New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-19
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Waggs-Did You see Sponge this morning? he
said ne was going 70 call upon you to eject loan'
Gaggs-No. was out when he called and there
fore am not out now.
The longest distance a letter can be carried
within the limits OF the United states Is rom NY
two centsi People who would save money viii a.
start for Key West or OunaasS SSa n Ger their
fun moneys wOrth.-tBoston Transcript.
4 lady in Columbus Mo- has brought suit against
her husband as County Treasurer to have the taxa
ton on some Of her property reduced
zone Of the hardest things know Of" said tho
Young author lis 10 get exactly the right WORD N
the right place" Yes" replied his impecunlous
friend take the signature TO cnech TOT i"s'a"Ne
Washington STAR.
\ farmer OF Newton Mo, has sued the schoo'
BOARD for the water used from his well during the
last eighteen years.
Old Crusty-Wha; a charming girl baby you nave ave-
Mrs Grimes-and. speaking Of girls; don you
know | always adored them. and coutd ever .en
firs;-cass girl at a glance. what Is her ha'"''
Mrs. Grimes adly-Albert-tAdams Freeman
An electric rat trap is the latest thing. bit OF
cheese is attached TO wire. connected WIN .
DYNAMO and when the rat nlbbles 1t he is snoeSeo
to DEATH
EVOLUTION.
Out OF the dusk a SHADOW.
Then a spark;
Out OF the cloud silence
Then lark;
out OF the heart a rapture.
Then pain;
out of the dead cold ashes
Life again. w.t.. rahn
The Philadelphia Ledger tells OF country
cemetery which has the following notice over 'ho
,,,,o. .Onlv the dead who live In the parish are
buried here"
haVa
nassed through a sieve. with three pounds OF iosi
sugar and half an ounce of crude tartar 10 st
S to,. ,n,r devs then TUNED is equal TO Malmsey
after a few Observation-Disclosures Ledger
There are more fish than dollars in the banks OF
Newfoundland.
should Work Both Ways-Hls wife-George, you
are becoming confirmed smoker. uo, % r,ae IN
systematically dear am eon ,p have 10 light
the smoking car so much that oi'e" ""'' ~ ~
a cigar In self-defence. ,..u, Amanda
Same Suburbanite "a rev n nDaas 'A'e''
His Wife-My dear. Bridget lrequenoiHy serence-
onions and I've been eating one IN sef-deie"ee'"
Chicago Tribune.
..The Boston Transcript" tells story Oh ",e
mission school for negroes In Georgia Every ",s
some laughable incident takes place particularly
IN the urinary ROOM One which occurred ieSe'.''
p,ust be related. The teacher Is prish''
awake down-east Yankee girl she hau ''"
of a dozen or more little black-sknned urc"'
on the floor whom for several days sne n.u "a
teaching the words dog" and cat She "as
ur,ten the words OH the board and had USED w..
IN connection with the picture OF house anu "~.
had the children write the words and ORA" NOUS.
This dav TO vary the exercise. she drew the rr' w
n. a tree. In the top OF the tree she p'a'1
cat. and at the foot the dog Then al Tue 49,"
sbe wrote: The dog has run the cat up I" -
..won sbs said can any one tell me any worn
mat thew know here?' Up went Iitte o'a
hand. shaking with excitement. In the a'r. 40
sidney" said the teacher. you may ten me .,,.
the ton OF his voice the little fellow sno"''" Wv
..The dogs done freed 'possum!'
R-rreyenge,-"Great Scott. Bill, SAID the - Sit.
greengoods man his partner. don sup ~ Soots
e., he ola guys roll; git his watch; GIT ms Tin
vIt hs clothes; make a living picture OUT o. smn,.
He's the duck that charged me sio awseGcinclnnau
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