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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who i've bet.
ter than others and eljoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products u
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health Of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup OF Figs.
It's excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant To the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties Of perfect Lax
atige; efectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and feyers
and permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction TO millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in 50 cent bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

PmLosoPHY OF HUIAx LTFE.--Pros \
\ Riddeil chose for the subject Of his re-
marks last night in the opera house The
Philosophy Of Human Life tie explain
ed hypnotism. mind reading. magnetism
and the soul nature Of maa and It's aifini.
ties.
The last part of the lecture was devoted
largely TO the consideration Of man Z
physical nature. The food We eat inhu-
enees character Animal food excites an
imaiity and passion. You will never find
a pure mind in body that is corrupted
and diseased Many children Become IN
temperate and go down TO death Of vice
and crime on account Of the prevented
appetite that was made 50 by mother
cooking Of hot stutfs. pepper. mustard and
hogs lard. Brains were explained as q
closing thought. Prof Ridde.i will lecture
tonight on "Heredity."
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

July Is, 1894
MIR George Hawkins is spending this
week with relatives in Monmouth.
JR Douglass received q car load of
lumber few days ago and has just coBa-
pleted bridge. great convenience to
the public.
Tiiden Quinn who has been in the
employ OF ! K Douglass for several
months, is visiting relatives in Niagara.
Mr. Hughson, gardener of Benton
county, was visiting friends in Kansas
City Sunday.
Mr. w A Eastburn has inst completed
his new barn.
Mr. Douglass has purchased Mr. Hawk
ins interest in his poultry bunlness, MI
/ d intends to engage in the poultry bust
ness quite extensively next year.
Sr. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Most Perfect Made.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
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In Aa5%

We offer oae !. .zz.e5 ls2:2zs= Reward tar
any case Of Ca:zs-a :az. c=-aos C. cared hy
Hairs Ca.2rFh Care
FL. CHENEY s c.. g-o7s-. Tolesse. c.
We ;s-e aa-.Ee=~a--a-2 has saoun F. J.
Cheney for the las i yezrS- su3 aTlieve him
perfectly hcssavs,1s Il s.. o-s5sess transactions
and Financially as,y l. ---sy 91: ser obligation
snadc By ;heiE iisra,
WEST STKrkx. W -.s TsraSg1sts Toledo @.
IALoINa. kz~StS = z-vz2s. Who. s=ss . Dag
Eisss. Tc}e5v- O.
Halls Czszrrh t,ae= = ken internally, act
ing 1ire<sIy ugSeEs zE atrrst aTd mucous sar-
faces Of the system. sr-rZ &c ge- bottle. Sud
by all Drug 5>4s. TJss4.--7iAls free.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
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Notice To Water Consumers.

