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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07
GhlGA90 & A~LT0A-UNllN PASSENGER STATloN.
ane1 street, between Madison and Adams SITS.
IiCket Office 1Qh South Clark Sfraaf
Wnnnrfdf Dnrtnfrr.

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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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ftan6, oh baiielbe obne &egen cingebradbt
tporben 1T, nit IN Ge3nung gu 5ieben.
Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07
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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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benbeit au6ftelen.
Abendblatt., 1894-11-07
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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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un3ufriebene 5emotratti3e, nit elmer 8eiz
mii9un8 bon apa;itii9en. See?
Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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Abendblatt., 1894-11-07

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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01

too, TO escape the hogs and cattle. or
become victim to their greed. The
poor class are permitted by law, to
turn their hogs and cattle into the
roads and there is no redress for the
crops they destroy. This class can sit
in their doors and laugh to see their
stock eating up and destroying what
the Industrious farmers are trying tO
raise. For all the wrongs the law Of
fers only the following remedy: To
effectually prevent this, the enterpris-
ing farmer is compelled to live in q
hog pen." that is to say, to keep a
fence five feet high and pig tight, en-
tirely around his property. and as it is
not probable that a fence pig tight,
five feet high will stand the winds
OF this mountain country but a
very short time, . large number
OF farmers have fallen victims
to the follies of the day, by sending
out drove Of hogs and cattle to eat
up the labor of others, and thus in
stead of becoming more just and civil
lied. they are becoming less cultured
and refined, and more devoted to tear
ing down and destroying the property
OF others, than to the building up of
beautiful and inviting homes for them
selves.
This law drives out the very class
that all the northern states, from
Maine to the Rocky mountains, well
come and want-the men of enter
prise and industry who have made the
north the home of genius. Of beauty
and of wealth.. S. Davis, in Home
and Farm
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01

the little trailing vine upon Il
burned into the surface Of the wood
with q hot point. A cord and pencil is
attached to an upper corner, with two
bits Of loops to hold the pencil when
not in use. The word memorandum"
or wanted" is outlined above the pad.
A ribbon, with little bows at tho points
Of attachment, hangs the dainty little
affair to the door or wall. The paper
pads can be renewed as often rs need
ed, and 80 the memorandum can be a
'joy forever" ss we'll rs thing OF
beauty"
fit is preferred, . panel Of pulp
board covered with parchment paper
can be used instead Of the hardwood
panel. Then the ornamentation could
be q simple water-color design. The
latter would be rather more effective
and delicate, but not as useful and
time-proof as the first treatment sug-
gested. A housekeeper who has once
tried putting her memory into black
and white where it cannot possibly
slip away from her to the dismay Of
the soda-box or cream-tartar can. will
be very loath to 60 back to the old,
wearisome way Of carrying her wants
about in her own busy mind until such
time As they can be realized.-Country
Gentleman.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
NOVEL MEMORY JOG.


Just the Thing - HaA9 - the IassAe -
the Pantry Door.
The illustration shows Q novel way
to jog ones memOry-rather more ar
tistic than the good old slate-snd-pencil
fashion that has Its disadvantages ~
well as its lack Of beauty. The memo
randum must always be copied from
the slate, and that, in itself, is quite IN
item Of disadvantage when = body II in
q great hurry. In this case, . small
five-cent pad Of paper is used. and when
the memorandum is needed it can be torn
of in twinkling and tucked away In
ones pocket, or ones butchers or gro
GERS pocket, If one IA fortunate enough
to have the mountain come to Moham-
med instead Of Mohammed's being
obliged to put on her bonnet and 60
down town to the mountain"
The tablet Is designed to be hung on
the inside Of the pantry door or in any
other equally convenient and conspicu-
Gus place conspicuous anyway to the
housewife among her mixing bowls and
patty pans. The tablet in the accom-
panying illustration is. made of . piece
Of prettily-graiucd hard wood. with
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
SHEEP.RAISlNC.
The Dark Side Of 1t Told by . Tennessee
Farmer.

The Dark Side Of 1t Told by . Tenneesee
Farmer.
Being a subscriber and reader of your
valuable paper for many years past,
have been favorably impressed with
your fairness in giving both sides a
hearing on those great subjects which
interest the agricultural world to-day.
For several years past you have been
publishing from time to time articles
greatly misleading in character from
the pen Of that venerable member Of
the royal college of surgeons of Edin-
burgh-Dr. Galen Wilson.
do not for one moment suspect that
1t would he any benefit to you as an ed
itor to publish articles which would
lead men OF means in the north to sell
out, come south, invest in lands and
stock. make failure from causes be-
yond their power to control. become
poor as large majority of the south
ern people are to-day. and return north
to build up again or ponder over the
mistakes they have made.
DR.. Galen Wilson's articles have been
flaming and misleading on the subject
Of sheep industry in the south. He
has pictured, in a greatly-magnifcent
form, the profits of the lamb and sheep
business. l came here from the north
recently, thinking that possibly might
improve some of the opportunities
open in this branch of industry, but
fortunately ! have not entered into it,
because this state offers no legal pro-
lection to anything except hogs. dogs
and cattle. These three animals stand
pre-eminent
All the legal protection offered to .
sheep in this state is is to outrun . dog,
or put for the. woods and climb tree
that a dog, can not ascend. And the
Same legal protection is offered to the
enterprising farmer. II be has field
et corn. thst must put To- ths woods
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
WOMAN AND HOME.
NEGLECTED WIVES.
Very Many Of Them Have No One to Bias
MT

