The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-05-02
Original and selected.

SUI insanity are COUSINS
and cczens
When two ride the same mule one
must ride in front
Let a test be made this Spring for
oil and natural gas.
The taste Of grass aud garlic may
now be found in the butter.
A public Office is public trust,
but don't trust all public officers.
Success treads on the heels of
every right effort.
Politenesa costs little and yields
much.
Sow good services; sweet remem-
brances will grow from them.
The way to speak with power is
to speak honestly.
The k & NJ. car shops, will in
all probability come to this place.
stortz's new brick block is rapid
~ approaching completion.
Born to Mr.. aud Mrs John Pur-
dun, Friday, son.
Perch fishing is lively now in the
Ohio and Kanawha rivers.
A coal famine is on in most of
the big cities.
When we get water works, the
town will boom.
Farmers are now busily engaged
in putting in their corn.
Let your children run the streets
and the streets will run the children
Ito ruin.
Fortune may favor fools, but
that's poor reason why you should
make a fool of yourself.
A few boys have made their ap
pearance in bare feet, but it is still
rather too cool for most of them.
Wheat never looked better in
this county than it does at this
time.
The department for females at
the Gallipolis Epilectic asylum will
be open about June 1st.
There are no Coxey recruits
from this town. or from the comfy
that we have heard of.
A new set of dry docks has been
brought to this place, and will be
operated by John Schiller.
1t is said the K. g. NJ. Railway
has made cut of SO per cent. on
all salaried officers.
Bryan and Young will move into
the room under the REGISTER office,
sometime during this month.
You can't get on a train at any
regular station on the K. & NJ.
unless you show your ticket.
This is the season of the year
when the awning makers begin to
put the remainder of mankind in
the shade.
The Point Pleasant High School
Commencement will take place at
Hooffs Opera House, Friday even
ing, May 18th.
Some people are SO full of conceit
there is no room for beer; and some
get SO full of beer there is no room
for conceit.
Paris green users will have to pay
several cents more on the pound for
that article this year than it sold
for last year.
Exchanges report a fraud travel
ing over the country soliciting
money for the Epworth League.
Look out, ye Epworthians.
Huntington's mayor gets $1,000
a year, the city clerk 5000, chief of
police $1,000 and the councilmen
500 year each.
There is rest for the weary and
there will be more of it when the
seats are repaired in the Court
House yard.
Our subscribers are requested to
read the label on their papers, and
if in arrears to send in the amount
due.
There is a good deal of complaint
about the bad oders coming up
from the sewers. When we get
water works this will be obviated.
Now, as we are going to have
water works and a telephone ex-
change, why not have electric street
cars, also.
A young man went to see his
best girl last Sunday night and
some person tied the door fast SO
that he had to go around to get out.
Circuit Court meets in this place,
the first Monday in May. The
grand jury meets tomorrow. About