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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

RoY wants work Of any kin L is fourteen
y wears old ana has guoa reference. Ad-
dress l55 Indiana aY
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
TYPEyyRITERs.

d r.MlSGT.5N rYPGVS ri Fans = Al
IL ways the standard of comparison, al
ways the best and always have the latest i'm
provements. Typewriter paper and supplies
of all kinds. Machines for rent. Xyekof
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

a RE YOU IN n. OUBLE - Consult
n Madame Ina Walker, life reader" for
faithful reading of your past present and
future; she will guide you i'll all affairs of
life by a power higher than human; CORE
spondence CONFIDENT al; ladies. So cents;
gentlemen, 81. Sis Wabasha st., opposite
CAPITOL
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

0FFscE WORRIES wants work of any
y kind in an Office or as errand boy; is
fourteen years old and has good reference
Address }55 Indiana ay i
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

CLERk-Young man wants place in
~ store of any kind; two years experience
III grocery willing to work for small wages.
ANTHONY TIP Cook ST. 9.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

RDOA MISUNDERSTANDING by compe;
- tent ana reliable bookkeeper, position
IN or out OF the city address Il 90 Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

NORA first class cook (ma!e) wants a
~ situation III summer rest TT or restaurant
o, hotel. Address c. c. H.. 10 East Indiana
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

OFFICE WOEK-Young man, nineteen
~ years of age, wants Office work, or any
kind of work; no objection to leaving city;
can give references. i. h, ego Randolph ST..
City
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

CoACHMAN-Youn man wants to work
~ In private family as coachman; speaks
English and German. Address E. az Va
cOuta ST.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

A PPEENTiCE- wanted by
"A boy who has had Two years experience
III the jewelry business. F. A. U 55i Blairst0
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

oACRMAN-Wanted. bya sober. steady
~ young man. position as coacnman. or
any other kind of position as teamster; nm
derstands care OF horses and driving. Ad-
dress n. w. 2. T3a East Minnehaha ST
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

EMPLOYAfEN IA young m an of ability
~ wants a l.lsee where he will not have
to work sundays; no fancy price expected.
Address D ~ Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

LNMPLOYMENT-Yo man twenty-five
~ wants work of any kind. day or night;
nine years experience III GROCERY line; Cath
Ole plasf preferred Address s. W Holiness
SAB Broadway =.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

EMPLOYMENT WANTED = Young
Il man wants employment; good educa-
ton: no canyassing. Address P. L., So East
Fifth ST..
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

EMPLGYMENr-w some Pyth1an
II Knight to relieve the distress of a
brother by employment of some kind. ADJ
dress 3d. Globe 3
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
LOST AND FOUND.

LOOND LOsT-Large German boar
IL hound. brown with black stripes; any
information leading to his recovery VIII be
rewarded l.. L. May i5i
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
PERSONALS.

A LWAYS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Tets
"A worth. clairFoyant; business test medi-
UNI: thirty years experience. At home 473
Within Sha .fszgsfs
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
INSTRUCTIONS.

/ ADY with French and German teachers
II diploma wants pupils; pest references
from aristocTa;ic French and German fami-
lies. Address K So. GloLe
TT STANDS AT TIRE HEAD-SpeciaI
L rates for summer term now beginning. In
session the year round. The j. D. Hess
Shorthand School, Pioneer Press Building.
CT. Ala E1A's AGA 3EiiH OF, Music
y and Art 26 East Exchange St.. st. Paul.
Piano, violin. guitar, banjo aud mandolin
taught Lessons given in drawing and paint
n.y. Call or send Tor prospectus.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

OFFICE WORA-Wanfed, any Kind of
" office work by an experienced book
keeper and good accountant. Address L Is,
Globe. =
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

r AIDES can make SD daily by folding
~ and addressing circulars for us at home.
No canyassing. Position permanent Reply
with stamped envelope. Miss Grace Paul.
South Bend Ind
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
CHfROPODY.

