The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1894-04-04
A eANkRupT,s CLEVER SCHEME.
Startling Developments That Enliyened
a Dinner to His Creditors.

Startling Developments That Enlivensd
a dinner to His Creditors.
This story is going the rounds at
Vienna: Among tho prominent citizens
of the capital OF the Austrian empire is
a gentleman called Fritz. He is the pro-
prietor of a large factory and is, more
over, well known as a lovial, whole
souled fellow, who delights to give large
dinner parties.
Not long since he sent out invitations
to all his business friends to partake OF
his hospitality ut u dinner party.
At first, as is frequently the case at a
dinner party at which there arc gentle
men only, the proceedings were m
what tedious. By degrees, however, the
guests became more lively under the
stimulating influences of the wines.
Their tongus, became lousened by the
frequent lubrications, and there was a
flow Of genjality and wit such as is
found only on press excursions.
Good humor prevailed to an almost
alarming extent. Everybody present
was in a hilarious mood. Just at this
III VIitH otOOo up dLu IutiludtCo Lhdt
he would like to make a few remarks.
"Bravoi'' said a fat man with a red
face, pounding on the table with the
handle of his knife.
Now we will hear something fun.
ny" remarked another guest, getting
his mouth ready to laugh.
Speech, speechl" exclaimed several
of the guests who had contemplated the
wine when it was red.
There was a solemnity about the host
that almost conyulsed the merry gentle
men present. Gentlemen, l see around
me all my creditors, and l have some
important information to impart to
you" And he paused. The fat man, to
whom Fritz was owing 30, 900 marks,
turneda trifle pale and seemed to be UNI
able to close his mouth, in which he
had deposited a morsel of pate de foie
gras. Several other creditors looked at
each other.
Gentlemen" continued the orator,
You will regret to hear that l ANA
bankrupt"
Roars of laughter. THAT is good.
Over the Hills to the Poorhouse, |"
sang another.
The orator did not join in the laugh
ter. With increased solemnity he said:
Il wish, gentlemen, for your sakes
and for my sake that | were TESTING,
but | am not. or late | have expert
enced severe losses. 1t IS impossible for
me to meet my obligations. II, however,
you gentlemen are willing to give me
six months time, | can pay off every
thing and thus ave my homeland my
life, for"-and here Fritz drew a re-
volver-"1 propose to blow out my
brains in your presence, and he placed
the deadly weapon to his temple.
The Mortified guests prang to their
feet. A few of the more courageous en-
deavored to wrest the revolver from the
desperate man, but they did not sue
coed. Fritz declared that he would not
give up the revolver until a certain doc
ument giving HIM an extension of six
months was signed, and he suddenly
drew the document from his breast
pocket.
AS we have already intimated, all
the creditors, owing to the wine, were
in "A most genial iuood, and in a few
minutes the document was signed by all
the creditors of Herr Fritz.
Then the merriment was renewed in
earnest. although there was a hollow
ring in the laugh Of the fat man that
told of IN aching heart. Fritz put up
his revolver, which, SO it has been init
mated, was not ever loaded.