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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
No Limit.

An exchange has u story of wise son
who knows not only his father, but his un.
Gle.
johnny" said his teacher, IF your fa-
ther can do piece of work in seven DAYS.
and your Uncle George can do it in nine
days, how long would it take both of them
to do itf"
They'd never get it done" said JOHNNY.
"They'd sit down and tell fish stories. u
Youths Companion.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
NOTICE OF MEETINGS.

OTICE-THE THIRD ANNUAL
~ meeting of the stockholders OF the
Oakiands Improvement Company will
be held in the office Of tho Companv's
attorneys, Messrs. Scott and STAPLES,
Terry Building, Roanoke, Va, on
Thursday, February 22nd, 1894, at 10
o'clock, a. NJ. by order of tho Board OF
Directors A. d RICE, Secretary.
| 81 I'd
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Miss Bostonla.

My pretty Puritan, my sweet,
Pray pardon me my boldness,
But tell me why my jests you greet
with such Il show OF roldness2
why is it that when let fall
n sally, pleasing surely,
You seem to scarcely smile Mt all,
You do it so demurely?
DO you dcspiso my airy chafr,
Most crudito of lasscs?"
Nay, nay" she sighed, II dare not laugh.
For fear III loso my glasses"
Vogue
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
They Sympnthizcd.

The girls were admiring statuette of
Andromcda, which was labeled Executed
In Terra Gotta"
Where is Terra Cottap" asked one of
them, with probably some vague idea Of
Terra del Fuego
Pm sure do not know" was the reply,
put pity the poor girl, wherever it ISL
Young People.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
The Way OF tho World.

There never was dcwdrop
That filed flowers cup,
But quick there came Il sunbeam
To drink the dewdrop up!
There never was u dollar
That jingled in the till,
But quick there came n fellow
And scoopcd it with bill!
Atlanta Constitution.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
a History of Crime.

I'm the Cleaning"
Silver Threads Among the Gold"
MY Grandfathcr's Clock"
white Wings"
Sweet Violets."
annie Rooney"
Down Went McGinty."
"Comrades.'
"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay."
After the Ball. "-Chicago Record.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17

A writer in The Popular Science
News says that diamonds are rapidly
dissolved when heated III carbonate o.
potash. There is production of carbonic
oxide, but no hydrogen is giver off.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17

Prof. johnson Ciosses His Entertaining
Lectures
Prof. johnson closed a successful four
nights engagement at tho United
Brethren Church last night with a fair
sized audience in attendance. The lee.
ture From Eden to Calvary and
Beyond" was repeated by request be-
fore last nights audience. The pro
fessor lectured before fair number
yesterday afternoon on "The Worlds
Eairn
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17

This COMPOUNDED thermometer isn't
worth retaining any longer" said Uncle
Peter.
What is wrong with it?"
why, one day it says one thing and the
very next 1T is something altogether differ
emit. "-Tit-Bits
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
An Observations

When deep in love, we groan about
Its travail and its pain:
But, sensclcss mcni when safely out
We long to love again.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Dispellefi.

dreamt dwelt in marble HALLS
felt at ease, with life content,
TIL fancy brought the landlords calls;
he came, alas, to get the rent.
Buffalo Courier
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Her Objection.

He-How do you like Lord Foppington,
Miss Barrow?
Miss Barrow-Not at all. He can't pro-
nounce his rs, and do detest being adj
dressed rs Miss Bowwow Bits
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
So They Were Married

Featherstone-liow did Melton come to
marry SO soon that rich girl he was en-
gagged to? thought he was going to wait.
Ringway-lic was But he wanted IN
see the Worlds fair-Detroit Free Press
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Funeral of Miss Fiossie Trout

The funeral services over the remains
OF Miss Flossie Trout, who died We'd
nesday morning, were conducted yes
terday afternoon from her late resi-
dence by Rev. M. A. Wilson, pastor of
the East Roanoke Baptist Church.
Alter tho services at the house the in
terment took place in the City Cemetery.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
THE DecIsIve Gnme VIII be PIayed snnn

Walter Wallace returned yesterday
morning from Lynchburg, where he
played two games OF pool with w. e.
Satterwhite, of that city Each of the
players have won a game, and the
decisive one will be played in a few
days. 1t was to have been played last
night, but on account of business en-
gagement OF Mr.. Satter white the eame
was postponed.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Optimistic.

