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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31
WOOD I!

There is probably less coal used
here in private families than in any
city to which that article is export
ed. The reason is plain--wood is
cheaper and of better quality. Ma
ture provides Hawaii nei with the
wonderful and rapid growing alge-
roba and IL supplies the fuel for the
people. Anyone who has ever visit.
ed the neighborhood of Waialae has
been attracted by the forests Of trees
Of this description. People who
have gone there to inspect Mr.. Isen-
berg's ranch have marveled at the
care and attention given the cutting
OF trees for the market. Astha sup.
ply cuts some OF the ice in regulat
ing the price of a commodity so the
thousands OF trees on Waialac Ranch
act as a factor in putting down the
price Of wood. Mr.. Isenberg sells
wood cheaper than anybody else and
delivers II free in any part Of Homo
lulu. Ring up either telephone and
get a cord.
II you've had any trouble with
your milk try some from the Wal.
alae stock for a month.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31
JOHN Il. BROWN,

dealer in Hawaiian aud Foreign Postage
stamps. T., q. Box ~, Honolulu.
Highest prices given for Unused and Used
Hawaiian Stamps IN exchange Tor other
countries from iirSt-cass approval sheets.
Sheets forwarded Ia any parl of the Islands
On application with town reference.
j I. Is II open 10 meet any collectors ny
sppointmsnt nv I'm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31
DR.. LIEBIG & co.
KAMEHAMEHA GIRLS SCHOOL

THE FIRST TERM OF KAMEHA.
hEuA GlRts' S'uooL opens MON
DAY, Nov. l2lh. Aspirations Tor admis-
sion nnmy be- addressed 10 Miss PnrE either
nj kun,ehan,.ha Manual, q, Al the Iia-
wa,lnn kindergarten Room, Queen Emma
VIII, 70 aho viii bs plSaaod 10 M, ut appIl.
oants The Ia tion IL fifty islJI DoIlars a
year, No applicants r.ceived lander twslye
years VI age. 100 IOt
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31
ILLUSTRATE THIS YOURSELF.

Put strong ammonia on Insccd and
Lucol paints. The Insccd paints
are destroyed in a few minutes; the
Lucol paints are practically unaiIcct-
cd
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31
PROOF THAT LuCOL rs MORE
ECONOMICAL.

Break NJ II lbs. paste white lead
in one pint Of LuCoL, and the same
quantity in one pint Of Linsecd Oil.
Spread the paints on similar dark
surfaces for comparison. The Lucol
paint spreads as far rs and covers
much better than the Linsccd paint.
To get equally good covering with the
Linsccd paint you have to Use =! lis.
Of white lead 10 one pint Of Iinsccd
Oil. This means saving of 7 IL. Of
paste lead 10 each pint of LrCoL used,
or lbs. to every gallon, equivalent
to your saving more than half the
first cost Of the LuCoL.
LrcoL is not in competition with
cheap Linsecd Oil Substitutes.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31
Peoples Baggage Express

MILL CALL ANY PART OF THE
w City for BAGGAGE. All Baggage
received by rs will be handled with care
aud dispatch. Wagons will he on the
Wharf 10 meet all Foreign and Inter.
Island Steamers. Moving Pianos aud
King AID Fort Streets next 10 Il q. Hall
~ Son. Both telephones 30.
llGO 3m NJ. 4, MARSHALL.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31

MaIrby DrL.C.AyrrS Co.. Lowell. Mass.u.S,A.
Il HrwuT, ~ ,h,tp limitations. IT." uiiu"
-N,"r'- ~nr~apnTiiis = prominent ~ the
NEII"r, buI d biuNu IA ihu EstsH ul 'ach OF
cur battles.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-10-31
b. JAoUEN,
PRAUTIUAL- GUN-MAkEK |

! beg tu inform Sporting Men and the
General Public that | am prepared TO Re-
pair and Renovats every description OF
Firearms. Guns Rifles and RevOivers
skillfully Ee-stGcked. Blueing and Brown
lng done in any ghade. FirsL-olsss work
manship guaren'"si customers promptly
Steuned 10.
go Address
UNION STREET. HONOIdIIU
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

