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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

THE ROSE SHow.-The executive
committee Of the Salem horticulture
club met yesterday afternoon witt
Mrs. Geo. III. Burnett, and set the dat,
for the exhibition, for June Sth and 9th
being Friday and Saturday followInl
election. This will be the week befor,
commencement, and seems TO be aboul
the only desirable date within th,
Hover season. IL Is also hoped tn,
strawberry crop may be Ia condition
for display at this time. Aside from
the roses and strawberries, which al
ways attract wide attention the com.
mittee has arranged with some of tn,
b!cyclists To have "A grand street parade
on one afternoon. 1t Is expected thai
no less than 200 wheels can be turned
out,all decorated with roses. This will
be great sight, and worth going mile,
10 see. The show will probably b,
held In the opera house, which will b,
made perfect tow,r OF floral decora
tIons. This will be the fourth annual
fair, and will ECLIPSE any previous
effort IA the committees of ladies In
charge meyer do things by halves. Re
member, June Sth and 9th, II you have
any roses or berries exhibit them.
whether you expect premium or not
All Marion and Polk county grower.
are Invited TO come in and participate.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
IN EoATH C'R'LINA.
BY HARRY ]. sHELLM AN.

BY HARRY j. SHELLM An.
Lite, stranger, lite: turn yo' hoss out tina
on the grass;
Hits gittn' on to'a'ds night, an low 20
oughtn't 10 pass
An resk bein' stuck on the road with no
whah t all TO stay;
Fo' houses they aiA't nigh so plenty up ye
ez over yon way.
Prospectin', take hit yo' air, fo' ion an
copper an sich?
Wall, this is Gods own country; yo're shoat
10 strike on to hit rich
Somewhat, ef yo' keep on a hunt iol
L'r'lina's the land O. the blest.
But lite stranger, lite; that's right. Come
upon the poach heah an rest.
'Scuse my not risin' My leg, what lost W
at Gettysbdrg's fight,
IL troublin me some, so 1 beg to be lowed
TO keep still ef might.
War hurt thar yo'sel? Wall, thought that
empty sleeve p'inted that way.
Now hadn't better call Pomp an have yo
boss put up to stay?
War into that scrimmage mysef. Great
Jupiter WANT hit no
We charged up that Roun Top hill in a reg
lar hailstorm o shot,
An thousans that went up the rise list
stayed thar.an' never went back.
rested spell thar myse'f, spread out I'll
the tightin' grew sack.
When we'uns went no with rush, AM n
ag'tn' yo'uns kerslop,
An did all that flesh an blood could, an
arter that me to a stop.
I somehow, got left on the groun little way
off from the rest,
with the bones all smashed in my leg, an
the hole Of a ball in my breast.
thought war dead when the sup went
under AN the fightin' had Quit,
An the fiery thirst hit come on Til thsught
my throat gwIne TO split
Then | groaned, an young chap in blue
without any baird on his chin,
Lynn nigh, reached canteen yer, an said:
"Heah, taAe some Of this in.
I'll give yo' some water" says he; Though
I'm not feelin' pleasant at all.
I've lost one arm an been dropped by the
wind ofa cannon ball;
But I'm ptckin' VI now, though. an when l
90 back 10 our lines" ne said
I'll Jist you long; but doan kick, or III
blow of the top o yo haid 70
Ire En,now, yous Yank but hain't get
no ieelin, ag'in EN-.
Each fought TO his princerples then, an each
done his best fo' TO win EN-.
You won, an come out with one ann; LOST.
an this stump shows how did.
l reckon hits best eZ hit is than havin' the
Union di ided.
What You the boy Bluecoat ez give me a
drink, an the story will Mt you?
You, Tom Rawlus? By hokey, I've a good
70 TO hit you!
heah, give me thatltve hand 70 shake, Now
settle yose'f down 70 stoppin'
A month or so, while we talk on our meetip
Wnah guns war a poppin.
sally Saw, sally on, sally! send down IN
the cellar s.fiyiu',
An gits o that rar' ole peach from whah
hits 81 long been a-lyin'
gsinin' a beautiful flavor for a dozen odd
yeah or noah;
re means The derned Bluecoat wat took
me Prisner into the wah!
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

A MEAN Trick. The Astoria Bad
get thinks 1t was real mean trick thai
was played on young man aud a
widow recently. II was the first real
pleasant evening Of the season, and
u was nobody's business II they did sit
down on "A board by barn to look at
the stars and things, then 10 go Inside
the barn when they saw some fellows
coming that way, In order 10 be not
observed. II wasn't right In the two
scamps 10 sit down ON the same board
and smoke cigars and tell stories aud
Keep the poor lovers hlved up nearly
all night No, boys, that Is not right;
you might get taken that way yourself
some day.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
WestaCott & Irwin,
27l Commercial Street
LITTLE LOCALS.

