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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-01-27
EXECUTORS NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed has been duly appointed by the
County Court of the State of Oregon for
the will annexed of the estate of James
Underhill deceased. All persons having
claims against said estate are hereby re-
quired to present them to me with
proper vouchers at the law office of Con-
don & Condor in Dalles City, Oregon,
within six months from the date of this
notice.
November IL, 1898.
CLARA 2. UNDERHfLL,
Executrix of the Estate of James Under
hill, deceased.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-01-27

Beautiful Cabinets, finished in artistic
manner. for 81 per dozen at Fortin's gall
lery, opposite Mays & Groves.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-01-27

n sIDDALL DENTIST. - Gas given for the
De painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
set on flowed aluminium plate. Rooms: Sign OF
the Golden Tooth, Second Street.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-01-27

Per Year. so W
Per month, by carrier. ........-.----..--....-. 90
Single copy. ---.-.-.---.------.---. D
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-01-27
WOODS PHOSPHODINE.
E1Ea,t EEx.r< r<Iasi.

Promptly and permanently
cures an forms Of Nervous
Weakness, Erlissfoas, Sperm
dtorrhea, In.potsncy and an
effects of abuse or Processes.
Been prescribed over 50
yearsin thousands OF casess
is the only Residble and Hon-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Horses at Present.

But few farmers will readily part
With their best horses this spring.
With the dull times, however, some
have thought that it does not pay to
feed or even Craze the ordinary colt for
another year and are disposed to sell
at sacrifice. This spirit tends only to
lower values still more. If it is the pre-
vailing sentiment in a community the
result Is to cause owners to think less
of their best horses. For two years
past, interest in farm stock has declin-
cd and has 1t would seem. now reach
ed the lowest mark. Confidence in the
future and in improved stock are the
only things which will now advance
prices.
All farm stock is much depressed and
1t appears that there is as good pros
poets for the horse trade several years
from now as for any animals. Other
stock when ready for market must be
sold whatever the prices at the time,
for fatted animals are held ut loss.
The good horse on the other hand can
pay part If not all Of his keep with
work. This training will add to his
value whether sold at home or In q dis
tant market In the hands Of q skilled
horseman promising brood mares may
now be Of greater value than any other
domestic animals. To almost any farm
err the choice mare is worth much more
than is now offered for her If bred with
care and her produce judiciously hand
led. Try to obtain the best in blood
and individuality.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Shoes for sprinrtime.

A woman's congress shoe Of the whole
foxed variety Of bright dongola is pro-
duced, says the Shoe and Leather Re-
porter. The foXing at the back extends
tapering to the top of the shoe and at
the front is tipped with patent leather.
The top Is Of plain light-colored cloth.
with gOring to match 1t In color. This
is in imitation button style, the seal
Hoped button piece forming the seam
line against the goring Mt the front,
and the extension Of the fOXing to the
seam line at the back. BY this method
the shoe is simplitied us to the number
Of pieces required for the top and Il
minimum Of seams is obtained. With
medium heel and Il narrow. rounded toe
the shoe is neat in appearance. A SINH
lar shoe is of French kid, the difference
being that the handsome. broad button
piece is of this bright leather. instead
of cloth. forming a pretty contrast 10
the dull black gOring. instead of ma tcll-
ing 1t as in the former. A sample shoe,
with pretty name. is low cut and Il
combination of button and lace fast
encrs, of soft, black kid. Down the
front Is a line Of scalloped-edge open
work. to show the stocking Of the wear
er. The elaborate and broad button
piece has three acknowledged points,
corresponding to the three buttons, and
u circular hole is made below each but
ton, through which also the hosiery is
visible when OIL the foot. 1t is broad,
perforated heel foxing Of the same ma
terial.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06

Many times women CAL On their family
physicians, suffering, - they imagine. one
from dyspepsia, another from heart disesse.
smother from liver or kidney disease, another
smother with pain here and thsre' and r,
this way they eli present, alike to themselves
and their easy-going and indifFersnt. or Oyer.
busy doctor, separate and distinct diseasea.
Tor which be prescribes his pills and potions'
assuming them to be such, when, IN reoiitv'
then are all only symptoms caused BY some
womb disorder. Tho physician, ignorant Of
until large bills arc made. Tho suffering
patient gets no better, but probably worse
by reason Of the delay, wrong treatment and
consequent complications A proper medi-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Handles the Forceps Easily,
MOST PERFECT MADE.

