davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
Wdituno Ger 0dnfe.

g1n letbteiten un6 beften gefdiebt 6te
Ofait folgenOermaBen: Sin nit Stangcn
ttofetorttg etn9efrtebi9tcr Jtaum 1T na6e
benz @dnieitol an5ubrin8en, bamit bic
GAME na6 8eLieben III benielben 9eben
f0nnen. 8eitbt man einen m09libtt
o%untlen, BON alIem @erGui6 entfernt
lie9enoen Stou, 10 lit bteier INNER
bor3u3tc6en. Sn Ben eriten ocbt Gogen
Der Wait3ett erhaIten bte @Gnie t6gz
lid iebS Otol geitoBene W10bren u1b
Huntelruben bis CUR binLdngIicben S6ttiz
9un9. 9ea6 6ieien @ur3eLn tptrb Ser
6teiidaniob melt gr0Ber, ais no6 fofort
gefittterten &0rnern; au9 frei1en Die
0dnie ben ipGter gerei6ten Safer lieber.
Sn Der orttten unb Dterten Mobe f~iittert
man Trub, Wtitta9S un6 Nbenbs Safer
ooer gefp9tc @crfte in lolder Menge, baB
fltr 1eoe Cans etne quite 6anb bon gegebcn
Dtro. Die Gro9e miilien aber immer gon5
rein auSgefreiien lein, cbe man friiches
Tutter 9iebt. gteben bic Suttertr0ge iebt
man 9ran0tgcn Sano uno 2ebm bon alten
W0noen. Trtibes retncS Wailer muB
meDrmaIs tGgli3 9egeben iuerben. Snben
lcbten aAt &agen BET Maft5eit, bte i'm
@an3en nur bier Woben 6altern lou, fit
teri man 9efo6te @erite. gtodb Der in
Nommern iiblicben Dirt tperben bic @GnIe
IN etngefrteoigten PLdben 8ebalten, in nell
ben tie it6 fret betpe9en tonnen. Sn ben
erlten abt Sagen crDalten ite ais SHUTTER
9eitampfte W0bren nit getocbten, gu iteiz
fem 8ret argeribrten &artofteln, nebenbet
ettpaS @rb1en. ,0ter0uf fittert man 3 bis
4 Gage getoebte un6 Dte6er e~rfaltete @erlfe
uno bonn II. bis II. Sage ob @er1tenz
lebrot i'm @emenge NIT &drtoffelbrei.
gta6 a9t Iagen folgen @rbIen,
melcbe IN Dem ta9li6 81 retni8en6en Maiierz
frog geibtttet tperoen, bomit ite q~uellen.
90 gefltterte 0Qnie liefern feines Tletih
uno Sett uno CUTE Teoern; fe errethen
ein @eiDi9t BON 1870 8funb un6 mebr,
uno man ibretbt ibre allffaQenbe @r0Be
be1onoerS benz umftanbe gu, 6aB ite mic
9erupft peroen. - SIN 3ouIouie, iiberz
ba1pt i'm iibliden 6rantreicb, meroen bte
0dn1e 8petz bis 6reima[ tdgltd mittelit
zines Sribters nit 9equeItem, bduftg in
Sal3mal1er D0rber gepeibtem W1aiS ge>
itopft. Sn bier bis iebs 0oben ber>
brau6t etne Sans 30 Quart Wtais unb
errei3t Elm @etpi6t bon 1872 Yfuno.
gfacb bent Stopfen betpegen itcb Die @dnie
iret i'm Stat unb erbalten aue Bwei Sage
frtibes Strob. W}tt mebr Mtibe lift ba5
Stopfen D%erbunben. @S bettcbt borin,
baB man bic in Stiegen einsei6loiienen
@6nie ta9lid 3 Bis 4 Wal init NHoeln
itOpft, tpelcbe foIaenOermaBen be-
reitet Der6en: Wton ma1t aus
einem Geig bon @critsz un6 8u1tpei3enz
mebG fitaer6ide, 2 3ou LANCE, segen ba5
@nOe iib O~crbiinnenOe NuOeln, OOrrt tie
euf benz Ofen unb pei9t ite Dor benz Gin
itopfen in Waiier elm. Den @Gnien barf
eS babel nibt all TrtnfDaiier fcbIen. SIN
Nnfan9e siebt man 8 bis 10 ioI9er 9tubeln
unb itopft bic @dnle 6amit re9elmGBig ale
BRET Stunben. 8or iebem pteberbOlten
Stopfen mus Der GrOpf leer ietn. Nacb
un0 nab iteigert man Die QEnsa6G Der gtus
beGn, bis enbLi6 nocb 4 Bis s 8o6en bic
Wait b~eenoigt lit. I'm bas TIeii6 iamafz
batter 3u mad6er, miibt man in Der lebten
3ett Der Wtait 6em Sutter 9epulucrte 9oI5z
fo6le BET.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
Discriminating bel poImen.

