The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1894-08-24


demned at Kalamazoo because of the
yellows.
THERE is st. Ignace taby three
IN nths old that weighs only four
pound
THREE Osceola County girls drew
cuts 20 see who should have the COM
mon lover.
THE Northern Electric Co., of AL
pena, makers of fannie acid, suffered a
fire loss of $1,000.
STEPHEN PLEws, an orphan of Brit
ton. has lest his foot 1t was crushed
while the 10y was climbing over coup
lilgs.
MISS JENNIE WILSON, of Port Hu-
ron, fell from hammock, suffering
conclusion of the brain. She may not
recover.
PEOPLE still go to st. Louis, Mich,
insteal Of the big Missouri town. A
Rus ian lady was the last to make the
mistake.
TIE West Michigan Agricultural
and Industrial Society will hold its an
nual fair at Grand Rapids, September
n to q.
HING LEE, an Ypsilanti Chinese"
would like the present Tartar dynasty
overthrow.
MUSKEGON toughs threw rotten eggs
at the Sa vat on army through tran
som. The authorities are making it
hot for them
a FENToN lady lost her switch the
other day. Without false modesty she
advertised for the switch and i was
returned TO her.
FRANK PROCIEUS, u young farmer OF
Portage Township, Kalamazoo County,
mi took his wife for burglar and shot
her, killing her almost instantly.
BURGLARS entered the residence of
G.. II. Cerow and j. w. Lewis, of Port
Huron, and secured gold watch and
small amount of money. No clues as
10 the perpetrators.
J. w. HASTY, Kentucky bachelor
OF % years, saws he never kissed a
woman. We have not lived quite so
long, but up to date have the same
rec )rd.-Minden Herald.
THE Ann Arbor treet railway, dor
mant for seven or eight months, will
be in operation within a month.
Workmen have begun fixing the track
and putting in extensions.
ZEB SOUFHIE and Mcclure Glougie
are under arrest at Bay City for sell
ing DR.. L. A. Birds gla1dere1 horse
to Tuscola County farmer. They say
they didn't know it was sick.
WHILE summing himself on the beach
at st. Joseph. Edgar Emerson, of
of his ocketbook and $3.50 by female
companion. The woman di:appeared
A WOMAN wet all tie way from
Wisconsin t. Mt. Pleasant for the pur-
pose of taking baths. She didn't know
that Mt Pleasant had no sinking
water, but mixed the town up with Mt.
Clemens.
ANNA PHALASKI, a giddy maiden
living at Bethel, Branch County, is ac-
cused of giving false information to
the census enumerator, she claiming
t be only l05, when she was actually
107 years old.
WHEN it comes TO producing frogs
with an abnormal number of legs, Mt.
Glen ems is the king bee in that line.
John Ereitmeyer 81 5 MS, of Detroi-,
have six-legged frog preserved in al
cohol, found at Michigan's ce.ebrat d
s. ring resort.
DENNIS DEvINE, a farmer living near
Owosso, drowned himself in the Shia-
wa see River. He was demented. The
waite in the river was only about
foot deep. He tied no weight about
his neck, but just lay down in the water
and drowned.
REV. FR. +. c. KELLY, of apeer,
the youngest Roman Catholic priest in
the United States, has just Dedicated
an So 900 church at Inlay Ci y and
s., co. church at Da ison Ee is only
) years old and has been at work in
the field about year.
REV. j. w. HOLT, of the Hay Lake
Union Church, not far from the 500,
was just in the midst OF his sermon
when Mrs. Isaac Eagle marched up the
aisle furiolsly, declaring that the
{ hurch belonged to her through
foreclosed mortgage and ordering min
lister and cOngre cation to SIX sdaddle at
orce, which they did after singing the
doxology. The Eagles moved the
church into the street then several Of
the crowd were arrested, and the
house o. God stands on no mans land
Deputy Sheriff Powell H. L. Will.
Jams and II. G.. Parker, of Battle
Creek, went TO Kalama 100 to recover
the plumber alleged to have been stolen
by w. f. Porter and A. G. Baker
Williams recovered his horse and
carriage and Parker secured of the
clothing taken from him. besides val-
liable diamond pin aud gold glasses
the theft of which had not been made
public. One of the men looks as if he
had Just come out of prison, as he is
very white waile the other was very
much tanned. They refuse to tell
whore they re side. Viii at Battle
Creek they went TO church Sunday and
wore the clothes that they had stolen.
Casanova has g DRIED in its suicides.
burglaries, scandals and all that goes
to make up the average life of a com
Try VILLAGE, but its cup o happiness
seemed not to be quite full until 81 o
lah the air and dashing young maid
en- who cancels stamps and shu lies the
mail in the postoffice, eloped with
Sparta young man named BosenbIrk
elah is the only daughter OF Wesley
Hanna, the postmaster, bright, fair,
and o irreproachable character. Her
marc IT, VainlV tried 70 divert hpr mind