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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
The Decline Of the eoudol. yen,oa

The Decline Of the GOndola In Venice.
Itwould be expected, of course, that no
way exists to get about in Venice ex-
cept by gondola. This is nowadays an
error There is no spot in Venice which
cannot be reached by dry land. There
are now in the city $50 to 400 bridges,
and it is possible to cross the canals ON
foot at almost any point. Those who do
not wish to do this can get in steam
boat and go from one end of the Grand
canal to the other. There are frequent
stations, the boats run every four min
utes, and the fare is only cents.
The gondola thus has been nearly
driven out of business. The residents of
the city go about ON foot or ON steam
boat. They have no time to be lazily
rowed from place to place by Condo
lier. 1t has come about therefore, that
there are much fewer gondolas in the
service than formerly, and what there
are have less to do. Their chief occupa-
tion is TO transport visitors who have
only few days to stay, and who wish
to tell their friends when they go home
that they have ridden in a gondola.
There is considerable business ON moon
light nights, but in daytime very few
boats are in use.
The gondolier is not the romantic per-
son that fancy paints him either. He is
very ordinary Italian, poorly clothed
beggar, who always wants more money
than his legitimate fare and talks about
his pour boire or extra drink money dur
ing the entire ride. Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12

Democrats have no trouble these
days 10 mastering quorum in con-
gress. Sincs adoptiog the Reed rule
Democrats attend ike little men. They
do not like to lose their ten dolIais
day.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
The Home Boat.

The home boat Elwood arrives up
Sunday aud Wednesday; leaves from
Corvallis down Tuesday, and Saturday
for Portland; built for Salem route;
patronizes ealem merchants; rates
slways reasonable. +. j. smith, agent.
Wharf foot of State street
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
ABOUT THE BOOKS.

TR E Books are library size with very good
sew d or wired, but are bound by a flexible
adj e>ive backing which permits them to open
almost fl At The books on the market
would cost the purchaser from 25 10 so cents
each, and we a most give them away To our
lie ders under the terms of this rena kable
offer. 1t is an extrsoriinary chance to sc.
cu superb collection of classics The su.
thors are the best writer's in the world,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12

For HALE. --One twenty acre tract,
with six acnss into hops. four acres into
young orchard, aud hnlnqce 10 past
,lfe. one hOtfe, aud all we'll under culti-
walton. VIII sell a. aeres, including the
shove tract, with al the implements
desirable 10 make good farln. Call
50 or address, ID. IL. Miller. Salem Or.
~ miles eaai of town on fhe Macioay
f5ad An garden land, viii sell oF
trade.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
SUGGESTED COMMENT.

Congress Is still wraDgliDg over the
tariff while the country is going TO the
devil.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
a tf

CaAns. CRABs. Cams "A, Dav's'n
A Doiy's mar q. % COurl ~oysiers
neo.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
GOOD BOOKS FOR ALL
THE 6R.A-LST OFFER ever ade BY a NEWS
PAPER.
OUR NEW DEPARTURE.
BIsTsfbT4i6S BEHATKAf6S or STANDARD BOOKS
INNEw PROCESS OF BINDING.
IN NEW PROCESS OF BINDING.
tandard Literature at Nominal Prices Offered On
!eReaders. Of This Paper. Splendid LIST fro
Which 70 Cho Sc.

We take pleasure in calling the attention Of
our readers to the exceptional opportunity
offered to them TO secure a selection OF the
most high class literature ever publ he'd st
nominal prices. The books In our "PREMIUM
LIBRARY" are regular 3 cent editions, out We
are enabled, through a special arrangement
with the puoIi hers, 10 offer them TO our read Z.
ers at much less than wholesale prices.
The following t'Ou pom must be used 10 Sc
cure the books at the special price.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
Hair Death

INSTANTLY removes ana forever destroy OBJ ,
|1ectionable balF, wbe her urDn The hands. 1
0face srnls or neck. without diseoluraticn
Injury To the most delicate sEiD. IL
W 'yr ffty years the secret OffDu ~ I
rras1rs Wilson, acknowledged by physi .
AIS the highest authority and the
. 90 eminent d4rnatoIog1st and hair spe-
n liIs' mat ever lived. During his private
Taf ice OF a lifetime among the nobility
srd aristocracy Of Europe he. Prescribed
4 mis- recipe. p ce. 81 by mail, securely
4oaeks d Go esplRdence confidential. sole
4 Agent .or america Address
4 The SKo0KUh ROOT HAIR GROVER 20.
Dept. r. 81 South Fifth Avenue. New YORK
j 5lOOnOO0n0On. ssl 90. HCNO O0OOOO0l
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12

