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The Washington times., 1894-08-05
Echoes From
The Clearing Sale.

We repeat few items and add a few to
phasze the fact-your dollar never had the buying
ability it possesses nowhere. But buying must
be done quick-that particular thing you fancy
you'd like-somebody may snap up.
The Washington times., 1894-08-05

GOOd start NOn EaIIOTlmE
Scratched-Belle Blackburn, 100, and Honest
Tom, 90.
Betting-Sonora, Q TO ); Elmstone, 3 to ,: Cam
den, 10: Black Child, 10; Simaron, -, and Fla
grant, 40
The Washington times., 1894-08-05
10 Fourth Race-six and one.half fnrlongs.
Good start. Won easily.

VOOu SUIT. NO tIsIIy.
Scra;ched-Grand PriX, 10.
Betting-Lyceum, 10 5; Johnny, 4; Detroit,
to =, and Hemet, 20.
The Washington times., 1894-08-05

Parrott and Murphy for Cincinnati.
Earned runs-Cleveland, 5; Cincinnati 3 Two
base hits-Burkett, Mexican, Blake, Cuppy, Hoy
and McPhee. Double play-Smith, Mcl'hee and
Comiskey. First base on balls-On Cuppy, 4;
of Parrott,2 .. Struck out-By Cuppy, 3; by Par
rott, !. Iime-2 hours Umpire-Mr. Hurst
The Washington times., 1894-08-05
How the Horses Ran.
Track heavy.
400 First Race-si. furlongs Selling. Purse,

start won
Scratched-AlcaZar, 81; Walter Campbell, l0T;
Mirthwood, iO2, ana Nocalite, ~.
Betting-Devisee, 3 TO s. Senator, $; Hollywood,
10; Pattowattome, 3; Graceful. Il; Pathway, -;
Pink H., $, and Consolation and Caress, 50
The Washington times., 1894-08-05

Betting-Turco, to 5; Monte Carlo, 3: Rom
dieu, S; Suspense gelding, 10, and Miss castles.
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Ola dstOne's Eads.

man of politics and man of books
Someone or other has said that he is a
statesman overlaid with literature. 1t
is dark epigram, but suggests the inn
portance of the literary side of his life
His library is one of the most varied
private libraries in England. In fact
the walls of Hawarden castle may be
said to be papered with books. There
is literature of every sort under the
sun, from sacred scriptures, ancient
parchinents. Homers and Virgils to
ponderous parliamentary reports, the
latest books of science, art, poetry, fc-
ton and ephemeral criticism. Mr..
Gladstone reads omnivorously and
writes-what has he not written? One
remembers articles on theology-he is
a stalwart churchman-Greek and
Latin poetry, jam-making, Italian art,
the Bulgarian question, forestry, the
Hotneric question, old China, Dante,
the Irish question and the women
novelists. These and hundred other
topics he has taken up and discussed
with the authority that comes from an
adequate knowledge.-N.Y Y. World.
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BREACH OF FAITH.
Minister Willis Accused of Playing Falls
to President Dole.

Minister Willis Accused OF Playing False
to President Dole.
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 15.-There is a
prospect that the United States of
ficials, either in Honolulu or in Amer.
lea, may have to answer to the charge
of breaking faith with President Dole
1t is said Minister Willis grew impa-
tient at Dole's delay in formulating his
reply to Willis demand for abdicat ton
and urged greater haste, whereupon
President Dole called upon Willis and
frankly admitted he did not propose to
submit his reply until the arrival of
a vessel on which it could be dispatched
simultaneously with the departure of
the Corwin. whereupon Willis agreed
the Corwin should carry the dispatches
of the provisional government.
Dole then hurried forward his reply
and sent it to Willis, who dispatched
the Corwin early next morning. 1t
transpires that no dispatches were de-
livered b. the Corwin to the Hawaiian
representatives in America.
1t is also said the queens death from
heart disease is liable to occur at any
moment Smothering spells have come
upon her with alarming frequency of
late. Visitors are prohibited and every
precaution taken to prevent excitement,
threats against her life having greatly
helped to accelerate her trouble.
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WHERE The MONEY IS.

