New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Cookers wealth by saying that perhaps he has had
a whack at NETWORKS seignorage"
How did you manage to sell that piece Of goods
thought MRS e1 Rchcoin had had it laid aside for one
OF her daughters. Then she took 1t right oh-CChi-
The Manhattan Press Clipping Bureau Of this city
gathered 400 editorial references the late George
W. Childs. and only three of them were unkind
Puzzle vN Ss,i III in peck of trouble
Why-er-you know. have been paying
I've got invitation TO poker with him tonight
and / don't know whether he'll get mad If beat
him or think ] have no business capacity II let
him beat me.-(lndianapolis Journal
Thrift is the name Of an attractive monthly
which is TO be an advocate OF mutual benefit, fra
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tons This portion of the insurance field has not
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under it's energetic management Thrift may con-
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TENNYsoN IN POLITICS.
Break. break. break
on the bleak Salt River shores.
And would that my tongue could ecno
The sound OF the fateful oars
Oh we'll for the Presidents brain.
or what he thinks Is such.
That he's very obtuse to the signs Of the times
And cannot reason much
And the cruel elections come,
While they whisper the dreadful fact in his ear
That they soon Will douse his glim.
Break, break, break.
o party Of treason and spons'
For the peoples day Will come at length,
Toledo Blade.
II must have been a conservative Presbyterian
who said recently that man may be very liberia.
In his views and closehsted in his contributions.
And II was probably liberal Presbyterian who
f,n n
may be iberal also in his thinking. So. now, the
honors are about even.
Mrs. Mildmay-But what makes you think Mr.
Mrs sharpe-;iy dear woman. when man never
With YOU % may be sure he has ciandestine cor
respondenee with some other or ne rons
home.-(Boston Transcript
THE Rochester Democrat" quotes the following
gems from the local correspondence of Western
New-York paper:
THE death OF Mr.. and Mrs. Bratt and child. who
have left us within two weeks Will be deeply
mourned by the church as well as their other
friends Instead of going to Chicago to spend a
few weeks the family all three. gone to heaven
TO spend eternity How nice TO all go so near to-
gether. First little Ethel little more than week
Mrs Mary Brat another week again. Ransom
which constituted the family. All at rest. our loss
is their gain. Weep not for me-
recovered from their sickness caused BY the lovely
color,ng OF the ice at the Aiken wedding.
1t is also lucky to have a physician who UNDER
stands his business so we'll
The Superfuous Woman.-"Dear." asked Mrs
Wlckwire. looking up from her paper. "what a does
this papar mean by referring to the supernuouS
woman? What Is the superfuous woman" wit.
"In engagement days" answered MI WEE
wire 'the superfiuous woman was your younger
sister" -Qndanapolis journal
1.-THE Philadelphia Inquirer quotes statistics
showing that while New-York received 60 per cent
OF the Worlds Fair imports. Philadelphia received
only one-thlrd OF 1 per cent. II declares that
Tacoma. FL Paso and Laredo are commercially
ahead of Philadelphia, and it wants TO know why
these things are So
Look here. have come to the conclusion that
is all hunous Win your vege. t,ran cub and
am alive. most OF the members ps press,
actually s EorsS ny member arriving
late on club night Is compelled TO eat Deeisteak
many OF our members always make point or De-
ing late"-Spassvosei.
An English paper tells of clergyman who 10
80 somnolent a preacher that when he breaches
both OF his feet go to sleep.
Nine NJ. a very clever pianist, when sitting next S,x
to nns OF v Voice Are You fond Of music
coonely' Madame" replied the warrior. rolling
savage pair OF eyes, Il am not AFRAID OF III"
RappeL
"Gsaeral" Fry OF Los Angeles Call Is about 70
lead an army of the Commonwealth from that point
10 washington The General appears to be much
more truculent than Ccxey. OF Massillon. ONO. he
has ordered Secretary Lamont to provide rations
for his army But 1t would be just like the WHY
Secretary OF War to ignore the demand On ths
whole the public will not take much STOCK IN '"s
Generals ability to get TO washington CoAe'
the man for the public's money. He is rich is tne
proud possessor of complete suit of tin armor' anu
has for his lieutenant Carl Brown. the greatest
living exponent Of the Noble Order OF baiaam'
ASS Compared with Coxey the Los Ahse'e' "e"
eral is small fry indeed.
smou how Ito Rrocer)-If you please MI wenDy,
NJ mnther wants 10 know II you will give he' %"
almanac. A.. ,ourterl-But, my
,,,,e man. YOUR mother does not get her s'o'e''
here u,.u.,. M, ma borrow your
lbarrow.-(Tit- Bits