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Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03
THE GAME OF WHIST.



American and English Systems and the
Chances In Holding Hands.
There are two recognized systems, the
English and the American. In English
whist the game is five points and honors
ACE, king, queen and knave Of the
trump suit-are counted. In American
whist the game is still five points, but
honors are not counted The old Eng
lish game-long whist-consisted Of
10 points, with honors counted. Ameri-
can whist is not the same as American
leads. These leads can be played by In
dividual players. whatever the game
may be.
Richard A Proctor has written q
good book on How to Play Whist "
He has also contributed articles to vari-
Gus magazines on the subject of chances
in card games He calculated that there
are no less than $50, 01S, 559, 900 ways
Of making a whist hand, and that there
is only one chance in l58, 1853, 389, 900
and then, of course, the dealers
trumps. Out of 1857, 533, 800 hands
dealt 342, 1922 hands will contain
four cards of two suits, three cards Of
one and two cards Of one suit. There
are SO, 534, orc, O72 ways Of making a
hand that shall contain one five card
suit, two three card suits and one two
card suit and 80, 900, 900, 900 ways of
making hand containing five cards Of
one suit, four of another, three of q
third and two Of a fourth. Fourth in the
order Of frequency comes the hand con-
tanning one five card suit, one four card
suit and two two card suits There are
81, 1872, 1886, GAO ways of making this
hand
"Only fifth in order Of frequency"
says Proctor, ''comes the hand which
many suppose the most frequent, that Of
greatest uniformity Of distribution, " one
four card suit and three three card suits.
There are 6e, 900, $50, 100 ways of max
ing this hand The sixth hand, in point
Of frequency, is that which contains six
cards Of one suit three Of another and
two cards from each Of two suits. Speak
ing of whist chances, Mr.. Proctor dis
cusses the Marlborough hand" " which
contains no card over nine. 1t was SO
called because Lord Marlborough used to
wager 81, 900 to e1 that hand of the
sort would not be dealt The chance that
such hand will be dealt is one in 1928
chances, so that his lordship's bet was
pretty safe Baltimore American
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03
WOODBURY., n J, THURSDAY, MAY 3. i

stood, with her son and all the court,
on the castle steps. and the prince lift
ed his beautiful bride from the car
riage. Her long silken train rustled
behind her like the sound Of forest
brook. Up stairs, in the kings hall,
was laid splendid feast, drums and
trumpets were sounded. and the prince
sat beside his bride and rejoiced in her
beauty ard her wit.
That evening when he went to his
apartment he was quite shocked, be-
cause for the first time he had forgot
ten to care for his nightingale, and the
poor bird sat dumb and sat upon its
perch with its wings Imply dropping
But when the prince had laid himself
down upon his couch she sang to him
more beautifully than ever before, and
the prince fell asleep to dream Of his
bride. Once he awoke; it seemed tc
him that a burning drop had fallen up
on his brow, but sleep quickly overcame
him again. and he went on dreaming.
Next day when the court had assem-
bled for more feasting the princess said
to the prince: They say you cherish a
precious nightingale Will you not
even let me once hear its voice?'
And the prince ordered servant to
bring the BIRDS cage to him. But the
nightingale sat dumb on her perch and
hid her head under her wing. Only
when her master opened the little door
did she fly to him. and perched upon
his hand she lifted up her voice.
The lords and ladies all held their
breath as they listened. They had new
er heard such song before.
They heard the spring zephyrs stir
among the tree tops, the gurgling of the
brooks, and through it all the passion
ately sad song Of lover Poor nightin-
galel
The young princess went close to her
betrothed and laying her hand upon his
arm said: Beloved, give me the night
ingale. 1t is the first boon have ever
asked of you.
And the prince nodded Take her, !"
he said; she is yours.
Then the nightingale beat her wings
and raised her voice again. Her song
sounded like the lamentation of suf-
ering heart. Suddenly she ceased and
fluttered Imply from the prince 8 hand
to the ground.
Her heart is broken, " said some one,
and the courtiers gathered around. But
a dreadful feeling of fear came over
them all, for there on the floor, instead
Of bird, lay the body of beautiful
maiden, whose pale lips were stained
with blood.
The guests scattered like flock Of
doves at sight of a hawk. The bride
called her servants to her and rode at
once away. But the old queen in a
blaze of fury ordered that the body of
the enchantress who had bewitched
her son with her satanic arts should be
given to the flames.
The unfortunate girls body was
burned by the executioner, but from the
ashes there grew an elder tree with
fragrant many cupped blossoms. By
that the people knew that the maiden
had been no witch and that her soul
had gone to happiness.
But from that moment all Joy had
vanished forever from the princes
heart. From early morn to dusk he sat
beneath the elder tree and mused sadly.
One evening they found him lying be-
meath it quite dead, and in three days
time the tree had also withered. From
the German.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03
Copyright, 1894, by American Press AssouAA-

