Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-11-25

NoNlft ne 1871 ~ EQgaT ~. Ne.
have just bsen seat to the hospital
for 20 days
Ny physician did it.
He did IL with an analysis.
Anybody who amounts TO anything
nowadays gets analyZsd.
Sometimes you ind casts, sometimes
= you ind maple sugar. and sometimes
you ind acids, oxides, paint, oils, var
nish, white lead, bOrax, albumen, limo,
hair and cement. In these cases the
patient should be placed under strict
diet, or he will in the course Of his life
become a corpse.
ike here very much.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS little cripple
boy named Charlie comes Afternoons 20
play with me. We have a set Of build
ing blocks aud can make most every
thing.
Yesterday the Chicago Ladies' So
ciety For the Prevention OF Good came
20 see as snd gave ne kiss and a red
apple.
The lady who kissed me was the vice
president II the society aud hurt me
when she strained me- against her
breastpjn. / bate a woman who cannot
control herself that way.
] went and took a dose OF medicine TO
take the taste out Of my mouth.
go into details about this because a
false impression got out few weeks
ago 30 the effect that l came here for
another purpose. A reporter came 10
see ne, aud / sent word 10 him that /
was then on the operating table in such
. position that 1 could sec no one,
wkiie an elderly surgeon was engaged
IN removing a porous plaster received
during the war.
l was not serious In saying this, but
unfortunately l have tho reputation for
absolute v$racitY and seriousness, so
thaNbe statement got into the papers
a%bona I'D D and caused American Sc
Tcuri.ies 10 igo down two points Ia one
day.
Tomorrow We have an operation here
IN nv ward. "a large lady from La Sale
will be remSved from q Hungarian
tumOr.
Tts me5icalStudents will be here and
see the bperatlRn. The best student for
1894 who has been neither absent nor
tardv will get the tumOr.
have IN diSt very closely, or may
gradually have dlsbetic tendency. 1
qeta slice Of; toast every day aud
The ruIes sRe very strict. Patients
are reouested hot 20 die 10 the house.
some of the Nurse girls are perfectly
lovely. They aAe very pretty and kind
hearted. like No have one OF them
hold me M in my little cot while l am
drinking my kouuNss az niEht.
SUNDAY. 3 p. NJ IAN analysis to-day
shows more casts. ,t6rin, gelatin and
sone zinc and COOPER The chemist
also discovers that iu 1853 fell from
apspule tree and Toxic my pantiss ia two
places. He also saws mat 1 Will De IN
happy with my third vile. she VIII oe
unhappy also.
L,st evening we b pa concert and
oreration ~ the hospital Yesterday
afternoon the North' side Ladies 30
eisty for the Prevention OF Good paid
ne visit. I crawled lunder the covers
and remained in RIG ia attitude, giving
them sort OF stiff, aS Ia partially idiotlc
friend OF mine said afherward
The general secretGFy spoke as she
passed bv sOmetbind about kissing
him for his mother" dut as she started
TO raise the sheet FROM my face bit
her a little in sportive mOOd, and she
gave a shrill and echoiBg scream. do
not mind being an invalid, but charita-
HE societles must not dress me TO their
bosOms. IL hurts.
/ heard a siuile the other dav that
was not half bad, as Matthew Arnold
used to-ssy TO me. II vas made by a
ter nararce Iectursr. too, which makes
one wonder where ne got "a, for a man
who is strictly temperate has TO Skin
mish pretty hard for anything or that
kind. John b Cough never acquired
good story after his ref3rmaton, 10 Is
said, but had to use over and over the
witty things be got while he was
naughty man.
This temperance man Was recurring
70 3 Chicago church and paying his re
spects ever and anon TO the saloon
keeper.
but. dear friends" spid be, ''I do
not hate the Sal0Oukeapef le'Soualiy'
He is man and a brother. 10 Is not
the personality Of the sa Ioonkeeper tnat
demur to. feel OPP FED 10 bin Just
as do 90 the bedbug-5ecauSe 1 don
like the way he gets hiS iivinc.
Last week j. j. NeFt, or THIS cry
,teDned into large and prosperous
Laundry 20 talk businesf or polltlcS WIN
the PROPRIETOR and al hands. While he
was standing srount the counter with
the air OF one who owns what Is 10
sight. a timid little man with Dig
SQUARE market basket with dried gore
on the edges. also WIKI lerge head or
PeFsrfsn wbiskers OF rich cherry color
and with yarn ravelinss In them
rteppod uD AID asked la uttIe Funch
and Judy voice:
what will YOU charge me TO wash
and q up a cbiId's dress?
"Weu, " was The reply, Il couidht 40
u short Of thiTty-tve cents ana MAKE
any thing out OF IT,"
"But that's too much, ANT lt9'
asked the other. with cough,
''Wel, possibly 10 is sslo OoIoneI
West. but I can't seem 10 DO u Tor
less and make anything out OF IL, on
see, lust going on that way don't
really compete with the laundry people
here who are In tbA business ana
handling them by tho hundred. 1 81
ways did hate so stot Iny business 10 90
ND chiid's dress
NToVDAy. M-Tem pcr2ture two
ff,bs Of one degree above normal.
Pulse regular, but slu 81. have got
all my business arrange fyen 70 terms
for shipment home, A scTapeu "a"
beef for breakfast, usiN rear quarter
OF Colorado steer, with , FER ana sSit
on same. Acute gaStrItisSeems 20 De
one OF the features OF the disease.
hovo - eot sirDie things ltkeNaW cul-