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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
, r t.' I 5akotah won the race for ten-raters.
the LETTER CARRIERS ANNUAL GAMES

r-uL. LETTER CARRIERS ANNUAL GAMES
.,,,b annual festival and games OF the New-
y,rk Letter Carriers Association he'l yesterday
a, Liam Park attracted a larger crown 'hah 'Vr'
bef re I'm the history Of the ASSOCIATION IoS'H"'''
D,v,o, was present and the postal employees were
49,. g., f,u force with their families and friends.
,r, cunning track was In good condition until a
,,.- ,,,s M lust before the mile run ana made
o. rather slippery. The running was uHdef 'ie u
r,..ion Of \ l. Ice. and J.. c. Garter ac'eu as
hanIlcopper The other officers were: -teteree' NJ
-, cummings Of the Acorn Athletic Association;
Judges. John Walsh. Of the Pasilme Athletc LUZ
q g Grimm ~ the Verona Athletic Cno . .
campbeu of the New-York Postofhce; timekeepers'
" i be sllazar. Of columbia CoueKe' -, , ~,
Spaeth u the Acorn Athletic AsSo,'a''0'' N
Ieeces OF IN, Pastime Athleuc IluD'
The contests resulted as follows.
oyari by p L2T' 81 eoTgs
Athletic club - yarus handicap second limo ~
so,,rl run for novice- C-crach John A. Mc2glon;
y'"Eers ! n e A. first. \ NJ. osrom Acorn Atn''c
lard Time - 20
yora run aadca aa,p wsrner rs'''@e y a. S
q yards nrst. " r. k'an,,i N,trg Timn-25 45 Sc.
snis' '.''' '''
:. an qsna.aP S 2G,n Ia.. g c %2'1"1si (
y' l1'i ,f,ri time 2ooi.5.
afme run OR .Gcr. only ''Ts ,,o E F .. rna
Tim Tim o. ,,..,,n..
q, I0 yaris first James J . ifien ionN''s o.
e 4 ~ wards second. a. J. Walsh y a A. S''"''"'
thlul Time IS : . . -,
.io-,orl run handicap)-T. Hopkn. Rcd star Foo,os'
,,, iob ,nrls, first " j. Knowles. r \ { 's'rAtonl,
o.a" ~ II y Ke,ne y A 4. scratch. third. Time
81 -. ~ -
90 yari hurdle hnndicap) T. $ Rim f@s"me =
20 yyasrrig sc-oni 7 j. Moynehan. X. A A q yardS'
third. Tine3o - . g..
,no .,lk for postal employees =. " Cassidy. STA
, r,s,' r. P,scia sec nd j. I. Mooney 'h'N'
iac, rarr abou, 1875 yards ,scm"hl-P W krseh-
ncr' j. \ C.. hrs'. j. = ION, h"y l. ~ 80
+, tho evening the letter carriers 1and piaFeI
opT ,hrre was a big display Of fireworks ne o.
mrs'ps vce-prcsdent Michael j. Harvey treas.
MOI Thomas j. Bonser. financial secretary, Ernest
Trltes. rrcoriing secretary, Charles =. hehy'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
]r. LYONS Perfect Tooth Powder.

success. The managers sparng no effort TO
perfect all the details Of the affair
The Amusement Committee Of the SeabrlSht
Lawn Tennis and Cricket Club has announced
house Saturday evening. July a. Jacob Wen
dell. ir. and Lloyd Mex. Garrison. well known
Barnes ana p Berkeey Smith are among those 3ae
consists Of J. Harsen Rhoades. jr.. chairman: Der
tram Borden. William h. Potts and Rudolph
\cpspr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
nOEY AND MURPHY SHOOT A TIE.

