The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-06-07
Let Us All LauCh.

1HE man who loses is never &C
cuscd OF not playing fair. -Giftinys.
The weigh Of the world is about
fourteen ounces to the pound.-Iowa
Gazette.
1T IS very natural for men to fly in
a passion when anything makes them
sore. -Siftings.
ANDREws-What is the extreme
penalty for bigamy? Briggs-Two
mothers-in-law. lid Bits.
81 AM on the trail again." said the
old scout when he trod on the wom-
ans dress. FLORIDA Times.
A FIREMAN who undertook to fight
a fire the other night was severely
licked by the flames. Strip.
ALMOST any man is inclined to per-
NIT his customers to keep their own
opinions .-Galveston News.
A MAN with a wheel in his head
does not necessarily suffer from that
tired feeling.-We,t Union Gazette.
CHANGE for the better" said the
cashier of the pOOl-roOm as he paid
out the cash to the winner.-Sift-
ingS.
CLOsELEIGH-"It gives me great
pleasure to offer you this cigar"
Jones-"Great Scott. is it that bad?"
Life.
A NEW color is known as invisible
blue. 1t will probably be used in the
nIiRnn1nn's nnvr ,n DL;l,
delphia Record.
BENEDICT-"Why won't she marry
you? Is there another man in the
case? Singleton-"Yes; her father"
Boston Traveller.
WAGeE Why don't you get a BIZ
cycle, Pat? Pat-Bicycle nothin':
whin | want to walk l prefer to do it
stannin' up.-Grip.
The room for improvement" which
you hear persons speaking of is GER
tainly not the m you find in a fiat.
-YOnkers Statesman.
TIE average dwarf is at very Seri-
Gus disadvantage. No matter how
large his income, he is always sure
to be ShOrt.-BuffalO Courier.
THE RECToR-"You don't mean to
say you went to a dog show on Sun
day." Penelope-"IeS: ut l looked
at the St. Bernards nly."-Judge.
COURT-What do you mean by sly
ing you were one ia the higher walks
of life? Tramp-I wul in dc noun
tains wild CoXcy. detroit Tribune.
"THE Telescopes Mystery" was the
subject Of a lecture delivered the
other night in Chicago. Anybody
could see through it.-Philadclphia
Ledger.
DRIGGs-"Can a mar serve two
masters?" Henpeck-"Well, that de-
ponds. He may have a wife ard a
grown daughter. you know. The
Waterbury.
THERE was great CONSERVATION
on the stage of the Oriental last
evening"" wrote the critic, "Nhen All
Sing. the leading actor, lost hi" cue"
Boston Courier.
TIE establishment of a coffee
clearing house is projected by the
Coffee Exchange of New York. The
white of an egg is said to be effect
i've. philadelphia Ledger.
WHAT sort of a collection have
you, WHIP" asked the visitor. "Per-
haps l can help YOU" swell, sir"
said Will. "I'm collecting American
coins."-Harpcr's Young People.
SERvANT-"Yis, sorr, Mrs. Jones is
in. What's yer name, sorr:?" Visit
or-"Prof. Observation-Disclosures.
Servant-"Och! Sure ye'd better go
roight in and take it wild ye."-
Judge.
A LITTLE girls father had a round
bald spot. Kissing him at bedtime
not long ago, she said: "Stoop down,
popsy dear. l want to kiss the place
where the lining shows.
Weekly.
MoTHER-"Mabel, stop pounding
your little brother. What do you
mean?" Mabel-"Well, | told him
we'd better play we was only engaged,
hut he wanted to play we was mar
ried. Frank Leslic's.
"TAIN'T no disgrace to be sent 10
the Island" said Raggles. "Look at
Napoleon Bonypartc. He was sent
up to the Island for years, an yet
nobody thinks the less of him for
that. "-Harper's Bazaar.
SHE pushed back the heavy bang
from his forehead and said: "Oh,
Tommy, will it tell on your diplo-
ma that you won the place of val
edictorian by your PUSHES and tao
observation-disclosures Star.
JOHNNY, on his first visit to the
country, saw a little mule colt trot-
ting after its dam. slow do you
like Bessie's colt?" asked Uncle