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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
MONKEY AS A SLUGGER.
He Pounded n Bulldog Until He
Could no Longer Hear His Heart

He Pounded bulldog Until He
Could no Longer Hear His Heart
Bent.
q nessed'' remarked Mr.. James Mcehan
Ito Cincinnati Enquirer man, was
Y between a bulldog and a monkey, down
! In Cuba A friend of mine had 4 bull
II dog that had licked every canine on
4 the island, and he was very proud of
i him. A gentleman from South America
h said that he had a monkey that could
whip the bulldog, and the owner of the
latter laughed at the idea. After some
talk wager OF $500 was made. and the
only advantage that the monkey was to
b, have was that he was to be allowed the
privilege of using baton about the
/ length Of policeman's club, but not
so heavy.
''The tight was in public place, and
In q pit that was surrounded by an iron
grating. There was a big crowd out
to see the fight. OF course everybody
thought the bulldog would chew up the
! monkey. After few minutes. how
ever, the audience was surprised at the
sagacity displayed by the monkey. The
bulldog would make Il rush 1T the
monkey. ana the latter would lumD
aside and allow the bulldog to hit his
head against the iron gratings. This
was kept up for twenty min ties or
more, and then the dog began to get
tired. The monkey began to fight. He
would let the dog make a rush and then
] Jump on the dogs back and strike him
!, several times With the baton This WAS
!, kept up for IN hour or more and final
!, ly exhausted, and the monkey actually
!, pounded him TO death. The monkey
! would strike the dog several blows,
: and then place his ear 10 the canine
v 70 see if he still brcathed
''i'inally the owner Of tho log agreed
~ to give Up The fight but the monkeys s
owner told him that it was too late
as the monkey would not quit until
i he had killed the dog This was one of
i the pecularities of the monk", They
II always killed their victims The owner
:, OF the dog said he did not want his dog
u killed. and insisted on taking he mon
i, key off While they We're talking the
!, monkey beltcd the dog several time
4 with his baton, placed his eaI on the
!, dog and with a sudden jump leaped
|. on the shoulder of his owner and com
|, menced to use monkey language Tie
!, dog was examined and found to be
dead. The people applauled the vie
tory of the monkey, ard it looked as If
the monkey understood it"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
STUDYING a NEW PART.
An Actor Describes His Sensations
while Thus OCCUPIED.

In tho study and preparation OF
part what a myriad Of sensations and
emotions the actors 20 through; what
clation and depression; what eXalta-
tion and despair he experiences be-
tween the inception of Il role and its
delivery to the public, at tie first read
ing Of the play and his trying to see
himself in tie part he is cast for, or at
the rereading OF tho part when he has
it IN manuscript form. The emotion is
only different III degree. as the part
may be a small one or a great one. At
may be 4 small one or gerat one. At
ter committing it to memory (the very
smallest portion of the study Of a parD
comes the real study Of it. the shaping
and composing it, making himself his
personality, and perhaps his peculias-
ties, if lie have them. consonant with
the role. ard fitting himself into the
part SO that he shall be what the au-
thor designed-now celebrating and
then reprcssing and curtailing, accept
in. or rejecting mental suggestions,
and making. from an adumbration, 4
perfect picture; III short. going through
all the travail Of making part. For,
with al credit to the author who gives
him the character, it is the actor who
makes it animate That is the real life
OF the actor away from the footlights.
where his emotions and senslbilsties
are brought into play.
When the part he has struggled and
fought with. cajoled md ana hcnatiz-
ed by turns. during the study Of It, IS
presented to his public, il is then COM
pleteand q finished thing with the rest
Of the play Eul what Gays and nights
has he had before that premiere. From
the beginning Of the study Of part
(anG the feeling is more tense the more
important that part may be) untll Tie
playing Of it, the actor and the char
acter he is studying are never apart
Join Drew in Scribnars.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Wool Growers VIII Meet.

Canonsburg, Pa. Jan. 2-Iho annual
meeting Of the National Dclaine M.rino
Sheep Proeacrs ass s,ciation will he held
in the opera house III this place Jan. u,
1874. In connection with the meeting It
is proposed to have wool growers con-
vel ton to discuss the duty OF wool
growers in view Of the present depressed
condition Of the wool growing industry.
Judge William Lawrence, president Of the
National Wool Growers association, Maj.
pickler, member Of congress from North
Dakota. aud other speakers are expected.
The wool growers of Washington and ad-
joining counties will also be present
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
NOTHING TO GET MAD ABOUT.
There w>re n Good Four Inches De-
tween Nose and Bullet.

