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Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04

ktet6boI tasily 80 hois Philips,
Ffancous.ki. Kopcsinski . kikli.
fewski byli vice mtna porsntni.
stnaentl - ba,Ill.
pfi diyadelntm pfsdstavsni spo.
le6nosti, Iei dAyala kus "City
sports" ' New Haven, Ionn. Joilo
due ~. bferna X yjtrinosti. Stu.
deuti Yale university koupili 81
sssmds prvni mista piiremi,
Jakmile orohes,r spustil a opona
ph poslednfm iednAaf byla yytaie
na nastalo bombardosAni hereb
-tarfmi yohayfmi yeloemi. Kdyl
zhyolhna byla policie rsedli Sc stu
deuti a prchli postranimi yychody.
We rmatku nastaltm byl pouse c.
den mui rat6en, jednatel pojiiruji.
q spoledncsti, jcni randall toho
yhbec Sc ne.6Gastnil. Studenti
tyrdf, le = y$trlnostf nem6i co
spole6n6bo, kdezto sprava Iivadla
jest al pry zcela jista, &c byli TO
STUDENT, jii takto do divadla pfiali
SO "bayit."
Tfinacte ditek uh ofelo.
Dne 2s. bfezna vyhofel dim
w. B. Vita, nedaleko lIintonu
u Richlandu, VIZ. Osm ditek a
sluzka uhofely. Panf Wittova
byla zachranena sousedy. Witt
jest hlidacem nebyl donna, kdyz
nest6stf sc stale. Ma farm6 j.
Inmana, nedaleko Pulaski, Tenn.
hofelo tehoz dne a tfi dftky, jez
rodiGe donna bez dohledu zanecha.
ly zahynuly plamenech. D6ti
pfeyrhly lampu tax obeh vznikl.
- V Cairo, Ill. shofelo stavenf
w. Schaflieho a dv6 dftky, jez
matka ma loze ulozila uhofely.
Jak oheh vznikl nikdo nevf.
yjroba dest6.
Tajemnfk zemadelstvf Morton
obdrzel poslednf dob6 do Wash.
ingtonu mnoho dotazd, jak dopadly
zkousky, jez pod dohledem vladimir
Sc d6ly ma vyrobn desta s,filenfm
do oblak. Zem6d6lsky odbor vydal
ob6znfk v nemz tazateldm se sd6-
luje, ae veskere ty pokusy setkaly
40 3 nezdarem sice takovym, ze
dest nelze dojavati farmcr6m ma
objednavku. Bombardovani oblak
nevedlo docela k zadn6mu cfli
zadnem pffrade neuspokojilo, ne
bot veskere vypocty, ze stfelbou
vlhkost vzduchu sc pfivodf, sell
haly.
Nechce senatorstvi.
Poslanci Durborow Illinois a
Cadmus New Jersey dali do ODE
hu listinu. kterou mel bSt tajemnfk
Crisp poaadan, ably pfijal mfsto
spolkoveho sena tora "a Georgii,
jakz guverner mu no nabldl.
Crisp sdelil pozdeji pfsteldm svSm,
ze povazuje ga svou povinnost, ably
odmftl nabizene mu mfsto sena.
te. V tom smyslu zasal depesi ma
guvernera statu Georgia, nfz
nabfzene mu mfsto senate cd.
mita.
Americana a Kosut.
Mfstopresident Stevenson vyslo.
wi We jmenu senatu Spoj. Stat6 70.
dine zemfeleho madarsk6ho via.
stence l.. kosuta nasledujfcfm do.
pisem soustrasr "Rodine l..
Kosuta. PokladAm 81 za cesr,
zaslati YAM opis resolnce kterA
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04
sHosfHA uD.Losrf


