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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Didn't Know Him.

Observant Citizen. ''That seems to
he a very thoughtful man in the fourth
seat front, judge"
Conductor. "No, Capitalist"
81 should have taken him for Judge
or deep student by his straightforward,
impressive look"
"Oh, he's only playing make believe
that he's paid his fare, but I'll get
him.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Two Lives Saved.

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction
City, ILL.,, was told by her doctors she
had consumption and that there was
no hope for her, but two bottles of DIR.
Kings New Discovery completely cur
cd her and she says it saved her life.
Mr.. Thos. Eggers, l39 Florida street,
San Francisco, suffered from a dread
full cold, approaching consumption,
tried without result everything else
then bought one bottle of DIR. Kings
New Discovery and in two weeks was
cured. He is naturally thankful. 1t
Is such results, of which these are SAM
piles, that prove the wonderful efficacy
of this medicine in coughs and colds
Free trial bottles mt j. y. Snyder's
drug store. Regular size 50c. and 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Little Tommy's Thoughtfulness.

'Elsie's afraid of growing fat" ssaid
little Tommy, who was being exhibi-
ted before company.
"How do you know?' asked one of
the guests.
Because" replied Tommy, conf
IDENTIFY, 'last night when she and Mr..
Brown were on the piazza | heard her
say:
'I'm afraid Pm heavy, amt I?''
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Reason on This.

You would call a man fool To try to
run an engine with n crooked piston
rod. Yet you are attempting that
when you live with your system in a
disordered condition. Whatever you
may be mentally, you are physically a
machine. Nothing interests you more
than keeping il i'm order. If your di-
gestion is out of condition, or your
kidneys are disordered, Use DIR. David
Kennedy's Favorite remedy, a medi-
cine prepared by famous physician,
and tested for years by thousands of
persons, who all endorse it.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Some Prenarations.

Wife-Considering how long I've
been away, / think you might have
made some preparations to receive me.
Husband-You do me an injustice,
my dear. l have had the parlor and
library thoroughly cleaned and aired"
Servant (interrupting Please, sir,
the man has come with the wagon for
them empty bottles"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Trust Those Who Have Tried

Catarrh caused hoarscneSs and diff
Guilty in speaking. also 10 "A great ex-
tent lost hearing. BY the use of Ely's
Cream Balm dropping of mucus has
ceased, voice and hearing have greatly
improved.-J. W. Davidson, Atty at
Law, Monmouth, Ill.
| used Ely's Cream Balm for catarrh
and have received great benefit. / be-
lieve il a safe and certain cure. Very
pleasant to take.-Wm. Frazer, Roch-
ester, y. Y.
Price of Cream Balm is fifty cents.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Fraud, That Must Be Checked.

The attention of the state authorities
has recently been called to the numerous
frauds and impositions which are being
practiced upon many citizens of the state
by foreign building and loan associations
whose principal headquarters are outside
the state and over which the authorities
have no control. The most Of these COM
plants have been made from people in
Western Pennsylvania, where these asso-
Citations have the largest membership.
The plan of these corporations is TO reg
lister in the Office of the Secretary Of the
Commonwealth and pay a registration
fee of sl0.25. which entities them 10 do
business in the state. Local organizations
are then effected through the state and
local boards of directors chosen, whose
duties are siiaply nominal, but who are
supposed Ia give them standing in the
community. local treasurer is APP
pointed to collect the monthly dues and
forward them to the home office.
Complaint is made by those who have
taken loans from the associations and
given mortgages on their property TO Sc
cure them that as soon rs the mortgage Is
given it is transferred to a third party
who in short time begins proceedings
for foreclosure and the unsIIspecting
victim discovers that he has no defense 10
the mortgage and his property is swept
away. In New York aud other adjoining
states laws have been passed forbidding
all foreign building and loan associations
to transact business within their borders
The number of these associations doing
business in Pennsylvania is constantly
increasing and it Is likely that AN effort
will be made to secure the passage of a
law by the next legislature which WILL
guarantee greater protection to their
shareholders in this state. If they are al
lowed 10 go on as they have il is feared
the frauds may become as great Is those
practiced 10y the ''death-bed insurance"
companies which were throttled several
years ago by the state authorities.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
His Greatest Sacrifice.

