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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
ANECDOTE AND INCIDENT.

Toole, the great comedian. is an in
years ago he gave a supper to eighty
of his friends, but beforehand he wrote
a note privately to each one asking
him if he would be SO good as to say
grace, as no clergyman would DO pres
ent. When Toole raped on the able
as a signal for grace and the eighty
men arose to their feet, the faces of
the company were study never to be
forgotten. Although so many were
ready to say grace, it was . graceless
performance.
A humorist in Japan who jested all
his life told his friends when he was
d ing that his body was not to be
washed after his death, but was to DO
taken at once to the family tenn pie to
be crematcd. When he died his instruc-
tons were followed and the chief
priest took the body to the cremation
ground. AS soon as 1t was set on fire
the Inourners were astonished by sew
eral loud explosions. At first they
were inclined to take to their heels,
but curiosity got the better of fear,
and careful ms pcotiop showed that
the hu norst had slowed away a large
number of firecrackers about his per-
son before his death.
When Coeridge was staying among
the Quantox hills he was fond of rid
ing over to Taunton whenever he
could find a sober steed. One day on
a familiar road his horse cast a shoe
and he stopped at village to have it
replaced. What time is it?" he asked
the smith, chiefly with the desire OF
making conversation. "Pll tell go
present, SIR" said the man. Then he
lifted hind foot of the horse, looked
across it attentively and added, HALF
past eleven" allow do you know
asked Coleridge. "Do zee think as I've
shod horses all my life and don't know
by sign what o'clock il isl" The poet
went away puzzled, but he returned
that evening and offered the black
smith shilling to show him how he
could tell time by horses hoof.
Just you get off your horse, sir"
said the smith with a twinkle in his
eye Now, do zee stoop down aud
look through the hole in yon pollard
ash and you'll see the church clockW
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
Senator Andrews For Supreme
Court Reporter.
State Register.

state Register.
The name of Hon. II. F. Andrews of
Audubon countrywide has most cred
itably served a four years term in the
state senate, is mentioned in connec-
ton with the nomination for reporter
of the supreme court. If he should be
selected by the Republican state con
yention for this responsible position,
The Register, could most heartily Ell.
dorSe the nomination as one aft to be
made Senator Andrews is not only
thoroughly trained lawyer, but also
possesses the liberal education and
wide culture necessary to endOw a man
with literary ability. He is wide
awake and full of energy, and under
his supervision the reports of our high
est court would be ably and promptly
prepared for the press. Like the late
accomplished Judge McDill, whose
speciality was philology. Mr.. Andrews
has devoted much of his time to the
study of genealogy. He has published
the genealogy of the Andrews family
in America, and has in hand investa-
cations in the same direction looking
for full genealogy of the Hamline (or
Hamlipl family. These studies require
the widest knowledge of history, bio
graphy and law, and while it may be
said to be a"hobby," its tendency is to
render its devotee man Of highest and
widest culture. Work in this direction
tends to wider diffusion of know
ledge, and it is therefore a great gain
to the state and the Nation. 1t would
be peculiarly fitting to confer this posi-
tion upon man OF Learning, who
would go on doing good in more than
one direction.
Senator Andrews has been one of the
hard working members of the legislat-
ure and this recognition of his services
will be very gratifying to his friends.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
ACCUMULATED WISDOM.

How we all admire the wisdom Of
those who come to us for advice.
If happiness in this life is your OBJ
ject, don't try too hard to get rich.
Bad men do right only because they
have to; good men, because they love
to.
Whenever we try to make others
happy, we get paid for it in heavens
money.
Some people never do find out that
there is joy in giving, because they do
not give enough.
Adversely is the trial of principle;
without it, a man hardly knows
whether he is honest or not.
In matters of conscience, first
thoughts are best; in matters of pru-
dence, last thoughts are best
The man who starts out to be a re-
former should be we'll prepared for
bad roads and rough weather.
There is seldom line of glory writ
ten on the earth's face, but line Of
suffering runs parallel with it.
O"CA 10 ~ iSbCi Calm
that calmness in itself has the aspect
of power, and forbearance implies
strength.
1t is a form of excuse for wrong
doing that we meant to do right, if we
have not used our best powers to dis
cover what is right
He who waits for an opportunity to
do much at once may breathe out his
life in idle wishes, and regret in the
last hour his useless intentions and
barren zeal.
We should rule ourselves with
firm hand Being our own master
means often that we are at liberty to
be the slaves of our own follies, ca
prices and passions.
False happiness is like false money
1T passes for time as well as the
true; but, when it is brought to the
touch, we find tho lightness and al
10y, and feel the loss.
The everyday cares AMI duties,
which men call drudgery, are the
weights and coun terpoiscs of the
clock OF time, giving its pendulum a
true vibration, aad its hands regular
mot
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
April Board Meeting.

