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ADJUSTMENTS.

"The Chimes of Normandy" was the
opera sung at the CIunie Opera-house
last night. There was some hesitation,
due to first night. but only in dialogue.
The solo parts were we'll sung, though
the baritone part being taken by the con-
tralto made the situation novel to those
familiar with this beautiful opera. The
basso Of the chorus was missed last night.
Mr.. Leech did well as Gaspard. He is an
accomplished low comedian, and could
not wholly eliminate himself rs such
from the part. That he did so we'll as he
did is much to his credit, but we should
like to see Cornell in the role. Miss
Crews was excellent as Germaine and
Miss Southern clever as Serpolette. Miss
Huff sang the part OF Henri as she does
ali she undertakes, faithfully and well,
but the character should be assumed by
baritone. 1t is not the best cast the
company has given US, but il is very
brave one, and that it won for the per-
formance liberal applause proves it. The
opera will be heard TO much better ad-
vantage tonight. OF course the manage
ment knows it own business, but if it
would have all its nights of the week
what those later in the week are it will
secure tenor. The company is too good
one, and the people are too willing to
support it, for it to be crippled for lack of
voice.
The Reifsky painting, "A Glimpse of
the Harem," is to remain on exhibition
at 32S X street for the remainder OF the
week only. 1t will then be removed.
The opportunity to see it is therefore now
limited. 1t has drawn well, and eXcites
the admiration of all who view it. 1t is
on exhibition from 10 to daily and from
to 10 every evening.
Jones, Fisch & Watson will give one of
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DANGEROUS PRACTICE.
Children of Kindergarten Age Driv
on Crowded Streets.


on Crowded Streets.
The custom of permitting little chill
dren to drive about the streets, especially
the crowded business streets, is certain to
result in an increase in the number of
angels if not checked.
Yesterday little girl or 6 years of
age drove down j street in cart, accom-
panied by her or 4-year-old brother.
She did not drive very far on that street,
however, for at Ninth her vehicle collided
with another and heavier one, and the
kids were spilled out on the pavement.
The lines became wound about the
body of the younger child and it was
dragged several yards before the horse
was stopped. Fortunately neither of the
children were injured, but they might
readily have been killed.
The girl informed Officer Logue that
"her mother knew she was out''-in
other words, that her mother allowed
her to drive down town.
The record-union., 1894-06-05
REAL ESTATE, ETC.
EDWIN K. ALSIP & CO.,
THE OLDEST AND LEADING
Real Estate Kd ousG
IN CENTRAL AND NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
OFFICES: :

OFFICES
IoI5 Fourth Street, Sacramento
No. Q, Rotunda Mills Bldg, San Francisco
II North First Street. San Jose
A SNAP in a Modern Cottage
of 5 large rooms, bath, etc.
Lot 4oxI6o on | street, below
Nineteenth, and price only
$4,000. Worth So, 600.
For S4, 800 We have another
very pretty new Cottage of 6
rooms on fine corner lot 4ox
100. Location can't be beat.
Not far from above.
S12. 800 will buy the SoxI6o
and 8 dwellings S. ". corner
Thirteenth and K streets. If
any church desires to move in
the future they cant do better
for a location. Property is
self-sustaining,
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nenublIcan Caucus Tonight.

1t is announced thai the Republicans
of the Twentieth Assembly District will
hold a caucus at the Courthouse at s
o'clock this evening, for the purpose of
selecting ten persons, TO be voted for on
June 7Ih. as delegates TO the State Con-
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Usua, Result of skylarkfng.

John Kelly. while skylarking with
friends at Eighth and X streets last even-
ing. had his shoulder dislocated. He was
taken to the Receiving Hospital. where
DR.. Fowler reduced the dislocation.
The record-union., 1894-06-05
Free Advice.

Mr.. Observation-Disclosures, I am afflicted
with that tired feeling. l don't care to
walk any more. What shall / take.
DR.. Gruffly-Take car.
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A Strong Symptom.

