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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07
He Wn In

Travelling In second class oarriage
gentleman had small misunderstanding
with n lady in reference to the opening Of
window. You don't appear to know
tho difference between second and third
class, the lady said cuttingly.
oh, madam" ho replied, II am an old
railway traveller. know all tho class dis.
tinctions In tho first class the passengers
behave rudely to the guard. In tho third
the guards behave rudcly to tho passon-
gers; In the sccond'-wIth bow to his
fellow passcngcr-"thc passengers behave
rudcly to each other Tilt Bits.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07
A Pious Wish.

Tho emperor once stood before tho
magnificent tomb of the Duke Rudolph
& Swabia Some Of his courtiers were
q tho opinion that he ought not to al
ow his mortal enemy to have so splen-
lid monument, bnt that he should
.avo his body exhumed and buried else
yhero
ooh, let him lie where he is" said
he emperor. II only wish all my ell
mics were rs splcndidly buried "-Alle
|eiten und Landcn
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07
lIeroiSIn.

George" she said in low voice.
would you make great sacrifice for my
happincssp''
Certainly" he replied
Would you quit smoking for my sakes'
Quit smoking for your sakc!" he re-
peatcd Then, after q silence, he exclaimed
noarsoly: II can refuse you nothing.
will quit smoking for your sake. Here
after when l smoke it shall DO exclusively
for my own sake. ''-Dctroit Free Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07

Mother-What are oil these senseless
sinl1ots for?
Pretty Daughter-Thcy arc for tho
rabbag at the church fair.
Mercy! There is not ono thing that
Inv human being could want
Eyes; isn't it fortunate? Everybody
ho draws prize will put 1t back In
10 bag. New York Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07

RECOMMEND Johnson's Magnetic Oil
for rheumatism, neuralgia, sprains,
bruises, lame back; it quickly relieves
pain. Christian & Barbee
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07
Is Marriage a Failure7

HAVE you been trying to get the best
out of existence without health in your
family? Have you been wearing out
your life from the effects Of Dyspepsia,
Liver Complaint and Indigestion? Are
you sleepless at night? Do you awake
in the morning feeling languid, with
coated tongue and sallow, haggard
looks? Don't do it. A shout in the
camp tells how Aunt Fannys Health
Restorer has cured others it will cure
you. Trial package free. Large size
Soc, at Christian & Bsrbee
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07
Met Her Fate.

Little Ethel-Your sister is engaged,
isn't shcf
Playmate-Who says SOP
Nobody
Then how do you know"
When the letter carrier rings, she goes
to the door herself. Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07

"SoMETIME ago | WAS troubled with
an attack OF rheumatism. / used Cham
berlsin's pain balm and was completely
cured. I have since advised many Of
my friends and customers to try the
remedy and all speak highly of it,
SIMON GOLDBAUM, San Louis Rey, Cal.
For sale by The Charles Lyle Drug Com.
pany. druggists.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07
Chance for Boys

WIDE-AwAKE boys can make money
selling The ROANOKE TIMES. Apply at
once to Circulation Department and
earn some money to Jingle in your
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-06-07
Produce and Merchandise.

