New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-07

tailor; he never seems 70 have m?
Baggs-Tha,s So but every one who him
has lt. 50 the genera. average Is preserved.
Alas. too True What do you think Of Py,hag-
GRASS doctrine that a man may become brute
After his death. Plenty OF men DO that few
months after marriage. "-dnlianapolls journal
Boston dime museum displays the following
polyglot sign:
PARIS MUSEUM
Dantes Dream Of the Internal Region
and Sultan Pretty Garden
1rs RE&% scr me FR SE2iEy' DANTE
IA JORDAN DE SULTAN
The classes Of % 90 and - Of Harvard. had s..
81 ana d members, respectively, az graduation
They have los, &c. 81 and - members. respectively
by death. 50 that there are 81 surviving members
In each class.
''1>ere's fine word" said Poddng Pete, as ne
a S"" ham ss 'sfs vi a'p aa a' u S vo
Don 1 X Xn p1 Ter link Of ne hen lrosras
t,natel rum siN trains this week. We'll Well -
(Washlngton star.
A man named Button. Of Fort Scott Kan, has
named bis daughter Pearl and a Mr.. White. OF
the state. has named his daughter Snow
Jamson-Do you believe IN second sight, =, =,
pek SSIu Up '' c5in the chSr day and ihoqsht
was half sovereign. but at second sight round
II new farthing.-Q.ondon Million.
Western elitor. IN answer TO the complain: OF a
subscriber that he dI no, give news enough. al
v.s.d him when news was scarce 70 read the Bible
which he had no doubt. would be news 10 him
Fair Mailen-How savagely that COW looks at
me, Farm er Hayse.d Its your red parasoi. mum
Dear me- / knew It was a !itt.e BIZ out OF iashion
~Pearscns Weekly
Mexico Will bring out It's first issue Of pictorial
postage stamps in September. The various denom-
nations viii represent the growth Of Mexicos mall
service from the mule 10 the railway.
We Editor Gets Funny-From The Plunkville
Bugle": 81 Weatherwax. while PLAYING baii on me
y.s ga FOR nG n BAH boy S n IN M
mat 81 IS going TO town mex; saturday to see an
NJ d. and have the ball extracted from hts ear, as
the owner threatens TO have him brough, before the
Squire II his property IS not returned '-Qndianap-
oils Journal
The fleming family which Is 20 have reunion
next month. IN Henry County. Ind, has an organi-
zAton numbering 1900 people. who trace their de-
seen, from four brothers of that name who came
10 this country In 1850.
APPROVING the Journal-"As look into your face
dearest" said young Wumpmug, Il can see the
whole record If the present Congress
"Avss ''' nos In. chin cheek" and then the usual
executive session fo.lowed.-Puck.
According to recent statistics. there are now in
Japan CAS- Christian missionaries. 81 churches (of
which Is are seif-supporting) and %NO church
members. ~ whom 1886 were added during the last
year There are also 1888 pupils In Christian schools
and 1900 Sunday-schoo scholars. There are No
native ministers. 267 theological, students ana go
unorda,ned preachers and helpers. The sum con-
tributed to the native japanese Christians Is given
as 81, 100 yen. or $4,000.
In Thc-. Hard Times-"NIy dear brother. are you
making any efforts 20 save your immortal soul!
Am |? I'm trying 10 save everything can
these hard es."-(Indianlpols journal
II Is hoped that the cruiser Montgomery Is
not "hoodooed" as was the old lroquois she GER
tainly has had little more than her share OF
bad luck While preparing for her hgh-speed
trial on Tuesday and when half through the pre-
limInary two-days test the crank pin Of her port
engine gave way and the piston was driven with
such force as to break through the cylinder head
and smash IL into pieces Another of her mishaps
was on october 3 last, when about 10 begin her
contractors acceptance trial She struck on Black
Ledge near New London Harbor, and so severely
damaged about twenty of her plates that she had
10 be taken to Baltimore for repairs, and was In
the hands Of mechanics for several weeks
couple OF weeks before that on September 20 when
making a preliminary speed trial In Chesapeake
Raw. one Of the auxiliary steam pipes burst and
Mr. Enshaw chief engineer OF the Columbian
Works. was terribly scalded. and one OF the crew
was scalded to death.
one Of the things which It difficult FOR the
pubic mind to grasp Is that there Is a decided
difference between the knot and the nile. 1t Is GER
talniy about time TO have II thoroughly understood
that the two are not the thing. II seems easy
enough to remember that mile Is only about "a
90 feet In length while the statute mile measures
g. $50 fcet.--(Carricr's Magazine.