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The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16

LONG JOURNEY FOR A DOLLAR.
How Prof Mendenhall Earned and Spent
1t for n Couy Of Euclid.

How Prof MendenhaiI Earned and spent
1t for . Copy of Euclid.
Prof. Mendenhall, the head of the
United States coast survey and scien-
tist of worldwide reputation, discov-
cred his special mental bent in a curl
Gus way, says Washington. He was
the son of farmer in western viii
iage. One day, when he was about
fourteen years old, a man from another
township bought cow Of his father,
who, not wishing to be troubled with
delivering the animal himself, said:
''My son, will give you dollar to
drive that COW to X--for me-
Glow far is it?" asked the boy.
"Twenty-five miles by the road you
would have to take"
The distance was long. but the dol
lar looked big A bargain was struck
on the spot. and the next morning be-
fore daylight the farmers son started
on his journey. He reached his desti-
nation by night, very tired; but before
going to bed he happened to notice in
a corner of the sitting-room of the
house in which he was to lodge a we'll
worn copy Of Euclid" glance in
side of the book fascinated the young
ster, who sat up most OF the night, in
spite of his days tramp, poring over
the angles and arcs, sines and tangents-
He resolved he must have that book.
The next morning he said 20 the mas
ter Of the house: What viii you take
for Your 'Euclid?'"
81 suppose it's worth dollar" was
the answer.
Down went young Mendenhalls 5
hand into his pocket. out came the
dollar which he had so bravely earned.
and the next minute he was the owner
of the book. which he carried ,enderly
under his arm as he trudged home.
That was the opening suggestion OF a
career in science OF which any man
might be proud.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
A BILLIARD MONOPOLY.
To Freak It Sexton Advises 6
Change in Rules.
Schaefer, Ives and Slosson Have 1t All
Their Own Way-The anchor Shot"
to GO-Cushion Caroms Would
Be Popular.
lCopYRIGHr. 1s94.l

1854
The 'anchor" shot ought to "go'
In fact I am in favor of a sweeping
change Of the rules at present govern
ing the billiard world. Balk line,
think, has had its day, and should give
way to a game which can enlist the
services of the greatest number OF
skilled players and at the same time
interest the public. Cushion caroms
believe to be that game. Balk line has
been now in vogue ten years and has
developed but three masters of the art
-Schaefer, Ives and SloSson. With
these men it has been a veritab BILE rule
of three. They have the game between
themselves. In word, they enjoy
monopoly, have formed sort of billiard
trust and pocket all the gold and glory.
DAILY, Carter, your humble servant and
other American billiard players, be-
sides the French experts, are com.
pletely shut out. don't blame the
boys for sticking to a game which pays
them so handsomely, but it is unfair tc
the rest Of the players who could make
en even break with this famous trio al
some other kind of play l know that
when ! was champion-and | was for
ten years. would take chance al
any kind Of game, cushion caroms,
straight rail play or any fair kind OF
game And / met such experts at
Maurice Vignaux, Albert GARNER,
Jake Schaefe-, George Slosson, A. =.
Rudolph, Cyrille and Joseph Dion
Melvin Foster. Maurice DAILY, Louis
Schan and John Bcssinger. The pres.
ent "big three" however. won't hear
of anything but 'balk line" and that,
with the uncertainties of it's anchors
and ''straddles," makes it anything
but an interesting game. Ives and
Slosson want the anchor" barred, but
Schaefer, who is truly wizard in
his manipulation of the shot, simply
laughs at the proposition. 1t is his
strong point. and Jacob cannot be
blamed for strongly advocating its
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16

tongues it might well be said, in the
whole world. He is native of Ohio.
He brought to his important service in
the western metropolis remarkable
head. n warm heart and an enthusiasm
which is unlimited and inspiring. He
is president and head professor of the
department of Semitic languages and
literature. His brother, Robert Z.
Harper, aud Prof Ira NJ. Price, from
the Morgan Park faculty. are associate
professors in this department.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
One Was Enough,

'sYou love my daughter?" said the
old man.
Love herr? he exclaimed. passion
Rteiy. why, could die for her. For
one soft glance from those sweet eyes I
would hurl myself from yonder cliff
and perish. a bleeding. bruised mass.
upon the rocks two hundred feet be.
low"
The old man shook his head.
I'm something Of liar. myself. he
said ''and one is enough for small
family like mine It'd Bits.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
Punishment Fits the Crime.

