The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-11-28
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Crooked work-using cork
screw.
The best dancers are the German.
leaders.
Some women are said TO make
better excuses than they can bread.
DIR. Jamison has moved his office
to FadIey' building, on Fifth street.
The new school boards don't go.
into Office until next July.
We are prepared to do any kind
of job printing, at the lowest prices.
Mr.. Frank Dashner has our
thanks for nice lot of spare ribs.
Mr.. Geo. D. Eastman took a lotof
hogs to Cincinnati, last week.
Our merchants are beginning to
get in their holiday goods.
Quite a number of buildings will
be erected in this place, next season
The jockeys who drive are the
ones who have the best pull on the
race.
The time of the year is coming
around for the newspaper reports
of the big porkers.
a lie is often told without saying
word, by putting rotten apples in
the bottom of the basket.
aDown on the farm" as the farm
er said when he put another deed
of trust on the old homestead.
The idea of Jake Kemple getting
near enough to water to drown.
The story was absurd from the start.
Good times are fast returning un-
der the new Democratic tariff and
business revival has set in to stay.
Thoughts of Christmas presents
are already beginning to bother the
peoples mird.
This is a great country. We
have $4,000 miIIiopaires and mil,
lion and half of tramps.
1t is the season when kids become
models of promptness in their atten-
dance at Sunday school.
Bridge builders will find an ad-
vertisement in this paper of interest
TO them.
The absence of water in our pub
lie wells, is source of great incon-
venence to the people.
Henking. Bowie & Co., of Gallipo-
lis, are hauling freight to the K. &
NJ. at this place.
Almost every Democrat you meet
will tell you he has almost recover
ed from the effects of the election.
II is said that Capt. Sam Parson,
of this place, has purchased 10000
acres of timber land, on New River.
Union Thanksgiving services at
Trinity NJ. E. Church tomorrow at
1870 a m.
Let everybody be good to The
poor to morrow, by dividing your
dinner with them.
Read the advertisements in this
paper. You will make money by
so doing.
An eminent Boston electrician
declares the common poplar to be
"nature's lightning rod"
Not less than 100000 human
beings have persisted in earthquakes
since the beginning ofthe historical
era.
The farmers have had splendid
weather for getting in their corn,
and most of them are through with
this part of their work.
The season is at hand when the
thrifty merchant plants his adver-
Using where it will bring him a
golden yield.
Try one day without saying a
harmful word of any one and you'll
feel SO good over the result that
you will try it again the next day.
AT last it has been discovered
why a railroad engine is called
"ste." It's because of the horrible
sound it makes when it tries to
whistle
& creamery and canning factory.
should be established in this place.
Both would pay we'll and help to
improve the times. Who will take
hold2
If you have nothing now to be
thankful for, and your condition is
really as miserable as it could be,
you should give thanks for what
you have had.
There has been some slight adj
vance in the price of wheat during
the past few weeks, but there is
little hope that it will go higher
than sixty cents.
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