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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09
DUBOIS COUNTY W. c. 7. U.
Program Of the W. G. 7, u. Cenveatloo
to be Held at lrelaad, In the 6. P.
Church, Saturday, Nov. IL,

$50 Opening song, "Stand up For
Jesus"
$40 Scriptural reading, =. Mrs.
Jennie &. Lennon, Of Dun.
Invocation. 49,. Rev. J. 7. Bean.
Song, "My Soul be on Thy Guard" z"
Minutes of last convention.
no 100 Addresses Of Welcome, In
Behalf Of the Citizens OF Ire
land &C. j. Evrard.
In Behalf Of the Epworth League
ella Dillin.
lin Behalf of the Y. P. s. c. e..
49,. Mrs. Angeline Morgan.
In Behalf OF the Ireland w. G. I. U.
..... Ora Greene.
Response !. Miss Maud Williams,
Huntingburg.
,I1O 80 Presidents address.
fI1O:45 Discussion, "The Response
/ bility Of the Church-member
Toward the Saloon" opened
by Miss Leora Britain, Bethel.
5 II 100 Appointment OF committees.
II Song, Trust on"
, Ills Reports Of Superintendent.
I11:25 Talks by local presidents.
I11:45 Recitation, "Why l Should
), Belong to the w. C. I. u.
RS Maud Lennon, Hillsboro.
v Song, "Praise Ye the Lord.
Or II :OO Noontide prayer. mrs.
n Josie G. Cooper, Bethel.
Adjournment.
l :l5 Meeting of committees.
Is 80 Bible reading. Mrs. Matte
VI Harris, Portersvilie.
ne Payer. Rev. G. c. Cooper, Dwell
p Song, "Draw Me Nearer"
as 2 100 Paper. Mrs. NJ. A. Gutgsell
y. !. Jasper.
ny 2 30 Corresponding Sec'y's Report
,s- Is p 80 Treasurer's Report.
ne 2 :4O Reports Of committees:
2: so Recitation. ;. Miss May DE
Bruler, Ireland.
3 .OO Solo, "The New Kingdom,
". D. Boyles.
3 10 Recitation, "The Local Un
ion," Miss May Rose, Hillsbort
. :15 Election of officers. !.
3 AS Discussion, "Why we Shoul
Wear the White Ribbon le
by. Mrs. Eta Greene, Ireland
Prayer.
pie Closing Song.
ess Adjourn sine die.
lis Mrs. NJ. L. HOBBs, Pres.
,al- GRACE McSwANE, Cor. Sec'y.
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Men Are What Women Make Them

II would seem a very simple
thing. but the grace and politeness
and gentleness Of speech which dis
t;np,,ished the women Of the chival-
rio age are now almost wholly
unknown. When women tall
of the decay Of chivalry in man
they forget that men are wna. a;l "v
men make them. Men are the *
act reflection OF their mothers AM
sisters and wives. Through the MS
tory Of men Of the past we have &C
curate knowledge OF the character Q
the women of that time; It is Inn
possible for the fountain to Ils'
higher than its source, SO It Is Inn
possible for men to rise higher .na'
their mothers, wives and sisters
Detroit Free Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

People are very forgetful. They
have to think pretty hard to re-
member the vice presidential can
didate two campaigns back, and
vet he was pretty well advertised at
the time. 1t has been truly said
that the time to advertise is all the
time. In business there is no such
thing as standing still. A business
man must 90 forwards or he will
fall back. Even if you do Just a.
much business this year as you did
last, some other fellow is doing
more business, and he is getting
ahead Of you.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

