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CHESTER, Pa, Sept. s,-The largest steel
plate ever rolled, not only in this country
but in the world, was turned out on
Thursday in this city by the Wellman
Iron and Steel works. The dimensions of
the plate are $50 inches long by 1870 inches
wide and Y, inches thick. It is intended
as a rudder plate for one of the new
ocean greyhounds" contracted for by the
International Navigation company with
the Messrs. Cramp, the Philadelphia ship
builders
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Nicaragua Defended.

LONDON, Sept General Barrios, the
special Nicaraguau envoy TO Great Brit
ain, presented his credentials at the for
eigu Office yesterday. The general in an
interview said that legal documents were
en- route 10 London which would show
fully that the recent arrests OF British
subjects and American citizens at Blue
fields, Mosquito territory were fully jus
titled
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KAMoRoUsKA, Que, Sept. s.-Four lives
were lost in a fire that broke out yester-
day in the house of David ST. Pierre The
violence of the wind carried The fire to
the adjoining houses, three of which were
consumed The victims were. David ST.
Pierre, Dame Veuye. Tladee PaTadis and
Abraham LapOiut
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THE HAGUE. sept S.-An official dis
patch from Lombok, Dutch East Indies,
says that the Dutch troops bombarded
ArYen, one Of the strongholds of the re-
voting natives, and then took possession
Of yhe town without opposition.
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VIENNA, Sept. s.-Commodore +. D.
Morgan and Mr. George j. Gould have
been elected members Of the Royal yacht
squadron of Austria-Hungary, Mr. Gould
was proposed Tor membership by Arch
duke Carl STEPHAN and the nomination
was seconded by Prince Harthyaui-stratt-
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TURIN, Sept, Sin the Cafe San Carlo
an anarchist named Saloro exploded a
bomb, which created much CONSERVATION,
buy injured no one Salero was arrested
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z1pE::ADING
K y RAILROAD SYSTEM
IN EFFECT JUNE %. 1894.

TRAINS leave Shenandoah as fOllOWsl
For New York via Philadelphia, week day
40, 5.25, 10, am. 1882 2.55. 5.55 pm. Sun6R
2lO, a. m For New York via Ms4li Churl
week days, 5.25,7.20 g. n, 1882, 9.55 . n
For Reading and Philadelphia, week day.
2,l0, b.25 7.2O, O. m, 1882, 255, b.55 .. N. 81.
day, 2.l0, a. 10.
For Pottsvule, week days, 2lO, 7.20, .. n
l232 ass b.55 p. n. Sunday, RIO a. m
For TamaqJa and Mahhnoy City, week day.
day, 2.lO, 3. n. Additions f"f Mahanoy City
week days, 90 p. m
For Wullamsport, Suubury aud LewiEorr.
week days 225, llS0 4. m, lbs, 100 ?, %
Sunday, 3,25 a. %.
For Mahanoy Plane, week days, 2l0 S.25, S, Eb
720, llSO a, m, 1892, l35, 2.55 $50, zoe, 9,S
.. n. Sunday, , 10, 325, a. n.
For Ashland and Shamckin, week days, 3 q
720 IL 30 4. m, 1876, 100, 9.S5 p. N. sutdky
325 a. m
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MONEY TO LOAN,

Loans made from 500 70 $4,000 on persona
or real estate security. No publicity Loans
can be returned IN small m0uthly payments or
retained for a number OF years 70 suit borrower,
4 loan from this company VIII not inlure the
dlaneiai sgaHdl1g OF any individual ~ hrm,
No bonus lnterest6 per cent Annually. MOney
loaned ior any pur lose. such as 10 increase or
enter Duein So, 10 pay on mortgages, Judgement
noles, to buld or purchase property or iu fact
for any purpose that money may be desired
Address, Central Trust Company OF Pa, 1880
Arch street, Philadelphia, Pa. 6-9-5m
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DENNsYLVANIA RAILROAD.
l. BOHUYLKILL DIVISION,
lime I'd. 1894,

