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The evening world., 1894-03-13
THE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 10, 1894.

sault and highway robbery. The COM
plainant was Peter Johnson, Of II Grand
street. u bridge builder. forty-nve years
old. 5000
Johnson returned home from this city
last night and stopped In II saloon at
~ YORK street. lie met the two prisoners
IL n" saloon aud a quarrel en-
sued. When johnson started for home
he was followed by the two men, and
Johnson says, Clark and Snndcrson as,
saultcd him, and. after knocking him
down. robbed him.
The evening world., 1894-03-13
WHERE Is JOSEPH stage?
Left His KANSAS Home Jan. II 4
Snil for England.

The New York police have been re-
quested to search for Joseph Stagg,
thirty-three years Old. of Tonovoy. Kan,
who has been missing since Ian. II. A
reward of $50 mas been offered for In
formation leading to his
on the date mentioned he started for
England. He expected to sail from this
city for Liverpool. M new has been
heard of him since he left home, nor has
he appeared on the other side Of the
water.
The evening world., 1894-03-13
Real Estate Tor saIe-city.3

ATTRACTIVE Bargains for Small Investors-slT. 900
for private three story brown-stone house. No. 1s
West l23d st. n. Y. city, l7Nl00; $1,000 cash, bal
ance Sl3. 900 on mortgage 5 per cent. 5000 for
No. IL West la5d ST.. y. Y. city. private. three
story brow stone house adjoining above; IL. 3xi00:
81. 900 cash. balance Sl2. 900 on mortgage at 5 per
cent. sl6. GOO for M. 73S Washington st. north
east corner Of Rank, y. v. city. four story. LOT
29NJS, been liquor store for thirty years. rental
81, e25. Tenant makes repairs. LIST mortgage $40. 900
at . per cent. only 81. 900 cash required. Pays D
Broadway. f
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SMASHED THE PLATE GLASS.
Angry at Being Elected, Meyer Put
His Fist through n window.

William Meyer. Of Sixth avenue and
Thirty-second street, this city, was held
IN the Even Street Court, Williams
conduct.
Last evening Meyer created a disturb
ence IN the saloon Of George Spohm, 1922
Myrtle avenue He was thrown. out,
and then, evidently for revenge, thrust
bis INST through the plate-glass window.
going $40 worth of damage, and cutting
mis- wrist SO badly that al ambulance
surgeon had to be called in.
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A Marriage Insurance scheme.

iHy Associated 'ress)
SPRINGFIELD, III, March .i.-Frank VI. Charl-
ton and others, Of Chicago, nave filed a writ 81
mAndamus IN the Saggamcn circuit Court against
Secretary NJ state Hinrirhsrn, 10 compel him 10
issue a license TO Incorporate the MarriSE" In
yrStmrnt Association. an oTgauyition whose oh
,.ct II Is 10 pay, IN CONSIDERATION ~ certain
premiums. 81. 600 10 each policy holder who Is
married within one year.
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RESULT OF A FIGHT.
willis Knocked Down and His
Skull May He Fractured.

Patrick II. Smith. ~thirty-nlne years old,
of IA East Fourteenth street. was com
mitted without bail to await the result
of the injuries he is alleged to have in
fIcted upon Frederick ]. Willis. OF &C
Ridge street, by Justice Koch. in the
Essex Market Police Court, to-day.
smith knocked willis down. In the fall
Willis struck his head on the sidewalk
II IA fractured.
The evening world., 1894-03-13
FIRE IN A TENEMENT.
OIL Had Been Thrown Over Rub
bish and Then, Lighted.

Fire Marshal Lewis. of Brooklyn. is to-
day Investigating an alleged attempt to
burn a tenement-house at 81 Court street.
occupied bv hair '1 n dozen sl fSmiiiiies anu T,as az
night Henry HolZapfel. who lives on the
second floor. discovered n blaze In a pile
OF rubbish in the lower hallway. He
"A closer inspection showed that an oil
lamp which hung in the hallway had
Dseh emptied. over the rubbish n along
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says Her Friend Robbed Her.

Herman lound!c, seventeen years old. Of ~
Madison street, was held for examination by Jus
tire Koch in the EsseN Market Police Court to-day
on n charge NJ grand larceny. Mrs. Nellie Samilo-
witch. of 29s DrOome street, was the complainant.
Shc accused him ~ stealing two watches, two
rings. a diamond ring and t7 In money. He is a
friend II hers and had gone into the nat through
the firc-escape To open the door for her. she hay-
ing lost the key.
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Accused OF Stealing Lead Pine.

