The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-09-02
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Those patriotic Republicans who were
! SO anxious to vote bounty for canigre
root, had their eyes opened when they
perused the report of the vice-consul-gen-
eral regarding the raising and property
value of that article.
1t would seem that the country needed
protection after all-protection from such
people as j. Ellen Foster.
j. Ellen Foster seems to have gathered
the idea that a prohibition clause in the
constitution of the state of Utah would
be the proper thing. ]. Ellen is Republic
can. Hypocrisy and Republicanism al
ways did go together.
Of all the fabbergasted idiots that ever
penned line for newspaper the fellow
on the HALEY News-Miner is the worst.
Here is his latest:
:, "A band of $50 horses was driven
take your pick of an animal for So On.
no, there's nothing the matter with this
country; No wonder people are deserving
the Wall Street parties
In October, 1893, was offered nv nick
out of band of 1000 horses near Baker
City. Oregon, for S. apiece But neither
OF the old parties had anything to do
with the prices. If the News-Mfner had
he talks about, he would long ago have
tumbled to the fact that the electric
street car systems introduced in the west
made transit SO cheap that men of ordi-
nary means chose that method of con-
Yeyance in preference to keeping horse
Then, again, the bicycle has given an
other blackeye to mans best friend
The, Populist party would seem to be
hard up for campaign material when it's
papers use such silly trash for argument.
Young Jasper from an inland town
Went to Old Oceans Shore
TO see the rolling waves come in
And hear the breakers roar;
He only meant to stay day.
But q state 1t with regreD
He saw the bathers in the surf,
And he's
Huntington, of the Southern Pacific, de-
MES that that road proposes to relent-
lessly pursue all its late employees; and
says that while the company reserves the
right to refuse employment to any of the
strikers, it is the business of the company
to wish the men we'll in their efforts to
obtain work elsewb ere.
The storm of righteous Indignation over
the recent interview was so great that
even the Octopus seemed to be afraid of
A private letter received by the Junior
proprietor of the News-Mine from South
Dakota says: This state will soon be in
the hands of a receiver. Business is
dead. Our only hope lies in the free
coinage Of silver, and as the Populists
stand for that they are bound to get |
there this fall, sure "-News-Miner.
To man up tree it would seem that
the genius who penned the above has
made Populist success and bankruptcy !
fall due on the same date.
There is nothing PARTICULARLY startling,
I take it, in the story recently telegraphed
that whisky caused an exciting day in the
stock exchange.
A Boston girl recently obtained a sit
uation on a western paper. Her first
work was to chronicle the fact that
boy had been butted by a billygoat, and
this is the way she did it: He butted
the previous end of his anatomy against
the boys afterwards with an earnest |
and velocity, which, backed by the pom
deroSity of the goats avoirdupois, i'm |
parted momentum that was not relaxed
until he landed on terra firma beyond the |
pale of the goats Jurisdiction"
]. Ellen Foster is a smooth Ephe. |
Whenever her hearers have been Repub-
leans or Democrats she has eternally |
roasted the Populists. In Haley, how
slight attack of Populism, she had but
little to say save to advocate the gov
eminent ownership of railroads.
The editor of the klamath Star is a |
Recently his uninsured
house burned down, entailing a loss of |
5000. but, instead of mourning over the |