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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1894-10-02

The IL class Was won In straight
heats BY Belle wilkes. The opinion Was
generally expressed that Bert u. could
have Won nj least one heat of this race,
aud his driver, who did not seem to be-
manifcsting any great anxiety To take
the pole. Was warned by the Judge. that
Il would cost him i've dollars To trail
down the stretch with his horses noso
over the seat Of the leading sulky. lie
got Into position In the next heat.
gSclAss. runss eio.
R.lls wiae.. Mslcher a hii~r.
hsr n, Bsrt Berry, J
Hetths knax, uals Howe.
hsIIs Msr'.; br as,%,, $1,000, $50
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1894-10-02

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far., within ant for the County 0f uhf#rI ..
the thirl Tuesday ~ ~spt.. \. ~ i-tt
May banrh Cater, namti iATfutrt II.
certain lnftrument pufpnrtinE g. Is Co. .H-t
VIII ani Testament ~ JULIA n. 60.
Ith. late 81 fans in ali tountY, isifl.s...
having pfv.s ntssi The ssms fof probate
OkDtREp, That all CNoslttk give HHt.., '
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publishing oupy - uis opief thre sea. ...
oe-.iFsy In The ONfUrt Dymn-rat nrasTa.r.
printed 81 'aft-, IN saii Cuunty. that thfF ..H.
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within AMI Tor all County. 0n The thlfI 7 ..
day ~ ort next, a nine o'cidsk IN a. f.TruH..
AMI shaw cause. ~ any they have. uEF f.H
sald lnstfumcnt shuult nut ~ prufsil. approve.
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ali deceased, AMI that she may o. aFTs.rl..
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1894-10-02

There l. now on exhibition In Gardl-
ner sea monster which, 80 far A.
known, l. stranger 10 natural history.
IL weigh. l2o0 pounds. IL 10 not IN"
many-times-tAbled sea serpent, but Ike
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1894-10-02

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The Washington times., 1894-10-23
RECORD OF THE COURTS.

CIRCUIT COURT. No. 1-JUsTICE BRADLEY
House & Hermann Va. Smith; judgment for
plaintiff by consent for / cent and costs.
Green VS.. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Com
pany; rule on plaintiff to employ new eoul-
sci and case continued. Love vs.. National
Metropolitan Bank; death Of plaintiff sug-
gested, and Horace T. Love, executor, made
plaintiff. Horace T. Love vs.. National Metro
politan Bank; order allowing plaintiff to de-
posit $50 in lieu Of appeal bond. Cans Bros.
VS.. A. A. Wilson; judgment by default for
cent damages and costs. Ivy City Brick Com
pany vs. Waldron; Thomas Roberts d Co. Vs.
Johnston Bros. & Co.; Tolman & Son VS..
Coke; G.. H. Hammond Il Co. VS.. Gormley;
judgments by default. Assignment-Nos. lie,
144, 156, 100, 1872 and 166.
DISTRICT COURT. No. 2-CHIEF JUSTICE BISG-
HAM-James Thornton ct al. VS.. Steamer Lady
of the Lake ct al; leave to John Thornton
Robert A. Abel, Moses l.. Sellman, Robert W.
Taylor, and William W. McCauley 10 inter
vene; pro confesso against respondents; hear
ing October q, 1894.
CIRCUIT CoURT, No. 2-CHIEF JUSTICE BISG-
HAM-Barbour, administrator VS.. Heiskell, jr. E;
jury respited. Assignments-No 1873 on hear
lug; Nos. 169. IS3, and 9.
ORPHANS CoURT-PRoBATE DIvIsIoN-JUs-
TICE HAGNER-Estates as follows: John Scan
lon; will proved by second witness. John
Watt Bradford, will fully proved. D. Pratt
Mannix; will proved by second surviving
witness. Harriet Ordway; order admitting
will to probate and for letters testamentary to
John W. Smith, bond &, 900 given. Alfred ].
D. Supplee; petition of Frank and A. G. Sup
plee for appointment of G. F. Supplee to be
administrator. Robert McMurdy; inventory
filed. Catherine 4. Bradley: receipt for resi-
due of estate filed. Alfred Richards; will
filed. John H. Brooks; inventory filed.
Guardianship of orphans Of George B. Till;
additional bond of Julia 2. Roswell, $780,
CRIMINAL COURT. No. 2-JUsrIcE CoLE-
William B. Smith. larceny; writ OF habeas cor
pus, returnable October q, ordered to issue.
CRIMINAL COURT, No. - JUSTICE Nc
CoMAs-Bernard McQuade. alias Barney Nc
Quade, and Edward McQuade. assault to kill;
verdict Of guilty of assault and battery; SEN
fenced to Jail six months each. Charles Harris
and Ella Wilson. grand larceny; jury respited.
Accounts of United States attorney approved.
EQUITY CoURT, No. 1-JusTIcE Cox
Albright VS.. Kennedy; bill dismissed as to de-
PENDANTS Alexander and Sheehan. Jacobs vs.
Jacobs; defendant allowed to withdraw pass
book from files. Greason vs. Palmer; audi
tors report confirmed and distribution or
dered. O'Donnell VS.. Keppel; demurrer
overruled, with leave to answer. William H.
Thomas vs.. Peoples Transportation Com
pany; order of October 19 granting writ duces
tecum rescinded. Curtis VS.. Curtis; order for
commission TO take testimony at Naples N
7. Assignment-Nos. A, s, 81, AZ, 46, AZ, 40,
and so,
Nicholson VS.. Wills ct al; order postponing
hearing on motion to dissolve Injunction.
Fry VS.. Adrions; on hearing. Assignment
No. l09 on hearing
The Washington times., 1894-10-23


