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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
WISE WORDS.
The flowers shed no tears.

The flowers shed no tears.
What women say, men do.
Credit is the character Of cash.
We lose the bud in the blossom.
Travel should be great eduator.
Learn something from everything.
Covetousness is chrysalis Of crime.
Nature abhors a vacuum in the affec.
tions.
Avarice is wise that squeezes men'i
souls.
Injustice may begin before its object
exists.
The person without will has q maIad1
incurable.
Happiness is tolpleasure as homo i,
TO hotel
The more We forget the better satisl
fed We are.
The girl who doesn't think, seldom
lets her parents think for her.
A little history every day makes /
well informed man in q few years.
Cupid can't shoot straight. Hit
Prrows never go throughthe eenters oi
Two hearts.
Suffering alone might break the un.
fried spirit, but with tho prop Of hap.
Piness it is bent to grace.
Ono sees how ridiculous or mis-.
placed is fashion or . passion only
when its days OF prestige are over.
Ones wishes are never SO fully re-
garded and SO promptly cxecuted a.
during the vociferous period Of infancy.
Life is an angel Some men are
born whero tho lines meet ind they
b:osden as they grow; others are born
ns tho wide end aud naTroN down the
fufthsr along they get
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
A Monster Petrifled Whale.

Leon del Mar, a Frenchman at.
fached to the surveying corps con.
hected with the National Museum, San
Jose, Costa Rica, reports a find OF
Equal or greater value than the Mon.
tezuma (Col.), fossilized monster.
Leo's find is not "Dinosaur" or othe.
half mythical creature which the lapse
of ages has transformed into stone.
but common everyday whale, 216
feet in length, with bones mineralized
until they are as hard as jasper and as
heavy as lead. The "Museo" officials
are in a quandary, and are debating
rs to which would he the cheapest, to
move their museum buildings over onto
the mountain range where the petri-
Ted monster lies. or to try to transfer
his hinty remains to the Costa Rican
capital
The point selected by this sntedi-
luvian ginnt when he concluded to
give up the ghost, along about the
time of the close of the cretaceous or
some other geological period, is a rift
between two mountain peaks, seventy.
two miles from San Jose and $500 feet
above sea level. There must have been
. season OF high waters In that section
nt one time. Either that or Del Mars
Fpecimen was regular mountain
,limber.-St. Louis Republic.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
~ - rAnN oALvu.


Gmo. Aubornon Rules Her Guests In AAo
Most Autocrstic Way.
In tho Century, Th. Benton has Q
sright and Cosby article ON 'yon.
Fersation In France" The writer
describes at length and with great
admiration, the salon of Mime. Au.
oernon. whose Saturday dinners ara
,ne of the features Of Paris social
life. Her guests are chosen with the
most particular care, and she herself
ices that they take up only worthy
topics for discussion.
Some lazy minds think that con.
versation at Nine Aubernon's din.
ners must be work rather than pleas.
ure, and that she behaves among heI
quests like the leader of q symphony.
bringing each Instrument to action
or to silence. 1t is perfectly true
that she permits no private chats be.
tween neighbors. which would be q
tresrass against the good traditions
Of the eighteenth century; she finds
lt1 impolite and vulgar, injurious
to the general effect and when by
some rare chance 1t happens. she
rings a tinv bell in the most decided
way. She was punished once for the
tyranny. While some one was speak.
lnReI think 1t was Bardoux, the
biographer of Chateaubriand's lovely
friends Nine de Beaumont and
Nine. de Custine, guest
whispered to the lady seated next h
him; the tinkling of the bell stopped
his untimely Words When NJ Bar
doux had ended, Nine. Aubernor
bade the guilty one speak in hi.
turn.
.'What had you to say?" she in
auired.
'Oh, little, very little" be an.
swered in a rather distressed way.
~ am sure 1t was something valu
able; we cannot afford to lose it
Pray, speak out"
With hypocritical modesty the 9th
er demurred. At last with eyei
lowered upon his plate, he answered,
II was saying I would willingly havl
taken little more salad"
There was laugh and some con
fusion for the autocrat. In truth
Nine. Aubernon deserves to be callst
by DR.. Holmes-who, II he chose
would have the seat at her righl
kand-tho autocrat Of the dinner
table
Nor are the Saturday dinners tn,
only ones she gives; there Is ::
Wednesday dinner for younger ant
less well-trained guests-dinIers O
anarchists. as she calls them, befor,
they get to be tanned and broken t.
harneSa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
HAD A POWER OF ETERNITY.
Mike Was Weak In Legal Lore but Stron,
In Dog and Gun.

