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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
EXAMINE ALL So NOTES.

Well Executed and Dangerous
Counterfeit in Now i'm CircuIa-
tion.
There Is n new 50 counterfeit bill
In circulation. 1t Is Of series 1891, check
letter b, j. Fount Tillman, register;
ID. y. Morgan, treasurer; Mcpherson
portrait. The note Is described by the
Boston Herald as a tritle smaller than
the genuine, and Is printed on very soft,
flmsy paper. The numbering is poor,
both as to formation and color, being
almost brown or chocolate instead of
carmine The seal il about one-siX-
teenth of an inch smaller than the gen
uine, and Is dull, dark, faded red in
stead OF a bright pink. In the portrait
OF Mcpherson the hair and whiskers
are almost wholly represented by solid
black color, with the exception OF
few scratchy lines above the forehead,
instead of having Il neatly brushed APP
pearancc. In the counterfeit, also, the
whiskers are trimmed evenly all round,
showing the white collar below, while
In the genuine a small part OF the white
collar and the coat collar are hidden by
TIE WllShtIS, WHICH, ult
med Two points Of second star
can be distinctly seen in the left shout
der strap on the genuine, but in the
counterfeit this appears as the white
border OF the shoulder strap. The small
words 1.-TWO" which appear in two
places In the figure two, lower right
hand corner on the face Of the genuine
are not to be found on the counterfeit.
The lathe work on the face of this coun-
terfeit IL we'll executed, but on the
back Of the note 1t is mu h broken and
disconnected The letter 20" in the
| word two" lower right corner back
| of the note Is poorly formed. The dis
| tributed silk to be found In the Geru-
inc paper Is represented in this conter-
felt by splitting the paper ana tracing
| the irregular crcases of same with
| red ink. Taking the note as whole,
| II Is Il very dangerous counterfeit.
" In France the ballet girl begins her
! career usually at seven years OF age.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
GETTING IN THE SWIM.
How n SOutherncr schemed to Enter
New York Society.

How SOutherncr Schemed to Enter
New York Society.
But about money lending. An in
stance has just come to my notice that
has n slightly novel flavor. A new
conner in New York, call him Mr..
Southern, appeared to be Il very good
sort of a fellow, and readily made ac-
quaintances among the men he met in
Wall street and the hotel corridors.
After time he had invitations to
clubs, and was proposed at one or two,
but his candidacy has not yet been act
ed on, as the waiting lists where his
name is included, are tediously long.
He is about forty-five years old.
good-natured. evidently anxious to
please, and very little given to those
gaucheries of conversation and man
ners that generally characterize the
paryenu in society dramas
1t came in his way one day to be OF
financial service to one of his newly
found friends man more than TWEEN
ty years his junior. The borrower was
not bad sort Of chap, he was care
less, eXtravagant and injudicious. but
he was not the utterly worthless spend
thrift that he might have been. / do not
think he had purposely played South
ern for the purpose Of getting loan
when he found himself sinking into
difficulties that he dared not explain
to the head of the house Time ran on.
and Southern and the young fellow
saw much Of each other. They became
rather close friends, and when the
youngster needed more money South
ern supplied it without murmur.-C Gin
cinnati Enquirer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

The English law courts have formally
decided that a wife is not necessity
Of life, but luxury. There have been
a good many breach of promise suits
before the courts lately, and in two
prominent ones the defense was set up
that the contract was invalid because
the contracting parties were minors
when it was made, and that no contract
made by n minor is binding at law,
except it be for necessity" In one
case the defense failed because the con-
tract was renewed after the youth at
tanned his majority, but in the other
case the young fellow got off, the court
decided that that wife could not be
considered necessity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING.