Asbury Park. n. j.. July AT the shooting
match here to-day the Hollywood. Red Top and
Independence Stakes were postponed indefinitely. on
account OF those who had entered not appearing
The challenge shoot between Fred" Hoey and T..
G. Murphy, twenty five birds each, thirty yards
rise was the feature OF the day DE Wolf Hopper
acted referee. The following is the score
Hocy-2 2. e. q 2. l. 2, o. =. /. ?. q 2 2. q q
2 . 2 /. 2. =. killed. "a. missed. 1.
Murphy. 2. 2. 2 2. !. l. 2. l. l. 2. l. 2. 2. 2
2, o. 2. 2 2 2. 2-klled, "a; missed. l.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
o 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 5
4 a ! q z 0 | X -
EASTERN league GAMES.

At WilkesOarre-G1rst game 80
,,i.,...,,,,oo II. (secoul gam0 WilkesbarTe T.
Binehamton 7. third game) Wlkesfarre l' h'hs-
hamton l. g.
At Syracuse First game) Syracuse T. Troy o
(second game, Syracuse 6. Troy g. Ohrd s"me'
Syracuse TO- Troy q
Atprovi1.nce-(First game Providence g. Spring
eol1 .. second game Providence ls. Springfield a.,
A. Er,e-CF.rst game Erie u, Buffalo - 'secohd
eamej Erie T. Buffalo ).
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
BUFFALO LITHIA MATER

from five to six times day. The latter
treatment was attended with the best re-
suits, the pain disappeared from the joints
nnd the swelling around them was mate
rally losscned. She felt so much better
that she could not DO induced TO take tbs
other part OF the prcScri ption which callea
fora change OF climate, since she found
herself so much benefited by the water,
that she did not consider It necessary 10
lon vo lornCp
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
THE BRITANNIA AGAIN A WINNER

suE FINISHES SEVEN MINUTES BEFORE THE VAL"
KYRiE IN THE ROYAL WESTERN RE"AIrA
Glasgow. July 4-The races OF the Hoyal west
ern Regatta were sailed to-day over the course az
Wemyss The starters in the first race were INC
britannia and the Nalkyrie The Britannia "oi'
finishing min. and sec before the NAiAyi, re
rho weather was fine and the wind strong IRON,
-, 1T, Tho Yachts beat 10 windward around
Iorgs Mark. thence TO Mount stuart. returning 70
he starting point. distance OF lorty y in,,re
Tn RrttanTia finished at 4:l0.24 and the 'aiAyrle
az il72G. o ,o- tsn-ra,ers
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
CRICKET GAMES YESTERDAY.
NORRIS HEIGHTS BEATS PATERSON AID STATEN
ISLAND OrTPLAYS HARLEM

The Morris Heights Cricket club celebrated the
Fourth at Paterson. where they gained a victory
The wicket played on was against good batting
and the bowlcrs had everything their own way, ;.
Lloyd Jones being the only man to show good form
In both innings W. Il. Wilson and 4. Richardson
BOWED spenllly for Morris Heights. and the Pater-
son mon found run-getting dihicult. at one time
eight men being out for fourteen runs. J. Robert
ron d.l splendid work for the home team In the
first innings and W. West In the second. The fol-
lowing is the score.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
SLOW TRACK FOR CRACKS AT HARTFORD

tf-.,rl ,,,, r,,l, 4 Tho four,h annual racing
''''''''' ' ~
tournament - the Columbia Cycle club attracted
nbout 2CD people 70 charter oak Park this after
80 RI No., s..,,. ,,,,l r,.i,., hut good lima
noon l"''' "'S ''"' e',' '"'''e' u'' h"'' ''''''
inIi Dss-o". the track beng lite heavy ami
slirra-v nv.lng 4, freguent showers which fell In
49,, ,,., -, ,,,e rociry In tho ono hal, milo mo,
NV 'V"'7' ~ Wv ~" - W. ~" W '' ~
7. Nelson ~ Springfield, broke his c)lnrbon". lie
,,,s c,ose b.hnl N,llox who finished second
Va
"h'h inc 'o'"''' "''' '''" "'" ""'''' wv
wiz. about ten ynrls slipped and Yell Nelson went
80, go -, him r,,h ,'., MORA l,uo.l.sI mn, I'm,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
periodjc Attacks of Gravel.

