Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1894-03-29
TOWNSHIP ELECTIONS.

ELECTION of township officers was
held in anumber of townships Monday
and the Herald has received reporta
! from the following:
| Swan Lake.-Geo. Eckstein, s. J..
Nielsen, Nels jacobsen, supervisors; S.
NJ. Gothaab, clerk; John Root, treas
urer; +. X. Berry, assessor; j. S. Bach,
G. j. Alborg, justices OF the peace; VIM.
Petersen, Geo. Stout, constables; Thom-
as Thomson, S. G. johnson, Niels G.
Jensen, Andrew Thompson, road super
visors; Geo. Stout, pound master.
Middleton,-J Bradberry, S. j.
Henson, Geo Cramer. Supervisors j. b.
Gorton, clerk; Sell Smith. threasurer;
d. Policy, assessor: j. V. Oosterloo. A.
E. Schnose; justices of the peace; Will
DeNoma, Sam Tjaden, constables.
Norway Duncan McKercher, Thos.
McKercher, Peter Dahman, supervls-
ors; E. I'll. Odland. clerk; Chas. Hoefs,
treasurer; Meyers, assessor; Milton
Salmon, S. j. Patrick, justices of the
peace; A. Deidrlch, - Smith, con-
stables.
Turner.-Ole Bleke, Clearance Best.
Albert Apland, supervisors; Chas. San-
bron. clerk; Alex Campbell, assessor;
John Wolf, treasurer: H. j. Sanborn,
C. z. Hankins, justices Of the peace;
Gerrett Pott, Fred Boterman, consta-
bles; Fred Field, Jurgen Reiman, Ole
Hubbardson, Henry Apland, road SUI
pervisors. Postotfice at Davis, at cross
| ing of railroads and the Campbell
school house were designated rs places
for posting Official notices.
ITO Be or Not To Be-"
| Mr.. Editor-The Hurley Library
association is entitled to the thanks of
the people for the very interesting en-
tertainments occasionally furnished.
That of last Friday night was especial-
ly good, except the last part of 1.-THE
debate on Queen Lii. Time was called
before the champions, who had been in
training for six weeks, more or less,
had an opportunity to take part. The
| judges decided. strictly according to the
Evidence, that Lii ought to be restored,
but they failed to point out the modus
operandi by which it was to be accom-
plished; hence the necessity of this arti-
Gle.
Should President Dole be notified of
this decision of the H. L. A. he would
| probably pay no attention to it. The
only one who has taken any interest in
this restoration business is Grover
Cleveland, assisted by his henchman,
Gresham; but as Grover has before OBJ
served, this is condition and not a
theory that confronts him." and it IS
advisable that he should no longer re-
main in "innocuous desuetude," but as
| the United States went out of this
royalty business about 120 years ago
| aud don't seem disposed to renew busi-
at the old stand, he will have to go it
alone. This will necessitate his resign
ing his office OF president of the United
States, which he will no doubt be will
ing to do in such glorious cause, and
as Uncle Sans pockets are empty as
his stomach, he will no doubt as will
ingly accept the resignation including
that of Cat's-paw Gresham. These
two redoubtable knights might secure
double berth in the steerage OF an
ocean steamer (Allen agency has special
rates for a limited period) and would
soon arrive at the scene of their labor.
President Dole probably could not be
relied upon to render much assistance
but he certainly would be afraid to
throw any obstacles in the way of his
"dear brother" the man of destiny
from the United States, in the accom-
plishment of so glorious purpose. AS
the divine Lilly, judging from her pic
lures, is pretty hefty. Grover might not
be able alone to overcome the resisting
law OF gravitation, but Gresham is yet
| young and ambitious and no doubt as
| expert as his chief in the "histing"
business, there is no doubt but that the
job would soon be accomplished. This
done, Grover would be in imminent
danger of the lovely and fascinating
Lilly falling in love with him, and Gro
ver's susceptible heart might yield.
What then would become of "Frankie?"
1t is not to be supposed that the laws
of Hawaii on the divorce question are
any more rigid than they are in Da-
kota and he could easily obtain a di-
vorce on the ground of "desertion" and
become liking of the cannibal islands"
and if, "in the course of human events
little Grover should appear,a new dy.
nasty would be formed that would
knock into cooked hat anything yet
seen in the Sandwich Islands.
| HURLEYITE
At NJ E. Church Sunday, April /, 1894,
10 a. m.-Class meeting.
| ii a. m.-Preaching by the pastor;
subject, advice to Young Converts" !"
| IL m.-Sunday school.
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