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Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

student Of nervous diseases, and author
OF many noted treatises on the latter subject
statement, and his Restorative Nervine
Is prepared on that principle. Its success
In curing all diseases arising from derange-
ment of the nervous system is wonder
mails in possession of the company manufac-
turing the remedy amply prove.
DIR. Miles Restorative NePvine is reliable
remedy for all nervous diseases, such as
sleeplessness, dizziness hysteria, sexual de-
bll1ty, St. Vitus dance. epilepsy, etc. 1t Is
sold by all druggists on positive guarantee.
Elkhart, Ind, on receipt of price, 81 per bot
tie, six bottles for S., express prepaid.
Restorative Nervine positively contains no
opiates or dangerous drugs.
Sold by druggists everywhere. II
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

The CITY election will occur on May
l. All persons who expect to vote must
register before April Is.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24
Proclamation Of Reward.

TERRITORY OF ARIZONA, !
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT
To whom it may concern:
Whereas, by an Act of the Seventeenth Legis.
lative Assembly, approved February 9th, 1898,
the Governor of this Territory is authorized to
offer reward of five thousand dollars for the
capture, dead or alive, of the Apache renegade,
outlaw and murderer, known and designated
as the "Kid.'
Now, therefore, 1, Louis C. Hughes, Governor
of the Territory of Arizona, by virtue of the
power and authority in me vested. in order to
carry out the purposes of said Act, do hereby
offer reward of five thousand dollars for the
capture, dead or alive, of the above named
Apache Indian, said reward to be paid upon
satisfactory proof being filed with the proper
authorities that the said Indian has been cap.
tured or killed
In witness whereof, 1 have hereunto set my
hand and caused the Great Seal of the Territory
to be affixed. Done at Phoenix, the Capital,
this seventeenth day of February, A. D., 1894.
[Seall By the Governor, L. C. HUGHES.
CHAs. M. BRUCE, Secretary Of the Territory.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24
PHOTOGRAPHER.
Powerful Sunlight

Will not prevent our taking
a perfect picture. Our Paris
Panels. and everything in adj
vanced photography. Not
necessary to engage sittings
in advance at the new gallery
of FLY, THE PIONEER
PHOTOGRAPHER,
Washington St., Opposite
Gar diner Block.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

cut. The little
white lines a re
the nerves which
convey the nerve
for e from TIL Q
nerve centers to
every part of the
body, just as the
electric currents
conveyed along
t h @ telegraph
wires to ev cry
station, large or
small. Ordinary
physicians fail to
regard this fact;
instead of treat
ing the nerve CEN
tiers for the cause
Of the disorders
arising therefrom
they tire a t the
part affected.
Franklin Miles,
M. D., LII. B., the
highly celebrated
cnnoio1ic% ond
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

DAARON 4 CRENsHAW, Attorneys Al Law
~ Rooms ID and Is, Porter block, corner Cen.
ter and Washington streets, Phoenix, Ariz.
J. w. CRENsHAw j. NJ UAMRoN
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24
SURROUNDED BY MYSTERY
a Great Mistake.

A recent discovery is that headache,
dizziness, dullness, confusion OF the mind,
etc, are due to arrangement of the nerve
centers which supply the brain with nerve
force; that indigestion, dyspepsia, neuralgia,
wind in stomach, etc., arise from the derange-
ment of the nerve centers supplying these Or
gans with nerve fluid or force. This is likewise
true of many diseases of the heart and lungs.
The nerve system is like telegraph system,
as will be-. seen by the accompanying
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

ENOR SALE-One 81 BAN wagon fifth chain
l. and stretchers complete and two sets of
harness, all as good as new. Will be sold at
sacrifice. Also three work horses at bargain.
Address q. H. W. this office,
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

"ANTED-Two unfinished or partly 1ur-
w nished rooms within three blocks of
Washington and Center streets. Address P. o.
Box 344
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

LNTCH q CAMPBELL, ATTORNEYS AT
Il Law. Over National Bank of Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24
W anted-TO Ren

N|ANTED-YOung man wants furnished
w room, with or without board, in good
location, terms must be reasonable Give par
hculars Address G. B. this office.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

WILL SACRIFICE an eIegantupright piano
w for cash. Address Bargain, care REPUB-
LICAN.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24
For sale-Mfscellaneous.

