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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18
POISCE cot xr.
Hat n OF Cas,u Gang SUtiss aorse
Thieves $50 nd Over

GrorRr Cline aud FL Remedy, who
were soliciting aluIr. were arirs ,.d la.t
night and placed in Jail This morning
they were up before his homer. just .r.
Lrkhari, and both aent Ia the chain gam;
for ten days each.
Blly Andrews, Floyd DAtlry, Eidlr
jackson AMI billy Hastings, four As nnc
] oking hohos As ever walked IA shoe.
leather. were caught IN bnK cars last
night aud iail,si. This Inurn,ug they
showed up in e row before Justice L"ck-
bsiL aud Gs they could not Accouu, for
thei" condition, they were sent Ia III"
cnsin gang for ten days each, Walter
Anderson, jimmy Robinson and Claude
johnson were also found in box cars, but
they declared to The judge tha, they wer"
seeking work and were anxious Ia toll.
The judge iin.d them IS aud costs eacL.
bu, suspended sentence provided they
would l.av. tpwn inside of ten hours.
Frank Rogers, Con. Hurley. fr-i
Co,k, Billy Daniels. Johnny, Jimmy AMI
bODble ofKAn' Wtie iouhu lhst hlKlt
snugly hid away in u car II m-rchandis.'. .
which was bound for the south. They
were brought, into the august presence Il
his honor. Justice Lockhar,, this morn.
ing, bu, ar the nigh, policemen, Frsl
fornof aud Frank Harris, and ia. night
men at the depot. could not be- present.
their care was postponed until this even.
ing at o'clock
The preliminary hearing 81 Mauriso
Chayes and Julian Quintsna, aecusssl uf
stealing two horsea from J. NJ. Green,
then came on before Justic. Lockhait. .
II. concluded that h. had jurisdiction 10
hear the cause, and bound the two men
over Ia await the action II the grand jury
II this county in the sum IL Sl,OOU each,
in default II which they were conveyed
to a cell in the old town Jail. The men
plead gully 4" the charge II stealing ia
hor..s jus, l-fore leaving the court rooln.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18
Death On the O~s~t

j. ". Hill called At this office Tuesday
to repor, tn. finding of dead man On
Crow dat, 100 miler wss, of here. about
two weeks ago.
TIL" man was found lying near an old
we'll. from which he hal drawn water Ivy
tearing np his saHh ami using II with .
tin can found n, Tia. spot. The water 10
~ strongly impregnsted with aikAli that
II kills stock. and in supposed 10 have
caused the death uf th. thirsty traveller,
who. IN going from .his dir~c,ion. hal 70
cr'~" n wa,"rl"Ss sir-,ch of forty-6ve
miles, He hal apparently walked 10 the
well
Thee" ~HS nothing 10 his person 10
reveal his Identity. lie was AN Am.ri-
can, live feet aud half in height. and
about forty yrars II age. .-R.idy Argus.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18

New Market, Aiun SUMMONS Liver
Regulator cured M" ~ liver complaint
Hud IalpitAtlnn uf the heart I used
many other rrm~irH but with no relief
until began taking : l.. X VIM.
SchluN Your driggl-l sells II in pow
der ~ liquid, The powder ia to lie taxi
- dry ar made into tea,
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18

Having ,rm">r'' nom IN. territory II
N"ald b" m o.,irr COR Alderman SchW Artz
4" huuh IN hs rec uAt,uu
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18
neE,-,ra,loa 10 apache Cs..,y.

