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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

The Heated Spell The present heare,
term has been one of the most severe OF mod
err times. !. has nov continued. with rar,
interruptions, for ten days, aud seems likel,
70 last some time longer without material
ehange In the temperature. Not only has the
weather been extremely hot, but ths humidity
has been excessive, making 1t one OF the most
oppressive and fatal he4ted terms we have had
for years, says the Philsdalphia Times.
Notwithstanding the object lessons sresent-
ed 70 the public in sunstrokes and other fatal
cases of heat from year 20 year, there are MANY
who still persist in disregarding the necess nv
preeaatiGns to assure reasonable safety from
oppressive weather. All who can do so
should avoid exposure to the sun, espe.i.ll,
during the hottest part of the dar, but many
are compelled TO expose themselves TO exres-
size heat by pursuing their lis avocttions
The head should be especi .lly prt te ted
and as it can be done in a very cheap and
simple way, those who fill thus "a project |
themselves are liaale to suffer serious ,onse.
lnenees from neglect. A cabbage leaf worn
n the hat is the best possible protection 10
he head when exposed to the hot sun. and
moistoned handkerchief will nm
wer Inc pur,rasose. Not only should msn pro
ct themselves MT they should pro,ec. the
prses they employ HORSES should be water
| frequently, but ssllosed to drink as
UGH Ms they wonld
Excessive heat produces many disc Uses
hich are not so common in ordinary weather,
I'd this call for extreme caution in Met;
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
The Weather For August.-ps,rn

AhC UChthri TUT August. = ftttT NJ
Smith, weather prophet of Kingwood. W
Va, forecasts the weoiher for August as fol.
lows; Conditions do not favor rain evenly
distributed over sections of the country, but
rather the converse in the interior portions;
however, the lake districts and the Northeast
are likely 10 be supplied with enough desired
for vegetatinn. Locally, in narrow belts, por-
tions of the interior IN ~ he relieved BIZ sho e.
ers, while large districts may be deficient in
moisture. From about the 9th to the l2tn a
very heated period will prevail, which, then,
will be relieved BY fresh ozone. A disturbed
period Of showers will likely attend the lO,h,
lllh and 18th; however, the threatening APP
pearance of the clouds will piss off in buster,
attended by narrow belts Of rainfall FROM
the 5th TO the 22nd will be period of high
When wave Of disturbance viii
intercept it, attended by light and scattering
showers of rain, which will be the introduce
lion Of n wave gilmore mild temperture, which
will then disrohe the month Of some part of
It's furnace-l Ike heat. The 2sth of the month
will likely bring some refreshing showers
The month is not likely to experlsnce any vIo-
ent interio, siBd storms ia the character Of
,yclone or lGrnadoes, whiah hss. rotary
notion around central axis.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Grand PLAYA troupe of amateur actors
from st. Mary's county will render here III
the town hall on the 10th instant Lord Lvt-
tons Celebrated play, Lady Of Lyons, The
entertainment will doubtless he very Interest,"
ing aud every one should witness IL In
company will bring with them handsom
sceuery aud their costumes will be artisu
and attractive. Among the other induce
menis will be good music The murine balc
OF Washington has been secured for the ocea.
SION and after the play ball free to all will
be given. The real purpose of our ent erpris.
ing friends in getting up such an entertain
ment is pleasure, which should be duly
appreciated by our people, as we have been
invited tn share 1t with them. small
sum will be charged admission fee to see the
play to defray expenses, and ii there Is any.
thing left over it will be appropriated toward
paying off the debt on the new town hall
built at Ohaptico. Don't miss the treat.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
A Seal in Huntipp croaL

seal I'D Hunting Creek.-A seal
which had been on exhibition al River VI
seaPeu from us owner few days ago and
maze Tor Hunting creek on a foraging exeesi
''on' After satisfying its appetite on mnd
'alpS'' i drew Itself up on the bank for snr
natn' but was soon frightened into ,bs v.,a.
"ea'n os some one passing BY. The ampbi.
Dian disappeared to the east Of the bri,,na
oH' later pretraded its head west of the strne'
lure seemingly as much at home AS ifr.,i
. sIHus ~ behring's Straits. The owner will
II Is sand, endeavor 10 lay seine around ~ |
seal and bring it to land again -Alexand,ia
Gazette A'"uria
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
Will Disregard the cardina, p.

