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WHAT HIT HIM.
It Was q Stray Bullet Instead Of His Com
rade's Hand.

IL was q STRAY Bullet instead OF his COM
rade's Hand.
Many queer things happen in war
time. Sergt. Forbes-Mitchell, of the
Ninety-third Sutherland Highland
ers, relates what he calls "a rather
laughable incident" which befell man
of his company named Johnny Ross.
It was in India, at Lucknow, during
the great mutiny.
Before falling in for the assault on
the Begum's palace, Johnny Ross and
George Fuller. with some others, had
been playing cards in sheltered cor
ner, and in some way quarreled over
the game. They were still arguing
the point when the signal was given to
fall in. and Fuller told Ross to shut
up"
At that moment spent ball struck
Ross in the mouth. and knocked out
four Of his teeth. Johnny thought it
Avas Fuller who had struck him, and
Mt once returned the blow
'You fool!" said Fuller. 1T wasn't
l that struck you. You've got bullet
in your mouth"
And so it was Ross put his hand to
his lips and spat into it his four front
teeth and bullet. lie at once apollo
gized to Fuller for having struck him.
and added: ''How shall l manage to
bite my cartridges the noo?"
Those were the days of muzzle load
ing cartridges, which had to be torn
open with the teeth when loading
Youths Companion.
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First Published August ). 1884.

ORDER OF SALE.-State of Kansas, Ford
Company IA corporation; vs.: John Dingh-
man, The Farmers Loan Il Trust Co., 4. H.
stevens. -. +, Castecn, assignee of Farmers
Loan 4 Trust Company, lsadOr SwartZ, T.. A.
Bean s. Il. Patterson and Howard g. Pierce
BY virtue of an order of sale to me directed
and delivered, issued out Of the eth Judicial
District Court of the State Of Kansas, sitting in
urday. September ., A. ID. lS9i, at O'Clock p. M.
Of said day, at the west front door of the Court
House. in the city of Dodge City, in the County
and State aforesaid, offer at public sale and sell
lowing described real property, to-wit:
Lots three (3) and four az and the south
half of the northwest quarter of section two
~ in township twenty eight (2s) soath. of
range twenty-fOur (2D west of the 9th p. NJ,
in Ford county. Kansas.
Said property to be sold rs commanded by said
order Of sale. G. NJ. BENSON, Sheriff
Sheriff. Office Dodge City, Ran, July 30. 1894.
E. ii. Madison. Atty for Plaintiff
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An Alternative.

The conductor approached the man
who carries lighted cigars into public
conveyances.
mo smoking" said the conductor.
II amt smoking" was the reply
"Your cigar is"
"Wcll, can't help that This is q
strong cigar and it does as it pleases- )"
"Wcll," said the conductor, You can
take your choice. Either you or the
cigar will have to be put ont"
And the man, after some thought.
rubbed the cigar on his shoe and put 1t
out-Washington Star.
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A Chm on the Old Block.

