New-York tribune., 1894-07-01
THE T1LK or THE DIK.

j. \. Lln;ner the ontomol3glst Of this state. hrs
Issued a circular about ihe cicada. Six distinct
broods Of the insect known. The cicada with
which afflicted has been designated
the Hudson River brood" rs northern limit is In
the vicinity OF Schuylerville and Fort Miller Sara
toga and Washington countless and thence It's
territory extends south along both sides OF tho
Hudson 70 rs mouth east 10 New-Hayen IN Con-
nectcut, and west across the north part OF New
Jersey and into Pennsylvania The prediction 10
made that the locust VIII disappear during the
early part Of July without; It IS believed. having
been the occasion Of any special harm" Young
fruit trees most likely suffer from its depre-
dations The State Entcmologist admits that COM
paratively ltte is known about this pest.
She Had the Last Word.-she-we girls ars
thinking about starting baseball club.
rH9 S We 4@ coad % So tno% row nc Pi back +,
the umpire.-Gndianapols Journal
A record kept az Yale f1r eight years shows that
non-smokers are 70 per cent taller. % per cent
heavier and have 60 per cent more lung capacity
than smokers. An Amherst graduating class re-
Gently showed stil greater difference, the noa-
smokers having gained a per cent in weight and
per cent in height over the smokers, and also H1-
ceeSling them In lung capacity
The Desired shapt-The Butchar-Wha, kind ax
steak are you wanting, mum? \ round steak?
The Young Housewife Wh2 TOOK Lessons IN snc
please.-(Chcago Record
The oldest surviving graduates Of Harvard nr-:
Glass Of 1890 DR. ". II. Funess Philadelphia. Win
IS nlnety-two years old; 1872 Samuel ". Chandi2r.
Philadelphia: 1872. William G. Prince. Dedhau.
Mass; 1926. Dr. William L. Russo. Barre Mass:
1897. Epes s Dixwell. Cambridge. Mass Each
OF these the only survivor of his class is DE-
J. W. Bemis. Cambridge, OF the c,ass Of 1885, ISL
has SIX and lN9 five survivors; ls3 has eight lSo
has four. 1898 has eight 1884 has ten. and the sas-
ceeding classes have ten
KEEP COOL
Oh. never mind how not it is;
Just wear pleasant, smiling phiz:
Don, fret. and fuss. and kick and stsx.
As il the joys OF life were few
This weathers good enough Tor you;
Keep COO.
It ought to be q2, i !" 5sy;
OF course you know The reason why'
Keep coo..
Ws E0TR %eathe aaa '5 helps P them SS on y YOU SHcw
The universe must have show;
Keep COO.
just take things easy for while;
Keep COO.
Don't try to put on too much style;
II not. do just the hes, you
YouI hnl this Is the wisest plan;
~(somervile Jourps.
1.-THE Pail Mall Gazette" recently asked its read
ers 10 name the railway in England. And
one English kicker answered thus: "Sir: The
Southeastern Railway is the very worst railway
IN the world. The engines asthmatc; its
lamps are trimmed by foolish virgins: its fares
are excessive; its carriages in the in winter
and are furnaces In summer; its motto is unpunctu-
ality: It's principal station is approached through
the neck Of a bottle. II ruins the temper destroys
.a
OF Dantes Inferno / am. sir yours ooedlenty'
The Worm Who Turns"
"Dd Won ever see any one before 50 out OF taste
in all your life as Mrs Nuwdow. ,,,
You mean dancing 50 soon ai'er her "uSoi"ds
no hu; she actually tcSk pnk, ,ner ice creap' cream and
she In full mourning. -tChcaBo i"'e' ONeo"i
What is asserted to be the oldest llfeboat in ex-
istcnce IS preserved at South Shields Eng, as
,,,lued relic II was bu1 1880. and during more
,hor any wears OF active service instrumental
in saving LOS persons
lie WAS hard-working and Jealous board school.
Teacher and had just told the class that wool
comes of the sheep and Is made INTO ,, plankSSoS
cothinv etc 10 keep us warm In cold weather.
and h. proceeded question rttle While. who had
been rather inattentye durag me s esS 2o n co
from ~ "ON the Sleeps back. te1cher replied
W And wna then? INQUIRED Ie the rse.c taTnes %ad.
FROM asked the teacher 'onSnns M'nv mns !rJs
piled Wiie-tTid Bits.
,rher. IS nothing about the proposition OF
y pove an Irish engineer. 10 establish a line
y, steamers between NeW-York. halifax and Gal-
v,y He says the voyage between Halifax and
Galway could be made in three days and five hours.
and between New-yorh and Galway in four days
and Twelve hours
'oh. dear" sighed little girl Of this city. II
am 50 tired OF lessons. | know what III do wnen
/ grow up" What" "Tn be a teacher" But
teachers nave TO study too" Il know that. But
its 80 much easier learn the questions tnan Il s
to learn the answers. ."-(Washington Star.
A mackerel with a rubber banda sort OF PRINT
tive corset-around Its body has caused much COM
nent at Gloucester. Mass. The band had evidently
been put on when the fish was small. anu had
stayed there In spite Of its rapid growth Under
the band the ish's body had not grown and the
depression was about three inches deep. The band
was sound and flexible. and the fish was In q
healthy condition.
A Settled Calm.-"It is going 10 be pretty tough
shedding for the next few months. l owe 50
much that It Is going to take every cent can
make TO pay out
THAT Is where have the best OF YOU have
quit worrying | much that have given
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