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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
ONE WEEK ONLY.

Dating from MONDAY. July %. we
viii give you 20 per cent of on all sales
Of Shoes and Slippers. You viii have
10 bring tia, coupon aud present 1t after
YOU make your purchase aud we will
give YOU 10 per cent off. That means
anything in the store, Douglas shoes in
cluded
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
DEATH OF JOHN MURRAY.
Author OF the Prohibitory Law Dies with
Yellow Few, T II McKee,.


elbow Few McKee,.
Parties who came up from Wellington
yesterday said that Mr.. Maxwell OF that
place had just received telegram an
nouncing the death OF his son-iE-law, Hon.
John \. Murray, author of the present
prohibitory law.
Mr.. Murray WAS interested in estab-
IshIng an American colony IN Mexico,
and THIS was his third trip to that coun-
try. The cause OF his death is unknown,
but II Is supposed he fell victim 10 yell
low lever. Vera Cruz was the landing
place of the colonIsts. and as it is well
known, this is the home of the dread dis
ease Ia its worst form. A short time ago
a young man from Topeka enroute TO
''Nueva Topeka" the new city in the
tropics upon which Mr. Murray's hopes
were founded, was stricken with yellow
fever at Vera Cruz and died. Mr. Murray
got through the city aud to his destina-
ton apparently without contagion.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
ERAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Furnished 10y The Wichita Abstract
and Land Company
The records ia the register OF deeds Office
show the following transfers;
Is Frank Steele WI lot aud W = lot 3
ave \ Sherwoods add ............... 200
Alice VI Law " lie lG-3slw. 1850
Ell WIlkeiSOu IN trust u lots II l6hud
IS Wheeler ave blk Douglas ave
aul- -.....-.... .
Charles DOilman wd lots Isl lS6 and
lSS Fourth ave Eigla uGd.......... 100
s w Cooper qcd lots : aud ] / Hewitt
It Glendale adt........ ........... !
Frank H. Wilson sw = sec I and NV
SEQ Is all III - 4N................ 1000
Edwin G. Hall wd lots TO Il Hiram
ave Garfield add. Observation-Disclosures. 1900
William Euo Frank EgO trustees
wsil0ts 70 10 40 Market 81 EugiIsLs
6,h add .....................-..... 4Oc0
Emma J LebneTz wd lots I Il Is aud
reserve & on ChrishOm creek
Siodes add ..................... 90
g II Slower wi he sec 2o-21. iw..... 500
Mary \ Richardson wd lots A. 40 and
= 81 North Fourth ave Hll;ous
dlu-..-.-.-- ..-..-.-.. M
Amount mortgages released. ....... 80
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
CARD or THANKS.

desire. through the columns of your
oaper. 10 return mauy thanks 20 the mem
bers and friends OF the Second Baptist
church FOR their liberal donation and
Kindness during this nv sad hour of affl Q
ton aud ADVERSELY. Trusting God will
bless YOU all aud the church bloom aud
prosper a. the rose. j. {. BUNDY.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
CHANGE TONIGHT.
ToIa Fitch VIII Take Charge Of the PostofHce
This Evening.

This evening Tom Fitch will take charge
of the po- tofiice aud the atmosphere Will
change Irom Republlcanism To De-
mOCTacy.
The selection Of an assistant is not vet
announced, nor Is the selection for jani-
tors a1d laDOrers. AS II result the canai-
dates for these places are experiencing
that nervousness peculiar to the moment
preceedln. a battle.
The friends of the various candidates for
assistant postmaster are confident of sue
cess Tor their tavOrlte, but the fact APP
pears TO be that no living mau outside of
Mr. Fitch knows who the successful eau
didate viii be.
The supporters of VIII Hewey say that
he wilE~be the man without doubt. while
the supporters Of the other candidates
seem equally confident.
Some KNOWING ones said last night, after
thoroughly cgnVtssluG the probabilities,
that dark horse will be sprung and that
none of the men whose names have been
heretofore mentioned will the place.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
GONE TO INVESTIGATE.

Mrs Mary F. Lease left yesterday morn
ing for Winfield for the purpose OF in
ys-tlsaIing the asylum az shat place.
There are some very grave reports con-
corning tue Iustl utiou IN question aud
Mrs Lease mas hunted tAst sac Will lay
the skeleton IN tae closet, bare. From
there she Will % - DiAta=. She ! ac-
companigd by her two daughters.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
ElECu1IoNARY ENTERTAINMENT.

