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TO MAKE YOU SMILE.

Frlend-l wonder, Ethel that you allowed
that Frenchman to kiss you In the conserva-
tory.
Ethel couldn't help it.
Fiiend-Why couldn't you?
Ethei-BecauSe can't speak French
-Pearson's Weekly
Justice (tilting jug)-And this is sample Of
the moonlight stuff you make?
PrisOner-It Is, sir.
Justce-SlX months. It's the same brand
lacked last year. when had to suspend court
SIX weeks ATLANTA Constitution.
learned too late, the Benedict said,
What man is slow to understand,
Ihat woman is only the weaker vessel
The while she yet remains unnamed.
Puck.
"Why did you run away from your first
wIfe?"
because she poisoned my very existence"
III your first wife poisoned your very exist
ence why did you get married a second time ?"
"Well, you see, / took the second one as a
sort OF an antidote."-T ammany Times.
She-Why doesn't Mr. de Spud marry?
He-He is waiting 10 become rich TO get mar
red.
She-He isn't like most OF them, is he?
He-How Is that?
She-Ihey are waiting TO get married TO be-
come rich.-Detroii Free Press.
While some dine turkey nne.
Their heartfelt thanks expressing.
Alas, a few will have to 60
With crow and chestnut dressing.
Washington Star.
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PAUPER PEERS.

The increasing mpecuniosity OF the
British aristocracy is becoming subject
of serious thought among conservative
EDglishmen whose creed is expressed in
the lines:
Let learning. commerce, letters die,
But save our old nobility.
Good Judgment has enabled number of
English noblemen to ward off poverty by
marrying American heiresses. but the sup
ply of the latter proves insufficient 10 meet
the demand, and pauperism among the
titled class is spreading rapidly When
the law OF entail WAS amended so that the
entail could be broken by the assent of
two generations it was predicted that
many Of the old families of England would
be reduced to poverty within the century,
The prophecy is proving true. A vast
proportion of Englshmen of title are re-
duced 10 earn their own living; and, as
many of them have Inherited from non
working ancestry habits and instincts
which do rot contain much git-up-and-git
they do not always succeed.
Some one has been to the trouble TO COL
ect from the chronicle of the Peerage and
Baronetage a list of few OF the families
which have disappeared. The Echlins
were q great Irish house 10 the time of
James the First. Now one Of the sons is
a policeman. another private soldier, the
third footman. The Burdettes fiourished
10 the time Of Henry the Third; the heir
is now yagabond in New Zealand, doing
odd jobs for bushmen; his father died in the
penitentiary, where he was serving out a
sentence for theft. Sir Edward Poore.
whose ancestor figures largely in the his
tory of Queen Mary. kept saloon in
Western Australia. and died a pauper,
The widow of the last Lord Kirkland was
washerwoman at Kenslngton, when
some OF her noble friends heard of her.
and got her small pension. The last Lord
hlrkudbright kept small glover's store
In Edinburgh till his death. Sir Richard
Mo0re died street beggar in Dublin.
Lady Mansel, whose husband was "a mem
Der OF oGe of the best families in England
lately sang low songs in concert hall ia
New York. Two titled Englishmen are
policemen in Australia. another takes tin
types at seashore resorts. brother of the
Marquis Of Runtlsy was lately tried for
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The Chicago. Union Pacific and Northwestern
Railways form the only line running Pullman
drawing room sleepers and dining cars daily, san
Francisco to Chicago without change. Time to
Chicago only three and one-half days and TO New
York four and one half days
Select tourist excursions to Chicago, daily with
out change, in Pullman upholstered tourist cars.
For tickets and sleeping gear accommo dations
call on or address d. W. Hitchcock. general ageut
/ Montg omery street, San Francisco
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COHEN BAILED OUT.
His Old Bondsmen Came to His Res
cue on the Cf,arpe of Perjury.

~H~~T Ut NEE~ ~7''~1H Oh
Louis Cohen is evidently a man OF influence,
or is one possessed of Information that, II dis
closed, would seriously damage some one who
has a potent "pull." Judge Wallace COM
mitted him TO the County Jail for perjury
Wednesday afternoon and set his bail at
$4,000. Cohen said that he would not be long
In prison. and lie was right Early yesterday
morning, long before daylight, James Long,
the attorney, appeared at the portal OF the
prison with an order for CoheD's release, signed
by Judge Trout.
The three men who gave $4,000 bail for
Cohen's release when he was arrested for
field.
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Chanukah Celebration.

