Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-03-02
Plain or Pretty.

The great burning question of the hour
is: Has the pretty girl become a terror
in the landf
The London girl, who eloped with her
fathers coachman the other day, was
pretty.
The Paris belle, who recently poisoned
her husband, is spoken of in the papers as
very pretty.
The Berlin bride, who became stage
struck and joined a travelling theatrical
company, looked decidedly pretty.
The New York maiden, who drowned
herself because her young man could "on-
ly be brother" to her, was exceedingly
pretty.
The pretty girl, therefore instead of be-
ing thing of beauty and q joy forever is
often delusion and snare.
1t is the plain girl who is never found
breaking her fathers heart or her husbands
head.
1t is the plain girl who is never found
on a marble slab in the morgue with cold |
water dripping off her.
1t is the plain girl, who although she
may have an aching heart has level |
head.
1t is the plain girl. with a pug nose,
frecklei face and red hair, who never
causes the tongue of scandal to wag.
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Baltimore, Md, a Commission Merchant,
recommends Salvation Oil for rheumatism
aud chilblains. He writes: my wife and
son have used Salvation Oil for rheum-
atism and chilblains with marked efficacy.
A gigantic wheel after the model of
the Ferris wheel at Chicago Fair is to be
put up near London. II will be 300 feet
high and will have 40 passenger cars.
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built entirely of paper, which has been
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I'm the House of Commons there are
10 newspaper men, 6 printers, 4 tailorS,
3 stationers, 2 butchers, 3 hotelkeepers,
| farmers, coal merchant and / cab driver.
| MI Iorr+b oF CT panVa "a
thedral, London, is 500 feet. and the top of
the cross is 800 feet from the pavement
| The first stone OF the structure was laid in
1878 and the last ITO.
| Most of the fires in laundries where
benzine il used for washing clothes are
| due to electric sparks caused by friction OF
the benzine as the later is drawn out OF the
bath.
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-Willie-"Is the parrot a bird of preyT
Papa-0ccasional my son. At other
times he is the reverse, a bird of swear"
-She-"The times are not so hard as
they were last Fall"
He-"No; even the days are not so
short"
-watts-"I tell you, old man. l saw
the most remarkable exhibition of animal
intelligence to-day that could be imagin-
ed"
| Potts-.'What was it 2"
Watts-"A bridal party started from the
house across the street from where / live
and one Of the horses attached to the car
rage threw a shoe. Now what DO you
think If thatp
Mrs Bingo-'I have one Of the cheek
lest cooks you ever saw. She actually
wore my sealskin cloak yesterday out in
the park"
Mrs. Kingley-"0h my Did you re-
monstrate with her"
Mrs.. Bingo-"I should say | did, and
che replied that she was sorry, and that
she wouldn't have done il if she had known
il was warm"
Sick Editor (to physician)-Doctor,
can you help meT
Physician-"Ye think | can. You
must take something to increase your cir
culation. That il your only chance" "
Editor" Well, then, am dead man,
doctor. have tried everything to in
crease my circulation, but have failed
Send for preacher and tell my wife to
sell my estate before the lawyers get a
chance at it,"
Miss Berri-"T think that Villains act
ing is the most realistically horrible Of any
have ever witnessed"
Mr.. Derwentwater-"It's easy for him,
az oil be has to do Is to be perfectly natu-
raj. He married Miss Strong, the heiress.
the day before her father lost every cent
he had in the world"
There are hands Of lily whiteness;
There ara hands both warm and cold;
But the hand that wins at poker
Is the hand all love 10 hold.
Old Lsdy--"My friend, are you a
Christian7"
Beggar-"Well. mum, no one has ever ac-
cused me of workin' on Sunday"
"But, dear, If my fortune should melt
away, would your love DO just the samef"
"Yes, yes; I couldn't love you less If l
tried
| Watts-"I understand that Lushforth
has the imprudence to call himself peri
odical drinker."
Potts-"so he is. He gets full once
every twenty-four hours"