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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12
New Time Fable.

The corrected time table OF the
combined lines Of the Occidental
aud Oriental and Pacific Mail Steam,
ship Companies has been received
10y this Office. We have to thank
Messrs. II. Hackfeld n Co, for this
favor. II will be noticed that the
Coptic first makes its appearance in
the list being due here in tho early
days Of April from Japan.
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NOTICE.

I HAVE THIS DAY, by special power
i Of attorney, appointed my son, Edward
DOwsett, Ia transact all my busin. 81 In re-
gad To my property on the Island of
Maui, !. |. DOWSErT.
Honolulu, Nov, ~, ls9i llDs-2 ~
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Born.

sEABURY In this city to the wife Of !.
Scabury, Jr., a jauI liter
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NOTICE.

I HEREBY FORBID ANY AND Alb
] persons from landing or going upon
my properly known rs Puuloa, district OF
Eva, Oahu, j. /. DOWsEiT.
Honolulu, Nov. %, 1881 liDs-2w
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Billiard Ia able For Sale

nNE STANDARD BILLIARD TABLE,
~ 80, with Balls, tues and Rack
complete. Apply 10
L. !, IENEY,
lIJ-lw Corner Fort a queen SIS,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

George Dawson, clerk at the
Honuapo landing, Kau, Hawaii, was
married to Miss Bella Martin of
Waiohinu on Saturday, Dec. l.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

A large quantity Of juicy Krna
oranges we're bro' Ait 10 tom W
the steamer w. @. Hall yesterday.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

A battalion drill is on the taps
for tomorrow evening on Palace
Square. The Government band will
be in attendance.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

In his message to Congress Presi.
dent Cleveland mentions Hawaii a.
having a new government estab.
ljshed,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12
oargoes from Island Ports.

Stmr Jas Makee-l7O5 bags sugar, no bgs
rice and 81 bags paddy.
Stmr w u Hall-;6J0 bags sugar, AZ bags
coffee and ~ head cattle.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

The Kilohans Art Leagues exhi.
bition will he open this evening, SO
as to give every body an opportunity
Of seeing II by electric light.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

The s. 8. Oceanic will leave for
the Orient at 4 o'clock this after
noon.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

The Plemer arson case was being
heard at Lahains when the steamer
W. q. Hail left yesterday.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

The s. 8. Arawa will be due from
the Colonies TO morrow. She comes
in the Monowai's stead.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

Cement will be sold by Jas. F.
Morgan at the Pacific Mail wharf at
10 q. m. tomorrow.
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Arrivals.

Arrivals.
TUESDAY, Dec. II.
Stmr w q Hall from Hawaii and Maui
O&OS s Oceanic, Smith, from San Fran
cisco
WEDNESDAY,, Dec II.
Am schr Lyman ID. Foster, l,reyer, 40 days
from Newcastle, N SW
Stmr James Makee from Kauai
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

The Lei lima club will meet al
the Hawaiian Hotel to. morrow even
ing at 7.3O o'clock.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12
departures.

WEDNESDAY. Dec. IL.
o& q $ 8 Oceanic, Smith, for Yokohama
and ~ongsong at pm
Stmr Jas Makee for Kapaa at 4 p m
Schr kaulilua for kaunakakai
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

J. J. Egan will keep his store open
nights henceforth for the holiday
season.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

Mrs. L. y. futile, wife OF Purser
futile OF the $. s. Oceanic, is q
through passenger on that steamer.
She is on her way to Hongkong.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

Mr.. Morgan will sell real estate
for the Bishop Estate at IL noon to-
morrow.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

Several shocks Of earthquake have
been felt at Kau, Hawaii, during the
past week.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

l.. Christ AL. L. Questoro was com.
mitted for trial in the District Court
to. day for forgery.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

VIM. Fish, the man who was hurt
in collision at Moanslua last week
Was up in the District Court to-day
Tor driving hack without . light.
He was found guilty and fined SO.
rish had no light on the night Of
the collision with w. Court Of the
5, S Australia,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-12-12

j. F. Morgan will sell general
merchandise and a fine lot Of furni.
ture tomorrow.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13
UNUSUAL IN uFAH.


