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Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12
FRASZKI.
CSeE0w0 chorob0.

CSeE0W0 chOrOb0.
Glory: w moJem zyclu mia
lem tylko diva razY cIezki katar.
Drugi katar ustapi} dopiero pc
acknowledgement zazywaniu L.
karstwa.
Doktor: TAX? A p1erwszy?
Glory; lego sig ]eszcze dotad
ME pozby}em.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12

syknaf rZucaJac demonlczDe
spoJrzenie ia zone, wykWlntny
a}odziej!... No coz dalej
gadaj! zawo}a} trzesac pre-
straszonym ogrodnikiem
- A no nlc %wielmozny, pa
ME, jeno iakem ten szmat 20.
baczy}, TAKEN zaraz pomyslai,
pewnikiem tn bedzie z1odziel
al tn i widze Shady!
- Sladv! zawofai ocbrYp1ym
glosem pan Alfred.
Professor icojcznie bebnif W
ok,enko.
-Wiecznie ia sauna istorya
zazdrosci, mrukna}.
Zosia schowa}a twarZ W al
bum i trzesla sic GAIA.
A tax. Shady! A BE wczo-
raj deszcz padaf i po}ams} ma
wet te wielka azslia wielmoz
nej PAM, co to w%ielmo&ny pan.
Bierz kaduk a2alia i
ciebie, zaryczat z GAIA impe-
tycznosciq pan Alfred, te
Shady! zkqd, dokad te slady?.
- A no. Ma rozmoktej
CLINE i piasku wida6 cd wsi /
pfo1u, al Go altanki / pod
okns.
- Pod czyje okna rozb6jni'
ku! zawo1a} pan Alfred.
Pod wielmoznej PAM,
wyiaka} bladY z przerazenia
ogrodnik, dalib6g ia temu ME
winien, %wielmo4ay panic, doda4,
cofaiqc sic, "a pilnuje iak Okla
W gtowie, i PISA spuszczam,
ale kto tam PLACE TAXA ustrze-
BE, zfodziej zawsze medrszy cd
poczciwego cztowieka, ma to
on i ztodziej.
Idz precz! wrzasnal re
wsciek}oscia pan Alfred. Idz
precz! Zosia wcisne}a sic
jeszcze gtebiej twarza W album
i zdawata sic nic ME s}ys2e6.
= Me! st6j! stoj! krzyknat
"a odchodzacYm pan Alfred,
pieniac sic re 2fosci, st6i!
ZwolaG obtawe! ME-. zasad2ic
ma czaty parobk6w, ME! do
kroG set! wssyscy z 2opatam,,
rydlami! doty wilcze pokopat,
wszystkie pastki i &elaza ma
lisy zastawi6, dalei, 2ywo! ia
z wami! / wybieg1 "a drzwi,
piorunujac zone ostatniem wei
rzeniem.
PomaIehku! Fredziu! Pc,
malenku! ME alterui sic, wo}s}
"a MIN idac z Aegma malehki
professor. to sic ma mic ME
zda1o. Gonisz "a cleniem jak
zawsze. Zresz::a co sadzone, ME
minione! Me tY pierwszY ME
ty ostatni! Gotow jeszcze gfup.
stwo jake zroblG, mrCcza1
wychodzec do ogrodu.
Matka i c6rka zostalY same.
PAM Herminia by}a W god
nym poza1owania stanie. Rece
jej sic trzesIy, podnosifa sic i
zn6w siadata.
- B7}zeby to on? wykrzyk.
ne1a wreszcie do siebie. Me
ma watpl'wosci, zuchwalec!
Nieszczesliwy,
Podniosfa sic goraczkowo.
- Zosiu! zawolala.
Dziewcze stale PREY oknie
wychodzacem IA droge i uda'
wofo Do Mo o}oo1o
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12
W 272uaeWm.

