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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-24
Attractive Advertising.

Customer see you advertise BIZ
cycles from 10 cents to $1O0.
Dealcr-Yes. sir.
what kind of bicycles do you sell
for 10 cents?"
"Candv one. New York Weekly.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-24

Delaware has no state prison. State
convicts are sent to the three county
prisons or to the Maryland penitentiary
ct Baltimore.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-24

Jagson says You seldom see real con-
centration unless you find a man who
is reading his own letter in news
paper.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-24

Australian provincial officials keep
poisoned grain in their offices for the
benefit of farmers who wish to destroy
small birds
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-24

Two barons, lieutenant and law
yer are ushers in New York German
theater.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
FLASHLIGHT MEMORIES.

| shall always be glad that knew the
painter of the celebrated picture which
represents President Lincoln and his cab
met considering the Emancipation Proc
lamation,' early enough and well enough
to give one of the first descriptions of 1t to
the public. At that time a niche in the
White House was set apart for Mr.. Car
penter, but few We're fortunate enough to
gain access to him during the progress of
work which has inseparably linked his
name with an immortal event. Very
pleasant was the opportunity, on those
brilliant summer mornings, when the sun
blood stained battlefield to be in com
munion with an enthusiastic spirit, which,
in turn so vividly depicted the wonderful
" original and eccentrically great person
ality whose genius solved the question be-
tween North and South, and whose life
was sacrificed in that solution.
Superintendent Byrncs always remind
ed me of a man whom fate had diverted
from the field and the farm. in order that,
instead of investigating the vlrturcS OF
nature he might detect and punish the
vices of human nature. His manners are
marked bv sort of blunt atfabillty.-
Though his name is terror to profcs-
sional evil-doerS. | have always found
him urbane and kindly, willing to have his
industrious time occupied to any reason
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
4 BALLOON STRTGk By LIGHTNING,

An occurrence partaking of the nature
of the Franklin experiment is reported
from Aldershot. \ captive balloon was
held by wire cable about 200 feet long
Suddenly it was struck by lightning which
ignited the gas the balloon fallingto earth
amid a loud peal of thunder. Three ofthe
Sappcrs at winch below were seen rolling
on the ground, apparently in intense pain.
This is attributed to their connection to
the wire cable through the brass handles
of the winch One. Il bugaler had the in
side of his hand rather badly burnt, but
the worst case of all showed no external
signs of injury, The car of the balloon
fell without doing any damage. On eN-
animation it was found that all the upper
part ha been huflt away, though the
metal valve was almost unin iurcd. Had
any one been in the car, even if he had
escaped uniniurcd from the electric shock,
he would have had Il terrible fall None
of the sufferers were very seriously in
jurrl
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
HARVESTING NIAGARA.

Engineers have estimated that the total
water-power of Niagra Falls is seven mil
lion horse power. This estimate, to be
sure, is in the main only guess, but when
the area drained into the lakes above Lake
Ontaro and passing through the Ohio
river he considered, the guess or estimate
does not seem to be too large. The water
surface of the great lakes above Ontario is
"a, 600 square miles, and the watershed If
these lakes is $4,000 square miles-more
Ireland. The total length of shore line
is 1000 miles, while the volume of water is
5000 cubic miles. of which Lake Superior
contains almost one-half The rate of
outflow at Buffalo is from 211.0OO to 213,
600 cubic feet per second. while the fall of
the cataract is 165 feet. The volume of
water in the lakes is such that it has been
estimated that even if no rain fell the flow
of the river would be continued at its pres
ent rate for one hundred years-that is, if
the lakes could be gradually drained.
These are very large figures, but in the
main they are the results of exact measure
ments. The small water-powers in the
world are uneven, and are affected by
floods and droughts, but this great power
at Niagara is as constant as anything IN
this world can be. not even the ice in the
severest and longest winter ever known
appreciablv changing it. The present plant
is intended only to utilize $4,000 horse
power, and the turbines now in place are
only for small part of this. Other tur-
bine wheels will be put in place as the de-
mand for the power grows. The general
plan of the company contemplates the
ultimate use of 10000 horse power on the
American side and like amount IN
Canada. Such power would turn all the
wheels within radius of five hundred
miles of the Falls At the present time a
considerable part of the power developed
is to he taken to Buffalo by electric trans
mission, and it is the confident expectation
of the electricians now at work on the
problem that the power can be taken as
far east as Albany, three hundred miles
away. and delivered there cheaper than
power can be generated by burning coal
If this be so, then all the country between
Albany and the Falls will be admirably
adapted for manufacturing while the Erle
Canal will afford cheap and tolerably quick
transportation, for there seems to be little
difficulty in the way of hauling these boats
by electrical power.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
Highest OF all in Leavenng Fower-Latest u Report
R&!a!:'!;!! e! BsMdsgz BskiRg
ABSOLUTELY PURE
NO. a..