4 rare elecutionary entertainment will
he given by Dr.. Hoss and his pupils IN
Dodge Avenue ". Z. church. Tuesday $50
y. m sharp THIS viii incl ude the
didactic. pat hetic, passionte and artistic.
Among other selections Will be the tragic
piece. The Gypsy Flower Girl" the ex-
quisitely elegant piece The Marble
Dream in costume with bell and music
accompaniment, bugle song Cato and
others All viii De iutersperseI with
good unusic
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
4 CARD.

All persons coming by rail to the
Wichita district Ctmpmeetins, to he held
NJ Riverside park August 1T 10 I0,h. by
securing certificates from agent where
they buy their tickets, aud having same
signed by myself here, will be entitled 10
return for oue-thlrd fare
W J. NARTINDALE.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
MET HIS FRIENDS.
Judge Tucker Has q Delightful Time With
Friends From Spirit Land.

Judge Tucker in his after dinner re-
marks yesterday look up the subject of
spiritualism and gave details OF some
wonderful spirit manifestations that &C
CURED at the recent camp meeting at
Derry. The judge had revealed to him the
spirit of his mother. mother-in-law and
uIece. They were as plain to my vision, !"
said the judge, "as the nose in your face.
/ WIS sitting by the cabinet one evening"
lie continued, when a lady came IN who
could not find a seat. | told her she could
have the seat by me, but she preferred TO
set farther back. Just then a voice
at my ear said. ri sit by you uncle
and turning around l saw the form Of my
niece, who has been dead Il great many
years, standing by my side. She took ii
seat, leaned her head over on my shoulder
and we conversed together for an hour.
she told me all about our kindred in the
spirit land and We lad conversation as
delightful as it is possible 10 imagine.
There could be no mistrke about il.
also had talks with other friends who
appeared and conversed with me equally
as plain and satisfactory"
Tue Judge tells many other wonderful
stories about what he saw and heard from
tue spirit land.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
ni.rnsrinr Irnorancc.

Cholly-Why did you discha'g your
man
Agile was too ignowant- When
eveh was writing lettah AID wanted
20 know how 70 spell a word. ne had 70
loos IN th,. dictioas wy. Y Weekly
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
RETURNED HAPPY.
Wichita Camplng-Out Parry Royalty Enter
tanned at Bla kwell.

Miss Nellie POffen berger, Miss Dollie
Poffenb-rger Miss Mollie Ross, Miss Lou
Mutt, Miss Claude Staughers, Miss Ervy
Ebev, Miss Fannie Taylor, Messrs Doc
Poffenberger, A. II. Bolte, George Ross,
Rob Sullivan, A. Z. OIueer and Charles
Joseph, chaperoEed By Mrs. Ollinger, re-
turned from the territory yesterday where
they had been for an outing. They report
a most enj yable time.
While at Blackwell the young society
people Of that city gave them magnifi-
cent reception and also a bill, which was a
very swell and ENJOYABLE social atflIr.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31

San Johnsiuz. a Dallas coloTed man,
has mule that taIks. Af-er SAN bad
5elabo-ed the mule fo- az ho1- the zul-
ma t-o.1ed OF al right.
Oar said sam confident = - he
mule. -dsF. voa zee. p yer NOu.o ~
vhsf's rizht We mont l.1 tergecder ~
Ike two BREEDERS Texas -lftlngs
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
RKnkE Mo 4 srnKE

Early yesterday morning thieves broke
into the wholesale house Of Lehman y
Higsiuson. of North Market street, aud
stole some goods, the exact characte. and
quantity OF which has not yet been a>cer-
tanned The officers hsye "a cue 10 he
identity of the rubaers aud are after them.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31

- don't care who writes me SONGS
OF 4 people, said old scads- practically.
If can loan them money a. siE PER
cent. " Y. World
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31

the snow capped peaks and babbling
brooks. totally oblivious of the doings of
Wichita, aud particularly those that re-
ferred 10 some of the members of The board.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
HAD A SCRAP.
Burks Whipped by Ills wrathrul Wife Sabbath
Evening.

