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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
4 Detectives Advice.

go smash a store window throw
a stone through street lamp, knock
a man down, or commit any petty
crime to get locked up" That was
the advice one of the leading de-
tectives of the city gave a reporter
when he asked the best method of
keeping out of the clutches of the
city detectives after having com
mitted a crime. THE station house
is the last place they would look for
you" he continued, land surely not
in prison" This fact was well
illustrated by the exhaustive search
made by the officers short time
ago for a well-knOwn criminal, who
was afterward accidentally discover
ed in Moyamensing prison, where he
had been sent by magistrate on
trivial charge. Philadelphia North
American
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
An Old Resort.

-ong Branch has been summer re-
sort for 116 years. A Philadelphian
in IT'S engaged summer boarding for
himself and family at the Colonel
White house, Long Branch, upon con-
dition that he provide his own bed
ding. He provided not only bedding,
but meat as well, because the land
lady could furnish only fish and vege-
tables. The property in question, in
Guiding 100 acres, was sold in 1890 for
500, and 50, 600 having been spent in
improvements, regular summer re-
sort was opened. Two years later the
visitors at the place saw the battle
between the English frigate Boston
and the French frigate Ambuscade.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
KNOWLEDGE
BRINGS comfort and Improvement ant

Brings comfort and improvement anc
tends to personal enjoyment whe1
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others AID enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products TO
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced In the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
It's excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; effectuaIIy cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
news, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it Is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
9ists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you viii not
accent any substitute if offered
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
It's too Cheap.

''One of the very best fertilizers is
almost unknown, yet it was discovered
200 years ago. It is too cheap and
easily obtained, being nothing but lime
and salt water. Wherever it has
been used it has been found SUI
perior to almost any fertilizer
on the market, and the prepare
ton is very simple. Slack the lime to
a thin plaster with a strong solution
of salt in water. The muriate of lime
is one of the microscopic of water
absorbing substances known among
chemists as reagents, and when it ex-
lists in the soil the warmth of the sun,
especially during dry summer, has
much less influence. In countries
subject to drought this treatment Of
the soil is invaluable and there are
very few places to which it is not
adapted. Salt is a good fertilizer in
itself, as is lime, and the combination
is superior to anything else that can
be used, and is cheaper than almost
anything else that can be bought for
the purpose"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
CHAPTER VI.
The Old Fox AL Bar.


Time and again the prime minister
had acknowledged that the Ioplings
and coquettes around the king de-
signed him infinitely more labyrinths
to thread than the whole phalanx of
European statesmen. Perhaps he
accounted Baradas too cheap, but
the young man with all his nature
thirsted persistently for the blood of
one who had so often made his own
run cold. He called that attenuated
blood the very veins of his present
design. There was an additional
goad in his cravings for Julie de
Mortemar. In childhood's sports he
had met in Adrien stronger play
mate. and when taller grown the
manlier fellow had carried away the
hearts He had now. if the news
sent him by the faithless Huguet
were had out-generaled HIM for
the heart of Richelieu's ward. He
loved SO wildly that he made that
passion the bone and nerve Of his
ambition.
There was no time TO be lost In
action. for the cardinals pEiessly
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

An Anecdote BY the H0OsisR Poet TO
Show the Power Of MnEls.
The Hoosier poet Riley, has a new
story regarding the influence Of music.
He said recently to reporter in his
genial manner: Strange what an in
fuence music has upon man. Especi-
ally the kind that steals upon his ear in
accents sweet and low. Now, there's
Bill Peasley, for instance. He wasn't
much of a singer, yet he caused quite
q disturbance by singing an old gos-
pei hymn. Right across from my house
is grocery store. One day last July
a man placed a ladder against the
grocery store and tried to put up a
sign nearly twenty feet long over the
window. There was an element of
intense interest in this proceeding to
thirty men who gathered around
the ladder and watched the man
as he stood upon his precar-
ious perch. Pretty soon Bill
Peasley came along. He joined
the group, putting his hands behind
his back in lazy manner, and began
softly whistling the Sweet By and
By The air was so soft and persua-
sive that the man next to Bill took it
mp and began whistling tenor. Then
another joined in and still another
until the whole group were whistling.
BY this time the man on the ladder
had become interested. He began to
pucl1er, but no sound came from his
lips. His attention was so taken up
by the sign that he couldn't form his
lips Alright. It is a difficult job to
whistle and put up sign at the same
time. He had been struggling with
the sign and tune for several minutes,
and was standing on one foot on the
ladder trying to hang one end of the
sign on a nail. The situation was
further complicated by his effort to
come in with his bass whistle at the
proper time, when his foot slipped
and down he came, with the ladder
and sign over him. That was the eff
feet of one of the sweetest hymns in
modern music
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
THE ROSES BRIDAL.

