The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1894-06-20
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If you think too little you viii be sure to
talk too much.-Ram's Horn.
There goes a man that keeps his word"
HE does?" Yes, no one else will take
it."-Atlanta Constitution.
waIter-'Thats quite possible. sir. Our
beefsteaks are so small that they easily
escape the memory. ''-FHegende Batter.
The city having the greatest death rats
in the world is Rheims. Germany the pro-
portion being 2S.62 per 1000 in each year.
How was it Perkins didn't get his de-
gree at college this year?" You don't sup
pose the faculty is going TO let fine foot
ball player like Perkins graduate. do you?''
-Harper's Bazaar.
Chollie-'Is there any drinking water in
this room ?" The Hotel Maid-"Right in
that pitcher at your elbow" AWNING for
the bell-boy to come up and pour me a
glass."-Chicago Record.
Mrs Valentine Reister Of East Orange,
n. j., threw her apron over a mad dog
Thursday and held the animal until her
husband had killed it. The brute had al.
ready bitten two little girls.
A stone on which John Boyle O'Reilly
cut his initials in Douth cemetery, Ire
land, thirty-fOur years ago, has been trans
ferred 10 his grave in the cemetery at Bos-
ton. This fulills the poets wish.
Mrs Longley of Providence, R. L, is
the first woman to insure her life for
10000 She obtained her policies after
proving that she was not in the habit OF
discussing the suffrage question.
A seventy-year-old woman of Newark.
y. J., some time ago married a dapper
youth of twenty-five. She thinks she need:
but one thing more now to complete heI
happiness. and that is divorce
The man who can keep his temper whei
he attempts to drive his neighbours chick
ems out of his garden through the SANG
hole by which they came in need have nc
fears of naturalization Transcript
Three score and ten the bible says
Is mans allotted term;
But that's before the doctors made
The microbe and the germ"
Boston Transcript.
1t is said that window panes of porous
glass are being made in Paris. The min
ute holes in the glass are too fine to permit
of draught and yet large enough to cause
a pleasant and healthy ventilation in
room.
Dr. Fauve of Paris announces that the
odor of flowers has a pernicious effect OF
the human voice. and for that reason a0-
vises that the practice of presenting flow
ers to musical and dramatic artists be dis
continued.
First politician-'T can say this, that our
party conducted the campaign in an
honest. fair and straightforward way.
What more can you say of your party?'
Second politician-"We wont? - Boston
Transcript
Papa-"Are you sure that you and man.
ma thought of me while you were away?"
Little Grace-''Yes; we heard a man just
scolding awful about his breakfast and
mamma said. That's just like papa -
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Although Queen Victoria rules over an
empire that embraces possessions in every
part Of the world she has never Travelled
outside of Europe. and even there her trips
have been short ones in France, Holland,
Germany and Italy itself.
Il don't see how you do it," said the
man who had caught the slow train. "Oh.
this amt much speed for US to make"
replied the conductor. Il meant how you
keep the thing from sliding backward on
the up Observation-Disclosures Star.
William c. Van Horne, the president of
the Canadian Pacific railway. who has
Just been made a knight commander OF the
order of ST. Michael and ST. George, is a
native of Illinois and began life as a tele-
graph operator at the age Of thirteen.
Wagner has scored a wonderful triumph
in Paris Only short time since an at
tempt to present a Wagner opera in Paris
resulted in a riot. Last year more Wagner
operas were presented at the Paris opera
than any others Out of 20S performances
sixty were Of Wagner operas. Saint-Saens
came second with but thirty-five perform
ances.
hen on a farm at Oil City, Pa, has
laid a double egg they being Joined to-
gether by a small membrane like a tube.
The eggs without the usual shell and
instead are covered with a sort OF parch-
ment similar to that covering a turtle egg.
What's the matter with you?" asked
the hanging-basket of the mercury in the
thermometer. Got a chill?" NO" was the
reply. 81 am just trying to go up and
down fast enough to keep track of the
changes in temperature" - Washington
Star
Babson-"How is it that you are always
in debt? You should be ashamed OF your
self" Jabson-"Come now; don't be too
hard on a fellow. You would. perhaps, be
in debt, too, if you were in my place"
What placer" able to get credit IN. Y,
Press.
Diclk-"You told me yesterday that you
had proposed to Miss Coupon by mail. Did
you get any letter I'm reply?" Harry-"Yes.
L got two letters" Dick-"Then it is all
settled Harry-"Yes. Yes. it is all set
tied. The letters We're n and 'o.'"-1S. Y
World.
Teacher-"Sammy. in the sentence, I
have book what is the case of the pro-
noun 70" Sammy Nominas
tive case" Teacher-"Next boy. tell ma
in what case to put the noun book" Next
boy (thoughtfuIly) Book case."-Pitts-
burg Chronicle Telegraph.
The earlier symptoms OF dyspepsia.
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