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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
Pass Down Another Chicken.

Enrp1ria Republican.
Two men were robbing a hen roost.
One asked the other, do you think it
right to steal neighbours hens, this
wav?' The other, who stood below,
answered, THAT is a great moral ques-
ton Pass down another chicken
The men who are seeking reelection
in this state have no time to consider
the great moral questions which apply
to the grave offenses charged against
them.
III. B. Kelly said, referring to the
charges, Eve must not let attention
be diverted from the great contest we
are engaged in because superintendent
and matrons in public institutions are
charged with scandalous conduct.
''Pass down another chicken
Governor Lewelling when charged
with corrupt dealings with the vicious
elements in Kansas City, smiles and
says nothing. I'VE can't stop to dis
cuss that now. Pass down another
chicken"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
neaIth In a sand Corner.

Through the summer weather fix a
sandy cOrne. in your yard, give your
little bakers some spoons and pans,
and see how they will take to the
mud business. If your landlord is so
gTouty, or has so forgotten his own
childhood as to frown at your sand,
look for another house. The world
is wide; children must have growing
room, and they need out-of-d. ors air.
See how hungry they will be at noon,
how sleepy after dinner White
dresses and aprons will find no place
in the sand world, but there is plenty
of cloth at the st res dark enough
and strong enough for a ''health
suit, and such you may as well call
it, for it will put more roses int pale
cheeks, prevent more nervous jerk
ings and bring more good, sound
sleep than all the p! city dresses in all
the stores of Christendom.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
Republican Doctrines.

Major William Warner attended a
banquet of the Manufacturers in Chica-
go where he spoke to the toast ''Ameri-
can Patriotism" His speech included
the following, which may be said to COM
pass in a few sentences the doctrines of
the republican party:
american patriotism" said Major
Warner turns it's back upon the weep
ing Jeremiahs whose lamen tations are
heard at home and abroad that our re-
publican form of government is failure.
They are false prophets. Their lamen-
tations are hypocritical can't. Under
our constitution, with its checks and bal
ances, which has been elOquently Hkened
to 'one of those rocking stones reared by
the Druids, which the finger of child
may vibrate to it's center, yet which the
might of an army cannot move from its
place This people enjoys larger liber-
ty, higher civilization and a purer
Christianity than heretofore known to
nations. The love of liberty is inter
woven with every fiber of the hearts of
our people
THE battles in the worlds history
which have done most to advance human
liberty have been fought on American
soil. These battles were fought not by
professional soldiers, but by patriots.
The contest between capital and labor
will be settled on American soil, not by
professional agitators, but by the patri-
otism of the people. On this continent,
by the genius of American patriotism,
will be wrought out The perfection of
human government"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
HeaIth-tilving Perfumes.

There seems to be. undoubtedly is.
something positively hcalth-and-
nourishmenL-and strength giving in
the influence OF sweet and powerful
perfumes on the nerves-a subtle
something yet unexplained. What
we get of most value in the country
physicians and philosophers say, are
the sweet smells of grass and flowers
and trees 1t is not chiefly the
spirits, the alcohol, in cologne that
invigorates; it is the delightful es-
sence or aromatic oils The delight
that rose gives to everybody is due
to some mysterious stimulus the rose
fragrance has for the nerves. Half
the delight in walking in old lanes
in the country comes from the in
visible trailing streamers and float
ing clouds of flower incense in the
air.-Buston Transcript
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
R>!aIl! BB skdsg7
ABSOLUTELY pUEE
She Made 1t Pay.

A woman dentist of Chicago, who
has large DracGice and high stand
ing in her profession, tie Is how she
came TO ADOPT the teeth pulling BUSH
ness: Il was one of a large family
and felt that | must do something,
and / hesitated between studying
medicine, fitting myself as MI Sc,
and this l wanted a business that
would grant me some leisure and
leave me mistress of myself and of my
time. | went right into the North
western College and worked my way
through. | was the only woman, and
the men did all they could to make
the way easy for me. l paid my
board by hard work, and after three
years of patient labor and unfagging
effort, took my diploma, and here L
am. Yes, l make it pay and l like
the work l am glad L made the
choice did, although / have good
deal to contend with in the way of
pre- udice to overcome. Some per-
sons don't like TO deaf with woman
dentist; they are afraid she is not
qualified, but we have to work the
same as men do to get our diplomas,
and we pass the same examination.
Yes, [ can pull teeth as we'll as a
man. l never failed yet, and have
done dental work up in the logging
camps of Wisconsin. 1t takes skill
rather than muscle to pull a tooth.
American people are more careless
with their teeth than other nations.
mothers don't know how to feed their
children at the period Of dentition-
Acids are worse than sM Gets, and the
eating of oranges and apples at night,
{ without washing the mouth after
ward, is nightly injurious"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
M1PUhfuIneSS.

