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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
Study Necessary to Successful Dali.
ryinR.

study Neccssary to Successful Dali.
rying.
In an address before the students Of
the school Of agriculture, Ohio State
university, ex-Gov. Hoard said: II
want to say something along the line of
study In dairy work.
I'm the first place 1 want to speak
Of the Importance Of special training
in dealing with the forces marsllalc.l
before us. We have first to understand
the subject Of maternity. the life which
lies in the COW. We depend on ma
tcrnity-thc functuion of milk giving
Is a maternal function. Tie laws that
control 1t are the laws Of maternity
ana the man who has to do with it
needs to study /e laws of maternity.
He needs to study the treatment t!:at
Is successful with maternity and invar-
tably he takes the max uf science for
his guidance. II he Is successful he
needs to study 1t in its every action.
He can only promote the flow Of the
lacteal II he provides for the comfort
Of the COW. Anything that disturbs
the COW, or anything that produces
nervousness in her. takes away the
flow and restricts the milk giving, AMI
rs natural consequence touches the
mans pocket nerve. want to make
this lecture intensely selfish but wise
ly 30. want 1t to be practical. 1
want you to see the profit in doing
this. -
Now he must understand that lie
has based his whole work Oh this Ques-
tion Of maternity and lie needs his best
study along this line. He can study
the laws which govern 1t, he can study
other forms Of life and then he will he
fitted to study this question of natcrni-
ty. He must understand that 1t means
first warmth. II he is shrcwd he will
see that that mother ~ insured a suf-
ncient degree Of warmth TO secure n
dow Of the lacteals
Then there Is a constant need of his
best study along the line Of the produc
d0n OF food for the COW on the farm.
s 'There" are today fortunes awaiting
farmers II they would study how 10
produce the finer kinds of food for tho
COW on the farm. 1t is settled that the
COW must be fed and the question of tn.
KIND OF food Is an important one.
milk is perfectly balanced COM
pound. aud therefore, she must have
balanced compound food. The man
y a fool who suppuscs he can feed
for butter fat alone, for in feeding
he must feed a balanced ration 10 Sc.
cure q balanced compound. l want
you to think about this, and l want
you to hunt for the reasons.
Il wish the farmers all over our land
could appreciate the wonderful con.
tributions to knowledge that have been
made Ivy students. do not mean
scholars. A student is one who never
gets done learning. but a scholar IL
one who has graduated and can learn
nothing more.
THE commercial problem of today IL
pow TO reduce the cost Of production,
K qhe' ether end Of this problem is out
Of your reach, but the cost end Of the
= problem is with you and you can do
something with it. To do this YOU must
study how to reduce the cost Of produc.
ton. Study how to produce protein
and fat. Thcsc can he produced In
some form or ether ON the farm which
VIII reduce the cost Of production"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

:. = IL
mission TO repeat to him ey IN, ~, abiA
that has passed between u, I'm fsSSsS
cannot coufute my wordsy. nor W6ulsi IL
dare to resent them" y
He would-he surely. would!', shc
cried excitetily. So q. 50 -
Nay, Gertrude Gilruth," he reio,ned.
fixing q steadfast gaze upon her face.
and speaking, between his. closed teeth:
Gertrude Gilruth!" repeated si,e; her
brain Of a sudden whirling rouhl. ana
round. "Slr, you. are insulting me; Il
own another name, by Whict, / haYe?e
right to be addressed" ) go.
"a right?" ~.
"Certainly." "a. ..e,.
The creole laughed with plying mir,
while she stool by. Quaklng, With 3
now and underlined dread. -
y 80.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
A Young Nam. Troable..

whats the matter: You seem to
be in frightful rage this morning"
Il am. You remember the challenge
l sent 10 u magazine editOr?"
YES"
well, I have just received his an
swer He says that my manuscript has
been received, and that it will be care
FULLY examined in due course Of time.n
Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
How Women Buy Cirars

Pete Amstordam-May I offer you
1 cigar?
Mountmorris Parkc-Thank you, but
1t Is very seldom that indulge.
Pete Amsterdam Then smoke one Of
these and It will cure you entirely Of
the habit My wife bought me q whole
box Of them g birthday present
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
stro.r Enoush to Dreok u,. ra,,.

