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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31
Repeated Annually.

Miss Amy-I wonder how old that Miss
Malleys is anyway
Mr.. Scrubbles-Twenty-fo believe.
Miss Amy-Nonsensel What makes you
think that?
Mr.. crubbles-Hasn't she told me so
every year since met her?-Chicago Trib-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31

All the evils are to be found in soda
water are always winked at.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31

Mr.. Snifty: My son, I see you have
parsed the word "work" as in the femi
nine gender; why is it?
Son: Cause it tells on everybody.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31
Avoiding s'ain and Peril.

Defensive measures against the foe are
ever adopted by wise commander. You
can be commander of the situation and
strike decisive blow at the start at that
dangerous and relentless enemy, rheumat-
ism, if attacked by it, by resorting in
time to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
which checks permanently the progress
of malady, among the most obstinate,
painful and possibly dangerous, against
which medical skill and the resources of
materia medica are arrayed. No evil
dence is more concurrent and convincing
than that which proves that the Bltters
neutralizes the rheumatic poison and
checks it's farther development in the
system. For malarial and kidney trou7
BILE, dyspepsia, want of vitality, nervous
ness, liver complaint and constipation,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is the leading
remedy.
Your pies don't taste like mothers did.
They
Wife: don't care. wish I'd never
met y
never could eat hers at all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31
The wneelman's Barbarous sport

One inhabitant in every 1870. in this coun-
try owns bicycle and has lots of fun keep
ing the other 179 lodging for dear life.-
Minneapolis Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31
On the .Ferryboat.

Shc-Suppose was to fall overheard;
what would you doP
Heat the risk of my life would
''Throw yourself overheard after me?"
"Well, not exactly. I am not altogether
O blank fool. would throw you one Of
those life preservers. "-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31
Marital Amenities.

His Wife-Do you wear that fright of a
hat on the streets?
Himself-No, on my head. - Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31
Reduced Rates.

Commencing June LIST, 1894, round trip
tickets will be on sale to Denver at $3.50,
to Colorado Springs, $685., to Pueblo
$21O5, limited to return until Nov. 18th
1894. Low rates to other points in Colo
RADIO. Call at city ticket office for par
ticulars. H. S. LuTs, Agent.
GEO. Il. NICHOLSON, G. p. & L. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31

Leave Chicago at $3.50 p. m. Arrive at
Chicago at LEO p. m.
Leave Kansas City, Mo-, at 1:2O p. m.
Arrive at Kansas City, Mo-, at $3.50 p M
Leave Denver at 1850 p. m. Arrive at
Denver at II 100 a. m.
Leave La Jnnta at $40 a. m. Arrive at
La Junta at 300 a. m.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31

First Coxeyite: Wy dontcher go ter
ped?
Second Coxeyite: 'Fraid of nightmare.
Saw moren fifty men workin' to-day and
went an ct big supper like blame fool
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31
Cave and Cliff DWeIlers.

View the longest cantilever bridge in
America across the Colorado river.
Z. r. GADEL, General Supt.
w. A. BIssELL, Gen. Pass. Agt.
Fl. S. VAN SI.YoK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-08-31

GEO. I. NICHOLSON,
G. p. A.
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deaf.
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
infiamed condition of the mucous
lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
and when it is entirely closed deaf.
ness is the result, and unless the in.
fiammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to it's normal condition
hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing hut an in.
famed condition of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness (caused b!
catarrh) that cannot be cured b.
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu
lars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17
SPEAKING of the seigniorage

SPEAKING of the seigniorage
bill, the Review of Reviews says:
IF this measure should become a
law, its effect would be to put
b55,ooo,ooo into the treasury of
the government to help the secre-
tary out of the difficulties occa-
stoned by the serious de6cien-
cies in the current revenue. But,
inasmuch as the continued depre-
ciation of silver has made the
mass bought under the Sherman
act worth in the market to-day
considerably less even than the
S154,oo.ooo of treasury notes, it is
plain that the issue of additional
notes as against the seigniorage
so.called would be no better thar
an out-and-out issue of fiat money
In fact, as between this PROPOSE
tion and that of the Greenbackers
who have always consistently de
manded the unambiguous issue o
treasury notes secured by nothing
but the credit of the nation, tn,
latter method would seem prefera
bic. Moreover, the proposition
helps the silver industry in nj
tnannef directly or indirectly. l
Is a make-shift that has little K
commend it and that is objectiona
bic upon many grounds"
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17