Rev Lsmbst, hjsalf ksioIieAf
knts, leni pied nslksasm sleki -
vify kstoIiehk mIusil dne 40. blef
"a mis,noslssh Cooper Ifuie.
I'eslaebatstgs dosftsil - B. 6el
ehfomay Iitsalf kats osl0yil
sbfomkIdtnt, sypfkst prod opasiiI
sifu eith ssfeh ] safosal plliomad,
sby o,sslsl oti / vldtnf al
! slysent vyfyaii smesickt iasti
tuee fakou psrsis litma, lenl
fkd by se Iieh smoebil yyptkgtl
H. ksloliAa neni dana voluast sio
sa, voinosi myiltnsy pokud "a
sianou 6leny ol,ue tatolicks q oifk
Ave isoa pfi len o,foEy, limii liui
vikdne.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04


sAsieaAr rTutdststsL
line 30 bferns udala sev Darl
inRtgau nedalsko Colambia, i. q.
fklka men stktnimi sytytda6i =
udasati, kde proviaili - pfoti al
kona a prodeIi lihoein obtan.
slsem, jei nad pFisafm pfosAdtnfm
sAkona = stklfm udavatstsfm veil.
oe bylo pohnayhuo. lid veFeIna
q "a nesmyslaf rhkon sttloval, hu.
boval NJ Ruvsfn6fa. jakoI M w.
rytdate Iim u.tanovene. sfAIka :
vYrstdati dals se kaid6 obyile
odekAsaii kdyl tito po ruby
orbfojeni odpoledne po tfetl ho
dine pfisli na nAdraIi, ably mt-la
odIeli po odbyt5ch yytstda6sk yeL
prohlidkkch po domcch a rbyte6.
mem suioshnf TIN, ia je napadI
a rahual do leM. Pfi srAlce u
byli diva ob6ant Normont a Red.
mond na mi.t6 sa-tfeleni a take
diva syrssda6i McLenoon a Pep.
per jsou zabiti. Mimo 10 nekolik
o-ob jest rantuo a 4nezi tsmi pc.
licejnf chef Dargin, X. ID. Luoa.
a l.. Norment. Policie a serii
marn6 snaiili Sc udrteti pofadek
! Lid proti yyzyeda6hm rorezleny
chtdl je zni6iti IN kazdou cenn
Serif telegrafoval goyern6royi, ably
lyyslal miliei, ze pofadek nelxc mu
udrzeti. Guyern6r naffdil zuavhm
v Columbia, ably ihned na d6jisti
40 vydali, ii vsak slozili zbrafi q
AMI jeden mich nechtel do boj,
proti ylastnfm spoluobcan6m = nj
miz soucitf, nesrastny zakon Wy.
zy6da6sky zatracujfee. Take mill
Gle povolana Richlandu nechtela
lvyhoveti rozkazu guyernerovu
Ten svadf yeskeru vinu na noviny,
jez hlasaly pry lidu, ze konst6blo
ye yyzvedaci nemajf zadn6ho
prava slfditi po domech profile.
davati domy klidnych ob6and op3j.
nc napoje hledajfce. Lid ma Wy,
zv6dace zaneyfel n nastalem roz.
ruchu doslo ku krveproliti. Kdyz
roz6ilenf dostoupilo vrchole zda.
10 Sc jiz, 10 vyzv6da6i do rukou
rozezlen6ho lidu so dostanou, po.
st6stio sc jim dne 80. bfezna nejak
IL lesd uniknouti. Bylo jich Gel.
KEN devet sice: Feldaer, Mur.
lphy, Livingston, Gaillard, Scott,
McCants, Brison, Gardiner Harl.
ling. Dostali SO srastn6 do Lake
City odtamtud po draze do Char.
lestonu. Jcden konst6blh oili
yyzyedadh byl zabit, jing ran6n a
jeden jest Darlingtonu obcany
uv6zndn, kdezto sedm se jich DO
hfesuie. Guvern6ru postestilo se
konecne sehnati AZ l3 Get miice a
poslati ma dejiste | doufa, ze nynf
zavladne kid.
| JIz Ease
Prvnf krev yolebnf kampane v
Milwaukee, Wis. jiz tekla a sice /.
dubna. Srazka, pfi kter6 as pal
tuctu muzd bylo pobodano udala Sc
Y mistnostech skoly st. vincenta,
M 10. ave. pfi schhzi kolambijsk6
lfgy, jednoty to, jez pracuje proti
A. 7. A. Skola Ia naleza 80 pol
sk6 6tvrti ma Jiznf strane, ma 10.
ave. A. p. A. mali hojn6 pffvr.
zench mezi delnictyem a to do
schdze ID SO dostavilo, jedine prS
"a tim d6elem, ably schdzi kolum.
bijskd lfgy rozbili. Byla to schaze,
ustavujici, kaady mel pfistup a
TEX ODE frakce, veffcf nevaffci,
Polsky SO sesly. Vstrznost vyvo.
lali 6tyfi bratfi Uxynski a zahy
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04
Ca.rssJ lfs.i ,AlsnIijm.

