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Deans Rheumatic Pills absolutely cure
 rheumatism and neuralgia. Entirely vege- table. Safe.
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Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.
 Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria
 Children Cry for Pitchers CasGoria.

Fine stock of Bradbury and Sterling pianos at E. L. Catlin's, 643 Chapel St.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-11-30
NEW ADvERTIsEMENrs TO-DAY.
N EAIHEIi RECORD.

AGRICULTURAL D APARTMENT,
 OFFICE or THE CHIEF
 or THE WEATHER BUREAU, WASHINGTON. D. C.. Nov. %, 1894, SD. m. Forecast Tor Friday Rhode Island and Conncctieut Increasing cloudiness; warmer, s1utucas winds.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-11-30
Horses laugh at cold and storm and sleet, when clothed

with our blankets. Say a Hector" at $1.39, a "Bea- con at $1.5o, or an Oriole " at $2.oo.
 Flannel Section.
 Satisfied as to the "real Sterling" part of our Sterling Silver Sale people are wisely making holiday selections now. Could n't do a wiser thing. We shall exert our- selves to keep in stock dupli- cates of every thing now shown, right up to Christmas night. but you know what havoc later trade will make and prices won't dull any sooner than the goods.
 For Friday and Saturday, the following specials in Che nille Table Covers. Pro- spective Holiday Dresents
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-11-30

T Having used Salva-cea for sprain- ed hand, with immediate relief, I take great pleasure in recommending it to all athletes. It Is invaluable for strength ening the muscles and removing all soreness.
 n3O 1t d.w ROBERT FITZSIMMONs."
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-11-30

Robert Fltzsimmons, the pugi list, who is to fight James J. Corbet!, writes:
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
A MUSICAL MElGNGE.

GERMANY leads the musical world.
EDWARD SOLOMON, formerly husband
of Lillian Russell, has musical in
come of 5000 day.
MAscAGNI has finished a new opera.
and, under the pledge of secrecy, he
has played it over to musical critic
who pronounces it as good as "Cava-
lleria Rusticana." The work is sup
posed to be Roma" n commission by
Sir Augustus Harris for the London
season.
WHEN Joachim, the great violinist,
pays his annual visit to England in
February he will probably be accom-
panied by his daughter, Fraulein
Joachim, who viii then make her first
appearance in England as singer.
Frau Joachim, her mother, has long
enjoyed the reputation of being one OF
the best concert singers in Germany.
THE manager of the Paris opera who
produced Gounod's Faust" in 1859,
says that in the original score Mar
guerite first appeared in the fair and
sang duet with her brother but as
that detracted from her entrance to
the church it was cut out. In the gar
den scene tenor solo, "Agitato," was
also eliminated, likewise a whole act.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
GATH RED IN EUROPE.

or all the kingdoms in Europe, Spain
mas the fewest daily papers,
PRINCES of the blood royal in Prus-
sia are apprenticed to some trade.
THE caves or grottoes discovered in
Carniola, a province of Austria, in 1885,
are said to be equal in extent to the
Kentucky wonder.
GREAT BRITAIN got two Of her pos
sessions from pirates-the Leeward
islands in Borneo and Sarawall in the
northwest of Borneo.
IN France large quantities of char
coal are made from seawecd. Twenty
tons of fresh seaweed or four tons OF
dry weed produce one ton of charcoal.
THE first newspaper published in
Holland appeared on the morning OF
January s, 1856. 1t was called De
Weeclielycl1e Courante Van Europa.
1t is now the Ilaarlem Courant.
NEXT to Westminster abbey, there is
no place of sculpture of such historic
interest in the British Isles as Bunhill
Fields, the last resting place of John
Bunyan, Daniel Defoe and Isaac Watts.
CONSUL SMITH, of Liege, speaking OF
the use of dogs as draught animals in
Belgium, estimates the strength of the
average dog at five hundred pounds, and
estimates the number of dogs in Amer
lea at seven billion pounds going to
waste
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
BUSINESS BRIEFS.

Go to McDonald's s for cheap shoes.
Use Pilsbury's Best XXXX Flour.
Underwear below cost at McDonald's s..
Finest rockers in town at McDonald's.
Parties supplied with ice cream, cakes,
ETC., by Laubach at reasonable rates.
Fackler has the finest and largest as.
cortment of fine candies and ornamented
cakes for all occasions.
"Orange Blossom" the common-sense
female remedy, draws out pain and
soreness. Sold by w. w. Grover.
In case of hard cold nothing will re-
lieve tire breathing so quickly as to rub
Arnica and Oil Liniment on the chest.
Sold by DR.. Schilcher.
Wall paper will be hung at 20c. per
double roll from now until March l =.
Also all paper reduced from 2 to l0c. per
roll at A. A. Bachman's.
All those who have used Baxter's Man
drake Bitters speak very strongly in
their praise. Twenty-Five cents per bot
tie. Sold by DR.. Schilcher.
The name of N. II. Downs still lives,
although he has been dead many years
His Elixir for the cure of coughs and
colds has already outlived him quarter
of century, and is still growing in ia.
vor with the public. Sold by DR.. Schil-
cher.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
slFTeD FROM SCIENCE.

