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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
PLACES WHERE WE VOTE.
THOSE THAT DO NOT REGISTER IN
PERS0Y CAN'T VOTE.
REGISTER NEXT TUESDAY.

Three More Days of Registration
The Last Day Is April %
From Noon to o p. H. .oaPd
ofRegistration at Every Voting
Place - Every Locality Here
Given.
The voters of st. Paul are once more
cautioned that it is of the greatest i'm
portance that all legally qualified to cast
their ballots should register. There are
still three more days OF regis tration. and
those that fail TO improve them will
forfeit their right to vote. The remain
ing days of registration are:
Tuesday, April II. between the hours
OF a. NJ. and 9 o. Iii.
Saturday, April 81, between II O'Clock
noou and 9 D. III.
Wednesday, April 25. between IL
O'clock noon and 8 p. m.
The following places have been desig
mated as the voting places for the re-
spectiye districts, aud registration
boards will sit at these places on the
days named:
w -
First Observation-Disclosures corner of
John and Waverly.
Second District-NOrth side of Hop
kins street, between Burr and De Soto
streets. VIcant lot. second from Burr
street.
Third District - Northeast corner
Beaumont and Bradley streets.
Fourth District Williams street, at
the foot of steps on nnrth side or street.
Fifth District-South end of Burr
street bridge.
Sixth District-s53 Payne avenue.
Seventh District - Southeast corner
Walsh avenue and Case street.
Eighth DistricI-946 Forest street,
east side, between Case and Sims
streets.
Ninth Distriet-l225 Arcade street.
Tenth pislrict-lUlS Payne avenue,
corner Lawson Southeast corner.
Eleventh DiStrict-5l1 Case street.
SECOND WARD.
First Observation-Disclosures avenue, near
Earl street.
Second District-21O Bates avenue.
Third District -712 East Seventh
street.
Fourth District - Booth on Hope
street.
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TREATMENT. specific for Hysteria. Dfzzi-
ness Fits. Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous
prostration caused by alcohol or tobacco;
wakefuiness. Mental Depression, Softening
of Brain. causing insanity, misery, decay,
death; Premature Old Age. Barrenness, Loss
OF Power in either sex, Impotency Leucor-
rhoea and all Female Weaknesses, Involuu-
tary Losses. Spermatorrb9a caused by over
exertion Of brain, Self-Abuse, Oyer-Indul-
gence. A months treatment. 81, for s., by
Each order for boxes, with s., will send
written guarantee to refund If not cured.
G Guarantees issued only by W. z. Collier
Druggist, Seventh and Sibley streets. ST. Pau
Nina. 5
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S. H. Wood Produce Co.
GRAIN BROKERS,
$685. Guaranty Lean Bu ldina,
MinneapoIis Marhets,

Minneapolis Mark cts.
The following was the range of prices
today at Minneapolis:
April CLOSING, 6oIc. May-Opening.
Zoe; highest. GOssc; lowest, 597sc; clos
ing. 601s 0o6314c. JuIy-Opening. 61He;
highest. 6l5Sc: lowest. Size; closing,
6lasc. Septrmber-Closing, 611ac: yes
terday. 6lAc.
On Track-No. hard. 6SLc; No.
northern. 62c: No. 2 northern, 6U4c.
Some Sample Sales-No. l hard. l
car, 6314c; No. northern, 10 cars. 62111c
No. l northern. l6 cars. 624c; No. l
northern, 10 cars, to arrive, 621zc; No. 1
northern. car, 62ss4c; No. 2 northern.
car, 6034c; No. 2 northern, cars. Coo !;
No. 2 northern. car. Gle; rejected
wheat, l car, Id off. soc: rejected
wheat, car, 2 lbs Off. SIC; rejected
wheat, l car. l Id off, 60c; rejected
wheat. 1 car. 10 off. Sic; rejected
wheat, l car. Sic; No. oats, cars,
3l1ac; No. 2 barley, car. SOC.
Received = Wheat. 1860 blu: corn,
4,440 bu; oats, 11.2SO bu; barley. 1.1sO
bu; fiour, 497 bbls; hay, II tons; fruit.
14l. AGO lbs: merchandise, 1,3S4.6S0 lbs.
Shipped-Wheat. AZ. 120 bu; corn. SIC
bu; oats. 5.7G0 bu; barley. $50 bu; flour,
1886 bbls; millstuffS. 1856 tons.
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Chicago Stocks and Money,

