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The evening world., 1894-03-06
The Lady with the Horse Laugh.

To the Editor:
What opinion must young man have OF 30
called ''lady'' who makes herself conapicuous In
q tramway by what call . morse laugh" and
th.s after passing detrimental remarks about the
other passenssrsf Do you think that II she be
standing . gentleman sAould offer his psAti In
my eyes las sssms- quite undsssrvins Of any
eoartssy. JERSEY BILL
The evening world., 1894-03-06
Get Ready for summer.

It is not too early to think OF the styles
for the warm months. Here Is Co.'S
tune for Summer of old blue novelty
goods. The skirt Is kilt-jlaited loosely.
bordered with blue velvet or ribbon, and
opens over a front panel with rosettes
The evening world., 1894-03-06
TO TAKE DALYS TESTIMONY.
Commissioner Named In London to
Serve In a Suit.

Serve In n Suit.
An order was granted to-day by JUS
tice Fitzsimons, OF the City Court
authorizing the Consul-General of the
United States at London to take, as
commissioner the testimony of Angus
tin DAILY. John Harrington. Treasurer
OF MIR. Days London theatre. and John
T. Brown, Assistant Treasurer, as we'll
as that OF Edward Hinton, electrician.
The evidence thus obtained Is
to be used in the suit brought
some time ago in the city Court bv
Samuel Il, Van Ranst. who was em-
ployed by Mr. DAILY to superintend the
construction OF the electrical appliances
when his London theatre was being
built.
Van Ranst sues to recover $40, which
he claims to be due him upon the CON
tract. Mr., DAILY claims to have paid
Van Ranst I'm full
The evening world., 1894-03-06

Smallpox is on the increase IN Brook
1yn. Probably there is no occasion for q
panic. But there is occasion for the most
rigid enforcement OF sanitary regulations
asd for the exercise Of the most watch
full care by the health authorities.
The evening world., 1894-03-06
MIR. Hewitt's Mistake.

Abram Hewitt is mistaken about deterioration in
the South In oldsn times he would have been roast
ID at the stake Now he Is roasted in the news.
papers, Cincinnati Times-star
The evening world., 1894-03-06

Next Thursday Is the latest day set for
the opening Of the Lexow Committees
investigation Of the New York Police De-
partment. Good citizens will not fail to
make . note Of the time. They are all
anxious to see what the day may bring
The evening world., 1894-03-06

There are to be no more election fraud
trials In New York at present So far,
the record stands with thirty-six convic-
tons. thirty dismissals and eleven cases
% running away after Indictment The
court proceedings hayo taught one les
son 20 election officers who have served
The evening world., 1894-03-06
Yes. He Has Succeeded.

Mr.. DepeN takes the position that n man who
has not experienced a slight attack OF big head
never gets on well in this world. ChAuncey, by
the way, has been a highly successful individual
Kansas City Star.
The evening world., 1894-03-06
Oyster Pirate Bill Passed.
(By Associated Press.

passed the Maryland and Virginia Reciprocity
oyster Pirate bill yesterday. 1t provides that each
State shall be allowed to pursue trespassers for
ten miles into the waters OF the other State, Of
Tenders to be tried In the State where the tres
bass was committed. II Maryland passes n similar
Dill Congress will be asked to ratlfy the iegiSla-
q
The evening world., 1894-03-06

Tha. big gun conservative" which
"rhe Evening World" cartoonist shows
to-day. trained on the good ship Tariff
Reform. In likely to startle some of the
expert gunners by the force Of its re-
roil
The evening world., 1894-03-06

with $4,000 In its inside pocket, the
Lexow Committee should be sufficiently
equipped for an exhaustive inquiry into
the management Of the New York Police
Department.
The evening world., 1894-03-06
They wnI Come Together.

While moving for Greater New York. II
would be excellent idea to likewise take stsps
in the direction OF better New York.-on City
blizzard
The evening world., 1894-03-06

Scald one cup Of white Indian meal
and stir thoroughly. Add a saltspoon-
full Of salt and cold milk until 1t 10 thin
enough to pour into a creased baking
pan. It should be about an inch thick.
Bake in a quick oven about twenty
Ave minutes.
The evening world., 1894-03-06
Kind Thought for Cap,n An.on.

