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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1894-10-04
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Gepublifanil9e Bldtter beltdftisen
i9 segenwdrtis angelesentli9lt nit Der
&eile bes Gon9reb- -&eprd lentanten @il=
ion na4 Gu9lanb. Nls 8oriber oes
berporrasenbiten Gcmites bes 93eprdlen=
tantenbauies uarb ct oolelbit fetirt, tporin
seuiB Niemano etmos S9limmes ieben
fann. 9Bas ct in leiner @ebe selast
bat, bot ct bereits Ousenoe Male friiber
in leinen i'm Gonsreb sebaltenen Reben
selast uno ftimmt ooultanbis nit oem
therein, mas bic 9emofraten lett Sab
rem aui ibr Banner sel9rieben. Gs
nimmt ii9 in Der 9bat iebr mertpiirbis
aus, menn eine Yartei, meldbe Elm Mlit.
slieo oes 2onboner gobben Clubs ,um
Yrafoenten erwdblte, jebt aug Der &eile
Wlllon's nod gnslano politil9es gapi.
tai gu lhlasen peri iudt.
9err Willon bat einfa1 in leinen Me-
ben bic @runbidbe ,pieberbolt, wel9e
ni6t alein BON neun 3ebnteln a0er
Wolfswirtbsldaf aftslebrer als mabgebenb
fiir bic 9anoelsbe3lebunsen cipililirter
2dnber su sinanber erfldrt lperben, lon=
bern auberoem principien ausselpro9en,
fir mel4e bic oemotratii9e Yartei felt
Sabren se dmpft unb, ipel1e oa bas
amerifanii4e 0olt lie 5meimal am
Stimmfaiten nit elmer acknowledgement
Mebrbeit enooliirt bat. bod semlb niAt
alsunpatriott d uno IN m crit ta=
nil d be3ei4net ,peroen t0nnen. Sen
@epublitanern sebt es oft wie Dem Ml
en- bonn Sa1ienualoe, pelder als er
nod &an3ler mar, obne lpeitere I'm.
itdnoe oiejenisen, melde nidbt
nit ibm iibereinltimmten, als 8errdtber
bejei4nete. gs 9elten fir ben 0an=
bel 3miiden peridiebenen 2dnoern bic.
lelben natiirliden @eleBe ourd bic Der
1anoel stuil6en psridieoenen Sbeilen
oenelben Ganbes sereselt uiro. NbIper
runs Der Ser. Staaten BON GnoIano
ooer SeutlAlano lit ntbt perniin[tioer
als Ablperruns Obios uonYennipluanlen
ooer Nem Dorf. Sc srober uno freier
Der se9enleitige Danoesperfebr, oeltc
9roBer miro auf beioen @eiten Der Nor=
tbeil iein. grfdb,t in Golse oes neuen
Sarifs Der 9anoel Der Der. 5toaten
NIT hem Nuslanb eine 3unabme, lp mub
notbmtno J lotuobl uns mie benz Mus-
lano oaraus @eminn erpa9len. @enau
10, tute ourb bic Sddbisuns, bic nil
our& MeRinlep's probibitipS6ue benz
Nuslanoe 3usefiist, pir uns ielber tn's
Gleii& 9ei@nttten.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1894-10-04
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Magnetic 5prin g g, ben 20. Sept
9ieber Weithote

