The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1894-04-08
LEADER CHIT.CHAT.

Governor Tillman is showing Gov
ernor Waite how easily pure gore
flows.
After the trial, Miss Pollard should
go on the road with the drama Led
Astray."
The wonder grows how Madge Pol.
lard escaped so many times Setting
married.
The late struggle shows the power
OF currency when used Us iu elec ion
lubricator.
Coxey's army has been very success
full in fighting off soap and other in
conveniences
Coxey's army seems to be fully
equipped with GROWERS. But they arc
rushing them.
One swallow does not make n sum.
mer, but it often takes the overcoat
off q mans back.
Speaker Crisp will also go down
into history as one Georgia man whr
declined an Office.
They hanged Texas man to cure
him of the drink habit, aud the rene.
dy worked like charm.
81, a man; she, woman; both
human" Old Breck. was epigrammatic,
but society can't accept it,
McMaster evidently realizes by this
time that when man gets real funny
he Is generally given arrest
1t now looks as if Polire Judge-elect
McCord will pacify himself II be
does then evil doers beware
An Oklahoma paper says Greer and
the negroes carried Africa. Och him e
mell! Das erstaunt mich sehr.
The dynamite shock TO Russell Sage
was as nothing compared to court
guns rammed with $4,000 slugs.
Governor Waite is evidently jealous
of Governor Tillman's progress. lie
talks of ordering out another row.
The election several days gone and
no railroad yet What does Mayor Mar
tin mean. The negroes want work.
The people hope that under the Re-
publican resume the tim IS will
not be so hard that the birds won't
sing.
General Coxey should not be hard on
the newspapers. They might break
up his movement by letting him severe
ly alone.
Prayers are awful good things to
cling to. but they had no more effect,
Tuesday, than the glinking jingle OF
the night mule.
One of the privates in Coxey's army
had horrible nightmare the other
night, the dispatches say. lie dreamed
he was at work.
Rev. Boggess will open the new
8 hool board meetings with prayer.
and Burke, the colored member. will
close-the ventilators
Old McMsster in his prison cell will
now endeavor to use the power of the
press as means of escape. But all
his stuff Will smack of irony and be
barred.
Sorehead Sid Clark has just about
reached the Rancaedor Reef of his po-
litical career, at least in Washington.
Oklahoma CITY friends have stopped
remittances.
The Kansas City journal remarks
that this is the season OF the year
when Mrs Lease use to wash bed
Clothes" Possibly. But Mrs. Lease
won't wash, now: Neither will hsl
spec hes.
They have outlined an ad mirable
line of defense at Washington. When
Coxey and his commonweai reach the
capitol steps. Hon. Ii. w. Blair of New
Hampshire will be sent out to make q
speech to them
The Democratic city central oom
mittee headed by that indefatigable
worker, Captain Taylor, is deserving o.
praise for its work during the cam
paign. The committee did all in ia
power to save the city.
Anent Tuesdays land slide:
Oh, somewhere in this favored land tn,
sun is shining bright;
The band Is. playing somewhere, an6
somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, anC
somewhere children shout;
BUT.
-Lamentation from Casey at the Bat.
Dr. owen OF Detroit, AYERS tha
Bacon cut off Shakespeare's head anC
that mo head will be found in Shakes
Peare's grave Alas, poor Yorick
This startling stat ement ought TO pu
a quietus on budding literateurs wh'
find it the thing to attach Colonel Bill
to their own effusions, and work then
of with the name blown in the bottle
Among the celebrities on the public
stage just now are Governors Tillman
and Waite, Zella Nicalous. Willie
breckenridge and Madge Pollard,
General Coxey Russell Sage. Franl
Lawler, Colonel Kope Elias. Dinl
Bolts, general Coxey aud Mol Lease
You slot nickel and pull out any
thing from border drama to bacl
.9laC aand out,