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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-12-17

ann nmMIu For Butchers md Brow.
l,HKIAImlN srs. Buy our elegant
OuitApA miAo' Al-woni II lit 'InrItets.
q. HESS y SONS,
Fashionable Tailors aud Furnislers, 1891
and 1898 Market street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-12-17

Water rents for the six months end.
ing March 81, 1895. are now ready. II
paid on or before December 81, 1894, o
discount OF 10 per cent will be allowed.
TIE Cry WATEG BOARD.
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nunInmlEL A complete limo of fne
UHKINIMAN. Neckwsnr, Gloves, Hand
ShNAS AA kerchirfS, Mt
q. HESS s SONS,
Fashionable Tnilors and Gents Furhish'
ers, 1881 and 1923 Market street
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GESTLEMES's Hemstitched Handler
chiefs, pure linen. plain and coIorcd
borders, at Is cents.
J. s. RHODES l. 90.
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Buy the United States Baking Com
pany's Pancake Flour from
II. +. BEHRESs.
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LADIES and gents watches sold at cut
prices for the next ten days at
McNAMEE'S,
2l37 Market street.
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If your complexion 10 sallow, or you
suffer distress after eating, take DR.. A.
S. Todd's Liver Pills.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-12-17

CALL aud 500 our banquet Lamps and
ONYX Stands at FmEpEL's.
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MEMS and Boys Turn Down Caps Mt
csc, bISGER BROS,
M Twelfth md 1854 Main streets.
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BLACKBOARDs, DresserS, Wagons,
JOSEPH GRAVES SONS.
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New Feather Boas at rs cents and 81
each just opened at
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-12-17

A SPLENDID assortment ofjcwclry and
novelties at McNAMEE's,
2l37 Market street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1894-12-17

Dir. A. S. ToDD's LIVER PILLS act gent
ly but promptly upon the liver, stomach
and intestines. % cents per box.
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srErL1xG silver bound Pocketbooks al
roc. J. S. RHODES & Co.
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A FINE pKoGltAMaIE

To be Rendered ut St Andrews Mission
Tonight.
At st. Andrews P. Z. Mission, corner
OF Jacob and Forty.second streets, this
evening concert will be given for the
benefit OF the work there, at which the
following attractive programme will be
given:
PART /.
l. Chorus. Forest Retreat Murphy
Mr. T. J. Miller.
O. Plano Solo, "kammeni OStroW". .. Rubenste!n
MlSsA. '. Sage.
l. Trio, "Crndle Song ...BrRhms
Misses Vardy, Mccoy and vardy,
8, Reading, Kentucky Bell" -..................
NR. J. A. RAyncS.
g. Solo, 1.-TWO Marrionettes. 80. Cooke
Miss Taylor.
PART .
l. Duett, Mandolin and Guitar. ..............
MesSrs. NRrshAll and VArdy.
2 Bass Solo, 1.-THE MosSer aud Ills Love" .-LymGr
Mr.. A. Taylor.
Miss Mccoy.
L. Reading .'....'.''''''oeIecteu
Ms. J. A. RAynes.
g. Solo. "it Thou Dlest Love Ne .............DenEa
Miss VaFdy.
O. QuRrtette, Violin, Mandolin. Guitar md
Misses Sage and Mccoy. MeSSrs, Vardy and
Marshall
l. Chorus, 1.-THE Palms taurc
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SEE special prices on Gut Glass for to-
day at JoHS tRTEnEL q Co.'S
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CALL at II. F. Bohrens' store TOR q free
order OF Hot Pancakes. He has en-
gagged young lady especially to illus
trate tho process Of baking them from
the United States Baking Compuny's
new Pancake Flour.
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SPECIAL SALE Ladies' Embroidered
Handkerchiefs at lie, worth 25c.
J. 5. RHODES & Co.
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SMITH Brewing Co. makes the best
ale, porter and brown stout.