IT is admitted by most divers that
twenty-five feet is about the limit at
which they can see under water.
p. SrLvERT, of Dohlen, SaXony, pro
poses the manufacture of glass pipes
by rolling down molten glass in grooves
or flutes, and using core to complete
the formation of the pipe or tube.
THE moon is-not so small after all.
its surface area is fully as great as
that of Africa and Australia combined,
which would make it only about thir-
teen and half times smaller than our
earth.
PROF. KOCH will shortly publish an
exhaustive work on an improved
method of using tuberculine and the
diagnostic properties thereof. The
work will also treat of the recognition
of the first stages of consumption
THERE are over three hundred noun
tains on the North American continent
thai are over 10000 feet in height In
Alaska alone there are scores of them.
and not less than five in that boreal
region exceed $1,000 feet
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

weal1ling. He has neither the Roman.
off face nor physique, but instead re-
sembes his Danish mother. Frequent
ly there are rumors that the czar has
determined to use his autocratic powers
and name his robust second son as his
successor, There is probably nothing
in these reports. The one soft spot
in the character of the present car is
his love for his wife. Her influence
over him is remarkable; and she. wom-
an-like, loves her firstborn child, who
has her face and amiable disposition.
therefore she is not likely to allow him
to be set aside if she can help pit-as she
probably can.
The grand duke has latterly been
kept even more in seclusion than he
was formerly. The czar is supersti-
tious and his wife is timid. The mur-
derous attack made on their son, when
he was on visit to Japan with Prince
George of Greece, which might have
resulted fatally had 1t not been for the
readiness of the Greek prince, threw
the czar into panic. The young man
has not been allowed to do much
going abroad in democratic way since
then
1t appears true, however, that
though the czar may love his son well
enough in a paternal way he has no
especial admiration for him as pros
pective ruler of Russia. The massive
imperial crown of Russia and the flow
ine robes OF state have looked impress
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
PEOPLE WHO WRITE.

Mn. JOHN HABBEEToN is no longer
with Godey's Magazine.
GEORGE EBERs hasa new story, Cleo
patra," ready for issue at once.
THE manuscript of Swinbune's
Poems and Ballads" was sold in Lon
don recently for e2O0.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES spends a
few hours every day on his memoirs
They will not be published until after
his death.
ALBERT HARDY, author of 'Tho
Maid of Bethany" is one of the most
versatile men. Essays, poems, re.
views, stories and lecturing are alike
easy to him.
Miss ETHEL ARNOLD, sister of Mrs.
Humphrey Ward, is an uncommonly
brilliant talker, and it has long been
supposed that she could, If she would,
write remarkable books. She is about
to prove what she can do in this line
in volume to be called "Platonics."
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

According to the Blossburg Adcer-
tise,', an independent paper Of Tioga
county, Galusha A. Grow, the Repub-
lican candidate for congressman at
large, is not the great friend of work
ingmen that he is pictured by the
Republican organs. Grow is expect
ed to go to congress to protest against
the passage of the Wilson bill in the
interests of the workingmen of Penn
sylvania that they may not be brought
down to pauper wages. Here is a
sample of Grows love for high wages
to Pennsylvania workingmen:
In 1856 the price for mining coal at
Crows mines at Hardcrabble. Clarion
county, was fifty-five cents ton. The
miners in Grows employ, together with
the other miners in the vicinity, asked
for an advance from fifty-five and sixty
cents per ton to seventy cents, the same
as paid in the Reynoldsvile region. An
the operators met their men, with the
exception of Grow, and agreed to grant
the advance, and did so. Grow refused
to treat with his men or grant the
advance, and after hard struggle com
PEELED them to go to work at fifty five
cents ton, the price he had always
paid. The effect of this act on the part
of Grow was to cause the other opera
tors to reduce the wages paid to theil
men from seventy cents to sixtyfye
cents ton, that being ten cents more {
ton than Grow was paying his miners fo1
digging the same quality of coal. Grow
is fit subject to go to congress to repre-
sent Pennsylvania workingmen and pre-
vent a reduction in wages. His mottt
undoubtedly is Protection for Grow
only"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
PENCIL NOTES.

