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Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health Of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
ative; efectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man.
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printedSn every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11
AN EPIC ON THE TARIFF.
Prose Poem In Which tho Trusts Dont
Feel Bad Prior to the Last Verse.

Prose Poem In Which tho Trusts Dont
Feel Bad Prior to the Last Verse.
There is sorrow in the white house,
where the lights are dim and low; there
is grief up at the capitol where sad
eyed statesmen go; there is pain in the
committee rooms, where democrats sit
glum. and the star-eyed goddess glow
ers as she frowns and bites her thumb;
,, there is weeping loud and wailing over
one poor tariff bill, and the democratic
cloak rooms are all silent, cold and
chill. Democrats who once were hap
DIV now are weary, sick and sad, but
nobody has discovered that the trusts
are feeling bad.
Once the house set out quite gayly to
draw up a tariff bill, and the demo-
Gratis assembled on the capitals high
hill. Mr. Wilson and McMillin and
the other democrats cut the duties
down on diamonds, carpets, coal and
Persian cats; took the duty off OF
sugar, slapped a higher one on rice,
tinkered with the tariff question till
they all felt gay and nice; sent the bill
on to the senate, happy DER their
WOIk anu Dub tHCy 1Oulio oOihO-
how or other that no trusts were feel
ing bad.
For the big trusts owned the senate,
owned it body, mind and soul, and
they put the tariff measure in
dusty pigeon hole. Then the trusts
drew up tariff that was just what
they desired, and the democratic SEN
ate merely stood by and admired. The
republicans protested, but their pro-
tests were in vain, for the trusts
poured out their money as the clouds
pour out the rain. Even Vest and
Mills were silent, though they showed
that they were ''mad;" but nobody
could discover that the trusts were
feeling bad.
Sugar stock was bought up quickly
by the great mems sons and cooks. and
some statements names were written
secretly in brokers' books. Scandal
grew SO rife and ugly that the senate,
in defense, even held investigations"
and protested innocence. In the mer-
ry ''secret sessions senators would
testify how they never speculated,
while each winked roguish eye.
Each had mot bought stock nor sold
it, though the public knew they had;
and the people grew indignant, but no
trust was feeling bad
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK.
Season of 1894.

OFFICE OF NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILRoAH
CoMPANY.-We wish to call attention to
the fact that during the months of Au-
gust aud September is the most favorable
time to make the tour of the Yellowstone
National Park-the Worlds Wonderland.
The Hotel and Transportation Companies
In the Yellowstone National Park are fully
prepared to take care of all business offered
and it is hoped that some of those who have
abandoned their trip on account of the
labor troubles may be induced to take it
now.
Our through train service between st.
Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth, and Port
land. Tacoma and Seattle has been complete
ly resumed, so that no one need fear any
material delays en- route. The usual equip
lnent consisting of Pullman tourist sleepers
and Pullman vestibuled standard sleepers,
together with vestibuled first and second
class coaches and palace dining cars, is car
ried on all through trains.
Illustrated pamphlets and detailed in
formation will be promptly furnished upon
application. CHAs. S. FEE,
General Passenger and Ticket Agent.
st. Paul, MINI. July Is, 1894.
LAWYERS may be poets; they write lots OF
dyIrSus ~
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11
FALSE PRETENsES.
Democratic Incapacity for Intelligent
Legislation.

