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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
WANTED.

rI'o rUAnE-sEw 5-Hopu umCK
L house, with barn l0t SKID. lawn 40 nicely
trnrris vest side fur house, U or ruumH,
go hlgi VII a.gumu some lncumbfAncc
AuIfras q. h Sos lalt
NIrANTEu-UuHsEs. MUST WEIGH 700
w I1uulHs also good aHrop AtdfTHf
lnloHiHir Hiuct Exchange Company, Omaha,
cE nnn wonru oF sEcoND
- sNyNbAJ hnud furniture before The
ialh 20 Narct. ~ Wobtct M state.
$4,000 10 500, rEE wEEg
Liable ilaisr rscrY family has ruti{, worn
dipping Boz melted metal. No experience or
hafY work o. good situation. Addrrss W, r.
hhrsou 8 Co., CLERK SO, ll. Columbus uh.o.s
BIG PRICES rAlg! roa .yg liASn og
repairing done In exchange Tor 300 IH. call
NIvASrED- LADY OR GENrLEuAS TO
w assist boz uMro salary lIf.ui, with
chance 20 increase. and position permanent 20
suited. hallway far PAID Goo once f engaged
EueIoso reference AMI sUIf addrtstei ttimued
envelope. MHnaFur' Loci Drawer q, hieagn.
SlOOroS5,OOOEf2lI aso. @ sss
month 90 i've yOnrs eco principal. luslal T..
tracY, ~ ard - comuclcial i.otk
S,PECtAL Agents. rog UrAu ron
= the 'Muilu Ncferyo FUND LIfr Ass0ci.
alton u New YORK. Rates Ices tuai ono half
thatof old tiio COS, More than 100000
ta.ins', IN foisS' Hadrs.s 'i q Msa6 20
eourfal Agents. ROOM hcnuet Culmur
building sal, Lake oity, uAh.
'I'ME CHrCKs, wARHANr3 AND
i water Scrip bought hY Russell T. Tracy.
a aud ~ Commercial h.uck
HOrEL HELP. ALL KiNDsi GIRLS
i Tor general huuarWUfE aNuforH. farm
hands statesmen aud clrrss,ai 90 D. and South
GENrs MAkk s. 4 DAY GREATEST
~ Kitchen Utensils ugnr invented NU.lla
Gee Two Co HIN cola lu rNUrY house sample
postage pAli nyu cents. touhug IS McNualn.
MONEY BROK ERS.
NTONEY TO LOAN oN CITY ANu
W farm properly, ~ lowest rates hnUWl.
Den 8 ho'c, u'ho'fA Block, A ". iud south,
INSURANCE CO. MuslY. fa s rru
lccnt Jno, j snyior 90 Commercial nlorE
FOR SALE.
G,NAr uArGAiS-ruE NORTHEAST q
- ufthe southwest p" Hi HH"IuH D. lu toWu.
shIp one south Uf range uHtWusL Iuo lost %
lend. D. Hghrmau 81 20, room 20 u'Mcara
building
FOR SALE.
NEW AND sECuNu.tANu FURNITURE,
~ waFuus, buss,us, harness, etc, at Web
hrrH, 900 state.
NJ. G.BARSES MUSIC DEALER
Agent Tor thc Weber Tstey Apd Camps
llauOs, EsirY Organs and aII binds Of MuaicN
Merchandise Sole HErUt Cor the celebrated
"llcIp Mate Sowing MaeI|uUf, Needles and
attachments fUr aN Kinds of sbWiuE machines
. bicycles i0r sale or fgrt hlcyrlus cleaned
and repaired
So want your patronage. 800.
81. a. HAHNEs,
Up6fa uUuHr Block,
tanNN I|HAm.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
Notes.

a marriage lic0nse has been issued
to William shaw Of Sandy, Salt Lake
county, aged "a, aud Eyeliue Jackson,
aged 20, OF American Fork.
IL Ia understood that John w. Smith
and &. II. Halleu OF Wsslwaler, this
slayers OF Royal Grant, will not receive
any preliminary examination, uut vii !
be taken directly before the grand jury,
which IL now IN session.
The board Of education have con.
oluded 10 close the schools OF Provo,
April q, 1894 making tho length OF
the school year thirty weeks or three
terms. The years course Of study,
will, however, not DO outtailsd, Us tue
.oachefs have been working with more
avidity than usual, and will continue
20 10 do I'LL the end Of the year.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
D. Y. A. Summer Instlinie.

