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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-06-19

The resolutions which those who have
decided 10 organize the Central Trade and
Labor Federation of Indianapolis have pre-
generally approved. They are conserva-
tive and they fully recognize some of the
characters and influences which have
tended to iniure the cause of organized
experience that they cannot afford to
permit men who are wage earners in
name TO use their organization for political
purposes. II real labor leaders, who have
can find employment. find that political
organization is necessary they can do it
as a body, but to permit aspirants for
office to use the names of such organiza-
tons to secure nominations has been an
injury to their cause. In this city men
have demanded nominations because they
nave declared that they could lead the
larger part of organized labor to this or
that party. 1t is to the credit of such
organizations that such men. when candi-
dates. have received no more votes than
other men on the same tickets. 1t is
now evident that the prudent leaders in
this city have had enough of that sort Of
thing. and consequently have shut these
men out of the proposed federation. A
itself to intelligent people is the following:
That a central body should be conserva-
tive and fair at all times. and so conduct
its affairs as to entitle it to the confidence
and respect of the public, without whose
sympathy and support all efforts to Sc
cure justice for labor are vain.
There are many intelligent men in the
ranks Of wage earners who nave always
commanded respect, and when their or
ganizations have failed it has been be-
ignored and a class of blatant tongue
laborers have controlled action. The pro-
posed federation does not in set terms
put such reckless agitators within the
quoted those who adopted it must have
had that class in mind. Men who have a
wider horizon than those who greedily
grasp what may be in reach have learned
that whatever tends to promote the in
terests of those who work for wages pro-
notes the interests of all. More than all
else the wages Of the people fill the chan
nels of trade in the great staples. When
nearly all are employed at wages which
will afford the comforts and some Of the
luxuries Of life the channels of trade are
filled to the brim, but when wage people
ployed at low wages, trade shrinks as do
the brooks in the drought Of midsummer.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-06-19

"A Recommendation Intended for publications IN
HtTGTer must. ia order 10 receire attention, be nc
fonJ Gnieo by me name mud address Of The ~i0riker.
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
DIED.

BROOKS-At her residence, 1895 @ street,
Georgetown, o. G., on december 2S. 1884, at 2 10
a. M, Mrs. ELIZABETH BROOKS, mother of Lottie
Boyd in the forty-ifth year of her age
Funeral from Holy Trinity Catholic Church,
to-day Sunday, December 80, at 9 o'clock sharp.
HARRIS-MILLlE A HARRls departed this life
December 2S, 1894.
funeral from the Shiloh Baptist Church to-.
day Sunday at O'Clock
Hilton Friday, December 2S. 1894, at 1912
p. M, at his residence, 1133 Fi<senth Street
northwest, JOHN W.. son of Rupert De &. and
Mary E. Hill, beloved husband of Edith NJ. Hill,
nee Ager, of Georgetown, d. G.
Funeral Monday, December 81, at p. M,
from above residence.
KENNY-On December q. 1894, MARY A.
KENNY, after long and painful illness, ct her
residence, No 1131 Eighteenth street northwest
Funeral Monday morning at $50 o'clock. Rel
atives aud friends respectfully invited
MILLER-On Friday, December 2S, 1894, at $50
D. m., LAURENCE MILLER, aged twenty-six years.
at his residence, HOS Eleveneth street south
east
Funeral from the house on Monday, Slst in
slant, at O'Clock p. m. Relatives and friends
respectfully invited to attend.
SEARS-Suddenly, on the morning of Deceml-
ber g. 1894 at her residence, 1909 street north
w. Sears.
Funeral services Monday, December 81, at 2
p. nl., in ST. Andrews Church.
THOMPSON-on Friday, December %, 1894. at
7:30 D. M, ALTA NJ. THOMPSON, after long and
painful illness.
Funeral from her late residence, 1912 street
northwest, to-day Sunday, December 80, at 2
D. m Friends and relatives invited Inter-
ment at Tennallytown.
The Washington times., 1894-12-30

