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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-09-19
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STEAMER CLAN xcpoxAr,

Leaves lily poxarsus A Cos Dock. fes1 -.
street. seattle. Tuesdays. Thursdays asa sasusS.S
en- tide for Eduoads. stAnsood skAxlt d.
Everett, Florence. M Vernon. rn.alin Fir. AvsSs
returning aiiern ale daya
LILLY. BooARDUs q Co. As,,n
Telephone la
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DOET TOWNSEND, FOkE ANGkLK3 ANn
i pUNGENE-S-
STEAMER MONTICELLO.
Daily sxeeet Monday. Time card cornmens4.-
TUESDAY. AUGUST 81. lss4
Leaves Seattle. 100 . m Townsend ION
M; DarZeneSs, Il "a: arrives Port Angeles Id
r, m: leaves Port Angeles, 9:so 2. m lssvss
Port Townsend. SEQ y m: arrives Seastia ~
n m CITY DOCK CO, sealtie, Aren't :
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Advertisements nassr tbs head Of Lost.
Found For Eels. Fer Rent and s.tustions
Wanted viii be Inserted a. the rate OF cen; 4
word each Insertion. Payment always in ss-
vance. 70 advertisements received Tor loss than
z5 cents.
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De STEAMBOAT AID TRANSPORTATION
ID. COMPANY.
STEAMER I~LASD BELLE,
G. ID. Btownncld, Master,
Leaves City Dock, foot oi Main street. every
Monday. "Wednesday and FRIDAY ats n M for
Port townsend, Auacortes. Samish, Feirnavea
ana Nhaieom. going through 10 Blaine on Sat
afdsy
CITY Dock Co.. Agsats jos. KENDALL.
Telephone 50 General Manager.
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GooDALL. PERKINS 4 Co,
General Agents, San Francisco
J. H. JOHNSON, p. ). supL, seattle
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soTTCE-Ths business o-see Of the PosT-is
rrIII6EscrE is open Until II = n: sundsy
hours. a "a. 70 ?. m. Classified advertise
nnsats viii be received I'D to this time
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For Alaska, Sept 10 ard IS
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y TEA NJ RS.

pACIFIc COAST STEAMSHIP COMPANY
Dispatch steamers from Seattle as follows:
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ACCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
~ HONOLULU AND AUSTRALIA.
Steamers leave san Francisco for Honolulu,
Samoa, Auckland. \. L., and sydney, y. 8. W.,
without chang.
Steamship Msriposs, September 20. ? p. m
Honolulu only Steamship Au,tral!a. Sept. -
THos. A. GRAHAM. AGENT, sTARK-BoYD
BLOCK. SEATTLE.
W. WEBSTER. Dist. Agent, Vancouver, b. c.
j. ID. sPKKcKELs & Bros. Co, General Agents,
Fan Francisco
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Advertisements will bs resolved st branch
Offices of the Posr-IsrELLEsEscEE AZ:
TAroaA BUREAU - ifis Pacific avenue.
Thomas safnnoas, Manager
PORT SD-FFeneh 4 Springer.
BELIISGHAM BAY BUREAU-Ssv What
con, corner Holly aud Canoe streets- o. II.
Culver, Manager.
The following LISTERS await advertisers At this
Office:
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VANCOUVER ROUTE-A TRIP THROUGH
tns islsnd'- sIEAaER UTOPIA, J. ". Nc
Oregon, Master.
Leaves Tacoma Il aeon. seattle Cantrsi
wharf. s p n, Mondays and Thurscay. FOR Por,
Townsend AuseoEies, FsiTnaven. New wstcora
hlsine and Friday hlTb1E. going through to
Vancouver On Thursd-Y trip
Fare 10 b lains, g. fare 10 Naaeouger, %
foE further information apply at Central
wharf
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VICTORIA ROUTE
s1EAAER ROsALIE,
Arlington Dock,
Leaves for NlEsoEg sna Port Townsend daily
except snaesF. Al = % ?. n . returning lsavs.
letofs@ q ms Steamer Idaho leaves f0r Por.
4osnseaa sn1 wy ports daily. except SUNDAY
q q Msi Sunday, direct. al =. NJ returning
fsr@ef. 9aFssF pf- 4ognssna stsp. Ia Phone 10
EVERETT. Static. IACOMA, OLYMPIA
AZ roate--IR effect Tuesdsy. August n
CRICKET.
Daily except Mondsy.
IL Everett - As a milk Ssattle 10 40 a y,
Ar seattle ....lH.L a ID ST Everett ~ ! 90 r, "a
Iv Everett 20 , IA IL seattle 4 Il = 81
ar SestiIs.-..-.sslo > m ar Everett 49, 6.45 = "a
sCSDAY.
~ Everett 80. 200 n Lv Seattle SEQ n -,
tonSeetiug with steamers Multomah and
Aeeraeen daily. exeept Monday. al 10 a m aid
90 p "a Tor facoma. Olympia anu shelfoa and
connecting al Everett with Monte Cris.o rail-
Toad for -iiverEon and Monte Ggi.ta Landing
al City dacx. foot Of Main street seattle
< MCFARLAND, Master and Manager.
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EQR z. : DRY DOCK. SIDNEY. cH.s
Il Ton AND BRfMERTON
TaS VAST srEAxxa
TT GEN. CANBTfIff
Leaves Harrington & Szaith's What
es1ly, sxoeps frlasy, M so = m and . . =
Leaves Charleston, 9 .@ q y. sa9 $50
Leaves sidney. Ias2S q m. aud Sis n
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pAcIFiC NAVIGATION CO
Time Card.
sesftls and whstcom Routs-sssse a. -
inston caves seattle "a y except safurdsyi
haven leaves Seattle dairy except sandsv y.
a. N. Taeoms and Seattle 4 uie-sta;e ~ ~
fngtoa leaves Seattle Tuesdays AMI TAprss-sr
az y n
YE-IER DOCK.
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sOCIFTF gOTTCEs.
AECANA LODGE, No. a., =. AND A. NJ.
n stated meetings second aud fourth Mon.
DAYS OF each month. u. w. BASS. W. 81.
A. r GIBBS, Sec.
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HOOD CANAL ROUTE.
STEAMER RAINIER

