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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
HUMOROUS TRIPLES.

The floating bits of humor to be
picked up on many a random page of
literature are enough to convince us
that the world is blithesome sort of
place after all
Chief Justice Rushe and Lord Nor
bury were walking together in the old
times and came upon gibbet.
Where would you be-" asked Nor
bury, pointing to the gibbet, if we all
had our deserts?''
Faith" was the reply, II should
be travelling alone"
O'Connell's cutting description of
Lady HIS worth a dozen ordinary
witticisms, ''She had all the qualities
of the kitchen poker without it's oc-
casional warmth
Then take the remark of Sydney
Smith in regard to very attractive
and dashing widow, when Mrs. H
in the neighborhood, the
whole horizon is darkened with ma
jors.n
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
IMPROVING An OPPORTUNITY

A man who was some what the worse
for frequent libations boarded a Mar
ket street car the other day, and while
he rode he kept the other passengers
convulsed. After he had comfortably
seated himself two young ladies got
on. There was no room for them to
sit down, so the inebriated man re-
marked to two young men next him.
"Why don't you felloshs gesh up and
givesh ladies sheath"
Seeing that they did not move, the
man addressed himself to the two
young ladies in about this style,
"Girlsh, # could shtand, you could
AVE my sheat.n ~
Here the conductor thought it time
to interfere and admonished the well
meaning fellow to be quiet under pain
OF being put off. This seemed to
have the desired effec., for he kept
still after he had said: Conductor,
I'm married man. Have to talk now,
for after get home my wife won't
give me chance"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
Il BOOK THAT SUITED.

A vicar of the Established church,
we'll known in the Midlands, while
waiting with his amiable wife in one
of the Midland railway carriages at
Derby, had his attention called to one
of Smiths newsboys with his tray of
books. After looking over them he de-
cided to buy one, but was interrupted
by his wife saying You must not
buy any more books, my dear. You
have a lot in the library which you
have not read" He therefore declin-
ed to buy one. Just as the train was
starting the boy reappeared and said,
Sir, (have book that will suit you.h
The vicar glanced at the title, which
was THE Henpecked Husband.n
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
WHERE SH4LL WOMEN PUT
THEIR POCKET BOOKS.

The hue and cry about women car
rying their pocket books in their hands
leads to the question, where shall they
carry them? If in the pocket of
coat they are just as much tempta-
ton to the dishonest passer-by, and if
put down in the pocket of a gown, a
woman could not get at them. Some
people say fasten them inside the
frock, but imagine the embarrassment
that would cause busy shopper, for,
unless she sent home everything c. o.
D., or had her purchases charged, she
would have to retire every few minutes
to drag out the hidden receptacle of
her pennies. Where, oh, where, shall
we women carry our pocket-books
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02

THIS Is TO GIVE NoTICE-That the sub
l. scribers have obtained from the Register of
Wills of Hartford county, Nd, Letters Tesla
mentary on the estate of
ALFRED w. KIMBLE.
late of Hartford county, deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are hereby
notified to exhibit the same with the legal
vouchers thereof,
On Before the ed day OF July, 1894,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefits of said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment.
Given under cur hands and seals this I'd day
of February, 1894.
FRANK w. KIMBLE,
CHAS. w. MICHAEL,
9feb Executors.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
LEGAL NOTICES.
THOMAS II. ROBINSON, Solicitor.
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.