The Is. Y. a. Summer Institute for
1924 PROMISES 90 be- even greater sue.
GERS than that OF last year Toe ser
vices NJ Professor Hlnsdalo, who Hills
the chair u pedagogy Of the Uuiver-
silly OF Michigan, have been secured.
Prof. Il. Cluti it,, who IL now making
an educational tour Of the East, will Sc
cure the services Of number Of other
eminent professors before no returns.
The institute opens la June.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
S9SS8 RIO
% HsSHGS GRANDE
. Se55scl WESTERN .
STANDARD GAUGE
CURRENT 4, rTsol neu IN i111
rtWE TAuLE, WI Lilgl Nuti vi tVJui

Leave salt Lnhc
No. .-ror Provo. bingham. and
all poin'a East....,..,.a.... s.1' A. On.
No. t-For Prove, Grand junction
sud all poIhu Ensi..,,.s.." p.li p no..
No 6-ior EurctA Provo. Mauu.
and salina ........,..........,... til' b. n.
40 5-for ogden ADD Wost..,,..... u i.9p q. m.
no i-for Ogden aud tho Wost.,,. gI5 y. N.
Arrive salt Lahc.
No. i-From Eureka, Provo. Grand
junction and che East...... il.ll .. m
No. g-From Provo. Grand junction
aud tue Easl.........,...... ilil5p ~.
No, ,-from bingham, Provo. Manu
and aaliua ......,.,.......... Gee. b.t3 o. m
No g-ifom Ogden and tho West. INA m.
No. tHtrom ogden and the West. giis o. m
only line running through Pullman Palace
Double Drawing Room sIocper 10 Denver via
Grand Junction and 70 Kansas city and Chiaa.
a. via colorado points aud only line running
Pullman slcopou sa.tLAko 70 san Francisco.
hoehanEoli s.oss connections Safety speed
and comfort.
Ticket OlCs, is v. 21d South.
u. e. DODGE. Az. WEUHY.
Gen Manager. Con. supL.
}. a. NLSNErr. Gen =. ARA.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
THE
DENVER & RIO
GRANDE RAILROAD
SCENIC Lire OF THE WORLD
Tho only line running two
Through Fast Trains daily I
LEADVILLB,
ASPEN, PUEBLO,
COLORADO SPRINGS
AND DENVER.
EFFECTIVE nov. 10, 1888.

Train No. leaves OIgon 200 am,
salt Lake $500 q. M, arrive o. Pueblo
ii5l n.m., Colorado Springs G2D a.m.,
Denver %. 90 am.
Train No, Z leaves Ogden $50 am,
Salt Lake p'21 pm, arrive a. Pueblo
$50 pun. colorado Springs psOl pm.
Denver 1880 pm.
Douuoc ions made at Pueblo, Colorado
Springs aud Denver with all lines east
Elegant day coaches, chair cars AMI Pull.
man HloOpors ON all trains. Take the
ID. & u, a.. and havO comfortable trip
md enjoy tho lnosI scenery on thO COM
tlUOuL
a. X. HUGHES, S, X. HOOPER,
Traffic Manager, q. =. a a.. A.
UruyOr, Colo. Denver Colo,
u. O.. NENTNS,
General Agent,
salt Lake City, u
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
BACK VOLUMES
-oT ruE-
DESERET WEEKLY.

Tho sixth volume OF tho DEsEREr
WEEKLY in tho present form is
now bound. a llmltod number oi
copies OF these six volumes can DO OBJ
tanned at the DEsEREr NEWS Once,
Salt Lake City, in bound form ats2Oo
Per volume, Itis tho bost history OF
current events to DO obtained, and by
far the cheapest, and tho time Is not
far distant whom thoy will be- eagerly
sought amor by students Of history,
anxious to no Informed OF tho stirring
events which have transplrod within
thepaslthrco yoars-tho most interest
Ing period OF tho history Of tho Late
tor.day Saints, Every person who
can afford IL should secure those
volumes while thoy are to BIO had
for future roiorcuco, aud especially
should thoy DO obtained for ovory
Sunday School, Improvement Assoc
citation and Ward library Apply
early to mako sure Of getting them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
LOGAN.
Sold the Cattle.

