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Is not le,f remaining on his apple trees,
although the fruit hangs pendant from the
limbs 10 large quantities. We were not
aware that grasshoppers were fruit pest
before.
70 mt Pelo, Ont, Tuesday afternoon con-
tanned the following: "1he steamer SN-
derburg blew out a cylinder head eighty
miles west of Buffalo, and is now sinking
There is no hope of saving one soul. We
are loaded with railroad, steel and pig-iron.
God save US" The note was signed "Hans
.Goidustove.
The property formerly occupied by Hon.
+. A. Mcdonald ard now owned by Rev.
D. d. Taylor was sold at sherif7s sale this
afternoon. 1t was mortcaged to Joseph A.
Johnson in the sum of Sl575, and on this
there was a cost bi of S26 Deputy Sheriff
Kelly acted as auctioneer, and the hammer
fell on the bid of MIR. Dietzed OF S25 sub
ject to the mortgage.
The greatest attraction was at Justice
Dayis' court this afternoon, in which the
examination Of the woman charged with
larceny was being held. the state was rep
resented by Mr.. G. W. Phelps. deputy dis
trict attorney, and the defense by Hon. f..
3. Dnfur.T Every point was fought stub
bornly, both in favor of the prosecution and
of the defense, and both attorney appeared
ANXIOUS to get at the sacts 10 the case.
A scientist says: .Bad roads cause in
| sanity" No wonder, the lunat.c asylums
are full and running over. One Of these
days plank will be inserted in political
platforms in favor of ''road reform" and the
| politician who doesn't stand upon 1T will
get left. The country depends for its wealth
| upon the farmers. and Yet allow them to be
| mired upon impossible roads fully one third
OF the year. 1t spends SIS, 600, 900 this year
| to make goo1 rivers for commerce, but not
dime for go, roads.
County Recorder Hendley received on
Tuesday the articles of incorporation OF the
| Maxdell Irrigation company, says the East
Oregoniaa. He proceeded to copy them into
the records. and one section consisted of a
| single sentence without even q semcolon,
and contained 4S0 words. He offers tins as
| q record breaker among lengthy sentences
ard thinks that even United States Senator
Everts' wordy speeches will not afford a
| parallel. The sentrnce is well constructed
/ and perfectly correct In every particular.
About as good a campaign story as we
have run across lately happened not thou
send miles away, recently. A Populist
candidate came up t, dwelling and aft r
/ talking little asked for the tables as he
would like to kiss them before he left.
well," said the lady, ''the baby Up this
house is young lady sixteen years old.
and shs allows no man of any party to kiss
her If you feel that SOME kissing must
be done, Ill have to offer myself up on the
altar o. my country, if that's in the plat
form, as am good Republican and al
ways 20 the whole ticket" The candidate
left without embracing the oppoi tuaity or
the lady.
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H8W,s This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any caae of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Oatarrb Cure.
F.J. CHENEY q Co., Props Toledo, o.
We. the Undersigned, have known F.
] Cheney tor the last Is years, and be-
lieve him perfectly honorable in all busi-
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligation made by their
firm.
WEST & TRuAx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, U. .,e
WALD1Ne. KInnau s Marvin, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure IS taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system Price 75c.
per bottle Sold by all Druggists Tes-
timonials free.
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Clubbing Raes.

The regular subscription price of the
TIMRs. MoUsFAINEEB is 81. and the regular
subscription price of the weekly Oregonian
81. so. Anyone subscribing for the weekly
TINES MoUNTAINEER and paying one year
in advance, can get both the TINES.
MoUNTAIsEER and the weekly Oregonian
for $3.50. All old subscribers paying their
for one year In advance will
be entitled to the same offer.
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EXECUTORS NOTICE.

