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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02
New Proprietor.

Dan Couillard now has charge of
the Exchange Hotel formerly run by
d. Gree, and proposes to run the
hon ap to the times in every re-
spe- pay:ii particular attention TO
the bar and liable. Opposite the
depot. mi
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02
Old Government whiskey at the
Ormsby.

Old Government whiskey at the
Ormsby.
E. b. Rail has just received good
stock of the Oliver Chilled Flows,
also the John Deere Steel Plow, and
extras for the same. He has added
to his other goods to make the stock
complete. Now is the time to get
your paints and oils and anything in
the house furnishing goods. Call and
see the stock. At prices to suit the
times
Best meals in the city at the
Ormsby for % cents.
Golden carries the largest and most
complete stock of watches, diamonds
and jewelry ON the Coast, and our
prices defy competition. m24
Boss filed cases warranted to wear
20 years, fine movement $500 at
Goldens.
George Lamy, who is permanently
located here, is prepared to tu-
repair pianos. Satisfac.,,cn -
teed.
Sep into the Ormstg and get a
Tampico cigar,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02
The Weiland Saloon.

W Whitney has assumed control
of the Weilani saloon, which he
proposes to run strictly up to the
times. He will dispense the best
liquors and cigars and fine old Gov
eminent whiskey, which slides down
your throat like oil, tickling your
palate meanwhile. Call and see
Handsome Whit. FL
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02
ALL SORTS.

| VIM. Thompson is in Carson from
Eashoe.
The Y. L, l. party on the 11th i.
eagerly watched for.
! Nj. 4. Downey has a couple Of
| first class upright pianos to rent.
| The usual dancing school and
soiree at the Armory Hall next Sat,
urday evening.
James Morris and daughters,
Mrs. Golden and Miss Fannie, de-
parted for San Francisco last even
ing.
A San Francisco scrapper named
jim Webster is after Billy Arm
| strong's scalp. They fought draw
once.
The flag on the Capitol was placed
at half mast yestel day out of respect
to Senator j. r. Williamson de-
ceased.
A number of horses on the track,
was the cause of the passenger train
stopping just out of the city limits
last night.
Mr.. Hume Yerington has kindly
rendered the Silver State base ball
grounds to the Junior Turn Vereins,
giving them sole charge.
State Commissioner James Yering-
ton is making elaborate preparations
for the celebration of Nevada Day at
the Exposition on May 10Th.
p. Rochon, Joe Savage and A.
Balm are in Carson, They will work |
in the Glenbrook mills which start |
up about the middle of the month.
An Eastern sport dropped dead OH |
that he held four aces.
We have heard Of several men drop
ping dead when it was discovered
hey held five aces,
Sharon Winston had a close call yes
.erday. While marking for Frank
Collins a bullet came through the
narrowly missing his head.
Collins has to do his own marking |
low.
Herbert Robinson who ACCIDENT
lily shot himself the other evening,
9 having hard time of it. Dr. Lee
ssisted by Chas. Friend, attempted
o remove the bullet yesterday, but
S the ball is lodged in the joint un-
Ter the knee cap. it could not be
cached.
The charge of murder against
'harles Vaughn has been dismissed i
A the District Court at Austin. On {
notion from the District Attorney |
Or a new trial in the case of Alfred {
Taughan after considerable discus q
ion court set the time for argument $
f motion for new trial June 18th l
S94. ;
An exchange sass that pewspa 8
err with evidence of substantial sup
ort in it's pages speaks volumes /
or town. The fact that every c
,ade seeker has an advertisement in v
$ columns prove that the people are S
p with the times and more favorably a
npresses the stranger-into whose r
ands it chances to fall 5
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02
Piano Lessons.

Miss Sophia Jacobs who has been
studying music under the instruction
of Prof, F. Zech of San Francisco, is
now prepared to give lessons to a
limited number of pupils.
For particulars inquire at resi-
dence,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02
Too Old.