Il appears by the "mAgnAtes' - schedule that
the chieagos win play sixty-sevsn games Of ball
in Chicago this season. There 10 luck In odd
games. .--Chiesgo TinsA
The evening world., 1894-03-06

BY adopting the proposed scheme Of
Elevated Railway extension New York
would only plunge out Of the rapid
transit woods into the Manhattan Bushe.
The evening world., 1894-03-06
Lake Navigation Opens Early.
fRv Asaociatad Presal

CHICAGO. March G-The steamer chieora ar
rived here from st, Joseph and Benton Hsrbor.
Mich. last evening. thus opening the marine sea-
son a month earlier than last year. Although In
surance does not become operative until April 1,
soms vessels encouraged By the miid weather. will
soon start for BuiAla.
The evening world., 1894-03-06

( In Brooklyn the resignation has been
accepted Of Sanitary Inspector who
concealed two cases Of smallpox. 10 that
all that could BE- done with himf
The evening world., 1894-03-06

That policeman who arrested the
woman whose kiss carried alcoholic
fumes showed how little the force can
endure the breath Of suspicion.
The evening world., 1894-03-06

America will be glad to see Rose
bery's popularity stand we'll in the
test of his Administration.
The evening world., 1894-03-06
Inter-MunicipaI Courtesy.

There Is smallpox In chichsor shrisks a
ST. Louis paper-"it may come to ST. Louis :"
No. 1t won't; not II 1t can help itself Chicago
Herald,
The evening world., 1894-03-06

II the Bland bill does get in the way
OF the Tariff bill in the Senate there
ought to be collision that should go
down in history.
The evening world., 1894-03-06

II sweeping charges can make the
Street Cleaning Department clean, they
are on hand in plenty.
The evening world., 1894-03-06
New Hamp.hire Hank E.ioilea.
lBy Associated Prssl.l

KEENE. n. H.. Aarsh e-TAs kssns ouAran-
..s sasins. Bank vaa sniolnsa yesterday from
receiving of psyins oat nepsy by osdsr q sbs
The evening world., 1894-03-06

at the foot. The bodice and the front are
draped over a yoke Of Venetian point.
with ruffies on the shoulders. held by
rosettes and falling over sleeves Of blue
satin and lace. The hat is Of rice straw,
with lace and flower garniture. Nine
yards double width goods.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
A Sensitive Point.

The Widow Grangely had an important
case in court. She knew that if she should
win her condition thereafter would be one
of financial ease, and she had accordingly
employed the most effective lawyer in the
county. When the case came to trial, the
shrewd lawyer saw that his road to success
lay through the emotions of the jurymen.
"Gentlemen," said he, '.look at this poor
woman. Is she not enough to excite the
pity of any beholder? D~ecrepitude has not
spared her. and age Is fast spreading its
blight upon her once fair face. She'-
"You stop right where you arer' ex-
claimed the widow. II need the money
that might come out Of this case, but IIl be
hanged if you shall tand up there and call
me DID,"
The lawyer FASTENED to her side and said,
why madam, I must talk that way OF
lose the case"
Il don't care if you do have to talk that
way, you shan't. I'd rather lose the whole
thing than be called old. 1 am just as good
looking as ever was. and I want you to
understand that fact. Decrepit, indeed!
I'll bet I could gather you up and throw
you over a 10 rail fence right now If you
want to talk about the law there is in the
case, go ahead, but if you call me old again
we'll fight, that's all ."-Arkansaw Tray
eler.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
Uutactfuf.

The pages Of amusing literature are
stocked with the sayings OF honest and VI
tactful people. The following incidents
have, moreover. the merit of being strictly
true:
A lady who had studied an elementary
treatise of ~astrology II day took it upon
her to least the horoscope of a boarding
house acquaintance.
Let me see," she began after taking
down the day OF the subjects birth. "you
are in Aries. Aries is intellect. Why, To!'
she suddenly exclaimed. looking up, rs the
full force Of the definition struck her,
"there must he some mistake. You can't be
in Aries!"
Another innocently frank person was adj
miring the baby grandson of "a famous
man.
Now" said she encouragingly to the
parents of the child, this boy will be u
genius. 1t is perfectly safe to expect il, Tor
you know genius always skips one gel,ra-
ion ."-Youth's Companion.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
Language GiantR

