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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-11-18
ACLEVER TRICK.
a 2awnbroksr Nearly Swindled by q
Ruby Ring Trickster.
From ID Chicago Zinc.

II lpil the tllCaBO Times.
Another clever trick that came near be-
ing successful was that of man who
went into a pawnbroker's with mag
nificent ruby ring.
How much do you want?" asked the
pawnbrol,er
What will you give?" answered the
customer
After examining the ring the pawn
broker offered $500 which, considering
the Jewel was a gem, wasn't any too
much
500"
This the pawnbroker refused. and the
man replaced the ring on his finger. Just
as he reached the door he turned back
on, very we'll; l only really needed
$500. He handed back the ring, and the
paWnbroker counted out six crisp $50
bllls. He was just on the point of handing
them over when a clever assistant whls-
pered; Examine that ring"
me pawnbroker took the hint, and upon
examination found the ring to be in every
respect the same as the one previously
inspected, except the ruby, which was
mere glass. The setting and the diamonds
were genuine.
during the moment for it wasn't longer,
lhat the man had turned he had subst-
.uted one ring for the other. The pawn
broker not satisfied with having escaped
a serious loss, had the man arrested,
When searched he had three similar rings
IN mis- possession. The judge. however,
mad no sympathy with the prosecutor
ana after stating that there was no eyi-
9ehCe against the prisoner in such case
discharged him.
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They Voted to Dance.

FROM the New Orleans Picayune,
The students Of the Northwestern Uni
Versity, a Methodist institution at Chi
cago, are exercised over the question OF
aanclng. 1t seems that the freshmen class
had social the other evening ana
some OF the young people amused them
serves with dancing, to the scandalizng OF
the rest The next day a class meeting
was called 60 consider the subject, and a
resolution was offered declaring that AS
lhe university was under the care Of the
Methodist church, whose discipline strict
~ lorblds dancing. hereafter at all class
festivities they should refrain from that
FORM OF amusement, as from an institution
OF the evil one. The resolution provoked
very lively debate. one of the first
speakers said that he was one Of the
young men that had danced, but that
Wheh ne had observed that it gave ofense
10 many OF his classmates he had stopped.
ne had suffered a good deal in his con-
science about the matter, so much so
lhat ne was unable to sleep that night, and
ar last he had got out Of bed to see what
the Bible had TO say on the subject. Tie
hal found dancing referred to In I'VE
places and In each one It was commended
IHlher than condemned This had salts
Hed hin that he had done no wrong re
lld not think the resolution should pass
Ihe other side contended that what the
h'ule said was not 20 the point. Wha'
ihey We're 10 take into consideration WAS
ne discipline Of the church, 10 when
they owed allegiance. The debate was
continued FOR "a long time, ana finally
vote was taken, which resulted IN the dee
Ieat or tho revolution by one vote.
A scasonanlo E2cuBe. Mrs Professor
l,tlouslyl-Whata this long hair on your
lTofeHHor-Oh, that la-er-oh. have
Jusl negn coaching foot ball eleven ivy
dnur-Iruth.
q small boy in an Austin. Tex sunlat
school was asked where do fho W'rh''
nntllY r0|'
'Ihey practice LASS for "a spell and 'hr9i
pr. Hg % one legislature" WAH ih' w
lnFt.
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sist him. The boy takes this and pro-
ceeds to walk about among the cases I'M
til he has collected each of the ideo-
graphs, or square Chinese picture words,
emitting all the kama syllables which con
meet them. While these boys are run
ming to and fro snatching up the types
and jostling each other, they keep up a
continual chant, singing the name of the
character they are locking for as they
cannot recognize it till they hear it's
sound, the ordinary lower class Japanese
not understanding his daily paper unless
he reads it aloud.
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WOMAN'S WORLD