Handles the Forceps Easily.
Among the successful exhibits of dcn-
tistry at the worlds fair was one sent
here by DR.. Carrie Wolfsbruck, the only
female practicing graduate Of the New
York College Of Dentistry. Her office
is at 454 Lexington avenue, where she
may be found every afternoon hard Mt
work, for the pretty young tooth doctor
has lucrative practice. She Is plump
little woman. with big blue eyes, an
abundance Of brown hair and rose
leaf complexion. Most of her patients
IRE men and she prefers them to men,
bers Of her own sex. ''They are," she
says 'much nicer to deal with" than
Homen-less cranky. and not nearly so
apt to growl about the bill. Sometimes
the men ask her II she thinks she is
strong enough to do the work, and DR..
Carrie says grimly that this question is
never asked by patient except on the
occasion of first visit; after that they
know better. Then again most men are
In mortal terror Of dentist. and gencr-
ally think that woman will treat them
more gently. She declares that the
greatest towards she has to deal with
are doctors and dentists, and she finds
great amusement In hearing their ap-
peals that she be merciful and let them
off as easily as she can. Her opinion
is that men and women are both ter
ribly vain. about equal proportions of
the sexes coming to her with requests
for impossible professional help in the
direction Of improving their appear
ance.S Some of them even ask her to
change the shape of their mouths. DR..
Wolfsbrrck shows several scars on her
plump hands. souvenirs of swapping
jaws Of patients either under the intiu-
ence Of gas or simply when particular.
~ ANXIOUS to close their mouths.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06

aog1 eeel ~ : \! :.
n objsch q H. dairy eoaszs,
y ~ foetA b ~ seessdl articls q
their constitution, afs enlarged upoa
IN tho resolution passed just bseoet
ad3ownment They are % follows:
Whereas This convention recognises
The importance Of the homo dairy. q
being the primary condltioa Of TIL
dairy industry In all new and spafseay
settled communities, OF necessity coins
before and forming the basis OF Oh
subsequent cooperative work: there
fore, 4
Resolved, That this association WIN
In all legitimate ways encourage the
the establishment Of dairy schools, and
10 al tudiclous ways use the iniuenct
Of this association for the purpose Of
carrying light and help to the isolated
dairy farmer. s
Resolved, That we extend the hand
OF friendship to our sister organization
the National Dairy Union, which L
working for the purpose Of securing na
ttonal aud state legislation to protect
thu dalrymen Of the United States
against the sale Of counterfeit food pro
ducts made in imitation or semblancl
Of pure butter or cheese. We accept
with thanks its assurance Of c0-0pefa
tion, and wish 1t Godspeed In the worn
It has undertaken.
Resolved, That we view with favol
the bill introduced In the United States
senate In January by Senator Hin (Sen
ate bill No. 1870. 1t being Q bill t.
place ole0margarine and all limitation
butter and cheese under the control
Of the laws Of the several states. even
when It Is in the package in which Il
may be imported into any state. W.
urge upon congress ito early enactment
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
She undefataAd.

