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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
AMONG TRE WITS.

-Nell-''I know one thing that even
the most honest man would rather steal
than have given to him" Belle-"Whats
that?n Nell-''A kiss."-Philadelphia
Record.
Book Agent. (entering the sanctuml
81 have a little work here which"
Excuse me-" interrupted the victim,
'sbut I have a great deal."-Boston
Courier.
You don't seem to give Bykins
credit for any originality whatever. "
Il don't. His memory is so wretched
he can't quote correctly; that's ALL
Washington Star.
We'll, what sort of mood are you
in this evening"" She-"Weli, as
have squeezed vour hand and let you
kiss me. think am in my indicative
mood Harlem Life.
You seem to have great deal OF
| faith in doctors" said friend 10 the
/ sicl; man. Il have" was the reply; "a
! doctor would be a fool to let good
customer like me die. Boston Home
| Journal.
Little Charley-'Papa, will you
/ buv me a drum?" Fond Father-"Ah,
but. my boy. you viii disturb me very
! much If lido. Charlev-'Oh. no, papa
won't drum except when you're
asleep. "-Tit-Bits.
-Superfuous Strategy. Woman
u got a letter from You yesterday
i but do YOU know. it * dated next week
Wednesday" Second Woman Pshaw
John must have posted it the very daI
/ gave il TO lim."-Judge.
Never does a man portray his OWE
/ character more vividly than n his man
ner of portraving another" says
PHILOSOPHER. This i pretty rough OF
the men who draw the portraits printed
regularly in the daily Papers--Sener
Vile Journal.
Mr.. Brown-fvisiting his stables
sPstrick. you are becoming lazy. d
You ever clean up the stable2 Look a
all those cohyyebs-7 PatricS-"ell
sor. ! Fave thin cohwebs there fur :
ketch the flies. an pervint thin pa gllr
the horses --PhiladelPhIz Record
Paper should Ike two weeks
absence 70 attend tie wedding o.
very dear friend" MI Bingham
mus, be a very dear friend indeed :
, make YOU want that much time ?
! itq' Tsp~r-.'weli- sIr. after "a
ceremony sh.. viii D. nv wife
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

the nnes or the decorated ceiling. mo
body turning in unison until tho
strangers back was revealed. What
there was visible seemed 10 have been
used some.
Right peart, " was the slow and al
most strangled answer. "'cept Mandy
she's ailin' ag'in. Ike hain't had no fs
since corn cuttin'."
The ceiling having been duly digest
ed, the eyes slowly returned ~ the
horizon and then sunk 10 the oil-cloth
valise. That seemed % remind him.
"what'u do with my trunk7"
''You might set it down on the floor,
unless you would prefer holding II the
rest of the evening DO one and
some do the other, returned the clerk.
Thought this was a tavern" and
the figure started u retreat
1t Is"
..Hain't IL an opery house7'
"No. it's ho--I mean tavern.
Don't see no beds"
They're up there above the roof.
Do you want % register
"'Wcy up thar" and again the up
per part Of the face receded from tho
chin.
DO Won want 90 register?'
''Uhuh. where'l go2''
Guess you don't understand.
asked you If you wanted 20 register.
II told YOU. Want 20 stay AL night,
too Which way IS it?''
The clerk got him upstairs after =
| nd n
| breath Of relief. well, there Is ths
worst | ever see, was his mental CON-
ment.
/ Fifteen minutes later he heard =
/ shout from the upper regions Of tbs
/ house. and sent a bell-boy up on The
double quick 20 see what he trouble
/ was. The boy resppea-ed IN mo-
u1ent with tine stranger. IN hs hand
was his trunk.
Say, young Teller, kin you hang
T this up some place where The pesAY
rats cant &c. ~ it,
Certainly. what have you IN it,
"Shelled corn FOR seed.
The heAvv vslise wa slowed away,
/ and a bell-bov started with him IN TOYS.
At the bottom Of the stairway 10
I stopped
sposin there's FIRE in the tavern
then whsr % -
wen Jet you know II there -
4" Sposln' J git burned up Thea
I who'll do The chores to-snoTFerf
"You won = barn. assured Ne clerk.
He seemed relieved ~sus~
# .crogv IL ~ zaspsd INC clerk
The satizaad aim and be departed.
/ The bell-t.ov -,ai,e1 tsil Ss lad climbed
into b~d. turned TIE light oct. locke;
him IN and fe-T n4lnates later his
+ sIuzabers sysa1sd 3As = ss4tAsr 49,
. nxA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
zTIIxY on BOARD.

