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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
BRIGHT BITS.

II there is anything woman despses 10 is
NHi whom she doesn't Standardization
1t does not matter how bright a star may be-
las News,
It is pathetic fact that the hand that rocks
the cradle can't throw a rock and hit anything
in sight-Somerville Journal.
The Peary baby was born In north latitude
77.44, II he is NOT born to beat policy there Is
Sayings
Tom-Dont you abhor anonymous letters,
Dick-No. siree-that's the kind I nl,e-vou
don't have TO answer 'em.-Louisville Courier
Journal
Figg-"what peculiar man Dundor is. He
has sovereign contempt for anybody who
doesn't know as much as he does"
Fogg-'I should think he would. Boston
Transcript,
Jilson saws If people who complain because
base motives are at the bot ON of so many
things. would stop and think they would re-.
member that is where base motives belong
Buffalo Courier.
An Irishman asked Scotchman one day why
railroad engine was always called she
sandy eplled; perhaps it's account Of the
horrible noise it makes when 1t tries 10
whistle. '-Pearso Weekly.
old Jones should have been hung ten years
We'll there's hope yet"
What do you mean"
His wife's runnn' for sheriff"
Dudley (at the door)-'Is Miss Flitterly en-
gaged:"
Servant-"Ot don't rightly know, sor. Wit, but
thot other young man has feen' sparkin' her for
a full hour'-New York Advertiser.
Mems deeds in foolishness abound
Oft times his wicked gambol grieves;
But, on one point, his head is sound
He doesn't gather autumn leaves.
,+e Emma Carleton.
'Thackins has retired. from politics."
Yes He told me that he was weary of the
uncertainties OF pubhJ career"
That wasn't 1t, though What he got tired
Of was sure thing on defeat. Washington
Star.
First Chicago MatrOn; why do you asso-
ctate with her? She has been divorced only
once
/ Second Chicago Matron: Il know dear, but
you muslin forget what lovely scandal there
was at the timeH-New York Herald.
Sportsey-Ja,k wus tellin' me dat you quit
| even after dalIyin wit de races all summer
/ how about IL:
Toutsey-Dat's straight. I hadn't cent at
| de begtnnin' O. dc season, an l got list de
same amount in me pocket now, see?-Brooklyn
! Eagle. 1A ny
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
PER SONAL.


The tax collector of Christiania esti-
mates Ibsen's income at 1900 crowns,
and his property at 10000 crowns.
Rabbi Solomon SCHNEIDER Of Boston.
who recently withdrew from the minis
ward"
Field Marshal Lord WOlseley of the
British army has been revisiting the
scenes Of his earliest military experiences
in the Crimea.
Prof. John W. jerks. a professor emeri-
tus of Brown University. who has just
died, was a graduate of the university,
having been classmate of the late DR..
Robinson in 1885
NJ. Homolle, who has charge of the
excavations at Delhi. has sent word to
the Paris Academy Of Inscriptions that
ne mas found another fragment of the
1AApoiIo. hymns, 1t contains twenty-eight
INES with musical characters.
Congressman Peel. of Arkansas has
been engaged as general attorney for the
Chickasaw nation at Washington to sue
ceed Gen. Paine. The Office is a fat one,
paying $4,000 per year and 10 per cent. of
all claims and moneys recovered.
Or. Franz Neumann, who gives lectures
on physics and mineralogy in the Uni
Versity of Konigsberg, is 90 years old. and
mas iectqTed at this university since he
was ~ lie was born near Berlin and was
d soIdler IN the German war Of liberation.
Kaiser Wilhelm's latest part is that of
a minnestnger He has written a poem in
praise of the charms and ACCOMPLISH
ments OF Queen Margherita of Italy. has
composed the music to il, and sent the
WORK 70 the queen. In thanking him she
says the music is SO beautiful that it
should be published
James Mulligan, the United States con-
sui general at Samoa. writes to a friend
IN Lexington, Ky, that Robert Louis
oLeVensoh IS a very lively man for one
VINO is supposed to be in bad health He
plays tennis for hours, and no one can
outiast MIN In dance. He will put off
ball. "
The King of KoFea,~-whose crowned
head now lies so uneasily, is a pleasant
affable monarch, so say the select few
europeans who have been hOnOred by an
interview; He is short and sallow, and
wears black mustache and short tuft
peloW the chin His palace at Seoul is a
huge rambling building entered by
lions.
The great French comic singer Paulus
should be rich man. In addition to his
income as a perforn7er and the proceeds
OF his vineyard, he Is the proprietor of
the music publishing firm which issued
TO name no others) the two famous
songs I'm ReVenant de la Revue" the
Boulangist hymn, and ''Pere la Nictoire -
OF which nearly 100000 copies have been
sold at % centimes each As the ex
penses OF. Production are covered bv the
sale of the first thousand the profits
must be enormous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
Romance Of the Sea.

