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The evening world., 1894-05-03
TESTING THE MARBLEHEAD.
New Cruiser Returns 10 Port After
Her Trial Trip.

The United states cruiser Marble
head. which went to sea on Tuesday
on n trial trip. returned this morning,
and at s.45 anchored In the lower bay.
Later in the day the cruiser moved
to an anchorage in the North River.
The course on the trial trip was south
east from Sandy Hook i.i%ghtship. A
two hours run was made on his course,
and the patent log showed that the
cruiser had run BAG knots during that
hour.
Tn turning trial was also made. The
cruiser, which is go feet long, made a
complete turn within a radius of lTj
yards. one engine backing and the other
going ahead.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
WILL FILED IN PIECES.
Torn Up by the Testator Before HIS
Death,

h will OF Charles NJ. Ogden. who
died one year ago to-day. was fled for
probate this afternoon in the SurroI
gates office.
1t Is dated Nov. 6. 1892, and Is written
on both sides OF half a sheet of ordi-
nary legal cap paper. When filed. the
will was In forty-seven small pieces,
which were pasted between two plates
OF glass about twelve inches square.
The will bequeaths all the testator's
property to his wife. but by a codicil'
requests of $3.50 to his stepmother. Mary
Ogden. of Sydney, n. Y. and $500 to
Myra Ogden, a stepsister. also Of sgd
ney, are made.
The exploration of the condition OF
the will was that a short time before
his death Mr.. Ogden. while d%elirious,
tore the will into its several pieces.
The value of the estate is estimated a4
SO. 900. -
The evening world., 1894-05-03
THREE MONTHS IN IRONS.
A Sailor Arrested for Having shot
Another.

Fred McLoyd. boatswain OF the British
bark Clan MacFarlane. was arrested by
Deputy United States Marshals Grant
and Jacobus on board the vessel at the
foot of Fall street, Hoboken. this after
noon. He IS charged with felonious as
sault upon Philip Charles, a sailor.
McLoyd fired -four shots. three OF
which took effect. The men had been
quarrelling.
McLoyd surrendered himself to the
arrest. Fol three months he has been
confined In the ships hold In irons,
Charles has recovered from his wounds
The evening world., 1894-05-03
THE HEARING POSTPONED.
specuIntor David After LA Mon
tnRur. Clarke & Co.'s Hooks,

Edward Ia Montague. Elisha NJ.
Fulton, IT., and Herman Clarke, of
the defuact broNerag" firm OF La Mon
tagne, Clarke Sc CO.. were arraigned In
the Tombs Police Court his morning
On complaint Of Florence NJ. David. OF
Montreal, hut tho examination was
postponed until May II.
The accused brokers are each under
5000 bail. Lawyer Sorton, who Is de-
Tending the members o. the defunct
firm IN n civil suit. was served in the
courtroom with a subpoena To pro-
duce the FIRMS books. David charges
the firm with obtaining $4,000 from him
on the pretenSe OF using II 10 carry on
transactions in margins.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
BOND BIDS OPENED.
Money TO he Used ia Buy Market
Lnnds. .

Comptroller Halsey Corwin. of Brook n
Ign, o-day opened bids for 81. 200, 900 Of
public market bonds. divided into Is :
sues drawing I per cent. interest and
maturing in 1920, 1921, 1922 and 1923. There Z.
were twenty bids submitted. The sue
Cessful bidders were: Farson Leach a
Co.. Jos. 80: +. Morrison. l04. 50: d. A. 4
Moran q Co. lG7. 53S; Forrist Glenn a.
Co., 1880; Hamilton Trust Company,
l4 and los. South Brooklyn Savings In
stitution. ll 80; Coffin " Stanton. l05.55;,
Street. Wilkes & Co., l06.ll. -
The money raised on the purchase OF
these bonds will be paid to the United >
States Government for the purchase OF
Navy-Ylrd lands. which are to be used
hv the city of Brooklyn for market
purposes.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
RUNAWAY GIRLS CAUGHT.
Perfumer Morse, Whom They Ac-
cuse, Held In $4,000 Bail.

