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The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

bridget, don't like your
having these men in the kitchen. They are
all strangers TO me.n Bridget pleasantly
-"Stip insoide, then, num- and ORR intro
Juice YOU, Judge
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

TINMINs-"What do you think of my new
deskl Bought it secondhand; made the
money all from my jokes" Simmons
"Wei, that is as It should be-the jokes
were all secondhand, were they notP-
Cincinnati Tribune
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

BIRD DEALER-"1 feel bound to tell you,
sir that the parrot which you have selected
is terrible swearer." Customer-"All
the better; will let him do my telephoning
for me. Mount Vernon Echoes.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

MIS-. PANCAKE (suspiciously)-'W are
hanging around my back WINDOW nns
are as purity as pictures, an I'd like 10 be
the frame o. one o. them. "-Harper's
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

Needs assistance It may be best to render 1t
promptly, but one should remember To use
even the most perfect remedies only when
needed. The best and most simple and gen.
tie remedy is the Syrup of Figs, manufac-
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

TIE monkey goes TO the sunny side of the
tree when he wants warmer climb
Texas Siftings.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

II you want to be cured of cough use
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

"DoAN' talk about yoh neighbohs" said
Uncle Eben. "Yoh services am sperf1'ous.
Deyll ten 20 it fob one anuddah an fob
you, too ."--Washington Star.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

DID He Do IT9 - Mother (sterniy)-
"Kitty, didn't Charley Lee try to kiss you
last night at the front doorp Daughter
lblushing)-"Not very hard, mammal
Detroit Free Press.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

SHE-"Before we were married you said
1t would give you the greatest pleasure to
crafty my every wish" He-"My dear,
said your lightest wish; and rlldo it, too"
Vogue.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

"MY task In life," said the pastor, com
placently, Consists in saving young men"
NAh ln replied the maiden, with soulful
longing; "save good one for me, won't
youp-Life.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

medicine, and derived no NJ. J. COLEMAN, ESQ.
benefit 1 got more relief in one hour from your
medicines as far as my stomach was concerned,
than from all the other medicine used.
Ifauy person who reads this is suffering from
dyspepsia or constipation and will use your
medicine as have done, he will never regret it."
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

JIILsoN says the Baconian theory would
doubtless find fewer believers if there were
not so many ham actors trying to do
Shakespeare. Buffalo Courier.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

strong, plump, round and rosy. Moth
ing so effective as a strength restorer
and flesh maker is known to medical sci
ence; this puts on heaikhy flesh not the fat
of cod liver oil and its filthy compounds.
1t rouses every organ of the body to ac-
tivity, purihes, enriches and vitalizes
the blood so that the body feels refreshed
and strengthened. If you are too thin. too
weak, too nervous, it may be that the food
of bile is necessary for the reception of the
fat foods in the blood. Too often the liver
holds back this element which would help
digestion. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery stimulates, tones up and invig-
crates the liver, nourishes the blood, and
the muscles, stomach and nerves get the
rich blood they require.
Spent Hundreds Of Dollars with no Benefit.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

"YoUR sealslSin sacque is the finest have
ever seen" "Well, it ought to be, it was
made from one of the educated seals.'-
Judge.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

Love never speaks in a foreign language.
Rams Horn.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

BoREToN-"Just take this along, will
you, old man, and look it over at your
leisurei" Busy Editor-"Leisure' What's
Notwithstanding Journal.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is q Constitutional Cure. Price 75c-
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29
TO PUT ON

needed flesh, no mat
ter how you've lost
it, take DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Dis
covery. 1t work s
wonders. By restor-
ing the normal ac-
tion of the deranged
organs and functions,
1t builds the flesh up
TO a safe and healthy
standard -promptly,
pleasantly and nat
urally. The weak,
emaciated, thin, pale
and puny are made
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
lFRoM WEDNESDAYS DAILY
SALMAG UNDl.

