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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-09-13

Old Gentleman lin horse car)-Madam,
you are on my foot.
Madam (severely)-If you were gentle
man enough to give a lady seat, there
would be no trouble.
Old Gentleman-But where is the LADY,
Life
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-09-13

First Fair Neapolitan Clearing her laun
dry basket on her head -Say, Jeannetta.
Second Fair Neapolitan-Welli
First Fair Neapolitan-Is my basket on
straighti-Chicago Record
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Mother (reproyingly to little girl just
ready to go for walk)-Dolly, that hole
was not in your glove this morning.
Dolly (promptly)-Where was it then,
motherg-Tit-Bits.
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WATER NOTICE.

Owing to the drought and scarcity of
water, the residents above Judd street
are requested TO collect what water they
may require for household purposes be-
fore o'clock a. m.
ANDREW BROWN,
Supt. Honolulu Water Works.
Honolulu, II. l., July 20, 1894.
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-09-13

THE repeated allegation of the
foreign nti-Republican politicians
that the native Hawaiiaus want to
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-09-13

Grocer-What are you grumbling about
Dye want the earthi
Customer-No. not in the sugar.-Truth
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rho snnke,s Poison Fang.

A common belief regarding snakes is
that they can spit or project their venom
a considerable distance and thus poison
any person whose eyes may be too intently
riveted upon the animal. The poison fang
mark the singular term, for thereby
hangs this tale--is followed by channel
in the hinder part of it. The edges of this
channel are curved and meet so closely as
to form sort of tube, the fang bends back
ward, and until erected by the muscles
which move it lies back against the pal
ate. When the snake is enraged, the fang
is erected.
At the base of the fang is the gland
which secretes the poison. This gland is
in close contact with the maxillary bone,
to which the fang is united by anchylosed
tissue. The bone itself is movable and
may be rotated on its transverse axis by
muscles. Thus, in the act of striking, the
snake erects its fang, and the act of strik-
ing, bringing pressure to bear upon the
gland, causes the fluid poison to be forced
into the tube, and thus elected into the
wound. Doubtless the attempt to escape
from its enemy causes the victim to force
the fang from its erectile position in for
ward direction and thus increase the pres
sure on the gland and add to the quantity
of poison injected New York Times.
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NOTICE TO VOTERS.

The Board of Registration for the
Island of Oahu will be IN session at the
old Legislative Hail. Judiciary Building,
from 8 to II o'clock "a. IN. and from to
q o'clock p. m. every day, from Monday,
August eth, until further notice.
c. T. RODGERS,
HENRY {. MEYERS.
l.. ID, kELIlPIO.
Board of Registration, Island of Oahu.
435-tf
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FOURTH DISTRICT.