First man, FeIgning excitement
l hear Nudge Mara is dying.
Second man, dead on-Yes, Yes |
think it improves the appearances of
his moustache.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02
rOCKS.

yesterday 8 sales In the Sar
francisco Stock Exchange:
.ESTERDAY's AFTERNOON BOARD.
ODhir 9 30
Mexican l G5
Gould & Curry o.
Best & Belcher 2 90
Con. Cal. Va 1 50
Savage 90
Choliar GS
Potosi / 80
Hale & Norcross "a
Crown Point 80
Yellow Jacket 20
Sierra Nevada | 40
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-05-02

4 few Wheeler & Wilson improved
No. 9 sewing machines will be sold
very cheap at Golden's. m24
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
First Published May 18th. 1894.
SHERIFY'S SALE

State Of Kansas. Ford County, 50:
Valley Loan & Trust Co. VS.. Polly A. Black.
ard, H. P. BACKYARD, BACKYARD his wife, W. +.
Harrell. Ella Harrell, minor over fourteen
years Of age, Harry Harrell, q minor over
fourteen years of age, Clyde Harrell, minor
over fourteen years of age, Walter Kinsale.
minor over fourteen years of age, Daniel
kinsale, = minor over fourteen years Of age
Garry Robinson. q minor over fourteen years
of age, Lola Robinson, minor over fourteen
years of age, Lucy Robinson, a minor over
fourteen years of age, Daisy Robinson. "a min
or over fourteen years of age, Willis Robin.
son, a minor over fourteen years of age,
John p. Robinson, . minor over fourteen
years of age. and CraytOn Robinson, minor
over fourteen years Of age
BY virtue of an order of sale to me directed
and delivered, issued out Of the 9th Judicial
District Court of the State Of Kansas, sitting
in and for Ford County. in said State, 1 will
on Saturday, June 10th, A. ID. 1894, at O'Clock
p. M. of said day, at the west front door of the
Court House, in the city of Dodge City, In the
County and State aforesaid, offer at public
sale and sell to the highest bidder for cash in
hand the following described real property,
tO-wit. The south east quarter of section
nineteen Q9), township twenty eight rs,
south of range twenty one (2N, west of the
9Th y. m. in Ford County, Kansas.
Said property to be sold as commanded by
the said order of sale.
c. NJ. BEESON, Sheriff
Sheriff's Office, Dodge City, Kansas, May
sth, 1894.
z. II. MADISON, Attorney for Plaintiff.
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First Published May %, 1891.
NO, 3lI5.


IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF FORD COUN
TY IN THE STATE OF KANSAS.
b. Lombard, Jr., James l.. Lombard. and
II. W. l.. Russell, trustees. plaintiffs,
vs..
A. J. Webster, Orlando Bond, ct al, de
State of Kansas, Ford county. IS.
To the defendants. A. J. Webster. Allan
Webster, "a minor under the age of fourteen
years.. j, A. Bachman and - Bachman
(whOse given name is unknOwnD partners
doing business under the firm name and
style of .. A. Bachman Bro, j A. BAG hman,
George Anderson, Harry Lamberton. Laura
Flersheim Emma Flersheim and Maud Fler-
sheim lminOrs under the age of IA years),
AdOlph 5. Flersheim, Jr., (minOr over the age
of fourteen years.. Laura Flersheim. guarCt-
eim Maud Flershefln, Adolph $. Flersheim,
Jr., minor heirs Of b. S. Fleshereim, deceas-
ed, and Andrew BOOrd, and each of them are
hereby notified that they, with others, have
Lombard, Jr, James l.. Lombard and III. W.
L. Russell, as trustees, in the district court
of Ford county, in the state OF Kansas, and
that unless they and each of them answer
the second amended petition of said plain
tifis filed in said action, in the office of the
clerk of said court By the 10th day of July,
1894, said second amended petition will be
taken as true, and Il judgment will be rem
dered in said action in favor OF said plain
tiffs and against the defendants, Orlando "A.
Bond, A. J. Webster, and NJ. W; sutton and
AlOnZO B.. Webster, deceased, for the sum
of Four Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty
seven and 50 loo Dollars "a So. SOY. with IN.
terest on Three Thousand Five Hundred and
Fifty Dollars from the frs: day of Decem-
ber 1899; on One Thousand Dollars from the
first day Of June, 1881. and on One Hundred
and seventeen and 30, 100 Dollars rom the
10Th day of March, 1892, all at the rate of
twelve per cent, computed semi annually;
and decree will be rendered against all the
defendants In said action, reforming mort OFT.
tl,x 4 M du1 of
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- 'c.ss-.; go SIS .;:E u T.s "cslo.
- i,,'"nh is 'cra5nrstin adopt.
- :..i::t,.i."c calculated TO i'm
.'~... - go mat i;:Xury. s.: ley
a. -" s.;.,! popular patronage ae-
80. :, .,i,r-:ient il thoroughly
- ~. i'.,;., ye..!ii,:leJ trains, mag
a: -:.. taos, >dr.', s.:ee.,a-s ard chair
.:u., - :! Tie .1:t.s. elegant, ans. OF
"a 80. i,:I.,r9rs,; patterns.
: ..:1ro and capabla ..a@eu.ent
.;s.;i .g'..3, honest service from en-
..i,yes ere important items. They are
= double Guty-to the Company and to
trayslers-and it is sometimes task
1ii.:o,.lt OF accomplishments. Passsn-
gers on this line will ind little cause
fer complaint On that ground.
Tie Importance of this Line can be
be.,-r understood if q short lesson in
..s"-. ny be now recited.
:,ssi is Tie great Eastern teTmini OF
=. Sock Island ROute?-Chicago
= ..4s a,:..r sl!b- Eastern teTmini has
ii: ,'ucria. To nat important POINTS
:cS -oa trains to the Northwest
=. -! sd Minneapolis, minnesota,
~ ,"te9;cyn and Sioux Falls, D.
-=-r TO what important Iowa and
'.-a.ss Drirts?--D:s Moines, Daven
Eva: Omaha and Lincoln, No
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my DEAR" said Mr.. McMint to his
wife, you arc not half severe enough
with Bobby. You must b firm. Now
watch mel Bobby you must not play
ball In the parlor!"
"Why mustn't ~
because I say 20"
FREDDY Gibbes plays ball In his par
1or1
THAT doesn't@
'And his folks don't Nok him, an
he's got . good homs-boo-hoo-sn' his
parents IL kind-boo- hoo'woWf
''Bobbyl"
"Boo-hoo-wow-ee-wo
''Bobbyi Como here, Bobby. Neve?
mind; there's . good boy. You can
play, Bobby"
"Boo-hool Will you gimme quarter.
too?"
It was here that Mr.. McMint gave
Bobby . twenty-Ave-cent piece and
changed the subject, ignoring happy
smile which played over Mrs. McMint's
features.-Chicago Record.
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SCIPIO.
Ford Items.

How badly we were bit Friday night.
Old Jack is terror to the vegetable
when enraged by Longfellow's Kabibon-
Okla, Corn foot high succumbed, but
is coming back to its emerald COM
plexion.
Mrs. n. j. Smith and Miss Hazel took
shopping trip to Dodge City Thurs
day, and made visit to Mrs. Ed. Madi-
son at the same time.
Our opera hall is now richly adorned
in charms of beauty; come, see aud go.
Our city fathers made good hit in plac-
ing its renovation in the hands of Frank
wilkins. Its old gloominess is gone and
the walls now wear a modest prettiness.
The stage. instead of a ghostly shadow
of the past, will with its new scenery be
'nagnificently enhanced; the new chairs
will be the ''seat'' of attraction. Every
body come Saturday evening, June End,
aud see the Danger signal and ''Perse-
cuted dutchman'' played by our home
amateurs, who did so we'll lately. Ad-
mission 10 cents, reserved seats Is cents.
proceeds to assist in furnishing the stage
with scenery. etc.
Mrs. f. o. Myers is on the sick list
but convalescing.
e. NJ. Ford. T. p. Ford and Rob. Brink
shot = and captured 5 coyotes few days
age. Why is there no bounty on the
scalp of those marauding pests:
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Maud Gust back from tho land o
eakes)-The Scotch have an odd way
of confusing the tense. For example.
they would say: Twill you be Capt.
Dashington?" instead Of "Are you
Capt Dashington?"
The Captain (seizing his opportun-
ity)-Well, Miss Maud, am not q Scots
man, but supposing I were to say:
"WM you be Mrs Darlington. what
would You Think"
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First Published May 18th, 1894.
SHERIFF'S SALE.

