The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1894-06-30
PuNoENT PARAGRAPHS.

III IL a. IuiBueN Sou Uoy wiz iiNcs
to have his school teacher meet his
parents. = Boston Transcript.
--"What made you cry out so terribly
in your sleep last night?' Adele-"O.
had an awful dream! thought
went to the theater with a little fiat
bonnet on. n."---Inter Ocean.
Rest and change are good for peo-
pie" said the wife as she rose in the
night to- rifle her husbands pockets.
1--WE had rest, and now think I'll
have little change. Buffalo Courier.
-Harduppe-"I have to pay my tailor
tomorrow. II ! should be a little
short will you assist me?" Golightly-
Certainly. I'll help you to throw the
fellow downstairs. "-Lustigc Blactter,
Berlin.
Madam Newriche: IL want first
class passage to Havre. The agent OF
the Standard line: Yes, ma'am.'
Madam .Newriche: and | insist upon
having n smooth passage, no matter
what the cost
Garry any life insurance?' "Ies.
$40, 600 in favor of my wife" ''Should
think you'd be ashamed to look her in
the face" ''Wha-what for?' 'For
living. What excuse do you give her?"
indianapolis Sentinel.
Hasn't there been something of a
coolness between you and Reginald?
said the inquisitive girl 30, yes" was
the reply. "Wc were eating ice cream
together only last night. t."-Washington
Star.
Doctor feeling patients pulsc,-
"Do you eat well?" Patient-"I do"
Doctor-"Do you sleep wcll?" Patient
Yes" Doctor--"Well, then, / will
give you something to take away all
that"-Ilarvard Lampoon.
He drew her close to his bosom.
Zone heart" he whispered. sis all
want" She smiled radiantly Yes
- Her voice was low and musical.
more would be superfluous, as the
circulatory system is arranged"-De-
troit Tribune.
-Mother-''You have drawn that
donkey very nicely, Johnny, but you
have forgotten one thing. Where is
his tail?' Johnny-"O, that donkey
doesn't need any tail There are no
| flies on him. Once IA Week.
II never saw such fellow as
Bank" remarked a man about town.
He is always challenging someone to
play poker" YES. He'goes about, so
to speak, with stack of chips on his
shoulder. r."-Washington Star.
you try electricity for your baldness!".
Caraway-"E Electricity? What good
could that possibly do me? Does it
make the hair grow?' Cumso-'Best
thing you could use-sure to give you
shock. Harvard Lampoon.
Miss Emerson Glayshiel (of Boston)
What manner of man. do you sup
pose, would be best fitted to reach my
hcart?" Mr.. Manhattan (shuddering)
something in the line of Arctic eN-
plorer. l should imagine. st. Louis
Post Dispatch,
-Kitty-"Why can't dey stop desc
ears at de forst crossin' stead of de sec
ond?" Jimmy-'Ain't you on? Dey
saves themselves from haulin you crost
de street. see? It's Il cold day wen Il
corporation don't git de best of it,
indianapolis journal.
Crossing the street the other day I
heard the sharp. warning bell of a
safety and looking down the street
saw Il small boy of about ten years old
riding madly along at full speed. with
several others at his back. Just then
an old gentleman stepped feebly into
the street. not hearing the bell. The
boy dashed reclllessly by me and
straight at him, yelling like mad The
poor old man gave one spasmodic jump
towards the sidewalk, and the boy.
swerving just in time to avoid col
lision. said. well, you're spryer than 1
thought yer"' and disappeared around
the next corner.-llarvard Advocate.