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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
LEGAL NOTICES.

GEORGIA, CHATHAM CoUNTY-Whereas
" Charles P. Rossignol has applied to
Court of Ordinary for letters OF administration
de bonis non on the estate of JOSEPH NJ.
BARRON, deceased.
These are, therefore, to cite and admonish
all whom IL may concern TO be and appear be-
fore said court to make objection III any they
have) on or before the first Monday in Feb
ruary next, otherwise said letters will be
granted.
Witness the Hon. Hampton L. Ferrill
Ordinary for Chatham county, this the 30th
day of December, 1893.
FRANK f. KEILBACH,
Clerlr q q q n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

GEORGIA, CHATHAM CoUNTY-Notice is
VI hereby given that have made applica-
ton to the Court of Ordinary for Chatham
county. for leave to sell all of the real estate
belonging to estate OF MARY L. BURKE, de-
ceased, for the payment of debts and distri-
button, and that said order win be granted at
iectionS are filed thereto.
ANDREW M. MONROE,
Administrator Estate OF Mary L. Burke, de-
ceased.
December 80, 1893.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
LEGAL SALES

SHERIFF'S SALE.
WILL BE SOLD before the court house
w door Of Chatham County, Georgia. dur.
ing the usual hours for sherin's sale, on
TUESDAY, JANUARY End, 1894, three 80
carloads OF lumber, now in the yard of th
Central Railroad g. Banking Co. at Savannah.
Said lumber being loaded on the following
cars:
c. r.. r. No. 2587.
G. r. II. No. 2slo.
st. L. l. M. & ID. No. 1889
Levied upon by attachment at the suit Of
Council Grady VS.. Wylie, Harker & Co., and
levied upon and sold as the property Of said
Wylfe, Harker & Co. Said attachment is re-
turnable 70 The City Court Of Savannah.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
Z. II. On III,
Observer Weather Bureau.
Life is Misery

To many people who have the talnt OF
scrofula In their blood. The agonies caused
nv the dreadful running sores and other
manifestations of this disease are beyond
description. There is no other remedy
equal to Hoods Sarsaparilla for scrotuia,
salt rheum and every form OF blood
disease 1t is reasonably sure 70 beneht
all who give it a fair trial.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
official Record for the Morning News.

Local forecast for Savannah and vicinity
till midnight, Jan. 2, 1894: Continued cold
Tuesday morning; followed by slowly rising
temperature; generally fair; northeast winds
becoming east to southeast
Forecast for Georgia: Fair and warmer;
north winds on the coast winds shifting to
south in the interior.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
CHEAP ADVERTISING.
ONE CENT A WORD.

ADVERTISEMENTS, Is words or more,
in this column inserted for ONE CENT A
WORD, Cash In Advance, each insertion.
Anybody who has any want to supply. any
thing to buy or sell, any business or accom-
modations TO secure; indeed. any wish 10
crafty, should advertise in this column.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

Maximum temperature So; minimum tenn
perature, 44o.
The hight of the Savannah river at Augusta
at a. m Goth Meridian time) yesterday was
Q feet, a rise OF O.6 feet during the preceding
twenty four hours.
OBSERVATIONS taken at the same moment OF
time at all stations for the MORNING NEWS
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
EALF~ CLOTHING GO.
THE WINNERS

In the coupon contest are:
list. Mr.. c. B. Guyer who sent in cou-
pons amounting to Si57 %.
cd. Mr.. H. d. Twitty who sent in
coupons amounting to $50 %.
Sd. Mr.. j. H. Cavanaugh who sent in
coupons amounting to $50 80
Mr.. Guyer wins the prize OF SIS 90;
Mr.. Twitty the prize of SIS 90; Mr..
Cavanaugh the prize OF $40 90; which
amounts will re paid them, in cash,
upon calling at our store.
To the many others who entered the
competition without being successful,
we beg to express our regrets at the
disappointment they must evidently
feel, but we hope at some early dag to
start another contest in which we trust
they will be more fortunate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

Comparison of mean temperature at Savan-
nah, Ca, on Jan. /, 1894, with the normal for
the daV.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

Hood,g oils cure all Liver ills.--ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

