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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-08-25
TeIegrany Zagraniczne
Wojna Chin z Japonia.
Porazka Japo6czyk6w ma la.
die. = lime wiadomosci.

SHANGHAI, "a sierpnia. =
List, otrzymauy W Che Foo z
Chamulpo, z Korei, donosi, ae
d. 10go sierpnia przybylo ma
rzeke Tatung 19 okret6w wo-
iennych i13 statkow transpor-
towych.
Wysadzi1Y one ma lad 5000
ludzl.
Zaraz po wysadzeniu, ma woj,
sko to napadl oddzial chin
skiej konnicy, z}ozony z 1000
ludzl = i zdola1 zaraz ziamac
korpus japodski ma POI. Chin,
ska artylerya, umieszczona ma
wzg6rzu, zasypywa}a ogniem
szeregi Japohczykow, zrzsdza-
jace wielkie szkody.
Wojsko japo1skie musia}o
cofnac sic ma wybrzeze, gdzie
strzaly armatnie okret6w ME
dozwolily ma dalsza pogo1
przez Chi6czyk6w. Japo6czy
cy mieli straciG W tenn starciu
do 1900 ludzi.
w Ten Tsin otrzymano z
Ping Yang telegram, cape
wnlajacy, ze SHY chi1skie W
Chung Ko zostafy W przeciagu
ozasu cd 1890 do 20 sierpnia
wzmocnione o 10000 ludzi,
tax re armia chi1ska W tel
miejscowosci wynosi $4,000
ludzi.
Dnia 92go sierpnia posta-
nowiono uderzyc ma Japo1czy.
k6w, kt6rzy stoja o 8 mil cd
Chung Ho.
Konnica chi6ska przebiega
ciagle okolice. Pochwycila
ona juz 100 zbieg6w japo6'
skich. Wszystkim poucinano
glowy.
Jspo6czycy maja obecnie
ma Korei $4,000 wojska.
LoNDYN, 24go sierpnia. =
q 'Tien Tsin donosza, il Rev.
James Wyllie, misyonarz pres
byterya1ski, zosta} zamordo-
wany przez zolnierzy chi1skich
W Lao Yang. Spotkal on
oddziai wojska, maszerujacy
do Korei i pad} jego ofara.
Rad angielski bedzie z tego
powodu wymagaf zadosytuczy.
nienia.
YoKoHoMA, "a 60 sierpnia.
= Port Nagasaki jest obecnie
broniony przez torpedy miny
podwodne. Statki neutralne
So przeprowadzane przez pilo.
tow z okrst6w wojennych ia.
pofskich. W kraju czynis
sic coraz zywsze przygotowania
wojenne. Posilki co chwile
wysy}aja ma Koree.
TOXIC, "a sierpnia. = W
Chung Hwa by}o dose grozne
starcie, jeden officer i 5ciu aol-
merry zabitych.
LoNDYN, 24go sierpnia. =
Chiny prowadza uk1ady z je.
dna 2 firm W Birmingham, W
AngIii, o dostawe materyalu
wojennego. Amunicya costa,
ME przewieziona do jednego z
port6w hiszpa1skich lub poiu
dniowo-ameryka1skich, a
ztamtad do Chin.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-08-25
q pofudniowej Afryki.

CAPE To vN, "a sierpnia. =
Ostatnie depesze z Pretorii do.
nosza, il wodl zbunto wanych
Kafr6w Malaboch zostal pobi-
ty i zda} sic Boerom ma Ia
ske i nie1aske razem re swym
bratem, dwoma synami j czte.
rema zonami. Jest on mocno
przygnebiony = i dwukrotnie
usilowai popeinicsamob6jstwo
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-08-25
Telegraf poimorski do Zelandyi.

