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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09
Iutellect.

"Our right tackle at college was fam.
GUS for his head work ON the field"
Indeed"
Eyes, I believe he could have gone
against q stone wall IL 1t had beer
necessary"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

II the Baby 10 Cutting Teeth.
DssuTs and use that old and well.tred remedy, MRa
Wnssows soorHlSo syauP for Children Tcothing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

asgsmaa's Camphor Ice With Glyoerine.
Cares CAAppsd Hands and Face, Tender or Sore Feet
A0haAias, PILES, &C. G. @. Clark Co.. New Haven, Ct
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

,is ~ IN
Il
|s On " ~ q ~ q 61Eovv0e
K - 1890 H Nsv n ~. r. n
- az. y. 81 rs 3Ea
80. r.. ~ : :. :. =. Z y.
Cd nsWe1apee osneni - NJ cpenE ~
iEorty.ao0oadl stfoo q ~ Seventh .Ave1.a
- ~ ~ ie,rjSin NJ n ~ IA ~ ~
~ Z. !. 81. 1
~ Avenue
II Il y . bleak unprote oeed corner, and
the Old woman andine II too exposed.
hsa t,l.en NJ. stnol u.,der M s,,sitS;r x
Sss.,s ~ 1s.ss.- Is!
- y = g Ass II J,
farr ENOUGH % not 70 know where %,
look for her, II needs be- ana affords IN;
Apparently eood opnoemnlty Tor iiish6n.
persoss Is shsat. yet the ssold WoIaSn,
never loaes II cent ahe has learned
from her distant niche to sise people MP
pretty wen. and q ON hand pretty
promptly II sha suspects unfair MAY. 3
A lady! last Sunday wanted Is buy.
q paper. and had nothing less than 2Ec.
Looking mp md down and around;
about. and seeing nobody ~ charge o.
the stand. slle decided aftef some mo-
lnentRs whiting TINT nhe wotild have 10
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

Now buy the winters fuel. You will make
money by getting coaled before the wealth.
e does.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09
Hsla b. the E.eny.

"A man. who had his attention drawn said
Il was not half % painful az drawing .
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

Cause and Eject.
The poet tackled the flowing bowl
Till his ideas couldn't be worse,
And then he sat down and poured out
his soul
In a ream Of flowing verse.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09
Worth Aesepts.s, ANYWAY

Mrs. Potts-Rey. pr. Thirdly hns just
had n call Mt $500 n year more SALARY.
Jack Potts-I should think that was
more like a raise"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

IN Tennessee no less than 100 moon.
ehlpefs have been arrested In the noun.
eains during q still hunt.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09
70 Save Tl.s,

Clerkets-Shall I send this, $780,
Mrs. Hicks-N-no, I can Just assWrll
carry It; you can send the ohsnGe.
though, IL you win. :. 80
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09
rIOTHERS

Il II hard to tell which the fair sex scans
he closest. wedding suits or divorce suits.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

Spencer-What do you mean by say
ing that it is to give or take with Judge
SOckitt?
Ferguson-Ten dollars or ten days.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

1t is wrong to speak Of Q convicted police
captain a. "a good man gone wrong" He
II bad man found out.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

The phrase 80 criminal iawyst,s apsun
tsutoiogical-that b to people who Eao1
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09
aaaaFins the Circle,

Elbow can repay your kindness to
me out heres"
."Gh, well, when / come to town ron
Just take me the rounds and ven eau
It square," 1
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

child, by aiding Nature in preparing the
system for parturition.' Thereby "labor"
and also the period of confinement are
greatly shortened. It also promotes an
abundant secretion of nourisllnent for
the child. During pregnancy, it pre-
vents morning sickness" and those
distressing nervous symptoms from
which % many suffer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09
Tanks. Collie Co., z<xas.

