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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Round trip tickets will be sold from all
stations on the Chicago q Eastern Illinois
X. X. on July 5th, August 9TH, Sept. 4th,
Oct. ID, Nov. 9th and Dec. 4th, 1884, at one
fare, to points in Kentucky, Tennessee,
Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia,
North Carolina, South Carolina and Florida.
Tickets good To return for twenty days from
date of sale. Stopover allowed on going or
returning journey. For further particulars
apply TO any c. & E. ]. II. X. agent or CuAs
w. HUMPHREY, northern passenger agent,
10 T.. Third street, St. Paul, Chicago city
ticket office 90 Clark street. or 10 CHARLES
L. STONE, G. 7. & T. A, Chicago, Ill.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Imports Under Free Trade.

Free traders frankly admit thai un-
der the operation of the Wilson bill, if
ii becomes law, importations will be
vastly increased. Now, is IL not plain
that forevery additional dollars worth
of goods imported, the like of which
we can produce here, dollars worth
less of goods viii be manufactured by
our people, or in the exact ratio of i'm
crease there will be decrease of man
ufacturing with less profits for the
manufacturer and less work and
less wages flor the laboring man?
Is it not a present, a pressing
an imperative duty to foster labor
and keep workingmen from idle
ness? The threat of free trade has
brought wider spread suffering than
our country has ever before known; it
has enabled ''Coxeyism" to grow and
spread and stimulated the FEELING of
unrest and disaffection which now
causes all thoughtful men to look with
genuine anxiety to the future
- Democratic conventions have a
strangely general habit of adjourning
this year before acting upon resolu-
tions indorsing the administration
St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
A Great scheme.

81 went to de magician show lars
night" said Rastus. AN de way dat
Teller done TUX dollars out o de ears
oh people what hadn't any dollars
fore dey come was caution. is
gwine recommen' him TO p'sition in
our church. He'd be a Napoleum Bony-
park for tal1in' up de eolleckshuns. -
Harper's Bazaar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
An Outrare on Jus,ire,

There is an innate sense of justice in
human beings which rebels at seeing
one person punished for ahOther's
fault.
little girl who made too much
noise in the early morning in her
mothers sick room was put out into
the hall and soon after a miserable rag
doll. Of which she was very fond, was
tossed out 70 her.
This was the last straw
Snatching up her beloved, and hug
ging il tightly in her arms. with
streaming ewes She sobbed out to her
grandmother:
i wouldn't a tared. but what had
Judy Boston Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Trying an Exnerimanr-

A prominent Houston journalist re
Gently applied for the fifth or sixth
time To a wealthy friend for tenn
porary loan.
Don't you know" was the reply
that it is very painful to be always
lending money!"
mo, didn't know that" replied
The journalist; 81 never did anything
Of the kind in my life, but if you will
ct rue have twenty dollars, I'll lend
some Teller a nickel just to see il
what You say is so."-Alex Sweet, in
Texas Siftinps
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
An Unl5ind Reply.

"Do you know" said Miss Prim to
Miss Giddey, that people are begin
ming to talk about your actions with
Mr. Codling?"
II don't believe it," replied Miss
Giddey. sits all your imagination; and
you forget that you were young your
self once. Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
To Encourace Literaturc.

Miss Blecker-I'm so interested il
our reading club. wasn't at first, bu
l never miss meeting now
Miss Beacon-What are you reading
Miss Bleeker-Well, we're not read
ing anything at present. We're MAX
ing preparations to give a Dance
puelx
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

xy.If Intorn,.d

Teacher-Boy, what is a peninsula?
Boy-A point of land extending into
The water.
Teacher-Goodl What is strait?
Boy-Ace, king, queen, jack and ten
spot.-N. Y. World.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Unpopular Statesmen.

Winkers-Why is it that women al
ways dislike prominent man who i
an old bachelor?
Binlers-B Because they can't say tina
he would never have amounted to any
thing if it had not been for his wife
N " Weekly
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Close.

Wiggins-And do you think that
Skinfint is a miser?
Drump-Miser! Why, that man would
propose to a woman by postal card
Truth
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
As We'll as His Wrongs

even an Injun." said the noble red
man of the forest, preparing to JON IL
the ghost dance. has rites which tht
white man is bound to respect. Chi
cago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
A Barren Field.

Bralxeman-I wonder, while these
train robbers are about it, that they
don't go through the people in the
sleepers.
Conductor - What's the use; they
know the porter has attended to that.
brooklyn Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
The Difference.

Five-year-old Flossie had been bat
Ting with her mother all day. There,
child" said the latter, putting the child
to bed, ''sleep well, and don't be SO
cross when you wake up" Il notice, =
retorted little Flossie, when it's me
you say cross when its you you say
nervous '"-Pearson Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Medical Attention.