Przewodnlk wskazujac ma
narzedzia do meczenla): A to, moi
pahstwo So owe okropne przyrza-
dy, kt6rYmi meczono ludzi tax
d{ugo, al z b6lu umarll.
Ma}a J6zia:: Moi Boze, re tel
tax d{ugo mogli wytrzymac.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12

do5DdrodzzliJeiu, nfsgaDisssrz eoo
apologii - zawolal smiejac
sic Oczko! przypominaj no
tylko sobie wszystkie 6gle,
jakiesmy niegdys melon j
ojcom platali, a zapewne -.
- To mic ME ma do RE
ety.. chcial przerwac pan
Alfred.
- Ba! ME tylko ma, ale
grubo ma = rozesmial sic
professor - z cudzych dziej6w
sadz o w}asnych! a sekreta :
rzowa W Jenie!
- | COZ sekretarzowa? -
zapytal pan Alfred, ma promo
dajac znaki porozumienia
protesorowi...
PAM Herminia spojrzawszy
re slodkiem wyrzutem ma
meza. cofne|a sic z godnoscia
do okna.
- Ze tez nie mozesz nigdy
powsciqgnat jezyka, profesorze
= rzek} niechetnie p6}g}osem
pan Alfred do nieprzyjaciela
kobiet GO by}o to ME jest....
a zreszta - dodaf jakby chcac
sam siebie uspokoiG ME
wszystkie kobiety jednakie,
choGbyna przyk}ad moja iona!
- HIM! - odkrzakna} zna-
czaco professor.
Go cheese przez to po-
wiedzieG? - zawoiai zywo
przysuwajac s'a pan Alfred, /
nagle zatrzymaf sic.
Zosia wbieg}a do pokoju..
M}oda dziewczyna mia}a "a
p}oniona mocno twarz jeszcze
mocniejszym pokry]a sic ru-
miehcem, widzac, re wszyscy
znajdujq sic W saloniku. Reke
trzymala w zanadrzu. Chcia{a
cofna6 sic, ale professor 1uz
by} prey niej i zagrodzif jej
droge....
- Powolutko, malino -
zawo}al = zmiekczajac sw6j
gruby CLOS = gdzie tax spie-
szymy, ME chcemyz sic ami
widziec z przyjacielem....
Ach co "a rumieniec!....
Prosze o te malehka raczke
- zawo}al, chcac pochwycic
ia "a reke.
Dziewczyna cofne}a sic zywo
i pobieg}a do matki.
- Da1 jej pck6j profesorze
= rzek} pan Alfred - to
dziecko jeszcze p%rawdziwe i
lada czego sic zleknie. OF
i teraz miala prawie Ivy w
oczach!..
v,Tem lepiej! tenn lepiej-
mrukna} do siebie professor.
- Kto vie! kto vie! a dali
Dog g1upstWa Warta!..
= No coz, Zosiu? - zapy-
taia PAM Hermania..
= Ulice wygracowane, a
w alliance - tn urwala, zaczer-
wieniwszy sic az pc w}osy.
- W alliance, dokohczy}a
jakajac sic dziewczyna, W al
lance },weczka jedna wiecej,
i Walenty podwieczorek "a
stawia.
- Co macy ten rumieniec,
zapytala PAM Herminia, bacz-
ME wpatrujac sic w c6rke.
= w tel chwili ma wielkie
SzczeSc1e zanvtanei. drzw1 sic
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12
wyKsztalcony Niemozgch
Lekarz i akusZer
BIURO:

Mad apteka ]. W. LAUERA.
Mieszkanie prywatne: Mr..
407 D.. 5th Str.
Godziny p~rzyjmowania: Cd
godziny 9 do II pred pofud.
MEM, tudzjez Cd godziny 2giej
do 4 pc po}ulniu.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12

Zen2stN.
RAM A.: Doktor N .oswlad-
czy} sic podobno o reke twej cork,
czy tax?
PAM B.: TAX jest, / dam
mu c6rke!
PAM A.: Dasz? Alez tY go
ME clerpisz?
PAM B.: Wfasnie ola tego!
Pomszcze sic "a wszystko ma MIN
jako tesciowa!
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12
Prey stance.

