davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
Not "a Fool.

Park Guard-Sorry to disturb ycz,
but it's too late to be sittin' here.
Young man (apologetically)-We
didn't know it was SO late. Fact is, we
are to be married next year.
Park Guard-Begorry, d'yez think
O'm fool enough to be supposin' you
wor married lasht year?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
a Quick Wedding.

Hyski pennsylvania coal regions)-
And so your daughterski is marriedski?
Mrs. Lowslli-Ies, and it was very
quiet weddingski. De guests used
knives instead of pistols. New York
Weekly
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

Boston has had another fire where
the overhead wires badly hampcred
the department in it's work, and the
result is renewed clamor for their
removal from the streets
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
Keeping Him Alive.

Miss Richgirl- Really, pa, it is cruel
to ask George to wait until spring. He
says if our marriage is postponed hell
die.
Old Gentleman-Oh, well, I'll lend
him enough to pay his board.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

We are not to blame if evil thoughts
come into our mind, but we are if they
stay there.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
In the Middle West.

Sir William--Aw, say, is there no
wing shooting around here?
"Say, pardner, eff you'll just run over
to my cyclone pit and keep your eye
peeled you'll have shot at most
everything in the country, from
killy-lyo bird to house and lot, In
about minute. Truth.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

An apple tree owned by a Baltimore
fruit grower produces apples every one
of which is sweet on one side and sour
on the other.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
Another Customer Lost.

Mrs. De Painteur--This stuff won't
do at all, and you will have to take it
complexion.
New Clerk OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, ma
dame. it harmonized with the com
pleXion You had when You selected it.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
Not a Man.

Little Dot-Who was it that first
said beauty is only skin deep"
Little Dick-I never heard her name.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

French law makes it the duty of a
wife to accompany her husband every
where he goes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
NOW THE GOLF GIRL.
WITH HER PUTTER AND HER
DRIVER AND HER CLEEK.

With Jack, Her Favorite Laddie, and n
Hireling Scot AS Caddie, She Cuts n
Howling Caper, Doncherknow-Wit
Humor and Satire.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
A New Amusement.

Little Girl-Mamma says must
study grammar this term.
Little Boy-Wot's that for?
Little Girl-That's SO / can laugh
wen folks make mistakes. Good
News
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

A little machine that makes forty
two cigarettes in minute has been
invented bya Frenchman. 1t is run
by steam.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
THE "GOLF" GIRL.

copyrighted, 1894, bv Keppler d Schwdrs-
mdn)
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
A Corrected BllI.

Houscholder-Did the master plumb
CT make the corrections in that bill
returned to him?
Collector-Ye sir, and he found an
overcharge of 81.
AHA! Just as said"
"Yes, sill; but it took himabout an
hour to look up the items, and he
charges 50 an hour for his time. Three
dollars more please"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
II the Baby is Cutting Teeth

A rocking chair that is moved by
electricity is recent invention.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

nancy, and have con-
tinued taking 1t since
confinement. / did not
experience the nausea
or any Of the ailments
due TO pregnancy, after
] began taking your
Prescription. ! was
only in labor q short
time, and the physician
said I got along un-
usually we'll.
We think II saved me
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

ITH HER PUTTER
and her driver
and her cleek,
(And other clubs with
names as hard to
speak,,
With Jack, her ia
vorite laddie,
And a hireling Scot
as caddie,
She hurries to the
links with flush
ing cheek.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
Sure Death, Anyhow.

Scientist lat railroad restaurant)-Do
you know, sir, that rapid eating is slow
suicide?
Drummer-It may be; but on this
road slow eating is starvation.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

4 great deal Of suffering. was troubled a
great deal with leucorrhea also, and il has
done world of good for me.
Yours truly,
IA MRS. w. c. BAKER
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
Tanks. Collie Co. Tcxas.

Tanks, Collie Co., 7cfds.
DIR. R. v. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y:
Dear .Sir-I took your "Favorite Pre-
scription " previous to confinement and
never did so we'll in my life. It is only
two weeks since my confinement and am
able to do my work. feel stronger than
ever did in six weeks before. =
Yours truly,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

There are eight colored physicians IN
Baltimore.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

Karl's Glover Root Tea.
The great Blood purifier gives freshness and cearDes
to the Complexion and cures Constipation 25c Soc 81
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

In France if wife becomes an
actress without her husbands consent,
he can secure divorce from her.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an especially
good medicine for Croup.-Mrs. NJ. X, Avent,
Jonesboro, Texas, May 9th, 1891.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
nOTHERS
and those about to

and those about TO
become mothers,
should know that
DIR. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription
robs childbirth of
its torture, terrors
and dangers to
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

be sure and use that old and weltried remedy, MI
wNsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03
6aeA.@Mzv
A MOTHERS EXPERIENCE.

