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The times., 1894-05-11
Friday. Nav 4.

Fruit growers in the vicinity of Fennville
anticipate a full crop this season.
Ottawa county citizens will meet at
Grand Haven May 10 to decide whether or
not local option shall be submitted to the
voters of the county.
Receiver Stone of the Central Michigan
Savings bank has declared another divi-
dend of per cent, payable May 10. This
makes total dividend of 36 per cent.
The Flint and Pere Marquette Railroad
company has taken up all the options
bargained for on it's right of way through
Monroe county last fall, and paid the
farmers nearly $1,000.
The times., 1894-05-11
Three Died In a Well.

PLEASANT HILL, Mo-, May 1.-Two
sons and daughter-in-law of Sam
Cannon. who lives near Cockrell, in
Jackson county, We're killed by foul air
while cleaning out an old well. The
eldest of the boys went down into the
well and was asphyxiated by foul air.
The younger brother went to his rescue
and he, too. was overcome. The latter's
wife became hysterical when she saw
her husband was dead, jumped into the
well and was dead in few minutes.
The times., 1894-05-11
Saturday, May 3.

Ingham county fruit prospects were
never better.
There is considerable talk of Prohibit
ZIONIST Fourth of July celebration at Otter
Lake this year.
Mason will graduate class of II from
her high school June H. Three are boys
and eight are girls.
w. W. kinch's residence at Alma was
entered by burglars and $50 worth of jew
elry stolen.
William Trumbull Of Flint had his hand
badly lacerated while parting a couple of
CANNES which were having IA very bitter
fight
The times., 1894-05-11

ATHENS, May S.--Another severe
shock of earthquake was felt here and
in the Atalanta district. Passengers
on board the steamers traversing the
straits state that they distinctly saw
the earth trembling to such an extent
as to cause part of the Notifications of
Chalcis to fall.
The times., 1894-05-11
Emrloxment For coxeyltes.

SALT LAKE. May Nv. Fl. Reming
ton, who has returned from Pocatello,
saws he was authorized to state that
Fitzpatrick and Collins. the railroad con
tractors at Beatrice. Neb., will furnish
employment for every member of
Coxey's army carnped near here. The
men, who number over 400, will be paid
81. so per day
The times., 1894-05-11
Tuesday, May &.

Menominee is making desperate effort
to get an opera house.
Carsonvilles new woolen mill will be
ready for operations June /.
Coldwater has scarcely seen month for
several years without scarlet fever within
her borders.
The recently burned district in the bust
ness part of Burlington is being rebuilt
with better structures than before.
The doors of the last saloon in Water
vliet have been closed and the village will
now have to resort to the drug stores.
The times., 1894-05-11
Chicarn Livestock,

CATTLE-Receipts. 5000; in better de.
mand, a trfle firmer; prime to extra native
steers, $4 050l4 90; medium, S4 1904 80;
others, SO 7504 90: Texans, SO 40@3 90
HoGs-Receipts, 1900; slow, 50110c low
er; rough heavy, "a 25@4 S0 packers aad
mixed, S5 1905 Is; prime heavy and
butcher weights, S5 l5a5 20; assorted light,
s. 10@5 Is.
SHEET Receipts, 5000; in better de
mand, trife firmer; tops, sI 25@4 IS.
LAMDs-Tops, 81 15M5 25.
The times., 1894-05-11
Diay Isc congres-man Lease.

Topeka. May S.--There is talk here
of putting Mrs. Lease in nomination
for congressman-atlarge, although the
Populist leaders do not want to turn
down Congressman Harris. They are
willing, however, to give her the nom
ination in the Seventh district should
Jerry Simpson not make the race. Mrs
Lease is very much in earnest.
The times., 1894-05-11

WHEAT May, 57Hc; July, 5s9s@5s16c:
September, 59Mc
CORN May, 371sc; July, SOC; September,
40@40Ec.
OATs--May, 35c; June, 341sc; July,
3O1s@304c; September. 25AM253sc.
PoRK-May, Sl2 30; July, $l2 35.
May, So 40; July, 81 10; Septem-
ber S7 07l6.
RIBs-May. So Az; July, So a71S; Sep.
tember, So 351I.
The times., 1894-05-11
Monday, Nav z.