NEW YORK, June 6.-Flour steadier,
better demand; winter wheat, lowgrades,
1.s5@2.5o; patents,2 90@3.25; Minnesota
clear, 2.25@2.65; patents, 3.25@4 10;
low extras, 1.S5@2.50; Southern flour
quiet, steady; common to fair extra. 2. 90
@3 90; good TO choice do, 23O@2.35.
Wheat dull. 2% higher with options ad-
vace checking business; No. 2 red, store
and elevator COX, sfost oOs1; options
wsre active, Irregular, excited and de-
cidedly higher.
vator, AK sfloat; options were fairly
active and M@% up; June, 4416; July,
As; August. 45%. Oats fairly active,
higher; options more active, 1@24
cents higher; June, As; July, 431s; No.
white. June, 45h; July, 4516; spot No.
2, AZ; No. Q white, 47@47%; mixed
Western, 47@4s; white do. 4s@5O. Hay
dull, easy; shipping, 6O@65; good to
choice, 7o@s5 Wool firm, moderate
demand; domestic fleece, 20@25; pulled,
16@25. Beef quiet, steady; family,
12@14.
Molasses, foreign nominal; New Or.
leans, open kettle, good to choice, 27@37,
dull, steady. Peanuts quiet. Coffee
options steady. 10000 points down;
June. 14.7o; August. l4.Os@14.15;
DSOOh4OOA A"'ooNG oPOV 1elO Qut6tt
steady; No. 7, 15%. Sugar. raw, frmer,
fairly active; fair refining, TIC; re-
fined fairly active. firm; off A, $40
4 q; standard A, 1904 1-16; cut loaf,
n-l6@4T; crushed, 11-J6@4X;
granulated, 1904 3-16. Freights to
Liverpool dull, weak; cotton, 5-64 pence;
grain, k pence.
MANY of the citizens Of Evansville,
Indiana, are never without bottle of
Chamberlain'a cough remedy in the
house." says Jacob Brown, the leading
merchant of the place. This remedy
has proven of so much value for colds,
Group and whooping cough in children
that few mothers who know its worth
are willing to be without 1t. For sale
by The Charles Lyle Drug Company,
druggists.
RECOMMEND Johnson's Magnetic Oil
for rheumatism, neuralgia, sprains,
bruises, lame back; il quickly relieves
pain. Christian & arbee's.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
"CALL 1T ALOAN."

Once upon time, when Republican
state treasurer had gotten away with
SlsO,0OO of the state money, the Press
came to his rescue with the statement
that 1.-THE technical violation of the con-
stitution can be avoided by calling it a
loan instead of Il deposit"
When it WAS developed that G. A..
Smith & Co. had been plundering the
state in pine land deal. the Pioneer
Press explained that Mr.. Pillsbury was
entirely innocent because he was only a
sleeping partner" in the firm of Smith
81 Co.
EX-Alderman and now Secretary
Franklin is in such bad box that the
T.. +. ought to come to his rescue with
a combination excuse. covering both of
the above defenses. 1t might read some
thing like this:
"The selection by the mayor of Aid.
Franklin to be secretary of the fire
board was due to the fact that he was
only sleeping partner of the building
inspector, and the technical violation
of the charter in receiving fifteen dol
lars for his inside pocket can be avoided
by calling it o loan instead of black
mail"
Unless the 2. P. makes some fore
ible defense like this there is danger
that the mayor may resign.
And what would st. Paul do then
poor thing?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
CALL THE GRAND JURY.

1t was grave mistake for the grand
jury TO adjourn for two weeks without
investigating the charges relative to an
alderman levying tribute upon city em-
ployeS.
Time is the essence of some things.
and 1t was eminently SO in this case.
Two weeks gives an opportunity to ''fiX
up' good many things which would
have been brought to the surface it the
jury investigated Immediately.
No one can gainsay that public in
terests demand the investigation, and.
that being The case, it should be so con-
Quoted as to secure the largest infor-
nation.
Judge Willis should call the jury to
convene in special session tomorrow to
take this matter up.
There are rumOrS that similar levles
have been made on other offices, and q
general, as well as specific. inquiry
should be made. it is time to put stop
to men seeking and securing positions
in the city council for the purpose of
selling their Influence"
The public interests are jeopardzed
so long as such offenses remain unpun-
iShed.
Let the grand Jury reasonable. and let
there be light.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

mixing with crowd that liked music
that had some tune to it, but | also
made the embarrassing mistake of
thoroughly enjoying the aforesaid
music. Luckily, before we left nv
friend put me right again by elevating
her classic nose 10 an angle of Az de-
grees. and. with truly aristocratic air.
exclaimed in a dennis ami-ouayer that
echoed four blocks away and would have
admirably suited an opera box party.
"How the clatter of those instruments
CRATES on musical ear" Then re-
allied III what Dlebeian manner had
been acting. for L had actually been
tapping time with my foot and looking
as pleased as Punch" For the sake of
my ignorant readers l must explain that
refer to the English Punch" who
tells what are supposed to be Jokes. but
which some Americans consider conun-
drurRB. Were it not for this explana-
ton feared you might think l referred
to rum punch. | noticed that when a
particularly pretty air was played nv
friend could hardly keep from looking
cheerful, although she reiigiously tried
to look as bored as possible. and a
stranger might have thought from her
expression that sue was carrying a
wreath of tuberoses to her own FL
neral. always feel sorry for people
who try to live above their educations.
Better try to improve your education
and let your feeling Keep pace with it.
Something must be wrong with my
sounding board. My education in art
and music is vague. How often have
disgraced my family by declaring that:
BE she marble or human, prefer an
armed female TO an armless one" l
can't admire an armlees statue Just be-
cause it happened to be a contemporary
of Moses. Her affection creates in me
the profourdest sympathy, but admira-
ton, neverl
But you cannot be too sure of the
heights TO which an unguarded intellect
will soar. have learned to eat caviar
and olives, and can [ be too sure that in
time may not learn to like Venusf
The very thought of those cold, chilly.
hollow-eyed marble statues, staring
hopeiessly into vacancy. has chilled
my pen. E. Il. REICHERT.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
THIS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

