The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-22
Did Ever maet HimP

There has sprung up in these latter days the
him-ham worker, and the soap pa skage faker
and by some means unknown to the unini-
tlated the devil and his allies have evolved
plan whereby humanity is also cursed ana
pestered with the life insurance faker says
the insurance Magazine OF ali the great
evils that have befallen any class OF business.
the life insurance faker leads the van. Born
OF woman, OF few days and fun OF gall, the
ITO insurance faker goes abroad in the land.
seeking ior some one TO entrap. He does not
utllize the methods Of legitimate lie insur-
ance men to succeed in his business. out he
adopts the methods OF the soap package
Iaker and the him-fiam worker. He sallies
Iorth seeking victim, and in his peregrina-
tons he nnds his man. and then the play be-
gins sometnlng after this fashion:
Faker-Is this Mr. Jones,
Jones-Nesi. sir. What can do for you?
Faker-My name Is call | am the general
executive special Of the great Y. Il. Company,
known all over this broad land for its great
nberallty to policy holders am Just from
the home nee and was intrusted BY Presi-
dent IA TO come direct to your city and call
on you and showyou our new Lou, le Distilled
Duplex ana Outof-SiRht Constellation Bond.
ms IS special policy just issued by the
great Il, company, and am the only au
thorlzed representative TO sell you this great
agsresauon. This bond was gotten up to sell
Oniy among the most prominent business men
OF the country. Mr.. *. our president Sc
lected you as ons of the fortunate ones to
whom we Will oner this special aggregation.
now, Mr.. Jones, II you viii give me a few
minutes OF your time l will show you some
OF the leading features OF this highly valuable
bond.
Jones--I am very busy just now but if you
Will call at o clock will look at your bond
although have no intention OF augmenting
my Insurance at the present time.
OuJ goes hdr. Faker; PUSHES over to his Of
nee Or hotel; draws forth one of his Double
plSuued-DupleX and Out OF light Constella-
tlon Bonds aid forthwith draws up an illus
tIatlOn OF the great d. d. d. and Out-Of-5ig hit
g b. on basis of 500 GO1 and promptly at
ne heaves in sight. with blood in his eve and
swimming in gall he invades the sanctuary of
MT Jones and forthwith shows him what
wonderful contract the Y. L. has to offer He
SHOWS Mr.. Jones how this d. u. d. aud Out
Of-Slght c. Is. binds the company to every
thlng and the Insured to nothing: shows him
now. owing TO the superb management OF the
company they can not only carry Jones for
QiOJOW' Uut Will also pay MIN per cent com
pound interest on his premiums, ana If Jones
wants to be elected president OF the company
al ne mas 70 DO Is TO ask for it. The great
T. II company are Just dying for him and are
so anxious to help him. OF course, If Jones
gets nara up the company will not only carry
ms policy without his paying the premiums
put VIII also loan him sufficient money to pay
MS debts Ihls being special contract Of
course the price is special, and, although the
regular premium is 81 ,i44 A., he is authorized
to make jones special proposition and will
only charge MIN N444 for it. OF course. this
great reduction does not affect the contract in
any way. and Mr.. Jones will probably get
greater returns from his policy than If he had
paid full premium. After charging on many
other valuable points Jones falls a victim
and in due time gets his u. d. ID. and Out-of-
sight 2. B., chuckling 10 himself what a
great deal he has made, and continues to con
graduate himself until some honest inSur-
ance man tells him just what he has then he
IrOJhS at the mouth and sWearS vengeance,
put the faker Is in new fields and Jones Is in