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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20
The Sconers at Truth.

We may let the satlrlst lauSh At Us
and all our companions may laugh at
us, and we may be made the target for
the merriment Of earth and hell, but
God forbid that we should ever come to
the fulfllment Of the prophecy against
the rejectors Of the truth, 4 will laugh
at your calamity" But, my friends, all
Of us who reject Christ and the pardon
of the gospel must como under that ire
mendous bombardment. God wants us
all TO repent. He counsels, he coaxes,
he importunes, and he dies for rs. be
comes down out Of heaven. He puts all
the worlds sin on one shoulder, he puts
all the worlds sorrow Oh the other
shoulder, and then with that Alp on
one side and that Himalaya on the
other he starts up the hill back Of Jeru-
salem to achieve our salvation. He puts
the palm Of his right foot on one long
spike, and he puts the palm Of his left
foot on another long spike, and then,
with his hands spotted with his own
blood, he gesticulates, saying: Look
look and live. With the crimson veil OF
my sacrifice 1 will cover up all your
sins; with my dying groan l will swat
low up all your groans Look LiyeF'
But thousand Of you turn your back on
that. and then this voice of invitation
turns to a tone divinely ominous, that
sobs like simoom through the first
chapter Of Proverbs, Because l have
called and ye refused, have stretched
out my right hand, and no man regard
ed, but ye have set at naught all my
counsel and would none Of my reproof.
I, also, will laugh at your calamity.
Oh, what laugh that is-a deep laugh,
a long, reverberating laugh. an over
whelming laugh. God grant we may
never hear it But in this day Of merci'
full visitation yield your heart to Christ
that you may spend all your life or
earth under his smile and escape forever
the thunder Of the laugh Of Gods indig
nation
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20
Khal Yes It will be laugh of royal
five Prayerful Wishes.

Khal Yes, It will be laugh Of royal
greeting.
Five Prayerful Wishes.
You know how the Frenchmen cheered
when Napoleon came back from Eloa,
you know how the English cheered
when Wellington came back from Wa
terloo; you know how Americans
cheered when Kossuth arrived from
Hungary; you remember how Rome
cheered when Pompey cane back VIC
tor over geo cities. Every cheer was
laugh. But oh, the nightier greeting,
the gladder greeting, when the snow
white cavalry troop Of heaven shall go
through the streets, and, according TO
the book Of Revelation, Christ in the
red coat, the crimson coat, on white
horse, and all the armies Of heaven fol-
lowing him on white horsesl Oh, when
we see and hear that cayalcade we shall
cheer, we shall laugh Does not your
heart beat quickly at the thought Of the
great jubilee upon which we are soon
to enter? / pray God that when we get
through with this world and are going
out Of it we may have some such vision
as the dying Christian had when he
saw written all over the clouds in the
sky the letter wv" and they asked
him, standing by his side, what he
thought that letter "W" meant. "Oh,"
he said, THAT stands for welcome.
And so may it be when we quit this
world. wv" on the gate, "W" on the
door Of the mansion, wv" on the
throne. Welcomed Welcomed We'll
GOMEZ 1 have preached this sermon with
five prayerful wishes-that you might
see what mean thing is the laugh Of
skepticism, what bright thing is the
laugh of spiritual exultation, what =
hollow thing is the laugh Of sinful mer-
riment, what an awful thing is the
laugh Of condemnation, what radiant,
rubicund thing is the laugh of eternal
triumph. Avoid the i'll; choose the
right. Be comforted Blessed are ye
that weep now-ye shall laugh; ye shall
laugh. "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20
'Dally, except Sunday.
Sunday only
CONNECTIONS.

Limited Express arriving at Pittsburgh
30 M Columbus Chicago arriving at Gin
ST. Louis
Chicago
Columbus and
Chicago 30p rr,.--.-- n
Washington
Washington Lexington Newio passengers change Ct
Day Coaches Lexington Washington ana baltimore and DAY
Coaches and Pullman Parlor Washington TO New iork
Pullman Sleeping Cars FROM Haes Ferry on all trains
between all
he Valley Diyion-goOd for two days
r. NJ
Travelling Passenger Agent Winchester va
SCULL Cen Pass ACT b. CAhfbELL ''uerai anage
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20
GEARY HOUSE,
WOODSTOCK, VA,
Mrs. NJ. GEARY Proprietor.

