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The morning news., 1894-10-21
RRIQHT BITs.

Mrs. Greyneck-Ah, men know so little
in silence.
Mr.. Greyneck-Yes. In fact, I suppose
that's their greatest suffering.-Truth.
Teacher of Physiology-What ingredient
which Is highly essential in the compost
ton of the human body does sugar pos
sess?
Pupils lin chorus)-sand.-New York
The Judge Of Election--Pardon, me mad
am what is all this writing covering the
outside of your ballot?
The Fair Voter-Oh, that's the post
script. There wasn't room on the other
side.-Chicago Record.
Yisitor-Who's that man?
Dime Museum Proprietor-That, sir, is
the man who once heard Mr.. Mckinley
make a speech in which he did not speak
Of fostering care for American indus
tries. Chicago Record.
Don't ye wish.' said Flooding Pete,
dat you an me was regular customers of
de chophouse?"
Nav" replied Meandering Mike, 1--WE
refused three dinners dis week cos dey
was offered to me in de woodshed -
Washington Star.
Stayhome-How was the weather where
you We're this summer?
ri2St oSter-coOG etfnfpukh for blankets every
My! My! I envy you"
Yes, but we hadn't the blankets. -
New York Weekly.
gine she" because her whistle max IS
such a horrid dnoise.-Philadelphia Record
rs young JimlSins improving in his vio-
lin work."
II dunno. Either he's improvin'. or
were gittin' used to it."-WashingtOn
Star.
Don't talk to me about compulsory vac
cinationn' exclaimed the man who had
his arm in sling, I'm sore,on that sub
ject"-Chicago Tribune.
Ranter-I seldom have a thought of
an audience when l am acting.
Prompter-There is usually very little
to remind you of one.-Puck.
'Sairy Ann he said, with a touch of
asperity in his voice What is it?" asked
the president of the Bingville Association
of Emancipated Women. ANY woman
that can't sew on a suspender button any
better'n you did this one couldn't dis
charge the duties of sheriff nohow. An
I'm burned eff I'll vote fur ye."-W ashing-
ton Star.
Teacher-Johnny, can you define for us
the difference between 'caution" and
"cowardice?"
Johnny-Yessum. When you're scarf to
go out on a boat an stay at home for fear
itll sink, and the boat comes in all right
it's cowardice."
Johnny-And il you're scarf and stay al
home and the boat does sink, then it's
caution. Record.
The morning news., 1894-10-21
THIS ISSUE
CONTAINS
SIXTEEN PAGES
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Special Notices-Direct Importation,
Games AIcGrath & Co; A Night School to
Be Opened in Savannah. Lowell & Latti-
more; Notice, Fred Myers; Golden Apple
Tobacco: Miss Sadie Jacoby, the Child
Wonder: Still the Wonder Grows With
Success" Self Rising Flour; New Cafe
and Restaurant, George Beckman; Car
Load Of Horses, S. Marks; Special Drives,
John T. Evans & Co; The King Of Cura-
tive Waters, Suwannee Springs; Notice
of Dr. r L. Barnum's Return; Notice,
Curtiss' Cafe; Another Reason Why Peo-
pie Should Insure in the Travellers Insu-
rance Company, Henry /. Seemann, Super
vising Agent; Lecture by Miss Emma L.
Dyer Of Chicago to Women Only, Monday
Afternoon; Pretty Styles in Millinery
Goods, Spellman & O'Brien; Mrs. e. n.
LawIer, ADIiner; Workingmens Union
Association; The Great Rush at Savannah
Steam Laundry; The Savannah Steam
Laundry, 191 Congress Street; one of the
Neatest Residences in Savannah for Sale
John L. Archer; We Plate in All Metals
The Savannah Plating and Manufacturing
Company; Roses, Etc, J. Gardner; Are
You Fond of Syrup? Estate S. w. Branch;
Tivoli Beer, Georgia Brewing Association;
Teacher of Piano, Mr.. J. G. Yonge.
Military Orders-Orders No. %, Georgia
Hussars
Did You Ever?-Krouskoff' Millinery
House.
Our Carpet Talk-Daniel Hogan.
Dress Goods, Etc.-At Ecksteins.
The Greatest SILK Sale Ever Had-Leo-
pold Adler.
Special Sale Of Parlor suites-Estate
Emil A. Schwarz..
Fair-Dixie Interstate Fair, Macon, Ga.
Financial-What Do You Want to
Know? James c. Hulse & Co., Chicago;
Stocks, Bonds and Wheat, Schalk Bros,
New York
Goods Must Be Sold-Bon Marche.
Underwear for Health-B. H. Levy &
Bro.
Work Your Thinker-B. H. Levy & Bro.
A. Rare Opportunity-Gen David Mich
OILS Private Stables for Sale.
Our Specialdes-Byck Bros.
Our Art Department-Afeyer & Walsh.
The Brownie-Appel & Schaul.
Gone to Smash-James Douglass.
Auction Sale-Gilt Edge Property, by 1
u. LaRoche.
The Popularity of Our Goods-Gutman's s.
Concert-Tranz Wilczek Concert Com.
pany, oct. "A.
Black and Colored Dress Goods-Crohan
& Dooner.
Vehicles, Harness, Etc.-H. H. Cohen.
This Weeks Special-At Vests China
Palace.
Auction Sales-Elegant Furniture, by ]
Mclaughlin & Son; Parlor and Bedroom
Sets, Etc, by c. II. Dorsett
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Sale
For Rent; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous
The morning news., 1894-10-21
PERSONAL.

