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smoKELEss SHOTGUN POWDER.

When American " e. c." Smokeless Pow
der is used you don't get kicked nor have a
=" din - in your ears, nor have a pail OF smoke
in front Of you. nor scare away the game
by the noise and smoke; as is the case when
using black powder. Ask your dealer for
Selby's " Challenge" :. 4. or Smokeless
or aSfperior - - r.. C." Smokeless shotgun
Cartridges. There is only one quality OF
r. C.f powder and that is the best. Sci
bv's Smokeless Cartridges are diirdys loaded
10 order; so the dealers always get fresf
goods.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-24

Lors soon heard Of the porcupine and be
gan coming to see it. Lansdow could see
no reason why he should not make some
money out Of the thing, so he placed II
foot board peep tight fence around 1t and
began charging 10 cents admission. He
made several dollars day with his prize
and one Sunday collected S4.lO.
The animal has become perfectly used
to the crowd and readily eats ana drinks
from its masters hands. I.ansdow says
he would cut of a section OF the tree with
the porcupine on It and carry the animal
around and exhibit II but for the fact that
it is on a valuable shade tree, and that the
porcupine may not be able 10 hold on
much longer. At present, though, accord
ing 10 a veracious correspondent OF the
Cincinnati Enquirer, 1t looks as clipper
as it did before it lost its caudal append
age.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-24

The northwest is sending immense
quantities Of shingles to the east just
now. Fifteen to 20 carloads day was
the average freightage Of this commod-
ity passing through Seattle in the first
half of the month, and one day solid
train Of 80 carloads of shingles left that
point for the east.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-24

John W. Bookwalter. the Ohio mil
Honaire, said the other day. 81 cannot
tell You how much money have spent
trying to build machine which will fly,
but think that have a model under
.rav now that will solve the problem"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-24

"rm very tired" said the lady at the
head Of the supper table one Sunday even
ing.
"You should not be" said her minister,
Who had been asked in to the evening
meal. "You haven't preached two sermons
today"
NO" said the lady absentmindedlJ,
but listened TO them."-Exchange.
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caslmIr-rerler.. RelIe Of satan.

According to a legend current In the
country around Grenoble, the ancient wall
surrounding the park OF NJ. Casimir-Pe-
rier's superb Chateau de Willie, In thai
district was built by the devil
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-24

The Engrdrer and Printer, Park Square, Bos-
ton, Mass, has made such strides in popular IA
vor of late that it Is now regarded the peer Of
any trade journal in the world Its editorial
ability and remarkable color Illustrations and
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subscriptions taken for all papers, magazines
and periodicals at lowest prices at Northwest
News Company. J. r. Handley q Co., $50 First
street, Portland, Or.
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Papa-Ouick. run aud see what Is the matte
with babyl Mamma-Mercyl Did you heal
him crying2 Papa No, that's 1t; he's been
quiet for ten minutes
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az do hope" sald Miss Harvard. that the
coming man Will not be bald, a. the scientis u
predict II he 4. what on earth will we do for
football playersf"
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~ Sold by druggists; IS cents.

Women would be of little use on board leak
ing ship; they couldn't man the pumps.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-24

Try GxnxEA for breakfast.
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HOW STOUTGOTSTOU
THE REMARKABLE EXPERIENCE
OF A RHEUMATIC SUFFERER.

All But ParaIyzed-Lost His Flesh and
Expected to Die-How He Got Well
and Strong.
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STATE OF ONO. CITY OF TOLEDO, =.

LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is the
senior partner OF the firm Of F. J. CHENEY a
Co., doing business IN the city of Toledo, coun-
ty and State Aforesaid, and that said firm Will
pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case Of CATARHH that cannot be
cured by the use OF HALLS CkTNRRH CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence this 9th day Of December, A. d. 1886.
lsEAL-l A. W. GLEArON,
d. y
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0cnOnQrKA,
ondent, nerv-
Gus, " tired
out " men
those who
Asufer from
1backac ,
I WEAKNESS,
I loss Of en-
= ergy, i'm
paired mem
DRY, dizzi-
ness. melan-
holy and
discourage
ment, the re-
suit Of ex-
hausting dis
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-24