Prey stance.
Lekarz:: Czy masz pan jaki
b}$d cielesny?
Rekrut: Ovszem, jestem kr6t-
ko wldzacy.
Lekarz: Jak to pan udowodnl?
Recruit: z 4atwoscl9!Widsi pan
ten gw6zdz tam " posowie?
Lekarz: W1dze!
Rekrut: A no widzi pan, ia go
ME widze...
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12
il Rl<sl1faa.k1>
.,ULSkA l
SKA
zewierajsca 81
kilka set

p7EepZ80W E7zcH0TSG7cn.
41a n,}odych %1nezatek, kucharek
gaspodyh ns TAME \ s:naczne prey
wadxanie rozn,a'tych potaw, q
s1vzega]nle cup, sos6w, jarzyn,
yctraw m1esnych postnych z
uwzejednieniein potraw po!skich,
m'anvwlc,e b~arszczu, blgosu, IRA
COW, fakdw, j p'eczywa amerYkan-
skiego jaxo to: cakes, biscuits
mufins, p'es, it'd.
CENA 60 q.
Mo&ma te 6siq&he dostot 20 ksit.
uorns II. DERD OWSKzEGCW
Wlnona, MINI. 50 3. End str. g.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-07-12
PRZYSLOWIA ZDANIA

PRZYSLOWIA I ZDANIA
Jeden oiciec dziesieciu syn6w
wYchowa, a dzlesieciu syn6w Jed
nego OLGA ME moga utrzymac.
KiedY sic panowie "a }by
wodza, to poddanych w}osy
trzeszcz9.
Lepsze ch}opskle. .opatrzB Sole,
Mill pansk1e obietnice.
Lepsza zgoda s4omlana, mill
process z4oty.
Ma to kowal ma kleszcze, ably
60 W rece ME parzy}o.
Ma swiecie JAZZ. W }azni, I'M
kto wYzei siedzl, tenn sig wiecej
poci.
Me 6piewai Alleluja, az pc
wlelkim p1atku.
Media i uc1sk czesto bywaja
zwiastunami wlelkich pomyslnosci.
PkACIC IA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
THE RI.EOrRlC FLoo8-PLANER.

minute. The hind roller Of the base
plate, which follows in the cut, Is fitted
with eccentric journals, 70 that by
moving = lever, they can be raised or
lowered, and the depth Of cut nicely
adjusted. Tho principal field Of the
mAchine-the one, in fact, for which It
was specially designed-is the planning
Of ships decks, taking OF the pitch and
inequalities Of the seams Of deck plank
after being laid aud calked. This
work has usually to be done in circum-
stances Of considerable Inconvenience
and disagreeableness, the carpenter
having to 60 down on his knees, driv-
ing jack-plane before him, together
with wood shavings and other things
less clean. Ordinary floor planning.
however, can obviously be done by tie
machine with fully rs good results, 90
that 1t IL not necessarily restricted to
shipyard use.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
Electric BurnlsAine machine,

An interesting application OF cleo.
tricity has been made In the electric
Furnishing machine for giving . gloes
to the buttons Of shoes The shoes are
painted with dye, after which q cake
Of specially prepared wax Is placed
againsta rapidly revolving brush, which
absorbs Just enough to yield a coat Of
dressing to tho shoe bottom. The sole,
hitherto dull black. is speedily pol
ished by . wheel worked by an electric
motor. This wheel consists of .
rubber cushion inflated with air,
covered with cloth and fixed ON .
grooved pulley. The reduction In the
cost of the process is remarkable. -
from eco to 500 pairs Of heels or soles
can be FURNISHED daily by the new ma
chine.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
POPULAR SCIENCE.
LAMP OF TIE FUTURE.

Bleeexseaaas Try1Dg % ProAees IigA1
Wlthoat Heat.
Neither Of the two forms Of lamp
now in common use for electric light
ing yields al the results that could Be
desired. The arc concentrates the illu-
mination too much; the incandescent
burner, while subdividing Il. Is waste
full Of energy. It develops heat, and
this is net loss. Some of the most
eminent Of living electricians are trying
to find . practicable and economical
way Of initiating the glowworm and
freely, by generating phosphorescent
CLEANS devoid Of warmth This was
accomplished years ago with Geissler's
tubes, in which an interrupted current
was sent through what amounted al
most to . vacuum. An attempt to in
troduce lamp based on this principle
into the market In London over . year
ago created a brief sensation ON both
sides Of the Atlantic; and much more
promising experiments in the same
direction have been made in this coun-
try and abroad by men of high reputa-
ton; but thus far the goal has not
been reached. The phosphorescent
lampat present requires currents OF too
high potential and frequency OF alter
nation to be economical.
A writer In Casters Magazine FUR
nishes the illustration reproduced
herewith. to show one way Of general
ing phosphorescence. A small piece OF
soft iron is attached to . platinum
wire entering one end Of . tube, from
which the right amount OF air has been
exhausted. This wire IL connected
outside with one end Of the coil OF an
electro-magnet, the other end OF the
cil receiving . current from = dis
TANGO. The second current wire comes
down to the other end Of the glass
tube. When the circuit is closed the
coil magnetizes its core, and this at
tracts the soft iron in the tube enough
to break the connection 1t the point
A. When the current ceases. the core
is demagnetized, and the soft iron In
the tube falls. This restores the cir
cult: and thus . very rapid vibration Is
kept up, producing . series of sparks
in the tubo-at A. In consequence. .
~
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
A NATURAL THOUGHT.

