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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

The San Antonio and Gulf Shore
road is moving on to Velasco and
the Brazos is moving or to the
bar at the mouth of the jetties cut
ting it out inch by inch. Deep
water and the Gulf Shore will
reach Velasco on time, together.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

Forty-four per cent of the entire
population of Switzerland is en-
gagged in active work, professional
commercial, ETC., and this does not
include the $4,000 engaged as
domestics. If the proportion Of
employed to population were as
great in this country the cry Of
hard times would come again nc
more.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

Hill is not hankering after any
presidential nomination this next
campaign. He knows that newt
able defeat is the portion of his
party and generously valves his
chances in favor of Adlai, who can
not see as far into a milestone as
the Gothamite. Hill may not be a
big all round statesman, but he is
very shrewd politician and has a
very keen nose with which to scent
coming disaster.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

The time is coming, yea, now is,
in which the convention that NOM
mates it's Congressional candidate
will make it's own industrial plat
form and pledge the nominee to
stand upon it. No pledge, no NOM
nation.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

main in Gods country. They think
that Texas is good enough for
them and that big fees may cost
too much to pay in the end.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

There is one promise of this adj
ministration at Washington which
has been fully met. The promise
of year ago that the treasury de-
felt for the fiscal year would
average $6,OOO,OOO a month. The
twelfth month approaches its end
and the deficit reaches $74, 100000;
a margin, over the, promise of
100000.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

Those professional gentlemen
from the United States who have
been prospecting for locations in
Mexico, returned satisfied to re-
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

|" All contracts or bills must be ap-
sroved by the Secretary and Manager.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

Announcements for State and County
ihicers ten Dollars in advance.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

There is no foretelling what the
final outcome of the present miners
strike may be, but at present it
threatens to disrupt the miners
union. There is a broad split over
the compromises proposed and par
TALLY accepted, and it is so radical
that there seems to be little pros
pect of healing the breach. These
annual disturbances in the coal and
coke and mining regions of the
country will only come to a perpet-
ual end when Government inter-
poses its authority and arbitrates
these difficulties. 1t is useless to
delay the in inevitable remedy.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

The "Racing Diary" for the Wash
ington Park summer meeting OF
1894 is upon the LIGHT table. 1t
gives the events for II days in a
racing calendar that covers %
days, the other events to be an
nounced during the progress of
the races. Some idea of the char
acter of the sport presented may
be gathered from the announce
ment Of the opening race, the Der
by, June 23rd, which hangs up
$4,000 for the winner.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18
Carriage Painters

Anton Hannich & Son, tor the
finest and most durablesC Carriage Painting.
tentiOn to outside orders.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18
Markets
f urniture
Lumber, Etc

William Cameron, & Co. Sash
doors, blinds, screen doors, mouldings, and
lumber of all kinds. Telephone 255. Office
and yard, Cor. Austin and Lamar SITS.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18

Louis F. Ullrich, Carriage
Painter, 324 Elm Street, near Kampmann's
factory, Established 1872. Strictly first
class and durable work at reasonable prices.
The celebrated Valentine u Company's var
nish only used.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1894-06-18
Sign Painters
Manufacturers

F. H. Volrath, Scientific Horse
sheer. Treats al diseases of the feet and
faulty gaits. All work guaranteed satisfsc-
tory or no pay. 2l7 South Flores Street.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
Ser Strett Der YDttias=Nitter
Dor @crid1t.

