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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06

The anti-Catholie orators never tire Of
abusing James g. Blaine. Who. being with
out preiudics in religion - in everything
else. vas much thought Of by the Cath
olica The Posr-IsrELLlGxscE1 has already
stated. In answer 70 . correspondent, that
Blaine was not Catholic. /. w. Kesns
has received the following letter from C.
b. Burieigh, Blaine's successor q editor
Of the Augusta, Me-, Journal:
THE Congregational church In the East
corresponds With the Presbyterian church
in the West Bsfors hs came East Mr..
Blaine attended Presbyterian services.
When he made his home In this city he
became member Of the First Parish Con.
gregational church, and Vas such at the
time Of his death. Mr.. Blaine's mother
vas devout Catholic. Her distinguished
son. while he respected her religion. never
personally adopted it. One or two Of his
children. however, wsrs members Of that
church."
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06
john JAZZ II DEAD.
Abslisisaiss. Early Republican. Patriot
ard Dfplowa&

a.a DIPLOMAT
NEW YcxK. May a-John Jay died To-
day.
rJchn Jay wss son Of William Jaw. the
great iurisf. He was born in New York
city June 3. isf7. and Was graduated as
Columbia in 1850 After his admission 20
the bar he became veil known By his active
opposition 20 slavery and his advocacy OF
Sd Phillips eolosed church. which vas i'd
misted 10 the Protssfan: Episcopal conver-
ton after . nine Year, conte41 He Was
secretary Of the irish relief committee OF
1S47, and was counsel for many fugitive
slaves, including George Kirk. two Brazil
ian slavss that were landed in New York,
Henry Long and the Lemmons. In 1854 he
organixed the meetings q the Broadway
tabernacle that resulted in the stats con-
vention in Saratoga on August 10. and IN
the dissolution Of the Wing and the
formation Of the Republican party
% Syracuse. S<ptemhsr q, 1855 During
the civil war he acted with the
Union League Club. az which he Was pres
idens in 1855 and 1877. In is6S. - state
he reported to Gov. Reuben E Fenton on
the chartered right Of the Confederate
dead Of that cam paign TO burial. . right
questioned by Gov. John W. Geary, OF
Pennsylvania. In 1863 he vas sent -
minister 70 Austria, where his diplomatic
Nofk 1nciude0 uaturolixASion treaty, kne
establishment Of convention Of trade
marks. and the supervision of the United
States commission 20 the Worlds fair Of
1873. He resigned and returned to the
United States in 1875. and ever afterward
resided IN New York city. In 1877 he Was
appointed by Secretary Sherman chair.
man Of the Jay commission to investigate
the system Of the New York custom
house. and in 1883 uas appointed by Gov
Cleveland ~ the Republican member Of
the state civil service commission. of
which he was president Mr.. Jay
was active in the early history
Of the American Geographical and
Statistical Society, and WAS long
manager and corresponding secretary Of
the New York Historical Society. He VAS
also the frst president of the Huguenot
Society, organised in New York in lS51
In connection with his political career
Mr.. Jay delivered numerous addresses on
questions connected with slavery. and also
bearing on ito relation TO the Episcopal
church, Of which he was . leader among
the iaity. His speeches and pamphlets,
which were widely circulated. included:
America Free or America Slave" "On
the Passage Of the Constitutional Amend
ment Abolishing Slavery" "Rome in
America" s.The American Foreign Ser
vice. 'The Sunday School Safeguard to
the Republic" 1.-THE Fisheries Question"
and 1.-The Public School . Portal to the
Civil Service."l
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06

The Seattle Telegraph yesterday printed
avery entertaining fairy tale which pur.
ported to have come from San Francisco
to the effect that arrangements had been
made for the sale Of the Posr.ISrE,II-
exScEx to Mr.. NJ. Ii. De Young, of San
Francisco We are glad to be able to state
sai horiisssvely that the fosT-IxrKrIg-
eESeKs will not be cold to Mr.. de Young
nor TO his associates, and that II the paper
should ever change ownership il viii be
soad only TO men who are identified with
the interests Of Seattle and the state of
Washington.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06
THk NAVAL ACADENY. 4
franklin. April %, Iss

franklin. April 20, 1894.
To THE EDITOR: Q) What are the quail.
ifications for admitsance to the United
States naval acadsmy7 (2) What was the
frs: steamer TO cross the Pacific ocean
8. II. II.
~ Appointees to the naval academy
must be between Is and % years of age.
free from any infirmity which may render
them unfit for military service, and able to
pass . careful examination in reading,
writing, photography. arithmetic, gram.
mar. geography and history Of the United
States.
(2) The Beaver. whose bones lie near
Vancouver. IL said TO have been the first
steamer to enter the Pacific ocean, in 1885.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06
LADIES' MUSLIN UNDERWEAR.

