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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
The Grand Canon of the Colorado

the most sublime of natures work on
earth, Undesirable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. OBJ
serve the ancient Indian civilization of
Laguna or Acoma, 'the City of the Sky"
Visit the petrifed forest near Garlic.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Dablo. Take hunting trip In the mag
nlicent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins of
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. & S. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Phe-
nix railway for Fort Whipple and Pres
colt and connection with stage lines for
points in central Arizona.
SELIGMAN-P. & A. Railway for Pres
colt.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAVE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
An Ample Fund Of Pleasure and
Health

Health
May be derived from an ocean voyage
and foreign travel. But before one gets
ones "sea legs on, as the sailor says, the
abominable qualms, begotten of sea sick
ness, have usually to be gotten over. Del
icate people suffer, of course, more than
the robust from this aiment, but few sea
travellers escape it. Against the frightful
nausea it produces, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters is reliable defense, and is SO es-
teemed by tourists, commercial travellers,
yachtsmen and mariners. An ailment
akin to sea sickness often afflicts land
travellers with weak stomachs. This is
often brought on by the jarring of rail-
way train. Disquietude in the gastric
region from this cause is always remedied
by the Bitters, which also prevents and
cures chills and fever, rheumatism, ner-
vous and kidney trouble, constipation
and biliousness.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco and
Kansas City, or San Diego and Los An
geles and Chicago.
The Atlantic & Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
ways Of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tlOns.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
A Happy Husband.

Delaware, Ohio.-After four months use
of Simmons Liver Regulator my wife is
almost entirely relieved of chronic, con-
stipated and bleeding piles.-W. B. Leeper.
Your druggist sells it in powder or liquid.
The powder to be taken dry or made into
a tea.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Between disease and the many cheap
preparations which are palmed off under
the name of ood-purifers, take your
chances with disease, until you procure
Ayers Sarsap arilla-the only reliable
blood purifier. Sold by all druggists and
dealers In medicine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
A Balm.

''She was completely FRUSTRATED and
made very Ill by his perfldy."
ibid she recover"
Eyes, $40 week temporary and So, 900
In final decree. detroit Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Friend-Why do you mark things 80
cents when they are actually worth 81?
Merchant-Well, you see customers
hate to leave without that odd cent, and
by keeping them waiting for their change,
they generally see something else they
want.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
A Man of Experience.

Shackleton Tin the diamond business)-
I had man in my place this morning
who had wonderful eye. He could tell
how much q diamond weighed by just
looking at 1t
Wibberly-He must have been my Ice
man -BrooklYn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

about the p'ints
of the compass
and the sort of
flowers to be
plantedP u IN
folks ar q bit per-
ticker about SIGH
things, We know,
and nebbe they
hev a right to be. +"
"I'n not one OF
the kind. So long
as / can't live in
Cherokee an d
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Huggins-What do you think of the
latest medical dictum that kissing is un-
healthy
Hunker-It is quite true. Mr.. Mum
happened to catch me kissing his daugh-
ter and was laid up whole week.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Human life is held too cheaply when the
individual who needs tonic for his sys-
tenn, seeks to cover his wants by pur-
chasing every new mixture that is recon-
mended to him. Remember that Ayers
Sarsaparilla has well-earned reputation
of fifty years. standing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

Young Tutter-Do you think your
mother, Miss Clara, would let you go to
the theater with me without chaperon?
Miss Pinkerly-I don't know Mr. Tutter.
She has often said she wouldn't like me
to 60 with any young gentleman wasn't
engaged to.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
Works Both Ways.

Agitator-Look at the differences of
condition among citizens. When man
owns a steam yacht, it's sign that there
has been robbery somewhere.
Ex-Millionaire-Guess that's so. I
bought three or four of them and WAS rob-
bed every time New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

The woman WAS bringing suit for
divorce from her scroundrel of a hus-
band.
He has robbed me of my good name,
she said, weeping, to her attorney.
Ny dear madam, he replied consol-
ingly, don't take it SO hard. Is there any
body who needs good name more than
he does?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Man from Boston: If Mars have inhab-
itants we might learn from them.
Man from New York: If Mars has in
habitants we might sell to them.
Man from Chicago: If Mars has inhab-
itants we might borrow from them
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
Reduced Rates.

1926 to st. Louis via the Santa Fe route,
reduced rates to points east of st. Louis.
For particulars call at city ticket Office.
H. s. LuTx, Agent.
Gro. T. NICHOLSON, G. p. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

furniture the man
W 18th t h 9 hog
found nuthin to
do. In his disap-
p'i n t IN Q n t he
turned ON me and
jumped on the
bottle containin
my celebrated ex-
hibishun grass
hopper, and in
t he scrimnage
which ensooed he
likewise pulled
his gun and at
tempted my life.
OWN to the fact
that tho last time
M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Lady-You said this coal was economic
al. Why, IT won't burn at all.
Denler-Well, ma'aln, what could you
have more economical than thatf-Tit-
Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
Cave and Cliff DWeIIers.