There are 937 names sir~Ady tled f"r
rrglS,rsti~n. FROM pr-sent indications
the registration this year will reach thir.
teen hundr,-i, Registering officers will
confer favor on tbs couuty r-c"ri-r, Rs
well As the PRINTER, by forwarding the
aIhdAvl,s Of registration every week
by ~ doing they will facilitate the work
all round 81. Johns Herald.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18

when the SCALP IL a,roph,sd. az shiny
bald, M preparation will rrstors the hair,
In other eassa, Halls Hair Remover viii
slAr, . xrvwth.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18

The hose running team ARE doing some
little prSc icing. Trainer kulsht dscisr-
20 thA, his spTin,srs are In rst-,IAss con-
dition, aud he expects to bring back the
bait frum he LAs Vegas tournament
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18

,riba,ing point. The office Y clAsSed a,
John skaggs, deputy under perfcc,o
Armijo and otber officials, is on beaver
creek In verii valley. He said he woull
hardly know Albuquerque now And
hopes " he able Ia attend the fair.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18

Kenneth Hsl"morr had the god for
tune tn receive sinAll bt,le ~ Cham
b-rlain'o Cole, ca .ra and his rrhoes
Remedy when three members IT his fam
ily w-r" sick with dyurn,ry. This one
small bo,,lr cuI,sl them all and he had
rpmr left. which he gave a. G.o. W.
BaIrr, n prominent merchant ~ the
place, lewiston, y c., and II cur.d him
"f She sAtn- complaint when troubled
with dyr-nt-ry. diArrhoaA, collie aud
cholera m"rbus. give this rrpedy trial
and you will be- more than pleased with
the result III. praise that naturally
follows i- introduction and us. has made
II very popular, Twenty hve aud tfty
cent ho, les for sale hy 7. II. burgess Il
Son, druggists.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18
FatAt . Aeeiaeat.

A NHh and IA al accident occurred at
the Eighty i've Milwaukee company's
group. abou, . o'clock last FRIDAY morn
ing, Louis W, Jones'. aged 10 years, and
uuly r"n ~ M. irn u Jones. loot bis
life !, appears ,hA, ~ day nr two befire
the gallnwH frame of the i3O foot shan
caught tire from spark from small
furnace "rci~i near by 10 operate .
pump to relieve the shan ~ foul air.
While lhis Was lnrng repaired young
Jones started down the ladder Ia get
raw and hammer that hal been l.it half
way down the shaft When about thirty
feet down he was struck by wave Of
i"nl air. now in,rrm.ngled With the
spukr that bad lcsr.ul.i from the burn
ing Eallows fram. the day b.fur. and to-
s-thrr forming = deadly carbonlc gas,
and Lnucked ID the ladder la the rocky
uu,tom below llIllshorn Advocate.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18

Carnegie 10 a good example Il the Ab.
ssntss landlord He has cAuS,d NOR.
trouble, and done more Ia disgracs IA.
nation. than any otLrr man In II. HIS
Homestead troubles, hS Armor plate
frauds and other dubious transactions
have brought shane to every American
who loves the eoai name II hi. country
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1894-08-18
TIVE WRECK.
The B,~iy Of Fireman Norton
Frightfully Mangled.
EsaIsgKR NORRIS SLIGHTLY BRUISED.

The special ,rail sent out late yester.
day afternoon to Cuberu for Engineer
wm. Norris and the dead fireman, James
A. Norton. returned 10 the city at | 80
oclock lAsi night.
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coUNrr NorIcEx.

NOTICE ToIAXPAY ERs or KING COUNTY.
- sseington Notice = heresy glyea tina.
TIE fo2rd OF eogaty comIaiss eaeFs % Klng
ce0ntys sitting a. posrd Of equal Eztioa. ~sii
% n sssssoo tAree ~ weeks, commencing N0n-
dsy. august 8. Fs9a. Tor the purpose OF e4usliz.
Ing tbs Lax roli OF isgA
All taxpayers ctkfustgg aoAtenoEt OF tar are
hereby aoglnei 20 appear on OF before SATURDAY
Alsa ~ 1894, 81 - laFegeF h4ffe1.
n A TMICHEIL-
County Auditor and ex-Ofilcfo Clerk o. the
Board OF L6ansy Commissioners Of kiRg
Co3ntv.
BySArH2S ExaAx. psDuty
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Advertisements wiz be rscsivs1 ~ orAacA
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sfIss CaAFIN GIVEs LESSONS Az You 4
u Aez& 81 EeoEa TA2Fe aza Ial0A
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21

