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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29

III The Law TimCS some interesting
stories are told of the late Baron PaIl1e,
afterward Lord Wcnslcylalc His love
of the law is illustrated by the "nccdotc
of his apologizing to Il hostess for his
late arrival at Il party on the ground
that he could not tear himself away
from "a beautiful demurrer. His pas
sion for fresh air was such that on buy
ing Il handsomely furnished house his
first order it is said, was that all the
bcdpOStS should be sawed down and the
next that ail the bed curtains S ould be
burned. ~ Exeter he insisted on venti-
lation ina Wholesale waywhich wrought
havoc with counsel and juricS.
The best story OF Baron Pallc is per
haps that which tells how cncc when
summoned to advise the lords he was
seized with Il fainting fit i'll the middle
of his argunicnt Various remedies were
applied without avail. At last happy
Thought occurred to one of his brethren,
who well knew his peculiar Temporal
mcnt He IL. ilCl into I'll" library, seized
a large NASTY v>2ulHr OF old statutes
rushed lack ;;ni Ida it 10 tie EoStrilS
of the patl,"t The effect w;:a marvel
Gus. He ii Cno2 optncl lis eyes, gave
thcln a slight RIB and il a W seconds
WAS az well - ever.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
THE ELECTRICIAN.

Transatlantic telephoning would be posi-
BILE if single copper wire could be laid.
The Anglo-American Gable company will
lay new cable this spring in Pacific wa
tiers.
The little film in the incandescent globe
goes through 80 treatments before it is
ready for the lamp.
The Zincking of steel wire by electricity is
said to give far better results than the old
bath process, which takes the temper out Of
the wire and weakeus it.
The capital stock OF the Western Union
Telegraph company is now about 0o,0oo,.
600, and in rs years the company has feaa.
sEsd like slim In net prodts.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
THE ODDITY.

Chinese jailers live on what they can OBJ
tain from prisoners or the friends of pris-
onerS.
Under the old Welsh law II hamlet could
not be legally recognized as such unless it
possessed Il cat.
A Persian legend makes Christ say,
''When | come again after 1000 years,
shall come in the form of a woman"
There is Il raountain in Oregon which is
slowly moving into the Salmon river. 1t
will in course Of time dam the stream and
create large lake
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
N.H.&H. Railroad Timetable
June II. 1893.
NAUGATUCK DIVISION.

Trains leave Waterbury al follows
For NEW YORK-6.O5 100 SOC 1o5oam:l2s
1925, b.53 y m. Sunday. 4lB pm.
Return. Sol. 500 1903 n IN; 100 4.O3 90
pm, Sunday, 6OI a m.
For NEW HAVEN, via NauGatuck Junction
40. s.26 n m: 1.2s, 1928, 553 M Via
Derby junction, sos, 1926, 1910 n m: 1928
3.25. ESQ y m.
Return, via Naugatuck Junction at las nm
Sunday 800 n m. Via Derby Junction
TOO. ga n. m; 1900 2.20. $50 TAO ~ ~
SUNDAY. $40 m.
For BRIDG FPORT-r6'Ob 80 $40, 1870 n m
1.2s. 3.2b, E.6s p m. Sunday 4.lb p m.
Return at 7oh $40 IN 1900. 2.2s $50 TAT
pm. Sunday SIS n m.
Fer ANSONIA-6.O5, I 80. 500. 1910 a m l.2s,
a.2b. S.bs TOO tmixed) m. Sunday. 4.Ib
p Mt.
Return at TAO. 1921. a m 1891 SOL $40. s.:
pm. Sunday SAC a m.
For WATERTOWN-6.44 s.37, I1.17 u M 3Es
6l2. 7.O4 m. Saturday 9.16 pm.
Return at 9 Of. .65. 1880 a m $50. 4.S5, $50
pm. saturday 7.35 r M
FL: THOMASTON-S92 Zip a m: 3.52, $50
9O0pm. Sun6ay 9.2S u m.
Return at T0s. 49,, 0.2s m ass 1925 p m.
Sunday 3.47 m.
For TORRINGT0N- l,.12 m s.Sa. Csc.
eOL M Sunday 92b G m.
Re>urn at e.47, 7.81 1910 m; 2.S0. sos D m.
For wINsTFD-.s.s2 r.ia o m: ssa sBs. sob
Rar,ru steM va a.. m era. A.Aa
aun,las
q. pEM paTsAh. ss-D Pas. As.n
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
Professor Blot's Charlotte Russo

