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Missionary-1 have often wondered what
became of my predecessor.
Genial Cannibal Chief-Oh, he! He has
gone into the interior. -Once Week.
still Was He SIN the Push. !"

It was rainy, unpleasant day, and just
at noon the elements seemed on particu-
larly wild tear" Up and down State
street the pedestrians were few and far be-
tween. The men had disguised look with
life in general, and the few women. who
found it necessary to be out were making
all possible haste to get under shelter.
just then dude came along, and as the
rain slowed up bit he stopped at the cor
ner to wait for car.
His trousers were turned up. his pretty
patent feathers were splashed and muddy,
and he looked AUTOMATICALLY sad-but he
was still lin the push" He had huge
chrysanthemum in his buttonhole.. 1t was
beautiful specimen and shone Respondent
upon his otherwise bedraggled appearance
AS he stood waiting there on the corner he
looked, as he felt, disguised.
Just then lone of the boys" came along,
also wearing chrysanthemum. "How are
you, old mani" and he slapped the dude
cordially across the not too broad shoulders
and down into the mud fell his beautiful
chrysanthemum.
'Oh, don't do thatl" exclaimed chappy.
II beg pawdon, old fellow; deuced sorry,
you know. All mistake, assure you.'
"Oh, it's all right, old boy, but now I
shall have to spend another half hour to
get chrysanthemum to suit my complex
ion as well as that one did, and the pair
walked off together in the direction of the
forist's.-Chicago Tribune
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Bird SLAUGHTER.


An American dealer sold last year
10000 birdskins. All were used for or.
namenting woman's attire. Women ought
to cry down this vanity that feeds and
pampers the destruction of the feathered
tribes. The birds sacrificed are of course
those of richest plumage, and of course
also those that will be least easily re.
placed. In fact, if this thing continues,
American bird life of the gentler orde,
will pretty soon become extinct. Is not
the warfare the American Humane so.
ciety has opened upon the birdskin traf.
fic wholly justifable? We think so. The
destruction referred to contributes not
one whit to human need or human com.
fort. 1t adds nothing to the intellectual,
nothing to the mental. 1t is simply wan
tonness practiced at the beck of fashion,
and as silly and meaningless a fashion,
too, as ever was spawned from the brain
of man milliner. There are birds in
plenty that shed their plumage to supply
the vain demand for flaming headgear.
Why should the fashion monarchs be in.
exorable and also demand the bodies Of
our feathered songstersp = Sacramento
Union.
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There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such q stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
er need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and inhammations defiance. In cases of
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico rate is only in 1000.
This is the lowest known record, and it
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent of consumptives is daily aug
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than the territorial average.
In New England the consumptive death
rate is 25 out of every 1000 of the COM
munity; in Minnesota it is IA, and
throughout the southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi-
gan and Minnesota, and the winter
temperature OF southern Illinois, Indiana
and Tennessee. This, however, is only. as
shown by the thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude fills one
with vivacity and health, and so strong is
the influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclimation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself is
great boon. Cases are ON record of in
crease in the chest measure of immi-
grants here of from four to seven inches.
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. It is at the entrance
of splendid canon, Astounding in natural
curiosities. 1t is also the gateway of the
Pecos National park, where fsh and game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places of pic
turesque aud OF historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal
ace, fret erected shortly after 1905, from
which the Spanish viceroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
dates from about 1716; but it is full of
interest, as every room is consecrated by
the memory of thrilling events. In this
building Con. Lew Wallace wrote his
famous Ben Hur.
The chapel of San Miguel, was built in
1880 and still stands. BY it's side is the
oldest house IN the United States. The
walls OF the old cathedral date from 1929,
but the rest of the structure b of more
modern date. Within con Ssnient dis
tances are the Indian pueblos Of Tesuqus
and Nambe; in side canon Of Che Santa
Fe are the delightful Aztec springs, while
about nine miles mp the main water
course is Monument rock. The road
thither Is one of SURPRISING loveliness.
To the south Of town is Aqua Fria, and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
by Tiffany the finest in the world; and
beyond the Rio 0rande are ths San Tide
fonso Pueblo and the curious clifI dwell
lings.
Other points Of interest to the tourists
are: The Historical society rooms; the
sGarita," ths~military quarters, chapel
md cemetery Of Or LAdJ Of NE Rosary,
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Crossing the Atlantic