''I'm glad Tompkins has struck a
streak of luck at last.''
Smith-So am |. What is it?
Il don't know just whot. 1 only know
that he talked to ME for twenty minutes
without asking to borrow So"
The record-union., 1894-06-05
Persistent.

Briscoe-Jaysmith is regular vocalist.
Bunting Nonsense.
Briscoe-It's so. He's always singing
his own praises.
The record-union., 1894-06-05

A COUGH, cold or sore throat requires
immediate attention, as neglect results in
some incurable lung disease or chronic
throat trouble. Browns Bronchial Tro-
cheS will invariably give relief
The record-union., 1894-06-05

SARsAPARILL AND IRON Get it from
the sole agent, McMorry, 53I NJ st.
The record-union., 1894-06-05
EDWIN K. ALSIP & co.
w. p. COLEMAN.

DEAL ESTATE SALESROoM, 325 J
IL street. For Sale. A list of vacant lots:
S1,200-North side l, Twenty-6rst ana
Twenty-second; lot 4OX160.
S95O-Lot 40x160, street, between Twenty
fifth and Twenty-sixth.
$1,750-Lot 4O1160,. south side o, nsas
Twelfth.
s45O-Lot 40x1eO, F street, between Twenty.
seventh and Twenty-eightb.
Five lots on south side OF f street, between
Twenty-third and Twenty-fourth- AL 40X
100. The lot corner Twenty-fourth and Il
S425. The other four ate 1919 each. VIII
sell on the installment plan.
We are subdividing Lot 4, southwest corner
Twenty-sixth andI. Installment plan. Look
att. I street.
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Jones, Fisch 81 Watson will give one of
their select dancing socials at Turner Hall
this evening.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21
,,Nowy" %zyciorys
XbaWiCiela.
(DOkOnczenle.)

w jednym z ~ostatnich nu-
mer6w naszego pisma poda-
lismy historya fabrykacyi
Notowicza, teraz dajemy kr6-
XII rvs, ,sz6stej" ewangielii.
Issa urodzony by} W Izraelu.
Rodzice jego byli. ubodzy, ]ecz po-
bozni ludzie. Juz W m}odosci g1osif
on 0 jedynym Bogu. w IS roku
sta1 sic pe}noletnim / mia} sic oze-
mic, uciek} jednak i z kupcami dosta}
sic do Indyi. w Benaresie pozna{
on Wedy, ale wkr6tce popad4 W
niezgode z Braminami, kt6rzy mu
zagrozili smiercia. Uciek{ do kraju
Gantamid6w (Buddyst6w), gdzie
p]ozostawa} przez lat 6 i pozna jomi}
sic z czyst2 nauk2 budyzmu. Potem
zwr6ci4 sic znowu IA zach6d i wsze-
die kaza} przeoiw ba4wochwalstwu.
w Persyi wystapi} przeciw religii
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

Zoraostra i musia{ uciekac pred
magami. Majac lat 20, powrdci} do
Judei i zaczaf nauczac.
Reszta ,ewangielii' Noto-
wicza jest licha kopia czterech
ewangielii. Sw. Zmienia jedy-
ME role Plata arcykap}an6w.
Me arcykap}ani chcieli Smier-
ci ,,Issy" lecz Plat wed}ug
Notowicza. R6wniez udziela
Notowicz ,Issie' wiecej czasu
ola nauki.
Juz W 20 roku zaczyna 1ssa
uczyG. SmierG jego a Pana
Jezusa jest ia samq.
Brak w~iadomosci O Zbawi-
cielu Cd roku 1890 do 3ogo W
opowiadaniach ewangielicz-
nych jest opisany jednem zda-
MEM: By}im Maryii J~6zefowi)
pos}usznym. Ale %powo}ani i
ME powo}ani pisarze usi}owali
wiecej ,zycia" W tie suche O.
bowiazki pos}usze6stwa wpro-
wadziG. Juz Renan bluzni},
jakoby P. Jezus kocha} by}
Marya Magdalene po ludzku.
Notowicz znowu pozwala lssy
ucieka6 pred ma}zehstwem.
No! ME ma CO gada6. Gdyby
Pan Jezus przyszed} dzisiaj ma
SWAT, znowu by mu zarzucono,
re ma djab}a, i znowu 60
ukrzyzowaliby.
Dobrzy katolicy z ca}ym
uczonym swiatem sic smieja z
takich nadetych g}upc6w jak
Renan lub Notowicz.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21
Marcypan.