Use xnsmeline stove Polish; no dus, no smell
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Halls catarrh Cure Is taken internally. and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system. Send for testimonials, free
E. j. CHENEY CO..
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

as matter Of fact, it is the boys who
nre rallying around Croker, for they
feel convinced that ho Is still one Of
them. The stories about wealth and
power IN connection With Croker are
alleged 10y tho boys to be mooIshinc,
Cochran is declared by the boys to be
the head of the kid gloves. The boys
and the kid gloves, it may be explained,
are the two Tammany factions, but the
difference between them is just what
the boys and the kid gloves cannot
quite explain. There is u picture OF
Cochran now going about among the
boys in which that congressman is rep
resented with crown on his head. The
kid gloves have retaliated with big
portrait of the boss in lighting cos
tume-for Croker's pugilistic prowess
is not forgotten. All of which shows
how an internal Yammany campaigp
Is waged.
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vided with slot, which is governed by
a spiral screw and winch handle. The
shutter operates in downward course
under stationary board, allows the
impression to be made on the sensitive
plate, and meets second stationary
board, underneath which it glides
The exact position of the shutter is de-
termined from the outside by needle
which slides down a graduated
groove.
Among large number Of photo
graphs taken with this apparatus the
following copy will illustrate the
method as lucidly as possible. In oper-
ating with horizontal diaphragm the
first pose taken was that of the chair
and its occupant, which was held
above the floor at distance of 215 feet
by number Of boards. The first ex-
posure was then made. AS the slot is
on level with the support, it is
dropped below the seat. and the second
exposure is made by placing the sub.
iect underneath the chair.
With little patience and very little
difficulty the fantastic figure illus
trated can soon be taken. Instead Of
placing the apparatus vertically, it is
adjusted to the plate-chamber in 4 hor-
izontal position, SO that the slot occu.
pies vertical line, In this way a per-
son can be photographed as if standing
in mid-air.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
NJ. BRACES P0LYp0SE'
New Photographic Device Invented
by o Frenchmau,
With 1t COmpoSite Pictures Can lie Taken
on One Plate-Desrrlption of the
Novelty and How 1t Is
Operated.
NJ. V. BRAGG is the inventor of a new
PHOTOGRAPHIC shutter which he calls

NJ. V. BRAGG is the inventor of a new
Photographic shutter which he calls
'polypose," because it enables opera
tors TO take composite pictures on one
plate with very little trouble. With
this ingenious device il Is possible to
take one or several objects as often
aud in us many different positions as it
is desired and on any kind of back
ground. This lo'' is the chief adj
vantage of the apparatus. Thus
Il man can be made to hand himself Il
glass of water, or clown to carry his
double on his shoulders, etc.
The secret of the system is simple
enough, and is founded upon the fol-
lowing principle: If shutter pro-
vided with slot is placed as near as
possible to the sensitive plate, directly
in front of the plate-holder, the slot
allows only portion Of the reelection
OF the subject to pass. BY changing it
about, either horizontally or vertical
ly, the negative can be made to receive
in succession several impressions in
one way or another If the intensity
of the light has been the same at every
exposure no traces of the joints are
visible, no matter how numerous they
might be.
With this knowledge in mind it was
but step to construct an apparatus
with which the work could be accom-
plished in the most rational way.
The device constructed by NJ. Bracq
and his assistant VI. Faller, consists of
Hat rectangular casing, which can be
fitted TO the plate-holder and can carry
in its center, provided with an opening
as large as the plate the ground, glass
and frame for the plate-holder. In
front Of that opening and on the innt
side of the casing moves shutter pro
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

scranton-F. p Price, Washington avenul
Gold Media Brand
Dunmore-F. p. Price, Gold Medal Branl,
Dunmore-F. ID. Manley, Superlative Bran l.
Hyde Park-Carson & Davis, Washburn st.
Gold Medal Brand; } seph A. Mears, Main
avenue, Superlative Brand
Green Ridge A L.Spencer. Gold Medal Brand.
J. I. NcHile, Superlatve
Provdence-Fenner il ChappelL n Main ave.
nue., Superlativr brand C. j Gille.p!e, W.
Market street, God Med II Brand
Olyphant-James Jordan. Superlativc Brand.
Peckvlle- -Shafnr L. X is r Superlativ..
Jermyn-C, -. Winters q Co Superaativo
Archbald-Jones S mps1n & Co . Gold Medal.
Carbondale-B. 5. Clark, Gold Medal Brand.
Honesdale-l y. Foster & Co Cola MelI..
Minooka--M II. Lavelle.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