Sci pflon3enfreunben, bic tire paGmen
I'M Simmer culttpiren miifen, finbet man
febr oft, baB Yolmen ntDt bon Der @teue
pa6fen rn0 9let93eitig 1tart bon 2du1n
na9ien unb 9lei65ettig fart bDn Qdu1en
Ieten an Der Ma98t6ums1 t0rung fhulb,
ober es ieten g}egenlpiirmer i'm Sopfe,
ninmt man uber bic pfGan3en aus ben
SDpfen beraus, 70 1T gar oftmaGs feline Spun
bon Wiirmern gu entbeden u1b bann ptrb
ben 2dufen aletn bic @9ulb gegeben. I1u1l
1T es ia pobl tpabr, baB cine bon 2dufen
febr beimgefubte 8flan3e fetn Ma9st6um
BADEN tann, bo6 nun gar 81 oft itnb bic
Qdufe nt9t Die erte 1rfabe ether fol6en
StDrung, fpnbern entiteben erft bur9 Se6lz
grtffe in ber 8ultur; ie t0nnen 5nar aud
burA Nnitedung iibertragen nerben, f0nz
men aber elmer gut cultiDirten Bflan3e in Der
3egel ni6t btel an6dben. Sci elmer 9an5er
Wengen Palmen finbet man, baB ite umge=
pflan3t unb bterbet in gertngere Grbe gez
bradt pDr6en tparen ur1D baB Iol9e BfGanz
gen aud6 nt9t cine ein3ige neue Mur3el gez
ma@t batten; bic Wur3en umi9lpTen ben
alien SopfbdQen, tparen aus bieIem ni6t
beraus in bic betm @erpflan3en 3ugefiigte
@rbe g%etreten, bic @rbe be5 alien 9opfbQlz
lens a6er mar ausge6ungert, bic 8flan3en
3e6rten BON ibrem etgenen Qeben, tpur6en
f6na9 unb elenb unb befamen QGufe. Den
palmen 1T barum beim %umpfGan3en cine
quite unD ndbr9afte @rbe 3a geben.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
Seine Srou.
Nacb benz Srana6itI8en.

