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The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03
A View.

Man originates-the monkey I'M
ftates." said the professor.
Then that settles the question of the
origin of the Species" returned the
student Man is the original; the mon
kew the imitation"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03
Retrospective.

Edith-I4tho you and Mabel were
fast friends.
Nellie-We used to be.
"And you are not nowP
"NO."
What was his nameT'-New York
Weekly.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

"HansOn's Magic Corn Sa1ve.''
Warranted to cure money refunded. Ask your
druggist for it. Price Is cents.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03
At the Altar.

. Bride-Why don't you walk a little
faster? You are tagging behind.
Groom-1 don't propose to rush into
danger.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

s. K. Coburn, Mgr, Claire Scott,
writes: Il find Halls Catarrh Cure a
valuable remedy" Druggists sell it,
75c.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

A yew tree at Ankernyke House, near
staineS, is believed to be over 1,ooO, years
Charta, and underneath its leafy boughs
Henry VIII. and Anne Boyelyn had their
TWISTING place.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

Sufferers from coughs, sore throat, etc,
should try Browns Bronchial Troches,"
simple but sure remedy. Sold only in
boxes. Price IS cents.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

Hegeman's CamphOr Ice with Glycerine.
The original and only genuine Cures Chapped Hands
and Face, Cold Sores sc. c. G. C.a"k Co Haven Ct
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03
"shau 1 Ever BE Strong Again

The Chinese are the longest lived peo-
pie in the world.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

In st. Petersburg 1872 children in every
1000 die annually.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03
Nearly Right.

Little Boy (writing a comDositon)-
want to use that saying that's in our
copy book, but I can't remember it all:
Man glories in his strength. Woman
glories in -" What's the rest, l won
dnr9
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

In the Krupp gun works at Essen there
are lOOOO men employed, and the average
daily wages paid are 81 cents,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

Dreams are usually caused by indiges-
ton.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

Little Girl-Let me see Woman
glories in her-her hat-Good News.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

Leprosy is common in Eome parts of
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

Astrology is almost as old as the stal
themselves.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

Mental worry is the chief cause of can
GER
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

wAETED.-A position farm near q suburban resi-.
fence ornament pump sprinkle lawns carry
cutfe Q
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03
Foresight,

I'm so glad you've come, Miss Nor
risoA. 1 have so longed for a dance
with you. May 1 have the fourth
waltz?'
You may if I am not engaged"
"Your card shows that you're not"
''Yes-but I'm going to sit out the
third waltz with Wilbur Smyth, and
well, may be engaged when the fourth
comes"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03

INT
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1894-05-03
Indian Trader and Interpreter.
KIcKAPoo INDIAN sAcwA.
Cured Of a Distressing Stomach
Difficulty.

The Incompatible Liver, Stomach,
and Blood Medicine. One Dollar per
Bottle, Six Bottles for Five Dollars.
Sold by DRUGGISTS and Dealers ONLY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-30
By Squares and Circles.
In the Chinook Jarron.

The queerest periodical in existence is a
weekly now published by a French priest
at kamloops. British Columbia 1t is called
the kamloops Wa-wa, which means writ
ing" and is in the Chinook Jargon. This
jargon is a sort of international speech,
composed Of half a dozen different Indian
tongues. mixed with fragments OF English
French and German. 1t is the language Of
trade intercourse among all the people of
the sparsely settled northwest as far as
Alaska
The mission field of the holy father who
publishes this periodical extends over about
900 square miles. Much OF his time is spent
In making long journeys between distant
settlements, and during his pauses for rest
on the way he amuses himself with edito-
rial work. The weekly Is written In three
columns-the first column in jargon, the
second in shorthand characters and the
third in English. The matter is current
news of the mission, sermons, prayers, SC
1t Is multiplied by the mimeograph and dis
tributed among the priests widely scat
tered pafishioners. The paper on which
the printing is done is blue, green, pink or
yellow, according to the taste OF the people
who give 1t to the good father. The Pc
riodical Is delivered free of charge, Mr.
Pilling being. in all probability, the only
paying subscriber.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-30
Origin of the Jargon.

