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rs The First Unitarian Church. SW.
&~S cor. Geary and Franklin StS.-hev. Or.
Stebbius, minister; Rev w. G, Eliot Jr., associate
minister and superintendent or Sunday school.
The Sunday-schooi is at 9 AS o'clock. The morn
ing service is at IL O'Clock. The evening service
Is At 30 All are cordially invited
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A GIVE WOMAN WISHES FEW MORE EN-
ing. Address Al Fran cisco ST.: cali three days .
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pELIABLE WOMAN WANTS SITUATION TO
IL help In Kitchen OF hotel boarding house;
has had long experience. Call 20 Everett st.
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ADY WILL 10 ANY KIND OF SEWING:
- gentleman's mending and clothes cleaned.
la Fourth ST.. room 5. DEF 5t*
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ADY, 80, EDUCATED AND CAPABLE WANTS
- situation as saleslady in store Address A.
B., Call Branch, 251S Mission st. deS PTS
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SLIGHT UNDERSTANDING.
They had wandered into the cOnser-
valOry. The music came to them in faint,
rhythmic thrGbs.
Il have had many men at my feet" she
was saying carelessly, 'but in vain.
None Of them meet my requirements"
He pondered.
Rave you tried corn pIas:er?" he sud
denly asked. Il have known them to do
the work when the most skillful chiropo-
dists haV" failed"
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DESPECTABLE GIRL WISHES SITUATION
III homework or cooking Apply 32l Ellis st. y
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~ The Regular Annual Ioeting of
Gs~S the stockholders of the Andes S. NJ Com
pany will be held ~ the office OF the company 500
Montgomery ST., rooms 20, 81 and % San rrau-
CISCO, Cal, on TU ESDAY. the 18th day OF Decem-
Der. 1884, at tue hour OF O'Clock y. NJ, for the
purpose of electing board of directors to serve
for the ensuing year and the transaction of such
other business as may come before the meeting
Transfer books will close on SATURDAY, Decem-
Der 8, at 70 O'Clock NJ
JOHN W. TWI6GS. Secretary
Once, 800 Montgomery st, rooms 20, Fl ana %.
San Francisco. Cal del I'd
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WIDOW WISHES SIT UATI0N LIGHT HOUSE
w work nurse. II Zoe st.
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pELL HARRY-FINE SUITS SIS; DRESS
pants 81 rs Misft Parlors 615 Moatgomery.t II
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DYICE FREE; DIVORCE LAWSA SPECIAL
y y: collections, damages wills, deeds, etc q. W.
HOWE, Att'y-at-Law $50 Market COZ. Stockton. tf
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0LD BUILDINGS BoUGHT-YARD, MISSION
~ between 2SUh and Army SITS. Residence
S42 McAiIister st. j. b. FRENCH. de6 3m
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EXPERIENCED HoUSEKEEPER DESIRES A
Il position in hotel OF lodging house; referen ces
Address Z. H, box IS. Call Branch de6 IL
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| (ARLlNG, IF YOU ARE GOING 70 GET Me
- ANYTHING In jeweIry please get il at II. G.
AHLER> elegant diamond parlors, 1875 Kearny
ST., room II, UPSTAIRS because he makes
specially OF rich diamonds Jewelry and fine gold
watches and you got IL so much cheaper;
keeps 10 imitation goods OF any kind. no23 If
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nRESSMAKER, FIRST-CLASS. GOES IN FAM
u lilies for 25c per hour. 6l2 Van \ ess ave-
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THE LARKIH-STREET BRANCH OFFICE OF
L THE Cal has been transferred to III Larkln
St, where advertisements viii be received up to
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NOTICE OF MEETINGS.

