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The Irish standard., 1894-07-07
GARDEN PARTIES FOR CATS.
An Unreasonable Neighbor Objects to the
- Feline Assenlblages. -.

An Unreasonable Neighbor Objects to the
Feline Assenblages.
Luciano, in The Comedy OF Errors
says that q imam is master of his lib
erty;" but there is q lady in North Lon
don, says the Standard, more advanced
than. the women of Shakespeares time,
who claims the same right on behalf Of
her sex that Luciano handed over to
the other. II don't object to your
growing mushrooms and lettuces in
your garden" she said to her male
neighbor, ''and you have no business to
object to my feeding cats in mine"
"But what right have your cats to eat
my mushrooms" Perhaps they like
EN- answered the lady, and then she
added insult to injury by adding :''cat-
sup is made of mushrooms, you know.
Anyhow this is a free country and I
can do what I like on my own prem
ises." Under such circumstances the
neighbor applied to Mr. Lane, @. c.,
the North London magistrate, for his
advice. The lady, he said, was in the
habit of giving cat parties in her gar
den, inviting all the stray tabbies and
toms in the locality by laying food for
them on the grass. The amateur garden
er would not mind if she provided sufh-
cient refreshments for her guests, but
unfortunately the animals left the gard
en- party with appetites SO voracious
that on their way back to the high road
they entered his premises and ate up
his mushrooms, lettuces. beans, vege-
table marrows, and fowers--in fact, all
his spring delioacies had recently been
devoured, the damagegdone amounting
to about Sc. ''The cats assemble in
your garden and fight and wraugle?''
asked Mr.. Lane. yes" replied the
applicant, land destroy my plants:
The lady will persist in inviting and
harboring them. What am to do?"
''That," answered the magistrate, lis
an exceedingly difficult problem. The
cat, you know, is a domesticated ami
NAL. If you think it worth your
while to 60 to the county court, you
may; but you have no remedy in this
court. The judge, however, will have
to look up some law before he can set
tie it, For the time being, therefore,
the cats are masters of the situation and
the mushrooms.
The Irish standard., 1894-07-07
THE BUMPER UP TO DATE.
Il 70 : Cheeky Blum, But It Raises Out
Unattracttve FaciaI Contours.

H 10 . Cheeky bun, But 1t Raises Oue
Unattracttve Facial Contours.
81 'sNo woman" said the dentist the
other day, .'need have sunken checks
nowadays, and anyone Of the sex is
foolish if she continues to maintain q
facial defect that can readily be rem
edied.''' III
whats the remedy?" asked curl
Gus man who heard the remark.
.'Why, the plumper, of course, was
the laconic reply.
''And what is the plumper?"
sit is dental device that throws
the sunken cheek outward, giving it
an attractive plumpness. Plumpers
were nraae years ago. before the inn
provements of modern dentistry, but
the modern plumper doesn't at all re-
semble the old-fashioned article
''These old-fashioned plumpers were
plates to which were attached concave
disks. The plate fitted into the roof
of the mouth SO that the disk pressed
against the inside of the cheek and
threw it outward, imparting the ap-
pearance of plumpness.
''This old disk has been entirely done
away with nowadays, and in its stead
is plate with an artificial gum which
throws the cheek out. The sinking of
the cheeks is usually due to the recess
sion of the natural gum caused by She
loss of teeth, but sometimes the cheek
is naturally sunken even when the
teeth are intact. The insertion of
plumper into the mouth will instantly
remove this facial defect.
"Most'dentists make plumpers to or
der for patients, but they can be
bought for trifing sum at any manu-
factory Of dental materials. They are
generally made of rubber, although
celluloid, and in some instances gold, is
the material used in the manufacture.
''The method of manufacture is sim
pie. An impression of the roof of the
mouth and the gums is taken in wax.
A mould is made from the impression,
and the mould used in making the
plumper plate. Where the natural
gum is sunken the plate is simply filed
out, so that when it is inserted in the
mouth it will throw the cheek OUT
ward. The plate is. held in place by
suction. AS a rule plumpers are made
with artificial teeth also, although if
the patient desires, the plate alone is
made.
where the jaw has been broken or is
misshapen as the result of an accident,
5 the plumper proves very effective in re-
moving the facial defect.
'"The value OF the device is that it
cannot be detected except upon a
minute examination of the interior of
the mouth. It does not interfere at all
with articulation or the mastication
of food. Plumpers are used by some
actresses, who are aware of their value
as beautifer of the mouth and
Cheeks
The Irish standard., 1894-07-07
INDIANS DIE IN PRISON.
Apaches Yield to Consumption In Confine-
of