He was on the car late at night ard
his breath was redolcnt with the per-
fuMe of several different brands of
liquors, peppermint and lozcngcs of one
sort and another. He was very socia.
BILE and the whole car was entertained
by his talk. When he got up and
started for the door the car didn't slow
ue, but went right along. He stood
on the step and prepared to take a
header. 1.-THE conductor had better be
careful how he drops him." said one
of the passengers. HE might fall"
Then the woman with the acid voice
spoke up: II guess ii he falls on his
breath 1t won't hurt him."-1ndianapo
lis Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
Her sister,

When Lady Waterford died in 1891,
the sorrow ut her loss was very deep
and general. Her life had been one
Of love and service, and one instance
especially which followed her death
shows the spirit in which she gave to
the world.
When her effects were distributed,
one man earnestly begged for her old
seal skin JACKET. He urged his re-
quest: with the utmost warmth, and
declared that he should cherish it all
hi life. Then he told the story con-
nccted with 1t in his mind.
One day he had been walking by my
lady's donkcy-chair, when they found
% tramp, woman, lying in the ditch,
very i'll indeed. Lady Waterford got
out Of her chair, and made the man
help her lift the poor old woman into it.
Then she took Off her own jacket, put
1t on the. sick woman, and walked home
by the side of the chair, tending and
comforting her all the way.
But it was not my lady's putting
her jacket on the woman that cared
about, said the man, "but that she
didn't think it was harmed by having
the tramp wear it. She wore it her.
self aftcrward as IL nothing had hap
IpEGl."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
A Warming to Younx Men.

Edith-No. like you very much In.
deed, but l can never marry spend.
thrift.
Guy-FIow do YOU know am spead.
thrift?
Edith-Ry the way you have been
wasting money on me.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
n.o,,,r . "cIo,,on. n,u,

Defining a "Gl0Fi0us Time."
did you have pleasant evening at
GaybOy's?'
He-Glorious.
"What did you dog
He-That's like woman. aOw could
1t have been a glorious time ii 1 could
remember anything we did?-Chicagf
Inter-Ocean.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Are they who recommend the use of mer.
curry TO the bilious. and gulliblc indeed are
those who follow such advice. Blue pill
and calOnlel poison the system. HOstetter's
Stomach Bitters IL u snfe substitute for sucll
dangerous drugs They arouse the liver
when inactive most efectually, and promote
Inaiaria, dyspepsia. rheumatism yield to the
Bltters.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
A Romano. os,a4.

Dora-Doctors, say, that colds are
catching. '.
Clara-Do thcy7 George Ind q cold
when he called last, and perhaps i
caught my cold from him. Isn't Il
vely!-NeW York Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Mrs. Br0wn-I sec that the Dauch-
tiers Of the Revolution refused to i'd
init Mrs. Leightly to membership.
Mrs. Jones-Yes; but she intends to
organize rival society. II necessary
to make 1t o success she'll st,lrt' another
rev Oluti0n.-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Never Duy whisky for Medrci-
mi purposes unless you know the bottlers
Of It to be reliable, az most whiskies sold
nnier celebrated names are spurious. cheap
articles: whose bottlers cannot afford to
Uncle Sans Monogram Whisky Is bottled
hy the oldest and largest firm III the liquor
which 1t has been received III The hest proof
OK ns superior quality. Ask your druggist
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
A Singing Retort.

1--WE won't print any such stuff as
that" said the editor, loftily, as he
handed back the manuscript.
"Well, you needn't be SO naughty
about It," retorted the irregular con-
tIibutor; you're not tho only one who
won't print It."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

OF medical agents is gradually RELOCATING
the old-time herbs. pills, drauGhts and We
getable extracts to the rere and bringing
into general use the pleasant and effective
liquid laxative. Syrup of Figs. To get the
true remedy see that 1t is manufactured by
the California Fig syrupCo only. For sale
by oil leading druggists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

