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On Many Tennis Courts.
The results in tho South Orange Field Clubs

The results in tho South Orange Field Clubs tenni,
tournament yesterday follow:
Mems Singles-FInal round: Robert NJ Miles Jr
South Orange Field CLUB, beat Samuel 7. Carter, Jr
horristown Field Club j-2, 90 "a, 6-3. 6-a.
. Mems Doublcs-Final round: Calhoun Cragin, New
against George II. Miles and Holcombe Ward, South
Orange Field Club, 3-o. o., Ga. 90, e-5, unnn-
Consolation Singles nnnl round: William O.
Gennert, Danforth T. c.. beat Arthur Stokes. o-S,
Final Round.-cllrord A. Gould. South orans. Field
SO - ~ ~ -
The final match in the mems singles OF the Nyack
Country Cluos open tennis tournament resulted in
aentlemens Slngles.Fipal round: .Jahisi Parmiey
Paret, Lenox Tennis Club, beat J. T. Taimadge Of
Ladies' slngies-Final round: Miss Banks beat Miss
Bradley. Sd, 80. 6-s, 81.
Co, Consoist,9n sngle.-Flrst round: Capt W. L Flax
Second Roand-W. Ii. '2i spSrseOn @ bea. E. H rnaysr.
90. 81. 10.
Gentlcmens S sDoubIes-Preiminary round, Post and
Tslmsdss Sest Shsp%ae sS, and spSrs.Sn so 80
so tempered the weather that there was q larger at
tendance at the woodlawn Oval today to witness the
nnincni. In tho eentienen's Doubtless Reed and Ware
beat Ely and Clnett, S-6, 6-3: Hobart and Rudlong
beat Marsh and Richie 81. 8-l.
Mrs. Doron and W. H. Ciuctt. s-3. 8-e Miss Ritchis
and Hobart heat Miss Ingham and r. Ciiett S.a
e-3 Miss Annie Richie aud Mr. Ide beat Miss McGraw
In the ladies' singles Miss Ide beat Miss A. Ritchis
o-S, 9-o; Miss Agnes Richie beat Miss Insham.
In the gentlemen's singles, Budlong beat Reed 90,
6-9; Bixby beat de, so IS; Perkins boat xiv "a
IS, ~; Cluett beat Perkins, o-3 s-5; Ware beat
g. smith, e.S, o-J; Ware beat Cluett. e-3, 60;
IL was not o. s. Campbell who was beaten In this
tournament on Wednesday.
The sun., 1894-09-07

A. Exciting steepl.cha.e at Newport.

NEWPORT. Sept. S.-The second days meet OF the
Newport Racing Association was even greater sue.
cess than that Of the nrst day. In the second race
Athol. favorite. finished nrst but declared TO
have fonled having crowded Mars to the fence. The
fourth race proved TO be the most exciting OF all.
Norman, q local entry. having seen some hunt
ing. and being driven with blinders. only half
raised for the hurdle and turned Q complete somer.
sault Jockey Boohan was sent twenty-five or thirty
feet through tho air. but escaped with slight
cuts and bruises The horse could bad to
be carried on the course. His spine injured and
his recovery 70 doubtful The sixth race for ponies
did not MI. No time was announced In any race
Summaries:
First Race-Purse 5000. OF which $50 TO second
added TO swecpstakes OF $40 each; handicap: about
three,qpartrrs OF mile Atalanta won, Canvass sec
ond. Jake Josephs third.
Second Race-The Ocean steeplechase; purse a3Oc
OF which $50 to second and s25 TO third, added 10
sweepstakes OF SIS each; steeplechase for hunters
ful course. Mars won Playmate second, Eblis third
Third Race-Purse 5000, OF which $50 10 second,
added TO sweepstakes OF $40 each, handicap; about
one mile. Gallopins King won. Lafayette second.
Fourth Race-Breakers' 'Steeplechase; purse $500 Of
which $50 TO second and s25 Ia third added sweep
stakes OF 81 each; short The Peer won Luck.
now second Roseland third.
Fifth Race-AquidDeck Steeplechase; purse $780, OF
which SIS 10 second and e25 TO third added sweep
second.
The sun., 1894-09-07
The Foreign Book At Chicago Wins Heavily
on Domino.