This sessions proceedings OF the
board Of supervisors are characterized
by business like tone which will give
general satisfaction. All the members
are striving to give the county good,
honest administration. NessrB. Ma
thisen, Matthias and Garmire are men
of good judgment and will give their
best effort to the affairs Of the county.
We feel that we can say, that politics
had no place in the board meeting.
While majority of the board is in op-
position to the policy of this paper,
The REPUBLICAN received only the
fairest of fair treatment. The board
may not have pleased all, but we
think the actions of this session will
compare favOrably with the work in
neighboring counties, and if mistakes
were made, it is not because an honest
endeavor was not made to do the right
thing.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
A Labor Victory.

The decision handed down by Judge
Caldwell in the wage schedule contro-
versy between the employees and the
receivers of the Union Pacific railroad
is the greatest victory for organized
labor ever recorded in this country.
The arbitration Of differences be-
tween capital and labor also scored a
victory. The employees deserve high
praise for appealing to the court rather
than to violence. The recognition of
organized labor by the courts as given
in Judge CaldwCll's decision, opens
field wherein the settlement of labor
troubles may be accomplished without
loss of life and property, and in way
which gives justice to both employer
and employed.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
DAUGHTERS OF EVE.

The woman in the case--the photo.
graph In the locket.
Drinking cups for picnic purposes
are now made of paper
A gilt wire basket Is made for
serving water cress at the table.
Mrs. Temple, wife OF the bishop of
London, Is a shortha I'D writer.
There Is nothing man h ties worse
than TO have his wife say she wants
to have a private talk with him.
'Fweddy, we can't get through this
crowd" wait a minute, Cholly.
Here comes lady with an umbrella.
We will follow her."
There are gracious, serene, hopeful
and happy cid women, who are more
beautiful in their wrinkles than they
were in their maiden roses.
Women who have babies don't look
80 pretty whom they are young as
those who have none, but they are
better looking when they become old
Personal in daily paper: 1.-The young
lady to whom / became engaged at
the ball last night is hereby requested
to send her name and address to the
of 3" Of this paper"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
Kind Words.

Under the heading "The Republican
Supervisor" the AdcOcGte of last week
speaks as follows: "The Adrocdte is
not so blind to nor prejudiced but it
can determine merit. After the second
session of the board of supervisors this
year we are pleased to observe that the
republican member of the board, Mr..
S. +. Garmire, is an official of ability
and judgment who does not permit
himself to be infuenced one way or the
other but whose actions are in accord
ance with his ideas of right. He has
proven himself to be valuable official
The entire board is composed Of men
capable of handling the county affairs"
Mr.. Garmire is a valuable official" and
richly deserves the praise SO freely
given by the Adrocate.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

student OF nervous diseases, and author
long since realized the truth OF the first
statement, and his Restorative Nervine
is prepared on that principle Its success
In curing all diseases arising from derange-
ment OF the nervous system is wonder
full, as the thousands of unsolicited testimo-
mia Is in possession OF the company manufac-
turing the remedy amply prove.
DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine Is a reliable
remedy for all nervous diseases, such as
headache, nervous debility. prostration,
bility, St. yitus dance, epilepsy. etc. 1t Is
sold by all druggists on a positive guarantee,
or sent direct by the DR.. Miles Medical Co.
tie, six bottles for IS, express prepaid.
Restorative Nervine positively contains no
oplates or dangerous drugs.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
OF Interest to Stock Breeders

4 friend of Ed Prick, while in Eu-
rope purchased and brought direct
from Italy the finest and largest three
year old Jack ever brought to America.
The Jack is black with white points,
large fiat bone, head and neck like a
coach horse, stands l5l@ hands high and
weighs over 100 pounds, and has the
greatest measurement of heart and
lung power of airy Jack In the country.
The season will be made at the farm
of Ed Prick, five miles east Of Audubon
on the south telephone road.
FrICK & FRY.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

"The Pansy" is one of the prettiest
and best of magazines for the young
folks. 1t is edited by "Pansy" Mrs.
G. r. Alden whose name is sufficient
a recommendation for the magazine.
The April numbers good one. Pub
lished by d. Lothrop & Co, Boston.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

ask days shall tiIou labor" says the
great lawgiver. 70 do good work, man
must be at his best. This condition is
attained by the use of Ayers Sarsapar-
lila. 1t over comes that tired feeling,
quickens the appetite, improves dill es-
ton, and makes the weak strong
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
SHERIFF'S SALE.

