The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-03-17

We'll, il you lived next door to
the Jibson young ones, as | do, you
wouldn't blame her much. - Indi-
annapolis Journal.
THE BOYS WERE POSTED.
Teacher (to members OF her class
Having enumerated the principal
poets, orators and statesmen, | will
now ask you to give me the names of
three men famous for their science"
Half a dozen voices (all answering
at once)-"Corbett, Mitchell and
Sullivan. - Judge.
A TIMELY WARNING.
The poet, with sprig Of lilies-of-
the-valley in his button-hole, tripped
lightly into the dim and dingy den Of
the prosaic editor. That worthy in
dividual looked up to see what balmy
breath had blown it in.
II have" twittered the visitor, "a
pretty poem to spring
well, replied the editor, with a
deep, low growl, don't spring it
here! Ia, ta. - Halo.
WHERE ATHLETES ARE BRED.
The Tourist from Boston-Isn' t
il wonderful how these Alpine guides
leap from rock TO rock, sure-footed
and alert as gazelles?
The Tourist from Chicago-Of
course it : wonderful. They've never
had any practice among the grip cars
at Madison and La Sale Streets
[Chicago Record.
HER ONLY LONGING.
Mrs. Norris-Since have been
married have had only one wish
ungratified.
Mr. Morris-hnd what is that, my
dear?
Mrs. Norris-That | were single
again. Life.
Low ESTIMATE.
New Society Bud.-Lord Cholmod-
ley handed me his card to-day and it
had the initials T. VI. engraved on
the left hand corner, and have been
racking my brain all afternoon to find
out what they meant.
Initiated Society Girl Qaughing)-
You see, the Lord is IA single man,
and has come over here to negotiate
a foreign settlement, and L. NJ. is
simply business notice.-TermS
Moderate. = Halo.
WHY He REFUSED.
james, heard that Tom refused
good situation, although he has
been out Of IA Job six months.
George-Well he had good reason
to.
James-How' that?
George-'Twas TO be clerk in "a
powder mill, and he said he had "a
wife, and wanted occasionally to be
out Of reachof an explosion Ray
mond's Monthly.
THE PLACE FOR HIM TO SING.
Give us the man who sings at his
work
He's happy from day to day;
But he pleases best from the East TO
the West.
When he sings ten miles away!
= Atlanta Constitution.
EFFECTS IT'S PURPOSE.
Clerk-Don't you want to make
some change in your advertisement?
Merchant-No, thanks, ] make
change out Of it in sufficient quanti-
ties to suit e.-[Detroit Free Press.
Softly now the hills rcspire,
Suns and stars serenely shine;
While the poet strings his Tyre,
And the liar strings his line.
= Atlanta Constitution.
There are signs throughout the
weather
That the time is coming when
The man who saw bluebird
VIII be boring us again.
= indianapolis Journal.
Wen rejoice at the coming of radiant
spring,
Too grateful by aught to be vexed.
e III welcome Whatever Sllc CHOOSES
to bring
Fen the poet who makes her his
text.
i Washington Star.
MILESToNES TO FAME.
Muggy--Hinks the artist, is getting
up in the world.
Bruggy-How do you know?
Muggy-You know that room of
his he used to call an office?
Bruggy-les.
Muggy-A year ago he began to
call il n studio.
Bruggy-les,
Muggy-Well, now he calls 1t an
"atelier - Chicago Record.
HE MEANT WELL.
1T was hateful of you to throw
that drowning man mere shingle,
said Mrs. Willibud to her husband
after the catastrophe.
L.