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b. n. PULKERHAM,
!: Dealer in Choice Teas, Unparalleled
/: Coffee, Cheapest Sugars, and all kinds
: OF Family Groceries, Domestic and
/: Imported, at the Great Continental
F: Store and Home Supply Emporium,
&: SO WASHINGTON AVENUE.

"Well, Mr. Pulkerham, what can we do
for your" said the editor
you see, mister, it S just this way" said
the grocer as he took chair. Business
amt what it orter be and ordinary adver-
Using don't seem to draw worth cent.
Now, ever since Sanford, who keeps the tea
store on the corner above, was accused OF
having two wives livin2-one in the peni.
Tertiary and the other hawking fruit in ST.
Louis-the women flock to his store to buy
their groceries. Now, If you would write Il
column saying that had eloped with two
beautiful daughters Of one of our leading
citizens, and my wife, for the sake of the
family, had kept the horrid secret to her.
self, it might draw Sanford's customers ia
my store. Ill go away for few days, and
the sympathy my wife will get will give
my business a boom that will tide us over
these dull days"
you are not half as much of fool as
you look" said the editor.
"Well, that is neither here nor there
You send up one of your young men to get
some points as to my bad character from
the neghbors. Give me whole column
Don't spare me. Say that keep my old
grandmother chained in the cellar. Pile j;
on as thick as you have mind to- I'll pay
the bill-full rates. A whole column, re.
member, on the first page, with big head
line. So long."-Texas Siftings
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GROSS.
A Tall Man Explains His Sentiments and
Then Gets to Work.

A Tall Man Explains His Sentiments and
Then Gets to Work.
what" said the tall man, as he took q
seat at q restaurant table, lis so gross as
eating2 Why cannot we, people modelled
in the shape of the gods, live without this
vulgar feeding processs Why must we
come three or four times day, seat our
selves at table and devour masses of vari-
Gus sorts in order to keep ourselves alive'
In my Utopia hope there will be no eat
ing or suspicion of eating want all food
TO be tabooed, cast away, annihilated. l
want to live without those pangs of hun
ger which are SO un@sthetic, and be abba
to bask day after day in beautiful sunlight
and hear magnificent music, untrammeled
by thoughts of breakfasts, dinners and
suppers and free from the enslavery of
stomach
"Will the gentleman order?" broke in
the waiter.
mo, no; go away! I can conceive no
more beneficent fate than an eternity spent
where there are no cooks. want nothing
better hereafter than an con Of life with.
out meal or a suspicion of luncheon.
pine for an epoch Of existence where there
shall be no thought Of the grosser side Of
our anatoniies. long to live without hun
ger and thirst want to be where l can
worship art, where can pay court to beau
ty in whatever form, where harmonious col
ors and soothing music shall be my only
stimulant"-
evil the gentleman order?" broke in
the waiter again.
tiny only stimulant and whole life
shall be one endless succession of day
dreams, and there will never be heard the
ringing of the breakfast bell or the fanfare
of the dinner horn. p
will the gentleman kindly order?" said
the waiter for the third time.
II want-what's that? Want my order?"
Yes, sir" said the waiter, 'the other
gentlemen are waiting"
"Well,' said the tall man, glancing has
tily over the bill of fare you may bring
me some pork chops and Bavarian cabbage,
sausage and a schooner of beer"
And he wondered why the waiter snick-
red.-Buffalo Express
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How She Brought Him to Time.

II think the way Blanche Biggerstafr
brought her young man to time was q lit
tie ahead of anything ever heard before"
said Mamie Stivetts to Il bevy of girls.
ooh, has she landed him at last?" said
one.
Tell us about it," demanded the rest.
"You know he's been going to see her for
years, and they are dead in love with each
other"
mo doubt about that"
"He was too bashful to propose, and at
the same time he was crazy to get mar
RED"
Eyes; go on with the story"
"Well, the other evening he was at the
Biggerstaffs' as usual, when Blanche re-
marked:
1.-The girls are all wearing guards to
their engagement rings now
"Indeed?' replied Mr.. Linger.
"'Yes, and you have never given me a
guard for mine, Charlie, says Blanche.
"'Why,' stammered Charlie, I never
gave you an engagement ring, you know
Eyes, know replied Blanche, as meek
as Moses"
"Well, what them" demanded the girls
impatiently.
"Why, he took her an engagement ring
and guard, too, the very next evening"
New York Mercury
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MEAN.
MONTH. MEAN.
MONTH.