BY virtue Of an order made y the County Court
Of Wasco county, Oregon, at the July term thereof,
1894 to directed. as the executor Of the estate
Of W. Med. Lewis, deceased, will after the 18th
day OF October, 1894, proceed to sell for cash In
hand the following described lends OF the said
estate, to,wti
northwest quarter Of the southwest quarter Of Sec
ton twenty; the northeast quarter OF the north
west quarter Of section nineteen iu township south
of range IL east; the north half Of the southeast
quarter northeast quarter Of the southwest quarter
and southeast quarter Of northwest quarter Of sec.
tiop twenty-ore nship south, range IL east of
Willamette meridian In Wasco county, Oregon.
Said land will be sold in lots to snit purchasers
Dated this July s, 1884,
z F. MOODY,
E xecutor Of the estate Of W. Med. Lewis, de-
a sed. ----.sz. eep s-5t
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Not ce to Taxpayers.

The county board of equalization will
meet in the assessors Office on ptember
24th and continue in session one week for
the purpose of equalizing the tax roll Of
wasco county for 1894. All parties who
haye not be-. n interviewed by the assessor.
will please call at the Office on Thursday,
Friday or Saturday of each week, as ali
property must be assessed.
JOEL KooNTz, County Assessor. .
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..v., ana e,,r,s A,a soc,e,y.

Boys may be had land sometimes girls)
-(l)or ordinary service at wages; (2) upon
iudenture, ITO work, attend school, and be
brought up somewhat as your own;] and
t3) children may be had for legal adoption.
Address, J. 81. Misener, Superintendent
Oregon Boys and Glrls' Aid society, Port
land, Oregon.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND oERIce Ar YANconvrR WAsn

LANb UFFICk At VANCOUVER, VASE,
July 27, 1894.
Notice is hereby gi, en- that the foliowing-named
settler has filed notice OF his intention TO make
hnal proof in support OF his claim, and that said
proof will be made before commissioner United
States Circuit Court for District of Washington,
at GoIdendae, Wash., on October E 1894, viz
DICK TOM HUI,
H 6272 Qndian), for the lots 3 and 4, and 50 NWk
sec 2, Tp an, Rl9 EWM.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of said
land, viz, John Silots Bill Charley, VIM Splits
and Frank Siotsi, all OF KckItat county, Wash.
JOHN D. GEOGHEGAN, Register,
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GOOD lIinior SECTION.

A correspondent from Timber Jim creek,
Union county, Oregon, writing to the
Baker Democrat says: ''This mining sec
tion il bidding fair to outrival its former
output Of gold. The placers on Limber
Jim, Deadwood, Webfoot, Grande Ronde
and North Grande Ronde are well repre-
sented by hardy, skillful and obliging mi
ners that are being well rewarded for honest
toll by yellow dust. In places the water
supply is failing SO fast that q few of the
mines will soon be cleaned up aud closed
for the season, At present this section
shows much life in the way of business"
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

LAND OFFICE AT THE DALLRs OREGON,
September IL, 1894
Notice Is hereby given that the following named
Settler has filed notice Of his intention to make final
proof in support OF his claim, and that said proof
will be made before the Register and Receiver at
The Dalles, Oregon, on October "a, 1894, viz:
JOHN s. HOYT,
No 1896. for the WI SET and E} sWt, Sec H.
TIP N, R IL E.
he names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of said
land, viz:
Parod, L Lawier, Jesse Spencer and William
Spencer, all OF The Dalies, Or.
JAS. F. MOORE, Register.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND OFFICE At VANCOUVER, W.

LAND UFFlOk At Y4AoOUvRR, WASH,
July a, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the following named
settler has filed notice Of his intention to make
final proof in support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before Commissioner Of United
States Circuit Court for district OF Washington In
Gcldendale, WASH, on October 10. 1894, viz:
JOHN SILOTSI,
81 E e27s, Qndianl fer the SK NEi, Nw4 NEi and
Sci NW4, sec q, Up IN, R lsEWM.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
contfn residence upon and cultivation of said
land, yiz: Bill Charley William Splits, Martin
speds and Frank silotsi, all of Klickitat county,
JOHN D. aEoaHEGAN, Register.
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PaaLIC NorIoErLosr.

