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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

And Trouble Eventually Followed.
Neighbours Boy-Your mamma must be
mighty strong.
The Other Boy-How'd you know wheth-
er she is or not?
Neighbours Boy-I heard my mamma say
she blieved she was shoplifter. chicago
Inter Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Via the Santa Te route, the greatest rail-
rond in the world. You can take n Pull
man car and go to Sar Francisco, Los
Angeles or San Diego without change.
No other line can give You this accommo-
dation. For excursion rites and other
information call at city ticket Office.
HIS. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
A Good Liver.

Keep your liver active and you'll not
suffer with iliousness-there's the secret.
When bilious try 25-cent package of
Simmons Liver Regulator powder. Take
1t on the tongue or make a tea. You'll
take no more pills.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
A Poetic Soul.

Beautifully" answered the fair Pittsburg
girl when asked whether the Worlds fair
was attractive Beautiful Well. I should
soy it lis. The buildings look as IL they
were carved out Of solid ice cream."-Chi-
cago Record,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Old Brown is dead. I'm not surprised.
More than forty years ago he told girl
that if she refused him he would die, and
she did refused him.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
Worth Just Double.

Young Midway (who has been to sec
Galla-G in Cairo street)-Oh, say, old
man, know good trick! Have you gotta
half dollarf
Old Plaisance Gnterrupting) = Bah! l
know trick worth twoof that. Have you
dollar?-Figaro.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Mr.. Grogan Ceiling the story of the
argument And had to sthand there
luking at him, shmolling the best OF cud,
and all the tonne was SO mad OF was
gritting me teeth behind me boick.
indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Crane Pitt-This is this Stock Exchange,
uncle. The seats here sometimes sell for
as high as $4,000
Uncle Silas-Twenty thousand dollars
fer a seat! Phewi Them fellers down
there pears to have some sense Most OF
'em are standing up.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Mistress--You must really break off
that dreadful habit, Babette, of always
wanting the last word. Maid-But how
am know, madam, that you have nothin
more to say?-Le Figaro.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale at the following news depots,
whore subscriptions may also be
made:
J. 81. Gerdes, Cerrillos.
8. 3. Newcomer, Albuq
B. =. Link, Silver City. Il
]. B. Hodgen, Demine. l
o. Q. MILLER, Hillsboro ugh s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
1;Ienwood springs, Colo.

Round trip ticketsto Glenwood Springs
on sale daily at rate of $36O5. Good to
return until May 81. 1894, for particulars
call at city ticket office. s.
H. s. Lutte, Agen..
Gzo. T. N1onoLsoN, g. P. 4 7. A..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
Not Left In Doubt,

Neighbor-I hear your father intends to
put up a new house. Who Is his builders
Boy-Whats thatt
why, the-er- one who bosses the job"
"Ohl Why, ma, of course. Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
Didn't Disturb Him.

Figg--I was at your church last Sunday.
There was a very small congregation.
Fogg-Y Yes, but Mr.. Boreas doesn't mind
It a particle. He finds 1t so easy to fill the
house with his voice, you know.-Ex-
change. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
Great LIluck.

Sellem Ifucahn-You say he is lucky at
poker, ehs
Arizona Abe-Luckyl Why, pardner, be
held five aces once and only got shot in the
leg!-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
why He Thought So.

Banker-Do you know if Clutcher is
quick in handling money!
II think SO. He's been twice in Cam
ada, know."-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
Must Have Looked Bad.

whats the matter with your dog?"
''He was in a fight last week and doesn't
seem to recover from the chawing up he
got. He looks bad, doesn't her"
"Badl Why, you would think somebody
had been trying new comic opera on
him. New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

She-You know papa has failed; and he
says that we must begin to economic.
He-Well, we needn't be wearing out two
chairs.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
A Nice Distinction

Tourist notice you charge different
prices for seats in your omnibus. How is
thatp
Omnibus Driver-It's this way. When
we get to hill, the first class passengers
may keep their seats, the second class pas
sengers must get out, and the third class
passengers must shove acknowledgements
Blaetter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

