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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-10-20
NOTICE.
To All Whom 1t May Concern !;
Oct15.30

To All Whom It May Concern;
By order of the Common Council of
Dalles City, made and entered on the
3rd day of October, 1894, notice is here
by given that said City Council is about
to proceed to order and make the i'm
provement in Union street, in said City,
as hereinafter stated, and that the cost
of such improvent will be levied upon
the property adjacent thereto, and said
improvement will be made unless with
in fourteen days from the final publica-
tion of this notice the owners of two
thirds of the property adjacent to said
street, about to be improved, shall file
their written remonstrance against such
improvement as by charter provided.
about to be made is as follows, to-wit:
To improve and grade Union street in
said city, thirty feet in width in the
center thereof, from the intersection of
Tenth street to Thirteenth street; thence
west one block to Liberty street; thence
south one block to Fourteenth street |;
thence west on Fourteenth street four
blocks to Trevitt street; thence south
one block to Fifteenth street; thence
west on Fifteenth street two blocks ter
minating at the intersection of Fifteenth
and Mount Hood streets.
All of said improvement will be con-
structed in accordance with the provi-
sions of ordinance No. 270, which passed
the Common Council of Dalles City May
10, 1898.
Dated this 18th day of October, 1894.
DOUGLAS S. DUFUR,
Oct15-30 Recorder of Dalles City.
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NAPOLEON FOND OF HOMER.
He Thought the Poet Was the Encyclo-
pedia of HIs Time.

He Thought the Poet Was the Encyclo-
pedia of His Time.
The emperor, says Figaro, admired
Homer in every way, and thus ex-
pressed himself on the subject:
FsThe Iliad, as much as Genesis and
the Bible, is the sign and token of its
time. Homer in his work is poet, ora<
tor, legislator, geographer and theo-
logian; he is the encyclopedias of his
time. Homer is inimitable. Father
Hardouin had the temerity to 'impugn
this sacred monument of antiquity
and to attribute it to a monk of the
tenth century, an impertinent imbc-
cility. Never have been struck with
his beauties as now Qs16), and the SEN
sations which he aroused in me confirm
the justice of the appreciation accorded
to him by the whole world. What
strikes me especially in reading the
pages of his work is the grossness of
the customs as compared with the ele-
walton of the thought of the epoch. We
see heroes killing their own beef, pre-
pairing it with their own hands, and
yet pronouncing discourses of rare e1o-
quence and worthy of high civiliza-
ton. In the Odyssey I greatly disap-.
prove of the combat of Isus against
Ulysses on the threshold of his own
palace, both disguised as beggars. I
consider this episode wretched, coarse,
unbecoming and unworthy of a king. \
y And then, after having eliminated
everything that find Objectionable, 1
feel what still affects me, put myself
in his place, am seized with the fear
of being beaten by a common fellow.
1t is not given to every prince, to every
general, to have the shoulders of his
guards or of his grenadiers, to convert
himself into street porter at will.
''The good Homer remedies all this
by making his heroes so many collosi;
but this is not the case with us. What
chance would we have if we still lived
in the happy days in which physical
strength was the real scepter? 1t would
come to this, that Noverras, my valet,
who waits upon US, would be king over
US all. We must agree, then, that civ
ilization does everything for the mind,
and favors it exclusively at the expense
of the BODY
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ADIvertinp Decision.

The mayor of Folkestone, England, is
also a committing magistrate, and some
years ago, when Mr.. Baker occupied
that responsible position, his decisions
were always honest, but highly divert
ing. One day boy was brought be-
fore his honor on the charge of steal
ing gooseberries. Baker turned over
the pages of Burns Justice but not
being able so find the article he want
ed in the book, which is alphabetical
ly arranged, he lifted up his spectacles
and addressed the culprit thus: ''My
lad, it's very lucky for you that, in
stead or stealing gooseberries, you were
not brought here for stealing goose.
There is a statute against stealing
geese, but can't find anything about
gooseberries in this book. So, let the
prisoner be discharged, for I suppose it
is no offense." And so the culprit es-
capped to sjoy and the extreme delight
of the audience
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-10-20

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Unnamed ais Opponent.

Dramatic effects are hazardous agen-
cies to use, as it is not impossible to
spoil them by an anti-climax-
member of the English parliament
found when, at the close of fiery ad-
iuration to the government to declare
war, he cried out: tsUnsheath the
swordl'' and, drawing dagger, threw
it on the floor. ''Ah!'' coolly said an
opponent; s'there is the knife, but
where is the forlz?'' A shout of laugh
ter was the result.
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All Free.