StsUel SDtlluult
9ier lit in Der lebten Bo9e cine sroBe
Verdnoerung Dorgegan9en, tnoem nd,n=
LID bas Yarf 9otel inclul fire bes 8eabe=
bauies uno Der masnetilden Guelle in
anoere 9dnoe ibersesansen lit. 6err
9utlonpiler perfaufte ndmli9 ben 9laB
on eine &elelll9aft BON Nlblanb, 9,
be ltebenb aus ben folsenoen Yerlonen
Or. S. W. Srpin, Mlen 5bomas uno
Sui Itice Sbarid Die @elell1aft mirb
i'm 2aufe bieler @o9e Belib erereifen
uno uiro iofort bic n0tbisen Nerbeiie=
runsen beginner, UNI ben Ylab in einen
mirtli1 eomfortablen 8abeort umauoe=
italten, uno miro es ibr Befreben iein,
ben etmas in 8erruf setommenen
Ort mieber gu rebabilitiren, 10 baB Der
beitelite SAT- feline urlabe baben tpiro,
unbefriebist BON oannen Su seben.
Das Baoebaus uirb BON u big 3 neu
bergeri4tet tperoen, iotpie AUDI bas part
9otel, meldes unter Der Cberauflidt
Der Grau Or. Srpin iteben unb melhe
leben ,piro, oaB bic @erii9te, welde
BON llebelmouenben perionen segen
ooIielbe ausgeiprengt uurben, ber,
itummen miinen. Die YreiIe bes
9otels weroen 10 seiteut luerben, oab
Sebermann. Der anitanois gu mob
men miini4t, eridwinsen tann, bort absu=
iteisen. Dr. Srpin lit Elm auseesei9neter
Nr3t unb fOnnen biilfelu1enbe &ranfe
lid auf leinen Gatb pollfommen perIai=
len. 9as 9otel uno Babebaus mirb
Den san3en Winter offen iein. unb tDn-
men Rranfe bort bic bette l1nterfunft fin=
ben, ba oanelbe burd einen sebedten
Sang nit benz 8abebaus nerbunoen 1T,
10 haB lie, obne lid Der folten 2uft aus
,uIeben, ibre 8doer nebmen fonnen.
Die neue @eieQldait wirb ou9 ibr
Musenmerf oarauf rt9ten, boB Der Ylob
fir ben nd9iten CONNER 3u einem ,pirf=
LID an9enebmen Nufentbaltsort umee.
taltet wiro, mo- iid 2eute, bic Der Grbo.
lung ue9en fir einise Wo6en in bic
5ommerfriIhe eeben, semiitbli9 fiiblen
werben, inoem lie li9 in bem neu beree=
ri4teten part amuiiren fonnen. IS
miro lib lohnen, bob Seber. Der bortbin
sebt, Dem Yarf 9otel einen Beiu4 ob.
itottet, um li@ bon Obieem gu iiber3eu=
gen. B.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1894-10-04

Depel6en uon Gbicontimi nnb
sap ot. poul. 0itli9 BON Quebec IN
oem norolihen ufer oes st. Qawrence
Jlulles, belayen, baB bort um llbr &c.
tern Yormittas Elm lei9tes grbbeben
'tattfano, pel4es unsefdbr cine. bolte
U}inute mdbrte.
= Nus plattsburs. q. g.. pirb be.
ri4tet, bab in Safe plaeib bus Wei,oor
Safe 9ouie absebrannt lei. Ser G6a-
ben betrdst $4,000 unb III nur tie I.
ueiie bur& Werit&eruns sebedt.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1894-10-04

