The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-04-29
THE WAY TO POP.
Not Corn, but the Important 0ueS-
ton TO Your Best Girl.
One Of Life's Painful Emergencies
Every Man Must Go it Alone and
Try His Fate--Advice is Abundant.

One Of Life's Painful Emergencies
Every Man Must Go it Alone and
Try His Fate-Advice is Abundant.
From the Washington Star.
The young fellow was strolline out
beyond the boundary dragging one foot
after the other, his eyes fixed upon the
ground, his head hung low, in fact a very
picture of unhappiness. There came
trotting merrily along the road behind
him another young fellow on horseback.
He carried, his head in the
air, was looking briskly around
ut the scenery, and was personifed
definition Of a man temporarily, at least.
happy. AS he came nearer to the
detected man he recognized him and
smiled, and when he reached his side he
refined In his horse and lightly touched
the pedestrian on the shoulder with his
riding stick.
"Why, old fellow, how are your" he
said.
Ear from WELL" replied the detected
man.
"What's the matter9"
Nothing, suppose" and he heaved
sigh that would have melted heart of
granite.
"Ah, 1 know what 1t is, :" said the new
man on horseback, Its the same old story.
Poor fellow" He patted him on the back
spoke to his horse, and went up the road
at rapid trot. After he had ridden a
quarter OF mile or so, he met another
equestrian going in the opposite direction.
They saluted.
"What's the news2" said the man.
"Great news" replied the other, "just
keep on down the road and in a few min
utes you will meet Charlie Gaybird
walking with his head down like found
cred horse and signing like thousand
furnaces"
''Why, l met him on this very road at
this very time of year in precisely the
same condition one year ago"
Yes, was the answer, that's Just it.
He gets rejected every spring and walks
in precisely the same place after each re-
lection"
THEN HE RECEIVERS
Here was funny state of affairs. A
young man goes and falls in love every
year; proposes soon after Easter, gets re-
1ected; walks out into the country to be
alone with his woe; wrestles with him
self; doubtless contemplates suicide
there is no harm in contemplating it at a
safe distance-comes home, and eats
very little dinner. He sleeps very little
that night; is wretchsd all the next day ;
his appetite returns he laughs at Jokes
sadly, but he drinks bottle of beer in tho
evening. The fourth day he finds himself
at work in tolerably normal state; is
surprised that he begins to take an
interest in his fellow man, and Jokes
little himself in a feeble way The fifth
day, while certain subdued sadness
pervades him, he is quite like himself and
the sixth day the sky is clear of all
clouds. The fact that less than week
before he passed through storm of
emotions is hardly to be realized. 1t
seems as though he had proposed and
been rejected several decades ago He
does not forget IL, however. but he firmly
declares that it is his last-positivelv
his last-love affair He honestly believes
it,
Perhaps the girl who rejected him be-
heYe5 IT too, and bemoans the SAD neces-
slty she was under casting a shadow
upon his bright career. But il transpires
\ 'Aat IN the course Of a year, when the