SAYS Mr.. Adams in the Fargo
Forum: "If any county in North
Dakota had the efficient and con-
scientious States Attorney of Cass
the Hon. r. M. Pollock-and
such faithful ..sheriffs as our own
Sheriff Barnes, who does his duty
so fearlessly-without regard to
friend or foe, there would be no
blind pigs anywhere in the state.
There are officers who are block
ing the wheels of justice, and TAX
ing hush money for it-but l am
proud that they are not found in
Cass County"
One would suppose from the
above paragraph that the prohi-
bition law was working finely in
Fargo.
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17
Twin Cities Want Our Coal.

lIldl SOIllC people Have DCCll
skeptical about the general use of
Ignite coal is not denied, but with
the advancement of the North
western country this incredulity
is being overcome. The earlier
settlements in North and South
Dakota we're made in the eastern
parts, where deposits of native
coal are unknown; and, what was
but natural, the people got into
the way of buying Iowa and 1lli-
nois fuel. And when Ignite coal
was finally discovered in western
North Dakota, the pioneer set
tiers were too remote from any
large consumptivc point to easily
introduce and create market for
the fuel. Hence, a great COM
mercial wealth of our country re-
manned almost unknown for many
years, until live and energetic
men like Senator McGillivray,
Banker Lyon, Major Fleming,
John M. Turner and others took
hold and introduced Ignite coal
at Jamestown, Fargo and all the
principal towns in the eastern
part of the state. Tests of the
relative value of Ignite, wood and
eastern coal have been made
showing in every case saving of
from IS to 40 per cent. in favor OF
our coal. These tests have also
been made at the Twin Cities,
showing the same satisfactory re-
suits for Ignite; and now the only
obstacle to its general use at St
Paul and Minneapolis is freight
rates. The Pioneer Press Of
March IS speaks to the point in
this-respect in the following:
Too much attention cannot be
given to the possibility of making
available for use in these cities
the vast supply of Ignite coal
that is deposited under the great
er part of North Dakota. The
fuel question, we all know, is the
big question, the puzzling, ques-
ton for the whole Northwest
That once solved, no other sec
tion could for moment compete
with our manufacturing industries.
A supply of cheap fuel would
give to all our industries such an
impulse as nothing else could do
The existence of this Ignite coal
in Dakota has long been known
Its commercial utility has not
been understood. Now that has
been more than proved, and all
that stands in the way of furnish
| ing it to the Twin Cities is the OBJ.
tanning of such freight rates as
will enable the coal of Dakota to
be used in the factories and homes
of Minnesota. Whether or not
| this is feasible is yet to be deter
mined; but it is evident the sub
ject is one which vitality interests
the whole community. the rail
roads as we'll as the merchant anc
manufactures. Even if there were
no financial gain in the change
even if we paid the same price fol
the same quantity of heat units
when derived from the Dakota
coal as from the coal of Iowa OF
Illinois, it would be economically
better for us to pay this money tc
the communities with which We
have the closest relations, SO that
it may come back to us in pay
ment of larger purchases of oul
commodities, than to send il
abroad to those who are CONNER
cially strangers to us. This and
| the virtual abolition of the smoke
nuisance, which would follow the
general use of the Ignite coal, il
found otherwise practicable, are
two benefits too material to be
overlooked. The proposition
should be examined most care
fully, and we should use Dakota
coal il the thing can be done.
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17
THE rebel forces in the Brazil
ian war have surrendered uncon.
ditionally.
w. F. BALL is the Republican
nominee for mayor in Fargo. His
election is assured.

THOSE predictions of Foster and
Hicks for March should not have
been cited for this country.
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17

FARGO is soon to have its fourth
daily newspaper, with Fred Hen
dershott and three other gentle
men at the mast. We presume
that Fargo has some aspiring
Democratic candidate, and so the
new venture will thrive for while
at least. More the merrier.
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17
Saxs the Fargo Forum.

