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The morning call., 1894-12-27
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW

4 DVICE FREE: DIVORCE LAWS AsPECIAL-
- W. collections, damages, wills, deeds, etc. &. W.
HOWE, Att'yat-Law. $50 Market, cor. Stockton-ts
w w. DAVIDSON. ATTORNE Y- AT-LAW, 420
w California ST., rms. 14-l5; advice free. do IF
- a. CRoTHERs, ATToBNEY-AT-LAW, 6O5
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TOHN r AITKEN, ATTORNEY AT-LAw
q r. IS and II. 400 MONTGOMERY cor. Caiornia,tf
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DELINQUENT SALE NOTICES.

DELI oUENT SALE NOTICE. SCORPION
- Mining Company. Location OF principal place
OF business san Francisco. CAL: location OF
WORKS Virginia City, Storey County, Nevada
hotiee.-fhere are delinquent upon the follow
o, levied on the 4th day of October 1894, the
several amounts set opposite the names Of the
respective shareholders as folloHs:
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PERSONALS.

I ADlES-THE BEST PLACE TO GET A
u CLOAK, suit or furs cheap ready made or made
to order Is at the St Louis Cloak and Fur Com
pany. 1852 Market ST., bet olden Gate ave, and
Turk ST. den3 II
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QSO REV ARD - LOST, DIAMOND SCARF
u w pin, Christmas night bet. Jones and O'Far-
rell, Mason and Geary. Return same to 4O6 Ma
san and above reward Will be paid. &. A GU.
NARD.
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Y DUNG NURSEGIRI FOR CHILRREN, ALSO
j assist IN homework TOT exchange of good home
and othes 1853 EliS st de27 3ts
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4 'HAMBERMAID, $40; WAITRESS. $50: GIRL
woma 10 take care of children, Sleep at
homo. 81 per day; s girls for homework Sl2. S15
ana $50. MRS. HIRD. 7O5 Polk st.
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0HSO r E S A ANT AND OYSTER
ID CCO. house: good location; private rooms;
present proprietor has it 80 years and must leave
city. 207 Third st. de24 It's
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STORES TO LET.
DRUGSTORE: GOOD CORNER. WITH FIX
~ lures; month rent free to reliable pa ty.
Address HOUSTON, 121 Market ST. de27 3ts
CTORE: GOOD FOR SHOEMAKER: RENT SIS
- month. Inquire Barber shop, Polk st. .
TOR RENT-5-RooM STORE FRONT. 272l
j Suffer st. Rent, SIG 90. de22 6tF
Ola NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. STOKE; 80;
DIV also large easements; cheap. del I'm
0lO STORE AND ROOM. 1927 UNION
III l. ST.. near ),aguna no23 III
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And In accordance with law and an order from
the board OF directors, made on the 7th day of
November, 1894. many shares or each parcel OF
such stock as be necessI ry viii be sold at
public auction at the saleSroom OF =. Z. Middleton
& Co.. 30 Montgomery street san Francisco, Cal,
on FRIDAY, the 2Sth day Of December 1894. at
the our OF 2 O'Clock NJ. of said day, pay said
DELINQUENT assessment thereon, together with
costs of advertising and expenses OF sale.
GEO. K. SPINNEY. Secretary.
Onace-310 Pine ST., room %, san Fran cigeo, Gal.
ds1l 81
CHEAPEST AND BEST IN AlIERICA-THE
" WEEKLY CALL, sent to any address in the
United States or Canada one year for 81, postage
tree
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II GORGE r. VOSS, LATE OF OMAHA NEB
" is requested TO commun icate with his sister,
Mrs. Lucy Muller care of Kunhardt & Co., y ew
y ork. The SAID George r. Voss last heard
from at st. Paul, Mimi, in October, 1893, pre-
sumabiy then bound for Alaska ANY person who
can give information regarding his movements or
whereabo Us will confer favor by eommuuieat-
ing with KUNhARDT & CO., 80 Beaver ST. New
ark City. de25 1t
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Va ANTED-YOUEG GIRL FOR ROUSEwORK
W and assist with children. 4 Waller IT. second
house from ctavia. de27 ITS
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CTALLs TO LET: 81 50 PER MONTH: ALL
- conveniences: cheap place to buy wood and
coal. 2620 Mission. de2b 7t*
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| Va ILL THE LADY WHO BOUGHT FUR CAPE
w at KELLY Il LIEBES' coaksJore- yesterday
| and for whom the wrong fur boa was wrapped up,
| please return the boa and receive her own and
/ oblge us?
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inAamed CON
dition of the mucous lining of the
eustachan tube. When this tube gets
inlamed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entire
ly closed deafness is the result, and un-
less the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed for
ever; nine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrah, which is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous sarfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars fol
any case of deafness Caused by catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
g5Y Sold by druggists, 75c.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
THE DELAWARE, SUsQUEHANNA AND
L SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD.


Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eckley, Halle
Brook, stockton, Beaver Meadow Road, Roam
and Hazleton Junction at 90, 8 10 IN, IL 10,
90 m, daily except Sunday, and 03 IN, 50
p IN, Sunday.
Trains leave Drifton for Harwood, Cranberry,
Tomhicken and Deringer at co IN, IL 10 p m,
daily except Sunday; and U3 IN, 2 Us p IN,
Sunday.
Trains leave Drifton for Oneida Junction,
Hurwood Road, Humboldt Road, oneida and
Sheppton atGlO m, II 10, 90 p M daily except
sunday; and Oh nj, = 3S p m, sunday.
Trains leave llazleton junction for Harwood,
Cranberry, Tomhicken and Deringer at o 81 a
IN, ~ N, daily except Sunday; and : Al "A m,
lS y III, sunday.
Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida
Junction, Hurwood Road, Humboldt Road,
Oneida ana Sneppton at q Al, o 10 III, II 40, 4 80
p IN, dali ~ except Sunday; and 40 IN, 3 OS p
III, sunday.
Trins leave Deringer for Tomhicken, Gram
berry, Harwood, Hazleton junction, Roam,
lieayer Meadow Road stockton, Halle Brook,
Eckley, JCddo and DrittOn at 2 40, q 07 p m,
daily except Sunday; and o 81 III, 3 o. M.
Sunday.
Trains leave sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt
Road, Harwood Road, Oneida Junction, Hazle-
Ton Junction n~d Roan at 81, 10 Id IN, 10,
3 . IN, daily except Sunday; and Il IN, 3 40
q m, sunday.
Trains leave Sheppton for Beaver Meadow
Road, stockton. Halle Brook, Eckley, Jeddo
and Drifton ut 10 III IN, 5 25 p m, daily, except
Sunday; and II IN, 3 10 p IN, Sunday.
Trains leave HaZetnn junction for Beaver
Meadow Road, Stockton, Halle Brook, Eckley,
Jeddo and Drftun ut 10 IS III, 3 IL, AZ, 8 30 p
m, daily, except sunday; and 10 0Sa III, 8 IS NJ,
Sunday.
All trains connect at IaZleton Junction with
electric cars for HaZeton, Jeanesyile, Auden-
ried and other points on Lehigh Traction Goa.
Il. k.
Trains leaving Drifton at 10 m, Hazleton
Junction at ~ a M, and Sheppton at 81 u m,
10 IN, connect ut Oneida junction with L. V.
X. r. trains east and west.
Train leaving Drifton at 90 a m, makes con-
nection at Deringer with =. Il. Il. train for
Wilkes-Barre, Sunbury, Harrisburg, etc.
e. B. COKE, DANIEL, COKE,
President Superintendent
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
The KING OF The ROAD.


