The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-07-04
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wait until you hear the recording an
gels testimony.
- A cyric remarks thatit generally
puzzles horse to know what woman
is driving at.
- There is Hebrew tradition that
Eve survived Adam, and was, there
fore, the first widow.
- Robert G. Winthrop, of Boston,
is the oldest living ex-speaker of the
house of representatives.
Germans are the most prone to
suicide; the Irish and Negroes rarely
resort to self lf-destruction.
1t takes one hundred gallons of
oil year to keep q large-sized loco
motive in running order.
Venezuela IL said to have Be au-
thorized national holidays each year.
Mexico has 13 and Brazil %.
- The Iowa farmers have paid off
5000, 900 Of mortgage Indebtedness du-
ring the last three months.
A clockmaker is the only one
who can wind up his business affairs
and have them continue to run.
The great hardship is not in
doing your best, but in convincing
others that you are not doing your
worst.
It is peculiar expression, ''The
marriage was solemnized. F" Why not
also say, "The funeral was made joy
Gus p
The gold production Of this coun-
try for ten years past has varied but
little from thirty-two million dollars
annually.
= The fastest shorthand writer in
the world is said to be George Bunbary,
Of Dublin. He can write 250 words in
minute.
Scientific men have demonstra-
ted that speed Of two hundred miles
an hour can never be attained by any
thing that moves on wheels.
Young man, don't be afraid to
push your way in the world. Re-
member the richest man now living
was born without pennyin his pock-
ct.
God is kind Father. He
sets US all in the places where he
wishes US to be employed: and that
employment is only our Father busi-
ness.
Statistics prove that nearly two
thirds of all the letters carried by the
postal service of the world are written,
sent to and read by English-speaking
people.
If there be no God and no future
state, yet even then it is better to be
generous than selfish, better to be chaste
than licentious, better to be true than
false.
Every one thinks that others
around him might make his work cas-.
ier for him. The thought that he
might make the work easier for others
never enters his mind.
= The man who talks very much is
something like a blunderbuss. He
wastes great deal Of ammunition, but
he is certain to Ait the centre once in
while.
June was named in honor of Juno,
a Roman divinity, who was worshiped
as Queen Of the Heavens. 1t is call
ed the ''month Of marriage and Of sui
cides.
Every one in the world can
teach us something /; the greatest
men have generally been til most
eager learner, and have despised no
source which might supply the want.
= 1t is worthy Of note in these
times Of abusing the men, that there
are more men able to earn potatoes
and beefsteak than there are women
who know how to cook them.
W. II. Nelson, who is in the
drug business at Kingsville, Mo-, has
so much confidence in Chamberlain 8
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy
that he warrants every bottle and
offers to refund the money to any Gus
toner who is not satisfied after using
it. Mr.. Nelson takes no risk in doing
this because the Remedy is certain
cure for the diseases for which it is
intended and he knows it. 1t is for
sale by Hill Bros.
This is the season of the year
when the loafer tells of how many
cords of wood he split in the
winter. In the winter he tells how
many tons of hay he raked in the sum-
mer.
= Mr.. Moody receives royalty Of 20
per cent. from the publishers of Coos
pei Hymns" and since the first pub
lication of the collection the royalty
amounts to 81, 100000.
In recent legal proceedings in
London, regarding the noise and Vi
bration caused by q neighboring fac
tory, a phonograph was used to re-
cord these noises and reproduce them in
court.
Nelson's old battle ship, the
Foudroyant, is being exhibited at va.
rious ports in Great Britain. It's said
that every timber of the old ship is as
sound to-day as when she was launched,
a hundred years ago
When mails are distributed at the
postofice in the City of Mexico the
names of receivers Of letters are posted
on a bulletin board. When person
calls for his mail his first actis to con-
suit this board.
= Arizona Indians brand cattle by
shooting arrows at the beasts, to the
points of which are affixed steel
brands with knife edge. When the
wound heals it leaves scar which
looks as though burnt with branding
iron.
A horse kicked II. S. Shafer, of
the Freemyer House, Middleburg, N.
Y, on the knee, which laid him up in
bed and caused the knee joint to be-
come stiff. A friend recommended
him to use Chamberlain's Pain Balm,
which he did, and in two days was
able to be around. Mr.. Shafer has
recommended it to many others and
saws it is excellent for any kind Of a
bruise or sprain. This same Remedy
ia also famous for it's cures Of rheuma-