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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-11-21
It May do n Much for You.

Mr.. Fred Miller, of Irving. H., writes
that he had Severe Kidney trouble for
many years, with severe pains in his back
and also that his bladder vas affected.
He tried many SO called Kidney cures
but without any good result About a
year ago he began use of Electric Bitters
and found relief at once. Electric Bit
tiers is especially adapted to cure Of all
Kidney and Liver troubles and often
g1ves almost instant relief. One trial
will prove our statement. Price only
so cts for large bottle. At o. N. Olsen's
Drug Store.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-11-21
What He Vs.

When first we were at Arlington,
writes w. r. le Fanu in his reminis-
cences of Irish life, peasant girl came
two or three times to the rectory with
a hare and other game for sale. My IA
ther, wishing to ascertain whether she
came by them honestly, asked her where
she got them. Sure, your riverince. = :
said she, 'smy father is poaoher to Lord
Glare. . 5
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-11-21

From the report of a missionary to
Africa:
MY congregation refuse to give up
cannibalism, but have succeeded in so
far improving their tastes that they now
eat with knives and forks. ''-Reading
(Pa.) Telegram.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-11-21
sThe Conduct OF Life..

Under this head Ralph Waldo Elmer.
son wrote: : lis an estimable hint
Owe to q few persons Of fine manners
that they make behavior the very first
sign OF force-behayior, not perform
anoe, or talent, or, much less, wealth.
While almost everybody has suppl
eating eye turned On events and things
and other persons. q few natures are
central and forever unfold, and these
alone charm us Hewhose word or deed
you cannot predict, who answers you
ithout any duplication IN his eye,
who draws hin determination from
within, that man rules. y
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-11-21

The word Minneapolis is compound
of an Indian word meaning curling Wa
ter and a Greek word meaning city.
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
Amnsemenfs

oo-o~OoNOo1Oooy~oOo~N.~~~~~
ABBEYs THEATRE-2-Hamlet-sl5 -sl5-Antigone.
ACADEMY OF MUSIC-2-S:l5-The Girl Left Bennd
AMERICAN THEATRE-2s15-A Trip 10 Chinatown
ATLANTIC GARDEN 81 and "a Bowery-10 a. m. to
D. m-Concert and Vaudeville
BIJoU THEATRD-2:15-s-The seepwalker.
BROADWAY THEATRE-2-s-Utopla. Limited
CARNEGIE HALL-S-Concert.
CASINOS 15-Girone -Giroha
COLUMBUS THEATRE-2s-The Rsnmakers.
DALYs THEATRE-2S:15-shore Acres.
EDEN MUsEE-l1 a. m to II p m.-World in Wax
EMPIRE THEATRE-2-s:1 s:15-sowing the Wind.
FIFTH AVENUE THEATRE-2I5-s:l5-Mar Margaret Flem-
Ing.
GARDEN THEATRE-2-s:I5-I492
HARDMAN HALL-s-Elien Vockey.
HARLEM OPERA HoUsE-2-s:l5-Old Lavender.
HoYTs MADISON SQUARE THEATRE-2:15-s:So-
Rival Candidates
IRVING PLACE THEATRE-2-s:15-The Nest Of Match
makers.
ROSTER BIAL' L'S-2-S-Vaudeville.
LENOX LYCECM-S-Concert.
LYCEUM THEATRES 3o-The Amazons.
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-2-S-Circus.
MENDELSSOHN GLEE CLUB HALL. 10 West 40th-st.-
2:30-Grossmth.
NATIONAL ACADEMY OF DEsIGN-Day and Dvenlng-
Annual Exhibition.
PALMER'S THEATRE-2S:i5-TheB Butterflies.
POLO GROUNDS -3:3O-Baseball
PROCTOR's THEATRE to 1920 p m-vaudeviilc.
SOCIETY OF AMERICAN ARTISTS. 2l5 West 57th-st-
Day and evening-ExhSition.
STANDARD THEATRE-2:l5-s:30 :30-Charley's Aunt.
STAR THEATRE-2-s-A Scrap OF Paper
TONY PASTORS THEATRE-s-V Vaudeville.
14TH STREET THEATRE = -Hoodman Blind.
23D-sT. WEST OF 6Ti-AVE.-11 a. M. to IL p. m.--In-
struments OF Torture.
333 FOURTH-AVE.-9 q. m TO 4:3O D. m-The Tiffany
Chapel.
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
TWELVE PAGES.
THL NEUS THIS MORNING.