IN the fush Of the morn a rose was born
The sweetest morning Of ell the year
And it nestled against the cold, gray wall
And on its cheek was deWy tear
L little sunbeam peeped over the hill.
And smiled on the pale rose trembling tnere'
Ana said: why Weepest thou. my queen,
For Of all the flowers thou art most fair!
And the rose replied: 81 am full OF fear.
For the world is strange and the morn Is
chill,
And the phantoms of night were all about.
And, ere thy coming my heart stood still F"
Then the sunbeam said; 81 bring you joy,
And I'll give thee my life and we viii wed;
And It kissed the tear from the virgin cheek,
And the birds sang love sons overhead
Samuel Hoyt in Portland Transcript
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
MILLIONS for Defence

Against the inroads Of that subtle, lurking foe
to human health. malaria, had been expended
uselessly when Hostetter's Stomach Bttters
appeared upon the scene and demonstrated Its
power as a preventive and curative Of the
dreaded scourge. When the gold fever
ragged In 1s49 in California, malaria was
temporaneous with it at the "digg1ngs," and
wrought dreadful havoc among the miners.
Then and subsequently on the Isthmus Of Pana-
ma, and wherever in the tropics malarial dis
ease is most virulent, the Bitters became the
recognized safeguard. For the effects OF ex-
posure and fatigue, miasma-poisoned air and
water, sea sickness and all disorders Of the
stomach, liver and bowels, the Bitters affords
prompt relief. Invahds of all sorts will find it
fully adequate to their needs
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
THE PATE OF A sNoRER.
He Came Across n Man Who was DIa-
bolIcal in his Revenge.

He Came Across n Man Who Was Dia-
bOIlcaI in his Revenge.
Il was a through train. And the
weary night dragged itself reluctant
ly along.
Little boy" said the gentle, soft
voiced young man, who had been try
ing for hours in vain to sleep, as he
leaned across the aisle and spoke to a
restless, wide-awake youngster, who
was taking his first ride on the cars
and didn't want to sleep anyhow, do
you see that fat old gentleman near
the middle of the car, with his head
leaning back on his seatP''
THAT old man that's snorin' so
loud9"
eyes
'sBeen snorin' ever ong. hain't
he2'
ST think he has. In fact am quite
sure he has. You see him, do your"
''Yep.'
"You'd like to earn a ,,.me wouldn't
you, little boyP"
'.Bet I wouldY'
''Wen I'm his physician. He's trav-
cling for his health. You see this
half Of a lemon do your
s'Yep."
''About this time every night I pre-,
scribe lemon juice for him. What 1
want you to do, little boy-here's
your dime-is to go quietly down the
aisle, get in the seat behind him, and
squeeze the juice of this lemon right
into his open mouth
''Mebby he won't like it. "
eyes, he will. It's the way I al
ways administer it. He'll swallow it
and be a great deal better. Here's
another dime. Go and give him the
lemon juice and say nothing about it. "
When the tumult had subsidized and
the suddenly awakened passenger had
become comparatively calm again it
was noticed that mild looking young
man who occupied a seat across the
aisle from a restless, wide-awake
youngster was fast asleep, with a
heavenly smile on his youthful, inno-
cent face.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
Highest Of an Leavenng P0ueE-1-sss .. covt Rsp
@A!I. BBsSIdRs
ABSOLUTELY PURE
One Ear Hear. First.

