The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-11-14
Ail Sorts OF Paragraphs.

= When all men know little, how
can any one man know it all ?
= Most people are better than their
ncichburS give them credit for
\n express train locomotive ona
railroad consumes ID gallons of water
per mile.
- 1t i hard ,n find a man who does
no, put the blame of his misfortune
upon his wife
t;od never did. never will. never
can make mistake. His will and
ways are always right.
'Ef you wantcr flattah cr mans
vanity good, said Uncle Ebcn, tell
i'm he ain got none.
- If the l'nitcd States has as great
relative population as Japan, it
would have 9Go. .000, 600 people.
= Economic writers declare that the
income Of the Gar Of Russia is equal
to so n00. per day every day in the
yer
= lie that can feast upon anothcrs
misery. vcxalion or disappointment
has most unhealthy soul.
= 4 radi>h 3 feet and inches in
length and ~ inches in circumference
is on exhibition at Winter Haven,
Florida.
- The girl with one beau to her
string stands a better chance of not
being an old maid than the g.. with 4
dozen.
i 1t would require eight hundred
thousand full moons to produce
day as brilliant as one Of cloudless
sunshine.
= Lovers love to tell each other
what they think of each other. So do
married people, somctimcs-and they
do it. too.
= One mile of wire, such as is used
in the manufacture of hair springs for
watches, would weigh less than half
pound.
1t is considered unlucky in Ire
land to view funeral procession
while the bchodcr is under an UNI
brclla.
= Sugar was unknown in Europe be-
fore the Christian era, and only came
into common use in the seventeenth
century.
= Artificial ice is now so made in
France that upon giving ta rapit will
separate into small GU bcs instead OF
irregular Jumps.
= Exactly why the magnetic needle
always points to the uorthward has
never been positively determined by
the scientists.
= If America was dcnscly popula-
ted as Europe it would contain as
many people as there arc i'll the world
at the present time.
- hypocritc is a man who makes
a great deal of noise over peoples
souls. but never cares dime what be-
comes Of their bodies.
= For pain in the side Or chest
there is nothing so good as a piece Of
flannel dampcncl with Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and bound on over the scat
of pain. 1t affords prompt and per
mancnt relief and if used in time will
often prevent cold from resulting in
pneumonia. This same treatment is a
sure cure for lame back. For sale by
Hill Bros.
= IIc-"Do you think your father
would object to marrying you? She
! don know. If he's anything like
me he would.
= Drums made Of aluminium are used
in the German army. They are light
cr. and give louder and more musi-
cal sound than those mad of any other
metal.
Nine. Rcgncn, florist Of Roos-
tocn, Holland, is the owner Of a giant
roScbuSh which had 5000 roses in full
bloom at one time during the past
summer.
= There is a specimen of the Mis-
sion Grapevine at Carpenteria, Cal,
which has a girth of six feet and
four inches ut the base, and is still
growing,
= Among other "Maxims for
Preachers. contained in a series
published by Il Jewish Rabbi, arc
these If you have nothing to say,
say nothing. When you are done,
stop.
- "Whistling for half an hour af-
+or no,.S * says Mrs Alice Shaw,
of whistling fame, "thc best possible
aid to digestion. Try it, weak k-chest-
ed. slender throatcd sisters, and profit
by my experience, she adds.
= The discovery has been made by
scientific Frenchman that potatoes
planted near an electric wire grow TO
be very large. and that tomatoes in
contact with an electric wire ripcn
eight days earlier than usual.
= Mrs. Newcd-l went through
George pockets last night to hunt
for change. as you advised me to, and
found some letters | gave him to
post last week now darcn scold
about the letters for fear he II scold
about my going through his pockets.
= The new rife which has been
adopted in the l'nitcd States army
weighs only eight pounds. and will
kill man at distance Of two miles.
With the use of smokclc>S powder. it
is said. a man would be Killed before
he heard or knew of the report. The
bullet is to be- of nickel or steel.
= Henry Wilson. the postmaster at
Wcl>hton. Florida. says he cured
Sasc of diarrhma Of long standing in
elk hours. with one small bottle of
Chamberlain Collie. Cholera and
pilrrhma Remedy. What Il pleasant
surprise that must have been to the
sufferer. Such cures are not unusual
with this remedy In many instances
only one or two doses are required to
give permanent relief. 1t can always
be depended upon. When reduced
with water i, is pleasant t" take. For
sale hy Hill Bros.
She: po You think the time will
ever come when wo!ncn will propose? ?
He: | don't see why it shouldn't.
suppose you proposed to me tonight
and | said vrS. what. She Oh,