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Springfield uno nmgegeno,


Sn S1leubers ubrma4ersei9aft pers
ben bic beiten unb suuerldiiiSiten @e.
paraturarbeiten beiorst.
\. 6. Treberidien hat iein @obnbaus
an Grau gliiabetb Matter pon Nortb
Star perfauit unb siebt nod Garibault.
Sdlider&s 9mars baben bas S@neis
ber'ide @ebdube serentet uno ,perben
nd@ite Wode einen Saloon in bemiels
ben er0iinen.
SRI. Bertha Sdaumbers unb Sulius
i. S1wanbt merben am Mittmo9 ben
2. Mai in Der Wobnuns Der Gltern Der
Braut nabe vSanborn bas gbeblnbniB
|i@lieBen.
Nrbeiter baben bieie Wo9e %besonnen,
al Der bieiisen tatboliden Stride ger>
dnberunsen uor3unebmen; elm neuer
Iburm lou sebaut unb bas Snnere Der
&irde sriinbli@ renopirt .perben.
WerseBt nidt Der Ebeaterporneuuns
Der 8oumann Grippe am Treitas Nbenb
i'm Operns9auie beisumobnen. Der
@olbbauer" lit Elm ausse5eidnetes Gbea=
teritid unb idmmtli4e Mitmirtenbea
iinb S@auipieler eriten @anses. Re-
ierpirte Site iinb in @ei9deS Npotbete
81 e%rlansen.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1894-05-03

Gin 9abil@tiser ma@t ii@ ielbit arm.
unb eleno;aus Tur@t in 3utunft einmal
Notb leioen gu mii1en, leibet er INNER
Notb unb binterldBt ieinen la9enben
Grben bic griparniiIe ieiner Dummbeit.
Gin 0eri9menber 1T Oh ieiner Rur3ii@>
tisteit nod gu b%ebauern, fir einen Sab
il9tisen tann man aber Bios 8era@>
tuns baben.
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8 a s neueite auf Dem @ebiete ber
@be 1T cine 9eiratb auf Strobe. go
Eat es uenisitens Elm Paar in Rentudp
bel4loHen. @efdut i6nen bic @ei@i@te
ni9t, 10 tann ii@ ems ober bas anbere
mad einem Sabr obne Weiteres juriids
3ieben. Die Sa@e bat ibre prattii4e
Seite unb birfte Na@abmer fnben.
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Sprinsfieb, !. Mai.

."#" 0VO" "
German Noba4 labt iein Wobnbaus
nit einem ~3ueiten Stodwert perieben.
Jertise Gnabens unb Rinbertleiber in
rei@er Muswabl I'M Store BON Wolf
S1mib.
Die QanonraBen in bieiiser @esenb
iinb bur4 bic anbaltenben &esensaGe
abermals taft unpaiiirbar semoroen.
Trau $. 8. S1lenber, melde cine
Mo&e lang bel ibre gltern in Mem lllm
auf Beiu9 perme,lte, tebrte AM Mon>
tag surld.
BANTER Moe 1T nit einem @beumas
tismussMnfal bebaftet; es i4eint als
Oh Bicpclefabrten mitunter rbeumatii9e
2eioen i'm @efolse baben.
Sin 9err aus ben, Often mar bieier
Gage bier bei@dftist, bic bieiisen Sc.
i@dftsleute gum Mnseisen ibrer 81.
l9dfte Sur4 elm write up" 81 beue:
gen.
- .r.e.H. .s...
Gin @eipann Bferbe uurbe lest.
Mo4e aus benz QeibltaQ BON Gbas.
Gent seitobleu ;oQiielbe ,uurbe am Sams=
tag tn Der Ndbe uon Sadion in bieiem
Staat al einem Baum sebunoen aufses
funben. Der Dieb aber bis iett nod ni9t
ernlittelt.
Garl Miqer uno 9enrp StoQ, unle>
re M~Sbelbanbler, baben ibre @eiddfte
an 9enrp Barnte ausuertauit, wel@er
bieielben in ieinen Bridblod pereint bat
unb munmebr elm 10 gut aus9eitattetes
Mobel9eidaft beiitt, wie es i'm gam
gen iibmeitli3en Minneiota ni9t better
9efunben rperben tann.
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&ammere Did ni@t UNI iebes Barren
Gritit unb idIe@te Meinuns, benn Ct
c%ritiiirt unb beurtbeilt Did mad benz,
mas unb ME er 1T. Die 0ffentli@e
Meinuns basesen lei Du beilis, menn
lie re@t unb sere3t 1T.
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Des Mannes llnslid tommt meiitens
baber, baB Ct @r0Beres anitrebt, als Ct
errei9en Tam, unb baB er oft MQes OPP
fert, elm s%etrdumtes Slid gu eriasen,
UNI i9lieBli@ aus~3uinoen, baB Ct @laus
Re, 2iebe unb 6offnuns, Gbrli4teit unb
Ereue fur elm Pbantaiiesebilb seopfert
bat.
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vNi@ ,pobr, Ontel, ID be latt Trit,
,tpenn gu NAL bob blimit, benn trieg it
Omen &opp?" - r8at Grit, 1poriim
ben grade miaen &opp?" - vSa, Va>
Der iesst, Du barrit 70 srote &oiinen
borin!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1894-05-03

