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The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
His Honor Gets Even.

"The charge against this man. your
hcnor is drunk and disorderly." said
the officer
Il don't deny it. Judge" said the
prisoner. 81 got pretty drunk. guess.
but it was my first offence. and
know when I've had enough. | shan't
do it again
I'm that case" said the magistrate,
u am disposed to be-but haven't 1
seen YOU before?"
Il reckon you have, Judge l live
tight across the street from you"
You do, hey? Have you lawn
mower?"
YES"
you get up at ) o'clock in the
morning and run it till breakfast
time. don't you?''
Yes. That's the kind of a man I
am. I'm always busy and never let
any Of my time go To-
Thirty days. Take him away and
call the next."-Chieago Tribune.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
An English Corn Cure.

Here is a recipe for a paint suitable
for either the hard Or soft species Of
corn; it should be applied with a
camel's hair brush ON five or six sue
cessive nights, at the end of which
time the upper portion can be easily
removed, after the foot has been soak
in warm water In the case of an old
enemy. the trea tment should be re-
peated until the growth has entirely
disappeared. Thirty grains of sali-
cylic acid, and five grains of Indian
hemp. to be dissolved in half an ounce
of fluid cOllodiOn.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
She Tried to Help.

He devoted but bashfuD = There's
been an awful lot in the papers lately
about political combines and rings and
such things.
She determined to help him OUT
Yes, I've noticed. Do women ever get
mixed up with them?
He-Certainly not. Why do you ask
that?
She with now will you tumble"
mphasisl-Because l feel as if | would
like to get into a ring Of some kind
myself.
No preSents-Buffalo Courier
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
Yet He Meant Well.

The young clergyman had consented
TAT the last moment to act as substi-
ltute for the venerable man who was
accustomed to go to the hridewell Sun
tday morning and preach TO the prison
ers.
MY friends" said the embarrassed
|young man as he rose UP and faced
the assembled toughS and vagrants. 1T
4 |rejoiceS my heart TO see so many of
/ you here this morning. ."--Cktcago Tri-
.bune
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
Good AdNica

"She has discarded me-" walled the
young man. L have half a notion to
shoot myself"
When you entertain such an idea
as that" replied the sage, "you are
Understanding your affection"
Don't you mean overestimating?
Well, you may be overestimating its
intensity, but not its quantity. Just
YOU wait a while and you will find YOU
have love enough left for half a dozen
girls. Indianapolis Journal.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
PRICE Of LOTS ONLY s1lg,

Terms OF PURCHASE: five dol
lars cash and two dollars Der
montb, with NO interest. Hal
cash, 10 per cent discount; all cash
20 per cent discount.
aoney will be advanced to par
ties desiring 10 bulId.
Il a husband purchaser dies.
before bis purchase Is completed.
: deco III Tee viii De given TO hls
widow, if the property mas been
improved, or if not. the amount
already paid viii be returned her
The above presents an opportu~
nifty never before offered the Col
ored people Of the city Of WASH
ington TO secure a valuable lot
either as al investment Or for a
home OF monthly payments, ana
at the SAINT time, entitled them
10 a vote and a voice IN the Gov
emmett OF the country.
Those who apply trsf, will have
the hrst choice ct lots.
Already many have made thel,
homes III the "tlfy ct Bowiy
and lots purchased on the aboga
terms should duuuie IN value wirt.
IN the next six months.
FOR further information applq r.
=
os : AMPbkLL "a nRING
Owner, 505 II 81, q. W
" a6hiLStou. ID. q
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
Her Sarcasm.

John" she said after some silence.
What is it, my dear?"
Men say that women talk a great
deal, don't they?"
Il believe they do
And they also think it proper to
make jokes about her alleged difficulty
in making up her mind"
Yes
"JOhn?'
We'll, dear?'
Are there any women in Congress?"
No"
And yet, just look at it.'
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
Uncle Zeb's SUSPICION,

"Uncle Zeb," said the magistrate
E''this is the third time you have been
ARRESTED this month"
"YeSsir"
How do you explain it?"
'Well, sab, dar'S a new pleeceman
on our beat"
Has that anything to do with the
.case?'
Il dunno, sab; on'y it sut'ny hez
seemed ter me dat may be was kinder
.usin' me ter practice on"
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
Disappoinfinr.