cnIcAoo, Sept. s-oascon and sull Ross were
the winning favorites at Hawthorne to-day. The for
eign book won heavily on Domino the players sup
porting Clifford freely. Summarizes
E jones'. 70 woni Teeta May, Rs F Carr, q TO l.
l95. '
second Racezone mile, Gascon. III drvinsl. g to
aqsphy 10 F Carr, Q 70 third. Time, ;4sS.
Ihird EscenNins' sixteenth OF . mile, Monterey
second: Loretta los tchorn). 10 to /. third Time
Fourth Race-one mile and sixteenth. sull Ross
ilO (bergerl, sto 10 won; Mulberry l0i (Chorn), 50
third. Time, :bs. -
Fifth RAce-Threc-quarters OF a mile. Monrovin
iOS tkrausel to J, won; spendoline, lO5 leigh,
ITO l. second ooiddust, sS lAcCue) 10 To 1. third.
Sixth slLth Race -Sne,sixteenths Of a mile. vigor. 100
second Caleb, W Leigh TO !, third. Time, 90.
seventh Raee-Three quarters OF mile Leo. Us tE.
Imp Welcome ss (Everettl. 10 l. third. Time go
The sun., 1894-09-07

Nile Track 10 DO Away with shs Hin
BelnE Constructed

Superintendent German OF the New York
Jockey Club sends word to THE Sun that he
has begun the construction of a new mile course
at Morris Park and trainers who have long
looked upon the famous hill as a bugahoo will
not have 70 run their horses over the crest of
the mountain, except at distances OF over mile
This Is Mr.. Gorman's despatch:
Il have started 20 make u new mile track IN
come under the hill. The start will be out OF
the mile-and-a-q uHrter chute and the new turn
VIII commence at the seven-eiRhth pole cross
ing the three-quarter track, and come in the
homestretch above the quarter pole, making a
The estimated cost OF the Improvement IL
Sl5,OOO. 20
The sun., 1894-09-07
Hs..,e Take. the Maiden Stake. n. La.o.,a.
: sept o;-To-day's races were run on fast

LArosIA, Sept o;-To-days run on a fast
track and afforded nne Sport. Summaries;
First Racs.slx furlongs. shiloh, 0s tDonohue). 10
70 L. won: King Star, l0l Clayton, 10 !. second;
niss Perkins, ss Garner. 10 TO l, third. Time.
second Race-one mile and twenty yards C,emen.
tine, iOs uPerknsl, 10 g, won; Rhett GOOde. lOSI5
,ciayton) 10 go second: I'll. l07 Freemanl, rs 10
Third Raee-seveh furlOnss. wiFhtman. Ios (Nar-
UNI, ! 20 won; Red John, l0l lGarnerl, 40 TO !,
second Dillon, JT: iee liiaml, THIRD, Time iii0A.
fourth Race furlonss Adanl, lOy tPerkIns).
IS TO g. won; Leonard H., IS5 CHami is 10 /, secoad
simon W, iO5 rhorpeg. ITO 10, third. Time. ;I8a
I1fth Rhce-Maiden Stakes; hve furlongs. Hessis
l0I (Thorpe Alto l. won; Royal Spirit, llOJ Fisher
E0 70 second Repeater, 100 (Martin), TO 2 third
The sun., 1894-09-07
Jockey Club Deliberations.

