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The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07
Local Observations.
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Nov. 6.


OAK ana IVY leal-
Boys are men that have not got as big
their papas, and girls are women that
will be ladies by and by. Man was made
before woman. When God looked at Adam
he said 10 himself. Well. ! think can do
Eve. God liked Eve much better than
Adam that there have been more women
than men ever since. Boys are a trouble.
had my way half of the boys In the world
would be girls and the rest would be dolls.
have been a little girl when he was a little
boy.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The Hon. Thomas Taggart should
have copy of his Monday evenings
prophecy about the result in Marion
county framed and hung up where he
may see it hourly to remind him that as
a prophet he is a lamentable failure
and terrible warning.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

When Grover Cleveland returned from
squirrel hunting yesterday evening and
found a telegram stating that David
Bennett Hill had been suffocated under
a Republican majority of 125.000 he was
the happiest man in Washington.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07
Tint Ffend.

Hear the tooter with his horn
With his hated, raucous horn
For he doesn't care a dorm
Which way the vote has gorn
'S'long as he can blow his horn
Till you wish he wasn't born
To rack and split your Uranium with
his horn, horn, horn
10 fracture your religion with his horn!
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

When there are three ballots to be
stamped and folded, with perhaps some
scratching to be done. it becomes i'm
possible to enforce the provision of the
law which says that no person shall oc-
cupy booth more than five minutes
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Probably the most exciting election held
anywhere in the United States yesterday
was in Montana. and it was not political
either. 1t was on the question of the per-
manent location of the State capital the
fight being between Helena, where il Is now
located. and Anaconda. which wants it, AS
the lines were drawn the fight became one
between capital and labor. the mine owners
and capitalists favoring Helena and the
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07
sIaniey tn Bn nb~ock.

NEW YORK. Nov. e-Joseph Manley.
chairman Of the Republican national execu-
tive committee. has sent the following tele-
gram OF congratulation to John Babcock.
chairman OF the Republican congressional
committee AT Washington: II heartily con-
graduate you on the result OF your labors.
The victory Is perfect and complete from
Maine 10 California. The result IN New
York is the grandesf victory OF all We
have laid this day solid foundation upon
which TO erect in 1896 the structure OF ma
tional victory for protection ssld prosper
iy"
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Somewhat overworked, perhaps, but
still worth remembering is the observa-
ton that ''you can fool some of the peo-
pie all the time and all the people some
of the time. but you cannot fool all the
people all the time." Yesterday was
one Of the days when they did not al
low themselves to be fooled.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

THE burnt cork on the face of the negro
minstrel said the teacher. who believes in
popularizing science, "and the diamond he
wears on his shirt front are OF the same
material-pure carbon
''Nodt much they amt" up spake little
Ikey Hockshoppe. "Aber I think YOU don't
know much apoudt minsdrers diamonds"
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The voters of the country have ex-
ercised the feminine privilege Of chang
ing their minds. Two years ago they
did not know what they wanted; now
they do. Time and sad experience are
great teachers.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

q revision of the law will prejudice their
cause in the public mind far more than
it will strengthen it. If women want TO
vote they should go about the removal
or legal and constitutio- II impediments
in practical and sensible way.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Mr.. David Bennett Hill is a man of
thrift and forethought. and took care
not to be the victim of rash overconf-
dence. He did not resign his senator
ship, and is now. therefore, not a man
without a lob.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

There is time for all things" said
Cervantes. ITO everything there is
season. and time to every purpose"
said Solomon. The present seems a
proper time for Republicans to smile.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

we trust the result of yesterdays
election will not prevent Governor Mat
thews from issuing a Thanksgiving
proclamation. Cheer up, Governor; we
may be happy yet. you bet.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

That new instrument, the stad;lneter,
which informs mariner how far dis
tant he is from shore, will not be needed
by Democrats this morning. They ale
sh,pwrecked on a shoreless sea.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Il dropped the stamp on the floor" ex-
planned the votress. land didn't like TO
soil my gloves picking it UP so 1 just
punched the ballot with a hairpin. That
will do just as WELL won't itY'
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

miners and workingmen favoring Anaconda
The feeling ran so high that the entire pop
ulation was divided into hostile camps and
the militia were notified to be IN readiness
In case OF need
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

When the Cincinnati Commercial-Ga-
zette again sends special man to write
about Republican prospects in Indiana
let 1T select some one who does not ap-
plaud the German tariff
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07
BUBBLES IN THE AIR.


