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Birmingham age-herald., 1894-10-26
LOUISIANA TAKES STEPS,
TO HAVE THE FAMOUS BArrLEFlELDJ

TO HAVE THE FAMOUS BATrLEFIELD
 ERLY LAID OFF.
 NEW YORK, Oct. 25.-At it's late the legislature of Louisiana made priation for the purpose of man positions held by the troops state during the terrible thra battle at Gettysburg. Five VI federate soldiers have been SC the Army of Northern Virgini manded by Governor Foster to visit the battlefield and CO., the official federal Gettysbur mission in it's purpose of ma cordial invitation has been Col. John B. Bachelder of tb ment for the Louisiana com him at Gettysburg early in( consultation aud the locat of Confederate troops in tb historic action.
 Colonel Bachelder not action of the government is anxious that delegatiq diers be sent from all for accurately phot grounds the moveme1 the late of the Confed decided.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-10-26
HOT AFT FER THE COOK GANG.

MUsCoaEE, I. T., Oct. 25.-The Cook gang is headed for the mountains in the western part of the. nation :, xwith the In- dian police, Indian sheriffs and United States marshals in close pursuit. $ heavy rewards are offered for the leaders of the gang, dead or alive, it is believed that they will be captured soon. A more fearless and determined body of officers than those in pursuit cannot be found.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-10-26
CAVE THEIR PLEDGE.

LONDON, Oct. 25. Tn speech Wans- field MT. John Carvell Williams, n5er of parliament for tbe Mansfield divisfoa of Notlinghamshire, asserted that the ov- the bill for the disestablishment oi tue, church in Wales shonld be fhe first measn rs considered at the coming session oi pariia- ment.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-10-26
A SMALL BLAZE.

About 6:S0 o'clock last night fire broke out in John's Bolt works, adjoining the Baxter Stove works. and the department was called to the s6ane. The fire had orig mated from the spontaneous combustion of a pile of greasy waste. The department used Babcock and extinguished the fire after about S15 worth of damage had been doner
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
Electricity and Windmills.

The electric motor in country houses,
or on farm, may be used with
windmill and the storage of power
produced applied to saving wood,
.chopping feed and countless other
outside purposes ; possibly before long
it will rnn the moving machine and
the cultivator, and take the place OF
horses and many men., But, most and
best of all, itSoan besused now for
lighting o house from top to bottom,
in every closet and dark place, with
perfect safety, with a,soft, daylight
lustre, the wiring costing On average
of $2.5O n light in the first place, and
the current costing no more than gas.
What more there ia for electricity to
do in the house remains to be seen,
but apparently it is going to take the
place of the tabled brownie, and make
work easy and life twice as p,eastnt
there. -Congregationalist.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
QUAKER oaIEhET.

When care is taken in preparing,
this is handsome and sure dish. Three
eggs, half cupful OF milk, one and n
half tablcspoonfuls of corn starch, ono
teaspoonful of salt, one tablespoonful
of butter. Put tho omelet pan and
n cover that will fit closely on to heat.
Beat well together the yolks OF the
eggs, the corn starch and tho salt;
beat the whites to II stiff froth, add to
the we'll beaten yolks and corn starch.
Stir all together thoroughly and add
the milk. Put tho butter in the hot
pan; when melted pour i'll tho mix.
ture, cover and place on tho stove
whore it will brown but not burn. Cook
about seven minutes, fold, turn on n
hot dish and serve with cream sauce
poured around it. If the yolks ind
corn starch are thoroughly beaten, and
if, when tho stiff whites are added,
they are well mixed, and the cover and
pan are very hot, there can hardly be
failure. -New York Ledger.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
The Wild Cossac ks.

Tho wild Cossaclss, living away down
in the southernmost: part of tho Rus
sian Empire, spend most of their time
harassing the. Turks They are pecu-
liarly savage in appearance. Their
uniform is the Cossacl1 coat, full
trousers, scarlet .undefcoat hooked up
to the neck, big; boots and, as an orna
ment, they wear 4 bourka, circular
cloak made of course felt with long,
shaggy hair on ono side of it. This
icloak is big enough to cover the rider
;and much of the horse: The most
distinctive point in their dress, how
ever, is the cylindrioal hat of blach
:astrakhan which they wear at nd
seasons. The top:is Of cloth or velvet.
TheY.form part. the Russian cavalry
and 1.-Two principally .ohSpIunder, steal
ing, duringtheir s:.into Turkey,
can find, from n chicken
to child. Louis Republic.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
HARDLY EQUAL TO IT.

