Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-01-31

a clear case-A Sitss ohS.
A jury trial--Listeuing to the law
yers.
Other garments inf Ience a woman,
but it is her hat that dominates her.
Puck.
A Fearful Fate: Van Demitt--"So
he's a cyuic, ehl Been disappointed IN
love, has he2" Van Arndt-''No; IN
his cook. Vogue.
Grocer-.'Your son seems to be full o'
grit" Customer-"Yes; you know he
eaten YOUR sugar for several years. =
New York Journal.
1t will be some time before Hawaii as
a part Of the United States can be gen
orally regarded as pronounced success.
w ashingtOn Star.
When the young man becomes en-
ga ed to young lady he establishes :
protectora;e. Tue wedding Is annex =
tion.-Baltimore American.
A violinist to be successful mist keer
up with the times. TLAt IS, ne shouIb
ALWAYS have something new on the
SIIllL.-iS itlGSNCI DGllOCIdA.
Jagson says i. is the man who lives il
nnar,ments who believes that the sayin :
''there is no place like home" has fiat
ntradlction.-EImlra Glz tie.
There is not much difference between
n young mans fist love affair and the
way he feels when he first sits in a
BARRIERS chair.-AtchisOl Globe.
"What makes you wait for the change
before you select your glovesr "Be-
cause there may be some new style be-
fore it gets back. ."-Iuter-O Ocean.
"rhis is a nice time to come homo, y
she said. lam glad to hear you say
so, dear" he answered; 81 thought you
might think l was rather late. New
York Press.
The result of jumping at CONCLUSIONS
is markedly shown in those women real
ers who first turn to the back of the
.ovel to see how the story turns out
Philadelphia Times.
You mag think you are better thln
l an" said the larger portion of the
Steak to the Tcuder.oin; "0ut l don't
know any one that gets cut out o!tcner
than you do."-PLcl.
Mr.. Brown (whose family are in des-
titute circumstances)-''L There
are burglars in the house" Mrs. Brown
(coolly)-"I hope they have brought
something. Kate Fields Washington.
Maude-"Me marry that old fright!
Why, hes got one foot III tue graYc."
Emily-"TAen, dear, that's all he ever
will get in, unless that particular grave
Is considerably larger than usual. Dos
ton Herald.
Captain Nimrod Ito city friend on
hired mount, who is in ditfcnltiesl-
swell, old fellsh, how are you coming
on2' Friend (Oetweeu gaspsj-"Dm-
10. Af-raifl--Tu-- coming of. -
FGnay Folks.
Jess-"How in the world does Miss
FItz make herself out 20 be twenty -swoi"
Bess -"Twcnty-two years ago the family
Bible was lost il fire, and to fix the
date beyond question she had to begin
all over again"
Shadbolt On the crowded caD-"NTc-
Stab, this is the first time ever saw goa
rise and give your seat to woman" "
McStab (ot the suburbs, in woestrucll
whisperJ -"Shl That's our hired girlr'
Chicago Tribune.
"Just put this on the slate" said Mr..
NJ. p. Kuhn, after ordering LOAF
OF coal. ave don't keep any slate, "
tie dealer informed him. "Don't keep
any s!atei What do you do with it
SCI itf-Indicna?Olis Journal.
my DEAR" said lie to his lady love,
'Tvo been busy oil day; no: manual
labor, you know, bu. brain work. which
IS tie hardest kind" "l-cs, indeed; I
know it must bo FOR you," and there
was a look of tender sympathy in her
oyos which aroused him.-New York
News.
"Say, Tom, this proposing is fearful
business, isn't iLl i fellow never knows
how to so at i, in the MS. graceful wsy.
Come, now, Whist d,d ycI say to Mrs.
Grceawa'ter when yol asked ncr 20 be
your wifc1' liemin scent Husband
''Great Scottl what di,tu't Isay to Leri"
Toronto Empire.