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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19

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Parker, Co. printing ..... ...... 81. .lA 8
Aw rslkinston tw N Knox. Jr, deputy
clerk quar- salary ..... 49,. 49,. 800 O
Ernest Smith serving notices ............ 7
IN Wann, assessor aud collector ......... y y
Nicholas II Lamb wood -. ........... 90 o.
Ready constable fees ..... ....... .. II &
James Woodward. just fees ............ 70 X
u Gar6er. p j., salary &c .... .,......il7 o.
J Seeley constable fees .... ...... ) N
Il Robbins, just. fees s2l. allowed !. 49,. 10 u
J IL Hunt, asst. sch. exam ... ..... ..... II 0t
| II Steinke, mdse e.. ... . ............ = 0,
August Schroeder stock inspector =. Is ot
| All Hoe, labor ..-.. ..... .... ..... 10 OF
Ernest Smith, saving wood .....,.,.... Is OF
Gregory' boa boarding prisoners '''' 20 20 0S O.
J W Bonebrake. just fees, si2, allowed " 80 oC
The Board here adjourned until
tomorrow at 8 a. m.
Attest, A. w. TALKINGToN,
By w. N. KNOX, JR., Clerk.
Dep'ty.
FOURTH DAY.
| Thursday, a. NJ. October IL, A.
D. 1894.
The Board met pursuant to ad-
journment. Present same as yes
terday.
The Board having visited the
Poor Farm, report that they find
the same in good condition and
well kept, and it is hereby ordered
that a parcel of ground in the ex-
treme North East corner of the
said Poor Farm rods by 10 rods
be and the same is hereby set apart
as burial ground for the County
Poor and the same is to be fenced
at once by the present occupant of
said Poor Farm.
From the quarterly Reports of
the Auditor and Treasurer there
appears surplus of $537.59 more
than is needed to reduce the out
standing warrant Indebtedness in
the Redemption (Old GeneraD
Fund.
1t is hereby ordered that the
Treasurer and Auditor transfer the
said surplus of S537.5 SO to the Cur
rent Expense Fund and that here
after no money be apportioned to
said Redemption Fund.
Whereas, from a report filed here
in by the County Treasurer it APP
pears that during the year 1892, to-
wit: At the April 1892 session of
the Board (Vol. 4 of Co. CONS
Records page 21O warrant was
issued to cover a deficit of 1895. so
in the Assessors Account for 1891
caused by the illegal action of the
State Board of Equalization in re-
ducing the assessment on cattle and
Whereas the said warrant has
been held by the Treasurer as cash
since then,
1t is hereby ordered that the said
warrant (Which is No. 1874 of April
1892 for S395.S0 and of the Cur
rent Expense Fund Issue) be can
celed and the Current Expense
Fund Acct. charged with this
amount.
Whereas an order was heretofore;
to-wit On July 13, 1894. in Regu-
lar Session, made by the Board re-
quiring the supervisor of Road Dist
No 5 to open by January 1st 1895
the Road petitioned for by Thos.
Pearson ct al in the year 1888 and
whereas the Board have reconsid-
cred their action therein, the order
of the Board is "That said Order
made at the July 1894 session here
inbeforc referred to, be and the
same is hereby rescinded and the
clerk of this Board ordered to mott
fly the Supervisor of said Road Dist
No 5 in accordance herewith not
to open said road.
The following Bills allowed and
warrants ordered drawn on the
Scaln Fund
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19

True Indebtedness. ........ 81, ,5s3 IL
The foregoing statement of the
Indebtedness of the county is here
by approved.
The following county warrants
are hereby ordered paid, the 90
days in which the law requires
same shall be presented to treasur-
er having expired;
No. 4; Genl Road Fund series (Rd d. ls) 1892
no. -, fRd d. - 1891
:, The following bills allowed on the General
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19
The Dem Ocrdtic Ticket.