Joe Powers, popular young Salem
ite went TO Portland yesterday morn
ing on the steamer Modoc, for treat
ment at ST. Vlncenps hospital. .---- Mis-
frankie Chase, with her friend Rem
Holland, yesterday afternoon celebrat
ed the 10th birthday OF both girls, a
her home on East State street, b,
giving party TO number Of younl
friends. THE county rock crushe
has been taken 10 SCOTS Mills. 900.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
Special Saturday Sale.

Pattern hats and bonnets at greatly
reduced prices; have just received full
line Of sailors in all styles and colors
snd Spanish. Turbans" the very new
est thing in ladies' head wear. No old
stock. Ladies' who want something
particularly nice for "Decoration day.
wear, will do well to call! New goods
and the latest, arriving almost daily.
Saturdays, for the balance of this sea
son, will be devoted by Mrs. Flester to
special and attractive "drive sales" in
some feature Of millinery wear or trim
ming. Watch her announcements
closely.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
IlIEIl.

FRANClS'-At the residence In south
Salem at noon to-day, Mrs. j. Ellen
Francis, wife OF James Francis, OF
heart failure, aged So years,
Deoeased has been failing In health
for some time past, bat her demise was
sudden aud unexpected. She came
nom Missouri about Is years ago. and
In 1879 WAS marie TO Mr. Francis
who survives her, She also leaves fve
Mns. Nancy Ann MeAfee, Of
Portland; EliEA }, L.awvnee, Of Ben
ION county; silAs L., aud ID. w, Jones,
II salem, aud l.. NJ. Jones, 81 soda.
'ille,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

A PENNoYER BAND. The olC
Italian who was In the city the othel
day with several drums, a harmonica
triangle, and several other instruments
strapped onto his person, all playing at
once. must have been the kind of a
brass band Gov, Pennoyer endorses.
he had symbols on his head, aud when
he spoke the sound must have been
very much the same rs when the gov.
ernor makes Popclist speech.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
HORN

Nc SORLEI.-In Myers addition To
Salem, wednesday, May %, 1894, 10
the wife Of Jehn McSorley, a son,
SALMoN.-on Monday, May sl, 1894,
AT the family home on Asylum ave
nue, TO the wife OF h, +, salmon, a
sou.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
JOHN HUGHES.

Dealer in Groceries, Paints,
Oils, Window Glass, Earnishes
and the most complete stock of
Brushes of all Kinds i'm the
state. Artists Materials, Lime,
Hair. Cement and Shingles and
finest quality of GRASS SEEDS
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Many clean Democrats will vote the
Republican legislative ticket all over
Oregon, rather than take any chances
on Pennoyerism.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

INDIAN JUsrCR. R.-rhe standard Of
morals among the umalilla Indians is
improving. An Indian with the eu-
phonlOus name of "willlot-ya.p po- wit, Z"
is confined In the agency jail for living
with two dusky sweethearts, One ~
the women, "He-u.wa-ta-oa'luok, pom
mi, is also u prisoner, Both will he
tried Ia the Indian court,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

l. l.. Patterson b ing burnt out while
away from home suffers a severe loss,
Dlt the solid Republicans of Marion
county will stand by him all the firmer
Tor his misfortune. He is doing his
duty just the same.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

A HAPPY MAN.-Salem las one
man who is always happy. lie never
complains Of hard times aud always
has enough 20 help poor friend Billy
Wright the scissors grinder Is the lucky
man. He takes three daily newspapers,
Including the CAPITAL JOURNAL, OF
couFse. He is always posted aud never
the Victim ofa bunoo man.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Y. M. @. A.-rhe Portland Y. NJ. q.
A. rooms have recently beenlnemodsled
and renovated, greatly improving their
attractive qualities. IL seems the Port
land boys no longer wish 10 be outdone
by their Salem neighbors.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Lying about the JOURNAL editor will
not cast him any votes. Telling the
truth is what hurts, but the profess.
lonal political liar never INDUCES in
that pastimp.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
How Nice

Miss Bel is looking, Addie. Yes.
laura why, only year ago her fac,
wa, Has completely covered with pimples
ulu.ohes and sores. She told mothe,
thSt she owed her nice, clear comnlsv.
I'u 70 her using sulphur Bltters. We'll
Ltnrs, shall try them too. "
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

The Popocrat bosses are having a
good time trying to get conscientious
Populists to vote for straight Demo.
Gratis. 1t won't 90 down.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

As THE SUNsHINE-ls fresh and
wholesome and grateful, so are the gar
ments laundried at the Salem Steam
Laundry, fresh and wholesome to the
sight, feeling and smell.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

MATERIALs-To build with, Of all
sorts, solid, honest, reliable materials.
That's what the Salem Improvement
Co. is selling daily, at 95 High street
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
PREPARE FOR 1T.