The publication of Lady Richard Bur
tons Life" of her husband recalls some
interesting facts concerning the linguistic
career Of that distinguished traveller. Like
many other language giants, he owed his
love of strange tongues to the cosmopoli-
tan education which he received. He had
his own peculiar way of mastering a Ian
guage, just the same as he had a pct
theory regarding Latin pronunciation,
which, by the way, got him into hot water
at Oxford. Much Of his immense stock of
knowledge he boiled down into dialectical
grammars. During the first seven years
of his residence in India he passed exami-
nations, it is said, in Hindoostani, Guza-
rati Persian, Maharati, 6indhi, Punjabi.
Arabic, Telugu, Pushtu -an Afghan
tongue--Turkish and Armenian. q
Hans Conon Won der Gabelentz was 10
puted to 10 acquainted with nearly 100
languages. He compiled grammars Of the
Finnish and Monaghan tongues.-Lan-
Suages. 10 - ~
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
Suicidal Marriage.

He was engaged to the girl, but he would
not carry out the contract. though he re-
fused to give her up.
She had coaxed him at first to give up his
foolish notion, but he wouldn't nave it, and
finally she kicked out of the traces.
why don't you stop fooling," she said,
and marry me?"
my dear" he pleaded, marriage in my
case would be suicide"
Suicide? What do you mean?"
Il mean that l am SO poor / could not
hire a cook"
SWELL" she urged bravely, what of
that, am strong and well and can do the
cooking until you are rich enough to hire a
cook"
II know that, my dear love-" he muir.
INJURED, taking her face in his hands, sit is
your cooking that I am afraid Of" And
young loves dream was split wide OPEN
Detroit Free Press.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
DIR. JOhnson's Studies.

The direction of DR.. Johnson's studies
was partly determined, we are told, by the
discovery of a folio of Petrarch lying on a
shelf, where he was looking for apples. 1t
was an accident, again, which threw the
continuation of Echard's Roman history
in the way of Gibbon. "To me" he says,
'the reigns of the SUCCESSORS of Constan-
tine were absolutely new, and 1 was i'm
mersed in the passage Of the Goths over
the Danube when the summons Of the
dinner bell reluctantly dragged me from
my intellectual feast. procured the sec
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
A Common Effect,

do you think" said Willie Washington,
shat it actually hurts a man to be hit with
n of Cupid's arrows?"
NO" replied Belle Pepperton. "As a
rule he merely becomes senseless for a
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Star.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
A NARROW ESCAPE!
How it Happened.

The following remarkable event In a lady'a
life will interest the reader: For q long timeI
had q terrible pain at my heart, which fut-
tered almost necessarily. Ihad no appetite
and could not sleep. L would be compelled
to sit up in bed and belch gas from my stom-
ach until | thought every minute would be
my last. There was a feeling Of oppression
about my heart. and l was afraid TO draw q
full breath. l couldn't sweep O room with
out sitting down and resting; but, thank
God. by the help Of New Heart Cure all that
is past and | feel like another woman. Be-
fore using the New Heart Cure / had taken
different so-called remedies and been treated
BY doctors without any benefit until / was
Doth discouraged and disguised. My husband
bought me a bottle OF DIR. Miles New Heart
cure, and am happy to say ! never regretted
I. as l now have a. splendid appetite and
ileep well. | weighed lbs pounds when l be-
ran taking the remedy. and now / weigh 1904.
'tS effect In my case has been truly marvel
us. 1T far Surpasses any other medicine /
ave ever taken or any benefit L ever re-
'eived from physicians."-Mrs. Harry Starr.
'ottsville. Pa, October IL, 1892.
DIR. Miles New Hear Cure Is sold on a posi-
we guarantee by all druggists. or by the DR..
lilies Medical Co, Elkhart. Ind, on receiptof
rice, $l per bottle, six bottles Is, express pre-
'aid: This great discovery by an eminent
pecialfst In heart disease, contains neither
Ioiates nor dangerous drugs
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
Her Three Meals Made One.

Mrs. Boardman-Science tells US that a
TAI would do very we'll on one meal a day
instead of the three we all take.
Mr.. Jiggers (the star boarder)-And /
perceive, madam, that you are in thorough
sympathy with science.-Chicago Record.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
His Course.

NOW" said the medical professor, "if a
man were brought to you, Mr.. Hawkins,
suffering from an unmistakable case of
smallpox. what would you do2"
SID light out" said Hawkins.-Harper's
Bazaar.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06

! rs that piece of bric-a-brac all your rich
relative left your" inquired the visitor.
"Yes, sir" sighed the poor relation. my
vase is my fortune. "-Chicago Tribune
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
An Explanatory Epitaph.