LoNDYN, 24go sierpria. =
Earl jersey, kt6ry reprezento
wal Rad Wielkiej Brytanii ma
konferencyi miedzy.ko
nej W Ottawie, doklada wszel.
.kich stara6, ably doprowadzic
do skutku projektowane pod
morskie polsczeuie tslegrafi
czne Kanady Nova zelan-
dya. Sadzs, ze lima zostanie
zaiozona W roku przysz}ym.
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do opracowania konstytucyi czson-
k6w blisko siebie nieszkajacych,
pow oiu, re dawny komitet oswald,
czy2, ze zjezdzanie sic komitetowych
r6zDych miejscowosc Sci jest niewygo-
dne. Weszli do komitetu Wie'. ks.
Eug. Sedlaczek, OBJ. Zahaikiewicz,
Jedrzejek, Fuhl Kr6lik, Potem je.
szcze ua zyczsnie obecnych Wiel. ks
BarzyhsEi OBJ. Belihski'
Nastepnie uchwalono, by konsty-
tucya przet}5maozyd ma jezyk angiel
ski azeby obu iezykach ia wy
dIukowsro.
Nastapisa sprawa wyboru urzedni,
kow.
Del. Abraham z Chicago wnosi'
aby administrators byla W jednem
miejscu, a przynajmniej kasyer Sc
kretarz. K. Szymanowski przeciWnie
radzi, aby zarzad byl W r6znych mia
stach, co hucGuymi oklaskami po
twierdzono. Del. Rschlicz Milwau-
kes chwali dawny zarzad wnosi, aby
wybra6 60 ponownle.
l ten wniosek hucznymi oklaskami
nsgrodzono.
Oh. CzekaIa radzi, ably w jednem
tylko miescie byli kasyer i sekretarz.
Debsty rozpoczynsja sic nader GO
race. Biora nich udzial OBJ. Arkl-
szewski, Klarkowski, Mamma, Jarzem-
bowski, Czerwihski, Straszyhski,
Iwahski Wilxesbare, inni.
Uchwalono sprawe te rozstrzygnac
"a pomoca balotowania.
Do komitetu liczacego glosy "a.
mianowal marsza}ek OBJ. Gniota, Ger
wihskiego zioskowskiego.
Ia tenn, azeby pozostal- zarzad W
miejscowosciach, jak by}o dawDieJ,
oddano SO gsos6w; przeciwnych zas
temu 3S gsosow.
Natychmiast podsno wniosek, by
przez aklamacya obra6 dawnY zarzad.
Wniosek ten znaczna wiekszoscia
przyjeto.
Nastapiso odroczenie ma 10 minut.
Pc ponownem otwarciu posiedze-
mia komitet do rezolucyj przedstawis
Seimowi swe rezolucye.
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Sobota, dnia 25go Sierpnia 1894 r

