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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06
Earning q Smoke.

Tom Jenkins was as great joker as he
was smoker. He once got into first
class compartment in railway carriage
where sour looking old gentleman was
seated.
"You mustn't smoke here" said the old
gent as Jenkins pulled out his pipe from
his pocket.
II know that" said Jenkins, calmly fill
ing his pipe.
ibid l not tell you," said the old gent
again, that you mustn't smoke here? It's
not smoking compartment"
II know that" said jenkins, calmly TAX
ing out his fusee box. They're special kind
that he prides himself on. He calls them
his patent stinkers." He lit fusee, and
now the wrath of the old gent was frightful.
II say, sir, you shan't smoke here" he
shrieked.
II know that" said Jenkins, allowing
his fusee to exhaust itself. He lit one after
another, allowing them to burn out. The
birthstone was awful and the smoke suffo-
eating. The old gent was coughing and
spluttering and struggling for words.
II say, SIR" he exclaimed at length,
''smoke, smoke, smoke; for goodness sake
smoked"
Thanks, awfully!'' said Jenkins as he
lit another fusee and this time applied it
to the expectant pipe.-Tit-B
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In Torment.

Surely if there are unhappy sufferers
on earth upon whom the angels look
down in pity it is people agonized with
rheumatism. They are in torment the
year round with little or no respite.
Now, there is no evidence to which pub
licity has been given in behalf of Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters more concurrent
and convincing than that in behalf of its
efficacy in incipient rheumatism. And
since rheumatism and rheumatic and
simple govt are among the most obsti-
nate complaints to which this admirable
remedy is adapted, and since they all
have fatal tendency to attack the vital
organs, the advisability of an early use
of the Bitters, when they manifest them
selves, must be apparent. Eficacious,
and most signally so, are the Bitters, too
in malarial disease, kidney and bladder
inactivity, constipation, dyspepsia, liver
complaint and nervous ailments.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Too Tough for Tigers.

Too Tough for 1Cigers.
A teacher in New York slum Sunday
school was instructing her pupils in few
side questions, with pictures to match
NOW Johnny, she said to little boy,
as she held up the picture of royal Ben
gal tiger, what is that?
Johnny took one squint at it.
OATS Tammany, he replied, with pride
and confidence.
The teacher frowned.
No, she said, that's tiger. Do you
know what tiger isl
He shook his head.
It's fierce animal, she exclaimed, that
loves to eat up tender little boys like
you!
Hully gee! he exclaimed, you bet it
don't want to eat me.
Yes, it does; it would only be too glad
to get such tender morsel.
Come off, contented Johnny, I would
MT be in it a minute if it likes dat kind;
my mudder says I'm de toughest kid on
de block, and Johnny settled back and
called for de mex.
Chicago Post.
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Grand Canon Of Colorado River.

On the Santa Fe route, in northern
Arizona, 1852 miles from Kansas City, is
the town of Flagstaff. A tri-weekly stage
line runs from Flagstaff to the Grand
Canon of the Colorado river. More than
mile in depth, this is the sublimest of
gorges-a Titan of chasms. Twenty
Yosemites might be hidden unseen below,
and Niagara would look scarcely larger
than q brook.
Don't fail to visit this first wonder of
the world. You can tread up" about it by
asking G. T. Nicholson, G. P. & T. A., A.
T. & s. F. R. R. Co., Topeka, Kas., to mail
you free copy of an illustrated book
describing this terra incognita. The book
is no common affair; but is entertainingly
written, beautifully illustrated and gem
of the printers art. ~
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Waiting For Wind.


