New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-26
THE TALK or TIE DAY.


The three branches OF the japanese Army Ia
active territorial and national. the Joblsun
the Kobgaun and the Kokumigun. II is surprising
under the circumstances. that China didn't know
it was loaded.-NewHa Palladium.
She Would Do--"I have got new cook" said
Mr. Subbubs. but she Acknowledges iha, she only
knows how to cook ham and eggs and make cup
oh that doesn't matter" answered the wife
"She will be gone before X Ia time 10 cook dinner
anyway."-Qndanapo.s Journal
ICY" Warman, the poet, who is responsible for
Sweet Marie" in Interview with Chicago re-
porter observed that there were people who al.
fected to prefer his BE Nearer Ne. Lucille" or his
Gambler Coser. Clara" but FOR his part he liked
best THE poem with the hard. round shiny bones 10
IT,: whereupon he produced a wallet containing .
quarterly statement OF his royalties Sweet
Marie" showing that for July, August and Septen-
Der they would exceed 5000.
We are told that Rudyard Kpling who IS Just
back at his Vermont villa. has pie for breakfast
IL is himself instead OF New En- gland that should
wear the pie bet.-Boston Journal
The esprit de corps OF Kentuckians has become
proverbial. Among themselves no State compares
with their own in general excellence In material
spiritual and educational advantages. Chicago
man discussing this popularity is reported by TIE
Inter Ocean OF that city to have told Of being u
Lexington soon after Garfeld's death. They wess
talking OF the bungling Of the surgeons one OF ~
loungers in the hotel demonstrating against the ter.
rible treatment and its results.
We'll, Kentucky surgeon would have done no
better" said the Chicagoan
You arc right, sah" replied the other Ken
lucky surgeons know nothing about treating wounds
In the back. sah.'
The reports OF the war between China and Japan
may at times be confctng but one thng Is r Ger
about Corea than they ever knew before-The sai'
timore American
Another use for aluminium has been tried 10
Russia The mitres OF the bishops are being made
OF the metal. The Metropolitan OF Kasan has such
a mtre. as has also the one OF kieh y ml'n
OF aluminium weighs only a little more than
pound. while the ordinary mitres are five or az
times as heavy.
TO THE HON. JOSIAH QUINCY
or your honors weary grown. great josiah.
You've shown n disposition 10 retire;
You have had your little snap
In distributing the pap, ,,..,
And you worked II 10 the bone, y, Josian'
For the time you had cinch. great Josiah;
And your too one-sided clinch reused TIC Nv
OF the ones who wished a try
AT the big official pie: 49,,
But who couldn't get pincn' ~ Josia"'
1t is true your path grew rough. great Josiah
And you've had a screening tough III t"e nv
Your appointments made FOR YOU
But It's Just as surely true . q r,st.hi
That you know when you've enough: ", nisr
-lBostOn Tra'ene''
Maine soldier tells THE Portland HApe
how he got a tidb!t while his regiment was ma'N-
ing along hot and dusty road In southern i.".
sy!vania. Orders very strict AGAINST ioras's
but In spite OF them soldier suddenly sprahs os'
OF the ranks In pursuit OF fat gooo.er s'aHs 49,
among the sumach bushes on the roadside' -
turkey started OF In a hurry, with the man 80.
him. Major Brown called out angr.ly: "ha'' 49,
do you mean. Haiti. A few hurried steps sh' w.
soldier laid the turkey low with blow n0m :.
rifle barrel There dun yer he exclaimed
picked II up. IL reckon you'll understand tns ""'-
the major says halt. he means halt
Binaway-And young Blower the fellow Vim. wsH 10
arouse the country. Whatever became OF him. lat
Stadehome- Manufacturing alarm clocks INC '-''
We heard.-(Buralo Courier.
THE Picture Magazine" OF New-York, puoism' ~.
the Page Publishing Company. is nove'y !" a.
country. II resembles the English periodia " "A
same name somewhat. but Is rather hanas'm
better edited. 1t sells for 5 cents copy or " W..
per annum. though 1t consists OF twenty iaise -
equal to forty regular magazine pages ana IN. -.
TENDER number contains eighty illustrations -
are gathered from every conceivable source Jus
being. evidently. TO illustrate anything ana ~
thing that is ODD. beautiful amusing. prac'iea' Z"
structive.
This Is fish story told by strict prohlowsi sss.
of good repute among his neighbors Va w fhe
hickon II took my light tackle and went w nv
Wissahickon." says the story-teller, taxnd 8
luck with the catfish on Friday last ,,ss Wers
shady nook sat down and cast my line; br rssied
few and far between and after um ,s.am' An
in my line and sat idly watching the streanE vas
old speckled hen on the other side OF tne ssrch Of
iesurely pattering about the waters III s,nrhan nee
a meal. Suddenly noticed a slight os s.Se head
in the water a few feet below the men. ,he sur.
face for an Instant and then disappears. ,,ash .
Interested. All at once there was .ackies The
dutter Of wings and series or Iouu eaSak The
snapper had the hens leg In his strong root OF
hen with her remaining leg cntcheu w. tug OF
tree overhanging the water Then canh before she
let 10 Of the root. The snapper weh wen Seneath the
moment later the hen Disappeared
surface. philadelphia Record
A Cincinnati man describes for repo'.e ssx 70.
Enquirer" Of that city. a novel sign' Nv ., pine
Gently at q mill devoted to making P"p which
tree pulp II was invited to select - 'orning.
I did, and II was cut down for me IN VI" NJ ysrious
I watched It during the day undergoi.s Iock that
processes of paper-making. ana d. rortion
evening the tree was paper. At midn's"' rrintns
of II was sufficiently dry TO be taken " Jennings
office. and few Of the copies OF the hens tree
paper were printed on this product 49, hours y
10 a printed newspaper In twenu''N'
probably the best time on recoT~