davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03

pleasure of the people, and when it is
stated that it is freely offered on the
same generous scale as the perform.
ances within the tents, one can easily
immagine its magnificent splendors.
All the crowned heads Of the world
the reigning sovereigns-in coaches of
state, in royal robes, on horseback sur
rounded by their escorts, the military
uniforms of all nations, in groups and
in picturesque oriental style, are repre-
sented in the most truthful and correct
manner, together with magnificent
display of open dens Of wild beasts aud
carved golden chariots, containing the
splendid geological collection, followed
by the allegorical chariots illustrating
nursery rhymes and children's fairy
stories. AS the bills say, "it is worth
coming miles to see, and once seen
meyer forgotten" The following order
of march will tell the story of It's mag
nitude. The parade will take place
about o'clock in the morning on Fri
day, August 10th.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03


Following is the program for tie
Union Sunday School picnic at Ithaca,
August 2l:
11:Ol a. m. schools to form in line of march
at the Baptist church. and march
east to the Methodist church,
thence north to grove.
1890 m Basket Picnic Dinner.
j go Z. m. Music by the band.
Singing by the schools, bringing
I'm the Sheayes."
Prayer.
singing by the schools, "wonder-
full Words of Life"
Address, Hon. Washington Gard
ner.
Singing by the schools, 'shal we
gather at the River"
Balance OF day devoted to recrea-
ton.
August 18th the
ID l.. ~ n. R'y
will run another
low rate excursion
TO Saginaw
leaving
Alma
Spend at 1890 a. M,
arriving at Saginaw
Sunday at noon
and leaving at 700 p. m.
AT ROund-trip rate 75 cents.
This will give you
Saginaw ali opportunity TO
spend pleasant
Sunday away
from home
~ small expense.
Tell our friends
about IL and 90.
Soi2w Gro. DEllAyEN, e +. A
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03

WITH the usual dis
regard of expense,
and with the energy
that has characteriZ-
ed every effort of
Barnum Il Bailey,
they have designed
another entirely new
street parade for the
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03

IN account of the sunday school picnic to be
" held at Ithaca, August q. The d., l.. x n .
have arranged to run special train 10 leave
IT. Louis at 300 a. m. Reduced rates will be
given Tor the round trip. GEO. DEHAYFN,
SOi-2w G.. p. A.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03
For Sale, Rent, Exchange Etc.

MOTlCE.-I hereby forbid any person from
IN purchasing sheep OF Otis Evilszer. as he is
n minor, MRS. ). EVILSIZER.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03

OST:-A black morocco pocket book, Thurs
l. day or Friday of last week Finder please
return TO Wright House and receive reward.
GEO. G. STONE
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03
SOCIETIES.

II b. CHURCH-Services held every alter
u, nate Sunday at Adams Hall.
REV. II. CAMPBELL,
Pastor.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03
PROFESSIONAL.

T. A. BAGLEY, Physician and Surgeon
+, Residence, State street. Office, room
No. /, Wrights Opera House block, end toor
Office hours, 1880 10 $3.50 and 10 p. m.
I +. sUYDAM, M. D., Physician and Surgeon.
u, Office opposite the Record Job Rooms.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03

DRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-Morning service
1890; Sunday school 1900. kvoning service
:OG REV. W. +. JONES' Pastor.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03

Following is the program for tie
Union Sunday School picnic at Ithaca,
August 2l:
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03
LODGES

HLMA LODGE, F. & A. II Regular meetings
n on Saturday on or befOI full moon.
B. s. WEBB, W, NJ.
W. A. PAINE, Sec'y
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-08-03

EPISCOPAL CHURCH-servioes are held
Z every Sunday morning 1o:3O n, N. Eyen
ing Z 100 p. II,
Rev. c. A. CARY. Rector.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
IncOnnprehensible.

