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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01
CLEANSING POLISHED WOOD.
Never Use Any Soaps Except the Best
and Revive with Linseed Oil.

Highly polished wood requires al
most the same care and consideration
that are demanded by silver and cut
glass. The average maid gives such
furniture not much tenderer treatment
than she would beStOw on the kitchen
floor.
An occasional washing with soap and
water is an excellent thing for some
sorts of furniture, but the soap used
should be as carefully chosen us toilet
soap. The alkali in common soaps is
apt to have u bad effect upon the
wood. Lu.cWarm water should be
used and the entire piece to be clean
ed should first be carefully busted.
When Il piece of furniture is very
badly defaced and dented it should
be intrusted to some good repairer,
who may sometimes find it necessary
to scrape off the old finish entirely in
order to make a satisfactory piece Of
work. When the wood is slightly
dented, one may sometimes overcome
the trouble by Steaming the indeuta
ton with a hot iron and Il wet cloth
afterward making 4 small pad of mus
lin and rubbing over the surface some
thin shellac, just adding touch of
oil to make the work easier Scratches
may be treated in the same way.
Raw iinseed oil and spirits of turpen-
tine. in the proportion of two thirds
oil and one Of turpcntine, is the model
furniture rpvivcr 1t is what profess
SIGNALS rely on; MS a rnlc, they use no
other. The woodwork should be first
carefully wiped off with a dry, soft
cloth. and the dust thoroughly re-
moved from corners ana carvings. The
best article to accomplish this is Il
Il large paint BRUSH, usually called a
painters GuStrr The oil may then
be applied with Il smaller brush. Wip-
n" off With a soft cloth and rubbing
thoroughly dry. 1t will In found that
dents and scratches lose thcir Uromi-
hence under this trcauncnI; should
this method be pursued regularly
there will he no difficulty experienced
in having furniture retain fresh APP
pnarance.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01
TIE NEW WOMAN.
She Is Making proselytrS in England
by Means Of object Lessons.

In England there are two kinds of
women recognized in sociological class
iiicationS the "new woman" and the
other kind Of Il woman" These are
merely convenient terms designed TO
supplant the stiltcd advanced wom-
an" and the commonplace woman"
\ writer, who evidently likes the
first mentioned, describes Il bicycle
tour undertaken by her.
The new woman has been on tour
in the provinces in the hope, doubt
less. OF converting England 10 her
ncwncss. At least, suppose Miss Ba-
con is new woman. At dawn. on
August 3, she mounted her bicycle
in London and made for the east coast
Thence she journeycd by way of Peter
borough, York and Durham to Edin
burgh, and then back again to London,
through the lake district and Chester
Altogether Miss Bacon covered twelve
miles, and wore rational dress all the
way And no one, | am glad 10 hear,
even laughed at her Nor has the tour
been barren of proselytcs Among
the lakes she ran into a National
Home Reading party, which seems to
have consisted mainly OF rhc other
kind of woman in irrational costumes.
Miss Bacon took them up Skiddaw
rs an object lesson. And when they
came down. 10, the other kind of
woman was all muddy and hedraG-
glcd, while the new woman was nice
and tidy. And SO the othcr kind Of
woman is thinking of becoming IA
tlonal.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01
FOREIGN.