Sister" said the little boy. will you
tplease make me lot of biscuit like
those you gave us for breakfast the
other day.
Sister was touched. They We're the
first cheering words Johnny had spok-
en- to her in long time
Certainly" she answered Are
you going to have party:"
No: l wanted TO try. them in my
new SlungShot Washington Star.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
A "Corner" in Stamps,

Stamp collectors say there is a "cor.
ner" in stamps. one firm i'm New York
having bought in practically the whole
issue extant of Columbian stamps.
That firm must have big warehouse.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16

Brown-ls Black man of principle?
White - Decidedly. Whenever he
wants any whiskey he sends Jack
Todd for it. Blacks principles would
at allow him to be seen in a liouor
shop,-BoSton Transcript.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
InSeliish Love.

! He-If yol loved me you would mar.
~ me while | am poor.
She-You 90 me injustice. | love you
too much TO nave your precious health
rislled by my cooking. Wait until you
can afford TO keep servants.-Life.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
Chops for One.

Johnnie with an ax)-Papa, what is
a chophouSe:
Papa-It is d house where they have
chops.
Johnny (plaintivelyl-Is it anything
like woodshed, papa?
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
Beware.

Lady-Of course, you are always
looking for work?
Tramp-Certainly Eternal vigil
a1ce is the price of liberty.-New
iork Truth.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
OF Adult Size

Tommy-Pa, why do they say that
"a note natures when it falls due.
Pa worrying over his debts)-Be-
cause it's generally so blame big, L
uppose.-Chicago Record.
The Washington bee., 1894-06-16
LlG LGI5 rsR LIZ.

The city of Bcw.e, Sla5s Ii
aryiand. Only 20 minutes riGe
rom Washington. DOnDle track
2 trains stop daily. Fare TO and
rom Washington, only Six cents
" commutafion ticket. The June,
ION OF the Baltimore and Poto-
nae and Pope Greek Railroad.
Telegraph and Express offices.
fhe best depot on the Baltimore
and Pot, &c ra lroad. ,res.
churches am hools already built,
lhe most beaithful spot in the
State Of Maryland. Title to prop
erty perfect. No Taxes, and pur-
chasers of lots Will receive tEeiT
deeds, with certificate OF title
EsFree :"
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01

There is no medicine SO often need
ed in every home and so admirably
adapted to the purposes for which it
is intended, as Chamherlains Pain
Balm Hardly week passes but
some member Of the family has need
OF it. A toothache or headache may
be cured by it, A touch of rheuma-
tism or neuralgia quoted. The
severe pain of a burn or scald prompt
ly relieved and the sore healed in
much less time than when medicine
has to be sent for. A sprain may be
promptly treated before Inflammation
sets in, which lnsures a cure in about
one-third Of the time otherwise re-
quired. Cuts and bruises should
receive mediate treatment before the
parts become swollen. which can only
be done when Pain Balm is kept at
hand, A sore throat may be cured
before II becomes serious. A trouble
some corn may be removed by apply
ing it twice a week or two. A lame
back may be cured and several days
Of valuable time saved or pain in
the side or chest relieved without
paying doctor bill. Procure a soc
bottle at once and you will never
regret it. For sale by j. NJ. Gleiss.
ner, druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
First Published in the Abilene Weekly Re-
ilccior Oct. 10, 1894.
Publication Notice.

To Zachary W. Coleman and Jessie Coleman
You are hereby notified that you have been
sued In the district court of Dickinson coun-
ty, Kansas, by A. j. Atkinson by his petition
filed In said court on the 18th day OF October
A. D. 1894, In an action therein pending In
which the said A. J, Atkinson Is plaintiff and
you are defendants,aud that you must answer
or demur to said potitonhn orbeforethe 3Oth
day Of November, A. D. 1884, or the same will
be taken as true, and /, Judgment will be rem
dcred against you as prayed for In said petit
ton for the sum of one thousand and thirty
Ave dollars 81 ,035O0 and interest at the rate
Of 10 per cent from the first day OF October,
A. d, 1894, and an order be obtained directing
that the following described real es-
tate situated In Dickinson county, state OF
Kansas, towt
The south half Of the northwest quarter OF
section thirty-tw0 Cis), township TO- range
three o. east Of the Sixth principal merl-
dian in Dickinson county, Kansas be sold as
provided by law to satisfy said judgmentand
and that upon sach sale you be forever
barred from claiming any interest In, title
10 or lien upon SAID premises
lIIT4AND SOuTHwORrH, and
o.. l.. MOORE,
Attorneys for Plaintiff
A. s. DAVIDSON,
[sEAL,l Deputy Clerk.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
CHAPMAN.