TINE RECEIPT ISSUED BY RECEIVER OF
the U. S. land Office at The Dalles. Oregon, to
L Pratt May Z. 1891, for SW1z OF Sec IS, Twp L,
N OF r is Z, and lots and and SH HEk OF Sec E.
Twp 10, Of Is E, has been lost mislaid and has
not been recorded or transferred Ito any one. Ny
right title and interest remains the same as when
received, and that on the Sd day Of September 1884,
viii apply at the U Land office at The Dalles tor
paymeat L. e PRATT
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND oFPIo. AT VANCOUVER, WASH

LAND OFFICE AT VANCOUVER, WASH,
August 20, 1894.
Notice Is hereby given that the following named
settler has filed notcs Of his intention to make final
proof in support of his claim, and that said proof
will be made before w. r Dunbar, Commissioner
his Office in Goldendale, Washington, October 9,
1894. viz:
GABRIEL RARDIS0N,
H E, No 6245. for the E1f of NE4 and M of sEZ.
Sec zs, TIP 3, N 3 Is EWA.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation Of said
land, viz:
Marion N Splawn, Robert Struther, John Kure
and William Garner, all Of Hartland F. O., Wash.
JOHN D, GEoG HEGAN, Register.
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ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE,

DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
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By this means, it reaches,
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II it fails to benefit or cure,
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These diseases are many.
They're different In form, but
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Rouse up ths torpid liver into
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purify and enrich the blood,
and there's a positive cure.
The I" Discovery does this.
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as nothing else can. Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Bihousness; all Bronchial, Throat, and Lung
Affections every form Of Scrofula, even
Consumption Tor Lung scrofula) in its ear
her stages; and the most stubborn Skin
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND OFFICE AT vANcoUvER. WASH

July 27, 1894.
Notice hereby given that the following manned set
tier has filed notice of bis intention to make
hnal proof in support Of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before Commissioner United
States Circuit Court, district OF Washington, in
Goldendale, Wash, on October 16 1894, viz.
JIM CODNEY,
H 6274. (lndian), for the lot l. and SM NE4, sec
4, Tp 3N, Rl8EWM
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation Of SAID
land, viz: Bill Charley, VIM Splits, Martin Speds
and Frank Silotsi, all of Klickitat county, Wash.
JOHN D. GEOGHEGAN, Register.
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HOW THEY LOOK At 1T.


The London Chronicle of August
IA h, In commenting upon the accept
ance of the senate's amendments to
the tariff bill by the house of repre-
sentatlves, remarked: "a glance at
cur news columns will show that
though the duties on coal, iron, sugar
and other commodities are not re-.
moved, q sensible reduction has been
made. There can be little doubt that
the measure, partial as it is, will give
a great impetus to many of our indus
tries, which were hard hit by the Nc
K,nley tariff. Its effects on the polit.
ical and industrial situation in the
states cannot profitably be discussed at
the moment; but judging from the 10
tensity of the struggle, there will be
trying times when the period of re-
adjustment comes"
1t must be admitted that this kind
Of talk does not square with the alb
stract utterances of our London con-
temporary, says the San Francisco
Chronicle. The Chronicle is an ardent
supporter of the free trade idea and
has taken occasion very frequently to
assert that the only persons injured by
protective tariffs are those who live in
the countries foolish enough to impose
them. 1t has also at various times
darkly intimated that as genuine rivals
of the manufacturers of the United
States those Of Great Britain had q
right TO rejoice that we we're so short
sighted ss to erect Chinese wall
about ourselves, for. as the editor of
the Chronicle argued, the result of
such mistake was to give the British
free swing in the other uarkets of the
world.
Now, however, confronted, as he is,
by concrete proposition, the editor OF
the London Chronicle changes his tune
and Incautiously informs rs that, al
though the Democrats did not go the
whole length and redeem their promise
to turn over American markets to the
foreigner, ON the whole they did pretty
we'll, and Mr. John Bull has a good
deal to be thankful Tor. "There can
be little doubt" he says, "that the
measure, partial as it is, will give
great impetus to many of our (British)
Industries, which were hard bit by the
Mckinley tariff"
But when he turns his attention to
the effects on this side of the water he
is not so sure of himself. Indeed he
says the "effects on the political and
industrial situation in the states can
not protitably be discussed at the mo-
ment." 1t took the British editor a
long while to learn caution in the dis
cussion of American matters, but he
seems to have gripped the idea at last
that too much frankness is dangerous,
and therefore he prefers to be sure
that be has right to- rejoice before
throwing up his cap and hurrahing.
But his patience was not!severely tried
in this case. He had only to wait ten
days to be permitted to safely Indulge
and perhaps dilate upon the idea that,
while Great Britain must unquestion-
ABLY profit BY the passage of the Dem
o,ratic tariff bill, "the intensity Of
the struggle" in this country forbodes
trying times when "the period of re-
comes"
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1854.
Harper's Weekly.
ILLUSTRATED

