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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
Dealing with q WON an.

"Pve got no time to fool with women"
says my tailor-scourer-an lone
woman is more trouble than four men.
had a lady come here with a coat to have
the collar altered. Just half an inch
lower said she, and took off an inch, for
could see it was too high. She came back
and said didn't take off half an inch, so
had to do it over again, and me crowded
with gents trousers and suits that can't
tend to. told her, why don't you go
where you bought itS' and she says, oh
they can't do it as well as a tailor, '"Ma'
dam, says |, 4 amt no lady's tailor and
don't want nothing to do with women
But she made me fix that collar and all
for dollar-and mel could have made
five dollars and no fuss attending to trou-
sers "-New York Herald.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
WHERE'S BILL;

Where's Bill? Yes, o. course I'm glad to
See tn old town once again;
When turned tn bend had to
Jes git up an yell, an when
l seen that old steeple risin
Like budapest on tn hill,
Leapin up from tn horizon,
jes had to Say, where's BillP
Know that meetin house? | guess SO
Amt that where we uset to go,
Us boys? Settin stiff an les so,
Like we was put up to show.
There's tn graveyard back behind it,
With tn old stone on tn hill:
believe that could find it
II tried to now. Where's Bill2
When We two was boys, Bill showed it
To me one day, an the year
Cut in it was There, knowed it
WasA I fur away frum here.
See, it's old an stained an breakin,
Grass growed, too, an cracked, until
1t seems like some poor, forsaken,
Homeless thing that Say. where's Bill
Bill an me we often wondered
Whose that stone was; for we guessed
It'd laid down there hundred
Years or more at very best.
An he usot to say: Now, don't
Wunt no better tomb. will
Lay there when die" Say, why don't
Some o. you uns say where's Bill?
Yes, old pard, this is tn stone, an
It's tn one you uset to claim.
Pshaw! You talk about yer own, an
Sich fool things. Why-what's-thi
name
Here, cut underneath the creepers
An tn moss? Why are you still?
His name! Here among tn sleepers-
An / Well, I've found you, Bill.
Carl Smith in Harper's Weekly.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
Firemen Fought While the Village Burned

At 3 o'clock in the morning word came
from Pierceton, Ind, village of 1000
inhabitants, that one of the principal
business blocks was on fire. Two fire
companies were sent from Warsaw but
could do nothing with the burning
building, and it wassoon destroyed. Ed.
ward Mosey. clerk in store in the
burning block, jumped from the second
story window and broke leg.
When the fire was at its worst cou-
pie of the members of the two companies
became involved in a controversy.
Each company took the side of its mem
Der, and for awhile the fire was forgot.
ten and the companies turned their noz-
zles on each other. In the meantime
She building was consumed Wash
jngtOn Post
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

The reader of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
stages, and that is caterrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being Il constitutional dis
case, requires Il constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work The proprietors have
so much faith in its curative powers, that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that il
fails to cure, Send for list of testimonials.
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
hES- Sold by Druggists 75c.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

While Katherine Parr was yet young
child her fortune was told, and it was pre-
dicted that she was born to sit in the high
est seat of imperial majesty. This proph-
ecy made so powerful an impression upon
her youthful mind that on one occasion,
when her mother called her to her sewing,
she replied, MY hands are ordained to
touch crowns and scepters and not spin
dies and needless"
But Lady Parr was too wise mother to
encourage her little daughter in idle
dreams that would unfit her for the duties
of life; so, notwithstanding her early re-
pugnance to touching a needle, she be-
came very skillful in its USE and two mag
nificent trophies of her industry are still
proudly exhibited at Sizergh castle, West
moreland county, England. They are a
Counterpart and toilet cover, worked en-
tirely by her own hands during a visit
made to her relatives there. The material
| is the richest white satin.
| In the center of the counterpart is q
metal lion, surrounded by a wreath of nat
ural flowers wrought in twisted silks and
bullion; q spread eagle is in the middle
| gorged with a crown. At each corner is q
dragOnlike monster, embroidered in pur
Pile, crimson and gold The remainder o.
the Counterpart is worked in large flow
ers, in gorgeous colors, highly embossed
and enriched with threads of gold, Thu
toilet cover is exactly like it, only it il
worked in a smaller pattern.
The author of 1.-The Lives of the Queen
of England" herself related to KATHERINE
Parr, says, 1.-THE lapse Of three centurie
has scarcely diminished the brilliancy o
the colors or furnished the bullion; nor i
the purity of the satin sullied, though bot
these queenly relics have been used O.
state occasions by the family in whose pos
session they have remained as preciou
heirlooms and memorials of their ancestral
connection with Queen Katherine Parr.' -
Exchange
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

