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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
GOLD RING FOR Mr.. SMITH.
Evening World" Compliments to
u Polo Grounds Attnchc.


POLO GROUNDS, NEW YORK, July
ia pleasant episode which preceded
the opening of this afternoons game
was the presentation of an elegant
deeply-engraved intaglio heavy gold ring
to Assistant Superintendent James H.
Smith. of the Polo Grounds, by 1.-The
Evening World" Mr.. Smith was quiet
ly called aside by Capt. Johnny Ward.
who, In handing the beautiful bauble to
him, said:
Mr. Smith. you're a pretty lucky fell
lew to get n handsome article like this
TIE Evening World presents this ring
to you ase slight indication of its APP
probation Of your very valuable assist
ance in the benefit game played by the
actors of the actors of the 1892 and the
Passing eShow' Companies, July 10, in
aid of The Evening Worlds Sick Ba-
bl's' Fund. That game Eetted the hand
some sum of nearly $500. and The
Evening World believes you are re-
sponsible in a great measure for the en-
tire success which chars cterized the
affair"
Mr.. Smith replied briefly. thanked 1.-The
Evening World" through Capt. Ward
and said he should ever wear the ring
with pride.
The ring is inscribed: James H. Smith
from The Evening World July 10, 1884,
The date is that of the benefit game.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
BIRMINGHAM GOT ANGRY.
IiausIrr Asked Him why tie Wore
n poIiccmnn's shield.

Policeman Birmingham, of the De
laurey street station. is apparently
afraid that he has got him elf in trouble,
and for that reason took witnesses To
Essex Market court to-day to prove
that he was justified in arresting thas.
iiausler. Of Gos Eleventh avenue. yester-
day afternoon in front of the Grand
street ferry house.
Birmingham said thai while he was
making AN arrest Hausler interfered and
tried To- tear his shield off from his coat
Ilausler denied the charge. He fatty
coutra1iCted the policeman and was
corruborated by his father. who was IN
his company al the time. Both say that
there was It fight and that the police
man walked away without trying to stop
II.
Young Hausler then approached the
officer. and. pointing to his shield asked
him why he was wearing IT, This SO en-
ragged the policeman that he promptly
took charge of Hausler and marched
him to the Delaney street station house.
Birmingham wanted to call his wit
nesses to prove that the defendant was
disordcrly and deserved to be arrested.
Justice Feitner refused to listen to the
puliCemnns witnesses and DISCHARGED
the defendant The latter Will prefer
charges against birmingham at Police
Headquarters.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
LEVY GETS BAIL.
Trinl of the Accused Edward Man
Set for Next Thursday.

Ward Man Jeremiah s. Levy was
taken before Judge Cowing In Part I.
Of the Court of General Sessions this
noon. where he pleaded not guilty to the
Indictment filed by the Grand Jury this
morning, charging him with taking
500 bride from Saloon Keeper Charles
I<rumm. OF l67 chrystie street.
As in the case of the conditional plea
entered. yesterday right was retained to
change the pleading In order TO demur.
Lawyer Grant, Levy's counsel. asked
the Court TO grant him more time in
which To prepare the case for trial.
Judge Cowing, however. said that the
felony charged was not of an intricate
nature and a week ought to be enough
to prepare the case.
Although MIR. Wellman announced
yesterday In court that the trial would
he brought on next Monday, Judge Cow
ing set 1t down for next Thursday.
Levy, who occupied Tom bs cell last
night in defaul, OF 5000 bonds, was ad-
mittcd to bail this afternoon.
George Groeing. II saloon keeper, OF
i33 Rowery. qualified on the bond, risk
ing house and lot at 70 Rivington
street,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
WRITING ON A TYPEWRITER.
An Experts Hands VIII Move MI
Miles n Day.