to men, and now it is complete, a perfect
whole not a media maranja, or half orange,
as the Spaniards call either men or women
who flock alone"
Abracadabra has some unique methods.
For instance, when the roll is called each
member answers by brief quotation from
the author assigned for the evening.
The prelude is limited TO fifteen minutes,
and for this winter consists OF the life OF Ma
poleon.
At each alternate meeting there Is a sques-
tion drawer" Any member desiring infor-
nation upon any subject Literary, scientific,
art, or music-may deposit written ques-
tion with the member in charge OF the
'drawer" at the meeting preceding the one
on which 1t is TO be answered; sometimes
member, knowing the answer, takes this
method of introducing the subject to the club,
If 1t is matter OF general interest.
The club also reviews popular books, tax
ing them up by chapters.
Essays read before Abracadabra must be
original. The membership is limited to thirty
and with such varied programme and the
sway OF its own peculiar charm Abracababra
is not likely to have vacancy.
Many of the women's clubs OF this city will
take ND after the holidays the subject of the
Cotton States and international exposition to
be held in Atalanta Ga., next year.
Women all over the country are deter.
mined that the woman's department shall
represent all the branches of womans work
In science, invention, art, music, literature.
practical domestic homework, needlework OF
all kinds, cooking, and in fact everything
that a woman does and may do.
Mrs. Joseph Thompson. president of the
board OF managers, Is enthusiastic, and has
inspired oil the women of the South to work
with energy Ter the success of the movement.
The award IL the plan for a special
woman's building s,as been awarded to q
| woman.
The Short Story Club sset at the residence
OF Mrs. M. 8. LOCKWOOD 101 street, on
Wednesday evening, and In spite of the snow
the rooms were comfortably full.
The programme was unusually varied and
every one seemed to enjoy 1t.
Madame Korany read most interesting
| Oriental story, Mrs. Lockwood gave graphic
| description OF a visit to the geysers of South
ern California, and Bill Nye was badgered
into saying something which it would be vain
to quote. but which made everybody laugh.
! The woman's National Press Association
| has received communication from the Texas
| auxiliary reporting a mid-year meeting at
which a number Of active newspaper women
were admitted to membership, two Of these
being daily reporters.
A request was made that the W. N. P. A.
send delegates to the annual convention Of
| the T.. w. P. A., which will meet In Houston
on the second Thursday In May, 1895. Del
| egates will be entertained by the T. w. p. A.
: The Texas Womnn's Press Association has
| also signifcd its destrs to unite with tho
Federation Of Womep's Clubs. -, IS
A metal badge has been adopted by the
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
THE SHOPPERS GUIDE


Consult to-days TINES for full detailsl
Thos W. Riley-s4 25 ton for the best
pea coal.
Parker, Bridget & Co.-Comfortable storm
oyercoats priced from $40 up.
AGude Bro.-Beautiful Roman hyacinths
priced to please
Craig Harding Dining tables built I
solid oak for "a. rs and more.
Enrich Beef Co.-Everything edible at
lowest prices.
Heilbrun Co.-Stylish serviceable shoes
at lowest conceivable prices.
julius Lansburgh- Elegantly upholstered
parIor suites $3.50.
Loeb L Hirsh-Men's wearables at popular
prices.
NJ. Kaufman-s7.5o so is the beginning price
for mems overcoats.
Kings Palace-Ladies' Tuxedo Jackets
Sc. 9s
Observation-Disclosures cork sole shoesi for
men, $500.
John F. Ellis 4 Co.-sweet-toned Stewart
lanjos. reasonable prices.
Grogan Handsomely finished plush or
hairclo; h parlor suite, s22.50.
II. Walker Tucker-soc. pair for ladies'
shoes.
Arthur B. smith-clean shamokin coal.
$5.75 ton.
Geo. spransy-UIsters of unusually fine
quality for $500.
The Washington times., 1894-12-30

McAllister & Co.-Excellent eyeglasses and
spectacles for S10O.
House d Herrmann-S Stoves, furniture, car
pets. etc., at lowest prices for cash or credit.
Johnson & Luttrell-Best bargains in
blankets. from &c. to $3.50 pair.
Eiseman Bros.-Large. stock of Mems and
Boys Stylish. Seasonable Clothing at one
third off regular prices.
Lansburgh & Bro.-Children's Worsted
Caps, 25c.
William Hahn Co.-Patent Leather Low
Shoes for Gentlemen, s1.25 and S2.00.
Robinson, Cherry & Co.-Men's Correct
Furnishings for Afternoon and Evening
Wear
Il. Friedlander & Bro.-Heavy Winter
Weight Trousers for Men, s1.5o.
New York Clothing House.-Greatly Re-
duced Prices on all Mems and Boys Season
able Clothing.
Saks & Co.-Outfits for Men and Boys at
Unequaled Prices.
Louvre Glove Co.-Men's Gloves, 81 to
s1.5O paif.
Garner-Large varis.y OF elegantly made
suits for $3.50 and s7.
W. B. Moses & sons-Artisticaly designed
dressing table for $3.50.
The Famous-Clothing for Men and Boys
at extraordinarily low prices.
Plymouth Rock Pants Co.-Overcoats made
to fit for S10.25 and up.
F. Fl. Finley d Son-yal Blatz Beer, the
best beer to drink.
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
The FOrtnightly Rechristens II
self Abracadabra for Good Luck.
MEN ARE NOW ADMITTED ALSO
Atlanta Exposition to be Taken Up
by Several of the Societies.
Women All Over the Country Are Deter
mined That Their Work Shall Be Fully
Represented at the Cotton States Great
Show Unusually Varied Programme Of
the Short story Club at It's Last Meeting.