Late studies in acoustics have bssn
IN the direction of determining the
functions of the two ears in locating
the direction of sound. The conclu-
sions deducted from these studies ares
|. We are able to judge of the direc-
ton from which sound comes be-
Sause it reaches one of the ears before
1T does the other; and, second, that
the other ear enables us to determine
the direction in which the intensity Of
the sound perceived is q maximum
without turning the head.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
only rhing would Stir him Up

Street Car Superintendent = 4
friend of mine rode long distance
on your car last night without paying
fare and he knows of others who got
through free.
Conductor-It's so. The car was
so crowded that I got wedged into q
corner and couldn't move an inch.
Superintendent - Humph? That
won't do. We must try to accommo-
date the public and put on more cars
New York Weekly
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

American Tactics in tha German Army.'
The imperial maneuvers to be
held between the First and tho
Seventeenth army corps this year
viii be more than usually interest
ing The cavalry accommodating is
to be carried out on a scale hitherto
unknown and over long distances,
like the American cavalry practice
in the civil war. Men and horses
are being trained and hardened by
long-distance rides in squadrOns =
London Standard.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
Hot SprInrs. S. ID.

Calls for your admiration, recommends
ton and patronage. 1t is the nearest,
most attractive summer, pleasure and
health resort to Lincoln, and possesses
the merit Of being among the very best
in the country. 1t is located on the
Ellhhorn railroad, the chair and sleep
ing car route. Low excursion rates
are in effect. For descriptive pam
phlet and tickets call on or address,
j. R. Buchanan, Gen1 Pass. Agt., Om-
aha, or A. S. Fielding. City Tiki. Agt.,
Lincoln, Neb.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

covery, even after the disease has pro-
gressed so far as to induce repeated bleed
ings from the lungs, severe lingering cough
with copious expectoration Including tu-
bercular nlatter), great loss of flesh and ex-
IRENE emaciation and weakness.
Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases
reported to us as cured by Golden Med
ica1 Discovery - were genuine cases of that
dread and fatal disease? You need not take
our word for it. They have, in nearly every
instance, been so pronounced by the best
and most experienced home physicians,
who have no interest whatever in mis-
representing them, and who were often
strongly prejudiced and advised against
a trial of Golden Medical Discovery"
but who have been forced to confess that
it surpasses, in curative power over this
fatal 1na1ady, all other medicines with
which they are acquainted. Nasty cod,
liver oil and its filthy emissions" and
mixtures. had been tried in nearly all these
cases and had either utterly failed to bene
fit, or had only seemed to benefit little for
a short time. Extract of malt, whiskey,
and various preparations of the hypo-
phosphites had also been faithfully tried
in vain.
The photographs of large number of
those cured of consumption, bronchitis,
lingering coughs, asthma, chronic nasal
catarrh and kindred maiadies, have been
skillful1y reproduced in a book of 100
pages which will be mailed to you, on
receipt of address and six cents in
stamps, You can then write to those who
have been cured and profit by their ex-
perience.
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. z.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
Not 49, Axlomatic.

Teacher-An axiom is & self-evi-
dent truth Whatever goes up is
sure to come down Is that an
axiom? Boy-Guess Sunless folks
Is talkin' about the price Of coal -
Good News
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
Az R1ectIve sermon.

Somebody conplimented Sidney
Smith on a charity sermon he had
preached, to which the divine replied:
''I believe it was effective, for old
Lady Cork borrowed a sovereign of
stranger in the pew to put in the
roIata .
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
Graded Shamnoos.

Yictim-Ooo! Phewl You charge
double price for this kind of sham
poo. don't you?
Barber-Yes.
victim-I thought so notice
that you make me suffer twice as
much.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

''What is this fluid you are marking your
handkerchiefs with?'' Bess-Indelible ink.
You see, want something that will wash
out sure, as the style of marking may
change
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

Colonel Robert H. Crockett of Arkansas,
a grandson of David Crockett, is preparing
9 lecture on "Davy Crockett; the Fall of
the Alamo"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

It goes against an old mans grain to find
his son sowing wild oats, drinking rye and
getting corned.
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Doctor told you plainly that you should
rub the brandy that ordered for you about
your stomach, and now you have drunk it.
Patient-Yes, but you see, doctor, I have
never in my life cared much for externals.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

