Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1894-08-17

oUiuch d AI0o 6llVoC aRlGhGOf VINO was
disturbing the peace from a lecture plat
form, after which it had to be carried to
the hospital in an ambulance. Nj. HoA-
man and the free silver orator have re-
covered, and the lightning is in a critical
condition.
l saw two men at the train this morn
ing who convinced me that congress
should by all means avoid any delay in
passing the anti anarchist measure.
From their general appearances, they
were natives of Europe, on an outing in
this country at the special request and
instance Of the government of their ma.
tivity. Each n Of them wore a set OF
flaming red whiskers-the only flourish
ing vegetable growths 1 have seer this
summer, and the feet of one Of them
were so large that he had to walk out
into the vacant square next to the Sheri-
dan house to turn around. I did not
notice any gaspipe, but from the healthy
odor which accompanied the pair when
they stepped out on the depot platform,
1 am sure they had some, and that it had
sprung a leak. One of them glanced oc.
%casionally at a small, silver watch,
slightly larger than an ordinary tomato
can, which daneled at the end of a chain
of braided wienerwursts, and finally he
wound it up with a section of limburger
cheese, which was so powerful it bored
holes in the atmosphere.
Geo. M. Pullman has returned to his
principally ear Chicago. Promptly at
10 o'clock in the forenoon, a blare of
trumpets resounded at the massive gates
which afford entrance to Mr.. Pullman's
little world, and they swung wide open,
while the duoal carriage passed through.
Mr.. Pullman proceeded at once to the
royal palace, where he breakfasted on a
light repast of canary livers and poached
pigeons eggs, and passed the time until
noon in figuring up the value of the 800
gold pieces, inlaid in his grand piano.
At IL o'clock devotional services we're
held, in which the entire force of work.
men participated, and after the singing
of the to deum, during which Mr.. Pull
man made a series of rapid mental calcu-
latlons as to the extent of his contribu-
tons to charity, large crooks of clear
water we're brought out, and the spark
ling liquid dispensed with a lavish hand
by Vice President Wickes to the assem-
bled workmen, as a token of the COM
pany's appreciation of their faithful SER
vices.
Almost a panic was created in the
senate a day OF so ago, when a thought
less member, whose experience in that
august body had been brief, made a
stirring speech in favor of an immediate
adjournment, Senator PETERS whiskers
grew out fourteen inches in seven
seconds, and when Senator German arose
to arraign the s~coundrelly member who
had suggested adjournment, his patent
leather toe caught in his calico skirt, and
his eloquent mouth was precipitated
against the cherubic bald head of Senator
Hill with such a loud report that the
sugar investigation committee went out
side and concealed itself in the tall, rank
grass. Senator Voorhees, tainted in the
arms of Mr.. Allen of Nebraska, and
Senator Kyle of South Dakota ran out
into the back yard and called out the
fire department. The Hon. Wilkinson
Call of Florida made a rush for the
window in his barefoot, and projected
himself into the open arms of an adjoin-
ing haystack, while Senator Mills bolted
into a committee room and locked the
door. The Vice-President made a thrill
ling leap into the depths of the sena-
torial waste basket, and Mr.. Villas
quaffed a long, sticky draught from:his
mucilage bottle. Fully a dozen other
senators mounted to the dome of the
capitol, and crawled up the flagstaff. It
was fully an hour before order was re-
stored, and the roll called.
It looks to me as though the fight be-
tween Corbett and Jackson was of, per-
m%anently. The two men met in a New
York hotel the other day, and arranged
satisfactory preliminaries for avoiding a
contest. Mr.. Corbett designated Mr..
jackson as a goggle-eyed, mottled-skin-
ned, double-barreled, white-livered,
chicken-hearted, soft-tisted, broken.down
buffer, and dared him to go south and
fight. Mr.. Jackson, as soon as it came
his turn, referred to MI. Corbett as a
t~hin-skinned, spindle-shanked, crooked
legged, cock-eyed, long-haired, lantern.
jawed, hollow-chested, red-headed COW
ard, and dared him to go north and
fight. Mr.. Corbett found his second
wind, and challenged MI. jackson to q
fight to a finish on the top Of the Wash.
lngton monument, and Mr.. jackson said
he had a nice grave picked out for Mr..
Corbett, on the edge of the Red sea, and
that if Mr.. Corbett would meet him there