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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
ApllOriSnnS.

Debr is not only an inconveni-
ence, but calamity.-[J Johnson.
To rejoice in the happiness of
others, is to make it our own; to
produce it, IS to make it more than
our own.-IJ. a. James.
The nerve that never relaxes, the
eye that never blanches, the thought
that never wanders-these are the
masters OF victory Burke.
They that deserve nothing, should
be thankful for anything. Bless
God for what you have, and trust
him for what you want J. Mason.
Human happiness has no perfect
security but freedom; freedom none
but virtue; virtue none but know J.
edge; and neither freedom, nor vir.
tue, nor knowledge has any vieor
or immortal hope, except in the
principles of the Christian faith,
and in the sanctums OF the Chris
tian religion.--l Josiah Quincy.
The common Auency of speech
in many men, and most women, IS
owing TO scarcity Of matter, and
scarcity of words; for whoever is
a master Of language, and hath o
mind foil Of ideas, will lie apt, in
speaking, to h, state upon the
choice Of both; whereas common
speakers have on'y one set Of ideas
and one set Of words to clothe them
in, and these are always ready at ,the
mouth. SO people come faster oui
Of a church when il is almost emp.
ty, than when a crowd is at fhe
door Dean Swift.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
You Are Right, Mr.. Herald.

The Twelve Pole Monitor says
it talked " ith number Of Demo
cratic politicians whilst in Hunting
ton last week and every one ofthem
conceded Wayne's right g. he
next State Senator PROVIDED the
peop!e down there would come up
to the convention united upon
candidate. The Democrats may
corcede Wayne the nomination.
for State Senator, but this year the
Republicans will have considerable
TO say about who will be elected.
Just paste this in your hat, Mr..
Monitor Huntington Herald.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
strangn Disnp,,earnncc.

Huntington Advertiser. Feb 81 50
Tolbert Adkinsa whe- merlyl
kept y small store on Third dVye<t
nue. near Eighth street, has dssap,
peared and the best cndeavdrs nl
his family, friends and police IA 81
failed to'locate him.
Some time ago he closed up lI{|
store here and moved to tho couhs1
try, opening up IN business neuf{
the Wayne county line. Ten days1
ago he came to this city to mako
some purchases, and after being4
seen on the street here for a eedf,lo
of days he disappeared. Hthadsaf
considerable sum OF mouey ab<ht
him and when last seen was drinK>x
ing very heavily.
Inquiries have been sent to-
Wayne, his home, Ceredo and ain
other points where it is thought ho{
might be, but ssch answer is disgs
appointing and here is as yet TO-
clue to his whereabouts. 1
Some think he has taken whats,
cash he could secure andgone eth
or west or south to staYsA >-,>--s&
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

EVERY Democratic member Of
The House who would consent 10
express an opinion has said in
substance: ut 10 not such q tar
iff bill as i wanted" Itiscor ain
lynot such a bill 80 any RepuSli-
can wanted. therefore it must Dc
that Mr. Cleveland is the only man
who really wants such a bill.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
Same Here, Brother.

This paper cannot run much
longer with the immense weight of
debt that it is carrying for the
benefit Of its patrons. Times are
hard and we must pay in advance.
If you have any interest in the
paper please send in what you owe
or expect TO owe. 1t is no joke
this time and the noxt news will
be a general assignment.-[Fay
etteville Journal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

The whiskey trust is figuring on
an increased profit of several mil
lion dollars this year by reason Of
the action Of the House in "jump-
ing on the trusts" and its mem
bers are hoping that the Senate
win further increase the profits by
doing some more jumping.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

What strange beings some NOR
tails be- There are men who believe
that newspaper men should write
articles and to further their business
enterprise or political aspirations as
a matter Of duty the press owes TO
them, forgetting that the poor devil
who runs the paper does it as a
means Of making a living and that
advertising whether il be politics or
business is ono OF the chief sources
Of revenue to printing Office, and
if this is given away the editor
bspft much left to pay printers
[ kentucky Democrat.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

IT'sa regular part Of the Con-
gressional prograpEne for the
House to pass at least once a week
a resolution ordering the arrest Of
absent members in order to make
a voting quorum The country
ought 10 hold somebody responsi-
ble for this childishness.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

THE California suicide whom
the Kelley cure had failed to cure
was evidently trying to "get even"
when he left a note saying he did
it while drunk.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

The L. S. Senate is "the bull
wark Of the nation" or "the plant
tool Of Dave Hlll," just according
to what paper you happen to ac.
cept az authority.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

The anarchists who preach de-
struction ought not to be surprised
when the other people practice it
upon anarchists.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

SENTiMENT counts for very little
with Secretary Carlisle, or he
would not have recommended that
the appropriation for Lighting the
torch Of the StatUe Of Liberty, in
New York barbor, be cut of.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

