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The man with two cork legs wa.
In n bad humor because he couldn't &c
skating, and he growled when he
handed his fare to the street car con.
ductor.
well, it is pretty hard" admitted
the conductor, but you have one al
vantage"
sd like to know what it is
You are never troubled with cold
feet"
perhaps not in the day time" he
admitted grudgiugly, but i am al
night"
"oh. come off, protested the con
ductor.
It's true, l tell you," he said
sharply.
Get out; you havn't any feet to ge'
cold"
Possibly not, but my wife has, nnc
the conductor rang up seven fares be,
fore he recovered from tho shock
Detroit Free Press.
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ANOTHER WEAVER STORY,

Reported That he Will Remove ia coun.
Gil Bluffs and Run for Congress.
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Ia, May 26.-Ths
statement is made on apparently reli,
able authority that General James B.
Weaver of Des Moines will shortly re.
move to this city with the intention OF
being u candidate for congressiona
honors from the Ninth district.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

The Southern Minnesota High SchooI
league, composed of F%aribault, Mortified
and Owatonna, held it's field sports a
Faribault. Faribault carried off the ban
Ger, winning twelve points out of sixteen
events.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

A Kilkenny cat war is on among the
newspaper men OF Glenwood. w. O. Wal
lace OF the Herald was arrested for com
hitting an assault aud battery upon p. A
kroshus of the journal. Business rivalr,
Is the. clnSe.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

The midsummer meeting of the South.
western Editorial association will be held
Mt Adrian on June l2. E.. {. Huntington
of the Winona Reporter is president OF
tho association and John KING of the
Adrian Democrat. secretary.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02
Kansas City.

KANSAS CITY. May es.
Cattle-Native steers, SO. SSagi. 20; cows
aud %licifers, $3.00@3,6o; stoclers aud feed
ers, s3lo93.Su; calves, 81 0OQl7.U 90.
Hogs-Hcavy, $4.55(d4. 10; medium,
81. 5O94.G0; light, 81 50G4 90.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

In I745 DR.. Watson stretched q wir.
cross the Thames and sent an electric
shock through it from one observer to
anosher. He was accused Of witchcrafl
and had much trouble in proving his
innocence.
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Presidential, Nominations.

WASHINGTON, May a5.-Thepresident
today sent to the senate the following
nominations:
Observation-Disclosures Marcns
Hamilton.
Kansas-John Whalen, Lincoln.
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BORDEN MINERAL LAND CASE
Tho Judgment In Favor of tho Railroad
Company Rcvcrsed.

Ahp e tl ' = AZ
Company Reversed.
WASHINGTON, May 26.-The long
pending and now famous "Borden min.
eral land case" was decided by the SUI
preme court of tho United States to.
day. The judgment of the circuit
court in favor of the rail-
road company is reversed and thu
case remanded with instructions tic en-
ter Judgment in compliance with tho
Judgment of the supreme court. JUS
tice Brewer dissented from the judge
ment of the court,
Small Boy think I'd be a better
boy if had a pony like Richie Rich's
Father-Better. how?
Well, I'd be more charitable.
More charitable, eh?
Yes, wouldn't feel SO glad when
Riches pony runs away with him.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02
Minneapolis.

NINSEArOlI9 alay ~
Wleat-closing: May, 57sc; July,
b71sc; September, t4s5c; on track, No
hard, coke; M. l northern, 500; No. .
northern, 573c.
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Postmaster at Orange CITY.

WASHINGTON, May 2s.-The President
Today SEM to the senate the following
neutrality-suspicious.:
Town, d. j. Deck, Orange CITY,
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Anybody can.ddb usipcss wien

Anybody can>do business when bust
ness is booming, but in'times like thes
only tho long heated, neryy men malo
the moncyiby getting the trade. Will
his timid rivalA are moaning over dull
times and creeping into their shells
the man of pluck is putting his mos
catchy aud advertising work into til.
local papers, and making his stock lool
as much like tho worlds fair did as hi
space and material viii! permit.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

A German has invented a safe that,
On its lock being tampcred with. throws
open its doors, seizes and drags and
ocks in the burglar and holds him in
.eadiness to be conducted to police
SQUIRT in the morning. A Connecticut
a is experimenting with n set of
books for the use of county officers,
which, as soon us fraudulent entry is
made in them, will. by means of n clever
electrical contrivancc, sound an alarm
N the police headquarters.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Hon. William e Lee OF Todd county has
been appointed successor to D.. f. Myers
rs superintendent Of the state rcforma-
Tory at St. Cloud.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