State OF Kansas, Ford County, 50:
Valley Loan & Trust Co. vs.. Zaccheus P.
Barber, Ella C. Barber, Minnesota Thresher
Manufacturing Go.
By virtue of an order of sale to me directed
and delivered, issued out of the 9th Judicial
District Court of the State of Kansas, sitting
in and for Ford County, in said State, will
on Saturday, June 10th. A. ID. 1891, at O'Clock
D. M of said day, at the west front door of
the Court House, in the city of Dodge City,
in the County and State aforesaid, offer at
public sale and sell to the highest bidder for
cash in hand the following described real
section twenty four Gay, township twenty
eight C2s), south of range twenty two (22),
west of the 9th p m. in Ford County, Kansas.
Said property to be sold ~ commanded by
the said order of sale.
C. NJ. BEESON, Sheriff.
Sheriff's Office, Dodge City, Kansas. May
Sth, 1894.
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Fatal Gift OF ReaAv.

''That is an awfully pretty girl that
Timmins Is engaged to tu6t now"
Eyes; too pretty, IN fact. Timmins
tells me that he is 30 fascinated with
her beauty that he has never had tho
courage to turn down the gas when he
was calling ON her for fear Of losing
sight Of her pretty face"-Indianapolis
Journal
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HumOr'O Decay.

Minstrel End Man Ito professional
literary humorist)-I say, old fellow,
now, really, is there any money in
writing jokes for the comic papers?
Humorist- Certainly. Why, can
live q whole week on about forty jokes!
End Man - Slavery. sir; positive
slavery Why in the palmy days of
ministrelsy ] could start in at. the be-
ginning Of the season with one joke,
and live on 1t for forty weeks.-Puck.
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A Sure Thing.

Mr.. Henpeck-Well, there is one
thing certain, and that is that can't
miss Heaven. I'm sure to get there.
.'How do you make that out?'' asked
his friend, Pete Amsterdam
Mr.. Henpeck-Easy enough. II /
die before my wife does then I'll be in
Heaven. If she dies first then this
EARTH will be Heaven enough for me-
Texas Siftin1s.
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A Cheap Amusemant.

Mrs. Upton-I don't know what to
do with myself this afternoon. Give
mo three dollars for q ticket to the con.
cert and I'll 60 there.
Hardy Upton - Really, Clara.
haven't but twenty-five cents, and
Mrs. Upton-Oh, well, give me that,
and I'll spend the afternoon shoppingl
Puck.
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Putting Her Near Heaven.

Porter of Sleeping Car-Your berth
is the top one, lady.
Passenger-What do yoa take me for
bundle of old-fashioned cry goods
that you want to put me out of sigh,
on the top shelf?
Porter-No, madam; only an angel
who ought to be as near Heaven as pos
sible.-Boston Gazette.
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Her Preference.

Aunt Alice-Here is a cake full of
plums and raisins and currants and
citron. Now, which part of it do you
like the best, Mabel?
Mabel-The part that is put On my
plate.-Harper's Young People.
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Saving Money.

Mrs. Swiftly-I'm making all my hats
myself to save money.
Mr.. Swiftly (much pleased cIndeedl
Mrs. Swiftly-Yes; this ono got on
only cost me twenty-five cents.
Mr.. Swiftly-Well, declare!
Mrs Swiftly-And put all the trim
ming on myself.
Mr.. Swiftly-Where did you get the
trimming?
Mrs. Swiftly-At Dreighood's. got
it for eighteen dollars. Chicago
Record.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
Advertised Letter List.

The following letters remain un-
claimed for week ending May a, 1894,
and unless called for within thirty days.
will be sent to dead letter office. Per-
sons calling for these letters will please
say, Advertised" and give date of
this notice:
Barrett, A. G. Cootzley, NJ. Green,
1. w. Lee, A. E. Perry, Jack. Robert
son, j. w. Imael, John.
r. w. EVANS, p. N.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
SIN AnOthOR.

