The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-11-17
BRINGING HUBBY AROUND.
There Are Various Ways, and Some
-: of Them Are Ingenious. -;

100 :.
It.was at a:sWeH dinner party. and two little
women smiled knowingly across the table at
each other. AS soon as dinner was over. they
rushed into:la quiet. corner and demanded
simultaneously: 49,: =: ~.
s. "Teh me how you ever induced your husband
to. bring you?'' ~: -
!: @. i. on earth didsou manage to make him
cemePn :. j.:
80. hadn't much trouble this time modest
ly replied thewoman lii green and black "Yeu
know my husband always reads his paper at
the breakfast table, =. +:
H. eQi course, but what on. earth-.-'
Had tbatto do with ItG A great deal. You
see. he always ans wers 'hl'tln1' to anything 1
say, SOL just determ thed 10 :+urn that habit To
account. The morning thar This invitailon
came: i tested him :Wlrh several randoIn%it-
Marks and hHdfng him absorbed said: Blythe
way, dear, here d. an: inRi alton TO dine With
Marie on tie 10Th. Il suppose We: acsept?
m hhgf' was tue repsY and ! SAID no more" -.
Eyes, i know, bat Ifnade III my pre- parations,
aud WHEN this evening came laid all i1s things
ready. When he came h@me he was thunder-
STRUCK, and Though 1 reminded him thai he
had leld me; to accept, he declared that he
knew hotbiDg. a bout tt;and flaliy refused Eogo.
Then l:get MY fTatilng gun In position. I'm
so s0Ny, GeaT,'- / said. But as I thought we
werB going out allowed .rhe cook to5Spend:the
eve hing with lfes mother and there isn't d
hing TO eat ~ the house., He :mHtteted some
lHtnR AD0ul:a:re restaurant, But enQeu Dy making
his tnifet, andhere We are" she. added Triumph:
anlfy. ~ ]: :: :'.i -;
How awffHy bright Of you aud how nice
you. are looking. If. that scheme isu't COPY
.righea mght Try it;rays9lE some time"
.>.t.coodness. no; use IT, If youllke. 1t will be
perfectly 'safe-our husbands don't belong TO
the same club But you *haVen't told me yet
how you man aged TO Genls.'' -; ;*
I: VERY true. i had rather a hard time OF ia
second wife always does; you see, her husband
rs versed in: all the. ordinary feminine wfies.
aud 'sh must always be original .i-tried coax
Ing T. arS, threats. everything, for ma ANNA had
brought me this gown from Paris and was de-
|. T. rm,ued to show III II II landed me in the d.
Vorcer couTt.n. -: e.
*''oI course. you were. Sleeves like that. are
woFthi". ~: = 80 = =:
: Yes: 1 took twenty-four. hours TO think 1t
eyers then an idea occurred to me. You know
Tom is lawfully sensitive In regaTd:to the diffeu-
enpe in our ages, SO The next day allowed him
10 find mein flood of,;teaIs. Naturally he de-
manded to know the cause. Al first refused
10 tell, but finally sobbed out. that it was be-
cause people wers saving such cruel things of
me. What things? He was furious. They
they say that LIN ashamed TO be seen any
where with you':because yOu--yOu are so old!
AID IT isn'c.Jrue at air.: He was quiet for a
minute or two. Then. in a queer voice. he
s. Id. BY The way.,you were speakiug Of an
invitation 70 dine with the Swellstyles yester-
day, weren't you? Well, find that can man
for thai evelifng, so you had b tier accept 4"
: $50 you merely did as you were bid, after
Exactly. Mercy do look at Clara over
there She is actually wearing her wedding
dress again. H-Daty Tribune, Chicago