Av nor skate. "THAT's AGIN THE LAW"
He's got to jump when he goes, and the
farther he jumps the quicker he gifts
thar"
"And didn't natur' also make me to
Jump" yelled the critter as he galloped
his horse around my outfit.
"Git out yer reptile, and I'll beat him
or bust"
CAR We Tar minded manf" says az
wished him fur, fur away.
II am'' he boots.
"And If my jumpin frog kivers the
most ground thar won't be any rowf"
"I'll gin my word thar won't. If the
varmint born in mud puddle kin lay me
out at jumpin, I'll go hence and crawl
into hole and die"
I got the frog outer his box and sot him
down on the grass, and when he got the
word he kivered 9k feet without skeerce
| ly humpin hisself
"Kin ye beat itP" sez to the stranger
as he stood thar a-glarin at the frog.
"I won't try" he yells. "What ye'vt
dun was to glue wings to that ar reptile't
shoulders, and as that's agin the law ant
I'm constable I'll hev ye tried by thu
law. Git ready to go with me to the towr
of Risin Sun, and If the law don't dea
out jestice the vigilance committee surel!
will . In my humble way could hev go
the drop on him and left his karkass lyii
on the prairie, but as felt that the Law
would clear me, and as wanted to yisi
the town of Risin Sun to arrange fur my
show, followed him in peace When We
got thar, he went into a saloon and brune
out the jestioe Of the peace and sez:
"Bill, yere's human critter as is trav
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

Another E-lanoe OF his real tender
ness for the suffering and oppressed was
during his Egyptian campaign A poor
fellah had been murdered by tribe Of
Arabs who had entered with an armed
band into q village and driven of the
herds Napoleon Immediately command
ed that a company Of dromedaries and
horsemen should go in pursuit Of the
guilty party. One Of the sheiks, sur
prised at the indignation of the emper-
or, observed that it would not be wise
for him to embroil himself with the
Arabs, a dangerous people, for the sake
of a miserable fellah. WAS he, then,
thy cousiD?" queried the sheik. "More
than that" cried Napoleon, with We
hemencc, "all those whom command
are my childrenP'
Again, at the plague Of Jaffa, Napo-
leon visited the hospital and endeavored
to console the poor dying soldiers. Gros
has attempted to convey an idea Of this
scene in his great painting Of 1.-The
Plague Of Jaffa, :" wherein he represents
Napoleon touching the eruption Of q
soldier afflicted with the disense, an act
no doubt prompted by his desire to in
spire courage in those not afflicted as
we'll as to evince his sympathy with
the sufferings of his poor soldiers. Eek.
change.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
A Rude Disappointment.

Country lawyers are often forced by the
scarcity of business to look very sharp for
opportunities to draw up wills and per-
form other ''legal' services. A stranger
of mature years-a carpenter-who had
come to a certain town to work at his
trade, was asked several times by local
lawyer if he did not think he had better
make his will. At last the carpenter took
the delighted lawyer aside and said to him
with an important air:
II amt quite ready to make my will,
but when 1 am I'll let you do it."
"Goodl But now's the time to draw it
up"
'Well, the fact is, I've had disagree
ment with my sister Jane, and I amt go
ing to leave her a cent"
"Good! But have you any other rela-
tives?"
"Yes-one sister and nephew"
'Good Any disagreement with themf"
"None whatever. But l aint-1'l tell
1t to you particular-I amt going to leave
either one of them cent neither"
"Now, why is that, prayF"
''Because haven't got cent to leave
to anybody"
Whereupon the lawyer hastily took hi:
departure and troubled the carpenter ne
more about his will.-Youth' Compan
| ION
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
HE WASNOT STUCK UP
IUMPlN JOE DECLARED THAT HE WAS
ONLY A HUMBLE WORM.