'How old are you, sonny?"
Twelve years old sir"
"You are very small for your age.
What is your name?"
Johnny Smith. My father is q
baker on Manhattan avenue"
"Your father is a baker? l might
have guessed it by your size. You re-
mind me of one of his loaves."-Alex
Sweet, in Texas Siftings.
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CndeScrved.
The cannibal picked his teeth refec-
lively.
'Of course" he Observed, 81 have
eaten worse flesh than that of the late
governor, but"
He selected a cigar with a pcrfccto
shape.
81 can't understand why they al
ways said your exccllency' when they
addressed him. Truth.
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lay down and did everything but run,
as racer should. But the Indians were
q match for them. With their clubs
they beat and punched and set up such
hideous yells that even TIE obtuse bur
ros were affrighted and set off on q
lively scamper, while the riders still
piled clubs, hand and heels, and en-
joyed the sport as much as the spec
tatOrs.
Anticipation was at fever heat to
see the bull fight, for this king Of
sports is prohibited by law in the
United States, and fears were enter
tanned that it would be prevented at
the last moment.
The appearance of the red and yell
low metadors set doubts at rest. All
but one of the bulls were removed from
the corral A vaquero rode in and as
the bull charged him a metador leaped
forward and Haunted his red decoy
cloth. The bull turned and rushed at
him with a ferocious roar that seemed
like fatal attack, but the metador,
throwing his cloth over the animals
horns and eyes, dexterously slipped
aside with not an inch to spare. It
was close shave and the crowd which
had watched breathlessly gave great
cheer. As the bull charged from one
side of the pen to the other he some
times lifted the horse off its feet, but
the skillful metador was always at
hand to prevent serious goring of either
horse or rider. In the fight spears
were not used, nor was blood drawn
from the bull, as this feature and the
disemboweling of horses was deemed too
repulsive to be permitted.
But the fight was as exciting as it
bloody. When the bull was at the
height of his raving madness, the
horseman retired, and the metador
placed in the center of the corral q
mono, or wooden man. bright painted,
with arms extended and lower part
rounded and weighted SO that when
ever knocked over it would swing back
into an upright position. The bull
took genuine satisfaction in the mono,
for it would always stand up to be hit,
and the people were almost paralyzcd
with delight as the mono bobbed up
serenely and the bull renewed his at
tacks with growing ferocity.
After few good rounds it seemed to
occur to the bull that there was some
thing queer about the thing, and when
he drew of to contemplate the havoc
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"Bluffem seems different from what
he used to-" remarked man on F
street.
In what way?"
HE was once so self-reliant and
boastful-one of the people, you know.
who seem to know it all"
''Oh! He's had that taken out of
him"
'sHow?'
''His son, aged twenty-one, is home
from college. "-Washington Star.
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Inst How Did He Like It?

could you love me, darling" he
whispered, with tender, pleading
look in his eyes, IF had only one coat
to my back?"
81 could" she replied, softly, as she
nestled in his great, strong arms, IF
knew you had sacrificed the others to
buy me a new dress" -Tid-Bits.
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Thought 1t Yves Worse.

'But, papa" walled the young wom-
an, ''you can have no idea how he loves
me. He is willing to die for me this
very minute"
"Well," said the old man, scratching
his head thoughtfully: II don't know
as have any objection to that. Twas
afraid he wanted to marry you."-Tit-
Bits.
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AsauHNfl.

They had been engaged for several
months. MY life," he whispered, one
evening. have not the qualities which
make me acceptable TO you been suffi-
GENTLY tried to satisfy you of their
genuineness?"
She hesitated only a moment.
"Yes," she answered, firmly. "A for
tune that can survive such year as
the past has been must be pretty solid.
Darling. am yours Cincinnati En-
Ouirer.
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Especial Coronado (Cal.) letter.

Especial Coronado (Cal.) letter.
With the revival of the old-time sports
and pastimes in southern California
the glamour of old Spanish days again
lowered over Coronado beach, though
the blue hills of Mexico no longer
frowned in gloomy sovereignty over q
subject land. American faces filed
the grand stand upon the Coronado
race track where the sports were to be
held. They were drawn there to see
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A Dilemma

The Lord-Miss Flypp-er, Mabel.
deah, will you marwy me?
Eyes, love-"
''Er, won't you tell me what to do
now, aw? So unexpected, you know.
Nevaw accepted before, you know, Ma
bel, and. aw, I'm somewhat at loss
how to pwOceed. Life.
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ORDER OF SALE.
State of Kansas. Ford County, IS.
James Il. Fellows,

James h. Fellows,
vs..
Gertrude Warren, formerly Gertrude Drake
By virtue of an order of sale to me directed
and delivered issued out of the 2Ith judicial
district court of the state of Kansas, sitting
in and for Ford county, in said state. l will,
on saturday, september 18th, \. ID. 1894, ut
O'Clock p. M, of said day, ut the west from.
door OF the court house, in the city of Dodge
City, in the county snd state aforesaid. offer
ut public sale and sell to the highest bidder
for cash in hand the following described real
property, to wit: Lot or block thirteen (l3
of Evans addition to Dodge City Ford coun-
ty, Kansas.
Said property to be sold as commanded by
the said order of sale.
G.. NJ. BEESON, sheriff.
Sheriff's Office, Dodge City, Kansas, Aug. 10.
1884,
First published August 10, 1884.
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She Was Tired.

