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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
ST. LAWRENcE CANALS.

Scheme to Have the United States Join
Canada in Deepening Them.
TORONTO, Aug. 21.-A proposition to
ask the American government to con.
tribute toward the cost of deepening
the st. Lawrence canals on the condi-
ton that they shall in future be jointly
owned by the two countries is discussed
here.
A convention is to be held here next
month to discuss the question of deep.
ening these canals SO as to allow ocean
going vessels to pass through them to
Toronto, Buffalo, Detroit and other
western points to facilitate the grain
carrying trade.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
lIuncie's Gain, sprfngfeld,s Loss,

MUNc1E, Ind, Aug. e1.-With about
200 men at work the Whitley 1nalleable
iron works was placed in operation
Monday morning for the first time. BY
next week over 600 men will be EN-
ployed. The old factory, at Springfield,
o., has been closed down, and several
hundred of the men have come to Mum
Gle to work in the new factory.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

PEORIA, MS, Aug. 21.-Charles Nc
Coy, an architect, and Miss Jessie Col
well, aged 20, were drowned in Peoria
lake while boating. They We're heard
quarreling about 10 O'Clock. The affair
Is surrounded with mystery. The lake
Is being dragged for the bodies.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
DYNAMITE ON THE RAILS.
An Attempt to wreck am Excursion Train
in Colorado Fails.


in Colorado Fails.
GEoRGETowN, Colo, Aug. Alan at
tempt was made near this city to wreck
the excursion train ON the Colorado
Central railroad returning from around
the loop. Four large sticks of dynamite
had been placed on the rails, and al
though they were crushed by the wheels
passing over them, they did not explode.
The dynamite was found by track
walker soon after the train passed.
There is no clew to the perpetrators of
the outrage
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

@Ilike to see man think good
deal of his home" said old Mrs. ia
son, "but when he stays out all
night to brag about how happy a
home he has 1 think he is carrying
his affection a little too far"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
Bucklen,s Arnica Salye.

The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction or money refunded. Price 25c.
per box. For sale by q. w. NJ. Hooff,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
J ANoTHER cAlssoN EXPLopEs.
Nobody Killed, But Fort Sheridan Ammu-
milton Seems Dangerous.

milton Seems Dangerous.
CHICAGO, Aug. 21.-During the mill
tary maneuyers of the United states
regulars, under General Miles, near
Evanston, the rear chest of caisson ex-
ploded. Presence of mind in smother
ing the flames with a tarpaulin prevent
ed further damage.
Three men who sat over the front
axle were Jared from their seats, but
escaped any injury. One shrapnel and
IL cartridges, having nearly so pounds
of powder. exploded.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

COLUMBUS, o., Aug. 21.-The explor-
ers of the Ambos mound, near Green
Lawn avenue, unearthed a water vessel
six inches high and made of sun-dried
clay. One side was intact. The find is
supposed to be 1000 years old. Several
fragments of skeletons were found.
The explorers have found in all % skele-
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
TRUSTEES SALE
of Two Saw Mills, Boilers, Engine
and Fixtures, and other Persona
Pronartv


of Two Saw Mills, Boilers, Engines
and Fixtures, and other Personal
Property.
DY virtue of the authority vested in me
d by certain deed of trust executed by
George z. Fadeley, to the undersigned Trus-
tee, bearing date on the 18th day OF Novem-
Der, 1898, and is of record in the office of the
County Court of Mason county, West Vir-
gtnin, in trust deed book No. d. pages sol and
notes therein described, and having been re-
quested by Henking, Bowie q CO., the own
er and holder of said notes to make sale of
the personal property in said trust deed de-
scribed. The undersigned Trustee Will sell at
public auction, at the front door OF the Court
House of said Mason county, on
Wednesday, August 29th, 1894,
commencing at O'Clock p. m. ofthat day the
following personal property or so much
thereof as may be necessary to pay OF the
notes remaining due in said trust deed de-
scribed after paying the costs of sale and the
amount due after the credit made under and
by virtue OF a sale made this day by former
trust deed. Two Saw Mills and fixtures
thereunto belonging together with two steam
engines and two boilers, and all the fixtures
thereunto belonging. or in any way apper-
tanning, one OF which engine, boiler and
fixtures was made by Enos, Hill & Co., OF
Gallipolis, Ohio. The other was made by
Owen, Lane, Dyer and Co, OF Hamilton, o.,
Said property Is set forth I'm said trust deed
and described therein.
Terms Cash on day of sale.
VIII. ToMLINsoN, Trustee.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
GATHERING THEM IN.
Two Hundred More indictments Agains,
Liquor Dealers.

