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The Delta independent., 1894-04-25

$4,000 to piScc on good ranch pre-
psr'y for ) ycn-s by an eastern part, .
Geo. Stephan. 4. & ". R:,..S
The Delta independent., 1894-04-25

Mons, so loan ON xn.~nes.
The Delta independent., 1894-04-25
LOCAL.

Tho Colorado Presbytery meets this
W eek in Grand Junction.
The Delta independent., 1894-04-25

S. p. SMITH, of Towanda, Pa,
whose constitution was completely
broken down, is cured by Ayers
Sarsaparilla. He writes:
"For eight years, I was, most OF the
time, a great sufferer from constipa-
tion, kidney trouble, and indiges-
tion, so that my constitution seemed
to be completely broken down. was
induced to try Ayers Sarsaparilla, and
took nearly seven bottles, with such
excellent results that my stomach,
bowels, and kidneys are in perfect con-
di;ion, and, in all their functions, as
regular as clock-work. At the time
began taking Ayers SarsaparilIa, my
weight was only 129 pounds; l now can
bras Of 159 pounds, and was never in SO
good health. II you could see me be-
fore and after using, you would want
me for a travelling advertisement.
believe this preparation of Sarsaparilla
to be the best in the market to-day"
Ayers SarsapariIIa
The Delta independent., 1894-04-25

TIN PRESIDENT.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1894-04-05
List of Patents

Granted to Texas inventors this
week. Reported by Q. A. Snow &
Co., solicitors of American and
foreign patents. o posite United
States patent Office, Washington,
ID. c.:
j. s. Edge, Kur,en, pillow; w. B.
Nevill, Rockwell, pumping appara
tus; D. +. Prosset, Jacksboro, fire
extinguisher; w. Riseey, Henri.
eta. apparatus for burning garbage;
G. r hrbach, Del Rio, turn table;
s. j. Smith. Paris. gate
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1894-04-05

record, az it were. The vote by
which the bill originally passed the
house was 16S to 1919, but the mo.
ton to pass the bill over the veto
will not get so large vote, as o
number of representatives. have al.
ready announced that they would
refuse to vote for the motion, aud q
mum Der who have said nothing will
doubtless manage to dodge the vote
for reasons of their own.
The house is again arrestin g alb
sent members in order to get
quorum of Democrats present to
dispose of the Missouri contested
election case. The tilibuste,ing on
this case developed several dramatic
scenes, with Speaker Crisp and ex
Speaker Reed in the star roles.
One of them was almost a reproduc.
ton of another that occurred in the
Fiftieth congress, when Mr.. Reed
was in the speakers chair and Mr..
Crisp one of the leaders of his party
on the floor. In both cases the
speaker came out ahead.
Speaker Crisp's declination of the
appointment 10 the seat Of the late
Senator Colquitt is generally re-
garded as good politics for his
party, which is hardly in condi.
ton to elect another speaker of the
house without adding largely to the
existing dissatisfaction, and it is
believed here that he has made his
election to the senate for full term
we'll nigh certainty.
The question of who shall be
public printer has at last been set
tied and the plum one of the
juiciest at the presidents disposal
has fallen to Mr.. Thomas K. Bene
dict, of New York, the same gentle
man who held it under Mr.. Cleve-
lands other administration.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1894-04-05

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sya
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitua
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and &c.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend ii
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale IN SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have /, on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try It. DO pot accept any
substitute.
Gat !F0RNiA Fic SYRuo ca
ON FRANCISCO. CiL.
LOUISVILLE. kr. NV v0Hx. ny
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1894-04-05
TO Hang or Not to Hane2

