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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-02

directly opposite the finish line. who could :9o s
a. well as the judges. thought Rubc9n Non A,.
the FACE by head with Correction se IiIn gave
the face to Correction. Harrington was third ria.
o. H p Belmonts handsome colt Brandywn me- T the
Autumn Stakes. for two-year-ods over the arreS
only only los pounds and his excellent running in he
Futury made it seem almost certain tnat ne "o hi
fIPt Thinning was amaz?nsy inferior to his brilliant
performance In the Futurity lie was , undei 'n
came came in poor fourth Ills sbject failure caused
every one TO wonder He cannot be r., oS %Sf' ny
over like a great racehorse. The Autumn Stakes
aD% h cSesnu Ally BY ss
out Of Encore who was bought by George r, sm'In
Fiss's The he betting fTGm asaa S. sDpaass
and i reported that pittsbnrg Phil won over over
'P,tsburg Ph's' gains and losses in the betting
ring are generally much exaggerated Applause ran
race in handsome style In May and June she was ex-
remey nervous and wore nerfs out mn larous
detect Mr. strans probably would not have sold her
G nd less is ss s4n Hs P ''sr
viii probably prove to be highly b sirGh ns
Autumn Stakes or the time would have been faster
Stakes. He carried l25 pounds. He acted far
oh n nn rushing an of as @
a hend He delayed the star! for long time but
head from Gotham. who also ran Well and who is
likely to even better next time The race APP
peared to do Gotham good. Walter and Gotham
were cOncedng fifteen pounds each to Applause.
Both would have beaten her If all three had car
ried the regular schedule weights Brandywine,
Monaco, Handspun and Bright PhoebuS all ran
poorly in the Autumn.
The starter had great trouble with the horses
yesterday; and the delays were tiresome 1t was
banefully late hour when the spectators left the
track
In the Omnum Handicap, at mile and fur
long, only Roche. Dobbins. Faraday. Victorious
and Hornppe All of these except Hornpipe
had many supporters, and were at comparatively
short prices. Faraday and Victorious made the
running In front with Dobbins next In the home
stretch Dobbins passed Faraday and Victorious.
Roche came mp with "a rush. and the finish was be-
tween Dobbins and Roche. Dobbns getting first
place by head There was some Jostling in the
homestretch but more than is usual in races
in which four horses get close terms. but com
plant of foul was made against Dobbins and. TO
the general amazement Of keen-eyed, watchful.
intelligent and far-mnded spectators, the stewards
allowed the claim and took the race away from
Dobbns
Hamilton rode Hornppe in this race and HYDRA
bad in the fifth In singularly stupid manner
Both colts carried light weight, and the only possl-
bic chance that either had was to 20 out In the lead
and set the pace al least to Keep well up with
the field all the way. But In each race Hamilton
destroyed all the chances of his mount by pulling
the colt 10 the rear.
DETAILS OF THE RACING.
FIRST RACEFor three year-olds and upward Si3 each
81 900 added penalties and allowances. Five urlongs
Betting
III.
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Band will give a concert in the afternoon, begin
ming at 2:30 o'clock.
GAMES IN OTHER CITIES.

