The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1894-03-21
HUMOR OF THE DAY,

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consistency II l'"e' On" S'I' I"
pay III" price oi success. "'N,
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me trouble With many m"n IS that
'"IS 6s, M''' 'ii"''" '''''"' 'o'" ''''''S'
"I"aIs qua ENJOY an in'"l'ec'n"i
i"""'' Sai' ~" c"nhi'"'' nN lie nv" 'he
"nu HULL i''''
men u man raWhS MS h"h"r lie
nn"s that the regal interest ON perjury
Is tremendously hlgh. Ir'th'
Judge TO tramp prisoner -"fifty
dollars or thir', H"'N' Inn" :,
money! '""P'' Wv we 'i'f'N Gays.
\ newly discovered weather prophet
Says that an icy pavement IS sure
sl&u ot an early fall. hartford Jour
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y henslnCton doctor suggests Tint
y good thing Tor tn" Cramps - " con
Roc,rd
Christie "rbo, v,rro NJ, So,,,
talk inst Ink - hoax In.Sr1't ht y
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troit Free Pros.
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overcnot Whit Jo Won, tb,rI. ,r him >,
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tells his bahv's smart ssv;uns =
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Free Iress
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lnter-oce"n.
She II don't like that Mr.. Smith ,
Il' ~ Nl"fNN il'iIIS S'''ll. i'''.'''N ~
other to death. " tie "Ah, why don't
y"u call the attention "i IN" =. 80.
a, peopi" TO II,
The difference between the w"nithy
idler and tn" leader of an orchestra l.
that the formers sole ambition IL 10
Kill time, while tn" latter beats 1t.
fhlladeiphi" he""rh'
Mamma "What are Won and Fred
die quarrelling mhout? ~ We w"r"
playing keep hous" nnd Freddie cam"
home and found dinner wasn't ready.
hic"G" inter 'c'"'''
She lis Vt tru" THAT II lover n"v"r
eats anything: =: He "N"t after h"
becomes engaged. Sh" -'Why n"t2
He'll" never has any money to
spare. w. Brooklyn Life.
Benedict "Whv wou'i -h.. marry
YOU? Is there another NAV ~ ~"
Case?" Singleton - m afraid th,r,
IL. "Ihat7 so? -" Won kn"" VIII"
II Is Eyes her irth"r.
Maudc Why don't You 4ly.
young Sewers some encouragement II
You love him. NelI---"'Oh, he ought
~ Nt hbi' W I'itN III NV u sun. wv
n tailor. '-Ph,lndrlphla Record
Bunker - Wa fool enough v,.ster-
dey TO tell that doctor of vour- that
vou sent me. Hill "Whnt diil'"ren""
| did that make Bunker --''I" made
me pay cash New York Hcrnl l.
Elderly Maiden ''This Is $50 un"x-
pected. Mr.. Wcllalonp, that that Won
must give mc time" Elderly Lover
| Time. Miss Rcbecaa? Do Won think
there Is anv to spare -. Chicago Tri
bunc.
For,,o, borsaIt Rr,oos ,.y,u Luav
Nornie ronontI, r,orr;o5 w,I,u and
went or a wedding trip. drdn', YOU? |
| saw him Yesterday on his return
| Griggs--"A ANYTHING happen while he
was awav?" Briggs Yes. He says
| that IN a fit Of absent mindelncss III"
proposed TO him again. g. Brooklyl
| Life.
"uoro - coil tho VOW vouno man.
| o;a oLa,,aIaor " uoL n, C,IIn,y :
.ha ovoioi,aI .,his ;s vs,v lind .,
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