With tattered blouse and nerves OF steel
This monarch of the flying wheek
Who steals along the rivers shore:
He whistlinp climbs into his place
And leaning DER he tries theigauge
He saws: cold Time to-day we'll raceu
And never dream he leads an ace
He glances pacK along the train
He pulls upon his bride rein,
And lo the train has taken wings
With rush and roar and shrielxs of r.. ga
1t darts along the slender rail-
This giant horse Of Times old age
Is like hound upon the trail
Inc urlver sees the whirling wheel,
Above the slender arms OF steel.
The while he whirls across the day.
While dreaming Yer some old love nape:
Once more he lets the giant out.
She gives sudden shrek of rage
And faster darts along the route.
Inc hahus upon T1me s dial face
He says: "Old girl wen win this race
And make this run as sure as fate"
Again his hand is tightly laid
Upon the throttle-open wide;
She darts away. as IL afraid.
And swiftly rocks from side to side.
she plucks great tieccy clouds OF steam
from Out her pockets pound with brass
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

From the Burlington, Vt, Free Press.
That old established cough remedy,
Downs Elixir, still more than holds its
own in the public estimation, despite
sharp and active competition. 1t is a
"home remedy" and in this locality
needs no words of praise from us. SC
well and favorably known is it. 1t is
the standard remedy for coughs, colds
and all throat troubles, with great nun
bers of our people, and their continued
use and unsolicited recommendation OF
it speaks volumes in its favor.
Sold by DR.. Schilcher.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

lta olla@es.
Sing to me, sparrow, out there on the sill;
Sing TO my sorrow, to-day and tomorrow
The winter is dr"ary and chill.
Sing to me- sparrow, of comfort you find;
Say Are you married, contented-so very
Out there on the slat OF the blindY
Sing to me- sparrow Why are you so gays
Chirping and cheery-no weather 100 dreary
For you 10 be piping away
Sing to me, sparrow, that !, 100, may learn
How not to worry tho trouble may furry
And blow me wherever Lturn.
George e. Bowen, in Inter Ocean.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

troop of native cavalry came in sight.
AS the brownsltins galloped toward us
the apes took flight and scampered M
the trees, vanishing us if by magic
among the upper branches.
The natives managed to mend the
carriage, after fashion, and then in
sisted on guarding us back to the resi-
dency, which we reached without fur
ther misadventures.
With all our fighting but few animals
had been killed. We ourselves had
hardly scratch, but the apes had torn
the curtains OF the gilded chariot pret-
ty well to pieces, and no doubt would
have served us the same way if help
had not arrived opportunely.
Altogether it was a very novel adven-
ture, but one which we did not care to
repeat; and thereafter whenever we
went out in the state carriage we took
another road, nor did we molest any of
the apes which we sometimes saw talk
ing their siestas in the forks of the tall
trees.
Our one experience had been enough,
and to this day recall with mingled
smile and shudder our battle with the
great apes of East India. st Louis
Republic
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15


Ees forts pairs of trousers and q gross Of
pique shirts:
One hundred pairs of silken hose-the kind that
never squirts;.
Hes fifty giddy walstcoats and half thou
sand ties,
And sixty sets OF underwear he hides from pub.
lie eyes.
A coat to eat his breakfast in; another, too fol-
lunch:
lie keeps coat for drinking tea and one 70,
reading Punch;
Jacket for the London Times one for his
shooting range
Another for the avenue, and forty more for
change.
a purple tic for nino a. M n yellow one for ten
shrimp pink bow for twelve o'clock green
one for his den;
An ashen scarf he wears to smoke at four he
wears blue,
And 'twixt this hour and midnight one of every
other hue,
'Tis said to be a foolish thing for gilded youth
who daily
About the street and clubs all day to keep
private valet;
And yet tbs a necessity that these our noblest
bloods
Should have a woll-trained serving-man to
help them wear their duds.
-Harrer's Bazaar
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

There lived Il man in Mexico
Who all his life did battle
no rightly spell such easy words
AS Nahuatlacatl.
He wrote the names OF all the towns,
1t took Of ink, bottle,
But could not spell Tenochtillan.
Nor plain Tlacatecotl.
He went to spelling-school each day,
And, though mSu of mettIe,
lie could not conquer Topiltzin,
Nor HuitziIopochetL
He dwelt some time in Yucatan,
And there, at Tzompantilli,
He learned to spell one little word,
Twas Ziuhonolpilli
The Joy of spelling just one word
Did all his mind unsettle,
But spelling SIN, he choked at last
On Popocatepeu.
j t Groenleaf, in Youths Companion
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
Gool-By.