There ere n Good Four Inches De-
tween No>e and bullet.
1T was while Stcmwinder Johnson
had the upper store at Rosebud. said
Col. George Barry the other night at
tn, Lotos club. that Nose Howard
was the chief Of government herder for
the agency" quotes the New YORK SiIn.
II was stationed at Fort Niohrara IN
those days, and occasionally got over
to the Rosebud at other times .iian is
sue day. Old Bill Huston. a sort of
retired cowboy, was hanging around
the agency then. sometimes WORKING *
nerder, but for the most p<rt picking
up what he could as a hunter. I.a was
the finest shot VIII Winchester |
ever saw. and thought nothing of TAX
ing off the head of a sage hen at 100
y2rds. He woaldn't pick UP n jack
rabbit that he'd hit anywhere else
than in the head.
Nose Howard and old B,ll Huston
We're good friends. Mosn used to sly
in his slow drawl: Old Bill amt such
a-of a fcller as he use to be. he's Il
humble citizen, an that's me every
time
"Onc day. when I happened to he III
Johnson's store Nose came in more cx-
cited than | had ever seen him before.
For quarter of an hour he didn't say
a word but stood over by the big
stove--it was 4 cold. raw day in the
fall-chewing tobacco and shooting
tarantula juice in way that showed
violent perturbation Of spirit.
Say. Johnson" he di'awled out
what dye think old Bill Huston done!
Wen. if he didn't come plum night to
shooting me cold. I'm goat. ! was
comm UP FIN the lower store nd was
bout half way across when a Win
chester ball pinged right past my ear
so close / could feel the wind of it. l
looked around a bit an over there on
the creek. bout half a mile, was old
Bill Huston picl1in' up a sage hen.
Sa-a-y. maybe you fcIlcrs b'lieve l
wasn't hoss-tilc.'
!" What did you do, Moscy asked
Johnson.
" i jess waltzed over there answer
cd Nose, an say I to Bill: What in
thunder | says, air YOU a-shooting at (
IIumnh. says Bill. Ioa darn fool;
don't YOU spose l seen you? Moved
around till you was plum four inches
out o range
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

One morning Jerrold and Compton
proceeded together to view the pic
lures in the gallery of illustration On
entering the anteroom they found
themselves opposite to a number Of
very long looking glasses. Pausing be-
fore one of these, Compton remarked
to Jerrold:
you've come here to admire works
OF art! Very We'll. first feast your eyes
on that work of nature pointing TO
his own figure reflected in the glass
'Look ut it! There's a picture for you,"
Yes" said Jerrold, regarding il III
tenty, very fine-very fine indeed =
Then. turning to his friend: Wants
hanging, though Sala's Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Needless Exposure.

Quincy. Mimi. Jan. , An epidemic Of
malignant diphtheria has broken ont III
the township Of Elba. i'll Winona county
just east Of this place A mau named
elch has lost two children and many
rev cases arc daily reported Great
indignation was caused by the public
fune raj of the Weleh children. Many of
those who attended have been stricken
with the disease The board Of health
has adopted vigorous measures for the,
suppression Of the scn,lrge
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
HIS DEATH \ SUDDEN ONE
JUDGE RENyEy"E. or SOUTH EAkO-
TA'S stp2IINE COURT, Ei1AD.
Ecart Fnil6re Causes His Death AZ
ter a Slight EiIncss--TiIe Remains
TAX IN to His Late Home al Clark
for Burial.