A girl in this town, says the Danviue
Qly) Advocate. describes Waiting as fol-
lows: NO one waltz, even when danced
with the Same partner, is exactly the
same. It is always new sensation. The
music is not in the same key. and the
waltz does not touch the same chords Of
ones soul IF dance twenty waItzes in
the evening ] have twenty different thrills
Of pleasure. with one partner II is a
soft. in sidious measure; with the next a
long and languorous movement; with the
third more Of a hop, that gently jars the
brain into a delicious. dreamy forEetful-
ness; while fourth cavalier, with he
roic tread. bears you away with strong
and vigorous rhythm into stu another
world The lights Of this go out you lose
Consciousness. but you feel no dread as
you lie within those hercuiean arms like "a
child rocked to sleep in his fathers em-
brace. Your feet are no longer on the
earth. It's celestial rotation out into
space. and when you light on earth again
YOU feel like a tired bird stopping from
a long flight"
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Gay. young man ON salary.
Taking in each race:
Ilnking out the cinchee.
Ilunglng for FIRST and place.
Wonderful wearing apbareI
particular cuffs ana collars.
Going TO smash.
In "a way that's rash
Young man with the good hard
sMeeh young man ON salry,
NO more picking the winners
or plunginE on FIRST and place.
Modest wearing apparel
nna luth, now quite contents
The young man rash
VINO sqlandered his cash.
Ana now has good hnrd
Cts rih. cts. cts. eta
Roy l.. AIutHrI.
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standing To-. tie silence by the shlp's r.n
they watched until tho shof.. III ."iI
tive land We're i1rt t1 HlHIf "'t ''
Darling hn trudUrly asked nI, ,....
look % .is iniufe with any feelIue of Hn.
$50. FeeN
go prove hfr ttHHi ono showed EIri tt,.
return uin ticket fhn hal rur.bHtai
Iurk
40 honest man It 600 roNIc.t g..,t n.
COZ. hut many fhHi POGO aa su.h .sr. ~
ppdueb VI ihe penal o01r -pu.E
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rather short ones. leaving the wrist free.
"A little three-cornered shawl over the
shoulders-always that-aud a hood or
bonnet protecting the gray hair. These
old women are frankly old. They seem TO
nave lived a hundred years, and never 10
have been young Their Old faces are
crisscrossed like maps with innumera BITE
me lines; they bear themselves with "a
certain patience and dignity. But they are
not in society. They are part of the world
outside. which does not exist for the shell
tered and guarded and weIl-to-do. They
are like the peasants iu French pictures
as straightforward as childlike, as iuao-
cent, as calmly Indifferent to fashion.
What have they to do with it2-what has
it to do with them
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eAIlH- ~ = " '-''O
space, and when you hEht on earih again
,ou feel like a tired bird stopping from
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-, - ba1l IN his fross coat as he
-iiei,,c5 No for a yraIt7 wac q long white
49, / e,7ilt,,gI,- called his attention TO
- - +rcl- H. off NV sister saw mo. and
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t[-5itiCr 7,-,gTe "a word would precfpitate
,,at.o,.g +bourb+ to. tease mo NV saving:
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tsl-e tbs troub1e ia nick a thread from
- 800 4I,st nm nav have her for
~ ael-{1e~q,,, she LAUGHED gleefulIv at our
discor, f1,re and Aoated away.
r7bo f5rst limo we stunned to rroroanade
,,,,, -,s,,t,Sav danced down AT me. and
ttore callobt II, Inc aovyers of nv gown
,,,os tbie esr,o lor,e, thread He bent down
~ tal,o II off inst as we came to a clear
iD. ,r,,ons, tbo dancers
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.I'rn riel[ino y tbread off vour coat e. he
,.eroa+od eto9r{rs in front If mo .+yvin
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and VI, arc i,n,errortitI,, betns Jr5y,n
,loser ma ,I,eo- urtii Inc ,,,ratcboa t~ntb
Iay.ps ,tyo, Won That tba music and tho
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-03-24
BED AND BLACK.
Erin Managed 10 Get the Last Word. but
Africa Won the Laugh.

