The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1894-03-03
SALHAGuIDI.

Uue o cur conductors likes inuem.
Gcca so murl he drops freight on his
toes SO he can stay there.
They say Waterman Springer got
the wrong person by the limb when he
was calling II fireman aross the river.
Women have talked less last inontl,
then they will any other month in the
year-because the month was shorter
Logan Nation.
Col. Atkins will appeared IN the dra-
matte stage at innemucca. Ii you
see him here after March 2nd you'll,
know how it came about.
Ella Worthington, a colored woman
living near Chattanooga, Tenn, CAV,
birth recently to triplets, two oil whom.
were black and one white.-Ex
The Colusa Sun strikes from the
shoulder when it says the law t,preveai
a boy from smoking cigarettes grows
upon a tree In the fo,m OF a good swilcl .
An Indiana athlete who was supposed
to be dying OF dyspepsia two years ago
has lived since that time on ice cream.
Hence it follows that all girls are dys-
peptic athletes.
j. r. Graham rested the muzzle of the
self acting shotgun ON the second toe o.
left foot and m%onkeyed with the trigger.
Mr.. Il. is at the Reserve, the toe is at
Wadsworth. They are both doing we'll.
When Tom Berry and Brooks Nc
Clane were riding up the street with the
hind wheels of the buggy wliere the
front ones should be, Tom swelled with
pride until his back strap broke. He
thought the people were looking at him.
The following story was told by g
knight of the grip about an lrishman
who was out of work and made the
following comparison: ABE Lincoln
and Grover Cleveland are the greatest
men that ever breathed." A %bystander
admitted the greatness of Mr.. Lincoln,
but wanted to know what Cleveland ever
did to be classed with Lincoln. "Be
jabers," said the Irishman, Lincoln
freed all the nagers and Cleveland has
freed all the workingInen-I haven't
had a days work since he was elected"
A story is going the rounds of the
papers to the effect that a married lady
had a birthday anniversary, q few days
since, upon which her husband present.
ed her with a pretty piano lamp. He
was much fattered when she told him
she intended to give it his name, until
he asked her reasons for SO peculiar a
proceeding "Well," said she, "you
know, dear, it has a good deal of brass
about it, it is handsome to look at,
requires a good deal OF attention, is not
remarkably brilliant, is sometimes IN
steady on its legs, liable to explode when
only half full, flares up occasionally, is
Away out at bedtime, and is bound to
SMOKE" :,
The editor Of an exchange lives in a
house hall way between a church and a
dance-hall. One night there was a
meeting at the church, and a dance in
the hall, and the editor sat on the YER
anda and took in the situation, jotting
down the following which he heard:
Let us pray-all salute-we beseech thee
to-join hands and-draw near-circle
to the left-listen to us-first four for
ward and back-as we-all promenad -
kneel beforehand balance all-present
our petition-grand right and left-for
Christ's sake-seat your partners. The
editor was saddened at the ~degeneracy
of the town, and went off and joined q
baseball club.
The following is an essay in the May
field Monitor by one Of the towns pre-
%cocious youngsters: ANY girl that will
let one boy kiss her will let any other
one that wants to. So with a drnnkard
after he takes his first drink he is sure
to take his second. The other day there
were two young pc ,ple, about twelve or
thirteen years Of age; they were what
people call sweethearts, and were having
a nice time in an innocent way, until
the boy intrnded on their bliss by ask
ing her to let him kiss her. She con
sented, and today any boy that wants to
can kiss her. Girls don't let any boy
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