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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
ELECTRICITY IN HoUsEwoRK.
It VIII Soon Be Employed to Run the
Whole establishment.


Electricity promises to solve the do
nestle problem. It is simply press a
button and dinner is ready, An cleo
trio oven will cook underground
turkey in two hours and forty min
utes and no thought need be given
it, while the kitchen is entirely free
from heat and unpleasantness The
upper shelves of the oven warm the
dishes TO exactly the right tempera-
ture. Press q button and the coffee
will be steaming hot; another button,
and the eggs are beaten; another but
ton and the meat is chopped The
electric washing machines, irons and
sweepers will change homework from
drudgery to scientific economy of
power There seems to be no reason
why the electric ovens should not
take the place of the coal stoves. But
we draw the line at the food cooked.
We eat with too much electric speed
already.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Why spend 81 for bottle of medi.
cine when one box of Beecham's pills,
costing only 25 cents, annual sale ex-
ceeds 100000 boxes will cure most
diseases? This is because constipation
is the cause of most ailments and
Beecham's pills cure constipation. A
valuable book of knowledge mailed
free, on request, by B. f. Allen Co.,
365 Canal ST., New York.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
MUCH NEEDED oRDlNANcE.
Recommended to the Consideration OF
An Inconsiderate People.

All IncOnsiderate People.
Be it enacted: That if any person,
said person having arrived at the age
of more than years, shall walk along
the sidewalk or stand thereon with
his or her umbrella, cane. or paraso1
tucked under his or her arm in an ap-
proximately horizontal position, said
person shall be deemed guilty, on
sight, of being an obnoxious chump
Be it further enacted: That said OBJ
noxious chump shall have no redress
in court for any assault and battery
that may be committed upon his or.
her person by any able bodied citizen
who shall come into violent contact
with said umbrella, cane or parasol
while the same is being carried in the
horizontal position aforesaid unless
said obnoxious chump shall show to
the satisfaction of the court other evr
dence of feeble mind-Ex.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

public But so we'll are the gems
blended and so perfectly do they har-
monte with fall of white lace that
young Mrs Astor looks perfectly
sweet when she has it on, although
her friends say that she wore it for
the first time with many misgivings,
for fear it would look like grand dis
play of wealth. Its cost was not far
from 81, 600, OOO
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

an ornament to
the front of a de-
collete corsage. 1t
is very large, and
composed of the
finest gems obtain
able in the world.
It was the wedding
gift of Mr.. Astor to
his bride, and was
selected with more
than ordinary taste
or it could never
have been worn in
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22


many's most dar-
ing lion-t tanner has
a strain of Ameri
can blood in his
veins, although he
speaks but little
English.
hill a d e lphia S
body is covered
with scars, great
and small, made by
the claws and teeth
of numberless wild
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
MRS. AsroR's orRDiE OF GEMS.

Famous Schumacher" That Is Estimated
at Nearly 81,OOO,OOo.
The most famous Jewel" as it may
be called, in New York society, is the
tstomacher belonging to Mrs. John
Jacob Aston This is superb com l-
nation of gems arranged in the form
of a girdle, or pointed front piece, to
be worn over q lace dress front. or for
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
IPHlLADELPHIA. LIoN TAMER.

He Comes Honestly by His Peculiar
Talent in subduing Animals.
Philadelphia's great grandfather
was resident of Philadelphia, where
he lived until middle life. His name
was Jacob Meyer, and he was a Jew.
Having immigrated to Germany, to
establish himself in business, he found
it prudent to change his name on ac-
count of the prejudice against his
race, and called himself Herr Philadel-
rhia in memory of the city which had
been his home So it comes that Ger
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
TWO NAVAL HEROES.
IRWIN AND sKERRET
GRAY IN THE SERVICE
The Formers Retirement EIsvates the
Latter to the Highest Rank but One
in the United States Navy-To Serve
Nine Months Only.

he ANNOUNCE
ment of the retire
ment of Admiral
Irwin and the con-
sequent promotion
of Co nm cd or e
S Ike IRE t to the
highest grade of
our naval service,
following so close
upon the like an
nouncement with
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
Fifty Miles of Forest