The SUNDAY GLOBE is. as usual,
full of features and especially good
reading.
Mrs. Amelia Barr has forcible ar
ticle on drawing Room Drinking;"
DR.. Conway tells of his visit
to the Church of Assist, which
concludes his notes Of foreign
travel; Sam Walter FoSs is keen and
humorous always; prominent sporting
men give their views of the coming
Corbett-Mitchell encounter. and we even
find space (by issuing sixteen pages for
some Hawaiian matter.
All the reader needs TO do is to refer
20 every page of the SUNDAY GLOBE.
and he or she will find something enter
tanning.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
Time to Pu. a stop toIt.

Falrmont News.
The st. Paul GLOBE. in recent a.
itorial, made many sensible comments
Oh the incarceration OF Editor Hoskins.
OF the Alliance Advocate, in the insane
asylum. 1t is claimed by Hoskins
friends that this is merely an eXpedieni
on the part OF his enemies as affortins
an easy and simple means of getting
rid of HIM. No evidence, as far as
given to the public, tends to show thai
he was in any degree dangerous, only 4
attic of. in other words, coming under
lhe general head of Crank This be-
ting on the surface the true condition of
ltfalrs, thorough investigation should
at least be made, and the facts made
known at once. 1t is very convenient
thing, this method OF dispoSing of enc
mics that is, convenient for those VINO
stand in with the powers that be. but
there are features that cannot be alto
gether commended, ara we think it
about time to put 81 stop 10 if.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
THE PUBLIC PULSE.

The smoke from many a factory
chimney is giving the lie 10 CALAMITY
howlers all over the land. - Buffalo
Times.
The income tax appendix to the tariff
bill is so diStasteful to large number
OF Democratic congressman, and has
been received with such disfayOr in the
greater part of the country, that the
passage of tue bill Is not likely TO he
lmperiled by the restoration of this un.
popular and unnecessary fea ture.-
Philadelphia Record.
If Democratic members are true 10
the trust which has been imposed upon
them we should. i'll the near future, per
manently carry this great measure of
reform, and accomplish the first step to-
ward the emancipation OF the Ameri-
can people from commercial thraldom
and oppressive and unnecessary taxa.
tion.-kansas City Times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

THE state banking scheme is not
likely to have smooth sailing through
congress. The consideration of the
matter has been postponed by the COM
mittee on banking until after the tariff
bill shall have been disposed of. This
practically defeats the measure for the
present session, if not for all time.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
In Bad Form.

st. Peter Herald. u! =
The suggestion of one or two newspa-
perS that the Minneapolis people turn
their banquet fund over to the poor is
very ill-timed and not treating those
people with that courtesy which they
deserve. AS the GLOBE very gently
hints, it is not wise to criticise the menu
Of your host nor is it generous to speak
of his ability to provide entertainment.
Minneapolis is able to take care of her.
poor and to properly entertain he
guests. The suggesting to the contrary
Is In bad form.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

WHY not send the tariff question over
to Dole and Queen Lii and divert their
minds by controversy on that subject?
they would both die of old age before
they understood the topic any better
than congress does, and then Hawaii
could take start de nOvo, with Spreck-
els for king. There is sweetness in this
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
Working as Predicted.