We wave our hands and bid farewell,
We smile and say adieu,
We give our parting friends Cod speed
With blessings ever new.
We take the hand in cordial grasp,
We press the brow and cheek,
While fingers on the lips which hold
One word we cannot speak.
With beating hearts and pulsing veins,
With thought too deep for speech,
We tell our hopes and breathe our fears,
Each answering unto EACH
With sadness tingeing gladsome tones,
With swelling, moistened eye,
We press, in turn, the tire milling lips
That fain would say "good-by"
Clark w. Bryan, In Good Housekeeping
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
ARRANG EMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
I2nI

ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
FEB. IL, 1894.
LEAVE FREELAND.
) 50, 6 IS, 7 Il, s AZ 10 40 p m, for Drifton,
Jeddo. Lumber Yard, Stockton and llazleton.
Cos, %. 9 33 a IN, 50, 3 10. % m for
Mauch Chunk. Allentown, bethlehem, Phila.,
Cos, 983, 10 IL am, 22, 4 So. 6 6s m, for
Mahanoy City, shenandoah and Pottsville.,
- ~, 10 % q am, "a, II 81, "a IN, (via Highland
branchl Tor White Haven, Glen Summit, Wilkes
Barre, Pittston ana L. and b. Junction.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
II 40 m and A. p m for Drifton Jcddo, Lum-
ber Yard and Hazeton.
8 45 pm for Delano. Mahanoy City, Shenan-
doah, New York and Philadelphia.
ARRIVE AT FREELAND.
$50, as, 7@G, 919, 10 So, Il 50 m, l2 IS, If,
/ "a, q 5S 81, 10 81 pm, from Hazleton, Stock
ton, Lumber Yard, Jettilo and Drifton
I26, . 10, 10 81 III, 2 l3, "a, 4 IS, 10 81 p m,
from Delano, Mahanoy City and Shenandoah
tviu New Boston Branch).
IL IS, . 40, S3l, 10 32 N, from New York, Eas-
ton, Philadelphia, Bethlehem, Allentown and
Mauch Chunk.
g10, 10 IS IN, IL 5S, 3 40, G So, S 81. 1922 d m.
Chunk.
30, 10 Al am 27, 6 IS p IN from White Haven,
Glen Summit, Wilkes Barre, Pittston and l.. and
b. Junction via Highland Branch).
SUNDAY TRAINS
II 81 m and 81 p m, from Hazleton, Lum-
Der Yard, Jeddo and Drifton.
and Easton.
33l m from Delano and Mahunoy region
For further information inquire of Ticket
Agents.
CHAs. S. LEE, Gen'l Pass Agent,
4. II. WILBUR, Gen Supt. East. Div.
a. w. NONNEMACHER, Asst g. p A.,
South bethlehem, Pa.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

have little daughter
With laughing, azure eyes;
The dcdrest little bother
That ever left the skies;
In naughty tricks she's clever;
She'll not do as she's told,
Yet coaxes US to tell her
She's ''dest ez dood ez doldl"
have little daughter
Who steals her mammals purse,
And when we do not watch her
Does other things much worse.
Though mischief has bower
In each soft, shining curl,
She tells MS every hour:
re momee's tweet, dood durli"
Warner w. Fries, in Our Little Ones
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

ENSTATE OF G. A. JOHNSON, late of Foster
~ township, deceased Letters of admins
tration upon the above named estate having
been granted to the undersigned, all persons
lnucoted TO si1d estate are requested to make
payment and those having claims or demand,
TO present the same, without delay to
Chas. Orion Stroh, Attorney
Rose VI. johnson, Freeland, Pa.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
UnConquered.

