The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1894-11-17

discovered human Skeleton lying De-
tween two logs II Is supposed TO be
the remains Of poor old Bohemian John,
who was here two years ago prospecting
for Sid Roberts Of Glenn's Ferry. The
last tine poor John was seen he said he
was going 10 catch a cub bear that was
mate 60 one he had here in town. which
he had caught and AS his knife was
found open lying beside the blcached
bones, it is plain that the old bear
caught him and that he died a horrible /
death Two small catholic crosses were
also found with the remains. Nampa /
Leader.
The editor Of a paper at Storm Lake,
Iowa is now hiding in a swamp near that
place. in consequence OF the way he
mixed the report Of cattle show and
concert. His paper said: The concert
given last night by sixteen of Storm
lakes beautiful young ladies was highly
appreciated They sang ia charming
manner, winning the plaudits Of the
entire audience who pronounced them
the finest breed OF short horns in the
country A few Of them are rich brown
color. but the majority are spotted
brown and white. Several Of the heifers
are able-bodied, tight limbed animals
and promise to prove good property. -
Ex.
An editor Of an Arizona paper is
mourning the loss of two subscribers.
Number one wrote to ask about getting
his twins through the teething period
safely. while the other wanted to know
how TO rid his orchard Of grasshoppers
The answers went toward by the next
mail, but by accident he trausposcd
them into the wrong envelopes. SO that
the man with twins received this an
: swer to his query. Cover them care
v fully with straw and set Ere to il, and
the little pests after jumping about in
r the flames for few minutes viii speed.
l. ny be settled. while number two plagu.
II ed with arasshoppers. was told 10 ''giv'
, a little castor oil and rub their gum
n with bone"
10 Only an editor can comprehend III
m trials Of pencilpusher. How to max
il every man the most distinguished, ever
girl the preitiest, every young swell th
mr. most popular, every business man th
nm most successful, every candidate I'll
he most desirable. bcsids always remembe
h ing to call every old nesler colonel a
M red-headcd old maids ''golden-haired
N not 10 mention the blessings receive
4, for failing TO puff fellow who passe
,o through town and did not even ca
around for fear he would be expected I
pay his subscription, added TO the mi
takes in the initials in names and error
in the weight OF new members Of fan
lilies. all this combined with the abus
!, from the EDITORS wife for praising som
other mans wife. makes an editors lif
anything but paradise.-Ex.
l While walking down the st-eet yes
d terday. we heard defeated candidat'
bemoaning his sad fate and in an under
,r tone remarked 70 himself Il wish weTi
l. dead and at peace. This wicked work
1 with its vain ways and its ceaseles
nd roudn Of sorrow vexes my soul ha'
,e over 500 votes pledged TO pe and neve
IN got them" We imagine that fellow
m picturing quiet grass-covered grave
" his hands folded peacefully on his breas
" ultroublrd by the surging wave Of bus
=" ness cares and politics. This is all 4
., the abstract. To reach this moss cover
h. ed grave you must FIRST die. Then YOU
=. ewes are weighted down with pennies
o., your limbs Strengthened out. and IN
b undertaken decides how long you wi
o.. keep" You are not put in your ever
=, day cloths in which you always fe'
,,. com Portable, garments are put on you
-, a kind that no live person ever wear
-. and everyone in the house feels sorry f
YOU. The sorrows OF this cold world al
much better to endure than this. eve
g though things do not always come o,
20 way. Stop signing for peace and deaf
~ and make life worth living. for he WI
~ cannot stand adversity. cannot stan
- prosperiety.-Nampa Leader.
,e- On Wednesday afternoon Of th
N. week Mr. Edward Z. Stanley and Mi
70. Jennie Elizabeth DeWalt were united
lis the holy bonds Of wedlock, Rev. +.
or Young officiating. The contracting pa
80 ties are two Of Emmott's most popul
ia Young folks The groom is a successf
for contractor and has been connected wi
Emmett and various enterprises in th
.co section in one way or another for sever
,.s years. BY his straightforward and no
est business methods he has acquired
"a large circle of friends throughout tf
i. entire section OF Idaho. In compai
,-o with his partner. Mr.. Ed Allen. he hi
.s. one of the largest contracts on the STA
n wagon road the past season and has be
~. prominently connected with many
Il, the more important enterprises in q
III, section Of the state and without any
,.o tempt at Battery We venture the asserti
that he is "A Young man OF which the ia