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The record-union., 1894-08-18
A FEW FLIppANr QUESTIONS

How long on the lecture platform
Will the strong-winded woman spout?
How long viii Corbett the slugger,
Continue to knock them out?
How long will the hereSy hunters
Engage in a Biblical bout?
How long will Congress wrestle
over the tariff bill?
How long will the nostrum- maker
Entreat US to take pill?
How long will you wiggle-waggle
To suit some S1mons Will?
How long will our next-door neighbor
EndeavOr to vOcaliZe?
How long will the advertiser
Insist on giving prize?
How long, . Lord, will the would-be
Poet, poetlze? Susie NJ. Best.
The record-union., 1894-08-18
For the RECORD -UNIoN.l
n ROSE IN HEAVEN.

Once beautiful rose, now faded and dead,
Thy petals all crushed and thy fragrance lied.
Not all thy companions left blooming can be
SO precious as thou art sweet f1ow'ret, TO me-
In moment of bliss, on my loved ones
breast,
| found thee there nesting and fondly cares't
But ah that embrace, so blisSful to me;
Alas, sweetest rose, how fatal TO theeI
And now that loved one, so beauteous far
A rose in Heaven-She Is blooming there.
Then rest thee my rose; when Death close
mine eyes,
In nay shroud iii wear thee to Paradise.
-ATEC RAE
The record-union., 1894-08-18
NIoLLIR,s PRoBLEMs.
ne sun is hot up in the sky.

There's lots OF things I cannot understand
1t really makes no matter how try.
Ones why the brown comes on my little
hand
Because the sun is hot up in the sky.
never understood why birds eat worms
Instead of pie and puddinss full of plums.
can't see why baby always squirms,
Or why big boys are 'traid of little sums.
cannot understand why doggies bark
Instead of talking sense like you and me;
And why the sun don't shine when 1t is dark,
Instead of when it's light, L cannot see.
wonder what it is makes children grow,
And why they have no wings like little flies;
But puzzlIngest of all the things / know
Is why Grandma wears windows on her
eyes. -Harper's Young People.
The record-union., 1894-08-18
Ladies' Cards.

A lady's card should be very nearly
square, of moderate size, fine in texture,
and, needless to say, white. If married,
Mrs. should precede the name on an en-
graved card, and the husbands name
should be given in full. The address is
printed on the lower right-hand corner,
the day for being at home in the lower
left-hand corner, and the engraving is in
variably ia plain script. When there are
daughters the elder is entitled to sepa-
rate card-as Miss Curtis" for example
only after one or two seasons in society.
Up to that time she is supposed, and her
upon whose card their names appear.
The record-union., 1894-08-18

"Of course" responded the attorn ey,
with never smile.
"But let yon have ten.n
Certainly you did, but you asked me
my professional opinion, which should
have been 50, but [ only charge you S3.
seeing you are neighbor of mine" and
the attorney walked dignihedly out of
the brokers' of1ice.-Detroit Free Press.
The record-union., 1894-08-18

While some workmen were digging re-
Gently among the ruined temples of up
per Egypt. they unearthed an iron box
containing metal plate which two sci
enlist. who have regulations at stake. de-
clare to be camera and lens.
The record-union., 1894-08-18

Little Miss Mugg-Ps got a bicycle, an
you hasn't. Little Miss Freckles-Ye es,
and now everybody knows you wears
darned stockin's. 's.-Good News.
The record-union., 1894-08-18

Abraham Lincoln undoubtedly was
the tallest President. He was six feet
four inches in hight. The shortest was
probably Benjamin Harrison, although
Van Buren, and John Adams were very
short men. The oldest President was
William Henry Harrison, who was 6S
years and l month old when inaugu-
rated. The youngest was Grant, who
was not quite II years old.
The record-union., 1894-08-18
IN RELIGIONS REALM
Expressions From the Various Re-
ligiOus Newspapers

The Religious Thought of the Day as
Expressed in. the sectarIan Press
some Matters of interest to Both
Ministers and Laymen.
The record-union., 1894-08-18

Many kiss the hands they wish to see
cut off.-Spanish.
The record-union., 1894-08-18