THE personal taxes on the Gould es'
iate, amounting to S1s2,oO0, were paid
under protest.
THE University of Pennsylvania has
2,l75 students and 277 professors, lee
turers and instructors.
THE great tree of the California ex-
hibition at the worlds fair, which is
twenty-eight feet in diameter, has
been presented to the United States
and will be set up in Washington.
CANON FARRAR says that the present
statistics show that the number of
births in the richest districts of Ken
sington, London, are 20 per LOCO every
year, while the number of births in
the poorest districts of Fulham are 4s
per 1000
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
Beware of Ointments.

Beware of ointments for catarrh that
contain mercury, as mercury will surely
destroy the sense of smell and complete
ly derange the whole system when en-
tering it through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used ex-
cept on prescription from reputable
physician, as the damage they will do
is ten-fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure
manufactured by F. j. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, o., contains no mercury, and is
taken internally, acting directly on the
blood and mucuous surfaces of the sys-
TEN. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be
sure you get the genuine 1t is taken
internally and made in Toledo, Ohio, by
f. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
s& Sold by all druggists, price 75c. per
bottle.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
THE COST OF WAR.

THE reports after the battle of Water
loo showed that the British artillery
fired 9,467 rounds; about one for every
French soldier killed on the field.
RUSSIA spends 25OO0,oo0 rubles a
year on the army and 10000, 900 on the
navy. A silver ruble is worth nearly rs
cent, paper ruble about so cents.
GREAT BRITAIN has $3.50 cannon;
France, 1904; Germany, $3.50; Russia,
4,494; Austria, 9,17O; Turkey, 3,762; the
United States, 4,155; the world has Al
073.
WrrH the exception of Belgium,
whose debt has been incurred from in
ternal improvements, every European
national debt is in great part war
debt
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
J HE DELAWARE, SUsQUEHANNA AND
n SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD.
Time table in effect September Q, 1883.

lible III tltCt ., 1888.
Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eckley, Hazle
Brook, Stockton, Beaver Meadow Road Roam
and Hazleton Junction at 600 g 10 m. ~ 10
% m, daily except Sunday, and % IN, 81
Trains leave Drifton for Harwood, Cranberry.
Ionhcken and Deringer at o 90 a IN, l2 10 10 M '
daily except Sunday; and 03 m, 2 IS p m,
Trains, leave Drifton for Oneida junction.
llarwood Road, Humboldt Road, Oneida and
Sheppton ats 10 a IN, u 10, O0 p m, daily except
Sunday; and Gl a m, = 3S IN, Sunday
Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Harwood.
Cranberry, Tomhicken and Deringer nj a NJ n
m, 40 p m, daily except Sunday; and A m,
lSp III, Sunday.
Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida
Junction, Harwood Road, humboldt Road.
Oneida and Sheppton ut A, 10 a m, IL 40. 1 ;s9
p IN, daily except Sunday; and 40 IN, sos D
M, Sunday.
Trfins leave Dernger for Tomhicken Cram
berry, Harwood, Hazleton Junction. Roam
Beaver Meadow Road. stockton Hnzle RrooL'
Eckley, Jeddo and Drifton at 40 q OF N m
daily except Sunday; and 81 a IN, s o. D M
:, Trains leave Sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt
Road, Harwood Road Oneida Junction. UazIe
ton junction ard Roam ut 52, 10 is In m. i il.
q 20 % IN, daiiy except Sunday; and IA a III, 3 45
- Trains leave sheppton for Beaver Meadow
sn1 moad, Sd,, nSdsockton, Halle Brook, Eckley Jeddo
sunday; and IA II IN, 3 40 D IN, Sunday.
\, rains leave Hazeton Junction for Beaver
leaaoW fn59i TOAD, stockton, Halle Brook, Eckley,
anu brilioH db lu0c Il III, Is ii, o AZ, rs
~, daily, except Sundays and 10 0S a m, 5 3s D M,
Sunday. 49,
All trains connect at Hazleton Junction with
electric cars for Hazleton, Jeanesvile Auden-
ried and other points on Lehigh Traction Co.'S
:, Trains leaving Drifton at 9 10 m. Hazleton
junction ut . 10 IN, and Sheppton at ~ a IN,
10 p m, connect ut Oneida Junction with l.. "
X. H. trains east and west.
Train leaving Drfton ut 90 a m, makes con-
nection at Deringer with p. X. Il. train for
Wilkes-Barre w Sunbury, Harrisburg, etc.
Il. b. COXE DANIEL COKE.
President. Superintendent.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