Governor, f A Stevenson,
Lieut.. Gov. John B Thatcher
Treasurer, James III Bush.
Auditor, - James Stoddard
Supreme Judge, = j G Elder.
Congressman, James M Ballentine.
Secretary of state, = j r Hall.
Attorney general, w T Reeves.
Superintendent of schools, - j w
Faris.
Judge, Second Judicial District,
S S Denning, of Genesee.
District Attorney, Second Judicial
District, Clay McNamee, of Mos
cow.
Joint Senator, Idaho and Nez Perez
counties, A F Parker.
Joint Representative, Idaho and
Nez Perce counties, X. w. White.
Representative Phil Cleary.
Auditor A w Talkington.
Assessor j. d. Hendren
Sheriff Cyrus Overman.
Treasurer w III Sebastian.
Probate Judge John Bower.
Surveyor - j W Evans.
Coroner j w Turner.
County Commissioners.
1st. Dist. Thos. Surridge.
2nd. /" J b FOrsman.
3rd. d" j A Czizek.
Grangeville Precinct Officersr
Justices of the Peace, Levi Magee.
John A. Hanson.
Constable, Flank ID. Vansise.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19
Pioneer SaW--Mill.
Rough and Planed Lumber of all
Kinds constantly on hand and
Sawed to Order.
The Pioneer saw-Mill is located on Three Nils
Greek, two miles south Of
Grangevil1e, fdahe.
Orders left with Vollmer & Scott, or addressed
to me through the mail will receive
prompt attention.
G. F. BROWN, Proprietor.
Notice of Application for Pardon.

10 ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Notice is horeby given that the undersigned.
Harry II. Sehieler. will apply to the Board al
Pardons of the State OF Idaho at Boise City AZ
their next regular session, at to-wit their ian
uary session the same being the first Wednes-
day OF said month Of January, 1926 TO be psr-
doned of his crimes and restored to liberty
and citizenship.
District Court of the Second Judicial DIstrict
of the State Of Idaho, in and for the County Of
Idaho. for the year 1898. convicted of the cfime
shooting and killing Of John s. Wilson In said
Idaho county; and was sentenced to be i'm
prisoned in the penitentiary of the State OF
Idaho for the term of eight years. =
Dated this IL day OF October. 1894,
HARRr II. ScHIELun,
2W Applicant
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19

WANTED.-Idaho county war
rants. BANK OF CAMAs PRAIRIE,
Grangeville, Idaho.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19

Fresh stock Of lemons at Magee's,
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19
Candidates Ball I!
OPERA HOUSE,

Grangevil1e, Idaho.
FRIDAY. OCTOBER, 10, 1894.
COMMITTEE or ARRANGEMENT.
W. Talkington. C. s. Gregory, N. 8. Martin
J. g. Rowton, +. l.. Parker, Thos SurriAue
Phil Cleary w. ii. Sebastian. f. X. Pearson,
J.W. Evans.
RECEPTION COMMITTEE.
J. W. Shannon, A. +. Parker, w, Z. Graham,
Cyrus overman, H. Kolb, Il. NJ. Henley, X.
W White. j. W. Tur ner, Jay A. Czizek, w. w,
Blackburn, j. ID. Hendren, W. g. Clarke.
John Bower. J. X. Vincent.
FLOOR MANAGERS.
W. Steinheiser, Ii. Wax, II. W. Cone, 2. D. Van
sise.
Music by Prof. A. D. Greene's
String Band.
GRAND MARCH AT . p. ar.
n~sUPPeR At JERSEY HOUSE.
TICKETS, Including Supper, Sa.so.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19

Job printing at FREE PRESS Office.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19

Balance In Funds brought down, oO72 30
warrant lnde btedness DIS Al
Balance IN Funds, (deducted) 2.O72 30
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1894-10-19

voZ W
II Wann. per cent coll spl dist No /, ordered
paid. sOc mot included in Quar- billsl.
The following bills allowed on General Road
The record-union., 1894-11-20
NotarIes Public.