But the wild Eyed Critter He Met Was
skeptical and Made Him to Come Under
the Shadow of the Law-s2O Made Things
All Right.
was pushin my way over the kentry,
with view to openin my monster exhibit
shun and grand aggregashun in the town
of Jericho, when wild eyed critter Gums
ridin from the direckshun Of Plumb Gen.
ter and stops me to yell:
snow, then, who gin ye leave to be
drivin along this yere road with yer hat
on yer ear and yer nose stuck up as If our
society wasn't half good nuff fur an ole
duffer like yeS"
my friend" sez in answer and sizin
him up to once as a bad man who was
yearnin to pick fuss with me, 1.-THE ways
Of my hat and my nose ar not my ways.
am one of the humbliest of the humble
worms Of the airth. hafn't even a-whis-
tlin the toone of the 'Arkansaw Traveller,
fur fear sumbody might suspect me of be-
In an aristocrat and a-feelin too stuck UP
| to ask him fur chaw of terbacker. BE
varchewus, and yell be happy"
"Durn yer pesky ole hider' he boots as
he glares at me, "but 1 believe ye ar the
kuss who calls hisself Jumpin Joel"
1.-The same," seq I as I bows in my
humble way.
"And ye've got a panoramy and ar
eddecated hog and var'us other things, ant
ye gin exhibishunsP'
"I do, my friend-trooly do. I an
not concealin the fact that in the midst Of
life we ar in death and that my gigantic
aggregashun of animal intelligence ant
monster compendium Of family remedie
hev brought joy to the souls Of thousands
of my sorrerin feller men. AS fur instance
I'm offerin reward Of hundred dollar
fur each and every case off,
"Arter each exhibishun of reptile intel
ligence ye marry everybody who will Gun
for'ds free of costw he interrupted me.
"Trooly do, and won't deny that it,
a strong holt on the gineral public. Wit
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
A WHOPPER.
why the Judge and the Colonel Gave Up
Fishing.


The Judge and the colonel went fishing
the other day. For weeks the judge had
been telling of Gpond he knew where pick
erel weighed 12 pounds and were to be
had for the asking. The colonel listened
patiently for time and then said he'd go,
partly because, he wanted to shut out tho
judges stories and partly because he need
ed day off.
They packed their rods and other para
phernalia and started ON an early train
for the pond. All the way out the judge
talked Of nothing but the great fish that
were waiting to be caught, and before they
arrived at their destination the colonel
had caught some of the judges enthusi-
asm and was as anxious to get to work
as the judge himself. They got a boat, and
the Judge, who is somewhat of an athlete,
said he would do the rowing at first The
colonel put out two lines, one over the
stern and tho other from pole.
The Judge rowed slowly around the
pond, which is not more than mile long
and quarter Of mile broad, and tho
colonel attended assiduously to the lines.
He didn't get rise After the first cir
cult had been made the colonel said,
"Seems to me that those pickerel have
heard you mention are taking a day off. "
"Never you mind" protested tho judge.
"You can't expect to catch fish in a min
ute. 1t takes patience to get pickerel
Now, to show you that am in earnest in
this thing, will row you round again,
and I'll bet you'll have a fish before you
get back"
The Judge pulled slowly along, and the
/ ia kho fnl L
ly on his pipe. They went half way round
without strike. Huh" said the colo
nel 1--WE might Just as well be fishing in
the middle of an asphalt pavement"
The judge did not deign to reply. He
, yanked viciously at the oars couple OF
times and then fell into his stroke again,
and there was silence for five minutes.
Then the reel on the pole gave a click
J and whir-r.r-r, and the colonel made q
r grab for it, stopped it and began reelinq
r in for dear life. The line stretched fal
back among the rushes near the shore.
"Pull him in!'' yelled the judge.
The colonel was red in the face by this
time. He tugged and hauled and tried te
wind up the reel ~ can't bulge him, .
he gasped.
0 The judge came back and grabbed the
s pole. He tugged and hauled too. Moth
r ing moved. II jocks" said the judge
n "that one weighs 30 pounds"
9 Then they both got hold together. Th'
= strike had been good one, for the hool
J held. They heard a tremendous splashinl
in the high weeds "We're getting him,
Il yelled the judge. keep a-pulling."
The splashing in the rushes grew loud
er. The two men pulled on that pole as l
they were taking in an anchor. "Ee'
Q coming" gasped the colonel
J. "It'll be the biggest pickerel ever caugh
. in the state" said the judge, giving tire
"a mendous yank at the line.
k Then out Of the rushes burst a mild eye
If COW, with the hook fast in one of her legs
g And the colonel and the judge left th
J. boat where it was and waded ashore. =
Buffalo Express.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
FREE COINAGE OF
SILVER.

