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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-09-18
TO MAKE YOU SMILE.

He watched her bitterly while she ate the
double pOrterhOuse steak with the usual side
dishes.
"You have no heart" he observed quietly but
with terrible earnestness.
"Sir!' she exclaimed. her lips curling resent
fully.
He shrugged his shoulders.
Look" he said.
Making rough estimate of the volume OF
what she had eaten. with a small allowance OF
room for lungs, he showed that he mus: be
right.-DeIroit Tribune.
The head waiter goes The round of the tables
collecting orders
"Whst wine will you take, sir p"
First cusl omer-A bottle OF ordinary claret.
Second dittO-A bottle OF Saint Estephe.
Third ditto-A bottle of Pomard.
A moment later through the door incautIously
left jar, all the diners heard with stupefaction
these words proceeding from the buffers pam
try, "CaIixte! Three bottles of red!" - lie
Brouteur.
The latest Yankee notion Is TO have divorce
cards" TO regularly announce the granting of
divorce in fashionable American life. Here is
one: Colonel ii. I V and Mrs. II. T. V. beg
to inform you that The marriage heretofore ex-
listing between them has this day been dis.
solved by decree OF the Supreme Court. Mrs.
II. T. V. resumes her maiden name of Miss NJ.
p B."-IId-Bits.
Doctor what is it about cerebro- spinal me-
ningitis that makes It so fatal?"
1.-The Number OF syliabes. You know that a
man always insists that he must know what is
The matter with him before he will take any
medicine, and before the doctor can tell him
all that be il a gone r."-Indianapolis journal
Miss BOsion-Her embonpoInt is very pro-
nounced. isn't il?
Miss Chlcago-No; there isn't anybody IN
town who knows French well enough TO pro-
nOunce it-W ashington Star.
To-day. she said. I'm twenty-five;
just twenty-five to-dsy-no more
And in year, If I'm alive,
pil beliefs see-just twenty-four.
New York Press.
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RAILROAD TROUBLES,
Another Hitch in the Chicago Meet
ing Is Reported.

Another factor 10 the struggle to revive
the old Transcontinental Association has
arisen to block progress at the Chicago
meeting. The Oregon Railway and Nayi-
CATION Company was asked to loiu the
pool It's representatives signified their
Willingness to do so, but requested that
tnelr line be placed on terms of equality
with the tran sentimental roads by having
equal representation OF tickets with the
Southern Pacific that other lines through
Portland are allowed.
10 this request Richard GRAY of the
Southern Pacific entered a protest. The
Southern Pacific declined to Interchange
tra1flc with the Oregon Railway ana Nav-
CATION Company unless the latter could
agree to make the same ties as made by
inc Southern Pacific Company via the
shasta route and ignore the competition
10y way of Seattle. The Oregon people
declined to make dickrr of this sort.
mis- new hitch in proceedings coupled
with the demand of the Great Northern
mat IL be allowed the same differential as
that enjoyed by The Canadian Pa,i6c
promises 30 make the meeting in CHICAGO
THIS week protracted struggle.
w. ii. Meade. general agent for the
Chicago and Northwestern at Portland, is
registered at the Grand.
The Traffic Association expects this
week 10 announce the outline of the rlan
FOR the construction Of the valley road
from Stockton to Bakersfield.
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New iucorporatious.

Articles Of Incorporation OF the Olive
Ranch Company were filed yesterday. The
directors are s. S. Stambaugh, 6. w. Horn,
<. Ksrrigan, Z. Horn and T. ii. Kerrizan /;
capital stock, $4,000, of which So, COO has
been subscribed.
The Gem Mining aud Milling Company
has also been incorporated. Directors
James Eva, William Rablin. James Madi-
son, Samuel j. and James ii. Eva. Capital
stock. 100000.
The Sacramento Delta Canal Company
was also Incorporated yesterday It's pur-
pose is to build and maintain water works,
acquire water rights and the like. Drcc-
tors - Henry L. Simmons. Charles u.
Leadbetter, Ayett r. Cotton. A. l.. Ban
croft and Annie NJ. Lead better. Capital
stock, $500. 600. divided into 5000 shares.
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OUT OF POLITICS.