The boy was sitting by very disreputa-
bic looking stream, over which passed a
small bridge, and he was evidently fish
ing. A suburban policeman passed by.
''What are you doing there" he asked.
"Fishin," said the boy, intently watch
ing the water.
1There's no fish there" ventured the
officer
II know it."
"What are you fishing for9"
"Suckers that ask questions" replied the
boy, "and I've ketched even dozen in the
last hour.
The dozenth one hadn't anything more to
say and thoughtfully moved on.--Detroit
Free Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

According to Lord Rayleigh, if the heat
engines of the future are at all analogous
to our present steam engines, either the
water, as the substance first heated, will
be replaced by n fluid of less inherent VIOLA
tility, or else the volatility of the water
will be restrained by the addition to it OF
some body held in solution.-New York
Times.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
MUSCLE AND VIGOR-A DIFFER
ENCE.

Many muscular men succumb to fatigues
borne with ease by persons far their interiors
in physical strength. Muscle does not imply
vigor, In fact, 1t is not difficult of proof that
health as the average individual who is vigor-
ous-that is to say, whose digestion and sleep
are unimpared, whose nerves are tranquil, and
who has no organic tendency to disease These
requisites of vigor are conferred upon those in
herently weak, no less than upon those debili-
tated through wasting disease, by thorough
persistent course of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
the leading national tonic, Endorsed and recon.
mended by physicians of eminence 1t will not
endow you with muscle of Corbett, but il
will infuse energy into your SYSTEM and renew
functions. 1t averts and cures malarial rheu
matte and kidney complaints, and overcomes
dyspepsia, constipation, liver trouble and ner
VOuSneSs.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

Jack-Cheer up, old man. Don't look so
blue!
Harry CAN'T help it.
Jack-Oh, come! Think of your best
girl.
Harry-No good | married her three
months ago.-.<cW York Herald.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

IN the northeastern part of Yellowstone
mari, is what is called Death Gulch." 1t
contains evidences of former hot springs IN
geyssr like deposits, while copious gaseous
emanations arise from n creek howinG
through it. The odor of sulph is strong
Raars and other wild animals of the region
are often killed by the gases
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

"Br0aUn's Bronchial TrOches" are widely
known as an admirable remedy for Bron-
chitis, Hoarseness, Coughs, and Throat
troubles. Sold only IN bOres.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

Looking into the glass to paint ones face is
not wholly feminine trick. man looks into
a glass to color his nose.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

Cholly-The aw-l say, Doctaw, do you think
the cigawette habit is WEAKLY injuwious? The
Doctor-To individuals perhaps, but not to the
community at large
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
Try Germea for Breakfast.

Zone of my neighbors, Mr.. John
Gilbert, has been sick for a long
time. All thought him pastrecovery.
He was horribly emaciated from the
inaction Of his liver and kidneys.
1t is difficult to describe his appear
ance and the miserable state of his
health at that time. Help from any
source seemed impossible. He tried
your August Flower and the effect
upon him was magical. restored
him to perfect health to the great
establishment of his family and
friends" John Quibell, Holt, Ont. Q
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
SURE CURE FOR PILES.

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching Piles.
One box tas cured the worst cases of ten years
standing. No one need suffer ten minutes after
using Kinks German Pile Ointment. 1t absorbs
tumors alluys the itching, acts as poultce,
gives relief. Dr. Kinks German Pile Ointment
is prepared only for Piles and itching of the
private parts, and nothing else. Every box is
Sold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt
of price, 81 90 per box. j. J. Mack d Co., Whole
sale Agents, San Francisco.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05

The rich man has his mug at the barber shop.
The poor man takes his there.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

A too-rapid gait will never bring young man
to the gate of heaven.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-07-05
500 REWARD, 800.

The easiest thing for fool to do is to tell no
little he knows.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1894-09-21

DE CUENFAS FORMADAa
aplicables al cobro de lorna.
les, fraccionados estos en- t:
tavo de dfa, princlpiando pc:
un cuarto y terminando en- I
dlas, con precios escalonades s
desde un real flerte hasta tres
pesos, y expresando ca1a fraC.
ci6n su valorintrfnseco en- pe-
SOS, centavos y centimos de
centavO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1894-09-21
BOLETIN INBRCINlIL DE PUERTO-DIrO.

