The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-15
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Drink buttermiIk and Keep cool.

Drink buttermilk and keep cool.
The meanest man will sometimes
give himself away.
a big waist of good material
the stout girls.
There will be few COOL crops in
this county.
Goods are cheaper in this town
now, than was ever known.
The Kanawha Gazette has s10,-
600 damage suit on hand.
Hot weather was bad on the In
stitute people.
1t is said that the potato crop
will be almost an entire failure.
Fishermen are delighted with
their success in catching fine bass.
The streams are dead low, with
scarcely enough water for stock.
Competition in clothing and shoe s
is getting hot in this place. and the
people are the gamers.
Jerusalem has 1876 places where
liquor is sold. The fees go to Con-
stantinople.
Business without advertising in
these days is like boat without
oars in the rapids above a fall.
Melons, fresh and luscious, are
brought here daily by river farmers
and command good prices.
The man who NEEDLES with his
neighbours business lowers himself
in the estimation of all good people
The Teays Valley Baptist Asso-
citation opened Tuesday, at VOLTS
Valley, back of Maupin's.
Send us in by mail anything you
want printed or advertised. 1t will
receive prompt attention.
Some one said that the reason a
woman can't fish, is because she
can't drop line without adding q
postscript.
Some one has at last dicovered
one point in-favor of the cigarette
While the dude is smoking it, he
isn't trying to talk.
Boys, it's not how much money
you make, but how mucR you save
that will do you good in years to
come. Save your dimes.
Time may be money, but man
with an hour on his hands can't
buy glass of beer unless he has q
nickle.
The congratulations of the REGIS
TER is extended to Mr.. and Mrs. N
Lowe, over the arrival of a son to
bless their home, on Thursday last
Children's Day at Beech Hill, or
Sunday next commencing at 10 a
m. Dinner will be served on the
ground. Preaching at p. m.
People who want to know when
the courts meet, should subscribe
for the REGISTER. 1t always gives
this information.
When you have interesting items
that you think would interest our
readers, communicate them to us al
once by letter, or in person.
A neat distinction is made in
Western politics between farmers
and agricultureists; the former work
the soil, while the latter "work" the
farmers.
This paper was printed Tuesday
evening in order to give our hands
an opportunity of attending the
Mason County Fair, which is now
on.
If you do not wish to feel the heat
oppressively have some sort of quiet
employment that will engage your
attention; idle people complain the
most.
This is the season when the girl
who can afford to do SO, gets out
her bathing suit, puts it in a pill
box and goes TO the sea shore, and
all the men see sure.
The bald headed man bent his
knee in prayer, scarced he had clos.
ed his eyes, when some one heard
him utter there, d. those pesky
flies.
A barn belonging to the Bailey
sisters, opposite this place, in Ohio,
was struck by lightning Saturday
night about 10 o'clock, and COM
pletely destroyed, together with Its
contents. Loss considerable.
The annual session of West Vir.
ginia Conference of the Methodist
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