Mike Was Weak In Legal Lore but Stron,
In Dog and Gun.
Speaking of the term power O
Attorney" said a well-known lawye
the other day to New York Even
Ing Sun man, reminds me Of a lit
Sle incident that occurred to Judg,
r. and myself last spring up IL
Sullivan County. We were out for {;
weeks trouting and determined t.
boach on the preserves of a tishins
club which had secured control or tn,
river for distance OF several mile
tnd where public fishing was strictl,
forbidden. We knew that part
the creek was guarded by an ole
lrishman in the employ OF the club
WhC patrolIed the banks accompanied
by feIocious-looking bull dog and t;
gun identified with the revolutionar!
period, but We decided to TAX,
chances rather than return with
empty Creels. So on the following
morning Just at the peep o: day, We
tneaked up creek, through the woods
and struck in at q point just out o
sight OF the club house We bad 1
klorious time until about o'clocl
IND had filed our creels to the crowd
Ing point when suddenly old Mike,
with his dog and gun. appeared on
The opposite bank. Hey, ye divils
Come out G. thot.' he shouted. W.
pretended not to hear. meanwhile
sdging over toward the opposite
bank.
.Av yez don't come out Orll sic
me dog on yez.' roared Mike. Thh
Time l looked up, but pretended moi
10 understand.
Yes" shouted back, it's a fin,
day"
"A foine day is it?' beloved tn,
rate Celt: 'Shure yell think IT'S !:
dommed bad day il yez don't com,
over here out o thot" And Mike
began to finger the antique muske'
Pminously. l began to think it wa.
time to temporize
BY what authority do you order
Us out Of this stream% I asked as
severely as l could.
'''Be what authority is it.
screamed Nike, be wnat autoority:
bhure an I'd have yez know thoi
I've full power av eternity over thI
creek. an av yez don't come out IL
blow tho top G yer heads or
This was too much. We didn't
mine the dog or the gun. but a 'ful
power Of eternity was something W.
didn't want to contend with, so we
Yielded and left the stream"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Ar racing Mascots.

. n.c,,,ar instance of the noiu
a peCanrstitious belief has on an
v,nicas %nicn of racing men is furnished IN
classes o. iine i Of blind beggars who
,! tne igns ,hs entrances to each Of the pig
iine 'no rece tracks Many racing men
,oSaI sSid that haSo as a gilt-edged mascot the =
blind rNn has no peer ,Un,,d U not
Those among them VINO Mou fotbers
rive a cent to save their owl ,nave the
from starvation cannov nded I'd The
blind beggar empty, ,hanaed. interest
beggars who have sumciehI 80 oct a
With the race track owners " S S.nd. ].
stand outside 1the gates reap on nan can
some returns, and in one seasOn com.
realize enough to keep them IN VorL vo
fort through the winter.-Ne" io'A
World.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

Cardinal Richelieu was a dramatic
writer Of much ability. Several Of his
plays are included in the collection
OF literary works Of his time.
Tho Chinese stamp bars or ingots OF
gold or silver with their weight and
iineness and pass from hand TO hand
as coin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
A Plausible Explanation.