abundance. As consequence, Fifth
avenue, when some well-known little
boys appear upon it in the afternoons,
is quite sight. For the boy popula-
tion that is born with golden spoon
10 its mouth is quite large in the me
tropolis.
Now to see boy gotten up in silks
and Jewels is an unusual spectacle to
many persons. Especially is this the
case with the children Of the poor. A
carriage, in which were seated two
gorgeously dressed youngsters, drew
up near the Park on Fifth avenue re-
Gently, and group of street urchins
proceeded to make fun of the wealthy
boys. Their mother was standing on
the steps of mansion palace, and at
the sight of the frantic actions of her
little boys-they both seemed terror
lied at the gestures of the street ur-
chins sic set up scream that
brought policeman, and the street
boys fed.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

Jacli--Its all over. I'm cooked
goose.
Tom-Wouldn't she have you?
Jack--Confound it, no! Cool as u
cucumber about it, and nothing green,
either.
Tom-Any chance of--er-her exer-
cising woman's peculiar prerogative?
Jack-Changing her mind? Nota bit
Toni suppose, too, you had planned
to buy her ring if she'd have had you?
Jack--Yes, | suppose So.
Ton-Had your money all saved up
FOR il, didn't you?
Jack-I should say SO. Had fifty dol
lars all ready.
Tom-Ah, yes! say, Jack
Jack--Well?
Tom-You--er-couldn't lend me--er
that fifty dollars till You find some
girl who will have you, could you2--
Harper's Ba2ar.
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application was made to him by the
daughter of a rich old woman to
receive her mother as an inmate. But
the son Of this rich old woman is not
anxious that his mother should be shut
up even in luxury and in the company
of many rich old women at that. But
u publication appeared recently in
which the old woman was represented
as an insane niser, and it now seems
that the daughter engineered tine
whole thing. So the mother would be
forced into the gorgeous asylum were
it not that the son has threatened to
expose the place as nothing more than
gilded prison in which the rich fani.
lies of New York are wont to seclude
undesirable members. 1t seems proba-
BILE that the retreat will be closed soon
DAVID WEcHsLER
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power in addition to a political one.
That is, Tammany is to become O So
cial authority and membership in the
inner circles of the organization is in
tended TO yet be as much of guarantee
of mans social standing as member
ship in the most exclusive club could be.
This is certainly novel project in
that home OF bosses, but it is the re-
suit OF many social snubs TO which
Tammany men have been subjected.
So we are likely to witness in time the
foundation of Tammany aristocracy
that may vie with that OF the Dutch
descendants.
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sitility of exhibiting beyond most
Df the young men and women who
would like their works to be seen
upon the gallery walls. The New
York men declare that all these com
plants come from disgruntled exhibit
ors who have found it impossible to
come up to the standard of excellence
Set by the committee. However, all
these heartburnings are apt TO throw
u shadow over the show, US theatrical
people would say.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

Taylor-Judge s. Co, Gold Medal; Atherton
Il Co., Super!atiye.
Duryea Lawrence Store Co., Gold Medal
MoOSic-John McCrindle, Glld Medal
Pitts'On-M W. O'BOyle, Gold Medal
Ciark's Green Frace & Parker Superlative.
Ciark's summit f. H. Young, Gold Medal
Dalton-S. Z. Finn & Son, Gold Media Brand
Nj, ,hOlson-J. l.. Harding.
Waverly-A. Bliss q Son Gold Medal
Factoryville Charles IRA dner, Gold Medal.
Hophoton-N y N. Finn d Soa, Gold Medal,
obyhapna-plDyhaunl q l.hlgu LumOe r
Co God Me ial Brand
Gou dsh)rO-S A. AdamA Goll NJ lal Bran
No GGige & Clements, Gold Medal.
Lake Arrl-Jtmes A. Bortree, Gold Medal.
Forest City. l.. Morgan S Co., Gold Medal
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
GREAT
PAINTINGS.

