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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
AT THE GATEWAY OF TIE NATIONAL PARK.

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of
st. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called O-g -p-ho-ge
1t is probably the Oldest civilized COM
lnunity in the United States and the most
ancient of American capitals The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au-
gustin, Fla, were first foun ied. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated q
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport, Mo-, gave it q
world wide fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANITARIuM.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the U.
s. weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude of
7,016 feet, and latitude, about the Seth
degree north, that gives it peculiar ad-
vantage as sanitarium. The elevation
tempers the summer heats, which natural
ly should be about that of Memphis,
Tenn, or Bakersfield Cal, and its south
Ben situation reduces the rigors of winter,
As an illustration, during the winter of
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions did
not exceed half a dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work,
and no one in Santa Fe can be accused of
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as great
physician expressed il. The rare, ozon-
ated air permeates every cell of the lungs,
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Ora.
ticed in Santa Fe for over twenty years,
report that they have only found two
sases among the native people of CON
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. s. weather observation Office
has been stationed here for twenty years,
snd the following statistical data tells
better than words how even and mild is
the climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
summer heat and the winter cold the fol-
lowing tables show most equable and
delightful temperature:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

II have my programme pretty well ar
ranged now" said the earnest young wom-
an. Sunday devote to religious exercises
of course; Monday to Delsarte and calls
themes; Tuesday the walking club takes
it's outing; Wednesday we study Moliere;
Thursday we discuss the probability of
woman attaining the ballot, and Friday is
devoted to uplifting the poor"
But what do you do Saturday, dear?"
ooh, that's the day for training my hus-
band."-Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
NOT DANGEROUS.
A Man From Bad Az Who Was Easily
Ouelled.

A Man From Bad Az Who Was Easily
Ouelled.
When Woodward avenue patrolmar ar
rived at the foot of the avenue at o'clock
one night last week, he found in waiting
tall, cadaverous looking chap, with his hat
drawn down over his eyes and sort of tip
toe expectancy in his general demeanor. He
at once stealthily approached the officer and
hoarsely whispered:
do you want to live an hour longer on
the face of this earth?"
Eyes, sir-two or three of them," replied
the officer as he backed away to size his
man up.
"Then for heavens sake look out for
him."
"Who do you mean?"
He's here and bin here all day. Wonder
Is that he amt broke loose and killed two
or three men before this"
"Then there's some one around who's 60
ing to break loose?" quietly asked the Off
GER
"Hushl Not so loud. He may jump on
you any minute"
who is the he you refer to9'
bad man-bad man from Bad AK. Bin
here all day lookin fur row. Jest chank-
in his teeth and foamin at the mouth. He
won't be able to hold himself much longer,
Pm afraid
And If he breaks loose?"
Then look out fur gore. I've seen him
loose two or three times, and know what
be kin do. He amt got no more mercy in
his heart than tiger"
Perfectly reckless as to consequences is
he?"
Perfectly. He'd tackle man as big as
house, and the man he tackles is goner
in three minits. Jest slams and bangs and
chaws and the man is dead. I've bin wait
in here to gin you a pinter. If you hain't
got wings, you'd better borrer a pair and
fly"
This bad man from Bad Axis he
about your size?" asked the officer without
betraying any particular emotion.
Jest about my size and heft"
"And has the same dangerous appear
ance?"
Jest about the same, or little more
dangerouser."
WELL" said the officer as he spat on his
hands and reached out for neck and hip
hold, 1--WE been wanting to meet that man
from Bad AK for the last two months,
and now that I've met him shall proceed
to'--
And he lifted the man on high, and
whirled him around his head, and cracked
his heels against the wharf railing and
finally let him drop with "kerchug" on
the planks and asked
well, has the bad man from Bad AK
got enough?"
Plenty, sir-plenty," replied the man as
he got up.
Got all through chawin and chankin"
''All through, SIR"
"Then guess you'd better make tracks"
Exactly. Here they are"
And he flew up the avenue and whipped
around into Woodbridge street with what
seemed cloud of dust whirling around his
coattails and rising up to mingle with long
black hair.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
No May Day Terrors.