Son-I simply can't get this lesson.
Father-Don't give 1t up Thomas
Remember that Gen Grants great
successes were largely due to the fact
that he never knew when he was
licked. Son-Then he must have
worn a board in the seat Of his trOus-
ers, same as Billy Brown does -
Judge
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Specific knowledge.

Teacher-Now. Mildred, suppose l
give you and Freddie an apple d.
vided into four pieces and Freddie
takes two Of the pieces. how many
would you have left? Mildred-Not
any. Teacher-Not any. I'm afraid
Tou don't know the lesson. Mildred
oh, it isn't that. ma'am; you don't
know Freddie e-Exchange.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Not Natural

"The clock" said the man who was
looking through the Senate cham
ber, don't call out the hour no way,
does IT," NO" replied the guide.
"Whose property is it?" "WhH it
belongs to the Union" ITO
which?" ITO the Union" 'tAn'
don't strike? No, stree. Ye can't
fool me. e."-Washington Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Quite Different,

II hear that Miss Headlights en-
sagement is off," "Yes." "Whats
the trouble:" .'She made 4 mistake
In her riance's position" why, he
Iuns big summer hotel. dor't hep"
'.She thought so. He said he was a
big summer hotel runner. And he
is "-EXchange.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
SlOO Reward, E1OO.

The reader Of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease
stages, and that Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
iio0 d,. pelnf
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly on the blood ami mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Do liars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
OF testimonials. Address
F. J. CHENEY g. Co. Toledo, o.
I" Sold By Druggists. s5c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Quite Unsympathetic.

Birdie McHennepin and her BROTH
er were at the sea-shore. tOh. see
thatm exclaimed Birdie "See
what?" inquired the stoical John.
.Why, SEQ that little cloudlet just
above the wavelet like tiny leaflet
dancing DER the scene" 'Oh, come,
you had better 60 out to the pump.
let in the back yardlet and soak your
little headlet t"-TexaS Siftinga
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Knov Blow It IL IN. m,elves.

1nQuiring Chi!d-Papa why do
people cry at weddings? Papa (ab-
stractedly)-Most Of 'em have been
married themselves - Pearson's
Weekly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Anxious to Please.

Mrs. Weeds lin bookstore)-Have
you got "Baxter's Saints Rest?"
Clarklets wHo used to work in drug
store)-No-o, I'm afraid not; but we
ha something Just as good that we
nut up OurSelyei
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Did He Look Like It?

The little boy had come In with
his clothes torn, his bair full OF dust,
and his face bearing unmistakaDle
marks of q severe conflict. "On,
WiIliel Williew exclaimed his
mother, 'You have disobeyed me
again. How often have I told you
not to play with that wicked Staple
ford boy?" Mamma" said Willie,
wiping the blood from his nose, 'uo
look as if had been playing with
nYbOdy?"-Nogue.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Found q Use for It.

T,amp-I'm very much obliged for
that piece of fresh bread you gave
me, mum. Young Housekeeper-
You are welcome. Tramp-Yes
eat. mum. but it frightened my leaky
shoes up elegant New York Week
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
American We idings.

Foreigner-Your young girls are
the pictures Of health; but why Go
the married women look so delicate?
Anne ican-Oh, they always work
themselves sick getting ready for the
wedding.-New York Weekly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

At the last census Nevada hao o'
4, 4,931 girls of school age. :,
One.tbird of the coal consu med IN
France is imported from abroad.
The pearl is only carbonate OF lme,
is readily affected by acids, and burns
into lime.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

GLOW shall enter the money the
sashier skipped WITH" asked the
tookkeeper; 'under the profit and
loss?" mo; suppose you put it under
the running expenses. Toronto Ee
torter
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

"How nicely Bildad and his wife
Eet along" "Yes; their tastes are
imilar, you see. They both are fond
bf mems company. He finds it at
the club and she at home in his alb
tence. boston Exchange.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Not Noticeable.