Tanks, Collie Co., 7ffas.
On. =. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. ":
1esr Sill took your "Favorite Pre-
/. scsiption" previous to confinement and
sever did 90 we'll in my life. 1t is only
two weeks since my confinement and / am
able to DO my work. I feel stronger than I
evef did Ia six weeks before.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

Hoods 50. Cures
Unsx und Teeth Aneng Amerieans.

hood'D. pilio 40 pdrely veestah.A, and %
otpwsA paine grpa Bold By al drusgsta
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-09

aud those about to
become mothers,
should know that
DR.. Pierce's Fa.
vorite Prescription
robs childbirth of
its torture, terrors
and dangers to
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

Justify, horribly. if many strokes are
given
1T is said that after the japanese got
the thousand strokes il is a miracle they
did not die. As they did not, and as they
stil refused to confess. their finger nails
were pulled out. This is done with a set
of pincers. This ingenious bit of deviltry
proving futile. the two japanese under
went the process of kneeling on chains.
This lacerates the kneecap and causes ex-
IRENE agony. In their case the agony was
increased by having men stand on a pole
which was put across the inside Of their
knees.
1t is one Of Gods mercies. and one of
the reasons why t0rtures are practiced,
that the Orientals are not as sensitive as
we are to pain, else they would go stark
mad The chain torture proving unavail-
ing, the japanese were compelled TO stand,
and smaller chains were put around their
wrists and boiling water was poured on
them until the iron sunk to the bone. Fur
Their, it is said. that this torture not sue
ceeding in wringing from them a confess
sion, their tongues were pulled out and
crushed, and then an unnamable torture
was inflicted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04
LExow AT WORK AGAIN.
A Witness Confesses to Perjury-A Re-
peater on the Stand.

New York, Dec. 3.-The Lexow commit
tee was called together at noon to-day.
The chairman said that St1set Commits
sioner Andrews had written a letter to
the committee, asking for a copy of the
minutes of the session in which he was
charged with accepting brides, and the
letter had been referred to Mr.. Golf. The
latter said that he had advised that it
would not be proper at present to supply
a copy of the minutes. He had, however,
invited Mr.. Andrews to be present this
morning, to give him an opportunity to
vindicate himself. Mr.. Andrews was
obliged to be at meeting of the board
of estimates and could not appear.
Angus L. Lewis, who made an applica-
ton for a license for the Hotel Tortoni,
which was run by Nine. Claude, in Lex
ington avenue, was then called. He was
soon made to say that he had sworn seven
times that he owned the hotel, but that
he did not own it. He merely supplied
the place with meat and received the
money for the license from Nine. Calude' S
bookkeeper. He was informed that he
had laid himself liable to a penalty of
fifteen years Imprisonment on each of
the seven occasions.
Michael Ryan, well known green goods
man, was placed on the stand. His testi-
mony was to the effect that a lawyer
named Flannery had procured by brib-
SiS' an dHnuaVI from FORMER green
goods witness that his evidence
against Capt. Meakim was false.
This story brought some sharp criticisms
from Mr.. Golf upon the lawyer.
few moments later Mr.. Goff tried to
make the witness, Ryan, admit that he
was green goods man. Ryan declined
to answer, and Mr.. Goff called an officer,
who was prepared with a warrant and
Ryan was placed under arrest for disobey-
ing former subpoena.
Charles Harris, alias Mark Newton, was
next called. He said he had just come
down from the Erie county penitentiary,
where he had served one year and eight
months for false registration. He told
the story of his repeating, for which he
was paid by a son of Police Justice Div
YER, among others. His narrative was
specific as to places and persons, and de-
picted the repeating business as an exact
science.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04
HORRIBLE CRUELTY.
How the Chinese Tortured Those I'm
fortunate Japanese Students.
From the Philadelphia Record.

From the Philadelphia Record.
New York, Dec. Julian Ralph, the
correspondent who has just returned from
China, tells some horrible stories of the
tortures inflicted on the two Japanese stu
dents. who were first protected and then
given up to the Chinese authorities under
a promise of justice, which was at once
violated. He says the men were probably
spies, and continues: THE story is, that
they first received 1000 blows from the
bamboo. This is a form of punishment
very common. 1t is intended to induce a
confession. The prisoner is brought be-
fore the magistrate on his knees, and the
charge is made.
Care is taken to have a magistrate from
another province, and the prisoner makes
his answer in a language which is not I'M
derstood by the magistrate. 1t is inter-
preted by an official, accurately or mac
curately as he is bribed, and the Judge
then throws down little stick on which
is painted the number of blows the man is
to receive.
This is done so that the poor devil will
not know what he is to get beforehand.
His head is then bent to the ground; his
trousers are stripped down, and one of the
ofhcials lays on which the fiat section of a
bamboo pole The pole is smooth and
Timber and hard. The official whacks him
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04
FIlORInA-

II is estimated that there are 400 per
o e more tourists at St Augustine this
year than at this date last year.
u Giardina, an Italian. who keeps a
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04
NEWS OF THE SHIPS.
Maritime Matters of Local and General
Interest.