There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such a stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
er need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and innammations defiance. In cases of
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico rate is only 3 in 1000.
This is the lowest known record, and it
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent Of consumptives is daily aug
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than the territorial average.
In New England the consumptive death
rate is % out of every 1000 of the COM
munity; in Minnesota it is II, and
throughout the southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi-
gan and Minnesota, and the winter
temperature of southern Illinois, Indiana
and Tennessee. This, however, is only Ms
shown by the thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude Ellis one
with vivacity and health, and so strong is
the Influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclimation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself is a
great boon. Cases are ON record of in
crease in the chest measure of immi-
grants here Of from four to seven inches.
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. It is at the entrance
Of a splendid canon, Astounding in natural
curiosities. It is also the gateway OF the
Pecos National park, where fish ami game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places Of pic
turesq ne and Of historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal
ace, first erected shortly after 1905, from
which tho Spanish viceroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
iates from about l716; but it is full of
interest, Ms every room is consecrated by
he memory of thrilling events. In this
famous Ben Hur.
The chapel of San Miguel, was built in
1890 ami ttll stands. By its side is the
,l,!sSt house IN the United States. tbs
snlls OF the old cathedral date from 1922,
nut the rest of the structure IL of more
modern date. Within convenient dis
tances are the Indian pueblos of Tesuqus
and Nambe; in side canon Of the Santa
Fe are the delightful Aztec springs, while
about nine miles up the main water
course is Monument rock. The road
thither is one of surprising loneliness.
To the south of town is Aqua Fria. and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
by Tiffany the finest In the world; and
beyond the Rio Grande are the San Hide
fonso Pueblo and the curious cliff dwell
iings.
Other points Of interest TO the tourists
are: The Historical society's rooms; the
"Garita," the military quarters, chapel
md cemetery Of Our Lady Of the Rosary
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Not the South American Kind.

"There," said the Chicago wag, pointing
to round shouldered young fellow in q
greasy jacket and overalls, lis man who
has taken part in some of the greatest rev.
olutions of the age"
"That man? Impossible! Who is he?"
calculated the eastern visitor.
''Oh. he was one of the engineers at the
Ferris wheel Detroit Tribune.
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Grand Canon or Colorado River.

On the Santa Fe route, in northern
Arizona, 1882 miles from Kansas City, is
the town of Flagstaff. A tri-weekly stage
line runs from Flagstaff to the Grand
Canon of the Colorado river. More than
mile in depth, this is the sublimest of
gorges-a Titan of chasms. Twenty
Yosemites might be hidden unseen below,
and Niagara would look scarcely larger
than brook.
Don't fail to visit this first wonder of
the world. You can tread up" about it by
asking G. I. Nicholson, G. P. & I. A., A.
T. & s. F. R. r. Co., Topeka, Kas., to mail
You free copy of an illustrated book
describing this terra incognita. The book
is no common affair; but is entertainingly
written, beautifully illustrated and gem
of the printers art.
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Eruption Of the Skin Cared.

Ed. venny, Brockville, Ontario, Canada,
says:
"I have used Brandreth's Pills for the
past fifteen years, and think them the
best cathartic and anti-bilious remedy
known. For some five years suffered
with an eruption of the skin that gave
me great pain and annoyance. I tried
different blood remedies, but, although
gaining strength the itching was unre-
lieved. I finally concluded to take a
thorough course of Brandreths Pills. I
took six each night for four nights, then
FIVE, four, three, two, lessening each time
BIZ one, and then for one month took one
every night, with the happy result that
now my skin is perfectly clear and has
been so ever SINCE"
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Slightly Mixed.

A few years ago, when twas the custom
for the groom to kiss the bride at the altar
after the marriage ceremony, young lady
made very laughable remark. 1t was on
the occasion of a Cousins wedding in one
of New York's most fashionable churches,
and when the happy man kissed his BRIDE
this young lady exclaimed quickly to a
neighbor in shocked voice:
II didn't know it was visionary to cnss
the brider'-Harper's Bazaar.
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Still Another.

'There seem to be two classes Of people
in your country" said the observant for.
eigner on tour through the United States,
"those that have wealth and those that are
struggling frantically to get it."
'There is u third, replied young Asa
Spayds, "the sons Of rich men. They strug-
gle frantically to spend 1t. "-Chicago Trib-
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A Sad Disappointment.

Rich Uncle = So, my dear boy, You
haven't forgotten your uncle's birthday,
have you? You have brought me this nice
smoking cap. Thanks, little nephew! Here
is half dollar you.
Little Nephew-Boo-ooh-ooh. 1t cost Is
cents.-Texas Siftings,
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A Slavish Job.

storekeeper-You say you are willing to
work. Now want a man to lie in that
patent bed all day and show the people
how comfortable 1t is. I'll pay you dol
lar day and your meals.
Weary Wilkins-Do have der meals
fetched to me?
Storekecper.-No. You can get them
around the corner.
Weary Wilkins walking off in disgust)
AN have ter git up an walk around dere
free times dayf Not muchl De Cypress.
Es Of homes labor has got ter be downed.
sPuck.
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He Was Correct.