ST bate feline Mtrt6f9afterin GIT 8ett &c.
f4idt unO gtng in 1ein 3tmmer biniiber, I'm
gu orbetten, 9ter loDerte Elm beQeS, bebag=
ltAes 6euer i'm &amtr. .gr f9raubte BIZ
Qdn1pe berunter, beren ou3u greles Sid
feline tur31i9ttgen Mugen blenbete, ltnb banr
lteB er 1t9 in einen bequemen Qe6nItubl ME
Der unb D~ertiefte ft9 in Elm 8u9, Die War0=
ubr f41ug 3ebn. Qetie Derbalten ibre leBter
SDldge i'm Hdum, als plDBlib bas 19rtGf
<ngeln Der @ntreetbiir : 9lode bic SttQt
unterbra9, 0a er beute Nbenb Niemant
mebr erpartete, riibrte er 1i9 ni9t. Nbel
ais es gum 3~peiten Male tltngelte, itan6 el
anf, ergriff bic 2ampe uno gtng, I'm 81
Dffnen.
Nuf benz IGur Dor Der S6iir Itonb eint
f9par3e Srauengeftalt. M1s bas be1e 2i6t
Der 2ampe plDBlt9 auf ibr 8efi9t fiel, erz
fannie er - feline Jrau.
@r bro8te mii3fom II bos cine Mori
6erbpr: Dull"
Sic blteb regungsGoS fteben, Cine fletnt
No9tferae, bic auf benz mad benz oberer
@todiperte fii6renbsn S~reppenabfabe itant
unb cine tribe 19tmmernbes 2i1t berbrei=
tete, fiinbete ait, baB bic Mtet6er BON Dor
oben nod nt@t beimgefebrt tpare11, unb ntrf=
lt9 b0rte man in bem1elben Mugenbltd unter
bic 6austbiir geben uap berf9ieOene Stim=
men fpre6en.
v&omm beretn," 1agte CT.
ST fibrte ie in fem Nrbetts3tmmer
f9o6 tbr etnen Gef1e1 berbet unb bann BE-
tra9teten Tie 1i6 8eibe. Set flint Sabrer
batten ie 1ib ntdt gefeben. @ines Nbenbs
bate tie i'm berla1en, unb ais CT mad 6auTt
9efommen mar, bate er bic Mobnunq lee1
unb auf benz Slid nur einen 3ettel nit cir
poar nit 8Geiittft getrtbelten Morten gefun=
ben - 5net Nbi9ieos3eilen.
Stint Sabre tparen fett0em bergangen uni
iebt bate er ie tpteber; ba 1aB fe bor inn
INNER mod fd0rt, aber NIT eitem eiqenen
triiben, erlof9enen, fait tpeIfen Nusbrud i'm
NntttB, unb ibre 3ii9e er3G6lten bon Qeit
unb W2iibigteit. Sic trug Elm einfa9es
19par5es 8Geib, bas aber 19on 70 abgetra=
gen tpar, baB eS an ben @lenbogen unb an
ben Nd6ten fait peiB gldn3te, Sn benz 9aar
IN i6rer linfen S9ldfe 13tmmerten Stlber=
fdben, G8 f6ien linn, als ob ettpos in feiz
mem Snneren eritiirbe, benin er fiiblte, BAT
i'm bies MQes, tpie etpas @let9gtltiges uni
6rembes, nt9t beriibrte.
9a er feline Trage an ite ridtete, begann fe
gu fpreden uno er3dblte ibm in e~tn3elnen,
fur5en SGBen bon ibrer @6an0e, baB 1ie
alein fet felt geftern, 1elbit nun DerIafen,
boB ite ben gan5en Sag in S6rdnen 3llgez
bra3t, ni6ts 81 efen gebabt bdtte, baB 1te
NbenDs au8gegangen unb 0ur9 Die StraBen
geirrt pGre, 8l0blt9 6dtte ie it9 bor 1einem
9aufe ~befunben unb pdre btnaufgegangen,
Gr 1pra4 inner np3 ni6ts, unb ipGbrenb
biefes bangen S9tpetgens fat er i'm 8eiite
bic leBten flint Sabre an ii9 bOriiber3ieben,
10 tpte tie unb 10 tpte ct ite Derbra6t bate.
NlS tie BON INN fortgegangen mar, aG5 er
oas 9aus leer g%ef1nOen bate, ba mar IS
aus gemeien NIT Ietner 2ebensfreube, aus
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
Der 9enalte birfd1.