The free and unlimited coinage Of
silver, the product of American mines,
at the old ratio of 16 of silver to I of
gold, is the only solution of and
remedy for the disturbed and unsatis-
factory condition of trade, manufac-
ture and general business of the coun-
try. The surreptitious act of 1873,
divorcing silver and gold in our none
tary system, was crime of untold
magnitude. 1t was the rankest kind
of class legislation in favor of the
wealthy against the producers Of
wealth, and hostile to the prosperity
of the United States. 1t was an act
of treason because done at the instance
of a European syndicate and for bribe
money, "giving aid and comfort to
our country's enemies" To shield
the guilty parties, the well authenti.
Gated facts, often published, have been
vigorously denied.
The Enquirer will continue to ex.
pose this objectionable crime until
right and justice are done the people
by the full restoration of silver to its
old companionship with gold. We
need the assistance of the people in
disseminating the truth, to which END
we invite all in your selection Of pa
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the Enquirer, that costs only $I.oo q
year. ISSUED twice week.
Liberal commissions and cash re
wards given 10 club raisers. Sample
copies free. ENQUIRER COMPANY,
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Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

WILD EYED CRITTER. hibishuns in the
town of Jericho tomorrer eavenin and
shall esteem it an honor to see ye present
on a front seat No charge fur admishun
no reserved seats-children of all aiges
welcomed with a fatherly smile" J"
"Durn yer ole show, but I'm a-mind to
pop yer' he howls ''What hev ye dun in
that free mar'yin bizness but mar'd my
ole woman to three other men, and I've
had to stay by the shanty night and day
fur the last four weeks to keep 'em from
gittin her. Prepar' to die''
"My friend" sez I, workin up my
blandness with all my might, Eye must
allow that if yer ole woman hadn't step
ped out to be mar'd couldn't hev j'ined
her to anybody.
"Howsunever, I'm man as plays fa' r
game, and hevin mar'd her will now di-
vorce her. From this mint on them other
critters hain't got no rights"
"That's better" sez he, seemin to soften
up Bit "but how about that jumpin
frogS"
LAS to whatP"
GAS to carryin him around the kentry
to discourage human bein's from tryin tc
git along"
"Has he discouraged anybody"
dozens of 'em, and I'm one. was
the jumpinest thing around these yert
parts till that blamed reptile appeared
Durn his hide, but I'm the jumpines
thing yit! hain't goin to allow no var
| mint of frog TO lay over me and pu
down my pride. Git him out yere, an,
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
NEEDED DIETING.

An Attenuated Horse That Excited an
Officers Unnecessary Sympathy.
A South Chicago policeman came
across an attenuated sorrel horse tied to
a hitching post the other day. He wait
ed few minutes until the owner ar
rived and then said:
"Why don't you feed your horse
something? I'd wager that he hasn't
seen an cat since he was a colt. Do you
feed him OH the photograph of bale OF
hay?'
"Mr. Officer, you don't know that
horse, or you wouldn't talk that way. "
II don't know the horse, but I know
that you ought to be run in for working
q starved beast like that. It's case for
the S. P. G. A. Do you weigh out his
food to him on an apothecary' scales?'
"Officer, before you say any more do
me favor Get in that buggy and
drive around a block, and when you
come back here tell me what to feed
him. I'll do whatever you say"
The policeman got into the buggy and
started off. He thought he was in q
merry go round driven by cyclone pow
er. He braced his feet against the dash.
board and hung on to the reins until his
wrists cracked and there was shower
of heels all over the road. The buggy
slowed around corners on one wheel,
and when the horse finally landed VI
against the hitching post with its from
legs over the shafts the officer was sc
dazed that he couldn't speak for min
ute.
"Well." queried the owner, "what
do you think I'd better feed the horse?'
eff 1 owned him." answered the po
iceman sternly, "I'd feed him OF
some good reliable an@sthetic Chi
cago Tribune.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

tfce II WISH FUR TO DENY
Look fur your ABOUT THEM WINGS"
self He's jest a jumpin frog, and If he
had wings he wouldn't know how to use
'em."
"Prisoner, this yere plaintiff and con-
stable ar my brother Sam. What Sam
seq has to go with this yere court. I'm
agoin to take bis word about the wings,
but bein it's yer fust offense and bein biz
ness in the saloon ar drivin I'll let ye of
with fine of $780,"
"Kin 1 take an appeal to a higher
COURT" sez 1.
"Sartinly ye kin, and the same higher
court ar the vigilance committee, and the
president of the same stands afore ye
Will ye pay or hang9"
Feelin that my life belonged to my fel-
Ter men or to sich of them as kin be amoos-
ed by my exhibishuns and restored to
health by my Cherokee sassyparilly, paid
the fine and departed The price is allus a
dollar bottle, and 1t is warranted to tech
more vital spots in the human system than
any other compound prepared by human
hands. While not furgittin my family
remedies, keep yer eyes on my panoramy
and so forth and secure front seats if pos
sible. AUSTIN KEENE.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
Torture,