Stand by the Silver Party State
ticket next Tuesday.
Barney Horn arrived from San
Francisco last night.
Emmett Kcyser returned from his
visit to Missouri to-day.
A vote for the Silver ticket is a vote
for the prosperity Of Nevada.
r. Sadler will be the next Lieuten-
ant Governor. Vote for him.
Sink craftsmanship next Tuesday and
cast your ballot for the Silver ticket.
Elko county should send the Silver
ticket west with at least 500 major.
ity.
Do not encourage the enemies Of
your State by voting against the Sill.
e ticket.
Jim Il. Jones will make IN excel.
lent Governor. Vote for him next
Tuesday.
l.. d. Albert vas in from Mound
Valley last evening. Hcreports poll
tics badly mixed in that section.
Candidates for the county Offices
should remember that there is moth
ing made by throwing mud at their
opponents.
The INDEPENDENT has an extra
for ce at work today setting upSenat.
or Jones' reply to the Republican
State Committee.
The voters Of Southern Esmeralda
are 1G to l for the Silver Party; and
the voters Of the whole State should
follow their example. =.
The prohibition against landing
American cattle and American dress.
ed meat vas extended to every port in
Germany yesterday.
Texas has raised n million moro
sheep than usual this year and there
are n million and n half less cattle in
the State than usual.
w. j. Wcsterficld is one OF the Sic
id citizens of Washoc county. He
will make an excellent State Treasur.
er. Don't forget that on election day.
Brunswick IIerald:-The campaign
liar always poses as il lie were the
most virtuous and upright person on
earth. whan, i'll reality, lie is the big
gest scamp unhung.
The Eureka Sentinel says Henry b.
CAmbbell, a native OF Maine, % years
OF age, hanged himself i'll the County
Hospital with a rope which he had
tied To Il ladder set against the out.
side OF the building.
y San Farncisco dispatch says that
+. G. Waite S~ecretrey OF State, died
at his home in alameda early yestcr.
day morning. He was an indepen-
dent candidate for reelection and hi
friends attribute his death to q gen.
eral physical collapse. brought on by.
worrying over political matters. He
was G5 years old.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
will make an excellent State Superin
tendent. Remember him on election

will make an excellent State Superin
tendent. Remember him on election
day.
E. Osell !,as removed to the Bank
Exchange building where he has a
good stock OF mems boots and shoes
ALEC ladies and children's shoes in var
iety which - air sell at greatly re
duced prices. Repairing neatly and
cheaply done with dispatch.
Hon. w. A.. Massey returned this
morning from Carlin where he ad-
dressed an enthusiastic silver meeting
last night. He had good meetings in
Mound. Lamollle, Starr Valley and
Wells. The people Of Elko county
are thoroughly aroused and will give
an overwhelming majority for the Sill
yer ticket next Tuesday.
A crowd Of mischievous boys rails.
ed Cain around town last night, re-
moving gates, tearing down signs
and blocking sidewalks. They de.
stroyed one Of Mr.. Osell's large pla.
cards in front OF his shoe store and he
is very indignant to-day. Such ma
liciousness ought to be punished.
Va. Chronicle:-Why should Neva-
da roll up a Republican majority
this yearH The lying Republican
organs declare the reason to be that
the Republicans are in favor OF the
free coinage OF silver. Every intelli-
gent man knows this to be false.
Stewart, Newlands and Jones know
this to be a lie made ont OF whole
cloth, and hence their desertion OF the
party which has betrayed their plat.
form pledge to the people. II Neva-
da should forget itself as to fail to re.
elect Newlands to Congress at the
coming election the Gold Trust press
throughout the country would de-
clare that Nevada had given up the
fight for the free coinage Of silver
and that the country might rs well
settle down to Wall street rule
for all time to come.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
Point With Pride,

The Republican press and orators
point with pride to a record that has
in u quarter Of Il century produced
thirty thousand millionaires and
three million tramps, point with pride
to n record that compels onc.third Of
the wealth to pay all taxes, n policy
that compels the great farming class
with less than onc.iifth OF the wealth
OF Il country to pay eighty per
cent Of the taxes, u policy that has in
one quarter Of a century plastered the
once free homes Of our people with
nine million mortgages, Il policy that
has crippled one half OF our money
at the dictation OF English capitalists,
point with pride toa wicked, vicious
monetary syetem that has shrunk all
farms and farm vaiucs in our coun-
try cne.half in the last quarter OF a
century, point with PRIDE to a policy
that has fostered and built up in our
country a system OF transportation
and communication that like a huge
octopus has fastened it's death grip on
every industry in our land. that robs
the producer and starves the consul
mcr, that arrogates 10 itsolf the func.
tons of government in the Legislative
executive and judiciary, Il system that
has given c;:r future homes to cor.
porations and alien owners, point with
pride to Il condition hat calls for Il
standing army in violation Of every
law and every sacsed right guaran
teed by our national constitution with
other dangers that menace our gov.
crnment and only view with alarm
any uprising OF the masses that threat.
ems to drive them md their thieving
minions from place md power. Let
every patriot do his duty in this hiur
OF his country's need. Let no guilty
man escape. Put none but true men
on guard. Vote for industrial eman.
cipution. Vote for liberty by voting
for the Silver party.-Silver State.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
R THURSDAYS DA1LY.l
sALMAoUNDI.

