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The Bossier banner., 1894-07-05
BENTON, La, July 4, 1894.

BENTON, La, JULY 4, 1894.
Police Jury met, with all the men,
bers present, as follows: ]. W.
Jeter, President; T. NJ. Love, J. A.
sewall, J. T. Many, G. D. Sandidge,
f. M. Barnett, e. s. Dortch.,
On motion and second, the Board
took up Review of Assessment, and
after reviewing the same find the
following wards are entitled to the
further reduction, as follows, From
ward ], two per cent; ward 2, remain
as fixed; ward 8, twelve per cent;
ward 4, ten per cent; ward 5, four
teen per cent; ward 6, nine per cent;
non-residents, seven per cent; and
the Tax Assessor is instructed to
make a reduction on each assess
ment in each Ward as fixed above.
On motion and seconded, the per
diem and milage of members was
allowed as follows:
40S-F. M. Barnett. .$14 30
409-T. M. Love. ....... Ii 25
410-J. A. Sewall. 10 20
ALI. T. Manry..... IL 90
APO. D. Sandidge. IA 90
413-E. s. Dortch go. II 90
All. W. Jeter. III 90
On motion and seconded, Police
jury, as Board of Review, adjourn
ed sine die.
j. W. JEPER,
President Police Jury.
B. II. NASH, Clerk.
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ToWnship Fatnd.
m 1E- ID II

TOa0nship Fund.
T. Is, r. IL,
2O5-Miss Sallie FHrBiSs so 90
7. %, r. II,
206-Mrs Matte @ COyle 40 90
T. 16, r. IL,
2O7-Mrs. q. r. Scott ... so 90
=. %, r. IA,
268-J NJ. Rnssell ..... 40 90
T. %, r: IL,
197-Mariah b. Paul -. 80 90
T. 19, r. II,
2l0-Miss Carrie Garfield 65. %
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Prejudice is never easy unless it
can pass itself off for reason.-Haz-
lit.
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A ttorney at Law, Benton, Louisiana. Will
N practice in the Courts OF Bossier and
adjoining parishes.
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y. Al. w. LOsUrg,

A ttorney at Law, Benton, La. Will prae
N tice in the Courts of Bossier, Bienvills
and Webster parishes.
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Warrants on, School Funds.
PAID BY PARISH TREASURER DUR
ING MONTH OF JUNE.

Current Fund.
No. S39-Miss Leila White $50 O0i
84O-N. L Paul. 40 90
84l-Miss Emma Hail.. so 90
S42-Mrs. l.. E. Delaune 40 90
843-M. II. Brock 500. 40 90
S44-Mrs. Lucy Baird. so 90
S45-Miss D. Thompson. so 90
846-Mrs A G Stephenson so 90
SAFE. G. Thomas. go. sc. 90
S48--A. L. P. Odom. -. 80 90
S49-Mary L Washington 80 90
S5O--N. L. Paul. ........ 40 90
85l-Miss Carrie Garfield. IA. Is
The Bossier banner., 1894-07-05

A ttorney at Law, Benton, Bossier parish,
IA Louisiana.
, 1894-08-07
2~laoemeiner proouftenmarFt.

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Corn &erfGuie uob Erobe maren: 90.
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quite 21@22c.; m%ittelm0Bi9e 17@1Sc.
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retni9te 81 .35@1.40.
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r0mbeereu- 81. 1O@1.25 per Sale.
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5@6c.
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ten 25@35c. Da5 0lt6euo @99 Ylout @
bas 9ut. iuu9e @rbleu, $1.75 Il 8u. Cad a.;
a3piebelu, iunge $1.15@2.00 per SAB; Coma
ten 35@50c. Ser Goic, GA 80rbe; 8obuer,
$1.75@2.25 Der Il Buibel=9at Sporgel,
$1,00@1,25 per ! Sor; SiiBtoru, 10@15c per
Gutenb.
8ol9- go. 1 4lc., Qo. 2 4c.
93mterfett A 49c., B 4e, gel
beS Sc.
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UGbolce", grimes 34@34c.; mittleres, roth
ooer blaBforbi9 3@34c. rolI6 uub 9rob ga
pc. {; r@boice", grimes, 5u @orpetsBiirtet
33c. y9eIi=1portin9", grimes 24@3c.; roth
ooer 9elb enoigenoe5 2@3c.
, 1894-08-07
G4ica9O, Z. 2(lt9nit.
2tuswGrti9c lllGrfte.

