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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21

Legal Notice.
PROBATE CoURT, SANTA FEE COUNTY,
Santa Fe N. NJ, Nov. ID, 1894.
In the matter of the administration OF
the estate of p. L. Wander Veer, deceased.
By order of the Judge of the probate
court of Santa Fe county the undersigned
will, on Tuesday, the 4th day of Decem-
Der, A. D., 1894, at 10 a. M, at the front
door of the court house, Santa Fe, N. NJ,
put up to auction and sell to the highest
bidder for cash the following: certain
Judgment obtained in the district court
of Santa Fe county, New Mexico, in the
suit, Peter l.. Wander Veer VS. Stephen W.
Dorsey; amount of said Judgment with
costs being one thousand seven hundred
and forty nine and $1,000 dollars 81
1889 recovered February 8, 1891.
ROBERT HARVEY, Administrator.
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On q Chinese Man-of-xar.

Lieutenant-Your most noble green
jacketness the Japanese ships are ap-
preaching.
His Greenjaoketness-T fire a can.
non at the dogs.
But, your greenjacketness, they are
still SO far off that the ball will only GO
half way"
''Then fire two cannons at the dogs. -
T;fo
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21

Checkerly: l wonder where young
Dudley acquired his sublime repose of
mannerF Strlper: Well, his father had to
work like the deuce to leave him all that
money, SO I suppose he's doing the sleep
ing for both!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21

Lecturer Ito medical STUDENT: This
ubjects right leg is longer than his left,
which causes him to limp. Now, what
would you do in such a case? Student:
Limp, too, guess
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21
The Daily New Mexican
SUNBEAMS.

She-Here's lot of stuff about a wife
always buying her husbands ties. L
never see any thing funny in such things.
He-No, no; they are always in the worst
taste and cheap, too.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21
A Lucky Nam

II tell you Pm in big luck"
"I'm glad to hear it,
Eyes. The insurance examiners passed
me o. X. two months ago. and now the
doctor tells me I've got an incurable dis
ease. Amt that luckf'-Kate Fields
Washington,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21

'Cephas," said his employer, "you
haven't put the whitewash on these walls
evenly. You have smeared it on in
chunks and daubs." "Yes, sah," replied
Uncle Cephas. T'se not a scrub white
washah, sab. Use an impressionist."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21
A Square Man.

lawyer shall have to charge you $25
for my services in the case.
Client--But the amount sued for is
only $40.
Lawyer-Well, make it $40 then. I'm
always willing to do the fair thing.-Tit-
Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21
Cave and Cliff DWellers.

View the longest cantilever bridge in
America across the Colorado river.
Z. r. GABE1, General Supt.
W. A. B1ssBLL, Gen. Pass. Agt.
H. 8. VAN SIyCA,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21
Wonan's Way.

when a mans wife tells funny
story, I'd like to know how he's going to
know when she's got to the point"
EASY enough. The points the part she
tells half an hour after she's finished the
story. Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21

The Musical Scale in Flats.-Gent Iook-
ing into the apartment of musical
compOser): Excuse me, does Mr.. Sec
rotary Meyer live here? Musician No; he
lives an octave higher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21

Doctor-Is that patient dead yeti
Nurse-He says he isn't, but he has
arch a reputation for lying that really
believe he is--Brooklyn Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21
(Western Division.)
TIME TABLE NO. SO.


Leave Chicago at 1000 p. m; 1000 p.
m. Arrive at Chicago at 1000 p. m; 500
a. m.
Leave Kansas City, Mo, at /: so p. M;
200 p. II. Arrive at Kansas City, Mo-,
at 6:l0 p. M; 500 p. N.
Leave Denver Mt 1850 p. m. Arrive at
Denver at 5l5 a. M; As IA. IN.
Leave La Junta at 1870 Il. M; 1910. Ar
rive at La Junta at 1880 a. IN; S:55 p. m.
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We Build the Ladder.

