The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-08-16
Spii 'kip o. Spice

Spii 'k'e' o. Spice.
If things don't come your w.,
go round and head them of. "hy
ton News. 'd''es-
ALLIGATOR skin seems very am,
pirate as material for MAKING ap9io'
-Picayune. "sHp
WENT down with his colors er,.
the painter when his staging hrnI-
Lowell Courier. "oAe'
WHEN the devil comes to an anna.
mind he is sure OF a place to stau ' "S
night. Rams Horn. oil
No LoGICIAN has ever vet co.
WINGED a boy that it was time =.
come cut Of the water. Plain De,,ou"
DON'T fool with a wasp becanso
think he looks weak and tired. sou
will find out he's all right in , ,po
end.-Lowell Courier. "'
TALK about energy. Has anvo,o
more than the woman who works tho
beefsteak FOUNDER that wakes von nv
in the neutrality-suspicious. Glohe ~
MRS. HOusEHOLDER-"The iceman
didn't call this morning" CooE~
Yes, ma'am. he did. There Is .
puddle on the doorsteps.-Leayen'
worth Times.
A BOY never saw all of a circus.
he firmly believes that only half NJ
it is there, the half that is on tha
bills being in some other tOwn.-At
Gibson Globe.
This is what might be termed .
bit Of sharp practice" murmured the
BARRIERS apprentice as he started in
on his task Of learning to hone a "a.
zor.-Buffalo Courier.
SHE-Mr. Bacon tried to nut bis
arm about my waist four or five times
last night. He-Is Mr.. Bacon a freak
or is your waist SO very small?-
Ionkers Statesman.
SHE-"What did you mean by say
ing that | looked like a chromo?o He
-"Why-er-I meant to say that Won
did not look as though you were paint.
ed. "-Indianapolis Journal.
A FIvE-YEAR-OLD boy with long
flaXen curls looks a great deal pret.
tier to his mother than he does to
the short-haired little boys who play
with him.-Somerville Journal.
TEACHER-"The race is not always
to the swift. DO you understand the
inner meaning Of that" Bright
BOy-"SOmetimes the head fellers
tire gets punctured. Good Hews.
BILLTIRED-"The world owes me a
good Twin an that's all they be to it."
Tom Wiser-"Yes, OF boy, but You
see they is so many % you fellers that
she can't pay her bills. Boston Col.
rier.
THIS is the season of revenge. The
young man who was laughed at when
he slipped on the banana peel watches
the gigglesome young woman wheu
the hammock breaks. Washington
Star.
"BEG pardon" said the missionary,
but you will translate his majesty's
remarks again? Did he tell his daugh-
ter that he was to have guests to din
ncr or for dinner?"- indianapolis
Journal.
Mrs. HALE Gust married)-"Maria,
we will have eel as a second course
for dinner" Maria-"HOw much
ought | to get, ma'am?" Mrs. Hale
II think twelve yards will be suff-
cient. Vogue.
Miss BELLEFIELD (relating an in
cident)-Thcn | dropped my voice
and Mr.. Halket (interrupting)
That wouldn't hurt it. You S is
such a soft voice, you knOw.-Pitts'
burg Chronicle.
THE ENTHUSIASTIC ADMIRER-
Really, you have the most beantl'u'
natural complexion ! ever saw in my
life. The Thoughtless Girl with sur
prise)-Why, you have never seen IT,
steamship Bulletin.
40 YOU believe in second sight
asked Dumley of Jack POtt. and the
other answered grim y: 81 saw a man
with four aces the other night. ana J
shall not try a second sight fCr some
time. "-Bofton Commerc al.
WHY" she said, as she watcher
the tumbling wavescome in, 40 the!
call them breakers?' 81 cannot TELL
lie replied in solemn tones. "un ess
it's because it costs me $3.50 a day u
get near them. Detroit Free Press
AUNT AMANDA-"I hear the Cor-
ners is goin' to have free luali oe,,
liyery.o Uncle Reubep-"AnOthcl O.
them confounded Gifted notIoh''
flows a man gOin' to hear the new
without goin' down to the ~postoice'
Arkansaw Traveller.
CALLER-I suppose, Grace, 'has
your Icing chosen valedictorlah y,
the class will make considerable sIuu'
and preparatiOn necessary. GRACE