A woman in Ohio. utilized the high
temperature of her phthisical husband
for sight weeks before his death by
using him as an incubator for hens
eggs. She took a number of eggs and,
wrapping each one in cotton batting.
laid them alongside the body of her
husband in the bed, he being unable to
resist or move q limb. Fifty was the
number of eggs first used as an ex
pertinent, and after three weeks she
was rewarded with forty-six lively
young chickens.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Mr.. Richfello-What a peachy com
piexion Miss Beautti hasI'
Rival Belle-You do her injustice.
.eally, MIR. Richfello. Her face isn'tss
gerry iuzzy-except on her upper lip.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Good pencil cedar is getting SO scarce
that the great firm Of Fabcr 6 Co. have
begun to cultivate forests Of cedar
(Juniperus Virginiana) IN Germany.
AT Schloss Stein there is q cedar forest
which covers thirteen acres, and the
head of the firm has, for many years,
maintained nurseries and plantations
Of cedars on his land in Bavaria, GROVE
from seed which he imported from
Florida.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Gold, silver and copper were known
to the Greeks in the time of Homer,
but oxen were still the standard by
which other things were estimated.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Bishop Blyth, the Anglican bishop OF
Jerusalem, asserts in his annual report
that ''about 100, 900 Jews have entered
Palestine during the last few years, OF
whom IS, 900 have come within the last
seven years, mud the arrival of a vastel
host is imminent No one can, he says.
possibly forecast the extent of Jewish
immigration to Palestine within the
next seven years.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Man is scientifically defined as forty.
live pounds OF carbon and nitrogen
Infused through i've buckets Of water.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Ernest Perry, late editor of the Worth
ington Globe. died at Sibley, H., o.
Bright's disease.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Tho Lawrencevillo district of Pitts
burg has made another expectation o,
Hungarians, Italians aud Slavs to tn.
cotton plantations of Texas. TIL,
crowd numbered 200, which makes 7ot
already sent from one district alone
and tho third expectation from Law
%renceville in three months.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

The horn of the rhinoceros Is mo-
Joined to the bone OF the head, but grows
on the skin like a wart or corn.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

BY way of showing how Mrs. Grundy
Ism fourishes wherever the British hae
flies. a reader ut Napier, New Zealand
sends Labouchere's Truth a copy OF TIL,
now bathing bylaw which has beet
promulgated there. One provis' on is
as follows: Every person. bathing il
tho SOM or in any river or other waite,
within, or within one mile of, the
boundaries of tho borough of Napier,
shall be attired in q decent and proper
bathing dress, extending from the
shoulders to the knees, no white o,
flesh color or net garments to DO worn.'
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Every column of Il newspaper con
tains from 5000 to 20,:joI distinct piece,
of metal, according to the size of tbs
paper and type. The displacement OF
one of them means an error. IL it any
wonder that errors occur?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

In the election on the location of tho
sounty seat in Jackson county Jackson
won by 80 votes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Jones-Why on earth did you lie,
your daughter learn the piano?
smith Well, you see, sho didn',
know what to do with her hands
Dorfbarbier, Vienna.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Liverpool has just extended its boun,
iaries, taking i'll several suburban dis.
tricts, and is now the second larges,
city in the British empire.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Haverley--Do you ever give your
seat to Il lady i'll a crowded cur?
Austcn-Never.
lIaverley-Why, now 1 think Of 1t, !
saw you do SO, last night.
Austen-Shc wasn't u lady. She
never even thanked mo.-New York
World.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

How sweet and pleasant it is in the
country these days. How many thous-
ands of farmers boys who went with
bright eyes and quick steps toward the
rities in recent years, now are looking
lougingly toward the old farm and con-
graduate themselves that the old folks
at least are not out of a job. The farm
has its pleasant features MS we'll as its
advantages and never were these adj
vantages better than they are today.
In almost any other field of human en-
deavor great fortunes have already
been lost and others nre shriveling
hourly, but the sur still shines bene-
hcently upon the farmer. Tho grain
turns to gold, the cattle fatten on a
thousand hills and time steps lightly
as when he treads on flowers.
The song of the harvest is full of
buoyancy and the prospect for fun ut
the pairing bee is just as alluring as if
there we're no panic among the banks,
90 white haired old men sacrificing
their fortunes to maintain their COM
nercial regulations, no proud women
shuddering lest they have to fall from
| sheir pinnacle. While that omnipo-
lent law remains that "In the sweat of
thy face shalt thou eat bread" farming
will continue to be honorable and those
who WI the land and work it will
have reason to "bless the day they
:ame that way, to plow and SOW, to
reap and NOW, and be u farmers boy"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