Sn einem fiir alle beutl9en Mitglie=
Der oes Pptbiasoroens tpiAtigen pro5elie
puroe am Is. Sftober Dor 9iltrittsri1=
ter 8ro,pn in Snoianapolis argumen=
tirt.
slls Die 96rners 2oge in Snbianapo=
lis in Tol9e bes betannten &itualbe=
i6lulIes Der Grobloge aus lebterer aus=
trat, beantra9te uno erbielt Die @rob=
loae einen tempordren @inbaltsbefebl,
burb ben Der G6rner 2o9e unterlagt
muroe, iiber Das 2ogenei9entbum gu
perfiisen. Die @roBlose mahte sel=
tenb, baB, tuenn .eine iuboroinirte 2o9e
austritt Dber luspenbirt poer ausgeito=
ben miro, oas gigentbum berielben an
Die @roblpge fdut. 9emseseniiber
fiibrte Der 9lnmalt Der SDrner=2Dge aus,
oaB Die @roblo9e feinen 9lnIpru6 auf
bas GigeiltDum elmer fubprbinirten 2D=
ge babe, 10 lanse bieie ni6t fuspenoirt
ooer ausgeitoBen iei. geibe Gdle ld=
gen bier nibt por, oa Die &0rner=2ose
einfa6 auseetreten lei. 6erner bdtten
Die GroBlo9e uno bic Supreme=2ose
Die GDrner=2ose als oeutl6e Soge nit
beutIhem &itllal anerfannt, uno tpenn
Die @roblose, na6oem Die aOrner=2o=
9e spanSig Sabre gu ibr gebDrt, einen
8ei6lub falle, Der ben Oroen 5u einem
tbatiddliA enalil6en made 10 Tonne
oieier gei6lub fiir Die S0rner=2oge
nibt binoeno iein, oenn tpenn oieier 8e=
ibluB ihon bel Der 8riinoung bes Or=
bens eriitirt bdtte, iuiiroen oem Oroen
beuti6e 2oaen iiberbaupt ni6t beisetre=
ten iein. Oas 9eri6tli6e 8orgeben Der
@rOBlose ici elm Geriu6, bas 8ernlO=
gen Der SOrner So9e su cDnlis5iren.
Ser Nnlpalt Der @rpbloge ertpiberte
hierauf, oaB bas 8ermDgen BON 2ogen,
Die aus Dem Oroen ausgeitoBen ipiirOen,
on ben lebteren faQe, uno oaB Die &Or=
ner 2oge nur aussetreten lei, INN Der
QusfoBung i'm Sisciplinaripege gu ent=
geben unb ibr 8ermGeen 81 retten.
Ser &i6ter bebielt li6 Die @ntl6ei=
Oung bor.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
3otanift s.piid)ett SaMptnt atttt
1tttO Bauer.

9lus Wittenbera &eaierungsbeSirt
Wteri ieburg, tommt bic Sunoe BON ei=
mem YorfaQ, tpel9er piel Staub auf=
pirbelt. Sauptmann b. b. 2enfen bonn
bort sarniionirten Snfanterie &egi=
ment 8raf Sauenbien bon g8ittenberg
go. 20 follibirte beim Qlusritt an Der
Spibe elmer Sruppe init Dem Subrper=
fe zines Yauers, Namens 8ierib. Ser
Sauptmann befabl einigen Soloaten,
oen Bauer bon ieinem Wasen berab5u=
bolen uno ibn 81 arretiren. @ierf9
leiltete Wioeritano, er purbe iibsrtpdl=
tigt uno 9e5lpungen, nit ieinem Subr=
iperf ii6 mad Der am Martt befinbliden
poli5eipa6e gu begeben. Die polisei
lebnte es aber ab, benz 8erlansen, ben
Bauer einSultefen, naAsufommen. Sn<
smil6en bate ii6 eine groBe Wenidens
mense anseIammelt, ipel6e fit ibren
0titbiirser Yartei erariff uno idliebli6
cine oerart,ge Oroberbe 6altung ans
nabm, Dab Der Sauptmanu, um lpeite=
rem Gonflift DOr3ubeugen, es fiir gera=
then belt, lib 5uriif5uSieben.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
1oitcmfreie NiQeft.

S6ife 9eine 4orehe an $. Is. 8ud=
len & SO. in Gbicaao uno lab Sir Elm
Yrobei1ddtel6en BON Or. Sings nNem
2ife Yils" Suienoen. Gine Yrobe miro
Sid bon i6rem Wertb iiber5eusen. 9ie=
fe Billen ipirten ianft nnb empfeblen
li6 beipnDers in 6dllen bon 8erltopfung
unb &Dpfpeb. @s9en Wtalaria unb
2eberleioen linb lie uniibertroffen. Sic
}inb garantirt, poai itdnolg frei 81 iein
BON jeoer Mrt aiftiger -Subitansen uno
Iino gdnslih aus Yfanenitoffen berge=
felt. Sic baben feline eri6laifenoe
Nirtllna ionoern resen Wagen uno
8eodrme, iiberbaupt oas san5e Spftem
itdlfeno on. ssSn reguldrer @r0be gu
25 @ents per S1a6tel in ber MpDtbete
ppn s.. s. Miller & Sohn. A
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
DaS @aNer Der eeime.

