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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-06-30

w ESTMlNSTER HOTEL.
" W. &. SCHENCK, Manager
Sixteenth street, one block east OF Broadway
at Union Square, New York
American plan, SG 90 per day and upward.
COYNE HOUSE. European plan; good
- rooms Open day and night Bar sup
piled with the best
p IT. COYNE pronrfator
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~ r. CLARK g. CO., See1smen Florists
VI. and Nurserymen; store las Washington
avenue; green house, 1850 North Main avenue;
store telephone 7S2.
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DRAWING THe cVMrrs.
Ssha Wsaias's sAsv % - - ossss
nays Ussl1 UoVo q.

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aaainst ths Fs0istsas AZ vsesss 81 eeoo
nsa vhe asssaid 10 - ilisenlly segisossp6
wss eallsd h Judes Wsilsss's ssuss -
day. nssistsHe Evaas 10 his sssvsp -
The ee1plaias dsaiss shas aay pesssos
have bssa illegally rsgisssssd. Jsha c..
TIN vas eAllsA - viassss but rsenssA -
appeas; beush Wassans vas tAea isuus6
soe hts arrest fee ssats1ps os eeurA b =
charged that Sttllwsll's suis ia behalf q
the noa-pastisaus and dsmesnin has -
hssu brought n GOD faith e Hagls&sas
Evans declares tAas 10 sstsmes vas uA6e
to purge ths sslls ee ths eop allsDs6
illegal votsgs hssess The suis vas beeught.
The asteeaavs Ter The peesssuaiaA -
clare that they ase IN earnest end vin
push the eass 10 ths end. Alasvs fsgus e
clseks aFs at vssk mailing sus ~ vas>
rants and 10 b eaid every ons q The syooo
win b arrested u b sttempss - vsee -
olaot3n0 daN.
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GOING OUT or BUSINESS.


BUTTE, Nov. 2.-Ths Globe Shoe &
Clothing company, one of tho biggest
gents furnishing firms In Butte, closed
its ioors to-day and . notice was posted
announcing that the firm would 90 out Of
business. Tho action Of the firm was
surprise In Butte business circles, % IL
was known that tho firm was financially
In good condition. The concern was an
incorporated company whose principal
shareholders are Louis and Jake Kauf-
man aud Napoleon Genereaux. For some
reasons best known to these gentlemen,
harmony has not always existed and
though tho business has boon Q profitable
one. the corporation 10 about 10 be dis
solved.
Strongly conflicting opinions as to the
management are supposed to be the prin.
cipal causes Of the present troubles. The
future plans OF tho company, relating to
the winding up Of its affairs. will be de
termined upon ut o meeting Of directors,
which will be held ai o'clock Tomorrow.
The concern 10 entirely solvent, and q
notice posted on the door states that all
bills presented will be promptly paid.
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Look Te 10 To-day

BUTTE. Nov. 2.-Au FsgissEy agents Vim
sit Tomorrow. Saturday. for The purpess
Of making eosseesions ef errors in shsar
registration districts. They viii have
their Offices whsss thsy nrst Registered
and viii not move from there. Many srs
rors have bssn discovered In the printed
lists and many names emitted, andft y
Of the utmost impostanes that every voter
80 that his name 10 correctly printed and
that Il 70 on the list. To-moefow will b
the only opportunity for having saah esss
roctious made.
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TURNED down
Helena's Clever Plot
Given Dead Away.
IT WAS CUTE ENOUGH
But Il uas Z Coward Scheme and L
uU Bound 10 Pail fhloulh
ALL THE FACTS SWORN TO
ALL THE FACTS SWORN To

he ldea Over the Range Was to
Play Crooked with the Anaconda
Count 1T Was Pretty Well
Planned But the Oath Of q Good
citisen Exposes the Paid Asfida-
vie Maker and Leaves the Pro-
ourer OF Paid Oaths at Liberty
to Pay HE Hotsi Dill and 90
Baok 10 the Temporary Capital
The Way the Job Was Put Up
and the Lucky Incident That Let
the Whole Scheme Out.
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SAM WORD RED HOT.


