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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25
THE funny Side
Or LIFk.
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

Teacher Johnne, in what way did
Noah display his wisdom ::
Johnie-Went in when it WAS rainin.
Johnnie I wonder why they call these
parlor matches ?
Tommy-1 guess it's cause they are
the kind that pops.
Chellie-Hal ba hal ha ! just
heard such an awful good joke.
Fwed-What was it !?
Cboll,e -Aw-1'ye fohgotten
Customer-llave you Il copy of
Fifteen D-cisiye Battles y
Bookseller-No, sir; We are sold out.
But We can give you Reflections Of a
married man.
Mrs. Wonder But l don't under
stand how men can make money in buy
ing and selling wheat that has never
been grown.
NJ. Opshun (who LAS tried iD--
| Neither do |.
All. me. cried tie heavy villxin
, As his arms toward heaven he tost,
If perchance / am discovered
Then sure am ] lost, lost lost.
chen up epakc u boy in the gall cry
high.
! There's too much of that to 90
round.
For if bv chance you re discoyerad
Whv then you are found, found.
fUuud.
Sh" (Atter George had propoSed)-
You know, George. papa is thinking
seriously Of giving up our home.
lie Well. dear. 4 man who is in loye
as l am ought to be willing to take
scme chance
D,gby-Whers did wa Het that new
hat?
hisby-At say hatter'a.
D-What did It cost
H. All friend of m,ne knew about
how lie last election was coming ont.
! Grinder is about 20 realize all the
dreams Of life.
! Su' blrv-Rich uncle dead
No; his wife has graduated from q
cooking chool that teaches the making
Of thirteen different kinds Of pie.
! bagg'ns is one OF the men who speak
disrespectful, Of prominent people. A
great pianist was pointed out to him
recently WITH the remark
D. YOU note the wesry expresdl IN OF
his face?
He seems 10 haye Il great deal on his
mind, doesn't be?
A great deal on his mind repeated
Blaggins. scorufIlIy. Oh, yes, you
mean hulr.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25
Mnintaining Etiquette,

A.-Mein fraulein, will YOU permit
me to introduce you to my friend b.
Young Lady But you are your
celia perfect stranger ttme.
A.-Oh, but my friend B will IN
trn.uce me tc Won rrceen+lv. -Flie-
-erl" E'r-ter
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25
The more We re admired.

"She wrote in a handwriting
clerky,
She talked with an emphasis
jeiky,
She painted xs tiles, in the
sweetest OF styles
But she didn't know chckeD
from turkey
But she knew DR. Plrrces Golden
Medical Discovery to b. the very best
for sallow and unhealthy
|. brightens the skin by
acting on the liver and removing all
the bilious or scroiulcho poison from
The blood. Sure cure alto for cpusump,
inn ir"ts ca'it -ta-,"s
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25
No. 1 |
Smoking and Infection.

II used to smoke, and / always
made poipt of smoking in cases Of
cholera and in every other kind Of
infectious disease, when I could man
age it, andespecially when attending
patients in tho hospital or on board
ship
"You regard it, then, as a thorough
disinfectanti'
mo, not as u thorough 1isinfect
ant, but it is q disinfectant. 1t has
some power, and especially if per-
con has not a good square meal in
eide him. Then it has an effect in
warding off an infectious disease" ;"
II should have thought that slmok-
ing, tending to depress the nervous
system, would have laid the smoker
open to the Infection.
"Yes, you must remember I have
spoken of a man with whom smoking
does not disagree. A good deal de-
pends on the idiosyncrasy of the per-
son who smokes. If he cannot stand
smoking well, then it may depresA
his heart action and enfeeble his con-
stitution, and so lessen the resisting
power to throw off the infectious
germs. But on broad, general
grounds, I am decidedly of opinion,
from my own experience and obser'
vation, that tobacco smoking-other
things being equal-loes give any
one exposed to infection Il consider
able amount Of immunity. And then,
smoking has q disinfectant power on
the microbes themselves. The smoke
being retained in the mouth is a sort
of disinfectlng filter through which
the germs have to pass, and some Of
them certainly are destroyed or at
least deprived of their vitality. DIR.
Norman Kerr Interviewed.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25
\ FLORAL PHANTASY.

lam the Crysanthemu,r.
] know I'm y.lIar
And sometimes yallower.
But am in it
d ust the same.
am aware AM built
Somewhat
After the pattern of a mop.
But yet.
l am an ofii oreacent epitome
OF the great American spirit
OF git thar.
For I struck this country
A stranger,
VII hout u scent
And no capital
Except my blooming shape.
But | stood straight up
And held my head high
And do yet
AIru to day myself
And my decendants
Are 10 the floral Four Hundreds,
And the more
Frllls
We deyeleps
The more we re admired.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25
LILY AND ROSE.

