Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-12-30

If you are ignorant OF how 20 lead
such life, you can get a popular book
that will help you, entitled Hall
Hours With a ReweY; or, Where is My
Jag To-nlght?' by the Earl Of Tinktum
Linistere, published by Moorehouse,
Greens, Fellows. Champney & Co.
(Ltd.), Northeast Bishops Gate street,
Ladgate Hill and Hoburn, N. W., Lon
don. Z. c., England.
Lily Dale, Rawlins, Wyo., writes 70
know, (which is proper, the Car OF
Russia or Emperor Of Russia, and what
is the title OF his wife?"
The little of Gar was given 10 the
Emperor of Russia SONS time In the
twelfth century. II means a king. The
annalists bestowed the title on Vlad-
imir, and his successors have inherited
II. together with burglar proof wood
box, in which Vlad used 10 seerete him
self when he heard an anarchists
breath In the entry.
Officially the title was not used I'LL
the sixteenth century, when as early a
1905 Basil IVanovItch, the son OF Old
man Ivanoyitch, assumed the title OF
Samodershes, or autocrat, and his son,
Ivan the Terrible, was crowned car ia
l547.
Ivan the Terrible. a. most students
OF history are aware, ruled with great
cruelty add a rod OF iron about eight
feet long, tbs other end OF which was
kept hot over an alcohol stove. This
stove consumed every twentY-fouF
hours half gallon Of alcOhoi aud Ivan
the other half.
Ivan, which Is John 10 the English,
was called also Ivan ~. lie died at
the age Of SIS. and the average reign Of
a car since then has been bat thirteen
years.
Thirteen years ago last spring the
car was asssssinated oY means Of a
bomb rendered him By an admirer from
out OF town. A fDil account OF the as
sassluatlon was published exclusively
ia the Laramie DAILY Boomerang, that
being IT'S FIRST issue; terms. $40 per year;
weekly, SO; terms Of advertising made
known on application and promise not
to tell anybody else.
Ivan carried on wars With TartarY,
and in 1850 introduced the tartar smet.
1c fQE0 butlI ullAet. DoDn AAtNA WeA1
they threw up the sponge.
Ivan the Terrible was very plain
man, and clocks we're not success un-
III after his death.
He captured Astrakhan, Kasan and
parts Of Siberia. De also made war on
the Poles and SwedeS
He preferred war az q means OF lon
geylty % life on a bomb Infested throne.
In 1924 Peter the Great added 20 the
title OF car that OF impsrator. with an
advance 10 paw, horse feed and station
cry. The wife OF the car was then
called the czarins, but DOW she Is
styled imperatrltza.
Among the Rassians the car is
called hassoodar and other eplthets Le-
hind his back.
Thomas b. Reed. Of Portland, Ne.
IS styled the American car, or Dassoo-
dar Tom the Terrible would also be
a good name for him. he Is undoubt-
ediy dangerous man and subvsrsiye
OF everything under Bepubiscao
form CT Eoyernmsnt-thst 10 good 70
eat.
He spoke n Chicago while / vas
there. aud . good Democratic friend
OF mine asked II Is would be proper for
ladies 20 20.
said il wo8ld x they cOnaucted
themselves properly.
would hats 20 be car. not 80 much
on nv own account. bus nv wife hates
70 Be- blown up. zs she frmiy believes
ID tie resurrection Of the body sad
world hats TO put anybody % needless
lronbls.