Legislation.
Almost as soon as the votes cast at
the presidential and congressional
elections in 1892 had been counted the
democratic newspapers which had ad-
vocated the radical tariff reform to
which the democratic party was
pledged by the Chicago platform be-
gan urging President-elect Cleveland
to call an extra session of congress as
soon as he should assume Office.
Such papers as the New York Times,
Boston Herald, Chicago Herald and
Louisville Courier-J ournal insisted
that the people had voted for tariff
reform, and it was the duty of the
democrats to give it to them as soon
as possible. There was and could be
no excuse for delay, they said. Moth
ing stood in the way of the passage of
a bill which would wipe out the Nc
Kinley law if Mr.. Cleveland would
only convene congress in special ses-
sion and give the democratic lawmak-
ers chance.
These radical free trade organs in
sisted that the democrats knew exact
~ WHdU tuCy NdhtCo. 4hCF Idi SAio-
cussed the proposed reform for years.
1t would not be necessary to even ap-
point ways and means committee to
consider the bill just as soon as
congress met the bill would be ready,
and it could be disposed of in both
branches inside of a month. That
was what the molders of democratic
opinion thought in the fall of 1892.
They assumed to believe that the dem
ocratic members of the Fifty-third
congress were being consumed by de-
sire to lift the burdens of tariff taxa
ton" from the backs of the people.
Mr.. Cleveland did call special ses-
sion Of congress, but not for the pur-
pose of considering tariff bill. The
subject of tariff reform was not even
taken up at that session. The COM
mittee on ways and means was ap-
pointed. however, and it had sue
ceeded in formulating a bill before the
regular session of congress convened
in December The work was done in
cellar by the light of a dark lantern.
1t was, entirely the work of southern
democrats. The republicans were not
permitted to assist in it's creation, and
the people who were interested in the
subject were given but brief hearings.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

The democrats had everything their
own way, and yet it required about
three months to get that bill through
the house.
Then the measure went to the sem
ate, where it was torn to pieces in the
interests of the various trusts, which
demanded consideration. Four hun
dred amendments were made to the
house bill, and it was finally passed,
after remaining in the hands of the
seLate more than four months. Now
the two branches OF congress are
in deadlock over the two bills. The
president has found it necessary to in
ject himself into the controversy, and
it is doubtful if the democrats will
succeed, after all, in agreeing upon a
bill which will please all factions of
the democratic party and all the special
and sectional interests which the dem
ocrats are inclined to favor
From all this it appears to be plain
that the democrats do not know what
they want. Furthermore, it is appar-
ent that they haven't much of an idea
what the tariff reform, about which
they have talked since 1884, is like.
People who had supposed that the de-
sire TO smash protection represented a
fixed and settled democratic policy
will be compelled to admit that they
were mistaken. Present events at
Washington lead to the conclusion
that the democrats advocated tariff re-
form simply for the purpose of array
ing one man against another and of
winning votes for the democracy, and
when they had won a victory upon
that issue they found themselves ut
terly unable to formulate and carry
out the policy they had advocated.
The democrats have succeeded in
demonstrating their incapacity when
entrusted with power, and they have
fully proved that the democracy is a
party of false pretenses. They have
accomplished nothing more.-Cleve-
land Leader.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11
Disaster Follows

When liver trouble is neglected. Uneasi-
ness below the right ribs and shoulder blade,
dyspepsia, nausea, constipation, sick head
ache, furred tongue. Do you want 'emi
Of course not. Use Hostetter's Stomach
Bitter and you won't be bothered with
them, or any other symptoms of liver dis
turbance. Make haste when the first signs
show themselves
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

The democratic members of the
Senate Investigating committee have
decided to inquire further into the re-
lations Of the sugar trust to the demo-
cratic party. If Messrs. Gray and Lind
say are not careful they will find out
something about the bargain which
was made with the trust out of con-
sideration for the big contribution
which Mr.. Havemeyer made to the
democratic campaign fund in 1892
Cleveland Leader.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

While the democratic party can
not be held responsible for the seven
teen-year-old locusts, the arrival of the
latter is nevertheless an example of a
familiar coincidence in life that calam-
tiles usually come in heap. -Provi-
dence News
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

Both the president and Senator
Hill announce that "a satisfactory tar
if bill will be passed" They don't say
to whom it will be satisfactory" 1t
viii take an awful lot of kissing and
making up to make il satisfactory
even to the parties now quarreling
over it, to say nothing of the millions
of people.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

~ 1t is costing the democratic party
something in experience to discover
that a protective tariff and sound mon
ey are worth clinging to after all, but
symptoms are not lacking which go to
show that the conversion will be COM
plete. e.-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

g A law to restrict immigration is
not needed as long as the democrats
are in power, for times are SO bad that
nobody wants to come hese,-Tcledo
Blade
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

saIf there is anything the demo
cratic party can do TO get itself into n
worse muddle than it is in now it may
be depended upon to do i.-Chicago
Tribune.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

