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The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1894-05-23

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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
Hairy People of YcZO.

A. Fl. Savage Landor, grandson of the
poet of that name, has quite recently
returned from long sojourn among
those remarkable people, the hairy
Anus of Yezo. There are, he esti-
mates, about 5000 pure-bred Ainu in
4ezo at the present time, while the
Japanese estimate the whole Ainu pop
ulation, including half breeds, at from
1900 to 1900. The average measure
meut Of the nure Ainu-fVe men and
five women-gi.e the following mean:
Height, 622 inches for men, 5of Inches
TOR women; length from tip 70 tip Of
fingers, With arms outstretched. 65a
inches for men, Gil inches for women !;
chest measurement, 81 1-16 for men, "a ]
for womf2: TIE Rprea Ai4p nv hysiog.
full face the forehead is narrow and
sharply sloped backward; the cheek
bones are prominent and the nose is
hooked, slightly flattened and broad,
with strong nostrils. The mouth is
generally large, with thick firm lips,
ard the nostrils we'll developed. The
space from the nose to the mouth is ex-
tremely long, while the chin, which is
rather round, is comparatively short
and not very prominent. Thus the
face has the shape of a short oval.
The profile is concaye and the mouth
and eyebrows are prominent"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
Gain Through Loss.

Lord Thurlow, one of the ablest of
English Lord chancellors, was the most
uncomfortable man to he associated
with. He never learned self-control,
and his explosions of temper, on the
slightest progocabon, were appalling.
No tish-woman IN Billingsgate INDUCED
in grosser epithets than this leader OF
the bar and bench. Scenes took place
i'll his Own dining room which made
noblesnen hesitate before accepting his
hospitality. The greatest men IN the
realal shrank frotG an encounter where
they were certain to be overwhelmed
with tout words.
But King George III. was q priv
LEGGED person, from whom even the
great Lord Chancellor must accept a
Teb,plze without reply. And Ehe mon
;as,ch managed to intiict it without violat-
ing courtesy, with q sharp WI worthy OF
Talleyrand. Lord ThurloW came late to
an important Cabinet meeting, and
apelogized for mis- hardness by saying
shat he had fracas with a cabman,
and lost his temper.
The King answered quietly:
Lost your temper, my lord? cen
graduate your heartily | hope you
may never find it, for it was the most
villainous temper that Lever knew.
The next day the boz mot was tohl III
every drawing room III London.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
Purify the Pic.

Mrs. Sarah Tyson Rorer is "a New
York lecturer on cookery. She de-
livered a discourse on pie one day this
week, and here is the apologize strain
in which she introduced her subject:
I always feel sorry when | haye to give q
lesson in cooking pastry. L feel as if were
committing a sim There is nothing IN
Goastry to keep either man or Hyoman men
tally, morally or physically straight. 1t is
palatable, no doubt, but there are any
amount of good things in cooking that are
really:not fit to be. eaten.
Nothing in pastry to keep either
man or woman mentally, morally OF
physically straight !" Vet Emerson ate
pie, and Emerson, SO far as mental and
moral planes are concerned, was
dweler on the heights.
Perhaps tits not all pie, but merely
pie as generally concocted, that deserves
Mrs. Rorez's Indictment. Americans
are q e-c0nsuming people, and noth
ing that can be said against it cs1
suffice to keep them from eating at
The only direction fox reform to take
therefore, rs that of instruction.
Let there be campaign of educa ten
How did Mrs. Emerson make the pees
with which she fed the Sage OF Cen
cord? Let every American housewife
learn to make pies ,ss they should be
made, that indigestion may be thtne
unhnoWn and everyone be happy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
Bitten by a Snake.

Mrs. S. f. Worden, who lives near
Sherwood in Leonidas Township, Alch;,
was looking for eggs in straws5tack
and reached her hand in a nest. On
going to the housessase said there was
Silver in her thunlb, 'and had hes' hus-
band try to find it. No~sliver could De
tound. but the hand kept painlng her,
anda physician was called; He Gad t,. al !
he could to relieve her. but she dlen
Thursday evening in terrible agony. Ii
is supposed that Il snake or SOME othel
nn;sonous reptile was in the nest and
P;t bar The reason of this supposition
is that the weather has been warm
enourh SO that snakes have slready
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
The Diet of the Future.

