The morning call., 1894-11-29
THE SPIRIT OF THE PRESS

People all over the country have been won
derlng at and admiring the excellent and we'll
hitting uniforms worn by the officers OF the
regular army. The secret has been let ont.
Ihe oihcefs ceased patroniZing New York tai.
Tors aud now have all their work done in chi
caRo. They find it cheaper as well as better
work IN all respects. Poor old New York; 1t
is ceasing TO be even tailoring center.-Cbi-
cago Herald.
An elderly man with the fictitious name of
ErastuS Warren, who said he once served AZ
Governor OF South Carolina and had been
ruined by dissipation, was furnished with a
pass TO utica from Bridgeport by the Board of
CHARITIES OF The latter town. He would be apt
10 murmur TO The Governor Of North Carolina
as TO The rosy, go slow."-Philadelphi
Ledger.
What the Tribune rather tmool,tely called
the insect editors" of the rural press are rails.
ing mighty bum over the epthet, and the
general tenor of their buZzing seems to be that
Uncle Shelby can get more votes wandering
around the State talking politics with I'VE
editor" than Uncle Joe can staying at home
ana calling hard names.- Chicago Times.
The Syracuse physician who believes that
new 1ork'S method OF executing murderers bv
electricity does rot KILL and that he could re-
suscl'ate such persons, may be given Il chance
TO put MS theory 10 practical test. The result
OF TINS experiment would settle a long standing
ana much-mooted Observation-Disclosures Call.
secretary Carlisle, 1t is reported, paid Gov.
ernor Motions coacbman lbrrally out of the
United States treasury for his Imprisonment
nd his future silence But nobody has offered
TO pay the Secretary for his damaged reputa-
tion-Chlcago Inter Ocean.
The old office holders who will now have to
go TO work Tor a living will have one advantage
lhey VIII soon be doing business under the
stimulating influences OF a prospective speedy
return to Republican rule.-kansas City Jour
nal.
The United States has withdrawn The offer
OF mediation between China and Japan. THAT'S
right. Let the natural law that to the vicrorss
belongs the spoIls have free course in Asia II
not In Amerca.-St Louis Republic
NO matter whether 1t is 10 assist in the
launching of ship or the sinking of one, Mr.
Cleveland is equally felcitous in his express
sions OF devotion to the free-trade idea-MiI-
Waukee Sentinel.
President Moraes of Brazil seems to have
formed much better Cabinet than President
cleveland did. Aud that Is not much of COM
pliment for Mr.. Moraes, eitber.-New York
Press.
Ihere's always flaw In a candidates armor.
The fact Achilles was inyulnerable save In The
1901 shows the advantage at such times of also
eelng well heeled.-PniIadelphia Times.
Ob1ector Holman, the watchdog" of the
treasury, Is IN the debris. ais services are not
needed any longer. anyway. There is nothing
there 10 watch.-Canton Repository.
II Pugllist Fitzsimmons could guarantee the
puolc that he would Kill man at every per-
Iormance what a success he would make as a
theatrical star !-Omaha Bee.
Mr.. Carlisle wants il understood that In AUG
tlonlng OFF $50,OO0 900 worth OF bonds be Is
only acting as clerk for head OF the firm.-Pitts-
burg Chronicle Telegraph.
NOW that the Tammany tiger is Gagged, It's
teeth and claws should be transferred to an
other department of the muse um.-Detroit
Journal.
1he geographical line in poll les is being
khocKed out.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
IL is thought that Capriv resigned because