That the worlds growing worse an OBJ
server denies
Though sin has no lack of resources
And AYERS that the proof in the circums-
lance lies
That the weddings still lead the divorces.
S. New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Longshot-Do you consider horseshoes
an emblem of luck? Placer-Yes, when
they are on the winning horse.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Avoid whisky and water, my son, said
the fond father. 1t is a delution and a
snare.-S iftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
Best Time and Service to Chicago
and st, Louis

Is afforded by the Burlington's yestibuled
flyer, leaving Denver daily at 9p. M,
reaching Chicago at $3.50 a. M, and st.
Louis at 1920 a. M, the second morning,
making close connections with all fast
trains for the east and south. All meals
on route served in the famous Burlington
dining cars.
Fo- full Information apply to local
ticket agents or address g. W. Vallery,
General Agent 1889 18th street, Denver
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

More than words are needed to express
welcome. 1t is the heartfelt gladness
of the dog that tells the tale.-Picayune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Although his is largely robust sort of
life the average dairyman is pretty much
Of milk and water chap.-Buffalo Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Miss Keedick Speaking Of her friends
fiance): Is he richP Miss Gaskett: He
must be. He has promised to buy me
everything want.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
TEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN,

The annual monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
The DAILY New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

Woman is formed with such bewitching
mien
That to be love she needs but to be seen
But: seen too oft and of love too sure,
;
We first embrace, then pity, then endure.
Walt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Is Miss Footlight's marriage happy
ones Perfectly 80. You see it gives her
the opportunity for one more divorce
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08
Not Very Hard.

He Gndignantly1-l hope know my own
Mindl
She (sweetly)-Yes, you surely ought to
know as much y that Boston Tran
script.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-08

Average temperature. ......................l 91
Average relative humidity. ................ $50
Average velocity Of wind miles per hour. 07.S
IOtai rainfall ...:............... .....u.I
Number OF cloudless days. -.
Number of cloudy days........ ...... ...... 70
From January l, 1898, to August IL
1898, the following is the record:
Number of fair or partly cloudy..... ...... 81
Number Of cloudy days.. ................. -
These records speak for themselves
Anyone In search OF dry, sunny, sssu.
brious climate can Do no better than ooma
10 Santa xA -
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1894-08-01
DEATH AND IT'S TOMORROW.

IT | were told that l must die tomorrow;
That the next sun
Which sinks should bear me past all fear
and sorrow $
For any one; =
All the fight fought and all the journey
through,
What should 1 do?
do not think that 1 should shrink or
falter,
But just go one
Doing my work, nor change, nor seek to
alter
Aught that is gone
But rise and move and love and smile and
pray
For one more day
And. lying down at night for last sleep
Say in that ear
Which hearkens ever, Lord, within thy
keeping,
How should I fear?
And, when tomorrow brings Thee nearer
Do Thou Thy WILL"
l might not sleepe for ave. but peaceful,
tender,
My soul would lie
All the night long, and when the morning
splendor
Flashed Ger the sky.
l think that could smile, could calmly say.
TT is His day.
But if a wondrous hand from the blue yons-
der - 8
Held out a scroll tsaj
On which my life was writ, and with
wonder
Beheld unroll
To long century's end it's mystic clew,
What should l do?
What could 1 do, o Blessed Guide and
Other than this
Still to go on as now not slower, faster,a
Nor fear to miss -
The road, although so very long it be-
While led by Thee? -
Although unseen;
Through thorns, through flowers, whether
tempest hide Thee,
Or heaven serene; 60 -
Assured Thy faithfulness cannot betray,
Nor love decay.
I may not know, my God, no hand re-
yea leth
Thy counsels wise;
Along the path no deepening shadow steal
eth;
No voice replies
To all my questioning thoughts, the time
to tell;
And it is WELL
Let me keep on abiding and unfearing
Thy will always,
Through long century's ripe fruition
Or a short days.
Thou cans't not come too soon; and I can
wait
If Thou come late
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1894-08-01
BimetaI|ism and MonometaIIiSm,
What They Are, and How They
Bear Upon the Irish Land
Question.
Blythe MOST REV. Or. WALSH,
ArchhiShOp Of Duh1in