1t is announced that the sheriff. Israel con-
gregallon, corner Post and Taylor Streets Will
hold Chanukah celebration at the end OF next
month. 1t Will probably take the usual cantata
or chlldren's entertainment form and the pro-
ceeds of the 25-cent admission fee charged will
be placed toward the purchase OF library of
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Phillips Rock Island Excursions

Leave San Francisco every Wednesday via
RIO GRANDE AND Rock ISLAND RAILWAYS.
Through tourist sleeping cars TO Chicago and hos-
on. Manager and porter accompany these excur-
sioDs through to Boston. For tickets, seeping-car
aceommod ations and further information address
CLINTON JONES General Agent Rock Island Rail-
way, 80 Montgomery street, San Francisco
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"Mrs Winslow,s Soothing svrunp

Has been used fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while Teething with
perfect success. 1t soCthes the child. sotens the
Gums, allays Pain. cures Wind Cole regulates the
Bowels, and is the best remedy for Diarrheas
whether arising from teethng or other causes.
Forsale by Druggists in every part of the world
BE sure and ask for Mrs. Minslow's Soothing
Syrup. 25c a bottle.
The morning call., 1894-11-30

MORE than $4,000 people read the Pacific
States Watchman"; 10000 bona fde subscrlb-
ers: largest legitimate circulation OF any
monthly west of the Rocky Mountains A few
dress WIN. II. BARNES, ST. AIMS building.
San Francisco, Cal
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SALT rheum with its intense itching and burn
ing. is cured by Hoods SarsapariIla. Many who
were formerly severe sufferers have reason to
thank "the peculiar medicineN for cures effected.
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viii Attend in q Rodv

The Elks' Lodge have decided to attend Mr..
Thomas Keene's opening nights performance
on Monday, when be Will produce Orchard
Ill" 10 body. Mr.. Keene is charter mem
Der OF The San Francisco lodge.
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THE EASTERN OFFICE OF THE CALL,
90 Potter building New York City, is provided with
files of California papers. Visitors welcome. Ad-
Yertising rates and sample copies furnished.
Z. K MISCH Manager.
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books for the use of the younger folk OF the
congregation Sheriff Israel. Credit for the
idea should be given 10 one Of the trustees of
the synagogue, Is. Schideman
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Grand Concert Tonight

At the California and Broderek Street
Church. Mr.. Hugo Mansfield and Miss Perry
Will assist. w. r. Heroy, director. Admission
% Cents.
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j. F. CUTTERS OLD BoURBoN-This cele-
brated whisky for sale by all tirst-class druggists
and grOcers. Trademark-Star within shields
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TEAMSTERS, FARMERS, BLACKSMITHS
l carpe nters and other help awaiting situations
at j. F. CRoSETT CO.'S employment office, 629
Sacramento st. NOES st
Y DUNG MAN WISHES A PLACE ON RANCH
or orchard; will work years; wages $50 Call
or address CHAS. MCGOWEN, 1913 Clementina
street. no3O Cts
VA ANTED - SITUATION BY YOUNG MAN
" Germany 10 do kitchen work assist in dining
room make beds or other work. Please address
ID. NIELlTZ 624 Washington ST., upstairs. 80 3t%
would like to have situation rs cook for
steady job. Address NJ. g., box las. Call Branch
once. no30 2t~
LLDERLY MAN WELL. ACQUAINTED WITH
y kitchenwork wants situation 20 wash dishes
clean vegetables or 90 any kind of WORK; small
pay Please address P. M, box l6l, Call Branch.*
INTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN, GOOD EDUCA
L ton, nov afraid of Work. wishes situation of
any kind; So per week. A. b. j., box 1877, Gail
Branch Office.
MOULD LIKE JOB BARTENDING; CAN
W mix all OF my whisky: eight years expert
ence; good reference given. Address W. W.. box
129. Cal Branch. no29 3tt
STEADY YOUNG MAN WISHES Any KIND
- of work Address Steady, box 50, Call Branch
Once. no29 3t*
( CARPENTER, FIRST CLASS MECHANIC
\ wants work by the day contract: city or
country; best references. Address Carpenter, box
l1lCaII brahch OIhce no29 SITS
A GIVE YOUNG MAN WISHES POSITION As
~ light porter in wholesale house; can drive
delivery wagon and furnish best OF reference.
Address or call 32l Eighth ST. no29 2U*
YOUNG MAN WANTS SITUATIONS; ANY
kind light work. small wages. A, box a.. this
Office noZ9 3t*
BARBER WANTS STEADY EMPLOYMENT:
deity or country. Address b c., box 81 Call
Branch ONCE. no2S 3t<
POSITION BY YOUNG MAN N HARDWARE
l store; has had experience in plumbing and
tnsmith work. Address Ii. w, box 50, Call
branch ONCE. NOES SIS
DOSITION WANTED AS SHIPPING-CLERK BY
i young man: good references. Address w H.
box 100, Call Branch Office no2S 3ts
NJ ANTED-BY JAPANESE. SITUATION TO
~ wait on table or cooking. homework in small
family in the city country; can speak good
English. Address GEO. y. YOSdIOKA, 5US
o'Farrell ST. no2S 3t<
XoUNG MAN WITH CONSIDERABLE EX-
pertence on private places desires situation IN
city or country: is good hosJler and mixer: ref
erences II required. Address Nj. C.. box 1l6, Cali
Branch ONCE. moss 3t@
SITUATION WANTED - ENGINEER WITH
- hrSt-ciass license; can repair and 40 pipe ht-
ting; best references. Address $50 Ellis A. B. 2t*
BANTER WANTS SITUATION IN HOTEL:
moderate wages If steady work; is a good me-
chanic; sobrr ana reliable: good references Cal
or address % Garden ST.. bet. Sixth and seventh.
on harrison. after O'Clock. no27 5t*
no DAIRYMEN-W BY MAN or 20
years experience situation as cheeSe-maker;
hrSt-claSs references given. Address W. A.
TUCKER 7. o. box 159. Petauma, CaLno16 2Ot*
THE LARKIN-STREET BRANCH OFFICE OFF
L THE CALL has been transferred to IL Larkin
ST., where advertisements Will be received up to
$3.50 NJ.
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d PROFESSOR LIVINGSTON'S LJGuT,-7,--
dress cutting machine best. 2O4 Powell ~ @
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES:

