New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-02-02

"Hardware" thinks that during the coming Leue
rollerskatlng will become popular in this city.
Let him that thlnketh he standeth take heed lest
he fall" would be a good text for those who may
go into the thing
Moody-Bu,ger promised to do anything in his
mower to serve me / called on him the other day.
Grueby-Dd he receive you gracousiy: ,s s.v
Aoody-Oh, yes. indeed-eifusveiy, shoald say
said h. NY dear fellow, am glad to see YOU I
must help you. You must take something. Wnat
DO you say a-ur-a walk, for instance"'-
Boston Transcript
The Island Of Santa Catalina, where it is reported
a number Of wealthy Los Angeles men will build
a large athletic club house and VIII hereafter in'
vlte all pr!ze-fghts to take place in It, Is ABOUT
thirty miles off the cost OF Southern California
with San Pedro. eighteen miles from Los Angeles
the nearest port. 1t is large and billy Island
many thousands of acres in extent and has an ex'
ceIent harbor Until few years ago it was in
habIted only by a half-dozen Mexican ha,f-breeds
who grazed their focks the green n..lsides Even
now there are only few houses on the island
though ranchmen have discovered It's capabilities
and have transferred considerable stock there. The
pleasure-lovers of Southern California have also
found out that there many attractions winter
and summer in the way OF fishing. bathing ana rid'
ing on the island. which from the mainland seems
hardly more than a dim blue hummock rising from
the ocean.
Style Costs-Mrs squills-Isnt $40 pretty large
bill for the two or three Visits you MADE MI
Dr. squills-No It's just right. for Billy. told
him a he haa rr ine This bill Of SO will cure him
entirely Of the '1a-grippe" habt-(chicaso Trib-
une
CUCKOO,
PREDICTIONS OF the Democratic majority Of the
Hawaiian Committee while preparing their report)
So say we, too.
Cuckoo, Cuckoo
OF course We DO.
Cuckoo. Cuckoo
We stand in line.
Cuckoo. Cuckoo
Immortal nine:
Cuckoo. Cuckoo!
A bitter pill
Ii s-'tis truc
But shes or ILL.,
And Growers too!
Nine "chumrs" We
Cuckoo. Cuckoo
Jus, three times three,
Cuckoo. Cuckoo
But we must
Old Grover through
who's the policeman Jimmy" asked the
woman who keeps the apple stand .,, A., v.,,
Il dunno" replied the newsboy How ala you
know he was a new policeman? ,.
Because he said thank you after ne go, .hroGgn
helpn 'imSelf 10 me stock IN uaqe. wv dsI1hS'
ton Star
The superintendent OF a large institution in this
State has a bright little grandson whose Christian
name is the his grandfathers surname.
The little fellow sitting at his Srandfathers
desk the other day when an attendant entered ana
laid on the desk a brass check bearing the con-
traction "Supt" visitor who CHANGED TO be sit
ting near asked the boy what "Supt' meant. ana
the little fellow who is only seven years old, an
swered that he didn't know. 1T is contraction
for superintendent " explained the visitor WHO
then asked: And what does that mean! nat Is
a superintendent" "Oh. | know" said the poy'
with much earnestness; 'he bosses. when the
superintendent informed OF the boys bright an
swer he agreed with the visitor that he n'nset
could hardly have given a better definition.
The present Mrs. Thomas Nelson Page, ms Is AL
ready known. a widow Her little daughter
OF nine or years the one person above All
Others to whom she dreaded to break the news
OF the engagement with Mr.. Page. Ii at length be.
came necessary TO do this however and she SET
about her task with all possible diplomacy. As she
had feared the little girl on learning the fact rnat
her mother was to be married again. "ept pro-
fusey. Finally the mother thinking to assaese me
childs grief said I'm going TO marry; IL Mi.
Page" The sobs OF the little girl suddenly ceased.
You ought TO have tod me that al hrst ,she
said in a Modified tone why, I've been IN love
with him myself for over Il year"-Phladelphia
Record