70 the lily said the rose:
why is it, do you suppose,
That you meyer blush At all.
Is your modcsty go sulall'
To the rose the lily said
If my face is meyer red.
It's because my life is pure;
I've no cause to blush, I'm sure"
Redder still the rose now grew,
Aud her eyes filled up with dew;
J.ow her n~aghty head is bent.
The lily dldn' t give scent.
A-D.d you hear Miss Howliuski at
the concert the other night?
B-N-,s. was there.
How did she make out?
There was perfect jam at the doors
that is, the exit doors-as soon as she
began to sing
"Oh, for the wings of dove, she
sang
As she lifted he. voice and curled
her bang;
Not that she wanted to fly, but that
She tboughtthey'd he nice to trim
Ler hat
DO you know the nature Of an oa'h?'
asked Judge duffy Of hard looking
witness.
Well, guess do. I vc been driv
ing horse car for the past FIVE Years.
Jrnts-lbandltd $4,000 900 during
my visit 10 the Treasury Department
in Washington.
Binks-Ah but I have had my
grip upon $780, 900 900
Jenks-Where? When? How?
Binks-l once shook bands with
Vanderbilt.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25

The boys are getting very grum,
And anxious .aa they wait
They think the time viii! meyer
come.
When they can take skate.
f. g. N.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-01-25
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The CATOCTIN CLARION
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The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12

Spartanburg was the pioner in
this State in Teachers County Con-
ventions, the first Teachers's Instr
tute was held here; thess first coll
lege endowed by private munifi-
cence was built here; the first fe-
male college Of the up country
with q regular faculty and college
curriculum was established in this
county. Spartanburg being first
in go many educational matters
desire to take the leadin establish
ing q GUNNER home for the teach.
era Carolina Spartan.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12

Greenville, 8. c.,
Alexander Bros. & Co., Greenville, 8. G.,
Gentlemen The Cabinet Grand
Piano, Kranich & Bach, 7 pur-
chased from you have given entire
satisfaction. To any one that de-
sires first class instrument can
heartily recommend it.
J. A. McCULLoUaH.
Attorney.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12

Testian OmiaRs of SOlno PARTIES vyla<
Have Purchased Organs from
Alexander Bros. 81 Co., Green
Willie, q. c.,
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12

Greenville, S. c., Feb. 20, 1892.
Mr.. M. l.. Alexander, City
Dear Sir: The Kranich & Bach
Baby Grand which 1 purchased
from you about fifteen months ago
is proving very satisfactory. 1t
has been in constant uso since that
time and is os good to-day as it
was when I bought it. heartily
recommended tho Pianos to all
who wish to purchase.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. J. M. KENNEDY,
Teacher OF Music.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12
Tesehsr'a WnlMn,&t.
w. w. F. BRIGHT, EDITOR.

Pickens County was repressh'oe
at the State Teachers Assooia'io"
by Profs. M. S. Stribling, ana a.
B. Rilev, of Easley; o. B. Martin
H. L. Clayton and W. A. D"sp"i''
of Cen tral.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12
Greenville, S. c., March 5. 1892.
Alexander Bros. & Co., }
Granville. g G.

Gentlemen I am strongly ayerse
to giving testimonials of any kind,
but in justice to you I feel bound
to break my rule. The Piano,
made by Kranich &c Bach, which
purchased from you several
months ago is a beauty in all re-.
spects, and I am delighted with it.
I would quote the remark of lady
professional pianist of Chicago,
which Expresses more than I could
write. She said: II consider the
Piano one of the best ever played
on. It's tone is rich, yet very
sweet, and the action is just per.
feot. Faithfully yours,
IL. A. GorToN,
Prop. Windsor Hotel.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12

Trustees Special Day ut tho In
stituto will be Friday. Professor
Hughes and Faculty will interest
them every day, but on Friday
they will take special pains for
their instruction, comfort and on
ioyment.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12
JUDGE DAVID JoHNsON "a DrAr

JUDGE DAVID JOHNSON rs DEAD
Saturday night at II O'Clock,
Judge David Johnson, one Of the
brightest men in South Carolina,
a lawyer of remarkable ability and
force, died at his home in Spar
tanburg. DR.. j. Mott Moore was
with him at the time of his death
and gives as the immediate cause
the rupture of q blood vessel of the
brain.--Herald, 4th.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12
Instructions for Board Of E&amin'
crs winthrop Normal Coilcge
Scholarships.