For Circuit Judge,
= II. ii. HEWITT, of Linn County.
For District Attorney,
JAS. MCCAIN, of Yamhill County.
Member Board of Equalization,
s b. GIBSON, OF Polk County.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
REPUBLICAN, TICK EFT.
STATE TICKET.

For Governor-W P.Lord. of N rioa county.
For Secretary. OF stAte-H. X. KincaId, of
Lane county.
For state Treasurer Phil. Metsct an, Of
Grant county.
FOR supreme Judge-C. Z. wolverton, of
Linn county.
For Atsorney-General-C. N. Idleman, of
Nultnomah.
For Superintendent OF Public Instruction
>. NJ. Irwin, Of Union.
For State Printer-W. II. Leeds, OF Jackson.
FIRST CONGRESSIONAL DIST.
For Representative in Congress.
BINGER HERMANN.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-05-12
FIRST CONGREssIONAL dis
THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT.

tut REPRESENTATIVE III COnBrc9B.
BINGER HERMANN.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21

CLARA THILLET.- Especlfco THILLET
para la angina para otras enferfnedades de
Ia garganta de la boca.-Farmacis de Fe-
rreP.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21
.ED.ICTO
Don DofRimge Ferrer q Pom, Jaes Municipal
del pueblo de Adiu'ato

Don ponaigge Ferrer q PoB, .Jaes Municipal
del pueblo de Ad1u'ata
Al pdbliee ago eaher que go Ios autoa
de jpicio yverval oiviI seguidos en- este jug
gado instaneia de don Joaquin Segoi Y
fGobro de peeos, Sc ha dispuesto por provi-
dencia> de % de Febrero t1ltin1o, eacar p6
blica subasta los bienes emhargados q Ia
deudora que son los siguientes:
Cuatro cuerdas de terreno, equiyalentes
una; hectareaj sesen ia Y tres areas, diez Y
seis sceptiarias, radieadas en- el barrio de
j uan Gonzalez, de:este t6rmino municipal,
cor, fncas de cafe y. platanos, y una casa de
MADEIRA del pals, cercada de tablas, techada
de paja de-matojo, -cuya casa nide varas
mas menos ue largo por4 = media de
fondo, y cuyas 4 cQe@das menclona3as GO
lindan p0r el saliente con terrenos va en-
bargados por don Federico Rivera; por el
,Norte con Mauricio Torres yla succession de
.Iugo, hoy dona Criepina Olmedo; por ell
PQniente con la misma succession, por Ell
Sud con don Luis Anoujar y la viuda Mi
caela Maldonado; siendo advertencia one
dichas cuerdas embafgadas son 7restos de
la propiedad de dicha seflora, con claridad
de que ell sobrante sera entregado 4 quien
corresponds despu6s de satisfechos. princi-
pal y costas cuyos terrenos casa emba' ga
dos han sido tasafas perieialmente en- 500
pesos moneda eorriente. :,
El renate tendra lugar el dia % de los
corrientes q las de la tarde en- los estra-
dos de este Jozgado, advirtiendose que no
SO admTtiFan posturas que no cubran las
dos terceras pattes De Ia tasaci6n al corta-
do, preyia eenslgnac 81 { n Ia mesa del J az
gado, de una oantidad eL met&lico igual al
10 por leo por 10 nrenDs, de la tasaci6n, asf
como que los bienes que sc rematan, son
cientes la dona Victoriana
Dado en- Adjnntas 2 dc Mario de 1894.
= Domingo Ferrer. j, Joaquin F9queroa.-
Es eopta, j. Joaquin Fggweroa. Secretartoe 3
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21
LA. A....HORTENSIA
80 s1 /12-ATOCHA-12
AImac6n de NoVedades
Mereado, Colon y Ca.

