New-York tribune., 1894-03-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Marshall T. Wilder the diminutiVe VIII ann seory'
teller convulsed crowd yesterday Among MS
warns was the following:
II was coming down in the elevated to-day, wnen
big sour-looking chap got in. Across the isle sat
a gentlemanly looking young fellow minding MS own
business.
THE sour-faced man did not like the looks OF MS
neghbor and after making several wry grimacess
the nice vounc man retorted by saying: You look
as II YOU wanted to eat me- 4 couldn't replied the
sour-faced one. for am Hebrew
Ruined His Prospects-Dismal Dawson-Theys
one feer If 1 ever meet him. l mean to peat 'ne
iagf Hnngry UI 81 lHiirg;iins-whos i;i he?
DISMAL Dawson-The doctor that doctored IN our
his fool interferin' l might be takn' in plenty OF
money every day them fits right no"'-uhuia"-
apolis Journal.
The erroneous report sent out from Washhs'on
the other day that Senator Joe BLACKBURN mao
been converted at a Moody meeting was commences
on editorially by a large number OF papers. Inc
comments were all kindly in tone; but the intima'
ton contained in them that IL was hish t''ne io
the accomplished Senator to turn over new 'eat
will read somewhat awkwardly TO MIN IN MS 0or
converted state.
Editor-what can do for you miss. MS s,s,,,sr has.
ket? know a man who sends you poems: .sdss ana
whose feelings toward me should IKE 70 asee'-
tain. n."-Fliegende Batter
..rba BOSTON Transcript calls for revision Of
of marriage In that State q girl Of twelve ana
hoy OF fourteen may be legally married IL they
obtain the consent OF their parents. the Trans
cript declares that Italian children are frequeh'y
married under the provisions of the law.
Mrs. Fogg-But she is talked about terribly Tidy r,.,,
MIR Fogg-So is the weather; but II goes riehs h
on and is just fckle as ever on me "ao' oS nro
weather appears to have the best OF H. u, anu ~"
badly IL Is nc worse than those WIN '"'" ~
-(Boston Transcript
Tba ex-president OF the Royal College OF 'ev
mary Surgeons OF England condemns public drink
ing troughs for horses the ground that they p0p
agate certain diseases peculiar TO horses
Now Mary. which day OF the week VIII '''
MaryNI can't tell, ma'am till know WHICH ID
your day at home.-(Chicago Inter oceah
..1,ba Boston Budget" has issued a handsome IL
lustratel Easter number. giving portraits anu
sketches of most OF the leading business men Oh
Boston
Uunker-I asked old Mr. Mum il might pay my
addresses TO his daughter
Iifpnnker-rie suggested that should pay my DEBTS
hrst.-CTit-Bits.
! DR. Alice b. S,ockham. OF Chicago is IN bos'o"
with a mission the slogan OF which is that tne
! cook stove must 60 She advocates the use IN al
homes of forms Of cooking apparatus when VIII
/ ha in a certain degree self-regulatlng. wnich VIII
proceed on scientific principles and VIII De as muc"
! in advance OF the range common to-day as ,ne
range Is in advance OF the fireplace and spit usuai
! in the average English household" AS Boston mas
grown a little tired talking about its recent visttor'
| Babu Protap Chunder Mozoomder, the Hm<eo
! apostle OF the Brahmo-Somaj II Is quite ready 10
! take up the cook-sove question.
Temporary Measure.-"while I can't say that !
am in favor OF letting Colorado secede entFeis',
Sdsa aa w 1--WE her vacation till the expiration OF
! ciovenor Waite's term"-undanapolis Journal
THE Rochester Post. Express thinks that there
was something Irish about the fake Bisrnsy
stone exhibited at the Worlds Fair. II WAS
sham rock.
STANDARDIZATION me. miss, for seeming to s stare
nj vou: my only excuse Is that like your looks.
| Will thank you not to look your likes quite 50
/ pointedly.-(Boston transcript
superintendent Maxwell. OF the Brooklyn schools.
was caught mapping the other day when, at meet
,,e, of the Teachers Committee of the Board OF Edu-
cation one member gravely proposed that the pubic
schools be closed St. Patricks Day. Or course
/ the thoughts Of all present turned toward Mayor
Schieren's action refusing to allow the irish nag
/ 10 be displayed the city Hall on the l7th. Tne
Superintendent and one member Of the committee
sturdily opposed the proposed motion, and conehdeo
that il would be all wrong take action IN reference
to the Irish holiday. II was only after the resou
ton had been passed that It dawned upon those VINO
fought against II that ST. Patrcks Day Will faii On
Saturday
X is malade lmaginare whose chief hobby i, 70
get n doctor visit him every day A friend cans~
to him morning.
We'll how are you to-day? ...p
81 don't know, the doctor hasn't been here yetr'
! -(Grillon.
Few officials probably have ever received mo'e
singular request than the one sent 10 may"
Schieren, OF Brooklyn, the other day. His c0r'e~
pondent stated that IT had been MS hao' W ~
gage summer quarters for his family durins
March, but his year he had been losing insteao VI
our usual haunts." Accordingly. he said ne WAS
"compeed' to ask for ''the loan OF neat COTTAGE
with not less than five six rooms with sou'h
front and good shade. for our use next summer =.
et Johnland" The correspondent enforced nS
claim by saying that he had always Voted '"s
straight Republican ticket and that he mao
brother who had invariably voted the "r"S
Democratic ticket until last November, when ~
voted for Mr. Schieren.
Iandlady-This Is a very bright. pleasant r00'"
| and" ..v wife
Mr. Henpeck-wel. III have to see my hsws
! first for she may want room where sne a.. Csn