- Special Notice-The Gale
E~S DOMAIN Club will give its annual n x W
banquet and installation OF officers SATVsS
FRIDAY EVENING. Dec. II Mem 49,
bers can receive their tickets by applying TO VIM
MITCHELL SIS Market st.
c. CHISHOLM, Chief
JAMES II. DUNCAN, Sec. de9 2t Su
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E% Reorganized Church Of Jesus
bS~S Christ OF Latter-day Saints. Mystic Hail,
upstairs. $40 Post st.-M II. Forscutt will prez ch
at IL A. N. and z 80 P, NJ. All welcome
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VERY AGREEABLE LADY WILL MAKE
St.. room 80. de6 6ts
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ELAT, ROOMS. 10 DALE PLACE, OFF
l. Golden Gate ave near Hyde.
M oDERN FLAT. ROOMS. BATH ga SIXTH
In street. =
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SECoND-HAND SCALE TRUCK AND LET TER
ERNEST deS 1t
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SUNDAY MFETINGS

KFF UT. j. L. York, the Noted Orator
BE will open a course of radical reform lectures
at Metropolitan Temple this evening. at 8 sharp.
Subject, What do Liberals Believer" Professor
Eckman presides 81 the organ. Mrs. TuIiy will
favor the audience with song. Collection 10 de-
fray expenses Admission free.
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RS First New Jerusalem Church
E~S (Swedenborgiau) - OFarrell ST., between
Webster and Fillmore Rev. +. l. Higgins. min
lister. Sundays chOol 1880 P NJ. Sermon II A. NJ.
subject, "Signifcsn nee OF the Money in the Mouth
OF the Fish" Matt xVii:27). All are invited.
Seats free. "ls
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1O07A BUSH-FLAT, ROOMS; BATH: GAS:
1AOt hot and cold water freei SIT. Apply at
daIl 2
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"A ANTED-BY YOUNG GIRL PLACE FOR
~ general homework in small family. Apply
704 seventh 81. ue9 2IF
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RSS Annu Meeting - The Rem ar
HS~S annual meeting OF the stockholders of the
Gould q Curry Mining Company will be held at
the ONCE OF the company. room SO. Nevada
block, 3O9 Montgomery ST., San Francisco. Cal
on MONDAY, the 18th day OF December 1894 at
the hour OF l P NJ, for the purpose of eIecting a
Board OF Trustees TO serve for the ensuing ear
and the transaction OF such other business as may
come before the meeting transfer books VIII
close on Friday, December IA. at P. NJ.
del I'd ALFRED X. DURBROW Sec
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A TTENTION LADIES! "EMMA" BUST DE-
n veioper viii enlarge your bust inches: guar
auleed; scared instructions &c, or "a pages NUS
Boston, Mass sel6 Su l3t
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SANTA CLAUS CAN FIND DOLL WIGS OF
4 real hair at La Verite Hairdressing BaZaar
llIO MarkeL (oYer MaZel. rooms 3. and 5. - U
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EXPERIENCED COMPETENT WOMAN
~ wishes place to do general homework; good
plain cook and aundress: city or short distance
in country. Address 1918 jackson st.
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POSITIONS GUARANTEED DRESSMAKERS
learning cutting; patterns cut to order 25c.
207A Powell St. over p. o. Oakland. nol5 TT
PROFESSOR LTVINGSTON'S LIGHTNING
1 dress cutting machne best. goa Powell.nl 6m
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FLATS TO LET.