sposob usifuja zasiewa6 ziarno ME-
zgody pomiedzy naszymi wsp6}wy-
znawcami;
W kofcu' poniewaz W tenn mie-
scie Cleveland znajduje sic pewna
osobistosG, nazwiskiem Franciszek
Kofaszewski, by{y ksiadz katolicki
tego miasta, a obecnie ekskomu-
nikowany i potepiony przez najwyz-
sza w}adze Kosciofa "a swojo niepo-
s1uszenstwo.i niehonorowe postapie-
ME, kt6ry twierdzi, jakoby miaf
wielu zwolennik6w pomiedzy kato-
liskiem duchowiehstwem tego kra-
jul jakoby by1 ich przedstawicielem
przy tworzeniu ustanowieniu ME-
zaleznego koscio}a katolickiego,
Rzeto uk}adamy przyjmujemy
nastepuiace rezolucye:
l. Uchwalanay: IL jak najuroczy.
sciej protestujemy przeciw twierdze
niom Kofaszewsklego, jakoby W ia
kikolwiek sposob reprezentowa} Pc
lakow katolik6w; ME moze on wcale
rosciG sobie tego prawa. Krew pol
ska ME pfynie W jego zy}ach; ME ma
prawa do nazwiska, kt6re nosi, ,zmie-
nil je ma nazwisko polskie dla ambi-
tnych swych celow, my, jako Po-
lacy, uwazamy to "a zniewage dla
naszej narodowosci.
II. UchaoaIamy:: by nar6d amery-
kanski zosta} jasno poinformowany
co do podstepnego obfudnego po-
stepowania Kofaszewskiego, a mia,
nowicie prasie amerykahskiej lepiej
poinformowanei oznajmia sic, IL
zerwaf on wszelkie wezfy z Koscio-
lem katolickim najwyzsza jego
gfowa, Biskupem W Rzymie, podczas
gdy Polakow, a zwiaszcza swych
zwolennik6w zapewnia, re by} i be-
die zawsze wiernym katolikiem.
III. Uchwalamy: re obrzedy, kt6'
re urzadzif dnia 81 sierpnia 1894
przy pomocy dwoch ekskomuniko:
wanych suspendowanych ksiezy i
pewnej osobistosci, ktdra przywfa-
SEGA sobie tytui biskupa, = kto-
rych to os6b kazda odznacza sic cha
rakterem podejrzanym, ME byfy
niczem innem, jak tylko farsa tea
tralna i podejsciem celem pozyska-
MIA kilku nalwnych zbfakanych Po-
lak6w 2 Cleveland innych miast.
". Uchwalanay ogfosit: re takie
faryzeuszowskie dwulicowe poste-
powanie, prowadzace do zhanbienia
Polak6w Katolik6w, jest W mai
wyzszym stopniu ponizajace nlego-
dne czfowieka niegdys zwanego o.
Gem przez swych paraflan j dlate-
60 bfagamy i zaklinamy drogich ma
szych ma bezdroza sprowadzonych
qraci W Jezusie Chrystusie, ktorzy
dotychczas W jakikolwiek spos6b
brali udziai W tym bolesnym skan-
dalu, azeby ma mi}osc Boska, W imie
prawdy i zbawienia ich dusz ME-
smiertelnych, powrocili do WARY
Sobieskich, Kosciuszkow Pufaw-
skich, do WARY swych ojc6w pra-
ojc6w, do WARY Jednego, Swietego,
Apostolskiego Koscio}a Rzymsko.
Katolickiego.
Podpisalismy W dniu 81 sierpnia
1894.
(Nastepujs podpisy duchowieh-
stwa i wszystkich delegatow ma
Sejm).
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Ostatnia nadzieia.

W sht field, W Aoglii, skazany
zostal przez sad niejakis Walter Pre-
stoD, LEGACY IA lat, ma zaplacenie 100
funt6w szterlipg6w odszkodowania
swej narzeczonej "a zerwanie z MIA
stcsnnk6w. Jako wzglad obciazajacy
przyieto to okolicznosd, ze bogdanka
jego, 10 letnia miss Ma'gorzata Ri
chsrdson pck}adala W MIN ostatnia
swa nadzieje i prawdopodobnie teraz
jua meza ME znajdaie. Mimo to za-
wied2iona narzeczona ME byla jeszcze
zadowolniona z wyroku.
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ROME UCHWAKY.

REzOLJCYE SEJMEJ-
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Kalendarz Batolicki ma rok
1896 juz wyszedf pod prasy i
Jest do nabycia W Redakcyi
"Dziennika Chicagoskiego".
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Sejm zakofczony we Czwartek.
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Administrators pozostanie jak dawnej, roinych mast
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY.

Work to BE Commenced This Week by
Taking Field Notes in Many States.
WASHINGTON, Aug. 28.-During the
coming week work will be commenced
by the geological survey taking felo
notes in many of the states. The fact
that the appropriation did not become
available until few days ago is of
fered as an explanation of why it is
that work in this line did not com
mence earlier in the season. 1t is now
estimated that it will be possible tc
continue the work of taking field note:
until the last of October in some of the
states. while in others the work will
have to be suspended about the middle
of September.
The most important work to be done
this wear, according to the expectations
of the superintendent of the geological
survey, is allotted to Prof. EmmOns,
who is assigned the task Of invading
Colorado and taking notes in and
around the new mining camps A
large amount of geological information
has been upturned during the last year
bv the picks of the miners. and it is ex'
pected to be able to gather in this
within few days and extend the in
vestigation into certain branches of the
work in the line of precious metals.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
POPULAR SCIENCE.

