Hawaii holomua = Progress., 1894-04-17
The RESULT.
The Family compact's Efforts
Take Eject.

HAWAII. Even Her Majesty has
been annoyed by these ebullitions
of the men who call themselves
Americans and whose compa-
triots we are invited to become.
Here is one for a sample of the
enterprise and gentlemanliness Of
an alleged u. D. graduated pre-
sumably from tooth pulling in
stitution in Philadelphia. This
is how this animal writes to the
Queen of Hawaii:
Indianapolis. Indiana. e. S. A.
January 80. 1894.
To Her Maiesty's Royal High
ness Liliuokalani,
Queen Of the Hawaiian Islands,
Honolulu.
Ny dear Madam
take this opportunity of ad-
dressing you and making busi-
ness proposition that l am sure
would prove exceedingly remun-
erative to all parties concerned.
OF course, you are not unmindful
of the fact that your Majesty's
name is a household word
throughout the United States,
and that the great majority of
the American people would be
more than delighted to have the
pleasure of seeing you. as very
large per cent of them are deeply
in sympathy with you in your
trials and wrongs. With these
facts in view. l make this propo-
sition.
1 am preparing a lecture on
tie Rape of the Hawaiian
Crown and if you will come to
the United States and be present
on the platform while deliver
the lecture, during the season, l
will give You half of all the pro-
ceeds, and l feel confident that
there would be no trouble In
packing the largest Opera Honses
at the highest price. from San
Francisco to New York. Saying
nothing of what notoriety / may
have as lecturer and writer, l
am confident that your presence
would do this, and | feel justi led
in assuring you that l am cap
able of doing the subject justice
and presenting this question to
the people of tho United States
as it has never before been pre-
sented, and am sure it would meet
your Majesty's highest approval.
Have enjoyed an unparalleled
success and patronage iu my line
for many years and will give you
any reference you may desire up
on this point.
Hoping your Majesty will take
this under serious consideration
and if possible to comply, do so,
with the assurance of benefits,
financial and otherwise, beyond
anything you may expect; and
hoping for the earliest possible
reply, that [ may arrange every
thing to that end, l beg to re-
main,
Yours sincerely,
J. A. HoUsER NJ. D.
We have published the above
letter as specimen of what has
been received, but more superior
in cheek. more excellent in lack
of fact is a letter received by a
gentleman in Honolulu from Mr..
c. A. Webster, the advertising
agent in the Hawaiian village-a
boon companion of Lorrin A.
Thurston in which Her Majesty is
offered most advantageous
chances tp improve her condition
by appearing on the stage of the
dime museum men. We ask in
good faith Mr.. Dole. Mr.. Damon,
and even that uncouth represen-
tative of the p. 6. if they would
like a proposition to their wives
to go on the stage and appear
among the Hula dancers, the
shark catcbers, and the rough
representation lin malos) of
Hawaii These insults to the
Queen of Hawaii have been
brought on through the evil
tongues of Thurston. Alexander
aud Company. They viii be an
swered in due time and God help
them when the day of wrath falls
ON the heads of these traducers
their wives and their children.
Hawaii viii not help them.
p. e. Dignity.