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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

lege building and moved INTO the
Masonic hall.
Mr., r. P. Haley, who is assisting
Circuit Clerk A. r, Brooks this
week, has our thanks for favors ex-
tended us in getting up theproceed-
ings of court
Mr.. j. 7. Peeler, Of Lavinia, who
has been reading law at Hunting
don for some time past, was sworn
IN yesterday morning as a member
OF the Camden bar.
Sheriff w. A. Lashlee and Con-
stable j. M, Hudson carried James
Haynes to Bolivar Saturday even
ing where he was placed in the asy-
lum for the insane.
County Clerk G.. B. Greer has is
sued marriage licenses to Berry
Spicer and Alvinzine Smith, Dan
iel Johnson and Alice Oatsyall, and
Co.;
"""'n'
49,, AO we re- contest az Cne AelnouiSI
silver medal offered by Prof. 0, l..
Kennedy, the prize was awarded to
Miss Jimmie Townsend, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. James Townsend.
The Turn OF the Tide, or Wreck
ed IN Fort was played before a
good audience at big Sandy 9atur-
o"y .E evening ,l1 an i VINO p "a
ll Il wv. .ne 'Iay are i., louo III VneIr praise
u yie lloa I''y i ~ "Iu many c9uf'e-
9. I "a "a B 9n"E cy 'lGi' "y O"e soou peo-
PiV " A.9 'o""Oy'
Inc visiting attorneys are Capt
1; l.. Lamer, OF Wayeriy; Coione-
thompson, OF Farls; >; t. WlIker-
son. SC Oh LeAln&ton' ana Judge zoe
~ Ila"NlI'S' SaP'' ,2"I RI IlS|H y Is
I T.,3 ll% II N tn u l, HcTa III
y ouSe L. ~ ~ li""Hli'S' anu a. 1
l eeIer' oi IL uIl''hSuoh'
Mr. D. f; Dowdy has purchased
the stock OF dry goods and assumed
all liabilities OF Pierce d Son, mer
chants, at Big Sandy The Cam
den special last Saturday to tn,
n SaS4vllle american tha' fierce d
Don nau ~ mace an assignment was al
0r[ot' I 'e[Ce 4" Don merely soI'
OUT 10 MI, Do"oy
Who Will champion the peopI
of Big Sandy and have them rep
resented III the news columns o
HE CHRONICLE every week? lie
the young ladies' and young men o
thatthrlvlng little town ponderoye
tins matter, and decide that BIZ
oa4oy deserves 10 oe Represented
III ller county paper
Mr.. John Mobiles, OF Big Sandy
one OF the most practical and sue
cesstuI farmers IN the county, hat
E some fine tobacco for sale her
tuesday OF his own raising. IL
has our thanks Tor samp' 'eft a
5 HE CHRONICLE office. I on
who has seen 1t pronomc.
: excellent staple for this latituu
County trustee. d J. Allen, wi
! meet the Taxpayers of the foul
: teenth civil district at preciuc
tuesday, January ~ 1879. Ihl
explanation IS made to avoid cor
S fusion as to what district" precinct
J.. referred to IN the llst OF appoin'
i menIs published last week, Ii
VIII meet the taxpayers OF the thu
teenth district at Manleys ChapC
FRIDAY, January 10, 1898.
{ The following names constitut
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