IoO IN IL blo AlSl l..
All that portion of the Island of Oahu lying
east and south of Nuuanu street, and a
! line drawn in extension thereof from the
Nuuanu Pail to Mokapu Point
Ist Precinct.
All that portion of said district COM
prised in Honolulu or Kona and lying
east of Punahou street, and a line drawn
in extension thereof, mauka and makai
Polling place: Government Nursery,
junction of King and Waikiki streets.
Inspectors: w. l.. Howard,
A. c. Pestano,
John Kea.
I'd Precinct
All that portion of said district COM
prised in Honolulu or Kona, and lying
between the westerly boundary of the
First Precinct and line drawn as fol-
lows, viz: From the foot of South street
along South, King and Alapai streets,
and from the head of Alapai street to the
fagpole on the old battery OH Punch
bowl; thence to and along the ridge on
the easterly side of Pauoa Valley to the
summit of the mountain. Polling place:
Beretania Street School house.
Inspectors, J. A. Magoon,
w. c. Wilder Jr.
NJ l. Sylvia.
ord Precinct.
All that portion of said district COM
prised in Honolulu or Kona and lying
between the westerly boundary of the
Second Precinct and Nuuanu street, and
mauka of School street and line drawn
from the junction of School and Punch
bowl streets to the fiagpole OH the old
battery on Punchbowl. Polling place:
Building at entrance to lower reservoir
grounds, Nuuanu avenue.
Inspectors: w. II. Hogs,
]. d. Holt,
T. P. SEVERN,
4th Precinct.
All that portion of said District COM
prised in Honolulu or Kona and bounded
by the I'D and sd Precincts, Beretania and
Nuuanu streets. Polling place: Royal
School.
inspectors: DIR. N. b. Emerson,
James Mott, Jr.,
A. V. Peters.
5th Precinct:
All that portion of said District COM
prised in Honolulu or Kona and bounded
by the I'D Precinct, Beretania street,
Richards street and the Harbor. Polling
place; Kapuaiwa Building.
Inspectors: Alex. Lyle,
!. U. Kawainui,
c. S. Bradford.
9th Precinct.
All that portion of said District com.
prlsed in Honolulu or Kona and bounded
by Richards street, Beretania street, Nu-
uana street and the harbor. Polling
place Bell tower.
Inspectors: Henry Smith,
NJ Mccain,
]. S. Ramos.
9TH Precinct.
All that portion of said District com
prised in the judicial and taxation Dis.
trict of Koolaupoko, and lying east and
south of line drawn from the Nuuanu
Pail to Mokapu point. Polling place
Inspectors: ......,.......
| '.',......----
'..,'.....---
FIFTH DISTRICT.
All that portion Of the Island of Oahu lying
west and north of Nuuanu street and line
drawn IN extention thereof from the Nuu-
anu Pail to Mokapu Point,
list Precinct
All that portion of the judicial and tax
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alton District of Koolaupoko lying west
and north of line drawn from the Nuu-
anu Pail to Mokapu Point. Polling
place. Kaneohe Court House.
Inspectors Vim Henry,
+. p. Aikue,
Frank Pahia.
I'd Precinct.
The judicial and taxation District of
Koolauloa. Polling place: Koolauloa
Court House.
Inspectors: c. II. Judd,
w. X. Rathburne,
J. II. Barenaba.
sd Precinct.
The judicial and taxation District of
Waialua. Polling place: Waialua Court
House.
Inspectors: Edward Hore;
Frank Halstead,
Alfred Kali.
4th Precinct.
The judicial and taxation District of
Waianae. Polling place: Waianae Court
House.
Inspectors: Sam'l Andrews,
J. Kekahuna,
Joseph de Frias.
5th Precinct.
All that portion Of the judicial and tax
alton District of Eva comprised in the
lands of Hoaeae and honolulu. Poll
ing place; Railroad Station, Eva Planta-
ton.
Inspectors: II. J. Gallagher,
ID. b. Murdoch,
c. p Kanakanui.
9th Precinct
All the remaining portion Of the judic-
ial and taxation District of Eva. Polling
place: Eva Court House.
Inspectors Jas. l.. Torbert,
Frank Archer,
J. NJ. Ezera.
9TH Precinct
All that portion of Honolulu or Kona,
lying makai of the King street road from
the Eva line to the King street bridge,
and all nauka of said road from the Eva
line to the main road up Kalihi valley.
Polling place: Hawaiian Tramways Com
pany's Building, corner kamehameha
School Grounds.
Inspectors: Levi Lyman,
J. V. Simonson,
George Markham.
Sth Precinct.
All that portion of Honolulu or Kona,
living mauka of the King street road from
the main road up Kalihi valley to Liliha
street. and a line drawn from the head
thereof in extension of the line of Judd
street, to and along the ridge forming the
westerly border of Nuuanu valley. Poll
ing place: Reform School Premises.
Inspectors; w. l.. Wilcox,
J. L. Carter,
w Waiamau.
9th Precinct.
All that portion Of Honolulu or kona,
lying between the eighth precinct and
Nuuanu street, and mauka of line
drawn along School street, the Nuuanu
stream and Beretania street Polling
place Kauluwela School House.
Inspectors: J. S. Martin,
{. NJ. Thomas,
Peter Souza.
10th Precinct.
All that portion of Honolulu or Kona
bounded by King, Liliha and School
streets, the Nuuanu stream, Beretanis
and Nuuanu streets and the Harbor.
Polling place, China Engine House.
Inspectors: J. Effinger.
Aki X, Akau,
II. Zerbe.
SIXTH INSTRUCT
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FIRST DISTRICT.