Coop THING for sore feet. Good Lnck
VI Salve; sure cure for bad-smelling feet.
scald feet and dry, hot feet. If Your druggist
does not keep it, send or call on W. H. Lock
wood, chiropodist 29S and a94 Endicott Build
ing; 2sc. zoe and 81 box.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

I Al ASSAGE AND vAPOR BATHS
1s1 Mrs. Alice BagneH. Room Z, a5y West
Seventh
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
one DOLLAR A YEAR.

The DAILY
GLOBE Is the
organ OF the
masses, but O1
no party, class
or clique. II
Is looked up
o n b y t h 9
masses as q
frien d a n d
counselor, be.
sides a steady
news-giver.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

KEYS LOST-Bunch of keys at the ar
IA Elory last evening. Return to WILL
Jams, at the armosy, ana receive liberal re-
ri
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
WANTED TO BUY

1OG-Wanted, to buy setter dog we'll
~ broken on prairie chickens; give de-
scriptien and price delivered on N P. R. r.
j. ]. Shallis. CRur d'Alene Idaho
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

A Coupon is published each Sunday at the
right-hand corner Of the frst-page heading
Cut out that Coupon and bring or send it
to the GLOBE office, with ten cents, and get
Part Two.
The Coupons are Published Only in the
Sunday Globe. Watch the Sunday Paper
for them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

DOCNEY KNiFis EOUND-left on the
i advertising counter in the Globe count
Ing room, n pocket knife.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

A GEN Ts-s50 to SIS weekly: chemical ink
n erasing pencil; great seller; profits inn
mense. Monroe Eraser Mfg. Co., x 4, La
Crosse Wis
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
TO EXCHANGES.

NEW goods for see d-hand Ryan Furniture
~ and Exchange Co.. 142 and 14fE 7th st
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

All ISIS LIE WEhN, experienced massagis..
IVA recently fren Chicago, has opened
pariofs at Is East Seventh ST. room IL; hours
10 A m to q q, m
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
FOR RENT.


RODERT T.. WINNIE,
Agent for Care Of Property.
ESTATES MANIAC ED.
MANHATTAN RUn4DING.
J. W. shepard, "a East 4th st.
y ENTs HOUSES. sTOR 5ss. aFFIC Es
IL acts as owners agent collects rents:
steam heated apartments for SO, So, S., and
BE; reduced rental.
HOuseA,
lOUSES-41a AZ. 4I8, $40 East Tenth,
II twelve rooms each: 6f4 John st.. six
sixth St: nine 627 Olive. single house. j.
4. Hoffman. So Gfifi Ian Block.
house of nine rooms all modern i'm
~ provemehtS. III elegant condition
throughout, shade trees south facing. man.
tells up ana down stairs, gas fixtures. BIS tbs.
stationary tubs; with fine stable. box stalls.
water and gas. Inquire of E. Lyle, Room
Z, First National bank.
TAYLOk's RENTING AGENCY =
HOUSES. STORES. OFFICES. TAKE
CHARGE OF RENTED PROPERTY AND
MAKE COLLECTIONS.
ELAT-second-n door fat on John St. near
S'SVOatd. Apply 1uf hiS uth d. i
49, Rooms.
a -ADTEi. BIZ U-sslr.Cn, for gentle.
IA. men only; Fifty mods.n steam-heated
rooms by day. week or month.
EkANKLIN, SIC NORTH Furnished
1 rooms for rent; modern conreniences;
with OF without board.
YHABASHA ST, 523ts-Furnished rooms
w for rent; place quiet; ice water on zap.
BOARD OFFERED.
RoARD-Newly married couple Tor
u others can find room and board in
private family, at 1864 Marshall av. (refer-
ence).
pOAKD-Room and board: all modern
- conveniences. 252 West Fifth st.
QOAkD-Board and nicely furnished
ID rooms; delightful location; within easy.
walking distance. Isl Snmi,,ita y.
DOAHD-Furnished room for rent down
~ stairs, with board: also table board.
5S5 North Washington st.
DOARD-Desirable furnished front rooms
- overlooking park. with or without board;
6o'clock dinner. 614 Central Park Place.
RoARD-Large front room with board;
II also table board; pleasant summer loca-
ton. 633 WHhasha.
pOAkD-A few respectable young women
- can be comfortably accommodated with
board and lodging at 81 ST. Peter ST.
THE OSBORFE-aSi Seiby Av-Visiters
L to the city are offered superior induce
ments at this elegant hotel: its location, on
the hill is unsurpassed; it is provided
with gas and baths without extra charge;
rooms are elegantly furnished. and the cool
estin the city: terms to suit the times.
t6f7NAE MINER" = Desirable rooms and
L board can be secured for The summer;
excellent location for business people, l6o
College av.
STRANGERS in the city will find first
~ class accommodations at 1.-THE Miner"
162 College. corner Sixth,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