Among the many stories told Of the
childhood Of Queen Victoria is one Of a
7isit made with her mother at Went
worth House in Yorkshire. While there
the princess delighted in running about
by herself in the gardens and shrub.
berries. 49,
One wet morning soon after her ar.
rival the old gardener, who did not
know her, saw her about to descend q
treacherous bit Of ground from the ter.
race, and called out:
BE careful. miss, it's slapew York
shire word for slippery.
The ever curious princess, turning
her head, asked, whats slape?" and
at the same instant her feet Jew from
under her, and she came down.
The old gardener ran to lift her say-
ing, as he did %. That's Shape, miss.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
ENGLISH BURGLAR.
The Dinner Hour Their Favorits
Time for Lootine Large Mansions.
Roupl,lv smoking. h,,rrlnra nrnctice

The Dinner Hour Their Favorits
Time for Looting Large AIansions.
Roughly speaking, burglars practice
either rs housebreakes or warehouse
burglars. In the case of the last, the
iron safe Is the object Of attack, and
as the Waterman is either absent, de-
cOved away, or an accOmplice. the I'M
and their use Is not unnccumpanied by
neisc. ".Iimmics." or steel crowbars,
from to 5 feet long, thick. wcigllty
and with hooked points like eagles
beaks. pOnderous braces" for drilling
cs. and leaden hammers faced with
canisters of gunpOwder for blowing out
tho "safc" burglar.
branch Of the art. The tools are far
must be provided in addition to those
tarrcd rope for fixing to pOrticos as a
ready means Of descent are III. old pre-
caution. But the wire ana string ell
stretched across the paths and gardens
Of villas and country residence in
order to trip up pursucrs. ire a recent
improvement generally adopted by the
profession.
The equipment of the warehouse bur-
glar Is too bulky for hand carriage.
and Is always taken to the scene Of
action In u cab or Il spring cart.
II In hn,,So l,,,rUl1t. ~, rrin, 1,ia fOO1a
In his long overcoat; Il broken over
coat button. Of which onc-half was
found OH smashed window sill, was
used to identify burglar last week.
Some of the .jimmias" ut Scotland
Yard are of very careful workman
ship, unscrewing in the center. and able
to he concealed in Il hat. Masks are
an antiIuated precautiOn. One is,
however. preserved, which was worn
by Il burglar who was detected under
bed In public house before closing
time.
Burglarics committed after 0 o'clock
incur a heavier penalty than house,
breaking achieved before that hour.
For this and other reasons the time of
dinner is usually selected for the loot
ing of Il large establishment. This has
only one drawback. 1t leaves little
time for exploration. and the burglar
must he well acquainted with the ill.,
terror Of tho house. In this connection
women play an important and usually
an unconscious part.
1t is not difficult for a nice spoken
young man to get on friendly terms
with the maid servants of large es-
tablishemcnt, and servants take a spc-
cial pride in showing their friends
and admirers round well appointed
house. A judicious appreciation of the
taste displayed in the mistress bou-
doir leads naturally to view of the
bed room, and not seldom to voluntary
information as to the position of the
jewel box or safe. Nearly all the re-
cent great jewel robberies from private
houses have been effected during the
dinner hour.-London Spectator.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
How to Drc.. Calves.

Calves from three to six weeks old,
and weighing about 100 lbs. or say
from 80 to 12O lbs. are the most desir-
able weights for shipment. The head
should be cut out, SO rs to leave the
hide Of the head on the skin. The legs
should be cut off at the knee joint.
The entrails should be removed, except.
ing the kidneys; the liver, lights and
heart should be taken out. Cut the car
cass open from the neck through the
entire length-from head to bumgut.
If this is done they are not SO apt to
sour and spoil during hot weather.
Many a fine carcass has spoiled in hot
weather because not cut open. Don't
wash the carcass out with water, but
wipe out with dry cloth. Don't shin
until the animal heat is entirely out Of
the body, and never tie the carcass up
in bag, as this keeps the air from
circulating, and makes the meat more
liable to become tainted. Mark for
shipment by fastening q shipping tag
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
A Hardy ,Possuna.

