Richmond planet., 1894-06-30

Since the hot weather has come on,
many outings have been formulated.
Nearly all of the social clubs will be out
this season. and as usual it is supposed
each will make an effort to eclipse it's
predecessor.
We have heard quite frequently theyoung
er boys grumbhng on account of the big
boys and young men taking the girls
away frcm them. We know Of young
man who accompanied a young lady
home from church week before last, when
she already had the company of anoth-
er. But ne was small.
All right old fellow, wen let up on yoE.
We are sorry we hurt your feelings, but
for all that we are glad that you are
back. and exceedingly glad that that
lip ia all right.
Young man. mean all of you who are
contemplating marriage, you had better
think. What do you suppose happened
last week ? Well, for your benefit 1 will
tell you. A young man very well known
was married recently. That young man
was a member OF the "Tycoon" troupe
and of course had one of those Japanese
gowns made. After the affair came off
he didn't know what to do with it, so
he packed up and put it away, but be
young men called on him last week, and
bursting in unannounced, found him
clad in japanese costumes and raising
Cain-in the wash tub a la Chinese.
We learn that the Sons of Rest are in
creasing in membership since thu wealth
er has gotten so hot One young man
remarked that it was fine times 20 lie on
the hillside in the shade, eat sour grass
and drink spring water.
You should have seen Sappho Fri
day evening, 18th, with three girls from
"away up." He was first seen on the
car, at the soda fountain, at the Com
mencement, again at the soda fountain,
again on the car, seen everywhere with
three girls. Dead in it, some say, but
they don't like to talk OF the expression
that was seen on his face. Keep 1t up,
| old fellow. we admire your spunk.
The young man we spoke about three
weeks ago who carried several young la
/ dies to Mr.. Wilkerson's and the next
morning was trying to obtain n ten.
cent breakfast, has not been seen in Viii
! kerson's since. We are very sorry Mr.
| Wilkerson has lost customer. Do go
back. She like cream.
Young man, / am ashamed of you
Just because certain young lady con
templated remaining in the city a few
days, You picked a quarrel with up
town folks, so you could take the fan
stranger TO the commencement.
We are not at liberty to give th'
names of our friends that we speak of
We can only answer. "You don't know
do you
We received q note few weeks since
One sentence read thus Enough i
enough. and too much makes dot
sick, as the poet says" Now partner
please inform us what poet used sue
an expression. We really wish to know
! II you will tell us we will let up. She
lyou know] desires us TO.
We are on to you young man. w
have repeatedly warned you not to sta
in the West End SO late
q Thao girl gers tired standing at tn
| gate so long. Why don't you sit on tn
porch. The old folks don't object Ru
at any rate, you had better leave befoI
ii strikes eleven or We'll be after you.
The Sons of Rest of Bingham have e
tablished Sons Home of Rest, whel
they meet and discourse "chin mu
ic'' and lab" Young men YOU ha
better 90 to work. You know that I'll
picnic season is in full blast, and yon wi
be blasted if you won't be able TO tai
in one or two of them. PAT.