Those who have used DIR. Kings New
Discovery know its value, and those who
have not, have now the opportunity to
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as copy of Guide to Health and House
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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-10-20

For the many accidents that occnr
about the farm or househould, such as
burns scalds, bruises, cuts, ragged
wounds, bites of animals, mosquitoes or
other insects, gals or chafed spots, frost
bites, aches or pains in any part of the
body, or the ailments resulting from ex-
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Bucklen,s Ar1nca sa1re.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
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Another Call.

All county warrants registered prior
to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre-
sentation at my Office. Interest ceases
after Sept. 10th. VIM. MICHEL,
County Treasurer
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"That was finished Sermon" re-
marked lady as she came out of church
yesterday. eyes. but L was afraid it
never would be,'' said her husband
Philadelphia Record.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-10-20

Nothing succeeds like success, and
one who has succeeded leaves much
to be quarreled over in his succession.
New Orleans Picayune.
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Cord Wood.

We again have an abundant supply of
dry fir and hard wood for immediate
delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to
be favored with liberal share of the
trade. Jos. 7. PETERS & Co.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-10-20

Dramatist-Thi joke is meant to hit
the big theater hat. Player-It will go
over the heads of the audience.-Detroit
Tribune.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1894-10-20

He-WiIl you come to my wedding?
She-Yes. Who are you going to
marry? He-Why, you.-Truth.
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See the WORLDS Fair for Fifteen Cents
Upon receipt of your address and fif-
teen cents in postage stamps, We will
mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio
of the worlds Columbian exposition,
the regular price is fifty cents, but as we
want you to have one, we make the
price nominal. You will find it work
o. art and thing to be priced. 1t con-
tains full page views of the great build
ings, with descriptions of same, and is
executed in highest style of art. If not
satisfied with it; after you get it, we will
refund the stamps and let you keep the
book. Address
H. E. BUcKLEN & Co.,
Chicago. III.
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rHE-DALLES.


Dufur, Oregon.
Gentlemen i:
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So give it to every one, with greetings
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Put on Your Glasses and Look at This.
From 800 to $4,000 to loan. Apply to
GEO. w. ROWLAND,
113 Third st, The Dalles. Or.
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First sweet thing-Isn't that a homely
man over there? Second sweet thing
Y almost as homely as the one next
ito him. F. S. T.-Who is he? S. S. T.
My husband. Who is the other2 F.
S. T.-mine.
The star., 1894-01-18
The Zumbro Maniac.

The following sa atirical compos itior
on the incarceration of a populist editor
in an insane asylum at Fergus Falls, te
vcid a bankers suit against him, comes
from our old friend the Hermit of Zum
bro," Minnesota. Any one familiar with
the wild and almost uninhabitable
region of the Zumhro, with it's deep
dark glens and gorges, it's mountainous
bluffs and landslide precipices, car
discover a wonderful likeness between
tho verse and the scenery where it wai
written.-F.
My Dear Doctor Fish,
ardently wish
you would visit my hut
On the Zumbrol
TO me things look hazy;
I fear am crazy!
Please call and learn
How it come sol
write this ten ballet"-
Having looked at my palate!"
For it sets me dreaming
In terrorl
Ny palate is ''arched!''
AS stiff as if starchedl
Doctor Jones says can't be
In error.
Alack and alas,
By peep in the glass,
detected my lips in
A "tremor!''
Oh think of my means
When great DR.. Jones
Says that lip has luny
Demeanor!
And thro' all my Lussles.
"twitching of muscles!'
My ideas not based upon
Reason''-
"Character maniacal,'-
mmobile!'-satirical!
Oh, send to the madhouse in
Season! ~-
I'll write you a homily
Upon this anomaly
OF shackling for "Biblical
Quotations!'
Doc Jones and Doc Welsh,
Both of them, belch-
Their right to enforce these
Privations!
Zum bro Hermitage,
Near Mazeppa, MINI.
The star., 1894-01-18
To Minnesota Subscribers.

Write to us just the same as you al
ways have. We will make the Mime
sofa page a live one. These four north
western States, Minnesota, North and
South Dakota and Montana, are all in
common interest. The G. w. and STAR
have fought battle for this northwest
The star., 1894-01-18

for four years-a battle which has borne
splendid fruit.
It is our hope, before year older, to
have Offices, or agents, at st. Paul, Bis
marck or jamestown and Butte. At all
events, keep us postedl
The star., 1894-01-18
The Courts.

