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PRINCE GAI11zIS.

The prince, who is frail in appear.
ance and only has one arm, having lost
the other in an accident in Paris, ar
rived in this country via San Francisco
last August, after accomplishing a feat
worthy of the illustrious blood which
flows in his veins. On a special COM
mission from the casaswith whom he
is in high favor, he completed a horse
back journey of $4,000 miles through
the widest regions of Russia, Turke-
stan, Cashmere, northern Thibet and
other transcaucasan countries, some Of
which no one ever ~traversed before.
With the conditions in Siberia, where
he expects to labor in the cause of the
Salvation army and humanity during
the rest of his life, the prince is very
familiar. One of his purposes in maxi
ing his great journey was to look up
the conditions of Siberian prisons for
the czar. The prince is now forty-six
years old, and, although not q robust
man, possesses u tremendous amount CT
vitality and determinations as shown by
his wonderful ride, and it is to be hoped
that he will live many years to carry
on the noble work which he has
espousel.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10
SIX Toss or mar rER Aonr.

That Is seldom reached. INT vlan
Salzers Extra Grass Mixtures are sawn
this is possible. Over fifty kinds ~
grass and clover Sorts. Largest rroa,.
ers OF farm seeds nthe world. alsil.n
Clover Is the ha diest: Crimson Glove
is the quickest growing: Alfalfn (,1oyas
is the best feftiliz.ns cleya, D1,:la
SAVERS Extra Grass Mixtures ,nnLa
the best meadows in the world.
~ yam wiz Gnt = hia out ana scna ~
With He postage to the John A. Sal,ar
Seed Co, La Crosse, Wis. You will re-.
celye eleven packages grass and clover
sorts ana hls mammst tn farm seed cata-
logue; full Of coed thing for the farm
e., tie gardener ana this citizen. @
Mouldy Mike-i'hcse ere newsna nc,s
Is jest a paca o lies, that's wot thew are
Ragged Robert-Wot yeh been
| read an account of a fclier from
New York wot went inter u big hotel
In a smal town. an said he wanted ia
buy the hotel. an made 'em mn offer
an give en- n check wot wasn't no
good, an lived there q week on tho fot
o. the land fore he had to light out
WEI tho check came back, an it ueve,
said. rp'
Mebby that's true.
No, it amt.
How do yeh know?
How do l know? Why, quick MS ]
read it / tried it meself- an they
kicked mo out.
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BOUND TO HAVE A CREST.
A Vulgar New York womaa's D.mans
Met by a Fashionable Shttioner.

A Vulgar New York Demand
Met by a F~a>hinnsble S%htti0ner.
The modern woman Of fashion does
not seem to care that she is using a
crest without warrant, or to know that
in using one at all she is usurping a
mans prerogative. you will not find
one woman in n hundred who is
familiar with the rules of hcraldry,"
said a fashionable stationer recently to
e n. Y. Sun reporter. Ladies' insist
on having crests embossed on their
writing paper, wen when I tell them
that they are permitted by the usages
of centuries to use only the arms. A
few days ago a handsome woman came
in and said: Mr.. b, l wish you
would put a crest and arms on my
paper l knew it would be useless to
argue about the crest and so I asked
her: Have you your crest with you?'
20, no? haven't any, she answered
You a make me a nice one, can't
youY' IScarned that her husband was
a grain dealer, so for n crest l designed
a sheaf OF wheat. For the arms I de-
signed soine hawk heads on a shield
and she was delighted"
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Biayatsky Verified.


jim vindicated the doctrine of rein
~carnation one day last week. fnoredi.
bic as it may sound, he was born in
Chicago, but in a prior life he must
have existed in Boston. Here is the
proof:
He had struck his little sister. His
mother explained to him the enornity
of the offense. Then she applied hor
slipper. When the bowls had died
down a little she pictured to him his
probable fate il he were to. continue in
his evil courses.
81 knew of a boy,n she said, awho
used to strike every one. WsAen he
grew up he struck a man and @ie blow
killed him. Then the man Who had
killed him was hung"
@Shou--shou--shouldn't you. sobhed
the cnlprit, "s-s-a-y-'hanged'?"--Puck
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Poor Dogsie!

