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up both solid flesh and strength after grip,
pneumonia, fevers and other prostrating
diseases, Golden Medical Discovery" has
no equal. 1t does not make fat people more
corpulent, but builds up solid, schozesome
fesh
Do you feel dull, languid, low spirited.
have fullnessor bloating after eating, tongue
coated, bitter or bad taste in mouth, irregu-
lar appetite. frequent headaches, tsfoating
specks" before eyes, nervous prostration and
drowsiness after meals?
If you have any considerable number Of
these symptoms, you are suffering from
torpid liver, associated with dyspepsia, or
indigestion. The more complicated your
disease the greater the number of symptoms.
No matter what stage it has reached, DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will SUBJ
due it.
Nervousness, sleeplessness, nervous pros
tration, nervous debility, and kindred dis
blood. The nervous system suffers for want
Of pure, rich blood to nourish and sustain
it. Purify, enrich and vitalize the blood BY
taking "Golden Medical Discovery and all
these nervous troubles vanish.
The "Golden Medical Discovery" is far
better for this purpose than the much adj
vertised nervines and other compounds, SO
loudly recommended for nervous prostration,
as they put the nerves to Sleep" but do
not invigorate, brace up and so strengthen
the nervous system as does the S Discovery"
thus giving permanent benefit and a radical
cure.
Buy of reliable dealers. With any Others,
something else that pays them better will
probably be urged as just as good" Per
haps it is, for them; but it can't be, for you.
A Book u36 pages treating Of the fore
going diseases and pointing out successful
means of home cure, also containing vast
numbers of testimonials, with phototype
portraits of writers), references and other
valuable information, will be sent on receipt
of six cents, to pay postage Address,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, 663
Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Depends ON the Point of view.

..Itbeats all how the gum habit is
growing the passenger in the snuff.
colored suit was Saying: There are
not less than halfa dozen young women
in this car chewing gum
I'll see,' answered the passenger with
the heavy gold watch chain. Well,
can say one thing: never chew it,
Neither do I. It's detestable
habit
SIT is indeed"
''And it doesn't do anybody any good.
It's. not only. offensive. but utterly
proftless.
.srofitless? I'm not so sure of that.
By the:way,,sI am just starting with my
family for q tour through Europe. We
shall be gone about six months,
..What has that got to do with the
grm-chewing habit?'
'':Nothing, except tlrat Pm the pro
prietor of, a chewing gum factory. -
Chicago Tribune. .
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DlZZlED BY SUCCESS.
Ludicrous Antics of y Great Man Upon
Landau Street