"Julius r.. ~ years ofage, "A commercial
traveller planned OF passing gravel;
with this there was lumbar pain and
slight increase in temperature. Tho urine
contained crystals OF uric acid with Urates-
and O small amount OF albumen. No
casts were detected. He had been subject
10 similar attacks for four or five years,
coming on at times, probably connected
with Irregularities I'm eating. lie was
given two ounces, afterwards Increased 70
four of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
Chronic GOut.

AIRS W., age - years, "a victim OF 10.
heritcd govt, complained OF muscular
pains and neuralgia In different parts OF
the body. Her digestion was poor, and
she was Inclined 10 acidity OF the stomach.
The same treatment IA in the preceding
ca SO afforded prompt relief
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
RROOKLYN'S TWO DEFEATS

THE VISITORS OF TBAI ID 'IN'I9N+NfI IT II 913'7
SECOND GAME. But THEIR HITS
WERE NOT OPPORTCNE.
Cincinnati July 4.-The Reds took both games
from Brooklyn to-day. Each was marked by heavy
hitting or both sides. In the morning game
Latham hit home run. with three men on bases.
McPhee duplicated It with two bases in the third.
The Reds playing much better than that Of the
visitors.
In the afternoon the visitors outDatted the Keis
but their hits not 80 oppOrtune. Sniniie
cleared the bases in the first inning. Vaughn was
put out Of the morning game for talking 70 the
umpire Scores:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

GAMES TO-DAY.

roulsvlle 20 New Work. A. Louisville.
s, Louis " brooklyn. at 81 Louis.
Cleveland W Boston. Al Cleveland.
Prishurg ". Philadelphia. al PiitshurF.
Cincinnati W baltimore at Cincinnati
Chicago 80. Washington. a. Chicago.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

Total. ...............571S 'Gs 5Na fl6 ac'5
The carnival ended with game of baseball be-
tween the New-I,rScys ball t0ss"rs ami the Jersey
CITY baseball cub The f'orc
New, Jersey A G .................O o q o .
Jersey ,lfy y. Il C.........-.....i - 4" % @ O. =
Batteries = A. -. ii.rrs'Y ari tlfrc, i~r~y
u u =. l.lf. nil M.If-ii-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
BALTIMORE RELEASES MULLANE.

baltimore 1u,v 4-Picher Mullane has been re-
,eaeea b,. the baltimore baseball club. His miser
able work 81 late 80 Disguised President iinin0h
and Treasurer Won der Horst that, Without wa" VIZ
tng for an opportunity % trade him for anQ'hrr
niaver Yesterday they gave him an unconlitiona4
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
HOW THE NETWORKS WON

MEEK1N WAS EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE IN THE
MORNING GAME-HEAVY HITTING THE FEAT
IRE or THE SECOND CONTEST.
Cleveland. Ohio. July 4-MeeE!n won the morning
game all by himself. Three times az bat WIN three
triples he struck ont four men and allowed ohiy
six hits two Of them scratches. Inc game was
clean and well played throughout. Attendance
about 1000. Score
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
GAMES IN OTHER CITIES.

Louisville July 4.-The game this morning was
pitched battle. TIE game was lost to Baltimore IN
the ninth by Richarls's tumble OF PETERS throw.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
MORNING GAME.

Earned runs-Clncnnati 10. Brookyn . Ief' on basco
fyncinnati & BROOKLYN 70 First base balls on Par
ro,t IN Kennedy Z. Struck out-y Parro,t by Ken
neSv 4 Home rlns-LathaH Mci'hee. Caravan Three
hase hit-Hov Two base hts-Sniih Comiskey. Corco-
ran Shindle Sacrifice hi Latham stolen bases
HOY Holiday. McIh~e 2 Treadway ? Grimm.
Shndie Double plays Smith 70 McPhee 70 Com!skey
Knnncdy 10 Foutz. WIG ptch-Kennedv. Umpire
Emsiie Tine q game-2:30. Attendance- 22O
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

on the east and south sides AMI passes between
the park and The Parade Ground. l. crosses Two
entrances 10 the Park and many thousands OF peo-
pie have 10 60 over rs tracks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