N. aE- .L.L
Many eceentricities are pardoned in
musical geniuses, especially by those
who do not suffer from them. I'm
fortunately the object of q musicians
wrath is quite apt to be unable to mp
preciatc why he has offended.
One can fancy the possessor of the
unframed voice who figures in the fol-
lowing story, thinking hard things Of
the celebrated composer, Rameau.
One day Rnineaa, while calling on =
lady, tixeda stern glance on a little dog
who sat in her lap and was barking
good : naturally. Suddenly Rameau
seized the poor little fellow and threw
him out of the window.
"What is the natter" asked the
hostess, mech alarmed.
"He barked false!!n said Rameau, in.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ~Gnnnnnion.
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Revised Edition.

At an entertainment given to a boys
club in Boston under the supervision
of some charitable ladies, who man
aged the affairs, u reader was to recite
-Lochinyar." Fancy his surprise at
finding the managers. who were pve1,sa
to having anything in praise OF wine
read TO their pupils, making an alter
nliou of the lines:
And now ] nm come With this last love Of
10 trsad but one measure, drink one cup Of
to the following:
And now have ] come with this beautiful,
10 tread but one measure, drink one lemon
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spINsrER. MARRIED. w1pow

Women who are interested in these
things should observe the regulations
set down for the use of spinsters, mar
ried wolne and widows. A specified
frame for the arms should be used by
each. The spinster is required to put
her family arms into q diamond frame,
with very simple ~adornment. When a
woman marries the arms Of her family
must be put on the same shield with
the arms of her husband. The shield
is impaled, the wife's arms occupying
one position and the husbands the
other. If she becomes a widow the
frame for her arms again assumes the
form Of q diamond, %sy,nbolizing her
unmarried state, while her arms and
the arms of her deceased husband re-
main impaled as formerly. A certain
dealer in stationery presents a copy
OF the rules of hernldry to each GUS
tOnar
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10
SAVINGS OF A SMOKER.
A Venerable Now Yorker Tells How II
Bought IA Home.

Chauncey Nj. Depew once remarked
that he regarded his success in life as
due, in n great measure, to his firm
ness in breaking off the habit of smok-
ing. He enjoyed his cigars as much MS
did any ardent lover of the weed. but
when he found that smoking intcrfered
with his thinking apparatus he prompt
ly stopped it, says the N. Y. Times.
Luther Prescott Hubbard is another
New Yorker who attributes not only
his financial success, but his long and
contented life to his total abstinence
from the tobacco habit. When a mere
lad he chewed and smoked, but was
induced to abandon both the quid and
the cigar by the reasoning of a dear
friend. For many years Mr.. Hubbard
has been in business at as Wall street,
and just after he had passed his 85th
year he printed and circulated a little
treatise on How u Smoker Got a
Home"
MIR. Hubbard says: "My smoking
was moderate compared with that Of
many, only six cigars Il day ut 6 IA
cents each. equal to $4,000 per an
mum. which at Z per cent interest for
slxty-one years amounts to the small
fortune of $1lS, 924.26. This has af-
forded means for the education of my
children, with an appropriate allow.
ance for benevolent Objects"
This contented ~octogenarian began
saving his cigar money by depositing
it in tho Seamen's Bank for Savings.
In a few years he had accumulated
enough to buy a comfortable home
near this city overlooking Long Island
Sound. During the long period of his
patient economy he has been in tho re-
ceipt of but Il moderate income.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

The table is made of dark brown king
wood, inlaid with large panels of tulip
wood of u delicate red color, tho cor
ners and feet being mounted with
ormolu ornaments. The leaves of the
table, on being opened, bring up, by u
clever mechanical arrangement, a tray
with a. tea service, consisting of teapot,
sugar basin, :ailk and cream jug. all
silvergilt. AT the end of the table a
shelf is arranged to hold plates, ETC.,
but as a rule the plates are kept on the
lower platform If the table. The
service is for a dozen naonle.
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FER IS ACCEPTED.