We Build the Ladder.
Heaven is not reached at single bound.
But we build the ladder by which we rise
From the lowly earth TO the vaulted skies,
And we mount to the summit round by round.
| count this thing to be grandly true,
That noble deed is a step toward God,
Lifting the soul from the common sod
To purer air and a broader view.
We rise by the things that are under feet.
By what we have mastered Of greed and gain,
By the pride deposed and the passion slain,
And the vanquished ills that we hourly meet.
We hope, we ASPIRE we resolve, we trust,
When the morning calls us to life and light;
But our hearts grow weary, and ere the night
Our lives are trailing the sordid dust.
We hope, we aspire, we resolve, we pray,
And we think that we mount the air on
wings,
Beyond the recall of sensual things,
While our feet still cling to the heavy clay.
Wings for the angels, but feet for the men!
We may borrow the wings to find the way;
We may hope and aspire and resolve and
pray,
But our feet must rise or we fall again
Only in dreams is ladder thrown
From the weary earth to the sapphire walls;
But the dreams depart and the vision falls,
And the sleeper awakes on his pillow Of stone.
Heaven is not reached at a single bound,
But we build the ladder by which we rise
From the lowly earth to the vaulted skies,
And we mount to the summit round by round.
j. G. Holland
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21

Wrapping Paper.
Old Papers for sale at the New MExI
cAN Office.
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One of His Names.

One of His Names.
Never boy had SO many names;
They called him Jimmy and Jim and James,
Jeems and Jamie; and well he knew
Who it was that wanted him too.
The boys in the street ran after him,
Shouting out loudly, Jim! Hey, J-i-m-m!'
Until the echoes, little and big,
Seemed to be dancing Jim Crow jig.
And little Mabel, out in the hall,
"Jimmyl JIMMY" would sweetly call
Until he answered, ald let her know
Where she might find him, she loved him so.
Grandpapa, who was dignified,
And held his head with an air Of pride,
Didn't believe in abrdging names,
And made the most he could of "J-a-m-e-s."
But If papa ever wanted him,
Crisp and curt was the summons "JimF'
That would make the boy on his errands run
Much faster than If he had said my Son."
On the SUBMITS Repose.
Talent that's cheapest
Affects singularity,
Thoughts that dive deepest
Rise radiant in charity.
NO FecOTu ATs kccpo
or her travail and throes;
There Is toll on the sleeps
On the SUBMITS repose.
William Watson.
Come Higher.
Be not afraid, oh, toilers up the height!
The gods are very near, though out Of sight;
They reach out helpful hands and say, Come
higher
All earnest souls must climb. If they aspire.
What use will Lookahead have for all
that heap of writing paper he bought at
special salef
He's going to begin now to practice
writing 1895.
Did you have any trouble persuading
the ladies in your ward to voter
No; one speech always settled it.
What was thatS
Told them election day would be just
like bargain-sale day.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-11-21
Modern Methods.
Skilled Mechanics

Plans and specifications furnished
on application. Correspondents So
licited.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-07-07

gress, said n member of the Alabama delegation 10 a Washington Post re- porter. Jerry was black man of but limited education, but much natural shrewdness. He was Republican, of course. It was during the speakershlp of Mir. Randall that n bill came up for the peIsionlng of the Mexican war veterans, among whom was Jefferson Davis, president of the southern con federncy. To the surprise of his white colleagues, who made strong objection 10 granting Davis pension, Congress man llnrrnlson voted with the Demo- crntS in the affirmative. He was sur rounded with group of influential representative and urged to change his vote. "lts no use to argue wid me, :" said Jerry. "Jeff Davis was de bes' fren' I ebcr had, an I'm gwine to vote 10 gib him de pension. Elf 1t hadn't bin for .Jcff Davis dere wouldn't been amy war, and Jerry Harrnlson would've been down wonder In de Alabama cot ton fields working like de old boy, n- stid of bein' up here in Washington drnwin' big money and q member oi congress "
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LiK ENOIGH.