PERlODICO CONSAGRADO A LA DEF NSA ~ In~t..
TERESES NACIONALEs EN- AMARI> A. ORGANt
DE LOS ESPANOLES INCONDICIONALEs EN- PTO.RIro
CONDlClONES GENERATES acordadas Dor la D;yeccidn
para toda clase de remstidos anuncaas
La publication de los snoneios medic de preOs
convencionales determinsran enIlos F
Los remld tias deben
hrma del autor qun
mas con Ia de persona responsible de - -
Los originates remdo paceas .nnnc;os M ~
devueltos annque pubiquen ' - ~
No sc responde de extrAvio q rotuys de cich9s
comna Del pod7o nadeada sesnta
% no te dra derecho exig coumn par.
lO por 100 sotre el preio de taris r-e~ -
H nunclante epvie CLICHES
1 una oon,ncsclon De 10 p 100 obre los pro de tar.
uanoo emPoe de los anunco exdA de DIEZ al
varA Ell primer ndmero. " - ~ O 80 - sA-
saS % % no 'uEtoIes iuea de gscsa
oy 'uo en- 10 coa correspondent costarA DIEZ
M tendrAn 25 100 f6n sobre precio De
gscetllas Comuncsdos remiidos -' ~ - '-~ 40
El mrote snscripciones tnnpco s.r .. r.;ao
cs oa, a nicif ado. ' ~ ~
81 p csu mprsva dsjsse de ss peri6dico tempoaments
deiado dc Gl. f'- A ' s Ole'0H
Tar1ta para la publication de anuncios.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1894-09-21

es mas atractiva mientras mas sa-
ludable. La bellezay y la salud van
casl siempre juntass La brimetAA
depende muy a menudo de Ia
segunda.
siCuantas caras eniutas ' raoufti.
cas- ser1an bellas con solo reCobrar
sus carnes! Examfnese el grabado
anterior que, dicho sea de paso.
1lustra un case real. La primera
tgura presenta a una i6ven rauuf.
tlca, extenuada
Notese ell cambio en- la fisonomfa
segun van recobrandose las carnes.
La apariencia ffsica, sinembarco. nd
es Ell don principal. La dei0adeS
no ser1a question tan s6ria ST de eIIa
no p procedieran muy frecuentementa
la Ifsis, la Escr6fula y otras enfer.
medades extenuantes.
Los raqufticos estan en- constants
peligro. Por este motive tiena
tanta fama ese medicamento nne
produce fuerzas y crea carnes. In
EMULSION DE SooTr de aceite da
Ihigado de bacalao con hipofosftos s
de scal y s6sa.i sExfiase5 van la
etiquetai del hombre con 81 lbaoslao 10
o11 nr,+oo. ae -t- u sG - ~s~S22r1SOSO
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-12-06
THE HAWAIIAN SITUATION.

Ex-Minister John L. Stevens writes to
the Kennebec Journal describing the pres
ent political situation of the Hawaiian
Islands. In reasons, which he gives at
length, he urges immediate annexa ton to
the United States. Perhaps the most
foreible OF these reasons is the following:
1t is clear TO all who know the essential facts
that the cal question underlying the Hawaiian
situation Is this-shall a European. American
population and American political institutions
permanently predominate on those valuable
Islands OF the North Pacific? Or shall an Asia
Tic population and an Asiatic civilization, more
or less stimulated aud controlled by British
agents and British interests, there prevail?
Mr.. Stevens asserts that the islands have
not one-fifth Of the population they could
support. The native population is dying
out and white emigrants are not likely to
take their places until the policy of the
Islands in regard to the admission OF
Asiatics is fixed. No white laborer will
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-12-06
PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT.