Trains will leave Shenandoah after the above
date for Wiggan's, Gnberton, Fraekville, Nsv
Castle, st, Clair, Pottsville, Hamburg, Reading
Pottstown, Phoenixville, Norristown and Phi.
adelphis Broad street station at 500 REd l:AS
a. N. and 4;l5 p. m. on week days For Potts
vile and intermediate stations 9;i0 =, m.
SUNDAYS,
For Wiggan's, Gilberton, Prackville, Ney.
Castle, st, Clair, Pottsville 81 o;00 $3.50 2. n
and 3l0 p. N, For Hamburg, Reading, Potts
sown, Ph0niIville, NorristoWn, PhilAdelpnia
at 500, 9;40 o, ~, $50 p. N,
Trains leave Frackville for Shenandoah
t0;40 =. m and 1914, BOA 7:42 and 1927 ., n
Sundays, II 70 q. 10, and $40 p. m.
Leave Poitsvilie for Shenandoah at 1879
HAS 8. m, and 4:40, 7:lb and 1900 p, m Sunday
At l0:40a m. and 5:I5 p. N.
Leave Philadelphls BROAD street stAticn) fof
Shenandoah at 5 81 and s IS m, 4 10 and 2 II 2
n week days. On SUNDAYS lesv' lt 50 an.
Leave Broad Street Station, Philadelphia
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FOR NEW YORK.

For New York. Express, week days
At 8 20, O5. so, Is, 50, 7 80, 20, So II %
press 05 and 422 m. dining cars) M,
80, 20 1 90, 90, 500, $50, 7l3 slg,
10 90 p m, ~ Of night, Sundays 8 20, 05, 50
l5, l2 o0I IL 03 IN, 12 "A, 40, 2 80, % dim
tied 4 22l 5 e. 9 so. 7 Is and si2 m l2 Of night
Express for Boston, without change, IL m,
weekdays ana 50 p m daily.
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TRAINS FOR SHENANDOAH

Leave New York via Philadelpms, week dRy.
500 a. m, 13O, 400, 7,S0 p. m, 1915 night. sur
day, 500 p. m.
Leave New York via Msuch Chunk, week day
430, BIO a. m, l.l0, 430 p. m.
Leave Philadelphia, Reading Termina
week days, 420 S,35, 1000 a. m, and 40.
SOP, ll,30 p N. Sunday, ll.30 p. m.
Leave Reading, week days, l.65 7.l0, 1905, Ill
., m, 5,55, 7.57 p. m Sunday, 1886, g. 10
Leave Pottsville, week days, 2s5 740 .. n
1880, GIL p. n Sunday, 285 a. m.
Leave TamaQua, week days 3lS, $50, ll25 s.
M, 120, 7.15 92s p. N Sunday, SIS O.. m.
Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 8,45, gu
ll.47 q. m, Isl, IA, 9.A p. m, Sunday, 80
4. m,
Leave Mahanoy Plane, week days, 2.4o, As
ESQ, e.37 ll59 a. m 25s, 206, $50, 6,2S La
p. m. Sunday, 240, 400 a, m,
Leave Williamsport, week days, 1910, 5, II
835, l1,lbp p. m. Sunday, Ills p. N,
For Baltimore, Washington and the West VII
b. & o. r, R., through trains leave Readiu
Terminal, Philadelphia, (P. 4 r. r. r. ~ S,a
1l0, l1.26 a. m, S.485.ls 7,22, p. m, Sunday n
7.40, l1.26 q. m, 3.48 7,22 p. m.
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FOR ATLANTIC CITY.