Nagiel, swoje gryzmo}y, re-
feratem' zwane, wyda}w for
ME broszury "a Gene 25ct. Cd
swistka. Cena bardzo przy-
stepna ola tych wszystkich,
kt6rzy VIOLA uzywaG zadruko-
wang bibu}e, zamiast zwyk}e-
go toilet paper.' Menazer
sam obstalowa} siedm krot
s~iedemdziesiat siedm funt6w
do domowego uzytku.
Ma poswieceniu szko}y sw.
Trolley laden Zmartwychwsta.
nice ME by}. Czyzby Tr6jcza-
ME az dotad, W opinii poboz.
nych zakonnik6w, byli szyz-
matykami?
Zmartwychwstahcy TAX sic
rozgniewali ma Zarzad lied.
noczenia Z powodu, re ME
wierzy W Lige, re juz pre-
stall zupe}nie Zjednoczeniem
sic %zajmowac, a W organic
pisaG. Prawdopodobnie ma
Sejmie zwr6ca owe $1,000,
kt6re "a organ Cd cz}onk6w
skolektowali. Mech iowa
rzystwa o tenn pamietaja
swoim delegation dadza odpo-
wiednie instrukcye.
Zarzad Ligi zn6w listen
pasterskim zaszczyci} Nar6c
polski, zaczynajacy sic Try.
kroG sto lat. z u}omkami.
Spieszcie, spieszcie ludkowie
Z centami pc cywilizacya
patryotyzm do Chicago!
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

gaag Kto dosta}
cd mas rachunek lub
,przypomnienie', ME
chat jaknajspleszniej
raczy z%ap}aci6 abona-
ment "a te nasza
gazette niechbY "a
leg1oSc ~wyDosi4a cho6
tylko $l.00 lub
piechaj odnowi pre-
numerate przyna]-
mniej ma dalsze poi
r0ku.
N~iewym6wnie wdzie-
czni bedziemy kazde-
mu, kto mas W tym
ciezkim czasie poprze
centami.
I'm mniej KAToL1K
bedzie m1a4 %k}opot6w
plenieznych, tenn raj.
niej bedzie pracowa4
oko1o oSwiaty ludu
p~olskiego i ola og6l-
nego dobra naszej
kochanej Ojczyzny. :
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21
Nasz zwyk}y
DreZent.

y Duly obrazkowy KALEN-
OAR ia rok PanSki 1894, z
dwolna luzneml %obrazaml;
p KAhTYCZKI.
81 Ks,azeczka POD tvtu}em
KASZUBI POD WIEDNIEM.
@TPowyzej wyszczeg6lnlony
prezent udz1elany bedzle tv]ko
tym, kt6rzy teraz przyslq $500 "a
,,Katolika.''
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

a. Kto nam teraz przesle dolara
abonamentu, dostanie W prezencie
ksiazke pod tytu}em ,,B a ka o
trzech braciach,z ktorych
dwu by}o madrych,a eden
g}upi, o zielonym wezu,
burym kocie 0 sroczce
bez ogona.
a. Nasz podr6zuj aacy agent p.
Rudolf Micha1ows ski, majacy
Cd mas pozwolenie kolektowania
abonamentu "a KAToLIKA, bawi
obecnie W Stanie Ohio.
"a Pan Teofil Derdo-
wski bedzie W tych dniach W
Ashland, Wis, i W Red Jacket,
Mich, jake p%odr6zujaacy agent ma
szej gazety.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

