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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1894-01-18

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rem - 1olanse faB ct i4on i'm Mtniz
1terium - niemals feline 8ureauftunz
be, lam AUDI niema1s gu ipdt. @tnes
Morgans aber lag !Qerr Boris nod
INN Bulb Neun i'm 8ette. Das moQte
1etner Mirbbin ni4t einleu&ten. Das
fam iDr 1onberbar por. Ratbarina
Smanotpna apubte frei1i4 niht, bab
Boris auf 8efebl 5eines 0ntels, bes
;@taatsratbes, in ber b%ergan9enen
Ma9t 1ebr 1ange in be7en @obnung
a~llerlei QQtten unb Napiere gu itAten
urdb gu orbnen gdbalbt batte. Sic
ftopfte leiie an bic Sbiir. Sin bonz
nernbes r9erein!!" aniportete ibr unb
fhii4terrd 1ffnete lie bic I6ir uno
iHedte ben Rppf ms 3immer.
Mt4tig, ba lag Boris nod uno that,
a1s ob Ct gar ni@t. alViteben pollte.
v@lber 9err 2ermanr1p! Mas miro
,bar 9err &an3leirutb iagen! nro
SSy6r &bee lit f9on gang talt!"
rRQb! sic itnb's, SEER Staatsratb!
9dbaba! 8ttte, freten sic nGber! Sic
bringan bic fitnf3igtau1 enb ,Rubel9
9as lift idpn pon Nnen!"
&atbartna Spanp,pna er1hrad ,uno
trat ms 3immer.
JS3 bite @te, mein lieber, gutter
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
..GYCLE rs 4 HACK.
= sah.uc of Washington Negro Z

- S:icne of q Washington Negro for
E.-:': ~ ErciEil3 and Passengers.
%yci..I;. Tor profit as well as for
= =. il perhaps more practiced in
'.ac:-->.: 5n than in any other city in
t.2c :y&aIry, and it has some odd Ge-
g-i l,;-c ats that strike the viGitor Nth
Lot: . a'.,"ise and amusement, say the
lre1. 'cril Sun. The smooth, GspA 1t
!'.2"1.t %troets and parl1lil1e road. rc-
''':@a The labor Of propelling cycle TO
:. -:i.::ilnum, and one sees bicycles and
~; ;iG> with all sorts of attach.nant;
H!2:. ;:-rsngements for the carryi.,-. OF
pee sos which in worse paved ;snI
less crowded cities would call for tho
services of a horse and wagon. Work
men ride to work on bicycles, carrying
their kits of tools, even to pals of
paint and small plumbers stoves, bal
anced on shelf in front of the ma
chine. One workman surprised Wis
ltor recently and amused the residents
by padding along Pennsylvania avenue
with twelve-foot ladder slung fore
and aft on his safety bicycle. Gro
ceries and family supplies are delivered
by bicycle. But the oldest thing in
cycles that a recent visitor to the cap
ital saw was a big tricycle. with seats
for passengers, protected by an avn
ing, and large platform for trunks,
which was plying for hire at one
of the railroad depots, in sharp
competition with the hacks. The
machine was strong, but light
~ built, with two large wheels the
*iae of buggy wheels, one on either
;idC, and smaller wheel in front. 1t
was propelled by a powerful negro,
vho sat between the big whcclG. In
'front.' Of him was broad, wide seat,
.,+,3rling ample room for two Persons.
"a: III front of that, over the small
>'i.4tl, WAS n platform which wo:11.i
"a Two or three trunks. An arvni.7" -
IS rigggeI oyer the whole conc,.r-
Ike blackboard cover. The r2rrJ,
H:'2 was tho owner, said lie ;:D1i u
.. ,.r.,4aes5 AMI makes Il 60! /: IL;
I'-----cs 3 passengers betw,u,i =! .,;:-
- ,.ri tic hotels. SoMG G..--:.3 he
.>.Tl ...t,scj o1 IL tour OF tlc 3it;.. FIR
- .-ur;>..2a Vfle machine secras . r.
-. we'll adapted, as tlIc p.,., GIL
i,J3 u. uno'@.ructel view, vile
I. .~:j52r' dcliy2r, his descriptive
. =. = - III WaJl.lyton, its cole or:-
.t.::4t .:OoGcS ca.ily into their cars
.:.'-:'i1d instaai OF leaning down
-. =: :.:.,;.Iard, at tn. risk of numerous
Ill iJl.,, as the carriage drivers do
49, -nl2aine did not appear to be
-, 81 Inherently from an ordinary
trI@ 10. ald the ''driver" said it was
no g.: !. Il hard to propel, even with a
MG loli 1t steered perfectly and
veal %urn ii almost it's own length.
T..;--'2 .aern.i here to open vista of
-. ir;. pleasure to people who enjoy
rila::; Dut who cannot afford to keep q
l,;r"~ ;.n:l carriage and will not trun-
dc y cycle. Why shouldn't the citizen
of modest means keep his landau-tri-
cyal" ;,nl have his manservant "drive"
MIN ;raanl the park in it2 The idea
of tucii development of the bicycle is
not at all preposterous.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
Green Turtle Soup.

