New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-31
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

Two u.c % aluminium Is raridy increasing Some
Russian bishops are having their mitres made OF
IN. metal Ru, the o,d,mers look upon the practice
as ,acrlogious Think OF ST. Paul with an ahim-
mum mtre' they exclam
willing TO work-Everett Wrost-Lady. II you
would Ike to have some wood sawed
;.rhen perhaps you will let me turn on the gas
for me .akfast?'-dndianapoiis Journal
According to recent statistics there are about 2""
women practising medicine on the continent OF North
America Of whom 80 are homoeopathists The
,,,,,ri,v are ordinary practitioners but among the
remainder arr 20 hospital physicians or surgeons. 70
professors I'm the schools. Go specialists for the
d.seases OF women. 20 alienists. 10 orthopediss, ~
ocusts and aurlsts. and finally 30 electrotherapeu-
lists In Canada there IL but one medical school ex-
clusIvey devoted to the training OF medical ladies.
but in the United States in 1893 there were ten.
one OF them being a homeopathic establishment
Grandpa-Well Willie. you have been 10 church'
haven't yoIY
well what can you tell us about it?
WnMe-Why. sir. the man that sat in front OF us
had ears that wasn't ahke-(Chicago lnter-Ocean.
THE Philadelphia Ledger notes the fact that
six streets in Washington are named after Jackson
while there is not one named after Corbett
THE TARIFF LOAD.
Did you hear It? Were you awakened
By the rumble and the roar
or the business boom which started
In the solemn midnight hour?
We've been waiting for It's coming
During eighteen months or more.
And It's promise has been broken
TIL hearts are sad ana sore
When dear Grover was elected
And assumed the reins OF state
But-the clover blossomed late.
When the cart-wheels were discarded
All the jotng was 10 cease.
And all wav
And our paths seemed paths OF peace
Then the tarir doomed before
As the last rock in the road.
But the cattle proved unruly,
= nd they overthrow their Ioad.
So the drivers barred their sinews
Pitched the load anywhere.
And twas brought to an ACCOMPLISHMENT
With no parents presence there
Did you hear the feeble birth-wal?
Was its voice the voice of power?
Let us hope this cocktail tariff
VIII not prove a whiskey sour.
Will Warrenel IN Springfield Union
II IL TO be hoped that the feat just accomplished
BY slgnor Gnvagni. who has broken all previous
records by playing plano at Milan for twenty-five
consecutive hours without intermission or cessa-
ton tea Marsala wine and the yolk OF egg beins
gently poured down his throat while he hammered
away at the keys, will not lead to any spirit OF
emulation In this country. Otherwise. We should
be tempted to suggest the enactment by our legis-
ators of that obsolete Swedish law which ban
ished all musicians from the kingdom and em'
powered any and every citizen to put all such Of
tenders to death.
Lieutenant-We advanced only Ave miles yesterday
Captain OF Arctic Expedition-Thats what reck-
oned II. We've got to do better than that or our
relief expedition Will be catching UP with ns.-(Ma-
rine Journal.
IL Is possible that the consumption OF American
meat In England may be largely curtailed IL the
colonies keep up the record OF the steamer Perth
shire Her latest cargo. delivered at London from
Australia and New-Xealand. was the largest single
load OF refrigerated handled. 1t consisted
OF 10000 carcasses of sheep 5000 launches and the
same number OF legs OF mutton. $50 tons OF beef I5O
bags OF bu.ocks hearts $50 bags OF oxta.s and Kid
neys, I cases OF oysters and 40 cases OF butter
There was room In the steamers hold for about
1000 more carcasses Of sheep. The shipment was
the first Of its kind from the Pacific where the am
monIa machine was used for refrlgerating purposes.
Not Entirely Paralyzed-'I can hold them, Miss
Quickstep." said the young man by her side. re-
assurngly as the spirited team gave another lunge
forward. You're not afraid are your?
''When II comes to a showdown. Mr. Hankinson
replied the young woman. holding her hat on with
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