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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

DIES MONIES, IOWA.

NJ IAE value OF the COnnectlcut in.
\ vention which convertsa legal hang
ing into case OF compulsory suicide
may we'll be dou bted
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03
SIOUX CITY POLICE.

Charges OF a Very ensational Nature Made.
SIOUX CITY, August Local news
paper men have disclosed that since
March the police force has stolen from
$50 to $500 per month Of fines collected
from bawdy -house inma ties, and as a
result Mayor Fletcher has demanded
the resignation of Captain Petty An
investigation has been ordered. and if
the charges are sustained Chief Young
and other members of the force will
lose their positions.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

The weather is undoubtedly seasonable,
but the seasoning is little high
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

fire recently visited Bonaparte.
twenty-five miles west of Keol1uk, on
the Rock Island railway, When the
fire got under Roadway Keollul1 was
telegraphed for assistance and sent a
steamer and hose reel by special train.
At midnight the fire was under control.
Nine buildings were destroyed, includ-
ing the opera house, bank and several
stores The losses are as follows: A.
G. Troutman, grocery, S1.5oo; Farmers
q Traders Bank. 81 500: Robinson &
Co, restaurant, $1,000: McDosald q
Meek, dry goods, $1,000; Cressap. Sad
der & Co, meat market. 81, 500; j. II.
Cressap. $500. $500, $500 and 81 500.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

WIN clean Silks Weolen Goods. Ribbons, Curtains
and Carpets. Unequaled for cleaning house, kill
ing moths and renovatng grease spots. Price l5c,
2cakes for 25c For sale everywhere Address
H. & H., Des Moines, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

What's true gentleman is, he was In the
beginning.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

Almost all resolutions have mental res
ervations to them
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

1t is necessary to meet good luck hal
way. Bad luck will chase you.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

Karl's Clover Root Tea,
The great Blood purifier gives freshness and clearnes
70 the Complexion and Constipation. 25c Soc 81
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

Goes Cough EnYsam
IS the Oldest and best 1t will bre, up a Cold auicp
err than anything else. 1t is always reliable. Try II
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

"a Cup of Parks Tea at night moves
the bowels In the morning.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

ANDREW Fol, the Cronin suspect,
has made an attempt to murder the
wife whom he deserted when she
gave her evidence in that famous
case and to whom he recently re-
turned IN order to hold his job as a
Chicago sewer inspector. This man
Roy is brute and dangerous one.
is to be hoped that his wife will
(psecute him and that the court
give him long jail sentence.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

You cannot step on man's toes withou
hurting his feelings.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03
II. and H.

Some men set rat traps to catch ele-
plants, while Others dig pitfalls for mice.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

"Hanson's Magic Gem SaIve."
Warranted to cure money refunded. Ask your
truggist Tor 1t. Price - cents.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-08-03

Whenever you speak evil another you
are sure to hurt yourself
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
1hiDnin. Them Ont.

A new device for plucking strangers
has been invented by the keeper Of biz
Clark street restaurant He didn't wan,
to frShten regular customers away by
raising prices on the bill Of fare. and vet
felt that it was shame to be behind
boarding house Ike. pers, saloons and no
tells in overcharlins Yesterday brigb,
idea struck him and he promptly put il
in operation. A waiter gave the snap
away. I've eaten there for six months. y
said We'll known merchant. land sci
dom had canse for 'ornplaint Last night
ordered a sirloiD steak, as | had ofte,,
done before. II WAS much thinner than
usual. but was not particularly hungry
and did rot complain. This morning !
was served with :. still thinner one and
kicked. Then the waiter told me the
steaks were all being cut thinner this
week because so II. my strangers were in
town, and the boss wanted to get more
for meals without driving away the reg
ulars, It's the same way everywhere
else. The pies are smaller; 80 are the
pats Of butter. and the proprietor has nc.
tually run in n lot 81 new coffee cnps tina.
mold considerably lass than the old ones.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
When an Elephant l. Crazy,

