Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-10-25

Ike lark or should say Il night
ingaiey" Tom: Both lark, you
know, sings by day and a nightingale
by night Kate Fields Washington.
She Ito one who has been making
love in the most approved fashion,:
but, really, Harry, are you serlous?"
He Serious; You don't suppose I'm
doing this thing for the fun Of II, do
youy Boston Transcript.
Lady; "You said this coal was eco.
nomical. Why, II won't burn ut all.
Dealer: "Well, ma'am, what could yo
have more economical than thatY"-
London It'd Bits.
Enfant Terrible Proud father Ito
friend; This Is my youngest boy.
Frank this IL MIR. jackson" Frank
tbrightlyl; lis that the man who
mamma said yesterday had more
money than brains p Truth,
A Swiss scientist announces that the
man Of the future will DO without
legs. And what will the politicians
pull, thenf-C Chicago Dispatch
Japan says she proposes to de-
molish China" said Mr.. Blyklns. "Sho
ought to have our servant girl" re-
piled his wife, YEARLY. Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Tommy: Paw, what makes them
have the weather office away up on
the top of high buildingr Mr.,
10 "a 4.
much exertion for fat man to climb
the stairs and kill the weather man"
indianapolis Journal.
Watts: "Ah. there is not the glory
The machines have Knocked 1t all gal.
ley west" Potts: Yes, even the
! prize.tighters are discnrdlng the pen
for the typewriter. Cincinnati Trl.
1 bune,
oh, natures getting giddy now,
As sure as YOU are born;
/ With rouge upon the autumn leaves
/ And tassels on the corn.
Washington Star.
First Bad Boy Mrs. Stuckup told
windows while she was In Europe.
4 but I'll get even with her.
Second Bad Boy How
/ First Bad Boy When the baggnN
expressman arrives with Mrs. Stuck
ups trunks III scratch the steamer
/ labels or
Nurse It's twins, sir. Father Holy
4 Moses and great Jehosaphat! Nurse :.
! oh, no; we haven't named them yeti
! Syracuse Post
/ Yes, my son writes ten poems a day
ana takes i'm hour for dinner" .Sorry
for him, but you'll have TO get him
In private institution; the asylum's
full.' Atlanta Constitution.
Stranger What Is the better hotel
70 stay at hereg Native Why, sir, 1t
doesn't matter which nv thin We takes,
for afore morDin' yen be wlshin We
wur In the other. Spare Moments
II observe" said Mr.. Des Jones,
reading the paper that Miss Pollard
will star In play called Moths"
Mrs. Des Jones ''That, | presume, is
1 70 teach the danger of the light
Cleveland Plain Dealer
1 Young Wife Gracious Look here,
4 fellow, your dog has run or with
whole sponge cake | left outside to
cool. Tramp Don't fret, mum. That
dogs stronger than he looks. He can
eat anything Spare Moments.
/ Cholle-Th idea Of business man
sending letter with l.. =. Chapple
/ -Doosld bad form, surely. Chollie--
But that isn't the worst OF II. In
this case IL means please Settle
Cincinnati Tribune.
Second Husband You needn't growl
| because | don't work All your first
j husband did was TO white. Weary
| Wife-Yes, but always found enough
! shavings after he got through to build
the fire In the morning. Syracuse
Post.
/ spudkins--I suspect an intention on
the boss part to get rid OF me-"
! Snaggs-Dld anything he said TO you
give ground for the suspiciorY Spud-
klns Yes. He said he wouldn't need
me after this week. --Pittsburg Chron-
icle.
Cholly Chnmpleigh- have dog
that knows as much as | do. Miss
Coldeal (absently)I think dogs are
awful stupid animals. Truth.
Il think Dabley's last comedy is bet
ter than bis first"
How soi He still has his jokes
and W BY the ears"
There's the Improvement You must
confess he can haul them In now by
one ear at -F'liegende Blaetter.
HIS Suspicious WERE CON.
FIRMED.
Puck: Ave forgotten more than
you ever knew