Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-08-19
This AND THAT.
More men than dogs need muzzlIng

More men than dogs neeu nuZzins
! Chicago Herald.
Our sun. with his train OF attendant
planets. is travelling through space a.
the unthinkable speed OF Is miles pei
second.
The Direct United States Cable Com
pany's annual report shows falling on
of e5, 933 in revenue, attributed to com
mercial depression.-Public Opinion
IT thawnk TIL Lawd," observed the
dude. as be tenderly rolled up his white
pantaloons, that we have one style tn
ladies II not likely steal from us""-
Plain Dealer.
Johnuy-"Pa,w who are these Common
weaIers the papers talk aoout?" Pa
They are fellows who ride the old
fashioned wheel; the ordinary, yot
know; men who refuse to hump them
selves. "-NetC York Tribune.
An honest Georgia frrmer recently
saw an advertisement in the paper say
ing that for $40 the advertiser would
tell how TO keep butter from getting
strong. The farmer sent the money
and at once received the reply, Eat 1t.
-TdlbottOn (GG. Nerc Era.
~ infer" said the young woman
THAT the habit Of writing for puellca
ton teaches one the Necessity OF weigh
ing his words" ut does" replied the
poe,. There is the return postage tc
be- kept down to as low limit as posi-
BILE. you know."-IndidndpottS Journal
DR.. Phllpot showed us last week ar
ear OF corn that certainly was currios
ltv. The ear branched perfect hand
five fingers and all, one OF the finger:
even having the nail on IL. The SINH
larity OF the corn TO d human hand wa:
certainly remarkable. -TdlbottOm (Gd.
NelU Era.
Mrs. Husslff-"And now, having had
= good lunch, l want you 10 saw tna'
wood. 1t won't take more than an
hour" Rural Ragges with dignity
You'll excuse me, madam, but in max
in mornln' call / stick ter social ETH
ouette. Twenty minutes is my limit,
an that space has elapsed. "-Nel0 IOrd
World.
The week Just ended has recorded
a steady advance in the improvement In
ALI kinds OF business. Much depends
in the South on the condition OF its
crops, and, unless all signs fail, the
wear 1894 is to be above the average
both as TO the amount and Qnality oil
its agricultural Observation-Disclosures
TTGdeSnldn.
First Girl-"I like a man with a
past. A man with past is always SC
interesting" Second Girl-"That
true: but | don't think he's nearly so
interesting as the man with future. "
Third Girl-"The man who interests
me is the man with present, and the
more expensive the present Is the more
interest take in it."-BOStOn Budget.
Charlie" said Katherine, to her
newly bethrothed in an excess OF trust
and generosity. "do go aud talk to that
Miss Heighleiffe. "She's awfully fas'
cinating and brilliant" "As If | cared
fer fascination and brilliancy now"
answered Charlie, adoringly. And he
was unable to see why Katherine grew
so suddenly icy.-NelU York World
A special mouthpiece for public tele'
phones has been introduced in Germany
with the object OF avoiding the spread
Of disease carried by the condensed
moisture Of the breath. A pad or q
large number Of disks Of paper, with a
hole in the middle, is inserted in the
mouthpiece, and the upper disk OF
paper Is torn off after every conyersa-
tlon.-Elecrtcity.
Photographer Downey once secured
Queen Victoria as a sitter. What did
you say?" and "What did she say?'
asked friends. "Well," said Mr.. Dow
ney, ~ took Her Majesty just as wad
amy ither pairson; and, when I'd set
tied her, i said: 'Wad it please Her
Majesty tae put on more favorable
countenance% and she said: 'Sairtanly,
Mr.. Dooney. ArgOndut.
An exchange says that the editor OF a
weekly newspaper in the Wild west is
"at work upon the perpetual motion
problem" That is not news. II there
is any man in this world who knows
anything about perpetual motion, that
man is editor OF a weekly newspaper.
Ii is second naturI to him, and he dis
covered it when the first hand press
napped its frisket. Atlanta COnStttu-
ton
A darkey attempted to steal hen, a
dog raised an objection and Uncle Ned
retired. The next night, during a
thunder storm, he attempted it again,
and Just as he was on the point OF get
ting away with the fowl the lightning
struck close by and nearly frightened
him TO death. Dropping the hen he
started away, muttering, "'Pears TO me
dar's heap of fuss made about one ole
hen."-CIdrkesUul (Gd.) Advertiser.