I'VE do not claim that members of
other churches are not Christians" re-
marks the Vdtcb9sdn (Bapt.) of Boston.
we have never asserted that baptism is
saving ordinance; but we have de-
clared, Ia the most unqualified terms,
that, 10 make baptism a sign of grace to
those whose personal wills have not ac-
cepted the Christian confession, is TO at
tribute TO the rite magical efficiency, to
make 1t fetish, and to miss its real sig
ni6canee and worth. The Christian con-
1ession, the Christian experience and
character, are not something into which
men are born, but which they accept. ex-
perlence and acquire-each soul tor itself
1t is interesting to observe how the
churches that have put character above
ritual have gradually been coming to the
true view of this matter. The sacra-
mental theory of baptism remains in
their creeds, but it is more and more re-
Dudiated in practice. The number of
Infant baptisms' among the Congrega-
tionalists, for example, is only a bep-
carly proportion 10 the number of Chris
tian households. They have gradually
been coming to deny their own creed.
and 10 see that when the New Testament
conception of baptism is grasped, it is
not magical rite. but q personal con-
fession, the whole worth of which lies in
the fact that it is the expression of the
conscious faith of the recipient. In the
nature of the case baptism is an act that
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13
0resntpooo, g0iSeonNn.

81. Reoaftsrl - Seq Tom tiliGloigpis til
at ie / ct at "TeeOrab.g otten"s apertisie.
nrsntsr for 23oe OH. b. ", at upsle Gpeiu.
lanter apsrterer 2ano tiIialss Der { glorl
GonutD cmfrins ben upe % oppUrenbe Bt
Columbia. 90 bette fer nUset psnt uo pao
Bopiret, men, uaar man fommer bio. bpor
eenne cpporenoe Bp Ituloe bore, iaa riI
mon lille finoe anoet enb Gano os 6uru.
itump. % jes blep rent forbauiet, oa ies I'll
fs, at oisie Spefulanter enonu life bar OPP
sipet fine i~risastise Seniister for at beora3s
fine 9obtroenoe Rebmennefer.
5ur ct Gars Glib iiosu bprte iee, at Der
bar en- 8p peb Rapn Columbia uoiagt
2otter nosle gRiI / Seit ira yiielspiue, % be
aoertereoe bet LANCE % breoe % iolste
9otterue for 10 Collar Stpitet til ct piit
initial 9otter bar iolst, iioen lfuloe Iriien
forbptes. Be aioroe en- slimrenbe 5orret'
ming, oa ale piloe fire Is 2otter, mems De
bar bi0i9e. 5ormooent!ts bar be MI ioiat
fine 2otter % saar mere iior1asen tilperis
for at apertere efter belle &olonier, iom tar
liot Eense. naturliguis. Seq er soot fienot
oper be 9ra9ter, hpor oenne opbIomfrenoe
8p ifulbe lisse. 2anoet bar eusans paret
bepoget meo SurultoD. iom for lang 9io
lioen er bug9et, % bpao gIen bar leuuet,
bar Siopbrauoen iort9ret, iaa MI er Der life
anoet igien emo Sirultuup os Sano. Na
ia, bette funoe not bore soot NOT for Ioro'
mano, Spenlfer % DANTE, bare be bauOe
Bense.
Seq bor ofret "a al mine beoite Var her /
glart County for at iaa oprpooet, bpao
5arm te9 bar, men berrunot GREENWOOD ua
miotre 8arten al gountiet err goot Qano,
men ben. iom lfal brpos op en- 5arm Der,
ban mao babe ~Staal / 4rmen ps Sern /
Sarmen", % lille itreIie for bsi Son % tort
Grbeiostio, ipm MI er Iaa paa Rooe.
Sois Der fuloe bore noseu, iom tGnter
at figbe 2ano her, oa bill ies raaoe BEN til
fsrit at ie 9onoet % iioen poste fig for bisie
fltbrise 2auoa9enter, iom life er beore eno
andre I9euter, Der III oueriugmmer 2anoet
for at faa fat I sootroenoe SoLts Ten9e
q. 6. Su1tao.
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13
IRA 5burfton County, 9Naib.