Notice has been given by the light
house board that a gas lighted buoy
painted black and showing a fixed white
light has been established to mark the
wreck of the Clyde Line steamer Ozama.
which sunk off cape Roman about ten
days ago. The particulars are published
under the head of notice to mariners,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

While lying at Dixon's wharf under
steam yesterday, the new pilot boat J. II
Estin had part Of her machinery broken
which will necessitate a new part being
secured from the builders before She goes
into commission
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04
SOUTHERN RAILWAY CO.
PIEDMONT AIR LINE.
Oh
On
Inc Greatest Southern System

~ co NJ Ed schedules THROUGH g. -.
N. G. for me- oet@een Savannah and Asbevt1Isas
Carolina noi h4s Springs and other W estarn
in tetsU 20 tWalhalla and Greenville G r.
oS uics ii3ie points via Columbia . - and
inston N s,r1e y ana improved service to Wash.
~ only line IN the south opepatin, so,,,
n Double 6eiI rams with Pullman dining cars
Phadeiph4iay B fSst trans between New Y SSr1
~ sJse' SoIumbia. Savannah. ana 10 Soh' Char
room cars be,, ria carrying Pullman dpawine
on al through gsSef fTaS Ssyanpah ana New Yorss
and 80 anu washington on trains a.
S. n 4 H 1SNKK ISL, G.; P. A. Washington u n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

The British steamship Dalegarth
cleared yesterday for Liverpool with
4.9n bales of upland cotton and ! 1866
bags of sea island cotton.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

The schooner Ida Lawrence cleared yes
terday for Baltimore, with S57, 2S4 feet of
pitch pine lumber. Dixon, Mitchell & Co.
shipped the lumber.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

The Propeller Towboat Company's new
tug w. f. McCanley sailed from Phila-
delphia yesterday at $40 o'clock for Sa-
vannah. She is expected to arrive
Wednesday morning
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

The British steamship Topaz, Capt
Gray, arrived at quarantine yesterday
from Cardiff consigned to J. f. Minis &
Co. She is chartered to load cotton for
Havre
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

The United States photographic Office
has published the following list of dere-
licts in the North Atlantic ocean:
During the month of November there
has been no decrease in the number of
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04
GEORGIA And FLORIDA.
News Of the Two States Told in Para.
graphs.

Fined for Putting TOrpedoes on the
Railroad Traok-The Liberty Bell May
be Brought to Atlants's Exposition.
Col. Armstrong Of Rome Gains Yer
dict for 500. 900 in Railroad Suit.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04
HOLIDAY BARGAINS

Nothing is nicer for Christmas present
than Silk Dress. We offer the grandest col
lection to choose from. No other house can
offer the variety in black or cOlOrs and at our
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-12-04

Our goods are always the besti Our prices Away
the lowest Our selections always the largest!
service is always the prompest Ecseins the place II
shop in! You save money at Ecksteins.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
Taking Up a Collection.

1--WE have certain parson," Dean Hart,
of Denver, writes, giving the name, whom
we keep on the frontier. He is rough
diamond, and has knack with the miners.
Not long ago he went to camp called
Rico, borrowed the dance hall over the sa-
loon for his service, rounded up his boys
and the hall was filled. After the ser
mon came the collection-a very important
feature. The preacher ran his eye over his
audience and seeing a certain tin horn
gambler known as Billy the Kid Billy
he said, take up the collection Very
much honored, Billy took his big sombrero
hat, and with an important and digniiied
air, as was fitting for the occasion, he made
his way to the front and held his hat for {
Young man on the foremost chair to do
nate
'The young miner dropped in quarter
Billy looked at it, then, putting his hand
under his coattails, drew his revolver
clicked it at the donor and said, with tn
utmost gravity, Young man, take tina
! back; this here's a dollar show Ther
with his hat and revolver, moving roun
the hall, he got as many dollars as thei
were people"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
Snake Inside of Snake.

