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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

81 Found This Man on My Doorstep
I will 60 down to the foot of the street
and jump off the dock"
And my insurance premium not
paid for this quarter" groaned Dusen-
berry.
I command you to subject yourself
to my will, and if you behave yourself
l shall probably give you back to your
self in the morning, for you don't i'm
prove on close acquaintance. Go to
sleep, and stay that way until / call
you"
Dusenberry subsidized. and I was in
charge once more. As a reward for
his obedience | took him to the best
restaurant on town and gave him
q So dinner: then / left him to go to
the opera and occupy u SO seat in q
box. though he did not care for that.
SO i went out after the first act and
took in Il few church fairs. | loathe Il
fair, but | was teaching Dusenberry Il
lesson. / subscribed With his hand
and in his writing to various building
funds and missionary funds for or
phans and funds for clergymen. and /
don't know what all-fuilds aggregat-
ing q stitfish little sum of several hun
dred. But / knew that Dusenberry
could stand if, and he was mean in
money matters 1t would serve my
vengeance and be for the peace of his
soul to do some good with his money.
On leaving the last fair / slipped and
fell down stairs, for / could not get
used to Dusenberry's thick legs. Good.
] was trusting Dusenberry. went in
to q cafe and drank a pint Of heavy.
sweet liquors. Good Dusenberry
would have the govt. / went into the
park and sat on bench in the chill
wind with hat off and coat unbuttoned.
Good. / was giving Dusenberry a cold.
/ returned to the hotel, q little anx-
ious about my real self, when an i'm
portant person blocked the way and
said in loud voice: Now, then. sir.
want to know when you're going to
pay my bill"
1t was humiliating to be detained
and addressed in this public manner,
and j started to blush; but. after all,
this was Dusenberry's business. Let
him blush if he knows how. / would
see if he did Never. sir" ] answered.
And Dusenberry didn't blush. "After
being dunned in this open and often
sive way | shall not pay you one cent"
Lou won I, won you! wen see 10
morrow"
$50 away. do not know you"
"Ha, ha! That's good. You'll make
my acquaintance in the courts, then,
soon"
Go to the deyilw You see, ] was
getting up reputation for rudeness
as well as for immortality for Dusen-
berry, and now | had precipitated him
into lawsuit
Presently found that / was growing
tired, for Dusenberry must have been
up late on the night before. And it
seemed to me then that J had enough
of my present form. ] began to tnnk
strongly of home, Of my comfortable
bed. of my bath, of my cool, fresh lin
en- in the locker. Yes would go there
but first would 90 to! the hotel, get
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28
The Origin of Dyspepsia.

Doctor-It's merely case of dys.
pepsia ma'am.
Wife-And what does that come
from9
Doctor-lt comes from the Greek
ma'am.
Wife-Ah, | thought he'd been
getting at something. He was all
right as long as he stuck to tea.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28
Not a Hard TASK.

Mamma What are you trying to
draw
Little Ethel-A elephant.
''Rather difficult subiectP"
sd rather draw elephants than
anything else, because my friends
can always tell what it is. They
knows elephant is the only animal
wifi two tails
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

Hegeman's CamphOr Zee with GlycerIne.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Tender or Feet
Chiblains. Piles. &C. c. G. Clark Co. New Haven. Ct.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and ST. bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
90. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

If the Baby is CuUIlng Ieeth.
Be sure and that old and welltried remedy, MRS.
WISsLows SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28
h. and H.

