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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
ADVICE TO A BANK.
One of the Clerks Given Tip About the
Proper Location.

A very seady man strOlled into an
Austin bank the other day during bust
ness hours, and going up to window
where he saw clerk counting pack
age of bills, nodded pleasantly and
said:
still ahandin' of it out?"
yes" replied the clerk, still crowd,
ing it on to people"
Amt You a little too handy here
stranger.
''How SOP
strangers passin' along and seem
your sign so perspicuous like, are liable
to step in and try to borrow money,
amt they?'
Rather liable"
81 thought so. Must take up good
deal of time waitin' on EN- -"
Eyes, it's some bother, but a bank
must be accommodating"
Folks drop in and borrer what
money they want, l suppose, and then
go away and forget all about it. Aw
full careless some folks are about Dor
ICi "a
Yes, they are"
shouldn't keep your bank so clus to
the sidewalk. Men gOin' by see you
countin' money and that makes them
think they lack little to see EN-
through, so they just steps in and Dor
ror of you, don't you see? And you
hate to refuse-don't want to hurt their
feelins and so they get away with you.
Some mighty mean folks in this world
Now, | wouldn't do it"
"You don't look as though you would
''No, sir, | never borrowed a cent of
no bank that | didn't pay"
"rll bet you didn't" said the clerk
with emphasis.
"Now, if | was runnin' a bank l
wouldn't have it on the main street; Id
keep it back in some alleys where
there wasn't SO many strangers passin.
What. only ten cents?"
Yes, only ten cents to-day. You see
there has been so many strangers in
ahead of you this morning that our
funds are running low. Ta-ta. Don't
trouble yourself to send it back in a
registered letter. When the bank wants
it the bank will notify you. Good-by."
Apd the seedy man departed. Texas
Siftings.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
No Occasion for PunotiIiousness.

as this your umbrella, sir?" inquired
the stranger in the brown suit, hurry
ing after the stranger in the drab suit
who had just got off the train.
MY dear sir" answered the other,
there need be no formalities in this
case. We both saw it in the vacant
seat az the same time. You got it first
l see it is gold handled affair and |
congratulate you. Good day"-Chi-
cavO Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
Prepared for tho Worst.

"Now," said the physician who is
noted for his heavy charges, 81 must
take your temperature.
All right" responded the patient in
tone of utter resignation. You've
got about everything else own.
There's no reason why you shouldn't
take that, too. Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
Judge Not.

Downton-De Broker must be losing
money.
Upton-Guess not.
Downton-He used to have luxu.
rious third-foor fiat, and now | find
that he has moved up to the tenth
story.
Upton-It isn't safe to judge by APP
pearances. Perhaps the folks on the
second floor have a baby.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

Wiggleton (meditatively)-It is mar
velous the luck some men have.
Hobbs-Any particular instance?
Wiggleton-I just happened to think
of Naudgerly.
Hobbs-Why, he died last night.
Wiggleton-Yes, just twenty-fouI
hours before his life insurance e0
pired. boston Home journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

Though we boast OF modern progress as aloft
We proudly soar,
Above untutOred cannlbals whose habits we
dcplore,
Yet in our daily papers any day you chance to
look
You may find this advertisement: Wanted
a girl to cook"
Ida Goldsmith Morris, In Judge,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
Awful.

Mrs. Catchings (weeping)-Didn'ty you
hear about it? Mary has run Off with
that young ellington. It's awful,
awful, awful!
Mrs. Gadders "a social rivaD-Well, !
should say so. Have his parents OF
fered a reward for him yot?-Puch.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
Contrary to Custom

Chennicl1-A very mysterious cass Of
the accidental shooting of a boy by ans
other boy with a pistol occurred yester
day.
Dudley heard about it. But what
is there mysterious connected with 1T
Chennick-Why, the boy that had
the pistol knew tl:at it was loaded
n. Y. World.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
From a Professional Standpoint.

Young Mother Whose baby has been
weighed by the butcher)-And how
much does the little fellow weigh, Mr..
Bullwinkle?
Butcher-Twenty pounds, mum.
Young MOther-Isn't he a splendid
specimen?
Butcher (dubiously)-Well, from my
p'ints of view, mum, he runs too much
to suet.-Tit-Bit
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
Establishing a Theory.

