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Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05
WIT AND WISDOM.


-Photographer-Please look little
pleasant, Miss; l know it's hard, but
It's only for moment!-Punch.
-Guest-I say, landlord, your food is
worse than it was last year. Land
sir!-Fliegende Blaet-
ter.
Irish Conductor Ito passenger try
'ng to get on the rear platform)-There
is car ahead coming behind, and yees
had better wait for it.
Others will judge you, not by what
-ou can be, but by what you are; but
you must judge yourself, not by what
you are, but by whatyou can be. Ivan
Panin.
1t is by imitation far more than by
precept that we learn everything, and
what we learn thus we acquire not
only more effectively, but more pleas
antly. Burke.
-Teacher-Now, remember, that In
order to become proficient vocalist
you must have patience. Miss Flipkins
Yes; and so must the neighbOra-
Washington Star.
You say you have been in Kansas
City. l suppose the place was built al
most wholly on bluffs" 81 guess it
was. There seemed to ,e blamed little
money around. '-Buffal Courier.
The Polite Letter ritter. Elder
Sister-I'm writing to A W; is there
anything you'd like to say to her?
Younger Sister (who hates Amy)-Yes.
nlenty: but you'd better only give her
my love.-Tit Bits
-Mamma-Why has Lucy gone home
SO early? thought she was to stay ali
day? Mary (conidentially) - Well,
mamma, l just found she wasn't a
friend l could quarrel with.-Kate
Fields Washington.
-Freddy-Why won't you fight me
if you amt afraid to? Willy (moving
off, amt afraid, only / amt going
to have all the boys in the school sayin'
fought feller just because l knew /
Aould lick him, Chicago Record.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

ency. 1t has done nothing whatever to
promote the welfare of any section
or any class Every move that it has
made has been disadvaDtageous to the
people. 1t found the times good, and
it made them bad. There is no hint of
profit in any Of its schemes of legisla
ton. 1t has been tried, and the result
is entirely unsatisfactory, with no
prospect Of anything better. If it had
met public expectation even in point of
honest, but unsuccessful, effort to re-
deem its pledges, there would be some
reason for viewing it with indulgence
and waiting for it to improve its con-
duct; but, as matter of fact, it has
failed beyond that point of extenua-
ton. There is not word to be said in
its favor. The story of its attempt to
govern the country is one of utter and
unprecedented incompetepcy and un-
faithfulness; and the reaction against
it is not for a day, but for all time. :.
St Louis Globe-Democrat.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05
THE GREAT REACTION.
what One Year of Democratic Rule Has
Brought About.

what One Year of Democratic Rule Has
Brought About.
The democrats are trying to console
themselves in their present season OF
adversity with the familiar theory that
an administration is generally weak IN
its second year, owing to the ordinary
circumstances attending the work OF
adapting itself to the work, that it has
to perform. Such an explanation will
not answer in this case, however. The
prevailing reaction against the party
in power is not simply the result of
causes that are repeated at regular in
tervals and that have only a super
fetal and temporary significance 1t
implies general feeling of dissatisfac-
ton with democratic rule. A years
experience has satisfied the country
that a monstrous mistake was made
when the republican party was de-
feated and a new system OF political
doctrines and policies introduced. 1t
will not do to say that the wave OF dis
pleasure which is now rolling over the
country represents an impulsive and
transient sentiment, and one that is
likely to spend it's force in a short time
and leave things as they were when the
votes were counted in 1892. The proof
to the contrary is plain and conclusive.
There has never before been such a
pronounced reversal of opinion with
regard to the principles and purposes
of party. 1t extends all over the
country, and the form of its manifesto
ton is such that its meaning cannot
possibly be mistaken.
When the democratic party took con-
troll of public affairs the people were
inclined to believe that it would inn
prove its chances of usefulness and
strive to justify the confidence reposed
in it by those who had voted its ticket.
But it was disappointment from the
first. In not single respect has it
come up to it's promises or made proper
use Of its opportunities. Instead Of
pursuing judicious and sensible
course. it has acted in persistently
foolish and reckless manner. All of it's
performances have tended to discredit
it's capacity and to show that it is seri.
ously lacking in honesty and consist
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05
He KICKED HIMSELF HARD.

