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Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
He Made the Sale.

Madam" he said, 'I represent''-
 .'Yes, you represent that your glass cutters will cut 400, GOO feet of flint glass without losing an edge, or that your can-opener will convert can of spoiled Holsters to perfect sweetness, or that your fly paper not only kills the flies that come within 100 yards of it, but intimidate all those left I've got all the washing machines. fly screens. potato-peelers, apple-corers"
 'As I started to say, madam, rep resent the anti-Agent rrotective As sociation. For the small sum of $1 we will sell one of these braas plates to tack on your front gate to notify all pedlers that you are fully supplied with all the wares you have enumer- ated. Only $1. madam, and guaran- teed for one year-Indianapolis Jour nal
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
That Apple Once More.

Mrs McSycophant the wife of Parson McSycophant a Texas clergy man, happened to be present when the class was being examined by the aforesaid clergyman.
 Tommy" asked the clergyman, ,dsd Adam and Eve sin in the Garden of Eden?'
 You bet they did" replied Tommy.
 (Which sinned first, Adam or Eve?'
 'Tommy scratched his head and hesitated.
 In order to give him hint that Eve had first transgressed the parson pointed toward his wife. Tommy ceught on immediately and roared out:
 Your wife sinned -Siftings
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
We'll Known.

''I want you to publish these poems in book form," said seedy looking man to a New York publisher
 Publisher-Pl1 look over them, but I can not promise to bring them out unless you have well-known name.
 Poet-That's all right My name is known wherever the English language is spoken.
 '.Ah, indeed! What is your name?''
 John Smith ''-White Plains Weekly.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
His Explanation.

'Got anylittle job of work. ma'am,- = inquired the dusty pilgrim at the back door. that I can do to earn a bite of grub?"
 You've often asked me for cold victuals." replied the woman in sur prise, ''but this is the first time you ever ask ed for work"
 ''Yes'm.'' 5 rejoined the tourist cheer fully; 'Pm on my vacation. Chicago Tribune.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

A friend writes us: 'Ts it not time for the Socialists to step in and clean some of our trades unions now controlled by old politicians? I know one organization in St. Louis that has recently been robbed of nearly every cent by three of it's finan- cial officers
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
EXPOSITION MUSIC HALL. AGITATION IN ST. LOUIS.
succEssFUL OPEN AIR MEETINGS

Brewers and Malsters' Union. held a. well-attended meeting at Concordia Turner Hall. last Wednesday night. Com rade Rocker made a rousing speech on Socialism. and was loudly applauoeo' Union No. will parade in full force on November 3d. Comrade D. Erl has been elected marshal for the parade. Local Union No. 37, Painters and
 Decorators of America, met Tuesday night in Mohn's Hall, Broad way and Russell avenue, and decided to take part in the Socialist Labor Parade on November Sd. Brother Meinhardt was elected marshal.
 German Section met at Central Turner Hall and elected Comrade T. Ahrend as marshal for the parade.
 TaiIors' Union No. III, as already reported, elected President Never as marshal for the parade.
 CabinetmaIxers' Union No IF, will turn out in full force in the parade on November Sd.
 Operative StOnemasOns' Union is making great arrangements for the Exposition Hall Demonstration.
 Carpenters' Union No. will make a good showing in the Socialist Labor Parade.
 Carpenters' Union No. 51S is determined that every member shall lake part in the November Sd dernonstra- tion. Marshal will be elected Saturday evening.
 Carpenters' Union No. 423 will join the Socialist Labor Party pa rade on North Market and Fourteenth streets.
 Carpenters' Union No. 12 will meet Saturday evening at Keller mans Hall and decide to take part in the parade.
 Cfgarmakers' Union No. A will not be officially represented in the parade, but nevertheless the Socialist cigarmakers will make a good showing on November 3d.
 German Arbeiter Verband will have it's new banner in the Socialist Labor parade All the delegates will march.
 Stonemason Helpers Union is one of the Unions that will march on November Sd, as an advance guard of Organized Labor.
 EEVorwaerts," the workingmens. singing society, will be strongly represented in the Exposition Hall demonstration.
 nHervegh Saengerbund," the North Side Workingmen's Singing Society, will send at least 100 men to the parade. C0-0perative Commonwealth Club will be addressed by General Fry Sum day, october IA, at 8 D. rn.,s at 1421 Mar F =1isssss rangemenfs for the parade.
 The Socialist Ward Clubs, without exception, will march from their respective Headquarters to the places or meetings for the November 3d parade.
 Bakers Union No. 15 decided to join the Arbeiter Verband in the Socialist Labor Parade.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
A New Faculty.

