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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-08-23
Arrive
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TRAINS NORTHWARD.
STOpPING places

Nos 80, %, i6. aud % make no stops.
No ll3 stous Oh s.snal at Reams. stony
Creek. Jarrats, ana Beiheld. No. i02 stops
on signal at Drewrys, Centralia. Chester.
Reams. Stony Creek, Jarrdtts. AMI Bel
Manchester, Drewrys. Centralia, and
Chester. Nos. 30. %. -. a. a. a. IS. 81.
and 81 wilt stop on signal at ali stations.
Pullman Palace Buffet Sleepng-Car on
and 20 Sleeping Cars between Richmond
and Lynchburr, Va.
NEW LINE TO ATLANTA. GA.
Leaving Richmond At 1928 \. NJ, daily
and arriving at Weldon at 23S y. NJ.
and M Atlanta at 500 T. II. via ). \.
/. Through Observation-Disclosures to At
lanta. -. ..
THE ONLY ALL-RAIL LINE TO NOR
lOLk.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-08-23
r ARGE AND ATTRACTIVE SALE
OF
Excellent ParlOr, Chamber, and Hall
FURNITURE.
FEATHER BEDS, FINE CARPETS, And
HOUSEHOLD GOODS
AT AUCTION.

by direction OF A. j. Berry. ESQ, VINO
has newly furnished a smaller house. /
will sell at his late residence, No. IOs
on q Grace street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-08-23
VIRGINIA NAVIGATION arS II

Y COMPANl's JANEs-KIN =
LINE ~ Norfolk. Portsmouth. - >.
Newport MEMS, SisIesllSH1' az"
river landings, ami eOnneNNhs -
rcint ana Norfolk fos Mash.ns soN' ''''''
more, aud the North. A,,..J
STEAMER PoCAHONTAS. ~
MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, An
FRIDAY AT 10y A. ny
Il 30 and mo- TO Norfolk. fost'.'
old Point. aud Newport News
BY a Grand Orchestrion. -. .,..i.I
Freight received daily for ao9' 49,,
places and ali points In Easter"
~"1 ''S IRWIN wEIsiGkR. ,..,
Superinten4sA|
Presllent, =.
General onees: Planters Bans 1-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-08-23

richmond 900 An Norfolk ...ll:15 M
Richmond 80 +. VI. Norfolk ....S:G IN
Norfolk. q. 800 AN. Richmond llDj \. NJ
Norfolk si .35 L. VI. Richmond 100 y. M
The trains leaving Richmond at 8 y. NJ.
and Norfolk at u. VI. are solid trains
between these two points. an. passengers
20 through without change or cars.
Trains leaving Richmond ut . y. NJ:
and II 80 Z. NJ. ana arriving at Richmond
at S:27 4 NJ. $50 +. VI. make close con-
nection at Petersburg 10 and from Farm
Vile, Lynchburg. and west.
r. NJ. SULLY. Superintendent.
T. r. u MYERS, General SUp't
+ n EMERSON. Traffic Manager ap =
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
TRY ON SHOES AT HOME.

A New Idea In buying Shoes That
VIII Re Found Convenient.
There's a new thing in the shoe bust
ness. A maj who has been ut it in:
this city for a number of years and
knows all about the whims OF custom
ers and the ms and outs of the trade
has hit upon the novel scheme. His
plan is simple, but most practical. 1t
is no more than to measure. fit, and
complete the sale ut the customers resi-
dence. An order is received, an idea
given of the goods desired, and a wagon
carrying a miniature shoe stock is dis
patched to the home, accompanies by
an experienced salesman. All the de-
tails are attended to in the privacy of
the boudoir or reception room. And
thus the feet are shod without trouble,
annoyance or embarrassment.
Embarrassment? Yes, there Is much
Of it that is connected with the pur-
chase of q pair Of shoes, slippers or
boots in a public store. With many
fashionable and other young women
It is an hour to be dreaded when the
shoe store must be visited. And visited
it must he, as no directions can be
given by which husband, father or
brother can bring home a satisfactory
shoe. The styles are constantly chang
ing, and carefully as the standard sizes
may be observed by the manufacturer,
either the foot or the size Of the shoe
seems to change at each new purchase.
The new scheme will also be APP
proved by many others. How many
portly matrons will hail with delight
the opportunity OF selecting their shoes
at home? Then there are house wives,
young mothers, semi-invalids, equity old
men, timid young women, who will
appreciate the new idea, and the moth
er of half a dozen youngsters, each Of
whom has kicked through all the stout
shoe leather OF few weeks before,
can already feel a relief. The husband
on his way to the Office simply leaves
directions and the job is done.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