There appears to be law enough in
 Illinois to cover the antics of Debs and
 his gang if it is properly applied. The criminal code of the State says that if any two or more persons con- spire and agree together with the fraudulent or malicious intent wrong fully and wickedly to injure the person, character, business or property of an- other, or to obtain money or other property by false pretenses, or to do any illegal act injurious to the public trade, health, morals, police or admin istration of justice, or to commit any felony, they shall be deemed guilty of a conspiracy, and every such offender shall be imprisoned in the penitentiary not exceeding three years or fined not exceeding s1.OOO. Sections 1s9 and 19O of the same chapter forbid the obstruc- ton of trains on railroads and make it a felony to induce, persuade or influence others to engage in the obstruction of railroads.t The penalty for these felonies is Imprisonment of from one to ten years in the penitentiary.
 As soon as Debs heard that legal pro-
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answer all the requirements of the sen- tenee. Do the best French writers sprinkle their articles with English words and phrases. or are they above such affeetation?
 One French phrase that has been done to death is fin de siecie," We caught it up as eagerly. we banded it about so necessarily. that it Is as lifeiess and fiaecid as one of last years leaves, The Pail Mall Gazette in protesting against the endless iteration of 1t. said. Soon. if not already. fin de siecle gin. onions. and haddocks will be for sale in the whitechapel road" Doubtless too, there will be fin de siecie peanuts for sale on all street stands. and fin dc sie- cle clans offered at every kitchen door.
 Kate Sanborn says that "wh n n phrase reaches the hand organ stage 1t Is not in good taste to repeat 1t, and using all such cant words Is an evidence a weakness in pulpit. parlor or press. They are resorted to as n bridge over chasms In trains of thought, or used In place of ideas" Their vain repetitlons do certainly argue very limited.n not to say cramped. vocabulary of respectable English words.
 Emerson. the sage. found use for cant He said that 1t was good to pro- yoke common sense" Perhaps slang Is good to provoke the common sensible to arouse their wrath | at the abuses of the mother ton gue to such degree that at all times and In all places they will voice their indignation. Let us all make a more conscientious study of our own lan- guage. treating 1t as precious posses sion, for such 1t is. And let there be a more thorough editorial supervision. or revision, of newspaper articles. When these offensive words have been crossed out few times they will cease to ap- pear In the copy. Worn-out phrases should be ranked with slang, and slang with vulgarity. And here are few lines to remember:
 "The man that marries his own tongue | That should be troth-plight to the true | And ever noblc chaste and young | To foul, spent words that haunt the street, | He does himself eternal wrong."
 HILARY.
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FORBIDDEN.
HILARY.

Cora-This is n dreadful place. I haven't seen man yet. Madge-It's as bad as looking under the bed for one. Truth.
 l The railroad which advertses Ia new departure" these days, and is able to make the departure, is i'll great luck.- Chicago Times.
 Prospective Tenant-There isn't room to swing a cat in these rooms. Agent Madam, we could not permit such q thing in the house!-Puck.
 He (rapturously)-You accept me? Then it's bargain.
 She (calmly)-Certainly. shouldn't consider it if it wasn't.-Spare Mo- ments.
 Fife (to auntie, who has been reading aloud stories from the Old TestamenD- Yes, auntie, it's very nice book, but I think it's more fit for boys.-Pall Mall Gazette.
 1 A.fve-year-old A boy with long flaxen curls looks great deal prettier to his mother than he does to the short-haired little boys who play with him.-Somer- vile Journal.
 Dashaway-I have been taking horse back lessons for the last week. Clever ton-How are you getting on? Dasha- wayAI've got so I can sit down. Brooklyn Life.
 Attorney (to very homely old maid)- "Madam, what was the date of your birth?, Old Maid-"I was born in the year l85G." Attorney-"B. c. or A. .wABrooklyn Life.
 Little Ethel-I wish I had a new doll. Mama Your old doll is as good as ever. Little Ethel-Well, I'm just as good as ever, too, but the angels gave you a new baby.-Good News.
 Ethel--Carrie was just as selfish as she could be last summer. May-In what way? Ethel-Why, there was only one man at the hotel, and she stayed en- gagged to him the whole season.-Vogue. Why dream of the songs that the woodlands
 yield,
 Why Sigh for the scent of the clover field, When the cable buzzes in cadence sweet And we smell the tar from the asphalt street?
 Washington Star.
 Mrs. Caudle Gin the dead of night)- John, I'm sure there's burglar at the front door! MT. Caudle (sleepily)- That's all right; he can't get in. You know the latch keys ill my own pocket! Truth.
 Fashion exchanges say that trains will, be much shorter this year. The American Railway Union is evidently bound to be in the mode. In fact, it is desirous, apparently, of cutting off trains altogether-Chioago Herald.
 Tom-I told my fat uncle he was like whale, because he puffed and blowed SO, and he whipped me, so I changed my mlnd.
 Dick-Did you take it back? Tom-Yes, told him he was whal- er.--Toronto Mail. A little fellow had been seriously lec- tured by his mother and finally sent into the garden to find a switch with which he was to be punished. He re- turned soon and said: II could not find switch, mama, but here's stone you can throw at me. ."-Boston Gazette,
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i RfY OF HOPE.