Half a pint of double cream-that is,
cream which has stood 24 hours-one tea
spoonful Vanilla one-third of a cup granu-
lated sugar. Whip together, and when
stiff add the beaten whites of two eggs, and
mix well. One dozen and Il half lady fin
gers will be required to line dish or mold
for this quantity. Set aside in Il cool place
before serving A dessert sufficient for five
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
Notice to Contractors.

BLOCK PAVEMENT.
\EALED PROPOSALS for paving South
street to be paved by the Waterbury. Traction
Company. between the South line of Meadow
Street and the South line of Jewclry street,
with Granite Dimension Block Pavement.
we'd Nv the Board Of Road Commissioncrs at
the Mayors office, City Hall. until o'clock,
pm. of the 4th day of April. 1894. at which
time and place the bids will be publicly open
ed and read.
Bidders are required to state in their PRO
posas their. names and places of residence.
Each proposal must be signed by the bidder
and accompanied by a bond for $500, condi-
the time specified in this notice, in case the
bid be accepted.
certified check for $500 drawn payable to
the order of the city of Waterbury. will be
certificate and bond for that case properly
filled out. Blank forms for the purpose will be
furnished on application to the city engineer.
The person or persons to WI HON the contract
his office with the suraties offered by him or
them, and execute the contract within five
DAYS from the date of notice of such award
and in case of failure or neglect so to do. he
it, and as in default to the city of Waterbury.
The right to decline any or all the proposals
i 'eserved, if deemed for the interest of the
terials, by which bids will be tested, is as fol-
lows. viz:
1929 square yards of Granite Dimension
Block Pavement.
and given as a basis for estimating the
bids. Bids must be made on blanks furnished
BY order of the Board of Road Commits
RIA. CAIRNS. City Engineer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29

The Alaskans often have eating matches,
at which great numbers of the villagers
compete The one who eats the most is
considered the biggest man.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
What to DO.

Aunt want to do something to please
you on your birthday, Charlie, but first |
want to ask your teacher how you behave
in school
''If you really wish to please me, auntie,
DON'T ask him. "-Tit-Bits
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
TO Strengthen 1t.

Mrs. Wreakhard tthe landladyJ-Is there
anything can help you to. Mr.. Simmer
81 .mmer--Yes, mA'Rm. Can have some
milk put In this ernain f-Tfnsh.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29

We invite the people of Water
bury and vicriy TO examine our
large assortment of Clothing of the
Latest styles, for men boys and
children. Also Hats and Gents
Furnishings.
Owing to the hard times we Will
dispose of our goods a a great
sacrifice, and it will be your inter
est to see our goods and learn our
prices, before purchasing else
where.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
Buttons IuZinPNS.

Button rose &!N.uN, Wl,l III san, and
he used oGt>n to tel II ha l..>als he
had ;3rrJetn'e}ol himself 10 g,t cut Of
bed 50 cariI. In my y .uyh, sad he,
Il IVA, v. I'il Of sleep. 1t I"hh>d nle
Of a Gi>>;t ,.,,I q my tina. b.,t l!y poor
JO>tl.l hi t0nlcStiC) wa Of rJUt SCrv-
ice i'll l.i .';:l., '-H to ,VrrJunc il.
pronli.= {! .:.;yr Jos III Il Gown every
time that !; could make re set up&t g.
Tho nest morning he did not fail to
awake and torment me, lut lie received
only abuse The day after he did the
same, with no better success, and l was
obliged at noon to confess that had lost
my time. l told him that he did not
know how to manage his business; that
he ought to think of my promise and
not to mind my threats. The day follow
ing he employed force, and | begged for
indulgence, bid him begonc, | stormed,
but Joseph persisted. l was therefore
obliged to comply, and he was rewarded
every day for the abuse which he suf-
fered at tho moment when l ;iWoke by
thanks, accompanied with Il crown,
which he recoivcd about an hour after.
Yes, l am indebted to poor Joseph for
ten or Il dozen of the volumes of my
work. - ou,lOn Judy.
Overpressurc.
Then you say the examination you have
to pass for the assistant mastership is rather
stiff"
Il should think it was. You are required
to answer questions on psychology, inte-
grail calculus, astronomy, theology, meta
physical analysis, Greek versifcation'-
'Saperlotte! And pray what will you
have to teachY'
Elementary grammar. "-Annales Poll
tiques ct Litteraires
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29

