The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-01-10
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

1t is estimated that the land in
the United States is worth S12, $780,
100000.
The Chinese language is spoken
by the greatest number Of people, over
400, 100000.
One Of the oldest markets in the
United States is at Alexandra, Va.
1t was built in 1850.
The population Of Italy is very
dense, there being 27O people to every.
square smile Of territory. ~
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup is the
best in the market. A single bottle
will convince you of its excellence.
Try it.
"A loaf made from two pounds of
flour will weigh 2 pounds 8 1-2 ounces
when taken from the oven.
By the invention of woman,
threads are now cut on watch screws
that are finer than human hair.
In the year 760 A. D. there was
only one clock in the world and Pope
Paul I. sent it to the French King as
present.
The 1st Of April aid the 1stos
July in any year, and in leap year the
1st of January, fall on the. same day
of the week.
The first printers used onlyone
side Of page, then pasted together
the two blank pages to give the inn
preston of one leaf.
1t is said that the number Of
people who die inside the city limits
Of London every year would I'LL q
cemetery Of % acres.
1t is too bad to spend half of az
short life distressed with neuralgia,
when a rs cen bottle Of Salvation Oil
will cure it quickly.
= Envelopes were first made in
1889, and sold for 10 cents and 25
cents apiece. They are now sold at
from two to FIVE for a cent.
els the man Grace is going to Z
marry rich r: Jennie: I am sure he
must be from the way he acts.
"Gives her expensive presents, eil r.
'sNo; horribly stingy."
"A baker estimates that every
American will consume two pies a
week, and if the statement is correct
the American stomach is weekly tor
tured with 13o, 900, 900 pies.
= Executions ceased to be public
in England in 1865. Before that TING
they were in the squares in front of !,
the jails and attracted thousands Of
people from the country round. &.
=" "Well, what did your wife give
you for Christmas r. "Why, it was
-er-let me see, q very. fneah
dear me I can't remember just what
it is, but I know it is very becoming
to her."
Jess-"Did you know there was
an antenuptial agreement between Mr.
and Mrs. Slivers?" Bess-"N o, bu&
I'm not surprised. If they ever
agreed about anything it must have
been before they were married.
"Well, Uncle silas, your boy is
home from college p "Yes, wuss
luck" "Worse luck (? Why2' He's
larned SO much he can'tplow up moth
in but my feelin's, nor harrer nothin
but my soul.
= The Sultan Of Turkey is mono
maniac on the subject Of carriages.
He has been steadily engaged IN max
ing a collection Of SUCH vehicles for
the past twenty years, and now has
nearly 500 of all makes and kinds.
He is genuinely carried away with his
fad.
= The cancellation Of stamps by
electricity is being adopted by the
Post Office Department Of the United
States, recently patented stamping
machines being used for that purpose
and also for the postmarking Of LETT
tiers.
= Aunt Jane: Rob, dear, won't
you try to be real good boy to-day
Rob: I will, aunty, for a quarser
Aunt Jane Why, Rob you yssh pay
for being good :? Rob: Well, aunty,
dear, you wouldn't have me good for
nothing, would you?
- Andrew j. Davis, lately decsas-
ed Montana man Of great wealth, was
not noted for his liberality, as arule,
but to friend who was in financial
straits he once sent a check for $780,
900 with the message: Pay me if you
can if you cannot never melpsion it.
= Mamma, dear" said Janet, at
what time in the day was I born ?n
"At2 o clock in the morning. 'eAnd
what time was I born 2" asked Jack.
"Not until 8 O'clock" 'eAh, cried
Janet, "my birthdays longer than
yours p "Well," said Jack, whats
the use of being born before it's time
to get up p
Jeremiah Wit says: Not long
ago I was asked if man free born
and Of lawful age didn't have the
right to take dram when he felta
little "off." F." The best answer that r
could think of at the time was as fol-
lows: If you wishseto increase your
appetite for whiskJs, drink every
chance you have, and the oftener you