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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Future sovereign. Of the world.

Our readers may like to have before
them list of the heirs to the thrones
of the world. We give below what
we believe To be an accurate as well
as full list of all the chief heirs APP
parent and heirs presumptive to the
crowns of important countries in
Europe and Asia, except China. The
date following the description of the
heir is the year of his birth.
Austria Hungary-Archduke Karl
Ludwig, brother of the emperor; 1893.
Bavaria-Prince Luitpold uncle of
the king; 1921.
Belgium-Prince Philippe, count of
Flanders, brother of the king; 1887.
Bulgaria-No heir.
Denmark-Prince Frederick, son of
the king; 1s43.
Germany and Prussia-Prince Fried
rich Wilhelm, son of the emperor-king;
1882.
Great Britain-Albert Edward, prince
of Wales, son of the queen; 1s41.
Greece-Prince Konstantinos, son of
the king; 1868
Italy Vittorio Emanule, prince of
Naples, son OF the king.
Japan-Prince Yoshihito, son of the
emperor; 1917.
Montenegro-Prince Danile Alexan-
der, son of the reigning prince; 1871.
Persia-Mazafer-ed-d din, son of the
shah: 1853.
Portugal-Prince Luis Filippe, duke
of Bragonza, son of the king; 1887.
Roumania-Prince Ferdinand Hob
enzollern- Sigmaringcn, nephew of the
king; 1865.
Russia-Grand Duke Nicholas, son
of the emperor; 1865.
Saxony-Prince George, duke of
Saxony, brother of the king; 1892.
Siam-Prince Somdetch Chowfa,
Nvha Vajirunnis, son of the king; 1878.
Spain-Infanta Maria de las Mer-
cedes, sister of the king 1850.
Sweden and Norway--Prince Gustaf,
duke of Wermland, son of the king
lS5s.-Sunny South.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Home seekers, Excursion.

The next Harvest Excursion via. the
Missouri, Kansas IL Texas R'y will
leave Hannibal, ST. Louis and Kansas
City on Feb ID, for which tickets will
be sold to all points in Texas at half
rates, limited for return to thirty (3O)
DAYS from date of sale.
Similar excursions will be run March
ID. April - and May s,
For further information address
your nearest ticket agent. or
JAMES BARKER,
g. i. &. T. A., St. Louis, Mo.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Orchards,

Plant, encourage your neighbor to plant.
1t takes to-day bu-hel of wheat to buy a
peck of apples orchards ray. Stark
Bros share or cooperative orchards fur
nished without money-sn Investment for
the well to. do, cs we'll rs for men of linn
tied mesns and providing orchards which
otherwise they might never get. A great
orchard system on thorough business-like
plans o nothing never before attempted
We practice what we preach show our
faith in our orchards, in our trees two
million trees, co operative 8 per cent plan,
llready planted; over two million-o over
$4,000 acres, share plan and adding over
half million year. Farms with orchards
doubling in value annually a sure income
Dnr helps enable beginners to succeed
Write us. See adv. in another column this
paper
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
DisobUCing.

"John," said Mrs. Trimmles
"there's burglar in the house"
lis there?"
"Yes. Oh, John, l do bolicvo i'll,
Jack the Slashcr."
'.Uf course you do And | suppose
you want me to go down and SEQ hin
and come back and tell you how he
looks and all about him. I'm not
going to do it, l'vo got something
to do besides gratifying your idle Gu
riosity."
And John turned over and went t.
sleep.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
500 Reward 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stnges, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being n con-
stitutional disease, requires constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
tcrnally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroyiDg the foundation Of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature In doing its
work. The proprictors have so much faith
In its curative powers, that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that II fails to
cure. Send for list Of testimonials.
Address. +. j. CHENEY IL CO., Toledo, o.
~ Sold by Druggists. Toe
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
sIlMMER SNOW Far 10 vears. th,

