Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1894-05-10
WIT AND WISDOM.

making shirt for the heather. Come
here and let me fit it on you, will ycu?"
What did Manglc receive that
medal for he wears now7" HE has
run over more people than any man in
our bicycle club. Inter Ocean.
-Visitor-What makes your father
look so melancholy? Small Bog Cause
ma told him he's got to go to our
church fair tonight IN. Y. Journal.
Natural Curiosity.-He- One-half
the world doesn't know how the other
half lives. She-No but it would give
good deal to find out Detroit Free
Press.
-Husband-I am just in the mood
for reading something sensational and
startling -something that will make
my hair stand on end. Wife-Here is
my last milliner's bill.-Fliegende
Batter.
-Judge-Well, doctor, whas is the
condition of the burglars victim? Doc
tor-One of his wounds is absolutely
fatal, but the other two are not dan
gerous and can be healed. -Fliegende
Batter. 4.
Professor of Chemistry Gentlemen,
1Ehold in my hand phial of soda
What chemical shall combine with it
to produce a valuable article of com.
merce. Goodsby (waking np) Brandy.
Tit Bits.
-Curiosity-'''G Grandpa . said Tom.
my, examining critically the bald head
Of fhiss ancestor, may ask you
question: Certainly, Tommy do
you comb&your hair with razor?''-
Texas Siftings.
Clergyman (yisiting prison) SO
you were arrested for passing bad
money, my man! Convict-Not exact
", sir! You see, if the money had
passed, wouldn't have been arrested.
Philadelphia Record.
Mister" said the small boy to the
grocer, mother told me to ask You if
they's such thing as a sugar trust?"
'Why, Of course there is. .'W-well,
mother wants to get trusted for two
pounds. Washington Star.
The thinking part of mankind do
not form their Judgment from events;
and their estimate will ever attach
equal glory to those actions which de-
serve success and those which have
been crowned with it. -.Washingto ton.
Quick is the succession of human
events. The cares Of to-day are seldom
the cares of tomorrow, and when we
lie down at night we may safely say to
most of our troubles, Eye have done
your worst and we shall meet no more y
-Cowper.
AL confidence is dangerous if it is
not en- lire; we ought on most occasions
to speak all or conceal all We have
already too much disclosed our secrets
to man from whom we think any one
single ecircumstance is to be concealed.
Brnyere - ~
Mrs Riddlehouse Biddleblood (of
thk Daughters of the Revolution. y
You wish to become a member of the
:DEnghters of the Revolution: upon
what do you base your right to mem
bership? Applicant was born in
Brazil Philadelphia Record.
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