The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-05-30
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o. Canada has one million miles of
uuexplored territory.
One can not always be hero,
but one can always be man.
- The less Christian reads his
Bible the more his heart shrinkS.
"A bald eagle carried off bottle
of hair rcstorer from Perryville, Pa.
- There are over 5000 postmis-
tresses in the United States.
o. Our own heart, and not other
mems opinion of us, forms our true
honor.
- The cat, of all domesticated ami
mails, retains most of it's wild charac-
teristics.
To earn s25, 900, 900, ,OOOit is only
necessary to sell the sea at one cent
for every 10000 gallons.
In 1916 Francis I. gave to his
queen the equivalent of SIG, 900 in our
money to buy hat.
- The happiest life is that which
constantly exercises and educates that
which is best in us.
- The barking Of dog on earth
can be distinctly heard by balloonists
at an elevation Of four miles.
| No fewer than 1,700 ancient
manuscript copies Of the New Testa-
ment in whole or part exist.
- The German mile Of to-day is
24,31S feet in length, more than four
times and a half as long as our mile.
-Agnes-'I want husband who's
easily pleased" Maud-''Don't wor-
ry, dear; that is the kind you'll get.
He-You want to know where I
would be il it hadn't been for your
money? She-Yes, I do. He-A
bachelor.
Every water, save that of springs,
contains animal life; but it is not
necessarily injurious to health on that
account.
- Postage stamps Of the ordinary
adhesive variety cost the government
about seven and one-half cents a
thousand.
or fear,'' said the postage stamp,
when it found itself'fastened to love
letter, "that I am not sticking to
facts
4 -Syms: Poor Robinson, I'm told,
was killed by hard drink. Smyles (:
Yes. he was struck on the head with
cake of ice.
| If your neighbor's hens are
troublesome, and steal across the way,
don't let your angry passions rise Tx
place for 'em to lay
| 1t is estimated that the annual
consumption of wheat for food in the
United States averages about four
and half bushels per capita.
Sometimes you can tell how much
man really loves his wife by noticing
which Of them carries the baby when
they 60 out together for walk.
/ D-An American has invented an
odorless whiskey which contains all
the flavor and bad properties Of the
genuine stuff, but leaves no taint on
the breath.
Catherine de Medici, Queen Of
France, wore the longest train on
record. It was her bridal robe. The
train was BONE by 20 pages, and was
48 yards long.
The largest mammoth found in
Siberia measured II feet long and 10
feet in height. The tusks weighed
$50 pounds. The head without the
tusks weighed 414 pounds.
Police Turnkey-"Well, what is
your name ?" Detected Wanderer-
"Ain't got none. Jist call me No.
g." "No. 2?" eyes. I'm my
wife's s second husband" !"
Calloe: Women have mighty
queer ways, don't you think, Uncle
ST? Uncle 81: I KANT say thet /
know much about women. l only
been married four times.
Humane oficer-"Why do you
pile all your load on the front of the
cart cart 2" Lazy man-"So tn hoss won't
have so far t. pull it, Nv course.
Think I amt got no fcelin' 2"
Sneezing is all right in its way,
but should not be INDUCED in too
ardently or painful consequences may
cnsue, as illustrated in the case of a
young man Of Paterson, N. j., who
sneezed his shoulder out of joint.
This is the hardest sneeze on record.
Some Of the native women of
Australia have queer idea Of beauty.
They cut themselves with shells, keep
the wounds open for long time, and
when they heal, huge scars are tie
result. These scars are deemed highly
ornamental.
In Gray county, Kansas, there is
school district that contains only
one family. The father, mother and
oldest son have elected themselves
trustees, and engaged their oldest
daughter at $35 month to teach the
younger children.
A dark-eyed man was kept for 10
years in an unlighted dungeon in
Salzburg, Austria. During that time
he never saw a human face. When he
came forth into daylight it was noticed
that his black eyes hod become blue.
j. j. Hogan, mechanical stu
dent of Yale College, has invented a
remarkable instrument called the Kim
csimeter, which is used to measure
the slightest motion perceptible to the
test Of touch. The measure is one
millimetcr per second.
"A proposition has been made to
take the Columbian Bell to the Holy
Land, and on Christmas eve, 1899, to
connect it by cable and wire with all
parts of Christendom, so that the one
thousand and nine hundredth ami
yersary of the birth of Christ may be
celebrated by all the world at the same
instant.
"A new sect in Russia is known
as the Underground People, lately or
ganized in Saratoy. When a person
falls i'll the elders come in and baptize
him anew. Then they carry him
down into an underground labyrinth,
where he is left to wrestle with death
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