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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
She Told The Truth.

Chicago Inter Ocean.
Mrs. Fewyears tells me she wasn't six
teen when she was married"
We'll, / should say she wasn't. She was
twenty-nine."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
Vac Importnnt Question

Penelope-So you're going to get married?
Chappie-Yes.
Penelope-Who's going to make your
trOnCSaauo
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Too Much Harmony.
SomervilIe journal.

Wiggles-I understand you've just been
away on a three months trip with Wig
glestein: Did you enjoy his company?
Waggies-Well, no, / can't really say I
did.
Wiggles-Why not?
Waggles-Why, the fact is. he ALWAYS
agreed with everything l said.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
Had Some Foundation.
Buffalo Courier.

BunaIo Courier.
Watts-Was there any foundation for the
rumor that the poor fellow was hurried
into his grave?
Watts-None, except that he arrived there
in a breathless condition.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09

Detroit Tribune.

She is determined to be a musician, but
can't decide whether to make a speciality
OF the violin or the piano."
Has she no positive prediction fer
eithery'
oh, yes, but some OF her friends tisink
she looks better standing. and others that
sitting is more becoming TO her.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
His Enlightenment.

Amusing Journal.
He-Why do you always nave your dog
with you when / call?
She (demurely)-For protection, of course.
I'm what way?'
well, If mamma heard anything, she
might think / was kissing Fido."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
Shrewd Boy.
Chicago Record.

0uiCdSO TtCOIu.
Tommy is an awful fellow to play
Swindling schemes
whats he done now?"
He's got an accident insurance policy
on his life and then joined a football teanl.H
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09

London Fun.

He-But. my dear girl, there's nothing to
be afraid of. And l thought you were so
fond of animals, too.
animal.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
Needed ~DfsciplinfnE.

Say. mother. will you speak to that
Sammy?"
What's he doin' now?"
We'll, every time / hit him on de he'd
wild dis hammer he hollers."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09

His China Store cheap. and Is now giving
big bargains every day In the week TIL
Christmas. Go and zee his biz cut ID
China and Glass.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
ProfessionaI Engagcment.

Brush Ito man sitting next to him at
football game)-Do you enjoy football?
Man-Yes.
Brush-Are you a player?
Man-No; / am a surgeon.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09
His Only Salvation.
White Plains Weekly.

White Plains weekly.
Perdita-Do you think Dickey will have
his wits about him when you and he are
married?
~Penelope-Not unless our friends give
him some wedding presents of mind.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09

Yonkers Blade

Real Estate Agent-what shall we call
this new suburb of ours?
His Partner-Let me see. What was the
name of that great Japanese victory? Ping
Yang? That's 1t. Call the place New Ping
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09

Day train is equipped with new hrst-class
coaches and an elegant and Handsomely an
pointed Pullman Buffet Par,or Car. with
easy chairs and sofas. Dinner served in
dining car after leaving Logansport.
Night train is equipped with new first
class coaches and Pullman Sleeping Car.
starting from Indianapolis, which Is omen
TO receive passengers at $50 D. m.
For further Information call on agents
who will cheerfully answer all questions
or address
GEO. 4. ROCKWELL.
District Passenger Agent.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1894-12-09

