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The record-union., 1894-10-06

The RECoRD-UNIoN and WEEKLY
UNION are the only papers on the Coast,
outside of San Francisco, that re-
ceiUe the full Associated Press Dis
patches from all parts Of the aCorLd. out
side OF San Francisco, they hare no COM
petitoTS, either IN influence or home and
general circulation throughout the State,
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The Great Reolster.

The number of registrations has
reached 8,735, and there will probably be
close upon 10000 when the County Regis
ter closes on the 22d. But nine DAYS re-
main in which voters may enroll them
selves, and those who have not yet done
SO should lose no time in registering.
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SIonate. and circumstantial to degree
that eScltes our surprise concerning the
sources OF information from which the
accomplished author drew her facts. We
prefer to credit her with an Imagination
so vivid as to be next door to the morbid
"a not unusual alIliction with the ro-
mantle and inexperienced. We confess
/ that we are confused in the attempt TO
understand how one, herself a teacher
We'll skilled, can contemplate the work OF
her genius as moral lesson. Fear is no
creator of virtue; that must be born of
the instinct that is sister to self-resDect.
Laws do not make men honest, nor awful
examples make women virtuous; nor
does the fact that uncleanliness is alb
horrent argue that society is wholly
wrong in realizing that truth, even if it
sometimes or often is untrue TO that reali-
Zatlon. Even II revelation OF its error in
this regard quickens curiosity concerning
1t, 1t is our duty to pronounce 1T vicious
and not even accord 1t the mercy Of si-
lence.
From the Toronto Printing Pressmen's
Union, No. 10, we have quarto
souvenir book of the sixth annual con-
vention Of the International Printing
Pressmen's Union of North America,
held at Toronto, Canada, June 10TH, 10th,
2lst and 22d. 1t is model of fine
typography and elegant press work. 1t
is richly illustrated with half-tone full
page pictures, landscape, allegorical, art
conceptions, etc., and with portraits,
several full page groups of pressmen in
attendance at the convention, and several
views IN and about Toronto. \ hand
somer convention souvenir book we
have seldom seen.
Of The Questions of the Day" series
we have from the publishers, 6. 2. Put
nam's Sons, New York, DR.. Mary Put
num- Jacobs S latest work, entitled Com
nonsense Applied to Woman Suffrage"
1t is work defending the claim of
woman TO full political recognition, and
is especially concerned with the suffrage
proposition now before the New York
State Constitutional Convention. It is a
most vigorous work. Indeed, its vigor
eXcIteS admiration. 1t is withal calm and
not marred by the emotional. 1t COM
mands our profound respect, while we
disagree with the conclusions reached.
THE Flying Halcyon" is Richard
Henry Savage's latest novel, from the
press of e. Tennyson Neely, Chicago
and New York. Colonel Savage's style
IS too well known to call for comment
here. This novel, it is TO be said, is one
OF his very best, and is strongly dramatic,
as are all his works.
The Sorrows of Nerther,n bv Goethe.
Is reissued by the Mascot Publishing
Company, 100 Sixth avenue, New y ork.
In cheap form, fifty cents, but III large,
clear type and neat paper covers. 1t
forms one of the Mascot Library Series
with quarterly issues.
q Tale of Cape Town, or DR.. Philip
Henson,n is issued by NJ. j. Ivers & Co.,
New York. 1t is by George Hastings
and is one of the american Series"
though this is an extra number. Mr..
Hastings is the author Of "a Modern Don
Juan"
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RAILROAD TINE TABLE.
leave TRAINS RUN DAILY. AR.
(tor) III
ARRIVR

