The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1894-01-05
A H|CH-ARCH FOOL.
Gets in His Monumental Cheek on
Hoskins Elevator Of the Up
per Lip, and the Wing
of the NOSe!"


list made in technical examination for insanity
We present compend of it, with comments. 1t bears
the stigma and the strain of fraud and outrage upon ts
very face Look at this miserable folly:
"The most important feature is his physical condi
ton. His head is small, below tho average and the
is thick and coarse his palate highly arched the
in the main, expressionless and immobile''
Now you destined slaves and asylum cranks look
at that FOOLS report: Incarcerated in asylum fol
the insane to void the bankers exposure because his
head is small! eve feel alarmed-our own hat is only
I'D His palatel Ye Gods and Grifinsl His palate
Oh that palate! palate! palatel What of his palate
Why it is highly Observation-Disclosures! Ill! And his
h-a-i-r-look out there, you banker numbskulls the
giraffe is aroused-hs hair-stands on end? bristles
with rage? Oh no, he is sexpressonless and immo
bieP' What then? Why, woe is Jerusalem and Fer
gus Falls THAT hair is coarse! Shut the monster up
in the asyum-bind his limbs and bar -his-hair!-
curl it!
"Expressionless and immobiler' Now Hoskns az
you wise enough not to indulge in maniacal eer
and madman's contortion, you overdd the thing
Your usual sandy smile and quick eye and active leva
tor LabH superiOris alRque nasi put an "immobe'
swoon! and, as result of such careful folly, why
you're crazy!-dont you see you are? That lie about
immobilty is enough to dsbar the fool who examined
Hoskins, from the practice of medicine! Let us all
kneel and continue
'lnere Is marked tremOr OF his lips. tongue and
hands, the pupils react to light and accommodation
but with the latter test the left pupil irregular in out
line
WHY, THE DARNED OLD FOOL!
This sample tool of plutocracy ought to go to the
insane asylum himself, and we will be witness to help
put the fellow there.
Will this grooming servant of his masters please ex-
plain to the other physicians earth how his counte-
nance could be 'expressonless and immobile and vet
the Elevator labH etc. Glitter of upper lip and wing
OF nose be in active play, dancing double shuttle his
tongue on jigamaree-hands beating time and his
pupils professional souint? JONES' you're not an
idiot and good manners forbids us saying that YOU
are doubedyed scoundre! professional courtesy
compels us to be moderate because you may find the
prehensle dgs of the law cnched around the letters
which spell 'conspiracy!"
''Mentay, he is quick and talkative, always ready
in argument but argues from his standpoint that
OF an extremist"
Oh, his face is "expressonless and immobile' But
the muscles of his face stremuous and his eyes
contracte! Oh holy Judgel-how about his manners j?
Why he is 'immobilly quck-he is "expressionessy''
talkatvey, muscularly active about the face-always
ready to arguel But the dell OF s-the coarsehair-
ed bang paated hgharch argues from one stand
point-that of an extremist.
All, you Second Advents, you close-communion Bap-
lists, you hghchurch Epscopals you Onechurch Cath
ocs, you slazy old abolitionsts you onedea prohbi-
tlonsts-and you way-down-low Single-taxersl-d
wait, hang back, but walk right into the insane
asylum
We're going. (Donnely says so and he knows }
Our one idea is that the polegog of the guy flute
tertanged with the whistycuss on the ballygag-t's
one-dee OF ourn for generations past-and ''argy'
from that one standpoint Avaunt, Hoskins!-you
should arguate from all sides-retaining that which
pays best-a la Donnellyl
He expresses positive decisions openly but cum
ningy and aughingy says he believes that he is the
victim of combined conspiracy"
Why, he don't even express any delusions-as an ex-
tremist! What-haint he found the polywhog on the
guy-hute YETI No positive delusionsl Oh ah, yes-a
few negative decisions Hoskins, you're crazy as ab-
berdasher because you're negative in your delusionsI
On, gracious, hear the sad, seawave voices deludng
his immohie negations xsssss
"Laughingly sscunninglyl'
"Lauehingly ~ .s.
Jones, do we Rad Alright Or 1elt2 ssLaughingiya