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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09
SPECIMEN CASES.

s. II. Clifford. New Castle. Wis.
was troubled with neuralgia and
rheumatism. his stomach was dis
ordered. his liver was affected to an
alarming degree. appetite fell away.
and he was terribly reduced in flesh
and strength. Three bottles of cleo
tric bitters cured him.
Edward sheppard. Harrisburg. H..
had 4 running sore on his leg of
eight years standing. Used three
bottles of electric bitters and seven
boxes of Buckley's Arnica salve. and
his leg is sound and well. John
Speaf er. Catawba. Ohio. had five large
fever sores on his leg. doctors said he
was incurable. One bottle Electric
Bitters and one box Buckiey's Arnica
salve cured him entirely. Sold by
Hartz 4 Cllemeyer's drug store.
BUCKLENS ARNICA sALvE.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers salt rheum
Fever sores. letter. chapped hands,
chilblaius, cOrns, and ali skin erup,
tions. and positively cures piles or
no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by Hartz & Ullemeyer
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09
Ice.

The Twin-City Ice company has
transferred its scene of operations
from Sylvan water to WATERFOWL.
John Siegrist has finished cutting
ice. Twenty-Five hundred tons were
taken from the main channel of the
river opposite the lower saw mill.
Weinberger 4 Hilderbrandt have
housed 5000 tons of channel ice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09

On Tap everywhere.
Only Union labor employed.

The Rock Island Brewing Company. success
o.S TO George Wagner's Atlantic Brewery. |.
Huber's City Brewery and Raible & Stengels
Rock Island Brewery, as we'll as Julius Junges
Bottliog Works. has one of the most complete
Brewing establishments including Bottling de-
partnlent in the country. The product is the
very best Beer is bottled at the brewery and
delivered to any part Of the tri-cities. and may
be ordered direct from the head offices on No
line avenue by Telephone.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09
Taxes.

All taxes on personal property
must be paid before March I, and. ITO
avoid costs, on real estate before
March 20. office in court house
building. will be open all day. and on
Wednesday and Saturday evenings
from Z to $3.50 p. m.
Ed. BAKERSFIELD. Collector.
X. c. CLARKE. Deputy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09
MARKETS sY TELEGRAPH.


New York Financial.
New YORK, Feb. q
Money on call easy. Offered at per
cent. Prime mercantile paper 3,x15x per
cent. Sterling exchange dull. with actual
business in bankers bills At 4s6,<0ls6,4 for
demand and iSi1st4s4H FOR sixty days:
posted rates 4s3Itos. Commercial bills AS3k
CASA.
silver certificates. 6S3c; no sales; bar
silver ciss- Mexican dollars, sly.
United States bonds, As regular, 1884,; do
Is coupons ll3,a; do 20 u; Pacific Sc OF VI,
lu..
New York Grain and Produce.
New YoRx. Feb q
wheat-March, "a l3-l6a6i i5-i8c: May.
Go l5-lG,bs 3-ltsc: July, Gse559 3-l6c; Decem-
her, 1899. Rye-Dull. Corn-No. Z opened
easier bat soon rallied on shorts covering;
March, 4ss1c: May, % l5-l6G&3 S-l6c. Oats
No. : dull but steady; May, 3ll d34t<c: track
white state. SCALE: track white western,
S6ilc. Pork-Duii; new mess $l4OOGl4.jO;
family. Sl5.OJ41l5.5v. short clear $l5OOGi.. %
Lard-Quiet; prime western steam $50
nominal
Chicago Grain and Produce.
CHICAGO, Feb g.
Following were the quotation. ON the
Board of trade today: Wheat-February,
opened 5.s4c, Closed 5s14c; May, opened GlsSc,
closed 6s4c: July. opened &c. closed 635sc.
Corn-February. opened 1880 closed 34,k: May,
opened 35sc, closed SIS; July, opened 2Sc,
closed sc. Oats - February, opened &C,
closed :slsc: May, opened .9I4c, closed 2g34c;
July opened 2slsc, closed 2s1sc. Pork-Fepru.
airy, opened =, closed $l2i.ls; May, opened
$!2i0 closed Sl2.i2ls. Lard-february, OPP
ened -, closed ss.3s1s.
Produce: Butter-Fancy separator, 2atka
&c per 10: fancy dairy, aOa2,c; packing stock.
lO,eGilc. Eggs-Fresh stock, lie per dog.
Drss ed Pouitry-Chickens. SItl9c per III;
turkeys, sl.gSc; ducks. S9l0c; geese. 7G9c.
Potatoes-Burbanks, 5lGl5ac per bu; Hebrons'
1oJa:c; Early Rose, 4sa5lc: mixed lots, 4505Oc
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09

1t will cost YOU nothing and VIII
surely 90 You good. if you have a
cough. cold, or any trouble with
throat. chest or lungs. DIR. Kings
New Discovery for consumption.
coughs or colds is guaranteed to give
relief. or money will be paid back.
sufferers from la grippe found it just
the thing and under its use had 4
speedy and perfect recovery. Try a
Sample bottle at our expence and
learn for yourself just how good a
thing il is. Trial bottle free nj Hartz
and Ulmeyer's drug store. Large
size soc and 81.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09
The Local Mar lkets.
GRAIN, Eru.