do zydka. Ora} mu wiernie
ciagnac plug, jak parahalne
bydle. Nawet w zydowsklej
kapeli biz W beben, chociaz
ME wiedzia}, czy kijem, czy
pa}kq. Zacza} intrygowat
wreszcie pod Abrumem, "a
co, jak jeden Z jego poprzed-
nik6w, W nocy sic musia}
wynosic. Obecnie jest asys-
tentem: w. X. Krzywonos z
St. Joseph, No. Opusci} St.
Joseph ma dobre.
= Prey wiel-
kiej parafi sw. Wojciecha
ME ma zadnego wikarego.
Ostatniasystent x. Ma}kowski,
poszed} do Kalifornii, d. San
Francisco. Zbrzyd}a mu Cos
podarka, gdzie gosposia chodzi
W sutanie, a proboszcz w.....
DETROIT. = PuSci} tutaj
ktoS pog}oske, re W1ARA I
OJczYzNA zostanie organem
ligi polsko-
amerykahskiej. Zwedzi vice
menaier dwanascie centoW
o6arowanych ma o}tarzu Of
czyzny pod warunkiem, re "a
TAXA ,,dobra' gazette po-
winni ludzie daG wiecej.
A CITY. = Og6lna tu-
til opinia jest "a tern, ably
KAToL1K zosta} organem Zjed-
noczenia Katolickiego, ale ne
przym Fujare i
Jajczyzne posla delegaci Z
Bay City ma sejm Zjednocze-
MIA - w duraki.
A RAPIDS. - Ma
szczekanie ,,Fujary i Jajczyz-
n.y., jakoby Zjednoczenle
mia}o przystapi6 do Ligi ma
przysz}ym sejmie, odpowlada-
my, re predict Z Zjednoczenla
wystapimy Z samym lucype-
rem sic po}aczymy, niz Z me-
nazerem i jego liga.
= Obywatel |.
Wozny, 1853 Perry ave. napi
sal do mas list Z prosba groz-
ba. Prosba jest TAXA: Bro
dosia ME powinien KAToL1K
napastywat, ale go chwali6.
Grozba: Jezeli KAToL1K te-
go ME uczyni, T. Wozny
poprosi O rachunek, zap}aci /
|juz wiecej KAToL1KA czytac
ME bedzie. Ma tie uwagi poz-
walamy sobie odpowiedzie6.
Jestesmy przyjacielem rzad6w
amerykahskich. Jezeli vice
gubernator amerykahski ME
gwa}townie, ale pc d}uzszej
rozwadze Polaka, jake niezdol-
nego, usunie, bedzie do tego
jakaS przyczyna. Durni6w
ME obieraja guber-
natorami. A ze Brodosiu
musi bye nadeta zaba, udo-
wadnia fakt, o jakim gazety
angielskie pisa}y. Niedawno
mu BOWEN zgine}a brylantowa
szpilka "a 900 dolar6w(!?j
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

Nagiel sic uczy Cd ho}oty
abesyhskiej po turecku, DO
moskiewskie klatwy ma KATo-
LIZA mic ME skutkuja. w
cuchnacych hajdawerach plat
kowego swiniozercy rome sic
legnle robactWo.
Nowina, jakoby sw. Jan
z Radziejewa ,machna}' 700
dolar6w, Jest bezboznem
oszczerstwem DzIENNIKA CHI
cAGosK1EGo. Poniza BOWEN
swietego W uszanowanlu
Wiernych.
Ma bagatele 100 dol. sw.
IAN ME patrzy nawet. )ezeli
menazer sunny ME ~podwyzszy
do co %najmniej 7 milion6w,
wierni podejrzywac beda
swietego, re mole tylko jest
b}ogos}awionym, albo jeszcze
wcale rajskich rozkoszy ME
uzywa.
700 dolaroW naWet ME
warte So grzechu wobec
takich cud6w, jakich menazer
W Sp6}ce dokazuje. Coz dopie-
70 wspominac O Swietym Z
.Radzieiewa.
Nagiel ma dispense Cd
wszystkich przykazah bozkich
i koscielnych. Menazer po-
zwolil mu sz6ste przykazanie
boskie w szczeg6lny spos6b
ignorowaG. Ably w tenn pred
siewzieciu Nagiel ducha ME
traci1, wolno mu / W piatkl
SWINE pozerac!
w ostatnich numerach
Dz1ENN1KA CHICAGosKIEGO
kline menazer pc moskiewsku
ma KAToL1KA. w tel gardero-
bic menazer naj}adniej wy
glada.
Mi1osierdzie menazera ola
swojego parobka Nagla
pokazuje sic W przypiskach
zecera do niby dowcip6w
nz1ENN1uA Cu1cAcOcr1ECO
Obrzezane indywiduum ma
sic uzupe}ni6 nieobrzezanym
Sieroty polskie W Chicago
wo}aja pokarmu duchowego,
ale menazer wolf chrzty,
pogrzeby, sluby, kolekty i
Spiewane msze w d6lnych i
gornych koscio}ach, niz =
szko}e ola dzieci polskich.
ZnajomosG trzeciego oddzia-
}u petersburgskiego W redak-
cyl Dz1ENN1KA CH1cAGosk1EGo
zdradzaja moskiewskie kom-
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21
Pod wfgiel novel szko}y w