dresses, new goods, new designs an0
new styles, and all that means business
for many. The newest ball gowns are
very pretty, and in them the 1880 styles
find their prettiest pictures. But mo-
distes try to give each gown something
individual to adapt it to the one who is
to wear it. For some persons these fash
ions are like fairy gifts, for they can be
made high in the neck if the neck is not
pretty, or they can have long sleeves and
low neck if the neck is round and white
and the arms ugly or thin. The neck can
be cut pompadour or square across the
bust, or dropping down to show the
rounded and prettiest part of the
shoulders. 1t can be half low or very
low if so desired and be quite in style.
however made.
One very pretty gown for brilliant
young society leader was of pale sage
green chiffon, with five gauffered rufhes
Of white tulle sewed in such way as to
suggest tablier front. The waist was
Of surah of the same shade, made seam
less front and back and fastening under
the arms. There was a sash of surah
drawn around and tied in large bow
and having the ends fringed and knot
ted The sleeves were large puffs, with
jockeys of vandyke lace. A puffed ber-
tina was drawn across the bust and made
Of the tulle. 1t made very attractive
gown. With it were worn mousquetaire
gloves of the same shade of green.
Another very novel dancing dress was
of silvery white satin, princess shape in
the back. The front breadth was left
open to allow two insets of silk fishnet
lace over cherry satin The sleeves were
puffed high, but were otherwise un-
trimmed The back of the corsage was
cut V shape and had one very narrow
piping of cherry satin to outline and fin
ish the edge In front there was a sur
plice drapery Of the fishnet lace, cover
ing the entire front, which had short
point. There was a large bunch of pop
pies. Around the neck was dog collar
Of white tulle stitched here and there
with knotted cherry colored floss. The
gloves were white mousquetaire glace.
Each of these gowns had dainty little
eollet cape just large enough and of the
right shape to cover the bare portions
Of the neck and made of the dress ma
terial, daintily trimmed These are to
slip on when standing in quiet but
generally cooler spot than the heated
ballroom
Bridal robes are of white silk, satin,
yelling or muslin, with such garniture
as the brides taste and papa's purse
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03
HIS PROPER ATTITUDE.

You know love you" he observed.
His words were curt, his tone incisive.
a saucy smile her red lips curved
The while she tried to look submissive.
sBut me no silly romance rules,
And If you think to find me pleading
Down on my knees like other fools
You'll find your hopes are quite misleading.r
Said she, Although you are so rude.
can't help wishing that | knew, sir,
Whether your stern resolves preclude
Your kneeling down to tie my shoe, SIR"
he knelt to knot the loesened bow.
"And are you sure you love me dearly7"
ehe gently breathed, still bending low.
with all my heart" he answered clearly,
sAnd wish you to become my wife"
Her laugh rang out, ''Yes. If you please, sir, y
She said, ''I'll gladly share your life,
Now that you've asked me on your knees, sir =
Madeline S. Bridges in Providence Journal.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

farce /" He is there just for the looks OF
it. His best man and his friends are
dressed exactly as he il, and the chances
are that one or two Of them are better
looking than himself He wears his
black prince albert if it is a morning
wedding, his dress suit if it is even
ing, and white tie. He usually wears
harassed and most miserable express
sion, SO that he is an object Of sympathy
to all HENRIETTE ROUSSEAU.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

