The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1894-01-26
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whether he had sunk or gained the
shore, nor. to tell the truth, did we care
much.
Bear a hand boysi' said the cap.
tain tumble in these packages; get
the rest Of the goods into the boats and
lot them get ashore, II that dago has
not drank too much water, he may give
us some trouble about this matter yet. "
In a few moments the last package to
be smuggled was passed into the boats
the patron who had made the purchase
counted out the pay in doubloons, the
canoes pushed off and soon vanished up
the river. Ina few moments our matches
werereplaced the deck cleared up as be-
fore and the crew retired to their berths
with orders to be sound asleep and not
TO wake up on any account.
All this was scarcely arranged, when
the dash OF oars coming hastily up the
river was heard and in another moEien.
an armed boat from the guarda costa
was alongside. At the first sound OF the
approaching boat Captain Martin had
laid down where he first pretended to
go to sleep and he was now snoring
louder than ever. Even the curses,
many, loud and deep, OF the Mexicans
failed to arouse him from his deep slum.
Der.
The officer who had been thrown over
board, still dripping from his involun-
tary bath, rushed aft and with no gen
tie means tried to arouse the sleeper.
AT last he yawned and scratched his
head and coolly asked what was the
matter and what was wanted Then
came a scene!
All the Mexicans, cursing and swear
ing and threatening and carradooing at
once, pointing to the officer who had
been taking u midnight swim all alone
to himself, who, with voice louder
than all the rest, swore that he would
have drowned ii st. Antonio hadn't
made the sentinel hear his voice aboard
the guarda costa and caused them to
send him a boat. ..-.. ...-.-
The captain could not be made to un-
derstand what was the matter, and when
he was charged with having thrown the
revenue officer overheard and with hav-
ing smuggled boats alongside, he raised
his hands in holy horror toward the stars
and Indignantly replied;
ITS all contrived lie, Why" said
he to the other officers OF the guarda
costa, 'sthat gentleman dined with me,
we drank pretty freely, and then came
up from the cabin, when both of us lay
down here TO sleep. | did not wake up
until now; he must have been dreaming
and have fallen overheard in his sleep!
You all saw that | was sound asleep
when you came aboard, how then could
have thrown him overheard: The idea
is absurd, nonsensical, the whole story
improbable--yes, impossible-see, my
matches are all battened down, just as
Uuty WSlS WHoH yuu Wtio VII uuttiu
when ! came in from sea today; moth
ing has been moved; my crew are all
asleep. He must have been dreaming,
and while he dreamed Of smugglers and
the like of such he must have fallen
overheard. He knows very well that he
was 'as drunk as a lord. ="
The story of the captain was well con-
ceived, and told with better effect among
all the revenue officers, save the victim
himself, who called upon every saint in
the calendar to come down and swear
that his story was true. But the perfect
order and quietude Of our vessel; the
crew all sound asleep; the matches all
battened down. Just s@tffeey We're in the
morning; the honest indignation Of our
sleepy captain, and the acknowledge
ment of the victim that he had beei
very drunk, compared badly with his
own story, and the yarn of Captain Mar
tin was believed The soaked Official
was taken back to his own vessel, to be
tried and punished for sleeping on his
Watch, while another officer was left IN