The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-04-25
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owned by poor men.
- We learn something from every
thing, even from failure.
What is the best drawing lesson2
Drawing salary.
- There are>very few men who will
give you something for nothing.
One should play, read or labor
with earnestness, and then rest.
Persian ladies call a European
lady's dress trousers with one leg"
"A man never gets so poor that he
can't borrow trouble without security.
Few men get their life laborAc-
complished without some sore heart
aches.
The more promise there is in
you, the more you will disappoint your
friends.
= The only way to win victory is
to 90 to war, and run the risk of being
whipped.
= It sometimes happens that the
man who knows himself, does not know
much.
= The things that please most sue,
cessfully are those that deceive most
thoroughly.
- The general opinion seems to be
that economy should begin ct some-
body else's home.
- The marriage ceremony in Borneo
consists in knocking the leads of the
couple together.
= The empress of Austria smokes
from thirty to forty Turkish and Rus
sian cigarettes day.
- Sewing-circles are sometimes
gatherings where dresses are sewed
and characters ripped.
= There is one thing woman can
never do-she can't make man tell
her where he has been.
Two Of the worst things in the
world To see a young boy smoke,
and to hear an old man swear.
= More is accomplished by doing
each days work faithfully than by
crowding two days work into one.
Dean Swift said: It is useless to
attempt to argue man out OF thing
he was never reasoned into.
Why is it easier to be clergy
man than physician? =? Because it is
easier to preach than to practice.
= All the generous deeds men have
ever done without hope of reward could
be enumerated in one volume.
"A good man or woman will always
teach that labor is honorable, and that
it is the sure road to success.
Mr.. Stanley states that between
1777 and 1907, 3, ,000, 900 African slaves
were sold in the West Indies alone.
The first ingredient in converse
tion is truth, the next good sense, the
third good humor, and the forth wit.
"Overcome evil with good" as
the gentleman said when he knocked
down burglar with the family Bible.
- Photographers claim that they
can take picture of rife ball tray-
cling at a speed Of 5000 feet per
second.
Some men address people in the
way farmer calls his pigs to corn,
and then wonder that they are not
popular.
Ii is more natural for man to
lie in bed in the morning and wish he
was rich, than it is to get up and earn ],
a dollar.
1t takes lifetime Of experience
to teach us that we are our best friend;
that we are our own worst enemy we
never learn.
Dimes are little opportunities-
the man who rejects them waiting for
the big opportunity Of o dollar, never
becomes rich.
There is one thing about the
devil that ought to frighten you in
thinking of him-he never fails to col
lect what is due him.
The number of people who die
inside of the city limits Of London
every year would fill cemetery OF
twenty-three acres.
The difference between perse,
yerance and obstinacy is that one
often comes from strong will and the
other from strong won't.
1t very often happens that the
black sheep Of the family is the one
called upon to furnish wool to keep
the rest Of the family warm.
"A young stockbroker having mar
ried stout old widow, with 800, 600
pounds, said that it wasn't so much
her face that attracted him as the fig
ure. -
The Sierra Nevada Range of
California is nearly FIVE hundred miles
long, seventy miles wide, and from
seven thousand to nearly fifteen thous" j
and feet high. q
- Among the Kondeh people, who's
live on Lake Nyassa, in Africa, the
1aVOrlGe 10TH VI oulCiOe 10 W ouCoA enS
water and allow ones self to be de-
voured by a crocodile.
"What is the use of wooden
coffin p said an Irishman to his
friend. "Sure, it will decay very
soon. Bedad, I'll have an iron one, I,
and it will last me all ry life" ("
People who would blush to be
caught with their hands in their neigh
bors' pockets, think it nothing to
their discredit to be caught with their
noses in their neighbors's affairs.
The bravest are not always the
tenderest, as the poet sings. There
is the red game rooster, for instance;
he will fight bird double his size,
but he cuts up tough in pot pie.
Some people are like the child
that plants a bean and digs it up
every day to see if it has sprouted.
So few people can wait patiently for
results, although that is the best way.
Until men learn to use little Of
the wisdom in their own affairs that
they devote to the management of the
affairs of their neighbors, the world
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