, 8eleal9aft, unb Niemanb pubte, me
tbren Mnf fwanr beSablte. yiun muBt
man es: Der quite vllncle Gam" mar e
9efpelen, tpenn aud unfreillis. Di
Spisen Der &esieruns uaren bafi
8roBmutter 9apes, seraoe rpie bic Mut
ter bes lel. Strumelpeter,
yblidte ituinm
Auf benz san5en Iiih berum."
Geioer mar ber5elbe sans leer; be,
b0ie r3appel-Yb,lipp" bate ibn srunb=
lib abserdumt. 6opsate brannte ni6i
our6 ipie Elm armer Shd9er, ber $500
unterl9laeen bat er lieB li6 perbaften
nnb uobnte i'm @efaneniile tpie anoere
reide &auner. ST ipeiie bon feinem
Yor5ellon Wormlepl6e @eri9te, tranf
aus selAliifenen @ldlern fein WaHer
uno bate allen Comfort, big aui ieine
etsene Bobemanne.
Nls Die 3eit Der 8roseiIirung naber
riidte, enttuarf oas l6laue Weib Nellie
in 8emein I6oft mit-oer 5o1ter 6op=
gates einen Glu9tplan. Ser pornebme
@efansene bra6te es fertis, bab man
ibm, neil er lid ansebli6 Dor benz all=
9emeinen Babe efelte. am II. Npril
1882 bic Grlaubnib CAB, li6 einem @ei=
nigungspro5eB in leinem 6auje an 13.
StraBe gu lntermerfen. Seine @d9ter
blteben i'm parlor, wdbreno 5omsate
na1 oben sins, um Elm Bab gu nebm en-
llnteroellen pertrieb 9opgate's 5o6ter,
bic ni6t nur Elm ldones WGb6en, lon=
bern au9 nit elmer prd6tisen Sopran=
ltimme begabt mar, ben 8eamten bic
3eit, inbem lie ibnen Elm 2ieo nacb benz
anbern am 5flapier portrug.
Gine Stunbe pergine, beoor Die
Wd6ter Deilen semabr tuuroen, unb
als tie li4 bann na6 ibrem 8efaneenen
umlaben, mar 9o,peate i9on ldnslt iiber
ale Berse. Seine @eliebte bate bin=
ter ieinem 9aule nit elmer &uti6e auf
i'm sewartet, lie bra6te i'm na9 einem
Dampfer, Der auf benz Yotomac bereit
lag, uno er mar l6on iiber Mleranoria
binaus bepor feline Tlu6t entoeft mar.
Bis 1887 perpeilte ct in ct. Marp's,
slns oann nah Nem=Orleans, BON ba
na9 Der pacifilden &u1te uno lpdter
na6 Sem Yort.
Sm Sabre 1884 wurbe bic 5ahe neu
aufserilbrt, als Sergeant Saltnorth
pom Wetterbiireau nit Der Bebauptuns
berportrat, baB bobe Beamte bes Yu=
reaus, beIonoers Der tuegen ieiner 8ir=
tue litdt in Der Nntbropopbaeie gum @e=
neral apancirte @reelp um ben Muient=
baltsort 9owgate's mubten uno nit ibm
eorre1ponoirten. Ser oeutl9e Sergeant
muroe mesen SnI Iuboroiration infam taj=
l'rt, uno iiber 9omgats's 8ersangenbeit
mu1s 8ras. 9lber oes Iieben @ottes
fleine Wtiible mablte unteroeilen semiitb=
!t4 tpeiter, unb porseitern bieB es eno=
lid: bat ibm l6on."
9owsote NOR ni6t to the manor
born, >. B. tein priuilesirter Spibbube F.;
er fam aus England, biente in Der 6rei=
wiligen= Nrmee uno rpuroe nod oem
&riese lpe9en Ieiner 8rau6barfeit in Der
ySe1eal9aft" nit euten Stellen i'm
&riess=O =Oepartement, tpie i'm Wetter=
Bureau beoatt /; bort mar er 3ablmeiIter
uno oa Old Prob ein iebr bequemer
alter 9err ,par, fonnte er lib felt Sabren
als oas 9aupt oes Bureaus betradten.
Sest tpirb man ia botfentli6 erfabren,
oh er oas piele @elo alein perpulpert,
ooer oh Die Streber, Senen 10 piel oil
lelnem entfommen lag ibm sebolfen
baben. Wf6sli6ertueiie sebt ginem se=
genwartig bic Bats nit &runbeis, troB=
Dem er li6 in @albinston unb ni9t an
Der Baffins=Sai beiinoet. (Balt Corr. J
10 f4N.IE
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1894-10-04

ld91, OaB 0te W(01lenoer101tun9 Der
5ubaltern-Offi3iere tuabrlaeinli9 nidts
nit So3talismus 3u tbun bate. Ser
Gommanoeur Der Geuermerti9ule, Oberit
BON Stettin, 1T mesen ieiner 5trense
unbeliebt. Da er fiiroli9 bemertte, oab
bic Standardization aunebme. rief er
bic Subalternen 3ulammen unb ertbeilte
linen einen Sabel. Dies mar 6reitae
Ma9t. Die 2eute ,puroen in Golse bel |.
len ldrmeno, tporauf Der Gommanoeur
lie in ibren 3immern aufiu9te unb our
:Rube perwies. Often meiserten lib iebt
bic 2eute, Orbre 3u pariren. Giner rief
losar: vgs lebe bic Nnar4ie!!" go
orobeno muroen fie, bab Der Gomman,
beur in Selbituertbeioisung leinen Sc.
gen 5o9. Dies iteQte bic Rube Der.
Ser gommanoeur .elesrapbirte unper=
;ii9lib an ben 2aiier unb bieier orbnete
bic Yerbaftuns Der Mufriibrer an. Das
4. @aroere9iment um5inselte Die S4ule
lpdbrenb Der Nedt uno bic Nerbaftune
rpurbe uorsenommen. Oie @efaneenen
purben um 5 llbr frib na9 bem Babn.
bof uno bon bort na9 Der Geitung Mag.
oebur9 9ebra@t.
Ser Rotier bat fiir bte nd4fe 3eit
mteber cine 9anse Reibe BON @eiien unb
offi3ielen Geftli@fetten etc. por fi@. Am
Is. Ottober mirb Der Raiier Der feier.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
HELLO !-HALO.-N. Y Recorder.