There seem to be two classes OF
people in your country" said the OBJ
servant foreigner on . tour through
the United States; ''those that have
wealth and those that are struggling
frantically to get it.
''There is q third" replied young
Asa Spayds; ''the sons of rich men.
They struggle frantically to spend it. "
Chicago Tribune.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25

School in district number z closed on
Friday, with appropriate exercises.
There was quite freeze here on
Friday night, somewhat injuring garden
truck and potatoes.
Some of the wheat fields in this vi
cininity are being plowed up and plant
ed to corn.
-Chas. Ball and family Of Dodge City,
visited at Robt. Porter's two days last
week.
Score another for Wright, which has
three public school graduates to Dodge
City's two. The names of the graduates
are Chas. and Vessie and Misps. Stella
Byrne.
Workmen on the sections at this place
have been cut down to two each, and five
days work in the week.
TUMBLE WEED.
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Outraged.

Tramp-Can't you give mo somethin'
to eat, ma'am?
Kind Woman-Yes; here is q piece
of homemade mince pie.
Tramp asked for food, madam,
not work.-Truth.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
HUrtifyiDg HiAseak

Albert-Now that I have finished my
luncheon. may put couple Of pieces
of cake in my pocket?
Mamma-Why do you want to do
that. Albert? .,
Albert-Just to have them TO eat In
the afternoon. because You won't let
me ask for anything to eat between
meals.-Harper's Young People.
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Eus.sDt Terrible.

"Now, Master jacques. I've caught
you again. iou dranA.a whole glass
of wine during my absence"
mo, mamma, 'twasn't me; twas .
biscuit that drank the wine"
And where is the biscuit?''
20. ate it in order to punish it,
Paris GauloiS
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
A Source of Embarrassmen,

Esmerelda Longcofin-I've got such
. lovely parrot.
Birdie McGinnis-Can he talk?
Il should say so. He says: 'Ohwhat
. fool all day long"
"Well, doesn't that embarrass You q
little when there is company present.
Texas Siftings-
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25

Nov. Fred, what was the last thing
God created?"
"The HAsldn's ba6y.@LifeA
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Liked Studying ut Home.

Auntie-How very industrious you
are. 1 love to see little boys studying
at home.
Little Johnny-Yes'm, always learns
al my lessons at home.
''That's exactly what all children
should do"
"Yes'm. 1t gives us more time to
have fun at school. News
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25

"Gosh!" exclaimed Uncle Josh ad
dressing his nephew, who had takel
him as spectator to society ball
Gosh, there must be hard times in tn
city, too!''
"What makes you think SOP" asked
tho nephew.
There's mighty few of them woEe1
seem to have been able to scratch W
enough of clothes to wear."-N. Y
Press.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
Fort Dodge Taps.

TOTC DOuSc laps.
Com. Greene has returned.
-COmrade Hood and wife are visiting
their farm near Hays City.
The frost nipped some vegetation on
the lowlands Friday night last.
We drew our rations on the 18th. that
we might be free to 60 to the show.
"A delegation from Larned visited the
Home during the Mitchell Longwell trial.
We want more rain. Perhaps it may
be better after the irrigation convention.
Our cOmmandant returned on the 18th,
from weeks visit to his old home in
Douglas county. His wife came with him.
Postmaster squabble not yet settled.
Deputy P. NJ. Timmonds is an old -time
republican, and we hear the democrats at
headquarters consider him an offensive
partisan.
-COmrade Kidder bought a horse the
other day for S65. The other morning he
went to where he had lariated the animal
out for the night, and found the horse had
been united. The animal is still non est.
The board Of managers have been
with us, and found everything as quiet as
could be expected under the circumstances.
Mr.. Van VOOrhis remained and witnessed
the closing exercises of our schools. He
was much surprised at the high standard
shown by the pupils, and truly pleased.
Rev. Robbins is conducting a revival,
and meeting with some success in turning
the wicked from their Maynard course.
Many professors have had their spiritual
strength renewed and been furthered Oh
their journey to the Rapidan. Old SOL
diers Of the battered army Of the Potomac
who have heard the screech of shot and
she'll on the Rapidan know what that
means.
%, say, if you try to make up purses
to send away all the families that should
60, there will have to be new issue of
currency. This is one time where the
Democrat was ahead of the REPUBLICAN,
about three years ahead. These things
have been growing until the boil has fes-
tered and burst. What's become of Queen
lii? And she was said to be s'as nice a
woman rs there is in the Fort" Now,
you find that the Democrat has been TAX
ing advanced views in morals as well as in
politics. Its editor is in advance of his
supposed brethren. They are blinded by
the god of fusion-they have ploughed
with the populist heifer until they have
lost their pedigree.
SCIPIO.
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4 Sad Dlsappolntment.

