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The morning call., 1894-08-26

oldes. of them even sat around, and, out
of sheer haIdihood, told stories of foods
that far exceeded the one they were wit
Messing.
Finally they were driven on TO the roo
and then only realized the necessity Of
getting into boat. Fortunately for them
there was yacht moored TO the nearest
bluegum tree and they piled into that after
fully provisioning it. They slipped anchor
and off they went. There was no wind
and they naturally drifted in close call of the
ark. As they grew fuller and fuller they
became bloodthirsty and not a thing would
do them but 10 destroy the ark. They ap-
preached as closely and on as many occa-
sions as they could. and every time Noah
would put his head out of the window
some one would take shot at him. Their
eyes were bleared and their hands unsteady
from drink, however. and they Invariably
missed.
And so it raned aud rained and rained
for days and nights until forty of them
had passed and it stopped and there was
not bit of dry land in sight. And Noah
looking out of the window saw it was good
and be went TO the coop and took out a
dove. 1t futtered gently in his hands and
as he cast it forth from the window il
coOed joyfully.
Away it circled in the air, mounted
higher and higher to survey the watery
waste, but nowhere could it find land. and
m0urnfully it scared down ward.
In the yacht of the Amalekites they
were still carousing, and the noise they
made attracted the descending bird. 1t
veered In its flight and f1utiered gently
onto the jbsail. 1t coo ed for joy of COM
partnership and as it did the eyes of one
he Missed to the other members, "we'll
have dove sh DOT if it is wet day." and
he carefully reached for the gunrack. and
so did the others. Every one leveled his
piece at the peace-l loving bird and at the
signal they all shot together. They killed
the poor bird Of course and that's why it
never went back to the ark. But what OF
them? An, they fell victims TO their own
bloodthirstiness. They VOTED not that,
while they had been absorbing fusel oil
and nicotine, the moisture had been cor
roding their gun barrels. They never
thought. as they prepared to blow that
little bird into all kinds of smithereens, of
the fate in store for them. They might
have stopped had they known. They
didn't, though, and when all the gun bar
rels burst they went to the bottom mangled
cOrpses.
That's why, according to Downey Har-
vey, he couldn't shoot we'll to-day. He
was afraid some of the moisture he was
The morning call., 1894-08-26
Yuba ,Prohibitionists.

YURA CITY, Aug. 25.-The Prohibition
party.in convention here to-day nominated
Inc following county ticket: Sheriff. d.
ID. Marvin; Clerk. A. E. Davis; Auditor
and Recorder, David Whitlock; Treasurer
and Tax Collector, w. NJ. Wadsworth :;
District Attorney, Horace Betty; Assessor,
Joseph Hardy; Superintendent OF Public
Schools. 6. l.. Douglas; Coroner and Pub
nc Administrator. w. j. Wilbur; Sur
veyor, L. nj. WadswOrth.
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Geary Was Chairman.

PORT COSTA, Aug. 25.-The Republican
county convention assembled in Foresters'
Hall in this city to-day at 10 A, NJ. j.
l.. Geary was chosen chairman and a
temporary organization was formed, after
which the convention adjourned until
II 80 P. NJ, when the following nomina-
tons were made for the Offices of
Contra Costa County: Assemblyman. G.
M. Belshaw; Sheriff. r. r. Veale; County
Clerk, Frank Glass; Recorder, A. E.
Dunkel; Auditor. M. A. Soto; Treasurer.
X. L. Ulch; Assessor. Henry Jones ;
Superip tendent of Schools. A. NJ. Phalin !;
Tax Collector, r. II. Carpenter; District
Attorney, w. ). Wells; Public Admins
traitor. l.. G. Whittenmire; Coroner, t. c.
Dorman.
The morning call., 1894-08-26
FUSION WITH POPULISTS.
What Nebraska Democrats Are
Anxious to Do.

