The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-09-23

ones who make the greatest success on
and OF the stage are not the tragedianS
but the comedians, who can suggest the
tears, make US more than conscious
when the curtain drops laughing
still. And that is what / want
TO see Mr.. Sothern do in a play. Mr..
jerome, when he wrote the ''Malster of
] WOOdbarrow,' came near the idea, and il
/ is possible that he may be the writer who
will give US the looked-for comedy. Mr..
/ Zangwill has written plays in sketches.
/ Why don't he try one for the stagei l
I don't know who the man may be, but
/ think if Mr.. SOthern and Mr.. F'rOhman
will look long enough, they will find the
/ right man for the right actor, he who
/ Will oder the right play.
LOOKING FOR TRUNKS.
New York is full of every body. And
/ when 1 say every body, Just now, I mean
/ people who are looking for their trunks
/ people who have got their trunks or peO-
pie who have lost their trunks. The ex-
press lines rule all living things. The
baggage man IS the person we bow be-
fore. He viii decide whether the trunks
are to be brought up tonight, or to stay
down in the hall until tomorrow morn
ing, and he is absOlutely unbuyable. Ac-
cumulating fortune at the rate that he is,
neither money nor smiles will tempt him.
he don't care whether he has brought
the wrong trunk or the right one, and he
cares still less as to whether every thing
in it Is tumbled all around or not 1t is
true that the average woman puts the
silliest Things in her trunk that were ever
dreamed of, but 1t is also true that she
has a way of believing, for, poor soul,
she continues to believe it all her life,
that her trunks are TO be handled as
though they were packages OF china.
ONE EXPERIENCE.
I was among the fortunate ones. got
home at 3 O'Clock, and at ? O'Clock in the
morning the household was wakened up
to receive the baggage. The man who
was with them swore az the boxes, swore
at US, swore at the puppies, and swore al
Tammany hall. He accepted our money
with cOndescension, but he did carry the
trunks up. He said he would not have
done ii if 1 had not cried, and that shows
exactly how valuable are the tears of
women. He also said he didn't care for
the money, but he took it, and we had the
pleasure of discovering afterward that he
had taken the wrong note, and had for
gotten 10 give us the 81 that were coming
to US. However, we were so unhappy
about other things that one more didn't
matter
The other things were that, in our alb
sence. although the fat had been looked
up, all the plumbing had gotten out of or
der, and that we knew the next morning
we would be in the clutches of the kings
of waterland. They came, they looked
and They disappeared. That was week
ago, and they have not returned. We eX-
pect them every day. We stay at home
for them, and we pray for them. But in
our hearts we 90 not believe they will
come, until, probably, after election.
don't know what the connection is be-
tween the plumbers and election, but l
EallaUn fbara fe a n1oca mr. al
one.
Bah AND THE GAS.
Then the gas company had charged US
for the time when it was impossible for
the gas to be used, and when we spoke to
them about it, they snapped US up and
said it had probably leaked. When we
asked to have the meter examined, they
said 1t didn't leak, but still could not ex-
plain how it was that we were given bills
for the months when we were away
However, we had TO pay them. The gas
Is governed by company, and we are
only two women. There are a good MANY
things l should like to have explained
TO me.
One of them is about the plumbers, and
another is about the gas company.
One of them is about the varying
weather, and one of them is about the
lack Of new and good books
One of them is about the lack of good
health, and one of them is about the lack
OF good medicine
One of them is about the plenty of our
sour grapes and one of them is about the
plenty of unpleasant words.
One of them is about the lack of con-
sideration, and one of them is about the
plenty of unhappiness.
| wonder why there are always more
rainy than clear days. l wonder if there
are, or if it is only in the way we look at
them2 l think that must be it, If we
start out with the sunshine in our hearts.
we will probably find it every place else
AT least, that is the way l am going to
look at it this winter. And, suppose in
looking at it that way, you join eyes and
heart with BAB
To what extent Spain is stiu under the in
huence OF medieval laws and restrictions
which hamper It's progress and development
may be gathered from the fact that among
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