GUYER'S Celebrated Stirr Hats.
DISGER BHoS., Solo Agents,
80 Twelfth and 1854 MRin SITS.
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CLOTHING, HATS And FURNISHINGS

FOR MEN AND BOYS Every article is bright clean fresh
and OF and popular designs Our prices make
beautiful goods irresistible.
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TraHr rolled twilled Silk Umbrellas
nj 50 90 and 81 so. Us. RHODES 4 Co.
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ONYX TABLES md Bric-R- Brno Mt
JOSEPH GRAVES SONS.
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FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
acknowledgement


onicsl Nos. 70 and ~ Fourteenth street.
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PLAIN AND FANCY a1X
.. r - JOB MA,
Neatly and Promptly E%eeu'''
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
GENERAL HORSE NOTES

Fred Gerken's mare, Alice B.. nv St,
Arnaud, has foaled bay colt, by Krem-
lin, 2G7$l-
Senator Grady aud Rey FL Santa Anita
may meet In the Sheridan Stakes, to be
run on July f.
Ed Corrigan bas been indicted for run
ming Hawthorne track. The Charge is
maintaining a game
The O'Neil-Eckert American Derby
book very nearly made a clean sweep, net
ting In the neighborhood or Sl5. 900.
Rey Ell Santa Anita's victory in the
American Derby nctted his owner, Z. J.
Baldwin, $4,000 outside of bets, which
amounted 10 twice as much more
Saladin will try to BEAT the half-mile
track pacing record (2:09}4) over the
Hoimesburg track on July - The record
was made by Saladin at Wilmington, Del.
last June. On the same day there will be
of number of road horse races
Onliue, the champion 2-year-old PAGER.
now 4 years old, reduced his record 10
2:lO1I at lie Mars, Ia, last week, when he
won the free-fOr-all pacing race in Pill
2.l2, 2:l075, beating Lady H., Tidal. Oar
DICK, Neober Wilkes, Abcuilah Wilkes
aud La Belle.
The Pacific Coast Trottipg Horse Breed
ers' association are determined to reviy.
long distance trotting races if possible.
and have on their program the Old Times
stake. II Is race of four mile heats, open
to both Jrotters and PAGERS eligible TO the
2:25 class, 500 each aud $3.50 added.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
PERSONAL.


"a ANIEb- TO CORRESPOND WITH \
W EcutlcuR. - OF 80 ycsr- Old. ohte,t matrf.
mony- Nus have a gSod home. cts or couut.9,
a "A. .. this Office. u -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
WALKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
Some Curiosities of Tattooing In Shs
Islands OF the Pacific Ocean.

some Sur1OsitfeG or TattOOfng In S60
Islands OF the Pacific Ocean.
1t is quite common in FIJI and Samoa
for a man to bear upon his arm or
body certificate of his birth which is
practically indelible, said a globe
,trotter to a st. Louis Globe-Democrat
man. Tattooing is carried on in these
islands to an absurd extent. and it Is
the practice to tattoo on the hand of
mother the date of her children's
births. Sometimes also an enthusiastic
father will tattoo the date of the birth
on the child itself, and no matter how
long it lives the certificate will remain
easily deciphereble.
E In some adjoining islands every child
Is tattooed almost from head to foot on
completing its twelfth year. The re-
suit is very remarkable, especially IL
the child is growing rapidly, so that
the spaces between the tattoo marks
increase in size year by year. 1 re-
member one man who joined our crew
when we were shorthanded who had
every available space on his anatomy
tattooed year after year, until he Rp-
peared to be nothing but a walking
collection of grotesque signs and sym
bols- In Japan tattooing is now pro-
hibited by law, but it is still practiced
by superstitious subjects Of the mika>
do very freely
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
INGENIOUS MEANNESS.
A Brother IN PIcty Plays the Fiy-Pap
Game on His Church.

A Brother In PIcty Plays the Fly-Pap-r
Game on His Church.
A good story comes from q neighbor-
ing village, and a report of the iDge-
nuity of mans acquisitiveness may be
pointer for some of those not averss
to turning an honest penny-their way,
says the Fargo q. d. Forum. A GER
tain brother in the fold, who takes an
active part in church work, and in
whom implicit confidence has been,
placed by his associates, has been de-
tected of having piece of sticky fy-
paper in his hat when he went 10 take
up the collection at the church.
All the coins that dropped upon the
fy-paper stayed there, and it was
amazing how the big pieces crowded
the little ones of.
When the audience had been solicit
ed, this smooth individual would ad-.
vance and turn his hat upside down
over that Of another who had been So
Letting the audience on the other side
Of the house. All the coin that dropped
belonged to the church, and all that
remained in the hat was to renunerate
him for the work he had done. so 10
sneak
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
AFricnd of Humanity.