"You say you can write shorthand"
said the city editor.
81 can, SIR" replied the applicant
for job. "When it comes to short
hand 1 don't knuckle down to any
body"
"Hayc you had any experience in re-
porting n meeting?"
'Lots of it. I can take a full report
of the proceedings in shorthand and
put it in shape for tho printers after
ward. That's child's play for me-"
"Report any kind of meeting, can
you?"
eyes, SIR"
"H'm" said tho city editor,
"there is sort of convention Mt
Saddler's Hall i'll the next block. You
may go and report the proceedings
Write the speeches out in full"
The applicant for place on tho city
EDITORS staff took his note book and
went away. And he never came back.
When he got to Saddlcr's Hall ho
found he had been sent to report the
proceedings of convention of deaf
mutes. New York Mercury.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
WIFE OF A GREAT INVENTOR.

Mrs. Thomas A. Edison is ono of
those rarely beautiful women whom to
see is to admire. If CLOCKS" may over
be classified, she ranks ms "brun-
blonde, "ns shepossesses all tho piquant
charm of coloring attributed to that
type. AS her father, Lewis A. Miller,
is President of tho Chautauqua Assem-
bly,, part of Mrs. 'Edison's summers
are always spent at that resort of learn
ing, where she and her two. lovely
children may be seen driving about4in.
foreign-looking little pony cart,
yachting on the lake, or luxuriating on
tho broad yeranda of TIE picturesque
hnlf-house, half7tent affair that is
known to the students Mt the Summer
School as tho "NIiller iCottage..','-
An aunt of Mrs. Edison . is Mrs
Emily Huntingdon Miller tile one.
time editor of that successful childs
magazine of'long ago, the Little Cor
poral. Mrs: Miller is the present Prin.
cipnl of thriving girls College, in III
diana, and also the head. of the Chau-
tauqua Woman's Club, IN .organiza-
ton TINT meets daily during the Sum-
mer School SESSION for the, purpose. OF
discussing all affairs OF Church and
State that are Of special interest. to
Its members. i. New Y orlcTinies. ~.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
WRINKLE RULES.

If you would avoid wrinkles, caro-
not only for your skin, but for your
nerves; control your temper, and do
not try to have too expressive and
vivacious countendfsce. Sleep nine
hours night and M hour day. De-
cline to worry. Wear smoked glasses
instead of scowlipg fercely at the sun
light and the water. Refuse to try to
distinguish things afnr off. Wash your
face in warm water with pure soap
once day, and rub it softly with
flannel after tho washing. Feed it
with pure cold cream. Don't DO afraid
of occasional sunburn. 1t smooths the
face wonderfully. But, above all, be
emotionless. Now York World
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
A HANDKERCHIEF CASE.

A novel case, for tho dressing table
or burenu, is mado for containing
handkerchiefs. For foundation, a
square of pastoboafd little larger
than handkerchief when folded is
covered on both sides with light blue
satin. Then IL bag is crocheted of
knitting silk, and mado just wide
enough to fit easily around the square,
where it is scwed ON q. with small
stitches. The bag is made in n simple
crochet stitch, that is, somewhat open
it should be six inches in length, tho
lower half being of light blue silk and
the upper half Of pink The top is
finished by IL row of shells or scallops,
and drawn up by IL pink and blue silk
cord and balls. This holds square
pile of handkerchiefs in tho most in
viting manner, is oasy of access and
extremely pretty MS an ornament.-
Brooklyn Citizen.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
Cold Blooms the opticians Trade.

Cold snaps are a great thing for OPP
ticians. Sudden changes in tho tenn
perature from heat to extreme cold
often causes the glass in spectacles to
crack, Us if trodden upon. Then it
also has bad effect upon tho frames,
and wearers of aids to tho eye-sight
are often startled by having their spec
tacle frames suddenly fall apart at the
bridge. A man accustomed to wear
ing glasses is utterly lost without
them; he becomes dizzy after short
while, experiences nausea and suffers
any number of inconvenience. OF
course the minute his glasses break he
rushes off to the nearest optician.
New York Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
HOUSEHOLD MATTERS.
CHICKEN poTPIE. |