The fond mothers of ten Baltimore girls
says the Cincinnati Enquirer. intrusted their
daughters last May to the custody of Miss Car
rlngton, who, being much Travelled woman
was considered quite capable OF chaperoning
them through the countries OF the old world,
Tor which they set sail on the American Line
steamship Chester, of which John A. Reed was
the handsome purser. Miss Carrington's vigi
lance over the young ladies only relaxed when
they talked to the officers, and as the purser is
a man of more leisure than the officers who
nave 10 stand watch. he was much in demand
and by none more than blue-eyed and cherry
HpTed Miss Zell, Caugh liter OF the late Oliver
Carroll Zell. Her thirst for sea knowledge was
information. love spark was kindled OF
which they were not conscious at the time.
The ship landed and they parted
Three days later, while in Brussels purchasing
supplies. the purser Unexpectedly met Miss
Darlington and the young ladies, and they were
ali delighted to see him. Having a day to spars
and being one OF the best fellows in the world
he made up parties to ride and to drive and
was agreeably useful in many other WAYS Our
each other when they again parted. he to re-.
turn to his ship for a voyage back TO the
United States and she to continue her foreign
travels.
Twice more he crossed the ocean and. unable
TO longer stand suspense, he chased after the
party to Antwerp, where he told Miss Zell how
1t was, ana so they were married then and
there without telling any of their acquaintances
about II. Again they separated.
Miss Zel arrived home last week. Mr. Reed
arrived in port Monday and left for Baltimore
Tuesday, and his visit TO the Zell mansion will
be the first intimauon that Mrs. Zell will have
OF her daughter being wife.
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Felt Ever So Much Better.

Three or four years ago, says an exchange. a
silvery tongued fellow. who gave out that he
was fruit tree agent" swindIed the farmers
IN an English county, famous for orchards and
clder- In barefaced manner.
one man was so disguised at having teen
taken in that he hunted the scamp out and gave
MN a horsewhtpping in the street.
AFTER he had got through his work satisfac-
tcrly he told the fraud" That he would leather
him twice as badly II he ever Set eyes upon him
again.
lane, when ne met stranger who so closely
resembled the fruit tree agent" that he
stopped and said:
What You here again. you scoundreIl"
res / m here, you see was the cool reply.
ell. so am /: / am going TO haste you till
your mother wouldn't know you, and yoI hain't
got breath enough % cry don't" told you I'd
20 II, and m just plain man OF my word 80
The threatened man pulled of his coat with
out word of protest, and fight began. In
size OF hve minutes he had used uD the farmer.
wiped the road with him, and was busily re-
placing his coat.
'How's this:" the Herefordshire man said
ruefuily. as he wiped the blood from his face
with Wild rhubarb leaf, you fight q whole
morse better than YOU did two years ago
DO /: Don't know. This our first little
aHalr together, the other replied.
S pose yOu'll say"
Never. And don't want to again"
shoot me If don t begin to ueIeve you are
right. But why in creation didn't you explain,
or ask me 10: You must have thought me
fool"
Yes, know you was a fool; but had Just
found out that had tramped nearly nine miles
along wrong road, ana was wishing some one
would come along and give me a touch up. l
uldn want 20 have any stupid explanations
about it,"
Don't mention it" replied the other "a
rotten 2p Die Will cure that black eye of YOURS
In less tnan week, and regular rinsings with
SAT- and water Will tighten up your loose teeth
IN ABOUT no time. / feel 20 per cent better for
our Iltt.e mill, and am ever so much obliged,
GOOdOy.N
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
The ssnatarial Contest.

