The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1894-07-13
TruIy ACCOMMODATED.


Scrawley Smart-Miss Flasher is one of thu
most versatile young ladies ever met.
Scribblesy Litte--In what respect!
''She can tie fOur-in-hand, hold four lin
hand or drive one with equal facility.--[N. Y
World.
Hard to Bear.
Miss Grotesque-Eyery time hear of any
one getting married it makes me sad.
Miss Elderly-Why?
Miss observation-disclosures there is one man
less in the world.-Brooklyn Life.
The Worlds Fair Directors have settled ii
for all time, that Ayers Sarsaparilla is a
scientific preparation, and worthy of public
confidence. Rule 10, which gave the right OF
exhibition to Ayers Sarsaparilla and prevented
the admission Of patent medicines and secret
nostrums, was simple method of pointing
out to the world blood-purifer that cures.
Differing Versions.
Mrs Carson-The emancipated woman is Il
woman who sees things as they are.
Mr.. Volses-Yes and she drives her hus-
band to see things double Puck.
Color.
''Did her features look drawn"
"Why, yes. They always draw before they
paint, don't they Y'- Exchange.
Bookkeeping.
elbow shall enter the money the cashier
the profit and lossY'
''NO, suppose you put it under RUNNING
expenses. "-[Toronto Reporter.
Thin or gray hair and bald heads, so
displeasing to many people as marks OF age,
may be averted for long time by using
Halls Hair Kenewer.-adv.
1t Suited Him.
Nobb-''My father-in-law and l have
bought horse and carriage together"
TOdd-"How do you manage about divid-
ing up the eXpensesW
Nodd-"Easy enough. He keeps the horse
and keep the carriage.-[Ne York World
A Surprising Result.
Dicky-Weally, had to pinch myself to
Ada (interestedly)-And which were you?
Dicky-Asleeep! life.
A Pair of Them.
The Wife (sarcastically) why, how did
YOU manage to find your way home?
The Husband (cheerfully) thash all
right. The-er--moon's full tonight, yer
know.
The Wife-Oh, the moons fullto is it,
New York Press.
Nothing Strange.
Intelligent people, who realize the important
,art the blood holds in keeping the body in
formal condition, find nothing strange in the
lumber OF diseases CnaC HOOuS SarSaparllla Is
BILE to cure. So many troubles result from
npure blood that the best way to treat them
through the blood, and it is far better to use
My harmless vegetable compounds than to
ose to excess with quinine, cal0mel and other
rugs. BY treating the blood. with Hoods |
scrofula, salt rheum and what |
re commonly called "humors;' dyspepsia,
atarrh, rheumatism, neure lgia, consumption
nd other troubles that originate in impurities
f the blood or impaired circulation, can all
e cured.-ady.
Cynicu1 na-A.a-.-
Tippie-"What should you think if a man
to commit suicide because you re-
used him?' -
Bob-'sI should think he had made up his
mind to try again."-[Life.
Fair maiden Ga summer boarder)-"How
,avagely that cow looks at mel" Farmer
your red parasol, num-"
Fair maiden-'.pear mel knew it was
little bit out of fashion, but didn't suppose
country cow would notice it, [Pearson's
Weekly.
Speaks the Truth.
Mrs. Hodsdon of Haverhill, n. H., says
81 know where of l speak, when l say DR..
Favorite Remedy is positive
cure for salt rheum, eczema, boils and sores. |
It cured me of an liberated sore Leg
She (nestling up to him)-I know we are
Door, papa, but Charlie says that love will
make a way. Her father (grimly) Yes, yes. |
It has made away with about eight tons of
,oal and $50 worth of gas in the last ~ |
Truth.