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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
A WOMAN Halter DISCONNECTED.
He Had Reason to Repent Asking Cues
ton About Eve.

He Had Reason to Repent Asking . Cues
ton About Eve.
There is q crHsty old bachelor on
Fourth street who is confirmed woman
hater and who never misses an oppor-
tunity for saying something sarcastic
and disagreeable about the fair sex.
But he met more than his match the
other day in a plucky little woman,
who, metaphorically speaking, wiped
up the earth with him, much to the de-
light of his friends, who were greatly
amused at his discontinue.
The old bachelor inquired why, when
Eve was manufactured of spare rib,
servant wasn't made at the same time
to wait on her. The little woman re-
sponded promptly: because Adam
never read the newspapers until the sun
got down behind the palm trees, and
then, stretching, yawned out, Isn't sup
per most ready, my dear?' Not he. He
made the fire and hung the kettle over
it himself, I'll venture, and pulled the
radishes, peeled the potatoes and did
everything else he ought to do.
HE chopped the kindling, brought
in the coal and did the chores himself,
and he never brought home half dozen
friends to dinner when Eve hadn't any
fresh pomegranates. "
The little woman stopped a moment
for breath and went on with renewed
vigor: "And Adam never staid out
till IL o'clock at a political meeting
hurrahing for some candidate and then
scolding because poor Eve was sitting
up and crying inside the gates. He never
played billiards, rolled tenpins and
drove fast horses nor choked Eve with
cigar smoke.
''He never loafed around the corner
groceries and saloons while Eve was
rocking little Gains cradle at home. In
short, he didn't think she was especial
~ created for the purpose Of waiting on
him and wasn't under the impression
that it disgraced a man to tighten a
wife's cares a little. That's the reason
that Eve didn't need hired girl, and
with it is the reason that her descend
ants do.
She drew another breath and was
about to continue, when the bachelor
pulled his hat down over his eyes and
sneaked away amid the laughter Of the
crowd. -Louisville Post.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Artificial Glaciers.

An excellent object lesson has been
given by Herr Koch, the German phys
lclst, who wishes to illustrate the for:
nation OF glaciers to his students He
took square tray, having a sloping
gutter, down which yellow pitch, re-
sembling colophony, which, like ice, is
plastic under pressure and brittle under
tension, was allowed to flow, the gutter
being first lined with very hot pitch SO
as to give the main flow better hold
on the sides. Transverse assures, like
the crevices in a glacier, appear in the
middle OF the stream. and smaller ones
join them from the edges. Where the
bed widens longitudinal crevices are
produced. Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Hard to Please.

Mrs. Henpecker is one of those wives
there is no pleasing. On the return of
her husband from the city last week she
greeted him thusly:
"Oh, Adolphus," she exclaimed,
show short you have had your hair
cut!''
''But, my dear Angelina replied
Mr.. II. meekly, II haven't had my hair
cut at ALL -
''Then it is high time you had, re-
turned Mrs. II. severely. leeds eng
land) Mercury.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
A Bureau of Information.

When the cook, disturbed by the
fierce barking of the dog, opened the
kitchen door, she observed a tramp hang
ing for dear life on the top of clothes
line post, with the dog jumping for him.
She called off the dog, but he still hung
on. @@ -. E.:
"Why don't you come down off that
post?'' she asked angrily.
''Don't ask me, lady, answered the
tramp; ''don't ask me. Ask the dog. y
Detroit Free Press. @5
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Hinnasota Stats Normal Schools
I Winona, Hank.te, st. Claud ans
Moorhead. s