"Were you admiring my bathing
suit?" she asked, as he stood on the
sand heap looking at her with ad-
miration in his eyes. NO" he re-
pied. II had not noticed yocr suit I"
New Ork resS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
To Decide a Ret.

Col. Henry House-So I've caught
:ou in the act OF lifting my rooster,
have l? Uncle Mose-Jes as l made
ina bet Mas'r House; he don't heft
into two poun's alongside O. mine.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Pertinent and Impertinent.

The Governor-My boy. il hauu 4.
toiled and slaved you could never
carry on this way Why don't you
attend to business? The Wayward-
Why? So your grandson can carry
On'-Truth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
W hat Ho Was.

-obby-Papa's the captain Of our
ship and mammals the pilot. His
Tescher-And what arey you? Bobby
-pm the compass, Isuppose They're
always boxing mc.-Truth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
A Little Ambiguous.

"Beg Tardon." said the missiona Y,
''but will you translate his majesty's
temark again? Did he tell his daugh-
ter that he was to havekuests to din
ner or for dinner?-Indlanap
Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Alas. Poor YOriCk!

"Have you heard about poor Jack
SOM It's all over with him. He's
been buried alive" 'Great beavens!
How'd it happen?" '.Moved to
Brooklyn. New York World.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

Philadelphia has 1000 miles of re-
gularly laid out streets, and 500 miles
of street car lines. 1t produces every
year $500, 900, 900 worth of goods.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

Malebranche became so excited when
reading anything that interested him
that he was frequently obliged to pause
from palpitation of the heirt.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

The famous De Saussay wrote folio
volume composed of panegyrics of per-
sons whose name was Andrew, because
that was his own name.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
iAbout tho Sixc Of IL.

Stranger from MarsI-You don't
mean to tell me that we'll dressed
gentleman Is newsbcy? "Oh, no.
He's merely carrying ..oine his Sun
day paper. Traveller.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
An Easy Position.

Dick-Hello, Jim! Where do you
work nowe Jim-Work' What yer
givin' US? l don't work. I'm a
plumbers helper, l am.-Boston
Transcript
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
-soME VERSES CAROLS

yens verses carol blithely g q bird,
Ind hint OF violet and asphodeI;
While others slowly strike funeral bell,
Or call Ike clarionets till, spirit-stirred,
MA0@ tho mustering tramp in every word
E&ome. the ocean pounds with slsdgea
a1ln,
orReptuns posts with blare OF trumpet.
shen
By shores that visionary seas engird.
p son as flutes, they Groom tho lullabies
SOfossdle-years ;play clear as citherns wan
Like haEps Eolan in the grieying winds,
Tome are the deep-drawn human moan BY
pals
And silent faces-'neath lack-iuster skies
Peering through panes on darkness unoon
ffnedl
Henry Jerome Stockard, in the Century.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
A Great Advantage.

Cymbals-Squiggles going to play
the cornet? He'll never do anything
with it. He has no lip at all Bass
iol-But just think OF his magniti-
cent check.-Boston Transcript.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
LAUGH ANDGKOWFAJ
A HEALTHY TONIC FOR iNVAL
IDS OF ALL KINDS.

Humorous Anecdotes Cleaned nom s"''
ous sources-something to Read "nics
WIN Mako Anybody Sleep Weh-Bette'
Than Medicine When Taken Before Hs
firing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
What DO YOu Take

Medicine for7 Because you are sick and want
to get well, or because you wish to prevent ILL.,
ness. Then remember that Hoods SarsaparilIa
CURES all disease. caused by impure blood.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

Knrl's Clover Root the great blood purifier
gives freshness and clearness TO the complex Ion
and cures constipation - cts. SO cts. 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

DR.. Kilmer's SWAMP- RooT curss
au Kidney and Bladder troubles
Pamphlet and Consultation free.
Laboratory Sin.hamton. ". u
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
sized Vn.