J. Colonna Drenon of Brooklyn, New York, should he immediately hired by the Democratic party. He is said to be Il remarkably successful finder of that which is lost. He came to this country from England and since he has been here he has successfully traced more than four hundred missing persons, all hailng from Great Britain. Two popu- lar weekly London newspapers, Rey- holds Newspaper and Lloyd's Weekly, publish columns relating to missing relatives and Mir. Drenon's name figures in them regularly. He re- ceives correspondence on the subject from all parts of the world, chiefly England and British possessions, and his daily mail is Il heavy one. Some of the inquiries made are by relatives of persons who left their home in Great Britain or Ireland sixty or even eighty years ago, and others seek information oi tiio"o "Ao i'uy hhNe ulsappeureu within the last two or three years.
 MT. Drenon should be promptly set at work to find the ideal Cleveland, who has been missing for many moons. If he can't find him perhaps he may come across tho missing principles of the Democratic party, which when last seen were at Chicago.
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ceedings were to be begun against him he made haste to say that he had done nothing illegal, but, as the Chicago Herald puts il, every line of tho law or conspiracy-both the statute Of the State of Illinois on the subject md the common law which is re-enhcted by the statute-describes the 0ffense which the Debs strike combine has been commit ting continuously for the last week. He and his associates are guilty of so many acts of conspiracy that, if they should be tried and convicted for each otfense and the lowest penalty inflicted, the years of Methuselah would be insufficient for each man to serve out the sentences against him.
 When the enthusiasm, the rioting, the incendiarism and the violence have spent themselves there will be some cool and calm legal proceedings In which many who are now drunk with excitement and rage will take com spicuous part. Of course Debs and his gang will say that what they have done is entirely legnl. They will find that the courts will differ with them in their interpretation of the law, and they will find sherffs and jailers just as firm in their enforcement of the mandates of the courts as if they were officers of the American Railway Union and carrying out the commands of that wonderful or ganization.
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wilder even the feminine eye, the op- portunities for the trained eye and in genious designer are increased four fold. Dressmakers are availing them selves of these chances more than ever this season, and their output shows many unusual color effects in conse- quence. In a dainty one, corn color and butter color, or in other words, two shades of yellow, are combined with white in way to make one think of curds and whey. In another, apricot yellow-the loveliest yellow in the mar ket, makes up with robins egg blue, the latter being shrouded in cream lace. The one requirement in these combinations is that no matter how many or what colors are used, the dress must make its effect as whole and the colors must not show in spots or blotches.
 The toilet sketched herewith employs beige silk figured with black as the chief stuff, and ivory satin liberty and ivory mousseline de soie for trimming It is cut princess and hooks at the left side, but, if desired, skirt and bodice may be made separate. The skirt is bordered around the bottom by silk ruffie put on with small head, and is lined with silk. The toilet Is finished by an Eton jacket of old blue silk hav- ing sleeves of the same and revers of heavy guipure lace, and also a lace turned down collar. The bow at the neck is made of ivory satin liberty with mousseline de soie ends.
 FLORETTE.
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THE FLEETING SHOW.
Some of Its Facts and Fancies.