nLAebOta 0tAIo y 0lMM SCHOOLS 1880
at Winona, Aankste, ST. Claud and
Moorhead.
These schools are organized far III.
training Of teachers f.r the public school.
Of the state.
Organization. Each school comnrises
two departments the Normal DeDart-
nent and the Training Department. or
Model School. 81.
The Normal Department embraces:
(G) An Elementary Course for teach
srs Of rural districts and elementary
grades.
(6) An advanced Course for teachers
Of advanced grades.
(c) A Professional Course for teach
ers who have completed the REQUIRED
academic work elsewhere.
(O A kindergarten Trsining Course
(at Winona, st. Cloud and Mankato).
Observation-Disclosures of high schools
and colleges, and teachers holding coun-
ty superintendent first and second grade
certificates ere admitted without examin
alton: All Others are required to pass
an entrance examination.
Representation is free to all who
pledge themselves to teach in Minnesota.
Text books are furnished at rental of
So per year. Provision Is made in each
school for economical living. The aver
age cost OF furnished rooms with board
is about So per week. The Ladies' Homo
At St. Cloud offers board, furnished room.
heat and light, at So per week.
The new Dormitory at Moorhea6, for
same Accommodations $3.50 per week.
Diplomas.-By a recent act of the legis-
I laturs, diploma becomes state teach
srs. certificate of the first grade.
tThe next school year opens at Winona
August 31st; at Mankato, August 3Oth:
at st. Cloud, August 2Sth; at Msorhead.
September 4th.
For free catalogues and circlars, Civ
ing full Information, address the presi-
dents as follows:
Irwin Shepard, Winona.
Edward Soaring, Mankato.
Joseph Carhart, St. Cloud.
Livingston G. Lord, Meorheod
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
A Terrible Thought.

Grace-I don't know what I am 90
ing to do.
Ethel-Why, what is the matter?
Grace Why, MI. Fearer of Paris
was talking very earnestly to me in
French last night, and I didn't quite
understand him, as he spoke SO impetu-
ously. I replied, "Oui, oui, y several
times. It has just occurred to me that
perhaps he was proposing. Pick Ne
Up.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Opposite Arnold's Store
$500 Reward!

We Will pay the above reward for any
case Of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, sick
lIea laoll2 Indigestion, Constipation or
COstlvcnnSs we cannot cure with Weit's
Vegetable Liver Pills, when the direc-
tions are strictly compiled with. They
are purely Vegetable, and never fail to
give satisfaction. Sugar Coated. Large
boxes, 25 cents. Beware of counterfelts
and limitations. The genuine manufac-
tured only be The John G. Vest Compa-
ny, Chicago, III. O. NJ. Olson Druggist
sale Agt., New Ulm MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
THE GRAPEVINE SWING.
Bnthely whistlfns. with agile swing.
Leaps the farmers boy to the grapeyinesWing.

Blithely whistlins. with agile swing.
Leaps the farmers boy to the grapeyineswing
To and fro, high and low, So
Up where the winds the branches blow,
Flying down to lightly pass z5s.
Where bare feet ripple the blue eyed grass.
Up again in the sunshine free, IS
Back, in the shade Of the maple tree,
Spurning the ground with supple foot
at the well worn spot at the naples root.
Higher: the branches strike his breast,
There are three blue eggs in the robins nestl
Dropping, dropping, swiftly down,
With flying glimpse of the distant town,
Back and forth in the noontide glow,
Swinging slower and still more slow.
Idly rocking in sun pierced gloom
To tremulous pause in the vines perfume.
Springing at length where the grasses yield,
He follows the men to the haying field.
Mary L. Paine in Good Housekeeping.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
The Curse of Humanity.

Frau Schlemiller (standing with her
second husband at the grave of her frst)
Yes, here he lies, the brave warrior.
You would certainly not be my husband
today if my dear John had not died the
death of a hero on the battlefield.
Herr Schlemiller (pensively) Yes,
war is the curse of humanity. Zeitspie-
gel.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
co M I N G.

Understanding the difficulty people
living in small towns have in procuring
the proper attendance when they have
anything the matter witch their eyes, tho
Tudor Optical Co., beg leave to anneuce
that they have appointed ON. Olsen
sole agent for their Celebrated Adaman-
tine Lenses, and will send Mr.. G. D.
Bruce Tudor NJ. A. O. Refractionist and
Specialistin Lenses Qate Of New York;
to his store to correct all irregular re-
fractive errors such as Strabismus, Mys-
pic Astigmatism, Hyperopia, Presbyspia
etc, Mr.. Tudor is not an itinerant vender
of spectacles, Dr.. or Professor, so-called
whom you may never see again. But
member of responsible firm who will
visit New Ulm regularly, and if you have
anything the matter with your eyes or if
your spectacles do notsuit you we should
advise you to see him. No charge for
examination.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29

leo. DAYTON sells the Celebrated Cot
- tage Organ with the largest and
best Organ Co. in the World to back
their warranted goods. Sold on easy
terms and cheap for cash or on short
time. Pianos sold on the monthly in
stallment plan. The Conoxer, the World
Favorite, is made By thee Chicago Cottage
Organ Co. and built By Conover Bros.
the best piano bull in America.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29

