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Evening journal., 1894-12-31
II Is a Famous Relic.

The relic is portion Of bone said to
have been cut from the wrist Of St. Anne,
the mother Of the Virgin Mary. II is al
legged to have effected many miracu-
lous cures. Thousands Of people daily visit
the church in order to have the relic ap-
piled.
Tho blind the deaf, tic lame, rheumat-
les, neuralgia sufferers and oonsumptives
lin a word, victims Of almost every dis
ease-find one or moro representatives at
ST. Anne's shrine every dav nnd many Of
those who are said to have bccn ct. cI have
testified to the efficacy Of the relics pow
ers by making some donation 1t IS there
fore possible that the burglar who has
made such persistent attempts to secure
the relic imagnes that great ransom
viii be paid him for its return.
Father Tetreau declined to say any more
about the attempted burglaries than TO ad-
init that thoy had occurred He said thet t
he and his assistants had kept the matter
secret because they believed that they were
on the track Of the misoreant and were
afraid that publicity would drive him to
cover
Evening journal., 1894-12-31
NEW YoRK.
NAaAAssAGss

K1EhESYLVANIA RAIIaROAD-STAN
ARD Railway Of America - Protecfss
throughout, ~ tne Interloollng Switch Rnt
PHILADELPHIA. WILMINGTON and BAL
tiMORE RAILROAD, In effect Nov. 49, 1884,
n5slns Ssl viz leave Niln9ington u as folows
60s 80, 55, g42 10 o5, 10 Id, 10 4j III 25 Ii 81
I y 81 a. 5 ~ 80 is7, sos, 5Ol, 10. SD. ia,
Accommoda dation. 8 %. Z 90, s Os, ,lolsAu, ,lssa,
3 70, 3 40 10, 40. 10 f6 p IN.
Chester express, ] 8, 70, $50. 1n.75o.sw
"a y. 100 u y, y 81 . m. l 81, o.. b1, 707
Aecommcastion.s %. 7 CO 8 le, 10 4s, Ilsam.
u aS, %, 3 40, 3 10, 40, 10 So p 10.
New York, 81, e5b, 20, $50, 90. $50. Bb5
43, 10 C6, 10 l6, 10 45 II 81 m. Il2 81 81 49,
8 10. 5 4, 8 10, 5 SO. 7O7, O. 10. 1855 m.
Fo toeI9n, an SEitnout change 70 y M 80 n.
3 Al M. Siee ers to Augusta, st Augustine.
and Tampa; a m. slee9ers to Hot Springs,
Memphis and New Orleans.
West Chester, Via Lskmokln. 30 Me- 8 10
gswsrs Centre and intermediate stations.
10 l9. IL 90 N. IL Of, ls u, Il Is. 0s. 1 Il, sS
y ". Il. 58, y, 3 y M II 40 night.
I. 5aS1ldllaors ana intermediate stations. 81
-, 9 U ana II 81 p "A,
Leave Philadelphia, Broad street, for WIN
Il Is, u IS, m, f1S sb 30. o., 8Ao. ADi. AL,
y. y y, A es5 ts, ", 6B, 20, II 10. II 10.
N, lo niQHf-
Nccosnnoasrion. 20, 7sa. losS am.lse sc3
uR, VI, So. 30, 10 03. II IS m.
sqnrAy lretne--Leave Wilmington for.
= T. pahi.isasiRhta, express, g, 265, 40, 60,s5
-, ia u6s 10 As, II 5l m. 81, o. 604, &C. o.,
70. p6. "a. Accommodation, 90, 8 10 a m,
u y. l 30. 4 %. Is, 10 e5 p m.
y hf1ssF ss bos soSs e. 81 81 "a u S e. IooSnS. 10 os q.
d ltion. loo. elua n. u 10, .ttO, 81 o5, SIS 7at.
New York. lE. SIS. 40. TOO $40
lg gE 10 As i 81 N. y 10. 81. sos. l0E. Sc.
7 gI, Q u, lOs5 p N.
b. 30 ~ saa9s sisasut s1Hs change. q I'M.
tor the South-Southern Railway Express,
Il m ) eepeIs to Augusta, st. Augustine,
and Tampa; Il p 10, Sleepers to Hot Springs,
Memphis, ald New Orleans.
Wsas Chester. yia Lamokin. tb . m
BsSarsors and Washington. 4.ss. s.0l. 1918
r. u y, l2 zs, %. % O.. Al, 7il1. %, .. n.
g naIItirore and intermediate stations, soS
Leave ave Phiiaadelphia, BrOsd street. for wu.
nalnston,, sx25ess . o.. &, u lss u 38
q u, 4 q, e0as s. 40. s5t u 10, II l6
Aeccmnnedatior. 8 a6, 9 20. lOe5 9 M. II o..
%. 10, 8 S8, 10 03, II % m.
Trains Tor Delaware Division leave for
ssw Cagfle, ia u IS n. TO- 43o. 8 Is. o 50
5l n. u j night
lsaweg, - = N. 4 81 M
Axprees fo1 Dgger. Harrington and DelmA1,
81 i " : "a .. q a. Y p nght
A1pfess Tor Wyoming. 8 t3 n.
kxDresa for Cape Oharlee. Old Point Coms
Iost aao Eertols, 4 % q "a, Il O. zight.
Few Castle, u 06 hlVnt,
Gaas ghAri9ss O.d Point Comfort ana NoF
Miadissgwn, Clayton, Dover, wyoming
1aiton. Harrington. 1rtdgayille ssMford.
l4sarei and Dolraar, y Of night.
fDQlgreesional Limited express trains com.
posed entirely CT Pullman Vestibule PhricY
and Dining Cars. Nocxtrn fare.
ELdrnited Express Trains. coplpoear OF Isuu-
man Yestibule Psrlor Cas-, Vaetibuie PAss
seugSs Coaches and Dining Chr. No extya
taxe.
Fer further information, ps.ss,etsaers are re-
ferred % the ticket agent st the station.
8. ". PROVOST, D. II. WOOD,
HelerEl MANAGER. e7enarsl f,praangzr Afs
Evening journal., 1894-12-31