4 free-trade paper Is puzzled TO know
how the protective element in a tariff ever
came into politics. "ProtectioD," says the
free-Irsder, SHOULD be expelled from pol
itics. But how did it get in. and who put
it in? ?" These questions are easily an
swered. George Washington had much to
do with it. Andrew Jackson also had a
hand in it. Almost every American Pres
denJ from Washington to Cleveland
sanctioned the presence of protection 10
politics. The purpose they had in view
has never been disguised. They put rro-
tscion into politics TO promote American
Industries. Protection served this pur-
pose so we'll that the country has never
been without some measure OF protection.
The measure had run pretty low in the
period between 1876 and 1857, but the panic
Of the latter year arrested the tendency to
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PRESBYTERIAN MINISTER'S,
They Discuss the Reduction of
Synodical Expenses.


Synodical Expenses.
Rev. Campbell COyle, who was to have
read paper at the meeting of the Presby-
terrain Ministerial Union yesterday morn
ing. not being able to be present Rev. Ii. B.
Mcbride Of Golden Gate, by invitation,
undertook 20 answer the question, "How
can we reduce the synOdical and assembly
assessments?"
He BEGAN by calling attention 10 the
fact that the bills for mileage alone at the
synod last year amounted to $500, $685. 35
having been actually paid. The entire ex-
penses necessitate an assessment of 10
cents per annum for each Of the 10000
mem ers of Presbyterian churches In the
State. To reduce this to 6 cents he
would have a representative synod. CON-
posed of three or four ministers and the
same number of elders from each pres by
tery.
Rev. j. Q. Adams said that the actual
cash cost of entertaining the synod at any
given place is now not less than $500, and
sometimes reaches $1,000, not includlng the
free entertainm ent furnished in the homes
Of citizens.
Rev. James Curry suggested as alterna-
lives 10 a representative body: First,
division OF the present synod. giving one
synod to the northern portion of the State
aud one to the southern; second, pro-
rata deduction from each claim for mile
age, and third, the payment of all his own
expenses by each member.
Rev. DR.. MintOn would like TO preserve
the popular features of the synod, which
he regards as valuable to all, ministers
and people, and which would be greatly
marred, If not destroyed, by limited rep
Tesentation.
Rev. DR.. Ketchum and R-v. G. d. b.
Stewart were temporarily added to the
executive committee o act during the 40
sence Of Rev. DR.. Ellis and Rev. DR..
Mathena, the latter having been for some
time kept at home by sickness.
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PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT.

Mrs. Humphry Ward, in refusing an invita-
ton 10 dinner from club OF woman writer's"
said she condemned sex distinction In ltera-
ture. She did not wish 10 Sc, sex emphasized
In literature, but rather she desired to see 1.-THE
neutrality Of the pen-the sexlessness Of in
telligence."
Nine. DemOnt- Breton. the painter. was re-
Gently enrolled in the Legion Of Honor. The
only other French woman so hOnored Is Rosa
Bonheur. The new member OF the legion Is
the daughter OF the famous painter, Jules
Breton, aud the vile OF the painter, Adren
Demont.
Edward Bulwer LyItOn Dickens. tile young
est son OF Charles Dickens. the novelist, has
been living In Australia since 1868. He was
his fathers favOTite. He has taken to politics
and is a member OF Parliament from Vulcan
mia, New South Wales.
j. NJ. Barrie, the Scotch novelist, says that
nothing equals day in bed. Spend the whole
day In bed, and then next morning jump into a
cold bath. This treatment will make you feel
as il you had been week al the seaside.
Representative Holman, II he lives to serve
out the new term for which he has been nomi-
mated. will beat the Congressional record. No
man has yet served thirty years in lie House
OF Representatives.
Lazy NriOSNcuOEs WHO las DcCOUo
engaged TO The young Prince OF Teck (brother
of the Duchess Of York;, is daughter OF the
Duke of Westminster, whose income is said TO
exceed $4,000 day.
c. s. Bushnell of Connection. who furnished
the money necessary for the building OF the
Monitor and carried out IN full the ideas OF its
inventor, John Ericsson, Is still living and en-
joying good health
Rrah far ho
was once lhe petted fayorite Of fortune, is crir-
pied in body, with failing eyesght, and har-
| assed almost TO the point OF madness by the
stings OF poverty.
1t is cast-iron rule that when the head OF the
Astor family arrives at certain age his photo
graph is taken and inserted 10 a frame which
contains also those of his predecessors.
Mrs. Humphry Wards son, Arnold, Is the
clever son of a clever mother. lie has Just won
a scholarship which gives him $500 year dur.
Ing his university career.
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JUST A CHANCE.