There was an unusual scene on the
business aud more centrally located
streets Of this city this afternoon and
one that woull have enlisted more
sympathy for those who par
ticipstoi In II had II not been
for the fact that the move
mont was inaugurated AMI carried on
principally, according TO the statement
Of Captain Donovan, through the
efforts OF couple OF hAli-dtunkon In.
dividuala VINO have done time Ia the
city jail.
The disturbance was caused by about
two hundred aud flty or three hundred
men who marched along the side
wake, shouting, "Glvs US work; bread
or blood. Work wo will have II We
must fight Tor IT,"
There was QUO very noticeable aud
gratifying feature about the affair aud
that was that 30 fat M known not one
Old, real resident Of Utah could be seen
Ia the ranks OF tbs malContents. On
tho contrary, there were many rccog.
uizeI tran6ionts, idlers ana saloon
buns. Aud these ~ well as most OF
the others were closely watched by the
police, who RETAINED ftOfl making ar.
reefs, prefeTTing to wait developments
ior tho purpose Of seeing whether or
not the men would become violent In
their demonstrations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13
ToDAY's pmooEEDINos
COUNCIL

COtNtllIs
IL, Il. Booth, from tho committee on
militia, reported ihhy they AMI the
House committee hSd agreed on "A
substitute for certain bills creating
u militia, anu recommended that it be-
passed.
The judiciary committee reported H.
b. 81 and q. b. 90, relating to assign
meuto, oilbrlnga substitute.
III. j. NJ. No. II, relating 20 tho Uln-
tab aud Unoompaghre reservations, was
iavorAhiy reported.
II. b. 81, relating TO University
lands, was favorgbly reported.
The following were Introduced;
by Taylor q. Il. 80, relating TO
creditors OF insoiyent corporations.
by IL. Il. Booths q. Il. 81 relating
10 Witueffee.
q. Is. 40, the special order Of the day,
was then taken VI. THIS bill ~ IN re-
lation TO giving mayoIsa qualified ye.o
aud ether powers,
HoUsB.
Ooeuing services.
Toe following were presented,
BY btokeE az
by Wins; Protest OF Jesse w, Crosby
and u oihers, protesting against any
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13

Safe Across the Sea.

A private telegram received at the
Presidonps Unico Ia this city thi,
morning conveys the comforting in
tolligencr that the steamship DubDlo.
dam, bound from New York 90 Rotor.
dam, aud which sailed on February
lst with a number Of Utah Elders on
board bound Tor the continent ON mis-
siOns, had passed tho lslo q wight
yesterday. a second dispatch, re-
celvod late this afternoon, brought the
further intelligence tnut the good
ship had reached her port in safety To-
day.
The Elders on board were William
McEwan, A. owen Woodruff, q. ID.
Echettlcr, j. M. Weller aud II. dygi,
Of Salt Lake City, q. u. Hahn Of
West Jordan, and Geo. g. Maggie and
wife OF Mexico.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13
Glad TO Go TO Jail.

A couple Of young men, one about
IS yeam o. age, and the other 20 were
seen begging on the streets last night
and Onicef Carey informed them that
unless they desisled lie would arrest
them aud lock them up. rney reptile q
that that was precisely what they
Wished him 20 10 "a they hat not had
square meal Tor several days and
they were very hungry. They were
further Informed that n they were
sent TO jail that they woald DO com,
PEELED 10 WORK hard az breaking Took to
which They responded that they were
perfectly willing 10 work providing
they had q place 10 sleep and somo.
thing to eat.
Tue young mon were taken 20 the
police station and fed ana locked mp III
the night This morning they were
taken before Justice Smith on q charge
OF vaRraDcy. They gave their names
~ II. l.. warden and Eugene Peters
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13
The Ladies Protest