Crook ston Times.
The STEVENSON case to compel the re-
duction of wheat rates which was to
have come up on the. 10th inst. has been
postponed indefinitely. This is Just
what the Times predicted. Mr.. Steen-
erson will keep the case dragging along
until after the next election. If he gets
nomination he will make big show
of prosecuting it during the campaign.
If he gets left the case will be dropped.
If the farmers want relief they must
get it in some other way than through
the profess ional politicians.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

demagogues would let them alone, or. if
they had occasion to refer to them, speak
the truth, their relations would be
pleasan.er. and the privations that each
are called upon to endure would be
borne in more cheerful mood. The
corporations. as rule. are employing
ali the men they can afford to pay, and
TO attempt more would be to court bank
rmnfcV
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

MUCH can be said. and we'll said, too.
in an hour; and there is therefore 10
hardship in confning speeches on the
tariff bill III the house to that time. The
man who wants to talk longer time
simply wants to make nuisance of
himself, and should be abated.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

aid materially Ia crowding with a varie d
interest the 344 pages of this novel work
OF Western newspaper men.
The book concludes with a history of
the club by H. P. Hall. Tie whole
combined is novel as we'll as enter
tanning production.
The Revenue" which the club ex-
acts is three dollars per volume, cash
OH delivery. Orders can be addressed
to Harry W. Wack. room 81, Gilfillan
block, who has had charge Of the publ
cation, or to any member Of the club.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

THE directors of the worlds fair do
not propose to be held liable for any
further losses by fire at Jackson Park,
and have ordered the immediate re-
moval of all exhibits stored in the build
ings. Itis still doubtful if the exposition
can be held for the recent losses, but
they have wisely concluded to guard
against contingencies.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

In AN interview in the American Cit
zen, published yesterday, Paul Quehl
Indignantly denies Paul Martins state
ment that he is an A. P. A. If this
thing keeps on, Paul Martin and Cole
han will soon be fiocking by them
selves. The few that remain are leav-
ing instanter, lest their connection with
it may be discovered.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

LILLIAN RUSSELL is to be married
again. this time to a tenor named Peru
gini. The prospective groom is only
twenty-nine years of age, and needs a
mature and experienced wife TO look
after him. Few women have hau Il
livelier or more diversified experience
in the wife business than Lillian.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
President of the Whole Club.

Midway NeWS.
In the election of DR.. Conway to the
presidency of the Press club the Jour-
nalistic fraternity Of st. Paul has
shown. in splendid manner, It's abil-
ity to rise above mere personal pique
aud ambition and TO recognize meri-
torious talent backed up by liberalitY
of ideas and energy of character. DR..
Conway will not be the president of
faction but of the whole club. 80 rf
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

II THE old-fashioned Methodist re-
vivals, which are no longer regularly
billed, there was always an anxious
seat conspicuous. Just now there is
an innovation On the old plan, and a
party of st. Paul politicians are fill
ing the ''anXious seat" to over
flowing without having souls in any
proper shape to be saved. There is
even fear that their presence on the
''anxious seat is prima facie evidence
that their souls are beyond salvation.
The good old way may have been the
best in the long run, but on the modern
plan, if you have 1915 in your inside
pocket" you are entitled to hold down
the seat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

CHICAGo's new postmaster has al
ready become alarmed for his personal
safety, and threatens to move out of the
poStotfice unless needed repairs are
made. The postmaster is a handsome
man, with luXuriant auburn side whis-
kers, and ii would be pity to mar his
beauty by burying him beneath an ava
lanche of stone and mortar. 1t is. there
fore, to be hoped that the government
will attend to repairing the rickety old
structure without the least unnecessary
delay. Chicago without Wash Hesing
ard his picturesque whiskers would be
a barren ideality indeed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

THERE is good deal of nonsense in
the talk of the tariff on foreign books
being tax On learning. The truth of
the matter is that foreign publications
eau be reproduced i'll this country at a
less cost than they can be printed for
in Europe, and they are being so pro-
duced daily. An international copy
right law would, however, destroy the
business Of republication. when the
case would be different. The copyright,
not the tax, is the protection that au-
thorS demand.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

THERE is good reason for alarm in the
breaking out of smallpox among the
guests of one of Chicago's crowded
lodging houses. Half a dUzen cases
have already developed. and 200 men
have been exposed to the contagion. 1t
is to be feared that serious outbreak
of the disease will ensue, notwithStand-
Ing that the authorities have taken en-
-ergetic measures to prevent it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

THE question of imposing an income
tax is to be made an independent prop
osition in the house. The managers of
the tariff bill have come to the conclu.
sion that if made portion of that meas
ure 1t would seriously jeopardize its
success. This is sensible conclu-
sion. There is great diversity of
opinion among Democrats as to the
expediency of such tax, and re.
luctance to make it test of party
fealty. The measure may be approved
by congress, yet it could scarcely be
hoped that it would pass except through
the application of the party lash, and
this is impractlcable at present.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
Eastern Advertising Office Room Al,
Times Euildinr, New York.