Dr. Bragg-Well, can say truly that
never lost II case
DIR. Quickly is better to have had and
lost than never to have had at all.-Boston
Transcript.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Too nTuoh Rent.

Raynor-The best thing to do with your
boy, it seems to me, is to let him follow his
natural bent
Shyne-llis natural bensf Great Scott.
ne rides his bicycle thrce-fourths of the
time already!-Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Easily Remcdicd,

Smoker-Hou sell cigars, and yet you are
opposed to smoking in your store Whyf
Druggist-Ihes smoke is offensive to many
of my customers.
Smoker-Of course. But that's easily
remedied. Sell better cignrs.-New York
Weekly
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
ALL AROUND THE CITY.
Current Local Events of the Day
Briefly Told.
Bits OF Facts and Gossip Gathered on the
streets by Times Reporters-Points
Political Social and General Happen
Ing Yesterday.
What's Going on To-day.

WHAT'S Going on To-day.
liusTINGs CoURT-Criminal cascs
FIRST BAPTIST CHuRon-Y. NJ. e. A. con-
vention.
hoANokE ATHLETIC CLUB-Mccling OF the
members.
ll2H CAMPBELL AvENUE--Bohcmian glass
blowers.
ATHLETIC PARk-Football game
COURTHOUSE First and Second ward Rcpub-
lican meeting.
SHERIDAN HALL-Third ward Rcnublicsn
meeting.
VAN MILLERs SroRE-Fourth ward Repub-
lican meeting.
BoHN's SToREMoUsE-Fifth ward Republican
meeting
JUNIOR ORDER HALL-Mectiug Roanoke
Castle, Knights OF the Golden Eagle
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
4 Wish.

Great CmSar." thought the fisherman
Beside the waters blue,
u only wish the fish would bite
As these MOSQUITOES dom
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17

Justice Turner had very light docket
yesterday morning, only two cases COM
ing up for his consideration. An un-
known white man, for being drunk and
down, was fined $3.50, and j. e. Kidd
1or the Same oitense was fined like
amount
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Appropriate.

Mrs. Bingo-Aly husband calls this nv
velvet dress.
Mrs. Kingly-Why, there isn't any velvet
about It..
Mrs. Bingo-No. But he won it at poker
Truth
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Mira. MORTON yYith tha W CTn

The Woman's Christian Temperance
Union held their regular weekly meet-
ing yesterday afternoon in their all on
cam pbell avonue, with large attend
ance. Mrs. Morton, the State organizer,
was present at the meeting
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
CITY DIRECTORY
Ofthe Prncipa Business House,
Of Roanoke, va.

Ofthe Principal Business House,
of Roanoke, va.
COURT STENOGKAPHER
CHAS. E, GRAVES, COG Terry Building
10 20 1y
FURNITURE. CARPETS, ETC
WIN. F. BAKER CARPET co.
REAL ESTATE.
J.P. WINGFIELD
ARCHITECTS.
CHAS. Z. WILSON, Commercial Bank Buiidinp
GROCERS
q. X. WERTz, Commerce Street.
DRY GOODS.
HkIRONlMUS s. BRUGH, Commerce stree
ULOTHIERS AND GENTS FURNIsRnx
DuddAN y SAuTER, Jefferson Street
PRINTING AND BOOK BINDING
STONE PRINTING CO., Opposite Hotel Ros
noke.
ROOFING AND METAL CORNICES
HoA A ROOFING AND:METAL CoRNICr
IRON WORKS
CusH&AN:IRoN COMPANY
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
q. M. DAWSON, MANAGER.

NOTICE. TRAN.
silent advertising must be
paid cash In advance, to save
cost of booking and collecting.
Advertisements In the one
cent-a-word column are one
cent for each of the first two
insertions and half cent a
word fot each subsequent Id
sert1on.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Pocahontas Coal Shipments.

The shipments of the Pocahontas
coal Company for last week amounted
TO ,S2S tons OF which, 1886 tons were
Pocahontas coal and 4,293 tons the
Clinch Valley product
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
AUCTION SALES.

