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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05

@Gbren6 bas un3tpeifeLbaft benefit, baB
bic friiberen 6elfersbeIfer bes Stein yorter
un6 8roofLbner Sammanp nicbt in benz
WiaBe tpie friiber 9cnetgt iin6, t6re 9aut
3u Wforfte gu tra8en, Iett0em Die Utabt
Der 8oiie nicbt mebr binrei6t, fte Dor BET
8efannti6aft nit Dem 3u3tbaus gu
i6iBen, ibetnt mani audi 3u Der 6offnltng
berecbttgt gu ieir, baB bic orbnungsliebenz
Sen 8itrger beiber Stdbte s1 einem grOBeren
@efibL Ser 8erantmortLi0feit ertpabt finb,
unb baB in Stem Oort bteSmaL Gan1manD
ebenio 3ur 8ernicbtung berbammt 1T, pte
bor einem Sabre Die 8roofLpner Wtalbtne
Surch Bic GrtpGDlung bes 8irgermeiiters
S9ieren 3ertriimmert Dur6e.
9ie 2ebre, welcbe in Stem Oort unb
8rooflbn erthetlt porben lit, loaten AUDI
un1ere Bolttiter beber3igen. DAB AUDI
bier 8etrug perlu9t unb ni6t thinner ettz
bedt tptr6, un6 3tpar bon beiOen uoer allen
Sciten, lit letber un3tpeifelbaft. 1tnb 10
iibertrieben biellei6t oas @el3ret, bas in
BEN gartei3ettunsen barber erboben iptrb,
iein mag = es 1T gut, baB beiOe 9arteten
it9 auf bic Singer paiicn. Sa, es tpare
pieQetbt pini6enStpertb, tpenn altf bic
@ntbeGung unO 1teberfitbrung BON 8ablz
betritgern cine BrGmie geleBt tpirbe. Sic
FIFTEEN mebr S6aoen an, ais ale GoDotes
u16 lonitigen Gaubtbtere bes 9an6eS. 8or
alien 9in9en aber brtnge man auf tire 8e7
ftrofung nd6 Der polen S6tpere oes @ez
febes. 9as 3u3t6aus lit 6as bette 9lbs
16redungsmitteI.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05
GS areust ans 9SmuSerbare.