little letter! The writer said he had
found that awful card-oh, no. He
didn't say awful card. He said he had
found the girls card in an old English
dairy cheese they had received from
New York, and would she deign to let
him call and see her? Would she deign!
Nov, you will hardly believe it, but
the writer of this note was the young
man this horrid girl had put out of her
mind long before-she is only a cheese
factory girl and he so rich and hand
some!-and here that card she had
blushed for and wept over all these
months had gone all the way to En-
gland and come back home again, and he
had got it! Wasn't that just too sweet
and lovely? And she said he might
come to her fathers house and see her,
And he did. And he fell in love with her,
the silly thing! And in three months
they were married. And oh, we have
been so deliciously happy ever since!
But there will be no use for you to ask
me who that horrid girl was. l wouldn't
tell you, not for worldsr'-N. Y. Sun.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21

orator into hot bath-and little pills,
too, and camphor and cold cream. It's
strange he isn't dead. It's lucky l
called just when | did. How'd you
come to get Pilule?'
Rose did it." whispered the profess
sor. "She thought he was a good
man
she thought, did she?" interrupted
Squibob What right had she to
think in this case? It's a wonder you
aren't dead. Let's see your tongue
DIR. Squibob," said Rose from the
other side of the room, where she stood
with her eyes ablaze and her fluffy
hair trembling with indignation. DIR.
Pilule is such nice man. And he has
lots of patients-and he cures 'em, too.
1t don't become you to criticise Dr.
Pilule-you, that lock men up and
freeze 'em to death in refrigerators.
Don't let me hear any more of it, DR..
Squibob."
Don't talk to me about Pilule. 1
| don't approve of Pilule. Your uncle
might have been dead if I'd been a
little later in getting here. Let me
see your tongue" This latter remark
was ad dressed to the professor and not
to Rose.
Nobody knows what Rose intended
to say after this. for DR.. Pilule had
been quietly standing near the door
for some time, and, hearing Roses
warm defense of himself, thought it
time to appear in his own behalf
A sight of DR.. Pilule, Rose went into
a spasm of crying and laughing and
fell in an hysterical fit straight into his
arms. There is no suspicion of pre-
meditation in this occurrence, and the
only strange thing about it was that,
though Mysteries were something of
! speciality with Pilule, it took a very,
very long time for him to deal with
/ Roses case; and, by the time he had
restored her to tranquility and a fever
ish complexion, Squibob had departed
without saying a word to anyone.
| Owing to the loss of the professors
voice, it is difficult to obtain minute
particulars of other things that trans
/ pired; but neighborhood rumor says
that the lovely niece and D1. Pilule ar
! rived at some sort of understanding
during the hysterical period, and that
in consequence many mysterious pack
ages have begun to v'rive at the resi-
dence of the niece, most of which are
only suitable for wedding presents. 1t
further says that among the best of
| these packages are some marked From
Squibob, and that Squibob and Pilule
were seen to shake hands on the street,
L.. Go = H., Il L.
apparent cordiality. All this is incredi-
BILE, and can only be believed when the
| professor RECEIVERS his voice from the
refrigerator and confirms the truth of
! the rumors.-Peterson Magazine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21
SACRIFICES AND CROPS.
The Spring Appeals to Deities Presiding
Over Agricultural Interests.

