Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-11-26
TAKING HI8 UNCLE AROUND.
4 Kindly N,,Hl,cw Is Bothered by the old
 Man In n store.

Therc aro sumo old men living who have not sccn all tho sights Uf the city. Now and then one cou,s in who is counter part of Joshua Whitcumh. Such n one was here last week. He has lived nearly 70 years not far from Wisconsin town which is wishin two hours ride of Chica- go. He has nephew hCTC who took him around for two days. and the nephew is enjoying himself relating some of the an- tics uf his Badger uncle.
 We took un elevator" said tho nephew, lin one Uf IhC rr;ail dry goods houses, and wi:ilc the Ill..u in charge was waiting for others Iu s-ct in ny uncle said tu him: Hurry mp now. Ii you're going to wait for a load. we'll s-ct out and walk Just ns the car started LC said to tho man: Don't let gn the ropC. reckon I could jump oI;t and beat 1t down. but I'd like to enjoy the full ride if it's the same tu you We reached the third floor, and the man called out: 'Third floor. Ladies cor sets. uudvrWCar. silk skirts. hosiery and
 patterns Sop CT called out my uncle. and turuiU, tu me he sad: Come on. Jim. T!iS iS whcrC I w..;it to lanu.' and n We V,, Tr 'Lving the car Lc said to the
 man in charge: Jest hold your horses hcrH fnr "a few minutes till We come back. Now, don't run away. cause l want tO g0 down to tl!v rH-f when get on again
 We Wen sonn in the midst of ;hC young Sal,-ladjcS "f the department. My
 uncle. after locking about fUr a moment. remarked in a VyrtrcIly honest way: l Gucs~ you are all 'rl hans or widdCrs may bC. S>, i'm. that yUu rc all d-,rS>Cd in black. guc-~ th" Che, I'll hCrC l. prctty good tC give you jul-. I'm awfully sorry for the lot Ot yuu. and if you ever get away Sun days and CIu E"'n" cut 10 - I'll mCci you and take you out tO the farm and give | I sn1.a would hc powerful glad to have you Jim, hCTC, iS my n, phCw; lives her" in C go. Reckon you Ill know Jim. ley. Iir..-
 ''Thc situation was Ulul,a.: ing. and pulled him 3wIy. The young women ] Wen blUshin.; and laughing. As We pass | cd out he SAW Uut' uG th,SV ugly Chinese ! gods in the tyI department. Before
 could stop Iry uncle hC had hit the idol in , the fuCy With It's sluuCh hat. kicked at il | and then ssIid tu IuC: ~Iy. Jim. If your 1 -\uut li;t~y had that OUt la tho farm she'd u-,' ii for a lvv gum. I wonder
 what they'll lvt II ga iur.' I tugcC'i at hi. Clhnw until l gut him away. We wCTI l then in sight uf a descending elevator | He brokr fr'm my clutch. and making
 dash for tho ear he called hack tn me | Como on. Jim I'll hold her till yuJI gel | nhCHrl. and when I raCh"sl th" car h, ] had a held like a \ j-,' u:l the cable. Whil, 1 the '"huuE''! Nsi~ 't''""' d mex Tn ih' 1 corner. kCvV lvgCE, or III brain yOu. ull ! unClC wa~ >Ivj"-: tn tLp conductor.
 know what Inn dvinr. Say. Jim. l:rll
 the ropH m!uuIy till spit on my hands
 and than I'll run h,g ;N tho collar
 l By 'hc time lv To :, 1~vd he ruT,' l hl' ! him iu ;l,' e, rflvr W B, rC 1 hrld him uls'i | w. Tolri., L '!., tr-; :luur. ."l LIrl ",.
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 kunw E...:!.. $. s>I~ hem wha; mius.tt. lu
 would I,.. .. aNay and Causc me lroul lr
 He i< vu.',f t'... ls--t old men that cv,
 livcd. but lG.il.- [" i-o if half c,sck,~i a i nnythiUi; tlI; i> novel. '-ChicIgO Herald