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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18

Copyright, lS9i. by Charles B. Lewis.l
 She vhas Oudt, sergeant she vhas oudt!' shouted Carl Dundcr as he rushed into the police station and waved an object in the air over his head. "Ha! ha! ha! haf come down to tell you she vhas oudt, und to bring you n copy! Here she vhasl Gaze on dot!'
 Did you wish to sec any ono hero, Mir. Dunderi" asked the sergeant as he looked up and then dropped his eyes on his work again.
 Do I wish to sec somepody, Nhcll, I should shmile some shmiles dot didt! I come to sec you, of course. vhas telling you aboudt dot almanac for two weeks, und here she vhas. Ha! ha! hal
 What almanac werc you speaking of?''
 Why, my own almanac-dis onc-Carl Dunder's Comic Almanac. Sergeant, ob- serve dot book. She vhas going to be heard of all oafcr dis worldt in three months. Shust two hoonercd shokes, besides funny pictures and family recipes und politics. Ha! hal hal Why, it makes me laugh shust too look at heri Take her in your hand, sergeant, und see if you doan' haf some shmilcs booty quick"
 You ought to sec a doctor, MT. Dun- der, !" said the sergeant he sadly shook his head and continued writing.
 II doan' vhant somo doctorSI What ails me vhas dot I feel tccklcdl, und dot vhas a sign of goOt health. Hal Ina !hal Keep quiet, now, und gif you some samples of my weather reports:
 'Sunday-TOo bad weather to go to church, but shust exactly right to go fishing. It vhns funny how often she hap pens dot yhay, but der man init n fish pole vhas not to blame for 1t.
 Monday-Toj had weather to go fishing, but shust exactly right to go to church, only dcrc vhas no preaching aroundt to- day.
 "Tucsday-Werry good weather for hocing corn, but n good deal better for go- ing to dot circus. MayPc it vhas all right to sphlit der dccfcrcncc und go rabbit hunting.
 ''Wcdnesday-LOok oudt for some rain und shpokc to your wife dot she duan' lea. der wood pile 7udt doors.
 'Thursdhy-If you can only find some pody to arguo politics init you, 1t won't bc necessary to 20 to work today.
 'Friday-It looks so mooch like cy- clones today dot you hadt better shtay aruundt der house und shmokc your pipe und bc prepared tO sa.u dot family.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
SWIFT RETRIBUTIoN.
Killed While Trying to Beat Out His Fa-
 ther's BfaInS.

Killed While Trying to Beat Out His Fa-
 ther's BfaInS.
 NoRTHrIELp, Mass, July 1s.-George P. Wentworth, a young farmer living in the outskirts of this place, attempted to murder his father, John F. Wentworth, at their home, but met n horrible retribu- tion, for he was killed by the discharge of the gun with tho stock of which he was attempting to beat out his fathers brains
 The elder Wentworth attempted to in terfere in fight between his son and . Frenchman on tho road near their house and was knocked down by the son. Re- turning to the house, tho quarrel was re- sumcl Young Wentworth seized q gun and rushed at his father. Clubbing the gun, the young man brought 1t around with a powerful swing, aimed at his fa- ther's head
 The stock of the gun grazed the father and struck tho door casing behind him. Thero was q deafening report, and when the smoke had cleared away there on the floor lay the would be patricide fatally wounded by his own hand Before his death tho young man expressed himscli us sorry he had not boon able to finish his fnther
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
N.H.&H. Railroad Time Table
June r.. 1894. NAUGATUCK DIVISION.
,rains Iears Waterhury as toll9w.