Welben feinen Gel6mad bas MaTer
Der Seine baben mag, fann man aus
na1febenber 3niamnenIfellung ent=
nebmen. Sm Qaufe bes Sabres 1898
tpuroen in paris an Sbierfababern aus
ber Seine aufgefifdt 5652 6unbe,
1907 Gaben, 91O8 &atten, 1920 9iib=
ner ooer 0afane, 3942 86gel aller Mrt,
1909 Ranin9en, 789 Sdpeine, 7&dl=
ber, 4 Ssel, 33 pferoe, Is Sdafe, 13
Mffen. 6 Sdlangen, /; sufammen ni1t
tpenieer als 28,807 2ababer. unb
all bas 3eug tpuroe 9r0Hentbeils i6on
in balb ober gang bermestem 3ufanbe
in ben Glub seuorfen. llnb bon bie=
fem Waifer tpirb getrlnfen!
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24

= Seine @rippe, feline ltebelfeit, tein
S1mers, tpenn 9egBitt's tleine sSriib=
auf1teber 9enomlnen merben. Ssleine
pille. Sihere Yile. 8eite Yile. gu
pertaulen in Genti6s @potbete.
- 9lles @ei1mdb in ber Welt iiber-
seust Gu6 ni9t 10 idnea tpie Elm 8er=
iu9 nit 9egDitt's 3auber 9aiel=Salbe
fiir 8erbriibunsen, 8erbrennunsen,
Sdiirfunsen. 9auttrantbeiten uno 3d.
morrboiben. Sn @entid's Mpotbete.
- Rlein uno bod sroB in ibren Wir=
tungen SegDitfs fleine 6riibauffe-
ber. gete pile sesen @erlfopfuns,
Migrdne unb lauren Wasen. Sn
@entl9's gpotbete.
- Gin Wort bei6reibt iie .0oa=
fommenbeit." Wir baben 8e3us auf
SeWitts 3auber 9aiel=Salbe, tpel6e
bartnddiee Wunoen, Werbrennunsen,
Sautfrantbeiten turirt uno lit Elm tpobl-
betanntes 9eilmittel fiir 9dmorrboioen.
Sn @entihs Npotbete. A.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
Gratis !!

Giejeniaen, Die Or. Sings Stem Dis=
coperp lbon berubt baben, fennen ibren
Wertb uno iper i'm nod niht teunt, Der
BAT ieB. Welesenbeit, bas Mittel gratis
gu erproben. @ebt in Die unten besei6=
nete Mppthefe, llno laBt gud Elm pro=
be1di6ben gratis seben. 5enbet Cure
gtorcije al $. 6. 8uflen & Co., @bi=
tago, unb perlangt cine probei6ahtel
BON Or. Sings ytsuen 2ebenspillen,
iopie eih st. os5 8eiunobeitss unb
Dlu54altunsS= fatbgebers. Nles III
garantirt, gub bon NuBen su Iein II no
foltet gub nibts. 4
s. 8. Miller & 5obn, 4poteter.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24

aud I'm bas Ganse iie erleihtern f6n=
men 2 Rann Der Stempel Der Gegie=
rune Silberitiiden fiinitliden Wertb
Derleibeu, marum follte er bas Gunit=
itiid fibt aud nit papieritiifen fertig
bringen ? 8om Silberidminoel gum
papiergelbfdminbel, pom balbmertbi=
gen Silberbollar gum nidtsipertbiseil
"Fiat Money" 1T nur Elm Shritt.
)Nnaeiger b. 80.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24

