Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1894-02-16
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Stands to reason-The debater. -
Philadelphia Record.
The characteristic of our time is that
we have no time. Fliegende Blaetter.
Long hair on man covers multi
tude of crank notions. New Orleans
Picayune.
1t seems that the good points of
some people have all been broken off.
Galveston News.
1t is curious how quiet people can
be about thing without the least ef-
fort. indianapolis News.
you say he is bad egg. How did
You find it out?" ''He showed it the
Press.
Stranger" How long have people
been settling here?" Collector they
haven't commenced yet. - Atlanta
Constitution.
Notonly can woman laugh in her
sleeve but SO can her whole family, and
there's room for the neighbors. To
peka Journal.
The nearest thing to vacuum is q
letter written merely for the purpose
of keeping up correspondence. Mil
waukee Journal.
Miss Yale-''Do you ever play foot
ball, Mr.. Kansas" Mr.. Kansas. -
"No; but / now and then daily with
cyclone Halo.
Gudders-'W Why don you act always
as your conscience tells you you
should?" Cynicus--'I make enough
enemies as it is. Chicago Record
''What an ethereal, exquisite crea-
ture Miss Smilax is, isn't she? Just
look at the dainty pose of that left
arm = 'tHumph! That amt pose
it's vaccination. Chicago Record
Brown How long have you known
that man you lent a dollar to this
morning?" Jones-'I never knew
him long. He's been short ever since
/ first met him. Detroit Free Press.
els the man Grace is going to marry
rich 2" Jennio-'I am sure he must
be from the way he acts. ''Gives her
expensive presents, eh?' mo; hor.
ribly stingy. Chicago Inter Ocean.
'Tm even with Blimming at last"
said the society reporter. How
"You know how jealous his wife is?
Well, have alluded to him as great
favorite among the ladies. Indians
polls Journal.
First Passenger wonder why
we are making such long stop 1t this
station?" Second Passenger ta trav-
eler of experiencel- ~ presume 1t IL
because no one is trying to catch the
train. "-Tit-Bits.
Chollie--''Don't you think it would
be noble thing for you to do with
your wealth to establish hor for
the feeble minded?" Miss Box )h,
Mr. Sappe, this Is 50 sudden In
dianapolis Journal.
What did you get. popper?' asked
the little fish, as he saw his parent
make dart ut a nice fat worm.
Hooks" answered the parent And
then he scared 20 the world above. -
indianapolis journal.
jackson 81 believe | have at last
discovered cure for the ills which
afllict our municipal politics.
Mccormick - was unaware that YOU
were anxious 20 bo political healer. 70
Raymond S Monthly.
Elephant Yes, ia like To- keep up
with the times bat | cant afford Il.
II would bankrupt nae to have go nny
even spring overeoat Giraffe
But think what 30 would cust me 90
wear standing collars. -- Chicae"
Tribune.
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exactly lour hours hN the clock. Pa
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