"CatRrrh caused hoarseness and difficulty In
speaking. I also 10 q great extent lost hear
ing BY the use Of Ely's Cream Balm drop
ping OF mueus has ceased, voice ard heariog
have greatly improved.-J. w Davidson At
tOrney-at-law Monmouth Ill.
! usfd Ely's Cream Balm for Catarrh and
have received crest benefit. l believe 1t a
safe and certain cure Very pleasant to
take William Frazer. Rochester, N Y.
Pric Of Cream Balm is fifty cents.
Visitor dn newspaper ofiicel-' Who IS the
little man at youder deskY' Attendant
" hat is the religious editor.n Does he do
nothing but write religious matter?v Oh,
yes be writes the tips for races every day.'
-rspare Moments.
Lime Of the best quality for sale by the Geo
II. Mccall 90. Eighth and Snipley streets.
Good &c econd hand pianos from S25 upwards.
8. d. BnyLard Fifth and Market streets
Mary Ellen Lease hopes that her tongue
", again strike its golden gait in California.
Now York World.
Before purchasing an organ or piano look at
>, II Baynard bargains, Fifth and Market
streets.
Evening journal., 1894-12-31

Wat ion-"What makes Bienks wear sucb q
big chrysanthemum in his button hole2"
wilson don't know. unless IT is TO hide his
shabby overcoat "-someryille Journal.
Evening journal., 1894-12-31
"rrust Those VINO Have TriedD

Mortar. tho best that Is made, ruschine
mixed. for sale By the Geo. II. Mccall Co.,
Eighth and Shipley.
Evening journal., 1894-12-31

egement The owner and editor of the
Every Evening cannot blame their
defeat and disgrace upon cash, unless 1t
was by their own cash.
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WNNT BOUND.

