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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

Dor with his ship from Liverpool, and he was
suddenly impressed that he ought TO put
back to sea. Under the protest OF the crew
and under their very threat; ne pitt back TO
sea, fearing at thu sarfe time be was losing
his p,ihd, for ii did seem sd Unreasonable
that ~heh they could get into hafbor thef
night they should put back to sea. But they
put back to sea; and tie captain said to his
mate, 'You will call me at 10 O'clock at
night"
At II O'clock at night the captain was
aroused and said "What does this ,moan2
thought 1 told you to call me at 10 O'clock
and here it is 12." 'Why;' said the rate,
II did call you at I'd O'clock; and you got up
looked around and told me to keep right on
this sanne course for two hours, and then to
call you at u clock" Said the captain
"Is it possible2 have no remembrance oil
that" s.xs.
At 70 o'clock the captain went on deck, an
through the rift;ofthex otnui the moonlight
fell upon the seaaaE showsiz him a ship
wreck with 100 struggling passengers. He
helped them of. Had he been any earlier
or any later at that point of the sea he would
have been of no serviceto those drowning
people. On board the captains vessel they
began toband together as TO what they she uld
pay for the rescue ana what they should pay
for the Provisions. ''Ab;" says the captain,
my lads; you CAN'T pay me anything. All
have oh bosfd is yours. feel too greatly
honored Of God Id having Saved you to take
any pay" Just like him. He never got any
pay except that Of his own appiadding con-
science.
Oh, that the old sen captains God might
be my God aid yours Amid the stormy seas
of this life may we have always some one as
tenderIy TO take care or us AS the captain
took care of the drowning crew and the
passengers. And may we come into the
harbor with as little physical pain and with
as bright hope as he had and it 1t should
happen TO be Christmas morning when the
presents are being distributed and we ara
celebrating the birth Of Him who came to
save ouf shipwfecked world All the BETTER
for what gfafider. brighter Christmas present
could we have than hsavsn7
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
a Senator to Re sign.

1t has just became known that Senator
James n. Stubs, of Gloucester. has placed
his resignation in the hands OF Lieutenant
Governor Kent.
This is one of the unexpected results ofthe
recent senatorial fight and the investigation
that followed. The convention that nomi-
nate Mr.. Stubs, who has been in the Gen
eraI Assembly for twenty-one consecutive
years, adopted res buttons indofsing General
Lee for Senator
Mr.. Stubs. in bis canvass. said he would
not support anybo ly for the Senate who was
not in sympathy with Senator Daniel and
CONGRESSMAN Jones on the silver question.
He was elected after hard fight, and IN The
senatorial .ucus east his vote for Martin.
Muttrrings Of dissatisfaction were soon
hear from his district and within the last
ten days the voters OF NJ iddesex an Glou.
cester counties In mass meeting have adopted
resolutions censuring Mr.. Stubs course.
The Middlesex res buttons went SO far as to
declare that Mr. Stubs was not the proper
person to longer represent the district 1t
was this action on the part OF his constitu-
ents that caused the Senator to resign.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
SWALLOWED AN UMBRELLA.
And Then 1t Opened and Made a Valuable
Cow Mighty Sick.

and Then 1t opened and Made Valuable
Cow Mighty Sick.
Thomas Jennings Of the West side
possesses a cow that discounts all
the billygoats in the city on taste
for old rubbish, but she hasn't good
digestive organs, says o New Castle
pa correspondent Of the Pittsburg
Dispatch. She is a blooded cow and
has not been used to q diet of UNI
brellas and old cans. But during
the late storm while hay was scarce
she ate an umbrella. Yesterday she
was taken i'll. 1t is supposed that
thes umbrella opened after the cow
Nad swallowed it. At all events, one
side of the bovine became much en-
larged and; the owner called in DR..
Coleman, veterinary surgeon, to
diagnose the case.
{ This morning he paid his patient q
visit and found an abscess in the
right side of the animal near the
shoulder. He was convinced that
something had entered the abscess,
and by the use of his plnchers he
succeeded in catching hold of and
pulling out one. Of the ribs of the
umbrella. .lt-wds twenty-four inches
in length and attached to it was the
brace eighteen, inches in length.
Another examination followed and
another rib was taken out. Again
inserting his probe, the doctor came
upon q soft substance which he felt
certain was the lining of the lung of
the COW. He, gave a pull and was
awarded in bringing out the covering
of the umbrella, 24x22 inches. An.
other rib was also secured. :
The animal is still living and will
doubtless recover, although the doc
tor is of the opinion that there are
still other ribs under the skin.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
Deafness Cannot be Cured

