The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-04-18
THE SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

Kate Field declares that II she were Con-
gresham she would try so have the custom OF
delivering addresses over the m0ioerlhg re-
mains of her brethren abolished. She mas NO
patience to listen 10 most OF them ana oesci'po'
them as "sfupid, heartiess ana olseus'lnkS
fulsome.n Miss Field Is right.-Mercury ana
America.
Cholera Is said to be spreading ID turkey
and two sudden deaths among p0liticiaps IN
ConstantInople are cited In PROOF Oh tno s,a'e
ment such evidence Is apt TO De misieAu'ns.
Sudden death In Turkey usually means polsou
in the coffee.-New York Commerclai AoVer
tiser.
Admiral Mello does not seem to nave learned
that his insurrection was f0recioseo some
weeks ago. He is like the hen running around
with ira head chopped off, OF which the Irish
man said. .She's dead, but not sinsibe OF H.
New York Recorder.
Senator Hill has pronounced the funeral ais
course over the Wilson tariff bill. The discourse
WIS slightly in advance OF the demise. but this
fact only served to contribute an addltionai
sensational effect.-New York Mall and Ex-
press.
Rev. DIR. Parkhurst is of the opinion that the
investigation of the New York Police part
ment, now in progress In that city, Is farce.
got too much TO cover up re.-PhiladelDhia
Ledger.
1t Is only twenty.nine years since the war for
the Union ended. yet South Carolina Is already
acting as IL she wanted 10 Try IL again. How
unfortunate for her that the teachings Of ex-
perience are so soon forgotten!-New York
Press.
The Attorney General OF Colorado seems to
n ha
carefully, when in the recent trial Of the fire
and police board case he referred TO him as
Ibis Venerable Obstlnacy."-Boston Herald
Disarmament is the next word of the Euro
pean situation which Chancellor Caprivi will
soon be expected 10 pronounce. To most of the
nations of Europe the alternative is dsarma-
ment or Philadelphia Record.
Arkansas has a Justice OF the Peace who
counts the lawyers on either side and then de-
cides in favor Of the client who has the longest
list. He Is said 10 be a great favorite with the
bar.-GalvestOn News.
An application to place pie company in the
hands Of a receiver is pending In Chicago.
There will be no difficulty in finding patriots TO
sacrifce themselves as receivers OF pe.-FOrt
Worth (Tex.) Gazette.
Ohio is to have Biennial sessions OF the Legis-
lature hereafter. Ohio is moving up closer TO
Illinois all the time. To sustain her lead Illi-
nois should make her legislative sessions quad
rennia!.-St. Louis Republic.
1t must be pleasant relief for the President
to turn away from veto messages and try his
hand On proclamations to the sealers. The
criticism is not likely TO be quite so SEVERE
Omaha Bee.
After women have the franchise the caucus
Will be removed from The saloon to the salon,
but it will be mighty tough on the latter il the
ward heelers get in.-Pittsburg Press
Senator Lodge reilerates with deadenng
monotony the old faliscy that country can get
rich by taking money out OF its own pocket
ST. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Considering the eminent public service It's
on, the lson bill should not only be raiIroaded
In the Senate. but get comp limentary pass
Philadelphia Times.
The Democratic party In need never found
an ADLER champion than Senator David Bennett
Hill OF New York.-New York Sun.
Mr.. BANDS continued silence is positive
guarantee that there will be trouble when he
does speak.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Chicago would make a better appearance If
she quit arresting innocent men and hanged
guilty ones-New York World
I he political boss is always cowardly when
he realizes the people are thoroughly aroused.
Washington Post.
The general objection TO the Senate'e pro-
ceedings is that they do not proceed.-Indian.
apolis News.
xiii the Wilson bill' Is the emphatic mes.
sage OF the Western elections.-Boslon Journal.
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