davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1894-11-08
HERR MOST ON THE CzAR.

New York, Nov. 5.-Herr Most delivered
one of his characteristic speeches last
night at a meeting in the Adler theatre.
The object of the meeting, as announced,
was to express public thanksgiving for
the death of the late ear Alexander Ill.
Most's speech was in German. He said:
"Fricnd, | am trifle embarrassed to-
night. | do not know whether l should
thank God for the death of the car or to
give praise to the devil for it. There
ought to be hundreds of thousands of
meetings such as this in order that ade-
quate rejoicing might be shown, that such
II mOnstrous brute as Alexander Ill is
dead. Every person is in duty bound,
when we consider the ruin wrought by
czars to wish that they all We're dead. We
need not go to Russia for car either, so
we have them here just as WELL" j. Cor
don was even more radical than Most. He
said: Rise, Russians, and stamp out the
ROmanOffs. Down with them. They
ought to be killed like brutes."
Famous everywhere and tlawless al
ways is the reputation of DR.. Prices Bak-
ing Powder. 1t rules supreme.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1894-11-08
TENTH DISTRICT.

Hope-Crowley 90, Mcbride 121, Ro.
seminal II.
Sublime-Crowley u, Mcbride 112,
ROsenthal 6.
Sealy-San Felipe gives Crowley 1871
out of 1866
LaGrange-All returns in except Null.
berry, Wardaldek and HOwcreek. Crow
ley carries the county by 1O5 majority.
Returns from other boxes will not reduce
the majority.
Lcdbetter-For congress, Crowley
10, Mcbride 30, ROsenthal 3.
rrr,,,n Nroc,,r J,>- MIN, ,,y/,n
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1894-11-08

when mans single" he knows nc
thing of good housekeeping. When
he marries he learns all about this
wife uses DIR. Prices Baking Powder.
E$EHS ---
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1894-11-08
2AS HUTCHIsON,S DISTRICT.

are belieIel to Indicate Pendlt tons
election by III al majority.
~ HUTCHISON'S DISTRICT.
Standardization, Democrat. 80.
Harrisburg-Hu,chsson l+9. Bur-
roughs 4. u...,.
Democrat, 80; Burroughs, POpulist, 80;
Dunn, Republican, q go
Oakwoods-Hutcbeson 1l3, Bur-
roughs 1913. ,oo D,,
IS, Dunn SO
BONlIAM.
Bouham Tex, Nov. The Democrats
ms far ms voted are concerned are alright
I'm this county, but the POpulists hold most
Of their tail feathers. Majority for state
ana county nominees range from 800 to 40
The following is the result as falNas known:
Cnibcrson $40, Nugcnt 300; for congress,
Bal cy 2793, BrOwdcr 23l1. Many Clarke
sllpp0rtcrs scratched CulberSOn. Some
known 10 vote for NugCnt LavOnia, Monks
ton and Dodd, with about $500 votes to
hear from.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1894-11-08
FRANCE.

Paris, Nov. j.--The Temps says the
statements that the government has de-
cided to ask credits for Madagascar eX-
petition are altogether incorrect or pre-
mature. The government will await an
other dispatch from Lemeyer de Nillers
before taking the definite step for only
then can it be known whether or not a
rupture has taken place.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1894-11-08

Nothing adds more to the comforts of
home than constant use of Dr. Prices
Baking Powder.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1894-11-08

are b.lievei to Indicate Pendlt tons
election by III al majority.
The record-union., 1894-11-16
MILITARY MATTERS
Percentages of the Regiments in the
Fourth Brigade.

