davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

nj eatimable OsAtro Asturiaao he tsBido Ii
cortenia que % eStimamOz muchs, do invitaraol
= faciltarnos papelstA de sntrada para los feGte-
los orgaAizAdoa pOr la dicha sociedad y que ae
yleren celebrsndo on Puerts de Terra On honor
dc Nuestra setorA do OovAdonga. Agradsce-
mos mucho Ii atenci6n.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30
Ell PAN POR LAS NUBES
particular,

DiiimoS aver que d p1n que arteS Ss ven.
die vell6n ID libra he Eubido Tepsntinamente
& oehavoB. Es dseir IN ciRcuents per eiento
de aumsnto Eobre gu presto ordinArio. LA hsri.
Ra que % veRdfa antsayer ochO , cusrto pssou
81 raco, pe vende hoy oncs medic } doce pc.
Eos con tendsnciA slSa. Z Hsguramsnts 40
Tsadssk gag cara cgaato smpisoa imppgtsgga
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

Retreta eEts RoCAe pOr ID baAda dc Volun.
tatioa: IL Yaso dosle "Irl Maestro Oiruels, !"
Vinulo q slsfOniA Opera Nl Rsgense" Mer.
sad.nsa. ~ MOaslco Opera sAsfsdlo u di Ar.
lsmo, Verdi ~ Vases s'Pepa Pepe,D Jol6
.. MsrtlRez. s. GAvosA DIaa Virgen aei Mar"
6ryits. 6S DANA ..kl Osrroua 81" DueKo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

a. gunas personas nos han manifeBtado de.
1905 de CoAoCeE 81 Rombre del aCtusl Fiscal de
Is Audiences de Ponce que ha denanclado ae-
euestrado LA DsmocraClh" eustro veces en- estoE
dltimoa dlaa. III nombre de disho caballsro 50
den FarmiR Verdi.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

aver ae inscribieroa ea d RsgistEo Civil del
Jusgado municipal de Oatedral las defunCione
do Gregoria Oampos Torres de viIue.aa, Pedro
Sanchez dc paralisis agisbnte, Nicolan BeltrSn J
Santos de viruelaH hemon6gisas J sa 81 de SS1
Francisco ID defunci6n de Martin NieYeH do ne.
aingitia sguda los AaCmjsatOu de Nagdalsno
MArio Tiaaiero Juan II. nciEeo Oorrea Y Yinals
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

Ha ,egrsando ID Villa de Oosmo ID EsTOrs
doha GsnarA Santiago, yiuda de Aponts J her.
mana dc nuestro respectable amigo don Olotlds
Santiago, dsspueS de habsr passdo una tsmpora
do on AiboRlto, doade tuYo ID desgraeia de per.
der Ga Eeaor esposo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

El bieiso 6igaalo blea los aHcionados Z
ess sport, 81 bicclo no 10 inveat6 ningda ingeBie
70 n nisg6a me &nice, ainc m enrs, el abate
PIant6a, que en- ls45 comeAz6 nervirEe de ID
vsl6z maquinA para llevar los Santos Oleos &
aquellos fsIigreSsS de Gu pArroquia que se halla-
ban punto dc ext tirar. EEtO 40 10 dsSimos nos.
otSos, 10 hAsemoa ConntRE aai, como protsata
cpAta piszta msltypla g0lasshs qae pudi'rp sx,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

Ayer gecibi0 Al. oeobb, lagsAIsfo de las obxca
del aGusdusto ea coAshrucslon, an oacic dol
AyunEamlento de eata Capital en que rctunda-
ments SO le mega is pr6rogs solioitada para ter
minar loH trabaJOs VolvexemoH oCuparacs dc
este asunto
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

III gAHto dc material para ID AudianCia to
Rlkor.al de eatA iula las Audiancias dc 10 UFiml-
AL, indsmnzAclonsS, Juagadts dc Ia IhatalSis,
e1nilioaes del servlclo y AIquieE dc edt6Cio sA
sl Ano economics actual AEolende l6.4LO pesos
moRsda oiOla.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

Tenomos Rotielas dc cue lOl Baaoa de Goa
mo ccntindAn llegando extraordiaaEiA eanhdad
do bauiatas, q extreme de que yATiaa tamtliAs
tieuen que eupsSar turno, por fAlts dc l0eAlidAa
donde acomodarlas.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

HsmoB dido dsSlr que 81 pE1mero del pr6xi-
mo ssptiembre quedera dsdnisivAmsAte instsla-
do 81 BancO Tsrritorlsl y AgricoA. III local
dssigRAdc, as donde ebtuyo hace pogo sl BaAco
NspAnol Dc Puerto-Rieo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30
RI0J A CLlARE ET'EI

