The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-11-04
Qete 70
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| 1t has been aScertained that microbes
roost on paper currency in swarms. Two
| Cuban doctors have been inveStiga ting,
| and on two bills that they selected from
| the Bank of Spain, they found 1900 of
the internal little breeders of disease and
death. Then they commenced expert
nenting on animal life, by injecting them
into rats and guinea pigs, and in almost
every instance the subject died in less
| than twenty-four hours. The disease
was peritonitis and congestion of the
| kidneys and liver. American doctors
have also experimental, and they de-
| clare that there is not an old bill In cir
culation but that is breeding bacteria
| of some kind. And yet people will go on
in their mad race for wealth!
Every newspaper man has, at some
| time in his business experience, met the
man who now takes more papers than
| he can read, says an exchange. He was
! for an almanac, wiped his nose on an
| awning, tried to blow out an electric
| light at hotel, failed to light his cigar
on it,, put nickel in the slot at the
appear, wanted to lick the cashier of the
bank because it closed at 4 o'clock, and
watched the sign over one of the jew
elry stores, waiting for 1t to strike.
! Not lightly, but in full seriousness, the
Emmett Index, in advocating the claims
of certain candidate, says: But to our
| certain knowledge. fol. the past year, he
has never been intoxicated to such an
extent that he was incapable of attend
ing to business, and in a manner SUI
Der. There is not a man in this section
who will not admit that Mr.. Witt is
one of the best qualified men for the
office of commissioner in the county, If
hQ xpil nyo1xy lie har
When people used to say that Frank
Cannon was only editor. Of the Ogden
Standard in name, and that his brother
his, friends resented it. But since, a
Standard office. during the time Can
mons name stood at the head of the
editorial page of that paper, Mr.. Can
mons friends are saying that he was
editor in name only.--Logan Journal.
Men may come and men. may go, but
the hatpin will stay with the memory
Of frankie forever.
There was most amusing incident at
Mill Creek the other evening, when GER
tain Republicans endeavOred to impress
upon the good people of that section,
some of the alleged reasons why they
in a semi-circles on the stage was that
mammoth aggregation of manly beauty
the candidates for the various offices
in Salt Lake county. Each of the can
didates had said his little piece except
Harry Sheridan Josephs, who is DESTROYS
of becoming county surveyor.
The welkin rang with cries of 30
SephS." He arose and said:
Ladies and gentlemen want to say
to you that vote for the Democratic
candidates means overalls and potatoes;
but a vote for the Republican candi-
dates means broadcloth and ice credm.'
That was all.
The idea of the farmers of Mill Creek
following the pillow in broadcloth suits
and indulging in ice cream for luncheon
was too, too much.
viii Lynch was seen to smile; Spen-
GERS black beard wavered in the breeze,
and his hand stole up to his mouth;
Charley Stanton's collar button couldn't
stand the strain, and was heard to fall
and slowly roll away; Harvey Hardy's
Hal hap started the others, and in a
second the dignifled applicants for pub