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The herald., 1894-12-11
MARSHAL CARDS OFFICE
A DER0GATORY RUMOR DENIED
BY GEORGE DENIS.
His Office Was Loosely Managsd and
National Examiners arc Try
ing to strsightsn
Matters.

For several days rumor has been
going the rounds of the town to the
effect that Gao. f. Gard. the ex-U United
States marshal for the southern district
of California, was involved in some OF.
fetal difficulty. When the motion was
made by District Attorney George Denis
yesterday morning in the circuit court
requesting that Mr.. Gard be summoned
to appear in court and bring with him
all papers in his possession tending to
throw any light upon the administration
OF his office, all unservsd processes, and
the stub book showing what moneys
were paid out by him, it was limited on
the streets more openly than before that
+ the marshal had not attended to his
duties as he should have done.
A HERALD reporter called upon
United States District Attorney Dens
last evening at his home on Providencs
street, and asked him 10 either confirm
or deny the rumors.
II will saw" said Mr.. Denis, "that
! there is absolutely no truth in the
stories rejecting on Mr.. Gard, and that
upon the contrary, the government
ewes Mr.. Gard large sums OF money
WHlcn WOuIu nave Deen phlu long ago
had the Office been syste mstically kept
and a demand made for the amounts
due when they accrued.
MIR. Gard certainly conducted his
Office in very loose and unbu.inesslike
manner. For instance. if the Office con.
tracted a bill for stationery. printing or
anything else, when the bill was pre-
sented the creditor was told to call
again. He kept calling. and not getting
his money, he appealed to the attorney
general at Washington. These de.
mands kept going to the national capi-
tai, together with demands for jury fees,
until they accumulated to such an ex-
tent that the attorney-general became
tired OF the pressure of creditors. and
sent couple OF examiners to Los Ange-
les, who are now here, and have been
here for some time.
Another thing. Gard has several
hundred processes which have net been
served aud no return has been made.
He cannot keep them for years without
serving them, although the law permits
him to take them with him at the ex-
piration of bis term OF office and serve
them, and he will be paid for the work.
When he produces those processes in
court 1 presume that he will report that
the defendants could not be found, and
then Judge Ross can make an order di-
recting him to make the proper return"
The herald., 1894-12-11
Used q Broad Knife.

Wallace Collins, a cook in Browns 8
cafe on Second street, WAS given pre-.
liminsry examination in Justice Sea-.
mans court yesterday on charge Of
assault with a deadly weapon. Last
Sunday he got into row with Julius
Lambert, a waiter in the same restau.
rant. and before the quarrel had ended
the tcook struck Lambert over the head
with a big bread knife. Collins was
held to answer to the superior court
with bail fixed at $1,000.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Papa schurtz' Farewell.

On the 17th inst. Papa Schurtz will
sell the Palace saloon at auction. Dur
ing the last week OF his management
he anticipates that his host Of friends
will show their appreciation OF his past
hospitality by bestowing liberal pat
ronage. During the week Professor
Musso and Professor Shuitz, the we'll
known cornetist. will dispense choice
classical music. and everything will be
done to fttingly celebrate the close of
the saloon which has been so carefully
managed for five years.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Wanted on a Felony Charge.

A complaint was sworn out in the
Justice court yesterday for the arrest OF
D. GARNER, q we'll known Frenchmsn OF
the city. William MoDermott swore to
the complaint, which charges Gsrnier
with felony in failing to return horse
and buggy which were hired last Sstur-
day. The rig was worth $500.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Heavy Sentence for Tramps.

The police judges have started a CRU
sade against the tramps who in count.
less numbers invade the city. Yester-
dav morning 20 specimens of the genus
hobo were taken before Judge Austin.
Every one OF them WAS given a sentence
of 80 days in the chain gang. and were
allowed until 5 p. m. to get out OF town.
Any OF those sentenced who are found in
town will be arrested and committed to
serve sentence. Judge Seaman treated
10 or Is other tramps similarly.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Diam mOnd-Straet Auctinn.

An auction sale OF residence lots 'front.'
,, ing on First street and Temple will be
held tomorrow by G.. A. Sumner q Co.
There will be q great chance for bar
gains, ss this is the first auction OF the
season. Get particulars at l34 S. Broad.
way, and don't forget to attend the sale.
Temple-street cars pass the tract.
The herald., 1894-12-11
DIE d..

