Morning journal and courier., 1894-05-17
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Wit moves the world, but 1t doesn't com mand truckman's WaQes,-Puck,

Wit moves the world, but 1t doesn't com mand truckmsn's wsges.-Puck. "Don't you dread breaking the news ot Chollie's death to his fsmilyf' Ohappie- Oh, deah, no. It's telling them he died o @ twouble SO howibly common as the gwiI that gwieves me so.-Chicsgo Inter Ocean
 Prof. Stone-To the geologist thousand years or 50 are not counted ss any time a, all. Man In the Audience-Great Scott And to think made @ temporary loan oi $10 to @ man who holds such viewsl-In. dianapolis Journal.
 Robbie-Mamms, doesn's 1t make your hands warm when you spank met Mamms Why, yes, Robbie, 1t does. Robbie Wouldn't 1t do just as we'll, then, mamma, for you to 20 and hold them over the kit. chen rangei-Texas Siftipgs.
 She-You profess to think e great deal of me. That is all right so long ss every. thing Is going pleasantly. But would you make any great sacrifice for my sakei He You know I would. Haven't offered to marry youa-Boston Transcript.
 "There goes Miss Wise and Charles Sap head. They are engaged, you know" "Beallyi Two hearts that beat as one, two souls with but single thought n "Preoisely; and it's duoats to cream cakes that she had the thought."-Harper'a Basar.
 Says an exchange: American women are growing taller, while the men are grow ing shorter" There is no doubt as to the truth of the latter part of the statement, but then just wait until the clouds roll by and the tariff bill pssses.-Boston Tran script.
 "Mr. Spriggs," said the law school pro. lessor, "from this article on Forms of Judicial Procedure how many kinds of judgment do there appear to bsf "Two." answered MT. Spriggs, promptly. "Judg. ment for the plaintiff and judgment for the defendant. Chicago Tribune.
 "You don't seem to want employment ' "Yes, I do, ma'am," replied Meandering Mike, in au injured tone. "But you don't do the work when 1t is offered you." "1 know 1t. Ye see, I've spent 80 much of my time lookin' fur work thst can't git my hand in on no other kind of job."- Washington Star.
 Ethel-It's too bad it's cold. I prayed for warm day. Does God always answer prsyeri Mamms-Yss, if you ask for a thing in the right wsy, and If you don't He reproves you by not Rtvingit it. Ethel-Oh, I sec now. The governess told me to try tO s8y my prayers III C IcuCu tulS moutu, and I guess I made mistakes.-Hsrlem Life.
 ''There!" said the young wife proudly, as she deposited the hot plate carefully on the table, Chats the first mincs pie that ever made without any help, all alone my. self" ''So it isi" exclaimed her husband enthusiastically, looking it over critically. "And 30 long ss 1t is the very first, my dear, don't you think that, instead of cut ting 1t, it would be nice to keep 1t for 6 souvenir3 How would 1t do to have Il framedY'-Somerville Journal.
 Paying Compliment.-Dibbs (who hal been waiting in his friends studto)-Ah here you are at last. Your dog has beer paying . good compliment to that bit oi ecene- painting. I had to drive the little beegar off. Dauber (sgreesbly surprised
 What was he doing3 Dibbs-0h, he mis took that river for real water, and he start ed tapping it!' By the way, what river doei 1t representl Dsuber (4svsgely)-River b, hapgedl That isn't a river, it's @ prairi' fre!-Tit-Bits