CHICAGO. April 14.-Clearings. $751;
10000: total for week, SSl, 556, 600: cor
responding week last year, $102, 52S. 600.
New York exchange. 75c premium.
Sterling exchange firm; actual, s4.87sI
@4.SSA. Stocks 1irmer;. settlement
2l5S: Diamond Match. 1857; Miiwau-
kee Brewing Company, 20N; North Chi
cago Street Railway, 2511s: West Chi
eago Street Railway, 1876; Gas, IS, So.
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Liverpool.

LIVERPOOL. April 14.-Wheat quiet;
demand poor; holders offer moderately.
No. L California. IS 1d@5s I'd. Cora
quiet; demand moderate; new mixed, So
114d. Nour-Spring patents, s. sd.
Beef = Extra India mess, sos. Pork
Prime mess, AIS cd. Butter - Finest,
SIS; good, Cos. Bacon-Long and short
clear, 55 lbs. 32s Cd; long clear, As ;lbs,
34s Cd. Lard-Prime Western, 3Ss Sd.
Cheese-American finest, 5Ss Cd. Tai
low, 25s Cd. Turpentine, 22s Sd. Lin
seed oil, 21s Cd. Peas = Canadian, As
lid. Rpsin-Common, IS Cd. Petroleum,
refined, Aid. - &
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New York Dry Goods.

New YORK, A pril 14.-Dry goods mar
ket: Weather conditions were splendid.
but came too late to benefit the general
weeks business. Wire and mail orders
were few and for small assortments. as
were personal selections. Autumn
dress goods and spring and autumn
underwear commanded attention.
Blankets and flanneIs have commanded
interest of moment. Light ground
percales and satins did fairly we'll
Printing cloths quiet and steady at 2
1916 for GA squares. Fall River sales
for the week were $1,000 pieces, in
Guiding $4,000 pieces, Cd squares. and
S2, 600 pieces odd.
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New York Bank Statement.
New York Money.

New YORK. April 14.-Money on call
easy at l per cent. Prime mercantile
paper, 3@5 per cent. Sterling exchange
steady. with actual business in bankers
bills at S4.SS1a(94. SSs4 for demand, and at
S4.S7H@4.S711 for sixty days; posted
rates, 81. SS@4.891s; commercial bills,
s4.S64@4.S619. Silver certificates, 6ls4c,
last bid.
Bank clearIngs, $50, 35S, 1872; balane es,
Si,629.271; for the week. $479, 0S2, 237 ;
balances. S29, 037, 234.
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Duluth Wheat.

DULUTH. Mimi. April 14.-Wheat
ruled weaker today. Opening, L@Xc;
declined, but closing firmer, &c below
yesterday for cash, and sc decline for
futures. Cash wheat to arrive was in
great demand. millers offering freely 1c
premium over May for it. but were un-
able to get any at that. Stocks will ill.,
crease 26O. 900 bushels.
CIose-No. northern, cash, 61Zc;
to arrive, 621kc; April. 5s11c; May,
6111c; July. 63Ac; September. 621Sc.
Receipts-Wheat, 81. 1873 bu; cars wheat
Inspected in, 81; year ago. IL.
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New York Produce.

NEW YORK. April 14.-Flour = Re-
ceipts. $4,000 bbls; exports, 10000 bbis /:
sales, $500 pkgs; market neglected.
patents, 81. 15@4.35; winter patents. So. 35
@3.55 city mill clears. $3.55@3. go; win
ter straights. 50. 70@3.05; Minnesota pat
ents, $4,000; winter extras, S250@2. so
Minnesota bakers. So. 1908. so; winter
low grades, s1.6o9s 2oi spring low
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L. Z. CASSERLY
INVESTMENT BANKER.