LEAVE TRAINS RUN DAILY. ARRIvR
dor (From)
1850 p Ashland and Portland 49,. 6:20A \
6:43 a Cglistoga and Napa-....... HIS a
800 ri CallstOgG and Napi......... $40 z
1C:@6 DeIning, El Paso and East 6:3U p
$40 2 ColfaN ........... 900
7:1O Z Knights L'dng & OroviIiei I;45 A
$50 p Los Angeles. .....I 1925 A
11:4O 4 Ogden and EaSt-SccOndI
80, Class. ............. $40 a
4O:OO + Central Atlantic Express
tor Ogden and East...... 5:45 A
300 L. GrOEiIic via ROsev'le J'n'cl l0:15 n
"6;45 = Red Bluff via Woodland *7.5O Z
500 ! Red b!uH via Marysyille 1918 A
IO:3O y Reddins via Willows. 500 2
500 A San Francisco via Benicia 1l:15 A
6:lO a San Francisco via BaEiciaI $40 z
6:4o 4 SaIS Francisco via i5enicial 1880 2
500 7 san Francisco Via BenIcia $40 ?
$1,000 a san Francisco via sieamert I6:OO a
IO:20 A san Fran. via LiVermoreI 2:5O z
1G:25 San $50
1928 a Santa Barbara ............I $50 p
*6;4o Santa Rosa......,.. ............ 11:15 A
500 p Santa Rosa ............. @S:IO p
Stockton and CALI. $50 2
1929 stockton and CALI. 300 =
$50 z Stockton and GaIt......... 1925 A
11:4O a Truckee and keuo......... 2:4O a
1000 z TrUckcc and Heno.... 5:i5 4
6:45 Vallejo o....-......,,..............1 Ills A
500 + Vallejo S:10 z
~4:lO p Folsom and Placerville..- if11:O5 a
600 A Folsom ana Placerville.. $3.50 2
SUNDAY excepted 2AIOnday excepted.
A-.For morning. P--For afternoon.
RICHARD GRAY, Cen Tratfic Manager,
i. II. GOODMAN, = en-. Passenger AgenS
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CHURCH NOTICES.

JyIRST NJ. Z. CHURCH SOUTH, SEVENTH
L street, between and K.-Preacning at II
A. N. anu $50 p; N. subject tor Il O'Clock:
antnCss OF Religion" All cordially invited to
attend I. A. Atkinson, pastor
EMMANUEL b PTIST RCH.
II IWenty-Tlfth and y streGtS.-The new
pastor, Rev \. j. Sturtcvant, Will occupy the
A. NJ and I;45 r. NJ. b. \. p. u. at 6:f5.
Special service in the morning. An are cor.
dIally invited TO these services.
or. PAUL'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH,
- Eighth street, between ana J.-Bev. o. A.
Trinity. Holy Communion at II A. NJ Even
ing prayer at . p. NJ Sunday-schOol at 12:45.
CtENTRAL NJ. 4. CHURCH, ELEVENTH.
" between IL and I.-Rey. j L. TrefreD
pastor. Rev. J. NJ. Spangler VIII preach nj
1910 a. NJ. Nesper service at 1:30 p n.
VIZ ESTAIINSTER RESBYTERIA
w Church corner of Sixth ana L streets
Rev. II. NJ. Stevenson, pastor. At 1915 4. NJ.
the Lords supper viii be celebrated, and ali
members should take special pains to be pres
VIII preach on the subject: ''rne olle OF
Christ"
UNITARIAN I SUNDAY-SCHOOL WILL,
y reopen tomorrow in Foresters' Hall. at
IL O'Clock. All children requested to be pres
ent. Parents invited.
EoURTEENTH-sTREET PRESBYTE-
=
by the pastor, Rev. w. II. Baugh, at Ii A. NJ
Subject: "Ihe Scarlet Tassel" Subject Mt
1:3o p NJ: Balm OF Giead." Seats free. All
welcome.
HURST BAPTIST CHURCH. NINTH
l. street, l. and M.-Rev. a. B. Banks d. d.
pastor, will preach at IL A. NJ. Subject: Me
morial-This DO in Remembrance of Me-"
At $50 P. NJ: Prepare to Meet Thy God; BE
Ready" Communion at close of morning
service. Sabbath-school following. Young
Peoples meeting at $50. All persons not
worshiping elsewhere are cordially invited 10
unite with us.
CtIXTEENTH-STREET CHURCH-W. s.
- Hoskinson. Morning, Communion; new
members baptism; short sermon. Evening:
song in the Heart." Welcome for you.
A I THE ESI&TH-STREET NJ. E. CHURCH.
n the pastor will preach in the morning on
degeneration" and in the evening on IKE
deeming the Time" Good music, attentive
ushers, and a cordial welcome for all
JNIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH. EIGHTH
l. street, n and O-Rev. J. E. Denton, pastor
VIII preach at IL A. n. ana 7:45 2. N. sun
day-school, 9:45 a. ". I. z. S. c. E., 6:3OP NJ. 3
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SIR FRANCIS SEYMOUR HADES, before
the British Institute of Public Health,
has taken a position against cremation.
fer and renovator, and that our bodies
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1-oT,TCE TO CREDITORS-ESTA OF
NJ SN7TH0NY JAMES SENATZ, deceased.
Notiee is hereby given by the undersigned,
Annie Louise senatz, and and Ma Mary y Elizabeth
9es' Ieel,s' eSenatz deceased, to the creditors of
md ali persons having claims against said de-
saosed TO exhibit them, with the necessary
soSt,,liotion of this notice, to the said execu-
iricas al the law once of =. C. Hart, over the
tFaTnlers' aud Mechanics BANK, corner Fourth
- streets sacramento, the same being the
d ~ - for the transaction of the business of
pA ~ estate in the Coanty of Sacramento, State
Of California.
MARY ELIZABETH SEN ATZ,
Executrices OF the estate of Anthony James
senate deceased.
Dated at sacramento, CAL, September IS,
1S94 se29-6tS
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