Chicago, April 5 -Whethe
Patrick Eugene Pr. ndergast will
go to the scaffold tomorrow, which
happens to be his birthday, will be
decided today. The announcement
that the cold blooded assassin of
Mayor Carter FL. Harrison would
again be brought to the bar while
his attorneys made another struggle
for his wreiched life was sufficient
to bring an immense crowd to the
vicinity Of the old criminal court
building early this morning. IN
usual precautions we're exercised by
the hailiffs in admitting the public
20 the court room. A remarkably
large number Of members of the
bar was on hand, attracted by the
fact that the present proceedings
are unprecedented in American
jurisprudence. All sorts of rumors
we're aflat before the court was
opened. One was to the effect that
the state would deny the jurisdic.
ton of Judge Chetlain, in which
case the convicted man might be
hanged tomorrow. 1t was ALEC
rumored that an effort might be
made to secure his release on habeas
corpus on the ground that the day
Of execution having passed, Prem
dergast is held in custody without
due process of law. Among mem
beers of the bar, however, a general
opinion was expressed that the
court would determine to 60 on
with the proceedings in lunacy and
to that end would grant the muir
derer a new lease of life. If pro
ceeded with it will occupy at leas
two weeks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17

Am Tob Com. 100 100 0Gs oS7s 9se as's 1881
State Gas. ia 2j4 2js 25a 24s %, 700
Du = \. ~. a.
do pref. - ]?
7. I Traction. - - u 10 l2, - Is
Met Traction. .lOSts loss 1OsAs Ipsss 20
Nat Lead ...... +ls AZ AIS i2is as w. so
do pref...... ~ - 80 - 80 &ii III
do i prSf'' 500 5,'. 500 5e'. ~. ~. Ia
Total shares for the day. l1'
IS. 20 T. iEx-dyidend.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17
WHITE STAR LINE.

CRUISE TO THE MEDITERRANEAN.
"A rv specially chartered sicanet Friessnd rep. D.
visiting Azores Gibraltar. Malaga. O.
Ga Alhlrn.a Aigors Cairo days at Jerusal- M Fey
roui Euhesis Constantinopc. Athens Rome. only 20,
h,o,s cN.ursions ;ee etc included Organized an1 &C
c1mpanisd Oy T. G clark. exU : Nc'-Consul at JeFu-
salem ard a stan u competent assistants
Thirty h. Europe Ocean tickets by all nea
-, :, r,pIc r1vr,s, AT III Broadway New-York.
nriolol T.cke, Acen. Pennsylvania n. n. &c.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17

Net cash baI .*11y 7CS To BOD Inc. $5s
MONEY-THE FOREIGN MARKETS.
No change was reported in the money market.
beyond the tendency toward better rates for the
lender Quotations wera: on call. l per cent
for thirty days: 2U2H per cent for sixty days to
four months. For commercial paper, quotations
were follows: 3 per cent for sixty TO ninety
day Endorsed bills receivable: 3AM4 per cent for
four month commission house and prime four
month single names; per cent for five to six
months. and 3x per cent for longer dates.
The New-York exchange was quoted to-day as
follows at the places named. Chicago. Coo. pre-
MUM: Boston. Sc. premium per 81 900: Savannah.
buying 1-16 discount. selling I-l6QM premium;
San Francisco sight s. telegraph IA st. Louis
zoe. premium; Charleston buying ITO discount
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17
selling par; NewOrleans. commercial looc. as

