New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-06-17
THE TALK or HE DAP.

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| II Is said the town OF Catasauqua Penn IN ~
erected the first monument in honor OF the sOvdie,
dead.
Spread of Knowledge-'Papa," said little Kan.
| mo. child" answered her father. with an N.
| dulgent smile.
| eye II do. They're cirrus clouds and theyrs
about three miles and half high. You didn't
| have very good schools when you was little dd
| You. papa?"-(Chicago Tribune
The Mahometan Society in India. which IA.
| been furnishing the money for the conversion Of
America to the Mahome,an religion. is reported
to De dissatisfied with the progress thus far made
| The head OF the society IL wealthy gentleman
named Hajee Abdula Arab. Mahomed Webb
who is prosecuting the mission In this coun-
try. discredits the rumor. and saws it was started
b. Hanil Snow who is the leader Of a rival move.
| ment.
Being nobody in particular. he was placed las, %
eral speakers whose names were not the list and
| the audience tired out. when ne said "Nr
Bailey will now give us his address MY address,
| said Mr.. Bailey, rising is No. Is Loughooro Park
! BriXtOn Road, and ! wish you al good night"
! youths Companion.
| German historian says that the menu card cele.
brated its Goth anniversary in iSSs 1t was first
used. he declares. by Duke Henry Of Brunswick at
the session OF the German Reichstag at Regens-
burg in 1899
Teacher-Why was Solomon the wisest man in the
world?
Boy-He had 50 many wives 70 advise him
| Teacher Ia strong minded female)-Well that %
not the answer in the book. but you may go ~
head-(Good News.
resolution was recently introduced In the House
| OF Commons OF the British Parliament by Mr.
| Hamburg 10 provide each private soldier with q
- 80, hfv
To this Mr. Campbell Bannerman seriously pre-.
| tested upon the ground that II would involve al
| Increased expenditure OF 1900 pounds sterling
| year. he thought that the money might be spent
10 the greater advantage and comfort Of IL
! soldier IN other ways
Teacher Sammy. in the sentence II have book
what Is thu case Of the pronogn ~?
Teacher-Next boy, tell me In what case to pu
Next boy Cthoughtfully)-Bo okcase.-(P lt,sSus
Chronicle Telegraph
i've got a cold or something in my cad" Wa
what the simple little chappie said. The summer
| GIRL with ROBUSTNESS demure. replied. "Oh
must be cold I'm sure"
II Is related that it once fell TO Atchison ma,
had been killed do you know" ne said. calling
at her house that with your light hair and pretty
II You dressed as WIDOW She biushed and
| laughed And you are one" ne added; your
husband was just blown to atoms down IN 70, y
| boiler works. but then black Is 50 becoming v
| you"-(Atchison Globe
| on May last sS $50 foreigners had made. to The
Prefecture OF Police in Paris. the declaration OF
| residence required by a recent law. II was Do
lieved that 5000 declarations were still 10 be mace
| Four hundred and twenty-eight foreigners had ~
fused to comply with the law. and will be fined.
well as l55 persons who employing foreisne"
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Mamma-why don't you go and do the errand'
| told you to?
| Freddie want to sit here and see the compsV
that's coming to Mrs. Smiths. -,
How do you know there Is any coming! So.
II saw Robbie wash his hands "-(Chcago ln'S
Ocean.
"How to Get Rich" Will be the title or nes
novel. to be issued soon after the Lexow CON-
mttee finishes Its inquiry OF the Police Deparu"..'
and its methods. The new work Will have an av
pendlx which will probably prove more interes'ns
than addenda OF that sort are usually. nasmuen :,
It will be made up OF extracts from the diar'''
the police captains
Aunt Maria-I think you and Mr. Mann s ouEHii ss
get along nicely together You hh0" ~"
MatildapYes. and what is better. we n .Is. ~ y:
same people. Just think what nice lOns 'a'
shall have together.-(Boston TrahscEip"
THE Tacoma Union says that the chem ,p'".
girl OF the period lives out on the Muoh" -
April 1 10 June this year she planted three -
~ potatoes did all the cooking and sewing io -
family MIXED four cows fed the calves, Wss
chickens shot three chicken hawks ana w..
set the dog on eighteen tramps. ATTENDED "' .-s.
dances and three picnics. read hve d'me 90.
and sat up four nights In the week WIN ne' .uhG
and yet we often hear the question ASKER
Is there for women 10 doy
Victims ~ niustice-Nurse-Sure, ma sna,
twins have been making fuss al Day ina 49,
Mrs olive Branch-What about! birthday
Nurse-It's because they can na' aoor They
apiece like the smith children ns1Sssnanoj,s Jour
think they have been cheated.-dndlahap0'
nal.
After several years characteristlcahy ,.,vth
consideration. the Dutch Government mas ~ ,.cl.,
announced its determination 10 undertake wv -. az
a,,,, Of that immense bay inland sea A" o-t
,ha z,vdar Zoe The colossal nature OF inc - ,ns
n,u ~. ,,ndsrs,ood when 1t Is remembered ' , "A
.hoa, ., ua,er "a about 60 miles In length ..,m
a., o,r.,,mfsrence OF this It is PROPOSED ",d AZ
70, ooo acrss the value OF which Is es'''. s Oh
oho,, s,E0 GO 600 a considerable mole'y VI ssher-
n. Maid "a CONDENSATION to the zuyue' %" ara 10.
wan denr,ved OF their calling the pu. ,-s,ning
,,,ous Cor their recamatory work. but u. ..y,ous
=, ,h,s ,,,and sea promises TO surpass I'll Wv
achievements. 49,, I'M
An 1rcorruptble Public Servant sps eur Adermso
Of snls r foTS With and
from the So hsH nm by the police au.oenth I su
ION. ~. them 10 the tune OF Sco a,'e Who tax
~, an inferna, shame The hlEn hs desk belo~s
mat money" he added. strix.s divvyr'-<1~
him with clenched fist. must