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St. Paurs Altar Society Excursion,

The excursion of ST. PauIs Altar Society
to Marshall Hall last evening was a most
successful affair. About one thousand per-
sons were aboard the Manchester when she
pushed out from 9Th street wharf and about
one thousand persons on the return trip
voted the affair Il success. Amongst the
clergy noticed present were DIR. Z. j. Gar
rigan OF the Catholic University, Rev. Faith
ers Griffith and Bishoff of st. Augustine s
Church, Father sullivan of st. Peter s
Church and Fathers Mackin, Maynader
and Foley of ST. Paurs Church. Rev. Faith
er Macktn, pastor of 81. Pauls Church, for
the benefit of which church this excursion
was given. acknowledged. with apprecia-
tive thanks, the services of all who, by
their talents and efforts otherwise, con-
tributed so much to the success of the ex-
curSion, among whom might be named the
Carroll Institute Orchestra, Miss Mae Rog-
ers, Miss Pauline Whitaker, Miss Hattie
IStchie. Miss Josephine Phillips, Mr.. Paul
h Cromlein, Mr.. Howard Cook. Nh Joseph
Cullen, Prof. j. Fraanor. Miss Louie Boone
Miss Jennie Glennan and Mr.. Chas Nc
Enaney.
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The Dog Sentenced,

While Poundmaster Einstein is making
war on dogs ad various other animals, cit
liens and policemen are engaged in doing
away with some of them, and complaints
of noisy and dangerous CANNES are made
almost daily. Joe Green, a boy who is the
owner and possessor of an animal OF the
dog kind. found his way in the Police Court
today because Of the dangerous character
or his canine. and the court imposed a SEN
tence which will result in the death of the
poodle. Under ordinary circumstances Joe
would probably fight for his dog. Recently,
however, his dog has done the lighting and
he failed to select dogs to battle against
For that reason the mother of a boy vic
tim of Joe's dog caused the arrest of the
animafs master. and Judge Kimball heard
evidence concerning the biting.
Il didn't know the dog was dangerous, -
was Joe's defense.
But you know 1t now" said Judge KIM
bail. Are you willing to kill the dog?"
Yes, SIR"
Then l will impose a fine of slO," said
the court, and will suspend sentence in
order to give you time to pay the fine"
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Kindergarten Normal Institute.

The seventeenth annual commencement
Of the Washington National and Froebel
kindergarten Normal Institute, conducted
by Mrs. Louise Pollock and Miss Susan Z.
Pollock, will be held on Wednesday even
ing, the 18th instant, at All Souls Church,
corner of nth and l. streets. The gradual
ing class of 1894 is follows: Mary Edith
Baldwin, Mary Howard Bayly, Ellen Fannie
Burden, Emma Eugene Calvert, Edith
Elizabeth Daskam, Bertha Emma Enderle.
Frances Virginia Fisher, NJ. Annette Ford,
Elizabeth +. Fuller, Nellie Blanche Gis-
burne. Clistie NJ. Heffner, Mary Hazlet
Henderson. Isabelle w. Herrig, Eta B.
Johnson. Wellesca Pollock, Ida Herndon
Rogers. Mary Ellzey Thompson, Jennie
Marvin Taylor, Sallie Eva Watkins and
Catherine Rose Watkins
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EXCURSIONS TOMORROW,

Marshall Hall.-Macalester leaves at 10
an. and 200 pm. River Queen leaves at
$50 am and j:3O pm.
River View.-Samuel j. Pentz leaves at
DAD am. Ia and 6:f5 pm.
Marshall Hall-Annual excursion of the
bank clerks Manchester leaves at 6 pm.
Marshall Hall.-Excursion of the public
schools of 9Th division, A, for the benefit of
the Teachers Annuity and aid Association.
River Queen leaves at $50 am. and $50
pm.
Bay Ridge.-Excursion of the first battal-
Ion. L. X. X. z. Trains leave B. and o.
depot at 9:15 am. and 4:2S pm.
Mount Observation-Disclosures leaves at 10
am and 23O pm.
Mount Vernon--By Pennsylvania railroad
every hour. daily.
Indian Hea6.-Samuel j. Pentz leaves at
6:t5 pm.
Steamer Wakefield for Nomini creek
Leonardtown and st. Clements Bay and
intermediate landings at ! am.
Tallyno Coach, 511 18th ST., for Arlington
and Cabin John bridge.
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A WASHINGTON Enterprisc