Erin Managed TO Get the Last Word. but
Africa Won the Laugh
Rather an amusing scene occurred
IN Third avenue L" train recently.
The cars were comfortably filed,
with one vacant seat opposite mine.
This was beside n very large and
stout Irish woman, who had her nose
in the air as if seeking to scent a
disturbance She was rather too OPP
ulent Of flesh to be satisfied with one
teat, so much of her hung over into
the next
At Twenty eighth street several
passengers entered, and among them
the blacklist colored woman that l
ever saw outside of a minstrel hall
She was of rather a good size her
self, and as she pumped down in the
before mentioned vacancy she must
have severely rubbed the avoirdu-
pois of her Milesian neighbor.
The latter drew in a few handfuls
of flesh and said, with very red
face and in a scornful voice:
Say, go little aisy, will youl"
did you address me, madam
queried the offender in a very polite
tone.
''Yis, addressed you, was the in
dignant response. I'VE look like O
ton av coal, but we naydn't sit down
like one"
"Who are you insultin2 Am / re
sponsible for my colors'
Maybe not, but ye want to be G
little careful the way we throw your
self around where there's white PEG
pie"
This was too much for Dinah.
iSho', woman. you don't call your
self whitel Why, youse redi"
The roar that greeted this brough
the Erinite to her feet.
/ think there would have been I
battle then and there if a guard hat
not stepped between them.
IF you two women don't quit, " h
said roughly, IN call an officer ant
have you both run in"
This quieted them, but the Irisl
woman would not resume her seat.
She stood until the train reaches
Eighty-ninth street, where she mad
her exit.
As she stepped onto the platforr
and just as the train was startin
she poked her head in at the windoN
behind me, shouted 'Nagur" at tn
} top of her lungs and walked dow
the steps in triumph. New Yor
Evening World.
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Earlv ideas Of Electric lighting.

The great possibilities of electricity
for purposes of illumination seem to
have dawned in prophecy upon the
minds of electricians of the earlier
part of the century. Mr.. Richard ].
Bloxham, manager of the Western
Union Telegraph company in this
city, has a penchant for collecting
old books. Recently he secured a
bound volume of the New York Mir
ror and Ladies' Literary Gazette Of
1923. and in the number of Aug. of
that year found the following para
graph
Professor Meinach of Halle has
lust succeeded in producing bril-
liant illumination by means of cleo
trio light, with the aid of artificial
air inclosed in glass tubes. AS the
electric sparks propagate themselves
to infinity the professor thinks il
will be possible to light up whole
CITY with a single electrifying ma
chine. and at a very trihing expense
by the adoption of valuable improve
ments of the apparatus which he has
invented"
This statement, made in the time
of the venerable tallow candle, seems
almost to reflect the light of prophecy
Baltimore American.
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In the church of Alverstock down
by the Hampshire coast there is hang
ing a stained and tattered piece of
silk, the sight of which can scarcely
fail to rouse a sense of pride in the
breast of even the most phlegmatic
of Englishmen. 1t is all that war
and the seasons have spared of an
old regimental color of the Forty
fourth Foot, but it is a record of i'm
perishable heroism.
1t was waved through the battle
smoke around the Burmese forts; ii
has traversed the Indian plains it has
climbed the mountain wall that lifts
upward from the Indus shore; it has
witnessed a struggle between a hand.
full of Englishmen and a whole ma
ton in arms; it is the very flag that
fioated over the bayonets on that
fatal morning in the year 1913 as the
battalion filed slowly through the
breach in the contonment wall al
Cabul out into the winding sheet Of
snow stretching from the city to tho
grim defile of the Jugdulluck.
The men who guarded the banner
are sleeping by the Cabul road. 1T
blackened shreds, perhaps the only
vestige that is left Of the. whole
doomed column, rest there in thu
quiet Hampshire church in a case o
glass and oak. Temple Bar.
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weIrht of Gold aud BIIls.

Said Mr.. c. X. Stout of the treas
ury Office. as he sat before the scales
with 5000 or $4,000 in double
eagles at his elbow, How many 81
bills do you think it would take to
weigh as much as one of these coinsq"
The reporter considered moment
and made a guess.
1T takes just %, unless the bills
are trimmed close. Twenty eight
new 81 bills always weigh a little
more than a double eagle. Don't you
believe it, just wait"
He disappeared in a vault for few
minutes and presently emerged with
q package of brand new dollar bills
in his hand. Then he counted out q
of them and said TO the reporter
Choose any coin you will"
The reporter chose a coin, which
Mr.. Stout put on one of the scale
pans. Then he put the 81 dollar bills
on the other pan. The long needle
that moves ON the index showed that
the beam was almost level The mar
of money added another bill to the
81, and the coin went up. Then the
reporter offered to treat, for his guess
had been shy just 973 dollar bills
Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
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An ,nseres.lng peel.Ion.