Stand blythe silver cause and win 9
glorious victory next Tuesday.
Goodyearis Suag-P7oot Rubber
Butts aitReinhar:'s. l4-3otn
Thorow protection and free trade to
the wind and vote your silver senti.
ments.
DIR. G. Il. Moore dentist Elko. Grown
and bridge work. Teeth without
plntes. Office at residence.
Keep Nevada's banner at the front
by voting for Newlands and
Jones.
S. NJ. Henley has the agency for
the Maher q Grosh hand made knives
and carries them in stock.
DR.. Wilson has returned from his
business trip and will remain in Elko
for two weeks.
Go to Ben Craighead's for your
meat, pork, sausage, Bologna and etc.
Everything is fresh and clean
Thomas Trainer, OF Eureka, has a
lot OF fine stock cattle for sale. Read
his I'D. in another column.
The cheapest place to buy really
made clothing is at Remnants.
Don't buy cult till you zee nur
prices. l4-3nf
MIR. Q. w. Hull has TN interesting
card in another column. 1t should
be read by all fair-minded voters.
Dave Casper has Just received a
new lot of samples of Fall and
Winter clothing which will be made
TO order from Sit up.
William Kennedy came in from
Mound Valley yerterday and return
ed to.day. He reports the valley SOL
id for the Silver ticket.
There will be work for brainy, in
dependent silver men in the next
Congress. Such a man is Mr.. New
lands. Don't forget him on election
day.
We have Just received about 10.
'nm ples OF mems suitings for custom
made clothing for Spring and Sum
ner. Suits made TO order from SIS
ind pants from b up. VI. RKiNHAnr
Remember that A. f. Kaye, Popu-
list nominee for Superintendent OF
Public Instruction. has published a
card in winch he asks the voters not
to vote for him. He is out of the
fight.
l.. Burkhart IL ieuGy to do ali
kinds az painting, paper hanging hud
decorating on short notice. lie guar
antces to givo satisfaction Go To
him when you need anything in his
inc
II. G. Cutting, Silver party NOM
incc for Superintendent of Public In
struction, came down from Tuscarora
yesterday and left for tho West on the
early train this morning. He is well
qualified for the position he seeks and
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
[FRoM MONDAYS DAILY
sALMAGUNDl.

Another lovely day.
Vote against all the constitutions
amendments.
G. A. Mathison left for his home n
Hamilton to day.
II you don't know how to vote, gcI
a sample ballot and post yourself.
Vote the Silver ticket and encour
age the friends Of silver in the East
The town was overrun with politi
cians OF high and low degree Saturday
night.
Strengthen the hands of the silver
men in the East by voting the Silver
ticket.
Miss Cora Harris went up to Starr
Valley this morning to visit Miss Tot,
tic Pixley.
Controller Horton and Hon. Evan
Williams. Of Ormsby county, are in
town to-day.
Take General Warmers advice and
support the party that has silver in
its candidate.
Don't encourage the enemies OF Ne.
vada and the silver cause by defeating
Francis G.. Newlands.
John +. Jones will make an honest,
fereless Governor. Cast your ballot
for him on election day.
But little time now remains for the
campaign liar TO get in his deadly
work. Look out for him.
The Silver State says that Judge
Goodwin, of the Salt Lake Tribune
is making Il bloody shirt campaign.
Judge NJ. S. Bonnificld. Silver par
ty nominee for Supreme Judge, came
up from Winnemucca Saturday and
returned yesterday.
j. +. Parsons, Silver party candi
date for Recorder, has an interesting
card in another column. Read il and
govern yourselves accordingly.
Reno Journal:-Thomas Sadlier, I
Glendale farmer la inveatel ap1tato
digging machine which will revnlu.
tionize the business Of digging pota
toes. 1t il drawn by Il team and digs
out a row Of potatoes and separates
them from The soil rs fast MS II team
eau travel.
Idaho Avalanche, Oct. l9:-Last
Monday, Richard LlnlIam, Il team,
ster hauling wood into Dclamar, fell
from his wagon and sustained iniur.
les which resulted III his death u few
hours after. The accident occurred
upon what is known as China hill'
back Of DcLamar, Il steep and dan.
gerons piece Of road. Deceased was
II Ncvadln. and Il veteran Of the Mex,
lean war. lie left Tuscarora last fall,
spent the winter in Bmncau Valley,
and has put in the summer at team
ing in and around DcLauar.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
IFRoM TUESDAYS DAILY
FUND.-.