~ otUutApl. SSl vi HiuuItt Unity
iere "Yulten"s 49Iere al bprs hot ira 9lpei
/ Stcsen her. Sper Nano bar Der fl
Stpite grbeioe at uofpre. gfterat Geteue
er iatte iItano, fommer 3smmerbue9errt
meo lin Or Sprinsboro os 8 Sob LANCE
Sag, % mart ls99er be iiGmsemasliae TrGr
paa Rurfen; iaa iommer Saserue meb fin
s Sob LANCE Gag % iaser 3rGerue Of til
2c8s 'un en- Wauo ON buer So9; iau Tom,
ner Sipamperne. Barter % iaa encelia
alsrereu meo 8 Seite, us oa maa 2osseu
aiiteo, ielp ON Den er aIorta iaa for.
Si er Der / 9eiren so Rano, % naiten
ole Nationer er repreisHtereoe. Smfrine
en- 3rebiebel Of Nrbejoerne her er stanoi.
naoer, % ies Tan meo Rette iise, at Ri lite
itaar tilbase for np9en Station meo Senipn
til Brusen at Or % Sag.
Ssnoasene tIlbrjn8es paa forlfieuis Sis;
oa palter o9 Iapper pi bore aI9ber o.tu.
Tplt faar Ri 4 @an9e ON rlscn. tbi ri
bar fun 8 Nil til Olympic, @nibinstons
Sopeoitao. s bore leoise Elmer laier 81
apiier, Tomaner, ipiler Sort os banter.
Sbsit bar Der ubpre Wasier nf ct Sniett
meo fore bpioe Singer, iom auretter flor
Siaoe paa Sfo9sn. Sc fcrmerer fig mesei
bnrtist. os mon irpster for, at be oil poe
lGsse Siouen. De fab iaa init | 9ratup.
pene, at pisie iaa no, ipm ON be bar beoRt'
febe meo Sne.
Bi bar oaiaa fact fsle be baaroe 3ioer,
% bet Iioite Nar bar pl maottet arbeioe for
omtreut balu Ggu. Oct fer nj uo til of
9umbermarfeoet lipner op isieu, men gr'
beioslpunen er lise lap, % ben bllper bel bet
iiolte. iom eaar op.
Senlt9 SiIien til "3ecorab,T Soften" %
benS QGiere. q. Spbnjon.
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13
Set npe GnlRa a.

Den npe Bpsuins Opfsres umtrent en-
@iil borte fra Bpen us be samle Bpss
ninger. Stebet er enonu npt % uf9r,
bist; men gelig9enbeotn er batter, %,
naar Der blir rpobet ps itelt liot mere,
pil ubiisten Osiaa bli NOT iaa ifjsn.
8psninsen Opfsrss paa en- 5Crbpinins.
Der Fraaner iepnt nebouer mob @lpen
us oil tase fig %furbela8tis uo til ale
Banter. Stebet er bsit, tsrt os belii9t
Otter Tlanen at pSmms, maa bet oeiau
bli en- prnstis BpSuins, Der. iom SpS.
part %betrastet, oil irembpoe ct impOns.
renbe ubieenbe.
@runbmuren er allerebe farbis. 9ei
sr m iolib oe batter Mur, Der priier
fin Msiter. Sr. DIE Sobuion. Zen
Wiur er ct eobt auertis cement for
Nanoens 9patisbeo iom Murmeiter.
gaiemeuiet CT bsit Os lpft. Oct er
inorettst iaOlebes. at bet siper Rum for
en- for Spiieial, 8istfen % &ialber %
b~ssiuruoen 2 itUre 2aslisituer. ben enc
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13

at Cub vi stUc mig arait % 2pfic III
at faa bet npe Bniierbns iaroist % oei
inoreitet, % at bet maotte liaa Der uoen
@ialo paa ben Tag, iom bet itat Ros
pies % Ouerornses til ben 5orsucoe
8irte. Oil life Benuerne, iom / oisie
mango aar bar itaaet mig troll9 b.,
biRIpc TT at bette i%tignne Waal fan
naaes? SO, bet uit be otsielia.
8snltoit
6. 2. 6omme.
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13
o,rnus, Minnefota.