Semi: @mib 9ape in Gtborn fabric
cirt MI iierne &eselfuselm. Tioi:
Denn mot be &eseIiunsens moQ BON
@nieber Dome ut Mannbeim tu9elii@e>
re pan3er triesen, anners tunn man ie
uoq bob imteten.
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g. aIaubt's a u d.

@bef 0u feinem Mdocie): v@ir milf
fen unieren @eiienben entlaiien, er bat
allen u~nieren &rnben er3dblt, i'd mar
elm @iel!"- Niiocie: r9ta, i'd merbe
nadber nit linn ipre@en unb ibm bitten,
1ol@e @ei@dftssebeimniie funft,s ni4t
aus;uplaubern!"
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WiQit Du Semanb ermiiben, 10 iase
Jpn Nues mas Du ~eiBt; uer aber CUR
re@tem 3eit 3u i&weisen weiB, mirb ims
mer Elm interefianter unb sewani4ter
@ait bleiben.
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6 rriere

Meper: ,9aben Sic sebOrt, Gobn
bat nit 100, 900 Mart Bleite sen,a@t!"
9eup: r@ott Der @ere@te! llno babel
Fat Der Mann Dor pier Sabren nit ni@ts
ansefansen!"
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g bred d.

0ereinsbame: vSn Der S%trafanitalt
sebt es mobl iebr itrens 5u?"- Gnt>
la1iene @%efansene: v4@, sndbise 6rau,
ba iinb iosar bic 9anbtii@er nit &ettens
fi@en 9enabt!"
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Ger Raiier fam ii@ ni9t ertdls
ten, benn Ct iibt INNER i'm !3u9. 80
lautet Der neueite Berliner Wit.
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vMber id besreife ni@t. Minna, mas
bieler 9ermann eisentlid Mn5iebenbss
fir Di9 baben tamil" - M,nna: Gin
9erswert, liebe gm,na!"
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Werbet ni9t bSie aber Das. mas
3eitunssi4reiber iber gu4 iasen uno
ieib ibnen bantbar iiir MQes. mas lie
ni@t iiber gu@ iasen.
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" y.

&i9ter: rDer3euse fanbSie in einem
TaB ueritedt; ba batten sic bod semib
teine suten Mbii@ten?" ~ Nnsetlaster:
vDas TaB mar ia leer, Ser @i@ter!"
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Mie es ieIten Compliments siebt OBJ
ne Yisen, 10 finben f@ aud islten
@robbeiten obne alle Wabrbeit.
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6 i @eiberfeinb b.

vWarum nennt ma ben Mufentbalt
ber erfen Menl@en P~arabies?" -
@eil nur cine Trau barin mari"
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ll~nwi0enbeit unbNfienliebe Der gttern
ilnb bic i@limmiten Geinbe Der Rinber.
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De Marrentapp Iisst M inn Raien,
bod N~arrensSpp bobt niemals raiten.
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AN ASSORTMENT OF PEOPLE.