There was a general falling off in the
customs and excise duties collected in
all the british Australasian colonies
during last year with the sole excep-
tion of New Zealand. In New Zealand
the revenue increased SO per cent. In
New South Wales it decreased 1875
per cent, in Victoria 1920 per cent, in
South Australia 1851 per cent, in
Western Australia 10. 81 per cent, in
Tasmania 9.74 per cent, and in Queens
land Q. SO per cent.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02
In some part. of siberi. there are

In some parts OF SIBERIA there are
various tribes who live principally on
what they can obtain by hunting.
During several months in the year the
hills and plains IRE covered with a deep
snow and the only way the people can
travel from ono place to another is by
means Of sledges drawn by dogs and
re ndeer. The inhabitants of this re-
gion are strong and hardy. capable OF
enduring hardships that would be fatal
70 others. They are experts in the use
of tho bow aud arrow. with which
they kill their game and also defend
themselves from the bears and wolves
by which they are often attacked. liz
the long winter nights they amust
themselves by playing cards and chess
Their chessmen, which they form from
che teeth of wild animals, are elabo
ratley carved in the most curious pat
\erns.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Helen-I would like to do something
that would make him miserable for life
Florence-Why don't you marry him,
pet?-Chicago Inter Ocean.
T~utor-Under what name do you des'
ignate the science of legislation as chr
ried or, say, in congress?
Student promptly = Pneumatics-
Chicago Record.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Wife-Why, dear, you don't play
poker, do you?
Husband (sadlyl-Those who ough,
to know say that ! don't-New York
Journal.
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Speaking of bereavement, Jones
afflrms that no death ever affected him
so sadly us that of his wife's first hus.
~band.-Salem Gazette,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

KearAey is to have a cob pipe factory.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

When the hands Of a clock are ar
rested they stop doing time. 1t Is
quito different with a man.-Yonkcrs
Statesman.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

Letter carriers may be seen collecting
letters at midnight, but this hoes not
explain why some late males don't ar
rive till near NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Times.
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south Dakota Sunday School conyent,o.

South Dakota Sunday School C%onventio.
HURON, S. D., May 2s.-On Wednes
day aud Thursday, June 6 and Z, viii.
be held the twentieth annual conven
ton of the South Dakota Sundaj
School association, in Miller. For thi;
gathering the various railways will
give II reduced rate OF one and one fifth
fare for the round trip, and the people
of Miller and st. Lawrence will provide
free entertainment for all who attend
| Many prominent Sunday school work
ers will be present and many questions
| of interest to the cause Of Christianity
will be discussed. Those expecting tc
attend are asked to send their names
to Rev. Vim. Bates at Miller, who will
provide places Of entertainment fos
them. The address of welcome will be
given by Prof. G. L. Plnkham of Miller
response by Hon. A. N. VanCamp OF
| Highmore, president of the association
Miss Rural-Young Richncres is
home again.
Mrs. Rurnl-Has he been to college?
Miss Rural guess SC. He has u
broken nose and one eye gone.
Miss Bclletield-I always turn down
the gas when Mr.. Sappy calls.
Miss Bloomfield--Why is that? Are
you engaged to him?
Oh, no;5but we don't need the gas.
Mr.. Snppy is lighthcaded himself
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegrnph.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

~Cholly-Do you think it taxes nine
tailors to make u man.?
Algy-Not at NIL, provided he has
credit with onc!-Hnrper's Bazaar.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

An exchange tells chow to make a
fountain pen work satisfactorily" An.
other way is to give 1t to one of your
enemies.-Texas Siftings.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

In China no feature of society i,
more curious than the relation between
master and servant. If the servant bt
Of the military class he is admitted t.
tho intimate society of his master, bu
never assumes q liberty. At dinnes
having taken his place with the utmos'
humility, he takes part in the CONVEX
sntion, addressing freely not only hi,
master but guests Of the highest rank
To M acquainted with the customs o,
Chinese society, the master and ssrv
n would appear to be upon perfectly
equal terms. AS soon as the meal i,
ovrr, however, the scrvant retires with
the most profound obeisance and defer
ence. and in 40 way will he venture tc
use his peculiar privilege until the
proper occasion permits.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-06-02

There are now more than 5000 steam
sagines used for the transport service
ON highways in Great Britain. TIL.
fact wa stated by Lieutenant Colone
Templer, ut the Royal United Servic
institution, some days ago, in a lectur
advocating the use of steam transpor
for army purposes. He said that es
tensive experiments had shown that
train Of wagons "a on the best roads
make bet fifteen to twenty miles a day
while a traction engine can transpor
the same train sixty to seventy miles ,
day, and at less cost. Horses sooner O
later give out, but the engine can keel
right on day after day, under all cir
eumstancea. The 5000 engines men
toned are, Of course. used for a grea'
variety Of work, mainly about farms
besides simple transport There arr
$1,000 miles Of turnpike road in Grea'
Britain.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-08-30
LABOR DAY.
Arrangements Made for Proper
Local Celebration.