"Please, ma'am," said the boy, cant
you help me? I has to support wife and
three children"
"Yous Why, you're not old enough to
be married"
mo, but me father is. It's his wife and
three children has to support. "-Harper's
RuZar
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Eligible Now.

Papa, said Miss Blooblood, you remem.
her YOU forbade Mr.. Trivet to call upon
me because he worked for a living.
Yes. I remember.
Well, papa, that objection is now re-
moved. May he call?
What's happened? Has some one left
him fortune?
No, papa. He can't find any work to do
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1920.
tIUQIC5UCHU 1NUs fGOVs
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Tcr,,o~,, 1904

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.
January 26, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of her
intention to make final proof in support
of her claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March IL, 1894,
viz: Eutimia Martinez, for the Q
A,swA ne 1nw Use sec. IL, tp.
17n,r 12e.
She names the following witnesses to
prove her continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz.
Tiodoro Villes, Nicolas Gonzales, Mar
cos Gonzales, Pablo Gonzales, of Pecos,
N. M. JAMES II. WALKER,
Register.
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The value ofa Package.

The contents of a 25-cent package of
Simmons Liver Regulator will cure
many sick -headache. It's the woman's
friend. It cured me permanently of
Sick Headache-C. 8. Morris, Browns
Vile, W. Va. Take it dry ON the tongue
or make tea.
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To california

Via the Santa Fe route, the greatest rail
road in the world. You can take Pull
man car and go to San Francisco, Los
Angeles or San Diego without change.
No other line can give you this eccommo-
dation. For excursion rates and other
information call at city ticket office.
H. s. LuTz, Agent.
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Force of Habit.

McSmith-Reins has queer habit
Whenever he is out driving, and he sees o
man standing on corner, he whips up his
horse and passes him in hurry
O'Jones-It's force of habit. He used to
be street car driver-Puck.
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from q common blotch or eruption
to the worst Scrofula, are cured by
it. It invigorates the liver, purifies
and enriches the blood, and rouses
every organ into healthful action.
In the most stubborn forms Of Skin
Diseases, such as Salt rheum, Ec
zema, letter, Erysipelas, Carbuncles,
and kindred ailments, and with
Scrofula in every shape, and all
blood -taints, there's nothing that
can equal it as a perfect and per-
naanent remedy.
That's the reason it's the only
medicine of its kind that can be
guaranteed. If it fails to benefit or
cure, in any case, you have your
money back. And that makes it
the cheapest blood-purifier sold, for
you pay only for the good you get
Can you ask more?
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Get There.

Don't be too slow in love affairs
Such methods are unwise;
Some fellow with more diligence
May carry off your prize.
To be q winner brave and strong,
In life's tempestuous whirl,
Embrace your opportunities
Likewise embrace your girl.
Kansas City Journal
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Timely Caution.

'If you ever 'spect to go to heaven, my
DEAR" said the little girl, sewing up a gap
ing rent in her dolls back, you'll have to
take better care of yourself They don't
have any sawdust in aven."-Chicago
Tribune
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PURELY PRACTICAL,
He Wasn't Half as Much OF y Fool as II.
Looked.


Looked.
AS he shot into the editorial arena he
wiped his bald head with his gaudy silk
handkerchief.
81 want to be attacked" he said as he
winked at the answers to correspondents
editor.
1.-THE man who attacks people and who
sheds theinnocent gore of indignant readers
who have had their names spelled wrong
in the paper can be found down the passage,
second floor on the left" said the mild
young man, who was indicting an answer
to Julia BIS request for recipe to remove
freckles from hcr ear.
"You misunderstood my meaning, young
man," said the stranger as he dived into his
pocket and produced a by 8 business card,
on which was printed:
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TITS funny about bridal pairs. They're
not like other pears at ALL"
"Why not?"
"They're softest when they're green"
Retailer and Jobber.
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Round trip ticketsto Glenwood Springs
on sale daily at rate of $36.05. Good to
return until May 81, 1894, for particulars
call ut city ticket Office.
II. S. LuTx, Agent.
Gro. 7. NICHOLSON, G. p. & I. A.
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Reason In 1t.

MRS. Sailhi is taking great interest in
church work now"
| Mrs. Frostly-I didn't know that she had
| got her new sealskin yet.-Chicago Inter
Ocean
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Only a Short Time.

Witherby isavagely)-Isn't it about time
- have those windows cleanedp
Mrs. Witherby-W Why, they were cleaned
only recently.
Witherby-H How recentlyf
Mrs. Witherby-Twog girls ago.-Life.
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How She Got a New Ono.