SUMMER SNOW for 90 years, the
one hardy peach; comes true from
seed--seedling peaches arc hardi-
est stands O to 10 deg. more cold
than others; 3G-yr. -old trees stu
bedr-BEAR WHEN OTHERS FAIL.
IL interested In Trees, Fruits,
Roses, Ornamentals, ,critc for Or.
chard Book, Guide, prlces-will save
you money, and MORE: mistakes.
APolntor Wheat 50c. bu., apples
Sc; 3oc. apples o,apay ~ wheat.
trees are carefully propagated re-
CARELESS OF cost by the one known
method that gives fruitful, long
lived trees. They ''lIye longer and
bear better Sec. Norton. They
GROW ono customer planted
is, 900 Without Losing q Tree. You
can't get better ut any price, nor
equally good for less money; ours
arethe LOWEST PRICED Nurseries
In u. 3. for good stock-sent world
wide during 60 YEARS.
Read the thousands of letters
from customers who order year af-
teryear. endo not as n rule send
.hesecond, the third, and even the
Goth order, II not fairly dealt with.
YOUR 0R0ER--we want Il, wheth-
er for one tree or one million, be-
cause we have the stock to I'll IT.
1000 acres Nurseries. Tested, and
hardys 1st Choice sorts = 80, 900
acres Orchards In q States, We
shipeyerywhere, ship al wlntor.i'
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
I,4lo BUS. rorAToEs FER Ac

1,41O bus. IOTATOEs FER ACRE
This astonishing yield was reported
by Abr. Hahn, of Wisconsin, but Sal
zcr's potatoes always get there. The
editor of the Rural New Yorker reports
yield of 736 bushels and s pounds
per aorc from one of Salzer's early
potatoes. Above 1,410 bushels are
from Salzer's new Seeding Hundred
fold. His new early potato, Lightning
Express, has record of 500 bushels
per acre. lie offers potatoes as low as
ST. so barrel, and the best potato
planter in the world for but So.
III You VIII Cut This Out and Send It.
with &c postage to the John A. Salzer
Seed CO., La Crosse, Wis, you will re-
ceive free his mammoth potato cata-
logue and a package of sixteen-day
"Get There, Eli" raoish. w
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Much Made.

Money 'tringenry is not the only cause
of hard times aud it takes a very little
money to make good deal of happiness,
as the following shows: Mr.. Il. b. Kyle,
Tower II H. Appomnttox county, Va,
writes that he was afflicted with rheuma.
tism for several yeers. and physicians gave
him M relief. Finally he was rubbed all
over with ST. Jacobs Oil and 1t cured. Dur
ing his illness he had spasms and was not
expected to live. This points way to
many who think times hard, but who can
find an easy way out OF their troubles.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
The Almighty Dollar.

Nine. Ncwriche--l want o first.
class passage to Havrc.
The Agent of the Standard Line
Yes. ma'am.
Nine. Newricho-AndI insist upor
having smooth passage. no matte,
what the cost Chicago Record.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Ills Experience.

Mr. Pry-You must have had some
peculiar experiences in your army
practice. DR.. Lancet.
Dir. Lancet-Yery. | have noticed
for example, that some of the pa
tients who did tho least fighting
during tho war have dono the mos
bleeding since. Life.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Bushel of Corn.

A bushel of corn makes four gallons
Of whisky. which retails for $40. Out
of this the government gets So, the
railroads 81. the manufacturer 81, the
vcndcr 81, the farmer 40 cents, and the
drinkrr the delirium tremens
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

The attention of baseball players who re-
ceivc wounds Of one kind or another every
day, from bat or ball, is directed to the fact
that Salvation Oil Is the best application in
use for the cure of cuts, bruises and sprans
pnts
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Asthma Sufferers

Who have in vain tried every other means
o. relief should try "Schifmann's Asthma
Cure" No waiting for results. Its action Is
immediate, direct and certain. ss single
trial proves Send to DR.. X. Schifmann, 81.
Paul, MINI, 70 u free trial pa .kaye, but ask
your druggist first.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

THE BREATH of a chronic catarrh patient
u often so offensive that he becomes an OBJ
,ect of disgust. After q time liberation
sets in, the spopgy bones are attacked, and
frequently destroyed. A constant source
Of discomfortis the dripping Of the puru-
lent secretions into the throat, sometimes
producing inveternts bronchitis, which is
usually the exciting cause of pulmonary
disease. The brilliant results by its use for
HRe s, pas. pLopesiy usss ns Lay vloan
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
A r,,nt-Lock IN tbe lay.