Skin and cut up tho fowls into joints
md nut the neck, legs and back bones
in n stew pan, with a little water, an
onion. a bunch of savory herbs and
blado of mace let these stew Tor an
hour, and wher done strain oil tho
liquor; this is for gravy. Put a layer
of fowl at the bottom of pie dish,
then layer of ham, then one of force
meat and hard boiled eggs, cut III
rings; between the layers puts season
ing of pounded mace, nutmeg, pepper,
and salt. Pour in about half pint OF
water, border the edge OF dish with
puff crust, put on tho cover, ornament
the top and glaze it by brushing over
it the yolk OF an egg. Bake for about
an hour and half, and when done
pour in at top the gravy made from the
bones.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09

lack NIL self consciousness. Beauty, OF
course, is necessary, but beauty alone
is not sufficient. Miss Clarko's faca
contains more expression than that OF
any woman / have over seen; besides,
posing is second nature with her. For
instance, few days ago needed
model for II poor, lono- woman, who
would suggest awllwardness and stu
pitlity. Miss Clarke put on an old
calico dress, pulled her hair over her
ears to mako herself look old, assumed
IN expression aud attitude beftting
the character, and she looked not only
stupid and awkward, but actually
hungry. Half an hour later 1 wanted
the picture of debutante just enter
ing drawing room. She changed her
tatters for IAN evening dress, coming
into the room with the air of ducll-
ess Sho Dis simply all women in one,
and that one very useful one to an
artist. Size can laugh or cry, be awk-
ward or graceful, look stupid, PEN
sivc, amused, interested or clever in
rs many minutes, and all Mt will.
"When want to illustrate story 1
first give the manuscript to Miss Clarke
to read. After that she knows MS well
us do for which characters in it she
can pose. There is picture in Mrs.
Burton Harrison's story, Sweet Bells
Out of Tune, which represents the
afro box, iii which is seated party of
ladies' Miss Clarke posed for every,
figure in that picture. One OF them
is that of II fat and elderly woman.
don't mean that Miss Clarke looked fat
and old, but sho managed to suggest
the character to me-"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
Some Quaint EpitapIls.

In IN article on quaint epitaphs, tho
London Funeral Directors journal
says: The following in Ponrith Church
yard is refreshing in these days of de-
ceit, on account of its candor:
"Hero lies tho man Richard and Mary his
wife;
Their surname was Pritchard, and thcy lived
without strife.
Tho reason was plain-they abounded in
riches;
They had no cnro nor pain, and the vito wore
tho brecchcs."
The owner of this inscription, now
resting in Hebburn Churchynrd, was
probably democrat, and had some
little opinion of him SELF:
''This humble monument will show,
Hero lies IN honest main;
You Kings, whose heads arc now rs low,
Rise higher il you cant"
John Dale was courageous man.
This is the epitnph over his remains in
Bnkewell iChurchyard, Derbyshire:
"Know posterty that on the sth of April,
In tho year of grace 1897, the rambling re-
mains OF John Dale were, in the eghty-sixth
year OF his pilgrimage, laid upon his two
wives
This thing IN lifo might raise some jeal-
OuSy;
Hero all three lie together lovingly"
Ono. epitaph in Ilfracombe Church,
yard shows faith:
'Wccp not for me, my friends so dear,
lam not dead, but sleeping here;
My debt Is paid, my grave is free,
And in due course you'll como to me-"
Not far from this we have nm exam.
pie of quiet self Qualification:
"Herc lies kind and loving vito
Atender nursing mother
A noighbor FREQ from brawl and strife,
A pattern for all Others"
Evidently marriage was not failure
in this case
What follows was formerly on a
tombstone in ST. Thomas's Church
yard, Salisbury:
"Here lies threo babes dead MS nits.
God took them Off in agie fits;
They was too good TO live wi we,
So he took 'cm oil to live wi 'ee."
Who dares to utter the foul SANDER
that it requires n surgical operation to
get n joke into the head of Scotch.
man? Let him or her cast IN eye over
the following, and then sit silent for.
ever. 1t is on gravestono in Stone
haven Churchyard:
"Tho place whaur Betty Cooper lies
| Is here or here aboot
Tho place whaur Betty Cooper lies
There's neeh can fin it DOT
| Tho place where Betty Cooper lies
There's Hccn on earth can toll,
| Till ut tho resurrection day, 4
| When Botty tells herscr." "a
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
Gypsics have no religion and som

Gypsies have no religion and some
of them have such an aversion to
churches that they never pass by one
without muttcred curse. In Euro
perm countries they never suffer them
selves to be buried in church-ynrd,
but whenever allowed, they bury their
dead in out-of-the-way places. This
nntipathy to churches and religious
forms is supposed by some persons to
have originated from their persecution
in the Middle Ages, but, whatever its
origin, it is q fixed fact.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09

The British Government may aban-
don the use of gunpowder i'm favor of
cordite, a substance which is now pre-
pared at the Government works. 1t
consists of nitro glycerine, gun cotton
and mineral jelly. 1t gives greater
velocity than does gunpowder, with
less strain OH the ghn..' At the Royal
gun factories they are making large
gunswhich fire SO rapidly as to keep
five OF six shots iii the, Dir ct once, and
which carry shot over Mont Blanc md
5000 feet above it,. Another invention
measures the velocity of shot to the
nine-billionth part of d second.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
THEIR REAL NAMES.