0ifice Of Albany Canal, Water. Trans
porta,iou and Lighting Company. corner
First aud Cziapooia streets
ALBANY, Or, Ialy 8, 1881
To Water Consumer:
Cousnencing today. during the irrigA
tion season. we will run both pGsnps. from
5 O'Clock n 10 9p NJ This will give IS
pounds ot pressure, 4; the pumps and god
service oyer the whole system II prop~rsy
usEi.
II valves 10 water closets are lett open.
hose without rsozzles used. hysirzntz i1snst
On without hose, the pressure cannot -
kep; up in that Iseighborhood.
Ii y0a do nos get good service Il will tss
the fault Of the consumers themselves. and
We hope il will lie oniy necessary to cali
attention TO these evils to have them
resaeaiei
We desire earnestly to give service bsit il
Is impossible without yoar corporation
With 80 consumers. If each ran Z. inch
hydraat open IT will easily ne seen iha; M
ordinary water system can furnish snch .
supply under pressure. &C Hoecg.
Cashier.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Llsr or PATESrs granted 30 Pacific
states inventors this wees. Reported By
c ! Snow < Go, solicitors Of American
and foreign patents. orp L Fzieai Of
fee. Washington, . {.
In Banoaa. san Francisco. Cal. gage
Tor unfolding apparatus: G. IL Boynton
Oakland, Cal. txpe-wtit:nE machine; I
Ferguson. Seattle, Wash, lamplightsE
" Harrie AID " r \ Allen. ia e, Ore
gou, alfalfa track cleaner. \ HsIAnder
Los Angeles. Cal, hospital bed " Il
Johnston, San Francisco. Cal, abstract
ing gold and silver from their solutions
in potassium cynzides, " o Ludovlc!
san FEaucisco.-Cal- gas-govegnor Nc
hellar, San Francisco. Cal. siezm-tFap
+ Powell. Sunny South, Cal. Amalgau
aior. 4 " Smith, San Jacinso, Cal, step
ladder.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Kasper Kropp TO Peter Black, lot /,
bl Is, H's 4th ad .....$ COS
John Morgan to Thos Morgan, 100
acres, 13 W 3. 3.............. 1906
w Fl Klum to A Trip, 81 acres,
l2w2. JOt
Malissa Mckinney to. Mary Z VIM
dom, 80.53 acres, IA w3 ..... I50
] i Hayden TO Samuel L Hayden,
1863 acres, 10 W w3.......... 3.
Robert L Hamilton to NJ Z Hamilton,
lot, Holly. y................. 10
w Jenkins to Mono Jenkins 100
acres, IL W l.................. !.
j F Kinney Jr TO NJ Robb, $50
acres, ii 400
Adam Sisemoor to l. Couey, rs
acres, ii w 2............--.-- 2. 90
A G Harden to X Smith, 2 acres
12w2 186
Lebanon to VIM Ralston vacation Of
certain lots and blocks in addi.
tion to city.
J L Miller to Sally A Cook, 1850
acres, 9 Z 2, bond for deed. 25(
J w Kenna to Jos Fl Hawley, u in
te.est 1850 acres, Shedd. .... 81
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
Or. Prices Cream Baking oowder
N,nrid,s Eai ffirhest Mednl and DIrloE,

IuiTUs GSAnwouI INFORMS rs tn
his branch store q. Second street will he
open from this day on in reg diar form OF
business. The same will be cash store.
Come and try and sa'iss.. yourselves that
the cash s. STEM is the only true one In
business. If YOU take his advite you will
never have any hard times.
JGRApwoHI..
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

KID GIovEs.-I have just received
the new spring shades OF the celebrated
Centemeri kid gloves and also those
with the large pearl buttons. l expect
to carry these in cclors to match the
suitings. carry also liues OF the Foster
hook, Biarritz, ehamois snd gauntlet
gloves. Sc IorNG.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
VOC AgE ALI. RGaAT

lnC Agg Nh. RIGHT
II you take your washing 10
the Albany Steam Laundry. II you
don't you are not Something Is The
matter Of YOU. How can you go TO q
Chinese establishment with tirst-class
steam laundry in the city Don't do it.
Be all right by quitting it, Suppose YOU
do make lea cents; what does i profit
you, with the Chinese smell and lurking
disease around. PatroniEe the Albany
Steam Laundry.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
N'otiee to Farmers.

Having rented the Magnolia Mills and
warehouse we are prepared 10 store 10000
bushels Of wheat and cats. We also have
a ers; es.-ss choppe. in thc house and are
making sreciai Inducements - secure
storage. Sc us before making arrange
ments for storing.
GEO F SIMPSON.
. " SIMPSON
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
Letter ltisT

Following Is the list Of letters remaining
in the post Office at Albany. Linn county
Oregon, July l6. 1894. Persons calling for
these letters must give the date on which
they were advertised.
Collins Mrs II So Jones Mrs Laura G
Phelps Mr. q A
Tuos. MoN.ETru, T. NJ.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

TALK Is.CHrAr; but when you come To
facts every body knows that Crawford &
Paxton take better photographs than any
other gallery In Oregon and at as low
prices as the lowest. Fsst stree. adjoining
Masonic Hail.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
4 Il RrrHEEFaRD.
tnuEtN >urarirfenflEut