i.ra E IL

que pdbco dpensando
medic OCCASION de hacerse
estad distinction
e1egan stuado local
la succession Ramon Rivera acaban de mportar de
Froneja;s A7en'o"ta,H Espaaa, Ingaerro A@sfra
npoan mercedes EUROPA AMERICA, espl6nddo
noyedd exquisite ajustados
las exgno de Ultima moda reazn precos sin copetenc'a
entteo otos mucho de enume
para
complete pedas caeine de ago
hncas coores enoras
cobaa de eegantes oma cast
sombllas abrgos de
de pe se4oras cansetas cube
de de aced
t fbrieas De Paris os socados pyos erema SIMON; tap
de felpa. #.~ra7 ~ 1"=. z:.
escodo obetos popios para rgo estuche
perfumado pahueos
ieteras pora-cartas, mar retao &e Ga
bncas color de algod6n de h1o
lana,
renovando e surtdo
fin de ofecer cenes arteuQs emP Ultima
da de ..t. i. Ponce, JUNO 1898.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21
/. BASSEDAS
AGENC1A- -H5CoL-AR

conoceno del donde he vvido largo AMOS
clrcunsanca
Barcelona. tengo famia
desde
instruction secundaa ppyetaa aquel cudad
n1odic eipendio anuaL
padres de fanila deseen uular mis-
nte Guide observe,
soIctud
ofrez atenci del domksco
que mas aPios deaes pueden pediroy Sc
loss nviarGen u
ahora, M domcilo temporal Ponce.
6m ~ @~ ~ Ponce, ,Febrero~ ~27 1894.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21

I brero s le 1904.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21

AUu USr0 PASARELL Y RUS, Pco-
csrador.-Sl Il ni1mero 3.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21

DIRECToRIo COMMERCIAL

Los que deSees fgaFGr ess esta seeei6's, abona-
rd so ctUs. mesaSuGles, siempre qsse sn aasssrciO
no pdse DE TRES LNEAs; eg sxees0 Sc pGgard
pTOporesOnaIme1ate.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21

ANTONIO MATTEL Y BRUNETO-
Mabf Portuguese, Ponce, Puerto Rico.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21
Los PRECIOS FIJOS
GALE DEL GoMERCIo- PONCE, PUERTO RICO

En- este antique acredtado estabeemento hay
mente magn1co surdo de inumentos de msca cla
rnetes fauta faunes bombadno vone de ode precios
cuerdas esoas los mso gutarras uperores
para violin pape de hilo para mtsica etc, etc.
Tamb6n hay extenso surdo de fgras de biscuit ador
para tocador espl6ndidos objetos para regalos
Eectos para ecroro perfumera francesa ngesa de los
de formas de Ultima moda.
Cstaea Baccara vajias competas para mesa cochecss
veloepedo uguetes de tolas cases efecos
vaes.
para dbujo artculos que Sc eazan
precios visto.
Ponce Febrero de 1894 6Im 2v.s.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21
RON LAMBOGLIA


puebs npores de sa debe cTeato Ia
condolences
puodenh
most E 81 n6s de los
Sc vende boenss, euarteroasy n
Guayau mbre2o de
PMS. J.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21
GRAN DEPOSITO
DE CALzADO PELETERIA
Jaime RuIlan.-AtOcha 6

En- este aereditado establecimiento Sc
recibe mensualmente por todos los vapores,
IN variadisimo surtido de calzado de todas
clases y precios, para c&balleros, sehoras y
nihos, que en- ealidad no tienen RIVAL.
Tanbien hay constantensnte IN extenso
surtido. de materiales hierros de todaa
classes para zapateros talabarteros. Ma
letas de viaje, driles camisas mallorquinss.
VESrAs AL PoR MAYOR Z AL DETAIL
3v.ps Ponce, Setembre 7 de 1893
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1894-03-21
Aberano Colon

Professor de m1sica. Afnador Y
compositor de pianos. Ofrece sus
servicios, Cristina q, Ponce.
Febrero s le 1891.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
A Rosy Outlook.