By local applications, as they cannot reach TIE
diseased portion of he ear. There is only one
tional remedies. Deafne g is caused by an in.
famed condition OF the mucous lining of the
Eustachan Tube. When this tube gets in.
famed you have q rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the inham-
nation can be taken out and this tube 1es
stored to It's normal condition, hearing will be
destrore ed forever; nine cases out ten aTs
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred d )llars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send fos
circulars, free.
FL. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
eE- Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
Withdrawal of a Fire Company.

A surprise has Been sprung upon the peo-
pie OF Roanoke by the withdrawal OF the
Vigilant Steam Fire Company from the fire
department and removal OF their horses.
hose reels. furniture, &C., from the building
erected for the company by the city several
years ago Chief McFall, turned house over
TO the Junior Hose Company for The better
protection of the city from fire should one
break out. the Vigilant building being the
headqu ,rters OF the flre-aIarm system The
Vigilants organized ten years ago and Is the
pioneer fire company OF The city, the slow
ness OF the city council in considering petit
ions OF the company and crumbiin3 when
considerations could no longer be postponed
and the refusal OF the mayor to postpone
The installation of the newly elected chief
and his assistants until the legality OF their
election could be- decided in court. are given
ouias The reasons for withdrawal, which was
resolved upon at a recent mertin2. The pep
ple will act in concert in an effort to induce
be company TO return 10 the department.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

OF preventing the grippe, colds, headaches.
and fevers is to use the liquid Taxa tive rem
edyS Syrup of Figs, whenever the system
needs gentle, yet effective cleansing. To
be benefited one must get the true remedy
manufactured by tho California Fig Syrup
Co. only. For sale by al, drug gs.s in SOC.
and 81 bottles.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
Hard Times,

Politicians may debate and Congress may
legislate, but there is one element of distress
which makes tbetimes very hard indeed, and
that is cold winter and-pbysical suffering
Pains and aches are not set down in any
tariff list, and there is one reformer, st.
Jacobs OIL that does not delay g prompt
cure OF such evils.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
SMOKED WHILE ROBBINGi
HIS Cigar Ashes Fell in keg OF
Powder, and He Was Killed.

William Mack paid peculiar penalty for
burglary at Geesbehd, Wilcox County, Ala.
About midnight he broke into John PETIT
*ayis geheral merchandise store, and pro-
ceeded to ransack the place.
. He took cigar from the showcase and
lighted 1t while he did his work OF invoicing
the stock and taking what he wanted. AS he
walked about through the rear OF the store,
some ashes from his cigar fell into an open
keg of powder.
The explosion which resulted blew the
building to pieces and threw the burglar Il
hundred feet away. He died next morning.
-------s''------- -.
i. AN attempt was recently, made it is said,
to poison L e Car while attending the ami
versary dinner OF tho Order Of st. George.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

PARKHURsT may be a great &C.
former in his way, but there is still a
arge field open to the CRATE reformer.
who will prevent it from getting
,logged with Cinde s.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
A Niece of Lincoln.

A niece of Abraham Lincoln, Miss
Matte Todd, is postmistress at Gym
thiana, KY. She was appointed by
President Hayes and has held her place
ever since.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

Malaria cured and eradicated from the sys-
tenn by Browns Iron Bitters. which enr.ches
the blood, tones the nerves, aids digest on.
Acts like charm on persons in general i'll
health, giving new energy and strength.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

Some say that wi h the greater rse of the
telephone the messenger boy is beginning
to go, He may be, but he's notgoing fist.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

ron COUGHS AND THROAT UuSozDzEy use
BRowN' BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Have never
changed my mind resoectins them, except
think better of that which began by think:
ing we'll of."-Rev. Henry Ward Bee her, Sold
only in boxes. :
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

Browns Iron Bitters cures Dyspepsia, Mala-
yia, Biliousness and General Debility. Gives
strength, aids Digestioa, tones the nerves
Mothers weak women and children.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

The Hawaiian diffculty-How to pro-
nounce the Queens name.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

lawyers may be poets they write lots of
versus" <
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

gross outrage-Finding it a few packages
short.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp.
kons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c. per bottfe
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

Mornings-Peecham's Pills witha drink OF
water. Beecham's-nO others. p cents box
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