Trains leave W Waterbury as tol'W'; For NEW YORK-SOS s.Ia. I05O a m: l-2s. S9s +40Dm. Sunday 4-IS ? m Return Or 6JOl s.N1. l6lO3 III l 1s. 401-6-ol. pm. Sunday. e.N" rl- For NEW HAVEN. via Derby Junction 6As5. sra I0sO a -5-. 3 -lS. a5j r m E1turn via Derby Junction Nn. eio IT, I1nH 2 g.- 8l TLSS Sun day Sl6 a m Fnr NEW HAVEN. NEW LONDON. etc via Naugaruck Junction |. iA ' In For rBRIDGEPORT-6U5. S11- lnS0 m {: IIs SIS. n. 5-SS m. Sunday i-iS ID. RaruEn at JrS- S-I1-9-40 a m 12at- 94,S S-siI 10 D m. Sunday '. Is m fCr ANSONIA-sG5. S-I2- 10-so ID l-A. 3as440< B T.0O lmiSed1 T m- Sunday. ilS RatIIrn at T.ia s-S4. IO-21. 12-S1 3-Ol. 6.l0. SIspm. Sunday s-is a m- -WATERTOWN-5-iO s+Ss, I1-1I m SIes sI3 TO4 D m. Saturday S15 ? n.- Return at $40. T.4O. lO-20 a ID 1-S1. iS5. oSo pm. Saturday : .3S p m F,r THOMASTON-s3S l113 a n: Ss& 6b9. pm. Sunday s.35 a m.
 Return at T.E3. 1928 6 m: 25S 5.2o ? m. For orTORRISGTON-sS7. l,.12 m S.S2. 659. D m. Sunday g IS . m-
 Return at T.2O. 1000 . m: 2-S0. 5OS ? m sunday 5-23 D. m- For WINSTED-slSS. ll1l a. m: S-Ss. Ss9 ? m Sunday. 9-25 a m-
 Return at -0O. s-iO a. m: ziS. a-i- P. Ill., Sunday. 800 D. m
 CT. HAMPSTEAD. Gen Pass Agent
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Seized with La Grippe.

I feel fl my duty to aoquaini all persons suffering as sadered.. with the facts
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
poRRIs' SHOE STRINGS.

On Doris feet Are the smallest Of twoe. But surcly some elf Has enchanted her shosS For. wherever VIC so. Walk. TOW or ride. In church or al tennis. Her shoes come united. At times 1t Is trying, But what can do When poor Doris murmurS '-Oh. bother that shoe." So down I must flop In the dust and dirt To tie up the shoe Of that dea1eittlo fiirt- These precious girl tyrant( We cannot rebel. For even their ribbons Are filled with their spell Since old fashioned aprons No longer they use, They tic a poor man To the strings of their shoes
 -vassar Miscellany.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
nnffrr Than Hrrha

Anxious Mother-There is n certain very eligible young man that want my dauGh- ter to fall in love with. Do you deal in love philters'
 Modern Magicfaii-No. madam, hs:t1 can bring the match about in another way. -
 "Oh, thank you. What shall doF'
 shut her up in n boarding school for q year and then arrange your plans so that this youth skall be the first man she meets after she gets out. t."-New York Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
srI,lsummerp pespair.

"You must be careful about your diet" said the physician. Don't take any ice water"
 No ice waterr' echoed the invalid. Not a drop. And don't take any beyer- age but water"
 That's pretty hard"
 And don't take any exercise that you can help"
 But I'll get fat in two weeksI''
 "It makes no difference. And don't take any"-
 Hold on. doctor. I'll go back to my first principles for summer hygiene"
 What are theyY"
 Don't take any medicine or advice. Take your chances es''-washington Star.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Her French.

Mrs. Bongtong (proud mother of the ac- complished girl graduate)-I hope, Alice, that you addressed that French count in his native tongue. z W hat did he say in re- ply
 Alice-He apoegized and said he was sorry. but he understood nothing but ch.-Chicago Tribune.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
A Plausible Case,

Teacher-Sammy, in the sentence, Il lave a book, " what is the case of the pro. noun "I?'
 Sammy Gpromptly)-Nominative case.
 Teacher-Next boy, tell me in what case to put the noun "book."
 Next Boy (thoughtfullyl-Bo Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Heir to an English Estate,

SPRINGFIELD, Mass, July 1s.-Arnold \. Clements of this city has been notified that by the death of an uncle, William Edward Clements of Studley, in Bristol county, England, he becomes heir to a great English estate known as Bilby Hall and valued at e5O0, 900. Clements Is a comparatively poor man.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Tn. Eor,x6nh Stat.

WAsHINGToN, July 1S.-The bill admit ting Utah to statehood. which has been a matter of such interest to western people in its various phases of progress toward enactment, was signed without any cere- mony and in the ordinary course of busi ness. It came before tho president about midnight, along with several other bills, some applications for pardons and other routine matters
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
No Trouble at sIcKeesport.

PITTsBURG, July 1s.-There was no trouble at the tube works at McKeesport when operations were resumed The works were guarded by the city police and depu- tics, and 1t was impossible to get within a square of the entrance of the mill un- less to go to work
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
What It Was.

