New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-09
THE TALK or THE DAY.

There are more than 100000 children In the 60
mentary schools In England $4,000 OF whom pay
for their tuition, and OF these 10000 pay no more
than a penny "A week. according 10 recent omao
statement or the voluntary schools, In which
the whole part OF the tuition Is paid by the
parents 5000 receive from 10 to - shlngs head
for the children in attendance, 1909 between ana
10 shillings. and 500 under ) shiilings.
Mary. how was I; you treating your friends
Mary can't tell. ma am, for the lofe OF me; for
I'm shure | covered the keyhoie.-,Chcago Inter
Ocean
The Springfield Union" unkIndy remarks that
II George Fred Williams could have had another
week on the Democratic stump, the Republican
ticket might have been unanimously elected
THE WAY O. THE WORLD.
You can't have roses all the year.
You've kinder got TO give the iand
A Twin chance to rest.
Then cheer up
when he c snow is IS on the ground;
We're here for all;
The world must turn around.
The bee makes honey in the spring
An stores it sanst the cold IA.
When winter comes he gives the ouos
Till springtime to unfold
Then cheer up
An bear up.
When winter strews the ground
Rain or shine.
Were in the show.
The world must turn around
ATLANTA Constitution
Treated birch" says Philadelphia builds.
becomes mahogany OF rare beauty and soaked
maple goes into all ebony pianos now. SO clev'
erly is the fake wood weighted that nothing
short o. borings will prove the deception. Maple
mahogany Is soaked through 10 dept$ OF -FOUR
inches and Will polish better than the genuine
wood
Hotel Clerk-we can give all the home COM
forts here. Ian,
Uncle Abner 0rom eehawkeo-Mister, ! van ~
nore'n that when | come 10 city hotel KIN ~
home comforts to hum-(Harpers Bazaar
Charlottesville Qnd) man has advertised w
home for sale as follows I'm order TO raise sum
Client funds to supply Wy hftoen-year-oid dausn'..
with all the tomfoolery required by the ms"
School faculty as a starter for an education 81 I"
our boosted fine educational institution hnd 'nAa
my salary being insufficient | am compelled 10 Sc"
my home Al the rate the school faculty - ~
Ing they won't turn out scholar with ehous'
common sense left to set dinner-table
Here is an amusing and characteristic ht -
verse which James Whitcomb Riley wrote III Wv
autograph album Of a FAIR FEMININE auinre''
The redbreast loves the blooming boush-
The buebird loves II same as ne;
And as they sit and sing there now.
So do sing to thee Nal.
Only dear heart unlike the birds.
do not climb 4 tree
To sing
do not climb tree,
Riey's charm for the cure OF corns Is I'LL
we'll worth knowing. and II Is perhaps lnteres"A~
too as a bit of Hoosier folklore:
Prune your corn in the gray OF the morn
With blade that's shaved the Dead
And barefoot &c, aid hide II 50
The rain Will rust IL red;
Dip your foot In the dew. and put
4 print OF II on the floor
And stew the fat OF brIndle cat,
And this DER and Ger;
Corny, morny! badly! dead!
Cory! sorey. rusty red!
Footsy. putsy. foory stew!
Fatsy! catsy.
New!
New.
Come grease my corn
In the gray Of the morn!
--(Chicsgo Record
Father Gessner pastor OF ST. Patr'cks no
Catholic Church Elizabeth y. j.. has decideu Nv"
10 have church fair because OF the action OF ~.
Union County Grand Jury In condemnins io'e.,e
at church fairs He told his people from the a'~
ON Sunday that he was sorry to give up the p'S,
nosed fair hut ne did not wish TO run The r'sA
going TO prison.
Unmoved.-.I;'s no use" she said de)ec'e'"'
simply go, to suffer. 49,
What's the matter! ,-a. I endured bic
Young Mr. Sogo called last nignI wss forced
society patiently until In self defence ,S AFRAID
to remark. Really. Mr. Soso' III 'e's
And what did he do them" 80. natus n
'He simply smiled and said thai women ~
rally tImld. Washington STAR