The Kansas blackman., 1894-06-08
Sprinkles of Spice.


A Budget of Fun.
Sprinkles of Spice.
The message of the March winds;
Hats off, there!"-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
To THE victim of influenza a fan
is always a "fad. "-Yonkers States
man.
THE blarney stone at the Worlds
Fair was sham rock. -ROcneSter
Post.
WHEN a man is vaccinated he
usually sees the point. West Union
Gazette.
SOMETIMES man feels the lightest
when he has heavy load on. -Glens
Falls Republican.
WHEN a mans countenance falls
it naturally lowers its face value. -
Yonkers Statesman.
Mrs. MULLIGAN-I'd rather hev the
hull family sick than you. Mr.. Null
ligan-So would I.-Hallo
SHE-Would you go through fire
for me, Algernon? He-Ya-as, If /
was dwessed for it.-Harper's Bazaar.
WoMAN's hand may be pale and
delicate, but she can pick up hot
ter plate than a man.-Texas Sift-
ings.
THE Servant-girl problem may
properly be referred to as the hire
education of women. West Union
Gazette.
"WERE you bull or bear?" asked
an acquaintance of speculator.
Neither" he replied; Il was an ass
- It'd Bits.
JILLsoN says he has noticed that
the outsider who takes little flyer
in stocks usually comes back with his
wings clipped. Buffalo Courier.
A CITIZEN of Georgia has in his
keeping two eggs said to be forty
years old. Here's SO says that those
eggs can't be beat.-Arkansaw Trav-
eler.
your business is picking up, !
see," said the cobbler to the rag
picker. "Yes. And see yours is
mending," was the quick reply. -
Grip.
You would certainly expect trained
speakers to articulate distinctly, but
they all do not. Look at the elevated
railroad guards, for instance. - Sift-
ings.
"HM," said the burglar, after be
had found that the safe was empty.
this thing lacks whole lot OF what
1t was cracked up to be. ."-Indianap-
oils Journal.
Miss CUSHION, Colonel, just look
at those magnificent elms. I'm sure
you love trees" Col Blank-"Dear-
ly, Miss Gush, l learned to love them
during the ar."-Life.
FREDDIE VAN TwIGGEN says he
thinks it must be very easy to be
funny" said Maud. 1T Is" replied
Mamie, "for Freddie - unless he
tries. Washington Star.
Now, AS to the degree OF justif-
able homicide" said the Eastern
Judge in charging the jury, @that is
where man is killed in self-defense
or in college. plain Dealer.
THERE is at least one place, said
the statesman, who looked very
weary, where men OF all parties
must stand together. Where Is
that?" "In crowded horse car. -
Industries.
BELoyED-@So you touched 20 pa
with your impassioned words. did
you?" Loyer-"Di1 /? where did
you suppose got the stuff to pay for
box and SUPPER after the show?"
Detroit Free Press.
LITTLE BoY-~That lady gave me
candy" MOther-"I hoDc you were
polite about it. a" ~Yes'm.' What
did you say?" Il said / wished Dor
had met her before ne got 'qualnted
with you. Good News
EXCITED MANI must have a
hundred dollars. Can't you lend Ii
10 me?" COOL Friend-~Oh, certain.
ly, but not ali at once / can let you
have ten cents every two or three
weeks. Texas Siftings.
>HE lin affright)-~Oh, Tom, why
do you make such awful faces at
me-" He fcOntritelyl-@I can't help
IT, dear. Ny eyeglasses are fallinx
of. and / don't want tn let ~ Of
your hands. boston Journal
ENPLoYEE-~Why were you dis
missed from your last riaceS" SER
yant-~Because Just once got
drunk. knployer--Ii0w LONG were
yuu employed there<~ Servant
zone day."-Fiiegende Blaetter.
Nor ER-Walter. see that you give
Beatrice Inc lions share III that ban
ana WA.ter-Yes mamma Beatrice
--Aa.uma, Walter hasn't given me
any. Walter-Well. that's all right.
Lion don eat a1-ra -ErJ kim
Life.
-foU must have made several dol
lars out Of your theatricals II.
ON. no. Those theatrlcals were for
the poor" Il know: that's why |
supposed you divided up the receipts
among the performers. TEey were
the poorest / ever saw. --Harper's