Apela6ni soud I'hiladeltii po
tsrdil minulf tfdsn rot.adek kraI.
skebo soudn ' lalobt pfoti trnstu
oukFoytma, ktsrs nsAdtlo se, d.
pfevreti cnkfoyarn PhiladelGek9ho
trustem i rkkoni,}m. Kmjsky
soud rorhodl rAporut apeladnl
-oud roasadsk ten potyrdil. soud
rothodl, h. trust oikroyy sice Jest
mouoPolem, ale 10 pry ue.mtfaie
X omezcni menistAtnfho obobodu a
tedy uepfestapaje nAkoo prot tru.
sthm.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04

soud rorhodl rAporna apeladni
.oud ro1sadek ten potyrdil. soud
rotbodl, h. trust eikroyy sice Jest
monopolem, ale le prg nesm6faIc
X omezcni mezistAtniho obobodu a
tedy nepfestnpuje zAkon prot tru.
sthm.
o yanttonske reserraei.
Sccilandsky citizen piie yank.
tonske reseryaci: "Nenf pochyb.
nosti, H. yanktonskh indianskA re-.
seryace, soused.cf Bon IIomme
County zapadn6, bude otevfena
toto leto, neb 6asna podxima
V tonic okolf jsou lidG, kteff no.
dlaji tam klcjmy xauImouti, ysak
radfme vsem takovym, ably pose.
tkali, al pfedloha doty6na projde
kongresem a seznajf vsechny jeff
podrobnosti, NED budou vynakladat
ntjake penfze ma nsazenf Sc. Pied
loha senatn lfsi sc cd pfedlohy v
snemovnd poslanecke jest nemoz
no ted jest6 y6det, jake formc
kone6nd bude pfijata."
Lepe neeo. nezIi nIc.
BSvala kralovna bavaiska Liliu.
okalani je nynf dplnd pro pfiytele.
nf lIayaje ku Spojenym Statam,
kdyz totiz obdrif naleaitg obnos
Gill vysluzne rocn6, ably 81 mobla
pekne zft. Pravf Sc, ze pfatele
ieji poslou co nevid6t zvlastniho
vyslance do Washingtonu, ably tam
presidentoyi zaleaitost tu pfedlozil
| upozornil jej, BE kralovna "a pfi
mefene vysluzn6 ma tran vice ne.
pomyslf.
Zena dyou muaG.
Bob Carroll, rvaG ze femesla, by.
dlel jist5 Gas Salt Lake sezna.
mil se I5letou Nelly Claypoolo.
YOU. Wall 80, anil matka tom
ved6la ! odjeli do Denver. DGyus.
ka, ably mohli dostat licensi udala,
ze j jest jar 10. N9jakg cas- zili
spolu n konecn6 se Nellie dom0
vratila, nebot Carroll spatn6 pry =
nj zachazel. IA nedlouho ella mila
Nellie noyinach, ze bSvalg jeff
muzfdek We rva6ce Denver byl
zabit. Zy6st Ia il pfisla naramna
yhod nemeskajfc provdala SO "a
jisteho Andcrsona. In rok ma 10.
stavsf He malkou u neivetsim
stestf po boku Andersona, spatfila
k dzasu svemn, ze Carroll zcela ziy
a zdrav kratel po ulici. Nynf DO.
zadala cd ndho "a rozvod, vsak
Carroll tomu odporuje a pffpad
velice jest zapleten.
Darebak IN mfizi.
w. g. Estes, byvaly jednatel b.
d M. draby v Deadwood, $. ID. byl
dne so. bfezna zatden We Speariish
ma rozkaz postovnfho dozorce Foss
nessa a siee ma obvinanf, ze zneuzf.
val posta k dceldm nekalSm. TSz
oxnamoval 6asopisech, ze jedna
tslna BLACK Hills Labor Agency
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04