table home OF Mr.. and Mrs. j. Nj.
Lashlee, a few miles east of town
Wednesday evening The follow
ing young people from this place
were in attendance: Misses Ida
McRae, Daisie Rye, Stella Lashleo,
Joe Sullivan, Ida Melton, Tom Fus
sell, Mary Collins, Anna Mcdaniel,
Ruby Biyens, Maggie Melton, Mary
WHY, Tia Lashlee, Lizzie McCul-
Tough and Stella Coliinsand Messrs.
ID. G. Hudson, w. T. Morris, G. V.
HawIey, Claude Hudson, Orlando
Lashlee, James Lashlee, Eula Hud-
son, Nolie Cuff, Mike Collins, j. S.
Haley, John Maiden, T. Nj. Steele,
w. E. Mccullough, Tom Farmer,
Harvey Garrett, Harris Mccain,
Won jackson and Roy Melton.
The following committees have
been appointed for the Christmas
entertainment for the little folks:
Committee to call off presents, S. L.
Peeler and j. Y. Travis; committee
in charge Of the tree and presents,
Misses Daisie Rye and Sissie Nc
Elyea and Messrs. w. L. McEIyea
and E. M. McAuley; distribution
committee, Zula McElyea, Ola Nc
Daniel, Callie Scruggs. Ella Stigall.
j Willie Robins and Frank Miller;
committee to secure tree, Messrs.
H. +. Stigall, w. A. Steele, j. G.
Robins, John Maiden and Russell
f, Scruggs; committee to dress tree,
Misses Daisy Rye, Nancy Stgall,
Evora Steele, Tom RUSSELL Bertha
McElyea, Matte Ayers, Joe Sulli-
van and Mrs. Nina Arnold; to as
sist, Messrs. B. G. Scruggs and Yer
non Farmer; committee on music.
Mrs. W. l. Farmer, Miss Ruby Biv-
ems and Messrs. u. A. Potts and j.
V. Travis.
Hon. W. L. Morris, of this place
who is candidate for sargeant-at.
] arms Of the senate Of the next gen.
! eral assembly, comes Of one of the
oldest and most influential families
in this section of the State. LIE
q ably and creditably represented US
! in the general assembly two years
, ago, leading the Democratic tickle
J in this foterial district. Mr.. Nor
ris has always been a loyal, capita
letter Democrat, and best of all h,
is morally a gentleman in ever,
E sense the word implies, No MAJ
: in the county takes more interest o
E does more effective work for tn,
p cause of Democracy, than Mr. Nor
- ris, who is a valiant and persisteu
! champion of the principles he be
Iieves to be right. He is worthy 0
any position to which his goo
= Judgment would allow him to as
: pire, and we hope to see him electe,
4 to the position Of sergeant-at-arms
e feeling sure that no man can bette
Z ELL the position than Mr.. Morris, G
u the good county of Benton.
e T6o Camden coIIooioto Trstitnt
wos noctaJ NonJnT a ,T,v ,ir2', ~,
maven he's boen bef9ro " Tbe7 o, ~o
Il of tba oyon;,r v.os tbo thr mn
= Gro,no ~Tbe Tnrn o" % ' bo wv Ti5 t,,',
t, WrooIod ~ por, - nr W. ,,,t I b ~ y
is sfndonts anj fr;ond 20 I I,oa ~ w.
J. Stodinr W. Loon, 'o,e o ~ ~ VIC o",;g'
" ond t%o ,torat ""9 Wv I /, f
T. Lo .o l't,o'C liv,fr 'asGTu e e .,
J ;ro ''o M NJ '',I U", .o,m ~ vie III,
+ " o5 .o,,, "t 4, enoi'' ,el9 "eI9 soo,
81 II w. N.Y. W. T'iT"S1{ p.:SenOe,,' ro'5
I 5iy1, taI' ., w, y, MOTIFS i'1 AZ IONA
% q ','l l,,.', 5n[ } |" 'plel'5'u u''' an
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

TIREWORKSl FIREWORKS! FIREWORKS!
II Boys come and see my new stock of Roman
Candies Eide crackers, SkY EocketS, an8 AL thG
down cheap. CLAUDE HUDSON.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

