The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-04-07
BRIGHT BITS.
Coxey says 1.-The whole people are back oi
me" Good. Now, gentleman, all together
kick,-Plain Dealer


Coxey says the whole people are back Of
me" Good Now, gentleman, all together
kick,-Plain Dealer
Beuedict-Why don't she marry your Is
there another man in the case:
SingletOn-Ges; her father.-BoSton TRAY
eler
Tramp-Madam. 1 was not always thus.
Madam-No. 1t was your other arm you
had in sling this morning.
Weekly.
Emel-Do you allow Charles to kiss you
when YOU are not engaged TO him.
Maud-1It isn't an allowance. He calls it a
perQutsite.- Raymond's
Housemaid-It seems to me that quart
measure of yours is awfully small.
Milkman-My can Is the small kind, mum.
Boston Home Journal
Mamma Wen. what did you see at the
Museum Of Art:
treddy-A hull lot OF stone women in der
birthday ClOthCS.-HallO.
The Poet-Did she think my sonnet was
The FRIENDSHIP must have. She didn't
believe you wrote it.-Lite.
Tommy-Say paw
Mr.. tigg-WhaJ do you want"
Is race meets and hOrsehesh the same
thing H'-Indianapohs Journal 1r.
Miss Elder-There is such craze for the
antique now.
Miss Flyup-Indeed How many proposals
have you had?-Spare Moments
Alce-That Mrs Snax just smiles all the
time. whether she has any occasion or not
Helene-That is to make il appear that the
wrinkles belong to the smilcs.-Drovers'
Journal.
Flo-I suppose you are glad Lent is over
you can dance to your hearts content.
Mabel-Yes, but don't lind nearly so much
fun in dancing now that it isn't forbidden
Brooklyn Eagle
Toa17a1,,,h Who ora vorq
Shade am an asphalt plver.
EeelZebub-NOuQ have to 90 elsewhere.
We use good intentions here exclusively
New York World.
Wonderful country" exclaimed the Kan
SaS man w by, when 1 moved out here it
was 40 miles to Brown s, my nearest neigh
Dor" Ana how far is it to Browns now
put in the Eastern man.-Life.
Witts-There goes woman whose sue
cesses have turned many another woman's
| head
Watte-That's queer What is her linea
Witts-Milliney.-Buffa Courier
Lena-Fred didn't blow his brains out he.
cause you Jilted him the other mis- HI; he came
and proposed to me,
Maud-Did he: Then he must have got rid
OF them in some other way.St Louis humor-
list
why is it that the custom OF turning up
the trousers is so universally popular among
our dudeSfn
" Ell. you ste II II illb only IlGIHOQ OF
initiating the English that doesn't cost any
thing Detroit Tribune.
A few days ago bill was stuck on the shop
window Of a tTadeSman IN the Friedrich
strasse, Berlin. setting forth that These
premises are temporarily closed, owing to
the marriage Of the proprietor. 10 be re-
opened in twenty minutes Verkehrsz Ell
tung.
Il do not like to listen to scandal p" said Mrs
| Fair. after Mrs Calder nnished her story
about Mrs. Briefly.
Why did YOU let me tell it, them asked
Mrs. Calder.
Wei, after you got started. hated TO in
terrupt your enjoyment. Boston Home.
Bobby-Do you know why like this cake
better than bread,
Mamma-No. don't, I'm sure. Bobby.
Bobby-Well, it Is because molasseS on it
would be ridiculous
Mamma-Why so Bobby?
Bobby-Why, because this is molasses cake
-Harper's Young People.
Il am sensible Of the honor you do me- Mr.
| Spoonamore, in the proposal OF marriage you
have just made said the young woman. with
slight curl OF her lip; but circumstances
over which have no control will compel me
| TO decline the honor
What are those circumstances, Miss Grim
shaw
Your circumstances Mr.. Spoonamore -
Chicago Tribune.