Vast numbers of happy men, women, and
children are testifying to the extraordinary
success of DR.. Walker in curing all disorders
of the brain and nervous system, diseases of
the skin and blood. catarrh, consumption,
asthma, malaria, rheumatism, hemorrhoids
dyspepsia, diseases OF women, and all affec-
tions of the heart. lungs, stomach, liver, kid
neys, bladder bowels, and other organs
Many men are sufferers from nervous de-
bility, impaired memory, low spirits and the
various arrangements o. mind and body due
to pernicious habits contracted in youth, or
TO later excuses, resulting in a loss of manly
power, wrecked constitutions. and not in
frequently in softening of the brain, epilepsy
paralysis, and insanity. To reach and re-
claim such unfortunates is one of DR.. Walkers
aims, and he has been the means of restoring
hundreds to health and happiness.
DR.. Walker may be consulted free, either
personally or by letter. His well-known sani-
tarium. at 1411 Pennsylvania avenue, adjoin-
ing Willard's Hotel. is open to all applicants
for advice or treatment every week day from
10 a. m. 10 5 p. M; Wednesday and Saturday
evenings from to s; Sundays from 10 to y.
Charges for treatment very low.
All interviews and correspondence sacredly
confidential. No cases made public without
consent of patients.
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
cOLoRED Y. N. C. A. CONCERT.
Successful Entertainment Last Evening a
the Metronoli1an A NJ e Church

Successful Entertainment Last Evening at
the Metropolitan A. NJ. Z. Church.
The concert given at the Metropolitan A.
NJ. E. Church by the colored Young Mems
Christian Association last night was success
in every particular The proceeds are for the
benefit of the association. and handsome
sum was realized from the sale of tickets.
The following programme was rendered:
Part I-Selections by the United States Ma
rine Band; Evening Star March," Poet and
Peasant Santiago Waltz" Patrol( q Coxeys
ArmY'D; ''Robin Hood (Selecton); Patrol
("Grand Army").
Part II-Solo, Roberto, - Mrs. Lena Miller
Mckinney; chorus, 1.-The Elf, The Amphion
Glee Club; solo, 'Silken Bands" Miss Lulu
A. Hamer; solo, "Hybrias the Cretan.'' Prof.
John Il. Layton; solo, 81 Love Thee Mr. J.
Henry Lewis; chorus, annie Laurie (re-
harmonized) The Orpheus Glee Club.
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
THE WASHINGTON TIMES. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 90, 1894