500 Reward. 500.
The renders Of this paper will no pleased to
learn that there IN at least one Dreaded disease
that scenca has been a bile to cure In all its stages
md Int s Catarrl. Halls Cureis he only
nosittvecure now known to the medical fraternity.
q constitutional treatment. Halls lntnrrh
Cure IL tnken internally. nctins directly upon the
hood and Mucous surfaces Of the syatan, there
q Wing the patient strength hv bnii.ling MP the
constitution md nssstin nature In doing ita
work. The pf0pristOrs have No much faith In ita
curative powers. that they offer Ono Hundred
for Int Of TpatiIn onia!n.
Address +. j. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. o.
S-Sol,l by druggists, 75c.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
DisastrOus.

at never pays to bet with woman"
said the young man, with sad face.
why; isn't she good pay, rs rule?'
"Oh, yes. She always insists on
paying. And then she goes away and
hates you for life. "-Washington Star
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
pVzzLR ron ANTIoUARlAMs.
Relics Of q RICE wAe Lived .. q,
Island on the French Coast.

Relics OF . Rice who Lived On ~
Island or the French Coast. +
A lady whose home is In the south Of
France writes to Goldthwaite's Maya.
zine of a visit she made recently to On
island ON the coast of Brittany. Those
who have read the story Of King
Arthur and his knights will remember
that they started out over the sea In
pursuit of the dragon. In this, the
MARKHAM sea, is q little island which
Gun be reached from the mainland only
when the water Is smooth. The sole
inhabitant Is a Breton shepherd. who
lives in n little hut and spends his
time In caring for his sheep. The party
landed and were met by this kind
faced old man, who led them over the
grassy slope where his flock was feed
ing. and showed them the way around
n hill. on the east side of which they
found the entrance to u tunnel. This
extended some distance, ind its floor,
sides and roof We're made Of immense
flat pieces of stone, covered with HERO
glyphs and figures Cooking somewhat
like wreathcs and again like coiled
serpents." At the end Of this tunnel
was IL hall, also fioored. rooted and
walled with the same curious stones,
and in the center was an altar and O
stone upon which 1t il Thought that
human sacrifices have been offered. The
strangcst part Of all is that no stones
or rocks like those used in this tunnel
can be found on the island, and ut no
place nearer than 100 miles inland.
Who brought them? How did they
come? There is no record lcft-at least
none has been found-to tell who these
people were. or anything about them.
They must have lived many centuries
ago. but have vanished entirely, yet
their work is as perfect apparently as
when first built. 1t is thought that they
may have been Druids. who came here
when they left Great Britain; others,
again think that they were worshipers
Of the serpent god called lIoa. But it
il conjecture All we know is that the
stones are there. strangely carved. skill
fully put together, but Of their builders
there Is no trace.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
4 Deep-Laid Scheme.

mo" sobbed the pretty girl, 'Har-
old and 1 never speak now. And 1t
10 all through the Vaccinations of that
deceitful Sallie Slimmins."
why, what did she dog"
"She persuaded us to join the same
church choir. "-NNashington.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
Gold DlRHinR.

Perhaps 1t was not an old "Forty-
niner'' who gave tho following dcscrip-
ton, but 1t was a man who knew the
work in question. Like most enthusi-
asts, however. he undertakes the trial
and disappointment involved.
It's the pretticst work ever did.
It's the fascination of 1t; when you've
struck 1t pretty rich and see your gold
right in front of you. when you're
,piling it up every half hour of the day,
with nugget now and again Us big as
bullet to cheer you.
!. And then when the evening comes
and you count 1t up and find 1t u hull
dre,l odd dollars, just picked out g the
earth ':that day, well, there's nothing
like. it!
Then, when you don't strike 1t, you
always think you're going to next day;
and it's just as exciting hearing other
men tell in the evening what they've
pulled out, as 1t is counting your own.
Why, I've been three months Mt q
time without making a dollar and with
out q cent In my pocket, but, gcc-whit-
taker! the excitement of 1t don't give
q man time to think how hard up lie Is!
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
&<A Ma2,1

