The morning news., 1894-08-19

powder puff and passes it over her face.
The result is a sweet freshness of skin
and cooling from the heat that puts re
newed vigor into her conversation and
complacent consciousness of well-being
into her eyes, that none could gainsay.
some women carry a diluted kind of aro-
matte ammonia IN their cologne bottles,
while others carry bottle of some mex
lble material that fits IN silver case, but
when squeezed, sends out a sweet spray
of cologne over ones face.
She was attired in the very latest tailor
made suits, says the Washington Post,
and as she walked down + street with
swinging gait more than one turned to
look at her. Her general appearance
was faultless, so the men thought. Not
so with the other sex, who seemed TO find
something wrong, Judging by the way
they nudged each other in passing. If
there is anything a woman hates IL Is 10
have two fellow-wOmen nudge each other
and smile. Such an action usually means
that something is wrong, whether in be-
havior or attire it is sometimes hard to
tell. At any rate, the tailor-made girl,
certain her behavior was strictly correct
Immediately supposed it must be her per-
sonal appearance.
For several squares she wondered what
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No; il was all right. Her cravat was in
place. "Oh," she thought, Il have for
gotten my belt" But,the belt was also
In its place. In desperation at last she
stopped woman VINO was staring at her
and demanded:
-"WilG you please tell me what you see
to amuse you so highlyG
The woman looked at the questioner for
a moment and laughed in a cruel manner
as she said:
You ought to see yourself You for
got to fix your hair, didn't youln
light suddenly dawned upon the un-
fortunate victims thinking powers. She
clapped her hands TO the back of her
head and found She mad forgotten to re-
move the curl papers. that were the chief
aids In making her short, straight hair
appear in such lovely, natural curls.
The tallor-made girl would not really
have cared so much if two of her rivals
had not passed Just at that moment.
But how, you ask, could anybody walk
down + street with her hair in curl pa
pers2
The case is rather an odd one, but it
happened in this way: The young ladv
In question had accepted a wager to dress
without the aid of a mirror, and to look
as well as if she had stood before glass
for hours.
Calm in the assurance that the wager
was hers, she walked down town We
all know the results which have led to
the adoption of the motto, Never be
without glass"
For once in her lie, says a London let
ter, Lady Jeune has got herself in hot
water at court, and has been subjected to
severe hauling over the Goals by the
queen. 1t seems that her ma esty and
some of her daughters made some very
ATNasn alV gz~-t- -
woman's department of the Chicago ex-
hibitlon. Quite recently sketches of these
| pieces of needlework appeared in some of
| the ladies' newspapers published in | on
don, on seeing which her majesty flew
into terrible passion. She Immediately
| had a letter written by her lady in wait
ing to Lady Jeune, who had had charge
OF the work in question, and to whom
they had been contided, asking who had
given permission for these sketches to be
made.
Thereupon Lady Jeune wrote back TO
explain that she herself had authorized
! the reproduction on the ground that she
thought that it would please the people
| of England to see what their sovereiens
needlework was like. She likewise ex-
| pressed her most humble apologies for
! having given cause for odense. Her
missiye~as of no avail in assuaging the
|. royal wrath, and a second letter, still
more irate than the first, followed from
! the queen, and, according to latest ac-
counts, Lady Jeunes friend, Princess
Christian, is now using all her best efforts
tosappease the queens anger.
Her majesty is very capricious in such
matters, and there is no person in the
world more quick to resent what she re-
CARDS as presumption, or to take offense
at mere trihes 1t may safely be taken
for granted that had not Sir Francis
Jeune been in possession of the lucrative
presidency of the court of divorce and of
his knighthood he would have forfeited
by his wife's indiscretion all prospects of
ever attaining to either the one or the
other.
AT the first indication of the abdomen's
taking upon itself a disagreed BILE promi-
nence, SAYS Demorest's Magazine for Sep
tember, accompanied by a sensation of
uncomfortable fullness after eating, and
often with shortness of BREATH it is ad-
vlsable to make a slight change of diet
Bread should be eaten very sparingly.
and only of the coarse kinds; graham is
the best. No white bread should be eaten
unless cut very thin and toasted brown
1t is best to drop all cereals, and also the
root vegetables, potatoes, turnips car
rots, etc, and beans and peas. Of course
sweets are tabooed, and it is well to erase
chocolate from the list of LIQUIDS. An
drinks should be taken in moderation
but goblet of hot water half hour be-
fore meals will hasten the cure The only
meats that are under the ban are veal
and pork, and the latter is unfit to be
eaten at any time excepting by those
working hard at manual labor
Eat as freely as appetite prompts of
fruits, both fresh and dried, and all green
vegetables, especially salads. Nuts and
raislns, figs and dates, ices and jellies
can be varied for dessert. so you will miss
the harmful pastries, cakes and puddings
An original entertainment is raging Just
now for charitable purposes in New Eng
lands towns, and the fiippant-minded NAV
try TO say something funny in this con-
nection. II is styled "a Chestnut
Party and Old Maids Auction" A num-
ber of the prettiest young ladies are
dressed in quaint spinster style and auc-
toned off. An aristocratic church in
Pawtucket, r. l., made quite a sum of
money and had jolly time with one of
these auctions. With witty auctioneer
there is a chance for fun. The highest
price paid at one party was 81 so for
very popular 'spinster," while a another
church prices ranged from 10 cents to 3S
cents.
A clever man, says Miss Bisland. in the
New York Press, inquired of me the other