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The Washington times., 1894-07-29
ON TO WASHINGTON.

II you haven't what you want,
On to Washington;
You may get it by taunt,
On to Washington;
If you haven't got enough
OF the necessary "stuff,'
Go and make a glorious blum,
On to Washington
If you haven't any work,
On to Washington;
If you have, but want to shirk,
On to Washington;
If you can't get riches fast,
II the cash you earn won't last,
Fortune now with Coxey cast,
On TO Washington.
II your clothing is a wreck,
On to Washington;
If you've boils upon your neck,
On to " ashington;
II you've cramps or Group or chills,
Or have other earthly ills,
Take short tramp DER the hills,
On to Washington
OF what use can Congress be,
Un to Washington;
II tits not to carry me?
ON to Washington. .
II IL cannot cure disease,
Save the dogs and drown the neas,
What's the blamed thing good for, please
On TO Washington.
Columbus Dispatch.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29
Fearful of His Queen,

On one of the great ocean steamers the band
was discoursing sweet music just before start
ing on the voyage. The captain was pacing
the deck. exchanging pleasant words with the
passengers, when the quartermaster came up
to him hurriedly and said:
Captain, who do you suppose has taken
passage with Us today"
Don't know replied the captain. "Who
is it?'
"Col. W. C. P. Breckenridge"
Great Scott exclaimed the captain, and
making sign to the leader OF the band he
directed him to play God Save the. Queen"
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WASHINGTON. d. c., JULY 90 1894.

Subscribers are earnestly requested to
make complaints at The Times office OF all
neglect to deliver papers promptly and in
courteous manner. The Times proposes to
give subscribers satisfactory service, and
complaints made to headquarters will receive
prompt attention.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

RuMoR has IT that Secretary Lamont has
been summoned from bis hot weather outing
to assist President Cleveland in unraveling
the tariff web. Rumor is always cruel, for no
sooner is the President in trouble than it is
reported that his faithful Secretary Of War
has been commissioned with all sorts OF con-
ciliatory duties, which, of course, is not true.
President Cleveland depends upon no man,
either for counsel or anything else.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

WALTER WELLMAN seems to be the polar
Coxey.-Cleveland Plaindealer. We only
hope that the north pole will be as warm for
Wellman as Washington was for Coxey.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

THE Hon. Billy Mason, of Illinois. begins
to understand that not every man can joke
himself into office with the facility of Gov.
Bad Boy Peck, of Wisconsin.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

Mr.. CLEvELASD's lack of pie-counter reci-
procity suggests that Mr.. Hills recent defense
of the administration and application OF
Shakespeare may be a case of Loves Labor
Lost
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

IT Is understood that the Hon. Lemuel Eli
Quigg regards the Presidential booms of
Messrs. Reed and Mckinley with quiet sar-
casm and half-concealed pity.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

News dispatches keep telling us that there
is no change at Pullman. They probably
deem it superfuous tc add that there is also
scarcity of greenbacks.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29
Marriage Licenses,

Marriage licenses were granted yesterday as
follows: Charles johnson and Christiana
Mullen, William NJ Wood and Martha Diggs,
Louis King and Nancy Bailey.
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The Mcafhcr To-day.

The Weather TODAY.
District of Columbia, increasing cloudiness;
thunder storms Sunday evening; cooler;
southwest winds.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

THE summer excursion movement among
commonwealers has ceased somewhat, but
the summer hotels are not suffering much
therefrom.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

No WONDER the temper of the American
farmer is rufIled. Forty-eight cent wheat
goes against his grain.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

THE press of the country is crying to the
Senators Get together" The public is un-
der the impression that they got enough
cir pc.ly
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

IT PROMISES to be an exciting finish between
the Senate, the Yigilant. the Washington base
ball club, and almost any moderate sized
snail
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

THE Oriental situation disposes of the real
existence of any Pooh Bah in the Mikado's
court.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

how to keep cool still wonders why they all
avoid him.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

