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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
THISTLES ON TOP.
Their Revenge Upon the
Army Team.
Rafting Game Yesterday for the AS
ISOLATION Football Cham
piorship.

The Thistles had their revenge on the army
team Of association footb ll-players yesterday
afternoon on the Haight-street grounds. and
gave an exhibition Of their old-time superiority
In the scientific game.
lhree weeks ago at COIma, under the auspices
oil the Imperial Athletic Club, these two crack
teams met, the guerd0n Of honor being a silver
q presented by the club &c the winning team.
'Ailef an intensely exciting game the army men
won the game and the cup by four goals 10
three.
Inc ihistles are the champions in the Pacific
coast Association Football League, and. smart
lug under their defeat, they expressed their
Willingness 10 meet The amy men apaiu betore
tue Fort JASON contingent LETT for Fort Canhv
anu MAKE me championship the stake to he
commended for. NV ''"N0 " NC
Arrangements were accordingly moda to-
the game 10 come off on the ii ai"ir's, III .o,
grounds yesterday afternoon. IL asavnsc,sd
that II WIuld BE- game for blood - ana co n
proved, Dut unfortunately the army ,re,, a, a -
mol IN H. HE grand stand was well uatronizad
by lovers OF the game. who encouraged me snt.
dieTs 10 deeds OF valOr, but il WAS nseleSe
Most Of them individually PLAYED in canif a.
style, but there was an almost utter lack ~
combination play, which was felt 10 most crit
icSl moments. The ball would be rnshao
toward lie Tbistles' goal by player, ana 10
his disgust lie found himself in moi cases with
out any support, ana the ball was quickly sent
OFT OF danger by The wary Ihlstlrs.
In ed contrast 10 the play OF the army
men was that of the champions. They PLAYED
as II they were one man. their combination
being periect. 1t was rare treat TO the spec
tatcrsIo watch their passing from one TO the
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28

Ian. and NJ. Daily against Pat Ryan and j.
Tracey. After a hard struggle tue game ana
rub were won nv the latter team by the score OF
15 10 IL and 5 to Is.
There were few interesting games played al
the UniOn cOurt,;as follows:
The first game was a single-handed one be-
tween John Doran and john Canayan. The
latter won by a score OF 15-o, 1910, 1910.
Second game-JOhn Condor and john Mo
loney defeated Charles Mccarthy and Mike
Kallahan: Score: 1913, 9-15. l5-12.
Third game TOfeSsOr j. Lynch and James
Norris played Mat COughlin ana William De-
vane. The former won by score OF l5-lo,
9-15, 15-S.
Fourth game-AI Pennoyer and James Nell
son played George Hutchinson aud Mike Dil-
lon. The former won by a score OF Ills, 10
u, 21-l6; second rub, 21-19. III, 2l-2O.
tween j. PateO and Mat COughlau. The former
won by a score of 15-S. 1915, 16-5.
SIKH game - William Kelly anG George
Hutchinson played Mike Dillon and Al Penney
e.. The former won by score OF 16-1O,
9-15, 1910.
Seventh game-J. Pateo and NJ. Power de-
fraIed j. Keefe and James Daley. Score:
1873. els. l5-12.
Eighth game-Professor A. Michael and j.
Condor defeated B. Heavey and NJ. ODonnell.
Score: 1872, 1915, 15-6.
AT the Occidental court the following games
WIRE played Saturday and yesterday:
j. Harlow and j. Lynch defeated C. johnson
and j. Shaw; score: 15-7. 15-3.
X. OCOnnor and j. Purcell defeated T. Cam
21-16.
Nj. Mccormick and j. Shook defeated J.
Sheehy ana I. OBrien; score: Ellis, 21-12.
On change OF partners Shook and Sheehy won;
score: 1921, 21-19, 21-2O.
W. p. Preston defeated o. J. Preston Jr., his
brother; score: 21-16, 1921, File.
A. Collins and Nj. Dolan defe ted I. Glenn
MINIS and w. Collins; score: 21-19. 5-21.
21-1S.
J. Harlow and j. Lynch defeated NJ. Prince
and Z. johnson; score; 1912, els, 1913.
NJ. Prince aud p. Mccormick defeated j..
Purcell and j. Shaw; score: 2l-16, 1921,
2l-2O.
j. Jones, the Australian champion, defeated
W. Kelly and James Dillon; score, 21-15,
1921, 21-2O.
The Australian champion, will play the Harlow
brothers. best three out of five, 81 aces Jones
will have d big contract on hand, as j. Harlow
is an exceptionally strong player, as was shown
asst Wednesday evening, and his Iother Ciaud
has wonderful left hand that will puzzle the
Australian considerably.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
Total
I UN"4. 49, 's'''' 's''''''s ''''''' :
CALIFORNIAS-SECOND INNING.
Grand total.

