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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
Best Time and Service to Chicago
and st. Louis

Is afforded by the Burlington's vestibulee
flyer, leaving Denver daily at 9p. M,
reaching Chicago at $3.50 a. m, and st.
Louis at 1920 a. M, the second morning,
making close connections with all fast
trains for the east and south. All meals
en- route served in the famous Burlington
dining cars.
For full information apply to local
ticket agents or address G.. W. Vallery,
General Agent 1889 18th street, Denver
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
Took His Departure,

Took His Departure.
Actor friend-Ah, good morning, Mrs
Snappy Has Mr.. Comediegh taken his
departure yet?
Landlady-Yes, and that's all he has
taken, I've got his trunk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
TEAR. ANNUAL MEAN,
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show
the distribution Of temperature through
the year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
Too Independent.

Crusty Old Gentleman-Your singing,
Miss Taylor, is like altar Of roses
Miss Taylor with gratified smile)-Oh,
you are too flattering
Old Gentleman (continuing)-A little OF
it goes very long way.-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
Making 4 beginning.

I She-You know papa has failed; and he
says that he must begin to economize.
He-Well, we needn't be wearing out
two chairs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
The Usual nuietus.

Mother wishing to hurry matters)-Mr.
Sampson has been coming here now three
years. should think he would be getting
tired OF making love to you.
Daughter-I guess he is. Last night he
asked me to marry him.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
ON WOMAN.
Some Things to Prove That She Is variabl,
as the Winds.

Some Things to Prove That She Is Variable
as the Winds.
There are things about the feminine char
acter which completely battle my somewhat
frivolous intellect.
They are only little things but they are
more puzZling to me than the doctrine OF
supralapsarian preterition or the theory OF
preadamite existence.
For instance, why does girl always
want glass of ice water at the most in
convenient times and places?
Why does she want the nearest window
opened if it is closed and closed if it is open?
Why does she keep you waiting three
quarters of an hour in the parlor, and then
put on her gloves in the street?
Why does she go to dance with man
she doesn't care for and rely on shaking
him after she gets there? Why doesn't she
ever choose the right man for her escorts
Why does she never discover that q man
is perfectly lovely" until he has married
some other girl?
Why does she never want to walk on the
turf until she sees the sign, Keep Off tho
GRASP" And why does the warning, 'Do
Not Pick the Flowers" Immediately start
her to gathering bouquet
Why does she always admire the man
you particularly loaths
Why does she act babyishly silly when you
want her to be practical, and sternly practi'
cal at times when you could not only par
don but gladly welcome little exhibition
of fond foolishness on her parts
Why does she refuse your invitation to
an after theater supper when you are flush
and accept with alacrity when you are IRE.
duced to s3?"
Why does she come and sit all over you
in the horse car, if she doesn't know you
and then insist in keeping three feet away
from you on the parlor sofa after you be-
come acquainted?
These problems are, Us have said before
too much for me. Perhaps they have all
been thought out by some eminent philoso
pher, but doubt it,
believe they form valuable addition to
the doctrine of the unknowable as eluci
dated by Mr.. Herbert Spencer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
Premature

Premature.
He sold his old-style overcoat
When springs winds first did blow,
And now sweet violets are set out
Upon his grave to grow.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13

