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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

The monocle may be termed the show
window of the soul.-Exchange.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

ONE thing q woman never can learn
that liquids win leak out of u pasteboard
lunch box.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

''THIs is hard world" said the balloon
ist as he dropped out of the basket and lit
in stone quarry .-Brooklyn Life.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

AMONG ladies just now the favorite music.
al instrument is the violin. Their woman's
nature prompts them to enjoy so many
strings to ones bow.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

PARTIcULAR.-Bobby (at table)-"Mam-
ma I'd like Ellen to bring me another glass
Of water This water Is soiled. Judge.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

TRUE in One Sense Only. Primus =
''Time is money, isn't itP' Secundus-
"Your creditors, don't find it so. PUCK.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31
CAN'T COAST ON THIS Hill.
Bicycle Riders Have to Pedal Hard In Or
tn Cot novrn II

Bicycle Riders Have to Pedal Hard In Or
to Get Down 1t.
"There is hill in Ulster county that
bicycle riders find no difficulty in as
cending on their wheels, but which
their machines won't descend by their
own gravity" said New York wheel
man. This mysterious hill is the last
one of the numerous hills on the
route between Lake Mohonl and the
Hudson river. Ordinarily, when a
wheclman on tour comes to a de-
scending grade in the road he is travel
ing he is pleased, and just lies back
and conserves his energy while the
slick-running wheels and the grade do
all the rest until he gets to the bottom.
But he can't do this on that queer
Ulster county hill A bicycle won't
run down that hill unless the rider
pedals it, just the same as if he were on
level ground or going up hill.
''The moment he takes his feet off
the pedals to let the machine toboggan
down by the force of gravity it slows
up and begins to wobble, and if the
rider doesn't brace up and take it in
hand and foot again it will topple over
and tumble him in the ditch. He has
to work the wheel for all he is worth
to get it down the hill On the con-
trary, the wheel will mount the hill
with less effort on the part of the
wheelman to propel it than it requires
ordinarily to move it along on the
level. The mysterious quality of this
Ulster county hill was discovered by Z.
p Howarth, of Poughleepsie, but it
has demonstrated itself to scores OF
wheelmen since then. Whether or not
there is anything in the theory that is
advanced to explain this strange per
versity don't know. That theory is
that there must be big mass of mag.
netic ore under the surface near the
top of the hill, which influences the
action of the bicycles However that
may be, the fact exists that here is a
hill that bicycle won't run down OF
its own gravity. and which the wheel
man can mount as easily, if not more
easily. than he can ride the level road.
, N. Y. Sun.
Reduction in Rates to Michigan Points.
The Cincinnati, Hamilton y Dayton
| Railroad have arranged to make
special low excursion rates to Michi-
gan points; tickets to be sold for all
trains of Tuesday, August 18th, good
returning any time within twenty
days. These tickets will be 6rSt-class,
good on any train of the date named.
and will be sold at half rates for the
round trip, the object of this being &c
accommodate those whose vacations
do not extend longer than two or three
weeks, and at the same time familiar
ize the public with the beauties and
health-giving qualities of the Mich
pan resorts This is an opportunity
which can not be ignored by inva dido
on by tourists who are fond of fishing
hunting. boating or any Of the numcr
GUS pleasures of outdoor life
For full information. tickets. etc
call on any G. II * D. r. r, tickc
agent, or address D. q. Edwards. Gen
eral Passenger Agent, Carew Building
| Cincinnati, o.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

WHEN man Is kicked out by fate, he
6atters himself by muttering the word
'sResigned !''-Truth.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

HALF the world does not know why thu
other half lives -Puc5.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

GRAY hair is one kind of time lock that
will never become popular.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

TAKE care OF the PENNIES, and the dollar
will be blown in by your heirs.-Puck.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

THE bonds of matrimony don't always
pay dividends. Puck.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

LAWYERS may be poets; they write lots OF
"vursus.n
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally Price Zoe.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

So dreadful is the midday glaze of
the senate chamber that Senator Hale
and Senator Carey wear dark glasses
TO preserve their sight.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

AFTER awhile some economist will try to
invent wheelborrow without Wheel.
pitnlr
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-08-31

If you do not amount to much, be critic
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
Industrious Joe.