Ludicrous Antics of y Great Man Upon q
London Street.
James Hinton, the celebrated aurist
and essayist, was one Of those men who
are absolutely oblivious to the impress
sion made upon the world by their own
eccentricities of demeanor. He was an
odd little man. AS some one once said
of him: There never lived man
with whittier soul, warmer heart or
:; shriller voice" He wrote book that
set the world talking, and also leaped
at once into fine medical practice.
One day j. c. Jeaffreson was walking
along a London street, when he heard
his own name uttered in high treble.
He says:
Turning quickly round, / saw a
pavement in high excitement, to the
considerable Inconvenience of way.
farers. It was James Hinton. Jump
ing up to me, he shook my hand, with
convulsive tags, as he.ejaculated:
/ am SO very glad, so inexpressibly
glad to see you! Ihave SO often wished
co see you and tell you all that has hap
pened!
Having, by this time. shaken my
hand with more than sufficient cor
diality, he stepped back few PAGES
and, in doing so, Numbered against a
stout lady, and knocked a small boy
down into the gutter. After viewing
me in the right perspective, he danced
up to me again. and then danced before
me, calculating in the highest notes OF
his shrill voice:
~ am SO delighted to see you! There
is SO much for us to talk about! So
many things have happened that !
want to tell you about! Do you know,
am a successful man, very success
full man? became a success all in a
minute. Isn't it ludicrous? You never
expected me to be successful man.
No one thought it in the least degree
possible that should be success. No
one! no one! no one! See! that's my
carriage! Those are my horses! Is it
not absurd? Do, my dear fellow, say
it is bsurd thatI should drive about
London in my own carriage'
Having thus, in complete innocence,
entertained London crowd by his an
tics, he stepped into the wonderful car.
riage and drove away, beaming."
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wonder, for up to recently Armen,ans
were not in the habit of emigrating
to this country, and the facts am go
ing to cite further on will explain how
it comes that the world at large does
not know much of this people.
For the Armenians somewhat resem-
BILE the Jews in this that they are a
race, but not a nation, being also wide.
ly scattered and leading no indepcnd-
ent political existence. Like Poland,
the territory once occupied by the Ar
menians under rulers of their own has
been parceled out to three powers-the
eastern districts belonging to Persia;
the northern to Russia, and the largest
portion, the western, forming part of
Asiatic Turkey. Erivan is the capital
city of Russian Armenia, while Err
erum is that of the Turkish part and
Tabriz that of the Persian.
How large the number of Armenians
is to-day IS not definitely known, but
it is probably not less than 10000
600, for besides the wholly Armenian
population of those three districts-to-
gether the size of France-thcre are
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menian mountain ranges, and it's highs
est peak, the Mnssis, after lying dor
mant for centuries, resumed its vol
canic act ivity in 1910, and during that
eruption thesvillage Of Argoorz, where
tradition has it Noah planted his first
vine, was destroyed.
Armenian history goes far back Ito
$500 years B. G., and 1913 of our era
they preserved their national in
tegrity against all conquerors. The
two dynasties OF the Haighians and Of
the Arsacides were fourishing during
this long period, and then came the
Persians, the Greeks. the Arabs, the
Turks, the Tartars, who ravaged the
country by turns and made it mere
dependency. Armenia had another pc
Rod of prosperity during the time Of
the Crusaders, from 1859 until about
1900, the most brilliant epoch being
that Of David the Restorer, and Of his
beautiful daughter, Queen lamar.
The latter occupies in the legendary
lore Of the Armenians as prominent q
place as King Solomon among the
}4wa, and some poems and hymns COM
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THE OLD SPITE LANE.


The Spite Lane runs along the line 'tw!xt
Slocum's farm and ours
A narrow space etween each fence where
nothing grows but flowers.
The relic Of silly feud that smoldered many
years,
That caused harsh words between the men and
reused our mothers fears:
A country quarrel long ago. q quarrel firm and
Hero where lives are narrow and people aCon't
forget
We children keep the quarrel not although its
mark is plain,
For there between our meadows green till runs
the old Spite Lane.
Sometimes when father sits about, at peace
with all the world,
The country paper on his knee. the smoke
wreaths bout him curled,
drop hint on foolish spies that run to cruel
ends,
And how much nicer it would be II neigh6ors all
were friends.
He'll snap out: mo! I'll fight it out. Them
Slocums can't beat me!'
But he amt as hearty in 1t now as what he
used to he;
When cross the line he'd shake his fist and
fairly almost swear,
While oil man Slocum with his men would
holier: jest you darc!"
But then, those times, think, are gone; they'll
never come again
And some bright day Wen tear away the silly
old Spite Lane
For, often IN the eventide, when at the pasture
bars
The cowbells tinkle In the dusk beneath the
summer stars,
Sweet Laura Slocum steals away to meet me
once again
No angry words can then be heard across the
old Spite Lane.
Old feuds old hates old Quarrels harsh, young
hearts can END them thus,
The fences mark a lovers lane just wide enough
for u.s.
The Spite Lane runs along the line 'twixt
Socum's farm and ours;
1t marks path of sulen ath-but naught
grows there save flowers!
Roy l.. McCardell, in Puck.
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to New York, man and wife, by tn