UOU want stationery and blank books. We
Il have the facilities for supplying them.
Send your orders 10 Morning News Savan-
nah. Ca. Lithographers, book and job print
ers and blank book manufacturerB,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

PESIDENCE No. IS Perry street. now va
IL cant; tenants in possession notified. w.
j. Harty. No. 10 Hanersham street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

L1OR RENT, the premises, 16l Congress
~ street. now occupied BY Dryfus Rich;
possession Oct, 1. Apply to Geo. W Owens,
I24 Bryan street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
FINE FURNITURE,
CARPETS. STOVES. ETC., AT AUCTION.
C. H. DORSETT, AuctIuneer,

Congress, at II a. m,
A large lot of nice Furniture of all kinds,
Oak and Walnut, Carpets. Rugs. Crumb
Cloths, etc. See to-morrows advertisement.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

WIJUELLNWEUUo.
O-~-~~~~~~~~~-~~~O~O~-~O~
DOSES, La France, Marechal Mel, the
~ Bride, Papa 1eIontiers etc., violets, mar
ctssus, hyacnths, asparagus plunosus fern.
floral designs a speciality. Leave orders at
Strong's Pharmacy, 90 Bull street George
Wagner, Thunderbolt road. Telephone 498.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
HOUSES AND STORES FOR RENT.

LNOR RENT, that large, two-story store
IL southeast corner Broughton and West
Broad streets; at present occupied by d. A.
to r. G.. Feeley.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
FOB RENT-MlscELLANE


ENOR RENT, the bar. and billiard room at
A Marshall house. Apply at the hotel
ONCE
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

LNOR SALE cheap, one hand numbering
II machine; in good order and capable Of
doing good service; Just the thing for small
printing office. Apply business ONCE Morn
ing News. AE
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

T1LAT of three rooms with private family
IL references exchanged. 81 st. Julian
CT
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

E1OR RENT. a desirable store; suitable for
IL drug or grocery business. Apply A. p.
Solomon 1856 Bay street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
EDuCA1IONA
MISCELLANEOUS,

-~~~~N~@~-D~~~-~~>~~~~~-~
M ISIS RICHMOND has removed her schoo
W. to los South Broad street.
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~~~o~~~~~~~~-~-~-~N~~~-~
WANTED, q young man to board in pri
w vate family. First-class accommoda
tions. Address M H. j., care Morning
News.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

NICELY furnished room, with or without
~ board. Gentlemen only. Southwest
corner Gordon and Lincoln.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02
FOR SALE.

LNOR SALE. secondhand l4x2O engine.
IL Good order, cheap. also TO- 10 and is
horse power Lombard Iron Works, Augusta
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

ENOR RENT. seven room House on third
IL street between Bull and Drayton. For
particulars apply to Thomas Bowden, PA
Broughton street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

NEWLY furnished rooms, hot and cold
~ bath. 80 Habersham, corner South
Broad streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

ONE fat of two large rooms, with, water,
~ bath and piazza; all on same floor. APP
ply at 39% Jones street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-02

~~O~~~N~~~0~-~~~-~~~~~-~
OST, on Charlton, Bull. CASTOR, Whitaker
Ia BrOughton or Bay streets, Monday
afternoon, a lady's circular breast pin. gold
with rubies, diamond in the center; suitable
reward If returned to Lindsay & Morgan
Broughton and Barnard streets.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
Csc OH the Dollar.

deep canyon. At no place is the
road more than couple of feet
wider than a wagon, and the grade
is very heavy. Half way across
something started Old Sam and he
began to kick.
Tom whipped and swore, but Sam
only made his heels fly the faster,
and at last managed to get outside
the traces, and then, as if satisfied
with the fun he had had, the brute
lay down right in the middle of the
road and defed Toms every effort
to get him up.
A couple of Mexicans happened
along, and at Toms invitation they
took hand. One of them gathered
a lot of dry grass and piled it close
to the mules hindquarters and set
it on fire. 1t took Sam about two
seconds to change his position and
land his heels on Toms stomach
with force which sent him over
the edge of the road and down the
bank. He dropped twenty or thirty
feet down the side Of the mountain.
Where did he land?' Why, on
the ledge of the MONDAY, of course.
He had sense enough to keep his
discovery a secret, and wrote to his
brother in Denver to gather up all
the cash he could and get down to
New Mexico as soon as possible.
The first thing we knew in Lake
Valley a gang of men were at work
developing the mine. All the rock
taken out is sent to Cerillos to be
worked, and the deeper they go the
richer the ledge is.
1t paid handsom ely from the
start, and the boys are now getting
out about $4,000 month clear of
expenses. The first thing Tom did
was to purchase Old Sam, and the
mule is now living life Of ease,
with big pasture to Craze in and
good stable to sleep in at night.
San Francisco Chronicle.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
The Birth of The Typewriter.