| Inc writer of an illustrated descrip-
tlon OF the New. York fish market dur
14S Lent, IN the current number of
4!afpers Weekly, says fish commits
sioner OF the United States once told
! HIM that:
In hundred years from now, when the
country becomes densely populated, and i'll
-VO years from now when it becomes over
populated, the chief reliance of the people
Wlthln 500 miles from the coast for food
! Will be upon the sea. Meat, and even
10 produce them, but there will always be
room III the sea tor the culture Of fish, and
plentv OF marshes to produce rice.
!, This Malthusian view is accepted by
US writer mentioned, who makes the
illogical remark that "perhaps this is
one reason why there is an increased
demand already from year to year for
sea TODD" A comparison of the prices
OF sea foods and the prices of meats and
farm products will show that the pres
ent demand for sea food is not because
OF any scarcity of meat or grain. Fish
Of all kinds generally rule higher in
price than meats, and the demand for
them is simply the result of desire
Tor change in the daily menu. AS a
rule the economical housewife regards
fish and sea food Of all kinds as lux
uries
Nor is there any likelihood that the
people of the United States will be
forced to a fish and rice diet by the
natural increase in population during
two centuries. There are vast areas Of
land still lying fallow for the agriculture
list, and irrigation is reclaiming thou
SANDS upon thousands of acres of
lands that have heretofore been re-
garded as barren and utterly worthless.
Even in the compare lively thickly-set
tied sections of the country there are
large areas of uncultivated soil. This is
a country Of magni icent distances, and
as yet we have not begun to utilize our
tillable land with any sort Of economy.
In the inter state irrica alton convention
at Omaha the chairman of the local
pesafd asserted that the least cultivated
h9.l1 of Nebraska is capable of main
tanning a population of 100000 souls
if properly irrigated.
There is another side Of this matter
that is generally ignored, and that is the
constant increase in the number of food
products. Banana -four is destined to
compete with flour from the grains, and
it has Just been discovered that the
peanut has more nutrimental value than
milk, bacon, butter. veal, the best beef,
peas, potatoes, rye flour or rice. In the
way of fruits, including the nutritious
olive, California and Florida promise to
raise enough to supply far more
crowded world than that Of the pres
ent We are still more than two cen
| turtles from the Chinese diet of fish and
| rice
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
THE Swallow as a Messenger.

.It seems quite possible that she
swallow will prove a;'success1u1i r1 ~! to to
the carrier pigeon iz it's peculiar line OF
service said Harold w. SWAIN of
WASHINGTON, D. c.. II know man
who has been experimenting with these
birds ter years and VINO managed to
tame them and make them love their
cage SO that they wisl invariably return q,
to it after a few hours liberty. The
speed of these messengers can be
Judged from a single experiment ahe
man otvyhom I speak once caught !t an
on his farm. He put the bird liz
basket and gave it to friend who gas
going city S le eo distant, a is'eng
iva; . there and telegraph him as seon
as the bird was set free. This was done,
and the bird reached home in one mel he !;
and half. Their great speed and el-
,ninutius forms would especially recon
mend swallows for use in war as 1T
would not be an easy matte, % g s 1e'>,s
CJohp- }}r3elOcrUt.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
TEA-TABLE SALAD

