The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-03-04


creation.
/ /, Iheere never was grandma half so good"
ne whispered while Ieslde her chair he stood
And laid his rosy cheek.
With manner very meek
Against her dear old face in loving mood.
- There never was a nicer grandma horn;
know some little BOY must e .oclOrn
Because they've none ike you;
wonder whatI do
without grandma S kisses night and morn :"
There never was a dearer grandma-thsre- -,
He kissed her and he smoothed her snow
white hairl
Then fixed her rufaed cap.
And nestled in her lap
While grandma, smiling, rocked her old arm,
chair
When I'm man, what lots to you I'll bring;
a morse and carriage and a watch and ring
All grandm Is are so DI~e.
dust here ne kissed her twice.
And grandm2s give boy most anything
Before his dear old grandma could reply.
MS boy Loo ed Up. and, with a roguiSh eve
men Whispered il her ear
That 20 oily might hear.
Say, GRANDMA have you any more mince
New Orleans Ptcayune.
A gossiper asks: DO you believe that
ladies who dye their hair think in their
inner woman that they deceive the male2
l don't l fancy that when thev hare
gone through the delicate task of changing
their luxuriant dark tresses into a mass
OF curly HaXen locks and have piled them
on the SUBMITS of their heads they gaze
into their mirrors and simply say to them
selves that they look very wicked: and,
as matter of fact, they do; especially
when they happen to have a rebellious up
per lip, streaked with some of those dark
lines OF masculine energy, which is one of
the characteristics of Andalusian beau
ties.
But is the male deceived by these
tricks of the toilets l think mott Why?
Because all men know my dear. laughing
SISTERS OF many TINS and shades of color,
at least those who have had tiny bit of
experience, that there are blondes with
dark eyes, but that never was a woman
born with golden or even fair hair &C
companied with eyebrows and Iashes that
were dark.
Il once asked q dear friend of mine
why she dyed. Why she exclaimed.
why, to make myself look fetching, of
course. A fair girl always gets more at
tentlon from man than a brunette You
never heard OF blonde dying herself
darkF' She had read a little, that pretty
naughty friend of mine, and she con
tlnued: Venus, Eve, the women, the
Ideal, IS not always represented with
golden hairl Do not the poets and song
sters chant the praise of the blonde?
Have we not had that chant ding-donged
into our aural organs from the time we
first managed to crawl out of the cradle?
Apart from that
George w. Childs once said to a girl
from the west, says the New York Times.
who went to him with letters and the
hope Of getting sufficient influence to do
something in the arabic field of Jour
palism
Little woman, if you can do something
go ahead and do it. The world is hungry
for something new. IL is an omnivorous
creature, but it wants a change, con-
stantly. Keep as quiet as you can Keep
out of mems way as much as you can, for
1t is trespassing to 90 on private prop
erty. Keep yourself in good health, good
spirits and good clothes. and don't try to
be a good fellow or one of the boys Save
half of your earnings Go to church. Be
agreeable but reserved. and if some hon
orable man offers you his name and his
protection, give it all up, marry him and
uevoLe your energies to hOmemaking.
The business world is no place for a
woman. 1t is rough place, and people
have to get rough to succeed in it.
know hundreds of gentlemen in business,
but they always seem to me like going
fishing IN q dress suit and white gloves.
fabrics are not intended for
rough and ready wear.
There is nothing in this weary world,
says the Atchison Globe, more unsa lis
factory and discouragiug than to give a
present that cost So that looks as if it
didn't cost more than 81.
1t is bad sign when a young husband
begins to go to see his folks without his
bride
You are getting too old to firt and
dance if you can take nap sitting up in
a chair.
When a man discovers that his wife be-
lieves everything he tells her, he tells her
things that are not true.
1t depends entirely upon how much she
has whether or not it EN- harnesses a wo-
man to have her back hair cut down.
1t doesn take more than three months
10 take away The triumphant air a young
married woman wears in the presence of
unmarried ones.
A married woman's description of an
deal man Is a picture of the kind she
didn't get.
We are willing to bet that the devil is
married man.
The trouble with people being religious
S that they are too conceited to imagine
hey have anything to repent Of
NO" admitted a man this morning,
my wife never tells me that she is fond
If me, but she always makes the kind of
lie l like best"
1t has been our experience that women
will forgive swearing and drinking
whisky quicker than chewing tobacco.
Some people get married becaus they
ire tired OF Ceing in love. So much less
$ expected of married people than OF
overs.
Low very seldom it is you hear Of a
woman giving a family dinner % which
Ter husband relatives are invited.
Have you noticed how baseless are the
yrieyances o. YOUR frien1sf y our griev-
noes have an equally ridiculous founda-
ion to your friends. We all make too
much OF our troubles
The most afectionate family we ever
new was composed of nine different
Members, and they lived in nine different
owns.
When man wants to marry a man her
ather opposes, she finds n champion ia
Ter mother. a mother will always OPP
,Ose her Judgment TO her husbands in a
ase of this kind.
When man is a little queer as a lover
.C is awIully queer as a married man.
an humble lover makes very dOmi-
eering husband.
The maid of honor relieves the bride of
er Uouquet az the altar, hands it to che