AS young people are always curl
Gus to find out about the begin
ming of things, we reprint below,
from the Commercial Advertiser,
some facts concerning the origin
OF the typewriter:
There was an invention in De-
troit as far back as 1926. tlooked
like a primative device, but still
the idea was good. This the patent
Office apparently was not aware of,
for no mention was made of it.
In the English patent office about
the year 1910 is The record of an in
vention by a Scotchman named
Bayne, who first introduced the
system of swinging type bars strik-
ing at common point. He was
afterwa ard the inventor of the tele-
graphic printing machines, and, the
writer thinks, really deserves the
credit of being the father of the
practical invention.
His successor in America was DR..
Francis, Of Albany, who died in
Newport. He produced very per-
feet machine on the typewriter
plan, but it was nearly as large as
a cottage piano, and had straight
keyboard much the same. It was
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
Relapsing Into Savagery.

Accustomed to seeing dogs about
the house, romping with children,
sleeping in ladies' laps, and obedient
to every word and gesture of their
masters, it is but natural we should
lose sight of the fact that in their
original state they were as fierce
aud dangerous as wolves. When
allowed to run wild for genera
tion or two, those old instincts re-
assert themselves, and the dogs be-
come a menace to the neighbor-
hood.
Several years since, says the
Wind River Mountaineer, a male
Scotch staghound and a female
bulldog ran away in company from
Fort Washakie, made their home
in the mountains, and the wild dogs
of the Upper Wind River are their
savage offspring.
To the speed and endurance of
the Scotch staghound is mated the
ferocity and tenacity of the Eng
lish bulldog, and these wild dogs
are evidently worthy in every way
of their origin. The latest exploit
of these canine marauders of which
we have any account is the des-
truction of a small herd of bears.
1t appears that some two weeks
ago about a dozen bears of that
dreaded and large silver tip variety
came down from the surrounding
mountains to enjoy themselves on
the sunny slopes of the Warm
Spring basin. In the course of the
day those bears all got together
and while thus massed were attacked
by about one hundred Of the wild
dogs.
The conflict was terrible, and at
the end of half an hour every bear
had died where he was brought to
bay. The dogs suffered severely,
twenty-five of their number perish
ing in the fight.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
DRoBATE ORDER.
sold by j. T. Bostwick.

State Of Michigan, County of Alpena, IS.
At session Of the Probate Court for said coun-
ty, held at the Probate Office in the city of Alpena
on the 7th day Of March. in the year one thousand
eight hundred and ninety-four.
Present, Geo. M. Slusser, Judge OF Probats.
In the matter Of the estate Of Ole Otterson, de-
ceased.
On reading and fling the petition. duly verified,
Of Andrena Otterson, widow of said deceased.
Thereupon 1t is ordered, that Monday, the 9th
day Of April next, at ten o'clock In the forenoon
be assigned for the hearing OF said petition, and
that the heirs-ataw OF said deceased and all other
persons interested In said estate are required TO
appear at session OF said court then TO be holden
in the Probate Office in the city of Alpena, and
show cause, II any there be- why the prayer Of the
petitioner should not be granted.
tAnd it is further ordered, that said petitioner
give notice TO the persons Interested In said estate
OF the pendency OF said petition, and the hearing
thereof, by causing copy Of this order 10 be pub.
lished in the Alpena Argus, newspaper printed
and circulated In said county, three successive
weeks previous 10 said day Of hearing.
"a true copyJ GEO. NJ. sLUssER.
ii7swl Judge Of Probate
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
No Counterfeit Inidels.