When we present the elephant In pos.
session Of such intellectual gifts as NAV
be his, there has TO be considered the
case Of the elephant that, being must
"a disease akin 10 frenzy-is for time
bereft OF its senses. 1t is only the male
that suffers from this affection Of insan-
ity, but every male is liable to it some
time or other, and unfortunately may be
attacked By it without warning Of any
kind.
Some men Of long experience Of ele-
phant keeping say that the must" con-
dition is preceded by premonitory symp-
toms, and if taken in time NAV, by diet
and treatment, be averted but. without
presuming TO contradict those better in
formed people, can aver that have
known some Of them to be taken BY sur
prise by the sudden "mustiny" Of ele-
phants under their own immediate super
vision.
Some elephants become demons CT
cruelty when must as, for example, a
cornmissariat elephant that, during nv
time in Oudh, broke away from the
Lucknow lines and went over a consider
able tract Of country, killing men, wom-
en- and children wherever it found an op-
portunity Of doing so.-Blackwood's
Mapazipe
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
HAIR oYElNG AN ANCIENT ART.
From Cleopatra Down Women Have He.
sorted to the Dangerous Practice

from cleopatra Down Women Have Re
"r'ea 10 'he dangerous Practice.
Inc art OF dyeins the hair IS at least
as Ola as the tlme OF Chrlst. 1t was by
or'ins 10 such Aus TO beauty that Gle
opa'ra trieu TO capture Caesar. All
.nroush history ladies OF fashion have
uieu 10 improve upon nature by artltl-
ei"iiy .oiorihs 'hae whlcn 81 Paul tells
US - .i'ei' slorS.
Ii .he neycay OF Venice the faclle
au'.Vs VI Tue city OF the lasoons dyed
'Nei naii rev. 10 "hich litlan was not
aSnahneo 10 atnx ms name.
Inc oeiie OF oeIIes III that day had red
hai!-not oright red, but dull red
win ilisoI crimson. More recently
siihos' ~ our own tlne-a rage arose for
otisn. o'oau hAir' as 10 whlcn there was
uau1'ion 'nat IL hau oeen popular with
'he "FeeA hetarae.
piohu peaos oIocked the thorough
anu young iadies OF Sood repute
uiu no' uiSuain 10 employ the dyer until
Us ',oeS were niohopohzeu oy another
Sies IL our Jay the popular color Is
ufisn. shaae OF auourn-tne blond CEN
vi .'ie oou'eNaros-ahu >llIy girls so
.nrousn mar 'yruon TO lmpart that TINT
70 'neil lucas FOR the popularity OF
oionu mar the arSonaut mas TINS e1-
,use' 'ha' II IS rarsr 'nan BLACK or brown
uaii anu inner. Every ooIy KNOWS that
tue ieSeuo OF the golden fleece was sug-
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
HIS GREAT LUCK.
Was Once Poor, But Now IL Rich-Con-
stine koures Invests His Last - in
the Honduras National Lotterv

Was Once Poor, But Now IL Rich-Con-
stine koures Invests His Last - in
the Honduras National Lottery
Nothing venture, nothing gain, j." was
the motto Constine Koures adopted
when he left Greece to settle in America.
BY sticking close to this resolution he is
to-day $4,000 richer than he was last
week. The Honduras National Lottery
louisiana State Lottery is responsible
for Mr.. koures' sudden wealth. and
there is quite an interesting story con-
nected with his good fortune.
koures is from the nobility, and owing
to some difficulty at home he came to
America. Here he commenced life az a
peddler and soon found himself in Cleye-
land, Ohio, without a cent in his pocket.
lie remembered countryman in Chi
cago, one OF the firm OF Manosus. Ma
zarokos & Co., l4l South Water street,
The only way to reach Chicago was to
walk, and this kOures did. One of the
firm gave him s. to get something to eat
and procure clean clothes. Koures
hesitated and instead OF buying food in
vested the IS in five tickets in the Hon
duras National Lottery,
To-day he received by express "a, 900,
one-fifth of the second capital prize OF
$40, 600 in the drawing OF June ~.
koures can speak but little English, but
he told a reporter for The Di,paich that
the $4,000 would he invested in the fruit
busine :. He was highly eIated over
his good fortune, and he said he thought
he now had the basis for large fortune.
He declares that he will continue b buy
Honduras National Lottery tickets
cAicoS0 Dispa oh, July rs.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
rNrrREsrIy0 TO LADIES.