Few people imagine the amount
labor involved in a days typewriting,
realize the distance the hand travels
that length Of time; The highest rate
ute. This is supposed TO be the res
OF the most rapid movements the
man hands are capable of. The persl
making this record maintained TINS spey
the Bookkeeper. and has never been apI
to exceed that limit. Assuming y
words averaged six letters apiece. IL
letters a minute were written; IL ls
timated that to make each letter tn'
fingers are raised to "a height OF W.
inches from the Keyboard. Two inches
added for the descending moyemehne
make the fingers travel four inches %
fore each letter Is struck. SO TINS "a
pert's hand In writing these w WOW XII
minute in which she wrote the aO w2Iuj
But this is unusual, of course. VssJ
rapid writing Is speed OF seventy-hy
words minute. and this rate Is 100 10, ss
for comfort. Practical work Is Yen pasu
OF legal cap paper an nour. Eaei P"e
contains 800 words. "a
Six hours steady writing can DC TIL
garded as an entire days Work. ~ ~,
is speed of fifty words minute. ~ ~
the practical worker writes during ,o0 N N
day sixty pages-1S,CO0 words, or lVS ss
letters. IL her finger travels four 1ncngi
, to make each letter. during inc usS %
travels 432, 900 inches. This proVlues an ~,
the perpendicular movement Only, n
1t Is fair to increase this dlstanee m
one third to estimate the distance IN ~
horizontal direction. The total SUN Ssnt I
inches is $4,000. This Is eQuiValem.. '
| $1,000 feet, or little over nine .' ave
| day In week the HANDS can Ear
over tifty-four miles anu III oveI s.S
steady application to business over 80
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CIRtI MSTANTIAL EVIDENCE.
Young Indy Who Has n Narrow
Escape from Conviction.

STORIES Of conviction ON circumstan-
tial evidence are rife in the law books,
and have afforded the plot Of many a
novel" said !. s. HaberlinG. of New
York. at the l,indell, to IA St. Louis
reporter
"A very sad case, not of CONVICTION,
but almost as bad in its. results. oc-
CURED in New York recently. A young
lady of refinement, stranger in the
city, obtained employment as govern
ess in II .gentleman's family.
,|,onc of her pupils, q girl fifteen years
old lost Il diamond ring. 1t was found
in the desk of the governess. She
declared she had not seen 1t since it
was last ON the girls hand but she was
hustled OF to the rombs. and, unable to
give bond, was kept there several days,
exposed to the companionship of the
most depraved of her sex.
she was taken to court in the Black
woman. both convicted telons, going
to be sentenced. She was kept in the
pen waiting for her case to be called,
exposed to the impudent case Of the
horde of courtroom loafers.
When her case was called the Court
appointed lawyer to defend her, as
witness and her father told the story
of the finding OF the missing ring.
The presumption that the accused
had placed it there was more or less
strong until the lawyer began to cross
examine the owner of the ring. Guess
he drew from the unwilling witness the
fact that she had often pried into the
desk and dressinE-case drawers of the
governess, and that she had been SC
engaged an hour or so before she missed
her ring, and the further fact that the
ring fitted loosely.
The Judge, dismissed the case
glzed, but the young woman, being Of
a highly strung ana nervous tempera
ment. is completely Frustrated by hel
terrible experiences in the Tombs anC
the III effects will, it Is feared, b,
permanent"
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THE JUDGE WAS IN DOUBT.
Therefore, He Charged the jury
Do the Best 1t Could.

Judge Charles Merritt Barnes y,
local justice who made himself ia'hvs
by overriding the Supreme court I'm in
deciding the Sunday Law, unconSSuso
tional, is "A jolly good fellow, ahv wool
years before his elevation to tnt T Gsj
sack was local reporter, says 'he
weston News. -,,.,i anil
His first case was minor clNiI Fin,
furiously contested by the oPposnil
counsel, and. after listening % tn,ne
to all the LAWYERS had to say. ne '"'"'
to the jury and charged them, bay
Gentlemen OF the Jury: lou n
heard the argument of the counse,, \
the plaintiff; II you believe what Ina II
says, you will find verdict 10,
plaintiff. You have heard the arg u I'M
for the defendant: If you beiit's or NJ
he says, you will find Il verdict loi
defendant. But ir YOU believe as !
I'll be blowed IL know what your
diet will he. Take the case
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
DEBS'S THREAT IN, VAIN.
work Coos Right on nj the stock
Ynrd. In chicago.