"Did you ever see counterfeit
bank-note?"
"Yes."
"Why was it counterfeited
Because the genuine note was
worth counterfeiting."
"Did you ever see scrap of
brown paper counterfeited?"
"No."
"Why not?"
Because it was not worth coun-
terfeiting."
Did you ever see a counterfeit
Christian?"
"Yes.
"Why was he counterfeited?"
because he was worth counter
feiting."
"Was he to blame for the coun-
terfeit?"
"Of course not"
"Did you ever see a counterfeit
infdel?"
"Why, no."
"Why not?"
"Ahemr'
We pass the above catechism
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
An Unseen Enemy

Is to be dreaded than an open and visible one.
That subtle and lurking foe, which under the gen.
eric name Of malaria manifests itself, when it
clutches in its tenacious grasp, in the various
forms of chills and fever, bilious remittent, dumb
ague agus cake, can only be effectually guarded
against by fortifyns the system against it's insidi
Gus attacks with Hostetters Stomach Btters,
thorough antidote to the poison of miasm in the
system, and safeguard against IL thoroughly TO
be relied upon. In the event of malarious attack
avoid poisoning your system with quinine, and use
instead this wholesome remedy, unobjection able in
taste and far more efficacious than any drug. Use
the Btters for dyspepsia, bliousness constipation,
kidney complaints and rheumatism.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
Kicked Into a Fortune.

Any man without Tom Powers
luck would have been kicked into
kingdom come instead of the rich
est diggings in the territories. He
was freighting from Lake Valley
to the mining camp in the Black
Range, and was lucky if he could
keep at work. He was about as
clumsy as they make men, and
never made trip without being
kicked, bitten, or trodden on by his
team. One mule in the string, Old
Sam was regular devil; the brute
knew that Tom was afraid of him
and never missed a chance to bite
or kick at him. One day in the
latter part of September, 1887, Tom
started from Lake Valley with a
heavy load, bound to John Burke's
camp. The distance was eighty
miles, and part of the way the road
was hardly more than a trail along
the side of the mountains. Half a
dozen good teamsters had refused
the contract, but Tom took it be-
cause the price offered was more
than double what he could obtain
on any other route. Bets were
freely made that the outfit would
90 over the grade, but Tom succeed
ed in getting over sixty miles Of
the road without single hitch.
Then he was at the Hogback,
narrow bridge along which the
road ran, and on each side was a
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Bilkins-"You look unhappy"
Wilkins-"Y-e-s; married
a shop-girl, you know" "A charm
ing little woman she is too" "Yes,
I know; bless her! But every time
she sees me she yells 'Cashr v
Puck.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Doctor-"Has your daughter
been delicate always?" Mother
-"Oh, yes; if she does anything
about the house it exhausts her SO
that she is not able to dance longer
than midnight some times. Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
He Turned. The Tables.