There was a moetiugot Goo sale Late
County Woman Bunrago a saoia.iOu
aunauarel O. take place no a O'clock
tnIs afternoon. 10 waa tor as purpose
u, consiiofiug the question uf protest..
ir- nrrlIB number %. bills now
rtuding to.ofe the lts'slniul" Uue.u.
lux law. The opposition uur..h,.I lu
Utah county aud throe lgilrf uf' uu
60 attcud lno session OF thu.r s.H.ur iu
too cApiial 90 present. tboig views on
the subject
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13

anitjli their story to the c.u.l and
wore disrbgtrod, n TACT winch iinY
fos ned 10 siucereiy reHio. lHr 90.
CO pr,dig. ihat the boys VIII. D.. back
agt.n 10 rs morning uui,u they will
be- ahi, o. board a train un'egn Huu
continue their Journey ON tY"tt1s tns
AfiIvIutrr Fair from trr Elsa
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13

Your committee further recommend,
H Wow Of early statehood, tho TorrltOry
UEing no capital building In which TO
l.ausaot public business and having to
pay on. annually large sums OF money
Tor The rental OF Offices. courtroOmS and
halls for legislative purposes, and for
other reasons la part referred 10 In
tue message OF his uxcelloncy, Governor
Caleb W.. West, that this Legislative
Assembly provide for tho issuing "
bonds 20 tho amount of two hundred
thousand dollars, ono hundred and
Wunty.hyo thousand OF which shall DO
expended in the erection NJ ono wing Of
o capital building, the remainder TO DO
placed In the territorial treasury 20 that tho
treasurer can moot the auditors warrants
provided 10 ho issued In the appropria-
ton bill and not huyotO await the returns
ON iaIos for six months or more before
such warrants can be- cashed and
thus save 10 tho Territory several
thousand dollars annually, which
Tor many years past has been paid In
discount. or iutorOsl or both ON said war
rants issued for the maintenance Of Ter
IIl0rial institutions, the advantage 20 the
Territory being Ia the difference In tho
ia'6s Of interest as between money OBJ
taiuod on bonds nj tho rate Of iiVo por
cent per nnnum and that paid 10 banks
which has not boon loss than ton and
moro frequently twelve por cent per
aunum. STAMFORD, chairman.
= umalod expenditures for the years 1884
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13

a tou.pluud rih tand gool veifht
at that arrived 70 The gan' 't PIG.
Dan 5aau. llamhal Bfiglum' chief
c.pft, stou early hour iII .IU..g 81.
N,udirsi ~ ado, Dan has hl n .u i.v
iu..l.t uf moOuH all Jay.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13