The National Science Club for Women will
meet in the lecture-room of the National
Museum on Thursday, January 8. at IL
O'Clock, to hear Mrs. Olive Thorn Miller
lecture on 1.-The bird our brother"
Mrs. Miller is well known through her
charming works and her wide circle Of ac-
quaintances and admirers in Washington will
be glad to have the opportunity of hearing
the accomplished author and lecturer upon a
subject in which she has given the time and
study born of her fraternal love for the bird
our brother"
Abracadabra is the new name of the Fort
nightly Club, of Capitol Hill
The name has no literary significance, but.
besides being charm or amulet OF great an
tiquity and of supposed Persian origin. it has
a fascinating tripping sound, as its quintet of
syllables. marked by the broad a, fail upon
the ear.
The Fortnightly Club not only rechristened
itself, but by virtue OF its charm and in the
name of Abracadabra, it threw open its doors
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
auxiliary different from that of the W. N.

auxiliary different from that of the W. N.
P. A.
The ladies of the board OF managers of the
Homeopathic Free Dispensary gave dance
at the residence OF Mrs. j. T. Dyer, No. 1877
r street, on Thursday evening. The rooms
were comfortably full and the beyy of pretty
girls and handsome beaux appeared to enjoy
the entertainment immensely.
Assembly Church Sunday-school gathered
strong on Wednesday evening, spite Of the
violent storm, to enjoy their annual festival.
Mr. Maltby entertained the children by some
beautiful stereopticon views. Recitations and
music followed, after which candy and nuts
were distributed.
Donations in cash for the poor amounted to
$50. two-thirds OF which viii go to the Union
Mission and the other third to the Newsboys'
Home.
New Church Sunday-school held its annual
Christmas party on Wednesday evening at
the residence Of Mrs. McCarty, No. 901 v
street.
In spite OF the violent storm the children
were numerous and seemed to enjoy them
selves thoroughly.
Two New Church Academy students from
Philadelphia on visit to Prof. Hunt enter
tanned the company by some excellent music
rendered with the flute and clarionet.
The closing dance OF the party was the Vir-
ginia reel, led by an old lady OF eighty-four
and prominent preacher OF this city. This
added not little interest to the enjoyment OF
the guests and to the evident amusement Of
the little ones in tho dance.
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
To.MoRRow's MENU.

TO.MoRROW'S MENU.
BREAKFAST
Lady apples.
Cracked wheat and cream
Baked potatoes.
Wafdes.
Strained honey.
Coffee
LUNCH.
Cold roast beef.
Stewed corn
Sweet picked peaches.
EiEoe pie Coffee.
DINNER
Little neck CLAIMS
Celsry. Radishes
Baked red snapper with lobster sauce.
Baked macaroni with cheese.
Crcaned turnipe. Baked sweet potatoes
Tomato salad.
MGyonnaise dressing.
Cream Of rice with angelica. Chocolate cake.
Coffee.
-----9-e - #ss
VAL BLATZ BEER.
The Washington times., 1894-12-30

Foreman Bibb Reduoed-Mr. R. 8. Bibb,
foreman Navy branch, g. P. o., has been re-
ffom West Virginia.
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
UNDERTAKES.

NICHOLS 4 CO.,
IN Undertakers and Emba1mers,
Penn ave- and Cd st..se; Phone. "a, Capitol
HilL. Prompt attention; reasonable terms.
dc4-1mo
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
MARRIED.

MCNAIR-PoTTS-At Fort Barrancas Fla,
December 25, 1894, Lieut.. w. s. MCNAIR, Third
Artillery. to LOUISE b., daughter of Capt. R. d.
Potts. Third Artillery. No cards
The Washington times., 1894-12-30
Taken ON a Serious Charge.

Annie Hitter, colored, was arrested by
Policeman Flather yesterday, charged with
harboring minor for immoral purposes. Ida
Adams, also coiored, was taken into custody
the previous night for vagrancy, and she con-
fessed that she was only seventeen years old
and had been living In the house OF the Hitter
woman in the 'sdivision."
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-02-16
Married Women q. EMPLOYER.

