The morning call., 1894-08-08

country. His policy is that If the pubic ooesh
like his style of running the Government IL can
do the other thing.-New York Press.
Secretary Carlisle saws. and no doubt with
truth, that with the length OF our coast and
frontier and the force available TO guard IL the
smuggling Of Chinese cannot be wholly stopped.
But IL would tend to decrease the ia"-preakips
II some OF the cOriuptly connlVihs onloiais
were puniShed.-New York World.
1t has been noticed by an astute philosopher
that as an ACCOMPANIMENT of the hard times
large increase of loungers In the saloons Is
prevalent He mistakes the causes ana enects.
1ammany Is making its midsummer plepai d
lions to "call out heavy vote. horh
Advertiser.
The aggregate of postal revenue In the thirty
largest cities is beginning TO snow an increase
over last year, which is another INDICATION 'haI
this country cannot be kept down even Wy d
totally incompetent CoDGI ess.-St. LOUIS uloDo'
Democrat.
There is one way Congress might settle every
thing, and only one way, and thar ls' leaFe lne
whole business 10 Cleveland. All nc "ouiu ASK
OF them Is TO go through the forms Oh law ~i.h-
out worrying over it a partce.-Chlcago lnlel
Ocean.
1t is poor statesman, In Senate or house
who cannot perform his duty Without the s'ihi-
lus OF urgent letters and kilograms from tno
people, but 1t seems that the Senate Is peing
thus urged.-St. Louis POs-Dlspatch.
William Waldorf Aston is losing money on DIS
three London publications at about tne saine
rate that 1t Was made by the Original AStoi ouS
of 1udielous handling OF American musAla'
and mink sklns.-St. Louis Republic
It ha recently
ceived $4,000 as a legal fee in case winch re-
qured only four hours talk. Other men nave
found thatit is more profitable to De lawyer
than 10 be president.-B GLOBE
New York newspapers are complaining aDeut
the use OF broken down horses on several
streelcdr systems, In large towns ike 81.
Louis we don't know what stleetcar morse
is.-St. Louis Star Sayings
After killing some thousands OF Chinese and
sinking part of the Monaghan navy Japan mas
formally declared war. All this preliminary
slaughter is probably the Japanese notlon oil
dlplomacy.-Cbicago Times.
A mountain has been discovered on Mars.
For the present the chief value OF THIS ais
covery lies in the fact that the astronomers
business is also looking up. - Philadelphia
Times.
GCycler Zimmerman keeps right on winning
against all European corners. He hasn't been
beaten over there since he got falfly STARE
and he isn't likely to be.-BostOn Herald.
Senator Harris is the champion opIlmist OF
the period. He says that 1t is only on "some
minor matters that the tariff conferees are
unable 10 agree!-New YOr Tribune.
The French language has no term 10 express
the word kick" and therefore they are lucky
that they have not a remarkable Senate like
our owD.-New York Recorder.
Now, will the New York police captains turn
about and put the Police Commissioners on
trial. One dead shake deserves another.-Chi-
cago Herald.
One effect of China's conflict with Japan Will
be to arouse this ancient people to the fact that
the world still moves.-Pitlsburg Dispatch.
The success OF Debs In getting himself before
the public Is now explained. He was once
theatrical agent.-Philadelphi Ledger.