Policeman THROWN. OF the Prince street station.
had William roindcGter, a coloTcd laborer. Of 49,
West Thirty-ninth street, rcmand"d at Jefferson
Market Police Court to-day on a charge Of steal
Ing sixty pounds OF lead pipe he was carrying
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FOR BREACH OF PROMISE.
iBessic LicfschiE Wants $4,000
from Perchnnsky.

Hyman ~Penchansky, a tailor, has been
lodged in Ludlow Street Jail in default
of $500 bail in an action for breach of
promise brought by Bessie Liefschiz.
'ne warrant was issued by chief Justice
Ehrlich. of the City Court.
In her complaint the plaintiff alleges
that she mat the defendant on Nov. Is,
1880. and that upon the promise OF mar
riage she accompanied him to u hotel.
She asks SlO.OOO damages.
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Tho Sunday Worlds faster Num-
ber-next sunday. Don't fall 10 gel
IL. IL will be splendidiy illustrated
and full or striking features and
have an illuminated cover.
The evening world., 1894-03-13
WAR ON CHANCE DEVICES.
Gambling "Coin-in-the-SIOt" Mn
chimes 20 he Suppressed.

chimes 20 lie Suppressed.
The Brooklyn police nave begun a war
the various petty gambling ma
chimes, and within a few days, 1t is said,
the coin-in-the-slot cohtrivances will
disappear. Automatic dice boxes and
other similar devices have become very
common in cigar stores and saloons.
Police Capt. James Campbell, of the
Adams street station, yesterday in
his detectives to learn where
the machines were being operated and
to notify the proprietors of the places
where they were kept that they would
he arrested IL they did not remove them.
Some saloon-keepers refused to comply
with the order.
Supt. Campbell says that police n p
tains throughout the city will be directed
to make a report of the location of
these machines. and, after consulting
with the counsel of the Board. efforts
will be made, IL possible, to stamp out
the nuisance.
The evening world., 1894-03-13
SHOT A PAWNBROKER.
Nathan and S~pnrenberE Won't Say
What They Q%uarrelled About.

Louis Nathan. of 20 Bayard street, a
printer. and Edward ]. Sparenberg, o
Ipawnbroker. of 46 Cana street. quar-
Irelled last night at Delaney and For
byth streets. Nathan drew a revolver
and shot ,Sparenberg In the left arm. A
crowd collected, among them being a
bridge street station. An ambulance was
called and the surgeon dressed the in
jured arm.
When taken to the station-house
neither would assign any reason for the
quarrel. Nathan denied having shot
n also denied having had a
revolver. None was found on his per-
son. Nathan was locked up and sparen-
IDENTIFY been drinking heavily.
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Beat n saIoon-Keeper.

AAr'n Twedt, a Swedish sailor. OF 1873 Cherry
suse'' was held for trial on a charge Of assault
~ Justice Koch In Essex Market Police Court
sslaaass' Iwedt was drunk last night. and when
Zaooh-h Keeper Alfred Lendgrew, Of iss Cherry
rscsls. demanded paynent for the drinks he had
SssN~i TIE sailor f.lied him TO the Door and
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Robbed While shopping.

Mrs, Eliza Whitcher, OF 2Seis Grove street, Jer.
Sey city. reported To the nrooklyu police this
morning that white She was shopping In lOese, =
dry roo Ia store. brooklyn. yesterday afternoon
she was robbed Of a gold watch valued at $3.50.
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FOR HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
johnson Says lie WINS Attacked On
His Doorstep.

Justice O'Donnell in Jersey City this
morning held for the action OF the Grand
Jury Adolph Clark. of SO York street.
that city. and Clarence Sanderson. OF
the steamship Alaska. charged with as
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THOSE QUEER BUNKERS.

che osyg
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The Sunday Worlds
Easter Number - next
Sunday. Don't fail to
get it. 1T will be splen-
didly illustrated and
full of striking features
and have an Illuminated
cover.
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CARRAHER K MEACHAN
No. ia Cherry st.