Liquor Dealers.
MEMPHIS, Aug. 21.-The Shelby coun-
ty grand jury Monday found 200 more
indictments against liquor dealers in
and near Memphis, making a total of
700 to date. Indictments have also been
found against score of real estate deal
ers, and more are expected to follow,
running the total up to a Thousand, all
for failure to pay privilege taxes.
The disclosures of this grand jury
showing that 81 500, 900 has been lost by
the state, county and city in the last
eight years, has created such popular
feeling that a Good Government club
has been organized, embracing leading
citizens, whose announced purpose is to
compel the enforcement of the law,
especially with reference to the rev.
enna
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

INDIANAPOLIS, Aug. 2l.-The interna-
tional meeting of the coiored knights
of Pythias met here Tuesday with Rob
ert Mitchell in the chair and Samuel
Hill of Cincinnati as secretary. The
meeting has been called to effect re-
union of the colored Pythians. As re-
suit of a difference over the insurance
funds quadrilateral split occurred in
the order. A unification committee
was appointed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
soVEREIGN,s HuMILlAIIoN.
The General Master workman Is sove
eign Only in Name.

eIBH OHIy m 4NuIIlUs
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 81. = General
Master Workman Sovereign of the
knights of Labor came to this city, and
In company with Secretary Hays and
members of the general executive board,
Mcguire and Martin, unsuccessfully at
tempted to participate in political
meeting Of District Assembly No. 1.
Sovereign and the other general Off
GERS narrowly escaped rough usage at
the hands of the delegates.
The primary cause of the trouble is
said TO have been an attempt to elect
ez-Master Workman Traphagen as the
delegate from District Assembly No. 1
20 the November convention. Trapha-
gen was to go in the interest of General
Master Workman Sovereign, whom the
majority of the delegates opposed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

FLENnNGsBURG, KY. Aug. 21.-The
report which reached here stating that
the Sherburne -four mills had blown up
and killed two men turns out to be
greatly exaggerated. The cylinder-head
only blew out and no one was killed. A
frightened darkey brought in the false
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
Building ColIapsed-Four Injured.

WORCESTER, Mass, Aug. 2I.-An old
brick building ON Ward and Richland
streets, this city, collapsed, burying
about a dozen children and three men
in the ruins. -Four of the children were
taken out badly injured.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
BIG FIRE IN MEMPHIS.
Nearly n Quarter of a million Dollars
Worth OF Property Destroyed.


MEMPHIS, Aug. 81. = Fire started
shortly after midnight in 4-story
building at No. 1915 and 378 Shelby
street, occupied by the Mansfield Drug
company. and within less than an
hours time, nearly $25O,OOO worth of
property was destroyed. The fire
started among the chemicals and
oils in the rear of the Mansfield
building and spread so rapidly that the
firemen soon lost control of it. The
fremen devoted their work to. saw
inf adjoining property, and after an
hours battle succeeded in combining tho
fire to the block in which it originated
Among the heaviest losers are:
Fader, Sugarman 81 Company, stock,
$50, 900; Mansfield Drug company, stock,
$50, 900; A B. Treadwell s. Company,
building, $50, 600; stock, 800, 900; Mans
field building, $4,000; Fader, Sugar
man & Company building, $25, 600. The
insurance covers about three-fourths of
the loss.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

ATLANTA, Aug. Ex-Governor North
en- issued pardon to Daniel Pittman, a
boy not over II years of age. He lived
In Munroe, where he picked up one day
. silver watch which he found lying
upon store counter, and offered to sell
Il to a passerby for 10 cents
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

SAN SALVADOR, Aug. 21.-The bust
ness outlook is improving, yellow fever
IS diminishing ON the coast and the
country's prospects are bright. The
foreign and interior debts will be con-
solidated, If possible. Some of the
lands belonging to persous declared to
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
A company is being formed to es

A company is being formed to es-
tablish, at Las Vegas, New Mexico,
what is to be known as a "Gentle-
mans Paradise" The projectors
inted building in the shadow of the
Rocky Mountains an establishment
that will rival, in every details,
Monte Carlo on the Mediterranean.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