The targon was started by the early
white explorers who visited the Pacific
coast. Lewis and Clark, the FIRST adven-
turers In that direction, were followed by
the people OF the American Fur Company,
sent out by John Jacob Astor. The passing
Of these commercial travellers among the
tribes Of Indians resulted In a composite
vocabulary, which is now used by people
who speak twenty different languages, not
one OF them like unto another. Yet they
all understand this common business
tongue, which in a manner corresponds to
the Asiatic r'pidgin English" Every
Washington and Oregon man talks Chinook
In the Chinook targon white men are d.
vided into two kinds-"wo-hars' and god
dams" The former is a term for teams tiers
and the like. the derivation being obvious,
while the latter is the designation for gen.
tlemen. who. as everybody knows, used to
swear terribly In the old days A name
for the white man in general is Boston"
This is believed to be derived from an his
torical incident-namely. the capture by the
Nootka Indians al Nootka sound Of a YES
sci called the Boston, from the town OF Bos-
ton, Mass, in 1903. Every soul on board
Of her was put to death save only two-a
sailmaker and a sailor man named Jewett
The former died. while the latter was res
cued by an American ship two and a half
years later.
} For fifteen years Mr.. Pilling has been en-
gagged in the preparation of photographs OF
the native languages OF the United States
and Canada, and so far ten OF these each
relating to one of the more important fami-
lies, have been published by the bareau Of
ethnology, the eleventh being now ready for
the press. He is now beginning one on the
Nahvatk language of Mexico. in which the
earliest American printing was done and in
which more material has been published
than in any other of the North American
tongues. except, perhaps. the Algonquin.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-30
He Loves Whisky.

Joshua Green. a colored man, who is
known as a rag picker and habitual drunk.
ard, was a caller at Judge KimbalPs court
this morning. He called as a man who was
so fond Of liquor that he does not properly
look after his family.
This man is drunk all the time" said
Policeman Flynn, and / have seen hin
drunk at least twelve times last month"
And / see him drunk almost every trick
Of duty" added Policeman Auldridge.
mo. indeed. Judge" said the colored man.
Il don't get drunk that often"
How often do you get drunk?'
Il amt been drunk more than three times
in twelve days" he answered.
How do you manage TO get along when
you are drunk SO often?"
Il pick rags" answered the man, but "
he added. you know a nan can get whisky
when he can't get bread"
And / guess. that's true" said Judge
Kimball. You will have to go down for ten
Jays. and when you set out you had better
let liquor alone"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-30
MARRIED.

Ad GxTls ON e on ySne 90 lss< Dr. ELMEa
CAPT. Milan C. Edison, Rev. Alexander Kent
Officiating
AciNTlRE-ToRRENS On June IA 1904 An
Baltimore, Nd, by Rev. Robt. Ii. Paine FL
both OF Washington. d. c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-30
ASSESSING NEW BUILDINGS.
Additional Valuations and Over LOO
New SIructurcs

New Structures.
The annual assessment OF new buildings
and additions to old structures for the
years ls94-95 has been completed by the
assistant assessor. Mr.. Z. W. w. Griffin,
and appeals from the valuations placed
thereon can only be made between the first
and third Mondays in July. The total as
sessment of new improvements amounts 10
s., 467. 400. Additional number of new
houses. LOG. making the total number of
houses In the District OF Columbia, 81, s9l.
s. M. Cans, a member of the philadelphia
STOCK exchange has failed. HIS individual
losses will reach $685. 900.
THURSDAY was centennial day at Bowdoin
Coliege, Brunswick, Me-. and all the exer-
cises or the day were arranged with a view
10 ceienrauns the Tooth annivsrsary of the
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
Pc RTs OF THE PAPER WOMEN
READ
Str hws That Seem to Show Some
Il ling They Prefer to the News
From the New York Sun.


