Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-12-02
They're 10 the atmosphere.
Add also in the air.
They're falling DER the bridegroom
That dwells in beauty's bower,
And also DER the bride herself
And the statesman IN his power.

The following letter Is just received,
after some delay, owing 10 the fact
thar am travelling 70 and fro 4 good
deal lately.
COLORADO SPRINGs. Sept. Is.
''WulIam Nye. Esq, ASheUille, n c.:
DEAR SIR:-The following item re-
Gently appeared in the public prints:
The Duke OF San Carlos, gentleman
OF the bedcham Der Of the King Of Spain,
has committed suicide This sad affair
has again brought up the question OF
the proper treatment OF gentlemen OF
the bedchamber What is your idea
about it? Our resident English nooili-
" are not agreed upon this question,
and the rest OF as don't pretend TO IN
derstand IL. For instance, II 4 gen.
tleman OF the bedchamber mad
yertently drops into a snore, Is IL
the proper thing 20 heaVe boot jack
or q cusDdor at his "bloody ed, or
would it be more In keeping with the
usages Of the best society to keep a
Rugby foot bali under the bolster 10 hit
him with? These gentlemen OF the
bedchamber ought not 20 be driven 70
suicide by needless cruelty. How do
YOU treat your gentlemen Of the bed
chamber? Could a man under the bed
be properly called a gentleman OF the
bedchamber? IN one was 70 keep a
gentleman OF the bedcham Der, would II
be safe 10 dispense with the bulldog In
the back yard? There are people here
who would like 70 keep a gentleman OF
this kind II they knew just how 10 do
10, and do IL right. Yours,
"JARF Johnson. p"
During the last two Democratic years,
Mr.. Johnson, 1 have had no gentleman
of the bedchamber, preferring to put
the money into flour, but once while In
England l had one whose duty 1t was TO
tuck me In az night, prompt me little
in my "Now I lay me-" bring in my
teeth ia the morning after playing the
hose on them awhile and then warming
them in the oven.
l miss him very much, but must
economic.
Regarding your other inquiries, l
would say yes, certainly, In most cases,
but we must be patient, loving and gen.
tie, and shuD the flowing bowl.
It's wine, Oh, VINE, for the debauchee,
But water, oh, water, is the truck Tor me /!
Another correspondent writes rs fol-
lows, inclosing photograph:
"SPARTANBURG, 5. c., Sunday, Oct z.
Blu Nue., Esq, BUck Shoals Il htnk),
N. c.;
DEAR SIR write you on little
matter Of business. l heard some man
say that you furnished him food for
thought, and as I am about TO 90 into
the thought business l allowed TO write
and see IL you could also furnish me
with some Of the same and at what
price and II it could be sent per mail,
poet paid. You see, / never mind pay
ing what anything is worth, provided
the transportation dOesR't cost more
than the article is worth when get L..
And please give directions for use
how much l ought TO eat al once and
how often.
1 am RAINING a hair vigor plant and
thought maybe we could swap some OF
Que for the other, as the winter is COM
ing on, and a fine new crop Of hair
might be refreshing TO you. 1 inclose
you my photograph copyright applied
foT), taken after using, which will show
you what luTuariant growth (conSid-
ering the soil that the vigOr will in
duce.
Please send me your photograph be-
fore using, so as 20 compare with one
taken after using. l have just read
your essay on the historical
aspect Of jokes and was especial