The game at KlnknerviIle was mainly
remarkable for the fall of the mighty
Bohemias bv the hand of the Pacifics for
half hundred runs. The feat did not
affect the final result. which was in favor
of the local team by nine wickets; but it
demonstrated the fact that the Scarlels
and Black can improve their fielding by
steady practice.
The field work of both elevens was
worth watching. two catches-by BOwhill
on one side and Tiedemann on the other
and many difficult stops being roundIy =
pauded. Robertson was hit out of bounds
twice by Sewers, but his bowling and that
of his lieutenant CoOkSon was as deadly as
usual. For the Pacifi"s Grifiths and
Cassidy bowled well, the formers lately
developed leg brake proving itself a pow
erful run preventive. Ii the thirty-one
wickets of the game double figures were
reached only four times-twica by Robert
son and once by Sewers and Duggan re-
spectively.
The score.
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spurs and leggings. Only one wagon will
accompany the men to carry the signal
Instruments and paraphernalla.
The route of march will be along the
county road 10 Guernevillp. on the Russian
River, past Camp Taylor. Point Reyes and
Towards. There will be no tents packet
and no unnecessary baggage. The trip
VIII be one of instruction. slightly favored
with pleasure.
In answer to a question put to him by
CALL reporter yesterday Of how many
miles he expected TO make on ali average
everv day, Captain Hanks said:
"G GU see. my men are all green as to a
ride like this, this being the first trip OF the
kind ever made by any company of the
National Guard, to my knowledge, so l
can't say how many miles we can make a
day or exactly how far we will go. That
all depends oil the distance we travel each
day. But my men are ALI first-class con-
ditiOn and l expect to turn out about
thirty.
The trip will be one of instruction in
mounting, diSmOu1ting. riding, military
tactics and signaling. Every man must
saddle, bride and take care of his own
horse. We pack no tents-nothing but our
signaling paratus, which will be carried
In wagon which will accompany MS. We
will be back on June II, making a ten
davs' trim"
The "Sgnal Corps" was organized in
April, 1889. 1t consisted of forty men. in
Guiding major, captain. lieutenant, three
seTgeants, six cOrporals and the remain der
priyates. The privates are divided into
three classes, namely, first, second and
third.
The first class consists of those men who
have just been sworn in and have not
taken any examination. yet these men are
taught to send by the flag and wand. The
flag, as will be seen by the accompanying
ut, is square piece of cloth with an in
ner square of different color from the
ouer one, according to the background.
The wand is a small stick about eigteeen
inches long and half an incn thick; This is
only used in the armory. The second class
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
What Makes Men Bald?


"What is it that makes men bald ?" the
observer asked the barber.
wearing hats" interposed bystander.
81 don't think So" said the barber. II
know it looks that way Ofen when a man
has no hair except below the point where
the hat touches But l believe men get
bald because they think"
women think and they don't often get
bald"
Yes"
And very often men that thinkIthe least
grow bald the soones'."
Il know" persisted the barber, "but
you have got to allow for exceptions. The
men that get balu early are exceptions.
and L never knew a woman yet who WASN'T
an exception to something"
AS there was no woman in the party the
barber had the last word. His argument
was accepted as conclusive.
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CURIOs OF COMMUNICATION.
Elaborate Arrangements in View
of Any City Riot.
THE CORPS ANNUAL OUTING.
Inside Facts About a Bright and
Indispensable Section of the
National Guard.

Corps! Corpsl
Signal Corps
Dash, dot. dash. dotl
Hip! Hurrah!
Such will be the cry of the Signal Corps.
Second Brigade. n. G. c., when they leave
on June for their annual outing and drill.
In lieu of camping in a brigade this year
the different companies of the n. q. c.
will go off separately. The signal Corps"
will leave here early on the morning of
June 9 from the Sausalito ferry, mounted
on the best of stock, and well equipped for
a long journey and hard ride through the
country, each man carrying his own bag
gage. consisting of blankets, 45-calibsr
Colts revolver, saber and woven cartridge
belt. Their uniforms will consist of a
fatigue blouse. riding trousers, SLOUGH hat,
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
Mrs. Humphrey Wards Salary.