Proof.-She-"You profess to think a
great deal of me. That is all right 80
long as everything is going pleasantly.
But would you make any great sacri-
flee for my sake ~
He-"You know l would. Haven't
l offered to marry you ~
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
WHEN EDITH PLAYS.

Wien Edith plays s;nange wiieaeries
Her fingers work with the white keys,
s7or though the songs OF yesterday
Ghe.ir q fountains dropping spray.
The night wind whispering in the trees.
And eaten pipes ON Arcady's
Dim plains. aud oddly hlcRt with these
4 catchy street song OF to-day
When Edith plays,
GAY naiin bells ring ecstasies
OF youth and hops, and melodies,
Like vesper chimes do haunt and stray
Add tint to-day and yesterday
In rosy hours Of dreamfGl ease
When Edith plays.
-gafcuO0 Fsiter OceGa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
A Nation of Inventors.

Foreign Visitor-''To what do YOU
ascribe the remarkable inventive inge-
nuity of the Amcricans?''
Host-''Puritan mothers"
81 do not understand"
"A boy with that kind of mother
has got to cultivate his inventive facul-
fies If he is going to have any fun"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Home and Abroad.

1t is the duty of everyone, whether
at home or travelling for pleasure or
business, to equip himself with the
remedy which will keep up strength
and prevent illness, and cure such ills
as are liable to come upon all in every
day life. Hoods Sarsaparilla keeps
the blood pure and less liable to absorb
the germs of disease.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
True independence.

Yong LADY, am tired of living on
my relatives, and want to be independ-
ent
Employment agent-I might get you
place in store
That won't do. I'd be under some
ones orders continually. / want to be
independent of everything and every
body.
All, see. I'll get you a place as
cook.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Politely Told.

Young Lady-strolling in the woods
-0-o-o, What horrible odor, Some
thing must be dead.
Polite Iouth--in the fur Iine-N-o,
it's live fur-bearing animal, known
10 the trade as the black narten.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

The Virginia creeper is an excellent
vine for covering fences and outbuild-
ings. The plants should be cut down
to The ground when planted, that the
young shoots may cling as they grow.
In the fall the foliage becomes brill
liant red and yellow.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

Mr.. Isaac Jones, of this place, has ac-
cepted the agency of the Elmira Roofing
and best roofing companies i'm existence.
Mr.. Jones will be ut all times prepared To
repair or paint metal roofing, or 10 furnish
new roofing of the famous Climax
brand, the oldest and best roofing in the
marked.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

Mrs. Messer-"Now, Tommy, go and
kiss your auntie or mamma will whip
you hard" Tommy lafter long look
at the auntie )-"Whip me, MAJ
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

''Have you a good cook" "She's
very good; goes To church four times
week. She can't cook, though"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

When a woman is trying to write a
letter on a half sheet of paper, much
may be said ON both sides,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
CATAR r b

naniation, Heals the Sores. Projects ii, o..
brsine from Colds, Restores the Scn>c, ,l.,-'.i ,l
and smell The Balm T. quicSly aur 3
anu gives relief at once. Price ~ ''''
Druggists or BY mail.
ELY BROTHERS.. IS Warren Stre| \
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

Hoods Pills are hand made, and
perfect in proportion and appearance.
25c. per box.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
A Day in Bed.

We are naturally given to condemn
and despise the idea Of remaining in bed
when our health is good and all our vital
forces are in fair working order, says
the Health Bulletin. Apart from the
matter of our nightly rest, we rarely
think of "a day in bed'' either as pre-
servaiiye of health or conducive TO lon
gevity. Yet AIN convinced there is muck
10 he said in favor of "a day in bed'' now
and then, as an aid 10 health in the mid
die age and as measure tending to pro-
long life in the old.
In bed the whole muscular system is
at ease and the wear and tear of the
body is reduced To minimum. The pro-
cesses of getting rid of waste matters are
in allegiance there is less waste to get
rid of, and lungs, skin and kidneys have
a measure of comparative repose. The
nervous system, above all, is soothed and
comforted by the day in bed.' Anxi-
cites and worries disappear after the rest,
and the individual returns to the work
aday world refreshed and renovated,
physically and mentally, in degree such
rs the actions of no medicines could have
accomplished.
In word, the person who enjoys "a
day in bed" is in the position of an en-
gine whose fires are banked down and
whose energies are recruiting for the re-
newal of the work of tomorrow.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
DIRECTIONS.
for using
Cream Balm.