In Ashantee parricides are tied hand
and foot to stakes driven in the ground
near a large anthill. The ants are
then irritated by sticks thrust into the
entrance Of their dwellings,. q guard is
set at q respectful distance to prevent
rescue, and tho prisoner is left to be
eaten alive. In forty-eight hours moth
ing is left of the criminal but neatly
cleaned skeleton.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
PRESIDENT HARPER.
He Has Made the New Chicago Universal
a Great Success.

He Has Made the New Chicago University
Great Success.
William Rainey Harper. president OF
the Chicago university, although not
yet forty years of age, is reputed to be
one of the foremost scholars of the
world. Aside from deep learning, he
is the possessor of what one of his ad.
miI'ers has called great business
head He came to Chicago from Yale
university, where he was in charge OF
the department of oriental literature.
Previous to that he occupied the chain
of Hebrew at the theological seminary
ct Morgan Park where he revolution
ICED the study of that and other Semitic
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16

Doctor-You must give up drinking
and
Mr.. Sickly-I never touch drop.
Doctor-And stop smoking.
Mr.. Sickly-I don't smoke.
Doctor -Humph. that's bad; if you
haven't anything to give up I'm afraid
can't do much for you.--Spare Mo-
meutS
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
Good Advice

bllnks-Have you read that article
on -iioTv to tell a bad egg?''
inks-No, have not, bat nv ad.
vice would he: If you have anything
important to tell bad egg, break il
ently.-Brooklyn Life.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
THOMAS s. MARTIN
The Man Who Defeated Fitz Hugh Lee
In the Race for the Senate.

Aho MAN VINO Deteete0 f1tz hugn Lee
In the Race for the Senate.
Thomas S. Martin, who has defeated
the idol of the Virginians, Gen. Fitz
Hugh Lee, in the contest for the seat
in the United States senate left vacant
by the death of John S. Barbour, is
described as one Of the plainest and
most unassuming men in Virginia poll
tics. A year ago, says a Richmond cor
respondent of the New York Times,
the democratic leaders would have
laughed at the idea of Martins beating
Gen. Fitz Hugh Lee for the United
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
The Remedy.

Miss Fayre - Young Mr.. GosIing
seems 20 be intoxicated with love.
Old Pache-oh. he'll get sober enough
after he's married. Truth
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16

When Baby was sick. We gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria-
When she became Miss, she clung 10 CaStor'a-
When she had Children, she gave them Castc-ia
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
Enrope's Oldest STATE

The republic of San Marino. dating
from $50 \. D., is the oldest state in
Europe
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16

The vegetarian. from his board,
Carnivorous die, routs,
And feels no hardship, having been
Put through . course OF sprouts
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
MANHOOD REST0RED!';
'.NERVEs EsEEps.~

Loss Brain Power Msaaaehe
Oft
address
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-01-16
ggist.

LAWRENCE Drug
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1894-11-22
Strange CASE


