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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1894-07-25

Ladies' whose systems are poisoned
and whose blood Is in an impure condi-
tion, due to menstrual irregularities,
are peculiarly benefited by the WON
derful tonic and blood cleansing prop
Root and Potassium.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
AIOTN E1IQCETTE " TRYING-' ANN

From The st. Louis Globe democrat.
There is very peculiar custom among the Sioux
Indians, said Emanuel French OF Bismarck y.
D., who the Linde yesterday. The
Indians take kindly to European cooking utensils
and aids TO comfort. aEd ii il quite common for
exploring or picnic party to trade off kettles frying
pans and the like for skins or curiosities. cook
ing utens thus acquired becomes practically the
common property OF the tribe. the general under
standing, however. that whoever borrOws II shall
pay for its use b. leaving I'm il portion Of the
food cooked AS the Indians seldom waste any time
in washing or cleaning eating or cooking vessels.
this practice has some cOnVcDiences from a red
mans point of view ana often q saucepan is
turned with quite large quantity Of meat or
potatoes cinging TO the bottom and perhaps cover
ine up some Of the remains of preceding and "il-
trey different PREPARATION II Is not long since
that exploring party was out with lost its
Kettle which had evidently ioed out OF the wagon
on the bad road After considerable hesitation one
was borrowed from a friendly squaw. and. after
water had been boiled in il three four times and
II had been well secured out with sand II answered
It's purpose admirably. When We were through with
the kettle thoroughly cleaned n and returned It
and Il not until an Indian guide explained the
custom that understood thu look Of supreme
contempt which came over the red lady's face
when on looking into the inside OF the kettle she
saw that 1t contained no relic whatever OF our
evening feast.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
EOSINl VOKES'S HITNfED HOTSE.
From The Boston Transcript.

From The Boston Transcript.
In eyery,day talk Kosna was altogether and
lights. the same big. honest eyes. tn" same drnly
siaccato speech; ia. same tossing Of that fuzzy
name OF shining hair, AMI the matter of her speech
quite favorsomc any lines her play
wrghis ever set down for her speaking. Il Is a
pity she told. across the foouights. for all
The world to hear TIE story she once toid TO a
turned 10 London from provincial tour. and, in
tending TO remain for the season decided 10 hire
a house In preference 10 taking lodgings They
In an eminently agreeable nelghborhood at a phe-
SON 4 particularly shocking murder had been
committed In the house a few years before. and
since then It had stood untenanted; rs cyl reputa-
ton intensfyng with every night its dark windows
goomed upon the else cheerful street.
but II lovely, comfortable house." said
Rosna, "and we didn't mind its story bit; in
fact we thought 1t rather distinguished Than other
often. IN Ghrism9S P1ntomlmes to holi 'em IN
black beetle ever crossed our paths. In that ma
able three months our happy go-lucky family never
spent The neighbors gave the house bad name
an accessory after the fact. MY dears never shall
butcher with plea for chops. Send them to No.
2i3 street street Piped ehesrily The butcher turned
cred at me over II: Three forty-three. you said.
mum mum he EasPel: Man Allyc, yea! said l. W.
need chops! Well. the long and short OF 1t was
high monday and then the e buchers Soy haa at n
way OF firing up the things from the bottom of the
steps-dldn't want 10 come within grabbing distance
OF the door apparently; that was hard on the pro-
visions. especially the eggs. No milkman would
deliver mix In the gray Of the mornng-nOt hei
We had subsequently, TO bring It home in a can.
When the wa!er-pipes burst we had to stop em up
with our stockings. while the boys secured London
for plumber rash enough TO cross our fated
threshold We lived Ike Robinson Crusoes on a
densely populated Island 1t was borne I'm upon us
last that It was pity so much wholesome terror
should go to waste; so the last few days OF our
stay there we took 10 burning blue lights at mid
night. In the area window and emitting hollow
groans from the front cellar. fancy our landlord
We never inquired" ' ~ N'"N"N"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
GENERAL EARLrS PLiN.


