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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Thoughtful Girl.

Mrs Jacobs-Eva, you know we ex.
pect the new boarder tonight. Is the
family Bible put away?
Eva-Better than that, ma. have
left one of my pictures is his bureau
drawer, accidentally, and marked it,
October Is, 1898, aged nineteen
Judge
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

When Accidents Occur In Factories.
The majority Of accidents in manu-
factories occur during the last two
hours of the working day, when the
employees are usually tired and care.
less
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Let us remind you that now is the time
to take De Wits Sarsaparilla, it will do
you good. 1t recommends itself. For
sale at City Drug Store.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Same the World Over.

Moxey-Gad! l wonder what the pool
Ieclander does when he comes home
from the club after a six months even
ing poker party?
Mrs. MoXy-Probably the same thing
he says here-''My dear, it's very early"
IN. Y. World
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Might Do Better There.

Mrs. Nuwed-1 want You TO hire q
girl for me to-day, dearest.
Mr.. Nuwed-Where shall 60?
Mrs. Nuwed-Why. to an intelligence
Office, where I got the last one.
Ny. Nuwed-Well, if you got the last
one in an intelligence Office. I think
I'll try some idiot asylum this time as
IN experiment.-Town Topics.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

A lady at TOoleyis La, was very sick
with bilious collie when NJ. C.. Tisler. a
prominent merchant of the town gave
her a bottle of Chamber]ain's Collie.
Cholera and Diarroea Remedy. He says
she was well in forty minutes after tax
ing the first dose. For sale bv City Drug
Store.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Mother-Walter, see that you give
Beatrice the lions share of that
banana.
Walter-Yes, mamma.
Beatrice Mamma, Walter hasn't
given me any.
Walter-Well, that's all right. Lions
don't eat bananas.-Brooklyn Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

NJ. Moissan. the distinguished French
chemist, has made some more crystals
Of the diamond by plunginG the cleo
trio cruclble containing the carbon 1t
. temperature Of 1000 degrees cent?
grade into cold water. The diamonds
thus obtained scratch rubies and burn
with the production Of carbonio aeid
Ras, but the largest weighs only Oh
williQ.amA
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

People have begun to send us orders for
Stead's great book, IF Christ Came to
Chicago" Regular subscribers get them
for forty cents. All others, SOC, regular
price of publishing house in Chicago.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
ChiIdrencry for Pitch
er'S CaStOria.

StOddard's Portfolio of Photographs
handsomely bound in Morocco lea Their for
50. Half Morocco 50. Full Russia S..
Half Russia $3.50. Cloth $3.50.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Creates health, creates strength, creates
vigOr: De Wits Sarsaparilla. 1t recon-
mends itself. For sale by City Drug
Store.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Beauty OF Absence.

Wiggins-1 wonder how it is that old
DeCash always speaks SO highly of his
poor cousin in the west?
Grump-H'm! His cousin is so hard
up that he never can afford to pay him
Q visit!--Truth.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Something to Boast OF.

Little Miss Ethel-What is you so
proud about?
Little Miss Edith has had the
measles.
II don't see anything in that to put
on airs over"
Eyes, but l caught it from a girl
whose aunt married count."-Good
News.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
John and tho Old Man

John and the Old Man.
II never see John these days. Where
is he nOw?"
Hes off somewheres a-learnin' OF
Latin"
''And the old man?'
''Splittin' rails in dialect, fer to pay
Johns bills."-Atlailta Constitution.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Repartee In Harlem.


Mrs. Groganey Indignantly Your
goat have been eatin' Shamus' washin'
off the line.
Mrs. ORiarty with ire)-The poor
craychur! An it's payin' for it you'll
he if he dies.-Chicago Record.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Stoddard's, Worlds Fair and all other
portfolios of Photographic views hand
somely bound at this Office at prices be-
low eastern houses.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Silas-I feel just like a city chap,
dressed up in these city clothes.
Hannah with far-away look)-Yes,
indeed you do, Silas. Them city fell
lers, as boarded here last summer, all
wore clothes that were nice and soft,
like these.-Puck
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
CODSOliug Her.

