The Lake Charles echo., 1894-08-24
All Sorts.


liam Goat-"She looks fat, know; but
that is only the hoopskirt She ate year
ago"
POmpano-''Iwo hundred dollars. sir.
for that horse, and it cost me thous-
and" Bottcrwicl lsuspicieusly ly)-'Gsu't
that an unusual reduction :" rompano
(frankly-''Yes it is But horau away
and killed my wife, and have no further
use for him."-LUe,
An editor recently wrote ballroom
puff saying: "HcF dainty feet were ell
cas+d i'll shoes that might be taken for
fIiry boots, " butthc laundering types
made it read; ''IIer dirty feet were en-
cased in shoes that might be taken for
ferry boats. Suspension Brjdgc JOmHal.
He-"Your husband is abroad. am
told?" She (stockbroker's wifoJ-'Yes;
he's travelling i'll South America" He
''Oh, indeed! And do yOU expect him
home shortly" She-''WelI, I can't en-
actly tell. You see, these extradition ar
rangements take mp such a lot Of time"
Half Holiday.
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the mother. ~ had hoped you would do
something original, Every young woman
writes uoveIettes now" ..But mamma
If has hero in if and his uame is mot
Jack"'-IndianapoliS JouHaI.
For momept tberr was AN av,rn1 g.
lepcn betweep them ..Tbis is final
you will not marry me-" he said, at last.
with forced calmpess. ''No, will not, ="
she replied, firmly. lie drew glittering
revolver from his pocket, gazed at ii one
moment and then went around the cor
ner and hung it mp for driull-1otrn
Topics.
An uufnrtnpatc tyuo,,ra nhicol orror oc-
curing at the last moment and unde-
tected until the paper had gone to press,
made Il headline in the Times yesterday
declare that "Overton Thrashod His
OF ''l' story tIla' the 1'"'e' had lhIenue"
10 say th't' MF, "V"ftoh "trnsFed ms
"iIe' 0ueil error" are perhaps hha'oIn-
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IL eo71S more To be Pfou" Than 1t does
w ''','''' 0'''' ''''" '''' IT,
mere goes " man tilat Keeps HIS
WORT II" "oeS' eS' Il" one else
Will 'aNe IT, --'i''""'" 'o"''''"''""'
MOI Literary y'-i'0oAsoh-'liaN" Ho"
[en" a |"S'lE Fro"k' foofley-'Nq'
i We ooh" II SoS married '--DeirO" TFe"
4Fas''
Inc NC" l"rlor Mald--' Miss Alien
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f'fSC stranger - SLOW isn't II =
second strahsef-''AeS' very Let's go
home" FIRST Stranger-'I can't. Im
'S ''''' ''''"v'i''''' u '''1''''''
Ffoii1fo"--''"hy DO Son refer to Far
Ger us one oi Tue EllzaDethan dramAtlstsr'
stager--'oh' he hTeSoNer IN New Jersey,
you khow."-H0rte@ L0c'
Furious Old Gentleman ITO new Scotch
footman)-'Do you take me for fool,
SIR" footman-""eel' sir, I'm no lang
here. and dinna ken yst."-1tt-bits.
"Do you take this man for better or
for worsei" asked the minister. II can't
tell until have had him little while, y
returned the bride.--Spa,4 Moments.
'Ah," he unused in eestaey, -''there is
nothing more soothing to the luman
mind than the sublime notes Of InelodyP'
"How 'bout bank hottest" asked sordid
observation-disclosures Constitution.
The National .CoIors. -;Teaeber -
tswhat are our national coIorsgn scholar
tired, white and hlue.n Teacher
ffRight; now give us an example,
Scholar - 'tPolser chips" Detroit Free
Press.
.sBnt do rou understand mnsic wall
snonrb 10 report th,a ooneort n 4 vag
that win interest narsons tbat care for
sncb tl,inms,p Ranoyfa,-..,s,gep 4 tl,i,lr
notes for D week. .n--I1ttei- Ocean.
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