Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1894-12-13
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burg Il wonder Mr.. pAucer II battle
really i a. awful A. it : pictured PACK.
Il had my daughter. learn to cook in order
THAI they might get better husbands" And
did they :" No they feel above marrying
now."-4flanta Consultation.
so this Is youI studio MI pohpss" Yes =
And these are your brushes YES" And
where DO you keep the trowel with which you
lay on your color .'-Jndge,
Jones say. he s. member Of the \. P. \,
and he + not ashamed 10 own IT. bur he ar
ranges the letters follows pa.-Lo,ce'l
] Courier.
,.w bat i, your ideA in having yoar collar and
cuff attached to your shirt" 80 my laundry.
man will bring them back with tt-"-C1othier
aud Furnisher.
i woman-"You're the first tramp I've seen
about here this summer" Tramp Yes
ma am. always Wa noted for my enterprise
and push."-Harier, Life,
/ Observation-Disclosures millIner biH' Why.
paid one only day before yesterday" Wife
Day before YESTERDAY. Goodness, how time
dies i"-F7iegends Biatter.
Il didn't know that you and Miss Feather.
spray were 80 well acquainted" "oh, yes.
We are distinctly related How" We are
both sisters to the same young man."-Togut.
Charles n Harris the Milwaukee musician
who plead. guilty to having composed After
the Bail" has just been married. 4 song,
less sentimental, to be called After the bawl,"
may presently he expected.
Mrs. Gabb-"Yes, my daughter appears to
have married very happily. Her husband has
not wealth, 1t must be admitted, but he has
family" Mrs Gadd-"Ncs, heard he wa.
widower with six ohiltreH."-Hd Life.
Geut-eHov came you 10 pu, your hand IN
my pocket Pickpoeket- Beg your pardon.
am 20 absent minded had once = pair Of
pants Just Ike those YOU are wearing
Er.
An Irishman getting into 4 tramcar. found
one place vacant, which he proceeded to occupy.
sure, he said. q eAme a-s in the nick OF
time. Arraht II was 10 come in now
shouldn't IL! q sea, IA the car TIT B,ts.
TIE woman euAucl EatoI.l-t Lad tack led the
serene ID bachelor He -44.rae4i occasionally,
Aut Ae retained IL serenity Have YOU ever
done anything for the emancipation If woman,
II Ike - know" she said. coming Town on
the hone-.tretch Indeed. l have. madam"
he smiled u have remained bachelor =
Detroit Free Press.
y aoat zee any special merit IN It. 80 aid thc
proprietor Of the department store. lit strong
point answered tho inventor q The asw ca-A
carrier, = that it take longer 10 20 The change
lach 10 tie customer thai. aHy 9tAef -s-teuju
49,. lie Sat- tired ~ waiting, don't you -ee.
aud ail- in the time by making another pur
eta-e - Washington >tgr.
Thank You kindly. lna'am. for tHe dInner'
-ai! III, tramp IN never forget your Kind.
Hess a. IRE. aad Low. Il you'll excuse mt, I'll
lie -attlu lack T. wark." Work =. asked the
woman What J. your wsrE F." ~ eli. +; varies,
ma am. Fram siV "a Hiae I'm fbc HorHia l.
generally 1oaksn' f3r breakfast. After break.
ta-t -leeI an hour, aud then - ready fer
H.saHsr. Wv. Aagln' lined. | must lui in the
Afternoon }g1kiu' Tor supper Harper, Bazar.
4; PRANK hons. tb.y had .,,Ir,,4 ,,r, for
.,.,- IAN, Frark IL. S,I f,...r IN - III. r,a,ber
aid :, him Prank Won cannot bay, amy
=tft x,firss, ~ .,.,,,h ,,.,, ,,i..h,
die - Frank ;"os this Ike little man, until he
saw HI mother help her-elf To Jam the second
time Then he pushed hi plate slowly toward
"a, iof ".'DeH U'-" ana -a'', WIN oe,i'eFa''n
- II - are o''5S 70 't''' l''s"' a. wen
-.
deacon. Cant .le i, ,,eak .aj1 Etn VIZ
not Isn't the cause a good one. "Ye- good
'nur but amt able 10 give uothin'" Pooh
pooh ! know letter. You must give me a
better reason than that We'll, owe too
Hlut" MONEY. -" ell 0uf William you owe
trnr bnt he ain, nn.hin, me- I,.e the a.,of
M, creditor, .o-rnide ntiaed Elchanoe
Tb,-r. :. railroad in one of tho southern
states that j. no,oriou. for It's giraffe running