New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-10-28
THE TALK or THE Day.

The daughter OF wealthy and Influential Bae
list In the West recently married Methodist
minister. and Joined the Methodist Church.
Whereupon Baptist minister writes TO The
Western Recorder" OF Louisville saying that she
ought to be expelled from the Baptist Church. on
the ground OF walking di5orderly." In joining
the Methodist Church he says she has turned
her back upon New Testament doctrine and church
order and given her adherence TO an unscripturd
order. and 10 the maintenance OF doctrines con-,
trary TO Scriptural teaching" This drastic Do
csion has aroused considerable comment among
religious people in the West.
Good Time Coming Weary ,Watkins-It.s ma
chinery that is takin' the grub from so many nom
est workin' men.
Hungry Hggins-You sucker, you got it risht
backward Some day they will DO electric wood.
saw invented. and then the farmers wont have
left no excuse at all fer not gvin' Us a handout-
Indiana polls Journal
A Georgia paper tells how a magistrate tried with
rather poor success TO initiate the judgment OF
Solomon. He perpleXed 10y the conflicting
claims OF two women for baby each contend.ng
tina, she the mother OF 1t. The Judge remem-
bered Solomon and. drawing a bowie knife from
his boot. declared he would give half to each. The
women shocked. but had no doubt Of the au'
thorIty and purpose Of the Judge 10 make the pro-
posed compromise Don't do that they BON
screamed in unison. you can keep it YOURSELF
ROMANCE OF PRONOvNs.
II was evening. 1t was moonlight. 1t was late and "
l was courting was happy. l brave. for she
She was pretty. she was blushng. she was willing
he n sdr'Se' ana ne objected ne was ''''
l returned. He was repentant. She was coaSins
her mamma. 49,.
He relented and thanked him and forsaye him
dear papai $1,000,
Then he blessed us. was happy. while she blusned
He was willing. She willing. was willing
ALEX II. Laidaw jr. In Vogue
4 Vienna paper recently contained the following
advertisement: "A young prince. tho owner OF
lortlly estate OF great value. has tho intention 70
marry. He seeks a handsome and intelligent gn
OF about twenty years OF age OF good FANNY anu
with a dover OF not less than 100000 sueiieh'
Isl. 25o.00O-Apply." etc.
n and yOSS are n 6 aes q +.
patient looking party who was reclining U" wv
combination sofa. a., ..s,
''Do your worst" he cried. leaplng 10 his ,e i
II Will speak. I demand to know how IN 'nuH sl
1t is you walk all through this house without '""'
Bu the burglar only laughed mockngly in his n.s
face and climbed out OF the cellar windo"'-'
troit Tribune.
A group OF artists in this city were discusS,,s
the evil record of a certain man OF prominence W
other day: and various methods OF holding MI" W
10 obloq,Iy were suggested. none OF WHICH, Nv
ever seemed to meet with general approval
Finally one OF them in a moment OF lnspra",'
exclaimed. II have II; let statue OF Nun -
erected In one OF the parks. Ii was uhd",,"0 80.
decided that this suggestion nit the ou' ,a,
since In the opinion OF those present. no sreA.
punishment could be inflicted on man thsn =.
put I'D a statue OF him like some OF the mons''0''
ties already erected. .
Trained-''The hardest thing TO ACQUIRE laughing
said the dramatic teacher, "is the arr %
naturally without apparent effort. ,,a voud.bs
soubratte Il typewrote for three years io hont hs
who was always telling me funny stories "''
little Indianapolis journal
The class of 80, OF the Jefferson Medica' 80" 20.
philadelphia have decided TO use the "'e"' -.
tenn IN writing their prescriptions "heh 20" ',,,a
graduated This action" says "Ihe fh'" r,om
Ipouirer" will no doubt be handed gov" ,,,s
,.ss "a class as II il the first step maze III -,
,n,ry nv a medical college. II Is coh'e"us
that at the present time all kinds OF "eis"
a.ures are used by the druggists ana p"a'
cists thus leading to confusion pe'"eP" r,.arma.
.,a ~. aruyy,st The United States fh"im ...,
copoeia OF 1890 pronounced IN ta'o' W an the
system yet II is only by concer'eu - a.. hat II
mart OF the doctors and the pha' uoges OF
will be brought into general use. i"e md Il
pharmacy have adopted the metric :, IN one
IL thought that as 1t has been bro"sn'
r,.d,coI college others will speedily io"'" a.,
psr,sr-"Rex,na. will you not o msf Ionngins
cr,cd The vouns man in tones OF ana ynuns voter
No Harold" said the oe nntuai marty 10 wnsc,n
at can never be- JOIN .he ., pT meet no more -t0'
cago Record.