The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1894-08-16
lever KERNEL HARDER.

LEVER KERNEL HARDER.
Der oldt Grover Cleveland is heit
n blotz fun oldta bower in der
nera end fun Penns valley WOO
pela yohr tzurick ga-broveered hut
pawr filler tsu brecha mitera tzup
Inc. Are hut de box fun sine
swie-giles wauga, un hut 81 boova
|reeked far de filler h@va bis are uff
lie lon gwid ga-groddled is. ''Luss
e lose," hut are g'sawd, un de filler
In dorrich der bush hummer g'shtart
Eyer shtoomba un felsa, ivver hecka
n nesht, bis endlich sin Sc in en-
ROO ser bind -gibble cooma nn dart
len Sc der oldt mon hucka lussa init
ber tzup.line in der hond awver de
lille wora fordt. Der awrem oldt
karl wore so fargelshtered os are
ich net far raked hut bis anes fun
fa nuchbera tsu shpringa is cooma
En enc g'frogt far woss der dihenk-
os are so doh i'm bush room
awga daid.
"Ah," hut der oldt karl g'sawd,
du consht net olsfart onna fora
WOO du wild won du ON filler brecha
bisht p'
broom sawg ich, des is der foil
hit EN- oldta Grover. Are hut en-
ot filler in sinera fuhr un sin dor
kich gonga NIT eme un now hucked
Ire uf' der longwid fun sine wauga
hit der tzupline in der hond awver
he gile sin fardt. Ich glawb os are
In gooter fuhrmon is un hut ga-wist
WOO are he will, awver we are
,kshtart hut sin Sc amohl es arsht
(vvers free-trade folder nows os de
hggle g'foga sin, un es naixt sin Sc
1vver 1aer free sjlyer shtumba .os es
|g'foga is un we are Sc widder end
lch uff der grawd wake greeked hut
J lis der Hoke Schmidt rous cooma fal
Sc shtuppa un hut 81 pension policy
in der wake g'schmissa un sell hut
Sc rech fargelshtered, un Sc sin il
der bush ga-draid un es arsht os 81
g'wist hen sin Sc i'm income-tax bint
gibble ga-land. De gile sin so dihen
kerish g'shprunga os es der old
Grover bissy g'holdta hut far sicl
uff EN- wauga holdta. De filler bel
lie whiphand g'hot fun eme un de
oldt mon hut ous-g'funna os me
met onna fora con WOO mer will wo
mer ON filler brecha is.
1 De fact is, Kernel, des is oil e
shtory, awver es is der besht wax
{ os ich dere ouslega con we de soch
really sin. De Demagrawda fun dc
Mort sin net dorrich gonga NIT el
oldta mon. Els sin de Brigadiers fu
der SCOT WOO far drisich yohr mt
feel Gus tsu daila hen g'hot i'll III
seram government, un we Sc amol
der Cleveland elect hen g'hot hen s
era duff g g'maucht os sc he gingt
we Sc wetta un won der oldt mo
net NIT wet dada Sc enc obsoddl
un era wake g@ oony enc.
4 Sc gevva nix um der bower in de
Mort WOO aw helfa hut der Clev
land electa. Sc wella der tariff s
arranged hovva os SO arlm ga-ben
fit sin, un vile de demagrawda
der SCOT der hoond sin un de dem
grawda in der Mort usht d
schwontz, far woss ware der hoor
goot won are net 81 schwontz shi
dla kent we are wet 7
Ich hob der onner dawg en- III
chine g's@na os en- oldter Dem
grawdisher bower ga-patent W
greega. De machine is en- rawd v
en- hoshpel, un ousa uff EN- hoshr
sin sex crosse shtiffel. Des raw
will are on de Demagrawdish co
vention nemma so os yader oldt
bower WOO far der Cleveland ga-vo
hut sich uff-backa con, es ray
draya, un 81 ageny hussa kicka
tinf cent der kick. Der Billy Blk
will de machine runna, un are b
crosse huffning far blendy 90
raisa far Demagrawdishe keffer-bi
kawfa.
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