The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1894-03-03


tn. e.iin Of III. Violet $50 r. NJ Cleveland or..A.u .nd
c.-Ye, Gresham. I'm sick and tired Of public If.
The inratitude the deficient power OF appreciation OF
the American people
G.-fsrdou me, Mr.. President; say. rather, OF the
Democratic party,
C.-yss for l AN onvlnesd that the people ar.
with mo-
E-The election In ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
where he H. drinks his the wrong way and PUSHES
out OF the cabin to hide his embAus,smeuL)
C.-The election in Pennsylvania. q. our good friend
Evans about tn observe the protest Of the In.
dgnsnt people Of that State against the fact Gus oppo
sion OF certain so-caled Democratic Senators to my
Administration IL was as great q v.ndication Of m
course as could desire.
e. dimidly)-Then you wouldn't be cast down 10 the
Republicans should carry the next Congress election,
Mr. President
C.-My dear Gresham. I should regard such a result
as particularly Watering 1t would be equivalent to
vote of confidence in me. Besides. can get along
great deal better with Republican Congress than
with Democratic. only wish there was some way
ofRst'ins rid OF the senate gets and walks and
down excitedy) All. there's the greatest menace to
our Institutions Gresham. Those fellows don't care
anything about Me. They actually have the impudsnce
to oppose some OF my a. pointmen and critcise my
policy. Why. the correct theory of the Constuon
that shall do as please and amt any OF the sem
Aes business Amt that so. Judgsr
q. Acknowledgements struggle for prsrogativs
between the dineren: branches of the Govsrnmsnt-
&. tqusrulousy)-Mhy shoud there be any different
branches OF the Goyernment' Why amt enough
ITS not question Of your ability. Mr.. President
but OF the limitation
c-1here II Is AgsIn. Limitations. Limitations al
ways limitations do hope that when come TO serve
my third term
.G.-But IL you tired Of public life
C.-what IL am 'Tain't my faul; ~ am neces-
sary to the country. 10 IT, can't ns,p the psopls
ciamoring for me. can l. Ever since the New York
election I've felt tina: the third had y come.
Enter Capt. Evans
Ell suppose tia; Afte- Grants experiences IL 1880
nobody will be fool enough try . third term.
G,-Capt Evans, would you mind seeing Il you can
find that chart for me. winks meaningiy and mo.
tons to the door. Exit Evans
C-what a singular man. Poor fellow. he knows
nothing about politics. A was saying. I hope the
Construction will be in such shape when begin my
third tenn that shall no: be bothered by the senate
CIT will take quick work TO change the Constita-
ton in that time
c. tcompaeenty)-O well. IscarcsY expect to be re-
elected in 1885, the country ia so angry with the
Democrats who oppose me. But In 1900 positive
shalt be ssctsd-iss+ 1892 1900 that's about the
OF It. lReentsr Evans
Elm very sorry but ! can't end the chart.
C,-weli Captain charts sort of ships eonsti.u-
ton heb, heb can get along without It, HAYES
cigar
E-NOt this minute thank you. Nj President I've
got to see the cook
q. whispering Gods sake don't use that word
while he u here. Captain.
L. hndgnantiYl-sr. l see no improprsty In my ssy-
Ing thAt have TO consult the cook about breakfast
G.-o thought you meant something different
Ella ha' No, We haven't even got parrot.
C.-Gentlemen this amt right to keep the Joke to
yourselves
Give were taking about Secretary Smiths possum
cook. Martha Parsons. Mr. President.
q. tsevercyI-Nr Smith one OF the most remark
able men IN my Cabinet or in the country. A woman
who performs the culinary onees for hun should re-
gard herself as emnentIy fortunate Hut. capt Evans
We have seen too little Of you tonight. How do you
nnd that cigar
E.--Irs very good indeed. suppose we can't any OF
US Ahord {" smoke Acigar after they've passed that
contuanded wilson tArir-<J;scollecia and coughs
Nou remember now Mckinley squeezed the smokenr
G-Mckinley conclusions cannot uIdrTsiand Ills
study OF the tarT question been very super
nclaL ~ he had followed IL as have he wouId hAy.
agreed win me
l.. tsuppress'ng a ySwn,-Yol hav. given a great
deal OF Time TO the study of tho tarir have you not
a. ,proudYl-I should say 1 hHd. studied It nearly
week IA lssI lis very much dinlcult than the
saver question. can tell you. wbv. bsIEsen our.
selves mastered the sl'rT question one sunday
afternoon al the Victoria Hotel in 1858. nod White
thinks he knows more me bul don't Ag.es with him
q. ,,oih, n,0-NoT he with YOU any mGr.
C-WhAt nNour oDInrou Of Lilluok AAnL Captain
E-Nh,' really I'm not In a position to sPsak from
knowledge abOgthsr
q splendid woman. magnificent woman. what
determination, ShaI an uncuuqusTaDgs hTmuess what
strength m resisting an lusoivnI Ssn-I mean FRO
VisionA1 Government Gsntsmsn. that woman Will
i've IA history as one OF The Erandsst rulers ever
sat on a throne % EiShs deeply Aud when think
Of Morgan and the rest OF thsm fs'l0Ss don't blame
The Queen for wanting 20 do a little b-Essflnx
q sadN II THIS Is true, Mr.. President. stl you |
mnsi admit that she and ypur policy regard to her
have been greatly mIsuEderstood.
$50 have ! Iesu mIsuRIsrstcOI. When I think
how them rIscaliy missionArzf sons have stood In
her way, lu,t as lot 81 democratic ssnal ors have
: ood IN NINE nv bobd bas my neck. a cucl 90 !
eoes Fi-'s . a. iro"n d thought you Lsp. time |
with belle aId not these CLOCKS. Captain
E-o some tAadubbrr must have esg II here Takes !
own the ciocS aud ihroSs ou, Of the door which q
open'J MhaJ Id fpul wound that u1f Aside
81 thin. WA a. good night. | don't know why !
bGI lee FcTy blue onigh: BESIDES. have 20 thinA
about some appointments Go7d ntEAt. Captain uood
nght. Judge |
q" aud E.-Gool nlghL lENeuut G. anIEI
& tErnl- - wish hEdut heard ina c ock Well I'm !
glad ~ alone, a great man 10 aiNAl, iontly No /
neSsPapeTs for day or two any ay. How hate tie
press And nov about thoss s?Pu n;ulvntA How / !
bate ire p9IiuclaEs q, dear.