He s,srnsd. Fs.ss, Kissed and shsassa
aud the tsepis Wore Disgssssd.
Special Dispatch TO the Standard.
THREE FORKS. Mont. Nov. q. va Bose.
man. Nov. 2.-Anaseuda and Hslsna had
o Joint debate here tonight before o
crowded houss, made up from the psopls
from Willow Creek. Madison and Logan.
Sam Word and Sam Lanahoens were
against Chaneslloe o. Donnell and Mayor
Ramsey, and to say that Helena fell
down but fsebly expresses the result Of
the meeting.
LAnghorns led OF and Chaucsllor
logical that Mr.. Word did not attempt to
answer II, but started In on q TRADE Of
abuse directed principally at Mayor RAM
soy who was TO follow him. He buildosed
and s,ormed about Ia his usual bullying
manner. evidently thinking that he could
COW his opponents go that they could
mako no argument against him, but no
reckoned without his host. because
In O'Donnel andRamsey hs ran np
against pair that could out.talk him
any mark in the road. He storme,l
and bluffed and turned handsprings, bu,
all to no purpose. He was outclassed and
realizing 1t he got furiously mad and
called the speakers liars. for,ers aud all
,ha, was vile. He continued his TRADE OF
abuse until many OF the audience felt II
necessary to leave the hall. Finally he
got so mad that he had the meeting In au
uproar and il broke up in excitcmeit.
Word let, Immediately after the meet
ing. saying that the people Of Three Fork.
had not treated him fair and that hs
would not stay in their town. lie wa.
badly done up and has lost many friend.
by his ungentlemanly conduct. During
the day he made the boast tha
he would do up Ramsey in abou
10 minutes, but the sentiment Of tho
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pesp,s ts-aIsAt b shss - - pestlv hsGv
tsksa u. 3vssy sesao0se4 1s6s " ~
Asssssda spssksss vas hssAs1 - y -
usss and dssumsatsV svt6sess4 ed Me.
Wed feaad b ahsssaas,y iuDsss1b,s -
answer ths asxunsa1s thn4 Vsso nalo
aeaioss hin,
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BUTTE. Nov. 2.-Judgs Spsse hsad .
brief session Of court this morning and
again this evening to admit number of
applicants to citizenship. A Judgment Of
default vac entered In the case Of the
Bunuell 4 Emo Investment company
against Joseph Cheviahe and others.
4 demurrer in the divorce case Of Alice
n. Jacobs against John J. Jacobs was
set for hearing tomorrow. Both depart.
ments Of court will be in session to-mor.
row for the disposition Of motions and de-
murrers aud ex.parte matters.
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Dsmsssaass 0ooeAng.