why tho Pullman Porter Kept the Roll Of
Bills.
After Mr.. Scadds left the station he
experienced . severe shock upon dis
covering that . packet of bank notes
which he was taking to the city was
nowhere about his person.
He must have left it in the Pullman
car.
''I'll 60 to the superintendent office
and make my loss KNOWN" he thought,
and he did. 81 left q package contain
ing 8, 600 in bank notes in q Pullman
car not half an hour ago." said Mr..
Scadds to the officer.
(which traih?"
1.-THE one which arrived at 9:l5."
"Have you your Pullman check?'
Fortunately he had, and this enabled
the superintendent to send for the con-
ductor.
He soon arrived, for he had not yet
finished the report of his trip, and was
still in the building.
Conductor" said the superintend-
emit. did you see anything of pack
age left in your caS?'
.No, sir
Bring the porter here"
He was brought.
Ibid you see anything OF q small
package after the passengers left your
carp"
"Yes, sah."
'sYou haven't turned il imp"
''Why, no, sab. 1t was lot of money,
sah.v
Precisely. Where is it now?"
Here, sah."
It was produced from an inside peck
ct.
Mr.. Scadd's eyes frightened when he
saw the roll. That's it," he exclaimed.
He counted the money, and it was all
there, the entire five thousand dollars.
Look here, porter" said the super
intendent, severely, II want to know
why you did not bring that package to
me the moment you got your fingers on
it?"
"Why, sah,. replied the man with an
injured mir, 81 s'posed de gemman had
left it for . tip, sab. That's why. sab. !"
-Harper's Magazine.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03

Tn empress Of Austria has her hais
ihampooed once . month. Il Il still
beautiful. luxuriant and perfectly
black, and when let down touches tia
ground - she stands, and she h tail.
It IL said the hair wash requires forty
eggs, and the other ingFsdients azo OBJ
tanned from NO Less than twsnty NJ
FERROUS bottles.
OxH Of tho best-known figures IN
Paris p Nine. Yoer, who, upon tie
death.of her husband. . reporter for
the French pEess, took up his work ard
has conducted Il with marked enter
prise. In her rounds she u aeeompa-
MED by great white poodle called
THE Doctor" who permits no one -
tEi0s with his mistyess-
ON Of the outhogities q deeogat3oa
n England = MrA Cooyns Car. -
= the wife Of . Gneeesaful tAaoAEieal
1anaesr, and = her Asas a staGo
decoea&ioa and eestnne - owss 0nGh
AZ his succesa NrA Car Aoe doGlGno1
dresses for ssvseol q 1l5. hvingj phvlI
sd = alnost always 11nD 1Hsyb 49,
osnools q Nngdyo1o ua11o1A
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
WHO ANIMALS less RAaE


