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The herald., 1894-10-05

A C. BRODERSEN, ATTORNEY AND COUN-
N. selor-at-law, 2ll and 2l2 Stimson block,
second floor. Tel. l10l.
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PERSON l..

A WONDERFUL MEDICINE FOR FEMA ALE
IA irregularities from whatever cause; it
never fails to give relief or money refunded;
thirty five years experience. Address DR.. A.
J. GIEBNER. 215 E. First st. 9-22 I'm
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r lNE ADVERTISING.

q
!: The most direct method OF reaching the :
=. public and making known your ::
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THE NEWPORT = NEW HOUSE; FIRST
Il class, in every particular; all outside
rooms, elegant and comfortable, at reasonable
rates; hot and cold baths all day. free. lao
L. Fourth street, nearly opposite Westminster
hotel,
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DALMISTRY-MLL RITA, SCIENTIFIC
i palmist. will give free reading to every
purchaser of book. 652 S. Broadway, corner
Seventh. 1O-4 1t
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DROF. j. II. SMITHS PATENT HORSE
Il shoes are doing great work on horses; we
guarantee to cure all lameness in horses feet
or ask no pay; we have treated large number
of horses that were thought incurable, and
in every case were successful; this patent is
for sale as shop, county and state rights; any
horseshoer can operate these shoes as well as 1
can, when they buy the right; bring your lame
horses and have them examined free; remem-
ber, it costs you nothing whore no benefit is
received. PROF. J. II. SMITH, specialist of
horses feet, 74S s. Main ST., or p. o. box 700.
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TTENTION-THE WORLD HAS NEVER
A SEEN HER EQUAL.

NERs. PARKER, LIFE READING CLAIR
lvl voyant; consultations on business, min.
eral locations, law suits. removes disease, love-
marriage, etc Take University electric car to
Forester avenue and Hoover street, go west
street. second house on Vine street west of
Vermont avenue. $50 tt
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NEFDIU MS.

A STBURY BANJO STUDIO, POTOMAC
"A block. 2l7 s Broadway. 7-stf
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A STBURY SHORTHAND AND TYPEWRIT-
IA ing school, Potomac blk, 217 S. B'dway.7stf
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SITUATIONS w.NrEp-FEmA ALE.

MANIFESTATION By MAN AND WIFE.
w Ranch work. Address WORK, box 80
this office los lot
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ED-SIrUATION-TwO YOUNG MEN
w from the south want employment at any
work they can find no objection to country;
small wages expected: Address Box 40, this
office. 10-5 3t
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GAAOLINE ENGINEa.
GARDEN wooD WORK.

SECOND-HAND, NEARLY NEW, ONE 3 Al
- one 6-horse gasoline engine. UNION G
ENGINE CO. 1l4 Requena st.
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FOX KENT-RoOms.

EOR RENT-3-ROOM HOUSE ON GRAND
Il ave-. between Eighth and Ninth SITS. lO4 81
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V>HE NASHVILLE, 236 WINSTON ST.; IL
i blocks from postoffice; comfortable rooms;
rates very cheap. 9-6 om
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CITY AND COUNTY OFFICIAL FREE LABOR
" bureau, 240 New High St, telephone 1853,
and lAborers, W. A. WHITE, Manager.
ll-10tf
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vxTE SELL THE STAR OIL WE'LL DRILLING
w machines and many Others CHAS. II.
PARKER & CO., 4311a s. Spring ST.. Agents
for the American Well orks. 1O-4 tt
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EoR sALE-AT A BARGAIN-COMPLETE
4 set oil well tools. Apply d. MCFARLAND,
430 Bradbury building. 100 ct
EoR sALE-oLD PAPERS IN QUANTITIES
Il to suit, at this Office.
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HELP wAsrED-MALE.

VNTANTED--ALL NEEDING HELP, FREE
w employment or any information, address
Z. N1TT1NGER'S BUREAU. established 1850.
Office. 3l91s s. Spring ST.; residence, Adj
Hope ST., corner Fifth, Los Angeles. Cal Iele-
phone ll3. SIG tt
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SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.