Governor Markham has appointed and
the following Notaries
Public: A. II. Bar, Callahan's, Siskiyou
County; Thomas Gilbert, Los Angeles.
The record-union., 1894-11-20
ILL-TIMED CRITICISM.
Persons Who Complained of the Late
Election Returns.

Persons Who Complained of the Late
Election Returns.
The day after the recent general election
some thoughtless persons criticised the
daily papers because they did not give all
the figures of the election returns.
In other words, they expected the
RECORD UNIONS employees 70 accomplish
in a few hours what it has taken the
Board of Supervisors and four expert
clerks, working nine hours a day, to DO
in just one week.
AS matter of fact, although the re-
turns were not complete, nearly as much
work had to be done in this Office be-
tween midnight on the night of the cleo
ton and ) o clock the next morning. Par
tial returns from some fifty of the sixty
six precincts in the county had to be
copied into tables and the individual re-
turns ali added up III order to arrive at
the totals published that morning.
This work involved the making of a
solid table Of figures several feet square
before any additions could be made at all
and yet, with the exception of two in
stances in which the vote was very close
zone was tie), the public learned from
the RECORD on the morning after
election who were the successful caudi-
dates on the county ticket.
Yet among the complaints referred to
was one by the publishers of newspaper
which made no attempt to gather or com.
pile the mass OF figures embraced in the
precinct returns.
There were upward of one hundred anC
twenty persons voted for in sixty-siX pre-
cincts III this county, making about SOU
entries of from two to three figures in
each. And nearly all this work was don,
in the RECoRD-U MON Office between
midnight and 3 O'Clock in the morning.
The record-union., 1894-11-20

A new ELECTION FOR SUPERVISOR.
1t VIII Be Called To-Day By the
Supervisors.
Anyone May Run in the First District
Completion of the Official
Returns.

Yesterday the Supervisors and their
quartet of competent clerks, A. Helms,
Bert Kidder, Ed J. Kay and II. c. Bryan,
completed the additions of the precinct
vote cast at the late election, and the en-
tire list of candidates, with the total vote
received by each, is given below, includ-
ing all the township officers throughout
the county.
II is expected that to-day the Super
visors will order another election for SUI
pervisor in the First District. where Du-
gald ellis and John T. brennan ran a
dead heat for the place.
It is reported that the Central Commit
tee Of the Peoples party has decided to
ask for a recount of the ballots cast for
Assessor.
To-day the Supervisors will announce
in what sums the oflicers-elect will be re-
quired to give bonds for the faithful dis
charge OF the duties of their offices.
The record-union., 1894-11-20

DIED.
CARROLI-In this city, November 10th,
James Carroll Il native of County Tyrone
ireland, aged 20 years. st. Louis Mo-, and
Jackson, Amador County, Cal, papers
please copy
Hy-Fufierai will take place Wednesday,
November 21st. at 8 a. NJ, from the Cathe-
dral Interment private.
NoK ES-At Oak Park, November 18th, Ann
Nokes, native of Wales, aged 90 years, 10
months and la days
aD-Friends and acquaintance are respect
fully invited 10 attend the funeral this Tues
dayl morning, at 1890 O'Clock, from the
Oak Park Chapel. Interment City Cemetery.
The record-union., 1894-11-20

When Baby was SICK, we gave her Castorfa.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria
Wher she had Chi.ren, she gave them Castoria
The record-union., 1894-11-20
BORN.

MARRIED ladies try SECURE. Take no
substitute. See general notice column. :
The record-union., 1894-11-20

TwENTY-THREE cases of ammonia
poisoning in a single year is n dismal
record. Ammonia is used freely TO adult
terate certain baking powders. 80 trace
OF ammonia or other adulterant in DR..
Prices, ''the most perfect made.''
The record-union., 1894-11-20

Try McMorry's Teas. They are the
best in the market. 81 NJ street.
The record-union., 1894-11-20

The City Board of Trustees met last
night in regular weekly session, Trus-
tees Lawton. Wachhorst, Kent. Davis,
Bragg, Devine. Tozer, Leonard and PEN
nish being present.
The President called Trustee Bragg to
the chair while the minutes were read.
The following messages from the Mayor
were read:
The record-union., 1894-11-20
Cut Prices in Millinery Department.