FOREIGN.
-Four masked men held up II train
In Texas and secured from $1,000 to
$4,000.
Rumors OF serious differences be
tween Lord Roschery and the earl of
Kimberley were officially denied.
An emblem sent to the Society Of
Sons of the Revolution was placed on
the grave of Lafayette.
Mgr. Satolli has written Il highly
euloglstic letter to Pope Leo In refer
cncc to Archbishop Corrigan.
SurnuuuS efforts are being made by
the republicans to prevent the e-elcc-
ton Of Congressman Wilson.
The mile bicycle record In competl-
ton NaS lowered from 2:05 30 to
300 10 by TYLER at Waliham, Mass.
1t is reported that negotiations for
peace between China and Japan are
in progress at Seoul.
A battle between the Japanese and
Chinese Is said to have resulted dis
aslrously to the former.
Nearly rs many women have regis
tered In Denver, Colo, as men, I'll, 100
nantes having been entered on the
books.
Republicans from many points gath
cred at huntington, " Va, To listen
to II speech on the taviIl' by Governor
Mckinley.
EN President Harrison began cam
paign trip through Northern Indiana
speaking at Fort Wayne and other
places.
Lord nrumlnnriE, eldest son and heir
Of the marquis of QuccnsbrrrN, was
killed while out shooting 10y the ac-
cidcntal discharge of his gun.
At Wa'tlam, Miss, Tyler cut the
two mile standing start bicycle record
to i03 and made five new marks
Tor intermediate distances
President Ingalls, failed TO appear a
gainSt A. NJ. Van Aukcn, under iudrt
mcnt ut Quincy for forgery, and he
was set at liberty.
Continued, though moderate. i'm
proycmcnt In trade is noted by Brad
streets \ decline IN the price OF
staples is II diScouraGing feature.
tllc,rS OF 'hr militia which fired
ON the mob ut Washington Court
House, ohio, may be prosecuted on the
charge OF murder.
Testimony to show that the police
had been lax and corrupt In failing
10 suppress stock gambling houses was
given before the l.cxow committee In
New York.
Judge Johnson, OF Milwaukee. holds
the law unconstitutional under which
Marion V. Dudley, the poetess, was
committed to the INSANE asylum,
Society women OF Saginaw, Mich,
have organized Il Union aud will re
Quirr their servant girls to be In the
house NJ 10 y. m.
Armed haudits are said to be IN
practical control OF Indian Territory
and federal aid i'll their suppression
lis asked.
I Ononovau RoSsa has sent Il pro
test to the president against the action
ot the assistant secretary Of state in
dcnyng him passport
1t is stated that Baron lie raya,
/ Italian ambassador - the luited
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01

he was thoroughly out of patience.
His reply was as strong as telegraph
regulations would allow. in Bible
times, ran the message. they had
prophets; but they paid them more
thar beggary $50 week. l am here
70 ger the news. If you want pro
phet, you'd better hire one"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01

Berlin, oct. 2T-Agrcut stir was
caused i'll well informed quarters by the
receipt of Il telegram from Cologne Civ
! ing the substance Of the article III the
semi official Colongc Gazette which
stated that Chancellor Won CapIiyi
and Count Bothco IN Gutenberg
president Of the Prussian council Of
ministers, had resigned. 1t has been
known for some time past that there
chancellor and Gutenberg, owing TO
! the formers views III regard to the
measures to be submitted to the reich
stag for the repression of the social
lists. The Gazette added that the chan
cellor rendered his resignation to Elm
peror William Tuesday but that it was
only accepted at an audience given
Caprivi yesterday.
The rumor is in circulation that Dr..
Johannes MIGUEL, Prussian minister Of
finance, will be appointed chancellor in
succession to Cupriyi, but this report is
declared on good authority to be UNI
founded. 1t Is not known rs Il fact
that Caprivis resignation was accept
ed by Emperor William. The resigna-
ton of Gutenberg was not accepted.
1t is learned that he resigned before i
meeting of representative statesmen of
the federated states which was held
his afternoon. The meeting showed
the existence OF great discord regard
Ing the proposed anti-revolutonary
bill. Count Gutenberg thcreupon re-
signed. Thus confronted by Il double
IrCSignanon, Emperor William aban-
dopcd his proposed visit to Blanken
burg, for which place he was to have
started III the afternoon. The empe,
or gave audience to Caprivi and en-
dcavored to induce him to withdraw
his resignation, but the chancellor was
obdurate and refused to do so. The
emperor remained ut his castle until
Il late hour comforting with Gutenberg,
Dr.. Miguel and Others. The question
as to who will succeed Caprivi is Il
subject of general discussion every
where. In addition to DR.. Miguel,
both IN Gutenberg and DR.. Won Ben
nigSen, leader of the national liberal
party and governor or Hanover. are
mentioned, but ii is believed that the
now chancellor will hr 4 compromise
candidate.
London oct pa dispatch to the
Times from Berlin says til" emperor
has accepted The resignation Of both
(tnDiiVi and Enlnuhnrr SUrh "A
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01
ONLY \ NEWSPAPER MAN.


The tarin discussion brought ont one
Of the crispest replies ever sent by
4 Washington correspondent to his
homo office, says Kate Fields Wash
iugton. \ managing editor down in
r,xas wired 10 his representative here;
Wi the free sugar bill pass This
cate on the night when the Sitnation
was chaotic and there We're as many
coaaictlug rumors as there were sen
ators and representatives to start
them The correspondents were all at
sea- This man had been busily en-
gagged all day trying to get something
certain, and when this message came
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01
CHANCELLOR RESIGNS
AND COUNT ~ EULENBERG
FOLLOWS SUIT
THE EMPEROR FINDS HIMSELF
IN A QUANDARY.