Rebuilt and refurnished. leaves Lilly. Boessdss
a. N. for Kingston, Port Gamble, Bangor, -.
beck, Liliwsup, Duwatfo, Hoodspost, rnioa
City and intermediate points, arriving in Crioa
City at m. Leaves Union City q N. Tues
day, Thursday and Saturday, arriving In ssek
tic ct p m. r. E. LIBBY, Mastsr.
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grove REPAIRS. All. KINDS FURNISHED.
- IIis IaasG-
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GAN JUAN ISLANDS - STEAMER LYDIA
- THOMPSON, carrying United States nail
leaves Cry Dock. foot OF Main street, Mondsy.
Wednesday and Friday at 9. IN. for Port TOWN..
end. San Juan Islands aud New Whateom.
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vVANTED-1NTELLiGg MEN AND wO-
w men everywhere TO take orders for "shspp's
New York City. 1llastrated." Just out Mar
veIous production OF the American metropolis
Profusely illustrated from original photog raphs
taken By our own artists IN palaces and slums
Liberal terms aud descriptive circulars free on
application. No capital required. Profits 81 TO
VIZ daily. IL you want 90 make money fast
write today. Address Globe Bible PublIs hing
ca. SOS Dearborn street. Chicago. Ill, and rs
Chestnut street. Philsdalphia Pa
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1894-08-11
Description of a Village Choir.

DR.. westminster" Bridge, at the end
Of a musical lecture in London, gave
an account Of his experiences of a village
choir in Suffolk. The local talent was
thus described: "A few boys who scared
rocks, a blacksmith whose tenor voice
was as metallic in sound as his anvil, a
boy alto who had in his youth, it was
reported, swallowed a whistle, which
apparently had lodged in his larynx and
helped to produce sounds of a most un-
earthly character, and a miller who had
FIVE low notes, and only five, which had
always to fit into the chant or hymn be-
ing sung and which made a sort Of
rumbling accompaniment, not unlike
the sound of his own millstones. The
rock boys came and went, though the
miller sang on forever. London Tit
Bits.
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South American Politenesa.