There was fight on street in New
York. A crowd gathered around a
PROSTATE man. A kind-hearted gen
tleman examined the wound and said:
"For Heavens sake, send quickly for
a doctor; the man is not quite dead
yetr'-Texas Siftings-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Needless Re-rets.

Boy-Want any stamps?
Stamp Collector docking them overD
You have no stamps that / want, 1
am sorry to say, very sorry.
Boy (generously)-Oh, don't worry
about that, mister. It's all right
Some other fool will buy 'em.-Good
News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
One of Two Reasons.

Mrs. Gradley-I saw young Bingley
on the street to-day. He was drunk;
and you know he hadn't touched a drop
since he promised to reform for Clara
Jenkins sake. That cruel girl has
broken the engagement, or else
Mr.. Gradley-Married him!-Puclx.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Effectually yet gently, when costive OF
bilious or W hen the blood is impure or slug
gish, to permanently cure habitual constipa-
ton. to awaken the kidneys and liver to a
healthy activity, without irritating or weak
ening them. To dispel headaches, colds OF
fevers, use Syrup OF Figs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

AGxEs Creading of the death Of friendl-
slow true Is the saying: Man PR poses
and God dispOses. ," Her Elder Sister tslgli-
| ingi-.sI wish that were more inan hall
| true Agnes-'.Wly. what do you mean
Which half is untruess Her Elder Sister
MAN proposes. Brooklyn Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

'.Mr. Editor" wrote the sonlful
maiden, ''here are some verses l have
written to express my deep grief over
the loss of my pet canary. If you
think they are worthy of publication
please send me two dollars for them"
-Chicaoo Tribune
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

II four and four we're seventeen.
And twi,e three goats a pail Of lard.
II wouldn't make much difference:
This 'rtthmetic d be just as hard
Harp RS Young People
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
NATURALLY.

Haverly-There's only one drawbael
to women practicing medicine. The.
always devote themselves instinetivelI
to one spe lalty.
Austen What speciality is that?
Haverly r Heart trouble. n. Y
World
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

The advertisement of the Great Northern
road in another column is u gem. II IS
brief vet tells The whole story. and typo
graphically is a model. Mr.. Nichols, of
the general passenger agents department,
is credited with the design.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

The Young Doctor-Just think; six
of my patients recovered this week.
The Old Doctor-It's your own fault.
my boy. You spend too much time at
the c1uh-Tife
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
An Impulse of Revenge.

Hobbs-Why didn't you holler to
that man when you saw that piece of
falling scantling was going to give him
thump?
hobbs (grilnly)-He's my dentist
had just finished working on me.-Chi-
cago Record.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
In Proportion TO His Means.

Prospective Guest-What are your
weekly rates?
Hotel Clerk-Twenty dollars for ta-
Die board
Prospective Guest-At that rate I'll
lake y toothpick, please.-Hallo.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Forty-eight pages, six maps, describes
fifty tours, costing from three TO thirty dol
lars. A copy will be sent free, postpaid, &c
any address on receipt of two two-cenl
stamps, by GEORGE ri. DANIELS, General
Passenger Agent, Grand Central Station
New York.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Madam" began the tramp. Il am
a man who has seen better days"
"Theu YOU must be mighty hard TO
suit in the matter of weather" replied
the woman OF the house. shutting the
door in his face.-Chicago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Electric cars to all parts of city. and TO St
Paul, pass the door. Rates. 81. co. s.. so and
$500 per day; suites of rooms with baths,
extra
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

DRoPsY is dread disease, but il has lest
its terrors 10 those who know that II. H
Green * Sons, the Dropsy Specialists o.
Atlanta, Georgia. treat it with such great
success. Write them for pamphlet giving
full information.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Al Good sanerzer.

Mildred believe Jack Scribley is a
member of the Press club.
Millicent-He must be, to judge by
his actions with Mabel in the conserva-
tory last evening. Y. World.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

'.DAH's good deal in mekin' a judicious
chico oh yoh field oh endeavor,n said Uncle
Eben. Industry an perseverance and
gwine ter hep de hand-organ grinder AT
PLAYS in front oh deaf an dumb asylum
Washington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Elderly SO you would like to be-
come my son-in-law?
Staielate-Yes- sir, if On can afford
it-Town Topics.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
The Conundrum.

