New-York tribune., 1894-04-05
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TALK or THE DAY.
"Baby" Bliss Is the name OF young man n
Bloomington ILL., who weighs 45s pounds He wears
a 1872 collar, rs hat and No. II shoes. he Is one
Of the best walters and foot racers in that part Of
the country.
Her Angel ov.-Mamma-Robbe. why is Il that
Won always quarrel with the little girl next door?
Robbe-'Cause she won't ever hit a Fellow Ike
boys do.-(Chicago Inter ocean,
Mr.. Simon Stevens who for ten years was presi-
dent of the Tenuantepec Railway and ship Canal
Company, in speaking the other day OF the develop
ments before the Kearsarge naval court-nartial
row going on at the Brooklyn Navy Yard. said
that II demonstrated the unsafe navigation OF the
Caribbean Sea off the coast OF Nicaragua ana the
MOSQUITO Reserve, and that the charts prepared at
the United States Bureau of Navigation "hne Al
mira Ammen, now so prominent IN tne Nicaragua
Canal scheme. was the chief of that bureau should
he discarded Mr. Stevens further said that the
dangerous navigation OF the western part OIL tne
Caribbean Sea was we'll known 10 navigatorA
nilots geogra pliers and their followers TOT heary
400 wears be ore Warner Miller went on MS perous
voyage to Nicaragua or the noble ola hearsafse
was wrecked on the Roacador coral reefs OIL Mo
aragua or the sIosquito coast
Only Relatives Barred.-Moudy Mike-WeH i've
n fat O. IN and sy,S soo" where re- all US felers Is
welcome. 1t was founded by by ,,Ie rieh "o"a"' sn'
a taxes III III every
Wearie Wlam-why didn't she leave her money
unndv neL Mike-she said she wasn't goin' to sup
port idle relatives that was able to work Ter
iivn'-(New-York Weekly.
In Portland. Ore oranges are selling at 10 cents
a dozen and strawberries at cents box.
Frail man an egotist is. forsooth.
When the truth about him Is tod a ., ~.
In the days when he is young he is pfouu oi a''
And he's vain of his age when he's cd. ,o.,
With the approval OF the Secretary OF the ia'
terror and the Commissioner OF Indian Affairs ms
hand and choir OF the Government School Tor In
dams AZ Carlisle Penn, will give series OF con-
cer,s in a number OF cities. beginning al Washing.
,.r On Monday evening, the 9th inst. They viii
annear In Brooklyn April l3. and IN this CITY
on April H. AS an evidence OF what TINS eNeeish'
industrial school has accomplished the entertain
nent 10 be given by these Indian lads VIII De mo%
interesting while at the same time those VINO at
tend IL will be helping the school, for the OBJECT
of the tour Is TO raise money to pay DEBT on
some of the buildings Under the enlightened man.
asement Of Captain r, n. Pratt, the scnooi al
Carlisle has done its work wisely and WELL ana mas
won the approval Of all who have inspected It's
methods OF training the colored ana inoiah eni'
dren who sent 10 It.
Heinrich my cigar boxes have empuei 'ne,a,
month Is it possible that during the short period
you have been in my service An, T., mo- r,..
mo fear, Herr Baron; J. have SUI IN my ,lss RUs'
session three boxes Of my late employers s."-fhe-
gende Batter
Earnest Worker IL informed that the Mosquito
Coast is located by some Long Island and "
others in New-Jersey.
Subscriber ito editor)-Hows the newspaper ou''
Editor"Splendid. Just got $50 out Of the railroad
for cutting of my left leg.-(Atlanta constitution
7, ,ooks now as IL the new Massachusetts, holiday
which falls on the 18th OF April will be known al
"the Nineteenth"
Had His suspcions.-"It was very kind Of me me
boys to around and serenade me- said IN, me
what venomous scoundrel put them up TO- playing
There's No Place Like Home "-,1ndianapo.is Jour-
nal.
There is another movement upon the part OF some
Of the officers OF the Navy 10 try TO have the
uniform regulations changed. Changes are not very
freouent but they are frequent enough 10 start
a well-denned growl with great many especlahy
as each modification means an expenditure rom 'h.
nurses OF a very large number VINO can hI-ah'ra
! TO buy new uniforms or parts OF uiiorms u"N'
what they have worn out for the salary Oh an
officer below the rank OF commander VIII not perm"
! the slightest extravagance. There are many ~ M~h'
wish that the uniform could be made similar 10 tna'
of the early Navy when there was put hIue sho"
| OF grandeur The officers wore small cocAeu ha'~
| without lace; coats with ample skirts ana iou''
! anchored buttons small hose and shoes The UNI
| form prescribed for captain by the Marine Com.
mttee, in l776 was: Goat Of blue CLOTH with rea
| lapeis slash cuT standup collar, nat yeliow o~'
tons blue breeches. and red waistcoat with narrow
| lace"
Easy Job.-Weary Watkns-I think, II had my
| life to live again, I'd go into the as'roho"a
Hungry Higgins-Wot sort of thing Is tnata
! Weary Watkins-W'y. jist watchin me se&sn -
Fe,ler could tend to that sort Of job layn' on nn
ck-Qndlanapolis Journal