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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

"THERE's a friend downstairs waiting
for you; says he wants you only for min
ate.n Mr. Catchon--"Here, James, take
this ten dollars and keep it until come
back. Fun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06
whenyisitins nrinneanoIis

Stop at HoTEL NICoLLET, the central, first
class hotel. with all modern conveniences.
Electric cars 10 all parts of city, and to st.
Paul, pass the door. Rates, 81 90, 81 80 and
50. 90 per day; suites Of rooms with baths,
extrS
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

Proclaims ore fact as true, namely, that
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters effects a cure
whenever IL is persistently used for the all
ments to which it is adapted. Among these
are malarial and dyspeptic ailments, rheu-
matism, nervous and kidney complaints,
constipation and biliousness. A tablespoon
full three tirles a day is about the average.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

THE barber neatly moved his lawn
And said, when he was through;
" Shall put little sea foam on,
Or give you a shampooF
INDIANAPOLIS Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

ANeELINA---ssThat was lovely engage
ment ring YOU gave me last night. dear, but
what do those initials E. c. mean on the
insidel1 ''Why--er--that is---don't
YOU kno W that's the new way of stamping
eighteen caratsn'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

SOMETIMES said Uncle Eben, ''yoh
kain't intiahly trus' er man dat keeps talkin'
bout de beauty oh honesty. Hit soun's too
much es eff he wus argyln' VIII hIsset."-
Washington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

No MAN is good who has come 20 the con-
clusion that he is good enough.-Ram's
Horn
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06
sinh Fnds Of Though,

An artificial man is misfit.
Idleness is first lieutenant to temp
tation.
We could use most % the advice we
give away
Good impulses may spring from very
bad soil.
A lie is the hardest thing in he world
TO keep within bounds.
There is a deal more in a dollar
sometimes than a hundred cents.
A man is either fool or a sn1ve who
spends more than he makes
Cupid ought To throw away his ar
rows and fill his CULVER with cash.
One good woman can turn more
steps Heavenward than forty preach
err can
Only one man can taSe a woman's
heart away from her. whether or no; If
another gets it. il is of her own giving.
The man who thinks he can do any,
Il ing finds il difficult to do something.
aud generally winds up by doing moth
ing. Detroit Free Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

FRESHNESS and purity are impaired to the
complexion by Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, Soc
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

"1'HERE are few more disappointing
things in life" says the Managing PhilOso-
pher, ''than balloon ascension 10 man
with a stiff neck. Philadelphia Record.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

RICE was introduced in Europe by the
Saracens IL is introduced into the Chinese
Win chop-sticks.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

KENNETH Jagged three, very tired by
long walk Mamma, my shoes are getting
new again.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

THOUSANDS are DIR wned by getting in the
swim.-ChicagO HI nd
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

DESPERATE lara-'sWould you accept
an apoIogyr' Mamie-'Yes, anything. il il
only looked like a man."-Truth.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

MAN is never out of danger. Even when
he goes to a church fair he has to take
great many chances.-Troy Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

"A typical southern African house
hold described by Olive Schreiner had
an English father. nalf Dutch moth
er with a French name. a Scotch gov
erness. Zulu cook. Hottentot house.
maid and a Kaffir stable boy. while
the little girl who waited on the table
was a Rasulo
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

HEALTH, comfort and happiness abound
in homes where Garland" Stoves and
Ranges are used.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

tod i the refuge of His saints" is
by Watts. IL is said by competent
critics TO be the finest version ever
made CT the first five verses of the
forty-sixth psalm
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price 75c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-09-06

have some one to support. somebody TO
feed or fondle or convert. IL may be
husband. il may be curate or cat
or a cannibaL Now. Marion Norman
was one of those women who long
vaguely for some one for whose sake
they shall have a right to sacrifice
themselves
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1894-02-25