1902 VALEN CIA-7 ROOMS. BATH, $27 so,
IOZO or lower, rooms, bath, S25; 251S Mis-
sion, upper, rooms, bath, $22 50 564 Howard.
upper, rooms, bath, S25: lower. rooms $40
$40 Capp,. upper, rooms, bath. $22 80; small
flats in various parts of town. w. Ii. GRIM az
co ll2 MOn1gOmArY
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4 DFANCES MADE ON DIAMONDS, ETC
n BALDWIN JewelrY Store, GAS Marketal7 6m
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Old lady-That parrot L bought of you
uses dreadful language.
Bird-dealer-Ah, mum, you should be
VERY careful what you ses afore il; it's
astonishin' how quick them birds pick up
anythink!
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STRONG. NEAT GERMAN GIRL TO COOK
~ and wash. 2426A Pine st. deS 2t~
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!. IRST- LASS COMPETENT SCOTCH WOMAN
wishes situation cook: 2 years in last place.
Ever place. off Laguns ST., bet. Post and
Suffer- DEG DIS
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EP Mass-meeting, metropolitan Tenn
BE- ple-Sunday P. NJ, December 9, Rev j.
Q. A Henry will SPEAK. Prelude, Weakness and
Strength OF the A. z. A." Special music. All good
citizens welcome deS 2t*
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PAINLESS TREATMENT OF CANCER: MAG
i netic healing. MRS. LEE. 327 Ems. nO2S II
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COLORED WOMAN WISHES PLACE IN
~ American family TO do cooking and general
homework. Call 9l7 Powell St de6 ATS
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LINE LOWER FLAT OF ROOMS; LARGE
1 yard. 231 seventh ST.
LLAT ROOMS. BATH. 9O4 MINNA ST.,
off Tenth. de9 3tS
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DELIABLE GIRL FOR GENERAL HOUSE
~ work and cooking. 1909 Webster. de5 u
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LREE TEST AT LAWRENCE DRESsCUT-
L ting School. 1871 Market ST. del If
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r. E SHOOK PLUMBERS, ROOFERS.
" steam and gasftters Telephone l727. $40
SacramtntO ST., near KearnY. no24 ! IN
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piano LESSONS 25C HALF HOUR: GERMA,
L lady ll26 Howard St nos SINS
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II 1GHEST PRICE PAID FOR LADIES' AND
II gents cast-of clothing; old gold ard silver
bought; money loaned on personal property. A.
COLEMAN, Al Third St. cor. Jessie. ocl6 lY
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re 1heosophicaI SOciety-Free Pub
W. lie lectures every Sunday evening at 7:45
at $40 Post street Tonight. "TheoSophy, ana
Its Relation TO Modern Reforms" by Mr.. Evan
Williams.
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Secretary Consolidated wyoming cold Mining
Company. del tn
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ECO D-HAND AS WELL AS NEW EARS
showcases, counters, shelyings mirrors,
desks, safes chairs, scales, etc., and very large
stock of them, too Be sure and see stock and
get prices before going elsewhere. j. NUONAN,
lOl71Ol9-lO2l.lO 23 Mission 81 above sixth. 2stf
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OPERATORS WANTED-EXP ENCED
~ hands to sew on Singer ma chine making over
shirts and underwear. Apply at Standard Shirt
FACTORY, Cough bet. HAYES and Grove. nn26 Su II
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4 ERMAN GIRL WISHES PLACE AS WAIT
~ ress in restaurant; sleep home. Call COL
Third ST. de5 SITS
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( IRL FOR HAND AND MACHINE ar COATS.
" 40 Tehama 81 drS 9t~
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DELIABLE WOMAN WANTS WORK BY THE
Ii day washing. iroDiDg and cleaning Call OF
address TIA Howard ST., room Ia
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ES DIR. Rin-es' Spiritual Meeting,
go 9OS12 Market St, Sunday, and p II
Circle and platform tests. Mines. Dunham SeeIy,
Bird, Fix. henderson. Entertainment ana social
December "A.
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MALE HELP WANTED.

> CONCRETE FINISHERS Fo> CITY, So so:
- weaverS on blankets and hannelS; ship
caruenterS, So; ranch teamsters, $40: 2 stabe.
men for city, S25 MURRAY Il READY. t34
Clay st. feQ o.
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- JIMMY CORNER FLAT. 4 ROOMS AND BATH.
1916 Jones ST.. l block from deg Sta
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~ DR.. Robbins Lectures Tonight
80 on as Spirtualism True" Tests by Mrs
Hovet, The sick he2Ied, 25c Tickets given for
circles FOresters' Hail. 20 Eddy ST.; P NJ; Toe =
EFS Mrs. aggie W ite VIII Hold a
We test sesnce this evening at 90915 Market
ST. The entire evening devoted TO tests Skeptics
invited. Admission Zoe
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FANCY DANCING FOR CHILDREN: SAr.AFr
l 1kHlN Els, 927 Mission, bet 5Ih, 6th.n2o At 81
II IGHEST PRICES FOR GENTS CAST-oFf
~ clothing S. KOPPEL 1899 Market postal. Az
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NOUNG GIRL OR ELDERLY WOMAN TO AS
teenIn de2 ora
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- The Gaelic Society VIII Hold It's
49, regular monthly meeting in K. r, B. Hall
cor. Mason and O'Farrelt SITS, on SUNDAY
GENE O'GROWNEY, professor of Gaelic In May
nooth College, Will address the meeting in the
Gaelic language. Friends Of the society are cor
diSlly invited to be present.
WILLIAM DESMOND President
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THOROUGHLY COMPETENT LADY WISHES
position as manager of frst-claSs rooming-
house: best of references given. Address r. H.,
box $50, Call Branch once. de9 3t*
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n F. HAAS, WOOD AND IVORY EURNI>
-. and planning -miIl. 81 Wrist St. s. F. NOD u
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DRESSMAKERS
MISSING FRIENDS.