Caprivi's Withdrawal only Accepted
After Long Conference.-The pruS-
sian Minister Ultimatum Caused
Gossip as to Successors at Meet
ing of Statesmen.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1894-11-01

President Hippolyte of Hayti badly
whipped his minister OF war in fist
fight.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
A New Pastor.

On Wednesday the Very Rev. f.
Bononcini, ID. ID. arrived from Usage
Mission to take charge OF st. Andrews
church. Before his departure the
father was presented beautiful adj
dress and wcll-iilled purse. Having
laborcd successfully now for over
thirty years In the State Mr.. Bonon-
cini is well and favorably known.
Few II any have organized more
congregations or built more churches.
His rare mental attainments, his learn
ing and his zeal contributed no little
to his success as a priest in Kansas
He is an eloquent preacher in many
languages, while as disciple Of Or
pbeus he has few equals.
While Abilene cannot promise him
the crowds which hung on the breath
OF his utterance as in the past, Il can
bid him hearty welcome and offer
him an apprcciativc, faithful and in
telligent congregation. The REFLEc-
TOR wishes the Very Rev. Doctor the
full measure OF success which his
talent and experience deserves.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19

were in harmony with truth Yesterday,
Which are sacred and fundamental to-
uay' and will be beautiful, attractive
and vital for evermore.
brethren Of Solomon City lodge, let
me congratulate you on the prospect
OF Masonic home. These laborers
VIII leave you building commodious,
comfortable 1t may bc-beautiful, but
II Will be only building-it remains
Ior you to make il Masonic temple.
strength Of foundation, length Of
wall granite and polished marble,
loftiness Of tower and pinnacle and
uome' all that the builder, the archi-
tect and decorators can do with UNI
limited means do not make school.
temple or house.
Many lodge room to the outsider
Is unattractiye, the stairways are mar
row, the windows are small, the cell
ing low, the decorations plain, but to
MIN who has been initiated, passed
and raised IL has no longer the same
respect. The walls widen, the roof
raises, the worshipful master becomes
a veritable high priest before the altar
OF God. The walls to other eyes may
be bare, the floor carpetless, the room
cherries, but to him the pot of
mama, the hour glass and scythc,
the shcaf OF wheat at the waterfall, the
corn ana wine and OIL the pillars of
beauty and strength, surrounded by
pomegranates and lilies, the gavci, |
the plumb line and level, the square.
compass and bible, these are signif- |
icant decorations. More beautiful |
than master pieces Of art, more ancient /
than the golden fleece. more honorable |
than the crown OF wild olives. And |
as the MOhammcdan three times a day |
turns his face toward Mecca, the city |
OF his prophet, so in years to come |
whether he be near the wave washed |
sands Of California, including the
the intoxicating perfumes Of Arabia,
or walking by Australasian seas his
heart Will turn back again and again
eagerly aifectionatly. reverently, to
that shrine OF his masonic youth, and
IL heNermorc--neverm seems old
or commonplace or mean. The meta
is completc-and common
clay by loves glorilication beams "A
temple erected to God and dedicated
to ST. Johns Of Jerusalem.
Brethren OF Solomon City lodge.
such temple it is possible for You
to build. Out Of these common ma.
tcrials, sand and lime, brick and
wood, ! hope and believe that YOU
viii construct temple indeed and in
truth resembling in many particulars
That house not made with hands,
eternal in the heavens, whose builder
and maker is God.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Cheap Rates to California.

The Santa Fe will sell one way first
class tickets to San Diego, Los Angeles,
San Francisco, Sacramento and all in
termediate points at rate Of $40. 90.
Round trip tickets to San Francisco,
san Jose, Los Angeles and San Diego,
5000. San Francisco tickets good
going via Southern route, returning
via Ogden and the Colorado Midland
Railroad. The famous Hagerman
pass route, greatest mountain scenery
IN California on all round trip tickets.
Through upholstered tourists sleepers
daily.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
TheUnDDatcbab|eS

Can't keep down such good
news as this. It will spread.
Customers call in their neigh
bors to show them how well
they did at the store. Are you
getting your share? Don't put
OFT coming any longer. Be here
Saturday and all next week to
attend this SPECIAL SALE of
40 Mons Sui. and ~ GAi!'ms Suits
at prices that will astonish vou
These goods were bought on a
speculation for spring business.
and as times are hard and money!
scarce, and in order to dispose of
them quickly will play SMASH
WITH PRICES in every line
Come and investigate at once for
Special sale for Saturday
only.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19

