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The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
IDYL OF A SPRING HAT.
The Smart Young Man and the Cleve
Milsiner.

! The Smart Young Man and the Clever
Mil.iner.
He was very smart young man and
much in love with a pretty girl, whose
| disposition he wanted to find out be
fore committing himself to the mo
nentou0 question.
So. being very sharp young man.
he formulated plan of action, on the
ground that all is fair in love and war.
| He was not certain yet which it was to
be.
His opportunity came in this way:
He heard the young lady say that she
intended to return her spring hat to
the miiliner, as it was not what she
wanted at all.
Now the very sharp young man
thought if he could overhear what she
said when she returned the hat, he
would get fair idea of her temper,
and he laid his plans accordingly.
A word to the wise is sufficient The
little French milliner stood him up in
niche, and when the young lady
alighted from her carriage. sent out an
attendant to take the offending bonnet,
and whisper a word in the customers
ear.
The sharp young man was nearly
smothered, but he retained his sense of
hearing. and this is what he heard:
$50 sorry, madam, but this sweet
duck of hat does not quite become
me, and will you be so good and kind
as to exchange it? Of course l will
pay you for your time and trouble, and
you will please make me another
something light, and with flowers
instead of wings. Oh, certainly, take
your own time-and be sure you send
the bill with it and don't stint on ma
terials. You are always too reasonable
yon know, dear, and SO very kind"
Then she swept graciously out of the
store and drove away.
The young man came out from his
hiding place. sneezed. smiled on mad
anne, the milliner, and promised never
TO forget her.
That night he proposed and was &C
cepted.
When madame heard of it she said:
'It is very good He so smart he get
a wife to match him now. If he not
here she call me cat" pig"-now she
call him dose pet names Very good"
Detroit Free Press
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
HE ORDERED "FoACHED AIGs.'

The man with the hare lip was hun
CRY. He went into State street res
taurant and at once got into troubl,
with the waiter because of his ina bility
to pronounce the letter "p." He studied
the coffee-stained bill of fare and ther
said:
81 want four foached aigs."
When the waiter returned he de.
posted before the guest four slices Of
pork. The hare-lipped man looked a,
the meat, then at the waiter.
| Il didn't order that" he said.
"Dat's what yo' ohdahed, sah," re-
piled the darky. 'Yo' sayd yo' wanted
fo' polk steaks"
"No, didn't order four fork steaks
ordered four foached aigs"
''Wel, what yo' kicken about? Dere's
your fo' po'k steaks"
The hungry man first made sure that
the .Senegam bian was not guying him,
and then said:
''See here, my friend, don't suppose
you ever lived on farm"
The waiter said he hadn't and the
colloquy proceeded by the following
circuitous route, in order to avoid the
lingual rock on which the hungry mans
gastronomic hope had been wrecked at
the outset:
we'll you know what rooster is?'
''Yes, sab; saw one on Souf Watah
street once"
You know what ROSTERS wife lisp"
''Dey youster call 'em hens"
"You know what a ROSTERS wife's
children are?"
''Chickums
"You know what a ROSTERS wife's
children afore they're Matched are?''
"Aigs"
'Well!! I-want-four-roos
wife's - children - afore - they're -
hatched-foached" chicago Post
Well Prepared.
The originator of an arctic expedi-
tion was approached by delicate look.
ing fellow, who wanted to join the
party.
You don't look as if you could stand
it." ventured the organizer.
You'll find me a kind of singed
cat fellow" he returned confidently.
Have you ever been in the arctic re.
gions?"
'No, not exactly"
''Have you had any experience in
that line at alp"
The applicant got brace Oh himself
We'll" he responded, II should say
had. was engaged for two years to
Boston girl" and the organizer ac-
cepted that as a recommendations
Detroit Free Press
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
Printing Material 1T a Bargain.