This" remarked the oyster. ss he saw
the knife about to descend on his shell,
''is the open season for me-"
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The legal opinion of Green Smith re-
garding the Republican victory is not
needed. 1t shows that Indiana has
enough of school-fund grabbing.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Judging by the returns the Republic
an voters who two years ago followed
after strange political gods have learned
the error OF their ways.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

When the common earth worm is cut
and to the other head a tail. and two
worms go their way where but one vas
before. The Democratic party is q
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The Indianapolis district will be rep
resented in the next Congress by
friend of American industries.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Gresham did not vote. but his ballot
would only have counted one, and what
would one more lonesome vote amount
to in the shrinking Democratic total?
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Shall we call it food. tidal wave.
a cyclone. an avalanche, landslide or
an earthquake? Anyhow, it was a
splendid Republican victory.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Two years ago the people thought
they wanted a change: this time they
kcow they want one, and OF different
sort.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

In the classic language of that dis
t1nguished Boston Democrat, the Hon.
John Lawrence Sullivan, the Democracy
"got it in the neck yesterday all round.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

When the people rise in their might
something generally gives way. Yester-
day 1T was the Democratic party that
snapped.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

It has been said that the Democratic
party never sees anything until it has
got past IL. Well. II has got past yes
terday's election.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The claim that Indiana is naturally a
Democratic State requires occasional
modification. Yesterday IL was natur-
ally Republican.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Though the mills of God grind slow
ly. yet they grind exceeding small'-
truth the Democracy understands this
morning
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The people of the Seventh Indiana dis
trict have decided that Mr.. Bynum
shall have an opportunity to study law.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07
At the White House.

WASHINGTON. Nov. s.-Flve members
OF the Cabinet. Private Secretary Thurber
and about half a dozen invited guests as
sembled at the White House tonight 10
hear returns from the elections. The men,
bers OF the Cabinet included Secretaries
Gresham. Morton. Carlisle. Smith and Her
bert They were late in arriving. reaching
the house about O'clock snd remaining
several hours. The Western Union Com
pany's bulletins were received direct from
the wire. which runs into the executive
mansion. and. In addition. the party had
the full election returns OF the Associated
Press The President left the White House
for the day for his country home at Wood
ley about S o'clock ana did not return.
The special telephone wire between the
White House and Woodley was utilized
tonight and bulletins of important re-
suits and fuller details in cases in which
the President took particular interest
were sent to him at the direction OF Mr..
Thurher
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