GRAIN, ETu.
Wtear--60o.
Corn-New. 35c.
OSie- Isl $50.
..v-,1m"tn.. $3.50: upland. g; wild, $50
y. 20; s(o S50S6; Oaled. 50.
STRAW, IS.
PRODUCE.
Hutcr-vsif 10 choice. 1SGS0c; creamery, &C.
Eggs-Tresh, 1acGl6c-
fon!try-Chickens. dressed, Sc; turkeys. Dress
cd loc; ducs', dressed, 3iOc; geese, SGl0c.
rRUgT AND vHeE1ABLls.
Applee-ss.o0 per BIZ,
Pota5Oer-6c.
Ooiors-e5c per bu
Turnipe-Soc per bu.
LIVE STOCK
Cattle-Butchers pay for cnrn fed eteen
&G4%c; COVE Sud heifeia, Sh03xc calves
l05c
Hogu-4xc5c
Sheep-Shc05c
Coal--Soff. 10lI11c: hard. &S.N
Wo"d-Cord ~. 10; sawed. S. o.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09

Has tastes incidentally. in keeping
with other luxuries. A remedy must
be pleasantly acceptable in form.
purely wholesome in composition.
truly beneficial in effect and entirely
free from every Objectionable quail
ity. II really III he consults a ply
stefan; il constipated he uses the
gentle family laxative, Syrup of
Figs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09

No other Sarsaparilla has eaualed
Hoods in the relief it gives in sever
est cases of dyspepsia. sick headache,
biliousness, etc.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09
BUSINESS DIRECTORY

BUSINESS DIRECTORY
BOOKS, WALL PAPER, 'ETC.
oranl ton, Il, l.s5 Second avenue.
RESTAURANT.
Alias. /, 1868 Second avenue.
FURNITURE AND CARPETS.
Co.des, II F. ISC. Second avenue.
GLOVES AND FURs.
Bennett, Geo, 1908 sccoI avenue
MERCHANT TAILOR.
Emig, ". 1901 Second avenue.
CIGARS AND TOBACCO.
Peseiin, II 1906 Second avenue.
BAKERS.
Munro, De Rue & Anderson, go Market equare.
DRUGGISTS.
Thomas, T II. 1890 Scconl avenue.
speidel. C,!lGo. Second avenue.
PLUMBERS AND GAS FILTERS.
Blake & Burke. $50 Third avenue.
WALL PAPER, ETC.
Adams Wall Paper Co. 3l0-sl4 Twentieth street.
GRoCERs.
Buncher. Chas A. 22i twentieth street.
Hess Bros. iG2n Second avenue.
brooks Il Thierm 1T. 30Ol Fifth avenue.
Kuschmann. Robt, 2sos Fourth avenue.
Long, CD. Second avenue and Nineteenth street.
Browner & Co. 1891 Fifth srenue.
UNDERTAKEN.
Knox. B r, iC9 Twentieth stree.
HARDWARE, STOVES AND MANrELs
Noftsker, J T. 1913 Twentieth streot.
LAUNDRY.
Parkef'e Laundry. 1.sa Third avenue.
CO d. 2:l and ss3 Eighteenth street.
BREwERrES.
Ecck Island Brewing company.
MEAT MARKET.
Schroeder Fans, 3li Twentieth street.
Tri-City Packing and Provision Co, 9Th and sOth
JEwELER AND OPTICIAN.
R.mser. J & Son, 1sx. Second avenue.
MILLINERY.
blackburn 4 &C, 1863 Second avenue.
BOOTS AND SHOES.
Do ton Shoe st re. IS Second avenue.
REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE.
Harr 9. Eco W D. "a Seventeenth
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09

Highest cash price paid for grease
and dead hogs at the Farrell Fertiliz'
ing and Rendering works.
c. 4. WIvILI.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09
Castoria..