ALTHOUGH Mr.. Thomas C. Plat will go to
the Saratoga Republican convention, it is not
supposed that he will be there for his health.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

II APPEARS that the Presidential booms have
exhausted the visible supply of Vice Presi-
Dental timber
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,ol. ". c. P. Breckinridge. ;,

WITNESS the Hon. David Bennett Hill in the
role OF the administrators bullet proof coat.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

Gen. David G. Swain, wife and daughter
have returned to this city after . delightful
visit at Asbury Park.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

Going array on your udcdtionf The Tin,es ri1
go ,cith you to any address, postage prepaid, for
IS csntS q month,
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

Col. NJ. D. Wheeler. chief inspector Of the
post-office, left for New York yesterday.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

Mr.. and Mrs. L. T. Cartwright are spend
ing the summer In Pennsylvania.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

The quiet and most enioyableat homes
OF the Wimodaughsis given every Wednesday
evening have proved SO pleasant thai arrange
ments are being made for garden party to
take place on the 3rd instant.
The Washington times., 1894-07-29

Eugene Tompkins will produce the Black
| Crook again next season more elaboraIely
| than ever before. Lawrence Mccarthy is now
abroad in search of novelties for the produc-
tion. which will boast two premiere dancers
Miles. Tornaghi and Leohelda staccioni-
with other notable dancers, among them Sig
nor Biancifori. Sam Collins will again be
| the comedian.
| In his speech before the Green Room Club
| Of London, on the occasion Of the supper to
E. S. Willard, Henry Irving said
"There is perfectly unlimited capacity in
the American people for going 10 the play.
and their country is so vast and their charac-
terstics are so varied that the actorwho has the
| good fortune to win their sympathies feels like
a successful agitator in the great strike of hu-
man nature against dullness, Pharlsaism and
cant.
English actors have always been popular
in America. even before Yorktown. And as
they have welcomed US so We have welcomed
them. The names OF Charlotte Cushman,
! James Murdoch, Z. L. Davenport, Edwin
| Booth (wbose memory we still love to honor,
of our dear old friend Florence, poor McCul-
Tough. the loved and Incompatible jefferson,
J. S. Clarke, Mary Anderson, Ada Rehan,
John Drew, and many others, not forgetting
our old friend, James Lewis, are part of our
heatrical history.
''It has been suggested now and then in an
irresponsible sort of way by actors playing in
America-not always Americans, by the way
that we Britishers ought to be taxed over
| there; that we ought not to be encouraged by
playing to exceptionally good business.
'.Such claim is not very logical, is it. to a
nation who, with us, share Shakespeare as a
heritage? And the American public have a
rich sense Of humor. They smile upon the
artist-protectionist, and extend measure OF
free trade to the English actor that is worthy
Of the finest stage traditions. They have
never been in leading strings-they Judge for
| themselves-and Willard has come home, as
our friend Comyns Carr so happily said, COW
cred with stars and with none OF their
Stripes"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

First Author-I see Gasbag has writ
ten another book full of nois; declama-
ton, as usual. Second Authorizes;
it is volume of sound.-N. 7. Irt-
bune.
Mamma--Well, dear. did you enjoy
yourself at church? Charlie-O, yes;
and papa shut his eyes and prayed
through his nose the whole time!-
Puck.
DO you think that gratuitous adj
vice ever results in good?" Il know it
does-that is, to the one who gives it.
1t makes him feel good. -Boston 7'a's-
script.
Passenger Gas Western train pulls
up with Il sudden jerk)-ls this reg
ular stop? Conductor-Er-yes; that
is, it's an attack by train robbers
Buffalo Courier.
Young Callowe--I expect to start for
London and Paris tomorrow. Can
do anything fof you? Prunella--Yes;
be sure not to miss your steamer
Lve's Calendar.
Robinson-I hear you and Jackson
have broken. Jefferson-Ies, l got
tired of him. He had no sense. He
agreed with everything said.-Cleve-
land Pa indsaler.
Caller-1s Miss Sweetie at home?
Servant-No, sir. Caller-Please tell
her l called. Don't forget, will you?
Servant-No, sir; III 60 and tell her
this minute. Bits.
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Electric Bitters.

