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The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-04-07

IasSlng money, ana tHe VlsltOr
passed on.
GUMPLE's GOOD ADVICE.
Ragged Richard Qnsinuatingly)-
Say, mister, have yer got emmy sug-
gestions ter make ter feller wat
amt able ter raise er dime ter get
shaved with?
Gumple (passing on)-ies; raise
whiskers. - Buffalo Courier.
AT THE MUSEUM.
Agent-What has become OF the
India-rubber man?
Manager-Oh, bounced him.
HANDICAPPED.
Hillside you believe in marrying
for money?
Hulls-Yes, but the trouble is that
all the girls | know take a similar
view.
NOT INTERESTED.
Prof Graylocks-You do not ap-
pear to be much interested in the
study OF Prehistoric Man.
Miss Goldenhair-Mercy, no! He's
dead Puck.
And do you ever invite your poor
relations to visit you?"
'Oh. yes, indeed! You see, they
are all too poor to get here. -
Truth.
UNSETTLED.
His coffee wasn't settled,
But he didn't fret and stew;
He dared not, for his board bill was
1n,that condition, too.
-fPlain Dealer.
GETTING INTO SOCIETY.
did he get into society very
much?"
About 5000, report has it.
Detroit Tribune.
HARD ON BILKER.
McFingle-Bilker swears that he
owes me a grudge for something.
McFangle-Don't you care, old
man. He'll never pay it. Truth.
REAL ESTATE NOTE.
Visitor-How does the land lie out
this way?
Native-It amt the land that lies,
it's the land agents. Spare Mo-
ments.
Hard Character (appealingly)-
Boss, can't you give me lift?
Wiggns-I would, cheerfully, only
/ don't want to spoil the toes OF my
boots.-[Truth.
WHAT SHE WOULD DO.
Edith-My fiance is such a nice
young man. The longer know him,
the better like him!
Mamie-Indeed | think I'll have
to accept him the next time he pro-
poses.-lTruth.
DISCoURAGEMENT.
Poet-Will you take a work OF mine
about Spring?
Edtor-If there's compensating
balance to the work.
Poet-What kind OF balance?
Edtor-A bank balance of about
$40 to pay for its publication at adj
vertising rates.-lHarper's Weekly.
SARCASTIC.
He-I cannot take NO" for an an
swer.
She-Well, then, No, SIR.
UNCERTAINTY.
In deep thought he wandered along
the shore of the lonely isle.
The sun had set.
Anon his gaze wandered over the
dimpling ocean, deep in whose bosom
reposed the ship and all her crew,
save him.
His lips were moving.
Yes, he muttered, lit is still
the question of the hour"
Retracing his footsteps to his rude
hut. he looked again at the clock,
upon whose face only the minute
hand remained.-I Detroit Tribune.
FROM THE MODERN GIRLS VIEWPOINT.
Miss Mannish-None of the girls
will have anything to do with that
Miss Dainty.
Miss Jockerclub-No wonder. She's
so efreminate.-lChicago Record.
SAFE AND MODEST.
NO" said Willie wibbles, "I'm
not bit afwaid OF bicycle. 4"
You are quite brave said the
young woman.
"Oh. not necessarily" rejoincd
Willie, modcstly. you see. nevah
wide one. = Washington Star.
HOW TO RECOGNIZE 1T.
Nedders-What' bon mot?
Notwithstanding you always
think Of after it's too late 70 say 1t.
Record.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-04-07
A DIVISION OF LABOR.

Old Soek-I've got a terrible load
on my mAid.
Cynicus-Giving your stomach
rest, eh?-[Truth.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-04-07
A SOCIAL TRIUMPH.

Mrs. Gossippe-I hear you attract
ed much notice on your appearance
in the social world abroad.
Mrs. Numoney-I should say so. /
wore oA~ar average from S20, 600 TO
S35, coo Of diamonds every ball | went
to- Chicago Record.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-04-07
NEVER IN TRADE.