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Cloth cases for each volume, suitable for binding
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ghe Volumes OF the Bazdr begin with
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mentioned, subscriptions will begin with the Num-
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Bound Volumes Of Harper's Bazar or three years
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1894.
Harper's Bazaar.
lIJJJSTR
ILLUSTRATED

HARPER'S BAZAR is journal for the home. II
gives the fullest Ind latest information about FASH
ions, and its nnm rous Illustrations Paris designs
and pattern-sheet supplements indispensable
alike to the home 1ressmaker and the professional
modiste. No expels IL spared to make its artistic
attractyeness Of tb highest order. Its bright
stories, amusing comedies and thoughtful ESSAYS
satisfy ali tastes, and its last page is famous as a
budget OF wit and humor. In Its weekly issues
verything is included which is Of interest to women
The Serials for 1894 will be written bv William Black
and Walter Besant. Short stories will be written by
Mary E. wilkins, Maria Louise Pool, Ruth MeEnery
Stuart, Marion Harand, and others Out Door
Sports and Indoor Games, Socisl Entertainment
Embroidery, and other interesting topics will receive
constant attention. series Is promised Of
s,(lofae and Renartae
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-03-03
Solicited q Trial.

When the Edinburgh militia were
called together some time ago at
Dalkeith, their Colonel, the Duke Of
Buccleuch, inspected tho ranks man
by man. Whilst so engaged, his at
tenti0n was particularly directed to
q raw recruit, we'll known In certain
parts OF the Scottish capital, who
had apparently relinquished the call.
ing Of "Coal!" to carry q rifle.
sim very much afraid you won't
do" said his grace TO tho man; II
cannot imagine how they passed you. I"
"What fors" asked the would.be
Son Of Mars
"Why, because, as I can see, you
have quite lost your front teeth, and
you will not be able to bite the cart.
ridge"
! "Wull I nor" queried the quondam
goldman, who was unaware that he
was addressing the Duke. sJust put
yer finger In my mouth, sir, AN ye'll
sumo ken whether / can bite or no. "
It Is hardly necessary to say that
his grace did not put the proposed
test to the proof.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-03-03
A Gigantic Hoax,

A gigantic hoax with the longest
run on record Ia at last exposed 10
the Paris papers. In 1890 an ad.
vertisement appeared stating that .
deceased Russian princess left o mill.
ion francs to be given to the person
who would remain one year and .
day In the little chapel over her
tomb in Pere 10 Chaise and watch
her body which was In glass c0ffin.
The watcher should see nobody dur.
ing the time he or she remained In
the chapel, and should not even
speak to the servant that would be
employed to supply the refreshments.
Candidates were politely requested
to communicate with the superinten.
dent Of the cemetery. That unfor-
tunate functlonary soon found him.
self deluged with letters from fools
In all parts of the world, including
one journalist belonging to the As.
ISOLATED Press OF Chicago, who de.
clared himself ready to take the job,
o. IL seemed far preferable to tho
"killing work of news gatherer. .
Paragraphs began to appear In the
papers stating that several intrepid
watchers has already abandoned the
task On account Of the uneasiness Of
the dead princess In other words,
she had disagreeable habit of get
ting out OF her glass comm and walk.
ing about in her shroud. Then the
way or ways raised the ante. Five
million was the sum next offered
through the press. Letters poured
with Increased volume upon the un.
fortunate superintendent, some Of
them from women. Nearly every
town 10 the United States and Can.
ada was ably represented among the
many men OF letters who contributed
to this wondrous pile. 1t IL almost
too bad to clip the wings Of canvas
back canard that flew 80 far and 20
long. But II has turned out. Just In
time to save the superintendent Of
Pere Ia Chaise from going crazy that
tho Russian princess, the little glass
coffin, and the generous bequest
never existed, and that the tomb
which was supposed to contain her In
teresting and restless remains really
belong to French family named De
Beaujour. York Sun.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-03-03
TIE King NJ ,et t. His Match.

