The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1894-02-07

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healthy.
a woman is as old as she looks" The
princess of Wales is forty-nire years old
and looks but thirty.
When good idea strikes musician it
is only proper that he should make q note
of it.-Buffslo Courier.
He-"My love will have no ending, dear
She-"Now. l say, George, aren't you going
to marry me, after aHP'-Yonkers States
man.
Adele-"Would you marry a man simply
because he's rich? Mabelle-"No hut I
would try very hard to love him. "-Atlsnta
Journal.
a street car conductor knows what the
wild waves are saying when he sees a
woman wave her -Binghamton
Republican.
They say Brown has taken the lecture
PLATFORM Shouldn't wonder take any
thing he can lay his hands on."-Atlanta
Constitution.
Wife--I wonder what became of that
angel cake I made Yesterday Husband
IL gave it TO poor boy for foot ball"
New York Journal.
Teacher-'What is the feminine OF man.
Thomas" Thomas-'Woman Teacher
And the feminine of gentleman Thomas
Wnhesitatinglyl-"Du Dude. Puck.
No need to read the weather news
Just pawn your heavy coat
And you'll know that then a blizzard
VIII be straightway set afoat.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Mrs. farley says that her husband is A
commercial traveller, and such is one
of the most prominent scenters Of trade in
the country.-Rochester Democrat
Today bought her a robe of fur,
And praising ~ now ] hear her.
She was dear to me when ! courted her,
But by Jove, as wife, she's dearer.
New York Press.
They were playing foot ball on roller
skates at Spokane. Wash. The way they
play il in the effete East is not fatal
enough for the wild and woolly Washing
tonans
\ travelling Russian hypnotist attempted
TO influence few subjects i'm a Milwaukee
saloon over the telephone from Chicago
He lacked faith in the hypnotizing quail
ties of Milwaukee beer.
Mrs BONANZA AIackay Of San Fran
cisco and Paris. principally Paris, paid
NIeissonier, the French artist, $4,000 to paint
her portrait. This is said TO be the largest
sum ever paid for a portrait.
''.Iim. what is steam, anyhow Its a
sort Of waporous sweat wot the millions of
hanmalcula wots in the water throws off
in their hanguish at bein scalded to death"
"wot gilly L am! 1 might ha' knowed
as much Life.
The island Of Madagascar has been for
years the most important and fruitful
field OF English missionary endeavor. IT
contains 1900 congregational churches and
many of these had martyrs in earlier days
who still piously remembered.
They have a novel way of enforcing the
payment of taxes i'm Saxony. At Burg
stadt the proprietors of cafes and beer
shops are not allowed to serve those de-
linquent in the payment of their rates and
taxes, under a penalty of A heavy fine
Glibby-"A man can never make any
thing out of politics unless he's a hog"
Gabby-'I don't know. I've been in poll
made anything? Oh. well. there are al
ways exceptions. you know" - Boston
Transcript.
Emma Marwedel, who died some weeks
ago in San Francisco, was one of the first
German teachers of the kindergarten who
came to this country when Elizabeth Pea
body called for missionaries in this field.
In 1876 she went TO California, where in
Los Angeles she made her home up to the
time of her death.
Fred J. V. Skif. who was chief of the
department of mines and mining at the
worlds fair, has been selected as perma-
DeuL OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Oh the 0Oluulpldn
museum of Chicago at a salary of $500 a
year. Mr.. Skiff was formerly a Kansas
boy, and that is why he is so successful
in padding his own skin."
Bull fighting is to be carried on in Mexico
under the protection of the government.
The funds received by the government will
be used to prosecute the great drainage
works of the valley of Mexico. The City
of Mexico will be granted the concession
which will then be sub-let to a private
party for 30 per cent. royalty.
Miss Trella Foltz-Toland, a western ac-
tress. makes it a practice to uncheck
horses that she finds standing in the street
with their heads strained back by the mod
ern halter known as the check rein. For
a similar work in Kansas she received a
letter of thanks from the president of the
Kansas City humane society. She has been
arrested once.
Saco. Me-, is having a lovely divorce trial.
The defendant is a minister who, when he
returned from a Sunday fishing trip and
was met with the remark: You are an
angel, amt your" replied, Yes, am, and
/ have been blessed with mother-in-law.
a father-in-law and a brother-in-law." His
better half was dipping hot corn out of
the cooking pot and she thereupon pelted
him with the steaming ears and beat him
with the long spoon.
Baltimore is applauding A young fireman,
Frederick Zallinhoffer. who CALAMITY res
cued an aged negress from the third story
of a burning building. He stood In the
window of the second story and told her
to hang from the third and drop on his
shoulders. The smoke and flame were
pouring out and she became ratified and
dropped on him with such force that both
went to the pavement He fell underneath
and thereby saved her from serious injury,
while he was hut slightly hurt