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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-10

,ssi: IxD syRi 18th, tradirs IN both mo
,,. 'nd +s'r ~ M. j.. qai,e steady and h7id'.s
ar. disposed O. Sind" prices tlu.h az, h, con.
rtl. ,ai.s cannot be- brought about even by S,nces,
h.c ss,t the m2 9ad @ Ne q ute Nwor
ns .a',tusai o,dgcrl 70 op~n S",,le fsr to good
-oH2'c it sS,a, Sarar od anry c.nmon
%AItI STORES Stock l;lsn. 1896 bh+. iuip'ntms
~, sh,d. better cl5slrg stesdy u 2'H"2sc, and
..n r.,iy sut unchanged 81 COAST BIZ Tor common
o YIN i. ne da.9 ?s fea'a.s Of the .s ss'
..uI b. mas. .Dy A. lover rnces u1n ,s g1 "a
r'e ist4n' t Or sa3" l1i. '.'i,-," rn ,e1r we'll
',..., o., '.u. ~. small l.,s which. taken in The
s.'1 nii. isa.l.. m crude :.N,'r. summer ye.low'
,. ra, 80. SKINNER yellow grade Is summer Whit.
p-r. ~ rinily 3l~3-c. butter grads 3uGJlc' lard o
.'fsf ln.e't ~ Ar''ican ra" '. american 49, o'g r
.W ,n c,tausecd market Tor a.. last week as i9.-
lows: "nur market shows l'le ~ interest dufihk ''
w.e Quotations have been fairly steady on crude ana AZ
sales u Atlantic state mills have been male at I've ana
~ es" ior prime crude While IeHa, points ,y a b Gs
OCEAN fKEIGHTs~ frclsh,s inactive so
Tar grain room concerned ana very quiet for gen,
e'a cargo with change IN ratea No ensasernen's 81
r ne grain cc,nii, engaged for grain to Liver.
hsi p.r been ovcrlonc has led 70 the above re-
@ W. Gno 6.e Gran t, L S Hull Az "a iDaG R "a
Ng""'- no r,o g, Grain a. cork for oTdcrs
ar ~ tll.il g., 80 of.i. ".iroi.,,r, a.
80 ~ enlIFy. I'nm 40 u ~ pom ~ ,p,TTpS IT,
n-l N'.', "a cr,r,.r,,s ia chiefly in con-
t'.'' WIN '.', '.,iy ,h,r,rrs filoy. shin 52a
'"S' A.' lIl,''N'f -. ~ =, -. ~ sio ,so
t.n'. general taiEo. iong Kong % ~ Or
NoFW'.1h ,,iH ~ as IN . ,i, ,,,,e- P.ns,
&C. . l'i hil"Sn n'iNi v * ,cns rcner, cargo
~, p,f.,,s no. p-itlsh h.rk tons
N'N i.iN . 80. ''''-9' - 80 p.~, MI
''t- ~ hri We pine LIN ''i .''" 80" -,
l,' us A. - 3, -, s,.,lsh I'D. prt.
,'. !" ,oi ,'r ~" l,nf.- ~ Nj, Whining
'i -, Co., = al mr. ri,nrees. sen ,onrr
ii '' XIV 80 - - :, -. -s.b,,n.r 80
'. -, o., a. r,,.~ 81 -, sr,nlsh golo-
.'''' ''.' .'..'." ,.r..1 -, ,.,,,,,i.s,s 81 40
l Ai 80, l'"r, ~ .''t -, ..r,'r.'H ~ 49,
'i..', 20, pr '",". - ''' 49,. ~ 4. 81 an hork
'.. ,.''' '." . ., - e',,,.- ais ,"ns iii
go ,t,.,,..f.r ,.-it..,e terms. schooner. iI6
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-10
LONDON WOOL MARKET.