Foreign.-The Registration bill read in
the House Of Commons and explained by Mr..
Morley =-= NJ. Carnot will not be candidate
for reelection to the French Presidency; the
election will be held November 2. = Emperor
William arrived at Vienna. - 1t is said that
the Brazilian insurgents have been beaten at
Rio Grande do Sui
Congress-Both houses in session - SEN
ate: Messrs Mitchell and PETER spoke on the
tariff; the Further Urgency Deficiency bill was
advanced - House: No quorum could be
obtained to act on the Journal the House there
upon adjourned and the Democrats held eau
Gus and decided upon a line of policy which
practically amounts to counting a quorum.
Domestic-Two schooners were lost. probably
with all their crews. off the northeast coast OF
Massachusetts, - Governor Flower signed the
Provident Loan Association bill; the dispute be-
tween the Republicans and Democrats in the
Assembly was referred to the judiciary Com
mittee 80 Judge Wilson, Miss Pollards at
torney addressed the jury in the Breckinridge
Pollard suit at Washington. - Coxey's
"Army" entered Maryland. - Judge Dundy
directed the Union Pacific receivers to restore
salaries.
City and Suburban.-David Dudley Field died
Quite Unexpectedly. - The Lexow Commit
tee had a short session; 1t is unsettled over the
demand of John W. Goff, one Of its counsel
- The New-York baseball team defeated
Wilkesbarre and Brooklyn won from Bingham
ton. - Stocks somewhat more active, but
Sugar Refining and AtchisOn furnished large
part OF the business. They scored substantial
gains, but otherwise the market was dull and
firm In spite Of exports Of nearly s4,0OO,oo0 gold.
The Weather-Forecast for to-day: Fair.
warmer. Temperature yesterday: Lowest. 90 de-
grees; highest. 5S: average. 473s.
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
PERSONAL.

Professor John Deway OF the University OF
Michigan. Is TO be head professor OF the department
OF philosophy in the University of Chicago,
Johann Strauss. the composer OF waltz music. who
will soon celebrate his musical jubilee. was born In
1928. and at the age OF six became a composer
lie visited this country in 1863 In connection with
Glmores Peace Jubilee.
General J. D. MacAduras, a retired French SOL
der, once a member OF the Chamber OF Deputies
and now a member OF the General Council OF the
Department of Basses-Apes. Is travelling through
this country studying American municipal systems
of government. OF course he will not study Tam
many Hall. except as dreadful example; for 1t Is
n system OF msgovernment.
Reports from Germany say that Prince Bismarck
has not been well for many years as at present
HI again receives visitors with pleasure and loves
TO talk with them by the hour The doctor has
raised the prohibition against smoking and drinking
and the Prince enjoys his after-dnner smoke as In
days gone by. He also takes long walks In the
great forest surrounding his castle and expects next
month to begin his horseback rides. Bismarck has
missed these horseback rides more than almost any
thing else In recent years 1t was his chief pleas
ure when In Berlin. and about O'clock In the after
noon after the Rechstag session. he could be found
brown charger. On horseback he was one OF the
handsomest men 10 be seen In the capital. sitting
In his saddle as erect as a young lieutenant
Kingston n. Y. April 13-Miss Helen Gould Is
at Roxbury. Delaware County. overseeing the in
which, It Is expected. will be dedicated on Mr.
Qould's birthday. In the latter part Of May. Miss
Gould 70 also superintendinE improvements to her
kirkside cottage. adjoining the church.
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14