The Spring Appeals to Deities Presiding
Over Agricultural Interests.
We learn from Festus that the
Romans sacrificed red-haired puppies
in spring, in the belief that the crops
would thus grow ripe and ruddy; and
thsre can be little doubt that these
puppies, like the lamb sacrifice at
Holne and Kings leighton, were a
substitute for an original human vic
tim, Prof. Ramsay, the great authority
on Phrygian custom, believes that
Attis was at first represented by a
human victim, who was probably
slain each year by cruel death, just
as the god himself died" and Mr..
Frazer has shown that Attis was
essentially a god of vegetation, that
one of his epithets was very fruit
full, that he was addressed as the
reaped yellow ear of corn" and that
the story of his sufferings, death and
resurrection was interpreted as the
ripe grain wounded by the reaper,
buried in the granary, and coming to
life again when sown in the ground.
Adonis, again, is one of these gods of
vegetation, originally represented, no
doubt, by human victim.
The famous gardens of Adonis were
baskets or pots filed with earth, in
which wheat, barley, and flowers were
sown at the time when the women
were mourning over the dead Adonis.
To this day, in Sicily, at the approach
of Easter, the women SOW wheat. len
ills and canary seed in plates, which
are kept in the dark and watered every
two days. When the plants shoot up,
THE plates containing them" says Mr..
Frazer, are placed on the sepulchres
which, with etfigies of the dead Christ,
are made up in Roman Catholic and
Greek churches on Good Friday. just as
the Gardens of Adonis were placed on
the grave of the dead Adonis.'' Mr..
Frazer has also pointed out the marks
OF a similar element in the worship of
Osiris. He was a deity of vegetation,
the first to teach men the use of corn,
and his annual festival began with
blowing the earth.
In one of the chapels dedicated to
Osiris, in the great temple of Isis, at
Philae, the dead body of Osiris is rep
resented with stalks of corn springing
from it, and a priest is watering the
stalks from pitcher. Mr. Frazer sug-
gests that the legend of the mangled
remains of the god being scattered up
and down the land may be a reminis-
cence of the custom of Staying a human
victim = and distributing
his flesh or scattering his ashes over
the fields to fertillze them" Indeed,
Manetho tells us that the Egyptians
used to burn red-haired men and scat
ter their ashes with winnowing fans
Fortn!ghtly Review.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21
A LAND OF SAMPLES.
The Bota lical Aspect of the Bermuda
Islands.

The first impression of the islands TO
oneexpectinga semi-tropical appearance
is disappointing on account of the
cedar. This is the prevailing tree: in
deed, all the islands are covered with
this scraggy foliage. The trees for the
most part are small, and suggest to US
northern latitude and poor soil. 1t is
true that they are southern cedars,
which originally drifted over from
Florida, and some people might try to
call them cypress, and give them
botanical juniper flavor; but to us they
are northern, and in such contrast to
the cerulean waters and soft blue skies
and genial atmosphere that we are not
easily reconciled to them. Yet they
are the only thing that seems to be
native to the land. Every other tree
and shrub has an exotic appearance
even the mangroves, which grow in the
salt marshes, putting down their
branches and dropping their long seeds,
loaded at one end, into the slime, and
creating an impenetrable thicket, and
finally land. 1t is, indeed, called the
continent-maker Palms grow here of
several sorts-sago, palmetto, cabbage,
and date-but they are little more than
specimens. The bananas of small and
fairly good variety flourish, but not in
quantities sufficient to supply the
wants of the islands. The oranges and
lemons have succumbed to the scale. and
the few other tropical fruits are Of
no consequences The islands are at
times brilliant with various flowers
but not in the vigor or profusion of
southern California. Very fine indeed
are the great fields of lilies in bloom
(the export of the bulbs is one of the
industries of the islands,, and Oc-
casionally great fields of scarlet am
aryllis excite the imagination like a
compact regiment of redcoats. Bril-
liant also are the tall hedges of scarlet
hibiscus, and everywhere the oleander
grows wild in profusion. Much more
might be made out of the islands in
the way of gardens and small fruits if
there were more good farmers and
horticulturists and more enterprise;
but Bermuda is sort of child of the
sea. and looks beyond the horizon for
help. Upon many things there is
sort of blight, at least periodic, and it
has even fallen upon the pungent onion
and the potato, so that the anxiety of
short crop in these great staples is
added to the worry about the American
tariff. Charles Dudley Warner, in
Harper's Magazine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21