Advertisements Under the asaf Of Lost. Founf
Fer sale. for hsns and -sinstloss " snfsd VII es
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SOCIETY NOTICES.
4 HrAEA I0rax. No n. " AND A. "
- stated meetings second ard soarth Mondays
~ eaeas mpath. - ". EAkN W n
A -. Nsnfss sec
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-01-09
Muscle and vigor-A Dtrerenco

Many muscular men succumb to IA
tigues borne with ease by persons far
.nelr interiors in physical strength
Muscle N does not imply vigor. In fact,
II is not difficult of proof that athletes
90 not live as Ions nor enjoy as good
health as the average individual who
is vigorous-that is to say, whose di.
gestlon and sleep are unimpaired.
whose nerves are tranquil, and who
mas no organic tendency of disease,
These requisites of vigor are confer
req re- upon those inherently weak, no less
lhan upon those debilitated through
wasting disease, by a thorough. persis-
tent course of Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters, the leading national tonic, indoors
eo ana recommended by physicians of
eminence. 1t will not endow Won with
the muscle of a Corbett, but it will
i muse energy into your system, and
Torrance of its functions. 1t averts
and cures malarial, rheumatic and
kidney complaints and overcomes dys-
pepsia, constipation, liver trouble and
nervousness
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-01-09
A Curious Trick with Billiard Balls.

People who play billiards, as well
as those who don't know the least
thing about the game, are curious as
to what can be done on the table, and
often mystified. l was fooling with
the balls here at the Southern the
other evening, and before [ knew it
had quite an audience. 1 don't re-
member to have seen the performance
before, though I know it is not origi-
nal with me, and do not understand
the philosophy of it. You can go to a
pool table yourself and try it, as there
is no trick about it. Take a half dozen
balls OF. the full fifteen of the set.
as you please, line them up solidly
against the cushion, take one ball in
your hand, held against the cushion,
and push it aginst the balls still in
line. You will find that but one ball
will leave the other end of the line
and go in the pocket Now take two
balls and follow the same operation.
Two balls will lave the other end of
the line and go in the pocket Now
take three, and three balls will leave
the other end of the line Go still
further, take three in each hand
held closely together, and six balls
will go into the pocket. You may push
the balls as hard as you please, but
you can't move agreater number than
you push. There's something about it
can't understand, and I've never seen
billiard player who could.-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
From 1910 to 1848 British men-of-war
captured 625 slave ships and released
S8, 033 slaves, who were set at liberty.
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YEARS OF SILENCE.
Indiana Woman Rendered Speech
less by Terror Regains Her Voice.

less by Terror Regains Her Voice.
In Pine township north of valpar-
also, Ind, lives George Kuertl, a we'll
to-do farmer, his wife and a. single. son.
The elder Kuertl is man of nearly 70
and exceptionally intelligent and well
informed. He is today nearly insane
with JOY over an event which has
marked with new light the glad holt
day season. Twenty-three years ago
his brother-in-law, who has long been
Ia member OF his family, started for
New York, where he intended to visit
|other relatives over Christmas. En-
route he was killed in the wrecking
OF the passenger train on which he was
a passenger. The night of his death.
Mr.. kuertl awoke much excited and
Mrs. Kuertl awoke much excited and
declared to her husband that her
brother had appeared to her in a
dream, bleeding and CHASTITY, and told
her of his death by an accident. She
believed that the omen was a super
natural one, and when the sad news
arrived to confirm her fear, she was
utterly Frustrated
At the end of a month she grew
strong enough to go about her duties
but the power of speech had been lost
and, beyond inardculate murmurings
she has never since been able to talk
although her health in other respects
was good. Last night Mr. Kuertl was
awakened by a scream from his wife
and was astonished to hear her call
his name. The gift SO suddenly taken
from her had, after many years. been
suddenly returned. Today she talks
as usual, although she has no con-
troll over her voice. its pitch or com
pass. The family is overjoyed, and
the neighbors and family physician are
unable to find a reason for the almost
miraculous Chicago Trib-
une
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in Lawrence looking for work, and he
resembled me so strongly that the.
thought of using him to aid me in a,
scheme for making money came into
my mind. 1 talked with three other
parties about it, and they suggested
insurance, saying it would be safe;
that I could pass through the Indian
country, and he might be hurt in a
/ quarrel with the Indians and the evil
{ dence could then be easily fixed up.
1 did not at that time dream Of"
He hesitated a moment, and then said
murder. 1 did not think the others
did, but 1 now believe, and have for
years, that they meant murder all the
j, time [ suggested starting out with
him and losing him in hopes that he
might perish, but they raised the diff
Guilty that his body would not be
found, and that if it were it would be
so mutilated by wild animals that it
could not be identified. Walters death
was settled upon in the minds of all;
the only difference was as to the man
ner it should be brought about
We decided to let the matter rest
until 1
SECURED MY INSURANCE.
We selected the New York Life and
the Connecticut Mutual because they
had always paid all losses upon proof
of death, and there had never been
troublesome lawsuits that caused I'M
pleasant and unsafe inquiries to be
made. I took $4,000 in each, the mon
ey for the premium being given me by
one Of my advisers, as I did not have
over $50 to my name. It was agreed
that we would divide equally, they to
pay all expenses, and that l should
nave my half inside of a year
You know the result l have lost
health and peace of mind, and poor,
confiding Fred Walters, whom 1 now
envy, rests beneath stone bearing
my name shall remain buried here
until just before the trial. 1 only ask
OF you to keep silent as to such por-
ions Of our talk as 1 have specified.
Inc rest you may do with as you
please"
The old mans story was done. and
Tor more than half an hour he sat with
mead down, gazing in the dying en-
oers, so resembling his life. He then
gave long sigh, showing that his
thoughts had been upon the past. and
looking up, said: 81 am glad YOU
came, and glad that 1 have talked with
you. Will say no more until [ stand
DIT the par OF justice. and it will be but
d snort time until stand at the bar of
God. Whatever becomes of me. prom
Use me that my little Mary shall not
know what her father has been. and
promise me that she shall not suffer
have been fortunate the last few
weeks, and will be able to leave enough
Tor her simple wants until she has a
home of her own
The old mans eyes filled with tears
as ne talked of his child and his voice
trempied. He hastily went to his cot
ana threw himself upon it, and for
more IMAM an hour could be heard the
asoIiizi ing sobs of strong yet broken
through compulsion, but of his own
Tree VIII. He can make PREPARATION for
me conspiracy, but none for the muir
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Mrs. Lamont as Social Leader.