Small Boy ION river bank do you know
bout weather?
Old Gentleman-I have studied meteoroi-
ogy little.
well, I've been standin here most a
hour waitin for the wind to blow hard, and
it don't blow bit. Do you think it will
soon"
II shouldn't wonder, my little man. The
sky looks very streaky. But what do you
want Of wind?"
II want to have swim"
ut does not require wind to go swim
ming"
NO. but mamma won't let me 90 in
That's why want wind"
II don't understand"
Don't? Guess it's good while since
you was boy, isn't it?"
"Yes, agood while"
And your mem'ry isn't very good,
s'pose"
perhaps not. 1 certainly cannot recall
any connection between wind and swim
ming"
IVY, don't you see? If wind comes
along and blows my hat into the water, l
can go after it, and mamma won't say a
word. She paid dollar an half for that
hat"-Good News.
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An impossible gulf yawned between their
hearts. She sat in low wicker chair by
the window, while he leaned modify
against the mantel. 1t was not large
apartment, but the gulf between their
hearts could not have been less than IA feet
In width as the crow flies.
There were tears in his voice as he spoke.
II can never'-
BY supreme exercise of muscular activ.
ity he swallowed few sobs.
-"love another"
"Then''--
Her hands were twined tightly together.
-"if you speak truly, don't see that
you have any further use for this large
diamond ring"
After the Interchange Of the conventional
civilities usual upon such occasions be with
drew.-Detroit Tribune.
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There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
er need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and infammations defiance. In cases OF
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico rate is only 8 in 1000.
This is the lowest known record, and it
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent of consumptives is daily aug
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than the territorial average.
In New England the consumptive death
rate is Is out of every 1000 of the COM
munity; in Minnesota it is IA, and
throughout the southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi-
gan and Minnesota, and the winter
temperature of southern Illinois, Indiana
and Tennessee. This, however, is only as
shown by the thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude fills one
with vivacity and health, and 80 strong is
the influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclimation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself is a
great boon. Gases are on record of in
crease in the chest measure of immi-
grants hero of from four to seven inches.
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. 1t is at the entrance
of splendid canon, Astounding in natural
curiosities. It is also the gateway of the
Pecos National park, where fish aud game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places of pic.
turesque and of historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal.
ace, first erected shortly after 1905, from
which the Spanish viceroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
dates from about 1716; but it is full OF
interest, as every room is consecrated by
:he memory of thrilling events. In this
building Gen. Lew Wallace wrote his
famous Ben Hur.
The chapel of San Miguel, was built in
1850 and still stands. BY its side is the
oldest house IN the United States. The
walls OF the old cathedral date from 1929
but the rest of the structure 10 of more
modern date. Within oonvenient dis.
tances are the Indian pueblos of Tesuqus
and Nambe; in side canon of The Santa
Fe are the delightful Aztec springs, while
about nine miles up the main water
course is Monument rock. The road
thither is one of surprising loneliness,
To the south of town is Aqua Fria, and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
by Tiffany the finest in the world; and
beyond the Rio Grande are the San Tide.
fonso Pueblo and the curious clif dwell
lings.
Other points of interest to the tourists
are: The Historical society's rooms; the
''Garita," the military quarters, chapel
and cemetery Of Our Lady Of the Rosary
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ia Re, the city of the Holy Faith of the church

Santa Re, the city of the Holy Faith Of
st. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ansient Indian Pueblo called O-ga- p-ho-ge
1t is probably the Oldest civilized com
lnunity in the United States and tke most
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au
gustin, Fla, we're first foun ied. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated 6
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail
starting from Westport, Mo-, gave it G
world wido fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANlTAR1UM.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the U
s. weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season.
but Santa Fe is always in it."
1t is situated in charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To.
gether with this it lies at an altitude OF
7,0l5 feet, and latitude, about the 36th
degree north, that gives it peculiar ad.
vantage as sanitarium. The elevation
tempers the summer heats, which natural
~ should be about that of Memphis
Tenn, or Bakersfield, CAL, and its south
ern situation reduces the rigors of winter
As an illustration, during the winter Of
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions die
not exceed half dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work
and no one in Santa Fe can be accused Of
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as great
physician expressed it. The rare, ozon
eted air permeates every cell of the lungs
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs
Symington and .Harroun, who have prac
ticed in Santa Fe for over twenty years
report that they have only found two
'ases among the native people of con
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. 8. weather observation office
has been stationed here for twenty years
and the following statistical data tells
better than words how even and mild il
The climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
summer heat and the winter cold the fol
lowing tables show most equable and
delightful Temperatures:
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OfInterest to Athletes.