WANTED = SITUATION AS CoACHOIAN
w and gardener by a first-class coachman,
thoroughly competent and good driver ED
AUSTIN, 4l6 Main ST., room 80. 10-4 st
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WANTED = 36 LADIES FOR OPERA
w chorus. Address ROMAN, Hoffman house,
Los Angeles. stating range of voice and ex-
perience, if you have any. 10-4 2t
w ANTED A LADY BOOKKEEER AND
w stenographer, must be about so and had
experience; easy work. Address F. H. box 40,
this office. $50 II
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EN"s. COPY vs'TtSH, Ero
EJATENIS tUk INVENIlUNs IN Ali, t,OIIN.
tries obtained, bought and sold Trade
marks, copyrights, ETC., by s. J. DAY & CO.,
patent attorneys, rooms 232-233 Bradbury
building, Los Angeles. Established 1si9 2Stf
HAZARD & TOWNSEND, 9 DoWNEY
IL block. Tel. BAT, Los Angeles II2Itf
EHH EXCHAN9E.
L'OR EX HANGE--GENTLE FAMILY HORSE
IL Tor carpenter nR, cement worker, brick
work. Apply Zoo Brooklyn avenue 10-4 3t
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T HAVE REMOVED MY LIVERY AND SALE
L stables to 1928 Also ST.; first-class rigs at
reasonable rates; special care given to board
ers. 1. WICKERSHAM. 9-22 I'm
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GASO-THIs PLACE is THE BEST FRUIT,
eD4,DU tobacco and general refreshment
stand in town; centrally located and hss been
established for years. ROYCE g. PULLMAN,
147 S. Broadway. 1913 If
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MO FOOT; NO HORSE-HoRSEs sHOD AC-
IN cording to nature and agreeable to art.
Shoes made for all diseases OF the feet. GOOD
WINS SHOEING SHOP, 264 S. Los Angeles
street.
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CARMELLo, BUSINESS MEDIUM; MENTAL
~ questions answered on all matters; correct
diagnosis OF disease. Office, 556 S. Hill st.
9-s I'm
CIRCLE TONIGHT BY MISS KATE LAMP
~ man, trance medium. 422 W. Seventh.
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G10N-NICE PLACE ON E. FIFTH ST,
eNlZO suitable for any kind of business run
now as bakery and candy store; cheap rent:
living rooms. ROYCE & PULLMAN, LAY S
Broadway. lO-3 If
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DIG BARGAINS FOR SPOT CASH AT
ID "BRENTs,'' 410 s. Spring st.
A NEW SECOND HAND STORE WANTS
IA goods. ETCHISON & LANE, GIT S. Spring
street.
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EOR SALE-A FIRST-CLASS DELICACY
IL and short order house; location No. /;
one-half cash, balance monthly payments; re-
ceipts now $3.50 per day; must be sold as
parties go to Arizona in 10 days; call between
and 10 or and 4, at 449 S. Hill st. 10-5 st
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DAKERS-A WELL ESTABLISHED BAKERY
ID and bread route; also eating house; stu.
ated in brick building near Glenwood hotel
and just north OF the opera house; outfit COM
plete, $780, Address CITY BAKERY, 674
Main street. Riverlide, Cal 25tf
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uENRY HEERDT-GARDEN WOOD WORK
II q specially. 1918 S. Main st.
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TSOR RENT-NEWLY FURNISHED, "a
Il rooms single or en- suite; most desirable
for the best patronage; baths, gas and kitchen
priYileges. Sll West SIKH street.
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" = = y y 8 = = y ~ ~ y - = = = =
W7ANTED-21@ OR 3 ACRES SOUTH OR
w southwest OF city; good land and cheap;
improved, if cheap enough; clean side oi
street. Box "a. Covina, Cal. 1t
yXTANTED-HOUSES; TO 10 ROOMS;
w also vacant lots; must be bargains.
JOHN l. 'PAVKoVICH, 220 West First.
8 30 st
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08

The barbarian is, in fact, the most
uncompromising incarnation and
typical representative of conserva-
tism, and it is the survival of the
barbarian temper of mind that con-
stantly hampers progress and hinders
reform in modern times. His daily
life is the dullest routine and would
be unbearable were it not the out
come and expression of the general
rigidity and sterility of his intellect.
He treads religiously in the footsteps
of his forefathers generation after
generation, the whole mass moving ON
bodily and mentally in single file, as
is the custom with savages.
He is the stubborn foe Of all limo
vations and Furnishes as treason
against the tribe every deviation
from the beaten trail. Under such
circumstances no social TRANSFORMED
ton can be effected without fierce
battle and bloodshed. In the print
tive history of mankind, as in the
early physical history of the globe,
great changes are uniformly the re-
suit of great commissions. Popular
Science Monthly.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08