and during the day over two thousand
men got down on all tours to me and
four thousand knees were bent in my
honor. 1t seemed supremacy ridiculous,
but the customs of the Japan of the
past have beer such that there was no
humiliation felt in the minds of the men
as they performed this the old Japanese
FRANK CT. CARPENTER.
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
The Important Question.
Life.
Penelope-So you're going to get married?
Chappie-Yes.
Peneiope-Who's going to make your
trousseau?
She Told the Truth.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Mrs. Fewyears tells me she wasn't six
teen when she was married"
We'll, l should say she wasn't. She was
twenty-nine."
The Retrospect.
American.
She (haughtily)-I beg your pardon, sir;
you have the advantage of me.
He GaCntily)I should say / had. / am
the fellow you Tilted ten years ago.
An Unanswered Question.
Town Topics.
He (who has talked half an hour without
saying anything)-I got my education at
she-Indeed. And where did you leave
il?
OF Course Not.
London Fun.
He-But. my dear girl. there's nothing to
be afraid OF. And l thought you were so
fond of animals, too.
She-So 1 am; but 1 don't call a COW an
animal.
Had Some Foundation.
Buffalo Courier.
Watts-Was there any foundation for the
rumor that the poor fellow was hurried
watts-None, except tina he arrived there
in a GREATNESS condition
Professional Enlargement.
Brush Ito man sitting next to him at
football game)-Do you enjoy football?
Man-Yes.
~Brush-Are you a player?
Man-No; 1 am a surgeon.
Needed Disciplining.
Say. mother. Will you speak to that
What he doin' nov?"
We'll, every time / hit him on de he'd
wild dis hammer he hollers."
His Only Salvation.
White Plains Weekly.
Perdita-Do you think Dickey will have
his wits about him when you and he are
married?
P~enelope-Not unless u friends give
him some wedding presents of mind.
Shrewd Boy.
Chicago Record.
Tommy is an awful fellow to play
Via he done now?'
He's got an accident insurance policy
on his life and then joined a football team
strictly Up to Date.
Yonkers Blade.
Real Estate Agent-what shall we call
this new suburb of ours?
His Partner-Let me see. What was the
name of that great Japanese victory? Ping
Yang? That's 1t. Call the place New Ping
Yang, N. j.
His Enlightenment.
Amusing Journal.
He-Why do you always have your dog
with you when / call?
She (demurely)mFor protection. of course.
well. If mamma heard anything. she
might think l was kissing Fido."
Too Much Harmony.
Somerville Journal.
Wiggles-I understand you've Just been
away on a three months trip with Wig
g~lestein: Did you enjoy his company?
did.
Wiggles-Why not?
Waggles-why, the fact is. he always
agreed with everything / said.
Uncertainty.
Detroit Tribune.
She is determined to be a musician. but
can't decide whether TO make a speciality
OF the violin or the piano."
Has she no positive predilsction fer
eithery"
"Oh. yes, but some OF her friends tl,irk
she looks better standing. and others that
sitting Is more becoming to her..
SchradeF Bought Back
His China Store cheap. and ia now giving
big bargains every day In the week TIL
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

tracks as much as possible, ,reintroduced subornation of perjury into the stat utes in the shape of the long exploded scheme of ad valorem duties That is man imports an article at a sworn value and pays at a certain rate. Or an article is valued at $1, and ad valorem duty is 15 per cent-or 15 cents.
 All he has to de is to swear that it is only worth 50 cents and the duty he pays is 715 cents. Under specific duties the fixed rate IS 15 cents and there is neither inducement to false swearing nor shoddy nor adulterstion. But 1t was necessary to cover up the broken pledges and promises made the people before election and cheat the treasury where concealment was other wise impracticable and we have this hodge podge affair, that is nothing but confusion and which no Democrat can defend and no senator explain. It has been concocted in secret really outside of congress, will be sat out in silence while it's opponents debate it and be
 put through under the gag when brute force can no longer hold it's patience and the time comes to suppress reason and debate. And this is the outcome of all these years of promises, denuncia- tion and threats - imbecility and treachery hiding itself behind power. That is the true summing up of the | whole matter.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
THE NEW TARIFF.

To understand the details of a tariff bill requires more time than an hour or two devoted to reading 1t. For ex- ample it is only confusing to the aver age reader to take up the sugar sched- ule reported to the senate and read about number 16 Dutch standard in color, and in all tank bottoms, svrups of caneiuice, melada, concrete and con- centrated molasses, and all that, which not even the senators themselves un- derstand anything about. But then everybody understands that sugar now free was taxed by this free trade bill.
 The bill is piece of patchwork from the beginning to the end and from the standpoint of the Chicago platform it is ia fraud and robbery" and radical departure from "the fundamental prin- ciple of the Democratic party that the federal government has no constltu- tional power to impose and collect tariff duties except for the purpose of revenue only"
 The sugar schedule, as far as the trusts would permit, was framed to get the two votes from Louisiana. The woolen, cotton and linen manufactures to placate the senators from New Jersey and New York, and so of others. The average Democrat has been taught to believe that the word "manufactures'' was a synonym of "Yankee," and so the platform denounced the whole thing as ''fraud and robbery" But McPherson and Smith and Murphy are as much cotton lords as Jacob Bright and Joseph Chamberlain, and the Louisiana senators sugar barons as much so as Cuban don. And so this bill has been doctored to catch votes.
 It has, too, no doubt to cover up it's
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
AN UNcALLED FOR ASSAULT

