The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1894-11-25
COERISHIP IN 4 FIAT.
Il Is what the Late Bin Allen Would Have
Called n D-n barren IdeaIity.


It was at u meeting OF the Young woman's
Progressive Political Association. They greeted
each other With an explosive kiss.
said, the girl with the peoples in her hat, I'm
50 glad you came to-day this Is 70 be q perfectly
ideal meeting. Are you married yet T"
No: and I'm not likely TO he as long as I live
in a nat" responded the girl with the Ostrich
leave hope behind, carved over the entrance 10
IN you want a responsive shoulder 10 weep
Oh here is mine. |, too. live in a fiat. and when
our landlord wanted n new name for the build
tlg ! i ~ fiTGoSgb; I said 1h miSh1 r aGect ,h me noS as-
larity OF EN-. ! Just hate q NAT. Dyes, we have
steam heat. gas, range
Tilted hearlhs, electric bells, and all modern
conveniences." groaned the girl with the pop
pies. oh. don't: YOU make me i'll"
Our fiat has no doors AT all, only POrtieres,"
moaned the girl with the feather boa, and
is bold enough to make love Ia a girl when a
member OF her family may be in ambush behind
"Iknow. And the awful things that happen
10 one when one is temporarily isolated from
ones best clothes. ! was once caught In the bed
cent gowns in a wardrobe at the back ~ the fiat
and a swell New Yorker, Nho only had one day
in town, waiting in the paTlor "a sec me. Idon't
know what would have. happened II Minnie
hadn't gone up TO the NAT above and lowered my
tea gown out Of the window ia "A basket
That's nothing. had been washing my hair
In the bathroom one day, AMI had len part of IL
there todry. fed 10 my own room. which also
opens OF the pHrlOr, AT "A sound Of the door bell.
IL was Jim, aud mamma had to bring me my
hair in n hand satcbel before ! could 20 In
And ! once dropped "A hot curling iron down
my back while BUTt was waiting Tor me in the
next roam, and dared not SCREAM lest lac ind ont
what was doing
That. comes Of a man having no sister to
fAmiliariZe -
"Nuthing Of the sort. II is the fault OF a hat."
We'll, maybe 20. Alma has made her father
move 10 the suburbs and take a whole house.
YES; and | hear she j. going u Ice married"
quite likely. Did YOU hear how she lost Vic
tori
= lie was Ealing on her the very evening be-
fore she left on tLat trip t0 Kansas, and she
had strong hopes that he would commit hin
self. Just about as IL WAS time for him to 20, a
great hubbub OF voices arose In the next room.
and. under rover OF IL. he said All, Miss ALMA
could-Cnuld could Gu
Yes, yes; so ON.
Just Then her fathers voice rose loud aud
clear: | tell you now he was saying. this
thing has got 10 stop! Alma's eXtFAyagRnce Is
enough to ruin any man. No wonder she Is "a
and can't-' Her mother stopped him there,
but il was too late. ALMA asked Victor what he
MAS going 10 ray. aud lie hammered out:
'CouId-cOuld you tell me what time Il Is z"
Poor Alma! And | know that by the time
she got back from Kansas he was engaged 10
that little school teacher, who makes over her
dresses twice and puts her money in the bank
Yes. %. my goodness They are all going.
and We haven't heard a word they said. They
werr going 60 discuss the most vital question Of
the day, and ~
"FOr my part the question we have been dis
GUSHING Is vital enough for me" replied the girl
with pOppies in her hat. and there were tears IN
her eyes - she said L.