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Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
The Country Editor.

A New York paper has this to say
about the country editor, the truth OF
which we leave our readers to Judge
for themselves:
There is no man who does more
for the community in which he lives
than the editor of the country news.
paper. Toiling ceaselessly from one
years end to another. often with
insufficient help and unable to secure
assistance, he manages To issue reg
ularly his weekly paper, filled with the
news Of his county and the world.
No business enterprise is started in his
county that he is not expected To give
il little boost" No entertainment
is projected by the church that he is
not called on to give j, free puff
II "a leading citizen dies his columns
are thrown open for liberal obituaries,
while births and weddings are all
noticed, usually at considerable length.
Ii his county is an agricultural one.
he must never fail to tell how big the
crops of all the farmers are, so that
people from other places may be
induced to locate. Ii there are coal
veins To be opened. he must fill his
columns with reports of the thickness
of the veins, the value of the coal and
the inducements held out to capitalists
for its development. Ii there is a
railroad TO he built, new court. house
is wanted. OF any Improvement con-
templated, the columns of his paper
must be used TO boom them. In a
Thousand ways he helps his county
and every issue of his paper is worth
a great deal to the people Of his COM
munity.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
DEER PARK.
On the Crest of the AIIeghcnie

On the Crest Of the Alleghcnies.
To those contemplating trip to the
mountains in search of health and
pleasure, Deer Park on the crest of
the Allegheny Mountains, 5000 feet
above the sea level, offers such varied
attractions as delightful atmosphere
during both day and night, pure water,
smooth. winding roads through the
mountains and valleys, and the most
picturesque scenery in the Allegheny
range. The hotel is equipped with all
adiuncts conducive TO the entertain
ment, pleasure and comfort OF its guests.
The surroundings grounds. rs well
as the hotel, are lighted with electrici-
". Six miles distant ON the same
mou ntain summit is Oakland, the
twin resort of Deer Park, and equally
as well equipped for the entertainment
and accommodations of its patrons.
Both hotels are upon the main line OF
the Baltimore d Ohio Railroad. have
the advantages Of its splendid Vesti-
buled Limited Express trains hetween
the East and West. Season excursion
tickets, good for return passage until
October 3lst. will he placed on sale at
greatly reduced rates at all principal
ticket offices throughout the country.
One way tickets reading from st. Louis,
Louisville. Cincinnati. Columbus, Chi.
cago. and any point on the B. Il o.
system to Washington. Baltimore,
Philadelphia or New York, or vice
versa, are good to stop off at either
Deer Park, Mountain Lake Park or
Oakland, and the time limit Will be
extended by agents at either resort
upon application, to cover the period oi
the holders visit.
The season at these popular resort.
commences June 23rd.
For full information rs To hotel rates,
rooms. etc, address George ID. De
Shields. Manager, Deer Park, or Oak
land, Garrett County, Maryland.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

lT must take an immense amount
OF gall TO offer an editor forty cent
piece of music publishers price, in
exchange for two dollars worth ot
advertising; hut some publishers oI
music have the requisite amount. II
our right arm was long enough I,
reach from here to Philadelphia We
would grab Mr.. q. X. c., music di
rector, by the right ear aud pull il
down TO our sactum, when we would
whisper in il something interesting.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

PRENDERGAsT, the murderer OF May.
or Carter Harrison. may be hanged
tins year or next. But he should
have been hanged Immediately after
conviction. All the deterrent value
OF punishment has been lost by delay
III the Chicago Courts. Like an apple
that hangs on the tree till it is frost.
bitten, this poor wretch has lost all
worth for plucking. He no longer
temPts the keen edge of the sword OF
lustice.-Hiia. Record.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

