Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-05-04

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1t removes at once the cause and the dis
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DR.. Wilfred Lay ton, of Montreal. re-
| Gently removed six perfectly developed
molars from the roof of a patients mouth,
whose only objection to their presence was
that be couldn't ''cluck" to bis horse.
A Poughkeepsie jury has decided that
it is not cruelty to dehorn cattle-a judge
ment in which all wayfayers who have
ever been tossed or impaled will nnani-
mously concur.
what is syntax7' was asked ola class
under examination. "a tax on whiskey," !"
was the reply of one student. And the
teacher thought he deserved the mark of
100 per cent.
An exchange says: There is no mau
as happy as an accepted lover. unless it be
the iceman who has just fixed his scales so
that twelve ounces make one pound"
"A servant girl in Philadelphia family
was taken to task for oversleeping herself.
"W ELL aam, said she, II sleep very
slow, and so it takes me a long while for
to get me nights rest"
George Gence worked several hours
in Shamokin mine after being struck on
the head by chunk of coal and then
dropped dead.
A Tioga boy, who is away at boarding
school, wrote to his father and wound up
by saying: 1--WE are doing very nicely. l
say we be cause the doctor says | have a
tape worm.
II is difficult to please a woman. If her
husband abuses her he is brute. If he is
mildly hammered, lnoffensive creature she
despises him for not having soul of his
own.
Russia pays no salary to the Gar, but
as he has about million square miles of
farms, mines and other property, with an
income of 100000 month, he struggles
along uncomplainingly.
Princess May, of England, otherwise
known as the Durchess of Teck, has given
an order to local shoemaker of Haverill,
Mass, for pair Of shoes. She wears
No. 4
Since the days of Desdemona, white
girls have had more or less hard luck in
marrying men who were not their color.
Miss Cora Belle Fellows, the young lady
who, about three years ago, in fit OF re-
mantle gush married q Santee Sioux
named Chaska, was recently deserted by
her redskin hero, who eloped with buxom
squaw, leaving the pale-faced Cora and
her half breed children on the reservation.
Mrs, Chaska after waiting for weeks, left
the reservation, and Chaska soon after re
turned with his new dnsky partner. 1t is
reported that Elaine Goodale. the sweet
young poetess of Massachusetts. who mar
ried cultivated Siouy physician With o
college education, is having lively skir-
mish TO make living for herself and her
her Indian Medicine man.
The villain in the play who allowed
the curtain to come down on top Of him
may fairly be said to have been caught in
the act.
See here, remarked the counsel for
the defense to the important witness. - I'll
give you a twenty dollar gold piece if you
leave town" "Donew replied the i'm
portant witness; always did believe that
silence was golden"
-"When you hear a man praising his
nother-in-law," says the philosopher, ION
/ th en nnst be q perfect angel"