Express, $40. $40, $50 a. m. 600 Saturdays
only), ?, g, 4, 40 500 and 40 p. m. week DAYS
Sundays, express, 7SO g. 8, 9,45 a. m. EX-
cursion Sundays, $50 a. m. Returning, leave
Atlantic City for Philadelphia, 7, $50, 9, 1875
a. m 8, 4, $50, 755 and 40 p. m. week days.
Sundays, AO5 5, 800, and 9.55 p. m.
For Q ae May, Anglesea, Wildwood and
m. week days Sundays, $50 a. N. EXcur
sious, Sunday, 200 q, N. Returning, express
5aH5 anS lSaVg m 0sPs so NAY & or az m %sSH
5 ana S.55 p. m.
For Sea Isle City, Ocean City and Avalon
Express, 9.l0a. M, 230 and 4.20 D. m week
days Sundays, $50 a. m Excursion, 200 a. m.
Sundays Returning. express trains leave Sea
Isle City for Philadelphia, week days 81, 9.l5
q. m, 2,3l, 5A p. m. Sundays, 5 40, 3 ~ p. m,
For somers Point, express, 20 30 a. m.
2, 3, and 40 p. m week days. Sundays, 30,
!, 9, 9 45 a, m.
S. M PROVOST, J.R WOOD,
Genl Hanhger Gen PAsaEr AZ
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ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION

Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut Street WhAt1
and South Street Wharf for Atlantic City.
Week Days-EXpress, 500. 800, l0i5 3. n
Saturdays only L30) 200, 300, 400, 4.3O 500
SIS p, N. Accommodation, 500 a. M, 4.45
$3.50 p, m. One dollar excursion train, 200 a, II
Sunday-Express, 730, 500, $50, 900, 100
a. m, AS p. m. Accommodation, 500 a. n
and AS p, m. One dollar excursion train
200 a. m.
Returning, leave Atlantic City, depot, corner
Atlantic and Arkansas avenues,
observation-disclosures $40, (Monday only
6,45) 90, 1,45 900, l0.i5 a. M, and $50, 4.3J
$50 7.3O $50 p. m. Accommodation, $40 a. m
and 4.32 p. m. One dollar excursion train, from
oot Mississippi Ave. only, coop, n.
Sundays-Eypress, 33O 400, 500, 900 81
100, 730, 800, 9 30 p. m Accommodation, IL
a. m. ana 5.05 p m, One dollar excursion train
from foot Mississippi Ave, only, 6lO o. m.
Parlor cars on all express trains.
@. G, HANCOCK, Gen. Pass. hss.
Phls 1elphia u
1. A. SWEIGARD, Gen. Supt.
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WASHINGTON AND THE SOUTH.

For Baltimore and Washington so, 20, 8 81
31O, 10 20, II 1e N, II 40, az 81 limited dining
csr,) 1 30, 3 49, Al, (5 IL Congressional Limited
Pullman Parlor Cars and Dining Carl, Q IL
8 So, 2 40 p. m, ~ 03 night week days, Sun
days 3 so, Z %, 10, II 10 IL 40, M, Al, 66
40 p M and l2 03 night,
Leave Market Street Ferry, Philadelphia,
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FINANCE AND TRADE.
commercial Agencies Still Furnish
Cheerful Reports,
HOPEFUL FEELING STIMULATED.

At Chicago the Volume Of Business for
the " eek Has been the Heaviest Of
the rason--Encouragiug Reports from
All Sections
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Saved from st. Vitus Dance.

DR., Miles Nervine Is sold on a positive
All druggists sell it Mt 81, 8 bottles for g., or
H. will be sent, prepaid, on receipt OF price
by the DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, lud.
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The Perfect Nan.