fsio Gfma ma nelepa atiss nespohlFtI pfosssds Iat
zach Pfo.o tdhme fafmey ~ Bhs dobJss 10 pde sil
"a yAeoho - rutf
souih Omaha Live stock 60.
"a Oneei III Exehaage BIde., No Omaha. seb
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04

ktettboi tasily 80 hoie a Philips,
ffancous.si, Kopcninski . Kisli.
sesski byli vice mtns porantni
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04
KR4 ANEl

u,Adm m .sA@o.l. le l.ms oieslel atma pol Jnaasm
South Omaha Live Stock Commission Go.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1894-04-04
Americana a Kosut.

Mfstopresident Stevenson vyslo.
vii We imenu senatu Spoj. Stat6 ro.
dine zemfel6ho madarskeho via.
stence l.. Kosuta nasledujfcfm do.
pisem soustrasr "Rodin6 l..
kosuta. PokladAm 81 IN 6esr,
zaslati Yam opis resoluce, ktera
pfijata byla dne %. bfezna 1894
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

$50 we were," said Mrs. Green;
'but thanks to the generosity of g
noble young gentleman, who step.
ped forward to our relief, we are nc
longer so" 4
Indeed; who has thus befriended
you?"
"His name is Ainsworth. He
sent for a doctor for me, and at his
own cost purchased food and coal
so that, by the blessing of God,
hope soon to recover my health
and then all will 60 right once
more"
After little more conversation
Margaret and her cousin withdrew
leaving with Mrs. Green some
money for her present necessities.
That evening Herbert Lee offered
his hand to Margaret Bailey, and
to his surprise, no less than his dis
comfiture, was rejected.
A week afterwards Henry Aims
worth made his appearance. He
seemed unusually thoughtful.
"A penny for your thoughts, y
said Margaret, gaily.
He looked at her earnestly mo-
ment, and then replied:
II will indeed tell you the subject
of my thoughts, and ask your for
giveness afterwards. 1t is, | know,
an act of presumption for poor
clerk to speak of love, of marriage,
to wealth heiress; but l cannot
keep 1t secret longer--I love you,
Margaret, with truth and sincerity
Do you pardon me?"
NO." said Margaret, promptly,
"for you have said nothing that re-
quires it. And if you indeed think
me worthy of taking, you may have
me and welcome"
DO l hear aright?" was the de-
lighted reply. "How have / deserv-
ed such good fortune"
Listen, and l will tell you. | had
resolved never to marry any one
unless l was convinced that he was
charitable. Last week you received
an anonymous letter recommending
poor family to your charitable
notice. ! find you have visited them
and relieved their necessities. | feel
that | can safely trust my happi-
ness in your hands, since you have
so nobly stood the test"
Truly" said Henry Ainsworth
as his eyes lighted up with graft.
tude, charity is its own exceeding
great reward"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21
Hues of the Earth.

