The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1894-11-17

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intelligence.
II. J. GROVES, Editor
". G. MUsGRovE, Bushes. Manager
TERMS, ! $1.6Q "A YEAR
"Shirt tail Bill" will get to veto
ZONE bills now.
Bonds are dangerous. Debts con-
tracted must be paid.
Missouri, grand old Missouri, ought
to be ashamed OF herself.
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They s.bambooxled" US this time,
but they can't do 1t againi |,
A good opera house, blocking for all
location, would do we'll to apply
here.
One consolation Is, that the demo-
Gratis don't have to pay for the fire.
works.
Let the senate and house, ssduring the
short session., ''make hay while the sun
Shines"
Mckinley need not take all the glory
to himself. Give German and his crew
their share.
Among the republican congressman
from Missouri is n piano tuner and q
quack doctor.
The new postage stamps are printed
on poor paper, and there is not enough
mucilage on them.
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Many Of the congressman who
absented themselves, last year, will be
absent, next year.
Send your paper to the Confederate
Home, brother editor. It will delight
the boys who wore tho gray.
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II is still s.grand old Missouri"
'sBill" Stone stands between the repnb-
lican legislature and the people.
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The election Was . rebuke to the
actions OF democratic leaders, and not
. triumph Of republican principles.
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Chauncey I. Fllley will never repre-
sent Missouri in the United States
senate. This Is authoritative and
Official. !
WANTED.-To exchange one-half
dozen fine election roosters for q large
amount Of plain cold type. Apply at
this Office. |,
There 10 q consolation. The |
election returns are not more Of al,
surprise to democrats than they are to
republicans.
Bonnie Harrison is sorry this thing !.
did not happen two years ago. Bonnie .
10 all right in his way. but he don't
ssweigh" much. II
Mr.. Van Horn knows but one way
to got ofice-to steal 1t. His Journal
esmmsnoed talking contest the morning I
after the election. ID
Between Morrill, and Lewelling, .
Kansans haven't much choice, but !
between the two evils she seems to :
have chosen the greater.
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The republican papers In Missouri ,
cities need not patent their meds Of ,
detecting fraud In elections. No other ,
pspers will infringe upon 1t. I
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Mr.. Cleveland should give himself
less unsasiness about that gold reserve.
AZ II b at present there . be no
valid reason given for . bond issue.
''Silvsr Dick" Bland was defeated. !
There were not enough republicans In
his district to DO II. The silver men ,
would hardly 60 back on him. Who +,
did ~ !,
4 train was robbed At Monet, Mo-,
The other night, and Il il Just ~ much
shargeable TO the republican victory In !
the state - the panic IL 10 tho dsme. I
cratic party. I
The Odessa Moon man is either +,
m~oon-eysd, OIL else he don't want light. .
His paper, last week, showed symptoms
Of the magic hand OF Ananias In Ito ,
editorial columns. |,
The able Springfield Leader makes
this request Of the republican,:
''Evsrything is conceded. Please take f,
In the poultry, call of the cartoonists,
and let N alone" |
The tariff bill has not yet exsrted
that s.d~emoralizing influence Of de-
crsasing wages' that tho republicans
prophesied. Give US more tariff reform
and less tariff robbery,
Had the republicans any hope Of
success they would have nominated
bsttsr men for congress. Az it is, the
Missouri delegation in the next con-
grsss-well, Il IL pretty tough. |,
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Ingalls, will be the next senator from
Kansas. One Of his colleagues once
'ss0logised" him In these words: "a
liar, . cur, and . dirty dog" Some
people believe the "eulogy" was
nerlted.
Coxey got over 5000 votes for con-
gress. which was some ~. 900 short of