Correspondence OF The Springfield Republican
The death of Jubal \. Early recalls a not very
reverent but nevertheless laughable story OF him.
When during the Early was In the Shenandoah
Valley aud before Sheridan thrashed his buckwhea
for him, he was Sunday attending a village
church. The minister inclined 10 make the oc-
casion patriotic II not heroic. BEFORE him were uni
forms that told OF delitv 10 be secession cause and
Inspired large hopes OF its triumph the preacher
raised the dead. and with animation went over the
dongs Of Washington. Sumter Marion Jackson;
then since he must halt somewhere. when he
thought he had stirred his hearers TO high pitch
OF admiration, he said: Now. II had all these
honored men among US to-day. what would you do ?''
Jubal piped out with his high-pitched voice. I'D
conscrpt every one Of EN-" The rest OF
the service was not described In the tale.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
- nrcopn
TIMOTHY Dyes RAKE RECORD
no Lewiston Journal

From The Lewiston Journal -.
rare record Is boosted by Mr.. Timothy Dyer. a "
vtnai Haven Me- who is In his ninety -hrst year.
I-ntIi he was eighteen years old he never woIs VIZ.
shoe. He has never ridden on car ana oa tavern
on n steamboat: ne has never entered 'a' "a
never auarreiled with any one, and paro. . been
never shaved him. And yet his life has no. the
old fellow pulled In, unaided, haIiput wee"'"s
three times as much ~ he does.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
TIE COFFEE WAS FORTHCOMryG.

From The Chicago Inter ocean.
Lady. could you give poor man a cup Of
coffee"
Mrs. Nuwife-No. breakfast is all over.
"Well. IN say this. that I've trampe1 for two
years. and it's the first place that I've smcllcd
genuine. lrst-class coffee yet"
Never mind your feet they don't look muddy
Just SIT down here at the table. DO you take
and sugar?'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
Az ORSCTRE TION.

From The Chicago Inter Ocean.
"Catchon is struggling with very heavy prob
lem"
Snapp-What is it?
Hes trying to figure out whether he's mem
Der OF the 400"
Snapp-Well. can't he?
NO. ne doesn't know whether it should be worked
by addition or subtraction.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
AN EVA MILE TO FOLLOW.
From The Pttsburg Chronlcle-Telegraph

From The Pittsburg ChronlcleTelegraph
"Henrv,'
Yes Your Exceency."
Il that the English House Of Commons has
voted 10 abolish the House OF Lords"
Yes. Mr. President"
81 have idea. Henry"
Yes SIR
IN have the House OF Representatives pass a
resolution abolishing the Senate"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
MMasesv AasGxo<

All leading teachers Of cook
erv and writer's on Domestic
Science use and recommend
Clcvcland's Baking Powder.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25
1O1 5TH AVE.

uaka .ie,atorD where applications or" mo, .
,I.. ~ t,ir o.. , i.rel poe 4 Tf lMll
VENUS TINT a rio-, drllra'e and natural r'us' '''
lMrrRiAL HAIR REMOVER ros' harmless @''
''@', Iyf. 'rttiY!E' ~ BRANCH OFFICES ~ \
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
FRESH CURRENcIES.

STERLIzED milk is becoming a popu-
lar hot-weather drink in New York
city.
THE gripmen on tho Broadway cable
road of New York ore paid forty cents
a trip.
A CAMBRIDGE Cfass) court has de-
cided that the delivery of ice cream on
Sunday is a work of necessity and a
charity.
DEER hunt, with Il comicnl terminal
ton, was lately witnessed in Meath,
Ireland. The game, being holly pressed,
plunged into the sea and swan to an
island q mile distant.
" 'STEAM-HEATED,' as it appears on the
signs of fats and buildings of one sort
or another" said a citizen, ''seems just
now almost a superhuity; butt will be
all right next winter"
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
Taking Down . Noble.

Not long since a certain noble peer
in Yorkshire who is fond Of boasting
of his Norman descent thus addressed
one of his tenants, who, he though.
was not speaking to him with proper
respect:
do you know that my ancestors
came over with William the Con-
guerrero
"And mayhap," replied the noble
Saxon, nothing dauntcd, 'sthey found
mine here vlaen they carne.''
The noble felG he had the worst Of it.
Spare Moments.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
HUMOROUS.