Rich Uncle-So. my dear boy. you
haven't forgotten your uncle's birth
day, have you? You have bought me
this nice smoking cap. Thanks. little
nephew! Here Is half . dollar for you.
Little Nephew-Boo-ooh-ooh- It cost
seventy-fve centA-TexaS Siftiu0a
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A Candid Son-in.Law.

Tell me. candidly, how do you like
my daughter now you have been mar
ried three weeks" said Mr.. Boulevard
to Gus Birdwhist!e. =.
'As long as live I'll never forgive
you for not kicking me out Of the
house when / asked you for her hand"
replied Birdwhistle.-Texas. Siftings
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A Supp0slti0n.

Cynic-Your father was . great man.
I fancy.
Chappie-Wen, no Why did you
think so?
Cynic-It is . current belief that
great mems sons never amount to any
thing.-Truth.
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Husband QisteningeI think there
is burglar in the house.
Wife (excitedly)--Mercy me; is my
nightcap on straight?-Answers-
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You don't have monarchs In this
count y" said the foreigner, musingly.
"Not by that name" replied the ma
tive. I'VE have servant-girls. how
ever."-Judge.
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Tho Umpire

Mrs. Wickwire Who shall decide
when doctors disagree?
Mr. Wickwire-The coroner, guesA
indianapolis Journal.
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Had Occasion to Know.

Fond Parent-I cannot interfere,
Bobby; your teacher writes me that
she thrashed you ON principle.
Bobby-Weu, she didn't. Don't you
think know where she licked me?-
Life.
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Sarcastic Sister.

II wonder how Europeans come to
persist in that idea that bands of saw
ages frequent New York." asked the
athletic young man.
Possibly" replied his sister, 'be-
cause some of the visitors to this coun-
try have heard football team giving
the college yell "-Washington Star.
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Wanted Moro Data.

Papa-So you've asked my daughte,
to marry you. Can you support fam
lily?
Suitor-How many of you are theref
Town Topics.
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Stoddards, Worlds Fair and all other
portfolios of Photographic views hand.
somely bound at this ONCE at prices be-
low eastern houses.
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Lucky Little Boys,

Little Dick-I know why little COL
ored boys are SO happy.
Little Bob-Why?
Little Dick-'Cause their mothers
can't tell when their hands are dirty.
Good News.
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Good PIe.s 4. Know.

He-Do you play Gottsehalk's Last
Hope?" 1t just carries me away.
She-Yes. I'll play it. for you
Brooklyn Life.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
A Matter of Dollars and Cents.

a M8ttof Oh OOII8fB una C0ntS.
Old Gentleman-So you'd like to be-
come my son-in-law.
Mr. Harduppe-Yes sir. if You can
.fforl it.-Brooklyn Life. i,
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Reasoning BY Induction.

Old Gableigh introduced on the
train)-May l inquire. Miss Brown.
where you live?
Miss B.-I have the honor, sir. to re-
side in
Old Gableigh-Ahl see! Boston,
Town Topics.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25
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81 Hosack-How brown an yaller
the sun is settin' to-day.
Liz Francis-Yes; it looks for all tn
world like one of mothers punlxin
pies!-Life.
The Globe-republican., 1894-05-25

Let us remind you that now is the time
to take De Wits Sarsaparilla, it will do
| You good. 1t recommends itself.