The man from Tamarack valley had
tucked the napkin under his collar
band and was looking around the res
taurant when the waiter assailed him.
''Soup, sir?" inquired that function
ary.
'What sort?'
Green turtle, SIR"
"Um-any other kind2"
'No, SIR"
"Well, bring it along and I'll see
about it, Summer is comm on and a
mans got to be particular about eatin'
too many green things. Sure you amt
got none that's ripe?'
The waiter stuck towel down his
aesophagus and hurried away to the
kitchen.-Detroit Free Press.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
No Danger OF That.

"Do you think, doctor" asked Ch oily
Thistletop, anxiously, "the symptoms
indicate softening of the bwain?''
mot at all, SIR" replied the physi-
clan, decidedly. "Not at all. There
are no Indications of brain disorder.
The trouble lies at the upper end Of
the spinal cord. Let me see your
tongue. ."--Chicago Tribune.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
WEEKLY INDEPENDENT.

.ul,sned every Sunday, and sent to any ad-
lss ;postage paid). at the following rates,
able In ADVANCE:
months ....--.--...- .----.--..s...,.. oU
Ic; sny period under ak months, Fifty
BIT per roonth.
Entsred at the Elko, Nevada, Postoffice for
asmission through the mails as second
"a .nGil matter.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
RECEIPTS FROM ALL SOURCES.

Balance in treasury Dec, 80, 1898. .s54 ,53S 67
From del'qt taxes '9S..... .... Ss1 %
dePqt poll taxes, 'sS.... IL 10
General licenses. ,272 25
Gaming licenses ......... rs 90
Adv'tg del'qt taxes, 1893 26 90
10per ct. delqt taxes '93 Ss31
per ct derqt tax, 90. E. Sc
Fees collected ........ AL Of
Penal fines. 80 75
- Poss land claims. 10 90
Tax net proceeds. mines 1s9 O2
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14

- business hours from "A. NJ. to4P.M.
'"'uabie ipapors received for safe keeping in
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

.uyy, cue yexr-. -........--........ -..$ w
oopy. six months. .................... 90
,r any period under ak months, one dollar
,..outh. Payable in advance.
,...i nv carrier in Eiko at 25 cents . week
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
ADVERTISING RATES.

~, oe mAdo ss low as ie consistent with
L,1 pusInoss principles. Apply at the Of
-. tarUr.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
AUDITORS OFFICE.
March. 81, 1894.

AUUITUhS 8 OFFICE.
March. 81, 1894.
To the Honorable Board of County Commls-
sioners of Elko County, Nevada:
GENTLEMEN: We herewith submit our Quar-.
telly Report of the Finances of the County
for the quarter ending March 81, 1894.
Respectfully submitted:
GEO. q. .MEIGS,
Auditor.
M. II. MILLER,
Treasurer
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
FROM ROAD FUND.

The above balance stands to the credit of the
various funds az per freasurer's Balance
Sheet, dated March %, 1894:
TREAsURER's BALANCE SHEET.
Cash in treasury to the credit OF the various
funds, March 20, 1894.
LII ota'e iuho: .-.-.......-.. 4S1 66
In Judges Salary fund ...-... .....
In General County fund .... 20, 500 20
In Cash Contingent fund .......... SLY 81
In INDECENT Sick fund ..... .. 3,lS6 10
In County School fund. 99l.
In Officers Salary fund. ........ 5I4 43
Total. t"i.-..............-.. SASS IS
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
W. w. BOOHER.

EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1894-06-14
JOINT STATEMENT
0F AUDITOR AND TREASURER
OF ELKO COUNTY.