What is that gash on Finders face?''
 "Oh. that is q mark of respect. " "A mark of respoct?"
 "Yes, he's got more respect now for the man that put it there than he had before. "-Atlanta Constitution
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
No Small Ta.k.

Briggs-when arc you going to get your bicycle. old mang
 Griggs-In about two years
 Briggs-Great Cesarl What are you going to wait so long fora
 Griggs-I expect it will take just about that long. old fellow. for me to decide on what make I want New York Herald
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
IT. po..n., K,rplI,te Hour. Now.

The Husband Hate from the clubl-I-er didn't s'hpect you would be sitting up for me, dear.
 The Wife (cheerfulIy)-I haven't been sit ting up for you, dear. I've just come in nyself.-New York Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Depopula.ed by tin. Strike.

MAssILLoS, O., July 1s.@Just three families remain at Groves Patch, five months ago a prosperous mining village, in consequence of the strike, which has lasted five months Pigeon Run is almost depopulated also. There Is no prospect of local settlement
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
When Advice Begins to c, riresome.

Eve got a horrible headache" ," said Der seker. Had it for three days"
 "Is that sot" exclaimed Mundoy, with sudden interest. Well. you just skip around to q drug store and take''-
 But even as he talked Berseker dropped his head wearily and muttered between his teeth, That the three hundred and eighty seventh. ."-Chicago Record.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
A Close Call.
UnappreeIated Consolation.

Amy Goodman-Don' you think Miss Raymond is very pretty!
 Ferdy Lapsusling-Yes. she is pwetty. But, after all, Miss Amy, plain girls can be quite agreeable and intcwest- ing. Now, as to conversation. l would wather talk to you any day than Miss waymond- d--Vogue.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Prc-erxinx Balance.

witherby-How is it if your son is going through college that he has to study so much in summer?
 Chelentenham-Thati is the only time he has to improve his mind. His college course is taken up with athleticS-New Work Herald
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
NeW York & New England

Passenger Train Service. June 3. 1894.
 Trains leave Waterbury for BOSTON-34S 90 m loo. 35S D m. PROVIDENCE-3.45 TLSO ID 1O1 S-b5 p m NEW YORK via Brewster m wORCESTER-3.45 T.S0 m 100 n. NEW LONDON-TSO ID 1O0. S55 m. PUTNAM-3.t5 30 m Loo. 355 m WILLIMANTIC-3-4 20 a n loo. S-SS D m SPRINGFIELD -9-H5 q ID 3.55 m- HARTFORD-3-45 T-5O. SOS. l0:4S 6 m. l.O0 NEW BRITAIS-S-a5 7.So. eos iO.is ID leo. pLAINviLLE-s.4 7-sO. sO5. IO.4s 8 m los BRIsToLGsS 7so. sOs.1O45 m I-OO TERRYViLkEI7sO. sos. 1O4ss m loo ss. H4TFRymIF+so g ns. 1O45a Iii sss. SIS ID WEST CHESHIRE iSl. s.30 a III. 4.JO ? ID MERIDEN 4-S0. S.3O m. 4-30 ? m- CROMWELL s-31 a IT, 4-SO ? m- UNION CITY-f SOS a m 3-I0 P m- TOwANTIC-fs SOS a m I 3-IO. SD m. SOUTHFORD-sO5 m 2lO. P m- POMPERAUG yALLEY-sO5 a m- 2-10 SANDY F naoCK-sasam 21o. pm. HAwLEYvILLE-sO m 2.I0. DANBURY-s-G5 a m 2-1O ? m- u-SS- D. n BREwSTERS-s-H5 a m 2-IO 1I.3S m- srBinRhampt0u- EImirs. Jamestown Cleye-
 land Akron and Chicago SOS a m 2-IO p m POUGHKEEPSIE- via HoPewell- SOS a m
 sunday trains Hartf0 ord a Gs. sy9O a. n.
 3.45 D. m. Boston S.45 6 m. 3.tS D. m.
 Gen Pass Agent Boston
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18

Gounod received his first instruction in music from his mother, who was 2 distinguished pianist He won the grand prize at the Paris conservatory when he was 2l
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18

The first agricultural instrument, the ancestor of both spade and pick, was pointed stick
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Killed bx.R.II of Ton Roch

wILKEsBARRE, Pa, July IS. - Mike -Brolomski, a Polander, was instantly killed by the falling of a huge mass of top rock in tho Blackman mines of the Lehigh Valley Coal company.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
The Catholic Summer school.