taxes taken from the peoples pockets.
l was proud of them, as every American
may well be, but l will tell you, it is
the school house building, modest and
inexpensive, standing in this or that
village, hamlet, country place or
crowded city, and costing but a trifle
in comparison, that has made these
larger and ponderous edifices possible,
and has filled them with educated men
and women. who conduct the complex
affairs of this great people.
| saw those great warships the Balti-
more and the Charleston in the bay of
San Diego. They were using the search
light, and for miles along the track of
this powerful light it was like the noon
day. They cost millions of government
money; city would disappear under
their fire as frost under summer sun.
Walls of stone and cement could afford
no protection against one of these MONS
ters of the sea. l looked and I knew
that the American flag which warrants
every enthusiasm in the American
heart, was safe-as safe upon sea, with
these monster ships afoat, as if it were
waving and dipping in the breeze from
the dome of the capitol at Washington.
But l knew also that every officer
aboard one of these ships and entrusted
with the defense of my country's honor
and my country's flag was first pre-
pared, equipped and qualified for the
discharge of his great duties in some
school house by some school teacher.
We have not yet learned, but 1 be-
lieve we are rapidly learning that it ia
far cheaper, far safer, to build school
houses and pay school teachers than it
is to build ships of war or forts on land.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1894-02-25
A FITTING END.
Close of the Teachers
Institute Last Night.
Most Successful Ever
Held in the County.
A Thorough Review of the Task
of the Teacher.
The Feature of the Closing Session
the Addresses of Chief Justice
Baker and Governor Hughes.

The closing session of the Teachers
Institute last night was a elimination
of the success of the institute which
assembled Yesterday morning and con.
sisted of three sessions at which much
was accomplished to elevate and
broaden a teachers conception of his
duty.
The assembly room at the Central
high school was crowded by an inter
ested audience drawn largely by the an.
nouncement OF the addresses of Gov.
ernor Hughes and Chief Justice Baker
After instrumental music by the
Y. M. G. A. orchestra Governor Hughes
spoke eloquently as follows on 'The
Schools and the Press:
Governor Hughes Speech.
Mr.. President. Teachers of Maricopa
County and Friends: l am gratified
that you, as friends of education and
teachers, have given me this opportun.
ity of meeting you this evening, for ]
observe before me a most important
branch of the government of this terri
tery-the teachers. l am especially
gratifiea from the fact that during the
short time l have been in this room
nv mind has been carried back twenty
three years, to the time when the first
school was established in the territory
and when there were but two or three
teachers employed in this branch of the
service. At that time Maricopa county
had not a single school house within its
borders, nor single irrigating ditch OF
| evidence of civilization save a few far
mers. Tonight we have before us q
half dozen score teachers, representing
multitude of pupils and great mora
force in the fabric of the territorial
government.
| have seen the school system of Ari.
zona grow from one school house and
three teachers to the large system
which now prevails so successfully
/ throughout the territory. 1 am espec.
tally in sympathy with the teachers be.
cause in my younger days l was a teach.
er myself; believe I understand in 6
measure your trials 1 believe l under.
stand the responsibilities which rest
upon you, the labors which you al re-
quired to undergo, and the lack of ap.
probation in the mind of the public o.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1894-02-25

Fred s. will make the sea-
son of 1894 at the Beckett
Place, one half mile south
and one half mile east of the
Railroad Depot.
TERMS, $50 CASH, or
approved note; due at time OF
service. Season begins Feb
ruary 1 and closes July 1.
Address
GEORGE {. LORlNG,
Phoenix, Ariz.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1894-02-25

Onward has double as many
producing sons and daghters
as any stallion. living T dead
Of his age and three mes as
many grandsons an grand
daughters in the p list as
anv stallion living r dead of
his age, and more the 2:9o
list of 1898 than ~ stallion
of any age, livi5 or dead
making him, byne records
the greatest siren the world
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1894-02-25

CONTINUED on fourth pagel
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1894-02-25

your services. I talk to you, you may
feel assured it is one OF your mum ber,
and one whose heart beats in sympathy
with you and is in touch with your
every interest,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02

ana simple TOOd wouId give az -uTuCu
pleasure in the eating and would leave
them with honest appetites for every
meal. All that you do not assimilate is
so much injury 10 the system, and defy
any set Of digestive organs to assimilate
hot bread, strip, pickles, fat pork and
tough dOughnuts ct an early morning
meal.
Those who live through such diet
live In spite of it, not in consequence Of
it. They must have iron powers within.
They would be giants and sons Of Her
cuIes If they used "A reasonable diet, and
would be heads and shoulders above
their brethren both in strength and size.
When men are IN training for athletic
contests. you know the diet they are put
upon. Bread and meat, few vegeta-
bles, no sweets, no liquors, no cigars.
really should think it would pay young
fellow TO make the best of himself at
such little sacrifice. 1t must be such
pleasure TO be alive when one is in thor
Oughly fine trim-every wheel and axle
Of that splendid machine, the human
body, in perfect working order.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02
Points Worth Noting.

