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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Goethe's visit TO Carlsbad.

There is no doubt that the life of the
great poet was greatly prolonged by
drinking the waters of the Sprudel
Spring. In our day we have the Sprudel
Spring brought to US in the form OF salt,
which is obtained by evaporation from
the waters OF Carlsbad.
The CARLSBAD sPRUDEL SALT
(powder form) is in no sense mere pur-
gative, but is an Alternative and elimina-
tive remedy which dissolves tenacious
bile, allays irritation and removes obstruc-
tion by aiding nature. IL acts soothipgly
and without pain. Beware OF limitations.
The genuine article has the signature OF
EISNER q MENDELSON CO., sole
agents, New York, on every bottle.
Pamphlets mailed free upon application.
Price per bottle s1.o0; large size $3.50.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Sunday at sis5 .. IN. and i:io p. m.
NORTHERN DIyIsIOS.
sToNiNGToN DIVISION.

F,prAss trains leave PROVIDENCE as follows;
NEW YORK; as am, daily 1859, Qimited) II ;ls
a. M s:I5, s:03 o: 90 p. M daily.
NEW YORK, via stonngton Line-7.i0, 1850, p. m
daily, except Sunday.
PHILADELPHIA, BALTIMORE and WASHING
TON via Harlem River-I0;0o, q. M, s;iS, p. m.
daily.
NEW HAvEN-i:i3 q. m (express daily, sib Qoc.
exp.), 1900 (exp.) 1859 QimitedD. ll;l3 A. m.
(exp), 2;15 (expl 4:O3, GOO exp daily, ss (exp.
daily p. m.
EEw LoNDoN-i;23, a. m. daily exp.,) $40 (ac-
conn.,, 500 (accom. Sundays only, Sis 0oc.
exp), $3.50 (accom.), 1850 Qimited) li:l3 a. IN.
(exp), l:20 (accom.) 2:l5 (exp.), s:03 (exp.) 33i
(sccom. Sundays only, 4;l0 (accom) GOO y. m.
(eyp. daily, s;is p. m. (exp. daily.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01

Morsss .wii Probably he the Successor
Of President Psixoto.


Rio DE JANEIRo, March 1.-For the mo-
ment interest in the warfare between the
insurgents and the government forces has
almost disappeared. and people are con-
centrating their attention upon the presi-
Dental election, which is taking place to-
day.
The Republican candidates are Prudente
Moraes OF Sac Paulo for president and
Manoel W Pereirs Of Bahia for vice presi-
dent. A section of the Republican party
has nominated Baes Csrvalho Of Para for
vice president
The election Of Moraes Is nearly GER
tain. as there is no organized opposition
10 him. Alfonso Penna Of Minas-Geraes
was nominated, but he declined To run.
Martial law ended at ~ O'Clock last
night. The result of the election will be
officially declared at the meeting Of con-
gress In May next.
Everything Is very quiet here.
MoNTEvIDEo, March lit Is reported
here that the Brazilian insurgents are
bonn harding Santos.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01

Passenger Train Service, Week Days,
Corrected 20 Jan. Z, 1894.

