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POLICE PICKINGS.
Charge of Grand Larceny Against
Johnson Dismissed.

Cnar30 Oh 0FdHu LdESoh5 ASabuSp
Johnson Dismissed.
The Police Court was crowded yester-
day, the Frates case and others evidently
exciting considerable interest.
Harry Johnson was charged with
taking a horse and cart belonging to
James Touhey of Freeport.
Adwin Kelly testified to seeing a one
armed man with black hat and dark coat
driving horse with cart at Fourth and
j streets.
He was not positive that Johnson was
the man.
A witness on each side was absent, and
their testimony of course could not be
taken.
Frank Smith testified that Johnson was
quite drunk at the time the theft was
committed, and he thought he was not
responsible for his act.
Antoine Gerig testified to Johnson's
good character, as did John Nichols.
Johnson testified that he was treated to
two big drinks of wine that morning, and
as he had had no breakfast it made him
drunk. He drank some more afterward
and got pretty drunk. He had no recol-
lection OF how he came to take the horse
and cart.
The court did not think that the cir
cumstances justified him in holding
Johnson for trial and discharged him.
The suit club case of y. Davis was con-
tinued till the 18th, and a jury sum-
moned.
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The Academia society.

The Academia meets tonight at Chick
ering Hall. The subject will be Califor
MIA music. oratory. humor, poetry and
authorship, each of which will be Illus
trated. Ten persons will take part in the
programme. The entertainment is free
to the public. aud will begin at s O'Clock
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starbird,s SUPPOSED Pal.nI -.

Charles Perkins was to have been tried
in Judge Catlin's court yesterday for the
robbery of w. f. Jackson, but the case
was continued until the 14th of May. ow-
ing TO the absence Of Mr.. Jackson from
the city.
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S. CARLE,

CUCCESSCR TO earle & CROLY. CON.
- tractor and Builder. Orders solicited and
promptness guaranteed. Office and shop,
1924 Second street, between K and L.
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Rs-Acctommodations FIRST-CLASS. Free
BUS to and from hotel.
w j. ELDER, Manager
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SACRAMENTO FOUNDRY,

ERONT STREET, CORNER OFN. WILL
L IAN GUTENBERGER, Proprietor. Work
for sidewalks and buildings a speciality. Cas-
oline and Steam Engines to order on short
notice.
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The HnOheS HOuSe eIecIrlC CaII an q
return bells in
each room. Centrally located. being convent
ent 70 the theaters, restaurants, principal
street car lines and the business district Open
all night.
214 Third street, near Howard At Ferry
take Howard-street Cable Cars to corner Third
and Howard.
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The Leading ROOming House in San Francisco.

When you ar
rive III San
Francisco at
the Hughes
House, newly
opened and
fir S tel 5 s.
where clean
liness, sunny
and well-ven-
tiiated rooms
g y c e l 1 e II Z
beds, mod
ern improve
nents and
low rates are
salient fiea-
lures. A sum
ny reading
room, fire es-
cdpes, and
electric lights
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BOARD AND ROOM, 81 25 TO SO FER
ID day. Meals, 25 cebts.
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H1taT,1esa GInrn#.
WATEREoUsE 9 LESTER.

~ land Coal, Wagon Lumber and Carriage
Hardware. 709, I'll, 713, 715 ] street,
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WHERE TO BUY GROCERIES.

r j. WINGARD, AT TWENTY-FIFTH
y. and streets, has the best assortment
and at most reasonable rates.
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MFTRnPoIITAN .MARRFT

@ w. COR. TWELFTH AND E STREETS.
-. Wesupply nothing but the finest of meats.
Try it and be convinced. This is not a Union
Market and meats will be furnished any day
and at all hours. CONRAD SCHEPP, Propr.
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a. YVES: MANN,