A MAN who was compelled TO sue an oa
comrade to recover what he owed biw'
call him his pseudo friend. Sued! sua5 ~
owel yes, All, we catch on.-Tamma,y,
Times.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

NOBODY denies the right Of the baldhead-
ed man to strike when the flies take his
crown for a tennis scourt.-Galveston News.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

'I FAIL" said the boarder, frantically
saving at the steak, "to find weak point
In this Armour plate te"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

THE child who is born with silver spool
In his mouth often takes so much Of tn
sweets Of life that he dies with gold in hi
teeth.-Ex.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

THE bonds of matrimony don't always
pay dividends.-Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

FLANNEL next the skin often produce, ,
rash, removable with Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Hills Hair and Whtsker Dye, 81 cents
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

PARTICULAR (at table)-"Mam-
ma, I'd like Ellen to bring me another glass
of water. This water is soiled. Judge.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

Then, in conference committee sat
the democrats at last, and the noises
of the conflict rivaled a steam SIRENS
blast. All the democrats were quar-
reling, and the echoes of the fray
travelled up the cable car track to the
white house far away. Members from
the house grew angry. Word came
from the president, but the senators
responded that they didn't give
cent Difficulties grew as many as
the bones in Taunton shad, but no
body could discover that the trusts
were feeling bad.
Democrats with wrath grew purple
and they even weep with grief. At
the white house they hold counsel, but
cen there find no relief Smeared
with scandal, gross and tainted is the
senate tariff bill, but the house is al
most ready to take down the bitter
pill. So the trusts are suavely patient
and await the certain end. for the
houses will is weaker and in time will
surely bend. SO the house still chafes
and mutters and the president is sad,
but nobody has discovered that the
trusts are feeling bad.
Still, the peoples turn is coming
and it will not be so long ere the trusts
that now are gleeful will discover
something wrong; for the ballot box
can even bend a stubborn senatc's will,
and republicans will surely draw up
the next tariff bill. Gorman's bill
with all its scandals, all its jobberies
and deals, all its grossest imperfec-
tions, all its pickings and its steals"
will be wiped out of existence, and
the nation will be glad, and at last
twill be discovered that the trusts are
feeling bad. Boston Advertiser.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

TRUE In One Sense Only : Primus =
'Time is money, isn't it?n Secundus-
"Your creditors, don't find it so.''-Puck
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

ONE thing woman never can learn
that liquids will leak out of pasteboard
lunch box.-Puck
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

''DoEs your wife put up all her can stuff
herself?n Certainly. Self preservation is
the first law of nature. ."-Boston Tran
script
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

SILENCE is only golden when you cannot
think of good answer.-Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

No MATTER how little we love our neigh
bor we can see no reason why he should
not have kindly feelings toward us.-Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

WIEN a man is kicked out by fate, he
fatters himself by muttering the word
"Resigned l"-Truth.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

AFTER awhile some economist will try to
invent wheelborrow without q wheel
Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

''THrs is hard world" said the balloon.
ist as he dropped out of the N9sket and Ii
in stone quarry.-Brooklyn L sic.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

The last sad right was administered to
the man killed in prize fight.-Tammany
Times
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

THE armlsss wonder is quite handy with
his feet-Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

THE monocle may be termed the show
window of the soul.NExchange.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

| GRAY hair is one kind of time lock that
will never become popular.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

GROCERY men say that a women is not
hard to please if you let her have her own
way.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

HALF the world does not know why the
other half lives.-Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

TAKE care Of the pennies, and the dollars
will be blown in by your heirs.-Puck.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken Internally Price 75c.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

Ir you do not amount to much, be critic
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

ONLY two people attend real picnic.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-08-11

LAWYERS may be poets; they write lots OF
tyurSus.n
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singers of the Plains.

People who have read about the
rough manners of cowboys will be sur
prised to know that they are habitual
singers of hymns, and the strangest
feature is that they sing the cattle tc
sleep. A herd of steers is as skittish
as flock of sheep, particularly at
night. Anything or nothing will start
stampede, and when the cattle get
running they are almost as difficult to
check as prairie fire. So part of a
cowboys duty is to ride around and
around the 'Ebunch'' of cattle, singing
a hymn as melodiously as he can.
Gradually the animals come to halt,
drop down one by one. until at length
they are all asleep, and the tired singer
can rest his throat.
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gDeafness oannot be Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
deafness is caused by an inhamed con-
dition OF the mucous lining of the
.EustachiRn Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely
CLOSED Deafness is the result, and unless
THE inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi-
sion, hearing will be destroyed forever /;
viine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrh. which is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused' by catarl b.
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
KNF Sold by Druggists, 75c.
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RAINFALL AND POPULATION.
The Growth of the Latter Depends on the
Former.