Corrected 10 Jan. z, 1894.
Trains leave PROVIDENCE as follows;
For Boston-s.o5 a. m, IL m; 4;lo y. M RETURN
$3.50 a. M. IL 30, 5 80 y. IN.
HYDE PARK. WALPoIE-s.o5 a. m IL m; 4;2o
FRANKLIN-s:05 n. m, II m; 4:2o, 7ii5 p. m.
WEST WRENTHAM, ARNoLD'S MILLS AND
ADAMsDALE-s:05 IA. m, i2m.; 4;2o, 7lS p. m
MILO RD-s;O5 a. m; 4:2O p. m.
ARLINGroN-7;lo. II i35 a. m; 5;3O e;So 'li;VO pm
KNIGHTsYILLE-7:1o s:i0, IL :S5 a. M; a;f5 b'1o,
$780, Hoop. m. ..
CRANsToN. NATIcK, RIVER POINT, CENTRE
WILLIE wAsHINGToN-7;i0 s:i0, l1:s5 a IN;
1905, 2;45, 4:3o, $50, $3.50, 'sii;OO y. m,
oAKLAwN-7;i0, s:io. ui35, Q. mi 2;iS' 4i@ s'S
PONTIAC. ARCTIC, ouIDNIcK-7;1o, ii:Ss o. m;
2.45 $50, $3.50, '-i1;O0 p. m.
ANrHoNY-7.iO, s;lo, li:s6, q m; 2t6, 1850, oi3o
SUMMIT. oNEoo, sTERLING-71o, $40, a. M;
COVENTRY, GREENE, MoosUP. PLAINFIELD
--7:lo, ssIO a. m; 2;O5. 2;a5, isSo D. m.
JEwETT CITY, VERSAILLES, BALTIC, SOUTH
wiNDHAM, wILLIMANTIC-9:lO a. m; i2;os.
4:30 y. m.
uARTFoRD-sioa m; l2;O5, 4,So p m.
WATERBURY. FIsHKILL-s:lO a. m.
NORWICH-7:l0, e.i0 A. m. 1905, i.30 p. m.
EAST THOMPSON, WEBSTER. soUTHBRIDoB
and woRCEsTER-s:5s a. m; 400 p m.
CHICAGO AND THE WEST VIA NEWBURG.
AND ERIE RY-9;l0 a. m.
PAsCoAG AND INTERMEDIATES STATIONS
ESQ., $3.50. II a. m; 900 and $50 D. m satnr-
days only at ii:lb p. m. Leave Pascoag at oi25,
7:l0 and s;l5 a. m; u $40 and i;6S p. nj sstur'
days only at 600 p. m.
All trains leave from west end OF Union Depot
Providence.
saturdays only. s--sundays only
Tickets between Boston and Providence Qlmited)
70 cents, unlimited 81.
80
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Against Woman Suffrage.

DEs MoSEs, March LIN the senate
yesterday Eoman suffrage advocates
crowded into the galleries and on the
hoor Of the senate. The question was a
joint resolution for an amendment to the
constitution granting women the right to
vote In all elections and to hold any Office
in the state. The amendment was de
feated by vote Of 20 to 20.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Mandfactursr OIney Dead.

WORCESTER. Mass. March 1.-Georgs
W. Olney, a brother of Attorney General
Olnsy, a well-known WOODEN manufact-
urer, died at Cherry Valley last night Of
rheumatic fever. He was born at Louis
Wills So years ago. but his parents moved
to this stateNwhen he was two years ola.
He spent his business career in the woolen
industry
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
About Old Glory.

PoRT ARTHUR, Ont, March L-Major
Wetmore of the United States has re-
surned 10 Nepigon. He and two COM
panions travelled to Mud Lake North.
where the major hoisted the Stars and
stripes. The question is whether this Is n
breach OF the international law.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
kluxRers on Trial.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla, March 1. The
criminal court convened yesterday for the
trial of Corbett and Mitchell. Corbett
was first TO arrive and was soon followed
by Mitchell Twenty witnesses were on
hand, and the entire meeting was con-
snmed In picking jury. The trial will
probably consume several days.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Widow Sues For $4,000.

CHICAGO. March William Thompson
was sued forA5ooO damages yesterday for
having caused the death Of his coachman.
w. r. Shumanter, last summer At the
time of the mans death, heart disease
was assigned as the cause, but his widow
now claims that Thompson struck the
coachman blow, from which death re-
A-1
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
All In q Nutshell.

NEW YORK, March lin the examina-
tion of Lieutenant Lyman concerning the
Kearsarge the witness stated "The loss
OF the ship was due partly to improper
chartiug, partly to the currents setting in
an opposite direction from that antici-
pated and partly TO our not having sighted
the reef before dark y
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
A. Intercstine Decision.

CHICAGO. March LA finding for this
defendants was made in the suit of Lam
son Bros. against Boyden & Co., to re-
cover a., 900, which the plaintiff claimed
to have paid out through an alleged
corner" In the korn market in Novem-
Der, 1889, charged to have been manipu-
lated by the defendants.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Ithaca's Sensation.

ITHACA, n. Y, March 1.-The coroner's
fury in the Jackson case met today. Earl
L. Dingens said that he did not wish to
make any statement until the inquest.
Over 800 has been subscribed by the
students to bury Mrs. Jackson and assist
her family
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Hardly the Proper Thing.