-Tim-''What kind of a neclxtie Is
that. Bill-a four-in-hand?' Bill-'sNo,
a second-hand."- South Boston News.
-"Jobson has gotten place on the
police force.' ''How did he convince
the authorities that he was fitted for
such a Position?' ''Oh, they had proof
that he walks in his sleep."-Judge.
-''What's that noise?' asked Willie,
as the owls began to boot. Its :.
HOWL said his English nurse. ''Poh!''
cried Willie. II know that, but what
is it that's howling?:'-Harper's Bazaar.
To Us in Dreams
What is it speaks to us in dreams:
Is it a voice from Evermore?
Or is it something that we ate
The night before?
Detroit Free Press.
-Harmony.-Cho Greene-''What
funny cigawettes; why, they're ma de
with bwown paper!'' Chappie Clinton
"Yaas; I got them made to order to
match my wusset shoes. "-Brookly n
Eagle.
-Bourd to Kick.--He-"Maria, this
millinery bill is very large She
why, George! was afraid you would
say that; SO got Madame Sticlzem to
use the smallest piece of paper possible.
But it is always the way with you.
You're bound to find fault anyway
Boston Transcript.
you haven't changed much - he
observed, as he lighted a fresh cigar,
''since last I saw you" NO (she
shaded her eyes from the glaring sun
light with her gloved hanG) s'onIy one
husband." Although they We're old
schoolmates, conversation seemed to
lag.-Detroit Tribune.
"A Last Observation-Disclosures don't
know what to do about my little boy
l have been feeding him on all the new
patent health foods I could hear Of
and he1gets thinner and thinner every
day Doctor-''H'm! Desperate casc-
require desperate remedies. Try him
on meat and Pota toes. Puck.
Fond Mamma (oracularly)-"Eve
given name has some particular mean
ing, or ought to have. Charles sipni-
hes king]y; Harry, the noble; Frank
let's see-what does Frank mean?
Lovely Daughter (starting out of
erie)-s'Er-Franlk? Oh, he means
business; he told me so last night. -
Buffalo Courier.
Who He NIistress-.Lena. I
heard a man kissing you in the hall
last night" Servant-s'Yes, num-
Mistress-''Well. I want to know who
that man wasp Servant somewhat
embarrassed)-t'Ex me-ah-but-
all think-it was" Mistress
''Who was hep Servant-ssIe was
my brother.'-Texas Sifi-
ings.
No Risks Taken.-Her lip quivered
and her breath came in labored gasps,
but she did not speak. ''Do you not
love me?" he anxiously demanded, seiz-
ing her shrinking hand. II don't,
know" she faltered. Gently he in
simulated his arm about her. ssDarline,'
he nurmured, would you like to have.
me ask you mamma frst?'' With a sud-
den Cry of terror she grasped his arm
''No, no, no!' She shrieled, convulsive-
ly. ''She is n widow; I want you my
self" She chung to him until no
solemnly promised that he would say
nothing to the old lady at present.
Detroit Tribune.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

A story is told in central Maine of a
young woman who distanccd pater-
familias, so to speak, in a matter of
parental authority: ''Now, Mary
Jane,'' said the stern parent, II will
consent to your going to the dance at
the Corner tonight only under one
condition" t'What is that?" asked
Mary Jane, meel>ly, her eyelids droop-
ing patheticnlly. ut isl said the
father, ''that you won't let that young
scapegrace, -, br;og you home"
It'll promise" said the maid, and she
went TO the dance
Scene next morning: II thought you
promised me not to let that fellow
bring you hcme?" said the angry par
emit, with fire heshing from his eyes.
'ssHe didn'5 bring me home,'' said Mary
Jane, archly. But he came home with
you, for I saw him. Eyes. but he
didn't bring me. told him what had
promised, SO we walked home and he
led the horse. journal.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
PERsoMAL AND LiTERARY.