It was also stated that while Mrs,
Grvmble was hunting the policeman,
her favorite niece called at the house
anG found the professor in the deplor-
able state above described.
Upon her rested the responsibility of
calling the young doctor; but it was an
emergency that must be promptly
met, and, though the professor
thought himself the deadly enemy of
Dr. Pilule, he was in no condition to
object at this time, and, after his con-
dition improved. he saw something in
the blue eyes of the niece that warned
him to keep quiet. He did not fear
Mrs. Grumble, for he knew that, no
no matter how strenuously she might
object to any proceeding, she would
forget all about it the next moment,
in her anxiety to find something she
had lost.
1t is to be hoped the reader now
clearly understands how DR.. SquibOb
happened to call upon the professor
at this time. The niece was there,
with her hair in delightful state of
huffiness. Her disposition to antago-
nize Squibob and favor Pilule was in
creased from the fact that Squibob,
secure in plethora of patients, always
asked her why she didn't comb her
hair; and Pilule, with subtle wisdom,
complimented her upon her taste in
arranging it.
Squibob lost ground here, as he de-
served; and Pilule-but that is mat
ter to consider hereafter.
The rosy-cheeked niece gracefully
offered the doctor chair. He seated
himself in comfortable position,
glanced suspiciously around, shifted
the air, and said with a tone of con-
tempt in his voice:
''Camphor! little pills. foolishness
Prof, why didn't you send for me
before you got so bad? They always
wait till they're dead before they send
for me. They never give me half a
chance. It's wonder I've any repu-
tation left. Why didn't you send
sooner. l say"
The professor whispered from be-
meath the fiannels:
Il didn't send for YOU, Doc. If you'd
come back in decent season and I'M
locked the refrigerator I'd have stood
some chance to send for you. | was
too stiff to send for anyone when Rose
found me. She and Pilule brought me
around with a hot bath"
Il didn't lock it, Prof. 1t must have
locked itself; and as for that Pilule. |
can't express my opinion of him. I've
no opinion to express about Pilule.
press anything"
DIR. Squibob.' exclaimed Rose, in a
sweet, but indignant voice, DR. Pilule
is my friend.'
Il beg pardon, Rose" replied DR..
Squibob; but it's a wonder Prof.
isn't dead from shock. Out of a refrig-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21
Trying an Experiment.

A prominent Houston journalist re-
ceatly applied for the fifth or sixth
time to a wealthy friend for tenn
porary loan.
Don't you know" was the reply,
shat it is very painful to be always
lending money!"
mo, 1 didn't know that" replied
the journalist; 81 never did anything
of the kind in my life, but if you will
let me have twenty dollars, I'll lend
some Teller nickel just. to see if
what you say is so."-Alex Sweet, in
Texas Siftings.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21
She ras Waiting.

"I've been awake ali night. haven't
closed my eyes" remarked the rich old
man who had married young widow.
Then mamma would get new
silk dress" said the widows little girl
by former marriage.
what do you mean?" asked the ven-
cradle stepfather.
81 heard her say as soon as You closed
your eyes she was going to have a new
silk dress and diamonds and things."-
Alex Sweet, in Texas Siftings.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21
An Unkind Reply.

'Do you know" said Miss Prim to
Miss Giddey, that people are begin
ming to talk about your actions with
Mr.. Codling?"
II don't believe it, replied Miss
Giddey. Its all your imagination; and
you forget that you were young your
self once. "-Judpe.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21

Five-year-old Flossie had been bat
ting with her mother all day, There,
child" said the latter, putting the child
to bed, 'sleep well, and don't be SO
cross when you wake up" Il notice."
retorted little Flossie, when it's me
you say cross when it's you you say
nervous '"-Pearson Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21

There was fight on street in New
York. A crowd gathered around q
PROSTATE man. A kind-hearted gen
tleman examined the wound and said:
''For Heavens sake, send quickly for
a doctor; the man is not quite dead
yet!'-Texas SiftinOa
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-06-21
Beyond His Limit.

Featherstope i suppose, Harold,
you are very fond ofyour brave father,
the hero of so many battles?
Harold Leadenhail (son of the gener-
sir.
Featherstone-Is he home?
Harold-No, sir. He went out this
morning to give mamma a chance to
discharge the cook.-Truth.