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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
Women in China.

The parents-in-law bully a wife
terribly, and many girls prefer to
marriage the shelter of Buddhist
nunpery. Eight girls, in 1873,
drowned themselves rather than
marry Sometimes they, like the
daughters OF Danaus and the Bride
of Lammermoor. prefer to kill their
young men. But as matter of fact,
these cases seem 10 be the exception
and in novels married people live
even rapturously together. This is
the ideal Fond wives Stay them
selves rather than survive their
lords.
In the poor districts girls are
drowned as pouches inutiles. just
as we see that No Advertisements
are to be stuck up on a given wall,
so by a Chinese pond you may see a
notice board. ..Girls are not TO be
drowned here In Pekin there is
practically no infanticide. On rock
IN Hong Kong harbor great many
dead chlldren and one poor dying in
FAINT were discovered two or three
years aRa. Poverty. of course. is the
cause 0f these denominations
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
How Women should Economics.

Save the emotions Horrible tales,
criminal records and histories of
crime are too expensive. Sweet,
dainty, delicate woman needs finer
rood for the soul Calamities, MUIR
Ilers, quarrels, and fatalities will
happen. They are in the line of the
philosophy OF evil. and their discus
sion can do no good. Reckless sym
pathy is wasted energy and enforces
needless distress upon the sensibiii-
ties. Keep out OF sIums, slaughter
houses. and sewers. Walk in the sun
light, look up, and let the vision of
brightness on the mountain tops be
thy guiding star Lofty thoughts
that nourish the finer nature are not
to be found in the cutters of life So
a little old tutor of Columbia College
believes
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

little now and then, with gentle.
cleansing laxative, thereby removing of
Tending matter from the stomach ana
bowels, toning up and invigorating the
liver and quickening its tardy action,
and you thereby remove the cause of
multitude of distressing diseases, such as
headaches, indigestion, or dyspepsia,
biliousness, pirnples, blotches, eruptionz,
boils, constipation, piles, fstulas and
naladies too numerous to mention.
If people would pay more attention 70
properly regulating the action of their
bowels they would have less fire.
quent occasion to call for their doctors
services to subdue attacks of dangerous
diseases.
That, of all known agents to accom-
plish this purpose, DIR. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets are unequaled, is proven b the
fact that once used, they are always in
favor. Their secondary effect is to keep
the bowels open and regular, not to fur
Their constipate, as is the case with other
pills. Hence, their great popularity,
with sufferers from habitual constipation,
piles and indigestion.
A free sample of the Pellets" a to 2
doses) on trial, is mailed to any address.
postpaid, on receipt of name and address
on postal card.
Address, WORLDS DIsPENsARY MIDI
CAL. ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. =.
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How's This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that can not be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known f. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohio.
WALDING, KINNAN g. MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills. 25c
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
No Substitutes

For Royal Baking Powder. The Royal
is shown by all tests official scientific, and prac-
teal stronger, purer and better in every way
than all other Baking POWDERS It's superiority
is privately acknowledged by other manufac-
turers, and well known by all dealers
If some grocers try to sell another baking
powder in place of the Royal" it is because Of
the greater profit This of itself is good evidence
ofthe superiority of the Royal" To give greater
profit the other must be lower cost powder and
to cost less it be made with cheaper and
inferior materials, and thus though selling for the
same give less value to the consumer
LOOK with suspicion upon every attempt palm off
upon you any baking powder in place of the
Royal" There is substitute for the Royal"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
$500 TO CALIFORNIA

Is our Sleeping Car Rate on the Phillips
Rock Island Tourist Excursions, from Kan
sas City and kindred distant cities on the
route of this car, to San Francisco and Los
Angeles. The cars have upholstered spring
seats, are Pullman build, and appointments
perfect.
You have special manager on the car all
the way, and excursions run once a week,
leaving Kansas City every Friday. Save
money by taking this popular mode of travel.
Address for full particulars, A. H. Moffet.
G. S.-W. p A, Kansas City. Mo. Jno. Sc
bastian, G..P. A., Chicago. 58S-13t.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
The Modern Mother

Has found that her little ones are improved
more by the pleasant laxative, Syrup of
Figs, when in need of the laxative effect of
gentle remedy than by any other, and that
it is more acceptable to them. Children en-
JOY it and it benefits them. The true RENE
dy, Syrup of Figs, is manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co., only.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Knew the Boys.-First Little Girl: don't
think the teacher should give me a black
mark just because l dropped my slate on
the floor. Second Little Girls. s'pose she
has to have a rule like that. cause if she
didn't the boys would be dropin' 'em on
purpose.-Street q Smiths Good News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
Books Free.

