The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-02-14
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= An orange tree in Florida has
borne $4,000 oranges during the past {
season.
= In Kentucky it is now a misde-
meanor to point even an empty gun at
a person.
=" "Johnny, is your father firm g
man % eyes, nom, wen he knows
he's wrong"
A man, being told that raven
would live two hundred years, bought
one to try.
= To cure cold take plenty Of
molasses and onions and anything else
except advice.
= There is no place ir the Bible
where God has promised to make
loafer happy.
- 1t is said that the hiccough is
often cured by swallowing teaspoon
full of baking soda, dry.
The person who can least spare
it is often the most willing to give
others piece Of his mind.
= The French war Office has pro,
vided for the enrolment Of between
5000 and 1000 bicyclists in war. i
= 1t is better to go to bed hungry
sometimes than it is to get up every
morning head over heels in debt.
= A Minnesota man has been asleep
sixteen years. Just think He miss.
ed the whole free coinage debate.
= More people have died from cold
than were ever killed in battle, de-.
clares an Investigator. Shut that
door
- Parties trying to introduce new
cough remedies, should know that the
people will have DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup.
What is the difference between
an engine-driver and schoolmaster 2
One minds the train, and the other
trains the mind. q
- Conversation has been carried on
By means Of the telephone between
New York and San Francisco, q dis
tance of 5000 miles.
Little Switzerland has an enor-
nous army in proportion to popula-
tion. The population is 2,9OO,O O,OO0i;
the standing army 10000
= The difference between the veal
thy idler and the leader of an orchestra
is that the formers sole ambition is
to kill time, while the latter beats it.
= Remedies for the drink habit are
multiplying rapidly. About as cheap
and effective remedy as has yet been
discovered is to stop drinking.
Il suffered for two weeks with
neuralgia, and Salvation Oil gave me
immediate relief. Mrs. VIM. Y. Bald,
Mosher St., Balto., Md.
1t takes about three seconds for
a message to go from one end OF the
Atlantic cable to the other this is7-
about seven hundred miles second.
: The Krupp gun-works claim to
have manufactured machine which
will roll iron so thin that it would
take 1900 sheets to make an inch.
= Cutie Golly, Sambo what did
yo' git a light obercoat fo' I? Sambo:
Cos had t talk dis er none. 1t wuz
de only one on de hat-rack. See?
- The question is whether to be
yaccinated in the arm or the leg. 10
save the scar, the leg is the favorite
limb for the operation, among the fair
sex.
From fares received on its vari-
GUS lines the Manhattan Elevated
Railway Company, New York City, is
making clean profit of $4,000 per
day.
Leghorn pullets will begin laying
when they are five months old, but
pullets Of the larger breed often wait
ten months, or even year, before
laying.
In Japan man can live like a
gentleman for about $3.50 a year..
This sum will pay the rent Of a house,
the salaries of two servants and supply
plenty Of food.
Feather beds or pillows should
never be put in the sun, for the heat
draws out the oil from the feathers,
giving them rancid smell. Air them
on windy day where the sun will not
touch them.
"A tool for killing noxious weeds
in garden has been invented by Mrs.
Grafton Ross, an English woman.
The implement is hollow piercer,
through which poison is conveyed to
the root of the weed.
= The strength Of ice is well known
to be very great. A thickness of only
II inches will support mans weight.
Cavalry are safe on 4 inches, an 84-
pound cannon on 6 inches, and rail-
way train on IS inches thickness.
"A circle of Kings Daughters at
Park City, KY, recently raised sufi-
cient money to secure some coal for
poor family. The money was given to
the family, who, instead of buying
coal, had their photographs taken.
"A young man advertised for a
wife, and his sister answered the ad-
vertisement; and the young man
thinks there is no balm in advertise
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