Pierre. S. D.. Jan. 81. l.. Bennett,
,residing judge of the supreme court OF
South Dakota, died very suddenly of
heart failure in this city Saturday even
ing. He spent Christmas at home i'll
Clark county. At that time he was taken
sick, but recovered and retLlned to this
city Friday night. He was taken sick
SATURDAY.. but his condition was not
thought dangerous until short time be-
fore death. The ren aims left Pierre yes
te"lay morning by u special train. when
will run 10 his home in tl2rh Coanty.
whore the funeral viii take place. The
deceased has been one Of the iudg $ Of
th supreme court since statehood. His
term of four years would have e&pired al
noon to-day. and at that time he would
have been sworn in on new term OF SIX
years, to which he was elected last taI.
JuCgc Bennett WAS one of tie most pom
inent men in the state. lie VAS 4 Kaish Is
II nI lar and Knight Of pythiaS. besides
being member Of ,umerous other fl =
tern tiles. The renains were accompa-
MED to Clark county by state oliici Ms.
Masons and other prominent citizens.
Clark. S D., Jan. 2.-1he re1aius of
| Judge j. T.. Bennett, accompanied by
| NJ, 81 rs, ola soldiers and state officials.
| arrived here LAST evening, The fu-!aral
| VII occur tomorrow.
Huron. s. d.. Jan. Gov Sheldon
| ull appoint a successor &c Judge Bennett.
There are alre Idly many candidates in the
field.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Montgomery, Mimi, Jan. 2.-Ioscph
Dedina cas instantly killed ami Joseph
ScEleiss Lady injured while crossing the
track by the 'Dutchmau while thr lat-
ter was running through this town. Both
h rses we're killed and tire sleigh badly
used up. DIR. Mckeon ard Father Mind
ish were both il the sleigh, bat saved
themselves py jumping. Tho party was
on the way to visit tho dying wife and
child Of Joseph Sehleiss. None Of the
party heard or saw the train until il WAS
upon them.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Talk of lIyEci.ir:c.

Watcrtown. $. T.. Ian. >. Jerry +.
Kelly. prominent business man and
early settler. was shot and Killed nstant-
" last night ~ James Dempsey Redding
ton. The trouble arose Over 4 claim OF
the Sisscton reservation about which they
have been in litigation fer some time
Rediin@ton is now Ii Jail awaiting trial
Sentiment is strongly against him. and
there was strong talk Of lynching last
night. Kelly leaves i family Of several
chi dren il poer circumstances.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Deafness Cannot Be Cured.

by local applications, they cannot reach the
diseased portion eli tho ear There is only one
way o cure Deafness, and that is by constitu-
tonal remedies. Deafness is caused by ar in
famed condition OF the mucous lining OF the
Enstaehian Tube When this tube gets infnmed
yon have rumbling sound orimperfeet hearing,
and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the re-
suit. and unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal condition
hearing viii be destroyed forever; nine cases ont
OF ten ara caused by catarrh which is nothing
but an infamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
of Deafness tcaused by catarrh1 that cannot be
cured by II Hail's 1atarFh Gnre Send for circulars,
free r. j. CHENEY & Co, Toledo. o.
As Sold by Druggists. 7oe.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Justice Of SayuEeS.

Cape Town. Jan "A terrible punish
Vent. according to report. has been in
'licted upon Il woman in PondeIand who
Vas accused Of causing the death Of her
child by wtehcraft. The woman was
tC,nd to a stake planted in an ont hill,
her body. stripped Of clothing was
smeared from head to foot with grease
The ants, attracted By the grease,
swarmed all over the unfortunate
creature and eventually devoured her.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Delih TO SeX1n.

Valparaiso. Ind. Jan. >. Tic pumping
station Of the Indiana Natural Gas conn
pany pipe line at Elst Ghieago was blown
up, and will probably result In the death
Of at least serea persons. While work
men were in The station Il break III the
pipe was being repaired and the escaping
gas took fire from il lartern which was
knocked over, and in a moment an ex-
plosion took place which tore the iron
building to pieces and threw the work
men in every direction.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
TampinE aud Rnmln'nE BDrch0lcs.

An mnOVUlOn III nllHIllS WOIh IS an
invention for tamping and ramminS
boreholes The hole itself is made OF
a smaller diameter at the inner end
where the cartridge is placed. A small
wood disk rests against the shoulder
made by the smaller hole and protects
the cartridge. The tamping consists
of blocks Of compressed clay. which
are broken up in the hole by the ram
mer The disk, blocks and hammer
head are all perforated SO that they can
be threaded on to the fuse wires. Clay
blocks are made at a very cheap rate
by simple machine, and Dy their use
uniformity in the tampins material is
secured
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Nnntedin washington.