View the longest cantilever bridge ir
America across the Colorado river.
Z. R. GABEL, General Supt.
W. A. B1ssELL, Gen. Pass. Agt.
Fl. s. VAN SLYoK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

right foot over the
sile-"be assured
that ye hev my
heartfelt sympa-
thtes in this yer
hour Of dark
ness. "
Heartfelt sym.
pathies be durn-
ed ''sshc SEE 40 she
bristles up to me,
"Bein ye ar the
cause Of Joe's
his place and be- q
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Arrive Los Angeles 1:3O p. m. Leave
Los Angeles at $3.50 p. m.
Arrive San Diego TAO p. m. Leave San
Diego at $40 a. m.
Arrive San Francisco 9:15 q. m. Leave
at 500 a. m.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

For Live Telegraph, Territorial and
Local News take the DAILY NEW MEX
tCAN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

Leave Chicago at $3.50 p. m. Arrive at
Chicago at 1:20 p. m.
Leave Kansas City, Mo-, at 1:2O p. m.
Arrive at Kansas City, Mo-, at $3.50 p. m.
Leave Denver at 1l:5O p. m. Arrive at
Denver at 100 a. m.
Leave La Junta at $40 a. m. Arrive at
La Junta at 800 a. IN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
TacetiOus Criticism.

''Yes, my shit front looks pretty bad,
but my wife is young, and she never had
any experience in the laundry when at
home -
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

"Wcll sah," responded the servant,
with roll of his big eyes, 6 only wusht
hab as many dollars as knows whar
dat house am, sahp'-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
Always q Chance.

"You are almost man. You ought not
to go about asking people for help when
you are able to earn a living by working
for it. Can't you find a job Of any kind'"
''Yes'm; was offered job the other
day, but didn't think the pay was big
enough. All they would give me was $4
week.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
''You could have got 81 a week."

"Well, that's great deal better than
nothing If you could earn as much as
that at the beginning and stick to your
work faithfully, you would be certain to
get q raise some day, wouldn't your"
"Y-yes'm, guess so. 1t was in dyna-
mite factory. Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

The other day while was holdin forth
on the varchews of my Magic cement and
Cherokee sassyparilly in the town of Ris-
In Sun the critter with the eddecated
hog, whom hev once before referred to
as bein consumed with jealousy Of my sue
cess, and tharfore DESTROYS of hevin me re-
moved to another sphere, happened also to
arrive. AS almost every ono Of the inhab-
itants had bought sunthin of me to arouse
their droopin speerits or mend the fam 'ly
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
He Knew 1t Well.

An old colored servant in q New Eng
land household was asked by his master
to carry o note to house in another guar
ter of the city.
"Are you sure you know where the
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
Wrapping Paper.

Wrapping Paper.
Old Papers for sale at the New MExI-
GAN Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
TAKE STEPS

in time, ifyou are a sll
ferer from that scour:
of humanity known
consumption, and yf
can be cured. There
the evidence of
hundreds of liv-
ing witnesses to !.
the fact that, in }Sa1
all it's carly s
stages, consu!np-~
ton is a durable +
d lis easc. N OF Z
every case, but a
large percentage {
cases, and we believ'
fully 90 per cent. a,
cured by DR.. Pierce
Golden Medical Di
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
THECROWDWITHHIM
JUMPlN JOE OF CHEROKEE REFUSES
AN OFFER.

Tho Owner of All Educated Hog and Jump
ing Frog Steps Of, and His Widow Yearns
For Joe, but It's No Use-Helping Her
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15
PROSPECTIVE RESOURCES,

The Chicago Municipal & Investment
company has completed = magnificent
water works system just east Of town, fur
nishing water under lao pounds pressure.
All the modern improvements in the way Of
aereation, ETC.. are provided. In addition
thereto preliminary work is now being con-
Quoted on reservoirs and canals that will
irrigate over 100000 acres of splendid land
in and around the city. These will un.
doubtedly be completed within two years,
as every effort is being made to hurry their
construction,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

DOCS your WIG IrUn your sH1rGs!
"Well, she says sho irons them, but I
think she mangles them. New York
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-10-15

she's about yer grave
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22
Cure for Crippled Children.