I@3A#5~
burning yet dcfercntial resentment,
closed as follows:
II apologize TO the Senate for this
seeming supplementary language
advancing to the New Yorker and
throwing his index finger full In his
face; language that no man, good
man, deserves and no brave man will
wear" Immediately Mr., Lamar walk
ed to the cloak room on the democratic
side, lay down on a sofa, and in three
minutes was sleeping as calmly rs a
babe. There was great excitement. 1t
was believed MI. Conklin would not
submit to the language applied to him,
and that, while he probably would not
challenge Lamar, being an athlete, he
would meet him on the streets and MS
sault him. The late senator Zeb Vance,
q Hercules In stature. who was deyOt-
ed to Mr.. Lamar. without the knowl-
edge of that gentleman or Of any other
human being, shadowed Mr.. Lamar for
some days, explaining afterwards that
IL Conkling ever struck Lamar he In
tended to beat him to death. Mr..
Vance, however, did not know what
those intimately acquainted with Mr..
Lamar knew. In all probability Mr..
Lamar could have whipped them both.
He prided himself upon his muscle,
and has often said to the writer, 81
believe I am better fitted for a prize
fighter than I am for a senator. 1t
was apprehended by some that Conk-
ling would challenge Mr.. Lamar. Conk-
ling was known to be an expert with
the short sword. Mr.. Lamar said after
ward to an intimate friend in discuss
ing the matter: If Mr.. Conkling had
sent me a challenge I should have chos-
en- short swords"
"*Why, MI. Lamar" replied his friend,
"Conkling is an expert with the short
sword"
Il know that" replied the senator,
''but I took some lessons with the short
sword myself when I was in Paris the
time that / was sent by the Confed-
eracy on a mission to Russia"
"Vhy, Senator" the friend replied,
''you have not had a short sword in
your hand for twenty-five years"
Il know that" coolly replied the sen
ator. "but I should nave chosen short
swords" s
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
Diseatisility Of Foods.

Ia E ms r. r
Animal foods, such as meats, fish,
eggs, and milk, are rather more d.
tgestible than most Of the vegetable
foods, although bread made from ordi-
rear white wheat Hour Is very easily
and completely digested. Bread from
whole wheat -four, or that from which
only part OF the hull Of the grain has
been removed, is not so completely di-
gestible, bu. Is decidedly healthful for
some people In aiding the passage Of
the food through the intestines.
There are great differences in people
In respect to .their. power for utilizing
different kids OF food. Milk is one
OF the most wholesome and digestible
OF foods AMI vet there are people who
cannot endpre It. Late research makes
1t probable that In the changes which
milk undergoes In the body injurious
compounds are sometimes formed, and
that this is the renson why milk does
not agrees with some people. The case
Is the asamt with eggs, with certain
fruits, rs tie strawberry, and indeed
with nlany different food materials.
Hence 1t pay be literally true that
"One mans meats another mans pol
sOn." But while there are exceptions,
the general rule holds good that, for
ordinary Pc 1ple with good powers OF
digestion and assimilation, 1he nutIftiYe
values OF t1e ordinary standard food
materials a1e measured pretty accurate
" by their chemical composition, and
that the right mixtures Of food are
those which furnish tlln nutrients In
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
No Imm0de i'm This.
New York World.
I'm the Near Future.

Mrs. Newera entering the kitchen
hurriedly about 3 p. M, registration
day)-Alfred, dear, I am sorry to dis
turb you, but if we don't register every
vote we've got in the ward they are
going to lick us, sure! Take off your
apron and come along. There's a car
riage at the door.
MI. Observation-Disclosures, I've tried to
be a good husband to you. I've never
refused to do anything reasonable you
have required Of me. I have taken care
Of the house and kept the children out
Of mischief while you've been at the
club or hobnobbing with candidates
down town, and I've never complained,
but I'm right in the middle of the fruit
canning season, and ii you think I'm
going to leave this porcelain kettle full
of peaches all ready to put in the jars
and let the six gallons Of apple butter
In this wash-boiler burn and 60 to
waste just for the sake Of going out to
register you don't know me, madam
that's all. Now, you get out Of my
way and go on about your business
or III throw Il dipper Of hot water on
yOus-ChicagO Tribune.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

It is always to be regretted. I think.
when love comes to a girl before she
has attained her moral and intellectual,
majority, writes Mrs. Burton Kings-
and In the October Ladies' Home
Journal. The man whom she would
love at sixteen i. often quite different
rom one to whom she would give her
more mature affections, and there ID
always the danger Of seeing him q !
disadvantage, when larger experience
OF other lne1l win lead her to make com.
parsons. There are some things "a
Wnlcn time Is the only guide, and in 90
momentous Q step MS the choice Of the
companion Of q lifetime, "the unreason-
~. 49,, ,naones Of love" can. in extreme
youfh,, rarely be trusted. A yonnp rirI
mas 90 many illusions, SO little knowl.
edge 4 human nature, so slight m NJ.
qualntance with her own heart. "A "a
make the risk always q serious one.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
II WOMAN
Two Classss % 0irls Who stay si.-
gle THROUGH False NOtions.


