Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1894-09-07
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NOW the Wlthered leaves are dropping
From the branches of the trees,
And q chilly, wintry flavor,
Leads q spies to antumn's breeze,
Now the coal bin and the wood shed
spread their yawning Jaws and grin,
And remind us that that the autumn
1s beginning to begin.
Democratic papers cite wool as being
an great demand. The great demand,
however, is that Of the constituents Of
b democratic representatives in con
grees, for the wool of their senators and
congressman.
II more ice we're put up in the season
when the refreshing vegetable grows and
wakes so luxuriant throughout the broad
extent of the state of North Dakota, less
hard cash would have to be put up at
this season of the year, and less incon-
venience would have to be put up with.
The proposition is as plain as the aver
age Boston girls ~physiognomy, and I
wonder il the ice men will heed the
lesson another winter.
It's odd how intimately the heart
strings OF some people are entwined
about their pocket-books. I see a woman
down in Muncie, Ind, fell PROSTATE
upon learning that she had been robbed
OF $500, and is at the point Of death as a
result. Persons are foolish to allow the
almighty dollar to become q recognized
organ of the anatomic system. For
wealth is an unstable quantity, and sus-
ceptible of rapid change of location, and
the systems of those persons who trust
the dollar with functions which are
properly performed by the heart, are
liable to sudden and disastrous shocks
at almost any time.
/ understand Grover is having poor
luck with the fish, and that SO far he has
caught nothing but the devil from his
constituents. EARLY Saturday morning
the president crowded his corpulent
anotomy into his fishing overalls, and an
old blouse extemporized by Mrs. Cleve-
land from an empty cofee-sack, and dur
ing the whole day he trailed his toes in
the limpid waters Of Buzzard's Bay
without securing a single bite. Every
thing seems to have torsaken Grover
lately, and should the fish turn their
scaly backs upon him IN proud to pisca-
torial disdain, he would do we'll to mi
CRATE to the lake Of oblivion and fish for
obscurity with the barbed hook Of tariff
reform, baited with triumphant democ-
racy.
If providence should deem it wise to
add the turbulent Tillman to the rapidly
increasing aggregation of freaks in the
United States senate, then it looks as
though the concentration of the cranks
OF the country in that assembly might
eventually be brought about. Governor
5STillman is n of those persons who has
sa barrelfull of ideas to every thimble-
full Of common sense, and he has achiev-
ed sufficient notoriety from his vain
Sglorlous vaporings while governor of
South Carolina, to have imbued him
with the idea that he is a riRhtful men,
Der OF an incomplete trinity. which is
nearly rudderless without him. And
there will be a depression in the floor
Of the senate, just under the desk occu-
pied BY the windy South Carolinan,
" which will afford much food for anxiety
Q n the part of the whole senate, should
the election of Tillman be accomplished.
The ties Of fellow-craftsmanship are
strong, and the occasional Sparks Of
generosity which fly from it's contact
with: adversely or misfortune serve to
lend brighter hue to human nature in
general. Not many days ago, a substi-
tute fireman in the Chicago service was
badly scorched in one of the lumber
yard CONGREGATIONS, his hands and face
being almost denuded of skin, which
nature refused to replace. Sixteen fell
low iremen volunteered to lend assist
ance to exhausted nature, and each one
suffered 9 strip Of cuticle three inches
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from his forearm, and eDgrafted upon
the face and hands OF the unfortunate
comrade. I hope the operation may be
successful, as it deserves, and if 90 the
stricken man may become a living ex-
preston Of the underlying current of
generosity Of mans fellows. which is
never SO prominent as in times Of adver-
sity.
It must make Jay Gould very much
Disguised to learn Of the way his be-
loved son George is wasting time and
money over in England with his yacht.
#Of course, cay is not in a position just
now, to say much as to what shall be
done with the hard cash which he &C.
cumulated in a lifetime Of strict econ
omy. But after he succeeded IN saving
up more money than he could take away
with him, by doing his own washing and
making his last years overcoat do him
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