The venerable DR.. Bartol, still living In re-
tirement at his old homo in Boston, is almost
the only survivor OF the famous writer's and
thinkers OF the old days, and the last one of the
Transcendental Club, which included Alcotr,
Emerson, Hawthorne and Others
DR.. j. j. Robinson, LID, who has resigned
from the Yale law SHOOT, with which he has
b en- connected for twenty years, will become
dean of the new school OF philosophy OF the
Catholic University of America at Washing ton.
Siegfried Wagner, the great COMPOSERS son,
has rather thin, sharp-featured face, clean
shaver. with hair brushed straight back. after
the manner of musicians. He speaks French,
English and Italian with ease, and Is ambitious
Mrs. l.. A. Starkweather Of Kansas City,
one Of the first women solicitors Of life insur-
ance, says she finds no difficulty in inducing
women to insure. Last month she wrote S211-
600 on the lives Of women.
According to Kate Fields Washington, Mr..
Edison's first invention was vote recorder to
be used by legislative bodies for recoi ding
"ayes" and mays" AT the same time it would
register the voters name.
DR.. Y. May Kim was the first Japanese woman
TO receive medical degree in America. She has
now a large practice in Kobe. Japan. aud was
the first scientifically educated female practl-
toner In that country.
Mrs. Lea Merritt. who has decorated the
Blackheath Church, England, is said by Mr.
Roberts Austen, the chemist, to have discov-
ered ground for fresco work which will make
it durable.
M. De Naucourt. Frenchman, has record
OF having killed 800 Tigers.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-12-06
GOOD FOR THE BANKS.

The first clause OF Mr.. Carlisle's cur
reneY scheme is as follows:
Repeal all laws requiring or authorizing the
deposit OF United States bonds as security for
circulation.
The ninth clause is as follows:
Repeal all provisions Of the law requiring
banks to keep reserve on account of de-
posits.
These recommendations are supported
by the general argument that it is not the
business of the Government to secure indi-
viduals from loss. Mr.. Carlisle, however.
puts the idea into greater number of
words. He says:
1t is not the duty nor province Of the Govern
ment to control or regulate the private affairs
OF the people except for wel-defned purposes
and, as the custody and use OF funds belonging
TO deposltors are matters which affect only the
interests OF the intermediate party, they should
be left TO their own Judgment and discretion.
Every properly managed bank, If left free TO
conduct It's own deposit aud discount business
In the manner most advantageous 10 its own
interests and the interest OF It's depositors, will
keep on hand reasonable reserve TO meet not
only the ordinary demands upon it but TO pro-
vide for such emergencies as are liable to occur
in the community where 10 is located; but IL
ought to be prohibited by law from using such
reserve for the only purpose iG was designed to
accomplish.
1t is not properly conducted banks that
laws are designed to regulate. 10 the
worst days of wildcat banks there were
banks that promptly redeem ed their notes.
They maintained a reserve for this pur-
pose of their own will. The treasury of
the United States does not maintain its
S100.000000 gold reserve in obedience TO
law; it does so to be able to meet any de-
mand for gold that may be made upon it,
But there are banks that ara not properly
managed, and it is these the law aims to
regulate. Under our present currency
system banks are required to deposit
bonds 20 secure their circulation; under
Mr.. CarliSle's plan they will issue notes
on the sandy foundation of paid-up
capital.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-12-06