The Bridgeport Union has just moved
into handsome new quarters in the Bar
num- mon building and now has one of
the most complete offices in Connecticut.
The Union. although but three-y ear-old,
is one of the best blocks of newspaper
property in Connecticut.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
THE MISANTHROPIST.

Men are women's playthings; women are
the devil's-Victor Hugo.
Always beat your wife before dinner; also
before supper.-Russian Proverb.
Virtue in women is perhaps question Of
temperament.-La Rochefoucauld.
A woman is always grateful to you-for
having thrown you overheard. -Bourget.
1t is only the last love of a woman that
can satisfy the first love of man.-Balzac
A woman forgives everything but the
fact that you do not covet her.-A. de Mus
set
1t goes far toward reconciling me to be-
ing woman that l am thus in no danger
of ever marrying one.-Lady Montagu
1t is a woman's way. They always love
color better than form, rhetoric better than
logic, priestcraft better than philosophy
and flourishes better than fugues-Ouida.
The man who, after studying hundred
women, thought he knew the sex thorough
ly, admitted, on intimate acquaintance
with the hundred and first, that he was
densely ignorant of the nature Of any one
of them.-Junius Henri Browne.
Virtues a beautiful thing in women
when they don't go about like a child with
drum making all sorts of noises with it.
1here are some women who think virtue
was given them as claws were given to cats
to do nothing but scratch with.-Douglas
Jerrold.
Office of J. F. GREER, County Judge.
Green Cove Springs. Clay Co..
Fla, May 23d, 1891.
Gentlemen:-Tuenty-th three years ago 1
was attacked With inhammatory rheumatism
/ was attended by the most eminent ply
sicisns. visited the great Saratoga Springs,
n. Y, and the noted Hot Springs of Ar
kansas and finally came to Florida ten
years ago.
About two years ago had severe at
tack of rheumatism, was confined to my
room for twelve weeks and during the time
I was induced to try P. P. p, (Prickly Ash.
Poke Root and Potassium,) after using two
small bottles was relieved; at four differ
mt times since I have had slight attacks
md have each time taken two small bot
les of P. p. P, and been relieved. and
sonzlder 1t che best medicine OF Its kind.
Respectfully, ]. Y. oHsma
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29

property IN l OuutCtlCuI.
The appropriation allowed the select
men for work upon roads not under con-
tract will have to be carefully handled or
it will be exhausted long before the eN-
piration Of the fiscal year. The sense of
the town meeting seemed to be to dispense
with all luxuries for year and the select
men would better move on these lines.
Buying horses hiring priced men and
renting u barn Is not exactly strict
economy and may make trouble for the
s,lectmen when they are called upon to
give an account of their stewardship next
fall As the little mother said in
Friends the other night: Boys you is
Injuries. and We cannot afford Injuries"
ALTHOUGH the naval revolt IN Brazil is
at an end there Is still trouble in store for
the government of the republic from the
bellion in the states OF Parana, San
PaUlO and Rio Grande do sui. Trust
worthy information is rather meagre, but
General Saraiva. the insurgent command
rr seems to have a considerable f. rec in
the field. The seriousness of the revolt is
indicated 10y the fact that although it has
been in progress for more than year the
government has not been able to suppress
it. On the contrary. the local forces in
the disturbed states have been barely able
to hold their own. The most dishearten-
my feature of the instruction in the
southern states, 50 far as the insurgents
are concerned. is that Admiral Mello has
proposed to cooperate with them.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
New York 3 New England