Cine beitere Gef6i6te erfG6rt bic nFuGz
6aer 3t9. BON 51OerGdfftger Geite, Sn elmer
8irtbf9aft in elmer gr0Beren Ort8gemeinbe
bes GretIeS 5ulbd itben mebrere @Gite, bic
gu Der Slafe ber rubb0gel" geb0rer. Gs
trttt in bd8 @aft3immer Elm ber0err Gteuerz
auffeber, Elm beltebter unb 1i~ebengtpirbiqer
9err, @r febt ith allein an einen Slid unb
5or6t. Was Die bd oriiben am anbern Slid
ft9 3utuf6eln, tit aber au9 ba3u anget6arr,
etnen 8eamten, 3umaI einen pflt6ttrenen,
CUR ongeitrenqteiten Sbdtigfeit 1eines 8e63rz
apporat5 aa3ufpornen, rggiBt ibr 16on,
OaB 3pet Wilboie6e Dorbin etnen 6ir1G berz
etngebra9t boben? Sic baben i'm in bic
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
Nus unferer bumoriitiihen 1Iappe

Wirtb: Nee, 9err Director, Sit
baben bob beute pteber su i6eene geipieIt.
Ibeoterbirettor: go, bats
Sbnen gefouen? 8, MIR baben nod DieI
i6onere So6eu, fennen Sic i6on ben
Barber bon SeDiGa?
8trtb: Nee, ih raiire MIDI felber.
X * i
0ebrsr: Scarf, fhane BID, aIs ID
10 alt mar tpte bu, babe i9 bel better leieu
t0nner.
&arG: Sic tperDeu balt einen beiferer
2ebrer 9ebabt BADEN.
X x X
9err: 90r' Sobann, t6 tperbe Did
am Gnbe bod nod fortiagen miifen; man
er3G6lt mir BON 9etnem anrii6i9en Qebensz
tpanbeG bic 19auber6afteiten 9inge!
8ebienter: MtHen Sic, gnGbtgel
9err, tpenn i'd bas ONES glauben poGte
mas man S9ltmmes iiber sic fagt, banr
tpGre i'd i6On ldngit BON feIbit fort.
y 4 *
SD fam ribt begreifen, tpie Sbre Ni9tt
nit elmer Mitgtft BON 1000 Dollars ans
6eiratben benfen mag; bas rei9t ia faun
bin, einen Mann gu ernd6ren, 9ei4peigt
benin mod Rtnber,"
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
Der minter-1Deizen.

9as Nderbaumtniitertum 19GBt bic i'm
borigen 9erbt nit W~internet3en beItente
8efammtfld9e in ben Ser. Staten auf
24,224,0O0 4cres, 9egen 23,518,796 Ncres
i'm Sabre DDrber, Oos 1tebt nt9t burnaf
aus, als ob benz 8et3enbau ongefi9ts Der
nteorigen GetreiOepretfe engere @ren3en gez
aogen nerben loQten!
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

Infer Staatsantpalt bat geftern bor
ben straightforward Die Nntlage bes Ser
fu3s, 8efte6ungsgeloer gu ~erlangen, 9egen
ben NlDerman Popers erboben, Ous 1T &C.
eignet, 9errn POpers in Elm lhiefes 9idt 81
fteaen. 9erfelbe bate ia bereits betm
@tabtratb cine l1nterfu9ung beantragt obe1
penigftens beantragen tpOllen, unb bas bGttt
bod Dem StadtsantpaIt 8ern unb Den
u@ipic federation" g%eniigen Iouen. @s 9iebi
eben 2eute, benen mans ME re9t ma6er
tann, unb bas Mmt zines @tabtbaters muf
in bte1en miBtrauif6en 3eiten Elm re4t
iGneres iein.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
9eute 1T Der @eburtstoo BEG

