New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-22
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

peciel that the season vii. soon reach its height
Mother-johnny. Johnny. What are You hl,,,n,
tha, lite bog for? Johnny-'Cdusa the boy Ina,
friend Of mine I'm go.n' 70 ri; even with sS Su
body fur II. by cracky.-(Chicago Tribune.
A new porch and towers are to be added to Trim.
ny Church. Boston. an object for which the I,,.
Bishop Brooks LEFT 5000.
Old Gravcly-Tf you DO not care to be my wifi.
perhaps the prospects Of being rich young wldoss
MI Minnie teageTiy)-oh. Mr. Grayey! II WEN
only sure could trust you (spare Moments
A Cambridge. Mass. court has decided that Ia
delivery Of ice-cream Sunday IS work Of
necessity and charity.
Mrs. Mrdmay-Yes. NJ. Dlshi, appears Ike .
society. The fact is, there IS s;a.n on his e.
Mrs. preumoney-Dl Re ever try scourlne,
be, that VII! remove il. II anything would do &.
-(Bos,on Transcript.
Mrs Spencer Of Bourbon. Ind. now sixty ytar
OF age. has hal eleven husbands and seven sets Of
children.
The Gentleman you see pacing up and down
What is the matter with him."
plicatons OF MS WIS housekeeping book-CHand
elszeitung
TIE Eii.5r OF IRE Christian Register" aiiresss
5 correspond nis follows. DON'T send US any
manuscripts IN ro.-. II you want TO send Us 8
ri u baukb.ls, INA, Is dneren; matter. We
Will pocket the annoyance"
go ass s2as i9y Es Ken s The T Eass WI.
CHANGED 10 pass that way IN search OF adventure.
F9r momen, she dd not reply
same 'T thing am the the hired erl The Old WOMAN
Is trying to fire me- and eou.ant think Of leaving
The knigE, pu; spurs - his seed ana soOa
los: to sight in a cloud Of dus'.(De;ro, Tribune
The Rev John s Eber:e Bapts; minister o.
G,enlne, Penn. cats only one meal day For
| about thirty years he has eaten hearty meal al
noon. bu, fasts during re other hours
OF the DAY. In the morning. instead Of nutritious
breakfast on eggs. chops and hot cakes he goes 10
the WEI. draws a pitcher OF cold water AMI drinks
c5plously IN the evening 10 sa.ads luscious
fruits grace his table Instead, he again fares
sumptuousy upon cold water.
Ills Impresslon.-'What is it%' exclaimed one Of
hs as a1 9S man n s6e,
OF the theatre There's frightful noise in thers
IL think they are calling for the author Of the
play" hoarsely answered the long haired man, a.
appearing in the darkness-CChicago Tribune.
These anti-Tammany chumps want to put ID
OF untried into the city Offices" Indignantly
marked a Tammany statesman the other day a
ne toyed with glass of beer frappe. The trouble
is that there great many men now holding
Office who are untried. but who ought 10 be tried
and convicted
-, In , Washngton County town little while ago
justice for stealing hens |; was pretty PLAIN
case and by the ADVICE Of his lawyer the prisoner
pee Of string y lies the
JgstG G He ,, rubbed his head Il suess1e I'm
pause Il guess I'll have TO have evidence be-
fore sentence you."-(Green Bag.
Bssgs-I have just been reading remarkable
story OF OIL Amos Johnson was 100 years ed
last week and
Jaggs-Oh. yes. I know; he can walk five miles
before breakfast and read the finest print without
glasses
mot az all; he is feeble that he can't move
and Is blind and deaf. AS food has to be aimns
tered him hypodermicaliy. every wonders
that he has not died long ago"
our Observation-Disclosures Gne famous young ar.
crlticl-fuo, What's this pencil sketch I've just
our Artlst~oh. rs by Pumpkin the impressions.
fe.ioW az you y'ung chaps are, SO en'hu''dS"'
Fiipbutt-Clever! Why It's divine. Such fresh.
ness. such naive,Ai Such splendid scorn OF mere
our Arilst-Ullo, old man! a thousand paraon:!
Just Just s SER by this little scamp Of erardsca
Of mine HIS first attempt, N0t very promising.
fear; but he's only four-tPunch.
An Eimira lady recently agreed to shave her
husband ten times for dollar. the proceeds 10 b
given to her church. The husband thinks that
church ought to raise money by inhicting cruel
and unusual punishment.
II gives an impressive idea OF what subterranean
London Is fast becoming to learn that on emerging
WILL in its passage up Queen victoria-st.. run fora
part Of the way under the low level main sews.,
which In It's turn. runs along beneath the disusss
underground railway. So that at this point IN me
city shall have. first, busy main thorousniarf.
below that steam railway then a huge metrSpyv, ~,
itan sewer, then an electric railway reacnn h,ey
terminus at dePn Of aS9n' with an.
other line-the Central London-which Will lie al
depth OF eighty feet-(london News
An Arkansas man the other day raped on ms
coffin just the minister was about 10 begih INV
burial service over him. in the room, VINO
thought some one outside was knocking AZ inc
door yelled come in." hearing which the supposed
dead man In the coffin exclaimed: What's the ma'.
ter with you? l am in already. and want 70 80
out" He finally became so obstreperous tnat 'H'
funeral had TO be postponed.
one OF the most attractive features OF the DC
trv painted on the wall OF the general waiting
room where II was always viewed with mucn ~
the old auer;srs but will have a worthy snccesI
in a new map which the Pennsylvania ka" nsw
station This viii be a monster rs feet long and NH
feet wide, and VII; be the biggest TING OF s and
WIFI n SdorH the Fber.s side OF the great wainf
room Rot only will It show the entire Penns!r
vania system and rs connections. but all the re-.
of the country as well from me Auan' TS,n,SasI~
Pacific, and from the Gun oil Mexico ~ O'""
philadelphia Record
Without attempting to draw too fine point
NAV be said that the Prendergast AFFAIR was 'n'
only wholly successful ''tie-up" thus far acc0H'
plshed in Chicago
Origin OF "strlke"-An early use OF me Cor i7G
"strike' occurs In THE London Chronlce tsrsnces
In September OF that year numerous r. coal
10 a great suspension OF labor N the nor, Struck
fled and the Golfers are stated 20 nav ,,c thsr
out" for a higher bounty before entering NJ Lea
usual yearly bond" In confirmation % ference
ton Bienknsopps statement Al the lasl ca;ed
NAV be added that the strike Is W'yyo One Of
"stlck."-Iondon Chronicle oc0n Psfe was trat
entitled ''The Tendency of Strikes ana nnrhsn In
Produce Low Wages" published a, ~ proftless
isa The time -hOnored Illustration ur.,b,b,y re.
labor carrying Goals to Newcaste pr strike Of
ceived It's first slap In the face durlns sen,ember &
i7ss A paragraph dated Newcastle .Tls very re.
in THE London Chron,c.e" says .;sverai pokes Of