A Washington enterprise at Atlantic City
is causing considerable talk among the So
journers at that resort. The Columbia
Photograph Company (generaD has erected,
fronting on the board walk. a building
that In point Of decoration exceeds any
thing ever seen in that vicinity. 1t has a
front Of thirty-four feet and depth of 100
This is devoted wholly to the exhibition of
automatic graphophones. There are a hun
dred of these machines arranged In the big
exhibition room and they are kept supplied
with attractive musical records The build
ing, which has the appearance of the Moor
ish palace at the worlds fair, was con-
structed by Washington men, the interior
decorations were all put in by Washington
firms. and the electric lighting apparatus,
which constitutes the most extensive in
stalation of the kind at Atlantic City, was
put in by a Washington company. Mr.. r.
F. Cromelin, who Is general manager of the
Columbia Photograph Company of this
city, is in general charge of the enterprise.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

William Brown, the colored boy with
many aliases. who was arrested Friday
morning for window smashing at several
stores in the northwest section of the city
last week, as published in yesterdays Star.
was arraigned in the Police Court this
morning on four charges of burglary, and
he plead guilty. Judge Miller heard a state
ment of the cases against the boy and held
him in 81 900 bail in each of the four cases
to await the action of the grand jury Pre-
cinct Detective McGlue of the third pre-
cinct, who investigated the cases after the
arrest of the prisoner by Policeman Kele-
her and Private Waterman Trammell re.
covered two Mexican silver dollars and a
lady's handkerchief, on which is the name
'Maulsby.' They are held at the station
for Identified ton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12
BeecE1am's Pills are for

BeecEnam's Pills are for
biliOusness, bilious head
ache, dyspepsia, heartburn,
torpid Liver, dizziness, sick
headache bad taste i'm the
mouth, coated tongue, loss
of appetite, sallow skim,
when caused by cOnsti=
patton; and constipation is
the most frequent cause of
all of them.
Books free; pills 2sc. At
drug stores, or write B. r.
Allen Co., 365 Canal St.,
New York.
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EpyvOrth League Excursion.

Last evening was an ideal one for river
excursions. and Foundry Epworth League
and friends enjoyed 1t to the maximum
degree. The sail Sas to Indian Head and
Seturn on the steamer Harry Randall The
coS>ride in themoonlight after the hot day
In the city was treat that was fully ap-
preciated by the fortunate 400 who made I'D
the party. Besides the members of Foun-
cry Chapter there was a good sprinkling
OF representatives from the other chapters
OF the city, among whom were Representa-
1--WE j. +. Doliiver. Mr.. T. r. Warning and
lady. Mr.. ID. t. Welch. jr.. Mr.. II. o. Hine.
MIR. II. b. Leech. Mr.. j. Snyder, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. A. Cooler Mr.. Thurlow Bergen
ana mother Mr.. VIM. Warren, Mr. j. r.
Pipes, Mr.. Harry Farmer and Misses Hol-
den. Dana, May. Griffin, Thompson. Grant
and many others. The excursion was under
the management of the committee of which
Mr.. Il. l.. Bains is chairman
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Honorary Members.

The AmphiOn Glee Club has elected the
following gentlemen as honorary members
for the year ending May >. 1895: Fred
Douglass. b. X Bruce. G. W. Murray. p
B. g. Pinchbeck. c. II. ]. Taylor. j. H
heriwether. W. A. Stewart, E E Cooper
l. A Cornish. Parker ". Bailey, r. n
Terrell. DR.. J. r. Francis. DIR. j. r Wilder
Dr Philip Il. Brooks. Maj. f. c. Revels and
C. A Fleetwood The gentlemen have &C.
cepted membership and have been invited
TO attend the musicale by the club at Not
ley Hall, June 49,
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Death Of m Old Citizen.

Mr.. James Barker. an old and respected
citizen of the District. died at his residence.
3415 q street. at 6:15 this morning, in the
seventy-second year of his age. The de-
ceased was born in Georgetown. d. c. Feb
ruary IS. 1922 and since that time has been
q resident of the District
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CITY AND DISTRICT.
AMUSEMENTs TONIGHT,

Albaugh's Grand Opera House-Stra-
kosch Comic Opera Company in Gypsy
Baron"
New National Theater.-Summer Comedy
Company in MY Awful Dad"
Kernan's Lycsum Theater Summer gar
cen).-Fenale walking match for the cham
picnship OF the world
Grace VI. e. Church. corner 9th and g
streets northumberland by the National
Orchestra
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

The Dorothea Dix DisDensary was in
corporated yesterday afternoon by articles
fle4 by Florence p. Spo!ford, Pattie w
Mayo. Mamie d. Richards. Annie A. Will
son. Charlotte Everett Hale and Clara Bliss
FINLEY. The incorpOrators and the follow
Mg are the directors. Laura ID. Lowndes,
Elizabeth W. Tuckerman, NJ f. L. Biddle.
Emily Bidcle, i. L. Chadwick, Mary A
STROUD and \. S Mallett.
Inc object of the institution Is for the
treatment of women and children solely by
female physicians
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12
Fine DraperIes Mt Auction.