This we'll known Hotel, 90 long popular
with ali who appreciate the home-like
comforts Of . frat class house, has been
renovated aud retitted 10 the best style.
and will continue to treat its guests so -
10 deserve the reputation they have 20
kindly aud universally given 10.
Nothing will be spared to secure the
comforts OF its patrons. The rooms are
spacious and comfortable, the table al
ways furnished with the best, and the
servants will ever be found polite aud at
tentive.
~ The BAR is one OF the largest and
best fitted up OF lts kind In the Valley,
aud nothing but pure and superior quail
tiles OF liquors, wines and beers will be
offered 10 lie patrons.
~ A good livery attached TO the
House.
May 9. '90--Is
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20
The Laugh Of Triumph.

The other laughter mentioned in the
Bible, the only one shall speak OF, Is
heavens laughter, or the expression OF
eternal triumph. Christ said to his dis
ciples, Blessed are ye that weep now,
for We shall laugh" That makes me
know positively that we are not to spend
our days in heaven singing long meter
psalms The formalistio and stiff nc
tions Of heaven that some people have
would make me miserable l am
glad to know that the heaven Of the
Bible is not only place Of holy wor-
ship, but Of magnificent sociality.
What" say you, will the ringing
laugh 90 around the circles Of the
savedf" l say yes-pure laughter
cheering laughter, holy laughter. 1t
will be a laugh Of congratulation. When
we meet friend who has suddenly
come to fortune, or who has got over
some dire sickness, do we not shake
hands, do we not laugh with him? And
when we get to heaven and see our
friends there, some CT them having come
up ont of great tribulation, why, we
will say to one Of them, 1.-THE last time
l saw you you had been suffering for
six weeks under low intermittent
fever" or to another we will say: You
for 10 years were limping with the
rheumatism, and you were full Of COM
plants when we saw you last con-
graduate you on this eternal recovery.
We shall laugh. Yes, we shall congrat'
ulate all those who have come out OF
great financial endorsements in this
world because they have become mil
lionaires in heaven. Ye shall laugh. 1t
shall be laugh Of reassociation. 1t is
lust as natural for US to laugh when we
meet a friend we have not seen for 10
years as anything is possible to be nat
ural
When we meet our friends from whom
we have been parted 10 or 90 or 30
years, will it not be with infinite con-
gratulationi Our perception quickened,
our knowledge improved, we will know
each other at a fash. We will have to
talk over all that has happened since
we have been separated, the one that
has been 10 years in heaven telling us
all that has happened in the 10 years OF
his heavenly residence, and we telling
him in return all that has happened
during the 10 years of his absence from
earth. Ye shall laugh. think George
Whitefeld and John Wesley will have
a laugh Of contempt for their earthly
collisions, and Toplady and Charles
Wesley will have 3 laugh OF contempt
for their earthly misunderstanding,
and the two farmers who were In law,
suit all their days will have laugh of
contempt over their earthly disturbance
about q line fence Exemption from all
annoyance. Immersion in all gladness.
Ye shall laugh. Christ says so Ye shall
laugh. Yes, it will be laugh Of TIL
umph. Oh, what a pleasant thing II
will be TO stand ON the wall Of heaven
and look down at satan and hurl at him
defiance and see him Gagged and chained
and We forever free from his clptchesl
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20

The Royal Historical society has de-
cided to commemorate the centenary OF
the death of Gibbon in a suitable man
ner in the fall. There will be an address
and an exhibition Of portraits, manu-
scripts and other relics Of the great his
tOrian.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20

have only one more move to make, and
I shall have my million" he gathers up
all his resources. He makes that one last
grand move, no fails and loses all, and
he has not enough money Of his own left
to pay the cost Of the car to his home.
People cannot understand this spasmod-
ic revulsion. Some said was a sudden
turn in Erie railway stock, or in West
ern Union, OF in Illinois Central; some
said one thing and some another Ihey
all guessed wrong. ] Will tell you what
it was "He THAI stitch in the heavens
LAUGHED" \ man IL New YC-k sid lie
would be the richest man II the cl'y'
He left his honest work as mechanic
and got into tho city councils some way
and in 10 years stole Sl5. OOo' UVo rom
the CITY government Fifteen million
dollars He held the legislature Of the
state Of New York in the grip OF his
r;obt hand Suspicious were aroused
The grand jury presented indictments
The whole land stood aghast. The man
who expected to put half the city in his
vest pocket goes to Blackwell's island,
goes to Ludlow street Jail, breaks prison
and goes across the sea, is rearrested
and brought back and again remanded
to Jail. Why? HE that stitch IN the
heavens laughed. "
Rome was a great empire. She had
Horace and Virgil among her poets;
she had Augustus and Constantine
among her emperors. But what mean
the defaced Pantheon, and the Forum
turned into cattle market, and the
broken walled Coliseum, and the
architectural skeleton Of her great
nuueducts? What was that thunder
"Oh, you say, that was the roar OF
the battering rams against her walls.
No What was that culver? "Oh, " you
say, that was the tramp Of hostile
legions." No. The culver and the roar
were the outburst of omnipotent laugh
ter from the defied and insulted heav-
ems Rome defied God, and he laughed
her down. Thebes defed God, and he
laughed her down. Nineveh defed God,
and he laughed her down Babylon de-
fed God, and he laughed her down
There is great difference between Gods
laugh and his smile. His smile is eter-
nal beatitude. He smiled when David
sang, and Miriam clapped the cymbals,
and Hannah made garments for her
son, and Paul preached, and John kin
died with apocalyptic vision, and when
any man has anything to do and does it
well. His smile! Why, it is the 10th
Of May, the apple orchards infull bloom;
it is morning breaking on arippling sea-
it is heaven at high noon, all the bells
beating the marriage peal But his
laughter-may it never fall on us! It's q
condemnation for our sin; it is wasting
away.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20

