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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
FArE's SLOT maCHlNE.

Think not Fate's iutti frutti without
price can be bought; think not the
smiles of beauty will always come UNI
sought. Fate's slot machine stands
open, and any man OF thought we'll
KNOWS he must walk up and thrust a
nickel in the Slot.
You're always in pickle. and always
good for nought. unless you have a
nickel to pacify the slot; you wish re-
nown or richeS-what other mau have
got-get up and skip aud deity slip a
nickel in the slot.
Fate's slot machine stands waiting:
to you it cannot go. but for our com-
pensating twill give you quid for QUO.
See, there it stands impassiye and move
less in one sput-but all. you rogue
twill disem5owei for nickel in the
slot.
Luck's caranels and candy are in the
slot machine. Fate's macarOous are
handy if You are not too green You
wish the fast express train to Fortunes
faireSt spot. Approach the wicket and
drop your ticket "A nickel in the SLOT.
You say that Fortunes tickle, this
talk of mine is rot" but have you
dropped your nickel, your nickel in her
Slot? On StricteSt business principles
her great designs are wrought; It's my
advice to pay her price-a nickel in the
slot.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
SPRING IS At HAND.
81 MaTic CONDITIONS ARE WOW A0ST
FAVOR ABLE.
TuO WEEKS MORE.
rhe So Rate Will Positively BE
Withdrawn After April Both
Take Advantages OF 1t Now.

rake -AuYlnt9yS OF 1t NOW.
The most favorable season of theIyear'
for the successful treat ment of catarrh
is the early spring and summer. Nature
then as sists the progress of The patient.
withholdS injurious influences and aft
fords a fair opportunity for a complete
ecOver-. -
The time to take treatment forh any
cat rrlai diff .uiiy is now. Now climatic
ronii i,ns are favorable for complete
cure. and the result of two or. ttiree
months will exceed that o. nine months
Of treatment continued through, the
severe winter seasons. Time and again
we have advised patients in desperate
stages of catarrhal trouble to wait until
the spring ami summer before taking
treatment. Time and again we have
u.ged the necessity of taking treatment
while the weather was favorable TO a
cure.
Year after year, as winter brings colds and
sore throats and you fear pneumonia and
consum ption, you hurry to a doctor. You
manage to struggle through the winter,
grumbiiag about the doctors bills and blam-
ing him for not having cured yoa. You
never stop to think, though. that he has been
fortunate in keeping You alive or how you
have made him work during the long, dresry
months against tremendous odds.
No! You forget all about that. and now
that spring time is here you neglect your case
entirely. and wait for the weari some aud
discouraglng results of another winter. Two
orthree months treatment now. worth triple
that amount in winter, will probably make
You sound and we'll. aud leave yoa so that
neither grippe. pneumonia nor consumption
Will have any terrors tor you when next
winter commences
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
THE DOG DETECTIVE.
Suspected the Assniiant and Final
Iy Secured His Conviction.

Suspected the Assniiant and Final
ly Secured His Conviction.
Exchange.
In one of the farmhouses of a pros
D ,rous New England town there lived
at the time of this story the far mer
and his wife, their daughter. and
small but intelligent dog. One day the
girl was left alone in the house when
a rought looking tramp appeared at the
door. His appearance clearly indicated
that 1t was not food that he was after;
and when the girl opened the door the
man sprang into the room. roughly
pushing the girl aside The farmers
daughter knew there was large sum
of money i'll the house, and she resolved
10 protect her rather from loss at the
peril of her life.
A lively tussle between the strong
country girl and the tramp then enSued,
which was interrupted by the entrance
of the dog. The little animal could not
help in any other way than by barking,
but he made such noise that the
intruder caught him and shut him p
in closet. Before he could renew his
attack upon the girl she had aroused
the neighborS by her screams. and the
tramp escaped without being caught.
The gill was much injured by the
thief'S brutality, and it was many weeks
before she recovered from her injuries.
LII the meantime no trace had been
found of her aSSaIant. When the hay.
ing season opened the farmer want ed
hired man, and engaged stranger
that came 10 the house anu applied for
work. The new man boarded with the
family and made fir lends with every
body except the dog, who had taken
great dislike to him ever since he
entered the house. The dog would be-
come almost frantic whenever he saw
the hired man around. The dogs con.
tinued strange actions finally aroused
suspicion. and the farmer suggested to
his wife that perhaps the new man was
the tramp who several months ago had
entered the house.
Finally, his hired man was arrested
for petty crime and lodged in the
county Jail to await his trial. The
former then resolved to test his sus-
picions; and he visited the Jail, and,
accompanied by his dog, entered the
prison at the right of the prisoners cell.
The dog became nearly frantic with
rage. and, had he been larger, would
have turn the man to pieces. The
farmer then accused the man of rob-
berry, and he made full confession.
He was Immediately taken before a
magistrate, and sentenced by the court
to long term Of years in the state
prison. The faithful dog had secured
hi S conviction.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
LATEST THING IN A CAPE.
MEDE OF LiQUoRicE-cei09ED SSTIk
WIN M0.Rs FRONTS.