gro man, who is wanted in Pittsylvania
county for the killing of William H. Keats
on the night of September 26. He is thought
to be somewhere in this neighborhood.
Mr.. Robert H. Cox has been appointed
judge of election in the new Friendship pre-
cinct of the Third ward to fill vacancy
caused by the resignation of Mr.. J. Catlin
Creighton.
William H. Price yesterday handed in his
resignation as a police officer to accept the
position of special officer at the Washington
Southern Railroad station in this city.
The registration books will be closed on
Saturday next, and all who do not register
before that time will not be allowed TO vote in
the coming election.
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
PULLING FOR THE PIANO.

Public School Pupils Putting in Some Hard
Work just Now.
There is music in the air around Washing
tons public school buildings just now, for the
pupils are beginning to work like beavers for
the beautiful TINES piano. II is prize well
striving fer. and the boys and girls appreciate
this fact Each one is working with dual
purpose-to win the piano and thereby TO
have his or her school building declared the
most popular in the city. Keep 1t up, chill
dren! The piano speaks for itself.
Votes received after p. m. will not be in
cluded in the next days score, but will be
held over for one day.
At the close OF the polls yesterday the vote
stood as follows:
The Washington times., 1894-10-23

as a man could be and still be alive. had
not done stroke of work for months. and
could barely creep about. My nervous sys-
TEN was shattered, and was hawking and
choking and gagging all the time. From the
terrible coughing my right lung became
affected, and / would spit constantly. But
DIR. Walker cured me. I took his treatment
three months and am entirely well. defy
any one 10 find healthier man in the Dis
trict than l am to-day"
similar case was that Of Mr.. B. L. Shuley,
of Akron, Ohio, whose letter, bearing date of
October 10, recounts in detail the story of
eight years suffering from catarrh, and of
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
Expert Sneak Thieves Wanted.


The police department of this city was yes
terday notified by Chief of Police Charles R.
Wright, Of Syracuse, n. Y. to look out for A.
H. King, Marcus Marks, and Charles NJ. Hast
ings. professional sneak thieves, who got
away with tray containing thirty valuable
diamonds on the 18th instant. They usually
register at hotels patronized by commercial
travellers and claim to be on the road as
drummers. They act their parts well. says
Chief Wright, and are stylishly dressed.
"King," says the information. sis the enter
tainer and talker; Hastings, the slugger, and
Marks, the sneak"
The Washington times., 1894-10-23

come chronic it not only
makes wretched the life
of the sufferer but may
lead to fatal lung affec-
tions. Mr. John Il. Bah
cock, a printer connected
with the Sterling Print
ing Company, says: Il
have been afflicted with
catarrh of the head and
throat for six years.
When / first went to DIR.
Walker l was as near be-
-. - z.....-I 80 .rvnnafr
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
Struck hv q Cable Trainl

About 5.45 o'clock last evening as Rev
Alexander Bartin, colored, was crossing the
cable line tracks at Fifteenth and streets
northwest, he was struck by grip car No
22l, Gripman William Thorn, going south
and knocked down. He received a very bad
cash on the eye and was sent to his home
No. 2247 Dumbarton avenue northwest, in q
cab by Officer Sam Nelson.
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
Return of the DeIegates.

About 200 delegates to the American Street
Railway Convention, who went to Atlanta last
Monday night by the Southern Railways di-
rect line via Charlotte, N. c., reached Wash
ington yesterday morning en- route to their
respective homes in the North and East, hav-
ing returned to Washington via Chattanooga,
Tenn, and Asheville, N. C.-the Land of the
Sky-at which latter place they spent Sunday.
The Washington times., 1894-10-23

rapid recovery through
the agency of DIR.
W alker's treatment,
closing as follows: What
a blessing is health! ]
never fully realized il
before. Would TO God ]
could tell the thousands
of sufferers from catarrh
and other diseases how
easily they might get rid
of their troubles by writ
ing to DR.. Walker or
pnnGulfiDU him nerzoDal I
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
A MEDICAL JOURNALS
Opinion of DR.. Shades Discovery for
Consumption.
A Letter Of Inquiry Written to the Editor
for Information.