wiz Disregard the Cardinal Tire,
s"V ~ members of the Holy Rosar, Ca ,bo.
PC church, of Baltimore, have decided to DIS.
regard in the future the commands. If ,bs
A'u'na', and to establish an Independent
oA'no'le Church They propose to place The
'"a"-senent IN the hands OF committee
ana 10 engage their own pastor. Two Of tbe
members we're sent to Cleveland 10 investigate
now the affairs of the independent church il
mat city were conducted, and they have 70
turned "l'h glowing report They say they
WIN have no trouble getting priest, as abon,
churches.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Guilty occurred at Marshall Han last ,yaa, UNI ~
tween Mr.. James Ciagett and a soId;sr - ~. ~
District militia in camp at that nIace y +, .I =
alleged that lady member of The so,d;s.' !
family inquired of Mr. Clagett the road n =
trends hou e near bg and was impudsnteJla
answered, whereupon the soldier s,ruck him
IN Inc lace and afterwards reported the occnr.
rene renee to the officer Of the day and he had NJ
o,ageit arrested and put in the guard house
~here he was kept for several hours. and 20
leased: MT: Clagett stoutly denies the CHARGE
ana after his release obtained a warrant fer
y 'he arrest OF the soldier, but the latter had
ION city " "shing-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

/, speaks well for an article when the longer
il is used the better it is liked. Such "a the
case sith Ayers Hair Vigor People who
have been using it for years, could not bsip;
duced to try any other dressing for the hair,
because il gives such perfect satisfaction
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Serious Attack Mr.. John Boar
man. of near Aliens Fresh, while out driving
ON Monday last, uas taken suddenly i'll, his
hands became clinched to the reinsi it is
presumed it was a stroke Of paralysis. Mrs.
Johnnie Boarmau who was along with him
Immediately drove into Mr.. Neyitts who was
near by; where after remaining f. : short
while Mr.. B. recovered sufficiently to be able
60 get home
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Larceny Mine Host, of Chapel Point
suffered a loss last week in having her desk
robbed Of its valuable contents. Ii was the
piece offurniture where she kept ber cash ho,
friday night last some miscreant entered the
motel and removed the desk and contents tn a
SAFE distance up the public road, broke it
open and stole therefrom tie money il CON.
tanned, about four dollars.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Picawaxen Items Miss Mary PAlen, q
The West. is visiting her uncle, Mr.. s
Lancaster.
Mr.. L. L. Hayden is improving his store
with new porch
Miss Mamie Neale, of Washington city, is
visiting her father, Mr. Charles Nesle.
Miss Mamie Page is visiting her sister, Mrs
Moliie Keller, Washington.
MI Zach Lloyd, who has been suffering
for many Yeas with hil leg, has gone to the
city for treatment.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

~ w. Fuller, ofOSnajoharie, N. Y. ~.
tbo IVY Keeps Or. Kings New Discover VI ~
yer, mouse S and his family has always fonnd I'm ~,
NOT oe without it, If proeurabe a. Tno ,.,-
Kina, erNuggiSt, Catskill, N Y, saws thai ir
eongh new discovery is undoubtedly the bes;
ior years and it has never failed ~ do ~, iitily
triad nnS ior II Why not try II remedy So ion.,
Padse ana Tested Trial bottles Tree at W ~
sS'' SURE ron Tobacco. o0ets and 81
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

telurn nome from Washington city on san
uay last by Steamboat was taken s1ddenly IN N
h''l lost her mind. Her condition became n
serious mat she had to be removed from the h
poA' AZ Cedar Poiut. After being carried
s none ner condition became worse nnd she has
s ,rn. naa 10 be removed 10 en- asylum for
J., ne s Her distressed husband and fami.
y has our sincere sympathy. ''"''
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

