The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-03-14
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
Ants have a regular sys

Newton County, Texas.
Chinese soldiers get 81 month.
and have to board themselves. CD ).
Some men never learn the differ
ence between education and conceit.
1t is believed the fly can make 4;
900 strokes second with its wings.
The tallow tree, which produces @
kind of fat, is one of the most useful s
trees in China.
The women's vote in Colorado
this year makes politics in Colorado Ss
very problematical.
The number of marriages per- g
formed throughout the world each day S
is estimated at 5000.
"A horse has sold for 100000, a Y
COW for 100000, a ram for $4,000,
barnyard fowl for 500 and a dog for
81, 900.
Wet boots may be readily dried
by filing them to the top with OATS.
The oats quickly absorb the moisturoy
and can be repeatedly used. s :s
= It takes lifetime of experience
to teach us that we are our best e
friend that We are our own worst !;
enemy We never learn. IA n
"A pair Of gloves passes through
nearly 200 hands from the moment
that the skin leaves the dresser's till
the time when the gloves are pur-s
chased.
Reporter-"Do you make much
money from lecturing ?" Great man
-sNo; but my wife does when She
lectures. I empty my pocketss irl-
stantly." gI
Doctor elias your daughter
been delicate always?" Mother
yes if she does anything about the !
house it exhausts her SO that she sis
not able to dance longer than midnight
some times. 50 fsls
The old proverb says thatshilS
dren should be seen and not heard e;
but some Of them are too homely to-
be seen any more than is absolutely
necessary. ts
-"If, as the Bible says, all flesh
is grass" said the star boarder at the
breakfast table yesterday, "this STEAK; I;
must be the kind Of stuff those tough
Mexican hammocks are made Of.
''Do you suppose she rejected
you because you were not rich
enough? ?" "Well, she gave me to un-ssee
derstand I was man Of no interest
and not much principle"
: The average length of life iss5;
greater in Norway than in any other
country on the globe. This is attri-.s'
buted to the fact that the temperature.
is cool and uniform throughout tbl
year.
= Pekin, China, is surrounded "
a wall so feet high and 40 feet thi.
The walled portion Of the city is I6
miles in circumference, and the wall
itself is between 500 and 1000 years
old.
= Mr.. Isaacs-I sells you dot coat
at great sacrifice. Customer-ButN
you say that Of all your goods. How.
do you make living ? "Mein frients
I makes schmall profit on paper and z
stirring"
"A wifd,tobacco plant is reported
to be growing in great profusion IN
the vicinity Of San Antonio, Texas. y
It is claimed for the leaf that it has q:
delicate perfume and strength that
promises to rival the Havana article.
= It is we'll enough for the rich to I
be extravagant; they can afford il,
and others reap a benefit. But a poor
man stands very little chance Of suczg
cess if he, undertakes to follow his
wealthy neighbor in his extrayagans
ways.
Mary G. Davis, Of Emporia,
Kan, has got divorce from her hus-
band, John Davis. The couple have
now been married and divorced five
times. She says that she will never
try him again. She has tried him
once too often. s
= He was justice Of the peace,
but that did not prevent him from
falling in love with pretty widow,
and asking her to marry him. aBut
this is SO sudden" she said, ssyour.
must give me time" He was afraid
of rejection, and it upset him so
that he answered hurriedly in judi
cial voice "Ninety days and costs.
Next case"
- In the northern part Of Lime
stone county, Ala, is a tract of land
consisting Of more than one thousand
acres, that no one claims, and no taxes
have ever been paid on it. It is q
wilderness, inhabited by snakes, deer
and razor-backed hogs. 1t is free
hunting ground and thousands Of these
hogs are killed every year, more for
the sport than anything else.
"A prominent city pastor tells an
amusing story Of visit to one Of his
poor Pensioners who always tried,to
say the proper thing, but who often,
so to speak, put her foot in it. Her
husband had been very ill all winter,
and her pastor had visited her several
times. Asspring approached, the sick
man grew better, and on one occasion,
while the reverend gentleman was at
4bo bouco ha took nooa sion ,to cnn.