There are many ways of eating or
anges, but the Floridian has probably
the most coAmon sense way of disposing
of the fruit. Ee uses sharp knife and
pares the orange much the same as one
would peel an apple. taking care not to
cut through the white rind that protects
the pulp. Then holding the orange at
the poles and cutting through the CEN
ter the seed pods are removed. The rest
is easy. AS a colored boy in jackson
vile said, Put yoah face in it and eat
till you come to the rind. New York
Sunbeam.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

''See that manf' said one of the two
people who were talking about success
in life.
Eyes"
He has left behind lots Of people who
struggled to overtake him."
"Who is hey'
Conductor on a cable car" Wash
ington Star.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

In testing the lifting power Of grow
ing plants and vegetables-an expert
ment made under the auspices Of the
United States department of agriculture
it was found that common pumpkins
could lift q weight Of Q 4 tons.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

a mans time, when well husbanded,
is like a cultivated field Of which few
acres produce more Of what is useful to
life than extensive provinces, even Of
the richest SOIL when overrun with
Waeda
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

Philadelphia has some long streets
Second street, Is miles; Germantown
and Ridge avenue, 10 miles; Broad
street, 81 miles; Frankford avenue, 8
miles; Fifth street, 61S miles; Market
street, 81 miles
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

Colorado has 5000, 900 acres under
artificial irrigation. The farm products
exceed $12, 900, 900 a year. There are
1, 800, 600 cattle, 1000, 900 sheep. The
coalfelds cover 10000 square miles.
The supplies of marble, granite and other
building stone are inexhaustible.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03
PRETTY TYASAPICTURE
THE BRIDES AND BRIDESMAIDS A.
SPRING WEDDINGS.

How They Are Attired When Married al
Home or at Church-But the Poor Groom
Wears Conventional Clothes and a Har-
Rssed Look.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1894-05-03

"Now, tell me, " said the aunt to lit
tie Annie, who had been taken to the
concert for the first time in her life,
"what did they do?'
''Oh, there was lady screaming be-
cause she had forgotten to put on her
sleeves, and waiter played ON the pi-
ano all the timev' was the child's reply.
-Corriere della Sera
Decorah-posten., 1894-01-23