able extent by the seeker after knowledge
who could gain that knowledge from no
one else and could urge the slightest
claim. The brilliant and agreeable things
in which Dion Boucicault used to excel
are known to everybody. He used also to
excel in the lf-gratifying, sometimes
necessary, but ungraci0us art of penning
or debating letter of repellant tone
Many celebrities, pestered with unknown
correspondents, possess this art When
judiciously used it is perhaps self-protec-
lion.
-
Frank Vincent is SO well known. not
only as a traveller and explorer, but as a
man over-brimming with animal spirits
that those who are not intimately ac-
quainted with him would find it impossi-
bic to believe that it is his uncOnquerable
will which enables him to triumph over
sickness and dependency, and to attain
results usually ascribed to robust health.
He is particularly felicitous when he is
most wretched. When he is at his worst
he is often at his best Ask him how he
feels and his answer is a repartee. He
has been decorated by several Eastern
and Caucasian potentates; has interview
ed and been interviewed by emperors in
South America and Europe; can hang
enough medals on his breast to make him
bullet proof, and if should be so fortunate
as ever to get to the moon, wOule be the
first to tell us what is on the other side of
it. During his recent explorations in
Africa he visited spots where never white
man had trod before, and discovered a
cataract which he baptized with some
Belgic cognomen in honor of the King OF
Belgium, who was interested in his under
taking-Home Jonrnal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
BLUM Bros,
s-.45 a, EIGHTH STREET ME. WASHINGTON, D. C..
The Days Of Extravagant Profits are Over!

WE HAVE sale of the most complete stock of
w goods this city. Our stock Of House Eurhing Cohcry
and Glassware is equal in respect to the best stock Wash
ngon any other city Each line will be complete every
detail money and make it. and will
grade up the very finest Our prizes will always be the lowest
quoted, under what conditions circumstances goods
be offered Every day shows that realize that
n department can and do them
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19

In descending the stairs, Tommy's foot
slipped and he and the coal hod, which
he was carrying, ratified to the bottom
Here. here ~ shouted his father from the
parlor; What's up there." "Nothings up,
pa" shouted back Tommy ''Everythins--s
down.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19

The college student was making the
girl dead tired by his long and vapid talk
on the advancement of women. Don't
YOU wish YOU were a man - he asked, as
as kind of clincher. NO" she respond
ed in the sweetest, most womanly way: do
you2"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19

Latin seems to have been the favorite
language with the men that decided what
should be the mOttoOS upon the coatS-of
arms of the States. Elaborate Latin mot
toslare commoncr W est than East Maine
is the only State to have for its NOTICE Il
single Latin word, and Maryland is the
only one having an Italian motto.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
RAFF'S
ENTERPRISE
IN! !!:h Stree. Southeast,
Phenomenal Sale :!