This remedy is becoming so we'll
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the same song of
praise. A purer medicine does not
exist and it is guaranteed to do all
that is claimed. Electric Bitters will
cure all the diseases of the Liver and
Kidneys, will remove Pimples, Boils
salt Rheum and other affections caused
by impure blood. Will drive Malaria
from the system and prevent, as we'll
as cure, all Malarial fevers. For cure
of headache, constipation and indi-
gestion try Electric Bitters. Entire
satisfaction guaranteed, or money re-
funded. Price Scots. and $1.W per.
bottle at RAY HuM1sToN's drug store.
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500 Reward, 500.

500 Reward, 500.
The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all its stages and that
is catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cnre now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, re-
quises a constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucus surfaces of the system
thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the consti-
tuition and assisting nature in doing
its work. The proprietors have SO
much faith in its curative powers,
that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials.
Address, F. j. CHENEY & Co.,
Toledo, O..
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

Fl. Q. Brace has established him
self in the jewelry trade here. He is
an expert matchmaker and jeweler.
Located at Ray Humiston's. A VIZ.
New stock of wall paper at theful
niture store in G.. A. II. block. 36w5
You can exchange your wheat
for -four at the Swedish Elevator. 37tf
Family washing neatly done at
the Worthington Laundry.
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What Was Done.

During Stonewall Jackson's campaign
in the Shenandoah valley it became nee
essary that bridge over small creek
should be built in great haste. One
evening jackson sent for his old pioneer
captain, Meyers by name, and pointed
out to him the urgency of the occasion.
saying that he would send him the plan
of his colonel of engineers as soon as it
was done. Next morning jackson rode
down to Captain Meyers quarters, and
saluting the veteran said, Captain, did
you get the plan Of the bridge from
Colonel -''
"Well," said the captain, 1.-The bridge,
general, is built, but l don't know
whether the picture is done or not!"-
Exchange.
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CHICAGO Grain and Provisions.

CHICAGO. June Is 1891
wHEAT-steady. No. 2 cash, 5oNc; July.
CO; September, 6216 @Ac; December &c.
CORN-Easier. No. 2 cash, 416c; July.
tOE<c; September 41A03sc.
OATsStrong. No. 2 cash, 4411c; July. &c.
September, 2996c.
PORK-Higher. July. $l2571E September,
91&65.
I4ARD-Higher. July. $6.72A; September,
06M.
SHORT R1Bs+Hisher. July, Se.5s; Sep
Nomber, 3A67H.
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Cures Others

Will cure You, is true statement OF the
action of AYERS Sarsaparilla, when
taken for diseases originating in impure
blood ; but, while this assertion is true Of
AYERS sarsaparilla, as thousands can
attest, it cannot be truthfully applied to
other preparations, which unprincipled
dealers will recommend, and try to i'm
pose upon you, as "just as good as
Ayers" Take Ayers sarsaparilla and
Ayers only, if you need blood'puriher
and would be benefited permanently.
This medicine. for nearly fifty years.
has enjoyed reputation, and made
record for cures, that has never been
equaled by other preparations. AYERS
sarsaparilla eradicates the faint OF me-
reditary scrofula and other blood dis
eases from the system, and it has, deser'
vedly, the confidence of the people,
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Highest Of all in Leavening Power-Laest u Govt Report
Re-! B RSxas7
AZ ~7UTElX PURE

It's the corpulent person who has let
life 90 to waist. -LOaUeW Courier.
When people are hired to be good
they will stop rs soon as the pay stops.
RAMS Horn.
Money talks" but the least little
scare will shut it up tigAt.-Btnghana-
ton Republican.
1t is robably when he allows it in"
that a man filings his money to the
winds. -BoSt0N Transcript.
Special prices on poultry every Sat-
urday at the City Meat Market.( wv
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lishnent.

