The morning call., 1894-04-10
SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

The story that Miss Bunch Of Tuscola H.,
has been elected Superintendent Of Schools of
that town and that she gave away roses at the
polls seems too good to be true. The name may
have suggested the roses. Whether true or In
vented, the tale Is meant for an alegory, fore
tokenng the fowery paths of politics to be trod-
den by the feet OF women.-New York sun.
The sixteen handsome young women from
the mills OF New England who are visiting
Washington to protest against tinkering with
the protective tariff have driven the free-traders
eff In confusion. They dare not listen to the
arguments OF the New England factory girls.
They dare not face the truth.-New York Mail
and Express.
Justice Lyon SAYS that the justice shops are
as dear to the common people as anything on
earth. They are, they are, though nor, perhaps,
In the sense that Mr.. Lyon means II. They are
frightfully dear. The proletaire who gets into
one Is lucky II he escapes with the shirt on his
back.-Chcago Herald.
General Frye OF Texas declares that he Will
lead his army of 1000 to join Colonel Coxey's
forces II he Is killed IN the attempt As the
people Of the Southwest are thoroughly aroused
1t may become necessary TO "take home Frye
In box."-Chicago Times.
William Waldorf Astor is Issuing such a
trumpet blast to arouse the English against the
Irish that people who read Macaulay are ex-
pecting to hear him inquire: snow. will you
dare to follow il Astor leads he way ?"-St.
Louis Republic.
Then, again, in recognition of the great
progress made by Amer lean women In The fine
arts. the National Academy Of Design, has just
awarded them, outside of their special prize,
two or the four others at Its disposal-New
York Herald.
In the opinion Of Jesse Seligman the appli-
cation for receiver for the Edison Phonograph
Company would be one of the most valuable OF
the Edsoniau inventions from pecunary
point of view If 1t were granted.-New York Re-
corder.
Senator Brice is said to expend $150,00 a
year in dispensing hospitality at his Washing
ton home. The Senator acquired extravaganr
habits few years ago during meeting OF the
Ohio Legisature.-St Louis Globe-Democrat.
No complaint lies against Governor Tillman.
He is doing as we'll as he knows how. The
fault is cnargeable to the people OF South Car
olina, who stupidity ordered the passage OF an
ldiotic law.-St Louis Post-Dispatch.
Russell Sage Is perfectly able to relieve him.
self OF S25 1000, but it is doubtful II there is a
prison living VINO VIII equlrm mOr6 Dy tD6
operation. He would much prefer to have his
teeth pulled.-Boston Herald.
The kissing of the two Emperors at Abbazia
is understood TO be a delicate preparation to
enduring friendly hug from the Russian bear.
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Thomas Edison thinks that "sleepis waste
OF time." This will not tend to Increase his
popularity in st. Louis and Philadelphia.-Ch
cago Inter Ocean.
He's quick enough 10 make motions other
wise. but Reed moves slowly when ordered 10
take his seat according to rule.-PhIladelphia
Times.
II the North Pole is ever discovered the
world will at last have province for Governor
Waite 10 govern in perpetuity. = Chicago
Record.
The Government of Hawaii Is hardly proyis-
ional enough TO provide Queen Liliuokalani
with 100000 Observation-Disclosures News.
II man is sane enough to deliberately plan
assassination be is sane enough to hang. So
ciey must be protected.-ElginQ Qll.) News.
wise measure for dry-goods men to adopt
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