"Do you know" asked the snake editor, that color can be detected by the touch?''
 'No," replied the horse editor. Have you learned the scheme?" Mot all of it, but have learned a 1ittle.'
 '1ndeed?"
 'Yes, without the slightest difficulty I can tell when I feel blue.''
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
A Duel Incident.

A Duel Incident. First Editor-Did you receive my challenge?
 Second Editor-Yes, got it. What do you mean to.do about it3' 'sNothing.s' -- Nothing! Do you mean to ignore me entirely?''
 You should have sent a a-cent stamp if you wanted your manuscript returned"
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
A Cause of Woe.

Parson Whangdoodle Baxter of the Austin Blue Light tabernacle, met Jim Webster, who was complaining of hard times, etc.
 Whisky am de cause ob all yore troubles and sorrers," replied Jim's spiritual adviser.
 ''Dat's so, parson. I feels mighty troubled when I hasn't got any ob hit"
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
The Boy of the Period.

Nice Old Man-You ought not to fish on Sunday, my lad. You know President Cleveland refused to do so a few days ago. Boy-Al right. When Pm Presi- dent I'll keep that pointer in mind. Old Grover's no fool"
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
Deed of 8 Crazy Lover.

Ed Oliver shot Miss Anna Carlock of Beardstown, at Chandlerville. Ill ', the other evening and then killed himself. He had known Miss Carlock but five days. He had become per. fectly infatuated, but she disliked him. This aroused his jealousy, and finding his attentions were trampled upon, he decided to kill her and then take his own life He told her this a few minutes before the shooting. She will recover. The deceased was re- gently employed in the freight depart ment of the Burlington route ct Beardstown. ILL
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

During the ensuing six months the St. Louis Trades and Labor Union meets every second and fourth Sunday in the month.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
On the Steamboat.

Adams-What are you reading? Brown-It is a very useful book for those who don't know how to swim
 ''How so?''
 If you fall overheard all you have to do is to turn to page 57 and read the directions and you are safe"
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
Conclusive Proof.
(copwtohted, 1894, by Kepp1er & schDars-

VCopy71gHted, ISS4, by Keppter Schaodrz- npdn.)
 Customer (consolinglyl = Your brother -in-1aw is a very unfortunate man, MT. Hochstatter. Only a short time ago he had to stand an examina- tion as to his sanity, and now he fails at 10 cents on the dollar.
 Hochstatter (eagerly).-He vas . shmart man! At von sweep he wipes away all der suspicious as to his men, tai condition. How aboudt it?-Puck.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
WAS FOND OF BOOKS.
JAMES COLEMAN DRAYTON AS
 A STUDENT,
While His Wife Was Fond of Society and Travel-The Pair Whose Marital Inflicities Have Caused So Much Gossip.
New York Correspondence.

HE NEWS THAT J. Coleman Dray- ton had sued his wife for divorce caused endlesstalk.
 It has been over three years since Drayton first sus- pected that his wife was not true to her marriage VOWS, and it has
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

All organizations are requested to car ry appropriate banners and transpar- encies in the procession.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
OUR WIT AND HUMOR.
CURRENT PLEASANTRIES AND
 SHARP POINTS.