The daily papers last week con
tanned dispatch stating that Hyatts-
vile, Md, "the only town in the
world that ever tried single tax"
voted on Thursday to abolish that
system. Inasmuch as Hyattsville
never had anything nearer to the sin
gle tax than very faint semblance
of the same it could not abolish what
it did not have, Hyattsville did in
tend to try the single tax, but the
constitution of Maryland gives ex
plicit directions that taxes shall be
levied otherwise, consequently it was
not put inio operation, the supreme
court upholding the constitution
Hyattsville voted on Thursday tc
change its charter to conform with
the decision of the supreme court
and the metropolitan papers betray
their stupidity when they advertise
their ignorance by boasting about the
overthrow of Georges theories.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

The rapid strides and onward
march of belief in free trade in this
country could have no better proof
than the men of ability and promin-
ence who are advocating it today in
congress. When people like Burke
Cochran and Dewitt Warner, of New
York, Judge Mcguire, of Califor-
mia, William Bryan, of Nebraska,
Henry Turner, of Georgia, Michael
Harter and Tom l.. Johnson, Of Ohio,
and dozens of men equally prominent
and influential declare openly in con
gress for absolute free trade with all
the world the cause is TO advance.
But better still is the fact that nearly
all the leaders agree upon method
of raising revenue to take the place
tariff taxes-a method that has with
stood, in theory, attacks from every
quarter, and one that will also stand
the test of operation. Free trade
alone IS not very solid platform, but
with single tax to follow it any party
can sweep the country in 1896. and
the advance thinkers among the
Democrats are shaping their courses
80 as to be in the front rank of that
great army whose motto is "Foual
rights for all, special privileges for
none.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Debates on the Wilson bill are
bringing to the front some great
orators, but many of the Democratic
members hold back their opinions
because they cannot enter the discus
sion with the earnestness they would
if the bill struck deeper at the curse
of protection. If it were an act to
abolish all tariffs the house of rep.
resentatives would be the scene of
eloquent arguments for its passage.
AS it is, it is but a short step in the
right direction and radical reformers
are not giving it the support they
would bill framed to suit the masses.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

lie was selling her dry goods.
II was evident that her naughty, dis
tant manner cut him to the quick.
Excuse me, MISS" he said, as he
stopped in the middle of a measure
ment of cloth, "but ardn't you the
young lady who promised to be sister
to me at Cape May?"
ut may be that am," she answered
freezingly.
81 wish you would take back that
promise"
"Why?"
Because I'd rather be total stran-
ger than relation any day. Wash
ington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Mrs, IIighupp-Do you believe it is
true that Emperor William is having
the milk from his farm at Potsdam re-
tailed in Berlin from wagons with his
name painted on them?
Mrs. Wayupp-I shouldn't wonder
It's, nothing. Why, even my grandfa-
-ther did the same thing.-N. Y. Weekly
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

James Denton Hancock, the Demo,
cratic candidate for congressman at
large, is a son of old Luzerne, having
been born at Wilkes Barre, and the
Democrats of this county should make
an effort to give him a good vote, not
only because he first seen light here,
but because we need a man in con
gresa to represent this district. The
voters Of Luzerne have no use for
men who will skulk and refuse to
vote when they can't own the presi
dent, and that is the sort Of figure
head who is representing the twelfth
district in Washington today. Down
with office hucksters.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Little Girl - Yes'm,. the girl who
tends the front door was taken sick
only a minute ago, and the other girl
is out, and mamma is upstairs, so
came to the door myself
Caller-You are very kind, my little
pet
Little Girl-Walls into the parlor,
please, and I'll tell mamma. guess
maybe you'd better stand up till !
come back, cause never can remem-
Der which of the chairs is made to sit
on.-Good News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
---T-
Evolution of Football,

Father-How did your football game
result to-day?
Boy-The Bungtowners beat us.
you have always beaten them be-
fore, haven't you?"
Yes, but to-day they had trained
billy goat in their team. Good News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

81 see that you have been elected a
member of the chamber of deputies,
and | would like to know what policy
you intend to adopt"
"Oh, ! shall do as the others do. In
other words, am determined not to
swerve one inch from the path of trg-
tion."-Paris Figaro.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Johnny's Mamma-When my little
boy went out with Jerry did heremem-
ber to be polite and make Jerry go out
before him?
Johnny-Yes, ma, sure | did. An
when he wouldn't go out first turned
around and slugged him. - Chicago
Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Clergyman Ito youthful rustic at last
examination before confrmation)-My
boy, what is the meaning of the word
repentant?
Boy-Please sir, | don't know.
''If stole a loaf of bread what should
be?"
please, sir, locked up"
well, but if | was, shouldn't be
sorry aftcrward?"
yes, sir"
"Ah, now you see my meaning Why
should feel sorry?"
"Pleasc, sir, cos you was ketched. -
London Tid-Bits.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
Eaplalned.