A .r,t sTeeorab>T Soften: Ne',
s '.o, bet mol i,,s Larger MI r,aa lss
r. ra,s s,t if big. seq bar taHit paa Del = pt ~
1ir''' men ieg bar pentet paa, al en-
or rr srrb. forpiloe fig til mig, 'aa les
aosaI s,tale sia i 5ortub for bet i0rl'lenO.
il''. Ys,,, men ou maj BABE mig nnoltDiot
sa, a e''' Set er nit isrits aar paa MIN
ss 'a,oS. fa gsnsebOset er IGlf masst.
sp 9n sar ben ouarlis Sapnesans 0isle
op,I gtosr, Os faa er Der iaa mango
~, p,I have buer fin Tel a. ben.
''T w. : b,r beipat mig bper llse ! tire Var ta'
=, ,r ~ ! ssp ,ember Ges butter li'e
n.,o,re' sS alemte IN NOT at tomnle. Vel
sroSa gluten paa 'arpen' % 'So9hp.'
'aa r -, M tar big en- Eur Opsr 8laampra''
" W., gOrbisra Sic fra mig % fig tenoe,
al .o,n,or. aafob" pirtelis bar paret / Vine
bor ror nor gsabo / mango aar. San
~. ~. tfo gtss 9unO paa Someiteao, iom
DV r,a I'm grfreiie berfra iol9te for s4Oo.
"a eons bgoe for 8 slar iioen paa Sar'st
~, nm lea life buffer fell, % en- l'oen Ssnie
I.,S s, bsnpe i grapen. &c git besse runot
J. t,o,eOe tpsr lin 9ur, Sa bun lepeoe, %
ss,r p NJ, han uleue. SpOr be par u'jenote,
%,,r,aIts Sc altio, at be bapos tretten iniaa
woor Ran par noe, iaa f%ortalte ban
s',.Ii,, 5itprier ON aonsns lanse Spgoom
II TgO. GA bun f~ortaIte ON fine 'tretteH
.o,r'eie 5maa", % iomme 9ioer bapoe
w., oer "a alt brGuot op. Wfen MI De
,,r,r, War all ban lite mere paa faapanne
Frr,. han it liot af 5attis'asien, % Solicit
rpuOt aou BAN Ijot MI os oa.
On glp uar ran mcset 9uofrpstts o8 OPP
.,,nt, ofte / g}poer % bolbt 3aler % bao
!, I,r,. Set var untnrlispis bare Siin.
s,r bor TO Smuer taien her, icm leper fra
:, ,rn,u iii Munocn, iom ma tiger. Zen
er,ts ent tco ban meo til Rorse. Son
NM, hem o. pmuenoe Sarna fine, ia9Oe
ham aan Ior,alte 6. San9ltab, iom bar
orrn veo gptet for mango gtar tiiba9e, ON
hen gjS. Ia ban par 6nmmertlener hos Son'
,.r n 1prrioc. San %iortnlte ON alt oeo'
%rstnOr SOTet % Son9en.
Runot Iueet blep ct belt Spltpr ! Snar,
asu man lrie ON Qlugar.Sotob, at bar bar
%,ommeu III 9belemarieu. glae, iom lille
tIp buISt Elnost, MATTE til Haboen us bpre
uprmer ON Satob. San reiite berira l
eouuar 1899 "a lpIte Billet til Rorse, os
8iGt tfjor SIT Tom ban til 5HrisoaL Soor
bar han prret gteIsmtiOenp Spor or Der
stpst Of Den pnaite @utten, iom ban tog
reoP Montro ban tar eifte Ssrn , Horse?
Get Iaaot ban Der. San bar mol life p9ret
4 upsr b~uerlsu belle sGer balpe Gmerifa. San
tom BERTH fra Rorge % reiite l,8e til Horae
isien.
Gil bu bpre Ina Iuil at folt9Ie Dem, Tom
! Isssr sfter frit 4ano, at Der ligser omtrent
1t SuuaibIp meo frtt Somelieaolano; bet
j or bare Erairie. 9e, iom snlier DplpSnir.
au ON famine, Ton itripe til mig meo tnp.
lsst 5rirrr's, % le9 ptI b~eipare aQe
epsrgsmanl.
sna mnn bu % E puuen bin, "geo Grnens,
ldus Gal for ale be ~bpsseIiae Stunoer, ut
bar OGrst %iammen, % bills ogiaa 5ormpn.
atrsH bin mango 3uf for bans SLID % Tug
ttetso, % biS ale oiue 2Giere fra
Sobu Nori
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13
Gin CT ~oppitmnt ont Tef tn