What is your opinion of Amick's chemical
treatment for consumption?
l see it advertised in The Medical World.
J. j. WILSON, II. D.
LITrLEToN, Col.
Z think Amick simply adopted Shades
mineral treatment, which has been fully de-
seribed in our columns Shade came out like
an honest professional gentleman and gave
his brethren the benefit of his discovery, as
he deems it, Amiek took up the idea. and
operated it on basis Of duackery, for which he
was deservedly expelled from his college and
socleties.-ED.l
DR.. Shades specialty-Lung, throat, and
catarrhal diseases. Office hours: to 10 q.
m, to 2, and 4 to Up. m. Terms reason
able; consultation free. 1882 Fourteenth street
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
A Bargain

Can he secured in the very choicest OF building
sizes around Washi ngtOn IL yOu viii wait for n
few days, as beautiful Tuxedo, adjacent 10
Washington station on grounds, viii then be
ready. Lots, $50 and up, on easy terms. Wait
it viii pay you. Particulars at ofice.623 F ST NV.
of22-ff
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
IT BROKE Him DOWN.
The Dangerous Disease of Which Mr
BabcOck Mas Cured,

In its incipiency catarrh is not dangerous
disease But il permitted to run on and be-
The Washington times., 1894-10-23
ReaiEstate Transfers.

Deeds of real estate were filed yesterday for
record as follows: James Kitchen to Solomon
Fowler, lot 4s, in Holmead's addition to
Georgetown, for 81 900. William F. Hunter
and wife to Elias J. Hill, lot 40, in square 1853,
for $40. Jefferson d. Garland and wife to
Francis w. Baker and James J. hampton, lot
153, in square 1851, subject to g, 500 trust,
for SO. Mary E. Davis and husband, in
trust, to Frank T. Browning and J. T..
Sothoron, lot 16, in square Al, for 81. Ida S.
Altman and husband TO Michael II. Sullivan,
lot S5, in block 27, Long Meadows, for SO.
Martha M. Read to William l.. f. King, lots F,
G, H, 1, j, X, and l., in sub OF Peters Mill
Seat, for SO. Martha NJ. Read to William l..
+. King, lot 40, Lanier Heights, for $40. John
z. II. Reisinger and wife TO John G.. Reis-
niger, lot 40. in square 358, for $40. Luther
S. Fristoe and wife to Henry II. Jacobs, part
lot IA, in block 36. in Columbia Heights, for
$4,000. John Swormsted and William Mayse,
trustees, to Blanche Carter, part lot so, in
square 943, subject to 90, 500 trust, for $4,000
Julieth Strawbridge and husband to Sallie p.
Ayers, lot Is, in block 2, Mount Pleasant, sub
ject TO 81, 500 trust for 81, 900. Mary W. Rey-
nolds ct al. to William G. Reynolds ct al, lot
A, in square 242, for SIS. Edward ]. Stell-
wagen and John Ridout, trustees, to Royal T..
Frank, lots SO and 81, in square 8, in Con-
necticut Avenue Heights, subject to IS 900
trust, for ST, 900. John Tanner ct al, to Rob-
ert F. Bradbury, trustee, lot 49, in block 2. in
Naylor Farm, for $40. Sarah G. Warren and
husband to Lillian NJ. DuPaul, of New York
city. lot 6, in block s, Bloomingdale, for
50 500
The Washington times., 1894-10-23

Entertainment in Prospect-A meeting OF
the Ancient Order of United Workingmen
was held last night at Oppenheimer's Hall,
Master Workman @. GarIels in the chair
After the regular business the members dis
cussed the giving of some social entertain
ments this season. 1t was decided to give
such entertainments of the time and place of
which ample notice will be given to the lady
friends OF this sterling organization.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17

Charlotte ObserVer-Both of our
Senators were seen and talked
with, though not all our mem
bers of the House. Senator Ran
som looks younger than he did
ten years ago. Senator Jarvis is
cordial and appears quite at
home. Both are aware that the
Democratic party in North Caro-
lima has a serious contest on it's
hands this year and each will
bear his part in winning a vic
tory for it. It is SO well-under-
stood that both of these gentle
men are candidates for the Sen
ate that it was not felt worth
while to interrogate them on the
subject. 1t was learned with
perfect definiteness, however,
that each realizes that the first
duty is to elect a Legislature
and do not believe that either
of them is going to seek to get
an advantage of the other in the
meantime at the peril of the
party-in other words that they
both propose to hold the sena-
torship in obeyance until after
the November election.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17
Woodland Crumbs.