- 9eute TT Der 9eburtstog beg Qftros
romen Sobann &eppGer, 1871 tnWiirttemz
berg 9eboren, 1905 tpirb Der enolifde
9eefa9rer Sobn 9abts, @ntbeder Der
9aDtsitraBe, BON iaponi16en @eerdubern
sr1@lo9en, 1886 74ieBt Meunter feb1 ouf
ben &Onig 2ltopig 4bilipp BON S5ranfrei6.
1862 fptrO 8idSburg gum 5petten Male
nnter Sherman angegrtffen unb 1870 BE-
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

Sunge: Sic ftnb bo9 ne CUTE Trat
Mee1tern!
8rou Metftertn: 60, - tparum
Oenn, metn Sunge?
Sun0e: 8etl Sc INNER 70 beiorgt nm
mir itnb. sc i6mteren mir sic Butter
ituQel 10 gut, baB man le iberaa a%ufaiien
fam, man ma9t iid bic 6an6 MIDI pou
Butter.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

Sn &octne 1T es Dem n8iirgerDeretn, "
fote 1t3 Die Oortige Muderbanbe nennt, ni6i
9slun9en, benz @tngen unb @pielen i'm
"Ssle GttD Opera 9oufe" an @onntaoeu
EN- gnoe gu MAIDEN, Mtr ma6en Der BE-
1reTfe1Oen Sur9 in &acine linfer Gomplt=
Ament.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

- Die @oIbreferoe Der Hegterung bat
ii4 pieber auf "a Mtltonen geboben u1O bic
9efammtbaarmittel Der Regterung duf
1914 MtQionen. On Steuern unb 30qeu
finb i'm Monat DECEMBER bis babin 1862
400 Dollars etngegangen, unb bic Regtez
rung bat 24,341, 900 Dollars %ausgegeben,
10 baB alfo Der 11nterf9uB 5,771,643 be-
trug, ober 28,O66, 643 fir Die betno6e abz
9eIaufene erite 9GGfte bes IaufenOen Re4>
n%ungsia6res 8enn es benz Senator 9t0
geItngt, Der &egierung bic Mtttel CUR Sim
hebung Der @infommenfteuer bur9 Nb1eb=
nung beg betreffenDen pOtens i'm No@z
tragsetat DDr3uentbdlten, bann biirfte eS
nit elmer Nufbef1erung Der Stnar3en i'm
8unbesf9aB mod quite Weile baben.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
Gi1enBoRn~ GahrpRdne.


Nbico9O & gtOrtbaue iterusG tiembabm. St8et
9afleD Aoenue Station unb am 9eppt gde Neas.
uu0 &insie=StraBe.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

-Sebt foI aud bic @erpaGtung BEG
GOuntprotbs BON Der u@ipic federation"
gum @egenftanbe Der unterIu6ung gema4t
tperben, 0as 1T gang in Der 0rbnung
$50 Der @tabtratb, Die poli3ei unb biz
@tautsunpultf9aft fi3 i'm l1nteriu6ungsz
3uftanbe beftnoen, barf aub Der County
ratb nt6t feblen. SIS mar ia AUDI i'm Gonz
greB INNER 10, aIs es gait, Die republitaz
nif4e partet in Der Ma6t gu befeftigen
9a CAB es l1nterfu9ung auf l1nteriu4unQ
unb bas HefuItat mar bonn iebesmal eint
gan5e Menge polttif6es &apitaG. 9aS I'll
auA Der 3ped Der ieBigen l1nterfu4ungen
aber es nirb bod AUDI tmmer cine Mengt
i4mubtge MGide babel gepa14en.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

Gi4t ''the powers that be" tptrt
es gar bal6 bon unierem eblen Sta6trat6
potpers beiBen, ion6ern 1.-THE Powers
that has been"
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

Nbonntrt auf bas Q~tben6blatt. 8reis
| @ents per Summer, 6 Gents pet 8pcbe.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
" Y Union pafenoer Station.
[yI!IennsyIVdnid LINES:
elOamos, eaWaT= aa0 V9a0ifonzstr.
Nt0outoz, SounI= ma WInOifpn.Itr.