ENOR SALE at very low price, fine, large
l. gold scales at F. G. Went wortbs fruit and
grocery, I'll Washington St., two doors east of
Handbook & Schorr's furniture store
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

LNOR SALE-Two desirable residence lots
Il nicely located and convenient to business
at sacrifice. Must have money. Address box
491, Phoenix, Ariz
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24

LNOR sALE-The best bargain in real estate
- ever offered in Phoenix, E. G., care Candy
Kitchen.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24
Physicians.

nR. D. NJ. PURMAN-Office, rooms IS and
~ 1879, Fleming block Office hours, to IL
a. m, 2 to 4 p m.
Arizona republican., 1894-02-24
Pensions.

DHEN1X LODGE NO. 5, A. O. U. W. meets
L in Monihon Block every Wednesday eve
ming. NJ. W., B. A. Fickas; Recorder, J. D.
James,
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
TYPICAL TURK"
A Handsome Kentuckian and Ex-Confed.
crate Officer.

At recent private banquet in Wash
ington gentleman related an amusing
occurrence, in which he had been one
of the actors. 1t took place in Turkey
just before the Russian war of 1877
This gentleman and another American
interested themselves as they travelled
in studying the various oriental types
which were encountered along the way,
says the Youths Companion.
Their interest in minor types vanished
before magnificent specimen of the
Turkish army officer who entered the
train one day.
He was dressed in the fullest and
most superb of Turkish uniforms, with
red fez on his dark head and abundance
of gold lace on his coat. Great spurs
glittered on his boots. He was accom-
panied to the train by several orderlies
and servants, who placed his luggage
in the compartment which the twc
Americans occupied.
He had straight, black hair and mus
tache and his skin was almost of the
color of bronze. AS he climbed into
the compartment he apologized in gooo
French to the Americans for disturbing
them. They responded as best they
could in the same language, insisting
| that they were not Inconvenience.
Presently the Turk lighted cigarette
and settled back easily in his seat. The
Americans fell to talking aloud in Eng
lish about their companion.
Typical specimen of the Turk tina
fellow is, said one of them.
Rather, and yet there is something
about him that is not just like the
| Turks" answered the other.
Possibly. just note that hard anG
cruel expression about the mouth ant
| chin"
eyes. He's a terror probably, anC
yet 1 don't believe he's a Turk. HI
must be some other sort of oriental
Circassian perhaps"
'rd like to know just where the fel
low was born"
80 should l."
The Turkish officer, whose face haC
worn an expression of stolid unconcerl
all through this dialogue, here took hi
cigarette from between his lips anC
turned to the Americans with smile.
Gentlemen, he said, Il have no oh
lection to gratifying your curiosity a
to my native place. | was born a
Louisville, KY"
The astonished Americans were pro
fuse in their apologies, which were &C
cepted with the best good-nature. !
turned out that the Turk" was one O
several confederate officers who afte
the close of the civil war mad accepted
service in the army of the khedive o
Egypt. This one had afterward lef
Egypt and taken an important rank il
the service of the sultan of Turkey.
Life in the open air in that part c
the world had lent dark tinge to th
swarthy skin, which is not unusua
among Kentuckians of good family
OF, indeed, among Americans gene1
ally.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
ONE QUESTION TOO MUCH.
How Congressman Bynum Lost a Case
Through observation-disclosures.

Representative Bynum, of Indiana, is
one of the best parliamentarians and
most successful lawyers in the house.
Before coming to congress he acquired
considerable prominence as criminal
lawyer, and was in great demand to de-
fend criminal prosecutions. In the
Washington Times he tells story on
himself to illustrate the fact that some
times an attorney can ask one question
too much. And this is the way he tells
it:
"a number of years ago, when a
young attorney, l was employed to de-
fend a man charged with mayhem in a
little town in southern Indiana" said
Mr.. Bynum, "and among the witnesses
for the defense was an odd character
named 10 Bates. When 10 came on
the stand and after the preliminary
questions asked him if he had seen the
fight in which my client was supposed
to have bitten a piece off the other
mans ear.
"'Oh, yaas, mister, replied 10, I seed
all of it.
"'How did you come to see it. JoP'
"Waal, tell you how twas. l had
heered good deal about Jim Haskins'
fitin'-as how he was a good man-and
I wanted to see as how he handled his
SELF
"'Did you see the fight to the end,
Jop'
"'Yaas. mister
"'Could you see both men all the
time?"
"'Oh, yaas, mister
"'Did you see Jim Haskins bite of
Bill Browns carp
"'Oh, no, mister
@'Did you see him try to bite Bill in
any way, or was the fight fair and with
out gouging and biting.
"'Yaas. the fite was fit fair and Jim
licked Bill without turnin' hair, and
I did not see Jim bite Bill in any way,
answered 10.
"'That will do, 10, said I, and just as
10 was leaving the witness chair-fo1
the prosecutor did not want to examine
him-an unlucky thought occurred to
me, and I told him to sit down and an
swer one more question.
"Jo,' said I, slowly, and in an i'm
pressive manner, did you see anything
during the fight, or Immediately after
it was over, that led you to think that
possibly Jim might have bitten off a
piece of Bills carp
"Waal, mister" replied 10, 1 didn't
see Jim bite Bill, nor would 1 tho't any
thing of it, only after the fte was over
Jim spit out piece of ear fore he could
take chaw terbaccer; but I don't
know whether it was Bills ear or not.
Mr.. Bynum says that he lost the case,
and that his experience with 10 taught
him to let well enough alone when ex-
amining witnesses.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
No Difference.