When people speak of authorship as an I'M
derpaid profession they reckon without their
Mrs. Humphry Ward. says a writer IN the Critic.
For The American and English markets alone
size paid for David Grieve" $50, 600
What she got from HE British colonies, Austria
liza, India, ETC.. l do not know No mean sum- /
fancy, for they are big countries and their
people ate great readers OF popular literature
say that she gets $4,000 more for "Marcella,"
and that she got $40. 600 Tor Robert EIsmere."
That Is 100000 for three books writ en- during
period OF about six years. Two hundred
thousand dollars In six years Is not bad pay
when one considers that it IS all profit. The
success OF an author depends upon the demand
for his work. The book market is like any
other. and the author for whose books the
public camor has no cause for complaint.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
ROBBERIES AT THE FAIR.
The Stolen Watches Recovered-An
Early Morning Theft.

One of the supposed perpetrators of last SUM-
day weeks watch robbery al the Midwlnter
Fair was arrested on Saturday afternoon. His
name is Arthur Cnevelier, a French lad of IT
years. and he is supposed TO be one of a gang
The watches were distracted from the
Russian exhibit between and O'Clock in the
afternoon from showcase that had inadveIt-
emily been left open. They were twelve in
number and have all been recovered by De-
tective Seymour. A boy who bought one of
the watches gave the Information which led TO
Chevelier's arrest. Policemen Fleming and
Murphy found Chevelier in a house on Bryant
street. OIheT arrests are expected to follow.
AT o'clock yesterday morning a policeman
found man emerging from the miners ex-
hibit with a package under his arm. The man
was stopped and the package examined and
found to contain specimens of gold and silver in
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28

bar ana ore. A guard said he saw this man
deibera' ely break open a case and take out
the goods.
HI was taken 10 the City Prison and charged
with burglary. He gave the name OF George
Hoffman ana loudly protected his Innocence.
In broken English lie stated thai he found the
parcel on bench and was heSitating whether
to leave II there or attract attention 10 II when
he was arrested Hoffman gave no address.
but said lie was an engineer.
when asked what lie was doing out at the
fair at so early An hour, Hoffman replied that
having dollar in his pocket lie thought he was
entitled TO enjoy the morning air aud expend
hslI his capital at ;he same time in any way lie
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
A Thief's Ruse.
London Daily News.

A new receptacle for stolen property has been
In vented by I Paris THIEF. He was suspecled
o having stolen watch from jeweler named
Schmidt, carrying on business in the Il ne de
Vauyeg. At The police ST alton lie was searched
and. nothing being found on him, he was about
10 be released, when NJ. Burea, the Commits
sary, noticed that the snles of his boots were
abnormaly thick. On inspection these soles
were found 10 be specially made for the recep-
ton OF sto n property, and IN one of them was
nj. Schmidts watch.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
Wool for Dress Goods.

Quite the newest thing In the way OF dress
fabric will not be woven from the covering of
any animal or the product OF the silk worm. bu
from an apparently very uDpromsing sub
siance-wOoc. Wooden gowns DO not SOUND
attractive. but the wood fiber when spun or
otherwise prepared Is beautifully soft and
lovely stuff, aud scarcely distinguishabIe from
fine silk or the dOwny contents OF the cotton
mod.
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Llhesmen. W. LumSden and Franz Methot.
Ferguson won the toss and elected TO defend
the west goal. Owing TO the rain the ground
was neavy and slippery, and during The first
nan Tails were frequent. After about Two
minutes play Steele scored a goal for the
lhlStles. and soon afterward Pollock dTibbled
Tie ball through the goal. Two for the IhiSt!rs.
Inc play was then brisk. and scrimmages IN
front OF both goals We're IN order. Shots were
made and missed III Patterson passed 10
Steele, and lie shot IL through amid cries OF
"ofSlde." The referee, however. decided IL
was goal which made the score three Tor lie
Thstles. Wilson and Steele both made ties
Tor goal without success, and then Paterson
sent the ball between the posts; four Tor the
ThstleS. The soldiers worked tile ball along,
and DUNG a sharp scrimmage IN front OF the
Tbistles' goal Bennett secured the ball and
cleYeTly passed to Leal, who headed II through
the goal. scoring The first point for the army
Just half time WAS called
During the second half the play was brilliant
from beginning To end. Repeated shots were
made by both sides for goal, which were
saved by Lowe ana Reed respectively, TIL
finally Paterson sent the ball between the posts,
making the score five goals to one. Although
each side strove to add TO the score, IL re-
m ,ined 5 TO l when time was called.
Every member of the Thistle eleven PLAYED
magnificent game. For the soldiers Kitty,
Wilson, Bennett, Dimmck, GOode and Lynch
did splendid work. Two of the team however,
were very erratic in their play, ana baGy hau-
dcapped the others. The army men will give a
good account OF themselves next season.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28

