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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
THURM0NT Frederick County, Maryland Thursday May 81, 1884,
NEVER.

Meyer exaggerate.
Never point to another.
Never betray confidence.
Never leave home with unkind
words.
Never laugh at the misfortunes OF
others.
Never give present, hoping for one
in return.
Never speak of your own performan'
ces.
Meyer fail to be punctual at the time
appointed.
Meyer make yourself tht hero Of your
own story.
Meyer fail to give polite answer to
a civil question
Never question a scryant or child
about family matters.
Never refer to a gift you have made
or favor you have rendered,
Never associate with bad company.
have good company or none.
Never look oyer the shoulder OF an,
other who is reading or writing.
Meyer appear to notice scare. defor-
nifty or defect of any one present.
Never arrest the attention of an ac-
quaintance by touch. Speak to him.
Meyer punish your child by a fault to
which you are addicted yourself.
Meyer call new acquaintance by
the christian name, unless required to
do 30.
Never lend an article you haye Dor.
rowed, unless you haYe pei mission to do
80.
Never pass between two persons who
are talking together, without an apol.
ogy.
Meyer forget that, it you are faithful
IN a few things you may be ruler over
many.
Never exhibit to great familiarity
with the new acquaintance you may
give offence.
Never fail to offer the best and easiest
seat in the room to an invalid, an elder
ly person or lady.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
No. I
Smoking and Infection.

II used to smoke, and l always
made a point of smoking in cases Of
cholera and in every other kind of
infectious disease, whom I could man
age it, and especially when attending
patients in the hospital or on board
ship"
"You regard it, then, as a thorough
disinfectantG"
"No, not as a thorough disinfect-
ant, but it is a disinfectant. It has
some power, and especially if a per.
son has not a good square meal in
side him. Then it has an effect in
warding off an infectious disease"
II should have thought that smok
ing, tending to depress the nervous
Iystem, would have laid the smoker
open to the Infection"
eyes, you must remember l have
spoken of man with whom smoking
does not disagree. A good deal de-
pends ON the idiosyncrasy of the per-
son who smokes If he cannot stand
smoking well, then it may depress
his heart action and enfceble his con-
stitution, and so lessen the resisting
power to throw off the infectious
germs. But on broad, general
grounds, I am decidedly of opinion,
from my own experience and obser-
vation, that tobacco smoking-other
things being equal-does give any
one exposed to infection a consider
able amount of immunity. And then,
smoking has o disinfectant power on
the microbes themselves. The smoke
being retained in the mouth is sort
of disinfccting filter through which
the germs have to pass and some Of
them certainly are destroyed or at
least deprived of their vitality. DIR.
Norman Kerr interviewed.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
HIS APPEARANCE.

Can you describe the man you saw
hanging about the house the day before
the robbery? !? inquired the detective.
The Perkins Junction storekeeper,
whose place of business had been broken
into and robbed of a considerable quan.
tity OF plug tobacco. canned tomatoes
and dried peaches, together with the
entire contents of the cash drawer,
amounting to 81 Sc, reflected d moment
and then asked.
Do you know Bill Quinn?
l don't think I do.
Lives down in the Wallick neighbor
hood.
don't know MIN.
Know ST. Rogers?
No.
Auctioneer. Hangs round Tomp.
sons good deal.
Meyer heard of him. But as to this
man you saw loafing about here before
the robbery took place. would like tc
have you describe him as we'll as you
reflected.
Again the storekeeper reflected.
Well, he said at last, he looks some
like Bill Quinn and some like ST. Rog
ers.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
An Enthusiast Indeed.

Mrs. Trulove-What on earth ever
induced you to engage yourself to
Count Lackpenny'
Miss Brickybrac-Why, my dear,
don't you know that he will inherit
a service of renaissance plate2 How
1t will improve my collection + Jew,
elers' Weekly.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
Treasures of Youthful Mind.

Inquisitive Tommy-Sunday Is the
first day of the week, isn't 1t, pat
His Pa-Yes, my son.
Inquisitive Tommy-And Saturday
Is the last day, amt it'
His Pa-Yes.
Inquisitivo Tommy-Then how is
it that Saturday comes before Sun.
day9-C Chicago Record
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
Christ.n as and Easter.

Christmas of any year always falls
on the SHINE day Of the week as the
second Of January Of that year, un-
less it be a leap year, when it is the
same week day as the third day OF
January of that year. Easter is al
ways the first Sunday after the full
moon that happens on or next after
March 81. 1t is not easy to see how
1t can occur earlier than March % or
later than April 26 in any year.
Boston Home Journal.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
"A kind of old hobgoblon hall

Now somewhat fallen to decay
An ancient in it is thus decribed, but
the description exactly fits the condition
of the body when fallen to decay on
account of torpid liver which corrupts
the blood, all the horrors Of dyspepsia
and finally consumption following.
The brain becomet the dwelling place
of hobgoblins, and dependency, gloom
and misery hold possessing Of the pa
tient.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
Maintaining Etiuuette.