1894.
sr4TE casn9g eE Of FfEEIXkaDA' EIka! s..s.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05

now they're both back in their seventh
heaven.
81 don't see why Eleanor never told
you. She's just the girl to confde
her troubles to sympathizing girl
friend. But you say you didn't know
-Hello!" He had lighted a match for
his cigar and playfully held it to her
face. 'sNettie, what's anything
But Nettie grasped his coat front
with two tremulous little hands.
"And when she told you-you kissed
her?" she queried.
''Did you guess that?o he asked,
laughing. s'Of course [ kissed her. I
was so glad I didn't know what was
doing; but I shouldn't have given
her that kiss of brotherly affection
and congra tulation if I had known.
Why, Nettie-why, DEAR
She was sobbing softly. Of course
his cigar fell to the ground, that his
arms might do their duty
"I've-I've wronged you," she
sobbed. "You and her. You wouldn't
speak to me again 1t you kneW!"
But he did know two minutes later,
and he only laughed and drew her
closer.
''Now do know you care for me-"
he declared, in high contentment.
land if hadn't been $3.50 jealous
of her." Nettie whispered, sit would
never, never have happened. I
should have told her Of our engage
ment then, and she would have trust
ed me and told me about her affair,
and I should never have suspected
either of you. Oh, Stanley, can you
forgive me-can your"
Yes, he could, for he kissed her.
II think you had the worst of it, lit
tie girl" he said, in tender banter.
81 know I did," she answered SOL
EMMY.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05

An editor of a comic paper whose
wife, daughter, land sisterin- law were
at the seaside, went by the husbands
train 10 join them on Saturday. Be-
fore going, he had bought himself a
fashionable pair of trousers. On try
ing them on, they proved to be sever
al inches too long. When he arrived
at B., he took the trousers to his
wife, and asked her to cut off about
six inches, and hem them over. The
good lady, who was not very well
pleased with the loud pattern, brus-
quely refused. The same result fol-
lowed an application to the wife's
sister and his daughter. But before
bedtime the wife, relenting, took the
bags, and, cutting off six inches from
the legs, hemmed them up nicely and
put them on a chair. Half an hour
later her daughter, taken with COM
junction for her unfilial conduct, took
the trousers, and, cutting off eight
inches, hemmed and replaced them.
Finally, the sister-in-l law felt the
pangs of conscience, and she, too,
performed an additional surgical OPP
Grafton on the garment. When the
editor appeared at breakfast on Sun
day, the crowd around the table
thought Highland chieftain had ar
rived.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
''VEuI, VLDI, VICI."
A New Application of the
Popular Phrase.
1t Concerns Us All More Deeply
Now Than Ever Before.
A Far Greater and Nobler Use of the
Term Than the Original One.

How frequently make of popular
quotations, and we do so because they des-
cr1be so accurately feelings. The head
ing of this article, meaning, came, saw and
conquered, wss first employed by julius
Caesar to describe one of his victories, but
even this great man little realized the magni-
tude of what might be involved in his famous
expression. Recent events have called forth
the use of it in grander and more sublime
meaning than ever before.
Mrs. L. E. Ditmar who resides at 806 Parker
St, Boston Highlands, Mass, says:
81 had been suffering for four five years
with dyspepsia, indigestion and constipation,
experiencing constant and severe pain in the
stomach. For years ate scarcely anything,
and could take no food without suffering the
greatest misery. had also been afflicted for
i've or six years with chiils and fever.
81 was induced to try DR.. Greene's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy, and now, after TAX
ing four bottles of this wonderful medicine 1
am entirely cured of ali these complaints.
My appetite has returned, eat without
distress and the chills and fever have entire
ly left me. I consider it q wonderful cure and
cannot speak highly enough in favor of this
medicine
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
BEA UTYIN WOMAN.

That which constitutes beauty in
woman has been discussed ad infini-
tum, and the results vary greatly
Estheties say that it lies in the har-
mony of all parts of the human body;
anthropologists claim health as the
necessary attribute. Claude Bernard,
who keeps within the golden mean,
has established for each organ a max
imum of development. Grenaille, a
French author Of the sixteenth CEN
fury, has written a large and very
scientific book of female beauty and
endows his ideal of female loneliness
with the following attributes: "Youth,
medium stature, medium fullness of
form, chestnut brown hair, symmetry
of limb, a delicate skin revealing the
blue veins, rosy complexion, a smooth,
serene brow, uniformly arched tenn
Piles, narrow eyebrows, which do not
meet; eloquent, dark brown eyes; a
winsome smile, cherry red lipS,-a
small mouth, small milk white teeth,
sweet breath, a soft, agreeable
voice; a chin which does not protrude
and is graced by dimple; small, rosy
ears, slender throat of ivory white
ness; small, soft, white hands; nicely
tapering fingers, graceful gestures, an
even, dignified walk; shining finger
nails, smooth and well curved; an
even, pleasant temperament, good
taste in dress, superficial education,
small, pretty feet, and attentive de-
meanor toward others.u
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
Ne,O EUery Dag.

