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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-27
wichita Produce and Frui,.

Market steady. Wholesale prices are as
follows:
Sweet corn 5 cents per dozen Gu
cumbers 20 cents per dozen, pot stoes 60c,
turnips soc per bushel. lemons, per box, Sc 80,
oranges per box S425; bananas. per bunch
81 5Ja3 10: cocoanuts. $ Or peanuts, - coat ~;
walnuts, I2OOal4 90; asparagus, SOC per dozen
bunch: radishes, long red. Toe per dozen bunch,
new beets, I5c per dozen; cauli flower. soc per
dozen; lettuce, loo per pound beans. 2l2c per
pound; tomatoes, Sc per pound: wild goose
plums, "a ct cases 81 -, purple damsons = %
per crate. Red river sand 81 30 per bushel.
Apples, choice summer varieties. - 70 per
barrel, fancy eating apples s. -. Cabbages
1$4a2c per pound. Cheese, Young America,
l31ac, twins l2c, fats l2lac, Crawford Co,
Penn, full cream cheese lac. Swiss loaves l9c;
pickles, small hf Dbl s. 20, 10 gal keg s. So gal
- 20.
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OUR POPULATION

TINS country contains lo7,4T' Chtl
nese.
NEW HAxrsH1KE has 800 Oolored pop
ulatioa.
THE last census included S, 500 ofvfl-
lied Indians.
PHILADELPHIA has 81 .ooG houses and
2O5. ls5 families
CHICAGO has 1T. ST. dwellings and
go, 3eO families
Missouri has 4ss go inhabited housess
illinois, 6G9, sl2.
Sr. LOUIS has 6o.SsT dwelling housed
and 81, 75e families
NEW YORK city has a. SIS dwellings
and PIG, 796 families
At the last census Nevada had only
4,93I girls of school age
NORTH DAKOTA has only SO Africans
among her population.
by the last census there were 500
japanese in this country.
II 1870 New York city had as sea
boys and girls % school aga
ONLY 3 per cent Of the population os
S. Louis live IN tencmeuts
NORTH CAROLINA has but 2s-ioOths
per cent q foreign population
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CLEVELAND, Ohio, July 26.-All the con-
ditions Were favorable for fast time at the
Cleveland driving park today and the
flyers in the free-fOr-all trot and the PHI
class made the best OF their opportunity
The record of the Cleveland track was
smashed and besides, both of those events
were won in the three fastest consecutive
heats ever trotted in e race. The weather
was perfect, not a cloud was in the sky and
he heat that ordinarily would have been
Intense, was TEMPERED by a delightful
breeze from the lake. The track was still
eponey enough to be fast and was regarded
ms perfect. Eight thousand people were In
the grand stand and pool rooms, and upon
the quarter stretch when the races OF the
nay were closed.
The 800 pacing race was first on the card
and while that was being disposed OF,
Alix, The favorite in the free-for-all, was
selling in the pools at s. against 81 for the
field. But three horses started in the race,
but for so small field the scoring was
tedious. Alix went to the front at the be-
ginning and led all around. The Bay
Beauty fromCalifornia behaved splendidly
and alter the first she had no trOnble in
winning, the race really being between
Pixley and Walter f., for the second place,
although the former had the better of it
EACH tliilc. he average tluIe VI Tue bNeifc
heats in the four races was tritie be-
low 2:iO, which is the most wonderful
days work ever witnessed on the Cleve-
land track. Summaries:
2:20 class. pacing, purse S2.00O-Joe
PatcheD won the race in three straight
heats T. \. B., Angie ID, Hvannia, Amelia,
Ferndale Como, LeonOre X, Jennie Nc
Coy. Eddie. Rock Wilkes. Gamrose, Mon
o.Iam ana 10 H, finished in the order
named. Time. 2:1l$l, 2:lO14, 2:1O
Free -for-all trOltiDg, purse a. 500.-Alix
won in three straight heats. I'iXley and
Walter E also started. lime 2:0S, 2:0S114.
2G91S.
2:19 class, trotting, purse S2.000-Bal.
Iona won in first, second, third order. Miss
Gregor, Stroutir, Minnie g. Diamond Joe,
All There. Forest Boy, A amito, Pevirel,
Seaside, Lesa Wilkes, Ruby, Anteoyne,
Domineer also started. Time 2:1l334 2:11M,
2:l31%
2:I1 class. trotting, purse S2,000.-Ry-
land I won the race in three straights.
Ellard, Lord Clinton, Pamlico. Muta,
Wilkes, Phoebe Wilkes, Nightingale,
Amhoy also started. Time 2:0SH, 2:07$I;
2:OS%4.
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DRY GOODS

