New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-12
THE TALK or TIE DAY,


THE TALK or TIE DAY
"The Atlanta Constitution" says that sa,,.
| Mlnturn Peck can work all the morning in the sas
| and write a love song at Well suppose ~
| Knew the Sex-Flrst Tramp-Le;'s wait here IN
that picnic Is over, and then so and get what they
| leave behind"
empty that cake and candy I'd make me sick.
g Pin Se TSn r6, hfd be s9y and E that What
chicken and bread. and such things. It's E.rrs
picnic"-(Street & Smiths Good News.
1.-THE Philadelphia Record has found a chemist
who believes that meats Of a. kinds viii eventua,y
be made artihcial.y by chemical processes. Within
this century" he says Il expect to see synthetic
steaks. roasts and chops entered upon the bills Of
fare at our leading hotels and restaurants. and they
vii be prepared 80 artstica.ly to appeal 10 tho
se,se Of beauty a wei 10 the appetite. At first
Of course IN order TO appease the natural prejudces
against anything novel choice VIII be afforded
between the real and artificial; but eventually the
killing OF animals for food VIII be regarded IN al
civilized countries barbdrous. That this is no.
an absurd prediction Is wei assured 10 those who
| have observed what synthetic chemistry has al.
ready done in exactly reproducing mustard. sugar,
butter ice, lemon juice and 1ayorng essences, b.
sides madden, turpentine and many other compounds
| used extensively In commerce"
Father Hea.y. OF Bray. is well known in Ireland
| as one Of the very few members Of the priesthood
| who are opponents OF the Home Rue movement
He has too the ready VII that Is 50 characs rs.
| Nationalist asked His Reverence. What Do you
| think Tim Healy will be in the hrst IRISH parlh:
ment. Father-I.ord Chancellor, Auorney-Genera
sure he'll be a very old man" was the prompt
| reply.-tMunseys Magazine
The worlds tunnels are estimated TO numb.,
II mi
are about 1900 railroad tunnels. 90 canal mnnelA
20 conduit tunnels, and 70 subaqueous tunnels hav.
ing an aggregate length OF about 80 miles, % rlsa
s. miles and miles respectively.
A ISLANDER REFUTED.
Right here II ought 20 be denied
That crueest OF ruilors-
That the star-eyed goddess OF reform
indianapolis Journal
The University OF Lille France. is SAID 70 be the
first Institution OF learning on the Continent to add
a department Of Journalism. Abbe Or. Cooen VIII
read lectures on the great editors OF England ard
Germany. Professor Gaud will lecture on the laws
governing the press and VI. Tavermer, OF the Paris
''Univers." will speak upon the duties OF newsps
per mep and the way a paper is printed
In one of Bosion's suburban c,..ss The church
organs; was called before the Muse COMMITS
I'VE don't doubt" said the spokesman tina: 70.
but. to tell the truth. We thnk-haye though .i
some time along back,that your pieces as re-, 20
syllable,. and seems to us the house Of he Lord
am po eS Won mean e that my selectons are too w.
ic?' asked the amazed organ.si D.. u,.
We'll. yes. that's about II. Now. FOR exampA
that solo Miss sang asst last SUNDAY nlarnns.
way up. then way down-thats the kind OF mi~
We objtc; to in the house Of the so L9!d answered To
ors a thinking back Bat. my dear .slrs, that
Val u.ai awning
what yea Ike is s some soGi o ay I'M dT Va t
fore. we don, feel satisfied with II" ,,,,,
decentralization Register.
II each merchant of San Francisco says The
Commercial News" OF tina, city. had subscribed 70
the Nicaragua Canal when the project was hr't
preached an amount equal 70 what ne Jos, during
the Debs railway instruction the aggregated iuna
would have built the canal. and that being opea
would have reduced the losses by 80 per cent Tho
reduction in freight rates would have covered 'a'
balance and the debt would now be wiped cut.
\ Company Cnar.--visitorThe maid says your
mamma will soon be in. 50 VII wax III ,i I'll.
Won't YOU at down ard talk to me- my niue
man.
Little Man-yes'm: likes TO tax:
oh no, that's TOO uncomioris6s % 06 s Wews a"
That's for visitors. Street n smith 1oou ->e"'
case was tried in soesel Hanover, few days .
ago which IL Of general niercs. 10 Roman Oa"''S'
and Free Masons \ business man oil '"e Wv"
and a member Of the Roman CltAoAc 'H"'e" 40.
been called a Free Mason b. rival The io''ne.
brough, suit for libel against the rival IN '"e Wv"
courts. The head OF the town Cathedral was SUN.
monel as an expert witness and testified as io'o"'
ITO call another a Free Mason per - 'A''H''
defamation OF character. as with he tA~'P >,
Catholics no confession forbds Is to.io"s,s "
become Free Masons. But X Is de.amauo" '
Catholic to be called Free Mason p''.'''
church not only forblds its members 70 Ne f
Mesons but where the membership Is anin''''
is notorious the person Is excluded from the sa.'s
ments other members OF the Church the'e'O'
.ook with suspicion upon Catholic who p'e. ....
10 be "A Free Mason" The Court. ai'er '"''
mony fined the defendant. and ordered MIN I" ~
the costs OF the suit
The man had informed a number o. NJ ,harp.
that he was going down 10 give ne eu i tried 70
dissuade him because they had seen -" s |nouni
who had escaped But It was no use; nT TbsS waited
10 go and they couldn't prevent MN ,,cs 10
across the street however. WIN an an !, ab.ut
receive him when the ca wsI ,,n nntse even his mex.
tie mussed and not Il scratch visible w." "Yes,
said in surprise, he WASH th'r S, VIZ YES dds
and ne wa" Slapped his jaws and walked al over
Come Off; what are you giving us IS.
soSts .wbn, w ne ina iaN ma a with him "N
ing had OF his papers In my PS SS wsf,
Killed. and Tor go week II ! were ~, inJ ard ~
showed /, to him ard then went tor i ILL., 70 sub.
didn't raise n finger" Now is the NM behind
scribe" shouted the crowd. and they a. went
a green shutter-(Press and Printer
This is Frenchmans version OF the iai' =. me
and Eve: Monsieur Adam he wake up" 40 IA
belle demoisclle asip in re garden. 'o' TO she
chance, Bon Jour. Madame IT,. Ma"a ADAM
wake she hole her fan before TO her ia "a zey
put on his eyeglass to admire re tapieauN snnsry.
prom Madame Nv, snr 49,
She sees appel on re arbre. Serpent Sc ,pp,nsIear
sur Parbre--rnakc walk or re tree hor,e 70
,e Serpent say ". viii vous not have 'e,nsuent
peek me some appel? Jais fam ,,,a,, mon