IT is computed that every year the
earth receives about lac, 5000, 900, 900
shooting stars, which fall on its surface
and thus slowly increase its mass.
PROF DoLBEAR says electricity pos,
sesses no virtue as such FOR the cure OF
disease 1t will make as bad ulcers as
it will heal and destroy life as compla-
Gently as strychnine or the guillotine.
IT is not likely that earthquakes ever
result from electric disturbances, and
it has not yet been proved that they
ever give rise to any such though when
large masses of rock are displaced, as
in Japan in 1891, slight local changes
in magnetic curves have resulted.
PROF. ASA GRAY says that the Wash
ington elm at Cambridge has been esti-
mated to produce seven million leaves,
which would make a surface radiation
of about five acres in extent. and give
out every fair day in the growing sea-
son seven and three-fOurths tons c1
moisture.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
CURRENT PUNS,

CALLER-"Doesn't 1t worry you to
think of your daughter on the ocean,"
Old Lady-"Dear me, no; she can swim"
High School Review.
WIDow-"Mr. Jones, your sympathy
strikes me very forcibly." Mr.. Jones'
Thanks; meant it for a sympathetic
strike "-Detroit Free Press.
II OBJECT" said the mosquito in
theatrical hotel. ito this interference
In my business. The idea OF my not
being permitted to do my act without
. netl'-Washingt Star.
THERE appears to be no good reason
for withdrawing the original yachting
proposition to England; that If she will
furnish the wind this country will pro-
vide the speed.-Washingt Post.
D-HEARTED STRANGER-"But II
you were, as you say, champion pu-
gilist, what reduced you TO this terri
BILE condition -drink?" Mendicant-
mo. sir; l los me voice. ."-Cambridge
High School Review.
TEACHER-"Johnny, can you tell me
from what part we get beefsteak from
q cow?" Johnny-'Frum de shanks." "
Teacher-''And where do we get milll?'
Johnny-"O, we gifts dat frum anudder
placer-SyracuSe Post.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

they have been numerically criticised
by the American people regardless of
party.
The democracy has paid an extor-
tionate price for its tariff bill; has paid
the penalty of accepting half million
dollars from the sugar trust in 1892
and2promising favors in return. 1t is
q question who occupy the more cred
table position-the Germans and the
Brices, who have from the beginning
of the tariff controversy recognized
the democracys obligations to the
sugar trust and sought to satisfy them,
or the Wilson's and Clevelands, who
have hypocritlcally sought to gain
popular applause by 'epudiating the
obligations and eventually been COM
PEELED to meet them.
Be that as it may, the national de-
mocracy is in disgrace. The sugar
trusts S mortgage made in 1892 has been
foreclosed; and the party has been de-
prived both Of its character and its po-
litical capital.-Albany Journal
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
POLITICAL DRIFT.

rEThere is no democratic party. 1t
is the sugar trust.-Toledo Blade.
[#The cuckoo is no longer the IA
vorite bird of the administration. The
crow has taken it's place.-N. Y. Trib-
une.
cBThe tariff bill has been passed
bv the democratic house. The demo
cratic house will be passed next No
vember.-N. Y. Recorder.
LA reduction in the size of post
age stamps is the only retrenchment
SO far accomplished by the democrats
which doesn't rob union veterans of
their pensions.-Kansas City Journal
Instead Of resorting to popguns
the democrats in the house should
have provided themselves with boom
erangs. President Cleveland could have
told them how to make them.-Cleve-
land Leader.
Protection, when a trust needs
protection. as on sugar, and free trade
when big syndicate needs that, as on
coal, is the democratic plan. It is a
little hard on democratic principle and
platform; but it suits the trust exactly.
philadelphia Press.
sEThe fact that 1925, 100000 less
value in crude materials was inn
ported during the fiscal year which
ended June 80, 1894, than during the
previous year, indicates that the for
eigners are holding them back for the
democratic tariff so as to send them as
finished goods, and that the American
producer dare not purchase because he
fears revenue tariff competition.-1n-
dianapolis Journal.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
ABOUT PEOPLE IN GENERAL