DRESS AND CLOAK MAKING; SUITS, So sc
Zap; MRS. KAU1kOwI1Z. 944 Howard. de9 t
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EVERYTHING IN PROPORTION.
Largest STOCK and store IN the city; lowest
prices; easy terms, If desired
j. NOONAN 10l7-l0i9-l02l 1923 Mission ST,
above Sixth. Open evenings. uc28 II
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l. me LOWER FLAT, 6 ROOMS AND BATH
L with good yard; Nineteenth ST.. sunny side.
bet. guerrero and Dolores. Apply to c. y. CAPP q
Co, House Brokers and Real Estate Agents, Al 8
Montgomery St deS 81
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, NEAT FLATS OF ROOMS AND BATH, IN
- good order, on Linden ave, bet. Octavia, La
gun8, Hayes and Fell sts.: rent only $50 and 81 g,
Apply to c. 5. CAPP IL CO. Alb Montgomery ST.
House brokers and Real Estate Agents. deS 3t
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r. Franklin Savings and Bull Ting As
S~S soclaton-The annual genera, meeting OF
this association VIII be held on MON DAY Even.
ING, Dec 10, in the building Alb Bush ST., up
stairs, at 1880 o'clock. Election of OFF rers for
the ensuing year. a committee will be in attend.
snce to receive votes from O'Clock in the after
noon. BY order.
deg 1t WILLIAM HATTIE Secretarv
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IA ANTED-BY A YOUNG MARRIED WOMAN
~ housekeeping by the day, would work af
ternoons by the week at any kind OF WORK. Adj
dress 1893 Post st dec cts
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FURNISHED HOUSES.

1-ROOM SUNNY HOUSE; HANDS ON ELY
/ I furnished; whole part. 7O6 Van Ness
avenue. deg 3t*
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L'LAT ROOMS AND BATH: ALPINE ST.
bet Fourteenth and Ridley. Apply to c. =
CAPP a CO., House Brokers and Real Estate
Agents. 413 Montgomery ST. deS 81
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RIO LET NICE COTTAGE. WITH BARN,
1 chicken-yards and small orchard. DRIVER
ABER Il CO, San LeandTo de6 at
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~ Notice of Stockholders Meeting
k>S BY order of the board OF directors of Con
soldated wyoming Gold Mining Company
special meeting OF the stockholders of said com
pany will be held al the office of SAID Company
No. sos Pine ST., in the city of san Francisco Cali
fornia, on MONDAY. December II, 1894 at the
hour or 10 O'Clock "A. NJ SAID meeting is called for
the purpose OF considering, acting upon authoriz-
lug and rattyng the acts OF said board of directors
In settling the litigation heretofore pending with
Champion Mining Company and selling and con-
Gold Mining Company to said Champion Mining
Company.
Dated November so, 1894.
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\ DUNG LADY WITH EXPERIEN CE WOULD
like position in bakery candy store: salary
81 per week Will give one week to get acquainted
with store. Q. box l35. Call branch Ortice.5 IS
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7 OVER FLAT, 5 ROOMS. STABLE; NICE
- place. Apply 6O6B ShoJwel So. dec TT
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s1rUA wA>rtD-FEmALE.