MIssouEA, Nov. 4-TSolUhA oo1n1v
dsmsssats hsld - satAnainso14 0eo11Dg
at The Bsnnstt Opsss hanss. n 49,
vas crowded end the ss0asks q ~
speakers vsss veil rssslvs1. A66ssasss
vsss mads ~ Niss NAsis Ns0ssnisk, I
G. Dsany. 4 L Dunsaa sna = L Ne.
CullesA.
Some es The loeal msmbsss e -
LAdiss' HsioaA club aso eodooves1ng -
rssousils The Sunday sxsorsisa viAA ~
campaign q prayer which thsy have besa
told Hslsas - carrying q. Thay oaat
like the idse ef having their iaol q purity
and social supremacy sAsttsssd. but b
has 70 70 nov.
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PrrsBrRo, Nov. 2.-Judge Burlington.
in tho United States district court, has
decided tina, {. b. Clark. agent for Armour
& Co.. need not produce his books to rs.
flute the charges Of fraudulent returns on
oleomargerine sold. The action was
brought by Z. p. Hearns. collector OF in-
ternal revenue, who wanted to obtain evi.
dence against the retailers.
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SHANonAI, Nov. 4-TAe Japansss hnvo
captured Port Arthur. Ths native paos0
anneunee thAs tAs Chinsse tsDeps kaxo
rssaksn Kilsun Cheng aft9 hsayy ~.
iae. Ths Japansss ase sai1 - hovo ~
driven out % that p.asD v1oA . loD e
1000 msn. ID b sspsetsd - ess6 anoAsss
ity thai The Japaasse 80 loogtnG Host
Arthur and vicinity ard ass psssss1lng -
Join the main body q ths Japa1sss tsosQs
maschine upon Neakdeo.
PoRr AnIHup oApzunzn
YOKOHAMA, New. a-N b anoouass1
hsrs that the invasisa ee pest AsthuP ~
3npansss foecss hy lard an6 - - hssa
eomplstsd and . fsewar6 0sss0aa1 q
beah Japansss armies ia ths a1ssselsa e
Mouhdsa b bslaG saViAly psaAsa a -
tiou oe RislA Nasshal Ceuat 0vamln1
force yin attack xinshew. Assya, veieh
'1UgeUpU6WCu1DesD SyespsG 0GoanI
whils csassal Ne6sas' s1vanss sslana b
appssaehine Ruas Wens. . fseel1sd ssvn
sad the mAin rod hsswosa VI in an1
Moukdsn, 10 whieh all Chlnsss trosps ~.
treated Afssr lsavine thslr psst13sas nestA
of The Yalu rivse. Ths Jepansss expss9
10 dsfsas ths Chlnsss u bstA pansss sn1
then uniss their eslumas hseess ~ valls
NJ Aoukdnn.
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8. 1894
eeve neee9e % sseis 70 shs psepse O. ~
4auatse valley that thsy ere seenoh u
snssr nossssAe, shslr Fsstssastea es1na ~
eee sa'ns ncesesesy 70 tusa see sew ~
nasesns hsssee sdvesasss eves v Ana
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1ne auesenee te'ni9hs rapidly oviee,ee
r!em sne S0 wno eeshereo whea ~ caso
peeysa. - oos . scattering ~. 1ecs
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!ee nceeeA eemmitsee 10 new oesne sne
uvssss s,eo o. woek ~ needing tes vansS
VIZ ress:eees and seArsesov coeeoooe.
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thsss sasssea havsn9 beea sne vietims o.
toem svo yeess aee saae w only eervss 70
os.n9 W cissassesul psesoss o. sne psss.
Ons q shees reaeeaess peesessss y
oene trem . o0sseess nrm IN bossss egs
" . psseo OF vssy eoascs vess' net
sns,s oaspos's'on = ev'o:ns oy 10 ossas:
70 oeine up maseess q the iass moment
whom thsy cannee b rsfutsd.
AT AVON.
Special Daspessa % NJ sean1Ard
Avon, heat, Nev. a-The ead-timsss
OF Blackfoos City turosd out Ia . body to
hear Anseonda's claims foe the capital
discussed. Hon. John r. Qui9lsy prsstdina
over the meeting. J. @. Jeasss the first
spsakss. appsalsd 70 The ed residents 10
consider the peopositieu before them. A.
. rule The old-simsrs we're prone TO favor
Helena beoause cf early day friendship.
Ths question se lesatins . capital 10 ens
Of . mocs serious nature thaa se0timeat,
and every aaAa shouA sasriaoe personal
feelings aud eeusIdse the welease cf the
state. Apaeenda, . live city. has even
claim upea Montana tor support, and be,
Mr.. Jones, lsst ~ snattsr 10 The bsttes
Judgmsas a svssy votss q Blackfses
City.
Major Camp odvanced Q powerful argu'
msnt intesspsessd With anecdotes. Ha
asked the suppees oe every mlasr In Ophis
aulch. He vseeessd to The ssab waess
paid IN Helsua end appealed 10 evsEy
miner to suppogt The labostng mAn's town,
Auscouda.
HEhE 10 MORE TESTIMONY.
10 ~ Sdtasr ~ tAs StaSdosd'
Isss b. The Butte Niasr ef the Sist thai
IN atte0pting 70 explaia The take reselu'
tions puepeetine 70 b made b. the 4. r
o. msmbsss q Lima. aud published "a
their Issue ef the 18th. they sssost d
another fslsshosd b. saying the rssol,s
tions eAms 10 them in due fern, bsasina
The ssai Of toe erdsc Nov tho facts an
the Lama lodge Of the A. r. U
hes hesa dssbanded stnee about the
middle Of July. and the hoski
and ssal ee The ostse wsss then ssps II
The grand ledge at Chicago. All oe TIN
Cd msmbers % the order that are lef
hsre are Of The opinion that the rssolutioni
wseo framed IN The o{leo Of the Bust<
Nimsr - Q Helsua capital doAes. Bu
that kinA cs thing Won't wort. Not wish
Ing to further intruds. I bsR 70 rsinail
yours tor Asssseaa>eoe.shs- Capital.
l--,-.---------Axpasw Csssas9ussso9y---
Ex-6sesstssy II The Lima Ledge Of th'
A. n q.
AT WINSTON.
Special Dbpassh TO the stsudasL
wIxsrox, Nov. 2-Ths Ansconda-for
ths-caplsal nesting here tonight was I
roussr. ]. W. EpauIdiue acted e. shair
man. G. n. Smith spoke for en- houI
aud compared the wasss Of Anaeouda
and Hslsna and showed up the Helsns
and Frisco Mining company and thstI
levs fne union vaess and union mInsrs
w. ]. Wesks was The nsx
speaker. His arsumests wees legi
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Only threo more days to buy estimation
certificates. Buy to-day.
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Only thrso moro days to buy estimation
certificates. Buy to-day.
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70 MOSS FUNERAL.