Every day is fresh beginning,
Every morn is the world made new;
You who are weary of sorrow and SHINING,
Here is beautiful hope for you
A hope for me and a hope for you.
All the past things past and over,
The tasks are done and the tears are shed;
Yesterdays errors let yesterday cover;
Vest =rday's wounds which smarted and bled
And healed with the healing which night
has shed.
Yesterday now is part of forever,
Bound up in a sheaf, which God holds tight,
With glad days, and sad days, and bad days,
which never
Shall visit us more with their bloom and
their blight.
night
Let them go since cannot relive them,
Cannot undo and cannot atone,
God, in his mercy, receive, forgive them,
Only the new days are own
To-day is ours, and to-day alone.
Here are the skies all FURNISHED brightly,
Here is the spent earth all reborn,
Here are are the tired limbs springing lightly
To face the sun and to share with the morn
In the chrism OF dew, the cool OF dawn.
Every day is fresh beginning,
Listen, my soul, to the glad refrain,
And, spite Of old sorrow and older SHINING
And puzzle forecasted. and possibly pain,
Take heart with the day and begin again.
Susan Coolidge.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
THE THREE GATES OF LIFE.

"The gate of childhood faces the
sunrise. The gate of manhood lies
under the mid day sun. The gate of
old age looks toward sunset indeed;
but it is the sunset that carries with it
the promise of an immortal day. They
are all beautiful gates of life. Which
is the most beautiful we will not vent
ure to say till we see them from the
higher standpoint we hope to reach
by and by. But, even here and now,
old age, with all its infirmities, has its
blessings which youth and manhood
cannot know till they pass through
the gate-the blessing of rest after
tell, the blessing of sweet companion
ship with those with whom we have
passed through all the beautiful gates,
the living over again with them the
scenes of the past to which distance
lends enchantment,' the looking for
ward in glorious hope to higher fell
lowship where youth is renewed as
the eagles. These and the like lift the
shadow from old age, and let Gods
sunshine in to brighten and warm.
But this implies touch of the heal
ing hand. And now, especially, as in
life's morning, the help is none the
less, but all the more divine, if it
comes through the eye, the hand of
affection and faith mingled, assisting
us tenderly and lovingly to rise above
the gathering mists and shadows, and
pass trustingly through one more
beautiful gate to the other mansions"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
THE GRACE OF SIMPLICITY.

How beautifully this grace was ex-
emplifed by Phillips Brooks and DIR.
/ A. P. Peabody! Prof. Francis g. Pea
body, in his funeral eulogy upon the
latter, truthfully said:-
Both of them were men to whom
the one great reality of the world was
/ the life of God in the souls of men.
Both of them devoted power of in
dustry almost without other parallel
to the supreme business of bringing
this reality of God home to human
hearts. Both of them stood, each in
life rather than for the Christianity of
dogma.
Both of them were wholly loyal
sons Of their own special cummunions
but the spirit of both was so catholic,
SO comprehensive, so alert for every
sign of thruth and power that both
are claimed by vastly great fellow
ship, and both are mourned by great
company of souls of every, and Of no,
religious name.
OCLI were duOTUoU W1Un
that finest grace of the religious life,
the grace of simplicity. 1t was not
an effort and strain for them to live
in the world OF eternal truths: it was
the natural home of their spirits.
Rather was the descent to the slight
er themes an effort. When they were
on the heights, then they were most
at home. The passionate fervor of
the one and the solid tranquility of
the other were alike the natural dis
closures of their own souls In the
midst of the affectations and artifi-
cialities of modern life, what has it
been to this community and to this
university to have these witnesses
that the simplest, most natural, most
manly thing in the world is the Chris
tian's conscious and continuous com
munion with his God
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
2,228 ,672.

2,22S, 672.-These figures represent the num-
of bott 'es of DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, which were
sold in the United States from March, '91 to
March, '92, Two Million, Two Hundred and
Twenty Eight Thousand, Six Hundred and
Seventy-Two bottles sold in one year, and
each and every bottle was sold a positive
guarantee that money would be refunded If
satisfactory results did not follow its use. The
secret of its success is plain. It never disap-
points and can always be depended on as the
very best remedy for Coughs, Colds, etc.
Price SOC. and $1.0O. At III. G. Pierce's Drug
store, SOC. per bottle.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
Catarrh Cannot be Cured

With local applications, as tt ey cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is blood or
constitutional dioease, and in order to cure it
you must take internal remedies Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts di-
rectly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack medicine
1t was prescribed by of the best physi-
clans in this country for years, and is a regu-
lar prescription. 1t is posed of the best
toncs known, combined with the best blood
purifiers. acting directly on the mucous sur
faces. The perfect combination of the in
gradients is what produces such wonderful
results in curing Catarrh Send for testimo-
malls, free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05

