Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-10-04
A WONDERFUL RIDE.
One Of the Adventures Of John
Gilpin, Junior.

Gilpin, Junior.
No doubt you have all read "the d.
verting history" Of John Gilpin's Ride
"a holiday jaunt OF n hundred years
ago. The sad Mr.. Cowper's gay &C.
count Of this expedition races from
London down to Wau, and back, much
after the manner of the calendars
horse. In fact, the verses are so lively
that l seriously believe John Gilpin,
ST., is destined, POLITICALLY speaking, to
race up and down to the end Of the
English language. My hero's story
must amble along in the most unas-
suming of prose.
John Gilpin, Jr-that was not hisreal
name, but 1t serves my purpose--lived
in q little town 'out west" He had
great big shining gray eyes, fresh
rosy face, and a rollicking laugh that
set everybody laughing who heard it.
When funny thought struck him, he
had to break cut no matter II he was
in school with the teacher looking
straight at him; whereupon the laugh
would 80 round the room-just like
marble knocking out line Of mar
bles, one striking another-and then
the teacher would start him home to
receive due punishment there She
couldn't whip him any more than she
could butterAy-he was so bright
and innocent-and it seemed dreadful
to punish anyone for being too happy;
but she must have order. 1t happened,
however, that John seldom reached
the door before the teacher relented-
the little face looked SO sober and con-
trite the little trowsers SO short and
primary, that discipline was impossi-
BILE Besides, Miss Beach felt sure that
Johns father, being minister, had
great respect for Solomon's advice us
to the rearing of children, and that he
would try to do his duty-a proceed
ing she couldn't, for two consecutive
minutes, think OF furthering
John went TO Sunday school and
church on Sunday forcnoons, went up
stairs and read some chapters in the
Bible in the afternoons, and went to
church in the evenings And he went
to prayer meetings on Wednesday
nights, TO learn the formulas Of some
good and Interchangeable brethren. On
week days he was always going some
Understanding up trees and ladders,
sliding down hill. and rolling over en-
banl,ments, TO miruculously escape
death about every ten minutes Of his
life. And every night, at precisely
five minutes after nina o'clock, he went
to sleep. Now and then, on bright
Sunday afternoons, his father would
take him to points In the field which
must be cultivated" And John sup
posed schoolhouse was called
field" because 1t was in the country,
and because the women who sat in 1t
wore sunbonnets. lie would wriggle
through the sermon trying to under
stand what adoption" meant while
watching the free grace Of squirrels
darting up and down, in and out, Of
the trees which skirted the school
house. But it was the glorious buggy
ride to and from "the field" which
filed him with special and secular de-
light. To be 'going, going, 60
ing was his idea of bliss, ter
restrial as well as celestial. The
cars which rolled twice day through |
his town stirred wild longlngs as they
came and went across the prairies
They seemed to him to be carrying
happy travellers into enchanted re-
gions. He knows better now. lie
knows that hearts can ache in palace
car and break in great city. He is a
young, happy fellow yet-only he
doesn't break ont into the rollicking
laugh Of his early years ~ wish |
couldH heard him say not long ago,
But to my story If have seemed
long time in getting started In It, re-
member that several years have passed
over Johns brown head since | began
to introduce him to you.
An important event neared the town
Of Plainvew. In twenty-four hours
ministers from far and near would as
semble under the white frame bclfry
for their semi-annual meeting, and
Johns mother felt that chickens, sue
culently prepared, must be in rcadi-
ness to support church counsels Two
miles away lived Mrs. Bird, who was
known to have excellent poultry and
to sell 1t at reasonable rates, and
thither it was determined to send John
and "old Ponce" for supplies John
was now eight years OF nge-whieh
was young for man; Ponce was
sixteen--which was old for
horse, but the two were init
mate friends As for Ponce,
may say that, as family acquisition,
he was second only to John himself in
general esteem. lie helped in sub
ordinate but very important way-to
cheer the respondent, to warn the
erring, to marry and bury people, and
to carry the gospel over large area
Of prairie-paganism. In the perform
ance Of this last duty he showed an
answering regard for UNCONVENTIONAL
courtesy. He knew at what gates to
halt and what gates to pass delicately
by. And II Johns father ever stopped
Mt n bousa with mn alien creed Il was