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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
HOW COULD IT be WARM?

The Publisher say you are
aspiring to be realistic novelist and
report things as they are?'
The Author Eyes, certainly"
The Publisher Then what in thun.
der do you mean by saying the beau
tiful Boston hostess gave her guest
warm reception? Chicago Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

Illy-'I don't see why the doctor
has to come here twice a day. He
leaves medicine on his first visit
doesn't hep.
Mrs. Illy-"Yes; but he has to
come again in the afternoon to leave
an antidote for the medicine he left in
the morning. Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
EXTREME CANDOR.

Van Goslin Cafter dinner
little wife is handsome woman. /
should think you'd be jealous of her. :"
Host (contidentially)-'"To tell you
the truth, j am. l never invite any
body to my flat tnat any sane woman
would take fancy to. Trade Mark.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
A SHIELD AND BucKLrR.

Miss Gush -"Oh, Colonel, just look
at those magnificent elms. am sure
you love trees"
Colonel Blank Dearly, Miss Gush.
learned to love them during the
war. Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

Wife-'I have confession to make.
l took your last story and sent it to
the Hightone Magazine, and here's
their check"
Struggling Author What! Did
they accept it?"
''Yes.
"Heavensl This is awful! must
be getting paresis. Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
PREPARING FOR 1T.

Soiourning Friend" What is this,
Bella? You have been as busy as
bird all the week, and now this i'm
mense order to the caterer. What is
it for? ?"
Bella-"Hush, dearl Don't tell
anybody. We are making prepara-
tions for surprise party. Judge.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
A Fish with a Corset.

Forest and Stream eaks of Gu.
riou; find IN the Cape Ann fish mar.
kct, at Gloucester Mass. 1t was
nothing less than a mackerel with o
rubber band around the body. The
band had teen put on the fish when
quite small, and stayed there in
spite OF the rapid growth of the
wearcr. The tlsh's body under the
band did not grow, which caused a
depression in the full l.grown body of
about three inches in depth. The
depression was covered with healthy
skin in no way unlike that on the
rest OF the body The fish measured
in length IA inches diameter OF body
each side of the depression I ( inches,
diameter OF depression inches. The
tsh was undoubtedly in a healthy
condition, and the band was strong
and could be stretched like any other
hand.
The peacock throne OF Shlh Jehan
was valued at $40, 900, O00 his crown
1T Sl2,0o0,000 and when he died
$40, 100000 in gems was found in
his treasury.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
United in Misfortune.

Tramp-Give me dime, please.
l haven't had anything to cat in
three days.
Citizen-Shake, Old man. NV
wife's been doing the cooking, too,
about that long. Detroit Free Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
HUNTING FOR THn SEAT OF DISEASE.

"Jobson wanted to know
to-day if you had any more of those
mullins you made yourself.
Wife-.'fhen you must ask him to
ten agair,.
Husband-"He said his doctor
wanted to analyze one. Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

Mrs. Hicks-''Dick teased in vain
for two years before he got his bi-
cycle.
Mrs. Dicks. &c How did his Uncle
Ned happen to buy it for him?"
Mrs. Hicks-"I don't know he took
a sudden dislike to the boy. Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
ANOTHER SPECIES.

Grown "Had terrible time in the
Office to-day. A crank called, aud it
was ali we could do to get him out"
,iones-"A dynamite crank?"
Brown-"No; baseball crank. -
Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
ACCORDING TO THE CALENDAR.

What IS so rare rs day in June?"
asked Aunt Mary, quoting from her
lavorite poet.
The 10Th OF February" said Ardy.
Halo.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
EXPERT OPINION,

''dere," the appreciative dino mu-
SCUM manager, as he watched the big
'lengshoreman handle the great casks
of sugar; "why don't you give up
this dollar-a-day Job and go in the
Human Hercules biz? You're too
strong to work Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
INFIRaIITY.

