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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
FREE LABOR AROUSED.
A Report That Convicts Would Be
Employed on Atlanta's Exposition.

Employed on Atlanta's Exposition.
Atlanta, Ga, May "A report
that convict labor was to be used
on the work of the exposition
company created a good deal Of agitation
among the working people to-day The
report was started at a labor union meet
ing yesterday, when a member got up
and announced that friend of his had
been offered position as guard of the
convicts when the work should com
mence. The convicts, it was re-
ported, were furnished by the Chat
tahoochee Brick Company. When asked
about the report Capt. J. w. English was
indignant. He pronounced the report as
absolutely groundless. and said he would
not furnish convicts for such work, or
anywhere that they came into competi-
ton with free labor for any considera-
ton. While no state convicts will be
used on the exposition work, it appears
that there is a movement in favor of
utilizing the county convicts in the grad
ing of the grounds. This is probably the
origin of the report that caused the agi-
tation among the working people yes
terday and today.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
EDITORS OFF FOR MEXICO.
The Georgia Press Association Goes
on'a Junket.


Atlanta, Ga, May The Georgia
Press Association held its annual meet
ing in the parlors of the Kimbau house
this morning. The business consisted in
passing resolutions indorsing the Cotton
States and International Exposition and
in re-electing for another year President
H. H. Cabaniss and the other old officers.
This afternoon at 4:l0 o'clock the edi-
tors and their wives, TO the number of
tifty-one, left in two special sleepers over
the Atlanta and West Point railroad for
the City of Mexico. The excursion,
which includes stops at most of the i'm
portant points on the route, covers two
weeks time. Several days will be spent
in the city of Mexico, where the editors
viii meet President Diaz and all the high
functlonaries of the state. Local mer-
chants Clipped in and stocked the edito-
rial cars with various things good for all
sorts of appetites, and the Georgia edi-
tors expect very large sized time.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
oARoLINA's WAR ON LIQUOR.
The Florence Injunction and Habeas
Corpus Cases Heard.

Columbia, S. c., May THE supreme
court to-day heard the Florence injunc-
ton and habeas corpus cases, which are
designed to kill the dispensary law of
1893, and TO settle the question of prohi-
billion or free liquor. The court an
nounced that it would render its decis-
ion tomorrow morning
In the habeaS corpus case j. Ellis Brun-
son seeks to be released from custody He
was arrested for selling liquor The in
junction case is to restrain the city coun-
Gil OF Florence from issuing licenses for
the sale of liquors. The latter case was
given the most prominence, but both in
Holved the same questions.
Attorney Wilcox appeared for the in
junction and S. A Nettles. of Darlington,
represented the city council
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
EVANS AT LAGRANGE.

The General Given Respectful Hear
ing but the Crowd Not Enthusiastic.
LAGRANGE, Ca, May Gen. Evans
spoke here to-day to good audience as
the recess of the court in the court house
He had very respectful, but not en-
thusiastic hearing. His speech was in
line with those heretofore reported. A
close canvass indicates that Troup county
can be entered in the Atkinson column by
good majority. Hon. w. Y. Atkinson
will address the people of Troup here
next Monday. The election of delegates
to the gubernatorial convention will be
held on Nav 26
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
BOOKED FOR a FELLOWS FATE
a Negro Boy Drags a Child Under a
HOUSE. but La Caught

Americus, Ca, May Frank Slappy,
l6-year-old negro boy, was Jailed this
afternoon on the serious charge of at
tempting a felonious assault upon Willie
Ritter, the 5-year-old adopted daughter
of Mrs. North The boy was employed on
the premises, and when discovered had the
child under the house. In less than an
hour after the alleged crime was reported
TO Chlet Lamar the boy was safely in Jail
The information was kept from the pub
lie until after the arrest. The case will
be investigated tomorrow All is Quiet
tonight. No violence is expected, GER
tainly not before full investigation of
the case
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
CONFEDERATE HOME
The Sons of Veterans May Save It
From the Block.

