Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1894-05-05
WEATHER BULLETIN.
A storm whfcn Did Not MaterfaIise
Those which DID and 60 Come
Some Remarks About fakir
rostcr-End of the worid-No

Those which DID and TO Come
Some Remarks About Fakfr
roster-Fnd Of the Worid-No
Csuse for Unnecessary Alarm
foopyriehted 1921 By GilhoOly snieglefritz.l
Poverty GuLoH, New, April 20, 1884,
Ny last bulletin gave forecasts OF the
storm wave to cross the county between the
Iss and 5th, which failed 10 materialize 81
forcibly Ne might be expected under the cir
oumstances. The cold wave got here
though. in good shape. between The io'h
and 18Th. So also did the warm wave
from 10th 10 ais. and the heavy showers
between 2Iss and 2srd; so that on the
whole the innumsrsble and well satisfied
patrons Of my bulletins have no kisk
coming, The next storm will sashsy
through the mouth Of Pinto Canyon be-
tween the 25th and 2sth. glide over the
Richmond and Eureka Con. dumps the
same day; polka by Barney McoOol's, Dis-
mond station, (alas, The genial Bsrney's
no more y the same day late in the after
noon, Boston dip over Mike Murphys
Mount Hope) the day following and waltz
into Palisade not later than the said 2sth.
L. will consist OF either hail. rain or snow
or all three combined and will be followed
BY q warm wave iruotiierous in character
and indigenous alone to the soil, o. we'll -
c~ongsnial 10 the atmospheric phenomena
Of Eureka county.
A word about she wild Missourian.
Foster. Several times Of late / have
noticed in this Fosters supercilious, moi
10 say iuane lucubrstions miscalled weather
bulletins, references to certain Of the as
tromicsl bodies, such Is his remarks con-
corning the opposition Of the planet
Saturn" Of recent date. As already stated
In 9 previous bulletin. my forecasts are
based solely upon 9 thorough and never
ending knowledge Of the movements OF the
heavenly bodies, and have q patent TO that
effect which will not expire for several
years to come. I now formally notify
Foster to confine himself for the future to
his own preserves In Missouri, or q prose-
cution will surely follow. Saturn may be
in opposition to him, but ii is not TO me or
my friends and patrons. Saturn, good old
fellow that he Ia, offered me more than
once one Of his choicest rings II l would
only condsscend to wear ii.
As many Of my patrons and faithful be-
levers bave doubtless read in the news.
papers the prediction Of my esteemed
friend. contemporary and correspondent
Professor Fslb Of Vienna, Austria, that .
great comet would utterly destroy our
planet in 1899. / would say to them, be
not unnecessarily alarmed. have written
to Falby, &c / Familiarity style him in my
letters, to ifpossible postpone the impact
Of his comet upon the backpsct Of our lit
tie sphere for Q few con more, which, 10
all probability, will be as long as most Of
us will live, and l am sure my dear Fslby |
will obligs me II he can; so / say again.
friends, do not be unnecessarily alarmed.
In the mean time II any there be who
feel certain that the world must, shall and
will come 10 an end in five brief years, and
desire time from worldly affairs and the
care of filthy lucre and the dross called
wealth. to prepare for another and better
world, they and each Of them may turn
over to me whatever Of this worlds goods
they possess, and I shall accept the same
purely for friendships sake. Yes, If any
there be who have sinfully hidden away in
old socks and tin cans such useless dross
as $40 pieces or even deprecated silver
coin, TO them I say: Friends and patrons
bring the same TO your faithful dilhooly;
he will cheerfully sacrifice himself upon
the altar Of friendship and accept without
repining the care. custody, control and
ownership OF oil such trash. Do not ell
speak at once.
Would Hakir Foster do as much for bis
frien is,
(Signed) Gilhooly Snigglefritz.