MattawOman Items Mr.. and Mrs
james J Brooks are visiting their daughter,
Mrs D. Kerr
Miss Minnie W. Kerr left on Wednesday
last for Ashbury Park and New York, where
he will remain for several weeks, visiting
relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs ". j. Books and amily are
visiting at Kerbro7k.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Fire Loss Paid.-The loss incurred by
w. Hanson of tenant house by fire last
week has been adjusted BY the National Fire
insurance Company, in which the same was
insured and the loss promptly paid. Such
eApedltiousness speaks well for The business
management Of the company.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Religions Notices Divine services will
be held D. V Sunday, August 18th, at Pts
gah, NJ E Church, South, AT 10 80 a M,
and SAME dey at Chickamuxen at 3 p m.
J C. SEDwICK, P. G.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Base Ball The Bryantowp h
,esm pia, ed a match game of ball
Leonardtown boys last week, resuItip
nome club winning an easy victor
game OF innings the Bryantonisns
,he st. Mar,'s countians. the scare
- 10 I The full nine innings won
oeen plaJ ed but for an accident N,
noar nan, the catcher for the Bryxnto,
spralned his ankle and not being No
us 8, place the game had to stop
me match game between he Ian,
ana btvsnlown clubs announced
pace at Chapel Point on Taesd.v "a.
nlieiy postponed, neither team sbowin,
1cConchie base ball club viii NAV
p Ball with Mechanics, lille club 81
,oau'y, = Chapel Point, on FRIDAY
18th, at 3 D. N. ''u"' :
= picked nine from Charles md 8,
oun'ies will play the Rockville j
'nape' FONT, on Tuesday, August /
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
ORDEp NIST.
4" tie Circuit Caurt for tHarles Goaaty.
No S2s Equity


WIN T. Caiag tai vs. Joseph fl Ching ct al
Ordered by the court this first day
o. Anen.' in the year 1894 thai
tne au iito,'s report made and flied in the
soove entitled case be ratified aud confirmed
sniess cause 20 the contrary be shown on or
before tie 3rd Monday of August 1894 pro-
sided Il COP Of this order he inserted ia some
newsi per published in Charles county once a
week t,r three successive weeks prior to the
'ld Bird Monday of August 1894.
J. SAMUEL TURNkRClerk
-, ct. ct. for Char s County.
True copy Test:
J. SAMUEL TURNER, Clerk
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Marriage. Married, at Cobb Neck Cath
Ollie Church, on Monday last, By Rev. Father
Wade, Mr.. J. Frank Smms and MISS Pauline
Shorler--both of this county
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
Marlboro Fair. The Mari

Marlboro Fair. The MarlII orc Arr;
cultural Fair begins at Upper MI lrIboro q,
Tuesday, The 2lst instant, and 81 otinues 70
four days. Time, patience and DTS Of casi
have been spent by many of the letfling iofu
encial citizens of Prince Georges tcountx-'-
make this their second fair, peri. II s,/ =
This being the only agricultural, neeess'
southern Maryland, and it beinA
that such exhibitions are extremi sa
cal to all agricultural communitl 80"
mers should lend it their ,rmest
so.s a'ause' that per-
the cost OF transportation has been
mere nothing. The fair will pr -.
fractions to Others as well as the
10. pleasare-seeker can put lr mes 49,.
Iui day witnessing the races the bs
zen ions and other attractions NOT ot
'een IN thus section. The managers =
o the com,o,, 80 's''''S" VIII be paid
no It they are not Instructed and
'itn 'he exhibition il viii he their o,
very one should go if eve but for, : 'a"'
-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Dental NOtice.--I will be in La Plata
August l6 II, 20, 81, %, %.
DR.. P. f. SASSCER
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

ION forget the Marlboro Fair which h.
s1 ,s;y yu sAt zist instant aud lasts four DAYS
y "''' oe 'he affair Of Southern Maryland
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
9Th. D and Penn Avenue, s. E.

The Ladies want new Dress new Cane new Hat
new Gloves, Shoes new Hose and new Corsats and
Summer Underwear
Inc Gentlemen want Shirts new Neckwear.
straw Hat summer Underwear and new Gloves
The Baby wants a new D.eSs new Can new Goat
summer Underwear, new Shoes and Il new Carriage
Inc House needs Mattings Window Blinds, new
nS new Dishes new Cooking Utensils and all
Wooden and Tin are for the wash-room.
The Lowest Prices and in the City
can be found all the
above goods at
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Church EntertainmentsV The tourna
ment published TO take MA Kat Newnor
M w. tuesday TO raise money! or Newpor
ouurcn, was very pleasant / air, and tn,
promoters of tie eiter.ainmeti are satisfied
with the pecuniary return tn from The
sontest for the prizes and honor las spirited 4
the hne horsemanship disDlay was heartilv
enloYed BY the numerous spec, ors. Charles
Hoffman won the first honor Miss Daisy
farrall, of Baltimore, was GRO ed Oueen 81
Love and Beauty; Mr.. Harry g ppelear won
the second honor and Miss Ire Carliu was
crowned First Maid of Homer. II. Zach Pill
kerton, of st. Mary's county. on the third
honor and crowned a lady ,se name we
could not learn. and Mr.. John Thomson
won the fourth honor and crow led Miss Bir-
die Burroughs of St. Mary's iounty. Ne
James De Walbach delivered ~ coronation
address.
One of the most pl. asant irs held IN
the 9th district took place Wednesday
last at Mr.. Mex Burroughs ear Harris
Lot, gIFen by the members he William
aud Mary Parish, for the pu. Z of raising
money to purchase buggy h heir pastor
ABOUT O'Clock in the evening" nice crowd
lad assembled TO participate 10 games Sc
ected for the evening amusemeh An ele.
ant supper and refreshments all kind,
fere served on the ground. All sumner a /
homemade and chat was enioyedt 10 TO about
clock, when the attendants Il ,yap IN hid !
Is \, p.aos auleu. neat sum Is realized,
" We are unable TO state tue am unit
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
DOBBINS' NEW
"Oleine''
SOAP