WISE-Dece Der 9th. ut II M, Mrs. J. Isabe Ia
Wise, wife OF Z. +. Wise and mother OF Cal-
ley 3. Wise aud Mrs. X. Mae Sickler, age
"a years, months and 2 days.
Funeral from lare residence, 1917 Essex
street. at 2 pm. on Tuesday, December 11th.
KING-In this city, December 10, 1894. Mrs
K. King. native of New York, aged 63
years. FrieudS and acquaintances are re-
sDectfully invited to attend The funert
Tuesday. Dec IL, at 2 p. M, from the fam.
lily residence, sos Bartlett st.
Funeral in charge Of Orr & PAtter on.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Lying Caused Him Trouble.

The other day in the police court Neil
Nsbor, a tramp, told the Judge very
plausible story. The fellow was on trial
for vsgrancy or drunkenness, and he
promised that if he should be allowed to
return to his hons in Pasadena he
would never get drunk again. 1t is now
quite evident Nabor had no home in
Pasadena or anywhere else, for he got
drunk again and yesterday appeared in
Judge Seamsn's court. His untruthful
story went against him and he was sen,
to the chsingsDg for go days. Ben Hea'
ton. another bad character, got 10 days
for imbibing too freely of the corn ex-
tract
The herald., 1894-12-11
HOLLENBRCK.

K Fisher, Santa Barbara; l Cole, w
Cleaver, H Marsh, K Olson. Chicago: Mr. and
Mrs W Hazard. Miss NJ Russell, A w Thorn
dixie, san Diego F & Hampson, Chino: l II b
Chamblin, Riverside; N Blackstock, Ventura;
5her, If, santa Paula; w B Wilsnire. II
Hart, w Clark, w Currier, Milzner, r
Rupe, 4 Jeffrey, + ID J Rice San Francisco
C F Wilson, Miss II R Wilson, Bakersfield; ]
Patton Vanderbilt: Mrs II Pettingill, hed.
land>; Hall, Pasadena: ] l. Campbell, San
Bsrnardino Mr. and Mrs NJ Wo fl, Hueneme
A Williams. Santa Paula; Ed Mendelson
Capistrano; Zeiger, AlbuqueIque; w l. Ham,
lin, Pomona.
The herald., 1894-12-11
More discriminating Cards.

Herman Henris appeared in the
United States district court yesterday
before Judge Ross, to plead to two
charges of having vialsted the postal
laws by mailing obscene and libelous
postal cards. Before doing 80, however er.
his attorney presented demurrer to
the indictments against him. which was
overruled. Henris thereupon entered
his plea of not guilty in each instance,
and upon motion of the United States
attorney both cases were continued for
the term, and placed on the January
calendar to be set.
The herald., 1894-12-11
TINGS.
Wagner's Kimberley,

15s n. Main, opposite old court house. Specs
ard eyeglasses a speciality. Fine watch and
jewelry repairing. Also diamonds and fine
jewelry at lowest figures Wagner, the old re-
liable ieweler.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Hoods Pills cure all liver ills

Neitzke & Speck, funeral directors and EN-.
balmers, 256 South Main street. Tel. l349.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Attend tho Sale

And don't lose the chance o. lifetime to buy
an oil lot at your own price. Diamond street
auction sale tomorrow c. A. Sumner & Co.,
134 g. Broadway, will give you particulars.
The herald., 1894-12-11
OurHome Brew.

Maier & Zobelein's lager, fresh from their
bre very, on draught in all the principal sa-
looms; delivered promptly in bottles kegs.
Office and brewery, Ala Also street, ,ee
phone 81.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Sons of st. George.

The following officers of the Sons oi
st. George were installed last evening
Worthy president, Robert Sharp worthy
vice-president. j. M. Bowles; worthy
messenger. Walter R. Bullock; worthy
assistant messenger. F. j. Moore
worthy treasurer. Thos. Shopper; worthy
secretary, Fred Renshaw ; worthy assist
ant secretary, w. H. Ashe; worthy
chaplain. Arthur ]. Munton worthy in.
side sentinel, VIM. Meek; worthy out
side sentinel, Harry Fowler; representa-.
tive to grand lodge. Thos. Pascoe; trus-
tees. F. Fl. Neal, r. G. Beadon, II. W.
RanahaM
The herald., 1894-12-11

Mirrors, both French and German plate, can
now be had at a great saving on former prices
French mirrors. both plain and beveled; also
peveled plates made to order. All work guar
anteed. II. Raphael & Co., 44O $. Spring st.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Orohsrd,sts. Look Out,

Don't buy any trees until you have consulted
Jerome Caldwell, general agent Alexander &;
Hammon's nurseries. Biggs, Cal. Office, Natick
house, Los Angeles
The herald., 1894-12-11
kidney Trouble Cured.