YNHlS is without a doubt one
/ of the greatest sales ever tax.
en- place in the District This is
no bluff or idle talk. but posi-.
tive facts. If you will only avail,
yourself the opportunity Of call
ing you will find come of the
most wonderful bargains evel
offered
&c Heavy UnbIeachrd Canton FIan-
&c. Shirting Prints. BE.
Sc. Best Red Figured Prints. &c.
6c. Dressmaker Cambria, BE.
Sc. Dress Glngham, 355c.
&c. Apron Gingham, 3sc.
l2!c. Cbangeable Dress Goods. Sc.
l2!c. Plain Cashmere Sc.
soc Blk Henrietta. 29c.
Zoe. Fruit Loom and Andriscoggan G5c
soc Red Table Linen. 29c.
Yl.00 Ladies Outing Flannel Wrap
perS 69c.
81 90 Navy Blue Mourning Wrappers.
69c.
$500 White Goat skin Rugs. l.9S.
50c. Door Mats, 20c.
l5c. Hemp Carpet 9sc.
49c. Plain Opaque Window Shades 29c
25c Table Oilcloth, 15c
25c. A Floor Oilcloth, 19c.
Csc O. Floor OIlcloth, 29c.
SOC. ST. Floor Oilcloth, 39c.
s1.0O Mems Working Pants, 49c.
9l.5O Men Working Pants. 73c
$500 W ool Pants. 9Sc.
Si.50 Children's Suits, G9c.
$500 Children's Suits, soc.
$3.50 children Suits l.24.
$500 AIl-wooI Sui.s, 1.69.
$3.50 All-wool Suits, Los.
soc. Knee Pants, 1Sc.
zoe. Knee Pants, 25c.
$500 Children's Overcoats, 1.19.
$3.50 Children Overcoats. 1.69.
25c. Initial Il d k'fs, l2!c.
30c. Men 5 Canton Flannel Drawers. 15c
soc. Ladies' Ribbed Vests, 15c.
25c. Bicycle Hose, l5c.
3oc. Boys Percale Shirt Waists l5c.
23c. Boys Outing Shirt Waists. l2!c.
Sl.O0 Foster Hook kld Gloves. G9c.
.5c. X. 4 q. Cors Is. 49c.
$500 Children Newnar kets. oSc.
$500 Ladies Beaver Cape, 2.9S
Sl.oo W hlte and Gray BIanke 5, 49c.
$l.0o Lace Curtains. 49c.
So 80 Children Reefers. l.l9.
Sl.0o Horse Blankets, G9c.
$3.50 Lap Robe, I.39
Sl.25 Ladies Shoes. S9c.
Sl.25 Mems Shoes. S9c.
81 % Boys Shoes, SOC.
sl.25 Misses Shoes, SOC.
soc. Ladies Sailors. 25c.
Sl.oo Ladies' Felts-all shapes 3oc.
soc. NurSey Chairs 25c.
SOC. Rocking Chairs, BE.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
2oetru.
y
THE LOVE THAT NE'ER GROWS OLD.

THE LOVE THAT NE'ER GROWS OLD.
Not by a blind nude figure.
THAI draws its bow in the dark.
fransfiXing with painful dart.
For want o. a manlier mark.
Some simple maiden'S heart.
DO we picture the love that is true,
The love that is constant and sure.
Sach love came with creations self.
Ere the first stars at morn did sing:
Warm is its breath, but refreshing
Unlike the blind little elf
1t liveth the ages through
1t beareth no sting.
Nor like the slow worm biteth
But wheresoe er it 'ighteth,
Drops healing from its wing.
+. NJ. RAY. in the Home journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19

loc. Al linen Crash for towels. yd.
DC ! rtSh LOT toWtlS. - .-Sc No
lOc. Dress Glnghams beautiful sly les {. yd.
~" Apron Glnghams. !. c. yd.
! 2jc. Double width fancy Che,rom Dress
"oo'S l2&c. va"
Good Pms ..-....................lc pr
''' r'cui'H l' t'ii-i i
122c. Ladies tast-hlaek Hose. reduced &c
l2.C Cmld'> fast black ribbed Hos rc,iu, vu
Zoe. Mems seamless Hose, reduced to. Sc
. 10:. Ladies fancy bordered or white Ilamdke
chiefs, redubed to Be-
lo:. Chair Seats, perforated. reduced prce .6t
BraSs-head Tacks. ............1c dozen
Circus W a>hli2 soap. lc. cake
iiit noite l'iueihS ii
Best Toilet Paper per roll.
Matt NJ dck>. large = &c
It quality imported { .>!iie soap. Sc. cake
Same aS the drug stores sell at 1nc.
Large bottle Che>ebo:ough blue seal NaseIne
-....'.-...--... -...-.-..'c. bottle.
! an 'prHels. &C.
Stove LllcTs.. sc.
Large size wash Boilers. :Hc. x 4gc.
IarHe broonlN loc.
{G5- You will lind bargains all over immense
establishment. Consult your own interest. and see
the great advantage of dealing 18th us- safe place
10 buy the year round
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19

marrying him confcrs upon herself a doubt :
full honor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
Money " LON On Mortgage Security.

References x-Gov. Oden Bowie lanes +
Perkins. VIM II Perkins, of Perkins x Co, B,Iti-
inoTe, Christian De,IIts. tltImOre.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19

Large Size Caon Portraits Given Away Free with Each s. Purchase!
w. We tile hyet eeosoe house IN this city, o,ehcepeyy,
you 10 to % per By dealing cuh Scih bargains
erery day. When II, torn pay a rist
BLUM BROTHERS, 35: Marin: 17 s.;E =7 Stree. ==~>e==
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
Poultry, Eggs, Lambs and Pork,

and have Introduced all the and profitable
povements for the quick handling and dslong stock
antee shippers returns i'll later than day We are
all young and work hard highest price always TRY Us
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19

nH Subscribe for THE ENQUIEl
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-10-19
MATING SALE.