The complacency with which New York
papers discuss the nomination OF candl-
date for Governor with view to his nomi-
nation in 1896 to the Presidency inspires
the Chicago Record to remark:
A broader view OF the needs and temper of
this region might enable gentlemen of New
York TO appreciate the fact that the ex-Emplre
Slate no longer has mortgage on the Presl-
Dental nomination. because the West has
shown its ability to elect a President without
New York and is very much minded 10 do so
again. Both Mr.. Morton and Mr.. Whitney are
excellent and able men, but IL they seriously
aspire to the Presidency they Will do well to
change their postOffice address by moving into
the heart OF the country.
A Presidential candidate need not reside
bodily in or near the center Of population,
but he should keep his mind open t. the
thoughts of the entire country. 1t did not
much matter that the late James q. Blaine
lived In one corner OF the Union. His mind
was broad enough to take in the needs of
the whole country. He saw the evil effects
of Chinese immigration in to California as
keenly as If lie had lived here. Living in
a section of the country that imported
-four and meat he still perceived even
more clearly than certain Western men
the necessity of creating a market for
-four and meat In this respect he afforded
a striking contrast to the seven-by-nine
statesmen of New York. 1t would be diff
cult to name a prominent New Yorker
whose career shows that he has given a
thought 10 American interests out Of New
York. Morton. Whitney, Depew and most
other prominent New Workers spend from
one-third TO one-half OF their time in Eu-
rope. To man they are bound to Euro
pean notions of finances. About the on "
condition upon which man of this de-
scription can be elected President is to
select the two candidates from the same
Stata
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where ii will readily melt. III George wants to
see II melt quick he might tuEn 1t over 10 Aunt
Mary's Pop party Chicago Inter Ocean.
There will be additional calisthenics and fire.
works in The next Congress. 1t appears that
Governor Tillman of South Carolina will break
into the Senate. Senatorial courtesy will then
get hard blow.-Indianapols News.
IT should cause not the slightest surprise that
every one OF Secretary Carise's decisions has
favored the foreign manufacturer at the ex-
pense OF the American manufacturer. That is
what he is there for.-Galyeston News.
S'Dator Jones has thought so much on the
silver problem that his whiskers greatly out
rank his other hair. The Popuists. however.
have always extended cordial welcome 10
whiskers.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
Men have bought Scholarships from time 10
time, but MIR. MacVeagh OF Illinois is the first
man who has ever bought the privilege OF try
Ing TO get one when 1t is hopelessly beyond his
reach.-St. Louis Globe. Democrat.
The scientific announcement that the Atlantic
coast is sinking has sadly alarmed the summer
girls. They do not go IN above their ankles
since the statistics s5rS published. -Phlladel-
phia Times.
Governor Flower OF New York suggests new
holiday, to be called "harvest day" He Is de.
termined 10 capture the farmers at all haz-
ards Galveston News.
The Chinese are Indifferent as to who doe,
he fighting, If they be permitted to send out
the reports OF the battles.-PittsBurg Press
The Astors don't propose TO allow the Van.
der6llts 10 get ahead OF them, even in family
scaudal.-St Louis Republic.
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THE SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

