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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

l.. J. Levey will hold an auction
sale on Friday of lot of household
furniture.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

S. K. Aki had a Chinaman ar
rested yesterday for appropriating
$3.50 belonging to Aki.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

Even the New York Herald has
gone back on the President. 4
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The clearance sale of Ka Male
will begin tomorrow morning.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

4" Ladies' Diamond Black
Stockings, absolutely fe st, only 25cts.
"a pair, at v. S. SACHS.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

Don't forget the Punahou play
Friday evening. Tickets at Ben
son, Smith IL Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

Mr.. Stoeckle, the phonograph
man, has put his automatic phono-
graph in the Hawaiian Hotel, in
stead of in his rooms on Hotel
street. The cylinders will be
changed daily, and will give visi-
tors a chance to hear the native
songs as well as other music.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

f. A. Schaefer 81 Co. have re-
ceived fresh supply of the cele-
brated "Spaten Brew"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

Charles l.. Carter has been APP
pointed as the guardian of Henri
q. McGrew.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The results of the "Phonograpl
Transportation" contest will b,
found in another column.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The National Band will play al
the Hotel tomorrow evening.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31
Hawaiian Annual.

MO HANDBOOK EXCELS THE
~ HAWAIIAN ALMANAC and ANNUAL
for reliable statistical ana general information
relating to these Islands. Price IS cents; or
mailed abroad at 50 cents each.
THOS. Il. THRUM, Publisher.
1343-ly Honolulu, II l.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

l." The Pacific Hotel, corner
of Nuuanu and King streets, is the
place you can obtain the best of
Wines, Beers and SpirituOus Liquors.
EDw. WoLTER, Manager.
3567-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

People are specializing as to how
Willis got his copy of Wilson's
list.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The Board of Health meets at 3
o'clock today.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The Government continues to re-
ceive letters of sympathy and of
fers of service from all parts of the
Union. Mr.. Potter of the Foreign
Office held ten of them in his
hand yesterday. One was from a
man who had served as colonel in
the French war with China.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

CO.. Prompt returns made on
Goods sold On commission at the
L. x. L.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

90 American Enameled Buf-
tom Hole Buttons for Sale at the
L Y l..
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The warships in the harbor dis
played their flags yesterday with
the japanese ensign flying from
the mainmast, out of respect for
the memory of Komei, father to the
reigning Emperor of Japan, Mat
suhito, who died January 80, 1873.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The Band will give the usual
concert to passengers leaving by
the Australia on Friday evening at
the Hawaiian Hotel. After the
Band has finished an informal
dance will be given in the parlor
and lanai.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

DIR. Cooper has revoved his
Offices to the corner of Hotel and
Alakea, opposite the Masonic Tenn
pie
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

Two sales of Government land
will be held on March 6, one of a
piece in Hilo, and the other stu
ated in Manoa valley.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31
Meeting Notice.

THE REGULAR QUARTERLY
4 meeting of the Pacific Hardware
CO., LID. will be held at its office on
WEDNESDAY, January 3lst, 1894, at
10 O'clock A. NJ.
JAS. q. SPENCER,
Secretary.
Honolulu Jan "a, 1894 3595-td
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The St. Andrews Church Asso.
citation will meet at 8 o'clock to.
morrow evening in the schoolroom
adjoining the Cathedral. <
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31
Wanted.

ITO RENT a HOUSE FOR A GEN
i tleman. Address GA, this Office,
stating price aud particulars.
359S-lw
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Lost.

A SCARF PIN IN FORM OF TEN
~ mis- racket Finder will be reward
Ell by returning to w. +. b." this
office. 3596-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31
LOCAL BREVITIES.