Some of Its Facts and Fancies.
 Written for the JOURNAL AND CoURIER.l
 CHERRIES AND BOYS.
 The hOusekeeper who has cherry tree upon her premises, in or near 8 city, is, in the fruit-bearing season. de- serving of the sincerest sympathy of her neighbors, kinsfolk and aoquaint- ance.
 From the time that the first little green pendant begins to glow with a warmer touch of color, until the last brown and moldy fragment drops to the ground, she is besieged by boys, eager, persistent, ravenous boys.
 The knocking begins at the back door early in the morning. Mrs. House. keeper wrings herself out of the wash tub and opens the door. ,r1! ... .
 "Please 'um, can we have some cher ries?n
 ''The cherries are not ripe yet"
 "Yes 'um, they are. We seen lem; lots of 'em.'
 Before these can be induced to de- part ill peace there is ring at the front door, where one boy is discovered upon the steps, while six more lie in wait around the corner of the poroh.:
 "Please, miss, eanI have some cher ries?''
 "The cherries are not ripe yet--not nearly ripe."
 "Oh yes, missis, they arel There's lots of lem dead ripe up there,'' point ing to two pale yellow globes on the very tip of an inaccessible limb.
 ''The cherries ripe. Go right away!n and the two; squads of
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nerves. The ideal invigorator and re- constructive remedy for run down" system, for thin, poor blood and dis eases of liver, kidneys and stomach is Paine's celery compound. It feeds worn- out nerve centers and builds up the strength and elasticity of the body. One takes on new weight with its use l; pale cheeks gain color and the skin, un- doubtedly the best index of health, is cleared up and freed from the disfiur- ing signs of the bad humors that are in the blood.
 Miss Mabel Jenness, who is celebrated the country over for her successful cru- sade for physical culture among the gentler sex, has set them a good ex- ample, as appears in q letter written by her from Washington
 CT was induced" writes Miss Jenness, "to try Paine's celery compound at a time when I was suffering from over work and the effect of an accident. l began immediately to realize tonic and blood-nourishing effects. take plea sure in saying, that although opposed to medicine in general, l really consider this an excellent preparation:
 1T have not been able to take one days rest since I returned from my long, hard western trip. am sure were it not for Paine's celery compound, which has tonic effect, should not be able to keep up and work hard.
 1T recommended Paine's celery com- pound to friend who dined with us yesterday, and on leaving here she went and bought a bottle. shall do all 1 can for it, for believe in it."
 So the society woman, whose health and grace are famous the country over, and who is in a position to command the best medical advice, finds ill Paine s celery compound the same relief from the effects of oYerwork and illness that the poorer, harder working woman finds.
 And it is within the reach of all.
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GOOD BEER MiDE HERE.

In view of the fact that beer-drinking is increasing at d great rate in this country and is likely to hold its gains it is cheering to know that American beer is, on the whole, good beer. That it is, is announced by no less an authority than M. Delbrueck of Berlin, who was commissioned by the German govern nent to make at the Worlds Fair a study of the brewing industry of the United States. Comparing the Amer- can with the German beer, he says that one is not better than the other. The American is ''fery, brilliant, sometimes with fine aroma of hops, and it tastes pure" The taste is distinctly different from that of German beer, which is due to the difference in process of manufac- ture. For instance, ill Germany the brewers use two-row barley, in the United States four-row barley; in Germany the beer is mainly a product of malt, in the Uni ted States corn and rice enter into the manufacture; the hops used in the two countries vary; in Germany the fer mentation is uninterrupted, in the United States it is finished in the keg, being more or less forced. Dr. Delbrueck is of the opinion that the American beer is better suited to the needs of a con- sumner who has been exposed to the hot sun, and that the German beer is to be preferred in the evening, "when things are taken easy" Ill hop aroma the American beverage is superior. in that respect resembling the Bo- helnian beer. The hop aroma is given the beer, he says, by adding hops after the beer has boiled sufficiently, and when it is filled in kegs a quantity of beer in actual fermentation c to 15 per cent is added. By adding beer in &C., tive fermentation, the contents of the keg are revived or, as the saying goes, made wild;h the fresh beer also con- | tributes, the sweetness. He found the | use of substitutes for malt less in the northwest than elsewhere in the United | States.
 By and by this country will perhaps be exporting beer to Germany, unless all the Germans who like good beer come over here.