Brown-Did the christening of
the twins go off all right2 Mr.. Pop
peigh-Ycs, but 1 didn't like the
hymn the choir sang. "What did
they sing2" "Still there's moro to
follow"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

be guilty OF treason nave peen oraereo
sold Mexico has been asked to recog-
nize the government. The candidates
for the presidency are Gatierrez, Molen-
DEE and Rivas the first named leading.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

MEMPHIS, Aug. BID. NJ. S. Walker,
president of the Merchants and Plant
ers' bank of Greenville, Miss, was prob
ably fatally stabbed by William Ma
gruder at Wilczinsld, Miss. The trag-
edy grew out of DIR. Walkers alleged
intimacy with Magruder's wife.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
A Household Treasure.

j. ". Fuller, OF Canajoharie, n. Y,
says that he always keeps DIR. Kings
New Discovery in the house and his
family has always found the very best
results follow its use; that lac would not
be without it, if procurab;c. G. A. Dyke
man nj. Druggist, Catskill, n, Z, says that e.
eddy the best Cough remedy; that he has
used it in his family for eight years, and
it has never failed to do all that is claim
ed for it. Wy not try remedy SO long
tried and tested. Trial bottles free at
Hoo1's Drug Store. Regular size SOC.
and $l.00.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

CHICAGO, Aug. 21.-George NJ. Pull
man denies the report of the formal en-
gagement of his daughter Florence to
the Prince of Isenburg -Bierstein. Mr..
Pullman refused to discuss the matter,
simply saying IN response to a question,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

When Baby was sick. we gave her castoria.
When shew was a Child, she cried for castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to castOria-
When she had Children. she gave them castOria
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
VIAL 10 MANHOOD.

On. z C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
MkAfs q specific for Hysterih Dizziness Eits, Neu-
fllslas deanaehes Nervous Prostrntfon caused by
alconol or tobacco Hakefuness, Mental Depression
sottening OF Brain, causing insanity misery decay
DEATH Premature Old Age, Ba-renness, Loss Of
u 1eucorrhoa and al
Esz1ale heaknessess Involuntary Losses, 6peFma-
eoEEneea caused by oYer-exertion Of brain. Self
abuse, oFer-InduEenee A fnonfiiis Treatment RI
6forS5s by mail With each order for boxes With
= VIII send written guarantee 10 refund II not cured.
Guarantees Issued b. ngent. WES3T,S LIVER PILLS
S1reS SICK Hsadache Biliousness, Liver Ccmplainf,
Sour Btomeeh, Dyspepsia and Co.tstipafforI.
GUARANTEED tssued only bT
A G. VAN GLIDER, Druggist,
inch % Point Pleasant W. Va.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

TRUSTEES SALE
of Saw Mill, Boiler, Engine and
Fixtures, Work Oxen and other
Personal Property.
T 1NDER and by the authority vested in
" me by certain deed of trust executed
by George Z. Fadelev, to the undersigned
Trustee, bearing date on the 10th day of A pril,
1898, anu is recorded in the County Court
Clerks office of Mason county, West Virgin
ia, in trust deed book No. Is, pages l9l and
1872, to secure the payment of four certain
promissory notes therein described, and hav-
ing been required by Henking, Bowie & Co.,
the owner and holder of said notes, to make
sale OF the property in said trust deed de-
Scribed, the undersigned Trustee, will sell ut
public auction, at the front door of the Court
House OF said Mason county, on
Wednesday, August 10Th. 1894,
commencing at o'clock p. m. of that day, the
following personal property: -Four yoke OF
work oxen, two heavy OK wagons, two log
carts, one lot of log chains and OK Jokes for
said cattle, and two extra Jokes. Also one
Standard saw mill, boiler and engines, with
all the fixtures attached or belonging there
to. Said property is set forth in, trust deed
and described therein.
Terms Cash on day of sale.
VIII. ToMLINsoN, Trustee.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
Specimen Cases.