changes In tho boundaries Of that
county.
By Ivibg Petition Of cius'ua Of
Garfield county ior appropriation ior
roads.
b. Allen. Claim Of T. W. Russell
for ss6.85.
by Mckay. Claim Of the Territorial
fish aud gtWu commissioner.
}. 4. kluubury, PRECEDENT Of tho
University % uiHh, inviting she hou
TO visit hat iLsiitut.on iu p body. re.
ccptad, ami tomorrow at 10 am hEeI
a. the time.
Soar, frO.d the COMMITTEES on claims
reported nIvuaanly On 500 clslm 9i Hlt.
C0niry fif CHICO rent n4 sraiet OF
weights ami mlaurcB. A4oWc'.
Tue Council aud uuuse committees
on militia, through uuir Ch1itmaui
reported substitute t.II Tor two bills
referred u them, uroaups militia.
WHfauf, from the Uuf0llmH.t CONF
miticr, reported thBt pevHrtl bills iunl
uaI been uasltd by uI.u llHurs, haI
hsru enrolled Aud sent % tuu Cover
nor.
The following h.lls were introduced!
By f1wr..: %. III pf1yl1lus tor
a ucw section loo ,h OWL eIlr, rul.i.
Ing 90 HuJ.as ifIuJ y5. iHs.' CIut.g.
By IOtHu: III. 10. III, unurEius q
part Oi q .rlsli ID WlyHH rHulty.
by Pgmlu. "A. u. ll3, rno Military
code of Uuh.
By Wine! II. h. ia, to establish
fth hntcunrius.
G. Is. "a, amending DO general
revenue law, vas hout % the commiltUo
On ways and mrans.
G. Is. 81, relatin % Insurance CONF
pnuiUs won't 10 private cJrpJraitons.
Committee.
G. -. o5, Tor tho relief Of W. r.
| Bhivllr, was considered. Allen Ok.
| planned that Shields turamu bonds
man Pail FHott, wauCscsptl, aui That
judgment was thsun ou tlH bond.
, Ai.lrWArI Shields clu.Hl EuI'e Go uu
toca lurad, huI the bill nuihuazaU tic
Cancellation oi tlu ju gneus
SiYAgr called attention % "a law ui
C0nsftl8 i0Ibl1iins tho passage ui
auy law rumltung any illu, forfeiture
| OF leusity. WuufcupIu All1n asked
10 have tue biil rCuJmmltiud, saying
tho committees had overlooked that
law.
II, J. Il. o, relating 20 oxronses Of
| criminal prosecutions, was laid ON the
table, us iis author Mr. Vnrian, was
moi prt6uut.
IL. Is. lOl, Powcrs's oil 10 organize a
fire aud police commission In cities OF
tnu nrHt anu second Glass, came up a7
special ORDER aud was uudur consider
alton al the umo Of going 10 press
NorI1L
W. D. E3bor,a, E'qp tho nppoiuioo
10 the oilicu o. p1s,mastsr 10. Provo,
was IN the Council as a visitor
The majority Of the members Of the
Council visited tue Uuivouity thl'
morning aud passed through The diiiuf'
/ ont departments VI that Institution.
All atemgI well pleased with tho visit.
W to the opening Of t1day'a session,
81 bills had been introduced IA thu
! FUUuntI uUN INu fn lHa INnunu
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13
PUBLIC EXPENSES.
statement Of The 1erritory's Re-
sources and Liabilities.
SALARIES OF PUBLIC OFFICERS.
Adverse Report on the BILL TO Tax
Debts Secured by Mortgages
and Trust Deeds.

The COPY OF Nhc ItiVih " hh' AAN"'N
.ommlt,se on ways aud means, which
80, urnished by the chairman 10
Nr,yg representative yesterday after.
.o,p. did not embrace a statement q
a.. rs.ources aud liabilities Of the Ter.
5ory which was included in u aa read
IN the House. The document a. a
whole Is here Appendices
HousE or REPRESENTATIVE,
February ", 1901
,t, snoakor-Your committee on ways
.,I means respectfully represents that %
IwIlar condition financially cnnfronls
~ Bresont Legislature 70 that which las
.itaaIod the last four sessions.
la January, 1855, tho appropriation Oill
..n,IieI for an expenditure inr thu Two
tssfs ensuing la excess OF rovcnuo TO
ibe amount Of .,---.. a.,
q, January. 100. for....-........-...-.. liil y
Id January, is9i, for................'' 1856 %
Nat0ng total oi............".g'iJU9 o.
To meot those deficits, bonds woro
issued 100
is.i. rut arrIcd, for.....a,....,....i 5000 ol
i.I. second HcrCF fur.sssssssssssssa .iiiQl 20
Total amount Of bonds lisucd.i,00.l0l 70
This ontiro amount has boon absorbed
la meeting tho biennial dohcits horoln
enumerated, leaving u balance for tho
rfat0nt LEGISLATURE % pf1vidu Tor OF
sumuf NourcOmmitioph have carefully
considered Ovury tom OF expenditure
necessary to DO made, based upon reports
received, tor tho ensuing two years uud-
Ine Doc. Jlst, 1875, a detailed statement
ofwhIch is hereto attached. These toms
represent tho amounts necessary for tho
ma.ni0nancc OF tho Territorial public
Institutions, tho payment ~ salaries of
Orlcafs, Jurors, Witnesses. Interest on
lonIs, contingent expenses, WORLDS
FaIr commission exhibits, Oic., aud 20
meet claims now being considered boy Tho
committee ON claims and public accounts.
iu this statement your committee
have deemed Is absolutely necessary
fa provide that certain salaries
should be- reduced. and appropriations
IUcluut.Os be- limited 10 about el3,Wl,
ub0u, half the amount appropriated TO
counties iu isl2. La tho estimate sub
milol your committee have mott provided
llr Ihu appropriation OF any sums for tho
erection or repair OF public buildings,
University supplies, bouniios, mlliiih,
ec, aud In anticipating that tho toyonuo
nom All sources viii We tho same " last
year thofo will then be deficit OF about
j4juOl. Your committee do mot think
b. would DO good policy or correct
busluo,a lnancOUriug 10 follow tho
example OF our predecessors, To mcot
this deficit by tho issuance OF
bonds. Whore such policy would lead
w. Il continued, j. apparent 10 all. Your
committee therefore recommend that tho
general tax DO increased from two to
three and uno-fourlh mills ON tho dollar
on az tho taxable property Of tho Tori
i0fy. Your committee having under
considora ION the new hill providing for
revenue will suggest this amendment In
up0rtlng snid revenue bill 10 the House,
whOn tho ptoprioty OF adopting said
amendment eau DO debated and passed
upon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13

