New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-10
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

Daggs-They say that since Mrs Fin de- s,..,.
has begun to investigate the history Of woman.
status in the past she has stopped making speech..
In favor of suffrage.
Caggs-That is to say, she has become historic,
instead of hysterca.
They say" is the plural Of SANDER
There are some very good people who love to tan
II is better to run the shoes down at the h..
than to be too lazy to wax.
II some peop.e knew that the sun had spots ON 4.
they would Almost worry Themselves TO death
The man God uses L. not the one who spend.
most of his time in looking for easy place "
Church members who never smile will some d,
find out how much harm they have done.-(Ram!
Horn.
While a few men seem to be afraid lest wou..
shall take to wearing trousers. Ellen Batele Dr.
trick in the August Arena turns the tables a.
them by telling them that they have real nsb,
to wear that garment. Prepare for a shock, dsa,
brothers Of the Occi1ent." she says The fact |,
that trousers were purely feminine invention
created by woman for her own special wearing and
man was actually reproached by his contemporaries.
for copying feminine fashions when he first began
to adopt trousers for his attire"
Now" shrleked Mr. Barnes former in the grea,
me'odrama. "Flshed from the Ferry" now is he
men in the gallery. Il fought il WIZ purity near
time FOR him to begin actin If he ever wuz goin'
to."-Qndlanapois News
Under the head Of Irish-Amercan deaths. IN.
Cork Herald" makes the following announcement,
Died: Kavanagh June Il. at go Oak-st, Ken
lucky, Patrick Kavanagh'
I'nrehear$ed ETect-Aged and venerable re.
ancestor; this chest has not been opened Tor a
bon Dleso-Opon IT, (When the IA is raised .
live cat Jumps on TO the stage)
Od servant-Drat those mischievous chorus adsi
-(Humoristche B.aetter
Says 1.-The Waterman" Baptist. % Boston: II,
not pleasant topic. but at.erdance at good many
conventions has convinced US that he Chautauqua
salute Is a most uncean and unwno.esome custom.
II everybody who waved a handkerchief waved
clean one It would DO very well; but matter OF
fact every one does not and VIII not. In the in
teres,s Of decency and sanitation. the Chautauqua
salute in promlscuous assemblies should be sup
pressed"
place must be given 10 the recent achievement Of
Chicago paper In the mixing up oi head lines In
a most startling manner First there Is an article
WIN THE CONDOR or THE ANDES
Albert sea'on Berry st I'll kfn'u'Ay Bears fn''
In another column. on the page Of the
paper !" ffA afsf.aRnr : MA a az GoXGREss
Scars Far Above the Easie ana Reaches Height
~tBara;o Commercial
Various
reported TO be wrestling WIKI the question whether
or not a young woman who breaks her leg at
dance can bring suit for damages against her
partner. on the ground that the accident was
caused by his c,umsiness.
Fine Sc, of suckers running this Government"
said Mr. Hlcarde. disguSted.y.
What's TIE kick now
Everything. Just look az the postage stamps
for instance. The idea OF making reds worth twice
as much as b.ues. "-(Chicago Tribune.
In digging for the foundation for Masonic
temple at Augusta Me. recently. the worknen
found eight feet be,ow the surface bed OK
chips about three feet thick. No ships have been
built there for many years, and the shipyard n
which the chips were made abandoned forty
years ago.
To remember thing. connect Il with anstner
That Is a very good RUE In mnemonics, but X neefS
10 be observed with caution. An exchange reports
a schoO,roOm dialogue:
Teacher~With whom did Achilles fight at ~
battle OF Troy?
Pup.-Piuto.
Teacher-Wrong. Try again.
Pupi.-Nero.
Teacher-NerO, How 10 yoU- =.
Pupil-Then IL must have been Hector. ! knew II
was one OF our three dogs.-tYouth's Companion