Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1894-02-13

that had cost s1.75 and was selling at
%? After EXPLAINING that we wanted
OUR SYSTEM to go with our goods,
and that perhaps sum TwENTY-PER-
CENTER mite jump in his own town
and clear him out, he concluded that
it mite be first-clas skean to set
the town afire with the Ten CENT
JAP. SIT dus look like given EN-
ava" at that price. especially as his
patrons had considerd them fair valu
at 20. 1t was simply a qestion of
mediate success if he wud folio our
advice. Yes, he agreed to let us
choke his stor up with that modest
little ticket. He baut hanson bill
AL BATS. Befor Ieving he was in
troduced to the OFIs Boy, who's bis
mis- is to pas on the sale-'icredit
men," tina cal them in other places,
with swel-hed salaries. His rating
vas only fair, but he had Letter of
recommendation from his bank in
strong terms of his ability and integ-
rity. The young man sed: VERY
good; when you get Yor goods home
and xamind send us the mony, and
don't forget--an ORDER He left
US with firm faith in the possibilities
of the MODERN METHODS, and prom
ist faithfully to folio the system of
ttcenty percent. In les than a week
his mony, Letter and order came. He
thaut he had baut enuf handkerchiefs
to last him - year. Tier was rot
one left, aud peple erhowling after
them. The news had spred turnout
the cuntry for miles and he was al
redy Janus. He rote: "The infer
nal druner, with tung as smooth
as refined petroleum, ma sa what he
vii, but U hav the values, and U hav
the correct system as vel, and there's
NOR hors sens in the fu words q sa
than I've herd in al my life." This
splendid customer was the result of
travler's Unconscious advertisement.
He thaut he was shutting out the lite,
but insted he turned on the brite
sunshine.
1t won't be long befor this awak-
end enthusiast will be riting us a
lovleter which we publish at the
bottom of our monthlies. like SWANS
BURG of Columbia, Ten: II haven't
seen my wife and children for a
week. She shouted after me this
morn as 1 skipt out, 'ConfOund the
internal Racket haven't seen U
for month. He had sold 81 500
of his S12, 900 dollar stnk that week
and his brain was on fire.
81 wud like to give this splendid
fellows name, but still wei remem-
her the hard nok down he gave me
one befor after had copied his
magnificent record smasher.
''Herel if u vii send n stenografer
and machine out here, lie anser
thes letters, and while Ure ut it send
about S25 in postage. 43 letters yes
terday, II to-da and not single
stamp to pa for ansers, and besides,
1 havn't time to cat, TO say nothing
of leter-riting."
The "INCoME TAX" wud reach les
than 100000 peple-the other 20
million wud escape; still this tax on
this vast minority wud raise twenty
five millions for the Treasury, which
wud be a splendid lift in this terrific
pinch. But this welthy elias has
powerful influence and wont pa if tina
can help it.
Another Unnecessary but prodigious
Ktravaganc is the ARMY and NAVY.
Abolish both. Perfectly useless
Gao anyone tel what service tina do.
haV dun or will ever do. Recall for
ever the forein ENJOYS and ministers
and discharge them. Our govern
ment can speak direct by cable 10
evrY principality of the earth in a
moment of time. Purge the Pension
list of frauds, bounty jumpers and
deserters which will cut this gigantic
swindle down to % millions and les.
CHARLES BROADWAY RoUss,
$40, 551 & 553 Broadway, n. Y.