When burglar asks the conun-
1rum: Where's your money!" il is gen.
orally the wisest plan to give it up. =
Pick-Me-Up.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Soon mid tho rocks upon the shore.
With grief that pierces through you,
You'll hear those echoed words once morot
'Ill he q sister TO you.
-WaShingtou Star
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
sonctI,,nr She xyouId Sion Ar,

81 don't believe that horrid Miss
Bolton would stop at anything"
Bob-Did you ever try her with a
soda fountain?-Inter Ocean.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

GEoRGE-"A Amelia, dear, do you believe
that love is blind e. Amelia-"Yes, George,
darling George-"Then, dear, i do not
see any need Of keeping the gas burning. -
Harvard IampOon
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Small Boy Ito mamma, tucking his
sister in bed)-Tuck in my footses, too
mamma.
Small Sister lseverely(-You mustn'i
say ..footses;'' you must say feet. One
feet is foot, and two footSes is feetI-
Lie.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

sis Droplight studying for the stagep'
ayes, indeed; he can walk twenty miles a
day now."-Inter Ocean.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
A MYSTERY SOLVED.

"Clara, it's the loikes o. them wot
makes so many of us young ladies ole
maids. The fellers gets askeered o
the milliners' an the dressmakers'
bills Life
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Have YOU ever been around tn.
world?'' No = but my arm has"
'Nhat do you mean?" We'll. You are
all the world TO me.r-Harlem Lie
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

''No. GERALDINE; a landscape done in oil
isn't necessarily "a kerOs( elene. Buffalo
CouFipr
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

Mrs. Polticks-Tom, what is the dis
tinction between 'gerrymander" ano
an ''apportionment of political dis
triets?f
Mr.. Polticks-The gerrymander is
always made by the party you don't
belong to.-Chicago Record.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Equal TO the Emergency.

She said: Il cannot kis you. SIR"
While to her cheeks the color flew.
We'll, never MIMI he said TO her:
You just keep stIll and I'll kiss you"
N Y. Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
Two to Fifteen DAYS, Pleasure Tours.

''JoHNNY, add seven apples TO two apples,
and what will you have.'-''COhc, sir. =
Harper's Bazaar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

A THING as insignificant as a banana peel
has caused the downfall of strong men.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
THE E.EAET

A RELIC of lost racc-the empty pocket
book.-Boston Commercial Bulletin.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

HALF-CURED eruptions win return. Eradi-
cate them with Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisl1er Dye, 80 cents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

a BABY always helps 10 make home happy
particularly when the Laby is asleep
Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
When visiting Minneapolis

AFTER all, the difference between a true
hearted girl and a fiirt is only trifiing.-
Troy Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21

1T is only the women who can lawfully
hold up train-N. Y. Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1894-06-21
To Cleanse the System

"BREAKERs ahead, " said the man of the
house when two new servants arrive =
Boston Bulletin
The herald., 1894-12-26

Ludlow. McKeebe and Turner also
played their positions we'll, and Spence
kept his end Up at full. The Los Angeles
team will be greatly strengthened for
the New Years game by tho addition
of Van Lenven and probably Crafts
and Black, the three best men on the
Redlands team. This will enable the
team to give Stanford hard rub.
Yesterdays game was certainly the
best ever seen in Los Angeles. Red
lands put up a strong game, Van Leu
ven doing nearly all their end running
and Crafts the center gaining.
The game Saturday will be fierce
one, as the Stsnfords feel that they must
avenge their defeat OF today. 1t is ex-
pec.ed that 5000 people will witness this
game.
PLAY BEGINS.
Play began at 2:40. Los Angeles hav-
ing won the toss, took the ball, giving
Redlands the south goal with the wind
in their favor. Spence kicked for 80
yards, where the ball was held. Red
lands failing to gain five yards on four
downs. the bali went to Los Angeles.
Wright went around the end for one
yard. Murreta was then sent around
Tue IlRub 0uu lOI HNo vdIus, EUiu&
through the line like a shot. Spence
yard. Los Angeles then lost the ball on
a tumble. the ball then being on the 10.
yard line. Redlands again failed TO
gain the necessary i've yards. and the
ball went to Los Angeles on the fourth
down. Leeds went through tackle for
gain of four yards. Leeds again went
through for two yards. Tho ball was
forced back to the 10-yard line, but
Wright made great plunge through
for five yards, putting the ball on Red
lands fve.yard line with the ball still
in Los Angeles possession. Murrieta
then plunged through and succeeded in
making a touchdown for Los Angeles.
Time, 10 minutes. Spence failed to kick
a goal. Score. 40
BACK TO CENTER.
The ball was then taken back to the
center of the field. and in Redlands'
hands. Crafts took the ball through
for three yards. Van Lsuven made a
great run across the field. but no gain.
Los Angeles got the ball on four downs,
but failed to gain five yards and Red
lands again held the ball. Some quick
work took the ball down to the Los An
geles tve'yard line, where Los Angeles
got possession OF it.
Turner then took the ball back to the
l5-yard line. Los Angeles then lost the
ball on tumble. Spence was laid out
here, but under the influence of DR."
Cooks lemons be quickly recovered.
Robinson made gain of five yards
through tackle. Bucking center gave
them four yards more, when Crafts
ploughed his way through for touch-
down. Time. "a minutes.
Collins kicked goal for Redands
just before the referees 8 whistle sounded
time for the first half. Score, "a.
AFTER A REST.
ten minutes rest put the teams in
good working order again. The bail
was then kicked off by Collins, going
to Los Angeles goal line. The ball
struck Wright, preventing him from
The herald., 1894-12-26