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DIR. WELDON, Dentist has opened an Office
at SOC street.
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at 20 cents.
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ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

EXCELSIOR DRIFT GOLD MINING
~ Company.-Location of principal place OF
business, sacramento City Cal.
Notice Is hereby given that at a special
meeting of the Directors held on the nth
(5th) day Of september, 1894. an assessment
mo. = OF two (2} cents per share was levied
on the capital stock OF the corporation pay
able Immediately TO the Secretary. at the
Office Of the company in Sacramento City,
California.
ANY stock on which this assessment shall
remain unpaid on Monday, the fifteenth
(15th) day of October, 1894 viii be dcliu-
quent ana advertised Tor sale at public auc-
ton, and, unless payment is made before,
VIII be sold on MONDAY, the twelfth tI&th(
day Of November, 1884, to pay the Delinquent
assessment. together with cost OF advertising
and expenses OF sale. BY order OF the board
OF Directors. j. j. BAUER, Secretary
Oifice 1920 G street, Sacramento CiLy. Cal-
ifornia. se10-0t5
NOTICE TO CREDIToRs-Es ESTATE OF
IN JOHN PATRICK MULLERI, deceased
Notice is hereby given by the uHuSIsl5Iiea,
William Mullery, administrator OF l1e teItt9
of John Patrick Mullcry, deceased 10 tife
creditors of and all persons having clalhls
against said deceased, to eE4ijlI IheIl Win
the necessary vouchers. Witoin four months
after the first publication oI TINS h9tlce, 70 the
said administrator, at the law once OF D. u.
Alexander No 53I * street tup stars, the
same being the place for the transaction OI tie
business of SAID estate in the county oil sac
! ''iAis ~ ''''''' ~ WILLIAM MULLERY.
Administrators of the estate OF John Patrick
MulIery, deceased. e-..,..a
Dated sacramento Cal, september ., 1894.
ID. L. ALEXANDER, +AttoIheS 1oh estate
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''FTNEMPLE OF FAME" OLD PAVILION.
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for Charity's Sake fBCl 1t
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E1IRST NJ. Z. CHURCH SOUTH, SEVENTH
I street, between J and k.-Preaching at l
For or Against Subject for 7:3O: "PIeas-
antncss OF Religion." All cordially invited to
nLLnNM y. A ALkinSnn M n.Lnr
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or. PAUL'S EPISCOPAL. CHURCH.
- Eighth street, between l and J.-Rev. q A
Ottmann, rector. Twentieth Sunday alter
Trinity. Holy Communion at lIA.M Even
ing nrANer at p. NJ. SunlaN-SchonI ~ l o.I :
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ADJUSTMENTS.
c1UN1E OPERA HOUSE.
. THREE BLACK CLOAKS q
CHINESE THFArHR