Deals in all kinds of bonds and bank
stocks and good frst-class commercial pa
per in large amounts.
Money to loan at s, SIP, 6 and z per cent on
or before privilege. Large and small build
ing loans on good inside property spe.
cialty. Office GeImania Bank Building
Room 30.
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Great Novelty, Free.

A very unique and handsome Nickel
Plated Box for carrying postage stamps
in the vest pocket will be mailed free
upon receipt of eight cents for postage.
Stamps accepted. ffss
Address c. B. Ryan, A. &. P. a, c.
q o. Railway, Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Cattle-Quiet; very little offered; good
demand for stockers and feeders all
next week; fair demand for fai: to good
butcher stuff.
Quotations-Prime steers. s3.25@3 so;
good steers. s3@3.25; prime cows, 81. 40
@2.75; good cows, S2@2.4O; common to
fair cows, $1@2; light veal calves.
S3@4; heavy calves. s2@3; stockers,
sI.75@2. so; feeders, 81. 25@3; bulls, S1.5O
@225.
Representative Sales
No. VT. PriceNo. VT. Price
l heifer.... 6e0 81 ISL steer. coo So is
bull :.....1,Ss9 2 Is 4 steers. ..!.1s0 3 IA
Sheep-Firm; los good muttons, aver
aging 105 lbs, sold at $3.50.
Quotations = Muttons, $3.50 "a AGO;
lambs. 50. 1904. rs.
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Cash quotations were as follows:
Flour easy. Wheat-No. 2 spring. $3.50;
No. spring, 62c; No. red, $3.50 Corn
No. 2. 3s14c. Oats-No. 2, Sl5sc; No.
2 white. 34A(@3494c; No. 8 white. $40
$3.50. Rye-No. 2. 49e. Barley-No. 2.
nominal; No. 8. 53@5Sc; No. 4. 4Sc;
Flaxseed-No. l. s1.3O. Timothy Seed
Prime, S4.25(94.3 30. Mess Pork - Per
Dbl, s12.SO@l2S21s. Lard-Per 100 lbs,
s6.671s@6.7O. Short Ribs Sides Qoose).
s6.6o@6.621a. Shoulders - Dry salted
(boxed), s5.s71a96. 12hz. Sides Short
clear (boxedl. s6.S5@7. Whisky-Dis-
tillers' finished goods. per gal. s1.15.
Sugars unchanged. Receipts = Flour,
10000 bbls; wheat. $4,000 blu; corn, 1OS,-
600 bu; oats, $4,000 bu; rye, 1900 bu;
barley, 10000 bu. Shipments Flour,
1000 bbls; wheat. n, 600 blu: corn. 221,-
900 blu; oats, $4,000 blu; rye. 1000 bu !;
barley, 1900 bu. On the produce ex-
change today the butter market was
steady; creamery, 17@23c; dairy. 12@
19c. Eggs steady; strictly fresh, lie.
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Imports and Exports.

NEW YORK. April 14.-The imports
from the port of New York for the week
were: Dry goods, 81. 436. 992; general
Ss2s,sel; silver, s2assl. The exports Of
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Bank Of England.

LONDON, April 14.-The amount of
bullion gone into the Bank OF England
on balance today was G296, 900.
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FITCH BROS. & co.
LIVE STOCK COMMISSION,
S0,itsa ST. kaai.
ResereHcs:: Union Stock Yards Bank.
LIVE STOCK.
Union Stockyards.

Receipts - 1,10O hogs. 20 cattle, 2
calves.
Hogs-5c higher and active: quality
good for the bulk; yards clear early
to packers.
Representative Sales
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Milwaukee Grain.

