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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
For Female Typewritists.

Don't trot in the once at 1880. instead Of .
A. NJ
Don't take two hours for lunch. It makes the
boss mutter words that endanger his salvation.
Don't imagine that every man who speaks to you
corteously is in love with you. He Is not
Don't firt with the bookkeeper
Don't ''snap-up' the once boy.
Don't chew gum during business hours Your
facial contortions make you ludicrous-
Don't giggls enusively at every commonplace
remark.
Don't snub . stranger entering your once for
the nrst time. He may be your employers big
gest creditor.
Don't use curling irons over tho once gas Jet.
Make your toilet at home.
Don't dress as II you were going to ball for
business 1t gives the boss that tired feel
Ing" B. W.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
wORLDLINGS.

Aluminium is worth about 50 cents a pound.
As recently as eight years ago It was IS a pound,
and quarter OF a century ago 1t was 'n.
There was but hat factory In the United
States a hundred years ago. and that produced
only cooked hats
The business transacted by all the post-ofncss
in the United States in 1894 did not equal that
done in a single Sscond-rGte once to-day.
The King Of Siam has two otncisi wives eighty.
eight morgGnatc wives and seVsnty-two children
Every year the nations OF Europe raise thr0
billions and one-hAlt OF dollars from taxation.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
brace Up and Speak to Her"
To the Editor:

To the Editor:
II Hugh" were really as anxious to become
acquainted with the lovely young girl As hs
processes, he would not have waited any great
length OF time vainiy endesvor.ng to md some
oolising mutual acquaintance. II. In spite Of her
evident refinement and prupriety. she seems 10
wish for an Introduction or indicates that II
would be agreeable to her. why doesn't Hugh"
brace up and speak to herr Many opportunities
might bs honorably found or employed. without
either losing his self-respeet as q gentleman or
offending the girl. under the circumstances which
he mentions and which In many other simiiA,
cases might have resulted In Acquaintance cd
now. Faint heart meier won fair lady"
eTANIsLAUS.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Fuiiers earth. moistsned with alcohol. and 10 u
bed. In the morning. II you take your plunge o.
sponge and use more CASTLE SOAP always rinsins
In clear water. am sure you will IND a marked
improvement In month. Never leave cold cream
on your face all night 1t will surely raiss nns
crop OF down on your upper lip. vaseiins 10
Just as good as cold cream for cleansing the skin
and that is all they are good for. A. q .1ast
word / would say. never use hot water except.
ing Just before retiring. a. Il makes you ,ooh
like a boiled lobster
MAY. The Cedars. Lakewood, n.
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Pendants.

Stir together in a basin the yolks Of
three eggs, with the weight of four eggs
in sugar. Add to this about two ounces
Of fresh butter. previously beaten to a
cream. and the same quantity of -four.
Beat the mixture all the time, flavor
with vanilla. Finally, add the whipped
whites of five eggs. Beat the whole
lightly and steadily for few minutes
then bake in tiny moulds
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
VARIOUS HUMOR
some of the Comical Ideas That
Have Illuminated the
Country Lately.

From an EIehAnge)
The Husband-You want to know
where I was so late last night7 I was
at the office balancing my books.
The wife-It seems TO me that you
balance your books very often. That
excuse is about threadbare.
The Him! II you don't believe
me why don't you consult a fortune
teller2
The w.-NOt much. consulted one
orCe and she told me a pack of lies
The H-Indeed7 What did she tell
you?
The w.-She told me / would get a
rich, handsome. kind, attentive and
truthful husband.
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They Smoke Tobacco.

To the Editor:
have noticed within the past few weeks IN.
letters about the cigarette habit have trayellso
through Europe and have noticed a class OF peo-
pie who smoke from the age OF eight to nny
years, namely; The Bohemians. Now. why DOM
they die OF consumption' Because they have m'
genuine tobacco, The tobacco which is made INTO
cigarettes in gu. large cities. and which have
such craze with the men and boys, a"
washed in molasses, and opium the opium being
the drug which makes them like the cigarette 70
we'll DICK, Cigarette Fiend.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
Mormons Know the Scriptures.