Baltimore and Washington, week dayR
IS, II, is4I, q m; tlz 10, s06. Q 0a, l1g7,
~ II + u: II he ID q g. q a. Il uRaG s Y is q g r. r.
o. m daily.
nj ii2 ia %, l4s7. d IS: fsls 50 6s i %
ps Snndsys "a IS, u, fs AZ am, fl7 ID, 3 o.
At7, s5, 1919, Ss 50. Il l0p m.
E1ttsburg, fs AZ N, "a 81 2 m. daily
.cinoinnAti and 81, Louis, SIS IS , a. and
New q 0rIssns, cans via Bristol and Chattanooga
IS ls p "a daily. Through sleeper to New Oil
singsziy accommodation. l7Am. sos. 7a
TaAndsnhers accommodation, week days,
II. s AZ a 10; IS and 50 m. Sundays. %
Traius leave Market street stasion,
Eor New York, week days, rs 80 am.
10 gSf ~ nj "a 81 az SEX ~ a'Es sanss9s ss9 "a
Z ~, 90 81. 2 As m,
Pittsbnsg and Chicago, week days. rs 30 IA.
.baaittnaore, week days, ", is59 N; 2 %,
Fer Iisndenberg and way st&tiOns, week
1s5e, % $50 4 n; a2l, 20 m. sundAyf.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA, TWENTY.
EgpEIH AND CHESTNUT STS., FOR
WWlIIiMsI " IN9T0N.week days, 80 81, el5, g, Is
sl5, El0O, tao, IS %. rs ii. $50 9 30, n ls
IS q, $50, 10 10 and u as pm.
u No. nooa % q q s g. 'Sis so 81 Is = OS s
3 @, 1913, Ss2a, 10 10 and il IS , 10.
llkAYk PHILADELPHIA. TWELFTH
AND MARKET SIS, Week days, 70 30, 81 b6s
~ %, a. n; "a 46, T27, p N. Sundays.
Ne 20, n g, iii fa a M 70 40. n 81, y M .
Telephone No 49, 4
Rates 20 Western pointa lower than via any
atheT line. q. o. SCULIs, GenI Paes. Agent-
~ ~ fAMPBELL. General Manager.
IkylllMINGToN AND NORTH ERN RAIIs-
w ROAD, Time table IN effect Oct. 23thu
1874
Trains leave Wilmington, French street
station, for B. a. o. Junction, MontchRnins
Winterthur, Guyencourt, GrArogue, Cossart,
Chadds' Ford junction, Pooopson, West
Chester, EmDreeville, M0rtonyiIle, Coates
vile and intermediate stations, daily, except
Sunday. At 55 n, 30, 40 and 40 p ms
Sunday only at "a a M I 3h IN m
For WaynesburB junction. Springfield ard
intermediate stations, daily, except Sunday
at 81 m, 2 90 and 40 D IN. Sundays only ID
o. N. o and 30 p m.
For Jcarna, Birdeboro, Reading and inter-
mediate stations, dsily. except Sunday, at
50 ~ snd 2 81 D NJ Sunday only at 8 04 q
N and 35 D m.
a. d. McCAUsLAND, Superintendent
H0WNESS BRI6GS. Gen. PASSENGER Agepb,
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AmusEMENTs
LEoENsE APPLICATIONS.

NOTICE., JOHN MCCARTHY, THE
4 tenant and occupant Of the house known as
the United Sta es Hotel, situated ct the south
west corner French and Front streets. in the
Second ward, 10 the city of Wilmington
county o. New Castle and State Of Delaware,
IN complain CO with the requirements Of the
acts OF the General Assembly in such case
made ana, provided, do hereby give notice
that shall apply in writing TO the Court Of
General Sessions of the Peace and Jail Deli =
cry, IN ~ for New Rstle County, on Nom
day, the 4th day OF February. A D.. 1895, being
tbe next term OF said court, for a license for
said house, as an inn or tavern. tor the sale
therein of Intoxicating liquors in less quauti-
tlea than one quart, To be drunk on the prem
ises, ana the following respectable citizens of
said ward. at least twelve OF whom are sub
Nafd aunlinqfinp fn wit.
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ITEMS OF: EREsT.

u will pay you to take uoods Sarsaparilla.
With pure blood you need not fear the grip.
pneumonia. diphtheria or fevers. Holds
earsaparilla VIII make you strong and healthy
HoQd's Pills are purely vegetable. carefully
prepared from the best ingredients. 25c.
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BALTIMORE a
0 OHIO RAIL-
ROAD. Schedule ip