II has been generally remarked that
no class of articles at the Midwinter tx
nosition received more attention than
the various indispensable, and to the
masculine mind, mysterious adiunets TO
the toilettes Of our fair ladies. Manu-
facturers from every part OF the globe
were represented, and the products oil
America, France, England and Germany
competed for the honor OF the hrst
award at the great Exposition, The
points OF competition were; freedom
from all injurious or deleterious sun
stances, efficiency in producing the lie
sired results expected IN preservati'e
OF the complexion, chemical skill III pre-"
pasing and compromising, and hnaily,
elegance OF appearance and general style.
Upon all these points "Camelline Was
awarded highest position, and received
the unusual distinction OF u special hon
orarv diploma OF merit, result not
only eminently gratifying To the manu-
iacturers, Messrs. Wakelee 4 Co., the
misunderstanding chemists OF san IRAN
cisco, but All Endorsement OF the good
Judgment OF the ladies OF the Pacitc
Coast, who, long ago, pronounced III Ia
yor OF the superior excellence vi Gam
ellne," which may be obtained at any
dru. store upon the Pacific Coast.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
GUESSES.

You bring me the words OF an old refrain
And ask me to make the meaning plain;
Three little people who wonder why
Tho world Is wide, and the heavens are high.
But how would guess from each one dor
So. Master Harry, and first come you:
For the ships on the sea, and the stars in the
sky,
The world Is wide, and the heavens are high.
And what do You think, with your dreamy air,
Little Blue Eyes on the cushion therel
For flowers TO blossom and birds to tiy,
The world is wide. and the heavens are high.
Last and least Of the wondering three,
Here Is wee Freddy. and what says hep
To play with marbles and kites to fiy,
The world is wide, and the heavens are high,
All, well, reason You each have found,
30 now the riddle to me comes round:
And this is the guess venture why
The world is wide, and the heavens are high.
Up the great hillside our feet 10 set
a little farther and farther yet;
To try forever and sin To try,
The world is wide, and the heavens are high.
kate Putnam osgood in ST. Nicholas.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11

She YET her hand he taken, and with confidence
mistaken he tried his best to waksn in h.r
heart some sentiment
with a wondrous burst or feeling ronna no,
waist ms arm was stealing, yet her fa,.
showed no revealing Of her mind ing.n,,ou.
bent. ''''7
ms voice quite low and pleading, for bims.If
was ihtercedihg, but the maiden paid M
needing to the words that he might say.
ANA no lover persevsring ever had 40 dpul,
hearing to his terms Of love endeariny a. .h,
gave t" him that day.
, NH his chance he waited with n gulI. mrs.
"'hItat"d. and with cheek unrnitIgat.d mn
AMI kissed her. Then sh. cried;
mere. yon monster! Just knew IL, Iva.
sure or quite marriott. II wait ii YOU wound
10 IT. Now hope you're satisfied :"
Tom Nilsson In Life.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
Pose.


Yes" she whispered.
WIN quick, startled glance behind her
she glided across the floor
res the woman repeated, II must Gre
ate n scene"
win lie" def movements she arranged
sonne trees and a waterfall about her, as-
sunieh sweet and pensive smile and called
70 ,he photographer that she was all ready
',n would like to have him get move on
Tribune.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11

Did you speak TO me, ,Ir'.' said the pas
senger on the seat III front, turning SHINY
10 stare AT the pto>cu-c ser "ho had 1eahed
forward to r,uIrA that 1t looked like rain
NO, >ir, replied tLeotaer pleasantly
spoke to 3, gentleman Thought sou rraeti.-
BLEED see | WI, ml,tAA~u. chicago
Tribune
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
THE DEATH OF A WEALTHY MAN.

High through his titles, power and pelf.
Boundless his wealth as wish can claim:
Eespits those titles, power and pelf,
The wretch, concentered all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall so down
So the vile dust from whence he sprung,
Cuwept, unhonored and unsung.
Sir Walter Scott.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11

Tia readers OF this spsr will be p,sssed 70
IAN mat there IL at least one dreaded dlsesse
that science has been able TO cure In AZ "
- e. ,nIv po,itiys cure now known 10 TIE med,
irnl fraternity Catarrh, being eohstltutionsi
Ii ,.s,. reauirrs a constitutional treatment
Half, ataith cure Is taken lhlsfhails setin5
i,I..Itv u,Du the blood aud mucous surfaces OF
ths .r,teu. thereby destroying the foahutloh
OF the disease and giving Me pa'leh. sugn 1,li,
by building up the constitution ana assis.lhs
nature in doing Its worn. Inc pi"p''s.is n nh's
40 t,nrh faith ia It's curative powers thAt 'het
or,rr o 20 Hundred DoiiaTs tot any case thst u
81. Ia sur, send fat list of testimonials Al
,irr,, b CHENEY GO Toledo, "
~ sold by druggists. 10 cents
Us. KuAneline stove roiisn no aass. 10 snisn
TsY 8ERssA for breakfast.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11

times were ~ aSutc ~
10 render life = burdea. !
besan using DR. P,ereee
tat ofite Prescription. !
used sSen Dottiss In ~
many uionths and do
RIVED So much tenent
from u AID the home
treatment recon IiiSui-
ed la his TREATIES oa
Diss.,,ss-s uf W oinen. that
| Wish every woman
throughout our land.
suffering Ia the sAh,o
way. may t- induced To
give your medIciu-s and
tf-atmeut . fair trlA
Fasvrite tres:rip
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11