Mrs. Daniel S. Lamont was among
the most liberal purchasers of gift OBJ
jects during the season which ended
personally in every instance, for she
remains pretty constantly at the cap
ital, but what she did buy had an ad-
ditional interest from the fact that
some of her gifts were for the presi-
dents family. Mrs. Lamont is dis
eliminating book buyer, besides being
an excellent judge of bric-a-brac and
jewelry. Among the objects purchased
have been silver-faced clocks, chate-
laine watches and many copies in edi-
tons de luxe of standard books This
would seem to indicate prodigality in
the distribution of gifts to friends
Mrs Lamont continues to be the
social leader of the cabinet, so far as
New York society is concerned. If the
lady were at all ambitious in that line
she could easily outstrip most of her
sex in the race for triumphs of the
great world, for the most exclusive
however, seem to be in the direction of
domesticity. The question of prece-
dence, so far as it affects the social
recognition Of women whose husbands
hold political place, is becoming a
vexed one in New York. This is owing
to the steady return to public life of
scions of New York's old families. The
tony fellers,' as a Tammany heller
expresses it. want de ert in politics
now" Hence there have been revivals
of such moot points as: When the
governors wife is in the room with a
cabinet members wife, who has pre-
cedence?" etc.
Mrs. Lamont has never failed to
solve all social enigmas in happy way.
New York Commercial Advertiser.
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ever 500 PAREs, $50 ILLUSTRATORS
handsomely Bound In stiG Paper
Covers.
LAUGH AND GROW FAT.
BILL NYE,s REMARKS:

author, most profusely illustrated. with oTei
zoo pages. II is the funniest book ever pub
fshec. Bill Nye needs no introduction. The
mention OF the book is enough:
BILL NYE'S REMARKS:
II have passed through an earthquake and
m Indian outbreak. but would rather ride an
earthquake without saddle OF bride, than TO bs.
stride a successful broIcho eruption"
age brings caution and lot OF shop-worn
experience, purchased at the highest market
price. Time brings vain regrets and wisdom
teeth that can be left IN glass OF water oT5r-
night"
TOO much of our hotel food tastes like tbs
second day OF January. or the fifth day OF July.
That's the whole thing in few words, aud IN
less the good hotels are nearer together. ne
shall have to multiply our cemete faCillties :"
PRESS NOTICES:
when Bill Nye turns himself loose for fun
the laughing belts OF readers should be tight
ened to prevent accidents "-InfsT- Oesdn.
Chicago.
'.Bill Nye always interests md his genial.
pig hearted sunny nature shines through every
line in his book.''-P utsburg Press.
I'VE believe that Bill Nye Is the brightest
hulnorist OF the day No chance in the English
language can ever do away with his fun. He Is
public benefactor; one OF the greatest men Of
dis age. We shudder to think what will be-
come Of US when pc is gone. Msy fate stay tho
PhtlddetpIl- Press.