The thirty or forty or more populists who
have been elected to ,the legislature inter
fsres greatly with the calculations Of at
least two Of the senatorial candidates
These two are Senator Walsh and Mai
Bacon. The majority of the populists are
from the northern and middle parts of the
state-the parts which are expected TO
support Senator Walsh and Maj. Bacon.
II there were only a few populists in the
legislature there would be no caucus,
probably, 10 decide upon senatorial can
didate, but the large number Of populist
members makes a caucus a necessity.
In a caucus it looks very much as
if Mr. Turner would have the
advantage. He will have pretty
nearly the solid support of South
Georgia. It would not be surpris-
ing if he should have at least 20 votes
on the first ballot Is not that a larger
lumber than any other candidate is likely
to receive?
The fact, also, that he stands squarely
for sound money, and, in consequence, has
kept the democratic lines in his part Of the
state practically unbroken, is likely to
help him greatly.
When the democrats of the leg
islature have taken the second, SOBER
thought they will come to the conclusion
that apathy among democratic voters in
the recent election was largely due to the
confusion caused by the utterances of some
Of the democratic leaders on the silver
question, and that the thing to do to re-
store the vigor and strength of the party is
to come out squarely in favor of sound
money. If that course should be adopted,
and it is the wise course, Mr.. Turner would
be chosen senator without trouble.
His wisdom and strength as leader have
been so clearly demonstrated that they
cannot be questioned. On every important
question the people know where he stands
He has not sought to evade the silver ques-
ton, nor has he resorted to demagogic ar.
guments when discussing it, He has kept
on the party platform, and discussed the
silver issue with frankness and vigor that
carried conviction TO those who listened to
him. His prospects for the Senate are
certainly improving
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNGs-Citizens Interested in Real Es-
tate.
SPECIAL NoTICEs-For Tybee Bell Buoy,
Steamer Vigilant To My Friends and Patrons,
81 Golinski Grapes, Celery, Etc, Mutual Co.
operative Association.
BRING THE BoYs-B H. Levy & Bro.
OUT THEY Go-Appel & Schaul.
INSTRUMENTATION Mobiles at Theater Oct.
80
THIS SATURDAY. MoRN1NG-Appel &
SchauL
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULEs-Oceam Steamship
Company.
LEGAL NoTICE-Application for Support
Frances A. Jones.
PUBLICATIoNs-Fashion Books for Fall and
Winter, at Estills News Depot.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Losti Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
MY Lord in BAD Hands.

When Lord Randolph Churchill was last
in America he visited the city of Phila-
delphia, and while there, set about col
lecung statistics relating to the state
prisons of Pennsylvania, says the West
minister Gazette. He was referred to the
head of the state prisons board, a gentle
man rejoicing in the somewhat singular
name OF Cadwallader BIddle.- Before call
ing upon Mr.. Biddle, however, Lord Ran
dolph fell into the hands of some wags
of the Union League club.
''Y ou'Ve got the name wrong" said one
of these merry testers. IT'S not Cadwal-
lader Biddle, but Bidcallader Waddle."
Don't mind what he says, Lord Ran
dolph," exclaimed another; the real
name is Fadbilldder Caddle."
A third member took the eX-chanceIlor
of the eXchequer, and impaired to him in
confidence that he was being gulled on
all sides.
What then, is the actual name of the
prisons board chief" anxiously asked the
noble lord.
THE actual name" confded his false
friend, lis Widbollader Diddle."
And when Lord Randolph drove to the
prisons board that evening he was so up
set that he stammered: 'Wll you take
this card into Mr.. Bid-cad-wid -wad did
dollader. Whatshisname FL mean the
chief of the board, but forget his extra
ordinary nOmenclatural combination"
Mr.. Cadwallader Biddle himself, who
has been recently staying in London, is
the amused narrator of this story.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
He Lives in a Tree.