Hon. Joe M. Kendall addressed the
people at the Beattyville fair, and an eye
witness informs us that everybody was
delighted with the effort. lie was here
on the 18th enroute to Salyenville to al
an appointment there. He says that he
has tried in vain 10 get Rro. Hopkins TO
meet him on the stump, and he cannot,
therefore, conduct the campaign rs he
would like. He says that he is not n
preacher or he would cheerfully go along
with Bro. Hopkins and join 10 the ser
vices with him, as their views do not
differ on religious questions. But as the
issue Is not which is the best preacher,
but which would make the best repre-
sentative In congress, that even then he
does not understand how the people
would be able to judge from that test.
But Mr.. Kendall has no fears Of being
outgeneraled by this new method in pol
itics. lie Is conscious of his superior
fitness for the place by his practical
knowledge of public affairs, which will
enable him TO render the people valuable
service at the capital. There are
thousand aud one things which the peo-
pie of the district ask their representative
to do for them at Washington which re-
quires tact, aud familiarity with the
ways and means Of getting them done.
This Mr.. Kendall has, and therefore can
do for the people what new and mex.
perienced man could not. These are
some of the reasons why Mr.. Kendall
believes the people will elect him.
Jackson Hustler.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
A KALEIDOSCOPE OF FREAKS.

DEFIANCE, o., has living skeleton
so scant Of flesh that when he walks
his bones rattle.
llIcKoRv FLATS, Simpson county,
Ky, boasts the largest twin brothers
in the United States. Their combined
weight Is five hundred and forty-two
pounds.
DEKALB, Kan, has one woman who
hasn't spoken 10 her next neighbor for
ten years; also = charivari band OF
young ladies'"
A MAN in Diller, Neb., gnzed down
the muzzlc OF his gun TO see II IL was
clean. The gun went off, and 30 did
the tip of his nose.
A MAN named Button, OF Fort Scott,
Kan, has named his daughter Pearl,
and Mr.. White, OF the same state, has
named his daughter Snow.
FoR eighteen years James T. High
tower, OF Warsaw, ILL.,, has been una
bic to sleep. He stretches himself on
. bed, az other men do, but never closes
his eyes In slumbcr, and will instantly
answer any questions put to him.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
FRESH pOTpoURRl.


BICYC1Es are becoming so large a
property that some eastern cities tax
them.
A NORWEGIAN woman near Gankton,
Neb., is the mother of eight living sets
OF triplets
A BICYCLE to run on = single track OF
railrond has been invented by man
in Lntah, Wash.
IN long sea voyages sauer-kraut has
been found valuable as q preventive
against scurvy.
FoR short English typewriter girls
are called typistes, while the boys are
simply typists.
TnR monkeys OF South America seem
TO comprehend the meaning OF pictures,
and otton grin with merrimcnt at a
comic design.
As safeguard against bignmy, it
has been proposed that man and wife
have each ring tattooed on the third
finger OF the left hand.
A WAGON laden with stone ut Lob
anon, Ky, knocked down n little ne
gro and one wheel passed over his
head. producing only u scalp wound.
THERE is way OF making artificial
ice in France 30 that when "a big square
of il is violently raped, it separates
into small and perfect cubes.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
PRICELESS GEMS.

TIE "Nizam"--weight, $40 carats;
value, e"oO,OO0.
TnE Great MoSul"-weight, ESQ car
ats; value, Gi00,0O0.
Tlm Northumberland, cut 100
carrots; value, El40,OO0.
THE "Orloff'-weight, 1914 carats;
color, perfect; value, 100000.
The "Pam"--weight, uncut, IL car
OTIS; cut, IS carats; value, g25,000
THE pitt" or "Regent"-weight, un-
cut, 40 carats; cut, 1861 carats; value,
e4S0,000
TIE "Mstan" belonging to rajah OF
Matan) - weight, 367 carats; value,
f270,OO0
TIE "Barnganza"-owned by Portu-
gal; weight, in rough, 1850 carats;
value, f5, 500, 600.
THE "Jagersfontein Excelsior''-re-
Gently found, weight, uncut, 069]S car
OTIS; color, bluc-white, estimated value
when cut, g500,00O.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
CERTIFIED CONCERNING CITIES.