75c White Chicago Sailors, stiff cloth
brim, satin crown, finished with wide
band Of silk ribbon and bow, price 35c.
Also, same with velvet crown, at the Red
House Company.
The record-union., 1894-11-20
commissioner OF Deeds.

Governor Markh ham has appointed
julius krame Commissioner of Deeds,
o reside in New York City.
The record-union., 1894-11-20
DIED.

DEUITT-In this city, November 18th, {
the wife of Frank Dewitt, a son.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-11-18
Stripley's and Cousen's shoes at less than cost at Ca heen's Monday.
NEGRO DEMOCRATS

INDULGE IN SHORT TALKS AND 1NDoRsE
 WARNoCK FOR MAYOR.
 A meeting of colored citizens was held in Claiborne hall last night, over which T. W. Owens presided.
 Speeches were made by T. W. Owens, T. N. Dale and - Harrison, after which a sent resolutions. They returned and re- ported set of resolutions indorsing MT. Warnock and his ticket. after which the meeting adiourued.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-11-18
75 ladies' light weight capes, &l. 50 Monday, Caheen's.
IVES WINS OUT.

NEW YORK, Nov. 1.-The six night game of billiards between Sohaefer and Ives which ended tonight was won by Ives, whose total score was $500 to 3074 for Schaefer. Tonight's averages were: Ives 60, Schaefer SIS; for the contest, Ives 48 24. 87 and Schaefer Al 20-37. The highest runs made tonight were 331 by Ives and 235 hy Schaefer. The match was for S26O0 side, the winner also to take the net gate receipts. A return match will be played soon In Chicago.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-11-18
JAPAN'S DEMANDS.

SHANGHAI, Nov. 17.-In diplomatic circles here the success of mediation be- tween China and Japan is regarded as hopelesss. It is said that Japan's mini- mum demands are the surrender of the Chinese fleet and the payment of an indem- nifty of G25, ,000, 900, Japan to occupy Port Arthur, Wei Hai- Wd and the Formosan ports until the indemnity has been paid. There is no prospect of China's assenting to such terms.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-11-18
New stock of art goods at Fl. Herzfeld's.
SHOT BY A NEGRO.

we'll, a young farmer of Madison county, was fatally shot last night while on his way home from corn shuckipg. He felt gay and was siDging loudly. Az he passed Crawford Arnold's house Arnold stepped out and shot him. Arnold, who is negro, is In jail at Danielville.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-11-18

Ben M
 T. 0. | ceived | bought | nloney.| |
 Everyl dances ! Bush's [ ing, as \ term ]
 sod Cahel|
 Vel days 1 depal xlOOI will | toy ! JoseII
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Colo Sympathy.

Dobbs started out the other morning
with the toothache, and of course he met
everybody he knew.
"Hurts, doesn't it?" asked No. 1 as he
tried to look sympathetic.
"Well, should SMILE"
"Try cold steel"
Thanks, awfully, I'm saving my
teeth"
"See here" said No. 2, eff you'll fill it
full of pounded ice mixed with salt and
alum, it will stop the pain"
Thanks" said Dobbs, but prefer
the pain. OUCH"
$50 to the dentist and have the nerve
killed." suggested No. 3.
cts being killed now," howled Dobbs.
"Next."
"Take creosote," suggested No. 4.
"And smell like burning chimney"
snarled Dobbs. Excuse me-"
"Grin and bear it," said No. 5, trying
10 be funny, and he nearly got his head
broken for his pains.
"If it's jumping toothache," >" began No.
6-but it evidently was by the way he
Jumped for the door, and then Dobbs
filled that tooth with whisky and stopped
its aching void.-Detroit Free Press.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
A HARD WIND.
And the Man who Told 1t Never Cracked a
Smile.