.SoNM Bend, Pacific Co., Wdsh.
DR.. r. ". PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y:
Dear Sir began taking your Favor
lite Prescription " the first month of pregs
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-11-03

''Hanson's Magic Corn Salve"
Warranted TO cure or money refunded. Ask your
'uggist for 1t. Price Is cents
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
KANSAS PARAGRAPHS


III. AlCAAe - Nlsaaihg II Great bo2u
anu the Iaugn Is on Inc to"n-
Society at McLouth Is confronted with
the awful probability OF a dozen we'd
dlngs I'm the near future"
Oskaloosa has a Five Brothers band
There Is nothing ike keeping some
things confined TO one family.
Sedan Times Star: Coffeyville has a
conservatory Of music and art,v but the
proprietor has a stone quarry to fall
back on
A former Quenemo man who bore an
excellent reputation when he lived
there has moved to Elk county and gone
into politics.
The Barton county IRRIGATION societv
will hold a meeting Oct. 80 and listen ID
what its delegates learned at The Finnev
county display.
The Hoisinqton Dispatch VIII now
have to make Itself square with iii ala
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
THOSE CLEVER JAPS.

How They Evade the Pauper Immigra
ton Restriction and Get In.
PORT TOWNSEND, Wash. Oct. 24--The
customs and immigration officials here
have discovered a scheme whereby it is
estimated that 500 pauper Japanese have
been admitted this year. The only re-
striction the immigration law imposes Is
that each applicant for admission shall
possess $50.
I now develops that when a party Of
pauper Japanese arrive in Victoria they
are met there by agents from this side,
who supply each with $50 and ticket
into this country. Upon arriving
here the Japanese are taken to
the custom house. examined and
as each has the requisite amount the
party is passed. Before departing for in
terror points the money is refunded to
the agent, who crosses the line again to
await another batch
The discovery of the scheme is second
only to that made during the term of ex-
Collector WATSON, when party of TWEEN
ty-seven Japanese applied for ad-
mission. They were lined up in q
hall outside the collectors office
and were called and remained separately.
An Inspector standing near happened to
see one giving money to another, and
suspecting rand, had the entire party
taken before the collector in a bunch.
resulting in the discovery that there was
but $50 among the whole crowd. AS q
consequence all but one we're bundled
back to Victoria, where the agents evil
IDENTIFY connected with the scheme we're
recently unearthed-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

AGAIN the United States army has been
called into service to protect a corpora
ton This time it is the Pacific Express
company, and the scene of operations Is
TO be the Indian Territory. Corporations
are continually becoming more burden
some to the people. After being granted
all sorts Of special privileges they are Al
ways calling On the courts or the army
for assistance. Ordinary people or BUSH
ness enterprises do not receive any such
fostering care from the government.
After being the recipients of so many
specialifavors, if the corporate enterprises
cannot take care of themselves it might
perhaps be as well for them to surrender
their affairs to some one else and go out
Of business. In fact if the government
must furnish men enough to run the ex-
press business Of the country it might al
well operate the whole thing in the in
terest Of the people. The patrons Of the
company are now compelled to pay
double for the service; once 10 the COM
pany and once to the government to see
that the service is performed The com
plant il made by the company that the
deputy marshals are in league with the
robbers. Let them hire their own pro-
lection and perhaps they will get better
article. Another complaint is that it
costs SO much to catch the robbers If
they would spend some of their funds in
preventing depredations it might be less
expensive. 1t is about time that corpor-
atoms were left TO take their chances
like other people.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

VICE PRESIDENT 6TEvENsON has been
engaged in swinging around the circle
for the past few days. This circum-
stance may fairly be construed into
confirmation Of the rumor that the gen
tIeman who presides over the United
States senate has a presidential bee in
his bonnet. He is IN very good standing
with large class Of Democrats because
he is believed to be in favor of the coin
age Of silver. He comes from a good
state from which to select presidential
timber and there are many things more
unlikely than that he should be the nom
inee of his party for the first place on
the ticket IN 1895 Especially is this
true since Mr.. Hills chances for election
to the governorship of New York this
year seem well nigh hopeless on account
of the many warning factions into which
the party is divided in that state. The
masses of all parties will insist very
strongly on a candidate for president at
the next election who shall be in favor of
remonetizing silver, and Mr.. Stevenson
on that account may well be considered
among the possibilities.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
Arraneea satlsfaetorlIz.