4 )N MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10. AT - O'CL'K
~ noon, we will sell nj public auction to the
highest bidder, one lot OF household goods stored
ny W Fortune. on which storage has not
been paid. Sale NJ Roanoke Warehouse Com
pany's warehouse. ~
l9SOt r. b. LUDWIG * co
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17

~ N VHNoON, ING druggists. II 3t
w ANTED AT ONCE-BOY WITH
w some knowledge OF business pre-
ferred. IRWIN j. LONG. prinrer
Bridgewater building. 213tf
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Dance at Hotel Felix Last Night.

dance which was attended by a
nun Der or Young ladies and gentle mon
at Hotel Felix last night, was highly
successful affair About twenty couoIos
were present.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Observation-Disclosures

M ANTED-THREE ROOMS, UNI
w furnished, or part of house, for
housekeeping, by March /; first floor
ana Church street preferred. Send
terms and location to box 9, TINES
office. o,63t
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
. USINESS NOTICES

HNO THE BUSINESS MEN OF ROA-
Il noke: Having established a col
lecting agency l am now prey cared to
collect accounts and bills payablo.
VIII be glad to receive all such, and
VIII give them my personal attention.
d. II. BREWER, Roanoke Savings
Bank, or address box 1873. 1T I'm
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
Meeting of the Athletic club This After

noon.
The directors of the Roanoke Athletic
Club will hold an important meeting
this afternoon, at which large amount
OF business will be transacted. A full
attendance of the m Gun bers is requested.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17
ROR BENT,

FURNISHED ROOMS FORGENTLE
l. men, 800 Campbell avenue g. w.
"a lw.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-02-17

M ANTED-A ROLL TOP DESK;
must be cheap-for cash JOHN
sun N JOHNSON, the druggists 2l43t
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05

Prof q, Birkholz OF Chicago, the eminent
German specialist who for years has devoted
his time and talent 10 the study OF the hair
follicles, and who has evolved the most sue
cessfu treatment for badness the world has
ever known.
He will carefully examine each case and
Caudidly inform the inquirer whether ms bald
ness can be cured aud the hair restored. These
examinations are made without charge.
In all cases where there arc any hair toIltcleS
remaining uudestroyed by age or disease the
Professor will undertake a cure, and If nc does
not effect a restoration OF Jhe hair he viii ask
mo- pay,
The remedy is an imported one and the
treatment given by the Professor Is his own, ana
cures where all hers fail. Il your case has
been pronounced incuraOle DO not take IL as a
final answer until you have seen Professor
Birkholz and received his opinion
Many persons have small bald spots through
the hair These increase in area aud IN time pro-
duCe complete badness. In such case the hair
ionicles need nouRhment Prompt treatment
viii hriug them into activity aud restore
the hair.
The success that has attended Professor Birk-
hU y everywhere enables him 10 give positive
opinion in each case presented to him Those
who are bald or are threatened with badness
should not delay treatment but call upon the
Professor at once. l0ll Masonic Temple,
Chicago
RI-Haud this notice 10 some tirstclass drug
giSt aud hc will get the Remedy for you AZ once
ifhe has not got it in stock. For sale by W. II.
pridenuX.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05

PULFOPD'S DRUG STORE.

In accordance with directions In
the will Of the late r. ID. Pulford,
his drug business will be continued
by his executor without intermission
for the benefit of his estate, 1t will
be in charge of competent and ex.
perieueed pharmacists and clerks.
The stock will not be allowed to
run down in any part, but will be
repleuished as needed, so as to keep
il complete in all respects.
a continuance of patronage rs re-
specially solicited.
CALVERT SPENsLEY,
43tf Executor.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05

The more Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is used the better it is liked.
We know of 30 other remedy that
always gives satisfaction. 1t is good
when you first catch cold. 1t is
good when your cough is seated and
your lungs are sore, 1t is good in
any kind Of a cough. We have
sold twenty-five dozen of it aud
every bottle has given satisfaction.
Stedman Il Friedman, druggists,
Minnesota Lake, MINI. so cent
bottles for sale at Pulford's drug
store.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05
Makes More Bread
Makes Whittier Bread
Makes Better Bread

than any other flour. This -four
has become so popular that the
manufacturers have been compelled
within fifteen years to increase the
daily output from 200 barrels to
$1,000.
The company own over 200 eleva.
tors scattered through the famous
Red River section of Dakota, and
are thus enabled to select the choicest
hard wheat for their mills and to
maintain the excellence which has
given Pillsbury's Best its popularity
If you are not using this flour
try it and you will have a -four
which we guarantee to give salts.
faction.
Remember that Pillsbury's Best
has maintained the lead for over 20
years. Pillsburys Best is the best.
For Sale By
Brewer & Penhallegoa.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05

J. G. ROBERTS has few more
choice building lots for sale, and
invites intending purchasers to call
on MIN before making selec-
ton. BIT
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05
instruction in instrumental Music.