Major Fleming returned Wednes.
day morning from st. Paul, where he
had been invited to appear before the
chamber of commerce and he did.
After an hours talk on Dakota lig.
mite, the board decided to call a meet.
ing of all the chamber committees,
the Jobbers' Union, the Manufacture.
ers' Union and the committee on
Twin Cities, which was accordingly
done.
In the evening there were present
some fifty business men. represent.
ing millions of money. The major
again explained Dakota coal, and was
ably seconded by Mr.. Sullivan of
Mandan, who made a terse and con.
vincing speech.
The St. Paul Stove Works took
committee out to see Ignite burn in
their stoves and the test was salts.
factory.
Captain Berkey, an old-time st.
| L ouL UuSlllcSS uldll-HlCC plcSlOclG
of the st. Paul Fire and Marine In-
surance Co., said: I'VE have three
roads leading into the Twin Cities
that can haul this coal. All the mon.
ey we pay North Dakota for coal
comes back to us and another dollar
with it, but all we pay Iowa and
Pennsylvania. is gone forever"
Mr.. Tarbox said: sit is of the most
importance to us that we use this
coal for it is keeping the money at
home.''
A committee was appointed to look
after the details and will test from
five to ten cars which the Ignite
folks will send from all The mines in
the state. MI. Thos. Pettigrew of
the Jamestown Insane a:ylum will
go down to supervise the tests.
The major thinks the action taken
develops new era in North Dakota
prosperity.
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17

The INVENTIVE AGE, by A. S.
Capehart and M. H. Jewell, Wash
ington, D. c., is a welcome visitor
to our exchange table. 1t is a
journal of manufacturing and sci
entifc industry, and is deserving
IF cuccecc
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17

THIS is the way that Col. Wat
terson deals with the newspaper
that has been pestering him: "1f
this newspaper had been born a
Bird" he says, lit would have
been a buzzard; if a beast, a pan
ther; if fish, a mudcat; if rep
tile, a lizard; if an insect, a bed
h,,o"
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17

The undersigned is prepared to fur.
nish chains of either horse or human
hair at reasonable figures. You can
have either made by dropping me a
postal. JOHN G.. SMITH,
l.13tf. Dickinson, n. D,
The Dickinson press., 1894-03-17
Stallion for Sale.

seven.eighths Norman, 7 years old,
weight 1400 lbs, will sell same fol
5000. Address, WELLS TAFT,
S,S.1m. South Heart.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
PARSONS BOUND OVER.
VIII Have to Give Bonds For @47 900 Be-
fore He Can Get Out.

VIII Have to Give Bonds For $47, 900 Be-
fore He Can Get Out.
SAGINAW, April 24.--The courtroom
was again crowded Monday with inter-
ested spectators to watch the continu-
ance of the examination of Newell B.
Parsons, on the charge of grand larceny
in the taking of S463,0 600 in railroad
bonds, from the vault Of Wells, Stone
q Company. The evidence all being in,
no witnesses for the defense being
placed upon the stand, Parsons was
bound over by Police Judge Stempell
for trial in the circuit court, his bonds
being raised from $4,000 to $4,000,
which were not furnished.
He was then arraigned on q new war
rant charging him with forgery in
writing $4,000 check on the First
National bank of Saginaw, on which he
got the cash from said bank March g.,
all evidence of which appears to have
been destroyed. The defendant pleaded
not guilty and was held guilty and was
held for examination for Wednesday
under $40, 900 bonds. The examination
on the charge Of the larceny of the
books and jewels was adjourned until
Friday. The total amount of bonds
required to be furnished by Parsons on
the various charges now amounts to
SAT, 900.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27

he AND MAcARD KILLED MRS.
M'kENDRlCk.

