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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
TO IMPROVE THEMSELVES.
The Young Hawaiiaps Complete Their
Laudable Organisation.

The Young Hawaiiaps Complete Their
Laudable Organization.
About forty young men, all mem
bers OF the Young Hawaiians' Insti-
tute, met in the Y. M. G. A. hall at
7:3O o'clock yesterday evening. The
object of the meeting was to elect
officers to serve for one year.
Through invitation Marshal E. g.
Hitchcock was present at the meet
ing and was an interested spectator
throughout. The meeting was call
ed to order by the temporary chair
man, w. j. Coelho, and j. H. Boil
ster was appointed temporary secre-
tary. The nominations having been
made the election was proceeded
with and resulted as follows: Presi-
dent, Henry Smith; Vice-president,
w. j. Coelho; Recording Secretary,
Chas. Wilcox; Corresponding Secre-
tary, Jas. II. Bolster; Financial Secre-
tary, Jas. N. X. Keola; Treasurer, N.
Fernandez; Marshal, I. H. Sher-
wood; Executive Committee, Jas. Ii.
Boyd, @. E. Boardman, Solomon
Meheula, s. NJ. Kanakanui and
Clarence l.. Crabbe.
After the election the president
proposed that q vote Of thanks be
accorded Marshal Hitchcock for his
attendance at the meeting. The
proposition was the sense OF the
meeting, and Mr.. Hitchcock respond
ed with a few remarks couched in
the following terms:
Ny FRIENDS: l did not expect to
be here tonight. Having been in
vited to come here by Mr.. Coelho, l
have done so, and am well pleased to
see such an organization as you
present here tonight. l have read
your constitution and bylaws and
think the objects very good. II
shows that Hawaii Is progressive
and IL gives my heart great JOY to
see with what ability you have
carried on this meeting. The legis.
lative ability with which you have
conducted the meeting surprised
me. There Is no government with.
out the people, aud as the president
has said, the life Of the organization
will be in the attendance Of mem.
bers. l wish you every success.
Mr.. Hitchcoek's remarks were
greeted with vociferous applause
Mr.. Smith moved that the appreci
alton OF the association be recorded
by the secretary and q vote OF thank,
be rendered Mr.. Coelho, the pro
moter Of the Institute. Passed unani
mously. Mr.. Coelho responded in ,
few appropriate remarks. The meet
ing adjourned at $3.50 o'clock. Th,
installation will take place on thu
18th inst.
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CHURCH SERVICES.
ST. ANDREWS CATHEDRAL.


Sixteenth Sunday after Trinity.
The services OF st. Andrews Cathe-
dral will DO as follows: $50 am, Holy
Communion; II q. m, Morning
Prayer and sermon; $50 p. m,
Evensong (Hawaiian); 1880 p. IN,
Evensong and sermon.
SECOND CONGREGATION.
The services Of the Second Con.
gregation Of st. Andrews Cathedral
tomorrow Sunday will DO as fol-
lows: 9:i5 q. m, morning prayer
with sermon; Venite, Robinson IN +;
To Deum, Woodward in L 0at;
Bsnedictus, Arne in q; hymns 5lG
and 1915; anthem, 20 Saviour Of the
World" by Sullivan. $50 p. IN,
Evensong with sermon; Magniiicat,
Randall in L; Nunc Dimittis, Glib.
bons in l. fiat; hymns 236, 2G6 and
81. Rev. Alex. Macintosh, pastor.
All are cordially invited.
CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL.
At q and Z o'clock am. Low Masses
as usual. At o o'clock Children's
Mass with English instruction. At
1890 High Mass with native and
Portuguese instruction. 2 p. M,
Rosary aud Catechism. p. NJ, in
winter season (November to Febru-
aryl, I:30 p. M, in summer season
february to November), Benedic-
ton Of tho NJ. b. Sacrament. Week
ly Services-G and Z q. NJ, Low
Masses.
=. N. Q. A. HALL.
Services at Y. NJ. G. A. Mission
Service at Brito Hall Saturday even
ing at 1880 o'clock. Bible Class in
Y. NJ. G. A. parlor, Sunday afternoon
at $3.50. Praise Service Sunday even
ing in Association Hall al $50. Ser
vices in Oahu Jail, Sunday II o'clock.
Bible class on Tuesday evening 1880,
REoRaANlzED cnURcn.
The Reorganized Church OF Jesus
Christ OF Latter Day Saints, Mill
lani Hall, rear OF Opera House. Ser
vices will be held Sunday as follows
10 a. H., Bible class; ll:l5 q. IN. and
1880 p. H., preaching.
CHRISTIAN MISSION.
Christian Mission, Harmony Hall
on King street between Fort and
Alakea streets. Preaching by T, ID
Garvin, IL am. aud 1880 pm. Morn
ing them: "The Church in A. ID. 81
aud the Church in A. ID. 1894.
Evening subject: THE Jewish Tab
ernacle," illustrated by q larg,
painting. The enrolment OF mem
beers and the Lords Supper at Tho
close OF the morning discourse
Come and be helped. Seats free.
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THE SALVATION ARMY.
Growth of the Body That Has Now
Reached Honolulu.