The Maiden and the Mustache-A Bill To Fit the Crime-Sagacity of the Jew-F1oatsam and Jetsam from the Tide of Jokes.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

The strike of Hamilton Browns en- ployes is still unsettled. The men are firm and determined to fight the battle to a successful end.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
A Break In the Monotony.

A Break In the Monotony. The young woman with the devoted admirer of long standing and persist ent perseverance, met her best friend on the street the other morning. ''Well." was her greeting. "what do you think?''
 Think about what?' was the very logical response.
 Think about my accepting Fred?" But you haven't have youT' "Yes.',,
 "When?''
 "Last night.'' How long has he been coming to sec you?"
 -Four years"
 ''And how many times have you re- fused him?''
 ''I don't know. A dozen or so, I suppose Well, whatever possessed you to accept him?'
 Really. I can't say unless it was the wish to escape from the intoler- ahle monotony of rejecting him. "-
 t-Nraa- -Prsanse -t---,l . i4-zz-94s -.-,
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
A Permanent Investment.

Wiggs-I suppose that should nev- CT have bought that stock if the brok- CT hadn't assured me that there was a fortune in it
 Biggs-Well, wasn't there?
 Wiggs-Oh, there may have been. but haven't been able to get any of it out, as yet-Someryille Journal
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
ST. LOUIS LABOR NOTES.

General Fry will speak at all open-air meetings next week.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

pear and answer the charges named in the complaint She was notified that the case would be called Aug. 6 and that there was a severe penalty for failure to appear.
 It was Oct 20, 1579 nearly fifteen years ago. that James Coleman Dray- ton of Philadelphia and Charlotte Augusta AsGor stood up before Rev: Morgan Dix in the great parlors of
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

The eye of little Washington mist was attracted by the sparkle of the dew at early morning.
 Mana" she exclaimed, Its hot tern thought it was.''
 'sEVhat do you mean?"
 Look here The grass is all cov- cred with precipitation. Washing ton Star.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
Returns Not All in Yet.

Mabel-Is this not the dearest little summer resort in all tho world?
 Mrs Tinkles-I don't know haven't paid my bill yet. Flown Topics
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

HALLETT ALSOP BOkROWE kept it very quiet; he would be dis graced if any of his set should know it. The Consolidated Traction com pany of New Jersey is owned by very nearly the same set of men as the Metropolitan Traction company. A few Jersey men have been injected into the management to lend the road a local color as it were
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20
(Copyrtghted, 1894, by Keppter & Sch,Darz-
 mdn.)

Client (angrily) Say, this bill of yours is downright robbery! : Great Criminal lawyer (who has won clients easel was your crima- Puck.
Hartford labor., 1894-10-20

without exception, will march from their respective Headquarters to the places of meetings for the November 3d parade.
 Bakers Union No. 15 decided to join the Arbeiter Verband in the Socialist Labor Parade.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
WATER Is GOING DOWN
Efforts Made to Check the Flow of
Water Into the HalIstead
Mine at Duryea.

One OF the most active and interest.
ing mining scenes in the history Of this
valley is the work being done by the
Delaware, Laekawanna and Western
company to conquer the flow of water
which has been pouring into its Hall
stead shaft at Duryea since Friday,
Sept. 21,
A cave occurred in the mine on the
date mentioned and within few days
No / vein was flooded and the vein
above, No. 2. contained four or five feet
Of water Pumps of large capacity
were set at work while the mine Off
cials tried to find the source OF the
food. They were unsuccessful in this
but concluded the water came from
crevices extending to the swamp land
and mountain streams on the surface.
Meanwhile the pumps made no i'm
preston /on lowering the flood, and o
larger force Of men were put at work,
and mong the pumps added was one
of the Worthington pattern OF immense
capacity, which was on exhibition at
the Worlds fair. A hundred men, in.
cludiug all the available carpenters.
machinists and firemen were pressed
into service, as we'll as small army of
lahorers.
Yesterday the water was lowered one
inch in the twenty-four hours What
operations will be necessary to cheek
the flow can only be determined after
the water is lowered sufficiently to dis
close the point of entry.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
raising THE Fallen
Evangelist SChRTea EXhOrtS an Audience Of
Girls at Florence Mission.
SEVERAL RESOLVE TO REFORM