Uriah +. Shockley. Collector Of State
and County taxes, ex parte,
In the Circuit Court for Worcester
County. January Term, 1894, to
wit: May Sth. 1894.
Whereas Uriah +. Shocklev, Col.
lector OF taxes, State and County, for
the years 1883 and 1889. did make
sale of certain tract and parcel of
land which lies is and situate in the
Third Election District of Worcester
County, the same being house and
lot in The said district assessed to
Charlotte Pitts, colored, ON the hooks
of the County Commissioners of Wor-
cester County, To which said books
reference is hereby made, to pay the
taxes levied upon the property of the
said Charlotte Pitts. .colored, for the
years 1888 and 1889 by the County
Commissioners of Worcester County
and did make report of the said sale
together with all the proceedings had
in relation thereto to this court. upon
examination of which the said report
and proceedings of the said collector
appear To be regular and the provisions
of law in relation thereto complied
with. Ii is thereupon ordered that
notice by advertisement in the DEM
ocRATIc MESSENGER. newspaper
printed inl Worcester County, once
week for three successive weeks before
the first day Of July next be given,
warning all persons interested in said
real estate. sold n aforesaid, 10 be and
appear in this court ON or before the
first day of October Tenn next to show
cause. it any they have, why said sale
should not be ratified and confirmed
And publication of this order in said
newspaper as aforesaid shall be deemed
sufficient notice.
CHAS. + HOLLAND,
HENRY LLOYD,
True Copy, Test:
FRANCIS HENRY PrRNELL, Clerk.
June 9 1t.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
Agent Wanted.

Wanted II reliable and energetic man.
located at Snow Hill, or vicinity, To
canvass and sell the celebrated Singer
Sewing Machines. Liberal salary and
will be offered. Address
at once TmE SINGER MF'G. Co.
81. Iocom"ke City, Nd.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
Beware of Ointments for Ca
tarrl That Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
TEN when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Snch articles should never he
used except ON prescriptions from reputable
physicians, AS the damage they will do is
ten fold to the good sou can possibly derive
from them. Halls Catarrh Cure nianufac-
tured by +. J. Cheney { Co.. Toledo. o..
contains no mercury, and is taken intern
ally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system In buyin.
Halls Catarrh Cure he sure YOU get the
genuine. Il is taken internally, and made
in Toledo. Ohio. by r. J. Cheney 4 Co,
Testimonials free.
m Sold by Druggists. price .5c. per bottle.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
FOR SALE.
S26, 900 Five Per Cent. Wor.
cester County Bonds of
$500. 90 each, payable
Within Fifty Years.

Sealed proposals will be received at
the office of the County Commission
ers of Worcester County in Snow Hill.
Md. until July 3rd. 1894 TO the high
est bidder for cash for sale of Twenty
five Thousand Dollars in Bonds, pay
able from the first day of July 1894
at the rate of five per cent. free from
county taxes. Said interest to he
paid semi annually on the first day of
January and the first day OF July in
each and every year. and five hundred
dollars Of the principal payable on the
first 'iayM January Of each and every
year until said principal shall have
been all paid. The highest premium
bid. will he accepted.
BY order Of County Commissioners.
Test GEO. W. BISHOP.
May 30th, 1894 Treasurer.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
Notice to Delinquent Taxpayers

HAVING been advised by the
County Treasurer that unless all taxes
in my collection District are collected
and paid To him by Julv l>t. next,
suit will he brought "m my bond for
balance due. hereby give notice that
| shall advertise and sell at public sale
all property on which the taxes have
not been paid on or before July ls!.
This notice, applies To all.
j.. /. TAYLOR.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

Persons who svmpathize with the af-
hicted with rejoice with ID. T.. Carr of 1925
Harrison street. Kansas City. lie is an
old sufferer from infiammatory rheumatism.
hut has not heretofore beea troubled in this
climate. Last winter he went up into Wis
consin and in consequence has had another
attack. ut came upon me very acute and
severe" he said. "My joints swelled and
became iniiamed sore touch or almost To-
look at. Upon the urgent request of my
mothcr-in law ! tried Chamberlain Pain
Balm To reduce the swelling and ease the
paid. and to my agreeable surpriee il did
both. have used three 5O cent hotties and
believe il to be- the hest thing for rhenma-
sale by DIR. =. l.. Benson. Snow Hill, and
DIR. $. X. Marshall, Berlin, Md.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