For centuries brilliant artists
have been painting beautiful pic
lures, and the best of these pic
lures are carefully preserved by
wealthy people in their mansions,
or by governments and cities in
public buildings. They form the
great attractions to many Of the
old world cities, and can all be
seen only by much travelling and
at great expense.
As outlined below, q lover OF
pictures conceived the idea of plac-
ing these delights Of the eye WIN.
in the reach of greater numbers,
and the result is the beautiful art
work,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

to We occa.
sion { i much
IN sunderstaud
ing In the first
place there is a
row as to what
constitutes an
arti.t. Some OF
the exhibitors
seem TO believe
that an artist is
q person with
III Il . h money.
Hence the fees
W hic h are al
legged to have
been eXtorted
are declared to
,,1p.a fla NO.
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large fortunes to
make their dar-
iings look dis
tin guis he'd is
taking some un-
usual forms. For
instance, t h {
latest style is to
get the youngs.
ters up in the rig
of a page in the
time of Queen
Elizabeth, a fad
w h i C h while
beautiful is cost
", since there
must be jeweled
buckles and sat
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

OF Official II
vestigation.
The concern is
the property Of
Il physician
who has long
been the favor
iteattendantof of
rich patients
and who ha 5
thus come TO
know many Sc
crets Of New
EOrk's cXclus-
i've families.
Not. lpnp apo
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
THE GOSSIP OF GOTHAM.
Tho New York End OF O james
Roosevelt Roosevelt Episode.
a rammany -Four Hundred - why the
ATtists OF the Metropolis Have So
Little Influence Richly Dressed
Little Boys.
lcoPTRIeuT. lsy41

James Roosevelt Roosevelt, the gem
tleman who became our first secretary
OF embassy at London under such
dramatic circumstances recently, is
the one who figures in the last morsel
of gossip that is retailed in the draw
ing-rooms of New YorlI's exclusives.
1t would appear that the inevitable
William Waldorf Astor and AMBUSH
dor Thomas +. Bayard are involved,
and theoccasion of it is difficulty of .
somewhat novel nature in diplomatic
circles.
For some weeks past the American
ambassador has been embarrassed by
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

position, and ac-
cording to the
latest stories his
doings from the
time of the first
reported differ
ences he ma d
with the great
Richard were all
a part Of a deep
laid scheme to
lead the boss"
into a trap. 1t
is we'll known
that for months
past Mr.. Croker
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
Alteration.

Beaver-Do you think Rambler's
wife loves him?
Melton--Love is not the name for it.
Why, she lets him select all her neck
ties. brooklyn Life.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

campaign in which we English had to
beat ourselves and to get France to
help us to do it." Then there were
illusions to Lincoln diane trically op-
posed to what Mr., Bayard had said in
Il speech. But the Astor put his foot
in it badly when his organ declared:
The lot, then. that is commonly called
the lot Of the poor, is not, as such, u tit
subject OF any commiseration.' 1t is
declared that when this was repeated
10 John Burns and other labor men,
bers of parliament they refused TO be-
lieve it TO. have emanated from the
yankees" sheet until they saw the
utterance in print. However, Mr..
Astor is not accepted in England as Il
political factor, and the matter was
passed over until some critics ques-
toned the utterances of Mr.. Bayard
concerning the merits OF American in
Stitutions by repeating some OF Mr..
Astor's language in refutation. Thus
Mr.. Bayard came to be embarrassed, as
noted, by the things put forth by his
millionaire countryman.
But even this state OF affairs could
be overlooked, since Mr.. Astor is not
in England in an official capacity. as is
Mr.. Bayarl But when several con.
demnations of America We're sid to
have come from the embassy through
the natural confusion resulting from
the fact that Mr.. Astors relative is
next to the highest authority in it
there was slight difficulty.
According to the New YORK end of
the story Mr.. Bayard represented to
Mr.. Roosevelt that it might be well if
Mr.. Astor confined his denunciations
of things American within narrower
limits. Not that there was anything
like an estrangement, for Mr.. BayGrd
is too courtly, too diplomatic and too
old politician to give offense to any
one. He simply called attention to the
fact that as Mr.. Astor was getting de-
plorably unpopular with the American
colony it might be well if he refrained
from connecting himself with the EN-
bassy as intimately as lie had been do
ing and thus spare the official there from
the necessity Of di5avowing him, as it
were. 1t was a delicate position for
our ambassador to be in, particularly
as he had TO deal with relative of the
man who had brought upon himself
all the condemnation. For it may be
remarked parenthetically that the
New York land owner is positively as
tonishing England by what he causes
TO be published about his own country
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