TORONTO, March Unemployed men
20 the number Of 1000 went TO the city
hall and attempted 20 bulldoze the mayor
and aldermen into giving them work or
money Threats to ransack the homes Of
aldermen were made Socialistic litera-
ture was freely distributed.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
And Still Another.

BrRMIsGHAM, Ala. March lone OF
the negroes supposed TO have been impli-
Gated in the outrage upon and murder of
Mrs Rucker, a few days ago, while being
closely pursued by posse, jumped into a
river and was drowned.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
The Nicaragua Canal.

WASHINGTON, March IA resolution
calling for a complete congressional in
vestigation Of the affairs Of the Nicaragua
Canal company, and looking TO govern
mental control Of the canal, was intro
auced in the house by Representative
Geary.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Fatal Shooting Array.

SHELByvILLE, Ind, March Jack Bar
low, the postmaster at Moscow, shot
George Mounts, a prominent farmer, three
times in the breast with 3s-caliber re-
volver. The latter was using a club, and
was, Il is said, the aggressor. Barlow is
in custody. A Agrudge was the cause
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01

PITrsBURa., March k-E. j. McNabb,
who last year pitched for the Baltimore
baseball team, shot and wounded Mrs. X.
r. Rockwell &nd then turned the revolver
on himself and ended his own existence
instantly. The tragedy occurred in the
Hotel Eiffel, where McNabb and the
woman had registered as +. j. McNabb
and wife.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
striking Miners Disagree.

CRIPPLE CREEK, Col, March IA cir
cular has been issued to the striking
miners. calling upon all who wish to re.
turn to work oa the nine hour scale at g.
per day to sign an agreement, the appear
ance of which came near creating a riot
between those favorng it and the
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
May Mary Miss Earle.

STANFORD. Conn, March 1.-The pro-
ceedings Instituted against Timothy II.
Porter, whose relations have been trying
TO have him committed 60 sn insane
asylum. have seen withdrawn. 1t is re-
ported that under the compromise all OPP
position TO Porter marrying Miss Mabel
Earle has been withdrawn by the rela-
fixaa
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
WARREN AND BRISTOL BRANCH.
Lave PROVIDENCE Undis Street Station fol
yEw2ORT AND FALL RIVER.

7:Oo, rs express and $40 a. m. ard n:io
$40 and (via New York boat at 6:S6 p. m.
Sundays for Fall River $3.50 a. m. $3.50 p. m
Newport (yia New York boat $3.50 p. IN.
Warren and way stations at 100. 745, express $50
and $40 a. m and 2so, $780, 4;2O, $3.50. s:S5, $500
and IL 80 p. m.
Sundays at $3.50 a. m. and 80. a
BRISToL--7;f5, express, $3.50, go a. p i2b, 500
$40, $3.50, 6:35, 500 and il:la ?. "a. Sundays
$3.50 a. m. and $3.50 p. m
Electric cars leave Exchange place, Providence az
6.i0725, $40 and g;20 a. m, 1890 2s0. 49J 10
C;l5 and 7si0 p IN. Leave Market SQUARE At II %,
pm.
Sunday at si35 q. N and 1:io p. m.
NoKrHERN DIyIsIoS.
Fitchburg aud way stations, 500, 1000 n m
4;i5 p. m.
Lowell aud way stations 500, $500 a. M; AIS p
Taunton and New Bedford, $780, s;l6 a. m; l2o
s25, 6.05. $50, (Taunton only 6:22, 1000 p. NJ
Sundays 6:45 a. m; $3.50 p.
Middloboro, sil5 u m; ~ :05, 3:25, 6:4o p. m
Plymouth s:i6 c, m; 3:25 y. m.
Points on Cape Cod, sI5 a. m; 3:25 p, m
Cottage City via New Bedford. i2:05 p. m.
Cottage City and Nantucket Via Woods HoiI s'A
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
Prompted by Jealousy.

TRENTON, March William Ryan.
who had been separated from his wife.
Christiana. for some time on account of
domestic quarrels. arising from jealousy
on his part, called en- her yesterday and
shot her. She will die. Ryan then went
to clubhouse near by and killed him
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
TRAIN SERVICE FROM PROVIDENCE
PROVIDENCE DIVISION.