| Baltimore. Sept 1-Baltimore defeated Cleveland
| here to-day In one of the most exciting games OF
the season. The Spiders hit Gleason pretty hard
but At least half Of their hits were scratches 20 'hs
inield. Baltimore batted well at opportuhe mo-
ments The features were the batting Q, Robinson
and Blake. Attendance el0. Score
Baltimore ...................;dd $3.50
| Observation-Disclosures 10. Cleveland a. Errors.
Baltimore l. Cleveland l. Batteries-GIeason and
| Robinson Cuppy and thinner. Umpire-heeie,
| Boston, Sept 1.-The champions met their wafer
| loo at the hands OF the ChiCagos to-day in the
worst exhibition OF baseball they have put up ms
| wear Stivetts was kept In the box when ne snou'a
have been withdrawn early in the game, ana Long
who llmped at every step, essayed 10 pay snort
The latter made several marvellous pays ou; vsrs
errors which were due to ms disaObt' sys never
done before quit at the end or the fourth in"l]
Attendance, 3l53. Score:
Boston .......................1
Chicago .................'.''''f y -,
DISQUALIFICATION g. Chicago 20. ErrorsTHcrsvsooa
T. Chicago l. Ba,teres,Stivetts ana "Af|eb ie''
and Schrver. Cmp!re-Hurst :,
Philadelphia Sept, st Louis defeated Phace'
phia this morning In their first game In the SIKH
inning the PhIlles scored five runs on errors
Peitz and Conner. three singles am base Oh p~,~
After tallyng three times in their half Of the sxn
the visitors took the lead In the seventh WIN wv
out, BY scoring three runs on as many sius ,s va
triple by Conner and base on balls. the game va
won by ST Louis by heavier hitting. Wea'he' s"''
Attendance. l0eo. Score;
Philadelphia ...................0 II
s.. louis I krs0 and
Clements, Brctensten and Miller. tmpre-be''S
The home team won this afternoons game os ~
peror all-round playing. Hits were made Jus' VIZ" WY.
they were needed. although both PitSnerss c "n
hard Weather fair Attendance. COW oo"'.' q,
Philadelphia .............'...''a -
ST. Louis.
Basehlts-PhIladelpha IL. 81, Louis IL Ell ,,d
Philadelphia @ St Louis 5. Batteries-O aIses
Clements, Haw.ey and Miller. Umpire-bets
Pittsburg Sept. 1.-Pittsburg and "asn'ns
broke even on their two games to-day ai'ef wv
hours and a half of ball playag. Mercer won Wv
first game, doing magnificent work when
needed but the young man overdid the uns
trying to take both games Pttsours i1
him in the second game and forced Oh" ~
the rubber Emslie fined Joyce in the secoha 80 49,.
for persistent back talk and lifted him rom s
game when the Washington captain caileo ,,s
hard name Connie" Mack started to cssssm, tlo
second game. but was Knocked out py "a a59
hitting him above the right eye AttehuaNN"
scores: -
washington ....... ..........0
misunderstanding 70 Washington L. Es and
Pittsburg 3, Washington |. Batteries Nss,,nsIs
Sugden. Mercer and Mcclure. Umplre-bmS"e
Second game)
pitsburs ...........4
Washington ........ ..........0 Y
MISUNDERSTANDING II, Washington H. -, and
Pittsburg . Washington g. BatteresI,ssIssins
Sugden. Mercer and Mcclure Impre-D
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LABOR DAY IN THE MOUNTAINS

on Monday sep,smber Labor Day the Central
popular one-dsy outings 10 the beautiful valley OF
the I.ehigh. with Mauch Chunk and Glen Onoko as
the objective points. At this delightful season OF the
year the scenic beauties OF these points can be seen
IN their perfect state special express train, to
Whlch bunet luncheon car Is attached, will leave
foSt JL,bery,st at $50 M Fare for the round
Annex boat will leave Brooklyn foot Of Fulton.st
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THIS ONE A VICTORY.

The second game started with German ana
Wilson as the NewYork battery, while Farre
had replaced Murphy at third 1t was a lively game
from the start. the Giants winning through supe-
ror batting After Cincinnati had tied the score in
"a, arm inning Ward concluded TO take no further
chances and he substituted Rusle FOR German
The entrance Of the big fellow was the signal Tor
mighty applause. The home run hits OF Herman
and Fuller dd much TO win the game. The score:
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7. APPLICABLE Emile Bouiler Henry Wehmhoff, W.
+ Scnute and w c. Osborne directors All STAKES
viii be guaranteed, and no stake less than s2OVO
will be offered. The spring meeting VIII las, no
less thar twenty days. Extensive Improvements
will be made including new grandstand ana staoies'
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LOSING PRICES OF SAN FRANCISCO SIooA''
san Francisco September J. "a

For sallow skin and all other con e..
ditions resulting from const'psn.
90 by the book OH Beccham,s p' lssr
Book free. pills 25c; AZ Co..
stores; or write to B. T. Allen w.
.s65 Canal St.. New York
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Fleetwood Parks
$4,000
TROT1TlN@ El[glg1TOGY@
T03MORROWy
LABOR DAY.

5000 In purses Monday for 2:20 230 and
2fS Of the old time 22U
class TO SADDLE.
During the week the great performers OF the Grand
Circuit engaged.
AK. 205A, the champion mare; Ryland T..
2:OI%. the champion trotng Eeding; Directly, 2:iOA.
the champion twoyear-od PAGER and other stars such
Lord Clinton. 20s*: Azoie 2:00.: John b. Gentry.
2s07A; Carbon, 2:IOt; Ralph Wilkes, 2l0x Alsr,
z.ilN: Cobwebs. 212 etc.
TUESDAY-Ths greatest doube-team record
words Of speed each day and special attraction
FHURsDAY-A free-for-a:I trot TO SADDLE a
purse OF q, geo.
During the meeting Ax WI: trot against the record
Races called each day at D. m. Admission, tLoo
1hks Harlem River r. r, to Nelpss or ThtA Aysnps
Elevated v lsathsL sx5h Assass Elevated 70 iSs's-
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BROOKLYN WON TWICE.