We'll. may hope, then. dearest,
that at some time may have the hap
piness OF making you my wife,"
YES. hope so. I am sure" she re-
piled. I'm tired Of sning fellows for
breach of promise. TEXAS Sitting.
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A Gentle Hint.

He-If could say as mean, sarcastic
things as you can, do you know what
would do?
She expecting a complimente NO,
what?
'I'd ask the Lord to give me strength
not to."ICincinnati ENQUIRER.
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No Use for Geography.

He ran out on the fire escape" "
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Mabel Jagged fourtccn)-Ilr. Doolittle
proposed to me last night.
Florence same age)-What did you
do?
Mabel-O. merely laughed at him.
The idea OF :. twenty-four-year-old boy
talking about love!-Truth.
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A Cheerful Outlook.

Mrs. Youngwife welcoming husband
home)-Now, Duckey, I've been cook
ing all day. I've made pie and cake
and biscuit.
Duckey (cheerfully)E ''let us
eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow
we die."-Judge.
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wiz I'd RSoSA.

Adolphus- afraid I hit HIM
heuoedly hard just looked At him, !
you know, in significant way, and
said: 1.-The fools aren't all dead yet"
Arthur-And what did he say?
Adolphus-He said: mo; but You
aren't locking well, Dolly; you'd better
take care OF yourself" Wonder what
in time he wcs driving ADHESION
TRANSCRIPT
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Doubtful Praise.

Miss Mullens-I overheard Miss Will
ing say that you would make an excel
lent wife.
Miss Kildruff-That's just like her
spitefulness!
''Spitefulness? How so?'
didn't you ever hear the proverb
that the plainest women make the best
wives?"-Town Topics.
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1t Suited Him.

Nodd-My father-in-law and have
bought horse and carriage together
Todd-How do you manage about di-
viding up the expenses?
Nodd-Easy enough. he keeps the
horse and keep the carriage.-N. Y.
World
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An Exalted Calling.

Your business is that OF disrep-
utablc cheat" demonstrated the forger.
Maybe it is" replied the profession
al check raiser, but no one can deny
that it is an elevating occupation. y
Chica 70 Record.
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He Knew from Experience.

Bobbie-Mamma, if / were to run
away to sea would you feel very badly
about it?
Boobies Mother-Why, of course
would, Bobbie.
Bobbie (who has been on a YACHT
Well, don't believe you would feel
half as badly as / would after l had
been out little while-Judge.
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Making Folks Happy.

S. S. Teacher-Have you made any
one happy this week?
Little Girl-Yes'm. Mrs. Highupp
has baby, and it's a awful squally,
red-faced little brat; but wen met
Mrs. Highupp yesterday, / told her she
had the sweetest, prettiest baby l ever
saw.-Good News.
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How He Won Her.

Miss Richgirl (of Chicago)EAnd so
YOU kissed the Blarney stone at the
Columbian exposition? Ha. ha! 1t was
nothing but Chicago paving stone.
Mr.. Smartchapp-So heard at the
time. but l thought perhaps you might
have walked on it.
Then she married tirn.-N.Y.W Weekly.
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EXEMPT.

Citizen-Why don't you stop those
two men brawling on tie street? That
small one with the spcctacles began it.
Run him in
Officer Maloney-Sure. hes a repor-
tex.
Citizen-Well, the other one, then!
Officer Maloncy-And he's a saloon
keeper.-Puck.
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A Sure Thing.

Binkers-This lie insurance idea is
good enough if man dies young, but
suppose l should live thirty or forty
years longer-Id 6e terribly out of
pocket.
Agent-No danger Of that, sir. You'll
soon kill yourself working to pay the
premiums-N. Y. Weekly.
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Important Point for Johnny.

Jchnny-Don't they use bark to tan
hides with. pa?
Father-Nes. my son; but if you ask
an more questions this evening You'll
fina that slipper does just as we'll
Boston Home Journal.
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The Road to Wealth.

First Deaf Mute speaking on his
fingers)-What chance is there for you
and me in the business world. I'd like
to know?
Second Deaf Mutc-Plenty. plenty.
Let's start a barber shop.-Life.
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Requires Genius.