S0lnBpreiIe in 2GelSen ul6 Corn III otbez
ren GtdOten poreu:
2S etsen-0tew OOrf: 2tugnit SIC; Sep=
TENDER 5Sc; @eSember 61gc. = ct. 2ouiS
Nu9ult 1926; Septeulber 504c. - Glllttb
8oar, SOC; September SOC. - MilneapOlis
8Gor, 57$c; September 53Bc. Baltimore
2uG9ult 5j@55Bc; SPptember 55$c. - Soleoo
8oor, 52Sc; September $500. - Milwautee
8oor, 52c; 9epteubcr 52!c. - Getroit gaar,
53c; September $3.50.
Goru-Ne,p OOrf: @uguit SOC; Septentz
Der $50. - December 534c. ct. QouiS @uQ.
514c; Geptember 514c. - Baltimore: 8oar,
55c. 2tuguit Soc
, 1894-08-07

pSeuti4es (SermaW Sal3", u&tHitlidSe5 SariSb00er
eal3", poer nSmproUeO @arisbaber Gait, mo unter
ptelen an0eren 8e5eibnuu9en 3u ~eertauteu iubeu, inter
Der @npreiInug, bag nOieIs ebenio gut" ieieu, mie Ole
6dteu Yrpbufte DpH Gor{sbeo, me(be brett aus ben
peltberibmten Gueasn 9etuouueu uer6eu.
9tes berubt mn oIf elmer SdHIGung Oes R%ublituntS
beg 0r6Bereu Y2rbienftes iuegel, Den Der betrefieubt
9Iuoler all bieieu 6alIGuNgeH madt. Sit tiNitli,
der &g elm 0 gut mje G6ter? @iroe jrgena
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Gait Der &eben ~oor3ieBeH? Qorum teuu it9 pou NieIeu
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butte Der QusIen BON Garlssob ~eHtba:teu 8eItouotBeilc
Bic tiiuItltu uldt ~bergsiteat iperSeu fDaueu. Seit 3obr.
~buu6erteH iub Die g8dIer opu @orIs0oo lpeGen iGrey
3eilspirtuu9 bel &rautBeiteu Der 2eber, 9Eereu uuO Oea
@togen5 rijbmitaIt betount.
9os atbte GarISbaoer Spruoei=Sol5 miro brett ous
Der SpruOelquele uuter Der &eItlu9 Der Gtaotgemejuo:
6orlsb0b geuOnHeu, uHO Nurb Oereu @geuteu fUr Die
@eretui9teu Stootelt, Die Gi5uer 4 MeuOelIou @orl,
paug, gtrp 9prt, p~ertanit. SeOe IlaIfe oes Gtt impor,
tirtcu @aier5 unD SpruoeI=9 oI8e5 mug oblges gtoot.
iteIeL iOuie Die unteri6rift Der @oentcu rGisner s.
@%teHbeIiOu So, l52-l54 T~routliu Ctr, Stem gort.
ali Der Gtjtette bo6en. 81 Doben in oIeu N~potbefen.
M0u bite ii@ OOr SAT- 6VuQeM.
See StaStra1D G~arlSoaS.
, 1894-08-07
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WiYenloIen @duolern ge'
tparnt, oIe 9em6bnG6eS
6Iau6erIai3, poer eine Wtis
i9uug bon 9ewbDuliAem
GeioIiBsNuluer ais n@OrIsba.
Der Gala. n9Srubel=SoIS
, 1894-08-07

~9(bonnirtau 6aS Nbenbblatt ser SQinois
GtaatSz 53ettung. BretS l Sent.
, 1894-08-07
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION.

Animal abatement Of the ROCKFORD INsU'
"hn""i pvu'VmVnt RANCE COMPANY of Rock
lord IN the State OF Illinois ON the 31st day OF
December, 1898: made to the Insurance Superin-
tendent OF the State Of Illinois, pursuant to law:
Capital.
Amount of Capital Stock paid up in
, 1894-08-07
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION.