James Robinson, the athletic trainer at
Princeton college, Princeton, N. j., says:
II have found it imperative to have sure
and simple remedies on hand in case of
strains, cuts, bruises, sprains, colds,r heu-
matism, etc. Shortly after entering upon
my profession, l discovered such remedy
in Allcock's Porous Plasters. tried other
plasters, but found them too harsh and ir-
ritating. Allcock's Porous Plasters give
almost instantaneous relief, and their
strengthening power is remarkable. In
cases of weak back put two plasters on
the small of the back and in short time
you will be capable of quite severe e1-
ercise. In "sprint," and "distance" races
and jumping, the muscles or tendons in
legs and feet sometimes weaken. This
can invariably be relieved by cutting the
plaster in narrow strips, so as to give
free motion, and applying on muscles
affectedn
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06

Letter List.
List of letters remaining un-called for
in the postoffice at Santa Fe, N. NJ, for
the week ending Dec. 30, 1893. If not
called for within two weeks will be sent
to the dead letter Office at Washington.
Abeita Juan Rey Lopez, Florancia
Beardsley, Eli Mckenzie, Burt
Becker, Valentine, Montua, Frederic
Blair, Thos. Navert, ]. W.
Corriz, Marquitos Ortega, Librada
Gallegos, Pitacio Smith, s.
Lee, Minnie (2) Sullivan, A. w.
Laughlih, E. b. Woodville, Bessie
In calling please say advertised and
give the date.
j. WELTMER,
Postmaster.
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A Simple Menu.

'This is beautiful morning, Mary" said
Mr.. Fulton graciously as he took his seat
at the table mt Farmer Humsted's select
country boarding house.
"Yes, sir, it is" replied the waitress
1.-THE thunderstorm passed off nicely in
the night"
Eyes, sir"
"Looks like cooler weather."
"Yes, SIR"
II hope you are feeling quite well, Mary"
"Quite well, sir"
And that you enjoyed the farmers pic
mic yesterday"
pretty we'll, SIR"
'And now, let me see. What have we
for breakfast this morning." asked Mr..
Fulton as he glanced over the empty table.
well, there's ham. sir"
"Ah, yes, ham or-what?" he inquired
with his most engaging manner.
Ham or nothingP' returned Mary briefly.
Life,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06

The summer boarder was fishing whel

The summer boarder was fishing when
Farmer Begosh came along.
Gee whillikens! what ON airth air you
a-doin" he exclaimed as the sportsman
deposited a small fish in his basket.
Pm fishing" was the reply. you ad.
vertised good fishing, didn't your"
"Yes. Don't you know the fish'll die eff
you keep 'em out o. waterS You don't
think Pm goin ter spend money every week
putin new fish into tibet there pond jes' fur
you city fellers to ketch, do you? No, sir
1ee!" and the proprietor of rural joys
turned the contents of the basket into the
pond and Indignantly strobe on.-Wash
ington Star.
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The Alameda

new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. NJ. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. STRICTLY frst-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream speciality. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to ga per
week For further particulars, address
J. x. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. N.
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Washington Star
A Landslide Very Marked Results,

A Landslide very MarAo" "osuAts'
The term landslide usually conveys in
telligence of disaster, whereby many are
killed, but this is used to indicate the
enormous sales of DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, a remedy that is daily saving
the lives of thousands who are suffering
from nervous disorders. It cures palpi-
tation, nervous prostration, headache
backache, spinal diseases, hysteria, i'll
effects of spirits confusion Of mind, etc.
and builds up the body surprisingly.
Brown & Maybury, Cortland, N. Y, say
one patient used Nervine and gained
fifteen pounds of flesh. Sold by A. G.
Ireland IT,, the druggist, on guarantee.
Get n hack free.
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When Get Time.

When I Get Time.
When get time
know what shall do:
I'll cut the leaves of all my books
And read them through and through.
When get time
I'll write some letters then
That have owed for weeks and weeks
To many, many men.
When get time
I'll pay those calls owe,
And with those bills, those countless bills
Twill not be so slow.
When get time
Ill regulate my life
In such u way that may get
Acquainted with my wife.
When get time
Oh, glorious dream of blissl
A month, year, ten years from now
But can't finish this
have no time. Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06
Not Her Name.

sound of singing was percolating
through the house from the kitchen
Isn't that a Christmas carol! asked the
visitor.
No, said Tommy, who was entertaining
the guest for the nonce; her name amt
Carroll at all; it's Flynn.
-Indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06
Niles Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
5orpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm.
ca ualed for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses IS cts. Sam.
pies Free, at A. @. Ireland, jr.
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Explaining 1t.