OO01 X STREET, HAVING RECOVERED
CLZ2 from his recent Illness. is again pre-
Jared to Make and Repair BOOTS AND
SHOES "a Fhst-cass workmanship.
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aiq,nrs, ant.ts, Rerr, Gtr.
HUGH CASEY,

II 1OJT1 CAoG
2IS K Street. Sacramento, Call.
WOULD ANNOUNCE TO HIS PATRONS
w and the public that he has received q
large cargo OF
Reir11ported WhiS1SIes,
All of Kentucky's favorite brands. Dealers
will find it to their advantage to examine
these goods and get prices on same
CAPITAL ALE VAULTS,
O0O J STREET.-JUST ARRIVED. EX
cUZ ship Ballymore from Antwerp, 25 bar
rels of remported Bourbon Nutwood Whisky.
Also, inc Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Ma
GELE Y SVENSSON, Proprietors. Tele-
phone SO.
HARRY KoENECKE. JAMES M'GRATH.
ONLY THE CHOICEST VIANDS DIS
" pensed by JIM & HARRY, 1909 Third
street, between ] and X, Sacramento, Cal.
VIM. j. Lemp's Extra Pale Lager Beer, Capt.
F. Ruhstaller's Gilt Edge Steam Beer White
Labor Goods.
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THE SADDLE ROCK
Restaurant and Oyster House.

I1IRST-CLASS HOUSE IN EVERY RE-
l. spect. Ladies' diuing-room separate. Open
day and night. BUCK MANN & CARRA-
CHER, Propretors. No. 1919 Second street.
between and K, Sacramento.
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ALWAYS AT THE LOWEST RATE.

ID EST ACCOMMODATIONS UDSON En-
ID curson to Chicago and Boston. Through
cars-upholstere1 Through manager.
Inquire @. j. ELLIS, Agent. llepot, Sacra-
mento. JUDSON & CO., 19 Montgomery
street, san Francisco
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STATE HOUSE HOTEL,
Corner Tenth and X Sts., Sacramento.
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TWELFTH-STREET MARKET,
Mt E. COR. TWELFTH AND F STREETS.
IN The choicest of Beef Veal, Pork, Mutton
and Lamb. Also, variety of Sa ;sages,
Smoked Meats, Ham, Bacon and Lard. his is
a Union Market. FRIESE<E& DAVIS, Props.
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r +. ROOT. ALEX. NELSON, ]. DRIsCoL-
ROOT, NELSON & CO.,

TTNION FOUNDRY-IRON AND BRASS
u Founders and Macbinists, Front street,
between n and 0. Castings and Machinery
CT every description made to order.
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GURNEY CAB AND HACK COMPANY
rs NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.
/ We intend giving the public better service
than heretofore.
Telephone 235. Rates as usual.
WILLIAM II. BRADLEY, Manager.
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aahuatrtaus ans g.rssnms.

DRS. WHITE G. ROSS,
OFFICE: S. E. CORNER SEVENTH AND
~ streets, Sacramento. Office entrance
1908 Seventh street. DR.. Ross residences
northeast corner Eighth and III streets.
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WORKING GIRLS IN DiN...--2.
Rush for Spring Goods Doubles the
Strain on Tired Shop Girls-Yaca-
tions a Long Way Otf-How Many
Keep Well and Strong.
40 men with sist ters dear,
mn n.-sf n MI l. orr. :. -. .

It's not the linen you're wearing out
RuL human creatures, lives y
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Slavery In Siam.

Slavery has been abolished in name in
Siam, but it can never be abolished in
fact, for the slaves have no means of sup
porting themselves outside their masters
houses. Every member of the Siamese up
per classes can fetter his servants or throw
them into prison without any kind Of trial
or permission being necessary.
One morning went to call upon one OF
the ablest and most enlightened of the
ministers, a man who has been to Europe
and who once actually got into serious
trouble for trying to inaugurate sort of
woman's rights movement in Siam.
made my way by mistake into part
of his grounds where visitors were not ex
pected, and found slave fastened down
to the ground in an ingenious kind Of pill
lory, in which he could not move hand or
foot, while anotherslave tortured him with
severe strokes of bamboo rod at the word
of member Of the family in order to force
him to confess to some misdeed.
porary Review.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Actor Thorne's Advice.