Weary William Gin hayloft)- Sort O. COM
Portable, amt it?
Pilfering Peter-Reg'lar luxury, that's
wot it is! No doors to lock, no shutters to
bolt, no windows to fasten, no kitchen fire
to look after, no potted plants to move
about, no light to bother with. and no nerv-
Gus wife to send us gallivantin around on
tn cold floors half a dozen times night
lookin fer burglars London Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
Reduced Rates to Denver Meetings.

A rate of one standard fare for the
round trip to Denver will be made for
the various meetings as given below:
American Institute of Homeopathy
June IA to %, 1884, dates of sale, June
II and -, 1894.
Annual Convention National Repub-
lican League-June 26 to 2s, 1894; dates
of sale, June 23 and "a, 1894.
Order of Mystic Shrine-July "a and
25, 1894; dates of sale, July q and %,
1894.
Annual Meeting League of American
Observation-Disclosures 13 to 18, 1894; dates
of sale, August 10 and II, 1894.
An open excursion rate of one standard
first-class fare will be made from Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo to all in
terror points in Colorado on the Colorado
Midland line. Also rate of $25 for the
round trip from above points to Ogden
and Salt Lake City via the famous Hager-
man Pass route.
For particulars call at city ticket Office.
II. S. LUTz, Agent.
Gro. Z. NICHOLSON, G. p. A.
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A hit Of Lore.

"A Bit or Lore.
There was a poet who would sing
In light bewitching ryme,
OF any man, or anything
At any place or time.
And when an editor one day
Had caught him unawares,
He wrote a verse about the way
He
Stairs.
And ever since that time, the bard,
When inspirations flow,
Is said to find it very hard.
To keep from writing 30.
And every poet, young or gray,
His tribute fondly bears
To him who wrote about the way
He
Stairs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

Weary wives, mothers and daughters
tired nurses, watchers and help-tired
women of all classes should take Ayers
Sarsaparilla. 1t is the kind they need to
give pure blood, firm nerves, buoyant
spirits and refreshing sleep. There is no
tonic equal to Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
A visit to North Carolina.

Cochranton, Pa.-Some years ago l
had occasion to visit North Carolina, and
while there had one of my bilious attacks.
Hearing for the first time Of Simmons
Liver Regulator tried it. Nothing be-
fore had so effectually relieved me. l
could in no way benefit Others more than
by putting such remedy IL their hands.
N. N, Shepard.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
A NARROW ESCAPE!
How it Happened.

Tho following remarkable event in lady's
life will Interest the reader: "Fora long time
had d terrible pain at my heart, which Hut
tered almost incessantly. had no appetite
and could not sleep. ! would be compelled
to sit up In bed and belch gas from my stom
ach until thought every minute would b,
my last. There was Q feeling Of oppression
about my heart, and was afraid to draw 9
full breath. j couldn't sweep o room with,
out sitting down and resting; but, thank
God. by the help Of New Heart Cure all tina,
is pastand | feel like another woman. Be
9ore using tho New Heart Cure | had taker
a1iiferent so-called remedies and been treated
by doctors without any benefit until wa
both discouraged and disguised. My HUSBAND
bought me bottle OF DR.. Miles New Hear
Care and am happy to say never regretted
1T, as l now have q, splendid appetite an,
sleep we'll. weighed 1875 pounds when ] be
gan taking the remedy, and now weigh 100
ITS effect in my case has been truly marve!
GUS. 1T far surpasses any other medicine J
have ever taken Or any. benefit l ever re
celved from physicians."-Mrs Harry Starr
pottsville, Pa, October IL. 1892.
DIR. Miles New Heart Cure Is sold on posi-
tive guarantee by all druggists, or by tho Di
allies Medical Co., Elkhart,. Ind, on receipto
price, 81 per bottle, six bottles s5. express pre-
paid. This great discovery by an eminen
specialist in heart disease, contains neithe
Cpiates nor dangerous drugs.
Sold BY all druggists.
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Merely a Commercial Phrase.