TOR GOOD SERVANTS OF ALL NATION
II alities Apply NINE LEOPOLD'S Employment
ONCE 967 and SOL Market: open evenings. Jy22 e
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1O67 GOLDEN GATE AVE FLAT q
IOOI rooms; rent Sl6. Key in grocery. 3t#
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ENTENNIAL STABLES-CARRIAGES ROCK
- Always victorias, Duggies. etc. 1921 California
mr.. Polk. telephone Cox NJ CONLoN, prop. 27u
CMALL A0VER TISEMFNTS AND So BSCRIP-
~ tions taken at Gail Branch Offices IN Larkin
ST. 339 Hayes ST. and 25l8 Mission ST.: open till
9 80 p. NJ
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HAYES, BIT. WEBSTER AND FILLMORE;
IL lower fist 3 rooms and bath. Apply to C. s.
CAPP CO., House Brokers and Real Estate
Agents, AIS Montgomery st. deS st
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AS FIXTURES AND PLUMBING, 623
y Golden cate ave. H. HUFSCHMIDT. Oc24 SIN
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~ COULDN'T DO THE BUSINESS WE'RE
" doing il prices were not right.
Carpets Few and second hand. from. 49,. 25c up
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NEW AND OLD BOOKS BOUGHT, SOLD AM
~ exchanged. FRAZER'S, ll61a Taylor. oc1 o I
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81 Annual Meeting - The Regular
G~S annual meeting OF the stockholders of the
hentuck Consolidated Mining Company will be
held at the Office of the company, room % Ne
yada block. No 309 Montgomery street. san
Francisco California, on WEDNESDAY. the 18Th
day Of December 1894, at the hour OF l O'Clock
p NJ, for the purpose of eiecting Board of Di-
rectors 10 serve for the ensuing year, and the
transaction OF such other business as may come
before the meeting. transfer books Will close on
Saturday December is, at . oclockM
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4 DNlCE FREE; LEGAL AND PRIVATE MAT
y tiers: feople,s Law ONCE. S3S Market. MCCABE
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= ~ III . = % z % TUE VO 70 u
"A INDOW SHADES MANUFACTURED TO Or
~ der BY WILLIAM MCPHLTN. 1888 Market 24st
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HELP wANTED-CoNrINUEp.

4 PERMANENT POSITION All SIs WEEKLY
- Is guaranteed any lady who will work for us
quletly at home: all material free. Reply with
stamped env., Woman'S Mutual Benefit Co. Joliet,
St. Paul daily globe., 1894-03-12
ISRAEL BURBANK'S BRAIN.
A NAN WHO BELIEVES IT BEATS
SHAKESP=aRES.
STORY OF THE PERFECT MAN.
How the Vermiform Appendix
Worried John and He in Turn
Worried His Whole Famiiy-A
Poem on Robins Which Is
Nearly All Foot Notes and
POStScriptS

Copyright.
There was fool come down las year to
speak in our town hall
No kinder ordinery fool-the bIgges fool Of
all
He said thet William Shakespeare was uhis
fool was tarnal green)
The creates an the wises' man this wori
had ever seen.
I'd never hearn er him afore; but Ted Drew
said he'd writ
A kinder mixed-up mess er stuff-no head
nor tail 10 it
tn run upstairs" said he TO me. IF you'll
hOl on II minute,
An then I'll bring We down the book thet's
got his pieces in it "
He brung it down: the craziest book mortal
ever read.
For Shakespeare he'd a drefle lack OF intel
lect an head:
TiS strange TO me man like him. with nat
ural gifts so small.
a man with no more brains than him should
try 10 write al all
Don't tell ye how TO shear sheep nor how
to break hosS.
Nor how to run Il farm OH shares without an
achul loss:
Don't tell ye how to dreen swamp, nor how
10 make hops grow
wy. Shakespeare didn't know notEin' tail q
teler ought TO know.
Now there's Burbank's Farmers Weekly,
thet ar tells We how 10 farm.
An how 10 raise good carrots thetis longer
than yer arm:
An how TO grow good marrowfats, and how
10 raise fine hops
An how TO kill yer tateT bugs, an how to
save yer crops.
Wv Burbank hez got intellec' an good hoss
sense an brains.
l don't bleeve Shakespeare knows enough to
come in w Ell II rains.
If Shakespeare ever comes my way l'll-tell
him my idee.
Thet Isrel Burbanks got more brains than
forty men like he.
St. Paul daily globe., 1894-03-12
DEATH AT A STATION.
An Illinois Man Kills His Wife
and Then Himself

