The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1894-08-10
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

ess. Truth.
The man who agrees with MS doesn'
come around near often enough. :
RAMS Horn.
The stock exchange is where hope
exchanged for experience. Florid
Times Union.
A man with an elastic imagination
is too liable to use it for conscience
Rochester Democrat
This is world OF compensation.
men who lack long heads general,
have long faces. Truth.
The worst OF the rosy colors ii
which some things are painted is thai
they are not fast. Puck.
Chow much is this dress WORTH
II really don't know what it's WORT
1.-THE price is 49, HALO.
The pen may be mightier than TIL
sword, but it's the uniform that takes
youngswomen's eyes. Judge.
Johnny, add seven apples to two
apples, and what will you have?'
"Colic, sir. "-Harper's Bazaar.
A dogs tail is not necessarily ''hss
been" because it always points to ths
past. -Bimghamton Republican.
One reason why some men are ID
lean is because they have thrown all
their fat into the fire. Dallas News
Tommy with pride) my pas \
banker" Willie sAn' my pas ri
ceiver for his bank. Chicago Red
ord.
''The foreign husbands the Absorb
ing idea !" said the American million1
aire as he wrote the wedding check.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
He-"Do you believe in such
thing as love at first sight?' She
Certainly. A hasty glance doa
not discover imperfections. - Bostd
Transcript.
Hungry Higgins = "Wot's rig
nowadays--t'ank you, or tanks
Weary Watkins Il guess tank
would hit us about right. "--Iadiana
oils Journal.
The man who is always careful
keep out of debt is seldom SO we
with the modern CONVEX
ences OF life as his less consideral
fellow.-Puck.
He-"What would you do il I we
to kiss you?" She-"Are you VI
curious to know?" He-"Very
you mighttry andsee
Traveller.
SIT makes no difference to me. "sa
the old theologian, whether ! cs1
from a tadpole or monkey. How
get out of the scrape is what bothd
me. Newport News.
In the cannibal islands. Mother
''What is the matter with you,
son? Have you eaten anything u
with you?' Son-"That
Why I ate him." Boston Transcrip
Tommy -''f guess he must be
pest dentist in town" Papa -"Did
he hurt you?" Tommy-""No; l
vent up to the door and my TOD
topped hurting. Chicago Int
Ocean.
''Did you get anything from
nan you just applied to for he'll
only good advice" "What adv
lid he give you'll" ST said / was
nd he told me to 60 to blazes.
Iew York Press.
The scarcity OF food in Bage
ompelled the beseiged troops to
ort to CANNES dished up in VAR
tyles. There is havoc among
ogs of war in that locality. Phi
elphia Ledger.
First Belle-"Then both q
chulze and Herr Lehman had nj
er an offer of marriage; which
ne lucky man?" Second Ditto" N
chulze, Herr Lehman married be
-Oberlander Bote.
.''Have you had your new houss
lred, Mrs. Dwight" 'sYes. 81
usband is afraid of fire, the
Mercy, yes; he will leave the hc
ay time before he viii make one,
hicago Inter-Ocean.
''How do you know that Deye'
Dt in love with Mabel Sweetbris
Because l heard him tell her
her evening, when they came
lurch, that he knew Of Short
'me. Detroit Free Press.
''Did you know that Miss b
IS going to marry young SMITH
low it; but I cannot understand
girl as intelligent as she is can