An eccentric old fellow in Louisiana, Tom
Rogers by name, has his home in a tree, says
the Boston Globe. This quaint domicile is
perched among the low and larger branche of
an immense white oak on the Calcasieu river
near Lake Charles.
While necessarily constructed in rambling
aud circular manner in order to obtain a suit
able foundation for a chamber Of conf o table
size, it shows ingenious design ana much
strength
SO strongly and compactly is it built that it
seems almost part of the tree, and there
would be little danger Of its destruction except
by fire or the uprooting Of the monarch oak by
a storm.
1t is several miles from any other habitation,
and Is well adapted 10 the solitary life chosen
by the strange old hermit.
He cultlvates few acres OF land to meet his
simple wants and the adjacent river and forest
AFFORD HIM an ample supply Of FISH and game
for food and 10 sell in the town market
He never leaves his retreat except when com
PEELED by his necessities to sell farm produce
and game 10 supply him with food and clothing.
on his trips TO town he avoids all conversation,
and TO the country round about he is a yerita-
Bile enigma.
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pidn,t 1il,e the ohnndslier.

Mr. Toole, says the Gentlewoman, is one Of
the ouaintest, most amusing men. Two years
ring at the same time, they met at Glasgow in
new aud magnificent hotel Just opened. Toole
conducted Mrs Tree 10 zee the diningroom.
1t Is al very nice. said Mrs. Tree in that
soft voice OF hers only don't think / like the
chandelier
Now. the chandelier was one OF the most
gorgeous and massive description the very
pride OF Glasgow. Mr.. DOLE rang tho bell
Il wish 10 see the manager" he remarked
when the waiter came In answer 70 his sum
u want 10 ask YOU said Toole gravely
without the ghost Of smile, ITO have that
Chandelier removed by dinner time. Mrs
Tree doesn't Qulto like t."
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Remains of st. Anthony Stolen.

The shrlveled mortuary remains OF st. An
thony, says the New York Tribune, have been
stol IN from their Tellquary in Padua and left
stripped of their jeweled adornments in
the neigh boring woods. He was u saint of the
woods, patron of swmeherds, of great celebrity
among the canonized figures of the church, aud
his remains, though exceedingly exsleCous and
adjust, deserved better treatment. Either his
Place OF Sepulture should have been more Sc
cureIy guarded his relies should have
slumbtred beneath less expen-
sive and tempting regalia. The ex-
ample OF spoliation thus set Is particularly
dangerous in Italy, where the dead saints pos
Sess good deal of property much wanted by
the living sinners, and there is no telling when
The practice thus initiated viii stop A conse-
quence of their general spoilation might indeed
be the discovery that they can get on quite
well without such a lot OF pos .humous orna-
ments, but the principle thus established would
be pernclOus and generally injurious in its an
plcatlOn. AS the remains of the deSpOlled and
unsepulchered saint have been found and re-
stored 70 their place, il is to be hoped that
like discovery may await his decorations
though they ought hereafter to be put away in
a safe with a time lock and private watch
man with club lantern and bulldog to wateh
over their security. The robbery OF such
saint as Anthony is no light thing when his
record is considered, and shows a depraved
state of morals among the brigands of the pen
Ursula not hitherto known, 1t is quite time
that church and state combined against them
according 10 Crispis present programme
which, under the circumstances he had better
hurry up.
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1t is said that Embezzler Howgate, who
was arrested in New York the other day,
is the owner of a great deal Of valuable
land in Florida, for which an attorney of
Beatrice, Mob, is trustee. 1t is rather re-
markable that HowGate was not arrested
sooner If the government had been
anxious to find him it is strange it did not
succeed in doing so. At no time was he
out Of the country, and for years he was
the proprietor Of a second hand book store
in New York That he was not arrested
sooner has given rise to story to the effect
that there are men OF influence who pro-
tected him.
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Reasons for the Small Democratic Ma
joritys
From the Atlanta Journal (Dem).