Assist nature . ltt3s now and thsa With q
gentle laxative, o.. & nsed b. NTH mors
searching ard cleansing cathartic, thereby
removing o6ending matter from tho stom.
rating ths. Liver and quickentng ito tardy
action, and you thereby remove the Gauss
OF mulhtuds Of distressing diseases, such
q headaches, indigestion, biliousuees, skin
diseases, .boils, osrbuneles, pills., feveFs and
mAledieo too numerous TO mention.
II people would pay moro attention 70
ois, tbsy would have iess frequent occssou
70 call Tor taGir doctoss'. ssrvioas 70 sphduS
attacks q dangerous diDoaaae
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
1t Turned Out All Right.

what has become of your first love,
Fannie Jones, about whom you used to
rave 80 much?" asked New York gen.
tleman Of friend whom he had not
met for several years.
oh. she il married and happy"
"And how IL it with youy
Il am still happier-and unmarried
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

The founding OF new church for the
"Liberal" denomination Mt Great Falls. ILL.,,
Is said to he the outcome OF the worlds
summer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

For strengthening md clearing the voice,
use Browns bronchial TrOches.-.I havo
lie speakers and they have proved extreme.
ly scrviceable."-Rev.H Henry Ward Beechcr.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

The Bank Of England is watched nightly
ny guard of about 500 men from the
Household troops under the command Of
an officer, who usually march from Wellingt
ton or st. Georges barracks.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

"Isanson's Magic Corn salvs..
druggist for IL, Prizes Is centS.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

In many German factories the female
employees are forbidden to wcar corset
during working hours.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

A traveller who has been as far south as
Patagonin and rs far north as Iceland says
that mosquitoes are to be met with every.
where.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
The Evolution,

December is the most fatal month in tn,
ycur for aStlmu
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
;, la a,s;. snbjscs q II above portrsis = .

,.iIhe subject o6 tie above portrsit \ a
fominent and much respected citizen, Mr.:
Robert MaEaon, Of West Rye, N. H. Where
M. Manson u known "hiS word q q good
z. bis bond" In q recent letter to Dr.. X v.
Pierce Chief Consulting Fhysieisn to tho
!nvalidt Hotel and Surgical Institute, But.
fa!o, N. 4, Mr.. Manson says:
best PILLS ever took for the liver. All nv
friends ny tAey do them the most good
This opinion d shared BY everJ ono who
once tr.ss these tiny, little, susar.eoated pills,
which are to be found in al medicine stores
The Y: 9 Inspector Of Immigration ct Buff
falo, N. Y, writes Of them a. follow:
"From early childhood I have suffered
from Q sluggish liver, with all ths Disorder
accompanying such Z condition. Doctors'
prescriptions and patent medicines I have
used IN abundance they only afforded tenn
poreIy Teltef ] was Recommended to try
Dr. Pisroeb Pleasant Pellets. did %, tai,
ing two at night and ono after dinner every
day for two weAkA have reduced the do;e
70 oop Pellet every day for two months.
!havs ~ dig months Increased In solid Hesb
t!senfxtseo Pounds. am in bstter health
than have bean dnce childhood. Drowki-
80 and unpleasant feelinss after meals have
complstsly disaPpeazed,"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Over 800 farms for sale on crep pnymen,
plan: Send for my list. County and school
bonds bought md sold. ]. A. Walters,
lOo Fourth street south. Minneapolis, Mimi.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Coos Cough ::alaam
. the oldest AMI best. u will Dreak w Cold quick
er than anything ese 1t Is aiwass reliable. Try Is
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Minors have been members of the house
OF commons.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Italy,s population 10 very dense, there
beinf go people to every square mile Of
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
Az the Clock struck Tw.,v.

He-It is the endurance, the staying
quality, that makes men strong.
She with a glance ut tho clOck)-You
must be q Hercules.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Krupp claims to have Invented a machine
that Will roll iron 80 thin that 1t would
take 800 sheets to make an inch,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

A Roumania lady is Mt her own expense
building railroad from her estate to The
nearest town. "
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
"S y %HR1ak7z
COMPANY, eH4.~&
Be- Sssss Hss E!s, ~ k! vs. t as1s o..
In TINA Sold By druGgista
T712lN
A Sure Test.