To the Editor:
When the Rev. John p. Newman was in Utah
In 1873. thinking that the Mormons were an In
tensely ignorant class. far a. the Bible was
concerned he inVeished against Mormonism In
very learned and eloquent manner. He was In
vited by one OF the elders to discuss the sub
'ect with him In the great Mormon Tabernacle
The result Of that discussion was very disastrous
to Dr. Newman He was 90 ,evermatchsd In the
debate that the Mormon elder Afterwards pub
lished the public discussion verbatim to show
their people what q very lame case the dis
ansuished orthodox minister had to make against
polygamy The Methodist Conferences did not
applaud Dr. Newman at all. and rather took the
side that the reverend gentleman did not quite
make out his case. It would seem that when
men OF Newman's ability and learning did not sss
along with It. the lay reader of The Evening
World might take q lesson from his defeat
Slick.
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SHOULD DE DIVORCED.

Police from Politics
Police Courts from Chowder-
The Bench from the Party.
Police onicialr from Trusts
State Issues from City Elections
Municipal Good Citizenship from Purely PartisAn
Preludices.
Immediate City Concerns from indiseriminat.
State Legislation.
Public Franchises from Aidermanic Perquisites
Street Car Companies from the Principle OF
Pelt before Passengers
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
Bread Mumns.

Take a cupful Of the crumbs Of stale
loaf; soak in a little boiling water for
half an hour, then drain and stir until
smooth; next add half q pint Of milk,
salt to taste and stir in gradually two
tablespoonfuls Of flour. At the last add
two well-beaten eggs Fill well-greased
muffin rings with this mixture, and bake
to golden brown. A teaspoonfM Of
baking powder may be added.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
Limited Inheritance.

To the Editor:
The amendment proposed to the State constitu-
ton to limit Inheritance to 600 IL no doubt
considered right by those who never expect to
have more than that sum to leave when they de-
but others who have honestly come into possession
Of larger amount may like to know where
comes In the right and justice OF any such law
to restrict the disposal OF property by the holder
in any manner preferred either during life or at
dsath. It is said that bills to limit inheritance
are being introduced In several OF the State Leg
islstures. Are we coming then to state OF an
.rchy and division of property hoestly obtained by
thrift and industry among coxeyites and such
,,ou,d-bs consumers OF the corn without work.
FIAT JUsTITIA.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
For Most Anybody.

Don't put on airs Firstly. they are not be-
coming Secondly. they are too cheap. as they
can be picked up In the gutter.
Don't be backward in holding your own.
Don't be ashamed Of being poor. It can't be
helped.
Don't think It wiss II you are sick. to deny It.
It is q misfortune, not dissraes
Don't lie. That ID. II you are not . good pre-
varicator.
Don't swear II you want to be high strung. II
Is too plsbeian- All poor people have a gift in
that line.
Don't try to impress people that you are rich
II you are not. 1t is no crime to be poor
b. G. II.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
COMING EVENTS.

Twenty-third annual opening mask and calico
hall Of the WoodbIne Club. SATURDAY evening. a.
New Irving Hall aii to go BroOms street.
Fourth annual concert and ball OF the Morris
Park Association, Wednesday evening, at Phil
sehring's Washington Hall and Park. unionport.
Westehestor.
Fall exhibition Of the Merchant Tailors' So
elety OF the City OF New York, at the rooms. al
fifth avenue, THURSDAY, Friday and Saturday.
oct II. Il ana il. from . 70 ie'P NJ
Annual ball Of the william oest Association,
Tuesday evening. OF % ~ Nil.son Hail.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
For Broadway Bellies.

Don't pioneer fashion with q cheap dressmaker.
Don't pinch your waist. Fat, like murder. will
out-somewhere.
Don't put all your allowance outside. A ragged
petticoat kills the smsrtest gown.
Don't follow 'snervsrscent' styles. They cost
a. much to keep a. hunters. and 20 . great deal
faster.
Don't put cost before cut Corded silk won't
cover q clumsy 1T
Don't let your dressmaker dress you. Dress
yourself. She may give you smartness. but in
Acknowledgements
Don't forget that dress was made for woman.
not woman for dress BLANCHE MASSEY.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
Salt Water Injuries Hair.

