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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20
Another Casnbianca.

Mr.. Benjamin calling from window
Likely! key! vot for you standt dere
und LET DOT Yankee poy knock you
all to bieces for? Wy don'd you run
away?
Ikey-I canot run away, mein fader;
/ nm standing on q nickell
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20

Something good can come out of
Canada, if people would only believe
it. AS proof of this, we reproduce
the following from leading Canadian
paper. Mr. Archie Rymal, a we'll.
known citizen of Brantford, Ontario,
was talking to newspaper reporter
one day. when he told the following
story:
ayes, sir; am a living witness tc
the efficacy of Dodds Kidney Pills,
which are, in my opinion, the best
remedy now offered to the public
Everybody in our city knows of my
case and how bad l was. You can
get lots of witnesses to substantiate
my statements. If you wish. l will
tell you all about my sickness and
cure.
about year and half ago took
dull pain in my back l could not
understand what was the matter with
me. One day friend handed me a
parcel and it dropped out ofmy hands.
He picked the parcel up and handed it
to me again, but it fell the second
time, and it dawned on me that my
arms were almost powerless.
well, did you drop the parcel ac-
cidentally?" the reporter asked.
mo, it just passed through my
hands and i was powerless to sustain
any weight in them. l began to get
worse and the doctors told me that
partial paralysis was setting in.
Gradually lost all the power of my
legs, arms and the muscles of my
back l got so very bad that had to
walk on crutches Finally was nd
mitted to the Brantford hospital, and
while there l was in a frightful state.
1 could not sleep at night and l was
so powerless that had to be turned
in bed.
al could get around the room with
the aid of two crutches, bat If / sat or
lay down l had to remain in that
position until was assisted to move.
MY case was pronounced incurable
and l was discharged from the hospital
without any hope of ever being cured.
Several doctors held a consultation
on my case and they decided that my
disease was a complication of kidney
AlSCdbC3 Ghd DaA BIB
~ can tell you the outlook was not
ut all agreeable. went home to my
mothers place near Hamilton, there
to die
II only weighed 107 pounds and
there was very little of me left
Shortly after l reached my
mothers, / heard and read of Dodds
Kidney Pills having cured paraly sis.
l had not much faith that anything
would do any good in so advanced a
case as mine. However, my wife got
box of the pills and l began taking
them. The first box did me good.
could feel a peculiar change come
over me. With the third box the
pain left my back and my appetite
partially returned. With the seventh
box threw away my crutches, and
after having taken ten boxes l felt
like a new mani am now fully re.
covered, having taking nineteen boxes
in all.
II now weigh over 145 pounds. and
am gaining a couple of pounds a week.
My cure can be ascribed to nothing
but Dodds Kidney Pills"
Fortunately for the people of this
country these pills are now within
easy reach of all If the local drug.
gist does not keep them, they may be
procured by writing the Dodds Medi.
cine Company, Ltd, Buffalo, n. Y, OF
Toronto, Canada. Price, so cents pei
box, or six boxes for So. so. BE sure ia
get Dodds
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20

whats the difference between q
grizzly that's been bitten on the fore
head by n tiger and saw without n
hatr' asked Johnnie, ut the Conun-
drum Club. Everybody gave II up.
"Why," said Johnnie, one is n bear
with q sore head, and the other is q
saw with bare head" ...-..
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20

Say, pa" said While, II wish
you'd buy Aunt Sarah a nice comforta-
BITE armchair"
"Why, l thought you didn't like your
Aunt Sarah, Willie"
IL don't That's why 1 want her to
have n nice comfortable armchair.
She'll use IL instead of sitting on me
all the time"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20

A German paper says that a COOK
who had burned fiye-pound joint of
veal, 10 avoid scolding. threw the
spoiled meat away and told her mis-
tress that the cat had eaten IT, ''In.
deed" said the lady. I'VE will see
about that" and she took the
cat, put IL in the kitchen scales anG
found that IL weighed precisely five
pounds There. Kathrine," she
said. 81 suppose that is five pounds Of
meat, but please tell me where Is the
catP'
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20
BRILLtANTS.