europa bat Ii6 bisber iiber bas ameri:
faniibe Sbub5oaipitem beSbalb beflagt
neil es gegen piele europdti6e Sobritate Il
bo6e ,3oQl6ranfen erri6tete, baB bieielber
bter5ulanbe fetnen Nbiab finben fnnnten.
SEPT berri6t in europa groBer Subel, neil
QStIion btele 3oui9ranfcn um un9efdbr
% 8rosent niebrtser oema6t Bat. Sin,
ftbtSnoue Guropder aber ftn6 gar nicbI
iebr erbalt bonn Wilion>Garif, ite mabner
sur 3orii9t unb finO Ser Wcinung, BAT
Die amerifanti6s Sn0uitrie 6ur9 BEN Bis:
bergen S9ub i6on 10 frGftig, probutz
lions un6 coufurren3fGbtg 9etporOen lei,
baB Der ieBtge bemofrattl6e 8illpnzSarii
reGatip Elm ebenio bober, tpenlt ni9t
nod b0berer S6uB lei, ols Die Dor eSabreu
beitebenben republifanii9en SarifidBe.
Nn ni9ts fam bies better beLeu1tet
tucrOen, ais TT BET @tienz unb Stablz
branbe.
@or bier Sabrer, alio mod i'm Sabre
1890, purbe 8eiiemerzGr3 in Sbtcago,
@lepelanb unb 8uffalo fir $6-6.50 pet
3onne Oertauft. SEPT erbdtt man baiielbe
@r3 fur $3.50 unb iogar nob biuiser.
8a6renb Der i6Iimmiten Banif i'm
Sabre 1873 brabte 8eliemersG obeilen in
BtttSbur9 $3.50 per Sonne; ieBt itebt
ietn Breis auf II $11.O0. Seit 1890 lift
GuBitabl bon $30.32 auf $15.75 sefaaen,
S3mtebeetien bon $15.78 auf 1915 unb
auoere Sorten in gIett1em Ger6dltniB.
9a es nabesu 3tpei Conner @ra ntmmt,
um cine Sonne &obeilen gu mo9en, 10
lit bic 8reiserniebrisung bauptiGcblicb ouf
Die biQtgen 8reile beS @iienerses uno Der
@DteS 5urud3ufibren unb nur int geringen
OfaBe auf Die Gebuftton Der QObne, tpeIcbe
tn ben leBter @ocben io9ar cine Steigerung
erfubren, benn in Der gan3en Meiabaz
STANCE tpurben bic Nrbettsl0bne bon 1O-15
8ro5ent erb0bt.R
Dem Engineering unb Wintn9 Sour
nal", aIio einem Sa9blatte BON un5uetfelz
batter @Gaubwirbigfeit, entnebmen mir
SoL9enoes.
n@or 6urSein far6en Spei lebr intereI1onte Ser
fdufe Itatt, bic 6elt GinilrB Sei9e11, 1pelGen bic
MteIaba 9tanoe auf BEN Marft pom 8enemerzGiier
arSitbt. Sine QuartitGt pom 8ituabif 8eiIen1er>
@rS 9o. 2, -6lrfidnittlt6 BON 90 Bro5., wurbe in
ben 6afenltdbten am @rie See fitr 81 10 ~perfauft
1nb glet9Setti9 bradte 8ellemtr>9tobetien in benz
ielben Staate $1,000.
Selbit Sn oieien Preiien aber fam it6 Der Sod
ofe1tbetrteb be6ablt nta6elt, Oa 9olnelsptQe @ofe
fir $1.O0 pr. Sonne SIT boben lit uno bic sansen
8rObuttiOnsfoiten n~ieOriser iitO ais Dor eintSen
Sabren."
Die Mfciaba STANCE bat bereits in 6ieient
Sabre ungebeure 0uantttdten BON @r3 alf
ben Warft getpDrfen. Sis gum 1. Sftober
belief iib Der @erianbt auf 1900, 900 Som
men, 845, 900 babon fomen aIetn aus nur
stpet M1inen. Die Qusbeute bat pie folst
5u9enpmmen:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05
GbtemOp4 9cfaNett.

Ser &eidbsfansler Gaprtni bat marz
chen Sebler begangen. Nber i'm @an5en
bat er it6 ais Stakeholder eines 10 grDBen
StaatsmanneS tpte 8ismard DDrtrcffLt9
gemacbt, ob9Iei6 er ni6t gum StoatSmanne
unb Oiplomaten, ionbern gum Solsaten
erSogen murbe. 90 Elm preuBil3er 0enc@
ralitdbLer if beinabe gu Qlem Derlpenobar.
Die 2(rt, tpie Gaprtot nus Ieinem boben
9lrtte ibeibet, 9ereibt ibm 3ur 9r0Bten
@Dre. ST gebt, neil er it9 ni9t gu freis
beitStpt6rt9en W%aBregeln bergcben mtu. @r
lit alio fetnesnegS Der bLin6e &nebt beS
taiierIiden @ilenS.
SIN bet @ei6icbte 9eutiblanbs miro ct
cine %ebrenpoae Steaung einnebmen ais etn
Wtann, Der in BET stpeitbO6iten Steaung
i'm 3teide itets baS @ute getpOut, manb'
@utes noIbra6t unb bic 8olfSfreibeit
meDr geliebt bat ais bic Wfacbt.
Setn gtabfolger s o6enIoDe brinet
in bas Nmt retbe ftadtSmGnnii9e @rfab7
rung nit. 9tele bdt ct it'd namentli6 aIS
f%reiitnniger oeutibgeitnnter baprii9er Wiz
niiter, ais beutider @eianbter in Baris
unb ais StattbaLter Der Gei95lanbe er>
porben. Grob ieines 2iberalismuS
ltrauDte ltcn 0Def 0oDelllDDe III Den leBtell
Sabren se9en bic 9tufbebung bridenber
Nusnabme9ciebe in Sen Hei65lanben. Ser
alte 6err tpir6 baber ettpaigen taiierLiben
&eaftiOnSgeLIiten i9perlib nit Der 8eitigz
felt ent9e9entretcn, tpelbe Gapriut 3ulebt
nod betpteien bat. Oils So3ialiftenbez
fGmpfer bate 6obenLobe audi teinen @r=
fOIg. Sing bod unter ibm iogar StraBz
burg an bic So3taliiten unO an ibren 8ebel
DerlDre11.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05

