The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-08-17
MIsFITS.

MIsFITs.
AT Salem the young men turn out the
street lamps when they 90 to see girl that
yves within block of one.-Astorian.
1ney say those men and women who |
walked to the top of Mt Hood will wait for c
the street car fifteen minutes to ride half
dozen blocks. ~
It's about time for the Ashland wafer {
melon to appear on the horizon. An ex- !
change says that q five days insurancey |
policy will go with each melon this year. /
An Albany young tman who spent his
ilrst night with the sky for roof was fort r
innate in being located near John Shea 5 ]
onion patch. few miles cast of Sweet
H0me. The smell OF onions kept all var
mits away, resulting in a peaceful night.
1t has been copputed that the death rate
OF the globe is 68 per minute. 9I.790 per
day. or 35,7l7, 100 per year. The birth
rate is 20 Ter minute, 100. 500 per day, or
36, sl7 200 Ter year, reckoning the year to
be 1854 days in length.
Years ago the Man about Town remem
bers being guyed by some city nrchins on
account of new pair Of pants creased for
keeps. Now the creases are the proper
thing, the style OF all fads this is about |
! the most foolish This should have been
i mentioned several months ago
4
| S 81 Daniel our most liberal advertiser .
| has been continually increasing his business /
during the hard times, and. be it remem-
| bcre1, he Is doing = strictly cash and pro- |
/ dace buinessg. MIR Daniel il better con
WINGED than ever tnat it pays 10 advertise. |
/ Scio Press. Serves him right OF all men |
| the liberal advertiser deserves 10 prosper
mcst. Most patrons Of 4 paper prefer
/ trailing with its advertisers.
/ A Chicago man who has turn for sta
tisties, claims that the strike was lie
saving institution. He says according To
the annual average. the railroads kIi "A
Chicago people every two weeks, ~hereas
during the riot only seven lives were Lost;
thus the Chicago man with tendency for
mathematics. shows a net saving Of - lives
during The two weeEs Of the strike Matters
have TO be gloomy indeed when the Chicago
MAN can't extract some comfort from tneri.
This is tns Portland Telegram opinion:
The heavy wheat shipments are going TO
put good deal Of money ietO circulation
where il Is needed. There sill be no profit
. to the fsrmcr on the crop. bat 4 will he
money al hand at a time when q dollar
looks a. big as a csrt~heel AT ali events.
il il time when dollar in hand Is worth
, two bushels in the bin Let he wheat go
, oct and the dollar come in. regardless Of
the price.
r \ Chicago table Of wheat prices shows
, t'lat during tA Aenty-nine yeara ending IN
ls4S the highest prioe Of wheat was
2 reached times in January. In February.
in March. 6 in April. IN Ma, IN
June. J in July. in August. 2 n Septem-
Ter. in October. in November, . II De
oesaber- In reoen. yeAys, thoaGh. ths cary
market has presented the beat price. The
table ws,uld indicate that the flne to sell
( wheat Is considerable Of \ lcttery-
s Governor Pennoyer rides On 4 pzss
. regularly, regArdless Of his blatant bsoE-
&
e dnee it in the presence Of two SzieFn
= friends. wfo guyed him considerably
about the matter.
? Farmers are paying harvest nauds
!. Sl-35 day in sherman county. hand
of hzrvesfers went out u1eFe last week
expecting 10 rec~iye Si-59 day, and
y wien sntormesi tisz, 81 - .sas the price
: struck and came isAcS is the city The
! nAlies T. NJ
1 The anarchists are murh like the rest
nj msukI:d. after all. saws the New York
= Tdbune. Newspapers fare denied the
: yoang anarchist y ho tsigd so assassinats
= Fremier CrisTi The osneT dax. and ne
4 sends from hs. Roman Iungeon plai..-
! tive wali: II - "a 1--we without food. sui
a ! eanno; last iosas zsinoat ne~Fpzp~rs
e
ae Tis. cav. aEia. will he uSei at the su
prem. iodss- knights of pstHizs. ir
d Washington on August u. lsas. will bs
o made u silver. and II Nil; lie psesen
s,om the grSnsl isige Of ljaho 30 Hon "
,r W Blackwell. supreme chancellor Of tn
= world. Knights ni T., thsAs While tins
grand lodge was IN ss=sSioa in PocAtesss
EBAGE fNH1EN EEGA9 s4VaksAAaAstkr *
a bay Itle silve-, and VI Z Dofy. the wei
3 kno~n Hoise jv~sler. had the gave
= made. Il is beautiful prcius iion o
the silyersmith's art
= This Chinese war is very tame. In $
i. land contest Just reported Only SO Nl.i-
= nanen acre ~i.sr-t. fhe pubic sisl mol
he satisfied wi,is that kidd "a tuSIr~ss
"a -
To- would not be sucis slaughter. SHeE
in 5O00l0 are killed IN = haftIe Il will lfz
y. time 10 open onr eyes. 0aly q lev thou
sand men are an tlae war and the truth 4
il Is exciting great deal more attention
in the L .haa IN China. where il i
pFababis not many OF the CELESTIAL
know there IS n war.
Santo, the murderer OF Garnet. sent ih,
follow ing letter 90 his mosiser day @
two ago: Dear MolileT-I write yen
~ lew lines in order 10 inform voa | h2Ni
been condemned TO death. Nns' mus
Z ron .hink Of mes Iou csnnot think
II am an assassin and mSsetactoz. Vet
NOW NV good heart and my tenderness
AZ Was always shown Ia Yea. Vel. in'
A heart il the sama today. Ii | hzxe eo'n
mi;ted this act. It wsz simply sscausa
world ] ,haak the priest ioe coming {,
me- but | 10 not care to confess. | 50
lutte Won, my hro;hers. sisters and 9th
eis. with q thousand kisses.
,e
.e The yoans man or hov who ran read
Il Ire following from the Coiamhus Herald
r, ana continue 10 smoke cigarettes is Ger
er sainly oeyond redemption: The cigsr
le elite is the handmaid OF paresis, she bride
IS of consumption and the greatest dude ex-
terminator vet discovered. Probably q
- more GOV ard innocent missile oi death
A. has never been evolN and has pale
" and suhdued cast, but in reality i con
?, densed nightmare sofienlng oi the brain,
]. funeral procession and gloom. The ci-
II garette Was invented by pessimist, who
got his original i6ea from the dewitt, and
who put in his time bete cen drinks in
, collecting the chewed ends Of cigarette
, stumps. Seldom having the price of q
cigar. he s0on learned "a draw comfort
and secondhand saliva from the pulver-
lied stumps ard little sheets OF poisonous
y paper. Ills timely death advertises the
d brand OF destruction he used, aud in a
short time IT grew into popular favor
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