MILWAUKEE, WIS.,. April IA Flour
steady. Wheat lower; No. spring, soc;
No. northern, 64slc; May, 5SIe. Corn
steady; No. s, 3SIc. Oats iirm; No. 2
white, 35c; No. white, 34111@3511c.
Barley lower; No. 2, 55Le; sample,
52I@551sc. Rye quiet and weaker;
No. l, 1870. Provisions higher. Pork.
$l2.75. Lard. S7.6O. Receipts-Flour.
1850 bbls; wheat, 20.S00 bu; barley,
21.400 blu. Shipments - Flour. 1890
bbls; wheat. 1,3O0 bu; barley. $500.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

"Throw physic TO the dogs-I'n none of I'll"
laid Macbeth to the doctor. He was probably i'll
The same frame of mind that thousands are to-
uay-tired OF this continual, filthy druggipg. Why
DO people persist in doing when there's remedy
which has simply dfstanced drugging in curing
disease? But presume it is hard to let go of the
old, and while You are holding on you will suffer.
ELECTRICITY is Nature remedy and the rem
edy of TO-DAY. Properly applied, it will cure
Rheumatism, Dyspepsia, Lumbago, Nervousness,
Sciatica, Kidney Complaints, Lame Back and all
troubles resulting from carly indiscretion, e1-
cesses, overwork, &c.
DIR. SANDEN'S ELECTRIC BELTS are the
perfection of medicinal electricity. They act at
once give immediate relief and cure permanently
Thousands use them; thousands have been cured
by them. They are worn without the least incon-
Venience by men and women. Their cost is only
trifie, and they cure when everything else fails.
Thosands of testimonials from this State alone.
Da. A. T. sANDES: Dear Sir-The Belt that pur
chased from you some timeago, has given entire
tsfaction, and Is ali Sat represented to be.
do note re to make public what my troubles were,
out suffice it 10 say was CURED by you after having
taken medic treatment Tor years TO avail. The
simple and 2mmor-ssnse hygeinic rules which you
forwarded at my request, were followed out, and
alone, consider worth tho price of the Belt.
F. w. DICKINSON,
p,cific IN We.f
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Is handsomely bound in White Leather Cover
and contains sos pages The Book only sold subscrp
tion the retail price being $3.50 per copy
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HOW ENDORSED.

HOW ENDORSED.
Morehan directly Recipe
these having been secured for this book from
More Than 200 Contributors
Many Of the wives Of Of the different States
recipes Coming as these have
of the country Alaska Florida
locality and section America We claim without
the Home Queen the aggregation
tried introduced into cook book
AUTOGRAPH SIGNATURES.
autograph signatures contributors their address
nearly
which their immensely
and introduced into the book considerable
PORTRAITS.
Worlds together with portraits the wives the
and others oupyng leading positions have been secured and will adj
MISS JULIET CORsON,
Cooking Schools of America and who has
@ and Cookery in the New York EXHIBIT at M
Worls consented contribute depart
formerly connected with the Minnesota State University
Two Thousand Choice Recipes
be found grouped under the following headings
s ssssts c nsls %sa Ms Hs sss ,aa
5ss ana a Sss ss s, 1S:s.
Cake. Preserv
eeess5 ss aad JunDlsa $s,ss.siF
S SIsii;ss Ind P99 s s ssiaai
Miscellaneous. S0aps
S Sssss rta Vegetable. ss department
Eggs RH.S to To- Cleanse italss' Clothing
Fruits 70 Keep Fruit and Vegetables
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BROKE The WHEAT MARKET
RAM IN KANSAS kLS0 BROKE THE
DROUGHT.
WHEAT LowEx-coRN STEADY

Provisions Finished Higher All
Around-The Builish Feeling
or Friday Obiiterated-Liver
pool Advices Helped the Bears
Trading Light Yesterday =
Corn Duli-Oats Easy.
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His Friends Thoughtfu1ness.

His Friends Thoughtfu1ness.
II think great deal of this rocking
CHAIR" said Rivers. tits made from
wool that grew ON a farm in Virginia
once owned by George Washington"
II don't see anything extraordinary
about it, said Banks, Except that it's
big and ugly. How much did it cost
your?
Nothing. That's the beauty Of it.
A friend Of mine in the east sent it to
me. There's nothing like having good
friends"
No. suppose not. How dill he send
it?'
"By express. Quite a relic isn't it?
Wood grew on one of George Wash"
You paid the express, did you"'
'Of course. Wood grew on a farm
that once belonged to George"
How much was the"
Farm that once belonged to George
Washington, in Virginia. 1t isn't every
day you can"
How much express did
1T isn't every day you see rocking
chair made out of wood grown on a
farm that once belonged to George
What express charges did you have
to payY'
Flight dollars and seventy-fve cents
said Rivers, with visible reluctance
Chicago Tribune
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Small but Sure Profit.

