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PATENTS.
NOTICETOINvENTOKS

There was never a :lme in the
history of our country when the
demand for Inventions and I'M
proyements IN the art and sclenocs
generally wal so great as now. The
convenlences of mankind in the
factory and workshop, the house,
hold. on the farm, and in Official
life, requlrsco ntlnual accessions to
the appurtensnoes and implements
of each in O der to save labor, time
and expense. The political change
IN the administration of government
does not affect the progress of the
American inventor, who being on
the alert, and ready to perceive the
existing deficiencies, does not per.
NIT the affairs Of government to
deter HIM from quickly concerning
the remely to overcome existing
discrepancies. Too reat care can
not be exercised IN choosing a
competent and sklllful attorney to
prepare and prosecute an applica~
ton for patent. Valuable interests
have been lost and destroyed IN
innumerable instances by the en-
ployment of incompetent counsel
and especially Is this ADVICE apple
cable to those who adobt the "No
patent, no paw" system. Inventors
who entrust their business to this
class of attorneys do so at lmmi.
nent risk. as the breadth and
strength of the patent is never
considered IN view of a quick en-
deavcr to get an allowance and
obtain the fee then due. THE
PRESS CLAIMS COMPANY,
John edderburn, General Mana
gel, 6lS F street N. w. Washing
ton D. q, representing a la &c
number OF important daily and
weeklyipapers, as well as general
periodicals. of the country, was
instructed to protect It's patrons
from he unsafe methods heretofore
employed IN line of business The
SAID Company Is prepared to take
charge Of all patent business en-
trusted to 1T tor reasonable fees,
and prepares and ]prosecut"s appll-
cations generally, including me
chanlcal inventions design patents.
trademarks, labels copyrights,
lnterferences. lnfringments, validity
reports, and gives especial attention
to re- ected cases. 1t Is a so pre-
pared to enter int, competition
with any firm IN securing foreign
patents.
Write for Instructions and ADVICE
JOHN WEDDERBURN,
els F Street
p. q. Box 3S5 WASHINGTON d g.
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y II SESSION.
III" Board re assembled pursuar'
to adinnnmeNt

The Board re assembled pursuant
to adjournment
Oh mot'on the reports of b. C..
Hndd!e, REGISTER Of deeds and E
K. Dve, treasurer, OF tees collected
in JanuarY February and Marcel
amounting 20 $50 So and sls9.Ol.
respectively, were approved and az
cepted
On motion A county warrant for
$1,000 was ordered to he issued to
G. A. Osman to be expended b,
him for the temporary relief of Ole
Olson Espesett
On motion 500 Was transferred
from sinking fund to county gen.
eral fund.
On motion the following bills
we're allowed:-
Ar hur 6 Hill. 8 months sal
airy Auditor ....... .....S75 co
Arthur q. Hill, cash advanced
for express erc...... -. 10 80
Arthur G. Hill, clerk of
cour, fees ........ -. 60
B. G. Huddle, 3 months SAL
ary states attorney -. Is GO
B. &. Huddle, cash advanced
Tor express ......... . SO
Otto Halstead, refundlng or
der for d 6 enormously
assessed in 1898 ......... ! 90
Pat Kearney, refunding or
der on road district 4 80. / SO
n. B Ingerson, sheriff's tees Q 90
A. X. | uttle, 8 months salary
superintendent Of schools. 50 90
A. K futile, cash advanced. %
Hans N. eleven, 3 months
salary county judge ...... IS 90
H. Slechta, repairing pillow
for road district 2........ 0 "a
S. Robb, county conmls-
Stone and mlleage....... 4 90
g. A Osman, 4 SO
John Stroud, 3 sc
On motion the minutes were ap
proved as read.
On motion the Board adjourned
TIL April 2sth, 1894,
Attest: JOHN STROUD,
ARTHUR G. HILL, Chairman.
seal Auditor.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05
NOTICE-TIMBER CULTURE.

