The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1894-08-01
PITH AND POINT.

1nnt IN my chesk = u rOs'.
But don't cure 10 match II with
That blossom on your moss"
Detroit Frce Press.
A Burlington girl is learning to play
tho cornet, and her admirers Apeak
of her as "the fairest flower that
blows. "-Siftings
Young Jefferson--" look sweet
enough TO kiss in that dress" Elaine
az have several more ju I like it,"
brooklyn Life.
Miss Seaside-"T notice you never
take any more kodak pictures. What
is the reason?" Mr.. Topton-"No one
objects TO ii now"
He-"Her heart is as harl as glass
I cant make any impression on it. ;"
5he-"Have you tried diamond"
Kate Fields Washington.
Hiland-"What is your ideal OF
summer girl, Van Braam?" Van
Braam-"A frigid Boston maiden. -
Pittsbnrg Chronicle Telegraph.
Mrs. Van veneeriug -"Do you know
the Richleys well?" Mrs Jere Man.
dering-"Like a book. We employ
the same dressmaker. Tit Bits.
Perkins" Dexter, your stories
remind me OF my bank account"
Dexter - "How's that?' always
overdrawn. ."--Askansas Traveller.
If you want to place small boy in
one spot where you will be sure to
find him five minutes later, put him in
the pantry. .-Philadelphia Record.
"when go a-swimmin' father
Llcks me, ~ he orter do;
But, bet, he wishes rather
Tnnt no could've been there, too"
Washington Star.
Mother do you stay at
home all the time? Have you no
friends TO visit?" Laura--"Yes, one,
but cannot endure her. ."--FliegenIe
Blaettei.
"Briefkins has graduated from tho
law school, hasn't he?" eyes"
"Practicing?" "Not yet. He's look.
ing for somebody to practice on
Washington Star.
Miss Bellefield trelating an incident)
-"Then I dropped my voice, and"
Mr.. Halket (interrupting) ''That
wouldn't hurt it. Yours is such soft
voice, you know"
He--"That fellow over there cheated
me out OF cool millionl" She
GLOW could he?" He-'Wouldn't
let me marry his daughter. Kate
Fields Washington.
He-"But couldn't you learn to love
me, Ida?" She-'I don't think ]
could, George" He (reaching for his
t)-"Tt is as feared! You are too
old to Learnt l"-Harlem Life.
$50 you feel you cannot marry
him." Eyes, I am fully decided"
"Why, don't you like himl" "Oh, !
like him we'll enough, but / can't get
HIM to propose. brooklyn Life.
Nov dogs hayo every one day
They call their own by right;
But In tho feline calendar
The time Is always night.
-Cnicago lnter-Ocean.
Miss Oldun listening to the insects
huml 81 should so love to be a 10.
Gust" He (nadvertently)- "You U
couldn't very we'll be one Of the seven
teen-year variety" - Detroit Free
Press.
Hills-"How is Brown making out
as an amateur photographer Hulls
About 800 out, but he is going to
keep on until he makes one picture
that will be recognizable. New York
World.
She--''If every atom of the human
body is renewed every seven years, I
cannot be the same woman that you
married" He-"I've been suspect
ing that for some time New York
Weekly.
"How can you call Timmins's poetry
popular? Nobody reads it." II
/ didn't mean that it was the kind that
everybody reads; l mean that it is
the kind everybody writes INDIAN
A, apolis Journal.
Miss Modderne-"rhere goes the
man I'm going to marry" Jeanstts--
"Why, I know him well he never said
anything to me about it," Miss Mod
derne-"Oh, he doesn't know it yet
himself. Tit Bits.
She--"You have met the beautiful
Miss X, have you not? What do you
think OF her?' He-"5he Is one OF
that sort of woman that any man could
die for, but none could live with. -
indianapolis Journal.
Mabel--"Do you notice how atten-
tive Tom Terrap is to that elderly
Miss Gotrox? wonder il he rsally
means business" Maude-" There is
certainly little about her to lead one
to suppose that he means anythin Z
else." Brooklyn Lite.