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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
August
Flower

2 CT am Post Master here and keep
a Store. Ihave sptAugust Flower
for sale for some time. I think it is
a splendid medicine" E. A. Bond,
P. M, Pavilion Centre, NY.
The stomach is the reservoir.
If it fails, everything fails. The
liver, the kidneys, the. lungs, the
heart, the head, the blood, the nerves
all go wrong If yeu feel wong,
look to the stomach first. Put that
right at once by usiIg august
Flower, It assures good appetite
and a good digestion. liza Q
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Old John Randolph of Roanoke,
once rose in his seat in the senate
and said: .4Mr. President, is it not q
shame that the noble bulldogs OF
the administration should be wasting
their precious time in worrying the
rats of the opposition" Calls for
order came thick and fast, whereupon
he, pointing his long. skinny finger
at them with the utmost scorn,
screamed: ..Rats, did say? Mice
e!"-Life.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
ARSol1 q ElY PURE
THE oIsr OF THINGS.

The Salt sea was the home OF oysters
from fourteen to twenty inches IN
diameter.
A sea turtle weighing 1000 pounds
was captured near Portland, Maine.
recently.
June is the favorite month for
suicides, and Tuesdays and Thursdays
the favorite days of the week.
There are districts in Spain where
the ancient practice still obtains of
having no pews for worshipers in the
churches.
According TO the tracks found in a.
stone quarry in Connecticut a bird
with foot eleven inches in length.
once inhabited those parts.
The annual yield of the ranches and
stock farms of the Western states,
exceeds in value the combined pro-.
duct of their gold and silver mines.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
For Sheriff

''Pricking" for sheriff is very old
custom, dating back to Saxon times.
The sovereign, or in the present day,
her representatives, thrusts steel
bodkin through the paper on which
are the names of those suggested as
sheriffs. OF course it is well known
where the queen will ''prick;" but
the custom is compromise, where
by the sovereign still is supposed to
choose her sheriffs of counties. her
lieges taking care to pick out good
men and true to serve.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
PENNY A LINE.
SrEMoRY's Joys.

MEMoRY's Joys.
He's a twifler in the summer,
And of cash he earns a pile,
And he blows it
And he knows it
All for beer and whisky vile,
Thus it is when winter comes
That this pitcher, sad to tell,
Is broke, ali me;
But not, you see,
From much going to a well.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
A kind action.

Blind Beggar-You'ye dropped
your handkerchief, sir.
Man in a Hurry-Thanks; but
thought you were blind
Blind eggar-SoI am. But l hate
to see a man lose anything without
-oh, thank you; thank you. sir.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
Farmers, Attention!

Exchange your land or farm for good city
property and come into town and educate
have residences from s., 200. 90 to s, 500 90
and brick BUSINESS blocks from 81, 600. 90
to $40, 5000 all rented and bringing in a
good income. trade direct, with the far
mer and pay no commission. Send for my
list of property. j. A:BUCKSTAFF, Lin
colin Nabrnska
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
GOOD DEMOCRATS.

Grover Cleveland is a good demo
erat; he wants only few gold dollars
so the east can swipe up everything
there is in North America and leave.
her laborers to starve. Dick Bland is
good democrat; he wantssilver and
paper, and lots OF money, is willing to
let the eastern man live, but wants
the same privilege for the western
men. Senator Vest is a good demo-
GRAFT; but he wants a silver dollar as
big as dinner plate if it will only put
him in the senate again. The COVER
nor of West Virginia is good demo.
crat; bnt he has recently been before
the committee OF, ways and means
arguing for protective tariff. Con-
gresham Springer of Illinois is good
democrat, and he wants to take all
the tariff from wool, and leave it on
manufactured goods, SO they can skin
the sheepraisers. Gov. Stone of Mis-
souri, is a good democrat; he can make
silver speeches, attend silver conven-
tions, and then he could go to Iowa
and do-his best to elect gold bug for
governor of that state.
Out in Virginia and Maryland the
gold-bug democracy carry these states
and every democratic paper ini the
west gloats over it, and calls them
splendid victories. What are they
victories for the people or the gold
power of the east andt Europe? Every
officer they have elected in both of
these states is a gold bug and in-favor
of that policy. They did not run a
man for state office, in any state,
east or west, last fall, who was not a
gold man and on that kind of a plat
form, but western papers call them all
good democrats, and say they al
preach good sound democratic doc
trine Is it not time, in the name Of
common honor and decency, for the
people to call a halt on any such
double dealing? The men who edit
the western papers of that party know
they are not telling their readers the
truth in what they print about their
party, or the condition of the country,
and they certainly do it to deceive
them for the purpose of gain in the
future = Industrial Union Lamar,
MOI.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
an Indian yeast.

