New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-02
THE TALK or THE DAY.

"rbe Toronto MALI estimates that since last May
NJ least OOOo insdians living in this coun-
try have returned to Quebec. "Tneir wanderingS"
=, s,vs "wllI scarcely have made them more duu.
fnI children or the Church Having been so long
beyond the reach Of their spiritual guides ana su'
pcrors they are likely to be somewhat unruv
transformers. They were not the most submissive
oven before they went away, for one reason as
s,yneJ FOR the migration their wesriness OF the
heavy tribute they had to renaer 10 the Ohuren'
Now they will probably be more FESTIVE under tnese
exactions. and the poisonous example may 'eaVsn
the whole mass.
This Is a story told OF coored girl Who nap.
pened to meet gentleman GONG no%a ns was
then both started for the other side ana anotner
imminent They oa tpea s d1nc suddenly Sai
STONED and said See heah. mister what am ais
gwne 10 be- a schottIsche or wa!z!-'Oo'um0ss
(Ga) Enquirer-Sun.
you're liar" said No. l. "You must take tnat
back" replied No O. II reiterate, you are ha'"
re,or,sd No / And No . to whom the word re
iterate" was evidently new. replied All rsh'
accept your apology"
funny thing happened in this Office to-day; young
caT,e in and 81; said mat n How old are Your
said l. Twenty nine said he Then Il VIII ,o ooss
you s52 year for swen}y 6 yeaF Then Il will cost
YOU 49, $50 said l. And how much DO q ge! ala q. ~
end OF twenty years. said ne ADo sx,rcs and yoa
p dSen yours m' pay sdVanes viii give @ and
You give me $500 That's fair isnt IT, ~ p,,,..
had never heard such proposition before; ana
asked leave retire and consult. zen err "1cn
gets cooler VIII inquire '''S o"' " NF
cinnati Tribune
Observation-Disclosures is looking up.
Pessimus-That must be because It is on Its back
Needed Rest-"wnat do you want OF anetasr
uesk of Mr. Addemup?' said Mr. Howell OF the
Srm Of &c Gettup & Howell. You've just had two
Yes. SIR replied the tred.ookng bookkeepej
"and want to get down to theLthe n' ahnns "
my regular work by degrees. '-tChicaso lriou"e'
It is difficult to understand the object 10 "n'Sa
the King of Abyssinia intends to devote the e'a~
crate postage stamps which he Is no" "a''"s w.
eraved and printed at Paris. There is no postcmcs
and no postal service in Abyssinia, and the E'ni'
opians have not yet developed the civilized MANN
Tor stamp collecting.
An Elkton tKyD girl had some powdered chaicoTS'
for tooth cleaning purposes near ner powder pun pun
When an admirer rang she was s','s ds ~, ' INTO me
charcoal passed il hastily over ner race "s ..h bs
stairs into the light ehated grsGetu' Ti ish, no
and look in the glass. Her feelings may DC 'm'
agined.-( philadelphia Ledger
..The Toronto Empire has this to say about 'ne
tariff question In this country; Mr. cleVeiaha wa.
disappear from the stage in about two years "n0u'
palgn The chances OF any lower tariff In the s'a.e'
Cor a long time to come are exceedingly slim Inc
tarIff-reformers have had their day
she is the occasion Of lots Of talk wherever '0'
Indeed" , ,n.,,ou
She always plays the piano. you know''-'De'''"
Tribune.
Saturday before last a Police Judge OF Jachsoh.""
Fla locked up a co.ored woman for using pro's'"
language. and released her sunday morning ."
cause she said she wanted 10 attend divine ser''ee
90 wonder" said Mr.. Wedderford ~ there Is any;
thing in the theory that sunlight will cure oaans'''
| have half notion TO try Il; :. D.. r..n,uded
Mrs Wedderford. You have been right in me FIn r.
of the footghts for more than ten years AZ.
closer you sit the oa'der you se' -'i''"''
Journal.
1.-THE Springfield Republican, says that the t1sa'
in playing cards is at ssandstill because Oh ",
failure Of the Government To supply the n'e'
revenue stamps now required by law. Ihe'e
q 900 packs OF cards iE Springfield 1900 In h0"'-'
and ll.OOo In Chicago waiting for stamps
The conv!c,s OF State prisons everywhere are
panlng of the wardens They say tha n aow them
10 leave the prison their brokers' row.
to permit them to receive gifts OF revo's sb, them
m in their solitary cells when they sing nights ara
convcts talk Of organizing to bring 1oy srsatsn 70
Leave their prisons ut IL attention Is NOV mat
to their demands especially as they ssyyrarv
they now get no better food than that tne o'N
lsboring man rcceives.-(l}oston Transcript
THE Philadelphia Record" says that IN 80
Township, Pike County Penn. there are s~
voters on the registry list. all being Democrats ,..,.
one exception in Uncle Billy" r. RaKe' "A
Billy lives five miles from his nearest ne'sh ,,
ekcs out a living on 4 small farm, when pe.e ..,,
the salary from the offices OF township s'pA
auditor. clerk and inspector OF election 9u''" 80
IN
he became elected the many Offices ne an al
The Democrats up here are not enouSh h.ip
the places and have to take what IS lei. y rve
them out As to carrying my precinct "" 80 Il.
not been beaten for forty-two years. cause ,,sr,
hosaphat there's been nobody to contest WIZ"
When Webb was returning from the r,ssm,r.cked d
the train ON which he travelled was sas ieft ~
S,spenson Bridge Becoming uneasy, ,n oistforr.
car and strolied back and forth on uc good
FINALLY he was accosted by an unshss him ~
natured Irishman, who wanted 10 s"'"
sights. n s,id pat
"Yesr' -. O., Niaeayfu -
..s ,hs fsi,sY Beeorra, they're folne! ..o"
.N" thamks saw them two year Js~o ura
Pat threw patronzinx glance a. ss.u.ry since ~
he said, IAN they've ADDED 70 'ne
toimev'-(Boston Budget.