On receipt of one premium ticket found
in Mokaska or Star Package Coffee and two
2 cent stamps we will mail you a novel of
$50 pages, by prominent authors, 129 to Sc
lect from. If you send us your name and
address on postal card we will mail you
catalogue of all the premiums we offer. Mo
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Lying Low.-Schoolmate: Why do you
never touch your piano? Miss Thumper:
We're buying it on installments. ''What
difference does that maker Pm afraid if
paw should hear me play he'd stop paying. -
Street & Smiths Good News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Johnny Explains.-Teacher: Why did you
hit Willie Winkum with stone? Little John.
ny :He-he got mad, and looked as if he'd Ike
to hit me with something, so JUS chucked
the stone over to him, SO he could throw il
at me,-Street 81 Smiths Good News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

No straightforward Girl: l should
like to look at some new neckties. New Boy:
The necktie department is farther back.
This is the toilet department. can show
you some mustache invigorators, though
Street 81 Smiths Good News
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

War in the Future: General Tin the near
future): Quick! What news? Aide (breath-
lessly): The enemy's bicycle brigade is at.
lacking our flank. General (promptly;1
Tell the gunners to load with tacks.-Street
81 Smiths Good News
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

The beginning Of the new year will have
welcome usher in the shape of a fresh Almanac,
descriptive of the origin, nature and uses of the
national tonic and alternative, Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters Combined with the descriptive
matter will be found calendar and astronomical
calculations absolutely reliable for correctness,
statistics, Illustrations verses carefully Sc
lected, and other mental food highly profitable
and entertaining. On this pamphlet, published
and printed annually by The Hostetter Com
pany of Pittsburg, 60 hands are employed in the
mechanical department alone. Eleven months
are devoted to its preparation. 1t is procurable
free, of druggists and country dealers every
where, and is printed in English, German,
French, Spanish, Welsh, Norwegian, Holland
SIUadiSh ond
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

''Here is the loveliest house coat that
bought for Tom, and he doesn't seem to
value it the least Bit ~ can tell you how
to make him value it above everything"
''Oh how?'' ''Tell him that you've given
it away to some poor man at the door.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

American Youth: Well, Parkins, do you
think will look presentable at the recep-
ton this evening? Imported Valet: Hev-
erything his hall right now sir, hexcept your
CHASTITY Hamerican haccent
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
New Map of Kansas

For 10 cents in stamps, showing all Railroads
and Express Company routes in colors.
Size 22x16 inches. just published. Address,
OFFICIAL MAP COMPANY, 722 Jackson Street,
Topeka. Kansas.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

In Brooklyn. Late last night
l saw policeman coming out of brewery.
Hill: Yes, sir this is an era ofTeform. Be
fore the overturning that policeman would
have stayed inside all night.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Parent (angrily): Those ''school shoes"
l bought for my boy didn't last two weeks.
Dealer (surprised): He must have been
wearing them out of school. Street 81
Smiths Good News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

When Visiting Kansas City Stop at
the Blossom HOUSE opposite Union Depot.
First class in every respect, Rates, 81. day.
Cable cars to all parts of the city pass the
dGoP
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Mrs. g.: John, here's story in the pa
per how a man in Louisville drank pint of
whisky and water. and died. Mr.. q. levi
IDENTIFY max ing a mental note of the circum-
stance1: H'ml Took water in it. did he ?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Piso's Cure for Consumption relieves the
most obstinate coughs.-REv D. BUoHMUEL-
IER. Lexington. Mo. Feb. a. '94.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

If the Baby Is Cutting TeeUn.
Be and that old and wel-tried remedy, MRS.
wNsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Prisoner: its naru 10 charge me with
forgery, for you see l can't even sign my
ter1al; it's another mans name you're ac-
cused of signing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29

Hanson's Magic Corn SaIve.
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask
our druggist for it. Price Is cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29
In Our Great Grandfather's Time,

ky pins were III
al use. Like the
Iunderbuss = of
hat decade they
1ere big and clum-
Y, but inefec-
i've. In this cent
u1y of euiight-
eminent, we have
DIR. Pierce's
\ Pleasant Pei
lets, which
cure all liver,
stomach and
bowel derange-
nents in the
most effective
way.
Assist Nature
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-12-29


the Oldest and best II will break up Cold quick
than anything else. It is always reliable Try IL
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05
CT miro aebanst.
Cine gpiiooe aus benz 9eben i'm iernen
g9eitea.

