New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-04
THE TALK OF TIE Day.

In Berlin they sell sheet music by the pound. and
they print the best music on very heavy paper.
Knew His Audience--shocked Pa,ron-why do
you allow boys to 20 through the audience seiihs
candy at your symphony concerts!
Orchestra Leader-Dey zels holdings but Dig sour
balls.
Peoples NIT dose dngs in dere mouths CANT
talk Street & Smiths Good News.
Ocean records, like promises. are made to be
broken.
An Even Chance-Hausfrau 60 dunning trades
able to pay you But II II IS good weather YOU
need not call as we shail neea the i'o"e' " eS
a pcnic.-Fliegende Blaetter.
This is what VANITY Fair" OF London, said the
other day about Rudyard KiplIng: Five years
ago Rudyard Kipling left India TO see China Japan
and America after which he came TO London and
got married. He has now made MS nome M
Vermont Of Central America, and when ne mas
passed seven years In the study OF the people
among whom he dwes we may expect TO have
great work that country which mas In " 'ns
making Of several empires
Solved the Problem-MIss Strongmind-Pardon
me- but II | am not mistaken you are one OF the
poor. underpad workins-girs whom our Emane mel,
patton Society tried TO benent-or at ieist Sou
" Fair Str ssrannser-That is true
Then our society has evidently not been with.
OUT Influence for you look very prosperous now
Il have everything l want. and never was 80
"'DF Thank Heaven! You must have solved the
Woman Problem
GLORIOUS. Tell me how you managed'
II married a nice young man. '-New-forH
Weekly
1t is estimated that the Emperor OF Germany
travels about 1900 miles year
Buffalo Society Notes.-Miss Anisette kum mel
refreshments will be weners and wa'erme s.on
...The Five Jolly Boys gave a pink tea on Mon
day night owing 10 the stupidity OF the grocer
hey
pink, Miss Birielle swzer aceompssh sbas u ~
cream at one sitting last Monday and then dane,
Ink the two-s.ep for an hour and halI WITHOUT
Keepers along the board walk in keeping but one
kind OF gum. when that kind Is not popular III
and boycott is threatened A word TO the visa
etc 80. The frs, annual twostep dancing confess s.
Mayme McCiuf,ln and Miss Patrice Einsten were
tied for the first prize, oeautitui hahupa'n, Va
fifteen minutes continuously. They were bo'n VIII,
INK to continue the struggle, but the plano player
went on a strke.-Buffalo Express
one OF the most popular applications OF amateur
photography Is that made during the summer W
a well-known and popular hostess. whose summer
home is filed with guests during the warm weather
sh. has a photographic guest-book. and with the
first house party the pleasant labor OF ming " oe
gan snap shots showing the visitors al ther p'
and In characteristic poses. and each pefso" "'a
n CODY OF the picture in which he or she hsu'e,
She made It practice 10 deNe'op anu p -.
90, Of photographs Immediately after each parry
q, sues,s departed arrange the pictures IN inc
blankbook. and beneath each place ths h''"' -
the person pictured
rau, volume of poems by distinguished Phia-
deiphia man OF letters will next month be ai.ea -
the shs OF hmsea FrI RSs. Howard Williams
gathered together not only number OF Ve,s yIres
have ALREADY ss ne s sns an ny hitherto unpublished
poems conspicuous feature OF the No,~ ch a,ten-
,on "T When nrst published in he Newyor In,
dependent" II seems destined TO pe pohnv,6elphia
me st notable contributions OF latteT,lay 5on,rS
TO the world OF bellies rs.-(Phladelphla he'o''
One OF the curiosities OF railroad building is inc
construction OF a road running from ls'n''' 'a
Dor about sixty miles from Consantinople 10 An
CORA about 200 miles The bridges seePr
stringpeces and telegraph poles. AZ wen a. -
rails are OF iron, nine-tenths or wnich Is VI
man manufacture The bridges average ABOUT i'u
10 the mile there being l2Vo OF then'' 'ne ""s
having n stretch Of $50 feet. In addition TO 'heSe
there are sixteen tunnels. the longest measuring
, .so fee, This liz the only railroad which pehe'
trates the interior OF Asiatic Turkey, the sm,'"s
lines being near the coast
Neat and Neighborly. Strange Chlld-PleasA
mamma wants TO know II you VIII iehu "e' 'o''
New Nsighbor-~wh does she want my dog 80,
"'Caise he has such thick. curly hair, you
ideally 1 don't understand" ,,.- ,.,
Guess you must have lived where toiks "a'"'
very partic'lar.'
Perhaps. .,,,. .A,,,, boom
| in our house tree from ieas an there u soms
there now--and you know iieas likes dogs WI"
thirk curly hair"-Street n Smiths Good News
Thomas II. Hood known az the "Hoosier Blue
Man" died the other day In jefferson. ind h'S
skin was AS blue as an indigo bag. The false COM
plexion was brough, many years ago by taxing
large doses OF nitrate Of silver as cure Tor ep''
iepsy lie was cured OF the malady, pu' '"'
remedy turned his skin blue
Short and Sure.-First Anarchist am VII III,
Ifs und want 10 die. l 20 me OUT una NJ .xs
mayor or governor or Something's. 50 l get exc
cuted. -, an, 5on't
SECOND Anarchist-You dake my advice, anu "om
Iii M nayors or governors Dey viii take two
or three years finding out you are zane en0s ssd
| 10 hang Shust YOU drive up 10 shantytowh g..
| run ofsr a pig Den you get shot vsht svay.-Ns"
| York Weekly.