His Pathetic Appeal Caused Flow of
observation-disclosures of Early Life
Oscloses Their Better Nature.
Other Meetings at Gospel Tent and
Car Shops-Rescue Mission Ser
vices for Men at Midnight.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
CITY NOTES.

Gentlemen's. Driving Club races satur-
day, 2p. m.
There will be regular meeting Of the
Press club this evening.
Rapid progress is being made in the
erection OF the iron work of Hotel Jer-
myn.
The Delaware and Hudson company's
employees at the Dickson and Won Storch
mines, were paid yesterday.
Marriage licenses were granted yester-
day to Joseph Name and Clara Lake, both
of Scranton, James McWilliams and Emma
Ward, of Scranton.
Judge Edwards held naturalization
court in the arbitration room yesterday
afternoon and made citizens OF a large
number Of aspirants.
Last nights storm prevented quorum
for the meeting of the Sheridan Monu.
ment association which was postponed
until next Wednesday evening.
Attention is called to the line Of goods
published today by the Scranton Cash
must make big stock Of goods.
The Delaware, Lackawanna and West
ern company paid its employees at the
Bellevue, Dodge and Oxford mines yester-
day and will pay today at the Hampton
and Sloan mines.
Court yesterday transferred the hotel
license Of Wills e. Higgins to P. B. Hig-
gins, one Of the partners, Mr.. Wills hay
ing withdrawn from the firm. The hotel
license of Michael Bosak, of the Second
ward of Olyphant, was transferred to
Antol Galinski.
Mrs. Kate j. Boyce Fuller. through At
torney G. H. Pitcher, asked the court yes
terday to grant her q divorce from A.
Gordon Fnller. They were married In
Lisle, N. Y, on Nov. 25, 1886, and lived to-
gether until March 10, 1892. Cruel treat
ment is the ground on which the divorce
is asked.
Chief Simpson has placed an officer on
duty on the following street crossings:
Corner OF Lackawanna and Franklin av-
enue, Wyoming and Lackawanna, Wyom.
ing and Spruce street, and Court House
square, Washington avenue side. Street
crossings have become so dangerous that a
policeman at the above named corners is
absolutely necessary.
Louis Raymond, Delaware, Lacka-
wanna and Western fireman, met with an
accident at Nicholson yesterday caused
W NO ohPPahb va enVo' VI bhO CuhlHt
and being squeezed bt ween the tender
and the water tank. L was brought to
Scranton and conveyed p Moses Taylor
hospital where it was 70 4 that his collar
bone was fractured. 4 vas reported to
be progressing favorably iast night.
TIE classes in English branches ant
millinery will be organized tonight at tn,
Young Women's Christian association. In
struction will be given by competent
teachers in reading, spelling and grammer
history, rhetoric, physiology and geo.
graphy. Terms 80 cents In addition to
membership fee OF 81. This class fee en-
titles pupil to one other class, either Mon
day night writing class or Friday night
needlework class Rev. e. s. Miller will
conduct the twenty minute service to-day
at the Yonng Women's Christian associa-
tion at i2.05. Miss Corrigan will sing
All young women are invited.
Gentlemen's Driving Club races Satur
day, Up. m. ."
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
MARRIED At PoTTSvILLs.
Many Scran tonians Attended the Arch
bald Baird Wedding.