Pod wegiel novel szkoly w
parafi sw. Trolley W Chicago
po}ozono patryotyczna ZGoDe.
Obawiamy sic, ably te nonsen-
sd, brednie / bluznierstwa, tax
obfcie zawarte w ZGoDzlE, ME
uleg}y Z czasem chemicznemu
rozk}adowi i ME spowodowa-
~ explozyi- Lepiej by}o pod
}ozyc oslo uszy Redaktora.
Menazer wskutek staroSci
z}ym jest zaganiaczem. Ma
ostatnim caucusie mic
ME wpad}o do geby Kio}bas-
sic.
Nagiel, jak szczur W mace
op}ywa W chwale. = Owe IS
patryotek, centowych Litygan-
tex, zam6wi}y take jego IRE
feraty" do domowego i fami-
lijnego uzytku. = TAX, MECH
sic cywilizuja.
Menazer Z liga take ma
sic przy}aczy6 do armii gene
ra}a Coxey'a. Menazer bedzie
dowodzi} dziadami, niewiasty
zaopatrzy Nagiel.
Rektor ma jednocze5a1ie
sw6j zak}ad inkorporowac, gdy
Menazer kradzieze sp61ce
powr6ci. Mech przeto inspek-
torowie beda cierpliwi.
Ma %prymicyach u sw. Jana
Z Radziejewa by}a wielka
serdecznoSG. | Rektor i Me-
nazer bardzo ~ca}owali jubilata
a p6zniej wzajemnie, a jeszcze
p6zniej ukradkiem pluli i
policzki sobie chustkami OBJ
cierali. Ciekawismy kto kogo
,,osmyczyP'.
Sejm Zjednoczenia powi-
MEN sic odbyG W Detroit. w
Cleveland = szyzma, a South
Bend "a blizko Chicago
Menazera. Detroit jest najod.
powiedniejszem. Porzadek
sprawiedliwosG wymaga, ably
g}osy towarzystw by}y W
organic og}oszone.
CudotWorca Z Manitowoc
rzekna} do Gosc1A DzwoNU
do BUDDY psubraty!!' Zaraz
g1osu lego slucha}Y.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

Widocznie predko sic dobre
synki NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
bogaca,
O grozbie P. Woznego mic
ME m6wimy.
CHICAGO - Piotr Kio}
bassa znowu dosta} lofts" ma
ntykiecie' acknowledgement.
Ale skromny Piotr ME cieszy
sic nominacyi ma Komisarza
powiatowego. Chcial konie-
cznie zostaG skarbnikiem
Powiatowym, albowiem Ito
jest najt}uSciejsza posada z
wszystkich urzed6w w Chica-
go. Moze pan Piotr sic jeszcze
ukontentuje i mniejsza ryba,
DO apetyt takiego chciwca ma
ohsa i p%astwiska publiczne
wolf lepiej cos, niz mic.
Czasami kie}base napchaja
dobr2 szynkq, czasami ga4ga-
mani, ale kie}basa zostanie
kie}basa.
BUFFALO. - KAToL1K o.
debra} Cd jakiegos ksiedza
,n:ezaleznego' list Z Buffalo,
W kt6rym b%ezimienny kores-
pondent usi}uje usprawiedliwi6
takiego K~o}aszewskiego i
siebie samego. Panowie ME
zalezni, ME }udzcie siebie
samych! I'm mniej Cd bisku-
pow, tenn wiecej cd djab}a
zalezycie!
ZGODA og}asza w ostat-
MIN numerze protest gruP
zwiazkowych W Buffalo pre-
ciwko Ko}aszewskiemu. Pro-
test podobny zas}uguje ma
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21
STANISKAW KRZE-