Next Monday will be Labor day, and under
the recent act of Congress 1t will be a national
holiday. In consequence the public schools
and municipal offices will be closed. The day
Will not be allowed to pass by the labor organ.
izatiOns of the city without a proper celebra-
ton. What makes the day one of more than
usual importance is that it is the first time IN
the history of the United States that it has been
national holiday.
not yet completed, but arrangements have
already been made for parade and literary
and musical exercises, winding up with an
entertainment and ball. w. j. b. Mackay,
grand marshal OF the parade, and he announces
that he will endeavor 20 have all the industrial
organizations OF the city and vicinity and
military and semt-military bodies as we'll
represented. The line of march and other
minor details have not yet been arranged, but
II Is understood that the parade Will go up
market street TO Montgomery. thence TO Cali
ward.
The exercises of the day will take place
IN METROPOLITAN Temple, on Fifth street.
Carleton Il. johnson will preside, and the
following is the programme for the day:
Overture. by members of Musicians Pro-
tectlve Union, under direction of E. E.
SchmitZ; Introductory remarks, President
OF the Day G. FL. Johnson; GRAFTON, La
Dor Day. James 81. Barry, orator of the
day; song, Miss Kenna Roberts, accom-
panied by Professor Martin Schultz; "The
Employees of the Common Carrier" An
drew Furuseth original poem, written by
/. ID. Matthias. to be read by Miss Lottie
GRADER; music, orchestra; 1.-The Labor
Movement of the World" j. ii. Andrews;
finale, orchestra.
An entertainment and ball will he given
IN the evening at Turn Verein Hall on
Turk street, near Hyde.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-08-30

days proceedings Attorney Heynemann, to
whom is accredited the discovery of this
CORRESPONDENCE, came in for wholesome
roasting at the hands of Mrs. John Mar
tin. This somewhat eccentric woman not
only accused him of holding out the letters
on her, but even of holding them against
the recpient, Andrew Crawford. by way
of blackmail.
The consequence was that after dreary
days work the letters were no more in
evidence than at the close of the previous
day, when it was decided by Judge CoffeV
that they were relevant and material to
the issue upon proper Identification. At
torneys on the other side. anxious 10 pre-
vent their introduction, were Jealous in
deed in their almost superhumau efforts
to raise fresh points of law and Judge
Coffey's patience, albeit of a semi-divine
character. was not proof against the
almost direct contempt shown to his
judicial mandate.
AS soon as the curtain rang up 1t was
agreed that Attorney L. E. Phillips should
appear on the record as one of the assOci-
ate counsel for John Martin Jr instead of
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-08-30
AGAINST IMPROVING.
Property Owners Who Protest
Against Street Work.

Property Owners Who Protest
Against Street Work.
The proper pigeon.hoe for such things in the
Supervisors office was stocked up yesterday
with protests against a number OF the recently
ordered street improvements.
Property-owners on COllingwood street, be-
tween Seventeenth and Eighteenth, were par
tcularly caustic about the proposed bituminiZ-
ing and granite curling of that thorOughfare.
The protest declares that Seventeenth street,
which CollingwOod street adioins, Is not yet on
The official grade, and the work, If done now,
will have TO be changed when the grade is
properly made and. besides, "our street is In
very good condition and was only shortly
| raised twelve feet" The Supervisors are ad-
vised that they had "better look after streets In
the center OF the city, and when it comes our
turn we will not object" etc.
Inc protest goes on TO say: While it is
no doubt big bonanza to the contractors
in the present depressing times, yet, as
some OF you know, finances are not in so
hattering state as TO permit of SO gre
an outlay as to money in these hard times.
The cost of the work will be great hard
| ship. COllingw0Od street is now used ex-
| tensively by the heavy teams from ad ia
! cent Quarrles, and even if said work is
done it would be of very little service"
| A protest is also filed against the change
of grade of Fremont street and Bryant
| and Harrison. A number of property
! owners on Hoff avenue. between Sixteenth
| and Seventeenth streets, object to the as
| seSsment for improving that thoroughfare.
| They declare that the avenue has not been
| laid out on correct lines.
On the other hand a petition has been
! filed asking change of grade of Tilden
street, from Epstein to South Broderick
and at the point of intersection with PARK
| Hill from S26 to 32S feet above base.
j. j. OConnor filed notice that he had
assigned to George d. Clark his contract
for improving Drumm street from Clay &c
Oregon. and Oregon from Drumm to Dayi:
and Washington in The same limits.