"Why Bob, YOU dear old fellow,
Where have you been these years
In India, Egypt, khiya,
With the Khan's own volunteers
Have YOU scaled the Alps or Andes,
Sailed to the Isles of Amazons?
What climate Bob has wrought the
change,
Your face from brown to bronco"
She placed dimpled hand in mine
In the same frank, friendly way;
We stood once more on the dear beach
II seemed but yesterday
Since standing on this same white shore
She said with eyelids wet,
"Good-bye You may remember, Bob,
But shall not forget"
held her hand and whispered low,
Madge, darling, what Of the years
The ten long years that intervened
Since through the mist Of tears,
We looked good-by on the same white
beach,
Here by rhe murmuring sea;
You, Madge, were then just twenty
And | was twenty-three.'
4 crimson blush came TO her cheek,
"Hush Bob" she quickly said;
Lets look at the bathers in the surf
There's Nellie and Cousin Ned
"And who is that portly man,
On the shady side Of life"
"Oh, he is one Of our party, too,
In fact. Bob. I'm his wife
"And tell you Bob, its awful, tho,
The way he does behave.
Flirs with that girl in steel-grey sill
Bob, why do yon look so grave
sThe fact is, Madge, well-ahem.
Oh, nothing at all, my dear,
:, Except that she OF the steel-gray 81
Is the girl married last year
Cincinnati Gazett
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Theory is the childhood OF fact.
The worst company for some men
is themselves.
Who makes a quick OF the mo-
ment is a genius Of prudence.
The one who nurses grief is not
any wiser thau the one who leeds
tiger.
No man has begun the battle OF
life until he crosses swords with
himself.
Discouragement is often pride
wounded, though it resemble hu-
mility.
Though man without money is
poor, a man with nothing but mon-
ey is still poorer.
When tempted to do wrong, ev.
cry man ought to remember that he
lis some boys hero.
II we could look deeper into the
hearts Of people, it wouldn't be 50
hard for US to love them.
The great thing in this world Is
not SO much where we are, but in
what direction we are moving.
II it were not so hard for woman
Ito take care of herself there would
not be SO many unhappy marriages.
If everybody's children were as
good as their neighbors think they
ought to be, the sun would never
Iset.
Action and self-renunciation lead
alike to happiness; for he who ei
lther acts or denies himself, reaps tn
lharvests Of both virtues. Right &C
ton, undertaken needless OF conse
que noes, is indeed renunciation.
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Philosophy.

The sun can't shine through
torpid liver.
A wonan's love is as blind as 1t
is beautiful.
In the eyes of mule short ears
are deformity.
When you have nothing to say
don't say it.
Be careful Of your actions, fo'
they reveal your character.
The honest man puts the smallest
apples at the top Of the barrel.
A coral ring at Z years gives more
pleasure than diamond at H.
II Ex.
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In November,

These lovely, happy autumn days,
So charming and so rare!
The earth so rich in changing nues'
The skys SO blue and fair;
So clear the pebbly, gurgline brooks'
So cool and crisp the air
wonder if Ill have TO buy
New flannel underware!
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w. C. U. COLUMN
CONDUCTED BY MRS. NJ. l.. HOBBS
STRONG DRINK AN INSlDlOuS FOE.
Too Late lis Helpless Victims Recognize
Their Enemy.

Alcohol j. insidious and decept-
.ye There is no slave to liquor, a.
indeed to any other chain OF <il
habit who would not at one time
have Indignantly repelled the accu-
-,t;on that he would ever become
To break away from such
an evil This habit has the apre-
tite to urge it on. 1t Is SO easy ana
possible to indulge moderately IN
strong drink for an almost indefinite
period without any sign OF bondage
arising to alarm the drinker. The
temporary stimulus that 1t gives
seems like strength, and it's a start
ling discovery when at last the heip-
less victim has his eyes opened 70
the situation and finds that all the
time tiny chains have been woven
about him, which have grown TOO
strong to be broken.
Strong drink may indeed be
.poken of as a mocker when we see
how vainly men try to escape rom
lits folds. Drink il most powerful
minister to human passions. When
strong drink enters, every tendency
l,o evil is increased teniold. Inc
llhot tempered man becomes a mon
.ter of cruelty, and even compar
latively harmless man becomes hurt
ful and dangerous. The restraints
lof public opinion, OF family afiec
ltion of all that are amply suiliclen
i Govern a man when he Is sober
= fail utterly when he is under The III
Auence Of drink. The utter folly o
tampering with such an insldlou'
Zoe must be apparent from the out
~, ~ any one who regards
thoughtfully.
Men who act under the insplra
ton of strong drink are noisy, poi-
.terous. quarrelsome, Indifferent
nronriety or decency. This is tru
,gl,n All lands and among all nations
.. Arnot gives us the most strlkln
possible testimony concerning u
y. tolly of the arguments which al
usually put forward in support
:. tho habit Of moderate indulgence
. III the fruit Of his own vine some
, times chastised the unwary lsraeli
/. with whips, the fiery products
our distilleries chastise the matte
nr with scorpions. The little finger
strong drink in modern times
lic thicker than the loins OF its faith
and representative in Solomon
y. day.
y rhe deccits which our enen
nractices are legion, and legion, to
I'll are the unwary who are deceiv
thereby. ! shall enumerate Il
ma OF its living devices. A great qua
~ titv Of precious food is DESTROYED
lee. this country that strong drink IN
he extracted from the rubbl-
On an average Of 10 years, I
quantity Of barley converted II
= malt in the United Kingdom
-, been nearly 100000 OF quart
(. annually. When you add to :
ciaI the unmalted grain consumed in
! d i distillation Of spirits in Ireland, y
~. have an aggregate sufficient TO i
between ,OO0,0O and 5,OOO,Ooo
people throughout the year.-R
trz. IL Hallock in Christian Wo
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