Percentages OF the Regiments in the
Fourth Brigade.
Orders have been issued from the Adj
jutant- Generals office announcing the
appointment OF Frank a. Duryea of
Company D, Second Infantry. at Auburn,
as Battalion Adjutant, and First Sergeant
John A. FREEDOM as First Lieutenant of
Company ID.
The attention of regimental surgeons is
called to paragraph IL. general orders,
Adjutant- General office, C. S. Reports
should be forwarded Immediately, as
claims against the State for injuries sus-
tanned in service cannot be reported to
the Legislature Tor adjustment.
All officers having charge of property
issued during the late strike are required
to make returns OF the same. Demands
for quarterly allowances will be withheld
until such returns are received.
Following are the figures of merit for
the organizations OF the Fourth Brigade
for the quarter ending Septem Der 3Oth ::
Second Regiment of Infantry. 20; Signal
Corps, SO; Light Battery b, 90.
Lieutenant q. w. McIver, United
States army, inspector and instructor of
the National Guard of California. will at
once proceed to investigate the condition
of Company c., Naval Battalion, San
Francisco. He will critically examine
all books and accounts. the discipline of
the command, the arms and equipments
for which the commanding officer of said
company is responsible, and report with
such recommendations as may be for the
best interest of the service and of the
State.
The following officers. retired.
detailed for duty in July last, are relieved
from further duty: Major and Surgeon
William Simpson, Captain j. b. Amer
man, Captain J. n. Pike, Lieutenant c.
c. Fisher, Captain William Denman,
University Cadets.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

A RRiVED THE CLAIRVOYANT OF
= clairvOyants and the only INDEPENDENT
siate-writing medium in the city that answers
scaled messages while in Il dead trance; ad-
vice on ali points OF business; tells who are
your friends and enemies il the one you love
Is true or false, or now 10 have success in the
direction you most desire; in tuct, tells you all
tings, 81; tests, So if successful, otherwise
free. Parlors o2O l. street, A. NJ to p NJ.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

1fo1 j STREET.-THE LET-MODDERN
- - cottage, rooms. Key $50 Eight
$500 nl3-6t<
The record-union., 1894-11-16
GENERAL NOTICES.

DENONAL NOTICE. WISH 70 IN
LII form my friends and patrons that have
changed my residence and place of business
to lilo Iwenty-hrst street, between X and L.
where l snail be pleased TO receive orders
when Will receive prompt attention Esti-
mates on work solicited. Please do not forget
the number and place. Yours very truly,
LEE HAYS,
The record-union., 1894-11-16
Final Account FiIad

Lewis E. Rose, administrator of the
estate of NJ. R. Rose, deceased, has filed
his final account in the County Clerks
Office. There now remains in the hands
OF the administrator cash amounting to
5000 70, property in this city valued at
81, 200, and personal property amounting
to So 020 10,
The record-union., 1894-11-16
MISCELLANEOUS.
A NEW MAN.

George S. Scally of 70 Nassau street, New
ioIA, says: "For years have been troubled
Win rheumatism and dyspepsia and came
10 the conclusion to try your pills. imrne-
ulately found great relief from their use
ieei IKE a new man since l commenced taking
lnen, ana would not now be without them.
Inc drowsy, sleepy feeling used to have has
entirely disappeared. The dyspepsia has left
me and my rheumatism is gone entirely 1
am a. saatlsneq II anyone SO afflicted viii give
Railways Pills trial they will surely cure
them, for believe it all comes from the sys-
tenn being out of order-the liver not doing its
work"
( "July 90 1892
The record-union., 1894-11-16

M ANTED To SELL OR EXCHANGE
w Tor sacramento city property-A fine D.
acre fruit ranch; = miles from san Jose III the
Glenn District; on line OF electric cars; all
planted To apricotS and pruneS tull bearing;
rents Tor $500 "a year; a gOOI man can clear
81, 500 annually; good residence, barns,
stables ana complete drying outfit Apply \.
l.. DREW, 4Uo j street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

H0QI STREET-SUITE OF HOUSE
OOo2 keeping rooms; also single room.
n12-6t
The record-union., 1894-11-16
The Nuttall-iSriors Sniff.

The suit of Chas. A. Nuttall against
Emma Ii. Briggs and others, for the fore
closure of a $4,000 mortgage on the de-
PENDANTS property, was i'll progress in
Department Two of the Superior Court
yesterday. The case was continued, after
the taking of testimony, until Decembe
LIST for further hearing,
The record-union., 1894-11-16

ZINE FRENCH ACCORDION PLEATING
l. at short notice; satisfaction guaranteed;
no electricity. Il. kUNIGk, 1915 l street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

WANTED PARTIES WHO HAVE FUR
w niSheQ houses to let during the Legs
lature 10 leave their street, numbers ana des-
scrlption OF houses with us. Already inquiry
from the southern part OF the State has come
TO US. EDWIN Il. ALSIP Il CO.. real estate
and insurance, 1918 Fourth street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

