The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1894-11-08
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d you certain that yot, love
q ana But arc you sure that
Il certa ia N. II. Press.
lssl ffps sssaa wait Tor no mar. y
ssis- IS times 1t does. have a
ieil waiting 6or me at my pawnbro-
-ssyraeese Post.
fl iis sara 70 settle questions
Ana It's hard 20 scttlewitls;
Aasd hard 70 settle household goods;
But hardest Co settle bilis.
Boston Courier.
Ihough Ear away, though ruthless
time have scattered memory's dream;
some scenes can ne'er decay, but rest
where all is change, like islands in a
dream, Thomas Dryden.
IIerdso- .Why didn't you defend
your wife's suit for divorce?" Saidso-
III had known for years that what she
said was law.n--St. Louis Post Dis
patch.
--she''Why do they have favorites
ii horse races?" Hc-"Er to show pee
pie what BANKED churnps they were
for not playing the outsiders. Buffalo
Courier.
''Nell--"What makes you think
your new suitos is entirely too honest?"
Belle Because he wouldn't even steal
8 kiss. IN. Y. Morning Journal.
Tabs tells ms he's been making
a number OF improvements about his
home recently" Eyes, ] noticed he's
sold the piano and lawn mower. In
ter Ocean.
-"Nyhat does it mean when a prince
gives a ballet-dancer a diamond neck
lace?" at probably means that he has
married &n American heiress Pick
Me-Up.
Mrs. Hiland-'I don't like to see
girls throw kisses 1t is so immodest"
Mr.. Hiland-s.Ycs; and then they are
usually such poor marksmen. Pitts
burg Chronicle-Telcg graph.
''TunSins never leaves the game
empty handed" said one poker player.
That's So" replied another Every
time / called him last night he had .
full hand. "-Washington Star.
'-'sThey say Sphoftley was badly bit
by that handsome Miss Phlirtem the
other night" Pm not surprised. |
saw her throw her eyes at him several
times. Buffalo Courier.
--She-SAnd is the hair dye as dan
gerousas the doctors say?" He-"Every
bit. an uncle Of mine once dyed his
hair, and three weeks after he married
widow with four children. '-Flie-
Gende Blatter.
Gould you use q little poem of
mine?" asked the poet. II guess
could" replied the editor. There are
two broken pancs OF glass, and hole
in the skylight. How large is tip
Atlanta Constitution.
Weary Watkins-''What do YOU
think Of that? This here paper says
that YOU oughtnt to eat when you are
tired" Hungry Higgins-'I think it
is scheme put up to starve us fellers
to death. indianapolis Journal.
Sour Cream Calle.-One cupful OF
sugar, one and one-quarter cupfuls sour
cream, one egg, one level teaspoontul
soda, one-half teaspoonful salt, one-halt
nutmeg, flour to make q soft batter
Detroit Free Press.
-Laura-'tMamma, when asked Mr..
Goodcatch to button my glove last
night his hand trembled SO that it took
him u minute or two. / wonder If ne is
in love?n Mrs. Figg--"I don't know
Perhaps he may have been out late the
night before. indianapolis Journal
-He-''The landlord says we must all
come to the mountains again next
wear" She-"But I should have to
break all my other engagements he
YOU'D do that for me, wouldn't your
She-'O, but this is awfully sudden, =
Scribner's.
"A doctor who was passionately fond
of cards was called to the bedside OF a
patient. He pulled out his watch, felt
the sick mans pulse and began to
count: "Seven, eight, nine, ten' jack
(, queen, king, ace" The patient imme-
diateay burst out laughing and got
we'll arain. -L'Echo du Nord