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Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18
cutting out the lens.

This operation which Mr. Gladstone
has Just undergone represents one 81
the highest trlunphs u surgery Il ~.
qulrcs precision aud delieacy u
touch which no other operation calls
for. aud Il necessltates employment u
Instruments 50 line that hairs
breadth dlncrentiates one from the
other.
or all the human organs Tho eve Va
rs structure and functions Is the most
wonderful as well as the most delicate.
Within the compass ~ less than an
inch this organ ruuolirs tissues which
enable the mind 10 sre ani a lens
which adjusts itself 10 every focus hy
au instructive and uueuu. siDus process.
The only result 81 the operation ius eat.
araCt which Mfr Gladstone has just
undergone aud which Is performed ry-
cry week m New York q the loss uf
this little lens Ia the eye Tint lDss
will now be- supplied by eyeglasses ~
varying strength, bar they are clumsy
and awkward compared with the mar
ve!lJusly perfect lens which Nature
puts into the eye ~ every man
Although the hens h lmEcd1ed deep
In the eye, 1t has nothing whatever 70
do with the dcileate adjustment ~ sru,
sitiye nerves less thHn an inch away
that enable a man % sore The fl'ui.
ties Of sight are not al all impaired "
ia any way affected by the operation
for cataract. although the latter 10,
wolves very deep cutting into thc eye
and the removal OF one II tho parts
which go 20 make Il perfect seeing
organ
THE operation upon Ntr Gladstone
was performed At 9 IA M, nnd ltd not
take longer Than fifteen minutes There
have been occasiutis whom the operation
Tor cataract haas been performed twic"
upon the same person IN less than au
hour when both eyes were affected In
very old people cataract In uue cyr w
generally followed ~ cataract III thr
other Dentists now helirya shat MFR
Gladstone VII again have t. undergo
this operation, ald perhaps d. uray do
so within a m0lbth
The operation for crfnrart has ha.
come almost painless since the intro.
duetiOn Of cocaine, and uO nuaoRthptlc
was used In the case Of Mr. Gladstone
The greatest Inconvenience ~ tho ma
tient. however, cumes fruIn the rn.
forced Incarceration Ii dark room for
several weeks following the operation
lhis j. % enable the i.sSusa ~ tho w..
TO heal before any work - thrown
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

npnn that organ. The light Is gradually
lei into the darkcnrd room. ana ths "a.
| tent NJ the end or about three weeks
is released fully cured
" would he almost impossible for nnv
one but m experienced 0cilist 10 t,li
that the cy" had been operated uton
II Is apparently nnturnl ana rn,n,.
paired IN every respect. being full ANA
round. OF good color and cxactly NJ.
ITS follow. Similarly. II Il yrry digi
cult to detgTit the presence ~ a cotor,,t
IN the eye for any tIon.pr, fraaton,l
Many people think TINT tlicy can teii
when q man hus a cntnrnpt uud tb,t
til'y can pich out the victims Of this
disease when walking along The strcota
'"'ullsts know mat this Is n fnllacy. and
Mhnt IS regarded as a cataract il NOT
llhst at AL but some other affection ~
Ihe eye. curious thing about this
disease Is that II II not confined n IN.
MIN beings. and that catnrncts arc fro.
nncftly found IN the eyes Of animate
Another curious fact about tho cntnr.
aci II that no one knows what onnac.
II. The men Of science have moi failed
to advance theories aud spnculotinna
ms 10 the cause Of the disease. bnf ,I,n,,
IS no nnanimitY Of opinion ainong tLo,,,
on this subject Attempts have atsn
been made TO cure the cataract ,vt,ba,,t
resort 10 the knife. but these MI -.
garded as unsuccessful and the s,rg.
ical and scientific world agrees that u,
operation-which is the last resort of
scicnce-is in every case necessary
me idea OF operating surglcnllv nno,
the human eye Is one that is appnliIng
When hrst presented TO the mind III
was bold man who ate the fret
oyster but he was boldcr yet who
made the first operation for cntaroct
u Is believed that the nnclcnts wer,,
familiar with the operation. There nrc
passages IN Galen and Pliny which ore
thought to refer TO the removal of cnto.
ract. These, however. could not hive
peen highly successful The practice
feil into disuse among physicians ANA
surgeons until the middle OF Tho cIrh.
teenth century. Even then Il wns M.
Iehded with great risk ami difficulty
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18
i, me- ncrecntage Of failure was very