Lesser-I am writing new tank play
and shall play the leading part myself.
Dasher-Ah. you will certainly play
the part of a tank admirably. Brook
Ign Eagle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1894-07-20
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The Washington times., 1894-11-30
RED.
ANAC0STIA NEWS.

The ECarnation Social Club, of Twining
City, gave a masquerade donation party for
the benefit Of the neighborhood poor at the
residence of Mr.. Thomas Ciscle, and a large
quantity Of provisions was turned over to the
police for distribution Thanksgiving day.
The club is charitable, social organization.
Primus Davis, colored. of Good Hope.
while under the influence OF liquor, began his
Thanksgiving hog killing and seriously cut
his left hand and wrist.
Station-keeper Middleton was last evening
telephoned from Washington that his daughter
Mrs. Sarah Smith, was dying
A report was circulated late last evening
that DR.. Felemier, living near Oxen Hill, Nd,
bad been found dead il his buggy
Miss FraL els NJ Simpson, aged sixty-fye
years. died at her residence on Adams street
Wednesday night OF heart disease. Her fun
eral viii take place this afternoon, Rev.
James McLaren, Of the Anacostia NJ E.
Church. officiating.
The new house recently built by S. III. Op-
pcnheimer d Bro, of Washington, on the
Wheeler road, has been totally destroyed bv
FIRE. The building cost $500 and is par
TALLY covered by insurance. Cause of fire
unknown.
Mr.. Henry Stangier has left for indianapolis,
Ind, where be will enter the employ of the
Atkins Manufacturing Company.
The Washington times., 1894-11-30
RED.

Harry Mulvsyhill Is Wanted-A warrant is
in the hands cf the police for the arrest OF
Harry Mulveyhill, formerly IN the employ OF
Hugo Hudur.h, cigar dealer at Thirteenth
and G streets northwest. The instrument was
sworn out by the latter, who claims that Mui-
veyhill stole a horse from him. The animal
wgs purchased by Lewis II. Coleman. q
Georgetown provision dealer from whom il
was taken by the Seventh precinct police
The latter will keep the horse until Mulyey-
hill is arrested.
National Geographic gcciety-The 103d
regular meeting OF the National Geographic
Society viii be- held at the hall of the Cosmos
Club this evening. Ensign Everett Hayden,
I. ). y, will read paper on The ocean. -
Preferred 10 Co to Jail-George Grant, a
notorious policy runner. was captured as he
was crossing Long Bridge yesterday with
his pockets filed with policy slips. Police
man Francis Hughes. the policy specialist,
was the caPtor In the police court Grant
was fined ESQ or ten days in Jail That's at
the rate OF IS a day" remarked the prisoner
Il can't make that much on the outside. so !
guess l viii serve the ten days"
Robbed Mr schlenter's saFe-The safe OF
John h. Schlente-. OF No. 1911 Fifteenth street
. northwest, was robbed OF S62 in cash early
yesterday morning Mr. Schlenter reported
TO police headquarters that thief had en-
tered his hOGse and rified the SAFE which
had been left unlocked.
Arrested a Stable 10y Detective Quinlan
took a trip over 20 Alexander Island race
track yesterday in buggy, and came back
with Harry Owens. n stable hand. VIII om be
arrested for larceny. ais said that the prls-
oner stole a watch, saddle Jockeys suit and
other articles from J. b. Willer, horse
owner and liveryman.
Fiftaen-year-old Gunner shot-Richard
Magruder. fifteen years old, Of No. 1902 Z
street northwest. went oIt cunning on the
Potomac fats yesterday for a Thanksgiving
Day excursion. While about 20 get into a
boat a gun was accidentally exploded. and
Richard received the charge in his head. He
was not seriously wounded and was given
medical attendance az bis home
The Washington times., 1894-11-30
LOCAL NEWS OF ALL SORTS
The Weather TODAY.

