The morning call., 1894-04-07

may save me assassin's neck. The criminal
laws OF Illinois, made too largely by chicago
lawyers, are as safe to play with as a DuzZ.saw
running on full tlme.-New York Commercial
Advertiser.
At the downtown theaters this week one may
see furnace-room In full blast, a struggle on
a precipce. rope swung across chasm,
cyclone prize fight, two thieves in full opera
tion, dynamite explosion. desertion and a
horserace. Who will say that the drama is On
the decline?--Chicago Times.
The Prohibition party down in Rhode Island
frankly declares its purpose TO spend $500 in
the pending political campaign IN that State.
That is not f1eabite TO what Is going to be put
out by its opponents. They might as we'll save
their money and give il 10 the poor.-Boston
Herald.
The latest wild suggestion of the Herald is
that the Senate should waive its right TO de-
bate the tariff bill and send 1t TO a conference
committee. The best thing the Herald can do
is to stick to Its popular loan scheme and keep
pounding away on The income tax.-New York
Recorder.
The opposition of the Bar Association OF this
city TO any amendment OF the libel law is just
what might have been expected from profess
sion In which every legal reform that has ever
been carried or proposed in this State has
found Its interest and most persistent foes
New York Herald.
An Arcola Qll) girl, Miss Bunch, ran Tor
Superintendent of Schools and got there with
bolh feet. She stood at the polls with several
bushel baskets OF roses. pinned boutonniere
on each voter and pinned the voter The whis-
ky interest couldn't liquor.-Plttsburg Press.
The steel combination pretends that 1t Is
organized for the public good. as cutting OF
expenses Will lessen the price Of its products.
Philanthropic, truly! IL may, perhaps, enable
every family 10 have steel iugots for breakfast
every day Ia the week.-Iudianapoli News.
Mrs. Granniss' "single standard OF purity"
by which men are to be guiued as well as
women, will not be voted on by Congress. II
might be delayed by flbustering,-St. Louis
Post Dispatch.
The money the New York bosses spend In
palace-cars ana on raeetracks is flcned from
the pockets Of workers who often lack sufii-
Client food for themselves and familes-New
York World.
The people OF Colorado have the consolation
OF knowing that they are not more anxious to
get rid OF their Governor than are the people OF
Kansas or Oregon or Illinois.-St Louis Re
pubic.
When criminals plead guilty in the criminal
court The prosecuting officers do all In their
power 10 save them from the consequences OF
their folly.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The latest society fad consists in "chafing
dish" parties, at which Welsh rarebts are
cooked by amateurs. Next in order will be
pepsin soirees.-St Louis Star Sayings.
Mrs. Cleveland declined to be reelected as
president OF Wells College alumn8. She EVIL
IDENTIFY believes that one double-termer in the
family is enough.-Chicago Herald.
Ferdinand Wards marriage to the daughter
OF a rich banker of Staten Island seems TO
show that he is still something of Napoleon
OF Finance.-Phiadelpbia Ledger.
A Texas Grand Jury has indicted a million
aire for murder. Surprises never cease in that
great Slate.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
College haZing was known 800 years ago.
The present age thinks 1t is about old enough
TO die.-Phladelphia Times.