A letter of coincidence from the Prince
OF Wales has been received by the family
Of Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Emperor Williams new opera-on a
German SUBJECTS 10 be given its first
production next month before select
court circle. If IT is then adjudged a sue
cess 1t VIII be tried on his other German
subjects.
Professor Todd of Amherst college, who
has for some years been an enthusiastic
student of ecltpses and Of the suns corO-
ma, IS pertecting plans for his expedition
to Japan in 1886, where an important
eclipse of the sun will be visible Aug. 8
of that year.
Herr Waethe, a wealthy retired officer
OF the German army, has enlisted the
services or twelve German noblemen, it
IS said, in his scheme of setting up in
CaIlI0rhla vegetarian colony, whose
members are to live in d state Of the most
natural simplicity.
Mrs, Mary Ellen Lease, erstwhile a
presidential dark horse, is likely to become
a political nightmare unless she disproVes
the obligations made in an affidavit pub
Hshed by an official for whom she had Sc
cured an ott1ce and who alleges that she
urgently tried to persuade him to poodle
its funds for her benefit.
Professor Hadley of Yale. is to intro
duce system of instruction in his classes
IN political economy. He will substitute
debates for recitations. A division of
thirty members of the class is to choose
a subject for debate. The negative side
then draws up complaint on legal paper.
This in turn is met with reply by the
atllrmative; The arguments are. then
made by the Lawyers on each side and
finally the debate is thrown open to the
house.
1t Is not generally known that the first
patron of Michael Munkaczy, known to
the world as the painter of Christ Before
PLATE, was an American, a gentleman
from Philadelphia who passed through
Dusseldorf when Munkacsy was young
and struggling artist. The American be-
came convinced that the young Hunga-
rian' IS pictures had merit; he bought one,
TOOK 1t to Paris, sent 1t to the Salon, where
1t was promptly placed and attracted a
great deal of attention.
Monte Cristo never had its doors closed,
and Dumas, the elder, fed a regiment. The
hungry trooped there. 1t often happened
that there was not enough for dinner.
He had dog as hospitable as was his
master, and that dog invited twelve other
dogs Dumas factotum in chief wanted
to drive off the whole pack. Michael" "
said the great modern romance maker, Il
nave a social position to fill. 1t entails a
fixed amount of trouble and expense. You
say have thirteen dogs, and that they
are eating me out of house and home.
Thirteen! That IS an unlucky number.
Go at once and find nae fourteenth dog"
The morning news., 1894-10-21
Setting Type bv MACHINERY.