selling par: New-Oreans commercial l0Oc. dis
count. bank par. ,,
The price Of commercial bar SILVER i ~ tn,S
market was CPS. nominal, per ounce. Mexican
dollars were quoted at 5lc IN London par
silver advanced lilo to % l5l6d. per ounce, with
a quiet market. Ounces TO be shipped from
New-York tomorrow 10000
The foreign exchange branch Of the market
was nrn and stronger. Few bills were on the
market. and bankers were ind!sposed 10 'aNr
them at current quotations Much interest was
expressed in the alleged importations "f goa
from England. the transaction would IN
vove a loss of = of per cent
Rates for actual business were a. o, Ioo VA
Cables 81 s7IsMA sIa. and 81 S64mA s6is ana
sfS7i4MS4 81. for long and short sterling re-
snectively; re!chsmarks 81 j-1s long. 93's short;
francs 51G7s and 5.15ss for sixty days ana sis"'
resnectiveiv: guidcrs 4DA long and l0l2 short.
Money on call in London was AT hGi2 PER
cent and the rate Of discount In the open ma
ket for she and three months bilIs; was "a"
1915 per cent. The amount OF bullion Will
drawn from the Bank of England on Daiance
to-day was flO2 600 The general markets Were
uuct British cDnsos remained unchanged al
1927 for both money and the account American
securities were irregular duh ard weak ana gen
orally closed lower than the previous DAY ERE
ods lost por cent al 49, Erie shares =. ut l4s.
Reading /. at so. Louisville and Nashviie = AT
$685. ST. Paul a at GAS. and Pennsylvania hh,
amount at 52i4 while Canadian faciic uN""'''
~ 10 C3ss and Mexican shares !, to l5'4
Paris exchange on London. % francs ia cen
times: Berlin sight sterling. 90 marks u prem
nings Gold still comes from England o,o
Gold is quotec to-day at BuenoS tyr,s a. 20
Madrid g. 90 Lisbon 900 81. petersburg oo'
Athens r. Rome $50. Vienna > !.
Tho Barney e. Smith Car Company mas de-
clarel a quarterly dividend of : per cent on Inc
preferred stock on o,,s
share has been declared by the Homes'ake Min
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17

Actual cash in the
Treasury vaults
outstanding
certincaes 7ls717 siOs 5i5754 Dec 500 g65
Deposits In bank II .ViD.3gb ll5Il. Ja6 Inc f62 1893
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17
CLYDE LINE.

4. 'A'pN ''.>"' -
CHARLESTON C.. the south ard Southwest
JACKSONVILLE and all Florida points;
From Per - r.. Il. foot " Roosevelt-stl j r. m 80
CTIrRDK MONDAY. >oNtH.-i
yh:Ni r,r ........... Wednesday November ~
ALGONQUIN. -rridaS N"Ncn.yL
An etcsrrerS hrstcas passenger accommodatiohs
WIN T.. CLYDE CO. General AGENTS
Bowling Green, y. Y.
Fla cent g Perm. Fast f. = Line. VIA Jacksonville.
Great So Freight Passenger Line via Charleston
T. c. Eyer. Gen Agt 80 B"ay y \.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17

CLOSING PRICES OF SAN Francisco STOCKS
ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE.

Friday November 16-p m.
The market was lifeless to-day. and confined
to professional trading. Only 166.l59 shares were
dealt in Sugar. st. Paul. Reading. Central Of
New, Jersey and Manhattan furnishing the larger
part Of this total At the close Sugar showed
advance of y. to s77s. its highest price having
been $50. and its lowest ss7s There was no
the property. The other Tnlustras
dull The Changers quiet. but lost
fractions, save Burlington, which
changed. ST. Pau moved within ~ OF a point,
and lost Il net to 62fs. Reading was more active
than usual, $500 half shares being sold. This
movement appears to be due to the persistent
opposition to the Olcott-Earle plan Of reoganiza-
ton. based on points urged by Isaac l.. Rice. 1t
is also alleged as the opinion Of well-informed
persons. that the representatives of the Olcou-
Earle Committee mean eventually. to foreclosc
the Reading and not t. reorganize 1t on their
present supposed basis. 1T Is also announced that
steps have been taken to bring the whole Olcott-
Earle Committees plan for review in the higher
courts. The decline Of Manhattan TO 1922. net
loss Of rs points continuation Of the
movement due 10 the cOmpany's reduced earn
ings Central Of New-Jersey Lost 2. to s212.
having nuctuated between 93a and 9lH Della
and Hudson yield "a ~ at 12S&s and Lacka-
wanna III to 15sh. This movement was at
tributed to the action OF the private coal opera
tors. which, If persisted in on lines now laid
down. might result in considerable disturbance
to the coal trade. Little was done in the general
list. .shich was comparatively firm. although
showing fractional losses finally The market
at the close steady
Much interest was naturally taken in the i'm
portaton Of gold TO this country from England
mentioned in these columns yesterday. II seems
Ia be gene rally believed that the gold is com
ing in connection with the bond issue. The
persons who are importing probably see their
way 70 profit in later transactions in England
where less than per cent Is often satisfactory
to investors.
BONDS-THE FEDERAL TREASURY
Sales Of Government bonds: $1,000 4s reg
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17