A.-Mein fraulein, will you permit
me to introduce you to my friend B.i
Young Lady-But you are your
self a perfect stranger to me.
a. oh, but my friend B. will in
troduce me to you presently. File
apnGe DlaI:er
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
A london 1adv of high degre,

A London lady Of high degres
wears set in the jewels Of her brace
let tooth extracted from the mouth
of her pet poodle. Another affec-
tionate creature uses the skin Of a
once favorite horse as hearth rug
for her boudoir and has a defun It
pet pug mounted in lifelike attitude
by the taxidermist for an ornament
on her writing table.-Exchange.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31

Husband-Golng to church to show
your new hat, my dear?
Wife-No. To show everybody what
a generous and loying old hubby I've
got.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31

"Oh stay the maiden said, "and
rest
Thy weary head upon this
breast"
81 can't" said he, II must climb
the hills,
The summer is past, / now sell
pills.
Not the pills of old fashioned make
That caused dreadful stomach
ache
But wee little things, that you cen
can smile,
AS they gently remove their en-
emy-blle.
Who use them once thereafter are
zealots,
In praise Of "Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets"
They regulate the bowels, and cure
sick headache the resuld of constipation
or biliousness. without disturbing the
diet or occupation of the patient. Sugar
coated-a child can take them.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
RAMS HORN BLASTS.

A loafer is never satisfied with his
wages.
Sin nearly always begins with a
look.
A drunkards throat has no bottom
to it.
The devil Is the father of every
doubt.
If you are not made better by giving,
double your gilt.
The sermon fails that does not tell
somebody that God is love.
Tie man who hates light IS always
afraid of his own shadow.
1t is long step toward heayen to be
able to say no to yourself.
The easiest thing for a fool to do is
to tell how little he knows.
When people have only a little re-
liglon they are apt to be ashamed oft.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
jolly Funerals.

Here is a bill of funeral expenses
containing items not uncommon at
the time. 1t is the burial expenses
of one David Porter of Hartford,
drowned in 1878:
Ea
BY pint Of liquor for those who dived for
BY a quart of liquor for those who brought
BY two quarts OF vino and one gallon cider
to Jury of inquest. ......................... .
BY eight gallons and three quarts wine for
funeral. ......................... ~
by barrel cider for funeral. 10
One coffin. ...............'"..... "
Winding sheet. ..............,.......... 10
Mr.. Porter must have had merry
funeral, with q great deal of sack to
very little coffin.
Even a town pauper was given
three gallons Of rum as libations at
bis funeral--drank probably by tho
sheriff and Mr.. Bundle with their
friends,
Hawthorne tells us that the New
Englanders were the jolliest at the
funerals of their friends and neigh
bors-the only "boon companion Of
the Puritan was Death. ."-Baltimore
E,1n
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31
CHAS. E.'CASSELL.
EDITOR AND PUBLISHER OF
THE CATOCTIN CLARION
nFFICR~OSLER BUILDING, Northwest corner
Of Church and Main Streets.

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thursday morning, at 81 90 per annum in advance
.mes the risk of remittance by mail. Nc subscrp
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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-05-31

Good for sick people-well water.
A regular old stick-in-the mud-an
anchor.
This cant he beaten. said the confec-
toner when he broke bad egg.
A man is like a gas jet. The more
he blows the less light he gives out.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-15
il. WaterhouSe, Queen St. Store.
CroCkory Department.

Haviland China, plain and decorated, Glassware,
cut and engraved, Flower Globes Baskets, Vases,
and great variety of other useful and ornamental
articles. Expected to arrive shortly from Eng
land, four new patterns of finest Limoges China,
consisting of Dinner Ware, Tea Sets, Fish Sets Bon
Bon Plates Olive Trays, Salad Ice Cream Sets,
etc. Beautiful line of Semi Porcelain Ware,
plain and decorated. BY Australia: Small lot Of
Crown Milano Ware, something new for Honolulu.
This department is under the management of Mr..
Dimond, who will always be found ready to show
goods and quote prices.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-15
No. 10 Store,

on Fort Street is kept open solely for the accom-
mediation of our customers who do not wish to come
as far down town as Queen st. A great variety of
goods is constantly kept in stock, such as dressed
and undressed Kid Gloves Gauntlets, Mitts, etc.
Figured Silks and Satins, India and Surah Silks, all
shades Real Lace, Hdkfs., Lace Curtains, White
& Ecru, Down Pillows, all sizes, Leather Goods of
New Designs, and Toys from Jumping Jack to a
Velocpede. No. 10 Store is under the manage
ment of Messrs. Jordan and Murphy, who under
stand their business thoroughly.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-15
General Merchandise.