Paw Paw watercress gatherers have
shipped 800 cases of the stuff this spring.
The annual meeting of the State Fire
mems association will be held at Hastings
May 10 and II.
Over 40. 900 fruit trees have been planted
in Alpena, Altoona and Presque Isle coun-
ties this spring
The work on Jackson's new postofiice is
progressing rapidly. The contractor says
that it will be ready for occupancy about
Sept. !.
The times., 1894-05-11
Approved by the President.

WASHINGTON, May The president
has approved the act to protect birds
and animals in Yellowstone park and
to authorize the reconstruction of
bridge across the Niobrara river near
Niobrara, Neb.
The times., 1894-05-11
TIE MARKETS.


WHEAT--No. 2 red, 56hlc; July, 5s1sc
August, 592sc; No. 3 red, 54s4c; No.
white, 5714c. CoRN-No. 2, 431ac. OATS
No. white, 39c
The times., 1894-05-11

WHEAT May, 591(c; June, G01sc; July
61Ac; August, 629sc; December, 665Sc.
Conn May, 43lsc; July, 441Sc.
OATs-May, 3S5ac; June. 3sc; July
4O@4lc.
RyE--Nominal.
The times., 1894-05-11
Toledo.

WHEAT-Dull, lower; No. 2 cash and
May, 5GHc; July, 5Skc; August, Soc.
CORN-Dull, steady; No. 2 cash and
May, 39l4c; No. 2. 39c.
:, OATS, Quiet, steady; No. mixed, 35c;
No. white, 37c.
RyE-Dull; cash. SOC.
CL0vERsEED-Dull; prime cash, $5 co.
The times., 1894-05-11
Strictly Pure
White Lead

forms a permanent base for repaint-
ing and never has to be burned or
scraped off on account Of scaling
or cracking. It is always smooth
and clean. To be sure of getting
strictly pure white lead, purchase
any of the following brands:
Anchor" Morley
Eckstein,' "Shipman,"
Armstrong 4 Mcnslvy," Southern"
Beymer-Bauman," Red Seal"
"Davis-Chambers," Collier"
Fahnestock."
For CoLoRs.-National Lead Co.'s Pure
White Lead Tintng Colors, a one-pound can
to a 7s-pound keg Of Lead and mix your own
paints. Saves time and annoyance in matching
shades, and insures the best paint that 1t is pos
sible to put ON wood.
Send US a postal card and get our book on
paints und color-card free; It will probably save
you good many dollars.
NATIONAL LEADsCO.l
Chicago Branch,
State and Fifteenth Streets, Chicago.
The times., 1894-05-11
WONDERFUL CURES!l
MAJOR w. A. sIMrIELD. -

Blood Disease and Dyspepsia Cured.
Major Simfied says: II had Dyspepsia
ard Catarrh of the Stomach for many
years. To make matters worse | conttact-
ed Constitutional Blood Diroaec. My
bones ached. Blotches on the skin looked
horrible. ! tried sixteen doctors in all.
friend recommended Drs. Kennedy q
kcrEan. | began their New Method Treat
mpnt and in few weeks was n new man
with removed life and ambition. l can
not say too much for those scientific doc
tors who have been in Detroit for four
teen years. conversed with hundreds of
patients in their offices who we're being
curcd for different diseases. recommend
them as honest and reliable Physicians"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
He Reccnsidered His Intention.

A friend of the writer tells this story. He
says he was travelling in New Brunswick
one cold, stormy night this winter. Itwas
showing, and the wind was blowing furi-
ously.
He had driven long distance without
seeing house, and he knew it must be a
long way to village where accommoda-
tions for man and beast could be secured.
So he hailed with delight a rough farm
house by the roadside and drove up in front
and began to shout to the inmates.
1t seemed long time before there was
any sign of life, but at last chamber win
dow opened, and rough mans voice, with
good deal Of profanity intermingled, ask
ed what was wanted.
II want to stay here all night" said our
friend.
"Well, stay there and be ID to you.
You needn't wake everybody up in the
middle of the night" and down went that
window with smash.-Portland Express.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
MEAN.
MONTH. MAN.

