Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1894-08-29

NoNenDeT-Ou the cars.
 The country dance will soon sweep down on the political candidate. How pleasant it is to be in politics.
 There are two republicans who have come out flat footedly for office. Can the other fellows say as muchi
 The western part of Yavapai will be the Waterloo of many man next November. The railroad vote is again in it.
 In addition to an abundant growth of weeds on the plaza there is also a bigger crop of oaths that is grow ing up with them.
 Another wing of democracy in Southern Arizona is at it without gloves. The old familiar game of bossism is the cause.
 Yavapai should send poor dele gation to Phenix during the next legislature, so that if We get noth- ing, we lose nothing.
 The Law aud Order Club of Phe- nix is srn excellent advertisement for statehood. Now for an outbreak on the San Carlos reservation.
 It would be a pious idea as we'll as a judicious move, for our various churches to move in the matter of entertainments at once for the "fall campaign
 It was wise move on the part of the new railroad people to get their road in operation for the fall cam paign. Travel to the front promises 70 be simply immense.
 For the benefit of the people on both sides, We cannot enlighten them on the day the two cOnven- tions will meet. The gong will soon be rung for the gladiators to go at it, though.
 It would be a very appropriate idea for the legislative tickets from Yavapai to run on a platform this time-for instance, if they do not get the penitentiary, let the peni- tentiary get them.
 The political news from Apache county is very democratic, so to speak. Tue breth there have been innoculated with the anti harmony virus that prevails so dis astrously in the south, and an inter- necene war is on hand.
 The government reports say that the sheep have raised heavier heeces this year than usual. While several sheep men in this section are of the profound opinion that the govern ment has raised hades in the same line of business.
 A Texas jury was reprimanded for bringing in a verdict too quickly. It is different in this section. Sev- eral juries have staid out on a To- minute case all day and night in order to get full pay, full stomac hs, and free lodging.
 If D. litical talk goes for anything in thls section, there is no danger of any free pasture" signs decorating some of the county offices we know of. The combine is still hungry. and want two years more of official grazing from the voters of the county. In other words, some of democratic war horses want to be ''hobbled" to the court house.
 If the preliminary skirmishing keeps up m campaign work, the government will have to move its postage stamps printing works to this section, judging by the number of letters that are now daily written to "the dear people,"
 While business seems to be in an unsettled condition, it is consoling to gaze into the political arena seeing men just as uneasy. Those who have been loaded with bullet proof suits in the suffrage line are growing very delicate and tender each day.
 The Los Angeles Express says that DTS. Ainsworth and Wernick will soon issue a treatise on the causes and effects of snoring. They both have investigated the matter and each has different and positive remedy.
 A Nebraska paper wants to put down ''riot and resurrection" This is like a democrat who recently said to a friend in this city: "From these facts We seduce that this must be the case"
 Two Asia Minor desciples are working New Mexico to raise money to educate the heathens. They are en route to Arizona we presume by this time, and should be discouraged in their work unless they want to apply a big fund to educating those alfalfa heathens to the beauties of statehood.
 Some anti-railroad men greased the rails on the Raton mountains recently, and no trains moved in consequence. If all reports are true there are several operators" here who are trying the same game on the approaching democratic machine in this county, with a view of making her run smoothly on their ambitious track. But it is douhffuI if tho auOina will stay on