Compania Vinicola del Norts dc Espaha
Bilbao Unicos importadores y depoaltarioa,
MULLENHOFF u KORBER. san Juan,
Puerto Rico
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30
SOIRO
MONOPoLIO2 2

mo, hombre, mol lQll6a ha dleh0 Que 81
LAS DELIOEAs DE- RICO, % monopoli.
kAt Crse Vd. que llegar nna mssa muy Iuiosa
meier servlda por unog chicoS que Bon lA cys.
no de los mozos y..... & que no hay quien
lsa iguale por que elos non el ss aoAb6 do los de
rwDs6o d caisd Aunqus Vd. ne tsnga spssito, co.
lAmeate cor Dir Is variaci6n On lOs platos que
aili Is confectionery 10 dan deleos do conner ~ ya
10 cEeo que Vd. consl bien unas Eopa1 IN cal.
do gaIlsgo, que 10 haean hAata Gil, una PasllA
y..... POI tan POGO dinerc que % queda Yd. sd
mixado tan regustado que Ss abOna d momsnto
Dor todU 81 rssto dc % vida. AQUuLN0, gus
#es el dueno, no est6 per IL NonopolO 10 que 81
ouiere son marchAates. No otvidar1e; Gale de
fstuSA eR LAS DELI Las DE PTO.-RICO
q espera AQUILIN0,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

III ease esto J. Z 2 s'11Tssts T1saoF France Res
- tale9z 81 cueata con IN nusvo surtido
d. Alp4csH do difsveateS cOlereI Sepanlo, pues,
los que asCesiten nacOs baTatoS J bositou propioE
psre ID estaci6n. (H
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

La cI6aiea dc Ms1iaRo Abril que he reaibl.
10 una cuhrta deAuaeiA y sseusstro { s'LiA Dems.
craCia" Go tltula sBeCerTadAs'.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

hi rs del coErisato tomo possession del Juzga-
do de IL InstAasia 40 Vsga-bsja pars 81 cual
fu6 nombrado hlce POGO 81 tenor don hCaEdo
Parela.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30
LUZ LDllgLHlLARl1.5
DE NUEVA YORK

Ea caias de 10 galOnea oompletou Dets
IIan pracios limitadoB- MGWrO p. Maycea~ 45-5
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30
MeloneS De Valencia

Muy supsrloros, lcs hay Dc vontA eA "a casa
dc 3, Fopz HrREAno, TsnuA ssqnisa For
taieEa
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30

Fa6 detssidO pOr l. p liCiA On 81 dfa dc eye
d in lividuo Ssgundo ToHreI por promoysr On 90
skmdslo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1894-08-30
EABA00 SUPNfIOR DEL PALS

Lo dstAllA don Jose Fern6adez VIlIamll s4
LA ASTURlANAr vale del ComsrSlo nhmere
81, Rlo-pleaEaa. 1876
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
The Devil's Looklug.lalass.

Zone of the most peculiar of stone
formations is the 'deyil's looking glass
Oh Nolachucy River, said Tennescean
to the Globe Democrat man. It is a
palisade which arises abruptly from the
river to height of about two hundred
feet, 1t is perfectly smooth, and about
one hundred wide. When the sun is
at certain stage, it throws a shadow
over the water, and reflects the sun
beams as a mirror would, dazzling the
eyes Of the beholder, sometimes almost
binding him with brightness. To 60
upon the river in skif and look down
into the water,is to see an image reflect.
ed, but always distorted. 1t Is this
which gave the name to the formation.
and there are several interesting legends
connected with it. some of which are
devoutly belieYed by the mouataipeers.
One of these is that every night at
midnight, when the moon shines. the
deyil goes there to bathe and make up
his toilet, using the rock, with the re-
Election Of the moonlight, as looking.
glass;"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rev. G. A. #hl1mo1e
oaa or. Weekly Lectures Tuesday evening,
Meeting of Ladies' Aid Society every. second
Wednesday evening. Regular services )
o. pointment from the pulpit.
Lutheran Church-Rev. J. q. Barb, pas
or. Services, Sunday 10 4. M: ana o.5V r.
il. Sunday School, 3. P. u Prayer Meet
ing, Wednesday, 645 P.
United Brethren Church-Rev w. l..
Martin, Pastor. Regular Services ny ap-
tppointment from the pulpit.
Glass Meeting every two weeks at ~ g. H.
PRAYER Meeting every Thursday evening
Sunday School 2 PM. p,,
Mile Society every econu ana roui'n
Wednesday evenings o;,.
Missionary Meetings by regular appoint
iaent,
horavian Church: Rey. NJ. F. Oerter, fas'
tor. Sunday School every Sundays a; IN.
preaching services will be held every other
Sunday as heretofore. alternating morning
and evening at 10 ard 7:3o respectively
Methodist Episcopal Church - Rev.
Henry Mann Pastor. Services every alter
hate sunday at 10 A. N. and 7.3O r. NJ
Sunday School at 9 A. NJ. rayer Meeting
every Wednesday evening at7.3O =. M.
81, Stephens Church, Protestant Episco-
nai-Rev. r. Nottingham, Pastor. Ser
Vices every Sunday at 1880 I" m.' except on
Sth Sunday in the month, then at nlght.
Evening Prayer, Fridays AZ T.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
How lie PropOsed.

