The morning call., 1894-05-11
SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

People who have TO move this spring may
take courage from the report hat Mrs. Henry
Ward Beecher has BEN benefited by the ex-
eitement Of moving" II is evident from this
that nervous prostratiOn does not in every In
stance follow removal from one house to an
other.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
The proposed academy ofttwenty-fve Ameri-
can mmortals. the first five OF whom are to be
chosen by committee OF six congressman, is
expected to rise a great deal higher than its
source. If formed It Will promote the gayety
of paragraphers at any rate.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The man who appropriates the earnings
others without giving a fair and full return is
in every ess ntiai respect a thief, whether he
can be convicted Of larceny or not But this
is political economy, not intended as an insult
10 any gentleman among our rbosses.-New: York
World.
Representative Wilson, who Is still far from
Well, is Wise In remaining away from Washing
ton. II he were to go into the political morgue
OF that city and look at the remains OF the bill
bearing his name he would. in all likelihood,
suffer dangerous relapse.-New York Press.
Pest-ridden Chicago seems TO have nobody
but herself 10 blame 10 her terrible visitation
OF smallpox. The criminal attempt TO conceal
and ignore the scourge in its ineipiency is the
cause of the awful visitation with which she Is
now face 10 tace.-St. Louis Star Sayings.
The late General Slocum deserves a monu-
ment from our great sister city of BROOKLYN,
because of his superb services In time OF war
He helped to save the Union In critical hour,
and what he then did deserves perpeIuatiOn.-
New York Recorder.
The Missourian who has been appointed
United States Marshal In Alaska has an i'm
mense territory to cover The mileage fees In
such a country are enough to make the mouth
OF the average Congressman water.-St. Louis
Republic.
There are two great parties among men In
this cohntry-Republicans and Democrats. 1t
seems likely that there will DO TWO great par
ties among women-sutfragists and anti. suffrag-
ists.-New York Tribune.
II the city of Rio de Janeiro carries out les
resolution 10 erect monument 10 President
Monroe In honor OF the Monroe doctrine IL will
i be doing mole than the United States has yet
done.-BOston Herald.
When a general of the United States ar my
addresses fraud Fry as "Dear General Fry" IL
is enough to make sane people wonder what Is
TO be the outcome Of this business DO
lis News.
Gene Field stopped at st. Louis TO tell them
how to do things, but before giving him any
show the Star-Sayngs Insisted upon knowing
III he was vaccinated. ."-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Why. as matter of right, should man pay
tax on his property-a his worldly goods
and then. in addition, pay upon the income de-
rived from that?- Norfolk Landmarks.
Hobo is an abbreyiation of Hoboken. The
tramps themselves so shortened The name OF
the town. BY Initiation IL has come to mean the
Coxey kind of iramp.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Queer was II not? But Chicago was about
the only city that celebrated the birthday of
Shakespeare, and Chicago Is the greatest bacon
city on eartn too.-Boston Journal.
The women OF Newburg N. Y. sIgnalized
their first appearance at the ballot-box by de-
teating $4,000 appropriation for a new