COMMITTEE ESTIMATES.
AT midnight Secretary Mckee of the Re-
publican congressional committee. gave out
the following estimate of Republican Con-
gressmen elected so far as heard from:
Alabama, 2; California, 5; Colorado. /;
Connecticut 4; Delaware, 1: Idaho. 1; Indi-
ana, s; Illinois. IS: Iowa. IL: Kansas. s:
Kentucky, 8; Louisiana, 8: Maine. 4; Mary
land, 2; Massachusetts,. 13: Michigan. u;
Minnesota, z; Missouri, 4; Montana, 1: Ne
braska. 5; Nevada. /; New Hampshire. 2;
New Jersey. 5; New York. Is; North Caro-
lima, 3: North Dakota, 1; Ohio. Ia: Oregon.
2; Pennsylvania, "a; Rhode Island. 2:
South Carolina, /; South Dakota, 2: Ten.
nessee, 2; Vermont. 2; Virginia, 2; Washing
ton, q West Virginia, and perhaps 4; Wis
consin, s. Wyoming. 1. The New York esti-
mate does not include Brooklyn. The total
claimed by the Republicans is 2l&
Senator Faulkner, the Chairman OF the
Democratic congressional committee. made
the following statement at midnight: In
dications seem 10 point to Republican vic
tory In the congressional contest. Howey-
er, the information 1 have received does
not justify me In giving up the organiza-
ton of the House by the Democrats; nor
does my information Justify me in giving
up the election OF Mr. Wilson. have men
at every doubtful point who will telegraph
me as soon as the returns are made. I
have received no word from any OF them.
and am certain that the counts have not
been completed We have won in the Third
and Fourth West Virginia districts. but
the chairman OF the First district admits
the election of Dovener Gfep.l by 1,5O0 to
100. That district has undergone the most
remarkable change ever known In the pol
itics of the country, due to a great extent
to the A. p A., and partly to the manufac-
turing interests. Ii is supposed that Cum
mings is defeated by fourteen votes
in New York city, but that Is not sure.
1 understand that our friends in Michigan
admit that the Republicans have carried
the State and all but two members OF Con-
gress. We have heard nothing authentic
from Wisconsin. Tarsney's election in Mis-
souri, seems to be in doubt The A. p. A
has been active against him. In the South
I know of no losses but several gains. in
cluding the seat now held by Murray (col-
ored Republican,. of South Carolina. There
seems to be no possibility of loss OF more
than one district of Virginia. IL the re-
ports of the Associa ted Press are correct
ii will be impossible for the Democrats 10
organize the House. The Republicans are
claiming everything. but 1 pay little atten-
ton to their claims We expect to re-
ceive kilograms from every Democratic can
didate for Congress. and then viii have
something definite on which 10 base an es-
innate" Senator Faulkner declined to ex-
press an opinion of the causes which brought
about increased Republican majoritIes The
Democratic headquarters were deserted be-
fore midnight by all but the clerks of the
comrniftee
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The Democratic officeholders who
came home from Washington to vote
did not stamp their. ballots with suffi-
cient emphasis.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

For Sale-At Republican headquar-
ters. tiger skins. Tammany or Indiana,
according To demand. The tail goes
with the hide.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

This administration can now turn its
attention to the eradication of the nut
grass in the South.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The Hon. Charles L. Henry is the
proud owner of a Democratic rooster.
but instead OF wearing it in his hat he
carries IL at his belt.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Tip to the County Commissioners
better advertise for bids to build a
bridge oyer yesterdays defeat
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The Journal knew what it was talking
about when 1t predicted a Republican
majority in Marion county of 1900.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The Democratic grasshopper got an
awful shaking up yesterday. Wonder
when 1t will light next?
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

At the present writing things seem to
be running our way. and we like the
way they run.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

1t is a thousand pities for the Demo-
cratic party that yesterdays election
did not take place in England
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

1t took the people of this district
some time to get on to Mr.. Bynum, but
they have done ii at last.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Even Grover Cleveland's vote would
not have saved New York.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The Journal is still of the opinion that
this Is Republican year.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The American people do not believe
in British Congress.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Our local Tammany goes with the
parent organization-big tiger. little
tiger and all.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

President Cleveland did not vote, but
what difference does it make?
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

And Mr.. Thomas Taggart, the great
political organizer and prophet-where
is he at? 81
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Democratic roosters belong to the
class of chickens that come home to
roost
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The people of Marion county have
said to the Taggart courthouse gang:
go"
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

The free-trade fad has had it's run in
this country.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

We are in it. men and brethren. up to
the eyes.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07
WEATHER FORECAST.
Partly Cloudy md Warmer, with


WASHINGTON, Nov 6-For Indiana
Partly cloudy: warmer; south winds
For Ohio-Cloudy; warmer; winds shifting
to South
For Illinois-Increasing cloudiness: prob
ably showers in northern portion; warmer:
south winds; colder Thursday
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

Never did the American people shout
90 loud.
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

worm Of the dust. bat with ITS tail cut
of, as was done yesterday, two parties
of the same kind will not grow from
the remains
The Indianapolis journal., 1894-11-07

A second Appomattox for the Democ-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15
Mr.. 7osenberger's Astonishing Increase.