Corporal Robinson 80. Private Irving SO,
EIsrnmenger 80, Private Smith 80, Sergeant
Ellis 81, Corporal IYeTson 81.
The san Francisco SchuetZen Verein marks
men were at Shell Mound and shot for bulls-
eyes. The prizes were won by D. 3. Faetor
w. Glmdermann, a. l.. OF. a. II. Pape, J..
Bende A. MOcker. e. Thierbach II. Zecher
l.. NJ. RiiZau, q. H. Babrs.
The scorebOoKs Of Battery G, Second Ar
tillery, showed these results:
Sergeant Zehsnder.......4 3 8 4 40
Corporal Fleming 49, Corporal Cranston 81
Private Farnham 81. Private KaSt 81, Private
O'Keefe So Captain O'NeiI "a, Sergeant Kiln
81, Private Nelson 81, Private Jones 81, PHI
vate Byrnes 30.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28

We open the week with a
new invoice of those Twelve
Dollar Suits we made such a
furry with a week ago. They
are brand new patterns,
every one of them, and sell
at other times for SIG, SIS
and $40. You can have your
choice of styles-cutaway
frocks, or single or double
breasted sack. Just see the
suit-that means a sale for
us.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28
Bows Play Baseball.

The CALIFORNIA; defeated the S. P. TayIors
Yesterday al Golden Gate Park. Score: Cali
fornias 10, S. z. Taylors b.
kED white and blue. registered trademark. T..
GARNER Co.'S wines All bars and groceries.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28

Portfolio Fifteen of "Picturssqus Cali
fornIa" Is now ready for distribution
One coupon and a dime secures it to
Cali" subscribers.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28

The totals show a difference OF only one point.
ia another hfty-sboI match between members
of Company Of the First Infantry Fred
GehTet scored 22l, Cant ain Irving b. Cook 219
aud William CugeT 200.
Among tile scores registered In practice
shooting by the E1arksmen of Company A Of
EIrsf Infanfrv NNpre IhpSp.
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W. Golly 80, II. LemeyIere 80 j. Rlngen 80,
f. Akmann 80, }. +. Slebe SO. f. Saur 81, h.
Meyers So, C. Ii. Gilman Sc, Captain Z. Box.
rnn
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other, the right man being always In the right |
place. The result was they won the game and |
retained the championship by tive goals 10 one. |
At2:4O O'Clock The teams lined up as follows: |
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-05-28

In Boys Outing Suits for
vacation and the country we
can please you in every de-
tail and save you much
money. This is money saw
ing week.
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What. not dressed yet! Come. come.
we'll be late"
Cant help it. That blank tailor hasn't
sent my suit home.
Your own fault, my boy. Do as 1 do
90 to RoOS Bros. and get your clothes
ready to put on" for half the money"
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Following ale the scores:

An intere sting match was held between +.
BaumgarUner and Lieutenant Elmer and e.
ClausSenus and +. Slndler OF b Of the Fist,
with these results:
The Yellowstone journal., 1894-11-23
NO LONGER DOWNTROOoEN.
But the Cook showed Her Power just
the Same.