The thinnest tissue paper measures
IL, 200 of an inch in thickness.
One Sundays census of church attend.
ants in Liverpool gave SO, 900 out of a
population Of 500, 900.
The Bureau Veritas states that tho
number Of vessels ahoat throughout the
world in 1891 is 1854; OF these, 1886
are sailing vessels and 9,63S are steamers.
OF the latter number England owns 5,3l2,
Germany $50 and France AL.
There are about 10000 locomotives in
the United States one to every
five miles of railroad--and l,l09, 900 cars
of all kinds, of which $4,000 are passenger
coaches, The locomotives cost $3.50, 900,
900, the cars $500, 600 900, making the APP
proximate cost of the rolling stock 81 500,
100000
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

After leaving Harvard annex
she entered Bryn Mawr, from
which she graduated in 1885
with the degree of A. b. Miss
Smith spent the year 1Ss9-9o as a
student at Girton college, England
with Prof Jebb, and upon returning
to this country accepted the Greek
chair in Packer institute, Brooklyn.
She remained there two years, and
last spring resigned to go to Chicago.
Her deanship begins next October.
In 1892 Miss Smith had published her
Selections From Lucian," which
were greatly commended.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Did you see the fruit in the Idaho
Exhibit at the Worlds Fair? Nothing
finer, first premiums and all raised on
irrigated land. It's sure, it's abund-
ant it's profitable, it's your oppor-
tunity.
The country is new, the lands are
cheap and the eastern market is from
800 to 800 miles nearer than to SINH
lar lands in Oregon, Washington and
California.
Advertising matter sent on applica-
ton. Address Il. l.. Lomax, q. p. Ss
Il. A, Omaha, Neb.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

per SON Of Mis- s
Emily Jane smith,
a dau g h ter of
Judge James c.
Smith, of Canaan
daigua, n. Y. who
was for nearly
thirty years on the
supreme bench of
New York st a tie.
Miss SIN i tn h a d
held the Greek Eel
lowship at the Uni
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
Taking No Chances.

MADAM" said Meandering Mike, "Pm
terrible hungry"
Poor man," exclaimed the sympathetic
housewife.
II wanted to ask you il ye have any
work that could do!'
why, yes; could give you something
to do"
Much Obliged Jest asked for infor.
nation" and he moved along toward the
next house.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
A Ionr-FeIt Want.

INVENTOR have a machine that
will make our fortune now. It's slot
machine with new attachment All
i want is money to set up a lot of 'em
along Wall street
Capitalist-But what does it do?
Inventor-When a man loses money,
all he has to do is to back up to the
machine. drop a nickel in the slot, and
il will kick him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
AS to Advertising.

Merchant-"Do you think advertising
pays?"
Book agent--"No, don't"
Mechanically not!'
Book agent-"Why not! Because 1t
takes all the people to your store to buy
goods and can't find anybody at home to
sell a book To; that's why not.N
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Peoples Union of America, July 18th to
22nd. shortest and best route, elegant
tourist sleeping cars from Chicago To
Toronto, berths only Sl.50. For further
information call on or address HORACE
SEELY, Commercial Agent, Wabash Ry.,
22O 4th ST., Des Moines, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
No Danger of That.

''Do you think, doctor" asked Cholly
Thlstletop, auxiously, 1.-The symptoms in
dictate softening of the bwain!"
"Not at all, sir" replied the Physician,
decidedly. Not ut all. There are no in
dications Of brain disorder The trouble
lies at the upper end of the spinal cord.
Let me see your tongue"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

- " ~
tended the school
OF Prof. e. d.
Saunders in West
Philadelphia He
had intended to
study law in the
Office of his broth
er, Henry M. Dech-
ert of Philadelphia;
but although not
of age when the
war broke out, he
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Whether on pleasure bent or business take
on every trip u bottle of Syrup of Figs, as
il acts most pleasantly and eifectually on
the kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing
fevers, headaches and other forms of sick.
ness. For sale in soc. and 81 bottles by all
leading druggists Manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

For SALE.-A $1,000 first mortgage at
nine per cent, due in three years, on Omaha
city property valued at 50, 10000. Interest
and principal guaranteed Address T.. T.
Allen, 200 Paxton block, Omaha, Neb.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
GEN. DECHERT

