The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-11-04

lie office We're in the throes of laughter
The audience caught on and joined In
Everybody laughed-all save Josephs
and s at last accounts he was asking him
self whether or not he had suddenly
developed into a humorist.
His wife aroused him with a shout,
The cows are in the corn1' she said,
! But when he reached there he found out
The corn was in the cows instead.
New York Herald.
| Upon rock, the sun just down.
They sat beside the ripping sea;
| Far up the beach the ebbing tide
| Had left them in a reverie.
Her hair like tangled seaweed fell.
| And light blue eyes upturned sand
shone;
While whispers oft her lips escaped
Like nurmurs in the early morn.
A quiet, pensive attitude
Possessed him, sitting by her side;
And listlessly his vision rove,
Now on the beach, now on the tide.
The seasons end had FASTENED on.
And longed he now to leave the shore;
For summer gone, his love had flown,
And now he felt he loved no more
A glance she cast; she caught his eye,
AND read his cold relentless heart;
Then cast herself upon the sand
And babe the faithless one depart.
Returned he to his school and class
sh WIN nin 10y which a1o but a student can;
-TECK.
st ANGER m ma yes everything badly -
running the Republican party.
While the police department is so as
siduously watching alleged bunco men
thing to do with the wicked fellows, of
course it has it's hands full; but in ali
fairness. l desire to say, that when time
hangs heavily upon the detectives hands,
why not put them to work on the policy
shops, owners of which are doing busi-
ness almost as openly as are the saloons
that pay g. license. There are, I am cred
IDLY informed, several games going on,
and at least dozen edgar stores" where
tickets may be purchased. There is no
games have been running 50 long and
openly that a couple of weeks more can
not have a very bad effect upon the public
morals.
This is Sunday Some saloons will run;
others will be closed tight.
Is it fact that Frank J. Cannon, in
speeches made at several towns in Utah.
intimated that if he were turned down
the Utah company would go to smash?
1t comes. to me from a very good source
that such is the fact; certain it is that
several indiscreet Republicans have made
that assertion very recently.
Judge Goodwin, of the Tribune, Is asking
where. he is at? Never in his history did
he get such drubbing as that admin
istered by Powers; never was his pre-
tensions so thoroughly riddled; never were
there SO many people so chagrfned at the
shattering of their idol, which, instead Of
being silver, proved to be merely worth
less clay. What fall was there, my
countrymen!
Jimmy Anderson, of the News, is on the
stump in the interest of the Republican
party. Jimmy is O. Republican, he says,
because, while on a recent mission ''to
Free Trade England he saw so much
distress among the workingmen on ac..
count of low wages; that is the marrow of
his logic. For a man who has but lately
returned from q mission. Jimmy is not
as truthful as one would be led to expect;
in other words, like his leader, he is a
most artfui dodger. Jimmy should revise
that schoolboy essay. of his, be honest
and tell his hearers that while working
mems wages are low in free trade