THE worlds money forms 4 very
small part of its wealth. The amount
now in use is estimated by Mulhall as
ESQ, coo, 900 OF gold, esO1 100000 silver,
es46, 0OO, 900 paper; total, e.. 49,, ooo, 900.
In Denmark the value of real estate
has increased 1892 ,000.0 900 in thirty
seven years This result is due to the
breaking up of the large estates of the
nobility and their purchase by the
peasantry.
SrATIsTICIANs estimate that in Great
Britain there are eco millionaire fam
lilies, $3.50 very rich," lAs,25o ''rich, y
T30, 600 in moderate circumstances -
s.oos,c coo struggling to keep up" and
s.ale, 900 poor"
TIE value of land in Great Britain
rose enormously during the Canadian
and American wars Of the last century.
and increased still further during the
French wars. owing to the demand fog
grain and its advanced price.
TIE official classification Of French
houses In 1893 showed that 15o, 900 were
inhabited by the nobility and gentry,
bsS. 900 by merchants and commercial
people, a.l67. 900 by ''tradesmen" and
.4.4os.0oo by isborers and operatives.
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An EXPLANATION,

The wild westerner had come to Bos-
ton and taken up his permanent resi-
dence. Having some money he soon
found fellowship in a certain club, and
seemed to be getting along very COM
fortably. One evening a fellow mem
Der began to draw him out.
elbow is it." he asked, that you
gave up the west and its wildness for
Boston,"
WELL" he drawled, sit got tiresome
out there. 1 went every place and
couldn't find town where there was
more than one or two shootin' scrapes
in week and couldn't stand it
"But, my dear SIR expostulated the
Bostonian, "you don't find anything of
that sort here"
NO" admitted the westerner, no.
but You see I'm a good deal easier in
my mind, for L don't expect much
here. Detroit Free Press.
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Two Men Killed.

SPOKANE, Wash, Jan 15.-With a
mighty roar as of thunder terrific
snowslide came down the mountains ut
Mullan, Ida, yesterday, carrying every
thing before it Several miners cabins
In its path were crushed and buried.
Cornelius McGrevey and John q. Allen
were eating dinner in their cabins at
he time. and before they realized their
danger the slide was upon them, crush.
ing the life out of them in a twinkling.
It Is feared others were buried under
IN immense slide Of snow. Not until
spring comes win It b knevo bow
usuy per'shsd,
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CT. JACOBS OIL Perfect sa*a Cure = Q,
az BURNS, BRUISES, SCALoS.
. CUTS AND WOUNDS.
SUMMER SNOW for 90 years. t

