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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
New York sunday world Features.

Tho New York Sunday World Of oct.
q contains the following: How We Arc
All Robbed surprising exposure Of the
frauds IN weights and measures In nearly
every grocery store Ia New York; A Study
o. Beggars, "a World reporter gives money
10 every tramp who asks him and then fol.
lows them 10 lnq out Juai how they spend
lti Rev lorke Society beauties. Hifik-
lnb page ~ portraits ~ notably handsome
women who have been painted by tho
most celebrated artists ~ the Qef, FOR
sale at Eauifs News Depot, AA bun
Efrcft.-nd
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
A DRUG STORE BROKEN INTO.
It May Have Been Accidentally or b.
Thieves,

1nAbNEHs
The window Of j. d. Persse's drug store
at Barnard and Wayne streets was bro
ken in early yesterday morning. 1t was
not known whether the act was commit
ted by intending thieves or drunken men.
Mr. Pelsse. who lives above the drug
store, heard some parties singing on the
street just before the window was broken
and when he raised his window and
looked out he saw two men running on
down the street IL Is more than likely
that the window was broken either wan
tony or accidentally
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
Hold by the Enemy.

II you are held captive by the enemy,
rheumatism, bound hand and foot in the
shackles OF rheumatic govt, you have
yourself TO blame, because you did not
check their approach in the outset, with
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Tackle
them at once with this pain soothing.
nerve quietlng, blood depurating specific,
and you Will experience speedy relief. BIZ
iousness, malarial, dyspeptic, liver and
meuralEIc complalnts Yield TO n.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
Free to Everybody.

The 80 1-3 discount sale on clothing at
Kohlers, 40 Broughton street, begins to-
day This is bona fide reduction of 1-3
from regular low prices. Everything
marked in plain figures and with dis
count off. 1t makes our fine clothing
lower priced than competitors ask for
shoddy goods.--ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
Free to Everybody.

The 80 Is discount sale on clothing at
Kohlers, 40 Broughton street. begins to-
day. This is a bona fide reduction Of 10
from regular low prices. Everything
marked IA plain figures and with dis
count of. il makes our fine clothing
lower priced than competitors ask for
shoddy goods-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
Cheap Excursion Rates to Macon. Ae
count Dixie Interstate Fair.

The Central railroad will sell excursion
tickets to Macon and return at rate of
1923 from Oct. p to Nov. 8, inclusive, tick
cts limited returning five days from date
Of sale, in no case, however, will final
limit exceed Nov. 9, 1894. Tickets will in
clude one coupon for admission to fair
grounds. "-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29

The 80 1-S discount sale on cloth
ing at Kohlers, 40 Broughton
street, begins to-day. This is a
bona fide reduction Of Is from
regular low prices. Everything marked
Ia plain figures and with discount OF
II makes our fine clothing lower priced
than competitors ask for shoddy goods. 49,
adj
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
Free TO Everybodv.

The 30 Is discount sale on cloth
Ing at Kohlers. 40 Broughton
street, begins to-day This Is a
bona nde reduction OF f-3 from
regular low prices. Everything marked
ln plain figures ard with discount on
u makes our nno clothing lower prlrcd
Than competitors ask FOR shoddy goods
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29

MRs. WIssLow's SoOTHB0 SYRUP has
been used f0rchldren teethine. Itso0thes
the child. s0ftens tEe gums. allayB an pain.
cures wind collie, and is the best remedy
for dlarrhUa. twenty-five cents q bot
uc.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29

Thousands OF cases Of rheumatism have
been cured by Hoods sarsaparllIa. This is
abundant reason for belief that It will
cure you.-ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29

oak. Pine ana lghtwood for sale M
low hgures. can up telephone "a H. %.
Caasels.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
LuDDEN BALES SMu

WEATHER PROBABILTTIES-M MONT -
Generally fair slightly warmer MONDAY evan
ing; winds becoming southerly. N'9a
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-10-29
CHARITY,

ooundless theme-ls made the sweeter-bv
the wav, talking OF sweets, II you want to bear
something sweet, just call and try one Of thosa
fine SS
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& Hamlin
and Sterling Organs

1t viii cause you to 'love your neighbor a,
yourself" keep in view the 'saccharine futn.
rity," and TO decide that marriage is not
failure" Invest in one of these home-brig
eners, proving wise investment and PAWN
big dividends Of pleasure to you and your
family.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23