ORDER OF PUBLICATION.
| Daniel Scott In the Circuit Court
vs.; for Hartford County.
Ezekiel Mathews In Equity.
and wife ct al.
TNHE object of this bill is to procure decree
Il for the sale of certain real estate situated
in Hartford County afor. said, of which Catha-
rine Beall died seized and possessed.
The bill states that on the LIST day of Novem-
Der, 1879, the said Katharine Beall being in
debted unto certain William Young, in the
sum of $780, executed deed of mortgage to
the said Young, as trustee, to secure the pay
thews, Ezekiel Mathews, William H. Beall,
james p. Beall, E izabeth P. Beall, NOW Eliza
beth p. Snithsonl Daniel e. Beall, Lemuel
Beall and Arthur Beall, Joined for the purpose
of giving priority to the said Young over a
mortgage held by them on the same property,
and that said mortgage was on the 18th day of
November, 1879, assigned to the Complainant,
Daniel Scott.
,f That the he said Catherine Bea departed this
leaving surviving her eight children, Martha
Ann Matthews, wife of Ezekiel Mathews, Will
liam II. Beall, James P. BealI Lemuel Beall,
Benjamin +. Beall, Arthur Beall, Elizabeth p.
Smithson, wife of George A. Smithson, and
Daniel L. Beall, her only children and heirs at
law, to whom all her interest in said property
has descended, subject to the claim of the said
Daniel Scott.
That no part of said sum of money has been
paid, but the whole amount with interest from
and owing.
That ali of her children are of age, and that
benjamin +. Beall is nonresident Of the
State of Maryland, supposed to be residing in
the State of Kansas, and further alleging the
uncertainty as to whether he is living or dead.
That James p. Beall assigned all his proper
ty to a certain William II. Dozen, Trustee, for
the benefit of his creditors.
The bill prays for a sale of the real estate for
the pay ment of Compliments claim, for SUBJ
poenas against the resident defendants and the
order of publication against the said Benjamin
f. Beall, who is nonresident.
1t is thereupon, this , LIST day of February in
the year 1894, ordered, by the Circuit Court
for Hartford County, as Court of Equity, that
the complainant, by. causing a copy of this
order to be inserted in some newspaper pub
lished in Hartford county, once in each of four
successive weeks, fifteen days before the 9th
day of April, 1894, give notice to the said Beu-
iumin F. Beall, who is a nonresident of the
State of Maryland, of the object and substance
OF this bill of complaint. and warn him to ap-
pear in this Court, in person or by solicitor, on
or before the 9th day of April next, to answer
the premises and show cause if any he has why
decree ought not to pass prayed.
WIN. S. FORWOOD, JR., Clerk.
True copy, test,
23feb WIN. S. FORWOOD, JR., Clerk.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
Strength and Health.

If you are not telling strong and healthy, try
weak and weary, use Electric Bitters. This rem
edy acts directly on Liver, Stomach and Kidneys,
gently aiding those organs to perform their
functions. If you are afflicted with Sick Head.
by taking Electric Bitters One trial will con-
vince You that this is the remedy you need
Large bottles only so cents at Dr. VIM. S. Rich
ardson & Sons Drug Store. Bel Air. Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02

"A German citizen OF Hoboken was
informed that lady called to see him
in his absence. "A lady" he unused
aloud, "a ladyr' Upon an accurate
description, he suddenly frightened
up, and added: 80, dot vos no lady;
dot yos nv Wife,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
NOTICE.
TRANSFERS AND ABATEMENTs.

All applications for Attachments must be
made under oath or affirmation, requiring the
parties applying to give in to the Commission
kind which is assessable and not to them as
sessed.
1t is hoped that all persons in the county de-
srous of having changes made in their assess
ments will avail themselves of the time fixed
by law for that purpose.
Persons who do not avail themselves of this
notice cannot have any abatement upon their
tax bills when presented by collectors.
BY order of the Commissioners,
16feb GEORGE J. FINNEY, Clerk.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
% AcRES

50 -AcRES
of arabic land, being part Of tract of land
called Johns First Chance or by whatsoever
name known, situated in the First Election
District of said county, on the South side of
the public road from Sinclair's bridge to Holy
Cross Church, adjoining the lands of Mrs.
Rachel Watkins, William Watkins and John A.
Street,, and opposite the Grist Mill of said
John A. Street,, being the same and all the
land more particularly described in IL deed to
said Charles X. Martin from Daniel Cochran
and wife, dated the 2Sth day of May, 1888, and
recorded amongst the Land Records of said
county in Liber A. l.. j., No. 60, folio 800.
This land is improved by a small log house
and stable.
TERMS OF SALE.
The terms of sale prescribed by the decree
are-one-third of the purchase money to be
paid in cash on the day of sale or on
the ratification thereof, in the discretion of the
trustee; one-third i'll six months and the
residue in twelve months from the day of sale,
the credit payments to bear interest from
the day of sale and to be secured by the
notes or bonds of the purchaser. with security
to be approved by the trustee, or all cash on
day of sale at purchasers option.
S. A. WILLIAMS,
Trustee.
j. S. Richardson, Auctioneer. feb16
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02

THIS is TO GIVE NOTICE-That the SUBJ
Il scriber has obtained from the Register of
Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters Testa-
mentary on the estate of
ROBERT FIFE,
late of Hartford county, deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are hereby
notified to exhibit the same with the legal
vouchers thereof,
On or Before the 18th day of August, 1894,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefits OF said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal this 18th day
February, 1894.
JOHN w. BARTON,
16feb Executor.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

THIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE-That the sub
Il scriber has obtained from the Register of
Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters of Ad-
ministration on the estate of
ELIZABETH K BRYANT,
late of Hartford county,, deceased. All per-
SONS having claims against said deceased are
hereby notified to exhibit the same with the
legal vouchers thereof,
On or before the 26th day of July, 1894,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefits of said estate. All persons in
debted to said estate are requested to make i'm
mediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal this Goth day
of January, 1894.
ABEL ID. WILSON,
2feb Administrator.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02

In the last stages of consumption, when tu-
bercles have formed, and the disintegration of
done but TO smooth the unfortunate sufferers
way to the grave. DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup the
old reliable remedy, promotes easy eXpectora-
ton, thereby giving relief and comfort to the
patient.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02

When Miss Limberiaw returned
her friend, Miss Chatterbox, "Only
think of it, Matte, the men in Con-
gress are paid liberal salaries, and all
they have to do is to talF!n Miss
hatterbox-"How ridiculousr'
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02

Philosophy is but dry bread; men
will not live upon it, however whole
some; they require the succulent food
and exciting cup of religion.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

THIS IS TO GIVE NOTICE-That the SUBJ
i scriber has obtained from the Register of
Wills of Hartford county, Nd, Letters testa-
mentary on the estate of
RUTH FIFE,
late of Hartford Co., deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are hereby
notified to exhibit the same with the legal
vouchers thereof,
On or before the 14th day of August, 1894,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefits of said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal this 18th day
of February, 1894.
JOHN W. BARTON,
16feh Executor.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
DUBLIC SCHOOL ENTERTAINMENT.

A Musical and Literary Entertainment will
be given at Locust Hill School House. on
FRIDAY EVENING, March 9th, at 7.3O
O'clock. Tickets % cents Children 10 cents.
Proceeds to finish paying for organ. The pub
lie are invited. 23feb3t
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
REAL ESTATE SALES.
Trustees Sale.

BY virtue of decree of the Circuit Court for
Hartford County, i'll Chancery, passed in the
case of Wesley w. Cashier ct Tx. VS.. Charles X.
Martin ct al. l will offer for sale at Public Auc-
ton,
On Monday, March 12th, 1894,
at II o'clock, a. NJ,
at the Court House door in Bel Air, all that par
eel of Land containing
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1894-03-02
Desirable Farm for Sale.

The undersigned offers at Private Sale, at a
Frp of ia CRES Sitnated at Eedara1 1 iis
Hartford county, Md. The property is in good
q condition, with good DWELLING,
ia Barn, Wagon House, Spring House and
EEazI all necessary outbuildngs. The land
1ZIis well fenced, well watered and has on
it plenty Of good timber. There is also a good
Apple Orchard on the place. 1t is in good
neighborhood, convenient to schools, churches,
stores and mills. 1t is one of the most desira-
BILE farms in the county, the land being very
productive.
1t will be shown upon application to the I'M
derSgned, on the premises, or further informa-
ton will be given by addressing the owner,
MARTIN w. CALDER,
5jan3m Federal Hill, Hartford Co.. Md.
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ORDERED, this 18th day of February, in
~ the year eighteen hundred and ninety-four
that the private sale made and reported in the
above entitled cause by John s. Young and
Herman Stump, trustees be finally ratified
and confirmed, unless cause to the contrary
thereof be shown on or before the 18th day of
March next; provided, copy of this order be
inserted in some newspaper published in Har-
ford county aforesaid, once in each of three
successive weeks before the 18th day of March
next.
S2,75o.
WIN. S. FoRwooD, JR., Clerk
True copy, test,
23feb WIN. S. FORWOOD, JR., Clerk.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
A Change oG Venue.

Frank BroId returned from St. David today where he procured wal ranls for the arrests of Justices Knska and Duncan for fighting. Justice M,Rae has SC. Monday at II o'clock IS the time for the examination.
 The affair is amusing in the ex- reme. and the first case Of the kird that has probably occurred in Ari. zona. The district attorney will be called upon 10 prosecute the justice- but the stand he vii! take in the mat. ter is not known.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

The more Chan. OerlaIn's Cough Remedy is used the bette. it is liked. We know of no other remedy that al ways gives satisfaction. It is good when you first catch cold. Itis good when your cough is seated and your lungs are sure. Itis good in any kim of cough. We have sold twenty-iivt dozen of II and every bottle has given satisfaction. Stesdman & Friedman druggists, Minnesota Lake, Miun. < cent bottles for sale at Browns Drut store.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
New Ma, ageBne mt.

