New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-02-25
THE TALK or THE DAY.

We want to get ahead OF everybody e,se BY ~
marking that the coming Easter bonnet VIII De
drcam while as usual. the bill for the same VIII
be a nightmare, in the opinion of the husband This
Joke IS neither nor true but the same 'hasS
may be slld of ali Easter bonnet jokes
O.d Physican-Now. in a case like this. where the
patient is inclined to hystera. would you look at
nCr tongue.
Young Student-No; would listen to 1t, think
-Cncago Inter Ocean.
Apropos of the prevailing inability OF trainmen on
our elevated AMI other railroads TO call out the
names of stations with d.s;nctness. gentleman
who has lived for several years in Wales says that
there - at least one station In that country which
the railway guards bound to pronounce care
fuzzy II Is Cacrphi.ly
This amateur performance you speak OF. Was
"Oh. yes: the people knew the young folks were
'O'''9 --(Boston Transcript
Say. Mr. Grover Cleveland,
DO you hear the roos;ers crow?
DO you hear the people shouting?
or don't you 10 know
About the BIZ majority
We gave Gliusha Crow.
The other day way down in Pennsylvanys
Do You see the bonhres blazing
And the rockets r.se and fail:
say, doesn't Il remind you
OF the writing the wal!
That King Beshazzar saw? Or don't you
Let it count with YOU at all
What we did the other day in Pennsy.vanyt
Recent Conversation The Bishops We've
congratulate ourselves. Mrs. Newcome, that you
have come to live among We need intelligent
cnurchwomen And 50 we may expect you at IRE
rectory on Ash "Wednesday to assist US IN making
Mrs Ncwcome-Certainiy Mrs. Bishop. pride
myself on being cturchwoman. and am always
ready for Lent But tel me. p.ease. wnen does
Ash Wednesday come this year IN GreenNiei N
Gras.-(l.ife.
An American named David Garrlck Longworth is
publishing A paper in Caro- which he calls The
sphinx" -. III
Tommy Argues the Case-"I don't see what's
the use OF my being vaccinatei aeeln." said Tommy,
The human body changes every even years;
Tommy" replied his mother You are eleven
when you vacclnated first. and 4; has run out"
Vel was baptized When vas D1o!' haS
that run out. too?'-(Chicago Tribune
I.abouchere says he recently stopped at hotel In
South Lancashire in the rooms OF which the FOL-
lowing placari was displayed:
Il will lay me down in peace. and take my rest.
for it is Thou Lord only. that makest me TO dwell
in safety
owing 70 the frequency OF hotel robberies, you
are requested to boz your door
Reatel by M9rrlage -Thomps9naiD Did you hear
Thompson-Yes and refers to his dead wife as RS
siS;er-in-law.-t HALO
A singular incident is related in The Congresa-
tonast" regarding church which seeking for
a pastor and sought that papers help. II was founf
that the church offered encouraging opportunity
FOR the right of man, and its needs were ac-
cordingiy set forth. one Of the first letters IN
response came from minister without charge.
who expressed ardent desire to throw his whole
energy into JUS; such field that described. !,
turned out that the church in question WAS the
very which he had been serving only few
months before.
Ta,es OF Travelers-Chinese HoS,ess-Ard what
did you think of that country called America! -
Chinese TraVeer-The half has not been TOD
They are more barbaious than even the w!sest
priests OF I}ul1ha had suppos Il. The American
husbands compel their wives 10 wear a deadly far-
reas II stee' and wtl.ebonr. the hendish conirv-
nnce being laced ticht that the poor victims can
scarcely breathe. In the course OF years the yitais
are pressed closely together ihat the sufferer
dies in great agony.
Hc0.eSs-But what - this for
Trave,ler-So the brutal husband can go OF ara
get a younger wife, OF cOurse.-(Ncw- ork weekly.