81 say, Willie," remarked the
tramp to his pard as they curled
up in the friendly haymow for the
night DIES enlist"
"W hat?" calculated the other,
sitting bolt upright in his aston
ishment.
enlist; go into the army?"
"What army? Coxey's?"
"Naw, the regular army"
"What put a crazy streak like
that through you" inquired
Willis in the deepest disgust.
"Seein' it DONE" responded the
first speaker; 81 was by the re-
cruitin' office Yesterday, and watch
ed UNI enlistin'; they took UNI
right in after findin' out if they
was sound and of the right shape ;
and asked some questions about
who they was and where they come
from; but they never asked UNI a
thing about if they could work or
would work or liked to work, ner
nothin' about work at all. That's
liberal enough, amt it ?" But VIII
lie wasn't to be caught on a hook
of that material. - Detroit Free
prnCS
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
George Elliot,s MChildren. p

Some fresh anecdotes of George
Elliot are related in Youmans'
correspondence. Mr.. Lewes had ar
ranged to take a ramble in the
country with Herbert Spencer and
Poumans, but was prevented at
the last moment, and dispatched
the following note: "My Dear
Philosopher: Polly is i'll, and as
husbands are indivisible, and for
that reason probably no matter, L
am sorry to say / shall not have a
leg or cerebellum at your SER
vice. Faithfully yours, q. IL.
Lewes." The quip on the divisibil-
ity of matter is fair specimen Of
Lewes' jokes. At another time
spencer called at the Lewes house
just as George Elliot was finish
ing "The Mill on the Floss" and
Lewes, who was leaving the
house foran errand, met him on
the steps. "Oh, Spencer" he eX-
claimed, edo go in and comfort
Polly, she is crying her eyes out
over the death of her children,
Tom and Maggie Tulliver."
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05

-First-class saloon for sale
Prominent corner. Call on j. A.
Daugherty, LIGHT building. 543t
-Reopening of Louis AIRS dance
hall, 525 Buena Vista street, Sun
day night, May 6. Everybody in
vited. So Ut
Public school No. 10, on Garden
street, is enjoying a picnic at River
side park today.
Persons who sympathize with
the afflicted will rejoice with D. E.
Carr, of 1886 Harrison street, Kan
sas City. He is an old sufferer
from inflammatory rheumatism,
but has not heretofore been
troubled in this climate. Last
winter he went up into Wisconsin,
and in consequence has had an
other attack. at came upon me
again very acute and severe" he
said, "my joints swelled and be-
came inflamed; sore to touch or
almost to look at. Upon the ur-
gent request of my mother-in-law
l tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm
to reduce the swelling and ease the
pain, and to my agreeable surprise,
it did both. l have used three fifty
cent bottles and believe it to be the
finest thing for rheumatism, pains
and swellings eXtant. For sale by
F. Kalteyer & Son, Chas. Campbell,
and James Clavin, druggists, San
Antonio, Texas. If
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
A Peacock Girl.

At studio, says a London cor
respondent, we fell in love with
gray-and-peacock girl. She was
tall, fair, gray-eyed, with delicately
dainty coloring and very white
teeth, just of the right size for a
woman-neither too large nor too
small. Her gown was pale gray
a cold, pure shod-and her hat was
in all tones of peacock blue and
green, re-echoed in full, plated
collar of shot blue and green vel
vet. A boa of peacock blue and
green feathers came jauntily into
the scheme of her colOring.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
Citation for Publication.

on, Avn, or,rpv,Cl County Court in mat
~ 4 - VI 10 - 40 tiers OF Probate. To
CouNih VI hhNh May term, 1894.
The state of Texas TO all persons interested
in the Administration of the Estate of Ma
thlde Baldwin, Deceased.
Paul Meerscheidt, administrator of the es-
tate OF said Mathilde Baldwin, deceased, has
filed his application for partition and distri-
button of said estate, among the persons en-
titled thereto, in the County Court of Bexar
County, which will be acted on at the May
term, A. ID, 1894, of said Court, at the Court
House thereof in the City of San Antonio,
after this notice shall have been duly pub
lished for at least four successive weeks in
some newspaper printed in BeXar County,
Texas; at which time all persons interested
IN said estate may appear and show cause
why such partition and distribution should
not be made.
Witness, Thad W. Smith, Clerk of the
County Court of BeXar County,
and Seal of said Court at my
IL. ST. Office In San Antonio, this
Twenty seventh (2Tth) day of
april, A. d. 1884,
Issued same day.
THAD. W. SMITH,
Clerk County Court BeXar County.
By K. c. SYNINGTON, Deputy,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
Notice of Filing Final Account.
THE STATE OF TEXAS,
&, J County Court in
mattars of Probate
COUNTY OF BEXAR.