Two Street Car Fares given with each soc,
4oc and oOc ticket. Prices-2Oc, soc, doc, 5Gc.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21
"A LITTLE NONSENSE"

-Shady-"The rascal called me a
liarm Bright-''And so he has got onto
it? And stranger. too. Curious isn't
it?"-Boston Transcript
Weary Watkins-"What about that
story hear. that you got quart bot
tie of rum at that last place you went
into?" Dusty Raggles-"A there's
nothin' in it!"-Somerville Journal
-"Gayboy seemed unusually elated
over a package he received from his
tailors this morning" Eyes; it was
his divorce suit He starts for South
Dakota tonight. Buffalo Courier.
-Author-'I am troubled with insom-
MIA lie awake at night, hour after
hour, thinking about my literary work"
Friend-''Why don't you get up and
read portions of it?"-Brooklyn Life.
Mrs Earle-''Your daughter has
been studying painting, has she not?"
Mrs Lamoyn-'Yes: you should see
some of the sunsets she paints. There
never was anything like them. N. y.
Observer.
-She-"But how can you think Fm
He-''Well, all have to say is that it
shows mighty poor taste in backing
away from such a lovely mouth. =
Standard.
-Hustler-'Do you carry watch?"
Languid -"Ah &C certainly - ah why
not?' Hustler-"Oh, just wondered.
If ! killed as much time as you do
would be ashamed to look watch in
the face. '-Independence Sentinel.
II don't know whether | like these
pictures or not" said the young wom-
an They seem rather indistinct"
But you must remember, madam, ;"
said the willy photographer. that your
face is not at all plain" n."-Indianapolis
journal.
Zone needs both beauty and dis.
cretion to get along in society,"" said a
bud to friend who had seen several
seasons. Not necessarily, replied the
latter sweetly. You'll get along very
we'll You are really quite discreet -
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Dispatch.
DO you know the little boys that
live next door to you?n Robbie-''Not
very much. I guess mamma wouldn't
allow me to play with them anyway;
she don't like foreigners We'll. but
they are Americans" Robbie-''Well.
they told me they was Baptists Inter
Ocean.
A destitute author is said to have
gone to Dumas pere once (says Life's
Calendarl and threatened to suffocate
himself and his three children unless
Dumas could let him have three hun
dred francs at once. Dumas rummaged
his Golfers thoroughly. but could only
lind two hundred francs "ButI must
have three, or and the little loves are
lost 'Suppc1e you only suffocate
yourself and cne Of them. than," sais
Dumas
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21
PERSONAL AND IMPERSoNAL

ALI the members of Lord Dufferin's
family, and they are not few, are
most excellent and graceful skaters.
They acquired the accomplishment in
Canada.
Although Thomas Bailey Aldrich
is nearly sixty, his easy-going way of
life has kept him youthful and he looks
younger than he is His hair is slight
ly tinged with gray, but his face is
ruddy and fresh and his voice is genial
and "as balmy as one of his own stories. p"
The shah of Persia, accompanied
by his favorite son, Prince Massud
Mizza, will leave home early in June
and go to London via St Petersburg
and Berlin. 1t is generally understood
that the threat of visit from the shah
makes every body bout the royal house,
hold uneasy.
There is an old lady of Glenlyon,
near Crieff in Scotland, Mrs. Kippen
by name, who is in the position of
being able to say: Rise, daughter,
and go to your daughter, and ask her
to go to her daughters daughter"-in
other words, she is a great-great-
grandmother, and what is more re-
marka BILE, all the five generations are
alive
Jose Maria de Heredia, recently
elected member of the French
academy, is not mulatto, as has been
widely published. The error is due to
confounding him with Leverians
Heredia, who was minister of public
works in France some years ago. The
latter is mulatto who was adopted
when a child by a member of the
Heredia family.
John de Haven was wealthy
Frenchman, who came to this country
before the revolutionary war. and
loaned the government a round sum of
money when the struggle began. The
amount is stated at S400, 900, and the
thirty living heirs-scattered through
three or four counties of Pennsylvania
are willing now to accept S5, 600, 600
and call it square.
One of the popular English authors
of the day was wholly incapacitated
from work by lady who lived next
door and strummed- Handers "Mes.
sah" His idea of the inviola bility of
an Englishman's house did not allow
him to send in any message, and he
was at his wits end till he saw in a
daily paper that steam-whistles could
be bought to fit ON to kettle spouts.
He provided himself with one, and put
the kettle on the fire in the room near
est the singer. As soon as the whistle
began, he went out. Of course the
bottom came off the kettle, but it cost
little to solder it on again, and after
two or three solderings the lady took
the hint.
Jacob Tome, Of Port Deposit, Md,
whose bundle of $50, 600 was carelessly
tossed about railway car the other
day, is perhaps the only millionaire
eastern shoreman. He began with
nothing of material wealth and scanty
education, and has been reputed mil
lionaire for more than twenty years.
He built costly home at Port Deposit,
but thriftily placed it where he could
make his bank part of the structure.
The site was necessarily in the narrow
Susquehanna valley, where the busi-
ness portion of Port Deposit nestles,
and the spring floods invade Mr.. Tones
fine house as they do the dwellings of
his neigh hbors. Immediately behind
the house, so close that one may al
most look down its chimueys, rises a
terraced hill some hundred feet high.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health Of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste. the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; efectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any Substitute if offered.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21
False Guides

