The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-02-10
Spr'nkics Of Spice.

AaNoI WIN ~ iloISc. riOiiud lluncs-
Union.
AN honest man usually feels com
PEELED 10 add 20 per cent for men
who are not-Atchison Globe.
AN editor thinks that people OF
the right stamp are those who In
close return postage. Texas Siftings.
THE dentist who devotes himself to
pulling aching molars is necessarily a
p%ainstaking fellow. buffalo Courier.
IT is a singular fact that the
blunt" man Is apt TO make the most
cutting remarks.-Glens Falls Re-
publican.
THERE isn't n hack or carriage In
town that has the rich, heavy rumble
that accompanies the beer WAGONS
AtchiSon Globe.
THERE is no parity between the
pose OF the preacher and the rcpose
II the bIll-headcd men in the corner
seats, Plain Dealer.
HE-"IIas the time seemed long
since | left dcarY" Shc-"I know IL
must have. for | can't recall when
you went Int ocean
WHEN a washerwoman changes her
place OF residence n may ask her
where she hangs out now" without
using slang, -Boston Courier.
81 NOTICE that you've got a new
mar 10 take up the collections i'm
your church" ayes; the times are
ticklish now. He gives bonds in
Is, 600. Judge.
BRowN-"That wife OF yours just
alls the bill" Joncs-"She more
than does IL. The last n that
came in ran clear over TO the next
page. detroit Free Press.
$50 YOUR son John Is counting n
woman at last! I'm afraid, however.
that hell be too bashful to propose
% her" -Hc won't need TO propose;
she's a widow New York Press.
CAPTAIN or PoLICE-How far shall
| 90 I'm carrying out this order TO
break up the anarchist meetingg SUI
perintendent-Even To detailing a
man TO steal their key OF beer. -
Puck.
"DoN'T YOU think Lella's complex
ion Is lovclyy" said one dear girl 10
another. "Yes; that's onc thing that
] admire about her. She always buys
the best in the market Washing
ton star.
"On, George" she cried, show l
wish you were "A knight In armorl'
ayes" he responded, obviously, EEK
cept that those fellows did so much
talking through their hats. Wash
ingtoD News.
JINKs-Waite is a prince OF good
fellows. Filkins-Most people don't
regard him a. such. Jinks-That's
true; but princes seldom get there
by popular suffrage, you know. Kate
Fields Washington.
"OU, | say, Smithers, why are gas
meters like the Arabs?" Don't
know, Jonesy. Because every mans
hand is against thcm?' "No. Be
cause they evidently silently steal
way."-New York Recorder.
TEACHER (reading)-"Tbc actor re-
ceivcd an ovation at the end OF the
first act. What does ovation meaD?"
Bright Boy-"Ovation Is derived from
ovum-egg-oh! ! know-he was
pelted with eggs. Exchange.
THE INvENToR-Ahl Ia! My for
tune il made! Hooray! His wife
How? The IDvcntor-Tve just per-
fccted "A duplex reversible device for
automatically indicating TO "A woman
,uhnthnr hnr hat 10 nm tF1lUht -
Chicago Record.
WHAT Is the reason you only give
me one egg instead Of three, rs usual"
asked Mr.. Upton SDo ks, m OF the
Widow flapiack's boarders. ut Is a
fresh egg / can give you half a
dozen OF the other kind II you want
toswap," replied the landlady. Texas
Siftings.
OARS de mos wun'fullest Ting,
dat is," remarked Uncle Ebcn. AZ he
gazed at the electric light. "Dey
done put de match TO de udder end
oh dc connection, an when you turns
on de spigot de light jes' flows out"
Washington Star.
Mrs. BACKBAY-What n solemn
thing IL Is for two people ~ wed; TO
clcavc TO n another till death does
them part. Mr.. Jackson Parke-
Isn't IL, though? I'm mighty glad
that folks don't have 20 marry or any
such cast~iron conditions nowadays.
indianapolis Journal.
ANXIOUS MOTHER-"I wish, Susan,
that when you give baby a bath you
would he careful TO ascertain whether
the water is at the proper tempcra-
turc." Susan-"Oh, don't you worry
about that, ma'am; | don't need no
'mOmctcis. II the little. one turns
red, the water is too hoC IL II turns
blue, it's too cod. It'd bits.
am afraid you're not enjoying
yourself" said the Boston hostess TO
her guest, Mrs. Suddencasb, as the
orchestra finished the second move
ment ~ the symphony they had gone
10 hear. "Oh, yes" said Mrs. Sudden
cash. amiably. 81 shall enjoy IL