LIVERPOOL has the largest local debt
Of any city in Europe.
AT Capctown houses rent at the rate
OF five dollars per month per room.
IN 1901 the population OF Glasgow,
Scotland, was 81, 1855. The present pop
ulation is estimated at 5G4, PCS.
THE largest bronze statue in exist
ence is in ST. Petersburg 1t repre-
scnts Peter the Great, and weighs 1, 100
tons.
CHEYENNE, Wyo., is 5000 feet above
the sea, is ,9lS miles from New York.
l,34s from san Francisco and ,l32 from
Galveston.
LONDON contains about twenty-five
per cent. OF al the paupers and furn-
ishes the same per. cont. OF all the
criminals in Englsnd and Wales.
New YoRK is the oldest city in the
United states with = continuous mum
cipal history, interrupted only by the
yicissitudes Of The revolutionary war.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
And Still They Come.

The an and About Kentucky" man in
the Courier. Journal says: Candidates
for state Offices continue to bob up almost
daily, and the field will be fairly swarm
ing with them months and months before
the next state convention.
The latest to be announced is A. p. Nc
Coy, of Greenup county, who desires to
be register of the land Office, the position
now held by G.. b. Swango, who desires
to succeed himself. Mr.. Mccoy although
young man, is one of the most iniluen.
tial Democrats in his section. His friends
claim that he will get, without much of
struggle, his entire congressional dis
trict--the 9th, that portion of the 10th
district next TO the Sandy Valley, and
the bulk of the votes from the 9th dis
trict 1t has also been stated that
"Breck" Hill, of Lee county, would make
the race for the same Office. He has been
clerk of his county for years, was a can
didate for Congress in the 10th district
before the recent convention at Camp
ton, and is a strong man. BY common
consent the Office has usually gone to
Eastern Kentucky, aud there will probs-
bly, be half dozen candidates from that
section.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
Brothers Convicted Of Murder.

At owingsville, recently, jury, after
being out twenty-four hours in the case
of viii Deatley, for the murder of Mart
Cline. brought in verdict of guilty,
and fixed the punishment at confinement
in the penitentiary for life. A jury
which had tried Lee Deatley for the
same murder, after being out three days
and nights, returned verdict of six
years and nine months in the peniten.
tiary. George Deatley, brother of Lee
aud VIII, is now arraigned for the muir
der of the same man, and jury has been
ordered summoned from Fleming county
TO try the case.
Lawson p. Deatley, father Of viii, Lee
and George Deatley, charged with con-
spring with his three sons for the murder
of Mart Cline, has been granted a change
of venue to Montgomery county. A
great many people believe Will Deatley
insane, Notwithstanding the verdict of
the jury to the contrary, IL having pre-
yiously tried him for lunacy.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
NATURAL HISTORY WONDERS

THE greyhound runs by sight only.
MANY birds seem To have correct
notion OF guns range, and are scru-
pulously careful u keep beyond it.
THERE is n species OF ant, known as
the black or negro ant, which is taken
in battle by other ants To be made
slaves.
liz IL conjectured that the carrier
pigeon flies his hundreds OF miles
homeward by eyesight, noting from
point To point objects that he has
marked.
A GoosE was never yet fairly run
over, nor duck, They are under the
very wheels and hoofs, and yet they
contrive to flap and waddle safely off.
THE lonely woodpecker, when he de-
seconds from his tree and goes 10 drink,
stops several times on his way and
listens and looks around before he
takes his draught.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
Encouraqinu.