Chamberlain 4, 8. D.. March 8. 1884. {
Complaint having been sntered at this ono
by y airy Zapotil against Ellsworth W. che, man
for failure to comply with law as to Timber
Culture Entry No. 1919. dated November End.
1857. upon the N. 4. Il section 10, township LOO
range IS, in Buffalo county, south Dakota,
with a view to the cancellation Of said entry
contestsut alleging hat claimsnt has failed to
fourth wear OF his entry; that there have been
only 5 acres planted 10 trees, seeds or cuttings
since cate Of his entry; that be has not cult
vaoed or ca sed 10 be cultivated any portion o
said lrac, of land since summer Of 1889; thai
there are no trets growing On said land; that
said failure exists at the present lime; the said
partie. are hereby summoned to appear at this
OHic, On the 18th day Of April 1894, al one
O'Clock p. IN , to respond aud furnish testl
mony concerning said alleged failure.
Ii. IL, NATWICk, Register.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05
LAMBS FOR SALE.
BIZ the Illinois Ccnrui H.. r. Co., a
Lou Prices and on Easy Terms,
an Southern Wirots.

IN OOu(H6fn InlIOtSs
The best farm country in the world for
either large or small farms. gardens,
fruits. orchards, dairy ing, raising stock or
sheep. A greater variety o. crops, with
a greater profit. Gan be grown on a less
amount OF lands in this country than
can be raised in any other portion OF thie
State. Don't 60 elsewhere to buy lands
Tor farms until you see Southern Illinois.
All sales made exclusively by the Land
Commissioner, I. G. r. r. Co.
Special inducements and facilities OF
iered by the Illinois Central Railroad
Company to 60 and examine these lands.
For full description and map, and any
Information, address Or call upon
e. =. SKENE,
Land Commissioned l. c. K. R. Co.,
Is Michigan Ave, CHICAGO, LII.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

DO you want to know all about
the A. p. A. and the patriotic
movement The Loyal american,
published at Minneapolis, MIMI,
Will tell you. Only paper of Its
kino IN the entire Northwest,
Eight pages, illustrated, weekly,
$3.50 per year. The Loyal, american
and the CHIEF $500.
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tnronsho"tShe United State, 4
lie popular wherever il oaa' aa|
trial we are confident win W
you. Gree a SUBSCRIBE d. p'eaa
reader. Subscr' be now. 'ts
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year; 80 cents for G months, \
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rany the order. Samnle '' !
free. Address e0H'
PERKINS Bios. Co., PublisA,,
Sioux City, /
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Notice IS hereby given that there
ls sl75 90 at present III the Per
manent chool Fund t. loan on
Real Estate IN Bunalo county, on
which Patent has been Issued.
Anyone desiring a loan of same
should apply to the undersigned.
ARTHUR T.. HILL,
County Auditor.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

THE BLOOD Is the source of health
Keep it pure by taking Hoods Sar
~apariIIa, which Is peculiar 20 itself,
and superior In strength, economy
aud medicinal merit
HOOPS PILLS are purely vegeta
ole, carefully prepared from the
best ingredients 25c.
By special arrangements. with
the publishers Of til s.. Pan
Globe, We can furnish the Weekl,
Globe and the >HIEF bo'h one yc4l
for $3.50, the plico OF me CHIEF
alone. The Globe is one of the
best newspapers published in tn,
northwest and If ordered sepera,cl,
would cost 81. This offer will b,
good for a short time only.
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The Sioux City Weekly Journal

The Sioux City Weekly Journal
IS a METROPOLITAN newspaper ssued
III TWO parts-tour pages on Tues
day and eight pages Friday II is
bright, clean and entertaining, and
not excelled in point Of news SER
vice and other special features es.
scntial to a first. class paner by a,v
other publication in the west. The
journal las q larg" circulation
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

Send twelve cents in postyage
stamps to 80 Corcoran Building.
Washington, D. G., and you will
receive four copies of Kate Fields
Washington, containing matter of
special interest. Give name and
address, and say where you saw
this advertisement,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

Quarterly Statement Of Superintendent
Of Hospital for the Insane
To the County Auditor of Buffalo
county, S. d.
herewith hand you statement Of
accent of Buffalo county, with the
Hospital for Insane. for the quarter
ending March 81, 1894.
l.. Z. MEAD, Sup't.
Name of patient. Charge
Joseph Havllck. .S4s 20
Amount paid State during
quarter 4S 90
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05
n u MPHREY

DIR. Humphrey Specifics are scientifically and
carefully prepared Remedies, used for years In
private practice and for over thirty years by the
people with entire success. Every single SPECIFIC
8 special cure for the disease named.
They cure without ~drugging, Purgins OF reducing
Remedies Of the World.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Chamberlain. 8. %.