farmers make a smaller percar tage
on their investments probably than any
other GLlss. The merchant, banker and
manula cturer would 90 out OF bust
ness lie his visible income from his in
vestmant was no more than the farm
er's yet notwithstandiag that this is I'M
disputzbly true, 1t is Il fact neverthe-
less. that there is a .sm .ller percentage
Of failures among farmers than any
other GLASS More than this, there is
larger percentage of farmers get well
to do an this worlds goods and pro-
vide themselves and families a good
living than any other 6ass. This being
the case we certainly conclude that it
pays to work for small income. Es-
pecially is this true when in the case
of the farmer the incoHa IS steady QUE
year with another Rocky Mountain
Eusbandanan
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NJ. Max Lebaudy.

Africans as the best means> of the
conversion to Christianity. This priest
said that ''There is no use to send money
to these negroes; give me their children
and will show the world how to save
their souls" With this idea Max lie
baudy and some friends secured the
poorer districts for gamins of both Sex
es, and, Ivy promising theR a franc or
two apiece, secured their services. They
then took the children and gave their
faces and hands Il liberal coating of
burnt cork, transforming them into yer
liable little 'nigs.'' After this the
gamins were dressed lin ttlae most fan-
tastic costumes of grasses and weeds
making them look for all tine world
like little savages just landed from Da-
honey. When all was 'raLy these
imps were formed into,a proc ,ssicn .and
marched fte the residence Of the would
be savior. They .carrled banners with
the most audicrous inscriptions, and
when they arrived at their destination
raised trn slnearthly howl. The good
priest W.as utterly dumb bundled by
this sudden influx rot souls ind me de
all haste to ask the police to dispense
the shaIn "snigs." A paper comment
ing on fhis prank says that aside from
its numerous side lit teaches a so,asd
moral; sfaat 1T is mot necessary to 20
abroad to find field for either spirif1.al
or material usefulness TO .sss,.age the
wounded spirit of the victim Of THIS
joke, NIX very geneEonsly sent him a
check for 10000 francs, to he appliea
to the foreign missions. His next eff
fort was equally successful Tn France,
II newspaper publishes a '.fishy'
story, such STORY is caEed a ascanard, :"
which in French means duck Now no
paper, as matter of course, aikes 10
get the reputation of stirling the public
with such matter, as it would soon be-
come known as IA huge "canard.'' A
Partisan sheet had taken great pains
ito publish number of stories about
Max Lebaudy which were not true. and
Max took revenge One Rne morning
"a most remarkable procession began to
file in front Of the Office Of their news
paper. The procession was. made ND
of Hundreds Of dncks Ncanards), each Of
which was dressed Up I'm COPY Of the
.offen1ing paper.
A Costly Roman Bnnuuet.
His Roman banquet, lasting three
days anG three nights, cost him a fabu-
lous annount OF money and was q feast
OF barbaric splendor All the guests
were in dassic costumes Of historic de-
signs, no chairs We're used, low diyans
and cushions taking their place around
the tables During this feast the cost
Hest wines, fruits and various dishes
were served. RumOr has it that the
dancing girls performing during the
entertainment were IS lightly Glad as
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in the pictures we are accustomed to
see depicting such scenes. Sa