"If," said an old schoolmaster to q
visitor, certain pupils used half as much
ingenuity and application in finding out
facts as they do in finding out ways tc
be wrong and excuses for them they
would become excellent scholars.
There's Tinkins now, gazing out of the
window. He never cares to learn any
thing, but he is always ready with g
more or less ingenious blunder. Let's
try him.
"Tinkins!" exclaimed the teacher.
"Yes, sir"
Gather in your eyes and your wits
from the outer empyrean for moment
and tell us what is the difference between
the meaning of the word granite and
that of the word 'pomegranate?'"
mo difference, SIR"
Then why do we sometimes say
granite and sometimes 'pomegran
ate?'"
"When we are in a hurry, sir, we say
colloquially granite but if we have
plenty of time we take pains to say
'pomegranate.
"Let me compliment you on the in
genuity of your answer, Tinkins. Now
you NJ " 90 and look up the definition
of those two words in the unabridged anC
write down each definition for me ter
times. The class in rhetoric will return
to their seats. Youths Companion.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
Beneath His Dignity.

The church wardens of an English
village had placed an organ in their
little church and in the delight of their
hearts they told the archdeacon what
they had done at his next visitation.
He fell in with their enthusiasm and
advised them to have grand opening
at which DR.. Ca well-known musi-
cian-should be present.
The advice was eagerly taken. Pla-
cards were posted and the service was
advertised in the local papers. The
all-important day arrived and with it
DR.. c., who was at once shown up into
the singing ng-loft, where stood the instru-
ment in case brilliant with gilded
pipes known to the profession as ''dum-
mics.
But where is the keyboard?" in
quired the great man, who had already
been somewhat disconnected at the size
of the organ.
s'Oh," said the church warden, ''we
turn un round wi that there" pointin g
to the handle.
The amazement and indignation OF
DR.. c. were beyond words. He had
been invited to open hand-organ!
Over 200, 900 postal cards are usec
every day in the United States.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
UNDER AN EMPRESS UMBRELLA.
A Peasant Girl Made Happy by Kim
Action.

The Empress Elizabeth of Austria was
recently spending a few days at Lintz.
One morning she started for long
walk in the environs of the town, ac-
companied only by lady-in-waiting
Suddenly it began to raini but the En-
press opened her umbrella and con-
tinued on her way. Near the hamlet of
Windlingen she noticed little child
who had taken refuge from the storm
under the branches of great tree.
The Empress asked the little one few
questions about the neighborhood and
was about to continue her walk when
the child asked:
Dear madam, I beg you to take me
under your umbrella"
The request was granted and they
marched on toward the village the EN-
press asking the child about her FAM
lily, her duties at school, and the people
at the hamlet.
When the rain ceased the child, the
daughter of a peasant, bade her COM
panions farewell. The Empress, how
ever, made her present of the gold
handled umbrella that she might mot
get wet when it rained again.
"But, dear madame" remarked the
child, her eyes wide open with wonder,
you must be rich if you can buy new
umbrellai"
Her Majesty smiled and kissed the
girl goodby. A few days later she
took drive in the same neighborhood
and saw the child parading up and down
the village streets with her umbrella,
followed by her playmates. Her Maj
esty greeted her little friend and was
recognized by some of the older inhab-
itants of the village, who soon informed
the parents of the girl to whom the
present was due. The umbrella i:
now sacred relic in the peasant home
N. = Tribune.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
A Luxury.