DRAwERs-Lace edged csc, worth 3sc:
good embroidery trimming 33c. worth CSC:
handsomely trimmed SOC. worth 75e.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. lace edge soc.
worth soe; embroidery yoke lace sigs 45c,
worth T3c.
9oWSs-plain good muslin Asc, worth Use |;
embroidery trimmed 600 worth Tcc; emcroid.
esy trimmed Use. worth u. extra good value
csc worth ei.23
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06

A. there she lives and moves upon the scene.
30 lived and moved this radiant woman
hood
In Shakespeare vision; in such wise she
stood
Smiling upon Bassanio: such her mein
whom pity dimmed her syetids' golden sheen.
Hearing Antonio's story, and the blood
was gone. This shape In Shakespeare
thought has beenl
Thus dreamt he Of her In grey London town:
Such were her eyes; on such gold coIored
hair
The grave young Judges velvet cap was ses:
50 stood che lovely ia her crimson gown!
Mine we're happy cast, could but snare
Her beauty In . sopnets fragile net.
Thomas R0il<v AldricA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06
xorlcs TO rnz rusLIo

1hs vshiie = hsrsoy warmed not 70 psy
any nossy y parties rspfssssting 70 b
eesnss q ths Seattle Pos1-ISrSLL1sKscEA
s1espt ths following who ars the only
authorised tsavsiins agents of the fosr-
1srulfsEScn via: J. A AeClsiian, !.
a. Dsvsss, and J. L Haviey. 1z6 dessa
ecrly 10 resident agents Of this pepsf Who
ere located In various cities asd towns Of
he Northwest nor 70 postmastssa uho
ere IN I'll essss authorised 70 take subscrtp-
sicns los ths Daily. Sunday and Weekly
PoG4-1rrxLEsssScER
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06
BEECRxR-LAND LAWS.

OscEoLA. April e. 1894
To TIE EprroR: % What was the de-
cision in tho Tilton- Beechsr cassf (2)
Can woman take government land un-
lsss she 10 q years OF age or 1t the head Of
Q familyf w. f. 8.
t(l) The jury disagreed. (0 No. A
homestead or other sntryman must DO the
head Of family or person who has ar
rived at the age of 81 years. This applies
to either men or women.1
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06
The Midland Meathiy.

The most interesting articles in TIE NAY
Asa.asa AostAIy. puesishea At De. Nosnes.
Ia by Johnson Brigham. are those
~Asca deal With LEGAL subjects. In "A
ossai Work Well Begun Frank W. Biek-
asAa writes 81 The achisvsEnenss Of the Iowa
historical department. This department.
has On NE documents that fell the history
~ ne sssss since ne trst iumigraate
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-05-06


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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
Made a Fortune and a Name.

One OF the most enterprising women
of Europe was Nine. Maya, widow of a
French photographer of that name and
wife of the sculptor Dial lotto, who died
in Venice a few weeks ago. About 20
years ago she decided to make series
of photographs of the treasures Of Ven
ice-buildings, bridges, pictures, etc.
She was remarkably successful and sold
thousands of photographs. She left a
fortune estimated at MANY millions.
She married the well known sculptor
Dial lotto few years ago, and her house
soon became the trysting place of the
art and literature circles of Venice. She
helped hundreds in various ways, and
great regret is felt at her death.-San
Francisco Examiner.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
Suffrage In Canada.

