The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-11-06
oREGoN NorEs.

The cider mills throughout the stat,
are running night and day.
To keep the women quiet they organ,
lied lodge Of the degree Of Rebelsah
at Sheridan last week.
An undertaken from Nebraska is
moving his family and household goods
toward Oregon in hearse.
Apples are SO plentiful about Glencoe
as to make apple sauce luxury that
may be found even on the breakfast
table.
The Turk crowd of Portland, seem TO
be furnishing their sailors with mat
tresses that are stuffed with the straw
that broke the camel's back.
A Mr.. Pepper the temperance lee
turer. who is sprinkling his temper
ance condiments over Southern Ore
gon, is said to be hot stuff"
Men who declared that New York
would go Democratic by 10000 major
ity were permitted to roam at large on
the streets of Portland all last week
The Portland swells who enjoyed the
honeyed sweets of Long Beach last
summer ARE now wondering where
lheir winter overcoats are to come
from.
Jacksonville is talking of turning the
wheel of time back several years and
letting the inhabitants glide joyfullv
into the mad debauch of a skating
rink season.
A Portland sport who wants to bet
a thousand dollars on Hill is rapldlv
approaching the crossroads where the
fool and his money get divorce with
out alimony.
II there's an odor of arnica in the
parlor after a Forest Grove young
iady's company has gone home. one
can easily guess that he belonged to
the football team.
A Mr.. Ray who cast his beam of SIN.
shine about Dallas by advancing con-
siderable money for hop picking. is
visiting that section looking for fur
ther investments.
Pendleton society is to be reeaIed
this winter by new. drug clerk who
wears white shirts and will ioin the
round dance crowd against the rail-
road crowd who kick for quadrilles.
Forest Grove, the great croquet and
literary center claims 1t has a football
team that can beat any other club
that ever tucked its trousers in us
socks and wore horse blanket sweaters
Baker City can brag about her can .
tata, THE Ivy Queen" all she will.
but Hillsboro has genuine professor.
come down from Portland to deliver :
lectures on Shakespeare to her Chau- :
tauqua Society. /
The rich are getting richer and the
poor poorer" is illustrated by J. A. v
Buford, who, having been blacksmith Of S
Centeville for the past thirty years,
1as packed up and moved his business
% Portland. h
A burglar broke into the general store I
If S. o. Young at Beaverton and car h
led away over $500 worth of shoes n
Ind cutlery. Also some homemade
'ies that are liable to make a wound =
which may lead to his discovery.
What trouble some of the teachers of e
he Washington County teachers in Fl
titute could raise If they look after 81
heir names. The following are
mong those published-Kane, swipe
md He'll.
In burst of pride the Wasco News re-
states "that General Compson and s
'aptain Butterfeld arrived in WascoI Y
nd inspected Company A, o. N. G.. b,
nd that the inspection passed off with fc
ut hitch. IL
The comparative social standing of tr
ny Oregon town is reckoned by the
lumber Of invitations to the swell
'ortland to-do's the town can show.
lbany, for instance, had three to Sa- 81
EMS one, for the Second Monthly hop to
t the Portland last week. q. s'
Old Mr.. Satin will have to hustle for in
usiness up at Wasco this week as se
lder Taylor has camped there and is A
oiding series of meetings. A sweet m
niger named McCauley, according to IL
le Wasco News, is to sing eighty min
tes before the hour of preaching ev-
~ evening.
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