Father, after family returns from
summer vacation-'The idea OF
Ethel being engaged to five men al
one time. Why confound it she
can't marry all Of them.
Mother-"That's not what Il
bothering me. I'm afraid she !
not be able to marry any OF them.
-puck
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

Some wears ago there lived IN a
little whisky town among the noun
ta;ns of southern California poor
woman whose husband spent all his
in one Of the many saloons
~ the town, and she was compelled
u do washing to exc out scanty
living for herself and family OF small
children.
Among her patrons was the sa-
loon keepers wife. Times We're
hard. money scarce, and the winter
came on. The drunkard's wife had
! serious time to keep the wolf from
the door. Among other pressing
needs was a pair Of shoes, her iee'
being almost on the ground.
The saloon keepers wife had le
her wash bills 90 unpaid for some
time. Gaining courage from nc
needs. the poor washwoman calle'
upon her one day for some money
With a naughty look Of well ie'
pride she answered, Madam whe =,
your husband pays his whisky b'll'
/ will pay my wash bills. "-Ex.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

"Are these clothes supposed to
be washed?n ashed the critical wo-
man at the bargain counter. :.
81 don't know, ma Fam" replieo
the new salesman. 81 should say
it depended great deal on VINO
buys them. Truth.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

~Don't fail to see our offer In
another column announcing the
splendid Thanksgiving gift which
we will present free to all ou'
readers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

ANDY Palmer, Of Maine, has
built his new home on the dividing
line Of New York and Cumberland
counties SO exactly that when ne
Is at one end Of his dining table in
York he is helped to soup b. his
fair yis-a.vis in Cumberland.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

Russia's cross Of St. George is
given only for bravery on the field
Iof battle, but the orders has one wo..
man member, the ex queen OF
Naples, who won it by her gallant
defense Of Gaeta, the last strong
hold Of the bourbons in Italy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09
Educational Column.
BY cEo. R. WILSON co. srrr

Ruskins' Essavs-the X. c. book
is the literary subject at teachers
examinations for the months OF No
vcmber, December, January, Feb
ruary, March and April.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

SWWe give particulars in anoth.
er column Of the greatest work OF
art recently published, a first-prl.z,e,
water-color picture, which we VIII
give to all our readers as Thanks
giving present.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09

~Art is making great strides,
or we could not present our readers
with such handsome Thanksglv-
ing gift as the, beautiful water-color
picture which we announce IN an
other column.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-09
JASPER INDIANA FRIDAY. NOVEMBER =. 1894.