He is very cultivated, said Maud.
r don'tsee evidence of it, replied Mamie.
Why, he has been all over the world. He
lust told me that he has been travelling In
China.
know it. He is drummer for a crock
cry house.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
1t Ought to Do.

Pigley-Shall you send your son to col
lege!
Hogson-No. l had one set up here for
him.
Pigsley-What does it consist of?
Hogson-A gymnasium in the hennery,a
sawdust ring in the open lot, shell in the
duck pond, the smokehouse for secret So
ciety and 400 punches of cigarettes. Puck
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
A Bait.

Witherby-We've been without servant
for week now, but my wife is real good.
She gets up first every morning and starts
the fire.
Plankington-How do you contrive to get
her up?
Witherby-Easy enough. l leave lot Of
change in my trousers pocket. Re-
view.
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She Drew the Line.

$50 you have thrown your new admirer
overboard?"
"You bet. Just as soon as learned he
was a dairyman."
What had that to do with itS"
considerable. None of your milk and
water chaps for me. buffalo Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. & S. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Phoenix
railway for Fort Whipple and Prescott
and connection with stage lines for points
in Central Arizona.
SELIGMAN-P. & A. Railway for Prescott.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines for
mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other Cali
fornia points.
MOJAVE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
Northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale at the following news depots,
where subscriptions may also be
made:
j. II. Gerdes, Cerrillos.
S. Z. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. T. Link, Silver City.
j. B. Hodgen, Deming.
G. G. Miller, Hillsborough
B. Daley, East Las Vegas.
L. R. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque.
Jacob Weltmer, City.
Fletcher & Arnold, Bland, N. NJ.
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The Proner Place.

Where are you going? asked the light
ming bug of the mosquito.
Up to the mosquito bar for refresh
ments, was the reply.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
One EarN.

First Annual Tournament of the Volun-
teer Fire department of Las Vegas July
4th and 5th.-Tickets ON sale for the
above occasion at one fare for the
round trip. To be sold July End and 3rd,
good for return July 9Th.
b. L. LUTz, Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
The Fun That Adam Missed.

The Fun That Adam Missed.
That Adam was a lonely man
I'm ready to believe,
Although his many days were blest
With natures fairest Eve.
BY maiden aunts and cousins fair
The man WAS never kissed,
And thus often think about
The fun that Adam missed.
1t seems to me his life was like
An oft repeated dream.
He never treated girls and paid =, :,
Three dollars for ice cream; d
He never, when little boy,
By grownup girls was kissed, -,
And when he died he never knew !.
The fun that he had missed.
He never went security
And had the note to pay;
He never saw his banks cashier
Steal gracefully away.
In all his life he never by
A mother-in-law was kissed
But why 60 on and 'numerate
The fun that Adam missed?
Perhaps il he was living now
But. then, why speculate?
He'd be too old and not inclined
To play with tickle fate.
For centuries the wanton winds
His unknown grave have kissed.
Perhaps he sleeps the better for
The fun that he has missed.
New Moon.
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Lofty.

Your daughters ideas of musical study
seem to be very high.
High, echoed Mr.. Cumrox; I should
say so. Two dollars lesson.
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Insult to Injury.

1T wasn't her eatin the apple afore me
that made me mad" remarked Emily, the
l0-year-old tenant of the Ash ally tenement,
as sob broke from her throat. 1T was her
offerin me the core wen the entire avnoo
was lookin Chicago Record.
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TIME TABLE NO. SO.

Leave Chicago at $3.50 p. M, $50 p. m
Arrive at Chicago $50 a. M, $40 a. m.
Leaves Kansas City at loo p. M; LOS p. M;
Arrives at Kansas City at 500 a. m; 4:40 p.
IN
Leave La Junta ZOO a. m. $50 a. m. Ar
rive at La Junta at $40 a. M. $3.50 a. m.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.


