New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-14

place. Whitebirch spools for thread,
| Christmas trees, and tamarack and spruce
gum are found in great abundance. It
is the home of al industrious and peace
loving people. Bal Harbor Iis a cool
place to 90 in summer time and violate
the liquor law Of, the state.''
Then the story Of the Char ter Oak sug-
gests to Mr.. Nye that ''Importaut<rrdocu-
should not be, as general thing, secre-
ted in trees. The author once tried this
while young, and when engaged to, or
hoping to be engaged to, a dear one
whose pa was a siugularly Tcoarse man
and who hated young men who came as
lovers at his daughters feet with Ynoth-
ing but a good education and big
manly heart. He wanted a son n-in-law
with brewery; and so"sbe bribed the
boys of the neighborhood to break up a
secret correspondence between the two
young people and bring the mail to him.
This was the cause of many heart-ache,
and finally the marriage of the sweet
young lady to brewer who was mort
gagged so deeply that he wandered off
somewhere and never returned. Years
afterwards the brewery needed repairs,
and one of the large watts was found to
contain all of the missing man that
would not assimilate with the beer-viz.
his watch. Quite number at that time
quit the use of beer, and the author gave
his hand in marriage to wealthy young
lady who was attracted by his--gallantry
and fresh young beauty"
We are given detailed account of the
discovery of New York by HHendrick
Hudson. "a Tammany chief approached
the discoverer and remarked:
4 am one of the committeeazto show
you our little town. Isappose you have
a power of attorney, of course, for dis
covering us?' 'Yes,' said Hudson.
AS Columbus used to say when he dis
covered San Salvador, Il do Sit by the
right vested in me by my sssovereigns.
That oversizes my pile by a soverei gn
and half says one of the natives; 'and
so, if you have not heard it there is a
good thing for one of your dinner
speeches here
"'Very good said the chief, as they
logged down town on a swift Sixth ave-
nue. elevated train toward the wigwams
on fourteenth street, and going at the
rate Of four miles an hour. 'We do not
care especially who discovers us, so long
as we hold control of the city organiza-
ton. How about that, Hank?'
"'That will be satisfactory said Mr..
Hudso4, taking package of imported
cheese and eating it, so that they could
have the car to themselves.
"'We will take the departments, such
as police, street cleaning, ETC., etc., while
you and Columbus get your pictures on
the currency and have your graves
mussed up on anniversaries. We get
the two moment horses and the country
chateau on the Bronx. Sabe?'
Gov. Andres is designated by the au-
thor as ga sort of pompous tomtit with
a short breath and a large aquiline opin-
ion of himself He was one of the old
pie plants whose growth was fostered by
the beetlebellied administration at
home.'
After brief consideration of the ear
ly aristocracy- we are informed
twas forced to close its doors, and the
arms of Lord Shaftesbury we're so hum
Hated that he could no longer put up
his dukes" and moreover he ''lived in a
baronial shed and had his arms worked
On the left breast of his nighty"-
are brought to the pregnant period of
tie intercolonial and Indian wars.
"Our forefathers had to live IN block
houses, with barbed wire fences around
them, and carry their guns with them all
the time. From planting tie Indian
with shotgun they soon got to plant
ing their corn with the same agricultur-
al instrument. in the stony soil. Gener-
al Braddock disdained the counsel OF
young George Washington. He thought
of fighting the Indians by maneuverine
in large bodies, but the first body to be
maneuvred was that of Gen. Braddock,
who perished in about minute.
awe give the reader an idea of Brad
docks soldierly bearing after he had been
maneuvring a few times.
alt was then that Washington took
command, as was his custom, and began
| tn fiUht tha Indians and FrnnGh % E,,ne