New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1894-05-23
The "Opera" at Fairlbarlt.

stage one at time during the opera. l
say opera because gentleman at the
hotel, who afterwards found was the
bus driver, asked me how I enjoyed the
opera. had a seat beside the orchestra
and heard what was said. Mr.. Smith
came out first; he was plainly dressed In
black and looked as if he had laid down
four kings when he was called. Mr..
Smith has finely irrigated voice, which
he used as soon as he had washed his
hands in the air. He said he was not
Mr.. Nye, and some one behind the scenes
was heard thanking the Lord in Mr.. Nye's
voice. He went on to say that there
was Il difference IN the way they parted
their hair, he having all the hair and Mr..
Nye all the part. After getting tho au-
dience quite excited he dropped out
Mr.. Nye walked in, with the same feeble
step that has carried him from place to
place since he concluded to walk. He
wore the same suit of clothes he pur-
chased from Gus Baer whom in Grafton
four years ago. He has had them re-
painted several times and new pair OF
coffin lids sewed on to the rear OF the
coat. the former tails having been bitten
by frost and dogs until they were no
good. Mr.. Neye is not carrying any
soap advertisement on his head next to
reading matter thi. season, but he looks
clean and healthy. He began operations
by saying that some men were bald on
the outside of their heads and others
we're bald on the inside. The sound OF
a beer bottle in the rear Of the stage be-
ing opened just then changed the con-
versation, and Mr.. Nye said that he had
talked till he was tired and that Mr..
Smith would now talk until the audience
was tired, and he hastily withdrew. The
brilliant entertainment kept the people
away from home for two hours, when
Mr. Nye moved to adjourn, saying that
they were out of soap, otherwise that
they would willingly stay until their
train went in the morning. The splendid
drop curtain and the unexcelled Ventlla-
ton gives the house Midway Plaisancc
fragrance. Some clean river water, part
ly frozen from exposure in the house,
was passed by young man with ear laps
and mittens on. and other little pleasant
features, including music by trained
orchestra, passed away the evening"
| Grafton, N. D., Record.
Senator Washburn is home on visit.
We hope, during his stay IN Minneapolis,
he will meet Hon. D. F. Morgan, who is
not only distinguished lawer, but a
close, earnest and philosophical student
Of the economic and financial affairs of
the country. Mr.. Morgan is highly in
censed, and justly so, over the dsmina-
ton of the gold bugs and the manner in
which they have run the executive and
legislative departments of our govern
ment In fact, if we mistake not, Mr..
Morgan very much regrets the conspi-
cuous part his friend, SenatorW ashburn,
has taken in the unholy conspiracy to
demonetize and degrade silver, aud Mr..
Morgan is particularly sensitive upon
this point, for be i. known, that to him
more than any other man, living or dead,
docs Mr.. Washburn owe his election; in
fact it is notorious that our junior senat-
or never would have come within gun
shot of success had it not been for Mr.,
Morgan's tact and ability in the manage
ment Of that famous campaign. But we
are depressing. What we desire is that
our distinguished friend Senator Wash.
burn, shall rub up against Mr.. Morgan
that he listen to Mr.. Morgan's wisdom
and logic and that he go back to Wash
ington with new ideas and broader con
captions of the demands and interests o.
our growing western empire. Incident
ally We may mention that Morgan i.
quite likely to be member of the mex
Minnesota Legislature. This fact ma,
also interest Mr.. Washburn and Gauss
him to warm up towards his fellow
townsman. By all means let these tw'
illustrious gentlemen get together, and
we may remark, the nearer Mr.. Washburl
gets to Mr.. Morgan tho better it will b.
for him.-Fairmont Sentinel.
They say that Bob Evans may becom
candidate for the United States Senate
There is not better Republican j,
Minnesota than this same Bob Evans.
ALL FREE.