The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-05-09

still have tender heart for sale.
Why not try for oil and gas in
this neighborhood2
All those who pass through the
door to success will find it labeled
"push.'
1t is wise man who knows his
own name when he sees it in new
paper.
Hon. Rankin Wiley, Jr., is having
his residence newly painted. J.H.
Jolly is doing the work.
One of.the easiest things to make
is failure. The less you try the
easier you can make it.
Nature has wisely arranged mat
tiers so that man can neither pat
his own back nor kick himself.
When strangers come to town
you should treat them SO Hospitality
that they will want to come back.
In many cases the boss of the
house is the baby, but it is better to
have baby boss than no boss at all.
Ifyou mean to go fishing, now is
the time. There are fish to be
caught and plenty of them.
1t is time the people of this coun-
ty were agitating the pikeing of
the more important public roads.
The grass in the Court House
yard has been cut, and the yard is
having general cleaning up.
This town is afflicted with a great
many useless dogs, who seem to
have no owner. Get rid of them.
The Elks will give another of
their enjoyable social sessions, at
their club rooms to morrow night.
Advice to conceited man. When
you begin to feel SO important get
map of the universe and try to find
yourself on it.
Why not reorganizc the Board of
Trade for this place? A good Board
of Trade will do much to enhance
the welfare of this town.
Some of the one-horse ncwspa
pers are blaming the strike all on
the Democrats, as if there never was
strike before.
A woman's foot is often tight.
With u man it is the head. When
these extremes meet there becomes
looseness in the family relations.
A noted writer once said "a wo
man can shop all day and not spend
more than fifty cents" What a
whopperl unless she has no more.
Attention is called to the change
in Harper Bros. advertisement in
this issue. Read it and call and
see them.
"For Members Only" is the sign
up over the restaurant of the House
of Representatives. They want to
keep out the Coxoy men.
If Coxey should achieve success
nine out of ten who are opposing
him would be ready to pat him on
the back a say, al knew you would.
The West Virginia Conference of
the NJ. e. Church, is announced TO
meet in Charleston, September 18th,
1894. Bishop Andrews will pre-
side.
The Festival given at Big Elm
Church, on last Saturday night,
was largely attended, and a finan--
cial success, the net proceeds being
$500.
The home printer and publisher
patronizes the home merchant the
home merchant should patronize
the home papor, That's business
reciprocity.
Ar- f. H. 1onker, OF this city,
bought the Sterling factory sold
last Saturday, by Special Commiss-
toner's Somerville and Gum. The
price paid being $500.
The little ladies of the Glover
Leaf Club, were handsomely enter
tanned by Miss Eunice English, last
Friday evening in open session.
Refreshments were served, and the
little ladies enjoyed themselves, and
passed a pleasant evening.
1t is said that locusts are hatch
ing out by the millions in the West
and North West, which are liable
to devour every green thing this
summer, and send wheat up from
fifty cents to Two dollars bushel.
Put bright and original ideas
into your ads; the public appreci-
ates good work and will reward
you with their patronage if you
succeed in, having your ads leave