upon Speaker Reed and the majority OF the ias'
Republican House. Rather than pront ny 'no
cxncricnce and example Of its political oppo-
nents. II prefers TO have morning jail deliveries
and ouartcr sessions practice with the speaker
armed with the functions Of police magistrate
and the Sergeant at Arms acting rs cohs'aoie
To collect fines.
In the same spirit Democratic legislators nave
devoted their energies to the business Oh unuo-
ing whatever has been done by their opponents
LEGISLATION OF a creative order they do not at
tomnt Their one aim is to repeal as man!
Rcpublican laws as possible, and thereby 10 re-
vorse the policirs against which they nave Deoh
dccloiming for thirty years. They are seeking
to undermine the Protective system to WHICH
all thc busncss interests Of the country are
now adjusted They are bent upon abrogatlhR
twenty Reciprocity treaties negotiated by the
last Republican Administration. Thcy are re
moving the safeguards established by the Ro-
publican party for securing honest ciec'io"S
They are preparing to destroy the shipDuildlhs
interests OF the country by repeating the time
honored registry laws enacted by the fathers OF
thc Rcpublic They learn nothing from the ms
tory Of the American people. They cannot lot
get that during the last thirty years they nave
denounced every measure and every policy OF
their political advcrsaries. and. true to their oD
structive and destructive principles, thcy are
determined to repeal existing statutes ana 10
reverse Republican policies.
The Democratic Administration does NOT rise
10 n higher level than the Democratic Congress.
Tho Presidents Hawaiian policy was as par
tsan rs il was discrcditablc and barren. Inc
annexation treaty withdrawn ana con
dcmncd mainly because it had been negotiated
by the Harrison Administration. Neither 'he
President nor his Secretary of State could learn
anything from the mastcrly manner in when
diplomatic affairs had been managed under
Republican Administration. They could not
forget that Minister Stevens was personal
friend Of Mr.. Blaine; nor that Minister Egah
was an Irish Republican,; nor that the Kecl-
procity treaties had been ridiculcd ana CON
dcmncd by the Democratic party. The STATE
pcpartmcnt has been conducted for twelVc
months mainly on lines Of political recrlmina-
tion and revenge without reference to IN" con-
tinuity Of the Nations diplomatic policies nor
TO the dignity and prestige Of the American
people II has been Bourbon diplomacy wholly
I'm accord with Bourbon legislation ana politics.
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14

There's n reading between the lines of the
report Of the boisicrous proceedings in the AS
scmblv on Thursday which throws good deal
Of much-needed light on legislative machinery
and It's working. The point round when
the yoluble and yOcifcrOus Suzcr danced ana
waved his arms and shouted and set the AS
scmblv in an uprOar was whether or not ram
many Assemblyman Schingcr had voted on n
bill In which Suzer was Interested whether
he voted or not does not just now concern us
But il IS n matter OF interest that Schillinger
twice refused TO vote as SulZer wished, for the
avowcd reason and other, that the latter
had refused to aid In the passage Of another
bill in which Schillinger was Interested. 40
secret was made of the motive; 1t was openly
avowed: and very much as matter OF course
II was not pretended that Schillinger had any
reason whatever either for voting against Sui
Zcr's bill or refusing TO vote upon 1t. IL was
simply that Sulzcr had not helped him and he
wouldn't help Sulzcr That was all there was
Of It, And these are legislators lawmakers!
Chosen out Of all their fellows TO make the laws
for a great, intelligent and wealthy State; for
more than six million souls. No question here
OF the merits or dcmcrts Of n proposed meas
urc: nothing but the individual selfish interests
of two lawmakers who openly trade each for
the others support.
And Suzer stood there screaming In "the
WELL" demanding Il harrington what ground?-
why, on the ground Of reciprocity. 81 always
treated YOU fairly" he shouted to the Speaker.
81 would jump off the Brooklyn Bridge to do
a friend favor, but when am trampled on
| will resent it, No one ever did me favor
or an injury but what repaid It with interest"
And that was the appeal Of a Democratic lead
er engaged In n disOrderly demonstration on
the floor Of the Assembly Not word relating
to the interest Of the public In the legislation
under consideration. No reference to the sub
icct matter involved but only this screaming
reminder OF favors done and insolent demand
of personal favors In return. Then in the con
fusion n bill was put upon It's passage which
only seemed TO be known by the name Of the
member specially interested in IT; some saying
Ii was one members bill and others that II was
anothcr's and nobody apparently knowing or
caring what II was about. what its purpose or
effect 1t was somebody's bill; that was all;
and the vote upon 1t apparently was governed
alone by that consideration Between the lines
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
CELEBRITIES AT THE CfRcrs
INDIANS. A CHINESE OFFICIAL REcopn-
sMYTH AND DR. PARKHuRsT VIEW The suo..