Dude-She Is pretty girl, and she IL
Rich. Now the question Is, has she got
good sense?
Candid Chump-You can find that out
very easy. Ask her to marry you, and
II she accepts then you can safely put
her down as fool.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
En.se Guidea

India has lsl,OoO lepers. the Sandwich
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

There have been 100 visitations of the
plague In Europe since 100.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
500 Reward. 500.

The annual death rate In the French army
IL 1UI to 10000.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

Every year the world produces 5000,
tons OF coffee.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

In ancient times I'M emperor ranked aboy,
a king.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

world. They cut every RI; atom Of aesh Oh Oh
living fish piece-meM without 0rsS eans
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

In recent conversation with Mr.. Frost.
that gentleman said. with tho convincing
earnestness which characterised his e.
which the friends Of temperance have to
contend is the cheap. whiskey decoctions
and miserable rum mixtures by WHICH the
tors .sarsapariiiss.' :GinseFs,' ami other
patent medicines.
"I do not mem to say" continued NJ.
Frost, stint oil! proprietary medicines
from personal experience Of one which !!
not only o Great Medicine, Splendid
Tonic, and Unrivallel Blood Purifier bus
Eas n se q from all sEes T.
no matter how much or how freely IL may
be used. 1t Is not my wish to sppsar e
the exponent Of any public remetiyss e u
tat Grand Remedy Of tho Indian race.
AickapOO Indian Sngwa.' -
II speak from experience. for Il has
stood me In good steal; When halt SICK:
refused to longer act In Its normal capacity
.Hickapoo Imdida Sa0scs' has sestosed ne 70 8
healthy condition CheH sofhtag elss sCosld. I
thing about this medicine and its origin,
and know that .sagwa' 10 not only an Old
and tried remedy among tho Indians. but
TINT it, Vegetable Purity and Harmless
that Its manufacture IL still carried ON BY
modern methods exactly In accordance
with the ways OF the noble Red Man.
"Simple Roots, Banks, Leaves and Flow.
ers from the Forest are all that enter Into
Its composition, and the Strength which -
gained from its use 10 not the false strength
of the r1m bottle but the Noble E5hilstas
Blood, cleansed OF Its poison, c0ur1lng
through every Vein and Artery OF the HIr
man System"
mis- remarks IS expressed to the writer aA6
the high regard he had for the remedy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
Never Duy whisky for ,aedlcI.

ain IN in London
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04

No Endorses indian sagvsa.
temp S lecturer, VIII s. ssoognissd
far and wide.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-05-04
HOOd'Si;;:;;a;i' Cures

es withcred grass, so Hoods sarsaparilla An.
Pills refresh the human body Of ills and pains.
Hamlet NJ. SLOWER, Versailles Missouri
Hoods Pills are The best family catnartic
gentle and effective. Try a box. IS cents.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-02-23
SO DREAOFUILY CANDID.
Woes of the Writer Artist Who Has .
Plain-Spoken Friend.

Plain-Spoken Friend
Do you write? Oh, how your candid
friend shakes his head over your last
novel or play, or whatever it is, says
All The Year Round. You are not
doing nearly such good work as you
did two years ago, and he mutters
about decaying pow ers and writing
yourself out, till, like Henry H., you
groan: who will rid me of this man?'.
Perhaps you fancy you can paint, in
which'case han.'ing committees, buyers,
critics and dealers are not the most
saw age lions in your path if you happen
to be blessed with a candid friend
The worst of II is, the man is a friend
and will do you good turn if he can
of course without much trouble to him
self, also to a certain extent he knows
what he is talking about, so that YOU
are bound to have some respect for his
opinion. He begins by gently prancing
around your work rather in the man
ner of the commencement of a Sioux
war dance.
You grow anxious, and losing your
h' ad, in a moment of temporary aber-
You've got il. Your shadows are
Opaque anu your lEhts pasty your
drawing is weak and your technique
bad; your color is crude and the whole
thing out of tone, and at the end the
sum and substance of it all is that if
ne the candid friend - painted as
badly as you do, he would never touch
a brush again as long as he lived.
Hope haven't hurt you, old fellow,
but you would ask my candid opinion,
so | was bound to give it to you," he
saws.