This heading multitude of articles everything
from knitting needle pow but have them all in stock you
don't have wait month for the goods from the Coast
you don't believe it, call and for yourself Mr. Henry j.
Watehouse J, will always be found Queen ST. Store,
and will give you the attention your patronage deserves
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-15
Groceries and Bottled Goods.

This department is filed to the ceiling with fresh goods
such Hams and Bacon Cedar Rap Teas Coees, Sugar
Spices Soaps Pearl OIL Bottled Goods great variety Eng
h Pie Fruits Lee PERKINS, genuine Worcester Sauce Olives
Catsups, and Pickles. etc, CANNED GOODS
for Soups Table Fruits Tomatoes Corn Peas Asparagus Chicken
Turkey Curied Oysters, OK Tongue Lunch Tongue This de-
under the supervision of that genial and well known
salesman, S. j. Salter.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-15
Preparing for Christmas.

Mrs. Boardman's "Ka Male" stock
is nearly all sold aud anticipating a
heavy demand for Christmas goods
she ordered q fine line OF Fancy
Articles, etc, they will arrive on
the next Australia. Her large
and commodious lanai will be fitted
up as a show room. All her old
customers aud the Honolulu people
in general are invited to inspect this
magnificent stock OF Christ mas
Goods.
The Daily Bulletin, so cents per
month. dfliVerpd bv oarrisrs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
NO OUlBBLINC NOW.

Certain Republican journals continue
to misrepresent prominent Democrats
with reference to statehood, charging that
influence is being brought to bear to
have the bill now pending in congress
side-tracked for the present, and alleging
that the object of all this is to coerce Re-
publicans into heartier support of the
bill. There is nothing in this. 1t is a
bit of buncombe, absolutely, of the
"stop thief" stripe, given publicity for
the evident purpose of distracting atten-
ton from some petty partisan schemes
the Republicans may have IN view. Let's
have fair play, and cordial cooperation
all around, in this struggle for independ-
ence and progress. 1t is certainly hoped
our Republican friends are not growing
lukewarm now that the future looks so
bright for statehood. Let them put their
shoulders to the wheel, and help along
the Democrats who are zealously and
earnestly endeavoring to advance the
welfare of New Mexico. "By their works
We shall know them"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
Grand Canon Of Colorado River.

On the Santa Fe route, in northern
Arizona, 1862 miles from Kansas City, il
the town of Flagstaff. A tri-weekly stage
line runs from Flagstaff to the Grand
Canon of the Colorado river. More than
mile in depth, this is the sublimest OF
gorges-a Titan of chasms. Twenty
Yosemites might be hidden unseen below,
and Niagara would look scarcely larger
than brook.
Don't fail to visit this first wonder OF
the world. You can tread up" about it by
asking G. T. Nicholson, G. P. & T. A., A.
T. d s. F. R. R. Co., Topeka, Kas., to mail
you free copy of an illustrated book
describing this terra incognita. The book
is no common affair; but is entertainingly
written, beautifully illustrated and gem
of the printers art.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
EUROpE'S SILVER MOVEMENT,

Silver is floating gaily to the front again
A few weeks ago many of the more IN
reasonable silver advocates pounced upon
President Cleveland for his refusal to
call another international monetary con-
ference. Irdeed, all the friends of the
white metal felt that the president was
wrong in the peremptory method he took
to announce his decision. But subse-
quent events have proved that he was
playing clever piece of diplomacy, as
witness the sensation India's treatment
of silver has created all over Europe
The foreign powers were evidently hold.
ing off in hopes that the United State.
would have to make some move to re.
habilitate silver, thus placing us at a dis.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

The income tax proposition is a sure
60. In committee only Congressman
Cochran, of New York, and Stevens, of
Massachusetts, voted with the Republi-
cans against favorably reporting the bill
to the house. OF course, these two east
ern gentlemen are excusable, for they
represent the moneyed element of Wall
street and the New England idea of Gin
quisatorial barbarsm," but the great
west is backing this scheme and that
means SUCCESS.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
D. W. MANLEY,
y Fl NTIS ST.
OFFICE HOURS --0to IL, and 2to
IfYou are Going East

It will be to your advantage to know the
Wabash is the shortest line between Kan
sas City and st. Louis.
The Wabash is the shortest and most
direct route between Kansas City and
Detroit or Toledo, connecting at both
those points with the trunk lines east.
The Wabash forms the most convenient
route from western points to Chicago,
and lands passengers in Chicago more
conveniently to the Worlds fair lines than
any other road.
The Wabash runs finer equipments for
both first and second-class passengers
than any other route. Call or write.
G. M. HAMpsoN, Coml Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

advantage in any gathering of nations to
discuss the matter. Now, however,
England, Germany and other foreign
governments are forced to act, and Uncle
Sam looks on serenely, spectator who
has sufficient interest to wish all possible
success to any proposition having for its
object harmonious move toward the
uplifting of silver as money metal. The
situation is far more cheerful than 1t has
been for years.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