The right kind of man from Beer
sheba to Dan sought with an infinite
zest from the end of the east my
search never ceased till came to the
end OF the west.
He's gentle and quiet and plain In
his diet, and never gets mad in q
crowd; he's tireless searcher for all
kinds of ''vircher," and never is boast
full and loud.
He's modest and sweet, and he gives
up his seat if a washcrwoman enters
the car. II he smokes out of doors
then the smoke he outpours always
comes from ten-cent cigar.
On the great Wilson bill he will never
talk till you wish he would languish
and die. He's in love with his wife
and stays so all his life. and praises her
pudding and pie
And sought for this man from Beer
sheha to Dan. sought from the west
TO the east, but I'm sorry to say that
he didn't come to stay, and he's long
since defunct and deceased.-Yankee
Blade,
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EWING MAKES BELIEVE OF the crowd
ER Is LAUGHING. keep up the
sithyrambic end of the ncTriment-
Henry Irving holds his sides when he
laughs and tries TO make il appear that
he Is enjoying himself, but he laughs
Through his nose and there is too much
satarrh and brogue in his cacchination.
Ellen Terry has deep and dismal Lady
Macbeth laugh. Ono would think a
woman like her had a Wholesome sill
very laugh, but she hasn't Neither
has Ada Rehan, who couldnt sing the
tenor end of laughing song if she got
forty dollars note for doing it
While stage women are on the point
Of the pen it may as well be said that
Viola Allen, of the Empire Theater
Stock company. has rs cute and catch.
ing laugh as anybody ever heard,
Ind she can give it with many varia-
lions, while Maud Adams. Of John
Drew's The Butterflies" company, is
Enapproachable in staccatoing 4 laugh
Ind letting it out of her system in the
pweetest and most irresistible OF tiInid
Ind tiny shrieks-
Rev. Charles ~. Parkhurst, the vice
explorer and all round reformer, is
good fellow and fairly briuls over with
soviality. There is nothing shad-bel-
Sied or Stigginsy about him. He is as
far remoYed from the sancti6ed ssceti-
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laugh entirely. GOAT LAUGH.
He picked it up on the Midway P1ai-
sance, where it was known as the high
tidy-igh-digh. It's the laugh that the
jays got who "blew in" their money on
this highway of joy. Billy, it is said,
uses only one eye even when he is
laughing uproariously; the other is
roaming around in the crowd looking
for crooks.
Joe Jefferson. the comedian, has a
nanny goat laugh He does. it best
when he is talking to the children in
the second act of Rip Van Wrinkle, but
Buzzard's bay is well acquainted with
it, and all Joe's friends could pick it
out If it was mixed up with bagful
of the quaintest laughs in existence.
ETIENyE GIRARDoT.
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whenever It goes soaring into sound,
seems to ooze out of a l1azoo. There il
too much frappeness in it to be infec.
tious.
Gov. Flower, of New York, has a
well-fed laugh. 1t is robust and reso-
nant and yet there is something de.
cidedly cherubic about il. When you
see the governors face all lit up with
glowing good nature between his jolly
side whiskers you cannot help think.
ing of those curly heads with wings
that Coreggio and those other chaps
used to paint.
Senator PETER laughs right down
into his whiskers. So much has been
written about the corruscating Kan.
sans wind gatherers that this state
ment may be looked upon as further
attempt at comicality in this direction,
but it IS positive and Pefferian fact
When the senator finds anything tc
laugh at he bows his head low, inclin-
ing it to the right. snd lets a gentle,
gurgtng laugh percolate through and
permeate his beautiful and abundant
whisl1ers. 1t is not a cyclonic laugh
and the luxuriant "lilock" are not
startled by it.
Silver Dollar Bland has a b'rosh
tlmighty laugh but its bacbwoodiness
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George-Aunt Alice, didn't you say
the other day that l have a sweet
tooth?
Aunt Alice-Yes, George.
George-And how did you know it?
Aunt Alice-Because you are so fond
OF candy.
George-Does my tooth make me fond
of candy?
Aunt Alice-Yes, George. Why?
George-Why, because If my sweet
tooth makes me fond of candy just
hope the dentist won't go and pull il
out by mistake when go next week
Harper's Young People.
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cism OF Cardinal GIBBONS al the moon
is from the pole star. Dr.. Parkhnrst,
will slap you on tho back when he
asks after your health, and II you tell
him funny story he WIN laugh at II
with al the enthusiasm Of . school boy.
His eyes glisten when he tells of the
queer things he saw when he went dive
discovering.
Rev. T. Dewitt Talmage has q the
atrical laugh. It 10 in three acts and
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Two Bird. with One stone