NEW YORK, July 26-More buyers in
the market has resulted in more business
Bleached cottons commanded the greatest
share of attention. Prints and dress goods
in good request. Brown cottons in moder-
ate safe. Cotton flannels did fairly well.
Printing cloths in better demand with fair
sales of regular and odd goods at 29I for
the former. Clothing woolens have had
very general attention and of heavy
weights, sales from stocks and orders for
near delivery have taken many goods.
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NEw YORK. July 26-Coffee-Options
opened steady. and 5alO points lower under
disappointing cables reacted partially but
ruled generally weak, closed quiet, 5alO points
net advance. sales l2,oGJ bags, intending July
SIS Do; August. Sl4 SOal4 -; September sl3 %
q Is -; October, sl5 l0sI3 % December, 81 ~
9l2 90.
spot Coffee-Rio. steady; No :, l6. Mild.
steady; Cordova, 19al9t4. sales 1,aD ba--s.
Maracarbo 200 bags Central American: 40 bags
Savanilla p. [. ami 4UO Mats Mandhelin, -
cents.
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East St. Louis Evcnts.

ST LOUIS. Mo-. July 26-East St. Louis
= ats: First Thirteen-sixteeuths
Of mile: Darias won, Ketchum second,
Pestilence third. Time 1895.
Second-Thirteenth-s OF mile:
Hazel won, LANGLEY second, The Forum
third. Time 1899.
Thrd-Five turIongs: Blakemore won,
ld-fy second, BarthoI third Time I:07
Fourth-SIx furlongs: Tom Douohue
won, Hart Wallace second, Maud u third.
Time 1:21l4.
Fifth-FIve furlongs: Charlotte won,
Jardine second, Prince Prilon third. Time
iO6i5
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MISSING LINKS

EvTu-v~rs = san -vcr~hF7 80 fo--A
IN TIE mythology o: eTery la1d.
TIE Chl1ess have a gol e. -
disease AID d - - every s-~4t-z.
Ax1vS -h- varieties p w-re 1o7S
do.s l4-~ely ~ rzfzala-e 2g7rs- 4r@
caIslrx AID sto=e--r-iz-
ASEw YORK clvar e-aier -ses-f,-
sdyertiset n q live ilt.a. - -. - =
sign and one tAoszaa1 r4en - - Oh
ors and I4.4ols-.,-es zTg -is,. .o- -
fob.
war = elaf1let - - tAe 81 a1o<
rzzLs = g-r0zu4 7Too3 paper va sd
f. fhs Berlin Iss,.1g D1-ee tcy srkr- -
tor recently Il: IA 4al3 - - - cd
ee1tlt1e-. J-sFi.s THE ta-. la 2: zs=
pr.-ts5 II t.[-
OzD-zs hare beea ls@usf ~ Gen
slAszzest directing ,he boiling g. Ss.@s
i-.-r--.- 81 1-s1<llg Fz=p-1se1 Z "a
army Cd oT-eT - Destroy pa',aoveala
bartsr-a 49, - -rI-a~ - tzlru- e
olzease - such casaae
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Better Than Usual.

Smith-Jones must have irSt-class
system Of playing the races
RobinSou-Think so?
Smith-Ye>: he's been al il three
years. and he has some of his fathers
--.~--- i-ss rst-Pucl.
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Hawthorne Races.