Apaches Yield to Consumption In Conf1no-
ment at Yuma.
It is remarkab BILE fact, though one
easily accounted for, that imprison-
ment at Yuma for any term of not less
than five years of an Apache or any
mountain Indian is equivalent to inn
prison1nent for life, and the cause of
death is invariably consumption.
This is disease, says an Arizona ex-
change, almost unknown among the
Apaches under normal conditions of
climate and habit. The change, how
ever, from the high attitudes of the
mountains and the bracing mountain
air to the lower level of Yuma, with its
more than semi-tropical heat, wears
away what mountain storms and ek-
posure cannot even indent.
On March % of this year Say-es, a
Tonic Apache, died at Yuma. He was
q member of the Kids band, and was
one of the murderers of Sheriff Rey-
nolds and his deputy, who were guard
ing them on q journey to Yuma. The
murderers, along with the Kid, es-
capped. Say-es alone was afterwards
recaptured, and all the rest Of the band
except the Kid have since been killed.
Say es was sentenced for life from Pinal
county.
Two months before the death Of
Say-es DR.. Cotter pronounced his case
hopeless and recommended his pardon
on account Of the danger Of infection.
The governor decided to grant the
pardon, but Vi orous protests came up
from Pinal, Graham and Gila counties.
The pardon was not granite ], and say-esI
died two mon this later.
The Irish standard., 1894-07-07
* Nice Young King.

The young king Of Spain, Alfonso
XIII. who recently entered upon his
ninth year, according to all who have
come into contact with him, is bright,
intelligent and high spirited. They
tell q story Of q dance at st. Sebastian,
where his majesty took 2 great fancy
to q par tner OF his own age, and the
yound lady innocently offered her
check for q royal embrace. Alfonso,
loroudly stepped back
stretched out his hand for her TO ll<iss,
and exclaimed a 81 am our /. Y
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
The Cream CT CHrEessf
Thought.

PUBIC CrIS1oS, published at Was 1!hs>>st,r,
d. G., is a weekly journal! devoted ~ tbs:
reproduction, in co,1;len.;s. fornl, ut carefully
selected magazine articles and ot s:e;its~:a's
comment from the representative daily ans!
weekly press of all political parties, and
from al! parts OF the country. The readers
of Public OriNIoc get ali sides of every
question. Il is iuss The paper ti.,: ti,:
ia tr1cr a,..i vll:.gsf nee! for general reading
1t keeps IFS readers fully abreast of The
times ana supplies them with tho hcss
thought of the day in tue fields OF Asn:rica,
Affairs. Foreign AHai Sociology, Commerce
Finance Religion, Science, Education, Art,
and New Books. PusItc OPINION and the
rural weekly supplement each other admir-
ably. Together they give the farmer or
vi,!acer and his family more OF news,
editorial comment, and magazine literature
| than can be had in any othe: way for i've
| times their cost. The price of PUBLIC:
| OpINIoN has been reduced from $500 to
+; So. so per year. We have jast completed
| arrangements by which we can offer Public
! OPINION and The Gazette for $500 cash
|
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
Marvellous Results.

From, a letter written 10y Rev. J. t'un,sess
man. of Din,onlai., Mich, we pefi.it-
ted to make this extract: 81 have 10 hcsi Tar
ton in recommending DIR. kirG: s Nc"
discovery, as the results we're almost ts'ss'.
Vicious ii, the case of my .s:te. Whine !:
was ,,as,oc OF the Bahtis. t,.1,rc.: 1T Eises
Junction she was brought down w,,h
Pneumonia succeeding La Grippe. Ter
ri,,le paroxys:ns Of coughing w.''issi s.'s.
hours viii, little interruption and Is ssen:':,'
as If She could survive tasns. q
friend recommended Or King E>ev'
Discovery; it was quick II: i,s work s'','
hi gi,l~ satisfactory II, resalts' Erias bottles
free at VIM. Clegy's Drug store
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
polico Jury Proceedings.
I.AfAYETTE, la, Nov. 20, ISs

LAFAYETTE, La, NOV. 70, 1904.
The Police Jury met this day in regular
session with the following members PRES x t:
]. G. ST. Julien, r. c. Landry, a. ID. Lam
dry, II. NJ. burke, Aft. a. Deihon,me, ard
Alfred Hebsr.. Absent: &. Z. Brown and
Ford Hoffpauir
The president bcirg absent the secretary
called the meeting TO; order and by motion
duly made Mr.. J. @. St. Julien was elected
president pro tesn.
NJ siinsstss sf Tie previous apcc sxste
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
Brck.en.s A.,,;ca Saive.

