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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13

Johnny Asker-Say, paw, what's the
diferenceS between visit and vista
tion? His Pa-A visit, my son, is when
we go to see your grandmother on yonr
mothers side." eyes, SIR" ga vista
ton is when she comes to see u.s.
Buffalo Courier.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13
A Mothers Natural Pride.

.s'Look here. now,'' exclaimed the old
hen to her brood. IF catch any of
you playing with any of those artificial
brats next door I'll wiring your necks
for you. I've got some pride, 1 have,
and don't ever want to be Inundated
by seeing child of mine hobnobbing
with the offspring of woodenlegged
incubator .
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13

Everything catarrhal in its nature,
Catarrh itself, and all the troubles
that come from Catarrh, are per-
fectly and permanently cured by
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. No
matter how bad your case or of how
long standing, you can be cured.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13
] I. FORD, EVANGELIST,

VI DeS MONIES, iowa, Wr1IeS unoer oAIe Oh
March D, 1898:
S. B. MED. MFG. Co.,
Dufur, Oregon.
Gentlemen
On arriving home last week, found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to SO pounds, is
now well, strong and vigorous, and well
it's work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetings
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Mr.. & Mrs. J. F. FORD.
Hyou wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready
for the Springs work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two OF
three doses each week.
Sold under positive guarantee.
so cents per bottle by all druggists.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13
Bucklen,s Ar,nca saIve.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required,
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
tion. or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin
ersly.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13

While in Chicago, Mr.. Charles l..
Kahler, prominent shoe merchant of
Des Moines, Iowa, had quite serious
time of it. He took such a severe cold
that he could hardly talk or navigate,
but the prompt use of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy cured him so quickly
that others at the hotel who had bad
colds followed his example and half a
dozen persons ordered it from the near
est drug store. They were profuse in
their thanks to Mr.. Kahler for telling
them how to cure bad cold so quickly.
For sale byBlakeley & Houghton Drug
pists.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13
E- Sold by Druggists, 75c.

"Whur We bin?'' asked one rural
sportsman. "Fishin'," replied another.
"Git bite?" "Yep." ''Ketch any,
thing?" "Yep." "What je ketch?"
tKetched the mosquito that gimme the
bite. te."-Washington Star.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13

No Freight VIII be accepted for ship
ment between the hours OF p. NJ. and
Q A. M, except Live Stock and Perish
able Goods. D., p. & A. N. Co.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13
For Rent.

The Union street lodging house. For
terms apply to Geo. Williams, admin
istrator of the estate of John Michel
bach. I'm.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13

In my mules and horses, give Simmons
Liver Regulator. I have not lost ne
1 gave it to.
f. T. TAYLOR, Agt. for Changers of Ga.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13

Ada-Flo was just going down for the
last time when DIR. Watson dived off a
yacht and caught her. Grace-And
saved her life! Wasn't that wonderful?
Ada-Yes, for doctor,-Life
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13
A Million Friends.

A friend in need is a friend indeed
and not less than one million people
have found just such a friend in DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs, and Colds.-If you have never
used this Great Cough Medicine, one
trial will convince you that it has
wonderful curative powers in all
diseases of Throat, Chest and Lungs.
Each bottle is guaranteed to do all that
is claimed or money will be refunded.
Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's
drug store. Large bottles SOC and ST.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-09-13

Mrs. Hale Gust married Maria, we
will have eels as second course for din
ner. Maria-How much ought to get.
ma'am? 81 think twelve yards will be
sufficient. ''-Vogue
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
HAVEN AND COURIER TUESDAY


 Prose of Thomas Gray" Edited. with an introduction and notes, by William Lyon Phelps, instructor in English lit- erature at Yale college. This Is the nfth volume of the Athenaeum Press series. a collection of carefully edited works in English literature intended primarily for use in colleges and high schools. but Furnishing the general reader a library of the best things In editions at once popular and scholarly, There is brief biographical sketch of the author. a study of his genius. hss relation to the age. and his position In English literary history. The text Of the poems Is closer to the original edi- tions than anything published since Gray's death, and the notes are suf- ficiently full, for all practical pur- poses. The prose selections are from his letters and his journal. Ginn X O.. publishers, Boston. For sale by F. P. Judd.
 "Chatterbox." edited by J. Erskine Clarke. M. A. A juvenile for which youthful readers always have hearty welcome. It Is full Of interest and in- struction. and profusely Illustrated from designs by eminent English ar- lists. Estes &. Lauriat, Boston. For sale by F. P. Judd.
 Lowell. CoryelI & Co. have published an edition in paper covers of that charming work Tn and Out of Three Normandy Inns."by Mrs. Anna Bow man Dodd. With the exception of the binding 1t Is the same In every respect as the more expensive edition. The same firm also publish in the Delmore series a, paper bound edition of Dr. A. Conan Doyle's famous story Micah Clarke" For sale by E. P. Judd. Sir Walter Scotts "Marmion" and ''The Abbot" are among recent issues of the series of English Classics for Schools published by the American Book Co.,, New York and Chicago. They are excellent editions, carefully annotated and with a full glossary. For sale by E. P. Judd.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

