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Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05
PEOPLE IND THINGS.

Darn the hose.
Let US have a resolution prohibiting the
hose going on a bust IN the burnt district.
Congress very properly refused to put
down diamonds when most people arc put
ting them up" 'toF l
Sculptor st. Gnudens' brooches Of etiquette
werc OF the plaid variety-too loud for the
SENATE artists.
A statue Of Paul Revere. the revolution
airy hero. Is to be erected In the public
square Of Charlcstown. Mass.
Ex-Governor Campbell is n victim OF the
strange financial fatality that follows Ohio
governors. He Is bankrupt.
The halcyon and vuciferous times OF No
vember. 1892. are a narrowing memory to
those who hunger for the fruits of victory.
Minister Smythe ruptured diplomatic usage
In advising Hippolite. but he can not be ac.
cused of hiding his Headlight under a
bushel.
Governor Mckinley was nominated for
the presidency on a high protection platform
by the noted free trader, Frank Hurd, at a
banquet in Chicago.
"Plutogogy' Is the latest addition to our
political vocabulary. A Mississippi congress-
man defines a plutogogue as one who 'ap-
peals to the people who buy the mob"
Benham's crack shot in the Rio harbor
does not meet the approval of English crit
les. That is about the only act of the adj
mtnistratton looked upon with displeasure
across the pond.
The origin of man receives another strik-
ing demonstration in a New York town. A
monkey of the Simian variety got drunk at
Elmira and nearly demolished the bar be-
fore he was run in.
After many days of cogitation and delib-
Grafton a Worlds fair visitor successfully
refrigerated Chicago's hospitality. lie Gagged
a score OF English sparrows and sold them
to the natives as Irish nightingales at 81
each.
Senator CockTell of Missouri Is agltated
between his duty to his hrother-in-law an
applicant for office, and his loyalty to senator
ial traditions. In other words his vote for
Peckham will give him a mortgage on the
meal tub.
The argument of an enthusiastic advocate
of the income tax is that enterprising rus
tiers will take advantage of 1t to raise their
credit by reporting large incomes. This
opens a new field for the film fam and gold
brick artists.
The administration organ at Kansas City,
which has a private pipe line connecting
with the pap tanks at Washington. threatens
to march on the senate and sniite the recall
citrants unless Peckham Is confirmed. Since
the rejection of Harrison the Kaw organ has
elected copious showers of agitated ink.
Louis L. Ullman, the blind lawyer Of
Buffalo, N. Y, has been made a United
States commissioner He is 81 years old and
was made blind by an attack of scarlet fever
when he was 5 years of age. He was edu-
Gated at the Institute for the Blind in Ba-
tayia and the Perkins institute in South
Boston, Mass, and at the law school in Buff
falo,
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The park commission has passed a reso-
luton requesting the council to direct the
city engineer TO do It's work in laying out
md surveying parks and boulevards. While
this reminds us OF the man who locked the
barn door after his horse had been stolen.
it is to be hoped that the council will com
ply with the request. There will probably
be no new parks to lay out for some years
to come, but there will be boulevards pro-
jscted and established every year, and the
engineers department can just as well do
this work as not.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

Rumors about an intended visit to America
by Emperor William OF Germany are again
becoming rife. 1t will be remembered that
there was considerable talk about such a
prospective Transatlantic Journey just pre-
vious to the opening of the Worlds Column
bian exposition at Chicago last spring. but
the report on that occasion proved to be
wholly one of imagination. What gives a
certain plausihility TO all these rumors is
the fact that tho German emperor is known
to have quite a penchant for travel and
since his advent to the imperial throne has
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05
Providence Tempers the Winds.