She-Whatever Helen saw in Tom
Jones to marry him don't see.
He-Nor |.
The man I marry must be short.
Yes ? (sotto voce.) I'm tall.
And fair.
Indeed7 (Sotto voce.) I'm dark
And rich.
No doubt. {Sotto voce.) Pm poor.
Aud have no petty vices.
You are quite right. (Sotto yoce.
I've got EN- all.
Nor large ones.
OF course. (Sotto voce.) That Let's
me out.
And have title.
Good gracious, Ethell
And he must worship the very grohnd
! stand on.
Why, Ethel, I do that, but
But what, George
l zee l haye no shoK to-et--to as
pire TO-
Oh, George, this is so Sudden But
you may ask There, now, you've
rumpled my hair all up, you horrld
boy
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
Advertise in The CLARION.
4 Natural Misunderstanding


4 Natural Misunderstanding
They we're talking oyer the hong
distant telephone.
Accountable weather, this, said the
man at the New York end as be finish.
ed the business compensation and noted
that he had two minutes more of talk
ing time to his credit, in using the
phone.
Terrible, said the man at the Chicago
end sympathetieally.
I haye to take the greatest care Of
myself, said the New Yorker.
He, too, replied the Chicago man.
And cyan then ! suffer awfully.
81 do l.
And wear csbbage ieayes in my bat.
WHAT said the Chicago man.
Cabbage leates. you know-protect
from the heat.
Great Scott From the heat?
Yes. sam the New York man. I'm t
that you were talking about?
Mercy mol said the Oh icago talker,
] was talking about the exeess,ye cold !!
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
Subscribe for The CLARION.

A summer hit-Slapping mosquito.
A still alarm-"The revenue officers
are coming
The only really true and steadfast
loye is love of self.
Every bird pleases US with its lay
especially the hen.
Don't talk too much. A stiff lower
jaw is as useful as a stiff upper lip.
Some people are never at home un-
til they are away from home.
A beetle can draw twenty times its
own weight. So can mustard plas
ter.
You will notice that tho man who
is spoken Of as "superioc to clothes
wears mighty poor clothes.
Nothing is easier to understand than
how we shouldn't haye made the mis-.
takes we have seen other people make.
The man who is willing to wait for
something to turn up is usually too
blind to see it when it comes along.
Oddly enoagh the homliest Of old
maids are generally girls who were
matchless in their youth.
Uncle George-Are You good al
guessing7 Little Dick-Yes, indeed
I'm head in the spelling class.
Hs-My loye will h&ve no ending
dear.
ghe--Now, I say, George, aren't you
going to marry me, after all
son-Papa, how do they catch luna
ties7
Cynical father-Wlth large straw
hats and feathers and white dresses
jewellery and neat gloves, my boy.
Mamma (musingly)-Yes, l remem'
Der thst's how l dressed before We were
married.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
Avoid Cosmetics.

Ladies, shun cosmetics. Most of the
eoramon preparations contain poisonous
chemicals which exert deleterious &C.
ton on the skin; and at the best no
paint, powder or wash can supply the
beauty of a fine complexion. They are
palpable and a palpable fraud is an
abolainatiGn. Pure rain water and
good health are essentials to healthtul
skin. The former is plentiful: the lat
ter can be regained and kept by the
use of DR.. Pierces Golden Medical
Discovery which purifes the blood,
removes pimples, ,backheads and rough
ness, strengthens impaired digestion
and wards off pulmonary diseases.
Without pure blood you cannot haye q
tlesr complexion.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