evening train"
But poor papa, Mr.. Willoughbyl'
HE won't mind, once it's over. l
can easily telegraph to him from New
York. BY Jove, won't that meddling
old beau of yours-Steele is Ills name,
isn't it?-sta rep"
And Leslie Willoughby INDUCED in q
hearty laugh atthe idea; but Josephine
colored, and then grew pale.
Don't Leslie she replied: Mil
ford Steele has always been good and
true friend to me-
II dare say, / dare say. Well, Josie,
just you get your father to advance
that one hundred dollars and we'll
give 'em all the slip. Well take the
eight train"
mo, you won't-not it I know it, -,
interrupted gruff voice. Tor my
sister Eliza, your lawful welded wife,
Pete Sprowle, you know-she amt
neither dead nor divorced. And you're
no more Justice Chapman's nephew
than I'm stepfather to Queen Victoria
and your name amt Willoughby-
and you're COMPOUNDED scoundrel and
villain, Pete sprowle- that's what
you be-"
And Leslie Willoughby. struggling
to his feet with face Of wrath and
confusion, found himself face to face
with his respected brother-in-law and
coplotter and Milford Steele.
''Slanderer! this is your work."
gasped he, aiming blind blow at the
latter.
and am proud of it." declared
Steele: ''or, rather, shall be, when
I've kicked you out of this house."
Word and deed were simultaneous,
and in another second Josephine and
Steele were alone in the room.
ooh, Milford'' she faltered, ''can this
be true? or am dreaming?'
ut is true, Josie, that you are saved
that yonder miscreant is a married
man, as we'll as an unprincipled adj
venturer."
Dear Milford, how can l ever thank
you?" she murmured, lifting her soft
brown eyes to his face.
II will tell you, Josie-one of these
days"
Squire Merriford could hardly be-
lieve his own ears when he heard the
tale.
Il came precious near being an old
fool" observed he sagely, and there
was some truth in his remark. -Chica-
go Mail.
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The subject of the above portrait is the
Rev. Chas. Prosser, q much beloved and most
devout minister of the gospel at Mount Car
mel, Northumberland Co., Pa Mr. Prossers
usefulness, was, for long time, greatly i'm
paired by q distressing, obstinate disease
How his malady was finally conquered we
will let him tell in his own language He
says: was a great sufferer from dyspep-
STA, and I had suffered so long that was
a wreck; life was rendered undesirable and
it seemed death was near but came in
contact with DIR. Pierces Golden Medical
Discovery and his Pleasant Pellets took
twelve bottles of Discovery and several
bottles Of the Pellets and followed the
hygenic advice of DR.. Pierce, and am
happy to say it was indeed cure, for life is
worth living now"
For dyspepsia, or indigestion, oliver COM
plant, !" or torpid liver, biliousness, constipa-
ton, chronic diarrhea and all arrangements
of the liver, stomach and bowels, Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery effects
perfect cures when all other medicines fail
1t has specific tonic effect upon the lining
membranes of the stomach and bowels AS
an invigorating, restorative tonic it gives
strength to the whole system and builds up
solid flesh to the healthy standard, when re-
duced by wasting diseases"
Whitcherville, Sebastian Co., Ark, writes !:
Having suffered severely, for long time,
from torpid liver, indigestion, constipa-
ton, nervousness and general debility, and
finding no relief in my efforts to regain my
health, was induced to try DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant
Pellets Under this treatment, improved
very much and in few months was able to
attend to my professional duties"
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He KNEW HER.
And Thought It Wasn't SAFE to Risk Dis
obeylng Her Orders.

And Thought It Wasn't SAFE to Risk Dis
obeyIng Her Orders.
On one occasion Judge Andrew Eli
son was trying an important case at
Macon City and desired to rush it
through in order to make way for an
other case coming up next morning.
The court instructed the jury and court
officials to return after supper that
night, as it was intended to hold q
night session. At o'clock all the of
6cers, numerous witnesses and the
jury, with one exceptions were prompt
" on hand. OF course. nothing could
be done without the absent juryman.
The minutes ran into hours, and still
the prodigal did not return. At late
hour court adjourned without having
accomplished anything. Next morn
ing at o'clock sharp the twelve jury
men were in the box. His honor
scanned the crowd and asked for the
truant. He was pointed out and the
court ordered him to stand up.
''Mr. said the judge addressing
the derelict, didn't you understand
the order Of the court last night re-
quiring the jury to be on hand after
supper?"
5 Yes, your honor, said the iuryman,
explaining, '.but you see live quite a
ways out of town, and my wife gave
me an order prior to the courts order,
and her order was that shouldn't stay
in town over night. considered the
matter and concluded it was safer to
risk your honor's displcasure than
her'n, because" he added, earnestly,
Il know her. -
The court looked solemn moment,
as if weighing some mighty problem;
then smile started across his face,
and the bar, court officers and specta-
tors broke out into tumultuous laugh
ter. The juryman was forgiven; there
were many there who could, perhaps,
appreciate his position. st Louis Post
Dispatch.
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WIT AND WISDOM.