~ o1@1 w 1A4ALI-
MINSKI, g}osny W New
Yorku / Buffalo pokatny
polski adwokat, pojechal, pc
IS latach pobytu W Ameryce,
do Kr6lestwa Polskiego i
ztamtad kaza} napisaG do
kuzyna swego W Buffalo,
podobnego szalbierza, jak on
sam, IL go przyaresztowano
i skazano ma Sybir "a
opuszczenie granicy cesarstwa
rosyjskiego be- uprzedzenia
w}adzy. Gazety amery-
kahskie narobi}y Z tego powo-
du wiele ha}asu, a to wszyst-
ko tylko wymys} skohczonego
hultaja, W celu zdobycia sobie
Herostratesowej,
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21
INV POLSkICH
w AMERYCE.

SOUTH
Prey kosciele sw. Micha}a,
gdzie podskarbi narodu }adnie
mruczy i szpiwa, bardzo wiele
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21
MENOMINEE, Michigan,

M~ENOMINEE, Michigan.
= Polacy tutejsi maja prawie
wszyscy zatrudnienie W tarta-
kach. Wog6le ME by}o mas
jeszcze wielkiej biedy.
PULASKI, Wis. = Gwar-
dyan Schnajder gniewa sic
ma KAToL1KA "a to, re KAToL1K
ostrzega lud pred szwedzkim
szwindlem, PREY kt6rym
gwardyan Czech
m6wi: ,,Szewczyku, zostar1
PREY Twoim kopytku!''
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

ZnajomosG trzeciego oddzia-
III petersburgskiego W redak-
cvi DZIENN1KA CHICAGOsKIEGO
zdradzaja moskiewskie kom-
plementa, sypane tylko mos
kiewskim dzia}aczom.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

szczekanie ,,Fujary / Jajczyz-
ny, jakoby Zjednoczenie
mia}o przystapi6 do Ligi ma
przysz}ym sejmie, odpowiada-
my, re predict Z Zjednoczenla
wystapimy IL samym lucype-
rem sic po}aczymy, niz Z me-
nazerem i jego liga.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

Nagiel sic uczy Cd ho}oty
abesyiskiej pc turecku, DO
moskiewskie klatwy ma KATo
LIZA mic ME skutkuja. w
cuchnacych hajdawerach plat
kowego swiniozercy rome sic
legnle robactWo.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1894-06-21

Ia z CORY wp}acony abona-
ment cudotw6rca oflaruje
obdartym ch}opkom polskim
odlezale kawa}ki swojej litera-
fury. I te czasami sic przy-
dadza PREY potrzebach naszego
cia}a mizernego.
Jajami op}acaja baby pol
skie rektorowi detroickiego
seminaryum koszta wychowa-
MIA swoich synalk6w.
G6rno-S lqzacy nazywaja
owoc kurzego zywota: jajce.
Eaten zmienia sic tytu} pa
cho}k6w rektora ma: jajcowi
lewici.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1894-02-21
Stories About Pat.