The Sitka Indians in Alaska not
long since gave a great least to vis-
itors from other tribes The prin-
cipal dainty was tubs OF last season.
wild strawberries soaked in seal oil
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
!. he oheese aEite.

The cheese mite is more tenacious
of life. than any other insect LeuW-s
euhoeek glued one. to a pin in order
to make a microscopical examine
tion. and in this situation it lived
eleven weeks
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

When we had republican rule We
had currency contraction and bonds.
Now that We have democratic rule we
are to have currency contraction and
bonds. Great parties. these. Great
scheme that-Rsyal GeWge
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

FoR CoUaHs AND THROAT DISORDERS use
Browns Bronchial Troches. "Have never
changed my mind respecting them, except
! think better of that which l began by
thinking well of.:- Rev. Henry Ward
Beecher Sold only In boxes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Is IT the party or the principle you
vote for? If for principle why not
vote for the party that advocates your
principle? -.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

uavsterious Robert has many admirers in
Boston, Miss Emerson! Miss Emerson
Why, yes, Mr.. Wheeler-even the beans
go through g course of Browning before
they COME to the table.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

John w Gates, Petersburg, Va, writes ::
'sI used Salvation Oil for Rheumatism and
obtained great relief 1t is the best remedy
Thave ever tried, and shall always keep it
in the house"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

EMMA GoLDMAN was sentenced to a
years imprisonment for talking. Let's
change the subject, we're getting mad.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
a1u.eIe % vleor--A Dlnsrsnes.

Hrsc1e and yfgor--A Differences.
Many muscular men succumb to Estsgues
borne with ease by persons far their interiors
IL physical strength. Muscle does not imply
vigor. In fact 1t is not dinicult Of proof that
athletes do not live as long nor enjoy as good
ous-that is to say. whose digestion and sleep
are unimpaired whose nerves are tranquil, and
who has no organic tendency TO disease. These
requisites of vigor are conferred upon those who
are inherently weak, no less than upon those
debfIftated through wasting disease, by q
thorough. persistent course of Hostetter's
Stomach BftteFs, the leading national tonic,
Endorsed and recommended by physicians OF
aminence. It will not endoW you with the
muscle Of Corbett but It win inf1se new en-
ergy into your system, and renew the active
and healthful Performance of its functions. It
averts and cures ma1arfai, rheumatic and kid
ney complaints, and oyercomes dyspepsia, con-
stipation, liver trouble and nervousness.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

The question of ages and the ability to
guess them had come up, apd Mr.. Snartly
by lust looking at them. "Do you want me
to tell yours?' he added, turning to Miss
Antique "No," she said coldly, "there is
no use of your telling it to me; know it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

% 81 don't know, >! said the optimisb, ''that
we should be altogether depressed about
notl" because OF the tendency it develops
to elevate murderers in general"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Young Housekeeper-Have you any can
vas-backed ducks2 Market Man-NO, lady,
but have some fine canYas-packed hams.
Shall send you up pair9 Young House
keeper-Well, yes, suppose they'll do.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Herdso-When you get to be man are
you going to be lawyer, like your papa
Dick Hicks-Nope; going to be good one,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

THE only issue the democrats agree
on is the chance to hold Office, and
they disagree as to who shall do that
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