Sldef-DfTceS: Mn Der citation, in 24S z. gInrf.
GtreBe, SIDE sJadIon, unb int guoitoriurIs3c teI.
8urdb=3uge fobren tie fol9t nofb SeutraIE3eit:
eS0nLidl. tIdalih. alsaenpmn1en Gpnntnaa.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

9innt Die 8ef6ieBung bes Mont NOron
ppr garis.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

G~g2tdteem 6entraI, 81. .. 6. & 8. 81. unb 3. 81
~<~ u. ". &.-rEbe NiaQara SANS Goute". Sifet.
Offices. 81 Start Ctr. nnb 5tationet IL. Ctr. uuh 4arf
Goto, 22. Ctr, SO. Str. unb ppbe Rart.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

SutttotS GentraL.
aIe burb9ebeuben Gig. BON ber @~entroI.S tatiOH,
u. StraBe unb 4arf gDn. Sfae fir ben Siioeu f6nmea
sbenfoas an %. 6traBe. SO. StraBe unb 9pbe 9orf ges
nontnten lperoeN. Stdets in ber StabtsOfttee, 1914 5ao
eIarf'StroBe, une i'll auhitoriuEzS pteI.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION.

OFFICIAL PUBLICATION.
Annual Statement Of the HARTFORD STEAM
1Hn0A otlVClhehV BOILER INSPECTION AND
COMPANY of Hartford in the
State OF Connecticut, on the 31st day of December,
1888: made to the Insurance Superintendent of
the State of Illinois, pursuant to law:
Capital.
Amount of Capital Stok paid up in
500,0 10000
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

g0tcaSO & met OaiGieans9aDm -
3ur0fobrsuOs 3hss mad sraub Otapibs, weuss.aon,
&roosrie Gitp. Gborlenoir, 8etosfep, Bob 0tep, Der.
laTen 12!.St Station, Gafe GrOnt StaotsOffcs:
81 GIort Ctr.
3haG abfabrt Gnfunft
modeutoQe. %. q. .. ............ S:25 Sc 1:25 81.
mo1entoge, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. =. 500 q. $50 u.
Seben Sag SGlot.Gars ............ HAS q. 7;2OM
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

OFFICIAL PUBLICATION.
Annual Statement Of the 1G MEW EdFSB NJ 7 "
Newark, in the State of New Jersey, on the
31st day of December 1898: made to the Insurance
superintendent of the State of Illinois, pursuant
to law:
Capital
Amount of Capital Stock, paid up in
EO,OO0.Vg
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

ObtsagO,. ToG .SsIano & @aetNes|aDm.
" YaHe9ier=StotiDn. Nan gurens5tr., Elm 8Isf
fIbli@ ponI 8oarb Of &rabe. 3ide..Cfics: 1oA 9lartifr.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

W StdetsOffceS 230 @larfzStr.. Muoitprturt=aHne
unb YaIia9ier.Statipu, 9earbOrn. uub QpIf=Str.
&d9lt9. tSonntogs ous9eu. 4bfobrt Qutuuft
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

3erre Saute unb Gsausoine .......
8onotle g Sn6. Ntiner0I Springs
@Atc0go u1to YtafbpiGe &tmtte6.. 49,.
Serre 9oWte uH6 Gp0nSeigs .... -.
Abendblatt., 1894-12-27

Total amount of Risks outstanding. 80. 282, TAO, 1920 90
Jas. A. Macdonald, President.
G.. w. BurcheIl, Secretary.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this oath day
of January, 1894.
[Seal1 T. LIVINGSTONE KENNEDY,
Notary Public, Richmond Co. Cert. filed
LAP in n. Y. Co, n. Y. .
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-07-28

Nearly 100 army officials are teach
ing perhaps 10, 600 college lads all
over the country how to be ldiers.
The Federal Government undertakes
to lend each college about 81, 500
worth Of munitions Of war, and the
college in each case must give bond
for the save return of the govern
ment's property. As a matter OF
fact. some Of the weapons thus fur
nished are bit Anticipated. but they
rye their purpose, and the alumni
OF these colleges already cOnst. tute
a considerable body OF men possess
ing some knowledge Of military tao
tics New York Sun
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-07-28
The Original sinner.