IDENTIFY stranger, came in In some
what of hurry and asked, excuse
me, are you the broker?" mo" re-
piled Seabrooke doggedly, "but I'm
the fellow that IS brOkew
When Henry E. DiXey was playing
at the Gaiety Theatre in London he
gave very successful and artistic in
depreciation of Henry Irving, the pop
ular English tragedian. A certain
section of the Cockney play-goers re-
sented DiXey's burlesque, clever as it
was. To make fun of Henry Irving
seemed almost sacrilegious. Said one
bitter critic to DiXey, sarcastically,
"But of course you are bound to intro
duce that part, as your caricature of
Irving is the only meat you have
in the play" eyes, that's so, " replied
AdOnis sadly, "and I'm bound to make
game of him, you see!"
De Wolf Hopper, of "Wang" and
"Panjandum" fame, as those who
have seen him will remember, pos
sesses a pair of wonderfully long legs,
which he uses to good purpose in his
grotesque and amusing dances. On
one occasion the comedian had to
travel from the depot to his hotel in
the regular stage, which was nearly
crowded. The man nnnnSita to Hon
per complained loudly aagGy.G =, u
ter's knees and ratheg rg0atg e
claimed, "Your aarneG F'r" IN re
whole car" "That's nothing" re-
piled Hopper cheerfully "they fire.
quently fill the whole house,"
JOHN KINGSTON.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23

tion it will be seen that this impOr-
tant organ is quite complicated MAJ
chine, and like all other complicated
apparatus may readily get out of or
der, which, experience shows, 1t often
does. Yes, great deal oftener than
people usually imagine A little in
vestigation will convince any one that
there is ample reason why it should.
when 1t is remembered that the heart
is but hollow muscle, and by far the
most wonderful and important in the
body, and that it works necessarily
from the beginning to the end Of life.
Day and night it labors without rest,
performing such an enormous amount of
cork as to be almost beyond belief.
Psychologists inform us that with each
pulsatiOn, or contraction, of the heart,
it eXerts so pounds of force, which
amounts to $500 minute, 2l6,000 an
hour, and the inConceivable number
of 5, $4,000 in single day. Now, it
is necessary that all this vast amount
of labor should be done, and well done,
every day. If not, the health will
surely suffer in consequence of the
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to perform its duties.
When it is remembered that the
lungs are often weak, as are the eyes,
stomach, liver, kidneys, and in fact
every organ, is it at all surprising that
such hard worked organ as this one
should also become weak or diseased?
Again, is it astonishing that when in
jured by overwork, when exhausted by
the use of coffee, tobacco and other
heart stimulants, or by tight clothing,
which interferes with its expansion,
rendering its labors more diffilult, or
by many other causes that might be
given, would space permit, that the
heart becomes weak or diseased? Nor
is it strange that, when thus weakened
and exhausted it should suddenly give
out in consequence of any undue men,
tai or physical strain, and the posses
sor drop dead. This can perhaps be
intelligently explained by comparing
it with the eye.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
Facts About the Heart

Surprising as it may seem, diseases
OF two of the most vital portions of
the human body have received but
little attention from medical writer's
and Investigators. They are those of
the heart and nervous system. The
former is the hardest worked organ Of
the body; whose duty it is to keep
every part of the human frame con
stantly supplied with the vital fluid
called the blood, and the moment this
important organ ceases to beat death
ensues, while in the nervous system
reside not only the mind but the seat
of life, and upon its condition depend
the health and activity Of the whole
or a part eff the body. So delicate is
the nervous system and so intimately
is it connected with the heart, that
the prick of a needle, in the upper
portion of the spinal cord, where the
roots of the nerve which controls the
action Of the heart are located will
cause instant death.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
Some Notes on Etiquette

