New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-15
THE T.1Lh or THE Day.

"The Philadelphia Ledger suggests that. as Boss
Croker is about become property-oHner in
Texas. he may possibly loom up candidate for
the United States Senate TO succeed Senator Coke.
Sure Sign atts-Tebson must ba awfully afraid
Of his wife. H. is always telling how she will give
Potts-Thet's the bsst sign in the world that he Is
not afraid Of her a, all. The man who is bossed by
his wife says word about it.-(Indianapolis
Journal!
Several hundred thousand persons who went TO
the Worlds Fair kissed what they were told was
a piece OF the real Barney Stone. 1t now turns
out that the stone in question was only Chicago
paving stone. Some Of the kissers may possibly be
inclined to kick. but If they wise they will not
do So for two First. it won't do them any
good and second the fake" stone just as well
adapted for kissing would have been the Barney
Stone \ man who fnds any pleasure in kissing a
stone deserves to be deceived.
Her idea Of It-"Oh ma" said little Elsie as the
eary-spring bicycst sped by on his pnsumatic-tirs
wheel.
Look at the bicycle with its winter rubbers on
Chicago Record
Mrs Annie Austin. the new Mayor Of Pieasonton
KAN weighs 2iO pounds. and dresses in good taste
The devil can catch a grumbler with a bare hook.
II there were no politics. the devils grip on soms
men would be more feeble. ,, .
The lazy maa believes that there is no hill which
is not steep. 49,. $500. o..,, .A,,,,.
that the devil might learn from a hypocrite
There still too many people in the Church VINO
Nobody ever has any intention of going 10 he'll
when they first hear Of the place 49,, III,
Some people who are too honest TO steal VIII
borrow and never pay back.
Some people claim to be trusting God to save their
souls who appear 10 be afraid 10 trust Him with
very much OF their money.-CRams Horn
Jacob Tome. the Philadelphia millionaire. began
life as a hostler. Some time ago. according 70
The Philadelphia Record" friend Of his. who had
been a fellow-hos in Tones early days. and
VINO had risen above that. approached him
for the loan OF $3.50. He Informed that ne
could II upon producing proper security. This
demand for security incensed Mr. Tones hostler
friend. who. turning TO him. said: why dang II.
Jake. weren't you and l hostlers together and
received the reply: Yes. and you're a hos;ier
still"
Judging by Sound.-"The family across the way
Is quite unfortunate" said woman 10 her neigh
is klsptomaniac."
Dear me! They mGst be very rch."-(wash!ns-
ton star.
OF the C2o5 boarders at the Liverpool Sailors
Home last year / 99l seamen who. when
ashore. always return 70 the Home: 59s were ship
wrecked men. and lc2 were men who. through sick
ness or ill-fortune had become destitute and had
been the Home at the coun'ry's expense
The number OK Loa-iers i9i less than in the
previous
His Sole Regret-"You are not afraid 10 die are
YOU" asked the weeping watcher by the bedside
No whispered the chronic kicker. but IL does
worry me to Think that | shall soon be with the
silent majority. when all OF my life have so en-
joyed being IN tine noisy minority. '-(lndianapols
Journal.
Says Colonel Tom Moonlight. the new Minister
- Bolivia: Il never wore high silk hat except
once IL was when | was Governor OF Wyoming
and We were celebrating Fourth OF July or some
| other holiday. | was told that the Governor ought
| ,ifa mi | mt on
gone fifty yards before cowboy. just in from tho
Mains sent A bullet through IT, lie said that a man
ought TO have better sense than 10 wear SIX max
I'm Cheyenne. and. tell the truth. my sympathies
were with the cowboy When | get 10 bohViI
however | am going 10 wear one again
Weary Ragges-Cln you tlnk OF anything nicer
than to wake up some mornln an see couple OK
| quart bottles OF booze lynn alongside or YOU
Dusty Trampers-i0u bet cdn-oen TOO orahA
to see 'em.-(Chicago Record