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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1894-07-27
MILITARY NOTES



The company voted at the drill a.......
ingto buy white duck trousers
Co will 60 into camp Friday. A.. fa
"making camp
The Estey Guard will run u... t...
quarters menu, Frank Far s..nr
caterer.
The company is drilling twIa. p...
now, and it is necessary that every marI
present at the few drills before u...ar
At the regular drill Mouda, ..a,...
the company voted to light Uterine. ,..,
and company street with electric ..It.
1t was a very amusing sight .a..a..
afternoon to see "our artist" taxi, ....I'a
down a tall tree on GOV. Fuller. u.....
when the boys were stringing vr. fa,a'
electric lights.
Fuller Battery.
Capt Weld made the folowir- .r,....
ments on Tuesday evening, Prla.- r
Dion and w. j. Tidd TO be corporal. -
Lieut.. Platts was in commar0 s.a.
drill Tuesday evening. There wa, g..i
attendance and the time was spent fl, r..
"setting-up' drill and gun drill
The Ninth Vermont Veteran a..o...
ton will hold their 9TH annual re.nr.o,' q.
Brattleboro, August 1G u Il. Bus.ue,, u.a..
ing at ! o'clock p. NJ. the 10th. at tLq,ar.
of Gen. T. S. Peck, Oh the muster Ground
the same ground where the 9th Vernon.
Volunteers were organized and uys,a,ss
| into the United States service. IN rrr
! 1862.
Prizes for the Marksmen.
Through the generosity of Col. /. VI
Jewett, of Swanton, Maj. c. J.. Nelson NJ
Montgomery, and Capt. John ID. Wgu3r
/ the rihemen of the 1st regiment v.i b.r-
| three individual prizes to shoot fu, a. .t-
coming muster. These prizes are bart
| some badges, the first of gold and the o.ta.
| two of silver.
The men who enter this coute,. must
! have a recorded qualification. which con-.
sists of a score of 60 out of a possible r.. IN
gallery and 200 yard ranges.
The Montpelier company vii. mes. with
Barre.
Friday Aug. i is designated as Gogs..
nOrs day.
Col. Thomas Harmon will begin to stake
out the grounds next Monday.
All the troops will arrive here the NON.
ing of the 18th of August, at l2:55. Oh a
special train.
Col. Kinsman is brigade commanders AMI
Lieut.. Col. g. H. Bond commander Of tue
regiment during the absence OF Gen. Ese7.
The teams from the several coupa1.s,
will shoot for the centennial trophy Thgr.
day, Aug. IL, at the range Oh the Ho7s.
Wood farm.
John Roess and c. II. Eddy d Co.. have
been granted the suffers privilege. ALI.
sales by other persons on the ground, will
be prohibited,
Quartermaster Sargent Amsdeu O.
Company A, Rutland. was here Til, w-ss
arranging for the supplies for Company i
and Company NJ of Burlington.
Co. \ (Rutland) and Co. NJ Burlington
will try the experiment of messing tog-,-.
er at muster. A mess tent 6uN5O Ire. !.
now being made. Six tents for vgug1
will occupy the space assigned to the ms.
tent Of Co. NJ. The streets of these w.
companies will be lighted with red. Whit
and blue incandescent lights il place O..
the colored lanterns heretofore Used
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1894-07-27
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Buy Picture Frames Of Geddis.

The Brooks House Hack ana coupe
Line
Is now under one management and is prepared
to carry passengers to and from all trains and to
all parts of the village. Orders may be given by
telephone to the Brooks House, coupe stand on
Main street, or at the Brooks House stables All
baggage carried free. We shall strive by prompt
and courteous service to merit the public patron
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The New Baking Powder. Horsford's
Improved.

This is marked improvement over all other
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BAND CONCERT

The First Regiment band will give their
seventh concert next Wednesday evening
with the following program;
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The Ninth Vermont Veteran a,.oc.s.
tion will hold their eth annual re-un.or d,
Brattleboro, August 16 u i. Bushes, meet.
ing at ! o'clock p. NJ. the 10Th. at the fen.
of Gen. 7. S. Peck, Oh the muster cr9jrG
the same ground where the oh Vernon.
Volunteers were organized and mus,qr4
into the United States service. IN JUN
500
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meteorological Record.
EEK ENDING THURSDAY EVENING, July 20 1874.
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Capt Weld made the follow.n- an,..,.
ments on Tuesday evening, Private. D.
Dion and w. J. Tidd TO be cououI,
Lieut.. Platts was in comman. "a. r..
drill Tuesday evening. There wa, g.aa
attendance and the time was spent il, r..
"setting-up" drill and gun drill.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
The Short Dresses.

