St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-03
FOOLS AND THEIR FOLLY.

Ii Mrs. Lease persists in her inten-
ton to hang on TO that office the COVER.
nor might call out the militia. st. Jo-
sepi News.
Gov. Lewelling put up large-siZed
package Of trouble Tor himself when he
stepped on Mrs. Leases official toes. -
Washington Post.
The United States treasury has never
recovered its proper balance since the
dizzy time it had with the Fifty-first
congress- York World.
Levi Z. Morton has just lost a toe.
Between the way his party pulled it
and the distance he was dropped he's
lucky to keep his leg.-Chicago Times
Gov. Penn0yer is not divided against
himself. He is unanimously in favor
OF having himself appointed grand high
chumWum OF the Observation-Disclosures
Sentinel.
Gov. Mitchell, of Florida. is somewhat
of fighter himself. He will not chal-
lenge the winner in the big fight, but
VIII try 10 whip both at onee.-BoSton
Traveller.
Mary Ellen Lease says she is Just
going to saw wood and wait Probably
MIR. Lease will not object to that, unless
he has got his winter Woodpile all ill.,
Boston Herald.
Regarding Queen Lil's sins, Senator
Hoar and the tlghting editors are among
the earliest saints TO take up the ehal-
ienge about throwing the first stone
Philadelphia Times.
The sincerity with which the rival
navies Of PeiXoto and Meilo contrive TO
dodge each other suggests that thew
haue profted by the example of some of
our latter day prize fighters. -Philadel-
phia Press.
The best evidence that Colorado is all
right Is found in the disposition of its
people to repudiate Gov. Walte's folly.
Inc governor is plunging around in the
Wild cat swamp by himSetf.-St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
Buffalo Bill is trying to get the gov
ernorShlp of Nebraska, but he is no
demagogue. He has thus far declined
to propitiate the barber vote by refusing
To cut his hair.-Albany Press and
knlckerbocker.
No one should blame Mr.. Cleveland
and Mr.. Gresham for wanting rest
II they were not overcome by tired
FEELING after their Herculean efforts In
connection with the Hawaiian problem
1t would be phenomenal indeed.-New
York Tribune.
Several new presidential booms seem
to have started up, like Jonah's gourd,
III single night. But man who be-
gins Journey before daylight usually
gets tired out before dark. 1t is the
same way with booms.-Boston Globe.
Grand Master Sovereign condemns the
proposition to issue more bonds. His
Knights applaud his manifesto on the
subject. fortunately for the solvency
| OF the country, however, he is not SOW
erelgn of all he suryeys.-Boston Trav-
eller.
Gov. Waite, of Colorado, and Editor
Stead, of London, are alike in two re-
Spects. They are sensational in their
public utterances and they are up on
Scripture. Each has quoted from the
Bible to show the critics that his lam
guage is neither profane nor of the
sluns.-Columbus Dispatch.
Editor Stead has become greater
terror than Sam Jones, and the ladies of
| Chicago have very properly served no.
tlce on the irascible editor that he has
been stricken from their speaking lists.
He may have meant we'll, but man
who is so unfortunate in expressing
himself is only safe when he is asleep.
Detroit Free Press.