The Murder Was Committed Last January
For the Purpose OF Robbery Frame
Says Macard Proposed the Crime-The
Latter Denies Having Ever Seen or
Heard of His Acouser.
GRAND RAPIDS, April a. Mrs. Miles
McKendrick, an old woman, was gar
roted in her house in the southern part
of the city early in the morning of Jan.
is and robbed OF $500 which she had on
her person. The murderers and rob
bers escaped without being seen, and
they left no clew behind them
Henry A. Frame, arrested last Fri
day in Libertyville, Ills, has confessed
that he, with Charles Macard of this
city, killed the woman, but declared
that not murder, but robbery was their
purpose. Macard was arrested month
ago in San Francisco and is now in Jail
awaiting examination.
Frame says he was working OH the
docks in Chicago last summer and be-
came acquainted with Macard. Their
relations became very friendly, and
Macard suggested that they come to
this city and rob a woman he knew
had lots of money, but Frame refused
Their job finally was ended, and, moth
ing else turning up, Frame finally con-
sented to come here to look the ground
over.
They arrived in December and for
several weeks chopped wood near the
McKendrick house and closely observed
the family habits. They saw that Nc
Kendrick left the house early every
morning leaving his wife alone and
that the situation Of the house was
such that none could see what was 60
ing on.
Frame finally consented to the rob-
berry. They went to the house early
one morning, but looking through the
window saw Mrs. McKendrick at work
in the kitchen and Frames heart failed
him. Two mornings later they went
again, and this time Frames nerve was
up. They quickly entered the house
and then together attacked the old
woman.
She was thrown to the floor and
Frame held her while Macard tied the
ropes and inserted the gag and then
covered her head with tablecloth.
Macard was masked. as the woman
knew him well. but his mask fell off
in the struggle and Frame thinks he
purposely inserted the gag so that she
would strangle to death. Macard
found the money in the woman's bosom
and they left the house without being
seen.
Frame is about 40 years old, and looks
like an honest hard working man. Ma
card is nervy villain and denies that
he ever even saw or heard of Frame
He was convicted several years ago of
the murder of Michael O'Hara, but
gained his liberty on a technicality after
serving a year in prison. He lived
near the McKendrick house and was
well acquainted with the murdered
woman.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
Tn eComplexion of a Chinese

Is not yellower than that of an unfortunate
individual whose liver complaint has assumed
the chronic form. The eyeballs Of the patient
assume saffron hue, there is dull pain in the
region Of the organ affected, the tongue is coat
ed, breath sour, sick headaches usually but not
always occurr, and there is sometimes dizziness
on arising from sitting posture. Constipation
and dyspepsia are also attendants OF this very
common ailment, always in its aggravated form,
liable to breed assesses of the liver which are
very dangerous. Hostetters Stomach Btters
wholly eradicates IL as well as the troubles COM
plioated with 1t and which 1t originates. In
chills and fever, a complaint which always
Yields to the Bitters, the liver is seriously In
volved. This fine, alternative tonic removes
costiveness aed indigestion, rheumatic, nervous
and kidney trouble and debility, ..
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
in ONE GRAVE.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Gcst Were Laid--sad
Accident at Betsemer.

Mr.. and Mrs. John Gest Were Laid--Sad
Accident at Bessemer.
BEssEMER. April PA terrible acct
dent occurred here resulting in double
funeral John Gest had just returned
home from a long absence and while
visiting with his wife and a friend he
pulled out a partly loaded, self-cocking
revolver, and while exhibiting it to his
wife he snapped the trigger OH an
empty chamber. Mrs. Gest was curl
Gus to know how it worked. so he hand
ed it over to her, and she, emulating
her husbands example, commenced to
pull the trigger. She strucka chamber
that was loaded just as her husband
was telling her to be careful.
The ball struck Gest in the head, kill
ing him instantly. Mrs. Gest was
stunned over the terrible accident, and
when she came to she went violently
insane and was a raving maniac in 10
minutes. She tore out her hair in
handfuls and it took four or five strong
men to hold her. She died in awful
agony.
Both were young people and highly
respected by all that knew them. They
They left child 10 months old. Mr..
and Mrs. Gest were buried in the same
grave.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27

An opinion formed by woman is infiex.
ible. The fact is not half SO stubborn
George Meredith.
Discretion is more necessary to women
than eloquence, because they have less
trouble to speak well than TO speak little.
Father du Bose.
When woman has explicitly condemned
a given action, she apparently gathers cour-
age for its commission under little differ.
emit conditions.-W. ID. Howells.
During their youth women wish to be
treated as divinities. They adore the ideal
They cannot bear the idea of being what
nature wishes them to be.-Balzac
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
Fell From "A Wagon.