Rambler Bicycles are much i'm
proved this year and greatly reduced
in price. They are undoubtedly the
cheapest wheel iu the world. The,
will last for years and run easy all the
time, and cost little for repairs. Th,
past demonstrates these facts. Some
persons bIy low grade wheels, but
don't YOU. it is great mistake
They are in the repair shop much Of
the time. cost as much, or more in the
end, than a high grade wheel, run
hard all the time and soon wear out.
You will make no mistake If YOU
buy No. I Rambler ut sIO5.00 II
is the cheapest wheel on earth.
Some makers put high grade price
on low grade wheels and give big
discount to make YOU think you are
getting great deal for your money.
Don't be deceived by this. Strictly
high grade wheels are not sold that
way. Handlers are not the only high
grade wheels on the market, but they
are THE BEST.
Write me for catalogue, or call on
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

The Smyrna Times, one of Della.
wares best newspaper was forty year.
old with its last issue. Brother Hof
iecker has our best wishes for continu.
ed prosperity
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
Notice to Delinquent Taxpayers.

Having beer advised by the Coun-
~ Treasurer that unless all taxes IN
nv collection District are collected
and paid to him by July l>t. next.
suit will be brought on my bond for
balance due, hereby give notice that
| shall advertise and sell AT public
sale ali property on which the taxes
have not been paid on or before July
lst. This notice applies to all.
EMORY T.. BELL.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
UPsHUR X JONES. Solicitors.
TRUSTEES SALE
OF VALUABLE
REAL ESTATE.

William II. Jones, next friend to
Laura \. Jones, ex parte.
In the Circuit Court for Worcester
County. No 1880 Chancery.
By VIRTUE of decree of the
Circuit Court for Worcester County,
sitting in Equity passed in the above
entitled cause. the undersigned a-
Trustee, will offer at public sale 10
the highest bidder, in front of the
Atlantic Hotel, in Berlin, Maryland,
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
SATUR RDAY,
JULY 9TH, 1864,
at :,.3O o'clock u. nl..

at $50 O'Clock =. M,
all that body of real estate situate in
Fourth Election District of Worces-
ter County. neai the town of Newark
which WAS devised to Laura \. Jones
by the last will and testament of James
Bowen, dated the 9Th day OF Novem-
her 4. ID. 1886, and recorded in the
office Of the Register Of Wills for Wor,
cester County in l.iber l.. T. :. No. |.
iolios Ia, l75, l76 and III. This
property is improved by two
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

The NJ. n. c., is a daisy and d,.n't
YOU forget il.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16

THE Baltimore Base Ball club is a
credit TO the city whose name it bears.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Notice is hereby given to the credi-
tors of the said Samuel Jones 10 file
their claims with vouchers thereof in
the office of the Clerk of the Circuit
Court tor Worcester County within
four months from day of sale.
ROBLEl j. JONES,
june lots. Trustee.
Democratic messenger., 1894-06-16
Order Nisi.

CALVIN B. TAYLOR. Attorney-at-law
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-08-02
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Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-08-02
CiekaWa HiStorYa.