Election are as follows:
FIRST DISTRICT.
Hiio, Puma and Hamakua Hawaii.
Ist Precinct.
All the district of Puma, excepting Ke
aau and Olaa. Voting place: Pohoiki
Court House.
Inspectors: r. A. Lyman, ST.,
II. Rycroft,
David Nape.
I'D Precinct.
The lands of Keaau and Olaa, i'll Puma,
and that portion of Hilo extending from
the boundary of Puma to the bed of the
Honolii Gulch. Voting place: Court
House i'll Hilo.
Inspectors: A. C. Curtis,
G. w. A. Hapai,
+. d. Baldwin.
81 Precinct.
Extending from the bed of Honolii
Gulch TO the bed Of the Kawainui Gulch.
Voting place: Papaikou School House.
Inspectors: Geo. Weight
John NOR,
f. Thrum
4th Precinct.
Extending from fhe bed of the Hawai-
nui Gulch to the bed of the Waikaumalo
Gulch. Voting place: Honomu School
House.
Inspectors: J. K. Dillon,
w. d. Schmidt
J. B. dOlivera.
5th Precinct.
Extending from the bed of the Waika.
umalo Gulch to the bed of the kaula
Gulch. Voting place: Court House,
Laupahoehoe.
Inspectors: VIM. G. Walker,
l.. Z. Swain,
George McCubbin.
9th Precinct.
Extending from the bed of the Kaula
Gulch to the bed of the Kalopa Gulch
(Kuliu Gulch). Voting place. Kaohe
DClOOI IlOuSC.
Inspectors: James Renton,
A. Lidgate,
Robert Horner.
9TH Precinct.
Extending from the bed of the Kalopa
Gulch to the bed of the Malanahae
Gulch. Voting place: Honokaa Court
House.
Inspectors: F. S.Clinton,
Edwin Thomas,
f. w. Estep.
Sth Precinct.
Extending from the bed of the Mala.
nahae Gulch to the boundary of Kohala.
Voting place: School House, Kukui-
haele.
Inspectors: Vim. Horner,
George Koch,
w. A. Yates.
SECOND DISTRICT.
Kohala, Kona and Kau, Island of Hawaii.
! lSl IleClllCl.
Consisting of North Kohala Polling
place Kohala Court House.
Inspectors: w. p. McDougall,
j. Barnet,
Kahookano.
I'd Precinct
Consisting of South Kohala. Polling
place: Waimea Court House.
Inspectors: W. S. Vredenberg,
Jas. Bright,
S. NJ. kekoa.
grid Precinct
South Kohala to the north boundary
of Hoolualoa. Voting place: Court
House, Kailua.
Inspectors: George Clark,
S. Haanio,
Thomas Aiu.
4th Precinct
North boundary of Hoolualoa to and
including Keel, South Kona. Voting
place: School House, Konawaena.
Inspectors: Thos. H. Wright,
II. Hail,
r. Wassman.
5th Precinct.
From south boundary of Keel to north
boundary of Kau. Voting place: Court
House, Hookena
Inspectors: T. X. X. Amalu,
Kailihiwa,
Rev. G. w. Waiau.
9th Precinct:
From the boundary of South Kona to
the northern boundary of the land of Nj
mole. Polling place: Waiohinu Court
House.
Inspectors; ] II. Waipuilani.
w. J. Yates,
o. X. Apiki.
9TH Precinct.
The remainder Of the District of Kau
Polling place: Pahala School House.
Inspectors: w. P, Fennell,
Ikaaka,
| '.....,.......
THIRD DISTRICT.
Islands of Maui, Molokai and Lanai.
Ist Precinct.
That portion Of Molokai consisting o.
Kalawao and Kalaupapa. Polling place
Kalaupapa Store House.
Inspectors; VIM. Motley,
| Thos. X. Nathaniel,
Jno II. Babcock.
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Board of Examiners.

