The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1894-08-17
GLINIPSES OF LIFE.
She Knew the COuntersign.

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the washerwoman. ''Fm not the hired girl.
It's Bridget's place to look after the milk. Pm
the laundry lady,
''tThat doesn't scare me-" said the man,
''Im the milkgentleman, and I'm the p. w.
G. II. X. of the U. o. G. G.. and Most Emil
nent Past G. w. of the Ancient Order OF NJ.
X. Q. H., and want somebody to take this
milk"
Eyes, sir" said the washerwoman, meekly,
as she went to find Il crock.
The Texas Commercial Traveller publishes
the following interview with one of its grip
sack readers:
and Bill Nye travel together a part of the
time and on our last trip to the coast county Bill
sported a brand new pair of pants of unique
design. While wewere promenading on one
of the principal streets of Corpus Christi Bill
suggested that we cool off on soda water,
(this is, however, an entirely new drink to
Bid but / accepted the invitation and we
strolled into well known place where this
luxury is dispensed by a beautiful young lady.
Bill Nye, and after passing the usual compli-
ments on the hot weather, she remarked:
"Why, Mr.. Fowler, l hardly knew you!
What lovely pair Of pants; they. are simply
out of sight Bills pink Uranium turned
white at the young lady',s. remark, but his
jjusting his glasses and smiling sweetly Oh the
young lady, he said: "Miss Gussie, yours are
away out of sight, too"
Mr.. Natanael MortOnsOn, well-knOwn citi-
zen of Ishpeming, Mich, and editor Superior
Posten, who, for a long time, suffered from
the most eXcruciating pains of rheumatism,
was cured eight years ago, by taking Ayers
Sarsaparila, having never felt a twinge OF it
since.
debtor. 81 would rather owe you the bill for
a hundred years than cheat you out of it,
Tid-Bits.
Wife Cat breakfast9 Henry, will you ask
a blessing? Henry examining hash)-We've
blessed everything here before, dear.-[Life
.'Were you good to your little sister on the
Fourth. Tommy" "Oh, indeed / was. Whv
l set off all her tirecrackers for her. Harp
ers Bazaar.
Caller-I would like to see the religious
editor.
Office boy-Yes sir; you'll find him in de
mex room an you'll know him by his pink
shirt, with big diamond in de chest Of it, am
by his blue necktie and by his check silt am
his patent ledder, pointed toed shoes.
''Who is the young man that lost so heavily
at the races today@
'Oh, he's the sporting editor of a daily
paper, who gives the readers tips on the win
Constitution
To retain an abundant head of hair of a
natural color to a good old age, the hygiene of
observed.
lair Remover.
81 saw your name in print the other day."
# notoriety. s.Wherer, asked the other in a
remor of excitement
s'In the directory
1t should he I'm Every House.
J. B. Wilson, 81 Clay ST., Sharpsburg, Pa,
says he will not be without DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, that it cured his wife who was threat |
ened with Pneumonia after an attack of ella
Grippe" when various other remedies and
several physicians had done her no good.
Robert Barber of Cooksport, Pa, claims DR..
good than anything he ever used for Lung
Trouble. Nothing like it. Try it. Free Trial
Bottles at f. II. Holden & Co.'s Drug Store.
Large bottels, soc, and $1.00
'Oh, Lou, I'm so glad you came in" said
May, as her friend entered her bourdoir.
''Yo on are always glad to see me, aren't your
"Yes, but am especially so now. You al
ways were good at geography when we were
at school together, while | could never re-
member a thing about it, GEOGRAPHY? You
are surely not studying geography now" ooh,
no. You see I've written letter to Mabel.
She's travelling around the world on her we'd
ding tour and having no end of good time.
Josie got letter from her yesterday. She
sent her love to you and me and asked us to
write. I've just got my letter done, but l |
don't know how to address it. That's why | |
want to use your knowledge of geography. |
Josie told me to address the letter to Mabel at |
Dresden, but of course l couldn't write on the
envelope simply Mrs William Gibbs, Dres-
den,' you know. l want to know what coun-
try Dresden is in, and don't liketo ask Josie.
She'd think l was unutterly ignorant,
wouldn't shey'' ''Fm afraid she would" re-
piled Lou, with a smile of superior wisdom.
''Now, where is DresdenY' 'Why, in China,
Of course. Did you ever hear of Dresden,
China, you stupid goosie?' ''That's So" re-
piled May. GLOW perfectly absurd that /
should not have thought of that'' She wrote
5he address and the letter was mailed.-[Ha
per's Bazaar.