HAWTHORNE, H., July 26-First, six
furlongs.-Wel ellis Street won, Ida Sauers
econd, Eleanor third. Time 1:1S16
Second, six furiongs.-Adam won, Lady
Mccain second. lit for Tat third, Time
! lG]5.
Ihird, SIX furlongs.-Tata won, Leo
= cond, Hampton third. Time 1;16
Fourth. one mile.-Percy won, Senator
] hy second, Coquette third. Time 1:421l
Fifth, seven furloDgs won,
j etender second, Airy third. Time
l:-9l[.
S'Xth. seven furlongs.-Climax won,
Irnfessor second, Bret Harte third. Time
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COTTON MARKET.
New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS. July 26.-CottOn-Quiet and
steady: sales spot 1000; to arrive $50: receinfS
old: stock i2640 pa
Futures steady; sales 25,0o0; July s. so bid:
August SO 5la6 81; September So 4saS6 a..
October So 50aS6 IL; November 81 ga S6 =.
December - 66aS5 81: January 50 Pass 3. Feb
rgary 70 .oa6 ~; March 81 81 bid; April 50 IS
bid. ~ IL
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Water Toast

Toast thin slices Of bread Put into
g shallow pan a pint CT water with
halfa teaspoonful Of salt Dip each
slice quickly into the water, place into
8 covered dish and spread with butter,
pilinC one slice above another. Do not
let the bread soak n the water; en-
deavo- to keep suggestion OF crispi-
ness IN II, for soppy. sotden toast s
10, palata Die Serse hot with apple
sauce. sweet baked apples OF art jeliy.
Water toast ! delicious Z care IS taken
q have i hot. Il can De eaten with
relish much longer than milk toast
y y World
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Butter and Eggs
Coffee Options.

New YORK, July % Butter-Stcady; choice
duh; state dairy = +As}4c.
Esgs-tasier' receipts $500 packages.
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IT'S ROAD is ROCKY
WHEAT FALLS AGAIN TO a LOWER
LEVEL.

Weak From the Start and Fa'
yorable Crop Advices and Free
selling Adj. to the Downward
Tendency Corn is Firm and
Higher and Oats and
Provisions Also Gain
Cattle and Hogs
Active and
ady.
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ST. LOUIS. July 6.-wheat-I.ower: cash.
f14c: July, 471sc; August, 471sc.
CoRN-Higner; cash, Ale; July, 4lc; August
4J4c.
OATs-Higher, cash 2.3zc
PoRK-Better, Jobbing SIS 371s.
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Sugar Market.

NEW YORK, July 26.-Rav, steady: sales.
12.Ou0 bags. rs test centrifugal ex-stoTe {. l. +.
al 31s. Refined steady.
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BASE BALL
How They Stand.
National League.
CLEVELAND AT FITTSBUEG.

CLEVELAND AT FITTSBUBG.
PITTsTURG., Pa, July 26-hillen STATED
10 pitch for Piltsburg today, but had his
pitchiu garm broken in the bird inning by
Il liner from George Tebau's bat Ehret,
who succeeded him, had the visitors at
his mercy, but six scattered hits being
made off him
r II r
Pit'sburg. 1201500 +-9lS 8
ClevelsuG ....1 > DO 0 OF O. 6 >
Batteries-Killen, Sugden and Ehret;
ZImmer and MuIlaue.
BROOKLYN AT BOSTON.
r II E
Brooklyn ......2 0 s 0 @ O 2-l5 - =
Bostou.....-.....S5 Q > 100 90 / IL 3
Batteries-Earle, 'Gastright and Stein:
Connaughton, S1sley, Nichols and S.ivett
BALTIMORE AT NEW YORK.
Il n f
New ...O9ISOISO z-l6l7 3
Baltimore -. 90 o Q % 3 0 l o. ) 6
Batteries-Wilson and German; Hawke.
Robinson and E-per.
PHILADELPHIA AT WASHINGTON.
Il II F
Washington. o 10000 /
Philadelphia. IL 0 90 > O. 40 3
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Cash quotations were as follows:

-VUItI.
No. spring wheat 5O3Sa52lIc. No, s spring
wheat, nom'l No. 2 red 505sa553lc, No. , corn
4$4c. No. yellow corn AGE, No. 2 oats
nom'l No. white S}a3Sc, No. 3white S2I la36I4,
No Z rye Acc. No barley, n'm'. No nOm'i.
No. 4. n'm'l. No fiaxseed 81 I7L5aI ~ Prime
timothy seed, So O)a5 20. Mess pork per Dbl.
Sl2 Is. Lard, per lOO pounds. SIP S2I5. Short
ribs sides, loose, ST. 9216a6 %. Dry salted
shoulders. boxed. So S0t6 S21s Short clear
sides, boxed, So s716a7 90. Whisky distilIsrs'
finished goods, per gallon, 81 -
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WICHITA MARKETS

WICHITA, July &c.
CATTLE.
Cdttle-Slow and dull.
REPRESENTATIVE SALES
The following are the representative sales OF
cattle at the wards today:
j cow. 1850 2 p l cow. go 2 90
HOGS.
Hogs-Market strong and &c higher.
REPRESENTATIVE SALES.
The FOIlOv-i a ia al ~
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The persons Of African descent are
classified according 70 the degrees e
colo-ed blood into 8. 81. ga blacks. $50.
es9 nula;toes. Io5.iss Sas2lroo-.s and
G.. 90 ccro-oona
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veal show no change Feeders are very
dull.
Hogs-Receipts. 11.700; the quality was
only fair. There was a good demand from
both The shippers and packers. The
market opened a shade TO D cents higher
AMI closed at strong cents higher with
everything sold. Light. 81 1904 15;
mixed, 81. ga so; heavy, 81 S5@49O
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SUGAR MELTS FAST
SPECTATORS REGARD SENATORS
With SOME DISTRUsT.

Fearful of1 Compromise Large Blocks
ofShares are Unioaded by Hold
derS and Values Fall Hard-St.
Paul is Active and the Gran
ger Groups are Fairly
Stronghold Market
is Firm-Closiug
Quotations OF
Markets.
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Batteries-McGuire and Maui; Taylor
Western League.

At Minneapolis- r Fl E
Detroit. 1907 =-25 "a 2
Minneapolis. .....2 D l 0 0 2 lib II 4
Batteries-Gayle and JantZen; Baker,
Mcfarland and Burrell.
At Milwaukee, r II f
Toledo. .....04 0 i o 8 o 0-13 q !
Milwaukee. ..0 0 0 4 o o o o O. 4
Batteries-Blue, Foreman and McFar-
land; Frazer, Wittrock, Fields and Lob
man.
At Sioux Civ r H E
indianapolis III 8 4 . l l 3-15 10
Sioux City......9 . o OO Oh IL
Batteries-Pepper and Murphy; Jones,
Cunningham and Krauss.
At Kansas City R E
Kansas City......5 13105 0-13 II 5
Grand Rapids. 80 90 2 0 8 Pill Is Q
Batteries-Darby, King aud Donahue;
killen and Ties.
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CLOSING BOND LIST.

New YORK. July 26.-Government bonds
steady. State bonus inactive.
L : IS reg......ns Do II A.......... p
Do SIS coupon ..ll9 VI X and + first4s 7s5s
L = Is reg -.....-..ll'fa VI IL ami 4 Sec.is. A.
Do Is coupon. .ll439 IT Paul cons - ...l25
Do > reg, ....... 20 DO = & p W 5-.IUs
Atchison 4s........ Il lSt l. * > 4 gen 6s. s.
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LIVE STOCK MARKETS

