The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-11-05
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VS., 70


There is a popular superstition in Utah.
at least, to the effect that c. c. Goodwin.
of the Salt Lake Tribune, is simply wor-
shipped in Nevada; that he has but to
give the word and myriads of the sons
of the Sagebrush state would rush into
Utah and carry him bodily. to his old
Toost on the Virginia City Enterprise.
Here are few clippings from the Winnie
mucca Silver State, which will be inter
esting, to certain hero-worshippers:
Judge Goodwin may be able to con-
vert Mormons into Gentiles, but he can
never convert silver men into Republicans
ing"
Goodwin says fight within the two old
parties That is what we have been do
ing for nineteen years without any result
further than every election brings about
harder times and more confusion
While Judge Goodwin is a very forci-
BILE writer he is dead failure as an
orator. In his speech last night he men
toned that it was fourteen years since
he had addressed a Nevada audience, and
from the subject matter of his remarks
it was quite evident that he commenced
where he left off fourteen years ago, for
his speech was a regular old bloody shirt
Republican campaign Grafton. The only
thing that surprised US was that he did
not advise his audience to vote as they
shot
1t would certainly appear that a
prophet is without honor, save in his own
country.
1 do not know just how much truth may
be in the statement, but it is given out as
a fact that Frank Cannon and Ike Trum-
DO diligently practiced the following duet
for several weeks before the latter was
called to the coast to save California
from political ruin:
Of all who walk upon the earth,
Or sail upon the sea,
There's none 1 mark with such concern
AS me.
Because, though there are men
OF parts-in their degree
When closely scanned they are not quite
Like me.
The even's star, the dying day,
Winds wandering minstrelSy-
BY whom are these SO sadly marked
As me.
Most courteous wights there are, no
Of charming gallantry;
But, STILL to please the incest tastes,
Takes me.
To careless ears these words (perchance),
Will smack of vanity;
But bear in mind I'm speaking now
OF me.
Some men have reason, huge and strong;
They frame philosophy;
But, still, to settle things just right,
Takes me.
And, hence of all who walk the earth,
or sail upon the sea,
There's none / mark with such concern
AS me.
The day has gone forever when men
NAV ascend a holy height and, drawing
the mantle of sanctity about them,
Islander and misrepresent their fellows
without fear of refutatiOn.-LOgan
Journal.
A new remedy for dyspepsia and
stomach trouble has made its appearance
in southern oregon: 1t is nothing less
than a spoonful of common, everyday,
citizen. and proprietor of the Bybee's
springs, is supposed to be the originator
Of this queer remedy, but quite num-
Der of veracious gentlemen testify to its
curative properties. which are SUPPOSED
to take the form of mechanical action by
carrying off impurities from the mucous
lining of the walls of the stomach.
1t is a notorious fact, also, that the
man who has dyspepsia has mighty little
sand"
1.-The Hatchet is Mightier than the Hat
PIN"
TIE Republican committee appears to
be suffering severely from Democratic
hard times A little less than two years
ago, it contracted q book bill for SD,
which has rot yet been ,,+ PAID , couple foT
the amount and obtained judgment by
default The attorney for the flrm is now
laying low in hopes of discovering the
name of the bank in which the sugar
trust funds are deposited.