The temperature is varied,
One day we havs all kinds on tap;
Those call il warm with new suit on,
And those cool who have new wrap
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4, pprrz JE MCCALL G. bhfiA'
BRETT, McFAll { BRtIz,
Attorneys at Law
JASPER. INDIANA

wu prartice In the Courts 81 DUBOIS M anu
alinininv COMMITTEES. and give close "tsh''""
,,,ny business entrusted 10 th'in- 4.
s..,,,,i,.. an Gth street one -auar" hast 81
Court house. '''-' n = =
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The saloon il cntrcnched bchlnt
the law. The only way to hIt y !
through the ballot box.
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Farmers Home !
CON Mil street. Jasper. Ind
p.ltLlP ASTNEts. Prop'r'

This cnminodinu- hotel has been thorough
Is ~ rrhAul.,l. and rrfitt.d new throughout,
AMI " now open f,r public entertainment,
The table will always bc found well -urpi''n'
nnh prices will be rru ..,i.a'ie.
\ good stable for fsfiAtts' horses. anu
cheap feed.
gDod bar. Well supplied " ~ the choicest
liquors and cigars, and polite a''rrti"n al
~AN- GIVE inr "a call.
Dee. 10, Wy PHILIP kASTNEV.
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II isn't much fun living
II grandpa SAYS what's true,
That this is the joliest time o lie
That I'm passing through,
I'm afraid he can't remember,
It's been so awful long.
I'm sure il he could recoliect
He'd know that he was wrong.
Did he ever have, wonder,
sister Just like mine.
Who'd take his skates, or break his kite,
OR tangle up his twine?
Did he ever have to chop the kindling,
Or fetch in coal and wood,
Or offer to turn the wringer'
Ii he did, he was awful good
In summer, it's tweed the garden
In winter. it, "shovel the snow;
, For there isn't "A single season
But has its work, you know.
And then, when fellows tired,
And hopes he just may SIT still,
: I.'s bring .sme pail OF water, son,
r From the spring at the foot OF them
r How can grandpa remember
A fellows grief or Joy?
Tween YOU and me, ! don't believe
= He ever was boy
Is this the lolllest uine me-
/ Believe | never can.
Nor that it's a. nice to be boy
Asa really grown-up man.
y Eva Best in Harper's Young People
4 "Just at present." says Mrs
stanley. in Journal Of Education
a ian epidemic Of 'progr IN Is pass
n ing over the country. we say 'ci
!. egram and monogram and diagram
and Webster and Worcester unit
on program, but some one--nobod.
knows who-startcd the report on
ld day that program was not entltlc'
! d an a, and Immediately, West
ward the star Of progr'm took II
flight.
tls. vnlln.
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w. E. COX,
Attorney at Law,
JASPER, INDIANA

Prosecuting Attorney Tor th' ~ ~ e,.i,'li
ha-ines- entrusted to him in any county ~
the circuit. ,..,.,., s..u.r.
otlIce IN >payd's building on Public square
Dee =. 'H-ly
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The "Goihcnburg plan j. an IN
vention Of good men, patented 2,
the devil.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Dr, E. j. KEMPF,
JASPER, INDIANA.

o,c. rt.ur. q A. VI IL NJ q and J.. NJ
- Makes A speciality 81 the Trcatnen, ~
n,-.a-e- az the Nervous >ySt"i'' anu '''
tt,re Of the Alcohol Habit
Julyis.%itf
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1894-09-20
Four Big Successes.


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| The Discovery Saved His Life.

Mr., g. Cailloue!te, Druggist,
Beaversville, ILL.,. says: "To DR..
Kings New Discovery | owe my
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Rubies the Most Costly Gems.

Rubies are now the most expen-
sive kind of jewel, and o very wealthy
man said the other day that he was
going to buy his wife set of rubies,
las he wanted some investment for
his money and was sick of land.
In respect of jewels men are as ex-
travagant as women. A cigarette
case recently made to order for a
wealthy clubman WAS of oxidized
steel and stubbed with diamonds II
The first water The cost of this toy
was eight hundred dollars; and yet
men laugh at women who have dia-
monds inserted in the lace Of their
fans, where they are certainly more
appropriate than in cigarette cases.
Nor does tkis extravaganza stop at
triiles that can be carried On the
person Of the sterner sex.
There is well-l1nown young Lon
don exquisite" who is the happy
possessor of a shaggy Irish terrier
called Tim, and around the little an
imal's bristly neck is a gold collar
with his uaaristocratic appellation
done in red enamel and diamonds
and the young mans crest and
monogram similarly eXecated.
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HORSE BEANS FOR eNsILAeE.
They Do Not Suceeed at the Farm of TIN


