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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
A PROPER HANGING.
JUMPIN JOE MAKES 1T EASY FOR A
WIDOW AND FIVE CHILDREN.

In Breaking the News to Her of the Late
Iamented's Sudden and Untimely De-
parture He Docs 1t With the Courtesy
ola True Gentleman.
was ridin out from the town of Perry
when Gums across woman and five chill
dren camped in wagon on an alkali claim.
I was a-goin by without stoppin when the
woman calls out to me:
stranger, I'm feelin leetle bit shaky
about my ole man. Mebbe you've passed
him on the road?"
'Mebbe hev." saysI. whats yer per-
ticular distress about yer ole MANI"
He's bin gone two days, lookin arter
stuff to build shanty, and nebbe he's met
with misfortin.'
"What sort of critter was he, if l may
be SO bold?" says I as 1 rid a little cluser.
''Nuthin to brag of, but jest farish as crit
tiers go. could hev done better, and
Ia I~~.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

The lady in her elegant victoria drove
up to the great dry goods store, and step
ping daintily out, she walk into the busy
place. Approaching weary-looking girl
at one of the counters, she said:
What time do you get off of duty:
Usually at 6, madam, replied the as
tonished girl, to-day at S.
Don't you get very tired, working SO
long'
Yes, madam; but l must work or
starve.
Well, will you let me take you for a
drive Of an hour, after you are through
to-day? I'm sure it will do you good.
The girl, knowing the wealth and social
position of the lady, blushed with pleas
ure and she was only too glad to accept
the invitation SO politely and kindly OK
tended, and the lady with cherry smile
and bow walked out.
Then the girl who dreamed this woke
up and wondered how the mischief peo-
pie could dream such improbable and
ridiculous things.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

with all day be-
fore him, but he
did the best he
could under the
carcumstances.'
II don't doubt
it, na'am, and l
may say the crowd
didn't pear to
doubt it either. In
fact, the owner of
that boss was thar
to gin all the per-
ticklers. / noticed
that the late la
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
The Grand Canon of the Colorado

the most sublime of natures work on
earth, indescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. OBJ
serve the ancient Indian civilization of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City of the Sky"
Visit the petriied forest near Garlic.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip In the mag
nlfcent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins of
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

UhoA5 W INA "
ar ridin along We
may cum across q
decentish lookin
man about 40 Vars
old. Mebbe he'll
be a lone man,
s'archin fur the
com f orts and
blessin's of home.
If it hain't putin
ye out too much,
ye might stop that
man and say to
him that ye've jest
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

Do you believe in the fierce of habit?
said one girl.
alphabetically, replied the other.
Herbert said was SO stunning in my
riding habit that he couldn't help pro-
posing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco and
Kansas City, or San Diego and Los An
geles and Chicago.
The Atlantic Il Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
ways of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tlOns,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
A Plain staten ent.

New Market, Minn.-Simmons Liver
Regulator cured me of liver complaint
and palpitation of the heart. 1 used
many other remedies, but with no relief
until l began taking s. L. R.-Wm.
Schultz. Your druggist sells it in powder
or liquid. The powder to be taken dry
or made into tea.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

wuss. He bossed
the children, butt
bossed him."
Ibid he hev any
pertickler looks,
ma'am?"
mot so very per-
ticker; he was too
lazy fur that. He
was a small man,
with red hair and
whiskers, and was
shackelty in the
knee jints."
WAS his front
teeth purity long
and purity yaller,
ma'am?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

over four weeks between 'enl. and don't
see why should make any change now"
mot the slightest reason fur it, ma'am.
Jest We git another and go right to work on
this laI1. I'd offer myself, but Pm out
here on mission, as they calls it."
And what might it bei" she asked as
her foot struck the Oldest boy and upset
him.
"Exhibitin of this grasshopper in bot
tie and a-selln my magic cement and Cher
okee sassypArilly. Both wanted In every
household. When We hain't usin one, use
t'other"
Whats the grasshopper fur?"
Fur to shqw off my goods. break off his
legs, stick 'enA on agin with my cement, and
by the aid of one dose of my sassyparilly
the hopper is all right next day. Garry the
Twin proofs right with me, ye see. Kin !
say anythin more to sorter soften yer sud-
den bereavement"
Not as knows of, and thank Sc fur
yer great kindness. Hold on mint.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