Covetous men need money least,
and yet they most affect it.
Nothing contributes so much to the
duration of life as moderation.
Don't you fnd il very uRcomforta.
BILE TO fast 30 days?7 said the visitor &c
a man who was doing the act in a
dime museum. WELL" replied the
freak, 81 don't mind telling You con.
fidentially that / can stand fasting 80
days pretty well, so long as can get
a square meal every night"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20
ARCHIE RYMAL
DROPS INTO A GOOD HUkIOH
TO TELL STORIES.

reiates Ills Experience of Paralysis
The Doctors Told Him He Could Not
Live-Goes Home to DIe-Now LILO Is
Cured.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-07-20

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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30
SHUT OFF BY JUDGE BRADLEY.
The onrist Adjourns the Court at An
other Climax of the Case.

The 5nrist Adiourns the Court at An
other Climax of the Case.
The windows of the carriage were open
When they got TO the top of the hill they
took the left hand road at the plaintiffs
suggestion, because she said the right
hand road was made uncomlortahly warm
by the gas lamps-it was a warm night in
August. She talked about her desire to
be an authoress. and took of her hat and
put it on the front seat.
Il put my arm around her and drew her
toward me. There were no protestations
on my part. No offer of love. What oc-
Cured occurred in the natural way"
just case OF Illicit loVc." broke in
Butterworth
That was it, Butterworth. ] "A man,
she Il woman--human both of u.s.
Continuing: That was going out. Go
ing back there was hardly a word spoken
until we got close to the city. Under the
gas light / took out of my pocket "A
stamped envelope. She was on nay LEFT
hand side. | put my hand in my pocket
and put something into the envelope. She
refused to accept it.
Il said: There are a great many little
things you need
Nv hat was in that -evvelope?' Mr. But
terworth inquired, but the congressman
ignored the interruption, continuing:
AS we got out | put it into her nand,
closed her hand around it, and bid her
good night
What was it," repeated Butterworth.
1T was bill. | think a SO bill.n
Adjourn the COURT shouted Judge
Bradley, who had sat through the MARIA
tive with his head averted and eyes closed,
and the court adjourned
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30
INTERVIEW FRAUGHT WITH EVIL.
The Defendant Describes Ills FIRST Long
Talk with Madeline.

The Defendant Describes Ills First Long
Talk with Madeline.
Colonel Breckenridge then took up the
story of that fatal interview at the Yves
leyan college. He said he was in Coving-
ton on business and had gone over to Gin
cinnati for hotel accommodations. After
dinner. remembering the letter of Miss
Pollard, he strollcd up to the college.
Il sent my name up he said: was in
vitcd into room and in few moments
the plaintiff came down. We shook hands.
She said she had supposed she had aston
ished ms by the substance of her letter:
that ii was worse than divorce case. We
took seats, she on "a divan, ] ON a chair in
the rear of the room. She had told him
of her engagement to Rhodes and in the
the course of the talk he found that he
knew hec mothers family. She wanted
to know whether she could be forced to
keep her engagement.
The colonel treated the matter with leyitv
at first, and told her he knew of no law
which could compel her To the performance
of the contract. Then she grew grave and
looked like crying. He got UP and walked
the room for awhile. Then he asked her if
her mother was alive and she said her
mother had never approved of this con
tract. The colonel then expressed some
sympathy with her, and thinking he had
said all that was necessary started to leave
but she detained him and said: Its much
worse than that. He insisted on marvin @,
me. | did not want to be like Aunt i.ou.
with Il house full of children and unable to
educate them" She put her handkerchief
to her face.
Proceeding Colonel Breckinridge said;
".5he said 4 gave him n higher proof than
that contract Then | said she ought to
marry him anyway. She said i can't,
have grown away from him. / know what
other men are and his very presence is Of
fensive to me | replied: You can't afford
not to marry him; Il young girl as you
are Then the conversation drlited away
There was nothing more ] could say. She
seemed to have said all she cared to- As
/ stood there with my hat in my hand she
said: i have set my heart on becoming
an authoress' ! said: Il don't see why
YOU can't 40 that, but you must rcmem-
Der that this double life may come up
against you any time. He has You In his
power. y young girl can't afford that.
You should marry him as soon as you
can
''She said: 4 won't do that now, any
way; no danger of his giving me up.
Then she spoke of an entertai nment at
Vine street. She said there was to be a
cornetist play. l have been going TO Gin
cinnati ever since | was u boy, but never
new which one of the hills Vine street
was on. She said in an entirely proper
way-perfectly proper-that we might
ride. l asked if they would let her 20.
She said she was n summer boardcr and
she knew of no rule against it. Then a
young man came into the room whom
recognized As Mr.. Brown, for although
dld not know he was connected with the
school he had represented Jessamine
county in the legislature We shook
hands, and he said it would be perfectly
proper for us to go''
The colonel then went ON to tell that he
hired u carriage and called for the plain
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30