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Uce:s, Salt Rheu,l, Fever
Sores, letter, Chap;,ed Hands. C,hi!nlains,
Corns, and all Skin icrup,ious. and positive;
cares Piles, no pay required Ii i
guaranteed 70 give perfect satisfied OF
money refunded. Price IS cents per pox
For sale by VIM. Clegg.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
Notice.

Hereafter job work done at The
Gazette office will BE strictly cash
on RcAz'cry. Those Indebted to Us
for work already done are earnestl;
requested to remit.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
w. +. Beatty, DENTS,

three years resident of Crowley,
has made permanent arrangements
TO be IN Lafayette the first week in
each month. He will be in Lafa-
yette on the 4th, 5th, 9th, 9TH and
9Th of December next. All work
guaranteed. Charges reasonable.
| Office: Next door to the bank.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01

40 ss; s9s; s ~. ::s:. rs
N g ils md slsat 1T
VefsiatS 81 tsh Syg - at this Jurc-I
tuse febGiA sid tEe s ar. burke va: I
ant horizel 10 confer furthsr wish the Ver-I
milton authorities as 70 the repairing or rel
building Of the bridge. w
81 petition from the citizens Of the I'd. /
ward asking for = change Of the public road |
running through the center of Mr.. IhcovIdc
Trahan 5 land and slOng its northern boun- |
Diary and praying that said road We changed /
to ruN the southern and eastern boundary
Of the land of said Theovide Trahan, was
read ard permission granted to effect the dc- |
sired change provided that the said Theoa1ds
rrahan shall at his own expense transfer
| by notcyial act, deed of the proposed road
in good travelling condition and maintain the
same for on. wear. Mr.. ALI. a. Dslhomn,e
was appointed and authorized 70 represent
the parish in the above transaction.
By motion duly made, it was resolved
that II sail be unlawful for any railway or
! trarnway train olostruct the pEblic highways
| of the parish of Lafayette, tor longer
period of time than ten minutes, and II Is
| further resolved that fine of SIS be and IS
hereby fixed penalty for each and every
violation of this ordinance shall be enforced
! by affidavit or indictment before any court
! Of competent jurisdiction. Any and :sil orr
| linances in conflict herewith be and are.
hereby repealed and it is further moved shas
| this ordinance shall become operative on
! and after its official PRONUNCIATION.
The following account was rejected. NJ.
T. Martin, swearing election commissioners
! $500.
The following accounts were approved.
A. Gladu, coroner's fccs:-....-..--. 81 90
4 Moss 6 Aiouton, lumber ......-...-..... xo3 81
n. T. Martin, searching record. IS 90
H. Billeaud, feeding prisoners-...-..-.. 70 90
:! H. Billeaud, barrel Of coal...--..--..--- 90
i y. Rees, sherif's fees..-....-- IS 90
w. +. Bowen, Justices saiary.-..-.-...-- 20 90
J. E. Langlinais, sign boards etc.. 50
l H.>l~, xa@f>. a ~
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01

What we need in Louisiana are
packing houses. IF there were a
few we believe the farmers could
raise hogs with much profit Pres
emily there is no convenient market
tor hogs, and of course our farmers
will not raise them more extensively.
II is folly to tell the farmers to quit
making cotton unless they can do
something else.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01

Z ( III - J.! 49,
ley ~ no sos
~ yensh III zkslyeh fists s. some pats
sofs the linton. Nobsrf R Shallx
81 Queen Anne's County Nd. now
serving term Of 96 day i,nprison-
ment for hoeing in his garden and
saving wood IN his backyard on
sunday w. g. Curlett, another
Adventist, is in jail because he
worked in his potato patch on a
Sunday. Several other similar
cases are reported in different parts
Of the country. And these outrages
are committed in country that
boasts of religious freedom and by
people who, in most cases, belong.
to churches and claim to be Chris
tians. The Seventh day Adventists
sincerely believe that the Bible tells
them to observe Saturday, as the Sab
bath, and because they dare to do
what their consciences dictate, they
are put IN Jail like common fe!ons,
and all this is done in the name OF
religion! These people are un-
doubtedly conscientious and by go
ing to church on Saturday and stay
ing at home on Sunday and attend
| ing to their private affairs, they in
fringe on on ones rights and it is in,
famous persecution to treat them as
criminals for it. What has become
4 -
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
Good Service. Prompt returns.
Colunbia-
Rice Mill,
NEW YORK.