Passenger Train Service January :. 1894
Trains leave Waterbury for
BOSTON-345 7 30 m 90 3.55 pm
PROVIDENCE: - 7 30 m 100 3 So pm
NEW YORK via EreWSte~--2. 10 = m
NORCFSTER-3.45 100 a m 100 p IN.
NEW lONlON-7.30a nj | 30. 155 y M
PUTNAM--3l6 30 a IN LOO. 355 = m
WlLIlMANTlC-3i5 $50 M loo. 800 J. III
SPRINGFIELD gO5 a m 3.65 y m.
HARTFORD-3.45 7.3O. 9.05. lO:46 m. 100
NEW BR!TAIN-3.46 7.SO. 9O5 lO45 a III loo
3bhS. p m.
PLAINVILLE-3,45 80 9O6, l5.45 m LOG
S.bh. SIS pm.
BRISTOL-345 100. 9O6 lO.4b m 100
TERRYviIiE-7.so ooS 1o.4Sa m 100 $50
WATERXILLF-7;9o 30. o o5lo.45a m s.bb. sl5 pm
WEST CHESHIRE 40, $50 a m. $50 pm
MEHlDFN sac $50 n m. 1 so y IN.
CROMWELL $50 a m. 4 30 y m.
UNION CITY t sos a m 2.lO p m.
TOWANTIC-fs sos ii m f2.1O. 6p NJ.
SOUTHPORT s.05 . m 90. p m.
POMPFRAUG VALLEY s.n5 II m. 2lO
SANDY HOOK--sos = m 30. p m.
ElN1LLE-s.a a m 2.lO. p m.
HREMSTERS-S0h a m 2.10. Ii,5O pm.
N-HCDSON-s.lO a m 21O 70 M
as RnghamptOn, Elmira. jamestown. Cleve-
land Akron and Chicago s .O5 a M 21Opm
POuGHKFEPSlL, via Horewel 800 a M
fl1.5 j. m.
Sunday trains Hartford and BOSTON
W.R. BABCOCK.
Gen Pass Agent. HOstcn,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29
MOTHERS
= Have You Finished =
the bargain sales! Have you
bought all the girls need !
10 Not FORGET The Rows!
Do Not Forget The Boys!


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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-03-29

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. Aug. 14th. 1898.
Il can speak in the highest terms OF
your medicine from my own personal
knowledge. Twas affected witE heart
disease. pleurisy and rheumatism for
IS years, was treated by the very peso
Dhysicians ana spent hundreds of doll
lars, tried every known remedy with.
out R->1ing relief. have only taken
one pottle of your P. P. p, and can
cheerfully say it has done me more
I can recommend your m edicine to all
aufforers of the above diseases
MRS. NJ. NJ. WEARY.
Springfield. Green County. Mo.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18

Though now associated with Scotland,
the bagpipe is an instrument of great an
tiquity and was known long ago to some
Indian races, also to the Italians and Bre-
tons, 1t appears to have reached its most
popular development from the musical
and utilitarian view in the case of the
highland bagpipe. The groundwork of
the instrument is, as the name implies,
bag of skins sewed together, and of course
perfectly alright. This condition is aided
by the use of treacle, which is poured into
the bag and allowed TO soak well into it.
Into the bag are fitted five wooden
stocks, generally of crocus or ebony.
These stocks in their turn hold the three
drones, the chanter, and the mouthpiece,
the chanter being perforated by the note
holes, while the mouthpiece is used for fill
ing the bag. Each of the drone pipes and
the chanter are fitted with reeds made of
Spanish cane, contrary TO the general i'm
preston, which imagines the chanter to
be kind of flute and the drones hollow
sticks
Bagpipe music has fixed scale, and
the treble or q clef is the only one used
The great difficulty of playing, however,
is to obtain the doubling of the notes at
once quickly and clearly. This profusion
of doubled or grace notes, as they are
called, makes the manuscript of bagpipe
music look something like n document
filched from the British museum.-Cham-
bers Journal
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18