foiten sinsen, un6 oaB man6' cine 8ablz
i6labt burb bte 3ubauie9ebliebenen perz
loren gegangen lei. @tr neigen uns I'M
bciien Ser Q(nii9t 81, baB in ben lebten
Sabren irtebr %2obudrbeites 3u 6auie
geblieben itnb, als iogenannte bo9reipcce
table 8lr9er, uno baB oaour6 me6r ais
cine bemofratti9e Gampagne D%erloret girg.
9te unsebeure Hesiltrirung in Der l., TO-,
To-, Is. unb 30. unb anOeren Wdr6s
beutet all, baB 6iesmal ein Goturn, bas iidb
1tt6t I'm Sic Ganbioaten, aber un MaBz
nabmen fiintmert, an benz 6antpF %interels
iirt lit. Sci Der NuSfau, ipte ct pole, Die
Polititer beiOer garteien Deroen pobl
tDun, Die 2ebre, Die ibnen am nGAlten
Oienitog ertbeilt tper6en tpirb, 81 beber3ts
gen, unb ii6 Die Gbatiahe binter'S Sbr gu
i6reiber, oaB ba8 @oLf, bic Wtaiien, bor
alien Oingen beriifli9ttgt tperben muB,
unb 6aB Die 8eruf5pollttfer unb 8arteiz
maid6iniiten nt6t benz 8eIfe ms @eii6t
ibla9en unb eripartcn %f0nnen, baB es li9
BON ibuen NQeS s%efallen ldBt.
9aS gilt fir beibe Barteien, unb penn
bic nGbite @abG Elm 9roBes 8opuliitcns
gotum e~r3iell, 10 pirb itb Oaraus fur beibe
bic 2ebre erge6rn, baB ite, I'm on Der
6erri9aft su b[eiben, baS Snterele Der
W1aiien Dor alien 9ingen unO gu alien
j3eiten suerit ms @uge faiien milien.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05