paTTy CALL dncluding sundays $6per year by
mai postpaid; Is cents per week, or 65 cents per
calendar month, through carriers. DAILY CALL
Eve copies throe months, t6 20. SUNDAY CALL,
q 60 per year. postpaid SUNDAY CALL and
WEEKLY CALL, $3.50 per year, postpaid nH-1AAA
CALL. q per year, postpaid
THE CALL cannot return rejected manuscripts,
nol viii the editor enter into correspondence re-
AfNcuAA them.
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k'LDERLY MAN WELL ACQUAINTED WITH
- kttchenwork wants situation TO wash dishes
clean vegetables or 40 any kind of WORK; small
pay. Please address p. NJ, box l6l, Call Branch
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GLAcE pineapple. SOC lb. Townsend's.
BACON Printing Company. 5o8 Clay Streets

FINEST eyeglasses 20 cents, 81 Fourth street
Sundays, 736 Market street. Sell In stores
81 90. Kasrs Celebrated Shoe House.
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= WEAV Frs ON BLANKETS An FL 49,
- for large mill; farmer and wife eas, ~ r L.
for wife. MURRAY S READY, 634 CIay a. pace
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FEMALE HELP WANTED.

Sri NJ
" HealdsburE, so: girl, Napa, $50: cook, see
ond girl, German aud Swedish girls, city; girls
957 Market st.
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AS bearing on the antiquity Of card playing,
the first Pharoah layout was In connection
with the Red Sea.-Philadelphia Times.
The morning call., 1894-11-30

INTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN, GOOD EDUCA-
ton, afraid of work. wishes situation of
any kind; SIS per week. A. b. j., box l27, Can
Branch Office.
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SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE.

/ EAMSTERS, FARMERS, BLACKSMITHS,
carpenters and other help awaiting situations
t j. f. CROSETT d CO.'S employment Office, 628
st. noes st
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D0SIT1ONS GUARANTEED DRESS1l 49,
j learning cutting; patterns cut TO or ENS
207A Powell St, over p o. Oakland. M zoe,
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IA ANTED - SITUATION BY YOUNG MAN
" Germany TO do kitchen work, assist in dining
room, make beds other work. Please address
ID. NIELITZ. 624 Washington ST., upstairs so 3t+
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THE DAILY MORNING CALL

FOR SALE AT
New York ..... BRENTANO BROS. 5 Union Square
Chicago w B. SIZER, 1S9 State street
New Orleans. G ALLOT& JOUBERT, 115H Common
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no DAIRYMEN-W ANTED BY A MAN OF 20
years experience situation as cheeSe-maker;
nrSt-class references given. Address W. A.
TUCKER. ?. o. box l59. Petauma, CaLno16 2Ot*
THE LARKIN-STREET BRANCH OFFICE OF
L THE CALL has been transferred to III Larkin
$3.50 NJ.
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GOOB BARBER FOR SATURDAY Ann ST7I
" day. 2003 Mission st.
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Northern Pacific Overland Route.

