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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-06-03

head and lower limbs of the soldier still ex-
posed. And as it is built of stuff two inches
thick there is no hope of making comfortable
pair Of rantaloons out of it-certainly not for
summer wear.-New York Recorder.
The month OF May In the United States. 1t is
said. is marked almost invariably by two cold
waves with storms, each taking about eight
days to cross tire continent They seem this
year to have joined forces, throwing in touch
OF earthquake to add variety.-St. LOUIS Globe
Democrat.
Ii Is possible that Andrew Carnegie and the
steel trust might contribute handsomely to
somebody's Campaign fund in payment for
peace, but whether they do or not he country
Is determined TO know all about the business OF
plugging blowholes.-New York World.
While positively refusing to admit that pro-
fessional baseball player is the highest conceiv-
able product OF a university, we cheerfuly COLI
cede that the New York baseball club made no
mistake when 1t went TO Yale for shortstop.-
New York Tribune.
The rapid, modern and reckless career of the
injunction will be materially checked II the bill
oil the House Judiciary Committee restricting
Its use be adopted by Congress. Judge Jenkins
may have builded wiser than he knew.-Chlcago
Inter Ocean
1t is fine scheme of the Berlin press which
gives Tonga to England and Samoa to Ger
many, while Hawaii goes TO the United States,
but the American republic Is not vet prepared
TO enter the game Of International grab on any
such Dasis.-BostOn Journal.
Many newspapers are still referring to the
vile OF the "Old Commander" as Mrs. Ulysses
5. Grant, when as the Star Sayings pointed out
she should be known as Mrs. Julia Dent Grant
according to all the rules on the subject.-St
Louis Star-Sayings.
1t is officially reported that Mr.. Cleveland
klled more than 500 birds during his recent
cunning trip, but there wasn't a cuckoo among
them Game of that variety he finds more
abundant In Washington than anywhere else.-
New York Press.
Susan B. Anthony has about taken the con.
sttutional convention by storm, but it is the
dread OF seeing such stalwart statesmen as
Susan B. Anthony in politics that delays the
suffrage movement.-New York Commercial
Advertiser.
Now is the season OF the year when the i'm
aglnation OF the general passenger agent is
greatly warped by the stories he tells OF the fish
caught along his llne.-ChcagO Times.
A Boston anarchist calls Congress a dime
museum, and if the dime museums stand that
they will make public exhibitions OF them
selyes.-PittsbuTg Press.
1t appears that Senatorial bribery is only a
practical joke. But il always turns out that
the people are the victims.-St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
A reign of terror is said to exist in Seryla
Great goodnessi have they introduced trolley
cars into that unhappy Kingdom Philadelphia
Item.
New York's philanthropic loan Office ought to
do wall In Sucb 6na SaaScn far puttIn ~
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THE use ofAngostura Bitters excites the appetite
and keeps the digestive organs in order. DrJ. e. B.
Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers At druggists.
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When Senator Hill desires to find suitable
vehicle for his small spite he gets little sulky.
Philadelphia Times.
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1t is Marshal Carl Browne who observes that
Liberty has been stabbed TO the heart with
policemen's clubs.-Boston Herald.
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THE MORNING CALL

Has a larger Circulation than any
other newspaper published in San
Francisco.
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Part Sixteen of "Picturesque Cali
fornia" will be ready tomorrow. One
coupon and ten cents secures 1T.
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New York's philanthropic loan Office ought to
do well; IL Is such fine season for putting
things In soak.-PhiadeDhIa Record.
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IF afiicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Tho mp
sons Eae Water. Druggists sell it at % cents
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JUNE styles Butterick's patterns; catalogues
mailed free II. A. Deming, l24 Post St. S. F.
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WEATHER PREDICTIONS.

DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE,
EATHEB BUREAU.
SAN FRANCISCO, June 2, 1884,
Official Forecast for Twenty-four Hours
En3ing Midnight Sunday.
San Francisco and vIcinity-Light rain; nearly
stationary temperature; fresh to brisk south tC
west winds. h (. WILKINSON,
Acting Local Forecast O11cial.
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WAX FIGURES repaired and tinted. Mer-
sanne 1905 Larkin.
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THE EASTERN OFFICE OF THE CALL,
so Potter building New York City, is provided with
files of California papers. Visitors welcome. Ad
vertising rates and sample copies furnished.
+. X. MISCH. Manager.
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A WORD FOR SUGAR.

