The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1894-06-06

fashlon. DO you see anything about me thai
! is familiar to your" yes. sir; my umbrel-
la Intrasigeant uustre.
1t is coming by degrees.
And Will get here by and by;
But the Isithotenoughforyou
Hasn't yet begun to fly.
Detroit Free Press.
An Indian is exhibiting himself at the
Antwerp exposition as the only Original
Sitting Bull. This will do we'll enough for
people who do not know that Sitting Bull
has sat-Eansas City Star.
The world makes up in leafy June,
OF interest there is then no lack:
Ills then the insects join In tune,
It's then the bugs crawl down your back.
Washington Star.
Salesman-"Now this is a book l can
highly recommend. 1 have read 1t myself
Mrs. Neovah--Oh. then, It would never do.
1 don't want any secondhand books.
Haven't you any that haven't been readF'-
Harper's Weekly.
Father-"Yes, ! admit your lover has a
good income. but he has very expensive
tastes. very" Daughter-"You amaze me.
What does he ever want that is so very
expensiveT' Father-"Well you for one
thing."-N. Y. Weekly.
Old King Cole was merry old soul,
But that was long ago,
When spring meant fruit and flowers and
flies
Instead Of sleet and snow.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Oldest house in Chicago stands on the
west side and was built in 1899 a. D. The
oldest horse in Chicago works for the Lake
View street car company and was present
at the battle OF Marathon, 400 B. C.-Chi-
cago Record.
Customer-"Pve come in TO get another
bottle of your complexion bleach" Nine.
Peachblow-"Dear me, I wonder what /
sold her last, the furniture polish or the
cough drops 1 had on hand."-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
In the South Dakota divorce mill the other
day twenty-six severances were made, and
of these twenty were New Workers. There
are fifty other citizens of New York at
Sioux Falls paying board while they wait
to be unmarried
Sir Edwin Arnold, on being interviewed
by reporter for the Sketch. was so anna
bic as to cause remark. All" he said,
but then you know that fame. as Chaun-
cey Depew once said to me, depends on be-
ing civil to interviewers"
The car of Russia IS said to have an un-
derstudy, who is singularly like him in ap-
pearance. to take his place at the windows
Of railway carriages and show himself about
the palace when his majesty doesn't wish
to disturb himself-N. y. Evening Sun.
"The gentlemen that came to see papa
said, l was one of the most intelligent
children they ever saw, said little Jack.
Indeed" said the proud mother. Did
you recite Little Drops of Water for
them ?" Nom. 1 refused to."-Washing-
ton Star.
O'Donovan Rosa has returned to Ireland,
the land of his birth, on a lecturing tour.
In 1871 England banished him and forbade
him to return to Ireland, England or Scot
land for a period of twenty years. During
his absence his wife will edit his paper, the
United Irishman.
To show the extent Of the fruit business
of California, an officer of the Southern Pa
cifc railroad states that his company ex-
poets to ship 10000 cars of fruit this season.
This means f1fty-five cars a day for 1855
days in the year. and 1t is only what one
road expects TO handle.
The descendants of Queen Victoria are
either now in possession Of or will in the
natural course of events come. to
occupy seven thrones-those of the British
empire the German empire. the Russian
empire, the kingdom of Greece, the grand
ducy OF Hesse the duchy Of SaXe-Coburg
and CIotha and the duchy of Saxe-Mein-
ingen.
Col Ingersou was riding uptown on a
New York elevated. when a gentleman sit
I'd his friend There's Bob Ingersoll." The
whisper was loud enough to be overheard
by a saintly-looking old lady in the ad-
Joining seat. She rose Immediately, cast "a
frightened look at the colonel and made a
break for the next car.