The Growth of the Latter Depends on the
Former.
The results of the last census have
shown that the distribution of the pop
ulation in the United States is regula-
ted by the abundance or scarcity OF
rain. The largest part of the popula-
ton is distributed in those regions
where the annual rainfall varies from
thirty to forty inches. These comprise
three-fourths of the people.
The density of population diminshes
rapidly where the amount of rainfall
differs considerably in either direction
from these figures, which may be taken
as of mean value.
Greatest density is found where
forty to fifty inches of rain fall yearly,
the number of inhabitants in such dis
tricts being fifty-nine per square mile.
Where the rainfall is thirty to forty
inches per annum the mean density of
population is 43.1 per square mile.
The dry regions of the east. where
less than twenty inches fall in year,
which includes two-fifths of the terri
tory, contain actually less than three
hundredths of the people of the states.
The population has multiplied most
rapidly, with rainfall of twenty to
thirty inches, in the great plains ex;
tending from Texas to Dakota, where
the density has increased 16 to 1871 pei
mile.
These figures show that, as might
naturally be expected, in the variety
of climatic conditions found in the
great expanse of territory constituting
the United States those most favorable
to increase the number of inhabitants
are moderate temperature and a mod
crate annual rainfall.
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BUDA-PEsTH avoids trolley accidents
by having her electric railroad under
ground
VALUABLE opals, worth from S5 to $40
per carat. have been found in Owyheo
county. Idaho.
Last June, Dick Crawford brought his
twelve months old child, suffering from
lnfantile diarrhoea, to nae. 1t had been
weaned at four months old and being
sickly everything ran through it like
water through a sieve. 1 give it the
usual treatment in such cases, but with
out benefit. The child kept growing
%hinner until 1t weighed but little more
than when born, or perhaps ten pounds.
Z then started the father to giving
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle
of the 25 cent size. had been used, a
Enarked improvement was seen and it's
continued use cured the child. It's
weakness md puny constitution disap-
kpeared and its father and myself believe
abe child's life was saved by this remedy.
u. T. MARROW, NJ. D., Tamaroa, Ill.
Eor sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug
Ssist,
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I THEDKLIES
-
Wasco County,

Wasco County, Oregon,
The City of the Inland Empire
Of navigation the Middle Columbia and thriving pros
porous city
ITS TERRITORY.
1t is the supply city for agricultural
and grazing country reaching
Lake. distance of hundred miles
The Largest Wool Market.
The rich grazing country along the slope Cas-
ades furnishes for thousands of sheep the wool from
which finds market here.
The Dales is the largest shipping point
America about 100000 pounds being shipped last year
ITS PRODUCTS
The salmon fisheries the finest Columbia yielding
a viii be
than doubled in the future
The products the beautiful Kicktat valley find
and the country south and has this year filed the
warehouses; available places overfowing with
their products
ITS WEALTH.
is the richest city of its size the and money
and is being used develop farming country
than tributary any other city in Eastern Oregon
unsurpassed It's climate delightful pos
sati,s unlimited
"ruir to -ir -
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TIE CHRoN1cLE is prepared to do all
kinds of job printing.
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Help Is Wanted.

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ITS WEALTH.
]. T. FORD, Evangelist,
Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date oi
March 49, 1893:
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THE New York Observer suggests
that clergymen really ought not to
write so illegibly as to provoke the
compositors to commit the sin of pro-
faDifv
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The skin of the cactus is air-tight,
marvellous provision of nature to en-
able these plants to live in soil where
moisture is scarce and under sun
that would speedily drvu
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NJ. RAYNAL, the new minister of the
interior in the Casimir-Perier cabinet
at Paris, is the first Hebrew to hold an
important cabinet rank in France.