The National Surgical Institute, branch,
$40 Bush street. San Francisco, success
fully treats all cases Of Orthopedic Sur
gerry, Diseases OF the Spine, Hip and
Knee Joints, Paralysis, Piles, Fistula,
Nasal Catarrh, Bow Legs, Knock Knees,
all Deformities aud Chronic Diseases.
Their success in treating these cases is
shown by thousands Of references from
trustworthy people all over the country.
Persons having afflicted children or
friends should convince themselves of the
excellent results of the system Of treat
ment by this Institute. One or more OF
these surgeons will he at the Hotel Yak
ina, North Yakima, Monday, December
3rd, one day, 10 examine cases. Send for
circular. Reference may he had to Ex-
Governor E. L. Ferry, Seattle; Supreme
Judged p. Hoyt, Olympia; A. j. splawn,
North Yakima; Ben +. Snipes, capital
list. Seattle; Supreme Judge Strahan, Al
bany, Or, and hundreds OF others. Al
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22
DANIEL, THE PROPHET.

A sagacious observer once said that q
prophet was not without honor save in
his own country and among his own peo-
pie. Subsequent experience seems to
have endorsed the finding. There is no
mistake about it for our own-we beg
pardon, Klickitat's Daniel, is also among
the prophets. He has been interviewed
in Tacoma and has in delicate and
graceful way pronounced woe upon po-
litical corruption. While his expressions
we're graceful there was still denuncia-
tory vigor about his language in which
he intimated that corruption has been
holding high carnival in our midst and
our latest legislative creation is impeled
by divine impulse to trace the fateful
meme tekei uphdrsin in the halls where
the Doodle king is holding his impious
revel. True tits a ghostly implication,
especially as coming from a republican
and regarding a legislature that has
never been otherwise tnan republican,
that bribery has hitherto been having
things all its own way, and that even
joint senators have been bought and sold
like swine, but then a great moral re-
former must handle things with gloves
of. He is doing so. and has served notice
on the Shiny corruptionist that old things
have passed away, that all things are
about to become new, and that he, the
Rev. Western Parkhurst, is the prophet
of the new dispensation and has girded
his loins to scourge the vile traffickers
from the capitol.
The position to some may appear a
trifie previous. Others may say (as a
former representative Of ours did at
Olympia, when an honorable gentleman
from Walla Walla had been slanging
Yakima for three-quarters of an hour
"Such words is quite uncalled for."
There is also the danger that some I'M
baptised skeptic. who knows not Daniel,
may think with the queen in Hamlet,
The senator protests too much, me-
thinks" and out OF the natural baseness
of his heart and from previously acquired
knowledge OF humanity, may approach
the apostle OF purity with his hand in
his pocket. II so the apostles feelings
will inevitably be hurt. Hurt2 They
will be lacerated, for they are hurt so
badly at the mere idea of being hurt that
they cry out already.
Think Oh the pride that would thrill
through Yakima county from the Column
bia to the Cascades. and from Wallua to
the Wenas, when the joint senator arose
in his place to denounce the fostering cor
rnption of the age. See him wave aloft
roll of bills, a la Metcalf, as he nielod-
iously thunders forth in fluent words his
burning scorn, his awful arraignment OF
the thrice damned wretch who would
prey on the peach bloom purity of a Joint
senator. Hercules cleansed the Augean
stables; Parkhurst wiped the earth with
Tammany in New York, and now Daniel
may knock out corruption in Olympia.
Whatever may be thought OF the neces-
sity, intention. timeliness, or wisdom OF
the joint senator's remarkable deIiveranee
every true citizen will hope that when
confronted with tho foe he will prove as
good as his words. By all means let the
bell toll for the boodler.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22

The cash for the school bonds is now
in bank and warrants OF district No. 7
are worth their face and interest. When
the first bonds were issued an attorney
was employed to draw up the papers. at
an expense of 800, and the contention
and alterations were such that it was
three months before the money was re-
ceived. This time Clerk George S. Cour-
ter prepared the papers and less than
thirty days later the coin was received
and ready for disbursement This is an
indication of how well it pays to employ
competent men to attend to public duties.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22

Over one.third Of the required bonus
for the remodeling Of Switzer's hall as a
theatre has been subscribed, and the sub
scription paper will soon be presented to
every citizen. Yakina's growth has
been something marvellous and while the
improvement has been notable in almost
all classes of buildings, the city is still
lacking OF accommodations for the pre-
sentation Of first class theatrical enter
tainment. This lack is noted and COM
mented upon by all strangers, aud cti-
zens have been deprived of the enjoyment
and benefits OF the best companies and
combinations on this account. The own
ers OF the building are willing to expend
$4,000 for this purpose, but feel that in
doing this much the demand upon them
has been covered, and think that those
Who make disparaging remarks about the
present so-called opera house and regret
the impossibility OF securing for Yakima
the higher grade of entertainments should
contribute a trifie for such a laudable
purpose. Three hundred citizens, who
would give a dollar each, would be suf-
ficient to ill the present breach.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22