Sketch of Union Soldier Recently
Mustered Out.
Robert Porter Dechert, who recent
ly passed away, was born at Reading,
Pa, Aug. 10, 1912. He came from
good revolutionary stock. His great
grandfather Gen. Andrew Porter,
was the commander of the First Penn
ylvania artillery. Gen. Dechert at
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
Mot M ataCi,

He says that he is welded to the muse,
(Ah, what a curious combination
do not see how she can help refuse
To sue him for separation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

TONERS, it seems, are the astrolo-
gers, who have decided that she must
expire in one of the two months
named, And all because the planets
under which the good queen was born
happen to be mixed up in such way
at that period as to portend the ca
lamity. One wise student of the
heavens has gone so far as to select
the exact day for the queens death, and
the announcement has been made that
Victoria will pass away on Nov. 16,
1896. Still another of the evil prophets
declares that she will die by accident
Q judicial astronomy" is what he
calls the method by which he has set
tied the fate of Americas leading men,
and he defines the study as 1.-The art
of forming a judgment from the posi-
tions and motions of the planets, to-
gether with the application of astron-
omical calculations, added to a knowl-
edge of the subtle influences the stars
exert on man."
The horoscopes of five distinguished
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

VIII clean silks, Wooden Goods. Ribbons, Curtains
and Carpets. Unequaled for cleaning house Kill
ing moths and rcnovatlng grease spots. Price ljc,
2cakes for 2jc. For sale everywhere. Address
II. 4 IL DeH MOinps. Town.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Tie book to read is not the one which
thinks for you, but the one which makes
you think. No book in the world equals
the Bible for that -McCosh.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Earl's Clover Root Tea,
The great Blood purifier gives freshness and clelrness
The Compile 1ion aud Constipation. 2Jc Soc III.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

The one who sets a scandal ahoat would
go in for lyncbing the man who would turn
a wolf loose in the street
1t may be that the woman who gave the
two mites never had very much to say IN
the church.
There are men who hope to get to heaven
simply because they have never been in
Jail ~s
1t is not necessary to have "a gun in the
nand to show that there is murder in the
heart.
We are as liable to be corrupted by books
as by companions. Fielding.
We are ON trial ourselves whenever we
condemn another.
Books are embalmcd minds -Bovee.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Choose an author as you choose friend
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Scotland has over one hundred dee
forests
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
FEMALE DEAN FOR BARNARD

Miss Emily Smith OF the UaiEersIty OF
Chicago Chosen.
A new dean of Barnard college has
heen appointed and confirmed in the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Female frogs have no voice; only the
males can sing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
When Travelling,

German dentists are now using glass IN
filing teeth i'm some instances.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Some books like the city OF London, fare
the better for being burned. Tom Brown
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
Wabash to Toronto.

More than four fifths OF last years muir
ierers were men OF no Occu patton.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

- InnsOn's Magic Germ SaIve."
Warranted 10 cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist Tor IL. Price - cents.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

An express engine consumes ten gallons
of water mile
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

degemnn's Camphor Ice with GIycerine
The Original and only genuine. Cures Chappad Hand
aud Face, Cold Sores, &c. &. q. Clark CO. N Haven CT
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

Books are immortal sons deifying tbei
sires Plato.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

influence in conjunction with that of
Saturn threatens some misfortune to
Mr.. Cleveland's children before Her
schel passes out of the fifth space.
But the astrologers are merciful in
their evil predictions, anyway, for it
is said that whatever i'll does befall
him will be sudden and unexpected.
The planets also warn Mr. Cleveland
against secret enemies, and particu-
larly those of the opposite sex; from
people of literary turn of mind, and
always from unexpected quarters,
Our Chauncey'' Depew was also
submitted to the tender mercies of
the experts on judicial astronomy"
and seems to have survived the ordeal
much better than did the President
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
Halls Catarrh Cure

Is a constitutional cure. Price, 75c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

"A Cup Of Parks Ten at night moves
the bowels IN the morning.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12
TOLD BY THE STARS.
CASTING HOROSCOPES OF
AMERICAN NOTABLES.
President Cleveland, They Say. Should
Guard Against Secret Enemies-scna-
tor Hill, Col Breckinridge and Chaun-
cey M. Depew Under the Planets.