So far the winter of 1884 has been at
tempered to the necessities of the poor
rather than to the profits of the coal COM
panies. 1t is one of the merclful DISPENSE
tons of Providence that seasons of en-
forced idleness and business distress are
usually seasons of low prices for the neces-
saries of life. Food, fuel, clothing and shell
ter may be had for a 1.-THE of the money
which they cost when trade is brisk, work
plenty and all the productive forces of in
dustry profitably engaged.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The Douglas County Fair association has
- appointed a committee to select u location
for its next exhibition, but nothing was done
at the meeting toward making an effort to
secure the location Of the state fair In
Omaha. If Omaha wants the state fair it
will soon have to make a vigorous move
for n ...
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

A pretended authority on international
law tries to make out that Admiral Benz
hams action in protecting an American;
merchantmen from molestation by the ins
surgents in Rio harbor is merely carrying
out the mandate of the Monroe doctrines
With this that doctrine has absolutely no
Connections Denouncing interference by Eur
ropean governments in South American at
fairs does not proclaim a policy of inter-
ference by the United States.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The coming quarto-centennial celebration
of the founding of the State university gives
promise of being an important event in the
history of that institution. Few IL any of
the western states have given as much at
tention to higher education as Nebraska.
and the celebration will not only emphasize
the progress of education in Nebraska, but
give the university a higher place in the
hearts of the people of the state.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

This district is still without a United
States attorney, all owing to the inability
of the powers that be to agree upon the man
who deserves the office. An ad interim
appointment by the federal judge, who has
the authority to do so, might hurry up the
patronage dispensers at Washington. Let a
republican draw the salary for a while if the
democrats are not yet ready to begin the
good work.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

One solid page Of the last number Of
Harper's Weekly is devoted to THE Failure
Of the Democratic Party" The high
priest of mugwumpery declares that 'the
people are growing weary of the democratic
party. They are out Of patience with it be-
cause of its inefioiency. its cowardice, its
lack of principle and consistency, it's inn
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05
The First Fruits.
NeW YoSk : un.

A democratic plurality of s.s25 in the
republican plurality of 9S4, and a demo-
cratic plurality of II, 800 in the Fifteenth
district has been reduced to 1851. This Is
the judgment of democratic New York upon
the cowardly and insensate policy of the
leaders without leadership at Washington.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The Turkish minister at Washington en-
phaticaIly denies that he was implicated in
the grand rush to the State department to
protest against a bogus advertising subpoena
sent out by an enterprising theatrical man
ager. He says, however, that he enjoys. the
joke immensely. The Turkish minister
must be credited with the possession of AN
ample supply of good common sense.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

Archie Fisk, of silver fame, will soon
achieve a reputation as a silver-tongued ora
tor If he keeps up his TRADE oil abusive
epithets directed to the Colorado senator who
said he had not earned a dollar in his life.
The best way to disprove the senator's as
persion is to 20 to work and earn a dollar at
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

A papal decree forbidding the clergy TO
attend bull fights or to give absoiutioh 10
any dying matador ought to put a decided
damper upon the custom of bull lighting In
Spain. If such an order had been issued
long ago the practice would no doubt have
disappeared long ere this.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05
Pointing n Moral.

The moral would seem o~bvious-that the
New York district, which
wanted tariff reform in the fall of 1892, does
not want II this winter. But a still more
obvious conclusion Is that one Richard
Croker, esq. a former bartender and volun-
teer fireman of New York city, wished to
present his compliments to his friend and
commensal, MIR Grover Cleveland. The
bearing of this remark lies in the applica-
tion on II of the fact that Colonel William
l.. Brown Is one of MI, CleYeland's oldest
friends and fondest admirers.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The harvesting of the ice crop has given
employment to a small army of laboring peo-
pie, and the relief Afforded thereby to the
wage workers by giving them. a chance to
earn their bread is more gratifying to them
than any amount of free gift'relicf would
have been. The most efficient method of
relief distribution is employment.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