10 Wes fepuIaR HO0a8 - Ap00o0
uleseatA
Ths funeral q = c. Nos ~ ~
this aftssasoa fssm H. hssp,>al ehussA.
u was largely sttsa1sd ~ ths ftisoAs g
the young mAn, whe vss vt6ely
known and esnssAlly sAnied. II
wss = ysass -, aa1 e0 tve
ysas hsd bssa IN ~ sssviseee ~ 9esoAp
ssn Pasi0e Ixpesss esnpany, usst q ~
time - . mssssaese % the 0tt1es 1ss1
run, whore he vas . univsesAl lAveg1oD.
His dsath was unsxpseted. u We eaassd
b. hs@esshass a ~ hewsb sssulaiae
from typhold fsvss.
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city, has put up a building on the historic green-a woden shanty, as we read the descriptions, constructed more for the company's own accommodation than as lesson in art or public spirit. But none of those cars in New Haven run to the state capitol, as do ours in Hartford; and we are quite willing to have spectators compare the wooden structure lately built on New Haven green with the stately marble edifice on Bushnell park, toward which Hart ford contributed the modest sum of $1, 100, ,0OO, into which the humblest of New Haven's citizens is as free to walk as he would be if he had the proud consciousness of being one of Hart fords voters, and from the airy summit of which the genius of Connecticut is f1ourishing the leafy crown of office, that just now so many loyal heads feel sure they could wear-even if at first 1t fitted rather tight.
 No, we're not a bit afraid to com- pare Hartford with New Haven. There's business spirit" sufficient here to make the town known all over the world, and we will admit, if our con- temporary insists, that Hartford has "a literary atmosphere" Yes, more, we will boast of it. New Haven, we be- lieve, has Yale college, though some oa the papers there seem to be uncon- scious of the fact.
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Small But Complicated.

