New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-02-27
THE Talk or THE DAY.

they say that when Mrs Lease, % Kansas d
rounccs political opponent as no gentleman, the
dreadful man retorts, Neither are you.'
on Dino:er. Bus'nesg-B lnks-Jimson seems to
have been paying in hard luck. lie says he sees
nothing ahead but The poorhouse.
aiinks-He ;o:d me he was making money hand
over H.. 10 yoI buy your goods u J.mson?
Bnks-No cl..c1 to cC.iec; bIh-(New-fork
weekly.
Moody Boynton wants to gr.diron Boston with his
elevated one-rail bicycle railroad.
Why don't you glow Johnnie to play with the
we. they ara a new family AMI they act in
a very pecu.iar way"
VIA; nave trey done?"
Mercy, When they shove,.e1 TIE snow of their
ergo Inter Oc5cn.
Those in guest OF beauty IN nature would hardly
have thought Of going to Central Park yesterday
10 find Il. yet a most magnificent spectacle was
there. The wooded part Of NewYork's great play
Cround in its mantle Of Ice looked Ike crystal
forest. a heavy shower Of :ciclcs upon ones head
from the top Of some gigantic elm spoiled the
romance.
Is Tho Eutand Herald shy Of type? OR is It
INC poa,on Alvcrtiser?'' I.sten 20 Ills: The
publr schools ni'l DO cosel To-Day q honor of the
reminds us Of az opitaph on tombstone in a
c,emetery at Ilerne Albsny County which o, con-
though equally as senseless-(rroy Press
Robert Coliyor tells the story OF little girl with
n vivid Imagination which constantly led her into
amazing extravaGanccs regarding things which she'
claimed 20 have seem one day. after an extraordi-
nary exhibition Of her inventive powers. her mother
exclaimed IN despair: "Oh my dear. ny dear. my
dear Don't you know that Ananias and Sapphira
fell down dead account Of the Ice they 'oldF
Don't you remember that terrible story? On.
yes" responded the child. unabashed. Il saw them
carried in after they fe down dead!'
iTlcks-rhey tell me that NunnImake Is smart
I'm meier . .,N.
est intellect ever knew; he's phenom,enon: " ny
ths Other day few cane into Mann i'm sas
Office when Munnimake was al alone ana oe-
manded, ~ the point OF revolver Sl"V"'
Wio,s-He saw It was no to refuse. 50 he
drew HIS check FOR the fun amount.
H!c.s-Nc,hing very smart about that ,,,.-. a..
SNS Vn s'f b eg to a "a" coni i
WIN the chap and actually induced him to invest
bonds that amt worth the paper they're printed
on That's what | call inie!ect-(Boston Tran
script.
President Harper. OF the University Of Chicago.
says that he did not. in recent lecture. declare
the story Of Cain and Abel in the Bible 10 be
myth His language on that point was follows:
when We compare the Biblical material with that
which resembles 1t on the outside, We find that It
is free IN ts form from impurity OF every kind; the
myth is gone the exuberant polytheism Is gone;
all that dC grades ard lowers is gone Inc form -
here Dust "a the form OF the rite OF circumcision
was retained. II IS only in the form that there Is
much II any resemblance. and this has been
thoroughly cleansed and purified. You ask, Why
did not God choose a different form that there
might be no possible Joining OF the sacred and tns
profane? l answer. God does not work IN that
way"
lie Had Been There.-Mrs Jason-I wonder what
them city folks won't do next, seen IN the paper
that they are having vaccination bees now.
Mr.. Jason-I guess about the time they ger vac
cInated real good and hard by healthy bumbepea
they won't want more OF 1t for a whIe.-tlniian-
ap0lis Journal
II has been figured out - the satisfaction OF 70
lrers that raw sugar landed az San Francisco can
be shipped by sail to NewYork, refined here ana
sent by rail far west Missouri cheaper tnan
II con be refined at san Francisco and shipped
east the same distance 1t Is announced that 'Vv"
tons be sent to NewYOril. at freight
rate Of 80 50 ton for refining and reshipment. ana
the Pacific Coast people are trying to reckon w
how much they will lose in wages etc.
rpholdlng the Faith.-Sunday-sc Teacher-
Tommy. | was shocked 10 hear you swearing 81
lreadfully at that strange boy as | came IN,
TOMMY couldn't help H. ma am he was
making fun OF our kind Of religion.-(Chlcaso
Tribune.