People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1894-02-23
Serious, Curious and comlcaI.

Serious, Curious and comlcaI.
The people have nothing but tail
helts left
Gold controls the money and en-.
slaves the people.
The charity soup house makes all
slghs Of one size.
Study the price Of wheat and brace
up your confidence.
All business that deals only in
money is useless and dishonest.
Vanity is anything that don't
agree with your own vain opinion.
MoRGAN's "Buzz Saw" is warranted
to buzz. 1t makes hOg-mOnarchy
sQueal.
The manager Of the VOICE was GER
tainly humorous last week. He had
the measles.
The top foot on the seven-fOot man
is what causes him to tower above
the multitude.
1t requires the constant labor Of
100000 men to pay the interest on the
national debt.
Talk about pulling a mans leg-a
deputy sheriff at Wichita pulled an
entire leg show.
What do you think Of people starv-
ing in a land where oyerprOduction
gluts the markets?
THE succession OF mOnarchs in the
democratic empire will end with the
Grover Dennis family.
The editor of the Oxford Register
cOnfesses to a good old fashioned
taste for pumpkin pies.
Give us American money for Amer
lean people, then let Europe bandage
her jaw and walk the floor.
The greatreligious wave is accounted
for by the fact that people have lost
faith in everything but God.
The Alliance may be dead, but il
don't stink like the carcasses Of the
twin pack mules Of plutocracy.
When the peach trees bloom in the
spring we'll tell you how much The
blizzard injured the fruit crop.
Give us plenty Of mOney-then lei
it alone. Don't offer to redeem it
Let it circulate among the people.
A philosopher is a man who does not
try to argue with Others until III
knows he can down them.-Stolen.
Yesterday was Washington's birth
day-but the present administration
should blush to have it mentioned.
The Garden City Imprint speaks o
our snow Storm" as though it hat
an exclusive cinch on the blizzard.
Bob Ingersoll says the income ta
is a tax on brains. If it were a ia.
on gall Bob couldn't pay his proper
tiOn.
The Wall street rats gnaw hole
, in the public crib, and the oficia
} wind-bagS whistle a march for merr
England.
THE fat man from Buffalo, has tn
whole cOnntry "buffalOed." He
evidently a cross between a buI
buffalo and a Texas steer
Bill Nye, whose candid opinion q
the world nobody knows, is reporte
to be dying. He will leave the worl,
in better humOr than he found it.
} Cline, of the Conway Springs Sta
! has been requested to send his pictur
$ to the Iogue's gallery at Lansing
I He is rOguish cuss and his picture
are in demand as curiOsities.
, 1t is reported that Jerry Simpso
has consented to become a candidat
for reelection to congress. Why not
Such fellows as Watson and Simpso
is the kind Of Tom and Jerry tn
, country needs.-Leavenworth Labc
Meas.
If you had a hog in a pen wit
;, stronger hogs who crowded him ava
y from the feed wouldn't you take cal
to place him in another pen where h
cOpld get something to eat? Poop
are better than hogs, but they al
treated worse by their millionail
task-masters.
y The Wichita Eagle reports tn;
v Dixie Lee Of that city is one OF IL
e latest purchasers of Tho Unite
d States bonds, she having invested te
n thousand dollars. She runs hou.
e OF prostitution, but that is no worl
than the prostitution OF goyernmer
going On at Washington.