Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-11

CONNUBIILTTTES

Yabsley-You say you wouldn't marry any
but a womanly woman, but what is your
idea Of a womanly woman? Mudge--One
who would think l was the smartest man
on earth.
A lady asked an astronomer if the moon
was inhabited. Madam" he replied, 81
know of one moon in which there is always
a man and a woman" (which is that? ?"
THE honeymoon"
Charles A. Dorr, only son of Toledo's first
mayor, and a prominent business man, last
week began divorce proceedings for the
third time in the short space Of three years
against the same woman.
THAT Lord Bronson who married Jenny
Simpson was an awful boor. He was
married actually in a business suit" Well
why not? The wedding was a pure matter
OF business so far as he was concerned"
"She says she won't marry a man who is
not in a big paying business" We'll, 1t
is all right to have a worthy ambition, but
she should remember that it is not every
girl that can marry a champion pugilist or
the receiver of a railroad"
The Lancaster family OF Belfast, Me-,
have been unusually blessed in their marital
experience. Frank NJ. Lancaster and his
wife celebrated recently the fftieth an
niversary OF their wedding, and Mr.. Ian
caster is the fifth member of his family to
celebrate his golden wedding. His sister
and three brothers have previously enjoyed
that experience.
The engagement of Miss Anna Gould TO
Mr.. William NJ. Hartman, which is finally
admitted by Mr.. George Gould 10 he an es-
tablished fact, loses none of its interest by
reason OF the previous report that the young
lady had engaged herself to Harry Wood
ruff, the boy ingenue" of Charles Froh-
mans theatrical company.
Mr.. Charles II. Hoyt, the author of "a
Milk-White Flag" and numerous other
comedies, will marry Miss Caroline Mlskell,
known to stage people as one of the most
beautiful women in the profession, early in
March.
Their courtship was full of romance, was
it not?' Very. Neither one of them told
the other the truth
''Glorious! old fellow. So her father said
yes when you asked him?" Yes" How
did you put the question:" asked him IL
he had any objection to me-
He-I wish l could read your thoughts.
She-So do l; but, goodness knows, I've
tried to help you all | could!
Mrs. Eugene Nye of Buffalo, N. Y. is just
20 years old and very pretty. Previous to
her marriage two years ago Mrs. Nye was a
Miss Moore. Her father is a wealthy resi-
dent of Oakfield. While Miss Moore was
engaged to a business man OF that city she
met Nye, who is a drummer, and fell in
love with him An elopement was suggested
and carried out. Moore disowned the girl,
but when a few months later Nye deserted
her and she was taken sick he relented aud
took her back to his home. A divorce fol-
lowed and she promised TO forget the
drummer She kept her promise for six
months, but when she met Nye the old flame
was rekindled and she remarked him.
They lived together a few months and then
separated for good. Nye, 1t is said, bothered
her and was warned TO leave her alone. He
followed her and last week, while she was
walking with a gentleman, Nye appeared
and punched her escort In the nose hard
enough to make 1t bleed. Mrs. Nye went
before Judge King and had her husband
arrested. She said she did not want him
sent to prison, but would be satisfied II the
judge would give him a lecture and get him
to promise to leave her alone in the future.
Nye promised and was lectured. Then they
left court together, buried the Ratchet and
agreed TO disagree no more.
We could not improve the quality IL we
paid double the price. DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve is the best salve that experience