An Illinois Man Kills His Wife
and Then Himself.
ALTON. H., March 1l.-1'he South
western limited train of the Big Four
railroad brought TO Alton tonight Mr..
and Mrs. Marion I. Skaats, with Mrs.
Skaats' daughter, Miss Cora Phillips.
The daughter arrived here at
O'Clock, accompanied by the dead bodies
of her mother and stepfather. The
story of the tragedy, as told by Miss
p hiilips between her sobs, was brief,
but terrible. She and her mother
had gone to st. Louis at noon.
for what has not been stated, and
had been followed by Skaats on a
later train. As they returned on the
limited and arrived at East Alton they
changed to the plug" train for Alton,
and as they walked across the platform
Skaats. saying to his wife. 1--WE will
settle this matter now," quickly shot
her dead, and then fired two shots into
his own head and died almost in
stantIy. The affair was soon over.
taking but moment. and both
were dead before the daughter or the
bewildered spectators of the scene could
realize what had happened. The coroner
will hold all inquest tomorrow. Nobody
knows exactly the cause of the tragedy,
but it is known that both Skaats and
his wife had ungoyernabie tempers, and
indulged in frequent rows.
St. Paul daily globe., 1894-03-12

He came home from talk with DR.
Chase not long ago very much worried
about his vermiform appendix. He
never knew he had yermif0rm ap-
pendiX before, but now he knows he
has got one, he is worried 10 death
over it. It's terrible thing. he says.
Ii man gets any seeds in his Yerni-
form appendix he's goner. A man
should exercise constant care, day and
night. over mis- verruiform appen-
dix. and must never. under any circum-
stances, eat any grapes. figs, tomatoes,
strawberries. raspberries. blackberries
or anything of the kind. When his wife
passed him some BURBERRY sauce he
said: Martha, do you want me 10
commit suicide? If | should yet any of
those blueberrv seeds in my vernif0rm
appendix our children would be father
less. Take 'em away: would you mur-
der your husband i'll cold blood?"
John didn't know where his vermi-
form appendix was, and so, whenever
he had any pain in his head. or his heel,
or his shoulder-blade he took to his bed
Ill a terrible panic for fear that his
vermiform appendix was affected.
Whenever he suffers from the earache,
or a chilblaln, or an attack OF hic-
coughs he is mortaiIy frightened by the
dread that his yermiform appendix is
out of order. No man was ever tor
mented with his sins as John is with
his vermiform appendix.
Fruits with seeds in them are not the
only things that John refused TO eat
He had talk with old DR.. Barstow last
summer, and the doctor told him that
milk was great absorbent of impuri-
ties. He told him that milk and money
are great collectors of microbes Since
that day John trembled every time he
saw COW and every time he was paid
OF. Ii he saw man coming to pay a
bill he turned pale and ran away At
the sight of a milk pitcher his hair
stood up. He would eat arsenic sooner
than ice cream, for DIR. Barstow told him
the milk in the cream produced pto-
| maine called tyrotoxicoD. which was
closely related 10 diazobenzol.
John immediately saw that this was q
terrible thing, and declared that he
wanted none of the close relatives of
diaZobenZOl in his system.
SO every time John saw a man put
milk in his coffee he felt it his duty to
demonstrate with bin. do you know.
man." he would say, ''wnat risk you
are running? You are drinking a pto-
maine, sir, called tyrotoxicon, that is
St. Paul daily globe., 1894-03-12
SPORTING MELANGE.

Frank S. Lewis. of Fargo. manager of
the Fargo Athletic club. is in the city.
He says that sporting matters at Fargo
have been quite lively through the win
ter. and that a number of interesting
contests have been held there through
the winter. He Will attend the meeting
of the Twin City Athletic club event
tomorrow night. Mr. Lewis organized
the Fargo Athletic club i'll September,
1898, and was at one time Instructor of
the Twin City Athletic club, as we'll as
OF the Minneapolis Athletic club. and is
well known in ST. Paul.
j. L. Malone returned Saturday night
from Winona and registered at the Mer-
chants. III speaking of his coming
contest with Joe Gruber. Malone paid
his opponent hIgh compliment. saying
that he is one of the best amateurs he
ever saw.
Mr.. Malone stated that the game he
was scheduled to play at Mason City,
To-. Saturday night, had been postponed
until Tuesday night.