"Playlng 'possum" Ia a common ex.
preston for deceit, and every boy
knows that the opossum frequently
fools his pursuers by pretending to be
dead until an opportunity for escape
occurs. The Chicago Herald describes
'possum which seems to be unusually
hardy for his species.
In the bottom Of a barrel down on
South Water street calmly reposes a
'possum with history. His sleek, well
red appearance gives no indication of
the hard times he had when q resident
OF the suburbs of Ashkun, in Egypt,
Illinois. In November, 1890, he was
waylaid by small boy with shotgun.
His inanimate form was thrown into
a box with q lot of dead rabbits, and
shipped to Il. G. Reichwald & Brother,
Chicago. On his arrival here he was
hung up by the tail to the awning
frame In front Of the store. and remain
ed there for nearly a week.
AT the end of that time one Of the
statesmen thought he detected signs Of
life in the little fellow. He accordingly
took him inside, washed the blood out
of his eyes, and gave him a warm place
near the stove. In few days the lit
tie animal was all right; but one day he
disappeared.
Yesterday morning one Of the men
brought down a barrel of sweepings
from the loft on the fifth floor. He pro-
posed burning them up in the cannon
stove on the main floor. The first hand.
full or two burned all right, and the
man reached down to the bottom Of
the barrel for a double armful.
His hands came together ON the
sleek and shiny coat Of the lost gentle
man from Ashkum. His discovery
cleared up good many mysteries that
have developed during his two years.
residence in Chicago. Mr. Reichwald
now knows who selected his finest
boxes Of Strawberries last spring, who
ate his blue-ribbon celery from Kala-
mazoo, who ate the finest bananas in the
cellar, who ate the pineapples the pears
cherries, grapes, onions, and other deli
cacies which his firm has missed from
time to time"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Who Was the Richest.

Great was the rejoicing In the Castle
Of Worms one evening about four hun
dred years ago. Nearly all the German
mobiles and princes were assembled In
the spacious hall, and yood-fcllowship
and enjoyment reigned supreme.
Suddenly, however, some one made
an unfortunate remark rs to the differ-
ence that existed between the wealth
Of the various states. But none Of the
rulers would admit that he was poorer
than the others, and each one strove to
prove the truth of his assertion.
What can compare with my domin-
ions," spoke the Prince of Saxony,
proudly, every mountain of which
holds silver mine?"
Just consider my fertile lands" an
swered the Count Palatine Of the Rhine
Provinces, with their valleys covered
with golden cornfields and their hills
crowned with rich vineyards"
when 1t comes to that" said Lewis,
the Count Of Bavaria. 81 consider that
my realm, with its wealthy cities dnd
stately abbeys, is not one whit inferior
to either Of yours"
And 80 the talk went on, each striv.
ing to Guido his neighbors in the des.
cription Of the extent of his territories
and the wealth they contained.
One, however, remained silent, and at
last noticing that he took no part in the
discussion, the others turned to him
with the question
"Well, Duke Eberhard, and wherein
lies the richness of your possessions7 y
Slowly the well-beloved lord Of Wur-
temberg arose.
THE towns in my domains are but
small" said he; NOR do possess noun
tains Of silver. But there Is one tri:
fle on which may, perhaps, pride my.
self, and 1t Is this: can, ut any time
venture alone into the most secluded
forests Of my domain, and when 1 nm
wearled can boldly rest my head In
the Imp Of the meanest of my subjects"
To these words succeeded a moments
silence, and then-"No need to argue
further" shouted the others. "Our
lands indeed may contain gold and sill
yer, but yours bears gems"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Those Sensational Newspap.r.