Two games were also played at Eastern Park.
brooklyn, yesterday, the Louisville and brooklyn
teams furnishing the competing mines. large
crowd WAS present and the Grooms won both
matches the spectators were We'll pleased Inc
fr,i game WAS well played and exciting Hemml,s
wlldness assisting the home team 10 win The
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-02
SIXTH RAcE-For three year-olds and upward; 81 .3S
added. Two miles the turf.
A NEW LOUISVILLE JOCKEY CLUB.

NEW LOUISVILLE JOCKEY CLUB.
Louisville, Sept. lat meeting OF the stockhold-
ers held at noon the Louisville Jockey Club
was organized. The following officers elected:
w, r. Schultz. president; Emile Bouer, vicc-presi-
dent;. NJ Lewis Clark. presiding Judge: Charles ".
Price, secretary; Henry Wehmhon. treasurer; W.
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CLIFFORD SOLD FOR $4,000.
GOOD PRICES OBTAINED At THE SALE or tbs
LEIGH a ROSE STABLE $1,000 PAID

EOK ~ tAI
The partnership sale OF the Leigh & Rore stable
attracted unusually large crowd OF tur'men u"
the paddock a; sheepshe,d bay yesterday m1rnns.
The stable vas one Of the strongest on the turf.
but not managed 10 the besi advantage. ana th'
partner, disagreed as 20 where ani how the horses
should be raced Eugene LrEh = nothing u not
practical. he told his partners thai sale with
out reserve was The only way T. seiu. dsaSF'e-
raenis When clifford led out 10 be sold h.
looked AMI acted as II he Vas ready 10 break an
other record After the usual speech the bidding
b, gan by J. f. Malden's oGeT OF $500. Il i. Rose
WAS the conicndrg bidder and AT the enl secured
Clifford f,r SJ.yc CLIFFORD wi. De raced IN ihe
East and VII be trained and managed by j. W
Rogers Ducat was purchased for Eiwari Corr
gan. the great mi.er being Knocked Gown 10 ms
agent for $1,000
Frank Baird. the owner OF the Erie stables re
cured I.azzarone Tor $50 Richard Croker pal
$500 for IA. strathmore -spnavAy year.ing. Isaac
Thompson The boekmaker bid $50 for The SIR
turlty winner. The butterflies. and Chrriopher Z
smith heesne the over Of ianispan for 80,
as he prices realized exceeded the cxpeciations o.
Eugene Leigh AMI every horseDan AT the track
Here are the .ots sold and the prices:
OXFORD b h. T. by BrnmMe-puches'. n. !. Ro.e $3.50
Ducat b. h.. = BY imp. Deoei'e.-Jennie Flood L. .
chsni b e. 3 by Fsl,e,fo- Aidlc - G Il smith ,icD
i.az.afen'. ch. c. 3. by Spendthfh -sIina"ly 49,,
Han @ ria'' en- t. by -spinaway: c. E.
I.rania ch T.. 2 by Hanover Wanda. e T. smith 800
Valkyre blk (, 2 by Hanover Keepsake. hut
Young .........,.. ......................... I45o
Derecf b. T.. 2 by Luke BiackbuIn -Salie Hogan;
NcCsTcrty & Wkhari $500. l'Fp
Mohawk Oh. e.. 2 ~ Onondag4-E.sinore: II b.
Coulter b. e.. 2 by s,raihmorc-lseatrice. ". Il.
nizarre ch T.. 2 by o1ioasi- Monica. @ D.
Morris 100
Doofga br. T.. 2 by susthmore-Earbary; Mill
Brogan b. G.. 2 By imp Notwithstanding; ".
Miss Marie b. T.. 3 by Luke INSTRUMENTATION;
John Croker. 10
Fenccr. ell. g.. 2 by Luke blackburn Guidenn. J.
Iydn go ''p
Fugitive b. g. 2 by Fnusttr-imp. English Las;
Trlfacisl. b. =. p ~ imp. Woodlands Ella Hank
l,licsinu ~ Sir Dixon Mercedes. Ike Thonp-
$500
Chestnut cot, by strahmore- Sp.nAaay: Nanhat-
tan St1bc Nt c.uker) 5000
BAY colt. b. imp DecclveT-lda Walton; G.. r.
Dwycr BOO
Bay colt. hy 81 -PGtrela; =. liealie.... 200
Chestnut Ceiling. b. Hanover Ella T +. \. TUr-
Property 81 o. VI. ch-nault.
On cole By Plenlpo Av0ndalc. q. HYDE. $50
hy. by Spendthrlft-Flutt-r: G. T.. Smith
by Fordharn Virginia 4 Louis Stuart
Chestnut MY, By iiawkst"ne-imp. Gold Coll; W.
Jennings
Bay colt, by Favor Hattie h.; II. Wsrnke...... 200
Chestnut hl.y by imp Vergcr- Margery. cassius
sloane ...................,. 21s
Black colt. ~ Thurlo-lmp L!andrnIo: c. Hyde. 100
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Cincinnati ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Now YORK ............ .-.-.-.... = "