We had a good rain last week,
but it is getting quite dry again.
It seems that our cotton plan
ters are taking an even start this
season. It has just come up, but
is starting off nicely. Corn is
looking we'll, and if we could
have a few showers potato set
ting and pea planting would be
in order. The garden pea crop
has been very short but they
have sold well and farmers are
as well off as they would have
been if there had been no frost.
1t seems as if almost everybody
are raising chickens this season.
Ii nothing prevents there will be
lot of them raised, which will
cause generally low prices, but
there is not meat more healthy
lor palitable.
Woodland temperance meeting
was held at New Hope Church
last Sunday. It was well at
tended and everybody seemed to
Ienjoy themselves.
There will be no fruit in this
section worth talking about.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17
BEND oWAND HARK.
BY LOUISE CHANDLER nouLroN.

Bend low and bark with me, my dear,
How the winds sigh!
A voice is in them that 1 fear
1t brings the by-gone days SO near,
Like a souRs cry.
Those whom we bury out ofsight,
How still they liet
Beyond the reaches of the light,
the reaches of the night
Do they not die?
Shall we unbar the long closed door?
You, dear. or I?
Could love be what it was before
If we should call them back once more
And they should reply.
Would they life's largoss claim again?
They draw too nigh
Oh. winds be still. You shall not pain
My heart with that long hushed refrain
As you sweep by.
The dead have had their shining day
Why should they try
To listen to the words we say.
To breath their blight upon our May?
Yet the winds sigh.
Cosmopolitan.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17
The Nomines.

The Republicans have nomi-
mated Richmond Pearson be-
cause they hope against hope
that he can be elected where a
candidate like Jeter -Pritchard
who might stand for the princi-
pies Of the party. as Mr.. Pear
son cannot consistently, has al
ready failed. They prefer to try
to win with a discarded Demo
GRAFT in preference to making a
fight with a tried Republican on
Republican platform. MI.
Pearson's candidacy reminds one
of the history of a useful but not
ornate animal, in that it is of
brief ancestry and without hope
of posterity. Nothing just like
it has ever before risen
above the horizon in North Caro-
lima. Neither will it ever be i'm
itated. It has it's beginning at
exactly the point where it will
end. It holds out the hope of
nothing and it will redeem its
pledges in that coin. Nothing
of reform-is associated with MI.
Pearson's name; his candidacy
stands for no high principle; his
political personality promises no
high performance.
Mr.. Pearson does not come
from the common people, and
knows nothing of them. What
sympathy he may think he feels
for them is of a kind easily simu-
lated for a special emergency,
namely his own success at the
polls; but the real article he can
not produce on whatever provo
cation. The proposal to nomi-
nate Mr.. Pearson has already
aroused opposition, and it is
doubtful if the rank and file of
the party can be dragged to his
support. The Democrats Of the
Ninth district will have equal
pleasure in electing their candi-
date and in rebuking Richmond
Pearson. Both will be done in
November. -Ashe0iWe Citizen.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17
TALMAGE COMING SOUTH.
STATE NEWS.

