Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-08-08
HEGOTINTOT HEDIE
A MEMBER OF THE LIARS CLUB
HEARD TlszAis LAST ADDR-s


aud Iii. Cou.oicpco only Bothered Him
when Ito saw That Ito wouid he suo-
e..,fsi ts. scheme.
Tho PARTY wa7 I'm conversation over
~ bcer OF all shades and OFT d'Er'.1 OF
excellence and tales h1d been to.a in
several languages ani OF ui'ct.o u,ltc7.
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me only moro unEion' 20 F.t lhpre
isn't tho morrow runo. ana ltHw tho
chances Tor a pcnp at The thuw growing
cknapCfa'inE'y ICES, WHOM ! suddenly
felt myfo'f puag ,od Of un idea ! went
70 tho house " parliament aud after
much Inquiry learned that the librarian
OF the upper house, and Dc alone. could
admit mo. and / succeeded iu scoing
him. I'm surprised, l said 20 him.
that you have made no provision for
tho press NJ ntimo 10 important 81 this.
'Prcssr said he. Why. press uchots
hnvo been iasucd toall who 1rc entitled
20 them, and N you hnvo received mono
it's mistakc-an ovurdght Ho called
q servant. said something In q jargon
which | could not understand und made
mo bow Of dismissal The man. who
WINS dressed 20 go on In tho chorus u
the 'BcgEur Student or the 'Blhot Illus.
tar. bockonod me 70 follow him. led
me 20 ma inner room, whoro ho left mo
with . desk, two chairs and my guilty
conscience began 20 wish mysolf
back at the hotol, with its good wine.
good music and fine Wow ON the Dan.
ubo. Visions OF police investigation
and nn exposure, with possibly u torn
IA a Hungarian jail, ruso boioro me- fur
you know ! had no moro 60 do witt
Newspaper business than l had will
African exploration, whom clerk On
tered and with many iiirt aud huttoI
proceeded 90 mako out my credentials
Tor admission TO the press logo
He was a funny little man, this
clerk. who lnborcd under tho hallucina
ton that no could speak English. and
he was further afflicted with that mild
form OF insanity which maniiosts itscl
IN tho dyed muslnohe. ho took my mint
and pedigree asked me whence l cant
and how long proposed To remain II
tho city ANA ! answered all with tina
promptness and strict truthiulncsa whicl
ono acquires uy years OF association
with tho members OF this club
FINALLY he put tho poser What 4
the name oi your pnpori ] thoughtwitl
right that OIL great papers must DO rcp
resented ana t,ar'd that n / montiono,
ono O! thom | would bo discovered am,
lost so, thinking OF tho motto NJ th
club 'e'.'' loves a cheerful liar sni,
without moments hesitation, TIL
North Adams Transcript Ito didu'
Just remember the nnino and hnd 90 nsI
a. 10 tho spelling several times Will
making ON, tho documents by means O
which was 10 secure an admission
card but u DC had pressed mo after
saw that the blum went would hay
told HIM circulation story which