See Mr.. Shcrwood's card i'll another
column.
Vote Your silver sentiments next
Tuesday.
Let us bury the Nevada cuclicos
under an avalanche OF votes next
Tuesday.
Lyon county has 752 registered
voters this year. This is a slight in
crease over 1892.
Everything indicates II rousing ma
jority for the Silver State ticket. Elko
county should do its part.
Don't put any faith in lies sprung
in the lat hours Of the campaign.
You will he deceived If you do.
All friends OF the white metal
should stand up next Tuesday and be
counted OH the side OF the Silver tick
ct.
Money in the hands of the privileg-
cd few is leSitimatc wealth, but in the
hands Of the many it is @ruinous iniia-
ton"
One week more for candidates to
hustle in. The voyage up Salt river
will begin us soon us the result is
known.
Nevada needs an able, fearless man
in Congress. Such Il man is Francis
G.. Newlands. Remember him Oh
election day.
An "inch OF rain means a gallon OF
water spread over Il surface of nearly
two square feet or a fall Of about 100
tons upon an acre.
Lawyer (angrily)--Arc you sure
you are telling the truth? Witness
BE iabcrs. you wudn't be so hot
about it il Oh wasn't.
II &. \. LaGrave is elected Con
trollcr next Tuesday, he will buy his
supplies i'll the State instead OF send
ing TO California for them.
Free coinage and irrigation are two
important questions to the people OF
Nevada. Francis G.. Ncw,ands is
sound on both of them. Give him
your support.
Nevada should he true III the his
toric ratiu of l6 20 l next Tuesday
That is, the votes cast should be l6
for the Silver ticket to ] for all the
otlicr combined.
Houaekcepcr-Why don't you get
work somewhere and settle down.
Tramp-Wcli. you sec, mum, this ere
new income tax sort % takes all the
energy ont Of ii Teller.
An international matrimonial paper
is about to MAKE its appearance in
Berlin, Germany. The new journal
will he printed i'll three languages
German, English and French.
Experiments are How being made
with compressed hay for paving pur-
poses. The hay. after being pressed.
IL soaked IN Il drying OIL, winch. 1t Is
claimed renders il ;ndcstructiblc.
The attention 81 parents is called to
the article regarding the damage
mischicvons boys are doing to the
windows Of the Presbyterian church.
Such lawlcss acts. should he severely
punished.
At a stamp sale in New York tn as.
day a 3.ccnt scarlet United States.
unused, brought $50, and u Con.
fedcratc States, Nashville, 5.ccni red
brown--a rare and splendid specimen
was nold for S2i.2J.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04

ST. PETERSBURG, October 20. 1t is
announced here that the condition Of
tho Car has scnsibly changed for
the worse. There is Il marked in
crease in the coughing and splitting
Of blord. The following Official bul
was issued at III o'clock to-day:
"Ihe gcnc-al con lition Of the CIR
has become considerably worse. Last
night the splitting of blood, which
begun ycsscr lay with a severe cough.
ing, incrcas ii. Symytoms Of congcs.
tion OF tho left lobe Of the lung have
manifested them Iolvo'. Ills Maicsty's
condi ion is on, Of dlnger.T
YALTA, October 3.-The Cznr re.
ccivcd holy communion yesterday.
Tho condition OF the Gar is much
worse to-day, and all the immc late
relatives are here, including the
Queen OF Greece. Court Minister
Count Vorontsofr .CachkoT. Podicdo.
nostnodzcif, and Prince Dolgouroki,
grand master OF ceremonies, are also
in attendance.
WASHINGTON, October 30.-Tho OK.
tromcly serious condition OF tho Czai
is shown by the foil rwing dispatc li
received today by Prince Cintacua.
n Of tho Ru sian II missy from st.
Petersburg: "lho condition Of tho
Car is considerably worse since yes.
tcrdny. Tho cxpcc'ora.ion Of blood
il increased 10y strons coughing in tile
night. There arc symptoms Of artia'
inflammation of tho left lung. Condi
ton DANCE! Qua"
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
a. Gard.