Colored people often have a genuine
contempt for the expressions used by their
white brethren as being much less pic.
turesque and realistic than those employed
by themselves White or black, most of
us find it easy to be critical.
II ain got no sort OBJ opinion OBJ Mis-
Valleys language" remarked Salome
johnson to her husband one evening.
"Sho was in here dis mawnin when had
dc misery in my head SO bad dat couldn t
but jess barely keep my 'tention on her
talk, an it 'sturbed my consciousness to
hear her gwine on So"
swat was her particular ingref 'ency?"
inquired Mr.. johnson, lifting his sable
countenance from his contemplation Of
the evening paper
''She was tellin bout Mis- Abbott wen
do news OBJ her husbands splintcrin oh
his wooden laig was brung to her, an she
say, Mis- Abbott, she trembled jess like
asping leaf.
Mr.. johnson gave snort of contempt.
''Dat's jess wat I say" continued his
spouse, with instant comprehension and
approval Of this sound. who's ebber
clapped eyes on a asping leaf in desc yer
parts? OATS W at dis chilo'd like to know.
Wy dom she use. dc words an assim'la
tions OATS plain an understan able? Wy
don sho say, Mis- Abbott she shook jess
like a dus' pan, an be sensy? Mos folks
would know wat she meant, if dcy'd had
any fetchin up, an as for folks W at did t
day ain wuff talkin to anyhow"
''Dat's So" responded Mr.. johnson.
g Shook like dus' pan am de truly
rom nizoh1a tynrpSsioO for fla cnsp an in
CO so II Mis- Valley had been de concipient
oh 'vantages in her youf she would hab
knowed it. '-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06

The California Limited leaving Santa
Fe at $40 p. IN. is solid vestlbule train
Chicago to Los Angeles and San Diego
without change, free chair cars Chicago
to Albuquerque, same equipment east
ward. Only 381@ hours between Santa Fe
and Los Angeles.
The California and Mexico Express
leaving Santa Fe at 1920 p. m. carries
Pullman Palace andTourist Sleeping cars
Chicago to San Francisco, without change.
The Columbian Limited leaving Santa
Fe at 500 is solid vestibule train to Chi
cago, only 4S1s hours between Santa Fe
and Chicago, 3215 hours between Santa
Fe aud Kansas City. This train makes
close connection at La Junta for Denver
and Colorado points. Parlor and chair
cars La Junta to Denver. Time 10 hours
between Santa Fe and Denver. All trains
carry dining cars between Chicago and
Kansas City. Between Kansas City and
the Pacific coast, meals are served at the
famous Harvey eating house.
Close connections are made in Union
depots at all terminals north, east, south
and west. For particulars as to rates,
routes and through tickets to all points
via the Santa Fe Route call on or address:
n. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. & T. A.
City ticket Office, First National bank
building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
The Vine Has Grown,

The Vine Has Grown.
Once upon time
Women We're the vine
That chung unto the tabled sturdy oak
They say it's not the proper thing,
However, now to cling,
And this thcory's doomed to be Joke
The oak trees of today
Have such selfish way
OF thinking that the earth Is theirs alone
The timid, trusting vine
To resent this doth incline.
She wants a foot Of ground to call her own.
She knows that she was born
The oak tree to adorn,
But all she asks are light and room to grow.
Did not tho same dear earth
Give both vine and oak trees birth?
1t Is hard to make an oak believe 1t, though.
Still shouldn' wonder much
If this lately dreamed of touch
OF independence III a vine would yet effect
A change for much--nay, more,
Than the worlds been looking for
1t may do more good than you or expect.
M. Muchmore.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
HE LISTENED.
While She Told of That Funny Young
Man She Heard Of