Surround Hot Springs, s. D. And
every single tree yields its quota of
the fragrance that makes Hot Springs
air the most delicious on earth.
The Burlington's local agent will
gladly give you full information about
Hot Springs, and also-if you ask for
it-a beautifully illustrated folder.
j. FRANCIS, G. P. e. T. A.,
Omaha, Neb
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
BIG LAKE STEAMERS.
MODELLED AFTER THE ONES ON
THE. ATLANTIC.
The Northwest and North Land the
Largest Steamers Ever Put Ahoat On
Fresh Water-Facts About Their Con-
8tructIOn.

HERE IS BEING
constructed at the
Globe Shipbuilding
works at Cleveland,
Ohio. two steamers
for lake t "a fiji c
which are interest
ing from m a n y
points These yes
sells are to be call
ed the North West
and North Land,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies may use the California
liquid laxative, Syrup of Figs, under all
To get the true and genuine article, look
for the name of the California Fig Syrup
Co., printed near the bottom of the pack
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

wild animal, he considers the bear
much the most dangerous beast to
train, and this because CT its superior
intelligence.
"Why., he said, "if you whipa bear
he will remember it forever and get
get square with you some day
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

REAR ADMIRAL JOsEPH = SkERKETE
Under the rigid laws that govern
the retirement of naval officers he has
retired from active service at a time
when many years should be still left
to him, which could be useful1y de-
voted to his =ceuntry's service.
As Commander in-chief of the Pa
eife squadron he has recently taken a
prominent part in the perplexing qnes-
tons attending the solution of the
Hawaiian difficulties and has been
brought to the notice of the present
generation as an officer of merit and
capacity, whose judgment could be re-
lied upon at all times.
With the change of policy in respect
to- Hawaiian affairs. that was deter
mined upon and carried out by the
pEesent administration. it would have
been aWixw ard to retain in.sthe. com
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Advertising began in England over two
hundred and fifty years ago. 1t is said that
the first advertiser gave notice of the loss
of his horse and offered a reward for its
return, and that the advertisement was
successful
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
NOT A FOOL HUSBAND.

How the Groom Explained Away the
Grains of Rice.
Under some circumstances assur-
ance is an excellent quality to have
and to hold Not long ago young
couple entered a railroad car who were
immediately put down as a bridal pair.
But they were remarkably self-pos-
sessed, and acted just like old folks, so
that the other passengers began to
doubt it after all
As the train moved out. however. the
young man rose to remove his over
coat, and shower of rice fell out,
while the passengers smiled broadly.
But even that did not affect the youth.
who also smiled and. turning to his
partner remarked audibly: ''ByJove,
Nav, I've stolen the groom's overcoat2'
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Most women are inclined to be very
lenient to any offense on the part of a man
which he can make them believe springs
from their attractiveness.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

a board whose majority is appointed
by the university trustees. The uni
versity hospital is special trust, add
ministered by board of twenty-five
members, only four of whom are ap-
pointed by university trustees.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Muriel-And how are you getting along
with that Boston girl? Jack-Swimmingl
I've succeeded in breaking the ice.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

cold man, Pm engaged to Miss Dashe
She's dear girl" Eyes, she is so. She
cost me about $500 the winter was en-
gagged to her"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Iegeman's CnmPhOr Ice with GIycerIne.
The original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hands
and Face, Cold Sores, &c. q. G. Clark Co. Haven ct
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
Won Don,t Hava tn

Bessemer, the inventor of the steel pro-
cess which bears his name, has made $10,-
600, 900 out of the Invention.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

"Hanson's Magic Corn SaIve.''
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist for 1t. Price 10 centS.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Mr.. Youngton-Do you remember me,
Bobby? Bobby--Yep. You're the Teller
what pa asked Sue what you was a-comin'
here for.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Vessels of 9, 900 tons carry seven anchors
four of a maximum weight of eighteen
tons, with about 800 fathoms of cable.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Watts patent for a steam engine was
issued in 1859. The steam engines of the
world today exercise 100000 horse
power.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
Hot SrIngs, S. ID.

