Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1894-05-10
WAsHINTUN, d. c., Mai Z, 1894.
By tellygraf.

Mr.. EDDyTUR :-Yure Telegram ex-
pressin deep konsurn fur mi welfair, an
sain ez how lit wuz impossybul tew run
the Abburdeen Heruld without mi kon-
treebushuns, recent NEE mite vile wuz
klossited with Grover in the blew room
Nv the xekytiv manshun, a tawkin up
the prospects, NV anuther sivul war, ct
settry. he'd jest sed tew the prezedunt
that l thawt wee ware on the ragged aige
Nv konflikt between the tew sets Nv
kapitolists, namely, the men with mummy
and no branes nor mussels, and the men
with branes and mussels but no mummy.
| sed thare wuz eminunt daingur Nv
anuthur onplezuntnis wich mite ekal the
sivul war Nv thirtie years ago. He replide
that he he'd no pheers vile he held the
ribbons. Old Pegasus mite run er fiji,
butt he kood mannidge him vel enuf.
He sot with hiz pheet up on the windo-
sill, and wuz fumblin with biz watch
chane vile he tawkt. Baby Rooth wuz
pikkin the saw dust out NV big dawl
wich lay on the fore, and tew er tire
avis seekurs ware watin thare turn in
the fur end Nv the room.
Wen spoke Nv war Grover tride tew
smile, but the smile got lost in the i'm.
mensc cheek lit had tew travul ovur, and
kahn tew greet like mcnny uthul things
attempted in Washintun. He phinully
sed, he didunt talk emmy stawk in wars
he wuz man NV peece, and lit alwais
maid him TERED tew hev the G. A. II.
boys ask him tew talk part in serrymoniz
tibet brot up the memoriz Nv the lait war.
Ez fur him, he sed heed ruthur 60 fish
in emmy time.
told him tibet thare wuz bound tew
he upr!zin Nv Amerykun sittyzuns tibet
wood astonish the wulld onles kongres
PAST law soon tew help the starvin
thouzuns hoo koodunt git wurk. Sun
thins got tew be dun, seq I, er thare will
KUN an army intew the kapitol wich viii
settul the tariff kweschun in wa tibet viii
surprize kongies. Thare air men hoo
hev gott tired Nv this hull bizniz NV
wastin the peepuls mummy, in thouzund
phases ware lit izunt needid, and refoozin
tew listun tew emmy grsevunsiz frum the
downtroddun and opprest. Tariff tinkurs
air not jest now wot the Amerrykun
peepul want, sez l, but bred and shuze,
and homes.
We he'd long tawk and think maid
a impreshun on him, fur he invited me
out tew restyrawnt and told the keepur
tew Civ me good skwair meel. He left
me, ez he wuz in sumwot Nv hurry tew
SO the uthur phelers, and ez he left he
put silvur dollur in mi hand and sed,
"Taik this site mementoe NV mi esteam
and trust me tew git yew in at the court
NV Kwean Lii, err the uthur party, wich-
evur kums out best"
But l didunt tell yew how the indust-
reel kahn out. Wei, we reecht hear ON
time, as Gen. Coxcy he'd promist, but We
did not git a very favurable resepshun.
The foaks at Washintun gott awphul
afrade, and went tew the panes and
xpence NV ordurin out xtry soljers tew
prevent free Amerrykun sittyzuns frum
peesybly assemblin few petishun kongres
fur a redres NV thare rawngs. Ell lit he'd
ben sum English snob, err sum French
dude, err sum Ejipshun keedive tibet
want;d tew 90 intew the kaptol, tina
wood hev met EN- with bras bands, and
maid EN- wawk on karpits up the stun
steps, butt hur oan peepul, the bone and
sinners NV this kentry, must stay out.
We ware not tramps, ware not armed,
ware not noizee, ware not karryin forrin
phag, but the U. S. banner, and ware on
peesybul mishun; butt the perleece met
us ez tina wood meet tribe Nv injuns er
band Nv robburs. But the army hez
lis mishun. 1t will maik sentymunt fur
the fucher. l tel yew lit wuz good fur
our eye tew see Gen. Coxey a skimmin
alawng thru thoze fowr beds, tew get tew
the kapitol steps. Wy, how keod he git
thare emmy uthur wa, ez the proper rode
wuz awl full Nv mountid perleece Tha
thawt Coxey wuz a krank er a kowerd,
but wen tina met him, tina thawt he WIZ
a Tartar. Let EN- shut up the proper
paths eff tina wish tew, we air the men
hoo kin maik nu paths. Eff kongres doant
git thare on the tariff kweschun pretty
soon, we'll show EN- how tew git thare
cross-lots, and doant yew fergit lit.
And now l vii tel yew sekrit, per-
vidid yew doant publish it'll hev found
out wot the prezedunt's polysee liz re-
gardin the Sandwich Islands. He IL
intendin tew foller the elustreeus xampul
nv the lait Gov. Penoiur NV Orygon,