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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06

Round trip tickets to the City of Mex
leo ON sale every day in the year at $780,
70. Tickets good six months from date
of sale. Reduced rates to all other princi-
pal points in Mexico. H. l.. LUTz, Agent.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06

1t is stated that the recent spell of cold
weather caused several dogs in Beverly,
N. j., to 60 mad. 1t is not surprising. 1t
hasmade hundreds of men mad, too-espe
cially when they found their water pipes
burst, and the plaster soaked off the
kitchen ceiling.-Norristown Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
A Suitable Position.

Scraggy Scraggs-Hello, Fatty! You
look all kinder spruced up.
Fatty Loders-Yes. Gotter job in r coal
yard.
Scraggy Scraggs-Heavens! You'se amt
workin?
Fatty Loders-Not exactly. sit on tn
Vaughn while the Goals gittin weighed
Puck
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
Free Farms in Oklahoma.

When the Kickapoo, Wichita and Co.
manche Indian reservations are opened
to settlement, Uncle Sam will not have
much more real estate to give away to
homesteaders. If you wish to find out
about these fertile lands, and also get
posted with regard to the settled portions
Of beautiful Oklahoma, where cotton,
wheat and fruits are produced with profit,
and whore the climate is pleasant all the
year)-ask G. T. Nicholson, G. P. A.
Santa Fe Route, Topeka, for free copy
of illustrated Oklahoma folder,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
A NARROW ESCAPE!
How it Happened.

= The following remarkable event in lady's
life will interest the reader: For long time
had q terrible pain at my heart, which flut-
tered almost incessantly. had no appetite
and could not sleep. ! would be compelled
to sit up in bed and belch gas from my stom.
och until thought every minute would be
my last. There was q feeling OF oppression
about my heart, and was afraid to draw u
full breath Il couldn't sweep room with
out sitting down and resting; but, thank
God, by the help of New Heart Cure all that
is past and l feel like another woman. Be-
fore using the New Heart Cure I had taken
different s0-called remedies and been treated
by doctors without any benefit until 1 was
both discouraged and disguised. My husband
bought me bottle OF DR., Miles New Heart
Cure, and am happy to say never regretted
1t, MS l now have a, splendid appetite, anu
sleep we'll. | weighed 125 pounds when be-
gan taking the remedy, and now weigh iSOl =
Its effect In my case has been truly marvel-
have ever taken or any benefit ever re-
caived from physicians" Mrs Harry Starr,
puttsville, Pa, October IL, 1892.
Dr. Miles New Heart Cure IL sold on posi-
tive guarantee by oil druggist by the Dr.
Niles Medical Co., Elkhart Ind eceipt Of
price. 81 per bottle. six bottles 90. express pro-
paid: This great discovery by an eminent
specialist In heart disease. contains neither
opiates nor dangerous drugs.
Sold by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 4246.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ.
March II, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on April 16, 1894, viz:
Meregildo Roibal, for the Q 4 sw d and
lots 6 and Z, tip. 16 n, r. 13e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Pedro Macs, Atanasio Roibal, Lorenzo
Rivera and Bacilio Macs, all of Pecos. N.
NJ. JAMES H. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
To California

Via the Santa Fe route, the greatest rail
road in the world. You can take Pull
man car and go to SaI Francisco, Los
Angeles or San Diego without change.
No other line can give you this accommo-
dalton. For excursion rates and other
information call at city ticket Office.
II, s, LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No 1850.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
March rs, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made by the register and receiver of Santa
Fe, N. NJ, on April 80, 1894, viz: Benigno
Quintana for the. ne d sec. II, tip. 10 n, r
Sc.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
David Romero, Pedro Gomez y CANA
les, Juan N. Gonzales and Antonio Her.
rera, all of Espanola, N. M.
JAMES Fl. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06

At a Sunday school, teacher asked a
new scholar-a little girl-what her
name was. She replied: Helen French
An urchin in an adjoining seat sang OUT
What is it in English?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06

A piece of court-plaster on pretty
girls cheek is very much out of place, but
it doesn't improve matters when his
sweetheart goes home with it on the end
of his nose,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
Plenty of Bills.