and the percentage Of failure was very
high An, a.. oneretion
~ ,,iaruct requires the utmost shlii,
he chances al losing the eye are 0hiy
threr ont of 100. Statistics are aechf-
st,.lv Rent of the operations for cataract
ana every case " failure ana sus'esa
Is noted ,-.,ts..
There are only two cuts 81 lhe hhlls
made IN the operation, although a iiul'
fit,de Of beautiful aud delicate lhsttu.
mants are manufactured for the put,
nose One of the cuts almost slices on
tbe front of the eye. but II Is "a singular
thlnc that. although il sewers the dell
cafe covering and goes deep into the iu-
terlor of the organ, Il heals up perfect
M ANA leaves almost no mark, 4 eala'
rtrt crows Oh the inside Ol the eye. II
h NOT gn the outside 0f the eye as IS
generally supposed fhe sufferer be
Comes conscious OF It's existence gen
pr1lly by gradual diminutiOn ~ the
mower Of sight This Is mot because the
organs ~ sight Ia the back Of the eye
are affected, but because the cataract
affects only the crystalline lens which
lnieryenes
This Ions Is affected by losing its
crystalline quality aud becoming some
what opaque II acquires a whltish col
Or. and the power 10 sight Is gradually
LOST as the lens become more and more
opaque. A singular thing about this
lens must here BE- explained While Z
is really d little sac ~ liquid shaped
Ike tine ordinary convex hens u set coh
fH
clear grlstle that Is hard and strong
This Is surrounded by clear liquid. The
shape 81 the entire lens is constantly
changing IN daily life When yuu lDDG
az Il mountain ten miles IN thr leiis IN
y0ur eye Is one shape. bat when you
look al the ground ai yUur feet u in.
staatly changes In shape ~ as W bring
the subject looked az inlu fbeus
As the whole III the lens j. affected
lu cataract its entire removal from
the eye Is necessary n il weFg not Tor
the little hard lens la ~ cpuirg the "a,
tire lens might ~ taken or through q
small opening made with au Instrument
being ruu Uut Ike - much water But
the little hagd lens Is more than a quar-
ter ~ an bach across its face aud ara
eighth a sixtrpnth ~ nu iueh iu thick
ness Ii can unig be removed through a
Sin cut down a. The crufrr This .
the first cut which - made
IN performing Jhr on ruii01 u i noe
cssary that the eyr ahguli ts Kept ign,
movable Thc patient ruHti ngt ~ this
himself The nsulst hrsi inserts y
spechlum WAirh kerns the eyrlldn fnr
apart ard ihr rye Wiir open The pd-
tieHf udshf however fffpFs. the svst with
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

Branch postofiices, on the London
plan, age now in working order here
IE SOM districts. notably near banks.
a great deal Of business has been done
In the tRucaux auxiliarics. "The public
has been glad to avail itself II tho
opportunity afforded Of ,mlrthosIno
money orders and stamps in shops. In.
sstead Of harlng to lose time waiting
In the crowded postofIice. WHICH nrn
usually crowded IN the afternoon The
scenes enacted in these much.thropged
eentrals were not always e1lfying
The French usually exhibit an enor-
mons amount u patience when form.
ing part Of queue Of waiting wiphts
but occasionally, 81 the ,argc posfofTi.
ces certain amount Of bad laugin,,n
has been heard owing to the inevito.
bic delays In obtaining stalrns ana
cashing money orders. The oneni,,,,
" the offices of Ease"--if thav NAV
be so called-will now obvlatc n oroot
delay OF waiting, and meet generoI
want The Auxiliary Bureauy aro. No
q rule, established In the tobacco sIot,s
or az the statiOncr9', but IN some in.
stances small habcrdashcrs nave taken
up the business Of deputy post ofIicinls
In some OF the w0rlSing.class distyiota
1t appears that the new officers nrn
viewed with considerable amount az
dlstlust, but this state Of feeling wifi
wear on IN time.-Parls Correspond.
elee Of the London Telegraph.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