tho church museum at the new cathedral,
the archblshop's garden, church of Our
Lady of Guadalupe with its rare old
works of art, the soldiers monument.
monument to the Pioneer Pathfinder,
Kit Carson, erected by the q. A. r. OF
New Mexico; St. Vincent's hospital,
conducted by the Sisters of Charity, and
the Orphans industrial school; the In
dian training school; Loretto academy
and chapel of Our Lady of Light; the
Ramona Indian school, st. Catharine's
Indian school.
1t viii therefore be seen that while
Santa Fe possesses the delightful climate
of sanitarium, she is not devoid of in
terest. The health seeker should never
60 to dull place. Ennui and listless
ness are the handmaidens of disease.
Here is interest for the studious histor.
ian, the gay sportsman or the mere sight
seer. If you have energy enough to move
around you can not be dull amid such
surroundings.
NATURAL BEAUTY.
Even the inveterately lazy can enjoy
life here also if they have money. To the
east Old Badly lifts snowy dome in
winter, and his steeply sloping forested
sides in summer rival his winter beauty.
In the winter the full moon at night and
the sun by day turn his crest into a
diadem of brilliants. To the west the
Jemez and Vale mountains, scarcely less
grand than the Santa Fe range reflect the
sunsets in hundred glorious tones, while
their purple bases lend an ideal back
ground for all this splendor.
PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS.
Among the more important public in
situations located here, in spacious and
attractive modern buildings, are the U.
S. court and federal office building, the
territorial capitol, st. Vincent's sani-
tarium, territorial penitentiary, New Mex
leo orphans training school, st. Vincent's
charity hospital, U. s. government Indian
school, Ramona memorial institute for
Indian girls, st. Catherine Indian boys
training school, Fort Marcy barracks, St.
Michael's college, Loretto academy, Pres
byterian home missions industrial school
for girls, New Mexico deaf and dumb in
stitute, New West academy, Catholic
cathedral and four parish churches, Epis-
copal, Presbyterian, Methodist and Con-
gregational churches, the governors
palace, the archeplscopal residence Ct
Archbishop. B. Salpointe and Archbishop
p. L. Chapelle and many Others, including
frst-class hotel accommodations, and
several sanitary institutions for the bens-
fit of health-seekers.
The U. s. court of private land claims
is in session here throughout most of the
year, and the arguments therein, involving
as they do points of historical and arch
! Biological interest, are instructive, net
Nely to the lawyer but to the layman.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-13
The Old Time Pedagogue.

Aho OAu AAmo 1cUdSOSues
They call 'em all professors now, these chaps
at teaches school,
Cause they deal out eddication by more re-
finin rule,
But though the intellectual parts with sciences
they clog
TIL amt nary ono is ekal to the ole time peda-
gogue.
Jerusha II he had case of tootorin to do,
He'd make the other Teller do little tootin
too.
An eff the mental engine sorter settled in cog
With lie Of birch he'd start 'er, would the ole
time pedagogue.
His train o. knowledge hadn't no curricker-
lums or SIGH;
He engineered an fred her an tended to the
switch.
An JUS a. easy as beaver toppled from log
He'd land yer at yer station-would the ole time
pedagogue.
But nowadays they say college course is Jus
An what's q college course but atherlectics, IL
yer please?
An that we got-onless my brain is sidetracked
In alerpathic doses from the ole time peda-
gOgue. o.
| Public School Journal.
PrOsatC.
A woman waking had dream;
She thought that all her talents would
Be spent in one broad channel and
Result in good.
She said: ''I'll be poetess,
And write such verses that all men
Who read will marvel at the gems
| Dropped from my pen.
"And will be the queen Of song,
Peerless, uhrivaled and alone.
My fame will thunder through all time,
Challenged by none"
That was her dream, but real life
Has common issues, common work
Which must be met and conquered, though
| We fain would shirk.
No editor would print her lines.
No one enjoyed them but mouse
Who nibbled them. That author keeps
| boarding house.
Frances Isabel Currie.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19

"This is where you answer questions?"
he said inquiringly as he looked in Oh the
thin, little, solemn looking fellow.
ut is" replied the thin man. Write out
your question. Write only on one side of
the paper and then send it in tc me-
but Pm in a hurry"
Cant help t."
TITS an easy one"
"Well, go ahead"
"All right. Now, suppose a woman is in
a big hall and she wants to get out
without walking?"
mo, she's willing to walk"
"All right. Go on"
"Well, we'll say hat there are a lot Of
other people in that hall who want to leave
at the same time"
"Yes."
And they come trooping along behiui
this woman, several hundred strong, AL
making for the same door"
"Yes."
And the door is quite n narrow one"
"Xes. Go on"
"Well, what will the woman do when
she gets fairly and squarely in the door
way"
stop"
quite right. But whyf"
The thin, solemn looking man got upand
kickeG the stranger out of the room and
slammed the door after him.
I'm teach 'em to come around trying tC
lure me into answering easy questions
that no one this side of paradise or the
other place can answer" he muttered as h,
sat dow again. "There is one point wher.
all human investigation stops. We canno'
20 beyond it.''-Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19