Froz p. Ssw YORK Journal
There j not jollier tar that saih
than q German skipper. Capt Stoer
mcr. Of the Kaiser Wilhelm II, tee
crack vessel % the Sorta-German Lloyt
line. has followed the sea since he WA
a mere bog. He's al old, bronzed skip
per now. but he's proud 20 ~ the cap
tain % the ship shat bears TIE Kaiser :
name. Emperor william sent Capt.
Stoermer his Photograph which occu-
pies the place of honor Il the captain q
cabin
-WeN-Ill spin vou q sea-varn 81 20. :
said Capt Stoermer. when n reni
ui@cent mood one Dr. Its tTue. TOO
every word q r. I wss common
sailor then. bit have never fuTgOt,en
that voyage We had been out soms
time hound Son China 20 Europe
With a cargo 81 rice n rounding TIE
Cap - clo-,d Hop sse experienced t~d
weather. ard werr putting into Po-I
EIizz besa for repair
Il. vas just after sunrise. and or
offer On Tic Lookout esp,el -
black huIk ahead We pat up 20 -;
ard found her % - he Brltixh - :;
sgincoz-t. IA, Esai;ing 3 slsgis
slaacs sgEce9 70 s.ow .szt zl..g-;
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
ARE raEY To BE BOUGHT.

From .ae Ne,x YeT< Evangelist
The cause Of woman suffrage never re-
ceived 50 severe blow as last week w5eu
two OF the most eminent OF Is lifelong ad-
yocetes made = deal With tue Popaiisi
r.rtv IL : uu1aestiOuAble that the
srraavest argument for TIE cause, IA the
minds Of pure miuded men. men eager 10
se. politIcs become a matter o. 1uty ard
ronvicriou, has ben that women would AZ
cast bring unsuijiei political Consclencs
20 the polls. and Il there va danger that
their - mpasaiss or th=lr SEeJGdicss mig I
d-c-,ve tarIn, they mical ~ least be
r,untef upon far lOaesty Il pr
noe Aud here are two women,
x-rersti- nos only By years. out
bv leng a q devoted service g what They
( have believed 10 be holy eHuse. dvliaer
! a.e.y barter.Gg thsir votes, and pledsiHs
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
A FALSE NOTION.

Wall street, its people and adherents,
are wont to charge that all the cry for
silver comes from silver mine owners
and from states in which such mines
are operated. The continued reltera-
ton of this biased assumption has pro-
duced a wide spread conviction among
eastern people that the entire move
ment is largely scheme In the interest
of silver owners and silver producers.
This is a mistake as has been of late evil
denced by Republican party enumera-
ton in Ohio and Kansas. But here
comes California not only demanding
free silver, unlimited as to where pro-
duced, but fixing the old ratio Of Is to 1.
There is no silver, or none to speak of,
mined in California, which being the case
it is evident that Republicans of Cali
fornia have exactly the same
convictions on that question as are held
by the West generally; that the hard
times are largely, or at least in an i'm
portant degree, due to the fight made by
the capitalists of the country against the
metal which represents so large pei
cent of the money of the world. Upon
the other hand, and at the other extreme
of the country, comes Tom Reed, OF
Maine, one of the greatest party leader;
of the nation, declaring that silver NJ
less than protection is a leading tene
among Republicans. This false Motor
touching a sectional interest in silver
will now be dispelIed and at an early
day. In the next national campaig,
the two leading tenetS of the Republi
can platform viii be protection ant
silver" if, indeed, silver is not pu
! first,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

rs q srnzrs,a5ls tAet r t-o-any iaas
no so~cses q ayws- sT.r embraces "A
ths col0rs q Sc Pessla. ;he ~hols raags
q ~ spectrum Haers t2s-v Ass gel
ioz-s znd rods tl4sz~ are 10 hlzg&- - - a
bloc ard re<s occz1r thsre sys - ysiioyrs.
snd when ~ haT~ hiaes zae ys3SoHs
there sre 20 rrds- Tuaps coz1r ss&zeE
covering TIE Whole mage r. ~ spsc-
tram .haa azv othsv spce-s. Ta~T an
l.. fssped rza~luz sh-ou~s Tfcls. f~t-
lo--s ssA parplss bss = b4ge o1s as
.~-er ices saand- -PoPaisr s@-zzas
M.,ffhfv
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
he aaita na1u EAGLE: aednesdau oruiuo guu ~ 1884

