The morning call., 1894-09-01

perch and viewing the ruin that German has
wrought. present a spectacle in comparison
with which the melancholy gloom OF Poe's
haven" seems like the sunshine OF cheer and
! merriment. IL is an apoiheosis OF harmony oil
tne sort that prevails in Praveyard.-New
! York Tribune
The report that Germany intends 10 discon-
| tlnue the celebration OF The battle OF Sedan
| may not be true, but il ought TO be. NO good
can come from perpetually Irritating proud
nelehboring nation by the celebration OF such
annlVerSarles.-BosIon journal.
| The Nevada Republicans have nominated a
man named Cleveland for Governor on plat
form declaring for free silver. The name OF
! tue candidate may be an infringement on
| Growers copyright, but the analogy ceases
right there.-ChcagO Times
General Master Workman Sovereign has re-
neWed hostIliIes with Mr.. Powdery. If Mr..
sovereign could only be induced to give his
eVer-wagging tongue y rest the public would
gladly overlook all other shortcomings in his
case.-Plttsburg Dispatch.
The tin-worEers OF Wales are celebrating the
passage OF the German tariff bill. and why
shouldn't they? The bill was enacted largely
Ior their benefit. aud they would be ungrateful
If they allowed the favor to pass unacknOwl-
edged.-New York Press.
One redeemIng fact must be placed to the
credit OF CongresS-it has not passed free
ship bill at This session. AT the next il will be
100 busy packing uD 10 move out to have time
for any more free-trade nonsense.-New York
Advertiser
The late Mr.. Debs now declares that the
famous expression. "save your money and buy
a gum" originated with his typewriter. A very
Breckinrldgian explanation, only Debs' type
writer Is man.-SI. Louis Star Sayings.
A mandatory OF 1ire.proOf material was
burned up The other day. and now the United
States credit system has gone into the hands
OF receiver. There's frequently good deal
OF sarcasm In a name.-BOston Herald.
The nearest Corbett is getting to tilt with
jackson Is his proposition to fight in Sioux City,
which is in State with Governor OF the name
OF jackson, who would put out the Pompadour
In one round.-St. Louis Republic.
PETER has declined an invitation 10 deliver
series of speeches In Massachusetts, but there
are other States that cannot hope for such
lenlence at his bands.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
A new version Of the stars and stripes is the
spectacle OF a couple of "sIaTs" OF the Com
mOnweal army capering around the country In
prison striped costumes.-Philadelphi Record.
With that free pass and his warm friendship
on the Pullman side, Labor Commissioners
Wright Will find 1t hard TO balance the scales OF
lustice.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
What does Havemeyer care who writes 1.-The
Chicago platforms" so long as the Democratic
party gives his giant trust S4O0Oo,000 at The
first grab,-Chicago InIer-Ocean.
Andrew Carnegie's money may make him a
very great man in Washing on. but IL ought not
10 make him greater than the laws OF the
United States.-New York World
1t Is said that Patti will make another fare
well tour of America. PATHS faTeuells are
like clouds, they have silver lining.-Phia-
delphia Inquirer
The armor plate scandal is one OF The worst
OF the series that have disgraced the current
administration. Probe il 10 The bolIom.-New
York Recorder.
Many young women have very little judg-
m emit. They always say either yes" or mo-
too soOn.-Galveston News.