While She Told of That Funny Young
Man She Heard Of.
They had just been introduced, but they
were getting on famously when she said:
Gas you have always lived in Evanston
I supposed you know everybody there"
eyes, think l do.'
"Then you can disclose the identity of
the young man that Effie tells such fun
ny story about-she never would tell mo
his name-one of those tiresome people,
you know, who have made reputation
for wit and dare not even ask for the salt
without making an epigram about it.
''Kind of fellow who always makes
you feel as if the footlights are between
you, ehS'
Exactly. Effie and two or three other
girls were visiting friend in Evanston
last month, and this young man proceed
ed to make himself agreeable to them all,
not very difficult thing to do either,
for no was sole possessor of a horse and
buggy"
$50 he drove up the royal road to their
affections, as it wero?"
Yes. But, you see, he couldn't afford
to waste whole afternoon scintillations
of wit on just one girl"
$50 he took them two at timer
Nothing of the kind. He just memo
rized brilliant monologue, stories con-
corning the houses they passed, quotations
referring to the season Of the year and"-
Pardon me, Miss Slasher, but don't
you feel draft from that Window"
'Not at all, thank you. Then he took
each of the girls driving in turn and said
the same things to them"
''Indeed. BY the way, you remind me
SO much of friend of mine"
do 1? You must tell me about her
some time. And each of the girls would
return from her drive saying what a love-
ly time she had had and wasn't he bril-
liant fellow. BY and by, however, he took
Ef1io for a second drive. At first she ell
joyed his conversation, but as they took
the same route they had driven over DO.
fore his remarks began to grow strangely
familiar"
sis it possible? Do you know anything
about palmistry, Miss Slasher?"
''Not a thing. Now, Effie is such a
mischief. She let him 60 right on and
made no sign, even let him tell her again
the long story about the man who drove
ouU N1AiCAAunA UNIV anu hCPO WoAGAuS
know where Mr.. Sheridan lived. But
when she got home she told all the girls,
and they compared notes and nearly died
Of laughing. Why, there Is Fife herself
now! I'll introduce you; she is such
bright girl"
But Ef1ie walked up to him with out.
stretched hand, saying:
"Why, how do you do, Mr.. Tinker!
How is everybody in Evanston? And has
your funny old man out there found out
where Mr.. Sheridan lives yet?'
And she wonders to this day why hs
met her friendly advances SO frigidly.-
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
GEMS IN VERSE.


The PIowman.
First in the field before the reddening sun,
Lsst in tho shadows when the dry is done,
Line after line, along the bursting sod
Marks the bread acres where his feet have trod
Still where he treads the stubborn clods d.
vide,
The smooth, fresh furrow opens deep and
wide
Matted and dense the tangled turf upheaves.
Mellow and dark the ridgy cornfeld cleaves.
Up the steep hillside, where the laboring train
Slants the long track that scores the level plain
Through the moist valley, clogged with oozing
clay,
The patient convoy breaks its destined way.
At every turn the loosening chains resound,
The swinging plowshare circles glistening
round,
Till the wide field one billowy waste appears,
And wearied hands unbind the painting steers
These are the hands whose sturdy labor brings
The peasants food, the golden pomp of kings.
This is the page whose letters shall be seen
Changed by the sun to words of living green.
This is the scholar whose immortal pen
Spells the first lesson hunger taught to men,
These are the lines that heaven commanded
toll
Shows on his deed-the charter Of the soill f.,
gracious mother, whose benignant breast
Wakes US to life and lulls us all to rest,
How thy sweet features, kind to every cline,
Mock with their smile the wrinkled front Of
time!
We stain thy fowers-they blossom DER the
dead
We rend thy bosom, and it gives us bread.
Ger the red field that trampling strife has torn
Waves the green plumage of the tasseled corn.
Our maddening conflicts scar thy faircst plain.
Still thy soft answer is the growing grain.
Yet, o our mother, while uncounted charms
Steal round our hearts In thine embracing
arms,
Let not our virtues in thy love decay,
And thy fond sweetness waste our strength
away. Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
By Way Of Contrast,

She boasts of no great learning she has no ex.
tensive yearning
For the knowledge gained ut college or tho
higher sort of schools
She does not show a passion Otis tho fin de
steele fashion)
For the mystic, cabalistic fads and is,ns
pushed by fools.
She does not waste the hours talking woman .
rights and powers
Or explaining that now rcigning mad desire
for reform.
The .woeful missionary or the Indian ON the
prairie
Does not keep her out Of sleep or make her
start q verbal storm.
But, ahi just keep a.looking at the maiden
sweet a-cooking,
How she balkes the bread and cakes the sight
will I'LL you with surprise
And, oh, the Joy emphatic; oh, the pleasure
most ecstatic
In you resting when you're testing her ana
puddinss and her piesl
-Muusey's MAeasinA
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
FLAT-oPENING BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied that if you have once
used fat opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing Co. of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
AT.OPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
5 Or. 400 pages) Cash BOOK $3.50
g Gr. (4SO journal 600
= Or. $500 Ledger $50
They are made with pages 101sx16
inches, of good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in Cur bindery and we guar
antee every one Of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
Notice.


