The morning call., 1894-05-08
THE SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

Miss Alice Schmauss of Rockford, ILL.,. whose
name by inadvertence appeared on the list OF
registered voters as "Al Schmauss," now finds
herself drawn upon panel OF jurors, and, not
unlikely, she may consent to be the pioneer
woman juror of this country. Rockford may
yet be the ford that enabled woman to cross
dry shod 10 the promised land OF universal suf-
rage.-Phladelpha Record.
An English editor recently announced that
he would In the next issue Of his paper begin
the public ration of serial story entitled THE
Piettiest Girl in Town." Over hundred girls
wrote notes TO the editor warning him TO refrain
from using their names or suffer the conse-
quences.-Phiadelph Item.
A most marked case of ingratitude is thesre-
jecron by The New York Senate of the renomi.
nation of Health Officer jenkins of the port OF
New York. to whom more than TO any other
one man New York owes her escape from an
invasion of cholera for two successive sea
sons.-Boson Herald.
Two officers of the regiment of Prussian bus.
sars OF which the CZarewitch Is colonel rode
200 m lies on horseback in forty Eight hours 10
congra ulate him In the name of The regiment
on his betrothaL 1t was pretty compliment
but-would he DO as much for them ?-Boston
Globe.
There must be no shuffling about the income
tax. Disguised or sugar-coated IT must 20, ut
terry and finally. 1t can be imposed on the
Democratic party neither openly nor by the
compromising method OF humbug and BAN.
boozllng.-New York sun.
Chicago has a new Society for the Suppress
sion Of Vice. That's all right. The field is
large. But what our friends up on the lake
want most just now is some sort OF health
ID
Star Sayings.
Chicago has invited DR.. Parkhurst to go
there and lecture. There seems to be an idea
that the Paikhurst method OF attacking vice
will do more good than The Stead plan OF adver-
tising it.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Chicago Post is unhappy because OF what
1t calls General Harrison's pernicious persist
ence in politics. What would it have the gen.
eial do-raise chickens or edit Chicago
newspaper ?-Brooklyn Eagle.
he cuckoos are not growing half so loud as
they were, and whole days elapse when they
read no man "out OF the Democratic party"
What is up? What new ghost have they
seen ?-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Pugllist Corbett has reached England, and
the submarine cable now creaks and groans
mand Of language on the voyage over evident
ly.-Chlcago Times.
Senator Hoar's remark that the country can
better endure Two or three months OF uncer-
tanty than two or three years OF disaster and
starvation puts the tariff situation IN nutshell.
Boston journal.
The New York Legislature, Iwith adjourn.
ment afier lengthy session In sight, Is just
beginning to settle down to real work. Legis-
latures must be the same the world over
Omaha Bee.
The new Iowa liquor law is not model of
wisdom, but 1t Is working so much better than
prohibition ever worked that the people are
generally well satisfied with it.-St. Louis Globe.
Democrat.
Choleric people can begin to read the news
papers again. as Senator Voorhees, is going to
Virginia for rest aud will not be heard from
for few weeks.-New York Commercial Ad-
vertiser.
The Postoffice Department apparently In
tends to repeat the .'KIeutZer Sonata" per
formance ana give the Bfeckinrdge-Po Pollard
book nice free Observation-Disclosures Her
aid
Governor Mckinleys prompt action with
the vagaboDd "army" who stole train on the
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad is to be thoroughly
commended New York World.
Ii the Comm0nwe alers apply for pensions no
oubt they VIII claim to have been injured by
the accidental discharge OF their duties.-Chi-
cagO Post.
Da Cana, 1t seems, has succeeded in escaping
Luckily for Brazil, that Is the only enterprise n
which he was successful-New YORK Recorder
A woman could look forever at pretty bon
net In the window II the bargains inside were
not counter ction.-Phladelphia Times.
Professor Garner has an esteemed contem-
porary IN the Baltimore professor who claims
TO interpret hen talk Washington Star