Usually involves sea sickness. When the
waves play pitch and toss with you, strong
indeed must be the stomach that can stand
it without revolving. Tourists, COM
mercial travellers, yachtsmen, mariners,
all testify that Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters is the best remedy for the nausea ex-
perienced in rough weather on the water.
Nervous and weakly travellers by land
often suffer from something akin to this,
and find in the Bitters its surest remedy.
No disorder of the stomach, liver or bow
els is SO obstinate that it may not be
overcome by the prompt and thorough
remedy. Equally eficacious is it for
chills and fever, kidney and rheumatic
trouble and nervousness. Emigrants to
the frontier should provide themselves
with this fine medicinal safeguard agaihsst
the effects of vicissitudes of climate,
hardship, exposure and fatigue.
Did the doctor say that you really must
have change at once?
He didn't just say so-but he present
ed his bill.
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Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of
st. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called O-ga- p-ho-ge.
1t is probably the Oldest civilized COM
lnunity in the United States and the m ost
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au-
gustin, Fla, were first foun led. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated a
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport, Mo-, gave it a
world wide fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANlTAR1uM.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the q.
$. weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude of
7,015 feet, and latitude, about the seth
degree north, that gives it peculiar ad-
vantage as sanitarium. The elevation
tempcrs the summer heats, which natural
~ should be about that of Memphis,
Tenn, or Bakersfield, Cal, and its south
ssn situation reduces the rigors of winter,
As an illustration, during the winter of
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions did
not exceed half dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work,
md no one in Santa Fe can be accused of
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as great
physician expressed it. The rare, ozon-
ated air permeates every cell of the lungs,
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs.
Symington and Harroun, who have prac-
ticed in Santa Fe for over twenty years,
report that they have only found two
'ases among the native people of con-
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. 8. weather observation Office
has been stationed here for twenty years,
and the following statistical data tells
better than words how even and mild is
Inc climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
summer--heat and the winter cold the fol-
lowing tables siioW most equable and
delightful temperature:
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NOT CALLED.

lie may be scholar familiar with books,
In person model, unrivaled for looks.
An orator, too, like the great Mr.. Puff,
But that, to our notion, Is not quite enough.
In language decided the truth must be told,
We think for our parish he's rather too old.
For aught that we hear of he may be saint,
And none of his errors makes any complaint.
He knows all the canons and rubrics by heart,
And oft to the needy will blessings impart,
But he isn't the shepherd we want at our fold.
We think for our parish he's rather too old.
Did you ever learn that experience tells
And work by master for full value sells?
You make mistake when that man you pass
by,
And say, when inquired of the reason and
why,
In language emphatic, 1.-THE truth must be
told,
We think for our parish he's rather too DID,"
Oh, what shall we do when our pastors get gray
And cannot quite compass the world in day7
know nothing else save devoutly to pray
They soon may be called to some region
away,
Where angels invite to the city of gold,
And none will refuse them for being too old.
Tacoma New Era.
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A Man with . Conscience.