February "a, 1894.
Notice IL hereby given that the following.
nam d settler has dled notice Of his intention
TO make hnai proof in support OF his claim. and
tina, sad proc: viii be made before the CLERK
OF the Circuit Court, in and for Buffalo county,
8. u. at Gam Valley, 3 D., on Saturday, April
Tth, 1894, viz:
TlLGHMAN DUZAN,
for the N. W. u OF section u, township 100 N.
Of range g. W. 9Th 2. d (Hd. Entry No. 2S363)
He M mes the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF. said and, viz: Thomas PRIME. John Stroud,
John T. Stroud. Frank /. Hall, all Of Gam
Valley p. o. S.. D. H.. Il. A 7 lex.
Register.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

Dr. Prices Cream Baking po,!.
Worlds Fair Highest 49,. wv
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

Dr.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Nessl's Fair Highest Medal and Daplous,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

On motion the TO loving bills
we Q allowed:-
J. V. Drlps county p%rintlngs 25 so
Edward Kent, wolf bounty 90
Fred Grace, 90
Joseph Spolek same ...... SO
Charles Grace, same..... l 50
Fred Sobek, work on Grow
Creek grade. ] rs
w. t.. Stroud, same.... . 25
J. T. Stroud, same %
NJ. " Marshall, same..... 90
D. r. Haynes, same....... 7 SO
w 3. Marshall, same zee. IS
Brown & Saenger books
and stationery 900. 80 30
Jas. A. Smith, lumber for
bridge -. ............ w
G.. W. Comerford, field
notes of survey and pIats
of Buffalo county ....... l66 so
Brule county, expenses paid
in case Of State Of South
Dakota W. d Mcmahon. 60 IS
On motion the report of ]. w.
LAWYER, visor of road district
8 for 1898 was approved and &C.
cepted and his bill of $50 allowed
On motion Gam Valley Duncan
P. U. and Richards P. O. were DIES
,gnsted as the three places for
holding chattel mortgage sales IN
Buffalo county.
On motion the Board adjourned
one hour for dinner.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05
Commissioners Proceedings.
April End, 1894

11P1KI NHU, IOV1'
The Board of County Commas
sloners of Buffalo county, 5. D..
assembled IN Regular Quarterly
Session on Monday April End. 1894
All members present
Board called to order at II a. m.
On motion the TO loving bills
we q a1lOWed:-
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

IA CURES. PascgA
1-Fevera, COMPOSITIONS, !nfiammatioos.. Ia
2NWOrms, Worm Fever. Worm Cohc.... "a
S~-Teething, Colo, Crying. Wakefulness .25
4-Diarrhea, Of Children or Adults...... IA
5-Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis. .......... .25
8-Neuralgia. Toothache. Faceache.... rs
0-Hendaches, Sick Headache. Vertigo. 20
1O-Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Constipation. "a
11-Suppressed or Painful Periods. go
11-Whites, Too Profuse Periods .......... ~
13-CrOup, Aaryngitis, Hoarseness..... "
14-Salt Rheum, Erysipelas. Eruphons.. "a
15-Rheumatism. Rheumatic Pains -. .XS
16-Malaria, Chills, Fever and Ague....:. ~
10-Catarrh, influenza, Cold In the Head. ~
2O-Whooping Coagh.."..s....""...." ~
11-kidney Diseases .."........""... ~
~2S-Nervous Debility
3O-Urinary Weakness, Weetsng Bed. ~
HUMPHREYS WITCH HAZEL OIL
"The Pile OintUoat."-TriAl ei3e. 10 Cts.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-04-05

On motion the Board adjourned
TIL April 2sth, 1894,
Attest: JOHN STROUD.
ARTHUR G.. Hill, Chairman.
[sEAL Auditor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-09-01
The South's Riches.