Many scran tonians Attended the Arch
bald Baird Wedding.
The wedding at Pottsville yesterday Of
Joseph Archibald, son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
James Archibald, Of this city, to Miss Bes-
sic Baird, was attended by large mum.
ber of Scranton friends.
The family party left for Pottsville Tues
day, and the guests left yesterday morn
ing in special car attached 10 the 7.45
Delaware and Hudson train. Among the
latter were: Judge and Mrs. r. W. Arch
bald, Miss Nan Archibald, Mr.. and Mrs. G..
II. Catlin, MIR. and Mrs II. P. Simpson,
Major and Mrs. Everett Warren, Mr.. an d
Mrs. G. H. Welles, Mr. and Mrs. Fred
Kingsbury, Mrs. R. j. Bennell, Miss Ben
nell, Mrs. Masser, Mrs. Henry Belin, jr.,
Mrs. N. G. Robertson, Mrs. E. l.. Allen,
Mrs. Powell Mrs. Allen, Miss Hunt, Miss
Holmes, Honesdale; j. W. Oakford,
The ceremony was performed in the
First Presbyterian church at 6 O'Clock and
was followed by a reception at the home
of the BRIDES uncle Heber S. Thompson,
manager of the Pottsville trusts of the
Girard estate. The bridal party included
the following: Maid of honor, Miss Mar.
garet Thompson, OF Pottsville: brides
maids, Miss Archibald and Miss Augusta
Archibald, Scranton; Miss Holmes, Albany;
Miss Marie Thompson, Miss Lee and Miss
Russell. Pottsville; James Archibald, jr., d
brother of the groom, best man; DR.. AL
fred Hand, ir., Philadelphia; F. G. Fisher,
Chicago; A. G. Hunt, Scranton: F. G.
Pratt, Hartford; j. G. Damn, Buffalo; Car
Miller, New Rochelle, N Y, ushers.
PoTTsvILLE, Pa, Oct. 3.-The mos,
fashionable wedding seen in this city fol
years was that Of Joseph Albright Arch
bald to Miss Bessie Carey Baird which
was solemnized this evening in the First
Presby terian church. Rev. DR.. Belville
the venerable pastor emeritus, performed
the ceremony. The bride is an heiress
beautiful and accomplished aud ,
daughter of the late Colonel Edward
Baird She is also a neic,
OF Major Heber S. Thompson. of this city
The groom belongs to one of the best ant
most wealthy families in Scranton, Pa.
and is engaged in the coal business in thi
county. The decorations were arranged
by Henry Walternale, the Germantown
florist. Guests were present from Phila
delphia, Scranton and New York. Th,
young couple left on an extended trip.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04

]. Frank Siegel's Academy of Dancing.
Afternoon social for misses, masters aud
ladies Saturday, Oct. g. Parents and their
friends cordially invited. Evening class
for ladies and gentlemen Tuesday evening,
Oct. 0, first lesson for beginners. "
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
NEW TRIAL ASKED FOR.

Dr. A. e Burr Wants to Get Before q
Jury Again.
An application for new trial has been
made to the court in the case of Dr. A. e
Burr against John Kase and II. Stone.
The action is one In ejectment, and was
tried last week and resulted in verdict
for the defendants.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
NEW SINGING CLASS.

The Scranton School Of Music to be
Opened This Week.
The new class in sight singing will be
formed this evening at the Scranton
School Of Music, 402 Lackawanna avenue,
over the "Fair." Tallie Morgan will be
the teacher, and this is enough Of guar
Rntee that the class will be a success from
the first night. This evenings class will
be for mixed voices Of all ages, and will
begin at the very foundation Of music.
Those interested are invited to be present
whether they intend TO unite or not, and
hear Mr.. Morgan's interesting talk on
music reading.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04

You Who Know a Good
Thing when you see it, should visit the B
Bros.' big Binghamton shoe sale at SOS
Lacka. ave. ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
Music Boxsa Exclusixalu.

