New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-01
THE TALH or THE DAY.

In -he Argentine Republic drunkaris are sentenced
% sweep the streets for eight days.
Mo;her-You can. stay in this hot city, wv
don't you tell your nuspahI YOU i"ue' ~ =" sa~
'' Brlie~i~r don't dare to.
"ff h says. NO shall be miserable becausl
can't 10. and II he says. 'Yes shall be rnisenss
because ne can live without me.'-tNew'IA
Weekly.
Live fish have been safely transmitted BY M
from India to London.
Little Dots it hotter in the country than N .
city?
Little Dot-Then why do mems wear thick cl'cs
and silk hats In the city. and then. when tney 81
the country. put on thin Clothes anu s"a" "~~
Good News.
The Rev Or. Griffith John. an American mssEs
arv at Shanghai. Gays that the opium habits o. "a
Chinese Will tell against them in case OF war
native writer. speaking OF the enormous deporia's'
o, opium from India TO China says 1T Is not cnf
thus the foreigners abstract many millions o. os'
money. but the direful Appearances seem 10 indiaa
a wish on their part 10 utterly root out and e.
,irpate US a people"
The teacher had up the class in primer OF raiu,
philosophy and she had tod the youngsters w
story Of Newton and the apple. -. .,,. q,
Now" she inquired. what makes the apps -
70 the ground % -.
Not a hand went up for some moments. and na
a dirty one belonging 10 a small boy slowly %"se
Il know" he said ,...
Wen smiled the teacher. approvingly tel To
class -. p....
the Philadelphia Press" has long article alsr
ing tina, the recen, "slum" repor, OF Mr. Caf'.u
Wright is misleading and valueless 80 far as F'~
dephia Is concerned.
Now" said the bird dealer ~ man care e.,
buy a parrot and asked you II the bird s"O's WIS.,
wy said the boy who wanted a iGG ~
sorter ac, id!otic Ike and pretend not 70 "a n
him yes."-(Cincinnati Tribune
American Literary Mantle erea, novel o. "a
age will be written by an American. The lac. =
myself could write 1t at any time II os''''
do So.
cynical Friend-Then why in thunder don't W
do so?
Simply because feel constrained TO ~Ti'e ~. ".
to the level OF the American girl. VINO y '"' - -.
cipal reader OF novels nowadays. As another -
American writer has recently snd' Shs y ' ;.
Madonna who strangles in her fond ei'''''' ne
American novelist: the Moloch upon whose
he sacrifices willingly or unwillinSy MS e"'"'
greatness.
Ye Sympathetic Friend.-George7Jaek, S S.5 yss
friendship more I'm in love with the belle q si
season. and promised her sail today. GuI csi
a run of bad luck last night. ana nave"
Jack-Too bad. ,.ov bmgs
Yes. | don't care for myself y you ike b:
such pity that charming cFea.., rong .
should be disappointed You have "''''
spare. haven't you?' . ~ my dear ~
oh plenty. Make yourself easy, t h'S r,ysg
She shant be disappointed. III taNe "''
(New-York Weekly
In sermon recently the Rev w." VII .dbs
Barton. OF Boston, said that a syihp"'"' rnsts
reminded him OF the old woman VINO .,p, 50
TO persuade her pig 20 jump over '"S uben the
she commanded the dog 10 bite the pig ,sst the
dog refused she commanded the stick " o,iered
dog Then. a. refusal followed refusal -, ousnch
the fire TO burn the stick. and the wave and the
the fire, and the OK to drink the "" hang tie
butcher 70 XIII the OK. and the rope .ud he
butcher and the rat 10 gnaw the roP' ,hs 81
cat 10 catch the rat. Here. by reason - ~, -
t,na animosity OF the cat against the ia" .,ln
ceeded The cat began 10 catch the Ia" u
RAT 10 save It's life began 10 gnaw 'ne ssnc|
the rope TO escape destruction began " !, bsr,
butcher and the butcher TO save MS uard.
TO kill the OK. and the OK began 10 u' ..s Ars 70
and the water to quench the fire' anu the dI
hurn the stick, and the stick 10 oea ,s sni
Thereupon the dog proceeded 10 p'e IA uonss
the mig Jumped over the stile. ana 'ne o ,ns fra
went on her way rejoicing ii"''
sympathetic strike on record. ,.,,a
An electric street car war In SaVaa, Ines and "
fares down TO the lowest posslpe neshort the ",
inhabitants now ride no matter II, ,rps the az,
lance il they have to go On snoIt The presosss,
cent and on long trips cents, to- 70 make all isy
OF one OF the companies threaten, has actus,s,
taken in more money during TIE ias YEAR. Thsirt
than during the same months ia double WIS.
WAS The motormen the elect,,,c arm. said o,
rally opposed to the cen; rate; worked on sSs
otonninr the car at every corner aO no easy thu
route. This working br raj so Constantly
and when we nave :, The eo war is the s are
quote director OF the Oldest rai'Ph" here to stay @
this fight for business ana We line can hold ops
and there Is b no S %s sers ss y
which Line ea me VIM IN and built roads MADE
H i,nes Which. by reason OF % Telegraph
lines improbable. (Philadeph'a