1t will be always observed that those
who are careless in regard to getting the
hair wet while bathing in salt water
constantly never have fine heads Of hair,
The brine must be extremely prejudi-
cial, for this Is an unvarying rule.
Hence It would be well for all ocean
bathers to guard the head and see that
1t is protected by an oilsl<in cap or equal
preventive Of ducking.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
For Country Cousins.

Don't CONS to the city thinking that you are
up to every dodge and too cute to DO caught
mapping.
Don't promenade thu Bovsry.
Don't put up at q third-rats hotel. where the
proprietor himself looks ~ II he might BE- .
N ght marauder.
Don't, no matter where you put up. blow out
| the gas
Don't be induced TO accept the acquaintance Of
your old friend Smith who meets you on broad
way pats you the back and asks you to
" smile with him.
Don't wink at the pretty girls you should
chance to pass with blonde hair and nice pink
| compilations.
Don't go home to your bettsr-half and tell her
what a darn good time you had in the city,
for she Is but human. as We all are.
H. NJ. s., Brooklyn. N. z.
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alone, swallow up a dozen yards. There's
the first item of expense. The second is
workmanship. Only an artist knows
how to build" the airy. dainty thing.
The foundation of the body and sleeves
must be silk of fair quality. These
chiffon waists are worn with a plain
skirt. and pretty? Why. they make
faded old woman a bonny girl again.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
OUR PUNCH AND JUDY" SHOW.
Funny Things from Those London
Well Springs of Merriment.
AIteram Partem.

Stitch, stitch! stitch!
With her foot on the treadle there,
The dressmaker makes. without flaw or
hitch.
A dress for the lady fair.
Stitch! stitch! stitch!
Yet your pity you well may spare,
For the dress makes the dressmakin9
damsel rich,
And makes bankrupt the lady fair!
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

HaEing may be considered good ended
now. because one great school having declared
against 1t and In favor OF deceney. the schools
that allow its continuance will be voted barbarous
uncviiEed and unmany. and so will md It
themselves convenient to follow the excellent
Princeton eIampls.-Kansas City Star.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Once more the Park Board has submit
ted 10 reason and popular demand A
landscape architect is. after all, to su-
pervlse the work OF constructing the new
Harlem River Speedway. Just what is
aimed Mt In the policy OF this remark
able Board in stubbornly opposing the
public will and public interests in
whatever work It has in hand. only to
Yield the point after a long period OF
obstinacy, no municipal philosopher
has been able TO ind out. II seems a
fhlng as impossible to explain az Is the
matter ~ what became or that
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
New York Not Alone in 1t.

The same evils which aniict New York exist
to a less extent in Chicago, and can readily be
uncovered In all other large cities whenever the
effort shall be systematically and earnestly made.
-Pittsburg Commercial Gazette
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
At. the Push-Cart Mans Pears.

To the Editor:
BY accident had to attend to some business d
the Twelfth Precinct Station House. and being
there l noticed how a poor peddlar was locked
up and his pushcart, with contents pears, were
brought in for safe-keeping. But to my surprise
noticed that the officers helped themselves 10
the pears, especitly the sergeant o. Brlen. Nhs
was at the desk at the time This was bstwss1
p. NJ. and p. NJ. Sept. a6. CITIZEN
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Policeman Hussey. who threatened a
Lexow witness in the very presence Of
the Committee yesterday. should be
dealt with now. The Grand Jury is in
session. And instead OF hesitation
whether to prosecute Hussey for as
sault or for perjury, there should be
prompt prosecution on both charges. Not
q moment should be lost In securing his
Indictment. The moral effect OF the
proceeding Is needed
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

A Boston man, visiting New York.
: yesterday fought with his own image as
reflected in a store window. This was
an inoomprehensibie performance on the
part of a citizen OF that cultured Hub.
where the educational mandate. Man.
+ know thyself." has been 30 long and
effectively In force.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
Also, where Did Croker Get It,"

Are the other planets, the stars. the moon. the
sun. inhabited' VIII we N.Y. VIII the
North Pole ever be discovered Who struck Billy
Patterson These are questions which will not
down and return every and then to plague
the human thlnkers philadelphia Call.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
. large bowl is set aside for this purno..

large bowl is set aside for this purpo,.
alone. The lady of the house dips the
cups and saucers into the hot water
with her own dainty fingers. Her little
daughter has been taught to carefully
dry them. Those who know the dubious
delight OF owning fine tableware. ana
sending 1t Into the kitchen to be chlpped
and marred. will appreciate this alter.
native.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
LETTERS.