Baltimore, Jam 2-Sherilf Matthews
Of Tacoma has reached this city with
rcarislton papers on Gov Brown fol.
Samuel IL. Hart and Frank A. Dnsmore,
recently president and cashier respective
" Of the State Bank Of buckley. Wash
Hart is charged with the enbczzlement
Of $4,000 and ninslnore with embez-
zins $500
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
'sai.xis,c Strsssa

Lowell. Mass, Jan. "a 10 per cent
reduction was announced yesterday ii
the Lowell Manufacturing company. af-
feoting 1000 employees. The woolen
weayers of this city are greatly excited
over the carpet mills cut down Of 10
per cent, as they fear it may occur in
other mills Carpet mil weayers are talk.
ing strike.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
stopping n Generating Plant.

A clever method Of stopping \ gen
Grating plant at distance has been de
vised by New Zealand electrical en-
gincer. A late installation. which was
carried out with the addition Of this de-
vice. was for 4 private residence, the
turbine being about half 4 mile distant
from the house. The main switch was
arranged in the owners bed room. SO
that he could shut down after retiring
TO rest.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Perhaps no local disease has puzzled and
nasal catarrh While not immediately fatal
it is among the most naaseons and disgust
ing ills the flesh is heir 10, and the records
show very few or no cases OF radical cure
Of chronic catarrh By any Of the many
modes Of treatment until the Introduction Of
Eg's Cream Balm a few years ago. The
success Of this preparation has been most
gratifying and surprising.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

People overlooked the Importance OF per
manently beneficial effects and were salts
fed with transient action; but now that 1t
is generally known that syrup of Figs Will
permanently cure hah!tual constipation, well
informed people will not buy other Taxa
tiycs. which act for time, but finally in
lure the systeln
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
His Father Bet on Him.

Mrs. Bingo-Bobbe, your father
says he saw you fighting again yester-
against this terrible habit?
Bobbe-Well. mamma, | couldn't
help it this time. ! wanted to win
pops money for him.-Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Fraud loves a shining mark. Occasionally
spurious limitations spring up Of liostntter :
Stomach ltittefS the great American family
remedy for ch:ls ana fever, dyspepsia, CON
stipation. hiouSnesS. NERVOUSNESS, neu-
ia -ia. rheumatism and kidney disorder
tars full of high wines. Look out for the
firm signature on the genuine label ana Wig
nette OF ST. George ana the dragon.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

nal purposes unless you know the bottlers
Of it to be reliable, as most Whiskies sold
under celebrated names are spurious, cheap
articles, whose bottlers cannot afford to
have their names on the labels.
Uncle Sans Monogram Whisky is bottled
by the oldest and largest firm III the liquor
line in the Northwest and the favor with
which it has been received is the best PROOF
of its superior quality. Ask your druggist
or retail dealer for it.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
A Logical Conclusion.

Miss Gossippe-"She is such a sensi-
tive girl that she wouldn't wear song
birds wing in her hat"
Miss Cynique-'I suppose that's the
reason she bought a plush cloak in
stead of q sealskin. Vogue.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
August
Flower

"What is August Flower for ?"
AS easily answered as asked 1t is
for Dyspepsia. 1t IS special rem
edy for the Stomach and Liver
Nothing more than this. We believe
August Flower cures Dyspepsia.
We know it will. We have reasons
for knowing it. To-Gay it has an
honored place in every town and
country store, possesses one of the
largest manufacturing plants in the
country, and sells everywhere. The
reason is simple. 1t does one thing,
and does itrisht. ltcures dyspcpsiay
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

cough cold or sore throat should not
be neglected. BroWns = Bronchial IrocheS
are a simple remedy, and give prompt relief.
% cents a box.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Over 500 farms for sale on crop payment
plan. Send for my list. County and school
bonds bought and sold. ]. A. Walters
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

II tE~ r.aby s. Cutting Teeth.
Be sure and vSe that old and weltried remedy. MRS
W,Eslow's Soo7riSG SyRrr for Children Teethinc
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Ten million bushels OF walnuts are gath
crci in this country annually
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
The t0nyyye Solved.