Stan0e, ben MuSfdu nit etnem g~etpillen
Graoe bon 3uperit6t 3u bere9nen. Q8as
ipecten ben &f SpiSden 9emofroten
uno Gepubltfanern in Sainots %betrifft, 10
fam aud Der l1nerfabrenerc iagen, boB Bic
IuSii6ten Der ~eriteren jebt bieI better ltebcn,
ais al leinem 8egtnne, ipds mobl bauptz
idblih Der auS9e5ei9ncten 8erfebtun9
t1rer Blatform Ourcb ben 8unoeSiendturz
Gatotoalen TralfLtn WcSeasb Su Derbanz
fen lit. 9lber oh fie besbaLb NuSltbt euf
ben Steg baben, 1T Bic 9roBe Srage. Mie
uielc ibrer bisberiaen 2lnbGnger Dur6 Die
9offnung auf Before Better pie6er ser Ge>
publtfanern ODER gar ben YDpulilten in Die
Grmc 9etrieben Dcr6en, bas lit ebenio
O0uig unbercbenbar, tpie bet 4bbrudb,
tpelder oer etnet Ooer anaern Bartet Our6
tbre notortib i4ie6ten Ganoloaten 9eicbe;
ben fann.
l1eberbaupt tpie tpGrc es mogli1, etnen
riiberen 2lnbalt fir eine 8orauSiage iiber
ben IuSfaa ber Babl 3u setpinnen, tpenn
Die Sllbrer bet Barteten uttcr lt6 unetnS
Itno, penn Elm Nltgelb na6 elmer anoeren
Seite aieGt, pie ein Mc8eagb, Elm Wc&tnz
LeD nacb elmer anberen, pie Elm Geeb, ipenn
iiberau iib mebr oils ie Die Str0mungen
inncrbalb BET Barteten bon chamber entz
~fernen, itatt 5u etnem grOBen ma6tigen
Strome 5u1an1nen3uflieBen. @inerlei mas
aus 6em allgemeinen Chaos am 0ienita9
it9 entpideln tutrb, es ntrO better lein
uno ertrd9lt6er, ais Der jeBt9e 3uftalb Der
ablOLuteE SiniterniB in Betreff Der 3uz
funft.
9aS @n6e beS 8ablfampfes tann beSs
bolb nur nit Dem @efi6l ser Grleiehterlns
be9riiBt 1perben. 3nar tpirb ber 3eitungsz
Ieler nod stpei Sage lang bas 3otbgetperfe
bet Bartei5eitun9en in ben Saul nebnen
miliien, fats ct iol6e bGlt, aber mas er
lett Wtonaten ertra8en bat, ptro er au6
nod 5pei tpeitere Sage ertragen f0nnen.
Winft ibm bo3 ais 8elobnung fir auSges
i%torbene 9eiben AM 0ienitag Die NuSii6t,
nit mebr 'ober peni9er jun9en unb alien,
i60nen unb bGBliben @ertretertnnen beS
5arteren @el6lebtS gemetniam at ben
Stimmfaiten 5u 9eben, beren vpere6elnber
@tnf1uB" auf bic 6iibrun9 Der @abL tbnen
boffentli6 in DoQerem O1aBe gum 8etpuBt@
iein 9efommen lit, ais benz 8eobadter,
benz cS porfommen min, ais babe Der
&f gerabe 10 bel Geitant Derbreitet,
pie imrner!
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05

Die gerurtbeilung bes Sob Mfe6ane
bon GoneD SSlanb lnb ieincr t6elferSz
belfer, iomie elmer 9ln3aDl anberer @ablbez
trigger aus Der StaSt ytep Oort, uno tore
Giniperrung i'm 3u6tbauie bat cine aus
ge5el6nete Wirfung 8ebabt. Sic bat einen
betliamen S9reden in bic 9teiben Der
8aDIfdIi9er i'm Staate Seem yOrf 9es
tragen.
Sen 8etpeis Giefert Sic biestGbrigc &es
gtitrirung. Sn Sobn Wc&ane'S 8esirf lit
Die &e9iitrirung btnter Der Dor 3tpei
Sabren UNI poue 4179 Stimmen surildgez
b%lieben, I'M 3~tpeiten Netp gorter 8estrf, in
tpelbem Der beri6ttgte BabOD 9iDUer
berri6t, bon bellen frii6eren 6elfersDelfern
mebrere ii9 in Stns~Sins binter SbIoB
unb &tegel 6eftnbcn, Bat Die Gegiftrirung
INN lber 1000 abgenommen; in etrem an
beren aupt1Tamman0>Se3ir in Der unz
teren Stabt, benz ~eriten, UNI 100. SIN
@an5cn tDeiit ser bauptid6lt9 bon Som7
manD beberr13te 8e3trt in gteiu Worf, Der
iiiblicb bon Der %. StraBe belesene, cine
Qbnabme BON 11,324 regiitrtrten Stimmen
ouf unb bie 6ieiefbe ungefd6r au88Isi9cnbc
3unaDme lit in ben oberbalb Der %. Str.
9elegenen, BON Der BEN Scrfl6run9stinlten
TammanD's ni6t 10 leibt su9Gnglt6en
8eD0Lterulg bemobnten MarbS. @bcnlo
bat in 8rootIpn bic &e9iltrtrung in ben
tpiLben @arb5 nm 1926 abb, in ben oroents
li6eren um 1919 ~3u9enommet.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05
BaIS az Cube.
3. sc e m b e

