The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-06-12

To the boss at large the spectacle OF boss In
the States prison can only be exceeded In I'M
presstyeness by the presence OF TWO posses
there. unless haply there might be three or a
greater number, for which Increment there Is
no lack of material and some hope IN the signs
Of The times.-New York Tribune.
Before Mr.. Bayard makes another one of his
admirable after-dinner speeches In London
there are some people In this country who
would like to know whether the Monroe doc
trine is to be permanently suspended In favor
OF English operations in Central America.-New
York World.
Attention Is called to the impressive fact that
more money was taken at the gates OF the
baseball grounds In New York on Memorial
day than was ever realized from performance
OF italian opera in that city. IL IS a great sea-
son for the game.-BOston Herald.
Belva Lockwood has been refused permission
TO practice in the Virginia Court of Appeals.
The law reads that "persons'' may be given
that privilege, so we may conclude that, In the
educated legal eye OF that region, she is not
person."-Boston Journal.
The proposition 10 construct a hotel on piles
In the ocean ten miles from land is allurng at
first thought, but The wrecked iron piers and
bulwarks along the coast do not encourage be-
lief in its feasibllity.-New York Mall and Ex-
press.
The New York assessors have got the Gould
estate down for $4,000. 900, but the Gould
heirs say I'VE live In New Jersey" That is,
they live In New jersey for taxation and in
New York TO make money.-ChIeago Inter
Ocean.
The conversion" of Senator Blanchard of
Louisiana to the protective policy means simply
that he wants good stiff duty on sug ar, while
he favors free trade for the interests of all the
rest OF the country.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The New York courts have now decided that
the Ives law is constitutional, which Will afford
race-goers undisturbed facilities for backing
the right horse at the wrong time to the limit OF
extreme MISUNDERSTANDING Dispatch.
The habit of false swearing at the New York
Custom-house is SO fixed upon Gothamites
evadlng indirect taxation that they dread being
required 10 tell the truth under direct taxa
tion.-Chicago Herald.
If Buffalo Bill wants any more UNIQUE attrac-
lions for his Wild West show he should be in
formed that Cap'n Arson and his Colts" are
near Brooklyn and would be sold cheap.-ChI-
cago Times.
The French actor, Mounet Sully, would like
to have verit1catlon OF the fabulous fortune
He says he has not made a dollar.-lndan-
apols News.
The Greeley statue is the first statue ever
raised In New York by organized la Dor to an
organized labor man. Greeley having been the
first president Of the "Big Six."-Boslon
Herald.
Woman suffrage, in lis DIT aetical form. seems
TO be an inspiration that rests one foot on
bllghted natural hopes and the other on totter-
ing senillty.-New York Commercial Adyer-
tiser.
1t is easy to lead a Washington correspon-
dent to the stand, but it is very dfncut 10 make
him tell what he knows. See the sugar trust
investigation proceedlngs.-St. Louis Star Say
lngs.
The frequency with which European Prime
Ministers resign indicates that their Jobs are
not, after all. the soft snaps they are believed
10 be.-New York Commercial Advertiser.
To judge from his speeches and magnetic in.
huence at London banquets. ambassador Bay
ara carries in his vest pocket large piece OF
the Barney stOne.-New York Recorder.
In connection with this alleged armor fraud,
some now say the white paint characteristic of
our navy is not unsuggesiiye Of whirewash-
Philadelphia Times.
II Hawaii beats John Bull in competitive
contest for taking up uBinhabite Islands, the
new Government will prove Itself up to date
Pittsburg Press.
Song OF the scandal-monger to the correspon-
dent: "F0r goodness sake, don't say l told
you."-PhladeIphi Record.
The States with men like the Waites and
Altgelds for leaders are little more than schools
OF anarchy and war.-Galveston News.