''Do you think" said the intellectual
young woman, that there is any truth
in the theory that big creatures are
better natured than small ones?"
Yes" answered the young man, Il
do. Look at the difference between
the Jersey mosquito and the Jersey
coW."-Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

Stranger hear that the long feud
between the Willinghams and the Clay
ridges has at last been amicably settled
forever.
Native-Yes, sah What was the use
in keeping it up when both families,
sab, bought complete outfits of bullet.
proof clothing?-Puck-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

'Pensill, our designer, made a bad
break in that last design of a folding
bed he got out for US" said the furni-
ture manufacturer
What was the matter with it?'
'Well, he got tbs writing desk and
book case and piano and wardrobe and
refrigerator parts in all right, but
when we got the blamed thing to-
gether, we found he had left the bed
part out. Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
On the Road to Fame.

Artist sold four pictures yester-
day.
Friend-What are you going to do
with the money!
II think I'll buy frame for another
picture I'm working on. Town Top
icS
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

''Now see the point" said the hap
less dog to the barbed wire fence that
he ran against.
Yes, thought you would" said the
fence, II tried to impress it upon YOU"
N. Y. World.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

taxi"
II am in favor of having a law passed
giving every man an income large
enough to be taxed. Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

On the outside of the zebra S cage in tie
geological garden Prof, Zweibeer sees
a sign with the inscription Caution
Fresh Paint" This leads the professor
to remark to his better half: We'll,
well, l would have taken an oath that
the stripes on the animal are genuine
-Eliegende Blaetter.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

First Little Girl heard that your
papa is a senaar. Is that SO?
Second Little Girl who stuttcrs)-
Why, ye-ye-ycs.
First Little Girl-Oh, you needn't be
afraid to speak up. l won't tell.-Good
News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
A Change.

When was young my wife She called
Me darling" 'ducky," sweet"
But nowadays ny pet name IS:
Why don't you wipe your feet"
Boston Transcript.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

The maiden smiled, as well she might,
For there beside her sat
A youth who owned in his own right
A siXteen-story fiat.
Truth
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
AFTER MARRIAGE.

I'm
of YOU
- million dollars
Ell million
thought
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
Too Sharp for Him.

Bella (teasingly) - Say something
funny, Algy.
Algernon (promptly)-Certainly. VIII
you marry me?
Bella-O, but marriage is no joke,
YOU knowl--N. Y. Advertiser.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01
HOW IT LOOKED TO HIM.

Wife-My first husband was great
fellow to get other people into scrapes.
Husband-He must have had me in
mind when he dicd.-Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

Some late reports show that Alaska
has been rapidly growing in CONNER.
cial Importance Very few know the
size of this part of the United States or
appreciate its value. 1t is as large as
England, Ireland, France and Spain
together. 1t is a spacious territory,
filled with mineral wealth and likely
in time TO become of the first import
ance to this country. Even now its
fisheries stand in the front rank and its
production of gold increases year by
year, and in time it may develop into
new California or Australia Immigra-
tion is increasing and the statistics of
exports and imports show a steadily
growing volume. Business has grown
So rapidly that there is demand for
revision of the statutes and the enact
ment of code to govern the concerns
of the territory. Tribune.
20 sacred head, now wounded" is
translation of translation. The
original hymn was the Salve Caput, by
ST. Pernard. In 1866 it was translated
into the German, 80 Haupt vol Blut
und Wunden," by Paul Gerhardt. This
was translated into English by j. w,
Alexander.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

i A T in t h e
n a m e of all
that is weird
andmysterious
is that?"
Mig h t h a d
closed in dark
and cold. The
w in d c a IN e
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-01

A very seedy man strolled into an
Austin bank the other day during bust
ness hours, and going up to window
where he saw clerk counting pack
age of bills, nodded pleasantly and
81 ID.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25
The Farmers & Traders Coop. Store