IL ling They Prefer to the News
G tlumn.
From the New York Sun.
II hlf dozen women, of whom reporter
was one, were dining together the other
eve hing.
&" Have you seen Irving as Beckett" the
hos less asked the reporter.
wEo think I'll go on Saturday night. :"
LIE plays Louis XII on Saturday
nigl It," exclaimed the five other women
in C porus
II how do you know" asked the re-
port Ter, with sudden inspiration.
- gary, bring me the morning paper, !"
said The hostess to the maid behind the
chaia, while the others regarded the re-
porter with illconcealed establishment
Tell me-" asked the latter. ''do you
wome in your hours of ease pursue the
colum MS of the daily papersl Now,
homes tly, do you?"
"Oi course we do!'' in chorus.
"Pe rhaps, then, you can tell me the
exact status of the Hawaiian question at
preset 1t and the latest developments in
Brazil and how the Lehigh strike is pro
crossing
There was perceptible gasp and each
woma looked anXiously at her neighbor
Then the newspaper woman took pity.
What do want to know" she went
on, lis whether you women read the ad-
vert Isements"
Tile Ave countenances frightened
Theli, as if they had suddenly decided
that Ut wasn't the proper thing to be up"
on advertisements while they gave little
heed TO the news, the five assumed a
carele IS air as they replied: 'Oh, yes,
sometimes.
''How about the advertisement Of a
bargain sale2 Does that catch your eyer"
Five self-conscious smiles betokened
assent.
And you seem pretty thoroughly in
! formeil about amusements How often
do you read that column"
"Well, I'll tell you how often / read
| it," said the poverty-stricken little
| church mouse OF the party. II read it as
regularly as the day comes round. Not
| that can afford to 90 to the theater of
! ten don't get there once month, and
when do 90 / sit up in the 50-cent hea-
ven. But ] am thoroughly posted on
! the people and plays that have been in
| the city for the last two years, and that
! is next door TO going TO see them
''If YOU want TO know whether women
read the advertisements in the papers, p"
| she continued. ''let me assure you from
| the fullness of my knowledge that they
| do Some of them read few things a
| few of them read all; but all Of them
read some things. Next to me- at my
boarding house, sits a typical old maid.
Every single morning she gets up from
| breakfast picks up the paper, and says:
| Now, I'm going to look over the paper.
! But won't keep it from the rest Of you
very long. I'm just going 70 read the
! deathg. Why under the sun she reads
| the deaths is more than can imagine, for
everybody that belonged to her was dead
/ long ago. Another woman at the same
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
PARISH COUNCILS.
A Probability That the Bill Will Be
Passed in Month.
Copyright, 1894, by the United Press.

copyright, 1891, Dy the u n1teQ Press.
London, Jan. 13.-Unless the House of
Lords disregards the compact made in the
House of Commons and adopts an indie
pendent course on the parish councils bill,
parliament and the country will see the
measure completed about the middle of
February, and then will enter upon a
period of comparative repose
The denial of Arthur Balfour, leader of
the unionists in the commons, that his
compromise with the government on the
parish councils bill binds the peers in any
way, is only polite fiction.
THEORY OF THE PEERS.
The theory is that the leaders In the
commons cannot commit the peers to any
course of action. In fact, no compact be-
tween the government and the chiefs of
the opposition in the commons is ever
reached without the assent of the leaders
in the upper house Lord Salisbury
assented explicitly to Mr.. Balfour's
arrangement with Premier Gladstone
What caused Mr.. Balfour to deny that
the lords must accept the compromise
was the omission to consult with the
Duke of Devonshire and Joseph Cham ber-
lain, the liberal unionist leader, who re-
sent the agreement made behind their
backs. Taking advantage of the conserv-
alive discomfort with Mr.. BalfOur's con-
cessions, Mr.. Chamberlain is melting
among the unionist peers opposition to
the passage of the bill unless it be ma
terially altered.
THE LONDON vEsTRIEs.
The clause placing London vestries
under the operation of the bill, must be
withdrawn, he says, and the unionist
peers regard this proposal as most COM
mendable. The archbishop of Canter-
bury will try to insert in the bill provis-
ions keeping the parochial and other kim
bred charities within the control of the
church An attempt will be made also to
modify the allotment clauses in the in
terest of the landlords The liberal I'M
ionist peers will lead this attack on the
measure, with the covert purpose of de-
stroying its efficacy
THE QUESTION OF THE HOUR.
The great question is: will the peers
dare to assume the responsibility Of an
attitude so offensive to popular senti-
ment?' 1t now seems more probable that
after much vehement talk they will al
low the bill to pass without essential
changes.
The Spectator, after analyzing the stu
alton from the liberal unionist point of
view, reaches the conclusion that Lord
Salisbury will not risk another collision
with the House of Commons, as it would
imperial the existence of the House of
Lords.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
Cat and husband.
From the Lewiston (Me.) journal.