Earned runs-Now-Y0rk 2 FIrsi Uase ~ 'TT7I 49,
York ! Left on bases-Cleveland .. New York - flisi
base on balls-OG Cuppy !. m Meokin Struck on-hy
Cuppy bv Meekin : rhree base hits Ne"Ein ." W.
base St-Brket stolen -i}urketi NJ Kela. Teb"au.
boyle VIVID Pitches-Cuppy /. Meekin l. impite-H'ase'
Time OF game OS
Basehits were plenty in the second game between
Cleveland and New-Y York this afternoon and eacA
side played two pitchers without materially re-
ducinF the hitting. Tiernans home run when
made the winning score, assisted by SLOW neil
ing The parade downtown interfered with the
running Of cars for an hour before the game, ana
80. &c, he attendance 10 400 Score:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

.wInnlng run scored VIII one out.
W. u "

Earned yung-C7eveland S. New-iork !" FIRST base 10y
errors-Cleveiand New.YoTk LEI, on ssses Cevg-
sir1ck out-By Young J. by Rusie ,. 10y Westcryelt
Home runs-McKean. Tiernan. Three base hsoTieinan'
Davis DOYLE Two-base hits-Z!mne.. fhnds = O' m
nor Mexican Fuller Farrell. Van Hairen l,oyle Ss.-
ridce hits-Vrtue Davis 2 Double PLAYS { hilcs, NC
Kean and Tebeau Davis Ward and Doyle VIA pitch
Young J. Passed bals-Zmrler B. Cmpire-Stage Time
OF game--l 55.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
A PENNANT-WINNING GAIT
NETWORK TAKES Two MORE GAMES
FROM CLEVELAND.

THIS DOUBLE VICTORY. WITH BpOOKLYNs DOU-
Bic DEFEAT PLACES THE GIANTS CLOSE
UPON TIE HEELS OF THE BRIDEGRooMs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
Sub-acute Gout In the Fingers
and Toes.

"Mr X. g.. aged g years, a merchant,
presented himself with equity deposits
around the small joints OF his fingers and
toes. In the affected calculations there
was also impairment OF motion and q
moderate degree OF Inflammation. with
pain and tenderness. There was no fever.
He had never had an acute paroxysm OF
cont. although OF equity family. lie Was
ordered an aperient now and then with
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

meet any member OF any Bril'sn, '" ard The first
ME laid to VINEYARD the wnoer 10 h ronrse The
two on, Of tho three heats over tnS mss and rrIrs
goyarnlng the prize are to be arranged by mutual
agreement.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
AFTERNOON GAME.

Brooklyn ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS " " 3 >
Earned r7ins-Clnclnnau > Brooklyn 4 FIRST base on
balls-or Chamberlain 2 IN Stein s'rir& QUIZ
Tw"-base hits-Mcphee Vaughn. ChambeFlein Sacrifice
hits-Tioy Shindle stolen tases la ham. HOLIDAY 8
S.anayan 3 Comiskey. bailey, Trtadwa' Grimm. HI by
nitcher-siein VIA pitch Chamseilaic. i'assed ball
parey Ump!re-Ersc Time - game 90. Attend
Dsney i2i
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
Afternoon game

Hamilton A. A............... o
staten Island \. G. ......- u = : .
Basehits-statcn Island a. G. O. Hamilton \. L.
a. Errors-Staten Island y. G. 3. Hamilton \ A.
2 Ratteries-DessOsWaY and GaufE, WOOD, Noph-
son and Riddle. Impire-llopkins.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

Tho Harlem Crlckc: cub played AZ West
Brighton. where the Staten Island Athletic club
gained an easy victory by inning and twenty
nv. runs The batting 81 II G Pearce. +. Smell
grove and Mattock. ami the bowling ~ the two
.ast named contributed 20 the islanders success.
The following is the score.
srATLN i-I.AND A G.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
STATEN ISLAND woN AND LOST

The staten Island 4 G. baseball team AMI the
Hamilton A. A. nine of Philadelphia. played Two
Interesting games Il baseball at "" brighton yes
terday a good-slzel crowd witnessed boih games
The morning game was captured by we ",'".
dcluh,ans and the afternoon game went 10 t"e
home team. The scores.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
Confirmed QOut.