Constant coughing will, if neglected,
infame the entire mucous membrane lin
ing the air passage to the lungs. Cubeb
Cough Cure is the only remedy to be re-
cied upon to give quick relief and allay
Inflammation. It issoothing in its effect,
is most pleasant and agreeable to take;
III ildren like it. Sold by A. J. Eckstein
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Raga,nunan Ra~omofin.

It was first met with in Piers Plow-
man. and meant sone Of the demons Of
hell !" In piers Plowman'' they also
met with sragman' made from rage
man neaning the devil. = Rag
mans roll, Of Scotch origin, came
into use as a slang term for q lying
document or srigmarole. Z W. Academy.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29

u. PAINTED. Eight or ten men to
w. represent our well known house
nj this state. Our large and COM
plete stock and various lines, such as
nursery stock, plants, bulbs, fancy seed
potatoes. fertilizers, ETC., etc, enable us
to pay handsome salaries to even ordin-
airy statesmen. Wages run from $500
to $tt25 per month and expenses ac-
cording to material in the man. Apply
quick, stating age. s. Z. MAY & Co.,
st. Paul, MINI.
(This house is responsible:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29

Weber was very temperate in his hab-
its, but insisted on drinking three
glasses Of wine and no more every day
with his dinner.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Had No Other Chance.

Reedley-Why do you smoke contin-
ually from morning until night?
Weedley-It's the only time I get.
] sleep from night till morning Lon
don Tit-Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Knights Of Phythias Csnclaye at 81
ington.
The attest

improvement in baking pow
ders IS the new florsford's.
Superior to all old fashioned
powders. Enormous sales,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
SPRINGFIELD Bakery.

People who 1--we IN or visit Springfield
should bear in mind that the village con.
tains first-class bakery and restaurant.
Fine rolls and bread, cakes, fresh fruits,
ice-cream and everything else pertaining
to clean and enterprising Restaurant
always kept on hand. HERBEcK &SoN.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29

Stop suffering, Try b. Miles Pain Pills
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29
Knights Of tho 1lacoabees .

3 headache and NesernlOtls cured by DIR.
NILES PAIN PILLS. One cent dose .
Or. Miles Nerve Plasters tor Rheumatism
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-29

Hoods pills are hand made, and perfect
IN proportion and appearance. sc. per boz.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02
THE WEST AND WOOL.

An Eastern paper in discussing the
effect of the Wilson bill on Western
industries intimates that the wool in
dustry will be dangerously assaulted
and perhaps suffer total annihila-
ton. The sheep men throughout the
West realize that ever since the adj
vent of the Cleveland administration
to power their business is gradually
but surely slipping away from them
and that absolute ruin stares them in
the face. If the infamous Wilson
bill should receive the sanction of law
one of the greatest industries west of
the Mississippi river will have been
swept away to give place to foreign
product.
A reliable authority states that
"nearly two-thirds of the forty-seven
million of sheep in the United States
on July 1, 1898, were west of the
Mississippi, and the ratio would have
rapidly increased with the assurance
of continued protection" 1t is esti-
mated that the United States con-
sumes annually ak hundred million
pounds of wool. Of this amount the
United States produces little more
than one half. 1t is also estimated
that under conditions similar to those
under which the wool Industry has
been rapidly developed, in less than a
decade all the wool used for domestic
purposes could have been produced in
this country. But these facts seem
to have gone for naught, with the
present administration. Cleveland
has decreed that the wool industry of
the United States shall be blotted out,
and nothing but united and determ-
ined stand on the part of Western
Senators and Representatives can
avert the calamity.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02
THE AMERICAN FLAG.

