New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-03-25

THE TALK or THE DAY.
| "Harpers Weekly" satr.cally pictures the college
| man of to-day lounging with a cigarette In an
easy chair and remarkng with satanic leer to
his father. who has up to him: "Oh. say.
! governor. you ought TO have been here last week
| 1t immense. We drowned the president Of
| the freshman class and-tee-hee-hee!-two OF Us
crawed into Professor Bluegogge's room after
he'd gone to bed. and turned every gas jet In
| the ROOM
Wanted Company.-"Hungry I guess? said the
sharp-faced woman, as she opened the door JuSu
IVY. no." answered Mr.. Dismal Dawson I've
plum forgot how to be hungry. But I'm mighty
MINI. You see hain't had nothing TO eat fer
and you amt no idear how much company name
shadder is to him while ne Is trave'lin along tho
road Indianapolis journal
A Kansas farmer has the following postal
card communication to New-England paper:
You will please stop my paper when my time ex-
pires. 1 can't afford to sell my farm produce
at free-trade prices and take a paper. / sold fat
beef this last week at Kansas CITY, Mos
at 50 Is per This is what free trade is bring
ing We have had cyclones and drouths here in
Kansas but never have had anything 10 hurt US
as bad as free trade and the Peoples party"
Lack OF Confidence Clerk-Are you the young
man wno came in here yesterday and gave our
buyer a cigar? $500 49, 49,.
Clerk (savagely)-He gave 1t to me.-tThe Cioa3
Review.
Boxing is a great feature on the stage OF Bow
cry theatre Only the other day a bloodthirsty
pugst was almost knocked out and the polce
seem loa.h TO interfere. Why should they not stop
boxing here, as well they do in other places!
TAKE A DAY OFF.
When you see the hills away of
II is time 10 take day of
With the daisies an the dew.
P PSr a S ish wish
When When y Ss hssr 15s S sn asnn
An the catte-bells a-ringin'.
Don't you wish?
When March is headn' May of.
/, is time 10 take day off.
Huntin viole,s with the girls.
=. P PSr t,s you s5, pine
OF the meadows fair an fine?
For the lilied rills a-fowin,
For the woods with blossoms blowin.
For the world. with beauty GOWN
ATLANTA Constitution
They are trying hit a good name for tho
holiday which is to take the place OF fast
Day In Massachusetts,. Among other suggestions
are Lexington Day" Concord Day." Concord
and Lexington Day." Liberty Day" and 'Revolu-
ton Day"
A Modern Need-"What lis country wants" said
Uncle Moses lis some sort Of patent so raj st
religion indianapolis Journal
The announcement of the death OF Louis Kos
suth revves the remembrance OF an incident which
at this time is interesting. 1t will be remembered
how Kossuth was received with boundiess sh-
thuslasm when he visited this country in 1851 Among
the thousands going down 10 the Battery TO wei
come the great orator and patriot was Mr.. Henry
A. Hurlbut. at that time member or the hfth Vi
Swift & Hurlbut. who were largely interested
in the hat manufacturing business. Noticing nos
suth's peculiar headgear adorned with feather'
he conceived the idea OF manufacturing a new
style OF soft hats and place them upon the
market under the name "Kossuth hat The new
STYLE made a tremendous hit. Kossuth hats were
all the rage. From this little incident dates the
fashion OF all sorts OF soft hats and top hats
unknown heretofore in the American hat business
The beautiful library building which has So, lateiy
been dedicated at Colorado College, CI ;n tSs
West M SSeuTn whose S2srv h0% Sa is A IN
Coburn's letter read at the dedication. were these
great Blessing my to Your coese and wish YOU to
give my sincere regards to the faculty ana s snS
strict economy that have been able TO do as
nsye d9 6s wsh hs to T Pe
Professor Ely, OF the Wisconsin State University.
wants to get a cluster of religious seminares To-
University But a strong opposition 10 his proposal
has already arisen. the ground that II wouid
tend to oblterate the distinction between Church
and State. and develop clashng elements In the
life Of the university.
II guess you don't know my name. i"
Tommy-Yes | do Sis calls you old stupid
"Why does she?" ,,,
"'Cause you don't take the hint that she ike
you bettern anybody. "-(Chicago Inter Ocean.
member Of the ontario Cam Legislature re-
Gently advised the Government ITO insert the prun-
Ing knife. no matter whose is gored." And an
other Canadian statesman the other day said mat
the members Of the Opposition were a row OF ex.
tinct volcanoes. from whose mouths not ray q
light came.
Dlspleased.-Iittle Willle-My sister is awful mao
at YOU because she had 10 get four new dresses tnn
spring ia. IA,
Feathcrstone-What have to do with 1t?
Little Willie-Shc says IL you had only proposes
she wouldn't have had to.-(The Cloak Review
The Harvard Annex (Radclre College, now has
in productive yielding funds from $4,000 to sao"".
Ten years ago Wellesley College had less tnah
half that amount to-day It has a fund OF not more
than 100000. Mount Holyoke Seminary has ABOUT
$4,000.
Not in Condition 10 Chatter.-Mrs. Backpay aur.
Ing the Bosom season)-Im not going 10 ano'"es
opera. ,,,. -,
Mrs commonwealth Avnoo-Mercy! why not
Mrs Backbay-My doctors forbidden IL wnus w.
voice 10 % hoarse.-(Chicago Record.