LONG BEACH, Cal, Oct 81, 1s94.-D W
Fletcher of this place makes the following
statement: -Four and one half bottles of Hoods
ssrsspsrills have cured me of a very bad case
of kidney trouble"
The herald., 1894-12-11

Eugene Estees, Los Angeles. s................. 30
Sarah Ann Standish Peuritto, W. Va....... 3S
Joseph W Swanwick, Los Angeles. ........ :6
Henrietta st. Barbe English, Alhambra %
John G. Cushmau, Fargo, N. D............. 35
Cornelia NJ. Week, Los Angeles s.......... %
W. Henry Barker Los Angeles ............ 81
Mide /. Scovel, Los Angeles. .,,............. "a
George Otto Monroe, Monrovia. ............ 26
Annetta Evans, Monrovia. %
Herman Smith, Los Angelo. %
Hetiy Mann, Los Angeles. ........, .......... II
Lewis E. Frick, Burlingame, Kas........... so
Marian Q. Hood, Los Angeles 49,. ......... AZ
The herald., 1894-12-11

Try our Columbian lump coal, So per ton
delivered to any part of the city. Hancock
Banning 130 West Second st.
The herald., 1894-12-11
Fine Fruits and Vegetable,
CnlunhiRn Coal.

Everybody says Richardson, Lowry & Co.,
100 K. First ST., have the incest and clean IS
fruit store il Los Angeles. Telephone 1873.
The herald., 1894-12-11

Try gal. Maltese club whiskey. $3.50,
unsxcelled for purity and flavor. T Vache
& Co., cor. Comerc'l & Alameda. tel. 800.
The herald., 1894-12-11
The Finest FIavored Oysters

In bulk and cans, TO cents, fnll quarts; fine, fat
and juicy. Cans, so cents. Discount to hotels
and restaurants. Fred Hanimans Mott Market
The herald., 1894-12-11
Guitar LeseOua
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

Spanish method, rapid and progressive, by
Prof. Arevelo, room 126 Wilson block.
The herald., 1894-12-11

Kregelo & Bresee, funeral directors,
Broadway and Sixth etreet. Tel. 243.
The herald., 1894-12-11
ston Paying Rsnt hy Buildine

Through the Savings Fund and Building So
ciety of Los Angeles. Monthly payments.
Twelfth annual series now open. E. H. Grasett,
secretary, room l03 Wilson block, First and
Spring.
The herald., 1894-12-11

Use GERMAN FAMILY soar.
The herald., 1894-12-11

Fitzgerald, house and sign painter. 222
Franklin telphone 1449. Low prices.
The herald., 1894-12-11
SANTA FE SERVINGS
Medical and Surgical Ssnitariun

Twelve miles from Los Angeles, via Santa 70
railway. The place for he weary to rest and
the sick TO get well. Bot and cotd sulphur
baths at popular prices Correspondence soltc>
tied. 9-20 ON
The herald., 1894-12-11
Diamond street auction sale tomorrow.

Wall paper house of the coast s2s s. Spring.
The herald., 1894-12-11
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Diamond street auction sale tomorrow
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

Oily Olney, attorney general of the
Uoited States, says the states have
no rights that the national govern
ment is bound to respect That was
demonstrates il Sacramento ON the
10th, when company of United
States soldiers marched in to a dis
drict court room and endeayored to
take three prisoners out of the court,
who were then being tried for ''delay-
ing mails The soldiers did not
take the men, however, because the
spectators defended the prisoners
and the court against the national
mob. What is this country coming
to, or what has it come to?-Indus-
trial Educator, Fort Worth, Texas.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

One of the beauties of the tariff leg.
islation just passed is the discrilnl.
nation made by the "reformers.
While the rich are to enjoy the privi.
leges seemed in their behalf, the mas.
ses who are the large consumersof ne
cessitics are to be compelled to pay
an increase price for the carpets they
will buy IN the future. With all eye
single to the interests of the '.deal
people" the duty on carpets has
been increased - to Is per cent.
In consequence, a rise in the carpet
market mag he anticipated in a few
days.-Dayton, O., Sentinel.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

