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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10
/" GUERRlAL DOLORo
mo MAS REUMAl
mo MAS DOLORES DE CABEzA
mo MAS CATARROSI


NO MAS DOLORES DE CABEzAl
mo MAS CATARROSl
A Z G o IT o L a DO GIN DIANOn
de Jauregui y Rios Farmac6uticos. Arecibo PR.
-E7 AIcobolado Indiana es un t6nico deEcioso
para 81 banjo = el tocador q. recomendamos las
.personas de buen gusto especialmente las da-
mas. "El Alcogolado indiana" no roconoce rival
para combatir los dolores reumaticos, de cabeza
de muelas, jaquecas neuralgias catarros fluxio.
nes. GEL Alcoholado Indiana" es un reactivo po-
deroso que fortalece la musculatura en- los nihos
y las personas delicada "El AIcohoIado Indiana"
usado tempo es un efcaz preservativo para
evltar las malas consecuencias de un aire de
unas loviznas, de Ia humedad, de una travesfa
de un viaje fatigoso y de las mordeduras de in
sectos ponzonosos. De venta en- Ia principales
Farmacias de la Isla. Dep6sito en- San Juan; Su-
cesores de Blanco. Los pedidos al por mayor, Sc
flores Jauregui Rios. FarmacGuticos, Pavfa 8
Arecibo, Pto.-Rico.
Agente general para Cuba Pto.-Rico,
DON MATEO FRONTERAS. 1872
Longaniza de Vich legftima Tabacos de Co
merfo diferentes vitolas, Aqua de Mondariz san
rGUGE para las afeccsoneS del Est6nsGgO Pasta Ita
Llama, para sopa Non plus ultra, El genuine v
leg1timo vino de "San Rafael", Jamones galle-
gos superiores, Bizeochos para Champaha, Espi.
nacas al Natural, Bombones de Chocolate Extra,
Chocolate "Mennier', Champana "Veuve "Cic.
quotd", Chocolate Juncosa. Acaban de recibir
ofrecen, Cerecedo Hermanos y Compahia 30
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

f9 ~Estados quincenales de matrimonios
para los Juzgados Municipales, Sc venden en- eata
imprenta Z ST so 81 100. No Sc sirven pedidos
que no Yengan acompanados del importe lO-2
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Ha sido destinado a la Capitanfa del puerto
de Humscao, don Jose Galiana que satisfaction
del vecindario de Aguadilla, desempenaba la del
puerto de esa Villa
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Uno de los pobres ninos que Sc quem6 ano-
che en- la Marina que muri6 esta manana, de
cuyo suceso damos cuenta On otro lugar, Sc la
maba Ramon Rivera. Fu6 enterrado hoy.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Ri farmacGutico nuestro amigo 81 senior Dau-
bon, faciit6 en Ia tarde de anteayer los primeros
auxilios los asiaticos lesionados On la rifa
con Ayala, de que dimos conocimiento aver.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Guillermo Diaz vecino de Gurabo, Sc ha
presentado On queja 81 Gobernador, por hab9rse
le repart1do por ell Ayrntamiento de su domiei1io
diez pesos de subsidio y ounce de gastos muni
cipal careciando de nroniedad
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Procedente de Vega-baja fonde en- ell puer-
to de esta Capital la goIeta cana Maria" condu.
ciendo "a bocoyes y 100 sacos de az6car
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Ha tenido la atenci6n de despedirse de nos.
otros ell senor don Pedro Ventura Julia, distin.
guido artista, que Sc dirige i la Isla, Deseamos-
le toda clase de satisfaccionee
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Els incierta Ia noticia del fallecimiento de
uno de los chinos heridos antes de aver en- Ia CO.
lie de Tetuan, fonda "La Cangrejera !" Ambos,
nos dicen Sc encuentran meior de sus heridas.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10
Ilas senoras oue nadezcan :

Las se1oras que padezcan de tbarros, man
chas espinillas NAL color deben usar la Loci6n
Monies, con ella Ell cdtis recobra su lozania
frescura No hay DANA elegsnte que no tenga
en- su tocador la perfumada Loci6n Monies La
vende ell senior Guillermety.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10
DE CAFE
CICmINAE A ITOOII

Esta secadora la sencila, Ia mas econ0
mica mas barata que ha ofrecido al ptblco. Los
seores hacendados que deseen aprovecharse de esta
maquina para la proxima cosecha, deben resolverlo
con tempo para que puedan tenerla aqui oportlna-
mente para installation. Para infores precios di
rigirse D. r. P. Hooking, Ingenero AIayaguez l5ll
TABACO EN- RAMA DEL PALS
Tienen constante existencia en- ell almacen los Be-
hores Llaneza Hermanos cale de la FOrtaleza Mum l9
72-22
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Recortamos de La PatrtG de Santiago de
Cuba: Por d, vapor correo "Reina Maria Girls
tina que parti6 el 20 para Ia Peninsula, Sc re-
mitieron por Ia Secretaria de Gobierno de la, Au.
diencia de Ia Habana, 81 Ministerio dc Ultra
pide % Il coneeda aptorizaci6n para pgoceder &
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10


mGsica del battalion de Colon:
10 Pasodoble "Bocaccio", supp9.-2.o Ma.
zurka ola Zezsrina", Ganne-3O Obertura ePa
ragrafh 3.'", Supp6-4,O Fantasia opera "Fati-
-nitza', Supp6.-5.o Gran marcha al Principe
Victor Alberto, Tambert,-6.o Zarzuela "Certa-
men NacionaP', Nieto.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10
Sc alQuiIa

En- Puerta de TERRA, frente Barracones
una hermosa casa, grande, c6moda recien
construida Informaran en- Ia Farmacia de Blan-
CO. San Francisco nGmero 54 6-6
AGRIMENSORES Dom Dom HR%io HannsI pBdis RGIsnd b1
villa, Ge6metras, ofrecen los servicios de su pro-
fesi6n en- su residencia de Vega-bajs SIS
CONSEJO A LAS MADRES.-El Jarabe Calmante de
la sehora Winslow debera usarse sempre cuando los
nhos padecen de la dentcion Proporciona aliyio In
mediate al pequeho paciente; produce suefo tran
qulo natural alivando todo dolor el ange-
Ito rsueno fehz. Els muy agradable al paladar Ali
via al pequehueo ablanda las encas cama todo dolOr
cido para diarreas Ocasionada por Ia dentcion otra
causa.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10
FRlNCISCO R. DE GOBNAGI
MEDICO-CIRUJANO

MEDICO-CIRUJANO
DEL AsILo DE BENETIoENCIA MANIcoMIo
Ofrece sus servicios al pdbico, calle de San
ndmero 30. Isl ,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

A las personas de Cayey que quieran guar
dar bien su dinero le recomendamos don Asun
ci6n Cardenas. Desde Octubre de 1892, nos
ostS guardando & nosotros S2l-72. 3-5
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

suplcamos don Fernando PasoHal EHpSv
sito. del puesto de Ia Guardia Civil de Fajardo,
So sirva mandar recoier los impresc que dei6 or
denados en- esta tipograffa, abonando su importe
Anoche cuando estaba va muy adelantada
nuestra edici6n, IS descompuso Ia prensa en- que
Sc imprime LA CORRESPONDENCE siendo indtiles
todos nuestros esfuerzos por componerla antes de
que empezara Ia de hoy. va uno de los correos
estaha despachado, motive que nos impidi6 dedu
cir entire todos los paquetes unos ochocien-
tos ejemplares que han faltado por editarse para
nuestro servicio de venta suseriptorea. Este
desagradable suceso, que no pudimos prever nj
remediar, nos ha impeddo enviar los paquetes
de Hanacao, Guayama, Cayey Caguas algu-
editamos para Ia Capital, agotaron antes de
las nueve de Ia noche Lo sentlmos muchfsimo
pro no nos ha sido possible remediarlo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Dice I'm colega cubano:-"En Verviers, clu-
dad de BGlgica Sc ha celebrado el matrimonlo de
la senorita Isabel Kuneicle un austriaco, dl-
rector de una companfa dramatics. La novla
habia perdido ambos brazos consecuencia de I'm
accidente de ferrocarril hace algunos amos; de
modo que ell enamorado empresario, en- vez de la
mano tuvo que pedirle su blanco pie. Firm6 ella
el contrato matrimonial con una hermosa letra
inglesa hecha con ell pie derecho; despu9s de la
ceremonial religiosa, ell afortunado esposo le puso
e anillo nupcal en- ell cuarto dedo del pie izquier-
do. Uno de los testigos cuenta que no hay cosa
el peri6dico que copiamos 81 la recien cssada ma
neja tambi6n con los pies ell cuchillo e tenedor;
es presumible que asi sea; pero convengamos en-
que debe hacer en- la mesa fgura muy rara.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

V5et DeG0y Sue e9oAgs s AgsfS De dso sods Case
de comisiones sirve de guia interprete Ia gran
Capital de Francia. Die 1894.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10

Tenemos en- esta redacci6n buen ndmero de
los nombres de las pobres mujeres y nifas icon
relaci6n de los ndmeros de las casas en- que rel
denl de las que han venido quejarse de los
atropellos de que son vfctimss en- 81 patio de la
Diputaci6n los dias que reparten los billetes
de Ia Loteris, de que hablamos en- otro lugar.
Estss infelices creian que 81 en- unos sorteos So
daba preferencia para la venta de billetes hom-
bres robustos que pod{an ocuparse dc otrs cose,
algunas veces deberla tocsrles turno elias, mu-
ieres nifas desvaldas.,...
Aconseiamos al senior Gobernador, al Alcal-
de al vice-presidente de la Comisi6n provincial
manden persona de su confsnza los dias de re-
partimiento de billetes para 81 ciertos los
escandalos des6rdenes que SO denuncHn ASi
SO dictarian med;das que los evitasen.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-04-10
HMONES

Gallegos suporiores de todos tamsfios, Sc
acaban de recibir en- el establecimiento de don
Jose Caldas Campillo, Tetuan esquina Tanca y
SO venden muy baratos Cd
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23

ANY OF THE EARLIER STAGES
of Consumption can be cured. It's
q matter Of evidence-strong enough
and complete enough to warrant the
makers Of DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery in promising this:
If it's taken in time and given a
fair trial, they'll refund the money
in any case where their medicine
fails to benefit or cure.
But it's medicine that doesn't
fail; it goes to the root of the
trouble. Consumption is developed
through the blood, and must be
cured in the same way. It's scrof-
ulous affection of the lungs-a blood
faint. And the surest remedy for
Scrofula in all its forms, the most
potent blood-cleanser, strength-re-
storer, and fesh-builder known to
medical science, is the "Golden
Medical Discovery" 1t cures Scrof-
ula; it cures Consumption; it cures
all Bronchial, Throat, and Lung af-
fections, Asthma, Weak Lungs,
Severe Lingering Coughs, and kin
bred ailments-th through the blood.
And if there's no help, there's
NO pay. :.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23
In Bohemia.


I'd rather live in Bohemia than any other land,
For only there are the values true,
And the laurels gathered in all mems view;
The prizes of traffic and state are won
By shrewdness of force or by deeds undone.
But fame Is sweeter without the feud,
And the wise Of Bohemia are never shrewd.
Here pilgrims stream, with faith sublime,
From every class and cline and time,
Aspiring only to be enrolled
With the names that are writ in the book Of
gold,
And each one bears in mind or hand
A palm Of the dear Bohemia land.
A scholar first with his book-a youth
Aflame with the glory of harvested truth,
A girl with q picture, a man with play,
A boy with q wolf he has modelled in clay,
A smith with marvellous hilt and sword,
player, king, q plowman, a lord
And the player is king when the door Is passed,
The plowman is crowned, and the lord is last!
I'd rather fail In Bohemia than win in another
land.
There are no titles inherited there,
No hoard or hope for the brainless heir,
No gilded dullard native born
To stare at his fellow with leaden scorn.
Bohemia has none but adopted sons;
Its limits, whore fancy's bright stream runs;
Its honors, not garnered for thrift or trade,
But for truth and beauty mems souls have
made.
To the empty heart in jeweled breast
There is value maybe in a purchased crest;
But the thirsty of soul soon learn to know
The moistless froth of the social shows
The vulgar sham of the pompous feast,
Where the heaviest purse is the highest priest
The organized charity scrimped and iced,
In the name Of a cautious, statistical Christi
The smile restrained. the respectable cant,
When friend In need Is friend in want:
When the only aim is to keep afloat
And brother may drown with cry In his
throat.
Oh, long for glow of kindly heart,
And the grasp Of q friendly hand,
And I'd rather live In Bohemia than in any
other land.
John BOYLE O'Reilly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of
St. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called O-ga-p-ho-ge.
1t is probably the Oldest civilized com
lnunity in the United States and the most
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au-
gustin, Fla, were first foun led. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated a
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport, Mo-, gave it a
world wide fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANITARIUM.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the q.
s. weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude of
7,015 feet, and latitude, about the Seth
degree north, that gives it a peculiar ad-
vantage as sanitarium. The elevation
tempers the summer heats, which natural
iy should be about that of Memphis,
Tenn. or Bakersfield. Cal. and ita south-
ern situation reduces the rigors of winter,
As an illustration, during the winter of
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza we're only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions did
not exceed half dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work,
and no one in Santa Fe can be accused of
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as great
physician expressed it. The rare, ozon-
ated air permeatee every cell of the lungs,
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs.
Symington aud Harroun, who have prac-
ticed in Santa Fe for over twenty years,
report that they have only found two
,ases among the native people of con-
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. 8. weather observation Office
has been stationed here for twenty years,
and the following statistical data tells
better than words how even and mild ia
The climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
hummer heat and the winter cold the fol-
lowing tables show most equable and
delightful Temperatures:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23
Philosophy From Foggy Bottom.
Err man dat kin tell weather he's tire

Philosophy From F0ggy Bottom.
Err man dat kin tell weather he's tired
er jes' lazy has judicial qualifications dat
fits him nacherly fur de supreme
bench.
When er man COS round asking fob adj
vice, de chances is about seventeen ter
three dat he's jest trying ter put off git
ting down ter business.
De school dat you larns in makes q
heap OBJ difference. No good comes OBJ
teaching er boy his rifmetio FUN a policy
slip.
En- big glass di'mun' shirt stud aim got
no magnifying powers. HITS effect am
ter make de man dat stands behind it
look mighty small.
Some men finds hit mighty hahd ter
think sense and talk politics simultaneously.
Don't glib to much attention ter fancy
accomplishments. Err man gifts erhead
much faster by plain walking dan he kin
by turning somersaults.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23
THAT WIFE OF HIS.
When She Got Down to French That Set
tied 1t,

When She Got Down to French That Set
tied 1t.
He came into the Office of one of our lead.
ing attorneys, and plunged dejectedly down
into a chair.
Say" he began, "are you tiptop law
yerP Never fail in a case?"
II try to be-" was the lawyers modest
reply. "What can l do for your"
II want to get divorce"
Have you sufficient reasons for separa.
tions"
"You Just bet have"
swell, kindly tell me your troubles and
will let you have my opinion"
Five years ago married country girl
because thought I'd get sensible one.
Got that DOWN."
"Yes."
swell, things went nicely for two years,
then came the rub"
"Yes.n
1.-THE first thing she did was to 20 and
buy lot Of lovesick novels to find out how
society in London was carried on"
"Yes."
II didn't mind that, but after she had
nosed around a bit she began to get hel
highfalutin ideas"
YES"
well, she commenced with maxim me
get two servants. Then she made us have
breakfast off the mantelpiece-that is, gel
up an help yourself"
"Yes."
"Then she made me belong to three of
four clubs an made it hot for me if came
home earlier than o'clock. Got that!"
"Yes."
Next, she made the servants call het
my lady. But she capped the climax by
sayin one day that she was sufferin from
enwe. l went to q doctor, an asked him
what the deuce that was, an he told me IL
was French for that tired feeling. That
settled it. From then on it was enwe, an
enter nong, an bullying, an soloong, an
parley VOC, an-well then she went in for
music. She called Wagner 'Vogner,' List
'Leest, and ended the whole business by
calling me her charmangte. Say, don't you
think you could fix it up right off, before
she takes to runnin around with Italian
singers an running for school commits
sioner."
The lawyer smiled sad smile.
Pm afraid you can't get a divorce on
these things. Will you pay your $40 for
my opinion now, or shall send in my
bill?"
And the other took out 10 silver circles,
and went over to the police station and
asked for nights lodging.-Syracuse
Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23
Brace the Nerves.

Sedatives and opiates won't do it,
These nertines do not make the nerves
strong, and failing to do this fall short of
producing the essential of their quietude
-vigor. And while in extreme cases
and these only of nervous irritation
such drugs may be advisable, their fire.
quent use is highly prejudicial to the
delicate organism Upon which they act,
and in order TO renew their quieting
effect increased and dangerous doses
eventually become necessary. Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters is an efficient substitute
for such pernicious drugs. It quiets the
nerves by bracing, toning, strengthening
them. The connection between weakness
of the nervous system and that of the
organs of digestion is strong and sym
pathetic link. The Bitters, by imparting
a healthful impulse to digestive and as
Stimulating functions, promotes through
out tho whole system a vigor IN wnicn Jns
nerves come in for large share. Use
the Bitters in malaria, constipation, bill
ious and kidney trouble.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23

The cooling draft your fancy craved
Slips tasteless down your eager throaG
The singer over whom You raved
Gives out hoarse and raucous note;
The pire, to have which you would fret,
Tastes bitter to your palate still;
The kiss you hungercd 60 to get
Gave you no fascinating thrill:
The moments which seemed best to you
When realized seemed all loo tame
And the happiest hours you ever knew
Were tho hours that never came.
Chicago News-R Record
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23
MONTE. x.As
MEAN.
MONTH.

There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
or need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and infammations defiance. In cases of
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico rate is only 3 in 1000.
This is the lowest known record, and It
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent of consumptives 10 daily aug
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than the territorial average.
In New England the consumptive death
rate is % out of every 1000 of the CON-
munity; in Minnesota it is IA, and
throughout tho southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi
gan and Minnesota, aud the winter
TEN perature of southern Illinois, Indiana
and Tennessee. This, however, is only as
shown by tho thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude fills one
with vivacity and health, and so strong is
the influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclimation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself is a
great boon. Cases are ON record of in
crease in the chest measure of immi-
grants here of from four to seven inches.
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. 1t is at the entrance
Of a splendid canon, Astounding in natural
curiosities. 1t is also the gateway of the
Pecos National park, whore fish aud game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places Of pic-
turesq ne and Of historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal
ace, first erected shortly after zoos, from
which the Spanish viceroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
dates from about 17l6; but it is full of
interest, as every room is consecrated by
the memory Of thrilling events. In this
building Gen. Lew Wallace wrote his
famous Ben Hur.
The chapel of San Miguel, was built In
1890 and still stands. By its side is ths
oldest house In the United States. The
wallis Of the old cathedral date from 1922,
but tho rest Of tho structure b of more
modern date. Within convenient dis
tances are the Indian pueblos OF Tesuqus
and Nambe; in side canon Of ths Santa
Fe are the delightful Aztec springs, while
about nine miles up the main water
course is Monument rock. The road
thither is one of surpassing loveliness.
To the south of town 10 Aqua Fria, and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
BY Tiffany the finest In the world; and
beyond the Rio Grande are the San Ilde-
fonso Pueblo and the curious clih dwell
lings.
Other points Of interest to the tourists
are: The Historical society's rooms; the
"aarita," the military quarters, chapel
Md cemetery Of 0ur Lady Of the Rssasyi
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23
Why She Was Tired.

"You look tired, my DEAR" said Mr.. New
lywed to his wife, who is vassar graduate.
II am tired. l heard you say you liked
broiled rabbit, so went to the market and
got one. l intended to surprise you with
broiled rabbit for dinner, but have been
trying to pick it all the morning, and ]
haven't got it more than half picked yet. "
Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-02-23
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING, STARS.
A Girl's Opinion Of Boys.

A little girl wrote the following COM
position: Boys are men that have not got
as big as their papas, and girls are young
women that will be young ladies by and
by. Man was made before women. When
God looked at Adam, he said to him
self: Well, I guess I can do better if l
try again, and then he made Eve. God
liked Eve 80 much better than Adam that
there have been more woman than men
ever since. Boys are trouble. They
are wearing on everything but soap. If
I had my way, half the boys in the world
would be little girls, and the rest would
be little dolls. My papa is so nice that
I guess he must have been little girl
when he was little boy.
-Arthu "a Hono