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CLOTHING.

llvsFfnafc ~ prices that smash al fo,nsi
Vt0lIVaLS record.. Look. ~ 90 Tor as ~
Overcont We a.so have great bargains Al
s3.S7, s4.6O, $500, %. 10, up - sto.75
Mans SHIFTS as p, So. t9o;' . y.
leaders in low prices. n you can match ib.ss
goods Tor les than double the money apy.
where Ne invite you 10 return the sane and
your money viii 10 refunded These goods
must 90
W.n,c Dante At sc. CSC. &c. o.. usupts
hbl PdllS Bsz ifyou want 70 kaowths
value Of dollar Try 20 borrow one. n zoe
want 10 kfog how 70 save dollar or m0fs
look at our Clothing Department
Bows Suits =, So BE- 's' q ~ '
last always. You osnno, match the prices.
Boys Pants ssiss s I and Ss sS Sa very a., -
preseHt. We have all sizes from 70 - a.
thsse prices
Kel'S Shoes e. q 4 q ~ Pc >. II I" 10 %,
a. we'll % save money on Shoes a. anything
else, and We are away below TIC market.
Ladies Fine Shoes s e. g g. q = b y r. T.
g O. Our success In the shOs line IL probably
more than We deserve. We presume ths fsaso1
Ne sell 80 many is bseaute they don iasi leng
but people will have them.
ChiIdFslS Shoes y. 80 81: 81 ' 81 os ss w.
fenS and Boys Hats e. = l aS !. Il; !, 9 70. -
ane silk Hat which usually sells ATS 81
Nsnic chirf- % lsc. 25c. 10. s2e Up 70 35A
leu DulrA on Shit. sslsad ihs trade
EilIiEsFy and Ribbons S,i ~ gre :: %. o.
save you los Of money. Miss Agnes Gsrrity
viii rive you poinisrs on Millinery aud Trim
minRs that viii do y0I good ann viii not over
charge you nor sell yea Old styles.
IIndyVezF Lndsrsbiris and Drsssrl atz5a.
ways below the usrkss on these goods. as vel
a. everything else.
Bed Comforts and Blankets ~ 80 & - Z sTs
We bave iusf received a ioi % these zood8 a.
prices that will surprise yog-
Ladies COTSetS a. &c. 10. 4,..,
Umbrellas =. SC, 90, 81. o,
Lace ClTlallS s,ssa. sc. sssp.
GF0esFisS a lbs. GrasslA,sa Sugar iofn %.
uiVOeileS' ArbEekis's Cofse &c; erals %
Ground Pepper. CiBnamsn, husiafd, Cinzsf
and Baking Powder 81 soiaz a. .; PER posnd,
u pounds fof . cents
rE-A Clothing Store n Boot and Shoe
store. Hat store, DRY Goods store. =
in z Goods store, = Hardware aud rinwars
store, Tea and Grocery 5tors-etne
stores In one-au mpisto under Que roof
We hare the argeFt Department, store In the
STATE. 100 10 100 Nan street. - 70 81 Isnih
street. and 1901 70 1907 Market street Eleven
entrarces-take yoar choice. Blrkaint o. every
department.
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Six.Cenf Articles.

one set Table Spoons, Blank Books. Purses
surfing >uspendefs, Butcher knives. i0csni
Laces, sleeve Buttons. l0cent Fubroid.,iss
orubolng Brushes, Gents Half Hoso.
MeFchhnts invited. Ne have barrains far
you and N will my Nnll L. .nII ~.
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SeHen.Ganf lKiinlae

CslEates Palm Soap large Dressing Combs
harmonicss, Counter Books. Dress Goods. ia,
aleS Hsndkerchieis, Mixed Bird seed. white.
EAsh Brushes, large Tin Cups, Mash Pans.
At this popular price we Offer many article,
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Eighi.Cent BriIcIss.

Monkey Nrenches. Whisk Bfooms. wnsh
Bowls, Thu bucket. Long Haudle Fire Shovsls
Rules Hosiery, Large Lamp Burners. Bor
FApet ana Envelope, spring Balances, ScI
sofs, Blank Books Patent buttons
our customers know "a GOOD thInv vhen tbsv
soc ~ ---u Tho ----.- -----. - ~
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MERCHANT TAILORING.

Our Merchant Tailoring Department IL uoE
ready for business and we are showing a iine Of
goods in new. bright and tasteful patterns that
are selling Ike fash. We Offer during tblg
month your choice 40 sld 90 per sult up, veil
worth ons.third more money.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1894-04-23

rise up in raptures OF affection for
him. 1 must say il here and now, l
lift my right hand in spoken attestatlon.
l love him. and the grief OF my lie Is
that do not love him more. II Is an
impertineuce for me TO ask, do you, my
hearer-you, my reader, love him? Has
be become a part of your nature? Have
YOU committed your children on earth
into his keeping, as your children IN
heaven are already in his bosom? Has
he done enough 20 win your confidence?
Can you trust him living and dying,
and forever? Is your back or your face
toward him? Would you like to have
his hand to guide you? His might TO
protect you? His grace to comfort you?
His sufFerngs 70 atone for you? His
arms TO welcome you? His love TO en-
circle you? His Heaven To crown you?
Oh, that we might all have some
thing OF the great German reformer's
love for this Christ, which led him to
say, IF any one knocks at the door OF
nv breast and says, who lives there"
my reply is, Jesus Christ lives here, not
Martin Luther" Will it not be grand
If when we get through this short and
rugged road OF life we can go right up
into his presence and live with him
world without end? Aud if, entering
the
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FAIREST OF THE FAIR
TH1 ATTRACTIVE, SYMPATHETIC PERSONALITY
OF TBg SAVIOR.

Hs is Altogether Lovaly-Ha Attracted The Children
Wrh Thsir Dirty Little Faces and Even They
Were Not AFRAID Of Him-Ho Was Soulful,
Sympathetic Lovely, and The Friend Of al The
Fris13lssS
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DANGA1N o---E. b. FO1 =
{. B. POTTS
Bargain
Bulletin.
MAIN AND TENTH STREETS
WHEELING, w. Va.
0ns.Csnf Articles.

haaFy knYeloPes, good Pea Holder,s
Steel Pens, Memorandum Book. 6 ,b.ets ~.
Paper, SAFE Pencils, Z Lead Pencils. 4 Con.r
bGstens, ounches Hair Pins, / Hanaker,bisf
Ihlmele. l paper Pas, paper Needles
spoeI Silk Twist , dozeH Hooks aud Eves 4
Earning Needles. Nutmeg Crater l dozen
bras Pants Buttons, ! Hat Pa. box Garnet
lAcAs, dozeG Clothes Pins, ] Tablet 1 SET
haitting Needles
Lots OF scent goods going 4, c.nt
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TWo.ceBf Articles.

10 dozen Buttons. Fine Comb I hath. t,e
PINT Tin Cups, Handkerchief. cake Cpttsrs
nepper BoHes Laugtry Hair Prs. Carpepts,
Pencils Cud Buttons Pie Pans Pocket C5mbs
SaoAins. Can, Openers, spool Coton To,ist
cils. Hair CriinpefS F'' 0N
W., We deal only IN Bargains and give big value
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For over Fifty Years

Az OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup mas
been used for over fifty years by mill
ions OF mothers for their children while
teething, with perfect success II
soo,hs the child, soitens the gums, al
lays all pain, cures wind colo, and is
the best remedy for diarrh@a. Is pleas
ant to the taste. Sold by druggists in
every part OF the world. Twenty-Five
cents bottle. It's value is incalculable.
Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup. and take no ether.
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50xl42 feet on west side n. Front St......-S2 900
lOOy3jO feet IN Pleasant Valley ............ 100
gOx7I9 feet in Woodsdale zee. LOO
% feet front running 10 river on s. Front
street 1000
SOxlOO feet on Fourteenth st near jacob 400
45x3l2 feet in Pleasant Valley .............. $50
40x 40 feet in Edgingtcn, near Ed.ing-
lOu Lane ~
G. fee. front running to river on \. \ DIRK
street ...... .............. $50
SDx6OO feet in LeathefWood .... ............ 1850
3Jxl80 feet on Zane ST. Islsnd ...... ..... $50
S3XlS0 feet on y. York ST., Island. ........ 140O
3Oxi2O feet on S York ST., Island............. 600
lo3x224 feet on y. York ST., $50 per foot front.
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IMPROVED PROPERTY.

Nos. 3Ol5 AID 3Ol7 McColloch ST.. cheap.
No. 1903 Woods St, rooms brick.
No BIO McColloch St, large frame, grounC
l00Xl00 feet.
No SZ3 Market St. brick. rooms.
No. l2l Fourteenth ST., brick, rooms.
No. Is S. Wa5ssh St. brick, rooms, $500.
No S33 Market St, brick, rooms.
No. g Virginia ST., frame. 10 rooms.
(For rent list see Iate,iigsnCer.
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FoR RENT.

noR PENTHOUSE ON THIRTY-FoURTH
u street rooms. Possession 81 once kn-
guire OF JOS. A. LARKIN, 2s4l ChGpline street
mr2leAdh
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GATE OF THAT HEAVENLY CITY.

we should be so overwhelmed with our
unworthiness on ore side, and the SUI
perpal splendor on the other side, we get
a little bewldered and should for few
moments be lost on the streets OF gold,
and among the FURNISHED temples, and
the sapphire thrones, there would be
plenty 10 show US the way, and take Us
out Of our joyful bewilderment; and,
perhaps, the woman of Main would say:
Come, let me take you to the Christ
who raised my only boy TO lie" And
Martha would say: "Come, let me take
you to the Christ who brought up my
brother, Lazarus, from the tomb. And
one of the disciples would say: Come,
and leu me take you to the Christ who
saved our sinking ship in the hurricane
on Gennesaret
And Paul would say, "COme, and let
me lead you 10 the Christ for whom l
died on the road to Ostia." And whole
groups of martyrs would say. Come,
let us show you the Christ for whom we
ratified the chain, and waded the floods,
and dared the fires" And our own
glorifed kindred would flock around us,
saving. I'VE have been waiting good
while for you, but before we talk over
old times, and we tell you OF what we
have enjoyed since we have been here,
and you tell US OF what we have suffer
ed since we parted, come, come, aud let
us show you the greatest sight In all
the place, the most resplendent throne,
aud upon IL the mightiest ConQueror,
the Exaltation Of Heaven, the Theme
of the immortals, the A ltogether-great,
the Altogether good, the Altogether
fair, the Altogether-lovely
Wei. the delightful morn will come,
When nv dear Lord will bring me home,
Aud shall see His face
Then with ny Savior, Brother, Friend,
A blest eternity IN spend,
Triumphant IN His grace.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
Slight Security.

The practical value of great
mans friendship is illustrated by the
following anecdote: A gentleman
who had long been attached to Car
dinal Mazarln, and much esteemed
by that minister, but little assisted
in his finances by court favor, one
day told Mazarin Of his many prom.
ises and his dilatory performance.
The cardinal, who had great regard
for tho man and was unwilling to
lose his friendship, patiently ex-
planned to him the many demands
made upon a person in his situation
as minister, and which 1t would be
politic to satisfy previous to other re-
quests, as they were founded on
services done to the state. "My
Lord" replied his companion, "all
the favor l expect at your hands is
this, that whenever we meet In pub
lie you will do me the honor to tap
me on the shoulder in an unreserved
manner" In two or three years the
friend OF the card.n nal became o
wealthy man on the credit of the
minister's attentions to him; and
Mazarin used to laugh, together with
his confidant, at the folly of the
world in granting their protection to
persons on such slight security.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27

Charles d. Kubach, a machinisl
who lives at 1858 Elliott street, Bal
timore, has secured patent on
machine which metal-plates lumber.
Mr.. Kubach claims that the metal
plated wood has stood the tests O..
fire and will prevent the spread o
flames In any structure where tn,
framework Is so protected. Thil
metal protection is a piece OF sheet
steel that is drawn over the lumbe!
like glove, by means of machinery
rendering the space between the woot
and the covering perfectly alright
The thickness Of this covering Il
about that Of writing paper, and car
be manufactured and placed on lum
Der at less than l cent per squar,
foot. This metal-plated lumber II
not only f1reproof, the inventor
claims, but will be impervious t.
water and defy the havoc of rats
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
WHEN THE HEARTS INITs PRIME

The Suns on his throne, and the Wind on
his tour
Like wandering minstrel DER meadow and
moor,
The day and the season are both In their
prime,
And youths OF its sweetest and tenderest
time.
The buds are m bloom and the birds sing
their best,
The trees are in Leaf and the orchard is
dressed
With clustering fruits, for the years In its
prime,
And youths at its ripest and tenderest time.
Too soon shall the clouds cover sunshiny
sky,
The voice of the minstrel be hushed to q
sigh;
cline,
And clustering fruit shall be melted to wine.
The petals shall fall and the songsters de-
part,
The foliage fade like the youth OF the heart
For swift runs the current of pitiless time,
And always the swlftest when lifes in its
prime.
The birds and the blossoms and fruit shall
appear,
With summers return and the turn of the
year,
The breezes shall be sweet and the sun be as
fair;
Alas but the prime OF my youth is not there.
Each month of the year has its prime, but In
truth
There's only the prime in the season of
youth.
Though hearts love again, and shall love for
all time,
There's only one love when the hearts In Its
prime.
Mary Berri Chapman, in the Century.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
Has a Peculiar Malady.

Tho fourteen year old son of n man
named Emery, at Buffalo, Ind, is af-
fected with q peculiar malady. AL
though apparently otherwise possessed
of ordinary intelligence, he has always
had mania for snakes and wants to
catch and play with them whenever
and wherever found. Last Thursday
he was bitten by viper and, although
his life was saved by prompt medical
attention, he is frequently seized with
spasms in which he has the exact char.
acteristics of reptile, dnrting out his
tongue, swapping at people, and worm
ing his shoulders about in imitation
of crawling snake, until three men
are unable to hold him. Chicago
Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
The Nubs tho Rest.

It is probable that ninety nine out
OF every 100 farmers In this country
have the habit Of shelling of the ap-
par, ltly defective grains OF the butts
and nubs Of their seed corn, and
rlatlng only the full shaped grains
from the middle of the ear. Till re-
Gently this p actice has never been
questioned but actual experiments
sometimes reveals errors in our most
cherished traditions and customs,
and so 1t may be In the selection of
corn to plant An intelligent writer
In the American Cultivator has an
agricultural item" that saves the
nuGs and butts of the ears that for q
couple Of centuries have been cast
aside as no good. most farmers In
selecting their seed c0rn," says the
writer, "break off the tip ends of tho
ears, especially those where the
grains are either imperfect or NAL.
formed. 1t is probably true that
corn from the impertectly developed
tips cannot produce strong, vigorous
plants. But there are some kinds of
corn which, In fayorab seasons, fill
to Their tip end with sound, well de.
veloped grain. 1t is really larger and
heavier than the pinched grains from
the middle Of the ear, where size Is
diminished so as to make the regular
number OF rows There are large
grains also at the butt of the ear.
Here the cob is larger and the grains
have greater room for development.
We remember an interesting expert
ment tried some years ago by Dr. e
l.. Sturdevant, In which long strip
Of corn was planted just as 1t grew
on the ear. The plants from the
round, large grains at the tip were
strongest when they came up and
maintained their leadership through
the season. Those from the butt,
which were also large, were next best,
and the middle part OF the cob pro.
duced the poorest plants. Yet we
have often seen both the tip and butt
broken off before shelling for seed,
thus saving for planting what this
experiment showed to be the poorest
grain on the ear for seed"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
The World is Washing Away.

An interesting calculation has re.
Gently been made public through the
French Academy of Sciences. 1t is to
the effect that taking into considera.
ton the wear and tear on the solid
land by ocean lashing, river erosion
and wind and weather, to say nothing
of probable volcanic action, the world
will, by the end of the year 4, 500, 900,
be completely washed away, and the
ocean will roll over the present foun.
dations of the great continents. New
York Telegram.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27

The man with q husky voice 4,
never sangulne. He is q pessimist
and gazes with unexpected eyes al
the progress of events. Quick, sharp
ly defined tones denote the energetic
man, the originator Of projects. They
characterize the "man of the world,'
the man OF action, not of thought.
The slow and hesitating speaker il
rarely quick in action. His mental
processes are tardy, though the prod.
ucts may be Of permanent value. In.
decision is his chief defect, and he
Is never guilty of energetic resolve.
The man Of great intellect and good
heart has usually rich and pleasing
voice. In ordinary conversation II
is low toned, serene. and distinct.
In the heat OF friendly debate it rolls
forth In loud but harmonious vbra.
tions.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
A NO.TO.BAC MIRACLE.
PHYSICAL PERFECTION PREVENTED
ny the USE OF TOBACCO.
An Old Timer Of Twenty-three Years' To-
bacco Chewing and Smoking Curcd. md

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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27

tressing diseases, such as headaches, indiges-
ton, biliousness, skin diseases, boils, carbun-
cles piles, flstulas and maladies too numerous
to mention.
If people would pay moro attention to
properly regulating the action Of their bow
els, they would have less frequent occasion
to call for their doctors services to subdue
attacks of dangerous diseases.
That, Of all known agents to accomplish
this purpose, DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are unequalled, is proven by the fact that
once used, they are always in favor. Their
secondary effect is to keep tho bowels open
and regular, not to further constipate, as is
tho case with other pills. Hence, their great
popularity with sufferers from habitual con-
stipation. piles and indigestion.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27

Recently in Austria most success.
full and satisfactory trial was made of
smoke-consuming apparatus to loco
motives and doubtless suitable for all
other steam engines. A number of
practical and scientific guests made
the trip between Vienna and Znaim, a
distance of about sixty-two miles, be.
hind an absolutely smokeless locomo.
tive. Open cars were used and even
at speed of over forty-five miles per
hour, nothing but clearwater steam
was emitted, and no smoke, sparks or
cinders, and even the guests riding on
the locomotive, found at the end of
the journey that their coats, linen and
hands were as clean as when they
started. This apparatus is an auto
matte device, attached to the outside
of the boiler, which supplies the fire
with just enough air to consume the
smoke and gas Over the fire steam
veil whirls and mixes the air and gas,
and this burned gas is forced against
the boiler and every particle of heat
is utilized. 1t is claimed that saw
ing OF from ten to twenty-five per
cent. is effected in heat giving ma.
terial. This device has been in con-
stant use for over two years and has
been found entirely satisfactory. The
invention is astonishingly simple in
construction and operation and soon
saves its cost. A special advantage of
the apparatus is that it can be readily
attached to any locomotive or station.
AIRY boiler without the slightest alter
alton of the general system used in
either. Atlanta Constitution.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27

'Jack, Jack!" pleaded Essie, hold.
ing up her hands, as if every word
were a blow.
81 need detain you no longer" he
said, as he bowed frigidly and touched
the neck of his horse with his whip.
lash, and the next minute he was gone.
Poor Essie dragged herself back to
cheek and her heart colder still. Was
she the victim of enchantment? What
did all this mean?
Tea was over at least, but Esther
Elmford did not know whether she
had eaten hot biscuit or cold, hasty
pudding. She mad listened, with a
vague, unmeaning smile, to Mrs. Nor
ris's prolonged account of little
Tommy's last siege of diphtheria and
Miss Adelgitha's proposed visit to New
York. 1t was almost as if brain and
nerve were benumbed, when Jessa-
mine Strikers clear, sweet voice struck
across the current of her hopeless
apathy and she found herself in con.
fidential corner of the best bedroom
upstairs, with Jessamine eagerly har.
arguing her.
"The strangest thing!" cried Jessa-
mine. ''He found it in the maple
sugar kettle. Alice had made some
flannel cakes, and he dipped out a
dipperful of the hot sirup for us to
eat with it, and Leon came within one
of swallowing the ring. Whose is
it?' said he. why, Essie Elmford's,
of course, said I. Didn't 1 see the
sparkle of it when she took off her
mitten to unfasten the lid of the bas-
ket that held Uncle Peters crullers?
And it must have slipped off her
finger, said he, when she went to stir
the sugar in the kettle So he hung
it on his watchchain for safekeeping
until we came home, and here it is. )"
Esther murmured q word or two of
thanks.
81 was very careless" said she.
But even after Jessamine was gone,
she sat staring at the pretty trinket
which had SO nearly been boiled down
into maple sugar. What was the use
of it now? What was the use of any
thing?"
"Esther! Esther!' p her father
called up the narrow wooden stairway.
"Here's Mr.. Jefferson wants to speak
to you"
How strangely all these things
seemed to succeed one another, like
the dull lapses of a dream. She knew
not how, but she was standing, with
Jacks arm around her, her troubled
eyes looking up into his.
"My own darling" he whispered,
"can you ever forgive me for being
such brute? l have just seen that
Striker fellow. He's not such a bad
lot, after all, and everything is ex:
planned. Sweetheart, say that you
forgive me! l never shall forgive
myself" ="
And all the horrid nightmare feel
ing was over, and the engagement was
secret no longer, and poor little
Esther Elmford was happy again.
''But I don't think, said she, "that
I shall ever want to taste maple sugar
again. Not just yet, at all eventsl I"
New York Ledger.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
Can't Blame Her

One OF the leading bankers OF Basle,
when visiting the Menagerie Planet
after particularly copious repast,
was induced to purchase young and
vicious lion, Of which transaction.
however, he failed subsequently to
retain any remembrance. The ar.
rival OF the lion first alarmed and
then infuriated the bankers wife ia
such a degree that dispute ensued,
which has now resulted in a suit for
divorce.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
ITS ORIGIN.

There was a poet who would sing
In light, bewitching rhyme,
OF any man or anything,
At any place or time;
And when an editor one day
Had caught him unawares,
He wrote verse about the way
He
Went
Down
Stairs.
And ever since that time, the bard,
When Inspirations flow
Is said to find 1t very hard
To keep from writing so,
And every poet, young or gray,
His tribute fondly bears,
To him who wrote about the way
He
Went
Down
Stairs.
-Washinrton Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-08-27
ASSIST NATURE

q little now and then,
with n gentle, cleans
ing laxative, thereby
removing offending
matter from the stom-
ach and bowels, and
toning up and inviGo-
rating the liver and
quickening its tardy
action, and you there
by remove the cause
NJ n nultitude Of dis