w numerze "a neu :nanoW'
skiego ), S}owa W Milwaukee,
protestuje ks. 7. Mlsickl Z
w}asciwym sobie drqgalskim
stylem przeciw ogg6lnemu
m~niemaniu, jakoby on by:
zwyk}ym doktorem galicyj'
skim, i g}osi wszem wobec,
kazdemu Z osobna, re jest
doktorem austryackim. Dok-
torat podobny, jak pisze, ponc
ma bye bardzo trudnym dc
nabycia. Trzeba mice ogromny
zapas wszechstronnej wiedzy,
nauki i ,,ucza}osci' ably
pred swojem nazwlsklem
MONA stawiG tie dwie wazne
litery: Dr.. Ze TAXI
doktorat bardzo ,,trudny do
zrobienia, pokazuje sic z
tego, re ACADEMIC W Krako-
vie / LW0Wie codziennie DO
kopie takich fabrykuja dok-
tor6w, i fabryki tie juz nawet
majq trudnosc dostarczania
sobie ma dyplomy wyprawio-
nych oslich sk6r.
Pominawszy publiczna spo-
wiedz austryackiego doktora
z Berea CO.,, W kt6rej wyzna-
je, ze w Winonie tax by}
niewinnym, jak nowonarodzo-
ne kaszubskie pachole =
zeby tylko winohskie mia}
grzechy ma sumieniu, prostoby
poszed1 do nieba it'd. Zdaje
sic vice, re ten doktor ma
jakieS austryackie zapewnione
niebo, gdzie d}ugi lekkomy5l-
ne, klaamstwa, oszczerstwa,
buntowanie spokojnych para
fan it'd, uchodza "a cnoty i
niebem wynagrodzone bywaja
Atoli tn austryackl doktor
i swiety przyznaje sic, lube
indirecte, re ma Wieksze,
niz winohskie grzechy, niby
krakowskie, kt6re mu stana
zapora do wiecznej szczesli-
wosci.
Many zreszta nadzieje, &c
tax ,,ucza1y' austryacki dokto1
to i Sw. Piotra przedysputuje
/ udowodni mu, re oszczerstwa,
rcbelije i bunty So cnotami, {
pozyczaG be- nadzicji oddanis
jest acknowledgement dl5
kredytor6w, DO sic ich uwalnis
Cd nastepstw ziemskiej mamo
ny. Me ma to, jak bye austry:
ackim doktorem!!
Pomimo jednak, re ne
drugim swiecie uwzglednia(
moga austryackie diploma :
to tn ma ziemi, a szczeg6lnie
w tel za%cofancj Ameryce, ma}e
sobie co z tel austryacko-ga.
licyjskiej ,ucza}osci" robiq.
Doktor austryacki, skorc
tylko pred niedawnymj eszcze
czasem stana} W Winonie "a
poslane mu pieniadze, zaraz
zapozna} sic blizej z r6wnie
,,ucza}ymi'' Kaszubami !;
doktorami Z akademii Cru.
dziadzu Koronowie. Zaraz
tez zamianowa} sobie move
ministerstwo wyznah re
szewc6w i napedzonych poll
cajow, postanowi} dawniejsze
ministerstwo wyrzuciG. "
iednei czeSCi uda1o mu sic.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-08-02

sowal do duchownego guber-
natora W Detroit list Z prosba
0 jaki stanowy urzad.
List jego sprawl ma guber-
natorze nader niemi}e wrazenie
inatychmiast kaza}nah odplsac
p. Marc Twainowi, kt6ry
w}aSnie jake tajny sekretarz
prezydenta Cleveland'a, przy-
by} do Detroit pc rade, Q lie
by promowanie ks. Kolasih-
skiego ma biskupa polskiego,
a Barszcza ma sufragana I'm
lure succe S S o / S,
wp}yne}o ma uspokojenie gall
cyjsko-austryackich umys}6w.
Obydwa listy, IT,. suplika
austryackiego doktora odpo-
wiedz nan P. Marc = Twain a
zosta}y nam }askawie do dali
szego uzytku udzielone, kt6re
to, z potwierdzona przez
notaryusza autentycznoscla,
ku zbudowaniu naszych czy-
telnik6w dos1ownie k}adzimy:
List doktora austryackiego
do duchownego gubernatora
w Detroit.
BEREA CO.,
data stempla pocztowogo.
Right Rev. Sir!
Szanujac owoce godnosci mojej
osoby naukowa jej wartosc, ME
nam zwyczaju chwalic amerykan-
skiej miernoty; atoli tn robi22c
wyjatek, wyznaje, re jego
wysoki umys}, delikatny rozum, gle
boka wiedza i szeroka ,,ucza}osc",
zrobi4y ma mnie g}ebokie wrazenie.
Ola tego tez, ja,maz nauki wiedzy,
udaje sic do MEGA podobnych czech i
zalet, a %raczej mann honor zrobic
maize przedstawienie, propozycya2, W
nadzieii, re ME %naprdzno mysli me
ma papiier wyleje.
Jestem doktorem austryackim,
co bardzo wiele macy, zwazywszy
ogrom ludzkiei wszechwiedzy kt6rq
sobie przyswoic w}asna uczynic
trzeba, ably osiagnaG dyplom, metz
kwadratowy wielkosci i Ia mocnej
oslej sk6rze.
Stawiam vice mole zdolnosci,
nauke i rozum, oraz wszelkie mole
fzyczne i socyalne przymioty do
Jego dyspozycyi. Wszelki wyzszy
urzad, jake to: urzad wyzszego
sekretarza przy ministerstwie kultu
i oswiecenia; a wreszcie zadowolni-
1oby mnie e~wentualnie stanowisko
historyka swiata stanu, gdYz po-
siadam wszelkie jezyki, poczawszy
Cd hebraj skiego i s%anskrytu az
do gwary kaszubskiej W Winonie.
Dyrektorstwo muzeum narOdowego
lub archiwum tezby ME ubliza}o
mojej godnosci. Spodziewam sic,
re mole propozycye z uprzej mosciq
uwzglednione zostana.
Yours truly
DOCTOR OF AUSTRIA.
Duchowny g%ubernator W
Detroit, przeczytawszy te zu-
chwa}a ,,ucza}osG", ruszy} ra-
mionami, a ma pulchnej jego
twarzy zaigra} serdeczny
usmiech, ,Wiesz CO, P. Marc
Twain, m6wi do goscia, pre-
czytaj te zuchwa}a austryacka
blage i odpisz mu pc twojcmu
W mojem imieniu. Lecz wprz6d
ola fantazyi palnij sobie
,,cock tail" i zakurz jedno z
,,three for quarter. ia ME
nam czasu; czytam w}asnie W
originate greckim ,Republike
Platona"
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-08-02