INDIANS, CHINESE OFFICIAL. REcopn.
sMYTH AND DIR. PARKHURsT VIEW THE suo,.
The celebrities at the circus last night w..
confined TO the arena. There was a no.M NY
sprinkllng OF them in the boxes and or,h'u
chairs. In the front row OF the first baconv ss
ranged seventy Indian pupils Of the scboo, y
Carlisle, who held their seats by virtue ot ~
Bailey's courtesy. In the boxes were the Cn,.
Consul, with two ladies Of his family; Reco.ss
Smyth and DR.. Parkhurst. Thus II will he 49,.
that no pent-up Utica OF Ncw-York State or .va
OF the universal Yankee Nation, confines the cr.ss
powers, but the whole boundless universe OF so,.s
nations and Indian tribes is unpoetically bu, ~. ~"
phatically It's
The straight black hair OF the Indian bows a..
girls stood up straghter than ever at the h,,'
breadth scapes from imminent dslocation nre..,
tation and general annihilation which the d,r.
performers in the arena experience twice a dav -
the pursuit OF daily bread and weekly saar..
When "Al" Caron. the irrepresslbe clown A.
pearc1 with wooden Indian on stick, at vh,a
he discharged a six-chambered revolver and a yn
Icy OF Comanche war whoops. they didn't ou,,.
know whether TO get angry OF enthusiastic. Be-
ing pure-booded Indians, II was or course contrsn
to their code of ethics TO laugh.
DR. Parkhurst had his turn when Conklln IA.
strong -lunged clown, VINO wears Touchstons,
clothes and reGales the ringmaster with a sen.s
OF pure shnkesperian Jokes. accused the doctor d;
trying TO have him arrested because he once slpps
on banana peel and made dive In coma
1uence The reverend Nemesis OF Tammany Hal
smiled in appreciation OF the joke. though many a.
the other 1000 spectators were too tired to eset
their risib!e muscles. The accredited represeni,'
tive of His Celestial Highncss Of the Flowery KIrs
dom gazed IN undisgused a,naZement At the CON-
terfe,f nresentrent Of h.g sovereign. who M.
dragged around the arena on gorgeous car In ~
procession Of princes and potenta'es at the clov
Of the show, 10 make circus.Goers holiday
The seating capacity Of the Garden was tested 70
IT'S utmost Every scat vas taken. and the frequent
applause was exhilarating 70 tho star performer
who. like the Eugenes. hold the attention Of Ii.
entire multitude ny theiT brilliant displays d
agility The most truthful and experienced OF tie
circus attaches say that thoY never saw such 4
phenomenal business" as the show is playing
this season. An indication Of this Is the fact that
last night only forty seats left In the bcY.
Office for this evenings performanco Mr.. Bailey
has sorrowfuy come to the. CONCLUSION that In ds.
trusting his hold upon the metropolitan public and
shortening the New-York season 70 four weeks
this wear on account Of the hard times. he made
the biggest mistake Of his lie. But the show d
already 'billod' four weeks ahead on the road and
n tarry in New-York beyond next week Is imps
&
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
EVOLUTION 4 FAILURE.