80: 'S9o!STENTMENT ter be r'alv i,;,-,,, :.
sald Uncle Eben, heb tar nv y Die, =
ny ma hd wo'hk. Elsen ;+o pe earned
cut o Jes' plain laziness. "a 'I Nm nuffn'
wv 1 is it the English stand f.. oa
instead OF running for il -, ts III once
- very small country. s,la
i P is standing-room only. fHI dp,r,os,
Mr. W Hat "a. dis country wants . said r-no,o
t tio9e, - some sort of patent contra, r ~
! ioil "nar man can drap nick 81 Gu -, :" F.
slot an git religion. -IndionnnaT., ~ 5a, ue
"a eAFE DELA1.---Jess-''Y GU said vo,,
mete gong TO spea to father when you
hi nm at the club" JackN.sT ss wv
behind the once DC e,o ana !, then he was 500
c,d ndEEsB1ANDI-,"Well, you NAV b,,v tba4
l ao"a then you must promise TO to
.sa'T me IN peace" Wife-"Oh' cor.
o sain1{{; II l have that cloak I can oct
hhegende Blatter. ''0 cult
IN TINS ..aamb-like weather even the
clouds are f1eecy.-LoueU Courier.
Ire weigh of the world is about four
teen ounces to the pound --I5ud Go.dn
It's very natural for men to f1v in q
passion when anything makes them
sore.-SJtings. ~ 'l'0hi
,!HE Telescopes Mystery" was the
SUBJECT OF lecture delivered the other
night IN Chicago. Anybody could see
through it.-PMladelphia Ledqer. Nv
NO man should ever steal kiss with
out making sure beforehand that the
girl knows what he is going to do sniff
Gently SO that she may be all ready to
90 her share.-SomerriU Journal.
SIZE pushed back the heavy bang from
his forehead and said: ooh, Tommy,
Will 1t tell on your diploma that YOU
won the place of valedictorian bv your
rushes and tackles ''- Washington Star.
THE man who would plume himself
Tor flight begins by feathering his own
nest.-Dallas Ners.
HE-"They are not on speaking termg
you Know" She-"Why, they are dead
IN love with each other" He-''For
that reason they don't speak; they lust
st and eaze at one another. "-Boston
transcript.
"yicK lbs finished my portrait"
Eat. last! I didn't think be ever
would" ooh, yes! He's been at work
on it only year" "Dear me Isn't
that long time 20 eve didn't think
SO. We're engaged now -Harper's
DraWcr.
"W4EN | look intoyo GyesA tehnie,
dear" be said, "it surprises lie to re-
primary class" "Wly, George?' She
asked. because, dear, your pupils are
so large. '-Hdrper's Bd1dr.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05

namo driven by belt from the main
year charges a set of storage batteries
II IS SO designed that throughout the
VICE vac, variations of speed of the wind
1 NH 1t maintains the potential constant.
Inc plant, though merely an expert
mental one, has operated without a sin
sle mlsnap from the start, and the stor-
aase cells furnish current for twenty
t1ur lncandescent lamps distributed
through the workshops.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
RaE,bers' Cave in Kansas.

Alfred Stratton and Charley Summer
field farmers sons, wkile hunting meas s
me t cherokee Strip few days ago, DIS
coyered a robbers cave, when ma.
1phiares Who terrorizeG the people9, OF
me tl southern border Of Kansas, Inc
lne which was well hidden, was
o opiH large enough to sdmit one man n
o crawli me on his hands and knees and nd
e lad TO a large chamber fitted up with
hunks and camp stove. ou hv a
The boys we're frightened away away o synd
man rising from one Of Sse buns ss ana
rna aan subsequently the 81 sneiin
listed the place, and found that the IN, m
n u,s had flown. He was arack ea,t w.
west ives the trail showing that ne hao oeen
;oined by.two other men.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
An 11-lnch Strawberry.

Who would believe it? Strawberries
as large as apples-yet it is so. Salzer's
catalogue is brimful of the rarest kinds
of hardy, ironclad fruits, such as straw
berries, currants. black berries, rasp-
berries, apples, peaches, pears, nuts,
etc. Grapes We should say so-as
large and luscious as the celebrated
grapes on the Rhine in Germany.
Il you WIN Gu. This Out and Send It
With 55s to the John A. salzer Seed Co.,
La Crosse, Wis, YOU will receive. their
snail fruit giants-Eleagnus Longipes, a
Giant Strawberry, a Giant Gooseberry
and Colossal Mulberry, in all four
plants-all beautifully illustrated IN
their mammoth catalogue, which Is sent
along for the SOC, or catalogue alone, &c
postage.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
One Advantage.

People who have found -sleeep.ng-tcfar
borths "stufv" will appreciate the
following, borrowed from the New orA
Two" Two framps were preparing to spend pend
the night in two pieces of dram pipe he,
which had been lett for some reason ny
the roadside. ec+ ono as
Il say, Mike" said the iirst se ONE rar no
he crawled in, this amt quite 80 wal ~
as a palace car; ,a ..h,,+ +beress more
NO." said Nike ou' 'Ne'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05