Stadehome-Did you find those West
erners familiar with banking customs?
Binwest-Er-yes; at least, the most of
them, understood drawing on each other
at sight.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

The only permanent cure for chronic
catarrh is to thoroughly expel the poison
from the system by the faithful and per-
sistent use of Ayers Sarsaparilla. This
wonderful remedy proves successful when
all other treatment has faile TO relieve
the sufferer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

couple of neighbors were visiting the
room in museum where large colleo-
ton of various instruments of torture
were on exhibition.
swan, Bill, said one; they've got 'em
all here, haven't they.
Bill looked over the Collection very
carefully, and shook his head. es
No, he replied, they haven't. don't
see nothin' of that squeaky old clarinet
you practice on every night.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

Mother: Icannot allow you to play
with those naughty children, Willie. They
are rough and rude.
Willie: But you don't mind my fight
ing with them, mother, do you!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

To relieve headache, correct disorders
of the stomach and increase the appetite,
and for the cure of liver compliant, use
Ayers Cathartic Pills. They are perfect
ly safe to take, and invariably promote a
healthy action of the digestive and as
similative organs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
A Hint.

Hazely-By George! I can't understand
it, My credit must be gone Business men
don't seem to think I'll be able to pay.
Mrs. Hazely-Perhaps they'd think SO II
they saw your wife dress better Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
YOUNG SPIRITS,

a vigorous body and
robust strength fol-
low good health.
But all fail when the
vital powers are
weakened. Nervous
debility and loss of
manly power result
from bad habits, con-
tracted by the young
through ignorance
of their ruinous con-
sequences. Low
spirits, inelancllolia,
impaired memory,
morose or irritable
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
Cave and Cliff DWeIIers.

View the longest cantilever bridge in
America across the Colorado river.
T. R. GABEL, General Supt.
W. A. BrssELL, Gen. Pass. Agt.
H. S. VAN SI.YoK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

Wrapping Paper.
Old Papers for sale at the New MExI.
CAN Office.
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TIME TABLE NO. 80.
In Effect Sunday, November 4, 1894.

Leave Chicago at 1000 p. M; 1000 p.
m. Arrive at Chicago at 1000 p. M; 800
a. ~.
Leave Kansas City, Mo-, at 1:5O p. m;
300 p. m. Arrive at Kansas City, Mo-,
at G:l0 p. M; 500 p. IN.
Leave Denver at 1850 p. m. Arrive at
Denver at 5:15 a. M; AS a. IN.
Leave La Junta at 1920 a. M; 1910. Ar
rive at La Junta at 1850 a. M; 8 55 p. N.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06

Subscriber: I have got something here
that want you to make note Of
Editor: Can't do it; three in the bank
now, and one gone to protest!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
A RETIRED BUSINESS WOMAN.
A Pare From Her History.

The important experiences OF others are
interesting. The following IS no exception:
II had been troubled with heart disease %
years, much OF that time very seriously. For
Ave years was treated BY ono physician con-
tinuousiy. ] was III business but Obliged TO
retire OH account Of my health. A ply
stefan told my friends that could not live y
month. My feet and limbs were badly swOl-
len, and was indeed In serious condition
when gentleman directed my attention to
DR.. Miles New. Heart Cure, and said that his
sister, who had been afflicted with heart dis
ease had been cured by the remedy. and was
ngein a strong, healthy woman. Ipurchased
"a bottle OF the Heart Cure, and In less than
nm hour after taking the first dose could
feel decided Improvement In the circulation
VI my blood. When bad taken three doses
could move my ankles, something / had not
done for months, and my limbs had been swol.
len so long that they seemed almost purified.
Before 1 had taken one bottle OF the New
Heart Cure the swelling had all gone down,
and I was 10 much better that did my own
work. On my recommendation six others arc
taking this valuable remedy."'.-Mrs. Morgan,
$50 W. Harrison ST., Chicago, Ill.
Dr.. Miles New Heart Cure, o discovery OF an
eminent specialist In heart disease. issOld by
Rll druggists on n positive guarantee, or sent
BY the Dr. Miles Medical Co, Elkhart Ind, on
receipt Of price. 3. per bottle, six bottles for
b. express prepaid. 1t 10 positively free from
Al opiates or dangerous drugs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-06
PROSPECTIVE RESOURCES,