Al the meeting Of the stewards OF the Jockey
Club held last evening at their headquarters,
lIS Fifth avenue, many cases came up for Judi
elal consideration.
No decision was reached In the case OF John
croker and the horse Wang, nor in the Susie n
Ease, put the stewards announced that they up-
held the Coney Island Jockey Club In It's action
~ X regard 70 the k9rn case, This means that
the entries Of j. =. kOrn and AI j. DAILY will nor
be received on any OF the tracks under the con-
trol OF the Jockey Club
The sun., 1894-09-07
ROSertson's Crew wias the UHassiasa a.
RAee.

The most important event OF the New York A,
c.s annual regatta. which was left undecided
last Saturday, was rOwed yesterday on that part
OF the Sound adjoining the clubs grounds at
Travers Island.
There was quite a large crowd present and the
tour-oared gig crew No. got the verdict over
crew No. Z, after an exciting struggle, by ons
length: Ihe distance raced was Ihree-quarters
OF a mile. The winning crew were: q. n Rects
ley, bow; l.. I.awkon, 9; N. ]. Croums 3; w, il.
Robertson, stroke; George Phillips, coxswain.
The sun., 1894-09-07
The yhe.Im.n.s Pathway.

As a result OF the 5000 circulars sent out TO
the bicyclists in Brooklyn By the Good Roads
Association urging them TO contribute 20 tho
are being received In every mail The work up0n
the pathway is still progressing The subscrip-
tions received late last evening placed the
amount over 81 600
The sun., 1894-09-07
GIDEON & DAILY LEAD.
A Lot or Winning Owners During the
sheep-heaa Bay Meetisg.

The meeting OF the Concy Island Jockey Club
which ended yesterday continued eleven days,
during which seventy-onc races were run, for
which ga horses at the several ages contested.
The gross value of the races amounts to $751;
O45 divided as follows. including $4,000 to the
breeder Of the winner Of the Futurity Stakes,
81, 300 to the breeder OF the second, and s., 900
To the breeder of the third.
The sun., 1894-09-07
The Men HhOIa Lord Hawkes. Tea win
Meet At PhIIadsIPhIA

PHILADELPHIA Sept d.-The directors OF the Belmont
ana germantown Cricket Clubs today selected the
loAo"lns Team 10 play against Lord Hawkes. team OF
EnNlsa eEleketers on sept a. az and "a: Il L Brosu
riasf nT5ist9ni JsorEe PatteTsnn- H. I. Baiy. Il W
HtaaNs u n a boAlen. A III Wood, J. A. scott ] II
hns . elr and K d. brown II the latter Is ~
~ % sshe part N Tue match W. ". Nobls vii take "a
The sun., 1894-09-07
nsBUs IN plcrve HUwor.
He Breaks the Reeors - wsveriy Trner
anA I.oNrnrn VIE ONsn En,e.


