New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-16
THE TALK or The DAY.

States sub-Treasury Building because there are %
many cool millions in IL.
4 Little New Woman."-IIe-Wha shame Il b
that men may ask women to marry them and wom-
she-0h. wei. yoq know suppose they can al
He-What do yOu mean by h.nt?
She-WeiL they can always say "Oh. ID .ovv
you so'-,Punch.
The Beg Government. l. is reported is abou, TO
open negotiations with the British Government look.
ing the establishment Of telephone Ines between
London and Bruises The authorities Berlin
have signfed their Willingness to continue the line
Berlin. and the prosoec; = good that London ard
Berlin WI soon he connected by telephone by way
OF Ostenl ana Brussels
with sarlires bringing only g ca~ in New
York. and FISH selling az . 30 hogshead in East:
very good and 1t Is predicted that they will shut
down until times improve.-Lewiston CMe) Journal
Small incandeseent lamps. using secondary bat
teries weighing about haf a pound. used for
night service in the German Army I; has been sug-
gesiei that they be used with balloons for Sig
mailing and the bicycle corps them n recon.
noitrng. The small accumula;ors have also Sss
supplied TO powder magazines and artillery Gep'a
Fame now Is an honor that's easily won
Much thanks or to the me T SapeFs n. ,
--Eo<ton Budget
Ben Davies the English singer. declares tina, from
a musical point OF view the United States is con-
siderably N advance Of England
The Frenchman asked English sparmaker what
he was making.
"A yard" the reply.
How much have YOU got DONE" the next
question.
Where did the spar come from?'
And the Frenchman very much surprised at
the lucidity of the answers and amazed at the SIM
plicity OF our language --tLeisure Hours.
A catyclysm is threatened in Kansas because the
dealers want 100000 stamps to attach TO packs Of
playing cards. and they can't get them
The Puritans had it is said
A most grim way
In fact, their lifelong motto was;
Cincinnati Tribune.
The Anti Marrying club. OF Derby. Conn. after
a stirring and uncertain life of thirty-six hours, has
dIsban ded The young who were its members
pledged themselves not to walk the street with
ladies or escor, them TO place of entertainment
This is the message the telegraph messenger
am dying. Kate" Eight hours later he arrived az
the summer hotel to be met the piazza by Kate
such a message?" he asked. oh" she gureed. 4
wanted to say that | was dying To see YOU out NJ
ten words ran out and had 10 stop."-tlndianapohs
Journal.
Committee intended to go a-junketlng with the
money of the State?
FrIend-You still employ DR. Harlhead ! see
Mrs. De Style-He's just lovely. My husband andI
both like him When We are ailing he always rec,
omnends old port for my husband and Ne"po"
for me-(New-Haven Palladium.
When the hish-wheeed bicycles were introduced
into Morocco. the Sultan of that country USED
them as a means OF furnishing his wives The OF.
Tending women compelled 10 ride them. ana
when they fell off. the Sultan exclaimed, Dismal
lah." and laughed
Pride is sometimes brought low by other means
than fall. gentleman who paid large sum
for an officers room on deck for ocean voyage
was inclined at first 10 give himself an ar ra 81
nr Bnt terrible OF storm hooded the deck
days thereafter. and his pride was drowned "a:
II don't mind paying we'll to cross the Atlantis
but don't like to go through n"-(Boston Tran
script.
~yhen a little boy Sheridan lie Fanu wrote tns
following essay on the life OF "A mans ne
naturally divides itself into three parasitic nrst
when he IL planning and contriving all kinds o.
vany and rascalty; that is the period OF you"
and innocence In the second he Is found puttlnS
In practice all the villany and rascalty he MAJ
contrived: that Is the flower OF manhood and prims
OF life The third and last period is that when No
is making his soul ana preparing for anotn"
world: that Is the period OF dotage."
Something to Look Forward to[rarme, DmIr5
(after fourteen hours at haying)-Never mhu
Tommy; haydn don't last forever Jest rem me, ssv
hat winters comin' soon, an nothin' 10 DO put so
wood an tend the cattle an go to schooi q"
study nights-(Harper's Bazaar
Mr. Willis NJ Chenery. president OF the Chenes.
Manufacturing Company, OF Portland Me- W."
r. Democrat, saws that before the MCKINNEY 'a
went into operation nearly all the pearl pu''oa
used in this country came from Europe n.'
In year after the passage Of the Mckinney 'A
IL 900 people were manufacturing pearl ou''oh'
this country and competition reduced the pr'ee
low what 1t was under low tarln ME- N 49,.
adds that since the present tarin law wen. un
operation the price OF pearl buttons has gone W
10 per cent.
pro,s.sor nac,ur,np ON the gorilla) -Gentlem,,en
you must give me your UNDIVIDED az ~ thishide.
impossible for you to form a true iuss Sred "a me-
.Boston Commercial Bulletin.