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Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

You have but to mention Ramon g
Tonic Liver Pills to anyone who suf.
fers from sick headache, and in a week
they will rise up and call you blessed.
No medicine in this country is effect
ing the remarkable cures accomplish
ed by this famous remedy. An entire
three weeks treatment for 25 cents.
They are perfectly harmless and can
not fail to benefit you in any event
Give them a trial. Sample free at
Britton's drug store,
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05
A Quarter Century Test.

For a quarter of acentury DR.. Kings
New discovery has been tested, and the
millions who have received benefit
from its use testify to its wonderful
curative powers in all diseases of throat
chest and lungs. A remedy that has
stood the test SO long and that has
given 30 universal satisfaction isno ex-
pertinent. Each bottle is positively
guaranteed to give relief or the money
will be refunded. II is admitted to be
the most reliable for coughs and colds.
Trial bottles free at Britton's drug
store. Regular size SOC. and 81.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05
It May DO As Much For You,

Fred Miller, of Irving, ILL.,, writes
that he had a severe kidney trouble
for many years, with severe pains in
his back and also that his bladder was
affected. He tried many so called kid
ney cures, but without any good result
About a year ago he began the use of
Electric Bitters and found relief at
once Electric Bitters is especially ad.
apted to cure all kidney and liver trou.
bles and often gives almost instant re-
lief. One trial will prove our state
ment. Price only SOC. for large bottle
at Britton' 3 drug store.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

On nom does dignity sit more grace.
fully than upon the woman who has
lived beyond her first youth. She may
be al youthful as her heart is ii she
preserves a sweet, womanly dignity
throughout, but let her decend to fool
ish simpering and kittenish ways and
she loses the advantages of her years
and comes down to mere o~rdinariness.
Buffalo News.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

When George Rignold was playing
"Henry "" a friend visited him in his
dressing room and remarked a large
and handsome photograph of Words
worth hanging on the wall. Said the
friend, II see you are an admirer OF
Wordsworth"
"Who's WORDSWORTH" que,ied the
actoa.
why, that's his picture-Words
worth, the poet"
"Is that old file a poetY l got him fol
a study of wrinkles. London Ans
wers.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

your hogs a fow weeks ago. the stran-
ger explained.
"'Oh, you're the man, are you,' said
Leach, quietly. 4.
Eyes said the fakir,' and, by the
way, how did it work.
"'We)l, said Leach, in his compla,
cent style, 4 don't know that it done
any good, except to made the hogs die
q little easier"
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

Mat Weiser, a we'll known farmer of
Boyd's Greek, neal Knoxville, was
killed last week by his horse. The
animal fell with his rider and rolled
upon him crushing him so bad that he
died in an hour.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

1t is stated that the following notice
was read last Sunday from a subur'
ban pulpit: "The pastor will preach
his last sermon this evening, and the
choir has arranged a special praise
service fer the occasion. boston
Transcript.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

Revenue officers arrested Geo. Will
liams, a moonshiner, and destroyed a
big illicit distillery on Chilhowie Noun
tain recently. This is the second wild
cat still destroyed at the same place
within the past eight months.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

Little boy-What did your mamma
wantp
Little girl-She wanted me to tidy
up the room q little.
What did you dor"
"Carried out the tides. GOOD News.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

Mountaineering his twin cousin for
the first time)-Isn't it funny mammal
Mamma-What, dear?
Jonnie-Why, this baby is a philo'
pena.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

New policeman-And where is your
permit to peddlep
Peddler-I have a verbar permit.
"Show it to me.-Texas Siftings.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05
Beyond Comparison

are the good qualities possessed by
Hoods SaTsaparilla. Above all it pur-
rifles the blood, thus strengthening the
the nerves: it regulates the digestive
organs, invigorates the kidneys and
liver, tones and builds up the entire
system, cures scrofula, dyspepsia, ca
tarrh and rheumatism. Get Hoods
and only Hoods.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

Thousands of cases of rheumatism
have been cured by Hoods Sarsaparil.
la. This is abundant reason for belief
that 1t will cure you.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

