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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
CHIPS. AND. .sHAxINos.

A frst-class Hedge of mica was re-
Gently discovered near Chelan, Wash.
Ice cream in which jelly has been
frozen is a new kind that comes from
Boston.
It is said the Russian salad we make
in this country is totally unknown in
Moscow.
Boston is ready for the future, as
usual, with Twentieth Century club
fully organized.
There is no truth, whatever, in the
belief that anyone falling into the sea
Necessarily rises and sinks three times
before drowning.
A sportsman found n the wilds of
Lane county, Oregon, the other day
galise containing a lot of watches,
rhainssaHd other jewelry, supposed to
be the discarded loot of a bun lar.
The Proposed underground electric
railways london, if sanctioned,
Eail feet under the Thames,
sixty-eight feet beneath Regents park,
and eighty-five feet beneath Oxford
street. u
One of the curiosities of the great
Milwaukee fire was what is known as
the red anvil This implement Of
industry was left blooming alone"
high in the air in the ruins of three
story smithy. Long after the sea of
flames had swept by it stood glowing
on its lofty perch, an object of curios-
ity to thousands of spectators.
Electric heaters are found to be ex-
cellent for use in Conservatives on &C
count of the absence of all unwhole-
some gases or vapors which might in
jure the plants. simplicity in construc-
ton in the parts conveying the energy,
perfect safety as regards heat which
can be regulated at will, cleanliness
and convenience and rapidity in start
ing and extinction.
They have curious ideas of owner
ship in Europe. In France there is an
unwritten but immutable law that
painting shall not be exhibited with
out the artists consent, no matter
what the wishes of the owner may be.
And now literary and artistic con-
gress in session at Milan, Italy, has
decided that the right of reproduction
does not pass to the buyer of picture.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
1 ,41O BUS. POTATOES PER ACRE.

This astonishing yield was reported
by Abr. Hahn, of Wisconsin, but Sal
GERS potatoes always get there. The
editor of the Rural New Yorker reports
a yield of 736 bushels and pounds per
acre from one of Salzer's early pota-
toes. Above 1 ,41O bushels are from
Salzer's new seeding Hundredfold.
His new early potato, Lightning Ex-
press, has record of 8O3 bushels per
acre. He offers potatoes as low as 50. so
a barrel, and the best potato planter
in the world for but 81.
If You VIII Cut This Out and Send 1t
with &C postage to the John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, you will re-
ceive free his mammoth potato cata-
logue and package of sixteen-day
''Get There, Eli, radish. w
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
Honsehold Helns

The custom of brushing table,
cloth instead of shaking it as former
~ has two good points. It does not
scatter the crumbs abroad, but col
lects them tidily. And it does not
crumple the cloth, which was sadly
mussed at the old time method OF
eldaring the table.
On uncoIored table linen both
china and silver are seen to the best
advantage. If bit of color is liked,
it may be introduced in center pieces
and serviettes for the bread plate,
the olive dish and doilies. In fact,
the cloth may serve as a background
for as much display as convenience
will allow.
Baby faunels, to rid them of the
sulphur smell, and also to give them
their first shrinkage before they are
put on the bands. should be put into
a basin and have boiling water
poured over them. and should be
allowed to lie in it undisturbed until
it is quite cold. Then shake. stretch
and fold smoothly to make them
straight and even, and hang them
out Take them in while still damp.
then smooth and in half an hour IRON
with nearly cold iron
We do many careless things which
often involve serious consequences
II is a very common thing to light a
match when hunting in dark rooms
or closets for some articles wanted.
This is what a suburban young lady
did the other night She needed
something in q spare room closet
and struck a match to look for it,
forgetting q tulle evening dress
skirt which hung there and which
blazed up in a very lively way. For
tunately there was little harm done,
but mademoisele had to go about
with bandaged hand for a week
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
coNpENsEp cLIPplNos.

