Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1894-09-20

SWIM. tlnQS IL OllUcult 10 Leu
Their Methods of Argument, But
Has Got as Far as Gold Bugs
"Plutocrats," and Referendum.
Tew mi mennv Abburdeen admirurs, in
| klewdin the eddytur:
DEER PEPUL.-I'm hum agin, ez the
poit mes bootifully sed, hum frum q fur
rim shear, hum tcw sta, onlcss l git sun
hi offs in mi MI partce.
Wen struk the iamilycr plank rode
wich leeds irum the n. j. ralerode tew
the phcrry. and wen Furthermore skatid
doun the old famiver shute kivercd with
green irog-spawn and harneykuls, | WIZ
konvinst tew onst that ! VIZ necrin mi
hum. wuz srprzd tcw see the old bote
that uste tew kerry ioaX ovurtide few the
wharph. Tina he'd changed the naim nv
it tew Nigiant, bekaws under It's prozunt
kommandur, Harry Van Tassle, il kood
beet evurything on the harbur. 1t WIZ
not on that. howsumever that we krost,
but on the li.tul bote kalld Progress, a
J Republican bo.e run hi sum distunt rel
lytivs nv prezedunt HARRISON.
Fur the iuSt time in menny weaks. l
kood salty lecv the ilundS. OWN few the
phakt tibet Grovur he'd thru hiz mantll.
the mantil Nv the L. :. euvurnmun,
ovur the III republic. VIZ no .ongur
neadid. Besides this | he'd resccvd
pressin invites time ana asin few kun
hum and iine The III Nal;ee. the 4;h par
tee, moan e. the Noppylus's.
1t creevs III. Nar: Few 81: loose iium
the old pa,:ee wh:t. her s:oNl iur one>t
mummy. hi wages. and -oN times evur
sense Jaksou> ia. hi: than: mi intiew-
ence wood te Yhe,: ,,;oA. y. miNin III with
a small rar;ee than !. wol<i IN HE CRATE
dimmokrasee. In u;a,ir wu,t>. / will he
plezun.er lew ae l;ne anurs phoolS than
few BE- a phu,c aulun- kin->-seeH
But wish !: d:st;nkly undul>.ud iNet
l ayn; 10 soaTheai. nur ;auswump. l
studded this subjek ,cnc time, and kon-
klewdid tina. "vox poppylust WIZ voN
Del" 80 I tumbulld. hey no hand
pheelins a-in the o,d pa,tee tibet ovur-
thru McKinlayi SIN and chokt oph the
Koxyites, but ez l sel bee4, the wurld
likes sumthin MI.
In order few 40phy miselph agin the
shallo argymunts Nv the uthur 3 parties,
spent sum time with an ass-toot fylosy-
phcr at Montcsayno, hoo told me he wuz
Able tew post me on the doktrins NV the
partee in a short time. He explained the
meanin Nv awl the hard phraziz, scch q
"gold bugs" plutokrats," and "refcrcn-
dunn" He TUX me thru long and short
katekisum, and wen KUN out NV the
offs Nv that man phelt like ez if l he'd
TUX a Turkey bath. wuz very glad tew
hev mi kloze awl on, and mi skin hull !;
tho mi he'd pheelz like a bushell baskit-
pretty likely bekaws | hev he'd sech a
powerful lot NV argymunts beet intew it..
THAR wuz thing didn't seam tcw suite
the Montesayno phelur. Wen tridc the
nu line Nv argymunt kept gettin oph on
the Dimmekratik side, and pruvin tew
mulch tibet he didn't want pruved. l sed ,
the DimmekratS hev awl yewr best thco-
riz Nv guvurnmunt, and the Republicans
hev awl that it is nessessary tew kondem
and the Prohibishunists hev awl the
moral theoriz and good deal moar, SO
wots the yewse NV 18th partee? He got
awphul red in the Ease, and stood up as
hi ez kood mak himselph reetch, then he
, let phly at me thusly "Yew air hoap-
liss kase, Sage, yew hev got the doktrin
wv the old partec tew deep down tcw evun
be kured. Yew will put hoo doc on the
hull kampain, and rcwin our partee."
l sed, IF yew air Abel, tri me on
wunce moar, think kin lurn yewr kat
tckisum."
lie TUX me intew the bab room NV hiz
offs and drawd his cheer up tcw mine
and began tcw whisper ez ii the walls he'd
ears. He told me in the greatist konfc-
Ounce tibet wot emmy poitikul partee
wants IL few win. lie sed we koodnt
alluz be tew particelcr about the manner
in wich we perseedid, the end wud justify
the means. He told me all about the
want. misuree, paupurism, krime, ct set
try, that he'd ben kawzea bi parties in
power, showed me how Grovur's elckshun
he'd brawt annurky and bizniss rewn tew
our land; and then he showd how the
Republicans were still wus, and if tina got
intew oils agin, tina wud wurk at the
tarif the nekst yeers tew git it bak aein
tew the McKinlay standard, and so if the
kentry doant so to the dawgs we hcv got
tew elekt the Poppylust tikit.
sed, 'wot about the Prohis >"
co." sed he, "tha air set nv faynat-
iks; tina no THAR isn't sost NY eho fur
THAR tikit."
Sed l, "will ycw pledje me yecr's sal
ury ii the Poppylusts shud aNlao git
lepht?"