List of material.
$50 lbs. Brewer.
100 lbs. Nonpariel (new)
D Fonts new job type.
Imposing stones, 72x36. 55x36. rox24
70x21, 72x26
1 Cabinet, II cases
/ Combination cabinet
Double stands
i Pairs news cases.
10 Job cases.
10 Triple cases.
High tables.
l Proof press
l Mustang mailer.
l Galley rack,
$ Brass-lned double salIeys.
Brass double gsileys.
Galley table.
Desks.
l Galley holder.
Fonts wood type.
Wood-type rack
Halt cases.
Pair s-col. chases.
i 6-coi. -
About 20 fouts of display type.
40 lbs leads
10 lbs. slugs.
50 lbs. Nonpareil.
Rules etc.
he above material will be sold at very
low nsureS as they are not in use and
~ US oe ci7posed of. Address, Printing
material, care Eagle Office.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

PARIS. Apfil as.-The trial Of Emil
Henri. the anarchist who caused the ex-
plosions in the Rue Des Bons Enfants and
In the Cafe Terminus, was continued IN
she assize court of the department of the
Seine today.
NJ. Dupuy, a house decorator who was
witness Tor the prosecution. testified that
Henri, while in his employ, aDsented him.
self for an hour and a half on the day OF
the explosion, but he witness aid not be-
lieve the prisoner could have deposited the
internal machine in the office % the Car
muX Mining company Oh the avenue
De ePOpera. Henri interrupted VI. Dupuy,
crying: Il affirm that | carried 1t there
myself"
NJ. Gaupit, witness for the defense. ex
pressed the opinion That Henri was
mentally affected. This called forth all
excited protest from the prisoner who as
serted he was perfectly sane.
The public prosecutor. VI. Bu!ot, then
addressed the court. He was continually
interrupted by the prisoner, who behaved
so insoiently that tie presiding Judge was
compelled to threaten to have him eX-
PEELED from the court room. Henri then
obtained PERM ssion to read paper which
he had prepared explaining his theories,
Rnd in which he declared himself
indifferent to the verdict. He became an
anarchist towards bhe middle of 1891. he
ing dIsguSted al human Injustice and with
the delusion of bourgeois education. He
meditated becoming a socialist, but love of
liberty prevented him. AS TO The cafe ter
minus affair, Henri said that it was repiy
10 wholesale arrests of anarchists. He
wished the bourgeois to understand that
starving men had no respect for human
life and had no mercy in the war against
the bourgeois.
Henri's address ended with the words: |
you have killed anarchists but what you
cannot kill Is anarchy. which will eud by |
killing the bourgeois"
II. Lostel counsel for the prisoner, |!
made an eloquent speech in Henri's be- J
half. The jury brought in verdict of |
guilty and Henri was shortly afterward |,
sentenced TO death. The prisoner received |
his sentence laughing and shouting: |
Courage, comrades. vive la Anarchie"
He was removed under q strong escort |
Of Republican guards.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
Notioe 20 o"ner> or Dogs.
CITY CLERKS OFFICE.

WIcH.TA, Ran. April y ISa4
Notics Is hereby given th.. ia
cordaoce with the provisions of or.ii-
nance No 1i;A any person owning or hsr-
boring a dog within the CITY of WicbIfa
must appear at this Office and have suci,
dog registered. and place upon the neck of
sald dog suitable me tsliic or leather col
lar To which mast be attsched n metallic
check 10 be furnished by this offic- ,,,,I G,,~
which snsN he c5aTge5 q fee O! 81 - FOR
each male dog ate - 90 FOR each tsusI.
dog The sid o.Glaanc- pTovise. tat
shy person. ewEing. keep5ng or hart,ar5,.s-
any cog contrary - he provisions NJ Sass
oruiiisnce shall ni-nn coavirtson De fn {.
~ a sum not ,aore Il Al 500 nor le-s r5,,,,
sdO or 10y Imprisonment not exc-e,.i.,y
thirty days CT baih such fine aud IN, ms
onmsnt- All registration of cocs exnirr.
on the first day Of May Of each wear.
l49t; { :. SMITH, City Clerk.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
When Baby was sick. ve gave her Castor.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Mis-. she chung to CassoriA.
UAen she Ia. Children, she gave them CaAc-t