Tho aversion Of the New York board OF
education 20 married teachers r. not shar-
"a By the dry goods merchants or CONNER
cial men who employ women They claim
that "a good salcswoman, clerk or operator
"a better servant after marriage. She
usually RESIGNS. but the firm Is glad 90
take her hacS after tho honeymoon. The
married salcswomen. typewriters, machine
operators. drcssmakers and special work
ers ia representative establishment arc
said 10 do more work and give less trouble
than the average single woman. The mar
ried clerks don't firt with the foorwalk-
en-. they don't gahhlc with the elevator
boys, aud they are most patient with Gus
TONERS. The married typcwriters don @ go
To lunch with heads of departments ana
fellow clerks. and IL they read the scandals
in the daily papers they do not make the
fact public by circulating the clipping
At least that "a what the managers saw
ana they ought 90 know New York
World
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-02-16

publication Of "a JAMES r. SOVEREIGN.
weekly paper at Cherokee, afterward en-
gaging in similar ventures at jefferson,
Atlantic and Dubuque. He was a pro-
nounced Greenbacker and twice ran for
congress on that partys ticket. on which
he was also the nominee for lieutenant
governor Of Iowa in 1857. He supported
Governor Boies in 1889 and was appoint
Ell commissioner of labor statistics, in
which Office he served two terms. He
was born in Cassville, Wis. ON May 80,
1854 He advocates land naturalization,
government ownership Of railroads and
telegraphs, free trade and the issuance
of all money by the government as REM
edies for existing abuses.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-02-16

AIJAs SUMMONS W. IN The DISTRICT
II court Of the Fret Judicial district OF the
state Of Montana. IN and for the county OF Lewis
Trsderiek Rowen. William rowsn aud era u.
thomson, a. Bowen roe y lIompson' pam
tiff ". fdward sriudrod dofend1nt.
The state Of Montana sends greeting to tho
shove named defendant fdWard urlnaroai
You are hereby required ~ appear IN an aotleL
brought against you by the above named plslntlus
in the district court OF the First Judicial olstrio
IN the state 81 Montana IN and Tor the county OF
1 lewis AMI Clarke and 90 answer the complaint
filed therein within ten days (eEcluHiEe q the nAf
Of seryicel after this service % yon OF this sum
mons n served within this county; orh served our
u this county. but within this district wilma
iudensut b. default will b. taken AgAinst You
secordinR 10 the prayer of aid compliant
he sad acton a. Drougnf Go roeofef t4f sum
OF gRg1s "A, beside. Interest upon two no - a.
dsys. payable 10 ian Ksileher, or order Tor
fII.fd With Interest Al ~ per cent an assignsa
TO plaintiffs The other. executed oct = lot1
due Ia 20 daya paYabie 90 Merchants NaionAi
bank. Heleua. Aontana. Tor tlaso. signso ~
I'd HriRdfod A CO - principals sad hoSsn
roo hompson - sureties ana paia on "
plaintiffs hsreiu .st.
And you are hsreby n0tifsd that II ySu fail 70
aptaar aud answer the said ComplAinL - apof7
rsqulred the said plaintiff viu tAke deiauli
agsinst you Aod lndsmsnt for s4.t's.f ana IN
Given under ny hand and the seal o. the de
trict court Of tho first judicial district Of NE
Sat. - Montana IN and Tor Tho
- county u Lewis ana alarhe
I real First this 18th dAI 81 cd nasl, in w
- JOHN BEAN Clerk
By q. q. ERuFMsS. Douuy +, lefE
eIsiih a Word. aitorneys Tor piainuhs
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-02-16

In one Of the United States precedent
for the admission Of women as voters was
furnished during the last century. Inc
state referred to was New Jersey, which
hv its constitution Of 1919, gave the sur
frage 90 an the inhabitants who had the
property qualification. Alaw passed FEB.
-. lTp5. 10 regulate elections under that
constitution provided that every voter
should deposit his or her ballot and that
the written ticket should contain che
names of those for whom he or she voted.
But "A later act in 1907 enacted that no
pcrson should De- allowed 10 vote except
free born white citizens OF the male sex.
Since then the word male has been in
scribed in the constitution Of the state Of
New Jersey. as had already been done in
the other states.-Csmden Letter.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-02-16

The only jewel which Nine Calve ever
wears IL gold medallion on which Is i'm
scribed in letters Of pearl the initials ~.
r." IL Is not generally known that Calve
and A,bani are the only singers who have
been honored by passinga night under the
queen roof When ana opera is sung at
Windsor by the queen command. the
artists are brought down by special train,
which takes them back % London on the
same night. When Calve sang there. she
was requested 90 remain over night, and
the Princes Beatrice went 80 far as %
loan hera pairof royal bed slippers. Some
one asked Mime Cclve bow She accounted
for ths distinction that had been shown.
'Oh. I'm sure ! don know. She re
piled. with a Characteristic sArug, "unless
a. was because ana not acquainted with
the Prince OF Wales -New York jour
nal.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-02-16
Independent Book Coupon No. |.

