St. Paul daily globe., 1894-06-20
IN SARCASTIC VEIN.

1t is expected that Senator Hoar will
send out a Latin lexicon with copies of
his latest speech on the tariff.-Bos
Herald.
We are beginning to suspect that
Lillian Russell has started out to make
a souvenir collection Of husbands
! Washington Post.
Since he was deposed, Mahone is of
the opinion that Republicanlsm in his
state does not amount to mu lh.-iu-
dianapOlis News
Croker is being considerably abused
at home. but at sea. as he is. he's prob
ably doing some casting up himself. -
Philadelphia Times.
With John ]. ingalls, and Hon. Mary
E. Lease in the political arena this year,
Kansas bids fair 10 become a tropical
country.-Chicago Dispatch.
Republican senators are still groom
ing infirm old spawned arguments
against the tariff when they know their
folly is criminal.-Omaha World-Herald.
The hopeful college graduate is ap-
preaching that time of year when he
discovers that this is very hard cold
and practical world. Philatel ohia
Press.
Perhaps this weather is attributable
to the fact that this part of the country
Is in the same United States with the
Kentucky Ashland diStrict.-St. Joseph
News. ~%--..
The theory that an Endorsement of the
chicago platform is reputation Of Mr..
Cleveland doesn't seem to be working
as smoothly as the manipulators thought
it would. Atlanta Constitution.
A senator who uses his vote as basis
for stock-jobbing cannot be sent to the
pH.t hrI t,t4t t,a
be expelled from any body with an
honest majority.-New York World.
The United States senate does not
hold two lone newspaper men in half
the contempt that the people of the
United States are inclined to hold the
United States senate. Cleveland
Leader.
Reports from Washington indicate
that the house will take fiendish delight
in smashing some of the sections of the
senate tariff bill. If it's done 'twould
! be we'll to do it guickly.-St. Joseph
Gazette.
The question of national flower is
| again agitated. The rose would be an
extremely appropriate selection, since
so much of the national business ap
pears to be transacted under i;.-Balti-
| more American.
q He season has COINS when many peO-
pie cannot resist the temptation to 90
off sailing in boats. with nobody on
board who knows how boat should DO
| sailed. 1t is such great fun.-New
York Recorder.
The miners are undermining their
| own organization in rejecting the terms
made in their behalf by their own
chosen leaders. How can they ask con-
ferences or arbitration in future il they
be not willing to accept the results of
such deliberations and make the best
of them?- Philadelphia Record
The weather is very hot at Washing
ton, but it isn't patching to the tenn
| perature the senators will find when
! they get home if the people are not
given tariff act that contains some
tariff reform ill it.-Milwaukee journal.
1t is now said that ex-Boss Croker has
gone abroad TO find his family tree and
crest. Mr.. Croker undoubtedly needs
tree, but 1t is unnecessary to look for
crest. A shield with bar sinister and
a tiger fugant would fit his situation
| ST Louis Post-Dlspateh.
The sanguine Washlngtonians who
| promised to have the tariff bill passed
i by the middle of June have got All ex-
| tension. Their paper, however, SO far
| as the public is concerned, went to pro-
| test the same day they put it oat.-De
| troit News.