The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1894-10-13
We, the Undersigned,

We, the Undersigned,
wish to acquaint the public with the fact
that Teutonic positively cures rheuma-
tism, kidney and all blood diseases, gravel
in all its forms, retention or excess Of
urine, catarrh Of the head, stomach and
bladder. Lame back cured in one night.
c. d. Smith and Van Natta-Lynds, Of st.
Joseph, Mo-, two of the largest Wholesale
druggists Of the west, make the following
statement:
"For the past W years we have noticed
the increasing demand for Teutonic. 1t
has demonstrated to the public that it
will do what you claim. Tsutonic is an
article of merit, and deserves q trial both
from the retail druggists and those
afflicted"
Ask for the Great Teutonic. Price
seventy five cents; sent by mail IL desired.
We make a sworn affidavit to refund the
money II Teutonic does not cure, which
we will send to you, together with
TEUTONIC MEDICINE CO..
Box 4O7, st. Josevh, Mo.
@rsold by Leroy Farmer. s-1s-1y.
SOME POETRY.
There seems to be something in the
atmosphere OF Lexington that tends to
bring forth poets. We have one ''poet
~lariat," n several other minor poets
waiting for his shoes, 1t is said. MI.
Posey Wilson, an old Lexington boy, car
rles some of the "divine affiictus" with
him, and occasionally uncorks some OF 1t,
as witness the following:
AID ALLITERATIvE AssINUs.
Alliterative asses ask the aid,
The artful aid of a~lphabets;
And air abnormal aptitudes
As apes arrange their attitudes.
They bite brown beans like bawling
And beat their breasts and burn their
And bravely breach their broil,ne breasts
With Boston bread of brownest bake.
Come, cad, catch on his courtly char;
Come cleanse your calf head cleanly clean;
Care killed q cat, and can kill cads-
Come, crazy compeer; come, %convive.
Dead ducks delight in drinking dry
The dear, delightful darkey's dam;
I damn his dam, his oam dams him;
Dreams during day n drinks a dram.
IMPRESSIONS OF TORN.
(After Oscar Wilde.)
A girl bedressed In blue and gold,
Took on them clothes and put on gray;
Her pa stole IA bales Of hay,
And skipped the town and chill and cold.
This yellow dog came flying down
BY peanut stands and butcher stalls;
A tin can ratified on the walls,
And made q racket thro' b town.
Then suddenly arose the whang
OF booti.cks throwed and turnip'
From country wagons; and . bird
Sat on q lightning rod and sang.
But one sad Teller, all alone,
Who'd bet too high on The ANAL pair,
And swore by dan and paved the stone.
MARRIAGES.
Married, in H~igginsville, October !
1894, by Rev. G. A. Buchanan, Jos. A
Hawkins and Miss Leila L. Wade.
Married. at Kansas City, Oct. 10th, 1894,
Mr.. H. H. Branch and Miss Bennits
Wood. The gro ON 10 the son of Mr.. H
G. Branch, of this county.
Married, in this city, at high noon, DC
tober 8, 1904, at tho ~residenceiof the bride'
pare1ts, Rev. and Mrs. Xenophen Rylsnd
| Mr. VI. Willett, of Harrisonville, Mo.
and Miss Carrie F. Ryland. Rev. A. 8. MOI
performing the ceremony.
The above II one chapter recorded 10
the great book OF love, . beautiful chap
ter and one in which IL mingled love
truth and wisdom. The ceremony whicl
bound together this man and oma wa
performed In the presence Of . few friend
and relatives at the residence OF he BRIDE
parents In College Place. Mr.. Price, o
Harrisonville, and Miss Stella Ryan,
were the attendants. The decorations o
the homo were beautiful and In Thorough
accord with the imp ressive csremonie
The dinner served was nicely prepare
and elegantly served. The presents re
csived were many and costly. Mis-
Carrie, the bride 10 attractive and com
bines well the truest virtues of woman
hood. The groom 10 . ban ker, ID u
alumnus Of w. NJ. A., and said to b
successful, honorable, popular younI
man. The INFBLLIaENCER has naugh
but good wishes for these two youn
people In their new relations.
BIRTHS.
Born, In this city, Oct. 9Th, 1894, to tn
wife of Mr.. VIM. Culium, . Son.
Born, near Higginsville, September 29tl
Born, at Corder. Oct: 10. 1894. to tn