Two Glasses Of Glrls Who stay Nm.
gle Through False Notisns.
why are there 70 many bachelors and
old maids nowadays7 Perhaps one rea,
son lies In the education Of our modern
young girls, and the blame must rest
with their mothers. Consider the life
Of a girl belonging to the upper middle
class from the age Of IS to %; it is
a careless, selfish, Irresponsible epoch,
in which the daughter studies her own
convenience and pleasure solely, and
the mother, by foolish indulgence, aids
and abets her.
Once a girl is free from tue trammels
of the school 0 and is fully dedged
in society, nothing is denied her. She
may lie late in bed. perchance take her
breakfast there, the while she skins
a novel belonging to the new order OF
fiction. Her day is compassed With no
single duty save to look her best n
enjoy her life. There is time In such
an existence for the ugly weeds OF
jealousy, thoughtless and unkind cat
ter to take root and flourish.
Then, perhaps, some young man OF
modest means comes along and OfIers
his heart and hand to the daughter,
AS a single girl she is free from all
responsibility. She has not to consider
ways and means, paterfamtlias Y
refuses to make the dress check digger
il desired, and she has few wishes I'M
gratified.
If she marries, her sutton can only Of
fer her a much smaller home
that to which she has been accustomed,
a restricted income; and the sweet, vet
solemn duties Of wife, and later often
times, those Of mother. The prospect
does not appeal very keenly to the
egotjstical maiden, and as the lie sne
is living only teaches her to love ner-
self before any one else, the Wouid-Oe
lover receives his congo.
Another class OF girl. fed by the
new" play and the new mover, can
not make up her mind to wed, DecauSe
Of the grisly skeletons for which she
has been tutored to seek In a mans
past. We take 1t that the parent OF n
girl, whose position and experience give
them q much better chance OF Judging
will certainly ascertain whether the
man Is a worthy sutton, ana, II they
deem him so, surely 1t is unwise for a
girl to pry into every past episode.
But, with an Imagination that has
been unhealthy reared, that has been
taught to look for evil even where
it may not be, the modern girl PUSHES
in where angels fear to tread, and the
pure, warm love which. coming from
q fresh, innocent heart, Is a safeguard
to many a man, is denied her lover.
Meanwhile the happy years of early
womanhood, when all the world is
kind, roll by, and the Rubicon OF 30
Is crossed. Then 1t is that the single
girl awakes to the knowledge OF what
she has lost, or Is losing. IL the daugh-
ter sees her mistake In time, and is able
to rectify it, a happy and useful life
may still await her. But what IL need
ed to render girls desirable wives
should be Taught them from their eari-
est years.-Baltimore American.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
BATTLES couNTERFEirERs.
The Unlucky Opal Dsnss the Inita.
tive Skill OF the MOdernA.

The Unlucky Opal Dsaes the Inita-
tive skill Of the Moderns.
The kind Of opal. the hydropane Of
Mexico, loses it's beauty and becomes
duh and colorless when .xpnsed to
water. The same stone. says the West
minister Review, it is said, can be re-
stored to it's color and beauty by sub
jecting it to n certain degree of heat.
A writer OH the subject says that the
opal is always much more brilliant
on 4 warm day, and that a sharp deal
er will always hold one In mis- hand q
short time before showing 1t to a pur-
chaser. In ancient times the opal was
most successfully initiated by q glass
paste, which could only be distinguish
ed from the real gem by the most care
full experts. The art has been entirely
lost, for the best cOunterfeiters fall to
produce q stone that In the least baf-
fles the connoissenr. The finest opal
Of modern times, says King, was one
which belonged to the Empress Joseph
Inc, and which was called the Burning
of Troy because of the innumera-
BILE red flames blazing upon Its surface.
while the reverse q perfectly OPAQUE
AA ShS SAONOAOtsC AAAkAGb Sl&Ut IOItOWOU
the Napoleonic period The gem was
lost sight Of, and there Isl left no trace
OF 1t. There are two wonderful opals
among the French crown Jewels, one
OF which is set In the clasp Of the i'm
perial cloak. The Empress Eugene il
said to have q most snperstitious dread
Of them and would not wearsnn opar
for any persuasion. Queen Victoria
does not share this feeling with her.
She, on the c~ontrnry, admires the
gem very much, and has given to each
OF her daughters, on their marriage
day. various pieces Of jewelry set with
the iridesceht gem. There are many
varieties OF -opals, coming from almost
as many quarters of the Globe. The
opal found In Hungary was thought to
be harder and o durable than those
found in Mexico and South America.
but since the better development Of
the mines IN those places stones have
been found quite thu equal Of The Hun.
garian gems. NJ
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
No Objections offered.