Scholarships.
1. Tho qualifications for becom'
ing a competitor for a Scholarship
are as follows: The applicant
must be not less than seventeen
years of age; in good health; with
no physical defects, habits or &C.
centricitios which would Interfere
with success in teaching; ant
must purpose to follow teachine
as q vocation. The Examiner
should hold tho preliminary OK
animation rs provided for by on
closed blanks before proceeding
with the regular examination,
2. Tho regular examination
should begin promptly at ga. M,
and close at 4 p. III.
3. The seal Of tho examination
questions must not be broken un-
til the day Of the competitive ex-
animation, and then only in tho
presence of the applicants.
4. Applicants should write by
numbers and not by name, as fol.
lows:
Twenty small slips Of paper
with a different numbor upon each,
should be placed in q hat, and
each applicant should draw thore-
from the slip. The slip drawn
must be scaled in an envelope with |
the applicants name written on
the outside. Tho applicant must
place hor number, thus drawn, up
on each separate page of her exam
ination papers. Her name should
not appear upon"the papers. AZ
ter tho examiners have finished OK
amlning tho papers, and have
marked applicants according to
number, they will open tho onvol-
opes and ascertain what names
correspond with the different
numbers.
S. Every question counts 49,"
and it is possible for an applicant
to secure 400" on each subject.
8. The writing of the applicants,
in their examination papers, must
bo considered in making up the
general average.
7. The examiners will report tho
result of the examination Of the
State Superintendent of Educa-
tion within five days after it is
held. The name of each appli-
cant, with her average mark,
should be given in this report.
The "Preliminary Examination"
papers should be sent to President
ID. B. johnson Columbia, S. O.,
g. The applicant securing tho
highest general average on the OK
animation will receive tho first
scholarship, whore vacant, and
the one ranking second will re-.
ceive the free tuition scholarship,
provided both secure above 70.
Where the first scholarship is not
vacant, the competitive oxamin.
alton will be held for tho second
or free tuition scholarship, and
the applicant securing the highes
general average will receive thi,
free tuition scholarship. Thos
who secure second scholarship
and attend the College will sue
coed to the first scholarship, j,
case of vacancies, for the unex
pired time of the session.
The scholarships are now goot
for two years.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12
,......-, Y-o,,, Goud,m's Crock.

:, many intelligent readers the pro-
, ceedings of tho Sunday School cell
ebration at Goldon's Creek church,
on the Both ult. At half-past 8
O'Clock, the people began to con-
gregate Mt tho church, and by half
past 8 o'clock thore Was M audi
ence Iof about five hundred people.
! S. w. Howard, John Smith and
J. Alonzo Brown, were appointed
as committee to prepare n pro-
gram for tho day. They prepared
the following ono which was most
efficiently and docorously carried
out. The first thing was for the
|,Golden Creek school to file in rank,
and give tho Reunion school ro-
ception, that being the only school
that camo bearing banner.
The Golden's Crock school, tho
Reunion school, and the Fair
Wow school thon joined in a march
of twenty minutes. After which
they assembled in the house, and
Rev. II. +. Nelson led in pruyor.
Prof. J. G. Garrett then arranged
tho class and lod in singing for 30
minutes.
Mr.. IT. G.. Robinson was then in
troducod to tho audience and adj
dressed tho schools for IS minutes,
in a most ludable edifying and in.
structive manner. Every one that
did not avail themselves of this
address lost Il treat.
Hon. B. j. Johnson was then
called on to mako an address. Mr..
Johnson said that he did not como
prepared to make an address, and
begged to be excused-but after
boing insisted on he arose and ad-
dressed the schools for about twen-
ty minutes in all explicit, pleasing
and feeling manner. Mr.. johnson
spoke with the grace of God in his
hoart, and narrated tho duty of the
parents in regard to sending their
children to tho Sabbath school.
An intermission of one hour and
thirty minutes was then given for
dinner. Right hero wo will say
that if anybody won't homo hun
CRY it was their own fault, for wo
think every buggy, cart, wagon,
and may be, q wheelbarrow or two,
contained n basket.
at half-past o'clock the audi
ence re-assembled in the house .
Mr.. w. II. Bryant arranged the
class, and led tho choir for thirty
minutes, followed by Prof. J. M
Looper for thirty minutes.
Rev. II. P. Nelson was thon in
troducod and hold the undivided
attention of the audience for thir-
ty minutes. Mr.. Nelson is an OK
porlenced man in tho Sunday
School work and can give some
good advice.
Prof. e. M. Bolding then led the
choir for thirty minutes, followed
by Mr.. w. f. Tompkins and Rov.
Il. w. Nelson for thirty minutes
each. Everybody went home sor-
rowfully that such nm occasion do
not come but once a year ut the
Same place.
There was q copious crop of can
didates present, and don't you for
got it. J. ALoNzo BROWN.
Testian oMiaHs of Sonao PARTIES vyla>
Have Purchased Organs from
Alexander Bros. 81 Co., Green
| Willie, q. c.,
Greenville, 8. c.,
Alexander Bros. & Co., Greenville, 8. G.,
Gentlemen The Cabinet Gran,
Piano, Kranich & Bach, I pur
chased from you have given entir
satisfaction. To any one that dc
sires first class instrument I cal
heartily recommend it.
. J. A. McCULLoUaH.
Attorney
Greenville, S. c., Feb. 20, 1892.
Mr AZ T. Aloxnndnr r;4.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1894-07-12
Fl ere is the Place
TO buy Your
GOODS. = ..-..

