The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-06-08
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those whoIwers wont to sit at his table
and listen to his anecdo'es recall some
Of the most delightful memories.
SCRAPS.
Mark this: When you worry you
have ceased to trust.
Find man who has no hobby and
you will find one who is not happy.
Some men are more afraid of criti-
cism than woman is of shotgun.
Trust no secret to friend which, if
repeated, would bring infamy.
Rule yourself; love your neighbor;
do the duty that lies nearest you.
Society, if good, is better refner of
the spirits than ordinary books.
Nothing will do more to improve
the looks than sunshine in the heart.
Taking things as they come does not
wear ont as fast as lodging them.
No man ever won reputation for in
dependence by trying to snub his bet
| ters.
1t is a little strange that the cranks
are the most active when the machin-
cry is still.
As turning the logs will make dull
fire burn, so change Of studies dull
brain.
Visitor Is the editor in? Office Boy
Mop; he's ont. Feller just borrowed
81 Of him.
Anger ventilated often hurlies to-
ward forgiveness; anger conceled often
hardens into revenge.
Pickles and New York Sunday pa
pers' is the wording Of sign over
Chicago store.
Adversity, if for no other reason, is
Of benefit since it is sure to bring
season Of sober reflection.
There is an alarming tendency in
women to look for something to reform
Ill every man who likes them.
The painter whose staging broke un-
der him Was a brave fellow. He went
down with his colors flying.
Johnny-Pa, did you know ma be-
fore you were married? Pa with
sish)-I thought I did, Johnny.
The term cod cash. and "a cold
million are often supposed to have
come into the language with the mod
erl iceman.
The small boy with the seat of his
trousers torn is not "a landlord, but he
frequently raises the rent by standing
on his head.
Mrs. Hicks-'The girl broke only
one dish to-day" Hicks-"How did
that happen?" Mrs. Hicks-"It was
the only one left"
The time has gone by when bad di-
gestion is a certificate of piety and when
weak body indicates strong and
healthy soul.
"Do you think these sho-s are worth
mending:" "Vell, yes; if l zole tenn
and put new uppers on tenn. The
strings are still good"
She-I heah dat Misto Taylor has
done bought up all O de lam IN Cations
Vile. He-Den he's reglar "ground
| hog ainten he?
Weary Rlggles-"Goin' to the Cali
fornia Fair. Dusty?" Dusty-"Are
you crazy, Weary? Why, it's an in
dustral expersition!
The eight flowers most priced by the
japanese are said to be the morning
glory, apricot, cherry, wis'eria, peony,
iris, lotus and chrysanthemum.
This is the time of year when the
man, for getting how he had to dig the
garden, beat carpets and rake the front
yard, wishes he were boy again.
Harvey Lawton says that baby is
''a new wave on the ocean Of life."-
Mrs. Lawton, perhaps, thinks that
fresh squall would express it better.
The town of Sing Sing, New York,
where the penitentiary is located, owes
its peculiar name to John Sing Sing a
friendly Indian, 50 an old gazetteer
says.
The first turnpike in America was
chartered IN 1892 by the Phiadelphla
and Lancaster Turnpike Company
1t was begun in 1894 and was soon
afterward finished.
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