STRANGE Communicable Junction
City Times says: buripg the session Of
the last legislature Lane county headed
the lis; on the cal Of yeas and nays
in both branches Of The legislature. Sen
ator Alley in the senate and u { BAugh-
man IN tie hoase This @as considered
rather remarkable coincidence. This
coincidence will be repeated next l&uu-
AIRY as Senator Alley sill continue 10
head the list q the senate and c II ba-
keT will head list in The house. Lane
county IL determined 20 keep AZ the head
ol the procession
The fact that ioosi's Sara PIT. la. orce
fairly tried, becomes Inc family medicine,
speaks volumes icr Iss excelIeace ard
,nesicinal ru-ri, iioot's S4rszrzfi.la Is
NaiuEe's GO worker
Host's Pits become the fzvotiie
caitsF:i- vii every ore whn iries theT.
.S-
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

READY FoR BUsINEss.-The Union Pa
cific lines are now open, and tickets on
sale to all points East.
For rates or information call upon
CuRRAN 4 MoNTEITH.
Local Agents.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
PIAKOFORFB LESSONS.
w Clifford Nash

w Clifford Nash
is now prepared to receive limited nanl-
Der of pupils, He will be at the residence
of Mrs Christine Monteith, corner Of 9Th
and Ferry streets, on Wednesday after
Moons and Thursday mornings IN each
week, commencing on Wednesday next 9th
ins',
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
TAKE Nortcr.- After this ,lat,

TAKE NoTtcE. After this dale, we. the
undersigned. aeree to saw oak ood for
80 cents and fir, ash and maple for 10 cents
per cord. July 10th
Ggo. ACHE>oS.
WN NEgLEY
l.N. Gowns.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Woop SAwING.-T undersigned
prepared to do wood saving, and splitting
and piling If desired, on terms to salt tbs
times. Leave orders at the feed storo of
X NJ Robertson one door east of the DeI-
ocrat office. & S ACHEsoN.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

CE Biowneils grocery store is increas-
n, in popularity. He carries fine stock
In light room, easily accessible and
gives bargains. Next door to the p o.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Another invoice of Gilher;s fast black
satteens In plain and brocaded. a 50 per
cal.nes in iast black end colors ard last
black orgraudies just received at Samuel
Young's
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

To make the hair grow natural color,
preven, haldns IS. and keep the scalp healthy
Halls Hair Rencwcr was iavented. and
has proved Itself uccessful
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

have just received another invoice
Ladies, Misses and children's new Oxford
Ties In all sizes and widths.
SAMUEL f. YOUNG.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

have just received another invoice OF
those popular priced sun umbrellas.
SAMUEL Z YOUNG.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

LAcEs.-The new Point De Veuise
iaes, in butter color, just received at
s E Young.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Baths at Viereoks shaving and hair
sutsing parlors.
II yoa want tla smoke call for Jo1eph 5
white labor cigar,
Clean towels to every customer at Viereok
shaving parlors.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

viii & Stark keep up with the timesin
the latest styles of jewelry. You will not
miss 1t If you call on them for anything
In the iewelry line.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Moire sill I { ,r trimming. In the staple
and new shades, just received st ) L
Younp's.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Two rival clothing houses of Buffalo. N
Y, have been saying unpleasant things
of each other in the advertising columns ct
the local papers for several weeks, and nov
one of them, stung by particularly bitter
personal attack in display type, proposes
to invoke the courts to test the liability OF
a newspaper for libel printed in its ad.
vertising columns and paid for by rival
concern. Bronner Bros have begun an
action against the Buffalo Courier for
$1OO, 600 damages for the publication of an
alleged libelous article as the advertise
msnt of Kleinhaus & Co. The advertise
ment was headed: Twenty Years After
Flash Light Turned Upon a Vile Business
Career" and referred to the Bronners
repea tedly as THE Poll Parrot Clothiers,' >
reference to tho fact that all four broth
| ers look and act very much alike. The
| Bronners' advertisements have been almost
as strong, referring TO their rivals as pup
pies" and throwing mud at their business
reputation
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

| Hai!'s Vegetable Ssctitan Hair Remover
! has restored gray hair 10 1t. original col
or and prevents ba.Gaess in thousand of
| cases. |, will do SO to you,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Hoods Pills are purely vegetable. and
do not purge pain or griPe. Sold by all
druggists.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