The Broughton brothers were doing
business in this city Tuesday.
John Murphy is absent from school
this week on account Of being poison
ell.
Prof Cook spent last Sunday in
Wakefield.
Carol and Howe are shipping a car
load Of hogs this week.
The tennis club is constantly grow
ing. Two more courts will be estaL-
lished.
The lecture Wednesday night was
appreciated by all who attended.
viii Cunningham is back after a
two weeks trip in the southern part
Of the state
There was grape social at Joseph
Whitehair's Thursday evening where
select few were invited to partici-
pate in the gayety Of the evening.
Those who enjoyed the occasion were:
Misses Ora Bennett, Lille Baker,
Morrison, Bertha Wilson, Berta Scott,
I3roughton; Messrs. Clarence White
hair, v. Rodccker, viii Cunningham,
Pleasant Whitehair, II. Scherer, John
Morrison.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Children Cry for
Pitchers Castoria.

We, the undersigned, wish to ac-
quaint the public with the fact that
Teutonic positively cures rheu-
matism, kidney and MI blood diseases,
gravel in all It's forms, retention or
excess Of urine, catarrh OF the head,
stomach and bladder. Lame back
cured in one night. G. D. Smith and
Van Natta-Lynds, Of st. Joseph, Mo-,
two Of the largest wholesale druggists
of the West, make the following state
ment.
For the past two years we have
noticed the increasing demand for
Teutonic. It has demonstrated to
the public that II will do what you
claim. Teutonic Is an article Of
merit, and deserves trial both from
the retail druggists and those al
nicted.
Askfor the Great TeutonIc, price
70 cents, sent by mail II desired" We
make swore affidavit to refund the
money II Teutonic does not cure,
which we will send to you, together
with testimonials.
TEuroNlc MEDICINE Co.
Box io7, St. Joseph, Mo.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
An Old Time Paper.

A relative OF II. &. Fisher mailed
him the other day copy OF the Chi
cago Tribune for Sept. 2s, 1866, and
It lisa real curiosity. 1t has four pages
Of ten columns each. The telegraph
news is less in quality than the RE-
rLncroR contains every day. The
market reports quote gold at li5;
wheat t2.06 to $2.0s; wool 46 cents;
corn 81 cents; oats SO cents; cattle II
cents; hogs Hi sugar IS cents for
cheap grades; coal oil 43 cents per
gallon. A telegram from Kansas
says that Senator Pomeroy, |. S.
Kalloch and others were making a
canvass Of the state and politics were
very lively.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
High School Notes.

This column erred last week in
stating that the graduates of the ABB
lcne and Salina high schools could
enter the University as sophomores.
The graduates from no high school in
the state Can enter as sophomores.
But a graduate from this and several
other schools can enter the University
freshman class without examination,
At the latest senomore meeting,
Emma Hasshagen gave an interesting
account OF German country life, Illus
trated by q model German farmhouse.
Prof. Gray bas relieved Mr.. Barnes
Of the care Of the senior history class,
as he was carrying too many classes,
Guy Mitchell has loaned large s.
inch telescope to the astronomy class.
The senior rhetoric class is being
well drilled in rapid writing, During
the recitation they are given . sub.
ioct about which they write for ten
minutes.
George Nichols is assistant librar-
ian.
With three encyclopedias Britain
lea, Johnson's and New Johnson's,
and Century Dictionary, the students
have q fair chance at reference works.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Electric Bitters

This remedy Is becoming SO well
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the same song Of
praise.-A purer medicine does not
exist and it is guaranteed to do all
that is claimed. Electric Bitters will
cure all diseases OF the liver and kid
ncys, will remove pimples, boils, salt
rhoum and other affections caused by
impure blood.-Will drive malaria
from the system and prevent as well
as cure all malaria feynrs,-For cure
Of headache, consumption and indiges-
ton try Electric Bittcrs-Entire sat
isiaction guaranteed, or money refun-
ded. Price Scots. and Shopper bottle
at j. NJ. Gieissner's drug store.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Sandbagged and Robbed.

Harrington Times J. 7. Heston, a
man almost sixty years OF age and
one Of the most worthy citizens of
our town, was sandbaggod about half
past 5 o'clock Tuesday night and all
his money taken from him, llc was
between the light plant and the r. !.
depot going home when he heard
steps behind him and the next
moment he was struck senseless. 1t
was about half past ten when he
came to and discovered where he was
He had about $500 on his person,
every cent Of which was taken.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
First published in the Abilene Weekly Re-
acctor Oct. 49, lS94.l
Publication Notice.