In the stiffness of the night is sufficiently start
ling. What if no aid be at hand or we know
not whence the Cry comes? This is not the case
with thaG appeal made to the resources of
medical science, ever ready, ever available by
diseaseen every hand. prompt means of self
help Cor the malarious the rheumatic the dys-
peptjc, the bilious, and persons troubled with
impending kidney complaints, is to be found in
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, an ever present
help in time of trouble for oil such hapess
individuals. They should not delay moment
in seeking its aid. Experience has shown its
wide utility, the Recommendation Of eminent
physicians everywhere sanction its use. Merry
Gus, thin, debilitated TGlvalids gain bodily sub
stance and vigor by O. course Of this fine invig-
GRANT, which is eminentlv serviceable, also, to
the aged and convalescent.
BUFFALO is called Queen of the Lakes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
x,.s, Of an Ancient Plie.

ba ahs ~9rt Church S' + Messs People
a RsndiRg, da an act Of aandalsn began
to-day. octed in 1861. anas
Nth The the eo INCEPTION Of church 9 Mo ahs
g ebnreh building in America ca to an make
ed;f;ae is being torn down - n'''
roon, for a new building.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
Co,+ Rail for the Parlor.

ns sGee isd has ba new It wss played On
p arlor o No. the foot ball being sn egg
shell , from MAt through small hole in
o oeen en ne SAYS the Cincinnati Ensu1iIe Of
The The goals are at the opposite esS b o1
the tnDe instead nna do Of b Esbng :n II has
gp aeni % tlie eaten an onion invana0's
Wins
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
800 Mins and Electricity.

The application Of M vim Z malppprpo roach
ito os fh the e6snesh an IS
l plant has been set up ben 81 4. j. Cor
e 'sss jersey q 6as. is n enspass q de-
MEM I;re,.;nq s Ihree~horse power 'AS -
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
KNOWLEDGE

(a,s comfort and Improvement and
to PERSONAL enjoyment when
! ' psed The many, who live bet
ls1others and enjoy life more with
keuentture, by. more promptly
linz the worlds best products to
tc13 d Pdysical being, will attest
alue to Malth of the pure liquid
I've princi2les embraced in the
Hy, Syrup0f Figs.
excellence is due to its presenting
T form most acceptable and pleas
the TASTE, the refreshing and truly
fdal properties of a perfect lax
cfectuallr cleansing the system,
Ping colds, headaches and fevers
PERMANENTLY curing constipation:
EgTen satisfaction to millions and
Fib the approval of the medical
Fon, because it acts on the Kid
Liver and Bowels without weak
hem and it is perfectly free from
! yectionable substance.
3of Figs is for sale by all drug
j0c and 81 bottles, but it is man
ped by the California Fig Syrup
whose name is printed on every
also the name, Syrup of Figs.
sng well informed, you will not
.nY substitute if offered.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05

SHILor's CONSUMPTION CURE IS sold on a
guarantee. 1t cures ncipient Consumption.
1t is the best Cough Cure. % cents, 30 cents
and $500.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05

Tested by Time. For Bronchial affec-
tlons, Coughs, ETC., BRowN's BRONCHIAL
TRocI1Es have prored their efficacy by tes
of many years Price % cts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
A CRY for Help

On the 9TH of March, 1876, the first
patent on the telephone was granted.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05

TIE Great Eastern was launched Jan
uary 81, 1858.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
@-Sold by Druggists. 75c.

In Philadelphia four centenarlans
died this year.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, s.
JJr.S COUNTY

SWITZERLAND has So, 900, 900 invested
in Alpine hotels.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05

ST. LOUIS is the greatest mule market
in the world.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05

ONLY two English bicycle manufactur-
ng concerns declared dividends last
year, owing to poor trade.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-04-05
I1d?ss;ss:;;si1pCures

/ and two boxes Of Hoods Pills. took
.1icnps and am now strong. Do my
sa ,S have a good appetite and sleep
n comfort. recommend Hoods Sarsa-
Y oil Inv nv friends for it gave me health"
| BaRyARD, Rice Lake, Wisconsin.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1894-03-07
SONS OF THE REVOLUTION.
Annual Meeting in Trenton Yester-
day-Omcers Elected.
Special to the jersey CITY NeiDs.