Mrs. QUANrRE.L. the mother Of the
famous guerrilla of that name. resides
1t Canal Dover. where her son was
born.
MISS MABEL. RANDOLPH, the first
woman to hold the position, has just
taken her place as official stenographer
Of the New York senate.
In Kentucky there is but one woman
who has authority to oficiate at a
wedding in a clerical capacity. Her
name is Munns. and she is licensed
Baptist preacher.
DR.. LIVINGSTON. Of Bennettsville,
N. Y, has built up an extensive prac-
tice, Notwithstanding that he had been
deaf and dumb mute from the age Of
.hree years up to three years ago.
SUSAN MILLER conducts wholly with
out any assistance one of the most
prosperous farms in Barton county.
Kan. She is Of splendid stature.
standing over six feet in height. and
Is decidedly mannish.
For the third time Thomas Courtney
and Rebecca F. Stivers, Of Montgom-
cry county, Ind. are man and wife.
The first marriage occurred two years
ago. and since that time they have
been twice divorced.
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nv q, mpanion was as friendless a man

nv c. ,npanion was as friendless q man
as was myself. Presently, however.
l found that he had many acquaint
ances. and those in most different
classes of society. There was one lit
tie, sallow. rat-faced. dark-eyed fellow
who was introduced to me as Mr.. Les
trade, and who came three or four
times in single week. One morning
young girl called. fashionably
dressed, and stayed for half an hour or
more. The same afternoon brought a
gray-headed. seedy visitor. looking like
Jew peddler, who appeared to me to be
much excited, and who was closely fol-
lowed by slip-shod elderly woman.
On another occasion an old white
haired gentleman had an interview
with nv companion; and on another a
railway porter in his velveteen uni
form. When any of these nondescript
individuals put in an appearance, Sher-
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EAYONET POINTS.

SENTRY-"Who goes there?" Weary
wilkins =" Nobody" Sentry "Ad-
vance. nobody. and give the counter
sign"
IT is all right, sometimes, for ship
to take in a reef at sea. But the old
Kearsarge took in one too many.
II WONDER what old Gen. Y. can see
in that odiously made-up Miss W?''
1.-THE old war horse likes the smell of
powder, fancy"
Mrs. CAPT. SMITH-"And you think
any soldier can be fearless?" Col.
Stoton-"Yes: all he has to do is to
keep out O. danjah, madam"
"Do you want to know how to tell
which is your left foot so you won't
make any more mistakes?" asked the
corporal of a member of the Seventh
regiment squad which he was drilling.
EYES," was the reply. I'D like to
know very much" "Well, don't move
your right foot. The other one is you,
left ot"-Chicago Army Magazine.
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practical that depend upon them for
NV bread and cheese"