The Chicago Municipal 4 Investment
company has completed . magnificent
water works system just east of town, fur
nishing water under lao pounds pressure.
All the modern Improvements in the way Of
aereation, ETC., are provided. In addition
thereto preliminary work is now being con.
Quoted on reservoirs and canals that will
irrigate over 100000 acres of splendid land
in and around the city. These will un.
doubleday be completed within two years,
as every effort is being made to hurry their
construction
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14

A reporter for the London Sketch has
been interviewing two trained nurses,
Miss Rose Blenerhassett and Miss Lucy
Sleeman, who have recently reached
London after a high old time in equa-
torial Africa. They went up the Pung-
we river in tiny boat, with the croco-
diles swarming in its wake for 20 miles,
and at Mpanda's found lots Of nursing
to do among 40 whites, for the place was
deadly unhealthy. Then they started to
walk to Umtali, 1870 miles, overland,
with DR.. Doyle Granville and Mr.. SUIT
ton and 40 native carriers with stores
and baggage. All the latter ran away
while still four days march from Um-
tall. But they pushed ahead with three
"boys," leaving Sutton with the others
to guard the stores.
There was no food to speak of and no
tents. Lions roared at night. Sutton
never got out alive. DR.. Granville died
of the experience, but the two tough
nurses worked two years at Umtali and
then went back into comparative lux
ury. Oh, yes, and on the march they
wore skirts indeed, but well above the
knee, and "putties'-that is, bandages
of cloth wrapped about the legs from
the top of the shoes up-and mems fan
mel shirts,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
The Sisters NIcBeth.

Among the many persons long con-
nected with work among the. Indians
few have been known more widely or
honored more highly than the two sis
ters, Misses Sue L. and Kate McBeth,
and the recent death Of the former has
come as personal loss to great many.
Of Scottish ancestry and training, Miss
McBeth was remarkable for her famil-
iarity with the Scriptures and her COM
prehension of the religious truth. But
scarcely less marked was her ability to
SO present the truth as to make it plain
and pungent. She was of fragile and
delicate constitution, but her prodigious
energy enabled her to accomplish an
enormous amount Of work.-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
n1Iss LIdo Armstronr,s AmbltIons.

Pittsburg has woman coal dealer in
the person of Miss Lide Armstrong, who
has made q fortune in the business. She
has not allowed the hard and dry nature
of her employment, however, to over
come the philantbropic feelings popular
ly supposed to reside in the feminine
heart. Ever since visit to the Worlds
fair she has been revolving in her mind
plans by which the model working
mans home" shown there may become a
Pittsburg reality. And when she has
started as many workingmen as possible
on the road to ownership OF those cozy
little 81 900 cottages she wants to devise
some way by which the housekeepers
may learn to provide three meals day
for families of five on So cents, as it was
demonstrated at the fair might be done.
-Pittsburg Letter.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
DEMOCRATIC INTENTIONS.