potem wypchanych stawia W Pa
nopticum W Berlinie, lub W muzeum
W Wiedniu.
Go sic tyczy 5ego kompetowa-
MIA @ urzad W ministerstwie kultury,
(musze BOWEN nadmieniG, re s5owa:
ministerstwo kultu, musza bye ja-
kims ,,lapsus calami" - pisowni =
gdyz u mas do tych wyraz6w ME
dorobiono jeszczze pojecia; by}em
zatem zmuszony zrobiG poprawke.
Jedynym BOWEN u mas kultem
jest ,,kult dolara', = kt6ry, jak
wiadomo, pieeknie sic rozwijaikwit-
ME bez ministeryalnej text.
Do posady PREY ministerstwie
kultury, to zdaje sig, re ME posia-
dasz pan uzdolnienia i wypr6bowa-
nej praktyki. Welding zdania p.
g%ubernatora %posiadasz pan pewna
bieg4os6 W zaciaganiu ~pozyczek,
konwertowaniu gulden6w papiero-
wych ma nasze dolary i vice-versa
= atoli nasze miliardowe obroty
ME ola pahskiej jeszcze g}owy.
Dyplom pahski IA austryackie-
go doktora, lubo cokolwiek podei-
rzany, gdyz tylko ma papierze a ME
ma oslej sk6rze, ME zaszkodzi to
panu, jezeli go pan bedziesz chowa}
jake pamiatke pc s%traconym nA dar-
mo czasie.
Wiec, jak juz wspomnia{em do
ministerstwa kultury pan sic mi ME
nadajesz, DO ME wien, cry pan
bieg}ym jestes W teoryi i praktyce
W wyrzucaniu gnoju z %stajni, W
karmieniu nierogacizny W dojeniu
kr6w, Guys pan pr6bowa} prak-
tycznie siaG, kosiG i m16cic zboze, a
ME pr6zn2 s1ome.
Posady historyografa nie mann
wcale do rozdania, Wiadomo bo-
wien, re history powszechnej laden
rozumny cz1owiek nigdy ME czyta;
DO pc &C mu tam wiadomosG. jak sic
pred wiekami europejscy barba-
rzyicy "a }by darli,
Co do lokalnej i biezacej histo-
ryi %naszej wspania}ej rzeczypospoli-
tel, to ola 'Ajryszdw i Yankes6w
wystarczy uczony Puck, ola Mem
COW ARIzoNA-KICKER, a ola Pola-
k6w prawie kazda polska gazeta,
gdyz wszystkie, z ma}ym wy;atkiem,
redagowane SO zwielka znajomosci2
polityki, ~pieknym i klasycznym je-
zykiem it'd. Radze sic udaG pc zaje-
Gle do naszego przyjaciela Buszla,
w}asciciela znakomitego austryackie-
so PoLAKA w AMERYCE, do redakcyi
ZGoDY, JUTRzENKI, a nareszcie do
N1EDz1EL1 W Detroit. Tam bys sic
pan poduczy] u mojego ,,maj stra do
wszystkiego'', gnoju wyrzucaG j
astronomii i buty czyscici foto-
graft, drzewo rabac homeopathy it'd.
Prawda, les pan kiedys pisywa}
artyku}y do bylego WIARUsA i
podpisywaf je doktorem - atoli
AR1zoNA-K1cKER udowodni}, re tie
same artykuFy pisaf niegdys iakis
austryacki ksiadz Golian. Plagiat
zawsze obniza akcye ,,uczaIych''
MEOW.
Dalej radzi}bym panu kompe-
towac 0 posade PREY jakims DIME
MUSEUM, lub cyrku. Sauna ciekawosc
widzenia talk swiat}ego austryackie-
go doktora napedzi sporo D1M6w
do kasy. Porozumiej sig pan z ma
stepca mojego przyjaciela Barnuma.
Tam bedziesz mia} szerokie pole
do rozwiniecia swoich doktorskich
talent6w.
Jezeli zas, zmierziwszy sobie
monarchiczne rzady, cheese ko-
niecznie kosztowac republikahskich
rozkoszy i z czasem zbierac tn stale
laury, radze panu, pomimo jego
dyplomu precise tn j%eszcze kurs
recznej Industry, np.kurs czyszcze-
MA but6w, karmienia nierogacizny,
doienia kr6w, kucia.zelaza it'd. Wtedy
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-08-02