It's wise COW that knows Its own butter.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

Syrup

Regis Leblanc IS French Cana
dianstore keeper at Notre Dame de
Stanbridge, Quebec, Can, who was
cured of severe attack ofCongest-
ion of the Lungs by Boschee's Ger
man Syrup. He has sold many a
bottle Of German Syrup on his per-
sonalrecommendation. 1fyou drop
him a line he'll give you the full
facts of the case direct, as he did us,
and that Boschees German Syrup
brought him through nicely. 1t
always will. 1t is good medicine
and thorough in its work. o
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

Lumbermen are,not necessarily logger
heads.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12
The Most Pleasant Way

A miner may be ever so we'll off, but he
can't help getting in a hole occasionally.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

The golden rule-The power of money.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1894-01-12

No MAN is absolutely free from
hypocrisy. 81 =, 4
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
Tho syringe ssd the Pipe.

From western pu0ut Of view there
Is one great drawbacks 10 oyyinm-smok-
iDg--it takes too much thine Western
hurry seems, however,. IN BE- "a adually
permeatlng even tho vlees CO che east,
and now the morphine syriG,va rivals
the opinm.pipc, II we may achieve u
report which reaches us from Hong
Kong. The practice has been ltn,,wIE
ifor some time in Sha aGhui, ana some
,six mouths ago Il was drought 10 Kong
Kunt, where there nre now som .
twontya-juses in which a regular TRAN .
in 1t Is opeAly carried ON. Each houss =
has. 90 an .aX,ragc, dfty clients who
call Ia ,eAr tn.s ming aud the evening
and take their dose. An inject hon IN
much cheaper than u smoke, AMI. pri-
maFily, no doubt. that Is the reason OF
its rapid popularity. Cautiously enough,
tshe pretcnse Il that Il isusel as cure
for the vice Of opiumsuloking, 70
(which, however, Il would sc'm 90 have
about the same relation as u whisky
lhnr has T. beer aaioon. The immedi.
ute happiness o: an injection, which
can be had without the loss of timc.
the pablo exposure On ~ loathsome
asso Stations of he opium len, Is "A far
mOTe dangerous tein9,ltio1 than the
more aowly-actlug anl more expensive
pipe. Truly Ia thi, matter John China
man l. jumping out Of the frying pan
into the fire British Medical Journal
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19

The name Of tinc author or composer
OF the tune ssbich we know as "oid
I1sndred" is uDlcnown- The tune, IL
seems, first appeared in the Geneyan
psalter. 1t was the melody adapted
10 Beza's version of Psalm 1874, in
cluded in the FIRST installment OF
psalms, thirty-four in number, added
by him to the Gcnsynn psalter in 1901.
No copy OF that psalter, containing
the tunes ~ these psalms, Is known OF
tNrlier dat,a than as5a, but there Is
little doubt that they were added to
the psalms eiti Ncr at the tine OF the
publication of the latter OF in 1861,
when bourgeois was musical editor 81
abe Genevan PISA. Yer, TO Bourgeois
therefore, IL to any, ens, t,hc tune in Its
present form may De ascribed, but
how far 1t is origiiWg y uncertain.
The greater part of ..hT mfpdies In
the GcHevan psalter are known TO be
adaptations OF secular tunes " the
time. and the sold IIuutlredth"is, so
doubt, one Of the number The naWe
sold IIundrsdth" Is peculiar to Eng
land. The psalm was originally known
as the "llundre6th." but tier the APP
pearanae OF the rev version by BRADY
and Tate In 1896 the word. -'Old" was
added to the title OF theftunes con-
tinued in use fr,'m the preceding
psalter OF Sternhold and hopkins, to
which no special nd mes, IRE given
brooklyn Eagle.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19

which prompts every woman 20 pre-
serve her virtno, whether she Obeys IL
or mott and there is An instinct called
conscience, which whispers to every
wife when she Is oyerstcpping the
boundary line of discretion in conduct,
no matter whether she dwells in coun~
sry orcity.
The married hirt can be classified in
thfee dArisions The born flirt, the hirt
made by circumstances or books, and
the seemingly unconscious hirt
The b0rn llrt is a combination Of
selfshmeas, consciousness and the love
of applause. She feels that the world
owes her "good time" though the
heavens are prlled down to- produce it.
She lives wholly in her senses. and an
hour of solitude and self-communion
drives hcr distracted. Books bore her,
and music she cares for only as a cover
for conversation. TO be looked at,
admired. courted, to drive, dance and
feast, this is her idea of happiness.
She finds little to divert her In the
companionship OF women. Men are
the stepping stoneS1O the good Of her
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
HOMES FOR THE MILLIONS.
IN 1882 Paris had os5, 900 fats.