And the Man who Told 1t Never Cracked a
Smile.
The man with the whisk broom goatee
crossed his legs and remarked:
81 never seed such wind as we had in
,be state of Kansas last summer"
"Blow your barn away2" asked the
landlord sympathetically.
Not much, Barn blowed into the
next county last April"
House, mebber
Lost the house long in June. Kited
over east about three miles and lit in
Cherry creek. Didn't mind that so
much" he continued. "Got 'em back
and anchored 'em again all right, but
along about July we got to havin real
breezy weather"
The landlord said nothing, and the
group around the hotel stove prudently
followed his example.
The 9th day of last July" continued
the stranger after a reflective pause,
there come up the doggondest wind
ever see in the state of Kansas. When
it began to blow, my bantam rooster
was just fappin his wings to crow"
Did it blow the crow out of him?" in
quired the stableman jocosely.
Gentlemen" said the man with the
whisk broom goatee impressively, ret
needing the interruption, "before t!at
bird had done CROWN every livin feather
on his body was blowed clean OFF,"
Leave the pinfeathcrs?" asked the
landlord skeptically. ..
Eyes, sir. Left the pinfeathers, and
in three minutes along came streak of
Kansas lightnin and singed that roost-
er clean"
There was an awkward pause in the
group around the stove. The stableman
looked around the stovepipe elbow to
get view of the stranger.
At length the landlord broke the pain
full silence.
Hank Lafiin's brown mare has gone
lame," he said.-Detroit Free Press.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Hurt Her.

'I just heard of Fanny's engagement,
and came over to congratulate her, y
said Miss Hiland to Mrs. Dukane.
Suppose you step up stairs" replied
the matron. Fanny is in her room and
will be glad to see you."
Miss Hiland entered her friends room
and found her sobbing bitterly.
"Why, Fanny, what are you crying
for?" asked the caller.
"Boohoow sobbed the newly betrothed.
"What's the matter"
"I-I-Tm engaged. Boohoop
Eyes, / know. Is that why You are
crying? came in to congratulate you"
The sobs continued.
whats the trouble? Do you think
Frank has quit loving you already
"N-n-no, but
But what? Was there any difficulty
in getting your parents consent"
Its just the other way. They said
they were glad and seemed so pleased it
looked as though they were glad to get
me off their hands. Boohool They
might at least have pretended to object.
Boohoo! I've great mind to break the
engagement. So there"
And the tears commenced to flow
again. Chronicle-Telegraph.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
His Apt Reply,

Countess -, who is an American
by birth and delegate to the Co.
lumbar exposition from a foreign
country, applied for a complimen.
tary card of admission lot long ago.
The official to whom she spoke OF
the matter explained to her that il
would be impossible for him to issue
a card, because if it were lost he had
no way Of tracing it.
"a Photographic rass is much bet.
ter" he said, las it can be readily
traced. Such passes, " he added, ARE
used by all members of the board of
lady managers"
The countess objected to having
her picture taken for a Photographic
pass on the gror.nd that she was a
titl7d parsonage. and it would not be
in conformity with etiquette.
''Well, " replied the official, by way
of persuasion, my mother is a mem.
Der of the board of lady managers,
and when she comes to Chicago next
week she will have her picture taken
just like the other members"
But you see," said the lady, y
am countess"
Eyes, l know, "retorted the official,
'and my mother is a queen"
The countess stamped her foot and
without another word turned and
left the office.-Youth's Companion
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Old Men Barred Out.

"Some people have very queer notions
about renting furnished rooms, said the
proprietor of very large establishment
of the kind to the writer.
Upon being asked why, he explained
that he knew of woman who would
never rent one of her rooms to an old
man and had her servant girls instruct
ed to ask each applicant his age.
Il happened to be on the steps one
day when rather elderly man applied
for a ROOM" said he. "'How old are
your inquired the girl.
'Sixty-fve,' replied the rather as
tonished applicant.
"That settles it. You can't have a
room here. The mistress doesn't want
any funeral from her house. New
York Mercury.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Getting at It Dipiomaticallv.