S. II. Clifford, New Castle, Wis, was
troubled with Neuralgia and Rheuma-
tisn, his stomach was disordered, his
Liver was affected to an alarming de-
gree, appetite fell away, and he was ter
ribly reduced in flesh and strength.
Three bottles of Electric Bitters cured
him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,,
had running sore on his leg of eight
years standing. Used three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and his leg is
sound and well. John Speaker, Cataw-
ba, o., had five large Fever sores on his
leg, doctors said he was incurable. One
bottle Electric Bittters and one box
Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him en-
tirely. Soldby G. w. NJ Hoof Druggist.
The young man who can hold his
sweetheart on his lap for hours at a
time while counting her, after mar
riage thinks it torture to hold the
baby five minutes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
ReIiefin Six Hours.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the '.NEw
GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE -
This new remedy is great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part of the urinary pas
tention of water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. Ifyou want quick
relief and cure this is your remedy.
Sold by a. G. Van Glider, druggist,
Point Pleasant. [nov. % 1y
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
81 il
OHIO oEETRAL LINES.

Trains No. and . run solid between
Charleston and Toledo, with new Pull
man Drawing Room Chair Car, both
ways. Trains Nos. 10 and IL run solid
between Columbus. Ohio. and Gauley
Bridge. Trains No. II and I8 run bel
tween Point Pleasant and Gauley Bridge
and trains Nos. go and 81 run betwee1
Point Pleasant and Gallipolis, o. Fo
maps, rates. &c, and through tickets
all points, call on
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29
OHIO RIVER RA1nROADl
Local Time Card.


CeItral Standard Time. In effect n
Sunday, June Sd, 1894.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1894-08-29

The most cruel thing girl with
a lot of money can do is to refuse to
get married.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-04-14
Produce ana N,erchanuiue.

NEW YORK, April Is Flour barely
ste sdy, quiet; winter wheat, lo~ grades,
2.O0@2.45; patents, 3 1908 so; Mime.
sofa car, 5CW2 90; patents 3 900ol 20;
low extras, = Uj62 45; Southern -four
dull, sy; common 10 fair CXt.a, 200
@3.00; gooi to ch !. @ 3 1904 90 West
tirme3, fairly active: No red, store
and elevator, 635<@6i; ahoat, coz: op-
lioiis UpenId weak and clincd a 00 L5c
ralli.n / 4 al &c closed firm at On
l &c over Yesterday, with trading fairly
active; No rec, April, G34a; May, ii a :
July, COZ.
Corn quiet, easier; N .. 43f olu-
vator, 44sE@ii1s afoa,; ungraie d
mixed, i3%; steamer mixed, 42M; op-
lions moderately active, closing firm at
Juy, AK. Oats iirmer; April, 37ss
May aGM; July, 351s; No. white, 40 \
@4oM; mixed Western, 37@3SN; white
do, IS @4aI. Hay choice steady, mod.
crate uemand; shipping, G0@65; good to
choice, 75@S5 Wool fair demand,
steady; domestic fleece, 2O@25; pulled
16@25.
Beef dull, steady; family, l.@Il; ex
ira mess, 0G@S50; beet hams mac
tive, at 1000; ticrccd beef du.l city
extra India mess, 1s@19 Cut meats
steady, quiet; picked bellies, 7Js;
shoulders. Ga; hams, 99l; IN ddles
nominal. Lard stronger, quiet; Western
steam closed, %; city, 73s@7%; flu
turts nominal; refined unsettled; CONT.
n,nt, S.25; South Anne RIGA, $50; com
p-und, 6@614. Fork quiet steady:
mess. ii 00@l425 extra prime, l3 co
@l3 80 Butter moderate demand;
fancy firm; dairy, new State, 1G@24:
do old, Holt; do. creamery, new, 25;
Western dairy, new, l2Gol6: do, cream
cry, CIV, 17@25; Elgins, 25
CO;ion-seed Oil quiet, iirmer: crude,
rs; Y; low, 32@32i4. Petroleum quiet,
unchanged. kcsin quiet, firm; strained
common to coed, 1.l7YGpl 20. Turpen-
limo dull, steady ut 2oM@3O Rice
steady. quiet; domestic fair to extra,
3M@ so: Japan, 43sM51&. Molasses,
foreign nominal; New Orleans, open
kettle, good 10 cnoice, 3CM3s, dull and
steady. Peanuts quiet, nominal Coffee
options firm, 2t@30 points advance;
April, i6 80, July, l5.550ol5 G5; Septern
Der, il 95@l Is 05: spo. Rio quiet and
steady; No. :. l71iG0l73s.
Sugrar, raw more active, steady; fair
refining, IL 81; refneu steady, tar dc
mahd; of A, 5 IL 1901; standard A,
l-i6Gf 4;cut loaf, 1905; crushed,
is 1905: grannlattd. 4l-l6M4as
Freights to Liverpool market firm, quiet;
cotton, 964d ponce; grain, 214d pence.
Treasury balances: Coin, Slo3, 557, 600;
currency, $50, sos, 900.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-04-14
a Turkish Wedding.