FAau0l Notomont of the RELIAECEINSURANCE
t Naaa0l nlatVhlVhV COMPANY Of Philadelphia in
tAe State of Pennsylvania on the 3lst day of De-
Ctnber, 1898: made to the Insurance Superinten-
Z tat OF the State Of Illinois, pursuant to law:
Capital.
A mount of Capital Stock paid up in
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

Yakima farmers raised plenty of choice
wheat. To make market for save, huy
none but the Victor family -four. 47-f
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

earn fh5 Dig Zee no was obliged to bring
his horse down TO walk and pick his
way with extreme care. Once he was
brought to a standstill. He resorted tc
the usual remedy at such times-vocifer.
GUS profanity and abuse of everybody
within sound of his voice. but 1t did not
operate with its usual success.
Meanwhile Detective Simpson was
sitting back in a cab and grimly gnaw.
ing his lips. Like the peppery man in
somewhat similar circumstances, he felt
he could not do justice to the occasion
and therefore did not make the attempt.
He had done the best to straightsn out
his ruined derby, but 1t cannot be said
that the effort was much of success.
Within the bosom of the officer, how
ever. TEMPEST was raging which was
held in subsection only by the most de-
termined effort of his will.
what is the use of my going to the As
tor House," he asked himself repeatedly.
There is no possibility of reaching there
in time to prevent the success of this
plot. Why didn't have enough sense
when learned that these two barbarians
were pitted against me to withdraw from
the case and tell Varick that it was only
left for us to throw up the sponge and
retire? imagined was playing it fine
on them. while they were grinning in
their sleeves all the time"
AS the cab, however, rapidly neared
the hotel Simpsons impatient anxiety
increased. He began to think that pos
sibly he might arrive in time. The East
Indian, confident that ne had an hour
or two at command, would proceed with
the utmost caution for tho purpose of
disarming all possible suspicion.
The driver had not earned his $40, for
he was more than 20 minutes on the
route, but the officer could not afford to
dispute with him when seconds might
be worth a fortune.
He drew bill of the right denomina-
ton from his wallet and handed it to the
driver while the cab was drawing up at
the curb. The door was showed open.
Simpson leaped out and went through
and among the interposing crowd as fast
as he could without overturning people
or being overturned himself
AS he entered the Office he saw but a
single man ahead of him. He was talk
ing with the clerk, who held q paper in
his hand, the back Of the other being to-
ward the detective.
But his suspicion of his identity was
confirmed when he caught sight Of his
face. 1t was the East Indian that had
ridden in the smoking car that afternoon
from Northampton to New York.
With prayer of thankfulness that, as
it looked, he had arrived in time after
all to prevent the consummation of the
atrocious plot, Detective Simpson de-
cided to hold back long enough to learn
whether it was too late to interfere.
Eat any rate he muttered, there
will be row before he ge.s out of here
with that package in the safe"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

Guaranteed to cure Bilious Attac,.snud
Constipation, SmaA Iiiie li,H.s.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

Guaranteed to cure Rilious Attac,.snud
Constipation, Smaa liiie Beans.
A new invoice of goods has Just been
received by the f. & T. Coop Store
Call and examine.
Shlloh's Vitalizer is what You need for
dyspepsia, torpid liver, yellow skin or
kidney trouble. 1t is guaranteed to give
you satisfaction. Price 75c. Sold by w.
I'll. Chapman, druggist. 3,1y
Ladies under vests 35 cents at Scbanno
4 Chapmaus.'
All wool dress goods so cents per yard
at Schanno Il Chapmans.'
The Majestic Steel Range, sold by John
Sawbridge is sure to please the purchaser
both in durability aud finish. 3Stf
Remember that Victor flour is the best
in the market. All
Ladies all wool hose, 80 cents at Schan-
no & Chapmans.'
Shiloh's Cure, the great cough and
Group cure. is for sale by u.s. Pocket size
contains twenty-five doses, only % cents.
Children love it, w. IL. Chapman. drug
gist, 3-ly
For first-class clothing and dry goods at
living prices go to the Farmers and Ira
ders Cooperative store.
70 nii Digestion take one .-iaaiI Bile Dean
AFTER eating. 25U. e. huttlt,
Go TO the Farmers and Traders Coop
eratlve store for glt-edge groceries at bot
tom prices.
NJ. Schorn's buggies need no repairs.
Cure fer Coids, Fcvers and General r,e.
billy, Small lilie Dams. "a. per lattie.
Plain coats reduced to s3 90 at Schanno
Il Chapmans.
The Farmers and Traders Cooperative
store is an active trade-center for those
who desire to provide themselves with
their winters supply of goods in the line
OF clothing, dry goods, groceries, etc. 1t
is the popular store of the city.
Captain Sweeney. u. S. A., San Diego,
CAL. says: "Shloh's Catarrh Remedy
IS the finest medicine | have ever found
that would 10 me any good" Price ~
cents. Sold by W, IT, Chapman, drug
sis'. Sly
Chicken wheat, feed oats. chop barley.
bran and shorts can be had ut the North
fskima roller mills. AM
Tiny lncrcrsr rrt''j'e, purify the hole
sysiemniitHt tent iva. itic iIeHns.SfetAii.
karl's Clover Root, the new blood puri-
fer gives freshness and elearness to the
| com ntpx Inn and pDras ,.onstinatt,a -.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