Don't fail to move about at an even
ing party. Airy commonplaces are in
order, and nothing is more hopeless to
a hostess than the woman who settles
heavily on one particular seat and waits
for others to entertain her.
Don't forget to give a religious atten-
ton TO the care of your teeth. That
woman who from carelessness lets her
teeth decay and fills her mouth at last
with the necessary barbarism known as
false set crucifies beauty. Nothing
so changes the expression of face.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02
THAT DEADLY ENEMY.
a FAMOUS AUTHOR SAYS THE BUCK
WHEAT CAKE IS ACCOUNTABLE.

A Breezy Attack Upon InJudicious Diet.
Did Satan Put the Frying Pan Into
Hands Of the Young HousekeeperP
Breeders of Confirmed Dyspepsia
copyright. 1901. b. American Press Associa-
nm i
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02
THREE COFFEE
PuIpiiDg Machines
OF the Best KindIJust Received.
They viii Pulp From 80 to
60 Bushels of Ripe Coffee
per Hour

a FULPER similar to these is in use by
the Coffee and Tea Company at Kona,
and the parchment coffee turned ont
from this machine is a Joy 10 behold,
not kernel broken! =
Now is the time to purchase, so as to
be prepared for the coming crop. These
Pulpers are made very strong; are
packed in compact form and can easily
be transported either in wagon or on
mule or cattle back.
Besides these Pulpers, which are the
first ever offered in this market, we have
just received a fine assortment of goods
round Cape Horn ex Martha Davis from
New York and Boston and the Villalta
from England. Among which will
be found
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02

Every woman over 81 years of age
was entitled to vote at the last New
Zealand election, and it has been OBJ
served that wherever there was a can
didate whose morals were of dubious
standard he was numerically cut.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02
WIRE NAILS,

Cut Nails and Spikes, Galvanized Nails
and Spikes, asst. Ash Oars, Cases Card
Matches, G. @. Irons, Gases Turpentine,
Barrels Rosin and Pitch, Bales Oakum,
Wire Door Mats, Straw Wrapping Paper,
Cases Naphtha, Blacksmiths' Bellows,
Bales Cotton Waste, Bales Cotton Sail
Duck, large lot of Sisal Rope, large
assortment of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02

The Princesses Maud and Victoria of
Wales gave their mother piano on her
recent birthday. 1t had been used by
PnderowaH when he crossed the ocean
m tho Teutonic and was recommended
~ is39nDr TDsti.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02

1t is probable that Lucy Larcom, the
poet, will have mountain named aft
er her. The Appalachian Mountain
club has recommended that a White
mountain peak, near Mount Whittier,
should be named Mount Larcom.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-03-02
Election of Officers.

The ADVERTISER is deliver
ed by carriers TO any part of
the city for so cents a month, in
advance. Subscribe now and keep
mp with the new year. Ring mp
Telephone No. IS.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-05-04
. lightning Cookery.

Prince Bismnrck's old chef, who is
now head cook in u big Berlin restau-
rant. recently won n novel bet and
gave surprising exhibition of his
mastery of the culinary art He had
wngered $50 that he could kill, clean,
cook and serve chicken, all in six
minutes. Tho wager was decided Mt
night i'll the cafe of the restaurant in
the presence of big crowd. The cook
appeared at 8 o'clock on nm improyisedI
platform, upon which stood gas
cooking stove. He held n live chicken
high over his head, and the fowl
cacklcd loudly. One blow of the keen
carver severed the head from the neck,
and tho cook began to pick tho
feathers with grcat swiftness. 1t took
just one minute to got rid of every
feather. In less than another minute
the expert had opened and cleaned the
fowl and had placed it upon broiler
on tho gas stove. The cook busted
himself at the broiler, seasoning the
fowl as it cooked. 1t lacked Just q
second of the sixth minute when he
stepped from the platform and served
The chicken to the nearest guest amid
great applause. London Figaro.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-05-04
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends TO personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by moro promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
tho needs of physical being, will attest
the Value to health Of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in tho
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in tho form most acceptable and pleas
art to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; eflectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and 'fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being we'll informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-05-04
ronthon outwl,t.ng tn, D,v,I.

