The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1894-03-15
.,LPHURETTED OWN WILSON.
Charlotte Observer.

achievement ln its recent glOrlou.
career il has aspired So many aspira,
tons, il has achieved so many ac hie,
vements, tt has accomplished 50 MANY
accomplishments, 1t has scIntiIlai-
ed 50 many sclntillations, that IA com
plete aud exhaustive category of the
whole outfit woald be too yolumin-
GUS 70 mention. 4 few laurel
wreaths, however, may be- hintcd at,
leaving the reader with an extra
handful Of leisure to fill IN all gaps.
Our Noble Order has given the
world the sub-Treassurv scheme-a
system of pol teal philosophy at once
puEgent, potent, aud fragrant with
the aromatics of old mown hay; il
has sent the Sockless to the lower
house of Congress with orders to
sock it to both Democracy and Rep
ublicaniSm, without discriminating
much Ia favor OF Republicanism; il
mas substituted, in the Senate. set
Of Eollan harp whlskers for scin-
tllIating BRAN with a red neck tie;
1t bung a tapping petticoat to its
flagstaff and sent Sister Mary Helen
Lease lifting through, the South flop
ping it in the face of the Southern
Democracy. Yelling 'in hoe signo,
and things like that { In Hoe Signo
is at present writing, We are reliab-
Iy informed, lying up for repairs-it
has been expressed, postpaid, to Mr..
Lease with orders to wash the egg
nog stains out of it the next time h.
washes the baby's overclothes and
other clothes too insignificant to
mention in production Of this Or
der.) Our Noble Order has pro
duced one of the most remarkable
Governors of the century, he of Col
Orado, whose highest ambition is t.
ride in blood " to lis horses bride
very few, even OF our best Govern
ors, are capable Of such rank, mephl-
tic, gimpsonsweed aspirations as
that; Our Noble Order has retired
from the Senate Of the lnlted States:
from the State of Calhoun and
tlayne, a man who gave the bns.
efforts Of his life for the preserya-
ton Of the liberties of his State, as
he believed, and in his place has pu'
d man who tries to Kill oahmen wheI
he gets drunk; in the same State it
has subYerted one Of the fundamen,
tai principles of freedom and ad-
mits spies into mems castles, int,
the very holy of holies of the
home.
These be some Ct the diamonds
that sparkle III the Popu!lst diadem
But lustrou5 as they are they fade
into rhine stones compared to the
last crowning towering, climax cap
| ping, dazzling, begemmed achieve
ment of the PopUliSt party, to wit
sending S. @. Wilson over the Stat,
of North Carolina telling its farmers
how to ship eggs, Oh, transcendent
undertaking; oh, super human en-
deavor. What a source of wealth
egg-shipping will now become to th'
agrioulturalists Of North Carolina
With prophetic vision We look int
the future and see, at no great dis
tance, eyether our State studied with
the country mansions Of hen-frui
millionalFes And when announce
meat Of this eggsciting news make
our barnyard welkins ring what /;
stimulus it will be to our hens t
lay. The very knowledge that thei
best efforts viii be sent to marke
under the S. 0. Wilson method vii
incite the hens of this section t,
such unprecedented activity tina
they will have to be requested no
to oyer-exert themselves. Who
knows but what eggs shipped by tn
5. .. Wilson process may come high
and the farmers be enabled to get ,
corner on eggs-to form the Ia
Heel Trust, thus ayenglng themsel
YES for being ground down by the TO
bacco trust and the other concern
of this character and disposition
Oh, what "a glorious day is coming b
the time 5. o. Wilson gets through
with his egg~shlpplng tour, BY th
the time posterity comes Oh, ever
farm house will have upon its wall
a portrait framed in a frame of gold
ga egg-shells-the portrait of a ben
efactor, the great G,deoniteish chic
and egg-shipper, S. Q Wilson.
This is pleasant pictarc. Woul
that we could allow it to hang ther
undlspojled. But SuIphurette(
ovum Wilson, (some times spoken o
as S. Otho Or Sotho,) must be show
up. He is dealing in eggs, but no
as he represents. He's the great A.
iiance incnhatoE. Everywhere h
goes bo drops an egg-an added A
lance egg of discord, with its vol
Of stIife, ITS white of discomfort all
It's she'll of agitation, And afte
awhile these egga Will hatch. Afte
awhile, under the poisonous inhuenc
of this arch incubator, these egg
viii incuhate. All over the Stat
there will be popping, popping
popping and little ugly, nasty, Ion {
legged, half-fedged. pop-2yed chick
of hate and murder and spite an
anarchy will break loose. An
, they'll grow fast and large and us
lier and dangerous. Look out f,
Sulphuretted Ovnm Wilson, Loo
t out for be eggs he's shipping. The
. are rotten
/ | New ham, District HuirtelY Meetings. T.