The morning call., 1894-06-23

MT. HaVemeyer haVlngt declared tnaC the
sugar trust gave nothing OF its financial sub.
stance TO the Antl-Snappers in New York the
Lexow committee should discover just where
the trust stands with Tammany. Its general
record shows # TO be unusually solid with
anybody or anything that can be bribed.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch.
A Kentucky mathematician has figured out
some statistics on gum-chewing. He says that
the jaws of smallmouthed young woman who
is addicted to this habit move 6.750,oo0 inches,
or lob miles year, ar the rate OF thirty chews
a minute for ten hours day. Splendid! No
wonder she has rosy eheeks.-PhiladelphI
Item.
A PoStOffice official is TO be removed, so IL Is
said, from = Chicago branch office, because,
fOrSoOth she tore down one OF ClevelaDds
Autographs. II it was as bad as some he has
had Grover ought 20 thank her. Besides, why
should the Autographs of a free trader need
prote ctlon ?-Boston Journal.
The Kaiser's latest eonceit is an imperial
gala carriage, which, together with the harness,
is 10 be aglow with tiny electric lights Even
the potentates of earth must have their fads,
and the latest kink CT the Kaiser, il not very
brilliant is al least haTmleSs.-Phlladelphla
Record.
GAS matter Of course the young white girl
from Vermont who married a negro porter at
Saratoga is described as "a wel-knOwn society
wOman." There is no noun in the language
that is SO often extensively used as an adjective
as the word society Philadelphia Inquirer.
Senator Quay says he has hitherto ignored
the mean stories told on him as beneath bis
notice, bur The latest one about him was too
much. The country congratulates Mr.. Quay
Oh having al last encountered a charge that he
could deDy-Topeka Journal.
THE District Attorney" is the name of a
new play 10 be produced In New York next
autumn. From recent Investigations over there
1t certainly locks as though there might be a
wide field for an extra District Attorney or
two.-Philadelphis Ledger.
George Peabody Wetmore, the new Senator
from Rhode Island, starts OUT In national poll
tics with magnificent capital. He is New
port swell with an immense fortune, and his
wife snubbed the Prince OF Wales.-St Louis
POst-Dis patch.
The Canadian authorities promise to deal
properly with those drunken scalawags who
tore down and then tore up the United States
flag at ST. Thomas. That will be all right-if
they fulfill their promse.-DetrOlt Journal.
The sugar trust distributes money among the
various States 10 The party that is In the ma
jority. The vote In the Senate is close, and
favOfs were, consequently, not restricted.
Everybody got In. Indianapolis News.
What has become of President Cleveland's
old fat fame. Liliuokalanl? Her Whereabouts
is involved in so much mystery lately that it
will soon be proper 10 call her "The Dark Sc.
cret."-St. Louis Star-Sayings.
There must be lots of sickness among Con-
gressmen, judging from the number of alb
senters on That account; but they are nothing
like as sick as their constituents aTe.-Fort
Worth Gazette.
Mr.. Havemeyer brazenly acknowledges that
the sugar trust is fattening of the people. but
it is suspected that the United States Senate
has been aware of this disgraceful fact all
alOng.-Chicago Times.
II is wonderful how many different sizes an
industrial army assumes when described from
the place where IL happens 10 be and when an.
nounced from The railroad headquauere.-
Omaha Bee.
When the Senate reaches "salt" on their
schedule they Will likely pass 1t between
smokes. As a Senatorial preservaiive salt Is
not TO be compared TO sugar.-lnter Ocean.
These days when father tells his son that
be must hump himself and get there the boy
steps back into the parlor after his new bicycle
and his patent gaiters.-Galveston News.
For man who was merely "idlng around"
Mr.. Havemeyer appears 10 have accomplished
an ordinary days work during his stay In
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Allowing policemen to put their hands in
their own pockets were preferable TO the New
York habit of putting them In other peoples
Philadelphia Times.
Lillian Russell may import foreign husband
free, when she returns 10 this country, as an
article essential to her fession.-Plttsburg
Press.
There must be big demand for Grape in the
late Muley Hassan's kingdom. He left about
0OOO vidou,s -Rostou Herald