New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-07
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The 40 acre apple orchard OF Judge Wellhouse.
Leavenworth County, Kan. yielded A. bushels Of
apes this year. which were sold at net proft
about $500
Hard TO Res!st-Misslonary dlsconsolately)-lf the
favori,e wife OF the chief could be converted. a.!
nothing attractive in Christian civilization
wife after rehectionl-Show her some FASHION
plates.-tNew-York Weekly
In Melbourne there is a barber named Taylor, ssd
next door to him is a tailor named Shave
Mammy-why did you tell Mrs. Musger that the
cake she gave you at dinner was not very soou
Charlle@Cause IL Ia said | liked u SOMEBODY
would "a said Il was bad for me-Vhieaso in''
Ocean.
The chief rabbi OF New-Zea.and says that OF inc
eos cancer treated in the Wellington hosP"aA
during the last eight years not one was hebrew
He attributes the immunity OF Hebrews TO the ress'
lations regarding the slaughter OF cattle In New
Zealand cancer and tuberculosis are very prevalent
among cattle
I'VE devoted a heap of study TO IT," said the
inventor. and believe I've got caoie-ca1
fender that 90 ne business tho nb,,,nthrops
Wen. peg away Mebbe you'll discover means
OF attaching the thing 10 a football eleven II you
DO that III see tnht you vs sS vns Star
4 Topeka (Kan) dealer is evlding the new play
ing-card tariff Jaw by renting the cards for as mucn
A II
them doesn't bring them back it isn't the fault OF
the dealer.
,bat ' f,nny s' s,orT about me oiiSe family?
Mrs. Uptodate-No; what Is IT. ,,,.,, .,,x,
Mrs Nuwoman- say that Mrs. Oldstile SAYS
home and attends 10 the housework and her nus
bands goes regularly to an office downtowh'--VOnr
Cago Record
4 number OF Protestant cergymen Will appear De-
fore the coming Wisconsin Legislature TO urge INV
passage Of bill taxing all church property i"s
movement has grown out OF the fact that certain
religious bodies have made exceedingly large in'
ves,ments in real estate. which, OF course Is eA
cmpt from taxation.
Riuftng out OF I-"You have permitted me ,s q
hold conversation with my angel wife compsihe ~
Mr. " Peck. and my wife Is stu IN tue '''' "
cot course she u.s.. replied the medium s s ssso% q.
| knew she was no angel | thought "ouu a'N'A
modate u."-Undianapoiis Journa.
"Trilby" is not the first book of that name ="
1872 Charles Nodler. afterward member OIL '"e
French Academy. published in Paris fairy s'o'
entitled ''Trilby, or the Fay OF Argyle.
According 10 Orders.-The flames shot athwart the
leaden sky Fire yelled policeman mus "a
The regular routine Of CONGREGATIONS was oose1veat
fingered Jump" rosred the crowd. In mo,
men she rej9ned firmly q v was S,n far my life
have dropped everything but the after,dnner CO...
fee set and a chatting dish "ih DC VIII" ~" W
The Boston Transcript" recalls the fact tha' ~ =,
recently as November II. 1850, a large pasa
wolves took possession OF hill near ram". or.
" H. The farmers. alarmed by the depreua"V 80
OF the beasts formed themselves into an army, Wv
strong under the command OF an OLD oliloe'' .
eral Quimby. The hill was surrounded .. al
don OF marksmen. who closed In upon IL 'o'''
Sides and battle royal resulted Inc "o"e o,
defeated and took to fight. leaving scores !" "a
land
the town was saved. There was srahu 'o "a
tion that night when the hard cider ran iree o..
n may be that many persons living We. CO"
member the bringing into Tamworth Oh 'no "a
=, IN. wolves and the Joy that followed H. az.
which In strict ew-England consciences '"'''''
the cider.
Tommy-When I'm a man I'm going 10 ''
Mother-What. and be killed by the ne, enemy ;be an.
Tommy-Ch. well. then. guess III DC '''
emy-(Yale Record.
..rhe pittsburg Dispatch" tells how money n.s
no made by growing potatoes. one Ia'"'. .ot
e. 400 ont OF fifty acres of potatoes. ard aho'ne.
=. oo o. oo bushels OF potatoes raised on TWEEN"
acres OF land.
The Prince S nS Of n wa among the BARRIERS I'm s
tell yo Wat u.s. sah said ma, e pasah on one man
had as de pesssS de s I'M man ia out would
De Prince Wales An yS i kl% 2s Kase whyi
DIS we're Prince O. Wales he done ssas ran tslkin
raise a p'inted beard. Eyerypody WvssIes beard
B%eby man Gums in dis shop AM his s fsse Wen
de chair VIII five days whiskers on or 10 him Gway
rum see be- gimme Dem nar ns mh me:
Gums in raising de same kin O whiskers az day
ain hair on dsy fssss s! FADES
Sa,.p VAS de rnattah an we AIM skarsey
'noush money ter keep body an soul '0ss''
philadelphia Record