CHICAGO, July ~. The bebs mani
fes,o. resulting IN the Overton edict.
va. ming all railroad men at the stock
yards TO desist from work or he
"brand.d MS scabs' seemed 10 have
little effect to-day on the men to whom
IL vas addressed, or upon the situation
at the stock yards generally.
Railroad employees returned 10 their
work ~ usual switching was con.
tinucd. AID the packers seemed inclined
10 treat the matter as a Joke.
The receipts Of the different packing
houses showed that business was i'm.
proving There came In l3.GO head Of
cattle ?spO hogs and 500 sheep.
The stock yards company VIII endeavor
to solve the problem OF securing pro
lection for It's men outside Of work ing
hours by lodging and boarding them In
It's own buildings. cots were placed In
some Of the houses to-day.
The rough treatment az workingmen by
strikers SIN goes on, aud coupling pins
are being used on heads nearly as often
as on trains
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
ODDS AND ENDS OF SPORT.

the second heat Of the two-mile handi-
cap for Class r riders, at Baltimore
f elmer G, Davis '275 YARDS Was allowed
Sanger and liked up the other riders,
while DAVIS gained whole lap. sangeT,
from scratch IN 44a 30 from Titus.
won by foot. G. NJ. Murphy captured
Guiding Titus. bliss. Sanger Bald, Hell
fert, Taylor and Taxis. Time: 2:l7 "a.
Johnson's exhibition half In 1.Ol - Is a
new State record
There Is class OF city ~ 7eimen
who think there Is no fnn In bicycling
unless big chances are taken and who
look upon compliance with restricting
ordinances AZ childish. These are the
riders who dash around corners with
their wheels and never carry lamps al
night. Five Of them We're taught "A
Wholesome lesson Yesterday when they
were fined In the Norkville Court for
'smartness" in this trick. and, unfortu
nately the chances" are taken by PEG
pie other than the rider.
The track officials at the, New .yor,
Journeymen Plumbers and ,iasftters
Union games at suffers Harlem River
Park next saturday afternoon have
been selected from among men of prom
| inence In various Well-known amateu,
athletic organizations OF this vicinity
They will ofiiciate as follows: Referee
| NJ. A. Cunning. 4. \, A.. Judges, j. u
Sheldon and Charles Greenhall \. J. \
G.. and II. Hjertberg: timers. II. NJ
A. e.. and Charles Diezes, i. A. e.: in
spectors, r.. Il. Franks, Brooklyn, an'
! II. w. Beth, i. A. e.: clerk of thu
clerks. +. Schaefer. +. A. G.. and w. J
OGorman. V. f. C.; scorers, J. j. Car
roll, G. A. A, and T.. IL. French, 81
q. A. C.: starter. r.. w. Hjertberg.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
PRAISE FOR KERWlN.
Nr. Delaney Thanks the Mayor for
Wis Able Appointments.

From the mountain fastn,sses of Penn
sylvania a voice Is heard In praise Of
Gen. I>erwir's appointment AS Police
Commissioner. The voice IL that of j.
e delaney, who writes from Harrisburg
to- Mayer Gilroy thanking him. in the
name Of old soldiers. lrishmen and Irish
Am, ricans for the distinction conferred
on Gen. korwin.
Gen. Kerwin," writes MIR. Delaney.
who has evidently kissed the barney
stone, Stands for all the typical Irish
gentleman represents ciean, able and
the very soul of honesty and manhood.
"lt was my personal pleasure, Mr..
Mayor to hear from the lips of Gen.
sherman the highest encomiums on Gen,
kcrwin as "A fearless but SaGacious sol
der and a prediction that II the war
had lasted another year, and the life ~
the young Irish officer SPARED lie lker-
vim would have reached one OF the
/ highest ranks
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19

FLUSHING ENTRIES.