Friend-What are You at now?
Observation-Disclosures thing of the aga
Millions in it, I am making steam
man-regular man, all iron and --Ael.
with steam as the motive power.
Can he draw a wagon?"
''N-o, I'm afraid not"
Garry burdens. perhaps"
$40. he'd unset"
might row a boat, maybe?"
"Too heavy"
''Nlicht fix him so he could tend the
furnace.
Couldn't possibly"
cor carry the baby?"
TOO risky"
"Then what in creation VIII he be
good for? Where are the millions to
come in9"
II shall rent him out to break in new
shoes. N. y. Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
LAND AT THE NORTH POfE.
Evidences Of 1t Tracea5le In the IcebsrGs
of the Arctic Ocean.

Enle1cSS OF 1t IracedOlS IN tac lceoergo
of the Arctic Ocean.
There Is no reasonable doubt that
there exists in the Arctic ocean, some
where in the vicinity of the north pole,
an ice-covered land OF considerable ex-
tent. This is evident from the charac-
ter of the iceberGs observed at various
points within the Arctic ocean; for
there are different classes of ieebcrgs.
as there are different kinds of coal.
The difference between the ioebcrg, or
palaeocrystic iceberg, and the ordinary
iceberg of the north Atlantic, says
scientific exchange, is as great and as
easily diStinguishable as is the differ
ence between @ block of bituminous
coal and one of anthracite. The foe
berg is distinguished by its tebular
form, great uniformity of height, rec
tangular shape, nearly fiat surface, per-
pendicular cliffs, and especially from
its lamioated structure. Whenever q
palaeocrystic iceberg is seen in the far
north, before it's face has suffered much
from the melting action of the sun,
close observer notes that it presents
along it's front a series of faint blue
lines, separated by interspaees Of
opaque white. These lines show a
a qualification due to yearly accu-
mutations of snow upon o nearly level
surface, which are transformed grad
ually into ice, and each line also repre-
sents the limit of the accumulation
of single year. In similar manner
are formed the glaciers of the Alps and
Greenland, but these latter ice-sheets
are torn, distorted and reformed thou
sand times in their descent down rapid
slopes and through combining valleys OF
greater or less width. Floebergs, then,
are parts of great ice sheets which,
formed from successive snowfalls over
q land area Of no great elevation and
very gentle gradients, flow downward
from its highest level in the direction
of least resistance. The slope being
gentle, the ice moves gradually sea-
ward, with its structure unchanged
and its qualification unbrolzen, and
passes slowly into the ocean, whence
eventually its buoyancy causes it TO
rise and disrupt in a vast mass from the
main sheet.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
BULLS ARE LOOSE
THEY GIVE WHEAT a BOOST AND
SEND UP PRICES
Trade Slack but Values More Buoy-
ant-Moderate Deliveries. Decrease
Oh ocean Passage and Firmer
Cables All Help to StifIen
Up Holders-Oats Make
Zig Jump-Live Stock
Scarce and Higher
in Price-Quo-
tations.

CHICAGO, July 2-Bullish news was
largely in evidence today aud wheat,
though dull. closed Is cent higher for Sep
TENDER Corn closed = cent higher. oats
81 cents higher and provisions practically
unchanged.
Opening trades in wheat were at Satur-
days closing prices and gradually adj
vaHced l cent for July aud g cent for Sep
TENDER, worked back 3s015 cent, changed
some and closed firm. Trade after the first
advance was very small, there being no
ticeaole absence of offerings. The strength
was attributed mainly to the decrease on
ocean passage, the moderate deliveries,
rather firner cables and strength of out
side markets. Some selling at the advance
caused q reaction from the top figure.
Corn was dull within a g Cent range,
but generally firm. The strength came
from wheat.
Oats were strong on smaller receipts and
firm demand. The range for July was 215.
Provisions were weak at the start on the
the strike, but firmed up later on a short
age for July delivery. Compared with
Saturday night pork is unchanged; Sep
tember lard Pa cents lower, and Septem-
Der ribs "a Cents higher.
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Good Sport at Kansa. City.