Atlanta, Ga, May THE Fulton
County Association of the Sons of Con-
federate Veterans held meeting at the
chamber of commerce tonight and took
preliminary steps toward organizing
similar associations all over the state for
the purpose Of raising funds to open and
maintain the the confederate veterans
home located here The plan is to entrust
the camps of the Sons Of Veterans with
raising all the funds to support the home,
which is now occupied only by bats and
owls An order for the sale OF the home
property is now pending in the courts,
but II is hoped to have the present plan
sufficiently well worked out by the time
the order is reached to save the home
from the block
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
A TRAGEDY ON A STEAMER.
A Boat Hand Kills a Companion and
Then Leaps Overheard

Rome, Ca, May "A boat hand on the
steamer Resaca Drained another with a
scantling yesterday, knocked him into
the river and then leaped into the river
and tits believed was drowned.
Sam Flourney killed Jack Camp, and as
the latter fell into the river Capt. Ma
gruder heard the cry, IMAM overload"
and stopped the boat. Not being able to
find the body he started forward, and af-
ter Investigation arrested Flourney.
fIourney with both hands in his pocket
leaped overheard and was never seen to
rise, II looked as if he intended to com
init suicide. The tragedy occurred while
the steamer was enroute to Rome, about
20 miles below the city.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
Played Ball for $50 a Side.

Ocala, Fla, May IA game of base ball
for $50 side was played to-day between
Marti City and Ocala The latter won by
score of IL to In the last half of the
last inning Geroge X Robinson, the UNI
pire, was hit on the left cheek bone and
eye, which sent him to grass and out of
the game. The injury, while painful, is
not dangerous. A large crowd and much
enthusiasm Were incidents of the game
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
A NEW STEAMBOAT LINE.
Its Boats Are to Run Between Bruins.
wick and Fernandina

Atlanta, Ca, May "A charter has
been issued from the office of Gen.
Philip Cook, secretary of state, to the
Brunswick and Florida Steamboat Com
pany. Its purpose is to build line of
steamers to run from Brunswick to
Fernandina. The capital stock is put
down at $40, 000 and the privilege is asked
of increasing it to 100000. The incor-
porators are: John f. GuBignon, w. F.
Parker, Alfred j, Crovatt, E. F. Conley
and Boiling Whitfield
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
TIRED OF POLITICS.
That is the Prevailing Feeling in
laski County.

Iaski County.
Cochran, Ga, May Politics has
been discussed freely during the last four
weeks, but the people here seem to have
enough Of it for awhile. Both Evans and
Atkinson men claim this county. Nothing
but primary will determine which has
the majority.
their crops, which promise we'll
An artesian well is being bored by a
company from Florida.
A large delegation from here attended
the Chantauqua in Hawkinsville.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
NcOD0-
.FOIE ! MORRISON
TEMPTING PRICE NEWS.
Timely and Attractive
Offerings.
Extremely Profitable Purchasing for the
Ensuing Week.

In presenting the values
enumerated below, we wish
to emphasize the fact that
such an opportunity to Sc.
cure Genuine Bargains is
rarely presented. In the
matter of variety, our pat.
rons know that our stocks
are pre-eminent.
ACC each, Childrens Ready-mase Dresso,
new spring and summer styles, size 4 n %
years, and fully worth 81. ~ IL
15c each Boys Percale Shirt Waists Cd.
70 IA years, sold everywhere for sc 9-4o
25c each Boys Plated Shirt Waists 81,
sizes, nght and dark colors, well worth 89c
isc each, Percale and Sateeu Shirt Wais+s
Jabo front, light and dark colors regTIas
price 75c. 'oe uiaT
l9c each, Ladies Chemise and Drawers
Wei made, good muslin. well worth 29c.
acc each, Ladies' Night Gowns. Hanbrr,
trimming, we'll made, hest muslin usual
price 75c. usual
sc apiece. Children's Swiss Ribbed tTnda-.
&C apiece, Ladies Swiss Ribbed Tpda-
vests we'll worth i55Ga
l3c pair Ladies Black All-Silk Mitts
regular price 25c. ''
25c each. Gents Balbriggan Undersbirts
French neck, great bargain for 39c.
Soc each or 3 for 81, Gents UnIaundered
Shirts retailed everywhere at SOC.
DC yard, Striped Outing Flanuels.
worth l0c.
634c yard, Best Yard Wide Bleacbed
Shirting, equal to Fruit of the Loom or Ions.
dale, regular price 10c.
500 each, Full Size White Crochet Quilts.
usual price soc.
79c yard, Black Silk Grenadine, plain and
satin striped, reduced from 81 25
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
Made a visitor to ANNAPOLIS.

Atlanta, Ca, May Charles H. Viii
cox well-known young Albanian, has
received his commission from the Presi-
dent as member of the board of visitors
70 the Naval Academy at Annapolis.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
HAIL TO THE CHIEF.