1lHd@t"ur Wearing Etta EFs-Hhtrtd.
the spgnlum vi placp This 81 pre-.
vented hy the nar - furrrua witch
sraApv th~ skin ~ thv pgr bsIsw the
ryrhali sad holds Il Hrmly This Il
generally held ~ an assistant ~ tho
operator Another assistant bolts q
lurs" muEuiffiuE glass whlrh tuue~u.
tra'rs 'hr light on thc eye AND illumln~s
Us interior
Tho ratieuf always uudere1ea Tho
operation after baviuz n FEST That IL
Tue reason The operation on Sfr t.iad
sion" vas performed Dtr,y iu the mnrus
ing THIS tbn time ~ dnv invariably
selected b" nrTliists. because the nafignf
y fFesh from the bcti and thoroughly
rratrd oEulists aIsn prefer a. perform
~" operation BY artificial light. which
7""nls a. hr softer and mprr r,,nrrri1i
io tl" eye than the lishf ~ day
4 World reporter who Called ur,r nr
eminent nCulist Ga this city on Thurs
d.ly evening enjoyed tho rare uppartu.
nifty ~ s"riuE the operation ar eaiarart
performed IN this Instance n httngn
rye, taken from q bottle ~ alcohol ems
used tn illustration. bslur pinrct Il, ti,.,
mask M false facp which nsuIists tgc
't' t'ttf lt.t-t'. tft' hFlNNF With So HfrM
me Ifrst cut was made had hlahr th1t
was about m Inch in length. sbarpof,.
81 ~ one edge with very ahnrn r5lnf
As soon ~ The uCulist began ~ vort
upon thr eye II brCame apparent ,i,,f
That urgnn IN the bady IL Is no mana
% delicate rs Is commonly attnt,,ss,t
Ihls was not because N the alcohol ~
which the specimen had boon rI,rcI
The we - really we'll protested" sotJ
the doctor I'm the operation Tor rnta'
ract considerable muscular pressure n
r'Gnlred People gpnrrany hink tbc
eye is bag ~ liquid contained in n
INN MIN As = matter n fact il Il nrc.
lected by y covering that Ia nltnosi ns
tough MS leather"
" was apparent when the fire, on,
WIS made that The operator re1u,rn.
strong hands and lugcrs. Tho Entfc
was run Into the eye horizontnltv frn,,,
the ontsidc. After tho first nunc,nro I,
was pressed steadily through tho r"n,n,
OF me eye towards the nose un,ti I,
came out upon the other slle Ite
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

a KANsASCIT man who contracted
the habit of telling his wife that she
''looked like gorilla and ID, essed
ikea guy has become the defend
ant in suit for divorce in the cir
cult court. The worm has turned
and the law has been invoked to set
tie the question whether there is
any protection for womans pride
against the brutality OF men who
have no eye for the beautiful and no
appreciation of the subtle art which
is, displayed in the arrangement of
the feminine toilet Nothing but q
liberal alimony can wipe out such an
in iurY.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18
,taAa.hinera liacb 90

"Niooushincrs arr the mes
people in the world eHCp
tors tnid a gcuilemaa
To read the newspaper &C.
would suppose TINT . derl4
takes his life ia his band g
he goes out to hunt these g
% matter of fact. the mR
the WALLER dog ~ the rfii
and about ~ dangerous
once in q while . man
them II yuu will tnke W.
look into any report of tlie
Or ~ internal revenue
very Few lives lost az the 2.
inoonshiners and q very
portion 81 wounded | kals
investigated the matter ny
was us much ast0nlshea v.
ccrtainpd the fncts ~ tle
con possibly be-. lo'lissllN
journal.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

MAYOR WALBRIpGE OF st. Louis
has been giving the students of
Drury college some advice. He
SAYS. ~taim low Timothy Tit
comb advanced this idea years ago
when he ridiculed tine practice of
telling every boy that he should try
to be president Of the United States.
"A good name is rather TO be chosen
than great riches. which is the old
Hebrew for saying that a worthy
gripman is better than bad senator.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18
MnnLrrr q. retter, p