Every woman has an ideal husband be
fore marriage, and very real one after it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

In parts of France a species of rabbit is
utilized for the wool, which is said to be
softer and finer than that of sheep.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

First-eIass places wee not made for
second-class men
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

To learn to play the trombone it is neces-
sary to have good lungs and indulgent
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Advertising matter sent on applica-
ton. Address E. L. Lomax, G. P. &
T. A.. Omaha Neb
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

The sky, unlike man, is most cheerful
when bluest.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

ShilOh's Consumption Cure
Is sold on guarantee. 1t cures Incipent Consunrl
ton IL Is the best Cough Cure. 25cts Scots & $1O0
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Calls for your admiration, recommends,
tion and patronage. It is the nearest,
most attractive summer, pleasure and
health resort to Lincoln, and possesses
the merit of being among the very best
in the country. It is located on the
Elkhorn railroad, the chair and Sleep
ing car route. Low excursion rates
are in effect. For descriptive pam
phlet and tickets call on or address;
j. r. Buchanan, Gen'1 Pass. Agt., Om-
aha, or A. S. Fielding, City Tlt. Agt..
Lincoln, Neb.
Many woman who has made 3 man .un.
of marriage has, afterwaT5 earned his IS
eternal gratitude for her discefnment
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

THE total quantity of milk con
sumed at Vassar college in New York
state during a year is from 90. 600 to
100. 600 quarts
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

go 1000 miles to reach the land of the
prune. The irrigated lands of Idaho
along the line of the Union Pacific
system are capable of producing the
class of fruit seen in the Idaho Ex-
hibit at the Worlds Fair. Why! by
stopping in Idaho you'll save enough
on your fare and freight to make the
first payment on your farm Investi-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
Good Roadwaxs.

$4,000 eGaA0&ae16
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22

Use it regularly, n not semi-oscasionally.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-06-22
FIRST NATIONAL BANK, I5.si

n. S. HAYWOOD, Pres, C.A.HAENA.
Vice-PreG., F. n. COCK, Cashier.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23
a MYSTERIOUS PRoJecTlLE.
Af o Recent Test In Rnssaa Tt Produced
Amusement Among che ErnarAs.

At o Recent Test In Russia nc Produced
Amusement Among b Experts.
The 30 called magnetic shell, which
has been used ut the trials or English
armor plates at Okhta, near st. Peters
burg, has made an extraordinary record.
The shell was fired mt soft st. Chamond
plate at right angles, and the penetration
was 1917 inches. Another shell penetrat.
ed 16 inches. One shell was discharged
at q 0 inch Harveyized plate at an am
gle of 90 degrees. The p~rojectile passed
through the plate and backing and fell
about 400 yards beyond, q performance
which flied the scientific experts pres
emit with amazement.
Further trials will be made, bat for
the present no plates of the requisite
strength III forthcoming, those already
used, which avere manufactured special
~ for the purposes Of the trial, being so
shattered as TO be useless for future
tests. The general impression among
military experts Ii that the magnetic
shell is not a new shell at all, but SIM
ply q new invention adaptable TO any
modern ~projectile.
One of the shells that had undergone
the secret process wa exhibited Al
though 1t had passed through one of the
armor plates, it was in an unchanged
condition, and as it showed no traces
Of fastening whereby the new invention
could be attached to is the spectators
concluded that the Improvement must
be o cap of softer metal held ON 10 the
top Of the shell by magnetism. This
nurses the hard point Of the shell nd
the impact and 20 helps 1t TO penetrate
the surface OF the plate until lie reaches
the softer metal behind. This, at all
events, Ii n Of the guesses at the prin-
ciple OF the novel p~rojectila -Pittsburg
Dispatch.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23
POET.

lie sits above the clang and dust az time,
With the worlds secret trembling on his LID.
He asks not converse nor cOmpanionship
In the cold starlight. where thou cansa not
climb. ~
The undelivered tidings In his breast
Suffer him not to rest. s.
he sees afar the iultnemorable thronr
And binds the scattered ages with 4 song.
The glorious riddle OF his rhythmic breath,
His might, his spell, we know not what they
be. H..
We only feel, whate'er he uttercth. 4
This savors not Of death:
This hath u relish of eternity.
William Watson In Rpectztor.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23
Greatest
Offer Yet Made!