Joseph KlmbAll, Of Logan, has re-.
turned from Omaha, to which place he
went with seven car loads Of cattle
which no succeeded Ia dispoaing OF %
good advantage. Very little beef has
been shipped from Logan by the
farmers during this wluteE
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01
MONEY BROKERS.

WI farm property, at lowest rates huuWls
Den g husv, uNuafA BLOCK. n ". lHl south.
\ INSURANCE CO. MONEY. 9 n rEu
lccnt Jno. j. snTdor 90 Commercial nIork
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-03-01

FOR A FEW CENTS ANY PERSON
CAN OBTAIN a SUPPLY TO SEND
ABROAD TO FRIENDS, AND THESE
SILENT MESSENGERS FREQUENTLY
PREACH THE GOSPEL AS EFFEcTU-
ALLY AS MISSIONARIES. TRY IT
BY BUYING SOME AND MAILING
TO YOUR FRIENDS ABROAD.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29
COMPARE NOTES!

friends VIII ma tna the pest Oh
trade with Whyg We have never been
advertising general thing goods quoted low are
this spring that take poe
quoting call attention to our Pants goa
better grade usually sod
Is 96c No g. the grade sold everywhere for $3.50 only
only $100 all warranted to never rip Fine
Sl0 worth 81 % Seamless nose on DC
Stockings only All the latest styles and novelties IN
warranted for five 20 TO 9Oc
bargain Watch nickel movement penaent
F.. good tmekeeper only So = =, Gun
We carry regularly large and Mems Boys and Chill
and Pants Hats Caps Shirts Collars Guns I
chiefs Hosiery Hamocks Trunks Vaces Satch Brushes Combs
Books Umbrellas. Overas jackets Watche
Ladies Gents Collar and Gun Buttons scar
Pins the Diamond Rings endless variety
prices When read this over 40 not imagine
brand and the best value
will bear the most critical examination
and Give trial, ano
word for will never it,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

IL Is manufactured ~ powder, which
can be given in glass of beer, cup oi
coffee or tea, or il fond. without the know
ledge of the patient II is absolutely
harnless aud will affect permanent and
speedy cure, whether the patient is mod
crate drinker OF aH alcoholic wreck. IL has
been given in thousands of cases, and II
every instance a perfect cure has followed
1t never fails. The system once i'npregnat
ed with the Specific, il becomes an uttel
impossibility for the liquor appetite to ex'
ist. Cures guaranteed. 4s page book OF
particulars free Address, Golden Specific
Co. 1875 Race ST.. Cincinnatti o.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29
TT DOESN'T 40 FAR ENOUGH

assists and increases tho natural action Of the
bowels By this means they permanently
Sour Stomach, Indigestion, Dizziness, Sick or
Bilious Headaches, and every like disorder.
They're tiny, sugar coated grannlea, q COM
pound Of refined and concentrated vegetable
extracts--thc smallest, tho easiest TO take,
and the easiest In the way they act.
Theyre guaranteed 10 give satisfaction, In
every case, or your money is returned You
pay only for the good you get.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29
consurnp,Ion auroly Cuf,a.

&c Ta- sDrron:-- Please inform your readers
that nave poEitiye remedy for the above-named
disease. 3: ~ timely thousands OF hopeless
cases have r. n permanently cured. shall DO glad
TO send twJ .ottles OF my remedy FREE 10 any Of
your readers " - have consumption II they wall
send me theii Express and y. o. address. Respect
hlIx. II. A. HLGUUM. n. O.. ISl Pearl st. N. !.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

DIR. Agnew's Cure for the Heort gives
perfect relief in all cases Of Organic or
Sympathetic Heat Disease in 30 minutes,
and speedily effects a cure II is peer
less remedy for Palpitation, Shortness OF
Breath, Smothering Spells, Pain in Left
Side and all symptoms ofa Diseased Heart.
One dose convinces Sold by City Pnar-
macy.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