Archbishop of Dublin.
Bishop Walsh's pamphlet is consid-
cred one of the best contributions to
the Silver question ever published. Its
value cannot be too strongly empha-
sized.
The last census shows a very large num-
Der OF our farms mOrtgaged. In so far as
the annual interest approaches the amount
of rent paid by the Irish tenant, to. just
er identical with his. and since, with the
fall in the val ue of farm products the
amount of the farmers mortgage, as we'll
as the interest, virtually increases, he is in
some respects more affected by the appre-
citation of gold than the Irish tenant. Arch
bishop Walsh presents the question so in
diligently, so clearly. and with so much di-
rectness that his pamphlet cannot fail to
have very large and useful circulation in
this country.
The price of the pamphlet is only 25 cents,
and is for sale, with number of other
books on the silver question and the tarit IT,
by the REPRESENTATIVE.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1894-08-01
FLOWERS, SEEDS, PLANTS
MEMnENHAI THE FLORIST

W6VO6VTtt66y OF THE MOTH WEST.
Can furnish you with the CHOICEST
of Flowers for Weddings, Parties, Funer-
ais, and all other purposes. Large assort-
ment of fine bedding and ihouse plants.
Send for catalogue. Telegraph orders for
funerals, promptly filed.
Mendenha1l Greenhouses.
MINNEAPOLIS, MINI.
LIST Az. S. y 18th St: City Store Is 4th ST.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25
GILSUM.

Elmer Badger is quite i'll and threat
ened with typhoid fever.
Mrs. Frank Currier has gone to Lang
d On to work for Charles Winch.
It Ladies fine patent trimmed con-
gress shoes only $500 at WAITE's Bel
lows Falls.
John S. Collins is running his factory
till II o'clock at night in order to fill
his orders.
The Gilsum Wooden Manufacturing
company is running only four days a
week owning to a lack of orders.
Last Thursday evening the Demo-
Gratis unanimously named Will Collins
as their candidate for representative.
At the Republican caucus last We'd
nesday evening John A. Smith was
named as candidate for representative.
Mrs. Cook has been to Boston with
her son, to have bunch removed from
his throat which impaired his speech
and hearing. The operation was sue
cessful and he is much improved.
Rev. Mr.. Cove of Salem preached
here last Sunday as candidate. He is
an able speaker and an earnest worker
Walter H. Potter of Clinton, Mass,
is whiting his his sister, Mrs. r. B.
Gates, and his brother, w. M. Porter
He is in the employ of the Clinton
Bingham works and reports all the
mills running on full time.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25

We have received this remarkably
interesting letter, with the accompany
ing beautiful portrait from Miss e.
Burke, of Amoskeag, n. H., and we
place them before our readers:
"Soon after graduating from school, l
was stricken down with nervous pros
tration, and no one but God knows
what | suffered.
81 was so nervous that the least little
thing would cause my heart to hutter
and palpitate. / was also troubled
with severe headache and dizziness,
which untitled me for any mental
work. [ tried several highly recon-
mended compounds, but they did me
no good.
"At last, I decided to give Dr..
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy trial. What a blessing it has
proved to me! | can truly say that |
owe my present excellent health to DIR.
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve rem
edy. We keep it in the house, as it
cures sick headache or neuralgia ip
every case, and gives immediate relief.
~ am SO grateful for the good this
wonderful remedy has done me, and in
order that other poor sufferers may be
pointed to the path of health, / deem it
nv duty to state what DR.. Greene's
Nervura blood and nerve remedy has
done for me, My faith is SO strong in
this grand medicine which has done
for me so much good, that | urge others
to use it and get well. l have recon-
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25
bew:,.aagsf ss,MzNsx,
lnWpIl55s gy38ss We sa HI "S$
NORTH CHARLESTOWN.

