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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
Deafness cannot be Cured

by local applications, aS they chnnot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way To cure Deafness,
and that il by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an lnflamed con
dition 81 the mucous lining oil the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
innamed YOU have IA rambling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when il IL entirely
closed Deafness is the result, and unless
the Inflammation can he taken out anu
this tube restored 90 It's normal condl-
ton, hearing will he destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca.
tarrh, which Is nothing but AN inilaned
condition OF the mucous surinces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars Tor
any case OF Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot toe cured by Halls Catarrl'
Cure. Send for circulars, free r. D.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Sold by
druggists, Toe.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
THREE OF a KIND.
Some Pointed DISTANCES of the Irishman's
Aptitude In Making "BuiIs."


Aptitude In Making "BuiIs"
In the coffee-room at hotel In Dub
lin. an Irish gentleman said TO a friend
who was brcalSfasting with him: I'm
sure that's my old college friend,
West. at che, table over there" Then
why don't you go over and speak 20
him2' said his friend. I'm afraid TO"
replied the other, ''for he's so very shy
that he would feel quite awkward II It
wasn't he"
A barrister defending prisoner In
limerick said: Gentlemen OF the
jury, think of his poor mother-his
only mother"
About seventy years ago, the grand
Jury of the county of Tipperary passed
the following resolutions: First, that
a now courthouse should be laid; sec
ond, that tho materials of the old
courthouse be used in building the new
courthouse; third, that the old court
house shall not be taken down until
the new courthouse is finished"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13

4 he Jocko Tribe az Fond OF Booze rs T.
the Human Race.


"The ape family resembles man In
more than one respect" remarked a
citizen of Jackson, Miss, to a ST.
Louis Globe-Democrat man. They
love liquor, and this love. as is
the case with mankind. often causes
them 10 fall. The natives OF central
Africa make fermented beer Of which
the monkeys are very fond, and, by
using IL as bait, capture n great num-
Der of these animals. Inc natives go
10 the parts of the forest frequented
by the monkeys. and set on the ground
gourds full OF the enticing liquor. AS
soon as n monkey sees and tastes IL he
utters loud cries of Joy that soon ut
tract his comrades. Then an orgy be-
gins, and in a short time the beasts
show all degrees OF intoxication. Then
the negroes appear. The drinkers are
too far gone TO distrust them, but APP
parently take them for large species
of their own genus. When n negro
takes one by the hand TO lead IL of
the nearest monkey will cling to the
one who thus finds support and en-
deavor TO go off also. Another viii
grasp at him, and thus in turn till the
negro leads q staggering line Of ten or
fifteen tipsy monkeys. When finally
got 10 the village the monkeys are Sc
curely Gagged and gradually sober
down, but for two or three days linn
tied supply of liquor is given them so
as TO reconcile them by degrees 10
their state of captivity"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
nsifrinr q chIne.e woman.

! 1t Is possible for any Chinaman, or
even any Chinese woman, TO become a
deity by paying for the honor. A few
years ago rich and devout Chinese
lady died ia Soochoo. Her friends
Thought that an apotheosis was no
more than Der due, and communicated
with the priests, who interviewed the
gods on the subject, and discovered
that the god of the left little toenail
had no wife. The old lady was ac-
'cordingly married 10 his godship, and
"a now enrolled as the goddess of the
left little toenail." THE honor cost the
old iady's estate over five thousand
Aryynra
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13

The famous document entitled Amer
lean Thrills from Plymoth Rock TO
Mckinley" COG pngcsl, published by the
American Protective Tariff League. has
lust been revised and rc-issued. ltshould
I've i'm the hands Of every person who
wishescomplotc and relinblc Information
upon the Tariff. Sent Co nny address
for % cents. Address Wilbur y. Wake
man. General Secretary, No. l35 West
Odd street. New York
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
rhn chi of the Future.

Now, John, IL say Eyes" it's ON one
condition-will you PROMISE You had
better say ycs-wcll, it's that You VIII
Get me u bottle OF lIaller's Pam Inral-
yzer. Why2 Because it's the best thing
TOR headache and rheumatism | ever
heard OF and then it's so nice Tor babies
when they have the collie and dIarrhoea.
For sale by Wilkinson q Co, druggists.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
rhn whltn houae stnhlee.