practical that depend upon them for
my bread and cheese"
And how?" l asked, involuntarily.
well, l have a trade of my own. I
suppose / am the only one in the world.
I'm a consulting detective, if you can
understand what that is. Here in Lon
don we have lots of government detec-
tives and lots of private ones. When
these fellows are at fault they come to
me, and manage to put them on the
right scent. They lay all the evidence
before me. and am generally able, by
the help of my knowledge of the his
tory of crime, to set them straight.
There is strong family resemblance
about misdeeds. and if you have all the
details of thousand at your finger
ends. it is odd if you can't unravel the
thousand and first. Lestrade is we'll
known detective. He got himself into
a fog recently over a forgery case, and
that was what brought him here"
'sAnd these other people,"
"They are mostly sent out by private
INQUIRY agencies. They are all people
who are in trouble about something,
and want a little enlighteping. l
listen to their story, they listen to my
comments, and then pocket my fee. )"
But do you mean to say" l said,
THAT without leaving your room you
can unravel some knot which other
men can make nothing of. although
thew have seen every detail for them
selves?"
s.Ouite so. have kind of intui-
ton that way. Now and again case
turns up which is little more COM
plex. Then have to hustle about and
see things with my own eyes. You
see, have lot of special knowledge
which l apply to the problem, and
which facilitates matters wonderfully.
Those rules of deduction laid down in
that article which aroused your scorn
are invaluable to me in practical work.
Observation with me is second nature.
You appeared to be surprised when /
told you, on our first meeting, that you
had come from Afghanistan."
s.You were told, no doubt.
Nothing of the sort. l knew You
came from Afghanistan. From long
habit the train of thought ran so swift
ly through my mind that l arrived at
the conclusion without being conscious
of intermediate steps. There were
such steps, however. The train OF
reasoning ran: Here is gentleman
of medical type, but with the air OF
military man. Clearly an army doc
tor, then. He has just come from the
tropics. for his face is Clark. and that
is not the natural tint of his skin. for
his wrists are fair. He has undergone
hardship ard sickness, as his haggard
face says clearly. His left arm has
been injured. He holds it in a stiff
and unnatural manner. Where in the
tropics could an English army doctor
have ssen much hardship and got his
arm wounded? Clearly in Afghanis
tam The whole train of thought did
not occupy second. then remarked
that You came from Afghanistan, and
Won were astonished."
1T is simple enough as you explain
it," l said, smiling. You remind me
of Edgar Allan Poe's 'Dupin.' I had
no idea that such individuals did exist
outside of stories"
| rTO BE CONTINUED.
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IN EUROPEAN CITIES.

ST. CR1sPIN's DAY, October 25, Is still
celebrated in France, when all the
shoemakers, cobblers and saddlers at
tend the religious services.
ONE of the last bills introduced into
parliament was aimed at the London
organ grinder. 1t proposed to tax him
and to limit his hours of music max
ing.
EVERY Flemish town has a square
called the "egg market" where on
certain days the country people resort
and offer their produce to the inhab-
itants.
The various places in London called
Crosses were erected by Edward I. to
mark the resting places of the body of
his queen. Eleanor. on itsway to West
minister for interment. Charing Cross
was the last resting place.
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That, of all known agents to accomplish
this purpose, Dr. Pierces Pleasant Pellets am
unequaled, is proven by the fact that once
used, they are always an faro': Their SEQ
ondary effect 5 to keep the bowels open and
regular, not to further constipate, as IS the
case with other pills Hence, their great
popularity with sufferers from habitual con.
stipation, piles, and indigestion.
The Pleasant Pellets " are far more effec
tive in arousing the liver to action than "blus
pills." calomel, or other mercurial prepare,
lions, and have the further merit Of being
purely vegetable and perfectly harmless in
any condition of the system no particular
care is required while using them.
Composed Of the choicest, concentrated
vegetable extracts, their cost IS much more
than is that of other pills found in the mar.
ket, yet from forty to forty pellets"
are put up in each sealed glass vial, as sold
through druggists, and can be had at the price
Of the moro ordinary and cheaper made pills.
Dr. Pierce prides himself on having been
first to introduce a Little Liver Pill TO the
American people. Many have initiated them,
but none have approached his IS Pleasant Pei.
lets " in excellence.
For ali laxative and cathartic purposes
the Is Pleasant Pellets" are infinite ely supe-
rior to all mineral waters" sedlitz pow.
,lers. "salts," castor oil. fruit syrups $50
called. laxative teas" and the many other
purgative compounds sold in various forms.
Put up in glass walls, sealed, therefore
always fresh and reliable. One little " Pei
let is laxative. two gently cathartic.
As dinner pill" to promote digestion.
take one each day after dinner. To relieve
distress from over-eating. nothing equals
them. They are tiny. segregated. anti
bilious granules, scarcely larger than mus
tard seeds Every child wants them.
Then, after they are taken, instead Of dis.
turbing and shocking the system, they act In
a mild and natural way. There IS no TO
action af:erward. Their help lasts
Accept no substitute recommended to b
+" just as good" They may be better for tAs
dealer, because Of paying him bee1sr pro6k
but be b not the one who Hssds help
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GEMS OF THOUGHT.