Notice is hereby given that the under
signed hereby offers to exchange at par
"Penitentiary Refunding Bonds of the
Territory of New Mexico, issued under
authority of, and in compliance with
chapter 81 of the Acts of the Both Legis-
lative Assembly of the Territory of New
Mexico for "Penitentiary Bonds" of said
Territory, issued under section 2549 of
the Compiled Laws of 1884 of the Terri
tory, dated January LIST, 1885, and matur-
ing January LIST, 1895. Holders of bonds
desiring to avail themselves of the fore
going offer must present their bonds to
the undersigned at his Office in the city
of Santa Fe, New Mexico, at 10 o'clock A.
NJ, on the 31st day of December, 1894.
Dated at Santa Fe this fifteenth day of
November, 1894. R. j. PALEN,
Treasurer of the Territory of New Mexico
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
CONNECTIONS.

LBUQUERQUE-A., Z. & s. f. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Phos-
nix railway for Fort Whipple and Pres
colt and connection with stage lines for
points in central Arizona.
SELIGMAN--P. & A. Railway for Pres
colt.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAVE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
MS IN VERSE.
Grief.


There are despairs which seem to blast and
kill,
That darken day and rob the stars of light,
That make the manifest weep as women
might,
That bend the valor of the human will
Despairs which burn like hopeless love- and
still
Love can transigure while it seems to blight;
Strong hearts feed nobly on their grief, despite
A world where hearts can ever thrive but Ill.
Sweet love and laughter are the dream Of
yAlth,
And soft contentment is golden bar
Which shuts life within its commonplace;
Bit the old world grows wiser in the truth
Tha, sorrows fashion us to what we are
And rouse the invincible genius of our race.
&C. E. Montgomery
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
A NARROW ESCAPE!
How it Happened.

!. The following remarkable event in q lady's
life will interest the reader: Fora long time
had terrible pain at my heart, which flut-
tered almost necessarily. had no appetite
and could not sleep. l would be compelled
to sit up In bed and belch gas from my stom
ach until thought every minute would be
my last There was o feeling of oppression
about my heart, and was afraid to draw Il
full breath. i couldn't sweep a room with
out sitting, down and resting;. but thank
God, by the help of New Heart Cure all thai
IL past and feel like another woman. Be
fore using the New Heart Cure had take.
different so-called remedies and been trcatct
by doctors without any benefit until was
both discouraged and Disguised. My husband
bought me a bottle OF DR.. Miles New liear
Cure, and am happy to say never regrette,
", as l now have a. splendid appetite an,
sleep well. I weighed 125 pounds when Ia
gan taking the remedy, and now weigh 10Y:
Its erect In my case has been truly marvel.
gus. 1t far surpasses any. other medicine }
ceived from physicians. Mrs. Harry Starr,
Pqttsytilo, ra October u, 1892
:. Dr. Niles New Heart euro Is sold on posi-.
tiye guarantee by oil druggists, or by tho Dr
MileB Medical CO., Elkhart, Ind, ON receipt OF
price. 81 per BOTTLE six bottles %, express pre-
paid; This great discovery by mn emIneni
Specialist In heart disease, contains neither
opiates nor dangerous drass.
Sold By all druggists
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06

"We would urge everyone to read the
advertisement of Simmons Liver Regu-
lator. We have never before said one
word in favor of any patent medicine adj
vertisement in our columns, but having
given Simmons Liver Regulator fair
trial, we do not hesitate to say that, for
dyspepsia and general debility it can not
be excelled."-FRED M. CH1LDs, editor
"News," Kenton, Ohio.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06