fprtaIer ct irauit 8lab iDlsenoe puc.
li9e Siltprie: Gn 9ppitum, Gu9uIte
Qaurent fra @ueret / oct frantic 9es
partement Merlir, hapoe fact 9iliioelie
ON at msoe paa Sesiion % iremitilIe
fla for Id friuuingsfummisii ouen. ga
Iuren Tom til BAN, rafts ban lit 8epis
frem, iiplse builtet ben Initalt, bpor
ban bar oporaget, nttetereoe, at ban
bar bspltum, men ben pau9i9loenbe
officer baooe iaa traolt, at ban paabpo
BAN "at tie" % eiemme fit Hapir.
Gnurent trat fig berpaa meb be andre
uuQe WGno tilbage, aitl9ote fig liQes
iom bisie pg penteoe. inotil @enoarmen
leIte bans Naun op al 9iiteu. s 3sos
ifummeouitaiten bapbe Ian l9rt at laie
at Neutrality-suspicious., os taffet bore
benne 2Grbom "iaa" 2aurent. oa bans
Gapu lpo fra @enoarmens 29ber, %
ban traabte frem. 8eo 2RgeuuoeriC'
aelIeu blep ban erflGret brugbar og
ienot til 8eioul. San baooe sanlte
"Iiffert resnet paa, at bans Spa9beo
piloe baue beiriet Fam for Wilit9rtjes
neIe, men ban orps uilis meo til SEE
ioul, os aammeraterne, Der iaa BAN
%beItanois le, men alori9 bsrte BAN tale,
laabe ON bant, at ban bar en- Hint 6pr
ps insen S'acoerbanf. s be fsrlte
Gage git bet sUot | Seioul, 9aurent
aiorbe, bpoo ban iae be andre sisre.
Iaa ben Ace Dag MATTE ban imloler'
tio iom Ssloe af Ell niriplais 5orieeiie
pauore i 9lrreit % til Strafeererctts.
GeIianeret % iauuittisbeos iulot bans
brebe ban opsr aaiernesaaroen, ba en-
IlnoeroIfcer talote paa bam. 2anrent
10 ueulis til BAN. Os llnoeroificeren
Der trnebe, ban baaneoe BAN, Warpeoe
strafen, iom bet er benz tilaot i5rnnt-
riae, o. alorbs Bet meo iaa mango Orb,
at Qaurent life funoe iSlse 29bernes
geuaselier % bcrfOr itirreos mso ei
meaet iprbauiet ..gniist paa BAN. Tn
Officer, Der tilialois fOm forbi bler
ltaaenoe % blanpebe iis | Sassn, bror'
peo 9aureuis Spasbeo blep opoasst,
o. bermeo par ben bspitsmme Retruts
T,sneItetib for iieoie tllenoe.
@arIanb Done os Ranass 'ofsr ifis mere enc n
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13