BALTIMORE -
Al OHIO Rail-
ROAD. Schedule ip
effect Nov. Is, 1894.
Trains leave Della
ware Avenue Depot
Eaat Bound.
I or ] Express tYaina.
New York, week
days, % 90, I717,
- 81, nc 40Am; g1s 81
y Az. rs 80, ~ 3l,fl1 90
2. N. Sundays, % Ga,
" lI,n1 40 q M; 10 ~,
10 rs, q "a, III 90 D na.
PHILADELPHIA,
AND CHESTNUTS s
. %, ~ ~ IS, z 5s, Il
9 u; ilS 81, / Is, e AZ
s is, 10 90, III 90 D ~
sundays, 10 CO, 8 80,
q m / IS. "a 40, 81
S Is 10 %, III % D %.
PHILADELPHIA
KET STREETS. "
tl0 A., q N; " 49,lT T3
PHILADELPHIA.
q m; ~ 4Q, ~ 30, III q
Chester, week dayn
z 50, te AZ, 10 30, 10 40,
8 2S, 4 IS, l5 80, 5 so, 4
Chester, Sundays
I'll 40, ii 40 q m; / s6
n 81, 615, 10 90, III %
atlantic City. v
.lf "a, " 40 D m:
q ~ pn1a
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DANIEL QUILL.

NOTICE. -. THOMAS FARMAR. THE
~ owner and occupant Of the house situ-
etcd az the southwest corner Third and Mon
roe streets in the city If Wilmington. county
or New Castle and State of Delaware, Ia
comp lance with the requirements OF the acts
~ the 9 moral Assembly in such case made
snd provided, do hereby give notice that /
shall apply in writing to the Court Of General
Sessions OF the Peace aud Jail Delivery Of the
state OF Delaware. IN aud for New Castle
county, on Monday the 4th day Of February,
A. ID 1895, being the next term of said court,
Tor q license Tor said house, as an inn or tav-
ern,for the sale therein Of intoxicating liquors
inless quantities than one quart. to bs drunk
On the premises. and the following respecta-
nle tiuHens OF said war at least twelve OF
whom are substantial fraeholders OF said
ward, II commend the said application. viz.
tlpmaa n. laily J Harvey cpruauce
James Grant ~ NJ M0nsEhau
John spraeg Charles q Kelly
Y. t. Lsalg stephen Flynn
" j. Hamilton Thomas n pohertv
James T. y COurer John MURPHY
lawrence Burns Thomas A. Robiuson
llanleL W. Mullln Patrick org
John 7. prsgg John Hubbard
Patrick Murray ,Joseph Al Murray
Patrick Dillon Michael Newell
Thomas f. Ryan Philip j. O'Neil
THOMAS FARMaR.
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NOTICE., DANIEL QUILL, THE TEN
- ant and occupant OF the house situated
az NO. lt6 Market street, in the Second ward
IN the city OF Wilmington, county Of New
Castle aud tate of Delaware, in compliance
with the requirements Of the acts OF the GEN
eral Assemnls In such case made and pro-
vlded. do here by give noti @ that shall apply
N writing 70 the Court Of g neral Sessions az
the Peace and Jail delivery of the state Of
Delaware. Ia and for New Castle county. on
Monday the 4th day Of February, 1885,, being
The next term OF said court, for a license for
sam house, as an inn or tavern, for the sale
therein Of into lcating liquors in less quanti-
Ties than one quart, TO be drunk on the prem
lses, ana the following respectable citizens Of
SAID ward, AZ least twelve OF whom are sub
s,antlsi ireeholders Of said ward, recommend
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EDITORIAL COMMENT.

A Happy Nsv Ysar . 0us rsadsrs.
Evening journal., 1894-12-31

TIE celebrated Estey organs at s. Il. Bay
nard Fifth and Market streets.
Evening journal., 1894-12-31

B1EHESYLVANIA RAILROAD--STAND
ARD Railway Of America = Profectes
Throughout py TINS Interlocking Switch mnt
Bloch SiRnal SYnfefn
Evening journal., 1894-12-31

Most reliable place in the City to buy
organs or pianos. s II Baynard Fifth
and Market streets,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
Brace the Nerves.