81 have in mind the picture of the
playing of two nearly grown New
f0undland pups on rough lawn,
which ran to the brink of a sudden
descent over which ashes were won't
to be dumped. One Of them, which
was pursued, paused on the brink of
this descent. The other thought he
had him. Like a flash he bounded
aside and other went to the bottom
head over heels and brought up COW
cred with ashes, and sneeZing. The
dozen or 50 who witnessed the scene
roared with laughter, -roared aud
screamed, for there were some ladies
in the number. The perpet ator
caused the laugh to come again by
looking over the brink with mouth
open, tongue out and eyes in which
there was new light, showing that
be was amused by the discontinue of
his COMPANION.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
REPUBLICAN, STATE PLATFORM

The state republican convention at To
peka adopted this platform:
Reaffirning the republican national platform
of 1892.
Resolved, First The constant patriotism of
our party is in itself guarantee to the nation
that the interests of its defenders, their widows
and orphans, will be literally cared for, and we
denOunce their cruel and deliberate betrayal by
the present democratic administration.
Second: We adhere to the republican doctrine
of protection and believe that tariff laws should
protect the products of the farm well as the
factory.
Third: The American people favor bimetai-
ism and the republican party demands the use
of both gold and silver standard money with
such restrictions and under such provisions, to
be determined by legislation, as will secure the
maintenance of the parity of values of the two
metals, and that the purchasing and debt pay
ing power of the dollar. whether of gold. silver
terests of the producers of the country, its farm
erS and its working men, demand that the mIntS
be opened to the coinage of silver of the mines
of the United States and that congress should
enact law levying tax on importatlOns of
foreign silver sufficient to fully protect the pro-
ducts of our mines.
Fourth: We favor national and state legisla-
ton for the encouragement of irrigation.
Fifth: We denOunce the present state admin
istration for its violation of the laws and con
potency of its officials, its gross mismanagement
of the state Institutions, and for I'll dlscredIt II
has brought upon the good name of the state.
And we pledge the republican party and the
economical discharge of all official duties, to
strict observance and an honest enforcement OF
law, and to obedience to the mandates OF the
courts.
Sixth: To the maintenance of these princi-
pies we invite the support of all patriotic cItl-
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LOW RATE EXCURSIONS.
october 2srd and November 9th.

The Missouri Pacific Railway, in additio on
to selling Home-Seekers and Harvest Excur-
sion tickets from points on the Main Line
Western Division, Kansas City to Omaha
inclusive, Omaha Southern and Nebraska
City Branch, will also sell on October 23rd
and Novem Der 9Th, tickets at one fare for
the round trip, (plus 5000 from all points
in Kansas on and East of a line drawn
through Superior, Yuma, Harrington, Newton,
Wichita and Riverdale inclusive, to points
in Texas, New Mexico, Arkansas and Louis
lana. Tickets good twenty days, and liberal
stop-over privileges granted. For full par
ticulars, descriptive pamphlets. circulars,
folders, etc, apply to nearest Missouri Pa
cific Ticket Agent or address H. c. Town
send, General Passenger Agent, st. Louis,
Mo- 5S8-13t.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
WHEN THE POPs GET IN.

rhereT be Pnllmans for wealerz al ready at
hand
As as the Pops get in
And in these in the future they'll march DER
the land.
As soon the Pops get in.
Fat jobs for the iobleSs viii surely abound
And offices, too, enough to go around,
While the air with Pop pacans will loudly re-
sound
As soon as the Pops get in.
There IL be Just enough wind To turn everyone 5
mill,
As soon as the Pops get in.
And the rain can be called from the heavens
at will,
As soon as the Pops get in
Thereu be no more drOughts and premature
frost
To cut off the harvest and make great loss.
But instead milk and honey will flow without
As soon as the Pop get in.
The lotteries all will be opened up wide,
As soon the Pops get in:
The fellows who run them viii always divide,
As soon as the Pops get in;
We all viii quit work. and turn out on tramp.
Well go to the grounds at the State House
and camp,
And Doster will clamor and Clemens Will
ramp
As soon as the Pops get in.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
Will Soon Fall to Pieces.

