Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-03-30
He MAY Pull Through.

The Punxsutawney Spirit man has been
putting some spring repairs on his interor
He says: We have been wrestling for the
past two or three days with choice var.
sto headaches. We endeavored to bribe Q
doctor to jump in aud eradicate the whole
shooting. match. and he dosed Us with blue
mass, podOphyllin, polk root and number
OF other drugs whose names were given in
Latin, such as Tempus fugit, sic semper
tyrsnnis, and other powerful antispas
modics. These, the doctor said, would
clean out the system and make us as good
IS new. 1t may be so, but is good deal
like house-cleaning-much nicer when q
fellow don't have to bs around until it is
all over.
Rheumatism knocked higher than
kite. Mr.. j. n. Bucher, Mineral Point,
Ohi,, deposes and says: II have used
Salvation Oil for rheumatism, and in one
or two applications Knocked it higher
than kite
Football reformers are undecided as
TO whether the death of player should
count as a touchdown or a goal for the
other side.
Humane agencies and scientific au-
thority are getting in some effective work
against the check rein. Over 500 veteri-
nary surgeons have signed 3 paper con-
demning the tight check reins, on the
ground that they are painful to horses and
cause distortion to the wind pipe to such
degree IS to impede respiration. Psraly sis
Of the muscles of the, face megrims. APP
plexy, coma, and inf ANIMATION are some If
the results. BY holding the head upward
it puts the muscles of the mock on COZ
slant strain aud exposes the ey es to the di
rect rays of the sur.
All forms of scorfnls, salt rheum. ETC.,
are cused By Hoods Sarsapsrilla, the
great blood purifier.
Consumption surely Cufoc.
rc TIA. SDIroR;-P Please inform yoar re13.ss
that nave positive remedy for Tie above-na:ne
disease. 3: - timely use thousands of hopeles
casss have r, permanently cured. shall be gil
70 send twS ..ottles Of my remedy FREE TO any
your readers y - have consumption Ii they W!
send me theii Erprsss and p. o. address. Respcct
nll1. 7. 4. aLLUUA. II. c.. Isl Pearl st.. n. Z.
The etymologist deals blow to senti-
ment by showing that the mountain from
which the Kea,sarge took her name was
originally known as Hezekiah Sargents
Mountain, from which the slovenly speech
Kearsarge.
The movement for a two-hour work
day is gaining considerable headwsy in
Kansas. 1t should be remembered that
living in Kansas is enough to make man
tired, to say nothing of working.
Drunkenness, the Liquor Habit, Pos.
Ively Cured by administering DR..
Hain.s Colden Spechc.'
1t Is manufactured as a powder, which
can be gIvsE in q glass of beer, cup oi
coffee or Tea, or in food, without the know
ledge of the patient. 1t is absolutely
harmless. and will affect permanent ano
speedy cure, whether the patient is n mod
crate drinker OF an alcoholic wreck. 1t has
every instance perfect cure has followed.
IL never fails. The system once impregnat
ed with the Specific, it becomes an utter
impossibility for the liquor appetite to ex-
list. Cures guaranteed. 48 page book OF
particulars tree. Address, Golden Specific
Co.. 1876 Race St.. CINCINNATI o.
George Kiput of Shelby county, Ind,
q church deacon and 72 years old, has en-
tered upon his sixth matrimonial venture.
Each time be contracted with his brides,
all OF whom are living, that if he became
dissatisfied they were to separate on his
terms.
The late Sir Andrew Clark, Mr.. Glad
stones ply ysician. used the three following
aphorisms in conversation with AIss
Frances Willard: Labor is the life of liie.'
ease is the way TO disease" "The high
est life Of an organ lies in the fullest dis
charge Of its functions"
--Rheumatism cured in q day-"M ystic
cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia, raQlo-
ally cures IN " days. lie acLion upon
The system is remarkable anu mysterious.
IL removes at once The cause and the dis
esse Immediately disappears. The hrsi
dose greatly benefits. 10 CTS. Solo by J. I
Redick, druggist, Butler.
There's man in Rushville, No., who
is happily married to q fortune-teller. He
is watch-smith, q tailor, a locksmitb, q
u shoemaker and knows some-
thing about law and medicine. Between
them they managed to make u comfortable
living, and they enjoy love in u cottage
rather better then do most folks.
I'm water in which decay ing vegetables
have been infused, the microscope discov
ers things 80 minute that 10000 Of them
would not exceed in bulk grain OF mus
lard, though they are supplied with organs
as complicated as those Of a whale.
The Rev. Simon .Roundtree, a colored
Baptist preacher Of lincoln, Neb. 80 years
old, was recently married for the eighth
time The latest Mrs. Ro un dilte "A
years his junior.
Mrs. Bradley T. Johnson, who lies critic
ally i'll in Baltimore, armed, clothed and
equipped the First Maryland Confederate
Regiment during the war, and then went to
The front and nursed its wounded men
Sam Taylor and wife, colored people. |
of Louisville, who married in the old slave |
lays, and have since scco IN ulated compet-
,nce, were remarked short time ago so
hat their hildren should have no trouble |
n inheriting their property.
The fair fifteen Vassar girls who |
oined the salvation army last November
rs auxiliaries are still ardently at work, it
. reported; but their enthusiasm is not yet
luite up to the ecstatic pitch of poke bon
,ets and untrimmed flannel.