"Ask why God made the gem SO
small.
And why so huge the granite;
Because he meant mankind should
plaee
The highest value on it.
This WAS Burns neat compliment to
a rather petite lady friend, but it ap
plies with literal exactness to the con.
ceuttated. yet agreeable, minute, sugar
coated globules. known the world oyer
as DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, which
are easy to take, quick and mild in their
action and leaye no constipating effects
They act especially on the liver stomach
bowels and blood, freeing the system
from impurities ond restoring healthy
otlon of tho organs,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Now, darling will you grant ME one
favor before 60?
Yes. George, will, she said, drop
ping her eyslashes and getting her lips
in shape. Wha. is she favor I can
grant you?
Only u little song at the piano, my
dear.
He-snppose ! were to ask you, just
for fun, that we get married.
she,-And suppose were to answer
just for fun, no.
He-Why,then, I'd think that if you
were speaking seriously you'd say
yes.
strangsr-Ay name, sir, is E. L.
Jones.
Busy MSn-Glad to see you sir,take
a chair.
| am a very old friend Of your
fathers.
You don't say 80 Take two
chairs.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

ONLY A DREAM.-Here is eome mon'
ey, my love, said the husband.
don't want sny, replied the wife.
Come now, darling, take this ffty-
dollar bill and 60 SHOPPING.
Thank you, dearest; but l really
don't care to; l would rather stay al
home and help the hired g,rl.
Then the husband awoke aud found,
az the reader has already suspected,
that he had been dreaming.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
Read The CLARION.

An exchange says that possesses
possesses more SIS than any other word
of its size possesses. Now, this excess
sive use Of SIS in possesses is equalled
by the successive use Of s's in assesses
and Assesses assesses the Sc to as great
an excess as possesses assesses the SIS ;
and assesses possesses as many SIS AS
possesses possesses SIS; also assesses
assesses the SIS as excessively as poss-
esses assesses the SIS.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Lzerte-- What is the color of eyes,
Henry7
Henry-K ana sure don't know.
And yet you say you love me9
l do. cannot tell she color of your
eyes because they are 80 bright they
blind ME.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
Politics. devoted to Literature. Local and General news
have more meat on it.

have more meat on 1t.
How much we would haye lost had
God made the sun go that it could nev.
er leave US in the DARK.
Every Christian life ought to be such
that if all men were living it the result
would be a heayen on earth.
There is great deal Of preaching
that does not turn any one towards God,
because it does not come from the heart.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Fatty Spacer-Where is your fam
lily this summer, Desque7
Ed Desque-They're stopping at q
little hamlet down on Long Island.
And you?
I'm boarding at little ham and
egglet on Park Eo W.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
No. z
@M

Mother Goodness me Is that Irene
at the piano2
Little Son-Yes ma am.
Well 20 ask her what she is doing.
II she is practicing, she can keep on un'
til the hour is up; but if she is playing
tell her to stop.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Small Boy (in fish markeD-Aave
you any dry fish
Fisherman-Yes, sonpis.
Small Boy-Well, give them drink
then.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
RAMS HORN BLASTS.

SelI-IOY0 eenU6 Out uo AIAooAoua1Aeo'
Eernest endeavor is sure of reward.
Sin at first sight always looks HARM
less.
Our little sins will hide Gods whole
face.
God puts our greatest duties nearest
to US.
The next door nsighbor to selfshness
is sin
A temptation yielded to is step tow
ard the pit.
A life o. crime is often the result of
running in debt.
Heaven finds a new Joy every time a
sinner repents.
The true hero is the one who has the
courage to do right.
We are on trial ourselves whenever
We condemn another.
1t is foolishness to try to reason about
what we cannot know.
God never had an enemy who was
not the bitter foe of man.
God alone can tell when our personal
influence is going to stop.
The more you love yourself the less
you will be loyed by others.
Nothing makes US richer that does
not make US more thankful.
The one who has suffered has a key
that can unlock many hearts.
1t is much easier to love soms people
than it is to agree with them.
The day becomes longer every time
Q lazy man looks at the clock.
Every man can soon get rich if he
will only aak God to tell him how.
Our tears are round to remind US
that God loves the whole world.
The man who rejects Christ loyes the
devil whether he knows it or not.
The devil is always trying to prove
that little sin has no poison in it.
God meyer asks any body to bear more
than one kind Of trouble at time.
The man who is cheated is that much
better off than the one who cheats.
If the devil had to work without a
mask he would never leaye the pit.
Put q pig in a parlor and it will i'm
aediately begin to look for mud.
The only sure foundation upon which
to build tor eternity is faith IN God.
! When the devil can't 90 to churcl
himself be always sends hypocrite.
The man who is willing to learn on'
thing At time will soon know much
The man who is not conscious Of hi
own faults has no charity for another
The man who asks God for his dali!
bread will not try to get The whole Loaf
No map can be either saved or los
without himself giving the casting vote
Time sets his chisel a little deepe
eyerytims there is frown upon tn
face.
Christ's rest is best enjoyed by thos
who are trying to give rest to somebod.
else.
The tronbls that troubles US the mos
are the ones that SHOULD trouble US th
least.
The hardest thing The devil ever triet
to do was to stsrye good man to death
The Bible teaches that the way W
treat the poor is the test Of Our lo3slt.
to Christ.
Many a man has become loyer O.
the Bible by hearing some inidel tall
against it.
The old man is q drankard because
the boy didn't decide not 10 take his
first drink.
There are men who hope to get ia
heaven simply because they hsye' never
been in Jail.
He who said I'm m7 Fathers house
are many mansions" had not whsre to
lay His head.
| It may be that the woman who gave
the two mites never had very much to
say in church!
Mansions are being prepared in hea-
ven only for those who liYe in the love
of Christ.
God stands pledged to supply the
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Every woman believes that if her
husband could be married to some other
woman for week he would know how
to appreciate her.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27
WoDRS OF WISDOM.