Mr. Kornblum-"Ho-y do You like
Looking Backward, Miss Wrinkles ?"
Miss Wrinkles -"Of course | am
aware that ] am cross-eyed, but am
not accustomed to have my infrmity,
Mr.. Kornblum, made the subject of
conversation by strangers. Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

with local applications, as they cannot reach
the seat OF the disc use. Catarrh is blood or
constitutional disease, srd in order to cure
u you must ta(e internal remedies. Halls
rnctly "n the blood and mucous surface. Halls
tatarrh Cure is rot aquack medicine. 1t was
prescribed bv one OF the best physicians In this
country for years, and is regular prescription.
IL Il compose of the best tonics known, COM
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di-
rectly on tho mucous surfncrs: The perfect
combination of the two Ingredients Is what
produces such wonderful results in curing ca
tarrh. Send for testimonials free.
+. J. CHENEY & Co. Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Over 81 900 patents on inventions were
....l. L.. l,ir. MI LIZ
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
Catarrh Cannot lie Cured

or every 100 miles of railway in the world
ii are in the United States.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
GIRL TALK.

Nellie - "Miss Sereleaf is very
strong minded"
Stella-"Yes. She developed its
strength by trying to remember
things that happened when she was
young. Pick -Me-Up.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

Wife-"You sit right still might
get married again, you know. -
Hello.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

"BRows's BRoSCHtAi. TRoCHES" arc widely
known as an admirable remedy for Bronchitis
Hoarseness, Coughs and Throat troubles. Sold
Unlu IN DOreS.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

Bunker-"I understand your house
was burned down the other night.
Sorry to hear 1t, old man. And you
had such fine library, too.
Hlll--"But most OF my books were
saved"
Bunker-"By the tiremen?"
Hlll-"Oh, no. My friends had
previously borrowed them. Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
In ENGLAND there were formerly 223 ofIensas
punishable with death

pr. Kilrler's SwAMP-RooT cures
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and Consultation free.
Labratory Binghampton, NY.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

Is sold on guarantee. 1t cures Incipient Con.
sumption; it is the Best Cough Cure; %5c., Soc 81
Ifamicted with sore ey IS uso DR.. Isaac Thomp
scn's water. Drug lists sell at 2ic per boiLle
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14
The skill and KNOWLEDGE

Essential to the production of the most perfect
and popular laxative remedy known have en-
nbied the California Fig Syrup Co.to achieve a
great success in the reputation of its remedy.
syrup OF Figs, ms ii is conceded to be the uni
rersal laxative. For saleby nll druggists.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

I''""."'' So the great power of the future
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-05-14

Over q. 900 patents on inventions were
issued in this country in 1889
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
FOR REPRESENTATIVE.

We are authorized to announce
NJ. /. Cover, as a candidate for re- cleo
ton to the Office of Representative of
Lawrence County, in the 49th. Gen
eral Assembly Of Tennessee; subject to
the action Of a democratic convention
or primary.
We are authorized to announc II. b
Sowell, a candidate for Representative
of Lawrence County. in the 10th. Gen,
eral Assembly of Tennessee; subject to
the action Of the democratic party.
We are authorized to announce j II.
Mickey, a candidate for the office of
Representative of Lawrence County, in
the 49th. General Assembly of Tenn;
subject to the action of the democratic
party.
We are authorized to announce
d. /. Kelley as a candidate for the
office of Representative of Law
renee County in the 10th, General
Assembly of Tennessee, subject to
the action of the Democratic party.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
WEST ARID SOUTH.