The de mocrats who said 1--WE want
a chance and then if the party does
not give relief We are going to leave
it," can now be found saying that their
majority is republicanized, that they
are not true democrats. We told you
long ago that there was no difference
between the two parties and you have
just discovered that it is tue. Don't
you think the same kind OF republi-
canized democrats will be elected in
the future? We do. Even for con
gress in this district you have a can
didate who says he is in favor of a
"parity" and wants Enaland's consent
to coin silver.-PittsAeld, Ill.,, Advo
cate.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30


so long as the management of the
Republican party remains in the
hands OF the present leadership there
is no hope for the people for that
form of government lnauguratcd b,
the martyr, Lincoln. An era of cor
poration set in upon the announce
ment of his going out. The Republi-
can tendrils which reach out into all
parts of the country, band of men
who are running politics for what
there is in it. Patriotism is no mo-
tive to actuate them on.-Dayton. o.,
Sentinel.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

Tie republicans held power for
thirty years, ran the country in the
ground and were kicked out for incom.
petence and corruption. The demo.
Gratis were full power and completed
the ruin by following in the footsteps
0: their predecessors. The absolute
necessity of a new deal aud new
party is too PLAIN for argument. I'm.
less the piratioal Grew is thrown ever.
board and honest sailors given charge,
the Ship of State will get completely
wrecked on the breakers of Cane
Observation-Disclosures.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

Observe that the northern republi-
can press is pleased with the defeat of
Popullsts in Alabama and Tennessee
and the Southern democratic papers
are delighted when Populism meets
a reverse in the North These old
papers hate Fopulism so badly that
they forget to hate each other. 1t is
Populism against the field.-Noncon-
fOrmist.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

The Kansas state treasury shows a
cash balance of $393, ,4a0ls. 1t
would be we'll for the people Of Ohio
to have a Populist state government
for few years. Heretofore, our
balances have been on the wrong side
Of the ledger-Cleveland, O., Forum
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

When you can not meet truth aud
logic with any sensible objection. just
yell anarchy and tramp and bloody
revolution and YOU will be accounted
wisely in the estimation of those of
the same stamp as yourself.-Pits-
field, ILL.,. Advocate.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

In the South the old parties are sup
pressing the.Populist revolt by fraudu-
lent counting of votes. In the North
they break up Populist meetings and
conventions. s.-Nouconformisl
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-08-30

Every time We make q millionaire
We make 10, 600 industrial slaves to
him.-lowa Populist
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

To secure n normal aud regular
tissue change throughout The body usc
Baudteth'. PILE. This tissue meta
morphosls consists Ia constantly pro.
ccculng waste 0f tissue nud IT, fegeu.
Grafton. BtAndruth's FlIis are the
best solvent Of the products Of ditiL.
tegratlou VI the Tissues anu Increases
their elasticity. They ate an Alternative
and aliminauvr remedy, which allay
Irritation aud remove 0lstuOtiOu by
aiding nature aud are OF great benefit
In cases oi temporary ami habituul
constipation, torpid liver, bilIousnesf,
headache, indigestion, rheumatism ami
diseases arising from an impurn state
Of the blood.
Brandrelh's PMS arc purely vegt-
table, absolutely harmless, aud eaie 10
take az Any time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

A case was being heard Ia O Berlin law
court thcother day, and tho evidence Of
q lady wa, being taken, whom suddenly,
apropos OF nothing In particular, tho
judge said struly, "Doyou like potatoes,
madam" Naturally tho people In court
wore much surprised, and their surprise
was intensified when the judge proceed
ed 10 make gr.mscgs az the witness and
to talk at random on homogeneous sub
jects. The unfortunate gentleman had
TO DO led from tho bench and placed I'M
der the cage Of a Eceper.-Loudon Tit
Bits,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

warm f1r the season. Men we're dry
aud csnitels empty, and on Driving
at the wstor orders were given not o.
usB a cup buj 10 take u ty "word VI
mouth" Atoncu tie whole army was
either lying or klseling Town dri hing
from tho httlu mud puddle'. Somehow
0f other 70 brought 90 my mind Gideon
aud his men, especially his three hun
drcd that lapped wafer with their
tongues a. recorded Voc Judges, Ith
chapter. II. W. BOILER.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

On June 23ri AnI 2i,h, tho Rio
Graude Western makes you n rate Of
s25 round trip to Denver Prominent
Republican Leaders and friends will
take the II. q. W. train No 4, leaving
Salt Lake at 1925 9. M, June 23rd, A..
irving In Denver next evening. 5poc-
igl sleeper will be- provided, Tickets
via II. q. W. will bo good Tor s,0u
over at GItnwood, Leadville, Mani.
tou, ColuuJ0 Springs aud other fam.
Gus resorts. Trains will be- met by
Colorado Republicans az various points
aud f0usIur tins a. assured,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23
IuoITains 90 nIugnan Daily /.