Earned Cincinnati 3. York D First base 10y
errors, lncnnat .. YORK. g. Left ON bases-'inc.-
nnu Nrw-York 3 Fist base on balis-on wittrock ..
IN German Struck out by Mtiroch J.. by German
Home -McIhec Herman Fuller Two-tess hits-
Hoy Holiday Herman wilson stolen es-Mcthee'
burke Double play-Wsrd and Doyle Hit by pitcher
u.rr,,, ! Wild -Wu,Tock l. Passed bslls-Nis)n
t'noir, -McOuad. Time OF yame-l -.
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EASTERN LEAGUE GAMES.

At Ere-(First game) Erie s. Buffalo -
eame) Erie 3. Buffalo g. n
A, Wukesbarre-(Frrst game) Wilkesbarre -
Workers 6: ,second game) wilkesbarre u. lohAe''-"
uhird camel Wilkesbarre s. Yonkers I, e-,cuse &
Al Scranton-tFirst game) Scranton S'
(second game) Scranton s. Syracuse L,n..,
AT pringiield-Springiied 10, Pro'ioe"N
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VICTORY NO. 2.

The second game was a slaughter for the poo:
tailenders. The Louisville players seemed TO
haust themselves In the first game and their Sec
ond effort most dismal one. Wadsworth
pitched like IA schoolboy. and his curves were
batted I'm every direction. The score:
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BROOKLYN
one gu, when winning run was scored.

one out when winning run was scored
t" En- 3 o o o o o 90
Earn.i runs louisville B. Brooklyn l. First tase o.
err,s-I Louisville l. brooklyn L. Left bas s-I.ous
vile Il brooklyn o. First base bas-On stein = on
IIemning o Struck out-By Stein q. by Hemmng Z
Three-base hit-Hemming Two-hase hits-Ciark Grim
Ucmming Sacrifice h-Tredway. stolen bases-Cor-
coran . Burns I.achance . Double p,ays-Brown and
Grim Grim and Pfeer. HIT by pitched ball-Stein l.
Vmpre-Iynch. Time OF game-l:58.
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THE RECORDS.

The EewYork and Cincinnati teams Will play
two games at tbs Polo Grounds tomorrow at II
.. N. ana at $50 p. n. The Catholic Protectosy
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-02

Mutras-WatersOn straight Sl3 10. place SO 81 one
three 81 81 Live OAK place So IS, one. two three
s. 80: Jack Rose one. two three - %
Won by a length; neck bhwecn second ana third
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Mutuals-Correcton straight 50 So place 81 TO-
81 KIbicon place so 40 three $l5 So
Harrington one. two. three 10 %
Won by d nose OF at alb; neck between second
and third.
SECOND RACE-FIFTEENTH AUTUMN STAKES, for
two-y ear-ods so each. $500 added penalties aad
allow vance, Futurity cOurse.
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DETAILS OF THE RACING


FIRST RACEFor three year-olds and upward SO each
81 900 added penalties and allowances. Five furlongs
Betting.
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| Time 10 20.
Mutuals-IIarry Reed straight ST. 30 place So c. one
Two three 81 30. Nanki Pooh place ST. NJ. one two
| three 3! 81" Glen LILY
Won By two lengths; three lengths between and
1 th-d
FIFTH RACE-For three arolds: handicap: sI5 each
| $1,000 aGded. furlongs.
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ARE FAKE LOTTERIES.
LIST of Fraudulent Concerns Whose
Drawings Never Take Place.


