New-York tribune., 1894-10-24
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Newlight-I see Professor Briggs is quoted as say
ing tina, Of the 5000 ministers in this country about
5000 could be dispensed with.
Odlight-Yes and the Church has decided that
he IL OF the 5000
my eyes ss,. deseIye yeIy ,DsN %s'
YOU promised to become my wife ife;,.,, ,o.., ,..
She IA summer bel.el-Dd II We'll; never min nina
you shall have the privilege OF imagining that
KEEP; PHI the promise.
Yes, indeed. Sit right down here The nurse
will be along very soon. and you mas hold the baby
Ill my husband comes. ."-(New-York Weekly
William D. Stuart. who claims TO be lnea
descendant OF William Penn, says ne is the iawfu
heir Of William Pcnn's lard. which included nearly
the whole of the State OF pennsylvania. he
now in Wkesbarre looking up titles
1t is truly a-maizng thing, this European In.
things over there that one would think that corn
would seem a mighty blessing. In the course OF Two
nsysr os b once found the cereal and that was at
hote almost entirely patronized by Americans ana
sSd he And Dc you really gsS eat = in ah II:
mails" Wei then you treat your animals better
than yourselves" He paused for minute Then;
.on me me sai ne The ear. On, fancy How
strange,' And he looked quite shocked.-tRochester
Post-Express
Two men named Mclaughlin met casually the otn@
day In san Francisco motel, anu usSNo'ctS' N"as
they were twin brothers, who had not seen each
other for fifty-one years.
The steamer Benton has the Missouri River "
70 herself and is making money 49,.
co,ored woman who got divorce from her nus.
band in Shelby County was allowed - monta
Hannibal citizens are subscribing to buy the dv
marshal a pair OF boodhounds.
A telephone line in Shelbina has incorporated
barbed-wIre fence in Itself ,, .,,,,
sneeringy observed that Fulton will ca'ch onto II
"pa" man has been sent from Marshall to the psni-
Tertiary for two years for stealing an umbrella
Justice has picked up her feet very slowly In paT'
suing this man.-(kansas city star
II was on October %. 1874, that the Aiventists
thought the world would end. The Phiadephia
Times" says that the excitement especially
great in Pennsylvania Men gave away their prop
erty and bought ascension robes. some one sus'
gested that people emgratns 70 New-Jersey "ouo
be measurabiy safe. as the Lord despsed that sa's
too much to visit H." while" says The Times
some repaired to Georges Hill on the west side Oh
the Schuy.kill the majority camped near parry
A tent was erected. in which they were packed IKE
herring In barrel. and the night was spent IN
prayer. Next day was gloomy and toward night
arose. with showers OF sleety ram and si'e'
a night OF horror. morning broke cod ana we"
Some of the watchers were taken away torc'oY W
relatives but the majority endured another day ana
night and then all dispersed. The reaction among
the weak ones was terrible. and even the stronger
were afflicted in after years with rheumatism
caught by the exposure. There were many !aWsus
over property that had been given away, but 10
most cases It returned"
A treasured souvenir OF the war times. owned ~ ~
Captain John q Foering. chief grain inspector ot
Philadelphia. exhibited 20 some ot tne HsI n !.
bers OF the Commercial Exchange vest IAy LIZ
n Presidential ballot of 1854. which hai eFlieh..yy
fallen from the hand Of some Confederate Noter an
was rescued from the waysde mud by captain
Foering en- his way with Shermsns army IN t.s
march through Georgia from AtlAIlld W
the sea Ii contains the names OF jefferson paVS
for President. the Hon. A. II. stephens ior 're hs
President. a list OF twelve electors. ana We
name OF Thomas T. Saffo.d for Congress Capiah
Foering said he wouldn't take cool thousand 1E. az
lars for the political relic but nobody seemed 9s-
posed put his resolution to the tesi-'Phlia'e''
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