Nothing Can cost so much a. sin,
People never get the big head be-
cause they know too much.
The only joys which live and grow
are those which are shared with others.
The devil feels proud of the man who
joins the church to make money,
The man who belongs altogether to
ths devsl is generally the last to find it
out.
By the time man acquires little
sense he is too ola to take avantage Of
it.
It is as much murder to kill q man
with pill as 1t is to do it with a can
non ball.
Our mistakes can tell us something
very much to our advantage if we will
but listen to them.
There are still too many people who
enjoy seeing tin pan tied to the tail
of soms other mans dog.
If you don't want people to look
always on tha dark side of life give
them peep at the other side.
When q man starts out to reform
himself be has undertaken a Job that
will keep him busy for life.
There is one thing in which the poor
man has the advantage Of a rich man
be knows who are his friends.
Every woman believes that II her
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Mamma says she knows that when
we are married we shap't live so like
cat and dog as she and papa do.
No indeed Your mamma is right.
Yes, si1s says she is sure you'll be
easier to manage than papa is.
Oh.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

The oldest coupler in use--the we'd
ding ring.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Boston Girl-When cold put cotton
in my ears.
Chicago Girl-How many bales7
About twenty. Enough to fill one Of
your slippers.
And you will not be mine ? he asked
tenderly, as he took her hand.
No, Percy, she replied. can never
marry horse doctor; but the moment
you become veterinary surgeon am
yours.
Ninnie-Here is a story about girl
who refused to marry man because bis
complexion didn't match her hair.
Mamie-doodness. The silly thing
must hays thought that married people
had to be together most of the time.
A man by the name of Corn was mar
ried in Armstrong county, Patio lady
by the name Of Wheat: The choir sang,
"What Shall the Harvest Be-" A boy
in the audience yelled 'Fhubbins" and
they fired him oht of the thurch.
Kitty-1 don't see why you need be
80 careful. Nice girls Won't sue you
for ach-of-promise:
Tom-But you can't find out wheth-
er they're NICE or not until they bring
the suit.
Teacher-Did any Of you eyer see an
elephant skin?
Johnny-1 haye.
Where7
Jon the elephant.
Boy, inquired polite gentleman ofa
street urchin, may inquire where
Smiths drug store is?
Certainly, sir, replied the boy, very
respectfully.
Well. cir. said the gentleman. after
waiting awhile, where is it.?
/ have not the least idea, yer honor,
| said the urchin.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

It pays to advertise in The CLARION.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

There is one thing in which the poor
man has the advantage Of rich man /;
he knows who are his friends.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

The only joys which live and grow
are those which are shared with others.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

When q man starts out to reform
himself be has undertaken a job that
will keep him busy for life.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

Nothing Can cost so much a. sin.
People never get the big head be
cause they know too much.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

The man who belongs altogether to
ths devsl is generally the last to find it
out.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

The devil feels proud of the man who
Joins the church to make money.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1894-09-27

If you don't want people to look
always on tha dark side of life give
them q peep at the other side.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-10-30
Chance to Lose Son1e Money

The taxpayers are paying heavy
for displacing the Republicans from
the control Of Ormsby County two
years ago. 1t cost SI5, 229 Al dur
ing the Silver party administration in
excess Of what the Republicans paid
out for conducting the county gov
eminent during the years of 1891
and 1892. Keep this i'll mind,
Messrs. voters, and place Republi-
cans again on guard Tribune.
We viii wager the Tribune any
part of $1,000 that the above is an
absolute lie that canr.ot be substar-
tiated by the figures. The Silver
party stands ready to wager the
above amount, on this proposition,
the winner IT, divide the $1,000
among the various religious den, mi
nations.in this city.