II heard a good story about Charley
Thorne the other day." said the advance
man. "He took The Black Flag down
to Long Branch one summer as n sort of
snap, you know, and he was playing to
miserable business. One Saturday night
the house was unusually light, and the
people who were there did not seem any
too anxious to stay. Along in the middle
Of the second act one Of the border lights
set fire to piece Of scenery, and there was
u puff of flame and smoke. Somebody out
in the limited audience shouted "FireW
and Immediately there was panic.
Thorne had the stage at the time, and
when he saw what was up he rushed down
front and yelled: Now, ladies and gentle
men, do not alarm yourselves. It will be
hard to get out by the doors. would sug-
gest that each person take n window and
go out that way. There'll be no crowding.
for Gods knows there's plenty Of windows
to accommodate you all."-Buffalo Ex-
press.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Christmas reastinc In Old Times.

There are certain dishes which are pc
culiarly dedicated by custom and tradi-
tion to the Christmas fenst. The plum
pudding is almost the sole survivor of a
long list of equally savory ones. There
was the boar's head, always the herald Of
the feast and always seasoned with mus
tard. Next in importance was the peacock.
The skin was carefully stripped off, with
the plumage adhering. The bird was then
roasted. When it was done and had cooled,
it was served up again in its feathers, and
with gilded beak was sent to the table.
Sometimes the whole body was covered
with gold leaf, and piece of cotton, satu-
rated with spirits, placed in its beak and
lighted as it made it's gorgeous entry. The
noble bird was not served by common
hands. That privilege was reserved for
the ladies most distinguished by birth and
beauty. Geese, capons, pheasants and pies
of carps' tongues also helped to set out the
Christmas table in days gone by. But
while Christmas, as far AS its eating was
concerned, always had its specialties its
liquor carte was unlimited.-New York
Sun.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Tuesday evening. Hon. f. S. Dodge of
Boston, Attorney Charles w. Larrabee of
Bath, j. Stevens of Boston, Reuel Smith of
Portland and several other gentlemen ar
rived on the o'clock train to take the dep
ositions of Augustus Bailey, H. w. Cos
son Of this city and D. Frank Page of Hal
lowell, in the case of Agent Stevens of the
schooner Thomas w. Holder against Mr..
Donald of Bath. Attorney Larrabee of
Bath appeared in behalf of Mr.. Donald as
defendant and Hon. E. S.Dodge of Boston,
the eminent marine lawyer Of that city, ap-
peared for the plaintiff. Stenographer
Reuel Smith of the United States circuit
court at Portland, took the depositions. 1t
appears that the schooner Thomas W..
Holder was chartered by Angus
tus Bailey, shipbroker, of this
city, Nov. &c. 1890, to load ice for d.
Frank Page of Hallowell, for New York,
at 81 25 per ton. There i, misunder-
standing regarding the schooner getting up
the river and loading and getting out. The
gentlemen named held the meeting in ques-
ton at the office of Mr.. Bailey, between Z
o'clock and 10. They left on the II o'clock
Pullman for Portland, where they expect
to try the case before Judg. Webb. This
matter has been the occasion of considers
BILE comment and the case will prove inter-
estiug, and many technical points of ma
rine law will be applied in its solution.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

A prominent figure in the Universalist
choit for years has been J. Wesley Gilman.
He has rendered inv aluable service in the
musical line, and the members of the
church and society feel under lasting obli-
cations to him. Their appreciation was
shown in very substantial way Tuesday
evening. About 80 of the prominent Uni
versalists gathered at the new home of Mr..
and Mrs. Gilman, bringing refreshments
with them, and completely surprised their
host and hostess. Besides the ice cream
and cake, they brought > beautiful silver
water set and cake basket which they left
as token of esteem.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

