The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1894-02-09
GLIMPsEs OF LIFE.

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nothing. only kissed her In the hallway Il
the dark tho other night and she sal
Thanks! "-[Somervile Journal.
Don't Abandon Hope
II you have tho Asthma. Try Schifrmann'
Asthma Cure. II mas never been known I,
fail. Trial package free Of druggist, or b!
mall. Address, Dr.. Schifrmsnn, st. Paul
MINI. Mention this paper.-adv.
Unselfsh Love.
He-"If you loved me you would MARI!
me while am poor.'
Sbe-"Y ~ do me injustice. l love you to,
much to have your precious health risked BY
nv cooking. Wat until you can afford Il
keep servants.'-[
Badness is either hereditary or ca1set
nv sickness, mental exhaustion, wearing
tight.f hats. and over work ant
trouble. Halls HAIR Remover will prevent It
To Fit the Occasion.
Van Wrinkle (hilsriorsly)-Take q drink
with me. old man. Last night succeeded ir
kissing Miss Spoonamore.
FIddleback Is that so? How many times
Van Winkle-Only once.
Fiddleback-Glve me some ginger ale.-
Truth.
Ayers Hair Vigor keeps the scalp free from
dandruff, prevents the hair from becoming
dry and harsh, and makes 1t flexible and
glossy. All the elements that nature r. qulree,
to make the hair abundant and beautiful. are
supplied by this admirable preparation. adv.
The Guileless.
Young Housokeeper-Havey you any canvas
backed ducks?
Marke' m an-No, lady. but have some fine
canvas packed hams. Shall send you up
pairY
| Young Housekeeper-Well, yes, I suppose
they'll do -TOptrOit Free Press.
| Physiclans Say So.
The only way to cure salt rheum. eczema.
p'mpIes. hollis. blot"hes and ulcers Ia bv the
use of Dr.. David Kennedy's Favorite Rem
edv. II used numbers of so called blood
ruriiers." writes Mrs. Belinda Hodson. of
Haverhln. N. H., "witbou' benefit, until
hegsn to take Favorite Remedy. Although
| suffering from an liberated sore leg. few
| bottles entirely cured me-"
Out of the Mouths of Babes.
Auntle-It Isn't good form to hold your
Little Niece-Auntie.d do Won think 1t ia good
TO- m TO stare at folks while they is eating?-
TGnod News.
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.-"Mvstic
Cure" for rheumatism and Neuralgia, radically
in to days Its action upon the
once the cause and the disease Immediately dis
appears. The first do>e greatly benefits, Is CITE.
Sold by Geo. e. Greene. Druggist, Brattleboro.
How often we hear middle.sgcd people
say regarding that reliable old cough
my mother gave 1t 10 me when was a
child, and I use 1t In my family; 1t al
WAYS cures" 1t Is always guaranteed to
cure or money refunded.-adv.
The Only Way.
Haverly-They say old Soak has water on
the brain.
Austan-Then he must have bole on the |
top of bis haad.--rLife.
PilesI Pilesi Itching Piles.
sYMProMs-M Moisture: Intense itching and
singing; m ,st at night; worse by scratching.
u allowed to continue tumnrs FORM whch oiten
SwAYkEs OINTMENT stops the ltching ana
bleeding. heals liberation. and In most cases
removes the tumors. Al druggists. or ~ mail,
A Revised Saying.
It's moor mule that doesn't work both
wavs Texas Siftir0s.
JOHNNY add seven apnles to two apples
and what will you have?" "Collc.'-THarp-
erss BsZlr.
Every mother should have Arnica & on
Eminent always In the house IN case of
accident from burns, scalds or hruises.-adv.
On Protection Bt,sIs.
Isabel-Professor, you know every thing
ell me why Cupid is represented without
Ftofessor- welI-er-Mls. Tsabel-er-rve
'ever gone deeply into politics--er-aT-butI
ancy he goes that way 20 that tariff changes
vii not interfere With bis occupation.-I
Louisville Courier Journal.
A Remedy for the Grip.
A remedy recommended for patients affilct-
I'd with the grip, Is Kemp's BsIsam. which is
'snecially adapted to diseases of the throat
lrd 1IInOa. In mt for no Grrk |
oms of the disease, but get bottle and ket o
t on hand for use the moment It is needed.
Il neglected. the grip has tende ncy 10 bring
IN pneumonia. All druggists sell the balsam.
An Urgent Case.
Lady.-Doctor. l wish YOU would call
round to see nv husband some evening when
'e is at home. Do rot let him know that
sked you, because he declares he Is not sick,
ut know he has consumption or something
Hes going into decline.
Doctor-I am astonished, but I will call.
What are his symptCm ms? .
Lsdy-He hasn't any. except weakness He ;,
Ised to hold me on his lap by the hour, and
low even the baby tires him.
Tapiev's "Bread Winner outwears all i
Their shoes.-adv. q
"Ah,"ehe murmured, as she placed Der
air head against his manly BISON, chow a
ronderful piece of mechanism il that which
eStles tnere. LII D1ats. AuQ 6Il Is love. It's
lead US to kindness, it's every beat
lakes the ne we love happier. Wero 1t not q
Or its being In the human breast, love could
ever be" II guess you're right" he said, a
you're leaning against my pocketbook. -
Boston Traveller.
"Doc'or." said the eXcited man. rushlpc In A
} the Office. Il have just swallowed my five
undrec-doIar diamond ring. Can you help
,e:"
Tell you what I'll DO" said the physician.
III take the risk of performing the opera
on n YOU will give me the ring."- Indian. o
polls Journal.
Thanks
lat there IA no North, South, East, or West A
n SOZODONT. Every one with a mouth
,eds 1t. 1t Is good for bum sns everywhere, W
the homes IN Texas, on tire Plains. or The
acific coast, and way up In the once disputed
roostook region. Druggists keepit
General sPALpISe with his GLUE cemented
orth and South, never 10 be parted. 1t A
,ver cracks =.
"These cold snaps just take the life out of
e." said the withered vine as It chung closer ~
the reranda post and sbivered violently.
81 feel pretty well run Down mvself," re- II
led the mercury In the Thermometer.
This weather breaka me all up aided the
,,er pipe.-iD troll NswE-Tribune.
Johnnie! Did you know
your lessons tOdayY'