THE fashionable corrective ladies' tonic
is Angostura Bitters. the world renowned
tonic of j. G. B. Siegert q Sons. Ask
your druggist.
The record-union., 1894-11-16
What Will Do II 2

Medical writer's claim that the success
full remedy for nasal catarrh must be non
Irritating, easy of application, and one
that Will reach the remote sores and nj
cerated surfaces. The history of the eff
forts to treat catarrh is proof positive that
only one remedy has completely met
these conditions, and that is Ely's Cream
Balm. 1t has mastered catarrh as moth
ing else has ever done. Our druggists
keep it.
CORONADO WATER, McMorry sole agent.
Groceries and provisions, 531 NJ street. .
The record-union., 1894-11-16
Owed More Than They Had

Superior Judge Catlin has declared
Antoine Lieveira and John Quintal, doing
business as farmers, insolyent debtors.
The liabilities are 81, 0S2 80, and their as
SatS
The record-union., 1894-11-16
COLLECTIONS.
ACCOUNTANTS.

A CCOUNTANT-BOO EXAMINED. AID
N ju sted and kept; charges reasonable. J
SCOTT, IO09 Second street. between J and X.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

THE'Sunset Limited has all of the mod
ern elegances and comforts, solid yesti-
bule. brilliantly lighted by pintsch gas,
bathroom and barber shop.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

10 BARS GOOD LAUNDRY SOAP, csc;
III large bars Royal Savon, 25c; butter, zoe
pound; roll butter, % and 4Uc; best creamery,
soc: potatoes, G0c sack; best rolled OATS,
rolled wheat ana morning meal, &c pound.
BkESLlIY e SONS Boston Cash Market, $40
X street
The record-union., 1894-11-16

CTEAM BATHS OF TUSCAN SPRING
~ water given i'll Sacramento; bathrooms
up stairs IN old PoStoiflce Building corner
Fourth and X streets. room II. This cele-
brated water is also sold by the case or bottle
at reasonable rates at room ii, same build
ing. DR.. j. ii. SHIRLEY Il w. j. IA n \ b.
HILL, agents. Our best advertisement-the
patients whom we treat.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

T OST-A PAIR OF GOLD NOSE GLASSES
IL IN front OF the Mechanics Store. Return
To this Office and receive reward nlo-2ts
The record-union., 1894-11-16

1000 l. ST.-NICE COTTAGE ROOMS.
1or~% 80 per month. MILLS, agt.. sol J.
n1S-6t
The record-union., 1894-11-16

w ANTED-MR RICHMOND WISHES \
w situation 10 take care of horse OF al
most any KIND OF work. Leave word at this
Office. nOl0-St*
The record-union., 1894-11-16
MEETING NOTICES.

CPECIAL MEETING OF SACRA- a
y mento Lodge, No. 40, +. and A. NJ, IA
THIS friday EVENING at 1870 NIX
O'Clock. Third degree. Visiting breth- " y
rem cordially invited. By order of
j. w. BOYD, w. NJ.
JOHN T. GRIFFITTs, Secretary 1t
The record-union., 1894-11-16

NITANTED-TWENTY SCHOLARS. SPE-
W cial inducement for ten days 10 learn
dress anu cloak making; also. bastIng, sew
ing and finishing. Dresses, coats ana capeS
made TO order from 50 up. Fit guaranteed.
S06h j street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

EOUND-A BUCKSKIN MARE. OWNER
l. can have same by proving properly and
paying charges. 1910 street n15-3t%
The record-union., 1894-11-16

M ANrED-A GOOD SOLICITOR; TWO
w agents; chambe maid; waitress; six
girls, general housework. I-STnEET EN-
Pho MEN L OFFICE, O26 / street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

TAP WANTS SITUATION TO DO GEN
= eral houscworl, plain COOKING or dish
washing. IUShIMARU, T. y. Box So, sac
rdmentO. n 4-Gt*
The record-union., 1894-11-16

TRY McMorry's Teas. They are the
best in the market. 531 NJ street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

FURNISHED ROOMS TO RENT-NoRTH.
7 %est corner Twenty-tirst and o streets.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

FNHE BERKSHIRE. COR. SIXTH ANDL:
"A s J4sI opened; hrst-cass furnished rooms,
The record-union., 1894-11-16