Fleetwood, Pa. claims Sto have a.
ounce which weighs twenty-eigIIt
ounces and measures sixteen inches in
circumference.
chain made for the United States
government at Troy, N. Y, in 1883.
was six miles and fraction in length.
It was made of bars of iron each ~
inches in diameter.
It took eighteen men to kill bear
at Long Beach, Wash, short time
ago. but every one of them feels proud
over the occurrence. as the animal was
one of the largest ever seen in that
neigliborhood.
A Boston editor, asked to define the
difference between cult and fad,
rose to the emergency in this manner:
'.A fad is anything that arouses evan
escent mentality, while a cult is any
thing that inspires permanent men
tally" 80
a Chicago couple became involved in
a breach of promise suit, came to an
agreement and married. but failed to
notify their lawyers The natural re-
suit followed that the case came mp
for rehearing, and--of-<courset there
was no case to hear
When magistrates in Scotland enter
a new year of duty they attend church
together. Upon one occasion the
devout Dr. Muir offended them much
by pleading in his prayer: ''Lord, have
mercy upon the magistrates of Glas-
Row--such as thew arep'
INDECENT and Seedy Man, to severe
looking elderly lady-Please, mum,
would you be kind enough to give
assistance to poor man just out O.
the hospital? Elderly Lady, smiling
the air-Go way, you bad man. You
smell so strong of run! I can fairly
taste it you kin, mum?" YES, I
can" "I wish 1 had your smeller,
mum.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
BRIGHT AND BREEZY.


''WeL, Mr.. Dufy?" 'Mornin', Mr..
Stoutberry; have yez an Imply bari O.
-four, sor, to make hin-coop fer me
dorg?"
1.-The idea of a wife of such Great
ure as he calling him Birdie?' ''Well,
why not?. He can swear like a parrot
at least
Mrs. Bunting, reading from fash
ion paper-There is no change in
pocketbooks this season. Bunting
There hasn't been any in mine since I
married you.
Here's the latest thing in Their
mometers,'' remarked the proprietor
of the store. st looks quite elabor-
ate eyes. 1t has a spirit lamp at
tachment so that you can regulate it
to suit yourself "
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

SUMNER SNOW for 50 years, the
One hardy peach; comes true from
Seeding peaches are haTdi-
est. Stands 8 70 10 deg. more cold
Than others; 36-yr.-eld trees stu
bedT-BEAR WHEN OTHERS FAIL.
II interested IN Trees, Fruits
Roses, Ornamentals, aCTEte Tor Or
chard Book, Guide .pFices-win save
you money, and MORE: mistakes.
Observation-Disclosures. u.,appleS
3: SOC. apples OfHpGg 81 Wheat.
OLD OAK PROCESS Whole Root
trees are carefully prOpaSaLe0 re-
cardleSs OF cost by the one known
method that gives fruitful, long
lived trees. They ssiiVe longer and
hear better. ''--Sec. Morton. They
GROW customer planted
f6, 800 NithoEt Losing a Tree. You
cant get better at any price, nor
equally good for less money; ours
are the LOWEST PRICED Nurseries
in u. S. for good Stock-SenG world
wide during So YEARS.
Read the thousands OF letters
from customers who order year at
teryear. Men do not as a rule send
the second, the third, and even the
10th order, Il. not fairly dealt with.
YOUR 0RRER-We want tt. Whefh-
ec for one tree or one million, be
cause We have the stock 20 Oh IL
1000 acres Nurseries. Tested. and
hardy. aSs Choice sorts-S0. 00o
acres Orchards in p States. we
ship eYeryWhere, ship al tsintef-l
FREE FREIGHT. SThBk BIOS 81
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
GARNERED SHEAVES.