One evening about o'clock in Mis-
souri, when the festive train robber was
not so rare there as he is now, a dust
covered traveller rode up to cabin on
the bank of small stream and accost-
ed the man of the place, who was out
in front chopping frewood to get sup
per with.
"Can I get something to eat here?"
asked the traveller.
'You can't git much, stranger; but
you can git what the rest Nv US gifts,
was the hospital reply.
Cat I get it quick?"
'Soon's the old woman cooks it; she's
at it now, and she sent me out here fer
more stove wood"
the traveller, "but before coming in ]
and there is a reward of 81, 900 on my
head"
"It's more'n I'd give, he said quiet.
ly.
The traveller laughed.
1t mightn't be if you knew who
was" he said.
"One of them train gents, I reckon.
replied the man at the woodpile as Sc
renely as if he entertained such angels
| as business.
you've guessed it."
II wuzn't guessing, stranger; know
ed. But git down and come in and
take a wash. I'll take care Nv yer hoss.
Don't say nothin' to the old woman,
though, bout who y'air, fer eff sht
knowed wuz indulgin' in this sort u0
thousand-dollar lugshury thar's nc
tellin' what nd happen; she's so almighty
pertickler bout some things. "-Detroi
| Free Press,
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
HERE IS A LESSON TO TlMID LOVERS.
If You Would Win Woman Propose
While Dancing with Her.


A certain ballroom belle tells how she
received an offer of marriage during the
dance:
My last proposal, she says, was from
a man at a ball. On his dress coat, as
he claimed me for waltz, was long
white thread. smilingly called his at
tention to it and took it off. My sister
saw me, and knowing things were in
that interesting condition when word
would precipitate matters, thought to
tease me by saying:
"Who is it that says if woman will
take the trouble to pick a thread from a
mans coat that man may have her for
askingP" She laughed gleefully at our
discontinue and foated away
The first time we stopped to promen-
ade my partner glanced down at me,
and there, caught in the flowers of my
gown, was this same long thread. He
bent down to take it off just as we came
to clearing among the dancers.
"What are you doing?' said.
"I'm picking thread off your coat,
he repeated, stepping in front of me.
"Will youP" 1 thought he meant would
I go on with the waltz. laid my hand
in his, and we glided into our places.
"Did you understand" he whispered.
Now it was bad enough to have to re.
fuse man on the sofa, but to have to
do it when you are in his very arms
when, while he tells you over and over
that he loves you, he can emphasize
with hand pressure without reproof
when every second you are impercepti
BILE being drawn closer and closer, unit
the wretched truth dawns upon you tha
the music and the dance are secondary
things, and that in reality you are being
hugged, actually hugged by man yor
are not going to marry-you must resis
the impulse to put both hands agains
him and push with all your might. Yor
simply get tired suddenly and are taker
to your chaperon, where at least you car
refuse him properly. = Sheffield Iete
| gr0ph.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17


Young Tutter-And that reminds me
of a story heard the other day.
Miss Pinkerly-Oh, how perfectly
charming! I always love to hear your
stories, Mr.. Tutter.
Tutter-This was about bride and
Miss Pinkerly-Wo you move your
chair away from the door? I can hear
you so much better. Every one is talk
ing so.
Enthusiastically. Well, they were
on their
Miss Pinkerly-Here comes Miss
Summit. Oh, Maude, am so delight
ed to see you. l was so afraid you
weren't coming. You know Mr.. Tut
ter, believe. He was just entertain
ing me with one of his most delightful
stories. Pray go on, Mr.. Tutter.
Tutter-Well, as I was saying
Miss Pinkerly-I wonder if she knows
Mr.. Panhandle. No; I know she
doesn't. I must introduce them. (Goes
and returns.) Really, you must par
don me, Mr.. Tutter. Pray go on,
please.
Tutter (gritting his teeth)-Oh, GER
tainly. Well, they were on their honey
moon and they came to a
Miss Pinkerly-Did you hear that,
Mr.. Tutter? That girl in the other
room says that Charlie Singerly is en-
gagged. Well, I never thought he
would be, and to Daisy Yellowgold,
too!
Tutter (politely)-Yes; it is rather
funny that he is. heard of it yester-
day.
Miss Pinkerly (reproachfully) y)-And
you.
Tutter-To tell the truth I never
thought of it.
Miss Pinkerly (still listening)-Tll
forgive you this time. But your story.
You mustn't forget that.
Tutter-Oh, no. Let's see. Oh, yes.
They came to tunnel and when the
train got through it
Girl in the Other Room-They say
she has had her trousseau ready for six
months. Just fancy!
Tutter-The groom turned to the
bride and said: "If had known that
was such long tunnel"
Girl in the Other Room-Do you
know what he saidp He said he could
have had any of us for the asking.
Wasn't that nasty of him?
Tutter-"I would have kissed you" +"
And she said
Miss Pinkerly Gin an undertone)-
Well, l never! Go on, Mr.. Tutter.
Tutter-And she said: "Why didn't
you kiss me, dearP" CA slight pause }
Miss Pinkerly-Oh-yes. How aw-
fully funny! And where did you say
they wereP-Tome Mason IN Truth
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
How Bridget Prepared Crabs.