FL z PL A n Z 7 s
say that Queen Vic
toria has been
doomed to die in
October or Novem-
Der of next year.
Her death warrant
has been published
in several of the
English and Indian
parers Her execu-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-07-12

" In France the ballet girl begins he
career usually at seven years OF age.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-12-16

sized saucer. the outside decorations he.
ing one mass or gilt, ending with gold
band at top and the handle the same.
They can be purchased for 500 a dozen,
or course. they descend In price according
TO value.
NAPERY.
This seasons napery II, for Its artistic
scheme. OF an elaborate and web-lIkc
texture, a solid piece OF drawn work in
squares, I'm which white embroidered silk
by It's aid gives 10 the cover great bril-
liancy. They should. for the tea-table
hang trifle over the edge, and can be
Ilhed EFFECTIVELY with cream satin. Still,
line linens are constantly used for this
purpose; those embroidered In deem
creams. with flowers such as carnations
ana morning glories or ornamental de-
signs, will prevail.
All pretty tea services, with trays to
match. are now In vogue. Cracker iars
In which the already mentioned tint pre-
dominates. For delicacy OF tone. ivory is
the scheme, the gold being it's charming
decoration,
Brass tea kettles. on a smaller table.
arc sun In use. but do not occupy such
prominent position as formerly. For
rejection. Of course the tea. with slices OF
lemon and dash OF rum: Chocolate
with whipped cream. still holds its own.
accompanied with delicate sponge cake
and sweet crackers. Yet new departure
can be made by that Austrian evening tit
bit-an excellent recipe.
Have good-sized pitcher OF good
coffee. cold. creamed and well sweetened.
Serve In small glasses. Just before serv-
Ing place In each glass a tablespoonful
OF rich icc-cream. This. with small.
square. homemade cakes. Is a beautiful
refreshment for my lady's tea-tablc.
MRS. OLIVE BELL, BOUNCE.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-12-16

or be- with just as good taste, any of
the marvellous imitation gems fashion
IS now taking up. In the same way Is
shaped a collar Of chinchi,la, with tiiin-
mings Of cray chiffon--ch!ffon 50 tendery
hued that 4 Is difficult TO tell when white
ends and gray begins.
COLLAR FASTENINCS.
And now a word further as TO this
wonderful fastening-than which nothing
more charming or novel couid De
imagined. First, at each side OF the lur
collar. and divided by a front space 81
four inches. grew satin rosettes, ike full
musk roses. Next came into play gray
chiffon scarf, doubled to q width Of e.gh-
teen inches. and that measured thirty
six IN length.
Il was not rewcd anywhere to the chin
chi.Ia BACKGROUND, but was made 10 iasten
the collar 10y being passed at the centre
across the space in FROM, and then. with
an upward twist tWrlCd around the ro-
settles to fall At last under these IN hcdVy
ends to the bust line.
The whole was n delightful Illustration
Of elegant simplicity that was most al
mring. and. since IL mu.ilcd one or new
York's select throats-it was at me
theatre, by the way-it Is quite SAFE 10
believe IT a correct and nodish model Tor
either afternoon or evening wear
FOB DAYLIGHT WEAR
Neck fxings for day use are fashioned
with darker furs, sable. mink. broad
tail and the maturer Persian being the
faVOritcs.
With them are combined laces, flowers,
and the wonderful antique velvet that
looks Ike satin and has webbed sur
face. Curiously iewelled AMI armor enects
arc also much sought after.
For example. n little throat-piece OF
tender broaGtail or Persian, that
spreads barely out TO the tip o. the
ear. Will BE- continued three inches on
the shoulders. with steel pailettes laiI
in close scales. Under this VIII be
three narrow graduating ripple ruiiies
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-12-16
MUNYON'S TRIUMPH
The Fight Against Disease, Poisonous
Drugs and Old Posylsm Declared
In Ills PaYoS.
James H. TuIy Tells the Story Of His
Suffering and Cure