FlEI.DISGS OFFER IS
line of famous trotters, ending in the
dim shadows of the past with the three.
toed horse whose fossil remains were
discovered by Prof. Wertman in the
canyons of the Colorado.
"What will you take for him?n j
asked.
SWELL" he said, h~esitating, "old
Capt. Willis says"
"Who's he? Another of the pirate
crew?n
"Don't you know Willis? He's the
middleman. He's trying to find j Gus
toner. He says ! ought Il get So, 500
and he thinks that he knows q man
who'll give it; but it seems that the
fellows stonach's gone back ON him,
and the doctor says he can't drink any
more for a month or two, so Willis
says we'd better wait. AT the end Of
the period have mentioned we a
probably work to better advantage"
siou've excited my curiosity" said
l, whats the matter with my taking
a Il down to look at your horse?!n
"Sothing. Go ahead. You'll hear
what they all say of him."
l went down to a track where Slybov
is stabbed.
J. II LiSl HitN L met Was Mullins. i
told him that ! was looking for slyboy.
He declined to show me the way. lie
said that the horse was no good at all,
but that if i wanted to see a real, live
piece of horsetiesh, I could go with him
to-
i did not wait to hsar where this
false man desired to lure me. | pro-
cceded to the stable. On the way met
Harris, Allen, Brill and Williams and
got points on Slyboy. In the stable l
found Dopeson. He was just remark
ing that no horse whose hind legs were
of two different lengths could possibly
be good for anything
"He isn't geared for a trotter," said
Dopeson. "But there's n horse over
there"
And he proceeded to describe the
animal. decided that some one had
been bidding over my friend Hiram's
head. However, my own examination
satisfied me that the horse was a good
n and I returned prepared to make
an offer.
"Hiram, old boy,n said I. cheerily,
"I've been looking for an old, slow
going, easy-pulling brute for my wife
to drive and if you'll sell Slyboy for
S275--"
"My dear fellow" said Hiram, grasp
ing my hand, while the tears OF graft.
tude raj down his cheeks, "take him
and be happy"
1 sat down to draw the check.
Would you mind splitting it into
nineteen small checks??n said he.
"tThat would be more convenient for
Harris, Mullins. Allen ct al. The sum
you name happens to be just what /
owe them at the present time."-
Howard Fielding in Chicago News.
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NOBLE IN EVERY WAY.
Prince Galitk,n, tho Salvation Army's
DistlnSuishe Convert.

Distinguished Convert.
The Salvation army has probably ac-
CURED, from a worldly point Of view, the
most notable convert in its history in
the Russian Prince Galitzin, who has
just announced his intention of giving
his life, his influence and his wealth to
the cause represented by the blood red
ensign of peace.
The family of the prince dates from
the time Of Peter the Great, and one Of
his ancestors, Vasilla Galitzin, came
near placing himself on the Russian
throne. The ptsace is an intimate
friend of Archduke Ferdinand of
Austria, md visited Yosemite and yell
lowstone parks with him during the
archdnkc's stay in America last Septem.
ber,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10
Plants that March to Conquer.

As mar cunquers the earth he car.
rles his dependents with him:or rather
in some cases they follow him without
any effort or solicitation on his part.
And these dependents and attendants
OF man are not merely animals bn,
plants.
Prof. Gray long ago called attention
to the fact that the eastern plants of our
country were marching westward
across the continent, keeping step with
the advance of human settlement and
aonunering the native plants as they
proceeded. But he predicted that in
time there woul,t be Il return of the
western plants sweeping eastward and
overcoming their conqucrcrs, and it is
noted that The return seems already to
havc begun.
AT present Australia presents per.
maps the best example of this spread.
ing and conqucring tendency OF these
plants that follow the advance OF man.
1hc weeds that have found their way
FROM Europe TO Australia are crowd
ing out the native weeds III many
places and especially in the more fer.
tile lands. In some of the more rocky
soils the native plants have the ad.
vantage in the contest.
A curious fact brought out by obser,
walton in Australia is that some i'm,
ported plants, particularly ornamental
garden varieties, cling to the ncighbor.
hood Of their human friends rs if they
felt themselves to be strangers in q
strange land needing protection. All.
though they spring up vigorously
within the limits of the gardens. self.
sown year after year, yet they never
gain any footing outside.
But the Scotch thistle does not show
itself SO timid. 1t has been introduced
into boil, Australia and Tasmania--ir
The latter island, il is said, by ar en-.
tilusiastic Scotchnan who wished Ia
see his national flower blooming
around him on the other side of The
.arth-and it has taken advantage O
lis opportunities without fear am,
without favor.
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peafncss Cannot ne Curcd