Honolulu occasionally, yes,
frequently gets the advantages of
heavy shower and the disadvan
tages of heavy mud in the streets.
A girl cannot trail her skirts in
the mud, and she, naturally, ele-
Yates them when she crosses the
street. We know of no prettier
sight than a picturesque display
of a we'll turned and well hosed'
ankle, and we therefore recon-
mend our lady readers to secure
some of the wonderfully elegant,
and remarkably cheap hose sold
by Charles Girdler on Kaahu-
manu- street. We will mention
a few prices quoted by that popu-
lar furnisher of ladies goods:
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
May Jurors.

The p,nel of Jurors for the
May term of the Circuit Court /,
has been drawn and is as follows:
Foreign-H. j. Nolte, E. Hop
kins. C. Won. Hamm, WV. Hall i,
P. Mullendorf, J. NJ. Angus, j.
B. Anterior. VIM. Mulch, c. Nett.
j. Winter, j. Simonson. L. Van
dorm, W. Love, Fred Whitney,
c. NJ. Cooke, G.. Grey. VIM.
McInerney, J. Lucas, A. r. Hat
field, S. Roth, ". 81. Wilkinson,
n. Armitage, George Bruins,
George 81. Harris. Jr. Geo. Grace,
J. NJ. Dowsett. j. L. Waterhouse,
Jr. VIM. King, P r. Isenberg.
G. o. Berger, A. Gartenberg, j.
c Chimney. j. A. Gilman. F. Hus-
tace, j. Scott, E. F. Bishop.
Hawaiian-E. Kekoowai. Jno.
Pomiakai, A. S. Mahaulu. l.. Ka-
uekapu, Waylett, ID. Nohaloa, E.
Cooke. J. \. Ainiu. J. X kaai.
dahl. S. Meheula, D. Hoapili. ].
d. Robinson. j. Crowell, J. Naai
Kalaeloa. Geo. Car, FL. Weleurle.
E. Moanaliha. j. Ara, s. Haluapo
T. Gandall. VIM. Kapela, K Wi
liokai, W. Virgins. W. H. Kaha.
maku, J. Keohoku, Us. Keanu.
G.. E. Boardman, A. Stillman, J.
&. Enoka, j. Hilo. d. L. Keliipio
Haia, d. Morton. j. Nalau-
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

again in spite of holding num-
bered receipt or, If he refuse to
do so, to see his dog killed. Any
fairminded man can see the dam
ger and injustice in such 8 sys-
tenn. The Law is good in some
points. We are all willing to see
the numerous ours, with no
regular owners, being exterminat-
ed, but the taxpayers object to
see valuable dogs for which taxes
have been paid run in" and the
owner bled through double taxa
ton. Moreover the authorities
should be made to realize that
dogs born after July lst 1893, are
not liable to taxation before July
1st 1894. The "regardlessness"
with which this whole business
is carried on, is worthy of severe
censure and Minister Damon
should order an investigation.
Let US here state that number
of people seems to have some very
erroneous ideas as to their rights
over strange dogs found on their
premises. They have no right to
kill dog found under such cir
cumstances and they place them
selves open to damages, if they
do it. An instance has come to
our notice where a well-known
Christian q p. g. supporter a few
days ago shot with a govern
ment rifle and ammunition we
presume) valuable retriever be-
longing to a prominent citizen
| residing a short distance from the
dog. killer. The retriever, with
collar, name and tag on was max
ing call on the premises of the
blood thirsty p. g. man and met
his death. 1t is to be hoped that
a suit for damages will be started
and such wanton cruelty properly
punished. What the gun-carryine
dog killer aimed at when he hi
the dog, is and will always re-
main an unsolved mystery. The
dog is gone-and is probably
used to swell certain stock Of
sweet-scented bone meal. But
the end is not yet.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
On The Warpath.