KANSAS CITY, No.. July 2.-It WAS an
ideal racing day, and one of the biggest
crowds of the nesting attended the races
at Exposition lark today. The feature
was the fifteeo-sixteenths mile handicap
Wabatchie, who was the fayorite, won
easily, although carrying a heavy Impost.
Southernest, who was counted winner,
dld not even get place. The track was
last and the sport goof.
-Thirteen-sixteenths OF mile:
George Miller won: Belle 2 second. Crab
Cider third Time 1:25IL
S-coed-Three-quarte OF a mile. selling:
Major Dripps won, Viola Belle second,
Moloch third. Time lis
Toird-Three-quarters of mile, selling:
Jessica won; SNOWFALL second. Mamie )
third. Time 1:l7L
FOurth-FifteeD-s of mile,
handicap: WAhstchie won; Wedgeheld
second, Stella VI third. Time 1879.
fifth-FIve-eightns of mile, selling:
Laxena G won; May Bird second, Vasbti
third, Time 1924.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
ALL TAKE A FALL
RAILWAY STRIKE AFFECTS STOCKS
VERY UNFAVORABLY.
Nearly All Shares Traded in Show
Decline on Days Transactions.
Bears Take Advantage of I'm
settled Conditions to Raid
the Market Pullman
and Sugar show Con-
siderable Losses.
Tone Becomes
Primer.

NEW YORK, July 2-The proportions
which the railway strike has assumed at
tecied the stock market today very unfav-
ora6ly and as a result 4, majority Of the
shares traded i'm show decline in the day =
transactions. The speculation was hesv-
lest in the opening dealings when Pullman
sold down S13 per cent, sugar -. disabling
u; the Changers and the general list X
ets, the latter Missouri Pacific. Prices
continued TO decline during the first hour
of business. Pullman losing an additional
Is, bringing it down to 1851 against
1885 at the close on SATURDAY Toledo
aud Ohio Central lost IL per cent These
declines Were effected without the putting
ont OF great deaf of stock and when he
market was relieved OF the pressure OF offer
Jugs Rally took which did not ex-
lend beyond traction and which was
only temporary in Its character, another
reaction setting in before II O'Clock under
"A bear raid in which the Iudustrials were
the chief sufferers. The depression contiu-
ued until about noon W hen a steadier tone
prevailed for Chicago Gas, which was at
tucked by hears and forced down to ~ a
decline of / Is from Saturday. The general
market was not affected by the weakness
OF Gas and the stock scars having worn off
somewhat, buyers came into the market al
the lower range of prices, whose purchases
caused an appreciation of values which
was most marked in those shares weaker
In the early trading. Pullman rallied 2iS
per cent; Sugar Ia; Chicago Gas Is, anu
the general list 1s@5s, shortly before
O'Clock. Manhattan declined l Is and there
was a fractional reaction in the rest of the
market. but sharp rally took place and
most OF the dealings were decidedly strong
In tone, the speculations showing a decid-
ed upward tendency at the close.
The bond market was firm 10 the morn
ING out became easier during the after
noon and closed slightly heavy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03

Topeka, July 2-Unless all signs fail
David Overmeyer will be nominated for
governor by the Democrats in convention
here tomorrow.
Ex-Governor Click would be pleased If
that did not happen. but with the senti-
rnent as il is among the delegates it would
be useless TO combat it. He has not and is
not making any fight on Overmeyer-that
is openly. 1t is hard to tell what be Is
doing in quiet. Click is working all his
forces to get George W. Clark and Con-
gressman-at large Harris nominated by
the Democrats. The opposition to Harris
does not seem to be great but there is a
great and serious protest against Clark.
Harris is an ex-Confederate and during
his term as a Populist congressman has
not done anything offensive to the Demo
Gratis. For these two reasons Click Il not
having much trouble in pushing him on
the Democrats. But it is different with
Clark, the Populist candidate for associate
Justice Clark used to be staunch Dem
cIat but at the late Populist convention be
got up and swallowed the Omaha platform
whole, without wincing, and as conse-
quence large number of delegates turn
on their heels when his name is mentioned.
Still his friends are working hard for him
and il may be that they Will persuade
sufficient number OF delegates that Clark
simply swallowed the Omaha platform out
of policy and really had little use for it
as any other straight out Democrat. There
is possI bility, consequently, OF his name
getting Oh both tickets, but 1t Is not so
strong as In Harris case.
Clark and Harris are the only two Pops,
if any, who will get Democratic endorse
ment. The delegates here are Il unit in the
declaration TINT the Pops made up their
ticket and platform without a thought of
the Democrats and many are in favor of
retaliating.
From the small number of delegates
here tonight it is plain that fusion has
been hard on the party organization and
has depleted its ranks badly. The fact
that the attendance, outside the delegates.
is so light is cause of much apprehension
among the straightout leaders and will do
much to crystaliZs the sentiment which
favors an independent party organization
and independent action in the campaign.
Lewelling appears to have no earthly
chance of an Endorsement. The delegates
are largely against fusion and this feeling
may be SO strong that Clark and Harris
may both be cast overheard and staunch,
straight-out Democrats nominated for AS |
sociate Justice and congressman-at large. |
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
SPORTING.
The Talent Upset.