RACE, TRACK, FLUSHING, July 10. --
The entries for to-morrow's races fol-
low:
irst Race TNo-ycsr-olds. settling. ave FUR
longs. -DsiIey. 100, Banishment, FlyaNsy. Juliet
Ioj each Reclamation seiding. IA; rraftless. %
ID.
Second Rae For al Lagos selling, six fur.
longs. Gen Gordon rarrscus, Bunker Hin, TOM
prador. Jim Mclaughlin, Forrest Belle colt. YER
bic. 10 In each.
and 4 half furlongs Ton. I.ucey. Blackburn.
w each; Paragon Arizona. Satan. lO7 each I.
Fan KING 100. May u. Noonday. Porrier- Jouct,
l0i III. each
Fourth Rae For thrce-year.old maidens: I'VE
furlonEs.- Sprinta colt. Brelne. Forrest Relle
colt, Bandusis colt Quickstep colt. 10 each
LADY fremont Annie l. ally. .rootJy, 1875 Id.
earh
Finh Racs-For three-y ear-olds aud upw ard ;
selling four and a half furlongs. Romance. I22
Morenski lI2. Columbus sentinel lO3. hsnthra-
cite, os. Autumn. jr.. 1902; The rearl ~ ID.
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PERHAPS THEY ARE DAZE0.
Trade Organizations DO Not Criti-
w.. ctse the Tariff Dtsngrcrment.

The secretaries Of the Chamber Of
Commerce, BoI"i Of Trade, Stock FIX
change, Produce Exchange and Maritime
Exchange told an Evening World re
porter this morning that no arrange
ments have been made for an expression
of the views OF their respective organiZa-
lions on the disagreement report Of the
conferrees on the Tariff bill at Washing
ton Yesterday.
The Board uf Trade. stock Exchange
and Maritime Association, said the sec
retares. would in all probability take no
action At AL In the matter. and the Mari.
time Associa ton representative added
that HI Tariff bill was too much OF a
political question for his organization to
mput
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
WERNER HAS NOT RUN AWAY.
Ready to Repeat His LexOw CONF
mittee Testimony.

Carl Werner. who testified before the
Lexow Committee. called at THE Even
ing Worli' office this afternoon and
denied fatty the report that he had left
the city to avoid tcstifying before the
Police Commissioners investigations. He
stated that I've was In business In New
York and was attending regularly to
his affairs. Werner thinks II most
peculiar that II the detectives really
wished to find him they did not do So
us he says he has made no effort at all
to avoid being recognized. While the
detectives have not troubled him, Wer-
uer says that he has been offered by
persons he declines to name strong in
durements In the way of promises of
money. not to appear before the Police
commissioners. but to take little
fresh air in the country.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
TWO MEN SHOT TO DEATH.
4 Fcud Results in II Double Murder
ut viii Creek, W. Va.

HUNTINGTON, w. Va July l9.-On
Mill Creek, "A stream thirty-hve miles
south Of this city. double killing oc-
CURED on Tuesday last. ON one side
were Sam and John Thomson brothers,
and James Hun, a cousin; on the other
side We're Pearl Thomson, John Thorn
son and Wade Thomson, jr,, all young
men.
In the fusillade Sam shot and killed
Pearl, and John shot Wade fatally he
having since died. Some OF the others
were wounded. All the participants
We're members of families having bad
fighting records. The fight grew out of
sam Thomson being stabbed by Pear
at "A dance several months ago.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
WEAK MARKET ALL AROUND.
Cereals. Cotton and Coffee Open
with u Decline.

