The sun., 1894-10-21
PICTURESQUE SIMPSON.
HIS BARBECUE MAKES HIM HERO
IN THE NINTH.
'TwouId he Dreadful n He Couidn't Get .
Permit NOVA Tale OF Tin Campbell at
the Teiephoue-The Lady Truck Drivers
and the Hardly Ables Arc for Hin.

'TwouId he Dreadful n He CouIdn't Get .
Permit NOVA Tale OF TIN Campbell at
the Teiephoue-The Lady Truck Drivers
and the Hardly Abies Arc for Him.
The whole Ninth Congress district was talking
yesterday about Johnny simpsons barbecue,
which THE SUN announced Yesterday. Pat Con-
molly, Mayor OF Poverty Hollow. who is the
stanchest friend Tim Campbell has got swore
that IL Johnny kept his promise he couldn't
control the vote OF the Hollow for Tim. Johnny
himself spent the morning In his headquarters
in Grand street, just eelow the Oriental Club,
receiving congratulations on the magnihcence
of the idea.
"Why, say" said Johnny, when It comes to
ideas there amt any of 'em In 1t with me. The
political perpetual motion machine Of the name
of Campbell across the street amt marker on
me, and I'm only humble plebeian seeking po-
liticl promotion at the hands of the vox
populi."
YOU'RE bird. Johnny" declared one of his
constituents.
"A bird 2" said Johnny. I'm a duck. I'm q
six years. Did ye see the bill o. fare got up
for the occasion2 Look at It. Conclusion
soup for a starter; that's made o. tn
conclusion o. the ox-th' tail. Roast OK
la Corlears, right off the Hook. Corned
beef and sauerkraut, our own brand.
Macaroni made in Mulberry street. Tarpauln-
back geese picked up in Ludlow street. Pigs
hook la Simpson, an whiskey. beer, wine.
sterilized Ice cream, freeze-out punch with Tim
Campbell sauce. and our motto is This is the
minute Tim Campbell isn't in it. Am / q bird
Well. should say"
Here man came in and applied for place as
election district captain. Whats your quallh-
cations?" demanded Johnny,
~ rung twenty.eight watches IN one night"
about the barbecue"
but Tim keeps getting endorsements"
Yes; the Lady Truck Drivers" said Johnny.
Gdy e ffs Never as e the
kind OF endorsements he's getttn'. They're like
the Ike Sap Lear Association that Harry Miner
let em out until election day. Then call 'em,
an they have to come"
Johnny. they're telling that story about your
getting money from Miner TO stay in the race"
said follower, rushing in.
"Aw-w-w," said Johnny. It's gettin' so now
down here that man can't steal $50 without
ben called down for II. I'm sick o such stories"
ses ssoat It 6h' he ss
Harry Miner an Tim Campbell uses their pull
Across the street at tine Oriental Club lot Of
Tins friends declared that IL was all put. up
Job between simpson and Tammany Hall.
our Jimmy, an Miner. what hires him, got
scared. They went I the Tammany authorities
anu nAeu III UP Win them not 70 give u permit
have T. blow in a cent"
This statement was backed up with an offer TO
bet silk hat that the authorities would refuse
permit for the barbecue.
They were telling, story about Tim yesterday.
Dandy Jim Horbacher, IL appears, left fine silk
umbrella at the club last night. Tim found IL.
and called Dandy Jim up on the telephone.
Hello. Dandy! Is that you 2" Tim asked.
Dandy evidently, answered yes, for the next
question Tim asked was:
Did yes leave an umbrella at the club.
Dandy must have said yes again, for Tim
"Ye did ? and Is this it 2" holding the umbrella
up at the telephone as he said IL,
The story was denounced at the Oriental Club |
afternoon Johnny went up TO the Fifth Avenue |
Hotel where the state Committee was meeting
TO consider the Republican row In st. Lawrence 4
and Saratoga counties. He had heard a report |
Republican nomination in the Ninth was 10 be |
brought up by Mr.. Hackett and that effort |
was 10 be made by Mr.. Hackett 10 get the COM
mittee tD endorse the advice he gave TO the |
nominate Campbell. Johnny sat around on the |
sofas and discussed the situation. A report |
came from the committee room that the COM
mittee had asked both candidates in the other
He asked il he would DO willing 10 have
his case go to a referee.
Not on your life" he said. If it's refereed |
4 must go To Simpson as committee of one.
amt lookin for piano-key sparerlbs an leaytH'
the roast duck 10 them. There's nOthin' down
ouT way but curly cabbage until my barbecue,
an we're takin nothin' less. I'll tell ye boys
when | get through and go 10 Congress I'm
gOin' TO appoint a lot o. fellows = committee o.
One on lonesome places"
Johnny will be represented before the Police
Board tomorrow by counsel.