The German Savings Bank VS. d. W. Powers
and Eliza NJ. Powers.
by virtue OF a special execution directed to
me from the clerk Of the district court of Audu-
bon county, Iowa, on judgment rendered in
said cOuI t OH the Bird day OF March, 1891, in
favor of The German Savings Bank as plain if
and against d. w. Powers and Eliza NJ. Powers,
+. II. Whitney, l. Z. HallOck and Jos. Wheeler
as defendants for the sum Of fifty-hye hundred
and eighteen dollars and thirty-twO cents,
(s551S.32,) and costs taxed at seventeen dollars
and forty cents, (Sl7.40) and accruing costs, and
ninety-four dollars and fifty-siX cents, (s045o)
attorneys fees, have levied upon the follow
ing mortgaged premises hereinafter described
to satisfy said execution, to-wit: Lots Q0) and
Q5) in section 90 township (7s) range (35) and
lots Q5) U6) 90 and QS) and the nOrth-half Of
the southeast quarter of section one % town
ship seventy eight (7S) range thirty-SiX (36)
west 9Th principal meridian And will offer
the Same for sale to the highest bidder for cash
in hand on the 2Sth day of April, A. ID. 1894, IN
front of the court house in Audubon at the hour
Of O'Clock p. M, of said day, when and where
due attendance will be given by the under
signed.
Dated at Audubon, this 3lst day OF March,
1894
VIM. 8. ARMSTRONG,
Sheriff of said County
NASH, PHELPS & GREEN,
Attorneys.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
II May Do as Much for You,

Mr.. Fred Miller, OF Irving, H., writes that he
had a Severe Kidney trouble for many years,
with severe pains in his back and also that his
bladder was affected. He tried many so called
About year sgo he began use OF Electric Bit
tiers and found relief at OBcs, Electric Bitters
is especially adapted to cure OF all Kidney ana
Liver troubles and often gives almost instant
relief. One trial will prove our statement.
Price only soc for large bottle. Al A. Il. ROD
eTts drug store.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

~ w az w 1NS
cut. The little
white lines are
the nerves which
convey the nerve
force from t h o
nerve centers to
every part OF the
body, just as the
electric current Is
conveyed along
Z h Q telegraph
wires to g v cry
station, large or
small. Ordinary
physicians fail to
regard this fact;
instead OF treat
Ing the nerve CEN
tiers for the cause
of the disorders
arising therefrom
they t Q a I the
part affected.
Franklin Miles,
nj. D.. LII. b., the
highly celebrated
s specialist and
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
Audubon Eountu Republican.
BY J. T.. GRIFFITH.
THURSDAY. APRIL ~, 1894.

JUDGE CALDWELL is the recipient Of
much deserved praise for the decision
given last Thursday in the Union Pa
citic railroad case. This first recogni-
ton of organized labor by the courts
brings labor to an equal plane with
capital in the great social struggle of
the day.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
SURROUNDED BY MYSTERY!
A Great Mistake.

A recent discovery is that headache.
dizziness. dullness. confusion OF the mind.
etc, are due to arrangement Of the nerve
centers which supply the brain with nerve
force; that indigestion, dyspepsia, neuralgia,
wind in stomach, etc. arise from the derange-
ment OF the nerve centers supplying these Or
gans with nerve fluid or force. This is likewise
true OF many diseases OF the heart and lungs
as will be seen by the accompanying
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

rxLEs cured without Pain, Knife or hind
Fahce from business.
CANCER positively cured without pain or
use OF knife by our new method
MARRIAGE. Those contemplating mar
riage who are aware Of physical defects or
weakness which would render marriage o disap-
pointment, would do well to call on US.
DISEASES OF MEN. Blood Poisoning,
Gonorrhea, Gleet Structure, Syphilis, Hydro
ccla Varicocele, Loss of Manhood, Vital Drain
DRY, Weak Back, Impotence, Loss OF Memory,
and all diseases arising from Self-AbuSe, are
successfully treated by our method.
LOSS OF MANHOOD and the evil effects of
Abuses of Youth. As the yawning graves swal-
low annually thousands of these innocent
victims, let us impress upon afflicted ones the
and every day lessons the chances Of YOUR re-
sovery, and is fastening you to that bourne
whence no traveller returns, =" P" -: .'r- -"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN.

All those knowing themselves
indebted to me either by note or
book account will please call and
adjust the same at once, and
oblige,
Yours Very Respectfully,
B. F. HOWALD.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

The best Saive in the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, COrns and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction or money refunded. Price rs cents pc r
box. For sale by A. ii. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

We received the April number of
THE Annals of Iowa." published by
the Historical Department Of Iowa.
this week. 1t contains much valuable
matter concerning Iowa men and
events.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