Moire, Cut in Irregular Points
Which DO Not Reach Below
the Waist-A Couple OF Pretty
Garments Illustrated.
Special Correspondence of the Glooe.
NEW York. April 13.-LaSt year all
attempt was made to bring IN the iichu.
but it was not very successful. 1t came
Ill certainly, but only few appeared, anu
those principally Oil the stage. where
the more daring of the dressmakerS and
tailOrS creations make their trial APP
pearance. However. nothing is re-
suScltated from the past just as it was.
Tie ficiiu has passed through many ana
great changes since it first came out, and
this spring IL has come lii sucn d tor.i,
that think l Should cali it u cane, anu
that is What Rcdfern Calls II. Iiie ont
that impressed ms ihoSt at the great
tailur's this Week was a liquorice-
coiored satin, With long irOirs fronts OI
the same color.
Deep box pieats formed the cape
itself, while d shaped liUunce covered
the shoulders. the whole thing Was
very low i'll the neck and also very
much opened i'll front. Some exquisite
white guipnre Was placed ike ii
Charles Tie First collar over this
hounce, anu tile long muire ends We. 9
fastened TO tho cape with rosettes ant,
Loosely TIED, falling almost 10 The feet.
Inside THIS luw-IecKed cape little
coliareIte OF the same material was
worn which was adjustable. '1his
could be left Off i'll the case OF evening
dress.
Lace is a decided feature of all the
capes; The more Str!klug the pattern Is
against the color of tire cape, the more
il Is III the height Of The style.
The fashionable thing Is to have d
cape 0f Diack MORE cut i'll lrregu lar
points which uO not reach below The
waist. anu nave white lace OF the i'll
sertIOn kind about six lueueS Wide
Tie edge of the cape. All have collars
Of Fauutl. roy style Oh them.
A palmer style Ut cape which Red
fern Is bringing out is ii SiraW-cOlOreG
smooth cjotii with a circular over
cape ana a pointed under che. both
Smartly lined with brightest OF bright
red silk.
Accordion pieated capes are another
novelty, but lileSe last are the glddieSt
triiies and only suitable to be worn at
lie opera.
AS The season gets little more adj
yabced the fashionable woman will take
courage to lay aside her coat, which she
has SO far fvunu quite Indispensable,
and take To the skirts worn with very
smart silk waists. with cape made to
match the skirts. These make very
SMART and exceptionally chic costumes.
Such charming Innings can be in
dulged i'll i'll cape, and there is no fear
that these will not DE seen in the dainty
Hy-aWay little garment.
kedfern has always made Innings a
specially. aud this spring such rainbow
tIntS, such novel designs and such soft
and dainty textures as have never been
seen before, are being discovered on his
snow room tables by the society DANES
who worship his name.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
sErH's LUBRICATED BOOTS.

I'll grease my boots
Though daughter Sue
She tells me it will never do.
know you've gotter put on lie
Unless pair o. boots will Spite
But if '-mingle with the throng,"
She says. Among the high bong tong"
The crowd that wears them bob-.ailed suits
Twill never do to grease my boots;
vulgar habit that l must
Tear uo completely by the roots.
An shine my boots aa' look august
I'll grease my boots.
I'll grease ny boots.
The bong tong gang
That Sue goes roun' among may hang.
I'll never let goo leather spite
Just for the lack of linseed lie:
An so i'll every soshul fate
Them boots of mine shall cirkerlate.
An l am free to say m proud
or good creased boots in any crowd.
l say them boots looks we'll enough
To waltz among ;he bob-tailed scots,
An I'm spank high-ton ul' duff
I'll grease my boots.
I'll grease my boots,
You can't fool me
With this ere blackin' filagree.
You see that hands Jme number 'levcn?-
Best boot you II fin this side 'er heaven;l
An L would druIher 60 an pawn 'em
Than nut that piZen blackIn' on 'em.
w ell sues reception comes I've got
10 grease EN- All make my debut
For boots well creased is good for balls,
Teas. parties-any kin err toots-
Receptions, soshu!s. dancin' halls
I'll grease my boots.
I'll grease my boots
An then I'll go
To Sues reception. an I'll show
To evry single dood that's there
How my creased boots with his compare
An Iii pint out to ev'ry ore
Jest how the greasin' should be done:
An show EN- wat dern fools they be
That they don't grease their boots like me-
I'll spen the evenin' SO. wow,
Go roun among the bob-taied scots
To all the doods an tell 'em how
10 grease their boots.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
UNCLE PETERS TOUR.