The chief and supreme five cent cigar Of
the universe is the
FAMOUS LIE PANIC
All constant smokers award them the
praise of giving perpetual satisfaction For
boxes Of fifty, or weeks supply, or singly,
call and get them of
j. H. IMMEN,
Corner Jones and Hal ershan streets
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
PALESTINE COMMANDERY NO. !. K.T.
HOMESEEKERS MUTUAL LOAN AS
ISOLATION,
SPECIAL NOTICES.

NOTICE TO TYBEE TAX PAYERS.
Taxes are now due and discount Of ten
or before May Is.
w. SToRER,
Ex-Oncio Treasurer Town of Tybee.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
rHE PAGE rHAT KILLS.
Hubert Estes, of III aeon, Taken Into
Custody as q Lunatic.

Atlanta, Ca, May Hubert Estes. a
young lawyer of Macon, and well-known
throughout the state, was arrested here
tonight, and will be taken to Gainesville
in the morning to be tried on a writ of
lunacy. Young Estes, who is a son of
JudgeJohn B. Estes, of Gainesville. has
been travelling rather rapid pace here
lately His arrest was brought about bv
his father.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
JACK CARR's:
.s--....'
.-s..-. .s-...---.. ........s.. ..,...
BASE BALL INF Urinary:
l15 Bryan street

Only the FAMOUS FAUST BEER
sold exclusively in my house. No one dollar
beer permitted on the premises, as I take a
pride in serving the very finest glass Of beer
in the city. Always cool, sparkling and de-
licious Respectfully,
JACK rARD
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08

'Hearts! Is that much of gamer"
Miss French-No, no; very simple. You
could learn it, I'm almost sure, Mr.. Noodle
Inter Ocean.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
PEACHES.

PEACHES.
Fresh Supply Choice Peaches at 1870.
Finest Creamery Butter.
Finest Teas and Coffees.
Fresh Strawberries,
Fresh Tomatoes.
Lowest Prices for Fine Goods.
VIM. G. COOPER,
rs Whitaker Street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
SPECIAL NOTICE
SPECIAL NOTICE.
GOOD LIQUORS AND WINES.

Our stock of Whistles, Brandies, Gins.
Gums and Wines is celebrated of old for
being absolutely pure and meIlowed by
age. We sell only pure articles and at bot
tom prices, and have a large patronage.
An orders receive assured prompt and
careful attention.
HENRY SOLOMON & SON,
1876, 1873, 100 and 1872 Bay Street.
Savannah, Ca.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
RAILROADS.

IMPROVED schedules. Through hrst-class
4 coaches between Savannah and Asheville
n C., for Hot Springs and other Western
Carolina points.
Also to Wslhslla and Greeuville, S. c., and
intermediate points via Columbia
Quick time and improved service to Wash.
ington New York and the East
Only line in the south operating solid vesti
buled limited trains with Pullman dining cara
Double daily fast trains between New org
philadelphia, Baltimore. Washington, Char
lotte, ColumD ia Savannah and Jacksonville
and Tampa, Fla carrying Pullman drawing
room cars between Savannah and New York
on all through trains. Also dining cars he-
and SO.
W. A. TURK, G. P. A.. Washington. D. G
3. H. HARDWICK, A. G. p. A., Atlanta. ca.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08
CITY BONDS WANTED.

Bids for furnishing $4,000 City of Savannah
Bonds of the issue of 1879 will be received at
Savannah Bank and Trust until noon of
Wednesday, 9th inst.
The right is reserved to reject any or all
bids. JOSEPH d. WEED,
Chairman Of Sinking Fund Commission.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08