A Chicago daily publishes the follow
ing list of swindling lottery concerns
who are general advertisers. 1t will
be noted that these bogus lotteries use
names similar to those of legitimate
concerns:
The Kansas State and the Little
Louisiana run by j. f. Brady, alias M.
Ottens 4 Co. A fraudulent drawing is
employed in the Kansas State and If a
ticket drawing prize is sold in the
Little Louisiana payment is refused.
The Santo Domingo Loan and Trust
Company.
The Louisiana Loan and Trust Co.
The Brazilian lottery.
The Royal Havana.
The Louisiana, of Kansas City.
The Louisiana Grand, of New Or
leans.
The Matanzas lottery.
The Original Loan Association, OF
Illinois.
The Royal Havana Guarantee Loan
Company, of Havana, Cuba.
The Original Louisiana Lottery Com.
pany of Kansas City Gale & Co..
The Empire State Lottery Co.
The Cuban Lottery Company, OF Mat
anzas, Cuba.
The Mexican Lottery Co. (Garcio &
Co..
The Original lottery, OF Vera Cruz.
The Pan American Lottery Co.
The Little Lottery de la Beneticencl;
Publica, of Guaymas, Mexico.-Publish
prs Commercial Union.
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A Race of Giant Cannibals.

Unlikely as it may seem to some who
read these lines, it is fact neverthe-
less that there is an island in the gulf
of California, not more than go miles
from the Mexican mainland, which is
inhabited by the remnants of race of
giant cannibals. This startling discov-
cry was made by a west coast natural
list early in 1891 and has since been
confirmed by both United States and
Mexican explorers. Mr.. Mcnamara,
the scientist referred to- has photo
graph of one of the men found by him
on the island, that individual, although
not one of the largest, being over 7 feet
in height. The island upon which they
We're found is known as the island or
isle of Leri, and the original discoverer
says that there is every evidence of can
nibalism among them.-St. Louis Re-
public.
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Betsy Patterson Bonaparte.

Nine. Betsy Patterson Bonaparte, the
sister-in-law of an emperor, was born in
Baltimore, and after living many years
abroad returned to her native land,
where she passed the last years of her
life.
One of the old lady's crack stories in
her latter days was of lesson in eti-
quette given her by the black butler of
her host. At breakfast she motioned
to him and handed him her cup, wish
ing second cup of tea. Uncle Bob,
instead of taking the cup to his mistress
at the head of the table, put it down
with great flourish on the sideboard.
but wanted another cup Of tea, "
said Nine. Bonaparte.
did you, mum?" blandly asked I'm
Gle Bob. You see, mum, you put your
spoon in de saucer, an that means you
doan' want no mo- tea. When you
wants some mo- tea, de erect way ii
to put de spoon in de cup-like di'
heah, " and Uncle Bob gravely illustrat
ed the erect" method of procedure.
The family were on thorns, expecting
an outbreak from the sister-in-law o
an emperor, although there is no doub
that a black butler in his own baili
wick could face an emperor himself
but Betsy was only amused and laughe'
heartily.
After so years of money getting an
money saving, she realized in the LAT
ter part of her life how futile il sll wa
and explained grimly, Once l ha
everything but money! Now l hav
nothing but money. boston TraI
script.
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The Way They Do 1t.

A little man with sad face, thin
suit of clothes, a skullcap and weak
voice stood near the east end of the
Madison street bridge holding out a
bundle of shoestrings toward the pass
ersby. A policeman came along-one
of the large, two breasted kind.
"Got license?" he asked.
The man with the shoestrings unbut-
toned his coat with the left hand and
showed the badge, which was attached
to his vest. In the meantime he looked
up at the policeman. His expression was
one of mingled awe, fear and apprehen-
sion.
Give me pair" said the police
man, pulling out two strings from the
| bundle.
Eyes, sir" said the peddler.
Better make it two," said the man
who represented the dignity and maj
esty of the law.
"All right, SIR" said the shoestrine
man, his voice weaker than ever.
The policeman relied up the fou,
strings, buried them in his pocket ant
went on.
did he pay your" asked man Wit
was standing in doorway.
Him pay?" said the man with tn
shoestrings. Dat copper pay for hi
shoestrings? guess not. What make
me sore is that he don't belong on thl
beat at all. / never saw him before. ,
why didn't you make him pa
your
whats the use2 He would hay
, tipped me off to some other cop, and L
got the run. If they want anything
you've got to give it to them, that's a
there is about it. Chicago Record.
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"Hortensia, said her father, will
you have some taters?'
"If you refer to the tarinaceous tu-
bers which pertain of the Solanum tu-
berosum and which are com -.only
known as potatoes, )" replied the sweet
girl, Il should be pleased to be helped
to a modicum of the same. But taters,
taters! I'm quite sure, papa, that they
are something of which l never before
had the pleasure of hearing"
The old man pounded on the table mn
til the pepper caster lay down for res
and then remarked in voice of icy
GOODNESS, Hortensia, will you have
some taters?"
Eyes, dad, l will.
Is our boosted high school system
failure, or is it not!-London Tit-Bits