While l. III. Ecclestone, OF !.afay.
etc, was dredging for oysters in the
icy waters OF Wexford bay, recently
he captured an ancient ilint-loch
musket that was entirely encrustof
with growing bivalves.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

What DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has done for
others for nearly two geneI atoms II will do
for you II you will try 1t once you will be
convinced that IL is the best family medicine,
and you will never he without II.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Whalebone has been selling as low
as 81 Il pound in New Bedford. The de-
cline is due to the unprecedented catch
of the whaling vessels in the Arctic
ocean last winter.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Maine leads northern and western
states in the average production pei
acre of potatoes with Ito bushels.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

The number of sheep at present
owned in the United States is esti
mated at about 4S, 600. 900.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

The plant known to us as lovc-lcs-
bleeding is eaten as n vegetable in
China The young shoots of the ma.
hogany are also served at table.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
First European Library.

The first public library in modern
Europe was founded by Nicholas Mic
coli, a Florentine, in the fifteenth
century
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

The cantelope is native of Amcri-
ca, and SO named from place near
Rome, where it was first cultivated in
EurODe
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Price of Cicero.

In 1887 teacher in Florence had his
house burned and built new residence
by selling two volumes of Cicero.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

THE evils OF malaral disorders, fever, weak
ness, lassitudc debility and prostration ara
avoided by taking Bcecham's Pills,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

One county in New Jersey sends TO
New York ten car loads of lettuce u
day.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

One district in Tennessee exports
annually over 10000 quarts of black
Berries.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Voltairc was afraid to sleep in the
dark, and invariably woke if his can
die went out.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

The onion was almost an object of
worship with the Egyptians 1000 years
before the Christian era. 1t first came
from India
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

The oldest known poem is the song
of Miriam.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
undrian's Address.

The Emperor IIadrian, when dying;
composed that beautiful address to his
soul which Pope translated into En-
glish.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Apples cost 80 cents dozen at IIous-
ton, Texas.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

shiIoh's Consumption Cure
Is sold on n guarn II cures Incipient COnsumrN
ton. IL VI the Cough Cure. Scts.. oOcts xiu-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

"Erown's bronchial Troches' are ex-
ccllent for the relief OF Hoarsencss or Soro
Throat. They are exceedingly effective"
Christian " Oyid London, Eng
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

II-gcman's Cnmphor Ice with GIyr-ri"-.
The original and only genuine. Cures ChapI"ai Hands
AMI Face, Cold Sores. &C. z. u. Clark Co, .iaNr. {.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Over 60O.00 cattle are annually
slaughtered to make beef extract for
SOM .,.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Henry ". of France had "cat ague,"
or trembling whenever cat was iu
sight.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Experiments were made in New
York with Edison, Brush and Sawyer
systems in 1878.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03
Patents. Trademarks,

fs7enton send for Inventors Guide, or How il Oct
q Yatentm4 PATRICK orAzsxlL. WASHINGTON. .. q
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Sec Colchester spadIng Boots adv. in other column
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-02-03

Astor women have s3,oOo,OoO in
Jewels.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1894-03-31
Lincoln, Neb.

" h pl pnt Throughout hgeh clean
complain unexpectedly ti " these hp
g
shop AN department thPa l;sMpte etanha
POI tGMa
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-28

gone up five points, Jack, since wa shin
ped, and low she's moderatin. what
quarters the wind imp
How do I know" says 1. "Hain't
sne old man got the compass?'
50 he has, says Bill, land he aim 4
0eedan OF it either, hevin made mort
I've been 20 years afore the mast. - con.
nnued Bill. lookin grieved, ..in nigh
as many ships, and I've observed that
when sailorman ships in a hurry he
ginerally carries some article in his
dunnlgs what he'd better left behind. {"
Inc glass was right, and before night
SET IN the Sea had moderated perceptibly.
and although we were awake ali night
securely dashed to the raft. drenched
with salt water and hevin nearly per.
ished with cold, hope revived at the
comm of daylight The runnin seas
had quieted to long smooth swells. and
tnen the sun came up over the port bow
and put new life into us. We unlashed
ourselves from the chest, where we
had been sittin back to back for eight
hours, and spread the bit of sail and set
her course west, as there awav New
Bedford lay. and Bill swore while there
was biscuit in the locker he'd do his
best to keep his date.
"Llge Hawkins is an out and out sea
lawyer" said Bill, land aitho' tain t
no use I'd feel more easy in my mind
to know she's headed for Bedford. :"
Then we ate some pilot bread and dates
out OF the chest and took swallow of
rum and rummaSed down to the pines
and 'bacy and took off our oilskin pa-
Jamers to let the sun have leeway onto
our woolens. Bein refreshed, Bill set
on the chest and tended sheet while 1
lay astern and held her across the swells
with long oar.
Il won't say rs l altogether like
this, remarked Bill between pulls at
his pipe, "but tell you, Jack, the next
ship / sign aboart 'ull be after 'zamin
her sticks. It's my opinion them as
was on the Nancy had dry rot into 'em,
not to mention the hull
I'm glad you're expectin to have the
chance to sign again, Bill" said.
I'm course" cried Bill I've been
shippin aboard one tub after another all
my life, and l low to keep ON doin of it. ("
After that the weather held fair, with
plenty of wind astern, and we worked
the raft, watch and watch, and got
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-28