Justice Koch. in Essex Market Police
Court to-day, held Henry Morse, a per-
fumer, Of 65 Forsyth street, for exami-
nation In default OF 81. 900 bail.
The complainants were Jennie Gold
stein. fourteen years old. of 81 Madison
street, and Lizzie Klefer, fifteen years
old. Of 65s Water street. who had run
away from homo,
1'hr ri. Is we're found lettering about
Central Park on Tuesday night last.
and were taken to the Chiidren's So
ciety Rooms. They said they had been
taken TO MorSe's rooms by other girls,
Neighbors said that girls Of tender
years were in the habit OF visiting
Morse.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
MARY DUBOIS FOUND DEAD.
Autopsy 10 he T"he 10 Learn the
Inusr OF Dcnth.

Mary Dubois. t~wenty-n!ne years Of
age. temporarily residing at 237 West
Tw enty-nirth street, was founl lead in
h4r bod this morning.
l'ntil an autopsy Is made by the co-O-
ner's physi, ian. the family are at a loss
To know what caused her death. She
was talking and laughing ali evening
before retiring. They do not think she
had heart trouble. or that she would
commit suicide, Coroner Dohbs Will
Investigate,
The evening world., 1894-05-03
NEW ENGLAND RAILWAY.
Eondhoidrrs Declare TO secure
Their Deb ar the Property. 's"i'

BOSTON. NAY 3. The Committee OF
the second-mortgage bondholders OF
the New York and New England Rail-
road this afternoon issued a letter to
the bondholders, stating that they 4
had determined to secure their debt at
par and interest. or the property. '
The evening world., 1894-05-03
WON'T INOlCT MACEE,
Grand Jury Returns the Papers in
the Martha Fuller Case.
He Is Taken to Court This Afternoon
and Discharged.
This Action Pronounces Miss Fuller
u Suicide.

The Grand Jury to-day refused to
hnd an Indictment against Joseph I.
Magee. accused OF having caused the
death of Miss Martha Fuller. In Law
yer Mullins's law Office. on Nassau
street. the afternoon OF March II last.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
siiI 900 Failure In Boston.

BOSTON, May 3,-The Hollander.
Bradsha Folsom Company. doing BUSH
ness at 6l5 Washington street. this city.
have assigned to Fred H.. Williams and
Francis H.. Raymond for the benefit Of
their creditors. The assets are se5sIco
and the liabilities. $4,000. The corpora
ton was organized under the avs OF
Maine and carried on q department
store.
The evening world., 1894-05-03

tween si,Oc.oN and 5000, 900. This will
include Boston shipments.
Hc~idclhaCh. lCkclhciuicr & CO.. will
probably ship ;l.oCl,GJ by the LucanIa.
The Augusta Victoria, which sailed to-
day. took out SI.IO1.O D gold shipped by
the following houses: Lazlrl frerng,
tl.VNn 90; Hcidlebach. Ickclheimer & co 4.
S50'on. Krouth. Nachol & Kuhne have
made engagements for $4,000 by the
lucania.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
MRS. WOTT0N'S BODY FOUND.
Orange, Mass, Woman Missing
Since April 81.

ORANGE, Mass. May 3.-The body ~
Mrs Harriet Robinson Wotton. was
found in the river shorty before II
o'clock to-day. by one OF the patrol that
was watching the river day and night
since the woman disappeared April %
of bushes and had evidently been in the
water some tine,
There Is now but little Doubt that Mrs.
Wotton committed suicide while tempo
rEr!ly insane.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
The worlds" New Uptown once.

The Worlds" Uptown once has
moved into It's new quarters at the juno
ton OF Broadway and Sixth avenue. at
Thirty-second street There are eight
entrances. two on Broadway. two on
Sixth avenue and four on rhirty-second
street
The evening world., 1894-05-03
CAR RUNS INTO A CART.
Driver Throw Out md a Lot Of
Coal Falls Over Him.

A coal cart owned by Offerman q
Hussenbutle. and driven by John ].
McKelvey. was run into by cable car
No. SO at Frankfort street and Fark
Row this morning. The driver was
thrown out and a lot of coal fell over
him. !
The cable cars were blocked from
S 70 to 80 o'clock.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
auigG's Letter Didn't Save Him.

Cornelius Rerthold, a tailor. doIng business at
SI West Forty-s'ycnih street, was sentenced
TO the pcnitcntlury for three nonths this morning
nv Judge MARITIME, The charge against him was
that Of having received stolen goods. Among the
.e'ters read IN hiS behalf was one from Con-
gresham Cuigg.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
BeIasco Win. the Motion.