hardy miner with careworn face,
And pants all shattered about the base,
And coat so drcadfully rent and torn
'Twould frighten crows from field OF corn,
Stood gazing with eager. hungry stare
Through a restaurants big show window,
where
The richest of vlands were placed in sight
AS bait for the wandering appetite
As stood he gazing at good things there
His thin lips moved-alas! not In prayer,
But in muttered curses upon the fate
Which had kicked him downward TO such a
state
Noting his attitude, drew near,
BY curiosity led, to hear
What topic his soul so deeply stirred,
And this the reproachful speech heard:
- Look at 'em, darn you, look at 'em straight,
An hunger fur 'em, you reprobate.
1t sarves you right
To be in this plight
Starvin, an can't git a cussed bite,
An thar it Is, jest stacks Of 1t, too,
The best the market affords, an you
A-famishin', darn you!
Well it'll rarn you
To let we'll enough alone, you dufier.
Oh, darn you. suffer!
IOUA ~ tudt tuA ny, lOoosCa Oic"is
Don't you wish you could swaller down
About the half of 1t? Sec them pies
Food fur q angel from Paradise,
An you a-starvin', you chump
Look at that roast, at d tempt king,
Lock q. the steaks, look at everything,
An then. you sucker, may inquire
II from the fryin' pan into the fire
You'll make another jump'
Want satisfied, you mis'able cub,
Plenty O. work an plenty O. grub,
Mines a-runnin' by night an day,
Everything comm right your way.
Best O. clothes on your cussed back,
An had to fly the republican track.
Stumped the hull range,
Squealcd fur change,
Made your speeches in every camp
Dimycrat O. the meanest stamp
Travelled all over in sur an storm,
Howlin' fur Cleveland an reform.
That's wat you did.
You overgrOwn kid,
Howled like wolf fur change, dod rot it.
An, cuss you, you got it
Keep the air unusually warm,
Yellin' Reform. Reforml Reforml'
Said republicans all was thieves,
Fat'nin' on spoils like stall-fed beeVes,
Crowdin' the land to the 'tarnal dogs,
Swampin her down in ruin s bogs,
Wreckin' the good OIL ship O. state,
Raisin' oil Nick at a lightnin' rate
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05
POLITICAL DRIFT.

sS The republicans have no trouble
election is held this year. Louis
Globe-Democrat
The only "army" the democratic
congress need fear is the army of roters
that will march to the polls next fall to
elect a republican congress. Chicago
Tribune.
US The democratic majority in con-
gress has again acknowledged ex-
Speaker Reeds supremacy They have
adopted rule to count a quorum.-Chi-
cago Inter Ocean.
Rhode Islands recent vote shows
that there are no longer any doubtful,
states in the north. The Wilson bill
has put prohibitory tariff of demo-
cratic majorities on this side of Mason
and Dixon's linen. Y. Recorder.
BThe frequent tits between Speak
er Crisp and Mr.. Reed and the result;
thereof must fill the speaker with re-
gret that he did not accept that sena-
torship and betake himself out of the
range of the man from Maine.-N. Y.
Advertiser.
Republican tidal waves como sell
dom. None at all have come since 1879.
for although the republicans won the
presidency in 1876, 1880 and 1888, and
gained the house of Representatives in
the two last named years, the margin
was small in each case. In 1894, how
ever, there is likely to be an old-fash-
ioned republican majority rolled up for
congress, and 1896, for president and
congress, stands chance of being "A
repetition of 1872. - St Louis Globe,
Democrat
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05
You, Sam Gossage,