ina folnVls graphic 5tatemnnt I'M "a
rad With inp1sc inturcst. y cannct oeacute
thu puup rresuy ser 2tl9p snrt iats1 ~ ~
arms haads std eg9. Aaa e rnp aiio uest
those parge auti tncJ Were aerQi ~ pvefroNe
M 8 measure DE- dead feeling tt-t mad tAkcn
n1sseasion 81 tntI. IN auslluui 4 hee
strange reaknoss 10 m7 rach -ne around ~
Nnlst tO4afbds Nltt MA inaealfiraple sono
feeling 10 MY stamach fAsaeiAe5 naid Y
Was creeping rarnirsls ftom Tricl, acccfa-
ing to1hesr universal e1acinsler there Y 40
roiinf. Once 10 iaa-ens rpcn person. they
cay, u coniinues RS lpsll.paa llrNk ess te.ll
IL reaches p yitHl Dqnl ind sac svrefor oics.
such Was my ptNHNeck W mad le4N rpStqrihl
q yNnF and n l'aif sldeQiy. but witn 80 pat-
tlcuiaf bcnehf Than saw an Advcrtlsetlene
In Dr Miles decorative fe- vine pros ufan (.
hottIe aud began using u. NafYelctM w "
may Scent nlt q fer lia5l had PASSED beiera
every w o. ihat creep feeNnN nao sett i nl9l
and there naa not Teen pyen yne SnNh'ess
indication " ila return AoF -t9t W
Nell KS EYJc dlt Aud have fAlnev teu
pounds 10 weight though < ltu run 1utH
Prom 10 10 lT, Four others Lave usea ~
Miles i-tatoratlvc Nclyinc On my fetpr3e4,-
tiltion. Ind II hlr heen ny satisfactory n 'iSN
cNsps ,ui Ia d1lnV. WI Anlca Kane, IA ituhl ~ .
llr Miles iies1otAtiYe Ntfgiuc isioll by ~
arug9sN oa o positive. finrS nteel .. af y y. -
direct by tic mr. Miles Ae1lfni o., n.knNJ.
lIfds u1 receipt Of prcp, ~ neg peteie ~
lottle1 fcr 81. express prepaid, 3 uEse N-'a
0DiAte4 QI d11strt W NJ Ali-t
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1894-11-22

49,
McVlson iustitote'
|lnIYon fis1f'Yi
E w WaiBo. returned ilofi ~ |
Home last sundey and IS now buy
ng y.arlibga for Il. W Dockery-
Mrs. AOis has purchased bug
~. Don't SOS Know John VIII ny
|dsh while b. stays thsre2 John
aill have tohsriow some neisnoars
iorse. az his race animnl wont I
gee-ha. Its pity 0ld Rones'
|aicd, john, 81 yDp eoEld work ner
There is ono ching you would have.
bad to DO and that Is TO tie q knot
in her Gail 70 keep her from Slip
ping through tho collar, aud to set
up stakes tc tell if you We're NOV
|iug
Nisses Iiane Tranka and Ida
Franks loft Monday evening for
Ilatonia. whore tbsy will take Che
exourgion train Tuesday for san
sntsnio
John Grag and Miss Jennie
r,eaze. v.ss United in the holy
bena. II aatrotnony last weanes
sav niuht.at the r.sidouoe OF the
ladss parsnta
a eoaisl bop was given a. the
resi3ercs 81 John Cclemag Fridey
night
W. Team through H " Halhet
tbat harley Andersen # Ksr5Tille,
who liAs Been very les Of Glow
sevaY, LIS ralapsed,
l7Bilp Nolan, Croft and albert
nv sAe resa ateat bFsgnt
Ills rss% tuesday merning for
Rlgtoaia "a thsif way 70 san Az
ani wager thst y Z s'is gns
Is piesio viii ~ tliaropghly
saa 2b@ she get there and
philip wiIs " Nble fe pabliHh 4
SOCK oftlie Alap'o CITY when they
S &, ''eg' 4 Il ''1' '''''S '''''''''
~ 'ss9aec'lga'
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1894-11-22

Note 9. L. Williams new A d.
TlIucle Nat is not only q wide
awake business NAN but is j. eiti-
2en 5f whom Sinner may De
nroud
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1894-11-22

guoss John q will have 70 help
wash the dishes now
Well, ! guess ! had better quit
before John gets after me With q
prize pole and mases nc travel
south XXX,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1894-11-22

A Bohenisn girl 70 Do hous c
work. Apply az this office
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