T TVtII VTIV TO v F7VDtI N1'I1sI OVuI hui
= Saco woman has cat that she values
highly, Indeed that she has good reason
for priling far above her husband, If a
story told Of the family is true The
woman keeps the three In food by taking
in washing, but she draws the line at fur
nishing her worse half with drinks So
the other day he stole the cat and an
nounced his determination not to bring IL
back until his wife gave him $50 for it.
Her friends advised her TO let the cat go,
but pity for her pet at last induced her to
comply with the terms. Now If somebody
would only do her the favor to steal her
husO band But probably no ones mag
ination is strong enough to induce the be-
lief that anybody would give even so cents
TO get him back.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
TIE QUESTION OF THE HOUR.
HARMONY IN THE CHURCH.
The Northern and Southern Presby-
terians to Work Together.

Birmingham, Ala, Jan. 13.-The con-
ference of committees from the northern
and southern Presbyterian general assem-
blies adjourned to-day after a most har-
monious and successful meeting. Practi-
cal results of far reaching Importance to
all interests concerned were attained
after patient consideration. The follow
ing resolutions were adopted before ad-
tournment:
The northern and southern Presbyterian
churches in the United States of America
are agreed:
l. That we recognize the solemn duty laid
upon US by our common LORD to work for the
evangelization of the negroes in our country.
2. We believe this work can be better done
il we work together than as at present sepa
rated.
3. We agree that the entire work now done
by both assem- plies shall hereafter be con
Quoted together and TO the work so conducted
we pledge our continued confidence, prayers
contributions and moral support.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
Tallahassee PERSONAL.

Tallahassee, Fla, Jan. 19.-Adiutant
General Houstoun is making a tour of
East and South Florida.
MIR w. O. Pickins, young lawyer of
Apalachicola, it is said, has purchased
the plant of the Crawfordville Times,
which he will remove TO Carrabelle and
there establish the Headlight.
Mrs. j. E. Austin, of Apalachicola, is
visiting friends in the city.
Mrs. ]. r. Bradford entertained the
Ladies' Afternoon Whist Club Thursday
evening. Mrs. H. V. r. Schrader won
the hostess prize.
The governor has made the following
civil appointments E. G. Hill, of Lawtey,
to be surveyor for Bradford county.
William F. Lee, surveyor of Escamb ia
county, has resigned.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
A PoPULIsT MEETING.
It Will Take Place in Statesboro
Feb. 5.

Statesboro, Jan. 13.-The populist party
of this county will meet in mass meeting
at this place on Feb. 5. What the OBJ
ject is of this mid-winter convention is
unknown to the public. The party is
now considered to be on its last legs in
this county.
Col j. B. Brannen is preparing to place
lot of twenty acres of land adjoining
town on the market. He will cut it up
in building. lots, aud open up wide Streets
through it. ,The new town will be known
as West End.
B. T. Outland has moved in town, and
is preparing to go into the truck farming
business.
S. T. Chance has put out about twenty
acres in fruit trees, mostly pears.
D. c. Brady, an aged and respected
citizen of this county, died at his home
yesterday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
CARLISLE TO ISSUE BONDS.
Unless Congress Comes to tho Rescue
he will Put Out $4,000 900.

Washington, Jan. 13.-From well in
formed sources it is ascertained that there
is strong probability that if congress
fails to come to his relief within the next
fifteen days, Secretary Carlisle nay deem
1t necessary to issue $50, 900, 900 Of bonds,
under the resumption act, for tn purpose
Of maintaining the gold reserve intact.
The bonds, If issued, Will be sold only for
gold, but the details as to how Long they
will run. at what price they viii be sold,
and how placed on the market, eIc., have
not as yet been considered. This proposed
plan of the secretary, it is said. is the re-
suit of careful consideration, and will be
adopted if it meets the approval of the
President.
The small amount of the propos ed issue,
1t is understood, has been determined
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14