A Virginia judge once visited a
plantation where the darlcey who met
him at the gate asked him which barn
he would have his horse put in
Have you two barns?'' inquired the
Judge. yes. sab, " replied the darkey,
.'dars de ole barn and mas'r has jes
build a new one where do you
usually put the horses of the visitors
who come to see your master?' We'll,
sab, If dey's Metodls's or BaPtis's, we
gen rally puts 'em in de old barn; but
if dey's 'Plscopal, we puts EN- IN de
new one.'' We'll. Sam. you can put
my horse in the new barn; I'm Bap-
list. but my horse is an Episcopalian- =
112'and ia West sth. Peerless Steam
Laundry
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

KANSAS CITY il having such plays as
The Love Chase, by Mrs Julia Marl0we
Taber, and Diplomacy, BY Rose Coghlan.
Topeka ID reveling in Ill IA and Uncle
Toms Cabin. We seem to be side tracked
this season, and yet there is no better
theater going town IN the United States
Of its size than Topeka. Cap
ital
Nothing appears to be booked here,
either, Of any consequence. for the com
ing month at least If we are to drop
back into the deplorable state Of affairs,
theatricaIIy speaking. that we occupied
three years ago, we should govern our
selves accordingly. IF nothing but vul-
gar horseplay ATTRACTIONS like that at
the Grand opera house last night are TO
be brought here, because they are
cheap the theater- going people of To-
peka will simply stay away, that's all,
and these attractions will play to empty
houses Topeka is too big town to he
ul-treated ia such a manner
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
First VOYAGES.

A custom house examiner on the
pier Of a New York Atlantic liner is
authority for the statement that peo-
pie coming from abroad this year are
not bringing home 50 many clothes as
they have in years gone by New
York men who cross often carry one
steamer trunk People from the West
usually come with the largest stock
of garments Passengers who have
come back from their first voyage
cause the most trouble. They are
usually Overstoclxed with rything
1t il easy to recognize them as first
vovagers, because they run about the
pier chasing up their trunks as though
they were the only passengers on the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
eREclAN BANDITS.
Death OF Chief who Has Been Terror
For Many Years.
[specIaI Correspondenee.I


VIENNA, Oct 9--AIthOugh queens,
as a rule, cannot be expected to manifest
any particular sympathy for brigands,
yet imagine that Queen Olga of Greece
will have been somewhat moved by the
death at Lamia Of Nasos Papakyritsop-
ulos, the bandit chieftain who for years
has been terrorizing the province of
Phthiotis, for she was personally &C
quainted with him, and on one occasion
interviewed to save him from punish
ment which he had incurred while serv-
ing in the army. / was in Athens at the
time and remember hearing from the
queens own lips how she had been
brought to interest herself in his fate.
One day, when she was walking in the
gardens Of the palace, a young man
dressed in the uniform OF a corporal Of
infantry appeared before her and threw
himself at her feet, invoking her help.
From the story which he told her it
appeared that he was son of a provin-
cial mayor who had been overtaken by
financial misfortunes. In consequence
of this the parents Of the young soldiers
fancee had insisted on the engagement
being broken of. This had upset the
youth to such an extent that he became
moody and bad tempered and finally
ended by striking in fit of passion a
subject of his love affair. Realizing the
gravity of his ohense. he had taken to
fight, and knowing the fate that await
ed him if arrested in his despair he be-
thought himself Of the queen and re-
solved to beseech her to exert her inf1u-
ence in his behalf
There is no warmer hearted woman
in the world than Queen Olga. and,
thanks to her. he escaped with merely a
nominal punishment, being forced, how
ever, to quit the army. Instead of re-
naming at Athens or of emigrating. he
was i'll advised enough to return to his
native town of Lamia, where he arrived
on the very day that his betrothed was
being married to his rival This was
more than he could bear, and that same
night both bride and bridegroom were
laid low by the dagger of young Nasos-
Captured shortly after this and con-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
A MARK TWAIN JOKELET.
He Proved to Mrs. stowe That He Had
a Collar and Nscktis.


a Collar and Necktis-
There is a story told IN Hartford
about Mark Twain which is more
characteristic than funny, but it sug-
gests a comforta bic fashion Mrs
Harriet Beecher Stowe lives a fe "
doors from Marks house, and one fine
hot summer morning the bohemian
lester, while strolling out before
breakfast in smoking jacket and
slippers and without either collar or
necktie, found the venerable au-
thoress sitting on her veranda, and 50
went inside and made a morning call
of a quarter Of an hour or so. Then
he lounged home to breakfast and
shocked his wife BY telling her that
he had been calling on Mrs Stowe.
She advised him to dress after break
fast and call again and apologies
Mark knew better way He sent
collar and neclxtie by one Of his chill
dren, by. way OF sample, and Mrs.
Stowe expressed herself as perfectly
satisfied.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

rET The STATE JcUENAL is the only
paper In Kansas receiving the Full Day
Associated Press.
EB Member American Newspaper Pub
Gshers's association.
IT, The STATE JOURNAL has the
handsomest and most complete web ster-
sotype psrfecting press.
~ Eastern ofdoe. e Tribune Building.
New York, Perry Luksns, Jr., manager.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