Burglar (gruffly)-Your money or your
lifel
Jones (sleepily)-You'll find some bills in
the drawer there. They are all in but the
butchers might send you that. Good
night.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

And SO you have married Mr.. Penny,
said a gentleman to lady of his &C.
quaintance. No, Mr.. Pence, she re-
piled. All, said he, you have done
better than thought.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
The Worst Kind OF Luck.

Wife-I am afraid that gas stove in the
kitchen will be source of great expense to
us.
Husband-Why, we never use it.
Wife-No, but today when the gas COL
lector called he saw it-Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
The Proper Thing.

IF you should fall heir to large for
tune. what would you do first"
stop doing anything. "-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
TEAR. ANNUAL MEAN. YRAR. ANNUAL MEAH,

The annual monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
Sic Transit Gloria.

Sic Transit Gloria.
House in the suburbs;
Lovely lawn;
Dog on the premises
Yelps from dawn.
s--s .A&..-
Neighbor next door; u.
Nervous man; e..
Listened to racket
And said -.
.:.asH
Neighbor bought pistol:
Moonlight night;
Crspt to front gate;
Drew sight.
~.
Seven quick times
He drew trigger;
Dog didn't move
Iron lay figure.
Washington News
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-06
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1858.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
March Ia. 1894.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18
WONDERFUL BRIDGE OF AGATE.

During a trip through Arizona a
short time ago, remarked a traveller
recently, l came across a most re.
markable natural bridge spanning
a chasm about fifty feet wide. The
bridge is formed by an immense tree
of agatlzed wood. The tree had
fallen many years before and become
inbedded in the silt of some great
inland sea or water overflow. The
silt became in time sandstone aud
the wood gradually passed through
the various stages OF naturalization
until it is now agate. Fully fifty feet
OF the tree rest on one side of the
ravine and can be traced, but how far
the other end is buried in the sand
stone cannot be ascertained without
blasting away the rock. The trunk
varies in size from three to four feet
in diameter. Where the bark has
been torn away all the characteristic
colors OF agate are plainly seen and
under microscope the brilliancy of
the colorings is clearly brought out
in all its beauty.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18
DOINGS IN MARS.

A good many mundane telescopes
habitually converge on Mars, most of
them, in fact, of late, as that ruddy orb
presents constantly changing phenom-
ena and seems to be throwing out
signals as if to attract our attention.
Now it unrols new canal as long as
the equator nd as wide as the Baltic,
and again polar snowstorms Of tremen.
dous magnitude and other meteorolog-
ical phenomena showing state of
great agitation in the aerial envelope of
the planet, and probably in the emotions
of its inhabitants, if it has any, a point
still undetermined by the cohort of
Marian observers, notwithstanding the
longitude of their telescopes and the
latitude OF their slnereal speculations.
OF late two brilliant points of light
have been signalled in the vicinity of
its antartic pole, and the question of
their origin and import just now
absorbs a good deal of astronomical
attention and gives rise to great
variety of opinions and speculations
concerning them. Whether they are
volcanoes or signal towers or fire
balloons, or the reflection of the Martial
mountain is not yet positively deter
mined, and perhaps will not be, and it
may be that they are neither, but only
some wandering astral will O. wisp
fllckering there in the midheavens,
bewldering to the sublmary star gazer,
and promising no influence whatever
on our own political, social or financial
conditions. But as we inhablt the
sister planet of that bioodshot orb
heavens carbuncle, shedding the ray
and the madness of wine through stellar
deeps, we cannot, of course, escape Z
| certain interest in its phenomena
though it may sometimes be over
worked, like Rufus Choate's celebrated
partlclple,
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18
HEALTH-GIVlNG PERFUMES.

