Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1894-06-28

j. Billings Sage on his Hawaiian Elk
perience. Hawaiian Civilization;
Governmental Affairs; A Political
Cyclone; Ten Offers of Marriage
from the Dusky Native Women;
Fleeing the Country to save Himself
from being Polygamist Amusing
Encounter with President Dole and
Carl Spreckles.
BY Telegraph.
MI DEER iiERRuLD:--
Weaks lev flew intcw their ontimcv
grav sense last | he'd the pleasure NV
sending ycw NV mi clokwent epistils,
but mi oanly Xkuse is tibet the times hey
ben so prekayreeus cz tew prevent awl
korrisponduncc. We hcv he'd politikul
syklonc, ginjer blew syklone, tibet knox
Kanzass and Ncbrasky kompletcly out.
FL | told ycw in mi last, Gov Pcnoyur
WIZ fast preparn hz oan way out NV
Amcrrykun polytiks, and gettn reddy
few assoom the more betty burluns NV
the Sandwich llunds. lit awl kun tew
pas ez scd. He let himselph doun irum
the dizzy htc Nv bein supreme ruler NV
Orrygon and herapparient tew the throan
Nv the yewniverse ez he supposed, say
he let himselph doun so gently that he
did not phecl the phall am wuz in good
time fur the kanpain in the Ilunds ii it
hadn't been thing tibet nappund wich
wuz jest littul outside Nv our plan. Yew
see we intended tcw persced slo, and en-
it ware, gradooally, but things here got
muddeld up in sech way tibet | bekum
diskurrilged at wunst Why, mi deer
sur, cvry muther's son Nv the native born
Ilundcrs went in for the rcstorashun NV
kween lyWooky-Lanee, and most Nv
the wife poppylaslun, tho not so numer-
us, ware iii fur sort NV Free Staff like
that in Italy and that on the kongo.
suwt Il intervu with Pres. Doal. He
IL Il very ni3c man, tcw thoze he IL koart-
in iavurs NV; bat he IL pizen tew them cz
stands III hiz way. He IL like our Illus
trecus Grovur in hiz mpcriusncss, but
not like him in hiz jinorosity. Grovur
wood hey ;reeted me tew sody wotter and
beafstc,.l, but Doal jest Xkuscd himselph
aphtur about 10 minniis. But maid the
most Nv them 10 innnils. | jest pumpt
him till got awl hiz plans layed doun in
b,ak and vito, then wen he got up and
lcpht the room TUX it ez Il hint tibet mi
mishun wuz not apresheeated, so TUX
mi grip and awlso lepht the house. al
wais kood talk Il hint.
Tho nekst day | saw Carl Sprckkuls a
kummn doun the road in hiz fine kerr
ridge a drivin the hosses hisselph. He
he'd Jest KUN in iruma visit tew hiz shug-
ger rantch, and mebby WIZ tired err sum-
thin fer he seemed tcw not hear mi kali
at fust, tho TUX crate pancs tcw greet
him familyerly.
Soz !, in Il loud and thunderin voice:
"IIo Sprekkulsw (yew see | brawt mi
West koast dialekt along with me.) He
kinder turned hiz he'd and kept drivin
rite on wuzn't goin tcw loze him wen
he WIZ right at hand, so waved mi hat,
| q ware a sort NV Mexikan hat here and
! ho!lered, "Ilello. IL that Carl Sprek-
kuls % Secn mi determination he pulled
up Lis husscs ard sed: "Wat's wanted?"
sed "If yew hev no objckshuns Carl,
| wood like tew hev intervu with yew
on the siltywashun." Scd he; 81 hewitt
got emmy sittywashun open now" Scd |:
"Yew doant understand me, | mean the
sittywashun NV the govurnmunt.
Sed he: 81 nevur talk part in polytlks.
| aluz vote for protekshun Nv the shugger
industrec.'
he'd put foot up on the step Nv the
kcrridge, and WIZ about tew git in wen
he sed: 81 beelev | hevn't the onner Nv
yurc akkwaintance 81 am Sage Nv
Abburdeen," scd I, can awthur and poitt
with Il strong likin fur sum politikul oils,
Pm Amcrykan sittyzun wen Pm hum,
but jest now Pm l Nv the four tibet hoap
tew glide the ship NV staff in the llunds in
the near futur.'
lie then invitid me tew git in, but
remark witch he maid in Il low tone tew
hiz servunt hoo wuz sittin by hiz side
changed mi purpuss. The remark wuz
tibet wuz an eskaped loonytik, er Il an
arkist, and kwitc likely he'd buns in mi
satchel tcw bio up milyunairs. Seen cz
how he'd no moar sympathy frum him
then he'd frum Doal, konklewdid tibet
wuz like awl luther CRATE rcformers, born
tew be misunderstood. now began few
see that he'd let out the kat and wood
not be abe! tew bag it agin, so sawt mi
Resin spot fur the mite 1t wuz hotel,
and seemed few be krowded with foaks.
| soon found it wuz II konvenshun
meetin in lIonnylewlew. | resolved TO
play anuthur gain. l he'd been few talk
ative. | wood now hear uthurs tawk.
1t WIZ kurcosity few see the diiterunt
kinds NV forms and faces. The long nozc
and thin lip; the fiat noze and negro lip;