AN UNCALLED FOR ASSAULT.
 The assault made by the Saturday Independent yesterday upon City At- torney Israel was as uncalled for as it was malicious. MT. Israel is an attor- ney of great legal ability and the city is to be congratulated that he was willing to accept the position at the salary it pays. In fact, had he not felt an in- terest in the successful administration of the city's affairs by the gentlemen to whose election he so largely con- triSuted, he would not have accepted the place at all.
 The people of Phoenix have no kick to make. Mr. Israel is one of the most successful lawyers on the Pacific coast, and as city attorney his services to Phoenix during the coming year are likely to be of great value.
 When men of ability are willing to give their time to offices of this kind, it comes in poor grace for any person to object.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

TIE POSITION of constable in this pre- cInct is vacant and there are several ap- plicants for the place. A. J. Porterie has been endorsed by the chairmen ot the territorial, county and city com. mittees and by Republicans generally and as the board of supervisors is Re. publican, MT. Porterie ought to be ap pointed. The Democrats have carried away enough offices at the hands of Re publicans lately, and it is time to call 8 halt. The board will render a party service by appointing Mr. Porterie, a good Republican and a man in every way qualified for the place.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

IN BEING the most strongly Demo- cratic state of the Union and at the same time keeping it's treasury balance on the right side, Texas has been a standing wonder for years. But it is so no longer. The treasury has at last gone Democratic.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
MONEY AND MINERAL.

Quotations received by special wire, Satur day, May F.
 Copper, quiet, Lake, s915. Lead, not quoted; Domestic, 3.30. Tin, steady; straits, s1905. Silver bars, 6234@627s. Mexican dollars, 51@5ll6.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

DR. L. H. GOODRICH is being men tioned by many Republicans as suita- ble candidate for congress. Dr. Good rich has the means and the ability to make winning race, and if he would accept the nomination is sure of an elaction
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
BY MAIL:

 All communications relaung to news or edi- t0rial matter should be addressed to Editor Republican.
 All remittances and business letters should be addressed to THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN CoM PANY, Phenix, Ariz.
 THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN co.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
AGENclEt
BOOK AND JOB PRINTING.

THE REPUBLICAN is fully prepared to do all kinds of plain and fancy joD printing in all the machinery in connection with the job depart ment. Work perfectly and promptly done.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
NoTloETO BUSINESS MEN.

No bills against THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN Co.,, or it's employees will be paid by the com pany unless they were contracted upon the written authority of the management. F. J. O'Brien is the only authorized solicitor and collector for the paper.
 T. J. WoLFLEY. Manager.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

THE REPUBLICANS CIRCULATION. THE DAILY REPUBLICAN has a circulation that every day exceeds that of all the other dailies in Phoeuix combined. This is guar snteed statement for the information of ad- vertisers.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
BY CARRIER:

The DAILY REPUBLICAN is delivered by car Tier in Phoenix, Tucson and Tempe at l5 cents per week, or 60 cents per month.
 Subscribers failing to get THE REPUBLICAN regularly or promptly should notify THE RE PUBLICAN business office (not the carrier) in order to receive immediate attention. Tele- phone No. AT.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

Rates of advertising in the Daily, Sunday or Weekly edition made known on application at the publication office. Or ring up telephone number 47, and representative of the business department, will call and quote prices and contract for space.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
Florence and Globe Stage Lint

