The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1894-09-18
ANGELIC TEMPERS.
A CARLOAD OF TRAVELLERS AND NOT
A KICKER AMONG THEM.

They Had to Change Shoppers In the Mid
die of the Night, and Yet They Remained
Good Humored-This Was Exceptional
Party, Even For Americans.
Although Americans have the rep
utation of being born kickers, " said the
traveller, "once in awhile they give sur
prising exhibitions of philosophy and
good nature.
ION hot night 1 started on trip
up the state. / had been careful to en-
gage my berth in the morning and had
selected it in the center of the car, so
felt assured that l would be reasonably
comfortable 1t so happened that travel
was heavy that night, and my car was
crowded To my great disgust, too, it
was very old car. I am too old trav-
eler to fret, however, and went into
the smoker with calm mind. The train
rolled out, and soon the porter began to
make up the beds We all turned in
early, and was in my berth before the
train had got far beyond Mott Haven.
81 adjusted everything carefully, re-
moved all my clothes, donned some nice
cool pajamas and lay back ON my pillow
sleepily. l had just begun to doze off
when l was aroused by queer, rum
bling noise. 1t sounded as though some-
thing was the matter with the running
gear. l listened for awhile and then
closed my eyes again, thinking perhaps
that the noise would stop. 1t didn't t,
though, and presently others appeared
to be disturbed also. Heads were poked
out between the curtains, and passen-
gers asked each other what the trouble
was The porter was summoned and in
terrogated, but he knew nothing that
could enlighten us and said he was sure
it was nothing serious. By and by some
of the calmer spirits like myself felt re-
assured and dropped off to sleep in spite
of the noise and jolting.
II was in the midst Of dream about
falling elevators and similar pleasant
fancies when 1 was awakened by some
body yanking at my arm. It was the
porter.
&c I am sorry to trouble you, boss,
he said, but one Of the wheels on this
car has gone wrong, and the conductor
is afraid we will have a smashup if we
don't take the car off. You'll have to
get up and get out, for we are going to
run this car into the shop and put on
another.
Naturally / felt little annoyed.
When a man is sleepy, he doesn't like
to be told he has got to get up and dress
and fuss and bother. 1t isn't the easiest
thing in the world to sleep in a stuffy
car on hot night anyhow, and inter-
ruptions are not apt to compose the
mind. However, there was no use of
kicking, and so got up and dressed as
quickly as / could, gathered my traps
together and prepared to move. The car
was full of people in various stages Of
undress, and it took some little time to
clear them all out so that the car could
be taken off the train. We found our
selves at Albany We had to wait ON
the platform for nearly half an hour
while the car was rolled back out of the
way and another one brought out of the
yard.
eff the first sleeper had been old,
this one was antique 1t must have been
one of the first of the Wagners to be put
in service. 1t was smaller and had few
er berths than the other car, and as it
hadn't been cleaned for some time it
was very dirty. Every time we touched
anything our hands were covered with
dust We stood around while the con-
ductor tried to arrange for our accom-
mediation, and as the berths were differ
emily arranged this took some time. In
the meantime the train had started
again
''The conductor was an amiable per-
son and tried hard to hurry things as
much as possible, which relieved the
situation great deal. In allotting
space to us he came finally to an old
gentleman who lived up in the country.
I am very sorry, he said to him, but
I'H have to put you, sir, in the state,
room. There are no more berths left.
1t occurred to all simultaneously,
guess. that that meant an extra charge.
9Great Scottl' exclaimed the old gentle
man. have ] been yanked out Of my
sleep and put to all this discomfort tc
compelled to pay double fare? oh,
DO - Rotp said the conductor. In
of com4 q is our fault, we WON
asmuch as fare The old mar
charge you extr.- t. for the idea o.
smiled broadly at TIL, himself wa,
having a stateroom all to he came
naturally agreeable, but when : ia
to find out later that the staterool.
cluded the washroom and was anything
but pleasant to sleep in his smile be-
came rather siekly. After awhile things
were Strengthened out, but it was fully
an hour from the time we left Albany
before we had turned into our berths
again.
Naturally you would imagine that
everybody would have been i'll temper
ed after all this fuss, but the truth is L
never saw a jollier lot of people in all
my travels. OF course sleep was inn
possible for most of us after all this dis
turbance, so we kept up running fire
of conversation. Jokes were ratified off
in a delightfully."- impromptu fashion,
and everybody who had had any expert
ence ON sleeping cars recounted them to
the edification Of the others. Although
we did not have any sleep, about every
one who left the car the next morning
wore a broad, good humored smile. -
New York Sun.