"Castoria is an excellent medicine fer chill
dfen. Mothers have repeatedly told me OF its
good eject upc2 their childrep.''
OR. g. G. OsoooD,
Iovell Mas
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09

~Castoria Is the bes: reTnedy for children Of
Which TN acquainted. hope the day is not
faz distar. when mothers will consider the real
interest Of their children, and use Castoria in
seed of the vnriousquack nostrums which arc
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium.
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtfnl
agents down their throats, thereby sending
them 70 premature graves"
On. ]. +. EIxCHK:OI,
Conway. Ark.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-09

Coal--Soft. 10G11c: hard. &s.5n
Wood-(ord. ~. 10; sawed, S. o..
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

The breath of a chronic catarrh patient
is often so offensive that he becomes an
object OF disgust. After a time ulcer.
alton sets in, the spongy bones are at.
tackled, and frequently destroyed. A
constant source of discomfort is the
dripping of the purulent secretions into
the throat, sometimes producing in.
veterate bronchitis, which is usually the
exciting cause of pulmonary disease.
The brilliant results by it's use for years
past properly designate Ely's Cream
Balm as far the best and only cure.
Call upon your druggist for it.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

Dedicated to Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob Hud.
son on this the 25th anniversary of their
marriage. Holy lives sweetly lived, as
"Words fitly spoken are like apples of
gold in pictures Of Silver"
Blessed twenty-fifth anniversary day joyous
welcome ringing sweetly with the chime,
As the midnight bell is pealing in lengthen-
ing Of the conjugal time.
Blissful anniversary of which the ages ali
have sung
Words Of cheer, of hope, of promise, passing
on from tongue to tongue.
A felicitous silver greeting Benedction with
the ring of love and truth,
Clean and glow of cloudless sunshine as to the
trusting heart of youth,
Life, with all it's bright enchantment lights
their nuptial dreams,
Beckoning on, with Turing fancies, till the
future glorious seems.
Tho grown older in heart and sadder, having
passed youths gladstone way,
Memory brings them from her treasures, Joys
of many vanished day.
And the happy festive greeting, always brings
the past again,
Quaint old songs and old time customs, echo
ing back life's sweet refrain.
Glimpses of mystic circle, loving hearts to
each most dear,
Bound the glowing home hearth-Bre, gathering
still from year to year,
Oh, the sorrow and the anguish, when life's
partings have begun.
Friends who now journey here together, time
will sever one by one.
Sorrow mingles with the gladness OF each sweet
anniversary day,
Wherefore linger in the shadows2 Bid all
mournful musing pass.
In the happy year now dawning let thine hopes
and aims be cast,
Life is what we choose to make it, God has
given to us free-will,
Ours it is to make it noble, ours to shape for
good or ill.
Life is made Of very trihes, character of small
est acts
In the Book of Life recorded, little deeds are
solemn facts,
Fate is in our hands, our keeping, guardian of
our souls are we
we spend the passing moments, 80 we fix
our destiny.
If we labor in Youths seedtime, if with trust
ing hand we SOW,
We shall reap generous harvest, in the Au-
tumn's golden glow,
We may work with earnest purpose, many
precious souls may win
With our best and noblest efforts we may bar
the doors of sin.
We may fight with brave endeavor, or with
patience watch and wait,
Best of service oft is rendered by the Sentinel |
at the gate.
Let us then with faith and courage, do our |
duty now and here
Then we'll make life purer, better with each |
recurring festal year.
MRS. d. G. ARTHUR.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Strength and Health.

If you are not feeling strong and
healthy, try Electric Bitters. This
remedy acts directly on Liver, Stomach
and Kidneys, gently aiding those organs
to perform their functions. If you are
afflicted with Sick Headache, you will
find speedy and permanent relief by
taking Electric Bitters. One trial will
convince you that this is the remedy
you need. Large bottles only SOC. at
Seybert & CO.. drug store.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Woman Bleeds to Death.

COLUMBUS. O., April 21.-The police
officials were notified Friday night
that woman standing at the corner
of Belle and Mcdowell streets was
bleeding to death. patrol was hasti-
ly summoned, but before the officers
reached the spot the woman was dead
of hemorrhage. She was the wife of
Chris Dolhoover, who is in prison,
charged with II failure to support his
family, and leaves a four r-months-old
babe
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

My wife was confined to her bed for
over two months with very severe at
tack OF rheumatism. We could get moth
ing that would afford her any relief, and
as last resort gave Chamberlain's Pain
Balm trial. To our great surprise she
began to improve after the first appli-
cation, and by using it regularly she
was soon able to get up and attend to
her work.-E. H. Johnson, of c. J.
Knutson & Co., Kensington, Mimi. so
cent bottles for sale by Seybert & Co,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