Te sama karykature, o kt6-
rel pisalismy, przys}ano i
Milwaukee do Poznanla ks.
Kan. Dr.. KuboWiczoWi / ks.
Przybylskiemu Cd Bozego
Gala. TIE karykatury robia tn
to wrazenie, ze W Milwaukee
Jest pewien %egzemplarz os}a
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-19
Retrothal of the Duke and Princess.

The official announcement of the be-
trothal of the Duke of York, the ulti-
mate heir to the throne, TO the Princess
May of Teck will be received throughout
the country with subdued approval.
The young couple are, it is said, sincerely
attached to each other, and we heartily
hope the statement, in itself probable
enough, is actually true, for the English
idea in that respect, though no doubt
born of sentiment, has behind it a solid
basis of reason.
A prince or princess must occasionally
submit to reasons Of state, bat neverthe-
less king without wife he cares about
is very unhappy kind of being. He
rarely comes in contact with other close
relatives, who are usually married away
all over the world. He can have no male
intimate friends--the difference of grade
being too violent, and the deep suspi-
ciousness of royalty us to the motive of
courtiers' attachment being too incura-
ble-and if he has female friends there
is sure to be scandal. A well behaved,
honest court is the best security here for
the throne, as we have seen all through
Queen Victoria's reign, and the best
guarantee for that-the only guarantee
indeed which works-is that the queen
shall be the kings closest friend.-Lon-
don Spectator.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-19

An old man rode up to the door OF a
Cumberland county postoffice on gig.
AS soon as the postmaster spied the Wis.
itor he tore around behind the little case
of boxes, grabbed letter and a paper
and darted out Of doors at the same high
rate of speed.
Heres your mail, Mr.. Smith. Little
rainy. isn't itf Hope your grounds look
ing we'll" ETC.. until the old man tucked
his mail under his leg and drove away.
The postmaster saw fit TO explain a
little when he came back. That's one
of the old seed Democrats Of this town,
and"-with a burst of confidence-''it
always pays to be polite to them kind. !
don't know as it will amount to any
thing, but it don't cost a cent, and, /" con
tinued this rural diplomat. with a wan
smile, there amt any signs of new
postmaster being appointed yet" All Of
which indicated the state of suspense Of
the fourth class postmasters in this de
voted country.-Lewiston journal.