VIII clean Silks Wooden Goods. Ribbons Curtains
and Carpets. Uneeualed for cleaning house, kill
Ing moths and renovating grease spots. Price 15c.
2cakes for Csc. For sale everywhere Address
H. & H., Des MOines, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

.FIanson's Magic Com salve."
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask you
druggist Tor il. Price 70 cents.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

About this season of the year the sum-
mer engagement has to be put in splints.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

MY Body Was Carried Up Stairs.
carelessness I started toward the bar,
thrusting my-that is, Dusenberry's
hands into mythat is, Dusenberry' s
pockets as / went There was wad
or bills in ti1e right pocket
IT was no pant 9f my scheme to rob
my victim. though / intended to have
revenge on him before was through,
and did not want TO touch his money.
had enough Of my own anyway. But
good gracious it was on my other self
Thete was sixty good American dol
lars in the pocket Of that unconscious
fly ire across the lobby that belonged
to me After some delay caused by an
slfnaccountable aversion 10 touching my
sasdy, j went over and shook myself. I
breathing heavily, and WAS APP
parently in q deep sleep. Somehow
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

Karl's Glover Root Tea,
The great Blood purifier freshness and
10 The Complexion and cures Constipation. ,5Oc$l
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

Ten dollars is the average annual income
of native of India.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

Fancy sometimes paints friend, but
never whitewashes him.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

Suicide is less prevalent in Ireland than
In any other country in the world.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

West virginia's coal area is greater than
John Bulls ~
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

Mississippi grows J, o9e,0o bales Of cotton
annually.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28
ST. Louis. ST. Louis!

st. Louis! st. Louis!
The Wabash will sell round trip tickets
to ST. Louis, September29tht to October 9th,
inclusive. Good returning to October Sth,
inclusive, for one fare HORACE SEELY,
Commercial Agent, 220 Fourth ST., Des
Moines, Iowa
Some people practice humility in order
to get the under hold.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

Halls Catarrh Cure
is taken internally. Price, 75c.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

myself and leave Dusenbcrry hsleep
the boot room.
entered the hotel looked at the regis
Ter and requested to be taken to room
n
That's whore Mr.. Ferguson was put,
isn't it,"
Yes
We'll, he's gone,
"Whatw
He sobercd UP Just I little while
ago
..IIn1v 1.ln ro,, q, fhnt hn hos snl,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

While opportunity awaits every man, It
does not put IN its leisure time blowing a
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28
m5 SnS dye WORKS
221 Locust. Send for price list; we dry
clean all kinds of Fine Dresses, Etc.
NO MORE GRAY HAIR.

BRUCELINE, the only genuine remedy for re-
storing gray hair to its natural color; no dye and
harmless. Thousands or Testimonials. $i.0O per
bottle. Druggists, BRucELIsE Co. 65 Wall St. NY
Treatise on tho hair sent on application. FREE.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-09-28

I command you to subject yourself
to my will, and if you behave yourself
/ shall probably give you back to your
self in the morning, for you don't i'm
prove on close acquaintance. Go to
sleep, and stay that way until call
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
Hitting the Nail.

The travel Of thousands Of human be-
ings up and down the tiled corridors Of
the postofice has so worn the tiles that
it is like walking over plowed ground.
An old man and his wife, evidently
strangers on a visit, were inspecting the
interior Of the building the other day,
when she noticed the roughness and
called his attention to it, and added:
Samuel, l didn't know that SIGH a
floor as this ever warped"
"Of course it don't" he replied, as he
stopped TO look.
Then it's settled or sprung"
Cant be. Stone floors can't spring.
Lemme take look"
He went out doors and peered around
for two or three minutes, and then re-
joined her tc say:
Cant see any place where he got un-
der, but l know what's the matter.
Some stray hogs got under there and
riz part OF the floor up with his back.
Don't you remember how they used to
crawl under our kitchen and almost lift
the hull house up:"-New York World.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
The Cost of Feasts in the Past.

Ii 1888 the opening Of lingo Jones
new theater was celebrated by an elabo-
rate banquet, attended by the lords Of
the council, and the bill amounted to
GS4 IS. 4d, exclusive Of wine. Glass
and plate were hired, and some of the
former was broken and had to be paid
for. We have the details Of three dim
ners in 1916. a leg Of mutton costs IS.
Al; sirloin OF beef, 9s.; chickens and
3 rabbits, IS. Cd; 8 artichokes, Is, and
/ caulihowers, Is. 81. For buttered ale,
the ingredients Of which were hundred
eggs, gallons of ale, pounds Of bus~
ter, pounds Of sugar and ounce Of
nutmegs, the charge was los. 1id.-Gen-
tleman's Magazine.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
SILVER. Not Honor, Wanted.