Corrected 10 January I, 1894
DDc,noNv Ass, s5;45, 90, 6;i5, 's7:0o 7s45
BUS lON 500, ''lO 90, II 40 a. m; .sil:05
i:so, a.2i0 $40, Ei5i $3.50, s6;2o, s;22, '7:2o
500, 100, 1906 p m. RETURNING Leave Bos.
TON from Park Square station ESQ, 500, 800
sl0 :00 :03; II 100 a. m, l2m i;oo 20o $500 4;O0
500, 80, $50, 7i3o. 300, il00, 1900 p. m.
ATTLEBoRo-6:Oo 's7;0o, 7i5, s:i5. 300, 1000,
ell 20 a. m; i205, 1905 2:i0, 1870, 326. 4;i5
sos, $50; e:22, 1905. n 10 p. m.
NORTH ATTLEBoRO and PLAiNVlLLE-s7sOC sOC,
sl6 1880. IL 20, m. lao, 2:iO $50, 6;22 II 40
pm.
WAMPUM, wRENrHAM. NORWOOD CENTRAL,
NORWOOD and DEDHAM-"700, Al 30, g. M.
$50 p. m, Sundays, b;i5 p. m.
MANSFIELD-5:35, '5:f5, 100. st7 .00. 7;f6--i00 00
I:2o m. 1850. iio, 4:i5 $40, 'b:2O s;22, 1906
p.m-
SUNDAY TRAINS.
FOR BosTON-f;35, '6i45, s6:l5, Sis. 1880 m.
I:so, 4;3o. 5;l5, $40. $1,000 p. m; Return, ii6,
500 a. m. 100, 400, $500, $780, 200, II p.
ATTLEBoRo-7:45, s;l5. 1850 a. M; 1850, 4.3o.
b:l5, $50, $3.50 p. m
NORTH ATrLEBoRo and PLAINvILLE-5iD
p.
NASsFIELp-4;sS. $40. s:lS 1850 a IN; 1850.
t:3o. $40 p. m.
aParior cars only.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
There Were Badly Injured.

NUzuMs MILLS, w. Va, March LA
freight engine side-trscked here exploded.
Engineer Stevenson, Fireman Law and
Brakeman McCus were terribly injured.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
the Duck District,

NORFOLK, March 1.-The lighthouse
steamer vielet. with President Cleveland
Q hoard v vw " NbswAxh Uyaa 80
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01
new YORK, NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.
OLD COLONY SYSTEM.

Time tables giving full information
as TO local and through train service
may be obtained at Providence sta
tion and stations below.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-03-01

lem OF a practical Electrical Cigar Lighter, which
the subloined Illustration represents. The amount
OF energy which 10 consumes is practically nothing,
and this Lighter can easily be proved less eKpen-
slyc than any syste IN In operation, All funda-
mental patents beari1c 7pOn Electric Cigar Light
ers des gned for upon power or lighting circuits
are owned and C nirollea by us; AMI
the public are hereby cautioned against
purchasing any form variety OF an
Electric Cigar Lighter. whether operated by direct
OF alternating currents, as such would be direct
infrinqenlent npon patents owned by this company.
The only satisfactory and economical solution OF
Electric Cigar Lighting Is embodied in the. l.. Il,
Smith Electric Cigar Lighter
hutchins, Langford & Hutchins,
Selling agents and dealers in Gas and Elec-
trio Fixtures.
tg- Electric Corstruction and Supplies lat
I22 MATHEWSON STREET,
PROVIDENCE, II. l. pi.Ct
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20

ties shows what route she Is follow
ing, 80 that it is almost rs easy to avoid
her In thick weather as it is at night
time, when her lights are the guide.
When two vessels approaching each
other hear the e-indicat ting sounds
they can starboard or port as the occa-
sion demands, and when the sounds
Indicate a safe distance between them
they can. resume their course and pro-
ceed with perfect safety. Certain pre-
arranged signals could be arranged that
would not clash with the course sig
nails, but which would mean assist
ance wanted pilot needed" vessel
backing ETC. There is nothing in the
new system that would at all conflict
with existing rules of the road; on the
contrary, it is intended to add to their
value by introducing additional ele.
ments Of safety.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
To Avoid Collisions ut Sen.