Senator Henderson turned the debate in
the Senate from the sugar-refners' point Of
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reign Of terror is said to exist in Servla.
Great goOdnessl have they introduced trolley
cars into that unhappy Kingdom Philadelphia
Item.
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MAKE YOUR OWN Gas

RX AN ENTIRELY NEW PROCESS. ECO
~ montreal. safe. simple and superior to all other
methods of Illumination. Costs from 500 up
ward, according TO size. Apparatus warranted for
ten years. Send for circular PEERLESS GAS
MACHINE CO., 5l3 Market street. San Francisco
m27 SuTuTh If
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CALIFORNIA glace fruits. SOC ID. Townsend's. =
BACON Printing Company. sos Clay streets
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OUTLETS mocha cakes. 900 Larkin. TeLo19s.
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E. H. BLACK. painter. ia Eddy street.
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1t appears that Senatorial bribery is only a
practical joke. But it always turns out that
the people are the Victims.-St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
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GLASS at F. N Woods 4 Co.'s. 81 First street..
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Boston anarchist calls Congress a dime
museum, and if the dime museums stand that
they will make public exhibitions OF them
seYes.-Plttsburg Press.
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Now is the season OF the year when the i'm.
agination OF the general passenger agent is
greatly warped by the stories he tells OF the fish
caught along his llne.-Chicago Times.
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THE CALL CALENDAR.
Is Phases.

JUNE, 1894.
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Sir Charles Russell, the new Lord OF Appeal,
may become Chief Justice OF England before
long. Lord Colerdge is 73 years old, and oeca-
siOnally falls asleep on the bench.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

ON THE CREST OF THE ALrEGHENIEs.
TO those contemplating q trip to the
m Mountains in search OF health and
pleasure, Deer Park on the crest OF the
Allegheny Mountains, 5000 feet above
the sea level, offers such varied at
fractions as q delightful atmosphere
during both day and night. pure water,
smooth, winding roads through the
mountains and valleys. and the most
picturesque in the Allegheny range.
The hotel IL equipped with all adjunots
sure and comfort OF Its guests.
The surrounding grounds, as well as
tho hotel, are lighted with electricity.
Six miles distant on the same noun
tain summit Is Oakland, the twin re-
sort to Deer Park. and equally as well
equipped for the entertainment and
accommodations Of Its patrons. Both
hotels are upon the main line OF the
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, have
the advantages OF it's splendid yesti'
buled Limited Express trains between
the East and West. Season excursion
ticket, good for return passage until
greatly reduced rates at all principal
ticket offices throughout the country.
One way tickets reading from St.
Louis, Louisville, Cincinnati. Chicago,
and any point on the Il. & o. system
to Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia
or New York. or Vice versa, are good
to stop of at either Door Park, Noun
tain Like Park or Oakland. and the
time limit will be extended by agents
at either resort upon application. to
cover the period OF the holders visit.
The season at these popular resorts
commences June 23rd.
For full information as to hotel
rates. rooms. etc. address George ID.
DeShields. Manager, Deer Park, or
Oakland, Garrett county, Maryland.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13
Addicks' Personality.


Ihhudciput@ NhtSt
]. Edward Adtiicks. who Ia said to be
behind the movement to get posses
sion OF the clty's gas plant ID one Of
the best known gas experts In the
country. He Is a Philadelphia by
J. L. Addlcks. He has an Office In the
Drexel building, but no was not In the
city yesterday. He controls the gas
works In Boston and is reported to
have made several million dollars out
OF those works. For more than year
past he has been trying to consolidate
the gas companies OF Brooklyn and al
though he has not yet succeeded he
has thoroughly alarmed the capital.
ists who are Interested In the works Of
that city.
He is also said to have originated a
scheme for manufacturing gas on
cheep lands on Long Island and carry
ing IL by tunnels under the East River
to New York TO compete with the New
York companies or to sell them. In
addition to these interests he is a
stockholder Ia the Chicago Gas Trust
and Is said to have q ven the men who
control that trust a good deal OF
trouble.
He is resourceful man. is full OF
energy end is said never to Know when
he is defeated in any scheme that he
sets his heart on carrying through.
Those who know him say that II he
bee ma ie up his mind to get the Phlla.
delphia Gas Works he will tight until
no is either victorious or defeated. He
can command all the capital that may
be required to mike the project sue
cess, they say. and the fear OF veto
from tie Mayor would not cause him
10 hesitate an instant in trying TO get
Co uncile to authorize the sale Of the
Orke.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