The wonderful difference between
the same landscape in winter and
in summer is phenomenon famil-
lar to all dwellers in the temperate
zones. The two great elements OF
changes are the presence of snow
in winter and of leaves in summer
If we could look at our globe from
the moon, says writer in Youths
Companion, the variation in its
aspect due to seasonal change:
would perhaps be even more strik'
ing than it appears to those upon
its surface.
In fact, we sometimes lose sight
of the very important part which
vegeta ation plays in giving color tc
what might be called the counte.
nance Of the planet.
1t is not the higher forms OF
plants that always produce the
greatest effect in this way. Some
of the most striking scenes upon
the earth owe their characteristic
features to mosses and lichens. The
famous "crimson cliffs" of Green.
land, which extend for miles north.
ward from Cape York, derive Their
splendid colors from the growth oi
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21
ORDER.
Sold by j. T. Bostwiek

State Of Michigan, County Of Alpena, %.
At a session Of the Probate Court for said coun-
ty held at the Probate Office in the city Of Alpena,
on the 7th day of March. in the year one thousand
eight hundred and nsnety-four.
Present, Geo. NJ. Slusser, Judge of Probate.
In the matter of the estate Of Ole otterson, de-
ceased.
On reading and fling the petition, duly verified,
of Andrena Otterson, widow of said deceased.
Thereupon It is ordered, that Monday. the 9th
day of April next at ten o'clock in the forenoon,
be assigned for the hearing Of said petition, and
that the hersst-law Of said deceased and all other
persons interested in said estate, required TO
appear at session OF said court then TO be holden
in the Probate office in the city Of Alpena, and
show cause II any there be, why the prayer Of the
petitioner should not be granted.
And IL Is further ordered, that said petitioner
give notice 10 the persons interested in said estate
OF the pendency OF said petition, and the hearing
thereof by causing copy OF this order TO be pub.
lshed In the Alpena Argus, q newspaper printed
and circulated In said county, three successive
weeks previous to said day Of hearing.
IA true copyJ GEO. M. sLUssER,
il7swI Judge OF Probate.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21
In The Boudoir.

Mrs. Herdso-"If there is any.
thing hate, it is a backbiter."
Mrs. Saidso-"So do l. Now
there is Mrs. Westend; what gos-
siper she is--and such a liar, too!
She told me her husband got twice
the salary yours did-that she didn't
know how you managed to dress as
you do"
Mrs. Herdso-"The old cat! She
took in washing year ago to sup
port the family, while the old man
was on a six weeks drunk. l hate
gossips!'-Truth.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21
An Unseen Enemy

Is more TO be dreaded than an open and visible
That subtle and lurking foe, which under the gen.
eric name Of malaria manifests itself, when it
clutches us in its tenacious grasp, in the various
forms Of chills and fever, bilious remittent, dumb
ague ague cake, can only be effectually guarded
against by fortyns the system against its insidi-
Gus attacks with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, q
thorough antidote to the poison of miasm in the
system, and q safeguard against it thoroughly to
be relied upon. In the event of malarious attack
avoid poisoning your system with quinine, and use
instead this wholesome remedy, unobjection able in
taste and far more efficacious than any drug. Use
the Btters for dyspepsia, bliousness constipation
kidney complaints and rheumatism
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

is stamped in the best watch
cases made. 1t is the trade
mark of the Keystone Watch
Case Company, of Philadelphia,
the oldest, largest and best
known factory in the world
1900 employees, capacity 1000
cases daily. Its products are
sold by all jewelers.. 1t makes
the celebrated Jas. Boss Filled
Wateh Cases, now fitted with
the only bow (ring) which can
not be pulled off the case-the
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

red lichen which covers their faces.
The cliffs rise between LOO and
1000 feet straight from the waters
edge, and being composed of gray
granite their aspect would be entire
ly different from what it is but for
presence of the lichen.
Coming to less magnificent, but
not less beautiful scenery, the rocky
pass, called the Golden Gate in the
Yellowstone National Park, owes
its rich color and its name to the
yellow lichen covering its lofty
walls, and the indescribable hues of
the great hot spring terraces arise
mainly from the presence of minute
plants fourishing in the water that
overfows them.
Considered as a whole, the vege-
tation of a planet may give it
characteristic aspect as viewed from
space. Many have thought that
the red color of Mars may be due
to the existence of red instead of
green vegetation there.
That its broad expanses of forest
and prairie land cause the earth to
reflect a considerable quantity of
green light to its neighbors is in
dicated by the fact that at the time
OF the new moon greenish tint
has been detected overspreading that
part of the lunar surface which is
then illuminated only by light from
the earth.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21
For Over Fifty Years

