Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1894-03-26
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Women's sleeves must Be hot-tsmpsrsd,
as they are nearly always rufasd up
FloGida Times.
Co3ey says "ths whole people are baek
of meln Goodi Now gentleman, all To-
Rether-kicki-Plain Dealer.
A Changing COMMITTEES" ct art sxhibI-
tions 10 90 called because Il keeps the art
lists In suspsnfe.-Yonkers Gazette.
The Msnsyank philosopher says you can
make anyone blind to your faults II you
have the dust. Philadslphia Record
Anybody with even half an eye may see
tho rider is crooked, but that's no proof he
stole the bicycle.-Philadslphis Timea-
1t takes superhuman strength to carry .
small losd of whiskey without the world
knowing that It Is . burden. -Shtings.
Fweddy Qighting cigarette}-You-aw
don't mind smoking, do youi Stranger
Mot at all, sir; work In glue factory.
-Chicago Tribune.
"Ths way to Sleep" says p scientist, ''is
take. The way to sleep Ia to think Il Ii
time to get up.-Td- Bite.
Author (whoss new play is being hisssd
BY the whole udiencs)-Heavepsl shall
have to hiss, too, or they Will find out that
am the author.-Fliegende Batter.
"Thompkins is the most absent minded
man I ever saw" "In what wsyP "Got
married the othsr day and forgot to take
his bride when he went on his wedding
tour."-Hallo.
Hobkins (petulently) - Say, Dobkins,
when are you going to pay me that ten
dollars you owe met Dobkins (sggrieved)
Now, do look like fortune teller, Hob
kinsa-Browning, King & Co.'S Monthly.
Ragged Richard Qnsinustingly)-Say.
mister, have yer got emmy suggestions ter
make ter feller wat amt able ter raise
or dime ter git shaved withF Grumpie
(psssing op)-Yes; raise whiskers. .-Buffsslo
Courier.
"When look into your eyes, Jennie.
DEAR" he said, at surprises me to remem-
Der that you are teacher OF . primary
Glass; "Why, Gsorgef" she asked. BE
cause, dear, your pupils are SO large
Harper's Bazaar.
'J.ck has finished my portrait" "At
last i didn't think he ever would. % "Oh,
yssl Hes been at work on 1t only . year"
"Dear mel Isn't that long timer eve
didn't think so. We're engaged now
Harper's Drawer. q.
"That handsome young lady over there
by the piano" said Banks, sis the daugh
ter of wealthy b!ll.pcster, but she doeen't
seem to be At all stuck up" mo-" said
Rivers, "but that is probably because her
are not psste."-Chicsgo Tri-
bune.
Waiter Cooking in on q noisy card party
In hotel bedroom)-pve been sent to ask
you to make less noise, gentlemen. The
gentleman In the next room says he can't
read. Host of the party-Tell him be
49, -. - n
could read when was Eve years old
Boston Gazette.
Remember, Witness" sharply e1-
are on osthln There amt no danger of
nay furgettin' It," replied the witness sui
lenly. "Tm tellin' the truth for nothin',
when could have made 81 by lyin' fur
your side of the case, an You know it,
Chicsgo Tribune.
"Can't you give me employment, ma'am"
zaid the tramp. "I haven't had anything
10 do for month";" "Poor fellow. What
can You dol" "Well, ma'am, Pm o good
watcher. II could sit ous here on yer
front porch an watch the front gate. SOS
no one could steal Il, you'd fnd I was very
,omp'tent. Bazaar.
Rev. DR.. Groner-Surely, during this
solemn Lenten season every Christian
ought to make some sacrifice to show his
devotion. Joblots-You're hghs. doctor.
5acrihcei should say col Why. I'm
sellin' off every article in my store Is per
cent under cost. You can give IL out
from the pulpit If you likei-Puck.
Henry Newedd drew his young wife to
bis bosom. bis face was radiant with joy.
III was successful, my darling" he ssid.
~ secured the clerkship applied for ON
the Board for Securing Immediate Rapid
Transit Fscilities!" A sweet smile of se-
rene happiness wreathsd her dainty lips.
She knew then their future was assured.
He had SECURED position for Hfe,-Pack.