MEETINGS.
~~~~~-~-~~~-~~~~~~~~~~-~- ~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~~~-~-~
ANCIENT LANDMARK LODGE NO.
231, +. g. A. NJ.
The regular monthly meeting will be A
held at Masonic Temple THIS Tues ~
day. EVENING isth) at o'clock N
The F. C. degree will he conferred.
Members Of sister lodges and transient
brethren are cordially invited to attend.
THOS. j. CHARLTON, w. NJ.
JOHN S. HAINEs, Secretary.
SAVANNAH LODGE 1873, b. P. o. ELKs.
A regular meeting Of this lodge will be held
THIS Tuesday EVENING at 8 o'clock, in
Elks' Hall, Lyons Block
Every member earnestly requested to be
present Degrees to be conferred.
I. r. THOMSON, Exalted Ruler.
W. f. MCCoLLUM, Secretary,
CATHOLIC LIBRARY ASSOCIATION.
The annual meeting of the association will
be held THIS Tuesday EVENING at S:15
O'Clock. Election of officers and other i'm
portant business to be transacted. All en-
tries for billiard, pool and card contests close
this evening at $50 O'Clock.
p. F. GLEASON, President.
}. w. THOMAS, Recording Secretary.
THE SOUTHOVER LAND AND I'M
PROVEMENT COMPANY.
The forty seventh 47th) regular monthly
meeting OF the stockholders and board of
directors OF this company will be held at the
ONCE OF the president No. 1lS Bryan street.
THIS Tuesday EVENING az 8 o'clock.
j. L. WHATLEY, President.
W. G. WOODEN. Secretary.
PALESTINE COMMANDERYNO NO. 7.K.T.
The asylum Of this commandery will SS
open from O'Clock to O'Clock TUESDAY
that the Sir Knights may obtain their equip
ments. preparatory to attending the Grand
Conclave in Atlanta on Wednesday. BY or
der of JOSEPH PHILLIPS, En-. Comd.
JOHN RILEY, Recorder
HOMESEEKERS' MUTUAL LOAN AS
ISOLATION.
The third annual meeting of the Home
seekers Mutual Loan Association will
be held at the Office of the treasurer, corner
of Whitaker and St. Julian streets, THIS
EVENING at 8 o'clock
w. G. CANN, President.
w. b. STUBBs, Secretary.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-08

j. BRoADFOOT, NJ. d.
1856 Broughton street CUP stairs1.
Savannah, Ca
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
Ii Costs NJ ore Too.

The young woman who has a liking
for the shirt front and cutaway jack.
ct must remember one thing, j. e., that
her get-up is never inexpensive. Her
linen must be as immaculate as a lilly
and she must require at least six
shirts to keep herself looking well; and
of these six, four will have to be at
the laundry while a fresh one is on heI
and another fresh one is reposing at
home waiting to be assumed tomor.
row. The imitation of the manly cos,
tune is smart to look at, but by nc
mean conomical.-From The Ladies
Home Journal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
Pocket Telescope.

A very handy pocket telescope has
appeared, which closes up to the thick
hess Of an inch. Is no heavier than an
ordinary watch and can be carried in
the waistcoat pocket. 1t is said to pos
sess the qualities OF a good, powerful
field or opera glass. 1t is opened or
closed by a set Of aluminium bars with
toothed gearing. This gives an abso-
lutely parallel motion and the act OF
opening or closing by means OF these
bars is also the means Of focusing.
1t is claimed that this glass Is of high
power and splendid definition, suitable
to all purposes, especially to military
and racing men, who are likely to find
it a great convenience to be able to dis
pense with the cumbersome glasses
hitherto In use.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
nnld Wnnern I'm Arabia.

Bashfll lovers are almost an un'
known curiosity in Arabia, for Arab
"courtship" is unceremonious, to say
the least Of it. A young man sees q
girl whom he would like to marry IN
another tribe. He rides up at night
finds out where she Is sleeping, dashes
up to her tent, snatches her up In MS
arms, puts her before him on ms morse
and sweeps way like tEa wind. If he
happens TO be caught, he is shot; II he
Is not. the tribe from which he has
stolen the girl pays them a visit In a
few DAYS. A priest Of the tribe joins
the hands of the young man n GIRL
and both tribes join in the festivities.
Most Of the brave men steal their
wives, but there are some few peace
loving youths who do not.-Philadeipdila
Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
TOrnal Houses

An interesting idea from the west is
a tornadopro0f h2uSe. 1t rcrOlves OF
Il pivot, with I big weather yane at
one end and n siX-pound cannon look
ing out OF a portfolio ut the other.
When n revolving storm cloud strikes
the dwelling the latter necessarily
turns to face it, and the s~ix-pounder is
automatically discharged into the face
OF the "twister," destroying it. This no.
ton Is adopted from the well known
practice of firing guns from ships at
wa~terspOuts which approach danger
Ously near.-Mlwaukee Journal
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11

An international exhibition OF ma
chimes. appliances and apparatus ror
the cleaning. screening, dressing and
drying Of grain and other seed wi,i
be held ut st. Petersburg from Alarch
. to l6, 1894. The exhibition Is orsan
lied by the Imperial Free Econot en.
Society of Russia in st, fetersouns nn.
ricnIturoI implement makers n
aaontS merchants. etc, with the best
