The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-04-11
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.
- The King Of Prussia's salary is
$3.852.000

- The King of Prussia's salary is
s3,s52,o0o.
- Wornout billiard balls are usu-
ally cut up into dice.
Germany produces more zinc than;
any other country.
- On the shores of the Mediterran-
can the beet grows wild.
- The Hawaiian Islands have 600
policemen regularly employed as such.
-Four thousand Sioux Indians are
said to be regular church attendants.
No one can breathe at o greater
height than seven miles from the
earth.
| = The United States uses nearly
half of the quininc produced in
the world.
= Australia has more churches in
proportion to population than any
other country.
= Teacher-What is it, Harry, that
stings like an adder Harry-The end
Of leather strap.
The Chinese wall is over 1900
miles long, generally over 30 feet high
and "a feet thick.
= Shelf don't believe you ever
fell in love-" He-"Probably mott;
but I've tripped on it several times.
Some of the Comstock mines are
so deep that no means has yet been
devised to overcome the excessive
heat.
= An absolutely freproof chimney
so feet high, has been built Of paper
in Breslau. It is the only one Of the
kind.
-He-"WLy do women talk 80
much p She-"So men can't. They
think the lesser Of two evils, the bet
ter. &
+ We are all subject to pain occa.
sionally and it is well to have 9 good
liniment in the house, such as SALIVA
tion Oil. 25 cts.
"A young man in Bloomington,
ILL.,, known as Baby Bliss, Is years Of
age, weighs 432 pounds. He is re-
nowned as waltzer and footracer. d
o. Tourist (in Oklahoma: What is
the population Of this town? Alkali
Ike (promptly): Eight hundred and
sixty-seven souls and 81 real estate
agents.
There is a remarkable burning
spring" in Lincoln County, Kentucky, e
which regularly overaows its banks
every afternoon at 4:3O o'clock pre-.
cisely.
It is said that frigate bird can
Hy at the rate Of one hundred miles an
hour, and live in the air week at a.
time, day and night, without touching
a roost.
Visitor The baby grows more
like his papa every day. Mamma: .
never thought so until to-day. When
I put on my new hat he really looked
frightened.
John Carroll and Thomas Ham
cock, two Mercer County, ONO. far
mers went to law about a 50 hog.
They wound up in the Supreme Court
and Hancock paid $500 costs.
= The japanese workmen average
less than twelve cents day wages,
yet, marvels the New York Times, the
contributions last year from converted
natives aggregated over 800, 900.
Says Sam Jones: ''Many people
are troubled over the mysteries Of
religion; but it is the things | l thor
oughly understand, and especially the
ten commandments, that worry me.
"Hit doan pay" said Uncle
Eben, "to lose yoh tempuh, an good
nature am er gret blessin' to COM
munity. But dab am 'casions when
er man hez ter git mad er be a hypo-
crit
a recent Minnesota law Furnishes
the drunkard by fine Of $40 to so
for the first offense, from $40 to $50
for the second, and ninety days I'M
prisonment in the wcrkhouse for the
third.
smartie-"Which would You
rather be, the fool you look, OF the
fool you are ?" Quiette-"Really,
am so dissatisfied with myself, don't
you know, that I'd rather be the SIM
pie idiot you are.'
"A farmer is rich without money
when he has good home, health,
horses, COWS, chickens, hogs, corI
oats, fodder and no wood to buy. All
these things the town man has to take
the money he works for an4 buy.
= The discovery has been made by
a German psychologist that the milk
Of inebriate mothers contains small
amount of alcohol, and it is his belief
that such mothers communicate to
their offspring desire for stimulants.
The contest over the will Of the
late Daniel Hand, the philanthropist,
of New Haven, Conn.,. who died in
1891, leaving about $500, 600 to the
American Missionary Association, has
ended by the contestants withdrawing
their suits.
John Hineman, of Memphis,
Tenn, lost his power of speech sew
eral years ago as result Of fever. He
dreamed one night recently that he
could talk, and when he woke in the
morning he found that his dream was
true. -.
- At recent Connecticut wedding,
in repeating the words, "f you know
of any just cause" ETC., the minister
looked straight at a nervous young
man directly in front Of him. The
fellow sprang up with much haste and
trepidition and blurted out, "Oh, no,
bless me )! not the SLIGHTEST objection,
sir"
-"I'm in a peck Of trouble"
"What's the matter p "Why-er-
| you know, I have been paying some
| attention to old Stockland's daughter.
I've got an invitation to play poker
| with him tonight, and I don't know
whether he'll get mad if beat him,
| or think have no business capacity
| if I let him beat me. "