Prof. Benjamin II. Simpson; assistant
professor of systematic theology at the
university of Chicago divinity school
S dead at his home in Morgan Park.
Tie had been a pastor for ten years be-
fore coming to the university.
The national congress summoned to
alect president of the French repub-
lie in place of the martyred NJ. Carnot,
net at Versailles on the 9th ult, and
elected NJ. Casimir-Perier on the first
ballot.
N G, Leighton, a well-known bust
ness man of Minneapolis Mimi, shot
himself dead on the Goth ult lie left
note saying he could not bear the
pain of an internal malady.
The explosion of can of gasoline in
a lace cleaning establishment at Min
neapolis, Mimi, on the goth ult. set fire
to the building, Philomena Fisher
jumped from the second-story window
and was fatally injured The building
was damaged to the extent of $4,000.
Col. II. G. Parsons, the owner of
Natural Bridge, Va, was shot and in
stantly killed at Clifton Forge, Va, on
the 10Th ult. The shooting was done
by a railroad conductor named Il. A.
GOODWIN, whom Col. Parsons had re-
ported for neglect of duty.
The big Riverside iron works at Ben
wood, w. Va, which haze been idle
about three months, were placed i'll full
operation on the Goth ult The mills
employ 1000 hands, who are working
on the Knights of Labor scale
l.. c. Ellsworth, assignee of the
Chamberlain Investment Company of
Denver, Col, recently sold assets of the
company, the face value of which was
over 50 900, at auction for $1,000.
At Chicago Judge Payne on the 3Oth
granted a stay of execution in the case
Of the assassin, Prendergast. Prcnder-
gast was sentenced to be hanged July
9, bat the court announced that the
execution of the sentence will be de-
ferred until the present insanity hear
ing is concluded.
Almost the entire business portion Of
Bayou Sara, La, was destroyed by fire
on the LIST.
A mob of alleged strikers set fire to u
railway bridge near Birmingham, Ala,
on the LIST. When Waterman McLain
, attempted to eXtinguish the flames, he
was shot and fatally wounded and his
12-year-old daughter was shot in the
hips with fatal results.
A coal famine prevails at Pueblo,
Col, owing to the strike of the south
ern coal miners. On the lst not n dol
lars worth of coal was for sale in the
city, and unless relief comes the steel
works and smelters will have to shut
down.
BENJAMIN G. Perkins, the Linden
agent for the American Express Com
pany and the Monon and Clover Leaf
railroads, is under arrest at Crawforls-
vile, Ind, charged with embezzlcmcnt
of a large sum Of money. Perkins has
acknowledged his guilt.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
WASHINGTON.

On the 2Sth ult. Judge McComas
sentenced George jackson, Max Belt
Frank jackson, Bob Coats and William
Bowman, all colored, to the Albany
pcnitentiary for a period of twenty-five
years each. The prisoners had been
convicted of having on June ii criml-
nally assaulted colorcd woman named
Henrietta Storried.
In executive session on the Goth ult
the senate confirmed the nomination
OF William Bigler to be assistant United
States treasurer at Philadelphia.
The president has approved the find
ing of the court martial which recon-
mended the dismissal of Lieut.. Marcus
Maxwell. Lieut.. Maxwell was sta
toned at Omaha and was charged with
duplicating his accounts and of conduct
unbecoming gentleman.
Indictments have been found by the
Washington grand jury against brokers
Chapman, of New York, ana John Me
Can they, of Washington, for refusing
TO answer certain questions asked them
by the senate sugar investigation COM
mittec.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
LATTER NEWS.

Two negroes at Dover, KY, held up
tin peddler on the public highway
and robbed him of $4.SO and a small
pack
The government troops in the Kore-
an rebellion met with repeated defeats.
Disaster after disaster follow each
other.
st. Johns Baptist church, at Green
vile, Miss, and the suburban street
car stables were blown down in a
storm.
VIM. G. Greene, lifelong associate
of Lincoln and Yates and an honored
citizen of Illinois, died at his home in
Tallulah, ILL.,, Sunday night,
At Bain's Landing, just north of
Greenville, Miss, colored church was
demolished by a severe storm. Martha
Winfield was killed and six others bad
ly injured.
Ten houses have been destroyed and
twenty-five badly damaged by fire at
Budapest. The loss is 5000 forms.
During the confagration a wall fell,
killing two policemen and injuring
several firemen,
Henry Volger, a night Waterman,
shot and almost instantly killed VIM,
Strut, a carpenter, at Syracuse, n. Y,
Monday. He then put bullet into his
own right temple. The cause of the
act was jealousy.
The w. O. Peoples Grocery Co, whole
sale, in Chattanooga, Tenn, filed a
deed of trust Monday, naming A. j..
Flemister as trustee to secure outside
creditors. Liabilities. $4,000. Assets
are said to cover liabilities.
At Akron, o., because his wife in
sisted that she could not do certain
shopping in % minutes, Patrick Maddi-
gan threw water pitcher at her Sat
urday night, fracturing her skull. Mrs.
Maddigan is still living, but can not
recover,
The church for the whites at Glen
allen, south of Greenville, Miss, was
struck 10y lightning while the people
were assembled for worship MIR. Ed
ward Wilson, manager of r. B.Cowan's
store, was killed and five others seri-
onsly injured.
Three young men were drowned in
Lake Calumet. at the foot of Kensing-
ton avenue. Chicago. They had been
bathing. Their names are Michael
Stein, aged eighteen; James Stein,
aged twenty; Marion Terrain, aged
twenty.
Hal Cockrcll. who has been on trial
at Irvine. Ky. for seven pears for the
murder of James Allerine eight years
ago, and was once sentenced TO the
penitentiary for four years hut granted
a new trial, was Monday acquitted in
Tie Estiu circuit court.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
FOREIGN GNTELLI0EEcE.

