The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1894-03-08
LEVER KERNEL HARDER.

Ich un der Dad un de grosemom-
my woona in Globber dawl. un der
Dad hut mere shunt EN- ledshta
shpote-yohr farshprucha os won ich
recht fleisich welshkarn bashta daid
don daid are mich NIT much der
Harning court nemma in Schwine-
ford shtettle. En- ledshta Dinsh-
dawg sin mere ob-g 'shtart. Ich bin
now ninetzG yohr oldt un wore in
meim lava net weider fun hame os
do middle-fense. lch bin shier sex
foos long, hob en- tzaw-look un wpr
shunt wullich um der bawrd room !;
hob en- glpner browner hoot ga wora
os cooked we en- drechter, IN my
hussa hen uf' sex toll net nunner
on my Monroe shoe ga-lonGt.
Mer sin nuif on der Hawsa Barrick
riggel-walie, un we de train rel cooma
is hut Sc ga-blosa os ich ufi de knee
gfolla bin so huts mich farshrucka.
De kHr wore full lett. Lots fun
shana maid un de hen shier oil much
mere oa-locht. Ich hob bully g'feeld.
We der conductor room cooma is
hut der Dad eme en- ticket gevva far
mich, un mer sin druff nei -yawked
os es ga-doonert hut. We mere ins
shtettle cooma sin hov ich grawd
g'frogt WOO de court is. Der Jeck
Hetzel hut mere gsawt g'hot es
ware EN- ga-deer so grose os en- shire,
het awga hinna un forna, en- harm uff
EN- kup so grose os en- bind shtarra
un het en- bell aw. Uff ame eek fun
der shtrose hov ich en- lot lett sena
sht@ un dishbadawda. Ich bin onn..
fars froga WOO de court ware, awver
Sc hen so arnshtlich g'schwetzed os
ich hen wardt mel greega hob k, -na.
Ich hob so en- dicker, fetter mon, os
der bouch shier uff EN- budda shlaift,
g'frogt ware seller @nt karl ware
WOO so en- fuss maucha daid. Are
hut g'sawt are ware en- politicianer.
"Un wos is en- politicianer ?" hov
ich g'frogt.
"En politicianer is amer os boil en-
kondadawt gevva will.
"Un wos is en- kondadawt p
"Ep kondadawt is en- mon os room
gait hands shaika un licker kawfa
far de lett so os Sc eme en- Office
gevva."
''Un wos is en- office ?"
''En ofliceis en- blotz WOO mer goot
batzawlt wmrdt far nix do"
"Oh ~ hov ich g'sawt un bin liver
de shtrose ga-luffa WOO de lett in en-
house nei sin. Ich bin noach un gil
bin ich in en- crosse shtoop cooma
WOO en- lot lett g'hucked hen. I'm
feddera end fun der shtoop wore
ebbes os ga-gooked hut we en- kelver
fense. Els wora tsw@ dish inside
fun dara kelver fense un doh wora
en- lot lett droom g'hucked un in
bicher ga-lesa. Gil is so en- dinner,
longer mon NIT ma schwartza bawrd
uff en- hoacher shtool ga-groddled
un hut pawr mohl g'sawt, 80 yea,
o yea," grawd we de grose- e-mommy
OILS sawgt wons era farl@d is. Derno
hut are much en- lot onery socha
g'sawt in english os ich net fershtonna
hob. Derno is en- shener, uff- |
g'schmutzder yunger gentlemen nei
cooma un sich uff en- grosser shtool |
g'hucked on der fire-herd, un usht
ivver dem is widder seller fet mon
WOO ich uff der shtrose aw-ga-druffa |
hob nei cooma un sich navich mich |
g'hucked.
Ware is seller mon os dart ON
fire-h@rd hucked ?" hov ich enc
g'frogt.
Sell is ken fre-hard," hut are
g'sawd. "Sell is der b@r un der
mon is der Judge"
''Doot der ber bisa 2" hov ich
g'frogt.
Der fet mon hut awfonga locha os
81 bouch g'shiddled hut fooftz@ min
nutta noach dem os are g'shtupped
hut g'hot, un liver dem sin much
tsw@ mon nei cooma un sich ufF
yader side FUN Judge g'sitzed.
"Ware sin selly karls ?" hov ich
g'frogt.
"Sell sin aw Judges" hut are
c'sawt.
'Wos doona SO 2"
"Se neesa won der Judge schnoop
aembt, un nooka der kup won are
Jaw sawgt."
liver dem hen de lett in der kelyer