'eWhat are the relations now between
your wife and yourself?" ooh, only her
mother, two uncles, sister and few
cousins.
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I Bess-Don't you call this ring beauty
Fred gave? Ethel-Yes; but you just
ought to see the one he wanted to get me.
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She-Here's another of these ridiculous
Jokes about making penwiper out of
bathing suit. He-Oh, 1 see; it ought to
be turned just the other way.
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'eYou are sure that Miss Ripley is 1872"
''Let me think. Yes, she was 81 three
years ago"
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If the Raby is Cutting Teeth.
Be and that old and welI-tried remedy, Ne,
WNsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething-
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''Miss Plainface is wearing a lovely new
engagement ring" Florence-Pd give a
good deal to know who she borrowed it Of
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

Karl's Glover Root Tea,
The great Blood purifier gives freshness and
TO the Complexion and cures Constipation. Isl
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

"HansOn's Magic Corn SaIve.''
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask You:
druggist for it. Price Is cents.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

Extravaganza knows almost as little law
as necessity does.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

Goes Cough Balsam
Is the Oldest and best. 1t will break up Cold quick
than anything else. 1t is always reliable. Try it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05
TAKE STEPS

in time, ifyou are a suf-
ferer from that scourge
of humanity known as
consumption, and you
can be cured. There is
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-10-05

can DC CuIGQ. L uGIs
the evidence of
hundreds of 1iv-
ing witnesses to
the fact that, in 81
all it's e ar1y
stages, consump- {
ton is a durable I
dis e a S e. N OF
every case, but a
large percentage
cases, and we belle
fully 90 per cent. 1
cured by DR.. Pierc
Golden Medical =
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-01-29

"That man iseresI gentleman II he
does look seely," said a street car conduct
or as he pointed out man in the car
"How do you decide thetP' | asked.
"Have you found somenew test OF charao-
teri"
"well, don't know ms it's anything
new, but I've been railroading good
many years, and | haven't watched all
sorts Of passengers for nothing. learned
long ago that about every woman who
gets letter likes to let everybody know II
bv reading Il In street car, and that's
what led me to find out one thing that
marks a man a gentleman,
WYou see that woman sitting right he
siae the man pointed outi Well, she read
a letter that lasted 10 blocks, nnd that
man never even looked NJ it out OF the cor
pers Of his eyes, let alone trying outright
to read Il. That's how know he's got
good breeding.
1.-THE next time you sec woman read
ing letter in a street car you watch any
man who happens to be sitting near her
and see II he doesn't try 70 get a LOOK MS
Tho letter himself. Nine times out Of ten
he will. and sometimes he'll make himself
snch nuisance that I'd like 70 Interfere
n dared. II he doesn't, you may be dead
certain he's first class geDtlemnn. III
bet on that test. "
0But how about the womeni Does Your
test apply TO them toofp
UWen. moo, hnrdly think Il does, for
f,ve never seen the woman on my car yet
inst wouldn't give sly glance a. letter
another was reading II she could. me"
York Herald
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-01-29
AcrMa nY rsYonIo suoonsrIoN
The Plea Put Forward by a French Wo-
man Who Is Charged Win Murder.