Madge-This weather. Mr.. Puffbrain,
how does it suit you,
Mr.. PufIbrain-Drives me on. Of nv
mind.
Madse-fow you must enjoy it.-Chica-
90 Inter Ocean.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
An Objection.

Wiiiy-l hate these four ring circuses.
Mamma-Why. Willy
"illy-Becauset they use up the circus too
con, ~ they mad only one ring, the circus
'onid he four times as long.-Puck.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
BRACE ruE NERVES.

lie IN ,pi 10 Of luve-itsatlonl Why lout
you MARY >hr t.nItlsJ Nobody r,cc nAe /
lnr L.. lie
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11
MIRACLE In MISSOURI

THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF MEDICAL
SCIENCE FAR MORE WONDER
Full THAN THE MAGIC OF
THE EAST.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11

nanr LIFE a eURDEso.

Mis-, a. y. CRAWFORD, Of Ltnesions, Me-.
writes: "for years | suffered mohihiy rom
periodic paine " hieh 81
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1894-08-11

Marsden is still connected with IN.
asylum IN Massachusetts, he think. "A A
consulting physician. but az tho world
knows. as a patient, and II bear the
burden Of my deceit in that horrible
night by conducting the CORRESPONDENCE
II two corners Of our triangle Of love
ray own corner and that Of Masterson
OF hose death Marsden has never heard
Tor the experts say that were he ever In
hear OF his friends decease. SO stronvlv
does he believe himself part Of the dead
mans day dreams, the small remainder
~ his once strong mind would be utterly
blotted cut. W. Hardness in Franz
Leslie's. A~
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-09
WILL COST Over A MILLION.

The Cars New Yacht. the Keel of
which was Recently Laid.
The ears new yacht Of which he
saw the keel laid at Copenhagen. win
be named the Standard. "a Berlin
correspondent learns that she IS to
cost $3.50. 0oos and is TO be finished IN
the year 1898. The new craft. which
is also to be used as a cruiser. IS to be
attached to the so-called volunteer
fleet in the Black Sea. She is to be
$40 feet long and so feet broad.
She will be supplied with en-
gInes Of 10. 600 horse power and
be able to sail at a great speed The
Polestar, the ears present yacht,
measures only 315 feet by forty-fve
feet, and her engines are 1000 horse
power At the ceremony at Copen-
hagen nearly all the worlzmen Of the
shipbuilding yard, numb boring about
L. 500 were assembled to await the
cars arrival The place was literally
teeming with Russian police agents
The ceremony was ptyv7gded by re-
ligious service in the &ussian church
at Copenhagen. Tne ear was
received by the metropolitan. whose
hand he kissed and who sprinkled
him with holy water. He took up his
position with the empress in front of
the altar. and lznelt for quarter Of
an hour in silent PRAYER. At the ship
building yards on RefslSa holm q mag
niicent pavilion had been erected for
the imperial party The ceremony
began with prayer Then the ear
placed a silver plate In the center of
the keel, on winch were inscribed the
name Of the vessel. her size and char
acter as well as the date and year
Next the empress stepped forward
and gave three taps with a golden
hammer which had been made ex-
prsssly Tor this purpose. on the plate
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-09
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES DOLLARS



insect 70 sAs word
one naturally tAln<s e oaeeerlllss
n connection only win movers ana
movers sug ges1 sa as lllle ana warm =
Da' onere = no Plaee on ms 11H
7',1eP0 u 2n rs sl7'-' -- ~
where
curse 0as pans II ~ 'les-- l-.
aoouno VITA snsin' 011 some 81 sl7
MOST peautiIui forms are round II 1ne
mountain passes oA arJeeA-1s ana
7ia1iHlla ~ 11.e Al.ll-, az anu On s-7
- ~ ia a1sl11aSs OF mus " ~s7-- 7i7'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-09
STEPPED ON SNAKES.


