The morning call., 1894-03-30
THE SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

Harvard objects to the students drinking al
some OF their social functions. The habit was
getting to the head of the class.-Philadelphla
Times.
The apple OF discord has disappeared from
the sacred circle Of SOrOsis and harmony reigns
supreme once more In that sweet sIsterhood.-
New York Recorder.
There Is really no room for complaining about
idle machinery in the country with so many
wheels moving in the head of Captain Coxey at
MAssillon.-St. Louis Republic.
People who object to garbage erematories In
their neighbOrhOod forget the Injunction to axe
care of the scents and the dollars Will take care
OF hemselves.-PIItsbnrg Press.
A Congressional temperance society has been
formed. but it would seem TO have no more
onerous occupation than Othello. the Jealous
Moor, on one Observation-Disclosures Times.
The people in Belgium do not subscribe TO the
royal doctrine that the King can do no wrong
His Majesty had better come home and attend
TO the business OF The ream.-Boston Herald.
Honest pensioners ought to be honestly paid,
but this does not alter tile fact that II all fraud
ulent pensioners were off the rolls there would
b. no complaints Of treasury deficits.-New
York World.
Nine. Calve ehews gum with an artistic aban-
don that is positively fascinating To certain
personages in society who ike to be seen in
public IN the company OF great artsts.-Chlcago
Inter Ocean.
An Iowa white girl has eloped with colored
bill poster and young lady of Evanston society
has married her fathers butler. What would
life be without the vagaries Of the fair, tickle
and always fascinating sex?-Cnicago Times
The subcommittee of the House Naval Com.
mIttee has wisely concluded not 10 recommend
an appropriation Tor a new ship OF war this
year. There are more new ships In the navy
than there are crews 10 man them.-Philadel-
pha Rec ord.
II It is true that Secretary Gresham Is the
most active member OF the Cabinet in urging
the President to sign the seigniorage bin the
Republican party has new cause for thankful
ness that Judge Gresham left it when lie did,
Boston Journal.
The door OF matrimony is ALWAYS omen. The
maiden lady OF Illinois. aged 63. who has Just
married nice old man OF S3 who has SO
acres OF land. probably does not now regret
refusing the numerous suitors OF her earlier
years.-St. LOUIS Post-Dispatch.
The Gravesend conspiracy, whose origin
dates back to the time when McKane began to
be influential, has broken down. Every man of
the combination is now looking out for himself
Hereafter The punishment OF the men implicated
IN this conspiracy should be easy.-New York
Mail and Express.
They get excited over tri1es out In Omaha
An eiderman-on" solitary. lonesome alderman
has been charged with taking brib and the
town Is all torn up over il. In Chicago this
Information would b. placed In the same cate
CORY as tue news OF the capture of Holland by
the Dutch.-Chicago Herald
Colonel Breckinridge once said In Congress-:
II can never be President. l. with many of
my colleagues. have been guilty OF an indis.
cretion which eu1ons me from feeling any ambi-
tion In that direction" Aud everybody thought
the colonel referred to his service in the Con-
federate army.-Globe- Democrat.
A general demand is made for an explanation
why. In recent gale, Chicago's postofice was
not blown down. That is because the inquirers
do not know Chicago. If they did they would
remember that The posto office Is already half
way down In the bOttomless pit into which the
whole town Is slnking.-New York Commercial
Advertiser.