WGbrenb meines 4ufentbaltes I'M
fernen Weiten nllhte i9 bic 8etannts
i4aft elmer Der beIten Sdger, bic mir is
auf meinen 9eiien bessgneten. @s
mar elm Mann, pelder ii9 ipenig um
moraliiha 8erpfli4tungsn tiimmerts,
aber als 5reunb Der Wabrbeit einigs
i9dBensEsrt6e GisenI9aften beIab.
Gr ndbm bic Sin9e uno bic MenIdsn
pte lie Daren, obne bariibsr piel @es
odnten gu perlieren. Ouloiamteit mar
eine ieiner Susenoen. gs psrurIa9te
ibm teinerlei @epifensbife, bab er in
ieinem 2eben ihon bonn profeiiionelsn
Spiele gelebt bate. i4on Elm Osspsz
raoo mar ooer dIs r2anbfrabsns
Ggent" ben pOItpagen aufgsbalten
bate. 9luf Der anberen Ssite Der.
iibelte er es Riemanbem, penn man
innerbalb Der @rsnSen bes Grlaubten
blieb. uno CUR 3eit, ais i9 ibn tennsn
lernte, mar er Elm bebdbiger 8iirser gez
poroen, pslther bic bsitebenbeOrOnung
Der Singe bsi9iibte.
ytur bel Ieltenen SeIesenbeiten ers
sGblte Der SGgsr 9eidi9ten aus ieiner
@srgungsnbsit, ba er absr, nie ulls
ehten SGger, Elm eutss grsGblsrtdlent
beIub. 10 luuihte man feinen Wortsa
nit grober Qufmertiamfeit. Gines
Sages beguben mir uns auf bic 8ds
rsniagb uno nabmen, na9bem mir bem
geIu6ten Wieiiter Braun bds Sen iibsr
bic Sbren ge5Ogen batten. Elm 8ab i'm
See. Sd bemerfte, bab er an einsm
ieiner SiiBe eine S9marre bate. Alnb
frug i'm, pie er su berielben getoms
men fei. Gr iuste nit @leid9iltistsit:
nI9 10, ba bat mid Elm Mann nit
ieinem Rebolper gum SunSen seapuns
gen. Waebr 1T ni9t baran."
gtatiirlia pplIte id bon ibm bic @es
fditbte bOren. gr fubr fort: nGs
mar CUR 3eit, uls i9 in Neip Merito
cine WirtbI9aft bstrisb. Oamals
fannie i9 einen Mann Namens Ssopz
Ter, auf beFen Sc fansennabme $4,000
ausgeieBt paren."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05