"Uncle Peter, understand you have
been across the continent"
"Yaas."
"Well. what did you see?"
'Didn' see nothin', tall"
didn't YOU see anything new In all
your trip"
son, Bill, is a littery Teller. an hes
made purity snug pile by sellin' wife
paper with wrItin' Oh it to newspapers.
WAL. he made his money SO easy-jest
get pile er wife paper fer a dollar.
an then put writin' on it am then sell
it fer tiousan' dollars-he made
money so easy. Yer see, he was bOun' to
spend it the same way. So he SEE to
me:
"'Father.' seq he, Pm goin' to take
We across the country. an pay yer ex.
peiises, am show yer all the sights.'"
"Well. did he show 'em to you?"
Nov. Bill did eZ Wells he could; but
there warn't nOihin to slow. First we
we've heerd so much about, an Bill
seq:
Father, amt them grand?'
Il don't see n0lhin' but er pile er
1irt and stones heaped I'D together
iez l. They jest Spite the land fer
!rasS; an We git stones and dirt enough
10 home
"Waal, we rid long in the train, an
Bill KEEP a-talkln' bout the beautiful
scenery all the time. WAL, guess he's
writ so much for the papers he's got
kinder crazy. l cOuldn' see no scenery.
Nothing there. iiey?"
jest grass growiE'. the way 1t Grows
In my fieP, an once in while river.
witch amt nothin' but a big brock; an
once in while a lake. witch amt moth
in but a big puddle jest made out er
common water. that's all. Jest The same
OF thing see to home ey'ry day. Didn'
mount to nothin'."
See Niagara"
"Yaas. Folks lie like blazes bout
Niagary. There jest amt nothin' to it.
Bill seq to me: Father, amt this ma
jestic?'
'''Don"t see nothin'.' seq l. but jest er
mess er water failin' over rock. There's
nothin to hender its fallin', an don't
see wat there is to be 'spriZed about.
Folks act like fools about it. It's jest
like turnin' tea FROM yer cup into yer
sasser. Water'll fall off a rock at home
jest the same as twill here. Same OF
thing seq ~
''See the Pacific oc. an?"
"YaaS. Tain't nothin'. Jest er mess
er common water kinder sloshin'
roun'''
Pretty large, isn't it?'
"YaaS, but there amt no place to put
a sawmill on it. way they do to WAITS
Pond on Blarconi's Cross Roads,"
But it's pretty large, thought"
"Yaas. too large. Oughter be dreened
OFF an not take up SO much land that
might be planted with fodder cora"
stHOW did fSili like jl2',
"Oh. Bill acted like fool. See how
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
RAINY LAKE CITY,
Gold /.
Gold !!

Gold! Coli! Gold !!
On opening of navigation the Cana
dian Pacific Railway will open their di-
rect route from St. Paul, Minneapolis
and Duluth to Rainy Lake City via Rat
Portage and the Lake of the Woods
steamers. Wait for the opening and
take the direct line. Steamer "Dixon"
will leave Duluth every Sunday,
Wednesday. Friday, at 10 a. m. for Port
Arthur, making direct connection with
Canadian Pacific Railway train for Rat
Portage. and daily trains leave st. Paul
and Minneapolis via Winnipeg for Rat
Portage, and steamers will leave Rat
Portage for Rainy Lake City direct.
For further information please. COM
municate with ROBERT KERR,
General Passenger Agent.
Winnipeg, Manitoba.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
TWO POINTS OF VIEW.
BEFORE HE ASKS HER.