In State issues: $4,000 Virginia funded debt
2-3s. Of 1891, at from 59HM59h; $4,000 Tennessee
Settlements at sos. No city bank stocks were
sold.
To-day was one Of small changes In bond
prices, but the decreasing transactions, amount
Ing TO only 81 .095.000. reflect the lack Of
interest in speculation. Most issues showed
insignificant fluctuations. but Cordage lists
lost at 7Ol4, Savannah ard Western | at
55ih San Antonio and Arkansas Pass A. al 81,
and San Francisco general IS X at SShs, while
the consol AZ rose IA to ~.
The Clearing House statement was as follows:
Exchanges, $9j,1l3.sGl; balances, s6lG07lO
The Sub-Treasury was debtor To the Clearing
House 1907 434 The business Of the Sub-Treas-
ury for the week ending tonight includes re-
oeipts s14 1853 49S. payments. $149O4327. leaving
the general balance 1873. 67S549 against $l3S,-
900 439 on November g. apparent gain of
S7e9 10. Deducting from the payments S2,253,-
600 and from the receipts s3.744.0 900 for items
which affect it's account with the Treasury at
Washington only. its loss affecting the banks
was $204lS2S.
The United States Treasury at Washington re-
ceived to-day SljS 1866 National bank notes for
REDEMPTION The customs receipts were A71.C2S,
the internal revenue receipts S206274 and the
miscellaneous receipts STAG
To-days Washington Treasury statement Of
cash on hand and deposits in bank compares
with the figures Of the last previous statement as
follows:
Net gold on hand s6i .si7s7i ss 5si 49, Dec ses4i2
> on hsnd .'.'' 80 oo22o sss77sso Dec 23l so
Net silver nd. T.76l,d23 7.sj3gl2 Inc. ~ 80
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17
r1.RorrAN rIxANcrAL MARKETS.

London. Nv. 10 ,. m.-Consps io2', f'r 10Th
money and me account. New YORK. r"nrOivana .nd
Ohio nrst m,r;rsg" bonds. i7'. Canadian Paenc. ~r
j., md consn's 7iis Illinois ''nra. ~.
Acsicar ordinary. l3t - Paul c.mron co. Nv
York Central. I"2. Tsans,sfana. a2'.. K.rdin~ s..
Mexican Central now per cent nds. son: Louisville
and Nashville. JGi,. Atchir1n Cn'nfgya -.
= m -rhe amount - bullion Withdrawn from the
Bfnk - Eng.and bainnc" 20 lay H. iO2V,. Money.
i.lfis pe- cent q the open
~ both and three months hns i A.ni3-i" per
advic"s quot" per io2 francs
for The account ard ,xrharse London
~ francs 10 confines for checks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17

CAYANNAH LINE.-FOUR TIMES WEEh-
- ~ from Pier a. y. r.. foot Of sprlng,s NJ, ndasH
" &c nesdays Fridays and Saturdays Al T. III 'oF
freight passaga apply 10 -. ., -.
w H. RTi.TT. Gen Agt.I y. HASHAGEN; E. Agt.
j. l.. ADAMS. q. y. A. r. r. l.. WALKER. Agt. o. s.
q y = r. r. 353 Bway g. Co. pier 30 n. u.
q NJ SORREI. Manager
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17
GENERALE Transatlan:ique.

" FRENCH LINE TO HAvRE.
A RArNT sanci!i. Sat, Nov -. 1870 r. m
ia DRErAGNE Rupe.. ....sat; Dec; $50 D. M
Ia RGoGNE f.sboeuf Sat Dec ). II a. m
New YORK Alexandria Egypt via Paris trip valid 20
days: First class. $50. Second class. kllo
A. FORGET. General Agent No 3 bowling Green
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-11-22
WyCkoff's Cash Prices.