YOUNG MEN-who have become victims of soli
tary vice, that dreadful and destructive habit,
which annually sweeps to untimely grave thous.
ands OF young men of exalted talent and brilliant
intellect, may call with confidence.
ORS. FRANCE AND 0TTMaN, after years of ex-
perence, have discovered the greatest cure known
for weakness in the back and limbs involuntary dis.
Gharges' imPotency general debility, nervousness,
angnor confusion of IDEAS palpita,ion of the heart
timidity trembling, dimness Of sight, or giddness,
diseases OF the head, throat, nose or skin, aTec
tons OF the liver, lungs, stomach, bowels those
terrible disorders arising from the solitary vice of
youth-and secret practices, blghting their most
radiant hopes or antcipations, rendering marriage
impossible Take one candid thought before it is too
ate. week or month may place your case beyond
tne reach OF hope. Our method OF reatment will
speedily and permanently cure the most obstinate
case, and absolutely restore perfect manhood
~ MlDDlE-AGeD MEN.-There are many from
the age OF 80 to 60 who are troubled with frequent
excavations OF the bladder, often accompanied by
shsht burning or smartng sensation, weak eninp the
system In a manner the patient cannot account for
On examination of the urinary deposits, a ropv
SEDIMENT viii be found the color will be thin or
miIksh hue. There are many men who die Of this
dihculty, ignorant of the USE which is a second
Nage OF seminal weakness. We will guarantee a
'ertect cure in all such cases, and a healthy
tStoration OF the genito-urinary organs.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

Mrs. Landis-What is the name of
your next.door neighbor?
Mrs. Lakebreeze-I don't know.
Mrs. Landis-Not acquainted?
Mrs. Lakebreeze-Dear me, yes, but
I've been away for the last two weeks.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Honey of Figs is Delicious.

Honey of Figs is the queen of all
cathartics, syrups or pills. One antici.
pates its taking with pleasure. No
other remedy sells so well or gives such
satisfaction. 1t acts gently on inactive
bowels or liver, relieves the kidneys,
cures constipation, colds, fevers, nerv.
GUS headaches, etc., and restores the
beauty of health. Ladies and children
prefer it. Doctors and druggists recon.
mend it. The Fig Honey Co. make it.
Try bottle. Only one cent dose. W.
R. Smith & Co. sell it,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
DR.. Hands Collie Cure in Ohio.

CEDARvrLLE, o., May 4th, 1898.
l heartily recommend forever DR..
Hands Remedies for children. NV
baby had collie so bad was almost worn
out. A lady friend told me of DR..
Han DIS Collie Cure, bought 25 cent
bottle and both baby and myself now
have sweet and refreshing sleep. l also
find DR.. Hands Pleasant Physic of great
benefit to myself and child.
Respectfully yours,
Mrs. GEO. BOYD.
DIR. Hands Remedies for children, 25
cents at all druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Ordered on Trial.

OAKLAND, CAL.,-About two years l
ordered from j. R. Gates & Co., San
Francisco, bottle of Simmons Liver
Regulator on trial, and so satisfactory
has been its use in expelling bile from
the system and regulating the action of
the liver that from an order of one at
time the order has risen to dozen
bottles at once.-B V. Lawrence.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Relief In Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder dis.
eases relieved in six hours by theI"New
Great South American Kidney Cure"
This new remedy is great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder,s kidneys,
back and every part of the urinary pas.
sages in male or female. 1t relieves re
tention of water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure thisis your remedy. Sold
by w. R. Smith & Co. druggists, Hills.
boro, Ohio
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Suffered from Neuralgia,

81 have taken Hoods Sarsaparilla and
can highly recommend it. I have been
a sufferer from neuralgia for many years
and have taken medicine from several
doctors, but Hoods Sarsaparilla has
done me more good than any other
medicine have ever taken. 1 recon-
mend Hoods to any sufferer from neu-
ralgia. Mrs. L. ]. Hathaway, Hills
boro, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Child Drowned I'm a Cistern.

UPPER sANDUsKY, o., April 21.-One
Of George Fishers children, daughter,
aged 2 years, was playing in the back
yard After while she was missed,
and search resulted in her dead body
being found in an open cistern. She
had evidently been dead-two hours
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

Elder s. S. Beaver, of McAllisterville,
Juniatta county, Pa, says his wife is
subject to cramp in the stomach. Last
summer she tried Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy for it,
and was much pleased with the speepy
relief it afforded. She has since used it
whenever necessary and found that it
never fails. For sale by Seybert 4 90.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft, or calloused Jumps and blen.
ishes from horses, blood spsvins, curbs,
sphnts, sweeney, ring-bone, stiles,
sprains, all swoolen throats, coughs, etc.
Save $50 by use of one bottle. Warranted
the most wonderful Blemish Cure ever
known. Sold by W. R. Smith 4 Co..
druggists. Hillsboro. Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Life Convict Gets Awav.