1t is rumored that the W. G. I.
L. have decided that all "dis-
gracefully earned money at the
Feast of Nations, must go to
some Hawaiian charitable insti-
tuition, and cannot be touched by
the dainty fingers of the ladies
forming that "alphabetic" So
ciety. The money from the
German booth cannot be accept
ed, because His Imperial German
Majesty's Consul deals in liquor,
not like in Cunha's art gallery by
the glass. but actually imports it
by the ship-load. To make
matters worse our highly esteem
ed Dean of the consular corps His
Royal italian Majesty's Consul
also superintendent the German
booth, and he also brings
to this country shiploads
of the stuff that gives
the W. C. I. U. that "tired feel
ing" We showed yesterday why
that holy Union cannot accept of
the money made in the Portu-
guese booth and wa are constrain-
ed to say that the sale of cigars
in the French booth and of
cigarettes in the Spanish Mexican
booth make these booths also be-
come disgraceful in the eyes of
the highly respectable W. c. etc.
In the Greek booth where the
best Of not the most dressed
ladies were to he found bever-
age called Ambrosia, but which
tasting very much like cliq,tot
Punch was obtainable and for that
reason the Greek money cannot
be touched. The English booth
was built by sailors to whom re-
gulation Grog is served disgrace
ful,D and. of course thatprohibits
the use of the English sovereigns.
Alas. what is left for the W. c.
etc! America, China, Japan.
And what combination. what
glory to the W. c. T. U. and
Western civilization.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
Dogs.

We have In former issues le-
ferred to the arbitrary manner in
which the dog-catchers are acting
and also to the many complaints
received by Us over the present
system. There is something
radically wrong somewhere. If
a man pays his taxes for his dog
and receives a receipt and tag,
both numbered, he should not be
compelled to pay the taxes over
again, il the dog should happen
to lose his collar with the tag on.
And yet such is the case under
the present regime. The dog
catchers, we are informed, receive
q certain amount for each dog
they catch and bring to the Police
Station. What is easier than to
catch dog. steal his collar and
then impound himl The catchers
make money and the owner of the
dos 10 compelled 70 pay bic ssnss
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19


The Y. NJ. c. A. is now out on
hunt for the sum of SO 500 to
c AIRY on their business. As
nearly all the members are pull
ing at the peoples purse in
salaries, it is supposed that the
amount will be quickly obtained.
There are many, good, very good,
Christian gentlemen connected
with the institution, but, there
are also some COMPOUNDED mean,
uneharitable and un-Christian
lights, in the inner circle.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
EDITOR HoLoAUA:
CALPE.

EDITOR HoLoaUA:
Can you tell me, il it is so. that
several members of the p. G. have
refused to register aud take the
prescribed oathl Is it not neces-
sary for Dole. Hatch, King, Smith
and the others TO take the oath
and register if they are to yotel
Do they need to swear that they
will support themselves! Is Mr..
Hatch still an American citizen
or is he naturalized Hawaiian
or does he standl Please answer
a Constant Reader.
I'VE should be pleased to fur
nish our correspondent with the
desired information. but We real
ly can't do it. We understand
that a number of the Councillors
have declined to take the oath for
different reasons-one OF them
being in regard TO the effect on
their citizenship. We shonld
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
EDITOR HoLoMUA:

luc OPlhiOAo VI tA<@ ostSAN-S~S ~
correspondence
EDITOR HoLoMUA:
Some time ago is speaking with
a gentleman about the election
campaign of 1887, he spoke about
a conversation he had with the
Rev. Oleson at that time, when
Oleson advised the sowing of
discord between the Natives and
Portuguese. The gentleman "a
government Officially asked for
what purpose!
When Oleson said, it is our
intention to bring on war be-
tween the Natives and Portuguese,
in order to split the vote. The
gentleman said, he would lend a
hand to no such rascality, which
ended in the gentleman ordering
Oleson out of his house; and he
went. OF such is the character
of Oleson, a gospel preaching
political sharp, who came here, a
tramp, without dollar; and left
with more money than be ever own
ed before, got by acting as school
teacher to native children-and is
now, one of the main props of
Stevens best civilization" in
Hawaii-nei. Aud that, dear
reader, is the source of either
Oleson, Thurston and Hastings,
(all birds of the same plumage)
from which there is not the least
doubt, that the morning glory"
receives its trashy lies from
Washington. such as "Theophilus
in Washington" etc., in order to
gull the public. But it gulls no
one except those too Ignorant to
understand the wiles of the hyp-
ocrite.
CALPE.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
minis and the Waikiki road, where