London Dec. sThe imports OF wool during me ~
week follows: From New Zealand l.,.ss paIes
from Cape Good Hope and Natal 249 bales trS s
PEI ala bales. from various other places g.
bales The arrivals dfte for the next series OF 's
amount -. i.7 bale.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-10
r.,... .a..a q..r' O., 70 10 points decline. Sales

.f.st, uit--.t rel I.-..l sorts.
g. 900 .r.' quoted nI IT.. AMI no ~ 90 spot
-. Johlr. Dsc having fir demand. bu, they do
mort Penn, Helr aI fr Invoice o.. i. not yer, brisk
t'i@ q, 'sN .," ,''' ,'' a., ~ a." mit eraa.S
'' a." v 1 ' :s's rl d. . G~''' comes '''" all
Ffpt AND MEAL. Trad. W. again very dun to-day.
vita concessions r'n"s'i.y dcmand"d o~ag to "a" fur
itr. > o.. 90 Hh.st III m'fho' ci,-ne ria'N w''h
s,Hsh - ~ ~ & . ~ ,S 3 TO- 20 ~, S SS
.rrs c.''i 5, o, aui zoe M. 'pring patents 81 6le
- ,,.......M KWliGM ILGrn. Marhe! quiet. gao'ed
r6SNMl:NI MIL, cn,S ral. ''''S go
and s@,ier s. ,ogsi %. ,......tiiG MEAr-,'arl~,
(a.;s $ n lo' u fqr NY sna old Ef:@ Ms'
i7 sar I oon 49, ' ,t '.ca 80 . 'G s
%5 ema ss,r , e. r'''' ,,5 meal ''e@si oil
GnNN- wiI:AT-rhc wheat market was fairly actl,e
tho mai II sst evening. There quito good selling for
FORE gn account aud cnhles were weak and lower both
Elm. but take care thr ocrins Tn, weak
markets. particularly Liverpool "trr rpght themselves
% "a n}r Tcr @ .@ to s GS, of " %c q
we're cd on"''.ng I" S9!l $50 b9"i 4e9ins "Gf' coo
Total since July l. has been 6>l9i"o hush. asninst
rb@ ci ."cs. Or g. : r,i in i've days nnr c,c 'po
'2 coo hns. hu receipts for the week Of all gradce have
bon o?7"o bush E>por'H Of wheat from tho Atlantic
port have be increain, t' week. which Is partially
ore. b. the incr,ta' interior arrivals. some uneer-
mont estimates on ia" .ncras" ranging from $40 coo
Who'll markcis to-,v scrc lo$7G bush incluGing ,h
3"i bush. r'arl' n "ni"1. against "9l.4ll hrrh
ylntcr iIg,5 bugh. against iOGi2 hlib
hlrtl receipts i.1.iHD buslI against 49, buell.
hngh. against, ,lso3t bush; exports HSi,i bush
asansI - 'G' bush pr''s ffo~"d too'i deal II firm
a. the close and left " ut the highest prices ~ The
dag, but unchanged to 80 net decline The rally
low ricc Of the seemed To b. by
traders and buying against puts At III" advance trade
was dull. Late cahc, irr and weak. Liverpool
showing decline ~ Hld from the final ~ last night
and f. about g. bush OF from the ton ~ short
The explanation uf this wcakness Liverpool
that tho short Interest In December srtci the other
side and then tried g. get out Of the purchases made
shnmcns to nl contracts The long interest there.
.'atci became Disturbed by the prospects ~ biz ship
n ~ rather big
qrnn'ites siNgri - them This was said To he the
plngfinn ~ the ceiling fr f'rctsa to-day and
T. df rtaoI that gJlfc large proportion. ~ the freight
ENGAGEMENTS efiy ~ The week have been rclc
loss ie. N - claimed. hting the prices paid
The Continent was much the stronger markets to-day and
While English houses sold there little buying nv the
Inactive and IL business as
close. the curb May sold o. 10
Gi'.s-.c. n Dido The OF n
Pagcnc1ts from York md Baltimore week for
Liverpool ID said to bs about 2uOOOVU bush In
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-10