very Many Of Them Have No One to BlAA0
But Thsmselvss.
II am not at al surprised" said
bright woman. that some men find
other women more attractive than their
wives. In this age Of progress and
newspapers women who do not live up
to the times must expect to be eclipsed
by those who do. The Hannah Jane
theory set forth In Cartoons poem Is
exploded.
1.-THE occasion for my disgust is that
twice within the past week have met
wives who did not care for the frivoli-
ties Of life, and whose husbands I did
not blame for casting 'sheeps' eyes at
more attractive women. The first wom-
an came into the dining-room Of hotel
In a western city. She evidently
boarded at the place, and it was .
really good hotel. Every other person
in the dining-room was we'll dressed.
Her husband was well dressed. She
actually wore wrapper. one such As
10 sold in the stores at ninety-eight
cents apiece. 1t was Of q dull peacock
green color, with yellow rings In 1t,
0uU lutCubllCNl ucI S0llOWACSS. XlCE
skin and hair had . neglected look. the
latter brushed back so tightly that two
thin places near her temples were
plainly visible. Her whole appearance
was Of the don't care order. The
sooner she drops away from this mum
dane sphere the better It will he for
the husband, whose eyes wandered
often to the tables where sat other
women, who were fixed up"
THE other case was that OF the pres
ident Of great trades union, with
whom an interview was necessary.
His home was sought towards evening.
It was a neat brick house, the front
closely shut up. and It actually became
necessity for the correspondent to at
tack the kitchen door before she found
anyone. This anyone proved to be the
wife Of the man, q young. black-eyed
woman, with neglected child clinging
to her dress. She was, by all appear
ances, born slattern. The interview
was short and not interesting. The
husband was sought in the Office of the
trades union Of which he was chief Of
fcer. He was . grand surprise. as he
was man. not only Of Drawn and
brain. but remarkably well dressed and
thoroughly intelligent. He seemed
rather suspicious, but thawed easily
under genial influences. The truth In
advertently leaked out that 40 rarely
got home until midnight. did not
wonder. oply wondered that he ever
went home. l don't think I would have
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and Improvement ana
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than Others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, BY more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in tho
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation:
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly FREQ from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it 10 man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup OF Fig1
and being well informed, you viii not
accept any substitute if offered
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
Long Chains Popular Again.

The fancy for wearing jewelry 10
growing apace, and long watch chains
are becoming popular again. II tho
lovely jeweled ones are beyond the limit
Of price, then the old-fashioned gold
ones which have been in oblivion for
years may be brought out for duty. It
is not at all necessary that there
should be . watch at the end Of the
chain, for the utility element is .
minor consideration. A brooch fas-
tens it at the neck, and it may be fes-
tooned lower down and lose itself In
the trimming Of the dress, suggesting
. dainty little watch tucked away In
the foldR.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
SWEET POTATOES.
A New Enemy to the Tubers Discovered
In Texas.

A New Enemy to the Tubers Discovered
In Texas.
] send you by to-day's mail some
pieces of sweet potatoes, infested with
what seems to me new pest. l have
been told by some Of my neighbors that
it sometimes completely destroys the
potatoe crop. The specimens sent were
found in potatoes purchased for seed.
You will find by cutting the potatoe, a
little white worm. and also some of the
matured insects. Is it likely to become
troublesome?
1t seems to have made its appearance
on Bolivar peninsula. in Galveston
county, six or eight years ago. Its
ravages are much worse in dry years
Sometimes at digging the potatoes,
they are so badly infested as
to unfit them for market.
If infested potatoes are stored
away in the fall, the worm or weevil
continues to work through the winter,
completely. honey-combing the potato.
Sometimes one field may be infested
and the one ad joining it exempt.-S. NJ.
H.. Alvin, Tex.
After considerable correspondence and
investigation. find that this insect is
spreading in Texas. 1t was originally
subtropical insect. inhabiting the
northern part of South America and
West Indies. 1t appeared in 1878 in por-
tions of Florida. and has done consider
able damage in parts of Louisiana dur
ing the past two or three years. so l am
informed by Prof. Howard, of Wash
ington.
This insect CCylas formicarius) re-
sembles somewhat the common weevil
in shape. but it is about three times as
large. and has peculiar light-red pro-
thorax. The Larvae bore into the potato
and perhaps. the adults also. No rem
edy seems yet to have been discovered,
except burning the infested potatoes.
Growers. especially along the coast
region of the state, can not be too care
full to destroy this pest on its first ap-
proach. New. varieties of potatoes
which are now being sent over the
state should be examined with care
l BELIEVE this insect. can be checked
now before it spreads further over the
state, if growers will only take it in
hand and destroy ri first few which
may appeaf Cob Farm and Ranch.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
On IN washiogtoa.