Ser 8abGfampf lift balo gu Gnbe, 3. +.
0as, ipas man ben @abltampf nenrtt, bas
5eoeturnter iOpobL, pie Bic 0rabt3teberet
Oas &otD9eperfe bic 8etrugsperlube
II. !. ~. Die eigentliAe 8abli9ladbt 1T
am 0tenita9, 1nb ant Wittpo9 pir6 man
Die Sobten b~egraben f0nnen.
Nen bieles S6idioL trifft, GGBt fid nit
@etp Bbett tl9t porausiagen, tpeber inn Qns
gemetlen, no6 ipecieu bier in Chicago.
Salt uberau i'm 9anoe ipicLen in BEN
Na3ltampt Sragen unb Nni9aullngen
BON 1ttcbt 81 bere9nen6cr Srasmette binetn.
Setn nob 10 geriebener golttifer 1T i'm
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05

suseben I'M 8esriff ite6e, Cit SO6n ent
lprolien ietn iper6e.
Stab Naert, tpas man bon Ntcolaus II.
9eb0rt bat, tptrb CT trob a1er fransDitiben
Srie6ereien unb 6lennereien in Der 9tn7
~ncigun8 gu Tranfreicb nibt tpeiter geben,
ais ietn frtebfertiger Batter, ia faum 10
tpeit. st Bat ieine 3uneigunS 3u 9euti9z
Lamb uno England nte perborgen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-11-05
80 SO c It E n"|.

ctfes: eds oft-mofbinstOn=@tr. unb 8ift9 wO.nn
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-11-22
Tho Country Momnn,s Hair.

As a general thing women living in
the country have more beautiful hair
than those living in town, bit they do
not arrange it to any advantage, IN
this, too, they are very conservative,
and never think of such a thing as even
irving to follow the fashions afar off.
They brush the hair back tightly from
the face with brush dipped repeatedly
in water, and twist it into compact
knot at the back of the head, just as
their mothers did before them, if they
ever curl it at all the curling is apt t9
be done over heated pipestem or but
ton-hoolz, so that the most unbecoming
and unnatural kind of linkiness is the
result. Like Pleasant Riderhood, they
never seem able to enter upon any do
nestle undertaking without first twist
ing the hair into knots and tightly
winding it with both hands, while in
the hurry of the operation they carry
their backcombs in their mouths" BY
taking a little care Of the hair and
studying becoming ways of dressing it,
ten years, at least, would be taken
from the apparent age of the farmers
wife.-Ladies' Home Journal
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-11-22
HOME HINTS.
Little Contrlvances for Household Adorn-
ment.

Little Contrlvances for Household AdOrn-
ment.
The dressing table is now adorned
with collections of scent bottles, and
the bellies popularity Is judged by the
length of the line of these dainty access
series for the boudoir. Some of them
are tipped with gold, others are stud
ded with jewels, and many-in fact the
majority-are of handsome silver fin
ish. The cut glass is combined with
the silver and gold, and the effect of
the highly polished bottles on the
dressing table is pretty,
The old fashioned candle stick isnow
used at the couAtry houses of the smart
set and the fashion is to have quaint
ly carved table at the top of the wind
ing staircase. On this are placed the
candlesticks with candles in them, and
the guest retires she selects her candle,
lights it and wends her way to her bed
room in the picturesque old fashioned
way of our great grandmothers. This
fashion has given the dealers an OPP
portunity to make up some extremely
odd and pretty candlesticlys and the
Japanese shops abound with them.
Several of these holders are made in
Japanese ware in the shape of a fish
or dragon.
The newest fad in the boudoir or the
library is the low stool ornamented by
cushion of silk or tapestry, No room
seems complete without them and they
are placed by the side of the room fire
place. IT comes in bamboo and fancy
woods and the cushions are sometimes
embroidered with motto or they are
plain, In the white and gold rooms
these dainty stools are enameled and
the cushion is Of deep shade Of yell
low.-N, Y. Recorder,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-11-22
INSECT VISION.
The PrOba ilities as to What They Can
See " it'll Their Strange Eyes.

