The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1894-02-09
He HAD TIE SYMPTOMS.
The Editor Reads the Advertisement an,
Av.,Nprs nupVtpa.

The Editor Reads the Advertisement and
Answers Its Queries.
Look at the questions that some special
lists FIRE at people through the advertising
columns OF the great daiiics.
Are You uerNUusY
We can be ON occasion. Sometimes our
jaw wags without any apparent cause or
reason, and sometimes our right arm Eoss
out in front rs if we were hunting for a
John l.. sullivan. Sonnet ines we Kick high
and unceremouiously and are surprised at
the cobwebs and dust that come down ON
us. We never knew before it was all due
to catarrh.
"Are you dejcctcd?'
Sometimes. In fact, most of the time
This Is a hard world in many respects, and
our ppth is often as stony As the Appiau
| Way in Rome. The laundry bill comes
| regularly; board bill, too and rent, and
subscriptions to the papers, and car fare,
and wages, etc, while-but there is enough
in this world to make us detected without
| having the catarrh.
rs your stomach weak"
| Now if that is an invitation to have some.
| thing. count us in for deviish weak
stomach. Wcakg Well, we would smile
| if we could Why, our stomach just now
wouldn't hold u gill of rotten apple cider.
! It's too weak to rest our case ON for relief
| from the country board, and that's saying
good deal. If somebody can make a IA.
tai case of Uatarrh out of a weak stomach,
| he can't begin too soon for our comfort
"Huve you lost ambitiony'
| Duggoned if we haven't. Hardly know
| what It is. Don't even have the sand to 70
out after dark and shake fists ut the moon
But we had rather attributed 1t to the fact
that we have Just come out of n campaigI
In which we were carrying this city with
| whoop and hurrah and an overwhelming
majority-until election day, when it seem
ed as if we had been throwing all our in
fluence To the other fellow. II it were only
catarrh that takes away our ambition, we
should be too ready and willing to confess
it. But it isn't. It's plain case Of disap
pointment.
us your breath offensive?"
Just come around and smell it, If you car
get close enough. But remember that we
| are nervous.
do you have roaring in your head"
Roaring! Goodness gracious! That i,
no name for it. Why, when we actually
begin to think aud to pour out rivers Of
language the roaring in our heads is tire
meudous, it is appalling, and a good many
people call it rumbling, thinking an earth
quake is coming We have had roaring il
our head ever since we began to do think
ing for the masses of the people and pre-
sumo that is why we don't get rich-i
scares the prey away. But if this roaring
business is merely disease Of the mucous
lining of the head, throat and stomach W,
want to submit at once toan operation thai
will remove disease and membrane at ON,
sharp slash.
"Do You get confused in your ideas"
Some people say we do sometimes. Fo
instance, when one of our reporters founC
that the Cinnamon were being inyentoried
and the compositor set it up being wet ant
dried" almost anybody would be safe II
saying that we do sometimes get confuscl
in our ideas. especially so as the reporter il
also the compositor, proofreader sd edito
in chief. If It IS cataIrh that aI9 him, W,
are willing TO give him his discharge at any
time if somebody will undertake to CURE
the confusion. There are lots Of other ques
tions we might answer with equal afiirma
tion, but we have no right to intrude tn,
symptoms of 50 disagreeable a disease oil
our readers for nothing, no matter how
many Of them we may have.-Superior III
. land Ocean.