Early IA MINER TIME Table on tho
Pennsylvania Railroad Double Lines
to inc Sea.
Tho early summer schedule of trains
on the Pennsylvania Rallroad's Double
Lines to the Sea- will go into effect
May 3lst.
The schedule OF trains between Phila.
!phia and Atlantic City Is an exool-
lent one, thnt cannot fail to meet with
tho hearty appreciation OF the public.
Express trains will leave Philadelphia
4 or Atlantic City. 5,i0. $50 Il. M, 80
CAS- minutes). 400 GO minutes) and
ID. 90 D. M, Saturday only l.30 y. IN. /;
Sundays 500 s.45, and Al a. m. Re-
turning, Trains will leave Atlantic
City, weekdays, 100, 7.50 go minutes,)
y. 90 u, M, 8. 10 and 5. Is p. ~. Sundays
a. TO- g.. SIS, and 8 Is p. In. =; Sundays, 40.
s. 35, and S.15 p. IN. Those trains will
DO equipped with parfot cars and be
drawn by standard hard.oOal burning
liocom olives.
On the same date the service to Cape
May will be improved by the addition
OF Saturday express. leaving Phila.
idelphia at 1.30lp. M, arriving Mt Cape
May 3.25 p. M. The express leaving
Cape May for Philadelphia at 500
O'Clock a. M, will be changed to leave
at 700 a. M. arriving at Philadelphia
.. 10 a. m.
The summer station at Cape May
will be opened May 3oth and continue
during the season.
This Is the most complete service In
every respect ever operated between
| Philadelphia and Tile 6easEore 80 carly
In the season
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

Speaking OF cows the other day TO Q
gentleman who resides in the upper
part OF ChrietianR Hundred, be Oh
served there are other good cows In
that section beside those belonging to
Mr.. Plerson Taiiey. For instinoe. he
continued, Mr.. Merits Pyle purchased
from Passmore Bros, a Guernsey and
q Jersey heifer some time ago. that
made ON first turning them out to
pasture. IL pounds Of butter the first
week; the second week IA pounds; the
third week Is pounds. and at that time
there was a reasonable prospect 90
their continuance, so By this time we
suppose they are making about q or
"a pounds per week.
ON abiding to the above matter th 9
other evening. John Pyle. grocer, at
Fifth and Jefferson streets. observed ;
II can tell you something better than
that Mr.. Talley drove up to my
store day or two ago. whom noticed
two new twenty quart cans In his
wagon, which II was understood he
had purchased to hold the milk from
that heller that has been referred to in
the REPUBLICAN as making such a
great increase to his supply OF butter
Mr.. Pyle at once suggested that he had
q forty gallon molasses can tina
would make an elegant cream pot.
and had MIR. L. boon able to have
crowded II Into his wagon he really
believed he would have taken 1t home
Should there be any new aevelop-
ments our readers maylhear OF II them.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

The funeral OF Mrs. Rebecca II.
O'Donnell, aged "a years. OF Green
Tree, Chester County, Pa, took place
morning from tho residence
OF her aunt. Mrs. d. uag Ierty. $50
West Eighth street. High mass was
celebrated at st. Peters Pro-cathe-
Cathedral Cemetery.
Lille Butcher. the 1a.months-old
child OF Joseph Harris. near Smiths
Mills. died yesterday.
Daniel, the l0.months-old baby OF
Daniel Collins, Water and Market
streets. d led yesterday morning.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