LIEUT.. n. T. L. HALPIN, of the re-
ceiving ship Wabash, is the smallest
officer in the service, in point of stature.
Mrs. ALEXANDER, the well-known
novelist, who is really Mrs. Alexander
Hector, is a grandmother, nearly sew
enty.
THE successor of Edmund Yates as
editor Of the London World is Maj.
GriAiths, who has long been contribu-
tor to the paper.
New YORK dealers in the photographs
of celebrities say that the picture Of
Mrs. Ballington Booth is among the
most popular in the market.
Mrs. BISHOP Miss Isabella Bird,
though more than sixty years of age,
is off again in search Of new materials
( for another book of travels. She has
left fiverpooffor Gorca---s-----.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
PARTY PERFIDY.
democratic Principles and the New Tarin

democratic
Bill.
Before the tariff oil was passed Mr..
Cleveland said Of il th.t II put through
in the form in which it went to the
conference committee it meant party
perfdy and party dishonor." He said
further that mo tariff measure can
accord with democratic principles or
promises or bear a genuine democratic
badge that does not provide for free
raw materials" AS coal and iron ore
have not been put on the free list the
new law does not accord with genuine
democratic principles according to the
presidents idea cf them.
But the democrats outside of the
white house, even those who but a
few days ago were commenting Mr..
Cleveland for his heroic stand in sup
port Of the sound doctrine, are of the
opinion now that the new law is not
SO undemocratic after all Even Larry
Neal, the author Of the radical plank
in the national platform which calls
for the destruction Of all protection as
unconstitutional and robbery, says:
II am well satisfied with the termination OF
the contest The bill just passed is wonder
full improvement on the Mckinley law and
makes long step in the right direction. The
reductions are substantial and will prove very
beneficial to the country"
The Indiana democrats in their plat
form say:
"We approve the efforts Of President Cleve-
land and his administration, and Of the demo-
cratic house OF representatives, and Of q
large majority Of the democratic senators, and
particularly our distinguished senator's from
Indiana, d. w. Voorhees, and David Turpie
and our entire democratic delegation in con
gress to redeem the pledges made to the coun-
try by the last democratic convention and tC
execute the will Of the American people ex-
pressed at the ballot box in 1892"
Owing to the exertions of Senate,
German and few others those "ef
forts" were failure and the demo
cratic congress was far from carrying
out the pledges made in the platform
Of 1892. Nevertheless the convention
congratulated congress that :" a sub
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
VICTORY OF THE TRUST.
Foreclosure of the Mortgage Made Wheu
the Democracy Went In.


the Democracy Went In
The sugar trust has won.
It's victory in congress is complete.
The adminis1reti ton also recognizes
its supremacy
The Clevelands and Wilson's, no
less than the Germans and Brices, are
its subservient supporters.
A tariff bill has finally been passed
which is not only acceptable to both
branches Of congress and President
Cleveland, but also has the approval
Of the American Sugar Refineries COM
pany, the incorporated title Of the
sugar trust.
The stun bling block" which has
been in the pathway of tariff reform"
ever since the house refused to accept
the senate's amendments to the Will
son bill, the senate refused to recede,
the president wrote to Representative
Wilson and Senator German replied to
the presidents letter. was placed there
by the sugar trust. In word, the
trust "held up" both the congress and
the president and refused to allow the
procession to proceed until its high
wayman demands had been conceded.
The concession was made evidently as
the result of the three-cornered con-
sultation at the white house between
Grover Cleveland, Arthur P. German
and William 1. Wilson
The revised tariff bill which has
been passed by congress is not a com
promise BILL in the sense that the SEN
ate and house have made mutual con-
cessions in order to harmonize conflict
ing elements. The concessions are all
on one side and have been made by
the house and the president to the
senate and the sugar trust: They
were the indispensable condition on
which the trust would remove its op-
position and permit tariff bill to
pass; and the Wilson's and Clevelands
have bowed their heads and submitted
to the very yoke which the Germans
and Brices have worn and for which
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
Don't Tread ON Me.