Monday in September neXl. An arrangement
has also been IMAGE with George Edwards OF
the Lyric Theater, London, for sending over a
company to represent the piece.
1t is matter of regret 10 the British musical
public that owing to falling health Sir George
Grove OF Musical Dictionary fame has been
forced 10 resign his position as director OF the
Royal College OF Music. London He has
always filled his post with much advantage 10
the college.
S. P. WaddiDgton, pupil OF tile Royal Col
lege OF Music, London. has just produced a
musical setting OF the ballad John Gipl n, .
arranged for orchestra and chorus. The 0rlgnt
effective little work is said to show remarkable
promise.
A contract has been signed by the Berlin
Opera and Herr HumIerdlnck. the composer OF
"Hansel and Greiel." by which the composer
undertakes to offer all his new WORKS to The
Prusslgn Court Theater for five years.
The veteran Frau Materna IS singing in Paris
with great success. The French capital. which
is now the great stronghold of Wagner worship.
is especially charmed with her In some scenes
from "The Dusk OF the Gods.'
Foreign journals state that the German En-.
peror wishes to erect monument In Berlin 10
Haydn, Mozart and Beethoven. The position
has been selected, and several seulptors have
been invited TO offer designs.
Benjamin GODDARD has been art acked with a
serious Illness. which has forced him to aban-
don his class at the Paris Conservatory and go
into winter quarters In the South OF France.
At the HOf Theater in Dresden new opera,
entitled "Ghismonda," by Eugene d'Albert, is
in rehearsal. The libretto Is taken from poem
by Karl Zimmerman.
Leon Jehin has just returned to the conduc-
tors position at the Casino, Monte Carlo. He
was received with acclamations.
The American meZzo.sOpranO, Mrs. Gather
Inc Fisk. is meeting with continued success In
London.
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and who had wagered $4,000 upon MS aoiiity u
perform the feat of pedestrianlsm ne asserts lie
has just concluded. His expected remittance
got tied up somewhere along the roau, anu Tue
MOTEL managers refused 10 exlenu inc iiipi''
Henceforth ali glObe-trotters VINO put up at he
Palace will be required 10 bring the stake
along with them and deposit II IN the ONCE salo'
Irrigation for vineyards In the neignpor'
hood OF San Diego will be more extensively lu-
Lroduced next year than ever, saiu Il. NJ.
Wale of that city at the Lick yesterday. "E1-
perlments made during the past season nave
demonstrated the superior producliVeness oi
irrigated vineyards over those winch are not
A thlrty-acre Sweetwater vineyard, near Tue
city, which last year produced sixteen IONS
without irrigation, this year produced 100 tons
with 1t. The proprIetors of the Boston ranch
In the FL Oajon Valley also made experiments
in this direction during the present year, nav
ing watered part OF their vineyard. Ihe re-
suit was in favor of the thorough irrigation Oh
all thef vineyards. and they are taxing steps
now, understand, to bring TINS ABOUT
The Rev. M. b. Curry a Catholic priest from
Tlprerary. Ireland, Is at the Occidental. He
comes from the diocese of Killahoe, where
they were erecting cathedral the cost OF
which will be $4,000, OF which the parishion-
ers have only been able TO raise $4,000 lie
expects TO receive assistance from churches of
the same denomination in this country.
Mrs. Mary Antoinette Main, wife OF the
harness manufacturer, died Tuesday after two
months illness at the Palace Hotel. She came
to this country from New Hampshire, her
native State in the early days with her hus-
band. Her husband and daughter, Mrs.
Charles f. McDermott of Oakland. survive her
The funeral will take place tomorrow.
Mrs. Mary E. Lease, the celebrated Kansas
POpnlist, who has probably stirred up more
political turmoil than any other woman In the
United States is in the city. She states that
she came here to pick out suitable farm In
the interior upon which she proposes TO make
her future home. She is accompanied by hsr
son.
Colonel Jones. the promoter OF the Monterey
and Fresno road, who is az the Lick. says that
enterprise is in allegiance at present, awaiting
the conclusion of some important local
transactions
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1894-12-06
KOLB'S CASE IN ALABAMA.

Reuben F. Kolb who ran for Governor
of Alabama on the Populist ticket, and
was declared by the election officials to
have been defeated by his Democratic op-
ponent, Colonel Oates, is trying to repeat
in Alabama the strife and confusion which
prevailed in Louisiana in the early recon
struction days. First KOlb appeared at the
State House on the day set for the inaug-
uratlon of the new Governor and proposed
TO deliver an inaugural. in which he
claimed to be the Governor de jure. Hay-
ing desisted from this purpose, when he
was assured by the outgoing Cove ruor
that he would assuredly be locked up if he
made any trouble. he now publishes a
proclamation to the voters of Alabama
connseling them to pay no taxes until the
courts have passed upon his claim to the
Office OF Governor. People seldom wait
twice to be told that they can evade the
payment of taxes, and thus, though the
liability of taxpayers will remain the
same whether Kolb or Oa'es is Governor.
1t is quito likely that some Aabamiaps
may POSTPONE settling with the Tax Col
lector, and so may embarrass the State
government and leave the public inssitu-
lions without support.
Whether Kolb did or did not receive a
majority of the votes at the late election
is question on which opinions may differ,
but there can be but one opinion as to the
improperly Of the course he is pursuing.
If citizens OF Alabama resemble the citi-
Zens of other States Kolb's attempt to
cripple the government of his State will
react against him and leave him without
followers. His endeavor to sow anarchy
among his fellow citizens cannot but
strengthen the general opinion among con-
siderate men that he is an unfit man to be
trusted with power. If Colonel Reese.
candidate for United States Senator. has
no better weapons than Kolb's scheme to
starve out the State government Mr.. Nor
gan should have no fficulty in retaining
his seat