Reports from Magoffin, johnson, Mar
tin and other Republican counties indi.
cate that Judge Beckner will get con-
siderably more than the vote of his party.
Probably 1t would have been bettcr for
Bosley if he had lost himself, as Bro.
Hopkins has by combining himself to
preaching his way through instead Of
speaking with Judge Beckner and writ
ing funny letters to his paper, for whose
political sentiments he is not responsible
while he is a candidate.--W Winchester
Democrat.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
ADVERTISING CoLUMN5

list travelling in America, at
tracted by a perusal of its
pages, draws a pen-picture of
its multi-merits in his own
language, and thus it reaches
every home in the vine-clad
hills of France. So popular
was the story, jonathan and
His Continent that it was
translated into every tongue
spoken by man. Hence, from
hemisphere to hemisphere and
from pole to pole
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

Democratic candidates for county of
fees should make il their pleasant duty
to assist in bringing out the vote at the
coming election, II the Republicans
make much gain this time they may be
encouraged TO bring out full ticket next
time. Gentlemen, a little help from you
would be great benefit to the party just
now
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

Every mother should know that Group
can be prevented. The first symptom of
true Group is hoaseness. This is fol-
lowed by a peculiar cough. If Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy is given freely
IA soon az the child becomes hoarse or
even after the cough has developed il
will prevent the attack. 20 and 90 cent
bottles for sale by John NJ. Rose.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

81 would rather trust that medicine
than any doctor ] know Of" says Mrs.
Hattie Mason of Clinton, Carter county.
Mo-, in speaking of Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrh@a remedy. For
sale by John NJ. Rose.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25
rhs Rea.on.

Democrats, we wish TO say to you thisl
There is nothing you can blame your
party for. Hard times come upon this
country partly as a natural result Of
thirty years Of Republican legislation,
which closed against you all the markets
of the world. But the most correct state
ment Is this: "lIard times came upon
this country because the time had come
for settling up" The people had been
speculating in boom towns and in other
boom business and living beyond their
incomes, and had gotten into debt. There
had to be stopping place and a settle
ment and the time came upon a Demo-
cratic administration. Every man who
reads this and has mind enough TO under.
stand the serious things of life, knows
this statement cannot be successfully
controverted.-Carlisle Mercury.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

A PROCESS for the production of a
new material called "lactite," or
milk ivory" has been invented, skim
milk being the substance from which
IL is made.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

Now is the time to subscribe. A thrill
ing story soon TO appear.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

You can relieve that headache you
have by buying box of Megrimine at
THE HERALD Office. II will only cost
90 cents and is sold on positive guar
antaa
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

BE sure and read Sergeant Cr@sus"
soon 10 appear in these columns.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

There is no medicine 30 often needed
in every home and so admirably adapted
to the purposes for which it is intended,
as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Hardly q
week passes but some member Of the fam.
lily has need Of IL. A toothache or head.
ache may be cured by it. A touch Of
rheumatism or neuralgia quoted. The
severe pain Of II burn or scald promtly
relieved and the sore healed 10 much less
time than when medicine has TO be sent
for. A sprain may be promptly treated
before inflammation sets in, which in
sures a cure in about one-third of the
time otherwise required. Cuts and
bruises should receive immediate treat
ment before the parts become swollen,
which can only be done when Pain
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may be cured before il becomes serious
A troublesome corn may be removed by
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two. A lame back may be cured and
several days Of valuable time saved or "a
pain in the side or chest relieved with
out paying doctor bill. Procure 80
cent bottle nj once and YOU will never
regret it. For sale by John NJ. Rose.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

of the country and the warm
hearted testimonials received
by it from friends in all lands.
The English damsel in Dew
onshire, the New England
maiden of Maine, the sun-clad
lass of California, the semi
tropical creole of Louisiana,
and last, but not least, ourow
mountain pinks-all, indeed,
who con the contents of it's
pages week after week-sing
the same song of love. Nor
is this all. A French humor-
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

Our citizens to the number Of two or
three hundred gathered on the burnt
district here, on last Monday afternoon
at two O'clock, to witness the exhibition
made by the Cincinnati Tin and Japan
Fire EXtinguisher Co. The test was
given under the personal supervision of
Mr.. Herman b. Wells, president of the
company, of Cincinnati, and Mr.. w. V.
Snyder, the local agent, of Georgetown,
Ohio, and was satisfactory in every
respect, clearly demonstrating the Stem.
pie Extinguisher to be one of the best
methods yet devised or invented for the
controlling of fire.
A structure of pine boards was built,
and after being thoroughly saturated
with coal.oil, match was applied. The
eXtinguisher was then turned on and the
fire put out in about ten seconds. All
who witnessed the test were thoroughly
satisfied that the Stemple will do all and
more than is claimed for it. The head
quarters of the company are :. +. Cor.
Sycamore and Canal SITS, Cincinnati
Winchester (Obio) Herald.
SPENCER COOPER, Hazel Green, Ky,
Agent for Wolfe aud Morgan counties.
We are credibly informed that logs
are selling in the mountains at the same
price they have been sold at for several
years. There are but few wanted, be-
cause there have been no tides this season
to carry the timber to the mills, and
they have the purchase of last year still
on hand. The Wilson bill is not respon.
sible for the lack of water, and this alone
has kept the mills on the Kentucky river
idle this season.-Jackson Hustler.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1894-10-25

