The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-04-04
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ing in Texas.
- The religion of Christ does every
thing for man that he cannot do for
himself.
1t is easier to enrich ourselves
with thousand virtues than to cor
rect ourselves of a single fault.
DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup takes the
lead of all cough preparations on our
shelves. Carpenter & Palmeter,
jamestown, N. Y. sN
- "In the matter Of family, sighed
the poor man, who had married,
widow with nine children, II seem to-
have bitten off more than / can shoe.
"A little girl who was looking at
peacock for the first time grew enthu-$
siastic. "Oh, mamma" she said,
"hasn' t it got beautiful hustle
Every single action Of our life
carries in it's train either reward or
a punishment, however little disposed
we are to admit that such is the case.
1t takes seven days after death,
according to Siamese belief, for the
soul to reach heaven, and prayers are
kept up during that period to help it
on its way.
- The man who gets mad at what
the newspapers say about him should
return thanks three times day for;
what the newspapers know about him
and don't say.
Observations recently made un-
der the auspices of the Australian
a<gernment, prove that there are
places in the Mediterranean sea that
are over three miles deep.
Ministers may not be allowed TO;
carry their politics into the pulpit,
but they are surely called upon to-
teach their people to carry religion
into their politics.
Tommy said his teacher, on
the first day Of school, s'havc y ou for
gotten all you know ?" "Well, re-
piled Tommy, doubtfully, "I don't
exactly know all I have forgotten. 5
Father-"You don't seem to be-
lieve ir the adage Business before
pleasure. >" Son-"Of course I don t.
Father-.'You ought to; it's Gu ex-.
cellent one." Son-"Aw, pop, como
off. Doesn't a fellow always court y
girl q long time before he goes to see
her father p
We may not be able to win,
friends or to hold them, but every one
of us ought to be able to be friend
unfailingly. Friendship consists in
loving rather than being loved, and
the measure Of our worth in friends
shin is in our faithfulness as friends.
"A young doctor said toa girl,
"Do you know, dear, I have a heart
affection for you z" ''Have you had il
lung ?" she coyly inquired: Oh,
yes, I feel I will liver troubled life
without you," he responded. Then
you had better asthma" she mur-
INJURED.
Several wise men are discussing
the question of ''greater freedom for
the girls AS they do pretty much
as they please now and make the mem
do what they want besides, what does
this greater freedom movement mean
Are the ladies going to wear wider
sleeves.
tsP,+ no,o ~ vailed the young
woman, "you can have no idea how he
loves me. He is willing to die Tor me
this very minute" "Well, said the:
old man, scratching his head, thought
fully, "i don't know as have any
objection to that. ! was afraid ne
wanted to marry you"
"A maiden lady, suspecting that
a female servant was regaling her beau
upon the cold mutton in the larder,
called Betty, and inquired whether.
she did not hear some one speaking.
with her down stairs. "Oh, mo-,
ma am" replied the girl. "It was
only me singing psalm. o9.
may amuse yourself, Betty replied
the maiden, with psalms, but lets have
no 'hims'."
"A lecturer resently asked dra-
matically "Can any one in this room.
tell me Of perfect man 2 There was
silence for a moment. "Has any.
one" he continued, "heard of a per-
feet woman 2" Then patient little
woman in a black dress rose from a.
back seat and answered "There was
one--I've often heard Of her, but she.
is dead now. She was my husband 8
first wife
"A boy named James Hawkins,
living near Casey, Illinois, was in
duced by a gang Of rowdies to drink a.
large quantity Of alcohol. They
thought it would be fun to see him
drunk. Shortly after the boy -died-
from the effects, and the man who
gave him the alcohol was arrested and
placed under bond of $500 for man
slaughter.
At the New York Woman's Hos.
pital they say that boys weigh from,
eight to 20 ounces more than girls at.
birth. The weight Of the average ba..
by boy is seven pounds, while that OF
the wee sweet sister is only six and q.
quarter pounds. Boys are more deli,
cate, harder to raise and "crosser
than the girl babies, who only want
regular meals and prompt attention to
grow stroug, beautiful, lovable and
sunny hearted.
DO not be discouraged at the
duties that seem so great before you.i
They may seem great little way OF,
but somehow they always diminish or
vanish altogether as We come near
them. Some one has said duties and.
difficulties are like the nightmare-as
soon as you stir, they vanish. Learn
to look on the bright side, and you
will be surprised at the number of
things that will turn up to help you.
The greatest natural wonder Of
Hawaii, if not in the entire world, is
Lake Dana, or Dana Lake, body Of
molten lava 10 miles in circumference.
To the sightseer the surface of this
wonderful lake appears as if it were
sea of red hot water dashing against
the cliffs which surround it on all
sides to height averaging 100 feet.