A dispatch from Kittanning' Pa
to the Philadelphia Record says
All previous records in Pennsyl-
vania, If not in the country, were
smashed TO smithereens when Mrs.
David Rosenberger, diminutlye
farmers wife, gave birth to FIVE bounc-
ing babies at her home, near this
borough, last night.
The children, all Of whom are well
developed and full Of animation, are
three girls and two boys. They ap-
pear to be strong and the attending
physician says all Of them are likely
tolive and grow up. But the astound.
ed father, who il forty years old and
only FIVE feet tall, has by no means
recovered from his surprise, though
Mrs. Rosenberg.r is quite ss well as
could be expected.
Il thought" said Farmer Rosen-
berger, with sigh, TO neighbor to-
day, "That we were coming to a
time of astonishing pluralities when
they began TO count up the vote for
Grow a week ago. But oh. my ]
didn't look for anything like this
hard times, and FIVE babies at once"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

A story is told of Pennsylvania
Judge who once had number OF
Irishmen before him in one Of the IN
terror counties, indicted for not on
the canal. All their names were IN
cluded in the one Indictment, and
the jury found them all guilty, though
one of them, Pat Murphy, clearly
proved an alibi They were all
brought into court to be sentenced,
and Pat was directed to stand up
with the others. Pat protested vehe-
mently and reminded the Judge
that it was clearly proved on the
trial that he was at the time sick IN
bed and at a considerable distance
from the scene of not. "Stand up,
Pat" said the Judge, stand up.
You're just as guilty as any Of them.
You know you would have been there
if you could"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15
Go, Back s5 ou, Of Their $500.

Detective McNally and Policeman
Leyster were scanning the faces of the
passengers in the New Jersey Central
Railroad waiting room at Communi-
paw yesterday afternoon when they
noticed two men who looked as if they
had come from the backwoods. One
ofthem was carefully guarding aneatly
done up paper parcel Detective Nc
Nally asked them some questions, and
the men with the parcel said they had
come here on visit from Stainsyille,
Hampshire county, W. Va, and were
on their way home. They gave their
names as Jonathan Blume, As years
old, and Archie Montgomery, % years
old.
What have you got in that parcel?
asked the detective of Blume, who was
hugging it tightly.
"Oh, nothing much, answered
Blume, trying to assume careless air,
only little present for my wife.
Lets see what it is, d" persisted the
detective.
Il don't want you to, said Blume
nervously McNally showed his
badge and the parcel was opened.
Its contents were a surprise to Blume
and Montgomery, but not to the de-
tective. Inside of the wrapper was a
pasteboard box containing FIVE neat
packages OF green paper. The top
piece on each package was a genuine
81 bill. The two men were dumb
founded. They were taken over to
the Police Headquarters in Jersey City
and questioned by Superintendent
Smith. Blume told the story.
They had been corresponding WIN
green goods swindlers, and last satur-
day they started for this city with
$50 each to buy 81 900 of green
goods Just like the sample they had
received. The sample was one-half
of a 81 bill, which had been torn IN
two. According TO directions they
telegraphed to j. B. Doane, 292 West
l23d street, this city, and then came
on the Baltimore and Ohio road AS
far as Harrisburg, There they changed
to the Philadelphia and Reading road
and on reaching Bethlehem, Pa, were
met by well-dressed young man who
accompanied them to this city.
The men do not know where they
went, but IT was not more than two
blocks from the ferry. Blume was
taken up stairs into room, while
Montgomery remained near the door.
In a few minutes Blumc had exchanged
his and his friends money for the box,
and they were on their way home
thinking themselves in possession Of
small fortune when Detective McNally
spotted them. Superintendent Smith
told them they were lucky to have
the S. and their return tickets left
New York Sun.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15
SHEPHERDSTOWN, W. VA, THURSDAY, MARCH Is, 1894
SOME OF THESE DAYS.