Last season TEKE HUB delighted thou-
sands OF buyers all over the United States
With Its" Head-to-Eoot" Boys Outfit at
$500 consisting OF Coat Oap, Shoes and
only pair OF pants.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23

He only is great of heart who
floods the world with a great affec-
ton. He only is great of mind who
stirs the world with great thoughts.
He only is great of will who does
something to shape the world to a
great career. and he is greatest who
does the most Of all these things and
does them best. R. u. Hitchcock.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23

The worst forms Of
Scrofula, Salt rheum,
letter, Eczema, Erysip-
elias, Boils, Carbuncles,
Enlarged Glands, Tu-
nors and Swellings, are
cured by it.
Bra JOHN g. FOSTER,
of 30 Chaplin Street, Cam
1ydniQ00. ". y, says:
81 was troubled with
eczema, or salt-rheum,
seven years. I doctored
with o number of our
home physicians, also
with Rochester. New
York. and Philadelphia
doctors, and received no
benefit j paid out hum
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23

they can be had c. +he
FAVORABLE TERMS
now offered, and you will then have
them when You need them
and have a better selection
also than you will have later on, az
we'll as the advantage of the present
LOW PRICES.
If you have been renting a
house in the city, stop a moment
and think how much you have
paid out in rent, and If you have
been renting long you will soon
figure out that you have paid out
enough for rent to build as good
or a better house than you are rent
ing, and still you have no home of
your own. Why not put this
money into
HOUSE OF YOCR OWN,
in which you will feel a natural
pride, and have a permanent and
pleasant home for yourself and
family in your declining years A
little energy on your part will do
it. Start at once by
BUYING A LOT.
If you are renting a farm figure
a moment what you r paying out
annually for rent and how soon
this rental would buy q farm here.
What you pay out in rent in two
or three years in Iowa or Illinois
would buy equally as good a farm
in South Dakota. Stop renting
and come out and buy a farm of
your own and feel the independ-
ence of
OWNING A HOME.
Don't delay this until next year, as
very much advanced prices for
South Dakota real estate, which is
sure to come, will soon prevent you
from buying, and your o%pportuni-
ty Of a lifetime will be gone.
But many will say, Il have not
sufficient money on hand with
which to buy even a lot Sup
pose you have not - and there are
many of this Glasgow can pay a
small amount down, and we will
give you all the time you need on
the balance. You can pay a fixed
amount each month, or make pay
ments any other way to suit your
convenience, saving a little for the
purpose from your other expendi-
and before you know it your
lot is
PAID FOR
and you have not missed the mon
ey the amount Of each payment
so small. Had you not saved
and expended these small amounts
in this way, the chances are that
this same money would have been
expended in some trivial way and
you would have nothing to show
for it. Surely there is no
SAVINGS BANK
to a piece Of real estate, and
especially if that real estate is
to be your Home.
It will surprise you when you
lsok over our list, to see how
LITTLE A MONEY
it will take to secure a fine resi-
dence or business lot in this city,
a beautiful farm in this county.
We own and control nearly all the
real estate which we handle, hence
can give exceptionally low prices
and easy terms Of payment. IL
you only have a few dollars to
spare now, come in or write us, and
we will fit You out with a good lot,
more than one If you want, and
arrange payments satisfactorily to
you. If you have only a few hun
dred dollars to spare, and want q
farm, come and see US, or write,
and we feel positivewe can arrange
deal to your satisfaction.
Madison, with her college, excel
lent public schools, churches, Chau-
tauqua assembly, and other liter
airy and social advantages, has q
wide reputation for being a
CITY OF HOMES;
and Lake county with her excel
= L. -X ~. . Lip L ~
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23
4 RECORD

Of cures such as
no other medicine
can boast OF, has
been won during,
the past IS yearY
by DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical
Discovery.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23
Nervousness
Could Not Sleep, Nervous
Headaches.

