The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-07-12
Let Us AL Laugh.

b~lockhead and implores him 70 be
sensible. Galveston News.
THERE is often a close relationship
between crooked actions and desper-
ate straits. Lowell Courier.
IT is true that doctors disagree, but
then they don't disagree ha!t As much
as their medicines do.-Life.
AFTER all il is only right that the
bill collector should treat his victims
with due respect. Buffalo Courier.
UNCLE GEoRGE-Are you good at
guessing? Little Dick-Yes. indeed.
I'm head in the spelling class. Good
News.
THE Western rivers are quoted
considerably higher than the West
ern railroads 'ust AZ present.-Boston
Herald.
Err man Kin run inter debt" laid
Uncle E.ben. but when il comes ter
gettin' out mes gotter crawl. Wash.
ington star.
IT is not alone he inebriate who
takes a drop too much" the balloon
list often suffers the same penalty
Yonkers >tateman.
A Youth listing a girl six or sew
en times a week also proves time is
money. He uses il TO pay his adj
dresses philadelphia Times.
GRANDPA's birthday: MANY happy
returns Of the day, grandpa: and
mamma says il you give Us each 30
cents, We mustn't lose it."-Rrooklyn
Life.
GILHOoLY-l wonder why wars are
not as prolonged now as they were in
ancient times: Ms. Giilhooly-It
must be hecau-e divorces come easier.
-DetroiC Tribune.
THAT new bullet-proof 10th ma
keep out bullets. but has any one
tried il in a pair Of knickerbockers
tor a small bog: That should he the
hnal test Buffalo Express.
SOME ~ the New York policemen
have not been in a hurry 70 clean out
the saloons. but they have done their
best. il would seem. u clean out the
Representatives, statesman.
HE-"They are not on speaking
terms. you Nnow.' >hc-"Why. they
are dead IN love with each other He
For that reason they don't speak:
they Just ST and gaze at each other"
Boston Transcript.
SIR said the indignant constitu-
ent, Il am compelled TO say that you
have acted the part o. a knave." "
"Grcat Jonah" replied the a>tonished
Congressman would You have me be
a fool:"-Indianapolis Journal.
WHEN | look into your eyes. len.
ME. dear" he said, 1T surprises me
70 remember that you are a teacher
If a primary class" Why. George"
she asked. because. dear. your pu-
pills are 20 large. "-HaTper'> Bi2ar.
JACK has finished my portrait "
A last, | didn't think he ever
would" oh. yes. Hes been al WORK
On II On : a year" Dear me. Isn't
that a long time:" We didn't thinS
.. We're engaged now."-f!arper,
Drawer.
BRIDGET-Diye mOiud tn way thin
Dvtalian> motions wild their hands
an arrum> an heads and bodies
whin they talks: Patrick-ReLor.H.
how i.,e could they undir>htand phaI
a.ch other do he chatterin' about
New York Weekly.
i j Very much easier fOr a gin to
St.nd before an audience n Il white
six dress and the conscici>ne>> tina,
She ) looking well. and talk Or the
nobility and courage that meet life
boldly, than 1t i TO be latent while
washing dishes .-AtchiSon Globe.
Hr>BAND-"Ou bills 10, household
OK en>e> are as large - ever. tod
you To reduce thcrn." Wi.e-"I did,.
! 'OOk from SO TO so OF each uue.
tut the tr4desmen acted = about j.
'hlt thought you'd better 20 around
and reduce them yourself. - \cw
YORK Weekly.
CAST you give mo employment.
maam:' said the tramp. Il haven't
had anything 10 do FOR months. 7
Poor fellow. What can YOU do"
Well, ma1m. | am a good watcher.
Il ! could sit out here on your front
porch and watch the front gate, SOS
10 could stea! it. YOU'D dnd |
wa Very competent. - Harper's
HazaI.
The Young lady at the piano was
playing a selection from Wagner. In
the midst Of it she suddenly stopped
in confusion. What is the natter"
inquired one Of the company. Il
struck a false note she replied.
We'll. what Of it," said another.
Nobody but Wagner would ever
know it. and he's dead. 20 ahead