Governor Flower of New York in
vetoing the Lawson bill to prevent
the display of foreign flags on public
buildings, except upon occasion when
foreign officers and dignitaries were
guests of the United States, of the
States, or of the cities, committed an
act which the people of the State of
New York and especially the larger
cities of the State are determined to
resent. No one who is not familiar
with the manner in which the vast
numbers of foreigners in the large
cities Of the East seek, with blind and
savage enthusiasm to perpetuate the
faded glories of a land which failed
to supply their wants, by hosting the
flag of the country they deserted side
by side with the stars and stripes, the
emblem of the land they chose to
adopt. It is sight not well calcu-
lated to inspire cordiality of feeling
toward those who have the audacity
to insult the patriotism of the Amer
lean people and dishonor the Ameri-
can flag, to hoist the emblem of the
country they have renounced on the
public buildings of this country.
America knows but one flag. And it
is the stars and stripes that every
American citizen native or foreign born
owes complete and undivided loyalty.
The New York Press in denouncing
Flowers action says: "The demand
that the American flag-the flag of
New Orleans, of Gettysburg and of
Appomattox- flag that .foated
over the Union troops on every battle
field of the war, shall float alone over
our public buildings" is a sentiment
that is heartily endorsed by all true
Americans.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02

moval of the bounty on the beet sugar
industry. This together with throw
ing million and half of men out of
employment and bringing restitution
and famine to as many more is quite
as much of that kind of advice as this
country can sustain at one time. And
all the harm that we wish this modern
Solemn is that the next time he is
called on to give direction to any
economical question is that he may be
in region too hot for the production
of wool or the carrying on of any kind
Of manufacturing industries.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02
NORTHWESTERN White Pine.

Elko Independent: A party of New
York capitalists consisting of A. B.
Twombly, brother-in-law of Cornelius
Vanderbilt, Col. S. B. Church, the
noted hydraulic engineer who butt the
Croton aquueduct, and John P. Gill
lis, a mining operator, arrived from
San Francisco last night. They were
met by Mr.. III. J. Mayhem, Denver
capitalist, and this afternoon w. B.
Duval, of the Island Mountain placers,
and J. B. Abel left with them to ex-
anime the Bald Mountain mines in
the north western part of White Pine
county. They will make thorough
examination of that country and on
their return will inspect the Island
Mountain Placer mines.
The Independent is informed that
Col. Church is the inventor of new
process Of working gold ores and that
several plants, costing forty thousand
dollars each, will be in operation
around Elko before the year closes.
If this be true, our town will be a
very lively place.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02

The administration is making des-
perate efforts to pay back not only
the $500, 600 advanced by the Sugar
Trust to the National Democratic
committee, but with about 800 per
cent added. A more open and bare
faced fraud never existed to harass
and impoverished confding public
than the Cleveland ring of public rob-
bers. For high handed robbery,
duplicity and treachery it remains
unparalleled.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02

Owing to the mastery efforts of
Senators Shoupe and Dubois of Ida
no, in behalf of protecting lead the
Finance Committee have at last
agreed to duty of : of cent per
pound on silver lead ores. An amend
ment was also agreed to providing
that the method of sampling and as
saying shall be that used for COM
mercial purposes in the United
States. This is just one-half the
amount of protection given lead ores
under the Mckinley law. A duty of
one cent might have been obtained
had it not been for the base treachery
of Senator Hill who forgot his prom
Uses to the Western Senators made
while soliciting their cooperation to
defeat Hornblower and Peckham for
the Supreme Court, and instead of
supporting duty on lead as per his
agreement, moved that it be placed
on the free list.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

