San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-07-14

Bruno was evidently the large,
shaggy haired Newfoundland dog
whom the man on horseback had
just that minute lassoed.
"Sheesus KreitZt, mans, don't
ketch dat dOgk neider !"
despairingly cried the man with
beer in his whiskers, at seeing the
fine animal roped "Vhy don't
you sthop it. Bel hfmmel, / am a
sitzechen of dis town, and my name
vos Shacob Schuster. Now bel
Sheesus Kreitzt you vos turnd dot
dogk loose poOty kwick needer !"
with that Shacob Schuster
sailed in to liberate his dog.
The monkey faced street
gamins never saw so much
free fun in all their days. There
was a terrible cloud Of dust. The
dogs hOwled piteously, and when
the dust settled, Mrs. Shacob Schus-
ter and all the little Shacob SChus-
ters; who were clinging to her syy;rt,
beheld their pOrtly lord and pro-
tector get up out of the dirt, minus
Vaterland cap but with pleIty of
dirt in his berry wbiskers.
"Jake, you had better put up
seventy-five cents piece II
you want to save those dogs"
said friendly inclined policeman
as he stepped up and brushed the
dust and dirt from Mr.. Schuster's
coat. "Here, now don't get excited
or you'll be run in for interfering
with the dog catcherw
After much wild gesticulation
and expostulation on the rights Of
a "sitzichen," Mr.. Schuster finally
called to Mrs. Schuster, "Marie,
bring das monies" Then turning
to the dog catcher, he demanded,
"Now you shust turnd dat dogk
loose pooty kwick, neederw
Seventy-five cents was paid for
each dog. Mr.. Schuster got his re-
ceipts and the dogs were turned
loose. The yellow cur made bee
line for the saloon door, while
the shaggy Newfoundland rubbed
his head against his masters leg as
though he fully appreciated the eff
forts and sacrifices (of money and
dignity that had been made for
his release. The procession moved
on, the street gamins gave a final
yell and before Shacob Schuster
entered his berry abode, he shook
his fist at the moving caravan and
yelled the warning words, "Bie
shesus kreitzt | will see den sheet
of police und see what it means
anyhow to be a sitZichen of dis
country. | will told him all about
it, needer"
l will merely here add that,
Shacob Schuster kept This threat
but his version of the story and the
unlocked for compromise in the
matter of satisfaction as an out
ragged "sitzichen of Sahn Ahnton,"
is quite good enough for another
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