ten in Stoffbrsite seIaifsn unb na4
Dbsn bin entipre9enb peri4mdlert iuers
ben. Die gr0Be Der abaui9rGgenoen
3pidel ri9tst iia na9 Der 9iiftens
unb Sai(entpsits. gtpa feds 3oa
bonn SaillenidluHe na9 abipdrts ges
meiien, muB bic Beite pes &Odes, be-
por feline Riidsnbabnen gereibt Deroen,
bic Siiftsnpeite nm a9t biz 10 SOL
iibsrIteigen. Der Rpt 1T nit SeibeHz
itoff gu fiittern unb nit elmer etpa Bis
Su ieinsr balben SDbe rei4enoen
Mpufelinss @inlage gu Osrlebfn. Ssi'
nen Ranb umsibt Elm aus Summtbano
unb brei sereibten 40pfchen beitehenbsr
output. Dem breiten 9anbe lit oben
unb unten elm a0pf9sn ideinbar un>
terIebt, bas aber in Wirfli9teit an ben
Rpd gu befeitigen lit. Sn Der Wfitte
bes 8anbes eri9eint elm &Opf4en, beis
fen beibe &anien in Der Wtitte nit Der
3ugrsibe auiammensefgBt iiao. Die
Saille bat bpppelte @oroertbeile, beren
untere polltommen anpahenb geitaltet
iinb unb nit Saten i9lieBen. Sic
rsidsn etpu feds bis a4t 3oa unters
balls bss S9luFes uno fiigen iih nit
ben oberen. lpien 3ugtei9 in bic Set'
tenndbte. Die Giidens unb runOeH
SeitentbeiIe iinb am S9obtbeile tart
ssspidelt, 10 baB iie in 0iitenfdIten
auffdllsn unb tDnnen nah 8elieben in
Der Mitte seIdliBt iein uber niAt. Die
Seitennabt pirb faIt bis gum S9lufe
geDffnet; Der Stoff 1T iotpobl an
8orberz pie an Seitsntbeilen ipsgsuz
bisgen, 70 oab Der Rod Ii9tbar pirb.
Die 8egren5ung Der Sadentdille biloet
eine gemuIterte SummtbprOe, bic aud
ben belIen SeibenItofftragen tantirt.
Den Salsranb umgibt Elm getbeilter,
iteif gefiittertsr &ragen, behen iibertre=
tenbes @nbe nit Suten pber elmer 3ierz
mabel ii9 ani9lisbt; es fDnnen bic
dnpaFenben @prbertbeile auA iibertrea
tenb geitaltet Iein. Die 4ermel iino
aus geraben Gtoffbabnen bergeitelt
unb unterbulb Der @tulpe in Sdume
aenGbt.
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,gs fGGft mir ni9t ein, ben Siirten
umsubrinsen, Ou tannft ihn rubig bs=
f1iibsn," faste Soplsr.
.Gr f4Iug BEN s iirten su
BEN"

sd bei9iibte dlio ben Siirten unge'
fdbr cine Wo9e lang unb erbielt $25
per Gag. 9lls ih absr zines glbenbs
aussing, bssssnete ia Sotpler, Der, tpie
id iofort fab, in i4leater aaune mar.
Obne Elm 8ort gu iagen. 5pg ct isinen
Heoolper unb fling an, na6 meinen Giis
BEN gu fsusrn, 10 bub i4 gum San5en
gen0tbist mar. Sd bate feline 8affe
bel mir. 9lls Sotpler bon mir ablieB,
bsgab i9 mid nach 9aufe unb bolte
meinen RspolOsr. lin ni9t gegen oas
@eieb gu banbsln, begab i4 mid 5um
Wlabor unb iugte: Ssrr Mapor, i4
ipsrbe ben Goipler eridieBen. Der
0fapor erbob iid aus ieinem ipeiten
Stuble unb antportete: Sd bin auf
Oeinsr Seite. Der Hi6ter, pelher
,bsn eintrat, fiigte binSu: Sd psrbe
8iirgIdaft fir Did itellen. llnte-
bieIen 8erii6srunsen ma4te i'd MIDI
nit rubigem 9eipifen auf bic Suhe
na6 Sopler. 2eBtsrer mar aber inz
spii9en berbuftet poroen, neil er Ell
men anbsrsn 8iirger f9per beleioigt
bate unb fab i'm @sfdngniB. Die
ssreunbe bes @eIebes unb Der Srbnun5
befiir1teten elm ipsnig, baB ibr @ifer
fir bic 9fufrsdterbaltung bes 9eieses
ertalten mDgs, tpenn man nit Sofp!er
ni9t iofprt abre9ns. Sic nabmen
ben Mann babsr aus bem 9efGn9niB,
I'm i'm an bsm 4Its zines naben 8aus
mes aufsubdngen. Inter ben 9lnipez
isnben bsfanb fih Der Mapor, Der &i6s
ter unb Der Siirte. 2ebterer bate
sSotpler bic Sisbs nod ni9t psrseFen,
ipelfe ibm bieIer aussetbeilt bate"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05
Sm sseidJr ofr slioof.

