Omaha daily bee., 1894-01-24
PhOPLE avn THIN0S.

The "oager and nipping air. gives tho Ice
man a mortgage on the cake.
With 500, 900, 900 In sight, tho Stanford
heirs may be classed with the army Of I'M
employed.
1t is evident from the frequency Of his ex-
plosions that Boutolle believes every day is
u Fourth Of July.
If Senator Hill consecratos himself TO the
work Of rejecting anti.snappers, he will
presently realize that tho snap Is not a soft
one.
The distance from the capitol to the white
house Is n mile straight away, but the rela.
tons of the occupants are about 5000 leagues
apart.
While the average mortal turns his back
on the %uortner, the leo dealer wraps himself
in the glow OF trusty summer rates and
chuckles merrily.
An analysis of the political opinions OF the
New York Tribune shows that the editor
consistently adhercs to tho belief that the
voters made n grave mistake In tho fall OF
1892.
DR.. Rafin, a specialist of Nantes, an.
nounces that no has found 5000 microbes
on u square inch OF n single playing card. 1t
should give the doctor no trouble to count a
full hand.
Mrs. Caroline II. Dallas says that when
she first went TO Washington, over forty
years ago, Daniel Webster said to her: Re
mem Der, you may have what political opin-
lOlS YOU please, Dub inc woman VINO eN-
presses them Is damned"
a magnet which the great Sir Isaac New.
ton wore as n set in his lingering is said to
have been capable of raising 1i6 grains, or
about $50 times its own weight of three
grains, and TO have been much admired in
consequence Of its phenomenal power.
a dispatch from Africa tells of the killing
OF Lieutenant Gwynn and others by the
Sofas. A telegram from San Francisco re-
ports the killing Of Mrs. Murray and her
sister by n folding bed. Why not set the
folding beds on the Sofas and let them fight
it out.
Mr.. Crisp often smokes a good cigar, of
fered to him by u member who wants to
keep within range of the speaker while pre-
sentlng some matter requiring discussion.
Otherwise he has the reputation of smoking
the worst cigars known in the h~ouse-regu-
lar "twofers," or, perhaps, "threefers."
Georgia has recently lost a historic build
ing in the old state house Mt M~illedgeville,
erected in part IN 1903, and the scene of the
secession convention, where Robert Toombs
uttered the famous sentence, we can make
better terms out of the union than in it,"
aud where Alexander II. Stephens said:
THE point of resistance should be the point
of aggression" Since the removal of the
capital TO Atlanta the old building has been
used for n college.
The impelling force and the greatest Joy of
the newspaper reporter is n scoop"
To accomplish an exclusive, tho
true newsgatherer will undertake.
perils and undergo privations the
most trying. If obstacles are
able he skips around them. Locks and bars
and combinations whet his ambition and
test his skill. But there are scoops and
scoops. What has heretofore been dignified
with that title and pointed out as beacons
in the rocky shores of the profession are
sputtering dips beside the luminous flame
of q Chicago exclusive. Envious rivals have
Knocked the city's claim of invinclbllity in
any undertaking. The publication of the
registry of arrivals in the inferno, auto
graphs ana all, justifies the claim and proves
the indestructible freshness Of the reporter.