The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-03-16
IT PAYS TO TeLL THE TRUTH.

Lying Over the Dinner Table Nearly Fin.
ished . Mans Chances
"Yes," said the man with the impe-
rial, "it always pays to tell the truth.
/ remember that once, when / was q
good deal younger, ! came mighty near
losing the woman who is now my wife
because / Lied q bit."
ITO her?'' asked the young man with
the Vandyke beard.
mo; TO her father. You see, it was
this way: i vas o young sprig Of q
clerk then, with but little money and no
prospects in particular. / had seen the
girl who Ii my wife ut one or two
places bad been, and l was dead in
love with her. / figured around and got
permission to call on her, and it WASH Z
long before / had proposed and had been
accepted. Then came the tug of war.
I had 10 60 and ask her father for her
hand. He was rich as mud and had the
reputation Of being the ugliest old skate
in the ward. I got my courage up one
morning, though, and walked into his
Office and struck him for the girl. After
I had told him what I wanted he asked
me to sit down, and we had q long talk.
He inquired into my prospects and my
habits and all that and wound up by In
viting me to dinner the next day.
81 was ticRled to death, for / thought
I bad made q hit with the old man, and
I went to dinner the next night in high
feather. The dinner itself was fair,
but the wine was execrable. The old
man kept filing my glass at every OPP
portunity and urging me to drink. Then
the ladies went away, and the old man
produced cigars. He offered me M
/ took it and lighted it. So help me, it
was the poorest weed I had even tackled,
and I have gone against pressed Pitts
burg tobies tool Then he poured me
out another glass Of wine and told me
to drink it. 1t was something like a
combination Of spoiled vinegar and al
cohol. It was abominable. The old man
made great ado i'm putting his away.
He smacked his lips, slipped IL as IL it
were priceless Tokay and held it to the
light in an ecstasy Of admiration.
.esGreat wine, that, don't you Think
he asked me. / said that it was the
best I had eyer tasted.
sob, yes continued the old man.
I imported that wine MYSELF. Has a
most magnificent bouquet. There's
nothing like is in this country / as
sured him that ! was confident Of that.
Then he went on praising 1t, and !
chimed In with him and said three words
for every one of his. / called it nectar
&c for the gods. / told him that it re-
minded me Of some very rare vintage
which I had once tasted in New York
and a lot Of other CUFF like that, and
wound up, by assuring him that the
damnable cigar ] was trying to smoke
was the most fragrant Havana / had
ever lighted.
THE old man seemed pleased. He
fairly beamed at me. / was congratu-
lating myself that ] had made an excel
lent stroke and was feeling on pretty
good terms with myself when the old
man Strengthened mp and reared,
Young man, you can't marry my
daughter I ventured to ask him why,
and he reared again: Because, sir, you
are an internal liar! You sat there to-
night and perjured yourself about this
slop we have been drinking In the place
Of wine. 1t is the worst concoction ]
e tasted. And that cigar cost about
Q cents. You are o liar. The truth Is
not in you. III it Ii, you are a coward.
You didn't dare tell me what You
thought about this stuff. ] want mel
ther a liar nor q coward for a son-in-
law. Get QUIT
With that he stamped out of the
room, and there was nothing for me TO
do but 20 home. I made mp my mind
that the game was up, and | was discon-
solate. I tried TO see my sweetheart
and was baffied at every turn. For three
days ] was heartbroken. Then I got a
note from the old man. 1t read like
this: Young man, on second thought !
have made up my mind that I need q
good liar in my business. Take the girl
IL she wants you, and I will give you
m interest in the firm.
"And that = continued the man with
the imperial, lis the way I got my start
in life and my wife."-Buffalo Express.
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