.l.r
The undersigned call the atten-
ton of planters and factors to the
above mill which IS among the
largest in the United States. It is
equipped with the latest and best
machinery for the milling of Rice,
and secures out-turns equalled by
few and excelled by none.
Consignments and correspon
aence solicited.
Dan rAIMAGE'S SONS.
Us WALL STREET., NEW YORK.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01


ing this land once the refuge of the
oppressed of all countries? Reh-
gious intolerance is one of the rap
idly growing evils of this country
and unless crushed out in time, it
will be hard to eradicate.
HOW 70 KISS.
Our confrere Of the States evident
ly understands the art of kissing,
and we don't doubt but that the re
cipe for the osculating act will I'LL
all requirements-when the girl is
quite willing; but kissing is one of
the pleasures that loses some of its
charm when served with two much
nectar Now we wouldn't quite
like SO much deliberation about 1t.
Stolen sweets are much more pre-
ferable, especially when hard to
steal and spiced with just a little
resentment on the part OF the kissee;
| it makes a fellow feel like giving
back the distracted sweet with u
Dutchman's per cent added. Says
would take the little darling around
the waist with the left arm, giving
pressure of not less than seventy
| pounds to the square inch. Then
with smile about eighteen inches
wide we would tilt up her cEin to an
angle Of forty-five degrees and, and
then we would go to work. We
would swoop our grizzled muzzle
downward with the graceful slow
ness of settling hawk until the lip
coupling was secure and complete.
We would permit our chin to roost
on her chin for fully a minute to
drink in the nectar, and when we
pulled cur lips from her lips there
would be heard dull seeking
sound as though a dray mule were
pulling his hoof out Of a bog hole. :
Tolstoi On Maupassant's Art
Count Leo n. Tolstoi, the ia
nous Russian novelist and socia
reformer, is one Of the group o!
. great writers OF worldwide reputa
l UOn VINO appear AK liz 1>NESAha''e
.4rcza FIe writes a searching crit
cism of Guy de Maupassant's mora
aims and attitude in his stories
He shows that owing to his socia
and literary environments and thu
+ evailing ideas of what constitute
| the highest art, Maupassant alto
y gether lacked the right moral atti
: tude in his view of life and art. H
: analyses the impressions to b.
f derived from each of Maupassant'
important works and find that the
$ all lack the preventative element Q
e a spiritual and moral consciousness
: They cannot pass into peTnaner
;. literature because the author stult
: fed his native genius by narrowin
d his view of life to the mere indu
gence of the sexual passion.
> Joseph Angeran has opened q
oyster saloon opposite the store
IS A M. Martin. Bayou Cook ar
II Berwick Bay Oysters sold at :
N w. +. Beatty, Dentist,
n, i.1.. - nf Ia
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01

A leading Republican remarked
TO The Gazette that there was some
doubt as to the truthfulness of the
statement that the Democrats had
carried heaven at the last election,
but it was conceded by both par
ties that they had got II.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01

The mar1iage in kentucky OF g en-.
ms Clay at the age of IS has
sS1efilled new hopes in the heart Of
sS,;Ss bachelors and widowers, and
already there is noticeable change
4 S. their wearing apparels.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01