Senator Voorhees, recent speech In
opening the tariff debate In the senate
Is interesting to the great army Of the
unemployed as indicating what may be
expected If the Democracy Is continued
In power
The Wilson bill, with It's protection
for the great trusts, falls considerably
short of the Democratic platform, and
Mr.. Voorhees, is honest enough to con-
fess It. He declared distinctly that the
Wilson bill is not free trade one. but
merely step In the direction Of the
total elimination OF the protective idea
from our tariff laws. The policy of the
last thirty years cannot be annihil-
ated by single blow" says Senator
Voorhees,, but the pending bill 'ls q
long stride, though not a final one. to-
wards the approaching day of a ful,
and perfect deliverance."
That is putting 1t about as plain as
words can make H. The Democrats, II
allowed to remain in power do not in.
tend to stop with the Wilson bill. Two
or four years hence, II permitted to re-
tain control OF the government they
win pass another tariff blll based or
purely lfree trade lines without an
the havoc wrought by the half-free-
trade-half-protection Wilson bill. the
paralyzed industry, the depressed bust.
ness and the hundreds Of thousands OF
Idle workingmen. this assurance that
the prevailing distress is only step
and that the authors OF It intend to
complete the misery by going the whole
length OF free trade is not calculated to
inspire confidence in business men and
manufacturers or TO bring comfort to
worlingmen.
But forewarned is forearmed, The
free trade delusions of 1892 have been
shattered by the practical realities Of
1898 and 1894 and the country has had
more than It wants OF Democratic free
trade, The only way to remedy the
distress Is 70 retire the tariff smashers
to private life and elect a congress and
q president friendly 10 American indus
tries and American workingmen,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
4 SAD PICTURE.

The next time you are In melan-
choly mood. as you are almost certain
to be II you become bilious or dyspep-
tic, picture to yourself the condition oi
a poor man who, without resources anc
with a family on his hands, finds HIM
self ON "a sick bed. Gloom ohscures hii
narrow horizon In every direction, I'm
able to do any work. without means. o.
friends capable OF assisting him, with
the possible prospect Of continued H.
health; with rent. perhaps, unpaid and
unpayable. the outlook for him Is very
gloomy indeed. How shortsighted. then
Is the man Of humble means who per-
eelving that his health and strength are
falling takes no precaution TO avert the
oncoming evil. Hostetter's stomach
Bitters Is reliable. professionally rec
commended restorative Of health and
Vigor, and sure means Of preventing
the many disabling complaints which
exposure, overwcrk. neglect and insufl-
Client food produce. Malaria. rheuma-
tisnl kidney and liver complaint. dys.
pepsia and nervous disease always yield
10 Il.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
A plnckx Miss.

Miss Grace D. Ives is young woman
of 25 who carries on bookbinding busi-
ness in New York. Recently her lease
ran out, and she made verbal agree
ment to remain as monthly tenant.
The landlord, however, rented the place
to man who undertook to take pos
session by force. He brought assistants,
including dozen longshoremen. Miss
ives warned them all, held her ground,
saw doors broken in and her property
dalnagcd and has now recovered dam
ages, including a sum for trespass. Evi-
IDENTIFY she understands that business is
business. New York Press.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14

Presbyterians are rightly making Wig
orous denial of the statement that w.
C. p. Breckenridge, of Miss Pollard
ignominy, was ever an elder in the
Presbyterian church. He is the son of
the great Presbyterian theologian, the
Rev DR.. Robert Breckenridge, and be-
came Presbyterian by preference, has
frequently been honored by the church
on social occasions, but has never been
recognized as leader or one Of the
shining lights Of that church.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14

The house agricultural committee has
reported adversely the bill for the ex-
animation by the national government
Of the Russian thistle. This is exactly
what might be expected from COM
mittee of southern Democrats. The
Russian thistle is like the Wilson bill
It's ravages are confined to northern and
eastern interests. 1t would be decidedly
more consonant with Democratic his
tory and principles to introduce a few
thistle seed in the north, like the small
pox during the war; rather than exter-
inmate any.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
PAINS AND ACHES.

We all have pains and aches, but they
needn't last long--not any longer than
takes to put on an Allcock's Porous
Plaster. The only thing TO look out for
Is that you get the right plaster. There
are others, but you don't want them
take our word for II, for when you. nee'
1 plaster you need II, and there's nc
dime for experimenting and finding on
mistakes then. Ask for Allcock's Por
,us Plastefs and see that you get them
II they say that some other Is just
good, tell them that only the best
good enough for YOU. Allcock's Porous
Plasters are quick and sure, and nc
knowledged by the highest medical au
thorities and everybody else to be th,
best outside remedy for pains and aches
Of every description.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
The irish CihiLawyer.

