Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-02-11
NYE Home AGAIN.
he REACHES Els NATIVE SOIL IN A NEW
SUIT or CLOTHES.
How he Enjoyed III. Trip Over and How Others
Enjoyed His Pair Of New ShOss-Gsting
Himself Through the Custom HOusG
Copyright 1894 6y Edgar ". Nc.

There Is no mixture OF emotions In
the human breast more strange than
that which tugs at the heartstrings as
one says adieu TO friends in another
country, perhaps for the last time, and
turns his face toward those of his own.
can only hope that the British posses
sions are the better for my visit. Small
though the golden stream which have
poured into her Golfers, if husbanded il
will help. 1t might not go far in a war
with Germany, but it would help pay
the expenses of parliament.
Great Britain has my money, and |
have a new suit of clothes. They will
appear in the principal cities al Amer
lea for one night only during the season
of 1895. l will mail terms to appli-
cants promptly on application OF the
applicant
The ride down to Southampton on
the 10 o'clock steamer train is delight
full on such a day as I had. No one
can appreciate the carefully kempt
farms and hedges and roads of Eng land
as a horny listed farmer from North
Carolina can. In North Carolina most
OF our territory is still virgin forest,
has cut down bee tree.
In England the lands are under
! brushed. seeded down TO grass, drained
and entailed. In North Carolina this
has not been done. Sometimes you will
see tract OF 5000 acres with nothing
on it whatever in the way OF improve
ment except lis pendens or right OF
dover, while in England the whole
island looks like z thrifty truck patch.
got aboard the steamer train wear
| ing q reyerberating suit Of tweed, with
a Norfolk jacket of same, made with
box plait, and heavy hose which almost
reached TO my knickerDOckers. Really
| il was q shooting suit, but l thought
possibly we might scare up few ducks
coming home on the steamer, so pre-
pared myself.
AS l got on board the train I put on
an air OF Importance and asked the
guard in a low, rumbIing voice il he
! could give me a compartment by my
self, meantime giving him what Eng
lish money 1 had left he selected
! first-claSs compartment, put my closing
out sale of wraps, rugs, etc, inside and
locked the door l was proud to know
that commanded esteem where, | was
not known, and / leaned back jOyfully
in the rich cushions Of my moving
penitentiary. To myself said: "Some
| folks think ' cannot travel in for
eign country without matron, but
this would indicate that | can. Here
l am occupying the place OF passen-
gers, and nothing out except what
| / 1tI 81 fra N
public may howl its head of for accom-
modations but in vain. My door Is
| locked, and they cannot enter hers. "
The more thought it over the more
naughty and offensive I became. But
we did not stop more than once between
| London and Southampton and then
/ only to pass the time OF day with a rail-
road man in eorduroys. When got 10
the end of the journey, found that was
the only passenger on the entire train.
had suborned and corrupted the
guard with money which | afterwards
sadly needed, while | could have taken
my pick OF the whole train and vel.
come.
The tender at Southampton was wait
| ing for me, and out at her anchorage
| the Bremen steamer greeted me with
several selections by its triple plate sill
YER band. People rushed on deck,
| thinking I might be Mitchell or Glad
stone, those two sterling champions OF
England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
Among other things that | have taken
a fancy TO is high, laced, waterproof
hoe with cork sole and upper leather
/ Of pOrpoiSe skin.
/ wore these aboard. They are very
soft and easy TO the feet and made
large, so that they almost require a
janitor or Caretaker. They make my
/ feet feel deformed, and feel that peo-
pie are looking at them all the time,
wondering if am an Englishman who
bought at the wrong time large part
Of Frady's addition to South Hutchin-
son, Kan, and now on the way west to
see about it.