OMAHA, Aug. 25.-Nebraska Democrats
held conference in Omaha to-day to dis
cuss fusion with the Populsts. The Ques-
ton uppermost was whether the party
can consistently indorse the nomination of
Judge Holcomb. There is a strong senti-
ment among the Jacksonian wing of the
local Democracy favoring such a course,
but the idea Is being strongly opposed by
many prominent Democrats, who urge the
nomination of straight Democratic
ticket. Those who look with favor upon
Holcomb contend that straight ticket, if
put up. would mean the election of the
Republic ticket. No decision was
reached. and another meeting will be held
next week.
The morning call., 1894-08-26
STOCKTON REPUBLICANS.
They Nominate Full County
Ticket

STOCKTON. Aug. 25.-The Republican
county convention to-day nominated the
following ticket: Sheriff, Thomas Cum
ningham, for the twelfth term; Clerk.
Otto GruDsky; Recorder. d. G. Keagle
District Attorney, r. L. Beardslee; As
SCISSOR, Louis Oriman; Treasurer. Ii. o.
Southworth; Superintendent Of Schools,
George z. GoodelI; Public Administrator
G. w. Norton; Coroner, DR.. Fred Clark :
Surveyor, John Wallace; Assembyman
from Stockton, Ed /. Jones; Assembly
man from Twenty-sixth District. T. a.
Nelson Of LathrOD; Supervisors, Orrin S.
Henderson of Stockton and o. j. Hemp
hill of Lodi
The morning call., 1894-08-26

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sterling Plate Gravy Ladies. .... ! %
Sterling Plate cry spoons e. l 50
Sterling Plate Coffee Spoons, in
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Sterling Plate Fruit Knives, IN
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Butter Knife and Sugar Shell,
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NaDkia Rings -.....-....... 49,. 20
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PLATE Pickle Caster . ................ l 90
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Bright Cut Butter Dish. ......... ! 40
Cake basket, bright cut ........ l 40
Berry Dish, crystal on stand. l 50
Cake Basket bright cut SATIN. so
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6-pieceS Tea Set, satin EN- boss ed Ia 80
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The morning call., 1894-08-26
The Textile Strike.

FALL RIVER. Mass, Aug. %. - There
was practically no change in the Stu
alton to-day. The mills which ran are
worked with the same force as yesterday.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
AbrOgating the Fees.

Mrs. Pigg, a very charming and viva
cious widow, called recently on a legal
friend of hers to consult him on a matter
of interest to her.
"You know, SIR she said to him, ''that
when the late Mr.. Pigg died he left me
all his fortune, much to my satisfaction,
of course, but he handicapped me with
the name of Pigg, which must say
don't like"
"Well," ventured the attorney, Fl pre-
sumo handsome woman isn't especially
complimented by being left Pigg.''
81 should say not" she laughed.
''Now, what came to see you about was
whether or not must apply to the legis-
lature to get it changed"
''Um-er," he hesitated as if wrestling
with great legal problem, "um-er-
yes, but an easier way is to apply to a
parson, and I'll pay all the expenses my
SELF" ..-
It was sudden, but widow is never
caught mapping, and she appointed that
evening for another consultation.-D
troit Free Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
Sensitive Horses.

Harsh treatment, though it stop short
of inf1icting physical pain, keeps a nerv-
GUS horse in a state Of misery. On the
other hand, it is perfectly true, as be-
sotted but intelligent stable keeper once
observed to me, "a kind word for a boss
is as good sometimes as feed of OATS"
A single blow may be enough to spoil
a racer. Daniel Lambert, founder of
the Lambert branch of the Morgan fam
lily, was thought as a 3-year-old to be
the fastest trotting stallion of his day.
He was a very handsome, stylish, intel
igent horse, and also extremely sensi-
tive.
His driver, Dan Mace, though one of
the best reinsmen in America, once made
the mistake, through ill temper or bad
judgment, of giving Daniel Lambert a
severe cut with the whip, and that sin
gle blow put an end to his usefulness as a.
trotter. He became wild and ungovern-
able in harness and remained so for the
rest of his life.
In dealing with a horse more than with
most animals one ought to exercise pa
thence, care and above all the power of
sympathy, so as to know if possible the
real motive of his doing or refusing to
do this or that. To acquire such knowl-
edge and to act upon it when required
is large part Of the ethics of horse
keeping.-Youth's Companion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
~<z@zzz wNs |s|I|'s~
90 -
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{ O NJ | n G.:

1Un lnrstanling the difficulty people
wing in small towns have in procuring
lie proper attendance when they have
nythng the matter wich their eyes, the
/ pc Do;icll O., beg leave to annouce
lat he: have appointed ON. Olsen
plc agent for their Celebrated Adaman-
ne Lenses, aud will send Mr. G. D.
,ruce Tudor NJ. a. O. Refractionist and
'pccialist in Lenses (late of New York;
: his store to correct all irregular re-
active errors such as Strabismus. Myo-
;c AStigmatism, Hyperopia, Presbyopia
-. }Er. Tuloris not an itincrant vender
tsptctaclcs, Dr.. or Professor, so-called
,hon you may never see again. But a
em3pr Of a responsible firm who will
sit New Clm regularly, and if you have
the matter with your eyes or if
,ur spectncles do otsuit you we should
lvisc You to see him. No charge for
lamination.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
His Reward.

Redwood, little town south of here,
is all agog, not only in colored circles.
but also among the white brethren.
The trouble is that certain colored
brother who takes an active part in re-
igious circles, and in whom his asso-
ciates have placed implicit confidence,
has been detected having a piece of
sticky fly paper in his hat when he went
to take up the collection at the church.
All the coins that were dropped upon
the fly paper staid there, and it is amaz-
ing how the big pieces crowded the little
ones off. When the audience had been
solicited, this smooth individual would
advance toward the pulpit and turn his
hat upside down over that of another
who had been soliciting the audience on
the other side Of the house. All the
coins that dropped belonged to the
church, and that which remained in the
hat was to remunerate him for the
good he had done in the blessed work
Bucyrus CO., Dispatch.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
Springfield Bakery,

People who live in or visit pringtield
should bear in mind that the village con-
tains first-class bakery and restaurant
Fine rolls and bread, cakes, fresh fruits,
ice-cream and everything else pertaining
to clean and entcrprising Restaurant
always kept on hand. HERBEcK & Son.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
THE BALLOON in BATTLE.
How It Is Managed and Information Tr.esss-
mitted and R1ceiyefl

]. s. l & i -
How It Is Managed and Information Tr.rsss-
mitted and Received.
Balloon and wagon have formed a juno
ton and are ready to start With TO
troops. Away goes the wagon, with tie
balloon hanging on to its tail, while tie
attendant sappers on each side keep it
steady. The train moves along at GOO!
round pace, easily keeping up vita CO.
even passing the infantry, and makes for
the particular spot at which it has been.
determined to commence balloon opens
tions, which is usually on the top Of q
good high hill.
An ascent is an easy enough matter
and is soon accomplished. The balloon
is securely fixed to the end of the wire
rope. and the two men who are to ascend
take their places. At the word of com
mand the men who have been holding
down the car let so, and up shoots tie
balloon. unwinding the rope as it rises
and allowed sometimes to ascend to a
height of 1000 feet. And suppose the
officer receives instructions to move tine
position of the balloon, is it necessary to
haul it down? Not a bit Of it. A man
is placed at the end of the wagon who
carefully guides the connecting rope so
that it cannot get entangled or run risk
of being cut, and away goes the wagon,
sometimes at a trot across fields and up
and down hill, until the balloon itself is
long distance away from its original
station. Next, suppose that it is neces-
sary to lower the balloon Is it needful
to wind in all the wire rope that has been
paid out from the reels? No such thing.
The balloon is brought to earth in a
much more expeditions manner.
A long, stout pole, in the middle of
which is pulley wheel, is laid across
the rope. Half a dozen men seize the
pole and run it along the rope, and their
weight soon brings the balloon down to
the ground. Passengers can then BE- ex-
changed, or any other operation can be
carried on, and then the men run the
pole back, and up shoots the balloon
again many hundreds of feet into the
air, without having been away from it's
exalted position more than a few minutes.
But it is lot necessary to lower the bal
loon in this or any other way whenever
it is required that messages should be
exchanged between those below and those
above. There are various contrivances
for doing this. Sometimes, for instance,
a wire is attached, through which mes
sages can be sent to telephone. Another
plan is to send messages down the wire
cable. A little wire hook is fastened
around the cable, and the letter or pa
per, weighted with small sandbag, is
sent futtering down. The human voice,
it may also be added, can be heard both
from considerable height and depth, so
that verbal communication is not difficult
if there is no wind.-Good Words.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
CROOK Cry, S. D.. 1an.