Elective June 10Th, tho Rio Gnuia
Western Railway will run two trains
daily between Salt Lake aud Blng.
hum:
Leave Salt Lake sos a. M ATrive
Biug am 1905 A. M.
Leave Salt Lake y, m. Arrive
Bingham $3.50 .. M.
Leave Bingham a. m, Arrive
Salt Lake 0:i5 q. m.
Leave bingham i.lJ p. m. Arfiye
Salt Lake o:iO p m. Through cars on
all tuins.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23
ESTATES.
LAND CASES.

Persons having land contracts, or
whose patents arc delayed. should con.
suit Chas, W. Stayner He has just
returned from Washington, where he
has been conducting successful
practice in the General Land Office.
Congressional work attended to. Office
McComiek.Richards Building, salt Lake
City.
Correspondence solicited. Send
stamped envelope Tor reply
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

In accordance with the request OF a
society called the Daughters Of the
American Revolution some pinches Of
earth have been taken from LatayottoB
grave, in tho Picpus cemetery, by order
Of the inius.e OF the interior. A tree
Of liberty in commemorltiou Of the
American revolution Is to DO planted In
san Francisco, end the earth is to DO
placed AT its base. Paris Cor, London
Telegraph.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23


This valley n not only foil OF HE.
toricai "reminiscences, but n one Of the
finest agricultural, fruit growing aud
daitying countries Ia the world. The
place Tor the farmer, the manufacturer,
the dairyman aud tho stock raiser.
The hills are full Of iron orc and coal,
aud the valleys abundantly productive.
The climate IL golden mean, pleasant
In summer ana delightful Ia winter
Tho water IL abundant aud pure.
Lznds are cheap aud eau be secured
10y hOmeseekef4 on the most favorable
terms. Come and look over this
region, while the growing crops anu
grass demonstrate the fertility Of the
soil aud the gvnialty Of the climate.
II you wish ~ make au investment
that you will never think Of except
with uuallOysd pleasure, or 10 secure a
home which will be the delight Of
yourself and family, don't Let this Or
portunity pass unimprOyei, This IL
not the voritable Garden NJ Eden, but
It l. one " the bet regions % be- found
In the best country In the world. For
further information, call on OF address
NJ. v. Richards, Land And ImmigtA
ton Agent, B. & o. r. h., Baltimore
Maryland.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23
Dcn,sr aud iIgiu1u-iiaif naic

On June 28rd ana gan, tho Rio
Grande Western sells round trip tick.
every body and tickets will be- good fot
thirty days. T.cNets viii also be- good
Tor stop over NJ MRnitOu, Gleuwo9d
aud other famous spots IN Colorado.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

Tho IN oct striking ivaturr Of the age
Il best shown In the new White SOW
ing machine. Superior 10 all 0thefs,
they are sold Mt lowest pricos aud on
easiest terms by l.. \. Hail, ~ west
First South street Call AMI examine
OH " Ilin Tor nITrmIar luI MINI.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23
20 IMPROVED TAHus-ToH SAIL

- IMPROVED tAuua=tuN SAIL
ruttI $40.
We want twenty 1--WE families 10
each purchase farm OF 90 acres, loo
sted Ia the State OF Maryland. LauiH
are improved, some timber on each
arm, watofed by syringe. near railroad
ana town. ptIce, so per acrc-terms
ensy. Fine location Tor colony. We
also have 5000 acres improved land for
sale Al SIS pof acre. Address, NJ. v.
Richatds, Land & immigration Agent,
b. a q. H. r., baltimore. Maryland.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

That famous mountain SPOT is easily
reached by the Il. a.. W. Leave Salt
Lave at sos a. M, arrive WasatCh
$3.50 . m, Leave Wasatoh i.lO y. NJ,
arrive Salt Lsku AT b.il o.. m. Fare
only slOO ROUND trip daily. Tickets
good Tor ten days nte sold nj sl,6O.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

Look nt those LAdics' home mad o
Cape. Menus ready made Suits A.
JOnn &. Cutler q Bros, 80 Main Street
They also make Mems aud Buys' Suiis
from Provo Cagsimurua Vt reasonable
rrfn.a
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

Dr. Burrows, OcuIist, Aurlst aud Op.
tlcian. spsctaolus fitted. Commercial
Bloch,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

Tickets on sale June 23td and 2i.h,
good for return IN 80 days. The short.
pBt and fastest line.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23
Mn..Irh.

Detective eyrslght properly COT.
fectrd. Utah Optical Cos 90 West
second South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

Utah Optical Co., 20 wost Second
south.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-06-23

only s2a to Denver snd Return. via
the Onion unetfle.