In view OF the arrival by the Aus
tralia OF contingent Of the Saliva
tion Army, the following item from
New York dated Aug. 81 is interest
ing:
Commander Ballington Booth, at
a largely attended meeting in AS
ISOLATION Hall in Brooklyn, said:
"Twenty,eight years ago the Saliva
ton Army consisted oi.two persons
my father and mother-who had for
a barracks a dilapidated saloon in
the east end OF London. 1t now has
1880 commanding officers, 5000
local officers aud over 100000 men
and women are willing to wear it,
uniform and be misrepresented and
reviled."
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Passengers
ARRfvALs.

From San Francisco per s s Australia
Sept Sc \ Bishop, W " Bruner, 4 ] Bull
lard. Mrs q Bolte, Mrs ID NJ Cook, Miss
Craig, Miss Dora Il Estelle. q u Egnei,
wife, child and nurse, N Fennell, Mrs 4
w Fuller, w b Godfrey, Jr, Miss Tilda
Drysdale, J Hirsch, J Hownr,i, p. al FIR
Hotter, Rev Robt Hutchns Mrs Thos X
James, Miss JefIers, Mrs James Lyle, Mrs
T + Lansing and children, Miss Leibert,
Miss Heilda Leierer, + Lucas and wife,
Mrs W n Mclean and chilli, X n Mann
and wife, John Milsap, Miss Needham,
Miss Florence Perrott, Miss Pires, Mrs n
W Peck ami CHI Id, Miss I Rosekrans, J
Steiner, wife and child, u Schloth. Mrs e
J Tarbell. J ID Tregloan, r ID Tenney, Miss
Mary Tuck, DIR J q warbrirk, A B Wood
and wife, II Winston and wife, Alexander
Young, Miss thinner.
From Hawaii and Maui.per s.mr W q
Hall, Sept From Volcano: Misses Helen
and Hessie Dickson, Mrs keyworth, Miss
Keyworth, Mr. Pawick Way ports. Il w
Fuller, Misc N Won Holt, Mrs J Neil,
Frank Greenwell, Miss Hunter, Mrs J Mon.
ssrst, Master Monsarrat, Bishop Willis,
Col Norris, J Cunningham, Masters Jones
e., J Sims and " deck.
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LADIES' COLUMN.

We are not ut all surprised
ut our increased trade-it's
the goods and prices that have
brought it all about. We
have adopted the policy of
quick sales and small profits
its a first rate policy for
both the buyer and scll,r. 1t
means TRUE ECONOMY
good things need not be high
priced.
There is q certain hard wall
Of facts and figures. however,
that stands between POSSIBLE
ty and prodigal promises.
There are certain prices below
which no good, honest article
can be bought. Those prices
are ours-if you pay less you
will certainly get less. This
is a plain statement worth re-
Numbering.
We don't know what got
into the factory for they have
sent us enough LADIES' Shirt
Waists to supply every lady
on these Islands. We must
get rid of them. Come in
and take your pick. They all
came on the last steamer and
are new de.igns and patterns.
You are paying more for
CURTAINS at the public auc-
tons than We are asking. We
have NOTTINGIIAMs at $l.5O,
MADRAS, BULARIoN, RAW
SILK, ORIENTAL, ANTIQUES,
ETC, ETC, we intend that
they shall be suld, so now is &
good time to buy tn, m. J hi
same advice will stand g,oG
through ev,ry department Of
our house.
When you call, take lool
at our TOWELS and TowEIl
LING, CREToNNES and Fur
NITURE COVERINGS. AL,
our COMFoRTERS ut 81.
l,nLy T,H
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THIS IS NOT A
PUZZLE

You have a few moments
to spare, haven't you? Of
course, you arc not in hurry
to catch a train or pay a bill,
especially the latter. Just
cast your eye down this
column, or better still come
down to the sto"e and look
over the new line of goods
that we have just opened, If
you remember correctly we
advertised new goods two
weeks ago. A complete new
stock of them too. Well they
arc all gone and I have a new
stock that will be ready for
inspection on your arrival.
The first four boxes / opened
contained nothing but French
Lawns, MusIins and Dimitics,
both figured and plain. The
most elegant patterns | have
ever received direct from
Japan. Crcpcs. Silks and
Curtains, japanese Silk XII
monos, Fancy Grapes. etc,
beautiful Chenille pOrtirrs,
Silk and Lace Curtains and
Fancy Curtai"ctts
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FOR PLAYING THE BANDITTI.
Six Men Get Their Deserts for High
way Robbery.