In Russia the price Of grain is 80 low
that the poor tenant is compelled to sell
about all of his crop to pay expenses,
barely leaving enough for food and seed.
This is the pauper labor that the United
States farmers can not be protected
against, yet the Republican party asks
the farmers to vote to compel themselves
to buy in market pretendedly protect
ing factory labor, really protective Of
only the manufacturer, while the farmers
are of necessity compelled to compete in
free trade markets with foreign pauper
labor.-Owingsville Outlook.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-09-06

Captain william IT, Powell. OF the
Fourth REGULAR Infantry. In The Cen
fury War Book, thus describes the r.
treat upon Washington after the diaas-
trous battle Of Bull Run
THE last yOlley had been fired. and as
night fell upon US the division ~ regu-
lars OF Porter corps VAS ordered II re-
tire 10 Centerville IL had fought hard on
the extreme LETT to preserve the line OF
retreat by the turnpike and the stone
bridge. We were gloomy. desp0ndcut and
about tired OUT We had not had "a
change Of clothing from the IAN 70 The
3lst Of August and had been living. IN
the words OF the men. on 'salt-hoTse.
'hard-taCk.' and 'chicOry juice As We
filed from the battlefield into the turn
pike leading over the stone bridge we
came upon "A group or mounted officers.
one OF whom wore peculiar STYLE Ot
hat which had been seen on the field that
dav and which had been the occasion OF
a great deal OF comment IN the ranks As
a.. passet - these officers, the one with the
peculiar hat called out I'm loud voice
"'N hat troops are these
"'The regulars. answered somebody.
second Division. Fifth Corps. replied
another. ,,.,s ,he,r, tbov s.,,o, ,,,. .......
add.j mn. officer. sOlclnnly We learned
qhat he was General Irwin Mcdowell
As We neared The bridge We came upon
CONFUSION Men singly and ia detach-
ments we're mingled with suffers wagons.
artillery. caissOns, supply wagons. and
arnhulances. each striving t. ret ehsad
~ ,be other Vehicles rushed through
organized bodies and broke the columns
INFO fragments. Little de;achments gath
erad by the roadside. after crossing the
bridge. crying out the numbers OF their
regiments as q guide [" scattered COM
And what a night 1t vas, Dark. gloomy
and beclouded By tho volumes OF smoke
which had risen from the battlefield To
our disgust with the situation vas added
the discomfort 81 a steady rain settine in
after nlghtfau with many threats 10
reckless drivers, and through the untirins
efforts OF our cfiicers not knowing how
when, or where we should meet the
enemy again-we managed 20 preserve
our organization intact. Keeping ont or
the road 40 much as possible, In order 10
avoid mlngling WltA others. Ia this way
We arrived at Ccnteryilie some time he
fore midnight. and on the morning OF the
Slst or August We We're placed in the old
Confederate earth-wCrks surrounding that
Yillege TO await developments.
1T was Sunday. The morning was cold
ana rainy, everything bore look OF
sadness IN unison with our feelings Al
army, here were stragglers piOdding
through the mud. inquiring FOR their ragi-
mentS; little squads. Just issuing from
their shelterless bivouac on the WEI
ground wagons wrecked and fOrlorn.
half-formed regiments part ~ the men
driven IN by the patrols; while every one
you met had an undashed. sleepy. down
cast aspect. and looked as II he womb
Ike 10 hide MS head somewhere from an
the world" ' "''
Terms upon which The Century War
Book" may be obtained will be found in
ahotner coiuihhs .----.----. -