The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1894-09-29
THE ROBARE CAB.

1t is not necessary for us to in
troduce ourselves as the CAB pro-
claimed the news and other stuff
throughout the entire land for a
period of three years. We sorter
fell In the soup-or Blub Uberson
did--and where he goes the CAB
generally follows. We don't know
as things look any brighter than
they did when we fell, but necessity
being the mother of vention the
father must get out and rustic for
the kids. AS the process by which
the CAB is slapped together is
patented, and which cost Blub a
COB of money, we are forced to
grind out some more CABS in order
to, to-er. Well we don't wish to
tip our hand, and you fish know
what we mean any way. The CAB
will be all same as ever, devoted to
art and artists, religion, farming
and other things.
SOMETHING CONCERNING PoLITICs.
There are times when it seems
most necessary for even brass
monkey, with dough head, to pay
some attention to politics. The
CAB, as is well known, refrains
from chipping in where fools have
no hesitation in trading, but we
feel sorter like moralizing a bit.
We consider that monkeying with
politics is poor business. In these
days of bosses, pulls aud cut throat
rackets, in these times of dog eat
dog, when good men who have fol-
lowed their party when twas but a
faint hope, have been dubbed and
dubbed and dubbed, and stood up
and dubbed again. Why it sorter
behovcs a man then to look around
and see where he is at, as it were.
He begins to look into the merits
of some opposite party. He has
heard for years that they are con-
spring to down everything and
everybody. He has been told a
hundred times that they are ras-
Gals Of the worst type, ETC., ETC.,
but now he is goiag to see for him
self and hunt for the good side
He seems to find what he want is
and joins forces. 1t isn't long be-
fore he goes through the same kind
of a racket as he did before, end he
looks around again and eventually
goes through the long list of par
ties and at last lands in the arms
of his long lost love OF the beginning,
he says. Their principle is all
right, but ding me if l like this
here clubbing racket. l guess now
I'll stay at home and let 'em rip
Now that is just what he ought tc
have done in the first place. No
man has any business in politics
unless he is prepared to take a
clubbing, and then be able to fight
back and give it right back to them
in their own coin. A man who fights
back in politics is generally called
q sorehead by those whom he is
fighting, but we'd rather be two
soreheads than chump any day
hadn't youe Why, of course.
WE feel that we owe it to the
public to again take up with the
"Sir William Cox series, also tt
continue with Horace Greedy Har
mon and his inventions. From
time to time our readers may lool
for something startling from either
source. When in Choteau Aug. 2;
we were shown by Horace, an ou
line of his latest inven ton. 1t is /;
phlitical machine. Horace, sine.
then we have reflected considera
BILE over your invention, and W,
now say that we think you are jus
loseing time, but if you can bea
the one now in use there, go to i
old boy, go to it, and may heavel
help you if you succeed.
Great Falls is Dragging abou
her being a no Cbinaman town
There are no Cinnamon in Robare
We publish again, By request
that charming little ditty:
Only quart of whiskey,
Only one good, long pull,
Only another just like it
And Sir William Cox is full.
: We will next week publish tn
, first chapters ef charming stor
by Blub Uberson entitled, W
got it in the neck, or the man wit
au iron gall.