A certain New York clubman became
desperately enamored of a charming
country widow. She was not unmind-
full Of his passion and invited him down
to dine at her place. He was something
Of a gourmet, and as she was richly en-
dowed with the accu2lulations of her
first husbands trade in some patent
medicines, the suitor anticipated a deli
cious little dinner which should make
him appear at his very best when it
came to putting the momentous ques-
ton. But when they were at the table.
and she served him only cold ham, jelly,
ten and lemonade, his heart fell. He had
ever made love after a dinner like that,
and he could not rekindle the flame II
was no go, and he gave it up. AS he was
making his adieu the widow asked with
seeming simplicity, My dear Mr.. W
how does one get into New York socie
tyr His opportunity had come. 1t wa:
a mean advantage, but he took it as he
replied, "By not serving lemonade al
dinner!' And he hurried to the station
New York Recorder.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19
Infant Pr0dirieS.

The ranks of Infant prodigy" art are
increasing to an extent which is posi-
lively alarming to adult virtuosi, for
what chance has the veteran piano play.
err or fiddler against the astonishing feats
of those small boys, who, we are told,
leave their tops and balls in the dressing
room to come on the stage and electrify
an audience?
Master Rhyl Bowen, d ~5i-year-old VIC.
linist, with an astonishing technique, has
just made his second public appearance
in London and is said to reveal Il greater
talent than did Sarasate at the same age,
1t is not unlikely that this small Welsh
boy will really develop into a finished
adult artist, as his public appearances
will be rare. and his father, who is a mu'
sician and instructs him, will not sacri
fee him to %rapacious management.
But then there is the pianist wonder
Raoul Koczalski, a poor little boy OF 8
about whom the tops and bells and hoop:
can only be a horrible myth, since tht
child is embarking on a London season
after Il series of $50 r~ecitals on the con
tinent during the past year. The ''over
pressure system i'll such a case mus
naturally be in full force.-New Yorl
World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19
A GREAT SUCCESS.
L BreaA. of IA Few Ninu,rs and Then the
Dance prOceeGen.

L BreaA of IA Few Minutes and Then the
Dance Proceeded.
The party was given at a farmhouse, and
about 80 couples We're present. | told the
farmer when |. first arrived that | should
depend upon him to give me at least five
minutes notice before any shooting began,
and he replied:
'I1l do it. / shall be watchin out, and !
think l can give yo' plenty of time to get
out of range"
'There will be shooting of course?"
"Oh, certainly. The boys would feel that
they had sighted me if there wasn't a row."
What do the women folks do when the
shooting begins?"
"Sit right down on the floor till it's all
over. Don't be a bit Uneasy. I'll give yo'
plenty of warnin."
There was only one fiddler, and he was
also the caller. His calls puzzled me at
first, but no one else appeared to mine it as
he drawled
fright and left on the head, and Bill
Taylor don't want to drop that revolver on
the floor! Balance four and half prom
enade, and Jim Henderson has a knife in
his root leg! Ladies change, and Luke
Williams is aching to pick a furse witt
Tom Bebee! All balance to pardners, and
when the shootin begins please remember
that the fiddler never takes sides!'
We had been dancing about an hour, and
everybody seemed to be thoroughly good
natured and at peace with all mankind,
when the farmer beckoned to me and whis-
pered:
Il said I'd give yo' five minutes warnin,
but Pm two minutes behind timel Break
fer the barn!"
| broke, but was not over 80 feet from
the door when the shooting began. 1t last
ed about five minutes, and | cautiously re
turned to the house to near the fiddler call
ing in the same old monotonous voice;
Take partners for Virginia reel, and
don't make such Il furse over three meI
wounded First lady aRl gent forward and
back, and Bill Taylor has gone after "a doc
tor! Forward again and sasha, and some
body attend to that gal in Mysteries! Swing
with the right-now with the left, and i
this isn't the most successful dance of TIT
season then you folks needn't pay me
cent."-Detroit Free Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19

