Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-01-25
STOMACH WASHING.
A SIMPLE LITTLE INVENTION VERY
POPULAR WITH DOCTORS.

What n Prominent oficial of New York's
Health Department Thinks of "LauDder-
ing the stomach"-A Rubber Tube and
Warm Water Any One May Get.
Laundering the stomach" is one of the
newest things in medical practice. II the
wiseacres are to be believed, it means
revolution in the treatment OF dyspepsia
DIR. CYRUS Edison, DR. Delafield and few
other well known doctors have tried 1t
with such undeniably successful results as
to convince them that at last a remedy has
been discovered for this most exasperating
affection. The good nature OF mankind
will be correspondingly improved IN con-
sequence.
Laundering the stomach" is a medical
slang phrase not to be too literally taken
by dvspeptics. 1t does not involve the
washing or ironing Of the organs OF diges-
ton in the sense that the terms are used in
most households on Monday.
The idea of washing the stomach, or, to
be more exact, the idea of rinsing it out
with warm water, originated in Paris, like
many other of the good things in life. In
Paris 1t was used with most gratifying re-
suits in the treatment Of celebrities VINO
were chronic sufferers from dyspepsia. Re
Gently DR.. Edison and other New York prac-
titioners got hold of it, and after 10 weeks
experimentation they declare without hest
tation that within years time the physi-
clan who does not take in laundry work
will be far behind the times.
The operation consists OF nothing more
or less than thrusting small rubber tube
down your esophagus into your stomach
and pouring in through the tube quart
of warm water, which is afterward siphoned
out in much the same way as the farmer
empties the contents Of one cider barrel
into another
The average human stomach holds a
quart, although bibulous persons often do
not recognize this limit. Therefore quart
of warm water constitutes a dose, and
four doses are given to the patient at each
treatment The water is allowed TO re-
main in the stomach for brief space, dur
ing which gentle rinsing movement goes
on, nature lending the doctor helping
hand, as she invariably does when she
agrees with him.
The apparatus required for the treat
ment consists of soft rubber tube six feet
| in length, rubber funnel, n receiving ba-
sin, pitcher, gallon Of water and SEN
sible doctor 1t is no small trick to put a
rubber tube down a human esophagus,
nor, for that matter, is it a trick TO be at
| tempted by n novice who, in all likelihood,
would get the tube into the windpipe in
stead of the esophagus The patient
| throws back his head so that his esophagus
! is in as nearly an upright line as possible.
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| it slides down the mucus lined canal as
easily rs if it were spoonful OF Christmas
pudding and the subject 5-yearold boy.
! The patient experiences feeling OF iuli-
ness, which is not strange in view OF the
| fact that his stomach contains quart OF
| filtered Croton. When the water has been
pumped out, he is hungry. After the treat
ment is finished he is n triae weak, and in
the words Of one who has tried it, Your
stomach feels the way your foot does when
it is asleep"
DIR. Edison. who has had his own stomach
washed out several times, admits that the
idea is rather uncanny at first thought, but
consider, he argues, how much more sensi-
bic it is as u means of purging and cleans
ing the stomach than the use of vile medi-
Ciues.
He has one patient of whom he is proud.
She is the pioneer among the subjects OF the
new treatment. When she began its use
she was run down, which means that her
stomach and her blood were in bad condi-
ton. Two months ago she weighed TIC
pounds. Now she weighs 100, and her good
appetite promises further increase IN her
avoirdupois, while after eating she has the
blissful experience of not realizing that she
has Il stomach at all
This sounds like patent medicine adj
vertisement. 1t is not. There Is no patent
on warm water and n rubber tube. The
comparison Of the human body TO steayl
engine is not new. Well, in the human en-
CINE the stomach is the firebox, and when
the firebox is out of order there Is bound to
be trouble in all the other parts. Probably
if every one masticated his food properly
and took sufficient exercise at all times
there would be no such word as dyspepsia
In the dictionary Of medicine But the con
trary is true. Here medical science steps in
and tries TO aid the man who has been toe
busy TO pay proper attention to his health
Particles of food which do not digest re
main in his stomach. They become putre
fled and have an i'll effect upon the blood
tissue and flesh. The fireboX is out Of or
der, the lues are stopped up, and then we
hear that familiar sentence, Doctor, I'm
all run down" Now, what doctors are 60
ing to do in the future is TO clean out the
frebox so that nature will have clear path
to go on with her functions
"If we had known this in time, Mr.
Blaine would be alive today" said DR.. Ed
son. Here we were puzz,ing our brain:
over medicines when l. ing almost at oul
feet, as il were, was the simplest OF rem
edies, and the only remedy which would
have cured him. There are many othel
prominent men, now dead, who might still
be living had they enjoyed the opportunity
OF having their stomachs washed"
1t is not intended That you should only
have YOUR stomach washed when you have
dyspepsia. The hope is TO prevent dyspep
STA as well as cure it. If we are to believe
the doctors, one should have his stomach
washed every two months or so, just as h'
has a dentist attend to his teeth at inter
walls to remove the tartar and to see if there
are any new cavities.
1t won't he long before man meeting &
friend on the street will hear him say: IL
a hurry, old man. feel all out Of sorts
and I'm going to have my stomach laun
dered. New York World.
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