The morning call., 1894-08-02

"Flghtine" Bob Evans goes from the CON-
mand OF fiabby little lighthouse tender to the
command OF the swell cruiser of the United
STATES navy That's because he has cultivated
me fat President when on pleasure trips at
Government expense. - New York CONNER
cial Advertiser.
A Chicago woman, following the Paris style.
appeared on bicycle in one of the parks in
Dioomer costume, and bad man who hooted
at her was given a heavy fine in the Police
Court. The people are rapidly learning that
America is the land of the free and tue home
OF the brave.-Cleveland News.
The testimony of Fred Hirsch, German
manufacturer, confirms what has been clear all
along, that 1t has been the undesirable laborers
which have come here from Europe and the
very ones who are doing better here than they
ever did before who make all the trouble.-To-
peka Journal.
The rescue of a shipwrecked crew at Sea.
bright, n. j., by volunteer life-savers on sun
day last once more leaves room for amaZement
that the Government should depend upon vol
unteers for such work when IL can afford TO en-
ploy reRulars.-Philadelph Record.
The Breckinridge who goes to Russia will
have hard work correcting the mistake that he
is the Breckinridge who still owes a Kentucky
girl $4,000 damages for an assault she made
ON him when she was II years of sge-Star
Sayings.
Let Korea be led through Japanese tutelage
into a development that will bring her people
into touch with our civilization and commerce.
To permit the Hermit Kingdom to become a
yassal of China would be crime.-New York
Herald.
1t Is not necessary TO suppose John r. Walsh
to be an angel.-Chicago Tribune.
Necessary? By the sained sandbag it's
wholly impossible to suppose such thing
either in this world or the nexI.-Chcago Times
German will have 10 invent new theory,
now that Gallery has "peacned' on him. 1t is
pretty hard work even for an accomplished
artist like German to tell story that is not so
and not get caught.-lDdianapOlis News.
II Hill had thrown his Shakespeare at Ajax
Brice OF Ohio the latter would likely have
hurled a few railroad ties and nickel plate nails
i'll return. Hill knows how TO kick and whom
to kick.-Inter Ocean.
There will probably be another rebellion in
the Palmetto State, beginning with the 1st of
August, when Governor Tillman proposes TO
renew the enforcement of the dispensary law
Boston Journal.
With all the brains in the Senate exposing the
Inconsistency OF his tariff policy the President
must be convinced that the historical reign of
terror was really reign of peace.-Phiadel-
phia Inquirer.
The Illinois Insurance Commissioner reports
that life insurance shows a great Increase in
that State. Recent events in Chicago have
doubtless given ii bOom.-St. Louis Republic
This is good time for American missionaries
to get out of China. There's good deal of saw
agery there in wartime, and It is no respecter OF
Herald.
The Mckinley law Is gaining friends more
rapidly than any other tariff measure now be-
fore the countTy.-St Louis Globe Democrat
When the women turn jury -bribers in Chicago
IL Is easy TO understand the kind OF justice that
is dispensed in that clty.-Cleyeand Leader
Gresham has apOlogized TO Japan. His Ha-
waiian apology is long overdue, owing probably
to the obstructed mails.-PittsouIg Press.
HaVemeyer is trying to initiate Pullman's
successful act In declaring that he has nothing
to arbltrate.-Omana Bee.
One thing is very certain. Congress Is not
furnis hing the country with any hurrah ma
terlals.-New York World.