see depicting such scenes
Lebaudy has among other things a
splendid 7OO-ton steam yacht, Semi
ramis," which is always kept in readi-
ness if he should take notion to go
to sea. In personal appearance this
young spendthrift cannot boast very
much; he is far from distinguished or
aristocratic looking. He is one Of those
fellows whom nobody would notice in
a crowd He is quite well educated,
having attended school both in France
and in England. While he was in
England he acquired taste for all
kinds Of sports, particularly boxing and
siastic bicycle rider and has taken a
number Of prizes in long distance rid
ing. It is to his fondness for fast
horses which his family most object.
They have done all in their power
to dissuade him from keeping a stable
of racers but in vain. .- ~
All this would be, perhaps, endurablc
but now, to put a climax to his follies,
comes the report that he has fallen in
love with the notorious Mrs. Languy
This woman, who is now called the
modern Cora Pearl, is always on the
alert for such game as young .ebaudy
and it is said she uses all her seduc-
tiveness to bring him fairly in her pow
er. AS she has had ample experience
in the handling Of such high-rollers as
Abingdon Baird, Fred Gebhardt and
many others it would not be surpris-
ing if she should scoop the young
Frenchm1n in as victim of her mature
charms. She is professionally the Gle
opatra Of her class and as I charmer
of men of wealth she stands without
a peer.
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MoIlie's Choice.

AS Mollie opened her eyes the other
morning nurse came into the room
with a bundle in her arms. 'Look!'
she said, bending down so that the lit
tie girl in bed could see. Here's a
nice little brother sent from Heaven to
you this morning.
Molle eyed the baby curiously and
then Queried: "Frpm Heaven?'
Nurse nodded assent
''Well,' said Mollie turning over on
her pillow, II would rather have had
an angel-or a Philadelphia
Times.
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A Milk Carrier.

the cans Of milk to the milkhouse as he
would lead pet colt. The milkhouse
mot shown in the cut is close beside the,
taller post. BY the way, it is supplied
with running water from spring 13O
rods distant. A hydraulic ram forces
the water over a hill 60 feet high. The
milk goes to Chicago, and water tanks
are necessary to cool it and keep it
sweet. All creamery patrons should
use these cooling tanks. They will also
keep the milk from freezing in winter.
Ordinarily the tank can be filled by a
windmill or tread power, running the
water for stock right through the milk
tank. In this way there is no waste Of
water or labor. There are other cases,
in which a carrier would be Of great
| convenience. Such an apparatus could
be used for carrying swill for hogs as
the carrier can be placed high enough
to pass over fences, if necessary. 9th
er cases will suggest themselves.
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Gotham Sharpness.

Eastern Man-You Westerners think
you're pretty smart, but you can't
hold a candle to New Workers.
Western Man-Think they're sharp,
do yeh?
Eastern Man-Sharp as razors- Why
sir, I know men in New York who
have walked about the streets and even
ridden in Fifth avenue stages without
being robbed.-New York Weekly.
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Not a Pleasant Outlook,

Little Bobby-Ma, will go to heaven
when die?
Mother-f you are a good boy you
will.
"Will you 60, too?'
II hope SO, Bobby"
"And will pap .-."
Yes, we will all be there sometime"
Bobby didn't seem altogether satis-
fed, but after some thought he said:
Il don't see how I'm going to have
much fun"
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Miss Frontpew--Is it true that our
hew tenor was arrested at Mrs Gold
more's reception, for forgeries he had
committed in the South?
Mrs. Highchurch-Yes! he had just
finished singing Garry me back to old
Virginia." in a way that brought
tear to every eye, when the Richmond
sheriff came in with requisition papers
for hlm.-Truth.
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Aiding the Cause.

The new Lady member went to church
with such remarkable regularity that
after year Of it, the pastor thought it
his duty to commend her upon it.
1T is due entirely to my husband"
she said in reply.
How does he manage it," asked the
pastor. I'D like to know, 50 that /
may suggest 1t to other husbands J"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1894-04-05
He wsas on to Her.

The color fled frem his bright young
face. There was a terrible, inplieable
look in his eyes ,a .@
NE" he fnarshsy insisted, you can
never be a sister to me-
She frowned anSrMy. +.
Sir" she exclaimed, ';explain your
self"
He laughed a hollow oachination
If" he presently observed. my IA
ther in the diary speaks truly you have
already chosen to be my aunt"
She shrieked as the past came rush
ing upon her like food.-Mecury.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1894-04-05
Only one Lack.

Tourist This seems to be thriving
place.
Western Citizen You bet. All we
lack is a niger.
What for2'
WI you see, we all came here at
the same time, an from the same
nefghbo1hood, mostly an one man is
Just as good as another. We sorter
need niger to kinder look down on