MATING SALE.
We have the best stock of MATTl\GS i'll the
city. Our prices. aS usual. are the lowest
l2sc Heavy Chinese Mating, special sale
price ......................... Gl.c yd.
lsc. Fine Japanese Seamless Mattin- Il e'ia
sale price ...... Sc. yd.
zoe Heavy Chinese Fancy Mating. >p.c al
sale price Observation-Disclosures. &c. yd.
a5r. Heavy Imperial Fancy Mating, special
sale price ce...................... 12c. yd
:5c. Best quality Chinese Fancy Seamless
Mating [eXtra heavyl special sale price. .l5c. yd.
soc Best quality japanese Fancy Damask
Seamless Mating special sale price. .212. yd.
soc Best quality japanese Cotton Warp fan
cy Seamless Mating, special sae p.ce. ?,a. e. yd.
15c. Large reversible Ingram Rugs spe-
clal sale price. sc va
SIC Smyrna Rugs. special sale price......... &'c.
soc Heavy Opaque Window Shades, spring
rollers, all colors, special sale price..... 23c.
25c Table Oil Cloth, best quality, special
SPECIAL BARGAINS in DRY GOODS.
Zoe Fruit of the Loom, hleached Cotton ..624 G. vd
&C. yard, wide bleiched Cotton. &C. yd.
fc Yard wide unbieached Cotton. j sc. yd
loc shaker r lahnel ............. t4c N'i.
SC. SIlver-gray CalicoeS ) Sc. yd
ioc- White India Linen....... sc. yd
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
Accidents VIII Happen.

James A. Garfield had bad egg
thrown at him by some treason SYM
pathizer while speaking at Chester
town-the same place where, he said,
q few weeks after, he was face to face
with the companions of the miscreant
on the field of battle. "They carried
more dangerous weapons" said the
General, "but as I did not run there,
it is not probable that should run
now; and as fought then, if necessa-
nv. l can fight now" The mob was
intensely gratifed at this plucky
speech, and proceeded to infict sum
mary justice to the egg thrower, which
they did, unfortunately, by admins
tering tremendous beating to the
wrong man. If true patriot, how,
ever, he doubtless forgave the accident
and was willing thus to suffer vicar
iously in so good q cause.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
duplicate Streets in Washington

1t is generally supposed that the des
ignation of the streets in Washington
by numbers and letters makes perfect
" clear in what part of the city given
address can be found Yet the Balti'
more Suns correspondent complains
that Washington is beginning to be as
badly off as London in respect of dupli-
cate street names. He says that Wash
ington ha five King streets or places,
eight Madison streets or alleys, seven
thoroughfares named after Grant, six
after Lincoln, six after Jackson, six
after Washington, five after Pierce,
and many duplicates of small streets
named after residents OF local note, hO-
sides six Prospects, eight Pleasant
thoroughfares and six IT" streets OF
alleys, and about 100 duplicates of 9TH
err names.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06

NOBODY cared, WneH ne went 10 war,
But the woman VINO cried on his shoulder;
NObOky deCked him with immOrtelles;
lie was only common soldier,
Nobody packed I'm dainty trunk
Folded raimont aud O1lCerB fare
a knapsaCk held AL the new recruit
Might own, on love, or eat, or wear,
Nobody gave him II good-by fete,
Win sparkling Jest ana howercrowned
Two or three friends on the sidewalk stood
Watching for Jones the fourth In line,
Nobody cared how the battle went
with the man who fought TIL the bullet
sped
Through the coat unlocked with leaf or star
On common soldier left for dead,
The cool rain bathed the feveed wounds
Ana the kind clouds wept the liyelong night;
plying lotion Nature gave.
Til help might come with morning Light
Such help rs the knife of the surgeon gives,
Cleaving the gallant arm from shoulders
And another name swels the pension list
For the moager pay OF u common soldier
See over yonder all day he stands.
Anempty sleeve In the soft wind sways
As he holds his lonely left hand out
For charity at the crossing ways.
Allu LnlN ~ now VIVA UllltI NluUlt,
He begs his bread ana hardly lives;
So YEARLY ekes out the sum
A proud and grateful country gives.
What matter how he served the guns
When plume ana sash We're over yOnder?
What ma ter though he bore the fiug
Through binding smoke and battle thunderH
What matter that wife and child
Cry softly for that good arm renty
And wonder why that random shot
TO him, their own beloved, was senty
patriot hearts wipe ont this stain;
GIVE jewelled cup ana sword no more
But let no common soldier blush
10 own the loyal blue he wore,
Shout long ANA loud for victory won
BY chief and leader staunch and true;
But don't forget the boys that fought
Shout for the common soldier too
Anecdotes Of the War.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
iTo BE CONTINUED,
Work of White Ants.