/ am prepared to give instructions
on Piano, Organ, Violin, Guitar,
Banjo, and all band instruments.
Also agency for Conoyer, Kingsbury
and Schubert Pianos and Chicago
Cottage Organs. For terms, etc.
call on me over Economy store.
soft J. w. VI. ALDERsoN.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05
List of Letters.

Remaining unclaimed in the post
office at Mineral Point, Wis, for
the week ending March IL, 1894;
Il. X. Kiley.
Parties calling for the above will
please say advertised" and give
date Of this notice.
ROBERT NJ. CRAWFORD, L. NJ
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05
MINERAL POINT TRIBUNE.
THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1894.
County Notes Continued.

County Notes Continued.
Colthard aud Leary have run
with a small force all win
ter, and is one of the few mines IN
this section which have cleared
expenses.
The Blende and Ida Blend are
mining side by side and are getting
out good bone and mineral. Tom
Ewing seems to have pull OF get
ting rid Of his stuff.
The Won Dusko mine vii. soon
be started up again. 1t is sincerely
to be hoped that this fine property
will some day get into the hands OF
men who will manage and work It
az it should be. Mike Dunn will
superintend operations and If backed
up can make it a success.
1t is questionable whether the
Bonanza Co. resumes operations or.
not They have in their bins
several hundred tons of ore carried
over from last season and yet uusold.
This company paid out over $1,000
per month in wages when IN opera
ton, and their shutdown will DC
felt by our tradesmeu
Il is reported that i{aisbeck con
templates erecting roasting fur
mace in connection with his mill
now shut down. II he will make
an examination Of ''White Elephant"
owned by the Wisconsin l.. IL Zinc
Co, he may conclude that he does
not need "a roaster any more than.a
clock face does whizkers.
GREEN.
Monroe schools are closed for a
two weeks vacation
Green County's contribution to
the State Prison is only one for the
spring term.
Some Of the young ladies of Jada
express themselves surprised at the
condition of some Of the wou,d-be
gentleman, at a social gathering not
not long since.
The annual membership fee for
the Green County Agricultural
Society which admits TO the Fair
and entities the holder to a voice
in the business meetings of the
Association, is only 70 cents. The
dollar ticket aud Iady's check attach q
ed is abolished.
George Bolph,la farmer Of the
town of Washington, brought seven
wolves to the County Clerk and got
the bounties amounting TO $50,
county and $50 from the state. Mar.
18th, w. A. Pengra, Of Sylvester,
brought AN old wolf to the County
Clerk and got certificates worth $40
for his trouble,
KiIcoyue ~ Mahony have strong
water in their mine and are not
making much Roadway. With the
prices for ore what they are, they
naturally hesitate to put on q pump
The Wisconsin l.. d Zine Co.
shows no signs Of life, and it looks
as if these large properties would
60 on for the next season, yielding
only Irish dividends to the owners
The Cuba City mining company
will resume operations at their mine
in Jcnkyusyillo on or before Apu
list. They vii. start with moderate
force and increase as the times will
permit.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05
PillSbury'S Best Flour

leads the world. All competitors
acknowledge it as the STANDARD
-four. 1t
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05
Up AND MATERIAL GUARANTEED

Equal to those from larger city tailors whose price
is from % to 40 per cent higher for same grade.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1894-04-05
HOPE FOR THE HAIRLESS.

Professor BirEhoi., Of Chic0go, Gjres Hope
to Those 1Bictcd Huh BGidnesS-1 'No
Citle, No Pay" Treatment.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31
A Bunch of Four O,clOcks,

One touch of nature makes the whole
world akin. II saw an illustration of
the old saying on board the train COM
ing out of Chicago. A country girl
got on board carrying in her hand a
bunch of old fashioned -four O clocks"
says a traveller. 1t was the first | had
seen in years, and at once l wanted to
go back to my old home, where they
grew in two long rows in the front
yard. AS she passed up the aisle every
one looked at the flowers, and l saw
tears start in several eyes. AS I went
to leave the main one fellow said: Did
you see the four o'clocks?' Yes.
We'll, l haven't been home for ten
years, but am going tonight. Mother
always had them in the front yard.
And l made up my mind to go at once
and see the old place. l believe every
man and woman in that car either
went home or wrote that night"
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31
TEMPERANCE COLUMN
EDITE2 BY JoNEsBoRo W. G. t. U.