A French viper was put in the same cage
with a horned viper. AS these indlvldua ias
although belonging to a different species,
were of the same size, the French viper
having been perhaps trifle the stronger. 1t
was supposed that these reptiles would I'VE ave
amicably side by side. Nevertheless the
horned viper during the following night
swallowed his companion in captivity, and
in order to accommodate this prey SO dispro
portionate to itself, its body was dlstendeo
to such degree that the scales, instead o.
touching each other laterally and even over
tanning each other little, as in its norma
condition, were separated, leaving between
the longitudinal rows of them aspace equa
To their own breadth. All the same, diges
ton proceeded regularly, and the , viper ISast an
not appear to have suffered in the least
Paris Nouvelle Revue.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
The nice foreign nobleman
Comes to our shore
With his ruined finances
To try the gold cure.
CHANGED TO JOY.

Hanging on the wall of the sample-room OF
John Fellmann, at ass Wells street, is an ordi-
nary envelope torn and crossed with marks and
bearing names and addresses III proiusion II
is an American Express companys envelope,
but could it talk an interesting sIory iS rfc w
cleaned from its yellow, blue ana BLACK SURFACE
Along in 1855 John Fellmann awakened one
morning in his narrow little room IN !omint
city and glanced out upon the sun prlsnt stlee.s
with sorrow in his heart. His finances We're
low and his prospects in life seemed bleak ana
drear. With many sigh he donnel MS eloth
ing, packed his pitiably small wardrobe III
little grip and start, d for the depot Inc hlght
| before he had besieged his friends and acqualnt
ances but it was net until his last loved memento
was sacrificed that he had money enough 70 pay
his railroad fare 10 Chicago. so haru haa peeh
| this task of raising money that he even hypothe-
Gated ticket on the old louisiana state Louery,
Affairs looked doubly grim upon his arrival III
Chicago, and poor young fetlmaIn W WE onun
One morning as he idly paced the busy streels
he happened by the post office, NOV WIN ahy
great expectations, but more to break lhs
monotony of the day, he stopped In ana inquired
for mail To his surprise he found lettei
awaiting him. Carelessly he opened ~, put a.
soon as he glanced at the opening lines ms lact
1t up with o he re' Ticket With ant
the news was that Fellmann had captured
. part of small prize. 10.
The formalites were soon over anu WIN d NV
hundred dollars of his own Fellmann opened
little saloon. Having once been saved SO oppoi
tunely from want, his faith became pinned t
= the Louisiana State Lottery company ana n
h regularly bought tickets, sometimes getun
= prizes of $40, $50, or 800, but always keepin
, ahead He was frugal and ambitious an
j eventually opened his place ON Melis s.tee
After the close of the Louisiana State Lotter!
- Felimann invested in tickets in its successo
= The Honduras National Lottery; AZ the ~ ~
}. drawing Fellmann held one-hfth ticket OF u
number that won the third prize, and the Anne
Ia lean express envelope framed upon ms waii
70 the one that brought him his prize OF " wv
I, Sol Browarsky, wholesale and retail liqu'
70 dealer at 1913 and 1876 West Randolph street, w
another Chicagoan to capture geodly share share
the July drawing of the Honduras c Nat,9 ~
Lottery Company, formerly Louisiana state "
n, terry. The number $780, of which Mr., Bro
ne arsky held fifth, won the first capita, PR
y, and Mr.. Browarsky was paid $4,000 within
III week He is a well to-do liquor dealer, ana
III prominent on the west side He has frequent
won smaller prizes and always devotes part
7 the money so easily gained to some deservi
charity or needy family. Chicago Qll') Dlspat
ke AugS.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
A DYING LOVE SONG.

Now that know you love me not weep
Tears that rain down like dew;
Yet pray God TO give you quiet sleep,
And make your lifes skies blue.
Dear, it is nothing what feel or know
In earth or heaven above;
but remember that loved you SO,
And, dying, dreamed Of love!
II is so sweet to think that have been
Dear to your heart, that
Have nothing more in all this world to win,
And thankfully die.
Yet think of me, sweetheart, as once you
thought
In days Of JOY and rest,
Not for the solemn evil have wrought,
But always at my best,
Yea, as you knew and loved me in the years
OF beautiful, bright bliss,
And take my sweetest and my tenderest
tears,
And this-my farewell kissl
Atlanta Constitution.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27

