The morning call., 1894-09-14

better look out. IL f"Honest John" gets con
troll OF their property they are likely 10 SEE
| nrst-morigage bonds of the road given away
with every suit Of clothes at the "main depot
| NlntD and Chestnut streets."-Cbicag0 Times.
1t will astonish no one to find that Secretary
| Carlisle has been serving the interest OF the
Sugar Trust. Mr.. Cleveland rather runs TO
that Kind of Cabinet officers. In Colonel
Lamont he has The amiable friend OF the
Dominion Coal Company. Iu ar. Olney ne has
the humble ana obedient servant Of the rail-
roads.-N. Y. Press.
September having come the advance guard OF
the summer girl has arrived at home and ID now
preparing for the equally attractive role OF the
winter girl. And yet some Philosophical
people would have US believe that death and
The tax-gatherer are the only things tnat nave
ali seasons for their own.-Pniladelphia ln-
quirer.
one thousand Chinese are reported 10 nave
perlshed at Canton while endeavoring to escape
from the flames that were consuming foti!la
of some hundreds of flower boats. Chinese
tragedies are as remarkable for their unique
ness as for the number of their victims.-New
York Mail and Express.
Andrew Carnegie tells English wOrkmen that
"a man can buy more comforts In the United
States for SO than he can In England" This
lie doubtless thinks is another reason why
American workmen should willingly accept
English wages.-CDicago Inter Ocean.
=Does Secretary Herbert intend 10 be as lenlent
toward the Carnegie Company for its criminal
frauds IN armoT-plates as Attorney General
Olney is 10 the lawdefying trusts? This is not
what the country had right TO expect from
Mr.. Hubert.-New York World.
"Breckinrdge aud brains" is a phrase Of
pleasing sound, but The people OF the Ashland
district will find that little less OF Breckin-
ridge at The risk Of little less Of brains would
be good advertising for them.-St. Louis Re-
public.
The mosquitoes at BuZZard's Bay are said to
be lawful" but The President goes there with
ioughened hide and buZZlng In his ears
that make such tritiing pests Il matter OF little
consequence TO him.-ST. Louis Star Sayings.
II J. Sterling Morton Is candidate for the
Senate IL Is likely that he has come upon supe-
l0r quality OF hayseed in the course of his agri-
cultural studies, and will avail bimselt OF It in
the campaign.-St Louis Post Dispatch.
A story writer speaks Of ''the hollow sounu of
ghostly laughter" This must be the kind of
laughter found 10 reports Of speeches IN the
Congressional Record. d..St. Louis Globe Demo
crat.
Mosquitoes are not as plentiful as usual this
year. Gut the activity OF those that have been
spared 10 the community seems 10 be fully up
TO The usual high standard.-Cnieago Tribune.
The farmers of this State along the Canadian
line are htT hard IN the new tariff. 1u NOyem-
Der they will have chance 10 square the ac.
count.-New York Recorder.
There may be some slight restrictions on
coal, iron. sugar and barbeG-w wire fence, but
Anarchists Will continue 10 come in free, as
Washington Star.
An advantage OF boomers for the bicycle
girl is that as Kind OF pantaloOns they don't
bag at The knees more Than anywhere else.-
Philadelphia Times.
The President receives no callers at Gray
Gables. He evidently wishes it understood
that his political Woe is strictly private affair
New York Tribune.
Consolation prizes: Resolutions iudorsing
the National admuistI alton. adopted by Demo-
cratic State aud Congress conventlons.-New
York Sun.
Some politicians don't realize how little noise
they are making until they Withdraw in the
interest OF harmoDy.-DetrOit New Tribune.
The Sioux City Journal apty describes the
Democratic party as the Russian thistle OF
American pOlltics.-Detroit journal.