Don't walk in STOPPING posture in
public places. 1t shows bad form.
Never pass bad money in street
car. 1t is not fare to the conductor.
Don't pick your teeth before COM
pany. Go pick them by yourself and
pick the best you can get for the
money.
1t is bad taste to eat peas with a
knife, but the peas will taste just as
good.
Do not try to kiss strange ladies on
the street or you might get return
smack.
Don't write letters to any girl but
your own. Counting is all right, but
not breach-of-promise counting.
Do not speak insolently to bigger
man than yourself or the result may
be striking.
Never eat or drink more than you
can carry. You are liable to give
yourself a-weigh.
Do not sit opposite lady in pub
lie conveyance. She Is A44&5.y W -oJlZ
cross at you.
1t is not correct TO sNpaar 'DcNG"'"' -
dies. If they wanU 10 swear nrsU, lei
them do it.
Don't try to have the last word, es-
pecialiy with your wife. That is her
prerogative.
Never strike man when he is down
When he gets up again he might
knock the stuffing out of you.
Don't say No, thank YOU" when
fellow offers you 25-cent cigar. 1t is
rude, besides being untruthful. G. S
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23

but natural that Its V0tarieS should
excel in the production of entertaining
stories and anecdotes. Many volumes
have been published which were de-
voted to the bright sayings and witty
repartee of famous actors, but few
hitherto unpublished anecdotes of
living Thespians may prove both new
and interesting.
In Nat GOodwin's early days in the
profession he had the misfortune to
work under a manager who was much
addicted to drink, and who, in such
cases, became very irritable and quar-
relsome. When laboring under the
influence, it was not unusual for him
to discharge the whole staff, from star
down to property man, but of course
the company took little notice of
these spasmodic ebullitiOns of temper,
as they were pretty well used to him.
One night this manager, while mo-
rosely nursing one of his periodical
'jags" came across Goodwin in the
green room.
"See here, Goodwin" said he, try
ing to steady himself, and closing one
eye so as to get the right focus on the
comedian. ave ID good notion
to discharge you on the spOtn'
mo doubt" replied Nat calmly,
"and perhaps you would if you were
sober enough to f1ud the spot"
Roland Read boasts of nasal organ
which is certainly not obscure. He
has been frequently twitted about his
prominent feature, but never more
rudely than one winters day when an
acquaintance accosted him on Broad.
way with, "Hallo, Reed, met your
nose on the other block and it looked
awfully cold"
Cant help it, my boy" replied
the comedian without stopping, 81
scratched it as far as l could reachr
Walter @. SeabroOke was formerly q
bank clerk in Mt. Vernon, n. Y. The
first position he secured on the stage
was at very lenient salary and he
sometimes found it difficult to make
ends meet. A Wall Street broker
owed him little money, and one day
!; Seabrooke went to see him with the
intention of collecting. While pa
/ tiently waiting in an ante-room for ar
interview, another gentleman, evi
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
What She Says When Kissed.

Boston girl-Mr. Bunkerhill, your
conduct shocks me beyond utterance.
New York girl-Thanks awfully,
don't you know.
Providence girl-Oh, mammal
Philadelphia girl-Are you sure no
body saw us?
Baltimore girl-Dear George!
Washington Girl-Well, | suppose
I'll have to pardon you,
Pittsburg girl-Oh Harry!
Cincinnati girl-What bad forml
Indianapolis girl-Ah, there!
Chicago girl-More! More!
Detroit girl-Well, l declare!
Louisville girl-Yum, yum!
ST. Louis girl--lulIo" 'h""','""'
Nashville girl-Oo! U0G
Atlanta girl-GOlly!
New Orleans girl-Om, 49,
Kan. City girl-Breakaway, therel
Denver girl-Gosh!
San Francisco girl-Rats!
Texas girl-Whoop lal
Every girl-Oh, don'tl
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
A Mutual Accident.

A girl and her lover once rode on a train
In the beautiful, bright frosty weather.
One car held alone the young miss and her
swain
And they sat very closely together
So closely, in fact, that their lips often met
In long, sweet and imprisoned kisses,
Their solitude neither one seemed to regret
No vulgar eyes witnessed their blissesi
The course of true love never runs smooth
we know,
And here was example specific
The train on a sudden began to run slow,
Then stopped with jerk most terrific!
The couple, quite scared, jumped distance
apart
With faces that looked very frightened,
A trainman came in and commenced to i'm.
part
A story which should have enlightened.
IT'S an accident slight" reassuring he said
And his words were in pleasant tone spoken
1.-THE engine has parted and run on ahead
For the tender attachment is broken"
The young lady blushed quite as red rs a rose
As she whispered aside to her lover,
why he wasn't looking, yet somehow h,
knows
Our secret how did he discover"
Tow CpAro
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23