imioIcrtio unpttise. o9 ban bc8pnotc
after at saa biemao.
Ter oor inoen peo Tcren I'll al
mpoe BAN. Oct iputes io%runoerll9t'
en- mpitiit aimoiiGre bang omtrtn9
Quiet, % ban ielte en- pluolel'9'
uIortInrIia 6picn. 9dtten paeleoe
alb pnn, naar han perote ttloo9e,
men boor bar Den M? % Saun,
bun oioite beitemt, at ban plloe
TONNE tiIboee peb oenne lib. gten
bun bar inseu Steoer at le. gam
plnitreoe, han tolote. Der Tom lutei
Spar. gIt par title, os ban blep
uroIis. Der par irsen Snoianere
Sme9nen, % ON Der par, lao par
DC oenIi9t TENT mob Randmenoene.
gan bapoe life bort ON no9en He'
oerbonoe, oe oesuoen bar Der IN ct
/ Quiet at itirIe.
Ta ban naaeoe Tcrelr, par bans
bruno Gnii9t opoble9t. 9piIten una'
urIi9 StiIbeo. Sano Blob isneoe,
o9 enonu bapbe ban life leet no9et
Sesn til Sare.
0erpoa traabte ban ino / SusIi8s
ituen, men bpilfet Spu meote lite
hans 9Iif. Gan fob iom Ell Stotue.
st Stri9 al RebieI unoiIap bans
SGber. Gan piIoe baoe iaIot, baooe
bet life oeret for to guile Sine, iom
ira ct 6iorne itirreoe pda bam | bib
SeiersgIGoe.
paa Suloet Iao Salp, meo bpem
ban fun bopbe oGret gift uo9Ie iao
Gage. 2atten bopoe oienipnli9 9iort
ct Sprin9 eIter Salicu poa benoe,
og Oct itatfeIs Merneite bar rime'
Ii9ois bob al Sfrnt. ! bpert Sab,
bun bar life alene bob, men toIo.
&iooet par poo Ell 8ruiom giuooe
'looet bort ira 9rpitct, % bet ROBE
Blob LOB benoper GulUet.
Suon Ipiteoe gjget op o9 Io8oe
bet poo Sen9en. 9llt par Iorbi. Cans
Irem ON Sntte bar borte. Soet ban
rprte Jig, bprte ban Qen9ene roSie /
Sommen, o9 en- Irp9tcIt9 6orbonbeIle
fom oper bans Sober.
Gerpoa penote ban Jig mob &ots
ten. Den laa iommenfrobet iorau
SIoIteoct, bepiolt ON ben Sorbrps
belle, ben bopoe beguoet, men uoen
at pie Se9n poo Ringer. Gems Sfins
ID9e bar tilIreosItiuct.
Serre og &ot fob o~perior bperons
ore, men WolIp fuuoe life uoboloe
bet 9Iif, Suan icnotc ben. Den uos
Itpote Ell oDb &nurrcn, ilitfeoe line
potcr o9 Ioo no, iom Den piIoe ii9e:
seq peo, boao ie9 bar 9iort, % ie9
CIR 9Ioo peo oet". 9erpoa ipron9
ben no 9iennem bet oobne 0inou o9
ilpoteoe oper imoo Stooene.
Oct er Ell me9et mGrfeIi9 Siitps
rie", io9bc ie9, Do Y~rpicsiorcn Hut.
teoe. seq tenfer imioIertio, at ben
til en- bis 6rao or uobpttet al en-
IipIi9 5~antaii."
9i boooe ale lo9t Wi9rfe til, at
9amIe Sombrcro unoer Sorteainsen
bar nroli9 % raitlps. Seq trpeoe
Tcrit, at ban Dor trGt al SooenS
HeiIe euer muIi9cns, OF ban t9nfte
poa eager al Itprre Si9ti9beo, o9
ocripr fanot 6iItorien fjeoeIie 90
uintercsiont. Seq bIep oerior ell Del
ooerralf et, oo ban peo Sprteajugens
Slutnin9 banteoe Iifen no al i'm
Pibe peo SIoiteoet. p9, ioet ban
BOB oS @oonot, Ia9oe:
"Wtine 6errer, ben Mono bar life
toIt no al SnobiIonin9. Seq Fan
inoeitaa Tor Sonobeoen, al bpao
ban bar @iortaIt Ser. SEQ err Mans
ben, Iom eieoe ben 8ilotot."
Decorah-posten., 1894-01-23

Npe Mpbler I1, I e.. til ii timber.
14.tf
Decorah-posten., 1894-01-23

W@hs Solole Srealeo suits so o9 SO, beOne apalttet; De
CT oGro ira SIS til $40. Wfens Single Sreaiteo Cashmere quits,
8 til 10 ~forfjeaise Stples, 9rHer ira IS til s12; Be er aQe pprO
81 Yrocent mere. Cutie 0ra9ter = bpert 8leonino8oplao reouz
ceret Yrts. Gblloreus Suits - for at fa Dem ubIolot neO.
lat Erls meo 40 9rOcent minOre emo Irieu. 9rei8 Spercuots
tlOll9ere Eris SIS, MI SO. Gblorens OuercoatS t( ubprtc (ore
Erner. ele9ante Elnib 2uer for IS Gents, uero s1.75. Gn
o u saml'n9 al Sler, boer for % Gents, uarO IS Gents. Gn
Dollars beapy Seal @loues, furet, mi Blot 50 Gents Worpt
Decorah-posten., 1894-01-23

SlGOninger for WtGnO, MI IS, ipr 81 elcr S.
tlGOnin9er for WiGnO, III 81, ipr SO cler 81?
~llliterS, MI 81, Yriien igr $l2. 6rilE
l~literS, MI 81, t~iOtigere Gri5 so, $12 cJtr $l4
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-08-20