II is triumph OF calamity, says the
st. Paul Globe. The result over the
whole field Of the nation shows that the
democrats now, as in 1887 and 1857, are
the unfortunate legatees of long line Of
republican legislation eliminating in the
panic of 1893. coincidentally with our ac-
cession of power, and that the unthink.
ing have accepted the charge OF the re.
publieans that it was solely due to the
change of politics decreed in 1892. We
are the heirs of house undermined by
its previous occupants, that crumbled
and fell soon after We moved in.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22

The Klickitat Leader hears the death
knell OF republicanism in the echoes OF
the late election. 1t gives the following
reasons for so interpreting the sound
Everything has gone republican. But
in the rolling up of the big majorities we
hear the death knell of republicanism
Their majorities are too big to be normal
and healthy. They show the spasmodic
discomfort of people that know there is
something wrong, but cannot tell just
where they are at. The people are seek
ing relief and as soon as they find that
it cannot be obtained through the repub-
lican party they will leave it as rats leave
sinking ship. TIE public is unsettled.
Well may plutocracy read its doom in it's
own temporary victory"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22
Ordinance No. 225.

An Ordinance providing for notices of elections
in the City of North Yakima, Washington.
The City Council of the City of North Yakima
do ordain follows:
SECTION l. That prior TO any general or spec
ial election of municipal Officers or officer for
said City the City Clerk shall give notice OF such
election by publishing notice thereof in the
ohcial paper OF said City at least ten days prior
to such election and by posting a like notice at
some public place in each voting precinct in
said City at least ten days prior to the day for
such election.
SEC 2 Notice may be in the following form
as near as the circumstances will permit: Notice
Is hereby given that on tho day of
- -. ls9--. general for speciaU election
VIII be held in the City of North Yakima, state
of Washington. for the following named Offices
tname the offices to be filed the case may bet
which election will be opened tat . O'Clock In
the morning aud continue until o'clock in the
afternoon OF said day
The polling places for the several precincts or
wards will be as follows: describe location or
name the building in which the polls will be
opened for each prGclnct ward.l
SEC. :. This Ordinance shall take effect and
be in force five days after its passage, approval
and publication.
Passed the Council November 10Th 1891
Approved November Goth, lSgi
WIN. II. REDMAN, Mayor
Attest-JAS L. CoE, City Clerk.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22

Fred Miller returned from Ellensburg
early this week and reports that the trou-
BILE with the laborers who were employed
on the Middle ditch still continues.
Clough & Graves, OF Spokane, bought the
bonds some months ago but were unable
to place them in the Eastern markets and
as u result failed to make the agreed pay
ments, or in fact, any at all. A Mr.. Co.'S
tello, of Spokane, took the construction
contract and employed large number Of
men and paid them as long as his money
lasted and then continued the work until
the pressure of the men for wages be-
came so strong that he shut down opera
tions and left for his home, owing, it Is
claimed. only fifteen or eighteen hun
dred dollars b the l40 men then remain
ing. Upon Costello leaving the men PEN
ned up the directors of the irrigation dis
| trict in room over a blacksmith shop
and demanded their money. The direct
ors were finally allowed their liberty for
the purpose of trying TO borrow $1,000 10
pay on account, but falling in this they took
to the brush and have not since been seen
The men secured headquarters in large
nnoccupied hni.ding, where they have
been led by the city government. and
from which they march each morning
through the principal streets and to the
depot carrying the u. S. fias at their head
and bearing transparencies upon which
the following are enscribed; In God
we trust ; all others cash" Honest Labor
that cant get its pay;' Don't let US
starye;" Bread and potatoes for Break
fast" At the depot they wait until the
passenger trains come in and then solicit
aid from the travellers and warn ali peo.
pie against stopping at EIlensburg. The
citizens there are getting very weary of
the performance, as they claim that they
have fed and aided the men, many Of
whom were not employed on the ditch.
but joined the turbulent band in hopes
OF gaining an easy living without work.
The mayor has been appealed to and
at last accounts was in consultation with
the prosecuting attorney and sheriff with
the end in view of dispensing the mob.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1894-11-22
The attention OF The HERALl

The attention OF TIE HERALD rea ders
is called to the number OF bright. new
advertisements in this issue. Successful
merchants recognize the best medium for
their announcements and do not take the
bare-iaced words of montebanks who
make absurd claims as to circulation
that is not possessed or justified. Ask
the newsdealers which paper sells the
best, or ask the postmaster which paper
has the largest circulation through the
mails. and then place your advertise
ments accordingly.