Weaknesses and diseases of this or
gan are therefore exceedingly impor-
tant, as we'll as common. High au-
thorities state that one person in four
has defective heart, while those of a
whole family are often imperfect, and
what is more surprising is that two
thirds of the persons thus affected are
not aware of the fact, but in their ig-
norance, attribute the symptoms of a
diseased heart, such as shortness of
breath, palpitation, pain in the chest,
etc, to other causes. And what is
more strange still, physicians COM
monty make the same mistake. In
the first stages of heart disease they
almost universally fall into this fatal
error, because too little is taught con-
corning this all important organ in
our medical colleges. The symptoms
OF heart disease are given below, and
should be carefully read by everyone.
Scarcely a daily paper can be found
that does not contain a notice of the
sudden death, from heart disease, of
some prominent person who was
stricken down without warning while
apparently in the best of health and
bodily vigOr. But this condition was
only apparent; premonitory symptoms
had long existed but were not recOg-
nized, or were attributed to some
other affection, as were those of Gen
eral Sheridan in his first attack, when
physicians treated him for derange-
ment of the stomach, but which sub
Sequently proved to be organic disease
OF the heart. Few physicians are
aware of the fact that heart disease is
a frequent cause of functional and or
ganic disorders of the stomach, lungs
and kidneys. Few persons die of
chronic disease af the heart whose
stomachs, if examined, would not be
found to be affected. The frequent
and fatal error is in mistaking the eff
feet for the cause.
The heart is hollow muscle stu
ated between the lungs, a little to the
left of the centre Of the chest. In the
adult it is about five inches long, three
and half wide and two and a half
thick. The average weight in man is
three-fourthS of pound, while in wo-
man it is two-thirds. 1t is divided in
to halves, the right and the left.
Each side is sub-divided into two cav.
tiles, as shown in the illustration
The right side of the heart receives
the dark blood from the veins of the
body, and forces it into the lungs tC
become purified by coming in contact
with the air. While in the lungs the
blood throws off carbonic acid gas anC
absorbs oxygen. This process changes
the dark red blood to a bright red. Il
then returns to the heart, entering tn,
left side; from thence it is forced
through the arteries to all parts of tn,
body. The heart contains four sets o
valves. Two of these separate the up
per and lower cavities of each side
These, like the valve, or sucker in
pump, perform an important duty.
From this necessarily brief deScrir
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23

Contrary to the general supposition,
heart disease is as readily benefited by
judiciouS treatment as disease of any
other organ. When people learn to rec
Ognize the symptoms of this dread de-
stroyer, they will then readily discover
that there are as many defective
hearts as there are eyes, lungs, stom-
achS, kidneys and wombs. 1t there
fore behooves everybody to carefully
investigate this interesting and i'm
portant subject.
There are two classes of heart dis
ease: First, the nervous or functional.
Second, the organic, those in which
the form or substance of the heart is
changed. These two classes are not,
as the majority of physicians suppose,
distinctly separated from each other.
The nervous class is, according to DR..
Miles extensive experience in treating
heart disease, often only the first stage
of the organic class Or, at least, ner-
vous heart troubles, are so frequently
followed, in the course of time, by the
worst and most fatal forms of disease
as to show that nervous affections
strongly predispose to form the first
stage of the disease. Dr. Miles has
kept for years careful record of the
cases treated by him, 1t includes in
herited tendencies and the very first
symptoms Of weakness of the heart
observed by the patients. OF thous-
ands of cases thus recorded by the
Doctor, most of the worst ones began
with the nervous symptoms, which
physicians decided were merely due
to the stomach or liver.
All who experience any of the fol-
lowing symptoms should promptly Sc
cure relief.
Shortness of Breath, Fluttering or
PalpitatiOn, Pains in Left Breast,
Side, Shoulder or Arm, Neuralgia or
Intermittent Pains, Oppressed Feel
ing in Chest, Choking Sensation in
Throat, Weak or Hungry Spells,
Dreaming or Nightmare, Smothering
Spells, Difficult or Asthmatic Breath
ing, Swelling of the Feet or Ankles,
etc, etc.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23