M ANTED-MEN IN EVERY COUNTY
w 10 act as private detectives under in
structions; experience not necessary; partic-
ulars free. NATIONAL DETECTIVE BU-
REAU, indianapolis Ind.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

TO LETI,--TTWo-sTORY HOUSE, 6 ROOMS
STR ;tlt8 P't ms central location; rent, SIC.
@ -D--+1, osenti o j. n14-6t*
The record-union., 1894-11-16

lt1 e SEVENTH STREET-UPPER FLAT
1O1O OF three rooms; rent, $40.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

u EST TAMALES AT MRS. HERNANDEZ,
ID l112 Fourth street Mexican meals
cooked to ORDER; also, Mexican beans. Euchi-
ladies' served on Sunday.
The record-union., 1894-11-16
EDUCATIONAL.
BLACKsMITEs, ETC.

N CARMICH AEL, 1909 EIGHTH ST
~. offers special inducements on all WAGON
repair work. Remember, tor cash only: 25
per cent. saved. Call and see his method OF
setting tires Special attention given to
horseshoeing.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

MAY FLOWER AS A COMPLEXION
I'VE oeautiner stands unequaled. 1O22%
fltth street or GOgings' drug store.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

BACHELORS, WIDOWERS' AND 9TH
- ers mendng neatly and cheaply done at
1918 l street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16
PERSONALS.

GREPE PAPER-JUST RECEIVED, A
" tull line of the latest shades, MISS l..
SCHUBERT, lola Eighth street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

Accommodation FIRST-CIASS Frea
Bus TO and from hotel.
w. J. ELDER, Manager.
The record-union., 1894-11-16
TO LET OR RENT.

1.-TWO SMALL HOUSES WEEN
L Fourth and Fifth, Q and Il, 81 and S.
inquire KENT BROS, 1917 Fourth street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

WANTED IMMEDIATELY-A SUITE OF
w rooms and board Tor man and vile; To-
cation, NJ to l. Fifth to Tenth. Address NJ. j.,
this Office.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

700 EIGHTH STREET - FURNISHED
~ lower flat of four rooms. No children.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

no RENT-FOR ONE, THREE OR FIVE
A years, the weli-known White Rock ranch
near Folsom, Sacramento County; 600 acres.
soGo mouse, barn, milkhouse, chicken house
H. ~ acres grain land, balance pasture.
Hpt particulars call or address MRS. CHAP.
NAN, 2121 h street, Sacramento nl5-6t*
The record-union., 1894-11-16

ROARD AND ROOM, 81 rs TO So FER
- day. Meals, 30 cents.
The record-union., 1894-11-16
L0sT-FOUNp.

I OST-IN GOING FROM THIRTEENTH
il and f 10 Tenth and h Streets a black
cashmere shawl. Finder return to this Office
ana receive reward. nl5-3t<
The record-union., 1894-11-16

500 600 TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE
RHV.UUU N. L. DREW. 4O8 street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16
WANTED.

GOOD SMART BOY WANTED-14 OR 10
W years old. Address, in own hand, e.,
this ONCE. III 5-lW
The record-union., 1894-11-16

GONE AND EXAMINE QUALITY OF
~ tinted linen squares Ior stand covers, sofa
cushions, etc.; fast cOlOrS guaranteed; school
OF art needle work. Miss l.. SCHUBERT,
1O14 Eighth street.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

STATE HOUSE HOTEL
Corner Tenth aud X Sts., Sacramento.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

7 LAFFERTY, FORMERLY OF THE
- Central Stables, has removed TO his new
place, 1lO1 street. which viii be known as
Laiiertys stables. He will be pleased TO see
old friends and patrons
The record-union., 1894-11-16

LRED x DICk-NEW CHOP HOUSE.
L lO25 Fourth street. between j and X
The record-union., 1894-11-16

E1MPLOYMENT OFFICE-HELP OF ALL
Il kinds furnished on short notice: country
orders solicited. j. CkADDOCk,, S25 Sixth
street. n6-lOt
The record-union., 1894-11-16

DASTURAGE-STOC WANTED TO PAS
i turei geo acres Of tine alfalfa. Inquire OF
Brown BROS, Eleventh and X streets Sac.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

no LET AT 1913 G STREET A FIR
- iilsIeu tlat OF rooms; u very reasonable
4hqoI1e on premises. n12-1W*
The record-union., 1894-11-16
BoOKBINDEns.

