New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

An English judge the other day dismissed an m
dictment against a pickpocket who had thrust MS
hand in a mans empty pocket. on the ground that
as there was nothing TO steal. no offence was COM
m,tted II an American Judge had done SUCH
thng. THE Saturday Review" would have made II
the text OF an able article showing that the srea
American Republic is failure
Bishop Wilmer. OF Louisiana, once had tais
with a Baptist minister who insisted that there
were several places in the Bible where immersS.
was unquestionably referred to- yes, repre-. va
b,shon II recall two such instances. where there
can be- no doubt as to the mode: one is where
Pharaoh and his host were in the ss a
drowned in the deep philadelphia Press.
Although the editor OF a religious paper has
week in which to fix up his matter, he occasionas
makes mistakes quite bad those made by
daily papers Here for instance is The Catnonc
Review" referring to The Evangelist. the weh'
known Presbyterian organ OF this city EDITED 0!
the Rev DR. II. NJ. Field. as a high Chu''n
Epscopalian paper
Mem. Con-sympathetc Frlend-Hello Jasses!
It's TOO bad, old boy that you got showed u"os'
Jagsefs Sex-canddate)-I don't see anything to
feel bad about | was nominated by acfian.a"'A
and defeated unanimously. -(Cniclso lrOuHe'
Nothing is taxed except dogs in the German
town OF Orb. in the Spessart Mountains. lac
town has a population of $780, and the munlcp"
expenses are betrayed by the public saline oa'n''
forests and a fund of 100000.
coast OF Scotland last Christmas holidays, Az.
there TELL into conversation with nletah,nocss
and also as presently appeared lamentaby drums:
ITS a sair warld this" said he. ! said tn1Hsa ~
far as | knew H. Aye weel." he said, but ys
ken I'm plumber: and us aye sair ward .rs ssy
q plumber" | condoled with HIM. though se're.!
glad hear that that perverse anG eS race
thus afflicted And what's your trade. ne a hsrss
a. m cf
said he: I'm fu' O seempathy. We balh DeMns
puir desDsed calling "-1London Spec'a'O''
There are already twenty-five fractional streets
in Philadelphia. ard it is proposed TO AID esa'
more. among them being Thirty-one-and- tnree-qu"'
ters Thirty threequarters and Forty-thFse
and-a-half This seems be carrying the pr'aS''
pie Of numbered streets TO an absurd length.
Sad fate Of an election bet,or
1 think III open a general store-now since 'ae
bet Bill Jones a beaver hat Ill., an-Biil Jones
I bet jim Brown a pair o shoes-I didn't dream IL
That New-yorN's vote would be-oh. We'll jim
Brown. ne got the shoes. . al,
Tom Spinks-he come an hit me fer spankin pa"
BIZ jenkins an Dick spurlin fer two twenty -dolH
I'll tell YOU this here landsdes been enough
strike me dumb, - ,hsy
I'm goin TO open general store an pay on 4, ,,'
come, ATLANTA Constitutions
4 young miss Just struggling with the ilaho W."
privileged hear Sousas Band not Ions SIN,
She afterward wrote to a friend: -. S-N''
forget | heard Sousa Friday. and il was nne
wish | could play The Washington fost ""I
High School Cadets they did. but thcH'
am not "A band. don't expect TO-
And a Deem Silence Followed. We'll, sir. sag
the vivacious lady 10 the artist who was ha.e
her portrait. you haven't finished aire"'''
Neither 1 madam. replied the artist, Il S am
waiting for an opportunity o. h nc,s,H rhine
chin looks when In rcpose. -tnlcaso i''""
John Donovan. of Bay County Michigan VINO W.
be the only Democrat in the Michigan Lesis''," =.
SAYS: IL don't believe | will have much UouD.
shaping the policy OF the minority III the Nv an
and won't cal any party caucuses TO DEVISE ~, -,
clustering methods to worry my oppone"'s,
| shall. vote for the Democratic canu"s 80,
for United States Senator. am proud Oh ~" "a.
that come from what has been Tor years anu =,
parently st is the banner Democratic on" o.. AZ
the state OF course there isn't any use oil ,e''' Al
what will do ct LarslnS. for won't pe aO'' IA
any more than 20 vote / shaft be there ho"e' r,s
| want all my Republican friends N 'ne -,
la.ure to know that am goins TO "''0n mis-.
They'll scarcely be able TO 1adde any ,.,Ion
takes they may make On the democrat, ,rdsr
OF the House. for won't be abe 10 "0'' ~
the burden very long.
Four gloomy and weary Prnccon L mfr' Grounds
n Philadelphia train at the Trentol "a" hesitation
after Saturdays game and after sS' re be- quiet
selected one corner OF what seemed III 10 ~ nv the
car. where they could ride, untroupeu ,idSen a
shouts % the yictors They a haa iuS Si Pennsyd
yanians burst in the other end OF tn Tno prince
filled with their shouts and sonss and finally one
arose and walked determinedly to t Innsen,ed imm
OF the car. To the outsiders nsn, said BOYS
nent, but the Princeton man sii"p ~ make just
my wife is very ILL., and II you cou'a ,sat favor,
a little less noise, would esteem i !, she Pennsy,
The shouting ceased, and soon ait Sr s suspicious
vanians left for another car WHIT ~. four gloomy
brown bottle passed around among TIC
men-(Philadephia Record