The Hauula shooting case was
concluded in the District Court yes
terday afternoon aud resulted in the
conviction OF all six defendants,
Isaac Adams, Hilo, Kimona and Pa
hia were each sentenced to pay a
fiue of 81 and be imprisoned at hard
labor twenty-four hours Kukona
was sentenced to pay a hno oi $50
aud be imprisoned one month, aud
Kaueku got one year on tho roef, be-
sides being fined slOO
These defendants assaulted, rob
bod aud then shot Chinam9n in
tho knee at Hauula on August ~,
They have all noted an appeal.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
MEETING NOTICE.

A QUARTERLY MEETING OF THE
"a bard ~ Trustee 81 III. QrEES's
HoSriTAL will he held at III. Hnspital
Building On EDNESDAY NENT, the
18th instant, nj iO;j0 o'clock ~ ".
Amendments TO tn. ny-lAws aud al
teraiions In III. Charter al the Queen
Hospital to be considered A full attend.
ance l. requested Per order.
7. A. SCHAEFER,
ii2s-iw Secretary.
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TENDERS WANTED.

ARE WANTED For THE
l. supply 20 tue Queen Hospital VI pure
Milk In quantities ns the rufycN or may
from time 10 time order. for "a T. rm Of one
year from and after the 18th instant,
Tenders TO be handed Ia 10 the Jude, igncd
at his Office up TO u o'clock noon Oh MON
DAY, the i0th instant ~
4 A SCHAEi En-,
Honolulu, Sept. 3, isJ. Secretary.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
The Austraiia's Passage.

The 8. s. Australia, H. G. Houd-
lette commander, left San Francisco
September l, 1894, at 2 p. IN. with
81 cabin and IL Storage passengers,
and II bags OF mail. Experienced
pleasant weather with light norther-
ly winds throughout the voyage.
Arrived at Honolulu September 8, at
7:45 q. m.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

E. J. Billiard shipped two carloads
Of mules from Fresno, Cal, for Ho-
nolulu on August 81.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

The Government band will play
at Emma Square this afternoon, and
at the Hawaiian Hotel this evening.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
LOCAL AND oENERAL NEws.

No change in the price Of raw
sugar. The New York market is
firm and active.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

Tenders for the supply of milk for
the Queens Hospital will close on
Monday at IL o'clock.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

Seely Shaw Of the Merchants Ex-
change received a large consignment
Of Enterprise beer by the S. S. Aus
tralia to-day.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

The Foreign Office has received
notice from the Mexican Govern
ment, notifying its recognition Of
the Hawaiian Republic.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

Lieutenant Stileman Of the Hya-
cinth will lead the Y. NJ. G. A. meet
ing tomorrow night at $50 o'clock.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

BRYANT greenwich - At Christ
church, south Kona, Hawaii. scptem-
Der q, 1894, by the kev. y. II. Davis,
Gerald II. Bryant, Of kipshulu, Maui,
" Dora Caroliue, eldest daughter OF
the late n. N. Grcenwsll.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
Shipping Notes.

The schooner Transit cleared at San
Francisco for this port last Saturday.
The German bark J. @. Glade cleared at
San Francisco for Queenstown last satur-
day.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

H. j. Nolte has received fresh fro
zen oysters at the Beaver Saloon,
which will be served in any style
desired,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

The German warship Marie arriv.
ed to-day, twenty-fonr days from
Callao. She will coal here and re-.
sumo her voyage to Corea.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

The German warship Alexandrine
left this morning for the scene OF
the Corean trouble. The vessel took
in 800 tons of coal while here.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
NOTICE.