III 114PfaHHCOTy LplCHpn.
The following epitaph is to be found in
the Cross kirkyard, Shetland, on a hand.
some mausoleum:
DONALD ROBERTSON.
Born lst January, 1885; died 4th June, 1S4S;
aged sixty-three years. He was a peaceful and
quiet man. and to all appearance a sincere
Christian. His death was very much lament.
ed, which was caused by the stupidity of
LAURENCE TULLocH, OF CLoTHERroN,
who sold him nitre instead Of epson salts, by
which he was killed in the space of three hours
after taking a dose of it.
Youths Companion.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
A Coward.

"Have you had your new house insured,
Mrs. Dwight"
Yes"
Your husband is afraid of fire, them"
Mercy, yes! He will leave the house any
time before he will make one."-Chicagc
Inter Ocean.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
Making Money.

WooI-You wouldn't cash Braces check
|for $50, and yet you let him borrow S..
| Van Pelt-Well, $45 is worth saving, isn't
|t?-Puck.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06

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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06
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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06

Northerne:-That hog must be bothered
with fleas, from the wa he scratches him
self.
Southerner-Fleas nuthinl That's a razor
back hog, sab, and he's just stroppin him
self.-Life.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1894-04-06

Ophthalmic Item.
Dialogue between two beggars:
Are you blind by natures"
mo: only ny profession. Texas Sift-
hgs.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-05-18
HUMOROUS.

Hoffman Howcs Haven't seen
Dick at the club lately" Puttson Calls
No: he's cngangcd. But he's to be
married soon. Puck.
They say that money is n drug in
the market "Yes. but the trouble is
one has To have prescription in order
to get it. Brooklyn Life.
Carson Seeing is believing"
Nonsense. | see Wetherell
every day and wouldn't believe him
on his oath N. y. Herald
-"Now. Tommie, stop your crying.
What on earth do You want. anyhow"
cried mamma Want To see the woyld
70 wound said Tommic. IN lIarper's
Iazar.
-"Is Smarter just right in saying
that he speaks French without any no
ticeablc accent?r Eyes. indeed. With
out even French accent. Chicago
Record.
Mr. Pop -"Our youngest child talks
all the time" Mr. Chumppc il a
boy or girl?" Nr. Pop Didn't say
il talked all The time?" Detroit Free
Press.
There are two reasons why some
people don't mind their own business.
One Is that they haven't any mind: the
other. that they haven't any business.
lid Bits.
-Dibbs ">wclton says he isn't
afraid Of work" SarcaS-"W why should
he be? lie never got near enough I,
any TO find ont how he'd feel. "--Chica
go Record.
The Specialized Girl-'IIave yor
read .Ships That Pass in the Night?'
The Auburn-Ilair Girl-"No. Wha'
kind are they -courtships? Indian
apolis journal.
--"Whcre is the bearded lady?" aslsc,
the manager 1T Is time for the show
TO begin. ''IIe went out to vote" cx
planned the ossificd man. Indian
auolis journal.
-Paticnt-.'I am troubled with in
somnia. What would you recommend?
Doctor good, refreshing slccpsevel
nights in the week. Five dollars
please. 49, Boston Transcript.
Extremely Bad. -Customer-"Th
trousers are the worst ! ever saw.
Tailor-.What's the matter wit
thcm?" Customcr--'Confoun il, the
won't hang anyway Tailor tblandly
Perhaps hanging is too good for then
sir. ~ Detroit Free Press.
--Couldn't Understand TT don
understand editors" said Mr.. Frcsl
field, late Of Yalcvard. They sour o
ambition so. | told the editor OF tn
Gazette that Ia like to write for hil
and give literary tone to his papc
and he wouldn't hear Of it. ] thin
it's very strange that he should ns
want his paper 70 have literary tone
-Harper's Bazaar
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-05-18
FOB HE Fl2SI TIME.
Tile River aud Railroad Operators Ac
In Unity.