Sbitooa ubr gladbmttagS. .a
ans Srionsa pom ssnns @ & sr sss
as bsr @ 9an 20 2sbr 1881 basn sSes M SS sa
S aa NJ $ ans St nn 1895 babn aber ale strassa
=" baabt
Str0ie 10 +ro5nh
4ront ,o<. 80 ~, 49, ,;S
HrS gSm am nnn 9annar nsqsnmmen neosH
h tri6tn
~ Gsuer fNr Wbu -.
aSsnn nSer Deamber as Fub io Wb % skur
~ NV Nv 6ome sa6r ioiort snauutsm Datum hs
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
9ie gaatut,p . ouenermtc

bon 5eras fdlt 10 reid aus, baB cine
ME porber oageiueiene 9ladfrage noh
9lrbeitern berrIdt, unh IN ntanfen 9i-
ltriften miro IS unrn0gliA lein, Die game
grnte einsubeimien, lueil es ar glrbel=
tern Feblt. en ben leBten orei WDhen
iirb mebr als 500 Meritarer aus ben
G5rerspldben bnr6 San glntOnio, Ser.,
oefommen, Inn Iih na6 ben mittleren
uno n0rblinen 5beilen bes Staates
Seras su begeber, no iie BON ben plan=
taaenbelibern nit 6reuoe auigeno mnlen
tperben uno lobnsnDe gei6dftigu ng er-
balten.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24

= Qlm 16. fanb in MiesbaDen In Mn=
ipeienbeit Raiier W,lbelms bic Gntbll=
Iuna bes Eentmals seines @robDaters,
unb oleihgitig bic gintpeibung oes
neuen 9beaters lfatt. Qebteres bat 4
m}ilIionen Mart sefpiiet.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
BETWEEN sAYARo AND NEW PHIL ADJ lpHlA.

sDaiy. tfcxcept Sunday. fFlag stop. aMeals
DARK Faced Type denotes time from 10 90 noon to n M
midnight; Light Paced from u 90 midnight to IL 90
JOSEPH WOOD, EA. FORD,
General Manager, General Passenger Agent,
5-3l-4.-I p .TTsBURGH, PENN'A
For lime cards, rates of fare, through tickets,
baggage checks, and further information rs.
gardng the running Of trains apply to any
Agent OF the Pennsylvania Lines.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24

Gerr CHARLES Gbertarb, Marftt.
Strabe, Qaneaiter, pa., fHreibt: SD
lttt In Tplse ttnes ptrrenltenEubes bic
tefttgRen S&mer3en. ct. Safpbs Dsl
ltnberte bic S&mer3et nod ber eriten
Mnpenbuns nnb settle mid In suraer
aett rpllnGnbtd.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
NerleHuttAeat.

Sd perleste nair ben Riden, fHretbt
1err Gbarles s. 6esley, Gsraeufe,
q. g., unb srar, nt6t TIM Gtanbe al
lteeen, ti,u6te feds Wphen tint @tubte
aufre6t iiBen. ct. Sal0bs Del BETTE
mid bauernb.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24

= Srudarbeiten in beuti1er uno
enslii6er Sprade tperben in unierer
9ruderei prompt uno biDis beiorst. #
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24

Nos. 338 and 33S connect at Wellsville for
Steubenville and Bellaire. Nos. 33S and 342
connect in Union Station, Pittsburgh. for the
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-10-24
5ie hate ein ber,Ietoen,

&ersfTrSfess, SstsetAntiefett, @se9sntDttee,
MnS foyttsse tpeScr yabiafe1 Scd1 aus
oosser Srait atbntess.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-02-08

The News wouldn't knowingly
and thoughtlessly be the means of
besmlrchlng the character of any
man; and if the report that Attor-
ney Lund Of Webster was in town
this week for the purpose of an
nouncing himself a candidate for
the office of county attorney at the
next election is false, then this
paper is ready-nay anxlous-to
apologize to the rotund little gentle
man for so much as mentioning the
matter. If, however, the report 10
true, the public should be put on it's
guard. There is no telling just
what break d candidate for Office
may make, and therefore people
should be forewarned. ATTORNEY
Lund must have three requisites
if he would succeed in defeating
Mr.. Sears. He must have a good
reputation as a lawyer and as an
upright, energetic citizen, must
secure the Republican nomination,
and must declare that he will be
aggressive in enforcing the prohibi.
tory law. Even with these qualif-
cations, it is doubtful if he can
unseat the genial Sears, who never
misses an oratorical opportunity to
dwell upon the loneliness OF the
beautiful ladies of Day.-Bristol
News.
The News can rest easy in regard
to Attorney Lund. He has the
three requisites and does not have
to defeat "Mr. Sears" as that gen.
tlemsn has already held the Office
the constitutional time.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-02-08