Lots poor wife is not the only won.
an who did not want to move.-Dallas
News.
The kick Of COW is not the most
acceptable form of milk punch. The
Farmer.
!, Love may be blind, but the neigh
bors generally aren't. - Somerville
Journal
Life is not diamond, but seed
with possibilities of endless growth. -
j. r. Miller.
When man is asked to foot bill
how can he be blamed for ''kicking?''
-YonKers Gazette.
How is this, waiter? There are
no, oysters in these shells What
can you expect sir, when we only
charge ten cents dozen. Fliegende
Blaetter.
Teacher--Now, give me an example
of a common noun Scholar Man.
Teacher-Now, give me an example OF
collective noun. Scholar-Tax man.
Brooklyn Life.
Tom-Did Maud tell you the truth
when you asked her her age? Jack
Yes. Tom--What did she say? Jack
She said it was none of my business.
Yankee Blade.
q -She-Am the first girl you ever
loved? He-Well, I really can't say
that, you know; but I never loved any
other girl so much as I do you now.
:Somerville Journal. IS.
Hardup- That man looks as though
he. had smallpox. wouldn't touch
him for ten dollars. Wigwag-You
probably wouldn't get it if you did -
philadelphia Record. s.
The audience in: the back part Of
the hall applauded Miss Jibley wildly
every time she sung. Did they enjoy
her music?', mo: it was because they
couldn't hear her. Inter Ocean.
Mrs. Hifli Us Somehow or other /
couldn't help feeling awfully cheap in
my new hat this morning" Hifii-
.'Humph! I'll bet hundred the hat
wasn't troubled that way. Buffalo
Courier. sSs 4 as d:
How talkatiye Cholly Chinlxins
has become since you introduced him to
that .Bykins girl, = said Maud. Yes, 2
replied Mamie, he has al last come
across some body who knows less about
something than he does Washing ton
Star. ga s g - :. S
.rhat.sAll Rig b luf fkins- WAS
that your = 81 u YOU, at church
with. last Sunday? n s. Meeke 10. 2
asBluffkinsa s. Vii; some other man s?''
!; Aleeke 81 es.i ~ Blufkins those,
pray?" Meeke father-in-law's' .
Detroit Free Press,
Detective Yes, I've got the de-
scription Of the missing jewelry writ
ten down ali. right Now, how much
money did the elbows take? Mr. Bill
lus Isdon't know exactly. Maria, my
dear, how much money was there il my
pockets last nigh ehicago Tribune.
sA CHICKEN ought TO make good guide.
AT least it knows considerable about the
lay Of the land. 80 chester Democrat.
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a Good Medicine.

A good medicine is one that does what is
claimed for it. People have found out that
DR.. Wards Gen-De-C Cambria for the Blood
is claimed for it. Have you tried it vet? If
not, don't neglect your system at this time
Of year, but go at once to your druggist and
buy q bottle Of DR.. Wards Gen-D Cambria
for the Blood. If you can't get it there, send
to The J. r. Watkins Medical Company,
Proprietors Of DR.. Wards Remedies, Vino
ma, Mimi, who will send it to you by ex-
press prepaid, upon receipt Of price, ST.
per bottle; three bottles for $3.50.
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THRIFTY ARMENIANS.
Ono Hundred Thousand Now
Dwell In This Country.
HiStory OF What Was Once Powerful
Acknowledgements Of tho Wise and
Bravo Queen Tamar-An Arme-
MAN Wedding.
Especial letter.

