The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1894-03-16
GLIMPsEs OF LIFE.
Presence of Mind.

Presence Of Mind.
The young couple were noted as soon az
they entered the railroad car ana Immediately
put down as bridal pair. But they were re-
markahly self-possessed and acted just like
old folks. so that after short time the other
passenger began TO doubt 1t after all. As the
train moved out, however, the young man
rose to remove bis overcoat and shower OF
rice fell out, while the passengers smiled
youth, who also smiled and. turning to hls
partner. remarked audibly: "By Jove. May.
I've stolen the gr0om's Overcoat.- Harpers
Bazaar.
A Faithful Friend.
There's friend that win yer b. tr ~ you
On which you ian always depend.
| just give 1t a trial, pray you.
1t lie known as the wordrous "skin friend"
II Ia n AIDE OF pure oils, and unscented-
ls healing and bland In Its scope.
| BY the "bon ton" It's Oft conpmented.
tits Anglers Petroleum Soap.
Good Advice.
The New York World advises the house OF
representatives. 10 adjourn and 90 home II 1t
cannot lake and enforce rule that Will COM
pei the members to do their duty as members
of congress. This Is good, honest advice from
= D. mocrai to aDemocratic congress.-l From
the Lowell Mail.
| Opportunity.
| Floral have just found dollar and am
hesitating whether to give 1t to the Mission
airy Society or buy some ribbon for dear little
FIio.
Frank-Ab, see; undecided whether to
'point a moral or adOrn tail."-l From
Truth.
When the hair has fallen out. leaving the
head bald, II the scalp is not shiny. there Is
chance CT regaining the hair by using Hairs
Hair Renewer.-adv.
An Exception.
Teacher-Johunie Milsap. am astonshed
to hear you say "Them Is" Don't you know
them is' is ungrammatical, uncouth and
barbarous?
Johnnie--'Tsint always. ma'am. Some
times it's proper.
Teacber-Can you mention an instance In
which 1t is correct and grammatical!
Jobnnie-Themistoces [Chicago Trib-
une.
Ethel says she Is single from oh ,ice,' said
Fanny. "Tbat's right" remarked registering
Blade. 1.-THE one she hoped to marry made
chuice Of some one else.'-[Foedo Blade.
81 have used Ayers Hair Vigor for num-
Der OF years. and 1t has always given me sat-
isfacrion. II IS an ex client dressing. pre-
vents the hair from turning gray. insures its
vigorous growth, and keeps the scalp white
and clean. MARY A. Jackson, Salem. Mass.
"Won't you patronize the grab-bag?' said
the pretty girl at the ia r. "Thanks." said
the young man who makes puns; "don't care
II do. How much is seizln' tlcket?'-
Washington Star.
II don't see your husband with you 80
much as when you we're In your honeymoon"
attendant at his church. "Has he grown
cool?' ''Not II what you preach be true"
she said, coyly. "He Is dead.'-( Toledo
Blade.
Tapley's "Bread Winner outwears all
other shOes.-adv.
At prayer meeting In northern Maine
simple looking fellow arose and said:"I
would like you to pray for my brother He
went awav, two weeks ago and we haven't
heard from him since. 1 don't know just
where he Is. but you needn't pray down be-
low Bangor YORK Times.
Provocation Justtable-Parson Wrathers
DE sexton OBJ dis church am a-fool!
CONGREGATIONAL m! FASHION!
ParsOn Wrathers-I Joan keer cuSs Any
man who dOan' know no noah dan to leabe
fl, papsh where POI neat-sighted pshson
lays bis notes am all dat an mo- too. Dis
meetin' am adjo'ned.- Judge.
Pilesi Piles! Itching Piles.
SYMPTOMS Moisture; intense itching and
If allowed to continue tuners form, which often
bleed and ulcerate, becoming verv sore.
SwAYNE's OINTMENT stops the itching and
bleeding, heals liberation and In most cases
removes the tumors. At druggists, or by mai,
for SO cents. DR.. Swayne Son. Philadelphia.
A school teacher. notorious In his county
for paying only such of bis Indebtedness 81 he
was compelled % and getting credit wherever
possible, had the arithmetic class before him
mo-" be said, holding up silver dollar,
how much money Is thisW "One dollar
"And how many bushels OF pot atees could l
buy with It, potatoes being worth fifty cents
a bushe?" Nobody answered, and the
grocers boy held up his hand 81 know" be
said. "Well. my lad, tell the class how many"
Enough to last you all winter, counltn' W at
you would git charged" And the school
teacher knew better than TO lick the grocer's
Free Press.
For Over Fifty Years
MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for children teetnng. 1t soothes the
child, softens the gums, allays all pain. cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for
Dtarrhoea. Twenty-Five cents bottle. Sold
ny all druggists throughout the world.-adv
Two little girls whose father was an earn.
eat member of society for the prevention OF
erie bv visiting aunt. When thev returned
their father said: II hope you didn't see
any cruelty done to the poor bea.ts.' "Oh.
yes. papa said the older girl .'there was one
rase of 1t ;" "What was II y "Why, the lion |
tanner put bis head right In the lions moui " |
swell, what was cruel about that?' why, |
you could see, ist as plainly as could be,that |
The horrid man had halr-oi on his head ~
Youths Companion.
1t will not Straighten Teeth,
but SOZODONT will vitalize and beautify
hem, aud lmpart delicious fragrance to the
breath This preparation. In use 20 long has
not one enemy. 1t is a perfec. Cesar Of
Wash. 1t came, saw. and conquered. Its
ale is widening every year, and will continue.
When introduced on the toilet, 1t remains.
SPALDrNG's GLUE is Caesar and a holder
wherever II comes
A man never knows that woman has any
I'D clothes until he has married her.-[Sift-
ngs.
One sh, uld confne him self to the diction-
lrv even when he il declaiming to stubborn
mule. dallas News.
edo you think Officer McGohb ia SQUARE %