LOCAL BREVITIES.
The Board of Health meets at 3
o'clock today.
Even the New York Herald has
gone back on the President. 4
The National Band will play at
the Hotel tomorrow evening.
The clearance sale of Ka Male
will begin tomorrow morning.
People are specializing as to how
Willis got his copy of Wilson's
list.
l.. J. Levey will hold an auction
sale on Friday of lot of household
furniture.
can American" wishes posi-
ton as clerk in wholesale or re-
tail store.
The tickets for the German play
at Punahou are on sale at Benson
IL Smiths.
Charles l.. Carter has been APP
pointed as the guardian of Henri
G. McGrew.
Don't forget the Punahou play
Friday evening. Tickets at Ben
son. Smith & Co.
S. K. Aki had a Chinaman ar
rested yesterday for appropriating
$3.50 belonging to Aki.
f. A. Schaefer 81 Co. have re-
ceived fresh supply of the cele-
brated "Spaten Brew"
The results of the "Phonograph
Transportation" contest will be
found in another column.
DIR. Cooper has revoved his
Offices to the corner of Hotel and
Alakea, opposite the Masonic Tenn
pie.
The stockholders of G.. Brewer &
Co. will hold an annual meeting at
the office of the company, on Feb
ruary 7th.
A Cabinet Council was held yes
terday morning at which Presi-
dent Dole was present, for the first
time in a good while.
Two sales of Government land
will be held on March 6, one of
piece in Hilo, and the other stu
ated in Manoa valley.
The St. Andrews Church Asso-
citation will meet at 8 o'clock to-
morrow evening in the schoolroom
adjoining the Cathedral. <
And still they come. George E.
Boardman wishes to disclaim any
knowledge whatever of his name
having been used as a possible
councillor for an impossible queen.
A Washington dispatch to the
Philadelphia Record, stating that
the Turpie Senate resolution, calling
for policy of non-intervention in
Hawaii, originated at the White
House.
John X. Waiamau, son of the
pastor of Kaumakapili Church, re-
turned by the Australia, after an
extended trip in the States. He
went with the object of studying
different sly les of architecture.
The Band will give the usual
concert to passengers leaving by
the Australia on Friday evening at
the Hawaiian Hotel. After the
Band has finished an informal
dance will be given in the parlor
and lanai.
The warships in the harbor dis
played their flags yesterday with
the Japanese ensign flying from
the mainmast, out of respect for
the memory of Komei, father to the
reigning Emperor of Japan, Mat
suhito, who died January 80, 1873.
The Government continues to re-
ceive letters of sympathy and of
fers of service from all parts of the
Union. Mr.. Potter of the Foreign
Office held ten of them in his
hand yesterday. One was from
man who had served as colonel In
- L
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

The stockholders of G.. Brewer &
Co. will hold an annual meeting al
the office of the company, on Feb
ruary 7th.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

John X. Waiamau, son of the
pastor of Kaumakapili Church, re-
turned by the Australia, after an
extended trip in the States. He
went with the object of studying
different sty les of architecture.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

A Cabinet Council was held yes
terday morning at which Presi.
dent Dole was present, for the first
time iD a good while.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

And still they come. George u,
Boardman wishes to disclaim any
knowledge whatever of his name
having been used as possible
councillor for an impossible queen.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

60 Bedroom Sets, Wardrobes,
Ice Boxes, Stoves, Hanging Lamps,
Rugs, Bureaus, Chiffoniers, Steamer
and Veranda Chairs, Bed Lounges,
Sofas, Baby Cribs, Clothes Baskets,
Sewing Machines, Whatnots, Meat
Safes, Trunks, etc., sold at the lowest
Cash Prices at the 1. x. L., corner of
Nuuanu and King streets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

A Washington dispatch to the
Philadelphia Record, stating that
the Turpie Senate resolution, calling
for a policy of non-intervention in
Hawaii, originated at the White
House.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31
0er9rdl advertisements. 4.

Our Mr.. T. ]. King has
gone to the Coast by the
Monowai for another full
cargo of Hay and Grain.
CALIFORNIA FEED CO.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

90 For Bargains in New and
Secondhand Furniture, Lawn Now
els, Wicker Chairs, Garden Hose,
ETC., call at the I. <. l., corner of
Nuuanu and King streets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31
Election of Officers.