Wheat was weak and lower again to-
day, selling down h-Sc. here and I-sc.
at Chicago. September touching SO ,2c.
here and ~ 10. in the West Corn
sold down L.. at Chicago. TO 4" l-4c
The drop here was to only 4Tc. oats
broke again in sympathy with the rest
receipts.
The cotton market was dun and weak
August selling At 6S, three points de
cline The coffee market opened dun.
with prices nominally to 10 points
lower.
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BEAR RAID LOWERS PRICES.
Tariff Middle Has a Bad Effect
on the Market.
Resumption of Gold Exports An
other Cause for Worriment.


c,ai ,irc,ss WIS The resnmn,lon Of gold
to-day and Lazsrd Freres have ordered
81 orc 600 1 additional for tomorrow
These an,ounts are beins forwarded
oo '..,, nh
between New York and Berlin. aud the
margin ~ proet is exceedingly Narrow
''' ON Vi po',t 70 "a' ~"
In some quarters II Is asserted that
hey are made on 1ret T., order hs from
that the movement will not reach eN-
tensive proportions.
Is In regard 10 the Treasury gold reserve,
which will lie again drawn down without
wy suIa'".'a, p.' "an,s 'o"''u'
solution OF the tarif muddle.
| The gold exports. together with the
probability that the earnings of the
Granger ROADS, Wheh publshed' VIII
make porr showing, ind icel the bears 10
make demonstration against the
| stock market this morning, and prices
| generally ruled on lower range The
dealings were small outside of Sugar, of
which 5000 shares changed hands dur.
|
Burlington g. Quincy fell 5-s, to IL IA:
ST. Paul, rs, to 80 is; Denver & Rio
Grande, pref. l. to Is 10; Northern Pa
| cfic pref, L. to "A Is; United states
Leather pref, /. to Sc; Atchison. - to
3-S: Chicago Gas. rs. to "A BIS Rock
Island. S-s to 81 L.; Missouri Pacific,
rs, TO ?s IS and Erie. 3-s, to Is IS
| Sugar dropped I. to 10l Ia. and advanced
| to l02 S-s. Central Pacific rose rs to
y Is. and United States Cordage, "a,
to- e.
1 1T Nrt. t,,tn
ferred stocks Of the H. b. Claim Com.
pPa PAM WILL VII be ,,, paid !, Aug l. Transfer
The net earnings of" Of the eoi nalt nne G.
Ohio road for June were $575 94i, a de
months ended June 20 1894. the net
earnings were 1851, i4O, decrease of
Baltimore spec,aI saws. Jobr H.
Searles, of New York. Urea s,,rs,. OF the
the project to merge into one conpanv
the Baltimore q Eastern shore Kali
road, the Eastern shore Steamboat
the Choptauk Steamboat "'ompa nv
with a capital of 81 no 600 The r" ny
tracts for the purchase Of the controIi-
Ing su, interests have been closed, and the
lion will 10 hsg,sn ~ ,,,na " '''''iie
Money lent At Der ,.nt on call and
Is frp, 1' UT Gr r %N"nan e6
dsy hills and Iss a A IS IA f", 'ie,7,,,1i
The supply of bills is exceedinrIv sm,
The ii 600 an -oIj "a he sbiEfred ' Il,
Lazard Freres will no forwardei ~, nc
La Touraine w Wv
Commercial bar silver sold al Go,.s
and Mexican dollars at 10 ~ par siIve,
in London rose 10 % IL ,Sd nor o,,ncn
The stock market was u,Iie, and nre.
scented no new features. The f,uctua.
tio.,s were slight in the entire list and
the dealings wero confined 70 tho room,
traders. leading operators are waitinr
for DEVELOPMENTS in the House on INC
, tariff before engaging in new ventures
For NAV the Union Pacjfr systen,
earned gross 81. 533 22i a decrease OF
$500 Sa7: expenses 50 l59 DOG "A decrease of
SS3S 95I: and net sara a decrease oi
$jS7 e46
The dubuque & Sioux city Railwa,
:, Company has declared a dividend of | T..
! per cent
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Running short an Parents