There seems to be, undoubtedly
is, something positively health and
nourishment and strength giving
in the influence of sweet and power
tul perfumes on the nerves-a subtle
something yet unexplained. What
we get of most value in the country,
physicians and philosophers say,
are the sweet smells OF grass and
flower and tree. 1t is not chiefly
the spirits, the alcohol, in cologne
that invigorates; it is the essence Or
aromatic oils. The delight that a
rose gives to everybody is due to
some mysterious stimulus the rose
fragrance has for the nerves. Half
the delight in walking in old lanes
in the country comes from the in
visible trailing streamers and floating
clouds of flower incense in the air.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18
AN ADVERTISING TRADE.

| would like to have an advertise
ment inserted.
This is slogan that would resur-
rect dead man behind the news
paper counter, and the clerk turned
as if moved by an electric current
and calculated:
Yes, sir; want the top of the COL
umn, s'pose?
No, l am not particular, said the
advertiser.
Want 1t inside next to the leading
editorials
Either page will answer, replied
the other.
Want a cut of a deaths head and
marrow bones or sore leg to make
it attractive. or portrait of the
advertiser with long nair and a
turned down shirt collarl
Clear type, black ink and white
paper are good enough for me, was
the response.
All right; want headline in type
an inch longer than jenkins ad. in
next column, or will you have it
upside down or your name in crook
ed letters like forked lightning all
over it1
No; plain straightforward adver
tisement in a space of four inches
will answer my purpose.
Good enough. Want about ten
inches OF notice free, don't you.
Family history. how your grand
father BACKED Washington's boots
once; mention of yourself as men,
Der of circulating library, church,
fire company, cooperative store,
base ball club and other important
public Positions.
The customer said he did not
care for any notice.
OF course, said the clerk, you
want paper sent to each member
of the firm; one tor yourself and
the privilege of taking half a dozen
off the counter every week for the
next year or two because you adver
tise1
The gentleman expected to pay
for his paper, and asked the price
of his advertisement.
The delighted clerk figured it up,
and then asked:
II we send the bill around in about
year, you can tell the boy when to
call again. cant you'
No, l will pay you now, said the
other taking out roll of bills.
The newspaper mans eyes bulged
as he said:
All! you want to ask for IS per
cent discount and IS per cent. of
for cash.
am ready to pay fair price for
value received. Tell me your regu'
lar rates and here is the money.
A beatihc expression spread over
the wan face OF the worn clerk, and
he mumured:
Stranger, when did you come
down, and when do you expect the
apostles along?
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18
THE ONE LAWGIVER.

One of the most distinctly marked
features of the Church of the present
day is the weakened hold which men
have of the doctrine of future retribu-
ton. This is shown not by the altera-
ton of creeds and confessions, but by
the publication of books and pamphlets,
by the utterances of prominent men in
different communions and by the
action of various local ecclesiastical
bodies. In these it is declared with
more or less emphasis that sin is not
eternal, and that one day all men with
out exception will be brought home to
happiness and to God. But if this be
true then there is no such thing as
retributlon. All the penal sanctions OF
the law are changed into corrections
their real ultimate end being not the
satisfaction Of justice, but the reforma-
ton of the transgressor. Sympathy
with the wrongdoer takes the place %
! sympathy with eternalxaG
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18
CURIOUS REQUESTS.

Curious bequests Assuredly there
have been good many of them in this
world--most of them unjust. Strictly,
we suppose, we should speak OF be-
quests with regard only to personal
property, and talk of "devise" for the
realty, just as the testament" should
deal with the personal and the will"
with the real but the greater in both
cases has long ago included both, and
| bequest it may therefore be. There IS
refreshing quaintness about some of
the old bequests. Walter lie Taillour,
for instance, in 1905, according to the
will recorded in the City of London
Court of Hastings, left "to Richard his
son the reversion of a tenement held
by Richard lie Bakere for life, receiving
yearly, Immediately after the testator' S
death, rent of half mark and weekly
one penny tart in respect of the said
tenement" He also left fourpence to
London Bridge. There is, however, a
spirit of geniality about this will which
is very different to that of the man who
left his son ,in-law Zone penny to buy
him whistle -
One man leaves his money to his
son con condition that he shave off his
moustache he;" another leaves his to his
nephews son condition that they rise
at q O'Clock in the summer and s
O. clock in the winter )" another leaves
his to friend con condition that he
always wears black )" another that the
fortunate man should always wear a
mourning ring. "Surely," they say,
'we can do as we like with our own
and they do it, at least to their own
satisfaction. There was John Reed,
for example, who left his head 'to be
| prepared so as to be used as the skull
of Yorick in the play of Hamlet by
Shakespeare" having evidently felt the
Inconvenience of not having an article
of the kind in stock. There was DIR.
Wagner, who left his limbs to different
friends for dissecting purposes there
was Or. Ellerby, who left his heart 10
one man, his lungs to another, and his
brain to another, TO be preserved from
decomposition, and pleasantly added,
"If either of the gentlemen named fail
to execute this, l will come and
torment them until they shall comply"
thus reminding US of the Mr.. Zlmmer-
man who desired, in 1S4o, to be
buried plainly and in decent manner
"and If this be not done | will come
again-that is, if | can !"
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18