Three years ago, the only authentic map
OF the Virginia baItletields was prepared In
the War Department for the Chesapeake q
Ohio Railway Co. 1t can with safety be a.
serted that it the most interesting map
ever published; and SO great was the de-
mand for the first edition that 100000 were
soon absorbed. but it has been re-issued for
the occasion Of the X. OF p. Encampment
at Washington in August, and viii be
mailed free after June LIST, upon application
Agent. C. 4 o. Ry, Cincinnati, q. In con-
neotion with the map is also description OF
the grand and varied scenery of the vir-
ginias. and the delightful Mountain and Sea
Shore Resorts along the c. T. O., as well as
. sketch of the battlefields.
s.HIr am er fack,'' said Uncle Eben. s'dat
it aim no use ter worry. But hit am jes' ez
much er fack dat hit aim no use ter tell er
man dat it ain no use ter worry."-Wash-
inufnn Star
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
WINDOW FLY TRAP.

How to Rid . Room Successfully Of the
Troublesome Insects.
Flies are the pest and worry Of all
tidy housekeepers, and how to rid q
room Of them IS an unsolved question
to many. This is quite easily accom-
plished by taking advantage Of the
flies habit Of flying to the window or
place from which light is admitted,
and to accomplish this, dsrken all the
windows with heavy shads, or any
material, cutting q hole in one Of tho
shades, over which is firmly pinned
q sheet Of the common transparent fly
paper, and, II possible, have this To-
Gated at one Of the east, south or west
windows, from which the most light
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-09-01
HUMOROUS.

"A lazy man does his hardest work
in looking for m easy place.-Ram',
Horn.
Sunday School Teacher whist
kind of boys go to Heaven?- Small
Boy-"Dead ones. brooklyn Life.
1T is reported. on doubtful authori
ty, that Philadelphia landlord raised
the rent of house on the ground that
the walls had bulged out and so made
it larger.
Cause and Effect.-Little sister
''Does everything need the rain to make
It green?' Big sister-''Yes-" l.. s.
"Is that why your young man carries
an umbrella?--Detroit Free Press.
-Friend-"What did he say to you
when he proposed" Miss Rox-''He
said life without me meant nothing. =
Friend-''He was sincere in that.
That's just what his possessions amour,
to."-Harlem Life.
-Poet-'I would like to have you
use my Welcome to Summer as soon as
possible" Managing Editor-''Mus,
take its turn. SIR" Poet-'.But l can't
afford to wait for the pay. sir. need
an overcoat. "-Cleveland Plaindealer.
-Nibbitt-'.That woman who just
went out is the partner of your joys
and sorrows. I SUPPOSE" Rufton-
''She's partner to my joys all right,
but when it comes to my sorrow she
slips over to see her mother. boston
Courier.
IL don't see how you do it," said
the man who had caught the Slows
train. ''Oh, this amt much speed for
us to make" replied the conductor. II
meant how to keep the thing from
sliding backward on the mp srades.--
Washington Star.
They were discussing . man whose
financial methods had been called into
question. why" exclaimed one man,
The wouldn't steal rs much as dol
lar!.' The other reflected a moment and
said: Il guess You mean Is little rs a
Acknowledgment Star.
Mrs. snaggs trying to keep the
conversation going) My husband
looks very sober tonight" Mrs. Spud-
kins anxious to say something appro-
priatee ''But you should never judge .
person by his looks. you know.--Pitts-
burgh Chronicle Telegraph.
-Doctor-''You must give up drink
ing and" Mr.. Sickly-.'I never touch
= drop" Doctor-''and stop smoking. -
Mr.. Sickly-''I don't smoke Doctor
''Humph. that's bad. If You haven't
anything to give up. I'm afraid can't
do much for you."-Tit-Bits.
-Babson-''How is it that you are
always in debt? You should be ashamed
Of yourself" Jabson-"Come, now:
don't be too hard on . fellow. You
would, perhaps, be in debt too il you
were in my place" what place.
cable to get credit.--N. Y. Press.
Mrs. McBride-''Before we were
married tyou often wished there was
some brave deed you could do for me to
show your love-" Mr.. McBride-''Yes.
dear. and l would do it now" Mrs.
NcBride-''Then, love, 60 down into
the kitchen and discharge Bridget.
Harlem Life.
Lord Rosebery is q very remark
able man." said the caller. Yes" re-
piled young Mrs. locker. little doubt
fully. He must be-" You know
the caller went on in a patronizing
tone, he won the Derby Did he?
Well, don't see that's so much. Char
ley won two silk hats at the last cleo
ton. --Washington Star.