minis and the WAIKIKI road, where
it branches of King street
Now. If Mrs. Brown owns only
q life estate in that pretty piece
of property. the Judd children
could not obtain from her a fee
simple title to it, hence the inter
est Of the Judd children, and of
the father Of the Judd children,
in having the. will of John Ii SO
construed as to give to Mrs.
Brown a fee simple title and as
to defeat the remainder NOW
supposed to exist in the children
of Mr.. Brown. The HoLoNUA
does not know, at this writing,
but will be happy to learn from
Mr.. Judd. whether the proposed
conveyance to the Judd children
has ever been made.
In any event, the columns Of
this journal are open to Mr..
Judd and others. TO explain just
why he of all men in the world
should have been selected as
guardian "ad' Item of those
two children, who are unable to
select or instruct their own ad-
vocates In the triple capacity OF
Chief Justice, drawer of the will
in question, and father of the
supposed to be interested, Judd
children, we suggest that some
| objection to this last-assumed
relation may, with all respect tc
the Bench, and TO Mr.. Judd per
sonally, be Justly urged.
Are the interests of the Brown
children, and the Judd children
in any degree conflicting? L
they are, it is manifestly impro
per, that the protection of the
interests of the Brown children
should be intrusted to, Oh
accepted by Mr.. Judd, our es
teemed, Chief Justice.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

The salary of the Secretary OF
the Board of Immigration should
receive attention as the time on
his hands allows of filling various
other paying positions. Worthy
men could be found in the p. &.
ranks, by a search, to fill some of
the positions.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

think that the Ministers ought to
swear to support themselves
nobody else viii. Mr.. Hatch at
present stands" on Maui, where
he performs little job for Claus
Spreckels- Can't tell what be is.
but shouldn't wonder II be
could be traced to Jerusalem.
Ed.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

The law passed by Thurston
& Co. that no Government official
should meddle with politics pub
licly, is one of the pie-erust kind;
only made to be broken.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

". G. SMITH, not the father
of annexation, but the pusher in
the piece club, yclept American
~ League, is now doing the
Beecher act, setting on the
ragged edge" of his lost hopes to
be Minister.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

The Star presents every indica-
ton of having a new Editor-in-
chief. The Law demands the
name at the head of the editorial
column.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
WANTED.

A BRIGHT BOY MUST HAVE
a horse to deliver newspapers.
Apply at the HOLOMUA OF
FICE, Thomas Block. King
Street,. If.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
HONOLULU, APR. 10. 1894.

The HOLOMUA Is A ''PEO-
PIES PAPER AND IT REMAINS AT
A PEOPLE S" PRICE. DELIVER
Ed DAILY AT RESIDENCES FOR 30
CENTS PER MONTH.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

% 81 the very finestl 500 g
SILK hose approved by the W. C. T. Q.
Sl.0O per pair.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19

The Jones Locked Fence for
strength!
New York City is built on IL
square miles.
Enclosed with the Jones wire
Fence, Tammanyism would
stay there
Chicago has an area of $50 square
miles.
Tn Aermotor will supply waite
to the world!
Petersburg, Va, covers 3 square
miles.
Haviland China leads all others
for beauty
The South contains 10 $40 1858
white persons and 6,S9S 500
colored.
Our Oil Stoves for baking save
time and money!
The voting population in the
United States, 1890, 13, $780,
1913.
The Clauss bread knife does not
make crumbs!
Estimated population of the Unit
ed States, 1864, Sc, $50. 740.
The Little Giant Rat Traps are
wonders!
Maine was part of Massachus-
sets until 1920.
The Fischer Steel Range burns
less fuel than any others
Nevada has the fewest inhabi-
tants; New York the great
est number.
London has 1921 ,431 inhabit-
ants.
Hendry's Ready Mixed paints are
great spreaders,
The G. A. r. has 4O3 ,024 mem
bers in the United States.
The Hawaiian Hardware Co.,
leads in everything!
New York States sent AS $50
men in the Union Army.
Bird cages either brass or paint
ed wire at Hawaiian Hard
ware Co.
Mississippi had 545 men in the
Union Army.
Table cutlery and scissors at the
Hawaiian Hardware CO.
Theosophy was founded in New
York in 1875.
Bradley & Hubbard Lamps riv-
al the sunlight!
The typewriter was first thought
OF by Henry Mill 200 years
ago.
Poi Bowls at the Hawaiian Hard
ware Co,
Ohio is the greatest sheep raising
State in the Union.
The Hawaiian Hardware Co. /,
organized four years ago. has
gone to the top of the ladder by
selling goods at low prices. and
being :" up to date" in each of its
many lines
The Hawaiian HARDWARE Co.,
aoIs Fort Street.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
CORRESPONDENCE.

rye do not hold ourselves responsible for
the opinions or the utterances OF our
correspondence
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
Long
Branch
BAT N G.
establishment.

This First-class Bathing Resort
has been enlarged and is now
open to the public. 1t is the
best place on the islands to enjoy
a bath and there is no better
place to lay off. Special accom-
modations for Ladies. Tramcars
pass the door every half hour and
on Saturdays and Sundays every
fifteen minutes.
Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-04-19
Through Line.
From San Fran. for Sydney.
Arrive Honolulu
Leave Honolulu.