Hon. G.. II. Slaughter, of Saint
Bethlehem, Tenn, in ennmerating
some of the good things that would
come with the centennial deposition,
writes as follows: at will proba-
bly, bring into the State from vari-
Gus other sections notices. than 250,-
600 people, and probably more,
many of whom, when they see and
learn of our many advantages Of
soil and climate, will be induced to
purchase homes and settle, some in
one part of the State and some in
others. At a reasonable estimate
the average amount of money that
will be expended and left in the
State by these 100000 people will
not be less than SO each, or in the
aggregate 100000 and possibly
more which will be extensively dis
tributed, more or less, among all
classes of persons. Thisis estimat-
ing that these 100000 people will
remain here only a day or two and
the estimate Of the amount expend-
ed by those who locate and others
is simply incalculable
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

Mooney has wings which should be clipped by
wi judiclouS economy. Why pay fancy prices
for Holiday Groceries when you can save money
Hy buying from TOM BRECIlEEN.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

YNlIE best always sells, and HAWLEY'S is the
/ place where you will find everything needed
in the way OF good things to cook and eat during
Christmas time.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

'OTIGALL 4 POTTS are now Headquarters for
- NmaS goods. If you want nice present for
Don't wait until Christmas Eve and then expect
a nice present, for they are all going, even now
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

OUR job printing facilities are lrSt-casS, and
~ our speciality Is good work Estimates (and
samples where posslble) VIII be furnished ouap.
picatOn. Address THE CHRONICLE, Camden
Tenn.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

NNANTED-A corresponding agent in every
w town. torepOrt on parties regarding opening
or refttlng Saloons, by the largest Saloon manu-
facturers in the world. Good man can make
5000. ROthschild's Sons Co., 739 Broadway, y. V
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

"NNHAR is yo' gwin', Wash?" Use gwin'
w to STIGALL & POTTS to buy my Xmas
goods. Dey IS de cheapest | ever seed! DOan
take my word fer it, but 20 an see fer yo'Self
Candy, 6 cents per pound; cOcOnutS, scents each ;
set cups and saucerS for 20 cents, and all kinds
of nice things thar"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

WTANTED-The general public to know that
w G. Y. HAWLEY is headquarters for new and
Low Priced Family Groceries, Tobacco, Cigars
Snuff, Canned Fruits, Apples, Oranges, etc. etc.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

GTIGALL & POTTS are making arrangements
- to supply everybody with Christmas Goods.
Call and see their line of goods.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

VXTANTED-The public to know that have
w located at Camden and am prepared to do
all kinds OF repair work and make boots, shoes
aSd also repair harness. Sewing machines re-
pa1oI on short notice. Satisfactory work guar
antt~d. Give me trial. }. A. PARCHMAN.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

OLD NEWSPAPERS for sale at THE CHHoN-
" GLE Office at % cents per hundred.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

GOOD Conee at HAWLEY'S fyit, 5p0nds
VI for 81.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-12-14

nOORS, Windows, and Builders Supplies, at
IL c. Y. HAWLEY's.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

the bank and causing crack which
the water washed larger until 1t all gave
away, no damage Of any consequence
being done.
Cayuse breaking is now all the rage
in this vicinity.
We are having glorious weather now
and the farmers and ranchmen should
take advantage Of il and prepare for the
spring work.
The question for debate next Saturday
evening resolved that the credit system
is detriment to the United States.
Say, what is the matter now with Can
ada that the people are starving at Win
niepeg. We believe in our own minds
that that country is not as grand and
glorious as what it has been painted
But on the contrary we think it is a
scheme Of the railroads to make slaves
Of many people. Your correspondent
has gone through the mill once and il
satisfied now to let well enough alone.
ROB RAY.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27
An Idaho school Boy On oovernors.