"Bloman has retired from the prize
ring"
Indeed? What is he doing nowS"
HE has got a job that just suits
him."
"What is itp"
"Filling bicycle tires. "-Exchange.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

Hoods Pills cure all liver ills, bill
iousness, jaundice, indigestion, sick
headache. 25c.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

Through Pullman Sleepers on Wash
ington and Chattanooga Limited for
Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia
and New York. And Pullman Sleeper
to Radford, Va, on afternoon train.
Close connection at Roanoke for Lynch
burg, Petersburg Norfolk & Richmond.
j. L. MILAN, T. P. A, Knoxville; G. A.
BENsCoTER, A. G. P. A., Knoxville.
w. A. TURK, G.P.A., Washington, DC.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-12-05

DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure constipation
piles, billiousness, indigestion and
headaches.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17
IA NorAs-E coNNENrIoN-

The National American Woman sunrass
AssocIation to Meet IN TFashiugtou.
The twenty-si1th annual convention
of the National American Woman 5Uf-
frage association VIII be held 10 81 ash-
ingt0n at 1Ietzerott's Music hall Feb.
1920. inclusive.
The governments recognition of WOrn-
en- in the board of managers for the
Worlds CO1um 0ian exposition, the
worlds congress eff representative wom-
en-the greatest convocatOn OF women
ever assem- bled-the participation OF
women ia the entire series of worlds
congresses. the gaining Of woman suf-
frage in Colorado, give to our demand
for political equality for women unprece-
denied prestige in the world IF thought.
From this vantage ground let ms assem-
bic in our tyventy-sl-zth annual c0nven-
ton to work for the realization of an
ideal republic, with the assurance of sue
cess id the near future.
With the question OF woman suEags
pending IN Kansas and New y ork, st is
our manifest duty to concentrate our eff
forts upon those two states. and one busi-
ness session Of the convention VIII be de-
voted to ting consideration of ways and
means to further this object
Besides the presidents Of the auxiliary
state associations the speakers invited
are. Nine. Fanny Zauapini Salazar Of
italy and Nine HannAn korany off Syria,
who were delegates to the worlds con-
gress of representative women; Mrs.
Carrie Lane Chapman, who was most
important factor in the Colorado vice
torv: Rev. Marion Murd0ck Rev. Ida G.
IIultin, Rev. Anna H.} Shaw. Mrs Eliza
beth Boynton Harbert. Mrs Julia Ward
Howe, Miss Mary H. hrout ALrs Mary
Lowe Dickinson. secretary of the Kings
Daughters; Mr.. 81. 81 Blackwell, Mrs.
Mary Seymour Howell and others.
Since the call for the national AmerI-
can convention was issued the following
persons have been invited: Senators Hoar
Of Massachusetts. Tellerof Colorado and
Carey Of Wyoming and Representative
Blair Of New Hampshire, Mrs. Rebecca
Henry Hayes Of Texas, Mrs Virginia p.
Young of South Carolina. Miss Elizabeth
u Yates of Maine, Mrs. Josephine *
Henry of Kentucky, Miss Frances Crit
fin of Alabama and Mrs Ora Lang
horne of Virginia.
"A special feature Be this convention
VIII be an evening devoted to a celebra-
tion and gloriheation over our victory in
Colorado, at which a very Interesting
ceremony viii take place.
One other special feature VIII be an
evening given To short addresses by the
presidents Of auadliarT states, and this
promises to be one of the most charming
evenings Of the convention.
Susan B. ANTHONY President.
RACHEL EOsTER AVERY. Cor. sec'y.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Miss Alice stone Blackwell IS writing
d biography III her famous mother.
Minnie Cleghorn, . schoolteacher at
Wellington, o. is q second cousin of ex-
Queen Liiuokalani.
Two granddaughtera Of Balfe. the
composer of The Bohemian Girl, - are
said to be living in poverty at Jersey
City.
Louis Cyr, "the modern Samson can
lift 4s4 pounds with one finger. he also
holds a 1902 pound dumb-bel at arms
length with perfect ease.
Miss Mary Powell Of New Castle, Ind,
has attended school for nine years with
out being absent or tarly, walking near
~ a mile to the schoolhouse-
Professor James Of Harvard college
has been elected president of the Ameri-
can Psychological association. and Pro
fessor Catten Of Columbia college has
been made secretary.
Congressman Grain OF Texas says that
the people of Texas regard the pie fanai-
ly rs Caesar regarded C4aul-divided into
three kinds. the kivered, the unlzivered
and the Cross barred.
One of the most spacious and elegant
homes in Brooklyn. hut in an Old fash
longing to AIRS. Stranahan, who recent
Is gave a reception 20 Mrs. Potter Pal
mer.
Ex-senator Edmunds practices before
the United States courts, chiefly the su-
preme court. utilizing in this way per-
haps SIX months in the year. For the
Lenehtof his daughters health he spends
q large part Of each winter II Florida.
Signor Sonnino, who has been called
to grapple with the perplezing problem
5f improving the Itahan financial situa-
ton. is known among his countrynnen
as ''the Eng ishman,7 on account Of his
manner and habits. AS a matter of fact
however, he was born in Egypt, where
his parents were resident at the time,
1919.
Since refiting our dining room we have
the neatest place ia the city Whittier s.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17
CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT.