$7,792 is the latest Pennsylvan-
ia quotation for husbands, that
being the amount awarded the wild
ow of a man who lost his life by
the breaking down of a bridge over
which he was driving.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

Mr.. PEcTHAM cannot, like Horn
blower, seek consolation in the
arms of a bride, 80 he VIII have to
take it in the usual way.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

THE stoampipe is a dangerous
competitor Of the modern gun as
a man killer, the explosion Of ose
on the German ironclad Braden-
burg, tho other day, having killed
IS and wounded Q men.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

Is this 1894 or 1892 To read
about the "evil eye" and witch
craft charged against n citizen of
Ohio is enough to make one sup
pose it to be the former.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

RAIDING Illicit distilleries con-
tnues to be dangerous pastime.
The loss Of four lives-two deputy
marshals and two moonshiners-
followed one in this State the 9TH
er day.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

CHEMICAL experts have often
played prominent parts in mur-
der trials, but it remained for n
New York woman TO introduce
them in suit for divorce.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

THE Amorican Judge who can
be intimidaied by writers of anony-
nous threatening letters has not
yet been located.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

IT is fair TO infer from the earn
estness with which certain editors
are discussing the question of
making state or a portion Of a
State out Of Indian Territory that
there is Doodle" in it.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
DIRECTORS
Your Little Home

Has probably cost yon
years OF toll. If it would
burn down, what would YOU
do? Could You build an
other at once? Wouldn't
you rest easier il il was in
sured in some good COM
pany? If YOU wish to place
your risk in a good reliable
company, you will find it TO
your advantage to call on
I. i. McDougal Insurance
Broker, Ceredo, w. Va.
ie represent the PrOvi-
dence " ashingtOn. of Prov
idence r. l.. the Peabody
and Fire and Mariue. OF
Wheeling. w. Va, the ph9-
nix. OF London. the Ohio
Farmers and other first
class companies. The only
agency in Ceredo that writes
policies, thereby saving de
lay; also saves the trouble OF
writing for endorsement
when needed. Can place
risks in the best companies
as cheap if not cheaper than
any agent III the State
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

BEFoRE the echoes of Corbett.
Mitchell have died away the oblig-
ing papers have begun to boom
the Corbett-Jackson business. Is
there no rest for a patient public?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

Bio prices will be paid by the
farmers of the northwest for the
breed of sheep that will eat the
Russian thistles. Secretary Nor
ton once claimed TO know of such
sh 5ep.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

IN the race for securing free
newspaper advertising Mrs. Lease
is in a fair way to distance the
field.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

The Moody and .Sankey meet
iugs in Washington have had no
apparent effect upon Congress.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
The Ceredo Advance.

SIGNs OF spripg-thrilling stor-
les of the escape of animals from
circus menageries.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

LATE news indicates that the
spirit of the Spanish inquisition
has never been driven out of
Spain.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
TfIEGIsIP.

Out last night,
Lots Of fun.
Bed all right
Half past one.
Nine O'Clock,
Feel 80 sick,
Fetch the doctor
Hurry quickl
Aching bones
IIead'll split
Horrid eroans,
Never quit;
Hardly speak,
Try again.
Feel so weak.
Darling pain,
Spinal cord
Gives q witch,
Oh, good Lord,
What q stitch!
Flat in bed,
Gone this trip,
Soon be dead.
Got the grip.
New York Evening S
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
KEy6n NEN
Late Items From 0
New Town.

Reporter.
MIR, f. NJ. Hazen made a bu,
ness trip to Columbus. o., the lid
of this week.
Several couples from Kcnova
tended The bali at Cere,lo last
urday evening, "
Miss Nora Newman, who
been on'the sick list fo- the .,p|
week, is able 10 be up again.
Mr.and Mrs. Floyd Turner,
their little son are visiting fri
in Bellevue, Ohio.
Mr. &C. Coe. cashier o,
kenova Loan and Trust CO.,
business trip to Wayne ycs,eI
Mr.. w. IL Hill masle'a bust
trip to Huntington. Yesterday. Mr.
Hill represents a Wholesale tobaccS
house Of Winston. n. C..
y little thrce.ycarold daughte
of MIR. w. Nj. Shelton. of thi
place, was severely burned las
Saturday. Tae lit,le one was. rl,1y
ing near a CRATE, when its ck,thr'
caught fire, burning its arm an,
face in bad way, 1t will recoyer
but will probably be Scared 70
life.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

II is significant that the strong.
est supporters of the Cleveland
tariff bill are constantly trying to
present valid excuses for so doing
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

II isn't his wifo and children
that Prince Colonna is kicking
about it's the loss of the Mackay
cash.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

