New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-01-30
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Wilson
gress; but the party seems to be sitting on 1t %
hard that fhe chances 1t will be smashed In.
stead OF Matched. The performance suggests
stanZa from 'ii92:
proud hen walked in an old farmyard
Though eggs were scarce and the hens were poor
She seemed to own the place.;
Oh she hen with a good strong mind'
SO this sN morn she eucksd with good rood loud ciuck.
For the egg she though. she had laid
Chorus Clucj.. cuck ETC.
But in that nest oh. cruel jest!
Was only China egg, go
And that poor hen, jus, like some men.
Had clucked for a CHINA egg
The Popes utterances generally command respect;
but when he ntmates That Italy enjoyed sort OF
millennium under the temporal rule OF the Popes
he makes a large draft the credulity OF thoss
who have read history.
4 wear ago $50 ladies in st. Andrews Church.
Kingston Ontario were given 81 each to turn to the
best account and return the proceeds w m
and the trustees were amazed to have s.,Slo placed
their hands Mrs MaeHe S %fe OF rea hf s
The Rev Mir Grant. an expression OF aa i "a q.
!on of the lSds success wrI'e the 1u, scheme agas
and have se, $4,000 as the amount needeu-'"o""'~
Witness.
Dr. Zergler a German scientist THINKS 'ha' ~
NAV be possible to forecast the weather by taking
photogtaphs Of the suns disk He says that circu-
lar or elliptical haos round the orb OF day ihd-
cate violent storms especially II the halos are narH
IN tin, or If a large diameter. Lightning and mag
retic disturbances may also be expected from
these signs"
Hadn't Seen Them NYour great men n seem
FOREIGNER Il have met several Of your SenatorAs
and they seem just as common as s any reped
the citizen but you just oueht TO nset nyni'
elected justice Of the peace. -uho'diapos ''u'"""
1.-THE Democrats in the House appear to be Wig
orously kicking the Wilson BILL put 'hey arc
not kicking It the goal, remarks De'"o
Graf Why don't they try the flying wedge ~
nrobablv would not do much execution ou' "
would add considerably the Interest of the game.
,,o,,od :, His Nadness-Mrs Wickwire-What
Is the use Of standing there ana Gazing tnt s.oSs
names? That won't make the IRE burn any coulS
insult the blamed thing it would get hot aoov
it.-indianapoils journal
THE PROPER WAY.
The art of the statesman has many a twist
But mighty is he who would hope 10 resist
The vinous persuasion In vogue on the Rhlne
Where a truce Is declared by bottle or VINE.
Blsmarckan anger austerely may frown:
Its venom flash back from an autocrats cro"h
Yet calmly the tempest subsidies az the sign
Which diplomacy holds-in a bottle of wine.
oh modern antagonists. witness and wise.
Rehold in the methods of quick compromise
Arbitraments future-a warfares decline.
Sealed I'D in a cobwebbed Old bottle OF wlneI
GEORGE +. BOWEN
One Of Those "Cosey" Ones-"Why does Muss
giles always walk around with his hi, bent ben head down
HE lived In a fiat for seven years"-'Cnicaso
Record.
. story comes from England that when Arch
bishop Benson enthroned at Canterbury par
rettes were seen the procession and some OF me
mon who used them tucked them afterwards. In
rho cathedral under their arms lady was over
heard TO remark > another that there were
great many High Churchmen present quite So
replied friend, some nave evt.. put their .on-
sures under their arms
that ri long Interview for with rect man
on the question Of coming me seishossse' No
second Reporter-Of course ne couldn't Tnare
where we got the , SCOOP dV,es NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Transcript.
"The Boston Budget" resurrects an old story
col, ~ a certain Yorkshire bishop One fine after
noon as he was returning from his monthly WISH
to the parochal school in one OF the villages 10
saw by the roadside small boy
ON nearing the boy the bishop found MIN very
huslv engaged at modelling. The reverend gentle-
man asked the boy what he doing. 'Buildin
a church" was the answer. "Ah." said the bishop.
'the interior. l Well. these are the pews'
suppose. and this is the pulpit but what DO thess
pieces of stick representa-
"Oh." said the boy. they are the congregation
.Well you have the pews and the pulpit and the
congregation, but where is the parson! have you
forgotten him.?
Lord no. was the unexpected and somewhat
disguised reply, II left HIM TIL last; you see. mas
ter IL takes such a bloomn' lot O mud to make
parson"
Enough for All Marital wants;-Miss Loftye-
But why. Count Fredergo. should you desire 70
marry me? Think-you can hardly speak English
so that | understand YOU - 80. 49,.
Count Frederigo di Francipanini-0h, my lore. VAT
Eenglis' do | need TO casha da check LOT your
Chicago Record.
The Northern Pacific Steamship Tacoma when
arrived at Tacoma January TO- crossed the lsoth me-
ridian OF longitude January l. AS mariners
coming eastward add day 10 their reckoning on
crossing this meridian the passengers and crew
of the Tacoma had the novel treat OF two New
Year holidays coming together Both were cele.
brated in ship fashion.
Flip-Did Miss Goldcon recognize you when you
met her In the park?
Flap-Yes. ~
Ibid she bow or speak,
Neither one; that's how knew she reihemoer"s
me "-(Chcago Inter ocean.