While we talk of the work of a great
master as being ever fresh we are secret
" sensible of the fact that it is no longer
fresh to us. After the second or third
hearing no piece of music is ever the
same to us again. In q great and COM
plex work we may still for some time
continue to discover the unexpected, but
by the time we know it thoroughly it
has become but an echo of its former
self, ana we greet it with the faint smile
with which we linger over the photo
graphs that remind us of the holidays of
past years.
With equal truth it may be said that
the music of Il generation does not pro.
duce quite the same effect Oh the next,
When the prayer from Rossini's "Mose'
was first performed in Naples, women
tainted and men trembled. There is very
little excitement to be got out of the
prayer from ..Mose'' in the present day
and perhaps 90 years hence even the
overture to ''Tannhauser" will be dry
and cold. But this only shows how
much cf musical impressiveness depend.
on the element of vague apprehension
-Macmillan's Magazine.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19

Toward the end of the fourteenth cen
fury arose the practice of carrying a
waxen effigy Of the deceased either on
or before the coffin in the funeral pro-
cession. The earliest instance of this
practice is in the case of King Henry V,
whose effigy formed the first of those fig
ures which are still preserved in West
minister abbey. This custom was only
observed in the case Of royalty and per-
sons Of high position. The c~pense of a
waxen representation Of the deceased
would prevent poor people from follow.
ing it. The waxen effigy of Oliver Crom.
well lay in state while the body itself
vas being embalmed, SO that most prob
ably the actual corpse was never exposed
to public view. The practice appears tc
have been discontinued shortly after the
Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19
BRlC-h-BRAC~ NOVELTIES.

Little footstools in delf have been
made.
Dresden china trays are in use for the
toilet, the bathroom. the library and the
table.
Vienna clocks are dainty panels of en-
amel set in temples of brass. Vatican
scenes are chosen.
A suggestive bit Of furniture is a
standard Of brass with a wreathed oval
tied with a bowknot, from which a bird
cage is suspended.
Fin de steele heads of women in terra
ootta-life size-are colored pink and
blue in solid tints. 1t is a queer taste,
but it appeals to some women
For a long time collectors of bric-a-
brac We're in doubt as what to do with
sedan chairs. They are now used as
cabinets for smaller objects of art and
for newspapers and music.
Partisan knickknacks are covered with
old brocade. Hearth brushes are swathed
In gimp and brocade with gold fringe
at the bottom as long as the bristles.
Boxes of every size and shape, letter
racks and blotters and screens have old
Observation-Disclosures Circular.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19

Galen r. Edison, a veritable repre-
sentative of Yankeedom. who is also one
Of the best known travelling men, was one
Of the guests who narrowly escaped from
the burning hotel in Toledo recently.
Mr.. Edison said that when aroused from
sleep he found his retreat cut off. He
tied several sheets together and was
about to lower himself from the third
story window, when the fire chief told
him that if he attempted to come down
in that condition the hose would be
turned on him. Mr.. Edison, who weighs
over 200 pounds and is of average height,
took u hasty inventory of HIS clothing
which he had donned in haste. First he
threw his valise and umbrella from the
window. His silk hat was cooked OF
the back of his head. He wore no trou
sers, that garment being about his neck
and his limbs were covered by red fan
mel. He had on his light overcoat ant
wore his shoes III his pocket. But he
didn't care. Despite the threat of the
chief he backed down the long ladde.
thus costumed, while the crowd YELLED
and cheered frantically, crying; $50 it
Fatty! You're all rightr'-Cincinnat
Times-Star.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19
TURF TOPICS.