A new invoice of goods has just been
received by the +. & T. Coop. Store.
Call and examine.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

In the matter Of The estate OIL
IsAsc NNHN. ice ca-el.
= OF y l. herynl given ihs' letters OF ad
y mfnisiuifinn go he estate 81 isasr FeniiB
Decreased were granted Z, the undersigned on
tie 18Th tay 81 NoreinieF. \ y isgs hy the Su,
ptT.eT Taur; 0i NaEtma county. All pers,HIs
hay ing claims agaiuS' said eslatc required 20
exhibit them % ire !nf allowance a. the las of
Gee 81 "a NJ. * Hlia ~ Norih Yakima. ~ashius.
ton, within esf aslef the Gatee this notice.
OF thet siil he fureEer faffesi.
Dated fhls sia dag of November, iSaS
kBTnCg l. SHERHAT.
Administrator.
Ira n. Kfutz. Attorney tof Administrator
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

AFarmer at
Edom, Texas
Says:
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08
CHAPTER XIX.

his SUSPICION OF MS IDENTITY WAS con-
FRAMED.
The man who is in furious hurry is
sure to find the most exasperating OBJ
stacles in his path.
1t has been said that when the East
Indian seated in the New York Acad-
envy of Music turned his head SO that
Detective Simpson for the first time
gained fair view of his face the officer
nearly fell from bis seat in his excite
ment.
That view of the -sepoy's countenance
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08

shlloh's Vitalzer is what YOU need for
dyspepsia, torpid liver, yellow skin or
kidney trouble. 1t is guaranteed to give
you satisfaction. Price zoe. Sold by w.
III. Chapman, druggist 3,1v
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-02-08
German
Syrup .

we are SIX III lam
AFarmer at lily. We live in a
Edou, TO-. place where we are
-'o' oN"S subject to violent
Says: Colds and Lung
Troubles. l have
used German Syrup for six years
successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in the
Chest and Lungs, and splitting up
of Blood. l have tried many differ
ent kinds Of cough Syrups in my
time, but let me say TO anyone want
ing such Northumberland Syrup
is the best. That has been my ex-
perience If you use it once, you
viii go back to it whenever you
need it. 1t gives total relief and is
a quick cure. My advice to every
one suffering with Lung Troublesis
Try it. You will soon be con-
WINGED. In all the families where
your German Syrup
is used we have no John
trouble with the Er.,.l,r
Lungs at all. II is
the medicine for this toros
country. -
c. G. GREEN. Sole Mani WoOdbury,NJ.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08
Quiekness of smell In Horses.

Most animals have at least one SHARP
sense A dog and cat according to the
fable, lay in dark room. ''Harkl
heard feather drop, " said the dog 'Oh,
no. said the cat. 1T was a needle. /
saw it. Whatever may be true of dOmes-
ticated horses, the wild horse Of the South
American pampas possesses a most acute
and farreaching sense of smell.
Mr.. Hudson speaks of it as a common
occurrence for the horses of a district in
seasons Of drought to migrate suddenly to
some distant place, 50miles away perhaps
where rain has fallen. A slight breeze
from that quarter is enough to set them
of.
A still more striking phenomenon U.s. he
says familiar to every frontiersman
The gaucho horse has the greatest terror
of an Indian invasion, and long before the
marauders reach the Standardization
when they are still full days journey
from it-all the horses take the alarm and
come flying wildly In. The horned cattle
quickly feel the contagion, and general
stampede ensues.
Tho gauchos declare that the horses
smell the Indians and Mr.. Hudson be-
lieves they are right. When passing dis
thnt Indian camp, from which the wind
blew, all the horses driven before him have
taken fright and run away.-Youth's
Companion.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08