Albert Griffin in the Kansas City Journal.
If am right the populist party in
the west viii also soon fall to pieces,
and it is important to find out where.
in that event, its members will go. A
large par of them are likely to become
democrats, partly because their leaders
are generally free traders at heart, and
spend much of their time denouncing
protection; partly because they have,
for four years, been waging their war
principally against the republican party
and last. but not least, because so manv
of our republican papers aud stump
speakers are unjust. and ungentlemanly
in their remarks about them
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
There Are o hers.

1t is pleasant wo. Id aud there
are no end of good people in it But
the seamy side is there, TOO, aud the
stories that come : ON that side now
and then are scch as to make one
ashamed to be happy, almost. 81
went to see my washerwoman when |
heard she was ILL.," says a Boston
lady in the Transcript, and found
she had heen in bed for nearly a
week. Her husband is in the habit
Of coming home very drunk and
throws things at her and beats her.
This time it was worse than usual.
She had been very badly pounded. l
found that it mad happened many
times. Yet she supported him and
her two children by washing. l in
dignantly told her that she ought to
leave him and live in peace with her
children. All, ma'am, she answered,
'they's worse than him."
IT IS remarkable how many differ
ent kinds of fish the devil can catch
when he bats h S hook with money.
SOME people never accomplish much
because they step over dozen little
duties in trying to find one big one
IT is doubtful if there is a spot on
earth where the devil feels more at
ease than he does in a drunkard's
home
Like sweet Bells tangled Out of Tune"
Weak nerves respond harshly and fnharmoni-
ously to slight shocks, which would produce no
effect upon strong ones. The shriu cutlery of a
child, the slamming of a door, the rafting of
vehicle over uneven pavement and other trifing
disturbances effect weak worcestershire
nerves, sOrely. Nervousness is largely at
tributed to dyspepsia and non-assimilation of
abe food, very usual concomitant of sleepless-
ness Digestion and assimilation renewed by
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, soon beget nerve
quietude and sound repose. The great alter
ative causes the liver and bowels to unite in CO.
operative harmony with the stomach, whereby
the general tone of the system is raised to the
true standard of health. In malarial complaints
rheumatism and kidney trouble, the Bitters
produce excellent results
The Landlady's Tip.-New Boarder (com-
plainingly 81 can't eat this steak, mad
ame.' Mrs. Slimdiet (accommodatingly ::
You'll find an excellent dentist right op
pOsite.'
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that
Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering it through the mu-
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from repu-
table physicians, as the damage they will
do is ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, O., contains no mercury and is
taken internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you
get the genuine. It is taken internally and
made in Toledo Ohio, by F. ]. Cheney &
Co. Testimonials free.
G5s5 Sold by Druggists. price roc. per bottle
Halls Family Pills 25c
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Sanctions Violation of Law.

Mound City Progress.
Is Lewelling honest in his plea for
the poor man when he receives money
from lotteries and saloons, the worst
and most relentless foe the laborer has.
and lets them run wide open contrary
TO law and his oath: Can he be relied
upon to carry out a single promise
when he perfumes himself every day he
sanctions the violation of law! AnG
this he does
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and trul-
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; 2ffectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Iyrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

The republican party in this cam
paign stands for the security of prop
erty. the enforcement of the laws and
the restoration of confidence in the san
ity of the people of the state. These are
the issues and they are essential to the
prosperity of every business man in
Kansas
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

BUSINESS must certainly be reyiving.
The number of democratic congressman
who are compelled to retire in order to
meet the demands of private business is
something phenomenal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

strong, plump, round and rosy. Moth
ing so effective as a strength restorer
and flesh maker is known to medical sci
ence; this puts on healthy flesh not the fat
of cod liver oil and its filthy compounds.
1t rouses every organ of the body to ac-
tivity purifes, enriches and vita1izes
the blood SO that the body feels refreshed
and strengthened. If you are too thin, too
weak, too nervous, it may be that the food
assimilation is at fault. A certain amount
of bile is necessary for the reception of the
fat foods in the blood. Too often the liver
holds back this element which would help
digestion. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery stimulates, tones up and invig
crates the liver, nourishes the blood, and
the muscles, stomach and nerves get the
rich blood they require.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

Had His Reason.-H why
don't you get work some where, and settle
this ere new income tax sort o. takes all
the energy out of feIler.''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27