The HORRIBLE Death 0F d Farmers wife
ia Georgia.
Tt was about the middle Of Nay,
1898, and Mrs Richard Smith. the wife
Of farmer, had gone TO the field
with her husband, who was replant-
ing corn that had failed to come up
regularly While they were at work
Mrs. Smith wandered off to one side
Of the field where there was a thiclzet of
aewberry vines. While picking the
berries she stood upon q pile of rocks
that had been picked up from the
6eld and thrown in heap and the
vines had covered them When she
finally started to step down some Of
the stones ~ ere dislodged and rolled
noisily down.
Instantly the pile swarmed with
furious serpents. that Kissed and
writhed about the frigh tened women
like SO many demons. The sight was
So terrible that Mrs. Smith stood hor-
ror-str tclzen while the venomous crea-
lures twisted and twined about her
limbs and glided over her person,
striking and biting her furiously. At
last fear gave way and she screamed
for help The men soon came to her
rescue and were nearly overcome by
the sight The wretched woman was
now lighting with an her strength for
life- She grappled the writhing
things and attempted to tear them
away. Acting on the direction Of her
friends, she stun bled to the open
field, where thev could assist her. and
In a few minutes seventeen copper
heads and four rattlesnakes had been
killed Several Of them had followed
her from the stone -pile, Kissing and
vrithinc in anger
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-09
A rhing Of snarss and pitfalls.

What an elusive thing new lam
guage is to be sure A lovely old Ger
man lady, showing me her wonderfully
trained birds. ordered one OF them to
sing, and as it prettily obeyed she
lovingly said: Poor creature. he is
blind all over. 7 meaning totally blind
Old Mr.. soahner the German mer-
chant, wei versed in his own language,
but always ia hot water with ours.
once writing an English letter fell
into controversy with the word .sbe-
fore" and not satisfied as to its final
letter, he sung out to his partner a
the other room sob. Benham. is
there behind an in before?s'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-09
FLoRAL cURIosITIEs.
violet Plants That Cost over sixty Dol
lars Each.

Violet Plants That Cost Over Sixty Dol
lars Each.
Few people would want to pay s. 600
for thirty-two violet plants Yet that
81 what al San Francisco florist sold
that many roots for, and he does lot
think he was overpaid either. AS may
be supposed. the violets are curi0sities-
They are the outcome Of years Of
patient hy 0ridiziug- Only violets of
one gender grow on plant This
renders them ca pa BILE of being expert
mented with successfully. The big,
bold double violet is the male flower
The demure single blossom is the fe-
male From the double flower the
pollen is carefully cut and placed in
the cup of the single blossom. Only
one blossom in hundred Of those
artifeially treated viii produce seed.
This seed is then planted, and the re-
sultant violet is again by bridized with
some other remarka bic SIP ecimen
Sometimes odd colors are obtained.
Sometimes odd form "a year aro a
nursery imam produced a violet giant
Tt was four times larger than the orr
binary flower, and grew on a. stem
from twelve to fifteen inches long.
The plant on which these remarza bic
blossoms grew sprang up from one Of
the seeds resulting from long series
OF hybridizing 1t was subdivided
and now there are thirty-tvo plants
These were purchased bv city
florist for So. 000 An iron bound con-
tract prevents the propag ator from
giving away. selling or keeping a
single rootlet. A nursery will be
started to be devoted to multi plying
the peculiar plant None Of the
plants or blossoms will be sold for
two years. by which time the thirty
two roots viii have grown to 4. coo. 600
or 5000. 600 The violet has been
named the .sTiburcio Parrott, after
the we'll known capitalist
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-09
Jimmy wasn.t Converted.

The story is told Of parent who
had beco ne a recent convert to hyp-
notism His small son, who had
heard him discussing the subject,
asked what hyDnOtisin was. He did
not answer, bat with the imperative
manner of a professional mes merist.
said; Now, Jimm do you hear2 That
is not g. clock. but a dickey-bird chip.
chipi" Jimmie turned and led pre-
cinitately, crying Mamma Mamma!
Papa's got the jin-jamsi7
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-01-09
-. 80 Il Heen.slrs.

While ia the show business IN Penn
sylvania, Artenus Ward was Du to
sleep ia an attic where the sash had
been taken out for ventilation In
the night it turned cold. Ar6emus
got up, and was busy at the window.
What are you doing. Artemus2s his
com panion asked "I'm So c-cold 'r
he chattereds III was hanging up
some of these hoopskirts. thought
they'd keep the c0arsest of the cold
out