The Morning News this morning pre-
sents to it's readers an example of the pro-
duct of the highest achievement of me-
chanical art in newspaper making. The
perfecting press, which prints and folds
1000 to 10000 complete papers in an hour,
is wonderful product of inventive gem
ius; but its accomplishments are less won
derful than those of the machine that as
sembles the separate characters Of the
alphabet into words, sentences and lines,
makes casting of the lines and then dis
tributes the characters from which the
casting is made into their proper recep-
tacles, TO be reassembled by the dexterous
touch of swift-fngered operators.
With the exception of it's displayed ad-
vertisements, the Morning News this
morning is printed from letters cast in
solid lines by machinery. The work is
done upon Merganthaler linotype ma
chimes, the most perfect of all the in
ventions designed to substitute machine
work for hand work in type setting The
apparatus IS called a type setting ma
chine, but in reality it is not 1t is a type
casting machine. The compositor, or op-
orator, by the manipulation of keys some
what similar to those of a typewriting
machine, assemblies together in their prop
er sequence a number of brass matrixes,
or moulds of letters, necessary to the re-
production OF line of words. When the
line of matrixes is complete the machine
by a most clever association of levers,
cogs and eccentrics, casts from the ma
trices line of type; and hence the ma
chimes name-line O. type, or linotype.
When the line of type is cast the brass
matrices are distributed, by the machine
into magazine. to respond again to the
touch of the operator. The movements of
the machine are very smooth and pretty,
and being absolutely accurate, suggest
that there must be an intelligence hidden
away somewhere among the bright parts
and assisting the operator in his work.
1t has been twenty years since the first
Merganthaler machine was built The
ideas then were all new, and the machine,
like all new inventions, was crude. I'm
provements have been going on con-
stantly during these twenty years, until
to-day the apparatus is as near perfect
as time, study, brains and money can
make it, Stin it is probable that yet other
little details will be touched upon and i'm
proved. So eager are the manufacturers
to achieve perfection that It is said no two
sets of machines exactly alike were ever
sent away from the factory. Each set has
been a little better than it's predecessor.
/ And as the Morning News has the very
latest battery OF machines sent out, its
/ linotypes are the highest achievements OF
the makers. They embody improvements
over every other similar machine in use.
The Morning News is about the last
Of the leading papers Of the country to dis
pense with typesetting by hand. But ir
waiting 1t has lost nothing, as it has now
one OF the most perfect plants in this OF
any other country.
The morning news., 1894-10-21
Tbose VINO Stand bv savannab.

Nearly every merchant who has refused
to subscribe to the fund to pay the ex-
penses Of the proposed freight bureau ad-
mits that Savannah has suffered, and is
suffering, from Determinations in freight
rates. They want the determinations
stopped. There is no doubt about that
But they do not want to help bear the ex-
pense of stopping them. They want others
to shoulder that burden.
Several of those who have declined to
contribute to the expense of the proposed
bureau have made all the property they
have right here in Savannah, and some of
them have a great deal OF this worlds
goods. Their excuse is that they are be-
ing called upon continually for subscrip-
tions to this thing and that and that they
are tired of giving. And there are a few
who never contribute to any public under
taking, but live for themselves alone.
Get all we can and keep all we get" is
their motto.
II is a pleasure, however, to say that
there are men in Savannah who have the
business sense to see that freight bu-
/
vestment and others who, although they
have no direct interest in freight rates
are patriotic enough to aid in establishing
an institution which. though it may not
help them, win greatly benefit the city
These clear-headed and liberal business
men and these patriotic citizens have con.
tributed $1,000 to the freight bureau fund
The last effort of the committee on sub.
scriptions viii be made on Monday. as II
is necessary TO decide Immediately
whether or not Savannah is to have thc
benefits of a freight bureau. The result oi
| the efforts of the committee and tn,
! names Of the subscribers to the fund vii
/ appear in the Morning News on Tuesday.
Whether the bureau is established or not
| those who have stood up for Savannah.
interests VIII be put on record as beinl
ready and willing to do their share o.
whatever is necessary to be done to pro
mote Savannah's prosperity
The morning news., 1894-10-21
A Bad outlook for rammany.