"Look here" said the indignant man to
the dealer, II thought you said this dog
was rabbit dog?"
ibid 1? Oh, yes-of course. Maybe you
didn't handle him right"
What do you mean?"
"You want to try him with Welsh rab-
bits. His appetite for them is simply alb
normal. Washington Star
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Worse Still.

Dashaway-I spent $500 at the Worlds
fair.
Cleverton-Does that include the $40 that
lent you?
Dashaway Great Scott, old man, I
should say sol Why, it includes IS more
that was just going to ask you for
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06

When Your Eye Strikes This Stop
and Read 1t.
The famous hot springs of Arkansas
world renowned for their health qualities
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cifc railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" iu-
duenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
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A GREAT Advertiser.

How does it happen that you are so
we'll known and 50 POPULAR inquired
Boreas.
How does it happen! echoed Santa
Claus, in surprise at such Ignorance.
Great Scott, man! Look at all the years
I have been advertising.
-Washinoton Star.
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lie Patience.

I've been looking for my husband for
the last two hours, said an agitated
woman to q calm one.
Don't be excited, madam, replied the
latter. I've been looking for a husband
for the last twenty Ave years.
-Herpers Bazaar.
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A Willy Miss.

She is very good hearted girl. Why,
you should just see how that girl iavishes
presents upon her chaperone and how
kind she is to her.
You call that being good hearted! l
call it being level headed.
New York Press.
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Star Of the south.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is a natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years rs
degrees above zero. Warmest day 80 de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
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YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
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Defined.

MISUNDERSTANDING, Robert, can you tell
ME how many pints there are in quart?
1'ublican's Hopeful-Why, yes, sir. One
anil half and the froth!-Tit- Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06

A SQUARE offer o.
$500 in gold is made
by the proprietors o.
DR.. Sage's Catarrl
Remedy, for any cas-
of Catarrh in the Head
no matter how bad a
of how long standing
; cannot cure.
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Her Int entions.

Ada-Why does Clara speak of George as
"her intended?' Are they engaged?
Alice-No, but sheintends that they shall
be.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-06

Leave Chicago at $50 p. m, S:30,p. m
Arrive at Chicago $50 a. M, 9:1Oa nj.
Leaves Kansas City at 100 p. M; LOS p. M;
Arrives at Kansas City at 500 a. M; 4:40 p.
IN
Leave La Junta 700 a. m. $50 a. m. Ar
rive at La Junta at 9:10 O. IN. $3.50 a. IN.
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you CAN SEE IT,
perhaps, one of DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets but you can't feel it
after it's taken. And yet it does
more good than any of the huge,
old-fashioned pills, with their grip.
ing and violence. These tiny Pei
lets, the smallest and easiest to take,
bring you help that lasts. Consti'
patton, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks
Sick or Bilious Headaches, and al
arrangements of the liver, stomach
and bowels are permanently cured
They're the cheapest, for they're
guaranteed to give satisfaction, OF
your money is returned. You pay
only for the good you get.
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The Grand Canon Of the Colorado
Cave and Cliff DweIlers.

View the longest cantilever bridge in Anne
lea across the Colorado river.
r. R. Gabel, General Supt.
w. A. B1ssELL, Gen. Pass. ACT
n. s. VAN SLYCK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, NM.
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Letter List.

which they cannot cure.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1894-10-23
Reception to Hon. +. D. Sullivan.

At meeting of the various Irish So
cieties held Sunday afternoon Charles
Mccarthy presided, and Mr.. Fred w..
Cunningham was secretary. The meet
ing was called to make arrangements for
a reception to Hon. I'D. Sullivan, ex-
Mayor of Dublin, Ireland, when he
lectures here Oct. S1st. Mr.. Mccarthy
was elected chairman of the committee
of arrangements, and Mr.. Cunningham
secretary, the committee embracing
representatives from both divisions of
the Ancient Order of Hibernians, the
Irish Americans, Montgomery Guards,
Sheridan Rifles, Uniform Rank, Liter
airy. Total Abstinence, Knights of
Columbus, and other well known ci til
zens. The committee has full power.
Mr.. Sullivan will be met by the military
and civic societies at Union Station
and escorted to his hotel. The Uniform
Ranks of Lewiston and Biddeford will
be invited to participate.