SUMMER SkUW LOT ~ years, INC
one hardy peach; comes tr1te from
seed-seedling peaches are hardi-
est. Stands to 10 deg. more cold
than others: 35-yr.- old trees sttll
bear-BEAR WHEN OTHERS FAIL.
II interested IN Trees, Fruits,
Roses. OrEamentals, ac1ite for Or.
chard Book, Guide, prices-will save
you money, and MORE: mistakes.
APc;nter-Wheat DC. bu. apples
s.: 3Oc. apples OutDdy 81 wheat.
OLD OAK PROCESS Whole Root
trees are carefully propagated re-
gardless Of cost by the one Known
method that gives fruitful, long:
lived trees. They ''iiye longer and
bea. better. Sec. Norton. They
GROW one customer planted
16, 300 Without Losing Tree. You
can't get better at any price, nor
equally good for less money: ours
are the LOWEST Priced Nurseries
In U. s. for good stock-sent world
wide during 50 YEARS.
Read the thousands OF letterS
from customers who order year al
ter year. Men do not as rule send
tine second, the third, and even the
Goth order, if not fairly dealt with.
YOUR 0RDER-we want II .wheth-
er for one tree or one million, De
cause we have the stock TO fill It
1000 acres Nurseries. Tested. and
hardy. list Choice sortS-3o, 600
acres Orchards in 81 States. We
ship everywhere, ship all Winter
FREE FREIGHT. STARK BROS NJ
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1t will appear from this statement that The
coin reserve has been reduced to s74 lbs I49
ana 1t Is evident from the condition of the
treasury that the department will have no
means to defray the ordinary expenses of tina
government unless alarge part of the payments
are hereafter made from that fund II this IA
done the coin reserve will be reduced by the
LIST OF February to $6a gu, S54 about a sum
wholly inadequate for the purpose for which it
was created. On account of this critical condi.
tlon OF the treasury 1 have considered 1t nv
duty in addition to the earnest recemmenda.
lions contained in my annual report to appear
twice before your committee and after full ex-
p anation OF the Situation. urge prompt ,egista-
tive action On the subject
Wath the permission OF the committee I
nave prepared and presented for its considera.
ton bill which, if promptly passed would in
my opinion, meet al req lirement. OF tie aitua
tlon by providing the necessary mems for de-
lraTlng the public EXPENSES and repleuishine
the coin reserve TO such extent as to assure
Ine maintenance Of the parity OF all forms of
oni'eo S,ates currency. While this proposed
AA1'-sGre OF relief has not yet been disposed of
or considered b. the COMMITTEES the great DIFF.
ferences of opinion which are known to exist
In both branches of congress concerning the
propriety o. granting additional or amended
authority to issue bonds in any form or for
any purpose render 1t doubtful whether
new legislation upon the subject can be Sc.
cured in time to provide the mems which
are imperativeiy demanded in order 20 pre-
serve the credit and honor Of the government
Authority to issue and sell bonds for the pur-
pose OF maintaining specie payment was
pressiy conferred upon the secretary Of the
treasury by the act of January H. 1875. but it
has not been exercised since 1879 and on ac
count OF the high rate OF interest provided for
and the length of time such bonds would have
TO run have not teen satisfied that such an
emergency as heretofore exist ted as would clear.
ly justify their issue
But the necessity for relief at this time is so
urgent and prospect of mat rial Improvement
in the financial condition of the government is so
problenaticai that unless authority to issue and
sell shorter bonds or other obligations bearing
lover rate OF interest than that specifics in tho
existing law is granted BY congress at q very
early day. shall feel constrained by sense Of
public duty to exercise the power already con-
ferred 10 the extent at leas of producing an
adeq nate coin reserve 10 provide promptlyt flor
the dehcienc! in revenues during the current
fiscal wear. ana will from time to time advise
your committee OF. the condition of the treas
ur In order that this subject NAV receive due
consideration: 1 have the honor to be, yours
very respectfully,
7
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Wind storm at Paterson, n. j.

PATERSON, N. j.. Jan. 10 The
wind has been blowing a tie rrific gale
here all day, and while at its height
tore off the roof of the Independent
Holland church on Clay street. Ths
roof was lifted from It's supports and
thrown into . lot alongside Of thu
building. The church IL in course o,
erection. The wind was in full sway
and lifted the roof from the building
a. II it were twig. The force of the
wind storm increased tonight and
walking on the streets was difficult
Pedestrians were slaost lifted from
theiy feet by ths saie.
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august
Flower

am Post Master here and keep
q Store. 1have kept August Flower
for sale for some time. [ think it is
q splendid medicine" E. A. Bond,
P. M, Pavilion Centre, NY.
The stomach is the reservoir.
If 1t fails, everything fails The
liver, the kidneys, the lungs, the
heart, the head, the blood, the nerves
all go wrong. If you feel wrong,
look to the stomach first. Put that
right at once by using August
Flower. 1t assures good appetite
and good digestion. q
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Rough Weather at Halifax.

HALIFAX, n. S., Jan. 15s-It has been
showing here since last night The
street railroad service is paralyzed.
There are two feet of snow on the
level All travel is stopped and the
storm is increasing in violence. The
tides yesterday were unusually high
and flooded the wharves and boa!
houses. No vessels have come in from
Beaver liner Lake Superior is five days
overdue from Liverpool 4 dispatch
Glenorchy, from New York for Hall
fax, with coal, is ashore On Cape island
The crew were saved
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College Toughs.

CHICAGO, Jan. 16.-The faculty OF
Chicago university were highly indig-
nant this morning when they found
that the dark gray granite walls of
Kent laboratory, which was recently
dedicated. bore in bright green letters
the name of a sophomore secret society.
The paint can only be removed with
great difficulty.
On the doors of Kelly hall, the DOR
mitory- OF the female students, were
hung signs brought from the midway
plaisance-'The carnival dance done
here" This way for the genuine
muscle dance" and others of like
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Disastrous Accident.

BROOKLYN, Jan. J5.-While about
sixty workmen were crowded upon a
draw bridge over an arm of the sound
in Long Island City last night, waiting
for schooner to pass the draw broke
in two and all were hurled into the
water. Many were rescued with ropes
and others were saved by boats while
some swan ashore. Six men were
missing last night and several were in
jured.
can be determined at present are:
August Blum, Edward Bourne, Ber-
nard Boyke. Patrick Kelley, Michael
Logan and Hugh Mackay.
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Lamp Trimmer Killed.