According 10 the North lia4
which Is probably publl'llsa
imaginative American, Their \
Of monkeys in China. lnha'
country adjacent TO The VI y.
which Il well along IN ilie WI W
their own wine an1 rcceplas.a
ing II. MIR. MCGOWAN y
resident Of 10 Cheun lll9's
old Chinese writer IN eyluFs.s
above. con n certain DAY 81
prepared a feast for the l'lol ,',.
Ing the viauds near their ~ va
discovering II they oil repae,s
dcns and cncli returned VIM VIVA
shaped rnrth n jig. INC l''s 4,
ing this. scared the moilke,, II
captured their Jugs. each y
~ money manufacture. ei..l
the wine which they eon'a''
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

The operation for cataract was PVT
formed upon Mr.. Gladstone ~ the rest
dcnce Of lord Rendel, in London ~
Gently, by Drs. Nettleshlp aud liaoel'
shon. II was completely successful
ana thc aged statesman, VINO "as
cheerful during the performance OF inc
WORK. his since been receiving the con-
ordinations OF his friends, among
whom was the American ambassador.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

Is a minute point 49,,
with a knife edge On Ky "
The little knife whIeb
carries on It's point
most TO be invisible "a
It's purpose is 10 cut K.
the lens, which has ths.
knife This inslras's..
through the cut wbi.1
made from The top an I.
jecting outward. NJ.
passed the ccnter of n.
tor elanges the aBele
strument a slight tnFs n.
gers 80 as 10 bring ~
knife Inward He nm (.
ter into the lower pau
tanning the lens ana ~.
upward with his nag,,s
The result u this /. ~
velope ~ the lens and h,
diately begins Is run ~ u
the finger on the Otisl,.
y nov al that i r,-lal...
little hard lens 10 ~ !.
out through the 0peale,
transparent nlmy eogs,'
aud pressure on DE ~
hall then makes h On. .
That j. all the surgery I,
tlie operation f0r esisr,
the multitude " sas.
ployed Ia the PROTEST.
4 natural question =
What takes the 80.
Doesn't II leave a l,5ls 4.
cavity to the eye ofrga
nils up with yitrr0,n -
than Three minutes sf
- the lens. TIE sulsf,,
20 the eye Ia abnnilaaes
= beius eoustantiy -
place IN the eve lhat ~
ttie lens mis- with IA =.
stance and the ah6is -
original shape ana
puFrut niin which IA
the rngrlDlie 0F the
II the wnH u lis 0aB
tbs hsisi clear ana -
lite FeFina az the exryss
rye through the Iris "a
lsF hiHi the e0gnsa 7
! yrains olssiEuti0n ffg
fs-,e,i lens and called 3
tss.n removed AMI IL 3.
t,s former Fism ani e.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

A Los ANGELES idd OF thirteen
years deliberately murdered u play
mate. The question What shall
we do with cur 5boys?" seems to DO
growing moreeoomplex.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

The birth OF boy prince to the
mouse OF York, with the conseque mt
SHIFT OF the line O. succession from
the children Of the Princess Louise.
gives special pertinence to the query
by Lady Macbeth, .|The thane Of
File had wife, where is she nowP"
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

Coverings So, u the eye which wore h,,..,.
tuI seemed to bc OF tho cons,s,on LINZ y
lnula rubber. The knife wos 49,, y,
WIN us edge upward. Tbcn ~, ,,s ss.,e',
Luz, gut was made from this posI,ian "a ~
m ,., nelng worked bnck ward a,,h w, .ne
eye. This T ia, talno out at the top Of tho
The patient al Sorv OF dap.
nj position ,'r ,,n nap remains in It's nntur.
is inserted T 1ii mo next instrument
WIN !" S''sh' elbow on tie end Of which which
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18
MIR. GLADSTONE'S EYE.
A rEEIcATE OPERATION TO ~
MOVE A CATARACT.