1t is common habit with some people
Of really cleanly habits to take drink Of
water the first thing on rising in the morn
ing, using for that purpose water which
has stood in the sleeping room all night.
The draft is all right, but the person who
drinks water that has stood in a sleeping
room for several hours IL simply inviting
all sorts OF disorders 10 visit him. Water
is one Of the ready ahsorbents Of disease
germs, and it would be a hazardous thing
20 drink water that has stood iu an open
vessel out in the open air, TO say nothing
Of that shut up in n sleeping room with
all sorts Of unhealthy exhalations being
given on from the body. Nor is il well
to drink water that has stood for several
hours in the lead pipes-always let the
water run for a few moments drst.-Wash-
ington Star.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

statistics he showed mo that more people
commit snicide In winter than ia summer.
more on wet days than on fine onns One
man WAS recently arrested for beating his
wife. The woman explained 90 the Judge
that she wouldn't make a charge. ~ she
had not known 10 was raining when he beat
her, md THAI was failing OF bis on damp
days
DO you suppose that wornout clothes are
only uglyi IL 10. go over wardrobe Of
stained and faded fabrics woefuliy out ~
date and almost ridiculous. A. first You
will be disposed 10 laugh a. them and 10
wonder how YOU ever could have permitted
yourself 10 look such "a guy, but little by
little memories will come stealing back of
good times past. You will begin to see that
fashion cannot be arbitrary and Is IN no
way infallible. You win be- forced 60 adj
init that you had just ns much admiration
Ia the old pulled skirt and queer little hat
that look 20 funny now-yes. and just
as much happiness as in the dear
day. You viii be forced 20 see
that the day will surely come when this
dearest gown, with It's naring skirt aud
pulled sleeves, will be- only ~ for laughter.
So you see, after all. that clothes are very
much like people. They have their day,
their adulation, they pass, they are forgot
ten, they grow old. and TO the thoughtless
II seems "A matter for wonder that they ever
were new, fresh and pretty Yes, the in
Hpection Of old clothes should teach us "A
very generous philosophy
KATE JORDAN.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05
FIN. FEATHER AND FUR.


Crows will steal young chickens as clev-
erly a. hawks.
Elephants on land aud whales In the sea
are the longest lived animals.
Ia the parrot both mandibles Of the bcak
are movable, an exception 10 the general
rule
A sportsman claims 90 have lately cap
tured az Bandon, Or, "a inch speckied
trout with two mouths. one above the
other"
Two elephants recently died while being
taken across the English channel a giraffe
with "a sore throat is "a joyous creature com
pared with ma elephant suffering from mai
de mer.
The fishermen Of the isle ~ 81. kilda call
the stormy petrol the lamp bird. II Is very
oily, and the natives insert wick IN tie
bin Of dead specimens and obtain a light
that lasts an hour.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

In the stillnsss Of the night IL SUN siently
startling. What IN no aid DO at hAsd or we
knsH not whence the cry oomss1 Thiss not
the case With that nuts appel made 10 tile
resources Of medical sciences aver ready.
ever available by diseGss on every hand. A
prompt nsansof self heln 70 the malaTious,
thsrhsunste. the dyapsptis. tue bi.ieus and
complaints, 10 10 be found in HoatstteT'a
stomach bitts =. an 'eVsr = osent help ia
time OF oukle" for all such hapisss indi-
viduals. They shoald not DELAY n moment
Ia seeking its aid. EIperisncs has shown
'e wide utility. tne recon IN 20 dalton Of en-
ineut CHRISTIANS everywhere sanction its
use. Ns'Voue, tain, dsnilitatsa lnvAlids
gain bodily substance and vlgor by = course
Of this One invioo AIT. Whioh 10 sminsntly
- vioeable, alao. TO the aged and cOnvaloS-
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05
RAILWAY RuMsLEs.