PORTSMOUTH, O., April 21.-Two cars,
containing the desperadoes bound for
brooklyn passed through here. At
South Portsmouth 1t was discovered
that Kansas life prisoner escaped.
The train and surroundings were well
searched, TO no avail
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

I. F. Anthony, ex.postmaster of
Promise City, Iowa, says: 81 bought
one bottle of Mystic Cure for rheum.
atism and two doses of it did me more
good than all the medicine ever took"
Sold by W. R. Smith & Co., Druggists,
Hillsboro, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
DISEASES OF woMEN.-we have a sp.ci,I d.

DISEASES OF W0MEN.-we have a special de-
partment, thoroughly organized, and devoted ex-
eS.usyely to the treatment of diseases of women
Every case consulting our specialists, whether by
letter or in person, is given the most careful and
considerate attention Important cases land we get
few which have not baf1ed the skill of all The
home physicians) have the benefit of full council
OF skilled specialists. In treatment Of diseases
peculiar to females, our success has been marked
over two.thirds Of our patients being ladies, old,
young, married, single, rich and poor. Our method
II entirely free from Objectionable features OF the
general practt,oner, namely, Local treatment"
We seldom find it necessary. We prepare rene
dies, constitutional and local. as the case demands
and instruct ladies how to treat themselves.
MARRlAGE.-Married persons or young men con.
tempating marriage, aware of physical weakness,
loss OF provocative powers impotency or any other
disqualification, speedily restored
PRIVATE DlSEASES.-Blood Poison, Venereal
amt, elect, Structure, Seminal Emissions Loss OF
Sexual Power, Weakness of Sexual Organs, Want
OF Desire in Male or Female, whether from impru-
dent habits of youth or sexual habits Of mature
years. or any cause that debtates the sexual func-
tons, speedily and permanently cured. Consulta-
ZION free and strictly confidential. Absolute cures
guaranteed. Medicines sent free from observation
to all parts of the United States.
EPILEPSY, OR FITS-Positively cured by new
and never-failing method. Testimonials furnished
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
La Grippe.

During the prevalence of the Grippe
the past season it was noticeable fact
that those who depended upon DIR.
Kings New Discovery, not only had a
speedy recovery, but escaped all of the
troublesome after effects OF the malady.
This remedy seems to have peculiar
power in effecting rapid cures not only
in cases of La Grippe, but in all diseases
of Throat, Chest and Lungs, and has
cured cases OF Asthma and Hay Fever of
long standing. Try it and be convinced.
1t won't disappoint. Free trial bottles
at Seybert & Co.'s.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

He-Miss Budd isn't as pretty as she
was
She-That wins my bet.
Heidi you bet that her beauty
would fade?
She-Nope; that you would propose
to her and get left.-Iruth.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

A wise old saw says "The door to sue.
cess is labeled Push" In these days.
however, many people think it requires
"pull" to get that door open.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

He-Who is that dowdy looking girl
over by the piano?
1.-THE one in green is my cousin"
"No, no, the fright in pink, 1 mean"
"Oh, she is my twin sister,"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

$50 you have discharged your dress.
maker. l thought she did beautiful
work"
Mrs. Growler-That's just it. There
was never an opportunity to find fault
with ANYTHING.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

1t is tarnal hard to keep soul and body
together. But it is harder to keep your
mouth together Buffalo Courier.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

Mamma-Did you take your capsule
without any trouble?
Robbie-Yes, but l had an awful time
gettin' the quinine out of it first
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

Senator Lodge dubs the Wilson bill as
"The Gospel of Despair" No better
definition has been given
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26
Some Foolish Mothers

Let their babies cry with collie, giving
mother no rest night or day. How fool
ish, when DR.. Hands Collie Cure gives
immediate relief to baby. 1t removes
wind from the stomach, quiets the
nerves and gives restful sleep. Mother,
send today to your drug store for 25c.
bottle. Think OF the weary hours it
saves you. If baby's gums are sore,
teething, use DR.. Hands Teething
Lotion. At all druggists, 25 cents.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

Wife-Oh, horrors! that stupid re.
porter has made perfect failure of the
write.up of our party.
Husband-Full of mistakes is it. L
Wife-Heavens, no he has written it
up exactly as it was.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-04-26

Shiloh's Cure, the great Cough and
Group Cure, is in great demand. Pocket
size contains twenty-five doses only 25c.
Children love it. Sold by Seybert & Co.