upot simply to tide the treasury over I'M
til q ongress can take up the whole finan-
cial question and dispose of it.
ST .ould congress within the next fifteen
days by resolution or otherwise, meet
the present treasury needs, Secretary
Carl isle will refrain from acting on his
own responsibility, but should it fail to
act n that time, bond issue to the
amoi mt stated, it is believed, will be
mad =.
Sel cretary Carlisle, 1t is said, would
persS Inally favor the coinage Of the silver
seigr orage if the law permitted him to
toll t off and coin it, but the seignorage
obtal ,nable from the coinage of the silver
built on is so small, and would come in so
slow ly that it will not be nearly sufficient
to 10 eet the present emergency
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
Late Shipping News.

wilmington, Jan 19-Arrived, steamer State
of Texas Xix. New York.
Cleared, steamer Croatan, Hansen New
York
Chatham. Providence and sailed for Balti-
more: Richmond, New York sand sailed for
New York.
Newport News, Jan 13-Arrived, steamer
Wydale LBr, New Orleans and sailed Tor
ROuen.
Sailed, steamer Virginie [Brl, Harve.
Norfolk, Jan 13-Arrived steamer Strath-
coa1ed and sailed: schrs Mar orie, Aug Hunt,
Maud Sherwood H II Benedict, New York.
Cleared, schrs Majorie, Providence August
Hunt, Boston; Maud Sherwood, New Bedford
II II Benedict, Portland.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
A COUNTRY SEAT DESTROYED.
One of the Famous Houses of Leon
County Burned.

Tallahassee, Jan. 13.-The water tower
and residence of Edward Ronalds on the
Live Oak plantation, four miles north of
Tallahassee, were destroyed by fire Thurs
day night. Mr.. Ronald's home was one
of the most attractive country seats in
Leon county, and the people here sympa-
thize with him in his great loss, which
will aggregate three times the amount of
insurance carried. The fire started at the
top of the tower, and it's origin cannot be
accounted for. The insurance on tower
was $1,000, in Orient of Hartford; on
dwelling, $1,000 in Phoenix of Brooklyn,
and 500 in Home of New York; on furni-
ture, 81, 500 in Home Of New York.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14

Although French law prohibits women from
going about dressed in mems clothes. except
when they have obtained special permission
from the project Of police, curiously enough
there is no legal obstacle to men parading
the streets in Women's clothes. This fact
has just been brought to light by the Paris
courts. which have acquitted man named
Florentin Gosreider. who was charged with
wearing an unauthorized disguise with the
object Of concealing himself from the pursuit
OF a reVenReful wife.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
THE ROOSTER KILLED THE DOG.
1t Ends in a Lawsuit in Which owns
ers Pay Half the Costs.
ON the Philadelphia Press


Hazeton, Jan. "a lawsuit growing
out of bloody battle at Springfield be-
tween dog and rooster was heard be-
fore Squire Luckenbach to-day. Patrick
Foley and his dog were exercising yes
terday when they overlook Thomas Glib
bons, an Englishman, who had a game
rooster with him.
A discussion arose as to the merits of
the dog and the bird. 1t was agreed to
let them settle it then and there. Glib
bons "heeled" the bird Jack" the
dog, neededno encouragement to go in
Every time Jack dashed at his combatant
the rooster lodged. Suddenly the rooster
sprang into the air and struck his gaff
deep behind Jacks ear. With howl
of pain the dog rolled over and soon died.
Then Foley got mad, Gibbons tainted
him and the two men were soon punching
each other. They fought until they were
separated. Gibbons sued his assailant.
The costs were divided
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14

Miss Alice Goodan is the only woman ed
ftor in India. She conducts the business OF
the Simla Guardian.
DR.. Ross, Nova Scotian mining expert, de-
clares that wyoming is richer in minerals
than any other state in this country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14
THE BEST IS the CAEAPESTl

Your stationery Is an Indication of your
manner OF conducting business.
Have everything neat aud trim; tn good
taste and on good material from the COM
plete Printing, Lithographing and Blank
Book manufacturing department Of the
MORNING NEWS,
6avannakaa ca.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-01-14

is as promising as any similar enterprise
ever inaugurated in Florida.
The excursionists were delighted with
the trip.