I WILL NOT DE RESPONSIBLE FOR
l. any bills contracted by my son, Luuic
ringer; neither Is he authorized to collect
money or receipt bills for me.
MkS. SINGER,
King street.
Honolulu, Sept. I, 1884. lbs Nv
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
T'rirutc aud Wasting

DR. I.icb'g's lnvivoratoT the greatest re-
mcdy for Seminal Weas ness Loss Of Nan
hood aud Private Diseases, oyerc,mcs Pre-.
maturcncss and prepares nil for marriage
lifc's dnties, pleasures anu responsibilities;
81 trial bottle given or sent Tree to any one
describing symptoms; call or address ~
Grsry 1T privat. entrance iO5 Mason ST..
San Eranctsru iI3a5iy
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FOUND

4 COW AND 2 CALVES. A.
"A Owntr eau have same 7
by applying Mt NV. schm i, ", W n
X Sons and paying expenses x.Mv-Shl
llO-Sl 5S
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

Through tickets to all points in
the United States can be OBJ, ained
for the s. s. Australia, to sail next
Saturday for San Francisco, at the
office Of the agents, VIM. q. Irwin d
Go, Id,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

ohSo VI eho o6cusSt " "' ~ hh"'h !"
Co. Id.
The "Albion' is considered by
beer drinkers to be the best brand
on the Hawaiian Islands: the En-.
pire keeps IL. Always fresh, always
cool, drawn with a new patent Bah
cock pump.
The Government having decided
to abolish the Chinese Theatre, Jas.
+. Morgan Is authorized to sell the
whole group OF buildings at auction.
The sale will take place next Mon
day at noon.
Some Of the boys from the Charles.
ton have been painting the town red
since their arrival. II is so well done
that IL Is reasonable to suppose they
have been using Hendry's Ready
Mixed Paints.
As the Hawaiian Government did
not submit to the proposition for
not interfering with the soft soap
man, Breham has ordered two more
German men. of.war to enforce the
sale Of II bars Of soap for SIZE.
Opunui Kakoi and another have
fled their objections in the Supreme
Court to the appointment Of tho
widow OF Petero Kakoi as admins.
tratrix OF the estate Of Petero Ka.
koi. Hearing has been set for Mon.
day.
There will be q shooting match in
tho near future between Captain
Good and q member Of the sharp.
shooters. Fifty rounds will be- fired
Captain Kidwell has challenged
Captain Good and q match for SiOO
a side will be arranged.
| U. s. Minister Willis presented
Captain g. W. Coilin aud officers OF
the u. S. s. Charleston to Presiden,
Dole at tho Executive building this
forenoon. The Government band
aud two companies Of soldiers were
stationed In the driveway.
Judge Brunson has presented l.
j. Levey. auctionecr, with rare
cane as a token Of appreciation fol
the very successful sale Of the donor,
effects held by Mr.. Levey. II wa'
one OF the best sales OF furnitur,
ever held here, and realized abou,
$1,000. The cane is Of blackt horn
and in its silver head is q watch
which the Judge testilies is an tx
cellent time keeper. Mr.. Levey i
justitiably proud Of this beautiful
souvenir.
Joseph Murphy, chief officer o
the bark Velocity, was arrested a
$50 o'clock yesterday evening OF
: King street by Lieut.. Cordes an,
David KAPPA ON suspicion. At Il
station he WAS searched and six hall
' pound tins Of Hougkong opium wer
found on his person. A search wa
made OF his room on board the We
) locity aud twenty-five more hall
pound tins of opium were found II
! the District Court to-day Murph
: pleaded guilty to having opium i
possession and was fiued $500.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
Departures.
Vessels Leaving Monday.
3tmi Mokolii for Molokai and Lanai
,tmr Claudine for ports on Maui at p m
Cargoes from Island Ports.

Stmr w q Hall-63O0 bags sugar, 10 bags
coffee, o. bags ava, 81 head cattle, and
so pkes sundries.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

The albion" is considered by
beer drinkers to be the best brand
on the Hawaiian Islands: the En-.
pire keeps IL. Always fresh, always
cool, drawn with a new patent Bah
cock pump.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08
TO RENT

A NICE FURNISHED 49,
"A Cottage oi Two Rooms
opposite DR.. Miner 3. Ap. ssiS&SS
ply u
J. A. MEHRTkN,
llT-lw Beretania street.
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The Government having decided
to abolish the Chinese Theatre, Jas.
+. Morgan Is authorized to sell the
whole group Of buildings at auction.
Z he sale will take place next Mon
day at noon.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

every lady who has
makes that have been tried and found the STYLE
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

Some Of the boys from the Charles.
ton have been painting the town red
since their arrival. II Is so we'll done
that IL Is reasonable to suppose they
have been using Hendrys Ready
Mixed Paints.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-09-08

U. s. Minister Willis presented
Captain @. W. Coiliu aud officers OF
the U. S. s. Charleston to President
Dole at tho Executive building this
forenoon. The Government band
aud two companies Of soldiers were
stationed in the driveway.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-11-06
Long
Branch
establishment.