On June lst Jos. Clark, the Court
street grocer, will begin a strict cash
business. His popular low prices will
be continued and made still lower
where it is possible. Jos. Clark, 100
Court street. Is 2W
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Few men have ever made more
friends in four years than plain Phil.
Metschan has right here in Salem since
he is state treasurer,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Avoid the smell of a Chinaman Ia
hot weather, by having your laundry
work done at the salem steam laundry.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

w. II. G. ATTENTION The members
of Sedwick w. r. G. No. will meet
at their hall sunday May eth at 80
.. m. to accompany the q. A. h to the
Nj. T.. church TO attend union Memo
rial service. Mrs. Lou Smith, presi,
dent; Lottie NJ. Burton, secretary.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

a PRINCE.-lou eau dress like "a
prince, by having your laundry work
done at the Salem steam laundry.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Losr,-on May 18th, a gentleman's =
cravat pin, The finder will please
leave IL at this office and receive re-
ward. 5.2l.6t
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

lfyou can't tind someone you want
to see, remember you will find him at
Dawson h Doty's Court street market.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Aoung man your suit has come. and
II Is a dandy. The latest cut and
newest style goods, al q. w. johnson
Il Soa's.
Hear Thos. Tongue at Salem mex,
Thursday night.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
Hop Growers.

Call and zee the Morrison hop press.
VIM. Brown II Co., doors south of
Ladd Il Bushes bank.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Worlds Pair Highest Award.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

The Fair The Fair, The Fair For
bargains,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
SUGGESTED COMMENT.

Hear Thos. Tongue at Salem next
Thursday night.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
SWINGING AROUND THE CIRCLE
The Journal Man and the Other
Republican Candidates on Their
Travels.

travels.
AT sUBLIMITY,
A number Of the candidates partOok
Of splendid dinner, prepared by Mrs.
LaCroix. Jas. w. Taylor, who has
canvassed this county several times,
was In the audience. The local Repub-
icans are not lacking in enthusiasm.
After dinner we went oyer TO Kingston
station and an Oregon Pacific train
bore us up the picturesque Santiam
valley TO Detroit, eighteen miles above
Mimic.
SENATOR PATTERSON
has made several speeches Of half q
minute each but has not broken this
record at any Of the school houses. He
does a great deal of his work on the
outside and makes a good business im-
preston on all classes Of citizens. As
county chairman two years ago he
made large number of acquaintance
among the leading Republicans, VIII"
Ill greet him cordially and with en-.
husiasm as candidate for senator.
AT DETROIT.
r. NJ. Poe called the meeting to order
4, president Of the Republican club.
los. Monroe Is president Of the POpu
lists. They claim from Is to 40 voters,
While there are over one hundred votes
ia the precinct. This is the present
terminus of the Oregon Pacific railway
fdahana is four miles beyond, like Il
great many hopes Of many q candidate.
The Cascade house sets a splendid Re
publican table. Here, to the merry
music Of the ever roaring Populist San.
tam, we all went to bed and slept The
sleep Of the just. The procession mex
went on to Mill City and thence Owe
the mountains to Mehama, the little
gem Of summer resorts.
A MOUNTAIN TRIP.
Mounted behind a pair Of Cayut'
cats we drove TO Mehama where We
went to sleep, lulled to slumber by the
roaring of the Santiam river, which
here takes It's final plunges off the foot
hill Cascades 10 flow on az peaceful |
valley stream until it mingles with the
broader Willamette, which pours into
the Columbia and that into the Pacific |
Ocean.
We left the numbering village at 6
o'clock and up through the clear, cool
air we climbed three miles
up the mountain at an almost half
pitch. We were some In the tall tim
Der trees l50 TO 800 feet high, and from
to 10 feet in diameter. Grouse were
lootlng, pheasant were drumming and
quail were whlstling. The cuckoo, t.
arge black bird, was calling from th,
crest deeps. The golden winged wood.
jecker was sending his high, shril,
notes from hill to hill. The blue Jay
II the mountains Is a large, beautiful
'lrd with pointed topknot, almost
Ike chieftain's plume. AS every
hing grows to colossal proportions on
he Pacific coast, 80 even the so-called |
apsucker that Ii u tiny forest bird
back east here grows Us large "a u 4
mali pigeon.
At eight o'clock we are up to the
now line On all sides are glitterinl
now peaks and cliffs of lavatic rock
undreds of feet straight on the face.
me view down the valley shows the
oast range of mountains seventy miles
way on the other side of the William.
tie valley.
"BILI.Yn HoBsoN.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