"HcI V III tHt uNbiBH.
 Aside from their oddlty of shape and materials, the one rule Is to have them big. The stylish size is shown with out exaggeration in the accompanying picture. The material here Is ivory foulard dotted with pale-blue and fig ured with pompadour bouquets. The underskirt is covered with sea-green accordeon pleated tulle. and the polon- aise overdress laces in the back. The latter is gracefully draped with green velvet straps on the hips and Is banded with fine batiste embroidery around the bottom. It has a yoke of gath cred mousseline de soie finished with a band of Russian embroidery on ba- tiste. The straps over the shoulders are of velvet. covered with lace gar nished with rosettes of ivory foulard, and the elbow sleeves are finished with foulard ruchings.
 A pretty trick of parasol usage comes into notice late in the season. It con- sists in fastening to the ferule of a parasol bunch of real flowers tied by long ribbon and hanging loose. When the parasol is open the flowers hang where they will on 1t; when it is shut they swing prettily to the end of the ribbon. Such a notion has its eco- homie advantage, for a white or black parasol can be made to harmonize charmingly with any gown by adding just the right flowers and ribbon. FLORETTE.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
PEREIpY IND pIsHONoR.

Another letter from President cieve- lahd-a letter which is intended to show how n great man and great leader can participate in perfdy and dishonor without being himself perndious and dishonorable. This is his explanation of himself: do not claim to be better than the masses of my party. nor do I wish 10 avoid any responsibility which. on account Of the passage of this law. ought to bear as a member of the Democratic organization. Neither will permit myself to be separated from my party to such an extent as might be implied by my veto of tariff legis- lation. which. though disappointing. Is still chargeable to Democratic effort.
 How is this. ye worshippers of Cleve- land? Is this the utterance of n god :? Does not your idol in this place party before patriotism and principle? And does he not in this make 1t plain that he will not stick at perhdy and dis honor in order to make himself solid with "the boys" or the trusts? And does he not make good explanation of all his fine talk when he says: When the formation of legislation which 1t was hoped would embody Democratic ideas of tariff reform was lately entered upon by the congress. nothing was further from my anticipa- ton than result which could not promptly and enthusiastically endorse. Did he still think his bluff would go when he wrote his letter to Wilson. and now that he has found it didn't is he self-convicted of perfidy. dishonor and hypocrisy, or isn't he?
 What a spectacle the president of the United States now presents to the gaze of world which has been asked to ex- pect better things of him than pusil- luminous acquiescence in action justly branded by him as perfidious and dis honorable. His course cannot be de- tended by himself or anybody else. It will be big blot on his fame. It would have been far better for him to veto the bill and leave 1t to its fate with his own hands clean. Now he stands self convicted of perfidy, dishonor and hy- pocrisy.
 The president says he doesn't claim to be better than the masses of his party It Is plain that he isn't.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
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 WEBSTER'y EARNINGS.
A Little Leather Covered Book That Givel His Legal Receipts.
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A Little Leather Covered Book That Gives His Legal Receipts.
 {From the New York Press.l .'
 One of our correspondents has been so lucky as to fall in with 8 little leather-covered book, like those of bank depositors, which contains Daniel Webster's autograph record of his legal receipts. This chronicle fills twenty eight pages, and extends g. little more than from 1883 to lSSs inclusive. The first entry, dated, September in the for mer year, is of $50, and the second of s2O, for retainers on the New Hamp- shire circuit. The first fee of $1,0Ot was paid in May, 1884. by . Mrs, Badger. Services regarding Cilleys will commanded $500. The total amount for the first year was footed up as $13,14o, with the remark, september p, 1884. thus done and concluded" A similar summing up appears at the close of each year. The second total is SIS, 5,4SS74: the third year Is $21,7sS. The first entry of 5000 was in 1885, March 2; the first 5000 December in the same year. The last payment was in respect to Florida land. T4fHs slargest single honorarium was s7,50o. In February, oi the fourth year 5000 is set down as be slowed in a case of Trinity church. New York. In tnrHinE aYss thls re.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

cord leading metropolitan and even provincial lawyers are astonished that Webster already twenty years in Bos- ton, SO undervaiued his services. When Robert c. Winthrop looked up the earliest date. he said: That's just the time was ending my studies in Web stArs of'ice." and the chirography led him to add that Webster never wrote a firm hand. Nobody has surveyed the relic with more interest than Dr. O. W. Holmes. Among other things he said: Had the Influx been ten fold. Websters purse would have remained empty still. Had its capacity received like the sea, whatever entered there would have run ofr like water from the back of a duck"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
BOBBING.
Business in Fall River isn't bobbin around just at present.-Lowell Courier.