In somewhat speculative conclusion
Of recent paper, Mr. Prsece men.
toned the effects Of Su aurora on tele.
phone circuits, aud stHted that it wa'
not wild dream 10 say that ne may
hear on this earth q thunderstorm in
tho sun.
George Emory, Of New York, e;nploys
his spare time In flying kite that ls
II feet high and l4l feot wide. The
frame il made OF oaksu boards 8 inches
wide and II inches thick, aud tic COW
erins is Of light canvas.
A trolley Watering car is planned,
with capacity n sprinkle road for
distance Of ten miles. 1t is somewhat
larger than the ordinary car, and lie
said to be very elicacious for the pur.
pose required.
Italian grape Culturists are now max
Ing illuminating oil from grape seeds.
from which they get produc: Of from
ten TO fifteen per cent 1t 10 clear. col
orless and InodOrous, and burns with
out smoke.
There is store in New York where n
person may have q song got TO music
while no waits for City cents or 81, tho
price depending on the timG it takes for
the Lightning composer to satisfy the
applicant
Ills said that In ten years tho city OF
Nashville lost Sl0.000,0OOO in various
boom schemes and wild speculative VEN
tures, and OF this vast SUN not ton per
cent was spent at home.
Washinston'a second inaugural adj
dress contained but 1874 words. Lincoln
used tho personal pronoun "l' forty
three times 10 his first inaugural and
only once in his second.
An acting model OF the hu man heart
with overy detail, has been made by q
French physician. The blood can DO
seen coursing 10 and from it through
artificial arteries.
Iceland is pronounced, by q writor in
the current number Of the Quarterly Re-
vierD. but burnt out cinder. moro akin
to bit Of tho moon than anything on
this planet
In naming their warships the Chinese
had an eve TO political effect. .IiDg
Yuen" means Future Security" aud
"Chcn Yuen" is translated Guarding
tho Future"
The Ivanhoo tunnel. the third longest
in America, IL 0,400 foot long. and is cut
straight through the backbone OF tue
Rocky mountains.
On tho road between seabriGht and
Monmouth, n. j., can DO seen the fish
market Of Messrs. Cook & Kettle.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-08-20
AL1TrLE NONSENSE.

Deiected YOUTH would like to re.
turu This engagement ring purchased
hore a few days ngo. Jeweler-Didn't
il suit the young lady? Detected
You,h-Ycs; but another young man
had already given her ono Just Ike II
and | would like TO exchange 1t Tor Il
wedding proSunt.-iiaricm Life.
links ION tho rail)-I was talking
with an eminent physician is tho
smoker. Mrs. Jinks = What Is his
mamoP lilo didn't monitor il. and !
didn't like TO nsk. Then why do YOU
think ho il an ominont physictnnf !
asked him what was tho best euro Tor
consumption, aud he enid no uldn !
know.-Puck.
Family Doctor-well, lot mo con.
grntuln,o you. Patient ivory oxcitoL,ly)
Am going 10 recovGrH Dcctor-No,
not exactly, bWt-well, after long con-
sultatiou, wo find that Your disease 10
entirely now, md II tho autopsy should
nroyo tho fncs wc have decided 10 name
it after ynu-Iogu'.
First Auarchiat-'Thoro's n man wo
wnnt 10 vis som0 DAY. Second Anar'
chist-Wot's hO boon lOin'2 First An
archigt-Spont two hundred dollars Ter
u bathroom tho other day, while thou
snnds Of pnro mcn il sulIcrin' right this
minute for tho price Of bccr.-Bo''"'
Hrr0h.
"Now," said she, after sho had CON
cludod vigorous spanking for willlnI'
moss, 81 hnps you haye changed YOU,
mind." mo, mammu," he VObbodr 81
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-08-20
PERSONAL POINTS.

