New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-06-21

'.Tho Syracuse Courier has classified new
TYNE ~ disarrcrable people whom it calls Hulk
ruks" II SAYS they helittc the efforts ~ the gen
erous and pubuc-spirited by their raniankerou'
criticisms They find fault whore no fault exists
7hv .,.p,ct worthy people Of Interior motives. OF
csoterl. purposes when their hberalty exceeds
that hy which they themselves have been able to
gain a uttlc praise. They are IN some instances.
l.l around bv the nose by braner men. who Use
them n4 tougs 10 pull chestnuts out OF the IRE
They 10 more to emharrrs 80 progress ami the de-
vclopmcut Of progressive spirit than swarm OF
sovcntcen-yoar locusts
Mothers Darling. Suburban Boy Mamma asked .',
mo what was my faVorite flower, an " IN told
her "gollcnrol' she kissed me an SAID was
poetic Wot does that mean
Little Girl don't know. Why do you Ike the
Suhurban BoyrCausc it grows without any
bother CStreet ~ Smiths Good News
In hts "Rcco..cctons % Virslnian." General
Uahn.y II Maury tc.s ~ an Oh lady I'm FreIericks-
burg who was reduced TO taking in boarlers In order
Z, make both ends meet. on one occasion OF Pc
Guitar stress the larlcr empty that the good
.,Iv took - her bed and summoned her servant
..\ancy" she slll. there's nothing in the house
for my hoarlers 10 eat except mush. But give them
that II they are Christians they VIII accept II In
resignation AMI thankfuness. And II they are not
Christians. il Is a deal too good for them
Matchmakcrs crhe young foks) lie Be mine?
|rb Ss old Iols Ills mother Ia few days later,
I'm SO Hemyntr' , TO n"Er and n'e fie ~
Her Mother Yes and how clcVely We managed
ui-,Chicago Record
The foreign population in Japan. according to the
"Rcvuc FRANCHISE du Japon." amounted on De
ccmber 81 1895 to 5000 persons OF whom $50 were
males and 200 females. They belonged to the
followinS natonalities: China. 500. England
400, United States. 7o0 Germany as; France.
$50; Portugal $50. Holland, 50. Russia, 20; Switzer
land. 20. Denmark 50; Austria. 10: Italy iO divers.
30 As II Is scen the Chinese element is the most
CONSIDERABLE and still the ant-foreign party which
has caused recently two dissoutions of the Cham
bers in Japan never mentions the Chinese in It's
attacks. which reserved exclusively TO foreign
residents Of European origin.
Poor but Kindly Clerk am to be married
shortly Couldn't you manage TO increase my
salary a little?
Employer-Couldn't really. But I'll tell you what
I'll do for YOU. my boy. III shorten your hours
spend your evenings at home, and after that III
lengthen them again 80 that y0u VIII nave an
excuse to get away.-tNew-ho rh weekly
The Catholics OF the Tessn Canton In Switzerland
have given lately a regrettabe evidence OF re-
ueious Intolerance. The Protestant Minister Of
Basca was about TO celebrate religious service In
a hall rented by him. at Castione. where there are
about nifty members OF his congregation. The
NIavor and his secretary came up and handed
him a decree OF the municipality forbidding the
celebration of the divine service under penalty
OF Imprisonment. TWO gendarmes were present
ready to arrest, In of resistance. Mr.. Iampe-
RIM the minister who left the place. and who
forwarded "A complaint 10 the Federal Council,
which promised to examine the case.
Asserting Herse.f-The mother was In the act or
administering a well-earned chastisement for the
nfrnncc Of running away from home and returning
Win a torn and soed dress. when the lite CIR.
rehellrd and began vigorous retalatory measures.
"Nrvie," exclaimed the maternal parent now
dare YOU strike your MOTHER 49, .
'Id IKE to know" screamed Nellie, II you didh I
begin this fuss.'-(Chicago Tribune
Hard times? We'll We should say 80. Apples at
40 q barrel In Chicago, Undoubtedly the highest
prlc. ever asked for fruit in any market in the
world At Is cents apiece, or thereabout. the num-
Der Of apples eaten in Chicago or anywhere Else
must be- enthusiastically small. The man who has
secured al there are in the market and run the
price up would be served just right II his entire sup
ply should rot on his hands
willing TO learn.-Little JOHNNY think Tommy
Dodd wouldn't have many accidents on his
bicycle II he'd go slow instead
Aother-Say go slowly"
Little Johnny esm-if he'd go slowly instead
OF fastly.-(Street Smiths Good News.