There was an unusually large attendance
at the meeting of the Bombahook Glee Club
in the Methodist yestry, Tuesday evening, q
large contingent of Augusta people being
present. At internission the club was
Favored by solos by Mr.. Beck and Mr..
Penney, both of viii III were very finely
rendered. Very much interest is being
taken in the meetings, and in about six
weeks and "Old Folks" concert may be
expected. An invitation was extended 10
the school by Mr.. Beck to attend the con-
cert next Monday evening, to be given by
his Y. M. C. A. class. There will be but
three more meetings, the remainder being
al the Methodist vestry.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Real Mean.

Mrs. Gofrequent-These are delightto!
oranges. Best ever tasted. Where did
you get thems
Mrs. Flyabout-At q social our Society
For Intellectual Advancement and Ethical
Culture gave last night for the benefit OF the
poor. We had splendid supper. Two dol
lars a plate. Everything was donated BY
business men, you know. 1t was real meaE
the way some of the ladies acted. They car
ried away every bit of the fruit cake before
could get chance at IL, but was bound
to have my share of something, tell you,
and got nicssack o. grapes and basket
of these oranges and package OF fresh
macaroons. 1 do hate to see people act like
pigs. Don't your Have another oranges-
Chicago Tribune.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

The Lockwood Company has been re-
ceiving a large amount of cotton in the past
few days. As usual thing, the supply OF
cotton comes gradually, but on account OF
the abundance of cars on the railroads, the
consignment comes this year all in bunch
The company have their storehouses filled
and have piled an immense stack in the
field opposite the mill, and are now cover,
ing the pile with temporary roof. Many
cars are now in the Maine Central yard
waiting to be unloaded.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
THE MAXIM AlRSHlP.
n Description Of Its Lightning flighe
Along the Trial Track.

n Description Of Its Lightning Fltges
Along the Trial Track.
Pushed by the workmen, the machine
rolled slowly out Of the house and shortly
stood upon the track in the park. Il had
completely filed the workshop from FOOL
to floor, but here, with only the sky above
it, seemed smaller and lighter. The steam
was Kissing in the boiler, the big screws
had made one or two preliminary revolu-
tions. and q fight along the track was am-
minent. "Jump on board! shouted It's
owner. who stood at the boiler coming
half dozen different gauges, and ciimD
ing over an outlying rod like the outrig-
ger of a canoe mounted the platform,
which was of the lightest matched boards,
70 thin that they seemed insufficient TO
bear a mans weight. Prior to the start
rome running to a dynamometer and post
Cas attached behind to measure the for
ward impulse. or "Qgsh," of the screw.
Mr.. Maxim turned on the steam, and
the screw ON the port side began to revolve.
II is II feet IL inches in length, feet wide
at the ends and 22 inches at the waist. 1t
ia made of the lightest American yellow
pine and painted a pale blue, the paint
having been sandpapered to perfect smooth
ress. reducing the skin friction to point
at which it became negi1glbie. IL reVoi'eo
faster and faster as the steam power was
increased until 1t was whirllng on IT'S seem
ingly frail framework at dizzying speed.
Then steam was shut on, 1t came quickly
to standstill, and its fellow on the otner
side was tried. All working smootniy,
both screws began to turn faster ana iaster
and faster until the eye began to lose the
blades and retain only the sense OF TWO
whirling disks. The action 0! the screws
at high speed caused remarkably nttie
shaking OF the whole machine. Ihis IS
one of the surprises OF the INVENTION tne
tremendous force exerted as compared WIN
the llgltneSS, SIcaOlDeSS anu COLupdClucSS
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Thomas F. Cusick, . well known and in
dustriops man, died yesterday morning y
his home ON Lincoln avenue from shock OF
paralysis. He had been sufferer about
year. His age was 68. His wife and three
children survive him. while two children
are dead. Mr.. Cusick was . prominent
member Of the Catholic church. The
funeral will prbably take place Saturday
mornirg.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
THE JESTER.