Our better halves say they could
not keep house without Chamberluin's
Cough remedy. 1t is used in more
than half the homes in Leeds. SIMS
Bios, Leeds, Iowa. This shows the
esteem in which that remedy is held
where 1t has been sold for years and
is well known. Mothers have learned
that there is nothing so good for colds,
Group and whooping cough, that 1t
cures these ailments quickly and per-
manently, and that it is pleasant and
safe for children to take. 20 and so
cent bottles for sale by j. NJ, Gleiss-
ner's drug store.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Two ives Saved,

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, Of Junction
CITY III, was told by her doctors she
had consumption and that there was
no hope for her, but two bottles DIR.
Kings New Discovery completely
cured her and she says il saved her
lie. MIR. Thos. Eggcrs, 1879 Florida
81. San Francisco, suffered from a
dreadful cold, approaching consum-
plion, tried without result everything
else then bought one bottle Of DR..
Kings New Discovery and in two
weeks was cured. He is naturally
thankful. 1t is such results. of which
these are samples, that prove the
wonderful efficacy Of this medicine in
coughs and colds. Free trial bottles
at j. NJ. Gleissner's drug store. Req
ular size soc. and SlOO.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Electric Bitters

This remedy is becoming so well
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the same song of
praise,-A purer medicine does not
exist and it is guaranteed to do ali
that is claimed. Electric Bitters will
cure all diseases of the liver and kid
neys' viii remove pimples, boils, salt
rhcum and other affections caused by
impure bloOd.-Will drive malaria
from the system and prevent rs well
as cure all malaria fevers.-For cure
OF headache, consumption and indiges-
ton try Electric Bitters-Emtire sat
istaction guaranteed, or money refun-
died. Price 5Octs. and Shopper bottle
at j. NJ. Gieissner's drug store.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Worth 100000 Less.

A telegramsreceivcd at noon from
Cincinnati, Ohio, announced the burn
ing OF a carriage factory owned by
John Taylor Of this city, valued at
800, 900. The exact amount of in
surance Is not known but II is small
Mr.. Taylor Is at his farm near Pearl
and will probably go east to adjust
things. There not many Dickinson
county residents who are in danger
Of suffering any 500 900 lnssos.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
RECENT REFLECTIONS.

Marriage license: J. F. Klay'
baker and Maggie A. vollstedt, Chap.
man.
The contract for furnishing ice to
the court house has been let to T. G.
Norris, Enterprise, for 25 cents per
hundred.
The Dickinson county hens are
rather laying it over those Of central
Kansas. Finley & Brewer shipped n
car Of eggs Friday, one Monday and
one Tuesday--96, 900 dozen.
A number Of people in town seem
TO be unaware that IL Ii against the
ordinances to keep hogs inside the city
limits IL there is objection raised by
anyone. As warm weather is coming
on. objections will he made in several
neighborhoods and the hog-raisers be
compelled to take the animals out of
town. The place to farm is outside
the city limits.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Billiards. Horehound syrup.

We guarantee this to be tho best
cough Syrup manufactured in the
whole wide world. This is saving a
great deal, but it is true. For con-
sumption, coughs, colds, sore throat,
sore chest, pneumonia, bronchitis,
asthma, Group, whooping cough, and
all diseases of the throat and lungs,
we positively guarantee Billiards.
Horehound Syrup to be without an
equal on the whole face of the globe
In support of this statement we refer
to every individual who has ever used
it, and to every druggist who has ever
sold it. Such evidence is indisputable
Sold by G.. +. Northcraft a Co.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Billiards. Snow Eminent.

Mrs. Hamilton, Cambridge, H..
says; | had the rheumatism so bad |
could not raise my hand to my head.
Billiards. Snow Linment has entirely
cured me. take pleasure in inform
ing my ncighborS and friends what il
has done for me. Chas. Handlcv.
clerk for Lay " Lyman, Kewancc, mi. .
advises us Snow Liniment cured him
OF rheumatism. Why not try it? 1t
VIII surely do you good, 1t cures all
Inflammation, wounds, sores, cuts.
sprains, etc. sold by c. y. North
craft & Co.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Tho Postmaatar.