It is the opinion of The Telegraph
that woman suffrage is coming in Can
ada just as surely as the change Of the
seasons, and while no one can safely
venture to predict just when or how 1t
will come it may be safely asserted that
eventually all Canadians of adult age,
whether men or women, will enjoy the
right to vote for members of the house
of commons. Indeed, there is nowhere
any very violent opposition to such a
change, except in the minds of a few
men like Goodwin Smith, who have be-
come imbued with the idea that there Is
some philosophical reason why women
should not be allowed to vote.-St. John
IN. b. Telegraph.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
Notice.

cE>HE PUBLIC ARE HEREBY eau
toned against negotiating the fol-
lowing drafts, viz:
Check No 619, drawn by Pala Planta-
ton upon Bishop & Co, favor Jas.
Anderson. $500
Draft No. 676, drawn by Haleakala
Kanch Co. upon q. Brewer & Co, favor
Jas Anderson, SLIGO.
Draft No. 80, drawn on Board of Edu-
cation favor JAS Anderson, So 40.
The same having been lost or mislaid
JOS. NJ. DAT,
1867 15i0-6t PostmaSter-General.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
Are You a Royalist,
An Annexationist,
Or In Favor of
A Republic ?

UTE DESIRE TO RECEIVE FREE
w and open expressions OF opinion
from the inhabitants of the Hawaiian
Islands. upon the questions OF Annex
alton, the restoration OF the Monarchy,
or the formation of a kepublic
This is desired for the information OF
the people of the United et4tes. The
name OF each correspondent will not be
used, and will be regarded as contden-
tial il SO requested. Address
AMERICAN NEWSPAPER SYNDI-
CATE,
w. Ten Eyck Hardenbrook, Mgr,
2315 NJ. Street, n. W.,
Washington, ID. c., u. S. A.
1916 l526-lm
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18

merry as Mercedes, Mrs. Bates as
Carconte, Darrell Vinton as Edmund
Dantes, the Count of Monte Cristo,
and Mortimer Snow as Nortier.
Vinton, to whom fell the most diff
cult work of the evening, acquitted
himself admirably. Snow, although
the part of Nortier is not as hard
one as Monte Crlsto, sustained his
reputation as a painstaking actor and
won many friends in the audience by
his clean adaptation of the part. Of
the minor characters, W.R. Daley as
Cadarousse and Miss GenevieVe
Nannery as Albert de Morcerf, are
worthy of special mention. The rest
Of the support was fairly good.
Miss Gassman, in the first act, in
troduced a very clever song and dance,
singing the popular Daisy Bell"
that was reproduced In the ADVEk
TIsER a few days ago.
Taken as whole, the performance
was considerably above the average
NAV produced at the Opera House.
All the principals showed hard study
and an earnest desire to put their best
foot foremost in their initial appear.
ance in Honolulu. 1t is to be hoped
that Mr.. Daley will present as good
a performance of each of the plays he
produces as was given last evening.
If he does, he need not fear but that
his season will be a success.
The following is the cast OF charac-
tiers and synopsis:
Edmund Dantes. Darrell Vinton
Mons. Nortier, a Bonapartist $780,:
Mortimer Snow
Albert de Morcer. Genevieve Nannary
Villefort minister of Police)........-
Charles Corners
Fernando Count de MOrcerf). ......
Edwin Lloyd
Danglar, (Super-cargo).. VIM. Bennett
Cadarousse Can Inn-keeper( -.
...........W W. r. Daley
Abbe Faria. David Herne
Mons Morel Owner of Pharoah) =,
.............. ......... $500. -;.. Mr.. ASH
Gendarme....... ........ John - " :. =
Mercedes (The Catalan May NannarS
SYNOPSIS:
Act 1.-Scene l. Harbor overlook
ing the CITY of Marseilles. Arrival o
the ship Pharoah. Edmond and Mer
cedes. The Conspiracy scene =
Office of the Procurer Du Roi. Inc
Anonymous letter. Interview VIII NIL
Dantes. Scene 3. Reserve Inn: In'
Wedding Night. The Arrest. 10 tn
Chateau DIFF.
"a lapse of eighteen years between
Acts / and y
Act 2.-Scene /. Apartment III th'
House of Count De MorceTi: seen
2. Tomos of the Chateau DIT. IN
Abbe's legacy. Scene .. lne iA
terror of the Chateau DIFF. The BuTia,
The Escape. ''The World is Mine
Act 3.IInn Pont Du Gard. A6o
Busoni, meeting with Albert. Vile
fort, The Minister of Police.
Act 4.-Hotel De Morcer. Coun
of Monte Cristo. The reconvictlon
The Insult.
Act 5.-The forest of Fontainoieau
The Apology. To the galleys ana 10
life. Death of Fernand. Ibe Ven
geance of Monte Cristo Is eomple'e'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18

A crowded house greeted the first
appearance of the Daley Company,
who presented a dramatization of Du-
mas "Count of Monte Cristo." The
performance was a good one and was
generously applauded.
The principals were very clever in
their various roles, notably Miss Nan
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
RecIsTEArIoN NOTICE.