1t is very curious fact that the
age at which men marry seems to
be getting constantly later. Now
adays, indeed, men are still bachelors
at an age when their grandfathers
were heads OF families. AT the age
OF "a years only twenty men out OF
100 are married, and even up to 80
years nearly one halt still remain
single. The women do bstteE
the age of "A ReSf2
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18
THOUGHT IT A TIP.
The Pullman Porter and the Missing Pack
age of Money.

After Mr.. Scadds left the station
he experienced severe shock upon
discovering that packet of bank
notes which he was taking to the
city was nowhere about his per-
son.
He must have left it in the Pull
man car.
I'll go to the superintendent
Office and make my loss known, he
thought and he did. l left pack
age containing 5000 in bank notes
in a Pullman car not half an hour
ago, said Mr., Scadds to the official.
Which train1
The one which arrived at 9.15.
Have you your pullman check9
Fortunately he had, and this
enabled the superintendent to send
tor the conductor.
He soon arrived, for he had not
finished the report OF his trip, and
was still in the building.
Conductor. said the superintend
did you see anything of package
left in your car?
No sir.
Porter didn't turn anything over
to you.
No sir.
Bring the porter here.
He was brought.
Did you see anything Of small
packet after the passengers lift your
car.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18

aggressive cloud at the lamp, ele
waited his chin and looked at Jackson
Peters.
Peters rested his cheek in his
hand and seemed thoughtful, Alter
Some seconds he drew long breath
and said, Jones may trouble you
t" tell US when this interesting and
valuable incident took place2
Certainly, jackson. certainly. In
the summer of 1871.
Peters smiled. Then he said, The
phonograph, Jones, is given later
date by the more advanced histor-
ians and archaologists. You are,
Jones, guilty OF anachronism.
No doubt, Jackson. no doubt,
answered Jones. Most men who
tell the truth are. l shall not lie to
avoid an anachronism-no, not i'll
am guilty of anachronism with every
word | utter-if my whole life be-
comes one vast anachronism.
Truth Jackson, truth first truth
always.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18

Yes, sab.
You haven't turned 1t in?
Why no sab. 1t was a lot O
money sab.
Precisely. Where is it now.
Here, sab.
1t was produced from an inside
pocket.
Mr.. Scadds eyes frightened
when when he saw the roll. That's
it, he exclaimed. He counted the
money, and it was all there the
entire $1,000.
Look here, porter, said the super
intendent severely, l want to know
why you did not bring the package
to me the moment you got your
fingers on it.
Why sab, replied the mar, with an
injured air, posed the gemman
had left it for a tip, sab. That's
Why, saw.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1894-08-18

WBBhR PIANOS.-1Ae delight Of
artists
DECKER BROS PZ1NO.S-Nothiug
finer can be found.
E81EY PzANOS-A great success.
Tie name IS enough.
FISCHER FLANOS-Ncarly 100, o00.
A record unparalleled.
IIERS G BOND PANOS-Are truly
mdgnyicent md are attractinq the ,cjdeSt
attention. Sanders & Staynan.
THE -H}OLLAN is tile most gcooderf,,Z
musical instrument Of the age, Aav one
aoah q aceeG'S practice can 9LGy ami pissg
Of music eCeT 2crtttGl5. Concerts dl,iiv
Sanders ~ Stayman.
Sheet Music. Music Books and M1ssica
| HaStTun1eneS Of all kinds.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1894-04-07
POINTED