Miss Breezy-Oh. what deliciou
dreams OF bonnets they are going u
wear And / know just the bonnet ]
want! lhave It all IN my mind now,
Mia Curtiy-My. Are they 90 aW.
fully small, then?-Exchango
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
A Kiss.bie conpifnsas

Jack-I am coming to the conclu
sion that must be something of ar
idi"t. May-Dear me! WhyF Jaci
Il have noticed that tho most idi
otic fellows WOO and win the lovelies,
girls and hero I am after winnins
the loveliest girl Ia the world. MAJ
oh, Jack! (Ecstatic silence)-
Truth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

DUNG Engfer
T Q m NJ bered
q u o dis
tinctly that
morning seven
y ear s ago,
W h e N Miss
Sturgis had
come with her
mother to his
fathers shop
to be measured
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
THE son OF A TAILOR.

GY CHARLES STOKES WAYNE.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05

Purely vegctable-Hood's Pills-o5c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-05
Terrific iCCQClOlci in Prices

Il Pieces Finest Antique carved Oak Suits at
S2L75;
IL Pieces at $1,000, including l Bedstead, l
Washstand, Bureau. Chairs, Rocker, Bound
Husk Mattress, Woven Wire Spring, Chicken
Pillows l Bolster, l FaIlOr Table.
Finest and best line of Mattresses. Springs
Tables, Ice Boxes, Parlor suits, Couches, Side
Boards, Etc.
Cheapest and best line of Goods ever offered.
Goods shipped all over the country.
GREAT EASTERN MFG CO., q,
No. 1926 RIDGE AVE,
Bet. Green and Spring Garden Streets, Phila
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-11-29

TO find that the Cleveland administers
ton acknowledges the existence of such
an industry by issuing a report regard
ing its growth under the authority of
the Treasury Department. Special
Agent Aver finds that, in spite of the
dull times. the tin-plate industry has
been steadily increasing. Forty concerns
in this country manufactured 1885, 5o
pounds of tin and tin plate during the
quarter which ended June 30. 1894. The
output the previous quarter was IS, $780,
All pounds. Another interesting feature
Of this report, for Americans, is that a
larger portion of the output of plate IS
made from American materials. Thus
for the quarter ending June 80 3,501. 344
pounds was made OF steel sheets rolled
In the United States, and 81 per cent.
of it consisted of thin steel sheets weigh
ing less than sixty-three pounds per
one hundred square feet. In view OF
these facts, the growth of this industry
under all sorts of discouragements and
the hostility of the Democratic press is
not only remarkable. but most crafty
ing to real Americans.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-11-29

The claim of the Clerk of the Supreme
Court that he has a right to charge 10
cents per hundred words for copies Of
opinions of the court made by newspa-
per reporters does not seem to have any
foundation in law. The law fixing the
clerks fees allows him 10 cents per IN
dred words for every copy Of record or
other paper. This evidently means for
copies made by him, as another clause
allows him 10 cents for every hundred
words contained in any writing re-
quired by law to be lone by him. AMI
for which there is no specific allow
ance." 1t would be monstrous-to sup
pose that the law intended 10 aifc
clerk 10 cents per hundred words for alb
stracts of opinions or copies Of records
made by other persons. In this country
public records are public property. No
official has a right to appropriate pub
lie records to his private use and profit
or to exclude any citizen from access
to them. He is entitled to -ompensatio
for making copies of them, but not to
exact tribute from others for doing SO.
He should be paid for his own labor, but
public records. Moreover, the law makes
the Reporter of the Supreme Court and
not the Clerk of the court the custodian
of it's opinions. 1t makes it the duty Of
the Reporter to receive all opinions of the
court, n is very specific in directing
how he shall treat them. The Clerk is
not mentioned in connection with these
duties. The only duty he has to per-
form in connection with opinions is 10
certify them to the court below from
whence the cause came. If anybody
could nave authority to charge a fee for
permitting copies of opinions to be --nde
it would be the Reporter of the court,
but he has no such authority, and mucn
less has the Clerk.