The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1894-06-09
University Notes.

Exams.
Hit the bali
All aboard the flying jimmy,
E. NJ. Grant gave S. toward the
w. d J. game of ball.
H. A SommerviIle has been as
sured that he will receive his degree
in the Law Department, and has de-
parted for home.
The Washington and Jefferson
college base ball club has been of
fered its terms to play ball with us
on next Monday and Tuesday.
The clubs and orders which faced
Skaters camera last week, are the
officers of the cadet corps, the St.
Clair fort, the junior class, the Phi
Kappa Psi fraternity and Mrs.
Boughner's roomers.
The cadet corps spent an hour
marching through the streets of the
town Monday afternoon.
An excellent example of "Smart
Alie' was impersonated by a certain
cadet this year. He had a call home
the other day. One student can
not run the University, and each one
who tries it gets sick or has sickness
in the family before the end of the
year.
Students Berry and Stathers will
work on the annex to the Mechanic
al Engineering building this sum
mer.
Quite a number of students will
not remain for commencement.
Charley Carrigan has been indis-
posed for two weeks.
C. Ii. Waddell has had a severe
seige Of the mumps.
j. Ii. Collins took first prize in
target practice, and J. w. Hughes
will wear the second medal.
NJ. D. Helmick, principal of the
Chenille Normal school, was in town
Monday
G. w. johnson is the only man
who will take two degrees this year.
We would be glad to hear of the
faculty comforting the degree of A.
NJ. on Miss Lillian Hackney. She
deserves it.
Some points in regard to the SEN
ior class: Members, sixteen;
names and respective counties, KEN
BILE White, Marshall; G. w. John
son, Jefferson; c. E. Krebs, Wetzel;
NJ. Babb, Grant; j. w. Hughes, Gil
mer; r. E. L. Allen, Tyler; j. I.
Cooper, Wood; r. II. Ramsey, Har-
rison; G. f, Dorsey, j. L. Henderson
and j. NJ. johnson, Monongalia; j.
w. Paul, Preston; j. Nuzum, Jack
son; j. w. Wiles, Monongalia. OF
these five will be civil engineers, one
will study theology, three will go
into business, one is a lawyer, two
will study medicine, one will be an
agriculturalist and three will teach.
The corridor man who reported
for the Athenaeum this year has left
the university. The following fare
well address was found on his table:
SINNERS CREEK School HOUSE, ]
Occipito-Frantalis, in the Year of
our Lord, 1894.
DEAR Mel am all gum socked
and bare-headed | have scratched
my nails off for the people and they
wont speak to me. The girls hold
their noses when they pass by me,
and the props squirt tobacco juice
upon me. Day unto day bringeth
trouble and night unto night show
eth funny gyrations upon the cam
pus. My knees and elbows show
more and more unto commencement
day. There is no nook or corner
where my eye does not penetrate,
and were l to tell all that / know
there would be wailing and gnash-
ing of teeth. o, foolish and blind
professors, your students monkey
when you see not! o you stuck up,
whiskey guzzling cheats ON exami-
nation, | could have you all fired.
Well, so now, l am overshooting
myself, but | wont stay for they in
tend, so the boys say, to use light
ming in the buildings and ON the
campus, and l suppose that the
thunder will go along with it. / be-
lieve that l would stay another year
if it were not for the miserable croak-
ing tissue-paper wrapping, sugar
coated conversations of the profes-
sors to the Regents. Then, The law
class and the speeches on commence
ment day-O, deliver mel
Farewell, thou pencil-scribbled,
wad covered wallis My den, fare
well! Ye halls, which have resound
ed with the sweet chimes of the CO.
eds supplications, mingled with the
low cursing of a funking, head
scratching senior, / bid you adieu!
Chapel hall and life giving campus,
the samel Students and professors,
to you | leave all my possessions,
and wish you success. May light
more brilliant than Brunie's electric
candles dawn upon your path as
you search for knowledge. May
making, gooddoing fillibuster-
ings go on around this school house
forever. Farewell.
Turn Gopptrrr, NJ