Justice Lawrence has denied the motion made
before him ~yeStsrdAy FOR an order requiring
David Deiarco, the theatrical manager. 10 die a
m re specific bill Of particulars In his suit
against N. X, Fairbank, the Chicago millionaire.
The evening world., 1894-05-03
Maratime Canal Co. Directors.

At the annual meeting OF the stockholders OF
ths Maritime Canal COMPANY, Of Nicaragua. the
following directors were elected 10 serve three
years: Franklin Fairbanks, c. Goodman, Y. y.
Thompson. Richard c. shannon and 8 c. Kill
mar.
The evening world., 1894-05-03

In the West for killing n woman, and he
wanted me to get money from Mrs.
baum TO get Baum out OF prison. He
sald ne would give ME a part Of the
money. He wanted me to find out the
GATE OF young Baum's birth and other
tninss. but refused to ave anything
The evening world., 1894-05-03
GOLD EXPORTS INCREASING.
Heavy shipments 10 He Made by
Next Saturdays steamers.

Leading bankers state this afternoon
that unusually heavy shipments OF gold
win probably be mad or Saturdays
outgoing steamers. The amount OF gold
which they will take Is estimated at be-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Nearing the Grave.

In old age infirmities and weakness
hasten to close the gap between us and
the grave. Happily scientific research
and pharmacal skill have allied them
selves in furnishing us reliable means
of ameliorating the ailments incident to
declining years, and of renewing waning
physical energy. Its name is Hostetter's
Stomach Bltters, a widely comprehensive
remedy in disease, and an inestimable
blessing to the elderly, the feeble and the
convalescent. Rheumatic ailments.
trouble with the kidneys and lumbapo
are among the more common ailments of
the aged. These are effectually counter
acted by the Bitters, which is likewise a
prevention and curative of malarial
complaints, dyspepsia, constipation and
biliousness. Tt is highly promotive of
appetite, sleep and the acquisition of
vigor.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15

DAtA XIV w L
all impurities of the blood, no
matter of what name or nature, or
from what cause arising, by Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
Clear your skin with it. Every
Disagreement, from common
blotch or eruption to the worst
Scrofula, will disappear. It invigo-
rates the liver, cleanses, purifies, and
enriches the blood as nothing else
can, and promotes all the bodily
functions. For all the many and
varied forms of Scrofula, and for
the most stubborn Skin and Scalp
Diseases, such as Salt-rheum, letter,
Erysipelas, Eczema, Boils, Carbun.
Giles, and kindred ailments, nothing
can equal it as a remedy.
The sarsaparillas claim to do good
in March, April, and May. The
"Discoyery" does more than that.
At all seasons and in all cases, it's
guaranteed to benefit or cure, or you
have your money back.
Nothing else offered by the dealer,
though it's probably better for hins,
can be "just as good" for you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
MEAN.

There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
er need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and infammatons defiance. In cases of
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico ratio is only 3 in 1000.
This is the lowest known record and it
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent Of consumptives is daily aug
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than the territorial average
In New England the consumptive death
rate is 25 out of every 1000 of the COM
munity; in Minnesota it is II, and
throughout the southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi.
gan and Minnesota, aud the winter
tenn perature of southern Illinois, Indiana
and Tennessee. This, however, is only az
shown by the thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude fills one
with vivacity and health, and SO strong is
the Influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclimation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself is
great boon. Cases are on record of in
crease in the chest measure of immi-
grants here of from four to seven inches.
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. 1t is at the entrance
Of splendid canon, Astounding in natural
curiosities. It 10 also the gateway of the
Pecos National park, where fish and game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places Of pic
turesque and Of historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal
ace, first erected shortly after 1905, from
which the Spanish viceroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
dates from about l7l6; but it ia full of
interest, as every room is consecrated by
the memory OF thrilling events. In this
building Gen. Low Wallace wrote his
famous Ben Hur.
The chapel of San Miguel, was built in
1880 and still stands. BY its side ia the
oldest house In the United States. The
walls ofthc old cathedral date from 1922,
but the rest of the structure IL of more
modern date. Within convenient dis
tances are the Indian pueblos Of Tesuqus
and Nambe; in side canon Of che Santa
Fe are the delightful Aztec springs, while
about nine miles up the main water
course is Monument rock. The road
thither is one of surprising loneliness.
To the south of town 10 Aqua Fria, and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
by Tiffany the finest in the world; and
beyond the Rio Grande are tho San Ilde-
fonso Pueblo and the curious cliff dwell
lings.
Other points Of interest to the tourists
are: The Historical society's rooms; the
"Garita," the military quarters, chapel
nd cemetery Of Our Lady Of the Rosaryj
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15