Miss Egan, the Irish girl lawyer, who
lately obtained the degree of LII. B. in
the Royal university, Dublin, was born
in 1868 and received her early education
at home Shestudied for two years at a
school in Coleraine, and in her sixteenth
year entered the Alexandria college,
Dublin, where she held tho SINNERS
senior scholarship in 1928 and gradu-
ated at the Royal university in 1891. In
1892 Miss Egan passed the iirst examina-
ton in law and took first place with first
honors and prize, and in June, 1903, OBJ
tanned the degree of LII. B,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
Beauty In Two stirrups.

One of the most charming girls in the
West Chester Normal school, Miss Ella
Darlington, who has yet to celebrate her
twentieth birthday, amazed the staid
matrons of this town, butdelighted their
manly relatives today, by donning BIZ
furcated skirt aud galloping along the
main streets astride a horse. Miss Dar-
lington is leader in gymnastic sports.
She sat her horse today in fine fashion,
using a mans saddle.
"ShockingI" exclaimed many spin
ster as the rosy checked damsel dashed
by. All the men rushed out to see the
plucly maiden, and many were the
praises uttered. Philadelphia Record.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
Miss WIZARDS breakdown.

Miss Frances E, Willard, who has been
resting in England and latterly in Swift
zerland in tho hope ofrecovering strength
to go on with her work in the Worlds
Woman's Temperance union, has been
obliged at last to relinquish such ideas
for some time to come. Her physician
declares that she will probably not be
able to undertake any speaking engage
ments for u yearat least.-Bern Letter
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14

The city Of Astoria is proud of Dr.
Alfred Kinney's efforts in her behalf in
the railroad matter. Some day 1t will
be regarded as a great credit to have
been connected with the movement
that brought the railroad to Astoria" +"
and the number who can then tell all
about how 1--WE did it" will be surpris-
Ing.
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themselves to marry and marry weli|
This is certainly Terrible" but It cam
not be said to be new This conspiracy
has existed since the year 400 y. C.
Sometimes it succeeds and sometimes it
fails. When it is a question Of mar
riage, woman as a conspirator would
put Catillne to the blush
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14

The Astorian guarantees to Its sub
acribers the largest circulation Of any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
Advertising rates can be obtained on
application to the business manager.
This paper is in possession OF all the
telegraph franchises. and Is the only
paper on the Columbia river that pub
fishes genuine dispatches. ~ l-t.
Tie Daily Astorian's circulation Is
tive times as great as that Of the COM
lined circulation Of the other daily pa
pors OF Astoria. 49, ~
The Weekly Astorian. the third Old
est weekly in the state Of Oregon, has,
next to the Portland Oregonian, the
largest weekly circulation In the state.
Subscribers to the Astorian are re-
uuested to notify this office, without
loss Of time, Immediately they fail 10
receive their daily paper, or when they
10 not get It at the usual hour. BY do
jpg this they will enable the manage
ment to place the blame on the proper
rarties and to insure speedy remedy.
Handley g. Haas are our Portland
ugents and copies Of the Astorian can
Re had every morning at their stand
on First street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
NILES NERVE AND LIVER PILLS

Act on a new princlple-regulatin
The liver, stomach and bowels through
the nerves. A new discovery. DR.
Miles Pills speedily cures bllliousness,
bad taste, torpid liver, piles, constipa-
ton. Unequaled for men, women and
children. Smallest. mildest, surest! 81
doces 20 cts. Samples free, at Chas
Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-04-14
PROVEN A BOON.

Gentlemen:--I have always recon.
mended Kranse's Headache Capsules
wherever have had chance. They
have proven q Veritable boon in my
family against any and all kinds Of
headache. Yours truly,
]. Il. WALTER,
Leavenworth, Kansas.
For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria,
Oregon, sole agent.