of protests in my hands, from thirty
four states and territories, against the
consummation of this atrocious out
rage. Yet this would proba bly, fall now
on deaf ears; but the time is not far
distant when they will be heard. The
gentleman from West Virginia Mr..
Wilson,, in his speech of yesterday,
in advocacy of free wool, summoned
to his support a statement of repre-
sentative from the state of Texas, to
the effect that the industry of wool
growing can be carried on as cheaply
in that state as anywhere on the globe;
and that free wool would not therefore
be injurious to the fiockmasters Of
that state. Against this assertion l
interpose a remonstrance fifty feet
long from the citizens of Texas, bear
ing eleven hundred signatures in con-
demnation of the policy of free wool
Let this be your answer [unrolling the
remonstrance
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and Improvement ,ra
tends to personal enjoyment When an
rightly used. The many, who Iive h. -
ter than others and enjoy life more 4 Viii HI
less expenditure, BY more pronntiv ntiv
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attost
the value to health of the pure LIQUID
laxative principles embraced in tina
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas,
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties Of perfect lax.
ative; effectually cleansing the systea
dispelling colds, headaches and feyen
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval Of the medical
profession, because it acts ON the Kid.
neys, Liver and Bowels without we,k.
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but tits man.
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
CURRENT COMMENT.

Is Democracy is nearing the next
general election with that awful,
hopeless feeling that bcsets man
when he reaches the last ditch and
finds it isn't there. Chicago Journal.
Is The sugar trust having been con-
ciliated by securing everything asked
for, tariff reform must be given credit
for another of its characteristic tri-
umphs in the interest of the people
! Pittsburgh Dispatch.
IThe government is in great need
OF revenue. yet the democratic senate
deliberately postpones for six mouths
the date when the sugar duties 60 irto
effect, in order to allow the sugar trust
to pile up millions of profit. - Troy
Times
S-No political party in modern
times ever inflicted SO much injury on
the prosperity of a country as the de-
mocracy has on the United States dur
ing TIE fourteen months it has been in
full control Of the government.-N. Y.
Recorder.
The profits, already inordinately
large, of the refiners' monopoly will be
swelled to the extent of many millions
of dollars by the bonus which the sem
ate has given to it. Thus the leaders
of the democracy have Cancelled the
debt which their party owes the sugar
trust. but in doing this they have levied
tribute on the sixty-ive million people
OF the country. .~st. Louis G Glqha-Dene-
cs-lt
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
WOOL AND FARMERS.
Political Sheep Rot as Peddled Out to Our
Farmers by the Wilson Bill.