To A. L. Kendall, services as Co.
Comr. ETC., for Jan. 1884. ~ 32ea
To Nicolas Alire, for taking care
OF insane person. ........... 10 90
To Antonio Aban Martinez and
Ig. Fresques, lumber and work
at Espanola bridge, to epaid
out of road purposes fund.-. 80 81
To Manuel Valdez, Com. as Co.
assessor, to be paid out of the
different funds. ......... I'll
The board adjourned till the 18th of
February, 1894.
A. l.. KENDALL,
CHAs. W. DUDRow, Chairman.
VICTOR ORTEGA,
Commissioners.
ATANAsIo ROMERO,
Clerk
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Experience Of an FIX. Champion.

Experience Of an Ex-Champion.
Athletes and men who take ordinary
outdoor exercise such as walking, run
ming, bicycle riding, jumping, swimming,
tennis, ETC., are often the sub ject of acute
troubles. The experience of ar e1-
champion walker will be of interest to
all who are afflicted. Harry Brooks
writes:
"No. 1924 East 10Th st., New York, April
2, 1886.
Numerous statements relative to the
merits of different plasters having been
brought to my attention, take this op-
portunlty to state that 1 have used AL
cooks Porous Plasters for over 20 years
and prefer them to any other kind.
would furthermore state that was very
sick with catarrh Of the kidneys, and at
tribute my recovery entirely to Allcock's
Porous Plasters."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
GRAND canon q Colorado R,yer,

On the Santa Fe route, in northern
Arizona, 1882 miles from Kansas City, il
the town Of Flagstaff. "A tri-weekly stage
line runs from Flagstaff TO the Grand
Canon Of the Colorado river. More than
. mile in depth, this 10 the sublimest Of
gorges-a Titan of chasms. Twenty
Yosemites might be hidden unseen below,
and Niagara would look scarcely larger
than brook.
Don't fail 70 visit this arst wonder Of
the world. You can tread up" about il by
asking G. T. Nicholson, g. P. d T. A., A.
T. q 8. F. r. r. Co, Topeka, Kas., TO mail
You q free copy of an illustrated book
describing this terra incognita. The book
10 NO common affair; but 10 entertainingly
written, beautifully illustrated and rem
Of the printers art.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 428O.1

LAID OTylcl A. SANTA En-, N. NJ. !
January 20, 1894. !
Notice ID hereby given that the follow.
ing-named settler has filed notice Of her
intention to maks final proof In support
Of her claim, and that said proof Will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, n. NJ, on March II, 1894,
viz: Eutimia Marines, for the u
A,sw ne 1nwKse1 SEQ. IL, tp.
17n,r Are.
She names the following witnesses TO
prove her continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of, said land, Viz.
Tiodoro Villes, Nicolas Gonzales, Mar
COS Gonsalss, Pablo Gonzales, Of Pscos,
n. u. JAnns II. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15

My Matrimonial Views.
will not wed widower, to have my happy
life
Tormented by the virtues of his "late, lament
ed wife"
will not wed bachelor, with heart of solid
stone,
To spend hisevenings at the club and leave me
all alone.
will not wed millionaire, to be accused of
crime,
If he should chance to pass away bit before
his time.
A poor mans wife I'll never be, to bake and
stew and brpil,
With Lalf dozen little ones to add to all my
toll.
l will not wed handsome man, a sport"
would not suit me-
They're bound to have another wife, and some
times two or three.
homely man is not my style-a "dude''
would detest-
Icould not love solemn man or one who's
prone to jest.
will not wed the man who seeks for years my
love to gain;
The very slowness of his suit would always
bring me pain.
will not wed the man who claims to love me
at first glance
In fact, will not wed at all, until get
chance.
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15

The Worlds Choicest sanarustasca
valid Seeker.

