The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1894-08-15
From Our Reportsr,s Notebook.

jobs for one man instead of two men for
one job.-Married men are preferred as
workmen. They know what il is TO be
bossed. Hence they are more docile. -
Women are a success as engineers. They
will get many wsshout on the line and
never make disaster in doing it.-The
person who goes around giving every one
piece of his mind should not be sur
prised to find it all gone some day.
Buttermilk Is cooling drink, SUM
mer bargain sales appear on every side.
1t is nice to be ain the swim these
warm days. Watermelon ice " is
new hot weather dainty.-The oysters
vacation ends with this month. -Judg-
ing from the great number of blossoms,
the chestnut crop will be the largest in
many years. --"Thou shalt not covet.
Beware of this commandment when your
friends write you from the sea-shore or
country residences, telling how many
blankets they sleep under A bath-tub
goes long way toward compromising for
city and village life in Summer.
worry dog In hot weather, for you know
how it is yourself. -Destroy .he Canada
thistle befee il goes 10 seed, or you will
be Ii lble 10 heavy fine. Watermelon
parties are in order.-EverJ body seems
TO think that no one would kick il there
was not another hot wave this Summer.
--The return postal card is regarded as
failure. Only a small proportion 1T the
first edition of 10000, 900 has been sold.
The man who can keep his temper
when he attempts TO drive his nei4hbor 8
chickens out OF his garden through The
same hole by which they came in, need
have no fears Of Satan. When a man
goes fishing and acknowledges that he
didn't catch anything, you can lend him
money and be sure of getting 1t back. -
Two new moons this month. That some
thing that doesn't happen ofIener than
once IL year If a cold wave is u biz
zard, is not II hot wave sizzard -.
N. Ramsey and w. r. Van Fleet, Of lie
3anon, in this county, have invented IL
machine for the manufacture of peach
baskets "A country editor believes
that the reason why tramps are so pow
erly stricken and wretched is because they
don't advertise -Chicago has an ordi
nance against doctored cigarettes. "
Exactly what has been found to put Into
them that is worse than tobacco does not
appear "A common expression on our
streets, "Going around to the cluba -
Blackberries are on tue wane. Cider
presses are now being put in operation.
The squirrel season opens September
1st.-Thc cricket is announcing the
approach OF Fall An effort is being
made to establish Council OF the Legion
OF the Red Cross in this ciiy.--The dog
days came to an end last Saturday. "A
man with the price OF drink Is always
admitted to the bar. ---Gooseberres do
not grow on egg plants. --Counterieit
$40 greenbacks OF the series CT 1880 are
in circulation THE man who hoes The
soil must expect to soil his hose. The
newspaper is the suiest means OF adver-
Using. 1t has been so proven in many
experiments We would not trust a
man near a hen-roost who would order
the postmaster TO stop his paper when he
is in arrears, --Politeness Is like the
pneumatic tire there isn't much 10 it,
but it eases many Jolt along the path
way of life. Some people seem to de
light in tearing down posters almost al
soon as they are put up. Evidently theI
are ignorant of heavy fine to which the!
are liable for so doing. They say Il
vaccinate man makes him more honor
abe and energetic. II true, then som,
men should be vaccinated once a week
The days have lost one hour in length
since June.