Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1894-06-09
PITH AND POINT.

When a young lady declares Wv"
sbc Is afraid of machinery she means u
sowing NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. News
-She-.The happicst marriages arc
said to be those of people with opp,oS''T
characteristics" Iic-"Thats why !
am looking for a girl with money
Fiegende matter.
-Baptiste-" lou do not seem "
brush your masters trousers wy
dave" Jean-"MaiS, non he c~arries '"'
change in his waistcoat pocket Jour
nal pour Rire, Paris,
Did YOU tender your res'gha''oI.
said a man to an eN-olhcehPloer'
resigned by request, sir, hut there was
nothing tender about it, 1t was tough
sir. Pittsburgh Chronicle
-Muggins-'So you made your oeput
as an actor last night, eh? How uiu
YOU get on?" F~ootlite-"oh' got on
all right. but ! couldn't get OIL quick
enough."-Philadelphia Record
-Dick-"Say, let's shoot oil these
f~recrackers and make all the LADIES IN
the parlor jump" Jm-"Graclous:
Thcy'd eve hear EN-" Diek-'Why"'
Jim-"Thcy're playin' whist Inter
Ocean.
-"Pinklcy is throwing his money
away in trying to make a singer OF ms
daughter" Tinkcr-'No voice, ELI"
"Superb voice, but she's friendly and
agreeable with everyone Inter
Ocean.
-She-"Why is it they speak OF a
man us a strong candidate? lie doeSn t
have to lift anything, does hc"' lie
"Er-not exactly; but his friends all
expect him to carry the day."-Butfalo
Courier.
-Wife-"Now, dear, what do you
think will really be woman's place IN
politics?' Husband-''As they are SO
seldom at home | suppose they will be
classcd as the floating ote.'-Cleve'and
P%laindealer.
NO bad news, | hope, in the black
bordcrcd letter you havcTeccived" Mr.
Grabber-'Well, | guess not. My uncle
James has just breathed his last after
weeks of suffering, and I'm his heir
lntcr-Ocean.
-lIoax-''Do you think the English
tongue will ever become a dead Ian
guagc?" loax-"Wcll, Judging from
the way some people persist in murder
ING it it ought to be dead now."-Phila'
dclphia Record.
Mrs. Naybor-"A woman never
| really finds a man out until she mar
ries him, does she?' Mrs. Leftlonc-
"Not if he belongs to -four or five clubs
and twice that number of lodges, as my
husband ocs."-Butfalo Courier.
30" said the lady lecturer, II have
had such a delightful conversation with
the gentleman you saw bow to me MS
he left the train. He told me that the
emancipation of women had been his
life work for ever so many years.
eyes" said the woman who had come
to meet her. that is SO. He has been
a tlNtINt ldNNtl tNNl NiINN 1 N''i' ~
member. W Star.
Probably His Best Plan.-Reformed
Pugilist-''Doctor, I'm thinking of mar.
rying and settling down. Eminent
Surgcon-"Well?' well. You see this
broken nose of mine. Can you straight
en- it?' mo, my friend, 1t is too late
for that" ''lIow about IA false nose?'
"That would look worse yet" Cant
YOU graft IA piece of flesh on it and kind
o build it OUT That wouldn't i'm
prove it any. The nose is all knocked
to one side" Its too blamed bad.
What would YOU advise me to do?'
you say You want to marry?' Yes
"IIave You got "A wife picked out YETI
"No,' well, You can find plenty o.
girls willing to marry you, even with
that nose Doctor, I'm a little bit
Particular Then marry a cookbook
ing blind girl,"-Chicago Tribune"