TIE Albany Advance SAYS:
1.-TWO worthy master mechanics,
one a printer and the other car.
penter, were in Albany Tuesday
on their pilgrimage over the coun-
try looking FOR work. They said,
@s*s q! such dod gasted
drib5le.edge free trade timeH Here
too.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
In tic Isnnfness-

Tommie-Eh, Mr.. Suodkins. gi
me TO cents; saw you kiss sister
Mr.. Suodkins-W w ell -ah "a
here's a quarter, but be sure you
don't tell.
Tommie-Tbats III right. I'm
used to keeping it quiet, That's
IS I've earned this week Har.
per's Weekly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28

The boy stood on the icy Walk
whence al bit him had slidi
Zip went lls heels, or went his iel>a..
Aud wOw-vop Wesf ths hid.
fnuehemtos itfp0i
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
DIR. DR.L.P.FARRELLY,
DENTIST.
CeredO, W. va.

All operations pertaining to The
mouth and teeth attended to in a
scientific manner. Artificial teeth
guaranteed to fit perfectly and look
natural. Gold, Amalgam and Por.
cclain filings Prices reasonahle
and satislactioa guaranteed.
nFOnice new Ban Bu Id
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1894-02-28
Only the Scars Remain.

Among the many testimonials which
see in regard to certain medicines perform
Ing cures, cleansing the blood, etc" writes
HENRY HUDSON. oi the james Smith
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-10-11
SHAME!

The Republicans, Of this city, have
republished the deceptive pamphlet
called Nuggets of TRUTH which be-
gins with a fraud on its face, but has
omitted the former face on its back. It
is half a truth. which is rightly defined
as "a whole lie" That is, it quotes part
of a sentence the whole Of which would
give an entirely different meaning to
that conveyed by the mutilated utter
ance.
It contains isolated sentences from
sermons by prominent gentlemen SO
headed and grouped as to present them
as arguments for protection, an idea
entirely foreign to the intent of the
speakers as may be seen from the con-
text in the original discourses.
1t is a most contemplate method of
endeavoring to mislead the public and
coupled with the portraits of the gem
tlemen whose sentiments are thus pros
diluted, places them in a very unequiv-
ocal position.
Those, of them who are living are
doubtless the best judges of what is
proper to do under these circumstances.
Whether to protest against the course
thus pursued in their case and disavow
giving their pictures and authority to
thus place them in q false light or to
let the swindle go on unchecked. But
The relatives of those who are dead
owe it to the character of their depart
ID ancestors to vindicate them from
the slurs that are thus cast upon their
memory.
The so-called Nuggets" were thor
oughly exposed two years ago, and we
had reason to suppose that even the
concoctors Of the scheme to hoodwink
The unsophisticated We're ashamed of
their undetermined work But 1t is
characteristic Of Republican tactics
and plainly hetrays the straits into
which the local party is driven.
If the voters of Utah do not show
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-10-11
THE WOOL CRY.

Every few days the calamity howl
ers send up a wall about wool. The
truth is that when a calamity bowler
hasn't anything else to do he walls
about wool. A few days ago the Phil
adelphia Times contained the follow
ing: There seems to be significant
lull in the wool ruin cry, and the wall
of distress over the new tariff sched-
ule is no longer even a respectable
murmur. OF course, there is a cause.
When the Mckinley bill went into eff
feet wool brought % cents pound and
fell 10 cents inside the first week.
AS the flock masters were not giving
away their product they stopped sell
ing, and under the highest protective
tariff ever known found neither mar
ket nor buyers. The new tariff rate
makes heavy reductions, nothing less
than 80 per cent, and all the way up to
80. Under this tariff last week an
Ohio wool grower in the Woodsfield
district sold 10000 pounds at 26 cents.
AT Washington, in this state, the wool
clip commands II cents, and this in
spite of the fact that the Washington
farmers were assured that the free
wool measure was their ruin. To top
all, Monongahela firm yesterday in
structed its country agents to take up
350,000 pounds at 25 cents, where they
formerly paid 10. This is why the lull
in the wool ruin cry has the boards"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-10-11
MKINLEY's CALAMITY HOWL.

Governor Mckinley cannot get off
his hobby horse. Having the distinc-
ton of framing the most Ubiquitous
tariff bill ever known, so ubiquitous
that protection ceased to be called by
its old name and became known as Nc
Kinieyism, he wants it restored.
In the fall after Congress passed
the Mckinley tariff bill, the people re-
pudiated it and the theory on which
it was built. Two years later the Re-
publican party went to the people on
the same old issue, presenting the
same old arguments, pleading for the
some old privilege to plumber the peo-
pie. The people then condemned more
strongly than ever McKinleyism and
its supporters, and declared for tariff
reform.
But Governor Mckinley thinks the
people did not know what they were
doing nor what they wanted, so he is
swinging round the circuit, repeating
the circus performances of two and
four years ago. He is living in the
past, while the people are living in the
present.
His case is well illustrated by the
old Scotch woman, who asked her
granddaughter what the minister had
chosen for his text. Church was just
out, and the good old granny was
made aware of the fact by the sound
of laughter and childish glee. Placing
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-10-11
BRAzES Or BLIND.