OF lNT SEX. why IS II
SO many women owe their beauty to Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription? Because
beauty of form and face radiate from the
common center-health. The best bodily
condition results from good food fresh ali
and exercise coupled with the judicious use
of the Prescription"
If there be headache, pain in the back,
bearing down sensations, or general de-
bility, or if there be nervous disturbance,
nervous prostration, and slceplessness the
Prescription (" reaches the origin of the
trouble and corrects it. 1t dispels aches
and pains, corrects displaccments and cures
catarrhal inflammation Of the lining men,
branes, falling of the womb liberation, r..
regularities and kindred maladies.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
sIimited Qualification

Lady of tho House--Listen, Charlotte.
am going to give party, supper and a
dance. Now, you will have to show what
you can do, SO as to keep up the credit Of
my establishment.
Cook-With pleasure, ma'aln, but l
can only dance the waltz and the polka.
You will have to excuse me from the
quadrilles -Lustige Blatter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
My Creed.


do not question school nor creed
OF Christian, Protestant or priest.
only know that creeds to me
Are but new names for mystery;
That God is good from east to east,
And more do not know nor need
TO know to love my neighbor well.
take their dogmas as they tell,
Their pictures Of their godly good,
In garments thick with heather blood;
Their heaven, with its harps of gold,
Their horrid pictures of their hell,
Take hell and heaven undenied
Yet were the two placed side by side,
Placed full before me for my choice,
AS they are pictured, best and worst,
AS they arc pcopled, tame and bold,
The canonizcd, and the accursed
Who dared to think, and thinking speak
And speaking act, bold cheek to cheek,
l would i'll transports choose tho first
And enter hell with lifted voice.
Joaquin Miller.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
Letting His Soul Loaf.

Letting His Soul Loaf.
don't spend none o. my good time in politicks
an SIGH:
amt a-makin folks grow poor, an me a-gettfd
rich;
amt a-pesterin any one-jes' Twin at my
case,
Albumin when want to, an fishin when l
Jes' let 'em take the offices an run cm fur an
high.
I'd ruther have violet from girls hand
sweet and shy,
Than run the whole United Statesl So, breth-
rem, let her roll,
For streak o April sunshine is jes' lshtin up
my soul!
Give me birds a.singing in the sweet, salutin
trees,
A-lavin IN a-wavin all their blossoms in the
breeze.
Give me my daisied meadows, jes' a-smilin to
the blue,
An the bendin trees above 'em jes' a-bowin
"howdy-do!"
An the country girls-God bless 'em, an dress
em plain an sweet.
Jes' like he does the violets that purple at
The girls a-huntin honey in their bonnets an
their curlS-
Oh, what is all your money to the red lips Of
the girls?
Sing sweet, o birds o. April!' Sing sweet DER
hill an plain
While the wonderin world is tangled in the
sunlight an the rain!
We amt a-pesterin any one-5es' Twin at our
ease,
Albumin when we want to, an fshin when we
please!
Frank L. Stanton.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06

The Best Line to Chicago. Omaha ana
1t. Louis
Is via the Burlington Route. The fast
vestibule "fyer" leaves Denver at $3.50 p.
m. daily, reaching Chicago at 500 a. m.
and st. Louis at TAO a. M, second morn
ing, connecting with all fast trains for
the east and south.
All meals served la carte in the ia
nous Burlington dining cars.
For tickets and sleeping berths, call
on local ticket agents, or address G. W.
vallery, General Agent Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06

For every variety and phase of the
many diseases which attack the air pas
sages of the head, throat and lungs,
Ayers Cherry Pectoral will be found a
specific. This preparation allays in
fammation, controls the disposition to
cough, and prevents consumption.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
The Grand Canon OF the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, Undesirable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. OBJ
serve the ancient Indian civilization of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City of the Sky"
Visit the petrified forest near Garlic.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip In the mag
nlficent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins of
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
Knew Him,

Friend-What is your father doing now,
Jimmy
Jimmy-Father? Doin? Les see. This
is Sadderdy. Is'pect he's tryin to borrer
S. bill about now.- Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco and
Kansas City, or San Diego and Los An
geles and Chicago.
The Atlantic x Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
ways of the Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tons.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-12-06
Marriage Not a Failure,

"No," unused Mr.. Benedict as he sat
down to do some repairing on his clothes
mo, marriage is not a failure. When
was single, it was an awful task to
thread needle. Now have wife, and
she threads it for me. New York Press.