IENHE FOLLOWING OFFICERS
( were elected at the adjourned an
nual meeting of the Haiku Sugar Com
pany January 20, 1894
Hon. III. p Baldwin -. President
Hon 5. NJ. Damon. Vice-P President
Hon S. n Castle Treasurer
J. b. Atherton. ..... Secretary
J. b. Castle. .AuiItor
J. 3. ATHERTON,
Secretary.
Honolulu, January 20 1894.
359S-1t 1520-2t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

Fitted with Elliptic sprockets and q. 6.
J corrugated air tube tires. These tires
can be fitted TO any pneumatic safety,
they are practically puncture proof, do
not slip on wet roads, and are very fast.
ANY desired gear can be furnished with
these wheels from No. So 10 so.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

3567-tf.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31
For Sale.

POSITIONS BY COOK, WAITER,
L gardener, chambermaid, nurse,
ho1seworker, stor-boy and lahorers oi
every kind. japanese Employment
Office, $40 Hotel street, P. o. Box PIG.
35S6-2W%
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-01-31

4 SMALL, HEART-SHAPED GOLD
n pin. Finder WILL be rewarded by
returning to "E. NJ" care of ADvER-
User office 45S7-,f
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-09-01

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Cable Pr m 0n.an LII.

Dear Gresham One more boon
crave,
| trust in yonr affection.
IT'S not TO murder Dole, the kna
Nor put down Instruction;
lis not my crown. but me TO s.g
| write in deep detection.
And so a package | must have
Of Parks Tea for my complexion.
Gresham's Answer to Queen Lii.
When received your cablegram
/ thought | sure would faint,
For though L often use Parks Tea
IT'S not for your complaint.
| feared that Mrs. G. would think
Wrong about our connection
Till on her dresser there ] saw
Parks Tea for her complexion,
Sold sF smoot Drug company,
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q Household III
d. w. Fuller, OF Cana|

d. W. Fuller, OF Cans IN. Y j,
says that be AWAY q a Z ing 8
! New Disco cry IN j, hd his
| family has always sry best
re- ulIs follow its d ~ would
not be without It,. q. A.
! DYk eman Druggit Obi IN. Y,
says that DR.. Kin 0very is
undoubtedly the remedy
| that he has used il Emily for
eighis years, and if failed to
do ali that is claime Why not
try a remedy So Ion Ri tested.
Trial bottles free 81 rug Co.
Regular size 50c. K.
NO
Sealed bids Will up to J2
O'Clock noon, Sept 1894, by
the undersigned, ia school
house in Tucker SCI ytrict. For
plans and speciieatid Fly to Jno.
Beagley, chairman isiees. The
right Is reserved TO re Yany and ali
bids.
Tucker, Utah, Augu ), 1894.
f<>2.R
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AFortnnate seIection.

Mother-What are all these senseless
uinkets for?
Pretty Daughter-They are for thu
grabbag at the church fair.
Mercy! There is not one thing that
any human being could want u
Eyes; isn't it fortunate? Everybody
who draws q prize will put it back in
the bag. New York Weekly.
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Harper's Weekly is beyond all question the
leading journal i'll America, in its splendid lie
triDuuors, and in its vast army of readers. In
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talent, the men best fitted by position and
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in fiction, the most popular story-writers
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Sports, and Music and the drama. by distin-
guished experts. In word Harper's Weekly
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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-09-01

HARPER g, MAGAZINE for 4ls94 will maintain
the character that has made it the favorite
illustrated periodical for the lone. Among
the results of enterprise undertaken by the
publishers, there will appear during the year
superbly illustrated paper On I!.silu Ed
win Lord Weeks, on the japanese Seasons by
Alfred Parsons, on Germany by Poultney
Bigelow. on Paris by Richard Harding Davis,
and on Mexico by Frederick Remington.
Among the her notable features of the
year Will be novels by GSefEe-lirrfJaurier and
Charles Dudley Warner, the perso al remrn-
stories OF Western frontier life by Owen W is
Ter. Short stories will also be contributed
2 Brander Matthews, Richard Harding Da-
Wis, Mary Z. Wilkins. Ruth McEnery Stuart.
bard, Quesnay de Beaurepaire, Thomas Nelson
Page. anG others. Articles on topics of cur
rent in terest will be contributed by distin
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Bucklen s. Arnica salYe.