The American people are always inter
ested in Dnything that pertains 10 the
White House. We nre reliably informed
that the stables contain full aesOrt-
ment ~ different drugs and medicines
and they also ESQ head pronm snysl keep
a bottle Of Ilalcr's Barb Wire Imminent
which n the most successful liniment
they have ever used. For sale by vii.
kinson & Co, druggists.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
law Rntea to Mllwaukoe.

On each Tuesday. Thursday and Sat
urtlay during the continuance oil the Mil
wnukee Industrial Exposition the North
Western Line will sell excursion tickets
TO Milwaukee and return at greatly nc.
duced rates. For full information apply
to agents Chicago & Northwestern Ry.
Hg.I
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
auokier,s AynIoa SaIvo.

The best salvc IN tho world foe cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhoun lever
sorcr, letter. chappcd hands. chilblains,
corns and all skin cruptiOns, and post
lively cures piles, cor no pay required. IL
IA guaranteed Co give perfect satisfaction
cor money refunded. Price zoe. per box.
For sale 10y Hooking Bros.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
A auporstitious NIonarch.

The shah of Persia is exceedingly
superstitious. He always carries with
him when he travels circle Of amber,
which Is said TO have fallen from
Heaven In Mohammed's time, and
which renders the wearer invulner-
able; n caslxet of gold which makes
him invisible ut will, and star, which
a potent TO make conspirators instant
LIZ confess their crimes
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13

Travel via the Chicago, Union Pncilic 4
Northwestern Line Chicago q North
Western and Union Pacific Railways)
No change OF cars between Chicago and
Omaha, Denver, Ogden, Portland and
San Francisco. For tickets and full IN
formation apply TO Agents Chicago y
North-Westcrn Ry.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
The vaio OF Mlnnekah,a

Il the title oi u beautifully illustrated
hoaklet rcconily issued, descriptive 81 the
Hot Springs, South Dakota, and the ",
fcacy Of their waters Tor the cure 81 rheu-
matism. neuralgia and Kindred discusses.
Copy 81 this pamphlet win b. mailed fec
hv W. A. Thrall. General Passenger Agent
Chicago 4 North-Wcstern R'y, Chicago,
upon receipt Of request, enclosing two
cent stamp.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13
Notice ofsaIe OF Dellnauentstock.

First publication Oct. o, last Oct. ~.
Notice IL hereby given that by order OF the
Board OF Directors OF the Alpha Iron Con pany.
there Will be sold at public auction Co the highest
bidder at the Office OF the company over the
First National Bank In the City OF kscanaDa,
on the third day OF November next az ten
O'Clock IN the forenoon, the following described
shares OF the capital stock OF the said company
to satisfy the assessments delinquent thereon.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-10-13

Dated September 20, 1894. By order OF tn
Board OF Directors. y. II. NaNCLEyE.
Secretary.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort aud Improvement and
tends 10 personal enjoyment when
rightly used. Tho many, who live bet
ter than otlcrsnnd enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the puro liquid
laxative principles embraced in tho
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence Is due TO Us presenting
In tho form most acceptable and pleas.
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of Il perfect lax.
alive; c~leCtually cleansing the System,
dispClling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation,
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met With the approval Of the medical
profession, because it nets on the Kid
news, Liver ind Bowels without weak
ening them and II Is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup OF Figs is for sale by all drug.
gIsts In SOC and 81 bottles, but II i1 mGn-
QfacturGd by tho California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name Is printed on eyory
package, also the name, Syrup OF Fig,
and being well Informed, you will no.
accept any substitute if offered.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16
Norgantown, June II, 1894.
REPUBLICAN uNsEATEp.
An IntorcSting Contest In MnrtinsburG u,
cidcd by Judge Faulkner.