lanes II Tu,ly. clerk In the Treasury
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not free from pain for a aay' anu eoue
not get relief. 1 was cured " ~ W"
by using Munyon's Rneuma.Is nsv.r fauS
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In few days. Price. &c. ..,
Munyon's Dyspepsia Cure T. gualan, III
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stomach troubles. Price. &c.
Munyon's Catarrh Cure ard Catarrh
Tablets eradicates the disease from me
system, soothes and heals the amie,sa
parts. and restores them TO health. no
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each.
Munyon's Liver Cure corrocts headaehet
blliousness, jaundlce. constipation, ana AL
liver diseases. Price. &c.
Munyon's Kidney Cure speedily cures
pains In the back. loins. or groIns, and
an forms OF kidney disease. Price, &c. =.
Munyon's Blood cure eradieatss ell
impurities OF the blood. Price. &c.
MUNYON'S Cathartic insures free ana
natural movement OF the bowels without
the least pain or discomfort.
Munyon's Asthma Herbs are guaranteed
10 relieve asthma In two minutes.
Munyon's Cold Cure prevents pn nmos
MIA and breaks up a cold In few hours.
MUNYON'S Cough Cure cures colds on
the chest. stops coughs. night-sweats, AZ
lays soreness, and speedily heals inc
lungs. Price, 2ac.
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worked and ovcrstralned nerves 10
healthy condition. Price. &c.
Munyon's Headache Cure STOPS hSan-
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Munyon's Vitalzer imparts new IRE, re-.
stores lost powers 10 weak ana dephit''ei
men. Price, 81. ,., .,
A valuable book. Guide 70 healm,
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Appomattov. Not Surrender.


Read that once moro. my boy; l can't
believe,
My cars are bad. Perhaps my ears de-
CeiVe.
"Appomattox Is no more. The name"
AppomattOx no more? the same
OLA AuDOmattOV. near the spot whore we
Laid down our arms. and with our Lee
Gave uD the cause for which our COM
AppomattoX! Where our soldier pride
Melted away In tears like rain.
When MARS" Robert, standing on that
Told the bows tho end had come
Sadly sent TN m back 10 home,
Praised their bravery, thanked them well.
Blessed thcm-even now their Doso!hS
To recall thot scrrowful scene,
Though long years have come between.
Apnomat,ox's name is changed. All. me!
Time brings changes great. The apple
The courthouse gore. Tho farm Itself
Has late ben sold for Yankee pei.
II m9Kos tho ola mon sad. You know
That was our gray yard There the foe
Surrounded US on every side. ana there
Aside We our iT'' muskets old, and there we
grave for the hopa Of four long years;
No wonder that the bitter past and
For the future Of the South. with such a
OF des6 5'l't,' homes ana hearts and poverty
great.
Broke Lees true heart.
X FAD on! ] wan' t1 kno"
What they win call that place Of woe.
Surrender. Surrender! My blood grows
Ny Col, viii the old wounds e'er b. for
Shall sf they be opened at the passing of
while in in our ' cars. again and again,
We hear that dreaded word SUR n
7 onc oSi ran on that road, and well do I
,rbo,,ah var and its SORROWS were DER.
the frequent emotion
DIyplayed by travellers in heartfelt de-
To tbe o Lost Cause and It's soldiers brave,
(Some on this side, and some peyohu 'he
As the brakeman called out: "Appomat-
Ard nov now oh. now, It's right to be vexed.
'Tls naueht but an insult, unwarranted'
YOUNG Gcople, Tor the sake of those who
Meath that old blue flag, with its single
Rise ' W. in arms, all Of you. near and
with your pens and your voices loudly
10 he Postmaster-General, to Congress-
Al, for M old name. historic and dear;
plead for recall Of that surrender 50
cannot do much for I'm poor and I'm
old, s,,r.oa opd
bold. <....,.,,o,,, nm
What a bitter insult 1t IS 10 our land.
| Don't stop till surrender no longer eA-
And Old "ApDomattox" is back on the
| hS'S' C.. C. N.