There are doubtless a great many interests
in Nebraska that will oppose a recasting of
the state constitution. The reforms that
seem to be absolutely necessary will inter-
fere with a great many plans that ean now
be worked out to perfection by corporation
interests. and for this reason any and all
attempts to give the people a constitution
suited TO the needs OF the state will meet
with the petty opposition OF the brass collar
politicians. ia
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The ocean steamship companies are copy
ing after the railroad companies and nego-
tiating for a pooling agreement that will do
away with unnecessary competition. The
steamship lines have not so secure a
monopoly as their friends on land, but since
the advent Of the palatial passenger ship
outside competition has almost disappeared.
The different monopolies are not slow to
take lessons from one another's experiences.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

make the same demand as I and there Is no
reason to believe that all OF the American
mcdalists viii not be Of tho same way OF
thinking.
Is II not time that this government saved
itself from such burlesquos on morality by
establishing n national art commission made
w OF experts who do not mistake prurlency
for virtue? uoni soft qui NAL y peHse,
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The political prophets who so freely as
serted that the Wilson bill would never pass
the house with the income tax appendase
are now as eagerly predicting that the Dill
cannot pass the senate, anyway.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

During the scramble for amendments, the
proposition for free books got lost In the
shuttle. This Is one instance where the
speech makers forgot to provide for their
nwn raw material.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

II the union depot and market mousse pro-
jects are carried out every architecl anu
builder will be kept busy making plans ana
stlmate for business blocks to be erected
by home and foreign investors.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

People will soon begin to question whether
there have ever been any agreements pc
tween rival railroad managers which nave
been completely and co~nscientiously ad-
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

Travelled about in different countries more
than any other European ruler. SO remark
able has been the popular impression caused
by his successive journeys that he has ac-
quircd the title of the travelling emperor.
Moreover, he has more than once expressed
his desire TO see America and to supplement
his knowledge Of this country by personal
observations. To be sure there are many
forces operating to keep him from going so
far from the limits Of his government
and from subjecting himself to the incon-
veniences which must attach to him as a
guest in a country unaccustomed to the en-
te%rtainment of royal personages. But yet
nothing would surprise us should Emperor
william suddenly decide upon making us
a visit,
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

We should like to know who owns Joner-
son square. Is the title vested IN inc parh
commission or in the city Of Omaha?
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The man who says that the expiration of
the telephone receiver patent will make any
immediate difference in rates Is simply
talking through his hat.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

The Philadelphia Press refers to him as
Mr.. McKeighton pop., Neb.). Such Is iaHe!
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05
SOME TRUTHS IN MERRY Mask.

Plain Dealer: In the free soup the onion
covers a multitude of sins of omission.
Boston Courier: A poor. mans trousers
seldom draw tight over the region of his
pocketbook.
Elmira Gazette; From the way some men
they are ministers or auctioneerS.
Atchison Globe: Every man who doesn't
know anything about farming longs to
move onto a farm and get rich while taxi
ing 1t easy.
Buffalo Courier: "Dinks has put the water
system of heating into his house. Won't he
find 1t rather expenSive?' Il guess not;
he has his wife to keep him in hot water,
you KNOW Z.
indianapolis Journal: Mrs. Watts-I saw
in the paper the other day that 1t is impos-
sible for a man to kick with full force when
there is nothing to kick at.
Mrs. Potts-In bet no married woman
wrote that.
Chicago Tribune: Teacher-what do you
Pupii-He dddled while Rome was burn
so it is said. 1t is also narrated of him
that he was very near-sighted.'
"Yes'm. He couldn't see. but he sawed
Washington Star: IT'S hard luck" said
the waiter, but / guess Wen have to stand
the expense of n new steak
What do you mean
''The dime museum strong man was Just
here and he kept at 1t till he succeeded in
cutting a hole in it,
Chicago Record: Mrs. NeSus-Johnny.
quit dumping on that tin pan. I've got a
frightful headache.
Johnny-If l quit you'll hear sister Nell
upstairs playing on the piano.
Mrs. Nervus-Go on humping, Johnny.
Discomfort.
Atlanta COnstttiItiCn.
When the world Is bright we say:
"There will be a rainy day"
When 1t rains we think 1t wrong:
Doesn't rain a whole week long!
Curious people anyway. ~
Amt worth half a rainy day! ~
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05
swoRN srArENENr OF cmcuLATIoN.