HARPER'S PICTORIAL HISTORY OF
IL the War-Have them bound at e. w,
BREUN1NG'S, 319 j street. Sacramento.
h. able book binders in Sacramento, and
prices to suit the times.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

INFORMATION WANTED.-I WOULD
L like Information regarding the where
auouts OF my brother, ANTOINE GAMMA,
Anyone knowing his where aboutS will please
write or address JOHN GAMMA FOLSOM, CAL
The record-union., 1894-11-16

MONEY TO LOAN, IN SUMS TO SUIT,
w on city or country property; Also real es-
tate bought and sold by \. l.. DREW 4OS j.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

LIVERY MARRIED WOMAN SHOULD
II know that "SEGURO' is the greatest
boon to them ever discovered. All druggists.
Price, 81 80 and So per box. Every box
guaranteed. Send 2.cent stamp to WlLBUR'S
SAFETY PACKET COMPANY, 531 X street.
Sacramento, for private circular.
The record-union., 1894-11-16

II = TWELFTH STREET,. ROWE, SEC
OID ond-hand and new harness, saddles,
etc., bought sold exchanged or repaired.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

WINDSOR castle has been used for y
royal residence seven hundred and
eighty-four years
The results of the recent expedition
to the polar regions prove that north
of seventy-fve degrees the ice over
the whole surface averages six thou
sand feet in thickness
The highest spot inhabited by hui
man beings on this globe is the
Buddhist cloister of Hanle, Thibet,
where twenty-one monks live at an
altitude of sixteen thousand feet.
In ton Of Dead sea water there are
one hundred and eighty-seven pounds
of salt; Red sea, ninety-three; Medi-
terranean, eighty-fve; Atlantic, eighty
one; English channel, seventy two;
Baltic, eighteen; Black sea, twenty
six, and Caspian sea, eleven.
A MAN in Germany recently bougho
one thousand cigars and had them in
sured against fire. Then he cmoked
them and demanded the amornt of his
policy from the insurance company.
The company refusing to pay it, he
brought suit and got verdict.
ACCORDING to Power, a foreign chem
list has devised sensitive paint which
is yellow at ordinary temperatures,
but turns bright red on reaching one
of two hundred and twenty degrees.
It is suggested that this paint may be
used advantageously to indicate heat
from friction in machinery.
ONE part of the wedding ceremony
among the Babylonians wa, very sig
nificant. The priest took thread
from the garment of the bride, and an
other from the garment OF the bride
[ groom. and tied them into knot,
which he gave to the bride. This il
probably the origin of the modern say
ing about tying the knot in regard to
marriage. Jewish Messenger,
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29
FEMININE FASHIONS.
Soasonable Suggestions Regarding Autumn
Costumes.

Costumes.
Among the most notable of the sea
sons models are long coats that are to
be feature of the styles for outside
garments. The richest and most eX-
pensive of these are made of handsome
black velvet. These have skirts cover
ing about half the length of the dress.
Some of them are absolutely close-ft-
ting, suggesting a basque with long
skirts, others are three-quarter-ftting
and others have the old time Vatican
fold revived and any amount of elabor-
ate and what one might call ungrace-
full trimming. There are in the world
however, few women who realize
that very rich black-sillS velvet makes
much the better-loolSing garment if it
is made severely plain and depends
more for its style on the exquisite
fit and finish than upon any
quantity of garniture. Therefore
we are to sec two types of the velvet
coat-one gotten up in all the severe
plainness of the tailor's model, the
other pulled, draped with lace, loaded
with passementerie and further orna-
mented by bows of ribbon with long
ends
One style In the close-htting shape
has collar OF velvet cut In square Ia os'
and corded and lined with satin.
There are enormous sleeves of velvet
with satin cuffs Aside from this the
garment is without trimming material
OF any sort mat 1T is exceedingly rich
and elegant goes without saying
i I i
A second garment has very deep
collar OF slde-plalted chliton' with
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE

Cream Custafds. TO one quart of
cream add six eggs. slightly bea1 IN.
Strain the cream and eggs init n
double boiler. add six tablcspoonfuls of
sugar and boil ten minutes. When
nearly cold add havoring. - Boston
Budget.
Baked Trout. After the trout are
cleaned, open and lay out fiat on back.
sprinkle with pepper and salt. and
brush lightly with melted butter.
Cover with rich milk and cream. and
let them bake slowly until tender N.
Y. Observer.
Tomato PreserveS.-Five pounds
ripe tomatoes, five pounds sugar, quar-
ter pound green ginger, one lemon.
Cut the lemon in slices and remove the
seeds. Peel the tomatoes and cut them
in halves. add the ginger and boil one
hour; now add the sugar and boil down
until as thick as jam. Put up in small
jars: it is a very rich sweetmeat.-
Country Gentleman.
-Parsnips should be washed in the
same way as beets. They can then be
cut in thin slices and stewed, adding
butter, salt, pepper and cream as sea.
soning; or they can be parboiled and
then dipped in egg and cracker crumbs
and fried brown on both sides in but.
ter. For the latter method they should
be cut in slices a quarter of an inch
thick, either round or lengthwise, as
you prefer.
-Spiced Grapes. Wild grapes are
best for this use. They should be
stemmed, washed, boiled till soft, and
then pressed through q coarse sieve.
To each ten pounds of the pulp thus
prepared add half the weight of sugar,
an even tablespoonful of cinnamon, a
heaping teaspoonful each of cloves,
spice and pepper, grated nutmeg and
two quarts of vinegar. Boil till it is
as thick as catsup, then bottle.-Good
Housekeeping
Apple Pudding, Pare, quarter and
core enough sour apples to fill pud-
ding mould two-thirds full; season with
butter and spice, and add enough wa
ter to stew. Make a dough as for tea
biscuit, cover the apples neatly and cut
openings for the escape of steam. In
vert another mould of the same size
over the top, COOK fifteen minutes OF
top of the stove and finish in a moder
ate oven. Serve hot with any sauce
preferred. Ohio Farmer.
Preserved Grapes in Bunches. -
Take out the seed with pin, breaking
the punches as little as possible. Boi
clarified sugar until nearly ready 'tt
/ 81, hot
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29
Held by the Enemy.

II you are held captive by the enemy,
rheumatism, bound hand and foot in the
shackles of rheumatic govt you have your
self TO blame, because you did not check
their approach in the outset, with Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. Tackle them at once
with this pain soothing, nerve quieting,
blood depurating specific and you will ex-
perience speedy relief. Biliousness, ma
larial, dyspeptic, liver and neuralgia COM
plants yield to it.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

AMATEUR HUNTER Ito rabbit driver, who
has just got load of small shot in his coat
-"How much damages will you ask for
this unlucky accidentf' Peasant-"Oh,
never mind such trifiel I'll just charge it
till you hit me again. "-Fliegende Batter.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29
Accounted For.

Diner--See here, waiter, there is
hair in this honey.
Waiter-Dear me. 1t must have drop.
ped out Of the comb. Truth,
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29
Spent Hundreds Of Dollars with no Benefit.

NJ. COLEMAN oil 50
Mass, writes: After
suffering from dyspepsia
and constipation with un-
told agony for at least IS
months, l am more than
pleased to say that after
using DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Pellets for one
month, / was entirely
cured. and from that day
to this / do not know,
thank God, what even a
slight headache is. I paid
a doctor on fremont ST.,
Boston, in one day for
his advice only,) the sum
of $1,000 with $3.50 for
.ls-. .-l Ia.t,,nI 1xA
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

A PAINFUL TfPoGRAPHicAL ERRoR.-The
usual notice at the end of the announce
ment of death actually appeared in a
west coantry paper, as follows "Fiends,
kindly accept this intimation. "-Westmin-
ster Gazette
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

fNouIRER-"Does fish diet strengthen
the brainl" MISUNDERSTANDING not;
but going fishing seems to invigorate the
imagination. IN. Y. Weekly.
The Iuka vidette. (Iuka, Miss.) 1894-1912, 1894-11-29

SHE-"Have you ever had any experience
of Wall street, Mr.. Lamb?" He-"Yes in
deed, plenty of it," She-"How long were
you there.' He-"Just fifteen minutes. ~
Munsey's Magazine.