The Car is said to be suffering from pulmo-
nary disease. The best specific for cases of col
lapse growing out OF phthisis and kindred dis
orders Of The lungs, according TO the most re-
cent aud advanced medical authorities, Is nj
troglycerine. 1t must be taken Internally. how.
ever, if the patient is 10 experience any lasting
benefits from it.-Chlcago Times.
In one column of last evenings Post we are
told ait makes ones heart bleed" to know how
severe is the toll OF the garment-maKers In New
YORK sweatshOps. In the adjoining column
the same paper sneers at the statement that ga
cheap coat means cheap man under the coat"
Comment unnecesssry.-New York Mall and
Express.
Buck Kllgore OF Texas, who fell outside the
bIeastworks, has no regrets for himself, but
his heart mourns Tor his bleeding country.
That country has way of getting over such
things, which. being remembered by Buck,
ought to sOothe the polgDancy OF his grief
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Out in Hawaii the general impression Is that
Queen LIPS royal commission 10 Washington
did the business for The monarcnists and forced
the recognition of the republic. BY the way
what has become OF the royal commission?
Has il gone with COxey's fugitive tramps?-
New York Advertiser.
Uncle Sans navy is all of 2O0O men short OF
its nominal strength. The stars and stripes are
now taking something OF their proper share of
OF the police duties Of the world, and the wild
waves are whispering TO us 10 keep up the
strength OF our cTews.-St Louis Star. Sayings
While William Waldorf Astor is looking
about for something on which 10 base few
dsparagng remarks concerning bis native
land, some one should call his attention to the
skeletons now executing a skirt dance in sew.
erai New York closeis.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
! The question OF the advantage of the center
board In yacht is still an open one, but Its
disadvantage socially has been brought home
cOnvincingly 10 Mr.. Gould by a wellknOwn
gentleman named Albert Edward.-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
BY order Of the Chief OF Police no more red
flags are to be carried in parades in Philadel-
phia. This is right. People who do not be-
lieve in Government ought TO co elsewhere and
try to put their Views into effect.-PbiladeIphia
tim.
The young actress who has sued young Mr..
McAllisler for breach OF promise OF marriage
says she will tell her story IN court and then
| return 10 the stage as star. The fair plaintiff
| Is evidently up TO snuf.-Boston Herald.
Mary Elizabeth Lease says that George Pull.
man has been accommodating his gold for place
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INCREASED GOLD PRODUCT.

The gold production last year was
larger than has ever been recorded in
single year. In 1853 il was supposed the
maximum had been reached. In that year
the total production was $155, 500, 900. Cali
fornia and Australia were then making
their largest yield. Then the production
gradually declined. 1t went down TO $780,
600, 600 in 1888, and for many years there
after the output varied but few millions.
The record OF the worlds product Oh for
last year is S155. 900. 900. Hydraulic min
ing was resumed in California under the
provisions of an act of Congress. Nearly
5000. 900 more gold was produced in the
United States last year than in the pre-
vious year. Colorado contributed S2,2O0,-
900 TO this increase. II is worth noting
that nearly every gOld-producing country
had larger output Of gold last year than
in the previous year.
just now there is a strong incentive to
increase the product of the yellow metal.
There are good indications that the yield
for the current calendar year will he con-
slderably larger than in 1898. The Mint
Director predicts a substantial increase in
this country, chiefly from Colorado. 1t is
probable that California and Alaska will
also show larger output. One or two
mines in Alaska have recently commenced
to produce on a fair scale. Idaho and
South Dakota have improved prospects.
Australia is doing better than usual, and
flattering promises are held out for a
large increase in the product later in the
year The great increase in the worlds
product of gold is credited to South Africa
Though contributor to the annual supply
for several years, nothing like the present
yield has been reported for that section.
That country has already risen to the third
place in this industry, and it is perhaps
safe to predict that it Will occupy the first
place before the climax is reached.
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SAVAGE IS BROKE.
A Blythe Claimant Wants to Be a
Pauper Litigant.

William Savage, one Of the Savage
claimants to the estate OF Thomas Ii.
Blythe, filed a petition in the Probate
Court yesterday in which he sets forth
quite tale of woe.
lie says he was born in Broadway. Wor-
ce5tershire England, and is a subject of
Queen Victoria. Queen of Great Bri ain
and Empress of India, Furthermore be is
a shoemaker, and left his business ana
home IT, prosecute the claims Of William
and David Savage to Blythe's millions. He
says frankly t1at Blythe was his cousin
German.
The petitioner, however, adds that be
mas expended all his resources 10 the pur-
suit OF the claim, and that his lawyer has
Informed him that he cannot and will not
spend any more money on behalf of Saw
age. Not being able to provide the means
TO carry on the litigation Savage wants IT,
be treated as pauper claimant and iii
CANT with the right of filing all necessary
papers, and of carrying on his legal bust
ness as before. If he i, not accorded
these privileges Savage says he will be de-
pr.ved OF his property rights through
poverty,
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The Overland FLYER.