HOUSE TO RENT-Corner Church and Fer.
Smith. "a a; -
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

'hE most perfect hitting truss made. viii
l. hold rupture where all Others have
iaIled' For sale by ]. L. Parrish, 4OI Capital
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

A LARGE-Btlly Wright's boys (and Billy
moving lawns, doing garden work, and othST.
wise mlndlng other peoples business as well
happy. rs I'm "
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

IOATTERS.-Portland, sacramento, seattle,
AT Beanett's, Postoffice block.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

II USBAND WANTED-A young widow de.
III sires husband whose fortune is eouI
70 her own. Please send photo. p a *
osl, MarshalltOwn, Iowa, 81 inI.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
CHILLY" HoBsoN.

w. IL. Hobson, Republican candidate
for senator, was born In Missouri, came
TO Oregon In lSiS, located on "A farm
near Stayton, at which town he has
lived ever since. Mr.. Hobson was
educated In the Sublimity viii
lage school under Beach aud Craw.
ford. lie Ia now engaged In merchan-
dising and IL one of the substantial bus
mess men and solid taxpayers OF Ma.
rlon county. He has been "a life. long
Republican Of Il Republican family, all
the Hobson brothers being of that po-
litloal stripe. lie is interested Ia
store and sawmill at Stayton aud Mill
City, besides being large land owner.
He will make conservative legislat ".
ALoNzo GEsNER,
Marion couuty's Republican candidate
for joint senator, is the oldest man op
the county tioket-born In Illinois In |
1912 tie Is running against ID. r..
Swank, the Aumsvllle miller and
money-lending Populist, and r.. II.
Russell, Democrat OF Oswego, Clacka.
mas county, MIR. Gesner has been In
Marion county near.y forty-nine years.
He was raised on the old homestead
six miles southeast OF Salem. slill own
sd by the mother and children, and
" Shich his father traded an old-fashlon.
"a Kentucky rifle for, Mr., Gesner has
'oen farmer and surveyor nearly all
lis life. MIR. Gesner 10 not showy
,ind Of man, There Is nothing bril-.
amt or pescooky about Lou Gesner
at lots OF solid horse sense.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

lhKISIlAN SCIENCE-Literature of all
" Kinds on sale at 326 Liberty street. 4-5-iy
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25
New Advertisements.

OST-Two books on mining and mineral.
II ology, Name of Amos SlroLg in one book
ana l.. A. Dawson in the other. Finder will
please return to L. A. Dawson at the Conf
81. Market and receive reward
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-25

NH!s PAPER is kept on fiIe at E. c. Dake's
Il y advertising Agency, "a and IS Merchants
nAchsnge, san Francisco, California, where
'Iac's Ior advertising can be made for IL
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1894-11-29
THE WORK OF HER ENEMY.
And 1t Was Such an Awfully Mea
Thing to Do Too.

Thing to Do Too.
cit was Miss Miggs; know it was"
she exclaimed angrily. ''She is the only
girl in the city who is mean enough to
do such a thing"
"Such a thing as what?" asked her
dearest friend.
'As that" she cried, holding up
letter and glaring at it. ''It is an insult
"a disgraceful insult-but know that
he could not be Intentionally guilty of
such an affront. She must have put him
up to it. -
"Who is her, asked the dearest friend,
anxiously working to get at the story.
why, Roger McGurhan, Of course"
she returned in the same quick, excited
manner. "Who else should it be. Hasn't
he been calling here for the last three
months? Hasn't he been almost on the
point of proposing twice? Didn't have
everything arranged to catch him next
time? And now comes this!'
"What is it, dear? What is it?''
''Readv' replied the naughty young
beauty as she tossed the letter to her
friend. It was as follows:
''Mr. Roger McGurhan presents his
compliments to Miss Daisybelle and
would consider it an honor to have her
company at the polls on registration day.
He will take pleasure in calling for her
at such time as will suit her conven-
ience."
''I'm sure that's very courteous Oh
him." said the dearest friend. "Why
should YOU
Courteous! COURTHOUSE" cried the
beautiful girl. "And I only IS years old,
as I once told him! Oh, some enemy
has done thisp '-Chicago Post.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1894-11-29
Egyptian Geometry.