a Chinese funeral never proceeds
straight from the house OF morning ia
the graveyard. Tho devil is ALWAYS
on the lookout for funerals and FOL.
lows them to seize tho soul of the
dead man, so, in order to outwit the
evil one, the bearers take up tho
body and start with it in II brisk trot.
while packs OF ilro-crackors and pyro.
technics emitting dense smoke and
vile smell are sot of Just as the pro.
cesslon starts. Having thus deceived
Old Nick rs to the direction taken
by the bearers they run as fast as
they cnn with the body, then sud,
Acniy turn % corner and stop whilo
more fireworks are burned. Tho
devil cannot turn corner easily, and
so, II really In pursuit, he shoots on
by, and ty means OF good deal OF
sudden turning and stopping and /,
lavish expenditure OF fireworks, tho
funeral procession generally gets to
tho grave in safety, while the old boy,
confused by their movements ana
half suifocatcd by the fireworks, il
still wandering about in the city.
The Ch!naman who dies in the coun-
try Is not In such good luck, for there
Is less chance to outwit tho enemy,
but by many dctours it can very often
be DONE
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-05-04
A Reversible Waterfall.

Ihe most picturesque, rs well MS the
most striking, manifestation of the
tidal rise and fall is Mt tho mouth of
the st. John River, mt st. John, New
Brunswick. Here may DO witnessed
on every tide IL change of conditions MS
sudden and as complete MS quick
change of scene in drama the beauty
of the landscape, enhanced by tho
handiwork of man, adding grcatly to
the imprcssivoncss of the phenomenon.
This is locally known MS the reversible
falls" although reversible rapids"
would be more appropriate. III map
of st. John and its cnvirons, drawn
in 1881 by m officer of the st. Johns
Loyalists, the matter is referred to in
n marginal note:
''lho falls in this river aro Justly
ranked among tho curiosities of tho
world; they are mt tho mouth of tho
river, about one milo from the en-
trance, and are navignblo four times
III twcnty-four hours, which commands
great attention, MS only IL few minutes
are required to pass in safety.
"Tho tide rising from twenty to
twcnty-four feet, Mt high water is six
to eight feet higher than the river,
which occasions II fall in the river ms
well MS ont, tho whole water of the
country having to pass between two
rocks sixty yards distant"
The scone of these rapids is beauti-
full gorge through which, in remote
ages, tho river appears TO have forced
its way. For twenty minutes ON each
obb and flood the river here is rs
placid us mountain lake OH tran
quill day. Suddenly n streak of white
spreads across tho gorge, and in few
minutes the calm is succeeded by tho
turmoil of rushing, whir'ing waters.
The reflections OF the rocky shores and
of the graceful outlines of tho suspen-
sion and cantileyer bridges which span
the mouth of the gorge are obliterated
MS if mirror had suddenly been ruth
lessly shattered = Scribner's Mnga-
uinp
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-05-04
nlblIcal LAW.

In the early days of interior Mis-
souri, the late Judge E. cut cord
wood, cleared up his homestead farm,
and WAS employed upon one side of
yearly every case that came up, being
for somo years the only lawyer in the
county.
He had no books except an old
leather-covered Bible and an old vol
ume or two of history, similarly bound,
but had read law short time in Ken.
lucky in his youth. He was worry small
Snd insignificant in appearance, but
became before his death splendid
lawyer and on honored Judge.
A young attorney from tho East
settled in the little country town, with
his library of about half dozen now
and handsomely bound law hooks, and
on his first appearance in caso ho
brought most of his library to the JUS
tico's oflico in fine, beautifully
lowered carpet bag, popular i'll Tint
day. E was engaged against him,
and, IA usual, hnd not book.
Whom his adversary cnrofully drew
his books from his pretty carpet bag
and laid them on tho table, F.
looked astonishod, but quickly reoov.
erod his ready resources, and asked
tho Justice to excuse him for few
moments. Ho hurried to his home
stead, half n milo or 30 away, md put
his old loathcr- bound Bible and his
tories into n grain sack and brought
thom to court, initiating his opponent
i'll laying them before him on the
table.
Tho evidence was introduced, and
tho Eastern man, boing for tho plain
tiff, mndo his opening argument and
read mt length from his toxt books.
E made his characteristic speech
i'll roply, closing Ivy ronding law from
his old Bible just tho reverse of that
read by his opponent and took his
sent, putting his Bible on tho table.
His adversary reached over and
picked it up, and seeing what it wa.
eagerly addressed tho Justice:
"Your Honor" said ho, "this mar
is hnmbug and n pottifoggor. Why
sir, this il tho Biblo from which he
has pretended to read law"
The old Justice looked indignant
and interrupting tho young attorney,
said:
"Set down. Whnt better law car
we get than tho Biblo?" He then do
cided tho case in favor of the defend
ant.-Groen Bag.