Sedatives and opiates won't do it. These
nervines do not make the nerves strong, and
failing to do this fall short of producing the
essential of their quietude-vigor. And while
in extreme cases-and these only-of nerv-
Gus irritation such drugs may be advisable,
their frequent use is highly prejudicial to the
delicate organism upon which they act, and
in order to renew their quoting effect in
creased and dangerous doses eventually be-
come necessary. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers is an efficient substitute for such per-
Dicious drugs. 1t quiets the nerves by bracing
lOning strengthening them. The connection
t1tween weakness of the nervous system and
that of the organs of digestion is a strong
and sympathetic link. The Btters, by i'm,
parting healthful impulse to the digestive
and asslmilating functions, promotes
throughout the whole system a vigor in
which the nerves come in for large share.
Use the Bitters in malaria, constipation,
bilious and kidney trouble.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
AN 1h1NCH STRAWBERRY

Who would believe it? Straw berries
as large as apples-yet it is so. Salzer's
catalogue is brim full of the rarest kinds
of hardy, ironclad fruits, such as straw
berries, currants, blackberries, raspber-
ries, apples, peaches, pears. nuts, etc.
Grapes! We should say so-as large
and luscious as the celebrated grapes
on the Rhine in Germany,
If You VIII Cut This Out and Send 1t
With 55c to the John A. Salzer Seed Co.,
La Crosse, Wis, you will receive their
small fruit giants-Eleagnus Longipes,
a Giant Strawberry, a Giant Gouse-
berry and Colossal Mulberry, in all
four plants-all beautifully illustrated
in their mammoth catalogue, which is
sent along for the SOC, or catalogue
alone, sc postage, W
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

EVEN SOLOMON with all his wis
dem made some foolish mistakes
No MANxcan succeed in being heppy
without asking God to tell lin how
SIN got. & foothoId ia, this world by
making Itself look harmless and lit
tie.
The man who agrees with us
doesn't cGRe around near often
enough
No MATTER where a good maR
lives, his house is always be1iit oR
the rock.
A PRUDENT man doesn't tell every
thing. he knows every time be opens
his mouth.
II the Lord could trust his oeople
with money, every Christian would
own q bank
HE'LL will be the hottest to the
sinner Tho goes to it from the arms
Of the church
THE man who loves God with all
bis strength will Eot make his wife
saw the wood
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
Garbage Used to Advantage.

Paddington, London district
which contains 100, 900 inhabitants,
burns 80, 900 tons of garbage a year
IN furnaces, which furnish suff1cien t
power to light all the streets of Pad
dington and reduce the cost Of cleo.
trio lights to all the householders ID
the district. On experiment it was
found that three tons of garbage were
equal to about one ton Of coal in
making steam, so that the garbage
of the district is equivalent to 10, 900
tons o. coal annually for electric
light service. philadelphia Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
Straining the Cold.

While in the show business in
Pennsylvania, Artemis Ward was
put to sleep in az attic where the
sash had be en- taken out for ventila-
ton. In the night it turned cold.
Art"mus got up, and was busy at the
window.
what are you doing, Artemus?"
his companion asked.
I'm so c-cold," he chartered: Il
was ianginG up some of these hoop
skirts l thought they'd keep the
2OarSest Of the cold out"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
HOW's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
ton and financially able to carry out any
obligation made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Tole-
do. 0.
WALD1NG, K1NNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price, 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
Truth always gives life to those
who take it to their hearts.
"sunshine, Fruit and Flowers. "

The MidwiRter International Exposition
will be held in San Francisco beginning on
January 1st, 1894, and continuing six
months.
The climatic feature, the commercial stu
alton of San Francisco, the fact that the city
s the natural distributor OF the products of
the greatest agricultural state in the Union,
4he character of its surrounding population,
engaged in pursuits more diversified than
those of any other section of the United
States or the World. embracing min
ing, cattle raising, fancy stock breeding,
wool growing, manufacturing, agriculture
in all its branches and fishing, ought to in
sure great success for this enterprise.
Greatly reduced rates to all California
points and to Portland, Ore, via the Union
Pacific. For full particulars regarding rates
call oro address any ticket agent, or
z. L. LoMAx,
Gen'I Pass. and Ticket Agent,
Omaha, Neb.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

The usual treatment of catarrh is very I'M.
satisfactory as thousands can testify. Prop
er local treatment is positively necessary to
success, but IDany, if not most, of the RENE
dies in general use afford but tens porary ben
eft cure certainly cannot be expected
fFcm snuffs, powders, lopches and washes.
Eiy's Cream Balm, which is SO highly CON-
msnded, is e remedy which combines the
important requisites Of quick action, specific
curative power with perfect safety and ,sleas-
artness to the patient
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