Increasing cloudiness; showers Friday
evening or night; warmer; southeast winds.
Saloon Keeper burke Under Rail-Ihe case
of John Burke, the South Washington saloon
keeper. charged with shooting Henry Scott,
colured in the leg during dispute over Ca
madam quarter, was continued in the police
court yesterday until Scott is able to ap-
pear as prosecuting witness. Bonds We're
fixed at $780,
Desperate Thief Caged-A desperate mu-
latto thief named James Adams was sent 10
jail for 10 days by Judge Miller yesterday on
two charges OF stealing glassware from Henry
Taylor and John W. Swinge, Seventh street
dealers. While being pursued 10y Mr. sWihgie
and Policeman Owens the thief suddenly
turned on his pursuers and hurled large
vase at Dir. Swingles head, which, Saa IL
struck him, would DO doubt have resulted IN
a most serious injury.
Hewma1's A8saiiant Sent to Jaii-Archle
Newman. the colored boOtblack. VINO was ar
rested by Detectives Carter and Gollaher
Wednesday afternoon for striking Johh
Lewis, also colored. terrific blow on me
neck with brick, was sent TO jail Tor one
month by Judge Miller yesterday. Inc as
sau.t occurred in PostolIlce alley between G
and H, Sixth and Seventh streets north
west.
Pocketbcok Thief Gent TO Jail-Annie, alias
Susie. HAYES. eoloIed, WAS charged before
Judge Miller Yesterday with the larceny OF Il
pocketbook containing from Jessie Daw-
son. The cuprit was fined - or fifteen days
in Jail. and unless she restores the property
an additional "lYe-liiteen.
The Washington times., 1894-11-30
RED.

Piekp5eket RoyincHd Eeld-Deteciye Wee
don test. fed in the police court yesterday
that Charles Raymond was 4 pickpocGet and
aII-arouId suspicious character, and would
steal anything be could get his hands on,
rom pin to an anchor. Charles did not try
TO prove his own good character, but submit
ted gracefully 10 The detectives accusation.
Judge Eimball put Raymond away where be
can steal nothing but time Tor the next three
months.
Tramp Wins.on's Thanksgiving William
Winston. a crippled "hobo," approached
Officer J. ID. Rodgers and asked 10 be sent TO
the Corkhouse. as he was hungry, homeless,
and cold Judge himbail gave the poor fel-
low ten days ia which 10 thaw out. He
reached the workhouse in time 10 get a
Thanksgiving dinner, although the prisoner
remarked 10 BaiiG Sam Kendig that lie had
but little 10 be thankful for in this vale OF
tears.
Captured q Young Culur Frank Bren-
nan, a small cOlored boy, who cut Garfield
Colway in the thigh with a penknile last
August and who has elUded the police ever
since. was captured Yesterday by officer
Hanley, OF the Third precinct. The cutting
took place in West Washington. Brennan
viii be tried in Judge Millers court to-day,
The prisoners desire to eat his Thanksgiving
dinner at the home OF his parents. who liYe
in the alley between TWenty-lirst and Twenty
second, g and II streets northwest, led 10 his
arrest.
The Washington times., 1894-11-30
RED.

Their Celebration Was Cosily-James Z,
Howard and his brother. Charles. celebrated
Thanksgiving eve by creating disorder on
Eleventh street northeast. They were ar
e tied by Policeman Vermilhon, and yester-
day Judge Kimball fined them each 80 or
thirty days.
Thanksgiving Haul Of a Thies-Eugene
WaymRn attempted TO lay in bis Thanks
giving supplies 10y robbing grocery wagons.
He had just helped himself TO a lucket OF pre-
serves and a package of tea from Frank
Freres' wagon when Policeman i. b. Kelly
placed the strong hand oi the law upon him.
Ia Judge Miller court yesterday the errallc
Eugene was fined =l0 or thirty days in Jail.
Kewzparer thief JaiIea-Geotge Middle
ton applied his energy in the wrong direc-
tion and tried 20 recoup his depleted purse
by stealing all the newspapers on route
owned by Mr.. William A. Foy. Of No. l3l A
street northeast. He had stolen all the sub
seribers' papers on one square aud was con-
unuing on another when Mr.. Foy, who had
been plsyinG detective, had him arrested. In
Judge Miller's court yesterday Middleton was
sent 10 jail for fifteen days ia default OF 90
line.
Wife Feater Sent TO Jail-George Hammett
viii spend thirty days in Jail for assauting his
wife. Levlnia. This was one OF Judge Miller S
thanksgiving DEGREES delivered il the police
court yesterday.
The Washington times., 1894-11-30
ClOsing-ou Sale.
A37 9TH Street N. w.