Package of Coffee, % cents. II"
New Dried Apricots, 10 cents per
pound. r. ~ =
Turkish Prunes, 6 cents per pound.
Sugar. Cured Hams, 10 cents per
pound. .,.-
Choice Japan Tea, rs cents per
pound.
Good weight, all wool Flannel, %
cents per yard.
S. ". WYCK0FF.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-11-22

From Mondays Daily
Mrs. Cowan of Adrian is visiting
with her sister, mrs. Moberly. /.
Geo. Colvin Of Adrian visited in
town yesterday and to-day.
Miss Bertha Lumm returned to
he1 home at Rushmore this p. m.
Ed. Elliott and his bridge crew
returned Saturday from a trip along
the line. ,s .,.s... -. 4.e#
Several parties from Rushmore
last week purchased land near
Worthington. j.
-FoR SALE-one half interest in a
good paying business. Address P. Q.
Box 46, Worthington Ainn.
DIR. McNulty and bride, of Els
worth, we're given a dinner at the
Ryan, St.. Paul, Saturday by their
friends in that city.
Pete johnson is back from Co.
kato, where he has been for several
weeks. He is interested in gener-
al store at that place.
George Porter returned from St.
Paul this morning. Mr.. and Mrs.
Porter expect to spend the holidays
u,:AL e,:,,d. ~ 0,;o saG'
j. Wickman having accepted a
position with The Omaha company at
Lemars is moving to that city. A
car of goods go out to-day.
The watch the Milling Ca! is
going to present to the one bringing
them the largest number Of sacks can
be seen at Braces jewelry store.
Our. advertising columns show
that the daily. is appreciated. The
subscription department every day
shows healthy, substantial increase.
"A. T. Latta of the E. j. Daniels
store, went to Sioux Falls this p. m.
to be gone few days. Mr.. Allen Of
Sioux Falls will sell ribbons until his
return.
-McCabe's MINISTRIES entertained
an immense audience at Masonic hall
Saturday night. There are 18 in the
company, and the performance given
was good. About 300 people were i'll
attendance.
&C. L. Peterson, J. P. Peterson,
O. Thompson of this place and Mr..
Powers of Pierce, Neb., left on the
early train this morning for Pillager,
Cass county, on q business trip,
They will be home the latter part Of
the week.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-11-22

From Wednesdays Daily.
j. w. Dyre left this morning
for Newton, La.
Mrs. Douglass of Lakefield, is
here for few days. "..
Mayor Shell returned from
Sibley this. morning, where he
had been on business.
Sheriff Thorn landed his pris-
oners in the penitentiary at Still
water to-day, having gone up on
the early train yesterday.
The brick work will be COM
pleted on the court house to-day
and the work of putting on the
roof can commence Immediately.
H. B. Tibbetts returned from
Spirit Lake, last evening on the
7:45 train, where he had been to
put gasoline engine in running
order. !.
Postmaster Schwartz expects
to move into the new building
this week. Worthington will then
have as fine a postofice as there is
in this part of the state.
Miss Alice Durfee left last
night for St. Paul, after4a pleasant
visit here with friends. She has
position in the Office of G.. II.
Smith, insurance commissioner.
At the Worthington: B F
Krauft, G S Brown, G s Howard,
st Paul; J Geo Schaefer, Musca-
catins; VIM Bieber, Lacrosse; w
Hull, III NJ Jones, 500 Falls; Mrs.
J w Andrews, Omaha; John But
Ter Ellsworth; A d Stevenson,
Roshester; Mrs G H Wolsey, Mrs
II M Ward, Beaver Creek.
At the Lake View: w II Draw
ford, Chilago; + A CLANCY, Min
neapolis; D w McCaby, 500 Cy;
Mick Ryan, Fulda; H Walton
Jessy, Buchanan; A j Herring,
Antoine Paul, Duluth; J Mccain,
Thos Klasey, w E Dyer, city; 81
r johnson, Sibley; B S Brown,
Mrs. D Hutchinson, Montrose, S
D; r FL Bartlett, Adrian; Homer
Upper, Rock Valley; John
Hounef, Andre Hounef, Kilrain; J
G Guady, Ewington.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-11-22

