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The herald., 1894-02-13

to sll, $50, which is approximately
correct.
We have not, however, included the
street incidentals either as debit or
credit, as the one Offsets the other.
We further find that there are the
following amounts drawn monthly upon
khf fnuJ.
The herald., 1894-02-13
DROPPED FROM THE CALENDAR
Judge York Upholds Judge
Clark's Decision.
The Fight Among the Attorneys Over
Large Amount of Money.
The Celebrated GoOdspesd-M Mansfield
Case Again on Deck-Some Inter-
esting Law Points Raised.
Arguments.

The Goodspeed- Mansfield litigation
caused to be raised a novel point, in
volving the jurisdiction Of two superior
courts of this county. The matter came
up before Judge York yesterday.
A suit was brought by Annie Pratt
against John Mansfield and Mrs. Anah
E. Mansfield to compel them to account
for large sums of money and personal
property, including $lS,SSl.9O still in
the hands OF the Farmers and Mer-
chants bank. This suit was instituted
January 18th. Mrs. Mansfield, how
ever, was equally diligent, and Janusry
18th brought suit in Judge York's court
against the bank, demanding judgment
for the SIS, 1881. 80 involved in the subse-
ouent action in Judge Clark's court.
AS soon as the bank was sued in
Judge York's court its attorneys gave
notice that on February 18th they
would ask to be allowed to deposit the
monev in Judge York's court, and that
E. L. Campbell, the guardian. be sub
stituted as defendant in place OF the
bank.
As coon az the bank was sued In con-
junction with the Mansfelds in Judge
Clark's court by the guardian, e. -
Campbell, for an accounting, 1t also
filed its answer, offering to deposit the
money in Judge Clark's court.
In this way the bank became en-
tangled between two courts and did not
know in which one to make their pay
ment. Mrs, Mansfield, her attorneys,
+. L. Campbell and his attorneys, and
the bank and it's attorneys appeared be-
fore Judge York yesterday morning,
when a stop to ell further procedure
was made by Attorney Hanlon intro
ducing as evidence the injunction issued
by Judge Clark.
Judge Silent argued that the notice
did not affect the bank, and thai the
case was not on trial.
Attorney Hanlon declared that Silent
was treading dangerously near contempt
OF court, and under the injunction
should remain mute.
Judge York held that the suit in
Judge Clark's court was the proper one
to decide all questions OF this kind, it
being an accounting for all Of the Mans
fields transactions.
The court thereupon denied Silent's
motion without prejudice. and granted
Mr.. lannon's motion to drop the de-
murrer and all the proceedings from the
calendar.
Later in the day Attorneys Silent and
Campbell appeared in Judge Clsrk's
court and objected to the justification Of
certain sureties ON E. L. Campbell's
bond as guardian, the grounds given by
tho firm being that the service of notice
of justification was received by his clerk
and not by member OF the firm. 1t
appeared, though. that the game clerk
had repeatedly accepted similar notices,
and his actions repeatedly endorsed by
members of the firm of H0uehton,
Silent & Campbell.
The objection was taken under ad-
yi6ement
The herald., 1894-02-13
POLICE COURT CASES.

some OF Those who deceived Justice
Yesterday.
Clel Dempsey, George CLARK and Carl
Brown, the boys who assaulted Sen Ho,
a Chinaman employed by District At
torney Dillon, with the intention of rob-
bling him, were given preliminary ex.
animation yesterday in Judge Seaman's
court. They we're held, with bail fixed
at $1,000 each.
Jack Ledell had some trouble in the
questionable portion of Alameda street
ON Saturday night, and attempted to
pass confederate $40 bill. He was also
in the possession OF a Weil-regu iated
Jag and revolver. Judge Austin fined
MIN SIS for carrying concealed weapon.
Spencer Lindsay, a smart youth who
resides with his parents on Los Angeles
street, was convicted of hitting Chi
naman in the face with stone. He was
fined S..
Tom Anderson was given 60 days in
the chaingang for stealing some pulleys.
Fred Foster got 20 days in the came
department for vagrsncy.
The charge OF malicious mischief filed
by Officer Stephenson against John L..
White aad wife was set for hearing
March LIST. 1t will be jury trial.
These are the persons who got into q
dispute over a boundary line, being
neighbors,
The herald., 1894-02-13
Afternoon Session.