The average congressman Is more
patriotic to his $4,000 year salary
than he is to the real interests of his
constituents.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

T.ane'smedicinO moves the bowels each day
In order to be healthy this is necessary.
Cures constipation, headache, kidney and
liver troubles and regulates the stomach
and bowels. Price SOC and 500, at all
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

scYou must excuse the beef" apoiigized
the landlady; 1.-THE hutcheF promised to do
better tomorrow. ''Ah," muttered Fitz-
gobber. eve are ali entered for the futurity
steaks, rs it were"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Mr.. Brown had a queer dream last
night, my dear. thought I saw another
man running off with you. Mrs. Brown
And what did you say to him2 81 asked
him what he was running for.n
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

THE Nebraska populists never fused.
therefore they have no complications
or apparent defeats to explain away.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Young man, remember that the success
full racer always makes the most of his last
quarter.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

A great cure for cough.-Mrs. A. K. Nor
ris, 456 Canton St., Philadelphia, Pa. writes:
E'I took several bottles of DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup for a bad cold and was entirely
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

'sWhat an ethereal, exquisite creature
Miss 6milax is, isn't shs3 Just look at the
dainty pose OF that lsft arml' ''Humphl
That amt pose; its vaccination"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

ssI see that mans trade is opening up. >
iS'What does he do2'' "Serves shell oysters
at a lunch counter"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Did your papa help you blow your New
Years horn, Freddy9 No, papa went of
on q toot ali by himself.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Goes Cough Bslsam
Is tbs Oldest and best It viii break up Cold quick
er than anything else. It is always reliable. Try it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

THE Administrations hostility to
pensioners is about to be the cause of
smother row in that already much dis
turbed political family.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
Man of the United States.

:. large, handsome map of the United States
mounted and suited for home use, is issued by the
Burlington Route. Copies viii be mailed TO any
address, on receipt Of fifteen cents in postage, ~
p. s. EUSTIS, GenI Pass. Agest, O., b. = Q.
r. r, Chicago, Ill. = =
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Grover, me boy, pray where are ys
at? What the deuce has become of ye
vo-ats?'' Grover looked sad as he
rolled In his fat. and cried: Darn
me buttons. they've gone of with the
goats. The Herald. Fayetteville,
Al.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
HE AND SHE.
To mutiIate a beard in any way vas

To mutilate a beard in any way was
once considered an irreparable out
rag
- It's the fad now in polite cor
respondenee to have the paper differ
ent from the envelopes.
In the o1den time they counted
seven wise men. Now take men at
their own value, and you won't find
half that number of fools
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

soTbatss q beautiful coat yoh have on.
How much did It cost you4' twenty-five
cents. - Why, how IS that7' <tOh, the con-
founded tailor sent It home by express and
1 had to pay the charge"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

The voters seem to have learned to
vote out the party in power that per-
mits hard times Now, If they win
learn to vote in the party that viii
bring good times they will get what
they want.-Mo. World.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

"HansOn's Magic Corn SaIvs."
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask youI
druggist for it. Price 10 cent?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

BHEoHAM's PILLS stimulate the ptyalin in
the saliva, remove depression, give appe-
tite, and make the sick well
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Jonah fiHside)-FT hattid you do-t5at fOFss
The Whale-Because; you needed taking
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

SAY there. my good democratic
friend, how do you like to be Cleve-
lands dog? It's about as bad as being
Harrison's dog, isn't it?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
STATE o. ONO, CRY or TOLEDO, s..