INA ooi~sr epe. b everybody ono han
complaint to ,ahE grievance to venhlnte fnJornd-
Won 70 oisS . ssbea Of general Interest to discuss
o. Ssbise s~vis< 70 ocknouset9c. asd saao ean
p,s u idea inio lass Aaa 100 werda Long lsttsJ
sasnet Be Sstatsd
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

And now Mayor Gilroy is detected in
the act Of evading the sole responsible
ity Of the Tammany leadership. 1t is
with the assistance of six co-laborers
that he will direct the campaign OF the
bosses. However. nobody will seriously
doubt the continued presence OF a great
u am" behind the visible I'VE are"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
For Grotesaue Girls.

Don't wear reglmentAi or club ribandI unless
you have the right to do 30.
Don't travel walk about In New York or any
other large town with a shirt and no jacket
Don't wear a fur or feather boa with a cotton
dress or shirt
Don't make your own dresses unless you do
IL really we'll. Lillian SINCLAIR.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Under the proposed rapid transit plan
New York City will build the under
ground road and the lessees will pay for It,
The cost Il not 10 be added to the taxes.
Don't be induced 10 vote against the
plan on the false supposition, artfully
suggested by the enemies OF Fifteen
minutes 10 Harlem" that 1t Is to in
crease the city assessments.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Absentee Mckinley has probably
broken tho record. with thirteen cam
paign speeches in fourteen hours. But
how does this feat completed in Kan
sas. bear on the administration OF
State affairs In Ohio?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
For the Outdoor Girl.

Don't wear q white petticoat unless It is white
Don't wear a bun; rather eat one.
Don't wear heels to your boots unless you can
afford to have them always heels. and not half
ones side only.
Don't put powder your cheeks without look
ing In 4 glass afterwards CISsY PHITz.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

You can weigh a boxer, measure his height.
take the girth Of his chest legs and arms
measure the power Of his blow on machine
and calculate accurately his capacity as fighter
but the result OF the battle may depend upon
something that you cannot weigh nor measure
nor estimate. -Rochested Post IpresA
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
DoN'Ts.

tB,etlfy which 70 D.> soul Of ,rft b diso he 'tic-
oe,s Of ddrToe The trsr and oie1rr your stio-
qcs;ions, tie guacte- D.ey o,t there ", ou Of ne
sum Of your ezpetenoe& you can prot1de a fer
prGcieoi precept, for sruoOitno brothers aud ase'
in pt1 uncertain uo, ID, shape he,n hts psoss you
ses h>,e and send 10 Don't Efttor, Etenin9
ortd. Iuht,er Btatdtno, Neu York City
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
conscientious Fishermen.

(From the Indianapolis JournAl)
Dealer-Here is something new India
rubber fishworm. The fish bite at 1t
Just the same as at the real article.
Watts-Don't want It. 1t doesn't seem
right to impose on the fish in any such
STYLE.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Even the air OF Central Park is tainted
with the foulnsss of uncared-for heaps
Of refuse In the neighboring streets
How crying ID the need of a strong
government in New York City!
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
EDITORIAL sIDELIGHTs.


In the play in which Anarchist Johann Most
is to make his debut Al actor he is required
in scene to go through the motion Of drink
ing beer without any OF the real stun. A strike
10 Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Commodore Gerry Is in some respects
o consistent man. He sustains Brock
way and advocates the States return to
the barbarous whipping-post in almost
the same breath.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
Hail, Column bin!