Average Circulation for December, ss'aa5
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

Elmira Gazette: From the way some men
offer prayers 1t is difficult to tell whether
are ministers or auctioneerS.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

OFFICES,
Oniah7. Tho Doe building.
South omaha. corner and Twenty iour'hS trcc'T'
council Bmffs. ~ pearl strcnt
chicago Oniro, 8t7 Chamber of Conilh''tr
New York. rooms IL. u nud 10. IflpUll' VUll"tha
Washington 13 Fourteenth street
CORRESPONDENCE.
All communications relating 10 rows anu cul-
t,ital matter should De addrcsscd' To INC bu'tVr.
BUSINESS LETTERS -
All business lcttrra aud, renldanrcs sn2V,u "
irnft chccks aud p%OstOffico orders to De mhue
lHyable 20 the order Of tie onlplny,.u 2
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

Atchison Globe: Every man who doesn't
know anything about farming longs to
move onto a farm and get rich while taxi
ing 1T easy.
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

Buffalo Courier: "Dinks has put the water
system of heating into his house. Won't he
he has his wife to keep him in hot water,
you know" .
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

1laI1 DeuleT. III the lIet SOup III oIllOH
covers a multitude of sins of omission.
Boston Courier: A poor mans trousers
seldom draw tight over the region of his
pocketbook.5
Omaha daily bee., 1894-02-05

Indianapolis Journal: Mrs Watts-I saw
in the paper the other day that II is impos-
sible for a man to kick with full force when
there is nothing TO kick at.
Mrs. Potts-I'n bet no married woman
wrote that. a
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1894-03-24

Mr.. Turkey is suffering from la grippe
D. P. B. Pride died at Boise Wednes-
day morning
VIM. Hesse had a severe attack of
sickness this week, but is now able to
be up and around.
S. M. Coffin is about and well after
suffering a severe attack of la grippe.
He was detained in Boise several DAYS
by illness.
We are pleased to see MIR. H. K.
Hartley on the streets again. The
gentleman has recently suffered a Sc
we're spell of illness.
Snake river is said to have been
full to the brim this week. We Law
this to the barrel of whiskey Adams
& Smithson lost in the flood.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Dorman are in
Caldwell visiting few days. Mr..
DOrman says they are not vet decided
on a visit to the Mid Winter Fair.
Assessor Horn returned Wednesday
from a months visit to his old home
in Zanesfied, Ohio. Mr.. Horn saws
times are hard: the silver sentiment is
growing rapidly and will soon sweep
the country; the politics is taking on a
decidedly Republican, hue. Mr.. Horn
enjoyed a pleasant visit. His many
friends are pleased to see him home
safe.
Caldwell comes promptly and regu-
iarly to the front in all things great.
We have just learned that our estima-
bic and enterprising citizen, Col. Isidor
Mayer, served in the German army
Chancellor Won Caprivi. Colonel
Mayer is too modest to ever mention
his military record and it was only
through accidental acquaintance with
a prominent German visitor that we
became possessed of the fact. Col.
Mayer Was personally and intimately
acquainted with the great chancellor
when he was only a lieutenant.
A strange phenomenon was wit
messed in Pocatello last Friday. After
a rain storm that had come up from
the south, every one who happened to
have been out in it and who wore dark
clothes, noticed they were covered with
white spots. At first it was thought it
had been raining mud, but later the
local druggists made an analysis and
proved it to be salt. AS to where the
salt came from, there can be only one
answer, from the Great Salt Lake,
about 100 miles south, in Utah. 1t has
occurred in Salt Lake City several
times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1894-03-24
CULTUS CLUB,

The Cultus Club entertainment Mon
day evening was without exception
one of the most interesting given
during the season. The literary and
musical program was highly enter
tanning in every particular The de-
bate on the question, Resolved: That
the American newspaper tends to de-
strOy the taste for good literature,
was ably discussed by both sides and
ideas advanced both in the regular
aud general debate that will result
in starting line Of thought in the
minds of the listlessness which to
most OF them is undoubtedly new.
The good order prevalent and the
close attention maintained during the
entire evening evidenced the appreci-
alton of the audience.
The next meeting will be Monday
evening April End. to which all are
cordially invited. REPORTER.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1894-03-24
DESERVING PRAISE.