Bridget, her Harlem mistress always
said, was willing" but she did not un-
derstand American cookery.
Her mistress sent home haH-dozen
live hard-shen crabs one day and had
left word that they were to be prepared
for dinner. When the lady entered the
kitchen on her return home she found
Bridget in tears and with her hands and
arms tied up. Two empty green crab
shells were on the table, three of the
crabs were mutilated and dead and the
last one Bridget was preparing to at
tack
"I've downed them ALL" exclaimed
Bridget, "but the last devil in the cor
ner and he's fighter"
what are you doing to themP" gasped
the mistress.
Cleaning them, ma'am. There's
two of them cleaned" pointing to the
empty shells.-M Y Herald.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
JUSTICE TOM GRADY.
He Surprises the Lawyer Who Was About
to Fire OF q Speech.

Police Justice Grady is one of the
gravest, if the youngest, magistrates in
New York city. He seldom relaxes his
dignity when he is on the bench, but he
could not refrain from doing so one day
when criminal lawyer, who is better
known in the YorkviIle police court
than the courthouse, appeared as coun-
sci for negro who was charged with
stealing two chickens.
The case was funny one, and Justice
Grady had to smile more than once as
it proceeded, but the lawyer did not see
any humor in it. At the conclusion of
the testimony he arose with great grav-
ity of demeanor, and with flourish of
his arms and voice exclaimed:
"Your honor, this is case that re-
quires-"
@Mr. Blank, are you going to make a
speech?" Justice Grady hastily inquired
You see the case is one of such grav-
ity-"
The Justice interrupted him:
"H you will permit me to suggest,
Mr.. Blank, that a speech is wholly un-
necessary the court will be obliged to
you"
"But, your honor, 1 feel that it is my
prerogative to speak" the lawyer cried.
"And my pleasure to hsten," said the
Justice "But in this case it is So"
81 know what your honor would say"
the lawyer broke in. "I will anticipate
you by craving your indulgence for
81 have no doubt but your address
will be a masterpiece of oratory," said
the justice.
Il will do my best" said the lawyer
humbly, but with ring of pleasure in
his voice.
| '1 am always fascinated by your
speeches, SIR" the justice went on.
Thank you; 1 am indeed deeply
grateful. But if your honor will hear
me in this matter you will confer a ia
uor upon my client"
q do not think so, said the justice.
do not think sol" the lawyer
shrieked, as his face paled. "Why,
| your honor cannot mean that"
II simply mean that will discharge
your client. He is free"
"Oh!" gasped the lawyer.
Justice Grady chuckled.
|
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
A Love Song.

was poor as the poorest, deal, and the world
lit passed me by;
But not that day when you came my way,
with the love-light in your eye,
Ali not that day when the fragrant May
bent over the world her sky!
was as lone as the loneliest, love, with never
dream of bliss;
But not that day when you passed my way
Nay! not that day, while my lips can say:
There was never joy like this!"
Dear it is something to know this 1ove-let
the skies be black or blue;
1t is something to know that you love me so
the tender; the sweet the truei
And my heart will beat for that love, my
sweet, till dream in the dust with you!
Frank L. Stanton.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
Better than Chamois.

Tramp Cat farm kitchen door,
Madam, do you happen to have a 81
bill about you that you could loan me
for few moments?
Mrs. Hay-No, haint!
Tramp-Very well, ma'am, any other
denomination will do as we'll. 1 wanted
to use it to clean my gold eyeglasses.
Opticians say"
Door bangs.-Judge.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17

He-If l am to interview your father
when 1 call Tomorrow night, dear.
dress suit?
She-No. ] think you would be
wiser to wear your football jacket
Clothier and FWqmEsher.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17

Jaspar-Women who are divinely tail
are usually vain of their beauty and
spend lot of money on clothes.
Jumpuppe-Yes they keep their hus-
bands profanely short. Truth.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
A Grim Visitor.

Minister Cat the bedside)-"My poor
friend, are you prepared for the coming
of the grim visitor?"
Dying Man-"No! no! /"
even now he is knocking at the door
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1894-10-17
A STORY.

AS 1t Is Sometimes Told at One of Miss
Pinkerly's Evenings.