Cuppfngand leeching, l1J u. Second 50
Cuppiug a. leeching. arlSer ,h0s Mad Ison
American Laundry, 602 West Front st
Roses cents per piece, or 90 cents
per dozen. at Hayden's, 702 Market SC.
Dr., SImm9 White PulfnonIe Baisaui,
the famous throat and lung remedy
and hypophosphate OF lung food. 600
King street.
La grippe positively cured. Coughs.
colds, sore throat, Group and ell lung
and throat 60 % platnts positively cured
by DR.. Sim ms white pulnonio bal
sam. Depot COG King street.
Just received at Ross's. $40 Market
street. all tho leading styles IN Derby
hats at prices guaranteed the lowest
In tile city. Also a choice selection OF
spring neckw oar ut IS and so cts.
The best tea and coffee IN tho city at
hard times prices at 401 Delaware Ave-
nue., W. s. Moore.
NJ. +. Davis. Jewoler. Q &c end ST.
Cummings. the photographor. 3o1
Market street.
Buy paints. oils, glass. etc. OF Jas.
M, Bryan, LOT West Eighth street.
II you want TO saws money. 70 to
W. 8. Moore for your groceries ut 40l
Delaware Avenue; It will pay you to
go there and buy ut hard tlmos prices.
For flrst-oiass dyoihg aud ACQUIRING
60 to the Delaware Dye Works, $40
King street.
Sprlngar. halter. 4th atroot between
Market and ShIpiey.
Clans, terrapius oysters. Holsters
$50 dinners. hfss clnss ladies aud
gents restaurant 1919 II Sihpiey st
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

MlSHAEL r. i'oLlf' called me an idiot, could
not remember from one day TO another, had heart
trouble mouth and throat full Of ulcers, power,
was partly ruined byNmy own folly. and quacks
did the rest. In this state consulted DIR. q. II.
THEBI, 1917 Arch St, Formerly sss North
Fourth ST. Philadelphia, Pa. found him to be
the only man that can truthfllly say, ! am the
Only Specialist He examined me. The
others did not. Aud say, as others have sworn,
that Dr. q r. ThecI Is all he represents him
self to be-honorablc, faithful, skillIul, learned
and a true friend ofpoor and rich Go, sufferer,
even though YOU are uader treatment elsewhere,
GO and get examined: see the man of brain and
honor who cured me and made me a man. Am
sure you will say that | am right-the only one
competent is kiud.hesrted DR.. Tn eel. Send
10 him for his bNYs, TRUTH; \ only costs 10
cents. Read and read. You will find out who
exposes quacks and specialists. DIR, q. II. TheeI
will not publish or make known any patients
name, unless they so desire it, as have done.
He guarantees the. strictest secrecy and treats
you, after one examination, By mail" Send 1--WE
a-cent stamps for book, "fRUTH", exposing
quacks, and the heat book for old young. single
or married. Hours daily, 9 to 4; ev'gs to 8;
Saturdays all day Poor and deserving pay fof
medicine only.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

! Beecham's pills are for
biliousness, bilious headache,
dyspepsia, heartburn, torpid
liver, dizziness, sick head.
ache, bad taste in the mouth.
coated tongue, loss of appe-
lite, salIow skin, when caused
by constipation; and consti.
patton is the most frequent
cause of all of them.
Book free; pills a5c At
drugstores,o or write B.F.Allen
Co., 365 Canal ST., New York.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

The fifteen-round prize fight between
John Glynn of this city and Joe. Bate
man of Washington. came of at
fayetteville, Md. on Monday hight
aud was desperate affair. Upon the
completion of the iifteenth round
Batenan refused to continue the con.
test, claiming that the articles OF a.
greement which he signed called for
only fifteen rounds. Jack Bolaud, tho
referee. Interpreted the agreement as
being fight to finish and awarded
the purse of $500 to Glynn.
1t was really a drawn battle with
the advantage, II there was any adj
vantage. In favor of Glynn, because he
could stand punishment better than
his antagonist. ..-..=. ..
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

Councilman Wainwright, Tyre and
Meaney OH Monday aftern DON inepect-
ed tho lot adjoining the crematory
with a view OF recommending the
place as dog and COW pound. They
will make report on the matter at
the meeting OF Council Thursday. As
tho present pound is rented for 500
new site will be moro convenient than
tho old one, it being djoiniDR the
crematory where the car casses can be
q disposed of.
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ONLY SI2 Per TON,