A man named Burks and his wife enter
tanned the citizens of the East Side Sunday
evening. Il was family quarrel and will
not reach the courts for. as usual, they
have since healed the chasm and white
winged peace hovers over their home again.
They had some misunderstanding about
the disposition of his monthly pay and size
took a whip and chastised him. Mrs.
Burks is spoken of very highly. She is
well known in her neighbOrhUod as a good
wife, good housekeeper and lady of re-
finement. The husband confesses that he
has not been what he should in the past,
but promises to do better.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31

Pc-hzos rha-e vas >----- 81 ---
q 80 les uS ho-c twas .c-1---
VLea ~ ~ztd t--a- g p-zre - tzE sczzas
Is Indeed . position q 49,
-E@-ssc- S.-z
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
EStbsNT POW IL JACK

John Powell plSs ,4e4t 80 the schoot
board. has returned with his family from
an extended summer "trip Il the Eouu-
lains. de reports ade!iglIiul time amcug
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
STILL ON A STRIKE
NEWTON MEN SAY DEBS IS STILL
INITON MAIN LINE

They Claim That the idea That the
Strike is over is the Result of
Newspaper Silence on the Sub
ject-Nickerson Threatened
With Being Deprived of
Division HeadqUar-
tiers Debs Not
Stuck on This
Division
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
When in Doubt
Lead TrumpS."

When you don't know what to
eat call on knorr the Grocer for
a suggestion.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-31
PUSHING THEIR MEN
RED HOT CONTEST FOR The FIRST
WARD VACANCY.

Mccoy and Herman Are The Favor
ties for Blacks Place-Doctors
Demanding Longer Lunch
Hours for High schools Pu-
pills - Present System
Dangerous u Health.
Will Present Their
side on Mon
day Night.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
Pec0llarIties Of Growing Trees.

A tree has many peculiar charac-
teristics, and some of them puzzle
the scientists, as we'll as the chemist
who makes tho analysis When the
leaves drop off OF a twig withers and
falls, they leave small scar, which
never disappears. A slight cxcres-
cencc is left to record the existence
of the missing member-j'lst as a
man who loses toe or finger never
gets rid of the scar. There is some
times a tendency i'll trees of the oak
and maple species to send out from
their young limbs more wood than
they can support, and this causes
contraction at the point of insertion
or from where the stem starts out,
and tho fiber becomes sometimes
twisted, so that it obstructs the flow
of sap. The young limb in such in
stances withcrs and drops off, leaving
all along the bough small excres-
cences sufficiently large to account
for the tapcring of the portion OF a
branch where the death occurred
Boston Transcript.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
The Last Days Of Kosciusko.

Kosciusko, wounded and made
prisoner at the battlo of Maciejowice,
was kept two years in the prisons of
St. Petersburg, and, amnestied by
Gar Paul l, went first to England,
thcnce to Italy and then to Paris.
Here he struck great friendship with
the charge daffaires Of the Swiss
confederation, NJ de Zeltner. and
finally went to live the last years of
his life in his friends house at So
leta, where he died on the 18th of
October, 1917. The heart Of the hero
remained in the possession OF Kos
ciusko's goddaughter, Mile. de Hc|t-
ner, and on her marriage with Count
Morosini passed into the keeping Of
that family,
The descendants of those among
whom the great Polish patriot passed
away protest most anxiously. and Oh
the best authority, against the phrase
attributed to kosciusko when falling
wounded on his last battlefield, "Finis
Polonie!" This exclamation was new
er uttered by Kosciusko, who him
self refuted the legend, saying in his
last days, These are the words of q
self conceited braggart, and as far
from my heart as they are from my
hopes. ."-London Saturday Review.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
Spelling In Dreama.

That incorrect spelling may be said
to be inherent In the understanding
seems to be proved by tho fact that
when bad spoilers see inscriptions or
written sentences IN their dreams
the words are misspellcd as they
would misspell them. A notoriously
bad speller once related that he had
seen in dream great black cat
with collar round his neck bear
ing the inscription, King Solomon's
Cat"
That is very interesting" said a
friend, who was curious to see if by
any chance correct photography had
been revealed to the dreamer along
with his vision. Wont you please
write that sentence down for me, just
as you saw it on the cats collar2"
The dreamer took pencil and
wrote, King Solaman's Cato. ~
Youths Companion.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
7AURMNT, Frederick County, Maryland Thursday March T. 1884,
EXTINCTION OF THE KISS.
Sanitary scioncs Invading tho Sacred
Realm Of R0ma antlc Sentiment.