PLATTsBURG, N. Y., July Is.-At tho
 Catholic summer school Father Halpin dH
 the Society of Jesus delivered another lecture attacking the issues of the day in their connection with ethics.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
A Strange Case.

Physician-I trust you gave him the emetic ordered?
 Devoted Wife-Yes. doctor, I gave it to him regularly every three hours, but I Icouldn't make the food you prescribed stay on his stomach. do as I would
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
MiuersG Go Ont.

wILKEsBARRE, Pa, July IS. About 70 miners employed in the No. slope of the Kingston Coal company at Edward vile are on strike.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Twentx-eiKht Drowned.

\ ST. PETERsBURG. July 1a-TwO river steamcrs came in collision between Perm ahd kasan, and one was sunk. Twenty eight persons were drowned
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Killed by an Electric Car,

SARATOGA, July 1s.-The young daugh- ter of John Riddeil of St Augustine, Fla was run over and fatally injured by an electric road motor car here
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
DUNDER'S ALMANAC.
IT'S OUT AND WILL BE READ ALL
 OVER THE WORLD.

Carl Says It's Book That Will Make You Laugh Just to Look at It-The Sergeant Advises Him to See a Doctor-A Few of the Jokes.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18

The average weight of 20. olO pen and women weighed in Boston was: Men, I4lH pounds; women la4h pounds
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
And How IL Goes.

"Has the bicycle come to stay:" asks an exchange.
 Judging from the speed made, we rather think it has come to go-New York Press
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Inbor AeItator. CommItted.

NEW ORLEANS. July ls.-Labor Agita- tors Hurley, Harrison and Speerey were committed for trial before the United States circuit court commissioner.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Delayed Pacific aIaIIs.

BosToN, July la-For the first time since the great western strike began malls from Honolulu and the Pacific localities arriYed horn.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
suumer

Now che sunny days arc coming fsabslis is full Of woes
 Fer ths psfes of gvvry vAlk fs I've new frsshiez - hef Aa1Al
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
nnd aeltircsscd him with:

up and addressed him with:
 "Uncle Davis, kin I spoke wid yo' minitt"
 ''Kin yo' spoke wid me, What yo' want to spoke wid me bout, saht"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
STILL SIGNING.

A Financial Embarrassment tho Cause oi
 Utter Failure.
 The colorcd people had come to town,tol the usual Saturday afternoon holiday, asd hundred or morc were sitting on ths, grass In the public park. I was talking with m old white hcadcd man slsout cotton when young man cauis
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Member Of the Academy Dead
l,.ii;-e AS.ia.

PARIS, July IS-CharlesM. K. Lecoiits de Lisle, the poet and member of the French academy, is dead
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Baron Beyen. Dead.

PARIS, July ls.-Baron Beycns, the Belgian minister to France. is dead.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18

An Anticompuisory Vaccination League
 PHILADELPHIA, July is.-The Anti Vaccination league held a mass meeting here
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Liver and Kidney Trouble,

Dyspepsia, Neuralgia, Nervousness, and Catauh, for all of which found wonder .ttul relief in your valuable medicine. Jwas so Prostrated after the second attack of La Grippe that I thought recovery im- possible. Two doctors gave me medicine which did not benefit me in fhe least. A friend advised me to try
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18
Waterbury Boiler Works.

,avtuy removes. to the corner Porter Street and N E R. formeriy the Waterbury Male, able Iron Co grOunds) and being praetic al R.,iIer Water Tank, Smoke Stack. Tar Heating Furnaces AnTealing Pans. Plate and Sheet Iron Work of all Descriptions Orders oY mali VIII receive prompt attention
 JAMES J. DUFFY Box. 1kI
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18

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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-07-18

E them
 10 seek the same source of relief.
 In he winters of '9I and g, I was seized
 with
 La Grippe which com  ! Ple,ely shat tered my health. 4 complication of diseases uTdcn- I had
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1894-02-02
General l1ems.
AFFAIRS At WASHINGTON.