Vibrates the rattle snake with his rattle
Sensible pc ople take alarm at the chill winch
ushers in chills and fever. If they don't
know they should, that Hotsetter Stomach
Bitters is the preventer and remedy. NOR
should thev forget that it remedies dyspep-
sia, liver complaints, nervousness, sleep
lessness and debility, and is general tonic
without equal.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
APACHES FOR OKLAHOMA.
Gs onimo's Band in Alabama to Be Trans
, ferred to Fort Sill.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 28.-The secre
tary of war started an officer yesterday
for Mount Vernon barracks, Ala. where
he will take charge of the Geronimo
band of Indians and escort them to
Fort Sill, Ok. This is in accordance
with the scheme worked through con.
gress by some Of the southern mem
bers. The band is about $50 strong and
was taken off the warpath in Arizona
and New Mexico in 1854 and placed in
prison in Alabama, where they have
since rem aimed.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

stantial measure Of reform had been
effected" What Mr.. Cleveland called
party perfdy and party dishonor' it
called substantial measure OF re-
form" Nor did Gov. Matthews in his
speech to the convention talk OF the
new tariff measure in the language
used bv Mr.. Cleveland. Said he
1--WE may not IN the present measure and the
present congress secure all that may be de-
sired, but It Is just rs as night will follow
the day that all legislation that may give re-
lief in the direction Of true tariff reform is TO
remain upon the statutes fixed and secure 1t
NAV be added to and advanced, but 1t Will
nevermore be taken from or moved backward
Not one OF these democrats has a
word to say about the sugar trust pro-
visions Of their new law. Not one OF
them condemns the few concessions
made to special industries to win the
votes Of one or two democratic sem
ators, They are all going to accept
the measure as "a step in the right dl-
rection," and promise more steps in
the same direction when they get a
chance.
Mr.. Cleveland said in his letter to
Chairman Wilson: You know how
much deprecated the introduction in
the bill Of the income tax feature" :"
The Indiana democrats say that is "a
wise and equitable measure" BY the
terms Of the law that tax will run for
only five years. If the democratic
party is in power four years hence the
Indiana members Of that organization
will insist on a continuance of the in
come tax on larger scale. They will
demand a graduated tax then.
The policy Of the democrats for this
falls campaign is outlined clearly.
They will say nothing about Cleve-
lands letter to Wilson, and nothing
about the sugar trust. They will
stand up for their new law, because it
is step in the direction of free trade.
and will promise more steps at the
first opportunity the people may be
foolish enough to give them.-Chicago
Tribune.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

Heard ma call somebody Ounce just now.
'Twant me, COZ | want there. She wouldn't
a dared to call the cook such names; SO |
guess it must have been dad. Boston
Transcript
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
Pure and Wholesome Quality

Commends to public approval the California
liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Fies. 1t
on the kidneys, liver and bowels to cleanse
the system effectually, it promotes the
health and comfort of all who use it. and
with millions it is the best and only remedy.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

LADIES can permanently beautify their
complexion with Glenns Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
Es#The duties and principles Of the

EeT The duties and principles Of the
republican party are not changed.
Loyal to protection as the compass to
the polar star, the republican party
will never rest until genuine protec-
tion is restored to every American in
dustry and the American standard of
wages restored to the American level.
The industrial independence of the
United States has received a blow
reasonable, but also transitory. Re-
publican principles are immutable.-
Y. Press
1T is the workingman who pays,
in reduced wages, the cost of demo
cratic tariff reform. = Minneapolis
Tribune,
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

CHAPPIE-"Did YOU know that Blenkin.
deah boy, is going to be me brother-in-laW:
Miss Spicing-"Dear me, no. Is 1t broth
err or sister he's in love Wlth!"-lnter
Ocean
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

FLIES followa red-nosed man because they
seem to know that he will soon take some
thing with sugar in it.-Picayune.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

"HARRY gave me the dearest. loveliest en-,
gagement ring" CarOline-"Mercy on me
I didn't know there was a pawnshop III the
town. Inter Ocean.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

PROFESSOR -"Why does the earth move?"
Hardup (absently Cant pay the rent,
suppose. Philadelphia Times.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELsE-Bradford-
II wonder where Biggs acquired all his
knowledge about wOmen's hats. Robin
son Ike used to go to the theater frequent
ly."-Truth.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31
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The People's friend., 1894-08-31

IT makes the crab blush when he gets into
hot water Philadelphia Record.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price 75c.
The People's friend., 1894-08-31

THE saddest sights in the world are
bachelor holding baby, woman riding
bicycle. and a one-armed man out driving
with girl-Austin (Tex.) Ro ling Stone,