The cotton crop of 1929 was $40, AIS
bales; of 1891 was s,655, 51s.
Among the recent inventions in
electric heating device are hand
stamps, curling-irons, coffee urns and
branding irons.
A bicycle maker in England has be.
gun using an alloy of aluminium and
titanium. which is rs per cent stronger
than pure aluminium.
A new variety of wheat, the grains
of which are nearly twice as large as
the ordinary kernels. was grown last
season near Moscow, Wash.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Tbs most inhuman Outrages, outrages which
would disgrace the savage, man perpetrates
upon his own system BY swallowing drastic
purgatives which eonYulse his stomach, sgonize
his intesfines end weaken his system Many
psople constantly do thtG under the impression
that nedicsments only which are violent In
their action and particularly carthartics, are Of
any avail nreparable injury to health Is
wrought under this mistaken idea The laxa-
tive which most nearly approaches the beneh-
cent action Of nature Is Hostetter's Stomach
BtttefB. which is painless but thorough, ano IN
sigorates the Intestinal canal instead OF weak
en1nR and Irritating It. The nver and the
stomach share In the benign discipline 1nstl-
tufed by tits comprehensive medicine, whose
heaIthful influence is felt throughout the sys-
TEN. Malarious, rheumatic, kidney and ner-
Youg complaints succumb to It.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
R1On Kaward. R1OO.

The reader of this paper viii be pleased
10 learn that there e at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure in
all its stages, and that Is Catarrh. Halls
Cetarrh Cure is the only positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is taken internally, acting directly on
che blood and mucous surfaces Of the system,
thereby destroying the foundation of the
disease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature In doing its work. The proprietors
have so mBch faith in It's curative powers,
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure Send for list
Of testimonials. Address,
- Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
81 to California.

This is our Sleeping Car Rate on the
Phillips-Rock Island Tourist Excursions
from Chicago to Los Angeles or San Fran
cisco, via the Scenic Route and Ogden.
You can go with Phillips, the best Of al
Excursion Managers, for he has each party
accompanied by a special agent who goes
the entire trip with patrons. These per-
Honally conducted Excursions leave Chica.
go twice week, Tuesday aad Thursday.
We have also daily tourist car service,
tiful Indian Territory and Fl Worth to
Los Angeles and San Francisco. The
Tourist car rate via this route, the same.
Apply at Rock Island ticket office, 104
Clark Street. JNO. SEBASTIAN, G. P. A,
C. r. 1. & P. R'y, Chicago.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Money stringency is not the only cause
of hard times, and it takes very little money
to~make @ good deal of happiness, as the
fol1oVing- shows: Mr.. r. B. Kyle, Tower
Hill, Appomattox County, Va, writes that
he was afflicted with rheumatism for sew
eral years, and physicians gave him no re
st. Jacobs Oil and it cured. During his ill
ness he had spasms and was not expected
to live. This points a way to many who
think times hard, but who can find an easy
way out of their troubles.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

The breath of chronic catarrh patient
is often so offensive that he becomes an OBJ
ject of disgust After time liberation
sets in, the spongy bones are attacked, and
frequently destroyed. A constant source
of discomfort is the dripping of the puru-
lent secretions into the throat, sometimes
producing inveterate bronchitis, which is
usually the exciting cause of pulmonary
disease. The brilliant results by its use for
years past properly designate Ely's Cream
Balm as by far the best and only cure.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
Farmers, Attentiop!

Exchange your land or farm for good city
property and come into town and educate
your children in tho city of colleges.
have residences from 81 200. 90 to So, 500. 90
and brick business blocks from 81, OGO 90
TO $40, 10000, all rented and bringing in
good income. trade direct with the far
mer aud pay no commission. Send for my
list of property. j. A. BUCKSTAFF, Lin
coin, Nebraska.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

What DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has done
will do for you. If you will try it once
you will be convinced that it is the best
family medicine and you will never be
without If
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
The AIodern Invalid