Tho long unsettled question OF
whether man MAJ fire bootjacks at OF
shoot that enemy Of the nocturnal re-
nose-the other mans cat-has been
settled against the cat by a jury in the
quarter sessions court before Judge
Finletter
The case WIS that of Edward N
O'Neill. dentist. charged with cruelty
TO animals. IN shooting the family cat
of his neighbor. Louis b Fredericks.
Mr.. FredericSs the prosecutor. alleged
that O'Neill wounded the animal and
left il TO die On the other hand it was
claimed that the cat had annoyed
O'Neill by treSpassing on his lawn at
night. where II WAS wont 10 move the
vocal air with bursts of song Instead
Of the traditional boorJack O'Neill got
his gun and killed IL outright. the cat
surrendering the whole nine ghosts at
once In charging the jury the judge
said.
This bill Of indictment charges the de-
PENDANT with unlawfully and cruelty i'll
treating and abusing an animal called a
cat. have only 10 say. gentlemen. that
a citizen has right To kill an animal OF
this KIND II u treSpaSseS on ms premises.
Perhaps there Is no domestic animal that
makes more trouble IN the neighborhocd
than cat II this cat was trespasssing
on this mans place be- .;l n right &c
kill II. and the only question: Tor you tC
determine Is whether he shot the cat be
cause II WIS trespassing upon his prem
ises or whether he shot it for the purpose
of ln1urinn A. ( he shot to kill the cat
and for that reason alone. then yoS
Ought To acIuit him. If he shot it no
for the purpose Of Kidding himself o
what seemed to HIM "A nuisance, then h
Ought To be convicted I'm other words
he has right to kill "A cat for trespass
ing Int has no right to inJure it merel.
for the purpose Of giving 1t pain or any
thing of that kind"
The Jury rendered a verdict Of no
guilty. -- Philadelphia Record.
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Donkey is in Spanish burro. In
Texas. New Mexico. Colorado and IN
Arizona. where the donkey is as well
known as the horse, he is always
called by his Spanish name, ON ac-
count of the fact that this section "a
the United States so recently be-
longed 10 the Mexicans. who, as
everybody knows, talk that Ian
guage. The Spaniards and Mexicans
also apply the term ''burror to a stu
pid or ignorant person, just as Eng
iish speaking races use the word
donkey"
The donkeys found in Kentucky
and Missouri are probably the largest
of their race. because they are care
fully bred and looked after. But the
donkey of the west-the hurro-has
no blood. " no pedigree. Like Topsy,
he lust growed" With ancestors
no better off than himself, he has
been kicked and cuffed and over
worked all his life and left TO pick
up his living as he could. In conse
quence lie is stupid and lazy an6
stubborn and dwarfed.
And yet for all that he is patient
and long suffering, will grow fat OF
rations that would scarcely keep {
nobler animal from starvation and il
a most valuable aid to the progress
of industry and civilization in thu
west.-St. Nicholas.
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| see the Vawlkerie'

Il see the Vawlkerie
you mean the Valky-rie."
"Valky'2Noi You mean the Walk
RE"
you boys are all away off. Its
the Wolkeery, seer
They didn't see, but each of the
four reached down for his roll and
backed up his individual opinion
with the proud air of conviction.
A dozen times / have heard the
same question of pronunciation
brought up in some way or another,
so l laid the matter before a friend
deep in the folk lore and gutteraliza
ton of northern Germany.
''Volkerrie, my boy.
Make the first vowel as short "a
your Yankee forefathers did wheI
they used to rip out Wal, l swan
Never mind putting in any ac
cent on the last two syllables.
Just run it out Volkerrie, aveng
er of the slain. Boston Globe.
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The 18th of August is all very well
in the game laws, but you can buy
any amount of grouse on that date
if you can afford to pay for it, says
Harry Furniss. Indeed / once heard
of an old lady who bought some on
the 18th and in the street too. She
met a secondhand dealer who traded
in everything from mansions to
mousetraps. "Oh, Mr.. Levy, was
not aware that you sold game.
What a beautiful brace of grouse
you 3haye in your handw Yes,
madam, l sell everything-even my
customers sometimes. l should not
like it to be known that was selling
grouse before the 18th, but if you
don't mind the price you can have
them" Il would pay a guinea each
for them, she replied. 1T is my
husbands birthday, and if there is
one thing he likes more than an
other it is grouse. " They are yours,
then, at that price" l had this story
from Mr.. Levy himself. But where
did you get theml" l asked. AT an
auction five minutes before. The
auctioneer broke the glass case by
accident, and as had bought LOT
of rubbish he made me present OF
the birds that were inside it-they
were stuffed. San Francisco AR
| oonaut
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The export of brick tea from China
to Russia overland IS considerable.
A new form, termed tablet tea, has
been introduced of late years. 1t Is
made of the finer kinds of tea dust
compressed into small cakes like the
well known chocolate menier cakes.
Over /, 900, 600 pounds of this article
we're exported from China last year.
Chicago Herald.
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siOO REwARD-s1OO.