femme sell you sumpin, ladys
Got de fines turkeys here
An de nices' sweet pertaters
Dat ych eter yit come near!
Yoh wants ter know what dat 70
Hangin up dAr on de nailf
Bless yer, lady. dat's er possum-
But de pos.um ain fur sale.
Yoh kin buy de fines poultry
Dat we raises on de fahm.
Er I'll choose yoh out o rabbit
VIII q foot dat has de chahm.
Yoh kin take yer pick; I'll promise
Dat de quality won't fail.
Butt hates ter disapp'int yer
Dat ar possum ain fur sale.
-Washington Star.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

1t is quite task to keep the Maine Gen.
tral yard clear of snow. After every storm
there are high banks left betwenn the
tracks, and all of the switches must be
cleared out so that they may be worked
readily. Since the first storm of the winter
there has been employed almost constantly
in the Watervile yard q crew of about so
men, " ith an engine and l2 cars, haulina
the snow from the acres of tracks. On
Wednesday this snow was frozen so solidly
that it required picking before it could be
shoveled on to the cars, and the work pro-
gressed very slowly.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

r. F. Westmsn had his leg, just below
the knee. cut Wednesday afternoon BY an
ice pick while At work near the Hancock
ice house. A man near him hit at . piece
of ice and missed it. but reached Mr.. West
man with the above result. He was taken
to the Office of DR.. Friend. where the doc
tor dressed the wound. Mr.. Westman held
an accident policy in the I. O. o. F. Relief
and will receive s. per week.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Orville Wilson of the City Cigar Store
placed q mortg age on his stock on Saturday
and left the city on the night train Sunday.
On Monday Deputy Sheriff j. T. Hill
served an attachment on the stock for Mrs.
Wilson and the place is now closed. Will
sons whereabouts are not known.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

1t is ascertained that the board of regis
tration have nearly completed the prelimi-
nary check list for use at the coming spring
elections. but there still remains vast
amount of work in securing the required
smount of information concerning the
voters, which will necessitate the after ntion
of the board for several weeks to come.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
A Friendly Tip.

Mistress--I don't want you to have SO
fiuch company. You have more callers In
. day than have in a week.
Domestic-Well, mum, perhaps if you'd
try to be little more agreeable you'd have
as many friends as have.-New York
Weekly.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Mrs. Eliza Wheeler died at her home on
Chestnut street Wednesday morning, about
4 O'Clock. The funeral will take place Fri
day morning. She was native of Ireland.
The cause of her desth was heart disease.
Her son, Mr.. A. NJ. Wheeler. runs bar
ber shop over Mr.. Blanchard's book store.
Mrs. Wheeler was widow of about "a
years of age. She died while sitting in ber
chair. For many years she lived in this
city and had large number of friends.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Agreed ON the Tariff.

Fogg-lt is not often that you find two
men with exactly the same views ON the
tariff question, but Brown and Blenheim
over there agree to a dot.
Figg-But have they mastered the sub
ject?
Fogg-Not at all. Neither Of them has
the slightest knowledge of the question,
and both of them frankly admit it.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Mrs. Ann Il. Morse, accompanied by her
daughter, Mrs. Roy Mathews, left on tie
morning train Wednesday for : weeks visit
to another daughter, Mrs. Orcutt, At East
Denmark.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

The members of the Canabas Club are
considering the idea Of having in the near
future at their rooms an Informal social
evening, open to the members and their
ladies, at which time there will be dancing
and whist playing.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Mr.. Paul made an excellent Josh" in
the reproduction of Denman's Thompson'e
Joshua Whitcomb by the New England
Theatre company at City hall Wednesday
evening. There was large crowd in at
tendance. This evening is the company's
last appearance here.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Toe sociable Of Lebanon Royal Arch
Chapter will be held Friday evening. It
vas postponed in respect to The funeral of
Chas W. Boynton. which takes place to-
day at 10 o'clock from the Methodist
church. The Commandery, Knights of
Pythias and A. o. U. w. lodges will attend
in uniform.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Poor Old st. Nick,

