The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1894-08-08
Hot Weather Reading.

Sunburned noses are in vogue. Tar
comes for shoes and faces. Postal notes
have been discontinued. Green apples
are getting in their work. crops
are above the average this year. -Five-
buttoned CATERS are the latest style of
Summer shoes. Peaches are beginning
to get natural flavor. 1t keeps the
soda fount young man busy inventng new
drinks.-The locusts are leaving us
quite as suddenly as they came and with
out noticeable harm to person or plant.
Silver buckles threaten to appear on
women's shoes. Honesty should be
the keynote Of the advertiser. Don't fool
the people or you will not keep their
trade. The potato bugs are not as
plenty this season as in former years
hence sales of Paris green are greatly
reduced. -Tailors predict that the move.
ment for bright. colored dress suits, with
knickerbockers, will break out 10 earnest
this Fall. is now unlawful in this
State to put more than four pounds of
wood on 100 pound bale of hay, or to
put wet hay, stones or other refuse inside
bale. by an act of the last Legisla,
ture of this State, express, telegraph and
telephone companies are forbidden to
carry any message that will aid in the
transaction ef illegal business. If you
want to become acquainted with the out
casts and toughs of twenty years hence,
spend an evening with the children whose
parents permit them to run the streets at
night, who condemn the pug
nacious sparrow will be pleased 70 ie"'"
.nas =, - - no ossissSssastv great service
10 killing myriads of insects. The man
who imagines that the world cannot move
without him is rarely missed when he
dies. Insurance on watches is the
latest. For a small sum the timepece is
kept in repair for one year. When
man goes away for change he generally
comes back with less than when he start
ed.--One of the drawbacks to country
schools is the almost yearly change of
teachers The annual pic,ni of the
Sunday Schools of Frenchtown was held
at Ellmaker Isle last Saturday. -" You
may rush, you may scatter the girls, II
you will, but their liking for ice cream
will cling to them still" For proof, ask
+" Johnny Stockton. Some OF the
farmers in this vicinity have been lucky
enough to receive $l4 per ton for hay
right out of the field. -Township Com
mittees, by late act of the Legislature,
may appropriate $500 for the celebration
Of centennial anniversaries. An ex
change truthfully says Too many
parents tie up their dogs at night and let
their boys and girls run loose. THE
fishing in the Delaware river is said to be
much better this season than it has been
for long time. There are enrolled in
the Protestant Sunday Schools OF the
world 90, 500. 900 children, II 900, 900 of
them being in the United States. What
picnic they would make 1.-The Third
New Jersey Cavalry Regiment will hold a
reunion in Trenton on Friday, August
18th. are busy putting up
preserves and canning. you
speak of great field for a young man it
does not necessarily mean for him to be a
plough boy. merchant who can't
find time to write an advertisement for
tue newspaper is on par with work
man who can't stop to sharpen his TOOLS
Those persons whose lives are made
miserable by fear of thunder storm
should consider that about one person in
a million is killed by the electric element.
It's almost as easy now for man 10
change his name as an unmarried lady.
An application to either the Circuit or
Common Pleas Courts, and publishing the
notice four weeks, makes you another
person, IL your name don't suit you.-
p. T. Barnum once said: If you have
ten dollars to spend, spend one for the
article and the other niue for advertising,
can out.talk any man on earth but
printer. The man who can stick type
aud the next morning talk to thousands
OF people while | am talking to one, is
the only man am afraid of. want him
for nv friend. 1.-THE hours Of daylight
are already shortening and even leaves
are falling from the trees. sill there is
prospect of almost two more months OF
hot weather. Ripe tomatots VIII re-
move ink stains and iron rust from white
clothes. Never apply TO colored goods,
for they will extract all the color as well.
The latest fad of the Summer girl is
huge silver buckle at the throat. The
price of beef is about the came as before
the recent big strike. The regular
monthly meeting of the Board of School
Trustees will be held this evening
WomanhOOd
has Its own speoia medicine In DIR.
Pierce's Favorile Prescription. And ey-
arv woman who is "Iun down or over