Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-04-15
VIRGINIA SKETCHES.
Father Holmes and MI. and Mrs,
Polar at the University.
HOW GIRLS BECOME SWEET.
Initiated Into the Mysteries Of Captivating
the Lads Of the Earth-Bob Ridley
the King OF Jokers.

fau TO take a special course In Holmes = /
Fourth Reader at the University OF Nir- |
ginia. Father Holmes. rs the boys all
love TO call him. used TO teach our |
fathers. and as he has written spelling
book. a series OF readers. and history
of the United States. and knows some
thing about nearly everything onder the
san, We have right TO class him pretty
'hgh up in c." Mir. and Mrs. Tolar
missed their lesson the other Gay. ana
Father Holmes whipped them. and then
they got mad and cried. they did. ana
said that they were going 10 get even
with that tcmpcrate-zone fellow II they
had 20 stay here until they melted.
They went out OF the lecturc-room, rave
one OF their long northern whistles, ana
the ice and polar rain commenced TO
commence. II started for the whole INT
versity, climbed up the columns, tried 70
get in at the windows. ran up the GTeat
stone steps. bordcrcd the edge OF the
marble porch. carpc;cd the sidewalks ana
finally climbed w on the hShtniaS-Iou
OF the dome 10 smile and rest.
After dreaming OF its swcethcarts u'''
~ had left up I'm Greenland ana AiaS Ma
for you must remember that the zee IMP
~ lHNN Ike u iifl ~ me-
Mary" wherever 80 cocs-it then coN'I'I
the trees. the roscbushcs, the grass anu
the telephone wires. and Immediately Ne"
20 the top Of the museum above 'He
names OF Aristotle. Humbolt' Darwin
Werner. Dana, and Cuvier 10 "1'0"
the result.
THEIR REVENGE.
II did not have 20 wait long before II
saw Professor Holmes coming down py
IA. a [
lor's drugstore 90 buy some pHS' "e
Ice Fa!ry BEGAN 10 smile, for just tu.h
81 saw the feet OF Father Holmes Shp
from under him. and away went ms
specs. his cane and his siouch hat 70 me
other three points Of the compass. ~
this state OF affairs FLORIDA stuu'H"
who had never seen any sleet belo'',
and who knew nothing or IT'S up"a'u
ana downward tendency, came on AT
ranid rate TO assist the good Professor
Of poljncaI economy in citing himsrH
together once more. The bone ehcio.l"S
the mctlulla Ohlougatn OF tnat uoIlDti
gent breaks a brick, and as SAGE anu 81"
dent lie there together upon the Carpet Oh
Zee. AIr. ana Mrs Polar feel mat theE
bovo their revenge The Ice Fairy now
laughed so heartily that the Ice on tne
Grass. on the trees. ana even ON the COZ
luns OF the Professors residence smiied
and smiled until the maidens on Cp-
servatory Mountain and from SeNen-NllIe
Ford. in smylhe county 'ooN go an a. l,
Fun. ana laughed as A'cn "9 80 ''r ,.,,,.
the evening lhey a'.'', ,t e,,,lants - the
sifei snow give" ~ ,rr ami NIrs. Polar
-, frr c,@orlanl tn,v said: you must
NOT fool with the business end OF an
icicicr' -...,..,,,,,
AMONG TIE FAIRIES.
Crozat. Va. is wide-awak" business
80 ,oII,,.,,. d. l,.,.n Charlottesville and
- - ,nov la ,rmrartl to q blush
g. I'D, sam ia short dresses, for IT
a. i-s, .rt.rtrg ifs fourteenth year.
II has ..rovu 90 o.. "a Woll-luown sum
,rcr resort. AMI there tacn vacation MISS
y-rer n..... az Richmond. VISITS Nj ;
I.lau Naylnnd Through the Nous 50
railing ana ..I..r f.a i3lriinS brooks ND
Mo over rac %, b.as ass they wind in ana
o,t among tine ruw ;ous hills, ana lH'se
young ladies. as soon Us the s'sSt'" 80
at 1.-THE Homo school ana al II, ~. >
Seminar. a. i"DA D i7h 'dl, IA -'''.,'''
may be seen ea'H Ca! III Wv 80 -
lifting habits. 90. i'l 3D. iii. Oh '"@4O'' IN
sorrc.. ana "Il ti't '4''l''.' IT,. ..,i.
one h.au-Im ''cA'is IL D~i"H ,
fixtcenth l.rtnl1y-lust after shower
when the 90. s,ai laihuioPS W. Pc No
Aidc-aud-s. * among the NioIelS' III. =
anemoucs ana ccswood blossoms they
found thea elves far up among the loot
hills Of tia blue Ridge. in n place wild
ara weird. which is known among the
ola hunters as sugar Hollow"
AMOUNTED THEN.
-. ,,,.,. r.oro cur
L'e w - t,,.,,,,,,,,1. host ~ fsi-
roui'",u ~ az - s,,.d Tho Iri,jlss
r., - "a IA ,,,.,,, Cl,.rli. which at
VI '"0 ,,tt. ...i...s a.. tbc,
one I',..,7. ~, ,;,o lrv,,ri,ut
were "'D"'N - -" c, ,l,s,as I{.lar
bioe-EiaS9 DIT '',li I.'..,,,,I o,,I f.if
So ,,ciination AT all 70 resist. The fairies
mt once went TO work-and with their
miniature bottles Of yiolet-water extract
OF dew. and essence Of mountain mist,
nnonted the tresscs and ringlcts of the
maidens. and then with the brush OF
nature caused the rose 10 cohtehd win
the lily for home in their cheeHas
their brows were touched from the un'
melted snowdrft; their necks were coat
ed with the down of the swan; thell
teeth became gates Of pearl; their eyr'
were hejewellcd with stardust then
hands cloved with alabaster; their Zee
tncascl IN slippers Of gracefulness' an'
their lips kissed by the cupid OF JOY "h'
bliss. over them was theil placvu maj
he OF attraction woven from 'ne sN''V
o. the ages. upon which the sons OF me-
'NHAiff
Is the sailor py .ne , 49, VIZ, ,'.,,o
heiore tnc ,nfn,,,o,, 81, ~, ,i',,
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W.. nr,h An o,bcr ,not1.,s ba1 no.
oho,"ad NV mo worde,ful wand Win
,ha,, we've ,vrarno1 On tho arms 80 eleer
hu, as these two had visited tho f,ir,,
land itself. they were there carried acros
On. borserIand and ontcrc, tho ,oal,, q
"euee, slxtaer"
non n,,,,,.,. ,..c.-,,,
i'N'' ''-'N
INC r-'"''" ANS 90 h"phahahhock' 'r
eh 'eh' muscular in'h' ana had they i've
N germany ~ We time or Frederic
Wiiiianl L. me emperor no doubt Woul
. ,.. ,,''iI placy ainohs III
FLINT nm is no iona az bpr,or ne no
nj an old virginia dinner Johr Tastba,,
uoon his r.et-f,ote1 Inv delights IN FOL
low tho r.v ana hounds os tbe, h.,
Tor Rattle r,oun,,tn or tho DcyiI c,,ire
hut he will draw. ia bte etcod 81 met o,,
time 10 hear a cool ioi,e ,Tl,o,, al, nd
mil however ,b., poL 1,as,bar, or To
p,d,c,. , - -, - - ~ -
king iok,r az th,r an nrr,,o ths u,a
he wa c.o..ir,, ,ta M p,i,o ~, 81