the large number of women 70 whom they
are the ideal of all that is MODEST in
woman hood to do the same. 1t is not witt
these women as with the doughty, If mis-
guided Kansas leader, Mrs. Lease. She
has always been Populist from what she
supposes TO be conviction, and those who
follow her share her views Assuredly, II
women are to bring 10 new element OF
honesty and conscience iuto politics, il
they are to be merely so many votes to bs
cognted-and bought-why should they
have the suffrage.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Harrison hates Estee, the man nomi-
mated by the California Republicans.
Estee was the one who apprised Harrison
of his nomination, the first time by say
ing: There were many distinguished
men before the convention, and yet you
were chosen"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

1t is strange that Paris should rule
France much as il did one hundred
years ago. The elective Congress which
selects Few president has to meet in
Versailles, as it fears the excitement OF
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
Ssw YoRK-s KISDliNG WOOD.

F.scn she Se~ Ycrs sEa-
Forty years ago when citizen 7Vaa'-
ed wood for household uses he po1gnf
Il bv the cord With The ezr;-.l@n
came a man with sawbGes and
huelsaw who sawed and sphi the
wood on the sidewalk and carried y
into The cellar Aboet the year 80
,here was invented . machine ;oI
splitting wood taiQ k.naiip2s "a.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
Would die for such as she.

According to Cleveland the Wall
street bankers have come to the rescue
of the government. At the same time
it is understood that the sugar trust viii
take care of the Democratic party at the
next election.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

The new sultan of Morocco had no
sooner got comfortably settled in his
throne than he began to increase his
harem. If woman suffrage comes in
Morocco the sultan intends to carry his
own ward
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
THE LORD KEEP SUCH = CITY,

Topeka is always blowing about the
strictness of the wav in which they en-
force the prohibition law. Where their
hvnocrisy has been shown up the inno-
cence of their assumed righteous indig-
nation almost made one feel sorry that
he had said anything. Last week the
Congregational preacher of that town,
Rev. c. NJ Sheldon, took a Iun around
among the joints so as TO be able TO ada
his testimony to that Of the faithful.
But at each place, for some reason his
cloth was unsupported and being taken
for a regular he was served with about
everything he called for, not only at the
FONTS and club rooms but at the drug
stores. So on Sunday morning he laid on
his pulpit beside his bible twelve bottles
of different brands of beer and four
quarts of whisky which he had bought,
and took for his text: Psalms l2I-l,
Except the Lord keep the city the
! Waterman waketh in vain" Well, we
should say so if Jerusalem was anything
like Topeka. These places were not
| bright, nice O. licensed joints with read
ing tables and mirror screens. but dark
and dreary illicit holes void of every at
| traction and comfort if we except theiI
dozen brands of beer, served ice cold, on
rough board tables. All, Topeka, Tope'
ka! How oft have We denied the liquid
impeachment, because We showed nc
revenue mete for the ofense.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Emperor William says Carnot died
.sas a soldier on the field of battle" He
did no such thing. 1t would be interest
ing TO have something transpire where
William couldn't run in something
about the soldier.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Our present Secretary of State Osborn
has advocated anarchy. Let it be said
to the credit of the Populists that they
turned him down.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

The official announcement has gone
out from Washington that the only
thing Populistic about David Hill is the
hang of his trousers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

O4er - 20 sasior fks-rs IA
~ szstasssr fhsss s~sslt4a- fsE yea
fltas j. ~ fu.'T arrsesf
ozes Eoy--So. hss 0@s-z<sea- ez'
tl-ses = ~ - -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

The country will hear with sorrow
that Edison is dangerously i'll. Many
Americans regard him as the greatest
genius of this age.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Of course Rev. Lolliflunk of Floot's
Crossing believes that Carnot was
murdered because ne was going to a
theater on Sunday.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