Columbia College. New York. opens the season
so prosperopsiy that applicants for naturalization
have been turned away by some Of the depart
mentA Hail Observation-Disclosures Record.
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A Proba BILE source.

CFrom the Indianapolis Journai)
Funny idea the anclents had, wasn't
II, Of giving a dead man money to take
to the next world with him?"
II wonder II that was how the ex-
preston money to burn originator
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He Took the Hint.

CFrom the Detroit Free Press)
Dear me, find 1t impossible to drag
my feet away" he said as the clock
struck IL and he gave no sign Of going.
perhaps they are asleep suggested
took the hint,
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A Distant Relative.
From an Exchange.)

From Exchange.)
Tinkle-Let me see. isn't this man that
we were just talking about relative
of yours?
wrinkle-A distant relative,
Tinkle-Very Distant
wrinkle-I should think so. He's the
Oldest of twelve children and I'm the
youngest
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
For Girls Who Don't Care.

Don't look a trump because you cannot look a
swell.
Don't sacrincs nsatnesS to artistic effect
Don't dress more fashionably than bscomingly.
Don't forget that long credit often brings dis
credit.
Don't buy cheap limitations II you can AFFORD the
genuine article. LILLIAN kAUDE.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

An Evidence of Age.

From an EIchAnge)
Editor-You say you wrote all these
jokes yourself?
Would-be Ccntributor-Yes, sir.
Editor-Then you must be as old as
Methuselah.
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A Hard situation.

From the Chicago Inter ocean,
Maud don't know what to say when
Mr.. Banknote calls tonight.
Ethel-So he has proposed has he?
Maud-No; that's the trouble.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
R,bbop and Chiffon bodice.

This is one Of the French model bodices
that New York dressmakers ask $50 to
make. and which. believe 1t or not. as
you like, New York women pay. The
material Is chiffon; the very cheapest
costs sl.25 a yard. 1t is accordion
plated, and those adorable sleeves,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

From the Detroit Free Press.)
How many times Is you voted to-
day?"
'"I hain't voted nary time"
why, what's the matter?'
well, both o. them candidates put
up 81. so and I'm from a 81 family"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
A Laborer.

CFrom the Chicago Inter OCEAN,
what makes you say he isn't
tramp"
Dusty Stepper-Well, ma'am, didn't
YOU lust tell me he worked himself
into q rage cause you didn't feed him?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

II Mr.. Croker hadn't made himself
quite so conspicuous by what he did with
It, he wouldn't be 30 much pestered with
questions as to where he got It.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04
MIR. FiEg's Definition.
CFrom an Exchange.

Tommy-Paw, what is bigamy7
Mr.. Fight has reference to a man
having too many wives, II has nothing
TO do. however, with ~ mans wife being
too many for him. M
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81, 900, 900 appropriation which was to
have furnished work for deserving
laborers in the parks.
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Manners.

"Oh. then I must be on my best be-
havior. l suppose?"
Certainly not. Be natural. whatever
Won are"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

"Chineas Army in Corea-" The I'm
preston has been gaining ground that
Il isn't In anything.
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Ceres-There. my friend, have given
you a golden harvest this year!'
Farmer-Its very kind OF you. marin (;
but faint much good II can't get gold
for Ill
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Why can't the Baltimores act like
champions In the Temple Cup matter7
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

You vote for real rapid transit The
city and the lessses Of the road will do
the rest It will cost you nothing.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

From the Detroit Free Press)
Hello old fellow. Your wife 10 out,
ia she?"
Yes. But she isn't out as much as
| am"
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Nothing is said about Mr.. Morton's sur
prise on being notified that he had been
nominated for Governor. yesterday.
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Consolidate votes for consolidation.

they are rapidly pushing that latest
Mar-cloud away in Europe.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

It was not that there were less Demo-
Gratis in Georgia. but fewer Of them
VOTED.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1894-10-04

Claude Marius will probably play a
part in Miss Louise Beaudets opera
company. He will also stage the opera
which is called "Jacinta." Rehearsals
Whitney seems to have a tremendous
number of irons in the fire, and the
Beaudet people know nothing as yet
about their parts, costumes or tour.