The problem that is causing
Old Santa's worried look
l. how to show up in good shape
With fattened pocketbook.
kansas City Journal
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

The funeral of Laverne E. Davis, who
died of consumption, Monday night. took
place on Wednesday afternoon. Mr.. Davis
was an honest, hard working man, who will
be greatly missed by his family and friends.
He has been unable to work for several
weeks. He leaves wife and five child
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

A leading ice broker told JOURNAL, re-
porter yesterday that the quality of ice this
season 10 excellent. '.It will sell. but not
for any handsome pficer, ~ the old supply
is large. Possibly it will bring abou. sl.50
per ton"
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
No Chinese Wall.

Poor Hankinson, who had come to make
tn evening call, paused at the doorway OF
the parlor. Young Ferguson was there
ahead of him.
II can hardly hope for any interchange OF
ideas this evening, Miss kajones, he said
with a CHASTITY attempt to be facetious. "on
the basis of unrestricted reciprocity. You
seem to be fully protected"
"protecteds'' exclaimed Miss kajones,
with ravshing smile. "Not at all, Mr.
Hankinson. Raw material is on the free
list here. Walk in. Exchange.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
The Unknown.

"Can you tell me what that picture rep.
resents?"
That il Queen Cleopatra. Have you
never heard of hery'
'Never in my life so seldom read the
papers rs"-L'Intransigeant.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

The funeral Of Charles Lehman took place
Wednesday afternoon. A large number Il
friends and representative citizens were
present. Rev. Mr.. Barbour of the Univer-
salist church officiated.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Lemont Ames returned from Shermouth
Wendes sday. where lie made brief visit to
his mother.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Mrs. G. A. Mathews left on the 4.S0
train Wednesday for Dexter. where she
will visit relatives for few days. after
which she may extend her visit to Monson
and vicinity.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

About is applications for membership to
the Y. NJ. c. A. have been fled. A special
meeting of the various committees will be
held this evening at 80.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Mr.. W. F. Studley is settled in bis new
home, formerly used as the Baptist par
sonage.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Fad Roen There Before.

Wife-Tomorrow is your birthday, dar
ling, and am going to stop at the jewelers.
and buy you present.
Her Hubby-Get something cheap, pet;
haven't paid him for my last birthday pres
ent yet.-Spare Moments
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

Why does Miss Pryde, with all her charm,
Keep mankind from her segregated2
'Tis this, because on her left arm
The girl has Just been vaccinated.
Chicago Record.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

The painting and drawing class under the
instruction of Mr.. A. v. Curiier of Halo
we'll, in the rooms of Engineer Danforth,
is making excellent progress. Among the
out-of town students are Mics Flora Rich
Of FarminRdale. Mrs. Benjamin Tenney,
Hallowell, and Miss Nellie Stevens of Ran
dolph.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Knew Them.

Proprietor of New Store-I don't see
what's the matter. / have the best bar
gains in all lines, but l can't get the shop
ping women to come in. .a ,7.,1
Old Merchant-Just put a sign in the
window, Positively no goods at retail" :"
and you'll get 'em.-Puck.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18

The item in yesterdays Journal should
have read schooner "Jalia s. Bailey" in
stead of Joshua Bailey. The name has not
b,en changed.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-01-18
Defeat.

She worked pretty tidy
To help the church along.
It was q rosy poem.
1t was q rosy song.
: T.. She said that twenty dollars
Should be about the price.
Because it was SO dainty,
So Powerful and nice.
EM
She bursts from walls of anguish
Into fiendish laugh.
Because they let it go for
A dollar and half. Puck.