Pastor Gottschalk of the Berlin
Founding house i'll Hong-Kong draws
a somber picture of the effects of the
custom of polygamy among the Chi
nese. Among these is a lack of mar
~riageable girls. AT present girls are
sold at a very high price. A girl of
IA to 16 can scarcely be purchased
for less than $100-a price which, as
Herr Gottschalk quantity says, poor
people can Ill afford" Some buy for
their infant son an infant wife, who
is occasionally nursed at the same
breast as her future husband. If this
economical device fails, the matter is
regarded as serious, as they may have
no offspring to perform the sacrifices
at their tombS.
Young girls, adds Mr. Gottschalk,
dare not leave their homes for fear
Of being kidnapped, a they not infre-
quently are. In a place one days
journey from Hong-Kong three or
four years ago 20 young girls were
stolen in a night, taken on board a
junk and carried no one knew with
er. Unfortunately the Berlin Found
ling house derives no benefit from
the brisk demand for manageable
girls, partly because the institution
limits its choice of suitors to Chinese
Christians, and partly because there
is in China a superstitious belief that
an evil fate hangs over a founding
| girl.-London News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
AtmOsDherica1 CuriOs,

If it were possible for one to rise
above the stratum of air which sur
rounds the planet earth, the sun
would appear to the observer as a
huge, sharply outlined ball of fire,
while everything else would be
wrapped in impenetrable darkness.
This is true because we know that
there could be no sensation of light
conveyed to the brain without an at
mosphere for the suns rays to act
upon. But, Oh the contrary, if the
earth's atmosphere extended to a
height of 700 miles instead of As or
so, as is probably the case, the suns
heat and rays could never penetrate
it.
Had such have been the state of
things Sin the beginning" this earth
would never have been populated
with it's varied forms of animal life.
But should such a state of affairs ac-
cidentally be brought about through
some unknown agency every vestige
of animal life would perish from the
face of the earth in a very short time,
and the terrors of starvation would
be augmented u thousand fold by the
fact that everything would be wrap
ped in darkness darker than the black
est midnight.-St. Louis Republic.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
Where the LAWYERS Sat,

The circuit court was sitting in a
New Hampshire town. It was a cold
evening, and a crowd of lawyers had
seated themselves around the hearth
in the village inn when a belated
traveller, benumbed with cold, en-
tered the room. AS none of the law
yers offered to make room near the
fire, he sat in the back part of the
room.
A smart young lawyer addressed
him, and the following dialogue took
place:
you look like a traveller"
SWELL, I suppose I am. 1 came all
the way from Wisconsin afoot, at any
rate"
"From Wisconsin? What a long
distance you had to travel!"
"Waal, I did it anyhow"
"Did you ever pass through hell in
any of your journeys?"
Eyes, sir. I passed through the
outskirts"
II thought likely. Could you tell
us what L the manners and GUS
toms of that place? Several Of us
would like to know"
ooh, you will find them the same
as in this place. The lawyers always
sit nearest to the re."-Boston Her
aid,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
His Sense of Honor.

A Russian peasant was, for some
offense or other, declared to have for
feited all special rights and privileges.
The full gravity of the punishment
was brought home to him as follows:
"Henccforth you can never be ap'
pointed headman of your village (the
peasant bowed, nor be called as a
witness Che bowed again, nor serve
on a jury (another bow, nor enlist
as a soldier"
The peasant bowed deeper still and
said:
"Your honor, would it not be pos
sible to relieve me of the duty of pay
ing taxes?"
Another version is to the effect
that the peasant expressed his thanks
and earnestly pleaded:
Gould you not manage at the
same time to relieve my son, Mikol-
ka, of these rights?"-Scewernski
Westnik.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
To Fill Out the Checks.

Most faces that are thin are apt to
be hollow between the upper and
lower jaws, and two exercises +
recommended for filling out the
cheeks. Take two small pieces of
rubber, such as come at the ends of
lead pencils, and insert on each side
Of the mouth between the back
teeth. Close the teeth on them and
chew, spreading the teeth only just
far enough to keep the rubbers in
their places and shutting them with
all the force possible. After this put
the forefnger in the mouth and rub
it against the cheek, pressing it out
ward in every way, reaching as far
back as possible. 1t is said hat by
regularly following facial exercises
daily the face may be kept rounded
and firm in its outlines, and that even
old and relaxed muscles may be
greatly strengthened and improved.
America.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
HIS SEPULCaRAL "CINCH."
How Old Sport Missed the Correct Inter
probation of q Tin