8i err anmooet ON at opta9e iglsenoe
fra "Sammet us ling" ON oenne On
italts 5remtio:
Ser er flere, iOm bar ipurst, bpoo
Der ital bliue ai Nuitalten, naar init
9asparf er tilenoe? Ssrtil ipares, al
oct bar uaret min 9onfe fra ge9pnoeL
fen al, at @aiienhuiet Ifuloe tilbsre
8irfen. Meu iaaleoss iom 1ilitanoeu
bar uaret | bisie mango aar, iaa 'unbe
leg life soot ouerora9e ben tit no3et ems
felt Samfunb. Suorleoes bet bar itanet
til | ben 5orereoe airte, fioeu ben bleo
itiftet, er 10 betienbt for enbper. Scr.
leben gaar. ba llciisterne ipntes at
bore lpiere, itreu jes til 6ormanoene
Sopme os 8lsrn os bah benz fOmme
bio, for at ri funoe forbanole ON Oper-
braselien az g9aiienbuiet til ben 5or'
enebe airfs. Wsn 5ormanben ipareoe,
at ban troeoe bet par beoft ies usrteoe
enbnu ct aar. Get er altiaa lite min
Stplb, at bet life er fleet. Oct sr ins
gen, iom beIere eno ies snifer, at ben
Gag funbe urbues os at en- Del al Or,
beibet oa Gnfuaret sunbe tases fra mine
Sfutbre. Grit inberfiae Cnle er M.
Decorah-posten., 1894-11-13
Vaa Hdfen.
Qtuisr Of en- Saabpa

Set bar ben auoeu Dag. Rorofsen laa
tnr % blant, bare en- % auoen 8rusniua
uNcper 6laben. Oct leo MOB @pGlo, Soten
iaHt, % Straalerns lcste % ipiueoe inoouer
ira Eor0usIt Bare 50 iaalauat iom Oct
taHos nda. 9o9 - Iau9t oeruoe | Spogit
lda ION en- Itoen iort SfobbsrGfte lanaiont
fHttsnOs ueo Spriiouten; bet bar be iioitc
BlsIotlHoern' 81 cineoe at ROrse. Solen isa
SartIoOcn 9lltrcocp % lutte. 3ampIfibet brute
'sm, iaa Stnm'Ommeu fob ON 5orcnocn,
% Ian8t oernoe DIT bite iia be iioite ipn.
''aoe ftn9er al bet aamIe Slemlanb.
'SI6 u ON ieg, iou ienoer ui ct touenoe
6aF0eI mo MOB 8amIe Norge,- raabte lea
'ocr I'll en- ajenbta. vi git no paa Goter.
oai'r. Irrsce ct Cieblit no imoo Hnfteu i
vel S'aa, og iaa bar Oct lplt. 9oucrue af
"a d 'Il'er' o8 "giorae. 3orse" spnscoe
,"Ve'oHunocn no oper SapHaben. 2lere
,O"l' % auc, ION fiuoe. iua tos De /, o. oo
eO'er' la0t 6orioutcu, iteg De iioite 81.
0'eE al Elpru. onS mnucnoe 1eorelanosiaua
10 ia gmt9rou'nottcn.
es' 0ar bet iioite Clint al Morae, % bet
0F SlIlGneH, III ienote.
80
ae' CT m0rtt - % uoe paa gtlauterhopet.
SuSIa9'rerte 9nar % oriper paa 9Qtfet,
s''"' I9 I'll HRIinGeu, cler be bar plaieret
0s Saa De ioa @cnteue, Iom er.
SO aaor nO 5Orenoen os up pau Ouer.
Su'el, Vet er en- BARN 8ris, ct oufs Of
~u's'''o. Zen me SerOcn ienoer ct bar.
80 "o.0e0ra] tmoo Dem, ben penter.
S9stoctJort cr bet - bet al,trer GA br,.
'S''anta" itrtOer mGstia o. ltari oper
ns'' 9'au tiger: "Siolt Tom en- Gu.
s toHPcr", % bapbe ou bare fuuuet
snD Oa 10 ct eler onbet Steo GA feet
10 ,''Ooo EOns orrstise camper, tror
TSs, VI Paoo' inst meo eHslauoeruc:
~ Is the queen of the sea.
"t0e sao QGttct er Der STU. Seo ooor
I's Ir at SIotteH cr 8. "gpIitien" Dor
.. m'o at Ia9e Spinbfoliene til apis
. ,.u' ''s pie 6iGiet fit pau 9af,et efter
9'," mao oloe. Osioa be mauotiqe
rl'''t tr0oer en- eitsr anoen neo / 8pi.
"s O0'' % bet er tiue.
sr ps0 ret Tom bet er. ioo paaauer on = en-
., "'n0'on Sub. Ipsle Winutter it,le
81, ,8I'0 0rnne iamme Sunipe 7Oroen.
?,,, S'90olp'ben. 8i er tomnen iuo !
gpan Oeo Ecu 5uuubIanos Yanterne.
h' ,","as" S0ierne bIir minore, Walfineu
r, U8 'AHcaHia" saar meo baIp Kart.
% V , ON onoet slioer hi uoaf Soooeu.
ss,, " 'aar itrooIenoe geir mep epIifin
En,. neoeTO' Ourmt. 9sriten rommer'
7rr,s W N'Pper oa bort efter gnuo; men
sSr,t'. .''' CT baIpuormt % brunt. 90 mere
T o'r.. Ian 'cI lite ri treble aIasi's wss.
TsS''' ''U'e oct beuer. A'
Fd 1ri SnS.r oarmcrc. % ga ri oliOer ON
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WanitOipoc, ISIS, Abe Oftpber 1894
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1894-04-03