An Interesting Contest In Mnrtinsuurg Dc.
cldcd by Judge Faulkner.
Spte.7. DhGaieh 10 tis Intelligence.
MARrINsDURG, W. Va, Juno l5.-At
the adjourned term OF tho court court
held horo yesterday md to-day Judge
f. Boyd Faulkner presiding, tho mund-
anus case OF DR.. William T. IIonssaw
against tho mayor and council Of tho
town OF Martinsburg was heard and do
cidcd. A motion TO Quash tho writ was
overtulcd md dcuurred 10 ~dcfondant's
answcr Sustained and n pcrempory
writ issued. DR.. llenshaT was tho
Democratic candidate and Mr.. Charles
Cutler tho Republican candidate for
council in tho sano ward at tho recent
municipal election. Tho result was o
tic, aud tho old council acting % q can-
wasting board declared ionshaw elected
and gave him n Certiiication. but Crllor
served a notice OF contest and tho new
council refused to administer tho oath.
Tho council will be compelled to
admit Henshaw. but can uuseat him
aud scat Cutler Ii tho facts wGrrnut it.
The state board OF health OF West
Virginia will hold its regular annual
meeting at Berkeley Springs beginning
on July 0, 1894.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16

As an example OF the dcsirability OF
connection with the faculty Of tho uni
v~ersity, there were over u hundred
general applications 10. proicssorships
for neg. year, and between twenty-five
and thirty for the chair OF modern Ian
cuace., scattered among tho states OF
New York, Massachusetts. Nevada, Col
orndo, South Dakota and North Caro-
lima. Among tho numerous applicants
for tho presidency werc Rev. DR.. Henry
q Alexander, OF Oakland, Nd; Prof. o.
]. Creis, Perdue University. Indiana;
S. a. Jones, ex.president State Uni
yersi.y Of Nevadai Z. II. MurIec, OF tho
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16

Special Cort4p0nicHcs Of tic Intelligence.
NAuvoo. W.. Va, juno lo.-The Re
publicans Of this vicinity met and or.
ganlzed Il Protective Tariff Club OIL
Tuesday evening, the 18th inst, with
membership OF thirty.
Officers were elurted Us followG'
President, S, Howe Bonar; vice presi.
dent, Lloyd Criswell; secretary. .. s.
Chambers; treasurer, LIMA Criswcll
sergeant-at.arns, J. a. Chambers; u.s.
%sistant, John Chapman; reader, W. L
Chambcrs; executive committee, j. A
Chambers, James McCardel, Samuel
Chapman, Joe S,andiio,d and Z. Wise,
The following delegates we're appoint
cd to attend the convention q. Fair
mont, on the 10Th inst. S. Howe
Bonar. o. S. Chambers, Edgar Nell,
vain, Liuza Brisweli and IF. Alloy.
Tho club was addressed by tho prcsi'
don't, 6. i. Games, J. Z Sivcr!, Samuel
Wilson aud lloyd Criswell.
The regular meeting night is the tirui
Thursday night In each month. The
club invites tho Republicans, Demo.
Gratis and Prohibitionists OF Marshall, to
attend The meetings.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16

1t is not in tho province OF this ar
licle to criticize the policy pursued by
the board OF regents, vulnerable as some
OF their actions have been. They might
be worse. But 1t Is only too evident
that tho constant uncertainty OF tenure
OF Office does not tend, to put
it mildly, to increase the eti-
cheney Of the Instructors, while
tho periodical changes that have
occurred have marred the esprit de corps
OF tho faculty. The school will never
attain tho usefulness it is destined to
occupy until the board adopts some sot-
tied policy and eliminates from its de.
liberations the partisan splri, that un.
fortunately inspires aomo OF its actions.
No professor with any se!f.respece or
pride cares to BIO made the foot bali Of
their caprice, or to be joIsod from pillar
to post by petty jcalousics and tho
Vaccinations OF those who enjoy the
doubtful honor OF having q political
pull. With the stability OF the corps OF
instructors assured there is no reason
whv j. should not pass older institutions
who no. nearly so vol equipped or ad-
vantagcously eituatcd.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16
SOME STRIKING FACTS
Revealed IN Connection With tho
West Virginia University.
The RAPID STRIDES II HAS MHDE

Perfection us an Institution
OF LoarninS-Tho Advantages 1t OF.
icrs 10 Young aIen Who Uesiro 20
Equip Themselves tor tho Mcchani.
cal Arts aud Tradcu-Thc Industrial
Features of inotruotion u, tho Uni.
vcrsity-rho Expcrlmont Station
aud It's Economic Value to tho
Farmers OF tho ~Sta,c-somo sontl.
montal Reflections on tho Past aud
Present Of tho ATHENS" OF West
Virginia, Al Of Which Is Respect.
fully Submitted.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16