Wickwire-Well. there is one woman
who is not afraid to speak well of an
other.
Mrs Wickwire-Who can she be?
Mrs. Potts / said that Mrs. Briggs
must be about thirty-six, and Mrs Potts
declared that to her knowledge Mrs B.
was not more than twenty-six."
''Yes, she had to say that She
knows that every body else knows that
she and Mrs Briggs were born in the
same year r''-Indianapolis Journal
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
C0NSUMP PTI0N
SiIREf NssSr~
SURELY CEEED

To TIE EDIToR-Plesse inform vour rsa,
ers that have a positive remedy for H.
above named disease. BY lis timely -
thousands of hopeless cases have hasn - ~s9
manentiy cured. 1 shall be glad 10 -,
two bottles of nay remedy free to any r ,o'a
Iee.eIs s.ho have consumption If they viii
send me their express and pos: ofy;ee add -
Z. a. SlocQm. u. c.. ls3PearlS ST Newy,-ls
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
Good Advice.

"When are you going to pay me that
money!" said Charlie Bondclipper.
''As soon as am able, )" replied John
ME Fewscads
well, You pay up pretty soon or I'll
bring suit"
That's all right but let me give
you pointer. owe you fifty dollars
Lend me fifty and bring suit for an
even hundred. Texas Siftings
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
Aa,icab slo,scs.
CsslL.

9ir>- " ins-ow'S SooTniHg S-rup ~ns,,l,l
always se Used Tor children Ieetllln-. Ir
SeY'iies 20; 'ae child >otttns Tee gums. allsys
best remedy Tor oiHrhoea I.en,v-f,rs
cents a bottle. lsed 10y millions of
aic'HstS Coilt " iUt.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

DR.. j. Ellis Jennings, the st. Louis
oculist, will be in Wichita from April 3Os h
TO May 9Th, and can be consulted on dis
eases of the eye and ear at Sl3 North Law
renee avenue, 9 a. m., till , p. IN. dl3S tt
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
Hack Line

feFrF, barton 10 Saltwater. Leaves
saltwater a. m; Perry p. m. Also Ex
enange stables at Orlando aud Saltwater
We make a speciality of carrying nss~e,,.
gers between these points
Coltf - - ''i44' t-LA'
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

c. F. Goforth, the sewing machine and
gasoline stove repairer, has moved TO 223
4. Douglas, in room with Wichita Hard
ware Go. 2t* 140
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

Ross Brothers have fine line of fresh
climated tomato. cabbage and sweet potato
plants for sale at their store. 3l9 East
Douglas avenue. 3l9lt
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

For the freshest and best ca bbage plants,
sweet potato plants and tomato plants.
Call CD Ross Brothers at $40 East Douglas
avenue. l4l IL
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

flecaht reclining chair car. on an tr,ltt- an,
human sieepers from Wichita to Kansas civ AMI
tnlesSo without change night trains 1icss,s
solu sha naSGsse Checked through TO all points
horth south east ana west. and Steamship licket.
eoiu 10 MI foropesn points ut lowest rSfes C5ry
t.cket once Iep East Douglas avenue corner Nsi5
tlfeet- passenger station corner Douglas aud sIesi
avenues Telephone l9 ~
J. II. PHIIJIPs. 7rcka, As.ae
fSo- SEBASTIAN. q. T. & p A. ChiSs-o IN
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
RemoveE to Sedgw tx Block.

And we are ready to fit Won with the
BEST suits or pants for the least mouey.
WICHITA TAILORING CowPANY
itI os Sedgwick Block
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
For SaIe-Saed Potatoes

We have about one hundred bushels
early Ohio seed (northern) that We will
close out at cost or less.
d13S ct DEAN, EAMES & DEAN.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
A Happy Home Now.

