Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-06-12
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
The Young Man Who IInnkers to Be Isat
 Is Given Some Advice.

Is Given Some Advice.
 SOME QUESTIONS SANSwEEED.-THEK KICK FIR is in receipt of a letter from a young man in Connecticut who says he is B years old, has pink ears. small feet and a lisp in his voice, and he wants to know if he can come out to Arizona and be ter TOT and climb up. We don't want to raise any false hopes in this pink cared young mans breast and must therefore reply that it wouldn't pay him to como out hero. At his home in New Haven he can go around with n clothcsprop on his shoul- der and blood in his eye and scare folks half to death, but out ECrr the situation would bc quite different. He might lisp and lisp, and he might swear by his crras- cd trousers that he'd slept with grizzly bars and wintcrcd with r,IttlcSnukcS, but if anybody minded him it would be to use him to stir mp the sugar in glass of tod dy or for a temporary toothpick. No, my son, don't hankcr to be bad-not in the west In the east, as we understand it. young man weighing 90 pounds and arm ed with mop handle can stalk around and give policemen palpitation of the heart, but the cattle flies would carry him of out hcrr. We don't advise you to be good. but don't come west with those pink ears.
 \ letter was received last week from St. Louis making inquiries about q man nam cd William Pell, who reached this town last fall and wrote back home 10 his sis ter that he was well, had a good thing in view and was so much in love with the country that he had concluded to stay here. A brief call ut the curuurr'S office enabled Us to give full particulars. We fuund that Mir, Pcll arrived hero, &s stated. The good thing hC had in view WAS a $lI0 mule be longing tu Colonel Davis ranch. He go; the mule one night in October, ard then his conclusion to rrmain in the country indr;aitcly Was confirmed by the action of the crowd. which followed him 22 miles nCXt day and uvrrlllul,vl him just l,slow Tom Jones hCEd. Everything gucs t0 prove that William will be a resident of this domain for.many years to come. and it may be a burden of his sisters mind tC know that he cant bc hurt ls- a stampede of steers nor mortally injured by q kick from mule.
 The mayor of a new town in Montana called Paradise has written to inquire what manual We uSC ill the prOCCCdingS Ot our common council. We reply that we use no particular manual. We believe they do in New York, Boston, Chicago and other eastern cities, but the thing would be failure here For instance, If Alder man Tom ScOvillc wanted to repeal the ordinance making it misdCmcanor tO shoot holes in n strangers hat, no manual on the face of this earth would shut him up. He'd get up and roar about Russian tyranny and American liberty and pound on the table and shoot the chimncyS off tho lamps. and the council would have tC repeal or adjourn. The way WIG run things as mayor and president of thc council is to keep an eye on Tom. When he begins to hitch around on his chair and work his cars. WIG know whats coming, By the time he is on his feet and has inQuird whithcr this country is drifting wo have tho muzzlc of a six shnotCr on a line with his left eye, and he hC:ivcs q sigh and sits