WASHINGTON BUREAU, I4o5 F ST. NV.
Complete files of the GLOBE alwayskept en-
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit andayail themselves
of The facilities of our Eastern Offices while
Ill New York and Washington.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
"FOR REVENUE ONLY. !"
A NOVEL, ENTERTAINING AND UNIQUE
PUBLICATION
THE PRESS CLUB BOOK OUT.

Descriptive Review OF Its Contents
and Mechanical Execution-A
Variety Not Found in Any Vol
ume Extant = Combination of
Gall and Talent in 344 Pages
Mirth and Literature Hand In
Hand.
The press club book, "For Revenue
Only" was finally issued yesterday. Its
delivery will begin tomorrow morning.
Its exterior challenges the admiration
OF the most critical eye. As Keats has
truly said. "A thing of beauty is Joy
forever" aud the press clubs product
is certainly as artistic as good taste and
talent could well make it. Bound in
old-gold cloth, its sides are embossed
with design by one of the club MEM
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

TANrMANY has given 100000 IN aid of
the unemployed of New York city.
Tammany can well afford it. Most of
the unemployed owe their hardships
largely to the share the political bosses
have had in bringing about existing
conditions. And besides, the poor of
the metropolis are largely the creatures
of Tammany, and do its bidding blindly
in all affairs political. Why should not
the tiger provide for his own political
household
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
After the BrawI.

He Gin anger)-I don't know why we
men marry any way; women are such
fools.
She (sweetIy)-ThaRs just the reason,
dear.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

JERRY SIMPSON created quite sensa-
ton by his speech in the house Friday
i'll favor of the Wilson tariff bill. He
displayed as an object lesson a coat such
as Kansas farmers are obliged to buy
for much more than its real value, and
pleaded that if they are to pay high
prices for clothing they should be given
decent goods. Jerry is evidently sound
on the tariff question, whatever he may
be on the questions of finance.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
SrNnAN AInNE

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
! VI in advance. $1,000 3 mos. i'll ady..S 30
N in advance. 90 5weeksln adv. oO
one month. ....S Soc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
Candidates Barred

Fergus Falls Journal
ked Wing Republican: A. T. Keorner,
a member of the Republican state com.
mittee, has rendered his resignation on
the ground that. as candidate for state
treasurer. he could not longer remain
on the committee.
Mi. Koerner is right. The office
holders as well as candidates ought to
be barred from the committee.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14
Big Bargains in Our
New Shoe Dept.

Slippers Observation-Disclosures. lee
Oxford Ties. -. -. ~ 4<c
Oxford Ties, bright DOngOla. S5c
Ladies' Fine Button or Lace
Shoes, SIPS and $3.50 goods, in
one lot; .,......... SIC
Ladies' Bright Dongola Button
Shoes. worth 81 and $3.50: our
Fair Sale price. go. $50
One lot Children's Bright Dongola
Button Shoes, lac, 20c, 4Oc and 45c.
Mems Congress or Lace Shoes. csc
Mems g 80 Shoes 20 for. ~
Children Rubters. ... Sc
Ladies' RubberS ... 3jc
Mems Arc tics " Soc
Mems Rub berS. .......... 45c
Chiidrehs Arctlcs.. BOG
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

TRl-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday "Wednesday
and Frday)
u i'll ADVANCE 81 90 mos. in adv..Sz w
months in advance 81 W.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

The New Press Club President.
ST. Cloud Journal-Press.
1t goes without saying that DR.. Con.
way Is one OF the brightest and ablest
newspaper men in St. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-14

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
telNed. AcCless all letters and kilograms to
TIE GLOBE. ct. Paul. MINI.