The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-21


II wore a young man from Will
and ha to SEQ her four nights Ia q
week. would board over there.
II I were Society Editor" and
went to New Castle. would have n
little Birdie to meet me and not get
lost.
II were an edltorI would be afraid
that mules father would klclS me to
death. Wouldn't you. Charlie2
1 IfIwere Collector Townsend would
place Gray Cuckoo" for weather
vane on tho Federal building.
( II / were about to p;lss my examine
ltion for admission to the bar would
have my Sign already painted so that
| could hang 1t out when | did past l
would. Wouldn't you, SamY
II vera the grand army posts In
tn city l would celebrate Washing
toms birthday.
II 1 were light reporter I would
wear storm overcoat to keep from
being blown away.
II | wanted to have prizo fight up
to the Stannard l would not cause ex-
cltement on tho street. 1 would go
at 1t quietly.
! II were George III, I would feel
Iprold that defeated George L.
l(Townsend and Gray.)
1 Ii were the Democrats l would put
singing birds on tho free list-all the
IDickoy birds are dead.
/ ii were fireman I'd attend the re.
,ception OF the Washington Compan y
Tonight.
! II we're reporter would not
state that the iiremen were ut prize
light II they were not.
Il a lt-..
men were at u prize fight I'D say 80.
III ] were City solicitor | would
} make the person who swore out Il
/ warrant for anothers arrest provo the
charge. Would not let him with
draw 1t. e."#1
II were butcher | would have
SHOW beef every day In the year on
my stall.
II were tho residents of certain
parts or the city would complain to
: Chief Dolan and Gauss another raid To
: DO made on the houses of i'll .repute.
; III were an lrishman | would vote
Tor Iolnan at the sneritf'5 nomination
lin June.
: IL were young man would not
ifbe dead in love" with girl here and
, another at Iorklyn
II | were reporter | would go out
~ 'NuhbOh w hilIo up luc Ais III
school
n / were going to publish u religious
, paper Mt Newport would tell the SO.
'cular press.
III were an lrishman | would 20
SEQ VDonovan hossa whom he Is In
tho city. .--
II wore the big fourI would not
let George L.. turn us down.
II were a politician | would get
all oflthe money out OF 1t that was pos
slble ..... .-- ~.
II was man about town | would
7 a lways wear good clothes; clothes IN
= numerous cases are all that makes
tho man.
II | hsld an office would want Il
be elected for line,
8 II ] wanted to eat ol.marga1ine
whose business would II be-
Ii owned II dog and was offered
$500 for 1t, You could haye it
: il ! were II lawyer | would like tC
} have seat on tho Supreme bench
II were young lady and wanted
to 30 to New Castle | would not wall
o to sixteenth and Market streets tC
/ take the train. ..
II II were a Levy Courtman woul,
q try to facilitate business before tina
d august body.
s VI were pAtrolman ] would moi
!. sleep on my beat ! would lelye tina
Il to some other "hnat."
II were applying to the Street ant
sewer Com mission for a Job Oh thl
streets | would lie sure i was not ,
property owner out of work before
naking application,
II We're u handsome young lady
would lot tie dogs air themselves.
II were Chief of Police and any
body talked OF blood money | woulC
show Them tho bill Of complaint
II wero a detective | would keeI
my wehther eye open for priz3 fights
and lighters.
II were II Drexel do you think
would be scrlbblinE what would dc
Tor the columns OF any daily paper?
II wero afflicted with dyspepsia
wouldn't take every quack medicine
3 offered for sale