New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-01-13
THE TAIN or TIE DAY

They have literary club in Rhode Island which
met tho other night to discuss the topics The
Unemployed" and "Cremation." And a bright mem
Der got up and suggested that the two topics be
dovctailei. as follows How to Earn Our Living
and Urn our Dead
First Onicer-Casey has left the foorce.
Second DittO-An' where Is his slOOn going to be +?
lie didn't resign he was discharged
An what foor2'
For unprofessional conduct. av cOorse. Didn't he
Kick that drunk he brought in last noght. when he
had his club rddy to his hand all the time? Casey
was disgrace to the foorce, SO he was"-(Boston
Transcript
1t is told Of Verdi that when he was spending a
summer at MoncalIerl a friend found him occupying
a small room for eating. Sleeping and receiving his
frienIs. and Verdi observed that he hal two large
rooms, but be had filled them with certain articles
he had hired. And he opened door and showed
him ninety-hve barrel-organs. when | came here"
said the composer. "a these played Rigoietto.
II Trovatorc' and similar rubbish from morning to
night | hired them for the for 1900 lire. and
am at peace
An Italian organ-grnder recently escaped a fine
by his wit He had been playing before the house
Of an irascible Old gentleman. who furous.y and
amid Wild gestculations ordered him TO move on
The Italian stolidy stood his ground ana played on
and at last was arrested for causing "A disturbance
not leave when he requested. Me no under
stan mooch lngese,' was the reply We'll but
come 70 dance" was the rejonder-tRoseieaf
All the Democrats Of Connecticut are not abusing
Congressman Sporry because of his opposition %
the Wilson bill The Democratic Hartford Tines
says:
INF. Sperry is not a cuckoo Congressman:
he does his own thinking. And he will have the
approval OF n majority Of the voters Of the LIST
District Of Connecticut. 1t Will strengthen instead
of harmns him to stand firmly by his own prin-
cipeS MI Sperry is no mere echo Of anyhody's
orders. He has the brain and the nerve to SEQ his
way clear. and to stand firmly by his convictions
SucA man. In either party in Congress wins
respect He has more Influence than any merely
mo too Congressman would have in the House. "a
well at home"
All RiSht.-She-l must ask YOU to release me
IRON our enraeement Papa has failed
On. mats al right. | am the who won
an MS money.-dntlanapo.is Journal.
In a German medical Journal DR. P. Furbinger
treats OF the peanut an article Of food rich IN
abumen. of which 1t contains II per cent. together
with 10 per cent OF fat and non-nitrogenous o~
tractive matters lie recommends the use OF roasted
peanuts In the form of soup or mush On account
OF thelr cheapness peanuts are recommended az
popular article Of food. especially in poorhousas
and the Ike moreover. they are recommended az
an article OF food for the corpulent for diabetes
ana FOR the subjects OF kidney disease in the last
mentioned Of whom foods rich in animal alhnrsr
are to be avoided
~, mistake is apt to attract more attention 10 re
than a virtue. '''" ~ US
The man who leans on his blessings cannot walk
Many OF the sins that shine the brightest will XII,
the quickest VIC '7"'e9' VIII NIL
. , me devll soon runs from the man who is NOT
me recording angel never seeks information from
all out of his crow ' e '''e 't"i'CS
WIN all his practice. the devil has never i'm
proved on the first hypocrite N' M
n2t ,ortuhc sometimes comes to US IN a very
Shaopy-ooknS carriage.-Utams Horn