CARRYING U. S. 9SSsfzx WELLS, FAaee MAIL AND fAa1SsSs, SssSs fS SfsSg E1Tszss STAGE LEAVES FLORENCE DAILY FOR S Riverside and Globe at o'clock, P. M; stops all night at Riverside and arrives at Globe al 5o'clock, P. M.; returning, leaves Globe st g o'clock A. M.. arrives at Florence at o'clock A. M. Good accommodation on the road, im- proved line good stock and comfortable stages, four-horse coach every other day. W. E. GUILD, Agent, Florence. E. F. KELLNER $ CO.,, Agents, Globe.
 Proprietor.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
CORkES kESPONDENTS:
HOME SAVINGS BANK
 nF DLoa,n

HOME SAVINGS BANK
 IL of Phoenix.
 CAPITAL, s2oO,OOO Receives and pays interests on deposits. Loans money on mortgages. Rents safety deposit boxes and will act as trustee. Special attention given to accounts of guardians, administrators and treasureTs of societies and corporations. farmers, mechanics, etc, etc. Officers: J. H.. Braly, Pres. Henry E. Kemp, Vice. Pres, W, K, James, Cashier. Directors: J. H. Braly. Henry E, Kemp, c. F. Ainsworth, Col. Wm. Christy M. W Simpson. Open from 6SO to 730 every Saturday evening
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

CILA BEND HOTEL, EATING HOUSE. THF N best meals on the road. First-class acco- modations in every yTespect. PADDOCK BROS.
 Props.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
ADVERTISING RATES.

Entered atthe postofi1ce at Phoenix, Arizona as mail matter of the second class.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

TNOR RENT OR sALE-A ten-acre tract with n bran new four-room house 215 miles west
 of Grand avenue street car line. opposite school house. Address P. o. Box 43 Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

TROESBECK HOTEL Stafford, Arizona U Good accommodations and excellent table
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

ITNO EXCHANGE OR FOR sALE-16O-a acre
 | ranch with good buildings and 300 head of cattle on good range near Payson, Arizona, for property in or near city of Phonix Riddle & Gray, Room l, IS W. Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

NNTANTED- Books to write up or post eve w nings. P. 0. Box 344.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

NTANTED-Two office rooms on first floor, w centrally located. Address c. D. Baker 36 W. Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
To Rent-kOOms

T1OR RENT-Chesp suites for families in II Hoadley's new brick tenement near the depot after May l. Apply at National Bank of Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

Advertising under this heading 19c. per word per insertion, subject to discounts for time and space
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

To Rent-Houses. Advertising under this heading 12c. per word per insertion subject to discounts for time and space.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13
Lost and Found.

L1OUND-A bunch of keys apply at REPUB- II LICAN office.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

Advertising under this heading 15c. per word per insertion, subject to discounts for time and space.
Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

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Arizona republican., 1894-05-13

NOR EXCHANGE-Vacant lots in Los An II eeles, Cal, for horses, wagon and harness. RIDDLE& GRAY, room l, IS w. Washington St.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1894-10-19
ENLoE AND MCCALL
spoke toH Tremendous Crowd Tuesday ~
Henderson. Chester County.

