The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1894-10-05
Editorial and Otherwise.

A novel industry--writing romanees.
Satan acts worse in satin than in rags.
The more a man knows the less he believes.
PROCESS always has a hard fight to find
room.
Woman conceals only what she does not
know.
The man that speaks III Of woman smells of
the slums.
The cunning man and the cruel coward share
the same skin.
This years corn crop is estimated 100000
900 bushels short.
Light haired people, as rule, live longer
than dark haired.
The good die Young. The bad live to lie
about the weather.
The Louisiana sugar barons "want the
EARTH" sand and all.
The world is the same thing over again
every twenty four hours.
Squirrels are playing havoc with cotton
bolls in portions of the delta.
If YOU fail in chosen profession start
school and teach all about it.
| Nothing broadens man like moral courage
and conscientious conviction.
| The boy who never wanted to throw a stone
at cat has little need of prayer.
| Black lead is not lead at ALL but compound
of carbon and small quantity of iron.
Fashion has decreed the return of the hustle
Old newspapers will now be in demand.
Times are getting so lively in the South that
even the Mexican beans have taken to jump
ing.
According to the Republicans the average
Democrat ''ncver did like sugar in his'n no.
way"
When girl burns her had on curling
iron, she tells the young men she did it frying
potatoes.
Grover Cleveland says the New York Demo
cracy did the sensible thing in nominating
Hill for governor.
1t seems about as easy for some men to
get rid of their Democracy as it is to throw
away n chew Of tobacco.
The tomato crop in Ohio is so large that
growers are throwing them away. The can
nercs can't begin to kftchup.
The probability is that the sugar planters Of
Louisiana have joined the Republican process
sion Just in time too be too late.
A correspondent of the Norfolk Nirginian
urges that monument should be erected to
the poet priest, Abraham j. Ryan.
The South is remarkably free from storm
and nood, and there is hardly breeze that is
not conducive to the health Of the violets.
If John Chinaman would quit smoking his
pipe for time, he might become sufficiently
aroused to give the laps little sport, any
how.
The obituary editor is generally the mos
successful liar Of the newspaper staff. TIT
snake and fish editors stand ate for sccont
place.
The Washington Times SAYS that up to dat
there are just S33 different editorial explana
tions Of the revolt of the Louisiana suga
planters.
During the week ending September 22d ther
were 2l2 failures throughout the Unite
| In Atp,v v-ank n
last year.
A friendly locomotive stood in with an Obi
, farmer recently and burned down the bar
A that he had insured to its full value that yer
day.
The bees of Brazil hang their combs outsid
, on the branches Of trees at the very SUNNI
, and at the ends of the slenderest ,wigs to b
out of reach Of monkeys.
She gazcd on the boundess ocean
! Meath the blue and star.gcmmed vault /;
And she sighed, as with deep emotion,
as this where they get the salt ?"
White sugar Republicans of Louisiana sa
they do not want to have anything to do wit
, the colored Republicans. Perhaps they wi
call themselves the "l.illy Whites"
, In ancient Babylon the unmarried wome
were auctioned off every year. 1t was yer
. probably and appropriately called remnal
sale, with the usual misft bargains.
The poet who writes about "unrulfled a,
! tumn roses" IN this month of grace and gal,
> must be on speaking terms with the equine
) ta gale and get the inside track of it.
( Senator Caifrey, of Louisiana, has no syn
\ pathy with the Republican movement amor
? the sugar planters. He says it is ridiculou
and ls bound to bring disaster on the planter
{ Desha Breckenridge, son of the defeat'
, Breckenridge, Of Kentucky, slashed an Owe'
\ man in the hand with dirk last week.
seems as IL they don't like their dish of 'crov
up there.
New Jersey proposes to stand in with
own applejack manufacturers, and will maj
the Pullman company take out license {
each Of its buffet cars passing through Il
State.
When the vessels now in process of co
. struction are completed, the new navy of t
United States will consist of forty five vesse
ranging in size from 300 tons down to
tons displacement.
No matter how strongly man pretends tn
he doesn't belioye in ghosts, It may be doubt
ifhe ever goes by a churchynrd at midnig
without feeling as il something was going
grab him from behind:
n. Leaves are falling,
~, Cattio calling,
Ill Tcainstcrs hauling,
y, Tw-heads squalling,
20 Speakers bawling,
" Voters sprawlng--
Amt this autumn most appalling'