The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-03-28
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

'
when ten was good days work.
The lifting power Of the heart is
equal to FIVE tons one foot an hour.
- The total income of che church
Of England is about s1,OOo,Oo0 per
week.
Congress adopted the Stars and
Stripes as the national flag on June
IA, 1777.
Dapperly: Miss Oldgirlkeeps her
age we'll, doesn't she !? Miss Kostick:
Well, she's pretty careful not to give
it away.
Il heartily recommend Salvation
Oil for neuralgia, for it acts like a
charm. J. S. McCaulley, h33 N. Gay
St., Baltimore, Md.
"You cannot Judge man by the
umbrella he, carries" "Why not ?'
because the chances are it belongs
to somebody else.
1t seems to me that these "sui-
eide clubs" might be made excellent
institutions if the public were allowed
to select the members.
The cabbage is the development
of common seaweed which grows wild;
FTHNa Il
on every coast Of Europe. The pro-
cess from salt water to sauer kraut
must have been long one.
Glow did it happen that Biggss
was arrested by an agent for the s. p
G. c. ?" "He was caught in the act
Of abusing his baby "Whatwas he
doing ~ Singing it to sleep. 81
Ralph: Suppose fellows best
girl gets mad when he asks for kiss
Curtis: Take it without asking.
Ralph: Suppose she gets nad then Z
Curtis: Then he's got some other fell
lows girl.
- A "size'' in coat is exactly an
inch, in underwear it is two INCHES, in
a sock an inch, in a collar one.haH
inch, in pants one inch, in gloves one
fourth Of an inch and in hats one
eighth of an inch.
-.aYou hang around your mother
too much. You ought TO get nt7and and
hustle some for YOURSELF" urged the
father, talking to his small son.
"Paddle your own canoe, my boy.
s'I don't have to-" whincd the boy,
"I'm mammals canoe.,'
Jabbers-"C "Confound it'll This,
letter from my wife begins My own
est, deary hubby" Habbers-
"Why, what's wrong with that ~
Jabbers-"That means that in the
postscript I'll find request for 500
check right away"
= Entering the house Of one OF his
congregation, Rowland Hill saw q
child on rocking-horse. Dear
me r. exclaimed the aged minister,
chow wonderously like some Chris1
tians There is motion, but no pre7
gress."
"What do yer think Of the in
come tax 7'' asked Pete. II amt got
no objections to it, y replied Meander-
ing Mike. "Only it does seem ter me>
that the government might go the
whole length ov the string an pervide
every man with an income ter fit it..
"Dear." asked Mrs. Wickwire,
locking up from her paper, twhati does
this papes-=eap-hy, referring to the
superauous woman WHAT'S fuper-.
Auous woman ?" SIN our engagement
days." answered Mr.. Wickwire, "thcI
superhuous woman was your younger
siste.r"
-"Who' d er believed it!' exclsimed
Mrs. Cranes, as she emerged from the
cellar with scuttle Of coal; "whena
he was a-courtin' me, John used to
think my fan was too heavy for me to
carry, and alwave insisted on carryin
I n
it himself. And now he don't think
big hod O. coal is too much Of a load
for me to lug up stairs. Matrimony
does change mans ideas wonder
full"
The rain that produced the food
fell for 40 days and 40 nights, and
after it ceased it was 40 days before
Noah opened the Ark. Moses was ~
days on the mountain fasting, and the
spies spent 40 days investigating mat
ters in Canaan before making their.
report. Elijah tasted 40 days in the
wilderness, and Jonah gave the people
of Nineveh 40 days in which to repent.
The 40 days fast Of Jesus is known
to all readers of the New Testament.
or can give you trustworthy.
weather prediction" said the snake
editor, as he came in and removed his
overcoat. $50 ahead" replied the
horse editor, with well-simulated res
ignation. "Last night l saw a little
mouse come out of a hole, and all un-
mindful of a big cat which lad its
eyes on it, began to nibble at piece
of bread. Then the cat crouched,
while the mouse uibbled on" "Weil,
what was that sign of?'' asked the
listener as the speaker stopped. IAN
early spring"
1t is the proud boast of the
Briton that the sun never sets on her
Majesty's Empire. Some one of q.
geographical turn Of mind has said the
same in respect to the United States
possessions, putting it in this way:
"It is fact known to but few that
| the sun never sets on American soil.