ii
The sky's not high enough for him,
He likes to swell and loom;
He goes out underneath the stars
And shouts: More room. More room!
He thinks the sun is hung too low
To dodge his waving crest:
There is no room tD swing his arms
Betwixt the East and West.
And when he walks the lodging stars
From his high head retreat;
And when he strides the spinning world
He whirls beneath his feet.
He deems that when he quits this life
And leaves his earthly place,
He'll leave an emptiness IN time,
A vacuum in space.
AFTER he ASKS HER.
Within a nutshell he can curl
And trOt round fast and nmble,
On horseback, with II silk hat OH,
Beneath lady S !himhle.
Meath an inverted tea-cup he
Could take his humble place,
And deem he stood beneath the dome
OF amplitudeS OF space.
To him the lowiy toad-stool's roof
Is higher than the sky;
Between watch case and the dial
Contented he could lie.
Beneath a wine glass he would have
UnmeaSUred space 10 grow
For he has been and asked Lucille
And she has answered. No"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

marked the other day, .sbut would not like
to have my name in the papers" Let it be
stated that the Copeland physicians never
published name or statement without the
they publish hundredth part of tine testi-
monials, letters and statements received by
them from grateful patients. AS observed.
the statements given are entirely voluntary
aud are given by the patients for publication.
The Copeland physicians would never pub-
fish the most emphatic testimonials unless
the patient giving it understood it was 10 be
printed aud gave willing consent
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

gorjously the settin' sum- he seq, sinks
into the Western wavep
"'lts kind Of habit the sun heZ,'
seq l. The sun poOty gener'ly sets to
home long about sunset. Let her
set.'''
ibid you see New York OIL your way
home?"
WAL. l dummy aas-lemme see
yaas; l presume l did"
''See anything ihere?"
Nav, nothia' there. Houses an
folks rnnnn' out an into 'emi. Lots or
groun' wasted for buildin's that might
he planted with Eaters. Mess or houses
an Hen an bosses there. that's all. jest
like PoKumvllie. Same OF thing"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
PUBLISHING NAMES.

A word of remark may not be out of place
regarding the publishing of the names of pa.
tients treated and cured. While such pub
lication is made each week in the daily pa
pers and the names and addresses OF the pa-
tiepts given. SO that the statement can be
easily verified and substantiated by any one.
1t should be said that all such statements are
entirely voluntary.
~ should ike to be treated" a lady re-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
Hunting Its Hidden Beauties

1'imid Young Author-Haven't you
read my poem too hastily? i am sure.
sir. it has some good features about il
that you would see OH a more careful
reading.
Editor with sudden suspiclon)-You
are not trying to work OF all acrostic
on us, are you, mISsp
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
SHORT STATEMENTS,

W. s. SCOTT. ESQ, we'll known citi-
zen who has resided in ST. Paul for eight
years. formerly of psi Nelson avenue. now at
1919 Fourteenth street. says: Il have been
treated by the Copeland physicians for very
severe case of bronchial calarrh that was so
bad could only walk q short distance be-
fore having to rest to get my breath. $50
had severe cough in the morning. After
one months treatment with these physicians
l take long walks without any trouble what
ever, and my cough is nearly gone. gladly
recommend the Copeland physicians to Ihosa
suffering as was.'' ts3 ~
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
This walking gown OF dark blue cloth

This walking gown of dark blue cloth
is capital thing for mid season wear.
The vest is diagonally braided and is
made of thick cItron colored cloth with
copper braids on il. The outer coat is
banded in over the long vest. The coat
is bound with copper braid. The skirt
is braided over all in a diagonal style to
match the vest. Copper buttons are
worn On the coat.
LIE BARON DE FREMONT.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
SHE HAS Answered mo. y
4 coURTsHiP FROM TW0 POINTS OF
VIEW
THE TOUR OF UNCLE PETER.

He Didn't See Anything Very Sur.
prising About Niagara Falls
Amusing Yarn About Creased
Roots-Rhythmic Prose Used
Upon the .the.Slot
Machine With Deadly Effect.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

MR.. w e. ADAMS, with Messrs. C.
Gotzian g. Co., of this city, says: 1.-The Cope
trouble after other physicians failed Learn,
not recommend these physicians too highly"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
COPELAND MEDICAL INSTITUTE,
Pioneer Press Building. St. Paul.
W. IL Copeland. M. D. and H. NJ. Hunt, MD.
Specialiies:-
Catarrhal Diseases,
Skin Diseases.
Nervous Diseases,
Nervous Diseases,
SALTWATER NEWS.