Sanitary scioncs Invading tho Sacred
Realm Of Romantic Sentiment.
The kiss of affection and romantic
love is celebrated in the song and
story of all ages. Sacred literature
justifies and honors the holy kiss of
religious sympathy and fellowship.
The meeting of the lips has always
been with our race the universal and
natural and spontaneous expression
of the most tender sentiment.
Now sanitary science pushes itself
forward to degrade the kiss to the
level of sewer gas and the many
agencies by which noxious and infec-
tious disease is propagated. 1t is de-
manding the abolition of the practice
as a remnant of barbarous ignorance
of the laws of health Itwould subor-
dinate romantic sentiment to cautious
prudence and forbid the lover to en-
brace his sweetheart, even as a seal
of their betrothal, until they are able
to produce medical certificates that
they are free from the transmissible
germs Of disease.
For several years past prudent par
ents, under the instruction of their
physicians, have guarded their young
children jealously against the indis
criminate kissing which was once In
vogue, lest those poisonous germs be
transmitted to the babies. It is q
reasonable precaution, for undoubted.
ly the danger exists, and as the germ
theory of disease is more generally
accepted peril Of such contact is ap
preciated the more intelligently.
II, then, there is a serious risk for
children in careless kissing, say the
preachers Of sanitary science, it is Z
risk which older people must avoid
also. Even the cherry red and poutr
ing lips Of beauty may convey mate
rial poison along with the rapture Of
love they express 30 romantically.
The most ardent manifestation Of
masculine devotion may be the
means of planting the seeds Of dis
case which will bring forth q fruit
full crop of maladies sent down
through generations. So says science.
Accordingly the secretary of the
Ohio board Of health has been urging
the Pastors union of Sandusky to
use their influence to put a stop TO
the practice of unscientific kissing or
kissing which is not carefully re-
strained by sanitary laws. He also
warns them of the danger Of using
the same wine cup in administering
the rite of the holy communion to
different persons. He would not let
women kiss each other after the pre-
vailing fashion, and of course he dis
countenances the kissing Of babies
By every chance conner, and he would
prevent kissing among the babies
themselves.
Thus cold and prudential science is
invading the realm OF tender and ro-
mantle, poetic and religious senti-
ment and destroying as pesthouss
the very temple in which the love Of
all ages has offered up its worship
It is an appalling revolution. New
York Sun.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
What y Newsboy Thought.

Two dirty. ragged, wicked little
newsboys sat up in the gods gallery.
The play was Hamlet" The curtain
fell on tho last act. Hamlet had killed
the false Claudius; the Queen is dy-
ing by poison; Laertes writhed at
the feet of the princely Dane, him
self dying of secret hurts. Neither
boy had spoken nor moved from his
position, clutching the grimy railing
with grimier hands. The crowd about
them rose noisily. 1t was time to 60.
Then the younger of the two spoke,
his eyes big with excitement:
'Gollyl Wouldn't that make a
bully extry to holler1'-Kate Fields
Washington.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
A Mothers Love,

When the late General Butler wae
in command in New Orleans, a wom-
an of that city applied to him for a
pass through the Union lines that
she might see her son, who was lying
wounded In a house in The suburbs
The general told her she could have
one if she would take the oath of al
lesiance. This she refused to do and
argued long and earnestly against it,
breaking into food of tears at
length and exclaiming, You do not
know how ! love my son" "Ah"
cried Butler, with scathing emphasis,
"but you love secession better. 49,
New York Sun.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
Wanted to Send u Sample.

Now and then some neat little story
turns up in a telegraph office. Of
course every one is familiar with that
of the lady who wrote message TO
her sister in faraway city to the ef-
feet thatshe could not match certain
shade of blue silk. pinned a sample
to the blank, added the words, This
is tho nearest l can come to it, )" and
requested that sample, message and
all be sent at once by wire.
When the operator mildly suggest
ed that he was unable to transmit
the sample she of course became an
cry and promptly denounced the man
and Professor Morse's invention as a
snare and a delusion. New York
Herald.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
How Trees Restrict Winds.

There are pines so lofty that they
resemble cathedral towers. and roots
Of pine tree are peculiar and resem,
Bile the claws of birds. They cling
to the light, sandy soil Of the south
with an animal-like grasp that deties
the widest winds to shake them from
their hold. The oak is always made
stronger by the wintry winds which
cause its roots to strike still deeper
into the soil until the hold Is 50 great
that nothing can uproot it or cause
it to lose its hold. Boston Transcript.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
ThE DOG AT THE STATION.
An illustration Of How Laating the Affec-
tion Of a Canine May he.