Mr.. Isidor Mayer is loud in his praise
OF Earnest Boone, his clerk, whose
heroic service saved Mr.. Mayer at least
$1,000 from the recent flood. At the
time of the flood Mr.. Mayer was at
DeLamar on business and his big es-
Establishment was left entirely to the care
Of Mrs. Mayer and Earnest. On the
first appearance OF danger, the faithful
Earnest went to work with will to
save and protect his employers prop
erty. He worked day and night,
scarcely pausing long enough to take
meals and by his manful efforts not
only saved Mr.. Mayer serious loss Of
property but won increased esteem and
confidence. Mr.. Mayer can scarcely
express his gratitude and admiration
He says that what he at first supposed
would be loss not less than $3.50
will hardly exceed $3.50. Mention of
Mr.. Mayors loss was omitted last week
because at the time of going to press,
the gentleman was unable to approx
mate an estimate. Having just return
ed home he could not form any idea of
the amount of goods saved. An en-
ploye such as Earnest Boone has proved
himself to be is of inestimable worth
and it is pleasing to know that his en-
pl0yer fully appreciates him.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1894-03-24
NEAL DOW COMMUNICATION.

Last Tuesday evening the Methodist
church was given over to the Good
Templar's and the people of Caldwell
to commemorate the name and works
of Neal Dow, the prohibition patriarch.
Rev. l. s. Hicks explained the purpose
of the meeting and was followed by the
reading of Scripture sentences in a
charming manner by Miss Loretta
Reed. Prayer was offered by Rev. J.
H. Barton. Miss Nellie Jones read an
interesting sketch of the life of Neal
Dow in very able manner. A solo,
with guitar accompaniment, was sung
by Frank J. Smith, after which short
speeches were made by Rev. Crowther,
Elder Waldron, of Boise, and DR.. r. H.
Galloway. The program was enlivened
by songs rendered by the Caldwell
Male Quartette, applicable to the &C.
casion. The meeting was well attended
and the usual thought and sentiment
expressed.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1894-03-24
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS.


Cakes Bros. for shoes.
| Blatchley the druggist.
Bailey. the smoke vender.
Cakes Bros for best shoes.
Stationery and notions at Badley's.
Take your prescriptions to Blatchley
If you want fine stationery, 90 to
Blatchley's.
A big drive in fine toilet SOAP at
Blatchley's.
Bailey sells the famous General
Arthur cigar.
A choice assortment of pure candies
can always be found at Badley's.
You save 4 of your money if you
buy your fine soap at Blatchley's.
Como aud see tho latest styles in
lace edged cabinets at the gallery back
of post Office.
For sale new school or fire bell.
cheap. Enquire of Chief of Caldwell
Fire Department Caldwell, Idaho.
Cakes Bros. are fitting up their new
quarters in excellent shape. Call and
see them and look over their bargains.
Please remember that the TRIBUNE
is only ~ year and renewing for
another year you get Is per cent. off on
the old account.
Wanted-Horses, must weigh 1000
pounds; slso good sheep; address Inter
state Stock Exchange Company.
Omaha, Nebraska.
There will be Easter exercises at
tho Methodist church tomorrow even
ing. A cordial invitation is extended
to every one to attend.
Sensible people always act sensibly.
therefore it is hardly necessary to cali
your attention to the fact that Bailey
keeps the only pure candies.
Easter Services will be held in the
Presbyterian church next Sunday morn
ing and evening. Both sermons and
music will be appropriate to the &C.
casion.
Attend the Easter Services at the
Baptist church Sunday evening. You
will enjoy the program, besides having
an opportunity to assist the school in
procuring s. s. Library.
Struckman the photographer will be
in Caldwell for two weeks longer only.
10 work up my stock of goods have
reduced cabinet photos to 1926 per doz.
Struckman can take photos as well !
IN cloudy, as in fair weather. One
hundred sitters wanted to work up my
stock in the next two weeks. Gallery !
back of post Office.
Midwinter Fair rates from Caldwell |
to San Francisco via Portland aud |
steamer and return "a, 10. via Portland |
and shasta Route (all rally and return
$500. Tickets limited to continuous |
passage each direction with final limit
Of 30 days. GEO. L. ALLEY, Agent.