The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-12-23
SPEAKING OF WICHITA.

Guthrie Leader: Chief Gall is dead. He
used to live in Wichita.
Peabody Graphic: That story about the
| Wichita cattle kings rich offer may be
proof Of the tomfoolery ideas of Wichita
girls.
E,mporia Gazette: The metropolitan
! police law is a burning issue at Kansas
City, Kan, and Wichita, where man
! thinks more of what he drinks than he
does of his family.
| Winfield Tribune: The editor of the
Wichita Eagle had the pleasure of drop
ping tear on the remains of the last
buffalo, which gracefully reclined on a
butchers block in that city.
Abilene Reflector: We hope the Wich-
tia Eagle editor will never meet the lit
erary editor of the Abilene News who is
the mysteriously appointed personal rep
resentative and defender of Trilby' and
its author.
things about this Armenian business;
ether the Turks are the most inhuman
monsters that inhabit this globe or the
accomplished liar from Wichita has gone
over to Armenia.
Kansas City Star: It is said that Colo
mel 'Jeoms' Hallowell is getting things
corralled at his new home in Yellville,
Ark. Colonel Jeems nay show up at
Washington from Yellville, if he can't
make it from Wichita.
Lawrence Journal: The authorities of
Wichita are at ii again. By reading the
dispatches from that town a stranger
would inevitably arrive at the conclusion
that the inhabitants did nothing but drink
whisky, vote bonds and scrap.
Kansas City Champion: At last a Kan
sas Republican-a real live man has been
found who is not a cndidate for the
United States senate. 1t is Marsh Muir
dock of the Wichita Eagle. Men and
brethren what are we coming to.
Ashland Journal: The Wichita Eagle
now prides itself on the acquisition of the
most complete newspaper outfit in the
great southwest, including the new type
setting machines. The Eagle keeps well
up toward the head of the procession.
Kiowa Review: The Wichia Eagle ex-
ultingly eXclaims that new concerns are
coming TO that town every day." The
latest new thing we have heard of in
Wichita was an Uncle Toms Cabin"
which got stranded up here at Kiowa.
Kingman Courier: Vic Murdoch, who
mighty near knows everything, is au
hoTity for the statement that there will
be an increase in the Cleveland family
some time next March. AS none of them
are voters we don't know that we care.
Newton Kansan: Marsh Murdoch kicks
against the effort that is being made to
do away with kissing. The shape of his
mouth and the color of his hair plainly in
dictate that he thinks one of the greatest
pleasures in life is TO kiss a handsome
woman.
Ashland Journal: The Wichita Eagle
has roasted the Detroit anti-kissing So
cety to a beautiful brown, and declares
the kiss to be the currency of the heart
the coin OF the realm of emotion that is
not measured by the gold standard"
Evidently Marsh Murdoch hasn't forgot
ten mis- younger days.
Kiowa Review: A young lady of Wich-
ita, - years old. refused TO marry a man
worth quarter of a million dollars, and
who offered her $4,000 cash down to sac
rifice herself. II that gent means business
hiowa he can cabbage one OF our sweet
Is girls for half what he bid for the Peer
less lady.
Winfield Tribune: The Wichita Eagle
says, in speaking OF woman suffragists
If il wasn't for their disposition TO quar-
rel more of them could get husbands"
The Eagle is not in the front. At the
husband here and Mrs. Striker very prop
erly left hers at home 10 attend to do
nestle affairs.
ut. Hope Mentor: The Wichita Eagle
comes out now with a brand new dress
on every morning, and is as fresh as a
daisy. More typographical errors occur
now than in the days of yore. out that does
not detract from the crispness OF its edi-
tor!als or The amount OF its news. Truly
mans brains knocketh out his hands, and
incidentally his stomach suffers
Guthrie Capital: The Kansas City
Journal defends the Missouri river water
against the attacks OF the Wichita Eacle
Wichita should not be jealous: the ONLY
difference between the greatness, pluck
and energy OF her citizens and those OF
the "Sai Hills" Is the difference in the
amount OF sand" the MUDDY Marco
and the Nile OF America" deposit in their
''cTaws."