CHoRE MAN-Wanted. a. man to dos
~ light chores about house for his board
and room. 4i6 East Seventh
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

DOR SALE AT "A BAHGAlN--Choice
residence site. 80xl10, east-facing. cor.
ner St. Adams and Goodrich. W. C. Riley,
Endicott Building. - srs
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

Wanted, by a young man,
1 nineteen. a, position in a printing office !;
three years experience: no objection to leav-
ing city. Address 4. c., 6s2 Armstrong av,
St Paul, Mimi y
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

" ANTED-To exchange an elegant new
w upright piano Zone Of the best makes)
for a first-class horse and carriage Address
j 81 Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
oYR wons1s

X 4l.sLa-Ei & MtNTs,s. : Mlnnesoft
IA Steam Dye Works. IA East Seventh.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
SITUATIONS WANTED.

"a &c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

M RS. DIR. +. kEAKDON, massage.
lxl Eaper baths, 391 North Exchange. cor
ner Sixth: massage a specially.
M RS. NJ A.-trUSSET3 AARKAlS1t,-
ls1 624 Wabasha St-Magnetic and massage
treatment for paralytic. rheHm atisn aud
nervous diseases: also bsIhs , al to ) p m
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

RELL BOY wanted at the Windsor.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
miscellaneous

EOk SALE-Double hou.e Riia lot in Du-
4 luth: rents for SD per month. Address
F. Fl. reethGm, Pine City. Minn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

TEAMsrBR-A sober and industrious
L young man desires situation as team
ster for wholesale house.. Address G, L.
Chester No. $50 Cook ST.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

RAEBER-Wanted, barber, first-class, for
- Saturday. Germania Bank Building.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22
SITUATIONS OFFERED.

A GENTS-A few industrial insurance for
n St Paul and Minneapolis; $l2 to $40
week guaranteed; no insurance: only good
men. with large acquaintance and good ret
erences. wanted. Address g, Daily Globe
Office. Minneapolis
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fesnateS.

A DINING ROOM GIRL and cham
n bermaid waiting for places, in city.
Chapman's Intelligence, 474 Wabasha.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

/ CLEBA-A young man. nineteen or TWEEN
| - ty years of age, as cigar cl TX at Wind
| al
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

" translatiagi or CORE
w spending work by young man nineteen
years; understands English, German and
dress"P Anderson. 5i3 Broadway ST. city =
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-06-22

COMPANION IA young widow with
~ culture. good appearance and refined
companion: is willing to make herself use
full for small salary Address A Cd. Globe
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

At the birth Of his son father placed
at interest at per cent the sum of 81 900,
and each year invested all the interest at
the same rate. When the boy was 81 years
old, he found himself the possessor OF So
800. SO. Being young man Of pluck and
energy and anxious To try his hand in I'M
aided competition, he told his father TO
keep the money and he would take his
chances with the poor boys of his ac-
ouaintance. When the son was 30 years
old the father notified him that his fortune
had grown to over SIS. APO, using round
numbers. At 20 the father called his
sons attention 20 his fortune OF over So9'-
600. and since the son had received the re
wards OF his industry he did not still take
possession Of the fortune. The father soon
after died. and in his will required his eN-
ecutors TO keep the principal and interest
loaned until the son should receive It or
be removed by death. The latter lived TO
a good old age and on his sons Tooth
birthday, besides the accumulations OF a
busy and prosperous life. was encountered
with a fortune ~ S33a. 800.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

