Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1894-07-20
Highest Of all in Leavening Power

he has regard for his oath, which makes
his paramount duty the upbolding OF
the constitution.
Henry Georges agile tongue escaped
from custody at a labor meeting in New
York a night or two ago, and a success.
sion of wildly blazing asterisks, sui
phurous exclamation points. sizzling
dashes and a large and variegated assert
ment of pinwheels and negro chasers es-
capped from his cranial interior. Henry
said he would rather all OF the railroad
property in the country was burned, and
the rails torn up, than that they be pro-
tected or maintained by the force OF
arms. After the meeting, it is reported
the fiery agitator took a dorche Of car
bolic acid, and retired upon a light lun-
cheon of lobster salad and dynamite.
North Dakota has surely never offend
ed the New York Advertiser so mortally
that it should exact a malignant revenge
by accrediting Senator Kyle to this
state. Notwithstanding it's agricultural
supremacy, and the exceptional diversity
OF it's products, North Dakota has never
produced, and realizes its utter inability
ever to produce, such a euro as the
senator in question. Senator Kyle be.
longs to South Dakota, and that state
boasts his sole and undivided possession
lthas nurtured him and sent him forth
and whatever oflnotoriety may accure to
him should be credited to the delirioue
fertility of the southern of the Dakota
sisters.
Dlsbarment proceedings against r. A
Eaton, a Grand Forks lawyer, have been
going on in Judge Templeton's court for
several days. Several oddities of pro-
fessional practice are alleged against Mr..
Eaton. One is that he has been guilty
OF abstractlng papers from the office OF
the clerk of the court, and substituting
others, which were more to his liking.
Again, in another playful mood, he is
said to have secured the signature of a
backyard owner to a bill of sale of 100.
OOO brick, which afterward proved to be
a blanket mortgage on the mans DOS.
sessions, in toto. MI. Eaton saws that he
was out of his head, and didn't quite
realize what he was doing. Judge Tenn
pleton has taken his case under advise.
ment.
The ladies of New Rockford have, &C.
cordlng to report, organized a baseball
nine, and practice each evening on the
local diamond. Their games must al
ways be assured of a liberal patronage
OF the grand stand, for what could be
more inspiring than to see three of the
players on bases, a punt hit to second.
M hear such excited screams from fem
lnlne Threats, as "Go it, Molly, . .sSlide,
Katie, slide," or such screeches as, "Put
'er home, Susie, put 'er home," "Sock it
to third" and equally inspiriting adj
monltlons to the second baseman, It'd
dledy-wlnks and tennis are slowly but
certainly succumbing, and if the Vassar
girls fail to organize a foot ball team
another season, then certainly is there
no virtue IN the signs of the times.
Senator Kyle of South Dakota, seems
to have crawled back into his shell, and
refuses to tell even what the wild waves
are saying, since his mail train resolu-
ton was so determinedly sat down upon.
Senator Gordon, who was a confederate
officer in the civil war, remarked to Mr..
Kyle as he administered a few well.di-
rected right-handers to the %ex-preacher
and his resolutions Gall oratorically, of
%course) that he had once rebelled against
the government, and he had come to the
conclusion that it didn't pay. He was
not in favor of l~egalizing and approving
OF lawlessness, by passing a resolution
which practically approved the course
which had been pursued by the rioters,
After the senator had placed MI. Kylein.
the oven, and built a nice, warm fire of
condemnation all about him, Senator
Davis took the gravy spoon Of eloquence
with q firm grip, and basted Kyle to a
delicious brown.
The VIM. Deering Machine COMPANY
sends out two descriptive articles Of
threshing in the wheat fields Of North
Dakota, which have been complied by
MI. Ryxgzcerskienkzkl, who wa n Of
the foreign commissioners at the Worlds
Fair, and MI. s. Krzywicki, who rep
resented Poland at the. the same place.
Both of these gentlemen accompanied
the special excursion train to the North
Dakota wheat fields, MI. Ryxgzcer-
skienkzski carrying the collection Of
%consonants which combine to constitute
his cognomen, in a telescope valise.
which was suspended from the cow
catcher to brighten away any marauders
who might linger about the track. Mr..
Krzywicki wisely left his name az his
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