The Board of Examiners for specla
rights OF suffrage to be granted by the
Minister of Interior III conformity with
Article II of the Constitution, will be in
session at the old Legislative Hall, Judi.
ciary Building, from Monday, August
eth, until further notice. Hours: tC
II a. m. and 4 to 6 p. IN.
EDWARD TOWSE,
CARL BUSCHJAST,
DANL LYONS.
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IRRIGATION NOTICE.

IRRIGATION NOTICE.
Holders of water privileges, or those
paying water rates, are hereby notified
that the hours for irrigation purposes
are from to o'clock a. m. and to 6
o'clock p IN.
A. BROWN,
Supt, Honolulu Water Works.
Approved: j, A. KING.
Minister of the Interior.
Office Honolulu Water Works.
Honolulu, May 20, 1894.
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THIRD DISTRICT.
Islands of Maui. Molokai and I....

VI hHadAt ana Lanai.
Ist Precinct.
That portion of Molokai consisting of
Kalawao and Kalaupapa. Polling place:
Kalaupapa Store House.
Inspectors; VIM Motley,
Thos X. Nathaniel,
Jno fl. Babcock.
I'd Precinct.
The remainder of the Island of Molo-
kai. Polling place: Pukoo Court House.
Inspectors; II. R, Hitchcock,
w. A. Kukamana,
Henry Peelua.
sd Precinct.
The District of Lahaina and the Island
of Lanai. Polling place: Lahaina Court
House
Inspectors: Henry Dickinson,
d. Kahaulelio,
J.. M. Baldwin.
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Inspectors: J. S. Martin,
{. NJ. Thomas,
Peter Souza.
10th Precinct
All that portion of Honolulu or Kona,
bounded by King, Liliha and School
streets, the Nuuanu stream, Beretania
and Nuuanu streets and the Harbor.
Polling place, China Engine House.
Inspectors: J.. Effinger.
Aki X, Akau,
II. Zerbe
SIXTH DISTRICT.
Islands of Kauai and Niihau.
Ist Precinct.
The Island of Niihau. Polling place:
School House.
Inspectors ............
end Precinct.
extending from the Second Precinct to
the Puanaaua Point. Polling place: Ke-
kaha School House.
Inspectors, Augustus Knudsen,
A. Lindsay,
David Kua.
grid Precinct.
That portion of the District of Waimea
extending from Hanapepe to the bound
airy line between Waimea and Kekaha
Plantations and extending along line in
continuation of said boundary to the sea.
Polling place: Waimea Court House.
Inspectors: T. H. Gibson,
c. B. Hofgaard,
]. H. Kapuniai.
4th Precinct.
From an including Kalaheo, to and in
Guiding Hanapepe. Polling place: Hama,
pepe School House.
Inspectors: H. c. Perry,
c. D. Pringle,
J. b. Kahaleole.
sth Precinct.
The district of Koloa from its junction
with Lihue, to and including the land of
Laval. Polling place: Koloa Court
House.
Inspectors, ]. X. Burkett,
w. II. Neal,
]. X, Farley.
Sixth Precinct.
The district of Lihue. Polling place:
Lihue Court House.
Inspectors, R. w. r. Purvis,
c. Fl. Bishop,
S. r. Hapuku.
9TH Precinct.
Extending from the land of Papa to
and including the land of Wailua. Poll
ing place Court House, Xapaa.
Inspectors: S. N. Hundley,
S Kau,
VIM. cassie.
Sth Precinct.
Extending from Kalihiwai River to and
including the land of Papa. Polling
place: Government School House, XII
laula.
Inspectors: f. J, G. Bryant,
w. p. Huddy,
w. +. Ii. Deverill.
9th Precinct.
Extending from Kalihiwai River to the
north boundary ofthe District of Waimea.
Polling place: Waioli Court House
Inspectors; ]. Kakina,
c. III. Willis,
Henry Peters.
], A. KING,
Minister of the Interior.
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FIFTH DISTRICT.