I am informed thnt Mr.. j. Eggers
has been circulating the report that
tho Railrt nd Conn any brought
me out M Il candidate for County
Assessor. The story is u ma iciou'
ialselpod. am under no obligations
or pledges to any one. II l i'm elect.
ed I othe Office to which | Inspire, 1
will conduct IL honestly and fairly. I
am seeking the Office only for tho
benefit Of myself and family.
II he cannot prove these !alsehoods
I hope he will be gentleman ~ enou h
to cease circulating th,m about
me.
q. W. Hull.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
Httend0D, Judges Of
EIGCliOD'

Tho INDrrI NpIET urgently re-.
quests the judges of oacl, election
precinct throughout the county, on
the completion Of the count, To take
Il sample ballot and mark the number
Of votes received by each candidate
and forward tho came, enclosed in oil
envelope, TO this Office by tho messen.
gor Or through the poslonicc whore
the box il sent 10y mail.
Unlcas the various judges do this
il muy bc impossible to tell tho 70.
suit in the county until tho Official
canvass Is made. 81 please send in
the returns and confer Il favor on lilo
candidates, tho public aud the lsDs
PENDENT.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
Probate Notice.
In tho District Court OF 1.-the State OF
Nevada, IL nLd for tho County OF

In tho District Court oi.the State OF
Nevada, III MD for tho County OF
Elko.
In tho Matter OF tho iGstate "
WILLIAM y. ROSS, Deceased.
Order To show Cause why Decree OF
Distribution should not be- made.
On rendrng and Thing tho petition
Il john = Eoss, NJ. u. Miller and ~
T., Prudential, Executors ~ the
lnst viii anl Tcsinmcn: OF snid ito.
renscd, aud praying among other
things tOr M urder ~ distribution Of
the residue of Rnid estate among the
persons entitled:
II IN ordered that nli pcrsuua inter
ested IN the estate Uf the said vii
liam II. Ross, deceased. Gc and NJ.
pear before tho said Court nj tho
Courtroom ~ IN Il Court, IN tho town
of Elko In euid Eiko county. on Mmn.
dny, tho 9TH dry Of NOvombcr. 1904,
~ ten o'clock y. NJ, then md there
Ia shov cause Why nm order ~ dis.
tribution should not 10 undo OF the
re-, iduc OF snid estate among tho
rcstdunry dovisccs al tho said de-
ccm,cd, according Ia law.
H.. T.. B1LKEY,
Clorh.
Dated. October @. 1904.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
~. H. BlLhEI,
Clerk.
Dated, Elko, New, Oct. l., 1894.

Tho Moriden, CONNECTICUT, hide.
pendent says Democracy and Ropub.
licanism are getting to be words very
difficult OF definition. In Now Eng.
land and the Middle States they mean
practically the same opposition to
tho interests OF the common people
while in some OF tho Western aud
Southern States they pretend to mean
something else.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04
FOR SALE.

One or two hundred head Of stock
COWS and milch cows mt reasonable
prices. viii also sell all CO tile, hors'
w. ranches and ranges owned by mo,
II wanted. or stock in punches OF til.
ty, ono or two hundred head or moro,
IL buyer wishes. Thib is u good in.
ycstment for any one wishing to 30
into stock and ca Go buiinoR.
TIiO.nAS IRA .NER,
Lureka,
NO. adn.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1894-11-04

M Office IS HEREBY GIVEN
Y that on Tuesday, the 9th day
OF November, 1891, at tho several pro
cincts hereinafter named In the conn.
ty Of Elko, State OF Nevada. a gcncr.
al election will be held for tho follow.
ing named State, County and Town.
ship officers, which election shall not
be opened later than 8 o'clock a. m,
and shall continue open until @ p. IN
STATE OFFICERS.
One Member OF Congress.