Elder Sister Q994)-Horrors Don't
invite those Upton girls Their great
grandfather made his money in trade.
Younger Sister-Didn't ours?
Elder Sister-Mercy, no Our great
grandfather was a highly respected
city official. He held an Office for
ten years at So, 600 a year and then
died, worth s., 600, ,000.-[Puck.
A FATAL ERROR.
Borrowes-Nellie, hand me my um-
brclla, Will you? 1t has commenced
to rain.
Mrs. B.-I lent your umbrella TO
Mr.. Sweetforn last night.
Borrowes-What did you do that
for? Didn't you know it was his?-
Spare Moments.
OUT OF THE QUESTION.
Then you don't hate me, Laura,
dear?"
NO, George, / like you well
enough but il would be ridiculous
for me 10 marry you. You are the
first man that has proposed to mev'
= Chicago Tribune.
WHAT SHE KEEPS.
Miss Tweed-That Mrs. Chirp is
horrid; | don't believe she can keep
anything.
"Oh, yes; she keeps telling every
thing she hears - [Inter-Ocean.
MIsTRUsT.
Jones and Bones don't trust each
other at all.
You don't say?"
why, after shaking hands with
each other, each one counts his fing-
ers, to make sure that none are miss
ing Halo.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-04-07
As IT PROBABLY WILL BE.

The Heiress (returned from abroad)
My husband is nobleman.
Her Friend-Hush, dear girl! 1t
won't make a bit of difference with
those who are your true friends
Chicago Record
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
4 Hnndrea Years d LIre.

Alearned British society met
the other day and formally de.
cided that man should have d
longer life than he now enjoys.
They had investigated the ques,
ton of life and living and had
searched history down to the
very beginning. The result Of
all this was decision that it is
all rubbish to talk Of three score
and ten years as making the
proper span of humanlfe. Man.
in their opinion, ought 10 live
longer than any machine Of steel
and iron that can beput together.
since man has what no machine
can boast, an engineer living in
side the premises night and day
in the form of that vital force
which forever is repairing our
mistakes and patching up our
blemishes.
The next thing for this learned
society to do is to discover some
way by which the troubles that
man is heir to can be warded off
The idea of comparing man to a
perfect machine is all right in
theory, but a little weak in prac.
tice. A machine is not troubled
with the green apple appetite in
the days of its youth. It cannot
play foot ball nor go skating on
deep rivers. A machine cannot
break its heart over a pair of
laughing eyes, and go into a de.
cline if its SUIT is not successful
and into debt if it is. 1t cannot
for office and see its reputa-
ton and good name picked to
pieces. The summer resort mos
quitoes are powerless to injure it,
and the structure of steel and
iron cannot be squeezed in a
Wall street panic. In the life of
machine there are no sunstrokes
and no breach of promise cases.
All this and more humanity has
to contend against. The British
scientists have work before them
if they would have man live a
hundred years.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

John Hagerty, of Pennington,
died suddenly with heart disease
while praying, prior to retiring
Thursday night. He was the
Oldest employee of the Baltimore
and Ohio road. having worked as
trackman forty-five years. He
boasted last week when he drew
his pay that he had never missed
a pay car during his service,
having visited it five hundred
and forty.one times.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
NERVE siIFER Pills
For sale by u. L. Wells.

W. a. Mcclure, well known citizen
Of Mckay, Ohio, is Of the opinion that
there is nothing as good for children
troubled with colds or Group as Cham.
berlain's Cough remedy He has used
it in his family for several years with
the best results and always keeps bot
tie in the house. After having Ia grippe
he was himself troubled with severe
cough. he used other remedies with
out benefit aud then concluded TO try
the children's medicine and to his de-
light it soon effected permanent cure.
IS and so cent bottles for sale by
Cunningham Bros. 4 Co. Wells &
Haymaker. olarksburg. t. L. Bond and
Bro, Salem. slim.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
Hanging Rock, W. Va. '

1t isn't fair to give a Detroit
girl away, possibly, truth will
out, even in a newspaper. De.
troit has one among its countless
pretty girls who visited in the
country, and one day she hap.
pened out toward the cow-lot
about milking time aud was ask
ing several questions. why
don't you milk that COW p she
asked, pointing to one in an adj
joining lot.
Because she's dry Miss"
Dry ?"
Yes, Miss. She's been dry
for two weeks
You cruel wretch she ex.
claimed why don't you give
her some water 2" and the man
turned his face to the cow house
and shook with emotions he
could not suppress.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

The Point Mill Co. have re.
Gently re'opened their mill at the
West End and are prepared to do
all kind of custom grist work.
The flour made by US is equal to
that made any where in Central
w. Va. Corn, wheat, and oats
constantly on hand. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Silt
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
Nervous Dyspepsia Cured.