DEF ORMlTIES. We are prepared to treat
all kinds OF Deformities, as Club Feet, Curva.
ture Of the Spine, Weak Ankles, etc.
FREE EXAMINATION or THU C-7-Z7SSI.
Each person applying for medical treatmcn:
should send or bring about ounces CT L-.Ec
Chat passed first in the morning prefcrrcd),
which will receive careful chemical and micro
scopic examination and if requested o written
analysis will be given. 20 years experience in tic
treatment OF chronic disease, cures in al C'.r!-
BILE cases Of the Stomach, Liver, Heart L'rrs,
Kidneys, Bladder, Brain, Nerves, IthcUr.& ISL,
Fits, Neuralgia, Diabetes, Dyspepsia, ChrC-!o
Diarrhoea, Dropsy, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Tsl2-
ma Scrofula, Consumption, Deafness and noises
in the ear, discharging from the ears, cCr.d
when others fail. All Eye Troubles CG'ir.c5
in the vision restored by proper gIu.n,,a, ~
forms Of Sores, Blood and Wasting Disease
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

It is rumored that corps of tho
Salvation Army. from \ lantie, is ar.
ranging for an attack on Audubon
sinners in the near future.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

To soothe and strengthen the vocal
organs, Ayers Cherry Pectoral has
long been the favorite preparation
with public speakers.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
Heavens! How your Bangs Look!

This is a remark made by so many
husbands If the wife only knew how nice and
lasting curl Nonpareil Hair Curler would make
she would try II too quick. Price 80 cents per
bottle. Sold by A. II. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

If you are gray under fifty, there is
no better remedy than Halls Hair Re-
newer
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

One reason why some preachers do not reach
the masses is because they get up in the church
steeple TO write their sermons.-Ram's Horn.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
Bucklen's Arnlca Salye.

Twice as many women as men are afflicted
will neuralgia.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
TRANSFERS.

ER&G ii Somers to Geo Gray n IF Il NV
4<2nw ne 4 sec 4 Leroy. e6l2S 7G
Geo Gray to Theo + Morrow fr 4 NV
& 1t ~ NV 4 ne I sec LeRoy..... :::... 500
Town Of Extra to A II Baker Ito blk
HoustonS add Extra. ............... ~
A p Houston to A III Baker 1t blk Hous-
tons add Extra ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 80
ID w Powers to jenkins Its 10 s. 30 blk
SF s. Margret Esteli to Geo W Can
non 50 Sw sec "a Extra. 4
Ellen A Albright to Almon Hurd 1t 10
F p bradley to s W Wright ne 4 sec 10
Sarah Q Rood to Adam Abel sw4 sec IL ,.oo
Sarah Mccain to + e Shraaiuiger pit OF 1t ?
OF IL IL of II 0 sec EXira.....,, ..,...... 10
Julia T. Smith TO W NJ Crease sw sec II
HamllD. ..,,,,.,,.....'.''t'''' 'i~
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

When you go to church to pray for the CONVEX
sion OF the heather, don't expect the missionary
0 go at his own expense.-Ram'. Horn,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
Parks Sure Cure.

For the Liver and Kidneys. The on
ly guaranteed cure for Kidney troubles. Re-
moves the uric acid. Cures Rheumatism. Try
II. Sold by A. IL, Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

In ST. Petersburg 1872 children in every 1000
die every year.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
-'. s.-.-' 4-s..,--s
A Dead Open and Shut.

And no foolishness. Beggs' Cherry
Cough Syrup win cure where all others fall.
Sold and warranted by A. ii. ROberts,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12

Particular Attention Paid Determines Diseases Urinary
organs Diseases the Nervous System Lung and Throat Diseases Surgical Operations
Of Every Kind, Piles and all Rectal Diseases, Cancers Tumors etc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
The LARGEST MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE IN The west
FOR THE TREATMENT OF
CHRONIC AND SURGICAL DISEASES And DISEASES OF THE EYE lid EiR

ted by Regular Faculty Fay
sicians Surgeons Specialists Trained
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1894-04-12
Carpets.

These are few prices from our great
Spring Sale, which includes every grade
of Carpets, WindowShades, Chenille
and Lace Curtains, Upholstery and
Drapery Goods. Send for samples.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-02-22

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a. stEt gown 81 Princess Eulalie thas
us expense ant appearance are matters
81 interest Glass cloth = from sixty
dollars to seventv-sve dollars . varyR.
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ssais from seemingly brittle aud
frsll substance. il i exceedingly dura-
able AMI can he spongei with snar ansi
water without the lssst injury. -
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light n a marvellous way Not Tor the
toilets - fair women. however. l. this
great discovery most suitable ant val
ned. Il properly heionzs - hou~-
decorating. ~ rseh s,Gts stirr rsi,e-
cistiv adapted n curtains. partierS and
wall drzrings. Housewives VIII de-
light 70 know that neither moth. dus,
nor Sun can harm these uettin-s that
catch and hold rainhovvs. and yes a dir
n cold ~@,er oil - -ace fssioFs their
rrssftre fteshness and heantv. Asr~at
neid for this new industry. Y Her.
aid.
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