The first recorded use Of bricks and
mortar was in B. G. 2247, in the construc :
ton of the Tower of Belus, built at Baby
lon.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

For 30 cents. at any druggists, you can buy
DR. Bagc's Catarrh Remedy. No matter how
bad your case or Of how long standing, this
viii permanently cure your Catarrh.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29
I don't cnmnlain

l don't complain
When the Lord sends rain
When the tanks in the sky run over;
For the rain, you know,
Makes the corn blades grow,
An give lift to the clover.
Ny plans amt crost
When the Lord sends frost
An the hills and plans look wrinkled:
It's a seasonin' sweet
For the things / eat
The spice by the angels sprinkled.
l jes' take all
From the spring to fall,
As it comes from the one who sends it;
An my heart'll beat
Like it thought life sweet,
Till rest in the roses ends it.
An observer of human affairs boldly
says that everybody should have hobby
because it individualizes one" 1t isn't
necessary that the hobby should be an e1-
pensive one. All that is necessary is that
it should enlist the energies and the en-
thusiasm OF the lobbyist, whether it be col.
lectiag stamps, gathering bugs, hammer
ing long-nsmed fossils out of rocks, or
anything of that sort. One of the latest
fads, the study of wild flowers. is down
right sensible hobby. 1t is really a deep
and important study. A writer says: "If
ever Americans could feel proud of lead
ing in hobby, they will feel it has been a
great honor TO lead the wild flower process
sion" In making this comment We are
not uumindful of the fact that botanists
are scarce, aud we suggest that those in
Butler should let their light shine, by tax
ing the lead in some botanizing excursion
over the neighboring hills.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

Rheumatism cured in day-"Mystic
cure for rheumatism and neuralgia, radio
ally cures in to days. Its action upon
the system is remarkable and mysterious.
II removes al once the cause and the dis
ease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits. 70 cts. sold By J. q
Redick, druggist, Butler.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

Mrs. Hannah Chard, Of Glassboro, NJ
j., is 105 years old and has $50 grand
children.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

of course many great men were bora
in log houses; but that need not discourage
the boy who was bora in better place.
The house has not so much 10 do witE su-
cce1s as the boy himself
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

There are 10, 200, 900 nerves in the
human body.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29
Heart Disease Relieved in 80 Minutes.

Scientists predict that in century
there will be no disease not durable.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

Children breathe in more microbes
than grown persons, because their months
are only two or three feet above the
ground.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

Survival of the iitest. Downs Elixir
has Outliyed every other cough remedy
simply because IL ~ the best.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

1t is more healthfui 10 sleep upstair'
than on the ground floor
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

Every bottle of Arnica & Oil Liniment
sold is warranted by the proprietors to
give satisfaction or money will be refunded.
A lady noted for her good taste and
her unusual ability as a housekeeper, says
that everything about a sleeping room
should be simple, Immaculate and easily
kept So Bed rooms may be either car
peted with mating or the floors oiled and
rugs placed beside the beds. If the walls
are paper the colOrs should be modest
and tue pattern .subdued. The windows
should be curtained SO as to be uniform
with the rest of the house, but too much
drapery is an abomination, and it should
be entirely dispensed with in sick room.
The bed roam is what its name implies, a
place of repose, and everything about it
should be conducive TO the one purpose
of sleeping. Pictures and garish furniture
or articles not actually necessary to the
comfort of the occupant should be entirely
ignored. Above all things, a sleeping
apartment should be flooded for at leas
one hour during the day with the golden
sunlight and have az night an abundancet
of fresh air, taking care the while that the
sleeper is not exposed to draft.
The blood is the sourse of health. To
keep it pure, take Hoods Sarsaparilla--
and only Hoods
Here is an eptapa on grave in
Woodlands cemetery: Sacred to the
memory of J. L., layer of abil-
ity. Even in death ne lies in the arn.s of
his Maker"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