Girl (weeping)-I'm SO sorry you
have to 20 on the road again. It al
most breaks my heart.
Drummer-Don't cry, Fanny; I'll
manage to pick up another girl some
where.-Texas Siftings.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Maud-What is the height of youl
ambition, dear?
Marie (blushing furiously)-Oh. some
thing about six feet-Hallo.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

What makes honse home? The
mother well. the children rosy, the faith
er in good health and good humor. All
brought about by the use of De Wits
Sarsaparilla. 1t recommends itself. For
sale by City Drug Store.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Jess-What possessed you to seek an
introduction to Miss Footlights?
Bess1I wanted to get the address of
herdressmaker.-N Y. World.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Transportation.

Little F1ossie-Are you going t.
throw away your short dresses when
you come out in society?
Little Millie-No. indeed. Just move
them down.-Truth.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Her Happiuess Incomplete,

Her HappiOess Incomplete.
Mother-I don't think Flora is en-
Toying herself tonight.
Maud-No, she's not. She refused to
dance with George, and he doesn't
seem to mind it at all.-Forget Me Not.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Educational Item.

Visiting Friend-It must cost good
deal Of money to be a student.
Student-It takes some money at first,
but afterwards you can live on credit.
Texas Siftings.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Children Cry for Pitch
er'S CaStOria.

School district order books al the cOln-
ty superintendent's office, Globe print, 75c
each.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
E0uivO0ue.

EQuiv0Que.
Ruth-Would you marry q man just
because he was rich?
Kitty-What's the matter with ais
narrying me?-Detroit Free Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

A man once wrote . novel
whose hero had no wife:
AMI Ill who read Il called IL
A study In still life"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Righteous Indignation.

Righteous Indignation.
Il want DIVORCE" she said, as she
sank into chair in the lawyers Of
fee.
From your husband?' queriea the
careful attorney.
''No, from my grandfather" she
snapped, as she bolted through the
door and slammed it behind her.-Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
The Connecting Link.

Mrs. Van veneering-Do you know
the Richleys well?
Mrs. Jere Mandering-Like q book.
We employ the same dressmaker.-
LITE
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
A Bovine Repartee.

He picked up hickory bough,
And aimed a wild blow at the cough:
But the brute. with ! laugh,
Beloved forth: "l'm no caugh"
And the little dog Uttered: 'Bough: wough."
Life
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Easy to Tell.

Easy to Tell.
How do know when q mans . cranki
It IL very easy to toll, said he:
I always place man in that rank
OF men when he doesn't a9ree NTH ma
IN. 7. GHe9A
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
No Cure for 1t.

Jones-What's the matter, old man?
Smith-Can't sleep nights.
Jones-Ah, insomnia; I know Just
the
Smith-No; baby.-Judge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

TIC8N3UI Ike8OI0Bs
Clara-What are you reading now?
Dora-Historical novels.
''Do you like them?"
Eyes, indeed. There is so much can
skin. IN. Y. Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

siding where the sides are boarded. It
vines are made to grow over the sides
the beauty of the structure as an orna-
ment to ones grounds will be greatly
enhanced. The whole building should
be stained to secure the best effect.
the roof being of darker color than
the sides, and Of a color to contrast
tremendously with them. Such build
ing could have window sashes fitted to
it, and covers made to put over its lat
tice work, when it would serve as .
pleasant playroom for the children on
sunny winter days.-American Agri-
eulturist.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Captive, Not ConQueror.

C6pttve, NOT C0nQuerof.
''They say that Mirrors is going to
marry that Miss Passe. didn't dream
that he would capture her.
HE didn't. Chicago Record
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08
Going Into Mourning.