Yesterday was Governors Day. and politicians
day as WE'LL at the New Jersey state Fair at Wa
verify. The crowd was not as large ns usual on
the big Thursdays Of the fair, and the Jersey
politicians did not turn ont ss well as in former
years Gov werts was there, and 30 was ex-
Senator sewell, who is n director Of the State
Agricultural Society. The Governor dned at
the Essex Club at Newark with ex-StsSe Senator
Barrett The gamblers were buster ,han usual
in and out Of the fair grounds, and the dancing
shows continued without appreciable modera-
tion in spite of the protest of the women's
Christian Temperance Association.
The harness racing was of somewhat sensa-
tional nature, and the track record Of 2:18 was
beaten. This was done in the first heat OF the
2:16 pace by Rebus, who covered the
mile in 2:14I4 and lowered his own
record Of o:1b. Rebus won the race hand-
ly. The 2:17 trot was won by Bravsdo In straight
heats. The 2:37 trot proved TO be n most excit-
ing contest. Harry Hill. driven by Billy Sar-
geant. won the first two heats. but Red state. a
promising colt driven by Hanesee, showed great
speed after getting warmed up, ard won the
next two heats. The finish in the fourth heat
was very exciting and 1t took the judges several
minutes TO reach a decision: The heat was finally
proved TO be the best slayer and captur cd the
final heat and race. Summaries:
go ssyg Ri,: pacing pRssiSs pRsSa :oPS g. cne.erwood
D i Hsrrington's b. M Hsbbe tHarrinstonj..t !
=. Gauns b. M Country Girl (lnufY). )............2
Bean Brothers b. q. Frank (B. Bennl...........S
Howell Stables b. .. Van Cott lockwood .....5
Time-2:2i, ego, 2:l411.
p;17 class. trotting; purse 81 900.
T. Cools b. r. Brnvado. by kentucky Wilkes,
dam by Messenger Duroc Cool. ,.,.... .....1 l
J,y D beekmsns b. m Lady M. iYorton) .....t
g. ssn,,,ts sm,.s Ss S P"rt "rt sssIdeyg'
G. McCoya b. Billy G. tQuin tom ............6
X. H. lockwood's ch. 6. Pickett CLockwood)...S
W, n. Evanss e. Boy Blue Evans. ..........7
Time-2!20lS. 2:2i, 2!2lL.
2:37 class trotting; purse &4O0
". II. Sargcaut's ch e. Harry Hiii, by Edge
Hill. dam by Blazing star tSargeantl. II Q 2
Glenniore Farms b. s. Red state tHan.
RsSitana Farms blk. g. Electric Prince
W. ii. syfons b. g. Backwood wikes
w H. Grants b. e. Carl 5. iGrantj. .......S
Woodbrook Farms br IN. Lnola tOsborn4 " z
". Quintons blk. IN. Ada d. (QuintonD...,7 b y
fleminston Farms b. m Favorite Girl
G. 81 Eysnsp b. m Maid OF Erin iEyansjG I Vdp
W. A. Wynns b. m Highland Girl Cwynnl.g 10 10 4 DIR
tysnderwsterj 10 IL IL dis
Time"s'Si. 'aiSoti.' aia7I.. aaS, a!so.
George w. Coffin Of the Orange wheelmen |
and Paul Grosch OF the Springfield Bicycle Club |
rode an exhibition half mile on a tandem. The |
distance was covered in :0l, the first quarter |
being made in 40 seconds
The sun., 1894-09-07
Yale Football Men .t pr.ot,...

At rravers Island yesterday afternoon Capt. Hinck
ey and his men practised about two hours Later on
they took dip in the surf, and when they came out
they had q shower bath anu rub down,
Capt. Hncknsy refused to discusa the new rules He
said that the Yale eleven would start In train in
earnest about Sept. 90 at New Haven. Hinckey will
leave for New Haven about Sept. is.
The sun., 1894-09-07

H'"~N"@y,V oiSts1 AuAnuo anu NeTmont aFes..
Sd ave and 1881 st lGresnDOlnt sSi Manhattan ave-.
The harvest home of our good
townspeople, the home coming from
sea and mountain, already foretold
by the opening of doors and win
dows that have been closed ali
summer, is the signal for the ad-
vent of the most brilliant business
season in the history of our house.
We have been creating while you
have been recreating. We have
made great preparations for the
army OF happy. wsll-tanned boys
who are trooping back to the city,
and the ChiIdren's Dept bristles
with attractive and exclusive nov
eltiFs for their usa
The sun., 1894-09-07
Tlme-a;IOL, s;isA. s;i'sil
sshasfsr Urges the HsldIAs ofa shsTt-sssz
Tourney In This City.

