New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-08-22

more perhaps than any man living to
convince Americans that there is no log
ical alternative save Atheism or Catholic
Ism IN religion. William Sheran.
We Hold That
II man is selfish, getting married
will not cure him OF it.
There is as little mercy in stabbine
with word as there is in doing it with
a knife.
# we could gain the whole eirth, it
would begin to shrink as soon as we cot
in possession.
There are some mortals that are never
happy save when they have some hurt
feelings to enjoy.
No useful man has time to 90 back
and rub out his unfortunate footprints.
It is not what people know, but what
they think they know that is so danger
Gus.
The greatest slaves on earth are mortals
who always follow their own inclinations
It is poor policy to make your home
halfway house between your office and
the Club
The best thing to do when you make
mistake is to make it teach you some
thing.
The man who Isits down to wait for
somebody's old shoes, will need cush-
ion on his chair before he gets them.
II you keep the devil away from child
reD, he will soon be driven out of the
werld.
The man who hampers with the tenn
per of a male member of the bovine
family for the sake of ascertaining the
nature of the animal, is almost certainly
paving the way to an immediate and
thorough knowledge of the hereafter.
A little knowledge is dangerous
thing. Likewise little streaks of cute
ness cause men to grow over-conceited
Sam Peterson and Charlie Davis are
suitable illustrations.
When Holmes said that when one has
had all his conceit taken out of him and
when he has lost all his illusions, his
feathers will soon soak through and he
will fly no more, he laid down a formula
that can be made good use of this fall.
Certain political aspirants, that We know
Of. are in need oe just such soaking.
It is not in taste for the chairman of
the Republican county committee to her.
aid forth in one issue the fitness of Judge
Webber for supreme court position
and in the next find fault with his can
didacy for the place which he now holds.
That looks too much as if the writer was
an organ grinder.
There is no sense in newspapers pub
fishing a column or two of what Con-
gress has done when in its editorial col
umns they insist that congress has done
absolutely nothing.
You can hire experts nowadays to
prove anything you want to p-ove. It
is strange how men will pervert their
knowledge and judgment for paltry
p1ttance.
When Hays and Peterson have little
brotherly meeting, what a strange get
ting together it must be. To use wit
ty Americans ideas, there are at least
six persons engaged in the conservation,
each of equal importance. To begin
with there is the real Sam, known only
to his maker; then there is Sans ideal
Sam, never the zeal one and often very
unlike him; and finally Hayes ideal
Sam, never the real Sam, nor Sans Sam,
but often very unlike either. Hayes al.
SO makes up an equal number Of charac-
ters-the real Hayes, Hayes ideal o1
himself, and Sans ideal Of his
friend. OF the real Sam, only one
half is known, but he undoubtedly con-
ceives himself to be pure, noble, honest
and worthy, whereas Hayes believes him
to be artful and cunning man whom
he can use IN his business. The three
conditions apply to the Dispatch man.
Hayes imagines himself central figure
in all their dealings while Sam looks
down upon him as one that he can han.
die. # the SIX do. not get mixed up and
have falling out ere long, we will ma
turally j look for q reason.
Booming Geo. scherer.