Trunks, bags and umbrellas cheap
at WAITE's Bellows Falls.
Mr.. and Mrs. Livingstone of Peter
boro are visiting at w. j. Walkers.
B.H. Allbee of Springfield, Mass,
called on his friend, w. G. Towner, last
Thursday.
Charlie Hunt visited his brother w.
f. Hunt, at Vermont Academy last
week. w. f.. returned with him and
spent Sunday at his fathers.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. f. Gowing visited
in Chester, recently and were treated to
strawberries and cream October 10, the
berries being picked in the field that
morning.
The remains of Miriam, daughter of
DIR. B. G. Clark, were brought here for
burial last Friday. The body was taken
from the cars to the residence of her
grandparents where the little one had
passed so many happy hours. Here a
brief service was conducted by Rev.
Houghton, and neighbors and friends
were enabled to look once more upon
the form of the dear child who had so
recently left them. A profusion of
beautiful flowers, contributed by SYM
pathizing friends, accompanied the re-
mains. We cannot forbear special
mention of lovely pillow the founda-
ton of which was white carnations,
with "Our Baby" in purple immor-
telles. Not less lovely was child's
chair made of smilaX and white roses.
AS we looked upon her in the beautiful
casket of spotless white surrounded by
the flowers she loved so well, herself
the most lovely flower of all, it seemed
impossible that we should never again
listen to her childish prattle and ring
ing laughter. The body was conveyed
to Hope Hill cemetery and placed in
the grave lined with evergreen and sur
rounded with flowers, after which the
burial service was read. And we feel
that little Miriam is now safe in the
arms of Him who said "of such is the
kingdom of Heaven"
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25
LANGDON.

Miss Eta Davis is in Detroit, Mich,
with her brothers.
Mrs. Carrie Colburn has returned
from visit to her brother in Swanzey.
TLadies! try pair of our button
boots at 81 so at YATES Bellows Falls.
Herbert A. Holmes, Democrat, and
Charles Winch, Republican, are the
candidates for representatives.
The Misses Smith, daughters of AL
bert O. and Ezra M. Smith of Peter
boro, have been visiting in town the
past week.
Last week Thursday evening large
company assembled at Carlos J. FL
fields and husked over 800 baskets OF
corn, we are informed.
The Sullivan County Sunday school
convention met here last week Tuesday
and held morning, afternoon and even
ing sessions. There was good attend
ance, ten schools being represented
The program was good one and but
two speakers failed to be present. Din
ner and supper were served in the
Town hall, free to all.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25

mended it to several, who have tried it
and been cured"
Here is the voluntary testimony of a
most estimable lady, that she was cured
by DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy.
1t is wonderful tribute to the great
value of this medicine in curing dis
ease. There is large class of people
who, while not exactly sick, suffer from
extreme nervousness, feel weak and
tired, lack their old-time strength and
ambition. They do not eat or sleep
well, wake mornings tired, with dull
feeling head and no inclination to take
hold of their work.
To all such we would recommend DR..
Green's Nervura blood and nerve RENE
dy, for it will certainly give strong
nerves and vigorous bodies in fact will
make you strong and well.
This medicine is recommended by
doctors. 1t is not q patent medicine,
hut the prescri ption of the most success
full living specialist in curing nervous
and chronic diseases; Dr.. Greene, Of q
Temple Place, Boston, Mass. He has
the largest practice in the world, and
this grand medical discovery is the re-
suit of his vast experience. The great
reputation of DR.. Greene is guarantee
that this medicine will cure, and the
fact that he can be consulted by anyone
at any time free of charge, personally
or by letter, gives absolute assurance OF
the beneficial action of this wonderful
medicine.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25
NARROW.