Na-.,t . .i steady 81 pn. angel - point nt'.n.e
. fuf..f price Tfansf' ifiai"
t.f,-s TOTAL sse-. g, l'p bales SPOT elton da'i.
nltnE upiauls. g. b.. mid iliug Eull a. which Is un-
.IUn.r.l COMPARED wIfh N.a'sr lays ID. sing
f..,fr.I cable. Spot cotton duii. sh~s 5000 bales.
spec export So bales. American. nr' fal"a,
f-.srfa iets0 is.f. American lNn"b bales. mdll'ng
t.ftnir t.i Failures opened quiet 80 @1ii f~c.in".
.' % ffi Iis -"'f1",
December itnu'u a'2.I11. January February %o2n"@
February Marrl. f.rs. Nlf. April .niI3i Aprl-
,ar 81, Jur. 80 n-. JunrJuY. "ts Juiy
si-r.f i'lfn August Sertenl'"f 3l.s S'.''l9'--pc.
f.fs. .laraii p.....r-N .,ai.sr 3i,s The ftlt-trh
f...I.. - sn'f 81. nair up ty tln m'fn.n,. %
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
Sporting News Notes.

On Sunday morning at Buffalo after
coming home from a drunken carousal,
ex Champion Pugilist John l. Sullivan
was knocked out bg his wife with an
Indian club. He was unconscious for an
hour.
A six-days' walking match, six hours a
day, for women, has been arranged to be
held in Buffalo. N. Y, next week
John 5 johnson lowered the two mile
worlds skating record at Minneapolis on
Sunday, by covering the distance in
600 3. He skated the entire distance
without taking his bands of his back.
Martin Costello, the pugilst who fled
10 Canada TO escape two years lmprison.
ment for engaging in a prize fight at
Roby, Ind, will locate in Montreal
The managers of the Duval Athletic
Club now propose 10 pull of a 6ght
between two oolored champions, prior to
the big fight, in order 10 test Governor
Mitchells determination.
Andrew Fennymore bested Louis
Landinsir at Hszleton, Pa, ON Monday
night in three rounds.
The Duval Athletic Clubs manager
says that Governor Mitchell dares not
ask the Supreme Court for decision on
the matter of bringing of the fight
The DeadwOod Athletic Club, of
Deadwood. S Oak, offers tenn pting
bait for the big fight in the shape Of a
S5O,OOO purse,
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
Big CUT At THE DIAMOND STATE.

Laboring Men Make 10 Cents Per Hour.
other workmen Cut la Proportion.
Third Cut Since May.
great cut in wages went into effect
at the Diamond State Iron Company this
week. This is the third cut that has
been made since May, and the men are
hardly making enough to keep body and
soul together. The company is engaged
In the manufacture Of railroad iron,
forging horse shoes, and machine work.
The company has enough orders now TO
keep the mills going for more than a
month.
1t is rumored that 400 men were taken
on al the Old Ferry Mill. A member OF
the company was seen this morning and
questioned concerning the rumor. He
refused to deny or affirm the story say
ing It was none Of the public's business.
He also refused TO give any information
concerning the condition Of affairs at the
works.
The new cut that went into effect has
caused general dissatisfaction among the
men who have worked very little this
winter and at reduced wages. They are
forced to accept however. or remain idle.
The laborers have been cut down until
they only receive 10 cents per hour. The
mechanics have been cut 90 cents per
week, and general 10 per cent. reduc.
tion has gone into effect among the
pieceworkers
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
MANIAC DUNN IN CUSTODY.

Captured By Detectives After Desperate
Struggle in the woods whittier He Had
Fled In His Fury.
LAUREL, Jan. 10-Morrill Dunn. the
muscular maniac who has been living in
the woods near here, is now firmly held
by the strong arm Of the law.
For nearly ten years Dunn has been
suffering from melancholla, and two
weeks ago the powerful fellow became a
raving maniac. After attempting to
kill his father and mother, whose
lives were saved by the timely ar
rival Of Dunns courageous brother,
Dunn fed TO the woods. Since
then the whole community has been
alarmed, nobody knowing when and
where the fellow would turn up.
To day Detectives Witsil an d Mcvey
found him and, after a struggle (Which
would have resulted fatally had Dunn
got the better Of them, the msdman was
arrested and brought to Laurel.
Detectives Witsil and McVey will 20
up to Wilmington tonight with Dunn
and he will probably be sent at once to the
Delaware State Hospital at Farnhurst
There was great excitement In the neigh
borhood all day and everybody is happy
and praising the plucky state officers
Evening journal., 1894-01-10

