The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-11-21
al Sorts of Paragraphs.

There are good many people who
want to do good but they are going to
wait until tomorrow to begin.
- If all the money in the world
were divided equally among the people
each person would get about $50.
Let not every pain send thee to
the doctor, every quarrel for the
lawyer, nor every thirst to the dram
shop.
If your religion does not give you
any comfort in life, there is no reason
why you should cxpectan comfort in
death.
Intelligent, refined, and wealthy
negroes in the Northern cities have
difficulty in securing houses in the
better residence districts.
The buttons on a man clothing
are usually on the right side on q
woman clothing they are on C left.
Why is this ? Nobody knows.
- Animals have legal rights. A
German soldier has been court-martial-.
ed for applying a naughty word to a
horse, and an Austrian editor for IL
beling one.
"A mathematician has computed
the movements of riders feet while
operating bicycle, and demonstrates
that it requires less exertion to travel
IL miles on a bicvclc than to walk three
miles.
Less than 100 years ago the Penn
sylvania assembly passed this law: ::
"That in the future no member OF the
house shaiiii-eqme barefoot or eat eat his
bread and cheese on the gpsl !"
"A little girl read as,omposition'
before the minister. The subject, 8 A
Cow" She wove in this compliment
tary sentence: GA cow is the most
useful animal in the world, except the
preacher. :" g
By an Italian law, every circus
which does not perform every act prom
ised in the printed programme, or
which misleads the public by means
of pictures, is liable to a fine OF 500:
for each offence.
Where were you during that
thunderstorm p cover in that field
with the big tree in it. "But lhaye.
told you distinctly, many, many times,
never to stand under tree during a
thunderstorm" f" 81 didn't. l sat
down"
eyes," said Mr.. Jason, IT allow
that woman air the entimental sex and
all that sort Of thing, but I've allays
noticed that when couple git engaged
it is the woman that first thinks OF
fgerin out how they air to live on his,
salary.
The eword ''come" is found in the
Bible 978 times. Still there are peo-
pie who seem to fear that God has
never called them to him; and yet he
says, "Let him that is athirst come,
and whosoever will let him take OF the
water of life freely
= The devil spends great deal Of
his time inyenting scarecrows to keep
people out of church. The best pro-
duct Of his genius in this direction 80
far, is the official member who has the
reputation among his neighbors OF be-,
ing tricky in money matters.
DO any of you remember Punch's
story about the little girl and the bee &.
1t is worth telling again, anyway. She
had been stung and was telling about It,.
"First, it walked about all over my
hand she said, "and it was SO NICE
But oh when it sat down !!
For pain in the side or chest
there is nothing so good as piece OF
flannel dampened with >Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and bound on over the seat
of pain. 1t affords prompt and per-
manent relief and if used in time will
| often prevent cold from resulting in
pneumonia. This same treatment is
sure cure for lame back. For sale by,
Hill Bros.
President Scott, when ne hrst.
took hold of the Cincinnati Southern,.
was greatly annoyed by the claims for
horses and cattle killed by trains OF.
the road on their way through Ken
tucky. It seemed as though it were
not possible for train to run north or
south through Kentucky without kill.
ing either horse or COW. And every
animal killed, however scrawny, scrub:
by or miserable it may have been be-
fore the accident, always figured in
the claims subsequently presented as
Of the best blood in Kentucky.
"Well," said Scott finally one day, L
don't know anything that improves
stock in Kentucky like crossing it with
locomotive.
Attending one Sunday church
maintained by colored congregation,
wealthy and generous gentleman was
pleased with the minister s simple ser
mon and the attitude Of the worshipers
that he dropped 6ve-dollar bill into
the basket when it was passed for the
usual collection. So large contrib
ution seemed to fill with amazement
the deacons, who had passed the bas-
ket. and one of them in whisper con-
fded the fact of the unusual contri,
button to the pastor, who arose and
said to the congregation, Beloved
friends, de collection hab brought.
fo' tn de munif cent sum OF slo.4y,
perwided, -brcdren-perwided de SO
bill glib by de white gemmen am not
counterfeit p
- Henry Wilson, the postmaster at
Wclshton, Florida, says he cured a
sase of diarrhea of long standing in
elk hours, with one small bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhea Remedy. What pleasant
surprise that must have been to the
sufferer. Such cures are not unusual
with this remedy. In'many instances
only one or two doses are required to
rive permanent relief. 1t can always
be depended upon. When reduced
with water it is pleasant to take. For
sale by Hill Bros.
Determined to Find 1t.