A governor is a man who governs.
Mr.. Mcconnell is our governor. He
governs us. have saw Mr.. Mcconnell.
have hearn him speak. He came to
our school house one day. He studded
Kirkham's grammer when he was a
boy He told us boys so. l expect that
helped make him governor. | wish |
could study Kirkham's grammer. My
desk mate, Dick Watson, he likes Mr..
Mcconnell. Dick told me so. Dick
said more, Mr.. Mcconnell was f pluri-
bus unum man and when he told me
that, said | was for him too. ! don I
know what that is, but know it's way
up Then Dick he said: shake. We
shook Dick said Mr.. Mcconnell was
powerful on irrigation. A man so power
full as he must become first in peace,
second in war and third in the hearts OF
Idahoans. That's what l call getting
there. Dick knows what he is talking
about Dick told me this confdentially
at recess and he said, Don't you forgit
it," That man is going to the United
States Senate Shoup has his inns,
Sweet has his big election bill speach
and Bill Mcconnell has his irrigation,
and il that's treason let'm make the most
OF il. Them was the last words Dick
spoke to me that day and that's all
know bout governors.-Blackfoot News
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

Frank Beane. the national committee
chap who returned from Washington
boasting that the fur would soon fly In
the matter Of replacing all republican
federal officials with democrats, last
week expressd surprise in the Statesman
that Cleveland had not followed his in
structions. He modified it to belief
that the time was not far distant, etc.
The little white bean, the blue bean, the
Mexican bean, the butter bean and the
old reliable bayou bean, each possess
more snap. but combined they could
not generate and let go in a given time
the quantity of gas that can the the fiatu-
lent Idaho Frank w. Beane. All other
varieties are not in it when he's in the
ring.-Idaho Democrat.
During the past year 1886 ships loaded
with grain from California, Oregon,
Washington and Idaho were sent to
Europe. All but one landed their cargo
in safety.-Minner
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

Regular Correspondence.
CALDWELL, IDAHO, January p. 1897
The Cultus club rendered an excellent
programme TO very large crowd, Mon
day evening. II unlimited space in the
INDEX was at my disposal. special men,
tion would be in order, but suffice it to
say all did well.
The members Of the l. o. G. T. enjoy
ed a very pleasant sociable at the resi-
dence Of A. L. Rutts, last Tuesday even
ing.
The College Of Idaho observed the DAY
Of prayer for colleges. Thursday.
Master John Flynn and Miss Mary
Flynn visited friends in Caldwell few
days this week.
Miss Ella Coulter arrived from DE.
Moines, Iowa. last week to make her
home in Caldwell.
Judging by the number OF people on
the streets Of Caldwell, Wednesday on,
would think that business is picking up
J. B. Wright has sold his drug busi
ness to his son Junius. who will con
tinue at the old stand.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

Mrs. John w. Jones, the esteemed
wife OF the editor Of the Blackfoot News,
died OF infiammatory rheumatism at
the family residence in Blackfoot on
the 18th instant.
The Idaho Saddlery Co.. OF Cald-
well and Boise, win have a new ad in
the next issue Of the INDEX This is
one Of the Oldest aud most popular firms
In the state and the INDEX takes great
pleasure in recommending them to its
readers and personal friends.
The INDEX has received more pat
ronage from the business men of Cald-
well than from any other Of the neigh
boring towns which have enjoyed large
trade from this section. Individually
we appreciate their patronage and we
believe the people Of this community do
also. We hope they will give their out
side patronage to the Caldwell mer-
chants who have something more than
plundering interest in this community.
DR.. Collister, penitentiary physi-
clan, has been removed by the board OF
prisons and DR.. Sweet given the appoint
ment DR.. Collister was Governor vii.
ley's appointee. The correspondence
between Governor Mcconnell and DIR.
Collister was quite interesting to people
on the other side Of the fence. II would
appear from this squabble that a man,
politics would hereafter be his only
recommendation for an appointive ofiic,
Of any kind.
We are sorry to learn, says an ex
change, that German chemist has sue
ceeded in making a first rate brand,
out Of sawdust. We are a friend Of th'
temperance movement and we want it t.
succeed, but what chance will it hav'
when ! man can take up rip saw ans
90 out and get drunk with fence rail
What is the use Of prohibitory laws If
man is able to make brandy mashes on
Of the shingles Of his roof, OF if he cal
get delirum tremens by drinking tn
legs Of his kitchen chairsg You ma
shut an inebriate out OF gin shop an
keep him away from taverns, but if h
can become uproarous on boiled saw
dust and desicated window sills an
effort must necessarily be failure.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27
browns l.sxenge.

