Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1894-03-23
SOME HAPPENINGS.
As Reported by a Local Scribe on the Bone
villa BuRlR.


Vile Bugle.
Ye local took in the grand full dress ball
given at Slocum's Valley last Friday even
ing by Arch Walton's mother in honor of
his return from Slawson's Corners, where
he has been acting as managing director of
the Lone Star sawmill in place of his father,
who has gone to Dwight on personal bust
ness. Will Cooper's string band furnished
the music, and 81 couples tripped the light
fantastic until the "wee sma' hours ayant
the 49,"
We have received letter from Liberty
vile signed Glorious, Offering poem of IL
stanzas, entitled 1.-THE Rancher's DOOM"
in exchange for subscription and job work,
which we hereby gently but firmly decline.
We are not half as much interested in 1.-The
Rancher's Doom" at this juncture as we
are in replenishing our woodpile and rails
ing the funds to pay for Is pounds of new
roller composition due here next week from
St. Louis. If Glorious has cord or two of
green hickory or some of Uncle Sans I. o.
us, we shall be glad to talk business with
him, with view to placing his name on the
subscription list of Boneville's leading fam
lily, literary and political journal.
The beautiful and thrilling drama OF
East Lynne" which is to be presented at
Perkins Opera House next Saturday even
ing by the Galaxy Dramatic company OF
New York, will be the great amusement
event of this season in this city. We-saw
this play performed during our visit to St.
fully say that there was not a dry eye in the
house. The coming performance in this
city will be enlivened by Miss Bessie Slicer,
,1@ will sv%r how, !
serpentine dance during the second act.
Our article in last weeks Bugle arraign-
ing President Cleveland's Hawaiian policy
has rs yet received no reply from the White
House nor from the slavish organs of the
administration. This silence speaks for
itself and needs no comment.
Harry Smiler of Norton's Hill Sundayed
in this city last week. Harry is as hand.
some as ever, and Dame Rumor whispers
that Bonneville has powerful attraction for
him in the person of one of our most stylish
and beautiful young ladies. Good luck to
you, Harry!
Mrs. James Stimson of Beaver township
pleasantly surprised the editors family q
few days ago by presenting them with a
large crock of the most delicious elderberry
jam it has ever been our pleasure to enjoy.
Mrs. Stimson is a Jealous Christian woman
and generous neighbor, who is never 50
happy as when doing kind acts to the poor
and needy whom she meets on the pathway
of life. Many thanks, Mrs. S.
We have at this office nine dozen and odd
bottles of Whacker's noncorrosive and in
fallible hair grower, taken in exchange fol-
the beautiful two column display ad. now
running on our second page, and will pre-.
sent one bottle of it to every subscriber who
settles all arrears and pays years sub,
scription in advance any time between now
and April l. This is an opportunity sci.
dom offered. and if it is properly improved
by our readers there won't be single bald
; head in Bonneville for many year. The
noncorrosive infallible hair grower also
makes an excellent article for polishing fur
niture and DISCRIMINATING red ants. Come
in early if you want bottle.
We understand that Jud Lawson, who
was locked up in the cooler last Saturday
night for Keeling along Prunestone avenue
and yelling that he was bigger man thar
Queen Liliuokalani, objects to the action Of
The Bugle in reporting him in its last issue
as "a common drunk" If it will suit Mr.
Lawson any better, we will retract the
common drunk" and set him down as ar
uncommon drunk. We study to please
Jud, and corrections are our stronghold.
The mush and milk social at the Greek
schoolhouse last Tuesday evening for tn,
benefit Of the Tennyson Literary societ,
was brilliant affair. The table fairly
groaned under the weight Of good things
and all went as merry as smarriage bell
The only disappointment Connected will
the occasion was the failure OF BERTHE Syke