Man is the original cause of sin.
writes Edward w. Box in an earnest
resume of 1.-THE social purity ques-
tiOn in the June Home Journal
THAT fact must never be forgotten.
Add if women will hold men I'D to
their moral obligations in a stricter
sense than they now do the world
will be relieved of much OF its IN
happiness A higher moral stand
ard, not attained by laws. but by the
incubation OF higher prime pies and
sentiments among the people, is the
che and only solution OF the social
purity prob EN-.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-07-28

Nat Goodwin is rivaling the Amer
lean milliOnaiIe5 who take English
country places for the summer and
revealing the secrets of the cult.
The New York Sun said of him re-
Gently:
Five years ago he looked at a
small estate in Surrey. and he has
recently rented it for three months,
beginning June 1st, There are 200
acres of woodland twenty-six horses
IN the stable, aud the place is to be
everything in readiness for i'm medi-
ate possession MI Good win said
recently: i love to dwell fam boy
antIy on the details of the eSta bIish-
ment There are gardeners and IN
der-g gardeners, first. second, and third
men, and no end of things OF that
sort. Such an establishment in this
country would bankrupt a millionaire.
I am only reUicent when 1 come to
mention the price / pay for the out
1T 1t is so ridiculOusly small that 1
can not give the facts without cast
ing slur upon the NanderbiIts the
AstOrs, and the other milliOnaires
who have pre- eded me. There are
good many things in this world which
are tinted by the mellow glow OF de-
ceptiOn: but between you and me,
the hiring Of an English country
place is one OF the most notable. A
New u oTk fat is a rank and rlotOus
extravaganza compared TO it
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-07-28

Among the more delicate weapons
used by women tact is one Of the
most efIective-the power Of listen
ing, of Frightening at the proper
moment and laughing at the right
joke, and OF knowing the exact tenn
per in which a man is comparable,
and when it Is best TO let him alone,
writes Amelia E Barr in the Ladies'
Il me Journal A woman who pos
sesses this weap n generally rules by
that fine instinct which stTeng thens
her own position by strengthening
her husbands IL is feminine
weapon guided by a multitude OF
little VISIONS and precautions, and
by arts as varied as the sex. 1t rules
a man so gently that be is kept IN
constant good humOr with b mself;
nor s he unconfortably conscious
that he mas laid down all his own
arms before this sheathed sword
If there he any other weapon equal
to ia t for domestic use ii is silence
In the hour Of revolt this force IS
supreme
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-07-28

Miss BUDD-I don't think, mamma,
that Mr. Silvertongue will ever come
to the point I've done everything
you suggested; but he's as far from
proposal as ever. Mrs. Budd-DOn't.be
discouraged, dear. You must Iemem-
Der that Mr. Silvertongue is a United
States Senator.-Puek-
WHY do you use such peculiar
terms?" asked a lawyers wife of her
husband, who had returned home
worn out by his days labor. q don't
see how you could have been working
all day like a horse. well, my
dear, he replied. 1--WE been drawing
a conveyance all day. It'd Bits.
POLICE magistrate amt the
furst tome you've been arristed fur
bein' droOnk. Pris 9ner-It's injovs-
tice yez do me, y'r amer. Magistrate
Moind phwat We sayi owe seen
your face scores av tonnes, an lately,
too PrisOner-Plaze, y'r amer, Orm
the new PARTNER at Mickey DOolan's.
Puck.
WHY, Mr. Gehones, I did not sup
pose you cared anything for base
ball." said the deacon. Il am sur
prised to see YOU here" Il didn't
come out to see the game" answered
the sensational evangelist 81 get a
good many expressions for my ser
. mons from hearing those fellows on
the cheap seats talk to the umpire.
=Indianapo lis Journal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-07-28
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
or THE PRESS.
Many Odd, Curious, and LaughabIe Phases
of Human Nature Graphically Portrayed
by Eminent Word Artists of Our Own Day
"A Budget OF Fun.
sprfnkles Of spice.