"Mrs. O., aged 60 years, complained Of
pain and tenderness in her fingers and
toes which were much deformed By equity
deposits. In this case the large Joints
were also stiff and painful on motion.
Her general nutrition was poor, and she
had cardiac hypertrophy with increased
arterial tension. Tho arteries showed
atheromatOus thickcning and there was
systolic murmur indicating aortlc valy-
ular disease, but without marked stenosis.
Sho was ordered n suitable diet and
recommended TO change her residence TO
q more appropriate climate, where she
could spend much OF her time I'm the fresh
ar. In the meantime She was TO take
f,ur -a five ounces Of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
BUFFzLOLlTHIAM WATER

the latter IN five ounce quantities four
times a day. This was followed ny the
Disappearance OF all the symptoms Of
govt, at least for the present"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
BUFEALOLlTHIA WATER

every TWO hours, with OruInnrY attentIon
10 his diet. This gave immediate relief
and was followed b. recovery"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
BUFFALO LITHIA WATER

every four hours. with hot drinks tosin-
crease the action upon the skin. The case
gradually improved and made goodbye
covery. No salicylates or coa-tar preta-
raiions were employed in this case. He
made a good recovery without any CON-
plications.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

Valuable Information concerning summer NIL ~
and boarding houses on the seashore ana ~ ~ Ia
interior Is furnished In the Manual lssueu Com.
New York. New-Haven and Hartford htl'.o'p 7, sssn.
pany which will be mailed on application 20 100, ea,
ger Department. NewHaven.. Conn.,. me'''"s
cents for postage
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
General ArticuIar Rheumatism.

civilian B., aged Il years, working In
n dry goods store. and who had been ex-
posed TO cold and wet, had an attack OF
articular rheumatism, especially AFFECT
ing the knees and ankles He was given
three or four ounces OF
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
BUFFALO
LITHIA
WATER

Affections, Gravel, &c.
John v. Shoemaker, a. M. NJ. D.,
Professor o| Therapeutics and lfdteria.
Medicd, and Cmicdt Professor Of Skin
Diseases IN the Medico- Chirurgicol COT.
leoe Of Phiiddeiphid, etc., etc, an an
article published in The ".New York
Ncdicdl Journal" o(JDc ed, IsJ.,
reported tho following cases OF Cont,
Rheumatism, Gravel, &C., relieved by
Buffalo Lithta Water.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
Acute Rheumatism In a LithRmic
Patient.

"Fannie s., aged Is years. school girl
This patient was I'm bed with swollen kneo
and ankle Joints. fever and in fact the
usual clinical appearance OF acute rheu-
matism. AS there was equity tendency
h.a.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05

p.nncrs only scratch J. /. Elan
nrs, lanes Ball. station r. second.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-05
BUFEALOLlTHIAM WATER

IN two ounce doses, every TWO hours, tne
interval increased TO three hours as the
symptoms subsidized. This was followed
BY relieffrom all the symptoms, with free
action OF the skin and kidneys. and In the
course of this first week she entered an
easy and rapid convalescence."
This water IS for sale by druggists gen.
orally, or in cases OF one dozen halfgallon
bottles 500 To- b. AT the Springs. Descrip-
tive pamphlets sent 10 any address
THOMAS r. d0ODE, Proprietor,
Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va.
PARK q TILTORD EISNER 81 MENlEl.-
son co. ACKER MERRAIL & CON
DIT. New-York CITY General ACTS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-07-16
BREAKFAST BUDGET.