Horses in warm countries never have
distemper.
A trotting association has been formed
at Geneva, 0.
G. J. Hamlin thinks Arion can beat
Directum in a race.
The hard roadways in cities soon knock
Q trotting roadster's feet to pieces.
Trotting horse drivers in New England
are e~ndeavoripg to form an association.
Ed Geers says Robert ] is the fastest
horse in the world at either way of going.
American t~rotters or their descendants
win nine out of ten races on European
tracks.
Electricity, 2:17a, by Electioneer, has
been sold to Colonel John e. Thayer Of
Boston.
Good saddlers and fast roadsters are
In great demand in New York city and
are hard to get.
The European 2-year-old trotting rec
ord is 3:02, by Adria, by Eagle Bird, i'm
ported to Austria.
The bigtrotting tracks all made money
this year. The financial depression had
little effect on racing.
The Louisville Jockey club goes out of
existence next June, and a new associa-
ton will control Churchill Downs.
The 6-year-old stallion High Commits
sioner has been presented by Colonei
North to the sons of the late E. A. Buck.
The Russians always buckle their har-
ness girths and straps on the off side.
just the opposite to our American horse
men.
A smooth going PAGER can stand the
wear and tear Of city pavelnents longer
than a trotter and is therefore the better
horse in a city.
Prince Menchikoff, owner of the Amer.
lean trotters, Matte H, 2:114; Tlllit
Brown, Birdie B, Louise and others, died
recently at Observation-Disclosures.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19
FASHIONS FANCiES.

Beautifully shaded crepons and gauzes
are shown for evening toilets.
Sleeves are enormous, but continue to
Troop from tho shoulders in a huge bell
puff at theelbow.
Ladies' cloth in every weight and shade
is shown as a ssleader'' in all the fashion
able dry goods houses.
Vert sperenza IS the new name of a
fashionable emerald green that appears
among brocades, shot taffetas and fancy
evening silks.
Green, black and wine colored velvet
plateau hats for the theater are trimmed
with costly cream laces and erect airy
egrets, held by glittering tricolored, mock
jeweled buckles.
New fancy trimming braids are adorn-
ed with jet beads. Opaque and pearl
beads are also made up with jet and are
used with fine effect laid over black vel
vet ribbon on gowns of gray and black,
or black and white, striped or brocaded
satin and silk.
New mink oapes of extra length have
fiat shoulders and are finished with yokes
of sealskin. Theater coats of black OF
dark green velvet have yokes, borders and
shoulder points of ermine. Some are in
semiloose sack shape from the yoke down,
front and back.-New York Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19
Fruit as Medicine.

A specialist in skin diseases is author
ity for the following statements: PIN
piles, eruptions and similar skin diseases
of the face that are not hereditary may
be cured in a very short time by diet of
laxative foods, varied according to the
season. l advise ornamenting the table
at each meal with whatever fruit is sea-
sonable and allowing the individual to
be helped whenever and as often as he or
she may please. This serving the fruit
course at the end of the meal, when the
appetite is appeased to repletion, is a
great mistake.
IF 1 feel like eating an orange or a
handful of dates, / do so. whether the
soup has been served or not. When the
dessert m on, the chances are even
that l won't want any. That's my gain,
not loss, for if I hadn't eaten the fruit
l should have taken a dish Of ice cream,
which little more than cools the mouth
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-05-19
Notice to C~O-OWnerS.

John w. Tattan, A. II. Bell or Aaron II. Bell,
George II. Maddox, Henry G. Tillinghast and
Charles +. Grey, assignee for Henry c. Tilling-
hast and W. H. Emery, composing the firm OF
II. I. TillinghaSt and company.
You and each of your heirs, representatives
and assigns are hereby ~severally notified that l
Harry Is. Hill, your co-owner. whose postOfice
address is Great Falls, Montana, and my grant
ors. have in accordance with the provisions of
section No. 1924 of the revised statutes of the
United States expended in work and improve
ments upon the Queen of the Hills lode mining
claim. which is located in Barker lunorganized)
mining district, Meagher county, Montana, one
hundred 900 dollars, annual representation in
each of the years. 1881. 1882, 1883, 1884, 1885, 1886.
1887. 1888. 1889, 1890, 1891 and 1892, for the pur-
pose of holding said claim according to law, and
you are hereby notified that unless you and each
of you, your heirs or assigns, contribute your
| proportion of such expenditures for each of
above years, together with the interest and costs,
within ninety days after the complete service of
this notice by publication. all your right, title
and interest, estate, claim and demand i'll and to
the above named mining claim will become the
property of the undersigned, sour o-owne
who has performed the work and made the re-
quired expenditures.
2l-33 HARRY B HILL.
Date of first publication April q. 1894.