Tho New DaGaness Mas ChangeA olnee IT,
Days of ealllag vesso1D.
According to Mr.. Jamraeh. The dealee
In wild beasts, the competition for rare
animals is not 20 keen - IL was once
upon time. In former days he has
had to send all the way to Lizard to
intercept ships with animals ON board.
and the men would hang about there
in all weathers in open boats. some
times for twelve or fourteen days No
animals are rare nowadays in the same
sense that they used to be. Steamers
are arriving every day from all parts,
eign product becomes rare, IL becomes
worth the while Of some seaman to take
the trouble to bring it over. It va:
different in the days Of the sailing
ships, when so long . period - sit
months would lapse after one came in
before it could be expected that another
would arrive from the same country.
To correspondent of Cssscll's Satur-
day Journal Mr.. Jamrach has been tell
ing some of the secrets of his strange
trade. His father, he says, once bought
. mummy which was examined by Mr.
Bartlett and Frank auckland. It was
discovered that there was . rafting
sound inside it, and Mr.. auckland
wanted to open it, as the Egyptian
kings, he said, used to have their tyeas-
ures wrapped up and embalmed with
them. To pull the mummy to pieces,
however,, would ruin it, and perhaps it
would be found that there was no treas
ure at all. They all three agreed to 60
shares in the venture. and to risk the
destruction. When the mummy was
opened it contained nothing more val
liable than dried up pieces of the inte-
rior. Among Mr.. Jamrach's customers
is the prince of Wales, who has bought
pets from him, but his principal trade
II with geological gardens and menag-
orioe.-London News
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
BLASTING cELArlNE.

It II Half Again the Explosive Force q
Dynamite.
BY far the most important as we'll ~
tho latest form Of dynamites or solidi-
fed nitro-glycerine are those desig-
mated not too happily rs blasting gel
atincs." Many persons imagine, quite
form Of gelatine, isinglass, or glue,
converted by chemical means into .
powerful explosive. But blasting gel
stine" contains no particle whatever Of
gelatine, properly SO called, the term
being applied to a mixture Of nitro
glycerine and nitro-cellulose. It Is
prepared at Ardeer, in Ayrshire, n. B.,
by heating nitro-glycerine In Jack
eted" pans to between forty degrees
and water at sixty degrees centigrade
(l4o degrees Fahrenheit) q certain pro-
portion Of dry gun cotton Of the ''sol-
uble" kind. A current Of hot air at
sixty degrees centigrade Gao degrees
Fahrenheit) circulating between tho
outer and inner pans keeps the con-
tents Of the latter at the required tenn
perature, and the mixing is effected by
mechanical stirrera
Any rise Of temperature above forty.
Ave degrees centigrade ul3 degrees
Fshrenheit) Is quickly checked by
turning into the outer Jacket .
stream Of cold water in place Of tho
hot for time. In the course of about
an hour the nitro-cotton is dissolved in
the nitro-glycerine, the two bodies
uniting to form q more or less stif1,
homogeneous jelly; it may, indeed, 30
be compared to the Photographic colo
dion, thiclened by evaporation, tho
gum cotton having been dissolved, not
in the usual alcohol-ether mixture, but
in nitro-glycerine. When composed of
o. per cent. Of the latter, with : per
cent cotton, we can get . most power.
full explosive. Mr.. G.. Macroberts,
the manager 1t Ardeer, observes upon
this point:
''Of all tho nitro-glycerine explo-
sives, blasting gelatine is the strong
est. If the energy Of dynamite be rep
resented by 100, that Of blasting gel
stine will be $50; nitro-glycerine itself
shows less energy than blasting gelar
tine. Century.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
!. llI[|[llI!ll
N - -

soft light is diffused all through the
tube. There are other ways, however,
Of securing the same result. Some
methods provide no wire inside except
It the terminals, and this arrangement
admits of twisting the tube into .
spiral or any other form which tho
fancy may suggest. Other means than
those here represented may be en-
ployed to interrupt the current fire.
quently. The few molecules Of air or
other gas left in the tube are thrown
into violent agitation in this manner;
and IL is to their bombardment Of the
combining glass and Of each other that
the luminosity Is attributed.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
How to Control . SnOe0e.

Sneezing may be averted by pressing
firmly upon the upper lip with the fin-
gers. The why" Of this is that by 20
doing we deaden the impression made
on . certain branch of the fifth nerve"
sneezing being . reflex action excited
by some slight impression made upon
that nerve. Proof of this is seen in the
fact that sneezing never takes place
when the nerve mentioned is paralized,
even though the sense Of smell b fully
retained.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03

A foreign scientist, whom the account
says is - man Of international reputa-
ton, offers brand new theory Of the
cause OF sleep. He believes the fatigue
OF the nervous system which leads to
this condition of the body to be due to
IN increase Of the water-holdinR power
OF the nerve cells. This being the case,
the greater the ability Of the cells to
hold water. the less the nervous irrita-
bility OF the individual He further
says That the sleeping Individual Is
easily awakened as soon - the major
portion Of the water has been elimi.
mated By the sleep process"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
Hard I'm for m Exc use.