There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such a stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
er need fear no sudden changes. little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and intlammations defiance. In cases of
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico rate is only 3 in 1000.
This is the lowest known record, and it
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent of consumptives is daily aug
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than the territorial average.
In New England the consumptive death
rate is rs cut of every 1000 of the com
munity; in Minnesota it 10 II, and
throughout the southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi-
gan and Minnesota, and the winter
temperature of southern Illinois, Indiana
and Tennessee. This, however, is only as
shown by the thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude fills one
with vivacity and health, and 80 strong is
the Influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclimation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself is a
great boon. Cases are on record of in
crease in tho chest measure of immi-
grants here of from four to seven inches
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. 1t is at the entrance
Of splendid canon, Astounding in natural
ruriosities. 1t is also the gateway of the
Pecos National park, where tsh anl game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places Of pic.
turesque and of historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal
ICE, first erected shortly after 1905, from
which the Spanish viceroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
ates from about ZIG; but it is full OF
interest, rs every room is consecrated by
he memory Of thrilling events. In this
building Gen. Lew Wallace wrote biz
famous Ben Hur.
The chapel of San Miguel, was built in
$40 and still stands. By its side is thu
,id-st house IN the United States. Tn.
aaiis of the old cathedral date from 1922
but the rest of the structure IL of more
modern date. Within con Venient die
tances are the Indian pueblos Of Tesuqus
and Nambe; in side canon of The Santa
Fe are the delightful Aztec springs, while
about nine miles up the main water
course 10 Monument rock. The road
thithcr is one of surprising loveliness,
TO the south of town is Aqua Fria, and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
by Tiffany the finest in tho world; and
beyond the Rio Grande are the San Tide.
fouso Pueblo and the curious cliff dwell.
lings.
Other points of interest to tho tourists
are: The Historical society's rooms; the
"Gaiita," the military quarters, chapel
md esmslssy Of Oar I.adJ Of the RossEy,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
A to the Paternal Mind.

While rounding the post at the head of
the stairs on his way to bed the sleepy old
father of the family knocked his tenderest
corn against something hard. In the recoil
he upset broom, dustpan and coal
bucket that somebody had left standing
near the top step, and they went banging
down the stairway. In the parlor sat young
Spoonamore. As he listened to the horrible
racket and the energetic vocal outburst from
the floor above that accompanied it he turn
ed pale.
'Is you father taking that method of
showing his displeasure at my coming here,
Miss Pinkie?" he whispered anxiously.
"You needn't be afraid of papa, Mr.. Spoon
amore," she answered. HE has changed
his mind about you."
Isis that the way he changes his mind?"
he inquired, nervously lingering his hat
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

The Yellow Glow of the Horizon,
Painted ON the sky by the setting sun
is beautiful. Not so the sallow saffron on
face tinged with bile. And oh! the un.
speakable discomfort that bile in the
wrong place produces. Twinges in the
right side and under the right shoulder
blade, nausea, vertigo, sick headache
constipation, faulty digestion. Not in
an instant can the symptoms of bilious
ness be dispelled, but persistence in the
use of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters will
eradicate them, restore digestion and
regularity of the bowels, and counteract
tendencies to more aggravated COM
plants, which an interruption of these
functions begets. Rheumatism, inactiv.
ity of the kidneys and bladder, neuralgia
and inability to sleep, are also remedied
by this genial preventive and restorative
of nerve force and tranquility. As al
antidote to the poison of malaria, it is
unfailing and prompt. A wineglassfu
three times a day.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
Our Morse Citizens.

No country contributes SO many immi-
grants to the United States in proportion
to population as Norway. 1t is chiefly the
rural Morse that come to America, and
the immigrants are for the most part UNI
der 80 years of age. The Morse are good
farmers and thrifty citizens. They as well
as their neighbors, the Swedes, have a
strong desire to make homes for them
selves and to have land and the conven-
fences Of life They frequently return to
visit their native country, but they be-
come permanent citizens Of the United
States. Most Of those who come are OF
marked peasant type.-Detroit News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
He Overdid 1t.

Birdie McGinnis-I am so glad l met
you, Mr.. Dudley. I want to tell you
that our engagements off, and from now
on I can only be sister to you.
Dudley Canesucker-Why, what's the
matter?
Birdie-The gracefulness with which
you proposed last night convinces me
that you must have had great deal Of
practice, and cannot intrust my happi-
ness to man who is so frivolous. -Tex-
as Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
Knew How 1t Was Himself.