N Extremely Delicate Work IN
which the Percentage OF DEAN
very SmnII-HOw the Operation -
Performed,
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

The English Clergy cannot leave
OIL soFrowirg because the prime
minister INDUCES in horse racing,
Their protests. it is feared. will be
Intellectual. The real way to cure
Rosebefy would be to put up a racer
that can beat anything in his stables.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18


IHATa BritOn dearly loves a. lord
is en- affirmation of some antiquity
and general acceptance, but it is not
applicable to every iBriton, as the
case Of LabouGhere sufficiently at
tests. He is opposed to the whole
somewhat obs0iescent and worm
eaten ,oonclave. and wants, the lords
individually pulled up by the roots
and cast upon the general tide of
society minus their privileges, i'm
munities and authorities and their
coronets, robes and Fegalia, deem
ing that ahey have had the use OF
them long enough Labouchere has
the courage OF his convictions and
has double fulcruB for his lever
one in the house Of commons and
one in his newspaper--and may vet
pry up the foundations Of.the old
order bnttressed in the snbsGil Of SO
many dgnasties and centuries.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

4 tisFse safety rrsssss I,
iiTtdss. nFaREins fpsI
tiaERs.

&4A assA aar ~
HsFse safety rrssss. III,
iiEiass, nraHEfns fws Il h,
tiaEas. y
The most sewers ~ ,..,
ever expcrieuesd saA 5,, ~
writer Tor che I'iitslafs d III. st d,
during bnssy ssss /
friend down IN iileEesy d Aser goul
cfr county several ysas u As a.
iavllrt 10 toxic 4 dgiye v AHWf whs
~ = sharon iie tsa sszf.'f ','.,
d aud au sxtfu0rdiaay Y. ''s! ~ w I,
tbs invitation aas eas ...s
would NOT decline Ws N~sxnat laugh
the cuantry. au1 10 4 b ara Mill snc IA
cumr very mtsh inisssa aSxslia !, inri
nsus lhat made a. ~ a sF lookrt
sesssry apt Ia 49, Ell. na reptile,
We nuticrd a lelyiss. III = Il
l1okrd up tuund thr hses "n'
,si away fgnm shr rad RSsHNN Na'
cross a tgesii, uhlth sea NsssnN r1r'
tMvuty ntr feeg heipW s@ WITH me.
aEtiir car eptstfustiae g gfH asssl sund.
h7d VT Frrvutly l.esa Ws@xH rush,
rtiiruad company tisai vi ss4 ,r.i
it, llnr through tir ew $500 IN
hlJ levu taken % gai
tg support tbs rails N.le ~ a''
we werr crossing i tgea NR s"' ~
Uur horse walking "a Us throui
IL difficult f0r sDme msa Adj guilds
o. sat nothing - q ga
tnrp~ had guns tn1 f1f ii 4 she
turning tark 30 tliege vs. 4 "a. y.y,,r
ID but 81 ahead ufea ssss.2 III. q,
this one III q nomcai w g
have % stop ihr h5fe
what 10 do Although at A7ssANKNE ms
was 20 rim up she WY snfp ieNi
that lutrrfervnfr woaA y Me asf tam s.
Notwithstanding the 4. isAss and
" the most unrrviain 80 4M mHN the
ltu. be- thrru the Ftiei ~ ~ oder
whip sprkct and prruiiitf Il "A 40.
pick Uut his way eur pa xs.s ~. !,
irpn rftiahlr Even
gave caused 10 70 hgiiH # NV pe' ~
danger Neither ~ % ~ IRON
watched with ruerrnem 81 AslNfnl
ping from SIC to tic me
% rSmlise the danger g M#Af die.
Every now and ihea AAaes parc ,
down close 10 thp Ties. ~
surp ~ his footing WIS xo'ot.
reached the solid ground z gugSAp. Iot,
side we took a long hf@ sfM03ss
graduated ourselves upa sWMxS4 Tbls
" the horse had made -, :.
and fallen hr would mfe
The buggy mud We would
frft below fnr There usa AsA1 long
rails 20 prevent went
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18
ft')|YS A
IRiEs OLD
n ouNG NJ !