Sc biirfts uniere 9eierinnsn ssipiB
intereiIirsn, fhon iebt einise 4nOeu=
tungen iiber bic pelSmoben bes toms
menben 8intsrs gu erbalten. 8ei Der
Soires zines Barrier 9iplpmatsn err
f9ienen iiinsTt (inParis tommt aud i'm
!Ssrbft unb Sriibiabr Der pel5 CUR Sell
tung, bsIonoers bel groBen @mpfdn>
gem in elmer idpiilen Sommerna4t
einigs 9umen in buftigen, lei6ten,
aber - pelabeiebten Soiletten, ganS i'm
9egsnlube CUR friibsren Wlobe. llnb
Die neue Wtobe tleioet Oamen BON
Duds unb Siias aud gar ni4t libel.
Die Soiletten iinb tief duseefhnitien
unb Der Pel5beiaB beitebt aus elmer
&eibe ein5elner sleiber BE itdnbtbeils.
entipebsr aus lauter 9Dpfden ober uus
Iauter Srdllen, aus S9peif9en pber
gansen pfpten, unb numentli6 bic lebs
teren iperben Sum 3uiammenbalten Der
trouiiirten Salten peripenbet. aber
aua gan5e Sbiere finbet man als pel3s
beIab auf becoletirten Soilettsn. 90
erregte cine ettpas ercentriI1e Mobes
bame por einiger 3eit nibt geringe
Seniation, als iie in elmer peiben, bufs
tigen, iibsr unb iibsr nit ganaen pei>
BEN MGus9en psrbrdmten Spilette err
i4ien. Su, man iiebt tleine 3obela
unb SermelinfDpfe audi auf WGntel1
= an SteIle Der &nDpfe. Der untsre
&unb bieIer Mdntel ooer Suden lit mil
einsslnen Sltisi9psiftben, bic iid Su
sSranien ansinanbsrreibsn, reid bsieBt.
Oas gieueite ieboa, mas uns bic Mlobe
bier bringt, Iino - pel5beiebte Inter
r0de. Sa pobl, llnterrDde 0enn
bas 1T bas Gsbeimnib Der iiingftenpaz
riIer Wobe, baB Der Ptl5bsiaB bonn
&leiberIaum auf ben llnterrod gepunz
bert lit. Die e9ts YariIerin trGgt To-
gar - pelabeIeBte Seibenpdihs, bic
Sarben INNER tontrai itirenb unb benz
SENT angepdRt. Wan iiebt bon Der
I4iel ihrGg Bis gum 9iirtel Elm ean>
ses Sbier trie6en, einen Marber, elmer
fpoblrisaenben sltis otsr elm Ssrmes
lin, oOer man sibt audi 10 Elm Sbiers
6en Inn bas9lermelloh, pber man trdgt
es auf ben Siiten; Sreili4 muB bdHH
aber bic 9r0be bss Sbisrss berjenigsn
bss Sutes entipreaen. Cine ioIde
Soilette tlsioet aber nur grpbe, iunp@
nifhs @sItalten. Natiirli9 lit bieIe
Mobe, ibrer beionberen &oitipieli9teit
pesen, nur fir bic ob,rsn 3sbntauienb
unO Sene, bic - 10 gliidlib iinb, nah
Dem preiIe nidt fragen gu miifen.
Bon bieIen @rcentricitdten uns abs
ipenoenb, MAIDEN mir bic 2sferinnen
nit einigsn anbersH S9Dpfunsen Der
Wtobe betdnnt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05

.Sas mar Ihon mebr 8erufung an
Elm b0beres @eieB," bemertte i4 la
hsno.
SimpIOn fubr fort: Der Siirt'
befiirttete, bab er Don Spplsr nod err
I9pHen fpsrbs, unb 10 fam er in meins
8irtbIdaft unb bot mir $25 per SGg
an, penn i9 ibn Dor 6opler beihiiben
poGs. SD bsgub mid gu SeBterem
uub iagte: SOplsr, Der Siirt bat mir
$25 Der Gag angsboten, penn ih ibn
Dor Dir bsi4iibte. Sir Oisisn preis
lafe i9 mid niht erIbieBen, penn Ou
baher Dem Siirten oGs 2sbensliat auss
bIaIsn pillit, bann Jag es frei berdus,
unb tpue es. g1enn ni6t, 10 iebe id
teinsu 9runb, parum ih bic $25 per
Soo niht peroienen Ipu,"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05
t!nier GIeiniter.