Is the best 0leine Soap 10 the world
as one trial will demonstrate. II !.
the result of twenty-seven wears of
experience in the man nfacture Of
the old and well-kuown Dobb;ns'
olelne Soap, during which time
we have been studying and learning
how to put the most ralue into a has
of soap, while others have been ey.
perimenting as to how much tbrv
conld reduce cost and with it, as a
matter of course. value.
What we have learned. we uow
for the first time, embody in a popu.
lar Oleine Soap. and one trial r;n
satisfy you that it is what we saw
Olelne, the best Soap in the world
re Ask your grocer for it. and dom,
be put off with any other until Won
have tried it yourself
Dobbins' Soap Manufacturing Com
'any, Philadelphia.
|. L CRAGIN L CO.,
OCT ~ Philadelphia, Pa.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

from Boston. '''S''
Miss Daisy Richmond urned bonn,
from pleasant visit in ~ ton
Our popular Mrs. Will err attractive
home filled with visitors.
o"' ra'ner Wade preacfA an excellent
sermon on Sunday. Subjee Love your
neignoor as yourself and pr it by giving
them good example,
Ar. j. G. Hayden is impa ng his store
mouse between Issue and Ceda Grove
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

The subscriber would respectfully inform
the pablic generally that ne has fitted up a
nne hearse and Is now prepared to attend to
all calls IN the undertaking business en- short
notice and reasonable terms.
trimmings and ornaments of all kinds for
bnrlal Gases kept constantly on hand, and
everything furnished in as good style as in the
ciues, and at muea lover prices READY
made Collins, of all sizes and ofvarious styles,
constantly on hand Personal attention Civ
en- at funetals, and satisfaction guaranteed in
all cases, call is respectfully solicited
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Having secured the services Of hrs
class dress maker from the city. am nov
prepared to do dress making at moderate
prices.
Mrs W n WEIGH. "a Plata. Nd.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

M
inE Of the Wednesday Serial Club
at the town hall Wednesday evening" :
as usual mos, enjoyable nffair
tendance Of the members were prN
with their guests the large hall was
comfortable capacity, ,sidenciua
ing popularity ofihose entertainnen
those present were, Mr, and Mrs lied q
kr and Mrs, George W. Gross. G
Hrs II Il Boswell, Mr. and Mrs III
Mr. and Mrs. J. b Maitingly, MI Is
Mrs Samuel G. Padgrti, Mrs IlAw h
Amanda Matthews. MIS- Esielle Bal hi,
Mrs. Tisdale, Misses Kate, Moiiie
Hamilton. Belle Brnwner, Ella Hin
Parsons. st Mary 5 county, Blanchel "
Cambridge, Mass Fannie Br.wre nd
aud Adele Brent, Ella, Ethel and y vi.
man. Ellie Stoeketi, Annapolis, Kaia BIZ
Pearson, Glssie aai Cecie ChapuE
Dement,, Mary Wills, Mary, kiilie AZ,
Digges, Florence and Katie Hawk n
Hawkins, Of Washington rity, Et1kn,
Roberts. Lucy Cox, Ellie Smoot, nd
Nelue Boarman, Lima Maddox, n $.
kins, Florence Jeniier, Baltimoi =
Mary Esiep, of A. A county. Wa
monier, of Baltimore city, Mess ,tl
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

n.~a .~,~.~n W.. - Ha-h.r, 90 ha-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
Cobb Neck Items The vel