Tho COMMITTEES on judiciary, whose
unanimous opinion OF tue hiil ~ mus
crrresead, consists OF II. l.. Booth,
Williams, Hague, Taylor anu Hart.
IL thus appears that nc luas; i've mrA.
brm Of tao Council nro July commit.
ted 10 tho defect of the bill, aud ~ Il
known that bt least one or two, gud
perhaps several, Others look upon II
with dis'hyOG
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-02-13
rlDAYI. lLEAMNl nnusr.

ToIay'8 clglglug house oKuhaD yes
amounted to ;liJ3Jj. Same day las,
year. sl5-i0l6.
IODAy's QUOTATIONS..
New Y0rk-Silycr, Ole; lead, s3.25.
L1nIgE-5llyUL +.
ORE ASp uyLLIJS.
Wells. Fargo & Co, received today:
Penn. bullion, S,3,b5j,
Mccormick 81 Go. received today:
Silver AM lead ore, SO, $50.
o.. R, Jones d Go. received today:
ore, 400, bullion, 5000. Total,
slio0o.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-09-11
Free Sims the Remedy.

Consul NlcIvOr, at Kanagawa, Japan, is
trying 10 induce American cotton ex-
porters TO ship cotton direct 10 Japan. In
a recent report TO the state department
he SAYS Americans are neglecting an al
ready open opportunity by not making
such shipments. Japan is now doing a
large cotton manufacturing business, and
is each year increasing her mill CAPACITY.
The machinery used in the mills is of a
class that works American cotton better
than the product of any other country.
At present Japan draws almost her whole
supply of American cotton from England.
The staple is shipped hence to
Liverpool, from which port il is
transhipped 70 Japan. The supposed
explanation of this peculiar condition is
that the ocean rates from England to ia.
pan are much less than the combined rail
way and ocean rates from an inland
American point 70 Japan.
If American cotton shippers and trans
portation lines would act together, the
consul thinks they could effect rates that
would give Americans control of the
great Japanese market, and put into
American pockets all Of the selling CON-
mission, insurance and incidental charges
that now go into the pockets of English
men. Last year Japan sold the United
States Sl7,0OO,0O0 worth of goods, and
bought from the United States 50, OO0, COO
worth. If the cotton business were taken
in hand by Americans, the balance of
trade would soon be considerably on the
other side
The consul's suggestion is apropos
There is every reason why Americans
should supply Japan with cotton. And
the cotton should be carried in American
bottoms. But how is that to be accom-
plished when the shipping laws of this
country practically forbid Americans
from owning ships to carry this trade!
The prices Americans are forced, under
the laws. to pay for ships preclude the
possibility of their entering into compe-
Jition with foreign ships. Great Britain
controls the rates of freight, and will
make the rates such as will keep the
stream of American cotton for Japan
flowing through Liverpool, until the Amer
lean laws are revised so that an Amer
lean owner may buy ships for the foreign
trade wherever he can get them cheapest
and without being taxed for the benefit
of few greedy shipbuilders in New Eng
land. Give Americans free ships and
they will soon be carrying cotton to ia
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-09-11
a Society Funny Story.