NEW YORK. July 2-The attendance at
Sheepsheac Bay today was good and as a
Iule the races were interesting. In the
handicap. Sport and Don Alonzo ran nose
aud nose for nearly half mile, the last
quarter being hard drive. The distance
IVES one and one-eIghih miles aud when
the flag fell 10 good start Stowaway took
the lead and bad it for half a mile, then
Don AlonZo went 10 the front and re-
manned there until about half mile was
left 10 90, when Sport joined him and run
ming steadily held on until the last few
Jumps 1hen he poAed his nose far enough
IN front 10 win. The fifth race was bad
race for Dwyer, for be backed Harry Rose
heavily AT odds and saw The Coon beat
him badly
The opening race was big upset for the
iaieDt- Yemen WAS heavily backed u win
going 10 the post at Sto 5, while Old Kings
ION was the second choice. Yemen led all
the way up TO the last furlong when the
long shot, Libsriiue, shot out of the bunch.
followed by Kingston and Annie Bishop
and they beat Yemen cut in that order
y The Commoner was the favorite in the
June stakes, but the best be could do WAS
'hird. The Buffer and Manchester made,
hot finish, the former winning bs a neck
win McCleland's colt half length be-
bid . - -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
She Knew what She Wa, About.

Prolonged railway ira Yelling is so
tedious 70 most people that any little
diversion i welcomed and made the
most OF. The following IS an instance
Of such a sort-an abseat-minded per
Torrance on the part % an elderly LADY.
which must have beRuiled at least half
an hour for the other pssseugers- The
day was warm and dusty. and she was
seized with thirst. At one end OF the
car was a water cooler. and 70 Il the
lady went She took the cup in her
hand, turned the faucet. and stood wait
ing. The ice water filed The catch-pan
and ran ovsr. and soon was cooling the
cross-ties- stu the woman stood hold
ing the empty cup Finally q tr&inuAn
stepped up 20 her
Lady said he, not impolitely, do
you know what yOu are doing2"
Me- Certainly I do
We'll, why are goa running a. thz;
water Of
The passenger evidently feIt pity to-
Suca ignorance-
Way sid she. I'm letting Il run
I'll Il gets cool 7-GleTelsnd Plain
Dealer.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
FOUND.

I~oST-A 81. BERNARD PUPPY. ABOUT :.
i Wonihs-old. titder VIII % rewarded bv
lu- ming 70 n D.. Ca-e. 81 sonlh L..wrcnce. " q
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
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wish rrpiys forwarded TO them stamped envel-
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Reference 10 former advert sem, hts shou q
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-07-03
Saving Their Honor.

CHIMNEY" said the captain of the
amateur baseball nine, 1--WE amt in it
dis season"
Oats fact"
DE on'y way we kin set ourse'fs in
d.e eyes of posterity is ter pologize
somehow"
Yes: but how's we goin' ter fin any
'pology ter tit?"
L got a way. Well see de health
officer an convince i'm dat every ono
of US ort ter be vaccinated. Den well
say de vaccination TUX so hard dat we
couldn't hit de ball widout havin' de
jar hurt Us. Washington Star.
Not Very Refined
Little Niss-Boys is awful coarse,
isn't they?
Aunty-Why do you think so?
Little MisS-Johnny calls his new
coat a sweater. stead OF a ''Perspera-
toner. ''-Good News