Some OF these days all the skies Will be
brighter
Some of these days all the burdens be lighter;
Hearts will be happier-souls Will be winter
Some OF these days!
Some of these days, in the deserts upspring-
ing,
Fountains shall flash, while the Joy-oeils
are ringing.
And the world with it's sweetest OF birds
shall go singing
Some OF these days!
Some of these days! Let us bear with oar
sorrow,
Faith in the future-its light we may borrow
There will be JOY in the golden tomorrow
Some OF these days!
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

Mr. Harry Bowen, looking at a
splendid knife that John Fry held in
his hand, playfully offered him a mule
for It, and the offer was promptly ac-
cepted. Mr.. Bowen then tired TO
back out, but Fry called witnesses to
the deal and passed over the knife
which Mr. Bowen took with apparent
reluctance. Fry went at once to the
livery stable and called for the mule.
He was shown the stall where it re-
clined, the breath just having passed
out Of it's body. At once he went to
find Mr. Bowen. who kept out Of his
way. The town sergeant made Fry
haul the mule out Of the corporate
limits at an expense Of $3.50. Fry
is the only man in warrenton who
cannot see the humor Of the situation.
WuTeuton Virginlan.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

THAT young widow Flison is quite
a dashing creature, don't you thinkf'
Il guess you are right. She dashed
my hopes most effectually when !
asked her to marry me-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

Hojaced-"Mrz. Chambers can read
her husband ike book. Tomdik
-"Yes, and she can shut him up like
one. too
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

Jinks-"I don't think it looks well
for a minister to wear diamonds.
Elkins-@why not? Aren't there
sermons in stones?
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

Sunday School Teacher-"NOw,
Johnny, can you tell me what caused
Adams downfall ?"
"His fifth rib.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

The widower about 10 remArry is
the most unselfsh Of morals. Hes
dom thinks Of number one.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

willie, do you and your brother
ever fght?" "Yes, sir-" who
whips?" "Pa.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

What do you think of this tax they
propose to levy on liquors, HicksY
First rate. It'll keep our spirits up,
returned Hicks.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

Mamma-"Aren't you home from
school earlier than usual today
Bobby-"Yes, mamma, l WASH t
kept in today"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

ANYBODY can see through people
who make spectacles Of themselyes-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

Sunday-school Teacher-What is
the conscience?
Bright Boy-It's S wOt makes you sOr-
ry wen you get found outl
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15
Jacob Wintermoyer,
THE
Boss Clothing Man !

Has now moved into his new store
across the street, next door to the
Southern Methodist Church and in
frcnt of Shepherd College. He now
extends to all cordial greeting and
pressing invitation to visit him and
inspect his stock of
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15

c6cnTAnI A large supply Of Kings
SfcU AULcS SpecIacles aud Eye Glass
AND es Just received and for
cvCnI lcccc sale very cheap. i have
cIcUlHSScSs been handling Kings COM
bination giasses-the silver nose piece-for
thirteen years, and they have always given
satisfaction. They only need a trial TO show
their superiority in comfort and wear TO the
heavier frames and glasses. My prices are
very low. Call at
MCMURRAN'S DRUG STORE.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15
Furnishing Goods

of every description. We now have
our entire stock arranged and shall
be pleased to have you come in and
inspect it and see for yourselves the
honest and substantial value we give
for very little money. l now have
the most of my new stock in for the
winter, and would ask you to come in
and buy. Thanking all for their past
favors, | would ask a continuance of
the same in the future.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1894-03-15
FALL AND WINTER CLOTHING

for men, boys and children, consist
ing of Overcoats, Suits, Pants, and
Underwear and