Winchester, Mass. says: am per-
sonally acquainted with Mr.. and Mrs.
Carleton. and was astonished at the
remarkable effects of your Sulphur
Bitters In curing their son, and its
large sale is undoubtedly due to the
fact that IL is an honest medicine. I
know of many others who have been
cured by its use, and do not think
too much can be said in its praise.
Yours truly, Geo. Z. Brown, Z. NJ.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
A Sound Liver Makes a Well Man.

Are you bilious, constipated or
troubled with iaundice, sick head
ache, bad taste in mouth, foul breath,
coated tongue, dyspepsia, indigestion,
hot dry skin, pain in back and be-
tween the shoulders, chills and fever,
etc II you have any OF these symp-
toms, your liver is out Of order and
your blood is slowly being poisoned
because your liver does not act prop
erly, Herbine will cure any disorder
OF the liver, stomach or bowels. 1t
has no equal as liver medicine.
Price zoe. Free trial bottles at {. l..
Northcraft Il Co.'S drugstore.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19

The earlier symptoms Of dyspepsia,
such az distress after eating, heart
burn, and occasional headaches,
should not be neglected. Take Hoods
Sarsaparilla II you wish to be cured.
Hoods Pills cure all liver ills, bill
business, Jadndice, Indigestion, Sick
headache.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
For Over Three Months.

My son suffered night and day with
rheumatism; 20 much so that he was
unable to feed himself. Your Sui
phur Bitters cured him, and am truly
thankful to say they are an honest
medicine.-Mrs. W. II. Carleton, wife
OF Deacon Carleton, First Baptist
Church, Winchester, Mass.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19

Those who never read the advertis-
ments in their newspapers miss more
than they presume. Jonathan Kent
son, OF Bolan, Worth Co., Iowa, who
had beed troubled with rheumatism
in his back, arms and shoulders read
an 1t m in his paper about how a
prominent German citizen OF Fl. Mad
ison had been cured, He produced
the same medicine, and to use his own
words; at cured me right up" He
also says; "a neighbor and his wife
were both sick In bedwith rheumatism.
Their boy was over to my house and
said they were so bad he had to do the
cooking. told him Of Chamberlain
Pain Balm and how it had cured me, he
got bottle and it cured them up in a
week" so cent bottles for sale by
]. NJ. Glsissner's drug store.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Portfolio Binding,

All who wish to have sets of Worlds
Fair portfolios bound should bring
them to the REFLECTOR Office at once.
The sets are now complete and money
can be saved by sending several sets
ut once.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
GODS AND ONLY
~ Hoods Sarsaparilla is the medi-
cine for you. Because 1t is the best
blood purifier. HOODS CURES

That oily and rough skin cured and
the face and hands beautified by John
sons Oriental Soap; medicated and
highly perfumed, Sold by Gulick,
the druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19

Johnson's Oriental Soap is the most
delicate facial soap for ladies' use in
existence, Sold by Guliok, the drug
gist. Abilene Kansas.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Children Cry for
Pitchers CastoPia.

Magnetic Nervine, the great restor-
alive, will cause you to sleep like
child Try it. Sold by Gulick, the
druggist. Abilene Kansas.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
First published in the Abilene Weekly Re-
Hector April 3, 1891
Notice OF Final Settlement.

STATE OF KANSAS,
Dickinson County, iSs'
In the probate Court in ana for said county
In the matter Of the estate Of Deborah ]
Tldball, deceased.
Creditors and all other persons Interested
" me AFORESAID estate are hereby notified
lhhl ht the next regular term OF the prObnto
htld az Tue court room In the city OF Abilene
county o. Dickinson and state afarcs,id, on
ny hrsi Monday In the mpnth Of May, 4. ID,
maj settlement OF said estate
oRELL NJ. kINGERY.
ceased w
SSrAMnAuGH 4 HUM, Attorneys.
March Dist, A, ID, lsDi aa-4
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
Mid.Winter Fair a Success.

$4,000 to reach it, Take the direct
line to San Francisco, the Union
Pacific. First and second-class sleep
ers, diners. Our advertising matter
tells you all about 1t. NJ. b, Fulton,
Agent U. p. System.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19
"HE THAT WORKS EASILY, WORKS
SUCCESSFULLY" CLEAN HOUSE WITH
SAI O. %
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best salve in the world for
cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt
rheum, chilblains, corns and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures piles
or no pay required, 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction or money
refunded. Price 20 cents per box.
For sale by j. NJ. Gleissner.
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Most Perfect Made.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1894-04-19

40 exchange
@ @ iced while you wait Our meal roller
ear we buy all kinds dump nI
Ahooi gram Come and see us We will please