Numa Dudoussat, an alderm an,
is on trial in New Orleans for &C
cepting bribe. While from the
evidence already adduced, Dubious
sat is guilty, the fact remains that
O'Malley, the notorious jury briber
and coruptionist, is the man who
captured him.. Things have reach
ed pretty pass when O'Malley is
administering the laws.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
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IS
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Mhas political falth y our
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z 9 I =, = 4 = ',-s
\ ocretscs g WaA. ' SO
The marriage in kentucky of Gen.
a inns Clay at the age of IS has
knAtitled new hopes m tns heart 81
Bachelors and w'dowsrs, anu
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ieau1ns NepuDiican rem q '>eo
81 - ~ e
fNfNh
s,.,snen+ That ,he democrats had
..-r;ea heaven At 4he last election.
,,,,.. . c,nceded Nv both mar
80. 49,. +hev nd oot -,
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What we need IN LOUISIANA aie
packing houses. II there were
Few we DeneVe Inc ''a
raise hogs with much proht' Pres
emily there is no convenient market
for hogs, and of course our farmers
will not raise them more extensively.
5. e.,,. -, 80 f,ere !, ,,,;.
= - 'osy ~ -
making cot'on uniess 'hey can uo
something else.
-, -. -----1L5a.
- una Duuoussa', an ~ q -
cepting a bride. While from the
evidence already adduced, Dubious,
;e o,,;1tv the fact remains tina,
80 - SNHN-sss
O'Malley, the notorious jury bribe1
y and coruptionist, is the man whe
captured him.. Things have reach
ed a pretty pass when O'Malley i
administering the laws.
Rro pines Of the Star seems t.
rive ..it M, for the iackass. Will,
.....,.a.-.t.,a h;s f.e,;nas +ow,r,
Ea;..- 1v,t.aa -. +ot.1Iv fail :,
.,,a,,,d ,,nn<cess,r;,,, h,
,h,.d ,;,., h
;. ~ p;-ae
-,;.. n,a,, W.,
son IF the St. Mary banner. has OF
fered an insult to the country editor
of the Louisiana press, by declarin
that the majority OF them are TOO
80 more than sta cOnplOmeratIon OF fat
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01

Joseph Angeran has opened an
oyster saloon opposite the store Of
a. M. Martin. Bayou Cook and
! Berwick Bay Oysters sold at all
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-01
Max Muller's Conception OF Re.
lfgion.

lkADh.
Professor Max Muller contributes
most interesting study. OF popular
interest, to the December Areaa on
The Real Significance Of the
Worlds Parliament of Religions. !"
The great Oxford scholar was
greatly impressed with this Unique
and unprecedented event, not only
the one great memorable occasion
cot the Worlds Fair, but the first
great milestone in a new civilization
s~of religious tolerance. He says:
Let theolig:ans pile up volume up
On volume 81 what they call theol-
ogy; reli gicns IS avery simple M at
Ter, and that which is 50 simple and
j yet So Al important to us, the lily.
ing kernsl Of religion, can be fopnc
tsaspst every creed howeve;
ssfzse II a AZ v:asy +
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-23
WANTED TO LYNCH THE PRISONER.

RESULT OF A FATAL QUARREL NEAR WILKES
BARRE.
Wilkesbarre Penn. March 22.-The series of
murders and murderous assaults that have dis-
graced this county during the past week reached
n climax tonight at Mdvalc, a village three miles
from this city Mike" Bedrock Hungarian. be-
came involved In n quarrel with John Shandow, a
neghbor Revolvers drawn. and bloody
fight ensued. during which Shandow shot Bedrock
and fatally wounded him. After the shooting
Shandow fed, firing right and left at the crowd
which had collected. one of the bullets struck the
two ear-old baby OF Philip Hendershot' which
was in its mothers arms. The little one u'eu III
stanty.
The murder OF the child worked the crowd if''o
frenzy and o rush was made for Shandow. VINO re-
treated into his house near by ana Locker tnt
doors He then put the light out and as the crown
surged up against the door to break II open ne
leaned out Of an upper window and opened hre'
keeping his pursuers at bay for some tune. hon
Meanwhile County Detective Whalen had been
snmmnned nv telepRone and FASTENED to the scene
with armed posse They opener li III, u ,pVn a.
murderer at once. one shot taking enecu III mr.
face another penetrating his back. rush WIS
then made for the door which was battered io"II;
The detective placed shandow under arrest ,da
led him out into the roadway; wh h, he"'' ''''
The crowd wanted to lynch the murderer then anu
there and would no doubt have u9he 30 sSc,an,s
who with drawn revolvers, surrounded the prisoner
and conducted him safely to the county P pr the
house with him. shot in the leg. ana several
of the crowd received slight wounds III, ,xo
bochroGS was nrnpounced his case hopeless
The excitement in Midvale If, intense a. mn n1i
night the Jail Is closely guarded against a , I'M az
Hungarian and Slavonic element in this vicinity
has caused the greatest indisnatton and threats
nronpIv punished there will be a repetition Of the
strouds6urs lynching In this county