lfyou want value received for your
money. | don't have to be under
sold--if YOU don't believe it come
and try me. I have some PURE
APPLE VINEGAR, at TWENTY
cents per gallon.
I have F 10 U r, MOLASSEs,
SUGAR, COF FE E, CANNED
GOODS-and lots of other things
you need, that will 60 very cheap for
cash.
IT You like Mackerel, try mine.
If you like White Fish try
mine.
IT you chew TO bacco, try
mine.
If you smoke Cigars, try mine.
w. G. BramIett.
Juno IL, 1894.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
How the Little Wife Managed

The young husband was some.
what surprised when his wife came
in the office. She opened the con.
versation at once.
81 want enough money to go out
of town for a few days." she said
land you will have to take you,
meals down town for few days"
"Why, what does this meanP"
ut means just this. | got a
messenger boy to come to the house
for Mary Ann, to tell her she was
wanted at her aunt's, and as soon
as she got around the corner, | shut
up the house and locked it and ran
away. When she comes back she
won't find any one there. We
don't owe her anything, so it is all
right, and / wanted to discharge
her, but you know | never would
dare to tell her to go, and | knew
you wouldn't dare, and don't you
think your little wife knows pref
ty we'll how to manage? Say yes,
now, or I'll break down and cry
right here in the office. Indiana
polls Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
Keep to the Right and Go Ahead.

The story is told that, OH a GER
tain occasion, when q company of
persons were discussing in crowd
ed room sacred subjects and certain
prominent men, one suddenly ex-
claimed: II should like to meet
that bishop of Lichfeld; I'd put a
question to him that would puzzle
him."
Every WE'LL" said a voice out of
another corner, "now is your time,
for | am the bishop"
The man was somewhat startled
and taken aback, but presently re-
covered himself and said: "Well,
my lord, can you tell me the way
to heaven?"
Nothing easier" answered the
bishop, ''you have only to turn to
the right and go straight ahead"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

The old man didn't know, and
his wife sent him to policeman
near by to learn.
"Who am dat gemman, boss?'
he inquired of the officer.
"He's millionaire" replied the
policeman.
"What am dat, boss?"
C1"That's Ia man who has several
millions.
Uncle Ezry thanked him anG
went back to Susan.
"Well," she inquired, "who de
gemman?"
HE am a millionaire.
who's datp"
Oats gemman what has sev'a
millions"
"An' what am millions?",
Uncle Ezry had forgotten to asl
the policeman this question and h
was thrown out of his reckoning
by it, but he began to think.
"Why, clile," he said after a mo
ment or two, as his face frightened
"doan' you know what dem Isl
Jes' look at the fine eep OBJ d.
gemman an you amt gwineter b.
akin no questions like dat, sho'."
$50 de Lawd," she burst out will
the rich, spontaneous laugh of he
race, "co'se / knows. 1t sut'ney an
watermillions."
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
Two Lives Saved.