Gegan, about two years ago, will remove
his family to Marcus Hook this week, he
having assumed his new duties there.
st. Peters Ladies' T. A. B. Society Is
rehearsing nightly for the big dramatic
entertainment to be given In the Opera
House some evening early in February,
which has already been described in the
EVENING JOURNAL.
There is big change in the work this
week at the Triton Cotton Mills. While
the wheels Of machinery still run mer-
rily along, the wage scale, 1t is reported,
does not go along so merrily. 1t is said
that hereafter there will be only eight
hours work day and a corresponding
reduction.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
Incidents of the Day.

Foreman G. n. Snavely. Of the Bell
Weld Department at the Delaware Iron
Works will probably remove his family
to Middletown. Pa, in few days, hav-
ing severed his connection with the
works here His son, Harry Snavely
will remain In this city.
The c. A. c. Minstrels, band, orches-
ira and stage performers, will hold their
full stage rehearsal In the Opera House
on Friday night for the big entertain
ment TO be given In Assembly Hall, Del
aware City, next Saturday night.
The EVENING JOURNALS splendid
offer Of books and coupons is not being
overlooked in New Castle. but scores Of
subscribers are saving their coupons for
the books and photographs.
A special and interesting service will
be held at the First Methodist Protestant
Church here this evening at : 80 o'clock
There will be preaching by Rev. B F,
Jester, after (which the tsacrament Of tn,
Lords supper will be administered.
The body of Miss Ellen Smith, VIII,
died in Baltimore early yesterday morn.
ing, while on visit to her sister, Mrs
Proudfeit, was brought to this city oi
the $40 train last evening and Funera
Director Cewell removed IL TO the lat
home Of the deceased
Operator George Carter, who has man
aged the Maritime Exchange interest
here since the resignation Of Colonel J. ]
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
Elected Nine Managers.

The corporAtors and members OF the
Ferris Industrial School met at the New.
Century Club Building this afternoon
and elected eight managers to serve three
years and one to serve one year
The names Of the managers whose
terms have expired are DR.. Caleb Harlan,
Isaac 4. Johnson, Thomas Bird, Joseph
l. Carpenter. Jr.. j. Taylor Cause.
Alfred GawthrOp Elizabeth W.
Mendinhall and Francis S. Garrett.
They were reelected. The officers Of
the institution are: President, Caleb
Harlan; vice-presidents, Leonard r
Wales and j. Taylor Cause; secretary and
treasurer, Wilmer Palmer.
The reports Of the ofIicsrs showed the
Institution to be In good condition finan-
cially and that II had exercised a decided
influence in reforming inoorrigible and
waYward boys.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
IIrIl