W. I1FoGh OOWN noOcCN
But the Cook showed Her Power just
the same.
They liked living in the suburbs, oh,
SO much better than IL town. The rail
road ride was really beneficial to health,
and had they not gathered three roses
from the bush in the front yard last sum-
mer? Still there was a serpent in their
Eden, and this serpent was the hired
girl-or the lack of her So when the
new one proved to be treasure life in
Flutterleys.
One evening. however, on coming
home Mr.. Flutterley saw a tiny crease
ON his wife's brow which even the per-
fection of the soup failed to drive away.
"Is-it the cook?'' he faltered after
the roast. a sight to tempt an anchorite,
had been brought on.
"Oh, no. She seems quite satisfied, y
replied his wife in a tepid tone. But,
Chesterfield, don't you think that in
time / might learn TO cook as well az
she does?'
For your second husband perhaps,
my dear. | really don't believe that I
could survive much more experiment
ing"
"Oh, Chesterfield, how can your
''Only u joke, my love, mere joke.
Stii! think that / could be willing TO
put the cooks young man up al my club,
to allow her weekly reception days
anything TO retain her services. But
how about your political wo.k? Does
Mrs. Van Smith still talk of bolting the
ticket;''
Yes, indeed. She says that her con.
science will not allow her To vote for
a woman who wears such atrocious bon.
nets as our candidate does. Still hope
we have mended matters by putting her
Oh the reception committee at our 3
O'Clock tea rally"
II should hope so indeed. -
"Yes Oh, how glad / am that won-
an is no longer the poor, downtrodden
creature she has ever been!'
.'Humph. Have you been out on your
biz ycle today"
"Yes, and, oh, Chesterfield, horrid
man made such remarks concerning my
bloomers! However, just passed him
by in silent s~orn. The time has gone
by when woman will be dictated to
and terrorized out of doing what she
knows to be right.
Well well, And so the m, ,lbers of
your ward club intend to ride mp to the
pole in boomers to cast their vo.es?'
"Yes. Will it not be a splendid vic
tory for the advancement of woman and
she casting of Of old shackles? Oh,
Chesterfield, what shall do il have
to give it all up?''
"Give it up! Why, don't object. -
'.Humph. / should think not, but
eookl She-oh. Chesterfield, she says
that she will never cook another beef
steak in this house unless vote for her
didateP'-Chicago Tribune
The Yellowstone journal., 1894-11-23

For the convenience OF those who
wish to make comparisons and for the
benefit OF those who can never remem-
ber. the JOURNAL will hereafter keep
standing a table of the corresponding
month of last year, showing day by day
the principal meteorological conditions.
as obtained from the record kept by the
United States weather observer in this
"Ay. Following is the record for Nov.
1893:
The Yellowstone journal., 1894-11-23
I
SHOULD
DIE
TONIGHT.

IL should die tonight
And you should come to my cold corpse
and say.
Weeping and heart sick DER my lifeless
clay
IL should die tonight.
Apd you should come in deepest grief
and woe
And say. Here's that go | owe,"
j might arise in my large white
cravat
And say. What's that:''
IL l should die tonight
And you should come to my c)ld corpse
and kneel.
Clasping my bier to show the grief you
feel,
say. n | should die tonight
And you should come to me there and
then
just hint bout payin' me that ten.
i might arise the while.
But I'D drop dead again.
The Yellowstone journal., 1894-11-23


Ne talk glibly enough OF the dura-
ton OF geologic periods and the distance
to the sun or moon, and yet who has any
definite conception Of million Of years
or a million Of miles? Henry Ward
Beecher used to cay that he bad some
idea OF what tho usand dollars was, bu
q million was entirely beyond him. In
trying to convey a conception Of his
statement that the earth is at least four
hundred million years old, 4 scientist
says: Cut strip Of paper eighty. three
feet and four inches long. and two or
three inches wide; pin this up in a long
hall, or around the sides OF tnlerably
large room; from one end measure of
one tenth Of an inch, and it bears tho
same proportion to the whole strip that
hundred years does to million, Did
you ever walk ten miles along country
road? Then you have an idea Of that
distance. Now pin up the scisntist's
strip Of paper; measure of ut one eud
one inch and four tenths; and you have
the proportion that''your ten mile walk
bears to journey Zone way only) over
the lines Of the great Burlington rail-
road system. Or place oae lsg of pair
pair Of eonpaasss on your map st Yank-
ton. South Dakota; sst the ether leg at
Chicago, and describe . circls. II win
pass through (oe rsarly) 81. Louis. Den
YER and Billings, (Montana). all tsrmin-
ais Of the Burlington. Within the cir
Gle will b found Peoria, st. Paul. Min
neapolis, Omaha. st. Jossph. Kansas
City and Cheyenne laIlsnjoyilg ths ssr-
vics Of this railroad. For naps. tins-
'ables and tickstA call On any tiekst
agent of the Burlington a. connsoting
lines. o. addren W. J. @. Ksayo.. Co.
Pasa Agent IT. Pul.sMisn.
The Yellowstone journal., 1894-11-23
Notice Of Drssoiatiom.

Notice is hereby given that the CO.
parternership heretofore existing be-
tween the undersigned under the firm
name Of King and Hicks. is hereby dis
solved by mutual consent The bust
ness win be continued by Louis King
who will assume all liabilities Of the old
firm and to whom all debts due the old
firm must be paid.
j. ID. Hicks.
LOUIS KING.
Miles City Mont. Nov 8. 1894