The PrObal ilities as to What They Can
See " it'll Their Strange Eyes.
Two theories of insect vision are ex-
tant-the older one that each lens
forms separate eye, and the more re-
cent one that insects see as in a mo-
sale, each lens forming part OF the
total picture, The old view is sup
ported by the experiment of placing a
thin slice Of an eye under the micro
scope, when the image of any object
reflected from the mirror is seen to be
transmitted through each of the hex
agonal lenses. A rough model of an
insects eye may be made by taking
glass shade OF the form Of half
sphere, say about sixteen inches in dl-
ameter. Place the eye at the center OF
the globe and paint on its surface the
picture of the outer world as seen
through it. If this painting be divided
into squares by lines scratched at in
tervals of one-eighth inch, there will
be twenty-five thousand six hundred OF
them, and the proportions are roughly
those found in the eye of dragon fly.
If now, INSTEAD of the details OF the
picture on each square, dab OF color
be placed upon it corresponding to the
general tone, the effect of the whole
will pretty nearly agree with that OF
the original painting. It Is probably
this indistinct vision that insects ac-
tuallv possess. automatically it may
be shown that to obtain anything like
such perfect vision as human beings
enjoy an eye constructed on the COM
pound type would have to be of most
impracticable size. In our eyes the
rays of light passing through single
lens form an image on the concave
retina. The retina is built up OF the
sensitive examinations Of the optic
nerve, forming a kind Of tasselated
pavement with thirty-six million
squares to the square inch. If our lens
were of perfect shape, and the pupil
wide enough, the size of things which
might be seen as distinct objects would
be limited by the distance of the nerve
endings in the retipa from one anoth-
er. In order that two points may ap,
pear separate to the eye they must sub,
tend an angle Of about one minute OF
arc; that is, for instance, that fine lines
ruled one-twentieth Of an inch apart
can be made out to be separate at dis
lance of four yards. Beyond this the
whole surface has uniform gray tint.
Calculations clearly show that in
sects can not see nearly as well as this,
and their behavior to distant objects
favors this opinion, But their eyes
have this advantage, namely, that
there is practically no limit to the
nearness Of objects they can examine,
The details of their own antenn@ prob
ably appear palmer to themselves thar
to us, but objects at the distance of
foot appear to them with about the
same minuteness of detail as would be
attained if they were made of rather
coarse wool work Beyond this the
shades of light and dark are evident t.
them, but outlines must be blurred ant
lost.-North British Advertiser.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-11-22
MIXED A WHOLE COW,
In This Fashion Peevish Husband Cut
His Blowing Wife.


His Blowing Wife.
Alta pleasant home in Covington the
other evening happy company were
gathered. HE host Rnd hostess had
Just returned from a trap 40 MaGkinac,
and the young wife was relating to heF
guests some of the incidents of the
journey.
"Oh, learned so many things while
we were gone" she said, and her pref
ty face was lighted with the most boz
coming animation as she went on
breathlessly.
1--WE stopped one day at the state i'm
stitution of the deaf and dumb in Michi-
gan, and what do you think the stew
ard told us? Why, he said they sift a
barrel of flour for every meal there"
"a baFrel Of four" said a young lady
who was listening.
"Yes," said the hostess triuImpphnt-
ly, "for every meal. And how many
potatoes do you suppose they peel for
dinner? Guess?"
Nobody dared.
"Ten bushels Just think of it! And
they use three barrels of cabbage, and
when they have watermelon it takes
Just two hundred and sixty to go
round, But listen, That isn't AL.
They seed one hundred and sew
enty-fve pounds Of raisins for
the Sunday cake, and they put
twenty-one bushels Of apples in the
pies. Don't they, Harry?"
Harry was the husband and the COM
paniog in this remarkable voyage of
discovery. He turned to his wife fond
ly and then drawled opt the meanest
speech of his married life:
'fYes, my dear. Not only that, but
they milk one whole cow every day.
Cincinnati Tribune.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-11-22