belayia pin in his hand, snortin like
a porpoise. why don't We speak q
ship afore ye board herr" says he, cuss.
in awful. and then he threw up his
hands and dropped the pin.
my God, forgive mel" he says. cts
Bill Marlin.
"What ef 'tis?~ says Bill, gettin on
his pins, mighty sore and put ont. "what
sort of id blue nosed sea lawyer
of a-walkin ghost be you anyway to
shoot up ont of a wreck and nigh skeer
the life out O two honest sailormen often
a raft, and them swamped and starvin?
I'm a fo'castle cat stuck in tar eff /
didn't think better O. you, Lige Haw-
kins," and with that they fell a-foul Of
each other, waltZin all over the deck,
aud while they was at it the Kanaker
sailorman walked his black legs out of
the companionway and began to dance
around the two.
To-day the day, " says Bill, punchin
Lige i'll the chest and gettin the Boston
newspaper out of his oilskins. There's
the governors proclamation. Read it. -
''Well, I'm d--dw says Lige, leerin
at it upside down.
After Bill shook hands with the Kama
ker man from the guano ship he. intro
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-28

our regular sleep. On the sixth day
of the cruise, which was the gath of
the month, some wreckage hove in sight
dead ahead, and when we made it it
proved to be the two masts of schooner
held together by the stays, with booms
and gaffs and main sheets complete and
all the halliards.
More dry rot says Bill, ''but 1
reckon we better wear ship and tackle to
it." The sea bein calm, we did so,
and Bill got off his toys and boarded
the sticks, with line about his middle
and meat knife from the chest in his
teeth. 1t was an all days job, hut with
an occasional dram to keep out the cold
we got off the sails and floated the
masts end for end and dashed one on
our starboard side with the boom across
the stern and the other to port with her
boom across the bows, and with the gaffs
turned up and gUyed forward and rig
ged with canvas we had a craft that no
sea could make under, although it
might sweep us off.
There" says Bill after we got her
under way, with the sun an hour high
over the port bow, ''she may not be fast,
but she's stanch, and we're 'ilin away
for Bedford.
Afore sun set we sighted ship to lee
ward beatin up against the wind, and
when she came alongside she hove to
and sent off a boat.
was feelin mighty clipper at the
prospect of seeing the American flag
again, but Bill Marlin sat on the chest
amidships putting away at his pipe.
Lower away the mainsail and ease
'er," roared Bill
lowered the sail, and the raft laid
to, and by that time the boat swung
alongside. eight oars up, man-o'-war
style, and the starchiest Yankee mate in
the stern that ever sailed out of Boston.
Come, tumble aboard here, men, !"
says the airy mate, land be quick about
it. There's no room for that chest. -
Where We bound?" says Bill Marlin,
takin ont his pipe and spittin to wind
ward.
Whats that to you where were
bound?' growls the mate from Boston.
Look a-here," says Bill Martin,
i've got O;1tS WIFI u Oil pIiict III 1NCW
Bedford, and your bow looks to be onto
the wrong end O. the ship. / amt goin
back to Liverpool. and you better git
your boathook out O. my sta bard sail. y
"What time are you due in New Bed
ford on that timber crab?" says the
mate, laughin.
ION Thanksgivin day." says Bill.
whenever that is.
"Well, that's tomorrow by order of
the governor of the commonwealth OF
Massachusetts,, says the mate.
"You might a-missed yer reck min, "
says Bill.
mo- said the mate. Here's Bos-
ton paper week old with the proclama-
ton in it, and with that he hove the
newspaper onto the raft.
"Well, where be we anyway, ship
mete' SAYS Bill, softenin.
| "We're five days out from Boston, "
says the mate.
| "A-beatin and a-clawin up agin head
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-28