when / contemplate the chasm,
Said the quiyerng Protoplasm,
THAT yawns 'twlxt me and Protozoa,
When view the bonds that link Us
To the gay Ornthorhynchus,
or the Steganopodes upon the shore;
when | see how things develope
From the ugly oyster shell up
To the fascinating young Cephaopod
How the decapoda followed,
To be subsequently swallowed
BY the lobster pot hungry Thomas Cod
How the digent crustacean,
Spurning other recreation
Confined himself to evo.utln' up,
TIL he stood in the regalia
or the higher class mammalia.
And was fonded barking brinile pup;
When | see the long procession
That in Infinite progression
Struggles upward through the geologic ages.
From the end Of the azoic
To the recent and heroic
Including all the tertiary stages;
when | think too. how much b!gger
Is the present human figure
And how much more ornamental Is It's shape
Than the first developed mammal,
or the burden bearing camel.
or even than the anthropoilal ape.
II an struck with admiration
At the wonders OF creation.
And I look upon my progeny with pride;
Rut for my first contribution
To the scheme OF evolution,
The experiment might never have been tried.
"Ani YET" said Protoplasm,
With a medltative spasm.
As he gave himself moments thoughtful pause.
IL am sometimes led TO wonder
II We haven't made blunder
In developing such loosely swinging Jaws.
They are good enough for eating,
But in every public meeting.
And whenever there's an audience In reach,
There's a pair OF them In motion,
Pouring out a perfect ocean
or muddled and befuddled parts Of speech.
Look at Stewart OF Nevada,
who can churn the language harder
Than Niagara churns the waters at its base.
or that soporihc zephyr
The lnterminable PETER.
When he opens up the wind cave In his face
Then there's Allen OF Nebraska.
Who was never known to ask
Moments res, because his mouth getting
tired
And there's Alabama Morgan,
with n powerful vocal organ
Much too active TO be constantly admired.
There are Wolcott. Jones and Teller,
Who car stand all day and 'beller
That fifty cents in silvers worth a dollar.
Then there's Voorhees, and there's Vest.
Gail and Cockrell. and the rest.
And the cuckoos wearing Grover C.eve,and's
collar.
"In fact. I think the Senate.
In those dreadful sessions when II
Sees an orator Ike PETER take the floor.
Offers proof and demonstration
That the whole scheme OF creation
Has ended in everlasting bore.
The higher class mammalla
Seem 10 utter failure.
From the time they left the protoplasmlc cell;
In the Senate-house and cloister
They've done nothing that the oyster
Couldn't do in decent silence just WELL
For the humor Of the oyster
Is jucier and moister.
And he's wiser than the Senate Is to-day;
For he doesn't howl and cut up,
And he knows enough to shut up.
When he really hasn't anything to say"
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
THE BRAVE THIRTEEN cArB DINERS

The guests who dined with the Thirteen Cluo y
it's annual ladies' dinner in the Hotel MARLBOROUGH
last night showed that they had strong minds ana
steady nerves. for not one OF them WINGED al ta'
constant violation OF superstitious obserVances ~
fea 81 was held on Friday the thirteenth DAY OF t1s
month. and had all sorts OF grewsome ana h,r hor,'
flying accomplishments. As climax the lafse mn NJ.
ror at the head OF the dining room. in when tas
women were secretly admiring themselves va
mysteriously smashed and fell in a hundred pee"
to the floor. -. -. >.,,..
Speeches were made by Chief Ruler W. W Nusii
Judge David McAdam. Surrogate John II. '. Arnos
and George Francis Train. ,..
Among others at the dinner were General Horauws
G. King Mrs. David McAdam Miss Jennie W.
Brown Mr. and Mrs Willis Holly, Donald Came,ea
Mr. ana Mrs j. Il. Abarbanell, 5. II. Agne~, ~
and Mrs. J. Bresnan. Mr. and Mrs. II. j. hancosas
Colonel Frederick c. Hamilton, Harry ConstoSs
ard Mr.. and Mrs. Charles l. Schampam
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
THE BOURBON PARTY.