The withdrawal Of Mr.. Nathan Straus,
as Tammany's candidate for mayor of
New York, lessons the chances of the
Tammany ticket for success. Mr.. Straus
would have received many thousands Of
votes that Mr. Grant, who succeeds him
as the Tammany candidate, will not get.
AS at present constituted the Tammany
ticket will receive only the votes Of the
members of the Tammany organization.
There are tens of thousands Of demo-
Gratis In New York city who will not vote
that ticket Many of them will not vote
for the anti-Tammany candidate, who is
a republican, but the great majority Of
them will vote for him because they are
satisfied from the revelations before the
Lexow committee that Tammany should
be taught a lesson-that it should be made
to understand that the people Of New
York will be satisfied with nothing less
pal government.
Mr.. Straus cannot be blamed for with
drawing. There is no good reason why he
should have remained at the head of a
ticket which he felt certain would be
beaten. When he accepted the nominal
tion'it was with the belief that he would
receive the undivided democratic vote.
When it became certain that a large part
of that vote was to be given to another
candidate, not because of opposition to
him personally, but to the organization
which he represented, he felt at liberty
to surrender the trust which he had ac-
cepted
Mr.. straus made mistake in trying to
force Senator Hill to refuse to permit his
name to appear on the anti-Tammany
ticket. 1t is Senator HilIs privilege to ac-
cept all the votes offered him. If he had
yielded to Mr.. Strauss demand he would
not have helped Mr.. Straus and would
have lessened his own chances for success.
He cannot be blamed, therefore, for re-
fusing to comply with Mr.. Strauss de-
mand
Mr.. Straus enjoys a well-earned and a
deserved popularity, and his refusal to
lead the Tammany ticket upon the condi-
tions that existed when he withdrew will
not injure him in the estimation of his
'N1ANN NitlHtlASs 1t IL dullllleu lHdl IL he
had remained a candidate and been
| elected he would have exerted himself TO
the utmost to purify the municipal gov
ernment. The hostility to Tammany is so
great, however, that no nominee of Tam
many could command the full democratic
vote of New York city at this time. Mr.
Grant is popular in the Tammany organ
izatipn, but his election would be a sur
prise even to those who are best ac-
quainted with Tammany's sources of
| strength.
The morning news., 1894-10-21
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The morning news., 1894-10-21
Blumng That Didn't Work.

yes" said the smart man, who sat on
the rear seat in the smoker, Gays the To-
ledo Blade, its dead easy to bluff these
conductors if you know how. Now, III
make a small bet that, although I have
ticket, I can travel to my destination
without showing it or putting up a cent.
Il don't believe it, said the man in the
"Well," insisted the smart man, Just
watch me when the conductor comes
alCng."
Ten minutes later the conductor did
come along. He inquired for tickets in a
peremptory manner. The smart man made
a MOVE to get his.
''fickets?' said the conductor again.
when he reached the rear seat.
See here. old fellow said the smart
man, q haven't got any ticket. I'm an
old railroad man. Used to be conductor on
the Santa Fe, and 1 want to go piece
USED to be on the Santa Fe, did you?'
inquired the conductor. well, I dom t
know but ] can pass you. BY the way,
what time is it? My watch isn't running
just right"
front of him and pulled out his watch.
ITS twenty minutes to II. he said
The conductor held out his hand. Give
rue your ticket or money enough to pay
your fare. or I'll put you off the train," he
said sharply.
The smart man reluctantly pulled out
his ticket. AS he handed it over he said;
"How in thunder did you know that l
was bluffing?"
The conductor laughed a bit. "Oh," he
said, you were easy. If you'd ever been
in the railroad business for ten minutes
you'd have said 1:40 instead of twenty
minutes to l.. -
The morning news., 1894-10-21

The eminent ana excellent gentlemen
I'm Atlanta whose toes have been stepped
upon by the postofice department can
console themselves with the reflection that
they are not alone I'm their unpleasant
notoriety. The Mississippi Cooperative
Loan and Investment Company. of which
the adjutant general Of mississippi is
president and Gov. stone is a patron, has
likewise been stepped upon by Mr.. Bis
sell. Gov. Stone drew prize Of $3.50 on an
investment Of $40 in the concern. and the
bac&ers Of It used the fact as an adver-
tlsement
The morning news., 1894-10-21
DANIEL. HOGAN
FOR SALE.
A RARE OPPORTUNITY