A Marseilles dispatch says it is now
well established that regular plot in
which number of people were con
cerned existed to assassinate President
Carnot. The final meeting Of the con-
spirators took place at Cettc and Santo
was there chosen by lot to commit the
actual murder.
The police of Italy have inaugurated
an animated anti-Anarchist campaign.
and as result many letters of a threat
cning character have been addressed
to King Humbert, Premier Crispi and
other prominent persons. The stage
of siege in Sicily has been prolonged
indefinitely.
1t is officially announced that Sir
Charles Russell, formerly attorney gen
oral, has been appointed to succeed the
late Lord Coleridge as Lord Chief JUS
tice of England
Six cases and one death from disease
described as cholerine have been re-
ported at Licge, Belgium. Twelve
cases of cholera have been reported at
Kronstadt. Six of them were fatal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
the EAST,

Maine democrats, in state convention
at Lewiston on the eth ult, nominated
Charles 7. Johnson, Of Wattrville, for
governor.
In tie New York cons titutional con-
vention on the 2Sth ult. petition was
presented in favor of woman sutfrara
and no traffic in liquor 1t came from
the Women's Christian Temperance
Union, was one-third of a mile long
and bore AZ, 900 names.
Richard Worthington, of the firm Of
the Warrington Publishing Company,
of New York, was arrested on the 9sth
ult., charged with having misappropri-
ated about $4,000 belonging to the com
pany to which he has no right
-Four hundred cigarmallers employed
by Boltz, Clymcr & Co.. of Philadel-
phia, went on strike on the 10Th ult
because they were refused an increase
in pay OF tt:ty cents a thousand Their
wages averaged about $50 per week
Fifty of the strikers are women.
The New York Central Labor union.
at its meeting on the LIST, adopted a
resolution pledging the organization
to render all the moral and financial
support in its power to the Pullman
employees.
Business failures for the week ended
June 20 numbered PA in the United
States against BOZ last wear, and % in
Canada against 81 last year.
At New York City on the 2Qth ult.
the application for certificate of rea-
sonable doubt in the case of Erastus
Wimau was, by consent of counsel on
both sides, postponed until July 9. In
the interim Wiman will remain in the
Tombs.
On the Goth ult Fab River tNlass.l GUS
tom house inspectors seized $50 worth
of gin, rum and contraband medicines
which We're shipped there from st.
Thomas Canada. 1t has been known
for some years that certain Canadian
business men in that city were grow
ing rich by smuggling, but it has been
impossible To detect them. 1t is he.
lieved one of the gang turned states
evidence.
Ira q. lIerscy was nominated for gov
ernor by the Maine Prohibition state
convention held at Camden on the 2Sth
ult.
In the criminal court at pitsbure on
the S9th nit. Daniel Wcrling, who shot
and killed his wife. WAS sentenced to
death. William Kent who pleaded
guilty to killing Perry Dennis at Car
negie, was sentenced to two years in
the penjtcntiary.
At Buffalo, n. Y. on the 3oth ult. a
dispute arose over a baseball game be-
tween Edward Nogcl and Andrew
Schecler, when the former struck
Schceler terrible blpw in the neck.
which caused his death twenty min
uteS later. His neck was broken by
ths blow. No-cl was arrested.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06