Has tastes incidentally, in keeping with
other luxuries. A remedy must be pleas
antly acceptable in form, purely wholesome
in composition, trueiy beneficial in effect
and entirely free from every Objectionable
quality If really i'll he consults a physic-
ian; if constipated he uses the gentle fam
lily laxative Syrup of Figs.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Maude-Why does that shoe dealer there
do such a tremendous business? jennie
Why, all his shoes are marked two sizes
smaller than thew really are.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
Asthma Sufferers

Who have in vain tried every other means Of
relief should try 'sSchiffmann'S Asthma Cure -
No waiting for results. Its action is immedi-
ate, direct and certain, as single trial proves.
Send TO DR. r. Schifmsnn, St. Paul, Mimi. for
a free trial package. but ask your druggist first
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

"a good deal more might be said on the
same subject, y said the red-nosed old bum,
setting the mug down on the bar and rub
bing his stomach with much satisfaction,
''but consider that pint well taken any
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

SUDDEN CHANGES OF WEATHER cause
throat diseases. There is no more effectual
remedy for Coughs, Colds, etc, than
BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Sold only
in boxes. Price % cts.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

do you think Cleveland knows how to
manage congress?" II expect SO. know
how to manage my wife, but don't do it."
why don't you manage your wife," ''She
won't let me-,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

''Why did your novel fail Penman?''
"Can't say, exactly; publisher thinks it
was owing to its having a plot and salts
factory ending
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Visitors Surely this is not one of your
finest hotels? Chicago Man-It certainly
is. Why not? Visftor-It has a decent
pavement in front of it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Auntie-It isn't good form to hold your
fork IN that way. Little Niece-Auntie, do
you think it is good form to stare at folks
while they are eatings
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Nell-How do you know that she is in
love with JACKIE Belle-Because she told
me that he was perfectly horrid, and if she
were in my place she wouldn't have any
thing to do with him
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

aVTlfeANot one ofs the collars sent home
from"the laundry belong to you. What
will we do about it, Husband-Mark them
plainly with my full name and the man
they belong to viii probably get them next
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

The reason women don't appreciate the
telegram at half its value, is that postscripts
cannot be added without extra charge.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

ssThe poet has left his wife and flown with
the grass widow $50 hear" How do
you account for thats'' There is no ac-
counting for the flights of genius"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
+. j. CHENEY q CO, IoIedo, ..
Sold by Druggists, z5c.

editors got the grip" ''The dickens he
has; but it's just what told the boys when
they refused to let him join the lodge. 1
kneW he'd catch on somehow
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

The evils of malarial disorders, fever,
weakness, lassitude, debility and prostra-
ton are avoided by taking Bescham's Pills
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

doctor, / have a frighIful cold IN the
head! What shall take for it," Doctor
latter refieetion}- "A handkerchief.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

fIegeHssass's CanapsaOr Ice with GIycerine.
The original only genuine. Cures ChRPped Hands
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

A Kansas prohibitionist is so radical
that he refused to attend an entertainment
in which tight rope figured.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

The crank is great when itcomes to wind
ing people up.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

She-Leander Chumpleigh doesn't look
like an actor, does he? He-No; and he
doesn's act like one, either.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

The attention of baseball players who re-
ceive wounds of one kind or another every
day, from bat or ball, is directed to the fact,
that Salvation Oil is the best application in
use for the cure of cuts, bruises and sprains.
% cents
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Gus-What do you girls do at your Con
versation club-just sit around and stare at
each other and talk? Clara-No, indeed;
we play whist.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

SeHansOnss Magic Cora saIve.s'
Warranted 70 cure or money refunded Ask your
druggist Tor Il. Price 10 cents. -
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
why He Was Happy.

t'Clifton looks unusually happy tonight. :"
eyes; ne proposed to Miss Flintly last
night ''And she gave him a favorable
answer?' eyes, told him she was engaged
to Sna plev''
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

Bangs have gone out of fashion, but the
small boy hasn't heard OF it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

The girl who laughs in her sleeve" can
now do the laughing for the whole family
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

shfIOh's Consumption Cure
Is sold a guarantee. II cures Incpient COnsump-
tIon. It the best Cough Cure. % cts 60cts $Oo
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

The span of life is a lively pair of trotters
that can go in 2 80.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

See Colchester spaaIng Boots adv in other column.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

MOTHERS and
only.
Mailed Free. KIANI
CO.. S46 Bee Build
ing. Omaha. Nab,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
Lincoln Business Houses.