DuoluCoS III Y oi iN'Ni 'e'' around just at present.-Lowell Courier,
 Bacon-Does Penman make anything out of his writings? Egbert-I don't know. I never could make anything out of them.-Yonkers Statesman. q can't give you striking illustra- tion of my theory" said the man who argues. Don't do it," replied the capi- talist. wearily. Tets arbitrate. Wash ington Star.
 Edith-What makes you think that Charley is in love with you? Maude- Why, ma talked to him over half an hour last evening. and he really seemed to enjoy it.-Boston Transcript.
 Hello, Bilby! Still in the patent fire extinguisher business?" No. The fact is, Sipes,; the building we were doing business in burned down. We lost everything. ."-Chicago Tribune. ---
 An artist being asked. "Is sculpture difficult?" answered.: "Why, bless you, no! You have only to take a block of marbel and a cfifsel, and knock off all the marble you don't want."-Tit- Bits.
 Mamma (engaged In correcting John ny)-You know I bate to do it. Johnny, I sympathixe with you. but John ny-Haven't there been enough sympa. tnetlc strikes withoutyour beginning!- Boston Transcript"
 Jimmy-What is this moral courage that the Sunday school teacher was tellin'' us about?" Tommy-As near as l kin guess 1t, it's the kind of courage that kids has that's afraid to fight Indianapolis Journal. r Stoaks-There goes Chanter, Oakes. He's got one of the finest voices ever heard. Ever hear him sing? He's got a fine voice. Oakes (sadly)-Yes; nice voice. heard it about an hour ago, he borrowed ten.-Chicago Record.
 "You don't seem to get along very we'll with yer old friend?" Nav. He got ter thinkin' he knowed too much. When told i'm he orter put his mind in a. gymnasium an give is voice a vacation, he got mad."-Washington Star.
 The policeman was standing on the corner about midnight, when a belated passenger approached him unsteadily. T say, MT. Ossifer," he said, "how IS this, anyhow" Flows what?" in- quired the officer good-naturedly This politics" "What politics." That at Washington" "I don't quite catch on. " The passenger took the officer by the arl1 T mean thish," he said. Was it the senate that passed the sugar bill, or was it the sugar that passed the sen- ate bill?"-Detroit Free Press.
 The man who had little piece of lawn in front of his house about as big as greenback. and who took care of it as if 1t were ababy .waspottering around it the other morning with a pair of scis. sors and razor when neighbor came by and hung his chin over the fence. Why don't you have lawn mower? he asked, after contemplating the scene a minute or two. ...
 T don't want lawn mower" replied the landscape gardener; what I want is more lawn" and the neighbor hurried away before the house should fall upon him and crush him still more.-Detroit Free Press.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
FAsHION VOTES.
Here's the Stylish Size.

The liking for eccentric sleeves con- tinues, the effort often seeming to be to make 1t appear that the sleeves of one gown have inadvertently been fast ened on to q dress of quite a different order. For instance. a very demure dress of mouse brown suddenly bursts into pair of scarlet velvet sleeves Istriped with blark mearA Ehis is when
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
rHEcARRINGToN PUBLISHING co.
Advertising Rates.

Situations, Wants. Rents and other small ad- yertisements, One Cent A Word each inser- ton. Five cents word for full week tseven umes).
 sertiop. N 90; each subsequent insertion, 70 cents one week, S3.0; one month, $lo; ono year, $4o
 Obituary notices. in prose or verse, l5 cents per line. Notices of Births, Marriages. Deaths and Funerals, 50 cents each. Local notices, b cents per line.
 Yearly advertisers arc limited to their own immediate business tall matter to be unobjec- tionabiel, and their contracts do not include wants, To Let, For Sale, etc.
 Discounts-on two Inches or more, one month and over, 10 per cent on four inched or more, ono month and over, lb per cent
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

Ex-Governor Robie, of Maine,is being censured by some of his former admir- CTS because he has come out squarely for local option and high license in the large cities of that state. Nearly all Maine's public men are said to be con yinced that the prohibitory law there Is practically g. failure and its enforce ment a farce.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

A fad with some of the fashionable women is to have a dress album. This consists of a large blank book into which is pasted two inch square of every gown bought by the owner. The data recorded are the date of the pur. chase and its first wearing. As an offset opposite these entries are the no less interesting ones of the cost price and the dressmaker's bill for the same.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
GREAT HEAD, GREAT HEART.