Important sale of fine imported lace hang
fnss. portieres, rare specimens OF Turkish
rugs and embroideries. elegant upholstering
goods. 80 pairs fine blankets, 100 pairs the
finest feather pillows, now on exhibition,
and will be sold on Thursday June H. 1894
at our art galleries. 6l2 + street. commenc-
ing at 10 O'Clock and continuing daily at
that hour until all is sold.-Advt
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Industrial Exhibit.

The annual Industrial exhibition of the
manual training and cooking schools of the
seventh and eighth divisions (coloreD Will
be held at 623 H street northwest on Fri
day and Saturday next, from 0 am. to Z
n
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12
UNDERTAKES.
Don't Worry
About It'll

II Summer tss come-aDd found you without n
refrigerator or the ready cash buy oue. don't
sit down and wish that you RICH-put On
ana that %af sos want for Ssl, sns @
YotR CREDIT
Is GOOD
For the best refrigerator made or sold in this
country. It's the GURNEY-aDd there are ilir-
sizes here for you 70 select frOm-prices be-
Our sin at 's2' and end wherever you say
PEERLESS
Not only helps you 70 the refrigerator hut 20
every other article known 10 modern house-
keeping. We don't n REJECTION upon yoar
nor do We require You TO paw a penny ~ in
tereet We are sfier ycur natronage-and we
well see that they arranged 20 PLEASE
you. II you need some
For the bed room. you'll find a hundred nat
terms here TO choose from-cotton Warp and
Inserted grades-they'r re best and wear longest.
Wv, VEL rgt IL and lay IL free Of cost
Needs fresh air and sunshine-dan't carry :,
around In your arms-get n carriage So. 80
TO S5oOo-HeywOod & Wakefield mak..s Read
these prices and see II you think 81 laws TO
seven-piece psrlOr suite. upholstered IN plush
or ha'r-cloth--choice. So so.
Solid oak bed room suife-larre glass IN
Splendid BRUSSELS carpet. 80 cents a yard
Reliable ingram carpet. IS cents a yard.
Every yard Of carpet made and laid IN yonr
moor Tree Of cost-no extra charge for waste in
Solid oak extension table. ss5o-seats eight
people comfortably. You can get the sane
Forty pound hair mattress. s5.oo-~old else
$500. These prices are cash credit-pleass
yourself.
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LET Us CLEAN YOUR CARPETS
properly and render them absolutely moth
rroof without extra charge. Write or tele-
phone. EMPIRE CARPET CLEANING
WORKS. G3l-635 Mass. ave.r.w. Phone 425.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

1T REACHES THE HOMES
Freund's Ice Cream. IL has won an en-
viable reputation for purity and delicious
ness No wonder its sales have grown so
Iapidly. Write or phone. F,reund's SO 10TH
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Wesley Grove Camp Association Re-
| nniOu.

On account of reunion Of Wesley Grove
Camp Meeting Association at Dorsey's sta
ton, June II, the b. and o. R.R. will sell
excursion tickets from Washington to Dor
sey's and return, on that date, at rate of
So cents.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

Eliza Bouldin, colored, died suddenly at
her residence, No. 1902 n street. yesterday
Afternoon. and the police notified the cor
oner.
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Don't Forget the Mint Uulen

when you take trip. We have II prepared
ready for the ice-the best in the world and
inexpensive. Jno. H. Magruder & Co., 1I17
y. \. ave-; 1122 Conn. ave.-Advt
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PROTECTION AGAINST FL

Queen Anne Window Screens are best.
New. adjustable. no Objectionable center
pars- AL sizes. 39c. each. Best Screen Doors,
spring hinges, knob, &C., complete, 81 %.
Chas- T. Carter & Co., COG Pa ave- NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

WALL PAPERING Is AN ART.
We are art!sts-we paper rooms. 81 up
RICH designs. F. G. Note, 9O1 18th street
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

FUSSELL'S ICE CREAM,
Shipped anywhere out of town.
1927 New York ave
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IF YOU HAVE A

Cos Ranges to heat water for bath room
bake. roast and broil. A. EDerly's Sons.
us It'll street
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

Fine old Colored Sporting Prints and En-
cravings now on exhibition at Sloan s. 1407
q OF. Sale Friday at IL a. IN. and p.m.-Ad
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