THE BEST SALyE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum. Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
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Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction or money
refunded. Price rs cents per box.
FOR SALE BY 6meot Drug Co,
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Wanted
To buy 10 to 20 acres of land adjoin
ng city limits. See
PHIL SPECKART,
10 West Cantar CT
Wanted
1894.
Harper's Bazaar.
Illustrated.

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No EXPENSES spared to make its artistic at
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Besant. Short stories will be written by Mary
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Stuart Marion Harland, and others. Out-coor
SORTS and Indoor Games. Social Entertain
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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-09-01

The emperor once stood before the
magnificent tomb of the Duke Rudolph
6 Swabia Some of his courtiers were
Of the opinion that he ought not to al
wv his mortal enemy to have SO splen-
I'D monument, but that he should
have his body exhumed and buried else.
where.
"Oh, let him lie where he is, " said
the emperor. 81 only wish all my en-
emies were as splendidly buried. ALLIE
Zeiten und Landen.
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Sealed bids Will

MRS. w. J. FAHEY " LIE Roy NY.
says, "Have tried fifty cough Cures
Parks Cough Syrup is the only one
that helped me. know it ls the hest
Cough Kennedy" Sold by Smoot Drug
company
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1894-03-22
n LITTLE N0NsENsE.n


Satan keeps perfectly cool in spite
Of his surroundings. Galveston News.
-Adele-tsWould you marry man
simply because he's rich?n Mabelle-
No; but ! would try very hard to love
him. atlanta journal
Laundry machinery really seems to
have reached the stage of perfection.
1t can destroy a collar in a single
wash. boston Transcript
Miss d'Anglemont-'I suppose YOU
call your dog Cupid because he is such
a love OF dog?s Mr. d'Aulan-"Not
exactly. You see, he is blind. Vogue.
GRANDMOTHER - Well Buddie.
what IS a fortifcation2" Buddie with
a wink of his eyed Grandma. don't
know unless it be two twentyfca-
tions.
Gimme my wife, said the Chicago
man to the telephone girl Number
please?" Number three-oh-er-I
mean gimme 4l144 INDIANAPOLIS
journal
What an absurd man Mr.
Snooks IS! He told me he hoped [
never giggled. Bessie-ssAnd what
did you say?9 Belief gigglsd. -
Boston Transcript.
-Reporter-"Do you make much
money from leeturing2" Great Man
No; but my wife does when she lee
lures. | empty my pockets instantly"
st Louis Post-Dispateh.
- see You don't carry your beauti-
ful gold headed cane any more. NO:
I'm reducing my running expenses. y
"How IS that2a ssThe tips come higher
to the walters. IN. Y. Herald
-cholly sappy 4 think there's
something wrong with my bwaiu. Miss
kostic; who would you see about it?n
Miss Kostick-'I would suggest a mi
eroseopist- Philadelphia Record.
Her Weak Point. Mrs. Dick
How do you like your new servant?.
Mrs. Toni DOM like her at all.
She won't do Mrs, Diclx-s'Won,t
do?" Mrs. Tom-ssNo; she won't do
anything. Detroit Free Press
Don't you think Miss Tawlzins
has speaking eyes," he said. IT don't
know, I'm sure" replied the Young
woman. If she had, there isn't anE
possibility that her mouth would ever
give them chance to be heard. "a
Washington Star.
The Traveler-s'Why did you eat
the missionary and let the convict goa'.
The Cannibal King We'll, we know u
thing or two, we do The missionafH
was . man OF the greatest tenderuesSs
Wild the con ist;65 rs topgh 81 Ea