A REWARD of 1,000-shining silver with
Sin God we trust" emblazoned thereon
will be promptly paid at the counting
room of this Office to any man, woman or
child who will satisfactorily figure out the
head or the tail of the alleged Brazilian
reyolution
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1882.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
January 10, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March 6, 1894, viz:
Jose Gregorio Vigil, for the n x sw a,
Hnw a, sec. %, tip. 16 n, Toe.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Ysidro
Ortiz, Pedro Vigil, George Ortiz, Justo
Lopez, of Santa Fe, N. NJ.
j-19-f-20. JAMES H. Waller,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

IT is announced that the poultry show
at Albuquerque is quite success. 1t is
hoped it will serve to induce somebody
to 60 to raising poultry for the New
Mexico market. We now send something
like $25O,OOO annually to neighboring
states for such products. The business
ought to be immensely profitable in this
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

DEMOCRATS have no occasion to mourn
over the transient Republican victory in
New York. It restores Boss Tom Plat
to the saddle and he will easily prove as
ruinous to Republicanism in the Empire
state as Gov. Waite has proved fatal to
the Populist party in Colorado.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

This paper is kept on file at E. ..
Dake's Advertising Agency, 81 and 65
Merchants Exchange, San Francisco,
California, where contracts for advertis-
ing can be made for it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
Best Time and Service to Chicago
and 1T. Louis

Is afforded by the Burlington's vestibuled
flyer, leaving Denver daily at 9p. M,
reaching Chicago at $3.50 a. M, and st.
Louis at 7:20 a. M, the second morning,
making close connections with all fast
trains for the east and south. All meals
en- route served in the famous Burlington
dining cars.
For full information apply to local
ticket agents or address G. W. Vallery,
General Agent, 1889 18th street, Denver
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

Hon. j. F. H1NKLE has been appointed
county treasury of Lincoln county. A
better public servant could not be found
in seven states and territories.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

UNITE in advocacy of statehood, and
the next boom to strike the great west
will be conferred in New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

~ The New MEXICAN is the Oldest news
paper in New Mexico. 1t is sent to every
Post Office IL the Territory and has large
and growing circulation among the intelli-
gent and progressive people Of the south
west.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

All contracts and bills for advertising pay.
able monthly.
All communication intended for publica-
ton must be accompanied by the writer's
came and address-not for publication-but
asevidence of good faith, and should be ad-
dressed to The Editor. Letters pertaining to
business should be addressed
New MEXICAN Printing Co.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

MCKINLEY Is holding the boys in tow
He hasn't yet let out the advertising con-
tract for his presidential boomlet.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
A. L. MORRISON,

Attorney and Counselor at Law. Prac-
tees in all the courts of the territory.
Special attention given to land Office
business. Office in Catron Block, Santa
Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
IL. A. FISKE.

Attorney and counselor at law, P. Q. Box
"F," Santa Fe, N. NJ, practices in su-
preme and all district courts of New Mex
leo. Special attention given to mining
and Spanish and Mexican lana grant
liberation.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
THURSDAY, JANUARY 25.

GREAT men occasionally neglect to die
soon enough to preserve their fame in
tact.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
HENRY L. WALDO,

Attorney at Law. Will practice in the
several courts of the territory. Prompt
attention given TO all business intrusted
to his care. Office in Catron block.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
The Beginning Of the End.

1t is refreshing to those not in close
touch with the colonies and jackals, to
see the squirming and hear the bowls of
the sanity ring against the new regime
at Santa Fe, which with Gov. Thornton's
Inauguration sounded the death knell of
the Button gang.
The gang put on its armor and fought
strenrously, with its tools, to perpetuate
its power. But the removal of Conklin
and the appointment of Cunningham was
a death blow to their Vaccinations; and
now a new era opens up, promising good
order in and prosperity around the an
Gent capital.
With Conklin shorn of his power and
Cunningham administering in the sher-
ifs Office, with honest men as deputies,
men who know no fear and ask no favor
in the discharge of their duty, the end is
not far off.
Professional assassins, incendiarles,
perjurers and midnight providers must
seek new fields, under new masters, or all
must go down together before the right
eous Indignation of community which
feels at last that the strong arm of the
law, administered by fearless, incor-
ruptible chief executive, aided by cour.
ageous sheriff and deputies, has been put
into active operation. No wonder the
trimmers howl.-Las Cruces Independent
Democrat.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25
T. F. CONWAY,

Attorney and Counselor at Law, Silver
City, New Mexico. Prompt attention
given to all business intrusted to his care.
Practice in all the courts in the territory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-01-25

GEO. W. KNAEBEL,
Office in Griffin block. Collections and
searching titles specially.