Drunkenness, the Liquor Habit, Pos
ively Cured by adm nstering DR..
+ sints Golden Specie"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

ally cures III 10 . uhys. lt5 aOti'H uPVi
the sygtem is remarkable and mysterious.
II removes az once the cause and the DIS
ease Immediately disappears. The .trst
dose greatly benefits. 70 cts. sold by j.
Redick, druggist, Butler.
1t is more healthful 10 sleep upstair'
than on the ground AOor
Survival Of the iitest Downs Elixir
has outliyed every other cough remedy
simply because il IL the best.
There waa great joy among the vegc'
tarians III Germany last year over the
fact that vegetarian won the annual
walking match from Berlin TO Fried
richsruhe The same vegetarian pedos-
trian was Ia the race this year, and IL
was generally expected that he would
win The match again. But he was badly
beaten by 'mcat eater.
Our Mosey Gays that the hot weather oi
the past lew days has had depressing ei-
feet upon dudes Of all sizes and shapes.
They were Al their wits' ends 10 find a
cool retreat, Just a. they were short time
ago To find place warm enough TO keep
their bodies from congealing. The simple
fact IL, that dua3 Is a conglomeration oi
absurdi,iss. He i either too cold or toe
hot; too inspired or too a'tidloasi too
eneminate or too piqu4nt. NotwithStand
ing these divergent characieristics be is his
fathers hope and his mothers darling; nj
girls treasure and brightest hope; aud
when In good hnmGr. aud not to' debiiit-
ated by the heat, he u an excellent young
man. Why, the girls like him IL bis VIII
Ingness 10 "set up" ice cream ~ their bid
ding. and the fantastic way IN which h'
lifts the spoon 10 his mouth. He IL, more
over, an adept at croqnst, aud shines
with gieat bdlliancy a. soci1l partlea He
il proyerbially young man OF mea1S, ahh
"moves in the hest Of society. ."-Er.
Up 10 few week. ago John Baisoh
of.M Mascontah. Ill, delighted in giviDI
his family pleasant surprises. Just beior'
he died he told his son to dig in certain
spot, after the funeral. Ife Hon opeyee
him and found kettle containing sl, 100
in gold. A few days later the family wa
futhsr surprised by the discovery that th'
father had his life insured for 20, 900.
None of Us ere troubled With vanity
or self-conceit OF course not. But w
cannot somehow help admiring the ster
ling common sense Of the man who agrees
with us in matters Of politics and religion
More people, adults and children, are
troubled with costiveneEs than with any
other ailment. Dr.. Henry Ba1ters Man
drake Bitters will cure costiveness ant
prevent the disease which result from IL
Boiled shirts are uncomfortable.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

The proper boutonniere jnst now Is a
bunch Of sweet peas.
Tho dancing man must expect to meet
with mauy reyerses.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29
AND
EXCURSIONISTS:

1t is dangerous to drink strange waters, unless you
a little whisky with it. If you send for cata-
loguc and price list, furnished free of charge you will
see how cheaply you. Remember it is
only few days to the 4th Of July Send in time to
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

None Of Us ere troubled With vanity
or self-conceit. OF course not. But wo
cannot somehow help admiring the ster'
ling common sense Of the man who agrees
with us in matters of politics and religion.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29
Sun umbrellas are up.

Sun umbrellas are up.
Even cold cash seems TO be scarce.
Some men borrow everything but
trouble.
The electric lights attract rare and
choice assortment of bugs these hot
nights.
NO, Maude, dear mustaehes do not
grow more readily on hair lips than on
plain ones.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-06-29

More people, adults and children, are
troubled with costiveness than with any
other ailment DR.. Henry Ba1ter's Man.
drake Bitters will cure costiveness and
prevent the disease which result from IT.
Boiled shirts are uncomfortable.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-04-26
RAY HUMISTON, Druggist.