STATE on ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO,
LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that be Is
the senior partner of the firm of F. j.
CHENEY & Co., doing business In the city OF
Toledo, county and state aforesaid, and
that said firm win pay the sum Of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use OF Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before ne and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day Of December, A. D.
1855
A. w. GLEASON,
sEAL. Notary Public.
Halise Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Send fer testi-
mOniaIs, free.
2. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
RsE Sold by Druggists 75c:
= l.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

WALL STREET has countermanded
Secretary CarIisle's order to coin the
seigniorage on the silver bullion in
the United States treasury.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12
The Western trail

IL published by the Great Rock leland
Route, and is Issued quarterly. It Will be
cent free for one year by addressing Editor
Western Trail. Chicago.
JNo. SEBASTIAN, 6. P. A., Chicago
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

TIMES are better now-for the bank
ers and usurers. That's the ''better
times. which the repeal of the Sher-
man law brought.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

WHICH wing of Wall street do you
belong to?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

When a washerWonan changes her piscs
ef residence one may ask her where she
hangs out noB' without using sla2E
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

gh1I0nss ConsEsna ptsU11E5WEo ss%gszs,
is sold on a guarantee It cures Ineplent Consump-
tion. It IS the best Cough Care ctas SOcts. e1O0
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-12

Griggs-Don't you think that DR.. Bolus is
a pretty good physician? Briggs-Good
physician Well, I should say not. Why,
that man couldn't cure ham.
The Portland daily press., 1894-09-07
DRAYToN SUES FOR DIVORCE.
As He Could Not Fight Duel He win
vindicate His Honor in the Courts.

New York, September 6.-The Times this
morning says: James Coleman Drayton has
instituted proceedings to secure divorce
from his wife, Charlotte Augustus Astor
daughter of VIM. Astor of the family of
which John Jacob bsAstor was the founder. :
Mr.. Drayton seeks a legal separation upon
the statutory grounds. Hallett Alsop
Borrowe is named as the correspondent. 1t
will be remembered that in March. 1892, at
London. Mr.. Drayton challenged Mr..
Borrowe to fight duel. The challenge was
declined
Mrs. Drayton, it is charged, committed
sundry indiscretions with Hallet Alsop
Borrowe. Mr.. Drayton's complaint shows
that four children were born of the marriage
and asks that the care and control of these
children be given nrnrsservedly to the COM
plainant IN whoseicare they have been since
the separation.
According to New Jersey law Mrs. Dray-
ton has thirty days from the time when the
writ is made returnabie in which to file an
answer to the charges made in the COM
plants of the bill. The time expires tomor-
row. Up TO four O'Clock yesterday no
answer had been filed with the clerk Of the
court.
The Portland daily press., 1894-09-07
The BREAKING OF RECORDS.
What Science Can Do in This Line When
She Tries Hard

What Science Can Do in This Line When
She Tries Hard.
ssteamship captains, horse owners, bicycle
riders and a lot of other people are making
strenuous and untiring efforts to break the
record The great public looks on at the
game with good natured interest.
once in while sober science does little
reeord-smashing on her own account. One
OF her latest and great achievements is the
discovery and application of process for
artificially digesting food so that it is alb :
sorhed Immediately by the system, without
imposing the least labor on weak stomach.
This food is called Paskola, 1t restores the
debilitated and gives fat to The thin because
1t is starchy. Only starohes add real solid
lasting flesh to the body. Oils and fats don't t
and never will
Mr.. H. o. Mahood of Emlenton. Venango
Co., Pa, says: Il was so weak and run
down that thought ] would have to giye'up
my business. could not eat nor sleep. After
one bottle of Paskola l began to gain at
once and have gained over fifteen pounds
in less than three weeks and | now feel like
q new man."
No wonder.
Mis-. IS. C. Stonch of Wellington, and
Dauphin streets, Philadelphia, writes; II
have been sick nearly three years, at times
suffering terrible burning pains In my back
and then cold in the lower part of the
bowels. Sometimes thought should die.
All this time was constipated. When l
first began taking Paskola, was tempted to
give it up, thinking it would do me no good,
because / had taken so much medicine. ]
feel Paskola beginning to do me good, and
today took longer walk than I have been
able to take for three years. | am much
stronger. l am taking my fifth bottle OF
Paskola, and | eat almost everything now.
| am ST years old, and was always active,
having worked hard. ~
Paskola may be bought of any reputable
druggist. All interesting pamphlet on food
cation to
The Pre- Digestcd Food Co., 80 Reade ST.,
New York.
The Portland daily press., 1894-09-07

Tho Mgstery About PIaster.