THERE is no sucn thing as being
right with GOO while you are wrong
with your brother.
WHEREVER the DEVILS roads come
insight Of Gods country they are
paved with asphalt.
SOME men can ride a hobby with
as a2ach cruelty Of spirit as others
mount a. war horse
No FIELD of wheat ever ripens
that does not have a good deal of
straw and husk ia it.
No MAN can serve two masters, and
yetswe all know people who are try
ing to serve a dozen.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
ABSOLUTELY PURE

The devil can raise any kind OF a
crop in FOOLS heart
IT costs about as much to be proud
as it does to he stingy.
SToP grum bling, if you would havo
Christ stay in your heart.
NOBODY works harder and gets less
for it than the hypocrite.
WHEN God puts US in the fire it is
only to burn I'D the drosS
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

A NEVADA hunter spent three
months hunting for a grizzly bear,
and the mans relatives have been
spending three months locking for
lim. They think he must have
'Ound the bear,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24
The Modern Invalid

er luzuries. A remedy pust be pleasantly
acceptable in fern, purely wholesome IN
composition, truly beneficial in effect and
entirely free from every Objectionable quail
ity. If really i'll he copsults a physician if
cons.ipated he uses the gentle family .lRxa-
tive Syrup of Figs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

An Average Parent. Fond Father: My
boy doesn't seem to be learning anything:
Long Suffering Teacher: No, am afraid
he is not learning very rapidly. Fond Faith
er: Huh! Just as thought. I'll send him
News,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Hard Times.-Old Highwayman- Giad.to
see yeh back safe. Did yeh do as said
point y'r gun at every one that come along
and yell, ayr money or y'r lifeI" Young
y Nns getF" SaWthin but tsf lives ""N alS
York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Still in Doubt.-Adorerg know I am
poor, but l will insure my life for $4,000,
which, at six per cent. interest, will give you
enough to live on comfortably in case any
%hing should happen to me. Miss Flightie
(doubtfull!): Do you thnk it will be enough
to support another husband?.-New York
Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Like Mummy.-Nife: One might as we'll
talk to a mummy as to you. You don't pay
any more attention. Husband (busily): l
am good deal like mummy in one way.
I'm what way?' "A mummy is pressed for
tirne.'-New Yefk Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Virtue Observation-Disclosures: Did you givs
sister the larger part of the apple as
told you? Little Johnny: Yes, mamma.
THAT is noble. "And did you not feel hap.
pier for it?' "Yes'm. Her part was rct.
ten. "-Street & Smiths Good News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

He Was Glad. Wife, Are you glad to see
me back? Husbands Indeed am. | have
bought you new cook book, so that you
can get up grand supper to welcome your
self.-New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

"None better" Mr.. Thomas Buckley writ,
ing from the Iron Works, Elm St., Troy, n.
Y, says: "Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup is one of
the finest cough syrups for colds. None bet
ter. / always use it's
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

A LIST
Of reasons why you should in
sist upon having DR.. Pierces
Pleasant Pellets, and nothing
else in their place
Because they're the smallest,
and the pleoSdntest to take
Because they're the easiest IN
their ways. No disturbance, No
reaction afterward. Their es.
fects last.
They absolutely and perIna-
nently cure Bihousness, Indi-
gestion, Constipation, Sick Head
ache, and Sour Stomach. The
most common cause Of Piles n
constipation. By removing tho
cause q cure is effected.
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No Safer Remedy can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any Trouble of the Throat,
than 'BTOaU1l's Bronchial TTocheS." Price
25 cts. Sold only IN 6oreS.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Not Dry.-LIttle Girl: Oh, dear. l am
awful tired of this geography lesson. Papa:
Rather dry subject, no doubt. Little Girl:
Oh, no. It's all about rivers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Miseries of Heiresses.-Dora: How mis-
cradle Arthur looks since / rejected him.
Clara: l don't wonder. poor fellow. Now
he'll have to work for living. York
Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

The greatest of liniments! Mrs. e. NJ.
Devilbiss, Triadelphia, Nd, writes: Il use
ETC., and find it is one of the best linimsuts
out"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Mr.. Keeper: I've known that fellow time
out of mind. Mr.. Lender: I've known him
money out of pocket.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

''These is a peculiar thing about Mrs
Frett." What is u? "She has been in a
pickle all her life and yet she doesn't lock
we'll preserved
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-02-24

Poet: have called to learn wkat mas be-
come of my poem l sent you. entitled The
Brave Fireman" Editor: It went to the,
fire