The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-12-12
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cold or by good FIRE.
A 225-ounce gold nugget in the
shape of horseshoe has been discov-
cred at Hargraves, Australia.
At the Bombay Geological Gar
dens the skin of sea serpent sixty
four feet in length is on exhibition.
- An English coin Of the reign Of
Charles II. once sold for $4,000, the
highest price single coin ever brought.
"And so you married in haste.
Well, did you repent at leisure 2"
"Hardly. I have not had a leisure
moment since the ceremony.
- The longest game Of chess on
record required between FIVE and six
years to play it. One player was in
this country and one in Australia.
In Australia horses and cattle
are now being branded by electricity
from storage batteries. The tempera-
ture is uniform and the brand safe and
artistic.
Intoxicated Individual (embrac-
ing lamp-post) What (hic) wise
thing it (hic) is to have hic) lights on
the lam posts, SOS feller can (hic)
find 'em (hic) at night
"A Chinese paper says that Mari
ano Santa Ana, native of Albay,
who is III years Of age, has just COM
pleted the long term Of ffty-three
years imprisonment.
= Eight kinds Of kisses are men
| toned in the Scriptures: The kisses
of salutafion, valediction, reconcilia-
tion, subjection, appreciation, adora-
tion, treachery and affection.
-" "Well, Tommy, is arithmetic
Yes'm. ''Is it because you have
new teacher ?" Tommy: No, ma'am:
it's cause I amt got no 'rithmetic.
- Mrs. Coodove-Did you know
that old Fustian, the dry-goods mer-
chant, is dying by inches? Mr.: Coo
dove-Is that so {? Well, he won't last
long. He always gave short measure.
- Irate visitor (after few remarks)
"Well, don't want anybody to lie
about me, and I won't ave it.
Editor (appealingly)-"Row do you
ever expect to have any compliments
paid you, then p
"Tell us, cried a group Of maid
ems, chow to remain always young
and attractive" ''That is just dead
easy" replied the sage, without even
lifting his eyes from his book, "get
fortune and stay single"
= Wine: I've got to have some
money and some new clothes, and some
shoes and hat and wrap. Hubble: ::
Gracious you don't have to have all
that, do you Wife (studying a min
ute.) Well, I'll compromise on the
money.
"Too bad Miss Brown so awful
ly near-sighted,, isn't it, Chawles 2
"Y-a-s, me boy" "Why, dye know,
I've been told she weahs her glasses to
bed" CLOVIS that, Haw-wy 2"
"So's she can wecognize the people
! she meets in her dweams."
-She-Do you think the time will
ever come when women will propose Z
He-I don't see why it shouldn't.
Suppose you proposed to me tonight.
and I said yes, what-She-Oh,
Henry, this is so sudden But never,
mind /; it is just as we'll, and mother,
I know, will be delighted.
| A popularity Of the blind is that
there is seldom one Of them who
smokes. Soldiers and sailors accus-
toned to smoking and who have lost
their sight in action, continue to
smoke for short while, but soon give
up the habit. They say itgives them
no pleasure when they can not see the
smoke.
-"I b lieve them Oldhams is get,
tin to be regular agnostics," said
Aunt Sarah Jane. "They don't keep
the family Bible on the center table
in the best room no more" "Well,
tisn't their religion they're hiding"
Aunt Ann Eliza replied. cts their
age. Them Oldham girls are getting
on.
Judge to witness 'Now, madam,
I want you to distinctly understand
that hearsay is not evidence. How
old are you p "Idon't know, judge"
"Don' know p "I have no evidence
of my age" "What do you mean 2"
"I am told that I am SO many years
old, Judge, but it's only hearsay, and
YOU know that ism t evidence.
- Mr.. Ira P. Wetmore, prominent
real estate agent of San Angelo, Texas,
has used Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhea Remedy in his family
for several years as occasion required,
and always with perfect success. He
says: II find it perfect cure for our
baby when troubled with collie or dys-
entery. I now feel that my outfit is
not complete without bottle of this
Remedy at home or on trip away
from home. For sale by Hill Bros.
- In Chinese etiquette it is regard
ed as inhospitality to serve any dish
| which will not allow all the guests to
| satisfy their utmost desire. Of that
which is left over the family, who do
| not appear at the banquet, take what
they please. They are followed by
poor relatives, and they in turn by
servants. What then remains is
given to the poor and the afflicted.
The news Of a banquet gets rapidly
| abroad in land where there is a great
deal Of poverty.
ANY one who has children will
| rejoice with L. B. Mulford, Of Plain
field, N. j. His little boy, five years
of age, was sick with Group. For two
days and nights he tried various rem
edies recommended by friends and
neighbors. He says: II thought
sure I would lose him. I had seen
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy adver-
tised and thought | would try it as
last hope and am happy to say that
after two doses he slept until morn
ing. I gave it to him next day and a
cure was effected. I keep this remedy
| in the house now and as soon as any
of my children show signs of Group l
give it to them and that is the last of
it" 25 and 30 cent bottles for sale
by Hill Bros.
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