The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1894-10-04
Let Us All laugh.


match. Richmond Dispatch.
WHAT has become OF the old.hI
ioned church member who wouI
go TO a clrcus?-Atchison Globe
THIS is the season when a c,
date rushes up to you and "axes'
with a scent cigar. -Atchison Gl
ScREECH-What part of
Screech's music do you like
Wilson-The refrain. Harlem h
SOME men ought to be ashams
themselves, but they never han
to think about it.-Galveston N
HAVING a steady" keeps a gl.|
home as close at home evenings !
she was married and had a b
Atchison Globe.
WE don't believe a long.hi|
man knows anything more Al
medicine than a short haired ma
Atchison Globe.
THERE are some young fellows
feel like going out for lark |
taking a few swallows at va-|
places. -Picayune.
IT wouldn't be so bad when
mosquito presented his bill Il
didn't gn the receipt in such
ink.-Florida Times.
WHILE never very much for Il
at this late day the car horse hs|
gun going as fast as the url
comes.-philadelphia Times
-"THE present only is ours
the preacher. THIS fact is OF
moment that 1t is we'll to maj
minute OF 1t. -Arkansaw Traye}
LITTLE ETHEL-"Papa say|
doggie has fieas. What shall II
Little Johnny-"Whenever yij
call take him to them TO pet. Il
News.
YoUNG men must relieve u
selves OF the impression that
cannot be on time without a u
liant and a $3.50 watch. -Galv|
News.
"IT's all up with me-" groaned|
lite, as he sank on the eighth 4
way, endeavoring to reach hi;|
after a hard days labor. M
Courier,
1T is quite natural that the .
In seashore companies should
take for applause the noise ma|
people killing mosquitoes. Phil
phia Record.
AS A soldier-aghtcr the MonI
mayn't be much, but for an ind
Of sound beating he should be
giving it to a dinner gong. Il
delphia Times.
ADMIT ER-Where did you gI
this wonderful strength? In
Strong Mani was a carver
boarding house for three ye1
Syracuse Post.
a BILL taking alcohol used 4
arts of the free list has passed
puts a plain whisky and the
elaborate cocktail on all fours.
adelphia Ledger.
CUsToMER-"Do you warrant
bathing suit?" Modiste-"Ma1
i prefer to say nothing except
when it is worn it will show u
in it?"-Detroit Tribune.
ONE of the religious weekliea
its readers how to make an
harp, but it doesn't tell then
they can appease the neighbors
wards. -Somervillc Journal.
CHINA offers a reward Of 200
for the head Of Jap officer al
for the head OF a private. ltsI
OF heads they lose, taels the othI
low wins. philadelphia Ledge
HELEN-Why did they all Lao
young Dudley last evening? N
Why, he held Miss Dollie's hid
long on his shoulder that h9
her hat home by mistake. -Jud
FRANK-"It makes me mad
my wife so dead gone on that 4
a McFlurter. Dick-"Oh, be
table. She used TO think d
much of you. boston Transc1
ToPsY-Mamma, ought | tob n
to the cat? Mamma-CertaiulI
child. Why do you ask? T1
Because I've given it all the 4
and there's none for tea.
SPEAKER Qn the hen conyel
-"There are now three measu1
fore the house to increase the
on eggs" Mrs. Biddy-~W1
move we lay 'em on the tai
"SoME men," said Uncle Ebd
so soured on human nature dat
er frien' returns borrowed "
dey thinks IL am reflection
umbrellas quality "--WashingtOr|
MAUDE-"Oh, he wrote me q
ly poem. 1t began:
, When you would know why men go1
I Go gaze into your mirror
Bertha--"What bosh! You're
ugly as all that. ."-Pearson's VI
ANY, remember your friend
married Mr.. Nicotine so as 10 !,
I him. He was such an inten|
1 smoker. How did she succeed
l Perfectly. He gave up toba1
, tirely--and took TO drink. 4