Deafness Cannot BE Curcd
by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portions of the ear. There
is only one way to cure deafness, and that
is by constitutional remedies. Deafness
10 caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, deafness is the
result and unless the Inflammation can
be taken out and this tube restored to its
normal condition, hearing will be de-
stroyca forever. Nine cases out of ten
are caused by catarrh, which is nothing
but an intiamed condition of tue mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness Caused by catarrb)
that cannot be cured by Halls Cntarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. j. CHENEY 81 Co,
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a ueln for Hard THINGS.

Cut this out and sen it to me within ter
days, with b cents in stamps, and l will
send you, post paid, Il copy OF Garden
Talk No. A" and one packet each of Extra
EARLY Tree Tomato, Early Horn Carrot
yellow Globe Dauvers Onion. Prize Head
Lettuce, Boss Watermelon. Acme Tomai o
Champion of England Peas, Golden Wax
Beans, Early Jersey Wakefield Cabbage
Twenty-Day Radish, Kaf1ir Corn, Wis
Evergreen Broom Corn, Jumbo Suntiower
Crosby's Early Sweet Corn. and Long RED
Bonanza radish. These are the very best
varieties grown and retail with most seed
men for 81. make you this price to ge,
you to try my seeds. Best A No. l guar
anteed Yellow Globe Danvers onion seed
81. 50 per pound, or 1925 for four pounds
(enoughfo one acre.. B%estonions grown.
Don't pay 25 to 80 cents per pound for your
ash and box elder tree seed when you can
get them of me for only l5c. Let the or.
ders roll in. Yours, for a big crop,
LEONARD PERoIvAL. Prop.
Rec Valley Seed Farm. Hiphmorc s y
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The Puzzle Solved.

Perhaps no local disease has puzzled
aud bntled the medical profession more
than nasal catarrh. While not immedi.
ntcly fatal it is among the most nauseous
and disgusting ills the flesh is heir to,
and the records show vrry few or no cases
of radical cure of chronic catarrh by any
of the many modes OF treatment until the
introduction of Ely's Cream Balm a few
years ago. The success of this prepare.
ton has been most gratifying and sur
prising.
Headaches with women are princi
pally due to physical weakness, and show
that their nerves need strengthening.
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H w ~ "A .
tluence with Williams
And you want him to exert it In
your fayor?1 OF course"
That's it. So l give Mullins $50; he
gives $40 to Harris and then Harris and
Williams divide"
"Bnt you can't expect to bride Will
liams to buy your horse"
BLESS you, Williams doesn't want q
horse!n
"What? supposed he was your u S
TONER"
NO, no; he only pretends to be-"
"Pretends to be?"
"fes; you see, in selling a trotting
horse you've got to make a start.
You've got to work up an interest in
the animal. Williams is doing that
part OF it for me. Then there's Allen. :"
"Who's Allenan
you've seen him in here. He's the
thin man with the hat over his eyes
He's an agent for Il harness dressing
advertisement"
"What's he doing for you?"
"S-s-s-sh! Slyboy. that's my horse;
did u mile in 2:19 on a private trial.
Allen held the watch
Whose watch was ito"
aWhy, mine, of course"
add You get it back??n
"Certainlv."
"%sa!it, you're in luck. / suppose you
pay Allen to talk about it?!n
"No; pay him to keep still"
why do you want him to keep
still?"
because he's such a liar that if he
eatl ~ L, ~ =, ~ - 49, -.-.1 i
know it wasn't so.n
sWhy did you hire such q man?n
sHe was just the sort Of man l want.
ed. You don't seem to understand the
horse business. See here; It's known
that there was IA private trial and that
Allen held the watch. People natural
ly ask him what the time was. Then
he shakes his head and they say: Gee
whiz! If Allen cant lie about that
time it must have been close down to
two minutes"
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There Was 4 WAY.