Mother-You say your husband nc
longer spends his evenings at the club?
Daughter soon broke him of that
How did you manager"
Before going to bed put two easy.
chairs close together by the parlor fire,
and then held match to a cigar until
the room got faint ordor of smoke
IN. Y. Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
Hack Line.

Leave Perry at 1:30 p. m. and returning
leave Saltwater at 1::0 4. m.
dSS If. TURNER FORD, Props
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

Ross Bros are Offering the incest fresh
tomato. cabbage and sweet potato plants
for sale cheap. Il 40
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29

In 1872 there were twenty establish
nents of the sisters of charity In At
:ica.
THE principal Paris founding asy-
lum receives over 5000 infants every
year.
THE oldest pagan philosophers incul-
cate the duty of giving aims to the
poor.
RUSSIA is said to have $50, 900 paupers
In the various refugees provided for
them.
In Paris over 1000 beds In the free
hospitals are maintained by charitable
donations.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
WaHted.

WaIted.
Stock of dry goods; will trade fine i'm
proved clear farm near Ell Reno, o. T.
Adress MEYER & BOOTEN,
FL Reno, O. T. 137 Ct
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
OCCIDENTAL HOTEL

os1S1ssssi Motel
TRANSIENT RATES 81 sna sf.25
PER DAY.
SINGLE MEALS IS CENTS.
tOOs AND BOARD IS PEA WEEK
TABLE BOARD 81 Per WEEK.
LODGING 25 Asa SOC.
Table Unsurpassed.
Corner Main and second s.re~.s.
A JOHNSTON. p-oprissor.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1894-04-29
OFF GOES HIS HEAD

TO DEATH IN PARIS.
Cn1prit is Inso1ent Throughout His
Trial and Interrupts the Proceed
ings of the Court by Vicious
Threats, Declaring That An
archistS Can be Killed
but Not Anarchy.
Germans Express
y'heir Views Of
MI. COxey.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-11-27
louisville TOBACCO MARKET.

Mr. Alexander Harthil's report. dated
Louisville, November "a. 1891, says:
Light receipts. rather smaller sales OF
1894 Burnley, weather too unreasonable TO
get tobacco In order. and a strong market
on common and medium dark tobaccos
were the leading features this week.
Rurley-Offerings at auction this week:
1893 crop. 573; 1894 crop, lO4 hogshepds.
Smokers-Red and colory In good sup
ply and unchanged Brights very scarce.
Red FYllers-Offerings OF desirable con-
siderably fewer this week. Common ana
medium lrregularly easier, while the better
grades were firm. No specially fine Of
fered.
larger. and on the whole averaged better
in quality. Common and medium UNI
changed. while the better grades were
little stronger.
Cuttlng-Coiory and bright strippers con-
tinue very scarce, with demand active AT
full outside figures. Others unchanged.
The above applies 10 the 1884 crop Bur-
ley.
1884 Burley-The late unreasonable
weather. excepting one day thls week.
curtaled receipts somewhat, being only
% per cent OF receipts this week last year.
The bulk OF the offerings this week were
nondescript and trash. Some fairly good
hogsheads met with ready sales at former
prices. Large receipts are probable be-
fore long.
Green River Flllers-At auction offerings
were somewhat larger. without quotabe
change. with more Inquiries for lots pri-
yately, and sales mainly Of common and
medium grades, of which 33j hogsheads
were sold this week.
Darks-Offsrings larger. with TAR per.
centage of good. heavy working Tugs ana
common and medium leaf, for which there
was more animation. and prices firm al
the advance noted last week for good
Jugs To medium leaf. Only four hogs
heads 1874 crop offered this week.
Reflections were l59 hogsheads Burnley,
and 1875 hogsheads dark; against ~ hogs
heads Burley and IS hogsheAds dark last
week.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-11-27
FUNERAL OF HON. E. S. HAMLIN.
Services by I;cv. Lyman Is. Wharon-'o"
,nenorate ~. Andrews Day.