A particular adaptation of general
ideas which have been advanced be-
fore has been made in the devising of
a clever scheme for avoiding accidents
from collision between vessels at sea-
in thick or foggy weather. It con-
sists of two whistles, one having deep
sound and the other a sharp one, used
in connection with certain marks On the
compass card, so that a pointer indi-
Gates the particular sound that it is to
follow. Each Of the four cardinal points
is signaled by four sounds from the
whistles; the qu;idrstal points, such as
northeast, southwest, northwest and
southeast, are indicated by two blasts,
while the points between, such as north
northeast, West-southWest sOnth-south-
east and so on, are distinguished by
three blasts. In all these cases the
sounds may be emitted from sone or
the other whistle or by a combinat tion
Of Ile th Whistles. Although the descrip-
ton may appear somewhat complicated,
the actual working Of the system is
remarkably easy. The direction from
which the sound comes indicates where
the vessel is, and the number Of Whis-
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
An Awaited Climax

In one of his remarkable lectures,
Tesla states that most scientific men
now look upon the various forms Of
manifestation of energy which are gen
orally designated electric as energy
manifestations Of the same nature as
those Of radiant heat and light. The
phenomena Of light and heat and others.
besides may be called electrical phe-
nomena, and thus it is that electrical
science has become the mother science
Of all, and its study all-important. The
day when we shall know exactly what
electricity is will chronicle an event
probably greater and Of more moment
than any other record in the history of
the human race.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
TO DRIVE AWAY CARE.
ENTERTAINING READING FOR OLD
AND YOUNG. .,.=Es
He Denied the ImputatiOn of Being
His Own Enemy-A Mans Good In
tentions Leads Him Into Trouble
Jim Webster's Luck.
He was picturesque personality.

He was a picturesque personality.
There were large, irregular apertures
In the back of his coat, and his whis-
kers were Of the sort that betokened
an impatience of all restraint. He had
lived in the world many years longer,
apparently, than the lady who had
brought him three broken doughnuts
and a chicken bone on dirty plate,
says the Detroit Tribune.
He tried to look grateful, and be it
said was superhcially successful.
''Thank you, ma'am," he murmured,
deferentially.
She gazed upon him and her features
softened.
Poor fellow" she unused, you are
undoubtedly your own worst enemy
He started, pondered a moment and
shook his head.
No. he rejoined, deliberately, 81
am not
"What''-
The lady was interested now
then is your deadiest foe?''
He turned into her face a piteous
glance.
''Ma'am''-
Involuntarily he recoiled toward the
door.
my worst enemy is the cooking
school,
Dropping one of the pieces of dough
nut upon the plate with a sharp, me-
tallic sound, he fed. 49,.
A Mans Good Intentions Lead Him
Into Trouble.
A smart man was getting off a train,
when he saw a couple ahead Of him,
who at. once challenged his attention
and indignation. The husband was
walking off with his hands in his pock-
cts, while the wife carried baby and
a large basket and valise, says the De.
troit Free Press.
This was too much for the smart
man, and, stepping up to the overload
cd woman, he said:
LET me assist you, madame" and
seizing the basket and valise, he ran
after the husband, whom he grabbed
without ceremony.
Here, Sir, carry these things for
your wife. / should think you would
be ashamed to call yourself a man and
permit your wife TO bear all the bur
dens in this way. Let this be lesson
to you, sir to-. "
':Hello!" interrupted the stranger.
Indignantly, ''she amt my wife. ]
never saw the woman in my life till
now"
At the same time the woman was
shrieking at the top of her voice, "Stop
thief, and 1t took the smart mans ut
most eloquence to convince the depot
policeman that he was not sneak
thief instead of a self-appointed re-
former Of other peoples morals and
manners
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
A Bigger Assortment.

i DO you know" remarked a Pitts
burger just returned from Chicago,
zone Of the things which impressed me
most at the worlds fair was the ex-
hlbit of windmills.''
Is that so?' replied his hearer.
Yes
We'll, if you are interested in wind
mills you ought to go to Washington
and listen to the debate in the senate ~
--Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.
NEW DISCOVERIES IN THE WORLD
ts2 OF SCIENCE. - . r..
iConstruction Of the Electric Foun-
i tains mt the Worlds Fair-Tele-
graphing Without Connecting
Wires. ~-.. 4"