The council is becoming more and
more lax in it's business. 1t was nearly
a half hour after the time set for con-
vening before President iced was able,
with the assistance of an officer, to
round up enough members to secure q
quorum.
The appeal from the decision of the
street superintendent in accepting work
on Providence street was taken up.
Mr.. Rhodes said the property owners
had reqested to withdraw from the APP
peal.
The matter was postponed until Mon
day next.
The ordinance for sewer on Wash
ington street was passed.
On recommendation OF the street
superintendent Frank Chinoweth was
granted an extension of 80 days on his
contract ON Washington street.
The land committee reported upon
the petition OF M. L. Wicks and others,
recommending that quit claim deed
be issued to thaIn foE certain lots.
Approved.
Mr.. Nickel made the following stste-
The herald., 1894-02-13
THE FEDERAL COURTS.

Two Cases of Interest to People of San
Diego.
Two cases in which San Diegans are
interested were called in the United
States circuit court yesterday. The
first was that OF Frederick N. Pauly
VS.. the San Diego Gable Railway COM
pany, in which the defendants at
torney'e motion to dismiss the attach
ment was submitted and taken under
advisement. In the case of Eli FL.
Murray, receiver of the California Saw
ings bank of San Diego, against the
American Surety company, the matter
was argued on the demurrer of the de.
fendant and submitted ON briefs.
The herald., 1894-02-13
JUDGE SMITHS JUSTICE.

Martin, a Dangerous Burglar, Gets Only
Three Years.
Frank Martin pleaded guilty yester-
day in Judge Smiths court to charge
of burglary. and was sentenced to three
years. imprisonment in San Quentin.
In company with Charles Vincent, Mar
tin broke into private house situated
in Antelope valley and stole consider
able property. They were pursued, and
a young man named Graham was shot
by one of the burglars. Should Graham
die, as is expected, the more serious
charge will be made against them.
Vincent pleaded not guilty and will
stand trial.
Martin is young man Of good family
and education, being university grad.
uate.
The herald., 1894-02-13

ment of the amount paid for unem-
ployed:
pioyment fund ..'..e................ $7.oo3 rs
a Wednesday, February 18th. -. 300 90
Total $9,7O3 25
fund to date .........,......$s, 495 90
S1,2Os 25
The herald., 1894-02-13

+. Wolfskill lots. Next Saturday, Feb
ruary 18th. No reserve; no limit.
Terms, only one-quarter each, balance
one, two and three years. Wait for it.
Particulars, maps, etc. Esston, Ed
ridge & Co., 12l South Broadway.
The herald., 1894-02-13
They May w ed.

Marriage licenses were issued yester-
day to the following persons:
Edwin M. Butler, native OF Missouri,
"a years of age, of Santa Monica, and
Gertrude Arkle, 20 years OF age. native
of Minnesota, OF Visalia.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-07-01

Male and Female college, Fairview, Miss. is paying visi. to his mother and sisters. Miss Edna Curry, who has been visiting the family of A. M. Prude, returned home l Friday.
 Do not fail to have the AGE- HERALD 1 sent to your summer address. | Cadet Martin. who is so well and favora- l bly, known in East Lake, is taking a spe- cal course under Prof. R. J. Wadrop. | Wednesday night at the residence of MT. Coe, Miss Roberta Hayes Ives and MT. George Oliver were united in tue holy bonds of matrimony. The groom is one of East Lakes prominent citizens. The bride
 is a cousin of Miss Rosa Coe, who is 80 ia vorably known in East Lake. The East Lake Dem )cratic club will at- tend in a body Colonel Oates' speech Mon- day night. A large attendance is desired.
 While taking your vacation this summer, you are requested to speak good word tor Howard college and the East Lake athe- neum.
 Rev. ]. s. Chadwic of Greensboro, who has been visiting his brother, MT. Ellis, returned home Friday.
 The enchanting and accomplished Miss Washburn of Montgomery is visiting the Misses Palmer.
 Miss Adella Gladney is paying visit to the family of MT. William Grant.
 MT. and Mrs. Falls have gone to St. Louis, where they will remain some weeks
 MT. Brown, son-in-law of MT. w. R. Mutt, is thinking of removing to East Lake.
 pr. A. w. McGaha and wife are visiting friends and relatives in Huntsville.
 Miss Velma Lykes, one of East Lakes most beautiful young ladies, spent Satur- day picnicking at North Birmingham.
 Dr. T. J. Dill and son, Joe, have gone to Anniston. where they will remain about 8 week, visiting fre Ids and relatives.
 Miss He, mione Browns Sunday school class gave an ice cream festival Friday night. making clear of all expenses S11 .50. No one will wonder at the success with which Miss Brown met when he is made cognizant of the fact that she gave saucer of cream, one slice of cake and served by ] beautiful waiter, all for 10 cents.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-07-01
LITERARY NOTES.