Fannv-You take Dick Foster too
seriously. Nothing he says is worth
a moments consideration
Nanny-But he insinuated that I was
one of the mushroom aristocracy.
Fanny-Humph. He hasn't sense
enough to tell mushroom from toad
stool-Judre.
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famous men from Grover Cleveland TO
Richard Croker laugh than most peo-
ple. The results of my observations
which give here form, of course, i'm
pressions produced upon O performer
On the stage.
President Cleveland isn't pretty
smiler, but his laugh is all right. He
smiles like Chinaman enjoying big
streak of luck at fan tan; the outer
corners Of his eyes go up and the inner
corners go down, both lids are sufused
with sort of futtersome glee, while
q prize pumpkin-lil1e glow fills his
cheeks and his lips bow up and are
braced tight, as if he was afraid he
was going to spill something. His
smile isn't far,reaching; it is suspicious;
but his laugh is hearty and honest,
and If il was not that he has to treat 10
with q certain measure of dignity
1t might become a mild sort of
wellzin ringer. He was in a box
1t the Standard theater, New York,
one night enjoying a performance,
and when in the play bogus old
lady from Brazil began to disrobe
in garden the president threw his
head back and emitted several horse
power guEaw such as he must have in
dulged in unreservedly when he was
the sheriff of Buffalo. Unlike most
fat men Cleveland doesn't jell when he
laughs. His cacchination is all of the
thoracic quality and there is no twin
king of his waist band while the
spasm OF uncontrolled merriment has
hold of him.
Senator d. =. Hill, whose laugh was
also measured at recent performance,
is another loud laugher when he wants
to be. The cartoons which have been
printed depicting him in high white
hat with a weinscoating OF Grape
around it give the impression that he
IS funereal and as undissoluble rs a
tombstone, but mirth always has
warm welcome and his hal ha! is as
healthy and get-thereative as any in
the land. Still there are some anti
snappers who say that Hill can smile
and smile and be villain still"
Ex-President Harrison isn't much of
q Laughter. lie doesn't thaw to any
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Her Father-Why do you wish TO
marry him. Grace?
Gracefully, because he loves me.
Her Father-But do you love him?
Gracefully, never thought of that
I have been too much interested in
getting him to propose to have time to
think OF it.-Brooklyn Life
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! Commodore Gerry looks his laugh.
ing best when he has his fur cap on
and the earlaps are tied under his chin.
he is not the orge he is painted. He
has quite sunshiuy nature and really
loves children, although he seems to
be cruel to them sometimes. Little
Zelda Saunders, the wee actress, got
up an anti-Gerry society and absolute
" browbeat him before the New York
legislature. but when he was in Paris
last summer he paid fifty dollars for a
talking doll and sent it to her. He
chuckled considerably over the way in
which he got even with the child. His
chuckle is the best he can do in the
laughing line.
Gov. Mckinley, OF Ohio, is free
trader when 1t comes TO fun and laugh
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Railroad Schedules.

Passenger-What time does the next
train go out?
Railroad Mau-Six-ten, ma'am.
Passenger-lmpossible.
Railroad Man-Why impossible!
Passenger-Why. man. six-ten is the
schedule time for .eay:nG.-Jnd1e
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ter. He leans
back in his
chair and roars
when anything
tickles his fancy.
The manager Of
a New York the
alter one night
heard peal after
peal of merri-
ment roll over
t h e audience.
Calling an usher
he said: Hunt
up that fellow
that's laughing
SO much-he's q
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very interesting
IN conn Q ction
With character
studies of IA
N Gus individ-
nails. I hope it
Is not egotistical
to say that I be-
lieve I have had
more opportuni-
ties of studying
the dtferen t
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Liked Lady-Fingers-

