New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-02-19
THE Talk or THE DAY.

T, has been found that Miss Ellen Terry makes
the autograph hend" useful by requiring every
one who wants her autograph TO contribute so'ie-
thing toward the support OF the hospitai III winch
she is especially interested. IL IS susges'eu 'ia'
other people who for some reason or another are
,,rrofs FIR the hunter after autographs. should
adont similar plan and levy. say - cents for some
worthy charity a condition precedent 10 'ns
writing Of their names. They would thus make inc
autograph fiend." who Is now generally regardea
as a nuisance a useful and productive member OK
society.
Profound Philosophy "Wimmin." said Mr. Gro
gan lis moighty sima. in wan way
AN fwats thot?" inquired Mr.. Hogan. - -.
mo matther how mnn He ev IN ' bein Inherent
from another Indianapolis Journal
In speaking OF the puncture Of pneumatic tires.
"Hardware" says: 1T is most annoying especially
when one Is far away from home, for II entails IL
IL cannot be temporarily repaired, some pedes-
tranism and naturally the experience after It IS
all over is toI with a great deal Of establishment.
But these casualties very few compared Win
the great number OF riders Instances are con-
tinualy being given OF riders who have made over
5000 miles on these tires a single season without
puncture and what more could be asked
"How do YOU like the drcssmaker sent you tor
I'm afraid she's not frst-cass'
Wen. she allowed me to make suggestion with
out losing her temper. "-(Chicago Inter Ocean.
4 New-England manufacturer writes thus 20
"Hardware:' Before last election our books were
fun OF good orders and We had all the men AT
work that we could possibly make room for; IN
fact we did not have room for men enough ana
were Obliged 10 have some work done outside
About as soon the election was decided. business
took decided tumble: some OF our orders were
countermanded; others who had got about ready 70
order waited and still walt so that We now nave
about one-ffth of our usual number OF men, ana
lay witt n
OF better times ahead. or course, there is some
satisfaction In knowing that We are not the only
ones who enjoying the effects OF the glorious
Democratic Administration"
Jimmie Smith is awful deceltful"
We'll. sometimes he washes his face twice
What has that to do with III" .,,.
"We.l the teacher thinks he's sick an lets MIN
go home."-(Chicago Inter Ocean.
1.-The Boston Transcript tells how teamster
kept beating one OF his horses unmercfuHy' ana
how the animal still refused 10 50 forward Un-
able to endure the sight OF the lashes upon the
horse the lady of the house rushed out. ION. Is
there any need OF whipping him so-s there any
In it?' she mplored. timidly patting the STUB
born animals head. The teamster dropped Ms
lash. mo use at all ma'am." he said. in tone
OF resigned despair. 1--WE licked him till I'm tired
out and IL Amt bit OF USE.
orator. who. save those engaged In this accursed
traffic get any benefit from it?'
And a voice from the audience replied: -
well, we're payin' you so night -tDetroit
Tribune.
A local paper OF Morava, Cayuga County. n. Y.
says that George Dumore prosperous farmer.
who has been resident OF that town nearly eighty
years, has never been outside Of the township.
The well-known villages OF Cortland. Homer Ge-
noa and Aurora are withih ten miles OF Moravia,
but Farmer Dumore has never been In either one
OF them. He has a brother and a sister VINO nav
lived eight miles from his farm for over sixty
years. and he has not seen either OF them io'
forty five years. A neighbor OF Dumores Naths"
Tuthlll, seventy-four years old, has lived IN MO
ravia fifty years. and he was never inside the VIZ
lage tavern postohlce. He has lived hair cen.
fury In one house. and never slept or ate meea
In any other house He never tasted liquor oeeS
tobacco. and never wrote letter or s'sned
note other obligation. Another neighpor Oh pu-
Is Seth r. Webb. aged eghty-three years
who has been town clerk for ffty-four CONSECUTIVE
years.
Sweet Childhood.-Tommy-E in tho Has''
isn't 1t pa.
His Father-Yes. ....n.
Tommy-And you can get there just by starting
west and going far enough. can't you!
His Father-Certainly a..
Tommy-Well then, whereabouts on the way
round do you stop going west and pegin % ~
east again?-(Chicago Record