Manager of Theater-Well, the pro-
prietor of the house is dead. We must
do something to show our respect for
his memory.
Treasurer-Yes, of course. suppose
you'll close the house for night or
two.
Manager-No-o. Business is too
good. I'll put the chorus in black
tights for week, Brooklyn
Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

CHANGE II P0STOFFICE HOURS.
S a IN to 6:3e p In-Stamp Window, IN to p m
REGISTER and money order window. am to IN
exceps Sundays.
sundays $50 70 $50 i II. and to pm.
T. ". EVANS, p. NJ,
BY L. K. Evans and II. II. Donahoe, Deputies
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Horses to exchange for 400 acres Of
breaAing.-W. ]. FITZGERALD.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Children Cry for Pitch
ere G0etOHlA.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

CONS OF VETERANS. The Hea6guarfer,
- OF KANSAS Division, Sons of Veterans, L..
s. A.. are located ia the Wright building(up
stairs, southeast corner Second avenue and
Chestnut street The rooms are open from
9 a. III. to 4 =. IN. Visiting brothers are cor
daily invited to Gail.
F.. II. MADISON, Division Conn der.
I. A. HOBBLE, Dig. Adiutant.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-06-08

Sold dy WE. Pine, Druggist
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15

why we did not build them wider. |
answer that fifteen feet on each side
is far enough to move the hay dropped
/ in the center, and wider barn would
| be harder to ventilate. Our hay doors
are in the end, are twelve feet wide by
fourteen feet high, and hung at the
bottom on heavy hinges, have a staple
and ring near the top on the inside to
which rope is attached to fasten to
the hay-carrier to lower and raise the
door as needed.
Where stone and brick are scarce
and expensive, the barn can be all
frame except a foundation, which
should be as high as the manure is al
lowed to accumulate.
Twenty-fourfoot posts can be used
and the first eight feet taken for the
sheep stable and the balance used for
the hay barn. If ensilage is wanted it
can be built longer, and as much at
one end used for Il silo as is necessary
to supply the flock with succulerS
s-at tics .e2s,gllcc & IjTan UuItu III the form
of an l., as this gives shelter from the
prevailing winds, yet there is one OBJ
lection to this-lacll Of yard room.
The thirty by tifty-foot barn with
three wide doors can be divided into
three apartments, with long feed racks,
or with movable panels of fence where
the round racks are used. Two or
three hay chutes should run up through
the cen.er of the barn: these should be
boarded up, with doors on sides that
should be kept shut when not feeding;
these act as vcntilators and should
pass up to the vent!lators in the cupolas
on the roof of the barn.
TO illustrate the ground plan of such
barn 1 give the accompanying dia-
gram.
/ AAA: Compartments of barn SIX
teen and two-thirds by thirty feet.
BBB. Yards thirty by sixty feet.
/ (The middle one will be as much less
sixty feet long as is taken off for path
way to watering place-not more than
/ ten feet)
CCC. Doors of barn ten feet wide.
| D d d d. Gates to yards.
EE L Z L f E. Large windows.
FF. Chutes for hay and ventilator
&. Well or watering trough for al
yards.
II II. Better place for watering
troughs.
III. Round feeding racks if panels
of movable fence are used to form the
compartments.
In stormy and windy weather thi'
barn should be closed on the side o.
sides from which the storm comes anC
opened on the opposite sides, giving
plenty eff fresh air at all times.
Our thirty by forty foot barn men
toned above, with eight and a-hal
foot stone basement and sixteen foo
hay barn above, sided with matched
dressed sheeting, cost us about fou
hundred dollars, and one ten fee
longer could be built for five hundred
dollars or ess.-George McKerrow, il
Farm, Field and Fireside.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15

trunks of trees. There they sleep all
day, and at night go out on a forage in
search of something to eat. The owl
does not seem very particular about his
food. Any small animal he can catch
makes a meal for him. Rabbits, rats
and mice. even frogs, toads and such
such small fry, he will eat and carry
home to his nursery OF hungry little
owlets.
Most owls are Of dark, grave colOrs,
brown gray or black. But the owl Of
Greenland the cold region, is sunny
white. Naturalists tell us that that is
so that he can travel about the coun-
try unseen to search for his food. Owls
live over almost the whole world. The
cornmonest kind is that which all coun-
try boys know we'll enough, the barn
owl or screech owl. This creature
makes ve-y unpleasant noise, and
certainly merits his name. Farmers
dislike him, and take every occasion to
kill him. But in spite of his unpleas-
mt hootings he does them good service
in clearing the house where he lives OF
rats and mice. 1t takes great many
rats md mice to supply himself and all
his family, and Mr.. Barn owl is an
Industrious hunter. The mouse is pref
~ smart who can outwit Hmm. Y.
World.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15

