Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-04

= .E-.s.I1.f, said Mir. nUnuCr after clap !it.- lt- L3!.j- Ia his sides and indulciu: lu I lur>; If laughter. you NhiII please oxc,.>, r!,. 'U' cnu'I h,!p her. My hay SalkC uuL me gut utY j,>C -hukcs in two ,.ly- Nmru rg.id> ',uI :o der oldt w0m- aI.. she f,,'l~ ,n ,:, r lounge und laughs III i.at ;.' threw I,c water 0Itvr her -
 --WLlT Wl~ >l.s, llI;.,hiU-- at asked tho <,.--rlrI a~ E.' ryn;iuucL to look out of r!sc wiuGCw
 At der -hokc>. of course. Nobody wculL laugh at >otnC sadt things, You huuw dot r@an hat makes sau>agCs on der cyrilC-7 NLclI. he lost his wife Und thr.r' sliidrrn- Iyv" months A-n und goCS .,l.';;jJ ic,,in. IIk" som" l-raiCyIrdS. V,.:.> >urry ivr hi'.. u;.d when I Ert do>c sh, ,,,- don, calls him in und rrads 'cIn u,f
 And diL he suffer much in his last | r m...llt~."
 ..~.I..r, VhclI. <hould >hrnilc dot he | Eaf d,r Nvrrry la ~t time in Hll his life II" | >l.d t,.tr~ when l rvld Gct first >hokC, hc- Cau-,, h. t,!trCs it VhaS >adt. tut pooty s,,,n lac I,'.,tu> jo >hmIIv Uud l0ok happy. umd v.iru ,hlS through dot man vhaS ! S, tccA!,,i h,' has almost in if. I haf In r..h Lis ca-> und neck. Und Shlkr haf | tu Iuil !.i> lr.-. uud he hollvrS So loud dot | a pvliCs-:uuu r.lI,S "u der sidewalk und says ! he vL3I hr,Aa i'll der dor und arrc>t So:uc i Ir1Iy N.l..~ yuu >htutliuS, scr-cant:" l No wish yvu hadn't come in this ! uvrnjn: hId fUrsottrn my sorrows for the t.l:lr trinS tut you have rrcallCl | them.
 T Nhiu urw raI you nine morn of t,,-c ~hr,,,.~ und if can make you laugh -hI, la, fl'-I vhilI'-
 T a,u very busy. Nr- DuudCr Nha> |. lu, il vha> my dooty to safe | yo-I l ,--l:I !itr,' vhIS m advertisement a.. :,:, a >lii,r.rr hotel. Ii you like to wrri, ,s,ly- h,rn can't help ii Listen:
 "D.> popular r>,rt vhaS I.">U feet nc.l-, r hca:cn can any place on der sea
 hur,. Our malaria vhIS SCcurrd ly spc-
 .ial arrIng .iurut init der manufacturers und vhu- >ss.uud tn none Drr mU>luitOrS vhaS dirvctly from New Jersey, rrcCivTti twice raivry week. und vhaS warranted tC be der pick ut der flock. Iuu can git some extra Iuitout extra scharEc by gifing no tiC,. at der office. Dot lack Of flies last season vhill uvt occur again. ash We vha: now contracted init der most reliable house in New York tO furnish weekly supply 1 Last year We doan' take any shildrrns ol dogs but dis season we haf built a vCran da Ii. Uu0 feet long, uud We shall haf Som' ! happiness aruundt at half price By Spe CiaI arrangements made init no other ho tcl in dis locality der inwiGUrating brvezc; inwiEurate you on all sides If der hous, der same uDd Vhas kept OOp all day Sun day mitout extra expense. Dot scenery -
 The sergeant rose. wiped his eyes, blew his nose and rvtired Ia the captains room and shut and locked the door. Mr Dun der stood and looked at the door for n cou pie of miuLtVS and then advanced an'
 knocked Oil II and called out:
 'SCra,vaut 1 vhaS going home, und vol can come u:ldt- You vhas my frendt fO five ycars, und doan' mean to hurt you ? feelings und make you see tOmbstoncs. l vhas only my vhuy 1 can't help bu Ina ha. ha'-gct of some shokcs- vhiIl bu down again tomorrow LoOI
 oudt for me init shokc of why vhas al
 oldt maid like dot town of Duluth, un when vha- rabbit not rhinoceros
 Come oudt und weep und cry und ha
 some cmoShuns, fur vhas gone h0gle [
 Invent a sh k dot kills der sausage make . deadt on de- spot