New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-03
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

The following advertisement appeared In N
churchman" OF last week: An experienced cleryys
man. age IS, will be open to engagement In septen-
her He seeks 20 establish rousng congregational
u,orship: fearless ide-awake. Gospel preaching; s
awe-in.piring and instructive ceremonial oen'uns
Gods special presence In the sanctuary OF HIS Va
Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church Write DEFINITELY
TO Christian Unity Churchman once lhw
must certainly be a mistake In the gUns
the age An all-around genius such as this modest
advertiser is could not possibly be more 'han '"enV
The Goods Have Been Paid For.-Watts-l sues
there Is nothing for the House 10 DO Out se' m@
the Senate band wagon. ~.
"" pot.s~You mean the Senate delivery wagon, don't
you?-Ondanapolis journal
1.-The San Francisco Examiner says that ne
japanese IN San Francisco are prepared 70 'oeu
a brigade OF 400 men. arm themselves Win Ama.
can rifles and go to Japan at their own expense
their services should be needed in the Corean COD
hict.
Small Brother ast lea cs s5sns
ca ndma-Well | declare. that boy is aMan
breaking something What will II cost 10 u. y
will ne have 20 get ne" ohe'-'ne''0' -"
Press.
Saws a gossiper in THE s.. Louis Gone De@
craft: The town of Kiisonbers in Bavaria, u
some very valuable mines and PITS which IL "Hs
i,sslf The surplus revenue Is more than suNc'1
N rim the town, carry all works OF improve
men. and pay small sum annually 70 ever! ~.
who has occupied a residence for al ieas' '"e"
months There is n town in France WHICH nss -
enormous amount Vf money invested az the o'nA' w
result of princely beQuest, and the interest gu As
nearly rep,vs all local expenses While nenuo'
ing This fact In London my way nome W"
tol that In a great portion OF Yorkshire no al.
Of any kind were levied during 1898. THIS was Nv
tho result OF any great wndfall, but OF deh0A
error In preparing the estimates for 1884, wncn ~
suited In a surplus being left more than sunes"
for the requirements Of the following year
The eve Of a little Washington miss was AVE-. W."
Ell by the sparkle OF dew at early NOR ,Socusht
ma. she exclaimed ITS hotter '''1'
What do you mean''' ,.,,, ,srsulr&
! Look here, the grass Is all coVereu VII" WV
| on!-(Washington star
THE National Medical Review" thinks tna' -
all up with a physician when people get 10 80,
/ him Doc" "A man." 1t says. may De ea"'s
thief a liar. and deadbeat. and yet ne may p'~
| per and live upon the fat OF the land. Bu' 0''s
/ hin, be called Doc and his professional! success
an end II a man calls YOU Doc, you heeu ~"
expect a penny from him for any professions
Vices you could render. His answer = sur. -,
! All right Doc. In a few days that VIII DC s :,
| Doc means disaster Doc is the cuIm'na -.
all calamity Doc is q catastrophe give" :. sL
stroke Doc Is the warning that We pave '.'. -,
|
| hand which points US TO the next town. ' .
my Young friend as you would fee from nA" -s.
! cyclone or a prairie fire Knock the man u'" ~,
first dares to speak t 10 you. and can u' .s,
whole medical profession for viniiea0'H ~
righteous deed"
War in the Future-General On o Says "yus
uniforms become common - " Al
Aidvictory Will soon perch upon our Urn 0s 81 led
We have filled the enemy's clothes 80 without w
that they can't move another s'ep
dressing. -(New-York Weekly.
The Detroit Free Press says that 0us ,"s .1,a
Of that city has a very pretty daughter WIZ" a, an
! an. q, his Office staff IS hopelessy in love- -
Young man is not invited TO the paternai '"' ,..s
| and the Young woman has been no''e' .,.f
| away from the paternai office. the couSe - Nj
| love does not flow very smoothly. Inv s,en
! upon the following expedient: ""e" r. . CT.
the Office IN the morning he hangs his nat '"
tain nail among the row OF other mats a"' and, The
| 70 business Then the interested cler@ ,.ss
head OF the firm is reading his morning h, -. hsod
that hat from the nail. looks inside. sips r,,iyA
| under the lining and takes out u' ,hs COZ
| which he at once conveys TO his pocket AM ,.y AZ
tents OF which delight and amuse him az s,ush,s
! night. when papa returns home. his prev" nat a.
aims into the hall and makes a raid on 'H'' A ID
| WAYS finding there an answer TO her n'S
morning.
Pastor-rommy, have you read the :.
! Moses In the bullrushes! !, .,ssk In one ~
Tommy-Nope: whenever we do sne can an buns
| thsm good defective stories ma finds EN- ."
EN- up-(Chicago Inter Ocean.
Advanced woman-They say that Maas rsnf
found the publication OF THE Heavenly
very difficult. have bees
brute Of a Man-Dihicult! 1t ought to DO"
impossible. ,M
For repeating to General Butler then ing renan
| NJ the Army OF the James. dsparahss'1i ,enera,s
made by a subordinate coacernhs 'PennsyyaaIss.
military efficiency, an officer In hing BY us
| regiment was promised sound ,hi - In cons
| officer whom he had reported. ana VIZ W an hour
| ouence had suffered bad quarter =. ,s 10 be ~
| he Gsnera's society. The thrasnns, .s,r very nn.
stowed after the war over al tn,,mstances
meeting no matter under what CITE i1. proninens
might occur The two officers peuany years o ss
civilians in adjoining states FOR 'n reyover ", W.
| ~ them went around armed with a. a. often 10 hs
other with a bank bail-bond. Tnousinh same tine
| citv fwhere one OF them resided a. md then ing
they never met until last SATURDAY, IN the surf - -
encountered each other face 70 La 50 stout q 49,
Atlantic city Each had grown ,Tnss,sntly ree ss.
weigh over $50 pounds, yet they ,uacrous 10 "a
nized each other. Sometnns sssh engaged " ~.
Thought OF such vast spheres OF nss entered the1s
rough- nd-tumble fight may ha' ,h.v called 80
minds al the same moment, for s.nds The ~
nthcr nv name smiled and shook rscork