How Old Sport Missed the Correct Inter-
probation of a Tip.
Am I superstitious2 Not for some
years now" observed the old sport
as he uptilted the glass. why,
haven't l ever told you of that great
tip l got once out at st. Louis. 1 got
up one morning resolved to play the
nags and play them strong. 1 got a
racing card and studied the entries
carefully. l didn't know anything
about pedigrees, for my lay was the
green cloth. l just determined the
game was nothing but guessing the
winner, and I wasn't going to allow
anybody to fool me with any lead
pipe cinches.' I'd guess myself.
well, sir, I walked out on the
street and kept running the names of
those horses through my hand.
Block and block l walked. Every
once in awhile l would look up to
see about where l was. Blame me, if
every time I took my latitude, if l
wasn't just passing an undertaker's
establishment. Finally I stopped to
go back to the hotel, and what do you
suppose was in the vacant lot on that
corner2 A tombstone factory. The
matter fastened itself on my mind.
1t haunted me. | felt clammy and
blue.
II pulled out the card and read
among the entries, &C. K. Cotfin's CHI.
g. Old Mortuary.'
II saw it. The winner was fore.
Swallowed. AT the track some one
told me that Coffin was a Kentucky
horse breeder, but came from Scot
land and had a habit of getting as
near as possible 20 the characters in
SCOTS novels in naming his blooded
stock.
"Old Mortuary was a long shot
20 to i. put up my last so on him
and went into the stand to think over
how 1 would spend that 81, 900.
THE bell-the scoring-they're off
six of them.
"Old Mortuary dropped dead in the
half mile stretch, and l was dead
broke.
''Those gravestones and undertake
er shops were a sepulchral cinch; but
boys, I didn't interpret them right
Since then l don't play the snow gie
because the sky is gray."-New York
Herald.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08

Have you ever noticed with what
fiendish glee a man listens to an at
tempted argument between-two wom-
ena say attempted" because I am
rather inclined to agree with the man
in his opinion that women are wise
by instinct, but foolish by reason.
Men generally have great faith in a
woman's intuition, but little in her
reasoning powers. l believe a man
thoroughly hates the woman who
beats him in an argument, and it is a
wise arrangement of providence that
few are able to accomplish it.-Phila-
delphia Press.
A Sad Story.
Little Ethel had to write a COM
position bout Pocahontas.
Mother-I presume the teacher told
you all about her, didn't she?
Little Ethel-Yes'm, and her life
was real sad. She saved a mans life,
and he didn't marry her after all, an
she had to hunt up some one else.-
Good News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
Advice Wanted.

"You newspaper men know most
everything, don't yous" asked the
woman with the square chin as she
planted herself in a chair alongside
the editorial desk.
The editor lodged a direct answer
by asking the woman what was the
trouble.
at is jist this away" she said.
"You see, I went to see a lawyer last
week to see about gittin a divorce an
paid him $25 in advance. Yistiddy
the old man got run over with a coal
cart an got his back broke, an OF
course I don't need NJ divorce from
a dead man, an I want to knowi if the
lawyer can keep that money, OF can
I make i'm chip it in fer funeral ex'
pensesf"-Indianapolis Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
She Lacked RepOse.

my dear" said MI. Chugwater,
cit pains me to see your lack of con-
troll in little matters. You are too
easily disturbed by trihes. My dear,
I regret to say that you are ruled too
much by those trifling domestic Incl
dents which are inevitable, and there
fore should be received in the proper
spirit. Madam, you need repose of
manner.
~ am sorry to Observe" he contin'
ued, "a growing lack Of that woman
ly dignity of-there. I knew it
felt it. That's the result of buying
things of that fellow Ships. Con-
found him! I'll have his hearts blood
yeti"
"Why, what's the matter, dearG'
asked Mrs. G.
"Matterw he roared. Here's an.
other COMPOUNDED button off my coat
That man isn't fit to make coal sacks7'
London Answers.
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excursion Rates to California Every Dav
in the Month.

III ihe MONTH.
Beginning March 25th the Northern
facihc railroad will sell daily round trir
tickets to California points as follows:
Helena to San Francisco and return,
going via Spokane, Tacoma and Port
land, and returning same way, $75.
10 San Francisco, going via Spokane,
Tacoma and Portland, and returning via
Ogden and Silver Bow, $40.
10 Los Angeles, going and returning
via Spokane, Tacoma and Portland, en-
terlng San Francisco, in one direction,
either going or returning, $50.
10 Los Angeles, going via Spokane,
Tacoma, Portland and San Francisco.
and returning via Sacramento and Oe.
den, $1,000.
Tickets will be limited for sixty days
1or going passage, with return at any
inc within the final limit of six months
Thirty days limited tickets from Hell.
ena to San Francisco and return, Will
llvc admission tickets to the midwintel
ialr, a1e also on sale daily at rate OF
$62.50.
A. ID. EDGAR, Gen. Agt.
Helena, Mont.
CHAs. s. FEE, G.. p. & r.. A.,
st. Paul, MINI.
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Credit In English Clubs.