should place It In ths reach OF every far
mer. " G do not desire 10 pun IL, hut
in referring 10 persons who used II with
the best results and to whom It has given
satfsfaction. Try It and be convinced.
Send in your orders, Respectfully yours,
ID. p. Hamilton. l12s Orange street, Will
mington, Delaware. OF at tho manufac-
tory. Garescbe's Lane.
For reference apply to s. Rodman
Smith, Esq. John G. Baker. Henry iaentz.
q. u. Simon, q. @. Rumford. ESQ. David
Lentz, John c. Patterson. ESQ, Frank
Rogers. Geo W. Vernon. James and Jos.
Cannon. James Maharty, Isaac Macy. J.
4. Dempsey. Eden station. bel; W. f.
KIDzinger. North East. Nd, @. W. Powers
Pennsyille y. j., ]. b; Norton, Penhs'
J. II. JONES Agent. No. COL Orange vt.
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Last senson. Miss Debbie. daughter
OF W. Lewis Dilworth, who resides neaI
Centreyllle. Christiana hundred. raised
80 turkeys for market last year. and
this year che expects to do even bet
ter. She is certainly successful tur'
key raiser, and cannot well BIO beaten,
although she has q close second In
Mrs. Frank Dilworth. who understand
to successful management Of every
thing pertaining to woman's sphere
on the farm. Mrs. Mullln OF the game
neighborhood, IL another competitor
for first honors in turkey raising. and
in the fall or coming winter we should
like to have reckoning of the result
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

The funeral OF the late Victor Stirl-
ing took place from his late home
on Monday afterne~o and was largely
attended. The bouy lay in casket OF
black with silver mountings, and was
borne by William Wilson, Jr., William
II. oliver, James Nj. Smyth. John
Moore. Robert Benson, Daniel Clover
conducted at the house. during which
Revs. Mr.. Long. Of the Green Hill
Presbyterian Church. MIR. Williams. OF
Baltimore. and Mr.. Roberts, OF Darby.
spoke In the glowing terms OF the
deceased, both as a christian and
parent. Interment was made In the
Green Hill cemetery.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

That card playing lie not at all SO
very eney task as many people
imagine, who never Invest thoughts,
time or money In this kind of pastime.
Grutzner shows us In a very life-like
and humorous picture repI oduced In
part XIV OF the Masterpieces from the
Art Galleries of the World. The kind
faced, rublcun and easy-Going burgo-
master, sitting against an old stove
thoughtful player In mild dilemma
by playing an ace. Both the counter
players faces are beaming with expec-
tation, while their victim is entirely
lost In studying the game in his hands.
The figures of the trio are excellent In
every respect. This and fourteen
others. equally valuable pictures are
given away In part XIV for q coupon
and ten cents. ....
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

The advance sheets Of Parts XIV o
the Masterpieces from the Art Gal
leries OF the World have just arrive {
and pleased everybody who had thu
fortune to feast his eyes upon the Ii
they are excellent In every regard
Fine engravlngs, clear aud clean print
and fine paper. The selection OF the
pictures is aiso-one feels inclined tC
say-the result Of a happy inspiration
All In all 1t 10 magnificent part, at
tracing still more readers, and Undue
ing them to secure that highly educa
tive work through our coupons. The
D ictures as an educatiye factor for oul
young folks are simply invaluable.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13
A Marine Artist.

Artist Stuart's three latest marine
views are now the property of the
John NJ. Rogers Press and can be seen
ut that Office. They arc critical and
remarkable for suggesting life and
motion In the ships, the sailors, the
waves and the bobbing buoy. Mr..
Stuart ls the Harlan " Hollingsworth
Company's artistic painter and paints
a ship naturally and correctly. MIR.
Rogers takes pleasure in showing
these paintings.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

Whom In need OF coal or wood, call
up 545. or send postal card for ton
of extra largo pea coal to IL. T. Ser
geant, dealer in coal. wood and grain.
IA large load OF wood for sl.oO. Wes-
tern oats. balod hay and straw. Yard
$751;
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

MEDIA. June 1I.-william Van Zant.
once q prominent light am long the
sports OF Gloucester and well-known
In Philadelphia, was convicted after
trial ia court here to day for swindling
Chester merchants by means OF the
Him fam game. He caught number
of them. Judge Clayton imposed a
sentence OF three years In the Eastern
Penitentiary. Van Zant cried bitterly.
as did his mother and sister, who were
Lh him when sentenced.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-13

Police Sergeant Evans and Operator
Kane on Monday went up the Brandy.
wine creek for the purpose of caich-
ing some rock fish. Rocks were not
biting so eagerly, however, and the
only thing OF any Importance they
caught was sunburn which Ia plainly
visible to-day. The officers are jolly
fellows and good anglers. but the fish
In the Brandywlne creek are not
acquainted with them as yet.
Two officers sat upon the hill.
With greatest ease reclining,
Fishing for rocks near the mill,
While SD was brightly shining.
To most people Il would seem
In that nothing wrong you'd trace.
But Squire Durncy had to buy cream
For each mans lovely lace,