A happy 90 lucky, ready witted Irish
man is in the employ of Murrell Dob
bins, the builder He is genius, but
withal an industrious, trustworthy fell
low, and Mr. Dobbins thinks the world
of him. Pat went to his employer
few weeks ago and asked for a day off.
"Me grandmither's dead sor, and,
begorra, Oh d loike to go to the funeral,
said Pat.
He was granted the leave of absence
Ten days afterward Pat asked for an
other day off.
whats the matter now" asked
Mr.. Dobbins.
"Mather it is, sor," replied Pat.
"Sure an me grandmither's dead, the
saints rest her sowl.
"Why, that's what you said before. J"
"Shure, did that, sor, but that wor
me mither's mither and this be me ia
theirs mither.
He got that day, but when the very
next week Pat returned to his employer
asking for another day Mr.. Dobbins
was perplexed
"More grandmothers dead?" he asked.
res, sOf, lneIS DE- IL me luluIlel .
mither, sor, and she do be gone to be
buried the morrow, sor.
"Aha, Pat" exclaimed Mr.. Dob
bins. Il have you there. Your mother S
mother died before, you know"
$50 she did, sor, so she did. But me
mither were married twice, sor. "
Mr.. Dobbins was so completely stump
ed that he gave Pat the day of. Phil
adelphia Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08
The West Point Uniform.

The question has often been asked why
the army cadets at West Point wear gray
uniform, while the uniform of the army is
blue The origin of this distinction dates
back to the war of 1S12-14, when the COM
missary general of the army could not pro-
cure the blue cloth required for General
Winfield Scott's brigade, and SO they were
clad in gray. So distinguished was the
conduct Of that brigade at Lundy's Lane
and Chippewa that when, after the war Of
1912, "A reorganization of the West Point
Military academy was made, out of com
pliment to General Scott and his brigade
the uniform Of the corps of cadets was
changed from blue to gray.-New York
Tri buDa
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08

SIT really doesn't pay to invite EN-
gagged people to receptions or dances"
said young society woman recently,
"for, as a rule, they furnish very little
amusement or entertainment to the
guests in general unless it be uncon-
sciously
"When he dances, he wants to dance
with her, and when she dances she
rushes to dance with him. If they break
this rule, they do it under protest, and
her eyes are seeking his eloquent with
love and this sort of apology:
'Dearie, don want to waltz with
this man. l almost hate him, but sup
pose must Don't be broken hearted,
my darling. I'll be by your side in five
minutes" etc.
$50 much nicer when they get maj
ried and become sensible" remarked
the giver of entertainments New York
Recorder.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08

isn't it awful" said Mrs. jerks to
her husband.
Isn't what awful?" queried jerks.
'Houston's boy was run over and re-
oeived internal injuries.
Internal, you mean"
mo l mean Internal. I know what
I'm talking about. -
After a quarrel of five minutes jerks
produced a dictionary and with consid-
cradle trouble managed to find lin
fernal.
"There" he exclaimed. 81 told you
so. Internal DEMONSTRATING to the
lower regions. "
We'll, " replied Mrs jerks, and
there was a ring of triumph in her
voice, "ain't that where he was in.
jured?" Truth.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08

When Judge Buxton of North Caro-
lima as young lawyer made his first
appearance at the bar, the solicitor, as
is customary in that state, asked him to
take charge of case for him. The
young lawyer did his best, and the jury
found the defendant, who was charged
with some petty misdemeanor, guilty
Soon after one of the jurors coming
round the bar, tapped him on the shout
der. Buxton, said he, 1.-THE jury did
not think that man guilty, but we did
not like to discourage young man. :"
Green Bag.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08

A wealthy old farmer, as close az the
0arf on tree, had sent his only son to
country academy to educate him.
lyon shouldn't have sent him there,
rem lnstrated n friend.
whats the matter with the placer"
asked the old man testify.
Its too little and poor. You ought
to send him to one of the big colleges
and give him liberal education.
"Liberal Liberalr' squeakod the
farmer excitedly. "Why, man, amt it
liberal enough when l allow him $95 a
month for his schooling and living ex-
penses?'--Detroit Free Press
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08

$50 you have thrown your new admirer
overboardY"
You bet just as soon as learned he
was a dairymau.n
What had that to do with itY"
considerable None of your milk and
water chaps for me. Buffalo Courier
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08
Pigsley-What does it consist Of?


Witherby-We'v been without servant
for week now, but my wife is real good.
She gets up first every morning and starts
the fire
Plankington-How do you contrive to get
her upS
Witherby-Easy enough. leave lot of
change in my trousers pocket.-Cloak Re
view.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08


Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
md refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
TEN effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
My remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
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many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 80
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gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
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HEBRON DRUG co.
Wholesale Agents.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-12-08

Pigley-Shall you send your son to col
legeS
Hogson-No. | had one set up here for
him.
Pigsley-What does it consist of
Hogson-A gymnasium in the hennery, a
sawdust ring in the open lot, a shell in the
duck pond, the smokehouse for secret So
ciety and 400 punches of cigarettes -pncls