Tho Independent gives the follow
ing names of men and women who
write under noms dc plume: "Alan st.
Audyn" is Miss Frances Marshall, of
Cambridge, England; Miss NJ. L..
Braddon" liz Mrs. Maxwell; "Lnncc
Falconor" is Miss Mary Hnwker ;
''Mrs. Alexander" is Mrs. Annie Alex
andcr Hector; tho "Author of 'Tho
Danvcrs Jewels is Miss Cholmondo-
ley; "rho Girl in the Knrpnthians" is
Mrs. Henry Norman; "Gyp" is Com
tesse dc Mirabenu-NInrtcl "Graham
II. Johnson" is Mrs. Tomson; "Frnnk
Popo Humphrey" is IN American liv-
ing abroad cullen Gordon" is Mrs.
Van Rensselaer, Crugcr; "Octavo Tha-
net" is a. French; "Max O'Rell" is NJ.
Blouet; "Lucas Mnlet" is Mrs Harri-
son, daughter of the Rev. Charles
Kingsley; GO" is MIR. A. II. CUTLER
Couch; "NInrk Rutherford is Mr..
William Hale White; "John Oliver
Hobbs" is Mrs. Crnlgic, and "John
Strange Winter" is Mrs. Stannard
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09

There is firm in. Ohio which, &c.
cording to its own statement, has fur
nished for number of years past ser.
mons, lectures and literary productions
to many minister's throughout tho
United States. For stock sermons tho
terms are S1.50; for sermon on topic
assigned, $500. Lectures are from
800 to $50, according to style, length,
ETC., and the firm pledges itself not to
duplicate any production within n
radius of 200 miles.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
Two bronze tablets were lately

Two bronze tablets were lately
shipped from New York to ornament
tho new granite tomb of General
Francis Marion, the "Swamp Fox"
Tho Revolutionary hero was buried ut
his Belle Isle plantation, on the Santee
River, South Carolina, about fifty
miles north of Charleston, and simple
brick tomb, covered with q slab of
marble, marked the spot. Some years
ago tree fell across tho tomb and dis
figured it. Tho State Legislature Mt
its last session appropriated money to
buy new tombstone.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
The sooner the farmersin tho United

The sooner the farmersin the United
States realize that tho ordinary and
commonly bred horse is likely to de-
teriorato in value year by year, re-
marks the New York World, the bot
ter it will be for them. In 1892 tho
average value of farm horse in the
United States was $65.01, and of q
mule S75. So; in 1893 tho average farm
horse is worth only S61.22, and the
mule S70.68.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
WOMAN's WORLD.
PLEASANT LiTERATURE FOR
FEMININE READERS.
THE NEW MurroS-1Ea SLEEVE.

The new mutton-leg sleeve is larger,
wider and-fuller thar ever below the
shoulder. 1t is not only plated at the
arm size, but also OF the elbow ON the
outside and inside OF tho arm to give
it new additional volume. 1t is used
on all sorts of fabrics, from ginghams
to Lyons brocade, and for gowns of
every description, from practical util-
ity dresses to toilets designed for the
most elaborate occasions. -American
Farmer.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09

"You will require careful treatment
under my personal supervision for
about two months before you are ablo
to resume your labors in the bank"
doctor, you aro fooling yourself.
I nm not Smith the banker, but Smith
the street cur driver"
els that SO? Well, my good fellow,
/ don't see what you came to mo for.
There is nothing the matter with you
except that you arc not banker. -
Texas Siftinys.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
i ErIoUErrt OF : KSoy,11. ,wh1,fyos