WILLIAMSBURG VA, November 20
GrccralJ-The remains Of Hon H. -
Ilmlin. who died in Washington. were
brought here yesterday morning ana IN
TERED In Cedar Grove Cemetery The
funeral took place at halt-past two from
the family residence. Tazewell Han anu
was attended by many Of the friehus vi
the deceased The funeral cervices Were
conducted by Rev. Lyman H. mar
tom Mr.. Hamlln leaves widow uhies
sons. and two daughters.
Brut0n Parish Chapter OF 81. Ahore"
brotherhood viii commemorate 81 An
drews bay, November goth. ana nave
an address by Major Ro stiles. OF hleh-
rnond. an enthusiastic brotherhood man.
ana member from Virginia OF the couhoiI.
II Is hoped by this that great interest III
the brotherhood Will be aroused ih thiS
section.
In the Circuit Court just closed the
chancery case Of I.ightfoot vs.. Lightfoot'
involving the question. Three horses were
placed by the father In the custody OF MS
ton. was u loan or gift? the Court
decided II was loan.
q / Zones vs.. ID W. Marston: This was
a case In which dispute arose about the
applications OF payments. the Court hoih-
ing that neither the debtor nor ered'tor
having applied the payments. court
Of equity would apply them 10 an unse-
cured debt. and not TO secured DEBT.
y. l.. Henley qualified Ms administra-
e tor. with the VIII annexed, OF n. w.
Hammond. In bond OF 5000
a large number OF western people look
ing for homes have been here recently
and two Of the party. after looking
around. decided 20 locate here at once.
Most OF the others will return later on.
The Mclean, or Fort Magruder iarm'
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-11-27
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than Others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds hest products to
the needs Of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup OF Figs.
lis excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; effectualIy cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t hos given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval Of the medica.
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and il is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
rists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. onl-, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup OF flgs
and being well informed, you will mo-
accept any substitute If offered.
ia 1-Tu, Tn, (wlsa ,leortpfrl
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-11-27
NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.

NEW YORK, November 2s-Business at
the Stock Exchange to-day was on a dis
appointingly small scale, the startling de-
velopments in the Shoe and Leather Bank
having Offset In a large degree the effect
OF the successful placing OF the new gov
eminent loan.
Another matter which tended TO re-
strict business was the mystery surround
ing the Chicago and Northwestern divi-
dend. The directors are to meet TONER
row for action. a story was current that
the directors will follow the Vanderbilt
plan by setting a regular rate of dividend
on the stock-say 4 or per cent.-and II
the earnings warrant, declare something
extra At the end OF the calendar year.
The op ming of the market was Irregular,
Chicago Gas and a few other prominent
specialties showing strength, while the
other standard stocks were weak. Suisse
quently. the whole list weakened, and
when the st. Paul statement was pub
lished the Changers declined sharply.
This statement was very unfavorable,
showing a decrease in gross earnings or
1891, 7Si, and In net Of S653S77, for October.
From July lst TO October LIST the net
earnings were 50, 1865, against A.45i41S
for the same period last year On this
statement, 81. Paul declined from 69ss 70
$50. Rock Island from 6li2 to 81, and
Burlington ana Quincy from Il TO 7Ol2.
The decline otherwise ranged from u
to l% per cent. Chicago Gas and Sugar
leading.
In the late dealings the higher-priced
Coalers were decidedly strong on reports
Of shutting OF the collierles. a better
feeling Is said to prevail In Anthracite
Coal circles since the recent meeting or
the presidents In Philadelphia. The mar
The net changes show losses of i4q1h
per cent. ST. Paul leading Lackawanna
gained x; Northern pacific preferred. u /;
Canada southern, /, and Delaware ana
Hudson. 19s. Colorado Fuel and Iron ad-
vanced ~, TO 26,., and Cordage guaran-
transactions were email The market
did not respond TO the allotment OF the
bonds 10 the Stewart-Morgan syndicate,
the only perceptible effect having been the
weakening Of sterling exchange. Dis
tillers was again pressed for sale. ana
fen TO SN, on rumors OF reorganization
and a big assessment. and certificates IN
their appearance to-day. Chicago Gas
and American Sugar were less prominent,
but Cordage bonds sold at 65li, the lowest
point yet reached.
Railroad bonds were fairly acuVe ana
Irregular. ,ooon
Sales Of listed stocks aggregated 1900
shares; Of unlisted, l7OO0.
Treasury balances: Coin, SI9,297,oOo; cur
rency, ssIe23.odo.
MONEY AND EXCHANGE.
Money on call easy at per cent: last
loan at |, and closing offered at ! per
cent; prime mercantile paper, 3df per
Bar silver, 62ss. Silver at the board
GJit, bid. IA, 100,
business in bankers bills at N6A4is6A
for sixty DAYS, and S%&04snI TOR de-
mand posted rates, si.S19QfS; CONNER
cial bills. Sissy. c.. ,,.
Government bonds strong. State bonds
dull. Railroad bonds Irregular
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-11-27
MISTAKEN FOR A RABBIT.
Henry Ware Fired Upon and Severely
Woundcd-.D. y. Ianier Suicides.