He was a mild young fellow, and,
as his sweetheart imagined, without
much force of character, as he kept
putting off the task papa" day in
definately. So the young woman
prompted him to be sure he was
right and go ahead.
"You see papa has a great deal of
bluff and buster, but when you
come right down to it he is perfect
ly safe. Only you must show him
that you have lots of pluck-real
grit, that's what he likes"
"All right; suppose you ask him
to step in now, | may as well get
my hand in, if that is the way it
works"
"But, dearest, he is awful big and
strong, you know"
"Oh, if it comes to personal vio-
lence, | will defend myself with
the furniture. Trot him in."
"And you won't let him bluff
you?"
"Not a bluffw
"Then I'll tell HIM you want to
see him."
There were two chances of escape
for the young man, one by way of
the door, the other by the window,
but he did not avail himself of
either. When the father strobe in
to the room with his best knock
acknowledgment air, the youth
rose indifferently to meet him.
swell, well, what's all this about?
| understand you want to see me.
Well, look at me now, and be
quick about it," growled the pater.
Him. Can't say as you're much
to look at, Mr.. -. merely wish
ed to mention to you that Miss
Clara has engaged herself to me
with my consent, and | propose to
fill my part of the contract to the
letter."
''Idiot! Idiot! My daughter
-
Take care, old man. Call me as
many names as you please, but re-
fer to my future wife with proper
respect"
"Get out of this house, you--"
Certainly. As soon as my wife
that is to be-can conveniently |
pack up her belongings, we will
CO."
"Why, you impudent--"
"Oh, keep cool, keep cool! |
could hold you out of the window
with one hand and call for the police
with the other. Twas champion hit
ter and slugger at college. Look at
that muscle" and he clenched a
No. J hand into really formidable
fist.
81 never was So"
"Nor I. Call it quits. | want
your daughter, and | don't care a
continental for your money or your
blessing. We can begin the world
without either, just as other young
fools have done. This is business,
sir, business"
The father felt of his own head
to sec if he was going to have an
fit, then answered grimly:
"All right; Hike your style. |
should have said yes, anyway, if
you had given me time, but you
took me by surprise. | may say
was never so surprised in my life"
"Nor l." asserted the lover, as he
sunk almost fainting into a chair,
''but I'm hustler, and don't you
forget it. | don't stand any fool
ishness, either in love or war;" and
he wiped the cold perspiration off
his forehead with nervy hand.
He won the day and the girl, too.
Free Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
For Over Fiftv Years

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor little
sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
in every part Of the world. Twenty-fv
cents bottle. Be sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no
other kind. 1138y1
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

very ingenious machine and was
invented about 1850. Then vari-
Gus improvements were made from
time to time until the serviceable
and valuable typewriter of to-day
was evolved.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

"In the matter of family" sighed
the poor man who had married a
widow with nine children, II seem
to have bitten off more than am
able to shoe" Chicago Tribune.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

IF, as the Bible says, all flesh is
grass, >" said the star boarder at the
breakfast table yesterday, "this
steak must be the kind of stuff those
tough Mexican hammocks are made
of.-Philadelphia Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Husband: You should get over
that habit of talking to yourself
when you are going about the house.
Wife: l like to talk to somebody
with sense.-New York Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Cholly Sappy-''I think there's
something wrong with my bwain,
Miss Kostick; who would you see
about it?" Miss Kostick-"I would
suggest microscopist. ."-Philadel-
phia Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

"That's right, my little man ! I
knew those pills of mine would pull
you round. What did you put 'em
in-water, or raspberry jam, eh z"
"Put 'em in my pea shooter!"---
Judy.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

''The doctor says I need change"
"Dr. Bigphee, | suppose. Well,
you'll need more before he gets
through with you Boston Tran.
script.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14
"Dear mer' cried the nurse.

"Dear me" cried the nurse. 1.-THE
baby has swallowed my railway
ticket. What shall ! dof" "Go
and buy another right away" re-
turned the mother. I'm not going
to have the baby punched. ."-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Jillson says the appearance of the
average printing-office towel would
indicate that it had been used to
wipe the face of the earth.- Buffalo
Courier.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

He (sentimentally): Money
isn't everything. She practically:
No, but it gets everything.-New
York Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

"How many foreign languages
can your wife speak?" "Three-
French, German and the one she
talks to the baby."-Tid-Bits.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Christie: That Mr.. Sapp talks
just like book, dosen't he? Kath-
ryn: Yes, a blank book.-Free
Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Johnny, add seven apples to two
apples, and what will you haveP"
"Colic, sir."-Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Judge-"Why did you commit a
second theft after you had just been
acquitted of a first chargep" Pris-
oner-"So that l could pay my
lawyer. r."-Hallo.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

"Your son takes a great interest
in your business, dosen't he?" said
the friend. mo; only 6 per cent;
the same as | do. ashington
Star.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

"This rich relative of yours, is he
distant relative?" "Yes, extreme
ly distant since he became rich. y
New York Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

Tommy with pride): My pas
banker. Willie: An my pas
receiver for his bank.-Chicago Re-
cord.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

1t is a mistake to suppose that
women ever marry for money;
sometimes, however, they marry for
the want of it.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

He (audaciously)-"Suppose l
were to kiss you unaware?" She
(coyly)-"I don't believe you
could. Browning & Kings Month
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-14

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