IOu odm bUSSaRc,
You skin Of a sausage,
You talked that way, you cussed fool
Tried to teach dimycrat school.
Dished up lies at d stop clock,
Blinded the miners with free trade talk,
Told EN- silver d bulge ahead,
Gold be wuthless as so much lead,
Pay d be doubled in every mine
Holy Gosh, but you spun it fine
Started the boys on wild stampede
You, you OF buck, takin' the lead
Over the fence got the gang to jump;
Look at you now, you chump!
did you keteh Whit.
You burned OF stiff,
O the good things a-cookin' back in thar
Wen that feller swung the door ajar'
Did you smell the cabbage an luscious beef
That could durn soon make you let out tho
reef
You TUX in your breeches wen you found
Yourself so thin they'd go twice arounds
Did you smell 1t, say,
You free trade jay?
Well, smell it agin. wish to the Lord
You was chained right here TO an iron rod
With your nose SO clus to the door you'd git
sniff every time they opened 1t;
Stay here till your stomach was shrunk un til
IT d strain it to chamber a liver pill,
Jest smellin' an yearnin by day an night
An never gitt!n' cussed bite.
It d sarve you right!
Every paper you pick up tells
O Cleveland headin' gang o. swells
An goin a-ashin'. but you kin bet
If he bobs till doomsday he'll never get
AS hefty ketch as that he took
Wen the bug o. reform was on his hook.
Nary game fish could he show
Jest cranky suckers at didn't know
Enough 10 stay in Projections pool,
Whar' the water was allus clear an cool
an you was one Of 'em. too, you chump,
One o. the suckers at had to Jump
At the pizen bug at you thought was good
Enough for sorehead republican food
You swallered it. too,
An the next thing you
Was a-foppin' round on the sandy bank,
With the hook in your gills, you measly crank
. Wat are you gittin' fur all you done?
Watts the result O. the fight you won:
Mills al idle an mines shet down,
Grass a-growin' In every town,
Men a-loaAn' on every hand.
Hard times stranglin' the hull wide land,
Banks a-bustin' an trade heels up,
Lator cramped like pizened pup.
Homes but prisons o. woe an want,
Whar' wan-faced pris' 'ners weak an gaunr
SILVER an hunger from morn til night
Eyes all lusterless once SO bright.
That's what you got
Fur the change you sought
" Well. you desarve IT, you blinded fool,
You Topped, an you're gettin' your reward.
TIL teach you lesson, this bitter school
Fur swingin' the dimycratic sword,
This the result Of the fight you fought
You got ii. you chump, as slick as wax,
Right whar' the chicken got the AK
Capt Jack Crawford, in Chicago Tribune.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

Mrs. w. o. Gunekel, of No. 1861 South
Seventh Street, Terre Haute, Indiana, writes:
g had been suffering from womb trouble for
eight years having doctored with the most
skillful physicians, but finding only tempo
rary relief from medicines prescribed by
them. / was advised by q friend to take
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, which +
did, and found, in taking six bottles of the
Prescription and two of the Golden
Medical Discovery that it has effected a
positive cure, for which words cannot ex-
press my gratitude for the relief from tho
great suffering that I so long endured"
Vo,,r- <r,,l1,
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05
All IN q Tremblel

Nervous, elderly ladies use this phrase to
describe their tremors, and highly graphic it
is. Nerves ssall in tremble'' are best tran
quilted and strengthened with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. The Bitters is nervine
because it is tonic for the nerves, and tone
is what the nerves require if they are weak
and shaky. Digestion and assimilation are
insured by it, and it remedies constipation,
biliousness and malaria.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

From away up in British North America
comes the following greeting to Dr.. R. v.
Pierce, Chief Consulting Physician to the
hvalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, at
Buffalo, N. Y. Mrs Allen Sharrard, of
Hartney, Selkirk, Co, Manitoba, whose
heads this article, writes as follows:
81 take great pleasure in recommending DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription for falling Of
the womb / was troubled with bearing
down pains and pains in my back whenever
Iwould be on my feet any length of time.
Prescription, which l did with happy results
feel like new person after taking three
bottles of it."
As we have just heard from the frigid
North, we will now introduce a letter
received from the Sunny South. The follow
ing is from Mrs. J. T. Smith, of Oakfuskee,
Cleburne Co., Ala She writes: 81 was
misery, such as no pen can describe, for six
years. / was confined to bed most of the
time. l expected the cold hand of death
every day. was afflicted with leucorrhea-
with excessive flowing-falling of the womb
bearing down sensation-pain in the small
Of my back-my bowels costive-snlarting,
itching and burning in the vagina, also pal
pitation of the heart. When began taking
your medicine | could not sit up, only few
minutes at time, ] was so weak. / took
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription three
times perdey, l also took his Golden Medical
Discovery three times per day ana one of
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets every night. /
have taken seven bottles Of the Discovery
seven bottles of the Prescription ard FIVE
bottles of the Pellets took these medi-
cines seven months, regularly, never missed
o day. These medicines cured me. feel as
well as / ever did in my life. Four Of the
best doctors in the landtreated my case four
wears. They all gave me up as hopeless
they said could not be cured, and could not
live Through the will of God, and your
medicines. have been restored to the best
Of healthn Yours truly,
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

