Hawaii holomua = Progress. [volume] (Honolulu) 1893-1895, 1894-06-04
HIS EXCELLEkCY.
Our Selfelected President.

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Dole has put forth some very
extraordinary public compost
tions which will furnish wonder
and amusement to the future
historian Of Hawaii. Extraordin-
airy they are, not as models of
diplomacy. craftsmanship or
wisdom, but exactly the reverse.
Puerile. verbose egotistical false,
they remind one Of Jack Fslstaff,
Sergeant Bnzzfuzz and little Jack
Horner.
The analytical student viii read
between the liuesa morbid under
current Of a mind that bias seem
iugly attained the height of life
long amb ton; that while model
ing It's actions upon the uncivil
I'D lines of South Americ n
reyo Is, tancies itself heaven
inspired. tuat Is so wrapt in a
cloudy mantle OF oligarchical
conceit desceuds from the medley
al church militant. that popular
rights aud feelings are beneath
consideration; that betokens a
graufed lust for the empty
houors Of power and place, and
the fulsome comforts Of easily
acquired government gold.
What Fslstaiiian humor there
was in his bombastic claim for
the brave men" who were the
only earthly authority be
recognized. All the world now
knows that Dole's army were
merely lot of mercenry huns.
who under Uncle Sam protec
ton were willing TO done a uni
form for 81 40 month and good
p. &. grub.
And bow he does out-Buzzfuzz
Buzziuzz with his pompous vanity
and verbose pleading in the. cause
of the p. &. oligarchy VS.. the
Hawaiian nation. Unbias your
mind, read his pleas and see how
vapory, unreal and based on
false statements they are.
And what childish glee he dis
plays like little Jack Horner?
He exhibits the sweet plums he
has pulled ont of the Hawaiian
pie for himself and his friends.
See me now, oh mama missionary
Glory be to Stevens! Now | will
be President with big, big,
salary bigger than most men like
| getl and seel there are lot more
plums in this January pie that
Stevens gave me, which he said
j must give around to all the
poor missionaries And mama I
these are the same kind of plums
the Queen and the bad Royalists
used to get and never give us
any, but now Stevens says, they
will be our own. own own al the
time. because the others are
heathens, and we are missionaries
aud we ali belong r. the Church
of the holy hypocrites +" And if
they try to take it away from us
again, we must just hit them.
The latest etiusion from the
pen and brain OF Mr.. Dole de-
serves the severest condemnation
for its falsehoods and its insult
ing innuendoes against the
royalists, Dole SAYS. The mon
archy, after period of decadence
which was threatening and
prejudical to all public and
private interests came to logical
end through its own plot to turn
back the movement of public
progress and to subjugate all
national energies and aspirations
In the interest of despotism." Ii
those lines had been written as
part of the requiem of the p. g.
they would have been exceedingly
fitting. None but a perverse and
biased intellect could have writ
ten IT against the monarchy.
What is the record OF fact.
which win also be the record of
historyi The kingdom of Hawaii
held an honored place among the
nations. and its ambassadors had
often been honored in foreign
lands. 1t surely was not "deca-
denee" that enabled King Kala-
kaua to secure the Reciprocity
Treaty and Trraties that brought
iaborersirom Madeira aud Japan.
which coupled with the legisla-