Henri Quatre was u lover OF "les
bon mOts" rs we'll as of lies BONES
files" Hating ut a village one day
to get some dinner, he gave orders
that whoever was reputed to be the
greatest wit should be brought to
amusc him during his repast. On
the appearance of the rustic prodigy,
he commanded him to sit down on
the other side Of the table.
"What is your name?" inquired the
King.
"Slre, my name Is Gaillard."
"Hah, and what is the difference
between Gaillard and pallard-a lewd
fell0wp"
"Sire," was the unexpected reply,
"there Is only the table between
them"
"Ventre.saint.gris!" exclaimed Hen,
~, laughing, "he has me there. ]
never expected to find so much wit
in so little village. ALI the Year
Round.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-03-03
AARON BURR.
He wouidn't Break an Engagement with
q lady to Suit the Doctor.

He WOuIdn't Break an Engagement with
Lady to Suit the Doctor.
Aaron Burr died when he was over
80 years old on Staten Island. He
was bitterly poor and even ragged
and hunger. bitten In his latter life.
hut his eye glanced as keen, his man.
nefs were as courteous, and his serene
self.respect and belief In himself a.
apparent as ever. His death occur.
red September IA, 1886. One day the
doctor told Burr that he could not
live Till morning. The old knight
turned his eyes on his friends who
sat watching by his bed
ale IL an Internal old fool, said
Burr. "Open that bureau drawer"
he then commanded. ado you see
that letter lying there?"
1t was q dainty, perfumed missive.
at Is from lady," continued Burr,
while that look which women had
found 90 dangerous, q cross between
moonlight and the lightning's CLEAN,
flashed In his eye. ut Is from lady.
She says she will call tomorrow.
Anybody who thinks I will die with
that appointment on my hands Is Q
stranger TO Col. Burr"
Next morning the lady called. She
was beautiful; she was tender. She
brought flowers and their breath
sweetened the room. She and Burr
talked for an hour; he In the tender,
respectful, protecting yet master.
full manner which had been his at
titude toward the other sex all his
life. When she departed he lay back
with the flowers In his old hand, the
same hand which pushed Hamilton
into the abyss. The grido Of her car.
riage wheels was heard departing In
the street. Burr seemed listening 20
their receding sound. lie died al.
most as they ceased, and the life
which had been one long battle won
peace with death. -Washingt0n Post.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-03-03

FIRST NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. haul
We made yesterday, wasn't itp" Second
in.wrecker-"I should say sol
With a little more luck like that We
could buy q controlling interest In
tho road, and wreck the whole blamed
thing at once. Puck.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-03-03
Just the Thine,

ss.: !: i. ss:, Z; :'ss
sppiiss directly 70 To Wiseensis' .Centis!
Lines, which 10 nov. sdmltted 81 ~ 70 b
sTae Route. nom Chicago 20 81. perl, ninns.
Northwest .ThsiS. double daily Slsia. seyytcS
and dne equipment. e6srs indueeneae Whle1
cannot be Suipaseed.
Pullman Arst-elsss and tolItat elespere ffos..
Chicago TO Paoiae Coast Points without
For full infsrmatioa address yesz; asasssl
ticket agent OF
Gen. Pass. and TIKI a. a. SsisssO. M
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-03-03
Answers the Purpose,

A Japanese audience when they wish
to express approval OF bad play do
not hiss or hOot, or make any hideOus
and incOnvenient noise; they merely
rise to their feet and turn their backs
to the stage, upon which the curtain
Immediately descends, and the play Is
forthwith tabOOed.