In the height of it's popularity, sope
DO years ago. plaster or gypsum was a
cheap and valued fertilizer. It would
appear that in three states at least
Pennsylvania, New York and Michigan
plaster has either lost its power or the
land has lost the art of appropriating it
Or that crops now get enough of it's in
gradients from some other source. A
Pennsylvania correspondent of Country
Gentleman says that the general opins
ion among farmers in his locality is
that the fault is in the plaster-that it
is not so good as formerly. 1t is said
that the stone is first put into great
ovens and baked to drive out the mois-
ture and make it brittle, SO that it will
grind faster. Its composition when TAX
en- from the bed is in proportions a lit
tie less than one-third lime, nearly one.
half sulphuric acid and the remainder
water. It may be that the sulphurio
acid, which is the most valuable part OF
tho fertilizer, like the water, is driven
off by the heat or destroyed and nothing
lefss but a little lime.
The Portland daily press., 1894-09-07
TENNIS TOURNAMENT.
The Final Matches win Be Played To-
day.

The semi-fnals round in singles which was
PLAYED off yesterday morning on the
Athletic club court, drew the usual large
number of spectators, who witnessed some
fine contests, though the play was not as
sharp as in the matches of the day before
+. W. Dana, the inter-eolls lsgiate champion,
was not in his best form. and consequently
disappointed ehis partizans by losing to
Fuller in two straight sets. The first was
marked by careful placing by both men and
frequent lobbing. Fuller won easily by a
score of g..
The second set showed much better tennis.
Many points were hetly fought and there
were several long rallies. The lead alter
mated until five all was reached. when
several swift Lawfords gave Fuller the
vantage game. Soon the score was 40
love- in his favor on the decisive game, but
Dana's good headwork tied the score. But
Fuller again drove swiftly across court and
Dana's poor return of a hard drive gave the
younger player the set and match. Score
rs
In the first set Fuller won points to 20
for Dana; in the second "A to Dana's 40.
Phil Dana secured what looked like safe
lead in his match with Fox, but the Exeter
man improved steadily and took the set rs.
The next set was an easy one for.the Bow
doin man, 6-2, and in the third set he again
proved a winner by the same score, although
his game did not equal that of the day be-
fore in speed and accuracy. Fox's net work
and Dana's returns of difficult balls were
the features. The score:
First Set-Dana. s; Fox, Z. Points, Dana, Z;
Fox, AZ
Second set-Dana, 6; Fox. q Points, Dana.
Third Set-Dana. 6; Fox, 2. Points. Dana
27: Fox, Ia.
Total games. Dana, II; Fox. II. Total
points. Dana 90; Fox. 81.
In the afternoon the match in doubles be-
tween Fox and Fuller and Whitehouse and
O'Brien was the first attraction. O'Brien
smashed beautifully and lobbed we'll but his
partner could not handle Fullers drives
though he made several pretty plays at the
net. The score:
First Set-Fox and Fuller, 6, Whitehouse
second set-Fox and Fuller, Whitehouse
and O'Brien, 6.
Third set-Fox and Fuller. g.; Whitehouse
and O'Brien, 4.
Next came the semi-final match of doubles
with Phil Dana and Pickard opposing Dana
and Woodman.the present champions The
first set was an easy one for the latter pair
but the second saw several exciting rallies
but the same pair won. 6-3. Score:
First Set--W Goldman and Dana, g.; Pickard
and Dana, U.
Second Set Woodman and Dana, g.;
Piekard and Dana, 8. i
The match between Ives and Dana and
Fuller and Fox was fort cited to the latter
pair.
The only game today will be the final in
doubles at3 p. m. between Frank Dana and
Woodman and Fox and Fernald. The courts
viii be closed in the morning to prepare for
the afternoon games and the winners in the
doubles will take the loving cup'' and be
declared champions of Maine.
The final in singles will be played Satur-
d ay afternoon.