From Sydney for San Francisco.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-10-07

not the sort bI man to whom anyone
cared to repeft unpleasant news.
"Who is this old lady, Hattie?" he
asked, not rec gnlzing Mrs. Vane. she
was SO much changed since the days
when as a boy be had known her.
'What right has she to speak to you in
this way?"
you ask who I amp" said Mrs. Vane.
81 will tell you that am the mother OF
the poor boy to whom this wretched
girl was engaged before she met YOU
"Oh, Mrs. Vane," moaned Hattie,
covering her eyes with her hand.
Mrs. Vane!" replied Willmott.
''You never told me this, Hattie. Is it
true?"
She could not deny it. She sould not
deny George, even for his own sake.
With bent head she awaited the storm
which she expected to burst upon her.
But by prodigious effort Willmott
controlled the passion which surged up
within him. he made no attempt to
STOP the torrent of angry reDroaches
which Mrs. Vaue was pouring forth
against the girl By his side. he merely
said:
II cannot let you endure this, Hat
tie" And then he took her hand TO
lead her away.
As they were passing, Mrs. Vane,
tremblingly pointing TO her umbrella at
Hattie, said: ~,
''Now have told your secret-told
every word of it. You waited me to
spare you, did you. You OF all parsons
in the world"
Aud Hattie's tones were full Of misery
as she answered:
"No, Mrs. Vane, l wanted you to
spare your son."
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-10-07
he heard her low, rspturous answer
"Your sweetheart forever and ever"


he heard her low, rapturous ans"er'-
"Your sweetheart forever and ever"
uHark! What is that? A sound OF
oars.
"a boat, q boat; along there. Hur-
rahl hurrah!" Jacks rapturous cheer
was answered. They were saved
saved.
Two hours later very quaint look
ing couple clad in heterogeneous arti.
Giles borrowed from the fisher folks
wardrobe, were seated before the roar
ing Ere, burning In honor OF the ship
wrecked guests.
Poor souls lost everything. II Is ter
rible," remarked the housewife, to the
gosslps at her door, but they did not
appear to be In need Of her pity, for
Dsisy's face beamed with happiness, and
Jack did not look altogether broken
hearted,
II do not believe I should ever have
plucked up courage to have asked you
under ordinary circumstances" ne SAID
as he gave her the hundredth KISS
"Your money"
IF you mad | should have refused
you," interrupted Daisy. 81 should
have thought you were after It, not me;
but now" with winsome smile,
81 know better. my Jack, think
coouettlshIy, "thst for US the shipwreck
has been fortunate occprrenoe.-Chi-
cOJO NclcS
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-10-07
NYB TRACES JOKES.
BE GOES BACK mo TaE DAWN OF HIS
TORY FOR A PSW CLIMBERS.
How Philin Of Elctdon Appropriated a Solitary
Joke -srchinai.s .ni HIS Pet Wort-A Joke
Tia, is Traced Back to Elilah-4n Bnglsa
Example.
Copyri n. 1894, by Eigsr ". Nys.


In response to letter received dur
ing the past week from we'll known
publisher l set myself TO work here 70
trace the gradual growth OF the JOKE
from the earliest dawn OF history to the
present day, and as q result OF TINS pa
tent research | am most proud ana
happy 10 note that the joke Is most
popular with the wisest aud the best,
and as mankind has evolved Itself out
of absolute oarbarIsm the joke has come
with the dawn OF intellect and grown
with mans growth until the dulleSt ass,
whose gravity is his only intellectual
organ and is mo more the evidence OF
greatness than paper collar Is the evil
dencs OF shirt" is compelled to admit
the power OF good humored humor In
the worlds great combat.
In the time OF Demosthones, 3s5 years
y. c., the Sixty club. at Athens, was 10
a mild way a social club and gave Dir IN
to one Joke Just before its charter was
jerked away. Philip of Macedon was
asked to be present and address I
club Christmas Eve, $50 Il. g., but
REMARKS were not taken down.
said, no viewer, that, as he was the
OF the evening, he had right TO
apprupriased the only joke then In
1t was joke aiterward ascrIoec
Jerrold-viZ., tbsJ p man ought TO
gard bis wife as bank note, and "
she reached 40 he should bs a6
change her for two twentles.
Philip Of Macedon regretted, that
could not become a msmocr OF the C
but made IL beautiful present
asked that It's good things be mes