The A. p. A. Farmers Alliance
and Third party, are all alike
enemys to Democratic principals
and ideas, and their demagoguc
leaders simply style them under
different heads as Il blind to the
,creduIous fools who follow and
quote their teachings, they go hand
in hand with anarchy, and in this
free county WHERE the ballot box
spcakcs for the people they. should
be denounced by all good citizens
as towards and traitors who go be
hind closed doors to formulate
plans that means no good to any
republic.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
TERSE, TART AND TIMELY

The return of Mr.. Richard Croker
TO New York is disapointing-to
his enemies and the enemies Of
Tammany, and it spoils lots of sen,
sational fairy stories.
Philadelphia is going into con-
niptions over the work of negro
artist. Negro artists, whose brush
work shines from aiar, are to be
found ON the street corners of most
cities. hut only the Quakers have
discovered anything extraordinary
in black art.
Was Macaulcy night? VIII the
world eventually have to chose be-
teen the destruction of personal
liberty or the distraction of civiliz-
alton? Is it impossible to have both
at one and,lhc same time? Those
who take the affirmative side Of
these questions cite the acts Of
Booth, Guiteau and Santo, the
= allan anarchist, who assassinated
idcut Garnet, Of the Frorch
TssSlic, last sunday.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
Non Residenl Notice.
Charles Menu
Sarah Iaudon


In this cause it appearing from the
Blu which is sworn to that Sarah Lau-
don and husband j. II, Laudon are
non-residents of the state of Tenn, and
are residents Of the Indian Territory, so
that the ordinary process of law cannot
be served on them,
1t is ordered that publication be
made for four consecutive weeks in the
LAWRENCE DEMOCRAT, newspaper
published at LawrcrccErg Tenn re
quiring said dcfts Sarah Laudon and
husband J. II. I.audon to be and APP
pear at the next term Of the Chancery
Court for Lawrence county to lie held
at the court house in Iawrcnceburg on
2nd Monday in Dee. 1894 and thcn and
there plead answer or demur to Com
pits Bill or the same VIII be taken fer
confessed as to them and the cause set
for hearing cXpmte as to them.
june % 1894,
w. 4. Nixon c.. & NJ.
J. B. Bond, Sol'r.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06

Go to y. T. Carrots splendid
clothing house on cast side of
square in Meredith block.
Suits $500 and up.
Youths suits $3.50 and up.
Boys suits $3.50 and up.
Pants 7jots. and up.
Boys knee pants 35cts and up,
Shirt 25cts. and up.
VT. Garrett.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
FOR SHERIFF.

We are authorized to announce Polk
Conner as a candidate for recollection to
the Office of Sheriff of Lawrence county.
Election first Thursday in August
1894.
We are authorized to announce +. G.
Wisdom, candidate for Sheriff of Law
renee County.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06

Lawrence county should be hand
somcly represented at the Tonnes
see Centennial, our products will
compair favorably with any
County in the stat.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06

We are authorized to announce
W, +. Wall, candidate for Regis
ter at the coming August election
1894, subject to the will of the
people. He earnestly solicits the
support of the voters of Lawren
county,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06

At the recent sale of the Mem
phis Appeal Avalanche the Mem
phis Commercial CO. became the
owners, The head line now reads
Memphis Commercial Appeal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06
EOR CHANCELLOR.

We are authorized to annouce
Hon. Andrew j. Alternately as a
candidate for reelection to the Of
flee of Chancellor of the It'll, Chan
Gerry Division of the State.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06

Some people at times, say more
than the truth aud others less
thus striking a balance; of course
it would not do to say this about
LaMrencebulg people.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-07-06

At their meeting in New York on the
10Th ult. the coal sales agents advanced
The price of all sizes of anthracite fif-
,een cents per ton TO the east and west
'orJuly delivery The output for July
vas placed at $500 600 tons.