In the probate court OF Dickinson county,
State Of Kansas.
In the matter Of the estate OF Levi Brantner,
deceased.
To ]. Braniner and |. A. Wass, heirs at
law of Levi Brantnor, deceased, and to all
persons Interested, notice is hereby given
that L. Swlgart, administrator Of said estate
of Levi Brantner, deceased, did on the thir-
teenth day OF October, A. y. 1894 file his
pettlon In said court, praying for an order
10 sell the following described real estate be-
hngng to said estate, situated In Dickin-
son county, Kansas, f0-wit,
The -noBlhwest-qnarter Of the southwest
quarter OF section four a., IN township QJ)
south range two u east Of the sinh Ttinfi-
pal meridian; TO pay the debts and claims
and the cost OF settling OF the said estate,
and that said petition Is set for hearing on
the first day Of November, A. d. 1894, at
one o'clock D. M, aud that unless you appear
IN said court on The said first day OF Noyem.
Der A. d. 1891. AMI Show cause why the. said
real estate should not be- sold, the allega-
lions In said petition contained Will be taken
as true and the order prayed for therein VIII
be granted. L.swIGART,
~ Administrator.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, Of Junction
City. Ill. was told by her doctors she
had consumption and that there was
no hope for her, but two bottles Dr.
Kings New Discovery completely
cured her and she says it saved her
life. Mr.. Thos. Eggers, 1879 Florida
St. San Francisco, suffered from a
dreadful cold, approaching consum-
ption. tried without result everything
else then bought one bottle Of DR..
Kings New Discovery and in two
weeks was cured. He Is naturally
thankful. 1t Is such results,oi which
these are samples, that prove the
wonderful efficacy Of this medicine in
coughs and colds. Free trial bottles
OF J. NJ. Gleissner's drug store. Reg
ular size Soc. and $1.O0.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Well Named

The simple process ofdiscovering the
meaning OF q foreign word or phrase
by virtue Of its sound sometimes leads
to peculiar results. "shure, an fwat
Is this brlggy.brag the MISTRESS Is oil
the tonne talkin' to yen about, an
tellin yez to be SO careful av itp" In
quired the cook Of the housemaid In q
large family mansion. "Twat does
briggy-brag mano, Oh dunno? ut
amt briggy-brag, It's bricky- brack, !"
returned the housemald, modify; IAN
0im thinkin' II twas yerself had the
care av 1t, yez wouldn't be long folnd-
in out what 1t meant. It's Frinch Tor
breakety-break, that's what 1t Is It's
a lot av little ornamints an joogs an
vases fist made fer ketchin' In the
dusther an draggin' themselves of
onter the floor, an smashin' into bits
bofoor a poor, hard-wurrkln's CELLS
olyex That's what brlcky-braclr
names, an u good name It Is for the
whole lot ~ 'sml" - Youths Com
panion.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Billiards. Horehound Syrup.

We guarantee this to be tho best
cough Syrup manufactured In the
whole wide world. This is saying a
great deal, but 1t is true. For con.
sumption, coughs, colds, sore throat,
sore chest, pneumonia, bronchitis,
asthma, Group, whocping cough, and
all diseases Of the throat and lungs,
we positively guarantee Billiards.
Horehound Syrup to be without au
equal on the whole face OF the globe.
In support OF this statement we refer
to every individual who has ever used
1t, and to every druggist who has ever
soldit. Such evidence is indisputable.
Sold by G. L. Northcratt 4 Co.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01

WASHINGTON, Oct, 26.-Chief lIazen,
Of the secret service, asreeeived from
Rochester, y. T., o new counterfeit S.
treasury note, with tho Thomas head,
The bill is very poorly executed
etched plate. The features of Thomas
are blurred and the lettering and lathe
work very poor. The panel containing
the treasury number of the bill has
parallel lines in the counterfeit, and
In the genuine they are obliQue.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Billiards. Snow Linimsnt.

Mrs, Hamilton, Cambridge, ILL.,,
says; had the rheumatism so bad !
could not raise my hand to my head.
Billiards. Snow Liniment has entirely
cured me. ] take pleasure in inform
ing my nelghbors and friends what it
has done for me. Chas. Handley,
clerk for Lay u Lyman, Kcwanec, ILL.,,
advises us Snow Eminent cured him
Of rheumatism. Why not try itp 1t
will surely do you good. 1t cures all
inflammation, wounds, sores, cuts,
sprains' etc. Sold by 9, J., North
craft II Co.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Subscribe for the REFLECTOR.