How She Got New Ono.
The Wife: I've quit asking people if
my bonnet is on straight.
The Husband: Why, my dear?
The Wife: I love you to much, John,
to disgrace you by calling body's at
tention to an old bonnet like this.
-Trnth,
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| Mr. Butning-You didn't meet me at 8 as
| you promised.
Mrs. Butning-No, love, the cook went
out at 2 with my walking suit on.-Puck.
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Willie-Aunty, what do they call the
man who hunts up the taxes? Aunt Sarah
--Taxldermist, Nv course, beca'se he
skins everybody,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Best Time and Service to Chicago
and st. Louis

Is afforded by the Burlington's vestibule1
flyer, leaving Denver daily at 9p. M,
reaching Chicago at $50 a. M, and st.
Louis at 1920 a. M, the second morning,
making close connections with all fast
trains for the east and south. All meals
EN- route served in the famous Burlington
dining cars.
For full information apply to local
ticket agents or address G.. W. Vallery
General Agent, 1889 18th street, Denver
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So you think you will not &c to Mrs.
Flatbred's at home? No. I prefer to call
when I'm not SO sure of finding her in.
Brooklyn Life.
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Giles-I never expected to see smile
on that landlady's face during these hard
timse.
Merritt-She has her rooms full of
theological students, and they are all
keeping lent.
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The best quarter back" The one re-
turned by the man to whom you lent it,
Chicago Record.
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YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.
YRAR. ANNUAL MEAN,

The animal monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
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AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of
st. Francs is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called O-ga- p-ho-ge.
1t is probably the Oldest civilized COM
lnunity in the United States and the m ost
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au-
gustin, Fla, were first founded. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated a
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport, Mo-, gave it q
world wide fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANlTARIUA.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the U.
s. weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the drest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in q charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude of
7,015 feet, and latitude, about the Seth
degree north, that gives it peculiar ad-
vantage as a sanitarium. The elevation
sempcrs the summer heats, which natural
)y should be about that of Mem phis
Tenn, or Bakersfield, Cal, and it's south
ern situation reduces the rigors of winter
AS an illustration, during the winter of
1882, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions did
not exceed half dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work
and no one in Santa Fe can be accused oil
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as great
physician expressed it. The rare, ozon.
ated air permeates every cell of the lungs
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs
Synipgton and Harroun, who have prac.
ticel in Santa Fe for over twenty years
report that they have only found two
Eases among the native people of con-
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. s. weather observation office
aas been stationed here for twenty years
Ind the following statistical data tells
Better than words how even and mild is
she climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
hummer heat and the winter cold the fol
| lrx,t AL. ~, - IL
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Brace the Nerves.

Sedatives and opiates won't do it.
These nervines do not make the nerves
strong, and failing to do this fall short of
producing the essential of their quietude
--vigor. And while in extreme cases
and these only-of nervous irritation
such drugs may be advisable, their fire.
quent use is highly prejudicial to the
delicate organism upon which they act,
and in order to renew their quieting
effect increased and dangerous doses
eventually become necessary. Hostetters
Stomach Bitters is an efficient substitute
for such pernicious drugs. 1t quiets the
nerves by bracing, toning, strengthening
them. The connection between weakness
of the nervous system and that of the
organs of digestion is strong and sym
pathetic link. The Bitters, by imparting
healthful impulse to digestive and as
similating functions, promotes through
out the whole system vigor in which the
nerves come in for large share. Use
the Bitters in malaria, constipation, bill
ious and kidney trouble.
Now, Ny little children, said the Sun
day school teacher, all of you be very
still, while I tell you about it-so still
that you can hear a pin drop.
All was silence till little boy shrieked
out. Let her drop!
-HarperS Bazaar,
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"What'S in q Name 2"

"What's in Name?''
Stranger: Who is that man roaring
around there and cursing and swearing at
everything and everyone?
Foreman Tin awed Whisper: Sure, that's
the civil engineer!-Puck.
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Il BOIL

Il BOIL
hurts, but it
h ell ps. 1t
s h ows you
plainly what
you need. 1t
wouldn't be
there, if your
blood W ere
pure and your
system in the
right condi-
ton. And they
would be, if
you'd take DR..
Pierce's Gold
en- M e deal
Discovery.
1t carries
health with it.
All Bl d
S k in, a n d
Scalp Diseases,
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Leave Chicago at $50 p. m, $50 p. m
Arrive at Chicago $3.50 a. M, $40 a. m.
Leaves Kansas City at Loo p. M; LOS p. M;
Arrives at Kansas City at 800 a. M; 4:40 p.
III
Leave La JUnta 700 a. m. $50 a. m. Ar
rive at La Junta at $40 a. m. $3.50 a. m.