GENUINE E.-Tailor-''When are you
going to pay for that overcoat?" Dude
"Really, my" Tailor-'Now, look here,
il you don't pay, I'll bring suit within thirty
days" Dude-''Make it a spring suit, old
man, and you can bring it right away."-De-
troit Free Press.
To MANAGE men one ought to have sharp
mind in a velvet sheath.-G. Eliot.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

- There are likely to be many po-
litical changes this year, but there wiz,
be no tracks leading out of the repubs
Jean party. indianapolis journal
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

''SAY, pa" asked Freddy, '-why is it that
when you or Uncle George tells story you
always get laughed at, and when tell one
get lickin' !n-Buffalo Courier
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

ODDLY enough the homeliest of old maids
are generally girls who were matchless in
their youth. Buffalo Courier
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

WERE you bull or bear?n asked an ac-
quaintance Of speculator. Neither" he
replied; Il was an ass. ss."-Tid-Bits.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

''Is Hicks wife nice housekeeper?, Mr.
Hacks-"Well, I should say so. Why, hal
the time Hicks can't find anything that be
longs to him.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

"PATTI seems to me to give an awful pile
of farewells.n "Yes, but it isn't her fault if
she's encored. ."-Harper's Bazar.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

"HALF the world doesn't know han j.
other half lives" Neither does the 1,e% "tSa. Y.
half. Life. ''0 o'uel
AN UNBELIEvER.-He-"Do Won holio-o :.
hero Worship She-''No not now. now "a 4
married. ."-Detroit Free Press. ~ rn
BENEvoLENCE without love has M mo,,
heart in it than grindstone.-Ram,si iG HUT IluLe
Huntsville gazette., 1894-05-05

SUFFERERS from Coughs, Sore Throat, etc
should try "BrouTs Bronchial TrocI,es''
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13

The mine way up on the summit of the Huachucas, being worked for the glory of the Lord and the advancement of His cause, by detachment of the Salvation Army, is turning ont large quantities of ore. This is probably the most unique mining camp and outfit in the world. The profits of the minc'
 after the payment of expenses, go to the treasury of the Salvation Army to aid in the great work of the orgsniza- tion. There are sixteen men at work at the mine. all members of the army, and the religious discipline that is maintained is marked contrast 10 the license in speech and conduct that usually prevails in mining camps The zeal aud unseltishness of these men is certainly deserving success. .-Vidette'
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13
.Hz---- s--a-s ------s---.---- Praiseworthy Discipline.

Some time ago one Juan Rivas was arrested, upon charge of stealing burros, and held to await the action of the grand jury. Later he was released on bail. Shortly after gaining his free dom he enlisted in the militia company, which with commendable zeal, indus triously drills upon the plaza every evening Not long after becoming a soldier, Juan, strongly impressed with the fact that discipline is the funda- mental principle of harmonious living, severely chastised his aged mother for some breach of regulations. The facts became known to the officers con- manding the military company, and when Juan made his next appearance in the ranks. he was summarily dealt with. The officer bclabored Juan's back with sword, and besides inflict- ing physical pain, wounded the proud soldiers feelings and dignity as well. Greatly aggrieved he sought the officers of the law, and requested the arrest of his assailant. When questioned by Mir. Boscha, he admitted having whip ped his mother, and also the fact that he was duly enlisted soldier; stated that he had been whipped by the cap tain and demanded warrant. Mir. B. told him that, having given himself up to the military, he was subject to the will of his superior officers; had re- ceived nothing more, and probably not as much as he deserved, and that no warrant could issue. Juan left, scratch ing his crailium and wondering at the peculiarities of American law and of ficers. If a whole lot of that sort of discipline were practiced in many com munities, Florence not excluded, the necessity for courts of justice would be materially lesseued. Florence Fri. bune,
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13

Mir. Robert II. Forbes. the newly elected professor of chemistry in the university and chemist of the agricul- tural experiment. station, arrived this morning from Champaign, Illinois. The gentleman is an enthusiastic worker, who is ready to take hold at once with his work. His valuable ex- perience in similar work at the uni versity of Illinois and in connection with the Worlds fair, besides special studies at Harvard university and at the government laboratories in Wash ington. have particularly fitted him for the duties of his position here. He seems very favorably impressed with the situation at the university, and expresses surprise at the facilities pro vided in the different Apartments Tucson Citizen.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13