troublous times. Following close up, n
the U. s. Circuit courts at New Orleans
and Toledo, which decided to put men
under bonds orin prison, who quit work
at will, came the U. S. court at Milwau-
kee ordering men not to quit work W der
penalty. Thus the latter court made
law Tor those out OF cou't and not under
summons.
And then comes the Srpre.ne court
of Minnesota, fullifying a "paternal"
law passed by the recent Minnesota
legislature constituting it as ''unconsti.
tutional.
Inasmuch as the unconstitutionality
was q matter of construction let us ex.
anime the matter.
The act was one prepared ap3 pre-.
sented to the Minnesota legislature at
it's last session, by Sen. J. B. Hompe,
and is known as the Duluth Elevator
bill.
It's object was of great national i'm.
portance. Duluth is not only the great
export exit for grain for the northwest,
but is becoming the controlling factor
of export for the nation at large-and in
it's growth threatens the supremacy of
Chicago in foreign trade. Although the
$500" canal is open only about seven
months in the year it's trade tonnage is
annually vastly greater than that of
Suez, with the British India, Continen.
tai and American eastern traffic.
The farmers of the northern and west
ern states have been laboring for years
under heavy burdens, in the grain traffic,
the fruit of confines and overshadow-
ing control, in Minnesota.
On account of these troubles the state
legislature has sought, not often sue
cessfully, to provide protection for the
grain raiser. Among these efforts are
the State Board of Railway and Ware
house Commissioners. But this plan
miscarried-the members being ap-
pointive, and the Republican plutoc-
racy being in control, No farmer has
ever been able to secure relief of gen.
eral character from that Board. But
the law recognized in the state the right
Of control under the law. And that
fact now becomes Of very great impor.
tance.
Another attempt at relief was the
construction of the inspection system.
This, also, has proven farce, inasmuch
as the grain is graded once for purchase
at the country station, and once for the
terminal market.
The latter inspection has no necessary
relation to the farmer. Nor does the
farmer dare to put the local inspection
in the hands of the state. The estate"
appears to be the terminal market!
However, the passage of the act, it's ex-
ecution for years, favorable or unfavor-
able. is another instance of the now
recognized power of the state, under it's
constitution, to paternalize and protect
the great basic industry Of the world.
The unspoken, and the generic (giving
birth, cause of effects,) reason of this
universal paternity of the state over
agriculture, is this fact: Not one dollar
of wealth ever existed on the face of the
globe, in the store, or from the factory
or mine, not produced from the farm.
Generic resources, basic activities,
foundation elements of human welfare,
as necessi ties of civilization, have al.
ways been paternalIy fostered. In this
country We paternally foster manu-
factures with the mistaken idea that
The star., 1894-01-18

amount, probably of $80O,O00.0OO a
year. This is about S12 per head for
every man, woman and child in the
nation annually the most awful tax
ever known in human history! The
principle involved in this tariff is a
paternal regard of government for
what is supposed to be a basic element
of the Commercial" (therefore "social")
structure.
In just so far-and no fart her--as en-
lightened intellect and blind resent
ment, yoked together has forced recogni-
tion, the state has thrown pretense of
fostering care around the real generic
basis OF human wealth and origin of all
income, just and unjust. tremendous
force of unspoken, intuitive FACT has
compelled these unsuccessful efforts of
legislation to paternalize itself over the
"producer.''
In somewhat blind, but just, and
defensible, and necessary furtherance of
paternalism upon the part of the state
over essential elements of life and
society-a bill was prepared and pre-
sented to the Minnesota legislature to
build great public elevators at terminal
points in export transit.
That this was necessary-primarily so
even to secure the simplest elements
commercial justice-is easily proven.
The juridical forms of society give no
more defensible principle to all society
than that of the ownership of property
This is primary. 1t is essential to a
social organism. But the farmer cannot,
under our elevator system, (fostered and
protected by the ''state'',) own specific
items of property in G, ain. The very
moment it enters an elevator it's identity
is lost-it is no longer specific item of
ownership.
"But," says the misguided court, "the
state steps IN and throws it's paternal
arms around the producer by providing
for grading-so that an equal grade is
subject to owne, ship and delivery"
All, but if this be TRUE-if this he true,
then the state is already paternity
and to further guard against tho weak
ness or failure of a system Of yesterday,
is not only as constitutional" as the
method then in vogue-but even more 80!
And the construction of an elevator to
protect the producer is as just and
reasonable, with it's self-supporting
features) as the construction of self
supporting inspection system.
Or, indeed, rs the building of bonded
whisky warehouses. Or, the building
of our not se]f-supporting asylums and
schools!
And, how vastly more just, and de-
fensible, aud "constitutionaP' to pre-
serve ownership, further wealth, without
increasing burdens, in this matter, than
to take by tariff from the pockets of
Hayseed John to put into the pockets of
Factory jim!
Or to give vast areas of land to build
railways! Or to seize the land Of Hay
seed John, for public use, by sequestra-
tion-and give it to Railroad Judas for
PRIVATE ownership!
And yet, after Judge Willis, of
Minnesota district court had passed
favorably upon the Hompe act, and
the elevator at Duluth was practically
begun-the supreme court steps in-and
nullifies the matter by constituting it
to be not a public improvement.
To Minnesota Subscribers.
The star., 1894-01-18
Oh Jones! JOnes!!

