New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-05

Daggs-In politics the "ns" are Always satsfA
Gaggs-No, always: there Is John Y. McKans, .s
! Instance
Why il It that there Is every year 50 grea, an out:
burs, Of me.ody g'.ee.D about The watermes;'
What is the watermelon tha' u should Be ns
csle5rated9 Il cannot hJt a car re % the e2ni.
.oupe ei;her for flavor OF harmles ness. The sr;
army OF watermelon poets - cicu-atea 70 maze
two-thirGs A puff. with ne other ;n.ri s1.r
Juice that pleases neither pa.ai4 nor s,omaen ate
gate Yourselves 20 the rear. Nersesmiths Nao y
he watermelon "a foun iat!oa ~ your . rye! y.
yaporlngsi You give one pain. and so does lc1
Observation-Disclosures Express
In speaking o, the death q aged Bar,s
deacon. The Springfield Republican" remarked y
other day. Although a CUTE; and unos;eniai1
man, he was very much respected
Carleton-Did you hear that Giddiboy and \
wife had had frequent quarre.s since the1 ms
Montauk-r don't believe It; they live in on. q
those measy little fats where iher. = h0' "'a
room for an Observation-Disclosures H'se
Jars-I tell you. Mayor Gilroy's arguments IN '.'s
OF harmony in the Democratic party are SOUND
Gaggs-Yes. all sound
He-I had a queer dream about you last n.yns
Miss Louisa | was about TO give you Ks, ~
suddenly we were separated by a river ina, graz
ually grew as big as the Rhne A., Ella
She-Anl was there no bridge, no ooa''-f~
gende Batter
The Spread OF Civzation.-Japan no e""AI
Come on. John: lets show them that we are j"
as advanced Christians as they are-tcnicas' '0a
nal.
local band day PLAYING At p9 N. Sas
when an old weaver came up and asked the JAW
master what that was they were playing :, LIN
That Is The Death of Nelson. soieFnhH '''''
the bandmaster. . n.s rn
him an awfu th.'-ODundee News
The Rochester Union" declares tha, Governor
Hogg. OF Texas. IS a Jenersonian Democrat s~
"forgets more in two minutes every day 'nA| -.
mlsrepresenters learn IN twen,y-four hours .
sounds Ike a frst-ciass Endorsement. but wnen wv
come 10 think IL over. Il loses gool dea' I" q,
force A man with such a tremendous capaeI
forgetting might easily. in the course 81 u1'
or two. forget all he knew, especially :"
never knew much. anyhow.
To the Chinese there Is no confusion in ne ns All
of their cruisers and gunboats. and II ing I've
King Yuen get mixed by the time theS sH,r,,nes
New-York II will not seriously anect me "snsss n,
OF war In the China Sea. In coloquidI ,nrs In
distinction is preserved By the difference OF 0bg,T
the Chinese characters. or ideograpAs te ~, anl
Chih-Yuen no more resemble each otns ssr BUNKER
"New-York" and Minneapolis. or tls" "T,ae
Hi Monument resembles ne Ste,e .Chen- Yuea'
Guarding the Future" The charaS'7la, ,s,rana
other vessels distinct in sognd. s spPps
and meaning as these two-t5oston lfA"'''F
Flggs-I don't see now the iric""'
can say he is the greatest novel-wri'e' !"
country u,,,.sp
Giggs-Oh. that's easy enough. lie mas
ten novels in the last twelve months
".Our hero sat in the corner OF the railway Mss
partment devourlng his newspapers ,,,on 70 Der
Myrtle Doan, from the latest acau'S'''0
.He wor devourng WHAT asked her fath''
His newspaper. the book says" replied N " Tcr
oh tDf an
readin' about. an now. be the powers he ~
TO be a goat!'-tWashlngton star. A
Professor Asa Gray says that the Washlnsr ",oaua
A, Cambridge Mass. has been estimates ras,
100000 leaves which would make Su'' ever
ton OF about five acres in extent. and give three
fair day in the growing season seve" 90"
quarter tons OF moisture u,s
First Charmer-tIow is that novel 20" ~
Second charmer-Ach, Disappointing IN b.sut.
handsome young man is madly In love VIZ The simple
ful young lady; but fancy. how aosu'
fellow has no money!-(Feieraoehu al
IL anybody wants a millionaire coach"s" ,s,,ou Of
President Cleveland. who rejected the spp"d that
n candidate. otherwise eligible on the w. pres-
he was worth too much money more Una" 4aw the
dent. In fact who declined hablsuaiV y ,onhesv
aars and rear buttons OF character ~ wise
with worldly possessions. The decision va and Il
one though no political principle Is iN,,, plst'
will not make a figure in the next freS''N'
form ros
During trip through Utah i few At the AsIsSss
said A q Ieyerlng OF Kansas City, a..nrng prooss
last nicht. Il witnessed a most conVS1'he Grea!
Of the weight OF the salleden wae eh was boSn.s.
Salt Lake. A strong gale OF VIM INTO low. WHY,
capped ridges while along the shore -" as strons
like Nat banks OF new-falen snow, ,resh water u
equal extent it would unquestlonaoly yigation
such an agitation OF Its surface t ma II not hgns
s Sarilous The waves there showed slight esys;
sIsancs to the wind and rose ons momentum stirso.
On n ,h Ss! s Cw Sssvy depth
ured into the water at point n1a that It was mRsss
not exceed o 1STe against fs: them as snsSdr
swept rss'.ssSsy a Though an oneo%nsa ~
W VS.. NM manner practised by batnerso
iansie 'e Csos mt" Louis Globe Den0e''"