The REPORTER has often D ged
the establishment of a tow mill IN
Webster, and believes it would be a
paying investment. That we were
on the right lead is proven by the
fact that the tow mill that burned
down at Watertown last year, was
rebuilt and in operation in less
than three months after it was de
stroyed. Evidently. this would
never ha Ve been done had the plant
not been originally a paying one.
II a tow mill will pay at Watertown
1t will in Webster. A little effort
can get a plant here. We under.
stand that several plants have sus.
pended in Michigad in consequence
OF the failure of the flax crop there
for the past two years. Let your
Board Of Trade secretary CORES.
pond with Post Masters in that
state, find where the owners Of
these suspended mills are and urge
them to come and look us over,
once we can get them here the
est will be easy.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-02-08

which dwelleth in the valley OF the
Jordan. the same which floweth
from Lehi round about Blutt pale
unto the Dead Sea, they buckleth
on their armor and cutteth a WIDE
swath.
And they lifted NJ their vo,ccs
saving, '.Behold a mighty tribe are
we, a mighty man is Grover, yea a
mighty profit, and he has promised
us mighty good times If we but re-
main faithful and accompanying
and obedient and busted to the end.
Aud behold we are his children
and it behooves us to obey our great
father, for is it not writ that obedI-
ence is better than sacrifice and to
hearken than the fat OF rams?
Wherefore will we cleave unto
Grover and his great notions,
through thick and thin, through
veal and wee, through poverty and
distress, and financial ruin eve un-
to death, forever and ever, Amen"
CHAPTER V.
And it came to pass that they
gathered together the warriors of
the land Of Grover, and inquired of
the prophets saying. "Shall we 90
up against Grover?" and the pro-
phet cracked a slate and held it be-
fore the warriors, saying, "Thou
shalt go up and thus shalt thou
shatter the cuckoo of the White
House." And the Wllsonltes and
the Gormanites and the Danaites
and the WASTES and the Weaver
ties and the Donnelyites and the
LoucksItes and the Wardallites and
the Kyleites and oil the other bla-
nKerskltes shouted ."''amen
And when they were gathered
together they looked terrible as an
arm! with banners, and they cried,
"Behold, we will smite our Grover,
yea, even the Weayerites, hip and
nigh, and ~ Grover shall be no
more in the councils of our nation. D
And the warriors arose in their
wrath and SAID "Grover 60 to-"
And thereafter it snew.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-02-08

What about our .Artesian we'll?
9 it going to be allowed to die a
atural death? II Mr.. Ross's bonds
len are responsible, and we are as-
red they are by gentlemen who
ught to know, why are they not
eing lacked up aud made to under
land that this matter is in no n
huge joke. 1t is claimed that the
ap rock of the artesian basin has
cen reached, that the formation ia
recisely the same az that shown in
ne Jim River valley at the cap rock
:pth. IL this be true then it is
My a question Of a few feet till we
' as fine a spouter here as they
ave at Andover. Business is bust
ess, gentlemen, let us get after
his thing and pull it to q success
ii termination. The burning OF the
ill demonstrates how badly it is
eeded for the protec ion of our
roperty against the destructive
ames. The REPORTER would like
see some stir in this matter-a
tile more emphatic action, more
etermlnation to elucidate some.
hing. Rouse the animal up and
lake him squeal, anyhow.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-02-08
The Reporter q Farmer
FRED. w. HARRIS, Editor.
Isnsr d The South Dakota Press Association
CreamerieS.