We fear we have wronged the Regis ter and we cannot rest until we have made such amends as are in our power to make. We have long known that the Register has great head and we have heard it said that 1t has that kind of great head known as the big head. But in our blindness we have failed to perceive that the heart of the Rgister is as big as its head. We now believe that it Is, and we base our belief on the. kindly and delicate at- tention it is paying to General Merwin. Awhile ago 1t was busy showing that General Merwin was not a candidate for governor, and that he had had enough of politics. It also gave nota- ble conspicuousness to the famous in- terview in which he distributed the blame for the panic between the Re- publican and Democratic parties with judicial and judicious impartiality. All this revealed the great head of the Register, but it struck us as lacking in the affectionate regard for General Merwin which the Register might prop erly be expected to feel. But the Regis ter's heart Is big and true, notwith- standing surface indications, and 1t gives us deep pleasure to notice it's present gentle and friendly attitude toward General Merwin. With the tact that appropriately goes with big anything it may have previously done to injure the General, but it is sitting up nights to convince him and every body else that 1t is and always has been his best friend. It is fine ex- hibition and puts to shame those who have thought that the Register was not as well equipped with heart as head. It is also fitting rebuke to those who have thought that the Regis ter might subtly favor the Republican candidate for governor whom it might think the weakest. This notion van ishes when we see it heartily supporting General Merwin and doing all it can to obscure the injury it has done him by publishing interviews with him. We notice with some surprise that it doesn't seem to be in favor of the Hon. N. D. sperry for congress. Doesn't it consider him the strongest candidate, or hasn't it done him as much injury as it has done General Merwin?
 But we will not ask troublesome ques- tions. Enough for us that the Regis ters heart is as big as its head, and that it is now scattering seeds of kind ness where it once seemed to be plant ing nettles and thistles. Kind words can never die. And We are not entirely Of the same mind with the old Greek. who said: .... ....
 Swift kindnesses are best; but lour delay In kindness takes the kindness all away"
 We say. better delay in kindness than no kindness. Therefore we cordially give the Register the full credit due it, and regret our miscalculation of the size of its heart.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

out of action. the third having previous ly gone astray.
 Two points are here to be noted-one not at random but in pursuit of a deh- nite object--namely, three enemy's ships. whose probable position and course were approximately indicated to them beforehand; the other. that af- ter all the object they found was not the object they sought, but three friend- ly ships whose destruction. had it been accomplished. would have inflicted ire parable loss on their own side. This very awkward habit of mistaking a friend for foe Is one which has often before been exhibited on fnanoeuvres by torpedo boats. It is less likely to occur in actual warfare, because nearly all foreign ships differ very idely In ex- ternal appearances from any of our own; but its occurrence is regarded by many authorities as sufficiently prob able to require that English torpedo boats should always make a private signal before proceeding to extremi- ties.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

A Xtraveller in Norway records that he lately saw Ibsen sitting at table In a hotel combing his hair with the aid of & mirror inside of his hat. and at the same time alternating his potations be- tween a. tankard of beer and fiagon of brandy. It takes a big man to do this kind of thing.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

According to Professor J. W. Spencer the falls of Niagara began falling Sl,ooo years ago, and have been falling ever since. What chance for bear on falls!
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

Idle Ike-Walk right by dat feller sellin' shoestrings widout noticin' i'm. Lazy Luke-Why? Idle Ike-Cuz he Ain't recognized by our set no more. Lazy Luke-How's dat? Idle 1ke-Dis is de third time dat mans been caught tryin' ter earn hts Twin. '.-Brooklyn
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

Philadelphia is a queer place. The introduction of the trolley there has led to the chartering of private trolley cars for excursion parties, and this business has become so extensive that the people there are calling for the adoption of some regulations to prevent these ex- cursion parties from making the days and nights hideous along the trolley routes with the shouting and singing and miscellaneous music which are the accompaniment Of these expeditions.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28
N0tloe.

We cannot accept anonymous or return re- jected communications. In all cases the name of the writer will be required, not for publlca- ton, but as guarantee of good faith.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-08-28

the gown is just plain wool. too. A white chiffon evening dress has grey satin sleeves plentifully dotted with turquoise jewels, A pink moire dan cling gown has sleeves of pale blue vel vet with insertion of yellow lace. neith- CT lace. blue or velvet appearing else-