The reader OF this paper viii be pleased 10
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure III all It's
stages, aud that Is cntarrh. Halls Catarrh cure
IS the only positive cure known TO the medical
fraternity. Cutarrh, being a constitutional dis
ease. requires constitutional treatment; Hall
Catnrrh Cure Is taken internally, acting dlrecty
on the blood and m cous surfaces OF the system,
thereby destroy ing the foundation OF the disease
aud giving the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting nature In doing
its work. The proprietors have so much iaith
in Us curative powers that they orer one nun
dfed Dollars for any case that IL Tails 10 cure
Send for list of testimonials Address
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
10 Sold By druggists, IS cents.
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txPERIENcE-

Experience teaches not only weakness.
but strength and the value Of good RENE
dies such as ALIcocK's Porous p ssTERs.
This is what c. ID. Fredericks. the we'll
known photographer Of New York, says:
81 have been using ALLcocK's Porous
PLAsrKRs for twenty years, and found them
summing up my experience, / say that
when placed on the small Of the back ALL
cocks PLAsTERs I'LL the body with nervous
energy, and thus cure fatigue, brain ex
haastion, debility and kidney difficulties
For women and children have foundthem
invaluable. They never irritate the Skin
throat, coughs. colds, pains in side, back Of
chest Indigestion and bowel complaints
BRASDRETH's PILLS are safe and sure
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DRoPsY is a dread disease, but II has lost
its terrors to those who know that II. ii:
Green & Sons. the Dropsy Specialists OF
Atlanta, Georgia. treat it with such great
success. Write them for pamphlet giving
lnll inflammation
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MUSCLE AND on-AD1rrEnExcr

Many muscular men succumb 10 fatigues borne
with ease by persons far their interiors In phys
icnl strength Muscle does not imply vigor. In
fact Il "a not dificult Of proof that athletes do
not live A. long nor enjoy as good health AS the
average individual who Il vigorous-that Il 10
say. whose digestion and sleep are unimpaired,
whose nervesnre tranquil, sd who has no or
ganlc tendencs 10 cisease these requisites OF
vigor are conferred upon those Inherently weak
no less than upon fhose debiiiated through
wasting disease. BY thorough, persistent course
OF Ho-tetter's stomach Bitters, the leading M
tlonni tonic, Endorsed and recommended by
physicians OF eminence- II Will not endow you
with The muscle Of a Corbett. but Il will infuse
energy into your ey-tem and renew the active
and healthfu' performance Of lie functions. II
averls and cures malaria, Rheumatic and kidney
complaints, and overcomes dyspepsia, constipa
ton, liver trouble and NERVOUSNESS
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Beggar-C Can't you help a man with
a wife and six small childrenl
Pedestrian-Great heavens, man
how can l help you to a wife let
alone the six small childrenl
haven't a wife to my name.-Boston
Transcript.
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Mammal wonder what your papa
Is stamping around abouti
Little Boy-I don't know. l didn't
60 into his room. cause he acted
cross.
Mamma-Maybe he can't find his
razor
Little Boy-Yes, he can, cause ]
put it right back where he keeps it
soon as got through takin up tacks.
Good News.
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Tho Need Was Mutual.

Sleepy Citizen-What do you want in
my house?
Burglar presentin g gum want
money.
Sleepy Citizen-Good Lordl Give us
yoar hand. So do I.-Cleveland Plain
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