The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1894-09-13
!. puNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
-Thea, is no otaor; thing tAdt.ysu
can Set $50 much OF for nothing IS I'D

can Set $50 much OF for nothing is I'D
vice:--Rhms Horn ~ X
First Girl Don't Il ,rrst u :.
hes asgay siesciver" second Giriss
; you stSasl,s frorn exper:cncc?p -
-'nempsey's horse SHES n. every
silly thing he secs" She - Doesn't il
make YOU d.eadfuMy neyrons to 20
Near him" Inter Ocean
The 10y Dickens had TIE cxper.-
eacc described III David Cop.,arfeld.'
The work was in many important par-
ticulrrs q record OF his OWE lis,
"A Fast Man hY Profession. -''IsI,'t
that Mr.. Pcnsil q trifc fast?" Gle ouct.t
to be. Hes the best shorthand writer
i'll this country. "--t,.s:caeo Record.
Head CT the Firm 'uu:nph Booker
Of again to-day? What's his oxonsc
this time? !. la.no one. II! bet" Clerk
}eln-"Yes. 81; .bro.Sc mis- leg, sir. -
Buffalo Courier.
I've got one OF the hest jan.tors III
my building that yca ever saw. Have
yon? in waYo7 'N;hy, the Other
day he Let e., bo,roc same Ct ~ ofvr
coal from him Halo.
che Rcforsned Cnunib&i-";o yoar
name is Gco,spastor, is ii? It may IN
tcicst yo; to know that served your
grandfather. Young hiiSsionary-'ir
what way?'' Reformed Canni',al-
'TricaSsecd Detroit journal.
--May--"Arc You still calling on
Nellie Update?' Hrothcr Jncll--"Yes;
she's very bright girl May--"Shc
must be- / hear yo: don't need light
In the par(or when you and sac aa'o
there. "-philaiclph;a Record.
The man who was undecided
whether TO buy steam launch or 4
sailing yacht has his mind al made M
now. lie has discovered that it takes
money to run a steam launch, while
you can run sailing yacht on Wind
boston Globe.
The hermit turned pale at tic sounc
of human voice near his lonely abode.
His heart chilled with foroboding as he
listened. is my hat on straight?'
"Thot everlasting woman question
again." he snarled, and plunged YET
deeper into the wilderness. Detroit
4. Tribune.
-Hessic was just finishing her break
fast as papa stopped 90 kiss her before
going down town. The little ono grave
ly took up her napkin ard wiped hc1
cheek. what, BESSIE" said her father
"wipirg away papa's i1iss?' 80, no,
she said. locking up with asweot smile
"I'se rubbing it in.'-Sacred Heart Re
view.
During the carly couquests of Tho
French in Algeria, the quick -tc'npere.
Gen. P thinking that one of us ad
jutants had displayed want OF skill IL
carrying out his orders, SO far forgo'
himself as to strike him with his rld
ing whip. The officer seized his pistol
took aim AT the general, and was abou
to fire, but the pistol would not go OFT
Then the general Immediately calle9
out: Eight days arrest for not keep
Ing your weapons in order.
del CiovanettL
Lady Ito janitor of Masonic tenn
p1e)-.IIele's 4 quarter, Pat, and wal
YOU show nc the goat that I'm told th'
Freemasons keep here?' Would
bees showing it?' asked Pat. IF yoa
please replied the lady; II Away
pick SOHO OF these long, silky, auburn
hairs of my husbands coat when he
has been TO the lodge meeting, and
thought I'd like to see such Il queel
animal" "Quare, lnum?" said tn"
shrcwd Pat; she is that, mum. Ih'
color o an Irish setter, mum. But,shure
+,,o iaetoic sicl, to-day. IN V Recorder