The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1894-05-11
WATERLOO GARBAGE.
All quiet.
A Spring move.
A scarcity OF items once more.

A scarcity of items once more.
Many trout are being caught here
and to those who can catch this splen
did fish, the falls afford speckled
opportunity,
Mr.. w. Il. Crawford left for his
former home III Iowa Monday. With
all his faults, If he had any as some
claim, while here he made many warm
friends who regret his decanlping.
Thanks TO Mr.. Fry for his briei
mention. AT some future day we may
return the compliment (of mixing our
name with Penn's.) Look in a little
red house 10 the Southern suburbs Of
Medford and you may find a few ideas
to write about, which we left there
four years since.
Many Of our worthy people are going
and a few have gone. Mr.. Parker and
family are greatly missed. Mr.. Rob
inson leaves in few days for the Pa
louise country; Mr.. Carthew goes to
Alberta; Mrs. Ritter to Albany; Mr..
Leigh TO Guinea; Mr.. Rice is cores
pending for position as aid-de-camp
for Coxey, and u general exodus is
looked for. Although those who 90,
1t issad TO say, return all too soon.
The boys who went to view the caves
in Josephine county have all returned,
and report that the closing down of
shingle mill that employed eight men
has caused an oyerproduction of the
workingman.
Rumor Of band of improved James
and Younger boys caused no little un-
easiness in town Friday evening, but
later advices show that 1t was only
couple of boys who traded off their
grandpa's horse to cause a little excite
ment in Sodaville, Executioner or
constable James Pound was out with
a posse to guard the roads, we suppose
he thought they would be stolen next,
and q lieutenant was sent to warn
Sweet Home of the danger Of their
branch line, but the boys had fitted
before the shades Of night drew nigh
and nothing but bad colds rewarded
the patient watchers. James Morgan
furnished oneofthe saddles for the boys
to ride, but whether he had part in
the trade we have not been able to
ascertain.
Mr.. Cal Jewsharp, what has the
Crank done now? "Who is my neigh.
Dor" according to scripture? 1t is Just
barely possible possible / may not have
any of those dreadful parasites who
prey upon humanity, and even borrow
the galluses off ones back. And II
you think for a second that my carcass
will ever be sat upon by populist
coroner or filled by wind from your
diseased lungs, you are about as far off
as you are on other subjects; and we
have serious doubts about the Oregon
lar receiving gratuity Of any kind
from such course. If any proceeds
were available, | had much rather the
peoples party had them that their
candidate for assessor might attend
college for short time that be might
embrace the opportunity of acquiring
taste for the beautiful, especially in
the English language, and not write
those lawfully utter' slips for the.
Advance.
In conclusion, and valedictory: AS
it has been prophesied, so mote 1t be.
With this issue the Crank ceases to
turn. We have fulfilled our mission,
and will lay the quill upon or under
the table and sin no more, for it GER
tainly is sin te speak or write of peo-
pie who are too poor to be honest, who
would gladly follow Coxey to Wash
ington, or worse place, if some one
would kindly furnish the provender.
Some have a lasting hatred laid up for
me and a few young ladies who have
made examples Of themselves last Sun
day would like to be written about,
yet we will frankly admit we cannot
do this town justice In the present
dirth Of business and would earnestly
beg forgiveness of those we have
injured. Q, RANK
Notice of Dissolution.
Notice is hereby given that the cOpartner.