t Fine wool slipper soles at WAITE's
Bellows Falls.
J. M. Howard and H. F. Towne at
tended court as jurymen last week.
Hon. James Burnap is critically ILL.,
Pe is attended by Drs. Perkins and
Mitchell.
Mr.. Sawyer of Hancock has pur-
port road.
The personal and real estate of the
late l.. r.. Sayles were sold at auction
last Saturday.
Joseph Davis of New Haven, VT.
with his brother and son visited al
Isaiah Davis last week.
Political caucauses were held last
week. The Republican nominee fol
representative is S. NJ. Perkins; the
Democratic, G. HI. Messer
Last Wednesday DR.. Prouty of Keene
ana III. Perkins of NARROW removed d
tumor from Mrs M. BMrhTinl 81 ttllis
town. The patient was doing well at
last accounts.
Increase S. Rogers, a worthy and re-
spected citizen, died on Monday, Octo-
Der Is, aged 20 years. Mr.. Rogers was
native of Goshen, but has been resi-
dent of this town for many years. He
had been prominent in town affairs,
having held the offices of selectman,
representative and moderator, holding
the latter office at the time of his
death. He leaves a widow and one
son, Amos E.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25
Fighting Shy of Strange Handbags

Some one on the first car of an elevat-
ed train threw handbag out in the
station platform the other day when
the train had come to stand-still. He
had previously shouted to the gateman
to call his attention to the bag, but the
gateman had not heard him. lie was
an old bag, scared and scratched, and
it lay on the platform, squashed down
on one side as if there were something
heavy in it. Elevated road travellers
did not like the look of that bag. In
these days, when it is supposed to be a
favorite pastime of bloodthirsty Anar-
chists to toss dynamite and Internal
machines around recklessly, people
don't show a wild eagerness to pick up
lost bundles or pry into odd-looking
packages.
People getting OH and off the first
cars of trains showed an especial aver
sion to this bag When their glances
fell on it they sidled away quickly and
got down the platform with alacrity.
Women coming unexpectedly upon it
started back, gathered up their skirts
and ran. Men circled around it skill
fully and went away with a relieved
ex preston. But one old man had a
conscience. He was not willing to &C
away ana leave tnat DANGER 10 threaten
o. hers. He drew off about ten feet and
looked at it. Backing away, with q
watchful eye kept on it, he reached the
gat oman.
"Say," he said, 81 don't like to scare
you, but there's something on this plat
form that might be dangerous"
whats that?" asked the gateman
chopping ticket violently.
sfTtis on the end of the Mat form ,
said the little man nervously.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25
UNITY.

4 Mems gloves and mittens at
WAITE's Bellows Falls.
William Burt and wife have gone to
Rockingham, VT, on visit.
Mr.. Shepard has bought the Hiram
Smith place and moved on to it.
Messrs. Walsh and Crossman are
finding a ready sale for all the shingles
they manufacture, which are of excel
lent quality.
Mr.. III. B. GIidden of Claremont has
erected a fine monument of Quincy
granite to the memory of his parents,
and other members of the family, who
rest in our village cemetery.
Mrs. Charles Colburn of Brooklyn,
n. Y, who has been visiting at her
fathers, Sumner Colburn's, has gone
Vermont and Massachusetts on a short
visit, after which she will return to hel
home
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25

"Eh?" said the gateman, not looking
around.
cit might be bomb or dynamite, "
said the man with brotherly kindness
in his heart.
"What?' said the gateman, looking
frightened himself. "Where?'
Cup there,' said the old man, point
ing.
"What?n said the "choper," scorn-
fully. Then he went boldly along the
platform and picked up the bag.
"Fraid of that bag?" he asked, hold
ing it at arms length. "Look here,
amt afraid of it,"
He let it slip out of his hand, and as
it struck the platform the little man
shut his eyes and gasped. Then he
opened his lids slowly.
cit doesn't seem to be an explosive, >
he said with relieved sigh.
"Explosive?" said the gateman
'"That's got train papers in it," and the
little man went away, cowed by the
superior intelligence of the man who
was brave because he knew what wa'
in the bag
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25
All Free.

Those who have used DR.. Kings New Dis
coyery know its value, and those who have
not, have now the opportunity to try it free.
Call on the advertised druggist and get a
Trial Bottle Free. Send your name and adj
dress to II. f. Bucklin & Co., Chicago, and
get a sample box of DIR. Kings New Life
pills. Free, as well as copy of Guide to
Health and Household, Free. All of which
is guaranteed to do You good and cost you
nothing. J. +. Pierce's drug store.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1894-10-25

Published by the JOHNSON Co.. u 9Th Ave., New York.