1t rather staggers the North American
traveller in Peru to see the p1ettily uni
formed young ONE collecting fares
on the street railways, but when he WIS.,
its the second city in Mexico, Guadala-
lara. and witnesses the refined courtesies
practiced by the male conductors on the
street cars there he is completely par
alyzed.
The tanners of the Guadalajaran are
in keeping with the c~heerfulness and
friendliness of this city. Imagine your
self entering a street car in New York
or any city in the United States and be-
fore taking your seat bowling. hat in
hand, to your fellow passengers, none of
whom you have ever seen before.
Then suppose yourself arrived at your
destination. You rise, smile a friendly
farewell to the car in general, shake
hands with the conductor, and with a
polite inclination of the head take leave
of the driver. The number of times l
have witnessed such exhibitions Of po-
likeness convince me that it is n of the
customs of the country.-New York
Journal.
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ITO make a long story short, a. we
used to say when I wa a boy, Frank
got well. When he was able to travel,
we started back to Taos, carrying with
us about 100 pounds Of solid gold.
We made a second and a third trip to
find 1.-The gold caves" Of which Frank
remembered nothing, and others have
often tried it since, bat they were lost
quite as mysteriously as they we're
found.
Frank Edgerton had, however, for
his share enough money to return to
Kentucky and marry the fair Susie
Burns. That they are happy as the day
is long l can vouch for, for I visited
them less than a year ago, and l wa
highly fattered to find that his Oldest
son was named after me.-New York
Advertiser.
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Chief OuanaI Parker.

Chief Quanal Parker of the Comanche
Indians possesses some odd traits Of
character. He occupies, with his five
wives. a handsome house of 80 rooms
neal the reservation, and whenever he
leaves for a journey he turns his wives
out of doors because they "have nc more
sense than to let the house take fire and
burn down in his absence" Quanal is
AZ years old, very rich and inclined to
adopt the ways of civilization to the ex-
tent of wearing its cloths, driving a
team of fast horses and serving on his
table the best that the market affords.
New York World.
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Railroad

When the Liverpool and Manchester
steam railroad was projected, all sorts
of objections were made. THE smoke
would kill all the BIRDS" THE sparks
would set the houses on fire." Pas
sengers could not breathe IN a train
moving SO RAPIDLY" THE railroad
would kill all the game" thousands
CT coachmen would be thrown out of
employment" THE English spirit of
independence would be totally destroy
ed .'-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
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The German name for tram car is
''pferd Observation-Disclosures" 1t
looks formidable, but SO would the Eng
lish equivalent if written in n word
in the German style-''horseroadrail-
waycarriage."
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49, AAASAN AAo $1,000 49,
gerton. We gave him up, and with sad
hearts were returning, when Ned, who
has eyes like telescopes, said he saw
something moving near the snow line
across the valley.
There had been an immense snow
slide down the valley not an hour be-
fore, but we got across, and there under
the ledge of rocks, with a great pile of
loose glittering stones about him, lay
Frank Edgerton, looking like a dead
man.
While Ned made some coffee I rub
warm; then we forced coffee between
his teeth, and wrapping one blanket
about him we made a stretcher out Of
the other and our two rifles, so as to
carry him down to camp, no easy job, l
can tell you.
Just as we were about to start off Ned
noticed the pile of stones - Franks
pockets were full of them-and those
lying about had evidently been brouglt
there by him. But they were fully one
half solid gold.
Frank Edgerton had discovered the
caves of his feverish dreams.
We got him back to camp, and we
took turns nursing him and carrying
down the gold SO mysteriously found
with him under that ledge, and the
source of which had been concealed by
the snowslide.
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Salts of the Body.

1t is a surprising fact that Of all the
organic salts of our body we only take
one-sodium chloride, Or common salt
from inorganic nature and add it to
our food. All other salts are present In
organic food stuffs in quantities sufh-
Gent to our requirements. We have no
need to seek for them elsewhere.-De
troit News.
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Ghibp0aux 5entinel.
DON'T QUARREL WITH THE PAST.

Don't pick q quarrel with the past
My friend, whate'er you do.
Do not annoy 1t: lot 1t be.
And 1t won't trouble you.
~N But II you plague 1t long enough
Some time you'll stand aghast
To see how twill avenge itself.
Don't quarrel with the past.
Don't pick a quarrel with the past.
My friend, but go you way,
And If you must a quarrel have
Come. quarrel with today.
Today is nearer to YOU size,
The past a Monster vast,
Invuinerable and all untamed,
Don't quarrel with the past.
Don't pick a quarrel with the past.
My friend. for If you knew
The past has other foes enough
To fight, and SO have you.
But: if YOU willfully persist
You'll surely be ou~tclassed,
And al your other foes will laugh.
5 Don't quarrel with the past.
-Persis E. Darrow in Good Housekeeping.
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1t Deuended,

Il don't see your husband with you
SO much as when yen were in your hon.
eymoon," said the clergyman as he met
an occasional attendant at his church.
Has he grown cocl?'
Not if what you preach be true"
she said coyly. He is dead. Toledo
Blade,
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Slight Observation-Disclosures.