Speaking of the result of allowing
wool from Australia, South America,
Turkey and South Africa free import
privileges. Mr. Burrows, in his speech
of January 0, 1894, gave the following
graphic picture:
I'm the case of the American wool
grower it is not within his power to
reach the conditions, If such a step
was desirable, which would enable him
to successfully compete with the for
eign producer. High-priced lands,
rigorous climate, American wages and
the cost of transportation offer an ir-
resistible barrier to the successful
prosecution Of this industry in the
United States under free trade.
How can our flock masters contend
with Australia in an open market
where 600, 900, 900 pounds of wool are
produced annually from focks grazing
on lands which are rented for penny
an acre a year? Or with the 400, ,009,0 900
pounds of annual production in South
America, where lands are free and
labor commands only cents day? Or
with Russias $50, 900 pounds pro-
duced with Is cents daily labor? Or
with South Africa, Turkey and Asia,
where 10 cents day is the highest rec
ompense awarded in this industry?
"Under free trade these countries
could put their wool down in our mar
kets at price less than the cost OF
production here, and the consequence
would be the complete destruction Of
this great and growing industry in the
United States. This would be attend
ed with the sacrifice of At 900, 600 sheep,
in which 1000, 900 farmers have invest
ed 500, 900, 900 in capital, and the aban-
donment of extensive ranches with all
their valuable Improvements. 1t is idle
to contend that with free wool this in
dustry could survive.
Our farmers are too intelligent to
be deceived, and they are already sell
ing their fioclls or driving them to the
slaughter pen in the hope of saving
something from the general wreck
which is sure to follow. I regret that
time and space forbid the presentation
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
HOME MARKETS.
Industrial Development Under the Pro-
tective Policy.

tective Policy.
Under the inspiration of our pro
tective policy there has been an indus
trial development in this country that
has 10 parallel in history. Under its
provisions, and by virtue of its foster
ing care, O traveller has been lighted
from New York to St. Louis by the
furnaces along the line. 1t has built
half dozen trans-continental rail
ways and developed a system reaching
to every state, county and almost every
hamlet in the land. Within ten years
this system has reduced the cost Of
transportation of farm products more
than one-half. as general average.
Nearly every locality has seen in
dustries of various kinds spring into
existence as if by magic. We have be-
come great workshop, and millions
of intelligent laborers, employed under
better conditions than in any other
country OH the face of the earth, have
furnished to the farmers of this land a
home market for their every product.
The farmers of the country have
learned, especially during recent
years, Lnac tne Well pdlu, III Htc4liR SHe
wage workers consume more and pay
better prices for their products, and
pay these prices right at the farmers
door, than they can obtain by ship
ping abroad to the poorly paid and
half starved laborers of other coun-
tries. The farmers in our northwest
know that in nearly every village,
certainly in every small city, they
have from one to many of these
factories, and that the laborers therein
receiving, as they do, from one
and a half to two and half
dollars per day can consume a
considerable portion of their farm
produce. They know that besides
these local factories are the immense
hives of industry in the eastern and
New England states; that this army Of
milliors of workers, none of which
under present conditions are produc-
ers OF farm products, are all consum-
ers ready and willing to take abund-
antly and for good prices.
These farmers have learned that it
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
NOT TO BE FORGOTTEN.

ALL the wars Of Napoleon Bonaparte
cost him S2,775, 900, 900. The vars of
Louis Napoleon were nearly twice as
costly.
SHOWERS of fish bones sometimes fall
on decks of vessels. Their origin is
the waterspouts, which carry fish high
into the air.
MINING engineers now use photog-
raphy to illustrate their reports, by
presenting pictures Of ledges and other
features Of the mines.
Col. CECIL CLAY, one-armed man,
won the medal for the best marksman-
ship in the national guard test Of the
District of Columbia.
FULLMER wrote the song wait Till
the Clouds Roll By" after visiting a
friend in rainstorm who asked for the
loan OF his umbrella.
BEFORE Mrs. Humphrey Ward COM
pleted her first novel she was seized
with writer's cramp, and had TO die
tate the remainder of the volume.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
a STRANGER IN JAPAN.
The Impression Made by the First Stop In
Tea House.