Revenge" says the proverb, lis
sweet" Different men have different
ways Of showing it. Browns way is
harmless and humorous Two Joncses
live next door to each other, and hav-
ing to call on one of them Brown, of
course, went TO the wrong house.
Grabbed servant answered the bell,
and on Browns asking: rs this Mr.
Alfred Jones p she replied snappishly,
as If she had been bothered with many
inquiries. mo, it amt" and slammed
the door in his face. Brown walked
on a hundred yards or so, when q
bright thought struck him He re-
turned at once and rang the bell
again. Again the Grabbed servant
appeared 'Who said it wasp asked
Brown triumphantly, and instantly
walked away.-Ernest p. Neville, in
Life
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

lido think Jack is the most generous
man." she said to her caller.
"It is pleasant to feel that way
toward your husband Has he been
giving You jewelry?"
mo. But we had little contro-
versy about something, aud he bet me
box of candy against 4 box of cigars
And do you know the dear fellow
seemed dreadfully worried for fear
would lose. ."-Washington Star.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27
ATTENTION. PoPULIsTs.

There will be peoples party meeting
at the court house in Caldwell, Canyon
county, Idaho, on Saturday, January
27, 1894, at one o'clock p. NJ, For the
purpose Of perfecting a county organiza-
tion, and the transaction Of such other
business as may come before the conven-
tion. Members Of the party are request
ed to hold precinct meetings on Saturday
January 20, 1894, in their respective pre-
cincts and select at least two delegates
to attend the county convention. How
ever, it is desired that each precinct be
represented, whethere primaries are held
or not.
COMMITTEE.
By order Of State Central Committee
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27
PAYETTE ITEMS.

Regular Correspondence.
PAYETTE, January. %, lS94.-Since
my last communication / am pleased
TO say that business which has been
somewhat depressed in this section has
again picked up and Payette is begin
ming to look Ike herself again.
Some time since our local editor, Bert
Venable, began advertising free reading
room for the benefit Of the community
that we could have place where our
youths might go to spend pleasant as
well as a profitable evening. A place
to which the farmers when they come
to town to trade or any other business,
our city council took the matter in
hand and donated the use Of the city
hall; the citizens contributed literally
IN cash and material and what only
few weeks since appeared in a small
editorial in the independent has become
fixture to our little city. Our pleasant
and affable city marshal, L. Adams, who
has kindly donated his services as IL
barian will be pleased to meet our friends
and neighbors at any time from 0, A. N.
to 0, P. NJ. Who says that local paper
should not be supported and the man
who edits it encouraged in his work,
which is always progressive and to the
best interests Of the community in which
he livesy
A few days since Messers A. B. Moss
and A. Grothe left for the east, the
former for New York and the latter
for Europe on business, which it is
rumored is not strictly private; but for
the purpose Of inducing capitalists 10
visit and invest in some Of the many
enterprises which our valley affords but
which are as yet idle only needing the
attention of our enterprising business
men and the the aid Of capital to de.
velop them. Success to YOU, Messers
Moss and Grothe. and had We but few
men like you il would not be long til
the Payette valley would not only be the
the center Of attraction in our own state
but Of the entire country as well.
Hon. ]. H. Richards has now neat
Office on the second floor Of the banl
building where he will be pleased to Sc,
his many friends. He has with him Mr.
J. j. Rodgers, late of Boise, who will at
tend to the legal business during th'
absence Of Mr.. Richards.
Lasl week dessers Stuart. Bane an,
Patton Of Falk's Store shipped from her
six car loads Of beef cattle. While cross
ing the cattle over the bridge on tn
Rossi slough they damaged it in such
manner that it was impossible for sey
eral days.
Our townsman, W. A. Coughanou
; has been quite busy lately loading an
shipping lumber. most Of which has gon
10 Glenns Ferry Idaho.
DR.. G. w. Stephenson last evenin
while going to Ontario Oregon on a han
car to attend Mr.. Schilling Of Ogde
Utah who had his arm broken by kic
from a horse, met with quite a painfu
accident by being thrown from the han
car as il was crossing the Payette bridg
necessitating his carrying his right arr
in a sling today.
Our tOwnsman Peter Pence was on IN
sick list last week but his many friend
} are pleased TO see Peter around again.
Sheriff Ireton has moved his family I
= Caldwell for few months.
- Ot-rr~ SAyry.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

