Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-12-20
THINGS YOU CAN BUY.
A LIST OF ARTICLES NOT GENERALLY
CONSIDERED MERcHANTABLE.

People Who Sell Their Dead Bodies.
In New York, as in other great cities,
where the fight for life is fiercest, there
is price for everything-even under
certain conditions for the very air we
breathe. Father Time himself is on sale.
The Western Union Telegraph company
has desks in the national observatory
in Washington. Four minutes before
noon the wires of the system all over
the United States are cleared Of busi-
ness, and the instant the sun passes the
seventy fifth meridian electricity car
ries the news to every city. The time
ball falls in New York at noon, in Chi
cago at II q. m, in Omaha at 10 a. m.
and in San Francisco at 8 q. NJ, in
simultaneous obedience to that single
click from the instrument at Washing.
ton.
In all the large cities the Western
Union has supplied business houses,
banks and offices with electric clocks
that respond obediently to the daily
mandate. Each of these rents for $l5
per year, and in New York alone over
5000 have been put up Last years
revenue to the telegraph company from
the sale of time approximated 81, $780,
900.
Water is sold regularly to the ships
in the harbor, and the 'water boats, !"
with big tanks on board, are familiar
objects to all yachtsmen. Brooklynites
will recall the discomfort incident to
the breaking of big main not long
since, and the people of Newark cannot
forget the annoyance and cost of their
experience three years ago. The supply
from the Passaic was like mud soup,
and for the time being the owners Of
an artesian well in tho Oranges did a
large trade in water The householders
Of Roseville and those even farther
down town watched for the morning
water carts more eagerly than ever n
milkman was awaited and saw suf.
! fcient quantity for the day provided be-
fore taking train for New York.
Ordinarily there is no sale for air;
but, like water, when man wants it
he wants it mighty bad" This for
awhile was the case at Libby prison,
where, before the prisoners organized n
sort of government of their own, it was
customary for the stronger men to get
as near the windows as they dared and
then sell their places to weaker COM
rades who were gasping for breath. Fire,
of course, in the form of various COM
bustibles is recognized commodity.
One frequently hears of those who
suffer from strange and incurable dis
eases and who make comfortable their
last days by selling their bodies to the
surgeons for dissection.
At church and other sorts of fairs
kisses may sometimes be purchased, the
tariff varying according to the purse of
the kisser or the oharms Of the kissee
Reduced gentlewomen often derive reve-
nue. by chaperoning and introducing to
good society the daughters Of the newly
rich. Invitations to select balls occa.
sionally represent large outlay, and
it probably costs as much to get into the
swell set as it does to gain seat in
congress. The social aspirant makes
"presents, while the political is "as-
sessed. "
Relics, sacred, profane and CHASTITY,
have their price. Autographs of famous
people are always in demand, and bit
Of the rope with which murderer has
been hanged is valued by gamblers and
tho superstitious. In Paris it is custom.
ary, once q year, to sell at auction the
personal effects OF those who have been
executed, and this always attracts .
l"-so crowd Of purchasers. Locks Of
h.... from tiio Acal.s ol a.ole,i Oeudtie5 OI
celebrated men are marketable.
: Charms, including, Of course, the
rab bits foot, dear to the African heart
brin revenue to their cunning degisers
and strologers and fortune tellers have
clie.rtele respectable in numbers
Lucky aones and madstones arc prizet
by those svho believe in their virtues.
Consumn tives often pay for the priv
ilcge of drini ing fresh blood as 1t pour
from the necks of butchered animals a
tho slaughter Louse, hoping that thu
sanguine draft my stay the ravages o
disease. The big hotels in New Yorl
and elsewhere derive, some income from
the sale of unspoiled scraps of food t
tho keepers Of cheap restaurants, AM
thus the latter are able to serve thei
, patrons with large bowls of stew at
maximum price Of 10 cents.
On the east sido Of this city severa
people exc out scanty living by writ
ing letters for the illiterate. Even tn
four leaved clover may be turned int
snin. A big business is done in senin
electricity and steam power, while man
man in New York is paying hig
price for sunlight A ''view" adds ma
terially to the value of ahouse. -NeN
York Would.