Colonel Poldowiczi (of the Russian
police)-Has the prisonerski confessed?
Sergeant Scwisesi-No, your high
nessovich. We have beatenski him with
our clubs, cut off one Of his earsovitch,
burned the soles Of his feetski with hot
ironskoff and tried the thumb screwo-
vich on him, but he absolutely refuses
to confesski.
Colonel Poldowiczi (sternly)-Then,
as last resortski, try the effect of a
recitationskoff by young lady elocu-
tionistovich.
Nihilist Prisoner (screaming)-Have
mercy I confess, I oonfessl-London
Tit Bits.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

Ping Yang, in northern Korea, was
the first literary center" in the Penin-
sular Kingdom. Its chief author was an
ancestor of Confucius named Kishi,
who, gathering up his writing materials
and leaving China in 1922 B. G., emf
grated eastward into Korean regions.
His name is greatly venerated, and
many tablets still exist in his honor in
the northern parts of Korea. New York
Tribune.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
With q Double Meaning.

1t was on a certain east bound street car
that a young man sat, looking "stuck on
his form" He was very young indeed,
and when pretty damsel, with a solid
looking valise, entered the car and occu-
pied all the seat in front of him he en-
deavored to win from her smile. Pres
emily she rang the bell and picked up her
valise. The very young man instantly
jumped up and bowed.
"May l carry that valise off for youf"
he said winsomely.
"You needn't trouble" she replied.
"Theres nothing in It,"
With that she got off, and the passen.
gers laughed, as if she had really meant
to accuse him of larcenous intentions.
Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

these stories about messenger specula-
ton"
Several Of the messenger tribe deal
with up town bucket shops in order to
keep their situations in Wall street.
Altogether the business is a very inter
esting one, and to many of those having
inside information it is vastly profit
able.-New York Herald.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

I'll beat him on
the jump or leave
BIO t h legs be-
hind" .
"How ye goin
back on nature"
I asked.
"W h a t. 8 ma
tur' got to do
with it?"
She made the
frog to jump. He
can't walk nor
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

my panoramy of
20 pictures, my
eddeoated h o G,
jumpin frog, five
legged wolf, exhi-
bishun grasshop-
per, Cherokee sas-
syparilly,. Magic
cement and the
marryin biznes:
I've got a combi'
,nashun W h i C /
can't be busted by
nuthin short o,
another 40o days
rainstorn. / shall
be grin one o.
my unrivaled ex
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
Mother Have You a Baby?

If so, get from your druggist to-day for 2Eo
bottle of DR.. Hands Collie Cure. Every ba-
by often has distressing collie. Dr.. Hands
Collie Cure gives immediate relief by remov
ing wind from the stomach and quieting the
nerves. giving restful sleep. Mother, think
of the worry and anxiety this saves you: If
your baby is teething DR.. Hands Teething
Lotion for 25c, soothes and relieves all pain.
Sold by all druggists.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
lGE!lIaIIss [IIIgzSEaI.lHEIEEaIl
G1l:lIsiislI1S LUM BAGO)

snn arouno the Kentry 10 discourage am
bishun."
which ar agin the statoots, and III
make him wish he'd never bin bornl"
shouted the jestice.
Hes got a frog with wings glued on to
him, and no critter in Cherokee kin jump
agin him."
That's wuss and wuss. I'll open this
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22

yere court on the
head Of this yere
bar'l and convict
the prisoner, and
may the Lord hev
mercy on his
sOull"
II wish fur to
deny about them
wings " sez l,
holdin up tn Q
frog.
But how kin
yen says the jes-
tice.
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-11-22
THESE ARE LIVELY.
MESSENGERS WHO ARE NOT OF THE
SLOW PERSUASION.

They Wear Diamonds Because They I'm
prove Their Opportunities-Manyo of the
Wall Street Mercuries Have Access to
Valuable Information.