For sale, the entire contents of the pri-
vate stable of the late Gen. David Nichols,
consisting of the following fast trotting
horses; would IKE to sell them to some
one out OF Washington, who would give
them a good home. They were raised and
bred by the late Senator Stanford at Palo
Alto Stock Farm, California No. / is the
handsome trotting mare, Sadie Medium;
she is years old, 1512 hands high, weighs
l,O5O pounds, sired by Happy Medium, sire
of the famous Nancy Hanks; dam, Lady
Altmont. Record, 2:1715. Sadie Medium
has trotted trial heats over Benning's
track in 2:2S, 2:27l2, and can show 2:30 at
present; price, $500. No 2 is the fast and
handsome road mare, Lilly S. She is Is 1-3
hands high, years old, sired by Ken
lucky Wilkes, 2:2l4, son Of George Wilkes,
dam, Jennie Medium, by Happy Medium,
400, trotted Aug, 22 over a half mile track
28212, and could go much faster handled;
price $3.50 No. is the very stylish COM
bination driving and saddle mare Duchess;
has all gats under the saddle and can trot
mile in three minutes; price, $125 No. 4
IS the trotting and road team Leland and
Robert s., recognized as the handsomest
They are and years old, full brothers.
full l6 hands high, full names and tails;
have poled together in 23S1A, sired by Elec-
tioneer. and cost the late general 81 100.
They viii now be sold for $500. Will show
the speed claimed and all the above horses
VIII be warranted absolutely sound and
can be driven BY the most timid person.
Also victoria built by Charles Caffery,
Philadelphia, Brewster brougham, English
game trap, pole and shafts. II cart, full
seat Brewster side bar top buggy, single
and double harness, heavy gold plate.
ladies' and gents saddles, seal and otter
robes at any reasonable offer They are
all IN tirst class condition. For further
particulars address Joseph X. Webster,
u. &.
The morning news., 1894-10-21
Got Advertising Out of Him.

A London correspondent tells how a
sharp theatrical manager of London man
aged to make the lord high chamberlain
give him a good deal of free and most
useful advertising. One Of the duties Of
that pretty well obsolete functionary is
TO act as censor over the theaters, for
the English theaters are directly subject
to the crown, as they were in Shake
spearc's day. This manager In question
some time ago booked a play for produc-
ton in his house that had not been read
by the lord chamberlain in person or by
deputy The cast included a mandarin,
and the ambassador Of China was furious
over what he denounced TO the lord cham
berlain as caricature The lord chamber
lain promptly directed that the character
be omitted or modified. Needless to say II
was first modified and made worse; then
a second advertisement was extracted In
high precincts by getting an order TO
leave II out. whereupon another oriental
nationality was substituted I'm the form
Of a typical character, and now the lord
chamberlain Is pursuing the villain Of a
management TO get that eliminated. 1t Is
expected that an entire midway Of changes
viii be made, and meanwhile the box Of
iice receipts are bountiful
The morning news., 1894-10-21
Compulsory" Arbitration.
New Orleans Times-Democrat Dem.).

II is quite obvious that under the ordi-
nary conditions of freedom of labor and
capital, as in the United States, "compul-
sorry arbitration" is out Of the question.
made possible would be through the ad-
dition OF spice Of state socialism. II a
state were to create a board of compul-
isny ~ Hsv ~ epnonSi ~, corIoiis-S. =,
TO that creation, prohibiting consumers.
under heavy penalty, from ever buying
goods at a lower figure than would pay
the manufacturer his profit and the work
man his legally fixed wages. And then
the government would have to step In and
out: and that Is state socialism, pure and
simple The day, therefore, that such an
institution as compulsory arbitration ia
the country is a state socialism. And for
that form OF government we hardly think
that the American people VIII be prepared
yet awhile -.