My mother has been great sufferer
for twenty years with nervous dys.
pepsia. Our family physician could
not do her any good, except to relieve
her for few days, AID then she would
not be able to be out of bed for two or
three weeks Last spring she thought
she would try Hoods Sarsaparilla,
though the doctors said it would do her
no good. After taking two bottles she
felt like new woman, and since then
she has done more work, and felt better
than she has for nine years. About two
months ago / was taken with muscular
rheumatism. 1 procured bottle Of
Hoods Sarsaparilla, and before the
whole bottle was used / had no more
rheumatism, and am now we'll enough
SO that expect to take trip through
the State OF Maryland.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
In MEMORIAM.


In memory of little Nellie
Graves who departed this life
October s1st, 1894. Weep not,
weep not, for Neilieshe has gone
to join the angels. The grain
was being gathered in. her spirit
took its flight; fred frSm this
i Of pan and sir s. the
source other delight. Fo- aany
days she followed him, the Lord
she loved so well. Oh, the re-.
ward Nellie now enjoys, no NOR
tai tongue can tell. May the
rest live like their sister dear,
respected, loved by all; so when
the reaper comes for them they
may be ready at his call. T.F.B.
Bridgeport, W. Va, Noc. 5, 1891.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

You want to know why David
Davidson can sell you boots and
shoes cheaper than any one else
in the city. because heis always
in the market for bargains, buys
in large quantities for cash and
discounts his bills and always
willing to share profits with his
customers.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

emclency and success that would
fill the whole country with salts
faction and rejoicing.
Recent events have demon
strated anew the tremendous
power Of women in public affairs,
when their influence is wisely di.
rected along moral lines. It IS
the right and the duty of woman
to secure a pledge Of the honor
Of every man within the reach OF
her influence, that he will never,
underany circumstances, vote or
otherwise act against the inter-
ests of home,-its honor, virtue.
temperance. industry. enlighten-
ment and prosperity; the peace
of the wife and mother, and the
welfare of the children; and If
this pledge were gwen and kept,
an unworthy man could neither
be nominated for. nor elected to
any public position. And if only
just and able men held public
place, the laws would be wise,
and their administration would
be pure and efficient-adequate
for every emergency; able to
command the just obedience of
every interest, and every organi.
cation; to hear, TO Judge and de-
termine every controversy,
whether between persons or
organization, great or small.
To the nigh apostleship of this
new home rule, we bid you vel
come. For it, all your previous
life has,been a lofty preparation.
In it you cannot fail. In its sue.
cess, The publication OF. politics
will become more than an iredes-
cent dream government more
than an organized force poll
tics more than battle for su.
premacy;;" the Decalogue and
the Golden Rule not "out of
place in political campaign
the talk of political corruption
more than modern cant" and
the expression of contrary senti-
ments will be swiftly followed
by suitable condemnation.
The greatest question of our
time are moral and social ques
tons, and they must be settled
by moral and social agencies. On
all such questions woman is EMIT.
led to be heard, for she is the di-
yinely appointed guardian of the
moral and social welfare of the
rising generation.
In the way, indicated, SO simple
md q 1Hate, the women
Of this country may enter at once
upon an active and far reaching
participation in put bic affairs; a
participation to which no just
objection can be made, which
would do much to neutralize the
prevailing partisanship SO well
described by Washington in his
address and which would |
yield more speedy and satlsfac.
tory results than any other now
possible. i
AS President of the Worlds
and National Woman's Christian
Temperance Unions. you are the
commander chief of the great
est moral army ever enrolled.
Lead this army forth in a home
rule campaign that would exalt
woman and ennoble man a cam
paigu whose sure results would
bless our country and the world.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

Buy your wife and daughter a
pair of Kangaroo Calf Shoes at
Holmes Shoe Co. They remain
solft, wear strong as iron and
will their feet dry 5o.st
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

