New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-18
THE T1LE or THE DAY,

a fve-year-oId Boston boys ethical philosophy
was brought out the other day according 10 The
Transcript OF tina, city. when his father told him
how glad he was that he had been such good
boy all through sunday. when he was left much
to himself. The boy answered in matter-ot.fact
way II haven't been thinking about good. I think
I'm better when | don't think about IT, don't
think of anythins-naughty or anything; Jus think
about what good time I'm having"
When Mr.. Moody was preaching in Washington
last spring he asserted day that II Jesus Christ
in that city He would noe be welcomed, and that
hs people wSd tho hot # t they wou
celve him, and to emphasize his assertion be ~
P psp Would ao fe you G0 vote for a HIM. The @
came promptly: "'Twouldn't do no good They
wouldn't count my vote" Mr. Moody q once
changed the subject.-(The CongregationaEa
During the las, twelve months Photography hn
been actively employed at the British Sya w
servatory at Greenwich. With the as;rograpse ~
scope 2so photographs - forty MINUTES exposure
each were made. go OF yhca were sue essfa and 's
catalogue plates, with exposures OF six. three AMI
twenty minutes sos exposures were made Of Tha
3s7 were successful. The number OF star nsas
photographed for the chart 200 and for the cau'
logue 357. Sir Henry Thompson has given ~" i@
the erection OF a Photographic telescope OF twenty
six inches aperture and twenty-five feet Elk incaa
Laura writes from home that she has bought
she is spending the summer. .,,.
I'm glad to hear tina, the old fashion i e. com'Is
in again" said the old lady. Il allow ~ ha'rw
come up and tech her how 10 spin. -tC.hcihhA"
Tribune.
one OF the worimen on the big drainage caha'
which the city OF Chicago Is building Drought y
the contractor the other day L curious little rag
ment OF stone. which had been turned up u .a'
digging II turned out 10 be BIT or Drown ea"''S
and back oxide OF manganese. hecked win piece.
OF pure gold az large as pins mead IL Was 'e'.-
to assay several thousand dollars to the toh' ..
the soil is clay. this gold could not na'uraV
belong there. but must have been brought COVE
by glaciers from the Lake Superior regions "He''
IL Is native.
Judge Dick Clark il full OF VIZ as nc cen.
saturated with wisdom on one osGa Psub Arnold
for ten years In the penitentiary., ,o, Arnold IN
Please Your Honor" pleaded Colohe, a The" heavy
sentence for n man like that with all due delelen,
to the court Look at him. Your Honor He '
live ten years in his condition. fudge in defer
ence 10 your wishes the Court VIII just max nV, case
NE. as he can't live ten years oh'' '"e "N
Mr.. Clerk. "-(Atlanta journal.
Mr. Pence. OF Colorado. was making an e'0qu .s.
address IN the House on Monday night. VI ~.
Tariff bill and soaring to high oratof'a'
tude pointed TO the House clock. and IN s'. 49,,
tone exclaimed; This bill will pass when WV
clock strikes 10" ..,nd
There was a solemn hush that lasted pa.
or two when IL was broken by voice o" ~
publican side. THAT clock doesn't s'f'he' al
II was Mercer OF Nebraska. The ho'S s.so,.
lapsed with laughter. and II was some '''''s
Mr.. Pence could regain his equilibrium .,..
Pence cornered Mercer at the nam uoo' .,.,oa
day afternoon according TO The "A'"'"'
Post" and held him. , hrf
SAY Mercer" he said. 1--WE got H'ue In
want YOU to help me pass. II appropriate IA
sum OF money. not enough 10 eu' any 80,
the Treasury balance. VIII you vote lot Ia.
Certainly" said Mercer; what is IL iof, ,nst
.Oh. l want the House to buy striker I0' ,'ssy
clock" said Pence. sending Mercer ao'o''
with a slap on the back.
HAD HIS REASONS.
Little Boy Blue imbibed stiT horn +, aha ccsa
6 ha,n~' ,pformcI there were bulls in the W.
For little Boy Blue felt much out OF s,,S. shorb
And wonder forsooth; he was ,S o,r tribune
Huntsville horse owners complain OF u. ..a
r,d.rs who use the "Kiyi" This is descrioeu "A
small rubber ball filed with ammonia anu IN
SQUIRT the liquid into horses eyes W." not
Novelist meets a team whose driver Wv"
show a readiness to turn out. 4
Force OF Habit.-"You are a good eSsaamm,xsrk4
what evil habits will bring a man TO-
the Dismal M p%w' sSs.
when | find II | can't stop TO tend T%ybnne
have to keep on lookin'."-Cincinha" 49,.
A Chicago wholesale dealer in che"'ne ar.su
made arrangements to send out women :, bes,er
to sell his wares He thinks they can w Irdiaaa
than men, and cites the experience Oh a." an tho
whose bright young woHs vhen
-oad secured an enormous NUMBER VI 80, them
rade was dullest Are you willing 70 w. .sked.
With samplesg" the chewing gum man ""onsiders
He admitted that the point had received ' vouM ~
ion and that all necessary safeguards
employed. -s.s
Young Mr. Softey paralyzed Dr: %4;;sswell
ne went to be vaccinated observe"
Dukane. -
How that?' liz, under the II
''He asked the doctor to put him nSrnnnicle To-
iuence OF anesthetics. "-(Pttsburg S"''
yraph.