Uu JOu6S! JOucS!!
Poor Hoskins il unfortunate.
prison holds his bed
Jones says; "his palate is high arched,"
In fact, "bang -pala tedv'
There is twitching round hi nose,
His eyes are out Of gear,
His face is quite eXpretsionless.
A lobe on either ear!
Immobile smiles lurk round his lips
And tremble on his chin;
His hair is Goa r-s-e! Great Heavens!
that shows
Insanity within!!!!
He argues from certain point,
point to him quite plain,
Yet Mammon's ours would have us think
That Hoskins is insane!
Hoskins insane! it cannot be.
Sharp as fox instead!
Yet did h mi with bank affairs,
And got manipulated !!
He squints his eyes. and laughs, and smiles,
And ar CUES all in vain;
His face is still expressionless!-
,Tis Jones who is insane!!!!
Let Jones's hair be coarse or fine,
His eye.balls in or out of line,
His palate low-what then?
His muddled brain has made it plain,
That Jones Was very far from sane
Mad as setting hen!l LATHE
The star., 1894-01-18
: !. GROUNDED By MiSTERY!
A Great Mistake.

recent discovery is that headache,
dizziness, dullness, confusion Of the mind:
etc, are due to arrangement OF the nerve
centcrs which supply the brain with nerve
*orc.; that Indigestion, dyspepsia, neurs gia.
ina in stomach, etc, arise from the derange-
eny II the nerve centers supplying these Or
snns with nerve fluid or force. This is likewise
&c OF many diseases of the heart and lungs
The nerve system is like telegraph system,
as will be seen by the accOmpanYinR
The star., 1894-01-18

B. G Lamont just received $4,000
from the east for farm loans-low inter.
est to those having good security.
Office over Aberdeen post office.
The star., 1894-01-18

ut. The little
White lines re
the nerves which
convey the nerve
I re from t b 9
efJc ccnterS to
every part of the
Body, Just as the
e!ec ric current is
conveyed along
+ he telegraph
wires to e very
station, large or
smait. Ordinary
physicians fail to
rerard this fact;
instead of treat
ing the nerve CEN
te.'s for he cause
IF the disorders
arising therefrom
they Jre a t the
Dart !l'ected.
F"1nlIlin Miles,
NJ. D., Ii. B., the
II ~ celebrated
5De :ialis t and
The star., 1894-01-18

,tid ut OF nervous diseases, and author
1,f m my noted treatises on the latter subject,
= ttenant., and his Restorative Nervine
IS Dreplred on. that principle. Its success
III curing al diseases arising from defange-
f,l, as the thousands Of unsolicited testilno-
nj is A possession Of the company manufac-
turin: n, remedy amply prove.
"emedy for all nervous diseases, such rs
h'adl"he, nervous debility, prostration.
sep. IS ness. dizziness hysteria, sexual de-
sod i,y All druggis on positive guarantee,
= seat direct by the DR.. Miles Medical Co,
Eikhart, Ind, on receipt Of price, 81 per bot
Restorative Nervine positively contains no
)Diates or dangerous drugs.
The star., 1894-01-18

Send in a club to The STAR-ten weeks
for tencents in clubs o. ten.
The star., 1894-01-18

Warrant Call.
All warrants issued by Gem school
township and registered up, to date are
hereby called in for payment and will be
paid on presentation. Interest will
cease from this date. R. A. CANNING,
Treasurer.
Gem, S. D., Dec. 27, 1898.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-09-09
HIsTRIONIC ART GALORE.
Two of the Very Best of the
Seasons Attractions to Appear.
Monday Night We Arc Afforded oppor-
tunity to Witness u Presentation of
1.-THE Girl Left Behind Me-" to DO
Followed Tuesday Night by Milton
Mobiles.

The management Of the Academy OF
Music cannot be too severely criticised
for their exceedingly plain mistake in
booking attractions to appear at that
pretty little playhouse.
1t should be plainly evident to them
that Roa noke sheatre-gcers are not of q
sufficient number to properly support
two OF the leading. dramatic coups aies
OF the country, TO sppesr on successive
nights. Had The Girl Lsfs Behind
Me" and Milton Mobiles clever company
been presented with an interval OF a
week nothing would have delighted the
amusement seekers OF the city more.
1t is unfortunate that the manage.
ment booked the two companies as they
did, because it is hard to choose which
OF the two performances to attend. If