H. B. Tibbetts was called to Spirit
Lake to-day to start a gasoline en-
CINE. H. B. is an expert on engines
of all kinds. His brothsr came up
from Sioux city this morning to take
charge of the pumping station dur
ing his absence.
Sunday evening Mrs. A. c. He'd
berg was the recipient of a pleasant
surprise. It being her birthday an
niversiary her husband presented her
with handsome ring. Mr.. and Mrs.
Clausen were present and a banquet
followed the presentation.
l. We learn that Faragher Bros. &
Uveland's elevator at Adrian took fire
last night from a gasoline engine.
Prompt action on the part of the fire
company saved the building. An eye
witness says the boys did fine work
they had two streams playing on
the flames in less than five minutes
after the alarm was giveu.
The families of E. and VIM. Nc
Clelland, of Nolbes county, S. Fl.
Turner and D. Serle, of Edgelton,
left here this week for Willow Spri-
ngs, Mo-, where they have purchased
farms and expect to make their per
manent home. They are all old resi-
dents Of this vicinity and we are
sorry to see them go. VIM. Nc
Clelland still has faith in southwest
Minnesota, however, and retains his
fine farm near this place.-Edger-
ton Enterprise. Before leaving Mr..
McC lelland called and subscribed
for the ADVANCE. We expect to see
him back soon.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-11-22

= ~ J.
The revival meetings. at the NJ.
E. church are attracting large
crowds. -.r.t ~
The body of Mrs. Fried, who
died Monday, will be sent to Can
non Falls tonight for burial.
My maple syrup is going fast;
get in the row and have your jug fill
led with the rest. @f..3 .rt
LovELEss the Grocer
Revival meetings are being held
at the NJ. E. church. Publicans and
sinners are invited to attend. The
preaching tonight will be good, let
there be full house.
H. N. Douglass had the mis-
fortune to break a casting on his
gasoline engine last night. He
wired the factory for repairs and
expects to be able to start up
again in day or two. aa
Prof. Adams of Luverne, ed
itor of School Life, called this
morning. He was on his way to
Cincinnati to attend the funeral
of his brother who was accidently
shot yesterday. - 49,.
Ray Humiston offers $500 for
the best ad. written for his holiday
stock. Here is a chance for someone
to display their talent and at the
same time, get a five dollar bill.
There are q great many people in the
world who think they can write ali
attractive advertisement, and, we pre-
sumo, often wonder why the mer
chants do not write better ads, Little
do they think that it takes an "artist''
to put an ad. together so attractively
that it will be read from top to bot
tom; an ad. that has meaning, that
says something and says in a way to
be of service to the advertiser is not
easily written. To illustrate: A young
man wanting work once put this adj
vertisement in daily paper:
"Was that friend you bowed to
just now?'' .. .. -... ... e..
eyes. one that I highly value "
"Any special reason!"
"Well, yes; he owes me $780,"
Physician with ear to patients
chest There is curious swelling
over the heart, which must be reduc-
ed at once. -t..t.f .@s
Patient (anxiously)-T swelling
is my pocketbook, doctor. Please
don't reduce it too much. London
lid Bits. s... j .5g.S
s'That stove," began the customer
with deadly calmness, ''you sold to
me last week as an art stove, | be-
lieve?" 0 ..u.. #..-. H.
eyes," admitted the dealer. ''1sn't
it," -."..
1T dosen't know any more about
art than hog does about Sunday"
"Eh! What?"
IL say it doesn't know the first
thing about art. l havn't tried it on
painting yet, but it can't draw worth
a cent indianapolis Journal.
Little Johnny II guess 1 must be
a very good natured boy.
Aunty-Why 500 Re
Johnny School has been open
about month, and I haven't wished
anything awful would happen to the
teacher yet.-Street & Smiths Good
News.
WYCkoff's Cash Prices.