81 e. C.-The Roman senate, original
~ 100 members, afterward 200. raised to-
800 by sylla, afterward to 600 10y Cesar.
1150-The name parliament first ap-
piled to the French assemblies of state.
1173-Parliaments Of Ireland began
with annual meetings at Tara.
1205-First summons Of barons by
writ made by John and directed to the
bishop of Salisbury.
1258-Twelve persons chosen to repre-
sent the commons in the English parla-
ment.
1258-The mad parliament, an assem-
bly, Of knights and burgesses, convened.
1868 Il Writs signed summoning
knights. citizens and burgesses to par
lament.
1868 n General representation by
nights. citizens and burgesses took
7lace in the reign of Henry III
1272-The word parliament first apr
pears ia the laws Of England.
Parliament Of Paris made the
chief court Of justice in France by
Philip III
1293-Great parliament held in Scot
and at Scone By John Balliol.
1294-First regular English parliament
held.
13OS-The French parliament, former
iy attending the kings person, fixed at
Paris
1302-States general first naetin France
to resist exacti0ns Of the pope
180s-The English parliament became
. legislative body.
1326-GeneraI assembly held in Scot
land by Robert Bruce st Cumbersken-
meth.
l356-Diet Of the German empire or
gained by edict Of Charles III. com
posed of three colleges-one Of electors,
one of princes and one Of imperial
towns.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Most girls are in possession of one Of
the old fashioned pencil cases that used
the period when our mothers were
young. They were very thin. ut least
four inches long and wide at the bot
tom, and there was generally q liberal
sprinklng Of stones upon Them tur-
Quoises being used for preference. Fash-
ion at last changed in pencil cases, ais IN
all else, and this particular Kind was
relegated to boxes of old treasures. But
now they may be safely brought ont
again, for tickle fashions wheel has re-
volved and brought them again into IA
vor. Indeed they are just now the most
fashionable shape i'm Fhilsdelphia
Times
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