One of the most curious of current
beliefs is that of hypocrisy lurking in
pleasant manners, and sincerity in
those that are rough Or stern. 1t
seems relic of our Puritan forefa-
hers, but it is certainly out of palce
to-day. One is foolish, or very inno-
cent, to give heed to more than the
letter of society courtesies.-But, on
the other hand, the wish to please is
a good sign in itself, and the willing
ness to hurt, by word as well as by
deed, is bad sign in itself. Selfish
ness is far more than Hypocrisy even
a usual falling. And there is small
hope for the habitually self absorbed
rough speaker, while there is always
a chance that the soft manner may
sink into the heart. To those who
tell us that soft words butter no pars-
nips, we may retort: "Oil is also
better for wig than vinegar If
proverbs mean anything, it is because
there is one for every side of ques-
ton.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
incidence

Hon. L. P. Strickland, of rs Taylor St.,
Cleveland, Ohio, says:
81 have taken DR.. Greene's Nervura blood
and nerve remedy since last spring and 1 feel
like new man. 1t has cured me of chills,
hot flashes, bloating after eating, cold feet
and shortness of breath. 1 have also had a
hstula for over twenty years, and it is almost
gone now. cannot express how thankful /
am that used this wonderful remedy -
This wonderful medicine, DR.. Greene's Ner-
uura blood and nerve remedy, is purely vege-
table and harmless, and has COME to us
through the skill and labor of great physi-
cian 1t has met disease, and it is conquer
ing it all over the country, to an extent never
before known. 1t is acknowledged to be the
greatest of ali medicines in overcoming dis
eases of the blood and nerves, and all COM
plants arising from poor blood or weakened
and diseased nerves. If you suffering
from any of these diseases, such as nervous
debility, poor blood, weak nerves, dyspepsia,
liver or kidney complaints, take DR.. Greene's
Nervura blood and nerve remedy, the great
conquerer of disease, and your system will be
freed from all impurities and complaints
The doctor can be consulted at his office, "a
Temple Place, Boston, Mass, free, personally
or by letter.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05
BEATS EV ERYTHING
Everybody Satisfied With Il 70

A Tcstimo' ial Right From the Trade
To tell the truth. We have many testime
ais, ana from so many people eager 20 tell
world OF their experience with Ncufotic
ana their wonderful cures, that we hnr
know which ones to publish, but when
trade begin 20 write In, we think IL tim
make a discrimination
Mr.. Henry Arsenauit, an experienced In
gist OF Athol, Mass, iu whom the public pl
great conndsnce, not only as druggist,
as gentleman OF strict integrity and hone
writes the following plain and straight
ward statement REGARDING this great hod
hold remedy. Athol Mass. Nov 10 n
Neurotfc on Co., GoRficmoni-"u is \
pleasure that send you my testimonial
Neurotic OIL. have been selling III for n
year, and In that short time A. has woI
up a sale for itself unequalled by any AM
cine have in my store 10 has never fal
to give satisfaction. and an that have ned
speak highly OF IL. 70 Is indeed, "A WondcI
remedy for aches ard pains of every Kind
am looking forward 40 an increased and IA Il
sale on IL next year, Your friend,
HENRY ARsERAUN
Neurotic OIL cures Rheumatism, Neurn
coughs, Colds, Aches and Pains OF All ki
Sold by druggists I'm % and 90 cent bottles
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05

Blinded as they are to their true
character by self-love, every man is
his own first and chiefest fiatterer,
prepared, therefore, to welcome the
flatterer from the outside, who only
comes confirming the verdict of the
f1atterer within.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1894-02-05

Prejudice is one of the worst OBJ
stacles to the souls progress, handi-
cap upon the runner in the race of
life. Probably no person is free from
prejudice. On the mind or heart it
rests like dead weight, yet too un-
defined to be perceived as a thing to
be resolutely cast off. With some
persons, prejudices are treated as
though there were merit in them.
One person takes dislike to another
Of whom he knows little, perhaps has
never seen. No reason can be given
for this attitude; but rather than give
up the prejudice he submits to it and
SO destroys any good influence that
that person might have over him.
Nor does it stop here. The preju-
dice is aired and advertised until the
good influence that that same person
might have over others is destroyed.
1t is difficult to rid ourselves of a pre-
JUDGE, even when we want to; but to
cling to and value it, to fold it in our
arms and pet it and show it off as one
of our priced possessions, is this a fit
procee ding for an honest man?