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction City,
ILL.,, was told by her doctors she had con-
sumption and that there was no hope for
her, but two bottles of DR.. Kings New Dis
covery completely cured her and she says it
saved her life. Mr.. Thos. Eggers, 1879
Florida ST., San Francisco, suffering from u
dreadful cold, approaching consumption,
tried without result everything else, then
bought one bottle of DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery and in two weeks was cured. He is
naturally thankful. 1t is such results of
which these are samples, that prove the
wonderful efficacy of this medicine in coughs
and colds. Free trial bottles at j. E. Field
& Co.'s drug store. 5
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
One Way of Making a Profit.

Wife-"I have made 5000 this
afternoon"
Husband-"Phew."
"You paid only $500 for that old
piano, didn't you?"
ayes"
"Well, have sold it for $780,"
MY! my! What are you going
to do with the money!"
"There isn't any money"
"Eh?"
81 sold it to dealer. He gives
me new piano for 81 900 and al
lows me $500 for the old one. If
you'd stay at home and let me go to
your Office and attend to your bust
ness you'd soon berich. Just think!
Two hundred dollars day is S73,-
600 year."
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
Electric Bitters.

This remedy is becoming so well known
and so popular as to need no special men,
ton. All who have used Electric Bitters
sing the same song of praise. A purer
medicine does not exist and it is guaranteed
to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters
will cure all diseases of the liver and kid.
neys, will remove pimples, boils, salt rheum
and other affections caused by impure blood.
Will drive malaria from the system and
prevent as well as cure all malaria fevers.
For cure of headache, constipation and in
digestion try Electric Bitters--entire salts
faction guaranteed, or money refunded.
Price 80 cts. and 81 per bottle at j. E.
Field q Co.'s drug store 5
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
MORTGAGE SALE.


Default having been made for six months and
upwards, the part of the mortgagors in the con-
dtions of two certain mortgages, made and execut-
ed by Charles Is. Browning and Emma Ray Brown
ing, his wife, of the city and county Of Apena,
state of Michigan, mortgagors, to The Alpena Loan
and Building Association, a corporation organized
and doing business under the laws Of the state of
of May 1891, and the 9th day of June 1884, and re-
corded in the Office of the Register of Deeds for AL
pena county the 9th and 10th days of June 1891,
in Liber ~ of mortgages, on pages 268 and 27O,
upon which mortgages there is now claimed to be
due and unpaid, for principal, interest, premiums,
fines, taxes and insurance paid by the mortgage,
the sum of fourteen hundred and twelve dollars
and twenty-four cents s1 4l2.24) together with an
attorney fee provided by law, which said
amounts the said mortgagee, by virtue OF the OPP
ton contained in said mortgages has heretofore and
does now declare to be due and payable, and no
proceeding in law or equity having been had or in
stuted to collect said debts, any part thereof;
Now, therefore, by virtue of the power OF sale in
said mortgages contained and of the statute in such
case made and provided, in order 20 satisfy the
amount due on said mortgages. including costs and
attorney fec, the mortgage hereby gives notice
that it will offer for sale aud sell, at public auction
or vendue, TO the highest bidder, on Thursday,
July 18th, 1884, at o'clock p. of that day, at the
easterly front door of the Court House, in the city
of Apena, in said county, said Court House being
the place in which the Circuit Court for said Alpe-
ma county is held. The premises described in said
mortgages, TO be sold aforesaid, as
follows: Lot number nine t9l, in block number one
hundred and seventeen, 1i7,i of Fletcher's second
addition to the city OF Alpena, according to the
corded plat thereof.
Dated at Alpena, Michigan, April 18th, 1894.
THE ALPENA LOAN BUILDING ASSOCIATION,
Mortgage.
fnrM
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
His Condition of Health.

"Were you acquainted with thu
murdered man?' asked the prose.
cutting attorney of colored witness
for the defense in a murder case in
Texas. The willingness of the wit
ness to say all that he could in be-
half of the murderer was very ap-
parent, by the way.
II knowed him. He was de hon.
estest-"
"Never mind about his honesty.
You say you knew him?"
"Yes, sir. Use proud to say |
nebber knowed such noble"
Nobody asked about that. What
was the condition of his health
was he not in robust health?"
mo, sab! He was the feeblest
niger | cher seed?"
HE was killed by the accused,
was he notP"
II can't say so, sab. My idee am
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all skin Eruptions, and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price % cents box.
For sale by J. E. Field & Co.