Notwithstanding the cry of hard
lines all over the country, Day
ounty has plenty to eat and wear
nd but very few who have called
n the county for support. Cash
} something of a stranger, all be.
ause our farmers have confined
themselves to wheat instead Of di-
ersifying their farming. Why do
lot our farmers organize ream
ries? Get the best men in each
ownship to take stock and establish
creamery, and you will be sur
,rised to see how far it will 60
oward defraying the expenses OF
'our farm. In Iowa, men pay the
ntire ordinary expense of running
n 100 acre farm, including their
amily expenses, from the product
# 25 COWS. But you object and
ay 1t is not possible here without
orn. This objection is not good
n the face of the fact that there
hey cut their corn before 1T is ma
ured, chop stock, blades, corn,
J obs and all, and place it in a silo
or winters feed. Even the dent
,orn of southern Iowa will mature
lere enough to put into a silo.
Created in this way, 1t is demon
trated to be the best feed for stock
md especially mich cows, that is
,rown on the farm. Remember it
loes not require the orn to mature
,ut only to get into good roasting
ar shape, to be used. This will
olive the question Of feed and leave
,nly the matter of securing stock
o be disposed of.
Call meetings in the several
ownships and look this important
natter up, aud you will agree with
is that this is the best thing to do.
One thing is certain. a change
rom present methods is absolutely
necessary to successful farming
on can't make money on wheat or
,rain alone, obviously, then, it Is
/ our duty to seek some other
Method. The establishment of
! nese creameries can be the easiest
cached, and will afford the earliest
! elief.
Talk the matter up you a m" Ike
GO If you try. The REPORTER is
eeply interested in this matter and
nd will be glad to render all the
sslstance in it's power to aid in
! ringing about any change in this
! ERECTION that will rebound to the
! interest of the farmer. Stir things
p and send as notices where these
! leetings are to he held, and the
! list of the proceedings when held,
nd we will gladly publish them.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1894-02-08
The BOOK OF GROVER.
A new Gospel. Records Of the
Tribes Of Grover and their
Lamentations, Etc.

Lamentations. Etc.
(BY %HEzEKIAH, THE scRrBE.)
CHAPTER I.
Now it came to pass IN the last
DAYS, that the followers Of Grover
the Great, surnamed the Goldite,
the same that begat Ruth and
Esther and the panic and the Ha
walian trouble, were vexed with
vexation exceeding, inasmuch as
they listened not to the locality
where they abideth at.
For behold, in the beginning
they went before the people crying
with a loud voice, ''Ver,ly. verify,
we say unto men, that we are Gro,
verites, from exceeding far back and
woe he unto We who forget it.
And verify, we hold in exceeding
great detestatIon that which the
the children of men call the tariff,
for is 1t not u thing fashioned for
our enemies, the same which
hath licked the everlasting stutfiug
out of us from generation to gen,
Grafton.
Yea, verify, this same little pro
tective tariff, it buildeth furnaces
in the valley aud smokestacks on
the mountain top; 1t turneCh the
wheels of progress, and causeth the
desert tn bloom like II green bay
tree.
Wherefore, do we of the tribe OF
Grover the Great, despise the same
as IL curse and an abuminatlon in
the sight of men.
Yea, as a stencil that offendetn
our nostrils, the same which we
smelleth from afar off.
And behold IN the great and ter
rible day of the ballot, when the
army of voters be gathered together
shall We arise in our might and
smite our enemies into mince meat.
Yea, we shall lay them out cold
On a platform of free trade and
cover them over with planks of
tariff reform.
And our enemies shall be scatter.
ed like unto the leaves of the forest
for Grover shall rend them into
fragments like unto a potter's ves-
sci. the which hath been smitten
by the Upper of a youth, ana then
shall the end come.
For in that day shall our banner
be planted on the outer wall Of the
great citadel of the nation, and We
shall bow down unto Grover, our
deliverer, who shall thencetorth be
KIN own q our Savior on Mount
Buzzard.
And he shall reign for four years
and shall shower good times and fst
offices and special messages and free
raw material upon us in rich album
dance forever, and the price Of
wheat shall forever after be Sl.25
per bushel.
And the black smoke Of industry
shall no longer obscure the noon
day sun, and the farmer shall wear
pants woven in foreign parts, and
socks from the isles of the sea-"
And 1t was even so. Aud after
the space of time, Grover the Great,
who was a mighty fisher, girded up
his lines and his chattels and his
cabinet and went up and pitched
his tent over against the capitol,
which is In the iard of Columbia,
and the band played "Behold, aud
the cat came back"
CHAPTER IL.
Now when Grover was crowned
king of the nation, it came to pass
that he was pulled up in the pride
OF his heart, inasmuch that his raj
ment become several cubits too
small too contain his joblots.