The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-09-27
Never in the Soup.
How fortunate the oyster is!
The dollars he can scoop.
And when the church fair gets him
He is never in the soup!

per bushel at Fulda. Il. TX.
Better never have been born than
to live without glory.-Ex.
The Jail and Sheriff's residence
will be completed November first.
-Chas Hecox has been granted an
increase of pension-$l 90 per month.
Frank Eastwood passed through
town last week on his way to Mime
apolis.
The committees to raise funds
for the fire suffers are doing good
work.
Mrs. hammers, of Heron Lake,
visited nth Mrs. Eastwood the first
of the week.
Mr.. Chute says his rebuilt resi-
dence will cost $4,000. It will be a
fine house.
Mr.. Loveless is moving into his
new quarters. He has a neat place
of business.
Mrs. Coughran and Mrs. Smith
returned from a visit in Sioux Falls
Saturday morning.
The Cowan building is going up
as fast as possible, and will be ready
for occupancy in December.
Mr.. White is gathering material
for improvements he will make on his
property next to the steam laundry.
We understand that DR.. Clark
has rented Mr.. Chute's new residence.
He expects to take possession about
Oct. 18th.
Mrs. Garlick returned Saturday
from her extended visit among friends
in the east. She reports highly en-
joyable trip.
&C. w. Schultz is a member of the
Democratic State Central committee,
for this judicial district. He attended
meeting at St. Paul last week.
Come and see the immense
line of ladies and children's
underwear and hosiery at the new
store. E. j. DANIELS.
"A tramp who gave his name as
Ryan was before Judge Bennett Tues
day morning, charged with stealing a
coat from Jas. Ramage. Thirty days
in the county Jail.
Rev. Leroy Royce, of Illinois,
made the ADVANCE call Saturday in
company with Rev. Robt. McCune.
Sunday he occupied the pulpit at the
Congregational church.
johnny Peterson left Monday
for Minneapolis to attend session of
the grand lodge X. of P. Rev. Robt.
McCune left on the night train. Both
are delegates from this lodge.
-"And do you wish to be treated?"
said the dentist: .''No, begorrah,"
replied Mr.. Dolan, "you shtop the
hurrut in this toot, and Oil trate to
anything yez want Washington
Star.
H. V. Miller, the grain merchant
of Bigelow, was here Saturday. He
says business is brisk in Bigelow, and
a number Of new buildings going up.
B. I. Trip has lately purchased a
stock of general merchandise and is
putting up store building. He
noted a number of other improve
ments being made in and about the
village.
"A good old lady in the M E.
church wanted to jot down the text,
and leaning over toward her scape:
grace nephew she whispered. Have
you got any cards with you9" mo"
he replied, "and you can't play in
church anyhow" and the good old
lady was so flustered she forgot all
about the text.-Clearfield Raftman's
Journal.
The Adrian Guardian speaking
of the nomination of Editor John E.
King for representative says he is
"dishonest in business and in politics"
This mud-slinging is pretty small
business, and shows a decided
weakness on the part of those who
use such weapons. John King is
honest both in business and in poll
tics. Those who are jealous of his
business success cannot make friends
by lying about him.He is a candidate
for Office and is entitled to fair treat
ment.