The morning call., 1894-10-30

all right" is wonderful process 10 its
way. SDrinters. football-players. fighters
and wSestlers have their days doings re-
corded for the editicati0n Of the sporting
world, and why not his Honor Jim Camp
bell. the all-round jurist and exponent of
gymuastic justice?
Berkeley 10 longer claims the honor Of
his residence. 30 that Joe Kings New
Western Hotel is made the headquarters
for the Oregon wonder. He is as interest
ing as a room full of smoke. and in conse-
Quence is an honored guest. The hour of
in the morning sees him dallying with
the seductive but withal inspiring cock
tail. The number of trainers present In
large measure decides the number OF
drinks to be disposed of; but it must be
said that his Honor jim CaEpbell does
not believe in allowing his elghi-kara1
brain to be flooded with red liquor. de
prefers to accumulate cigars for his euro
museum. But his trainers make up fully
for what he overlooks in the way oil eye
openers.
After breakfast comes the trying ordeal
of the day. Police Court must be caileu
to order, and the second Solomon Is
obliged TO deal out law and justice III large
chunks.
Say. Gully" says his Honor, leaning
over the bench, to his clerk. "whats 'he
Southern Pacific Juggernaut look likeF l
want to ring it in on speech before the
'Dago' colony tonight"
He notes the reply, and the docket Is
called at a sixty-mile-an-hour gait. his
trainers object TO having him WORK more
than half day with the long contest so
close at hand, and their wishes must De re-
spected. Here is a sample OF the 1ustlce
| dealt out in Police Court l when tue noon
hopr is close at hand:
ST want to chew" says his Honor In an
! undertone. "Call the next case, quick"
Luigi Toro. charged with battery"
! The complaining witness. William
| Walker, takes the stand and proceeds to
| explain how he had been badly beaten and
kicked by SeDor TorO.
! "It's wcnder you chaps can't be
| friends" exclsims his Honor, with sud-
! den start. Walker. come over here and
shake hands with Toro and let it go at
! that. Case dismissed"
| Walker glares at the man who had used
his head for football. but he extends his
hand "gingerly." and by the decree of the
wise court the men are declared friends,
| and his Honor. Jim Campbell, is ready for
the next.
"This young man aimed a blow at a
Chnaman." announces the prosecuting
attorney, "out he missed him and broke a
pane of glass, and be is charged with ma
iciOus mischief"
'Ob, this makes me tired" said his
Honor, in his favorite undertone, a accom-.
panied with yawn. AHMED at a China
man and broke a window? Nothing ma
liciOus about that. Purely accidental. Case
dismissed. Court adjourned till Monday
| morning"
Then his Honor goes to ''chew" and hi:
trainers prepare for tie aftern oon's work
Draw poker is excellent exercise for
| candidate for Police Judge, and Campbell
! enjoys 1t LARGELY. There is a ccZy little re
treat on Dunbar alley, IN the rear Of tht
old City Hall, and it is here he INDUCES il
the preliminary work of the afternoon
Should he be feeling particularly strong h
will sprint as far as king McManus' re
sort, on Third street, aud there mingl
with genial kindred spirits around th'
green-coVered table, amid the clicking o
ivory chips and the admiriDg gances o
those who marvel that one small head cal
carry all he says he knows.
But be broke the slate. and is in sd,
A saunter to Fat Jack O'Connor's sym