Loans negotiated on Real Estate,
Life Insurance, or any good securities
on long time and reasonable interest.
Prompt attention to collections in all
parts of United states and Canada.
Local and county managers wanted.
Address The Bankers Investment Co.,
Milwaukee, Wis., " 40-1y
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If Won would spend a leasure hour

If you would spend a leasure hour
with profit and enjoyment, read
Preserved Wheeler's Chicago Stories,
tFrom Side Streets and Boulevards."
For sale by A. G. McClurg & Co.
Congregational Publishing Co. and
Brentano, Chicago. Price, post paid,
one dollar. 36m3.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

Take the Nickel Plate road to all
points east. Elegant Wagner Buffet
sleeping cars on all through trains.
Rate always the lowest, tickets on
sale at all coupon ticket Offices, or
address J. Y. Callahan, general agt.
1879 Clark St., Chicago.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

We authorize our advertised
druggist to sell DR.. Kings New
discovesy for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds, upon this condition. If
you are afflicted with a cough, cold or
any lung, throat or che st trouble, and
will use this remedy as directed, giving
it a fair trial, and experienceno benefit,
you may return the bottle and have
your money refunded. We could not
make this offer did we not know that
DR.. Kings New Discovery could be
relied upon. It never disappoints.
Trial bottle free at Ray HuM1sToN's
drug store. Large sizes SOC. and ST..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

j. D. Humiston has stock of
buggies, wagons, ETC., that must be
sold soon-get his prices. 80 If
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Notice Of Removal.

Dentist Cheney has removed his
office from the Wilson block to the
Torrance block, second door up
stairs. If
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

MONEY TO LOAN for or 10 years at
lowest rates. No Commission. You
can pay PART or ALL of the loan any
time. Write OF call on . 49,.
46 .s, GEO. J.DAY.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

Silver Leaf Tea is the best in the
market. c.. L. Peterson has it. Call
at his store and get sample. For
purity aud strength it has no equal.
(tf)
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1t Is Thought to Have
Been Started by an
1nCendiary.

lnCen01dry.
,,ra
At 2:30 this morning fire was dis
covered by nightwatchman, Bob Free,
in the rear of Blair & Co.'S shoe store,
and W. S. Lewis grocery. The alarm
was at once sounded and soon the
fire company had three streams play
ing full upon the flames. The fire
had got a good start and it took
heroic efforts on the part of the com
pany to get it under control; both
are wooden buildings and dry as
finder. The rear ends of both struc-
lures are a mass of ruins. Right here
is where the company got in it's splen-
did work. Blair and Co. lose fully
$4,000, with possibly $1,000 insurance,
the exact figures we were unable to
obtain as yet, at any rate the firm has
lost fully $1,000 by the fire. Attorney
Cheney's Office was on the second
floor of the building, but he sue
ceeded in getting out his furniture,
books, etc. Mr.. Cheney carried no
insurance.
Mr.. Lewis stock is badly dam
aged, some estimating it at a IS per
cent loss; that which was not burned
was badly smoked and water-soaked.
He carried about $1,000 worth of
goods, with only $500 insurance on
stock and $500 on the building,
which he also owns. We are unable
to learn the amount Of insurance on
the building occupied by Blair & Co.
but understand it was insured. It is
owned by Mrs. G.. P. shepard's father,
who lives at Saltwater.
DR.. Curran's Office was located
over Lewis store-none of his goods
were burned but are somewhat dam
age by water.
There seems to be but one opinion
as to the origin of the fire, and that
is it was set by someone intent upon
robbery or pure cussedness. r.
As the fire was in progress hard
looking individual was seen coming
out from the rear of ]. H. Bly's store
and run west. We have since learn
ed that he attempted to break into
the store but was frightened away.
Night Waterman Free says the town
is full of tramps who hide during the
day and come out at night, and heT.i
confident that this mornings fire Was
started by the lawless gang.
The fire company is entitled to the
hearty thanks land something more
substantially for the gallant fight
they made. They did noble work,
and saved lot of property.
Our people should remember that
this is not paid company and sub
stantial tokens of appreciation are
always in order.
Blair & Co. expect to secure new
quarters to-day and will soon be
ready for business. They have a
large invoice of goods on the road.
Mr.. Lewis has force of hands
at work Strengthening up his estab-
lishment.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