"Ah:'' remarked the great musician,
as he walked the floor with his howl
ing offspring il his ar.lis: 1T is much
easier To compose . ,scTand opera than q
wakeful ba by.'-l'uc,:.
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What He Would Rather Sec.

s'Self-raisin' -four" soliloquized
Farmer Sparrowgrass. after reading an
advertisements: ''self-raisin' flour may
be all right, but what I'd like to see is
some seed of self-raisin' wheat.
burgh Chronicle.
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Accommodating.

Jones Hul-lo. Handley. old boy!
Haven't seen you for an age. Come
along and have a drink.
Total Stranger turning round)-Un-
fortunately I'm not Handley. but-er-
(wistfullye might have his drink
buffalo Express.
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STATE OF KANSAS

OFFICE OF SECRETsRY OF STATE, W.
], X. 5. Osborne, secretary of state of the
state of Kansas, do hereby certify that the
foregoing is true and correct copy of the
original enrolled resolution now on file in
my Office, and that the same took effect by
publication in the statute book May Is,
1898.
IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF, have hereuntO
subscribe! my name and affixed my official
seal.
Done ut Topeka. Kansas, this 25th
'CPV/. day of July, \. ID. 1894.
w X. S. OSBORN, Necretdry Of State.
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This" groaned the wretched young
father, shifting the wide-awake baby
to the other arm and making the turn
at the northwest corner of the room for
the four hundred and fiity-seventh time,
sis one of the hardships that pass in tho
night!"- Chicago Tribune
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Hard to Understand.

There's one thing about me that
] don't understand" said Tommy,
thoughtfully, land that's why it Is
that making marks on wall paper Is
such lots of fun and making 'em In
copy books in school is such hard
work. Toronto Mail
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4 Cheerful DISPOSITION.

'Hard times hit you?" asked the
travelling man.
"Some," replied the country editor;
'but it has given me a heap to be
thankful for"
slows that?"
II don't own the paper any more.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
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Fate EeDt -In-1 apart.

First Bunco Man-it cuts me to the
heart to read an item l;l:c that.
Second Bunco Mam-N hat is it?
First Bunco Man Sacst at the
Hotel Tapioca was found suffOcated
yesterday morning. lie had blown out
the gas.-Puck.
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where is the island of Cuba sit
uatcd?" asked the teacher of small,
rather forlorn-looking boy.
Il dunno, SIR
Don't you know where your sugar
comes from?''
Eyes, sir. We borrows it from the
woman next dOOr."-Pearson's.
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Right In His Line.

Spencer-I see that Corbett has made
quite q hit in London.
Ferguson-He ought to. He is in the
hitting business--N. Y. World.
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The Dudes Presence of Mind.

SLOW did Algy get so frightfully
burned?"
''He was warming before the CRATE,
just after a bath, when his clothes
caught fire."
Didn't he jump back into the bath
tub?"
''No. He ran out on the fire escape. ="
Life.
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COMPENSATION.

Il should think 5icycle-riding would
contract the chest" said Dawson.
ut does" said Sraithers; .sbut see
what fine, full, rounded shoulders you
get. "-Once a Week.
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NOTICE.

The First National Bank, located at Dodge
City. IN tho State Of Kansas, is closing up its,
affnirs. All note holders anu Others creditor
of said Association, are therefore hereby
notified tn present the notes and other claims
against the Association for payment.
J. w. GLIB EaS, Cashier.
Dated July eth. 1884.
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At a Matrimonial Agency.

Agent have one lady twenty years
of age who has $4,000 in her own
name.
Customer-Is she good looking?
mo; but she has consumption.
Just the kind of a wife to make me
happy. Trot her out. Alex Sweet, in
Texas Siftings.
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N0f S0 Rad Etc.

Though some look down on pawnbrOkerS
And quite despise the creatures.
We must confess
Their business
Has its redeeining features.
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Very Dear.

"Old man. I'm engaged to Miss Dashe.
She's dear girl"
'Yes, she is so. She cost me about
five hundred dollars the winter was
engaged to her.-Brooklyn Life.
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The Usual WAY.