Jacob Schaefer has endorsed the proposition
made by BillArdist William spinks. his playing
partner. for tourney OF the Western short-stop
cracks In this city in October 10 boom local bill
liaTds here. The project Is broAched in a letter
to Maurice DAILY that the New York star re-
ceiyed on Monday. Spinks suggests a sweep
stake tourney. each man 10 put up $3.50 entrance
Zee 70 play games OF 900 or 400 points up at IA
ceipts. He thinks that the Brunswick
company could offer an appropriate emblem
70 be played for every thirty days, and suggests
that Old Comanche" sexton, Edward Nc
Laughlin, Tom Gallagher, Frank MaggiOli. him
self and probably Randolph Heiser as COM
petttors. New York has never had short-stop
tourney, ard Schaefer has said that he believes
II could be made 10 pay II held at Daly's
tourney would furnish entertainment for the
billiard lovers for three weeks hand running
MaggtOlt adds suggestion that the first prize
De 500 and the second $500, with the gate
lnohsS divided into four purses OF 20, so, 60
The L. A. W. Does Nee Expect Aay TEOabIe
The report that the Maryland Bicycle Club
intends TO secede from the L. A. w. Is not re-
gardsd very seriously by the ofnesrs OF the lat
ter organization. Chairman Raymond OF the
Raging Board informed TIE SUH reporter yes
terdAy that the l.. A. w. has no eight with the
no word OF any impending trouble. He stated
that al the recent race NESTING of the club the
uack was oEerrun with men who had no busi-
ness there, and that the referee ordered them OF
rules state that none but ohlciAls shall be az
lowed upon the track.
Il seems that some Of the dOnators Of the
prizes for the tournament were among those
the incidenL
The sun., 1894-09-07

PARIS, Sept. 6.-In the six-hour bicycle race
at the Nelodroms Buffalo to-day Waller OF
America was thrown from his wheel In a eolli-
and badly bruised.
The sun., 1894-09-07

Third Race-The Seashore Stakes, for twoyear-olds
which have not won a stake race Overnight sweep
dtiOnal guaranteed cash value s2 6O0 to the winner
$4,000, 10 the second horse S35O. and TO the third
$3.50 allowed pounds; maidens allowed 10 pounds;
The sun., 1894-09-07

Inc programme for to-day Is q long ono In
Guiding the 2:l6 trot, with Rose Leaf Ex pres
sive Arena and about dozen more fieet young
campalgners; the 2:10 pace. which should be a
gtft for John r., Gentry II he starts; the 2 90
trot. where Csrldon. who viii doubtless DO
Iisvorits, has Cocoon, King Darlington, and a
Stock Farm purse for 2:35 trothars with nine
named, and the stake for double teams free for
an IN the last event the pairs named are Azots
ana Answer OF the salisbury stable Billy A. aud
DodReyille as substitutes for Lord Clinton and
Miss Ida; AIorita aud ShandOn Bells named
by +. J. Kaufman of Terre Haute.
The sun., 1894-09-07
ROBERT J. STILL AT 1T.
THE BUFFALo PHENo MENox PAGES
IN 2iOs I-s AT INDIAEkPoLIs.

wns Scored IN the seec-a Heat er y rssrd-
Se-sht Nsses with Zee Pstehen-An Rec
erds FOR Heats snrps-sss-Anx Trots
q. aroz a-A-Aner Massey M--ks's Crows.
The sun., 1894-09-07

FIFTH hnce-For twoyeAr-Ods; selling; q sweep
stakes OF VI each with 900 added. OF which s26O
TO second and sOO 10 third the winner be sold at
auction for $1,000; n for less pound allowed for
each SlOO down to sl 900; hye furlongs
The sun., 1894-09-07


George w. Coffin of the Orange Wheelmen
and Paul Grosch OF the Springfield Bicycle Club
rode an exhibition half mile on a tandem. The
distance was covered in :01, the first quarter
being made in 80 seconds.
The sun., 1894-09-07
aroohlan Aarfrtisrm fnts.
ESTABLISHED IS4a
9MzzlufN
sIX STORES
SIX STORES

- - BROOKLYN STORES
NEW YORK STORES. Broadway and Nedfurd ave
Broadway. cor sIst st. Atisntic aad vermont aTss
Sd ave. and 1881 St .Greenpont 4 Manhattan ave
The sun., 1894-09-07
ENTRIES FOR GRATEsEyD.
The Seashors and ParkvIIie Stakes to Bs
Kun To-day.