This is one of the heaviest strains that
comes upon any man or woman. A little
cold little hoarseness, and the work is
done. The best of ability is rendered abso-
lutely useless.
Mark Guy Pearse, the eminent English
preacher, writes as follows:
BEDFORD PLACE, RUSSELL SQUARE,
LONDON, December To- 1888.
81 think it only right that should tell
you of how much use find ALLcocK's PoR'
Gus PLAsrERs in my family and among
those to whom have recommended them.
find them very breastplate against colds
and coughs" MARK GUY PEARsE.
| BRANDRETH's PILLS always give satifac'
ton
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27

A few members of the British peerage
have made regulations as composers. Inc
Earl of Westmoreland, first president OF
the Royal Academy of Music, composed
some Italian operas, which We're Wen re-
ceiyed at Rome and Milan, and the fathe,
of the great Duke of Wellington the Eal ar,
of Mornington wrote several glees, wnicn
are still frequently performed at choral so
cieties, though written more than a cen
tury ago. The present Earl of Mar MAJ
also composed some church music.-fari'
| uorald
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
THE LAND OF PROMISE

Is the mighty West, the land that tickled with
a hoe laughs a harvest; " the Ell Dorado of the
miner; the goal of the agricultural emigrant.
While 1t teens with all the elements OF wealth
aud prosperity, some of the fairest and most
fruitful portions of il bear harvest of malaria
reaped in its fullness by those unprotected by
medicinal safeguard. No one seeking or dwell
ing in malarial locality is safe from the scourge
without Hostetter's Stomach Bltters. Emil
grants, bear this In mind. Commercial travel
ers sojourning in malarious regions should
carry y bottle of the Btters in the traditional
gripsack. Against the effects of exposure, men-
tai or bodily oyerwork, damp and unwholesome
food or water. it is an infallible defense. Con
| stipation, rheumatism, biliousness, dyspepsia
nervousness and loss of strength are all rene
died by this genial restorative.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
about Certified Checks.

The head of leading banking mouse
has had his counsel investigate the law IN
regard to certified checks and finds that II
the drawer of a check has taken IL " VIC
bank and had it certified ne IS sun, Join'i \,
with the bank, responsible to the payee II
the bank fails. If the payee, however, mas y
taken the check to the bank and hau II
certified, the drawer of the check 10 nc
longer responsible to the payee' because
the payee accepts by that action the re
sponsibility of the bank.-Wali stree'
| News.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27

The San Francisco Artificial Limb Co. OF No.
Q Gesry St, announces that they have an ex-
hibit of Artificial Limbs at the Northwestern
Interstate Fair at Tacoma, wash, where the!
are prepared during the continuance oil saio
fair to take orders and to accommodate thost
who desire, do fitting OF limbs there, OF work te
be made in San Francisco. Call ON or address
Memo Spring, Massasoit Hotel, Tacoma, Wash.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
HOw's THIsi

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by HAIRS
Catarrh Cure. -
f. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned have known F. J. cheney
for the last Is years, and believe him periectly
honorable in all business transactions ana
financially able TO carry out any obligations
made by the firm.
WEST 4 TRAUX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, U.
WALDING, KINNAN Il MARVIN, wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system Testimonials sent free. Price foc
per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
Horrible Thought.

Timid Young Author-Haven't you rea !,
NV noem too hastily l am sure, sir' ].
has some good features about 1T that you
,nn,,Id soc On a more careful reading,
Editor with a sudden suspicion).f on
are not trying to work OH an acros.'' W
ms. are you, misss-Chicago Tribune
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-09-27
The Division of Loves Labor.

Inc blNlsioh "a Ao'S A
Twas she,
Not he,
With olushing cheek.
Who sweetheart love disclosed.
Twas he,
Not she,
In tones so weak
United love proposed.
Twas he,
Not she,
With lips aglow,
Impaired first kiss.
Twas she,
Not he,
AS you must know,
Reciprocated this.
Twas he,
Not she,
Who asked consent
From stern but loving sire.
Twas she,
Not he,
Who plead assent
And Gained paternal Ire.
Twas she,
Not he,
Who named the day
When hearts as one woula tnroo'
Twas he,
Not she,
Who had to pay
The parson for his job. :.
-PittsburG Dispatch