Mr.. Rcader-The papers mention Il
number of instances in which labor
unions have loaned money to employ
ers, in order to keep the works running
during the dull times"
Mrs. Iteader-Yes, I noticed that; but
don't believe it.
"Why pot?"
Il told Bridget about 1t, and asked
her to lend me some money to pay her
wages, and she got as mad as hornet
New York Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Aatiqaity OF the Enxr.xer,. A,.4

AassQ9tS VI inc 6u8fovef'0 Art
Gems were engraved at very early
period Of the worlds history. The yerv
Oldest specimen Of this art in existence
is believed to be a square signet of vel
low Jasper, engraved in the year 1850
B. @: and now in the British AIuseum.
The engraving upon it Is fair picture
o. the horse Of Amenophis II. and the
cnaracters underneath have been decd
phered as being the names anal titIes
of that monarch. The earliest instance
OF an engraved precious stone ID the
emerald ring Of Polycrates. 74O b. O..
The Bible tells us that the Judean hielb.
prieata wore breastplates WITH he.
names Of the twelve tribes engraved
upon them, Notwithstanding there il nc.
Hebrew engraving older than the mn
century.-St Loula Republic.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
The Lady Lecturer.

One Of the latest and most popular
developments Of society is the lady lee
turer, who talks to an exclusively fc-
male audience upon the topics Of the
day. These talks" as they are called,
are held only in private drawing rooms,
and are listened to with the most in
telligcnt interest by score or more Of
ladies' who have dubbed together to
engage some we'll informed woman to
post them on all subjects with which
they should be conversant. 1t is u
charming way to acquire knowledge
and one which will undoubtedly grow
more and more popular among those
who either have not time or the inclina,
ton to study for themselves.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Danger In Perfuaes.

Women who are fond Of lndulging in
strong perfumes should remember that
t'ey are decidedly injurious to the
sense of smell. by their frequent use
the secretory glands Of the nose and
throat are overtaxed and weakened.
One day the person notices that the
hearing is less acute than usual, and
the sense Of smell seems defective.
This is Of course, put down to cold,
and but little 10 thought Of 1t. After q
time tho entire head becomes affcctd.
and there are throat and lung compli.
cations, which are likely to end In
chronic, II not fatal illness. Smelling
salts are prolific cause Of deafness: ali
strong and pungent odors, particularly
those which act upon the secretory
processes, should be avoided as far aa
possible,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06

pafsoa ~ you, who WIN make Ger.
trude your., and yet leave yourself
as froe - air!. Warrington added,
coolly taking his handkerchief rs he
spoke. and busting some grains Of snulI
from his lace shlrt-ruffies.
Sir Bash was meditating, his chin
supported on his palm, his eyes hxed
ON vacancy.
Garry the girl of, my friend, and
leave me to arrange a mock marriage,
which will serve to hush her womanly
scruples, and preserve to you your pre-
cious liberty. Comc-what do you say
to my proposals?
let me reflect, Warrington" answer.
cd the Baronet, irrcsolutely.
'Reflect! AS Is such a matter 70,
quired any sort of reflection"
Ito Be Continued.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-04-06
Heroic Cure of a Tobacco Borrower.

heroic Cure OF o Tobacco HOPPnyveR
The tobacco merchant was showing
us yard" Of perique tobacco grown
in that famous country of the south,
and the conversation had drifted in
that direction. mo man can smoke
pcrique straight" said he, land those
|. who know 1t best use about one-eighth
pcrique and the rest other tobacco.
1 well remember the first time ever
smoked. My friends put up a trick on
me, and when came to myself I had
the pipe with me, but don't know
where had been. Later / had four
pounds Of 1t sent to me from New Or
leans as heavy as roped mOlasses. I
filled a pipe with 1t and covered 1t with
dry ashes and laid 1t away for a
friend Of mine who never bought a
pipeful of tobacco in his life and who
always was smoking in my store. He
came in, and how his eyes glistcned at
sight Of the full pipe! He lit 1t and sat
down. In five minutes it fell from his
hands, his head went back and he had
passed away. He slept over two hours
and I got afraid. We couldn't wake
him, and 1t was fully four hours be.
fore he came to himself. He never
smoked my pipe again.-Lewistou
Journal.