Raleigh Ne,os- O5seruer-On Au-
gust 21st the Western North
Carolina r. r. will be put up for
sale at Statesville. The min
imum bid must be half a mil
lion dollars and deposit be made
of $50, 900 in cash. Hon. Chas.
Pierce is directed to make the
sale.
Mecklenbnrg Times-Gov. Carr
yesterday made a requisition on
the Governor of Florida for Ed.
Williams, the negro who is in
Jail at Tallahassee, and who is
charged with the murder of po-
lice officer Moran here in the
year 1892.
Salisbury Herold-Mrs. Billy
Plaster, of Enochville, and her
grandson were in a wagon Sun
day, when their horse ran away.
Mrs. Plaster was thrown out
and died in about an hour from
conclusion of the brain. Ageo
81 years.
Asheville Ctizen-Mayor Pat
ton has suspended Health Officer
holland for offensive partisanshiI
in the recent municipal election
Let the Mayor now do his duty
and remove Chief-of-Police.H. S.
Harkins, who was as active OF
the reform side as Mr.. holland
was for the straig bout ticket, ant
the public will believe that fai-
play and not punishment of Dem
ocrats is intended by the new ad
miniStration.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17
Notice.

VIM. F.. Beasley, Col. End Reg
iment, N. c.. Junior Reserves,
'65, desires a reunion Of the
regiment at some point to be
hereafter designated. All mem
bers who see this will please
communicate with others, and
with the undersigned, and let us
keep the ball in motion. I am
requested by the Colonel to say
that he will be with us.
B. B. RAIFoRD,
1st. Sgt. Co. A.
Goldsboro, N. G. May 10, "a.
Y7If the press East of Ra-
will kindly mention the
above it will be appreciated by
the Regiment.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17
NATHANIEL Hawthorne once

NATHANIEL Hawthorne once
held an Office under the govern
ment, which, like many another
man similarly situated, he lost in
the course of events. In a letter
to a friend at the time, he wrote:
II am turned out of office! There
is no use in lamentation. It now
remains to consider what I shall
do next" The last sentence, we
think, echoes the sentiments of
about every man who has ever
lost an Office.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1894-05-17
FRESH FUN.
THE SHARP AND WITTY SAYINGS
OF THE PRESS MEN.

lnoY were dIkIu dDOub divorce
and the evil it had grown to be
through the laxity of the laws in
certain Western States.
at should be destroyed utterly,
should divorce" said Major Bayne,
a confirmed old bachelor. "But
there is only one way to do it, and
hat is to strike at the very root of
the evil"
(which is where?:" asked the Col
"In marriage" said the Major.
"Make marriage a criminal offence,
prohibit it, and divorce is impos-
si~ble. Bazaar.
Eloise: 81 can't make out wheth-
er that man 1 talked to last night
was an Englishman or not"
Helene: "Did he talk with a
marked English accent and de-
%nounce everything Americana"
Eloise: ayes, that's exactly what
he did"
"Helere:: "Then he's an Ameri-
can.
Banks: "Old fellow, where have
you been?"
Rivers: II have Just come fiom a
grand banquet.
"Oho! Take good look at me,
Rivers. How many men do I seem
to be.
(After a prolonged inspection
Even now, Banks, there don't seem
to be enough of you to make an av-
erage man."-Chicago Tribune.
Guest: ''What possessed you to move
away off here to the extreme edge of
the city,"
Host: "The trolley ears stop run
ming at 10 p. M"
"What of that?"
"Wait till you see my pretty
daughters."-New York Weekly.
Mable: "Papa is getting anxious
about your calls. Yesterday he
wanted to know who you were."
Adorer: "Um-I say, Mable, il
he mentions the subject again tell
him you heard me grumblirg about
high xes."-New York Weekly.
Farmers Wife-Who is that horri
BILE looking man at the gate?
Tramp-That's friend of mine.
j; Farmers wife-Well he is the
worst looking thing I ever saw.
He amt very pretty, mum, I'll ad
NIT, but between you and me, HI
stands very high in our profession
Harper's Weekly.
Ready 10 Proceed to Business
MAN with blank book Ito large
c~ross-eyed woman at the door.)-
am the census taker. / wish to Sc
the head of the family.
Voice from inside the room.-H'm
HIM, Ahem!
: Large oross-eyed woman perem
) torially to voice inside.-Keep tina
| cradle going, James. Go censu
taker.) Go ahead with your questions
sir.-Chicago Tribune.
The man who takes things as the
come never has any ego" to him.
Boston Post.