There's one good thing about living in
these times. We don't have any highway
men.
That's true. But my ice-man is just
as bad. He's low-weigh man.
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Reduced Rates

Round trip tickets to San Francisco
$54.4O, good 30 day, $50 good until July
10Th, $500 good six months from date
of sale. To Southern California, $500
limited to six months.
H. 8. Lurz, Agent.
Gro. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. g. T. A.
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The Lawn Mower.

The Lawn Mower.
Go get the old lawn mower out
And polish off the rust.
Put oil in all the little holes,
And clean out all the dust.
Do all you can to soften down
That irritating click,
And sharpen up the cutting knives
You'll need it pretty quick.
The emerald whiskers on your lawn
Will soon be getting long,
The exercise Of trimming them
viii make your muscles strong.
So get the old lawn mower out
But make this little men,,
Don't ever try to cut your grass
Till after a. m.
-Somerville Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
Evidence.

And do you honestly think that woma n
is the superior of mans he asked.
Certainly, she answered. Her intel
lectual grasp is broader.
How do you demonstrate thats
BY the simple fact that while woman
can discuss baseball or horse-race with
intellioent enthusiasm, man can't learn
his a b c's about the fashions in dress.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

Many apoor sufferer who submits to the
surgeons knife, in consequence of malig
nant sores and scrofulous swellings,
might be cured, without any operation,
by taking Ayers Sarsaparilla. This
remedy e1pels from the blood all the i'm
purities by which disease is generated.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
The Old, Old Story,

AS usual, the Jefferson county rioters
have "ski" or "etti" as the terminal syl-
tables to their names.
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

Susie Cat her music lesson)-I'd like to
catch an old air heard in the music room
last night.
PROFESSIONALISM air was thatp
Susie (demurely)-Oh, it was q million
aire!-Tit-B Bits.
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TEAR. ANNUAL MBAN. TEAR. AkruALMBAN,

The annual monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
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STATIONS. EASTWARD
NO, 2 NO, 4
WESTWARD |
NO. 3 NO. l

$50 p 4:25 a w.. Albuq...Ar Wp $50
1905 ...... Coolidge. 7 30 p........
$3.50 1925 ...... Wingate.. .... I43p 2:35
4:05 1855 a ..... Gallup-..... Loop 2:05
5:4Oa 2:55 p NAV Springs. 6:30a $40
7:O0a 2:1Op ..... HolbrOok.... 5:00a 400
200 3:3Op Winslow ..... 4:00a $50
1850 6:10p 49,. Flagstaff ...... 1:O0a $3.50 p
12:30p 8:00p ...... Williams ".. 9:45a $40
1:25 p 9OOp|.... Ash Fork. S:40a 7:45 p
23O p1O:2Op ...Selgman..... 2:55 a lao p
$50 p11:2O a -. Peach Sp'gs.... LISA 2:l0 p
$50 p 2:15a ...... Kingman.... l0:55p $40 p
7:5Op 4:1O a 1.-The Needless. S0Op 7:l0 p
9:15 D 6:3Oa Blake..... G50p $50 p
coop 6:55 a ..... .Fenner "... 9:25p 5:23
1:20p 900 a 49,. Bagdad. .".. 4:20p..... a
35al2:55 p ...".Dagget.".". 2:OOp 2:35
3:00a 2:10pI Ar. Barstow .Lv 40pl2:15 a
......... COOP .Mohave.... $3.50 a."......
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That Unkind Inference,

always believe in a mans speaking
his mind, said Willie Washington.
Yes, replied Miss Peperton, see You
do.
Weally?
OF course. You hadn't said word be-
fore for fifteen minutes.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

Arrive Los Angeles 1850 a. m. 6: 80 p. m
Leave Los Angeles at 700 a. m 5:15 p. m.
Arrive San Diego 1850 p. m. 9:20 p. m.
Leave San Diego at 2:10 p. m. 2:10 p. m.
Arrive San Francisco 9:15 a. m. Leave at
3.30 n M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

En- great big weddin', said Uncle Eben,
am or mighty fine ting. But tain n'cces-
sarily gwinster mex home happy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