OF Frccport. says:
Chicago, March :. 1875
DR. Durham NJ Adams st eef city:
My bear DnctOr-Aiy attr ntion was FIRST col! ed
To ''>nn JAZZ last year in the of Captain j
VI. PrlSiu> of Atiunt Ca. who was attacked in
this city with ar7tc ncphriti> tiri imcG k'dneys)
and Cysii i inflammation of baddcr) Aficr pre-
scrhug the u uai remedies without e an. ''San
JaR' was suggested. and the i'm proveracnt was so
mrrkCd after the nr~t dose that u complete cure
folluE ed So specdi y, that a. once commenced
investigation of Is merits, ana have ,ncr pre-
-CTipCd II in almost every EroWn form Of Kid
ncy. bladder urcihral, vaginal and eat .rrh al
troubles, followed i'll each instance by the hap
y est results
IN ms own case ocysitis) the relief il gave me
in few days was simply marvellous
y cas- -! cnurPsis IN my own family very
much improyci by few doses, and radically
cured III lc, : Than week rom prsciical eNuer-
fence IN number OF bad cases otleucOrrhoea ~,
free o. say that have found remedy that il
equal to ''San jak.
Aud while have never before given a profess
siona, endorsement 10 prophet Try remedy, say
unhc-itati1g V and without reserve. that cor 10
or ian J * a veritahle hoou to humanity. and
after applying the surcst profes- ioual tests,
can say with confidence IL j. better lhaa Il IL
ICCommcn' ed u be.
shall continue to prescribe It in all cases OF
gcniio- uruIr. or catarrhal troubles Il preference
togl' other known remedies.
As urcrye tonic. especially in the cases Of weak
uratmiC children. ">au Jak C'n hc relied upon
fully aui entirely The dell ions taste OF The
med cine i also in is fa or. IN pr, ~CrihiHc II fur
Children. am present using san Juk'' a. al
Alternative IN skin s"a-cs aud several cases ol
chrome eczema h wing Welded - readily 10 it,
Influence Inat shall cnntinpc 90 uso I N stint al
ctfrs feeling confident that it vii meet all the
Indications IN such case.
Very sincerely
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Ask your Druggist for home ref
crences.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30

OMAHA, March 3o.-In the legal fight be-
tween the National Water Works
company Of Kansas City and its
eastern bondholders. involving So
GOOOO, Judge Caldwell in the
federal court here ordered the water works
company to turn all its revenue into court
minus the amount necessary for actual
expenses. The court promised to give
final decision in the case soon. The or
der is regarded rs n precursor of final vic
tory for the bondholders The case has
been on two years.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30

till" In reply to questions he said there
was nothing said in their conversation
either at the college or in the carriage
about his going to Lexington the next day
nor about his family-his wife or his dead
boy. lis denied the bogus telegram and
letter t;-siness emphatically. He knew
nothing about her going to the Sayre in
stitute at Lexington until she had made
the change. Then he was allowed TO get
back to the ride in the carriage. He did
not go TO the concert. Ills companion APP
peared To he "a mature woman, with moth
Tag in her manner that was improper.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30
A Hasty Plate of M,,r;,,

SPRINGFIELD, His, March 30. -Uoward
,. Long, of this city, representative of a
Columbus firm selling goods ON the in
stallment plan, is happy bridegroom
after courtship of only fifteen minutes
While IN Urbana, Ills, Tuesday he saw
Miss Lydia Brown for the first time. 1t
was case of love at first sight. and fif-
teen minutes after the introduction she
had said YES" and half an hour later
they were married by the Rev. A. u
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30