This First-Class Bathing Resort
has been enlarged and is now open
to the public, 1t is the best place
on the islands to enjoy Bath, and
there is no better place to lay of.
Special accommodations for La
dies. Tramcars pass the door every
half hour, and on Saturdays and
Sundays every fifteen minutes.
c. J. SHERWOOD,
iy24 Proprietor.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-11-06
LOST $.

Mrs. Naomi has lost check No.
81 drawn on Bishop & Co. Pay
ment has been stopped The
finder viii receive a reward BY
returning the check to S. Z.
Kane within fifteen days from
date.
MRS NAOMI.
Honolulu. Oct. Is. 1894 tf-dly.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-09-16

loading and discharging loads, but this
is usually done by Stevedores, and there
is no reason why the crew should ever
be called upon to undertake the task.
On the whole the profession would
seem TO hold out many inducements for
servant girls who are out on strike, and
daughters who have revolted. The
most important question, however, has
not yet been touched upon. Would
their moral courage hold out?
There Is, on the whole, little cause to
doubt that by the time a ladies' train
ing ship mas been endowed, and mer-
chantmen are prepared TO entrust their
cargo 10 a crew composed entirely OF
the so 'called weaker sex, they will have
grown far too independent OF protec-
ton TO think Of losing their heads in
moments of peril or Of acute emergency.
Womea are not towards. To suppose
they have no indomitable courage were
10 do them a grave injustice. 1t only
wants developing and directing in the
right channels, and, unhampered by
the oflcious surveillance Of their male
friends, there can be no doubt that
they would make excellent sailors.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-09-16
PRECOCIOUS YOUNGSTERS

Mother" said the little girl, look
ing up from her book, what does trans
Atlantic mean?"
"Oh! across the Atlantic, OF course.
Don't bother me; you make me forget
my count"
"Does trans always mean across?"
81 suppose it does. If you don't stop
bothering me with your questions you'll
go to bed"
''Tben does transparent mean a cross
parent?'<
Ten minutes later she was resting In
her little bed.
Mamma-What was the sermon about
this morning, Willie?
Willie-Well, l guess 1t was tellin'
about cash boys.
Mamma-What did the minister say
aho Ut them?
Wlllie-Nothin' but his text was,
"All the days Of my appointed time
will l wait, till my change come"
Little Dick-Miss Mamie Is awfully
shy, isn't she.
Little Dot-Why?
Little Dick-She has most OF her
clothes made just like meL's, so men
won't fall in love with her.
Little Dollie-I'm SO glad you like
birds, Mr.. Jaggs.
Mr.. Jaggs-Who told you l did?
Little Dollie-I heard papa say you
were out for a lark last night with the
boys.
Willie Slimson-Mamma sent all her
silver to the safe deposi. vaults to-day.
Mrs. Twilling-What did she do that
for, Willie?
Willie-She heard you were going TO
ri We a swell dinner.
Teacher-Now, Willie, suppose yon
were to hand your playmate your last
apple to take a portion oi-wouldn't
you tell him to take the larger piece?
Willie-No, NON!
You wouldn't. Why?"
Zoos 'twouldn't be necessary"
Little Girl-You study music, don't
you?
Miss Screecher-Yes; I'm still study
ing.
..Uncle George said be heard your
voice as be passed your house asst even
ing"
"Let-me-see. l really don't believe
/ did any singing last EVENING"
"Oh. he didn't lay you did fng. de
said you were trying to.
charming mother who bel kes that
Joys should be amused has Sxeofe2
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-09-16
finishes OF umor

First Youn ~gster-Pve got a new baby
brother, what came from heaven last
night.
Second Youngster-That's Dothin'.
Ny little baby brother went TO heaven
yesterday.
First Youngster (refectively)-Pete.
I bet It's the same kid.--SprtnGfeLd
Farm aud Home.
Young Chip-What causes so much
sickness, father?
Old Block-Too much talking about
it, my son.-BostOn Courier.
"Jaggs never misses anything"
whats he doing Dow?"
Taking the Kelley cure"
"Do you call that a oil OF luck?"
Jupiter! think Of the good times be
must have had to need it"-Chic10o
InIer Ocean.
What made Columbus use an egg in
his argument?" asked the professor.
Il don't know" replied Miss Palette,
s'unless he was in the habit Of using lay
Star.