Hyou are anticipating a journey to the
East don't fail to get our rates before buy
ing elsewhere. L. K. Stateler, general
agent, 63S Market street, S. f.
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THE MORNING CALL

Has a larger Circulation than any
other newspaper published in San
Francisco.
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STEADY YOUNG MAN WISHES ANY KIND
ONCE no29 3t=
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Young MAN WITH CONSIDERABLE EN-
L pertence on private places desires situation IN
city or country: is good hosJer and mixer; ref
erences If required. Address Nj. e., box 1l6, Cali
Branch ONCE. moss 3tk
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POSITION WANTED AS SHIPPING-CLERK BY
i young man; good references. Address w H.
box 100, Call Branch Office no2S 3ts
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puKItCAT.oN otwICF:

BIS Montgomery street near Claw. open until IL
O'Clock T NJ. BRANCH OFFICES: 10 Market
street near Kearny. open until l. o'clock midnight
:sIHayes street open until $50 o'clock; 717Larkin
street. open until 800 clock; " corner Sl1teentn
Rnd Mission streets. open until o'clock zoto
1-lhslon street. open until O'clock ana LIZ -'AS
hAtel open until 9 30 o'clock.
The morning call., 1894-11-30

w AN TEDDY JAPANESE, SITUATION TO
~ wait on table or cooking. homework in small
family in the city or country; can speak good
English. Address GEO. n. YOSHIOKA, 5US
O'Farrell ST. no2S 3t<
The morning call., 1894-11-30

Sam Johnston, for many years In charge of
the country orders department OF Goldberg,
Bowen s. Co.'s grocery, was yesterday rrceiy-
ing the congratulations OF many friends upon
his acquiring partnership interest III the firm.
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DIVIDEND NOTICES.

- Dividend >otice-Office of the Boz
die Consolidated Mining Company, room
%, Nevada block, 500 Montgomery ST. San Fran
cisco. Cal. November 20, 1894. At a meeting OF
the Board of Directors of the above-named COM
pahy. neld this day. dividend NO. 22) Of
twenty-five cents (%5cl per share was declared on
me capital stock of the company, payable edne.-
Day, December 5, 1894, at the transfer azenc,
room room u. o. Broadway. New York, only on stock
issued from the transfer agency in that CITY, and
at the San Francisco office only on stock issued
nere transfer books will close on Monday, No
Vember 20, 1894, at O'Clock p NJ.
hoS1 tu Nd. L. WILLIS. Secretary
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SPECIAL NOTICES


10y BAD Tenants Elected for So Col
VIZ lectons made; city or country. Pacific Col
lection Co, 40 Montgy ST. T. o. Tel 55SOde24tf
EIS Clara FoitZ. Attorney t-Law rms
- IA and 10. 9Th floor, Mills Building Prac-
tlces In all State and Federal courts noI7 n
Ne Private Home la Confinement ami
- diseases OF women: best of care. DIR
ANNA SCHOLTZ $50 Ellis near Jones' ocb3
e. Rooms Whitened Up; Papered
30 oo. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 800 6th.n14 ly
~ Books Bought and SoId-DaIy &
ue~D CURRAN, zoe Powell ST. selS II
- Healy's Old bookstore 2O3 Pow
ur>D ell ST.; Healy wants old books. oc2 II
fSS John II. Lyons, Notary Public and
@~1 commissioner OF Deeds Passports pro-
cured once GOT Montgomery ST.; telephone
o4o9; residence 2202 Steiner st. jyl If
r.. j. Il. MCINTYRE Bookbinder a II
- frInter AZ COMMERCIAL Sc. iy5 II
The morning call., 1894-11-30