The Ahmes papyrus doubtless repre-
sents the most advanced attachments of
the Egyptians in arithmetic and geom-
etry. It is remarkable that they should
have reached so great proficiency in
mathematics at so remote a period of
antiquity. But strange indeed is the
fact that during the next 1900 years
they should have made no progress
whatsoever in it.
All the knowledge of geometry which
they possessed when Greek scholars Wis
tied them, six centuries B. c., was
doubtless known to them 1900 years
earlier, when they built those stupen-
dous and gigantic structures, the pyra-
mids. An explanation for this stagna-
ton of learning has been sought in the
fact that their early discoveries in math-
ematics and medicine had the misfor-
tune of being entered upon their sacred
books, and that in after ages it was
considered heretical to augment or mod
ify anything therein. Thus the books
themselves closed the gates to progress
History Of Mathematics, Cajori.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1894-11-29

The Finest Display of Table and
Fancy CrOckery and Glass
Ware I'm the City.

A crate of a new pattern of ROYAL
Semi Porcelain will soon be on exhibit
ton at Greene & Co.'S if it has not al
ready arrived, which cannot fail to meet
with popular approval. Both in de-
sign and materialit is attractive. Equal
to goods commanding nearly double
the price tor this line of goods. 1t is
not DIT all probable that this line will
remain in stock long 1T is bound to go
rapidly, and persons looking after a
bargain in table crockery should take
time bv the forelock.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1894-11-29
WHAT THE CHINESE EAT.


4Ael1 1eseAseuAs Sssa Sd, solemn, -.
Asn 80 Bilio1s.
A member Of the English parliament,
Florence O'Driscoll, has . lively paper
in Tho Century.desoribing life and street
scenes in Canton. Mr.. O'Driscoll SAYS:
The food purveyors made = most
striking display; the fruiterers exposed
on hat trays bananas. pineapples, mel
ons, figs, pears (the latter beautiful to
the sight, but hard and tasteless), TO-
gether with many Chinese fruits, whose
shapes and tastes were familiar to me,
but whose names knew not. Some of
these fruits were most artistically peel
ed, pineapple peeling being quite an art
A great variety Of vegetables was offer
ed for sale. Among them were the white
shoots Of the bamboo, which seemed to
be favorite article of diet. But to what
use indeed may not this wonderful grass
be put? From it Cinnamon make almost
everything conceiyable-hats cloaks,
sheets, carpets, roofs, buildings, baskets,
chairs, carrying poles, fishing tools; the
list might be prolonged ad infinitum.
And then they eat it as we'll
Preserving ginger in many forms was
. noticeable trade. The roots were
washed and left in water, as an English
cook treats potatoes before boiling them.
A number Of men and women holding
q two pronged fork in each hand sat
around table with the tubs Of peeled
ginger beside them. They picked ginger
roots out of the water, and laying them
on the table pierced them all over very
rapidly with both forks until quite soft
The pierced roots were then put into
another tub where they were boiled in
sirup The ginger went through various
other minor processes until eventually
1t was packed in the earthenware jars
in which it is sold in European shops.
The whole process was certainly clean
one, and the smell of the aromatic root
in preparation was both grateful and
pleasant
In tho bakers shops I saw nothing
corresponding to our European loaf.
Solid looking little yellow patties, slabs
of habby brown cakes, emblematic of
concentrated dyspepsia; scenes or an
equivalent, apparently Of fried batter,
and great fakes Of milk white, slippery
looking paste not above an eighth of an
inch thick-to be rolled up and deity
sliced with a cleaver shaped tool into
long strings like macaroni. These foods
were to be seen everywhere in the city,
but nothing light and open. To my eyes
the breadstuffs seemed sad, solemn, sod
den and bilious.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1894-11-29
Pats Way of Putting 1t.

Caller-Your masters not at home,
Oh, Pat?
Pat-No, sir! He do be in the ould
country these tree wakes, sor.
Caller-Excuse me, Pat, but how is
side of the water your masters on the
other, and vice versa? Is there any trou-
BILE between them?
Pat-None at all, sir. Only they have
agrade bechune 'em that they can live
togither better whin they're apart
Richmond Dispatch.