The pyramids of the white ants are
characteristic feature of the African
landscape. The builders Of these
structures are not ants, bit belong to
the smaller family of termites. There
is scarcely an insect so thoroughly
hated by man as the termites, and the
hatred is fully justified. They gnaw
every thing; the balconies and posts of
the houses, tables, chairs, wardrotes,
books, cloth, leather; in fact, little
comes amiss to them except iron. The
evidences of the destru- tive labors of
the te mites arc to be seen on every
side: but the creatures themselves are
rarely seen. They steal sneakingly to
their labors. They are all blind, with
the exception of the king ana queen,
and all def useless except the soldier
caste, which constitutes about one or
two per cent. of the population. To
escape starvation they must leave their
subterranean homes or pyramids in
search of dead wood, and, becau G OF
their blindness they render themselves
invisible as the best mode of defense
BY means of small dry tubes. con-
structed with infinite labor and guard
ed by the soldier termites from hostile
insects, they reach the timber to bo
operated upon. These tubular passages
are about the diameter of u small gas
pipe, and are frequently carried in q
zigzag course by the termites up the
trunk OF a tree in their search for q
dry branch. One may travel for hours
and not find single tree without one
OF these passages.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06

in his head, and he died Instantly.
One penetrated his chin, another his
left cheek, while two entered the
brain just above the left eyebrow.
The troops then all marched round.
and each man looked on the bloody
corpse Of his misguided comrade.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
Melancholy End of johnson, the Deserter.

HE execution OF
poor johnson for
the crime of deser-
ton, constituted a
melancholy page in
the history Of the
army in Virginia,
johnson was duly
tried by court mar
tial and found gull
ty. The place
chosen for his exc
cution was a spa
cious field near the
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
CHAPTER XVIII.

That letter from her dying husband
was bitter blow to Constance Sin
clair. There was the keen sense of
loss: the knowledge that her lovely
child had verify sunk beneath the Ger
man river never to rise again save as
spirit amidst the choir of angels. There
was the deep humiliation OF knowing
that she had been duped They had
taken advantage of her affection and
consoled her with lie. She had b. en-
fooled, deceived and deluded, as a
child is deluded for her good. Her
soul rose up against this mocking Of
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
The Common Soldier.

Nobody cared, when he went to war,
But the woman who cried on his shoulder;
NObOky dcCked him with immortelles;
lie was only q common soldier
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
Equally Nauseous Either Place.

The castor OF plant grows in Amer
lea as well as India
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06

Now for M1chinc tp'Chew Them.
Sandwiches made by machinery are
the result of labor-saying device just
invented.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
THE BOOMING CANNON
REClTALS OF CAMP AND BAT
TILE INCIDENTS.

survivors at the Rebellion Relate Many
Amusing aud Startling Incidents Of
Marches, Camp Life, Toraglng Expert
enccs nnd Battle Scenes.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-12-06
Joe and Bill.

btumpeu INTO tqe
court room be-
hind the officer
h is appearance
excited the mirth
OF the hardened
habitues Of the
place. He wore
an old and faded
suit of army blue.
His face was UNI
shaven, and his
trembling hands
n n d bloodshot
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1894-11-16

Il don't know that these here scien-
tific inventions do 60 much for the
happiness Of man as they air cracked
up to- said the farmcr-l looking man,
setting down his soda water glass
with sigh.
NO" veDtured the drug clerk.
mo F'rinstapce, we used to pass
the time away in the grocery every
winter arguin' which was the mother
Of the chicken, the hen that laid the
egg or the hen that Matched ii Nip
an tuck right along, sometimes one
side gett'n' the best Of it an some
times the other Then Sam Hyer, he
gifts one Of them incubators and that
busted the debatin' society. No man
could argue fer a machine bein' q
chickens mother, Of course, an now
we amt got nothin' 10 argue on no
more "--liiaiAnapolIs Joarnal