PiTTsBuRGH. Pa, Nav s.-True TO
their word. the Pittsburgh coal opcr-
ators who were not garties to the call
iSsrsi last week for q conference OF
operators and miners to be held In
cleveland next Tuesday, have agreed
To meet al the courthouse in this city
On Friday morning. The call issued
yesterday Is signed ~ eleven promi-
neat coal companies. among whom are
the leading OPERATOR in the river min
ing districts.
ii * tie first time III the history Of
the coal trade in the Pittsburgh dis
tric. that the river and railroad opera
ators have acted in unity
Friday meeting will doubtless be
interesting Considerable ill-fccling
was aroused by the privacy ~ last
! Thursdays meeting. tits likely. how
ever, that the operators will decide q
attend the Cleveland meeting, but
they will 20 well prepared.
District President Cairns said ycstcr
day morning that he expects to bring
\ about total suspension in the Cum
berland district by Wednesday. The
organizers ia that field report gooe
deal of snecesS
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-05-18
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Lord Rosehcry Al school was &c
rirlish that lie was niclSnamed Miss
Prim. on. lormer >choolmatcs do not
venture a. address him now rs they
then did. Miss rrim.'
1t II said that in Rhode Island the
name 0lney is commonly pronounced
O'ney. but the attorney general him'
self pronounces it 0l-ney. with the ne
cent on the first syllable.
Foreign papers say that Mascagni
has given himself up To gambling, and
has lost a large part Of his fortune N
Monte Carlo 1t is also said that he
has severed his relations with his pub
Usher. Sonzagno
MIR. Gladstone. n one Of his daugh'
tiers SAYS. j. always very careful tc
avoid travelling sunday. and also e
put aside All secular work on that day
and keep himself to his special sunday
books and thoughts.
-Thomas Ellis. the new liberal
whip. il the son of a tenant farmer IN
Wales ana 50 thorough Wel>hman
that he learned English rs a foreign
language. Hy temperament. too. as
we'll as bv origin he is democratic.
d Russell Brown. ex-governor,
hold-ovcr governor and governor re-
elect OF Rhode Island is native OF
Connecticut and forty-six years OF age.
He is the senior partner OF the great
mill supply store of Brown Bros. x Co
az Providence.
The president has pardoned Henry
Williams. of Texas. who was under
sentence for life 'and five years" fo'
"hoding up the United States mails
Z in 1879. In some countries he woult
have been lucky 10 get the extra five
years cut off.
The richest man IN Prussia is Al
bert IIoesch, who owes his wealth T.
his manufacturing establishment
iron and paper) His income is abou
s.. 600. o30 year and his taxes las
year. when his wealth was rated hal
million more, were Si0>.0o0.
Congressman Morse. Of MaSsachu
sets. is not only manufacturer Q
polish but Of poetry. The combination
ought TO br profitable. With tn
poetry he can boom the polish. am
happily he may get little Of tn
polish. on the poetry, and reap dis
tinct benefit in the literary end OF HI
dual output.
Alice Ayres was a domestic seryan
In I.ondnn-the only support Of he
aged mother. In trying to rescue ne
employers children when the hons
burned down She lost her lifc tn
newspapers sauded her rs n hcroin
and a big monument was placed owe
her grave, Her mother has just bee
sent to the poorhouse.
THE Amir OF Afghanistan has pr
sentea the shrine OF Imam Eeza :
Mcshcd with large Koran. 1t w
received with great pomp The go
. ernor. Prince Moayyed-ed- Dowleh, r
! ceived it in person in the mosqu
The Koran j. inclosed in a valuab
casket of massive silver and gold I
, beautiful workmanship.
"A Princess Galitzen. in tights an
spangles, is bareback rider in FrenC
circus. Prince krapotkin Is 4 ca
. man in Moscow A Prince Sol;ykoff
; a porter in st. Petersburg meat ma
ket A Princess Dolgorould is singir
in concerts in America. a Prince Err
o toff is serving sentence Of penal ser'
: tude for stealing. On the whole. &
!. Russian princes seem to be working.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-05-18
Damaging storm In Minnesota.

SrrLrwArrR, MINI. May iO.-A
storm Of cyclonic proportions swept
over this city about . o'clock ycster-
dav morning. and in eight minues did
damage 10 the extent Of over 10000
A building on Third street was I'M
dcrmincd and toppled down hill-
side. IL Il total loss. together with
its contents. valued nj 5000. shoe
Shop on Myrtle street was also under
mined and fell into the street. carry
inc down blacksmith named Lilli.
grcn, who suffered some severe in.
iuries. There were no electric lighta
last night