The increasing impscuniosity OF the
British aristocracy is becoming g subject
of serious thought among conservative
EDglishmen whose creed is expressed in
the lines:
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AUCTION SALES TO-DAY.
FuRN1rURE-By Geo. F. Lamson. at 1881
Post St. at II O'Clock.
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= SHIP-CARPENTERS,A ALL WINTFRIS V-1,---
- see boss here; house carpenter; milKeT sS9Ihh,
farmers. MURRAY Il READY, ga CLAW S,rN-o;
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IT PHOLS TERER FOR COUNTRY tICT,.--
u So so day and found aud free fare. \ f.
carpenters, country. $3 day. c. r. HASSFI'' y
CO., 10 Geary st. -1'' &
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G0H0 PARTNER WANTED N STRICTLY
u -OO. cash BUSINESS; duties light and easily
learned will clear to each from S75 to SlUO Der
month see to-day. GUS STRAND. 10 Sixth
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pEDDLERS WANTED: GOOD HOUSF90IT
TiSon ST. iiSi-
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u BARTENDER AND CLERK, S25 Ann EC,I-,---
ID neat young man required; motel Watfo.c y ID,
nd $50: hotel cooks, 1856 and S45; ysifa,LS 20
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w OULD LIKE JOB BARTENDING: CAN
w mix all OF my own whisky: eight years expert
ence; good reference given. Address w. w. box
1873 CAL Branch. no29 3tF
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\ DUNG MAN WISHES A PLACE ON RANCH
or orchard; will work years; wages $40. Call
T address CHAS. MCGOWEN, 33S Clementina
trect no3O Cts
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"A ANTED-FIRSr-C CLASS FINISHEPS> - -
" apprentice on pants; steady work. 2G2 H. -
treet. no9a tJue
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u ANTED-MAN WITH 800; A CHANCE 10
W make from $40 10 $50 clear a month in
saloon and lunchhouse with-living rooms. Kearny
st, 235 room IL.
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MARTIN 81 CO., EMPLOYMENT AGFNTC
WI 749 Market ST., main telephone No 1870 p
ntsh all kinds OF reliable male help nos Luz '
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POSITION BY YOUNG MAN N HARDWARE
store; has had experience in plumbing and
tinsmith work. Address Ii. w, box 80, Call
hranch Office. NOES 3t*
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" railroad station, German or scandfnavisIi
woman with, son Is TO 10; woman to cooE ,I
family and hands. do washing and general hon
work; boy TO make himself generally useful aroma
garden and stable: references. Call 1929 MIS-
ST., room Ia, from 2 10 5. no3o 81 i
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MALE HELP WANTED

: HOTEL WATERS FOR A FIRST 49,
- country hotel; stablemen alI-roDrd n LASS
MURRAY Il READY, 634 Clay St "0r6
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'ARPENTER, FIRST CLASS MECHANIC
y wants work by the day or contract: city or
country; best references Address Carpenter box
Ill Call Branch Office. no29 SITS
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I EARN TO CUT AND MAKE PERFFC1 -
II without trying on; test free for on DNESS
Laurence method. 1881 Market 81. ocIo week;
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burning house to believe that he had persisted
in the flames, while he made for some point
in Lower California, or Central America ~.
Colonel Morton had all the qualities of
generalship. In the hour of greatest trial,
when an ordinary man would have lost his
head and have submitted to a fate that
seemed inevitable, he rose equal to the oc-
casion. LIE -
Daylight was breaking over the Coast
Range; but the hundreds Of people, who had
been awoke by the burning of Buena Vista,
forgot the coming sum- in the light that
meant ruin. While hundreds, from home
and park and highway, were watching the
fountains of flame and sparks shooting -up
toward the copper-colored clouds, Colonel
Morton and few followers were making
their way, by means of the underground
passage, to the yacht.
But among all the watchers, there was one
man Who was not deceived, one man who
did not believe that Colonel Morton had the
recklessness to end his life in this way, and
that was Albert Howard While visiting
Buena Vista as Lord Pelham, he had dis
covered the underground passage leading
from the house to the shore, and even as far
back as that he had associated it with the
yacht.
Even if day were not dawning. the con-
fagration gave sufficient light to make every
thing visible about the little bay. Calling
on Mike Regain and his men to follow him.
Howard shouldered. his rife and ran like
deer in the direction of the yacht. -
They reached the shore to find the anchor
up and the sails raised. and the graceful
craft, close pointed to the wind, was creeping
from the shore. Maddened at having his
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Addressing Dora, Mrs. Morton said !;


Addressing Dora, Mrs. Morton said; .
81 am, sahst ed it is as, the servants report.
He is driven to desperation, and I know what
that MEANS Before another day, indeed, be-
fore another sun rises, tile end may have
come. For myself. I do not care; the future
can hold nothing worse than the past but for
your sake, my child, we must leave, and leave
at once" - Nssa.5xs S.r
'And shall so with-you," cried Mile. Ber-
trand, as she held out.her hands appealingly.
Eyes, you 'shall $50 with u.s." responded
Mrs. Morton. Next to Dora, you have been
my best and truest friend. Voluntarily you
have chosen, to remain with me under the
clouds. I cam see no sunlight; but if you
choose to continue the association, my dear
friend, it would beingrattude in me to raise
hand to stay You. Get ready" and with
unexpected eseTsy,y Mrs. Morton rose from