The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-12-05
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- Trouble always runs to meet the
man who goes out to hunt it.
When an unforgiving man prays
the Lords prayer, he slams the door
of mercy in his own face.
- Some people arc SO constituted
that they can never see the bright side
of anything but dollar.
"Didn the Chinese invent gun
powder p eyes and now they're
mighty sorry they did"
Hard as the times are, we can
still afford the luxury of being chart
table-in our opinions.
= A trite Jewish proverb says that
he who teaches not his son trade,
teaches him to be thief.
The devil often quotes text,
but he was never known to quote it in
connection with the context.
DO not wait for extraordinary OPP
portunities for good action, but make
use of the common situations.
- The grand essentials to happi-
ness are something to do, something
to love and something to hope for.
IF it takes pure heart to see
God, it takes a pure mind to see into
his mind-to understand his word.
job had one blessing for which
he could be profoundly thankful: He
was not afflicted with modern politics.
1t is worth while to remember
that the oftener we lose our temper
the less likely we are to get rid of it.
- The nearer man thinks he is
getting to perfection, somehow the
greater contempt he has for himself.
"A few applications Of Christian
charity will relieve the most agra
waited cases Of spiritual shortsighted-
ness.
An apple tree in Monticello, Fla,
bears on different limbs grated apples,
crabapples, prunes, peaches, pears and
ounces.
Miss Budd: Do you believe in
long courtship, Mr.. Benedict? MIR. B.:
I don't believe in more than six or
eight hours at session. ~
"A Rhode Island man, it is said,
uses a mirror to ensnare fish. The
mirror is just behind the bait, and
hastens to gobble it himself.
The Old Lady: Would John be
good catch for Mary? The Old Man:
Splendid! He's in the football busi-
ness, and his life is insured for $4,000.
1t is related as singular that fat
men seldom commit crime. 1t doesn't
seem so singular when you reflect that
it is difficult for fat man to stoop to
anything low.
-"I really heard" said the major,
"of man who sold his vote for a gal
lon of whiskey." "Shockinglr;' eyes.
If the suffrage Of a freeborn American
citizen is not worth barrel, smash
my beaver"
- Reports from the various indus
trial centres are quite encouraging.
Many factories that have been shut
down for months are starting up, and
in many instances wages are being ad-
vanced.
For the gout, toast and water;
for bile, exercise; for corns, easy shoes;
for rheumatism, new flannel and pa
tience; for the toothache, pluck it out;
for debt, industry; and for love, mat
rimony.
Fond Parent-"Goodness, how
you look, child. You are soaked"
Frankie-'sPlease, pa, I fell into the
canal" "What, with your new
trousers on p ''I didn't have time,
pa, to take 'em of"
To cure earache put live coal
from the fire in cup and pour a tea
spoonful of granulated sugar over it.
Be careful not to let it blaze, and at
once insert small funnel over it,
holding the tip Of the funnel in the
ear. The smoke gives instant relief.
For rheumatism I have found
nothing equal to Chamberlain s Pain
Balm. It relieves the pain as soon as
applied.-J. W. Young, West Liberty,
W. Va. The prompt relief it affords
is alone worth many times the cost,
so cents. Its continued use will
effect permanent cure. For sale by
Hill Bros.
You seldom see sick fowls where
fresh ground green bone is fed three
or four times a week. 1t is not 80
much extra food, but takes the place
of more than its weight in wheat or
other food, besides aiding digestion,
toning up the system, helping along
the bone and egg making process, and
building up the flock in every way.
- The farmer who has had long and
profitable service from his horses
ought to be willing to give them COM
Portable shelter and food after they
are past usefulness till death. II not
able to do that his conscience will suf-
fer less if he shoots ana buries them,
than, for the sake Of few dollars,
sell them to strangers to be starved
and brutally treated during their few
remaining years.
- Mr.. Ira P. Wetmore, prominent
real estate agent of San Angelo, Texas,
has used Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhea Remedy in his family
for several years as occasion required,
and always with perfect success. He
says "I find it perfect cure for our
baby when troubled with collie or dys-
entery. now feel that my outfit is
not complete without bottle Of this
Remedy at home or on q trip away
from home. For sale by Hill Bros.
"A man with high temper, says
writer, if it is uncomfortable, has no
business with cow. The man who
mercilessly kicks COW cannot posi-
bly, succeed, for his rough treatment
will more than Offset all he builds up
by extra feeding. If he would be con-
tent to kick the side Of the barn, OF
even himself, it would be more sensi-
Bile and his end would be gained just
as well.
Ones surprise at the fact that no
two persons voices are perfectly alike