Miss PinlIerly-l passed by candy
store yesterday, but didn't go in.
Young Tutter-Why, how was that?
didn't suppose you ever could pass
candy store without going in.
Miss Pinberly-Don't you remember?
You were with mei-Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
He WINS Careful.

The Knowing Youth-And here, dar-
ling, is the engagement ring l have
bought for you'll
The Girl-Ah, how sweet
The Youth-And just write me out
receipt for it, please. Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
The world Grows No netter.

'If Theodore Thomas is a musician, &"
said Banks, why is it that nobody ever
saw him play cornet, for instance?''
He doesn't have to-" said Rivers
"IIe. can always find some subs to
toot''-Chicago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Congressman Hines is slated for a
denomination, according to the Scran.
ton IriJuHe, which bases its predic
ton, upon the fact that the Demo
cratic bosses of this county have
buried the hatchet and will work
unitedly for "Billy" If this is the
case the people VII again be
compelled to give these bosses an
other shot from The shoulder like
they got last November. Bosses can
dictate nominations in this county,
but bosses can't do all the voting,
and if they are not satisfied with the
Waterloo the ticket received in 1895
let them nominate Hines again. just
give the voters another chance and
they will bury BILLY" and the bosses
ticket under $500 majority.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
ANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
NOV. 10, 1893.
LEAVE FREELAND,

=.
NOV. 10, 1893.
LEAVE FREELAND.
8 Oj. s 40, 033. 10 Al IN, / 20, 227, 345, 4 IS,
d 5S, II, AZ p IN, for Drfton, Jeddo. Lum-
Der Yard, Stockton and Iazeton.
8 05, 40 IN, 20 3 45 m for Mauch Chunk,
tllentown, Bethehem Phila., Easton and New
York.
94Oam 55 pm for Bethlehem, Easton and
Philu.
726 10 80 a m, IL 80, 4 "a p IN, (via Highland
ranclD for White Haven, Glen Summit, Wilkes
ARE, Pittston and l.. and b. Junction.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
II 40 a m and 3 4j m for Drifton, Joddo, Lum-
er Yard and Hazieton.
% pm for Delano Mahanoy City, Shenan-
doah, New York and Philadelphia.
ARRIVE AT FREELAND.
$50, us, 726, o 10, 10 Sc IN, IL 20, a13, 44
IS and S31 m, from Hazleton, Stockton.
lumber Yard, Jeddo and Driton.
Z 26 8 49, 10 So II III, 2 l3, 43i, 58 d IN from
Delano, Mahanoy City and shenandoah (via
New Boston Branch.
b. 5S and 81 p m from New York, Easton,
Philadelphia, Bethlehem, Allentown and Mauch
Chunk.
8 10 and 10 SO a m, 2 10, 6 5s and s 81 d m from
Easton Phila-, bethlehem and Mauch Chunk.
" So III Al I'M, 2@, 5S pm from White Haven,
Glen summit Wilkes Barre, Pittston and l.. and
b. junction via Highland Branch).
SUNDAY TRAINS.
IL 81 II m and 81 IN, from Hazleton Lum-
ber Yard, Jeddo and Drifton.
IL ~ m from Delano, Hazleton, PHILADELPHIA
and Easton
33l p m from Delano and Mahanoy region.
For further Information inquire of Ticket
Agents.
CHAs s. LEE, Gcnn Pass. Agent,
Il. i. WILBUR, Gen Supt. East Div,
A. w. NONN EMACHER, Asst G. p. A.,
South Bethlehem, Pa.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Timid Passenger-Does your dog
bite, madam?
Madam-Not unless he's hungry.
But you needn't be afraid he's n thor
oughbred epicure.-Judge
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

When Baby was sick, we gave her castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she clung to castoria
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18

Judge--Have yoT anything to offer
the eo"rt before sentence IS passcdp
Pri 'o1cr-No, your hc@or My lawyer
t''' ~ last shilling Puc.;
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
4 Bad Rrealk.

Briggs-Travers got himself into a
serape when he went to church last
Sunday.
Griggs-IIow was that?
Briggs-The man across the aisle put
a poker-chip in the contribution-box
by mistake, and Travers said he would
raise him.-Truth
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-01-18
Could Not Helm II,

Read Lotts-Do you believe in the
divine rights of kings?
Jack Potts-I have to. ran up
against four Of them the other day
N. Y. Herald.