Eest made. Play any desired number OF
tunes. Gautschi & Sons, manufacturers,
1880 Chestnut street. Philadelphia. Won.
derful orchestral orgaus, only s. and $40.
Speciality: Old music boxes carefully re-
paired and improved with new tunes. ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04

PABsTs MILWAUKEE BEER cool and
sparkling, at Lohman's, Spruce street "
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04

PILLsBuRY's Best makes best bread. =
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
THE MAN FROM boston
Crowd at the rockingham 10 see tho eX-
Champion.
JOHN |. SULLIVAN we'll RECEIVED

The Once Great Gladiator Freely Dis
cusses the Corbett- Fitzsimmons
Mudde with a Tribune Reporter.
He Believes the Pompadour Can
Best the kangaroo-His Acting a
Trifle Yellow, but He Caught the
House,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04

The 8 Bros.
Are selling ladies' oxfords for Acc. "
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
The 8 Bros.'

Big Binghamton shoe sale is boiling over
with bargains. Bring your baskets around
and lay In supply for the winter. 1t will
be your last chance. ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-10-04
y 9
You want any

You want any
thing in the fol-
lowing list? If
you do, come to
the Scranton Cash
Store. We have
a fine stock and
you know how
Our pr ices run:
New-York tribune., 1894-04-22
v,TUTc At NEW LONDON.

>,oo.r on1on Conn. April q (SpeciaD-The hxt-
80 ,,rnlshings and ballast OF the well known
,,.cbt Dauntless. owned by the late Commodore
Colt were sold here at private sale last week anu
on TUESDAY the yacht was towed around 10 'he
connecticut River where she VIII be anchored anu
allowed to go to pieces. NO AfherNa" Sa."'
h.,ter known than the Dauntess She was the VIII
= -, many races and yachtsmen express general
reere that she will never again be In
i'ttan,aIn e + Chaney. OF this city, mas resisneu
bb,,,,an, of the Cd Regiment. c. y. O.. ana zap
as si a. Ibomas o. Thompson. Of Company d. oi ms
city, has been appointed IN nv ms p oticer in the
nppnt and his appointment gives general satS-
TIC warm DAYS OF the last week have convhcedd d
neopIe hereabouts that winter y rea,y oVs norng
yacn,o a. shane Cove some ten or twelve yachts
sre being oyerhauied and will soon 90 into COM
mission.
New-York tribune., 1894-04-22
0vington Brothers,
Fulton and Clark Sts., Brooklyn
The Old Store.
DOINGS 1T LLNOA.
SIMMER RESIDENTS LOOKING AFTER liN'''
COTTAGES

SIMMER RESIDENTS LOOKING AFTER i''"'''
COTTAGES.
ro,ox Mass. April q tSpeclaD.-Ihe sio".u'
,hout the cottages being put III orue' ~. va,
,or,,py seoson The shrubbery comes out wen WIS
,nring especially on the place OF W mann ~ o'o@
rh.rles 1anier. George q. Haven ID. w b'snop
a,,a c.or,,e ~ Morgan. Anson Phelps stokes he"
rIoce has q lawn and park about 1t OF so'he.mis
NV. aftv acres. and II. H. Cooke Is also sraur"s
vary extensive lawn reaching from his mouse "eari'
o. rho bor,lers OF Mahkeenac Lake. John sloane Is
vino, the spacious grounds about his new cottage
an Reccher Iiill graded and put In ORDER anu Is
h,uhing Telford roads all through his place
David Ivdig is In Ienox this week. having repairs
made upon his cottage He and his family VIII oc-
cupy It some time In May
Mr J. f. schermerhorn and family are In Lenox
this week. at Curtis Hotel
ur and Mrs Ward Thoron came up from WASH
ington this week. go l., 7 orox
this week aud have spent considerable time at their
Mace on the Pittshed read. They expect TO speno
the summer in lenox. 49,, -, Ia, .,
John Sloane was In Lenox this week with his
architect Mr. Stearns, OF the firm OF Peabody
Stearns OF Boston He viii be up again next Satur-
day. MIR. Sloane expects to take short trip 10