ST. Louis, Jan. 16:-Charles Peiffer,
an electric lamp trimmer in the employ
of the St Louis Electric Light Co., was
killed while trimming one of the lamps
used to light up the union depot yards.
These lamps are on poles about forty
feet 9Th. Peiffer had climbed up to
the top of the pole, and w as engaged
in trimming the lamp when he was
seen to fall
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Total 1852 Gs .3sl.o5 Eos. Us 42a SO sI355soi4 81
II the same average monthly deficiencies
should continue the total d ferences between
receipts and expenditures en- June 80 next will
be s7s,l6'5,42
According TO the best estima :es that can be
m3ac the total receipts during the present
month and the moath OF February will be Sal,
$4,000 and total expenditures will be So, &c.,
600, showing a deficiency during the two
months OF Sls, 5000 but this does not include
any payments on account of the sugar bounty,
claims for which TO the amount OF nearly ST..
10000 have already been presented aud are
now urder inves tigation in the department
The assets OF the treasury and the current
liabilities in excess OF certificates AMI t. ca ury
notes outstanding eof55 as follows on the 18th
OF the rresent month:
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Starvation In the Northwest.

MONTREAL. Jan. 16.-The reports of
starvation in Manitoba are being veri-
fed. Advices state hundreds of desti.
tute people are walking the streets of
Winnipeg. and the distress is terrible
To make matters worse the Canadian
Pacific has discharged large number
q. men.
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Victory for savAsss.

CArETowN. Jan. 16. = Commando,
Sigean attacked the Umzizis and the
latter retreated into Natal. They
afterwards returned. attacked Sigeau's
natives and defeated them with the
loss Of $50 men killed and wounded.
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Inst RESore the Battle.

Bridget-Mrs. Hoolihan's Mike do be
sayin' ne has recipy that wud make
me complexion as fair as Il babby's-
OToole--Wull, it's dandy, if it wull
do it!-Puck.
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RELIEF NEEDED.

Secretary Carlisle Gives a Statement as to
tho Condition OF the Treasury-Con-
tinued Decrease Of Receipts.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 16.@The followinS
letter was forwarded by Secretary Car
isle to Senator Voorhees,, chairman of
the fina ace committee of the senate.
Hon D. W. Voorhees,. Chairman Committee on
Finance, nited States Senate:
Dear Sirs In compliance with your verbal
Request have the honor TO submit for the con.
s!deration OF the finance commit e Of tie sen.
ate statements showing the actual condition Of
the treasury on etn 18th day OF the present
mon I'll aad an estimate Of receipts and expend-
itures during the remainder OF this month and
the month OF February. It will be seen from
this statement there is an urgent necessity for
srch immediate action as will replenish the
coin reserve and enable this department TO con.
tinue the payment OF public expenses and dis
charge the Obligations OF the government TO
pensioners and other lawful creditors
When my annual report ras preoaret 4 was
estimated the sxpenscs during the current
hscal vea.I would exceed the receipts to the
erronnt OF tcout sI8.0O, coo, and asked con-
arrss Tor authority TO issu~ and sell bonds, or
other forms of obligations. to an amount not
exceeding $1,000 0c0 bearing a low rate OF III
terest AMI having reasonably short time to
run, to enable the secretary OF the treasury to
supply suca deficiencies as might occur In the
revenues.
Ihe eStill1' e tnen made was based upon the
assumption that the worst effects OF our fnaf1-
cfal Disturbances had already been realized,
and there would be a substantial increase in
the revenues for the remainder OF the year
While it is not believed the deficienc then ex-
listing would be supplied by increased revenues
ii the future, 1t is hoped no additional def
cheney would occur, bus the receipts and ex-
penditures during Inc month of Decemb, IT and
up to the 18th day OF the present month show
that the estimate OF deficiency Of ,s*;00J, 900
at the close of the year vas much too low
The actual receip;s and expenditures during
each month OF the fiscal year 1898 and the
monthly deficiencies We been as follows:
Free s Of Er-
Receipts Expenditures penditures
july. s. 3n,9i57d 10 3, SIS, $500 s77lI.2 81
August s3,4so, sSl3) 3;3O5 22S4S 9,.143IaIS
Sept =. i4,5sS756lO 25,47a HOLY s,9j2 iO.uO
Actual for three months:
so.s7,6,Lso s.43o e9.5s 27,os7, Oo4 40
Oct -. 1857, 9I07 23. 5Sa, 1872 "a 5.9Ji 3S7 81
Nov. -. 23,579,5,5sl 81, OSO.sao s,3a2 CPS 80
Dec. 2I312,02150 81 500, 25l5i 7,746 81
1891, IL days
Jam. IA. ses, osas 81 1868 e55i4 5,s9s7I5.77
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1894-01-19