ouuu,. Los Angeles. Los Angeles then
got the ball on four downs. Turner
pushed his way through Redlands'
tackle for three yards. Spence then
kicked for 25 yards, giving Redlsnda the
ball. Robinson then tried right end
running across the field. but was
stopped by Wright, who made another
fine tackle, going through their inter-
ference easily.
CN FOUR DOWNS.
Los Angeles then got the bal! on four
downs. Spence made a 15.yard kick
and Van Sleets pushed his way through
their interference and fell on the bail.
Murrieta made q pretty 10.yards, run
through tackle. Ludlow was hurt, but
resumed play after DR.. Cook worked
with him few moments. Wright fol-
lowed McKeebe, Van Sleets and Turner
through center for six yards. These
three seemed simply irresistible when
thev started, but stumble sent them
all in a heap. Then a quarter back kick,
play used in the eastern teams this
year, resulted in the loss of yard to
Los Angeles.
SPENCE KICKED THE BALL.
Spence kicked the ball to tie one
yard line. where Haskins tackled Crafts.
who claimed he had made a fair catch,
and pushed him over the line. The Los
Angeles adherents went wild at this,
thinking it pneant two more points for
Los Angeles, but the referee. StD chfield,
allowed Redlands' claim of foul tackle
and sent Los Angeles back Is yards and
instead OF forcing Redlands to make a
free kick, allowed them to down the
ball. This decision caused great deal
OF comment among the spectators who
claimed Los Angeles was entitled to TWO
points. Van Leuvens then made five
yards around the end but lost the
ball to Los Angeles, Murreta then
gained five yards through tackle.
Wright tried the end but wGs forced
back three yards.
Mcintosh was laid mp for repairs but
the club surgeon had him up in few
minutes. A quarter back kicl; gained
five yards for Los Angeles. Murieta
then gained two wards. Los Angelica
lost the ball to Redlands ON fun BILE
and it was carried back to the center of
the field where it remained until the
referees whistle announced time.
The herald., 1894-12-26

ford could never have ecored many
points, because OF her weak offensive
play. The second half showed plainly
What can be done by a scoring team
wien there is q weakness in the defense.
Chicago simply ran away With Stanford
IN the second half, becaues there was
not that unanimlty and recklessness in
the Stanford defense which marked the
first half.
Aiter the frst touchdown was made
by Chicago there was noticeable let
up IN the work OF some of Stanford's
players, showing they had lost courage.
do NOT cay that Stanford did not play
an uphill game, for her defense in the
aecond hall was at times as good as any
IN the fret ball, but it lacked unaninity.
This gave Chicago opportunities for
magnificent star runs; aud Chicago
avaiied herself Of all these chances.
CHICAGO PLAYED A HARDER GAME.
while thus criticize Stanford in the
second half, l cay nothing concerning
the work of the Chicago team yet there
vas ma1itsstly different spirit shown
by the Chicago team from the beginning
Of their play in the second half. The
inter mission was we'll employed in in
and determination. and in giving the
bows ginger. as it were.
The Chicagos played a much harder
game, both offensive and defensive, in
the second half. The interference was
much better directed and it was quicker
and more fierce. This OF course had its
effect on the Stanfords, causing them to
lose spirit. Chicago PLAYED faster than
Stanford, which helped them when oar
rying the ball. in that the Stanford men
were not in a pusition TO check the play.
STANFORD ee team did excellent
work. The loss of touchdown in the
frat half reused the Chicagos to greater
effort and fred their blood. For this
reason the Chicago team proved the
vietors in this great contest"
Captain Downing OF the Stanford team
accounted Tor the defeat of his players
III this way:
MY man have been taking things too
easily since the big intercollegiate game,
end showed up id much poorer cOndi-
ton than | expected. | ex expected q
much better game than they put up.
They seemed to have forgotten much
The Chicago men found out during the
first half that we could not hold together
and then they hurried US. We were uRa
fortunate, too, in having to change our
line several times owing to the injury of
some of our best men, and then luck
seemed against US all through. With
my men in fairly good condition / am
confident / could beat the visitors out"