THERE is moro ca,arrh in this section
OF tho country than all other disease.
put together. and until the last fcw
years was supposed to DO incurable.
For a great many years doctors pro.
nounced it D local disease, and pre-.
scribcd local remedies, md by con
stantly failing 10 cure with local treat
mcnt, pronounced 1t incurable. Science
has proven catarrh 10 be q constitu.
tional disease and therefore require,
constitutional treatment. Halls Ca,nrrh
Cure. manufactured by r. J. Cheney &
Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only cona.itu-
tional cure Oh tho market II is taken
internally In doses from 10 drops to q
t%easpooniul. 1t acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces Of the aystcm.
They offer 800 for any case it fails to
cure. Send for circulars and tcatimo.
mails. Address.
1. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
Eg-Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16

so!s and tho community In which no
livc9. In tho university proper tho
student Is instructed In tho theory OF
scientific agriculture, und In Tho ex.
pertinent station no enjoys the Rdynu.
'ases OF object lcssono. Az iuuCh moro
could DO said on this subject.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16

Arkansas Industrial Univ crafty; J. L.
Goodnight, Of Waynesbnrg. Pa. Many
oil those enclosed photographs, othurs
books OF whirh they woro tho authors.
magazines containing a"rticlOS written
by them, and tho wiiO OF one candidate
wrote q very touching lOttUr In hct huS.
buud's behalf. In spite OF all tho good
material to work on the regents con.
Clutol 10 lot the school 70 another year
without q president.
! cannot Clogc this rambling corrc.
spondonce without reteronco to my old
timo friends, tho editors OF the Poa and
Mu Dominion, Tho swiftly passing
years have dealt kindly with Mr.. Nor.
gun, tho editor Of tho Pos, no acOmIng
to be im~peryloua to tiinD and custom,
not oven being yisibly Affected by tho
lows Of tho sudden death Of MulOy
I%Iussau, tho latc sultan OF Morocco.
Julian Flaming Is st!ll engaged In tho
hopelesa task Of converting MononQalia
county to Democracy. Tho sun will DO
cold before that happeus, however.
Tho Wheeling friends OF Prof. A. 4.
Whitohill, who occupies tho chair Of
chemistry and physics, will DO inter-
cstcd to know that he Is pleasantly sit.
uatcd ut Morgan.own, Prof. White
hill was n mcmbor OF tho faculty Of the
Liusly institute while o resident Of
Wheeling.
J. l. y.
MnaQntQWn, JunE u, 1891.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16
Euchlcn's Arnica Snlve.

The best sa!vo in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers, salt rheum, lever
cores, letter, chapped handa. ~chilblains,
corns, md all ekin e.uptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
Il Is guaranteed to give perfec: satisiac-
ton or money refunded. Price %
cents per boz. For sale by Logan Drug
Company.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16
ART GALLERIES
or tIa.c vTorlGl,

Is that they not only please the eye
when you first receive them. but,that
they gain upon you and reveal new
beauties with every glance. Everyone
Of these great pictures has givensits au-
thoryears of thought andlabor. tits, in
mostcases thesupreme effort O hislife.
and is SO recognized by the great'pub-
lie. Its. in tself,agreatvolum showing
in it's details the artists Utmost and
best feelings. 1t should be worth ex-
amining a hundred and a thousand
times, and should please you each
time. : !:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-06-16

The croutnye comforts enjoyed by stu.
dent life in Morgantown Is IN clement
not to DO ~disregardOd in thla connection
together with tho advantages OF cultl-
waited and refined eocio,y. The yearly
expenses OF the student whose tastes
arc no. superla,ivoly luxurious arc as
tonishiugIy low, d fairly liberal esti-
mate ranging from $50 to 900. Ger
.ainly this Is as moderate rs uny rea-
sonable person could wish for when tho
privileges enjoyed are takou into con.
sideration.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-02
She Liked 1t.