How true Is the Democratic party to It's Rour
bon instinct! 1t can neither learn anything nor
forget anything II cannot profit by the expert
ence Of the Republican party nor be warned 10y
It's own blunders 1t cannot put aside rancOr
ous partlsanship, nor rcnouncc the vagaries Of
Its own malevolent denunciaton Of policies en-
ployed by the Republicans when they were re-
sponslble for the government Of the country
Here Is the Democratic party, with n majo
ity Of nearly 100 in the House, struggling week
after week to obtain n quorum, and seriously
considering in the end the contemplate ex-
pcdient OF making the Speaker a petty Justice
OF the peace, with power TO impose ten-dolar
fines upon those who neglect to answer rolcall.
If 1t were capable OF learning anything IL would
count those who are present but do not vote,
and In that way 1t would secure quorum at
every session. That simple procedure would
enable 1t TO transact public business without
violating all principles Of parliamentary law. as
II Is now doing. 1t will not learn anything. be.
cause 1t cannot forget Its own partisan assaults
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14

OF the report Of these tcmpestuous proceedings
It is not difficult 10 read the key TO legislative
proceedings Trade and dicker. Bargain ana
sale
DO the men N Albany think they were sem
there 10 do business in that way? Is thnt theT
conception Of the functions Of legislators; that
their view Of duty to their constituents; that
their idea Of lawmaking? Do they suppose III"
people gave them Il charter 10 trade In spcciai
privileges and swap legislative favorS wheh
they sent them TO Albany: If they do, thcy
make serious mistake. The people are watch
ing them. The traders are known. And who
ever IS on terms Of intimacy with them, either
receiving or giving favors. is and will b" under
serious suspicion. They are political outlaws
and should he treated.
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14

II appears from the statement made ny '"l-
trolcr Fitch 10 the Board of Estimate Yestcr-
day that the milliondollar Appropriation Tor
park work has been all used up. Ihls large
sum was provided almost at the opening OF
the session of the Legislature in order 10 f'lr-
nish work for the unemployed. what was thc
result? Hardly any one was able to get work
without a Tammlny Endorsement ana me iarK
Commissioners capped the climax OF abSlrdl'y
by appointing FcntOn as a Tabor expert NJ
salary Of $1,000 n year. From time to time we
have been told that the men set at work were
doing little or nothing. and now comes dcrmtc
statement that the entire Sl,OO0.OO has beeh
expended. Virtually this money has been
thrown away. II was. in truth. The heigh' "l
folly TO place such sum in the hands OF Tam
many officials
New-York tribune., 1894-04-14
BiLrIMORE GUy CLrB rOURyET.

Baltimore. April l3-The tournament OF the ba"
more Gun Club closed to-day. and was voted an en-
joyable occasion alike by participants ana spe.
tators There were not enough live pigeons on han'
to meet the demand and only three OF the hve coz
tests on the card took place.
B A. Bartlett. OF Buffalo received medal i'o"
the club in appreciation OF excellent marksmansn'S
The victors follow: ,uA
Ten sngles-W. H. skinner, New-fork, ana IL -
Penrose New-l.ondon. 10 each. . .,,s,
Fifteen sngles-T. w. Bond and NJ. T. ,ah"''
both OF Baltimore II each. 80 "a
Twenty singes-E D. Fulford, Ithaca ~ J. f.n,o, 10
Twenty singles-Dr. T. +. Wayman. Staunton
Va, IS. Nv
Twenty-nv sngles-B A. Bartlett Buffalo " /"
"a: DR. Wayman, %. ,,-.,
Live birds, 2s yards rise. four birds each; cs
Wagner OF Baltimore, Penrose and fuliorS .eori ei
killed ali their birds and divided first money seeons
-Penrose. Wagner and Coe OF Baltimore aNi''N
Thrd-Penrose, Bartlett and Fulford DIVIDED"