DETROIT, April 90. Rachael Brown.
aged %, daughter of farmer living at
Inkster. while riding on wagon loaded
with potatoes, attempted to arrange
the bags and fell off on to the pave
ment at the corner of Michigan avenue
and Eighth street. about 2 o'clock
Thursday afternoon. She was taken
into drug store in an unconscious con-
dition and attended by DR.. j. j. Nc.
Mahon, who found that she was suffer
young woman is in critical condition
and is being cared for by relatives who
reside on Twenty-eighth street.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
THE WOMAN Halter.

Women distrust men too much in general
and not enough in particular.-C ommerson.
A woman's tongue is only 3 inches long,
but it eau kill man feet high.--Japanese
Saying.
The dog is more intelligent than woman,
Cor he never 5arks at his MASTER Russian
Proverb.
Women are apt TO see chiefly the defects
of man of talent and the merits of fool.
-Balzac
A girl who is stupid, ugly, poor and good
possesses the four cardinal points of misery.
-Balzac
A woman is like your shadow. Follow
her, she flies; fly from her, she follows
Chamfort.
The friendship of woman is virgin love
or widow love. 1t is love before or after
love.-Anon.
Sincere and durable friendships between
women have to be cemented by small
crimes -Balzac.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27

LANSING, April 25.--The executive
committee of the State Bar association
met here and decided to hold the an
nual meeting of the association at Lam
sing June 3 and 6. The sessions will
be held on the afternoon and evening
of the first day and the morning of the
second day. A program was mapped
out. but will not be announced until
the persons selected to read papers have
consented to do so. There will be a
limited number of papers and an OPP
portunity given for a general discus
sion of each topic. At this meeting it
will be decided what reforms in judicial
winter to secure their adoption by the
legislature.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
Changes In the Game Laws suggested.

FARwELL, April 25. The subject Of
game and fish protection has been agi-
Eating the sportsmen of this vicinity
lately, and to afford better protection
in isolated counties, where the super
visors are lawbreakers as well as law
makers. the following changes in the
game laws are suggested: That county
game wardens be appointed, subject to
same conditions Of pay as deputy
sheriffs, and with like power. This
will enable the warden to get pay for
his labor. where now he is obliged TO
depend on the board of supervisors, as
was the case in Clare county last fall;
the board refused to reward him for
his work, for the reason. probably, that
one of the convicted men was men,
Der of the board of supervisors. 1t is
also proposed to change the opening of
the trout season to April 10 and close
Aug. 10, the reason for this change be-
ing that the trout are very heavy with
spawn the latter part of August, and
prohibition from capture will ma
terially aid the fish commission in
stocking the streams. These changes
are approved by William B. Mershon,
Vincent Kinder and other enthusiastic
sportsmen of Saginaw.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
Catching Cold.

Very severe colds are caught indoors,
the result of indigestion or foul air. A cold
is frequently brought on by eating hearty
dinner, becoming mentally absorbed for
two or three hours Immediately afterward
and retiring to "a warm, close room. The
food is not digested, the temperature of
the body is raised by the exertions Of the
stomach, the sleep is broken, and the in
dividual rises chilled and i'll. Had relaxa-
ton followed the dinner and the room
been supplied with refreshing air, every
thing would have been different. -Phila-
delphia Times.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27
Discouragins study.

The case of the honest Irish servant who
could never understand why his master
perpetually required him to wash his
shaise, since he went directly out and
muddied IL up again, is paralleled by an
actual reply by a dull boy to an examiner
In a French school,
The pupil had passed wretched exam
ination in French history
What do you mean by thisf" asked the
instructor why don't you study your
history"
What's the usef' drawled the pupil
They're never going to get IL finished.
They're making it nowl"--Youth's Com
panion.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-04-27

BAD AXE, April 23. While the wife
and 3.year-old daughter of George
Collins. drayman, were shopping at
Crosby & Blakely's shoe store the little
girl was attacked by large dog owned
by the above firm and was terribly
bitten about the face and neck, one OF
the wounds passing from underneath
the chin into the child's mouth and
through the child's tongue. Medical
attendance was at once procured, but
the child is in very critical condition
and may die. The dog was Immediately
shot.