Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-12-16
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,urDlCANS ABROAD.
., I,lr vigorously Defends Uncle
'' ems CoCd-NatUTed Tourists.
.crr SHOW COMMON SENSE.
n,,,t Wear Many Clothes In
y" ,oropc ridings From the be-
loved IIomc-FoliSs.

y" .,,c Tldings From the Be-
loved Uomc-FoliSs.
,.,.,r While conjoin,ly reading
...s = December "a and devour-
Q ,..r,rw.ug buckwheat cakes
~t .- ,ssf had served for break
nat Joy my eye fell on an arti-
> ...! ia Your paper which made
., ,irtuous Indignation. 1t
e' ..- americans Abroad" and
~ .fa roast on our nation than
..a error of mistaking New
.n far an American. The
3 ... % tine caption read thus:
l..s Figure our Tourists cut
countries" and what fol
.,. article was suficicat-hsd
accorded with my vicws-to
.. rrolnce my allegiance TO
.....t States. But l don't propose
allegiance. l propose 70
question OF personal privilege,
... 20 irat when "me and my
.b London we didn't "cut
..,ra rs the writer in ques-
Not that ! mean 10 i'm
..... were mistaken FOR British
ar anything Of that sort,
..-. same time we represented our
.. 4 8.erce Of dignity which
@. r.t public Office when
M @. A.a.r'.a,
- .1 question, who hal the
rrlt- that ] cut ridicu-
Rotten ROW, and that
-..e i.cca5ily with my per
..... knows how 70 handle
.n willing - aimit-and
- wls interesting enough.
- ... uls way Of saying il.
.. O. call mo "lo' white
that. l want him "a
..- au3 Go IL straight from
v.tl..t any frius OF Valen-
.. 1ie out-Curvcs and in
fIuw who made me get
- mat l didn't have the
t-h my third herring at
"Tta trouble is. we are
,t.u hy the acts of our
. tourist IS no more n re-
... .fr.u 0f the United States
-.,r -< Orrau-grindcr is Of the
.." 1u8smuch as ! was in
g .v. Dr. W. W. Ian
..r Ir ston Nash when |
"t,y,Nscrs'' I'm "Lunnun."
..t ...rIs.tlc Indignation that
,t. Ildsh capital were ten
...- ...le suspicion than were
t... ..f, cf the late Julius Cae-
r. man under the chapcronage
.-. ...l worthy ministers as these
.. .. -..t-lt then what he needs
..... C.. CfIce or a job In the
Moreover. even If I over
r.t- which are heaped upon
-. ....rt me idea of comparing
.. .... erI SIR. Nash 10 Italian
However much music
.. t. 30 their souls. they don't
i.rl-orEIn class.
next goes on TO say that
nrl -.l why foreign board
... rs didn't run mad from
-.. wants Of tourists, and
...- .,.-.-- -..u talk Of art galleries.
..I al that stuff. And then
.- mind now q sanity landlady
% hoTr0r-str!Cken tour
... .. .e.i timss that she has never
.. Tower Of London nor ever
.- .r- Ct tgc haunts of 'Thackeray
eta lives IN. She always
'v iQ TIE face Of the most
-rt tr r.u contempt. and has
-..- rt r-a.t.I hy asking a tourist
.- t. lss l.rar visited Niagara, a spot
.s-. E.s lrHwt OF all her life. II is
On h..r this sort Of thing, and
- t.' rl f.ct SIS gradually growing
ou3 beautifully resigned"
-.. .rls .y wen, but tell me
r. haze l., % abr1ad-didn't
-.t .-I tlre1 of an those things
..., tv-nty-four hours. and
... stop talking about sthcm al
.l ae yau struc,, London? /
I as for the Tower Of
r I'm frank 20 admit that l
have seen 10 II | hadn't ac-
passed t oCa day when ] was
t.- Team g % Greenwich. ]
- il,. talking about it, and
-..rI endorsed it. / didn't see
ur t0ttering about Il. I was
..4 ;. tter- several centu-
concluded z, could possibly
..r longer. until I took my
.uI had more time 10
And then. too. l thought
...r ..t Interested IN IL. | could
and .lv. myself the trouble
H..t 10 WAS the same way
L..rr- Tower at Pisa. ac-
that on a train one day.
.aut-s inspection found ii
..r,. 1 admit that / was
- Goo. f1r I kinder thought
-hI.- "A blum game on me
." -1ar. and l endorse IL.
r.. Eliza. -.t.a,I up il would be a
-.r. hul,ling-prettler, /
.e ..r aid CITY haH.
E..4ra Fans. / own up on
never seen them Uhe fall9.
preWdicrd against the
Useless waste OF water
l...r meet nay appreciation.
tna EXCUSE Tor the Natu-
....e use that. and / under
. bias sawed the Board Of
E-ckbr I-e county some
and r.iy dollars ia the last
.r are Thinking about build
r "..n bueaa vista awakea
-~..t.ou 81 the dead. Most
.'. orutu.ly 40 / deny
.H talt Americans discuss
abroad. We considered
.Ho.ltion that we had 10
'..s lut did SO out Of re-
. Italian Government and 10
...aI. who sells cOinsh-balls
..ut. on Eughteenth and
...-. Uut when our guide told
-.. were three hundred and
churches in Rome. and that
them all. we put our little
E a perfect chorus. and re-
bulge. There was one man in
.f IauIrun and Mr. Nash
I. never went 70 church more
H.r .rr..ry and that according