No; 1.-The Old Mam'ssllo's Secret By E
No Al lind Fate. BY Mrs, Alexander
No "A Warrant Wife. BY florenss Warden.
no. Peg Wolf ngton. BY Charles Rssde.
No. 5-Ruiilno. ~ OuidA;
No. B-Lovss Atonsment By III. Bsntzon.
Nc: ii Have Lived and Loved BY MrA
No. s"Jot. Her Face and Her Fortune. BY Mira
No Tho House on the Marsh. BY Florence
No. 10, ,issssies Fancy Work n c,......
No 1.-The Story of an African Farm. By
No i5~s6s. A History Of Adventure py II. Bider
No; liking sOlomOns Minss By H. Rider
No. 5~EssAya First Series. ry Ralph Waldo
No i6-tA mille by Alexander Dumas.
No. 1.-THE Modern Home Cook Book.
No. ls-The Shadow of Bin. by Charlotte M
No. 70 The secret Of Her Life By Edward
No "a Rogus's Life. BY wnkie Collins
No 2i-The Other Mans Wife. Dy John Strange
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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-02-16
IL WAS POSTED ON WIGS
And ItkewIse Free with Advice Whici
Was Not Appreciated.

aud Likewise free WIN AhftN'
Was Not Appreciated.
A cheerful looking citizen who had a
1rn grip on a strap la state street oauie
err the other morning leaned Gown ''
meak 20 "a seated but restless passenger
Ee,lged I'm between two larger men.
tThnt's pretty good wig you ~ wear
lry mister be said I'm q confidential tone,
,.but anybody can see that it's a WIZ ---
"Sir.'
81 saw it's a pretty good wig ns Wlss
70. and I'm a judgc II wigs. I've 'fieu
at least a dozen of them --
s'Sir. when / need any Of your --
.Not on my own head. OF course new
Or had occasion 20 use anything OF the
kind-hut my grandmother -
"Confound your grandmother, siri'
..That'svhaf always used 90 say. she
was rather harl to get along with. No
body could please her. She didn seem 20
enrreciate kiudncss. You Il never gct any
thanks from her. she took everything as
matter OF course. When she was about
90 years old she took notion her halr
was too thin. aud she must have wig.
argued with her. but 10 didn 40 any
good. She must have her hair trimmed
short. and must get her wig -
I'D like 60 know, sir, what diIerchoe
all ihis makes -
s.What difference Bless your soul. 10
made difference e. me az secs. first and
last had TO buy her ever so many wigs
IN irving 10 suit her. and when you've
worn "A wig awhile it's dead stock. Wigs
Amt returnable. you know. Finally she
took a notion she'd he more comfortable II
the hair that grew ON her head was cut
clear OF To humor her I lathered her
head all over aud shaved &c as clean and
slick as a billiard ball. She seemed 20 Ike
the feeling Of IT, and / had 90 shave her
head regularly once a week for month
or two aud then twice a week. II only
made her hair grow faster and thicker
had 20 keep buying new wigs for her all
the time. TOO. mind you. This went ON Tor
n wear or two one day had fall and
broke my right arm. / couldn Q shave her
head for six weeks, and she wouldn't let
ANYBODY else do IT, At the end Of that
time she had q crop of hair IA thick and
abundant as padcrewski's only Il WASH {
a. long. YOU know. and a stuck straight
mn ns stiff as aprizehghter S. She couldn
wear any Of her wigs. The bristles stuck
up through them like porcupine's quilts.
l only mention this 90 show what can De
done with soap and a razor. II you would
Just throw that wig Of yours into the back
alley and get some friend with good ra-
zor to-
With a snort Of rage the other passenger
tore himself loose from his environment
and rushed from the car.
THAT'S all the thanks man gets FOR
irving 10 do some fellow being good
turn. said the cheerful looking citizen,
Ftraightening himself up aud grabbing an
other strap.-Chicago Tribune.