Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1894-05-17

DeckuWB Una air SOO0 meuySuu fur tne DleWS
More About the Hawaiian Policy: the
Islands to be the Future Home Of
the Industrial Army: Honolulu to be
the Asylum for Defeated Democrats;
Cleveland, Hill and Pennoyer form
a Tripartite Agreement: Sage is
Chosen Secretary of State.
MIR. EDDYTUR:-
Havin met a skooner on the wa tew
Abburdeen, send you further inferma-
shun about the Ha-wy an polysee NV
Grover and me. We have addid tew our
kounsel tew luther well-noan sittyzons NV
Amerrykay, tew-wit: d. B. Hill, NV Nh
Yawrk, and Sylvester Peneiur, NV Dry
gon. No uthur men in the U. S. hev
ben furder apart in politykul vues than
us 4, butt THAR IL l thing that yewnites
us, it liz that grand old naim fur wich our
fothers fawt and bled and diie-Dimmok
rasee. 1t il our password and sine in awl
kuntrees we inskribe it on our bannurs,
we print it on our ballets, VIC Get denny
kratik bred, we drink demmykratik bev-
bridges, we sing demmykratik sowngs,
and pitch EN- always on l kee, few wit:
wiskee. We air Demmykrats frum wa
bak. No mattur how mulch we change
our platphorm and our prinsypuls, THAR
IL l thing that IL bound to survive the
rex, and kun up anew at evury elekshun,
it il our gloryus naim NY Demmykrat.
Well, ez wer sayin jest now, we thawt
the Main wood kuver awl the differunt
shaids NV belief, and bind us intew
kombinashun stronger bi far than if we
he'd awl kun frum the saim wing NV the
partee. We tellygraft tew eech NV these
memburs NV the nu govurnmunt and awl
wuz willin tew act. Pcnnoier only maid
provizo; it wuz that we shud awl pas
thru Orrygon wen we got reddy few start.
lie sed he had sevurel ingajmunts tew
speek fur the Peepuls partee, but wen
ennything bettur loomed up, he wuz will
lin tew return tew the old paths and fife
under the old bannur Nv Dimmokrasee.
Our polysee IL this tew hev a atte,np
maid tew restoar Kwean Lii tew her
throne, but she knoze wot this il fur, ez
wei ez we dew. 1t IL blind tew pleez
the royalists, but it IL oanly a blind
Kwean Lii is satisfied tew KUN in fur
hi ophis under our nu govurnmunt. She
seq she will pheel safer with man at
the helum Nv staff, speshully if war
shud brake out. We hev not kwite de-
sided wether tew maik her postmistriss
general err speekur NV the house NV rep
ryzentatives, - beekawz both pozishuns
air very mutch liked by wimmen. In the
fust ophs she wood hev a chance tew
reed awl the postul kards and lettur ad.
dressiz and in the End ophis she kood
shine bi hur reddy use Nv hur tung.
Grover IL tew maik oraslun in favur
Nv Kwean LIPS restorashun, and appeer
not tew banker aphter emmy onnur fur
himselph, and wen he klozes, Hill liz tew
maik spe ,ch, holdin up Grover instid
NV kwean, and sayin tew the peepul ez
how tina ort not tew let the operchewnety
NV liphe time slip bi, but put at the he'd
NV this crate and onnerabul nashun
man twice the choice NV the Amerrykan
nashun fur prezydunt, and hoo IL row
very fortunately on the island NV sand
witchiz. Pennoier and the awthur NV
theez lines will start boom iur Grover,
and bee4 ennybody noze wot IL goin on,
our gratist Twin Amerrykun statsmun,
(desided hi the platform skales at Sprek-
uls refnuree,) vii be inkarseeratid at the
he'd NV govurnmunt. Hill and Psnnoiur
choze tew be revenue kollekturs, so THAR
Nuz nothin opun tew NEE butt the ophis
Nv sekretary NV staff. Grover sez l kin
dew the wurk awl rite on the Hands. tho
if it wuz goin few be in the U. S. wood
hey tew lurn few spell littul bettur fust
Wv koarse the phorm Nv guvurnmunt vii
bee Dimmykratik, but emmy one hoo noze
Grover noze it will be praktikally en-
pire; fur he il tew strong man lin hiz
oan estymashun) tew devide up the pow
ers NV guvernmunt few mulch.
Wen the site rippul NV xcitemunt IL
ovur, wich the suddint change Nv guvern-
munt vii rerduse, Grover IL goin few send
wurd few awl thoze hoo kan sho that tina
bore the phatigs NV the march few Wash
intun under that modurn Bonypart, Gen.
Koxee, fur tew kun few onct and support
the nu empire. He IL confeedunt that
tina air the boan and sinners Nv the
Amerrykan nashun, and is sure tina viii
maik good subjects NV the nu Roman
monarky. We air goin tew opun free
trad with evury kuntree, not xcepting
Chinee. Evurything viii bee cheep, and
foax wont hev tew work moarn hat the
time, wich vii we think make the Koxee-
ties kontented, at leest tina viii remain
loyal ez long es the sandwiches hold out.
Awl defeetd Dimmykrats, ez wei ez sum
Republicans vii find on our islands a
hum fur THAR old aige, ware tina kin weap
undstur bed ovur THAR blastid hoaps, and
cuss the land Nv McKinle.ism few THAR
hart's kontent, with nun few modest er
maik them afrade, ez it ware.