LONDON, March 30.-The United States
ambassador, the Hon. Thomas f. Bayard.
in an interview in regard to the Behripp
sea negotiations said that there was per-
fect accord between the two governments
III regard to the plans and methods of en-
forcing the award. He secuted the idea
that there had been danger of complica.
tons since the award was made. saving in
conclusion: No difficulty whatever need
be feared between the United States and
Great Britain on this subject
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30

WASHINGTON, March 36.-The attention
Of the postofiice department has been
called to the fact That it is the practice of
many publishers of second-class mail mat
ter to omit one or two regular issues of
the papers and subsequently get out an
other issue bearing the several serial mum
bers of the current and omitted series.
This Is held to he violation of the posi al
laws, and an order just issued provides
that in case OF omission OF an issue the
hrSt succeeding one shall bear the serial
number oi the one omitted. Violations of
TINS rule VIII subject the published matter
TO treatment as third class mail matter.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30
ABBREVIATED TElEGRAMS.

Ten thousand coke workers in the Con-
nellsville region in Pennsylvania have
been ordered out on a strike to begin next
Monday.
When Charles Bremen, of Chicago, got
home late and retired his wife, to punish
him, threw the family billy goat into bed
with him. In the struggle for the posses
sion Of the bed the billy goat gave Mr..
Bremen the worst of it. Then Bremen. So
his wife says, threatened to kill her. and
she had him placed under bonds 10 keep
the peace.
The report of n movement to form u
paper mill combine is denied
Obituary: At New York, George Tick
nor Curtis, lawyer and political writer,
aged 81. At Los Angeles. Charles Trichcl
governor of the soldiers home At Osh-
kosh, Wis, Captain John GilbraIth. of
ManitOwoc. At Goshen. Ind. Thomas II.
Bailey. At Washington, Mrs Horace II.
Lockwood, sister OF General II. v Boyn-
ton. At London, Baron Hammer, Ihe emf
nent British jurist.
Colonel John A. Cockrell denies the
rumor that he is-o assume the manage
ment of the New York Herald.
Baron Hugo Won Laudon. who is said to
have owned vast estates in Austria. WAS
buried in the potter's field at St Lous.
He is said TO have been afraid to return to
his native country because he had COM
mitted "A murder there.
Warren L. Leland Is in Newport for the
purpose ol looking over the Ocean House
with view OF renting it. For the first
time in Viewpoints history the hotel is Of
iered for rent.
Mrs. Garfield, wife of the late president.
receives the largest pension of any one on
the Columbus agency's roll. Every quarter
Il check is mailed her for 81 30
The production of oranges in Florida
this year is estimated al / 500 boxes, and rs
| the Florida fruit is fast displacinc the
Sicil ian, it is predicted that in "A few wears
I0,G00,000 boxes Will represent an average
crop of the southern state
Representative Iigott, of Connecticut.
has introduced a bill in the house against
anonymous letter writing. lie saws the
government bureaus and departments are
| deluced with such letters.
Twenty leading women of Atlanta met
and organized wuman's suffrage associa-
ton, elccting for president Mrs. NcI.en-
| ZION, Il society leader.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30

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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30

Manhood
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30
TT- @TT Kidney Trouble?
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Read what DR.. Snyder, formerly
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-03-30
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-19
Chemistry in India.

The following answers were col
lected from written examination il
chemistry held in an Indian univer-
sity:
Sulphur is a smellful gas. Nitrogen
is d remarkably lazy gas, and is good
for nothing. Carbon always exists in
a dark room. There is no living be-
ing in the whole world that does not
contain carbon.
Gas is made by filling poker with
coal and heating it. Chlorine gives
butheration to the throat Hydro
gen is d colorIess, invincible gas, and
burns itself without anybodies help.
Nitric acd is used in the prepara-
tion of currant electricity II is
very bad for teachers to pour it on
our hands.
Soda is formed by heating castor
oil and potash. Caustic soda is used
in the manufacture of soda water,
and this is used in medicine for pur-
gative purposes. Caustic soda is
used as a summer drink. Quicklime
is made by pouring water on slaked
lime. We can eat this substance
(CaO); 1t has the power of digesting
food.
Lime is used as kind Of gum for
builders to stick bricks together. -
Chemist and Druggist.