Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-02-02
Additional Expositions.


Itch on humans and horses and all
animals cured in 30 minutes by Wool
fords Sanitary Lotion. This never
fails. Sold by Grant Holden u Bro,
Yale, Mich.
A farmer in western New York has a
rare assortment of children. The
youngest child is only eight years old {;
the eldest is 60, who has son who is
40 years old. The eight year old boy
is therefore the uncle of the 40 year
old man, and the grandson puts the
son to bed and hears him say his
prayers. The old man could scarcely
have done better had he been Hebrew
patriarch.
4 school ma'am in n neighboring
Town is donating $3.50 per week ont of
her meagre salary 10 pay for the board
and care for former lover. You
might decide at once that such gener-
Dsity was just like Il woman, if it
wasn't for the further fact that the
fellow is in Jail and the teacher is
Daying his board in order to keep him
there. He promised to marry the
eacher, but wouldn't and now Ire is
learning that the matter was no joke
with her. 4 buzz saw is u harmless
Joy TO trltie with as compared to q
serious minded school ma am Elk.
Some wise newspaper man has dis
covered that church sleepness is TO be
explained on scientific principles. 1t
s in fact, condition Of hypnotism,
nd, so far from Indicating inattentlon
70 the sermon, Shows rather complete
DESCRIPTION by il. Fixing ones mind
IN the voice of the minister, in the
otherwise complete silence OF the audi
ence room, produces just tho condi-
ions necessary to domination bv
mothers mind, and the noddnrg head
and dropping heavy eyelids are not
evidences of the preachers dizziness,
but rather testimoniaAOf his powerful
influence.
Heads of families caHnot be too'Cften
reminded that this is the season OF the
year when that fatal disease, pneUTno-
mia, 10 most prevalent and that great
caution should be exercised to ward off
its i1sidious approach. The least
symptom calls for an immediate RENE
'dy. 1t is not a disease that waits for
long deliberation. In its first stage one
good physician is worth more than lisif
a dozen when it becomes fairly settled.
Pneumonia is responsible for more
deaths than any of the worst contagi-
Gus diseases. People flee from small
poN ami diphtheria, but seeminglNI
court thls greater scourgS.
It would pay the harvester of ice to.
CUT this out and paste it in conspicu-l
Gus corner Of his hat l5Owell's stat
utes, section 9,ll9, makes-it u misde-
meanor punishable by Hi fine of not
mofe than 500, or imprisonment i'm
the county Jail for not mcPethan three
months or both, in the discretion of
the court, dor any person. engaged in
procuring iHe from any of the streams
or lakes in this state to fa b to erect, or
placGsuitabie danger signals at or near
the place where they shay be cutting
ice. We notice that some If Croswel1's
ice hszvestess have not complied with
the law inregard to this matter.-Cros-
we'll DomOcrat.
The supreme court of Irmiana hand
ed down a decision last week which
sustairstheposition long held by strong
advocates, viz That the
saloon isa public nuisanee- The de-
cision holds that property owners ad-
Joining buildings in which, saloons are
kept cam sue for and collect damages
either t0'their business or property. If
this decision should be held to be good
law in all states it would practically
drive. tlse saloon from every commune
ty whers, there is any Temperance sem
timent.. Temperance advocates in
Indiana are preparing Tor a vigorous
along this line. The deci-
sion rs, csrttfDly novei70ne and who
can,say it II not righteous one?
Some sS our stores are constantly
by children eeming to the
door and asking for cards, empty
boxes. and that sort OF thing. The
clerks are, of courseg down on the
and the warfare never ends.
The othec day little girl opened the
door of one of our stones and, sticking
her head in, called outi "Say, Mister,
have yon got any boxss2" "No," saiosj
the CLERK, not very politely. "Got AMI
cards ," "Nb." "Gob'a any almanacs?n 1
''No." "Gos any empty bottles?"
"No." Got any pietures?" "NoH
''efot any sense ?" "No-yes-no-yes.
-you miserable little wretch?" aad
the clerk flew out OF the door, but tile
yOungster was acrcssthe street making
faces at him.