DANVULE. VA. November 2s.-(spe-
cial)-lIenry a. Ware. a colored boy II
years Of age. was fred on by some white
boys about three and half miles from
the city this evening. the shot taking ef-
feet I'm the SIDE leg, and hand. The left
eye was shot out. No cause for the deed
could be ascertained He heard the boys
sing out There goes n rabbit and fired.
He was brought TO town and some or the
shot taken out Of his body The wounds
are very serious II not dangerous.
a special 10 the Register from Chatham.
Pittsylvania county. says John Il. I'anier.
a prominent citizen of that town commit
ted suicide this afternoon at his home at
that place He was found weltering In
his blood about O'Clock. but II was not
known at what hour the deed was COM
mtted The weapon used was pistol,
which was found still in his grasp. The
ball entered just above the right temple.
No cause is known for the deed.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1894-11-27
a CHANGE or BAPTIST PASTORS.
Thanksgiving Day to Do Observed mt
scotIand Neck-Kiiiipg Of Lawrsnee.

SCOTLAND NECK. n. C., November
% -fspecial )-Rey. W. 4. Ballard. who
has been located here for three years as
missionary In the Tar-Riyer baptist As
ISOLATION, Is closing up his WORK lie has
,Sade many friends and 10 much be-
ioved nv ali classes. He viii go TO south
mort where he served as pastor before
coming here. The kindest Wishes OF all
DENOMINATIONS here will attend MIN. Hev.
MIR. Mccaughan viii succeed MT. BRliard
IN the field. but will not live In scotland
Neck. He will probably live at croweii :.
Mr. McCaughan Will arrive here this
week. 1T, -,
THE merchants OF the town VIII close
their stores next Thursday TO observe
THANKSGIVING service in accordance WIN
the proclamation of Governor carr. ser
vices will be held In the churches.
DIR. a. C. Liverman. who went 10 NOT
folk Friday. come back to Berthe Satur-
day 10 visit his mother. ana returned
home yesterday.
The last news from Mississippi giving
full particulars OF the killing OF Mr. II
B. Lawrence, who was formerly resi-
dent of this town, shows that ne hau no
thing 10 do with the trouble that existed
between Hartman and Boyd. but was SIM
ply accompanying Hartman when Boyd
shot. Boyd reloaded his Winchester AFTER
killing Hartman and deliberately snot
Lawrence without moving from MS TRUCKS