A person should never be walked except
In cases of urgent necessity. When "A man
falls asleep. he is in a shape for repairs.
All the intricate machinery Of his body is
being overhauled and put in order for
next days work. Nature knows what the
tired body needs. She lays it on the bed,
surrounds il with the refreshing air of
night, covers it with darkness and lets the
man rest. "Tired natures sweet restorer,
balmy sleep visits him, and as the hours
pass by his energies are renewed, his
strength comes back, and when the day
light steals through the window, he opens
his eyes and feels like a new man.
II he is early to bed, he wakes CORE
spondingly early. Now, who will 20 TO
that mans side an hour before he opens
his eyes and say to nature: "Stand aside
and let him get up He has had enough
rest" Nature will say: "You can take
him il you will, but will charge him
with an hours loss of sleep, and I'll col
lect it out Of his bones and nerves and
hair and eyesight. You can't cheat me.
III find property 10 levy on" Nature Is
the best bookkeeper in the world. You
may overdraw, but you must pay back,
even to the "pound Of flesh. '-Jenness
Miller Monthly.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07
WINNING AN HeIRess.
How W. Mex. TwombIy Came to Mari,
Miss Vanderbilt.


How W. Mex. TwombIy Came to Marry
Miss Vanderbilt.
William Vanderbilt had six children
three boys and three girls. Elliott Shep-
ard married the eldest, w. Mex. Twom-
bly, the second and Dr. Seward Webb the
youngest. When Mr.. Twombly was court
ing his wife, the family was Mt Saratoga.
Iwombly was about 2S years old then.
He WAS clerk at the Western Union Office
in New York ON 81 500 per annum. A
friend said to him:
Mac. see you with Miss Vanderbilt
good deal. She seems to like you. Why
don't you marry herr"
Good l.ord"' he answered. "why,
would be crazy to think Of such n thing"
81 don't know about that the older
man replied. $50 in and win. Try it. -
Two nights after that the friend and ad-
wiser met Twombly by Jovei you re
just the man | want to see. You know
what You advised me to dor"
The other nodded
'Well, I've done II.
"All right, wasn't it?" the other asked.
Eyes, " said Twombly. "But what am
| to do with the old manf''
$50 straight TO Mr.. Vanderbilt as
though he hadn't a cent and ask him for
his girl. Always act like man" said
his friend
So the next afternoon, when he had had
talk with the young lady, he saw the
millionaire sitting on the piazza of the
great States hotel He happened to be
alone. Twombly approached him nerv-
ously.
"Alr. Vanderbilt" said he in rather a
tremulous voice, "can | say word 10
your"
"Why, of course, " the other replied. his
eyes twinkling "A little He had a pretty
good idea Of what was coming
'Well, sir, / want your permission to
marry your daughter Mary"
The father took Off his glasses and wiped
them carefully with his handkerchief. He
put them on and looked at Twombly.
"What is your income, Mr.. Twomblyi'
eighteen hundred dollars. sir. -
"And do you think you can maintain
my daughter as she is used to living on
81 ,s0O,r
81 don't know, sir, but can keep hel
as well as you kept her mother when you
married her, said Mr.. Twombly, with
spirit.
$50 and see what her mother says. Il
she doesn't object, won't"
She didn't object. They were quietly
married and went to live in a small hous'
away down town. They lived there q
year, and on the first Christmas gave Mr.
and Mrs. Vanderbilt the best dinner they
had had for many day. for the young
wife cooked it herself. A week thereaftei
Mr.. Twombly was elected vice president
of the Western Union at SIS, 900 year
Detroit Free Press.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07


The brown eyed blond young woman
from the west had charmed a swell young
man with her large and commodious for
tune. and he was doing all in his power to
win her.
She wasn't fool by great deal. and
that made it % per cent more difficult for
him aud forced him to develop all his re-
sources
At last he struck upon plan which he
thought had the prize package in it.
Il have never told you" he said to her
one evening. that long before / ever saw
YOU fate had directed me to you"
"Indeedf" she responded, so sincerely
that his heart beat faster, and her face
blushed at the compliment.
Eyes. and IL came about in a remarkable
way. Just for fun one day consulted an
astrologist, and she told me that | would
never care for any woman until / had met
one. who was then only schoolgirl, "A
beautiful golden haired creature, with won
derful brown eyes. whose home was toward
the setting sun. / laughed at the proph-
ecy. but found the words Of the seer were
true. for | never cared for any woman until
/ saw you"
Then he stopped, embarrassed and palpi-
tating, thinking she would fall into his
arms.
But she did not On the contrary, she
snickered.
"Are you sure your astrological friend
spoke Of a golden haired schoolgirl" she
asked
"How could ever forget" he responded
intensely.
"You couldn't. probably" she twittered
"Only when / was schoolgirl l wasn't
golden haired. I've only been using blon
dine for the last year, don't you know
and then a heavy weight seemed TO fall on
him. and he staggered away.-Detroit Free
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

