The Press., 1894-03-22

A cOllecIlOn was llILCu lD u BOSJOn DULL day school for foreign mission, and the people of one class were asked each to repeat a verse from the Bible appropriate to the occasion. The first boy said:
 "It is more blessed to give than to re- ceive"
 "Good!" cried all.
 And then they went on: "Thc Lord loveth cheerful givrr," "IIe that givrtr to the poor lcndcth to the Lord," and SO on.
 One boy staggered the teacher bit ny quoting, "Thc spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak" but a certain amount of appropriateness was recognized.
 "Give the devil his due," heightened some faces when the next boy blurtCd it out, but the climax was reached, and the quotations ended when another boy shout ed, "A fool and his money arc soon part ed"
 FouR BIG SuCCEssEs. - Having the needed merit to more than make good all the advertising claimed for them, the fol- lowing four remedies have reached a phc- nomenal sale. Dr. Kings New Discov- cry, for consumption, Coughs and Colds, each bottle guaranteed-E Electric Bitters, the great remedy for Liver, Stomach and Kidneys. Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the best in the world, and Dr. Kings New Life Pills, which are d perfect pill All these remedies arc guaranteed to do just what is claimed fol them, and the dealer whose name is attached herewith will he lal fn11 f L,NlI E. K. Taft's Drug Store.
 Wife--"l have made %200 this after noon."
 Husband -''Phcw"
 "You paid only $500 for that old piano, didn't you?"
 "Yps"
 Well, have sold it for $500" My, my! What are you going to do with the money?"
 ''Therc isn't any moncy."
 "Eh?"
 ''I sold it to a dealer. IIo gives mo a new piano for < 1, ,000 and allows mo $500 for the old one If you'd stay at home, | and let me go to your office and attend to your business, you'd soon be rich. Just l 1878, GOO year"
 l "Perhaps you would not think so, but a very large proportion of diseases in New | York come from carelessnoss about catch ing cold" says Dr. Cyrus Edson. "It is such a simple thing and so common that | very few people, unless it is case of pneu- | monia, pay any attention to a cold New | York is one of the healthiest places on the | Atlantic Coast and yet there are a great many cases of catarrh and consumption which have their origin in this neglect of the simplest precaution of every day life. l The most sensible advice is, when you l have one get rid of it as soon as possible. l By all means do not neglect it." Dr. Edson | does not tell you how to cure a cold but we will. Take Chamberlain's Cough Rem edy. It will relieve the lungs, aid expect 1 oration, open the secrotions and soon ef- l feet a permanent cure. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale ny Smith X Lathrop, Staff ford Springs; Geo. l.. Philips, South | Coventry.
 Teacher-"That is the fourth question you have failed to answer. If you don't study harder now, how do you expect to get along when you grow up?"
 Little Boy-'I guess I'll be n school teacher, an wen l want to know any thing I'll jus ask tn class. ."-Good Ne,cs. l The trouble with most cough medicines is that they spoil the appetite, weaken | digestion, and create bile. Ayers Cherry Pectoral, on the contrary, while it gives | immediate relief, assists rather than im- pairs the assimilative process.
 He-"I have loved you long. Will you | be miner"
 She-"Oh, Mr. Smith, this is so sud den-such a surprise."
 He-''Yes, l know, dearest; but your father and mother keep writing to know my intentions"
 A severe rheumatic pain in the left shoulder had troubled Mir. J. II. Loper, a well known druggist of Des Moines, Iowa, for over six months. At times the pain was so severe that he could not lift any thing. With all he could do he could not get rid of it until he applied Chamber iain's Pain Balm. "I only made three ap- | pllcatlOnS or It, ne says, Ana nave Sllc' been free from all pain" He now recon mends it to persons similarly afflicted. It is for sale by Smith X Lathrop, Stafford Springs; Geo. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Mrs. Fremont-I'm going to put 'Wel- come the Coming, Speed the Parting Guest" over the door of our new house. I wish you would suggest good nscrip- tion for the great fireplace.
 Mrs. Westerly would "Is it hot enough for you?" do?
 For seven years or more Mrs. w. D. Louder, of Quincy, Ky, was subject to severe attacks of cramp collie. MT. s. lt. Morse, druggist of that place, recon. mended Chamberlains Collie, Cholera and Diarrhpa Remedy, which has effected a permanent cure, saving her much suffer. Ing besides the trouble and expenses of sending for doctor, which was often nee. essary. For sale by Smith X l.athrop, Stafford Springs; Geo, l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
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