The SLATE Or IEAAS, county -OOurI III
matters of Probate.
COUNTY OF BExAR. To May Term, 1894
The State of Texas to all persons interested
in the administration of the estate of Ma
thilde Baldwin, deceased.
Paul MeeTscheidt, administrator of the es-
tate of Mathilde Baldwin, deceased, has died
his final account in the County Court of BeXar
county, which will be acted on at the May
Term A. ID. 1894, of said court at the Court
House thereof in the City of San Antonio
after this notice shall have been published for
twenty (2O) days in some newspaper published
in Bexar county, Texas, at which time all
persons interested in said astate may appear
and make objections thereto, If they see
proper.
Witness, Thad. W. Smith, Clerk of
the County Court of BeXar county
LIS. and Seal of said court, at my Office
i'm San Antonio, this 9th day of
April, A. ID. 1924.
Issued same day. THAD. w. SMITH,
County Clerk BeXar County.
BY r. c. SYMINGTON, Deputy.
Came to hand April eth, 1894. at 6.55 o'clock
n. IN. and publication or the above Citation
ordered made in the San Antonio LIGHT.
JNO. p. CAMPBELL,
Sheriff BeXar County.
By JAS. NJ. VAN RIPPER, Deputy. 42S 4w
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
Old Citizen Dies,

The death of Gregory Herman,
ST., one of the Oldest and wealthy
citizens of San Antonio, occurred
yesterday at his ranch near the
Third mission. The funeral took
place this afternoon at 3 O'clock.
Deceased owned considerable prop
erty in the western portion Of the
city. He leaves a family of wife
and two sons.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
Glance for Poor Men.

Two (2) nice lots, 5OXl5O, in Jake
Marshall's addition, for........ 500
Four az lots, 5OX150, in Lakeview ad-
dition, for .......................S $3.50
Six Co. lots, 5OX15O, Grand View ad-
dtion, fol. ......................s 5000
All the above prices are less than cost
to owner, and below the ruling prices Of
property in same locality.
j. A. DAUGHERTY,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
r. J. HOFHEINz,

MilitaryIplaza, will sell you bug
gies and carriages at % per cent.
lower than heretofore, at market
price, as he bought out a bankrupt
stock. Call and see him before
buying elsewhere; also has in stock
harness and farm wagons. and alf
kinds Of machinery. II 5 Il
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
CITY LOCAL NEWS,
nm von KoEHRINe, ART,

DIR. Won KoEHRING, ART.
Office & res. 229 Garden st., tel. 476. 6 Is II
LOANS on furniture without re-
moval. j. M. EMERSON Co. p If
MnUIun Furniture, etc. packing
nuVINh and repairing. ]. B.
Olsen 307 Alamo Plaza, Tel. 4SS. 1y
NJ. M. WngfeH, and i E%bai@sF
Telephone AL. 21O E. Commerce st.
No one should miss the treat
in store at Muth's Saturday and
Sunday 53 st
FIN. Gloeckner Wagon and Carriage
Shop is the place for fine repairing and
shoeing. lO9u.
At SO /
eN1dTIna Hsv 'SzTId omTTv eIS
'asaueG 'uosdmoqL s s ~
-Sheern & Burnett, undertakers and
embalmers, 3O7 w. Com. st. Tel. lis. 1y
We are selling children's tan
and red shoes and slippers very
cheap. Call and get prices.
4 80 If SULLIVAN SHOE Co.
The Polish Young Mems union
will picnic on the last Sunday in
May.
Division No. l, of BeXar coun-
ty, 40. H., have elected Mr.. R.
McCue as their delegate to the
Denver convention. Mr.. P. j.
Scully goes as the state delegate.
The warm season is upon us.
Prepare for it by getting summer
shoes at Sullivan's. A key with ev-
,ery purchase. 40 If
CARTER x MULLALY, omnibus and
baggage transfer, calls attended to. If
-Chas. Ryan, druggist, Springfield, ILL.,,
writes: japanese Pile Cure IL big seller
aud has given entire satisfaction, except
in one case, which was made entirely
satisfactory by your promptly refund ing
the $500. G. Schasse, druggist, San An
tonic, Texas.
The child of Mr.. and Mrs. A.
Fisher is seriously i'll, as is also
that of Mr.. and Mrs. A. Weyel.
Temple Beth FL Sabbath school
will give a picnic at San Pedro
Springs next Wednesday.
-KARL'S CLOVER ROOT, the great
L
ness to the Complexion and cures COnsti-
patton, 25c., SOC. Sold by f. Kalteyer &
Sons.
We give you the best value in
gents tan shoes.
4 80 If SULLIVAN SHOE Co.
Go to DR.. II. A. BLAIR, regular grad
uate and registered physician and sur
geon, pharmacist and chemist; Mgr. Of
the BLAIR's POPULAR DRUG STORE; for
pure and fresh drugs, chemicals, patent
medicines and toilet articles, ETC., 511 E.
Commerce. Tel. S97. Al Pm
$50 in gold, keys. Now's your
time.
4 80 If SULLIVAN SHOE Co.
-SHILOH'S CURE, the Great Cough
and Group Cure, is in great demand.
only 22c. Children love 1t. Sold by Drug
Rists. Sold by F. Kalteyer & Sons.
Gut prices on bar iron, steel,
nails, horse shoes, wagon and car
riage wood, builders hardware,
mowers, reapers, binders, hay
rakes and other implements.
ATT TIPS & HAARMANN.
Gut flowers sold and boquets
made to order at 153 Goliad street.
Att
We are agents for the finest
Cook Stoves in the world, the new
Lighthouse and Grand Sunshine
Stoves and Ranges. A. Heusinger,
Military Plaza. 800 tt
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-05-05
SMILES.