Billy was provided with a small leather
collar that could be let out as he grew,
and small chain, which, however,
milk, and aftcrward on bread and
buclzwheGt pancakes. Indeed. he was
confined to a strictly vegetable diet,
because they thought his savage ma
ture might be developed by eating
meat.
Billy throve and soon needed bigger
collar. 1t was never thought necessary
to keep him chained up, because he
WIGS SO gentle. He had, therefore, the
run Of not only their own farmyard,
but those Of their neighbours as well
lie was bent upon every sort of mis-
chief; but it was not until long after
wards that he began the series of dcp.
relations that led to his untimcly end.
Summer came and passed. In the
autumn. when Ben dug his potatoes,
Billy followed behind, watching what
was going on, and, it Is said. as the
children picked the potatoes up. Billy
himself learned to look for them and
paw them out Of the soil. BE this as it
may, every bear uses it's paws with
great cleverness - and Billy was a
clever bear.
When the days grew colder. at the
approach of winter. lie commenced to
dig a hole under the side of the barn,
and soon he had great cavity under
the floor of the COW stable. Into this
den he began to carry all sorts Of stuff,
Tf2a 'f f6r tthia9Rghlt t. Aiyx ig&
One day when bread was being
baked, Billy hung about the kitchen
with 1nallc-believe indifferent air
After the bread was carefully laid
away under a white cloth upon the
pantry shelf, Billy waited until the
mistress back was turned. In an
instant, the cub made for the pantry.
There was shuttle and rattle of claws,
followed by 4 scream. The bear,
quick! The bears got the bread cried
the wife in distress, as she turned in
time to sec the rascal running out Of
doors with several fine leaves in his
arms.
Ben, as it happened, was close by,
and heard the hubbub, He sprang to
the door of the house just in time to
intercept master Billy. Billy reared
on his hind legs, and, as Ben canght
him by the back of the neck, Re
growlcd savagely and struck back at
Ben with one free paw, but never quit
ing his hold of the bread.
Finally. after getting good shaking
and n cnfTinr about the ears. Billy
broke away, carrying off the middle
loaf OF the three. lie disappeared into
his den, where he ate it at leisure.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15

On account of the avidity with
which bees take salt, had supposed
it as necessary to salt my horses, hogs
and cattle, says a writer. If one does
not keep a salt trough for the bees
they are apt to swarm about his stock
and we'll troughs and many are
drowned; but so long as salt water is
given them they do not go or bother
anywhere else. Where there are
streams or ponds convenient, bees,
especially if not sailed, will resort to
these for water; but even there are
certain spots that seem to yield min
eral or bracl1ish water they go to
suck. THIS shows their need OF some
thing more than ordinary pure water,
and since they leave all other water
ing places for a salty one, we can fair
ly conclude that it is best to give it.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15
TIE BIRD OF WISDOM,
n Little Lesson on the Habits OF the Ov
and His Family.

Little Lesson on the Habits OF the Owl
and His Family.
The owl has always been called the
bird of hcroisrIl and the er..lal.as...
dom. Perhaps it IS because he looks so
solemn, perhaps because he flies about
in the night and makes curious, mel
ancholy noise, that sounds like a per
petual who! who! who.'
There are many different kinds Of
owls. from the great horned owl, two
feet high. to the little bits Of fellows;
and the burrowing owl, which is about
as large as pigeon, and Which makes
its home underground.
This last owl is not very honest in
the way he acquires his home. Instead
of taking the trouble to dig out house
for himself ne goes to the cozy little
residence, already made, Of some quiet
little prairic-dog, who is too peaceful
and tinid in disposition to dispute the
matter There he selects q snug cor
ner for himself with the prairie-dog' S
family in curious fellowship.
But the usual home Of owls Is III some
old, ruined building, or in the hollow
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15
TIE CONOOR,S ElIGhT.
lie Scars Higher Than the Eayle and !
Far More Graceful.