A young man OF Detroit who writes
poetry now and then, spent several
weeks of the past summer in n Of
the interior towns, where he loafed
around a newspaper office and did up
~ number of local events in poetic
measure. One lay a prominent citi-
zen died, and a friend Of his, who
knew the young man and his poetry,
called on the editor to e about a fun
eral notice. .
I'VE have it In good shape" said the
editor. r. =
"All the factsy'' inquired the friend.
Eyes and a poem Ly u visiting
poet from Detroit" :.
The friend began rubbing his chin
in grave doubt.
"All right, all right" lie exclaimed,
Frightening; Il suppoce it will be
safe enough for the YOU fellow; the
man will be buried before the poem
appears."-Detroit Free Press.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
WHAT H WITS SAY.
HUMAN roIBLEs MADE FUN or.
The auccr Things the HumOrist
f1ears md sees-Lntest Productions
OF the F9nny Writers.
In 4, h Scratch.

""Wul yc, loan me your knife, Al
fred?' she asked, as he settled down
in h,s easy chair and picked up his
evening Iaper.
He took his knife from his pocket,
opened it and handed it to her without
q wcTd.
There was a silence as she took her
seat at her dainty little writing 9
a1d drew a sheet Of paper from one
Of the drawers. Then the silence was
broken by a steady scraping as the edge
of the knife-blade was moved back
and forth over the paper. 1t was an
noying, and her husband finally looked
up with the remark:
II hope you win get that rubbed out
in time. - =
"1'M not trying to rub anything out"
she explained, pleasantly. I'm mere
~ practising
''For what?' he asked. "For an i'm.
ilation of a saWnlillY"
ooh, dear, not" she said, in surprise.
"You see, it's this way, Alfred: All
the ladies in our sewing circle have
registered, and we all have agreed to
vote. But none of us is going to vote
the straight ticket. We have agreed
upon that among ourselves, you know.
We think it shows too much party die
tatlon when any one votes the straight
ticket, and we propose to show our
Independence"
But what has that got to do with
this knife exercise 2" Il : ..f
"Why, Alfred" she exclaimed in sur
prise, didn't you ever hear Of a
scratched ticket"
Certainly" be replied. \
"Welr, I'm learning to scratch a
ticket without taking too much time
over it. We all agreed to do that, you
know."-Chicago Post. ="
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
~SeaaOnabIe Aid.

II would like to make your last
hours comfortable" remarked the HUI
morous Man to the Thanksgiving Tur-
key; "wEat can I do for you:"
Thanks. awfully," answered the
Thanksgiving Turkey; IF you will fur
nish the chestnuts, l will do the rest"
Detroit Free Press.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
1t Cure. ~Con.umptlon.

Cincinnati, Nov. Observation-Disclosures
sitions taken here in the case Of DR..
Amick Va. Reeves develop solne remark
able facts. 1t was shown that the
Amick Chemical company OF this city
has supplied forty thousand doctors
with DIN Amick's chemical treatment
for consumption, rs much as one thou
sand dollars worth OF sample medi-
cines being distributed daily. Each
patient receives a tridl outfit and an
inhaler. The company offered as evil
dence its files containing thousands Of
reports from physicians of cures Gov
ering every stage and phase Of the dis
ease.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

Some letters from Russia indicate that
the lot Of the Princess Alix, the bride
of the new car, il not a happy one.
She dislikes Russia, and says it re-
minds her of q prison; she is afraid of
the nihilists, and then she has heard
of her husbands affair with the Polish
dancer, which isn't calculated to make
her feel very comfortable. Uneasy
lies the head that years . crown
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

ut is charged, SISTER" said the
president, that you have been going
to the living picture exhibitions ev-
every evening for a week." t..
Il have" said the secretary, 'and
l am proud of it I wore the biggest
hat l could get, too. l prevented eyer
so many men from seeing the horrid
things.-Cincinnati Tribune.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

There are 122 places in various parts
OF London where public instruction in
cookery is given to girls e IL years
al. z There are also forty-two places
where instruction in laundry work Is
eiven for girls of suitable age. Instruc-
ton ia free. The teachers are paid lib
eral salaries. The food cooked at the
cooking schools is sold to In part defray
the expense.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

IKE hank robbery a Sylvan Grove.
Kan, ana the traeic end or one of
the robbers, who was riot to death
after he had been hopelessly wounded
because as aadead man he would tell
no tales, has all the elements of the
.ofd-time raid Of the knights of the
road. The bank cashier is getting to
be in as much danger as the express
messenger.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
The Perils Of Politics.

4. T' $685.
MY friend. said the candidate for
sheriff Of Cheyenne, drawing a one-eyed
stranger close to his ean of liveli-
hood, ''do you want to make five dol
lars easy tonight 49,
yep"
"All right. When l say in my speech,
is there a mar among you who will
deny this statementY you jump to your
feet in the rear of the hall and shout:
Yes, sir, l will. You are a liar, and
/ can prove it! and read from this
clipping Then ]. will call you down
and make you ridiculous, hut you will
get the v nevertheless. Is it a go?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
II tried the same thing in Butte
City a year ago, and the candidate
jumped on me so hard that the audience
kicked me out of the hall and rode me
out of town on n rail. / didn't get
the five dollars either. Try it on some
one else. I've been there. boston
Herald.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
SHORT SWORDS FOR Two..

A story 81 WHIST Might Have Been.
AnAos4 Old-1ime senators.
An entire Sunday edition might be
filed with stories connected with the
late Judge l.. @. G. Lamar. Mr.. la
mar possessed a remarkable popularity.
qlA mH sugAueI an 1oJ 5uII4uoo SUI
-1JI1uos IslJu .arsuvI IN .SuII4uoO I'm
.1s41o1 MaN lsslS sIl q9I.A 1olunoo
ma Ic91eA sIqugIBms1 sU Isa1u pap
-!ldmsxs 1ISuo1ss SRA sIEL 'dsals 0l0
uI4 and pun oluldo up s4yI ssA1su sIq
uodn 9oB o. pemass l~usu1s1loxs Isrnsnua.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

The average duration of the life OF
negroes in New Orleans Is stated |" he
tw enty. four wears, .l1i the mortality
among them is more than double that
of the white people. The talk Of negro
domination in Louisiana m'ght~Weii
give place to a fear that a valuable
part of the population VIII be lost
through neglect Of saaitary ssofk.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

A model has recently been made to
illustrate the currents of the Atlantic.
The water is blown out of various noz-
zles representing the mean direction OF
the permanent winds. The movement
Of the water is made p~erceptible by q
dust sprinkled over its surface.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
~sasplcion Cannrnaea.

POWELL see by your sign that you
are q dispensing chemist.
Chemist-Yes, sir.
what do y0u dispense with!,
With accuracy, sip
II thought *. The last prescription
had made up here nearly killed my
Wtfe."-Truth.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

Pioneers are pushing northward into
British America, and railroad builders
will soon be on their heels. Rich land
valuable minerals and lumber are to
be had. The problem is how to stand
the long, cold winter.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

A clothes wringer that operates
without any person to attend 1t has
been constructed by a P~ittsburger. 1t
takes the clothes, piece by piece, from
the tub, wrings them, and when all
are cut it empties the water out of the
tub. 1t Is moved by electricity.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
The Spanker, Too.

Ernie's Mother Ito Ernie who has
been q little impatient to his father)-
But don't you know your father is the
mainstay of the family?
Ernie-Yes, you just bet he is. And
the spanker, too.-San Francisco Call.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

The new Gar begins his reign with
larger force OF cavalry at his COM
mand than any other ruler, not to
speak of the great array of soldiers
subject to his orders.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
An Opinion.

you don't seem disposed to attach
much weight to Whykins' arguments"
said a barrister.
mot much" was the reply. 1T
struck NE that he was simply talking
through his legal cap.-Washington
Cd. CD Star. q
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15

A railroad is to be built from Los
Angeles to Salt Lake 1900 miles; n
from Colorado to the asphalt region
OF Utah, n from Natchez, Miss, to
Texarkana, Texas, and one of 800
miles in Mexico. -....
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1894-12-15
A Long Drawn Ont Cane.

New York Boy Visiting in Rhode Js-
landl-What shall we play?
Rhode Island Boy-Let's play some
thing new. Let's play golf.
New York Boy (hesitatingly)-I'm
'fraid this state isn't long enough
DUBUQUE Times.