The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-03-07
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- Philadelphia has $4,000 more
women than men.
- Illinois is next to Pennsylvania
in coal production.
- Good wine in France sells as low
as ten cents a gallon.
Toxic, Japan, has ninety-two
Christian churches.
- The annual cocoanut crop of the
world is worth 6O,OOO,OOO
= France and Spain produce $4,000
tons of sardincs each year.
= Olive oil is consumed at the rate
of 14O, 100000 gallons a year.
= February is the month in which
the greatest number of births occur
in june the fewcst.
= An Illinois man named Storms
has named his three sons Hale Storms,
Rayne Storms, and Snow Storms.
= Georgia's s superior criminal court
has discontinued the kissing of tho
Bible in the administration. of oaths.
= The first Ingredient in conversa
tion is truth, the next good sense, the
third good humor, and the fourth wit.
: 1t is stated, and on good authori,
ty, that the average pay Of all.the
preachers in the United States is $500
per year.
Never enter an apartment occu-
pied by another person, except the
common rooms of dwelling, without
knocking.
: The readers of our publications
are requested to use Salvation Oil for
any and all pains. 1t is sure cure.
25 cents.
2 = A thousand-acrc orchard at Tre-
mont, Kas., belonging to Judge Well
house, is believed to be the largest in
the world.
-"I fear," said the postage stamp,
when it found itself fastened to a love
letter, ''that I'm not sticking to
facts.
= Statisticians estimate that there
are not less than so, 900 barrels of coal !
oil used every day for illumination,
fuel, etc.
In the year 1923 there. vas but
one lone homeopathic physician in the
United States. Now there are ur-
wards of 10000.
= Metal was first stamped and used
as medium of barter ard exchange
among the Greeks and Lydians about
800 or 900 years B. G.
= Sime-"Your father was an old
whale wasn't he, Jimmie 2" Jimmie
eyes; but near as can remember ma
did her share Of it p
"Old Luffkins is corker, don't
you think ?" "On the contrary, judg-
ing from the tint on his nose, [ should
say he was an uncorker." )"
Says Oliver Wendell Homes, Il,
find the great thing in this worlds
not so much where we stand, as in
what direction we arc moving"
-"I know I'm a little irritable,
John, but if I had my life to live
again I'd marry you just the same"
"H'm I,haye my doubts about it,
A breed of chickens with fur in
place of feathers is said to be tie>N
result of japanese scientists efforts
to cross the guinie with the common
barnyard fowl.
Father-"Why do you let that
young man pay you such ong calls p
Daughter-"Becausc papa, everybody
says he can't pay anything else, and
want to encourage him."
IT married Horace to reform
him. sighed the young wife, "and
the only habit I've broken him of is
parting his hair in the middle. He
doesn't part it at all now"
Women are being substituted for
men in the New York stores. Stew
arts old establishments has employed
1900 men. The number is to be cut
down to 200, women being employed
in their places.
= Husband Grritably)-"It isn't
year since you said you believed our
marriage was made in heaven, and yet
you order me around as if 1 wasn't
anybody" Wife Calmly "Order is
heavens first law"
= An organist says that a cow moos
in perfect fifth octave, or tenth a,
dog barks in a fifth or fourth dom
key brays in perfect octave, and
horse neighs in descent on the chro-
matte scale.
= Georgia has 1905 white schools
and 1859 for colored people. The
number of teachers is 10000. The
amount Of money appropriated for
common schools this year is 81 ,5OO,-
900.
= Everybody knows that it is hard
enough for bachelor to hold baby,
but it is said to be simple torture when
it is the baby of the girl who Tilted
him hcartlessly only three years be-
fore.
of the human race, 100000, 600
are well clothed-that is, wear gar
ments of some kind that will cover
nakedncss; 25O,oOo,OOO habitually go
naked, and 7OO,OoO,OOO cover only the
middle parts Of the body.
He-This is our last day togeth-