Here is state Of things that New
Workers need not be assured is actual.
The speaker is n bachelor, perhaps
thirty Years old lie says:
MY barber is an Italian. a Chinese
does my laundry work. my tailor is a
Jew; l breakfast in an American din
ing-room. lunch in German saloon.
and dine usually jn 4 French restan-
rant; my physician is an Englishman.
and my favorite preacher is Scotch
dominic"
But where does the Irishman come
imp
''Oh. he owns the house live in. -
y. Y. sun.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

Freddie is a bad boy, aged six. and
his brother, Charlie, is four. Freddie
was at his usual game of teasing ami
pinching and buliyragging his brother
when his mother intcrfered-
Don't you know" she said, reprov-
ingly, that you are laying up trouble
for yourself by and by, by doing thisT'
Maybe I am" he replied, defiantly.
but Charlie is getting his now."-De-
troit Free Press
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27
NO. 49,.


Miss Flirtsome And you say you
have never kissed pretty girl How
singularl You don't mean to tell me
you lack the courage?
Mr.. De Cinique-No, not exactly
Miss Flirtsome icoquettishly)- Well,
surely you have not lacked the oppor-
tunity?
Mr.. De Cynique-Not exactly.
Miss Flirtsome-What was It, then,
you lacked7
Mr.. De cynique-The pretty girl
N. Y. Herald
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

Mrs Smythe-It's shame the way
you masons spend money to keep your
lodge running If you'd let us women
belong to it we'd get up festival
every now and then, and charge fifty
cents a plate; that wouldn't be like
paying the money right out Of pocl<etl
Smythe-But, my dear, who would
attend the festivals?
Mrs Smythe-Why, you masons, Of
course.-Puck-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

A wag of 4 woman was sweeping of
her doorstep, when n friendly house
maid strolled by. Mistaking the
sweeper for one of her clan she ad-
dressed her without formality.
Good morningl Got good placer"
''First-class.'
"Iow much wages do you get?"
MY board and clothes"
"Your board and clothes? Well,
you're n fool You can get twenty
dollars a month as well as not, replied
the stroller with emphasis.
"Ah. yes-but you see, have priv
ileges-I am the wife of the proprie-
tor"
s.Ohr--BOston Post
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

Emmett at this time is enjoying one Of
the grandest Ievi,a's of riligion ever
know in the valley. Neighbors who haTe
been at variance with each other are be-
ing reconciled and grand good feeling
prevails; sinners are being convicted and
numbers converted.
Praise God from whom all blessings
flow.
4 D..
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27
An IncInlent Policeman.

Urchin-Are these clingstones?
Proprietor of Fruit Stand-No.
They're free
Urchin grabbing the largest one)-
Thanks
Disappears round the cornerl.-chi-
carO Tribune
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-01-27

"Do you call this a piece of water
melon?" said the indignant customer
sarcastically to the waiter, pointing to
a very small slab of red on his plate.
Certainly. you wouldn't have me
call it a whole watermelon. would you,
sir?" said the waiter, blandly.-Chi-
cago Record.