ALTHOUGH both Populists and Repub-
icans are claiming the state by 25, 200
plurality, as a matter Of fact both are
really counting on from 5000 to 1000.
The best estimates made BY the shrewd-
est politicians are as low as that An
other close election IN this state will be
little less than q misfortune. All citi-
gems who prefer peace hope that the
plurality - pronounced enough to con-
vince the defeated party that there has
been no false count
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

The A. r. u. claims to have 900 mem
bers In Topeka, and it is claimed that
every one or the 600 votes will be cast
for the Populist party In spite Of this
statement very many Of the railroad men
IN Topeka are members of Republican
organizations. If such a large number
of the railroad voters have changed their
political opinions and become PopuIists
In the last year, they have certainly kept
very quiet about it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
OBJECTS TO THE PASTOR.


Church Into Police Court
The Second Baptist church (colored)
row is occupying the time Of Judge Ems
minger's police court at present It
started in this morning with about If
teen witnesses and half a dozen lawyers
on each side and was run till 8 o'clock,
when the Judge had business elsewhere,
and the case was held over till tomorrow
morning. r. Nj. Frazier, Nat Williams
and Lewis Denny are the men under ar
rest. The complaining witness. Mr..
Hayden Edwards, who is one OF the
seven deacons of the church, says that
BIr. Frazier had raised some objection to
the pastor at a business meeting of the
mem bers Oh the evening of October 18th,
and there had been some dispute about
it. during the progress of which Mr.. Ed
wards and several other people too mum
erous to mention had been hit IN the
eyes and divers other places. The church
is located on First street The case will
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

A GREAT many of the people of To-
peka are interested in this Santa Fe
meeting. They don't quite catch on to
these Amsterdam proxies" and this
cumulative voting and other things,
but they would like to know if George
r. Peck il going to continue to hold his
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

THAT'S a nice little story about Pub
Usher h A Heath having $4,000 to bet
on Lewelling II it had come out lit
tie later in the campaign it would be
called a "roorback;" but it appears to
have come out early enough to be called
simply a plain lie
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

II these desperate attempts to get
somebody to 20 down ia the Seventh dis
trict "to help out" continue. the whole
state will be convinced eventually that
the Seventh is hOpelessly lost to the Re-
publicans- It seems that Jerry's crutch
has been doing lots of work for him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

TIE representative of the sugar trust
l. with US this week. but we can assure
him that be will not be mobbed, not
withstanding that we western people
think the sugar trust IS nearly allied to
the world, the flesh and the devil.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

WHEN this cruel campaign is over. it il
20 BE- hoped Governor Lewelling will dis
miss DR.. McCasey It is such bore to
have to discuss him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

TIM women rather like David Over
myer in spite of his arguments against
woman suffrage; thaFs because they
don't believe he really means it; and he
probably doesn't
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

DAVID OvERAIYER says he never did
talk in favor Of prohibition; but his
friends recall instances where he did
We secretly believe our brilliant towns
man is not half as bad as he paints him
self
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

THE Indian is rapidly disappearing
from the face Of the earth, bat there is
one thing be can't take with him and
that Is his summer
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

WASHINGTON. Oct 24-For Kansas:
Forecast: Tonight and Thursday fair;
decidedly colder; winds becoming north
west
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
HAS REGISTERED TWICE.


lertIIeANras
Thomas Gaines. the colored man VINO
saws he has two certificates Of registra-
tion. is TO be summoned before the com
missioner Of elections and IL ia very
likely he will lose both. The commits
sioner has found that Gaines has reRis
tered twice On March he 70 supposed
to have registered under the name %
Thomas Cines and last Saturday he reg-
istered from the same place. llIQ Fiji
more street as Thomas Gaines.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24
GREATEST IN KANSAS
AVERAGE DAILY CALCULATIONS
$500

Fer the three dull summer months OF
1s94-sr increase Of over fifty per cent
In one year.
OUR PROOF
TIE issues Of the TOPEKA DAILY STATE
JOURNAL for the three months viz. from the
1sr day OF June, 1894. to che slst day OF August.
1884. inclusive have been as follows.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

probably hang over the edge ot the
docket the rest Of the week.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24


No GrfpinR. no Nausea, no Pain, when
De Witt's Little Early Rises are taken.
small Pill Best Pill Best Pill !. =
Jones.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-10-24

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.