All that portion Of the Island of Oahu lying
west and north Of Nuuanu street and line
drawn IN extention thereof from the Nuu-
anu Pail to Mokapu Point,
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The HAWAIIAN STAR,

ARTHUR TOMBSTONE, EDITOR
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All that portion of the judicial and tax
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09

AZ Il A@AAN ~ WIN ASOSA"
Boy" exclaimed the old man after an
other long look. "don't you try to make
dat yo' know too much Mebbe yo'
kin write yo' NAME, an mebbe yo' dun
know whar dc cashier winder am, but
don't yo' git to soarin too high Befo' yo'
kin git de money yo' has got to be 'denti-
fed.
"Yo' knows who I am"
"Does I? Let's see bout dat. Let's see
If I knows a young man what driv's up
yere to my bank slambang an Jumps down
an puts his hat on his year an splits around
an SEE he knows all bout biznessl"
He slowly and carefully took out a pair
of spectacles and adjusted them and took
a long survey before saying:
Boy, what plantashun yo' cum FROM"
NO plantashun."
"Whar yo' lib?"
fright yere in town, Of co'se-"
''Workin fur Mars Baker in de lie mill3"
NO. Yo' knows who ! am, an yo'
knows dat 8 my dray.'
Oats yO'r dray, eh1 Lib right in town,
do you? l dunno bout dat. Heaps o
tramp niggers cum along yere cherry day
an claim to own drays an lib IN town.
Wonder if de chief of police has got down
ytt3"
say Chcle Moses ! "luh neap 10
hurtl" protested the young man,
"Oh. yo' didn't!'
mo. sab, an 1'zo sorry If I hurt yo'r
feelin's. Didn't mean to do it, an ] axes
yer pardin."
''Lemme Sect unused the old man as he
looked at him again Cum to reckollect,
yo'r name am johnson"
Yes. sab"
"Idh next d0ah tn meS"
Yes, sab"
"Driv q dray an q Sallcr hoss'"
"Yes. sab"
VERY we'll, sab, very we'll. When
my bank opens. III help yo' write yo'r
name on dat check an den take yo' to de
cashier an IDENTIFY 70 but don't 20 IN
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09
When Folks Are Honest.

A gentleman who had been allured by
the announcement Of d quiet country no
tel in the north came down the morning
after his arrival complaining that his boots
had been outside his door all night and
until s O'Clock that morning and nobody
had touched them.
The landlord, who, In his shirt sleeves,
was tipped back in a chair. b~eamingly re-
marked:
Law. bless ye. sir. We might left yer
purse out there all night; nobody would
have touched it Honest folk down here.
] tell ye. "--Loudon Answers.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09

even II 1 nau 20 run IN UeOT Iur It. I'm
not goin to bind you about a second wife,
but l do hope you'll be kind to the cat and
not forget to feed the hogs. Farewell,
Samuel Gallup. farewelll'
She rushed into the house. carrying the
damp napkin n pulling her chair after
her, and as Mr.. Gallup refilled his pipe for
another smoke he heard certain sounds
which indicated that her bread had como
up and she was kneading it in the most
vigorous fashion.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09
A Case Cited.

Does cigarette smoking affect the
brain, DOCTOR" asked Gaswell of his ply
stefan.
lit does, sir, " replied the medical man.
II have a woman patient now whO'--
"A woman cigarette victim1" interrupt
ed the questioner,
Yes; / have a patient now who is suf-
fering from brain fever brought on by
worrying over her husbands excessive in
diligence in cigarettes. "-Pittsburg Tcle-
graph.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09
A CLOSE SHAVE.
It Wa Only by the Greatest Leniency That
He Got Oh.