W aaisie Maid
u 81 4he ciVli Y
ADA Me- six Isl
IS tsqfspt
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

The peaeabie election of M. CAST
mir-Perier asiPresident Of the Bkench
republic. to succeed the late NJ. Car
not. most bly, demonstrates the
stability 0 the government Of that
great nation. In the past History OF
that people eveIts such as have &C.
Cured within che last few daFs
would have brought forth riot and
bloodshed all OYER the Laad.
new president is elected without the
slG htest friction. and the Eheals of
government continue unmoIes4ed in
their orderly course These facts
show IL stronger light than eyer
before the true greatness Of taat
wonderful people. France is a ma
tion IT patriots in the highest and
best sense " the term. 1t is filled
with the true spirit of freedom. and
the republic being grounded in the
hearts Of the people. will endure a.
long rs time shall last.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

That man NJ Turpin who is alleged
TO have presented to France the in
fernal machine for which he refused
Germauy's 1,9)J,00) fran IS claims too
much for it He recently declared
that the figures given rs to four dis
charges in a quarter OF an hour,
each belching %. 900 projectiles. only
represented a minimum. He believed
that his gun could be brought 20 such
a pitch of perfection as to enable
those using it to sweep several army
corps of a field OF battle 5 by gust
of wind The suspicion grows that
NJ Turpin is to the military what the
Kelley motor man was to mechanics.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

THERE is apparently no limit to
the4aecommodating spirit OF our col
lege authorities when the under
graduates show that they really
moan business. One OF Yale's crack
sprinters was dropped recently be-
cause he paid.more attention to ath-
letics than be did to his studies He
has been reinstated. however. ae-
eording to a Boston paper. because
,heNVas wanted in the team that has
gone to England to contest for
athletic honoFs with Oxford. ard it
was necessary that he should be
student in regular standing in order
to compete. Thus does matter tri-
umph over mind. The faculty un-
doubtedly feared that if they re-
manned obdurate the whole crowd OF
sport loving students would go to
some opposite,shop.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

The flag Of the Kearsarge has been
brought to New York By patriotic
merchant captain, who prevented it
from being kept b. the wreckers.
There is something very queer about
theewhole kearsarge business. some
thing very discreditable to the Off
ccrsof the ship. Though the whole
ships company were got ashore, the
logbook was left on the wreck and
was procured weeks afterwards b. u
yacht owner and forwarded to the
navy department. which will also re-
ceive the rescued flag. The officers of
the kearsarge do not appear TO have
cared as much for the old snip as the
rest OF the people of the United States.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

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Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1894-08-18

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The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1894-04-16
Wherein Higgins Writes Three
Letters.
a REMARK ABOUT SAN JONES.

I'VE a. n ABOUT SAM JONES.
A celebrated doctor, at the head
of seminary, had wife who com.
planned about an old COT k, saying:
Husband we must dispose Of Aunt
Mary. Her temper is too bad, she
has gotten 80 she talks back" This
husband knew when and where to
answer his wife and said nothing
Next morning at breakfast his wife
handed him cup of coffee, he
looked up smilingly and said
"Wife, this is an elegant cup of
coffee, has splendid aroma, and is
really delicious. Didn't Aunt
Mary make this cotfee?" Then the
doctor took up nice light roll,
broke it open and said. "What a
nice roll this is, so productive of
digestion and health, simply
SPLENDID. Didn't Aunt Mary
make these rolls?" His wife re.
piled, Yes, husband" "WiIl you
have piece of steak said he to
his wife, 'It is so we'll cooked, and
juicy and nice? BY the-way, wife,
didn't Aunt Mary cook this
steak?" To which she re.
piled, eyes" Blythe. way" said
the wife, ''husband, we will keep
Aunt May, she scolds at times,
and shows bad temper, but it will
be hard to get cock who will make
as nice coffee, as good biscuits, and
cook as good steak. Do you get
the ldea," Sam Jones says some
hard things, digs the ground up,
and makes the fur fly; but, af ,er
all, does he not tell the truth? Sam
deals in the plain article, hence the
getting hot in epots, especially
among the gamblers and saloon
keepers Aud when you talk about
Sam Jones, just think Of the cook
the good biscuits, coffee and steak
and take it.
The Waco Trading Company be
lieves in the truth the only truth,
nothing but the truth; the plain
truth, and the honest truth, and the
truth is, Sam Jones tells the truth,
and nothing but the truth, and the
Waco Trading Company can furnish
your house from kitchen to parlol
cheap for cash, or on easy pay
ments. j. w. RIGGINs,
Proprietor.