The only thing that gives US stand
ing, from where angels look, is like
ness to Christ.
EGoTIsM aIwa's looks at his
'neighbor' through the wrong end
of the teles cope.
TIE man God uses is not the one
who spends mostpf his time in look
ing for an easy place
CHURCH members who never smile
will some day find out how much
harm they have done.
If you don't believe there is a re-
ality in the religion OF Christ, try TO
behave yourself without it.
No MATTER what man believes
with his head, there are times when
his heart feels the need OF God.
IF you undertake to pick up the
cross with one hand, you will ind it
very heavy.
A COUNTERFEIT is always proclaim
ing at the top OF its voice that there
is genuine
EVERY Christian should try TO do
something every day that will make
his pillow softer
pHE commission OF Jesus to His
disciples was not to preach about
things, but to preach the gospel
If some people knew that the sun
had spots on it, they would almost
worry themselves to death.
EVERY mans life is failure who
does not try to do SOL ething to leave
the world richer than he found it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

Pretty Good Evidence.-Lawyer (angrily):
s'Are you sure you are telling the truthr1
Witness: "Be jabers, you wudn't be so hot
about it if Oh wasn't
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

When Visiting Kansas City Stop at
the BLossoAE HOUSE opposite Union Depot
First class in every respect, Rates, $3.50 day.
Cable cars to all parts of the city pass the
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Spent Hundreds of Dollars with no Benefit.

M AOLEMAN OA So =
Mas, writes " After
suffering from dyspepsia
and constipation with un-
told agony for at least IS
months, l am more than
pleased tc say that after
using DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Pellets > for one
month, / was entirely
cured, and from that day
to this 1 do not know.
thank God, what even a
slight headache is. l paid
a doctor on fremont St,
Boston, in one day for
his advice only the sum
of 1000 with $3.50 for
--a1srs-a I'D Ia~Sr-ed ~
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

Dangers of Brevity Mrs. Yearwed: 'T-I
wish to look at some babies shoes" Clerk:
aWEite kid?' Mrs. Yearwed: ''Sirv'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

Hegemam's CmmPn~- .csSvith Glycerfne.
The original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hands
ga Face. Cold Sores. &c q. q. Clark Haven ct.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

fned1c1uS. and derived no - > NO-~-S1-'' ~
benefit. got more relief m one hoHr from your
medicines. far my stomach concerned,
than from all the other medicine used.
If any person who reads this is suffering from
dyspepsia or constipation and will use your
medicine as have done, he will never regret IL
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

A BAD Sign-Husband: This dinner Is
miserably cooked" Wife: Horrors The
girl must be going to leave"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

Karl's Glover Root Tea,
The Blood purifier freshness and clearnesS
% the Complexion and cures Constipation 25c Oc,$L
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

Equal TERMS Miss Manyse ason: Yes. L
have consented 70 marry Mr.. Goldbugg.
do not love him. but / respect him." Miss
Budd. ''Oh. | wouldn't worry about that.
Most likely his feeling for you is chiefly ven
ara+ia,, -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

He Could Practical Father: ssTf he saw
he loves you / suppose he does; but can he
support you2s' Daughter: ssWhy, papa
You must know that it wasn't his fault that
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
TO PUT ON

AASNdNo AA(oAiy hO AAdl-
ter how you've lost
it, take DR.. Pierce's
Medical Dis
covery. 1t works
wonders. By restor-
ing the normal ac-
ton Of the deranged
organs and functions,
it builds the flesh up
to a safe and healthy
standard-promptly,
pleasantly and nat
urally. The weak,
emaciated, thin, pale
and DuuY are made
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

"HansOn-s Magic Corn saEve.r
Warranted TO cure Or money refunded. Ask your
Druggist Tor It. Price Is cents
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27
Contain Mercury,

Must Be He.-Winks: 81 wonder who Sc
lects the poetry for the Hightone Magazine
links: DE Blinks.' Are you sure?'
WELL l heard him say that he was the puzzle
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

If the Baby Is Cutting TeeIn.
Be and use that old and weltried remedy, MRS.
wrSsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething-
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KANSAS LEADS THE PROCESSION.
UIHE ADVOCATES educational influence
a. has been felt in every county in Kansas and
in every state in the Union. 1t is recognized as
LEADER in this great Political Revolution
The people want good literature and we want
them to have it We also want few dollars
with which to do business. You pay the DOL
LAR, we do the rest.
SIND p cts. for trial, get speciaI rates
for cam paign clubs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-10-27

The only thing that gives US stand
ing, from where angels look, is like
ness to Christ