The morning call., 1894-05-07

convenient TO do so. Next 10 New 1oih thoio
is no other American city so badly In neeu OF
thorough awakening of the public conscienee
as the overerOwn town at the 1901 Oh LaNe
Michigan.-New York Press.
People generally will be pleased 10 learn thal
the attack OF heart trouble suffered Oy MIS-.
Lease was not serious. great many peop'o
disagree with Mary Ellen on numerous qucs-
lions OF the hour. but she would be missed as
one OF the most picturesque products oL tno
great West shOnld she be jostled Out OF the
arena.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Statesman Timothy j. Campbell OF thls city
has revived the old proposition that eonkie,'
should meet on the first Monday OF March io'-
lowing the November election, instead OF more
than year later, as COW provided py law. Ane
suggestion Is a common sense one from heaiS
every point OF view.--New York CommeIeiai
Advertiser.
The Auburn Advertiser suggests that GOV
ernor Flower Initiate Governor Werts ol Nc"
Jersey and appoint women notArIes puu'ic.
This was done several years ago III tnis ota'o
and at present there are in this city nulhoer
OF women who are duly quallned notaiieS. -
New York Mail and Express.
The halter in New York who Is getting all
the custom keeps especial private phrehoio-
gisp' who examines the head OF every one VINO
buys hat. judicious bump manipdiator
who can make out every man statesman Is
undoubtedly worth great deal 10 Da'store'-
81. Louis Post Dispatch.
1t Is in Philadelphia that the memory OF
General Grant Is most nonored and where he
had his largest list OF warm personal 1fiehas.
And yet other eilies have their Grant monu-
ments and Philadelphia Is still without one
Philadelphia Item.
Lieutenant Governor Glll has been under
estimated. He seems 10 be pretty sizeaDle
man, not subject 10 Mysteries and opposed 10
ordering out the State troops every Time
country Sheriff has the stomach ache.-Chlcago
Herald.
veteran OF the war who lives at Nevada,
Mo-. and is applying for pension, eoniesses
that he has forgotten the regiment IN when ne
served. That is loss OF memory enough 10
show serious disablity.-St. Louis Stdr-Say-
ings.
1t may be that Senator Hill would rather be
right than 10 be President, and certainly the
experiment is worth trying, particularly when
be knows that The next President Is sure TO be
a Republican.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The japanese are slow 10 learn some things.
They sInl call IL "hara- kiri," as they have done
from time immemorial, In spite OF the persistent
efforts OF Americans to teacn them that the
word Is s"hari-kari."-Cbicago Tribune.
The automatic gallows that they have adopted
down in the Connecticut State Prison seems to
be an Improvement on the automatic hanging
arrangement which simply consists OF giving
man rope en0ugh.-Boston Herald
In these hard times It Is deemed cheaper for
two people to become one. 1t appears. as there
were nearly 100 marriage licenses issued Sat
uIday.-Chlcago Times.
Germany declines to allow New Zealand to
annex Samoa. IL any anDexing is going on
Germany wants a hand in iI.-St. Louis Re-
public.
Members OF the reigning families Of Europe
marry TO keep from going 10 war.-New York
Tribune. And live apart for peace.-Pittsburg
Press.
The Omaha Judge who sent Editor Rosewater
to jail is awakening 10 the fact that he looked
down the muzzle OF a loaded gun.-Indianapolis
News.
Having reached the pinnacle of histrionic
greatness. j. j. Corbett Is in no hurry to meet
Peter Jackson in The ring.-New York World.
The name OF the White Squadron remotely
hints that Carnegie's armor was whitewashed.
Philadelphia Times.
Paul had "a thorn IN his side" to keep him
humble. Chicago has its baseball nine.-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
United States troops can hold up train
themselves in pincn.-Phladelphia Record.