Mrs: Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums. allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and Is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor little
sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
In every part of the world. Twenty five
cents bottle. Be sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no
other kind. 1851
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Visitor-"Don't you burn gas
any more?" Host-"No; | find
my pocketbook light enough.
New York Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

1t is all right, sometimes, for a
ship to take in a reef at sea. But
the old Kearsarge took in one too
many.-Yonkers Statesman.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

81 fear," said the postage stamp,
when it found itself fastened to a
love-letter, "that I'm not sticking
to facts. Indianapolis Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

He-"A-the worst of you Amer
leans is that you have no leisure
class. She-"Yes, we have. We
call them tramps!"-Punch.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21
HUMOROUS.

1t is an indisputable fact that
every man who wears his watch in
his vest pocket is behind time
Philadelphia Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Uncle George trust, Harry,
that you are out of debt" mo, |
haven't got quite so far as that;
but I'm out of about everything
else. Boston Transcript.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

''There are several young men in
the car" remarked Mrs. Holdstrap
with some feeling, 'but they can
hardly be classed among the rising
generation. boston Transcript.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

"You look depressed, White, '
81 feel depressed, old man." "What
is the matter? Business or love?'
Business. Alice de Million has
refused e."-Life.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Beggar-"Have you copper
you can spare, sir?" Carleton
"Yes; you will find him in the
kitchen making love to the cook"
Spare Moments.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

He-"What sad face that wom-
an has" She-"Yes, poor dear
She must have either loved and lost
or loved and got him. The Wat
erhnrY.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

STANDARDIZATION is Mr.. Weeks
this morning, Mrs. Skinner"
Mrs. Skinner took him up q
cup of tea and piece of bread, and
he was just able to raise the bread
to his lips"
Starboarder (pleased at report)-
Oh, he'll pull through all right if
he had strength enough to do that"
Puck.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Shady-"The rascal called me a
liar" Bright-"And so he has got
onto it? And a stranger, too
Curious, isn't it?"-Boston Tran
script.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

"You looked very uncomfortable
during the latter part of your lee
ture, Jawley. Matter enough
Both my feet were asleep" "You
must have very discerning feet
Harper's Bazaar.
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

lone needs both beauty and dis
erection to get along in society,
don't you thinkP" said bud to a
friend who had seen several sea-
sons. mot necessarily" replied
latter sweetly. You'll get along
very well. You are really quite
discreet. ."-Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Beaux Cat the soiree) 81 Won
der if that old lady over there isn't
trying to fiirt with me-" Seddlt
(politely)-"I can easily find out,
sir, by asking. She's my wife. y
Chicago Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Hustler-"Doyou carry a watch?'
Languid--"Ah "Ah--certain .ah---
why notp" Hustler-"Oh, l just
wondered. If killed as much time
as you do | would be ashamed to
look a watch in the face. Indian
apolis Sentinel.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Wigley-"Longlocks has called
his volume of verse Cat Poems. u
Jigler-"A queer name, indeed y
Wigler-"Yes; but quite appro-
pirate; he said they all came back. y
Boston Courier.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

De Sapp-'l congratulate you,
old fellow. Miss Purky's face is
rather plain, but she's worth $780,
000." De Muttinedd-"Thanks,
dear boy. You are right. 1t was
her figure that attracted me-
Chicago Tribune.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

"Why do you use such peculiar
termsP" asked a lawyers wife Of
her husband, who had returned
home worn out by his days labors,
81 don't see how you could have
been working all day like a horse.''
"Well, my DEAR" he replied, "Ive
been drawing a conveyance all day
Isn't that working like horse p"-
Green Bag.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-03-21

Reginald-"Ah, It's hard ter
choose. Wild either fair charmer
I'd be content. When Rosalind is
near me heart palpertates so l kin
hardly ketch me breath, an when
Lucille an me takes a walk on de
avenoo me heads so dizzy | kin
hardly tell when we cum ter de
crossin's. Wus ever mortal so per-
picked ?"-Judge.