Railronding Is now taught in the Arkan-
sas City academy
English locomotive builders are adopting
the bar frame a. used in this country.
The best patronized railroad ia the Unit
ed States is the New York elevated. which
carries tl9O, 200 90 passengers every year.
Automatic machines have been devised
for use on "A moving train which mechanic
ally record the conditions Of every foot Of
the track.
Ia 1880 IA sailing car was tried on the
South Carolina railroad When going at
the rate Of ~ miles an hour. the mast went
overheard, with several Of the crew
A combined locomotive and saloon car,
designed 10 attain a speed 81 100 miles an
hour, has been invented by Michael Rey
nolds, chief locomotive inspector Of the
London ana Brighton railway.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

A eeod remedy aud there is not anyih nQ
on tho naikst that equals French Tansy
ablsts Tor the relief and cure OF rainful o
1 regular msnses. These tablets remove al
no matter what the cause
Manufactured BY A. AuRendrs. paris,
fTAhOs. and for sale onlg by Psrehon
D'Acheul Drug Co.. Helene. Mont, sol
agents. Price 81 per box; sent by mail
sseutely sealed.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05
rrs,...or NOT. cnarlo.,s Rn....

Half a pint Of double cream-that is,
cream which has stood - hours-one tea
spoonful vanilla. one-third Of "A cup granu-
lated sugar Whip together, and when
stiff add the beaten whites Of two eggs, and
mix well. One dozen and half lady fin
gers will he required TO line dish or mold
for this quantity. Set aside in a cool place
before serving A dessert sufficient for five.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

The best salve In the world for Cuts.
Bruises. sorsS, Ulcers Salt Rhsum. Fever
Sores, 1stts-. Chappsd Hands. Chilblains.
Corns and all Skin Eruptions. and posi-
tivsly cures pilos. or no pa5 rsqui ed. IL IL
guaranteed to give terfect sstisfEction or
money refunded. Price 25 o nts per box
For sale By the Pnrcheh-D' Achsul Drug
company.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

Inc number OF religious sects entered by
the registrar general at Somerset House in
1873 as having places Of worship in Eng
land was 1925. Since tk.t time they have
more than doubled
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

What is ~ IL is a bottle. What is in the
bother svrup. Why do l soc 10 In so many
hOusesy Bseluso svsrT body likes ii. What
u 10 for? For cou he. colds. group, vhoor-
ing cough and consumption. WHAT 10 its
manner Prks' Cough syru;. SOld by
Pa. chen-D'Asheul Drug Co.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

when she was q Child. she cried for Clstoria.
When she became Miss, She chung 70 Castoria
When she had Children, she gave them C2storil
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

Spring oalicoss 81 cents at The rea Hive
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05
/ !;S!!;:::7I!';;l:Z:l
for Infants and Children.

"castoria .sao well adapted 10 children that
ireoDmnenl % aa fipc-ior tonuy rrcaoription
lnowl to re.H Do A Anrurn. ~ D..
1870. o@fori g. brooklyn, b. Y.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

For s'vcral years I have recommend Z
your caai"ril. and shall always continue ta
dp DO ns D. has invariably produced beneficial
rrHl.ts.7
InvH ,. Psnnrr. r. D..
18th 6trort and ith Ave. Sew York city.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05
Palace and Tourist Sleeping Cars,
Buffet Smoking Library Car.

Passengers booked 10 Europe By the toilovina
hfst class linss; tunard. White b'ar. AHHhor.
lieii ktar. Allan. American. and others. Prs-
paid passages from Europe arsagod.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-04-05

n. 90 49,. 2 - -. u. VI. -
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-02-22
Two Glasses Of Women.