The W. G. t. U. meets every Thurs.
day at Pm. in their hall. The first
Thursday in the month is q Business
Meeting, including reports from all
superintendents of departments. Sec
9nd Thursday is a Bible Reading and
Helpful. Third Thursday is Respon.
slve Readings sent out by the National
Union usually on interesting topics.
Fourth Thursday is Mothers Meeting
which ought to be attended by all the
mothers in town, and might be helpful
to the fathers also.
1t is the earnest desire of the mem
bers OF this union to make our coming
together helpful, both intellectually
and spiritually, to those who attend as
well as to the great cause to which we
are committed.
The public are cordially invited to
these meetings.
MRS. M. w. DossER, MRS. L. BACON,
President. Secretary.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31
A Million Friends.

A friend in need is q friend indeed,
and not less than II million people
have found just such a friend in DR..
Kings New Discovery for consumption
coughs and colds. If you have never
used this great cough medicine, one
trial will convince you that it has
wonderful curative powers in all dis
eases of throat, chest and lunge. Each
bottle is guaranteed to do all that is
claimed or money will be refunded.
Trial bottles free at Britton' s drug store
Large bottles SOC. and $1.00
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31
It's Dangerous Ground

that you stand on-with q cough or q
cold, and your blood impure. Out of
just these conditions comes consump.
ton. You must do something. In the
earlier stages of consumption, and in
all the conditions that lead to it. DR..
Pierce's Golden medical Discovery is a
certain remedy. This s~crofulous aft.
ection of the lungs, like every other
form of scrofula, can be cured by it.
In severe, lingering coughs, all bron-
chial, throat and lung affections, and
every disease that can be reached
through the blood, it is the only medi-
cine SO effective that it can be guaran-
teed. If it doesn't benefit or cure you
have your money back. Nervous pros
tration and debility are conquered by it.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31

A resolution to do something here
after is a resolution not to do it now.
If you are suffering with sick head
aches the time to cure them is immedi-
ately before they fasten themselves up
on you as a habit. BY all means, make
the first attempt to cure them by a sim
pie course of Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills
land Pellets). A box costs but % cents
is entirely harmless. and the chances
are ninety nine in one hundred that
you will not have a sick headache a.
gain for a long time. Sample dose
free at Britton's drug store.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31
When Others Fail

Hoods Sarsaparilla builds up the
shattered system by giving vigorous
action to the digestive organs, creating
an appetite and purifng the blood.
1t is prepared by modern rIethods, pos.
sesses the greatest curative powers, and
has the most wonderful record of act
ual cures of any medicine in existence.
Tade only Hoods.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31
Now is the Time

To select a place, figure on a route and
complete arrangements for your next
summers vacation. The maps, time
tables and guide books issued by the
Wisconsin Central Lines and contain
ing a list of the most beautiful and
healthful resorts in the Northwest,
will assist you materially in doing this.
They will be mailed free upon applica-
ton to Jas. A. Pond, Genl. Passr. Agt. ,
milwaukee,, Wis. Send for them.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31

Magistrate-Now, prisoner at the bar
| wish to know why you hit your hus-
band with the kitchen poker, as you
admit you did? Prisoner-Sure, Yer
Amer, | couldn't find the broomstick
as | use in general, so I took the near
est thing that come.-Half- Holiday.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31

Head of Houshold-Alfred, dear,
your biscuits are very good this morn
ing. Young Husband (coloring with
pleasure)- am glad to hear you say so.
Head of Household-Still they are not
quite as good as papa used to make
Chicago Tribune.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31

He-They say you are something of
a mind reader? She-Do they? He
Yes. am going to test you. What
am l thinking about She looking
at the clock)-You are thinking of go
ing home.-New York Press.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1894-10-31

MY husband and l never have a
discussion before the children. If we
see a quarrel coming on we always
send them out" II thought | had
seen them in the street quite often. D
Harper's Bazaar.