An artistic mistress of the ceremonies,
being congratulated OH tho success with
which sho had managed the details of
an English wedding, remarked impa-
tiently that there had been ono blot on
the scone-namely, the bridegroom.
She only wished it could have been ar
ranged for him and his black coat to re-
main outside i'll the brougham till the
thing was over.
Had she received an invitation to q
Turkish wedding, as once by good luck
did party of English ladies, among
whom was the writer of the present
sketch, her wish might have been graft
fed, as it is quite possible to attend
such Il function without even catching n
passing glimpse of the crimson fez of
the husband elect
The latter spends the hours of his
bridal day i'll getting married to him.
sclf-that is, he visits the priest and
the notary, takes out and signs his mar
riage contract, attends religious scrv-
ice at the mosque, partakes of sump-
tuous breakfast with his friends and as
tho ceremonies cover considerable pOr-
ton of tho week l should not bo sur
priscd to hear that during the time he
even goes on u wedding tour in solitude
and on his own account London
GraDhic
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-04-14
>'iiakcspcarc's Cats.

Shakespeare makes frequent refer
enccs to the cat in his plays. Lady Mac
beth taunts her husband when he hangs
back from the murder with
Letting dare hot wait upon would.
Like the poor cat i the adagc,
alluding TO that animals fondncss for
fish-'What eats avcrsc To iiSl.t'-but
its unwi!lingncss to wet its feet in
catching them.
Falstaff scizcs upon another feature OF
the animals character, so Gctostcd by
all wakcful slccpcrS in towns: &" S;blund
i'm as melancholy as ii gibcat' Whom
Morcutio longs for II fray with Tybalt
he accosts him Good king of cats, |
would have nothing Int ono Of your nine
lives. That ! mean 10 make bold W,l.al,
and, IT'S You shall use me hereafter, dry
beat the rest Of the eight, and there.
upon receives that celebrated Scratch
which was mot 50 deep as well nor so
wide a. a church door New York
Sul
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-04-14
A Difficult Question.

This story is going to end in mystery.
know this because, like II true artist,
thought il all out before putting pen to pa
per
twas the evening of Arabella's birthday
AlphonsO, her betrothed, was with her
They were very, very happy.
Suddenlya bright thought struck AL.
phonso.
That is Il way bright thoughts have.
But am quite willing to he slugged by
them.
Bright thoughts are worth bright dollars.
But to our tale.
Quoth Alphonso:
"Darling:"
Quoth Arabclla:
Yes darling"
Isn't this your birthday, darling?"
Yes dearest"
well, pet. propose to give 90 kiss for
every year OF your age"
"Oh, darlingl'
They embrace rapturously
lie kisses her seven times then chortles:
'These don't count, for you haven't told
me your age yet. How old is my tlarling:"
oh darling"
"Ilow old is my icklc tootsy wootsy:'
Here began u great struggle in Arabclla $
mind.
She had reached that age when she wish
ed to be thought several years younger.
That is likewise The age when an unwcd-
dcd maiden most kccnly appreciates kisses.
She did not want to tell him her real age
She wanted all the kisses She could get
Here, gentle render, is the mystery fore
told exclusively in our first line
Did she claim all the kisses to which she
was entitled or not?-1rth.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-04-14
Mistake of "wnntin. the Best"

at Il little dinner party given in one of
the best hotels the host ordered wine for
his five guests. Not caring TO pay fortoo
much champagne, he first ordered white
wine"
What kind:" asked the waiter.
1.-The best you've got"
do yOu wish to look at the card?"
NO. just give us the best you've got.
About three quarts"
The waiter obeyed, and all agreed that it
was very good indeed. Late that night the
host called for his bill. lie had figured his
bill at about $50. 1t proved to be more than
500.
WHATS this" he asked. There's some
mistake here"
They gave him I'M itenlizcd bill Just to
satisfy him. lie ran his eye over it until
he came to the white wine" item, and then
he gaspcd:
Three quarts M Observation-Disclosures. Sia
That must be good," he remarked
'Nes, sir The best we have"
Since then he orders cheap and common
fluids such as champagne chicago Inter
Ocean.