and newest machines, appliances, etc;;
for cleaning, screening, dressing ana
driving grain and other seed. The ex-
hiIitiSn is being organized in conse
nnnnne Of the governments decision TO
eu { stringent laws with a , view
to stop the general low and often n1 fraud d
ulent grading Of Russian export gram
American Elevator.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
TO HELP HIS TRADE.
Why Hats should Not Ia. va.
Theater.

" should Not 1e Worn in IN.
Theater.
ChauVln, the newly elected b,rh,.
deputy, has just presided ot = ro.,,o,
ung OF professors Of the tonsorf,l -.
III farls' The ample tresses of q hlondo
beauty were artistically disposod Inv tho
nihiple fingers Of an expert c~oiffa,,r
ana When at the termination Of IN to+,,
he had placed 4 neat tonne on tI'n
lady's head lie rushed on n Tho ,Ia ne
form, and IN stcntoriau ,nneS 49, 49,
Couture fAlliancc." shouts o.
llalise rent the air, while the baud
struck up the Russian anthem. gpt tha
enthusiasm! reached its height ,han
'iauFln made his appearance. end in
reply to a cordial address, told his an
uiellce that he did not wish In toncb
on politics, and proceeded to congr|T,'
Llte MS colleague on having invented y
fashion Which would renlscn tbo
Greek style" "e
ne saiu The ladies must be prevented
from going no tile theatcrs in HINTS and
nollnets. II this were done they mnst
nave their lockS clanurately dressed
and this would give work to the coirr'
eur. Chauvm said that he well knew
that it was difficult to oppose feminine
|tStes, nut Z monster petition might do
something.
FINALLY tins irrepressible Figaro re-
marked THAI, although he had been
raised to the dignitied position Of a
legislator, Ire does not consider that
his old occupation is quite gone. but
intends TO stand up for the hair dress.
ing Interests in the chamber of deputies.
his entrance into which opens out a
vista of rather comical possibilities.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
.uories eS John Jacob Assor-

a Philadelphia shop window a
mo old relic Of a piano is displayed,
ring the following inscription: John
M Aston sold this piano 10 one Of
first families of New York more
a century ago. Mr.. Aston Is be
a TO have been the first piano
|pr in the United States" Then
,ws a copy Of an advertisement In
pw York paper dated Jan. 10, 1873.
pads. u. Jacob Astor, at 81 Queen
n, next door but one TO the Friends
~[tng-house, has for sale an assert
n Of pianofortes Of the newest con
IctOn, made by the best makers of
don. which he will sell on reason
terms. He gives cash for all kinds
kus. and has for sale a quantity of
adam beaver and Canada coatings,
kOn skins, muskrat skins, etc.'-New
/ Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11

Many of the eye diseases of the pres
ent day owe their origin to the injurious
influence of artificial light. Now that
almost every one uses the electric light
it is eminently satisfactory to know
that the foremost English ophthalmic
authorities accord 1t unqualified com
mendation. They state that the mean
descent lamp, judiciously placed and
shaded, is infinitely superior TO any
other artificial illuminant, and that not
only is it the best light for strong and
healthy eyes, but that even eyes that are
unduly sensitive or prone to disease
may in it work longer and with less
risk and discomfort than with gas,
candles or oil.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
TO A FALSE E

our n have met. but not II hearts;
Uur n will never meet again.
FRIENDS if we have ever been.
FRIENDS we cannot now remain:
! only know ! loved you once,
only know | loved in vain;
Our hands have met, but not our
our hands will never meet again!
Then farewell to heart and handl
would our hands had never met:
Even the outward form of love
Must be resigned with some regret.
friends We still might seem to be,
ii my wrong could e'er forget
our hands have joined, but not our hearts
would our hands had never met!
Thomas Hood.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
.-s.r Head Mems shoes.

|,,,tiug for Beau
[.iting for dead mems shoes Is an
nroverbial expression, and IN con
-, with army officers and their
r. S,in has a remarkable slGnifi-
E Said an officers wife n few
E,ncs since: Il do dislike TO take
n Army Register and sean the per-
H. n see if any one outranking
nantain Is III. or to keep an eye upon
oid officers and figure out when they
Ia retired. But I'm not rs bad rs
others. Why, they get Life in
'noe tables and study mortuary
bahiIities TO see when an officer may
prnmoted by reason of death among
fars outranking him. If SOME Off
| die as they should according to
the captain will he a general be-
/ he is sixty years old. Isn't 1t a
I, business to think abouts But
rst Maid back, for when my nus
r. old an the rank and file viii be
rlginr in the same kind of specula-
ana wondering why old General
IN doesn't die. "-Cincinnati Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-01-11
Unsatisfactory.

Old Gent to bus conductor: "NVhy
didn't you wake me up, as | asked
you? Here i am q mile beyond where
/ warlted to get down."
Conductor: did try, but all l
could get out of you a 'All right,
Maria; get the children their breakfast,
and III be down in a minute"