Talumany New
York will wit
II t SIS the eree-
tion of q superb
domi"ile for the
Tiger. The idea
is to make more
pro II o an ce 4
those social fen
lures which are
ut present sub
ordinate to the
political ele-
ment. 1t is be-
lie we'd possible
TO make Tam
many j social
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

It came near being publicly an
uounced last week that the Tammany
organization intended putting up
magnificent new building, but the du
bious position of that respectable body
just now led to the abandonment OF
the project. This idea of II new home
has long been favorite with one ele-
iuent in the Hall, but the members
generally are fearful that there would
be an outcry as to where Tammnny got
the money for it. As it is, the present
structure is rather n houely affair,
with not overmaguiicent apartments.
1t is likely that should the result of
the elections this fall be favorable to
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

The coming exhibition which the
artists will give il New York seems
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

has been made to appear in the char
acter of a magnate-one who thought
he had risen above the boys and meant
to make them all wear collars. Now,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

When irritated the sea cucumber. a
species of hatotburia, can eject all It's
teeth, its stomach and digestive appa-
ratus, and reduce itself to simple
membranous sac.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
Aids to the Tnilaf.

A small bottle Of camphor or little
alum and water will aid in drying up
pimples that have been tampered with.
To prevent the hair from falling out,
saturate the scalp twice week with
the following: One ounce of borax,
one-half ounce Of gum camphor, one
quart rain water Boil all together
and bottle.
To improve the complexion one
should keep the pores Of the skin open.
Wash the face and ears with very hot
water and then put in sufficient cold
water TO make it tepid for the body.
The face should be washed in hot
water. at least three times daily.
Philadelphia Prsss,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

W. Bourke Cochran has now become
the admitted leader of the Croker op-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
NJ EGARGEL
& CONN ELL
SUPERLATIVE And GOLD MEDAL

The brands following
who will accept The TRIBUNE
of flour or 30 on each barrel OF flour
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a Way nnshnnds Have.

Caller--Those are beautiful furs; but
what will your husband do when he
sees them?
Mrs. lmpecune-He'll probably make
the fur hy,--Truth.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
Richly Dressed Llttle Rons.

The competition among the mammas
OF boys who are destined to inherit
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

One of the most luxurious asylums
for the aged is about to be the subject
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
Seal Sacques
Circular Capes

Seal Circular Cape, 20 inches long, with:
Butterfly Cape.......... .......,....... $500
otter Circular Cape, 80 inches long with
Butterfly Cape. .........................lO lOj.O0
Sable Circular Cape 80 iuches long ...... s. "
AstrSkhan Circular Cape, 20 inches long ~ "
Electric Seal Circular Cape, 80 in. long. ~ o.
Gray Crimmer Circular Cape, 30 in. long 30 %
40 dozen American Seal Muffs at....sl % each
l lot I children's sets at..............gSc each
lot Of Sleigh Robes, plush lin.I....S} ca ch
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24

I Il c authorita-
tive attitude as
sulned by Mr..
Astor, through
h ! s purchased
organs, on mat
ters connected
with the United
States. For in
stance, Mr.. AS
tor promulgated
I Il e Il 5 5 ertiOn
that cur rcyOlu-
tionary war was
a case of the
English defeat
ing themselves;
A.l.+
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
OF TODAY

As well as the choicest bits, and
the famous and historical pieces
Of the artists Of all ages.
This is undoubtedly the most
beautiful and complete art work
ever published; and well it may
be, for it contains the best work
of the delineators of all that is
beautiful.
These pictures are engraved on
copper plates by the halftone
photo 'grayure process; and are
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-02-24
NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN.

Drowning Man - Help, help. Tm
drowning. can't swim.
McGinnis-- Nayther can I, but it's a
good time for yez to learn now. Yezll
never have better opportunity
Kings Jester.