CHICAGO, July 20 The cattle market
remained firm. There WAS an active de-
mand for the better grades. ADD with not
more than 100 head OF natives OF all
sorts there was competition enough to
keep prices pointing upward. The aver
age Of prices for good dressed beef and
shipping steers was slightly higher than
for Yesterday and the strength shown
served to support the market tor the of
grades. Fat light and middle weights
sold especially well. Butcher stuff OF good
quality. sold well aud 20 did gUOd Texas
cattles The arrivals from that state were
estimated At ! so head aud prices ranged
from 81. 25Gl50 for lean cows 10 SE4 Is
for choice led steers The days ,aes OF
natives were largely At S.jOT4 - for
steers and at Sos for cows and bulls
10 hogs todAy's receipts were nearly a.
large as for yesterday, being estimated at
u. COO and there were stale hogs enough TO
raise the supply TO 5000 This was
pretty heavy load for day in july but
the market carried It easily. The demand
was keen aud sales oDick at 81 90e75. p for
common To choice lots. Scarcely anything
fit II come on the market sold under 81 a..
while the greater mum Der sold At &. Is K
$50. TGe>e quotations indicate al az
vance on yesterday OF ) cents. The close
ws> firm
The sheep market was firm for good 70
prime quality aud was slow fer the poorer
GRADES. Lambs were unchanged. Sheep
were quoted at Sl.25 CO and lar. D. 81
. 5OlT4 20.
e--ipts-Cs'tle 1900, caves COO hogs
5000. saeeP 200
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KANSAS CITY, July 26.-Cattle-Re.
ceipts, $500; shipments. $500; for hes.
steady, others SLOW; Texas cows, 81 50
steers, s. 55Gl4 65; native cows. 81 4012 75;
stockers anu feeders, 81 75G3 40; bulls
81 sJGd2 50
Hogs-Receipts-7 600; shipments, ], 400;
market 51l0c higher; bulk of sal, =
81 S.; heavie-, 81 9J,d5 90; packers. 81 95
as 90; mixed, 81 s5G5 90; lights. 81 sOG
90; workers. q 95G5 %; pigs, 81 1894 go
Sheep and Lambs-Receipts, 1900; ship
ments, 100; market steady.
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GRAIN MOVEMENTS
ST. Louis g ain.

Uu the Produce exchange today The butter
market firm, creamery, l3al9c; dairy liza
l2c. Eggs, 1lal2c.
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St. Louia.
NEW YORK PRODUCE.

ST. Louis. July 26.-Cot.on--Ouiet: NiddIin
I: receipts none: shipments go; stock = 8
bales.
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wichita Produce and Poultry.

Poultry - Hens, live, per pound. Ilsc:
ducks, full feathered, &c: geese, live, &c; tur-
keys: hens, live, &c; turkey toms, live, &C;
ROSTERS. &c; spring chickens, Sc.
Produce - futter, creamery. 20c: choice
country, Sc: eggs. with eases, DC; hides
per pound, No. l. 213c; No. 2, l12c
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CLOSING sioux QUOTATIONS.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF TIRE FINaECIAT.
~ condition % the state Bank u Cowich AZ
Co.wch, state 81 Mans The Close u business
the 18th day Of July, isa.
ET~OT-RCEE
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Nszzas -aE Dsz.s-
rsa~r1 80 go. t,ry s4g7-.-ze=s ereT -
T -Ez -. ST. fz-i 10y ~ -
reFa.s ze~rr - -E.-e p e.ez~s &c. srsa-
Ezs - z4Fs .-z.s.~c 80 -. -z.sss2
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ChlCa.O Market.

CHICAGO, July %.
The market today experienced the following
range OF prices.
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CAMPBELL PRODUCE CO.,
Buyers and shippers Of
BUTTER, EGGS and POULTRY

CORNER FIRST and FIFTH.
Largest dealers in southern Kansas. Large
quantities wanted daily. We are paying to-
day as follows:
Live Poultry, per pound. CENTS
Turkey. hens NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 3
INIhtS- lOlilS 4
Chickens, hens ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
ChlckenSp ROSTERS ..-.....---....--.-..-..
Chickens, brOilers IL to lbs per lb.......
Eggs, without cases per dozen. ...........
i'uttti- IiCoh...-.'
We meet all competition and are prepared
TO receive shipments from any reasonable dis
tance and guarantee satisfaction in all cases.
Correspond with us. We will make il profit
able To you. Ask for prices and freight -ates.
Call and see US in Zephyr mills. Telephone
l55. Respectfully,
A. E. LAWRENCE, Manager.
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THESE MACS CAN GO
TWELVE HEATS AT CLEVELAND
AVERAGE BELOW 2:l0.