One Oklahoma metropolis is building
a three story school house. Oklahoma
Nill have higher education, if they have
10 make them five stories.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

solomon, by his many wives, had
something over 5000 children. And
still be was not in favor of 4 paternal-
isac form of government.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Breckenridge congratulates himself on
receiving flowers from the ladies. So
also does the murderer in the cell, SINH
larly honored.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Succinctly, Grover Cleveland can as
cribe our present bountiful prosperity to
nothing else but the repeal of the silver
bill.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Cleveland has nothing TO fear from
the American people in the way of as
sassination. But there Is danger from
foreign lunatics like Prendergast.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

If the Pullman boycott will divulge
The real reason why the company insists
on giving passengers those peculiar
coupons, let it come.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Colonel Conger. the Ohio Republican
who doesn't like Mckinley, must feel a
great deal as the one Democrat in the
Oregon legislature does.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

It has been noticed that Anarchy does
not thrive in those southern states which
have a habit of burning criminals alive.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Senator Call did not make himself
famous by hosting his blue socks on his
1esk. Kansas seems TO have exhausted
the resources of the sock.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Supposedly when the dog days arrive
Mrs. Gait will retire from the female
suffrage campaign.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Doctors say THAT asparagus is helpful
10 the liver. Bilious people should not
keep of the "Grass."
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

1t is understood that the Wichita dog
catcher has the consent of the ProhIbl.
tionists to rush the growler.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Anarchy is insanity, but 1T needs a
cure stronger than the insane asylum.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Notwithstanding the late rains the
streets are dry again. The sun ID evil
IDENTIFY out for the dust.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

Croker is coming back from Europe.
He found that all the soft places for
sbosses" over there were occupied.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

The rainmakers should take out me-
chanic's lien on every bit of moisture In
the Sedgwick county watermelons.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27

The knife will now be used on An
archist Santo, and 1t will be horizontally
applied.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
THEIR DIFFERENT WAYS

Mrs. Lease, the noted Populist leader
and Office holder under Lewelling, has
left the asylum at Olathe, where she re-
paired some weeks ago when taken SICK,
and gone to Topeka. On arriving at the
capital she did not 60 TO hotel, but
Immediately to ''her private apart
ments" at the State Insane asylum.
Home is evidently no place for sex
woman after it has been turned over to
the old man and the boys. 1t is serious
problem whether a home is possible
after the wife and mother has deserted
if. But there are two kinds of women,
as read:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
she sought her rights"

She sought her rights
Robbed by some cruel chance OF lifes Delights
With a dissatisfied and restless soul.
With a half logic which she counted wholei
Earnest. nc doubt aEd honest. not unsexed-
Eut hunserlrg and qUerulous and vexed-
WIKI a starving instinct in Il fruit!ess frame
And with an itrhing for the sort OF fame
Which comes from the mere printing Of name
she clalored tor her rights showed solemn cE'1i'
And men.
Irute men,
They only laughed.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-27
Brute men,
They only laughed.

She did not seek her rights"
She dreamed net OF some path TO mannish he4sh'7
But followed natures way and deemed 1t sooa'
And bloomed from flower 10 fruit OF womahhooo
She loved the ''Tyrant,'' bore her noble part
In life with him and tn ought with al her near5
She had her rights
She held that somethi g men and women meant
To be unlike. but each a supplement
Unto Tie other; twas her within
He was not more TO her than she 20 him,
And little children gathered az her knee.
And men.
Eruts men.
IL, -eI,a
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1894-09-14
THIRDEDITION
DO YOU WISH A GOOD HINT ?
1--WE must eat to live. "