WlSuOIn.
For instance, the saying runs "a
barking dog seldom bites" but it
wouldn't do to risk taking this as a
guide or it might mean frayed pants
and afraid man as well.
Then again we have, ga soft answer
turneth away wrath" Not always.
Just try to whisper quietly that sit is
all right" to your landlady when she
braces you for the two months board
you owe her, and, however softly you
may speak, please take notice if it
turns away her wrath much.
Then they say that "a friend in
need is friend indeed" Can't see
the force of this. | have several
friends who are continually in need
and ALWAYS come to me in that condi-
u.vLH. Without detriment to my hap
DineSS or p0cketbook l could dispense
WitIA tsEeiF friendship.
Two heads are better than one" is
a very popular saying. After a night
with the boys one is generally found to
be considerably too many.
BETTER late than never" does not
apply to going to Jail, getting black
w Vi IhS q
"Never put off till tomorrow what
you can do to-day''-unless it be the
lending of money, and "sassing" a big
ger man than yourself.
"Money makes the mare to go" is
just simply an outrageous libel Near
ly every mare | have backed on the
strength of this statement either
came in last or was left at the post.
"Every dog has his day." That's
all right, but l know few that also
claim large portion of the night to
do their bowling in.
A very pretty and sentimental pro-
verb reads, "Abscnce makes the heart
grow fonder." OF whom? The adage
is not explicit on this point. Does it
allude to the girl | left behind me"
or to some other girl whom | may
meet?
"No news is good news" Just try
to believe this when you are waiting
day by day for remittance and have
reached your bottom dollar!
"Where there's a will there's a
wayS This is about the falsest asser-
tion in the whole of the proverbs and
| don't care what it alludes to. |
know many deserving fellows who
have the will to own a competency
and have struggled for it, but no prac-
tical way has suggested itself ina life
time.
This proverb making is a wonderful
business, but l don't take much stock
in it. JOHN T. dunno.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
Health MaXims.

Don't sleep in draught.
Don't go to bed with cold feet.
Don't stand over hot-air registers.
Don't try to cool too quickly after
exercising.
Don't eat merely 60 SGy2 sd I'd
get your moneys WORTH.
Don't sleep in c &C.. :, pa ,,>.
ventilation.
Don't stuff cold lest you be obliged
to starve fever.
Don't neglect constipated bowels.
Don't use your voice much when
very hoarse.
Don't try to get along without fan
mel underclothing in winter.
Don't sleep in the same undergaT-
mentS you wear during the day.
BANKER-I understand you have
discovered a mine of wealth.
BROKER-Yes, but it isn't wealth
of mine-it's another fellows.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
Not Good Enough,

Keep your own COUNSEL" the words are a
warning
To all who are apt to be free with the
tongue,
Do not such wise admonition be scorning-
Ponder it deeply, life's duties among.
Keep your own COUNSEL" the motto is
chiefly
Meant for the people who chatter too loud,
A bit of advice that is given quite briefly
To speak not too much of yourself in n
crowd.
keep your own COUNSEL" tits wiser and
better
Not to talk much of your private affairs,
Gossip is certain to be the begetter
OF doubts and misgivings of troubles and
cares.
keep your own counsel;"-that is, if you're
able,
Mine charges very extravagant fees,
And doubt IL he'd satisfied feel at my table
Or whether my handbook his wants could
appeaSe.
JOHN H. TRUE.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
Reciprocity.

We were friends of long years standing,
Jimmy Jones and |, perforce,
With friendship still expanding
By continued intercourse.
Till we met lovely creature
Like an angel from above,
Beautiful in every feature
With her we both fell in love.
Jimmy won her-won her fairly,
Though / strove to gain her hand
With such loving words as rarely
| was able to command.
Jimmy married her, and placed her
In mansion neat and trim,
When her bridal costume graced her
Heavens, how l envied Jim!
Years have passed, and I'm still SINGLE
Fancy free, enjoying life,
With my friends | daily mingle
All unmoved by worldly strife.
Jimmy's grown quite thin and weary,
Quite saddened man to see
Married life to him is dreary-
Mercy, how he envies mel
FRANK PFRRETT
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-03-23
Ills Given Him,

The judge may be in greatest haste,
The jury be quite hurried,
The counsel have no time to waste
And the witnesses be flurried,
The ushers and spectators, too,
May think delay crime,
But the convict one thing has to do
And that is, take his time"