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1t made great stir, very wide laugh.
oil over the country, that book did. 1t
was O caricature of the Christian min
isty, and Of the word of God, and Of the
day of Judgment Oh, we had a great
Taught The commentary on the whole
thing is that the author Of that book
died In poverty, shame, debauchery,
kicked out of society and cursed of AL
mighty God The laughter of such men
Is the echo of their own damnation-
The Laugh of the Almighty.
The. next laughter that shall men,
ton as being il the Bible is the laugh
of Gods condemnation, "He that sit
teth in the heavens shall laugh. Again,
1.-THE Lord will laugh at him" Again,
IT will laugh at his calamity" With
such demonstration will God greet ev-
cry kind of great sin and wickedness.
But men build up villainies higher and
higher. Good men. almost pity God be-
cause he is SO schemed against by men
Suddenly pin drops out Of the machin-
cry of wickedness or o secret is revealed,
and the foundation begins to rock. Final
ly hewhole thing is demolished. What
is the matter? will tell you what the
matter is. That crash Of ruin Is only
the reverberation of Gods laughter. In
the money market there are a great
many good men and great many fraud
ulent men. A fraudulent man there
says, II mean to have my million. +" He
goes to work reckless of honesty, and he
gets his first 500, 600. He gets after
awhile his $500, 900. After awhile he
gets his $500, 900. Nov, he says, I
have only one more move to make, and
Ishall have my million. :" He gathers up
all his resources. He makes that one last
grand move, he fails and loses all, and
he has not enough money of his own left
to pay the cost of the car to his home.
People cannot understand this spasmod-
10 revulsion. Some said it was sudden
turn in Erie railway stock, or in West
ern Union, or in Illinois Central; some
said ono thing and some another. They
all guessed wrong. I will tell you what
it was. HE that sitteth in the heavens
laughed" A man in New York said he
would be the richest man in the city.
He left his honest work as mechanic
and got into the city councils some way
and in 10 years stole $l5, 600, 900 from
the city government Fifteen million
dollarsl He held the legislature of the
state Of New York In the grip Of his
right hand. Suspicious were aroused.
The grand jury presented indictments.
The whole land stood aghast. The man
who expected to put half the city in his
vest pocket goes to Blackwell's island,
goes to Ludlow street Jail, breaks prison
and goes across the sea, Is rearrested
and brought back and again remanded
to jail. Why? HE that stitch IN the
heavens laughed. "
Rome was great empire She had
Horace and Virgil among her poets;
she had Augustus and Constantine
among her emperors But ,vhat mean
the defaced Pantheon, and The Forum
turned into q cattle market, and the
broken walled Coliseum, and the
architectural skeleton of her great
aqueduots? What was that thunderi
"Oh," you soy, that was the roar Of
the battering rams against her walls. !"
No. What was that culver? "Oh, " you
say, THAT was the tramp Of hostile
legions." No. The CULVER and the roar
were the outburst of omnipotent laugh.
ter from the defed and insulted heav-
ems. Rome defed God, and he laughed
her down. Thebes defed God, and he
laughed her down. Nineveh defed God,
and he laughed her down. Babylon de-
fed God, and he laughed her down.
There Is great difference between Gods
laugh and his smile His smile is eter-
nal beatitude. He smiled when David
sang, and Miriam clapped the cymbals,
and Hannah made garments for her
son, and Paul preached, and John kin
died with apooalyptic vision, and when
any man has anything TO do and does it
we'll His SMILE Why, 1t Is the 10th
of May, the apple orchards in full bloom;
1t is morning breaking on arippling sea;
it is heaven at high noon, all the bells
beating the marriage peal. But his
laughter-may it never fall on us! It's q
Condemnation for our sin; it is O wasting
away.
Tho Scoffers ut Truth.
We may let the satirist laugh at us,
and all our companions may laugh at
us, and we may be made the target for
the merriment of earth and hell, but
God forbid that we should ever come to
the fulfillment of the prophecy against
the rejectors Of the truth, Il will laugh
at your calamity" But, my friends, all
of us who reject Christ and the pardon
of the gospel must come under that ire
mendous bombardment. God wants US
all to repent. He counsels, he coaxes,
he importunes, and he dies for us. He
comes down out of heaven He puts all
The worlds sin on one shoulder, ne puts
all the worlds sorrow on the other
shoulder, and then with that Alp on
one side and that Himalaya on the
other he starts up the hill back of Jeru-
salem to achieve our salvation. He puts
the palm of his right foot on one long
spike, and he puts the palm of his left
foot on another long spike, and then,
with his hands spotted with hts own
blood, he gesticulates, saying: Look,
look and live. With the crimson veil Of
my sacrifice will cover up all your
sins; with my dying groan will swal-
low up all your groans Lookl Live"
But thousand of you turn your back on
that, and then this voice of invitation
turns to tone divinely ominous, that
sobs like simeon through the first
chapter of Proverbs, Because / have
called and ye refused, ] have stretched
out my right hand, and no man regard
ed, but 20 have set at naught all my
counsel and would none of my reproof,
l, also, will laugh at your calamity"