They tell funny story here to explain Why
William Waldorf Astor went o. e; to London
to live and buy daily paper and monthly
magazine for only the nobility to read. says
the NeWprt correspondent of the Chica- o
ecOrd- lie IS a son OF the late John JACOB
AStcr, who, like him, has written book.
SO long as William aston. the father of Mrs.
Dray ton. lived his vile ana her mo her was
lie but one. But when he was ga hered TO his
fathers and his WIDOW went into retirement
during the mourning period, Mrs. William
be anne the Mrs. Astor" pro tenn and had
her care so engraved. The dowager. how
ever being still yoangish woman and fond
OF the gay world, re-entered the social arena
when she dropped oil her weeds, reassrmed
all the responsibilities and claimed all the
prerogatlveS OF her position as the head of
the family. She brought out her old ca I'd
plate with plain Mrs. Aston upon it. A
there couldn be two people accor led that as
tlnctlon there vas a merry war between Mrs
Whine Aston and her aunt. William Waldorf
as The senior OF the male line, had his cards
read Mr.. Aston ana his wife Insisted that
hers ought to correspCn1. she even went so
far as to give orders AT the postoftice TO have
letters addressed to Mrs. Aston deliv-
2WSpaper CORES p0ndents to write up social
90 ngs for the = ew ork and Boston papers
to mention her, and her only, by that term
under pam OF accommodation; but it was no
go. Society decreed with judgment from
which there was no appeal. that the dowager
might relaln the title, ana u G niece shook
the unErateful dust from her skirts, and
dragged her husband over to London, where
no elderly aunt could stand IN her way.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-09-11
BRIGHT BITS.

There is no lack of good form at Atlantic
CITY. especially during bathing hours.-Phil-
adelphta Record. ..e-.
An Even Chance-Hausfrau ito dunning
tracesmanl-lf tomorrow is bad weather 1
shall be able to pay you. But If it is good
weather youneed not call as we shall need the
money to go to picnic.-Fliegende Biaet-
ter
Who's your friend:o asked wilbur. as
ms companion paused and lifted his hat to a
lady who drove by.
That isn't friend sail Moser, absent
ord.
mon?
Tlmmlns-Most of it was new. but am al
most certain that he stole the opening sen
fences from the Bills.-Cinelnnati Trib-
une
Lady, began Mr.. Dismal Dawson. you
see before you man whose name is mud;
mud, mud"
There must be some mistake in your cal
culations replied the lady. 1T takes water
TO make mud. Indianapolis Journal.
Mr.. Sltmpurse YOU know that ice cfean.
instead OF making one cooler, makes one
warmer: .4
Pretty G'rl-When did you hear that?
i have known it Tor years"
"Humph! STRANGE that YOU did not think to
mention /, last w.nter New York Weekly.
AZ the Railway Ticket omce.-"How much
for my little girlfn
she is free il under four"
But she will occupy seat all the same
Makes no differ nee"
In that case now much discount will YOU
give on my ticket if Ileave her at home?''-
Fltegende BlaBter.
Ponulist Editof-See here, want you to
help me out.
observation-disclosures UP?
"I You know. We wrote last week that gold
was increasing in value all the time and here
is teller down in one OF the back Gonnties
who wants to know if money that gets worth
more every day amt the best kind of money
fer Teller to have in his poekets?' -Indian-
apols Journal
L ady Ito Chinese servant)-John. is it true
that you Chinese servants have trade uu O
John-Eessee.
suppose I should discharge you without
payingf"
We toycotte YOU
But s. )ose, instead of Chinaman 1
should get a girl?"
"Chinee union payee policeman to notice
firtee. New York Weekly