Office Hours-l0 a. M to l2 M. to p. M,
z TO s p. ~; Sundays. a. m. to II IN.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15
TREATMENT BY MAIL.

symptom blank Free diagnosis will be
given.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

This cape of cyclamen colored cloth,
with black MORE cape and revers, gives
glimpse of lovely lining which con
trasts with and vet matches the rest Of
the costume. The lining is all olive
green ground with beautiful naturally
shaded cyclalnen scattered over it at in
tervals, quite poetical lining and one
that is worth showing. The buttons are
pink enamel ones, edged with jet. The
cape is hung on the shoulders and re-
vealS the arms. The revers are lined
with the same dainty lining.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

One thing should be clearly and dis
tinctly stated at this time. This is pos
itiveiy and unequiyOcally the last month
of the IS treatment. Patients who de-
sire to take treatment under this offer
must avail themselves OF it at once
There will be no further extension in
time. The Copeland physicians sought
to give all an opportunity of availing
themselves of this merely nominal rate.
They have extended the time. and April
is the last month in which the offer
holds good. All patients being under
treatment or placing themselves under
treatment before May will be treated
at the rate of IS month until cured.
The cure Of catarrh requires-first, a
patient who has Judgment, common
sense and patience TO place himself un-
der regular systematic and scientific
course of treatment; second, physl-
clan who understands the treatment Of
the disease, has SPECIAL skill. special
experience, special apparatus, special
remedies, and gives special Gale and
attention to this disease-vho is, in
fact, a genuine specialist. The popular
impression that catarrh is incurable
comes from the fact that it has only
been within recent years that skillful
physicians gave their whole time and
attention to this disease. 1t requires
both local treatment and constitutional
remedies. Patent medicines never did
and never will cure it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

sNN sxT ~ za
MR.. GEORGE SHEPHERD, we'll known
st. Paul citizen. says: 1.-The Copeland ply
sicians did wonders for me-" end 10
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

MR.. CHAs. BEVAN, of 81 York stree, st.
Paul, says he suffered terribly with catarrh
and was cured by the Copeland physicians
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

We want it-yonr moving-5o cents to
81. 90 per hour. Best work. Kent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

The horrors of nasal catarrh are Illus
trated i'm the case of Mr.. Cornelius
Lynch respected citizen of Saltwater.
Mimi. There are thousands OF sl,nilag
cases due to tine growth of pojypi tuynors,
When eatarrh of the head is left UNI
checked it frequently ends in the f6rma.
ton of tumors In the nose and back
part of the throat. These tumors are
called poiypi, because they under the old
system of doctoring reSembled the myth
ological PolypuS. which Oh having its
head cut Off Immediately grew another
head. These tumOrs accompany asthma
and hay fever. but result originally
from catarrh. They fill the nasal cavity
so full that they often cause the y,sides
of the nose TO bulge out. When p9lypi
aft ect the nose there is difficulty in
breathing through it. In some in
stances no air can be drawn through the
nose at alt; in others they hang dewn
back of the palate and cause tickling
and constant desire to clear the throat.
Mr.. Lynch says:
MY trouble began about four years ago
and became SO bad could not breathe
through my nose. my head felt duh and
heavy, my throat was stopped UP ana full of
pleghm in the morning, my stomach be-
came affected, there was belching of gas and
raising of mucus from the stomach. had
pain across my nose and had a tired feeling
all the time. was more tired in the morn
ing than when l retired at night.
My present condition. after short
course of treatment with the Copeland
Physicians. is this: l breathe freely through
my nose. am well of my stomach trouble
land Specialists removed from my nose sew
eral polipI i'll a s1illfui n amer. l have no
hesitation in recommending these specialists
to those suffering as did"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-04-15

Altoona, Wis, March 4, 1894 The Cope
land Observation-Disclosures: 1t is with q
heart full of gratitude that write this letter.
After long suffering l have found physi-
clans that have almost entirely cured me. /
am now in good health. | like to fell my
friends of your wonderful cure have not
only gained in health. but in weight also.
recommend your wonderful cure to the
afflicted. Nav God bless you and help YOU
to prosper as you deserve to. Your grateful
patient
[Signedl Miss BLANCHE WALLACE,
Altoona Wis
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