j. D. Humiston has received a
car load of binding Irvine. Farmers
make note of this. He is selling at
the lowest mark. Aft
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

See my stock of wall paper before
purchasing elsewhere. Choice new
goods at bottom prices. H. NJ. PALM.
36w4.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

Bear in mind that o. G.. Grund-
stem will exchange your wheat for
-four, bran and shorts, at the Swe
dish Elevator. 37tf
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

GOOD ROOMS FOR RENT.
Furnished or unfinished, Enquire
of Stiff L. B. BENNETT.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

Lace curtains laundried and sat
isfaction guaranteed at the Worth
ington Laundry. 34-tf
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Hail Insurance,

At so low a rate that no farmer can
afford to be without it. We represent
one of the best companies in the west.
Call on GILBERT ANDERSON.
(38tf.)
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

%. G.. Grundsten will exchange
-four for wheat at the Swedish Ele-
vatOr. 37tf
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1894-07-05

New stock ofwall paper at the ful
niture store in G.. A. r. block. 36w;
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NJ. E. Lawton, Worthington, Mimi,
buys and sells farms and city property
at home and abroad. 31.tf
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Aye RS
Sarsa parlIIa

II cannot forbear to express my Joy at
the relief I have obtained from the use
of AYERS Sarsaparilla. Twas afflicted
with kidney troubles for about SIX
months, suffering greatly with pains in
the small of my back. In addition to
this, my body was covered with pimply
eruptions, The remedies prescribed
failed to help me. I then began to take
AYERS Sarsaparilla, and, in a short
time, the pains ceased and the pimples
disappeared. advise every young man
or woman, in case of sickness result
ing from impure blood, no matter how
long standing the case may be, to take
AYERS Sarsaparilla. I'LL Jarmann'
SO William st., New York City.
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New stock of wall paper at the fur
niture store in G.. A. r. block. 36w5.
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Fish, fish every Friday, at City
Meat Market. loft
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Dakota and other western land to
trade, stock taken as part pay.
Stiff NJ, E. LAWTON.
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DO you want wagon or buggy?
if so get prices Of j. D. H t53f
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Stock of all kind always for sale by
Stiff III. E. LAWTON.
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M. E. Lawton has farms for sale
farms to rent, farms to trade for town
property or live stokck. 23-tf
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A fine steam roller grist mill for sale
or exchange for land, almost new
plant. Owner in other business.
31-tf M. E. LAWTON.
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Good meat market n an Iowa town
for sale or exchange.
3ltf M. E. LAWTON.
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A Leader.

Since it's first introduction, Electric
Bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now tits clearly in the lead
among pure medicinal tonics and
Notwithstanding nothing
which permits it's use as beverage or
intoxicant, it is recognized as the best
and purest medicine for all ailments
of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys.-1t
will cure sick headache, indigestion,
constipation, and drive malaria from
the system. Satisfaction guaranteed
with each bottle or the money will be
refunded, Price only SOC. per bottle.
RAY HUM1sToN. 2
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Money at 6 Per Cent.

Farm Loans at lowest rates, call
on or address,
F. F. Cross,
37tf Worthington, MINI.