Bargains at auction. Wednesday, 10 am.
Duley & Herring. Do Pa ave. n.w.-Advt.
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"ONE-DOLLAR" STRAW HATS
Have sold welL-Rather than buy others
now we've marked some of our $40 and
3l.4J hats down to Sl.O0.
HENRY FRANC & son, cor 9TH and D.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

IF YOU HAVE A HOME
now Is the time to have 1t repapered with
hneSt paper at small cost. The Milne as
sisnee sale, 1881 G street northwest, this
week are Offering the finest handmade
Wall Papers. formerly sold for 81 - and
sl-J0-this week only &c. Many handsome
patterns and good quality, Sc a roll
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

VISIT THE ART ROOMS IN AUERBACHs
NEW DOMESTIC BUILDING, 7TH & H
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VISIT d. VOLLAND'S ICE CREAM
PARLOR. 9O7 v ST. NV.
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WOODWARD & LOTHROP viii place on
sale tomorrow 100 dozen pairs Women S
Fast-biack Cotton Hose, HeTmsdorf dye,
full regular made, double heels and toes, at
l5c. pair, pairs for 25c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

Self-watering Reservoir Vases for Gene
teries and lawns. MORSELL'S. 1905 18th NV
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CITY ITEMS.
Now PnfnfneS.

Just received 800 barrels North Carolina
prime potatoes. Call and see US before buy
ing-it will be to your advantage.
lts Bryant, Foster & Co., 92S La ave.
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LOCAL MENTION.
THE WEATHER.

Forecast Till = P.M. Wednesday.
For the District of Columbia, Maryland
and Virginia. fair till Thursday; southwest
or west winds
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Co,,aitIor of the Mater.

Temperature and condition of water at 8
am: Great Falls, temperature, -; condi-
ton, z: receiving reservoir, temperature,
10: condition az north connection, II: con-
dition at south connection -; distributing;
reservoir. temperature, y; condition at in
fluent gate house, -; efluent gate house, -.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12
BATH OF BEATTY.

HOODS PILLS especially prepared to b
taken with Hoods Sarsaparia. 25c per box
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

DfEestible is defined in Phillips DE-
gestible Cocoa. Is easy Of digestion. Rich
flavor.
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That Tired Feeling

II was troubled with diabetes and tried several
doctors md different medicines without avail
After had taken bottle of Hoods Sarsaparilla
my friends noticed change in my looks After
taking three bottles my blood in better con
dition. had a good appetite and free from
that tired feeling. In fact, my general health
Hoods Sarsaparilla Cures
has been much improved. I honestly believe II II
had not been for Hoods Sarsaparilla l would
have been dead some time since" ]. s. WAY
MIRE Decdsville, Indiana.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-06-12

DAHL &c BEAU
Baby 5lemishes. pimplcs, red, rough hands and
falling hair prevented by CUTICURA SOAP. Most
effective skin purifying and identifying soap, as
well purest aud sweetest Of toilet and nursery
soaps. Only for pinpes because only pre-
yentiye of Inflammation and closging of the pores
Sold everywhere.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-09-12
The Village Politician.

sittin on a cracker box, a barrel or keg,
Chawin on terbacker he has been obleeged to
beg;
Within of splinter while a-workin Of his
jaw,
sayin what a pity his opinions amt the law;
Runnin the hull country as twas never run
before,
Turning out the rascals while he spits upon
the floor;
Shown of the president egszactly what to do,
Keepin things in general from gittin in stew;
Grumblin over Wall street, monopoly and
work
Wife at homo a-hoein in the cornfeld like
Turk.
Giyin lazy congressman needed rakin over,
Settin there in Washington like well fed pigs
Givin Gould and Vanderbilt a pointer here
and there,
Shown Jest how surely one can be millioi.
aire;
Payin of the nations debt as easy as q wink,
Borrowin dime to get himself another drink,
Spankin little Chill jest to show her how II
feels,
sassin back Great Britain for pesterin our
seals,
Tellin of the czar to let them nihilists alone,
Helpin Kaiser William to prop up his shaky
throne,
Buildin great navy with an hour or two OF
CUFF,
Lettin the hulr>world know that we're rabid,
rude and rough;
Gettin off his high horse, though, when home
he goes to dinner,
Dodgin creditors like an ordinary sinner;
Jumps to hear his 1rstborn yell: You'd bet
ter watch out, dad!
Flour md coffee's plum give out, md mothers
Yankee Blade.
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GEMS IN VERSE.
Musical,

The programme, she informed me, was a
charming one indeed,
From the splendid Wagner overture (Which
nothing could exceed)
To the lovely little scherzs and the minuet for
strings
And the latest bit of Dvorak, which made her
sigh for wings.
Throughout the Grieg concerto her emotion
was intense,
1t seemed to me at times she held her breath
in deep suspense;
She raved Of opus this and that, of Schubert,
Bach and List,
Beethoven, Brahms, Tschaikowski and score
whose names missed.
But when at last twas over and | led her down
the stair,
noticed that beneath her breath she hummed
little air;
1t was not upon the programme, being COM
monplace and tuney,
And l wondered at the sudden drop from Bach
to annie Rooney"
Judge.
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Nameless.

