The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-01-26
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MA. Ed. Il bed nut thot Of ritter
emmy more, fur didn't much thinI
lyed print the fust letter. But I wal
tslkiD to J. p. Norman and be said ~
red my letter SUNNI like he reeds
the almanac-not very clost- but he
went on to say ths, he dldent see
nothing rong about that letter and
my ole woman was ssken Hue Dillon
an Billy Britain about a., and thew
sed that tha dident see notbjn rono
about II, In TACK tha hedent seed the
letter ct ell, but tina sessed II VIVA All
rte ecein - how II he'd been printed.
Besides thu sed ihs'd try to reed the
next oue-ie II WIZ printed.
So Il WIZ that after feeden, milkeu.
an choures ed ben dun. We wuz Get.
ten around the crate and the smoke
wuz bumpin up against the crown
brick and curlen back end forming
white.capped clouds like the clouds
In the west just afore rain storm. an
this likeness wuz incress "a by liule
blaze hickerin mp once anda while.
mskeu It look like the ligbtin, 90 that
! fouHd mvsolf listenin fur thunder.
Now Il wss that me an the ole woman
fell 10 musen' On talken 20 before. and
p00ty soon We got to taken about nv
letter. and Ssiry Elem sed Ide got 10
try again. Ov coars he'd 10 be coax
ed fur modesty sske, but Sairy went
on to cay tibet hedent gin half nv
roofs yet, and what . pity Il ed be not
TO hev EN- oil In print, and wound M
bv saying that Ide got 10 "Get there
Eli" That settled the hash and I
went to work.
Now to resoom An perseed where +
left Oh ct rool l-l mout ssv that be. /.
fore you can give any one else On idea :
you've got 70 have one voureelf, but,
my land. that's nothin. fur idees are o |;
10 this kentry a. grasshopers
IN Kansas, and oil the boys are pickeu
EN- up.
Lem me cay rite here to the boys,
60 on. boys, pick up oil the idees that
vou find lsyen round loose but lem
ne say too, be csrriful how you b
pick" things that's . "roosten" round, d
" you mout git 10 deep trouble. This
ast Is not rool, particular, to rite by, .
,ut one fur all the boys to 90 BY.
10 short, Ian this will include oil !.
he rools) u you know emmy thing that
viii advertise your town er nsber, be
moot. don't tell II, but ef you know Q
nuy thing that II . disadvautage to
ONE one or the town In einsral, then 8
tie CRATE long article about Il, be
olumiucus. and II some one has rit. )
On up some immortality Of the com.
1uuity, You be cure to take the other Il
Ids, Il mean the side OF immortality
nd show YOUR reeders that you are .,
10 equal Of Shakespesr In heaping d
Ivectives on your opponent.
Taken about Shakespesr. I think =
,st the Argus correspondent mout a
,row . lettle light on bic quotashens. VI
tied help me and Sairy Elem. q,
Some OF my nsbers cay that Shakes. b.
ear is Obscure To CRATE many, and I VI
ked one Of 'em what tibet ment, Ia
Dbscoor," an he ssid dark" and he n,
led to pulverize me with his glance n
: ofral knowledge. Now Sairy Elem d,
I'd me wuz mistaken. fur We thot 0,
hakespear wuz red heded instid .
dark. and We he'd pictured him ont v
} look summat like = Ireland CORES. 4,
pndent TO the Independent. except
'ebby . little broader betwlxt the v
ves.
Ill have to stop riten this time, be.
ice my paper 10 sksse and my money
20. I wuz . csflsberatin with Frank q
'opkins tother day and he told me u
ut hetw ixt ole Xix to bring tho good p'
ether and ole Cleveland to bring the ca
srd times, HE bixnes wux NIFTY nye
TENT. Wv, sez 'ee TO me. "Eli, I hev. \,
Il sold tut seven bushels OF coal this y
rs weaks past" sez ZEE IAN I aold !.
st on tick. On onexpeckteiy." II 10 =
NECESSARY fur me TO cay that Hop. "
ns 10 no Clevelsuite ner Hixits.
Ell MooRE AxoN. In
Ireland, Jan. ~, 1894. 9