The world raises and eats every year
29, ,OIU, 600 tons Of rye.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Gingham comes to us from the Javanese
language.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
Never Inv whisky for Me.lici-

The restaurants of Paris sold in 1891
l .WO dozen frogs legs.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Yageala { ana ts.,.,.' e, with Glycer'ne.
t,i,As Chappeti HanuSiIau tt-"e T"nd"Eor sore fer
CaIb!ains. piles, ~ g.. ..Dg1 New hasen Ct
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

India has ia,Ou.Rpo goats which yield
S.ubDUO quarts OF milk daily.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

This country's crop OF beans is estimated
at 1O,OtDU3O bushels.
Agents wanted for quick selling articles to far
nlers and owners of cows. : O. to 8 o. day. Tn
ivcrsal Manut acturing Company. Duluth. Mimi
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
In Olllcn 'EillicS

The United States exported 7io o05, ,237 gal
Ions Of petroleum last year.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Marigold took its name from Queen Mary
Stuart.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

kreutzer was SO called from the cross on
the reverse.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Topaz was named from the island OF To
paZas in the Red sea.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Fetish end zebra are from dialect Of
South Africa.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
ScIsifYy.ln Art ltmO Care

The South African gold mines output is
increasing greatly.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

For so cents, at any druggists, you can buy
Or. Sage's Cstarrh Remedy. No matter how
bad your case or OF how long standing, this
viii permanently cure Your Catarrr
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

Cape Gods cranberry crop IS 10000 bar
relS,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

el,siSlS
bowels. By this means, they permanently
care Constipation, Biliousness. Jaundice,
Sour Stomach, Indigestion, Dizziness, Sick or
Bilious Headaches, and every like disorder.
d They're tiny, sEgar-coated granIles, COM
pound OF refined and concentrated vegetable
extracts-the smallest, tho easiest to take,
and the easiest ia tho way they act.
h They're guaranteed to give satisfaction. in
every case, or your money il returned. You
pay only for the good you get
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

4 al. You're left to yourself again,
y WHEN that is over.
4 DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets go
farther, give better help, do more
good. They have q tonic or
strengthening effect on the lining
membranes CT tho intestires. This
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
TT DOESN'T GO FAR ENOUGH

the usual bowel
m Q dicine. 1t
cleans out your
system, in q more
or less unpleasant
way bit that's
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05
# sdss sS'sa s,ss. r'sn sss lompson's Eye EateF.

taarv.nd oi.n, Send loc for Royal Safe
N. oil I'll IQIsGo guard. No drugs; no fraud;
every lady needs it. Ladies Emporium, 81 Louis. Mo
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

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taken
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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1894-01-05

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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-08-30
GENERAL GLEANlNGS

THE political programme Of the pro-
gressive party of South Africa includes
clause demanding further restric-
tions on liquor"
The earl of Carlisle has given prac-
teal illustration of his belief in the
drink evil by destroying the contents
of his famous wine cellar.
TIE largest death rate of any city in
the world, from the use of alcohol. is
recorded in Stockholm, the Swedish
capital. The numb Der of deaths from
this cause is ninety in one thousand.
DREAD the arrival of an American
ship, for though she may have more
missionaries in her cabin. she brings in
her hold the death waters of damna-
tion.-Rev. John Williams, Pacific
Islands.
EXPERIMENTS have been made by DR..
Buchner in submitting working bees to
a regimen of alcoholized honey. The
effect is astonishing They revolt
against their queen and give themselves
over to idleness brigandage and pillage
until they are cast out by their fellows.
No ONE can deny that there is
great deal too much drink in this
country. and that much of the crime,
and much of the pauperism, and al
most all the degradat ton prevalent in
this country is attribute bic to the
curse of drink.-Lord Roseberry
Is Great Britain some fifteen lectures
go forth every day, into the day
schools of the country, teaching the
principles of physiology and temper
ance, and within the past four wears no
less than ten thousand of the ele-
mentary schools of that great country
have been reached with this subject.
IT is estimated that 80 per cent. of the
drink bill of England, or S42? sos. 900,
is paid by the wage-carning class.
Apropos of this statement Mr. James
Guthrie said recently, in a speech at
Dundee, that people need not tell him
it was poverty that drove people to
strong drink; it was strong drink that
drove people to poverty. There was no
use in saying that it was dirty wives
and low-ceilinged houses that made
people drunkards because it was drunk
enness that made dirty wives and low
houses. 1t was the dirty pig that made
the dirty pig-stye. Let them put pig
into parlor. 1t was pig still. The
parlor would not reform the pig: but
the pig would very soon transform the
parlor into a pig-stye