Second Race For threeyear oids and upward: sell.
ing; sweepstakes OF $40 each. with 81 O0O added Of
which 500 10 second and sloO TO third the winner
z pounds; n for s? OO6. l2 pounds; then l pound
allowed for each slOO down to 81 900; mile and
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-08-07

The melancholy days are here
The saddest that know
Too cold by far to NOW the lawn,
Too warm 10 shovel snow.
Washington Star.
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NOT so EASY AS 1T LOOKS.
The EndeaVor to Get Married Is Chilled by
NianY Lesi,l Requirements.

TO get married seems an easy thing 20
the young man whose fancy lightly turns
to thoughts of love. But when it comes
to the actual ceremony there are "a thou
sand and one tcrrors which surround and
threaten to overcome him. Marriage in
some states is easy. In Others it is rs diff
ticult as obtaining divorce
\ well known Philadelphia was about
to he married to II beautiful young woman
who lived in the state of Delaware. He
had no idea that the marriage laws OF
that state were of an appalling nature
He had secured his license and thought
that was all that was necessary.
Have you fled your bond YETI" said
some one to him the day before the wed
ding
WHAT" Paspcd he
Your bond, " repeated the quCstiOncr
"You know every man who is married in
| this state has to file bond for the protcc
1 ton OF the state. -
Tho bridegroom was rather dubious,
| but was finally persuaded that this was n
| fact
I'm sec a lawyer about it in the morn
/ ing, " said he. so he went to friend who
was a legal light and said:
Sec here They tell me l have to give
bond to the state when | get married.
Certainly Haven't you done sof' in
surprised way.
40. | never heard of such thing he.
fore What kind of bond is it,"
ooh, any real estate will do.
But haven't any real estate.
The lawyer looked at him moment
| Then he solCmnly said:
Haven't you any friends who own
property
None that l care to ask to bind it NJ
that way l can't ask my brides relatives,
you know"
His friend looked at him pityingly
you can't postpone the wedding, cal
your"
What" fairly shrieked the unfortu
nate.
"Of course not, of course not " said tn
legal light soothingly. But the poor bride
groom looked stricken.
I'm tell you what IL do, old man. III
tend to the matter for you. Don't give
yourself any more concern about it,
The young man about to be married
then grasped his hand. He could not speak
for moment and then he poured forth
his thanks. He picked up his hat in re
lieved sort Of way and walked to the door
| Then he turned.
by the way, l forgot to ask you how
large is the amount of the bond required"
Fifty cents" said the lawyer.-NeV
York Recorder.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-08-07

\ civil engineer tells this story;
While overseeing n gang of men who,
with mule teams, were hauling loads of
dirt, q friend of mine-a ventriloquist--
came up and stood by my side, watching
the men at work.
Presently a mule, driven by large,
redheaded and fiery tempered lrishman,
baked when right in front Of where my
friend aid were standing. The lrishmaD
soon lost his temper and began TO bclabor
the animal with his rawhide Every now
and then the mule would turn his head
and look ryproachfully at the angry Irish,
man, but sull refused to bulge an inch.
Now, just watch the lrishman," the
ventriloql..sC whispered in my ear.
At that moment Pat, losing all pa.
thence, gave the animal n tremendous kick
in the ribs with his heavy boot.
The mule turned his head, and looking
the Irishman in the face opened his
mouth
DIN you, don't you do that againr
Tie voice sounded as though it came direc'
from between the mules parted lips.
The whip dropped from the Irishman'l
hand. For "A moment he stared at thu
mule, and then without uttering a word
he whirled about and bolted down tn
valley as fast as his two rather length.
limbs could take him.-New York Herald
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AFTER PARADISE.
JuMPlN JOE OF CHEROKEE MEETS a
STRANGER WHO lsToo PARTICULAR