Nine. Pherore Langrana, M East In.
dian lady, Is attracting much attention
in London as q singer. Sho is pupil
OF Sims Reeves, and her specially is the
performance OF Persian melodies. So
far as known, she is tho first Indian
woman to attain distinction us public
singer.
Biddciord, Me-, has n ninoty.oight-
year.old physician, DR.. Wostbrook Far
rer, who Ia still In active practice, and,
what Is still moro astonishing, visits
his patients on bicycle. lie attributes
his wonderful vlgor to winter-grecn
tea, OF which he has long been de-
voice. :
French people have already found
something TO grumbe over in the new
president The lust presidential Fraucc.
thov say, worc Htand-up collars, aud
those are essentially more stylish Tor
dressy) than tho turn.downs affected
by tho new man.
The pope's physician, Prof. Lapporie,
has declared that Leo NIL is in ex.
cellent health. His digestive organs
function with tho greatest regularity,
and his sleep Is excellent. Tho pope ~
tough as ever ho was; he can even be
called robust.
Sir Edwin Arnold's oldest son, Mr..
Edwin Lester Arnold, is. like Iris father,
on the staff OF the Dolly telegraph; Mr..
Arnold, IT,. has made his mark rs q
novelist lie Is 4 man Of forty years Of
age, with very much OF his fathers
features.
Tho late Lord Coleridge's annual in.
come when no vas appointed lord chief
Justice was E2O,O0J, aud Sir Charles
Russell, who wcs recently appointed tn
succeed Lord Coleridge, was, IN ls9l,
in receipt OF an income equally large.
Herr Blalt, who gained u great rcpu-
tation as tho ''man.f'h," from being
able to rcmain under water four anu
onc-half minutes. now poses as .
strong man" and is willing to meet al!
Corners in weigh. lifting.
Senator German Is man OF frugal
habits, but his expenditure OF each 10
large. How large his fortune is nobody,
knows, but a few yearL ny" he received
$50, 0o0 for some property near Cum
borland. Md.
Mrs. Robert Louis Stevenson SAYS TINT
she writes only when she wishes to earn
money 10 spend foolishly. and that she
prefers hor Samoan flower garden to the
pursuits OF literature.
A brouzc production OF the "FiGhtinc
Gladiator" has boon presented TO the
city Of Providence for qua OF liz public
parks by George Wilkinson, OF that
city. .
Whitolaw Reid Is in poor hoalth. and
II is said to 10 giving but little personal
attention to tho management OF the
New York Tribune.
Lady Horny Somerset is in tho conn
try, Her son 10 to GntNr Harvard this
lail, aud sho intends passing tho winter
in Boston.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-08-20

Under tho heading Good Effects Of
tho Tariff BILL" Saturdays Register pub
Iishes tho following Associated Press
dispatch:
I.YaSS. August I7.-The SIlk market Is tFclRGR.
hOuSly active In view Ot the pnSNuVc OF thu
unlicd States tariff hill. Zig orders have been
placed Al Yokohama for nav SILK TO 10 worked
up for the United StntoS
Lyons ia in France, AMI tho dispatch
doubtlo,s correctly reports tho boom in
tho silk market tllCrc duo TO our now
tariff bill. It's singular TINT tho ''gnOti
effects Of our now tariff should DO felt
in Europe before thoy arc felt in our
own country. It would sSstn that tho
Democratic party lO,islatoh, aftOr nil,
for Europo and not for America Dis.
patches are received daily informing uS
OF tho great boom tho metal trade In
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-08-20

To the Editor Of the iGkfigtHetr
sm:-In reply to the communication
which appeared in your paper August
!, l will say that the white teachers
were called upon by name Mt least
three times day; and when Mr.. J. N
Dealll says chat tho coiored teachers
wore solicited to takO m active part,
lIe tells what is not true. l can prove
that they were not called upon. Neither
wore they oDorcl topic to prepare q
discussion. VIA. explanation has he
for the offering Of, and rejection oil
resolution second? The colored teach
ers ask no favors over others in tho
same honorable profession. but they
do think they are entitled to fair treat
ment, and that n generous and I'M
prejudiccd public will accord them
such. Does mir. Deahi understand md
fully appreciate this?
MARY +. JENNINGS,
Wheeling, August IS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-08-20

always said I'd rather he spanked by
You than kissed by any other lady in
towu, aud think 40 yel."-DttrVit Free
Pr4L
"Are you a district messenger boyT
asked tho ncar.siIhted old gentleman
OF an urchin on the street. "Nc, al"
was the reply; tits my sore toe that
makes me walk that waY."-ITGshingt0n
Star.
He Slightly rudolf called because
thought you were out. Sine t-weetly}
Well, do you know, l thought ! was
cut, too. The maid must have thought
you were somO ono else.-Ansrer&
"Do you consider travel essential to
ali education ?" uskCd the Young man.
"Not il you 1.-Two in Boston," replied the
young woman with blue glasses. -
Washington Star.
Jones-Mr. Cady, whorO do you stand
when your friends get up tariff dis
custom? MIR. Cady-Nowhere. Iran.
-Chicicd1O Record,