Miss /. A. Bartlett, of West
Milford, W. Va, Las just pur-
chased complete stock of Fall
Millinery goods. She will. now
devote her Tune exclusively to
to this trade and will be able to
please her most fastidious pat
rons. Call and see her. 45tf.
Furniture, repairing, pfct-
ure frames and turning
are now specialties with j
w. odell & Co., at their shop and
wareroom, opposite the Sumner
tannerY, West End. Persons
needing chamber and parlor
suits, tables, desks, bedsteads
&C.. are cordially invited 10 cali.
Any furniture supplied on short
notice. 3s-tf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
Wo1R sSuMMIr w. VA
0rtnhar q 1900

J.. October 5, 1892.
70 Aothers'-our baby is nearly IA
months OLD, and we had bought and
gwen 1t . bottles of ''Castora, I" without
much change for the better, and it never
seemed hearty until we gave it a bottle
OIL susanna. which cured it entirely.
JOHN 7. WILLIAMS.
aRs. MARY NJ. W11L1Ads..
Just received at David David.
sons 200 pair of ladies' winter
shoes; worth S1.25, now selling
for esc per pair, 46tf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

The Gospel Union Temperance
meeting will be held as usual,
in accordance with the decision
made some time ago, by the Min
isterial Conference in the court
house. Rev. B. B. Evans is to
deliver the address. All are cor
daily invited to be present.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

Maud-.'Ned proposed to me
last night and refused him. {"
Marie-.'I know it" How did
you know it ?" HE told me
he had taken the fatal leap and
landed on his feet"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

Wife-what would you do if
| should die, John.
Husband-As pleased-till 1
married again, l suppose.-77e
Brute.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

Tommy-"Pa. teacher wants
US to tell what is the remarkable
difference between speak and
talk Mr.. Figgs--''Um femme
see. Generally when I get into
an argument with your mother
she is outspoken and am out
talked"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
10 The Mountains, Lakes and Sea
shore via Big Four Route.

shore via Big Four Route.
The favorite tourist line to Put
in Bay and all Lake Erie Islands
via Sandusky. Lake Chautauqua.
Niagara Falls, st. Lawrence
River, Thousands Ids, Lake
Champlain. Adirondacks, Green
and White Mountains, New Eng
land Resorts. New York and
Boston via Cleveland Lake Shore,
New York Central and Boston
and Albany Railways. To the
Lake Regions of Wisconsin, Iowa
and Minnesota via Chicago. To
the Cool Resorts of Michigan via
Benton Harbor. When you 60
on your Summer Vacation see
that your tickets reeds via the
Big Four Route. E. o. McCoR-
MICK, Passenger Traffic Manager,
D. B. MARTIN. Gen'l Pass. and
Ticket Agt., Cincinnati, o., 30-tf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
Expert Workmen,

H KAUFMAN, practical plan o
~. tuner and repairer. Clalksburg, w.
Va. Reference; Any school where music
is taught in Central West Virginia
Send postal card if You need any work
in this line. 1atf
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

THIRD DISTRICT OFFICERS.
President-Mrs. DR.. Gregg,
Quiet Dell.
Secretary Miss Jennie Pick.
ems. Quiet Dell.
Treasurer-Mrs. Mollie Davis.
Lost Creek.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09

Did you ever travel on your
face!n
"Yes, ever since l tried to ride
my bicycle. Tile Persererer.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
Woman's Christian Temper
ance Union Column.
Epfrrp nY rnr NJ. d. 81. o.

Take courage. press forward,
And hope 70 the end,
For the steadfast In purpose
The Lord win defend.
Then march 10 the front
And stand firm and true,
For the Lord is our strength,
And will carry us through
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1894-11-09
HARVEST EXCURSIONS

At very low rates via BIG Four
ROUTE, to all points in the North.
Northwest and West.
On October 18th and November
18th to points in Michigan.
Tickets good returning twenty
days from date of sale.
Direct connection in Central
Union Station. Cincinnati, with
all through trains of the Chesa.
peake q Ohio Ry.. Queen &
Crescent Route and Louisville &
Nashville Railway.
Solid trains to st. Louis and
Chicago.
Ask nearest ticket agent for
fullinformation as to rates. route
and stop over privileges. or adj
dress. p. o. MCCORMICK.
Pass'r Traffic Mgr.
D. B. MARTIN.
Genl Pass'r and Trans. Agent.
Cincinnati. 0. IT. q. I'd.
The record-union., 1894-07-19