do YOU feel alarmed about Banks
symptoms, roctor?" Doct0r="Not
now. His father has promised to pay
the bill Inter Ocean.
WHAT do you mean by saying
GoOber is on the hOmestretc h?" He
is trying to geta ten-rOOm family into
q f1ve-rOOm house. detroit Tribune
DINER Ito waiter who brings the
soup)-"W ny didn't you take your
finger out of that soup2" Waiter
"Oh, it isn't hot. Fliegende Blaet-
ter
AMERICAN Little Girl Ito her mann
ma)@"What is dead letter, please?"
Mamma-~One that has been given
to your father to post. Jewish Mes
senger.
A. MACKIETOsCH figures among the
men pulled in a speak-easy raid. They
N ght have expected to have found
him among wet goods Philadelphia
Ledger.
CLARA-~Do you believe in the
doctrine Of every man for himself?"
May-"NO. / believe that it should
be every man for some girl "-Har-
per's Bazar-
PARENTS whose sons are returning
from college are experiencing that
annual depressing feeling Of not
knowing enough to come in when it
rains. -Atchison Globe.
~AHl" remarked the great musi-
clan, as he walked the floor with his
bowling offspring in his arms; ~it is
much easier to compose a grand opera
than Wakeful baby. Puck
Il SUPPOSE by this time, Bobby.
you know both French and German"
= 81 Nof1
Il can't say I know 'em, sir, but-Im
aware of 'em. -Harper's Bazaar
SPEAKING Of PERSISTENCE" re-
marked the bill poster thOughtfully,
"'my trade is certainly one in which a
man will never make a cent except
by sticking at it. Buffalo Courier.
STICKBY-Wh is your most dis
tant relative, Bil1?" Bill ErayedOut
(who is known to have relatives
abroad)-My cousin, John WelltOdO,
just across the street.-BostOn COu-
rier.
GEoRoE-Amelia, dear. do you be-
lieve that love is blind? Amelia
Yes, George, darling George-Then.
dear. do not see any need Of keep
ing the gas burning =Harvard Lam
pcOn.
FIRST WIFE=DOn t you often find
your husband in the best OF spirits
upon his return from the club, nights?
Second Wife-Indeed, no; I find the
best Of spirits in him.-RaymOnd
Monthly.
SHE-Here's a bill from the doc
tor. He-What's it for? Ethel
know, mamma Doctor spoke cross
to me yesterday on the street and 1
stuck out my tongue at him. onk-
ers Statesman.
SALEsMAN-Now, this is a book I
can highly recommend / have read
it myself Mrs. NoOvah-Oh, then
it would never do. I don't want any
second hand books. Haven't you any
that haven't been read?-Harper's
Weekly.
HE=What do YOU say, my dear
shall ] have my life insured? She
You don't feel as though it would
shorten your life, do you. darling?
He-Poohl No She=Oh. well, 1
don't believe I'd go to the expense of
it then---Chicago Inter Ocean
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-07-28

The woman who must have dim
pies or die has only to invest in the
d mple-prOd ucing machine. which an
English paper says has been invented
and patented by a woman with an
eye for beauty and with a speculative
turn of mind She of all others.
ought to be rewarded with one or
more OF these fetching marks Of
beauty, providing she can endure the
torture of her own device. which is
a Kind of mask arranged with screws
and wooden points that % ess upon
the cheeks or chin where the din1pIe5
ought to be- Tn is worn at night
but just how long it must he applied
to produce the desired impress on is
not said