Apply a particle Ol
the Balm well uI
into the HOStrilS
After a moment
draw strong breath
through the nose.
Use three times a
day.aftcrmeals pre-
f-rreti. and beior.
retiring.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
Do Trees Require Sleepl

In the larger cities where shade tre9s
are few and scattering, electric lights
seem To have no visible effect upon their
foliage. In the towns and villages, how
ever, many of which have their electric
light systems, the effec; is very noticea-
bile, the leaves appearing as though they
had been subjected to the blighting
breath of a harmattan. The question
was recently discussed at a meeting OF
the eastern arboriculturists, the conclu-
sion being that trees need darkness in
order that they may sleep, and that be-
ing continually kept awake and active
they have been worn out, and made pre-
maturely old by the action of the light.
That this is probably the correct solution
of the mystery of the dropping leaves
may be judged from the fact that similar
trees in the neighborhood of those aifect-
ed, Though not exposed to the illumina-
tom, still retain their color and seem
bright and strong.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

Ely's Cream Balm
opens and cleanScS
the Nasal Passages,
Aliays Pain and-In,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

For mites, maps, DC, go To Ticket Agent or
address Thos. r. Watt, =. A. W. D., llO Fifth
Avenue. Pttsburg, Pa.
=. NJ. Provost, j. r. Wood.
Gen'l Manager. Genl Pass. Agt
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
IMpoRraNr TO apYERrIsERs

The cream of the country papers L - -
in Remingtcn's County Seat Lists -.
advertisers avail themselves Of these -. -.
copy of which can be had Of Rene
Bros. of New York Z PittShur..
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03

THE
PEOPLES
STORE.
The EXPOSITION.
WE PAY
Your Car Fare.
Buy a carpet here during September,
and we will pay your Car Fare both
ways from all towns within fifty miles
of Pittsburg. For all towns over that
distance, we will pay Car Fare one
way. This offer is on Carpets only;
and in addition, We will sell Carpets at
the lowest prices in the city. Cut this
out and bring it with you.
Best Extra Super lngrainS at 6Oc.
Best 10 Wire Tapestries at : 80c.
Fine Body Brussels at Sl.OO.
Soft Velvet Carpet al Si00.
IT is NOT NECESSARY
to buy Carpet TO pay your ear fare,
for you can save your own car fare by
buying your fall outfit here. Everything
YOU need can be found right here in
this store at the lowest prices in Pitts
burg.
All Wearing Apparel from Shoes 10 Millinery.
Al Materials from auslins to Silks.
All Hcus,holi Necessities from Towels TO Carpets.
If YOU want To see the latest and
choicest styles, and at lowest prices you
ever heard of don't miss seeing our
New Imported Dress Goods
at 92c, SI.0o, SI.25, sL50.
Plain & Figured Fall Silks
69c, 75c, 89c, and 98c.
All the other departments too. Thirty
of them, and all of them money savers.
Try them.
Campbell & Smith,
Successors TO Campbell & Dick-)
81, SS, s., 81, & 50 Fifth AVGllG,
PITTSBURC.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1894-10-03
DENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
EASTERN STANDARD TIME.

CONDENSED SCHEDULE.
Trains arrive and depart from the station at
IOhnstowOn as follows:
WESTWARD
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-02-10

Sole Agents for Hydro Safety Lamps for Incubators
and Breeders Cynona for Gsinecting and killing
mine Ravens Horse, Cattle and Poultry Food. Nish
bets Tonic Poultry Powder
Manufacturer Of Croley's California Poultry Remedy
ronp sweedhead and ali diseases of the head eyes
md throat of fowls Anglo Americ;a -! temel'ts. +
varieties warranted to cure No. Pill, for Pigeons
Everything for Fanciers and Breeders Write for what
you 81
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-02-10
. n SIONS!