been more vigorous and more pro-
nounced. His treatment of the Chilean
question proves this. Benjamin Harri-
son is more nearly man of action than
Grover Cleveland. He publicly an
nounced his approval of the course of
Mr.. Cleveland. The Bulletin advocated
the election of Benjamin Harrison to the
Presidency of the United States, and
benjamin Harrison has declared that in
Mr.. Cleveland's place he would have
done what Mr.. Cleveland has done and
more. He has authorized the statement
that he personally approves OF the action
OF the President, and, moreover, RISKS
his reputation as lawyer by saying that
what the President did was sanctioned
by the Constitution. When, therefore,
the Bulletin tries to make point with
the parties who wrecked the train at
trestle No. by bidding for their support
OF the Republican party. it simply writes
itself down "a Republican ASS" and by
a very large majority the most con-
temptible of it's breed.
The record-union., 1894-07-19
COMPLIMENTS FOR CHIEF ARTHUR
His Patriotic and Firm Position Re-
fleets Credit on the Engineers
lDeseret News


When the strike is all over, the debris
cleared away, and all classes OF people get
down TO solid thinking once more, the
friends of labor everywhere will be forced
to unite upon the proposition that the
man who OF all others has shown the best
sense, and has done more than all others
to make the cause of organized labor dig
nified, influential and worthy, is Chief
Arthur of the Brotherhood of Locomo-
tive Engineers. He is one of the few
among the leaders of the labor unions
who will come out OF the contest with a
reputation improved by the ordeal.
Against such pressure as few in his posi-
ton would have withstood. he has cour-
ageously maintained high and patriotic
position. And whatever may be the ef-
feet of the present conflict upon the labor
and trades unions generally, he and the
great order behind him will have secured
an enviable place in the esteem of law
abiding people, and will have right to
expect a hearing and favorable considera-
ton whenever they feel TO demand it.
That he is hard fighter and shrewd has
been already many times proved to the
satisfaction of the railways and all who
have watched his course. But he is also
gifted with that rare discretion which is
no less potent than yalor; he tries to see
the end from the beginning: and. above
all be evinces desire to be sure his
cause is Just and his course is right be-
fore going ahead. In all these respects he
could give many q lesson to the impetn-
ous Debs, who has tried TO be diotatorial
without being prudent, and made q dash
ing and prodigious leap without ever
ascertaining where he might reasonably
expect to land.
The record-union., 1894-07-19
Marshal and cut into mail train in ths

Marshal and cut into mail train in the
depot.
But if it had been prior to all these it
would not relieve Knox from the gravity
of a criminal act. He was deliberately
arming to resist the laws of his country
and by force and arms Withstand the Of
ficers of the law and hold forcible pos.
session of the property of the railroad
company.
However viewed, then, this dispatch,
disclosing Knox's purpose, fortified by
the fact that he had already collected
arms and that the armory of an inde-
pendent military company had been
taken to Knox's rooms, where they were
afterwards found, puts Knox in the atti-
tude of an insurreetionist, conspirator
and an inciter to revolt.
He was. moreover, hypocrlte, for
while collecting arms. he was loudly pro-
claiming against the use of threats. vio-
lence, intimidation or force of any char
acter. The simple truth is that Knox
was following the instructions of Debs,
whose purpose was to plunge the country
into such turmoil that he might. by
coup d etat seize the reins of Govern
ment.
Debs, Knox & Co.. with their peaceful
protestations and secret warlike prepara-
ton, are off the same bolt of cloth with a
certain Mayor of Western city who
some years ago desired rioting
faction to succeed. With the statute
book in hand he roared. II command
the peace" and STOPPING to the rioters
hissed soto voce, "Giye EN- hell, boys"
The record-union., 1894-07-19
ARMS MORE AccEpTABLE.

The Willows Journal is authority for
the statement that on the 7th of July
Knox, the A. r. q. mediator, tele-
graphed TO party in Willows in these
words:
1--WE need financial assistance. but
armed assistance would be more accept
able"
That was long after the Governor had
ordered OUT State troops; it was before
the Federal troops were called upon; it
was after Knox had been served with an
Injunction issued from the United States
Court; it was after the United States
Marshal had issued his proclamation and
attempted to secure the possession of the
depot, it was after the mob overeame the