The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1894-05-19

the human rae, in which the victors
were asked To surrender to the van.
pushed.
i If we do not hurry up and pass
good tariff bill very soon, thereby
setting the wheels of business to
revolving once more, aud a plague
should unfortunately follow on the
heels of this Mckinley panic, and
if the cattle should lave the muruain,
the sheep the rot, the hogs the
cholera, and universal drought
should prevail, Republican presi-
dental lightning rods would be
plentiful as fiddlers in that place
not fit to be mentioned to ears
polite.
The greater the distress CT the
people, the higher mount the hopes
of the Republicans.
A year ago speech by Hon.
Thomas Bracket Reed SOUNDED like
'the Dead March in SAUL" row he
capers in an elephantine sort If say
to the music Of his own "Pres dental
Msrch."
In the summer of 1898, wien the
/ Michigan Characterization. Julius
Cae sar Burrows-tuned his Aeolian
harp, it was in the minor xey of
"The Heart Bowed Down" low it
7 gives forth a strain inspiring TO his
. followers ar was "The Calpbells
are Coming" to the belagured
K within the walls of Lucknow
a Last summer when frs heard
the Demosthenes of lowa-riliant
yonng Dolliver, his oratGy was
II lugubrirus as "IIark Frm the
e Tombs;" now it is as liant as
d sMarseillaise' 'or "Dixie."
d Why all this merrimet, this
8. clashing of cy mbals, this fubishiDg
ot up of rusty presidential homs in
,e the camp of the Phili.tines 1t is
because Of treason in the amp of
in the Demo racy.
as If it could be defuity sseer-
's tanned this night that evy Demo.
cratic senator is going stsight"ay
I'd to carry out Democratic romses,
partially at least, by votig fer the
id Wilson bill as it left the huse, there
would be- such slump in Republi.
10 can stocks that Messrs. Reed, Me
en- Kinley aud Harrlson--I anne them
of in the order Of the brain.
,e power-wou'd be willir to dis
th count their Presidential salaries 9!
OF per cent, aud Democtic Presi
ey dental candidates woul'spring VI
~ az suuaeniy ana MsMerisly CO aie
ith Roderick Dbus Clans fon from thu
hestherS hill of Eonnie Scotland
lly Whit the Demo cratic party mos
Der needs is Tarpeian Rock from
,ci. whicho throw it's traitors.
ing
Of WIN l first went to house.keep
ing, nong other experiments il
domdc economy, tried turkey
ns' raisi. had fat bronze COB
~, blerf huge proportions that set
,seu one 1ole summer on porcelain
ney nestgg with great assidulty anc
; VI abnnaI dignity, trying to hatch &
o%e turl out of it, under the deluslor
'he thae had laid that particular egg
lroii himf. The exaltatlon OF spirit
u q of Reeds friends over this quo
, VI ruounting invention finds its
.,ne' coerpart in that gobbler's prid,
aein of.nlon in his heroic endeavor tt
'ne fwh forth Thanksgiving din
neon his own progeny.
ols' al the continuous filibustering
pup oe Republicans, aided by few
.ne.f n mas queradipg as Democrats
icia' ihd the Democrats to adopt the
&c 1s there can be no question
:; the Republicans designed it a:
q W adication of TIE ex-speaker "a
Nuol, So far their condition OF
heo waa ecstatic. But that their
20 nc ustering was the prime cause OF
neid Democrats docking the pay OF
he sntees is also part of current
astef' DRY. That made them unhappy
[ailen he man who unexpectedly lays
g Oh of live electric wire. They