"It was the queerest thing" said the
girl at the jewelry counter during the
lull. "When 1 was in the other store up
town, the fioOrwalker came around and
told us to look out for these people that
go around and steal because they can't
help it. was kind of green then, and l
almost put my eyes out looking for them.
One day woman came to the counter,
and didn't pay much attention to her.
After l was through with the party l
was waiting on 1 happened to look at
her and saw her take gold headed hair
pin from tray. l didn't say a word,
but l found out who she was. That
night I went right over to her house and
told her what had seen. She tried to
brazen it out, but was too much for
her, and finally she owned up that she
had taken the PIN"
"Did you have her arrested2" asked the
other girl.
mo-" said the first girl, "but made
her give me the pin" Then she turned
her queenly head, pointed to something
glittering in her hair and asked proudly,
"Ain't it bute?"-Buffalo Express.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-02
HE WAS SILENT.
m, he Couldn't stand 1t when Another
Man Was Played.

-. n. Couldn't Stand It when Another
Man Was Played.
A smooth looking young man ap-
rroached passenger on an outgoing
chicago and Erie train the other even
,ng and said in an offhand way:
% aHaye you $50 bill you can give me
IN exchange for smaller billsf Iwant to
'snd It away in a letter."
~ guess so," replied the passenger,
middle aged man, hauling out an old
fashioned wallet and proceeding to ex-
tract twenty from it.
The old game of fiimham, otherwise
the short change racket, had reached this
iuncture when an athletic youth, who
looked as if he might be prosperous
Young agriculturist, came hurrying from
tbe other end of the car and laid his hand
on the operators shoulder.
"None of this, my friendp he said in
a loud, menacing voice. II won't stand
BY and see you play that old swindle on
a man of his years! Don't you take
cent of his money, or I'll fire you out
through the window, you contemplate
scoundrelv
The passengers rose to their feet, the
conductor came along in hot haste, and
the confidence man, his face ashy pale,
was jammed into a corner and kept
there till the train stopped at a suburban
station, when he was unceremoniously
hustled out and given into the hands Of
policeman, the young agriculturist
keeping his eye on him to the last mo-
ment and berating him in emphatic Eng
lish, with suitable adjectives and exple-
tives.
AS the train moved away from the sta
ton an interested observer turned to the
young man and said:
THAT was good job. You deserve
credit"
Darn himp answered the other, a lit
tie shamefacedly. when he beat me out
Of S. on that same game in the other car,
didn't kick. 1 thought I'd Travelled
enough to take care of myself. But l
wasn't going to see him play it on an old
man. Got any plug tobacco!"-Chicago
Tribune.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-02
PERSONAL GOSSIP,

Chang, the Chinese giant, now con.
verses in several languages.
The only member of the British roy.
atty who does not pay postage is the Duke
Of Cambridge, exempted as commander
In chief
The Princess Of Wales is frequent
visitor to the studios of Sir Frederick
Leighton, and on such occasions gener.
ally takes tea with Lady Leighton.
Eddie johnson, Kentucky boy, who
Is 24 years old, weighs S5 pounds and is
regarded as the largest child of his age in
the state. He wears a mans hat and a
81 shoe.
The Duchess of Edinburgh can ex-
press her royal will and desire in five
languages. She speaks and writes Eng.
lish, Russian, German, French and Ital.
ian huently.
Mr.. Clifford, travelling passengeragent
of the Canadian Pacific road, says that
an expert of his company is mapping out
tour of the world for Mr.. Cleveland Ia
make when his term ends.
The first Mrs. Rider Haggard was a
Miss Carroll of Baltimore. She was d.
vorced from the English novelist and is
now living on the Pacific coast with q
third husband. She was the original OF
"She."
Kacrambini Ganguh is the name
which Hindoo woman doctor rejoices
in. She is B. A. and an M. A. of Cal
cutta university, but she wants to get a
medical degree from a European o-
American college.
Mr.. Selons, who gets medal from the
Royal Geographical society this year, is
believed to have killed more elephants
than any one else. He is popularity re-
garded as the original of Rider Haggard's
ALLAN Quatermain."
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-02
Good Plan.

Capitalist want this Office building
OF mine put up in such way that it
won't sink. '
Architect-It's to be 10 story build
ing, is it2
"Yes, SIR"
"Your mind is fully made up on that
point?"
at is"
"And you want it built so it will not
settler"
II do"
"Well, sir, my advice is that you make
a foundation of piles, topped by concrete,
with steel rails imbedded in it in the usu-
al way, and make your contractor give a
written guaranty that it will not settle
with the weight of IS story building on
top of it. Them
"Then what?"
"Then make your building just eight
stories high. h."-Chicago Tribune.