~ patrolman sauntering down Monroe
avenue the other day met stranger with
bloody nose and stopped to ask what had
happened.
''Sir, l allege," replied the man, shat 9
saloon keeper near the Central depot hit
me-"
''Allege9 Don't you know that he dids"
asked the officer.
II allege that he did, and allege it pref
ty strong, toe" replied the man.
why don't you come right out and say
that he hit your"
''Im good mind to-"
The officer looked at him In wonder, and
the stranger pinched his nose to stop the
flow of blood and said:
"You see, was having fight with him,
street car was off the track and horse
was running away all at the same time,
and don't want to swear that he punched
me in the nose when might have been run
over by the horse or struck ny the street
car. Iallege that he did it, however, and
as soon as can find place to wash my
nose Pm going back there and maui the
alleged stufting out o. him!'-Detroit Free
Press
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ArbOr Day Proclamation.
Whereas, The legislature, by the enact
ment of Chapter XXXv, of the laws of
1891, set apart the second Friday in
March of each year to be observed as
Arbor Day.
Now, therefore, I, Juan J. Ortiz, county
school superintendent, considering the
second Friday of March inconvenient in
this county, do proclaim that Friday,
the 9Th day of April, 1894, be celebrated
as Arbor Day in this county, to be OBJ
served by the planting of trees for the
benefit and advancement of public and
private grounds.
The day as above designated shall be
a holiday in all public schools of the
county, and school officers and teachers
are requested to have the schools under
their respective charge observe the day
by the planting of treos aud other uppro-
pirate exercises.
JUAN j. ORTIZ,
County School Superintendent.
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Tho Female Ailantus.

Mr.. G. F. Saunders of Philadelphia
justly calls attention to the great beauty
of this tree. The male ailantus first
disgusts by its disagreeable odor, and
then the flowers fall, leaving nothing
more behind them. But the female
flowers have rather pleasant fragrance
and are followed by the fruit, which
soon takes on beautiful golden color.
Most will agree with him that there
are few things more beautiful than the
female ailantus. with its young fruit
during the months Of August and Sep
TENDER. BY the way, the name is allan
tus and not ailanthus, as frequently writ.
ten, the tree being named from the Chi.
nese "ailanto. "-Meehan's Monthly.
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CHILDREN

VII, are puny, pale, weak, or scrof.
ulous, ought to take DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. That
builds up both flesh and strength.
For this, and for purifying the
blood, there's nothing in all medi-
cine that can equal the discovery"
In recovering from Grippe" or
in convalescence from pneumonia,
fevers, or other wasting diseases, it
speedily and surely invigorates and
builds up the whole system. As an
appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets
AT, work all the processes of diges-
tjbn and nutrition, rouses every Or
gan into natural action, and brings
back health and strength.
For all diseases caused by torpid
liver or impure blood, Dyspepsia,
Biliousness, Scrofulous, Skin and
Scalp diseases - even Consumption
for Lung scrofula in its earlier
stages - the !" Discovery" is the
only guaranteed remedy. If it
doesn't benefit or cure, in every
case, you have your. money back.
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before he had completed the requisite
search.
The kitchen was empty when he re-
turned.
"W,ere are the children was his first
alarmed thought, expressing itself I'M
consciously in words.
II saw 'em go out of the door, please,
SIR" said the washerwoman's little girl.
The July sun was beginning to glow
intensely in the heavens. The pavements
reflected the ardent shine with tenfold
heat, and poor Peter Carver was nearly
melted ere he espied his hopeful son and
heir, with Pet following
Neither of them would walk-in fact,
the little wanderers were far too weary
so Mr.. Carver mounted one on each
arm and carried them, limp and unre-
sisting, through the streets.
"Ill have a nurse for you, my young
friends, before the world is day older"
he said, grinding his teeth with impotent
wrath as he deposited Pet and Tommy
on the floor and went YEARLY to his
household duties.
GLOW are you now, Carry~ he said
about an hour afterward, throwing him
self into chair by her bedside and fam
ming himself with the newspaper he had
laid there that morning.
"About the same, dear. How does the
housekeeping get along"
at don't get along at ALL"
''Is dinner ready?"
"Dinner?" echoed Peter in sort of
dismayed tone. "Why, I haven't got
through with breakfast yetv'
"But it is 10 O'clock"
II don't care if it's Is o'clock-a man
can't do 40 things at once"
"Where are the children2" asked his
wife.
SIN bed. They were too much for me,
SO I undressed 'em and put 'em to bed to
get them out Of the way"
"Poor things" said Carry.
"Poor me, should think" said Car
yer irately. I had quite enough to do
without 'em. I've broken the plates, and
melted off the nose of the teapot, and
lost my diamond ring in the ash barrel,
and cut my fingers with the carving
knife"
"Have you looked after the pickles
and baked fresh pies?"
"No"
"Nor blackened the range, nor cleaned
the knives, nor scrubbed the kitchen
hoorW
"NO."
"Nor made the beds, nor swept the
chamber, nor busted the parlors, nor
polished the windows, nor heard the
children's lessons, nor taken care of the
canary birds, nor
"Stop-stop" calculated Mr.. Peter
Carver, tearing wildly at his hair. "You
don't mean to say that you do all these
things every day."
II do, most certainly-and long before
IL o'clock. And yet you wonder that I
am not dressed and cultivating my mind
before II o'clock"
my dear Carry" said Peter penitent-
~ly. II have been brute. I'll have q
COUk is!Q d AuISe duu D. CAdlllUcIuldlll
here just as soon as I can possibly obtain
them. You shall be a drudge no longer"
A few minutes afterward the unskilled
cook was scorching his whiskers over a
gridiron covered with Kissing mutton
chops, which would alarm him by sud-
denly blazing up into his face without
the least premonitory symptom, when o
light step crossed the kitchen floor and q
little hand took the handle of the grid
iron from his grasp.
"Carry!"
II release you from duty" smiled the
wife. "My ankle is better now"
81 say, Carryl"
"Well?"
"Tell the truth, now. Wasn't that
ankle business little exaggeratedy'-
Buffalo News.
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The Best of Reasons.