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of
st. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called O-ga-p-ho-ge.
1t is probably the Oldest civilized COM
lnunity in the United States and the most
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1908. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au-
gustin, Fla, were first founded. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated q
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport, Mo-, gave it a
world wide fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANlTARIUN.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the U.
). weather bureau, says: "Santa Fs is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude of
7,0l5 feet, and latitude, about the Seth
degree north, that gives it peculiar adj
vantage as a sanitarium. The elevation
tempcrs the summer heats, which natural
ly should be about that of Memphis,
Tenn, or Bakersfield, Cal, and its south
ern situation reduces the rigors of winter.
AS an illustration, during the winter of
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions did
net exceed half dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work,
and no one in Santa Fe can be accused of
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as a great
physician expressed it. The rare, ozon-
ated air permeates every cell of the lungs,
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs.
Symington and Harroun, who have prac-
ticed in Santa Fe for over twenty years,
report that they have only found two
Eases among the native people of con-
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The e. s. weather observation Office
has been stationed here for twenty years,
md the following statistical data tells
better than words how even and mild is
she climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
summer heat and the winter cold the fol-
lowing tables show most eGuable and
delightful temperature:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Spoiled His Calculations,

Don't you like the room gave your"
said the hotel clerk to the drummer from
Cincinnati.
Eyes, the rooms all right. What made
you ask? Dol look worried?"
ITO be frank, you do"
"Well, am feeling rather uncomfort-
able. You see, came over on the S. l.. o.
and w. road"
Got in late, suppose"
No, we got in on time, and now have
about ~ hours on my hands that don't
know what to do with ."-Washington
Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1882.
LAND OyyroE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ, I
Joruorv 10 1901 {

LAND OF1ICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
January IS, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named eettler has fled notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March 6, 1894, viz:
Jose Gregorio Vigil, for the n sw u,
s inv y, sec. ~, tip. Is n, r Zoe.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of, said land, viz: Ysidro
Ortiz, Pedro Vigil, George Ortiz, Justo
Lopez, OF Santa Fe, N. M.
j-19-f-20. JAMES H. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Wasted Advice

The New Pastor: My brother, adjure
you to love your enemies.
Colonel Feud (of the Kentucky Moon
shine DISTRICT: Can't do it Parson! Can't
do it!
The New Parson: You could if you
would try.
Colonel Feud: Impossible! Hain't got
none to love. Shot the last one this
mawnin'!
-puck
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15

On account of the California Mid-winter
international exposition. The Santa Fe
route has placed on sale round trip tick
cts to San Francisco at $54.4O, including
five admission coupons to the fair. Tick
cts limited thirty days from date of sale,
Continuous passage in each direction, for
full particulars call at city Office.
H. L. LuTz, Agent.
GEO. 7. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 4112.1


LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ, !
January 20, 1894. J
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has fled notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
Of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March 6, 1894, viz:
Juan N. Gonzales, for the Sc a of
sec. 4, and x ne sec. 10, tip 10 N, r
Sc.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and,
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Pedro Gomez y Gonzales, Francisco
Gonzales, Alexandra Gonzales, Antonio
Herrera, Of Espanola, N. M.
JAMES n. WALLER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
Now. What Was IT.

Auntie: Was that play you saw a
tragedy or comedys
Little Niece: What's that mean, auntie'
Did you cry?
Nom.
Did you laughs
Nom.
What did you dor
Went to sleep.
Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15

Two Good Reasons.
Mr.. Flathouse-What did you kick me
under the table for when I asked George
leigh to have some more terraplnf
Mrs. PLAYHOUSE (severely)-For two rea-
sons. There was no more terrapin; and
not being skirt dancer, couldn't kick
over it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
impossible Cure.

IMpOSslDIe Cure.
Bodkins-Doctor, how can insomnia be
cured?
Doctor-Well, the patient should count
slowly and in meditative manner 500, and
then
Bodkins-That's all very we'll, doctor,
but our baby can't count.-Life,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-15
The wish (srattfaed.

You have often wished for something
to take the place of Pills. Now try a
26-cent package of Simmons Liver Regu-
lator powder. Take it dry on the
tongue or make it into tea. II is
pleasant to take, and gives quick relief
two good recommendations.