wind and sea, says Bill, scratchin hts
head and pullin the glass out of his
pocket and holdin it up
"Are ye comm aboard or amt ye?"
roared the mate, standin up in the
stern.
"Stan by, shipmet, says Bill, land
leave me time to settle. Fair and stiddy
at that. Thanks kindly, officer" says
Bill, standin up himself alongside the
chest. ''The raft keeps her course for
Bedford.
Anything you're short Off" says the
mate.
81 wouldn' t refuse little extra grog
and somethin ready cooked says Bill.
While we were layin to for the dona-
ton the moon came up off the stern
post, and Bill spelled out the governors
proclamation. The mate did uncommon
~ well by Us, and besides the grog sent
us four pound lump of plumduff And
the quartermaster who brought it had
been a shipmet of Bills somewhere in
the China seas, and a finer night with
a fairer wind l never saw aboard ship
than that was time we got under way.
Il never knew any luck come of
changin ships at sea when the other one
was .goin in the WRONG direction, saws
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-28

An 80 sDl.lsf YOU IDSI.
fers earnestDess Of purpose and is ever
ready for a tilt of hearts against arts.
You might win a prize in the lottery Of
life if you would break a bone with a
fair young girl with your heart as fixed
upon the one purpose-possession-as
il was with the widow.
Did you ever break a bone with n
staid old aunt whose fortune you hoped
to possess: If You lose your wish. your
fortune is made, for she'll put you
down as a real nice nephew without
sordid fancies, but if you win she II
pierce you with look and say:
Il expected you wanted me 10 hurry
up and die.
Always make it point TO lose your
wish when breaking bone with an ex-
pectant aunt who has fortune.
When a colored gentleman breaks the
wishbone of a turkey. he always throws
the shorter end over his left shoulder
That means that he wishes next year s
hen and turkey roosts will not he locked
nor guarded by bulldog.
My wife broke bone with me last
Thanksgiving. She won her wish, but
has not got it. i haven't been very wit
ty this season; hence have not written
the way to that sealskin sack.-H. S.
Keller.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-11-28
BREAKING THE WIsHeoNe.
when to Lose the wish and when D
Win II.

when TO Lose the wish end when -
Win II.
A charming young widow who wants
to break a wishbona with you is one
Of whom you should beware. She
is very tantalizing. chic, clever, and,
oh, 80 awfully sorry you didn't get
your wish! The young widow is q
mind reader and knows just what
your thoughts are while you are hold
ing the bone and looking down into her
eyes. II you have to look up into .
widows eyes, there may be some hope
for you, but when she looks up and you
look down she can read every one Of
your thoughts. BY the way, there is
only one, only has been one, only can
be one, thought passing through man
mind when he is breaking Q wishbone
with charming young widow-posses.
sioni She knows it as plainly as though
written indelibly upon your forehead.
That is her particular forte. And when
you break the bone and find yourself
possessed of the short end she will look
up into your eyes with look that will
cause your poor back hair to crimp and
say, with that plying tone Of voice
never so well modulated as by q widow:
Il am so sorry You LOST"
No matter what the after result Of .
good dinner may bring forth. you can
not help but HE yourself away to some
quiet resort obscure from prying and
meddling eyes and bury your disap-
pointment i'll beer, books or blues
But when you break wishbone with
sweet young girl it is q very different
thing. Sweet young girls hearts were
made to be broken like the wishbone.
You secure a deal Of paradise while
breaking bones with a sweet young girl,
whereas you get generally NORWOOD
and gall when you break bones with q
fair widow. You throw all your art
into the act of breaking a bone with q
young girl, but when you break a bone
with fair widow you throw your heart
in against her art. and she beats you
nine times out of ten.
The best place TO break a bone with
a fair widow is in the corner Of a snug
sitting room, with the lights turned
low. A mans heart fire CLOVIS more
wildly upon his cheeks then; also il is
more fun for the widow. She quite pre-