There is only one successful way for
the government to suppress vagrancy,
and that is to create conditions that
will make vagrancy impossible. Even
ing Telegram.
Why denounce man who is rich,
simply because he advocates the cause
of the oppressed poor9 Wendall Phil
was wealthy man, yet he used his
money in the interests of oppressed
humanity; Was he ever called a
''demagogue?"
.Ex- Congressman Tom Watson may
be blatheskite, but he occasionally
says neat thing, as, for instance, when
he declared the other day that "two
years ago we were fed upon the am
brosia of Democratic expectations; to-
day we are gnawing the corncobs of
Democratic reality"
Colonel Watterson's Star-Eyed Cod
dess of free trade weeps tears, not of
joy or grief, but of righteous rage over
the sneaking character of the new
tariff compromise. 1t is her unhappy
fate to have lived to see the Demo-
Gratis regain full control of Congress
only to prove themselves party of
cowardly thinkers and trifers. IN. Y.
Press.
When Mr.. Hill sits quietly in his
seat in the Senate the free traders
tremble with fear that he is about to
utter one of his discordant and des-
tructive speeches, and when he is not
there they shake with terror and ap-
prehension that he is secretly plotting
some awful scheme equally as cruel.
Senator Hill enjoys the unique dis
tinction of being able to excite more
uneasiness to the square inch among
the free trade leaders than any other
man in the Democratic party. IN. Y.
Press. .,;
Nearly $50, 900, 900 in gold has
been shipped to Europe since April LIST,
and Secretary Carlisle talks of issuing
another block of bonds-to get more
to go to Europe. The Secretary, as
long as he is there, can issue bonds
just as fast as gold can be shipped
away. It's big thing-for the ship
pers. Of course, there's no business
about it, but, then, there isn't much
business about anything that Mr..
Carlisle does, SO far as the Govern
ment's interests are concerned. M.
& S. Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02
SILVER PARTY MEN IN COUNCIL

Meeting OF the state Central Com.
mlttee.
The Silver Party State Central
Committee met in Reno pursuant to
call on the 23d ult. and was called to
order by Chairman Nixon.
After roll call the following tele-
gram from Senators Jones and Stew
art was read:
WASHINGTON, D. c., May %, 1894.
Hon. Geo. S. Nixon, Chairman
State Central Committee, Silver Par
ty:-After the financial legislation of
the past year it is now manifest that
the supreme political issue, that which
dominates all other issues, is uone-
tary reform. The free coinage of sill
YER, at the ratio of 16 to l, is the first
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02

Europe and the East are again alarm
ed at the revolutionary and high
handed proceedings of Alexander the
youthful king of Servia in setting aside
the liberal constitution adopted about
five years ago and restoring the des-
potic constitution of 1869. Alexan-
der who is about 18 years of age has
undoubtedly taken this step at the
suggestion and under the immediate
direction of his father ex-King Milan,
who was Alexander's immediate pre-
decessor in Office. The change of
constitutions also includes the abroga-
ton of all laws respecting the freedom
of the press and all those contrary to
the constitution of 1869. The boy
king has decided to absent himself
from the kingdom for about six months
on pleasure trip, and Milan is to
have control of affairs during the boys
absence. The whole proceedings
seems to be a preconcerted plot to
destroy the liberal government under
which Servia has been managed. dur
ing the last five years and to give the
Royalists complete control. Milan has
Austria to back him, but Russia and
France it is said are ready to resent
any interference on the part of Aus
tria.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02
The New York World states that New

The New York World states that New
York city supports a large number
of importers" persons whose sole
business is to import goods from for
eign countries, and that to the wisdom
of one of these double decked and
doubly informed dealers of foreign
merchandise, by name Schoenoff was
entrusted the responsibility of shap-
ing the Wilson Bill. In other words,
to this remarkable freak in the way
of erudition belongs the distinction
of running the sheep industry and
menacing the future of the sugar beet
business in the west by placing wool
on the free list and advising the re-
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02
ESTATE OF BENITA WILL
LIS, DECEASED.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY THE
IN undersigned, the administrator of
the estate of Bonita Willis, deceased, to the
creditors of, and all persons having claims
against the said deceased, to exhibit them
months after the first publication of thIs
notice to Richard Willis, the administrator
of said estate at his place of business in
the town of Hamilton, in the county of
White Pine and State of Nevada.
Ely, May 9Th, 1894.
RICHARD WILLIS,
my12-5w Administrator.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1894-06-02

Mrs. Mary Ellen Lease the great
populist Orator is lying at the point
of death at Olatha Kansas. Several
cranks of the Pendergast character,
and claiming to have had a revelation
from some mysterious source that the
removal of "Mary" was called for,
have been lowering in the neighbor-
hood for several days, but so far have
not been able to fulfil their mission.