SCRIBNER'S Magazine for July opens with descriptive article on the social as- poets of that region along the Massach u- setts coast known as the north shore.
 The illustrations, made by W. T. Smeadly, are from actual sketches.
 Octave Thanet's American type in this number is the Working Man,' and she sketches him in most sympathetic man. per with touches of her rare humor. The illustrations are by A. B. Frost.
 The number also includes clever short story, "An Ally of MT. Cross," dra- matic installment of "JohD March, South erner," and short, pithy essay on the woman question by Agnes Repplier, from which paper quote the following:
 "l gain nothing by being with such as discontent. '.We encourage one another In mediocrity." This is what we women are doing with such apparent satisfaction; 1; we are encouraging one another in medi- ocrity. We are putting up easy standards oi our own in place of the best standards of men. We are sating our vanity with small and ignoble triumphs, instead of struggling on defeated, routed, but un- conquered still, with hopes high set upon the dazzling mountain tops which we may never reach. From "Aut Caesar Aut Nihil.n
 Such words are trenchant and to be com mended to Madame Grand.
 THE SOUTHERN comes out in an improved oress which the editors tell us will be per- manent.
 Elvira Sydnor Miller, a well-known Kentucky writer, has one of her best poems in the August number.
 "A Sand Mountain Aggression" by Francis Synde, is a strong story, and w. E. Bradley treats of a true Cum berland theme when he writes of "Kentucky WLisky.,'
 Mrs. Russell Wetmore, one of the society leaders of the Monumental City, writes entertalningly of "Social Life in Balti- more.'
 General Duke offers good editorial mat ter, and so completes a most acceptable number.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-07-01
DEMOCRATIC SPEAKERS.

Hons. Joseph F. Johnston and J. Craig Smith will address their fellow citizens at Monroeville, Monroe county, Tuesday July 8.
 Evergreen, Conecuh county, Wednesday, Andalusia, Covington county, Thursday :, July 5.
 Seawright, Crenshaw county, Friday, :, July6.
 Troy, Pike county, Saturday. July7. Hon. Joseph F. Johnston will address his fello" citizens at
 Thorptown, Colbert county, Friday, July Spring Valley, Colbert county, Monday July 16.
 Cherokee, Colbert county, Tuesday, July IT.
 Ebenezer Church, Lauderdale county, Saturday, July IA.
 Hons. J. F. Johnston and H. c. Thomp- kins at
 .Yalhermoso, Morgan county, Friday, July 20. July 51. Hon. George P. Harrison will address his fellow citizens at
 Abbeville, Henry county, Saturday, July 2S. Gen. John w. A. Sanford, Hon. F. B. Lloyd (Rufus Sanders) and MT. H. O. Bull lock will speak at Prospect Church, EI- more county, July7.
 Hons. F. l.. Pettus and A. D. Sayre will address their fellow citizens at 1homasville, Clarke county, July 5. Coffeevlle, Clarke county, July 6. Salitpa, Clarke county, July 6, at night. Jackson, Clarke county, July '. Hon. w. c. Pitts of Tuskaloosa, nomi- nee of the democratic party for attorney general, and Prof. John o. Turner of St. Clair. nominee for superintendent of edu- cation of Alabama, will address their fel low citizens as follows: Guntcrsvlle, Marshall county, Monday, July 2.
 scottsboro, Jackson county, Tuesday, July 8.
 Bridgeport, Jackson county, Wednesday, July 4.
 Lebanon, DeKalb county Thursday July, Fort Payne, ,DeKalb county Friday July, GaylesvilIe, Cherokee county, Saturday, July7.
 Centre, Cherokee county, Monday July g. Gadsden, Etowah county, Tuesday, July 10. Ashyille, St. Clair county, Thursday, July 12.
 Hon. II. c. Simmons win address his fellow citizens at
 Weogufga, Monday, July9. Rockford, Tuesday, July 1G. Iaveler's Rest. Wednesday. July II. Equality, Thursday, Juiy 12. lion. John II. Banknead will address his fellow citizens at
 Fayette, July 2.
 Winfield, Marion county, July g. Iaroon iiili, walker county, July 10. Jasper, Walker county, July IL.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-07-01