Cobb Neck Items. The serIurner, DR.
and accomplished daughters Of - rs
Landlord Smoot, spent last W.;
uncle, Lemuel Smoot, ii Aeresling
Terzah. be 80 Iur genial
Mr. Randolph Smoothing with their
young msl, is said to o, iount
polieems in washingtsee
with hill lther and famiair &c ery
Miss Maggie Richmoihel rest
her brother Fred. She ISL as eek
charms and brains to be :
firm of ''Palais Royal Con eek
hundred dollar month sa .. VI many
The ever hospitable Nj I'd of the
and his most popular wifi n lib one
tea on Saturday to Mss. al
jenkins and Elliott and MAD Jameson
Mrs Lee Herbert was 4 ahnrming
return trip from Washing Is Of, Miss
DR.. L., who is near Dill IN
medical aid. She with on her
and brother and wife, we rday.-
Point on the steamer Wa n nFEished
appreciated the kindness husband
Dnps wharf, when cha n for Rock
take the sick lady home II ne scarce
Mr.. Sommervirs stor tally of
Immediately much needle ioliars to
most popular aud hor
landlord will find it to th ecfii receive
| \ l. ~ =
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10
ORDER NLSL.
In the Cireui, Court for Charles County
No I0a Insolyencies


John W. Thompson vs.. His Creditors.
Ordered by the court this oath day 0
july, ia the year 1894. that the sale made and
reported in tn above case by Adrian Posey
Permanent Trustee, be ratified and confrmei
unless cause to the contrary be shown on o
before the End Monday OF August, 1894; pro
yided copy of this order be inserted in some
newspaper published in Charles county once
Neek ior three successive weeks prior to thI
y as~.. \. ~ aa..srst "a -. --~A-s
| j. SAMUEL TURNER, Clerk
cfCt CT. for Charles County.
True copy-Tesi:
J. SAMUEL TURNER, Clerk.
| jy 27-ct
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

sods. Silks,
aces, Velvets,
Linens. Ribbons. Fannels,
Clio ottons, Underwear
" IS. Ties, Emhroideres
hite Goods. Wash Dress G Gods
Colths. Cassimeres. Shawls
Wr;,e Jackets. Blankets Mating.
vince 70, IF nmples. They will con-
ing from here's money saved BY order
will send Mention this paper and we
charges your order free IF an fre;gb,
eide what We want You III help US de-
litlon. and papers have the largest circu-
find out. this is the only wsv "a
HAMIIU
ron EASTER & SONS
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Es- The o6ice oltte M. Independent
has been remored to La Plata, and I'LL
mail matter should be addressed thereto
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Tomorrow Light Battery A of the National
Guard of the District of Columbia, will 20 in
to camp at Marshall Hall. During the camp
daily practice with Napoleons and with CAT
ling guns will take place and men will be
mounted for dress parade every afternoon.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Ex-Constable A. N. Bryan was in Port To-
oacco on Tuesday, the picture of good health
II is the first time be has shown his face il
these parts for time, and bis old friends were
glad to see him.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1894-08-10

Mr.. w +. Hindle who by reason of the Sc
we're injuries he lately suffered in injuring his
legs, visited Ii Plata during the week and
expressed himself much surprised and gratihed
at the rapid growth OF the town.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-07-27
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
J adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health CT the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Itsexcellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties Of a perfect lax
alive; efectually cleansing the system,
.dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
Ii has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval Of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gistsin SOC and 81 bottles, but !. IS man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co.,only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup OF Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-07-27
WITS AT WORK.

Father-Do you really desire to
make my daughter happy? The
Suitor-Certainly Father-Then don t
marry her.
Waiter viii you take tea or coffee?
Actor always take coffee because
it settles. Manager L prefer tea
because it draws.
THAT Mrs Tedious is a miserable
talker, isn't she??" ''Her language, |
thought was beautiful" Dear me,
yes, but she talks all the time
Indignant Constituents ir,you have
proven utterly false to Your princi-
pies. Green Statesman Nothing of
the sort. merely wore them out
and got a new set.
Little Gladys Granny, so down on
your hands and knees Tor minute,
please Fond Grandmother What
am / to do that for, my pet? Little
Gladys Cause / want to draw an ele-
plant.
.'No,n said Floatinhair, the poet, 81
shall never call on that editor again;
never, never' What has he dona?'
s'He mas been eudely sarcastic I
handed hin, a bundle of manuscripts
this morning and he told the efIice
boy to hunt up his overshoes." Over
shoesn' @Yes. He said he had lot
Of slusa to wade through.