Mr.. Henlow had advertised for clerk
and, being kind-hearted man. dis
missed the surplus applicants rs gently
Is possible.
my lad" he said to the last one,
s.you're too young for the position"
.Too young?" echoed the unfortu'
nate. 'Why, I'm grandfather"
well, if were to hire you it would
be an encouragement to men to become
Rrandfathers at your age, and I'm dead
against anything Of the sort Judge.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03

Visitor-The maid says your mamma
will soon be in. SO 1 will wait for her.
Won't you sit down and talk to mo, my
little man?
Little Man-Yes'm; likes to talk.
"Well, take this chair BY my side"
.tOh, NO, that's too uncomfortable to
sit in long. That's Tor visitors "-Good
News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
A LITTLE or EVERYTHING.

TIE rock Of Gibraltar resembles In
outline . lion In . resting position
TIE mean annual temperature Of the
Arctic regions 10 below thirty degrees
Fahrenheit.
A aUMMrxa bird was aid TO have been
stung to death BY . bee ct Columbia,
Wis, recently.
TIE starAah has no nose, but the
whole Of it, undez1ide II endowed with
the sense OF smell. "
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
Not a. u.~ixeA Eval.

"Willie has taken to smoking cigar
ettes." said Mrs. Closegrip to her lord
and master when he came home from
the Office. ssAll right" growlcd the old
man, let him smoke 'em II he wants
to. Cigarettes are cheap. and he won't
be outgrowing his clothes 50 fast
Indianapolis Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
ELECTRIC FLOOR PLANER.


Useful Invention Just Perfected By .
Scotch EDgineer.
Applying the lawn-mower principle
to the making Of planning tool, .
Scotch engineer, Malcolm Sutherland,
of Dunbarton, has designed the rather
unique piece Of apparatus shown in the
annexed sketch. and consisting, in
brief, Of an electrically driven rcvolv-
ing cutter, mounted In . frame on roll
ers, which, by means Of handles, can
be moved about In exactly the same
way and quite IS easily. Il IL claimed,
as the garden tool mentioned. The
lawn-mower resemblance, in fact, il
perfect. The frame, or rather base
plate, is of steel. and carries the cutter
on its under side, while the motor is
placed on top and drives the cutter
through intervening gear wheels, Civ
ing it . speed Of 5000 revolutions per
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03

Bobby forgot to say my prayers
last night.
Fond Parent-That was very wrong,
Bobby. Surprising should forget
your breakfast some morning?
Bobby (cheerfullyl -Twouldn't mako
much difference. I shouldn't forget
about it.-Harper's Bazaar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
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Ones surprise 1T the fact that no two
persons voices are perfectly alike
ceases when one IL informed by an au-
thority on the subject that, although
there arc only nine perfect tones in
the human voice, there are the astound-
ing number Of 1882, 1s6. 044. AIS differ
ent sounds
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03

First Tramp-Let's wait here till
that picnic is over, and then go and get
what they leave behind.
Second Tramp tfaintly)-My Stun
mick Is 50 empty that cake and candy
nd mako me sick.
First Tramp-You won't find any of
that What they'll leave win be the
roast beef, and tongue. and chicken.
and bread. and such things. It's girls
nicuic.-GOod News
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-11-03
WAaa To n ter tIAe squa.s

Remove the cause Is far - possible
prevent the child from looking contin-
uaNy 1t near small objects: limit resd.
ing and writing, and see that all work
is done in well-lighted roomA Dat
such cases. should 1t m early stage, -
placed under the care Of . surgeon, =
case the affection becomes pegmanenA
The surgeon will examine the -
with the ophthalmoscope, BY which
be viii ascertain whether disease ex-
ists IN the eye or the affection h re-
0ex from so0s distsnt part Of the sys-
tenn For temporary cases hs win or
der appropsiate glssses. which are
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win reeoaamend . simp1e and slmos1
poinlass oPssation II done under a
anasthstic. The operasioa coasis<6
of njeking with . shasp knife IT,
muscle q The s5de 70 which tie eye u
pulled, % that e can 10 loager oatpql
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aauls ftoa Long ahort-sightsdsea. al
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