Colonel Yerger does not think it right to
bestow promiscuous charity. A few days
ago beggar met him and applied to him
for pecuniary assistance After considera-
BILE reflection Colonel Yerger responded
with reluctant quarter and an expression
of sympathy.
'Thank you, colonel" said the tramp.
II reckon you know how fellow feels who
has no education and has to deadbeat his
way through the world. Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale at the following news depots
where subscriptions may also be
made:
j. II. Gerdes, Cerrillos.
s. Z. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. 7. Link, Silver City.
]. B. Hodgen, Deming.
G. g. Miller, Hillsborough
B. Daley, East Las Vegas.
L. R. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque.
Jacob Weltmer, City.
Fletcher & Arnold, Bland, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
Not an Immune.

do you know how to whistle Daisy
BELIEF" asked the man who had advertised
for an office boy.
The boy thought that he saw the trend
of the question and promptly answered.
Nav"
III guess you won't do then. Iwant boy
who has been through the attack and re-
covered indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

Boils, Assesses, tumors and even can
GERS, are the result of a natural effort Of
the system to expel the poison which the
liver and kidneys have failed to remove.
Ayers Sarsaparilla. stimulates all the
organs to proper performance of their
functions.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
HE REMEMBERED.
The Swapping Young Man From 'Ypsilanti
Had Not Forgotten Him.

Had Not Forgotten Him.
A strapping young man. with cold look
in his eve and brand new clothes wringer
resting on his knee, sat in the waiting room
Of the Third Street depot waiting for his
train. In gazing about his eyes rested on a
certain man, and he gave sudden start
Herose to his feet and started again. Then
he deposited his clothes wringer on the set
tee and walked over to fiashily dressed
man about 40 years old whom any one
would have spotted as fakir and asked:
Don't you travel around with tooth pow
der?"
mo, STRIP was the sharp reply
wasn't you in Ypsilanti last fallS"
mo- STRIP
"Yes, you was, and I'll bet on it. You
are the same burned Teller, and know it''
"Sir! What does this mean" demanded
the other.
1T means that I was in Ypsilanti last
fall and bought box Of your tooth powder.
You changed IS bill, and darn my hide if
you didn't hornswaggle me out of SIP
'Sir!"
mo use, old fellowl 1 knowed We the
mint sot eyes onye. Same big diamond
pin-same necktie-same nose bumped up
in the middle like circus camel! want
that dollarp'
''Ihis is outrageousl I'll call a police
manp shouted the fakir.
"Call and be burned to ye, but I'll lick ye
first! You either come down with that dol
lar, or I'll wallop ye till We can't holler!"
"Look here" replied the other in much
milder tones, 'you are mistaken. 1t was
my cousin who was in Ypsilanti. He is
dead now"
'"Then I'll take it out of youl'
she is dead, as remarked, and rather
than have any blot resting on his fair es
cutcheon will pay you the dollar"
THAT'S all right. / don't know nuthiu
about scutcheons, but I've got to have that
dollar or pull hair. I've bin lookin for your
humpbacked nose all over the face of the
earth, and I've laid awake nights thinkin
how I'd made We holler like an Injun if
got my paws on ye."
He was given dollar, and the fakir dis
appeared at once, and the young man ex
planned to those about him:
''I'm almost sorry he gave up so soon.
was just achin clean down to my toes tt
lick him all over 40 acre lot. "-Detroit
Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Reminiscent.

Whit dey give ye? asked Flooding
Pete.
Piece 'er Switzer cheese, replied Mean.
dering Mike.
Well why don't ye 60 ahead an eat it
sted O. settin' there gain at it?
1t reminded me of old times. of sorrers
past an gone. 1t brung vivid ter my mem
DRY de hour an half dat l oncet work
Whut dom?
Helpin' make armor plate fur guv'ment
ships.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

Health and happiness are relative con-
ditions; at any rate, there can be little hap
piness without health. To give the body
its full measure of strength and energy, the
blood should be kept pure and vigorous,
by the use of Ayers Sarsaparlla.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

Round trip tickets to San Francisco
$54.4O, good 30 day, $50 good until July
18th, $66.90 good six months from date
of sale. To Southern California, $3.50
limited to six months.
II. 8, LuTz, Agent.
Gro. T. N1cHoLsoN, g. p. & I. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

student OF nervous diseases, and author
Of many noted treatises on the latter subject
statement, and his Restorative Nervine
As prepared on that principle. Its success
in curing oil diseases arising from derange-
ment Of the nervous. system is wonder
nials In possession of the company manufac-
turing the remedy amply prove.
DIR. Miles Restorative Nervine Is q reliable
remedy for all nervous diseases, such as
headache, nervous debility. prostration,
sleeplessnces, dizziness hysteria, sexual de-
blllty, st, vitus dance, epilepsy etc. 1t Is
or sent direct by the DIR. Miles Medical Co..
Elkhart, Ind, on receipt OF price, 81 per bot
tie, six bottles for %, express prepaid. -
Restorative Nervine positively contains no
Cpiates or dangerous drugs.
Sold by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

Two FARMERS had a dispute about the
boundary lines of their farms. Their,
dispute is now settled, and SO are the law
yers-ontheir farms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
The Rest for the Family.