Teacher-Who was the first man?
First Boy-George Washington.
Teacher-Next.
Second Boy-Adam.
First Boy (ndignantly)-I didn't
know you meant foreigners. Boston
Globe.
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Unexpected Effect,

Poor Woman Ito cheap scrivener, who
has just read out to her the begging Pc
tition she had ordered, bursting into
tears)-Eh, man, I'd never ha' believed
! was as badly off as all that!-Deutsche
Warte.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1894-09-20

Musfubr.). Der Sanbelspertebr BON
Sripplis &pl6s in 13 Sabren nur I'm
elm 0rittel, wdbreno er in Sunis uns
ter frans0itidsr @%erlpoltun9 lett 1881
Inn bus @ierf abe Slnabm.
@eidn9, IS Stalten, li4 in Srtz
polls cine be itimmte Stequng 81 IL
6srn, 10 pare 3ualsi4 ben oeutidsn
SntersNsn e%toient. Im SlHoolee
piiroe 1ib Der italieniihe 9anoel nit
benz 0sutld,sn beriibren, iobalo
OsutiN.ano Die Gri6lieBuns oes Sim
terlanoes BON &amerun ppQbradt bat.
Ssoenfaqs absr miibte ben @inperleie
bun9saeliilten Trantrsids Elm Nis9el
ppr9el6pbsn nsrosn. 9enn IS 1T
erni t.ih Gefabr, oab 5rantrei9, pelz
DIES bon Genseambien uno Il9ier 5lls
9lsi9 nah Dem Slhaoies porgeorunz
oen lit, Waoai uno Oar. ganou i'm
Snnsrn oss Suoun ais in lsiner Gin
Hubipbdre 9ele9sn betraAtet, AUDI pom
Congo Der unter l1mgebung bon Sd
merrn, benz llbangi uno llele fo.9eno,
cine 8srbinoung nit ieinen 8sliBunz
gen in Mittelafritu ber5uitelen beubz
jihti9t, bic erl ten Gmporien uno ben
9anoel Nproz uno M}ittelz
afrita in feline 9dnoe betommt.
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Vnemtnatti6e @eihIbc.

Ma4 jabrelangen 0sr30gerungen
1cuem in SanoD 9oot bic 59iebDerz
lu4e nit Der pneumatii4en DDnomttz
batterie, tpel4e gum @4ube oes Nem
Yorter 9afens beItimmt 1T, Nun enoz
(id lHattfnoen. Dor LANCER 3eit
murbe nit Der vYneumatic Dpnamite
Sun Company" BON Nep Yort Elm
Gontratt fir Die Sic erung BON lte6en
9pnumitgsi4iben nit Der %3ugeboriz
gen Munition, MalAinerte, u. |. m.
ubgeiAloi1en uno Der prsis auf $685.
900. fe1gelebt. Tertig gum @e6raud
1outen ote5e Gi,IAiiBe aht Monatc
noa M6|hluB bes Gpntrattes an ben
be'innirten Pldben auf9eitsQt peroen"
aGein bic 6irma gerietb in financieQe
@4mierigteiten, bic pldne mlbten
abqeGnoert tperoen uno es l4manoen
mebreremal u9t Monate oa6in, e6e
bic eri ten Sc I9ibe fertig tparen. Sin
M9t5oQ< uno 3mei Tiinf3ebn5ouz8e<
19iiBe tpurben in @anOp Spot NOM
tirt ur0 bie1e @s14iibe loQen pro6irt
merDen.
@9ieBoer1 u4e nit pneumatiIhen
Sc 9iben baben bereits fruber iopo6l
in uni erem 2anoe pie in England
ftattgef unben urdo 5par NIT gutem
@rfolg. Sn S6oe6urpnbe puroe i'm
Sabre 1880 Elm Tiinf3e6n5oQz @e14iiB
mpntirt unb mdbrenb ben erl item 9dlf te
oes fplgenotn Sabres puroe aus be-
lem @ei1ub cine grobe 3abl odtz unb
3ebn5DQtger @ranaten g%efeuert. 8on
3mDlf ber er1 teren murDe Der Slug ais
rii4er" be5ei4net, tpdbreno 5mei 6sr
lebteren vlei9t un1i4er" paren. Sci
elmer @lepation BON Is @rao batten
flint cine S9ubmeite 3pi1fen 1905
l&nb 1855 Oaros nit elmer Minimalz
abpei9uns BON orei Daros uno elmer
MISUNDERSTANDING BON 1854 CARDS
na9 Limits. 0ie 5%lugoauer 0es Sc
I6o1es tpar 13 @ecunben. Stint an
bere Yrojectile BON benz a4t50qigen
Subcal1ber erret1tet pet elner GleDdz
tion BON Is Grab cine S4uBpeite BON
364O Bis 3647 Dar0s, Bel etnem Maz
r,malunterl9ieb bon nur iie6&l
CARDS, aber nit elmer N6meidung BON
l7.2 Bis 22.6 Yaros; bic Tlu93eit
betrug bel jeoem S4uB 9enau 1853
@ecunoen. Sci elmer Glepation pon
30 Grab Fo9en bic Projectile 1881
be5tp. 5007 CARDS, nit elmer Mbpeiz
dung bon 1872 be3lp. 1885 Yarbs;
freili@ mar Der Wino Bel oielen
@4u11e en- beoeuteno itdrter, al5 5uoor.
Sci oQen @9iKen mar bic Mbpeiz
dung nu4 lints urro Der 8erlut am
2uftorud 6etrug ungefdAr Elm MAtel
3ol pro @4ub, ausgenommen Bel ben
eriten bret GAiiKen, bel oenen oerz
lelbe ii9 muir auf elm @iebentel 3on
belief +.
@on eff @diiNen nit sebn30uigen
@ranoten puroen flint ais i'm 5luge
ii9er, bret unbeOeuten0 I'M i4er, cine
unit4er uno apei 1e9r unit4er befunz
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1894-09-20

