The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-10-12

When the Greater New York becomes an ac-
compished fact our hapleSs neigbbors of Staten
Island VIII part with the sweet insecurity of
their connection with the metropolis. One OF
The last remaining relics of barbarism-the I'M
certainty Of the ferry service-wil have been
relegated TO the limbo of effete and dishonored
Obscurity.-New York Commercial Advertiser
The poor King of Korea Is In bad way. Not
only is there an International war in which he
is vitality Interested, but he suffers from dis
ease Of the throat likely 10 prove fatal unless
operated for. He Is looked upon as divine, and
may not be touched by any metal instrument.
Therefore his worshiping subjects are likely 10
let him die.-Rochester IN. W Herald.
CorbetPs expressed willingness to fight four
men on four successive nights amounts 10 say
ing that he won't fight any of them. He has
bis own reasons which may be sufficient TO
himself But such a proposition threatens the
manly art OF pugilism with the terrible fate of
being made ridiculous. Nothing can survive
ridieule.-New York Sun.
The absence OF additional revolutionary man.
ifestOs from Da Cana during these warlke
times Is passing strange. The only explanation
of his course may be that he is playing cham
pionship s ries with the Brazilian war CORE
spondent for the pennant of the Worlds League
of Champion Liars.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
when woman Will she will, and when she
Won't she won't and there's an end on'I." says
the old saw. The New York woman OF 1894
Will have reform ana won't have Tammany
rule any longer. And, even without the ballot
she will have her way.-New York Recorder.
The old saw, He who fights aud runs away
VIII live to fight another day." so consoling
heretofore 10 the timd soldier, does not apply
to China's myrmidons, VINO dodge the Japanese
bullets only TO be decapitated at home-Bos-
ton journal.
Miss Pollard has again given up going on the
stage and is writing book OF fiction. 1t is not
noted that she Will enlvsn IL with descrip-
ton OF a Congressional campaign in the blue
grass region.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
1t will be hard for MIR. Wilson after MS Lon
don banGuets and choice viands TO come down
TO plain West Virginia hominy and crow, but
that he Is what he will have 10 do-New York
Press.
No matter who shall receive Tammany's In.
dorsement for the mayoralty Its candidate will
be defeated. The Tammany gang must CO.
Now or never!-New York Mail aud Express.
Pigmies and pgtailS are The epithets which
the Chinese and Japanese are baDdying at each
other respectively, both In verse and by impe-
rial prOclamaIion.-St. Louis Star Sayings.
No one Will regret that Baltimore won the
national baseball league pennant. II couldn't
possibly have tckled any other town half as
much-Detroit Journal.
Train-robbers In the West will soon nave to
go into bankruptcy. he business is not so
profitable as 1t was In the days OF Jesse James.
Washington Times.
Chna's Emperor could not be In worse con.
dition IL he had Senate and House on his
hands dlsagreeing about tariff question:
Indianapolis News.
The troops assigned to defend Peking are i'm
patiently awaiting the arrival of The Empress
Dowager's sure cure fol- the shakes-New York
World.
Promotion In the New York police force de-
pended on the cops beating others. Thus they
advanced by hard work.-Philadelphia Times.
Ii Hung Chang having retired from war may
now issue a challenge TO the world to fight him,
one every evening.-Pittsburg Press.
Champion Corbe tt seems TO have been study.
Ing the role of Bombastes Furioso.-Boston
Herald.
Why not wipe out the whole police force and
begin all over again ?-New York Tribune.