The Van Buren press., 1894-10-20
HUMOROUS.

The reasons Inv peopieE VINO sse e,sss
what they think nre ghosts nersr EraF-
pleaswirh them IL that they know IL In "
dangerous to hug n delusion.=-gs gsston
Transcripts
Mr. Ii Ibradgelta visiting b 8ftsii-
man1--AA4sv the wav, Boston is within
q few hoursuof lNewmA orig. isIlit it2as
Miss gintour tot New u orix1--- hi tienrs
no;rit ISN'T Within twenty yearssof it'll
-Na9ues1
--,liaksi wAdyice.--I,inlkEz--.sT A he asioosse~
tor advisesashort, quick runs ssaverntFa
times a dav.s sbut ne SAYS the sexercine
will do me no good unless it has an 1i,-
iect.s Jinksn-sB Buy straw ma H n. a
" Weeiziv.
= 'Eae htvlish bathing Suitz---
EsDfd Won hear. aboutasisarnvs q twcfton
falling into the watcr fthishmornlnKs
Daisy n o: wass she hurtfp Klttvs-
ss0fr nu.zbut it ruined her new bnthinR
suit.s'-p Detroit EreesRress.s
IL 4pcreis-a tine worti.n said P1ofidinr
Pete. as he aaidsdownra piecesof papsr
that mad BEEN svrapnett arts11Ist a iisiizzss=
santiwicn.as Dat's hneaworrisr spro-ss'
.arastinatc.a What does ID naean2iiS 1t
L'irIlr OF rnessbein prorrustinateci flunrzu
Six trains this weei<gA w ell. we F's--
Washington otars
--Neta ililemmasH--A v0ung muuwasraS
giving n grapIlr descriptions OF am es.ss
cape from an zenragelts sbuii4s u seizectzas
him by the sttii.s = he exciaimeti.e ''a1frtzsa
there | sytrsi j WIS afraid to mold on .gsz
.ane II dare mt aieta got BcBween the
horns OF n dilemma.Ayen enturrds n iady.
ssOh. np.sI wfsnb b between the hornx mt
al: ana besides, he wasnit a dilemmnszAs
II e WIS a bulfn
Some sof tfle qualifications nee<iesiae1
Ilv the hartiwareg uaan arerst tlInt ha ngl
shouid be plane mausa possessing
iinvf1 enurtv.dc business ON the squarcs
,aoS be q gouue IN trattes shouidl be
tacis-tician. a n 81 augurnizersa scremsa
K Epuious. .iile.antilrurpicz.i gousias eatch'a
| II unmarried. Ixeepa barastocized onlv
with .snippers and punches. and try
| K, compass mis- ends SO as to retirc 20
mower nonors In this hislifc-%--Isarfiwures
--Es WAS littla New tiampsilire viii
| iare among tne monntains. wherr thet
frountrv store servcrt posb office. eir-sz
i.cuiating library. shoe store nnd eyery-s1
itlinr else eompineu. thatz a BOSTON
\ Lativ. { glancing overr thel books. in-ss
ouired.s ave Won browning N
\ said the attenttant. somewhatzrcg1rtss
lfully. and notixnowing Just wi1ntakin<tz.
of an article Browning mi1at be, s.taveEs
I nave notih Then. more brightly t7-' Wesss
k.have backing ana hlneing. and ma va o. =
,msns wv 1ur doesnsw friteing.z " Nes oecfs-sss
i 4sionaiiv tie pinifing. Woaldany OF ti1ezsass
4 i,loaT-Ap Apresbvterisn journnt..
N 10y es. said the rparson. a teaeaas
I tul1ie. n oung, sissrran WIS ouh driving
! with Miss Popinjay the otherevening.
J and MS horse ra n away hevl wereaz
! both thrown ou bs and the buggy wfrszas
smashed 10 pieces. II wasa Frt,vidcntaata
escape for1ooth OF thems bnt 4 ean't un=z's
derstanti how the young man Gains 10 =
Z. lose control of his horxc. lie mustz ~
rtshave been ldri wing with one nana-f Il fp-
oantiv fggesteds the minister = eltiestsa
sou---4, wild 1alxeas of a 0nsfs1 DIR per-aEs
n hans. shesiilsci the feins arorntt hisisis
|, necss. = said Edith. a shvsyounR peautv II
Il lof sixteen. rri tn a charming n1fen. "A nd a
slE,s..r ..v eryss,otlv exeiainletia IN choraixz
VNsnv.a tx ditnl aSnbr,ngel y ronictess-