The health Of the body and life itself
depend entirely on a suitable diet. When
people do not get enough food or live on
an improper diet, sickness is the inevita-
ble result Proper nourishment is the
secret Of health and strength. The great
question of health is, therefore, what is a
proper Diet
This question might be answered in
three different ways and yet each answer
would be correct In the tropics, it would
be right TO say that the proper diet for
mankind is almost entirely vegetarian
that is, fruits, vegetables and grains. But
in America, which lies I'm the great tenn.
perate zone, a mixed diet is found to be
the best. The healthiest people, in this
country, live on meat foods, vegetables
and grains in suitable proportions. Such
a diet is founded on reason and it ought
90 be healthy.
Theory and practice, however, do not
always agree There are thousands of
people who eat plenty of good food and
yet remain weak, unnaturally thin, pale
and puny They have no strength, and
are continually complaining Of tired
feelings. Their great trouble is that
while they eat suitable food they do not
get sufficient nourishment. They do not
digest their food properly. So they keep
thin and keep getting thinner. Lack of
nourishment soon wears them out.
1t was formerly the custom to advise
such people to take oils and fats, but per-
sons with weak stomachs can no more
digest cod-liver oil than they can digest
fat pork. The effect of either is to make
them dyspeptic and bilious. And that is
why advanced physicians now refuse to
prescribe cod-liver oil. Medicated wines
and so called stomach "bitters" are
equally useless. They only infame the
lining Of the stomach and give no nour-
ishment.
The recognition of these great princi.
Piles Of diet and nourishment has led to
one of the most brilliant discoveries of
the present age. 1t has completely revo.
lutionized the treatment of dyspepsia
and emaciation. Instead of trying to
cure indigestion with medicines and oily
mixtures, people are now finding out that
the only way to get relief is by obtaining
sufficient nourishment, and that this
nourishment is speedily gained by taking
Paskola, the artifcially digested food
This great discovery has caused a decided
sensation for some time past, and the fact
that Paskola is becoming so wonderfully
popular is the best proof that it hai
merit.
ANY up-to-date druggist will furnish
Paskola. If you want to know how #
works, send for free pamphlet to the Pre-
dgested Food Co.. 30 Reade ST., New
York.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1894-09-14
Terrible Crime of Negroes.

AKRON, o.. Sept. 14.-Three negroes, two
men and a woman, called at the house Of
Saloonist George Woehlhueter and de
manded breakfast Mrs Woehlhueter
was alone. Badly frightened, she pre-
pared the meal. Later the men returned
to the house, and, going to Mrs. Woehl-
hueter's room, beat her insensible and as
saulted her She was bound and gagged
and thrown into the cellar Carpets and
bed clothing were saturated with oil and
the house fired, But for timely discovery
of the flames all traces of the crime would
have been Qblterated, Mrs, Woehlhueter's
condition is critical.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1894-09-14

BEssEMER, Mich, Sept 14.--The Goge
bee Powder company mill is still in dan
ger. The fire department has been fight
ing fire steadily for the last twenty-foul
hours, and is almost exhausted The fir,
is fierce, and the wind strong Trout
Creek Mich, on the south shore, is in i'm
minent danger. Several of the small rail
road bridges are burned and the wires are
down. At Iron Belt, Wis, on the Wis
consin Central railroad, several buildings
are burned. At Wakefield miner, whose
name is unknown, was killed by the in
tense heat. Four hundred million feet OF
pine is burned in Gogebeo and Ontontagor
counties
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1894-09-14
THE AMERICAN PARTY.


ihAiNhh hhhlt'hs
CHICAGO, Sept l4-The Independent
American party held meeting aud nom
mated "a ticket aud adopted "a platform,
and formally entered the campaign. over
500 men aud women were present Pro
tessor Walter Simms, general organizer Of
the American Protective association, read
the declaration of principles.
The platform demands the extension Of
civil service reform to state, city and town
officers, and that Americans be made the
only tenure Of office. On the question of
immigration it asks for five year resi-
dence as n qualification for a voter, and
also that he must be ale TO read the con
stitution Of the United States. All trusts
are denounced. The money Of the govern
ment, it says, should be gold silver and
greenbacks, and all should be legal ten
der, and it asks the establishment of pos
tai savings banks A tariff for protection
is demanded, and that tariff and protec-
tion be taken ont Of politics.
The public schools should be held free
from sectarian influence, and United
States senators be elected by direct vote
of the people, One plank in the platform
says II the mayor aud county officials are
cognizant Of gambling and they do not
undertake TO suppress it that should be
cause for impeachment of either OF both.
Another series Of resolutions, by A. w.
Winters, followed declared for protec-
tion Of the American constitution, the
flag, the public schools, and the complete
separation Of church. These were also
adopted
Three tickets, state, legislative and
county, were nominated The state Of
ficers nominated are; State treasurer,
General o. B. Mann; superintendent of
public instruction, Samuel D. Snow; con-
Rressmen, First district, w. S. McCOmas;
Fifth, Joseph w. p. Pickles; Seventh,
James r. Struebel