Every mother should know that
Group can be prevented. The first
symptom Of true Group is hoarscness.
This is followed by n peculiar rough
cough. Ii Chamberain's Cough
Remedy is given freely as soon as the
child becomes hoarse or even after the
cough has developed II will prevent
the attack. rs and SOC bottles for
sale by j, NJ. Gloissner, druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
"A FAIR TRIAL of Hoods Sar.
saparlla guarantees a complete
cure. tits an honest medicine, honest.
lyadvertised and iIhonestly CURES
A Sound Liver Makes a Well Man.

Are you bilious, constipated OF
troubled with jaundicc, sick head.
ache, bad taste in mouth, foul breath,
coated tongue, dyspepsia, Indigestion
hot dry skin, pain in back and be-
tween the shoulders, chills and fever,
etc. II you have any Of these symp-
toms, your liver is out Of order and
your blood is slowly being poisoned
because your liver does not act prop
erly. Hcrbine will cure any disorder
Of the liver, stomach or bowels 1t
has no equal as a liver medicine,
Price Zoe, Free trial bottles at c. E.
Northcraft & Co.'S drugstore.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01

HELENA, Ark, Oct, e6,-The trial Of
twenty-five whitecaps was resumed
yesterday. The sensation Of the day
was the testimony Of Gus Bryant, who
turned states evidence last sprtng
and made q confession Bryant's
evidence yesterday was directly oppo-
site to that contained in his confession.
The prosecuting attorney openly
charged that the states witnesses
have been tempered with. Three me-
grocs identified several OF the defend
auts as being members OF the white
cap organization. The trial will con-
.tinue several days.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
Bleeding al the Lungs.

~ have taken six bottles OF Hoods
Sarsaparilla for bleeding at the lungs
with which | have long been troubl-
cd. Hoods Sersaparilla has done me
more good than anything else, '-Lu-
ther A. Chenoweth, Sennings, Kas.
Hoods Pills cure all liver ills,
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01
sHCHHT REFLECTIONS.

An even bet Of 81, 900 on governor
was made in Leavenworth yesterday.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. j. W.
Graham Of Maple Grove, daughter.
-Theosophy and the Ralston system
are not half SO valuable as the ability
to turn pancake just right.
"A carload Of Abilene sportsmen
will 90 to Las Animas, Colo, after
duck Nov. 10 to be away week.
ID. X. Gordon says the Republican
rally in Junction City yesterday was
the largest county rally he ever saw.
Ed Howe: No man ever fell in
love with a suffragist. When you
find a suffragist married, her husband
fell in love with her before she be-
came a sutiragist.
Solomon Sentinel: An Abilene
youth wrote q letter to his best girl
In Solomon, who was practicing
bicycle riding, that he had sent a
pair OF boomers by mail. She was
mad enough to bite him in two, until
the package came and she found in it
Q couple Of choice roses from the
Abilene greenhouse.
Topeka Capital; Chief Lindsey
received word from Herington, Kas.,
yesterday that man had been knock
ed down and robbed Of $500 at that
place Monday. The robbers started
In the direction Of Topeka. Two men
were arrested in Topeka on suspicion
yesterday, but they told a straight
story and were released.
Miss Yates, the equal suffrage
speaker, will be in Abilene Nov. 2
and will speak in the courtroom. The
Madison Chautauqua, South Dakota,
says Of her: "Miss Yates Is a
splendid speaker, natural, easy and
graceful with a rich voice and fine
delivery. She has fairly charmed
every audience she has appeared be-
FORE"
An Abilene girl got letter the
other day from strange man in Kan
sas City who said clairvoyant had
revealed her to him as his 'fate." He
said he fell asleep on the cars and
dreamed OF her and the clairvoyant
told him her name aud address, As
there is very good evidence that he
was lying no startling romance will
develop from the affair. Such things
happen only in novels.
Rev. W. II. Snyder who Is to
deliver lecture here November Is
well known and deservcdly u favoritc
among Abilene people. During his
stay here as pastor he was instru-
mental in building both Of the Pres
byterisn churches, one Of which still
remains as a monument to his energy
and ability. Mr.. Snyder's lecture en-
titled can Ocean Voyage, Ireland and
Scotland is an outline Of his recent
European trip and is full Of his exper-
fences in foreign countries. 1t will
be given In the Presbyterian church
under the auspices Of the Aid society.
Both lecturer and lecture deserve u
hearty welcome.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-11-01

SHILOH's CURE, the great Cough
and Group Cure, is the great demand
Pocket size contains twenty-five doses
only Zoe. Children love 1t. Sold by
Gulick, the druggist.