''When | was al a carnival at
Quebec" said man about town yester-
day, Il could not help thinking what q
royal advantage the rich society women
at the hotels had over the provincial
girls of the quaint old town. Both
were doing their utmost to see all that
went on by night and by day, but the
Quebec girls had no artificial resources.
They had to burn the candle at both
ends and let their nerves stand the
racket. The fashionable city women
did nothing of the sort. They came
home OF an afternoon and had nap
and, perhaps, q warm bath. At night
after ball or merry time at the rink,
they found their maids waiting for them
with warm bath ready and q massage
afterward They were tucked into bed,
and in bed they took breakfast in the
morning. care being taken to see that
they were not disturbed or awakened.
When it came to dressing, all they had
to do was to stand up and be dressed.
[ fancy that many Of the rosy Quebec
beauties broke the ice in their wash
bowls and helped their mothers to get
the family breakfasts. They had no
tones, no baths, no messages, no maids.
And yet l would not like to say which
were the prettier of the two sets of
women. "-NeU York Erentng SIN.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-02-22
An Oversight.

There was one oversight at the Great
Exposition at Chicago in not having in full
view, by easy arrangement, some compar-
ative vital statistics Of our own general
health as compared with other nations,
and Of our scientific facilities for the relief
of human suffering. Then it would have
appeared how much we are misrepresented
and how, even in all those minor ills which
beset mankind, we are masters OF cure and
alienation. In the limo of general all
ments which all nations have in common,
such Us rheum attic Or neuralgia Affections,
there is no prompt and permanent cure in
the world the equal of what we could have
shown. St. Jacobs Oil, for instance, for
this purpose, would have taken any pre-
MUM that might have been offered. 1t
has donc so ut many OF tue great fairs OF
the world AS for the ordinary casualties
of every day. busy life, such as sprains,
bruises, burns, wounds, or cuts, of course
it is we'll known as the superior remedy OF
the age. Perhaps doctors disagree, but
the people are never mistaken in knowing
what is best
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-02-22
TEA-TABLE SALAD

A BosToN girl spoke of t;ch+
performance as IAN inebriateds c n..dop pc
entertainment, Boston BuIIetiu ~ ''s'ge
IL, IF a man gets up before Tho a..
breaks can he be said to havo we gay
Gay before him ?-1M;nneapoEs T; : mnole
IHE quack doctor has some ,nat ro.
VINO Will speak in his favor but t ~
]orlty IS dead against I'M Iy,o; .ne ma ma
2ette. 1>e"ttT0 90
A MAN denies himself pleasures WI :.
ne is young that he NAV haro 70 ',, "neh
10 pay out to the doctors whom bn :
d.-4tchison Globe. "neh he Is
r., w lille" Aunty, what do tba1, oa,,
Inc man who hunts up the tayes 81. 81;
Aunt Sarah Taxidermist nv ' Go
6eca>se he skins everybody Gn oefse5
Plain Dealer. o'eFefd0d
: bt:oBBs-"Here's a funny thing To-
day is perfect, and vet no storn, 10.
predicted" Slobbs-''Oh. we'll T a,, mas
the weather man took a dav off ves teTo
Gay. ~-Ph5lddelphiaRecord. 0N'''i
A BENT pin on a chair is good start
ing point for an upward career.-GIeq,e
rails Republican, '''''''
How anything in the shane Of 9 nrizo
hight can occur without a foul, ha aie
claimed and allowed is a mvstarv
-hdTtha's vineyard Herald.
ARE you sure that she really in
tended te to hit the dog?" Eyes, sir; she
the other .''-Inter ocean. .
Mrs. II AsHLE1-"Have you tried the
coffee this morning, Mr.. Crossgrain ?"
Mr.. Crossgrain-,-ssYes, ma am, and it
has proved an alibi. "-Iuter Occon.
WHEN women vote it is to be boped
that they won't be allowed to bet bon
nets on the election. Otherwise their
husbands would certainly be ruined
when the time to pay up came.-Tcras
'Sutings.
6 IS noticed" says Uncle Nose, "dat
de fellers dat does de mos shoutin' an
talkin' about DER future life is de ones dat
don't come anyways nigh investin' all
DER money i'll it. "-IndidnopoHs Journal.
BLoBBs--''You can't believe ANYTHING
Longbow says. | wonder how he came
to be such an internal liar" Slobbs-
lie was once a weather forecaster,
and suppose the habit sticks. "-PhI-
dde7phi0 Record.