The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-10-17
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The pecan trees of Texas yield
every year 100000 pounds of nuts.
- There are now in Japan 377
Christian churches and 43 mission
aries.
One student out Of every 16
in America is studying for the minis
try.
= The bag in the knees Of mans
pantaloons isn't always filled with
piety.
- The Australians have more
churches in proportion to population
than any other people.
The recent cyclone in Cuba de-
stroyed about two hundred lives and
two million dollars worth of property.
= Money is magnet. Put it
in the hands of some men, and it
will draw the religion out of their
hearts.
A Mississippi woman put three
burglars to fight recently by throwing
can full of kerosene oil in their
faces.
Jones-Have you heard about
the mean trick [ played on my wife {
Brown-Do you mean the time you
married her?
He-Do you think your father
would object to my marrying you Z
She-I don't know. If he's anything
like me he would.
: The main reason why Moses and
Joshua accomplished great things was
because they were willing for God to
be commander-in-chief.
The total number Of blind per-
sons in the United States and Europe
is 252, 2,745, or about eighty-one to each
100000 of population. =
"A South Carolina negro who
awoke one night to find three rabbits
| in his bed, has lost his reason, be-
lieving that he was ''conjured." !"
= Near Jacksonville, Fla, negro,
while fishing, hauled up an old revol-
yer Of the Revolutionary war pattern.
The initials, ~. G. B." were stamp,
ed on the barrel.
= IT would rather trust that medi-
| cine than any doctor I know OF" says
Mrs. Hattie Mason, Of Chiffon, Carter
Co., Mo-, in speaking of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy.
For sale by Hill Bros.
= New York stands at the head Of
the hay-producing States, the hay crop
of this State being of the average
value annually Of more than $50, ,OOO,-
900.
= The German government has
issued an edict to the effect that the
names for new babies must be taken
only from the Bible and the roll Of
princess and national heroes.
"A new scrubbing machine is
whirled over the floor like lawn
mower. 1t soaps, vets, rubs and dries
the floor, and two or three movements
of the machine make the boards shine.
An Albany, Ca, woman, who
tried to rid her premises of rats by
soaking hominy in arsenic water, says
| that the entire tribe Of rodents now
inhabiting her place are Of snowy
whiteness, but still alive and frisky.
Maud: They ought not to allow
marriages between cousins. Marie ;:
Why not? Maud: Because if you
marry your cousin your own children
are scarcely related to you. They are
only your second cousins. q
= Clancy Matthews, a colored wo-
man, ITO years of age, died at Little
Rock, Ark, the other day. She was
born in ?e4rry County, Alabama: She
retained her vigol Of mind and body
until few days befcSc. her death
when she broke down.
-"And your husband is deaoii
said the bachelor. eyes" sighed the
lovely and grief-stricken widow. II
declare, I almost envy him" !" "Why?"
"For being the object over which you
grieve. I would be almost willing to
die myself to have SO charming wo-
man mourn for me.
In some Of the German towns
when man is covicted of beating his
wife he is allowed to 60 to his work
as usual, but his wife gets his wages
and he is locked up only on Saturday
night and remains in prison until the
following Monday. The punishment
usually lasts for ten weeks.
RUDY's PILE SUpposIToRY, is guar
anteed to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. 50cents per box.
Send stamp for circular and Free Sam
ple to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster, Pa.
For sale by White & White, drug
gists, Anderson, S. q.
CA girls taste differs according
to age. At sixteen she wants dude
| with waller shoes and a microscopic
mustache at twenty, chief justice,
with q pile Of tin, at twenty-five she'll
be satisfied with a member of Con-
gress at thirty country doctor or
preacher will do, and at thirty-fve
anything that wears pants, from an
editor down.
"A goose with remarkable mater
nal (astinct has been found near
Berryyin Harrison County, Ky. Her
brood was recently drowned, and an
old sow, with litter Of twelve pigs,
died about the same time. The old
mother goose has adopted the little
orphan pigs and persists in her atten-
tion toward them. The family is
doing well.
= With a sufficient number of
pneumatic guns capable of throwing
half a ton of dynamite to an indefinite
distance and lifting an acre of water
some hundreds of Feet into the air like
that one tested at Sandy Hook day
or two ago, the New York Tribune
thinks the American Eagle ought, for
the present, to be able to roost in Sc
curity, so far, at any rate, as his coast
line is concerned.
Every mother should know that
Group can be prevented. The first
symptom Of true Group is hoarseness.
This is followed by peculiar rough
cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy is given freely as soon as the