Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-10-30

How the Editor of u Chicago Funny
Paper Got Into Trouble.

ripper Got into Trouble.
Chicago. Oct. 2s.-stanislaus ssgers,
who was cOwh,dsd by two ladies for
publications in "rhe Devil" the Polish
weekly funny paper, has recovered suf-
hcienty to give his version OF the az
fair. from which the following account
Is CLEANED:
The edition had been mailed and the
young man who had been creating
public opinion during the day. sat In
contemplation with his pipe in his
mouth. his feet on the table and A
large circle OF complacency and sat
isfactlon around him. As the office
boy took his hat from the peg and
started down the two flights OF dark
stairs he met on the second landing
Il delegation. The youngster instinct-
lively declared that the editor was out
and might always be out He had no
sooner uttered the words than an am
pie son or koscluslto took the lad by
hs two ears, turned him about and
directed him to lead on to the lair Of
the man who owned the sheet with
the Plutonlc name. He would follow
with two indignant women and man.
the halt OF whose name Is Chrzanow-
sky, in his train.
This forebOdiug procession ,hen for.
worded to the top floor, where the
director OF this Republican engine Of
thought sat facing the window that
looks out across the brewery tops into
the atmosphere above Goose Island. His
back was to the world and tine door
and he did not hear the latter open
softly nor the stealthy tread OF eight
feet beoring the load of revenge. Henry
Nngel. who led the attacking forces.
bears n title of q Polish university and
Is n lawyer or an editor at ~ West
/ Division street, hut last night he
served in the capacity as hoad and
shoulders OF the Polish Daily News,
the husband OF Mrs Nogel and the
| champion and defender of Mrs JuzwiI.
He was there TO demand retractions,
while others came to bring more sub
et0ntlal punishment then mere worda
MIR, Nagel raped for attention with
his umbrella. Stanlslaus Segers came
back to this matter-of-fact world with
start. and, springlng to his feet, de-
manded the reason of the call. HIS
answer came from three mouths. while
the witness with the last name Chrza-
nowsly cleared away the two CHAIRS
and told the office boy II was no time
FOR children 10 be around. He closed
the door and the sounds that ,ren
came from within were like n battery
of buz2saws IN an oak log. There We're
great long professions OF Polish GO n
sonants. accents and corduroy words,
and then there was crnsh. There was
another and then another. and then q
swish and more swishfS.
Mr.. Nagel opened the door eui come
out with the half OF an umbrella In his
hand. The women followed, ere with
a heavy-heeled slipper and tn other
with bit of a whip, good for he bone
at each cut ChrZanowsNy brought up
the rear. They walked quietly down
stairs. hailed car and re.u-Acd 20
their homes on Division street.
phyHlclpn made Mir. segars as COM
other did likewise. and so on ad l1linl-
tum. The story OF the Punishment vrs
about the settlement in an hour. while
He tied a bandage here, took stitch
Portable as his wounds would allow.
He tied bandage here. took - stlcth
there and stuck bits Of plaster ee-
tween. He forebade Stanilaus &c so
upon the street for some days.
Mr.. Maggie, Is now confident that the
rival editor WIN no longer tr0lus &c I'M,
his family and his friends, Mr. sesaIs
says viii have several persons arrested
as soon as his face Is well. The women
declare the spirit OF the new Franchise
gave them courage to act herolcally
for themselves.
What d great thing 1t IS that a pan
of cake or biscuit properly mixed and