The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1894-08-10
GLINIPsEs OF LIFE.
RetMeen Girl Erien,ls

Between Girl Friends.
Priscilla -"Don't you envy my lucky Ism
fance!"
Prunella -"Oh, yes; know that from OK
perience.'- Truth.
scrofula humors and all diseases caused OF
promoted by impure blood or low state of III,
A False Alarm.
Father (from top of stairs) fannie, has
that young man gomez
Annie-"Why-er-nO father"
Father with Il sigh of reief)-"Ah, all
right | thought perhaps you had let an.
other one escape."-[ Puck.
IL you want reliable dye that will color
an even brown or black, and will please
and satisfy you every time, use Bucking-
hams Dye for the Whiskers.-adv.
The silly Things People do Dream.
"iiere is some money, my love-" said the
husband.
II don't want any," replied the wife.
Come now, darling, take this $50 bill and
go out shopping"
"Thank you, dearest, but really don't care
hired Girl"
The husband awoke and found, us the read
en- has already suspected, that he had been
dreamng.-[ Boston Courier.
A Sufficient Reason.
The admission of stranger, who had
moved into the vicinity but recently into full
membership in the church bothered Deacon
John very much. He disliked the man, and
felt quite convinced he was not worthy to be-
come member, but he could make no def
mite charge against him. When the church
session had the mans application under con-
sderation, the deacon protested against it.
When pressed to give his reasons, he said,
nj IL fn. snl,t bn attn 10 I fnnI,
dat he's wolf in sheep clothing'
'Dats hebby chadge, Brudder John
sing" said the parson. "W'y do yo t'ink SOP
IL dunno, but it pears to me he don't bleat
jest like de rest OBJ de flock Harper's Mag
aZine.
Nervous debility is common complaint
especially among women. The best medical
treatment for this disorder is persistent
course of Ayers Sarsaparila to cleanse and
invigorate the blood. This being accom-
plished, nature will do the rest.-adv.
More Ways Than One
= Wifey-"The proof of the pudding is in the
eating"
The Brute-'I know; but think scientific
research has already numbered enough mar
tyrs."- Truth.
Different Results.
Jack-"WOmen spend too much time look
ing in the glass"
1t, which the men sometimes dOn't."- New {
York World
A Medicine That Makes Good Blood. l
GlmOre's Aromatic Wine is composed of :
pure Port grape wine, detanated, peptonized '
md combined with iron and arOmatics. A
lose before each meal will keep the digestive u
'rgans in a healthy condition and assist nature Q
o make new, rich blood. Physicians are rec d
their patients to use this new and s
blood VIII oh 1isba La
quickly such wonderful results. Sold by Geo. fl
3. Greene, at 81 per bottle-adv. G
On The Awful Verge il
Her Mother-"Did young Mr.. Faynthart >
propose last night, Dorotheay" + ;
She-"No, but he acted awfully scared u
throughout the evening. Record
AT IL p. NJ. "
He-And so your father said he feared "
idn't have any get-up-and-go about me, did =
e! | wonder what gave him that impress 0.
on. Ill
She-I presume it is because it is always so III
tie when you do finally get up and go that he 81
oesn't hear you.- Reading Telegram. V
The Greatest Sufferers in the World a,
re women; their delicate organizations be- th
g particularly susceptible to arrangement If
I'd disease. DR.. Kennedy's Favorite Rene
7, of Rondout, N. Y, purifies the blood and
res all the sicknesses peculiar to the sex ; 81
IhoS eno - SUM aStinst INC ulst;tSeS III uo
lent to old age. 1t is the best medicine in tr'
world. ar
Decadence of Dramatic Criticism. aD
First Niebter-Tbe man who writes the We
amatic criticisms for vonr naner does not e '
oW good play from had one, th'
know it, but what can we do! III
, il the only man on the STAFF WHO can see ~
er the bonnets IN =. weekiy.l na
Hint Rcq, SlrEngJ it'd ID. in
He-Ilhey saw that microbes Which cause the
sease are conveyed from one person to an TIN
her by kissing. -,
She-lndeed! '''
ne -1 es. > ,,:oo,,o ,o,,. sao.o
one (aIIer a pause (vM nr oo''' SCARF in
very much.-lN. l. rress. Ca
20 the Worlds Fair for Fifteen Cents. llk