Sic tleinen &au4er. Mutz
ter: r@ater, ben 8uben 1T 10 l9ledt!"
@ater: rBuben, Sbr ba6t gerau4t!"
8ubsn: vNa, @ater, g'mtB nett" 8az
ter: rWas, liigen AUDI nod! Sbr rieAt
ia gang na4 Mau4! Mutter, t6u'
3 1pani14e RD6rl ber!!" 8uben (6su>
t s;as ga ) @o'sr' 0os 4ob'" mir ia
@MneGles Mittel. Mltes
Trdu(ein: rN4, Trdulein 8eate, tpe&
oo4 auH no4 jung pdre! SIS mibte
elm Mittel geben, I'M mieber jung gu
peroen." 8eate: @s gtbt ia Elm gang
lei9tes: 9eirat6en @ie unb Sie iinr
nit einem Male cine gang junge
Trau!"
Dur& 8tume. Trau g.;
rWte gefdIt Sbnen benin eigentlif
bic 5rau Meper?" 5rau g.: "Sa,
pt1en sic, i4 rebe ME i4le4t pon
Scenario, ober @ie glauben ni4t, pie
leib mir 6err Meper tbl1t!"
Wkrbd@ttger &uiitrer.
Ser &aiiirer pfiff, als CT no4 i'm
@aul4e zines neutrality-suspicious.
mar, trdumerii4 letie bic Melooie;
rMorgen mub i4 fort BON bier!" por
ii4 FIN; Prin3ipal (dngltli4 gu ieiz
nem Gpmpagnpn): "3Gblen Sic NAL,
bite, bic Safe naf!!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1894-09-20