The world has very little knowledge Of
the undeveloped wealth of the south.
Each Of the southern states has resources
either mineral or agricultural, or both,
that are sufficient to give employment to
and afford a livelihood for millions of
people. Some idea of the wealth of these
states was thrown out at the southern
development convention at Washington,
which closed its sessions yesterday. The
speeches that were made and the papers
that were read were, as a rule, short, but
they were brim full Of facts-facts that
would do the south a world Of good if
they Gould be brought TO the attention of
home seekers and investment seekers in
all parts Of the country. All through the
south land is cheap and exceedingly pro-
ductive. Not half of the lands
Of any one of the southern
states is occupied. Georgia alone could
provide'hundreds Of thousands of farmers
with small farms. Her soil and climate
are well adapted to cotton and grain, aud
her propuction of melons and peaches and
other fruits have made her famous.
Elorida's reputation for fruits and
vegetables is world wide. and she has
phosphate rock enough to supply
the demand for that article for century.
AS one of the speakers at the Washington
convention said, her backbone ridge is
made out of phoshate rock"
There is no estimating the amount of
coal and iron ore there is in Alabama. 1t
is certain there is enough of those two
articles not only to supply this country
but the whole world for two or three
centuries. 1t is impossible to compre-
bend the immensely Of such wealth.
And the south has advantages for
manufacturing that are only just be-
ginning to be appreciated. Her factories
OF all kinds are steadily increasing in
number and the time is coming when
she will manufacture the greater part of
her cotton crop and send the product of
her mills to market instead of the product
of her cotton fields.
Conventions like that at Washington
may not do anything practical, but they
help to make the resources of the south
known. When they are known the men
and means to develop them will not be
wanting.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-09-01
BRIGHT BITS.

phere.F '-0'
IS that so? Then there cannot be any
pug i SITS IN Mars"
Why not:n
"Because where there is no atmosphere
there can't be any wind. New York Press
Friend OF the Actress-AII things consid.
cred, Miss Gutnevere, the new p ay was FAM
successful at its first production last evening
Miss uutnevere 1.-THE s.arl-oh. yes; it was
good enough When we get it Il ked into
sha it will go ike a house alre. Chicago
Trio, ne.
" awkins has horght bicycle"
ID Idn,t low lie le."
lie doesn't ride. But the machine was
olered him at such an astonishiugly low
CURE that he couldn resist the tempta-
Who sold 1t 10 him"
Cults, the surgeon"
"Oh!'-Buffalo o rier.
Mamma-What was the sermon about this
morning, WilleY
Willte-Wel, I guess it was tellin about
Mamma-what did the minister say about
them?
wtnie-Nothin', but his text was: IAN
the days OF my appointed time will wait, till
my change Come."-Chicago Inter Ocean
A Bear Movement Visitor Your church
is teauty. That handsome house next door
Is the parsonage, l presume.
icon De Good-N-O Fact is, the Ear
sonage IS some distance up town, ut we intend
to make an offer for one Of these nearby resi-
dences soon.
The pr,ce will be high, no doubt
UNI think not. We Shan't try to buy
until after our new chimes are put in. ''-New
York weekly.
Evolution of the Folding Bed-Mrs. De Flat
lave you anything new in folding beds?
Dealer-Only this madam, ana it really is
quite d success On arising in the morning
you touch a spring and it turns into a wash
stand and bath tub. After your bath you
touch another spring and it becomes dress
ing case, with French plate mirror If YOU
breakfast IN your room slight pressure will
transform 1t into an eltens on table After
breakfast you press these three buttons at
once and you have an upright PIANO. That S
all il will do, except that when you die it can
be changed into rosewood coaln.-New York
Weekly.
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ERSONAL.

A curiors Netrothal advertise m mt appears
IN the Noss.s he Zeitung. Il is Is follows;
NOTICE IS HEREBY given Of the betrothal OF
Franz m erg Of Leipslc, and NJ -nleh OF Da-
money, nazOn o hing benanZIu. at present
lin
Mrs Edmund Yates. il is reported, carries
about with her wherever she goes the ashes
OF her late lemen;ed husband. who. IL will be
reInem Dered, was cremated hey are IN
Closed IN an alright receptacle. and this IS
ntted into little travelling bag made for the
purpose.
The democratic car date for lieutenant
governor Of Kansas, SD Z e is tempo
rartlv OFT OF politics. AMI III. cue one
tlal mtF well re S pro- p B.. IS am ID the
no n led voters CT d. ans4s farms. l. IS
utt Ken !e-, caused ~ too violent play at
lawn tennis.
Col. Charles H. 10 es. editor o. the New
York World. will return FRI N his Europe N
vacation next week and assume the manage
meDt II his pl~er says the WASHINGTON Post
MT Z Liter lme has disap a ed from
the mead OF the World 5 ca tOrltl column, and
CoI- Jones is said 10 be in complete control Of
the Wo Id.
Lord Wolseley has written to an Irish tenn
peranee association saying; I am glad to say
we have now little drunkenness IN the army
less. indeed, Of II in our ranks than in any
other class Of her majesty S subjects. To
THIS fact consider we owe much Of the i'm
provement IN every respect that has cen
steadily going on amongst US Tor the last
twenty years 1t kills more than all our
newest wear ons OF warfare, and not only de-
stroys the body but the mind and soul also"
Lord Wolseley Will republish his articles on
the Decline and Fall OF Napoleon" in look
form. The last Of them has just appeared in
the Revue de Paris" and gives an account
and criticism Of the battle of Waterloo. Moth
ing Is more striking than the CANTOR with
which Lord Wolseley distributes praise and
lame CetWeen the two heroes Of Waterloo
Napoleon and Wellington. He is not a lind
Worshl er OF the Iron Duke. In fact, his crti-
cism Is the hrst attempt ty an English writer
OF 60 Il authority and Of special qualifications
as general TO describe Wellington's conduct
OF affairs dutlng the period preceding the
battle OF the 18th, and the four DAYS viii h
ended on that date in their true light. Lord
lington, but Mari borough-abou when he is
writing big book.
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Why Doesn't the Foreigner Pay the
DutyP

