The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-01-24
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= Every thousand years the humanf
race grows an inch taller.
Spain has more daily papers than
any country in Europe. e
= Latin is used all ever the worldy
for physicians prescriptions.
= Some mahogany trees in Hondu- &
ras arc worth from $500 to s6,0oOt
each.
Last crop year Minneapolis -four
ing mills ground 9,347, ,615 barrels Of
-four.
Over 100000 women in the
United States earn independent IN
comes.
"A baby always helps to make
home happy-particularl when the
baby is asleep.
- Woman is powerful weak crea-
ture, but she can move the biggest
kind of man without touching him.
! All our city fathers say Use
Salvation Oil, the greatest cure on
earth for pain, for rheumatism and
neuralgia. 25 cts.
: Workmen boring an artesian well
| in Louisiana struck maple log in
sound state of preservation $40 feet
below the surfaces
= Mrs. Kenneth Mcleod of Cross
we'll, Mich, has celebrated her cen
tennial. She was 20 years maid 40
years wife, and 40 years widow.
Tommy: Paw, what does it mean
when man runs on ticket as a.
laboring man (? Mr.. Figg It means
that he has got tired Of working for q
living.
= An eastern doctor says too many
people die from sleeping with their
mouths open. There may be good
many, but it would be hard to prove
that there are too many.
"Is it true that woman always
has the last word in quarrel 2
wife always has it; but then, there is
nothing mean about her. She is
always willing to give it to me. +,
: Timothy: Say, Ma, did our baby
come from heaven ? Ma: Ay coorse
he did. Timothy Well, he was
durn fool to leave heaven for place
like this, and then run the risk2of
never gitten back again.
"Paw, is there any difference
between cold and a infuenzy III
the doctor calls it cold the bill is {
about s4; if he calls it influenza, it's
about s1s. The difference is sl4, NJ
son.
In the four years ending lS9N
there were Is, ,947 murders in the Us
ted States. But only ,O5Oof the muir
derers were ever called to account for
their crimes, and of these 40 were
hanged and GAO lynched.
"A family named Walker, living
in Mitchell County, North Carolina
consists of seven brothers and
sisters, all of whom are over 6 fess- IN. =
height. One of the brothers is said
to be Z feet 9 inches tall.
His Mother: Why don't yon
play with your Christmas toys, Tom
my :? They re just as good as new, and
you've had them 10days. Tommy
That's just it. They're no good:
Willy Nabors got some that he Dustin
no time. =
: She: am so worried about my
aunt. She is at the point Of death.
He: Is that your wealthy aunt
She: Yes. He: Well, never MIND,
dearest. You have my love, which is
greater than ever.
1t had been over four months
since they were engaged, and as they
read the evening paper together ne
said "See, my dear, only $40 for q;
suit" "Is it a wedding suit p she
asked, sweetly. mo, businesasuit.
"Well. I meant business, she an-
swcred.
- Some co-educationalist young
man is clamoring for admission to
Vassar College. Why not? The wo-s
men are now admitted to Harvard,
Cornell, Columbia and other colleges
for men, and it's poor rule that
won't work both ways. But Yassar
says she won't, and if a woman won't
she won't and there's an end ont.
= Less than 125 years ago the little
plant known to the botanists as Lepa-
chy's Columnaris, was only known to
inhabit a small section of country IN
the very southern portion of Lou"
isiana. Some time laterit was report.
ed as occurring sparingly along tho
Canadian River; and, later still, OH
the Arkansas. Since that time it has
slowly spread north, west and east,
even to the very source Of the Mis-
souri,, over into the British posses
sions, and is now said to be creeping
along the Saskatchewan towards Hud-
son Bay. How plant which origin
atcd in warm climate could accustom
itself to such changes is another OF
nature mysteries.
- Some three hundred and odd cats
are maintained by the United States
Government, the cost of their support
being carried as regular item on the
accounts of the Post Office Depart
mcnt. These cats are distributed
among about so post Offices, and their
&o,1.aan ond ,,,foa from.