0ay-OTUcefS ElecteOs
Special to the Jersey City Neics.
TRENTON, March Z, 1894-The New Jer-
sey Society of the Sons of the Revolution
held their annual meeting at the Trenton
House yesterday afternoon. The meeting
was a most interesting one, and the attend
ance larger than at any previous one. The
following officers were elected for 1S94-lo95:
President, Colonel S. Meredith Dickinson
of Trenton: Vice President, Clement n.
Sinnickson Of Salem; Secretary, John =.
Campbell of Trenton; Treasurer, Hugh II.
Hamill of Trenton; Registrar, Foster
C. Griffith of Trenton; Historian,
Morris N. Stratton of Salem: Chaplain,
Rev. Dean Charles Perkins, of Salem Board
of Managers, Garrett D. w. Vroom, George
NJ. Robson, General Samuel D. Oliphant, of
Trenton; Richard F. Stevens, of Orange;
Schuyler c. Woodruff, of Camden; Gilbert
Collins, of Jersey City; Malcomb Mcdonald,
of Princeton; William j. Potts, Camden; DIR.
William Elmer, of this city.
Ar excellent innovation was made through
the introduction by Mr.. Barker Gummere,
Jr., of a resolution that a committee be ap-
pointed to arrange for an annual dinner,
with appropriate historical addresses. This
is the plan adopted by the Society of the Gin
%cinnati. The following gentlemen compose
the COMMUNICATION e.. D. w. Vroom, Gil
bert Collins of Jersey City, Barker Gummere,
Jr., Judge A. s. Garretson of Jersey City,
Foster c.. Griffith, Registrar Of the State
Society; Thomas Jones Yorke of Salem,
Schuyler Woodruff Of Camden, and John A.
Campbell, Secretary of the State Society.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1894-03-07
THIS AT THE COUNTY JAIL

Watch Taken From an Alleged ln-
same Man-Found After Much Talk.
Michael Halisey was committed to the
County Jail a few weeks ago for ten days to
be examined by County Physician Converse
as to his sanity. When the doctor had ex-
amined him he ordered Halisey's discharge.
During the time that the prisoner was In
Jail a watch with filled gold cases and valued
at S14 was taken from him, and John Kelle-
her, q mailman, was suspected OF having
stolen it. A formal complaint was made by
Jailer Davis, and Kelleher was indicted. and
yesterday afternoon was tried IN the Court
OF Special Sessions. Halisey, when placed
on the witness stand, said he was a Slav, and
spoke English very imperfectly. DE re-
fused to give his testimony to Interpreter
Lublong because he said the latter was a
Polish Jew and did not believe In the same
religion Halisey did. In imperfect English
Halisey told the Court that while he was IN
his cell two men entered and took his watch
and gave it to a man in the office. He de-
clared Kelleher did not TAX the watch.
Then Halisey got off a long Slavonic SEN
tence, and Judge Hudspeth said
''Speak English"
"What do you want, Joen' sharply asked
Halisey, turning to the Court, and those
present were convulsed with laughter at the
method of addressing the Court. Nothing
further was learned from the witness.
Jailer Davis testified that he did not know
ANYTHING Of the theft except had been
told him.
EHarry Thorp, alias Coppise, who recently
figured in an escape from jail OF three pr1s-
oDers, testified that he was an assistant hall
man and a prisoner. He said prisoners had
told him of the loss of the watch, and he
asked Kelleher why he did not return ii, and
that Kelleher replied:-"I gave it to Wal
ton, the first Mailman" Walton said he had
put it in a closet for safe keeping. Walton
got the watch and turned it over to a keeper,
who gave it to the jailer.
Kelleher, a mailman, then called to testify,
admitted that he was a prisoner and was
charged with having stolen a scarf pin. He
said that Under Keeper Birmingham had
told him and Walton that he would hold
them responsible for any articles that we're
missing, and that when he and Walton
learned that Halisey, who acted like a crazy
man, had a watch they took 1t away for safe
keeping, and placed 1t a closet in the office.
He added this pertinent remark
"If l had lone as the mailman before me
did, and go AROUND to the cells between two
and three o'clock in the morning and search
the cells, using a pole with a hook on it to
draw the prisoners clothing from the cells
while they were sleeping, because he wanted
to rob them, it would have been all right"
He knew this, because when Coppise saw
this man doing this, he said to him.
'sWell, you dare not say anything about
it, for you are getting your bit OF it," was
the reply the mailman made.
Jailer Davis subsequently informed a re-
porter for THE NEWS that the Mailman re-
ferred to by Kelleher was Joseph Burns.
The Court acquitted Kelleher.