THIS poor one thing ] do-instead OF
repining at it's lowness or its hardness,
I will make it glorious by my supreme
LOYALTY to its demand.-Gannett-
ONLY from the solid ground Of some
clear creed have men done good, strong
work in the world. Only out Of GER
tainty comes power.-Phillips Brooks.
Do NOT drudge like a galley slave,
nor do business in such a laborious
manner, as if you had mind to be
pitied or wondered at-Marcus Au'
relius.
SOME persons follow the dictates OF
their conscience only in the same sense
in which q coachman may be said to
follow the horses which he is driving.
-Whateley.
WE do not like our friends the worse
because they sometimes give us the OPP
portunity to rail at them heartily.
Their faults reconcile us to their vir'
tueS-HaZlitt
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ACKNOWLEDGING HIS ERROR.

A Serio-Comic Anecdote of Sheridan's
EetOld.
remember to have heard or read
somewhere serio-comic anecdote re-
lated by Sheridan, which is well worth
repeating.
An Irish officer, who had served in
Malta, and also in the Indies, was very
fond. at table, of relating his adven-
lures and telling Of the wonderful
things he had seen. Sometimes he
might get things little mixed, but
his intent was to tell nothing hut the
truth. One day, at a public dinner. he
was expatiating on the luxurious living
at Malta, and spoke particularly Of the
excellent quality of the anchovies. He
had never seen any like them any
where else. And, then, how freely
they grew there! He told of a grove
of them which he had seen growing
in the governors garden upon the
esplanade.
A gentleman present disputed the
statement that anchOvies grew on
trees. The Irishman reaffirmed it
most emphatically. The wine was
flowing and the lie passed. A chal-
lenge was given and accepted. On the
following day the parties met, at
tended by their seconds. At the first
fire the Irishman's shot took effect in
his opponents thigh. the ball hitting
the bone and causing such shock
that the latter fell upon his back, and
in such pain that he kicked his heels
vigorously.
~ faith. major" said our hero's sec
ond, you've hit your man. but l think
not dangerously, for see what lively
capers he is cutting"
''Capers! cdpers." exclaimed the Irish
man. with start. ''Oh, by the pow
ers, what have I done? Bad luck to
me forever for such a dreadful mis-
taker' And Fastening to the side OF
his antagonist. who had b A,n raised to
sitting posture. he grasped his hand,
gushing forth as he did so:
''My dear friend, 1 hope you amt
killed; and if I've harmed you serious
" I'll ask your pardon forever; for l
made a murderin' mistake! 1t was
capers that I saw growing upon the
trees ct Malta, and not anchOvies at
| all!"-E. Y. Ledger.
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THE SILENT BATTLE.

Shall tell you about the battle
That was fought in the world to-day,
Where thousands went down like heroes
To death in the pitiless Fray
You may know some OF the wounded
And some Of the fallen when
I tell you this wonaerful battle
Was fought in the hearts OF men
Not with the sounding of trumpets,
Nor clashing of sabers drawn.
But, silent as twilight in autumn.
All Gay the fight went on.
And over against temptation
A mothers prayers were cast
That had come by silent marches
From the lullaby land Of the past
And over the field OF battle
The force of ambition went.
Driving before it, like arrows
The children of sweet content
And memories odd and olden
Came up through the dust o! years,
And hopes that were glad and golden
Were met by a host Of fears
And the heart grew worn and weary
And said: .-Oh. can il be
That am worth the struggle
You are making to-day for ne"'
For the heart itself was the trophy
And prize of this wayering fight!
And tell me, o gentle reader.
Who camps on the field tonight?
ALFRED Ellison. in Chicago Record
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chair of an evening he would close his
eyes and scrape carelessly at the fiddle
which was thrown across his knee.
Sometimes the chords were sonor-
Gus and melancholy. Occasionally they
were fantastic and cheerful. Clearly
they reflected the thoughts which
possessed him, but whether the music
aided those thoughts. or whether the
playing was. simply the result OF .
within or fancy was more than l could
determine. I might have rebelled
against these exasperating solos had it
not been that he usually terminated
them by playing in quick succession =
whole series of my favorite airs as .
slight compensation for the trial upon
my patience.
During the first week or so we had no
callers, and had begun to think that
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&ZH MA3@z