- In an age of fraud and adulteration, 1t 10
certainly gratifying to know that such an
extensively used preparation IS Ayers Sar-
saparilla may be implicitly relied upon. 1t
never varies either in quality. appearance.
or effect, but is always up to the standard.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
FOR SAN FRANCISCO

The Steamship HOMER
will ply between San Fran
cisco and Willamette VALLEY
points via the Oregon and
Southern Pacific railroads,
sailing with freight and pas
sengers on or about the fol-
lowingdates From San Fran
cisco On Wednesday April 4
at 6 p m. From Yaquina; on
next Tuesday, Az II
Fare from Albany and
Corvallis to San Frarcieeo:
Cabin. S12; Steerage. 50.
Round trip tickets, includ-
ing meals and berths, good
for 30 days, s16,
CHks HExpEY, Sos c.. Agents
No , to..s Market street, SaB FrarcisEo
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

B You can never have really good COM
plexion until the impurity Is cleansed from
your blood. What you need laa through
course of Ayers Sarsapariils. which Is
absolutely free from all harmhi ingred-
tents. and therefore, perfectly szfc.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
ON THE
TOP SHELF

os public estimation you will Ead
Parker Bros. /, has taken years OF hon.
es. dealing, sore foil OF the best goods,
4 continuous round of truth telling ard,
above all. ,ae righ, prices for The right
goods 10 lead Parker Bros 10 tkeir present
proud position. Their groceries arc stand
ard. their produce fresh, and their naked
goods the best in The market, ard OF 4
splendid variety.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Ge, your trui, jars a; Parker Bros. Ex
ira tops aud ruhScrs,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

ka5o Corset. a ner'ect dress form
Dresses fit perfectly over them. Appro
We by all d-essmake-s. Sc YOUNG
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
NOTICE F0a BIDS.

Btjs ~ilI ne reoeived rp TO Sa'urdAy.
IaIs 81. for 10 colis bSdS dr wood, IS
cards grab CAP. nos less thsn 4 inches l.
diameter. to be strsigh. zbd bess quality
Delivered al the public school buildiugs in
= bauy. on or before sept 1, 1894.
T Z ALLEN. Clerk.
The Figh: TO ,eiect any or all bids retery
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Hodges & Mcfarland, the leading drug
gists, Albany, Or.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

MARRrED.-on Wednesday afternoon,
July Is, 1894, at the residence Of George
W. Burkhart. in Albany. Mr. A ] Whit
eaker, of independence. and Miss Selma
Burkhart of Albany. Mr and Mrs Whit
cake have the best wishes of all their many
friends each side of the Willamette
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

ALL THOSE residents Of the city ot Al
dany, who wish TO furnish board and
rooms TO teachers, while The latter are in
the city during the county institute,
which is 10 b~ held from Jalg 30;h 10
Aug 9Th. inclusive, will confer a favor ty
Communicating with the county super
iu,enaent.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

ATTENTION TEAcmEgs-A county insti-
tnte will lie held at Albany. beginning july
;j3th, and terminating Aug 7ih 1884. The
purpose Of the Institute will lie the training
Of teachers in better methods Of teaching
Regular classes will he formed ami recita-
tions conducted by an ample aud efficient
corps Of instructors. An effort wIii be made
TO obtain reduced raiea Of boarding. Il j.
important that ali teachers be present at
the beginning Of the Institute Il Is
requested that all who inteud TO attend the
Institnte send to the Supt for information.
4 Il RUTHERFORD.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Late silver sword eorsage pins at VIII
& Starks.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Or. Prices Cream Bsking Powder
Worlds Fsir Highest Award.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
THROUGH TIcKETSasa

For information, time eards, maps an3
tickets call On or write c 6 Burkhait,
Agent. Albany, Or.
Or AID Charlton. Asst Gen Ta=s Agt,
Portland, Oregon,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
WALLIS NASH,

ATTORNE EE AT LAW
Will practice in all the courts Of the
state
Office FirS, Natl Bank building Albany,
Oregon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

