The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-02-09

see thet the most aptest skoler I've
got 10 the man thet rites to the Ar.
gous. He explained Shakespear sum.
mat last week but not enuff. How.
sumever, hits beginnin' and hit en-.
cursges me To rite sgin. Now I fnd
'het hits nuthin TO rite fur pspevs only
the gitten up sn at il. and evry body
thet can think Of reel funny Nom
de Plume" ought TO rite whether he
has any thing 10 cay er not. becos you
know the name is with sutheD, but
lem me tell you. ef We ware pants jest
prefix Miss er Mrs ter yer name, becos
ef yer don't, yell spile the fun. Hunt
cut funny name tust, and then rite
jest whatever Gomez ter yer mind, no
matter what kind or shaip yer git IL
in And Tow 10 good time ter begin
'bekase thsres gwine ter he some con.
venshuns and ieckshuns etcetrey.
Taken bout leckshuns minds mo Of il,
| was cafaberaten with Hssve Stew.
art the otber.dsy al he seem TO think
thet Jake Lennon will stand on his
frunt dore an Doc Glezen on his back
porch an somehow tha'll clasp hands
an circle TO the left round the Repub-
lican convenshun an nominate Jake IN
spite Of all. An then whare's yer
Husten Greene and yer Johnny Nor
nan. an the balance OF the party /?
Thet wuz plane 'nuG ter me. They
wuz ell in the soop but Jake On he's
in the Office. But ] wuz lisseneu to
some more of my nabers talk. (an an
sorry TO say ths haint sllus willin ter
speak we'll their naber) sn the sed
"wall. who's Doc Glezeuf Hes uuth-
in but Prohi." Thet WOE . sumner
on me, allus thot billy Of Doc, On ter
hear him cut down thet way wuz
more'n l cud stan, 90 l sez 'es 90 what
mout thet mean? An the same man
tibet told me about ole Shaksspear bein
dark. gave me the same agonizipg look
ss afore an sed "pePhibit." o wall,
| wuz onto IL in . minuot becoz herd
EN- 80 thet Doc perhibited one OF my
nabers from feucin in part ov the
school lot inter bis farm. Thet wux
no secret. Wall sez Doc 10 pooty
fair sort ov . man nchow. On ths sed
yes but then"-By this time Ide got
my dsnder up On l left. I wouldn't
hear no moro. merely menshen THE
tCs suV tuC P0CVCt ~ Oou too usOOs WOy
ths'll talk about thar best frien', "a
hits got ter DO sech habit with some
|of EN- thet tbs don't kno Il. Ths'd
think their nsber WIZ slited OF tha
dident give him round. ito bic bsck)
wunct in . while. an ths1l 20 to
church taken about their nsbsr 90 thu
cum from church taken about the
preacher. an ths don't mean no harm
you kno. bits got to be such . habit
with them thet hits becum seckuod
mater.
Iwuz tslkeu to C. Everard asd
George Corn tother day, m my thar
ded gone on the woman question.
Why tha think wimmsn he'd ort to
ware pants, IN vote, On hold Office,
sn speek in pub.ick. and Lord koose
what all! Ths made me tired.
think tibet womsn's place IL in the
kitchen an thet she has no right 10 git
her nose outen thsre. l can tell em
what's what. Why, OF woman he'd
ben intended ter be like man wouldeut
the fust one ben made Of clay, like
man? An then look at the spellen OF
the word. Wo spells wo aud wo
means ter stop Yes ter stop Jest .
leetIe bit short OF man. Ide like ter
see any man git over that srgimeut.
an ef tha do, I've got plenty more Jest
like, an tha'll bear from
T.,