* 1882 Paris bad 6s5, 900 fats
WE build in this country every yenr
100000 new houses.
Or the Russian city houses, six
seventies are of wood.
The average cost of rural dwellings
In Russia is estimated mt Sl85.
The annual increase OF house prop
erty in New York Is S33,O00,000.
Or the houses OF GreatBritain, ., 700,-
900 have been built since 1870.
The United States has 10000 900
houses, valued at Sl4, ESQ, 200, 900.
THE houses of Rome are valued at
e225 per inhabitant or el4,00O,0O0.
The rented houses OF London an
nually bring their owners $50, 400, 900.
THE house property OF Philadelphia
annually increases $4,000, 900 in value.
THE house property of London is an
nually increased by tho sum Of eto, 0oo,-
900.
THE rented houses of Great Britain
bring in their owners $4,000, 900 q
year.
THE United States census of 1880
showed $780, 900 houses, with 5.5 in
habitants TO each.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
Highest OF all in LeavenNg Power Latest u s. Govt Report
Re-! BBssiRs
ABSOLUTELY PURE

served as an object Of. INTEREST By the
The made Dirt So more -sspsiiiys,
sentimental and vain beinkT She has
read booiss--Onida In pnrticular--
wherein the mapfed siren figured as
heroine. She tghts great deal about
the subtle pQ@err which some women
exercise ovqxFncn, and Is Indignant
and disgusj<2f n you intimate chat she
has lati,cx than spiritual andmentnl at
,fraetion Cor the admirers who flock
katbut her.
She feels that her husband does not
fully understand her, and her vanity
and idealism lead her to believe and
constfue as syinRtliy all the flattering
speeches wifisaFbd in he's ear, and TO
trcaNpN all the notes and roses sent
het;by other men. VI, through ese
indiscretions, she Is led intonewslf
ysu5t0riety or the courts, she is crushed
to tho Garth, ard believes herself the
most abused and misconstrued woman
on earth. Ii she escapes this experience,
she continues into middle life, her
lovers growing younger as she grows
older-and ridicule taking the place OF
criticism on the public lip.
The seemingly unconscious married
1iirt is ,rhaps the most dangerous,a
certainly the most aggravating of all
She looks straight IN the eyes OF men
with childlike isnst, and seems not to
understand their bold Suggestive
tlances, or their meaning compliments,
bud she.does. 49, =
Perfect mistress of herself, absolute
Iy free from making any misstep, Sc
cure In her husbandigiove and respect,
snd-ip public estcem, she yet leases
and tampts the admiration OF men 10
leap dangerously near the flame Of
love. by those narncless artsof coquetry
(Which are az indescriDable as alluring.
1fapy man forgets himself and speaks
words 80 her which no honest wife
shoWle 1rsar, she assumes the air Of
wounded ss,epitS 70 familiar TO MS
through theatassl representation, and
cries: "Sr. how dare you" or she
breai,s into tears of susprise and pain,
and straitmay makes the ,Ipap feel like
\ brute and an assassiu.
jle l4ayss her, convinced. OF her stain.
less purity and abaqlWte innocence,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
oLgANlNos FROM TRUTH


Con THERE HBsT Goblet called
at Miss Redbud's the other night and
she asked to DO excused" Stone
"Yes, saw you from her parlor
window"
CRITICISM pretty face" whis-
pered the Thereafter, apropos of the new
Circassian girl. mot strong enough"
muttered the contortionist, who was
VIGOROUSLY enamorod of the iron
tawed woman.
A NATIONAL CHARACTERISTICS Lord
Forgivuz--''I can always tell an Ameri-
can by what he drinks" William Ann
"Dut he drinks anything he can get"
Lord Rrgivuz-''That's tho way
tell"
HARD-The shark and his family
We're gathered about their lowly board,
partaking Of the summer-glrl who had
ventured too far from the beach.
Here" suddenly exclaimed the moth
er to the youngest, don't take the
heart. You must think dentists serv-
ices are cheap" Above their heads
the ocean rolled, and ten thousand
fleets swept over II In vain.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
sEMfnINE NOTES.