A PHILOSOPHER in the Boston Transcript
says that it doesn't matter much if every
body thinks you are an ass so long as you
get the lions share of the good things Of
life.
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Prof. GARNER says that eorillas do not
talk with chimpanzees, but neglects to tell
us which partyis at fanlt or which began
it.-Heston Journal.
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s'IT's wonderful" remarked the editor,
show proud man acts when he is going to
have his picture published, and how humble
he is after It has happened. ashington
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DEACON EAUKSo-"My friend, do you
drink" Stoughton-''Is that an Invitation
or only question:" Deacon Eaukn0-"It
is question: Stoughton-"Oh! Never,
sir, neyer."-Bosto ton Transcript.
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HEARD in Lawyers Ofice.-First Law
ger-"Shall we go out and take somethingl''
kecoua Lawyer-"Frem whom2"- N. Y.
Herald.
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SINGLEMAN-"Do you let your wife have
the last wordl' Benedict-"Do l let her7
H'ml it's easy to tell that you know moth
ing of married life"-N. Y. Press.
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"CLIrroN looks unusually happy to-
night" Eyes; he proposed to Miss F1intly
last night" s.And she gave him a favor
able answer7'' s'Yes; told him she was en-
gagged TO Snagley."
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nit, but it is because he is compelled TO
Gerry in coal and grease the buggy.-Atchi-
son Globe
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'DID Madge marry man of regular hab
its!' "Mercy, yes: he has allowed her To
support him from the very first"
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OF preventing the grippe, colds, headaches,
remedy Syrup of Figs, whenever the sys-
TEN needs gentle, yet effective cleansing.
To be benefited one must get the true
remedy manufactured by the California Fig
Syrup Co. only. For sale by all druggists
in SOC. and 81 bottles.
You can tell how hard it is to Judge your
fellow men fairly By observing how unfair
ly your fellow men judge yett.-Somerville
Journal
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THE man Of note Is one who never pays
his dcbtS.-Dallas News.
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She'd Been Married Before.

Friera-Oh, Mrs Highup. people are
saying the awfulest things! They say
you are going to marry one Of Brussels
& Co S day laborers
Mrs Highup Ia widow)-It's true.
The firm sent him up here with my
new carpet. and he put it down.
stretched it and tackled it without a
single frown or bad word.-N. Y.
Weekly.
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The Are OF Reform.

Old fallacies arc being refuted, old errors
in government policy corrected, old fogyisms
rcoeted, and above all, old complaints thor
ougf1ly femedied by Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. Chronic cases of malaria and bill.
ious trouble, constipation and dyspepsia, al
WAYS knock under to the Btters. So do
rheumatic, kidney and nervous ailments. II
is great reformer.
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remarked Uncle Eben, as he gazed at the
electric light. ''Dey done put de match to
de uddah end OBJ de connection, an when
you turns on de spigot de light jes flows
out. Washington Star.
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For Throat Diseases and Coughs use
Browns BRONCHIAL TgocHEs. p cts.
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How's THAI

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls CRtarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEr &: Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
West q Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o. Walding, Kinnan a. Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Cstarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price, 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by ell Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills. 25c.
TIE bashful lover who gets hold Of his
best girls arm often manages to say great
deal in pinch.-Buffalo Courier.
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It seems that the good points Of some peo-
pie have all been broken off.-Galyeston
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Highest Of all In Leavening PowerLatest Govt Report
Re-! R BSxd:ss
ABSOLUTELY PURE

6wo' OFr.-Algy-"What a doossd lonR
yeah this isl" Archie -"Why, it's hardly
begun yet" Algy-'Deah boy, / haven't
smoked cigawette since New Year'sw
| (Weeps.) -Chicago Tribune