ASPlN.-Nery suddenly, In this city. on the
lni instant, Dorothy Aspiu, sister ot the late
John Aspin, aged SO years.
Due notice of the funeral will be given.
Philadelphia papers please copy.
BARCLEN In this city. on the 1th instant,
William r. Barcley, aged 40 years
kelatives and friends are invited 10 attend
the funeral, from his late residence, Elliott
avenue. on Wednesday afternoon, services at
the house at o'clock. Interment In the
kiverview Cemetery.
COOPER.-In this city. on January 8. 1884
susanna f., widow OF the late Edward H..
Cooper, aged 3. years.
CONLY.-At Newark. Del. on January 4.
1894 Eliza Comfy, inthe s5th year Of heI age.
CONWAY.-In this city, January 10, Thomas
NJ, infant son OF Michael 7. and Annie &.
Conway. aged months.
Relatives and friends are invited TO attend
the funeral, from the residence OF his parents.
PA jackson street. on Friday afternoon, Janu
AIRY 18th, at O'c Ock. lnterment at New
Cathedral Cemetery
DUNLAP.-On Monday the 9Th instant, at
Delaware City Banl qmin Washington, son
of Benjamin n. and Mary B. Dunlap, aged
6e'atives az friends are invited IN attend
the funeral. from his late residence. Delaware
City, o. Thursday Afternoon. Services at
Christ Church at o'clocs. latermsnt VIII be
ma e a, Delaware w.
philadelphia AMI New Jersey papers please
copy.
HALLAM.-In this city. on the eth instant,
MfH NhrHh y. nNilhul. aged il wears.
Relatives and friends are invited 10 attend
the funeral, from the residence of her hus-
hand. Isaac w. Hallam, llli West h street.
Wednesday. January 10, 1894. Services at .
,. IN. Interment Wilmington and Brandy
wine Cemetery.
SHIELDS. On the Gth instant. Katie
daughter OF John J. and Maggie n. hields,
aged months.
kELLEHhR.-At Rockland. on January q,
Katie L.. kelleher. dsughter of Michael ant
Ahhie kelleher. aged n years.
LANG.-ln this city. on January .. 1891
Ella V. Lang. aged 30 years.
LUNO-At Christiana Light-IIou on jam
uary 6. 1894, John Lund.
McCULLOUGH.-On January o, 1891, al
Pennington. n. j.. Mary A widow of the
late Colonel Peter Mccullough.
McNELLY.-In Philadelphia. -on January
;, 1894, Matthias J. McNelly. aged 55 years.
MOORE.-In this city. on January :, Jane
r.. wife Of John W. Moore.
Relatives and frionus are invited TO attend
The funeral AZ her late residence. No. 8 &
jefferson street. on Wednesday. the 10th in
stant. at O'Clock y. m. lnterment private.
MOTE-In Philadelphia. on the 4th instant
Edward G son of John Band Hattie o. Mote
aged 22 months.
pRlTCHARD.-ln this city, on January I
1884. Harriet, widow II the late Aqui Ia
Pritchard.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
IT NAY BE sLANNGN's MURDERER.
Patrick Farrell. Arrested I'm Pittsburg,
Agrees with the Fugitive's Description.

Patrick Farrell. Arrested I'm Pittsburg,
Agrees with the Fugitive's Description.
Chief of Police Dolan has received a
letter from Henry Muth, superintendent
of police, of Allegheny City, Pa, and in.
closing a photograph Of a man whose
description agrees with the murderer Of
Londren Blannen. The man was arrested
in that city for vagrancy aud his name
is Patrick Farrell alias "Glnger."
Blannen was shot on October 81 and
died at the Delaware Hospital about ten
days afterward He and number of
other tramps we're camped near the
junction OF the Delaware division and
the P, w. g. B. railroad. Blannen
ald the mRn "Glnger" got into quarrel
and the latter shot the former.
"Ginger" escaped and has not been
seen since. unless this is he.
Chief Dolan will probably send an
officer to Allegheny City to identity
Farrell who has been sentenced to
thirty days hard labor.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
ANo THEIR LEVY MADE.

james G. Morrow May lie Enabled to
Continue in Businsss.
Sheriff Gould made a levy on the
property Of James Morrow. -four and
feed dealer, at Twelfth and King streets
yesterday afternoon. The action was
taken on judgments entered as follows.
Edward f. Morrow. his brother, $3.50
William A. Hukill, president OF st
Paul's Camp Meeting Association 1923 %
80; A. and J. d. Sharpless, $500
The store was not closed Mr. Nor
rows inability 10 meet his obligations is
attributed to the dulness ia trade. His
creditors will meet tomorrow afternoon
aud endeavor to 80 adjust matters rs to
enable him TO continue In business
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
BANK DIRECTORS ORGANIZE.

Preston Lea Reelected President Of
Union National Bank.
The newly-elected board Of directors
Of Union National Bank met this morn
ing and organized Toe following officers
were elected: President, Preston Lea;
cashier, John Ii. Dandy; teller. Frank G.
Carpenter.
The Central, First National and Will
mington and BrandYwins directors will
arrange tomorrow morning The direc.
tors Of the National Bank Of Delaware
will not meet until Friday. IL is prob.
able that all the old officers will be re.
olected
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
PersonaiFvents.

George w. Vincent, head clerk for
Thomas j. Gravel, yesterday resigned
his position there.
Miss Lizzie Wise Is in Wilmington
spending few days with her brother,
Rev. w. A. Wise
William Smith, Of Centreville, visited
friends in New Castle yesterday.
Rooms and board. Mrs. Myers. Third street
BY all means see the Columbia patent coffee
pot and the new egg-DOacner and fryer.
Guaranteed TO save one-hfth. J. n. Stoops.
New styles of wall paper. J T. stoops.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
shieids' Library Night School.