Marches, Charlie is very strong;
in fact, an athlete.
Sadie-Then you may rest assured
that you will acquire strength after
marriage, under his tuition.
Marie-How?
Sadic-Oh, bringing up coal and all
that.-Truth.
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He-Nel., here is a Chinese poodle
for You the. had - co.. around the
world for Now, is there anything else
you need to n:c,,::c yc@ happy?
She latter tlinkin;c ,ard)-Yes, Har-
~. think ] woul.; Ike a Dresden
china kennel for aim. Truth.
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On His WIZ. Docs IL.

Ii .h,. orct,y brown cottage across the ANY
Dwe;ls pc.or little Anthony Harden.
Whose health is so feeble &c fsscS al Ca.
For he hain't the strength. he Is sorry TO say
20 20 any work in the garden
Chicago Tribune
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inexperienced.

Ee-Have you ever been engaged be-
fore?
She-No, darling.
He-Then I'm afraid you will take
our engagement too seriously.-Brook-
lyn Life.
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A Strong Combination.

Newspaper Man-Eow is the theat-
rical business this season?
Travelling Manager-Fine! Crowded
houses every night! My leading man
is prize-fghter, and my leading lady
a society diyorcee.-E. V. Weekly.
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Already That Way.

Toni believe I'm becoming dull.
Fred (who means 70 be conforting)-
Nonsense It's positively absurd to
speak Of your becoming so.-Chicago
Record.
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srn,.ner I.cc-t.a-

allow do you co. arc Low do you do"
Snid the scc-suc,-or coat and the yellow shoe
And the willy hat cen dared to intrude.
And they all got together and -howdy dude!
cleveland Plain Dealer
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AMERICAN BULL FIGHT.
It Lacked All the Cruelty OF the
Mexican Sport.

A Wooden Image Took the Place Of the
Toresdor-Fine Exhibition Of Broncho
Breaking Fun at the Corona
do Race Track.
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A Swell Affair.

''Are you going to Mrs. Uppercrust's
luncheon"
eyes"
$50 am T. Let us go together, and
after it is over we will go out and get
something to eat."-N. Y. Press.
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Count Sangbleu tfiercely)-Doy you &C
cept my challenge to = duel?
Count Ripaste-Ycs.
Count Sangbleu failing on his ncck)
All, it is well! Honor is satisfied.
Let us be friends.-Chicago Record.
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Tearn.

Tears more effective arc than words
From many n Ewes daughter,
Which shows that oftentimes tho wind
Less powerful Is than water.
-JudeA
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FoR SAILOR will trade for COWS. Lot
No. l. Block 81. Address this office.
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He-What is your favorite air?
She = Millionaire. - Detroit Free
Pfeaa
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PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO TIE
CONSTITUTION.


- -, j.. a.
Substitute Tor senate JOINT RESOLUTIONS
Nos. I and 2.
Re 1t reso'red 6y the !rg'stdssre o. me sac o. Adn.
sds; f'ro-hrds o. Me MEMOIRS ekCtcd 10 edcn
house thereof, eoncwrr'ng Mere's.
SECTION / The following proposition to
sas is hereby submitted to the Qualified
electors of the state for their approval. or
rejection namely: That section one article
live of the constitution of the state If Kan
sas be amended SO that the same sbsjl read
as follows: section /. Every person of the
age OF 81 years and upwards belonging to
the following classes, who shall have resided
. ~ ManSas SIX montns next preceding any
~ "uu ~ ZIG .owhshp or waru IN
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Her View of 1t.

"You live opposite the Vanasters,
believe, Mrs. knickerbock." said Mrs.
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isroci1e.i cat.

Enterpr;sing n-u,,-.,-,is:-Here's card,
madam. Each tins you buy some
thing I'll punch it. When two dollars
are punched you g: five soda water
tickets free.
Madam-That's fle idea. I'll take
two dollars worth o: postage stamps
uow.-Leslie's Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-08-31
KNOCKED OUT ~ ONE ROUND.

Setter-Hello, DuEv. what's the mat
ter? Toothache?
BuIldog-Naw. Tried to bite a Chi
cago drrmmer's checl.-Judge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-08-31

He-Why is the cook leaving US:
She-Because, she said, ''she could
make more money lecturing on Woman
Suffrage. ILLUSTRATED American.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-08-31

CumsO.
NO" replied -irs. Knickerbock
stiffly. ''The Vanasters live opposite
me."-Judge.