Theatre bonnets have become less and less as sleeves become bigger, and both processes have gone on to the point whether further progress is about pos sble. But the smallness of the theatre hats does rot prevent their being odd of construction. Thus a bonnet is found that is a half moon of cerise vel vet, edged with jet beads and with a big rhinestone button set in each horn. This is worn flat on the head, the horns curving to the front and well down the sides of the head. At tho back edge of the moon wide looped bow of ribb on the loops and ends being sprawled
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that would set fFesh-water clans and muskrats over against the noble oys- ters that have eomforted and modified millions from the days of the Quinni- piae Indians down to the days Of the State Board of Health would not hesi- tate to institute comparison between the electric road shanty which does not stand on New Hayer's historic Green and the State Capitol which does stand on Hartford's not very historic park This comparison cannot belittle the shanty and 1t does belittle the Capitol If the Courant had as much pride in the Capitol as 1t has in the clans and muskrats it would not have made the comparison. We believe that both the shanty and the Capitol were built with In the appropriations for them, but no claim is made in New Haven that the shanty teaches any lesson of art or public spirit. There are both in the Capitol. especially when the legislature Is in session. When the Lewis memorial Is placed In front of the County court house we shall invite the attention of the Courant to something that will be lesson in art and in public spirit.
 We cannot longer finger now over the Courants comparison of Hartford with New Haven. We hope the Hartford muskrats that eat the Hartford clans will not find the new literary atmos- phere of Hartford fatal to them, for If they should the shock to the Courant's pride would be serious. And We are not envious of street car line that runs to the State prison.
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COTTON.

cotton at i've cents pound is alto gether too cheap to suit those who grow it, and some southern planters are trying to organize a "ten-cent cot ton league" Their plan is to reduce the acreage one-half by concerted ac- tion on the part of all the planters in the growing States. Thus, by cutting the supply down 50 per cent, they hope to raise the price of raw cot ton from five to ten cents pound. Of course this plan will not work. Even if it could be thoroughly carried out it wouldn't bring about the desired re- suit. The cotton growers of other coun- tries would be in the way. This pro- duct is now grown in various countries. It is now being imported into the Unit ed States in increasing quantities, as will be shown by the following statis- tics: In 1871 we imported 1,196,S4O pounds of raw cotton, of which 776,4 were for reshipment leaving but 420,357 of for eign raw material retained for home manufactures. In 1873 we imported A. 425,524 pounds, of which no more than 334,64S were reshipped, leaving 4,O9O, ,S76 retained for home manufactures. In 1884 our imports of raw cotton had risen to 7,019,492 pounds, of which 5,665, $50 were retained for home use. By 1891 our imports of raw cotton had risen to 20, ,90S,S17 pounds, of which but AT, ,794 were reshipped as raw material, 20, 461,- 023 being retained for use in our facto- ries In 1893 we imported 43,367 1852 pounds of raw cotton, and used 43,O07,- 120 pounds of it in our factories, our re- shipment of it as raw material being | but 36O,S3 pounds. Commenting on the developments thus shown, the Chicago 1nter-Ocean says: We think that these | figures are we'll worthy of consideration by the southern press and people. They point to protection as the remedy for | too low prices of their chief crop. They demonstrate the fallacy of the free | trade assertion; which is that if we buy manufactured goods from Europe it will buy raw material from us. The figures show that, while the southern free trad CT has been insisting on his right to buy cheap cotton cloths from England, that country has been using the money sent from America in payment for it's manufactures to develop its Indian and African cotton fields, and has developed
 them to degree that makes them a
 formidable rival of our own cotton cror
 in our own market.
 There is more truth than poetry ir
 this. Protection might not, and proba.
 bly, would not, bring ten-cent cotton
 but it would tend to help the price.
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Don't Worry About Hartford.
lFrom the Hartford Courant