Tho Old Brussels Carpet.
Oh. drear to our hearts are the sad days Of
springtime,
When the annual housekeeping recurs to
our view,
When we sleep on the sofa and eat of the man
tel,
In an atmosphere strongly suggestive of glue
We think of the stovepipe, the SCOT that came
with 1t,
Likewise the profanity, fluent and fine.
But saddest and bitterest of all recollections
Is the dusty old carpet that hung ON the line!
Oh, that dusty old carpet.
That rusty old carpet,
That musty old carpet,
That hung on the line!
We remember how, armed with a 1.-THE fiagel-
In the morning we blithely advanced to the
fray,
In the muscular pride of our heart little dream
ing
That cleaning that carpet would take the
We sweat and we swore, and our hands badly
blistered,
While the sun lent his countenance warmly
benign,
But the harder we pounded the more it was
needed
By that dusty old carpet that hung on the
line!
Oh, that dusty old carpet,
That musty old carpet,
That cussety old carpet,
That hung on the Incl
st. Louis Republic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
Did she give any reason?

She did. She said it was because of her
philanthropic nature; that it was better
to make great many men happy by
being engaged to them than to make one
miserable by marrying him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

Jamesby-Do you think she'll have your
Nettles-W Why, I'm sure of 1t. Her family
are all bitterly opposed to me.-Chicago
Record.
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One Way to Put Il.

Hell don't think ever saw brighter
face than yours, Miss Clara.
She-Do you think soi
He-Yes, indeed. Why, If you didn't say
word, people would think you awfully
"lever.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
Custom.

Ed Stillman-You make me tired. You
are always wanting to "have another small
bottle"
Tom de Witt-Yes, have been that way
from a child. New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28

Meeting person Of not immaculate
character, clad in black, Judge Vose of
New Hampshire asked him for whom he
was in mourning. "For my SINS" an
swered the man jocularly. Have you lost
any Of them" inquired the judge.-Green
Rap
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
JOCULAR JINGLES.
Between the Lines.

DCb"CCA VINO A1AhSos
have gathered from her letters
That she struck favored clim",
And my light and loving letters
Vex her little at this time.
And know-I've partly guessed it,
She's raging, tearing belle
For she has not quite confessed it
And the life of that hotel!
And l feel safe in asserting
She is having royal sport,
Dancing, riding, sailing, flirting,
Posing on the tennis court.
And she's met new adorer,
With more wealth than I can boast.
His attentions do not bore her,
For she's got him "cold on toastl'
But, as forgive my debtors,
forgive her-I'm no Ounce!
This I've gathered from her letters,
For she hasn't written once!
Harry Romano in Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
Thoughtful.

TWOWSNVIUIs
So she Tilted you, said the sympathetic
friend.
Yes
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
Ad Indnitum.

One day an ardent youth whose whole heart
burned
With feverish love that had not been returned
Sought an alchemist for the thing he yearned.
"There is maiden's heart that desire,''
Said he. Good sir, potion require
To kindle in her breast loves fiercest fire.
I'D have my soft approach breed in her cheek
The telltale blush. I'd have her gentle, meek.
Can you inform me what's the thing seek?
mo other maid has any charm for me.
Without her love III perish quick" quoth he.
Come, help me out of my extremity"
"Take this" replied the ancient patriarch.
Producing vial filled with fluid dark.
twill kindle in her breast the proper spark
The lover thanked him kindly and withdrew,
And swiftly to the maid he loved he flew,
But he was back in weeks that numbered two.
II find" quoth he, 'this is most wondrous stuff
I'd like some more, for this is not enough"
WHAT" cried the old alchemist, in huff,
"Does she not love you--long to be your bride7
What more do you desire?" The lover sighed.
"You little know the ways Of men," he cried.
'"The girl you mention was winsome pearl
She loves me, but what matters that, you churl?
Iwant this bottle for another girl"
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-06-28
The Latest Thing,


"There is one sign that should be placed
over every letter box In the CITY,"
"What IL that?"
Post NO ls."-Yale Record,