The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-01-04

- SNulItI.
FROM the rumpus which MA
Kicking up we infer that he in
soft as he might lc.-LOwell Con,
\ MAN wise in his own coun.e
comes in Il lad tx after his con,
has been taken out of him.-pic
une.
THE professional Photographer,
III" amateur hold entirel, djtron
views OF the same things.-Yonl
Statesman.
UGLY rumors are anoat resnec,,
the Bank Of England. Our de,c,
have been removed -Nartha's Y,
yard Herald.
WHEN you loan IA man SO Won ,
apt to learn that it is no easy N,
ito pursue the even tenner."-G'
Falls Republican.
\ woMAN'S lot is cast among Ia.
lines when she is trying to EN-
through a barbed-wire fence. Ia
Hdlllloli lNcpuDllCdH.
IN declaring all further In3iI
wars off Secretary Lamont is PROM
Waiting for the dime-noyel man
catch up.-Plain Dealer.
LATE STAYER-"Why, the lam,
going out" Ellie (tired and se
y suppose it thinks it's time sd
thing went Out."-TeXas Siftinm
STALATE-"I wish l could do sd
thing TO achieve notorlety.' Eli
knox--"Why don't you try a sud-
Week
Il HEAR Galley is going on
stage in a farm yard play" "a
as he to take Il leading part?7 II
He leads in the cows. '-IIarpersl
Ear.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY - wi
is your age, Miss Sere?" Mis- ,
appealing to Juage)-"Does Vi
ness have to testify against here.
Life.
AT Naples: Tourist-"Thats
suviu|. isn't il?" Policeman-'Y|
Tourist-"Will YOU tell me wh-s]
next eruption will occur?'-Fl.d4
Batter.
DUSTY RHODES-"Madam. wl
be too much to ask for hall Ii.
Mrs. DoTood -"lou strike ne a
ing over half Il loafer. "-katefi
Washington.
JACK-"Pa. is gent an atb,
ton for gcntleman:" Pay
generally an eXaggcration Of al
faults with an aGbreviati3n d
virtues.
HERE is nothing like a btu
whisky in the cellar to make
thoughtful for the comfort Of hs
when the coal-hod is empty
hainton Republican.
THE nowagcr Queen Of lNi
has n dress whose train is ,I
III lcnIth. She ought to harel
OF Western rustiers ho,d il
Philadelphia Ledger.
BILLINGS-"Ah. Society
to-day, eh?" Mrs. Hashcroft-'
what do YOU can, Mr.. Bin
Bi!lingS-"The dressing is the
part of t."-lndianapolis jour- e
FULLER. Hall, and CiaFi
rivals" CLARK is looking
Has he gained %ground?" "le2 >.
is, he has Just persuaded The Ia
marry Hall. kate Fields Wa b.
ton. [
JCDGE-"You are c,elrly ta.
prisoner. Ten dollars or ten sr
Irisoner-"I'll take the ten d.! Is
the sotte't snap I've had yet az
lar a day is big savln' for NE
pcr's Bazaar. rel
"IT always pays a man in W f.,
ness to take plenty of timfV hLr
INJURED the burglar softly to ly
gently dumping the tnlrG Of.
gold watches into his capaclo1 pos
Courier. e
THE time is now at hana =.
l~ohnny-boy will say that "
gethcr too cold for him 70 T. n
trip to the woodpilc, and
straight out and build a snow Z
Washington star.
No FALSE M0DESTY.-Lad "'S
IS the second time you have u "
food from me. isn't it," IHy
Is. madam: and you are al I
mention the fact to your Y
iOu wiSh."-i uck.
I'M agin this labOc az T.
said Meandering Mike.
Flooding Pete. Eve!
up agin Il piece OF WOE
lgitated | purity near have =
.ase. American Industrit1 -
CoKE-"I see where you -
'on, arrested or suspicion -
awyer and made an adm <
'ense. They tell me he AiDy -
.ittlctOn-"Ycs: he acQy
self very well indeed ."-I1 Hecc,s
TlMID PAsTOR-"Is the us for
he Daily Hustler in?" O ; at IL