a man in Limerick went to the undSss
taker to order coffin for Rat C0nnalI
Dear me, r said tie undertaken, sis DOOR
Pat dead7' NO, he's not dead vet an
swered the other, but he'll die tonight.
for the doctor says he can't live till morn
ing, and he knows what he gave him.
Tom Moore used to tell q story about
staying. as a boy, with an uncle at Sandy
mount, near Dublin. and finding one morn
ing dead highwavman lying on the road.
There was a small bullet hole i'll his RIGHT
temple. An old woman was LOOKING at
him. "Gentlemen,' she said. .'isn't it the
blessing Of God it didn't hit him in the
eye"
Some people were laughing at an Irish
man, who won q race, for saying. ssWe ell.
m first at last.2 on needn't laugh. p
said he. sure, WASH 1 behind befora2''
Some young fellows Of the navy shaved
the head OF a brother officer, an Irishman.
when he was drunk and put him to bed
He had previously given orders that he sv1
to be called at in the morning, and D
was accordingly called at that hour Whs
he looked in the glass and saw an appee.
ance So unlike what he expected, s'Hau
me. said he ''if they haven't called I'll
wrong mauI'
An Irish gentleman had a splendid lool
ing COW. but she kicked SO much that
took a very long time, and it was neilrl
impossible, TO milk Ter, SO he sent her TO
fair to be sold and told his herdsman to Il
sure not to sell her without letting the bus
er know her faults He brought home
large price, which he had got for it. 1T
master was surprised and said. Are go
sure You told all about her2'z 'sBedad
did. sir, said the aerdsman. She askel
me whether she was good mixer Pc
CORA. SIR says I. It's what you'd be tired
milking her. '-'.S seventy Years OF Irish
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

professor Annie Cppenheim seems
to be making quite a good thing over in
London out Of the proverbia1 curiosity
which people feel about themselves. She
is a physiognonist and has s-delineated~
5000 people in five months, hundreds be-
ing turned away because she had not
time to read them. Miss CppenheiIn
disclaims amy connection with palniistry
or pretension to psychical powers and
says her system Of face reading IS purely
scientific. Philadelphia Call
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17
FREDDIE eEBHAR0's FlAncEE
Tiss 1IorrIs. the Baltimore Beauty Whom
He VIII soon wed

tTiss 1IorrIs. the Baltimore Beauty Whom
He VIII soon we'd
Like Barkis, Frederick Gerhard, the
apparently incorrigibis bachelor club
man. horseman and erstvhile admirer Of
the Jersey Lily. is at last -'yvillin to ex-
change the responsibilities off cehDacy
for the cares and responsibilities Of Ben
edict Miss Louise IL Morris, the so
ciety Peggotty who has won his heart, is
"a Baltimore belle, tail and divnely fair.
blue eyed. brown haired and possessing
such exquisitely clliseled features that
she is said to closely resemble the pref
tiest and most aueenly woman Du Man
rier draws. She is the persoAiacatlono Of
youth. health and vitality, and as she is
credited with possessing % sparkling wit
there Els doubtless much more humor in
her than il to be found iii the pictures
she is said to resemble.
Her parents are MIR. and Mrs John p.
Norris of Baltimore, and since her debut
about three years ago when she was two
years beyond sweet is. she has been one
az the most admired women ia New
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Mime. lie Ray. mother of the Duke
d'Abrantes of Paris. viii soon go to
China. Every year Nine. rs Ray takes
a long journey to some faraway country
She is considered one Of the most intrep-
ia travellers Eli the world and has al-
ready visited the ruins Of Palmyra. Bal
bee, Babylon, Ninevell. the place where
once stood the tower OF Babel. and has
organized caravans to travel through
Persia.-Paris Journal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

York. Newport and Baltimore society.
At tile tableaux vivsnts given Ina the
Madison Square assembly rooms for
charity in Eev York last April Miss
Norris iUpe1 sonated Queen Louise Of
Prussia. he living picture she appeared
in was arranged after 8Iullers celebrat-
cd painting, which was afterward among
the exhibits ia the Art building at the
World fair. In the iableauz Miss Nor
ris represented the beautiful queen ar
rayed in an empire gown Of surprising
loneliness and standing in q most pictur-
esqne pose on Il marble stairway.
SHE was rapturously applauded. and
her beauty created a furore among the
society people present The Norris fam
ly is one of the Oldest and wealthiest
families ID Maryland, and as Gebhard is
q millionaire the young couple are well
provided with this worlds goods. Since
Gerhard was first snitten with THE ori-
ole beauty's charms 1hree YEARS ago be
has been q changed man. He is reputed
10 have forsworn PHI malt and spiritu-
ous liquors, turned his back On fast lv-
ing and become as steady as the pro
verbal clock. In other words. he has en-
tirelv retired from the wild oats business,
and rs he is said to lie q young man of
actual ability and worth as weu as
wealth he VIII doubtless i'll the role Of
Benedict very acceptably.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