Mrs. Smoothe-Reginald, dear, l saw
lovely little bit of ribbon down town
today, and want it so much. Don't Won
think l might buy it2
MIR. Smoothe-A ribbonp Of course.
What question:
Mrs. Smoothe-And there's beautiful
feather in the same place-just a little
one. May buy that too?
Mr.. Smoothe-Certainly.
Mrs. Smoothe-And just one thing
more, my dear. They've got frame for
hat at the same place. You won't OBJ
Ject to my buying that, will you, lovey2
Chicago Record.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10

The grip and pneumonia are preva-
lent-do not be alarmed, this is not an
advertisement in thin disguise. The
Italians, when they are in their own
land at least, believe in soup as forti-
fer against such diseases. But let the
soup be strong, and let the stock be we'll
chosen. None of your thin dishwater
concoctions. If the soup is clear, sprin-
kle in it cheese, and with a liberal
hand. Let the cheese be Parmesan, not
bottled, but grated from an honest
hunk. Boston Journal.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
ThouehtIess or Unkind,

Here" said the very young man, sis
a chameleon"
"Oh, Mr.. Callow," she exclaimed, "this
is very kind of you! shall take good
care of it,"
81 hope you will keep it to remind you
of me-"
81 shall take the greatest pleasure in
doing So" And after pause she added,
"What pity it doesn't stay green all
the timer'-W Washington Star.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Satisfied Her.

He was tenor in the choir. had his
hair curled and parted in the middle
and was persistently fondling downy
mustache all during the opening of the
service, when suddenly it dawned upon
him he might be sociable, and whisper
ing to lady next to him he said, IRE
ally, 1 do believe my voice improves
with my looks" She was about to re-
ply when the pastor announced the text.
"And the ass opened his mouth and
spake." Then she smiled and was con-
tent.-Adams Mass Freeman.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Working Together.

He was the local doctor, and every one
wondered why the parson appointed him
churchwarden, especially those who as
pired to the dignity themselves.
One of these, however, soon solved the
mystery, and to his rivals discontinue.
Il know why the parsons pointed OF
him." he said decisively. "Parson gets
fee for every funeral, and the doctors
guaranteed him certain number every
year. Spare Moments.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Pluck.

Foreman of Pressroom-Ink's all ont,
sir, and l amt printed but 200 copies.
Editor-Have you cleaned all'the SCOT
out of the lamp chimneys and used thatf
Foreman-Yes, sir.
Editor-Well, then boil down last
weeks returned copies and squeeze the
ink out of them. This paper is bound
to get on.-Brooklyn Life.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
From a "Local" Point of View.

City Editor-Yes, there is a vacancy
cn my staff. Do you think you could
condense a column of ideas into two
Inches Of space?
Applicant (facetiously) - think /
would succeed better in spreading two
inches of ideas over a column of space.
City Editor-You won't do for this de-
partment. Apply at the editorial room
New York Weekly.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10

An old negro being on trial, his lawyer
challenged number of the jury who,
his client said, had a prejudice against
him. care there any more jurymen
who have prejudice against your in
quired the lawyer. mo, sab, de jury
am all right, but want to challenge de
judge. Green Bag.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10

Miss Highhier-Oh, Mr.. Sappy, how
nice it was of You to name your new
hunter after me! What is she like?
Young Sappy-Well, she's a regular
sumner, Miss Highfier. Not much to
look at, don't cher know, but very fast.
And he cannot make out why she Is
SO cool to him now.-Vogue.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-03-10
Modern Realism.

Modern Author-Which is the phono-
graph took to Mrs. Forundred's recep-
ton?
His Wife-This is the one.
Modern Author-Very well. Tell my
secretary to copy it off and send it to The
Hightone Magazine. promised them
new society novel this week.-New York
Weekly.