| A man in Limerick went to the un
dertaker to order a coffin for Pat Con
nell. Dear me-" said the undertaken
sis poor Pat dead p mo, he's mo-
dead yet" answered the other, "but
he'll die tonight, for the doctor says
he can't live till morning, and he
knows what he gave him."
Tom Moore used to tell story about
staying, as boy, with an uncle al
Sandymount, near Dublin, and find
ing one morning dead highwaymaI
lying on the road. There was a small
bullet hole in his right temple. Ar
old woman was looking at him. "Gen
tlemen," she said, isn't it the blessing
OF God it didn't hit him in the eye"
Some people were laughing at an
Irishman, who won a race, for saying
"Well, I'm first at last" You needn't
laugh" said he "Sure, wasn't I be
hind before?'
Some young fellows of the navy
shaved the head of a.brother officer. an
Irishman, when he was drunk and put
him to bed. He had previously given
orders that he was to be called at in
the morning. and he was accordingly
called at that hour. When he looked
in the glass and saw an appearance so
unlike what he expected, Hang me, u
said he, ''if they haven't called the
wrong mani"
An Irish gentleman had splendid
looking COW, but she kicked so much
that it took a very long time, and it
was nearly impossible to milk her, SO
he sent her to fair to be sold and told
his herdsman to be sure not to sell her
without letting the buyer know her
faults. He brought home large price,
which he had got for it. His master
was surprised and said, "Are you sure
you told all about herr" 'Bedad,
did, sir" said the herdsman. He ask
ed me whether she was good mixer.
'Begorra, SIR says I, it's what you'd
be tired milking her."
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1894-02-21

WOMAN's LAST LOOK.-"When wo-
man has got her bonnet and gloves on
and is perfectly ready, with her parasol
in hand, she always goes back" says a
cynical person, "to mirror to take a
last, fond farewell. Every woman does
this, but few are honest enough to con-
fess it. For my part" continues this
frank as we'll as cynical individual, 81
don't mind telling you that l myself
am not satisfied with one last look. [
invariably take four. The second is
for my brother or-or some other young
man-that's nothing but just. The
third is for my friends-that's only
generous-and the last is for the wo-
man | don't like, and who doesn't like
me--that's human nature. If the
fourth satisfies me, then l assure you
| never take any more. "-London Tit
Bits.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1894-02-21

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disease; any or all of them. The sick
nesses of women are cured by DR..
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where the magic of name comes in.
This improves digestion, invigorates
the system, enriches the blood, dispels
aches and pains, produces refreshing
sleep, dispels nervousness and melan-
choly, and builds up both the flesh and
strength of those reduced below d
healthy standard. 1t is a legitimate
medicine, not a beverage. Contains
no alcohol to inebriate; no sugar or
syrup to sour in the stomach and cause
distress. 1t is as peculiar in its com
position as it is marvellous in it's rene
dial results.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1894-02-21

1t is not true that the Wilson bill
has closed mills and factories; that is a
republican fiction. 1t is, however, II
dangerous fiction, because there is in
it ist that grain of fact which makes
il plausible as popular catch word.
Tie grain of fact in it is that larg.
mum Hers OF our manufacturers, import
er- and nprchants have siackened
speed. 50 to spec ak, and limited their
an actions to the smallest amount,
simply because they are waiting to
take the advantage of the new and
lower Rates of duty Oh articles enter
ing into their business which the VIII
son tariff promises them.
1t is obvious that if an importer of
wool, for example. expects that he will
be able to enter his needed supply OF
foreign WOODS free OF duty i'll April, he
will enter as little as possible of such
woods in February and March. That
does not mean that the prospect OF free
wnol-''the threat of the Wilson bill, :"
as the republican parrot phrase RUS
has closed the wooden and carpet fac
tories and ruined their business for
ever. On the contrary. it means that
the wooden and carpet manufacturers
see clearly that they can do business
much more proftably with free wool
than they can with taxed wool, and
hence are not willing to do any more
than they can help on the taxed wool
basis. They know that the tariff is n
tax" and they are running their mills
on half time. or not at all, because un-
taxed raw material seems to be in sight
and they do not want to be caught
with a large stock of foreign wool at
Mckinley prices on their hands when
the welcome mark-down to Wilson
prices goes into effect.
What is true of wool is true of every
other article, whether it be raw mate
rial or finished product, the rate of
duty on which is to be lowered by the
new tariff law.-BoltimOr SAM
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1894-02-21
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