The Impression Made by the First Stop In q
Tea House.
Though I had read much about life
In Japan, it was an embarrassing expe-
rience to be set down for the first time
with my baggage in a Japanese room,
and to try and adapt myself mentally
to the possibilities of living under such
conditions. In a bare hut or tent the
problem is comparatively simple; there
is always one way by which you must
enter; but in Japanese room there is
too much liberty: three of the walls are
Opaque, sliding screens, the fourth is a
transparent, orrather translucent, one;
you can come in or go out where you
like; there is no table on which things
must be put, no chair on which you
must sit, no fireplace to stand with
your back to-just a clean matted floor
and perfect freedom of choice. Euro
pean trunks look hopelessly ugly and
unSympathetic in such surroundings,
nor are matters much improved when
the host, in Difference to the habits of
foreigner, sends in a rough deal
table, with cloth of unhemmed
cotton, intended to be white, and
an uncompromising straightforward
deal chair. These hideous articles
make a man feel ashamed, for though
they are only a burlesque of our civili
cation, they are produced with an air
of pride which shows that the owner
thinks they are the right thing. and
one cannot but be humiliated by their
ngliness and want of comfort. Yet if
you want to read or write you have to
keep them and make the best of them,
for a long evening on the floor is only
to be borne after good many weeks
Of practice. Things begin to look
brighter and pleasanter when the lit
tie waiting maid appears, bringing first
some cushions and the hibachi, with it's
pile of glowing charcoal, and then the
was more the sort of thing | had ex-
pected, and made me at once feel at
home with my surroundings. 1t is the
first attention shown you in every tea
house, no matter how humble; whether
you go as an inmate. or whether you
merely sit down for few minutes rest
on Journey, the little teapot and the
tiny cups are at once produced, and
the hibachi is placed by your side,
pleasant and friendly welcome, which
never failed to make it's impression on
me, however much the quality of the
tea might vary.-Alfred Parsons, in
Harper's Magazine.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

Joan Of Naples became a widow by
the simple but effective process of hay
ing her husband murdered. A woman
of no moral worth, but Of magnificent
abilities, she governed her country well
until overthrown by foreign armies
sent to avenge her husbands murder.
She was defeated, taken and smothered
to death. Her generosity to men of
learning is celebrated by both Petrarch
and Boccaccio.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
Fishns Among ts- 1 900 Islands.

IS pages, beautifully illustrated; nine
maps, showing exact location of the fish;
full information, with numerous accurate
illustrations of tackle, &c, will be sent to
any address, free, postpaid, on receipt Of
five two-cent stamps, by GEORGE Fl. DAM
IELs, General Passenger Agent, Grand
Central Station, New York.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

THEY ALWAYS Do.-Wagstaff- That's a
fine dog you've got, but what on earth is
that envelope tied to his neck, dog Ii
cense2n Jacksmith-'Oh, no. That con-
tains some of my humorous selections. You
see, Pm afraid of losing my dog, and as
long as those are tied to him l know he'll
come back.n
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

''MARY GoLD's beautiful bathing dress is
hopelessly ruined" ''What happened to itF
'She went too near the water yesterday
aud it got wet" MARY always was care
| less girl. IN. Y. Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
s'Salem! Salem." called out t

salem! Salem" called out the
conductor, as the train rolled into the
station the other day. "Whatr' said a
charming young lady, turning to the
Judge, lis this the place where they
hung witches?" "Yes, yes" replied
the judge, with a twinkle in his eye,
but be calm, madam; they don't do it
now"
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30
Are You Going to TrayeIo

If so, and in whatever direction, or by
whatever route. have s.Ifficiency Of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters with you. Then
you may bid defiance to sea sickness, brave
the influence Of q malarious climate or alb
rupt transitions of temperature, avoid dys-
pepsia, and the stomachic pangs begotten of
bad food and water and counteracts an IN
expectedly developed tendency to constipa-
ton, biliousness and rheumatism.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

He UNDERSTOOD Hrs BUSINESS. Am
ateur-''How is it al ycur photographs Of
people show their true expression so welll'
The Photographer-'J never tell a patron to
look natural -
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

MAMMA-"And how did my little pet get
to sleep last night without mammal Little
Pet-'Papa tried to sing to me like you do,
to hear it'
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

MAMMA las she is serving pie at table,
''What is an improper fraction, Robert!''
Robert -"Anything less than d quarter,
mamma"
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

Or EASY STREET-Worl1er - "What
would you do if YOU had million dollars!'
Hard Worker-''N othing, mostly, and de-
mand twenty -four hours day to do it in"
Detroit Free Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

HUsBAND-''At the sewing circle this after
noon L suppose the ladies did little else than
to display their finger ings to each other
Wife-''That's just all you know about sew
ing circles I'd have you know that not one
of the ladies removed her gloves during the
whole afternoon. Boston Transcript.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-30

YoUNG JEFFERsoS-"You look sweet
enough to kiss in that dress" Elaine-'1
have several more just like it."-Brooklyr
Life.