OSE-sEvByrH Of the land owners in
Great Britain are women. s..
AT the University of Berne there are
women students of all nationalities.
Three Of these women came from ST
beri a.
THERE are thirty women registered
in the postgraduate department at
Yale. Last year Mt this time there
Eere tyenty-three.
The Princess Won Bismarck, it Is
said. is a greet sufferer from that NAL
ady that knows no respect for sex,
age, color, race nor previous condition
of acknowledgement.
The crown princess of Austria has
presented her bridal robes 20 tho
Church of Bozen. They have been
made up into beautiful chasuble,
which has been worn at mass by the
dean. -
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
FOREIGN PlCk,uPs.

THE towusof AVarsley aud ST Helena,
In .Sorth England, sixteen miles apart,
ard counected'by an underground canal.
THE first general election III New
Zealand in which women had the
franchise resulted in q defeat OF the
government.
The largest. room in the world un-
broken by pillars is drill hall in st.
Petersburg, six hundred and twenty by
one hundred an Y fifty feet.
THAT peculiar old city, Iquique Bo-
livia, should be the Mecca of Mel
bourne and government rainmalSers.
No man ever saw n rninstorm at that
place.
The oldest known ruins are those
of the Birs Nimroudl The great mound
called by this name is supposed TO be
the tower of Babel mentioned in the
book of Genesis.
BRACELETS are becoming the fashion
for leading Europeans. The prince of
Wales, the duke of ELinburg-
burg .Gotha and Kaiser Wilhelm are
prominent among the hotables whose
arms are eneirclcd with bracelets.
THE Chateau de Ranfhay, generally
reputed to be the oldest historical
building In Montreal, was sold re-
Gently by public auction, The city
purchased it at two dollars per square
foot and will turn It into public
museum
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
PEOPLE OF EUROPE

EMrERoR WILLIAM Is reported 90 have
said that the only way 70 overcome
the anarchists Is by religious work
The prince OF Wales has seventeen
brothers-in-lsw, sixteen uncles, fifty.
seven cousins and ffty-eight nephcws
and nieces
QUEEN VICTORIA had twelve brides.
maids and only three survive-Dowa
ger Duchess OF Bedford, duchess OF
Cleveland and Lady Jane Ellice.
EMPEROR WILLIAM drinks great
dealOf beer. Ills crusade against gam
bling doesn't prevent him from draw
ing for king fun or a royal flush now
and then.
llENRY NJ. STANLEY contradicts q
statement published ia the Welsh
newspapers that he was to become .
unionist candidate for South Glamor
ganshire. Mr. Stanley will DO the
unionist candidate for North Lambeth.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
LAWS oF THe LANDS.

No nov Is allowed TO run an elevator
In Omaha unless he Is over eighteen
years old.
SIMON GRAYDoS, OF Columbus, Ind.
has been found guilty of training g
parrot TO cry ugly Gala. Gala lives
across the street"
PAsrEDoARD milk tickets are thought
10 spread contaRloni therefore Mayor
oellerich, of Oshkosh, Wis. prohibits.
their use In that city.
An English girl, who fell while
dancing at a ball and broke her leg,
has sued her partner for damages on
account OF his ciumsiness.
AUSTRIA Is the most lenient 10 muir
derers in the ten years ending 1879
there were eight hundred and sixteen
criminals found guilty Of wiIful mpE-i
der 10 Austria, OF whom only tpenty-l
khree wereput 40 death
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1894-01-19
CURRENT HuMOR.


TALK about women being hightyy
Look at bank cashiers"--Texas Sift+
ings.
|, LECrUnER-"We eat too much!" Old
Lady I'm loud whisper)-"She's one
O. the itty."-Cleveland Plum
dealer.
STRoSo-"Would you call Supplies
wife handsomeY' Weak - ayes = i'll
was talking 10 Supple."-RaymondEs
Monthly.
In Ia the little things that tell. ~
you don't believe il ask the big sisters
who have small brothers.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Hicks - "Y our heart goes out in
sympathy to the poor?" WiclSs-"Yes,
thought sounds like rank egotism 10
say it."-Boston Transcript.
JH.LsoS. who sat near one the other
night says the only thing reserved
about theater party is the seat each
member upies.-Buffalo Courier.
2 EMPLOYER - Are you a college
gradnato7" Appllcant-"No, but I'm
'ust as good. con kick eight kinds of
wind out of football" Detroit Free
Pre- IS.