Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-02-14
COMES EASY FOR THEM
MI. Dooley On the Advantages Of q Chicago
Alderman.
He Advised Mr.. Hogan TO Bring -
Promising Boy Up to Enses
the Council.
From the Chicago Post.

From the Chicago Post.
by dad" said Mr.. Dooley. the othse
night, I'm goin' TO r-run fr alderman.
am so. Hogan was just in here an he was
ta-alkin' about his little Mid. He an tn
gossoon's mother can't make up their minds
about what the kid'n be. Hogan he says.
The ould woman he says, wants to make
a priest iv him. he says. But l.. he sayA.
4 think he ought TO be a lawyer Don't
We do II, Hogan says L. Don't ye do it,
says l. There's priests an lawyers I
says. enough i says. to sind two worlds
to hell says. am get thin out again I
says. Make him an alderman 1 says.
An thin what dye think the big fool asks
me? Where can 4 find a school, he says,
to sind him to- School, mind We, Jawn.
SCHOOL,? says i. Faith. Hogan, II We don't
sind him TO school at al. at ali, he's sure
! says, TO be wan a..
but tits thrue I've told We there's no lob
like it. No work or worry. Nawthin, but
sit down with ye'er hat cooked over ye'er
eye an yeer feet on a mahogany table, an
let tn roly-boly dhrop into ye'er nit TIL
most wurruk an alderman has to 10 is to
presint himself with a gold shtar wanst q
year SO he won't forget he's an aldhernsn
Whin he has tn shtar upon him he can 60
anywhere an diygle tn clint to pay Tia
good f'r anything FRI ball to a chris.en-
In, an. by gar, Billy oBroyn wu-y4Saa,t IN
IN church. He wint 10 mass oyer be)Ta-
ather kelly's wan Sundah mornin' TO sQuars
himsilf, an whin Dinnis Nugent pass tn
plate 70 him he showed tn shtar. .Ar-fe 70
an aidhermany' says Nugent. L am that
says % Brovn. Thin says Nugent stickln'
IN plate under his nose. Thin ne says,
lave half fr tn parish he saws Well.
sir, oBreyn was that mad he waited till
aItner mass an ne made Nugent ate TN
Key IN Hiven' and four chapters In The
Lives iv the Saints In the vesthry
w MN you an me, Jawn, wants 70 go to
IN Iaeayter what 40 We do? dig down in
IN jeans Nv us an hand out IN dough.
What does an alderman do? He goes up
as GRAND as a lord an flashes the shtar
Good avenin', alderman says tn manlon
the dure. Good ag.nin'.' says the alefher-
man, , Kindly give me box with yellow
satin lnin' In IT. he says. AN have thin
girls. he says. in tn las act come down 4,
IN fr-ront Nv tn stage he says. FIR mo
sight as poor tonight ne say. Firm Lux
IN fr tn worst iv IT,, he says. Whin
there's a procession, who rides in tn hacks
with tn flags an green bougns on thim2
Tn aldhermen. Whin there's a bankit at
IN Auditorium who has tn front seat an
the first grab at IN pie? Tn alderman.
Did We liver hear ~ an alderman ben' ar
risted? BY ga, j believe tn polisman that
I'D artist an aldheI man wouldn't get OF
short Nv tin years. he can get just as
he wants an go home, yellin at livery
shtep, an what tn ell does a man want
more thin that? Whin that there Bool-
gahrian princess that they called the in
f2nt-her that had two childher-was here.
who do We think dhrove around with her
but that little shkate iv a Waterford man
Nv Jawnny Powers Rhode around with
her with a shtovepipe hat his head an
dill mon as big a coalscuttle in his
shirt. Mike Gallagher was in here an told
ne about ii. an he said tn infant was go
/ in up TO tn house to have supper. but
Jawnny told her twas ironin' day. an tn
women folks d be tired out. Well SAYS
j TO Gallagher, whin I heard IT, I wond-
her where tn infant borrid money ] says,
TO get back TO Boolgahria on I says.
Ills an iligant job. lawn. We have
nawth.n' to worry We. whin ye'er hungry
We 20 to a bankit. Whin ye'er broke all We
have to do Is TO give something away that
don't belong to We. IT'S tn only thrade left
fr young man. an I'm goin' TO have
hogan begin tachin' his boy rough-an'-
tumhle fightin' tomorrow an give him tn
proper shtart."