Mrs. s. Gallen has purchased from Mrs. BastiaD her interest in the Pal ace hotel and has taken possession. She announces that this popular house will be kep: up in the same ex- cellent .tyle that has hitherto charac- terized it.
 The whole bou-e has been put through a general rtnoyail. n, severa rooms having been entirely riui nished. Everything is fresh, clean and whc. .esome, and 1t i, the intention of the new prOpiieiress tc improve wherever room can be found for inn pr"vement.
 Mr.. Gallen will continue 10 con. duct her dressma%ing hu-ine.s a- formerly, and has fittCd up nea little shop in the Palace hotel.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
DRoPosAIs FOR FRESH BEEF AND

DROPOSAT $ FOR FRESH BEEF AND MUTTON-Headquar;e Deparim-nr oi Colorado. eff of the =. S.. Denver Color ado. Mirch :. I3q4- Sealed proposals in trip icate. su' iect to the usual cOndii,ns. will be 7. .crived al th office. or al q C offires of h' Acting CommisSa'ies of Subs stence al ,h. fo lowing posts viz-FDrts Apache, Bowie. Grant. Hu'chuca san Carlos and hil pl, Barracks Arizonl Territory; Bayard. Marry. >,arton and Wingate. Nes Mexico; L"gsn Colorado; ant Douglas and DuChesne Utah Territory until r2 NJ. April 3. reo, snt th-r 'pened. for furni-hing the fr->h beef and nut ton. iron. the b'ock. that may be req fred al these posts by the Subs s'rTce Department IT.. :. Army du'ing the fiscal year cormenciny luiv I. Isai. Sepa' ate bids are also invited for 'urnishing for the me period choice cuts Of -fesh beef fr officers use Preference will b. tvtn 10 articles of domrstic produc ion. con iiition oi qua itv and price tinclu ling in th. price Of foreign production the du'y thereonl eing equd Contacts made under thrs ad- serIisement shall not be construed to involve th cuited ,;:rtes in any obligation or ,avment ir xcess of the -@nropriaf'c.. granted by Con-
 reSs for the purpos-. Tie gcve' e'Iment reserves he right 10 reject any and all bitS. Circulars o; ns,ructions 10 bidd. rs will he furnished on .p- 0ication 10 the Acting Com1'iss aries. of ab ve named posts or 10 EDMAkD F. DRAVO
 .ap'ain and. C =. U. ;. Army. Chef Cmms- uv of Subsistence
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

The alarm about the short hay and grain crop in England and southern California has caused a rush Of buyers to the Salt river valley. J. 4. Flem- ing, territorial treasurer, has just re- turned from Los Angeles, where both nay and barley ar in good demand. He win others have made a careful estimate, ani tEe belIef |. that Uni, valley can this year ship Sl,000,OO0 woitn of "ay and barley alone. The nay crop Is the heaviest known,
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
Are You Going East2

A through sleeping car service between San Francis co and Chicago has been es- tablished via the Southern Pacific, Fl Paso, Texas & Pa cific, Ft. Worth & Rock Island R. R.
 Also a through sleeping car service between San Francis co and St. Louis via the Southern Pacific, Fl Paso Texas X Paclnc and Iron Mountain k. R.
 By purchasing your tickets over the 5. r. you can board a sleeper at Benson or any other station on the line, land in Chicago or St. Louis with out changing cars. If
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
Proclamation of R:wrd.
TERRITORY OF ARIzoHA
 EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT

To whom it may concern:
 Whereas. By an act Of the Seventeenth egislaiive As sembly. approved Febr ary s7th 1893, the GOIeTnor of ihIs Territory is author in, d Io ofJe T, I'd oi Five I nousand Dollars or the cgptur 2. dead .or awe of the Apache rrnegcJe. outlaw and murderer. known and : sIgnated as the Kid"
 New Therefore I. Louis C. Hughes Governor of tho Territory of Arizona. by virtue of the power and authority in me vested. in order 10 carry out ihe purpose of said act, do hereby fer a IL ward Of FIVE THOUSAND DOL ARS for the capture. dead or alive, of the ,bove named Apache Indian. S i'd reward 10 ne paid upon satisfactory proof being filed with he proper authoriIes. that the said InGian has been captured or lilled-
 in fitness whereof ! have hereunfo set my
 hand and caused re Great Sal of
 Arizona 10 be aff,ed. Done at
 Pher K. the Capital this I7th day
 Fe.uaIy, A. D. Ise4
 LsC. HUGHES BJ the'Governor. Governor. .CHAS. NJ. BRUCE.
 Secretary of lhe Territory
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

James NJ krllII pleaded guilty to smuggling 700 sheep in Tucson yes- terday and was fined $50. The &C., cused was the owner Of the sheep, which were sod to Cummings and Whitney in IS O. The latter gentle men were charged with being impli- cated in the smuggling, but were promptly declared not guilty by jury when the case came to trial.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

Jesse Lowry and Mis- Margaret Mcdonald were united in marriage 1t Seattle on the 18th inst. The groom was well known in Tombstone, where he still has many friends and acquaint- ances who wish him hlppines. and success under his new copartnership.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
The valur of n Friend.

Corn-lis, La-For over SIX years was greatly troubled with constipation and biliousne,s and was often unable to work. At the suggestion of a frieLd tried Simmons Liver Regulator and am now free of thess troubles.-Hsr- rison Tarleton. Goir druggist sells it in powder or liqnij. The powder to be ta. eu dry or made into tea.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
%he Eyolu0j0m

Of medical agents is gradually rele- gating the oli-time herbs. pill- draught- vegetable extracts io the rear bringing into general use the pleasant and effective liquid laxative. Syrup of Figs. ID get the true remedy see that manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. For sale by All lead- ing druggists.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
No ice to CreditO. S.
-cbnrH. Tbede. d c..ssd

Es,at-..of !'chnfH Thedr. d oe'sd Notice is here given by the undersigned executor Of the .state of John II. Th-ce e. cea ed. 10 the creditors Of and all persons hay- ing claims ain th- said dcCeased. 10 exhibit them with the nece' sarv vouCh. rs VI thin four l4) months afIer the first ! ublicaiiop Of this otic' r. the said e,ecuior al lis office in ihr town Of Wilcox. the same being the place for the transaction Of the business of said estate. in .aid county of Cochise.
 tG w. BAKER, Executor Of the estate Of John II. Ihede. de- ceas ed.
 Dated at Wilcox this 9th day of March I3o;.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

The working lurce on the Boaie- q G.Obe road has beer increased to two hundred men. Track laying will be- gin on May 18th. The roan will be finished 10 5 IiomonvIl- by July l5th. More horses and supplies are arrisiug at Bowie daily. Thirty days will com plele the grade to Spl m pnville.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

Pee Butte has just completed a piece oi inlaid work ia the shape ol a checker board which is attracting much attention. IL is made Of Ari- zona oak and walnut and represents many days Oi irdustry on the part Of the maker.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

w. C. Green came over from Bis tee last night by private conveyance. J. M Nichols accompanied him. The latter still swears by Tombstone and its people.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

The teachers and scholars Of the Tombstone school de,ire 10 return their thanks to Mrs. Harwood for her unself-h and indispensable rervices in making the ent, rtninment last night su ce-s, large part of the credit being due 10 her indeialigable training of the children.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

A large number cattle are being fattened on alfalfa at Ariz Jla, where but a few years ago, nothing but a candy waste prevailed.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

For bargains in neerschaum, amber and briar goods, cutlery and station cry, etc. call at once at A. CUhn Bru- as their business will positively be wound up this wesk. Call eaIly anu secure your pick oi bargains.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29
s. C. BAGC

To eat or not to eat, that is the question. IL will be answered in the affirmative il you try some Ci Vol cott's latest in loi,siions. Choice new buckwheat, fresh seedless raisins
 new crop pop com, new canned goods.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

Scott White returned from Tucson today. He has been attending the L. :. court which IS in ses ion there. He says that the prevailing impress sion there is that an outsider will he appointed to the judgeship of this dis trlCt.
Tombstone epitaph., 1894-04-29

The boring Ui an 2itesian well al s. DavId has 5ecn commenced hy Calvin Reed who is putting down one on his ranch. Next week the boring nf wells with the new machine will begin at the McRae ranch.