Tho hottost place on earth 10 the vi
cinity Of SrassoWah. When the north
vest wind blows from tho desert the
thermometer has been known to 20 to
100. Pho mon Of the Italian garrison
there can sleep only by the assistance Of
natives employed to go to aud fro all
night and sprinkle tho bodies Of the
sufferers with water.
Mrs. Cunham, of FoxcrOft, No. who
10 9s years old. Is typical New Eng
land woman OF her age. Bssides doing
nll her own homework and cooking, abe
has cut aud made drcss for hersels
this summer.
A Kentucky minister killed two birds
with ono stone. After performing the
marriage ceremony for a young couple
he preached funeral sermon on the
brides father, who had died six months
before.
A BuFAlo man rides a wheel upon
which are also accommodated three OF
the juvenile members OF his family,
while his wite's bicycle also carries the
baby and ono OF the oldor children.
Tho police iu New York decided tho
other day to arrest a blind bcggar. who
was asking aims on the street. lie saw
them coming and ran away SO fast that
they could not catch him.
The following is the motto undor tho
title OF tho Atchi,on Gio5t: What
great wrong should be rigtted noxt3
We Oush. to have at least two grinding
at once"
II ii were not for the ants, which are
their natural foes. serpents and venom.
Gus insects would increase to such an
extent as TO oyer.run tho tropical re.
gions.
In English compulsory labor prisons
the prisoners pass nine months in soil.
tary confinement and are then assigned
to tho public works prison for hard
labor.
Information furnished by the North
rssterR L,GssleFmdR points to a general
shortage in all tho northwestern pine
territory, running into billions OF feet.
The most remarkable formations OF
frost known to the ne!erologist are
found on Mt. Washington, where the
crystals arc often q foot long.
James Hare, who was found dead near
MorGantowA. Penn. ono night lately.
had lived seven years with a hole in his
skull.
Tho sacred bo trcc. uprooted by cy.
clone that swept over Ccylon in Oc.o-
ber. 1887, was believed to be 2,l75 ycars
old.
Moses Hall, a colorod resident of
Owlngs Mills, near Baltimore, has a
great head, 1t requiring Il hat to tit 1t.
Ono after another OF tho theological
seminnries OF tho country arO opening
their doors 10 women.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-07-16
MORNING SMILES.

"What has become OF the co!oncl9"
swell, sab, the colonel is workiu:-yes,
sab, working-in low: down dime mu.
scum, saIl. lie stands on the platform,
sOh, befo' lot Of grinning yokels aud
drinks quart OF plain water. sab.
every two hours. "-Mdianapo'iS journal.
Minnie-IIere is a.story about a girl
who reused to marry man because
his complexion didn't match her hair
Mamio-Goodness! Tho silly thing
must have thought that married people
Ind to DO together most OF tho timC.-
indianapolis journal.
Amt Amania-i hear tho Corners is
goin' to have free mRil delivery. Uncle
Reuhen-Another Of them COMPOUNDED
Gifted notions. lows a man Goin' to
hear tic newS without goin down to
tho postoftice EArkunsrw I'rartiIer
Mrs. Bagsby-You'ro tipsy again, John.
Oh, how wish all the rum shops wOro
at tho bottom OF tho sea- Mr.. Bagsby-
Marin, honestly believc you don't
love mo. chertainly think you would
like TO SEQ mo drowned.-King'S jester.
IT am told" snid tho caller. "thnt
your husband is engaged in work OF
prolane history" eyes," rGpliud the
authors wife, at certainly sounded
that way whom heard him correcting
the proofs. - Washington Star
Castlcton-I saw your iinncco whilO
at tue seushore. Cluhhorly-Did she
say anything about my coming down
Caslluton-Ycs. Sno slid when y0n
camo to bring mo with you.-,MrrU Hork
Herald.
Distracted Mother-"Oh. John! John
Come quickl Jnmio'a fallen in the
we'll" Farmer Iichtphist--"GrcAI
Scott! I'll got him out It's the only
good we'll on tho pIacc"-Chicnyo Iri'
bHRs.
Sho-"whut do you mean by saying
that I looked like u chrome" lie
"Why-cr-l meant to say that You did
not look rs ii YOU were painted. In
di0nmofia JournM.
Fanninr-"Grcnt Sc6ttl You lady.
killorw Mnnning-"Yos. Why, aludy
OH tho street ran ny to-day, kissed me
and then cried brcauio | was not hO'
huSbaad."-LVt
Mrs. Jay-"I understand that she
married ono of tho landed gOntry." Mr.
Jdy--"lfo was, when sho landed him.
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