Assist nature q little now and then with n
eentle laxative, or. if need be. with O more
searching and cleansing cathartic. thereby
removing offending matter from the stom-
ach and bowels. and tcaing up and inviyo-
rating the liver and Quickening its carsiy
action, and you thereby remove the cause
Of q multitude of distressing diseases. such
as headaches, indigestion. bilioasnsss. skin
diseases, boils, carbuncles, piles. feve,'s md
maladies too numerous to mentio'L
II people would pay more attentioi: to
properly regulating the action OF thAiT bow
-. they would have less frequent occasion
10 cal Tor their doctogs' services to subdur
o1aocRs q daneero0s dia.a0&
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EAS7gYp!|Yl 3
N!M'!!! yS@llR]f1E[;E':
CHAPTER I.-CoSTINUED.
by A. CONAN DOYLE.

''Oh! a mystery, is it?" cried. rub
bling my hands. This is very piquant.
l am much obliged to you for bringing
us together. The proper study of
mankind is man. you know"
"You must study him, them" SIAM
ford said, as he babe me good-by.
you'll find him knotty problem,
though. I'll wager he learns more
about you than you about him. Good
by"
"Good-by," answered, and strolled
on to my hotel, considerably inter
ested in my new acquaintance.
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The subject Of the above portrait is a
prominent and much respected citizen, Mr..
Robert Manson, Of West Rye, n. n. Where
Mr.. Manson Is known "his word is as good
as his bond" In a recent letter to DIR. R. Y.
Pierce, Chief Consulting Physician to the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buff
Galo, n. Y, Mr.. Manson says:
"Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
oest pills ever took for the liver. All my
friends say they do them the most good"
This opinion is shared by every one who
once tries these tiny, little sugar coated pills.
which are to be found in all medicine stores.
The q. 8. Inspector of immigration at Buff
falo, n. Y, writes of them as follows:
"From early childhood I have suffered
from sluggish liver, with all the disorders
accompanying such a condition. Doctors
prescriptions and patent medicines have
used in abundance they only afforded tenn
porary relief was recommended to try
DR.. Pierces Pleasant Pellets. l did so, tax
ing two at night and one after dinner every
day for two weeks l have reduced the dose
70 one Pellet every day for two months.
have in six months increased IN solid flesh
t,centy-t,co pounds. l am in better health
than have been since childhood Drowsi-
ness and unpleasant feelings after meals have
cumpletelV disappeared"
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Hicks lin the graveyard, reading tomb
stone, Sacred to the memory of Thomas
Slendermind." Wicks-"Yes: isn't it RI
diculous, Slendermind was the most for
getful fellow that ever lived. "-Boston
Transcript.
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Hh Advice.

Young Man-Doctor, have no np-
petite.
Doctor-Then why don't you marry
the girl?-Life.
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A DissdvantA4e.

'Arc we to have the electric lights
in the house this winter, papa?' asked
sweet Evelyn of her doting father.
''Yes. my child"
I'm sorry. papa!
"Why. my lOve?'
Because. papa. dear. they won't
turn down.".Detroit Free Press.
The Globe-republican., 1894-04-13
Sure.

Araminta-What is it. do you sup
pose. that keeps the moon in place and
prevents it from falling?
Cholly-I think it must be the beams
Truth.
The Globe-republican., 1894-04-13
Sciatica and the Piles Adds to
the Sufferers Misery
Four Bottles Of Moods Sarsaparilla
Effects a Wonderful Cure.
HoodS';s;:;'sHC Cures

the bowels and the worst he ever saw. He re-
fused to perform an operation Four bottles OF
Hoods Sarsaparilla not only relieved. but
cured. both the piles and rheumatism"
JAMES r. BOND, 200 West Norris Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
The Globe-republican., 1894-04-13

Hoods Pills cure liver ills, constipation,
biliousness. jaundice, sick headache indigestion