The Board of Registration SITS every
day from 10 to 2, and Tuesday and satur-
aay evenings from to s.
All desiring to vote for Delegates TO
81. Constitutional Convention must
v;s,er. Do not fail to do so, and make
it your personal business
vour neighbor is also registered.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
Keep at 1t.

Women everywhere, all over the
world, are demanding their political
rights and soon shall receive them.
Women. let US work, work, work, and
keep at it, and we shall soon reach a
time when we shall no longer be robbed
of our rights nor rated lower than In
dams and with criminals, lunatics and
idiots politically.-Friend of Home.
Effiugham. Ills.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18

The ADVERTISERS is the lead
ing paper of the Hawaiian lsL-
auds. III has larger circulation
and prints more live news IHAn
any other island paper. Price %
cents per month, in advance. hLnS
mp telephone No. So
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
AcfiHe iowa W ON en-.

The reports of the proceedings of the
Iowa legislature show that numerously
signed woman suffrage petitions are be-
ing presented with a frequency that
must convince the most obtuse member
that Iowa women want to vote. A
new feature this year has been the cir
culation of petitions TO be signed by tax
paying mothers. Woman's Standard
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
MR. HARRY ROBERTS
a Newspaper Artist, Late of the
San Francisco Evening Posi-

Is prepared to make Illus
trations for newspaper adj
vertlsements, or for book and
Job work at short notice.
Cuts of buildings, portraits,
real estate maps, ETC., made
at Coast rates.
Fine pen work for labels
and photograving. Music
copied.
Address care of the ADvER-
TIsER Office.
3636-ti
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
THE COUNT OF MONTE CR|STO
A Crowded House Greets the Dai.
ley Company.
A STRONG PLAY. WE'LL RENDERED.

The Decentralization of Dumas Famous
Story-A Strong Performance Given
by the Newly Arrived Companv-Cast
of Characters and synopsis of Play.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18

Thirty-two che ia players were
hauled in by the police early yes
terday morning.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
Grown Flour
FOR SALE BY
Castle & Cooke
1888 1514-1mtf
Meeting Notice.

ATA SPECIAL MEETING OF THE
"A stockholders OF the Honomu Sugar
Company held this day at the office OF U.
Brewer & Company. Limited, the BY
Laws OF me CORPORATION were amended
creating the office oi Vice President
Mr.. f. f. Bishop was duly elected for
the remainder of the Corporation year
for this position.
A G.. LOVEKIH,
Secretary, Honomu Sugar 20.
Honolulu, March 20, 1894.
36s9-Im
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18

Get your name on the register
before it is too late.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
Have Won registered yet?

Daily ADVERTISER 20 cents
month.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-18
A. F. COOKE,

MANAGER, HAWAIIAN
FERTILIZERS CO.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-05-03
WHIP AND SPUR.

A fast horse with an odd name is Monkey
Rolla, 2:151k.
Little Albert, 2:lO, has started in SO races
and only been behind the money once.
Concord. n. H.. will be the center of trot
ting races in the Granite State this year.
The roads of New Jersey are without a
doubt the best to be found in the country.
This year for the first time will the Pale
Alto farm be represented on the track by q
PAGER.
Charles Thompson, owner of Riverside
stock farm, Window, Mimi, is q deaf
mute.
The statement that McHenry will put
Monbars, trotting record 2:11s<. to pacing is
confirmed.
San Francisco will have a horse show
next October similar to the national horse
show of New York.
1t is reported that G. ]. Hamlin wants to
start Nightingale. 2:101f, in two mile race
against Greenlander, 2:12.
A jury has decided that the Illinois Cen.
trail railroad must pay s., 900 for killing the
stallion Memento Wilkes. 2:241S.
With go, 500 on the card for its six days
racing, the Terre Haute Qnd. fair Of 1894
should rank among the most memorable
meetings ever placed on record.
6 Charles Cochran, the old time care takef
Of Goldsmith Maid. is still in active service
at Palo Alto. He has been well known In
the horse world for over 40 years.
The Rev. 7. c. Stsckhouse of Fayette
county, KY, has one brood marc which
cost him s125 10 years ago and from which
he has realized &, 600 for her produce since
that time-Turf, Field and Farm.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-05-03
THE WEDDING AT cOBURG.