Macon, Gal have found Simmons
Liver Regulator the best family medicine.
I have used it in Indigestion and Bilious
ness and found 1t to relieve Immediately.
After eating a hearty supper, if on going
to bed take dose of it never feel any
bad effects of the supper.-Ovid g.
Sparks, ex-mayor.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
She Was Broad Minded.

Pompous Maiden Lady engaging serv-
ant, who has taken the liberty to sit down
without being asked)-Do you know that 1t
is great breach of etiquette for any one to
sit down in the presence Of their superiors!
Bridget-Lor, yes. mum, but kape your
safe! don't behave in them ancient super
stitions. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
What He Does.

"What do you do" asked the novice In
finance, "when the market sends prices up
to where you don't want them?"
what do dor" echoed the operator with
unlimited resources. II grin and bear it,"
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

The young lady who had poor part
ner in the waltz changed him for more
skilfull one, because, she SAID, she be-
lieved in the better whirled.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
A Boston Idyl.

Mr.. fremont. (of BOSTON, ION the ocean
of life no voyage can be successful with.
out direction. Will you be my guidcp
Miss Backbay (frigidly)-I will DO youi
Polaris. -New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
Explaining 1t.

Small Boy Ito mamma, tucking his sister
in bed)-Tuck in my footses, too, mamma
Small Sister (severely)-You mustn't say
''footses," you must say feet. One feet is
a foot, and two footses is feet.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
A Toast.

And here's to faithful old dog Tray,
Who never harbors spite;
Who loves to sleep throughout the day
And boiler all the night.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
One Fare.

First Annual Tournament of the Volun
teer Fire department of Las Vegas Jul,
4th and 5th.-Tickets on sale for tn,
above occasion ut one fare for th.
round trip. To be sold July End and Bird
good for return July 9th.
H. T.. I.uTz, Agent,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

Professor Ito class in mineralogy):
Can you recall mineral occurring in
the liquid form? Philosophical Stud
emit: Milk, because it comes in quartz.
sailor, on the way to his ship met a
boy on his way to circus. am going
to sea, said the sailor. l am going to
see, too, responded the boy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
IfYOu Arc Going East.

IfYOu Are Going East.
You will find the time and service OF the
Burlington Route superior to all other
lines.
The magnificent gas-lighted vestibule
"Flyer," leaving Denver daily at 900 p
m, reaches st. Louis at 1920 n. M, and
Chicago at s:2O a. M, the second morning,
making connections for all points east.
The Burlington is the only line run
ing through sleepers and chair cars from
Denver to st. Louis without change.
For full information apply TO local
ticket agents, or address g. W. VALIERy,
General Agent, No. 1889 18th street, Den.
YER.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
SURROUNDED BY MYSTERY
A Great Mistake.

A recent discovery is that headache.
dizziness, dullness, confusion OF tho mind,
etc., arc due to arrangement OF the nerve
centers which supply the brain with nerve
force; that indigestion, dyspepsia, neuralgia,
wind in stomach, ETC.. arise from the dcrangc-
ment OF the nerve centers supplying these Or
gans with nerve fluid or force. This Is likewise
true OF many diseases Of the heart and lungs
The nerve system Is like a telegraph system
as will be seen by the accompanying
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01

Reuben-H were dog, I'd rather be a
black one than white one.
Mamma-Why, Reuben?
Reuben-Because then I wouldn't have
to be given bath SO often.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-01
a Defense.

So You are the man charged with coun-
terfeiting?
Falsely, jedge, falsely.
But you we're found with a counterfeit
five-dollar bill in your possession. a..
/ know it, But twas case o. senti-
ment. Err fve-dollar bill happened ter
drift my way, an me an me partner went
ter work an made picter of it. jes fur a
souvenir.