The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-03-21
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

Many man who is good shot
in this world hopes to miss fire in the
next.
A man never knows that wo-I
man has any old clothes until he has
married her.
= Agnes-"I want husband who
is easily pleased" Maud-''Don't4
worry, dear; that is the kind you'll
get"
An Ohio girl eloped with loco-S
motive last week. It was not strictly
love match, but there was a tender
attachment.
Two hundred and tifty,nine years
ago, in February, 1886, John Black
stone sold the site of the city Of Bos.@
ton for $3.50.
Statisticians estimate that there
are not less than so, 900 barrels Of coal
oil used every day for illumination,
fuel, etc.
We are not surprised that people
will not take new cough remedy,
when they know the value Of Dr.!
Bulls Cough Syrup.
= Rimple-"Does your wife obey
you, as she promised to do at the
altar ?" Simple-"Wcll, the fact is !,
I've never dared to test her."
One 2O0-acre peach orchard in
Georgia has returned the owner a 3
profit Of s125,e00 in five years, ana !,
one season the crop was o failure.
Twenty millions Of articles Of
mail matter pass through United
States post Offices each day, and SOC, ~
900 letters are received annually at Z
the dead letter Office.
'Hicks and Mabel went skating
last week, and had terrible fall over
an embankment." ''Dear me Any
thing broken ?" eyes, their engage
ment."
- "Do you believe that thing about 8
casting your bread upon the waters I
and having It return p "Well, it
wouldn't work with my wife's bread.
That would sink" e
= Observations recently madesunder
the auspices Of the Austrian govern
ment, prove that there are places in
the Mediterranean sea that arr over
three miles deep.
At depth Of 3,oooifeet in she
famous Comstock mine at Virginia
City, New, the waters that trickle
from sides, roof and bottom have q
uniform temperature Of 170 degrees
Fahrenheit.
- The cave animals of North
America, according to Prof. A. s. s
Packard Of Brown University, COM
prise 172 species Of blind creatures,-
nearly all of which are mostly white
in color.
= Cleverton Miss Twilling reject
ed me the other night, but she let me
kiss her before We parted. Dashaway
(redecting): I guess I'll go around to-
night and propose myself.
Ambitious young person-'Whas,
do you think, is the first step that one
should take in order to become
poet p Experienced editor (thought-
fully)-"Well, I should say, take out
life insurance policy"
"Don't you think it proper that
young girls should learn to play the
piano before they are married p ssIn-
deed do, for then they can prove the
sincerity Of their love for their hus-
bands by giving it up after marriage.
The coolest winter on record was
that Of 1890, in which rivers and lakes
were frozen, and even the ocean sew
eral miles from shore. In Europe
frost penetrated three yards into the
ground, and people perished by the
hundred in their homes.
''They say that matrimony is a
lottery" remarked simpkins, "and I
am firmly convinced that it's an in
vestment that never pays any divi-
dends. ''Mine did," responded Sniff
fker. 'In what way p ''Triplets,
answered Snifikcr, in hollow whis-
per.
The White Star Line freighter
Covic, which sailed from New York
for Liverpool recently, carried the
largest cargo ever shipped from that
port. Besides $4,000 bushels Of
grain, the cargo contained 1876 head of
cattle, 5000 bales Of cotton, 1900
barrels Of oil, 1000 bundles Of hides
and other articles in large quantities.
"Who's the Co. in your firm 2''
asked Smasher Of his friend the gro
Ger. "My wife" /" "Ah, shc'sa silent
partner, is she p The grocer rubbed
his chin for moment. "Well," he
replied, in some doubt, "shc amt SO
alfred silent, when you come to
think of it.
= The little boy had come in with.
his clothes torn, is.hair full Of dust,
and his face bearing unmistable marks
Of severe conflict. ooh, Willie
Willie p exclaimed his mother;
"you have disobeyed me again. How
often have I told you not to play with
that wicked Stapleford boy p" "Man-
ma, said Willie, wiping the blood
from his nose, edo I look as if 1 had
been playing wirh anybody p