An attempt to properly pronounce the
various names and titles of the royal pair
that were married in Coburg greatly mars
the pleasure of reading the accounts of the
wedding. Call.
The marriage of Russian prince and
German princess, with the queen of Eng
land presiding over the ceremony. might
have meant something important in the
old days, but it amounts to nothing in this
democratic age.-Memphis Appeal Ava
lanche.
Queen Victoria planned all of the ar
engagements for the royal marriage at Co
bug Her majesty is bearing the infirm.
tiles of nearly IS years, but when it comes
to running wedding or engineering mar
rage engagement she is just able as she
was 40 years ago.-Kansas City Star.
Queen Victoria made brilliant display
of diamonds at the Wedding Of the Grand
Duke of Hesse and Princess Victoria. 1t II
understood that during the progress OF
events the Prince of Wales did the same
tastefully combining them with hearts,
spades and clubs Washington Star.
This royal wedding is fair sample of all
events of its kind. Wherever there is a
massing of royalty there is a massing OF
police. Royal visits are occasions for fear
and trem bling on the part of the police, and
royal personages are hedged about no longer
With divinity and loyalty, but with armed
Kuards.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Another pair of royal cousins have been
married. But the traits of European royal
families are not altogether admirable
that they should be emphasized and per.
petuated by intermarriaRe. The royal
stock of Europe would be improved if the
European p1nces were permitted to marry
the women they love, independently OF
their birth or position.-Boston Globe.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-05-03
Postmaster BIrzPArR1cK.

There have been differences of opinion
as TO who should be postmaster of Water
bury. The two candidates who figured
most prominently in the contest which has
been going on for almost year were
strongly endorsed. Each had his host of
friends and all of them could not expect to
be satisfied. There are disappointments
at the conclusion of every such contest.
The unfortunate method taken by the
postofice department to decide the matter
is responsible for most of the mischief
that has been done. That is thing of
the past, however, and it is the duty of
every domocrut to abide the result and
loyalty to acquiesce in the choice of the
appointing power.
Mr. Fitzpatrick is good democrat. No.
body questions his ability to perform the
duties of the office to which he has been
chosen. Under his administration the
office will be well managed, and wherever
it is possible the service will be improved.
In bidding farewell, officially, to Post
master Doherty. we desire to say that he
has been an excellent postmaster. To
properly perform the manifold duties of
such a postoffice as Waterbury is no
small task. 1t is full of complications and
difficulty. Yet during the four years of
Colonel Dohertys term the business has
been conducted without friction.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-05-03
PEN, PENCIL AND BRUSH.

Eugene Field has a great penchant for
hunting curios.
Sara Jeanette Duncan is the latest au-
thor to be announced.
Mr.. Aubrey Beardsley, the artist whose
fantastic drawings are just now "fad'' of
English boCkmakers, is not much over 90
years old.
Adolph Wenzel, the German painter, is
7s years old and works several hours daily
in his studio. He is one of the lions of 60
cial Berlin.
Walter Besant is chronic, dyed in the
wool optimist, and he is said to be more
proud of the fact than he is over all his
literary successes.
Catharine Conway, the associate editor
of the Boston Pilot, is an accomplished
newspaper worker and is besides an essay
list and writer of verse.
Sir Joshua Reynolds was often annoyed
by being requested to paint the portraits of
ugly women of quality. He said: IF I
paint them as they are, they will hate me.
If don't paint them as they are, shall
hate myself"
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-05-03
FAMILIAR PHRASES APPLIED.

"By by" as the clerk said to the Gus
toner.
''Take u chair" as the dentist said to his
patient.
pardon me-" az the criminal said to the
governor.
"Ho. there" as the farmer said to his
field hand.
you're corker," as the brewer said to
the bother.
drop in some Time" as the slot machine
said to the nickel.
"After you," as the policeman said to the
escaping sneak thief.
Come around next week." as Thursday
said to the day before.
"Get on to it," as the bicycle teacher said
to his nervous scholar.
"Call again." as the poker player said to
the other poker player.
''step this way, please" as the dancing
master said to his class.
"You make me tired, )" as the hired girl
said to the Monday washing.
ats all up with you," as the sidewalk
sweeper said to the roof cleaner.
"That's the end of it," as the boarder said
to the landlady when she gave him the tail
Of the chicken.-New York Advertiser.