Tho reason why allcock's porous
plasters are popular is that they may be
relied on to cure,
1. Lame back, sciatica, stiffness or
twitching of the muscles.
2. Chest troubles, such as pleurisy'
pneumonia, consumption.
8. Indigestion, dyspepsia, biliousness,
kidney complaint.
The success, however, will depend upon
the genuineness of the plaster used. The
popularity of allcock's porous plasters
has been 80 great that multitudes Of
limitations have sprung up on every hand.
The only sure cure is to get the genuine
allcock's porous plasters
Brandreth's Pills improve the digestion
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Willing to Wait.

Husband-Did you see me kiss my hand
TO you this morning after had left the
house?
Wife-Why, John, wasn't near the win
dow then.
Husband-I wonder who 1t vast
Wife-I don't know, but the servant girl
told me this morning she guessed she would
try it another week.-Lifc.
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A Veteran of the Mexican War,

Oak Harbor, Ohio.-I met Geo. O..
Momeny an old veteran of the Mexican
war on the streets to-day who told me
that after reading about Simmons Liver
Regulator he bought bottle, and the
first three doses gave him immediate re-
lief.-Geo. Gosline. Your druggist sells
it in powder or liquid. The powder to be
taken dry or made into q tea.
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English In Spanish.

The ordinary method of construction
by which the Spanish writer places adjec-
tives after nouns has sometimes a droll
effect if he chances to adopt English
words into his composition. Thus it
certainly sounds odd to read in La Ma
cion that "the congress of the United
States has finally disposed of the danger
GUS Bill Sherman" and in II Concrete
of Lima that "the American congress
committee has voted for Bill Wilson to
kill Bill McKinley.'-New York Re-
corder.
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To California

Via the Santa Fe route, the greatest rail-
road in the world. You can take Pull
man car and go to San Francisco, Los
Angeles or San Diego without change.
No other line can give you this accommo-
dation. For excursion rates and other
information call at city ticket Office.
Fl, s, LUTz, Agent.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

American Youth-W Well, Parkins, do
you think I will look presentable at the
reception this EVENING"
Imported Valet-Heverything his hall
right now, sir, he1cept your CHASTITY
Hamerican haccent.
Good Nave
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From, His Expsrisnc>

Wife-What kind Of cards do you think
make the best calling cardsi
:. Husband (absentmindedly) - Aces. -
Rochester Democrat.
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Tho Tickle Weather.