President Harrison's proclamation
gave amnesty to all persons guilty of
any offenses growing out of polygamy,
to all persons who had held themselves
blameless from such offenses after the
pronunciamento of the Mormon church
and the ratification by the people.
President Cleveland's proclamation
does no more with the single exception
that il applies to such offenses as were
committed between the proclamation
of the president of the Mormon church
and the proclamation of amnesty.
So SAYS our unregenerate morning
contemporary And that, too, after pub
fishing side by side the pertinent points
of both proclamations, one showing its
own inefficiency and fabbiness, the
other appearing in its broad and COM
plete application and sufficient strength
for every needed purpose.
Harrisons proclamation related sole
" and only to persons liable to the
penalties OF the Edmunds act 'by
reason of unlawful cohabitation under
the color of polygamous or plural mar
riages, who, since November 1, 1880,
abstained from such cohabitation."
There is no pretense in it of anything
further. 1t was of small use, for the
reason that in less than ten months
after the date of the proclamation, all
such persons as it could affect would
be free by the statute of limitations
without any amnesty. 1t had no effect
upon cases of polygamy, bigamy or
adultery. It said nothing as to persons
who had been convicted of any Of
Tense under the law.
The Tribune says sit applied to
every one of the offenses under that
law" and yet that paper has published
Judge Zane's ruling, that it only APP
piled to one offense. The Tribune is
again in a hole. 1t cannot squirm out
of it. President Cleveland's proclama-
ton applies to all the offenses growing
out of or under color of plural mar
riages; Harrison's only affects one, and
that which had been committed so long
that it was nearly outlawed. Cleve-
lands amnesty covers convictions as
we'll as offenses and reaches up to
January 8, 1898.
The Republican perverter of plain
facts and obvious truths may wabble
over columns of verbiage to obscure
that which every sane mind can per-
ceive and every just person must adj
nit, but in those efforts it does but
emphasize and confirm public opinion
as to its headstrong and reckless men
dacity.
We might be grieved at the Tribune's
blindness as to the identity of our po-
sition on this question and that of two
years ago. But as we are convinced
that it is more brazenly false than
mentally blind, we do not weep at it's
pretended failure to comprehend. 1t has
said it was waiting for light; but the
evidence proves that it loves to revel
in the darkness.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-10-11

one hand back of her ear, she mum
bled:
us that you, Libby?"
GAY. granny" came back the quick,
clear, childish response
"Ye'l hae ben tae the kirk. daw-
tie?"
GAY, granny
can fat wis the meenister preachin'
ABBOTT tn day, hinny?"
"Oh. granny. it wis sic queer ser
mon.''
"Yea ma: an fat wis the tex deary?"
ooh, deed, it wis an unco queer tex
1 cudna unnerstan' held nor tail OF"
.Imph'm," said the old lady, now
growing excited, IAN fat visit ABBOTT
than?''
ooh, it wis a ABBOTT the Scarlet Wum-
mantle great whoor O. Babylon
The old woman at once pricked up
her ears, and shifting her staff with
some vehemence on the ground, she
exclaimed, in tones betokening a sort
of reminiscent confused surprise:
sod save S a., sirss. Can that wum-
man be on the ran-dan yet? Heth,
I mind she was rael bad yin when I
wis wee lassie.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-10-11
REvrvING DEAD ISSUES.


We notice that Republicans in Utah
do not like any reference made to the
action of their party in the past toward
the people of Utah. They want by
cones to be bygones. They think the
Democrats here ought not to rake up
old issues. But they not only provoke
such illusions by exaggerating and
misrepresenting the course of some
Democrats in years that have gone, but
go back to events that may almost be
termed ancient history, and wave the
bloody garment of early Mormon woes.
in order to create prejudice and arouse
animosity against the Democrats.
The events of more than half a cen
fury ago are dug up from forgotten
graves and dressed in deceptive garb to
work on the passions of the living in
reference to present issues. We give
notice that if that is the kind of a
campaign that is wanted we are pre-
pared to meet fiction with fact, fanciful
stories with recorded truth, and living
witnesses to refute old fables.
The Republican party and its official
platforms and congressional legislation
are legitimate subjects for political crit
icism. SO are those of the Democratic
party. But attempts to saddle upon
the latter the deeds of individuals,
many of whom were the enemies of
that party, is not only despicable work
but absolutely wrong in principle, even
if it were true as to fact The Herald
advises a better kind of controversy,
and will greatly regret the necessity of
entering into discussion of matters
that so far as questions of today are
concerned ought to be allowed TO rest
in the silent tomb.