IAN instance Of animal affection
came to my notice two years ago"
said Aquilla Fleischman, instructor
of physics in the University of Kan
sas. 1T was on the occasion Of Pres
ident Jortlan's leaving the state uni
versity Of Indiana, where l was then
a student, to assume tho presidency
of the Leland Stanford university at
Pasadena, Cal While president of
the Indiana university DR.. Jordan SO,
cured a fine st. Bernard pup and took
good care to raise it properly, The
dog soon became proficient in many
ways under the tutelage of DR.. Jor'
dan and seemed fairly to worship its
master. Nightly the dog could be
seen in the Bloomington postoftice
waiting it's turn when the mail for
the president would be handed out
inclosed in leathern pouch. With
this pouch the dog would trot away
toward the residence of the presi-
dent, and woe to any one who at
tempted to bar its progress.
"Dr. Jordan on leaving presented
the dog to Professor Hoffman of the
college At first the dog was disin
clined to part with his master, and
upon meeting Dr. Jordan in the
street would turn away from Profess
or Hoffman and follow after Being
driven away onco or twice, however,
it mado no further attempts at fol
lowing him. On the occasion of the
doctors departure Professor Hoff
man. along with the other men,
bers of the faculty, went to the
depot. The dog journeyed with him.
1t was hero that DR.. Jordan stopped
and patted the dog on the head and
then entered tho cars. Tho dog
watched wistfully for the reappear-
ance of the good doctor, but in vain.
''Soon after this Professor Hoff-
man noticed that his dog was absent
at a certain period in the day. The
operator at tho depot also noticed the
daily visits Of the dog to tho station
on the arrival and departure Of the 2
p. m. train. Being informed as to
whom tho dog belonged he sent
word, and Professor Hoffman next
day watched the strange sight. The
dog came, expecting the return Of its
former master, and waited patiently
for the approach of the train. As
the train neared the depot, it would
prick up it's ears and observe the ar
rivals. It was only when the train
had passed out Of sight that the dog
would depart. 1t was really touch
ing scene and shows the depth of an
imal affection. st Louis Globe
Democrat.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rev. G. A, Whitmoie
80 or. Weekly Lectures Tuesday eVenlre
N~stinx Of Ladies' Aid Society every secoAo
WSdnesdsy evening. Regular services :!
pointmsnt from the pulpit.
Lutheran Church. Rev. J. H. Barb, pas
or. Services, Sunday 10 A. NJ: and 6So r.
y. Sunday School, 2. P. y Prayer Meet
inx, Wednesday, 8.45 r.
Uaited Brethren Church-Rev w. l..
Martin, Pastor. Regular Services NY ap'
appointment from the pulpit.
Glass Meeting every two weeks at ~ a. ILL.,
PRAYER Meeting every Thursday evening
Sunday School 2 PM.
Mic Society every econd ana rool'n
Wednesday evenings
nissis.sry Meetings by regular appoint
nest.
Nersyisu Church: Rev. J. J. R'cksecker'
eter. Services in AechAnics,own every
weeks, alternating morning and evening
asshan, sverv Sunday.
Methodist Episcopal Church - Kev.
ueory Mana Pastor. Servicet every .lter'
..ts ,upday At 10 A. M. and 7.30 P. NJ
sunday School At "A. NJ. rayer Meeting
every Wednesday evening at7.S0 J.. n.
d. Stephens Church, Protestant Episco-
al. Rev, r. Whlt,inyhau, Pastor. Ser
viees every Supday At 1890 n. m, except On
Oh Sundsy ia tue month, then ~ night.
Evening Prayer, Fridays, at.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
4 SIGN and all Omen.

When man goes into a rapid
transit" lunchroom. selects a seat
and leaves his hat in it rs notice
that he has staked out his claim, and
then returns with cup of coffee in
one hand and ham sandwich i'll the
other and sits down on the hat, it is
a sign that he is careless of his per-
sonal appearance and regardless OF
matters of dress 1t is also good
omen for tho halter. Exchange.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22

"Oh, dear" girl was overheard
saying rs the curtain went slowly
down on the thrilling climax OF the
third act, I'm crying like a baby.
II only the lights wouldn't be turned
right on" They were, though, pitt
lessly, and the only consolation the
young woman probably found was
that other eyes were streaming and
other noses shining as well as hers.
New York Times.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
The Feat Market For Fine TeS.

Outside their own countrymen, the
Chinese growers find their best mar
ket for high class teas among the
Russians. The Slavs consume an i'm
mense quantity of green tea, and the
nobility pay tremendous prices for
the pick Of the market.-San Fran
cisco Chronicle.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-03-22
A Cranky Patient

Doctor to pat,enN-1 do not wish
TO frighten you, but if you have no
objection Id like to call in couple OF
my brother physicians,
Irascible patient-All right! If you
need any assistance in numbering me,
call in your accomplices. Texas Sift-
Ines