Gs6t b'n oiden Shslm, oa Itebt e.,
llnIsr tlsiner Strampslpstsr,
0ide asrmdsn,
Side Seins,
Runos 9Gd9en bat Der 3lsins.
M0ate I9on Elm @robsr i'in,
llno tann gebsn taum alein.
,2einer bider 4ns au nit"
Sagt sr itpl5 Bel iebsm S6ritt.
9ln Der Muttsr S9iir5ensnoe
5rippslt er ibr na9 bsbsnOe,
SIMMER elm,
SIMMER aug
Ourd bds ganss grobe Sdus,
SpsiIstammer, 6iiAe, Seller,
SSa. Bis in ben SiibnerItal,
usberall, iibsrau.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05
.Serr M apor, i9 perbe BEN
Sopler erf4ieBen."
u@om Staate aus?" frug i9.

n@om Staats aus?" frug i9.
~Nein, bon ieiner Srau, ipel9e cine
SpielbOIe betrieb unb fpsl6er er baz
poneelaufen mar"
n5abren Sic fort,' antiportsts i6,
etpas erItaunt iibsr bic 2lrt uno @eiIe,
pie bic Srauen in Rep Msritp i6re
0(dnner iu4en lahen. Der Sdger erz
SGblte fpsiter:
~@ines Cages tamen spei MGnnsr
Su mir. I'M apsi neue @eipebrs gu bore
gen, tpsI9e ia erit nsusrbings srbdlten
bate. @s ipursn bic einSigen 9spe9re
ibrer @rt in Der Stabt. Sie MGnner
pollten bic 9epebre, I'm Solpler bamit
Su t0bten."
"Rur lansiam, iasts i9. Msine
Gepebre t0nnt Sbr betommen, absr gu
lpeldem 3tpede brau9 i9 ni9t gu pii>
len, fonit pirb ni9ts baraus."
sd mar ni9t ipenig iibsrraI5t, als
ia am nd9Iten Sage 5oplsr nit mei>
men @etpsbren baberreitet iab. Simps
ion, iagte er, bier finb Define @sfpebrs.
Die beiben MGnnsr bate er erI9oFen.
Sopler. iagte i4, penn id setpuBt
bGtte, mas bic beioen 9eiellen i'm
Sdilbe fiibrtsn, bGtte ib ibnsn msins
@etpebre ni6t geseben. Sus mar nas
tiirlid nibt pabr, aber er brau9te ss
ia nidt gu piHen. @leia barauf
tpurbs Spiplsr ipegen Der Gel9i6ts
Dsrbaftet unb benz Siirten porsefiibrt." 3"
Dem Siirtsn, mas meinen Sic bas
mite" frug ia.
Der 5rieoensrtdtsr mar Elm Siirte
aus Der Siirtei. @r ii6sripiss i5orpler
ben Geidporenen. 5oipler mar inbeis
fen elm ipabtger Serl. Dis er bas
Sprii9lein osrnu9m. 'tiirsts sr Iith auf
ben Siirten, I9lug i'm gu 9ooeu unb
Ttampfte 10 lanae auf ibm berum, biz
berIelbe i'm freiIpra9."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05

Cine patrtotiu. GIid 6u
ibrsr 6rsunoim: nNber, Sbu, 9u ipirit
bod einem lieutenant niht einen &orb
9eben?! Ods mub Dir ihon 0ein Pas
triotismus perbietenl"
= Der pirb gut! Der fIeine
&arl (triumpbirsnb): ..Papa, GbuurO
bat beuts ous crIts @ort gsipro9en."
= @ater: So! Bus bat er osnn ges
fagt?" - &arl: p'Raus! = bat sr ges
fugt, uIs Der Sauiter nit berReAnuns
bier tpar!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05

Gin Isbr e!ssantes 8sTuhs> OOer
Gmpfangstleio nit PattentailIe fir
Gltere Oamsn iteGIt bic atpeite 9lbbil>
bung bar. Die Soiletts iit in brduns
Iidssriinem. gemuiterten Saffet ge>
baht, tunn jebO6 aud in DplIenespsz
ben aussefiibrt unb bunn gu promes
naoespeden bsniibt psrben. Der Rod.
bier Bis flint gurOs melt. erfdbeint aus
asilapidsln 5uIammsnseitellt. bic uus
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-10-05

= @ut parirt. Sic: ngRi9t
tpabr, lisbsr 9ti6arb, SieIss Sdbr
faufit 0u mir gum @sburtstdg elm
Ieioenes Sl.ib2" = Gr: rSm.. Sag
einmal, S6db9en. fir men fhniidIt
9u Did bsnn eigsntli9?" = Sit:
n@is Ou nur fragsn tonnit! Iatiirli9
fir Oi9!" = @r: so, nun bu psroe
i6 Dir fpieber elm einTdbss @olls
tleib taufsn! Sn sinem iot9en ges
fdGit Ou mir snti4iebeu am alIsrbea
iten!"