MINIS A FINGER Councilman ] NJ
Walters is carrying his right hand in a
sling. necessitated by the loss of a finger.
His index finger lost its circulation and it
being impossible to get it into into run
ming order it was amputated. DIR Ellis
performed the operation.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

"TANIED--A second light
w wagon or b-ekbcar Gail a. Office
Of H Dz rymp'e.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Cabbage.
Green p as,
Celery,
Sweet Potatoes,
Nv Potatoes,
& Cherries
At & Z Brownell.
Did you know that Tinkle made the
finest photos, see the new samples and
get his prices.
Remember Tinkle positively guarn.ee
his photos, us you will be sure 10 be pleas
ed with your pictures If h. makes them
Try him once.
A Free Picture, See Tinkle about Get
ting life size crayon ftee.
The bes...roast ooiee in the city Al g n, ad
Msyera
1r. Prices Cream Baking Powdes
Azure Crepe cseaTu Of Tartar Powder.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20
New Advertisements.

ZONE NOW.-Ceme =. once apd get
- your bIsc& cap raspberries a:''3 cents
per pound. sball ruin them in f. DAYS
~Ish : grubbing hoe. WI WAExgs.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

"O0D f0r sale at hard times prices :,
w oak, ash. maple, piEe, tir.
&C HcoCg.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

ToExcHAxGE.-Wiil exchange valuable
l. city property for agoodfarm. Inquire Of
] II Upham Albany Oregon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Two LOAN. We have q few hundred
Il doIlars TO loan on good real estate
security.
SS STEELE Il Co. Albany Ore.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

1r. Prices Cream Baking Powder
A Enre 0rcpc cseaTp Of Tartar Powder.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-07-20

Moods Pills are purely vegetable, per-
lectly harmless, always reliable and beneficial.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1894-08-24
The DOCTORS Rash Promise.

This is true tale, and it points q
moral. A physician of this city had
treated certain gentleman and was
asked the question: How much do ]
owe your
Three dollars" said the physician.
But when the patient drew forth a
ten dollar gold piece the healer looked
chapfallen, and asked, anxiously:
"Have you no changer"
O"No," was the answer. only this
and two nickels."
Then give me the two nickels, said
the physician, "for if take the gold
shall be seven dollars out"
The unhappy man had rashly prom
Used his wife that all the gold taken in
by him in the discharge of his calling
should be his wife's perquisite. Lou
isville Courier-J Journal.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1894-08-24
Queer Guests.

Lady Morgan records in her DIARY
that while dining at the palace of the
archbishop of laramie she met with
guests whose presence would have
been more becoming to the .playroom
of a boy than to the din ing room of an
Italian prelate. Between the first and
second courses the door opened. and sew
eral enormously large and beautiful
cats were introduced by the names of
Pantaleone, Desdemona, Otello, ETC.
They took their places on chairs near
the table. and were as silent, as motion
less, as well behaved as one could de-
sire. On the bishop requesting one of
the chaplains to assist Signora Desde-
mona to something, the butler stepped
up to his lordship and observed "Des-
demona will prefer waiting for the
roasts. Youths Companion.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1894-08-24
Genuine Turkish Soap.

In slSpp window was recently dis.
played Quantity of dull gray blocks,
stamped with the sultan's seal. They
looked old and musty, and as if chill
dren had played house with them. A
man who was passing sped the heap
and exclaimed: ''Oh, that is the famous
olive soap made in Turkeyr' and he at
once darted into the shop and made a
liberal purchase. "Do you know" he
said a few minutes later, there's only
one better soap in the world, it is used
throughout the orient by the best
people, and the sultan never allows it
to leave the country. You cannot inn
port it for love or money. This is the
second quality, but it is very fine. !"
And tucking the package under his
arm the gentleman walked away,
doubtless to take a bath. Boston Her.
aid
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1894-08-24
As to Swearing.

Wife-You say man does not swear
at random, but tremendously to the
subject to be sworn at. Now how
would he swear if he came home hungry
to dinner and there was no dinner in
sight?
Hubbie-My love, you have that last
sentence out of plumb. You shouldn't
say 'how would he swear" but chow
he would swear" if he came l,ome hum
cry to dinner and there WASH any din
ner.-Detroit Free Press.