No other sarsaparilla has the merit
to hold the confidence Of entire commu-
mites year after year, as has Hoods
Sarsaparilla. It possesses curative power
peculiar to itself. /
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
Like Unto Like.

Lord Ward, who was a remarkably abb
sentnlinded man, was in the habit of
speaking his thoughts aloud. He once
gave DR.. - - a lift in his cab, and think
ing aloud as usual he exclaimed: "Con-
found this fellow! Iwish hadn't picked
him up. He'll expect me to ask him to
dinner. DR.. - was rather surprised at
first, but remembering the strange habit
Of his companion exclaimed: ST wish
were not driving with this old bore.
He'll be asking me to dinner, and I do
not know how to get off" Lord Ward
was IN his turn astonished, but recollect-
ing his own absence Of mind laughed
heartily and apologized. London Gen
tleWoman.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
Royal German Dinners.

A characteristic of all dinners given to
the court and military officials by the en-
peror and empress of Germany is that
there is always provided dish of sweet
meats, which holds as well pictures of
the royal pair and their children, each
bonbon having likeness painted upon
it. And when the hosts retire there is
something approaching ascramble among
the dignifed officers and functionaries
for one of these much valued souvenirs
to take home to equally eager wives and
daughters. New York Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
THE WOUND.

Fling tho gay sruffs above it,
The scar that the wound has left;
Hide it with glowing flowers,
With fingers quick and deft: -
Speak as if never a weapon. ..~
Held in reckless hand, ,- e.,
Had struck a blow SO cruel; 80.
The world will understand.
The work. will look and lightly
Say'tt is all forgot;
The sneer, the lie, the treason,
Are all as they we're not. 80.
Change in the law of nature,
And love and faith and trust
Are things too fair and dainty
To tread life's common dust.
Only when all is over,
The curtain drawn DER the play;
When the voice has hushed it's pleading,
The smile has died away;
When the corpse is decked for burial,
And things show as they are,
Deep, red and angry, as at first,
think they'll find the scar.
ALI the Year Round.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
Never
too Late

70 mend a good watch or clock or
my other favorite piece of jewelry or
,IlverWare. We like to take pains
with repairing Of every sort; to do it
neatly, skillfully, satisfactorily. If
your knives, forks, or spoons need
repIating, bring them to us. Or if
your watch needs to be cleaned and
adjusted. Or if those eyeglasses
have snapped" anywhere. We do
all kinds Of engraving and carry
complete stock Of fine jewelry, silver
and plated ware, clocks and watches.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
j6 sr9sA Hqnle.
$500 Reward!
Opposite Arnolu's Store

We Will ply the above reward for any
Use OF Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, sick
!1al'ch2 Indigestion Constipation or
oStlvtn!SS we cannot cure with Weit's
egHtable Liver Pills, when the direc-
ions are strictly compiled with. They
re purely Vegetable, and never fail to
I'VE satisfaction. Sugar Coated. Large
'oNcs, - cents. Beware of countcrfclts
nd limitations. The genuine manufac-
''rel only be The John C. Vest Compa-
", Chicago, ILL., O. N. Olson Druggist
ille Agt., New Tim Mimi.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
In the Fashion.

Mrs. jackson Parke What in the
world is keeping You up SO late?
Mr.. Jackson Parke--I am writing an
article for the papers on How I Killed
Ny First Hog. These literary chaps,
with their stories Of how they wrote
their first books. renot going to have the
field alto themselves not by a jugffull..:
Ias,5liaaszeee I a,SrDal .s:4 -,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-03-07
Boston's Distinction.