Especial Letter.
Living amongst us and beginning to
exercise some influence by their num-
bers, their intelligence and their nn-
usual talent for business and for amass-
ing wealth, are thousands of Arme-
mans. In New York and Chicago alone,
it is estimated, there are about 5000,
and in the whole of the United States
their number will not fall short of
100000. "Armenians? What are they?
What country do they hail from?''
These and similar questions, clearly
proving the most complete absence OF
acquaintance with this interesting
race. have often heard. And it is no
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The Ruling Spirit.


A Paris journal relates that cele.
brated speculator who had reached the
age of eighty FIVE and Still preserved a
lively interest in the market was told
one day:
Evidently you are going to live to
be a hundred years old"
''No-no," he said; sim going to die
very soon-I know it!''
'.What makes you think sop
ssWhat makes me think so? Do YOU
suppose Death is such a fool as to take
me at one:hundred when he could get
me at eighty7tiye2s,. Is:
1.-THE Orchestra Rattle.
The antecedcnt of the artistic rattle
used in our orchestras was a gourd with
half dozen pebbles in it.
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Or train, or you'n be left. Moreover, if
you're sick on the way to your destination
Stomach Bitters along with you. That pro
tective agent relieves you promptly if you
are troubled with tstravelers' sickness. u
Take it along. Cramps, collie, disorder of
the bowels, malaria, rheumatism, dyspepsia
are all remedied by it. 1t is good travelling
companion.
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ST. PAUL, Mimi, May 4.-Arbitration as
proposed by the company has happily set
tied the difference between employees and
are again turning on all parts Of the line.
The company now announces half fare ex-
cursions for homeseekers and investors
May 9Th and Goth from st. Paul, Minneapo-
lis, Duluth and West Superior to points in
Minnesota, the Dakotas and Montana
Tickets good for 80 days, with stop-over
privileges.
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'eThe Only Line'' to the popular health
and pleasure resorts West Baden and French
Lick Springs, natures eliminator of all
blood, stomach and kidney irregularities.
For pamphlets and further information APP
Chicago. Telephone, Main ia
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THERE isn't gold enough in the world to
make discontinued man, rich. RAMS
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A H6peless Chas,

Painter have paftsaed art since my
chile hood. i sss "a ssss - e -
seritic-M sn-r,-n1. Hoy has she man
aged ito Il elude YOU Sol long own
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In 1850 .sBro,on's Bronchial zroches,' were
introduced, as a cure for Coughs, Colds,
Asthma and Bronchitis. Price, Is cts.
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How's Thisi

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward Tor
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j: CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last IS years, and believe
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
West q Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To.
ledo, y. Walding, Kinnan e Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly on the. blood and mucous
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free
Halls Family Pills, Csc.
MRs. PoPLE1GH-esH Henry, are you crazy9
Take that mask of. You are frightening
baby 80 bad he'll not go near YOU" Mr.
popleigh (complacently )-'sT That's why I put
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when Travelling

BE sure that friend is in robust condi-
ton before you kabouth his health. Rams
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NEVER judge woman's cooking by the
cake she takes to church social. Texas
Siftings.
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Stop at HOTEL NIcoLLEr, the central, first
class hotel, with all modern conveniences.
Electric cars to all parts of city. aud to St.
Paul, pass the door. Rates, s.. 90, g. so and
e. 90 per day; suites of rooms with baths,
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Aspiration Settles tt.

AcYNIc remarks that it generally puzzles
q horse to know what woman is driy-
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BE On Time to Catch That Boat

No MATTER how low fashionable dress
may be cut it always comes high.-Dallas
News
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Monon Ronta.

TALL oaks from little acorns grow,n if
the acorns are not worm eaten.-Ram's
Horn 1880 =
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Yours truly
ours truly,
f.. r H<>1 49,

To purify, enrich and vitalize the blood,
and thereby invigorate the liver and diges-
tive organs, brace up the nerves, and put
the system in order generally ; also to build
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When visiting NIinneapol

II SUFFER from paradox said the poet.
ssMy well-done poems are very rare. ,'-Har-
per'S Bazaar