''What need, J" said the man who COM
plains, lis change Of climate"
"Well." replied his friend, you stay
right here in Washington for four or five
hours, and you'll probably get it."-Wash-
tngtOn Star
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Her Idea OF 1t.

Her Idea OF 1t.
Oh, ma, said little Elsie, as the early
spring bicyclist sped by on his pneuma-
tic-tire wheel.
What is it, desri said her mother.
Look at the bicycle with its winter rub
bers on.
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Round trip tickets to the City of Mex
leo on sale every day in the year at $780,
70. Tickets good six months from date
of sale. Reduced rates to all other princi-
pal points in Mexico. Fl. L. LUTz, Agent.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.
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BAD Judgment.

Shelf seems to me you would not show
good Judgment as poker player.
He-Why nots
She (yawning)-You always persist in
staying. Truth.
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Hest Time and Service to Chicago

Hest Time and Service to Chicago
and At. Louis
Is afforded by the Burlington's vestibuled
fyer, leaving Denver daily at 8 p. M,
reaching Chicago at $3.50 a. M, and st.
Louis at 1870 a. M, the second morning,
making close conventions with all fast
trains for the east and south. All meals
en- route served in the famous Burlington
dining cars.
For full information apply to local
ticket agents or address g. w. vallery,
General Agent 1889 18th street, Denver
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A Mind to Rule.

IN My wife's got excellent intentions,
Dixon, said Enpeck in feeble apology.
fdgYes, said Dixon, in his mean, low way
EAoticed when you and were there that
s6e was very we'll minded.
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A Good Foundation,

"Bilkein'sis strong face or TIM no judge
Of physiognomy."
ut ought to be. He and bis whole family
are living on it."-Buffalo Courier.
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Bound to Please.

Manageable audience is calling for the
author.
Actor-But the author died 100 years ago.
Manager-Never mind. Fix up to look
like him and go out. Iwant you to under
stand that this is first class theater.-
Puck
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A VETERANS VERDICT.
The War Is Over. A Well-known Sol.
der, Correspondent and Journal
ist Makes q Disclosure,

indiana contributed her thousands Of brave
soldiers to the war and no state bears n bet.
ter record In that respect than 1t does. In
literature y Is rapidly acquiring an
onviable place.. In. war and literature
solomon Jewell, we'll known as q writer as
Sol. has won an. honorable position: Dur
ing the late war he WAS q member OF Co M,
I'd. N. X. Cavalry and Of the 18th Indiana In
fantry volunteshs. Regarding an important
circumstance he writes as follows:
Several OF US old veterans here are using
DR.. Niles Restorative Nervlne, Heart Cure
and Nerve and LiyeA pills. oil 81 them giving
splendid satisfaction? In fact, We have never
used remedies that compare with them. OF
the Pills We must SAY. they are the best com.
bination Of tho qualities required in Q prep
We have none but words Of praise for them
They are the outgrowth Of q new principle In
medicine, and tone up the system wonder.
fully. We cay to oil, try these remedies"
Solomon YcHell MasIQp, Ind. Dec: 3. lss g.
positive euarantee. Of sent direct BY the
Df. Miles Medical Co, Elkhart. Ind, on re-
cetpt Of price, a per bottle, elk bottles o. OK.
pres prepaid. They positively contain neither
oplatea nor Dangerous drasp.
sold ~ al druggists.
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Making the Punishment Fit the
Purse.
The Police Magistrate-I fine you $40.
The Culprit-But, your honor, I amt
got only $4.75.
The Police Magistrate-Then I fine
you $4.75. Callthnexcase.
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: A recent poet writes, IA song sleeps in
my soul unsung." There is a place for that
young man in dime museum at q remu-
nerative salary. He is the only one Of his
kind on ord.-Atlanta Constitution.