Great Richard, who, in dircst need,
Offered his kingdom for u stecd.
And Alexander. shedding tears,
Because no world defied his spears.
Had writ success on history's page
Ii they had calmed despair aud rage
And advertised
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~Snmehnar,s Gnon

10 make our own troubles the means OF
helping the troubles OF others is Il noble
effort for good. A WE'LL illustrated instance
OF This kindly sympathy Is shown in II let
ter from Mr.. Enorh L. Hanscom. School
Agent Marshdeid. Ne. an old Union sol
dler. He says: at may do somebody some
good to state, ] nm a man OF 60 aud
when 40 had a bad knee mt rheumati,m
set in, was lame three years and very
bad most OF the time. lsot St. Jncobs Oil
and put 1t on three lines and it made .
cure am now In good heulth.n
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~ 80
What do you pay himf"
"0h, I've let him have $40 or $40, but
that includes his work with Brill"
who's Brill?"
"He's a friend of Dopeson, the
veterinary. Allen hands my money to
Brill and he gives it to Dopeson. So I
only have to pay Dopeson his regular
fee
"NYhat do Won want of a veterinary?
Is the horse sick?n
"Of course not. But | have to get
the veterinary to make a good report
for my customer"
~ should think the customer would
want to engage his own veterinary. .
: $50 he does. That's where we've got
him. He's going to engage Dopeson.
A fellow named Richards found that
out for me and | gave him $40. After.
ward Allen confg7ned the information
aud struck me ~ ten mnrA :"
aThen Dopfeon is paid by both
Sides
"Os course.f That is all right. They
always are. But he's an honest man"
"Then why do yon bride himr Isn't
the horse all right"
"Sound as a nut. Dopesun will tell
you SO. I've seen his report. 1t was
first rate. Ididn't have to change 1t
very much. And he was reasonable
about it. He put in anything I want.
ed to have Say, that's IL great horse"
sHas he ever won II race"
"No, but he's going to.P
4When?n
1Next Wednesday. We've got .
match between Slyboy and Fender
"You don't say sol" said l, getting
interested. II know Fender. He's a
mighty good horse. He can go it in
2:2O easily. "
4Of course he can, and when Slyboy
walks away from him you bet ] can sell
to good advantage
aBut can he do 1t? On the dead
level. old m~an,what's the best time he's
ever made?"
Hiram rose and plugged the keyholes
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eysold by druggists. 75c

In a Welsh tin factory has been pro
anced the thinnest sheet Of iron evel
rolled, 1t would require 4. S0o of them t.
make one Inch in thickness.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

ton. The sleeves, whose ample full.
ness is increased by a full ~founce Of
broad lace, are gathered in tight-ht-
ting cuffs and finished with deep frills
of the lace. This little costume, while
stylish, avoids the business SO fro
quently seen and SO particularly OBJ
jectionable in children's dress.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10
sUMpruovs N IFS APPOINTMENTS.
description Of a London Tea a Thaf
VIII Make women En-

A tea table in which any woman who
takes q proper pride in her drawing
room would delight has just been vast
ed on n benighted 1t was pre-
sented to the Duke of York by the
Royal London Yacht club. A dcscrip-
tion of it alone is sufficient to make
every matron realize ,.hat a heinous
mistake presenting such an arrange
ment outside the feminine ranks of
society was.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

The Throat "Brown's bronchial
Troches" act directly on the organs OF
the voice. They have an extraordinary
effect iii all disorders OF the throat.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

Nerve Rcstorcr. No is after FIRST days use. Mar
vicious cures. Treatise and 500 trial bottle free TO
III Gakes. send TO Dr. Kline. 93l Arch St. phila. Pa.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

Prisoners when arrested in Morocco
are required to pay the officer for his
trouble in taking them to Jail.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

The Red sea is so called because it is
literally covered with the minute red ami
malculn; the water itself is of u clear,
bright blue.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

AsTuMATIc TROUBLES and Soreness of
the Lungs or Throat are usually over
come by DR.. d. Jnync's Expectorant-a
sure curative for Colds.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

a correspondent ct lire London
Lancet points out that when sugar is
partly burnt in a gas flame IL Is de-
strnctiyo to mice
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1894-03-10

A ChIidsa Party rrork.

A pretty party frock for a child is
made Of pale yellow surah and heavy
white lace. The full skirt of the frock,
which falls in straight folds from the
square yoke to the hem, is perfectly
plain except for two bands of inser.