Being located near the Govern
ment Departments we are able to
give your claims better attention
than attorneys located elsewhere.
Special attention given to difficult
and rejected claims. If your present
attorney does not suit you, and is
slow, write Us. Soldiers who have
lost their discharges can obtain new
ones. Charges of desertisn removed.
No fee unless you get a pension.
Advice FREE. Soldiers pensioned
at less than twelve (S12) per month,
and suffering from disability in add
ton to that named in their pension
certificate may obtain increase under
the new law. 1t is not necessary for
you tc have gotten any ailments in
war to get pensIoned under the new
law. Pensions for widows and child
rem without regard to cause of sol
diers death; mothers and fathers
who are now dependent, whether
they were dependent on soldier when
for service rendered in Mexican and
Indian wars. Mexican pensions can
now be increased to SD month,
Suspended pensions restored.
PATENTS,
Caveats, Trade Marks, Designs,
Copyrights and all Patent business
conducted for Moderate Fees In
formation and advice given to inven-
tors without charge. Address,
The Norman Claim agency,
Box 167. Washington, D. G
sill
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The morning call., 1894-11-08
BERKELEY.

The election In Berkeley proved TO be very
quiet Notwithstanding that some OF tie polling
places had little beer Oh tap. The counting
has been very slow, owing 10 the ineXperIence
OF most of the clerks; the count has averaged
about twenty all hour. West Berkeley and East
Berkeley finished last evening. but Precinct 3
will not be finished before early this morning.
Precinct 8 with It's 548 votes is one of the
largest IN the Stale. The vote on The whole
was up 10 the average. being 1928 for The regu-
lar ticket and 200 for the freeboders. The
independent taxpayers frcehoiders' ticket was
elected IN fuli. thus putting in MeSSfs. Bruins,
DorniD, EDgebretseD. Finn. Hanscom. Meicalf,
Mccarthy. Richard, Schmidt, Underwood, Will
knson, Weir, Wickson. ii. l.. Jones. aud
Whitney.
The votes as cast bv precinct for the regular
ticket were: First 275, second 1872, third 54S,
fourth &c. fifth go, sixth $50. seventh 157.
Spear did not run rs well as expected probably
owing 10 the A. L. A. influence. Lord and
Shaw have The two iusticeships. They are
Dolh from the same part of town, the east end.
rms Is unusual. previously West Berkeley
always securing one.
University Settlement.
The University Settlement Association of
san francisco selected for its association
house South Park, between Bryant and Bran
nan and Second and Third streets. The set
tienent VIII open its house during the latter
part OF tnls month, a general cleaning up and
furnishing being necessary before 1t is opened.
The question of rent Is settled by Mrs. Hearst 5
donation OF 500 month for the purpose. DR..
i. l.. HAYNES will represent tile State Unlver-
sty In having charge of the work, and he VIII
perhaps share the charge with some one from
Stanford. Several postgraduate students Will
take ITO their residence at The house, and The
social work will be under way by tile ST OF
December.
University Needs.
An appeal 10 the alumni has been issued by
the committee on legislation of the Regents re-
qnesting all graduates 10 work for an appro-
priaton nom the next Legislature of special
funds for The university. among the pressing
needs OF the university is an administration
building, an armory, woman's building.
museum and additions TO the literary and OBJ
seryatory.
For the Kindergartsns.
A peanut social will be held at Unity Hall to-
morrow evening for The benefit OF tho free
kindergartens. Mrs. Dr. Shuey OF LOrn will
read poem entitled THE California Kinder
Rarten." kindergarten work Will be Illus
trated by lille children from the West Berke-
ley kindergarten.
The morning call., 1894-11-08
WILL BE ROUTED.
Kelley's +" Army :" to Be
Broken Up.
Wallace, Who Is Accused of Passing
Forged Checks, Anxious for
Trial.