Are they who recommend the use of mercury
to the bilious, and gullible indeed are those
who follow such advice. Blue pill and calo-
mel poison the system. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters is a safe substitute for such danger
GUS drugs. They arouse the liver when in
active mosteffectually, and promote, not inn
peril, general health. Constipation, malaria,
dyspepsia. rheumatism yield to the Bitters.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21
Poverty In City and Country.

In some ways it is easier to be poor
in the city than in the country, because
the former has so many cheap treats at
hand. On the other side. 1T is much
easier to be ambitious, envioHs and dis
contentedly extravagant in the city,
| because so wide gulf separates rich
and poor In country life (Which in
cludes that of villages and small towns)
the well-to-do live very much as do
those with half their income. There
| is a wide level that means only the
middle class in urban life. Few, COM
par ltively, fall below it or rise above
it i bucolic neighborhoods. Comforts
are common, but expensive elegancies
redeemed extravagant by most of the
country rich. There is little of that
sharp distinction, for example, exist
ingin towns between those who do and
who not ''keep carriage. ."-Philadel-
phia Press.
THERE is more Catarrh in this section OF
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was sup
posed to be incurabie. For great many
years doctors pronounced it local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly failing to crre with local treatment,
pronounced itincu.able. Science has proven
catarrh to be constitutional disease and
therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only con
stitutional cure on the market. 1t is taken
internally in doses from 10 drops to tea
spoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address, F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
sH Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills, 25 certs.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

LENA-"Fred didn't blow bis b.,i,. Nv.
because you Tilted him Tile 0t5ar 4 rio. a,.S oll
came and proposed to mer yianS NV, ..n.5 u
heE Then he must have cot nd OF Them n;G N
some other Way.n-St Louis Humorist i \
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

APPEARANCES are very deceptive" re-
marked the tenor. Yes, N replied the prinla
donna especially farewell appearances. -
Washington Star.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

'BROwN'S BRONCHIAL TRoCHEsn are wide
ly known as an admirable remedy for
Hoarseness, Coughs and Throat troubles.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

CALLER-s'Are you fond of etchings. They
-" Mrs. .Nurich-"Well, you see, have a
new cook and don't suppose she knows q
thing about cooking them"
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

THE BENEF1Ts-''W hat makes some girls
look young so long!" The men are to
blame They won't propose''-Life's Cal
endar.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

The Public Awards the Palm to Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar for coughs.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

AN Irish lawyer said to witness: ''You're
nice fellow, amt your Witness replied ::
II am, sir, and if l was not on my oath I'd
say the same of you.n-Oakland Enquirer.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

EVERY singer in quartette can tell you
three good reasons why the organization
isn't absolutely perfect.-Elmira Gazette.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

siDowN brakesw cried the railroad mans
wife as the dinner platter slipped from his
grasp.-Louisville Courier.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-04-21

The dollar YOU throw away when Won .,
young, will be worth three dollars when VI
are old and need il mos. w