Gentlemen:-I have been taking
your Restorative Nervine for the past
three months and j cannot say
enough in its praise. 1t has
Saved fly Life,
FOR I had almost given up hone or
ever being well again. I was .
chronic sufferer from nervousness and
could not sleep / was also troubled
with nervous headache, and had tried
doctors in vain, until / used your
Nervine. MRS. n. WOOD. Ringwood, TIL.
DR.. Miles Neryine
Cures.
DR.: Miles, Nervine In sold on q positive
guarantee that the first bottle will benefit. !.
AL druggists sell it at 81. 9 bottles for 81, or
10 will be sent, prepaid. ON receipt of price
by the DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23

dreds Of dollars to no purpose. I have taken
karely cured.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1894-10-23

In spite of the certificate of long life,
Chao-Se survived his SON only q few
months. Then came to take charge of
the inheritance a young man who claim
ed to be Te-Ku and declared that he
had fed from the paternal mansion
some time before, jumping from the gar
den window and scaling the wall
The case having been submitted to the
highest tribunal in the land o learned
mandarin rendered the following deci-
sion, which Is still o precedent In China
% settle disputes OF o similar nature:
'aThe death and burial Of Te-Ku hav-
ing been legally proven;
mo one having been missed from the
house OF Chao-Se ON the night In ques-
don except a monkey, whose where
abouts are now unknown;
"Be 1t decided, therefore, that il the
claimant speaks truly in regard to the
fight he al DO no other than the mon
Key.
"And il he has failed to speak the
truth he deserves TO be executed with
the cord that the relatives Of the de-
ceased still retain i'm their possession.
In this alternative Te-Kn decided 10
declare himself q monkey and was forth
with handed over to o travelling monnte-
bank.-Translated From the Spanish
For Short Stories.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1894-02-02
Letter From Salisbury.

EDITOR BULLETIN: LA grip and
paeumOnla are prevailing to con.
siderable extent ia our community.
MIR. Joe L. Finger died at his home
near this place ON thu Goth inst. oi
pneumonia. Joe. was just IN the prime
of msnlio"d and his death was quite
q surprise to his many friends
Marshal J. A Manson spent Sat.
urday anh SUuday at no ne. tie lett
tor jackson On Monday to see about
Brother Howard.
Mrs. jas. III. GOdsev Is visiting
her aunt. Mrs. DR.. Biggs, at Grand
Junction this week.
Miss Adlie P4nkey o. LaGra g,
Tenn was the guest oi Miss Kai G
LipscOmb last week.
Rev. w. III. Evans preached two
very interesting sermons at the NJ
l.. church asst week.
The candidate with his pleasant
smile and hearty grasp has put in hi
appearance. and It seems that there
IN GO ny 70 be q few in the field
Come 0n, bows, we want to Sc vol
before voting. G..
Salisbury. Jan. "a. 1894.
The above communication was
written for ast wee p issue. but Wal
received too late for publication. Ed
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1894-02-02

A negro preacher once elaborated a
new theory of the Exodus to- wit.
that he Red Sea was frozen over. aud
SO afforded the Israelites a safe pas
sage. but when Pharaoh with his
heavy iron chariots attempted TO cross,
he broke through and was drowned
A brother arose aud as ked an ex-
p'anatiOn of that "p'lnt." Said he, liz
been studyin' geography, and de g'Og-
raphy say dat am de place whar de
tropics an, aud lie tropics AN too hot
tor freezing; de PINT to be 'sp' aimed IS
bout breakin' through de ice" The
preacher straightensd himself up and
said, 'sBrudder, glad you axed dat
question. tor it gives me 'casion to
plain it You see, dat whar a
great while ago. befo' dey had any
Biographies, aud befo' dere war any
rropLcs." Elk.