4 myslcrlous attempt ~ murder n
doctor has been made by "a woman VINO
was formerly nu Inmate Of the Snlpotnero
Asylum, SAYS the lstris correspondent Of
dhe London Telegraph. She daclupd
that she committed Tie net undcr
hypnotic suggestion The medical man
whose llfe has been enIperilcd By tlo
deed 81 probably insane pcrsou " llr.
GILES dc Ia gnurcito, one OF fhe flvOrite
disciples Of The late Dr. Chlrcot lle
WIS sitting w his study ut his residence,
90 Rue dc i'l'niyeneitc. when well
dressed young woman about 20 years old
was ushered into bis room by his valet.
lie rose 10 meet hcr, aud after she had
spoken few words 4he fired three shots
al she doctor from q small revolver. Tho
valet, who Ind withdrawn, rclurucd on
hearing the shots and found his master
reclining in chair grooming Near him
stood tile Young woman, with the revolver
Sho was calm. self-p0sYessed and appa-
rently unconclous Of what she had done
The valet assisted by tho doofkacpcr
Of the house. took the revolver from sho
woman, who offered no resistance. one
Of tlie men then watched hcr, while the
other went for doctor. When the
latter arrived ne found that Ills
colleague was only slightly injured One
OF the bullets had entered the head the
others were lodged 30 a bookcase ~ tho
room isllfI Nt NNNlWN NNHihl uINllfis
and. the bullet being extracted VI. Giles
Dc IA TOurotte wns declared to be out OF
danger
Tic woman was formally arrested by
the police o0mnasary u the district.
She said thhf She WAS q Aimc, Hamper
living in @ email hotd 10 fhe Rue de
Ciery. Inquiries we're nude a. that place
and the landlord stated that she was a
/ Quiet iOdger, who led solitary life aud
never received amy Visitors, He added
that she had suddenly left the hotel on
( Sunday evening aud bad not been seen
there since Being examined by the doe
tors and the police c1inmissary aa 70
tho motive ~ her act. She said that abe
/ Guinon, who WIS the liret called 10 10
nstend the injured man, stated that the
woman, on entering Or Dc Ia Tourcfic's
room. asked bin for - francs. as She had
/ becn the victim Of hypnoiizArs like him
| self NJ he "a Toiirette replied that he
I would assist her whom 10 had made
{ inquircs about her and MS he was ah1w-
I ing her ont she fired NJ him. ". de Ia
( Tourcffc IS IN NJ satisfactory a condition
= rs possible aud lls complete recovery
Il only q question Of q few days Nine.
Hamper r. said go have regretted ihaf she
DID not kill ". De IN TOurefie os well as
3 three other doctors attached 20 tie Sal
] pAtrieft Asylum. whom she regards az
her mortal enemies. A statement made
by Dr. dc IA ISreile II rH1lished in 81
he corrobrratee De version ~ 'be drama
given by his colleague, md lic adds ilinf
T.. Ind never seen ihe woman n ma
gaipetfinre fIa also e-afes That after
Mm0. Kamper smoke q few words "a him
Z iasf evening 10 BIZ room he knew fiiai
/ she was not 10 her right 'uild.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-01-29

Jacopo hobusti, named Tintorctto, born
at Venice In 1919, a pupil Of Titan, but
who enjoyed his instruction only n few
days, was an artist whose execution was
the boldest and the quickest and his can
vases the largest. BY Ruskin his work has
been valued at an excessively high figure.
BY some other critics he has been esteemed
q coarse and careless painter, but he was
In all respects n master Of prodiRiuus pow
ers. His largest work Is the "Paradison
IN the grand salon Of the dogfs palace at
Venice. The painting Is - feet Wide and
81 feet high. lie was one Of the most rapid
painters, but his work shows no signs of
hurry. His admiring contemporaries said
that he had tho design OF Michael Angelo
and the coloring Of Titan. II We include
the decoration OF walls and ceilings, this
size has been exceeded by artlau, an, for
example, by Sir James Thornhlll'a paint
ing on tho ceiling Of the great hall at
Greenwich hospital, EnRland--ll2 feet by
90 disappointing the founders, Will
liam III and Queen Mary, surrounded 10y
the attributes Of national prosperity.
Michael Angelo also executed an immense
painting OF this description In the Slstine
chapel OF the Vatican. He was commits
stoned by Pope Julius II 10 paint the
vaulted roof Of tho chapel. measuring 1873
feet in length and As in width. The paint
ing represents tho creation Of man, his fall
and the early history OF the world, with
reference 30 mans final redemption aud
salvation.-B Brooklyn Eagle
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-01-29

A circular las been issued from the
general passenger department OF the Cot
ion Belt over the signature Of $. G. War
ner. general passenger agent, addressed
TO agents stating thar on account of the
meeting Of the grand lodge of the indie
pendent Order of Odd Fellows for the
state OF Texas Ia be held in Waco Feb
runry TO II inclusive they are author.
lied TO make a rate Of one fare for the
round trip 10 Waco aud return Tickets
will be sold on February i. and q. lin.
tied for return until the l2th.