When trail the garments of the night,
When baby's tucked in snug and tight,
When all is hushed and still within,
When one might hear a falling pin,
When weary mater drops to sleep,
When silence reigns, save breathing deep
Then pater likes the baby.
When in the Garish light of day,
When nursemaids flrt along the way,
When grass is green and stars are bright,
When flowers bloom for mortal sight,
When little ones must take the air,
When pater needs must give them care
Then pater loves the baby.
When cramps and collie rule the hour.
When baby holds OF tears a shower,
When anxious parents wait, forsoOth,
When baby tries TO cut a tooth,
When 10 prevent IA precious row,
When nurse and matrOn don't know how
Then pater shakes the baby.
When baby will not shut its eyes,
When baby cries and lies and cries,
When patience drops clean out of sight,
When yells terrific fill the night,
When love grows cold and pa gets mad.
When baby will not mind its dad
Then pater spanks the baby.
Good Housekeeping.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18
ONLY FRIENDS.

Engaged TO him2 I've known him all my life.
Through many "a trouble we've stood by each
other
But marriage is a different thing. His wife7
I'd think as soon Of marrying my brother.
Of course there never were two better friends
Though still mere friends-than lie and |.
But loving!
why, when you bring that in, all comfort ends
In WEAKNESS of proving and disproving.
Indeed wish that he would marry. So
told him only yesterday, for clearly
A man should have his home. But he, you
know,
Is hard to please and loves his freedom dearly.
they say he often visits Agnes LeeS
All, yes-they're neighbOrs- she's a lovely
woman,
Though not in her first youth. No more is he.
But she's II saint, and he's-well-very hui
man.
I'm sure / wish they'd marry. Then, you see,
I'd have not one, but two dear friends.
wonder
Why the old gossip brings this tale to me
And il it's true or just her stupid blunderf
And people talk If \ gnes for his wife,
And not one word rom him TO me about it!
know I've told i'm nearly all my life
He says he tell mo everything doubt it.
wish she'd go away. Dear, won't you sing?
What! l look tired and palef All, now you're
testing!
What did she say to Meg-the horrid thing
OF Shakespeare's lady and too much protest
ingl
What do want? l wouldn't marry him
| Were he the last man. Yet, cOnsistence hui
man.
The taste goes out OF life, the light grows dim,
| To think that he might choose another
| woman.
|
Alone at last, thank heaven! Why, that's his
ring!
At homer No-yes-I'll see what this pOr-
tends,
Though when I'm tired look like-anything!
| That matters nOthing-we are only friends.
katherine e. Conway in Donahoe's Maya
| zine.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18


You may reap your harvest of wheat and tares,
You may gather your cookie and barley,
Sou may husband harvest Of joys and cares.
IahurIuE late aud early.
The grain OF gold
And thc poppy bold
And the COfunOwCt blue for adjoining,
But the fullest ears of the seven fat years
VIII De CLEANED by the cleaner next morning.
You may draw your nets, you may draw your
line,
Find -.lvery fish n pionty
You may angle for honor, hook titles Tine,
And of places aud posts bl twenty.
The fish uf weight
Swallow up your bait,
Your lures and Wlle- not scorning,
But the lustiest trout, there's no manner Of
doubt,
VIII be caught by the fisher next morning.
You may think out thoughts that are witty and
wise;
You may think some deep, some shallow,
You may store youl brain with truth or WIN
lies;
/ You may let your brain lie faliow.
Thought is good,
BE it understood,
/ But this fact ON your mind must be borne in
That the latest thought that mankind can be
taught
/ VIII be thought by some thinker next morning
/ You may cling 10 this world of time and sense;
You may think Of another rarely;
/ You may sigh, Oh, whither aud ask, An
whenCcY
/ And ind life puzzling, fairly;
Yet life b. sweet,
! We still repeat,
/ On this dear Old earth we were born in,
/ Good bettered to best, best changed into best
When we wake TO Gods cloudless next morn
! ing.
-BlackwoOd's Magazine.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18