But more potent than either OF the reasons
we have mentioned, was another, OF which we
must speak plainly, There are some demo-
cratic newspapers and politicians in Georgia
who have Joined in the populist cry that the
business depression throughout which we have
passed, and the low price OF cotton which Is
stll on us are attributable to the financial
policy OF President Cleyeland'S admin
istrauon. They have proclaimed this
assertion time and time again, and. though
IL has never been backed by any thing
but gall u has undoubtedly deceived many
voters These democrats would have done
the party Tar less damage IL they had gone
over bodily 70 the popullsts instead OF remain
ing In the democratic ranks and firing upon a
democratic admin stratun. Such democratic
testimony was the fayortc weapon OF the
populist. ana undoubtedly IL had its effect.
we have frequently denounced this guerilla
warfare, ana we do so again. 10 has worked
enough mischief, and her ccforth should re-
ceiye the reprooation Of every true democrat
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06
A Loose Way ofLeeislatine.

The report Of the committee appointed to
look into the charges that were made
against Mr.. Boifeuillet, in connection with
the bill providing new charter for the
city of Macon, has not, we think, been
given the attention it should have. The
committee exonerated Mr.. Bolfeuillet from
any intention Of wrong doing, but it made
some statements that should be noticed by
the newly elected Legislature
The enrolled bill contains a number of
alterations, some of them important.
These alterations are not in the hand writ
ing of the enrolling clerk nor in that of
Mr.. Boifeuillet. Authority for all of these
interlineations could not be found in the
House journal. There is no authority to
show, therefore, that these important
changes were ever authorized by the legis-
lature.
An explanation was offered by the clerk
of the House to the effect that the bill was
enrolled before it vas finally disposed
of, the purpose being to put the changes on
clean sheets, and substitute them for the
sheets on which the interlineations were
made.
No wrong may have been done in the
case of the Macon charter bill, but it is
evident that with such loose methods pre-
vailing, it would have been an easy matter
TO have greatly changed the charter after
it had been acted upon by both houses if
there had been disposition to do so. The
changes that were made were doubtless
authorized, but how could it be proven that
they were. The House Journal is silent in
respect to some of them, showing that if
they were authorized the journal clerk
failed to notice the fact
The report of the committee should cause
greater care to be exercised in respect to
bills that become laws Vast interests are
dependent upon some of the bills, and if
proper care is not exercised in respect to
them, it is possible to make changes in
them that would work great wrong.
1t is not improbable that more will be
heard of the Macon charter bill The ques-
ton of whether or not the city has legal
charter may be raised il the courts. Con-
ditions may arise that will make it TO the
interest Of some one to raise that question.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-06

MIR. Tom Watson must be getting good
deal of satisfaction out OF claiming the
state for Judge Hines, otherwise
he would not continue to do so
in the face OF returns that afford
no foundation for such a claim Perhaps
ne is only paving the way for charges Of
fraud. The report from bingham county
would seem TO indicate that the frauds, if
any, were committed by the populists. In
number of counties they had everything
pretty much their own way ana if Effngham
is sample Of the way in which they con-
Quoted the election they made the most Of
their opportunity
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Unreoonciled Mckinley.


From the Philadelphia Record Dem.).
Gov. Mckinley remains unreconciled to the
new tarln act. He has told the people of Kan
racy OF New York dlsowned il form ally and
ohicially when they nominated for governor OF
the state David Is. Hill, the only democratic
GOV Mckinley is dlslngenuous. MIR. Hill dis
owned the tariff till only to the extent that 1t
nc been Mckinleylzed, and ne condoned that
slip very handsomely in the New York state
convention.