My advice to those who contemplate
having a plaster cast taken of their
heads and faces is don't. Two friends
of mine, amateur sculptors, persuaded
me to let them take cast of my face,
so as to reproduce and immortalize my
features. had no idea what the proc
ess was, and though / objected to it on
general grounds did not imagine that
any torture was connected with it.
Judge of my horror, then, when /
found that my nostrils had to be stuffed
with cotton wool and that nasty, sticky
substance was pressed tightly all over
my face so as to secure an impression
of my features. Nothing so utterly un-
comfortable could be imagined, and the
desire to scratch portions of the face
specially irritating was almost irresist-
ible. But the greatest agony was to
come. The young men had forgotten
in their hurry some precautions which
it is usual to take in order to make it
easy to break the cast in the center and
take it off in two pieces.
Hence it failed to respond to their
efforts to make it split, and l had to
wait until they could break it off in
sections. The heat in the interval was
oppressive in the extreme, and as they
pulled off large pieces of flesh and
enough hair to make a small wig my
sufferings can easily be imagined. If
ever obtain fame, which do not an
ticipate, my features will have to be
immortalized in some way other than
by means Of bust. st. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1894-04-03
REYNOLDS Painting siddons.

Some of Reynolds methods were pc
culiar. He usually painted his sitters
from their reflection in a mirror and
not from direct view. He always re-
manned standing while at work, and he
rarely signed portrait.
= One notable exception, however, was
made in the case of his magnificent por
trait of Mrs. Siddons as the Tragic
Muse, which was painted when the
master was so years old and when Mrs.
Siddons was 20. The great actress, fail
ing at first to recognize sort Of en-
broidery which the artist had added to
the edge of her robe, soon perceived that
it contained the words, Joshua Rey-
nolds pinxit, 1884, whereupon Sir
Joshua assured her that he would be
proud to have his name go down to pos
terity ON the hem of her garment Be
fore commencing this picture the ar
fist, instead of posing the sitter himself,
requested Mrs. Siddons to give him her
own idea of the Tragic Muse, and she
Immediately assumed the pose in which
the picture was painted. -Scribner's
Magazine
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1894-04-03
The Tailor's Friend.

A New York tailor struck up an ac-
quaintance with local politician, and
they became constant companions. The
politician may be called Jones, and his
nickname is Bud, which stands for Ben
jamin. AS Bud the tailor met him, and
as Bud he has always known him. One
evening the tailor and his friend were
in an up town cafe, chatting and drink
ing, while another man kept a sharp
eye on them. Finally the two friends
parted, and then the third man hastily
approached the tailor. "Well, " he said,
did you get anything out of himf"
The tailor did not see the point Ibid
you not say anything to him about max
ing payment?' said the other What
are you talking about?" answered the
tailor. That's my friend, Bud Jones'"
THAT may be, but he's Benjamin Jones,
who owes you $240. I've been trying to
find him for three weeks to collect it. .
THE dickensl' said the tailor, -
didn't know that. Guess you d better
not try to collect that bill just yet. =
New York Tribune.