However strong and skilled art thou, my foe,
However fierce is thy relentless hate;
Though firm thy hand, and sure thy aim. and
straight
Thy poisoned arrows leave the bended bow
To pierce the target of my heart-ahl know
/ am the master yet of my own fate.
Thou canst not rob me of my chief estate,
Though fortune fame and friends, yea, love
shall go.
Not to the dust shall my true self be hurled
Nor shall meet thy worst assaults dismayed.
When all things in the balance are well weighed
There Is but one great danger in The world
Thou caust not force my soul to wish thee i'll
There only lies the evil that can kill
Ella Wheeler Wilcox, in Harpers Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
No Use In 1t.

There ain't no use in growlin'
Because the sky is scowln'
And the thunder makes rattle and squall;
Because there's lots o. fun in
Tho world the Lord is runnin'-
It's the rain thai makes the rainbows for us all
Atlanta Cons titution
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

NOTICE.-A meeting of the stockholders of
~ the Citizens Bank of Freelnnd will he
held at the banking house of said bank on
Wednesday, April 4, 1924, from 10 to II o'clock
II. IN, to elect directors to serve the ensuing
year y. II. Davis, Cashier.
Freeand, Pa, March 2, 1884,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

Bin,a- There Eoes a scientific boxer
Wi"l.4-lle looks more like an under
tal.er
Ita'.- 70 hn is.-Town Topics.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

vacation with my young friend, Ned
Templeton, the presidents nephew,
and we had made many incursions into
the surrounding fields with dog and
gun, bagCing pheasants and rabbits.
Now and then we had caught sight
of fiercer game which we did not VEN
ture to attack, for the jungles still af-
forded hiding places for tigers, and the
neighboring forests harbored wild boar
and deadly scrpents.
Hundreds of monkeys We're to be
seen for the mere looking, and we had
killed few, though, as n rule, we did
not seek that sort of game.
The so-called state carriage was al
ways at our disposal, and at times we
would take a ride through the immedi
ate district, being accompanied by
members of the presidents household,
who were arrayed in half-livery,
which, to the simple country folk
made them look like people of distinc-
ton.
The carriage itself was an old affair
which had come out from the mother
country, and at one time had been
well gilded Ned and tried our hand
on its restoration, and so well did we
succeed that we made it nine days
wonder in the little town when it re-
appeared on the streets.
Let's take the presidents chariot
out for an airing to-day" said Ned one
morning. I'VE will astonish the coun-
try folk and make them believe that
some distinguished people have just
come out from England"
Pleased with the idea, | agreed, and
we concluded to take our guns with us
in hopes of running across some birds
or rabbits.
1t was no trick at all to get the serv-
ants to accompany us, for they were
always eager to 20 out with the
chariot" as we termed the old car
riage, and when we had given orders to
have it brought around we prepared
for the trip ourselves.
When everything was ready, Ned
gave orders for the drivers to take us
down certain road which for some
distance led through forest which, as
we had seen, abounded in monkeys OF
all kinds.
Some of the lively inhabitants of the
forest were large and ferocious, and
these we had been warned by the ma
tives not to shoot, as they were re-
vengeful and might attack us in turn.
The old carriage was supplied with
blinds which could be drawn, thus eff
fectually shutting IN the occupants
from the outside world, and it was our
custom when we did not care to be dis
turbed to ride with the blinds down.
But on this particular morning,
which was bright and clear, we had
the blinds up so that we could see the
country which lay stretched before us
In all its tropical beauty.
The great forest, as we called 1T, was
nearly five miles from the residency,
and when we reached it we could see
scores of apes among the trees.
We had been rolling along quite
briskly since starting; one of the serv-
ants rode one of the carriage horses,
while the otner was seated outside be-
tween the hind wheels.
Ned now asked the man to drive
slowly so as to afford us good view OF
the mischievous creatures which looked
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

Come all ye soap-ad poets.
You can reap harvest fine,
By writing silly verses
For the comic Valentine.
Pittsburgh Dis
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
From "a New roint OF View.