Z ~. < y, 4 49, j.
| Mother wishing to hurry matters)
now for three years. should think
he would be getting tired of making
love to you. Daughter-I guess he
is. Last night he asked me to marry
him.-Puck. ...."
"Why did you shoot this MANI" "In
self-defense," answered the policeman.
"Why, he was running away from
your II know it looked so. But 1
was afraid be was going around the
| block to attack me from behind. -
Washington Star: So. r.
Mrs. Raspard-Didn't you have a
girl to take care of your dear little
Fido?-Mrs. Lingerly -Oh, yes. But
couldn't get her to stay. Mrs. Rap
sard-What was the matter? Mrs.
Lingerly-She didn't like it because
we kept a baby.-Brootlym Life.
Mrs. O'Hagan-1 don't like the looks
av the b-i-r-'l. Street Vender with
suppressed anger)-Are yer buyin' a
turkey for it's looks or it's tlavior?
Ironically If I'll knowed you'd a
wanted poorly bird I'd filled mo
wagon wild birds O. paradisc.-Life.
Lady of the House-I think you
would suit; but have. you a recon-
mepdation from your last place? APP
plicant-I lived with her two years,
but as we were never intimate she did
not feel that she could conscientiously
recommend me.-Bostos Transcript.
Count Spaghetti-Miss Bonds. have
~,
-ah-which- - Miss Bond-Yes, I
understand, count, but it may not be.
1 am already engaged to, be married.
Count paghetti-You mistake me,
madam. was not about to ask your
hand, but--ah-I wished to know if
you could lend me $40 for week.
Vogue. ,-....2 :.
The Sixth Michigan Cavalry of the
renowned Custer brigade was COM
manded by Il gallant Colonel, former
ly member of the Michigan bar. In
the early morning of the last day at
Gettysburg, while his regiment with
others was in line waiting orders, the
men grew noisy in their conversation
and laughter. Turning nervouslv to
them the Colonel rpared out: keep
SlleuCc CuoIcl L ucu uC duUcu III al
apologize tones. "Not that care, but
it will sound better Youtts Compan-
SOa2. %.a
Mrs. Getthere - Such impudence!
Here's Sister Matilda proposing to come
here with both her children and make
us long visit. Mr.. G.-But you spent
half the summer at her home in the
country, and you had four children
and q nurse. Mrs. GA different
thing altogether. She has no serv-
ants, but she knows perfectly we'll
that we have servants, and that every
one of them will get mad and leave If
the family is increased.-M. =. Weekly.
A prominent citizen of Harlem had
occasion to punish his son Tommy.
While Tommy was being chastised, in
stead of crying he sang 1.-TWO Little
Girls in Blue" and other popular n,elo-
dies. "What do you mean by singing
when l am furnishing your" asked the
exasperated parent. "Can't you let
me amuse myself while you are anus
ing YOURSELF" asked Tommy. breaking
Cd in the middle of Daddy Wouldn't
Buy Me a Bow-wow. TEXAS Sytings.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-04-26
SHE WAS SATISFIED.

The gray, discouraging light of the
autumn morning revealed every crack
in the discolored ceiling. every flaw in
the uneven board floor, and Mrs. Kis-
bee looked around with 4 bewildered
air as she came in to get the break
fast.
"Come, mother. make haste" shout
ed old Kisbce. "I've got to get out to
the wood lots bright and early this
morning.
Eyes, l know. father" The old
woman still stared around ber. Il can't
think what makes the room look so
queer. Oh, know! Father, you've
torn those morning-glory vines away
from the window"
"Of course have" said he. "Dried
IN old truck, keepin' out the light and
air. What use were they?"
But there were lots O. flowers and
! buds on 'em yet. father. And in that
sheltered spot the frost wouldn't hev
touched for a week to come"
"Mornin' glories don't amount to
nothin'," snarled Kisbee. Besides,
I'm goin' to hev load dumped there
to-day. It's handy place for the
wood pile" H..
"Father!" a.
~1'm-goin'-to-hev-a-load-o'-
wood-dumped-here-to-day Don't
speak loud enough?"
aBut, father, you always said you
was goin' to build Kitchen out
there" |5n
II never said nothin' of the sort!"
II want Kitchen" pleaded the poor
old woman.
"That's horse of another color,
sneered the old man.
"And when we we're first married
you promised me- -
II dare say promised a good many
foolish things then. There's some
promises better broken than kept,
philosophically observed Luke.
"And this old rooms damp, and the
walls has settled, and the ceiling has
i fell-and calculatin' to hev it fixed
up and put my bed here when the new
Y kitchen was built. i always makes
-