The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-02-21
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with wings of 40 feet spread.
| Few persons have courage to
appear as good as they really are.
Many small animals eat their own
weight in food in day.
= In giving the devil his due you :
are liable to give yourself away.
| The only way to curb ayoung
man nowadays is to bridal him.
1t is the reply rather than the
statement that makes the quarrel.
Blue paper Of every conceivable
! shade is the present fad in stationery.
Those who complain without
cause may soon have cause to com
plain.
= 1t costs England $1,000 year in
maintenance for every man in her
navy.
= No man can worry about how he
looks and keep his bank account grow
ing.
y No man will ever be celebrated
for his piety whose religionis all in
his head.
| = The latest musical phenomenon
in Paris IS a monkey that plays the
violin.
= The man who would have done SO
and so if he had been there never gets
there.
= Nearly 10000 men were enlisted
in the United States army during the
past year.
The man who is waiting to be
happy will next year at this time be Z
waiting still.
= The prices Of medicines are fixed
by law in Prussia, and "a new price list
is annually issued.
1t is estimated that on an aver
age each penny in circulation changes
hands eleven times week.
There are people who seem to !;
lose all their religion the minute they
can't have their own way.
1t is estimated that last year
1856, 900, 900 bananas were consumed
in the United States alone.
y You will discover what number
of things you can do without when
you have no money to get them.
= In many parts of California quail
pick up grain with the domestic
chicken and roost in orchard trees. y
= Some man who is good on fgurey
says that 100000 900 tubers can be-
raised from single potatoin 10 years.
No Japanese is ever guilty Of
swearing, for the simple reason that
oaths are unknown to the Japanese
language.
= An instance of misdirected e&ier.
gy--the man who blows in his soup to
warm it and on his fingers toScool
them.
= We find plenty Of people who
don't average well they know too
much for one man, and not quite
enough for two.
"A New York hotel is Said to use
a machine tLat washes and dries / ,0G0
dishes an hour. Two persons attend
to it.
= An advocate of electrical cooking
claims that of every 100 tons Of coal
used in cooking stove SO tons go to
waste.
= The chief secret of comfort lies
in not suffering triAes to vex us, and
in cultiyating our underground of
small pleasures.
Josh Billings says, "When you
strike lie, stop boring menny man
has bored clean thru and let all the
lie run out at the bottom"
"A sensible woman will not fail to
keep a bottle Of Salvation Oil on hand
for cuts and bruises. It is unrivaled.
25 cts.
= The Alaskans often have eating
matches, at which great numbers OF
the villagers compete. The one who
eats the most is consideged the biggest
man.
- Kettles for boiling purposes are
now made with tubes running diagon-
ally through them, on the principle of
the locomotive boiler. Water will
boil quickly in them.
Some one sent to Luther to know
whether it was lawful to use warm
water in baptism. Luther replied:
"Tell the blockhead that water, warm
or cold, is water.
Every season brings new crop
of cough remedies, but they cannot
compete with that grand, old DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup.
An Illinois man has been anus
ing himself lately by advertising an
infallible cure for drunkenness for one
dollar, and sends in reply this pre-
scription: "Drink nothing but wa
ter
"A treasury official says that
man had better have live rattlesnake
in his pocket than acounterfeit dollar,
carried as pocket-piece. 1t is con-
trary to law, and the official cites sew
eral instances where much trouble has
| been caused.
Russia still has many odd and
curious marriage customs. One is for
the bride and bridegroom to race
rapidly down the aisle as soon as the
bridal procession enters the church,
because of the belief that whichever
nlaces q foot first on the cloth in front