The w%orkingmen are askinc w,
.hey are still hungry with the McK;n
ley bill in full force. -Detroit F.a'
Press. "oi' ire
,u..l lne wrath of the McKinle,
brethren over the latest edition NJ ~.
'aflt bull is fairly entitled to be con
. a good recommendation fl,
mat measure. Boston Herald. "'
The call for a convention a. N.
republican Leagues has a familiar st,ord
especially in the dogmatic declar.t;on
as to what the people," have to d.
ne people" will be heard from in drs
sime' and the leagues will probshI,,
n that they know their own m;ny
ana business much better than -.
leagues do.--Detroit Free Press.
-Reed's a~ffectation of fear that !
passage OF the Wilson bill will moi mi
~ end 10 uncertainty is indicative ~
purpose to keep up the uncertaintv
> = republican threat to continue thu
arm agitation for partisan PURPOSES
.s not patriotic; but nobody expects
patriotism from the ex-spenIar n:s
,nreas is an impotent one, howeva.
hc passage OF the wilson bill will ~.
!. %. OF the power Of Mr.. Reed and XIV
ar,y 70 create uncertainty for a co,,d
'nAe 70 come Detroit Free Press
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1894-04-07
BAYONET POINTS.

SENrRY-"Who goes there?" Wear,
"iIkins Nobody" Sentry -"Ad,
vance nobody, and give the counter.
sign"
1T is all right, sometimes, for n shin
TO take in a rect. at sea. hut the old
hearsarge took in one too many.
! WONDER what old Gen. X, can Gao
IN that odiously made-up Miss we"
The old war horse likes the smell, Of
powder, | fancy"
Mrs CAPT, SM1rH-"And vou think
any soldier can be fearless?" Col
atoton-'les; all he has to do ;s 70
keep out o daniah, madam
DO YOU want to know how 70 fol,
Nhich is your left foot so Won wont
make any o mistakes?" asked tho
corporal Of a member of the Seventh
'eglment squad which he was dr;lling
Yes was the reply, I'D like 70
now very much" well. don't move
right foot. The other one is vour
ell o o Chicago Army Magazine.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1894-04-07
IN EUROPEAN CITIES.

ST. CRIsr1N's DAY, October o.. is st;,,
celebrated in France. when all w.
shoemakers, cobblers and saddlers at.
tend ,he'feligious services.
oSE of the last bills introduced into
parliament was aimed at the London
organ grinder. 1t proposed to tax him
ana to limit his hours of music NAB.
ing. LAX
EVERY Flemish town has n souara
called the egg market" where IN
certain days the country people resort
ana offer their produce TO the ;nhoh'
itants. -AAao-
lhE various places in London called
crosses were erected by Edward + To
marx the resting places of the BODY ~
ms queen Eleanor, on its way to West.
for intcrnent. Charinp Cross
vas the last resting place,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1894-04-07
CITY NOTES,

WcKsDuRa is no longer a river town
Except In high water the boats ar,
obliged to land nearly three mile.
below, and a railroad carries passen
gers and freight to the city.
BRookLYN has eight miles Of waite,
front, where over $500, 600, 900 of goods
are stored every year. 1t is the fourth
American city in manufactures, pro,
ducing over $3.50, o0o, 900 a year.
SAVANNAH has the honor of project
ing and building the first ira n%satlantic
steamship, which was built and owned
IN savannah was called the Savannah
and sailed on its first voyage in 1919.
The st. Louis bridge has a central
span of $50 feet, the side spans being
6oo feet each. 1t cost, including the
tunnel, $40, 600, 900. The Mer-
chants bridge is 2,42O feet long and
cost So, 000, 900.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1894-04-07
IN TIMES OF PEACE.

GEORGE B. PLATr, still hale and nth
letic, is the last survivor of SHERIDAN,
daring headquarters scouts.
PERU is putting her army on a fight.
ing basis, and the military party say.
war with Ecuador cannot be long de.
layed.
IN time OF war France is prepared to
put $40 out OF every 1000 of her NOM
iaf'on in the field, Germany $40, Rus
sia 2lO. ~ 'n
IN the British navy Is The most sin
guar snip in the world, the Polyphe-
mus 1t is simply n long steel tube
buried deeply in the water, the deck
rising only four feet above the waters
ie'ei' IL carries no masts or sails and
~ used as a ram or torpedo boat.