New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-26
TIE TALK or TIE DAT.

The Boston Transcript says that TWO SKIN
games are played at Harvard-namoy sheepsnn
and pigskin
s,,-pu, 10 has such de.lghtfu way OF saying
trlrgs-qi.to a poeuc tcm2ere nenr
lie IA riv,0--Yos. ne has soarinSs at.er the IN.
ans and a VI ssI r Hs cos Illustrated
Moa;ny
Azsriah shelton. member % tho Tennessee
Legislature. looks almost exactly Ike Senator
PETER. including mis- whisSers But as an Offset TO
that he q. good Republican and a superior BUSH
hess man
question Of aefosaSn- Linz M IS %e n Rers7
viii We KIN" icSs N n"'ye", Ho,S, ~ that nv
'S %wir krov lane .GopplIns'"
~. ,le ais frccked CIR. that lives over the
sfsfy -" "2%b ' r,,I cn5i-h &, 70 70 heaven
ms dear yoI vii -'rtainy hnS% nJ'' ,r,,,,on, 81
after aome moments NJ bS or P M mamma ch-
cago Tribune.
The Hon W W Thomas. ex-Mlnister 70 sweden
and Norway says that. relative to It's size ana pop
ulation tire railroad system OF Sweden is the most
complete In the world
rhsrs is place s5 Pr d ss s%c b, 4.
fslre Of a una,Ic ,sy.um. Not icns Ego some
u,rt,,cr werr b-sv repairing IN" bod q tire rs,::
rad wien , an ma 81 tr1, his p5.iSn On the
,rnsr side 81 ,he ln,5sure. began somewhat pr
4,
Inma,e-Ilard work that
Iahorer-Troth an L -
In .n,lsrNA2i,i p1y oo 5sf v Eek
IaYae-ifr AN, ~ worse u-k,-and have ss CHI
drcn
Innpa;e|Im thinking ms man ye're on the wrans
Side o the fencc-tl'oston Budget
The sound OF bell which can be heard i52" feet
in the water can be heard only iji feet IN me air.
WE TAX Anythng-"I want ut:s for ny .1 new
pay" said he author "some;h.ns 'h"' WI" ''Ae'
something that will take
can It a New-York Policeman Washington
Star.
.nn,irp, saws that IT frat the Chinese were ve7
hitter AGAINST the telegraph as It was reported 'ns
foreigners GU; out the OF children ana sus'
nendod them on the insulators to transmit the
message from poe 10 poe. Then, again. the ""e.
disturbed the graves 81 the "finsshh' me sym
NJ WIND and water rhe telegraph iAstruineh's 80
AZ. mostly O., london make. The system OF tee
,,anhng In Chinese Is very simple lhere a''
.hou, sou characters In the Chinese language
rbosc ore All numbered from one up. and so printed
il, hoax form, Il Is therefore only necessary TO tee
ram the numbers. This system Is used IN 'n'
Government dispatches
WASH; Expecting u-"iour d9 ussSsr vii
m"kc her mark She has decided talent as an e.9-
"mtou,s" And Mr Hunker went out TO INC Woo "a
chpI q
Tribune.
\, ooo -, tho hotels Of 81 Louis last week two
se,,len,en named D. NJ. Bowman, who were enure
strangers to each other registered on the same Gay
In the afternoon two gentlemen named C. +" -Aule,'
from, this city. who were also strangers 10 eacn
other registered
Yes. He would-"Madam." said Weary Walker 10
Mrs pumsguzze. I'm looking FOR worn
POOH replied that good woman; You wou'dhS
knov work ii YOU were 10 lind H. ,,.,,.
Won bat let me ask how | should be able TO dodge
work II did not know X wnen / sd" IL -V'''
Gray Il Co.'S Illustrated monthly
In IAN overture to William Tell the vivaciou'
muse Invoked too seldom by Mr. W. H. Meh,roy ~
,nrn invokes the Swiss marksman. through the no
nuh,,c Press OF New-York. 10 materialize FOR inc
purpose Of convincing modern sceptles that ne
not A fraud Mr.. McElroy's muse has no DOUBTS '"
dispel. Shrines. monuments ana RECORDS o' ~
which answers we'll enough for history IN o'n..
cases ought to settle the dispute or rather ousn'
TO have prevented any controversy on the subject
But inasmuch as this Is an increuuiouS age ~.
basphemers multiplying
Pray tell us. TELL
Do tell.
DO. TELL
And what ia more don't merely talk. but act Con-
back bringing your bow with you:
And since 'twould be unfair. In fact crime'
To risk a little boy n second time.
II might be WE'LL In Wow Of what he's said
To place the apple on the sceptics head
on Baedeker's head;
Then, II thou hist the fruit. acclaims snail n's
To the skies.
And Baedeker must prompt apologize. -
But II the arrow. flying rather low.
Goes through the sceptics head-put no. hot ~
We know
Thy bow. ID
And tits a perfect shame to doubt thy aim:'
A manufacturing firm which was besesed WIN
app,ica lions for work hung sign near the ei'n I.ir
OF Its establishment with the ieselu,, ,r,rs ths
Wanted" One morning there appeared oetpie "s
head OF the house. whom he was known; Il
ne'er-do-weil who devoted his time TO dream. %
poticai glory rather than to books and account
hMr. S, want job As usual TO-, I'm Ga' o. Via" had
formerly employed the applicant and was &C. cVn -.
PEELED to DISCHARGE him. not 80 much ,Sr 20 good
solid work my dear fellow. I'm very sorry * ia
didn't you see that sign when you came IN sA'~
Mr. S. very kindly. . ~ ... op,su