"The Courant" has mighty o,ooa opinion Of the "New Haven Journal and Courier" Its news is abundant it's reports are correct, and it's edi- torials sparkle with delicious wit and talk out with the frankness and in dependence of a man with a. chin on each shoulder, grieving only that he hasn't more shoulders for the unused chips in his pockets. Go on. good neighbor, long time contemporary. fire quent ally. But be little careful what you say about Hartford.
 Speaking of the difficulty of securing a short legislative session, that journal says:
 And perhaps the trouble is not en- tirely due to free rides. It may be that there is something in the air of Hartford that tends to delay and proscrastination. It has lately been shown that it is a literary town, and the literary atmosphere is not favorable to hurry. If Hartford were more of a business place the legislature might catch a little of the business spirit We fear that long sessions are a part of the penalty that must be paid for making Hartford the sole capital"
 Now we are free to admit that in some respects Hartford hasn't the enterprise of New Haven, the former half-capital of our beloved commonwealth. We have not in this city any slumbering scandal, which is expected to awake at any moment and blast the reputation of the leaders of this community. If we read the papers of New Haven alright, that ancient town has such a scandal, and people there can't sleep nights for uncertainty as to whether they would rather lose their reputa- tions and thus be recognized as Head CTS of the community" or be passed by and thus link to their possession of homely virtue this evidence of hopeless significance.
 Nor has Hartford any typhoid in It's oysters Not much. It hasn't any oysters at all. At most 1t boasts only the patient, fresh water clam, unpol-
 luted of sewage and undisturbed by all this talk about a new bridge. No festal board was ever turned to sad ness by eating the Connecticut river clam. which has made the muskrats oi this region a by-word for fatness longevity and self-sat tisfaction.
 Nor is Hartford in it with New Haven when you come to robbing of the mails. Within a day or two somebody in New Haven has carried off whole
 mail bag full of letters bound for Hartford. Whoever in Hartford is smart enough to steal knows better than to grab bag of letters bound fol | New Haven. Duns and receipted bills Are mighty poor picking.
 sIt,is true New Haven has more cleo. tIic cars than Hartford, and that ths local company. without expense to thai
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YOUNG.

hEt pckiHS oH tuc auy Soa pSbA " conceal it.-F'liegende Blatter.
 A Bad Attack.-Bell-Wa Jones sea- sick coming over? Pell-Terribly! We were three hours ahead of the record at one time, and he didn't take the slight est interest in it.-Puck.
 How could you endure talking so long with that ugly old woman with that frightful costume without laughing in her face?" "oh. that's easy. She Is my wife. Blatter.
 Mrs. Knervz rang the bell for the do- nestle. "Norah," she said. when the kitchen lady appeared, "rll feed the canary myself after this. The doctor says l must take more exercise. ."-Chi- cago Tribune.
 Dusty Rhodes-Whither bound, com rade? Fitz Williamsburg over to New ark. Dusty Rhodes-What for? Fitz William-Just read in the paper that a tramp was wanted over there for steal ing chickens.-Puck.
 Consumptive Gin Colorado)-Is this room we'll situated for an invalid? Landlady-It couldn't be better. I've had three consumptives here the past year, and they liked 1t so well that not one left 1t until he died.-Life.
 No, madam" sighed Mrs. McGinnis, to the church visitor. T can't seem to keep Johnny from swearing nohow. He's only three, and you wouldn't be- lieve what things he will say. Here, Johnny, swear for the lady."-Life.
 There's no doubt" said MT. Dolan, about there bein' wan great advantage in bein' born in this country" "An' phwat's thot?" inquired Mrs. Dolan. Tt saves yez the proice av steam ship ticket over."-Washington Star.
 Jorkins-Say, old man, can you let me - Perkins-Hold on, my boy! Don't dun me for that $50 I owe you. Jor- kins-Why not? Perkins-I have been dunned by twelve men already to-day, and thirteen is an unlucky number Harpers Bazar.
 Mrs. Binks (house hunting)-I hope there are no poll parrots in this neigh porhood. Agent-Not one, madame. Mrs. Binks (with a sigh of relief)- am glad of that, because we have two, and I really couldn't stand any more.-New York Weekly.
 certain judge took occasion recently to warn his people from coming into the courtroom drunk in these words: q wish to put everybody on notice that if they come into this courtroom while am sitting on this bench drunk they had better look out."-Hamilton (Ga T Journal.
 Railroad Superintendent-Yes I have decided to open bureau of informat tion TOT the accommodation of passengers who wish to know about trains. and I am looking for a good man to rim if Applicant-Well, sir have been a rail. road ticket agent for good many years. Superintendent-Th YOU wont do. l want a man who is accustomed to giving information.-New York Weekly.
 Your account of the concert last night" said the musician, "omitted all mention of the very thing I wanted in see printed. The violin I played. as I was careful to tell your reporter, was a genuine Stradivarius, and one of the pest ever made" That's all rieht ,, sald the editor. When MT. stradiva. rus gets his fiddles advertised in this paper, it will cost him half a. crou,, o hne' Good morning, sirr-Tit-Bits.