Judge, plead guilty; he speaks the truth;
/ am what am, and what you see,
So old in a damned, unh1llow'd youth
That your wrinkled years seem young to me.
Don't preach-don't lecture; know it all;
The easy canting, the fluent words,
The solemn drivel texts from Paul,
And mangled phrase or two of the Lords.
Moreover, you err If you suppose
That even harlot, soaked in sin,
Slides down the darkness without some throes
OF the married purities within.
Oh, sir, you wrong even our disgrace
To think that we never wall and cry
Out from the foulness, with lifted face,
To an awful Something up in the sky.
Do you think never dream of home?
OF q weary man with whitening hair;
OF missing voice in a vacant room,
And the sobs a-choke in woman's prayer
That nothing has ever prompted fight.
Swift as my hungry feet could fly,
Fatherward, motherward-thatI might
Fall on their necks, break heart and die?
My God! my God when the masked brows
must
Be clothed to false, forged radiance, while
The bloom of the soul is baked to dust
And straight through your fabricated smile
Dread ghosts of murdered innocence fling
Perpetual javelins from their eyes,
And babes birdlike chirruping
Scares like thunder out of the skies
When the sweet sanctities set to guard
The inner whiteness from outer stain,
Tricked of their holy watch and ward,
Moan and madden in heart and brain;
And a bowling fury hunts and hounds
Wherever clean thought hides away,
And q dreadful voice of booming sounds
Through the haunted chambers night and
day;
And a something mocks you when you laugh,
And something jeers you when you weep;
And hellfre turks in the wine you quaff,
And fiend grins at you in your sleep;
And a coiling horror sucks you down
Through black and bottomless abyss
Judge, do you think your legal frown
Can augur punishment worse than this?
Bah! what an infinite fool am
To talk like this to a man like you!
Some day the toughest of lis must die
And we shall be sifted through and through.
Sifted and sorted. Judge, have you thought
That possibly to the Sorter, then,
Something that now is may be naught-
When the towards shrieks steam up from
menu
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-09-12

Pullman Palace and Tourist Sleeping
cars Chicago to Los Angeles and San
Francisco, and free reclining chair cars
Chicago to Albuquerque without change;
same equipment eastward.
The dining service from Chicago to the
Pacific coast is une1celled. Dining cars
on trains between Chicago and Kansas
City, and the famous harvey eating
houses between Kansas City and the Pa
cific coast, where trains are scheduled to
arrive at reasonable hours of the day.
Close connections are made in Union
depots at all terminals north, east, south
and west For circulars as to rates, routes
and through tickets to all points on earth
via the Santa Fe Route cali on or address:
n. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
CT. NICHOLSON, q. p. & T. A.
City ticket Office, First National bank
building:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-09-12

Many boy has gone off the track be-
cause of misplaced switch.
Screech: What part of Mrs. Screech's
music do you like best? Wilson: The re-
frain.
People who think that women have no
sense of humor ought to watch one man
age man.
Citiman-What do you think is the
hardest thing to raise on a farm? Hay
seed. The money to work it.
She-Why does the ocean make that
moaning sound3 He-Probably one of
the bathers stepped on it's undertow.
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The Fondest Hour Memory II


The question naturally suggests itself,
which is "the fondest hour memory re-
calls?" Has the reader, whose attention
we hope to engage, ever had a controversy
with his stomach on the subject of dys-
pepsia. After convincing proofs that
the digestive organ has get the upper
hand, has wise resort been made to
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters? If so, the
"fondest hour" has been recalled by
memory in the shape of lasting resump-
ton of the power to digest, assimilate
thoroughly and eat heartily without fear
of being uncomfortable afterward. When
the dinner bell, that "tocsin of the SOUL"
strikes agreeably upon the ear, the au-
ditor then greets it as a welcome sound
and hastens'to obey it's summons. The
Bitters, so renowned asa stomachic, over
come, too, malarial, bilious and kidney
trouble, and remedy nervousness, rheu-
matism and sick headache.