I may MENTION SaSys the Afnrouiss
dc Fohtenoy, Tint tiisef pflscAtiico now in
vogue in England and:in certain other
foreign mohatcHidaf countries Of .hav-.
ing. foyal princes Invariably attended
by edueiriss and gshtlem ehsih:waiting
Fs of relatively recent origin and - was
hot customary dnring previous reigns'
Old King William ", Queen Vie
foria's predecessor, and, her other
uncle, King George ". were fra.
Hpeently in the habit of strolling about
fn the neighborhood of Piccadiilly and
Bt.: james, quite alone andWitKout at
tendance, both before and after their,
accession. to the throne; Shortly after.
) Quesn's Victories amhrIiege, thoIeyer,.
her:geod$lookingt soing: husband, Was
made the object Of .marlsed shd often
slve demonstrations of admiration by
certain female oranks, and it was like
wise brought, to the Queens ears,
whether With justice or not, I am i I'M ~
able to say, that efforts %5stefes about to
be made to ihveig1e the Prince Consoft
into certain feminine ientanglements;f
with the object, &c not of securing in
!huehce o3eryhim, at. any rate of com.
pfomisihghim. 1T WINS with. the, OBJ.
!; jest.of preserving her. sbusband from
hny dangers, of tliis kind, ;, and for the
purpose Of avoiding s.eyen.the slightest;
| ptetext foraany. breath .,of, scandal or
gossip. that the Queen arranged. that
the Prince should never; set his. foot;
outside the palace. precincts unless at
tended: by .,, one Or more gentlemeaa;n
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
WORSE THAN AN EPIDEMIC.

"When your practicing friend
across the way has learned how to play
the coronet he will entertain the
whole neighborhood," said Mrs.
Brown.
eyes" said Mrs. Jones, s'but by
that time there won't be any neigh
borhood here. "-Texns Siftings.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
ENLIGHTENED.

Jones doing little preliminary
sparring before announcing his ap-
proaching marriago) Brown,
you're friend of mine. Tell me esn-
didly, why did you get married?"
Brown (savagely) Because was a
dod-rasted, half-bnlled, idiotic lunk-
headl"
Jones decides to say nothing.)
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
ANTICIPATING THINGS.

The youth approached the father
with more or less trepidation.
$50, said the old, gentleman, after
the case had been stated, "you want to
marry my daughtcr?"
stNot any more than she wants to
marry me-" no replied, hedging.
"she hasn't said anything to me
about it."
''No, because she's afraid to-"
'Aren't you afraid Sir, moro than
she is?" said the father, sternly.
The youth braced up.
"Well, perhaps I am, {" he said, 'but
as the head of our family, I've got to
face it and set the pegs" and the old
man smiled and gave his consent. -
Detroit Free Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
WHAT ALLIED SMITH.

A plainly dressed man, who intro
duced himself us Mr.. John Smith,
walked into doctors Office in Texas
town and, having explained his symp-
toms, asked the doctor how long it
would tale to cure kim. The doctor,
who had treated the visitor with every
possible courtesy, replied:
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09

CeHtenarians are almost invariably
team people, Of spare habit and of
great moderation in eating and drink
ing. OF fhirty-seven investigated
thfee took no animal food, four took
very little, twenty II little, ten q mod
crate amount, and only one. acknowl-
edged taking much.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
TRANSFERRED.

Park Lane "What do you think of
this readymnde suit, old man9 Since
I got married, you know, have got
to be economical
Baxter 'sOf course. .eBut you
don't mean to say you have given up
your tailor?"
Park Lane-"Oh, no. My wife has
him now?"-Clothier and Furnisher.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
According to the latest available ro.

According to the latest available re-
turns Russia has the largest prison
population, 10S, $40; next comes India
with 1850, Italy with 6s,s2s, Japan
with 3,82s, France with 60,S36, tho
United States with 59,258, and Great
Britain with 3O,474.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09

The Continent of Europe contains
1905, 600 moro women than men. The
female sex preponderates most strong
~ in Portugal und Norway.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
THE HORST; KNEW.

watts-"I tell YOU. old man., I SOW
the most remarkable exhibition of ami
NAL intelligence to-day that could be
POTTS. ',sWhat WINS it?i
Watts "a bridal party started
from the house ncross the street from.
where 1 live and. one of the horses
attached to. the carriage threw a shoe.
Now, what do Outlining of that ?"'.E
Mercury. q
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
IN TRAINING.

"Charloy proposed to me last night,
and accepted him."
"Why, he proposed to mo ycstcr-
day"
"Indecd? Well, he did it SO prct-
tily that was sure he had rehearsed
several times Puck.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09

Blythe tenth census 2a.o1o.Ooo in
haBitants of the United States were
supported, by agriculture, 1880, 900
by manufactures, and 15,62O,o 600 by.
commerce.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-02-09
IT TAKES NERVE.

CT can't pay this bill, doctor. It's
exorbitant. I'm no better than was
either"
"That's because you didn't take my
advice"
"Ah-well-o course, if I didn't
tnke it, don't owe you for it. Thanks.
Good morning. "-Tit-Bits.