The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-07-14
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Love II charming hostess, out an
exacting guest.
Lofty idealists are usually men who
are too lazy To work. Puck.
Truth is mighty; but il will not
prevail in horse trade. Puck.
People do . great deal of talking
about the lost art OF conversation. -
Puck.
The great beauty of adversity as Q
medicine is that 1t is not sugar coated.
- Puck.
vokes-Ts Miss drummer emanci-
patedY Carson -"Well, she shaves.
Truth.
Executive ability is the faculty of
getting some one else to do your
work. Puck.
The best way for some people to
fcrge To the front il for them to take =
back seat. Dallas News.
When man makes "a blunder he
can't blame on somebody else, he
decides to say nothing about it
Atchison Globe.
The Kentucky six .footer whose
bride is only three feet high is no
doubt very proud of his better half
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
Talk about your mosquito coast !"
said the man M he tenderly rubbed
the shining surface on his bald head.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Lady--"How is this insect powder
to be spplied?" Assistant (absent
mindedly)--"Give 'em a teaspoonful
after each meal. Tit Bits.
He-"Ive bought you a pet mon.
key to amuse yon, darling" She
"Ob, how kind OF youl Now l shan't
miss you when you are away. Tit
Bits.
81 wish you would give us some
thing more on current topics.
Heres the very thing; an article on
the overhead trolley. ."-Washington
Star.
Good intent is but added oIaspers-
tion when it's consequences are disas-
trous. The man killed accidentally
~ Just M uc"a hn eho h"h hu' hD"'
truth.
Mr.. Flitty-"i had all the conceit
taken out OF me yesterday" Miss
Victor -" Really? How did they carry
il OF? On freight train. Detroit
Free Press
Professor Ito class in political econ.
omy)-"What is the hardest tax to
raise ?" Student Whose mother is
housecleaning) )--"Carpet tscks. De.
troit Free Press.
The teacher says your Freddie
wastes a great deal OF his time st
school" Mother-"Well, I'm glad to
hear it, for / WAS afraid he didr't go
half the time. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Servant - please, mum, Mrs. Next
doc wants you to lend her some read
ing suitable for = siok person.
Mistress - Certainly. Give her
those medical slmsnscs. New York
Weekly.
Wife--"How people gaze at nv
new dress / presume they wonder II
I've been shopping in Paris" HUI
band-"Mors likely they wonder If
I've been robbing bank. New
York Weekly.
Don't you consider Miss Bondby
rather dull?" said one society man.
"Well," replied another, latter the
manner in which she cut you this
morning / cant say that / do"
Washington Star
Lord de Void to Miss Budd, whom
he meets travelling on the continent)
az thought once that all the pwetty
Amerwican girls came abwoad, but
when / went TO New York / decided
that they all stayed at home. -
Judge.
Miss Skrumchus- WAS 40 digust-
ed to see people take up their ear OF
corn in their fingers. / always use Q
knife TO detsch the corn from the ear. "
Mrs Homespun 1 suppose .
knife answers right we'll where one
has no teeth. boston Transcript.
Edith-"whst quick turn for
repsrtee Harry Prince has" Mabel
But he never says anything TO
wound ones feelings" Edith-"And
then he's 80 gallant You should
think the world Of him. He was 20
prompt in your defence the other
.syi Somebody remarked, There
are no frills on Mabel Stone, and
Harry replied. 'on tho contrary, she
y distinctly plain. Boston Tran
script.