He Wanted to Go, but Kicked Because
Jumpiu Joe Wouldn't Plant IIim-A Rip
Roarer Named MCGEE who Was still
More So.
One mornin ! saddlcd my boss and sot
out fur the town Of Hope Center to exhibit
my grasshoppcr and work up a sale fur
my Magic Cement and Cherokee Sassy
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-08-07

er's fcclins, GLt h6in7t eoln 10 all Chat
trubblc fur nohodys mother DUp "
guns and git oll'n that boss
What furi"
Fur to take glide on foot and tc
leave ye in no shape to bluff another pill
grim.
He pitched his guns onto the grass and
got outer the saddle, and as p'ints to the
west he scrapcs his foot on the sile in u
graceful way and blandly seq;
pilgrim, the partin gives me pain, but
sich is life in the Cherokee strip
then rid on TO Hope Center with his
boss follcrin artcr, and l seq to the fust
man meets, SCI l:
"Kin | git far trial in this town.
"Nhat fur" SCI he.
EUR robbin a man back ycre bout four
miles"
"Who was it,"
"Bill MCGEE Of Cow Greek"
AR that his hossy"
| "Shc ar. -
"And did yo take his wcepins'"'
Il did"
Then We don't want no sort o trial.
| I'm the coroner and about all the rest oil
! the law in these diggin's The vardict of
/ the jury is that the burned kyotc met his
! death while prancin round to pick fuss
with peaceful man, and the hoss and the
wecpins and other loose things will jest
about make up my fee. "
But he hain't dead, seq |. Il took
his boss and wcepins but let him git
away"
ITS all the same, ser the coroner
/ "Ne orter killed him, of course, but bein
We didn't somebody else will afore night,
and IN close the case now. ~
That was all, except the boys raised
sich row that the coroner finally put the
stuff up to I've raillcd fur and let me in OF
the deal. got one of the guns, but sh,
hain't no great shakes use her mostly
to skccr my grnsshoppcr when he gifts can
tankcrous and overpcrtickler about beir
broke up and ccmented together agin.
AUSTIN KEENE
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-08-07


He kin outride, outshute, Outright and
outholler any human thing on the face of
this airthl"
''Mebbe Bill MCGEE mought be yer own
Manner SEE /, feelin purity cantankcrous
with my feelin's.
"Mebbe he mought, and mebbe ye wan.
ter swaller them words o yourn" SEE he,
We both started to draw at the same
time, but got the drop ON him by about
two seconds. When he realizes that wa
one count ahead on the game, he softly SEE:
Stranger, this is world Of vanity and
disappointment.
''Yes, she ar. "
II shall DO powerful glad to leave it,
fur my sorrows ar many, but hope yell
do me favor aforc yc pulls trigger"
what dye banker fur"
II want to be buried back yere about
three miles ON a knoll, and want ye to
hold some sorter funeral over my lifeloss
remains. II hain't fur myself, but fur my
pore ole mothers sake"
And mebbe yc want me to dig down
three or four feet;" sez l.
"a. least three" SEE he.
"And ye want head board fur the
gravey"
1T would sorter soothe me to know I'd
hev one.
And mebbe yc want the airth heaped
up and patted down and sunfowers plant
ed thar TO wave above yer karkassi"
Il should, Teller crtter-I should Not
fur my sake, understand, fur l hev n,
vanity, but on account of my mother, Ii
fact, If We wanter spread yerself and maxi
my last restin place the jim dandiest spo
fur 80 miles around, ! hain't no objeck
shuns.
"But don't wanter" SEE l. II thought
/ had met the pertioklercst critter in Cher
okee back yere a ways, but ye outshin'
him If ye can't be shot like other folks
then won't shoot at all!'
"But it's fur my mother" he seq, wip
I'm weopin tear from his left eye
.'Waal. don't Yanter hurt yer moth
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-08-07

Good Lordyl This must be something
about the income tax. Life.