Never cut or trim the eyebrows
Their beauty includes delicacy-dell-
cacy in curve, width and texture,
Trimming destroys this by causing
them to grow coarse, stiff and wild"
To get the well-defned, narrow arch
many beauties pinch the eyebrows at
ter amounting them with oil, to make
the hair glossy. A stray wiry or gray
hair may be removed with tweezers,
but should never be cut On the other
hand eye-Iashes are cultivated by clip
ping them once q year. Hairdressers
call it topping" them and the term is
pertinent, Only the irregular tip ends
should be cut, and this can only be
done by another. Cutting the lashes
weakens the eyes, remember that
N, Y. World.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-11-22
COOKERY AND POLITICS.
They Made Queor Mess OF 1t In 'Chis
Happy Suburban Home

They Made Queer Mess of 1t In 'Chis
Happy Suburban Home.
They liked living in the suburbs, o
80 much better than in town; the rail-
road ride was really beneficial to
health, and had they not gathered
three roses from the bush in the front
ward last summer? Still, there was ,
serpent in their Eden and this SCRIP mt
was the hired girl-or the lack OF her.
So when the new one proved 10 he a
treasure life indeed put on rosv hue
to the young Flutterleys,
One evening, howeyP r on coming
home Mr. Flutterley saw tinv crease
on his wife's brow Which even the per-
lection OF the soup failed to drive
away
Isis the cooll-?' he faltered after
the roast o sight to tempt an anchor
lite, had been brought in.
20, no; she seems quite satisfied, re-
piled his wife in tepid tone; but,
Chesterfield, don't you think that in
time | might learn to cook as well as
she does?"
For your second husband perhaps,
my dear; really don't believe that l
could survive much more experiment.
ing"
80, Chesterfield, how can you!'
"Only a joke, my love, a mere joke.
Still, think that | would be willing to
! put the cooks young man up at my
club, to allow her weekly reception
days-anything to retain her services.
But how about your political work?
Does Mrs. Van Smith still talk Of bolt
ing the ticket?"
Yves, indeed; she says that her con-
science will not allow her to vote for a
, woman who wears such atrocious bon
pets as our candidate does. STILL
hope we have mended matters by put
ting her on the reception committee at
our five o'clock tea rally"
~ should hope so, indeed
Eyes. O, how glad am that woman
is no longer the poor downtrodden
creature she has ever BEEN
"Humph Have you been out on
your bicycle to-day?"
ltSi anu ", NllcHtcIuclIl' ~ llOll ~
man made such remarks concerning
my boomers! However, just passed
him by in silent scorn. The time has
gone by when woman will be dictated
to and terrorized out of doing what She
knows to be right
"Well, we'll! And so the members Of
your ward club intend to ride up to the
polls in boomers to cast their votes?
Eyes. viii it not be splendid VIC
tory for the advancement of woman
and the casting off of Old shackles? o,
Chesterfield, what shall | do if l have
to give it all up?'
"Give it up? Why, don't object
"HumphI | should think not; but
cook! She--she is prohibition ward
worker, and Q, Chesterfield, She says
that she will never cook another beef
steak in this house unless vote for
her candidatem-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1894-11-22

The specialized lassie from Boston
had taken a country school in the
southwest, and about two or three
weeks after she had begun teaching
one of the trustees visited the school,
well, how are you getting aloRgP"
he asked. =.
Very nicely now, I thank you"
she replied, but it was very hard at
first"
us that SOP"
sob, yes; you see, in the beginning 1
tried moral suasion as coercive meas
ure, but failing in that resorted to a
tangible fundamentally"
"A what9" gasped the absent-minded
trustee.
"a tangible instrumentalitv" ann
repeated sweetly; "a r.. .,yr, s,ont, hicE,
ofy switch, aUn't sou know detroit
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