From Texas sinlnssl
The children in Dallas rex" ~.
advanced than il any other por''o"
the State.
Lucy Iagrd eleven, rcauins
paper)-It's dreadful, ,
Father What's dreadful! ann
Lucy-Another faithless Wte a n,
with drummer. and the inlurso ~
band has brought suit Tor divoroeih
this sort of thing doesn't stop s9o a,Ia !
will not be any parents lett III DA"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
QUIET At OSWEGO.
The state Troops WIN he with
drawn To-day.

tRv Associated Press
DSW ECO, n. v. July ~. Everything
Is quiet at the Standard oil tompany's
property to-day. The barges which came
week ago are not yet unloaded. The
military will he withdrawn to-day and
the property will be placed in the hands
OF the Sheriff and ffty deputies
Nine barges. with an aggregate of
200. 600 feet Of lumber, are expected to-
morrow or Saturday. and trouble is
looked for on their arrival.
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had happened. nearly fell through the
floor. Well. after all, | had merely mis-
taken myself for my brother. which had
been done hundreds of times before by
others, and I suppose I have as much
right to do II as they"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
Captured Two burglars.


,Hpeeltl 70 rue Evening NorIdj
NEWARK, n. j., July l9.-Eary ths morning
sergt, Eagan OF the Harrison police. captured
two OF the burglars who have been committing
depredst'ons In this city. The men who were ar.
rested are Patrick CASTOR and Frank Mcconnell
They had IN their possession several hundred dol
lars worth Of blankets SC. which they had
stolen from Erbs Hotel stable this city
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
Preferred Prison to Starvation.

II want to he committed TO the workhouse 4"
said Annie Enseiman 10 Justice Feitner In Essex
Market Court to-day. Last night she walked into
the Eldridge street police station and said that
she was sick and homeless. and had eaten moth ne
for two days. The police furnished her with 4
meal. Justice FetRer granted her requeIt.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
4 Certain symptom.

FrOm the Chicago Inter Occan.l
Mamma-Why don't you go and do the
errand I told you to?''
Freddie want to sit here and see the
company that's coming to Mrs. Smiths
How do you know there Is any COM
ing?"
81 saw Robbie wash his hands"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
A. the Poultry SHOW.

CFrom the Chicago Tribune)
Great snakes! There's fifty-seven lit
tie chicks In that box! How could one
hen hatch out as many as that?"
"A hen didn't do II. They was Matched
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Interest In n judgment sold.

Tho sheriff TO-DAY sold in the yostihule Of the
city Hal all the right title and interest Of 81
Secretary George NJ. EoNeson To Judgment Tor
Nsj7S, which he had aEtins' the Central Rail
road company Of New jersey, to T.. W. loumans
for 500. The sale L. satisfy . Judgment for
$50 In favor Of William W, Niles, IT,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
NEW LEAGUE UMPIRE.
Pcdcstrtan HORxland Gets an App
pOintment ON the StaG.

AUBURN, n. Y, July l9.-Williard A.
Hoagland. the heel as,d toe pedestrian.
OF this city, has received an appoint
ment AS an Umpire I'm the National
League. He was ordered to report for
duty to President Young at Washing
ton. and left at once for the Capitol
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
New Committeeman TO samoa
,By Associated Press

tBy Associated Press
LEXINGTON, KY, July l9.-James II.
Mulligan has finally accepted the posi-
ton OF ConsulGeneral to Samoa. and
will leave at . o'clock to-day for his
new home.
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Run Over by a Wagon.

Edward Harry nifty. nine years old. OF 2Ss Madi-
son street, was run over by express wagon
this afternoon in front OF 30 Wall street. His
left arm and leg were slightly injured. He was
attended by an amhulsnce surgeon and he left
for home. The driver OF the express wagon drove
off unnoticed.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-07-19
The NeninIs Revenge.

From the Indianapolis Journail
Excuse me. haven't you forgotten
something" said the waiter. softly
"Naw," replied the surly gentleman.
BEG pardon, but ! think you have.
You 70 got to Kick about the salt"