How much better than ours is the
English system of no credit in clubs
beyond the next day! Itdoesn't make
any difference whether you have
spent sixpence ora monkey, "wheth-
er you have lost a ha'penny or a for
tune at cards, you cannot go on or
dering drinks OF dinner or playing
whist or "bac" until you have paid
the obligations of the previous day.
This is a strict law that applies to the
Duke Of Westminster as well as to
the poorest clerk in a government Of
fee.
There is never any discrimination
or hard feeling e~ngendered. There
is the law. Every one knows it has
got to be obeyed, and it has the
double advantage of protecting the
club treasury and of putting an eff
fectual stop to gambling debts and
wild extravaganza, so far as clubs are
concerned. Aman may owe his tai
lor, bootmaker or bookmaker thou
sands of dollars, but if he is "shy'
on his clubs books he is disgraced
forever.-Cholly Knickerbocker in
New York Recorder.
A NOTABLE STEEL ENGRAVING.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
~ of Small Chanpe.

"HoW go you like this town." asked a
white gentleman of Sam Johnsing, who
had just arrived in a Texas town and
started a barber shop.
DE town am good enuff, but Tze sorry
for de folks. dey am so pore"
'ihere seems to be considerable
wealth." remarked the customer.
Eyes, dar seems to be, but hits all a
snare and a collision. Yesterday I want
ed change foah a S. bill. l hunted all
fru my pockets, and l hain't foun dat rs
bill yet. nebber seed a town where il
was SO hard to git change foah a % bill"
Texas Siftings.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
A TRUSTY
Rex's Broad Grin Was Not to BE Triied
With by Strangers.

With by Strangers.
More than 40 years ago, in 1851, l
visited a party of friends in the Ben
digo goldfields in Australia, where l
was cordially welcomed. Among the
valued possessions of my friends was
an English mastiff, which belonged
to one of the gentlemen.
The good understanding between
myself and the mastiff appeared to
have become so well established dur
ing the evening that on the next day
I left the claim where my friends
were at work to fetch a kettle of tea
from the tent without the least mis-
giving to my reception by him. Rex,
who was always allowed to run loose,
came forward tC meet me. He al
lowed me to stroke his head, and so
far as / could see showed nc interest
in my movements as l entered the
tent and took a drink of the tea, but
when l started to leave the tent with
the kettle of tea in my hand mag
inc my establishment when I saw the
supposed friend Rex facing me and
showing his teeth in a very threaten
ing way. Iput down the kettle, seat
ed myself on the edge of the camp
bed and spoke to him. He wagged
his tail and looked so friendly that
thought l must have made a mistake
about his intentions. Not at all.
The moment I attempted to leave
the tent with the kettle l had reason
to know that Rex's broad grin was
no mere notion, but, ON the contrary,
a real sign that he was true to his
trust as he understood it. talked tc
him again, set down the kettle and
attempted to leave without it. Still
Rex objected. He had his doubts
and determined to give his master
the benefit of them. There was nc
help for it. was held prisoner an(
could do nothing but sit down anC
wait patiently for one of the party tt
come to my relief. No one came un
til nearly two hours later, by which
time my long absence had caused my
friends to suspect that I was being
held prisoner by Rex. I bore the
dog no grudge for his faithful zeal
and in a few days found he would le
me come and go and take whatevel
l wished.-St. Nicholas.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-09-08
THE
Neihart Water Company
aag5sa&1!aa&1!aR&1!aSs53!a aa@D5aaGag01

Has one of the finest water plants
in the United States.
The water is pure, limpid noun
tain spring water, and its supply is
inexhaustible at all seasons of the
year.
The reservoir is located on O'Brien
creek and covers an area of three
acres. 1t contains water to a depth
of fifteen feet, firmly held by a
powerful dam sixteen feet high.
The mains are all of cast iron,
twelve inch, and ninety pounds to
foot.
The pressure in the town of Mel
hart is l4O pounds to the square inch.
Use its water in your houses. 1t
is cheap, convenient and healthful.