The night school Of the Shields
Library Association started last night
under promising conditions, with 6fty.
one scholars entered in the penmanship
aud arithmetic classes. Nearly all Of the
students are lover i20 years old. Rav.
DennisJ. Flynn, Of ST. Mary's Church, is
principal aud will be assisted by mem.
bers. Of the association. who are graduates
Of the High School. The course OF in
struction will continue until the latter
part Of March.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
To Altsnd the oId Gaard R.eentlon.

Governor Reynolds and staff have &C
cepted the invitation TO attend the re-
caption Of the Old Guard Of New York.
in Madison Square Garden. Thursday
evening, January Is. A number Of line
officers Of the militia have received invi-
tations and will probably accept
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
To Enteriain the Irsane

A party from this city will visit the
Delaware State Hospital for the Insane,
at Farnhurst. to morrow night aud give
an entertainment Among those who
will 80 are w. b. Wilkins and family
John Wallsmith and family. Mrs T.
Kline Miss Parker and Willis Bradford.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
The usual treatment Of catarrh is very nm

The usual treatment of catarrh Is very un-
satisfactory, as thousands can testify
Proper local treatment Is positively necessary
tn success, but many. IL not most. of the RENE
dies in general use afford but temporary re-
lief A cure certaiuly caunOt be expected
from snuhs. powders. douches and washes.
Ely's Cream Balm, which l. 20 highly COM
mended, Is "A remedy combines the
important requisition OF quick action, specific
antness TO the patient. abe druggists all
sell it.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
MARRIED..

PYLE - WAINWRIGHT.-On Tuesday,
June n. 1902. Frank Pyle. Jr., aud Greta
Maude Wainwright, both of Wilmington
Philadelphia papers please copy.
WALSEN-MO -MORELAND.-Janu 3, 1894
hv Rev. J. =. Qnigg, at the residence OF
Istella A. Moreland, both OF this city.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10

AIother-"Well. George. have you learned
anything new TO dav at schoolY" GeOrgie-
"Yep." Mamma" What is It. my song"
George Tom Harper has the measles an
I've been playin' with him all aftesnoon.'-
Chicago Inter-OceRn.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10

Newpapa Poor, old Nappey must be com
p 'etey discouraged about ever being cured OF
nsomOnia." "Whyfn Newpapa-"l heard
him tell the doctor that he sleeps like baby
now. w.m-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10

The earlier symptoms OF dyspepsia, such
as distress after eating. heartburn, and Occa-
siOnal headaches. should not be neglected.
Take Hoods sarsaparilla and be cured
Hoods Pulls are the best family csthartic
and liver medicine Harmless, reliable, sure.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
Charged with serious Grimes.

chateau de Gould received 1.-TWO more
guests last evening Both men were
sent there by country magistrates and
are charged with serious oifenses against
the majesty of the law.
Magistrate William H. Smith, Of
Newark, put into the sherlffs keeping
the person Of Thomas Riley, a young
white man. The charge against him
is that he"did commit or attempt 10 com.
init rape on IA woman named Kate
Harrigan on January l." The magis.
trate must have felt convinced that it
was not rape, for he only fixed the bail at
$500. Riley could not raiss.it land Con-
stable Andrew j. Mote, the officer who
made the arrest, brought him here.
The other guest was Samuel Crisden,
Christiana hundred negro. He is &C
cused Of threatening TO kill Henry Lock
man, also colored. He had his prelim-
mary hearing before Magistrate James
T. Richardson, OF Marshallton, and was
committed for trial in default Of $3.50
bail.
Evening journal., 1894-01-10
IUS FLAVORINGS OR ADULTERATlONS.
ITEMS q INTEREST

"The theory now Is that all diseases are
caused by germs "Yess" II wonder what
kind of a germ It is that produces the disease
known as dipsomahiag' IL don't know.
There's one thing sure. il ain't any kind Of a
water bug. New York Press.