Tuskaloosa, Thursday, July II. Eutaw, Friday, July l3. Livingston, Saturday, July IA. Clinton, Greene county, Monday July l6. Knoxville, Tuesday, July IF. Foster's, Tuskaloosa county, Wednes- day, July 18. Raleigh, Pickens county, Thursday July 19. CarTrSollton, Pickens county, Friday, Kennedy, July 21. Vernon, July B. Detroit, July 24. Bexar, July 25. Hamilton, July 26. Pearce's Mill, July 27. Guin, July 28. The public is invited to attend and hear the issues of the day discussed
 II. c. ToMPKINs,
 Chairman.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-07-01
Towels.

Fifty dozen pure linen Huck Tow els, 3S inches long by 22 wide, fancy border and fringed. at SI.75 a dozen. This towel can't be. matched in the State for less than 25c. They cost PIC to import. Only I5c each.
 52 Cents. Only about two pieces 6o-inch wide double German Damask Linen, in half bleached. worth SI.oo a yard, until sold 52c yard.
 2 Cents. Fancy Cotton Towelng, PC a yard.
 Cents. Milk and Honey Toilet Soap, 7c.
 10 Cents. Six cakes Toilet Soap. roc.
 9c pound. Best Castile Soap, oc pound.
 4 Cents. Cotton Scrim, 4c yard.
 l Cent. Pins, cent paper.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-07-01
MUSINGS WITHOUT METHOD.
TOWN OF FACT, ALIAS MAGIC CITY,
 BLEAK HOUSE, June something. {

For two years, three months, seven weeks, five days, seven hours, twenty minutes and nine seconds we've been on the verge ruin, starvation and warfare! Go to church, hear the inevitable ''God bless you,'' come home, spell out the paper, eat cold potatoes and talk hard times.
 The fate of "nidders,' yellow dorgs and brindle cats is an enviable one to that of those who fused ter be sumthin. ''' Would were-no, not bird--an Indian, a Melican Chinaman, Zouave, Chicago Dahomlan- an-anything but a banker in Bir- ming-(we'll drop the ham,. Been plot ting, planning, devising, scheming, dreaming, hoping, almost praying, for means to hasten the predicted confiagra- ton, spontaneous com bustion, or whatever the thing is called, the business men are foretelling. Always had an aversion for promised ''lckins' '' when wus boy! Squalling by the wayside, lunch basket in hand, destitute of aught but MSS, "returned with thanks" hasn't made me adore the unapproachabie knights of the blue pencil. I'd rather wait for the next democratic president to come in office than to expect story about "Once Upon a Iime' to be accepted. It's worse than opening one's veins, as the poet Lucas was s,oIH condemned to do, clipping the. yellow en- veIope that smells of the editors tablet
 Shades of leafless peach trees, skeleton grape vines and topless turnips! What sue cessful M. D. in Alabama vaccinated Bir- ming-against another boom? Let the un- due amount of ''thermometer' effecters plead my excuse for these little helpless sentences.
 Did you ever think about the unfitness Of things? Oh, anything-musings for in- stauce. 1 feel for the first time what they imply. A funny man advises all the fools tl n c 0n weekly under stationary heading, to court ''unusual sensations. .' Fearful that the AGE HERALD readers might have their subscription stopped if Sydney Daryl failed to appear he sallied Cor Sydneyed) down First avenue in search of inspiration. Cherries, cherries everywhere, and not q cent to buyi
 dorg sucking chicken bones near the opera house suggested the unpoetical fact that everybody wasn't as fortunate as the complacent terrier. long, Iank. second cousin, lchabod Crane, was following a brass band, and as he toyed with the dust with his large, eloquent looking feet--feet or uEutterable brOadness and sole-I pitied him, and advancing timidIy proffered him q bit off the end of our dime ioaf (which IS only designed to go around circle num- bering nineteen).
 UpiIfted and strengthened 1 returned h home, seized my broom straw, washed the dye out of my flowing eyes and mystic hair-l mean flowing hair and mystic eyes --and proceeded to s'do as I'd be done by.', Is it done?
 Eve cried up all the hankerchiefs in the cabin, screamed the roof off the kitchen (the parental cyclone assisted in its obse- quies), burned up my one love letter, and now, after breaking three piano keys, slappn' the baby next door and choking the dorg that trousers under my desk tell can't hear my pa snore, Pm ready to be yours In the name of the AGE HERALD.
 SYDNEY DARYL.