Over l,200 people, the largest
crowd ever assembled IN Chester
County, was at Henderson yester-
day to hear the Joint discussion he
tween Hon. b. A. EnIoe and John
+. Mccall. Mr.. EnIoe completely
captured the immense audience.
He charged Mccall with DIGGING
behind his committee III declining
TO meet him in Joint discussion, and
he had only been able to meet him
AT all ON the stump by fixing some
appointments at the same places
and on same DAYS rs Mccall had
ma lie lis. Now Mccall had decln-
ed to make any other appointments
for the future, and he challenged
him for a Joint canvass of the dis
trict.
After making an able presenta-
ton of what the Democratic party
had done and reviewing his own
course, Mr.. Enloe showed that
Mccall was a force bill, gold stan
dard McKinleyite. Heshowed that
the new tariff law saved the people
of this country from three hundred
to four hundred millions of dollars
annually ON the necessities of life.
He showed that Mccall, in the leg
islature, had voted to pay the stock
holders of the Bank of Tennessee.
which even l.. c. Houk had decIar-
ed a corrupt scheme, saying he had
been offered $4,000 to lobby for it.
Mccall had also shown his states
manship 10y voting to give the borer
of wells lien on the hole in the
ground. Hereyiewei McCalls po-
sition as attorney and Thrasher IA
client, in the contest for EnIoe'S
seat. Mccall got the 81 900 forthc
contest and admitted to the com
mittcr that there was no fraud.
With the II 900 he got the Repub-
Iican nomination and Thrasher was
left out.
McCaIIs speech was largely made
up of quotations from Hills attack
ON the income tax, CIevelands de-
Inunciatory letter to Wilson, Nc
KinIey's Main speech and a winded
attempt to indict the Democratic
party. 1t failed to arouse any en-
thusiasm Jackson Wing.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-14
When the Sun Is Hottest.

The fact has long been recognized that
the sun is n variable star. OF course its
variations are slight, else they would have
u disastrous effect upon the earth. The
regularity with which sunspots gradually
increase and then decrease in number and
size is, however, Il sufficient indication
that, as viewed from a great distance in
space and with sufficiently delicate means
of observation, the sun would run through
a cycle of variations in brightness once in
every / 1 years.
1t might well be supposed that if such
changes take place they would be more
easily perceived from the earth that from
a greater distance. As a matter of fact,
however, there are practical difficulties
which render it almost impossible to get
an accurate measure of the variation from
year to year in the amount of the suns ra-
liation that falls upon the earth.
1t has even been undecided whether the
sun is hotter or colder when it is most
spotted Some observations have indicat-
ed that the sun is hotter when the disturb
ances that create sun spots are most ac-
tive, while other observations have at the
same time tended to show that less heat is
then received on the face of the earth than
is received when there are practically no
sun spots.
Recently, however, NJ. Savelicf has re-
ported to the Academy of Sciences in Paris
the result of experiments and calculations
made by him since 1890 which strongly go
to show that not only is the sun hotter
when it is most spotted but that it is pre-
cisely at such times that the surface of the
earth feels the greatest intensity Of solar
radiation.-Youth's Companion.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-14

aI have done with you in the mean
time said he, but have marked you for
the future and he pointed to my arm,
when saw what you have just seen.
"And then the demon told me that though
he wAs but a poor, ignorant nigger,' he
could weld on an all knowing Englishman
chain that would bind him all his life,
from which he could never free himself
"'Go out into the world said he. BE
prosperous. / give you that'with the rest
that whatsoever you put your hand to
shall prosper. Be happy if you can. l
cannot, with all my power, give you that,
even il l would. But remember that while
you wear that chain-and you can never
pluck it of, your arm, where have made
it part of your body-you are in my pow
er. Wherever you are, when l choose
can call you. even from the ends of the
earth, and you must come. The sign will
be that when you feel the chain you will
know that am calling you'
'You may be sure left that accursed is.
land with all speed. and yet nine times
since then l have seen it and seen that
cruel devil worshiper. From arctic SHOWS,
the busy centers of civilization have been
uTdRkcu ud'c scll III VIC
depths of the Australian bush, and yet he
has called me thence round half the world IS
circumference. Wherever am, if feel
this dreadful chain causing me discomfort,
know my hour has come, and must up
and away. If l resist-and have resisted
the pain becomes unbearable, but as soon
as / start for that hateful spot the pain
disappears. When / see the monster, he
only laughs at me for taking the trouble to
come SO far to see a poor, ignorant Niger.
Thank God he never forced me again to
look on at another Obeah ceremony, though
he sometimes threatens to do So"
We soon afterward parted for the night,
after arranging to meet again next day.
When at the appointed hour l called for
him, was informed that he had left early
in the morning for abroad on urgent busi-
ness.
Not business, l now knew, had called
him, but his remorseless tormentor,
through the power by which he was chain.
ed.-Million.