Theodore &c Banville, the poet, could
not be persuaded to seek place in the
French Academy. One day Francois
Coppee vainly tried all his arts to over
come the prejudice Of De Banville.
But" he cried at last, what viii you
do if we bring you the notification Of
your election on a silver plate: De
BanviIle answered quickly, i shall GER
tainly accept the silver plate. Paris
Figaro.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
Mrs, Joe Persons Remedy
VIII Cure Eczema.
LAGRANGE, y. c., Sc

LAGRAEGE, y. C., Sept. ~.
Mrs. Joe Person, kittrcIi, \. G.:
DEAR MApAA-I have used your valuable
Remedy with satisfactory results in n very &c
we're case OF Eczema. II il highly important TO
use the Wash in connection with the Remedy.
Wishing that sGcJt 81 may attend you IN your
noble undertaking. am, respectfully,
Mas. HENRY l.. DILLOE.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
THE KIT.


Be careful in making up your kit. II
you have long and rough travel and any
p0rtaging never take box, no matter
how many patents are attached to it OF
how convenient it may look on the
BRIDESMAIDS counter. 1t is announcement
TO carry in boat and impossible to
carry through the woods. know moth
ing better than good substantial bag,
made Of oiled canvas, thoroughly water
tight, and arranged so it can be laced
snugly together. | have seen leather
bags also which served the purpose adj
mirably.
Each camper requires a pair Of blan-
kets, gray or dark red; the clothing
have mentioned, say, two large crash
towels, soap, small hand glass, comb and
brush, tooth brush and paste, needles,
thread, thimbles and buttons, couple OF
pairs of old kid gloves, a pair of scissors
pocket knife, belt sheath and sheath
knife, small bottle of arnica, bottle Of
Jamaica ginger, "book" of court plas
ter, bottle of citrate of magnesia IN
powder, and two or three bottles Of lax
alive pills, as advised by physician. /
would not advise spirits, except bottle
Of excellent brandy. to De used only
after a severe wetting and when there
are indications that a cold has set in.
If you propose to camp at some place
far away from a grocery store you must,
Of course, take your provisions along,
and here comes the most troublesome
part Of your camping outfit. You must
have tea, coffee and sugar, sirup, bag Of
salt, biscuits, pepper, mustard. vinegar
and curry. | am a strong advocate Of
canned food for the camp, and in this
form should have beef, lobster, salmon,
tongue and perhaps tomatoes and corn.
Butter is also necessary, but, if posi- BILE,
get it from the nearest farm house.
Better take along also bag Of pre-
pared" flour, buckwheat and rice, if you
wish. and, above all, some tins Of good
condensed milk Condensed coffee is also
an excellent article. You can have also
prepared soups, chocolate, etc, which
add to the luxury of camp life. But be
| careful about overwhelming your bag
gage. Each camper should have tin
| plate and cup, a spoon, knife and a fork.
THE CAMP.
The camp should have frying pan,
three graduated tin kettles, the larger
with the capacity Of a gallon or more,
and one fitting closely into the other; an
ak for heavy Chopping is necessary, and
| it would be we'll 10 have a small Ratchet
for light work. a pocket compass Is in
| dispensable, as are also parlor matches.
There is no comfort in camping unless
you take tent, and the "a" structure,
strong cotton, in my judgment, Is best.
! One eight by ten feet and six feet high
will accommodate six persons. Better
take along your ridge pole and tent pins,
and always have an ample supply OF
cord. II Is we'll to take tent pins, be-
cause sometimes You are suddenly over
taken by rain storm. or you reach the
camping ground after dark, and il is in
convenient or impossible to obtain tent
pins. Never take crockeryware, for il
is sure to break and heavy to carry.
Sufficient attention is not always given
to q camp site. In choosing the spot
several considerations should weigh. 1t
should be near wood and water, and,
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
DI:. -. x. GI.ZE:.