1 ssss .s::. 18th s. ThOmpsOn's Eye Water.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

First NIat3ona17
Lincoln, Neb. eaplt5al:. .s ioSooS
n. S. HARDWOOD, Pres. G. A Hanna Vice-PreS-
+. NJ. Cook, Cashier.
Draws drafts all points of the world. Issues
testers Of credit TO travellers Interest paid on time
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02
Patents, Trademarks,

Examination and Advice as % PatentebIIity %
Invention. Send Inventors Guide, or How 70 Get
fabent." PATRICK oEARaELl, WARRINGTON ,. Q.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-02-02

aNe powOER CO., 1Os val sr., NEw-YoRk.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-06
KNIGHTS OF ESCULAPIUS.
Medical men Of America in Conven.
ton in San Francisco.

SAN FRANCISCO, June 5-The forty
fifth annual convention of the American
Medical association began here today at
Odd Fellows hall. About LOCO members
are in convention. The convention was
welcomed to San Francisco by Supervisor
James on behalf of Mayor Ebert. A
suitable response Was made by President
James Z. HibbaTd. The president was
presented with gevel made of California
wood and with twelve gavels in Oregon
woods, to be used by the chairmen of The
various sections. President Hubbard then
delivered bis annual address, reviewing
the work of the association and outlining
what should be done in the future. The
various state delegations met and named
members of the nominating committee,
who will recommend the officers of the
association to be voted On Friday.
On motion OF DR.. Quinby of New Jersey
a committee of five was appointed to draft
II resolution of protest TO congress against
the threatened reduction of the medical
and surg ical force Of the army.
The report of the secretary showed a
balance of So Geo In the treasury. The re-
port of the secretary, General Reed, on the
Pan American medical congresses was
received aud the convention adjourned
TIL tomorrow. This afternoon papers We're
read IN the various sections, Of which there
are twelve. Tonight the San Francisco
County Medical society rendered a largely
attended recap ion to the association.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-06
MISSIONARY CONVENTION.

OMAHA, Nvb., June 5.-The national
convention of the Congregational Home
Missionary society will meet in Omaha to-
morrow morning At 10 O'clock. Seven
thousand five hundred members are ex-
pected to be present though only about
one hundred have arrived up TO this even
ing. The delera es for the most part will
be New Englsnasrs and residents of the
Atlantic states. The only ones for whom
the local committee has provided any
entertainment are the Home Missionaries
liz the young aud struggling communities
in western Nebraska and the adjoining
states. This is the first meeting Of the
society west of New York.
WHAT money WAS necessary for the enter
tainmeat of the committee planned by
the general comm ttee has already been
raised aud all further arrangements will
b. completed at - meetlng Of the COM
mittee tonight.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-06
coxEY FOR CONGRESS

MAsSILLoN, Ohio, June ). Jacob S.
Coxey, rsincarnated reformer, has &C
copied the nomination for congress IN the
eighth mckinley district, OF Ohio, in a
letter to the Peoples party COMMITTEES
dated Washington Part of o. United
States Jail. In his letter be charges Eu-
gland with having precipita.ed the money
panic here. with the aid of willing allies
in this country. He saw the necessity for
Immediate action and took IL For this
he was arrested By order of the moaey
power. He refers To Judge Miller as
:.Poutius Pilot" President Cleveland as
"Tiberius'' and number of other proni-
nent men rs congressional "Judss Iscz-
riots"