According to Librarian Hosmer Of
Minneapolis the public library of that
city, at the present rate Of increase,
will within q short time be second or
first in the United States in the num-
Der Of books circulated.
Andrew Carnegie will return to
Pittsburgh in the fall to arrange for the
formal opening of the library which he
is to give to his fellow-citizens. From
all accounts, the institution promises
to be worthy it's great purpose and At
to do its donor honor. The buildings
capacity will be ESQ, 900 volumes.
-Guidde's Book ''Caligula,'' which is
has had q wonderful sale in Germany.
Over one hundred and fifty thousand
copies have been sold already and
three printing establishments are kept
busy supplying the demand. The
work is now in it's twenty-fourth edi-
ton.
"A portrait of the late duke of Clar-
ence, painted by Mr.. Alfred A. Poore,
the artist, is to be presented to the
duke and duchess of York as q we'd
ding gift from the officers of the Tenth
Hussars. The portrait represents the
late duke in the magnificent uniform
of that regiment, and is admirably exc
cuted.
Mark Twain says there are three
1. To tell him you have read one of his
books. 2. To tell him you have read
all of his books. 3. To ask him to let
you read the manuscript of his forth
coming book. No. 1 admits you to his
respect. No. 2 admits you to his adj
miration. No. carries you clear into
his heart.
Lord Chief Justice Coleridge had in
his possession an exceedingly interest
ing collection of letters of Coleridge.
Wordsworth and Southey, which had
been addressed to his father, Sir John
T. Coleridge. The letters cover nearly
the whole of the poets career, and be-
gin with the appeal to buy his dis
charge from the army.
Thomas Mast, the caricaturist, for
merly with Harper's Weekly, and now
in London on the Pail Mall Gazette,
spent much of the past winter paint
ing. His early ambition was to be an
historical painter before his great sue
cess as cartoonist made him give up
:he brush for the pencil. He has now
returned to his old love, and has re-
Gently finished two large pictures of
events in the late war.
Much regret is felt in Spain at the
death at Madrid of Don +. Madrazo,
>ne of the most gifted artists of Spain.
He had reached the Biblical limit in
age. Among his most famous pictures
are Godfrey of Bouillon Proclaimed
King of Jerusalem" painted in 1889:
Marie Christine as Nun at the Bed
of Ferdinand VII.,'' ''Women at the
Sepulchre of Christ" and many por-
traits of Spanish aristocrats.
Queen Victoria presented the duch-
ess of York with two cradles for her
baby. One is of whitewood, and is the
same bassinet as originally held the
Empress Frederick of Germany. 1t has
an inscription in silver letters to that
effect, and also that the queen gave it
to the duchess of York in 1894. 1t is
fitted up with white satin and Honiton
lace. The other cradle is made of ma
hogany with a rich gilt inlay, and is
upholstered in pale blue brocade. Both
are furnished with sheets of Irish lawn
edged with lace, and blankets as light
as ciderdown, composed of Pyrenean
wood.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

Is the Individual who after a long siege finds
himself liberated from the close blockade Of
the enemy. constipation. Many persons Of
bilious habit are troubled with construction
OF the bowels. They always find relief, and
that speedily, without gripping or trouble of
any sort, from Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
remedy also for ms aria, dyspeptic, rheu.
matte or kidney affections.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
Modern Servantgalism.

H0defh Sefrant9af1sun'
Applicant shall expect twenty dol
lars a month, mum. in advance, an all
the comforts of home, meals wild de
family, the use ov the piano, an the
family docthor, an I want to go out
livery awning. Now, mum, how ABBOTT
your Recommendations Strings.
Too Risky.
Coral expect Mr.. Merritt this even
Ing, so don't hide any Of your fire.
works in the parlor.
Little Jo1nnie-I guess not. You two
spark so much, you'd be sure to set
them off.-Truth.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

Hubby during the tiff suppose
now that you will be going home to
your mother in the morning?
Wife-I iust wont. ! nave tried
that, and ii doesn't seem 10 do any
good. 1 am going to bring mother
here this tine.-Fearson's.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

Commends to public approval the California
liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs. It
is pleasant to the taste and by acting gently
on the kidneys. liver and bowels to cleanse
the system effectually, it promotes the
health and comfort of all who use it. and
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

WHENEVER there is any doubt about
dogs sanity, an ounce of lead is worth
pound OF cure.-TammanyT Times.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price 75c.

HE-..f should propose to you ,vha,
would be the outcomes'' She-stIt would
depend entirely on the income,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

A WOMAN more easily forgets man whom
she has loved for years than one whom she
has hated for an hour.-Truth-
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

LETTER carriers may be seen collecting
letters at midnight, but this doesn't explail
why some late males don't arrive till nca
IN orning Times.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

WHAT is the difference between q Swiss
mountaineer and dandruffa Ono scales the
Alps and the other ails tho scalps
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

A FAIR lady becomes still fairer by usin
Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hilps Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

A FAT man though not blind is compclle;
to feel his weigh.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

Tue difference between IN epicure and az
anarchist lis that ones q mighty diner and
the others q dynaniter.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

odd YOU invite Susie to come and see
yous" Flossie-'.Yes: told her she must
come over and stay all night some day,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