vii. aay To the eltl1aI4- u DuThs IA and sur
rounding sE.ir.rg ElHE have taken course
al rne,3.g.t.e a.: tIu Leonard Medical school,
fkaIeI,-a. y. C.. aa3 fost course at ilD|aId
EulEerrlty. Washington. ID. {, where had
Z ue ADJ ant4zc gf Frreduau's Hospital, which
cguta ned 80 bE4-, where nearly every dis ase
winch zttaCEs mankind = trt atcG. I'd nav
INK zr4I4atcd VITA honor 81 my class. now
therefore. feeling competent - do the work
Of physician, oder ny professional services
TO Durham and surrounding yICIulty.
tEItIcg hours 10 ~ IN, Ia =. II 10 >
y. n No. 80. 24IA street. KEN pner corner.
D. Il GREEN. ". -.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
TAR. }. j. THANTo.,

with fIty y.-rsf experience as = General
Pr4ctltIyCsr, tenders G.s services 10 the cti1-
ze4as 81 B4rtHal. Iil. ~Iecla.tIcs: Mucous
Membrane. Glands and Nerves females Ia
.rtlcuLtgt IudI g,=stiyu. bronchitis, scrOiuIs,
Constipation AMI Hts4LACu he, secondary and
Hereditary DEsszasea. Home at 4. VI. Hern-
dOnS. Ors1ggEeF Jones Jcwclry store. once
8guTs. 2 O'Clock q "a - y n. and from y. III
t. { = ~.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
VIII Cure Skin Eruption.

!. the undersigned, do certify that our babe,
at the age of three months, was taken with a
breaking out or skin eruption, which baiiicd
the skill! OF our finest physicians for two years,
and never did get r"ucf until | used Mrs. Joe
Persons Remedy, and one half bottle made a
tual cure ". :. Roach.
CuKyilic, Pitt County. y. G..
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22

Sweets are said 10 be bad for the
teeth"
They are, very. Ny wife made pie
the other day, and broke FIVE Of my
front cnes trying to bite through it. -
Harper's Bazar.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22

! was badly afflicted with nurse sore mouth
ana was perfectly cured by using Mrs. Joe
Persons HemrIy. ! found IL tine tonic and
strengthened Of the system.
MKs. JOSEPH kISsEY.
Sept 49, lsql. LaGTaugc, y. G.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22

.at>r0S. y. c.. June -. $50.
Mr.. 10. Person, hIttr..I. =. G..
DAB NAuAZ-I have used your Remedy a.
u Tonic and HOOD Further and uHncsitAtingiy
pronounce IL the b'~t that have tired. feel
satisfied that II ~. lO al yOu claim for 81.
H. ID. LEgCEX.
Ttz~r8~ BAIT st church.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
Nurses Sore Mouth Cured.

| have used Mrs Joe Persons Remedy FOR
nurses sore mouth. and y a. perfectly cured
4ui can recommend IL 10 "A good tonic.
dRs. ~. :. ACNAIR,
Jan. -, ls4l AaHtob, y. {.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
Every Man
4 Capitalist.

You can become capitalist at
once by laying bya small part of
your yearly income and invest
ing it III Tontine policy Of the
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-02-22
POINTS FOR CAMPERS
CLOTHING FOR HEALTH AND CON-
FORT WHILE IN THE WOODS,