Susie. years Of age, had noticed that the
girls Of foreign nationalities who served in
her mothers kitchen spoke English in a
way somewhat different from the English
she was accustomed to hear from her father
and mother.
One day her mother sent Susie down
stairs with an order TO the cook not to pre-
pare any soup for dinner. Presently the
little girl came back.
well" asked her mother, did you give
Mary the orderf"
YES, mamma, | told her in Swedi sh.'
Told her in swedish Why, child, what
did you says"
Il said TO her, You needn't make nc
soup, Mary ''-Youth's Companion.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

She blushed In sweet confusion.
And what. papa" she faltered shyly,
did you think Of Lord Eustacef"
The old man contemplated her bowed
head for a moment in silence.
my child" he answered slowly after a
time, ut seems TO me that his mind is de
cidedly foggy"
Papa
She was kneeling at his feet.
Forgive me, my pet
The father had risen TO his feet In alarm.
-"if have spoken hastily"
Papa. | am sure you are right had
the same impression, but / feared / might
be mistaken. And isn't it,
She raised her streaming eyes to his.
too lovely for anything. Fogs are so
awfully English. you know"
In her rapture she insisted that she did
not envy a soul ON earth.-Truth.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. DO not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CA.
LOUISVILLE. H. NEW Y0Rk N.Y.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

Lucas COUNTY. -.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner Of the firm of r. j. CHENEY 4
Co. doing business IN the city of Toledo conn
~ and state aforesaid and that said n IN wi nav
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
bv the use Of HALL CATARRH CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
sworn 10 before me and subscribed in nv
presence this Oh day Of December, A. d. 1855.
lsEAL A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on The blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. send for testimonials free
+. J. CHENEY K CO..
Toledo, o.
10 Sold by druggists: 70 cents
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

City Editor-Well, what did you learn
about that accident ON the p, ID. and c.
riilroadf
New Reporter-Oh, It was nothing.
City EditOr-Nothingl Why, the dis
patches say il was terrible.
New Reporter-Well, just came from
the president Of tine road, and he ought t.
know -Iife
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

l. more to be dreaded than an omen and visible
one That subtitle and lurking foe. which nndev
the generic name Of malaria manifests itself.
when Il clutches US IN Its tenacious grasp in the
tent dumb ague or ague cake, can only be effect
uaily guarded against b. terrifying the system
against its insidious attacks with Hostetteris
stomach Bitters, a thorough antidote to the
poison OF mi sma in the system and n safeguard
against 10 thoroughly TO be relied upon In the
event Of a malarious attack avoid poisoning
YOUR system with quinine, and use instead this
Wholesome remedy, unObjectOnable In TASTE
and far more efhcacious than any drug. Use
the Bitters for dyspepsia, biliousness, constipa-
ton, kidney complaints and rheumatism.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

"Are you thankful" inquired the travel
er. that you are not what you used to bef
What" demanded the erstwhile savage
cautiously, medicine do you represent. and
what do you pay for testimonialsF-De-
troit Tribune
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

Associate Editor-Had we better accept
this poem Of Radcliffe Sweetfern Glory
norm
Editor in hief-Well-er-see II his name
Is on our subscription list first.-Boston
Courier
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07
Meeting Him on His own Ground.

Student-I will tell you frankly that
shall not be able TO pay for the suit till mex
year. When will you have IL readys
Tailor-Next year.-Tt-Bits.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-04-07

"How did you learn that old Kicker would
make a good addition to our football teami'
Dodger-I asked him for his daughter
hand. Chicago Inter Ocean.