The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1894-03-27

and thy wise men; go ye forth and
pitch your tents over against the CAPT
tol, which is in the land of Columbia. ,.
And was it not even so9 And did he
not command them, saying: 'Get thee
an exceeding swift move on, and issue
more bonds" And was it not even soG
Yea verify.
And when he saw these thing, he
shook himself by the hand, which is
after the manner of his tribe, and spake
unto himself saying Ha, ha, and like
wise He, he, and similarly Ho, no.
And it came to pass, when Cleve
land did these things, which were not
according to the writings of the law,
hemet with no opposition, and straight
way he was puffed up with the pride
of his heart, and his digestive organs,
inasmuch as his raiment became sew
eral cubits too small to contain his
royal joblots.
CHAPTER III.
And after the space of time, it
came also to pass, that the digg9rs of
the earth went up into the city and
offered their silver for food that they
might eat, and garments that they
might dress up.
But the moneychangers rebuked
them, and laughed soft, gurgling
laughs, and picked up large brown
epithets, and cast them at their heards,
and spake among themselves, saying:
He cutteth wide swath no longer,
verify, he art augesp:elt,"
And moreover, the diggers of the
earth marvelled among themselves,
saying:
Have we not brought our silver to
these same moneychangers before, and
were they not anxious to buy them,
and did we not hustle in great shape
for this silver9"
And it was so that they turned to the
moneychangers, and sayeth:
Wherefore buyeth thou not our
wares9"
And they answereth not, but simply
pointeth to a bulletin which they had
posteth up, and which beareth an in
scriptiOn even after the manner of that
people, and they looketh and saweth
GROVER THE GREAT CAUsETH THE
REPEAL OF THE PURCHASING CLAUSE OF
THE SHERMAN SILVER ACT.
And the diggers of the earth mar
yelled exceedingly, and many of them,
yea, even they which had hardened
unto the voice of Grover, smote their
bres SITS and said damn" and went
hither and thither, and thence back to
hither again, and cryeth one to another.
Behold, if thou wilt kick me, I will
do even so to thee"
And it came to pass the storms came,
and the panic descended, and the chill
dren of darkness lifted up their hands,
and wruDg them in great lementation,
saying:
Wherefore are thou, Grover, our
deliverer, and wherefore art the good
times at9' And mighty voice came
back from the wilderness, saying.
The president is busy with the
Hawaiian matter, and must not be dis
turbed."
CHAPTER ".
And it was so, that great army OF
the tribes of Iowaites, and of Kansas
ties, and of Michiganites, and of Penn
sylvaniaites, and of many other tribes,
came together, and marvelled among
themselves, saying:
Wherefore doth Grover receive his
power, and wherefore can Carlisle, the
stinker, cause more bonds, yea, gold
bearing bonds, to be issued, that calleth
for gold from the treasury, and are
purchased with silver certificates, and
paperG"
And it came to pass they knew not
and they waxed exceeding wrath, and
sayeth, one to another: His Royal
Rotundity wisteth not what he wot. u
But again cometh the voice from the
wilderness, saying:
''It is the power of Rothschilds
money Selah"
And they marvelled greatly, saying
w Q0E0lOF0 Sudu We P6EAAG VAAS OA4AA
to go on longer9" And they rose up as
a body, and shouted:
''Grover, go to, yea thrice, go to"
And the wise men arose, and the
multitude Eearkened unto their words
Isay unto you, it shall come to pass
that in the year of our Lord, 1896
there will be in the land another presi
) Dental election, even to the hither
most corners thereof, and say unto
! you, go ye forth to the polls and stand
We by this army which is known even
by the name of the Peoples party, and
we will do up the Demipublicans il
great shape" Selahl
Thus Waneth the star of fame. yea