what Tools and sundries to Take Along.
How the Camp Should BE seIeeted-A
List II Articles for the Kit-some of
the Necessary Food Supplies.
Too few of the boys who spend their
vacation IN the wilderness study care
fully enough the methods adopted by
persons OF extensive camping experience
There is no pleasure in holiday spent
IN the wilderness unless the ca1uners
understand how tomake themselves COM
Portable and 90 avoid the confusion and
dlscomforts which fall to the lot of the
ordinary gryenhorn.
Yet the whole thing is very easy to
learn. For those who do not want to
think out the subject for themselves let
me give few suggestions as the result
OF my own experience for a number of
years OF camp life, as we'll as the expert
ence Of large number Of friends of
mine.
always use a Norfolk iacket-called
IN this country Oxford jacket, or belted
coat-made loose, of strong homespun.
and capable Of being worn open when il
is warm, or belted tight when the
weather is cold. This coat looks quite
sportsmanlike. The cap is a matter OF
choice, but | like best the deer stalker,
which receives in this country the rather
obvious name Of fore-and-after. It
should be Of the same color and material
as the coat.
To be thoroughly de rigueur for wild
life the camper should wear homespun
or corduroy knickerbockers, with black
or gray stockings, unless the region
where he places his camp is badly
plagued by mosquitoes, when he had
better wear trousers, as the fly pests will
put their bills clean through the stock
ings. The stockings should be Of wool
and ribbed.
For lying about the camp, canoeing.
boating or light tramping, thin yellow
leather and sometimes canvas shoes
might be used, but for all heavy work
there is nothing like a solid boot, roomy
with wide sole and wide heel, laced
tightly about the ankle and resembling
the old fashioned English shooting boot
For underwear wooden is far the best
because, while not over warm, this ma
terial rapidly throws off all moisture,
should advise wool for outer as we'll as
inner shirts, and the farmer should be Of
a color which will not too easily show
stains. The drawers should be Of the
same material as the inner shirt
Two inner and two outer shirts, two
; pairs Of drawers and, if possible, tive
pairs Of trousers or knickerbockers-o
/ L l.,
jacket, will be sufficient. Don't forge
handkerchiefs, light socks, and any kline
of belt that you prefer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-07-09

its existence, as existing de facto,
and az such he recognized it. 1t
was afterward, however, formally
and fully recognized by the Harri-
son administration as possessing
all the rights of sovereignty, and
the United States entered into
negotiations with it, as possessing
these rights. The recognition thus
accorded to it has never been with
drawn. The Cleveland admins
tration on the contrary accredited
two ministers to it and specific as
surances were given to the Govern
ment through the usual diplomatic
channels, that its sovereignty was
fully recognized.
1t is utterly fatuous to talk about
a de jure Government existing In
this country which is not the actual
Government. From the standpoint
of international law, there is but
one Government here, which is both
de facto and de jure. Any Govern
ment which is regularly estab-
lished, and which asserts a COM
plete and undisputed authority
throughout its jurisdiction is
Government de jure, and must be
recognized. The law makes the
right Of Government to exist
dependent simply upon the fact
of it's existence. To travel outside
the bare fact is to appeal from
the code of law to that of ethics,
and the code of ethics as such is
not administered of earthly courts.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-07-09
PERSONALS.

J. F. Clay, of the Paradise OF the
Pacific, returned from Maui on the
Claudino.
P. c. Jones, A. S. Wilcox and
G. n. Wilcox returned from Maui
yesterday.
J. A. Magoon is in town again.
G. F. Horner arrived on the
Claudine for short stay in the
Capital city.
S. G.. Wilder has returned from
Kahului.
DR.. George Herbert, formerly
Government physician at Waikiki,
came down on the Claudine. He
will locate here permanently, his
former position being assumed by
DR.. Armitage.
G. w. Ashford arrived from
Maui yesterday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-07-09
FULLY RECOGNIZED.

An effort has been made to make
it appear that the recognition of
the Republic by the United States
Minister is imperfect and is of a
government de facto only, and not
de jure. This is a mere attempt to
throw dust in the eyes, and it
should not deceive any person of
discernment. The truth lies in
nutshell. The American Minister
has extended to the Republic ex-
actly the same recognition as has
already been extended by the Unit
ed States to the Provisional Gov
eminent, and that is the recogni-
ton of government de jure as well
as de facto. To refer back to the
recognition by Minister Stevens, as
though that were the only one
which had ever been received, is
absurd. Minister Stevens naturally
could only treat the Provisional
Government, in the first stages of