Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1894-03-09
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newspaper, while Luterne VIII
soon have new bank running,
Republican portions of Missouri
are superior 10 fate.
Down in Callaway county the
wolf hunters take Ito dogs 10 call
away. 1hey usually return with
n wolf or two though, which
makes 1t appear the dog was IN
vented iu vain.
If the Brookfeld Gazette and
the KirksvlIle Journal should in
ltlate Three or four exchanges into
their 10 utnal admiration society, 1t
would nu doubt be u little hard
on the scissors but rather easy on
the editors.
Elder Crow, of Macon, who was
sent to Dwight for treatment not
long ago, has returned, and is nov
lecturlng nn temperance. 1t is to
be hoped he will never show the
white feather when III the pres
ence Of "Old Crow
The Memphis Revellle has en-
tered upon It's thirtleth year, and
Is still III good condition. In Mis-
souri-the land of tho mossback
and home of the dupe- Republi-
canIsm is not ONLY pious, but
wholesome.
a mercurial exchange remarks
that man In Illinois named
Storms has named his three sons
Hale, Rayne and Snow. If the
next stfiictlon should be twins,
they would be chrlstened ST and
klosn perhaps.
Because of errors in the mail
and express service, Maryvilie
wants Maysville to change its
name, but the latter seems to be
wondering why it wouldn't be jnst
as we'll if the former were re-
christened Mollieburg.
Putnam county will insist on
presenting John G. Mckinley as
congressional timber. The Re-
pubiicans who could heap up
trouble on the Democratic mind
this fail are like leaves in Val
lambrosia's 8 vale.
A citizen of Davies county re-
Gently discontinued his subsccip-
ton to the local papers, and in
few weeks quack doctor came
along and swindled him out of $40.
The editor firmly believes there
retribution here below,
The dream of Clarence has as
sumed new phase, and now
mainly relates to e canniug fac
tory. 1t has some relation ao the
fields of Shelby county, but none
whatever to the field by Tewks-
bury" A bonus of $500 is suf-
hcient to secure its realization.
Mercer county finds it difficult
to collect taxes from the Rock Is
land Railroad Company, and Is
keeping an eye on a similar case
from Bates county, now pending
before the Supreme Court. Ii
Bates wins, Mercer will at once
demand second money.
Here is the close Of an obituary
in Missouri newspaper, and the
world Is challenged to surpass it:
"The homestead where be ended
his course is the monument of his
manhood. Whether it be in
mules or eloquence, Missouri is in
the procession to stay.
AS many as 1900 persons have
professed religion in Nodawsy
county since winter commenced,
and still the good work goes on.
Well, Nodawsy has long been
known as one of the best counties
in the State, and 1t is pleasant to
see 1t sustain its reputation.
A young lady of Trenton receiy-
ed one day last week box of cake
from Unionville. 1t was evi.
IDENTIFY of the we ding variety,
md If the party ho sent it does
OF promptly furnish the names
IT the contracting parties, the
Young lsdy is liable 10 go into a
premature decline.
The Knox county Democra.
came out last week in it's trade
edition. 10. Dill's part Of the en-
terprlse was quite up to his stand
ard, while the business men took
hold of it in a way that proves
they know the value of printers
ink. The Typography was such as
to make the publisher proud and
the readers good-natured.
The merchants in various towns
are organizing Protective Assoc
iations, the object of which is to
eliminate the debtor whose family
is always too sick or whose luck
is always too bad to pay his bills.
1t is e od time for the debtor to
organ u an association for
his va welfare by beginning to
pay his debts.