The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1894-07-14

The worth Of n state. In the long
r,r@~ rs the worth of The individuals
CONFUSING i'll. <. Mill.
-''ar man kin run inter debt" said
Uncle F1cn. ''bnt when it comes ter
gittin' mt he's got ter crawl. WASH
ington Star.
Ethel He is connected with YOU
in some way by marriage. isn't hep"
Robert--"Ics. He married my fancee."
-rit-l,its.
Judge Cant you and your hus-
band live happily together without
Rghting?" Mrs. Mulcahy-''No. yer
amer: not happily. ."-Tit-Bits
--She--"What lovely rose. What
would you say If asked you to give it
to me?' IIc--''I would say-it was like
your chcclS!'--Tit-H Bits.
There was nothing slow about the
fellow who had u pile of sand for sale
and put placard over it reading: For
Sale, Dirt Cheap. boston Courier.
Maud DO YOU know young Go.
lightly is awfully rich? Why. they say
he has money to burn" Clara-''Ias
he? o. how wish he'd take me for a
natch!'-Boston Beacon.
III 1lldTTleu DuV L unlnk H1dTTldgc
is a failure" lin married. but don't.
Difference of opinion, eh?' mo: differ.
ence of wives. | fancy. y."-Raymond's
Monthly.
There Is law of forces which hin.
ders bodies from sinking beyond "a GER
tain depth in the sea; but in the ocean
of baseness the deeper we get the easier
the sinking. Lowell.
Landlord" When a poor fellow
without money asks for nights lodg
ing | invariably take Kim in" Me-
| Caustick Then you treat him like
regular guest. Monthly.
MIR. De Verse wrote a poem last
night on The Last Loaf of Bread that
was Just beautiful He did? WE'LL
he's different from the average poet.
Most of them would have eaten it,
Atlanta Constitution.
-"Bunkins wife is mighty smart
woman. Remarkably intelligent
''Intelligent-why that amt any word
for it. That woman knows almost as
much as Bunlkins thinks he Knows
Washington Star.
"A Natural Conclusion. Miss Pink
crly-''lf You belong to ten clubs, Mr..
| 'Tuttcr, ] don't see how you have much
time to study" Young Tutter-"What
made you think that was student?"
Miss pinlierly-"Mr. Dashaway said
you We're one of the best posted men he
knows. Brooklyn Life.
-Wife-''liow do YOU suppose the
ostrich can be so silly as to stick his
head in the sand and imagine that no.
body could see him2' lIusbanG-'T
suppose he does not reckon on any wo-
man being around to catch sight of the
natural millinery he carries with him
Harlem Life.
-''Great Scott! What are they .Sp-
plauding that fellow for? He's got
voice like Il saw mill and he sings out
of the side of his mouth Ssh! They're
trying to keep him on the platform till
the boy they've sent after the cabbages
and tin horns comes back Chicago
Tribune
Not Caught. The blithe girl
laughed Yes she prattled, Il met
him on the street The languid being
sighed. Ibid you catch his eye?" she
asked. III -" The laugh had died
upon her lips - see" fastening
from the room She closely examined the
prongs of her parasol. Truth.
IL am sensible of the honor you do
me. Mr.. Spoonamore. in the proposal of
marriage you have just made said the
young woman. with a slight curl of the
lip. but circumstances over which l
have no control will compel me to de-
cline the honor" ''What are those cir
cumstances. Miss Merigold?" fercely
demanded the young man. 'four cir
rumstances. Mr.. r.Spoonamore.'--Tit Bits.