U.H M HIl.H HH
uIUhN Iu.. tH. uH H
NU Uu Iur.mUIia w W uI
nmd vofk 81. littu tho DhH lob tu
mUtun. ul a.tI,a husun o. other
fuaau.n VITA Ht lne mli iHa rlu
iaHm social UI, Or tHn Uuit iH. NU
c.rIiaus tals and riuh mcuusi p.ht
iUal demonstration. yi.is tU tho uuru
lur. au1 tn vessels FOO tho mrbut rides
and drives rH uue and bathing rnr
ties. chatting Boo Clio groves wd luung
inc ana smoking BOD che gardens such
was hfo BOO Honolulu while was there
aud ! cannot learn that there has bcct
any change
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18

u .I.F .tOI
N WH.I lH..n. iN m.
IHf e.. Dbl. p.HHf .Hl 'U
f.Ur. ".nI. In..H. u. WDfH muoh t.t
s.m0 uni lnu uaHeh uack in the
a.IHlsd district. however the natives
af h.h saxes fHUI fH tHo vutrf without
fNe iHmBNtt ol putting 0u euiis
Ihe kanlkus Hrt 1oultl by scientists
OIL "br u.ins tO tln ro.ynesian branch
ol thp MALAY uce which mpaus ! take
Do. that they arc NbIats modified hy long
Residence among many islands rolu.
ueaiaI and therefore swimming is about
as natural t1 thwm as walking 90 us
| brigham Young told me just before
. LETT Salt Lake City that they were like
/ the American Indians descendants Of
the ancient israalites who had back
sliddan" and been cursed and turned
dark accordingly 10 So. they have slid
den back a great deal further than they
are ever likely to slide forward again
Aud this makes 10 fitting to close with
a few words on the political question
This is not the first time 10y several that
Hawaii has iu "a measure been revo-
mfan7ad From 1880 or thoreahuuts
TO 1888 it was arply contended for by
various powers Boz 1889 the French
compelled King Nauehameha III TO pay
"a large sum iu old and held the king
dom In durcss tin it was done The
American merci luts raised and paid the
money, and thu saved the kingdom for
tine time. In AZ the British consul
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18

A rector Of Ethan once gave out the
words, "Who art thOui" and as he paused
for moment an officer in uniform, who
had just entered church, suddenly halted,
and taking the question as personal
promptly replied, ''Sir, am the recruiting
officer of the Sixteenth Foot. and having
my wife and daughter with me should he
glad to make the acquaintance of the
clergy and gentry of the neighborhood."--
Temple Bar.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18

Love and Hunger.
On the earth. that
Round the sun in course elliptic
Whirls with all her kindred planets
And her little silver sister,
Next to fiery Mars,
Many spirits,
Ever active, sway the people,
Till they sink into her bosom
From the frozen regions arctic
To the burning south
Spirits potent,
Governing with force tyrannic-
Envy. hatred, fraud, ambition,
Hope and lear, despair and malice,
These and many more
But among them
There are two whose power is greater.
None, or high or low, escape them,
Rich or poor, or wise or foolish
All, they sway them all.
One is Hunger,
Pale and gaunt, and much deyouring.
Daily we must do him service,
Else he works us cruel mischief,
And at.length he kills.
Love the other,
Beautiful and full Of promise.
Hope and JOY are his attendants;
Yet when scOrned, despised, neglected,
He brings evil too.
Love and Hunger!
These are earth's most mighty rulers.
Love the soul claims fol his provinces;
Hunger dominates the body.
Both Obeyed bring peace.
II their subjects
Should defy, rebel against them,
Like her sister. Earth, a desert
Waste, would tenantless go whirling
Joyless round the sun.
w. l.. Shoemaker.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-04-18

Teacher TO new pupiL-What is your
last name, my little manS
New Pupil-Tommy.
Teacher-What is your full namef
New Pupil-Tommy Jones.
Teacher-Then Jones is your last name?
Tommy-No, it isn't When was born,
my name was Jones, and they didn't give
me the other name for month afterward.
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