A gigantic irrigation scheme is now en-
thusing the residents OF the terri orv Of
Arizona. 1t is that of placing massive
dam 10 Grand canyon, and portion
the water will operate pumps to raise Ill
remainder to the lain above. The re-
suits OF the Arizona scheme will 10
watched with great deal of interest by
the residents Of many sections OF the
arid belt similarly situated, and ii it is
sue ess, who knows bnt that we yet shall
see the rapids oil the Columbia, no longer
a menace to river and hsrbor improve.
ment commissioners, harnes ed t. itself
and divertng portion of its waters to
the otherwise fertile elevations above.
1t may seem visionary and impractica-
BILE, yet this is an aye in which many
visionary ideas have been evolved into
mere matters OF notwithstanding h
Register.
The residence Of r. f.. Walker, at
Zillah, came very nearly being destroyed
by fire the other day Neighbors went
quickly to the rescue, however, and saved
the structure. Damage slight.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25

say that would pay you wen f0f 0o1na
as l ask were you IN ordinary servant Tat
could be hired to do such thins1. but
knowing you to b . true lady ] would
not insult Jon by such . proposition. Il
Is upon your lAdyhood and goodness Of
heart that I place my reliance
All, but Folsom Simpson knew how 10
hatter. This sentiment did it, work.
Martha blushed with pleasure and was
sure that in all her life she had never
seen such Q splendid man - this ons.
Who could say that he was not hopslsss-
lyimpressed with her charms, and that
but no. she must not build such eoe.
geous air castles-thst Il. not Just Jet.
The detective saw his advantage and
pressed II with cleverness.
"Martha. INV dear. 80 how dalicste
and refined your mind Is, % I win ask
you only q single question, but before
do 30 you must promise mo that you
will answer it. What do you say nowr'
II don't know about that" she replied
coquettishly, "but guess may make
the promise. knowing you to be the gen.
tleman You are. Yes, will promise to
answer truthfully."
Who is that person I heard walk
across the floor mp stairs few minutes
agog'
The girl seemed about to faint. She
turned pale, and for full minute did
not speak.
Don't be afraid" added Simpson,
leaning forward kindly and lowering his
voice. LET it be secret between us,
Martha"
at is-it is-you mustn't tell-it b
Miss Livermore. She didn't die st Ill.
Oh, what have doney
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25
German
Syrup"

Martinsville. N. j., Methodist Par
sonage. my acquaintance with
your remedy, Boschee's German
Syrup. was made about fourteen
years ago. when I contracted a Cold
which resulted in a Hoarseness and
a Cough which disabled me from
filling my pulpit for a number OF
Sabbaths. After trying a Physician,
without obtaining relief-I cannot
say now what remedy he prescribed
Il saw the advertisement of your
remedy and obtained a bottle. ]
received such quick and permanent
help from it that whenever we have
had Throat or Bronchial troubles
since in our family. Boschee's Ger
man Syrup has been our favorite
remedy and always with favorable
results. have never hesitated to
report my experience Of its use to
others when ! have found them
troubled in like manner. REV.
w. II. HAGGARrY,
Of the Newark. New AGATE
Jersey. ME. Confer.
ence. April as. go. Remedy.
G. G. GREEN. Sole Msn'ff, " odbury, NJ.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25

Several men we know Of who have no
land to raise bects on are endeavorinv to
lease farming land for the purpose of rails
ing beets. That is the kind Of spirit that will
win. We hope that some one will accom-
modate them with all the lsud they can
work. Dairymen shonld take an interest
In the raising OF beets and the mainte-
nance Of sugar factory. Shall We have
the sugar factory? That is the question
that is now before the people OF this
county. We are pleased to learn thai
quite number OF our farmers have taken
hold Of the matter and are subscribing
very literally to the work for raising the
required number Of acre.. 1t is the best
scheme ever agitated in Kittitas. Speed
the good work.-Ellensbnrgh Localizer.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25
Notice to Creditors

In the matter of the estate OF
Isaac LEMON, Deceased.
NOTICE l. hereby given that letters Of I'd
N mipistsation on the estate Of Isaac Lemon
deceased, were granted % the undersigned on
the 18th DAY OF November. A ID. le9j by The SUI
perfor Court OF yakima county. Al persnus
having claims against said estate are required TO
exhibit them 10 me ior allowance az the law Of
Ace of ira M Kruiz ~ North Yakima, Washing
tom within one year after the date OF this notice
OF they will be forever barred.
Dated this 22d day Of November, lS9S
AkTHUR b. SHERMAN,
Administrator.
Ira N. Krutz, Attorney iorAdminlsuaier'
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25
Notice to Creditors.