From the Chicago Record QndO.
From the high tariff point OF view Il is a
little ulMcult 10 understand why dealers IN
imported goods have permitted their wares
TO remain in the onded wa e1ouses until the
new tariff law went into eff c.. 10 is true
That most goods pay less rate OF duty under
the CIV than ulder the old Jaw, uut the stoc *
a'tNment with the high tariff orators is that
u q r II Is pa Uy the foreign manufacture 7
Tor tie privilege OF trading in our mar cts.
IheV urge the e ple to favor the Moi in
ley lea OF proLi itiye dut es bc,a.se the
"a. Is not a the sum laid in duties
is tded 10 The pnce which u Q consumer
has JAY. but here are all The m ociers IN
the cIuntry leaving their Cos d in 20 ID so IS
10 an themselves OF the lover rate Of duly
VIII Oh Mr.. Nick e. saws the foreign manu-
IA t4ei has to pay for the blCst PR plege Of
ling 10 the American e) l. the goods which
'Aey order rom ABROAD. 4 the hlgh-taritt ar
lment Is s. ! what difference does IL make
' the importer whether he pays high or low
ra OF duty, and what 1 4,r nee does 10 make
40 the con sumner bow hlA n the dutv IL is
10, ndU1d 10 the price OF the arti, t. " h ch he
buys2
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Cotton Mills North and South.

From New Orleans Times Democrat DEM.
The New England mills complain that at
the present wages they are paying their en-
ployes, and the present price they are getting
for their products 1t is impossi lie to carry on
Whether tle development of the cotton in
dustry OF the south and the competition of
the southern mills have any bearing on this
matter II is diticult to say with certainty; but
the mills here have stood the shock and re-
due IN IN prices far better than the New
England ones. The general shutdown in the
latter section is not and will not extend here
and II 1t sends up the price OF goods, as seems
likely, II Will tenu to beneht the southern
mills.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-09-01
How He Told His AGE.

A negro, who looked as though he was
about 80 years of age, though much older was
the defendant in a disorderly case before the
Washington, ID. c.. police coLrs. says the
Post OF that city. He was arrested with a
crowd OF young bucks in South Washington
When his name was called out he answered
in weak voice, pleading not guilty. Slowly
he ambled 10 TIE witness stand to tell his
story. The rent body, the contracted fea-
lures the half bald head, few stragglin g
dirty gray whts e IS, that had probably re-
Ceived no cutting for a mber of years, all
com lnei to give him an aged appearance
How old are yOu:" asked the prosecuting
attorney.
~ doan't 'zactly know, yer honah, but I
specs dat III sommaire nyao er hundred an
twenty-five"
What? You 125 years old:" asked the
lawyer
.'' issir, OATS er fact"
How do you make it that much?"
We'll, it am list dis. Use been married
yer honah. seben times, an hy my fust wife
Use got er CRATE gran child. an she am foah
vars 90 age. Cording ter de hes OBJ my
rlkollecshun war list fifty vars old wen she
war bOan. She am foah vars old now. and
foah times fifty yer hoDah, suttingly am er
hundred an er quartah, a OATS list my age. -
His Gale llation Of his age amused the wnoie
court, and made everybody laugh, even TO the
judge. I he innocent cause of the mirth was
rewarded for his ingenuity by being released
on his personal bonds