The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-09-30

tello got more than he needed in eight
rounds; and Starlight, the negro, was put
to sleep in seven rounds. The compari-
son Is certainly anything but just.
'Pee-Wee'' ran up against Hon John
T. Game. "Pee-Wee'' won't do it again,
will you. Artie? That A L. Thomas
should be convicted of Misrepresentation
may surprise some people who do not
know him; but it is an old story among
the newspaper boys. who happened to
work on any other paper than the TrI-
oune. Artie. at one time, was "Procla-
nation and Pardon Editor" of the al
legged Republican journal, and it was as
much as his position as governor was
worth to let an item reach the public
save through the columns of that great
journal. l used to have the pleasure of
running up against Artle once in awhile,
and II any additional evidence as to his
truth and veracity is needed. 1 believe
Trumbo has given us another reason
why he should be sent to the United States
Senate from Utah-he has signed the
free Tree pardon "a ,,, and amnesty bill; OF
Ds l. as mater OF record, Cleveland, s
was all the work of Isaac.
1t was Senator John P Jones. of
Nevada, late member of the Republican
party. who remarked. upon the occasion of
lamented Garfeld'S funeral, "a mile of
mourning to an inch of grief
A wonderful bit of humanity has taken
up its abode at 15i Orchard street, says
the New York Herald-an infant born
each hand. IN case the grim reaper passes
by until the child is old enough to vote,
another Republican is assured.
1T is all very well to talk about the
Wool Growers association. but don't over
look the fact that the Wool Wearers'
association has an American membership
of 6o,OO0,OO0" says the Chicago Dispatch.
A Baltimore paper tells of a woman
who shaved her husband in order to raise
money to assist in improving church
property. Pshawi There's many a wo-
man who 'shaves'' her husband every day
and she does not use lather either.
In view of the fact that the constitu-
ton of the new state of Utah will probab-
ly contain woman suffrage plank, the
following from Mary Ellen Lease is not
without interest: You will find the worst
set of cat-scratching cut-throatS among
women that you can find anywhere"
The corporations and wealthy individuals
who are engaged in large manufacturing
establishments desire high tariff to in
crease lNelE gains. designing
will support it to conciliate their favors
and to obtain the means of profuse ex-
penditure for the purpose of purchasing
influence in other quarters. Do
not allow yourselves, my fellow-citizens.
to be misled on this subject. The federal
government canrot collect a surplus for
such purposes without violating the prin-
ciples of the constitution and assuming
powers which have not been granted. 1t
is, moreover, a. system of injustice, and if
persisted in. will inevitably lead to cor
ruption and must end in ruin.-From
Jackson's farewell address.
The garment which the wild waves
brought
To the mermaid was rich and rare,
And yet she was not glad, but wept
And moaned and tore her hair.
The tears fell in rain from her eyes,
Ewes that were swollen and re-.
She kicked on her luck and kicking,
..Bloomersr' and bowed her head.
Detroit Tribune.
The editor of a weekly journal lately lost
two subscribers through accidentally de-
parting from the beaten track in his an
swers to correspondents. if we are to be-
lieye an item now going the rounds. Two