The Chicago, Union Pacific and Northwestern
form the only line running Pullman palace sleep
ers and dining cars daily. san Francisco 10 Chi
cago without change. Time to Chicago only three
an one-h an days and 10 New York four and one.
half days
Select tourist excursions to Chicago daily with
out change. Upholstered tourist cars.
For tickets and sleeping-car accommodations
call on or address d. w. Hitchcock, general agent
/ Montgomery street. San Francisco.
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VISITORS TO COUNTRY RESORTS.

City subscribers to THE CALL uisiting
the country during the summer months can
have their paper sent to them for any
period Gesired-ons week or longer.
Orders can be giren to the carrier or t.
esther the Branch Office, 10 Market street
Or Business Office. 525 MONTGOMERY street.
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free trade. The disastrous effects of tariff
tinkeling have created an impression IN
favor of giving the present tariff trial
BY the time Republican President Is in
augurated in 1897 we shall see how 1t is
xuo
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Phillips' Rock Island Excursions

Leave san Francisco every Wednesday via
RIO GRANDE AND Rock ISLAND RAILWAYS
Through tourist sleeping cars to Chicago and Bos-
ton. Man lager and porter accompany these excur-
sions through to Boston For tickets sleeping car
accommodations and further Information address
CLINTON JONES, General Agent Rock Island Rail-
way, SO Montgomery street. San Francisco.
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A Street-Paving Contract.

A. Haskins has sued TIE Pacific Paving
Company and A. r. Sehulenberg in the
Superior Court for an accounting of money
received on a contract for paving certain
streets in San ID ego in which The plaintiff
was interested.
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Money in Your Pocket.

II you get Picturesque California"
while you now have the chance you will
be practically making $40 so, as the COM
plete work formerly cost $50. and CALL
subscribers now get II for So 90.
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WEATHER PREDICTIONS.

DFPAKTNENT OF AGRICULTURE
WEATHER BUREAU.
SAN FRANCISCO. sept. ~ 1894.
Official Forecast for Twenty Four Hours
Ending Midnight Tuesday.
san Francisco and vIcinity-Far. but foRgy
weather tonight and probably Tuesday; nearly
stationary temperature; brisk to high westerly
winds. w. H. HARMON, Forecast OficiaL
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MORE than $4,000 people read the Pacific
States Watchman"; 10000 bona fde subscrb.
ers: largest legitimate circulation Of any
monthly west Of the Rocky Mountains. few
fIst-class advertisements will be taken. Ad-
dress WIN. II. BARNES. 81. AIMS building,
San Francisco, Cal.
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Half to the Widow.

The will Of John G. Wade was filed for
probate yesterday. His estate, the value
of which is not known, is to be divided
equally between his widow and his sister,
Mary K. Schumacher of Melbourne, Aus
tralia.
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erty belonging 20 the estate OF the late
Thomas FL. Williams to Mary II. Jarboe.
The properly consists of a tract of land on
Grand Island, in Sacramento County, aud
the purchase price was SIS 500
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prBLICATIoN OFFICE:

~ Montgomery street. near clay open until IL
O'Clock T. NJ. BRANCH OFFICES: 40 Market
street near Kearny. open until - o'clock midnight;
SHayes street open until $50 o'clock; 5o5LaTkin
street open until 300 clock SW corner sixteenth
sno Mission streets, open until O'Clock; zolo
n lSsloE street open until O'clock anu 4AO MILL
tAeet open until 80 o'clock.
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AIimOnY for Mrs. Keane.

BY an order which was made by Judge
Levy yesterday Mrs. TheOdOsia Keane
will receive 1925 month alimony during
the pending of her divorce suit against
her husband. George Is. Kesne. La her
complaint Mrs. keane charges her hus-
band with cruelty.
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TIRED. weak. nervous, means impure blood. and
overwork or too much strain on brain and body
The only way TO cure is to feed the nerves pure
blood. Take Hoods Sarsapsrilla Don't delay.
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Northern Pacific Oyerland Route.

lyon are anticipating journey to the
East don't fail to get our rates before buy
ing elsewhere. 7. K. StateIer, general
agent, 63S Market street, S. F.
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SLEEPLEssN Ess, Indigestion aad Pain are hor.
rors that PARKER's GINGER TONIC will abate.
PARKER's HAIR BALsAM aids the hair growth.
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