MAN may be partially known by the COM
pany he keeps; but not wholly 50 until said
company has married him and sumlnered
and Wintere0 with him.-PuCk.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

TWIN brothers may be eccentric, but the,
are never odd.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

THE young man who has no aim in lif
will sooner or later fall into the ditch
Rams Horn.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

THE most distant relatives are not always
those who 1.-Two farthest aw:ty.-Phiadelphi
Record
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
SURPRISE,

Be careful how you go abroad in rairnen
that is new,
Because a sudden little shower may get the
drop on you.-Truth.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

DRowNINa men catch at stra>vs. but the
do not grasp thorn with tho avidity OF me
who are trying to drown sorroyvs.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

If matches arc made in heaven, let us hope
some of our puEuliSts will get there, s,ii6
soon. They seem unable to make them here
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

A FUGITIVE embezzler from Cologne is
reported as on his way to this country.
The detectives are understood to be on the
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
ia mics Safety Assured.

Distracted Mother-O, joint John
Come quick! Janie's fallen in the well
Farmer Tfghtphist--Great Scott II
set him out. It's the only good vel
GA the p.ase.-~phseago Tslhune.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

With wet feet. ~
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

"Waddles," remarked Dismal Tod
der, tearfully, II have worked the dis
trict between Chicago and Feory for
thirteen years, and thought I'd seed
all kinds O. nerve, but L hope to be
caught working ii 1 haven't just struck
nerve for the first tiHle--and in a WON.
an, too"
''Wots tho matte1?''
II called at that house over there and
asked for viddults; and when I had
sprung my tale OF woo the lady asked
me il wouldn't whistle for the dog so
thai she could set Lin or me.;'-Chicaro
Tribune.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

THE wise dog boats generous world out
of q living with his tail.-Galveston News.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

APoLLo was q stickler for the code O
honor. 1t was be who first struck the Tyre
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

SOME men never tumble, even when an
idea strikes them.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

"Oh! You ere leaving us early, Mr..
Brown
Yes, Mrs Park, and am very sorry
that must leave, but not expecting to
have such a pleasant time this evening,
I had made another engagement.-
Harper's Bazaar.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
After St. Paul.

May Blume-Whata an apostle Blanchs
would have made.
Frank Beach-Vhy so?
May Blume-Did you ever see a great,
er fisher of men?-Tunny Folks
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

TUE Boston girl speaks Of tho ball player
as being stricken out.-Puclz.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

SUNDAY is good day for writing letters,
and Monday lisa good day to forget to mail
them.-Picayune.
THE schoolboy thinks that q switch in tho
hand would be twice as good in the bush.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

There is one sign that should
placed over every 1etter-box in
city"
ttWhat is that?"
s'Post no bills."-Yale Record
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22
A Marvellous Showing.

R The u. S. Govern
e. cultural Department,
- the baking powders
81 forming the public
Is most economical an
H The published re-
E3 Baking Powder to
e preparation, absolutel
rs adulterant, and that j
81 leavening power thar
HS Consumers should
E information, official
* UNDECIDED.
aoxAL BAKING eowoea E!
SssfSSaseSs2::::s2s2sss2ss22:: s3ssfS
1sxT It funny said Szi little Te
Blow the IRE fies outis~PucR ~
can never see the bright side of anything
but q dollar.
ways do better next Neutrality-suspicious.
EUROPE has several kings who are total
rex.
FAD mon always hate tho laws that good
nlen try to cnforCe-Ram's Horn.
A SMART man must learn to read post
script in a womGn's eye.-Trutl.
THE man who invented work evidently had
n-othing to do.-F'liegende Bluttcr.
THE mermaid's favorite tune-Neptune.
THERE arc educated pigs. but there arr
none that do not like mud.-RaIn's Horn.
WOMAN is born weak; man is made weak
b. q woman.-Iruth.
TIE Boston girl speaks Of tho ball player
rs being stricken out.-Pucl1.
SOME men never tumble, even when an
idea strikes them.
THE wise dog boats a generous world out
of living with his tiil.-Cialveston News.
APoLLO was stickler for the code of
honor. 1t was he who first struck the Tyre.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-09-22

WOMAN is born weak; man is made veal
By o woman.-Trutll.