The news boy., 1894-04-07
PuNoeNr PARAGRAPHS.

HONaENl VSUSt0VftF to-
Revenge is sweet" but IL nlmost
always sours before 1t is digested-
Galveston News.
Blood will ts11. nobody criticises
your faults quicker than your own
blood-relations. Truth
-''What makes some girls look young
80 long?e 'The men are to blame.
They won't .propose."-Life's Calen'
dar.
--Hojack-"The sparrow is very
courageous bird" Tomdik-"Non-
sense! Any restaurant Keeper can
make him quail. Life.
why does De Topper attend every
temperance meeting in town. BE
cause that's the only place where his
creditors don't look for him. Halo.
Miss Tweed-'gThat Mrs Chirp is
horrid; don't believe she can keep
anything" 80, yes, she keeps telling
everything she hears. Inter Ocean.
a naturalist says that the ant is
the most pugnaciois of all created
beings. This must be why tfc poet
remarked, go to the ant, thou slug
kCi. AliouhC'
--Minister-"Speak mildly to the
crring, Miss De Trop All men are
your brothers. you know" Miss De
Trop-"O, don't say that to every
orc, yau know Detroit Tribune.
-Delia-"Yce, and while we were
abroad we visited what they call n
raiiiDlirq hell" Celia-'Did you?
Tell me what was it like?' Delia-f
thought it was just neavenly." y."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Expressions of great surprise are
hardly in good form, yet when some
poor penniless fellow marries rich
farmers daughter people may be par.
doned for sayiug, For the lands sake"'
Buffalo Courier:
II actually do believe that Mrs.
Jibson thinks more of her dog than
she does of her children" "Well. if
you lived next door to the Jibson young
ones, as l do you wouldn't blame
her much. h."-Indianapolis journal.
-Teyond Theory. y.-Moddlin--"Now.
my theory is-hic-thash man can
drink able-hic-quautity and
not-hic-get drunksh" binsmore-
"Well, it is condition; and not 4 the
ory, "hich coufronts you now. .''-Puck.
-Fuddv-"Ho~ dye do, buddy? !
must tell you a smart thing my baby
said" Duddy-''Sorry l can't @top
to hear it; but I'm in an awful hurry.
BY the way, my dog Fuddy-
"Come to think of it, I'm in tearing
hurry, too. So g.'-Boston Trans
cript w.
AT the Ball.-Kate-"Are you en-
gagged far the next dance?" Fanny
"Yes." Kate docking at her pro,
gramme)-''You don't mean to say that
Clumsy Swington is going to dance
with you?'' Fanny-"No: but he's go
ing to try to.'-Detroit Free Press.
When VI. Seguier was put forward
for first judge of the court of appeals,
he was presented to Napoleon, who
said: But you are young for such
an Office. sir. What is your age?.
The same as that of your majesty
when you won the battle of Marengo,'
answered Sesuier. He received the
appointment.
Lady. could you give poor man
a cup of coffee?" Mrs. Nuwife--"No
breakfast is all over well, I'll say
this, that I've tramped fcr two years
and it's the first place that I've stEcllet
genuine, first-class coffee yet" Never
mind Your feet: they don look muddy
Just sit down here at the table. Dc
you take cream and sugar. Inter
Ocean.
Once, when Judge Williams was
presiding in the supreme court at Bur
lington says the Green Bag, Jacot
Mack was making an argument, wher
he was told by the presiding judge tc
omit discussing the question as it haC
been decided. Mr.. Mack inquired
"It has?, Yes" said Judge Williams
lin the Tenth Vermont" "Where?'
said Mr.. Mack, putting his hand t,
his ear. In the Tenth Vermont re
peated the judge. Mr.. Maeck. yer,
gravely bowling, replied Il will bu,
the book, your honor"