Free For-A11 Trot and 2:11 Glass Trot
Both Taken in the Three Fastest
Heats Ever Frotted in a Race,
RyIaGd +. G"rs Mile in
2:072z-AliX Takes the
Free For Ali With
Walter 4. Third
and Last-Oth-
er Sports.
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Wichita Brradstufr Market.

Market steady. Wholesale prices are quot
ed below:
Flour-First patent, 81 SO; second patent,
81 40. Corn meal. 81 VI.
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Local Grain and Feed Harriet.

Wheat-No. 2, 40c; other grades, SIC. Corn
3sa40c. Oats, 35c. Baled hay, $ 00a5 %. Ground
corn, SIC. Corn and oats mixed, CSC. Bran, per
ton, SI2 TO- Ship, per ton S13 W.
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OMAHA. \eh. july - - Cattle - Re-
ceiDt-. J. go, the market opened generally
sc we ~nI stronger, eXcrpt on stockefs
,ud ,eier-. Be-ves We're lu sinai! supply
ana not very good There were a lev
sales at IS 4Ud425 Most Uftb- cow were
common Better grades sod TO u cents
higher, Others steady. Range stock ard
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Opened. HighestlLOwest lClosin!
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The following are the representative sales OF
hogs at the wards tOlag:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-07-24
BRIGHT BITS.

she-our engagement is ended. I have
changed my mind.
Helm That's only slight difficulty.
wasn't counting you as an intellectual woman,
so your mind doesn't enter into the casei-
Truth
Miss May Bupp-On1cer. want you to ar
rest that man. He has insalted me.
Oficer-What did he do:
Miss May Kupp-He called me living pic
ture. That is more than [ can bare.-New
York Herald
Bearded Lady-The manager is in great
trouble lust now.
Snake What is the matter?
Bearded Lady-He has proposed TO the two
headed girl. One of her accepted him and
one rejected him.-Truth.
II had one of the most remarkable expert
ences of my life this morning" said the pro
fessor.
What was in?'' inquired his wife.
Il heard On ted States senator reprove
his son for wasting time. Washington Star
IsCholly parsimontous at ALL
'Parismonous? Why he is liberal TO
How did yoa dissever thattd l- 0a-
Il heard him telling Chappie that he was
going TO give him piece of his mind. De
trolt Free Press, -.,a .s .ts ..
A local band was one day playing at Dun
fermline. when an old weaver came up and
asked the bandmaster what that was they
were playing, That is The Death Of
"Ay, man, remarked the weaver, we haze
glen him an awful death.'-Dundee News.
You have seen better days them"
He looked at the fine piece OF pie and big
glass Of cold milk she sat down on the table
for him to finish on and laid down his knife
and fork. 5gGr ... 1881 Tr'.
you mean by better DAYS. madam. he
said, that have not always been a tramp
will reply yes but if Won mean by better
days that have ever had pleasanter sur
roundings than the present, or that l have
surrounded pleasanter things and he
blushed, Il will say emphatically that |
have not" and the good woman was so
pleased that she almost wanted to take him
as a permanent Loar6er.--Detroit Free
Press.
Why don't you go to work." asked the
woman who came to the door in response to
Meanderipg Mikes knock.
Madame, was the reply, II do work.
came all the way from town here. An how
did do ity Walked. Lifted up one foot and
set it down an then done the same with the
other, an repeated this operation over and
over again.
Dear me- exclaimed the woman, catching
her breath.
''Ihets the trouble with mankind. Teller
creatures is too much misunderstood. IF 1
hedn't stopped ter enughten ser mind. don't
doubt yed hev gone ter yer dyin moment
maginin ther guvm furnished us fellers
with free bicycles, w aShington Star.