Der mpoerne Gbirurs nit leinem Mels
Ter in bic sebsime Wertltdtte Der g.
panten einorinat, INN Elm Stiid i6aos
baft geporoenes @ebirn poer einen
sinssorunssnen 6remotDrper binuuse
auIdofen, lit betannt, uno er bat 1iH
lpgar Idpn an oas pp9enoe 9er5 lelblt
eepuet, I'm cine Naoel beruus5uaiez
ben! = Oph msbr Elm anoeres Mal
aus Dem &apitsI Der ~Wunoer Der bsuz
tiasn g3irurgje", bic ben fabelbaften
2eiitungen Der opprpbirteitsn ~Sbouz
maturssn" wenig noh9eben.
Na9 ben neueIt item &rmtttelungen
betrdgt bas ourdi hnittli1e @swiAt
ces @ebtr1s BEL einem Wtunne oriz
ldsn 80 uno so Sabren orei uno Elm
babies Pfuno, Bel elmer 6rau oe11slz
ben Differs orei uno Elm pisrteI pfuno,
al 10 elm, 8tertslpf uno peniger. 9ab
isoph bic Ies.iI4e 5Gbigtsit zines Sc
birns tpeoer BON leinem @elpi9t mod
leiner @r0Be, alip ieinen quantitatiz
ben Ma1sn, brett abbdn9t, lonpern
nit ieiner Sc taltung, INSIDE pnoere
ben 1ogenannten WinounJen, uno
pabri4sinlib audi 1siner inneren Be-
ibafenheit, in en9sm uiammenban9
1tebt, lit ldngt nad3gepie en- poroen.
oils Elm iebr wihtiges Woment CUR
8eurtbsilung Der leeliid)sn 2siltungsz
fdbiateit zines Gebirns fat li9 na4
5oblreihen ne1eren Grmittelun9en bus
8erbGltnib isinss @epibts gum &0rz
psrgepi9t i%iberbuupt berausgeitelt,
mas NIT Der Grfabrung iibereinl timmt,
oab feline uno 9rpbe Qeute teinen
pabrnebmbaren llntsrldieo in ibrer
Snte1igen3 3eissn, uno iih peiter aus
Dem pbpiioloail4en llmitano erttart,
oaB elm GROCER She'll bes @ebirns
Niats NIT Der Sestent1dti9teit gu
tbun bat, ionosrn in Der @r6altun9
uno Hegelun9 oes 9etriebes Der perz
l4ieoensn Srgans: Musteln, @ingez
peioe, 9er5, 2unge, 2eber II. T. ~.
0erpenoung finoet. 8on oielem Sc
li4tspuntt aus hetrcdtst, 1tsht Die
8e6irnaus| tattung Der Trau 6inter
osrjenigen oes Manne5 teinespegs 5uz
rid. Oie untsriudurgen baben pie!z
mebr ergeben, oaB oas 8er9dltnib
5lpi1den @e6irnmai1e uno &orpergez
piht BEL Munn uno Trau OurdlAnittz
lth baNelbe lit. @6pn BEL &tnDern
finDet oiele @lsibbeit ~auffaqeno &C.
nal1 TAFT, oa elm iisbenjGtriger &na6e
bei einem mittleren &0rpergepi4t BON
ettpas iiber 40 Pfun0 2 unb elm Stint
tel Yfo. @ebirn, bas WdoAen BON
qisiAem Otter bei eirem mittlersn
&0rpergenidt BON nabe5u 81 pf1no
2 pfunO @e6irn bsliBt. 9ie genaue
8eoba4tung ergibt iogar elm tleines
l1sbergepi4t gu @unIten bss Mdoz
9sns. - &ur3, oas meiblihe Sc
1dlsti lit mieoer einmal glan5enb
"pinoi5irt"!
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1894-09-20

3eitgemdB. 9ausfrau (3um
mabnen0en Milhmann): ne. Wenn
morgen 1@le4tes Metter 1T, t0nnen
@ie SIR @el0 bolen; menn aber guz
tes Wetter 1T, t0nnen @te's nibt BE-
tommen - BENIN ba maden mir cine
2anbpartie!"
3meibeutig. Wtrtb: rg}a,
pa5 1agen @ie gu meinem 8ier?"
@ait: ~S4 min aufri@tig 1etn; bas
@ader lauft einem babel i'm Mun0
gu ammen!"
DieungefG9r1t4e &rontz
beit uS4 tpeib ni4t, lieber 9ottor,
mas mir feblt, id tomme mir 'hsute
10 bumm por. ~ ug1i&t Der &ebe
tpert6, 9err Baron, Sic ie6en ia gar
ntdt berdnbert aus"
Gin @4merenDt6er. 2ieuz
tenant: r@agen @ie mir, tpo maren
@ie bic en- Sommer?" Td6nri9:
r4lpen jemeien! - 2an0l@aften Be-
Iebt!"
&o5ernenbof. Wa4tmeiter:
r&etrut miiuer, itellen sic iiA niat
10 na9e gum &opf S6res PferOes,
ion t frtbt es Sbnen bas @trob bei
ben SAren beraus!"
unge6Drig. @6ef (5u ben beiz
ben Commits, bic ii4 laut la4eno UNI
terbalten): ~Iber, metne 9erren, BE-
oenten sic DoH, mir 6aben augenz
bltdlih @uspertauf tpegen "Sooes<
faQ!!"
Nus Der Gr3dblungeines
n. Ser 20pe
absr 1tur5te it4 na4 benz 5e6li4ui1e
boiler Wutb auf MIDI unb i4 iudte
mein Sell in Der 5lu4t; ba i9 LANCE
8eine babe, Dauerte Die nilbe Sagb
cine geraume 3ett, Bis enbli9 bic
Bette gang 5uridblieb!" Sin 3ub0z
RET: ~Warum Denn?" Hei1 enber:
"9m. msib ni&t, pa9ri4einlid fat
Der 2Dme @eitenfteden 'triegt!!"