lie Scars Higher Than the Tagle and Is
Far More Graceful.
When we speak of the soaring eagle
and Of his power to look with steady
eye upon the sun, we should not for
get that there is a bird larger and
heavier than the eagle, which has the
p"T'ar of rising in its flight to u greater
distance above the earth than pnv
other bird.
Inc bird in question is the condor of
the Andes, South America. The sirht
OF flock Of condors, sailing in mid-air,
mnst be beautiful one People who
have watched them say that, except
when rising from the ground, not one
OF them has ever been seen to flap its
wings,
They move in large curves. sweeping
In circles, descending and ascending,
without giving single flap of their
wings 1t is wonderful to see such a
great bird hour after hour. without any
apparent cXcrtion, wheeling and glid-
ing over mountain and river.
humboldt claims that the condor
scars t. height of at least twenty
three thousand feet above the sea. and
other travellers say that it sometimes
reaches height of six miles.
The strange thing is that from such
an elevation, where the air must be SO
highly rarcticd. the bird will drop sud
denly to the valleys, thus in the brief
est time passing through an almost in
credible change of temperature. But
1t loves the heights, and they are its
chosen home
1t IS when away up a great height
that the condor brings its keen eve to
bear upon the movements Of a herd of
cattle far beneath. When some weak
member of the hcrd falls to the ground.
the condors sweep down to the feast.
and gorge themselves until they have
no longer power to rise. Then the
Indians appear ard moose them with
the lasso.-Golden Days.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15
FARM AND GARDEN.
GOOD SHEEP BARN.
Several Things to Be Considered Regard
ing Location and Construction.

Several Things to Be Considered Regard
ing Location and Construction.
In building a permanent sheep barn
there are several things to be consid-
cred.
The location should be high and dry,
facing the south, if possible, where
plenty of good, dry yard room can be
had.
The building must be so constructed
as to be free from dampness, drafts
and foul air.
A very good barn for 100 sheep of
medium size may be built thirty by
fifty feet, either with a stone or brick
basement, all above ground, not less
than eight feet high in the clear land,
better nine or ten) with many large
windows near the top, SO arranged as
to open and close easily, and with
three doors ten feet wide on the south
side. These will allow teams and
wagons to pass in and out in hauling
out the manure, and should be kept
wide open, except in stormy weather
and when the wind blows in.
The barn above may be sixteen to
twenty feet high, and can easily be
filed with hay from an end door by
means of hay fork and track.
We have two such barns-one thirty
by forty that accommodates eighty
large breeding ewes, another thirty
by siXty-four. We are often asked
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15
THEY SHOOK HANDS.
Story of n Frcnchmau Who, Though q
Soldier, Was still Man.


Soldier, Was still Man.
A story has lately been told by an
old soldier of the French army as a
souvenir Of the Crimean war. In one
of the attacks of the French left upon
the Russians in the neigh bOrhOod OF
Sevastopol, the retreat was sounded on
both sides, and the Russians retired to
their fortress, the French to their
trenches. On the way French SER
reant of the line encountered alone q
Russian sergeant, also alone. The two
men were face to face. and enemies.
Their guns were empty. Simultane'
ously they took cartridges from their
pouches and began to load, methodic-
ally, like wcll-drilled soldiers, but as
swiftly as possible. The guns, like all
others in that campaign, were muzzle-
leaders. The cartridges were forced
to place with ramrod. Simultaneous
ly the two ramrods entered the guns,
and simultaneously they were with
drawn. but the russian, accustomed
by inncxible discipline to do every
thing in a set way, put back his ram
rod in its place along the barrel, while
the Frcnchman threw his away with
the movement that withdrew it.
This gave him the needed moment:
advantage over his antagonist. Clapping
his gunstock to his shoulder, he had
the Russians life in his hands. The
Russian stopped still, awaiting the
shot that should be his death. Their
the French sergeant dropped his CUR
from his shoulder and put out his right
hand The Russian grasped it, anC
the two soldiers shook hands without &
Nprd. Young People.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-11-15

The millionaire from the east took a
meal la carte in a western restaurant,
and when he came to pay his bill he
called for the landlord
Here, landlord " he exclaimed, this
is too much; l won't pay it."
What's the matter, sir?" replied the
landlord very obsequiously.
Il say the bill is too much. You've
got me charged dollar for two eggs.
What's that for? Are eggs SO scarce?''
"N-n-no, sir" hesitated and STAN
mered the landlord, but millionaires
are. Detroit Free Press.