= man who looked suspicious applied at
q boarding house on Adams avenue for q
home and was received by the landlady
FL presume" she said after inspecting
him critically and hearing what he had 70
say. shat you can give references
s'N hat kind do you wish. MADAME he
inquired.
s.Wel. she hesltated. II don know who
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

AIRS. Margaret Woods Lawrence. who,
st fourscore years. is yet an active mem
Der of the Abbot Academy club. has
within the past year added 80 pages to
the new edition Of her Tobacco Prob
lem" a book which shows great re-
search Her Marion Graham. q theo-
logical novel. created a sensation ia re-
hgious circles on its appearance some
years agC.-ElEc hanaa-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Mrs. Plankingson- Why, my dear, what
are you puttiug those dunn 5bels i'm the
trunk for5 We won need them ait Niagara
l-anllngtoa-I Thought You said sou
were going to take yourdog along. Truth
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Mrs. Burton Kingsland gives in The
Ladies Home journal the menu and
prices Of q luncheon, designed for 10 per-
sons. that viii delight the hearts Of
women who wish to entertain and vet
must have a due regard for the expense.
Here it is:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Boarder-Is this genuine vegetable soup2
Wafer es. sir Fourteen carrots fine
Rochester Democrat.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Mrs. Finis-Tm as sick as I can be just
A0m eating these peanuts.
Finis-Well, why don't you stop eating
abem2
Mrs Finis lin amazement)-StOp Why,
have more than half a bag left yeti
Puck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-17

Since refting our dining room we have
the neatest place in the city, Whittier s.
Coz $50 Kansas aYenue-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-05
BRIGHT BITS

Kitty-what do you suppose her age is?
Toni don't know, but a womans age
doesn't matter so much as how long she
has been that age.-Puck.
Professionally, mees, You climb the
mountain. 1t was a great foot.
Miss-You mean feat.
Professor-Ah. zen you climb it more
than once?-Tit,
Boarder-Madam, / have found a nickel
in my hash.
Mrs. Mealer-Oh, that's all right; put
it there; l thought Ia give you little
change in your diet.-Phladelphia Record.
Mrs. Talmage-The worst of it is that
when one gets anything new in dress, at
the end of the week your servant has it,
Mrs. Crandall-That is, if you have the
same servant at the end of the week.
Truth.
80" said Mr. Donegan, they've been
printing the funeral notices av a man
that wasn't dead yit. It's a nice fix hed
be in If he had been wan of these people
that believes Everything in the newspa-
pers i'-Tit-Bits.
Housekeeper-Half the things you wash
are torn to pieces.
Washerwoman-Yes, mum; but when a
thing is torn in two or more pieces, mum,
/ count them as only one piece, num-
New York Weekly.
Impertinence Answered-Mrs. Brady
purchasing her first tickeD-Gev' me a
ticket ter Paterson.
Agent easantly)-Excursion
Mrs. Brady Qndignantly)-It's none av
y
a picnic, or phat it's fer; just gimme tn
ticket--Puck.
Got your Thanksgiving turkey yet, I'm
Gle Mose?'. s..e.s.. q. c.e4 81 -d
Il knows whar dey is one to be got" re-
piled the old man. "But is gWine out to
try and git a 'possum first. If de good
Lawd, he send dat 'possum my way, I'll
know dat 1t amt right fer me to hab tur-
key."-EXchange.
Grogan-It's Smoothun is goin' to git
me vote. He shakes hands with the dirty
fishtid workin' mon the same as wild the
banker.
Hogan-Ah he dooze, do he! Shure, an
the mon that wants tn whisky in the
joog is willin' to shake hans wild the han
die at ahny time.-Cincinnati Tribune.
Observant Citizen-That seems to be a
very thoughtful man in the fourth seat
front. Judge?
Conductor-No capitalist.
II should have taken him for a Judge
or deep student. by his straightforward
impressive look"
"Oh. he's only playing make-believe that
he's paid his fare, but I'll get him. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer