The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1894-02-15

To love in n cottage she didn't demur-
Her taste quite inclined her to that;
The only occasion for worry 10 her
Was the proscct of love in a fiat.
Washington Star.
THE GIRL OF THE PERIOD.
She leaucd at eve against the gate, maid d.
vinely fair
A passerby became so charmed he straight
way kissed her there.
The maiden neith2r screamed nor ran, but
answered his careSS.
And, having wheeded him awhile secured his
address.
And now no more he wonders at her mild be-
hayiOr then,
For he's defendant in a suit she brought for
thousand ten.
Detroit Tribune.
it was disorder that produced earth's
first lawyer.-P1tc6.
Nature works wonders and man then
takes them and works them at two bits
a head admissions; children half price.
-GaiUeSt0n NelCS.
The photograph of boy never looks
like him, because no one ever saw a
boy as clean as he is in 4 photograph.
-AtChtS0D Globe.
The philosopher who wrote that a
good name is better than riches never
had case in an American court OF
law.-Butui0 Courier.
During the preserving season the
housewife realizes that one essentias
of the occupation is TO preserve her
animity.-BoSton Courier.
Jack-How will | ever get along
when you go to the seaside? Myrtylla
Oh, shall expect you to come down
at least once week to get reengaged.
-Puc6.
Salvationist--If you swear at those
horses you'll never get to heaven.
Jersey City Driver-Yes; an if don't
swear at 'em Iii never git to Hobok
-Judge.
Day-Most of the foes of intemper-
ance don't practice what they preach.
Weeks-You don't mean that they
drink? Day-No! talk too much.-M.
\. Times.
When the millennium comes the
bather who keeps one foot on the bot
tom will quit telling her friends that
she has really learned to SWIM
Martha's Vineyard Herald.
Foster ghtfst-Say! Let me have
that flyer | loaned you last night, will
YOU? Mr.. Spender-For heavens sake,
man alive. | haven't had time to spend
it brooklyn Life.
Madam, will you marry me:
Mrs. Penns-You are the last man on
earth would marry. Laker-Never
mind, then; | didn't suppose there
wprp 81 many ahead Puck
Young Golight-She said l was eth
er fool or knave. Miss Hubb-
Shocking. Young Golight I should
say So Miss Hubb-Yes, she should
have said l-ther. Good Good.
Doctor-Your mother should take you
out Of the city if she desires to see you
robust Nd YOU ever summer on &
faFms No sir; but | springed and
failed O. n farm. Good NelCS.
Small Boy Oeading in tramp
"Oh, mamma! this poor old gentleman
says he hasn't had thing to eat fol
eight months, so I've invited him
home to lunch with us.-Horper'S Bd'
gar.
Wife-Are you sure you caught this
fish? Mr.. Gavfello-Of course. Wife
1t smells very strong. Mr.. Gayfellc
Strong? | should say it was. Ii
nearly pulled me overheard. Y
Weekly.
First Lawyer - Do you know old
Misery is dead? Second Lawyer NO
is he? What did he die of? First Law
yer-H Heart failure. Second Lawyer
Ali, trying to find itself, suppose
BrooklyI1 Eagle.
81 understand" said the man of gen.
eral information. that the King OF
Siam has hundred wives. Great
Scott" exclaimed Mr.. Meekins; mo
wonder he isn't looking for war. =
WaSb,Hgt0n star.
Jiuks-When burglars were in your
house the other night did Mrs. Filkins
'ook under the bed for a man? Filkins
Yes, and found one too! Jinks-
One of the burglars? Filkins-No-
me!-RarpeT'S Bazar.
Telegraph operator (reading mes
sage) w hats this? will marry you
whenever you wish" Mature Spins
ter-Yes; do you think it too forward
It. my lirst offer and I'm afraid he'll
get away.-Bost0n Beacon.
Artist-Miss Brownie-Brown, who
is to marry prince, won't let us have
her photograph for publication. Ed
/ itor-She won't. eh? Tell the foreman
to use one of those cuts labeled "Be.
fore Taking. T. Weekly
The organ grinder has received 10.
/ kreuzer piece, with a request for
kreuzers in change. He hands out
/ llreuzers, with the remark: Il haven
any more change, but you can pas:
here four times now and pay nothing
-FIicgcEde B,eisttsr.
Mis-. Potts-I know that one of the
young men who visit you so regularly
is YOUR brother, but who is the othe
one? Mary Ann-Yes'm, one of 'em il
my brother, and-and-l guess th'
other one is going to be his brother-in
law after a little while.-Mdianapott
J0uyHal.
Boy Gin front of theateD Please
sir, if you're goin' hoqle, won't yot
give ME your check? Gentleman-l
is very late, and it seems to me a bo'
of YOUR age would be better off iu be-
than at a theater. Boy-Please, sill
the show would be over before W
could git through arguin' that que>
ton. Gimme the check, won't you?-
Good NelcS.
RS. Fadd-uId you know that Mr.:
Askin has started out us dress re
former? Mrs. Fodd-Shc'il never max
her gowns fashionable. Mrs. Fadd-
Oh.yeS she viii. She's going to chars
t,yisa - In.pb f,r han, a. hn old lii N