The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-09-29

Louisiana sugar men want to enter the
United States treasury by the direct route
through the front door. Other so-called "pro-
tected' interests take an indirect route and
get In by the rear entrance. Aud IL Is all be-
coming Pretty plain TO the average citizen.
tOo.-MinneapoliS News.
They continue TO wonder in Washington why
the gold hat is shipped TO England grows
slower every year IN coming back. Ii they will
notice the annual increase In interest bearing
ana dlvidend-paying English investments in
this country they may mud way 10 account for
It.-New York World.
Ex-senator ingalls, Of Kansas is on deck
again dung heroic service for his old party.
The best Citizen" says he, as man who
chooses his party aud fights for it and its prin
ciples." The Senator was slightly of the rug
for while, but is OH il now with both feet
Detroit Journal.
Congressman Wilson is telling the English
reporters that "Our new tariff is purely Amerl-
can and was made for Americans" We should
like To see Mir. Wilson look well-seasoDed
American ram In the face and tell him that free
wool is IN favor OF American sheep.-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
Down In Texas, when editors fall out, they
draw their pistols and commence shooting.
with greater suffering. Here, the editor who
has grievance nquets bis foe and lays him
up with ispepsia.-Pbiladelp nia Item.
If the proposal to give each State three Sena-
tors instead of two should be adopted seat in
the Legislature in one OF the States whose poll
tics Is tainted with the communism OF pelf
ought 10 be worth at least 90 per cent more
than al preSeut.-toTt Worth GaZette.
There is no authority for the report that when
Governor Flower was asked II lie had rendered
10 the State Committee his refusal 20 accept
denomination he said that there was nothing
tender about ii, but that II was awfully tough
Brooklyn Eagle.
Tie title of Mr. Mansheld's new play, "Arms
and tile Man." seems 10 have been cribbed
from Virgil without credit, but the eribbing
stops right there. Tae rest is largely trash,
according 10 all the critIcs.-BosIon Herald.
The cuckoo organs; are so glad Of the Louis
lana Democratic revolt that they declare they
wish II h occurred long ago. II II mad the
cues would not even have had the cuckoo
tariff biz to rejoice oyer.-Omaha Bee.
When man isn't good for anything in par
ticular Hon" is prefxed 10 his name. Nearly
all newspapers nave abandoned The use of
Hon" II is relegated 10 the campaign
posters.-Iopeka journal.
The loudly advertised attempt OF the friends
Of the administration TO get Senator Briee
buked by The Democratic convention Of his
own State seems not TO have been a brilliant
success.-BOStOn Journal.
AGiIator Debs says he does not take much
stock in what they call labor leaders," He VIII
fiud an overwhelming sentiment with him so far
as leaders IF the Debs variety are concerned
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Tie Louisiana sugar planters can fairly claim
that they were read out OF the Democratic
party by the Congress that passed a law which
has destroyed their buslness--St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Having successfully discovered the bacillus
OF The Hong Kong plague, DIR. kiIasato, the
paueSe bacteT ioiogist. might now Try TO ind
the micro be OF Chinese cOurage.-Phiadelph
Record.
Brice may nail UP his yellow jacket upon the
front door Of The Havemeyer trust and dip his
thTee-eyed peacock feather in the monomelailic
misunderstanding Press.
There appear 10 be some Ohio Democrats
who do DOT believe that they were beaten badly
enough last year when Mckinley had 81 900
-maiOrity.-New York sun.
After the head was knocked out of the Nor.
cided they had no use for a Fassett.-G Galveston
News.
There APPEAR 10 be as many bl0wholes and
air bubbles IN Chinese armOr plates as there
are in On inese diplomacy.-St. Louis Republic