The feature of the exposition which
will command the most interest Of any
of those in which light plays a prom
inent part will probably be the elec-
trio fountains Fountains Of this char
,acter have been features Of number
of exhibitions since 1854, when the
first one, designed by Sir Francis Bol
ton, was shown at the Healtheries in
London, but those at Chicago are upon
a much greater scale than any hereto
fore attempted. The principle of eper-
alton is that of throwing a powerful
beam. Of light from. below upward
along the axis of the water jet, the
lamps being placed in chamber under
the fountain provided, with trans
parent roof. Color effects are produced
by the interposition of glass screens III
the path of the beam. In the present
fountains, which rise from basins sixty
feet in diameter, the underground
chamber is built upon. piling, q con-
struction rendered necessary by the
shifting sand foundation. The piling
is Of unequal length, the shorter piles
supporting the floor structure, and the
longer, which project through and are
seen as pillars in the room, the roof.
The water nozzles are grouped to form
nineteen composite jets, and as many
powerful refectors are arranged to
throw a beam of light along the axis
Of each group. 1t is estimated that the
beam of these powerful lights has lu-
m;nous intensity of two hundred and
fifty. thousand candles. The size of
the fountains may be appreciated by
the fact that they require a twenty
four-inch supply main conveying water
at hundred pounds pressure, and have
a consumption of nearly twenty-one
million gallons per twenty-four hours.
The central jet or grand geyser formed
by a two-inch stream rises to height
of hundred and fifty feet, The color
screens are in the shape of fan blades
arranged to rotate horizontally, and are
grouped so as to be capable Of produc-
ing an almost unlimited combination Of
color efects.-From Electricity at the
Worlds Fair, by Charles NJ Lrngren,
in The Popular Science Monthly
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
II know it's a counterfeit, Jim; yer
asked me fur one I had no use fur,
an I give it to yer; Use always kind to
my friends" .:=. - = - ~.
In a State OF Decline,

II am thinking said Mr.. Essy, 'tof
writing a chapter on the decline of the
American young man." -
Good idea," said Cholly. "I'n help
you. I've proposed lots of times, you
know
a ut hadn't occurred to me that you
would be willing to be study"
$'Oh, ya-a-as. can give you lots of
points. I don't believe theah is any
American young man who has been de-
clined oftener than Ihaye."-Washing
ton Star.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
Something to Eat.

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The tramp was getting desperate, for
he hadn't had anything to eat for a
day and nothing to drink for twice as
long.
Cant you give hungry man some
thing to, eat?' he inquired of the girl
who opened the kitchen door.
''No, I can't. We don't feed tramps
here" she responded, GROSSLY.
But I'm dreadful hungry he urged.
Il don't care if you are. You deserve
to be, and if you don't get out I'll set
the dog on yon."
Got dog?" he asked, anxiously.
Eyes, we have"
'Is he big?'
He's big as a calf.''
The tramp began rolling up his
sleeves. =
Send him on" he said, eagerly.
I'll eat him." and the girl yielded and
gave him his dinner.-Detroit Free
Press ~. :-"- sz.<e<. ->
A Jim Webster's Luck.
"sam, can yer lend me a dollar that
yer has no use fur?'' said Jim Webster
to Sam Johnsing.
Certainly, Jim; Use pleased to accom-
modate yer ssid Sam, handing Jim a
dollar. s
jim was so surprised at his luck in
getting the money that he bit the coin
to see If he was awake or merely
dreaming, and in doing SO discovered
that the dollar was made OF lead.
Dis aeah is counterfeit, sam: ]
! didn't think you'd do me that way
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1894-01-20
Political Economy,

Tramping Tommy-There goes one Of
the fellers that's responsible for half
our troubles.
Wayfaring William-Wot's he done?
Tra:nping Tommy-He works every
day in tn year, 'cept Sundays, an
earns peoples money away from them.
If it wasn't for such fellers as him,
folks 'ud have more money ter give
us.-New York Weekly.