0AKLAND.-Now that the election is over
kelley's organized rramps, as predicted
some weeks ago. will find that they
Will not have such easy time as for
merry. Up TO The closing Of the polls on
Tuesday evening there were but few candidates
who would be guilty of such undplomatic con-
duct as TO openly declare that many OF them
are tramps and that their organization is a
nulsance-a public eyesore and a Drain upon
the pockets Of those who are not TOO arsto.
cratic TO work.
Now 1t is different. Ben Wright, proprietor
OF the Galindo Hotel on Eighth street, which Is
directly across the street from the big tents
which shelter the Industrials, visited Prescott
ing Attorney Melvin at the City Hall yesterday
He wanted TO know whether he could not
swear out warrants for the arrest of the entire
''army.n
II am heartily tired OF having them In such
near proximity TO me-" said he. my hotel
overoOks the lot In which they live and my
guests are daily subjected TO most dsgraceful
scenes. They do not work aud are nothing
more than vagrants"
Mr.. Melvin took the matter under considera-
ton, but it is more than probable thai the army
will be routed before the sun Will have made
many more dcscents into the broad Pacific.
For the Academic Cham pionshIp.
Although Oakland has not been permitted to
have q single one of the scheduled games of the
Big Three League played on her grounds, she
The morning call., 1894-11-08
ALAMEDA.

Alameda's mail service has been greatly i'm
proved OF late and Postmaster Stoddard has
just effected some changes which will be much
appreciated. Hitherto the southeastern por-
ton OIL the city has been neglected while other
sections mad but one delivery OF mail day.
1ne entire city now gets two deliveries daily.
kahl-Lubben Wedding.
A wedding ceremony OF considerable interest
last evening was that of Miss Henrietta Lubben
and John hahl. The young couple were united
I'D marriage at the home OF the bride In the
West End.
Was Cut by Rope.
The friends Of Theodore A. Smidt thought he
nad Deen IN political discussion when he APP
peafed on the street last evening with a ban
oaged mead. While assisting DIR. Diete In some
veterinary work lie was badly cut by rope at
tached 10 furious animal
Hit by Electric Car.
An electric car on Santa Clara avenue ran
into butchers wagon belonging TO Mold Bros.
on tuesday afternoon. The horse was struck
IN tne mead and knocked down, receiving some
bad injuries.
President Jordan's Lecture.
Dr. David Starr Jordan, president OF Stanford
University. Will deliver a lecture to- night at the
Unitarian church on Grand street. His sub
lect VIII De; THE Ascent Of the Matierhorn."
The morning call., 1894-11-08
SPURIOUS TICKETS.
Abel Patton Does a Thriving Bust
ness Outside the Pacetrack.

The gate receipts at the Bay District race
track have for several days past been consider
ably less than represented by the number of
admission tickets. An examination of the
tickets showed no apparent difference but il
was strongly suspected that many of them
were being sold by some person not connected
with the association.
An accident LED 10 the confirmation OF the
suspicion. On election day there were no
races. but tickets had been printed bearing
that date, November 6. Yesterday many OF
the tickets handed in were found TO bear the
date November z. Measures were at once
taken 10 discover The man VINO was selling the
spurious tickets. He was found outside the
gate and turned ont 10 be Abel Patton, a we'll
Known Plne-StreeI sidewalk broker He was
promptly arrested and taken to the City Prison
where he was charged with obtaining money
by false pretenses.
Patton says he brought three OF the tickets
from mani downtown. One was for himself
another for friend, and lie sold the third 10 a
boy as he did NOT require il. He is a little. old
Engllshman. and put on very much Injured
air when king about his arrest
The morning call., 1894-11-08
NEW BOOKS EVERY DAY
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We offer TO our Subscribers a choice Of
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In order TO obtain these books it is only
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III cents for each book desired, and you
will receive the books by return mail.
Out-of-town subscribers who send orders
BY mail are requested to make at least
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able, In order that they may not be dis
appointed In securing one Of them. We
pay ali postage.
The morning call., 1894-11-08
BiRTHS-M ARRIAGES-DE DEATHS,

BORN.
ROPERS-In this city. November z 1894 to the
wife OF ID. J. RoDers, a daughter
MlTCHELL-ln this city, october 23, lSg4, to the
wife or Thomas +. Mitchell daughter
ChAW FORD-In this city, October 81, lS9A TO
the wife OF w. l. Crawford a SON.
JOHNSTON-In this city, November . 1894 To
the VIE OF Robert Johnston, a son.
MADlSON-In Alameda, to the wife OF James
Madison, \ son.
HALLER-November 9 1894 to the vtfs of
Joseph p. Halter. daughter