New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-20
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The present Administration has difficulty even
getting the proper quantity and quality OF adnesw
gum on the backs Of postage stamps Wnat ne"'
The Usual Programme.-Lady-M foot seems"
be sb s%e' DeoIcr-These No shoes have been IA
stock so long that they have shrUnk
Lady really believe my joints are enaTS Sr6ua,
market They may be no Is.
LADY, certainly can't get them ,i on 20, another
pair with a higher instcp. All persons OF noo'
ancestry have nigh inste9s ton, .,, ,,,ru,,
laieri~Quick George: rub the marks or hose NO.
G's and give them 20 that woman IN iioh''-'He"'
York Weekly
Congressman Bryan OF Nebraska. says he has re-
tired from politics. That IS what the people q w.
braska said November ..
The Way to Spread Tt have ono r'Quest 70
make" said the happy girl, after r,pyins yes
TO her lovers proposal No.
That our engagement be KEEP; secret
AS YOU please. dear. But WY , y.,r.,ov
e'a4 Aus ia Gan' conldnt Get an oifer 20 know 1,
as soon as possible "-,Smth, Gray 4 COS IL
Illustrated Monthly.
\ number OF earnest men are digging for the
body OF Queen Boalicea. at Parliament HILL Eng
land They declare that the recovery OF her oooy
is the one great issue now before The AnslSn
people
Just as Good-Traveller 60 train bow Coz any
funny books-Mark Twain. or any OF the humoris,si
Train BoyNo. sir but I've got eorn'e OF l Ion,
don papers containing comments on the AiAe'''""
elections.-tCbicago Tribune.
There goes man who sold his vote FOR sls'
OF whiskey"
ITS hard to credit such stories. when only last
election he received full quart ior the same
vote"
ore OF Many schoolmate-And 50 yo,n, . h,y ss.
summer cottage AT Breezy Point. and a l''e SAN
Dora-N-o. not much
We'll you see. I'm afraid to sail When The wna
blows, and / can't sail when it doesn't streets
Smiths Good News
Mrs Kock, who expected to be elected 10 IN.
Colorado Legislature. didn't strike y as she 50.
she would. She stopped short. but she says '"'
viii run again one OF these days.
Weeks vs. years.-He dive weeks after me-" ny
angela diamond necklace which however,
pa before the brightness OF your eyes. brought
He ,ive years after marriagel-l have o'0''
you q birthday present-an ash-receNef
She-But, my dear 10 not smoke 10 80 f,r mo
He-N-o. but II you have an ash-receN', 10 ~
to put my cigar ashes in it will save saw yoey New.
| trouble OF sweeping them up you MO"
York Weekly.
winks-Old Borem always calls to see me al Wv
most inopportune time. $500,
Jnks-When is the most nopporune uH'e'
Always"
Rum Did It-"Rum brought you here, p'''
.'That.s what" replied Rubberneck RilL ahst
this when | Kit out. am goin' 10 stich 10
| was raised on-gin. "-(lndianapolis JouT"""
As pr Thomas Dunn English contemp.ates ~ ,s
majority against him in normally Democrat, Ma
rlct he must feel like adapting the woIds
famous song as follows: There's been po"
There is among Boston celebrities certain lifted
boIed sensitive composer OF music, VIZ Iii was
with very witty wife. Her latest bon M very
the result OF recent afternoon Yea 'en@ssr
gIddy girls clustered about tne com GO Ne music
claiming ecstaticaly on the quarry o. c,mshington.
II don't see Mr. -" said Hiss ISL mas
how YOU managed TO write all those - tine
sionate things without being worried "i.,tch"
Certainly YOU would be, my dear r" OF the
--- with suggestion OF ace,plN' lint John
proximity OF many NonthiNi III, = - ostO1
only composes music; | compose JoN"'
Budget. 4.
John r. McGraw the popular charm" has
West Virginia Democratic state Commune a,
sent a friend "A number OF thogrlphc p'''', lid
Mr. William l.. Wilson. with the too"i"7 aner
note: Preserve them. They VIII some -" auay
the madness OF the Nesent hour ma" - a fu,
command "A premium. and the chi"''' -. sires
ure generation viii rise ~ ana 'utS' Ting
who retired TO private HE the most 'o'"'" for
figure In the civil history OF the TWO '"s'
the last half OF a century So
Willie-I guess papa has said son, these callers
made mamma awful'y angry ""
20 he'll get 1t!
C'lara-Ilow do you know? .,.rl,ns "-(Wess
Wiilie-Sbe's begun to call him dar"ne'
Chester Critics