DrRsUANT to the statute in such cases made
l and provided, nuiife hereby given Ia
the creditors ~ !. NJ Ogle aud Mary A. Ogle,
husband and wife that the said T. NJ. Ogle and
" bave made general assignment for the
beueaf 81 their creditors and W. g. S;einwe2
pa bren daily elected assignee by the creditors
OF the aid usiguors and ". t. Steinweg. a,
sarh assignee. herchv gives nntire 10 all persons
having claims against the said assignors. }. NJ.
0gie AMI MARY ogle his wife. 10 present the
same under ath to the undersigned at ms ohee
with the First National hank Of North Yakima
In the city Of North Yakima, Yakima county
STATE ni Washington, Within three months from
the frst nay Of December. sq3
Dated al North Yakima. " ash. Nov. y, fSgS
A7t " t. SrsiNMFG. Assignee.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25
Remnant sale at Dluer Bros.
(coETISUED.)

We have Just received q consignment
Of clothing from New York which we
bought at very low figure and are now
selling at from 81 to S. less per suit than
We could have, had we bought early in
the season. Call and inspect these goods
before it is too late.
49-tf STAR FURNISHING HOUSE,.
We are the leaders on medium and 6ne
clothing &C low prices, CoFFM BRos. 80 Il
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25
Undertaking
Notice for Publication


UNITED STATES LASD OFFICE.
NORTH YAKIMA, Wash. January 10 1874
Complain having been entered at this ONCE
ny Edward lenning against Gibby A. Roberts
for abandoning his homestead eutry Ne loss.
dated August -, 1890. Hpon the Hwi4 Of section
TO- township north, range - east. IN Gas Ina
county. Washington. with view 70 the cancel
.ntion of said entry. the said parties are hereby
summoned 10 appear az this ohfe Ofi the -3i
day OF February. isai. at "a O'Clock a m 10 re
spand aud furnish testimony concerning said
alleged abandonment. L. :. HowLFTT,
b. a. Register
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25
Fire Department.

Regular meetings Of the Volunteer Fire
department Of North Yakima are held OF
very first and third Thursday evening"
4 each month, at Z O'Clock.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-01-25

Chicken wheat, feed oats, chop barley
bran and shorts can be had at the NORTH
Yakima roller mills. Att
The evening world., 1894-02-10
AN OLDCOUPLE
Victims Grandson Escapes and
Bandits Secure but Little Booty.


KNOXVILLE, Tenn, Feb. 1O.-Healy
Snoderly, aged n~inety-one. and his wife,
aged seventy, were murdered Thursday
night in Union County, eighteen miles
from Coxville. The old man was very
wealthy, and was known to have a large
sum OF money concealed about his house.
His grandson, living with him, had occa-
sion to go on an errand to the mill
near by.
He opened the door. and saw two
masked men on the outside, armed with
revolvers. He sprang back, but a volley
was fired. and Snoderly fell dead. An
other was fired, and Mrs. Snoderly was
killed. The burglars covered the young
man with their pistols and ordered him
to find his grandfather's money, but he
escaped.
1t is said the burglars secured only
about 5000. No accurate description could
be given, on account of the masks, but
the robbers have been trailed to within
FIVE miles of Knoxville. The police and
force of deputy sherifs are securing the
city and county.
The evening world., 1894-02-10
TAMMANY RUMOR IN HAWAII.
Royalists Hear that the Tiger VIII
Come Out for Restoration.
tBy Associated Press.)

~ 800
SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 1O.-The
Chronicles Honolulu correspondent,
writing under the date OF Jan. %, says
the news received by the Mariposa Jan.
20, was considered highly favorable to
the anneXationists n pleasing to the
Provisional Government.
Previous to the arrival of the Mariposa
the Royalists were In high glee. owing
the authority OF the British Minister that
a special vessel would bring instructions
to restore the ueen to the throne. The
belief was so strong that arrangements
were made by the Royalists to celebrate
the occasion by a torchlight procession.
that letters have been received from
Tammany leaders, who declare that that
body will support the stand taken by
Cleveland, and that such action by Tam
many will result in the withdrawal of
Senator HIS opposition to the Admin
istration's policy.
Paul Neuman, legal adviser of the ex-
Queen, held a long conference with her
on Jan. 20. 1t Is said he advised her to
sell her claim to the throne to the
United States for several hundred thou
sand dollars. to be paid in yearly install
ments.
The Government has made no further
Governmnt employ, though strongly
urged to by both the American League
and Annexation Club. Unless some ac-
ton Is taken at an early date, 1t is like
ly there will be a serious split among the
supporters of the Government. Up to
the 23d, no demand for an explanation
had been made by the Provisional Gov
on Minister Willis for his action
in refusing to recognize the 1ndepend-
ence Day celebration.
The evening world., 1894-02-10
The doctor smiled.

