The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-04-18

AZ It has been some time since YOU
have heard from me I thought ]
would let you and your many readere
know that am still on the land, aud
among the living. and keeping my
eyes on Cleveland's Cuckoo, Dinner
Kettle Gray. who appears for the time
To have exclusive ownership OF the
Philadelphia Mint, and uses 1t as an
ASYLUM for Delaware Statesmen"
out OF job, and In order to accom-
modate all the Delaware Statesmen
out OF job. after the election next
November OF his cuckoo faith, think
MIR. Townsend will have to be re.
moved, and replaced by Gear
Carpenter. or Governor Dickey,
or Big General Patrick Neary. as this
State will be full OF them, and porhaps
Mr.. Towusend will not sympathize
as much with these Democratic or.
lphans as Cleveand's cuckoo would
like, and as moral instructor will be
needed, why will not the cuckoo, W.
/ {. +. Breckinridgs I'LL the tillY
| As an executive officer OF ability will
be needed how will 1t do to send
"Huckleherry Bob" up. and he could
teach the people OF Pennsylvania the
duties OF an executive officer. We'll
the last four months OF legislation has
boon spent by the Buffalo Hanpnan's
Cnckooin trying to pass their bust.
ness. destroying bills and In the House
whore tho moral reformer Breolen-
ridge and our superintendent of mud
Scows, and frog ponds hold forth, he
has been successful In driving IL
Through, but when he came to the
Senate he struck a Hill who held him
and his incompetent Idiots and insists
up 10 public contempt and crucilied
tire old Judas Voorhees,. whose last
days are passed in serving the copper.
head and mugwump Buffalo hang.
man, who Is only tool of Wall Street
gamblers.
II may be asked. Were yoli tariff
.IreiormerY' My answer lie, Il was q
tariff reformer, but not business do
etroyer, as Is the Wall street pot. house
politician in the White House at Wash.
',ington' II n man IL well and hearty
the cooks prescription OF pork and
lcRhhuge IL | right and Will do him
good, but II he is low with typhoid
foyer that prescription to him Is GER
tain death. and the huhgman In the
White House and his cuckoos have
given this government bad case OF
,typhcld fever, which the voters OF this
country are trying at every election TO
'.antidote. And In November the cuck 90
md ringsters will think au earthquake
or cyclone has struck them In suite OF
Senator Pyle, Dickey und Naary, ne
they cannot cheat decent Democrats
Of their votes II they can u few Repub-
l!cans.
. We Intend to In IA new Constltu.
tion. IN keeping with the age IN which
We I've, anu abolish the un Democratic
commissions 5. ANA tho eorrupt appoint
ing power. AMI have all oiaars elect
aah Ia, I.n,v
mont, breaking up rings, and family
circles. In this State as Is being dune
IN other democratic States, and II oue
rarity Will rot do IL. another will. And
wa now serve nOtlea on the dinner
kettle cuckoo, Carpenters. Dirkey and
Ncary, that a fair election an and
honest count is Democratic, and must
he held, even il 1t does dethroue them.
II apelrs as II \ corrupt 5y5tsm doss
creep INTO this government that must
b5 overthrow.
The Democratic party. by come mis-.
fortune or dumb luck. always manages
to 10 at the funeral. so "a to be the
chef mourners. as thsy were in 1850.
when the slave hOlders' oligarchy was
dethroned, and remained mourners
Tor thirty years, every four years set
ting up straw man Tor tho Republi-
Guns to kick over. Unfortunately in
1892 they happened to be admittUd to
the funeral OF oar nristocrItic. mo-
nopoly system, and being lncompe-
tnnt to MENACE H. they will be the
chief mourgers lar The next forty
years, IL 1896 does not provo tho
funeral OF the Democratic party.
How about 'Uxey and his urmy? As
John Brown was the natural effect OF
DemocIatic stupidity AMI laundering,
50 is COxey a natural effect of the see.
and exhibition OF their lncom potency
and corruption. Remember reader,
that CoXoy now stands in the same re-
lntion to this anti.Democratic system
that John Brown did to the m ore an
cent one. Perhaps the Buffalo Hang.
man may not hang Coxey aud his fol.
lowers. A JEFFERSON DEMOCRAT.