st. Peter at heavens gate {:
Come in. Fair spirit: Is my halo
on straight?-New York Weekly.
"This is the kind of weather that
tries rich mems solos," said Slop-
kins, as he stepped in a mud pud-
dle.-Buffalo Express.
Maud: Do you think one may
with prop riety use slang in their
conversation? Carrie: mo, in
deed, not by long chalk.-New
York Press.
McScribber: How did you like
like my last book of poems?
Miss BERTHE McGinnis: l laid it
aside with great pleasure.-Texas
Siftings.
"Hearts, Is that much Of a game?
Miss French" Miss French: No,
no, very simple. You could learn
it Pm most sure, Mr.. Noodle
Inter Ocean.
Wife Cat partly: That decollette
waist Of Mrs. Shapely fits her per-
fectly, doesn't it? Husband Oook-
ing intently): 1t would if there
were enough of it.-Judge.
"What makes so many people
move on the first of May?" ats
the love of variety. They like to
experience new kinds of domestic
discomfort" -Washington Star.
Rankin lin the garb of Mephis.
topheles): Old fellow, Pm on my
way to IL masquerade. How do
look in this uniform? Fyle: You
look like the devil.-Chicago Tri.
bune.
Fweddy: Chappie, how does
this new suit of mine twike you?
Any flies on it, deah boy? Cholly
inspecting it critically; N-no. It's
too early in the season yet for flies
Chicago Tribune.
Squildig: The piano next door
makes me swear every time 1 hear
it played. McSwilligen: That's odd
It's an upright piano.-Pittsburg
Chronicle.
81 wonder if the Daniels baby is
sick. l see his nurse take him out
every morning" "No, his father
is learning to shave himself.
"Don't you like Prof. Thinkins?''
asked one girl. "Oh, dear, no." re-
piled the other girl. "He's so
fatiguing," Gle has the reputa-
ton Of being very brainy." "That's
| just the trouble. When he talks
you have to listen to what he is say.
ing, or you can't reply to his re-
marks."-WashingtOn Star.
Professor: We have several spe-
cial courses, and the one you are to
choose must depend on the trade OF
profession you desire to follow. AS.
piring Youth: My father wants me
to be bridge builder, but should
like to be a dramatist. Professor
Very we'll; take the course of me.
chanical engineering. That will
fit you for both.-Good News.
Mr.. Hardacre (of Kansas: It's
just time us Populists was havin
a show. Them felfers at Washing,
ton is downright robbers! Mrs
| Hardacre: What's the matter now
Silas? Mr.. Hardacre clubbing
over: Why, here it says postage
stamps only cost the government
y cents a thousand, an the very
cheapest kind we kin git is cent
apiece.-Puck.