Mother-These delicious cakes called
"lady-fngers' are known as funeral
biscuits" in England
Little Daughter-ooo. Why?
Because they are only served a.
funerals"
''oh, Well, / should think they
would he a good deal of a comfort -
Good News
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wild extent I'M
der the rays of
fun. He acts as
If the laugh was
going TO cost him
eometb ing and
ne approaches
IL very cautious
~, throwing out
o smile for a
feeler and then
venturing into a
b fat intonation
of his Joy that Is
6 good distance
this side of being
boisterous. Har-
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has had the cor
ners taken off in
W Washington and
when the first
surprise that il
expresses at the
joke that has
provoked it pass
es away 1t sim
mers down to an
anapestic diplo-
matic 4 Jules
cence in the fun
and lets the rest
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Taft with him
a nd lets-it-go-
Gallagher on the
l e asst provoca-
ton. He can DO
heard In the next
county when he
laughs. Billy
Phnkerton, who
makes his head
quarters in Chi
Icago, now uses
his worlds fair
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at points it is
spectacular. It
begins with a
he! he! he! do
velops into q
climatic ha! hal
ha! and do
II o q Q N Q a ! o
with no! no! hol
in the last gust
of which there
is q faclal trans
formation scene
with some re-
sponsive red fro
from his tonsil-
tsfio ran;nnr
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shiitles-rm going to get rid of nv
creditors
Binrles-Kill theme
Shiftles-No. pay them
Eipgies-Ssme thiuE.-IownT oa;cA
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4 NEW GALLERY.

Photographs of every description. from lockei
picture to life SIZE. Large pictures finished IN
India ink. era yon. water ooiors and oil.
hildrrns pictures speciality. Mothers. bring
your babies.
MIR. JAMES A MAJOR, a well known artist OF
London. Paris and New York, Is now with us. He
has al forty years experience in OF the best
gal eries of tiie world and We want It distinctly
understood that we Take back seat for nobody >
Landscape views. farm scenes aud family groups
at your residence. None but first class work al
lowed 10 leave the gallery. Come and see Us.
LITCHFIELD REYNOLDS. zoo Z. DoaciaS
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laugher. I'll bet-and put him out!''
"Why, no, that's Gov. Mckinley" said
the usher. And so it was. He was
with Mrs. Mckinley and some members
of his staff in a stage box. He gave
the audience its cue for every laugh
in the play.
Tammany Chief Dick Croker takes
his two boys to the theater and keeps
his eye on them. When they laugh he
laughs, and his laugh is not of tho
smothered variety, but clarion voiced
and occasionally dissilient
Police Superintendent Byrnes' laughs
are always on stills. Byrnes is big
man in big town and his dignity will
not permit him to double himself up
with hilarity and holler out his happi-
ness as he used to do In the good old
days when he was Patrolman Byrnes.
His is a condescending laugh with no
moro comfort in 1t than there would
be in complimentary ticket to ones
own grandmother's funeral.
The Pinkertons are great laughers,
though. Bob Pinkerton always has his
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GREAT MEN LAUGH
a Famed Comedian Writes About
Grover Cleveland.
Richard Croker's Eat HaiLThe Way
Mckinley Was Nearly Elected
from . Theater for Loud
Laughing.
'coPYRJcHr, fee<1

Laughter, while not very elevated
INFECT for study In the abstract, is
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MOUNT VERNON

The residents OF the town Of East Chester who he'd
a meeting recently to take steps against Mount Yer
non in regard to its sewage have appointed a COM
mttee and authorized 1t to proceed to have d!scon-
tinued what they assert TO be nuisance. They
complain that the sewage at the outlet In East
Chester Creek Is emptied there without being disln
fected with the result that the banks and water OF
the creek are loaded with matter from which a hor-
rible stencil arises and Is noticeable for great dis
lance. 1t Is a nuisance. they say. and detrimental
to health and life This complaint. together with
the contrac, given for the removal OF garbage
and ashes from the houGes and depositng them
wherever convenient place may be found. has led
TO consideration by few Of the we!l-known resi-
dents of the cremation system. One system sug-
gested 10 the establishment Of q plant At . point