Secretary Herbert has issued orders for
making changes in the top-heavy gun
boats Machias and Castine.
Representative Sibley, Democrat, OF
Pennsylvania, who resigned his seat III
the house because he could not support
the tariff bill, has at the request of his
constituents withdrawn his resignation.
lie will, however, vote against the bill.
A preliminary report of the income
and expenditures of railways in the
United States for the year ending June 30,
1898, has just been published by the in
state commerce commission. Reduced
to mileage basis, the gross earnings were
S74l3 per mile of line, operating eXpen-
ses were S5042 ana net earning S2lOl.
The net earnings were about thee and
half per cent ON the capitalization of
the roads.
The pension appropriation bill as pre-
scented to the house calls for Sl0l ,5Sl,-
$40. The appropriations for the current
fiscal year are $l66, 53l $50. The general
appropriation for the payment of pen
sions is reduced to Sl50,00O,0 900, which is
O,O00, 600 less than the estimates and
$l5,000,000 less than the appropriations
for the current year. The item for fees
for examining surgeons is reduced ST.
600, 900.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1894-02-02
WENI, VIDI, VlCI."
A New Application of the
Popular PHI, aSe.
1t Concerns Us All More Deeply
Now Than Ever Before.
A Far Greater and NObler Use
of the Term Than the
Original One.

How frequently we make use of pop
ular quotations, and we do so because
they describe so accurately our feelings.
The heading of this article, meaning, |
came, saw and conquered, was first en-
ployed by julius Caesar to describe one
of his victories, but even this great man
LITTLE realized the magnitude of what
might be involved in his famous express
sion. Recent events have called forth
the use of it in grander and more sub
lime meaning than ever before.
Mrs. |. +. Ditmar, who resides at SO6
Parker ST., Boston Highlands, Mass,
says:
~ had been suffering for four or five
years with dyspepsia, indigestion and
constipation, experiencing constant AMI
severe pain in the stomach. For years
ate scarcely anything, and could take
no food without suffering the greatest
misery. | had also been afflicted for
five or six years with chills and fever
II was induced to try DR.. Greene's
Nervura blood and nerve remedy, and
now, after taking four bottles of this
wonderful medicine am entirely cured
of all these complaints. My appetite
has returned, | can eat without distress
and the chlls and fever have entirely
left me. consider it Il wonderful cure
and | cannot speak highly enough in
favor of this medicine
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1894-02-02
|H IN
FOREIGN.

Rosina Nokes, the well-knOwn English
actress, di, d at Tourquay, Eng, Satur-
cay.
The car is suffering from severe at
tack of influenza accompanied by bron-
chitis.
Thirty-four cases of cholera and -
deaths have occurred at Namur, 30 miles
southeast of Brussels.
Burglars looted the offices of the
American legation at Rome Monday
night, carrying off all the property of any
value.
Twenty-six lives have been lost by the
wrecking of the British bark Port Var
rock, Capt. Forbes, from Santa ROsalia,
July 1, for Antwerp, which went ashore
in Brandon bay on the Irish coast.
The death is announced of Miss Con
stance FenimOre WoOlson, the we'll
known novelist, a. Venice. She is said
to have committed suicide while insane
the result of IA long illness with inhuen
"a. She was born in Claremont, y. H..
in 1913. Her mother was a niece of j
FenimOre Cooper.
Additional advices by way of China
announce the complete annihilatOn by
earthquake of the town of Kuchan, Per
STA. Twelve thousand persons were
killed in the awful disaster. Ten thous
and bodies had been recovered to date
The once important and beautiful city o.
10000 is now only a scene of death, des
olatiOn and terror. Fifty thousand cat
tie were destroyed at the same time.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1894-02-02
HE COMMITTED SUICIDE!
The Cause and Its Lesson.

WIN did he commit suicide? Oh for
the same reason that thousands of others are
on the verge of the same sin, or in imme-
diate danger of insanity, paralysis, idiocy,
or some other equally unfortunate result of
anv nervous affection. He knew he was
afflicted with u nervous disorder, but was
careless apparently indifferent to the out
come or he my have lessened his chances
for recovery by treating with physicians
who had little or no knowledge of such af
fections, or by deluging himself with worth
less so-called remedies. His case was sad
one but no worse than that of any other
nervous sufferer, who has nervous or sick
headache, biliousness, dizziness, irritability,
melancholy failing memory, hot flashes,
fainting, sleeplessness, nervous dyspepsia,
sexual debility, epilepsy, etc. The same or
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