1.-THE remedy is discovered" he said. "Dr.
Grsene's Nervurs blood and nerve remedy.
This is the true medicine for nervous diseases.
Kpowing that the ordinary remedies Of its class
merely stimulate the nerves, I spent q long time
seeking one that should supply new nerve force.
while thus engaged I met with DR.. Greene's
Nervura blood and nerve remedy, and found
that the remedy wanted was already IN the
hands Of the people. 1t acts by affecting the
functions of nutrition. and entering into the
formation Of q new nerve tissue which generates
nerve force. This means the making Of new
nerves. DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy Is the American nerve tonic"
Many other eminent physicians have said the
same thing. II is a fact that doctors prescribe
and recommend DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy as the surest of all medicines 20
effect q cure.
DR.. Robert W. Lance, OF SO. Woodbury., VT,
than whom there is no moro eminent physician
in the State Of Vermont. says:
~ have known about DR.. Greene's Nervura,
and the good results In cases as a tonic after
hard sickness. and the cure of nervous females.
They have received great good from its use. l
do not hesitate to recommend it."
DR.. b. d. Bick ford. of wolcott, VT. another
of vermont's eminent physicians. states
"Ihave used DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy for some time. FIRST trying 1t on
myself. and 1 found It did me so niucn good
that ! now recommend 1t to my patients. The
fact that I have tried 1t in my own case shows
that l know what l am talking about.
~ had rather give DR.. Greene's Nsrvura blood
and nerve remedy after a hard fit of sickness,
say after the acute stage Of fever has passed,
than anything else I know of. As a tonic and
invigorant II Is the best Of all to build up a per
son. Especially is 1t good for weak, nervous or
The evening world., 1894-02-10
FOUND A LONG-LOST CANE.
1t Was tolen from MIR. Bidnl
Twenty-threc Years Ago.

Hugh b. Bidal, an old man. living at
ll79 Madison street, Brooklyn. went to
Property Clerk Harnott's office, at Police
Headquarters. this morning, and claimed
an ebony, g~old-headed cane, which was
stolen from him nearly a quarter Of a
century ago.
The cane, which bore the initials Of Mr.,
Bidal was confscated by the police OF the
East one Hundred and Twenty-sixth
street station last Monday from the
house known as the Harlem Bastile,"
at 253 East One Hundred n Twenty
fifth street. 1t was found In a room
of the house which the police say vas
the rendezvous OF a gang OF thieves.
on the morning In question a man
named John McGrath was found In the
house with n supposed bullet wound in
the mouth. Several arrests were made,
and the cane. with the other property,
was taken away. A description of the
stick published In the newspapers taught
Mr.. Bidal's eye.
To an Evening World Mr.. Bidal
said that about twenty-three years ago
he lived OH Eleventh street, neal Eighth
v rue. W men were engaged to do
some kalsomining for him, and after the
job had been completed he missed his
cane.
The evening world., 1894-02-10
BOETTCHER TO Be ARRESTED.
He Stabbed Schmidt for Interfering
in the Duel with His Brother.

HACKENSACK, n. j.. Feb. TO-
Friends Of William Schmidt expect to
cause the arrest to-day of job Boett-
cher, who stabbed the former Thurs
day night for interfering in a duel with
knives between himself and his brother,
Frederick. =
The Boettcher brother conduct a meat
maket on the Hackensack road, be-
tween Car,stadt and Woodbridge. They
became involved in a heated quarrel
and decided to settle the argument with
knives.
Schmidt, who was employed in the
shop. tried to prevent bloodshed. and
placed himself between the enraged
brothers. He was accidentally stabbed
by John Boettcher, but the latter, in
stead of apologizlnR, seemed all the more
frenz'ed by the sight Of blood, and will
fully slashed Schmidt for interfering.
The following cuts laid open Schmidt's
arem. almost severing II: Blood spurted
in all directions, and the injured men
became unconscious from loss of blood.
He was carried TO Or. Mohn's drug store,
and Is still there.
Schmidt refused to make a complaint
when Justice Kreuger called on him
yesterday.