It Was Only by the Greatest Leniency That
He Got Or.
L got to the bank In the morning as the
colored porter was sweeping out, n at
the same moment a colored drayman drove
up and jumped down to inquire:
Say. Moses, how long befo' de bank
opens2"
The porter, who was an oldish man.
leaned on his broom and surveyed the new
conner critically for a moment and then
asked:
"Hev yo' got any bizness wild dis banki"
of co'sc I hev."
Am lat bizness to git a check cashed"
Yes, sab"
kin yo' write yo'r name on de back OF
dat check?'
of co'se. Don't 20 fink I don't know
how to git a check cashed. cause l do"
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09
Worth the

Business Man docking for office room)
The rooms in this building are small,
miserably ventilated and inconvenient ev-
cry way, and yet the rent is enormous
Agent-You live III the suburbs, don't
you?
Yes
We'll. cir, this building is right next
door to an intelligence office New York
Weekly
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09
Prom NJ. Qu01
r S.GALLUPKNEW II
SHE FEELS IN HER BONES THAT THE
SEVENTH SIGN is NIGH AT HAND.
And All the While Mr.. Gallup Is Calm and
Reads and Smokes and Grunts Until the
Storm Blows Over and All Is Serene.

copyright, 1894, by Charles B. Lewis.l
Mr.. Gallup was seated in his rocking
chair on the front veranda the other after
nOon, smoking his pipe and reading up on
the case of White versus White in q law
book, when Mrs. Gallup came out and ex-
claimed:
Il knew it was comin-felt it in my
bones for over a month! Samuel Gallup,
how on airth o can sit there with your
nose in an old lawbook when things are
bein busted all to pieces around US is
more'n 1 kin tell! It's no wonder that
none of the Gallups ever had a second shirt
TO their backs!"
Mr.. Gallup looked up and uncrossed and
recrossed his feet, but wasn't startled in
to saying anything in reply.
Il just ran into the Jonese5 by the back
gate to see if she had had good luck with
her emptin's, and 1 found her as pale as a
ghost and as weak as a cat. l thought
she'd faint away before l could git the
camphor. Mrs. Jones was a Foster before
she was married, you know, and the Eos.
ter women was always great hands to
faint. l asked her what was the matter,
but she was so overcome she COuldn't
speak fur five minutes
Mr.. Gallup used the thumb Of his right
a to press the tobacco down in his pipe
and quite ignored Mrs. Gallup's existence.
She had been readin her Bible. She
had come across the place where 1t say
that seven walls of wrath shall be poured
out and then seven signs appear in the
heavens before the last great day. She be
gan to figger, and she found that the seven
Walls had been emptied and six of the
seven signs had appeared, Samuel Gallup,
do you know that the seventh sign ma
appear this very night? Do you know hat
I'm so worked up over it that l hain't the
strength to mix my bread or put them
dried apples to stew?'
Il shouldn't worry" said Mr.. Gallup
as he turned over to page APO.
No, you shouldn't worry! That's just
like the Gallups! They never worried
about nothin, and that's why their land
was sold for taxes! Seven Walls poured
out and six signs already sot in the heaV-
ems, and yet you don't worry Samuel,
I've tried to be a good wife to you, and
this is my reward!'
He thought she had zone in to throw
herself on the lounge n weep, but she
hadn't. She came out with a chair, and
as she sat down in it she carefully unfold
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09

pranCe around no mo- 70 has 1lst had
one OF de clua'.,t shaves from bein an
initiated by yo'r liberaiity of pomposity
dat any young man cher embraced, an yo'd
better keep powerful quiet fur de next fc
weeks" NJ QUAD
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09
Always Unfinished.

Il wonder if Twikins ever proposed to a
girl?"
Not completely
What do you mean?"
why. you see. Twikins stammers SC
that the girl always says No before he
concludes his remarks. - Washington
Star.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09
An Actor.

Mrs. Leo Hunter-I knew by your bear
ing you were an actor, but what is your
%favOrite role?
Barnum Bailcy-I nave no roll at all,
ma'am. I do a triple somersault over two
elephants and three camels.-New York
World.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09

Bobbie Bingo (at his mothers dinner
partyrThis is the first dinner mamma
would let me sit at the table with the
company.
One of the Guests-Then you are not
very we'll acquainted here, are you, Bobbie?
Bobbie-No, sir. 1 don't even know
who all this silver belongs to.-Brooklyn
Life.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1894-06-09

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