This store must be closed
very soon. To that end we
are offering the most re-
n1arkable bargains in Shirts
and Fine Furnishing Goods.
Everything must be sold
without delay. Remember
that nearly all these goods
are new and were made for
this seasons trade.
Fixtures for sale and store
for rent.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1894-01-26
Early Ideas About Hair.

All the ancient philosophers held
curious ideas respecting the growth,
functions, structure. ETC., of the hair
and had many superstitions founded on
these old opinions. The early writers
on the makeup of the human body al
most invariably refer to the hair as be-
ing an excrement fed on substances SIM
liar to itself. They supposed that it
generated in the tuliginous parts Of
the blood; was exhaled by the heat OF
the body, becoming firm and fbrous
upon being exposed to the air, just as
the fluid of the spider web does. In
these days every idea respecting the
growth and character of hair is
changed. 1t is now agreed that every
hair properly and truly lives and re-
ceives its nutriment from the body.
True. they take upon themselves the ma
ture of parasitic plants; they grow as
vegetation does, yet each has, as it
were, distinct life and economy.
That they derive their existence from
the juices of the body there is no doubt,
but that food is not taken from the
nutritious juices, for we know that hair
will thrive even though the body starve
or be wasted by disease, or even after
the animal life has ceased to exist in
the flesh or skin to which they are at
tached. d.-Chicago Tribune
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1894-01-26
GOOD INDIAN CROW DOG.
His Escape and Return After He Had Been
Sentenced to Death.


Judge 4. J. Plowman CT Deadwood,
S. D., attained national renown in 1888
when he defended Crow Dog for the
murder of Spotted Tail. The memory
of Mr.. Plowman's plucky legal fight,
in which be carried that celebrated
case, to the United States supreme court
and secured the acquittal Of his red
skinned client when the hangman's
moose was about to tighten around the
neck Of the condemned prisoner, still
lives in the minds of the legal frater-
nifty throughout the west.
In speaking of the matter Judge
Plowman related an incident Of the
trial which has never before appeared
in public print.
After Crow Dog had been sentenced
to be hanged. - said the eminent jurist,
II went to Washington TO lay the case
before the supreme court Of the United
States. | instituted habeas corpus pro-
ceedings to secure his release on the
question of jurisdiction. While in the
nations capital was surprised to re-
ceive telegram announcing that Crow
Dog had escaped from prison. | re-
turned to the reservation after | had
completed my business at Washington,
and then | learned for the first time the
cause which prompted the famous In
dian to escape. 1t seems that be was
walking in the corridor of the Jail one
day when a half breed told him that
he would surely pay the penalty Of his
crime and that the supreme court would
not interfere. This caused Crow Dog
some uneasincss. be was quick to act.
He watched his opportunity to escape
and did so. That stCiCal Sioux, who had
the reputation of being man with a
heart of marble. deliberately struck out
on foot over geo miles Of country to
the reservation. Subsequently he vol
UNFAIRLY returned and gave himself up,
with the expectation Of going on the
scaffold. Ia response to the question
why he made the trip and returned so
soon, he replied that he did not want to
die without Seeing his squaw and pa
pOOse once more.
Events proved that he spent Cne day
at his tepae bidding his family what he
regarded rs a last farewell, and then,
with wave of his dusky hand, he
mounted q pony on his return trip to
the Jail from which he escaped. Crow
Dog is now on the reservation, hale
and hearty. He is hitting the pipe of
peace and has no desire to wage warfare
on the government. He Is good In
dian. Omaha Bee.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1894-01-26
A Vessel With a History.

The United States coast survey
steamer Hassler, now anchored in the
harbor Of Tacoma for the winter, is
vessel with a history. She was built
for surveying the route from Panama
to San Francisco, and Professor Louis
Agassiz, with a number of scientific
companions, was allowed by the gov
ernment to take passage on the vessel
and make observations and collections
during her voyage around Cape Horn
to the Pacific coast. She left Boston on
her maiden trip in December, 1871, and
arrived at San Francisco the next Au-
gust. The geological collections made
ut that time We're large and added much
to the knowledge of scientists.-Tacoma
Correspondent.