Iu the district court this morning the demurrer in the case of McRae vs. the County of Cochise was overruled. and the defendant given twenty days in which to amend complaint. The suit is for $2,000, being the reward offered by the county for the first ar tesian we'll struck in the county. The supervisors did not refuse to pay the amount, but suggested all agreed statement of facts for decision from the court. The plan miscarried, and resulted in a suit which will probably drag its way through the next term of court --Prospcctor.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13

One-way tickets between interme- diate points to be no higher.
 Tickets will be placed on sale Sep tember 9, and withdrawn September If, and will be good for return pas sage up to and including September l6. No stop-over will be allowed in either direction. Agents will use Form R. T. Exc, which must be signed by the purchaser and forreturn passage must be stamped and witnessed by agent at Albuquerque in the space provided on back of ticket.
 STOCK EXHIBITS.
 We will forward and return exhibits, excepting racing stock, for the coming far, to be held at Albuquerque. Sep tember II to 14 inclusive, free, upon the following conditions:
 Charges to be collected upon arrival of the shipments at Albuquerque: Upon their return, if accompanied by a certificate from the secretary of the association to the effect that they have been on exhibition and have not changed ownership, agent at Albu- querque will bill free to the station from which they were originally ship ped, and upon presentation of the ex- pense bill covering transportation to Albuquerque accompanied by ccrtiti- cate, will refund the charges collected Ou same.
 Racing Sock: Horses shipped for tho purpose of competing in the races will be transported to Albuquerque at regular tariff rates and returned free if accompanied by certificate of the sec retary of the Fair association to the effect that they have taken part in the races, and have, in the meantime, not changed ownership.
 II. $. VAN SLICK,
 General Agent,
 Albuquerque, N. NJ. W. A. RESELL, .-F
 q. F. A., A. & P. R. R., San Francisco, Cal, and Albuquerque, V. M.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13
'. C, AN CL Nh,
 General Agent, Albuquerque, N. NJ,
W. A. RESELL, ..F q. F. A., A. & P. R. R.,
 San Francisco, Cal, and
 Albuquerque, V. NJ.
It should Be in Every House.

J. B. Wilson, 37l Clay St., Sharps- burg, Pa., says he will not be without Dr. Kings New Discovery for consump- tiou, coughs and colds, that it cured his wife, who was threatened with pneumonia, after an attack of ''la grippe" when various other remedies and several physicians had done her no good. Robert Barber, of Cooksport, Pa, claims Dr. Kings New Discovery has done him more good than anything he ever used for lung trouble. Nothing like it. Try it. Free trial bottles at F. w. Smith X Co.'S. drug store. Large bottles soc. and $1.00.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best salve for cuts. bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum. fever sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns and all skin cruptions, and positive ly cures piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satis- faction or money refunded. Price 25 cents, per box. For sale by F. w. Smith X Co.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13

Tiains leaveMemphis MoRSIN1 andEvESISs after arrival of trains from the Weste and Southwest, running to or connecting in UNION DEPOTs fer all points in the East aud Southeast.
 The Memphis and Charleston Railroad and the East Tenn, Va. & Ga. Ky, have earned the reputation they have of giving tho Quickest Time, Best Through Car SerVlcs and all the Latest and FlnestAccommodatiOns
 Itis the Principal Thorouglfare" to the Summer Resorts fin the Summer and Winter Resorts In the Winter.
 Passengers by this route cross the New Steel Bridge at Mem. phis and will avoid tedl- ous Ferry Transfers across the Mississippi River. necessary by any other gateway south of St. Louis.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13
Deserving Praise.

We desire to say to our citizens that for years we have been selling Dr. Kings New Discovery for consumption, Dr. Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters, and have never handled remedies that sell as well, or that have given such uni versal satisfaction. We do not hesitate to guarantee them every time, and we stand ready to refund the purchase price, if satisfactory results do not fol- low their use. These remedies have won their great popularity purely on their merits. F. w. Smith & Co., Druggists.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-13
Arizona Historical society.

The material prepared for the ahove named society will be published for the four months beginning with the July, 1894, number, in the "Overland Monthly" San Francisco. Cal, under the caption of Building a State in Apache Land." Subscription price, s a year, in advance, or $l for the four numbers. CHAs. D. POSToN,
 June2l-4m President.