They Do Not Succeed at the Farm of the
Ohio State University.
Prot. Jas. w. Robertson, dairy COM
missioner of Canada, in Hoard's Dairy
man for March 81, 1898, gives in detail
his combination for an ensilage which
affords balanced dairy food-a
food containing the proper proportions
of albuminoids or protein, of carbohy-
drates and of fat.
To secure this balanced ensilage he
uses two other plants, the horse bean
and the suniiower, along with Indian
corn. He says:
"Thc combination for the feeding Of
cattle may be prepared rs follows:
Half bushel of horse beans are mixed
with one-third Of Il bushcl of Indian
corn, and are sown or planted on one
acre III rows OF three or three and a
half feet apart The method of cultiva-
ton to be followed is similar to that
for the culture of fodder corn. When
the corn reaches the glazing state of
growth the product from two acres of
the mixture (Which, being grown to-
gcther, is necessarily handled as one
SiO y - Stil anu tUG w tilS oiic, W
gether with the heads from half an
acre of sunilowers The sunhower
heads may be reapcd with n common
sickle, carried to the cutting box on n
cart or wagon, and put through it with
the Indian corn and horse beans"
The theory OF this combination is
that it makes ration which corre-
spends almost exactly with that of the
German standard for milch cows.
There is no question but that sun
flower can be made to produce large
crops in this climate There was, how
ever, a question as to whether horse
beans could be grown profitably here
The horse bean is quite different
from the common garden beans and it
is not at all commonly grown in the
United States.
In order to determine if this third
factor in this certainly desirably bal
anced ensilage could be proftably
grown in Central Ohio, the department
of agriculture of the Ohio State uni=
versity procured, through the courtesy
of Prof Robertson, three vegetables,
the common Long Pod, the Canadian
and the Granton. The experiment was
conducted by Franklin p. Stump, fore
man of farm. The beans were planted
June 5, as follows:
Two LEO acre plots were planted in
beans alone, two in corn alone, and
two in beans and corn mixed, as sug-
gested by Prof. Robertson. Then some
beans were planted in alternate rows
with corn. All grew well for some
weeks. The beans. bloomed when from
one to two feet high, but. before there
was sufficient weight of crop to be
worth harvesting they began to blacken
wither. and were soon dead.
The planting was little late, yet
the failure was so complete as to leave
no question, if in Central Ohio we wish
a balanced ensilage from mixture of
fodder crops, we must look to some
thing other than horse beans to fur
nish the lack in albuminoids
It may be added that the results OBJ
tained here accord with those of other
experimentors for this latitude in 9TH
er states
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What is

Castora is DIR. Samuel Pitchers prescription Infants
Children 1t contains neither Opium, Morphine
other Narcotic substance Il is harmless substitute
for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil.
It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years
Millions Mothers. CastOria destroys Worms
fevcrsness. Castcria prevents vomiting Sour Curd,
cures Diarrhoa and Wind Colo. Castoria relieves
tcctIns troubles, constipation and flatuency.
CastOri.l assimates the food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas
tOria Children's Panacca-the Mothers Friend.
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Feminine Don'ts.
Chicago Record.

Chicago Record.
Don't try to keep your hair in curl.
Don't carry an open pafasoi on the
shady side of the street.
Don't tell another girl about your
eating seven dishes of lee cream one
day last summer.
Don't. above ali things, bore poor,
pverworked city people with stc:;es
about your yaea'ion fan.
Don't chase after departing cable
cars. If you age III need c! exercise
take it ia more becoming manner.
Don't drink iced fluids. If You DO
yQnll soon imagine that there's a
steam boiler and few laundry fires
in ycur stomach.
Don't cling SO tenaciousiy to shirt
waists. The stiff collars are .,lways
grinding ridges in your neck and
making you long Tor the ahi'ity to say
words that only men are privileged to
use,