The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1894-09-27
Sprinkle. Of snIcc.

A KANSAS farmer refers 10 Al
blooded goat as his bread and butts
For book agent to sell his n.
autography Is taking his life in n
own hands. "-Richmond Dispatch
truly" said Witticus, when
saw ox-tail soup and tongue on NJ
tree-lunch counter, extremes mea
Life.
THE boy who eats all the mel.
he sees, whether they are green
old, Is what we call a painstaki,y
urchin. n.-Galveston News.
"Is CHrNcHER making any mo,
out OF polItics?" Not a cent. &,
he is perfectly satisfied with wha,
makes in it, Buffalo Courier.
He heard them kissing on the sly
And peeked in through the door.
And then he cried In accents hiph
"say. sister. what's the scoreir
detroit Free Press.
THE fellow who kicks an saur
tew git front seat at a circus Is
one who takes back seat In a M
er-meeting. -"Ol' Nutmeg's"
ings.
"OH, Mr.. Longhead. Just
Charley Greene eloping with n
wife" Good! Now I'm even v
him. He sold me a horse last we.
Life.
AFTER a man passes fifty he shd
watch himself with great
Nearly every man does somet
ruinous after he is fifty. .-Atch
Globe.
HAVE you ever been around t
world?" "No, but my arm :
what do you mean" swell,
are all the world to me. "-Ha1 I,
Life. h
JUDGy-"How old are you, mi
Elderly female-"I am am
Judge-"Better hurry up; ever !.
ment makes it worse. "-Flieg
Blaetter
HE-Do you usually take a
with you when you 20 climbiu m
the mountains? She-Oh, yes; =,
you like to go along to-day. y.-YO
Statesman. IA
BACoN-"Does Penman make th
thing out of his writings?" Egb 10
Il don't know. l never could he
anything out OF them. ."-YOt i'd
Statesman. pc
FATHER Visiting at college, DO
son, these are better cigars d col
can afford" Son-"That's all 90
father; take all you want; this lv
Inc. Yale Recora. Is
ToMMY-"Say, paw" Mr.. +
Now, what do you want?" II
What Is the difference bei ,
the sea horse and the navy p,u ~
indianapolis Journal. soq
PAT-"Be jabers, yez shot I'd Nv,
wan av thip!" Mike-"How TN fea
could l, whin VI report av
frightened both av thin awl N
Frank Leslie's Weekly. lion tTin,
"DID the new cook bring sal A.
tory recommendations" Mr. ywerf
Style--"N-no.er-yes, she is just
| want; she Is too large to w4
dress. Chicago Inter Ocean.
ANGELINA Ito her new bett
--"Oh, Edwin, there's such Sta
looking girl just behind yOI Rom
lookm Edwin-"Ah, I've no r.
good looks now, darling!"-Nee give.
Ledger. ION
SHE-Bixby appears to be Tho
bright young man. hear he al bount
enough money by writing to nd u
his education at college. III hounc
writing home to his parents. emed m.edd
saw Traveller. Ecicn,
He would have confessed, on,i "naI
waved him in silence. "No," fact,
Il prefer TO be kept in th iss ,s :,
After a moments thought teas
| and turned thu oos yat lovt md IN
a"u n.' WV o"' ''o ~" tne hu
troit Tribune. urc
GwENDoLINE-I'm at
account for the fact that ME- So
dali has more enemies than
l know. Seward-I think IT,
go through life acting the ss1
candid friend.-Vogue. puhlis
CHAPPIE-"Wha is the artne 40
they are talking so much|Thev a
Sappie-"I haven't given thl las sur'
much study, but presume rect p
the plate they serve the ar4H I
the soldiers, don't you knOI -
DoCToR-Don't be alarmed II j
sicker than you are yearh 1,
with the same trouble. TotDe =
we'll and hearty. Patient I
%, Doctor, tell me who
physician. .-Browning's Illu Hood
"AND what's your reasd F'"o"
creaslng the servants wagl
her friend asked. "BecauJ
band complained that my
millinery bills equaled the EHw'
expenses, and / want to 49, .ss'e
they do not. "-Fliegende indies' !
| feeDiBy a
MIsTREss-"What in the Lrriti"0;.
the matter with the twlnsk yXt
-~Sure, l don't know; but
way they've been frettin' dent; 30 '
all day, it's my opinion tf '
mixed themselves up and -,
which Is which. Good MI