81 see by the aapers, Miss Dovecoa1,
said young Spooner, that there have
never been so many newly welded
couples at the English lakes as at
present"
"Indeed, Mr.. Spooner,' said Miss
Dovecoat. Glow perfectly stupid it
must be to others. | can't imagine one
looking at a more foolish sight than a
collection of insipid honeymoon brides.
! couldn't stand it.
''Not if you were one of them, Miss
Dovecoat?"
"Mr. Spooner! Sir!"
T-I-I mean, Miss Dovecoat-Ara.
minta-dearest-will You go to the
lakes with me?"
"Oh, Mr Spoon-Alonzo-this is SC
$50 sudden-so unex-. Yes, Alonzo
] will ln-Arswers
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

Nothing is more destructive of beauty
than bad complexion, and nothing is
more certain to secure good one than
the use of Wrights Indian Vegetable
Pills,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

"A Cold Corner. -"Arthur is wrapped
up In that Boston girl" 'Is hep |
hope he has his overcoat on. Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

Noall-I don't believe that girl will
ever learn to waltz.
Saymuch-Worse than that--she will
never learn not to attempt it.-Yogue.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
for Infants and Children.

"Castoria is so well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior to any prescription
known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, NJ. D.,
III So. Oxford ST., Brooklyn, n. Y.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

1.-THE use Of 'Castoria is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTIN, D. D.,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
BUSINESS BRIEFS.
Mcdonald sells SC towels.

MCDOIllu SSllS OC IOWelS,
Use Pillsbury's Best XXXX Flour.
Fancy embroidered hankerchiefs, sc,
at McDonald's.
Parties supplied with ice cream cakes,
ETC., by Laubach at reasonable rates.
Wall paper, 6 cents per double roll, at
A. A.. Bachman's. Paper hanging done
at short notice.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
sour Stomach, DiarrhRa, Eructation,
hills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di-
Without injurious medication.
For several years have recommended
your Castoria, and shall always continue TO
do so as it has invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN F. PARDER NJ. D.,
"The Winthrop" -" 125th Street and 7th Ave,
New York City.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1894-03-15
LEE1lGH VALLEY
RAILROAD.

~ Anthracite coal used exclu-
sively, insuring cleanliness aud
y comfort.
The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1894-05-05

who need continual washing. They do
not regard themselves as dirty, and
therefore dispense with the uncleanly
habit
"You white people must be very
dirty" said an Ainu to a traveller as
the latter wac preparing to take a
plunge into limpid river, 'as you tell
me you battle in the river every day"
"And what about yourseif9" was the
question in turn.
"Oh," replied he. with an air of con-
tempt, Il am very clean. and have
never needed washingi"-Y Youths Com
panion.
The Young idea.
The small boy appeared at the coun-
try school and the teacher, as pre-
liminary, had talk with him.
well. my little man. he said, pleas
antly, do you know why you came to
SCHOOL,"
'sYes, sir.''
Tell me why?"
"'Cause mother said I was in her
way all the time at home, and she
didn't want the bother of me, and the
teacher subsidized. Detroit Free Press
g EECCTRICITY In CHINA.
The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1894-05-05
rhrosophy from FOggy BOTTOM.

Err man dat kin tell whether he's
tired er jes' lazy has judicial qualifica-
tions dat fits him nacherly fur de
s'preme bench.
When er man COS roun' askin' fob
advice de chances is bout seventeen ter
three dat he's jes' tryin' ter put off git
tin down ter business
De school dat you larns in makes a
heap OBJ difference. No good comes OBJ
teachin' er boy his rifmetic FUN pol
icy slip.
Err big glass di'mun' shirt stud amt
got no magnifyin' powers. Hits effect
am ter make de man dat STAINS benin
it look mighty small
Some men fms hit mighty hahd ter
think sense an talk politics simultu-
ously.
Don't Glib 700 much 'tention ter fancy
compliments Err man gifts erhead
much faster by plain walking dan he
kin by turniu' Washington
Star.