Foreigner I have always heard Of your
city as one Of the most enlightened and.
progressive in America. IS.
Proud Bostonian Enlightened and
progressive!= Sir, it is the most highly
Ibsenized city on earth - Chicago Trib-.
rne - s. 81
Huntsville gazette., 1894-03-17
A FATAL WOUND
Cyrus johnson tCol) Stabbed by Rich
ard Terrell-Death Will Likely
Result.

In an affray yesterday morning,
which occurred on the Bradford farm
eight miles west of the city; Richard
Terrell stabbed Cyrus Johnson (col.) in
the left side in the region Of his heart.
inflicting a dangerous if not fatal
wound.
Cyrus had contracted to work some
land for Mr.. Terrell, and had bought
some goods for which Terrell was re-
sponsible. Cyrus decided that he would
not live with Terrell and came with
wagon to move his household goods.
Mr.. Terrell met him and told him if he
would 60 to the store Of r. L. Pulley &
Son and pay his account it would be
satisfactory for him to leave.
Instead of agreeing to do this he said
he was going to move Immediately and
began letting down the bars to bring the
wagon on the premises to get his goods.
Mr.. Terrell attempted to hold the bars,
when the negro threw a rock barely
missing his head-he then picked up q
stick and struck some heavy blows,
striking Mr.. Terrell about the head daz-
ing him. Terrell then clinched with the
negro and threw him to the ground
stabbing him in the left side.
All the time after the clinching, the
negro tried to get q revolver, which was
concealed on his person, but Mr.. Terrell
wrested it from him.
Mr.. Terrell came to this city to have
his head dressed, after which, he went to
the Sheriff and announced that he was
ready to make bond. No bond was re~
quired of him yesterday and he will re-
turn to the city this morning. At 4
O'Clock yesterday evening the negro was
conscious, though very weak from loss Of
blood.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-03-17
NO CRIMINAL CASES
viii be Tried at the April Term. United
States Court.

The following announcement was made
lnopen court at Birmingham, on March
l4ih, 1894, by Hon. John Bruce, Judge,
presiding:
The Marshals of the Northern District
Of Alabama, not being provided with
hnds necessary for the payment of wit
nesses and expenses of the April term of
1e United States Circuit and District
court at Huntsville, Alabama, the crimi-
asl causes in the Circuit and District
VGurts OF the United Statesat Huntsville,
Alabama, will be continued at the April
9rm until the next term of the Courts, in
october, and parties and witness in Grim.
term
mo Grand Jury will be organized, and
slahd jurors, parties bound over to an
Mef at the April term, and witnesses
summoned before the Grand Jury for the
april term, need not atleod.
Inc causes on the Civil Docket La W
auu equlety cases will be called for trial,
y Olner disposition on Tuesday after the
I.Cond se1 Monday, that is, on Tuesday,
odi ~plll lOtb, which will be the first day of
'Ouf'' N. W. TRIMBLE, Clerk,
Huntsville gazette., 1894-03-17
LOCAL NOTES.

Gardeners are active.
Spring busine IS is opening lively.
Leaves begin to show themselves.
The city colored school is crowd
ed.
The Central Alabama Academy
closes April Goth.
"Green grass agrowing every
where you pass"
Thirty seven homestsads and sew
enty-one finals were made at the
Huntsville Land Office last month.
Every parent should see to it that
his boy is taught trade. Nothing
like this to make him independent.
TIE Colored Industrial Go lgress
held at the county court house Satur
day was largely attended and deyel-
oped matters Of much interest.
Prof. R. M. Lowe closed his
school at Trina Friday, March 9.
Professor Lowe is one Of the oldest
and best teachers in the county.
The Odd Fellows had quite an in.
reresting anniversary celebration
last Sunday. The Huntsville Lodge
is in quite a prosperous condition.
Miss Lucy D Pope closed a very
successful season of her school At
Laniers on Friday, March 9, 1894.
with an exhibition at night. Pa
irons and pupils are all we'll pleased
with the work done by this efficient
teacher.