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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

In or about the premises where any such
tables are kept.
For license to run candy,
cigar or tobacco stand, or
stand where lemonade or any
other Notwithstanding drinks
are sold ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $3.50
FOR license for telephone COM
panies, each yearly. .......... 1000
For q license TO rent or loan mas
qurade ball costumes for each
ball or entertainment. ........ 500
Solicitors ofcrsyon, oil, or any oil
productions, OF for enlarging
portraits or other paintings
Except artists residing and do
ing above mentioned, work with
in this ctty). ................. 2.60
Express companies, yearly. -. 1000
Insurance agents, yearly. ..-... 7.s0
For oil and (or) gasoline wagons
each, yearly. .......n...... 500
Asssyers, yearly. ......,...... $50
SEc' s. No rebate shall be allowed
upon any license, unless in case where
in the party or parties to whom a
license has been Issued, has been dam
aged by fire OF other unforeseen
accident, or unless In case Of affection OF
poverty, and in such cases the City Couh-
ell shall have discre, ionafy power as TO
what. II any, amount shall be related.
SIC. L. All ordinances and parts Of
ordinances In conflict with this ordinance
shall be and are hereby repealed.
SEC. 8.-This ordinance shall be in
force on and after date.
Passed March Q, 1894.
Obey Ellingson, Mayor.
Messiah Evans City Recorder in and
for Lehi City do hereby certify that the
above 10 full, true and correct copy Of
an ordinance entitled ian ordinance
amending chapter 81 Of revised ordin-
snces Of Lehi City" passed March o, 1894
Mosiah Evans, City Recorder.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19
Ask Your Friend.

Who have taken Hoods Ssrsaparilla
what they thing it, and the replies
will be positive in it's favor. One has
been cured Of indigestion and dyspepsia,
another finds II indispensable for sick
headake, other report remarkable cures
Of scrofula, salt rheum others blood
diseases, still others will tell you that it
overcomes that tired telling" and so
on. Truly, the best advertising which
Hood'ssarsaparilla receives Ia the hearty
endorsement OF the army OF frirnds it
has Won by its positive medisinal,merit.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

DIR. p. A. Skinner, OF Texarkana,
Arkansas, is enthusiast in the praise OF
Chamberlain Pain Balm. He used it
for rheumatism, and says; 81 found II to
be a most excellent local remedy" For
sale by Peoples Coop.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

Ire Litt>a Things the Most Valuable.
Comparatively few people r,gardi dem
selves az inventors, hut almost everybody
has been struck, at one time or another,
with ideas that seemed calculated TO re-
duce come OF the little frictions OF Lie.
Usually such ideas are dismissed with
out further thought.
"Why don't the railroad company
make its car windows so that they can
be slid up and down without breaking
the passengers back" exclaims the
traveller III | were running tho road |
would make them in such way"
"What was the man that made this
saucepan thinking oi2" grsmbles the
cook. ole never had to work over
stove, or he would have known how IL
ought to have ,een fixed" -:
Hang such a collar buttonl" growls
the man who il lato for breakfast. "If
were in the business I'd make buttons
that wouldn't slip ont, or break of, or
gouge out the back pf my neck"
And then the various sufferers forget
about their grievances and, begin to
think of'somehhing 9lse. II they, woplh
sit down at the next convenient oppor-
tunity, put their idess about car windows
saucepans, and collar buttons into prac-
teal shape, and then apply for patents,
they might find themselves az indepen-
IDENTIFY wealthy as theman whoinventcd
the iron umbrella ring, or the one who
patented the fifteen puzzle.
TEMPTING OFFER.
Toinduce people to keep track OF their
bright ideas and see what there is in
them, the Press Claims Company has
resolved to offer prize.
To the person who submits to il the
simplest and most promising invention,
from acommercial point OF view, the.
company will give twenty-five hundred
dollars in cash, in addition TO refunding
the fees for securing the. patent. It will
'alsopdvhHise the invention free Of charge
This offer is subject to the following
'NhhiNipllr -
Every competitor must obtain n
patent for his invention through. the
company. He must first apply for a
preliminary search, the cost Of which
will he five dollars. Should this search
show his invention to be unpatentable,
he can withdraw without furtherexpense
Otherwlse me will be expected to COM
plete his application and take out a
patent IN tho regular way. The total
expense, including Government and
Bureau fees, win be seventy dollars.
For this, whether he secures the prize or
not, the inventor will have a patent that
ought to be valuable property TO him.
The prize will be awarded by jury
consisting OF three reputable patent
attorneys OF Washington. Intending
competitors should an out the following
blank, and forward il with their appli-
cation;
| - - - So,
al submit tho within described nven.
ton in competition for the Twenty-Five
hundred Dollar Prize offered by the
Press Claims Company.
l
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

Worlds Fairl Travlers Will Have II.
The public demand through service
when travelling. Il is old-iashioned to
Change Cars" On the through, solM
vestibuled trains OF the Chicago. Union
Pacific x North-Western Live from or
to Chicago, Omaha and intermediate
points there is no change. This is the
finest ard fastest service between tho
points named.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19
Rheumatism

Isa symptom Of disease OF the kidneys
II will certainly be relieved by Parks
Sure Cure. That headache, backache
and tired feeling come from the same
cause. ask for Parks Sure Cure for the
liver and kidneys, price 800 Sold by
ID. u. Ellingson.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19
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and can always be relied upon to sdvo
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DR. Merrihew,
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19
New Time Card
ApriI9, 1879.

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DAYS. Throug, Pullman Palace Sleep.
ers to Chicago without change. Free
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ing car service. Shortest and Fastest
line to all POINTS east.
u. BupLEy; Gen. Agent.
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Ellery Anderson, John w. Done, Fred
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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

snILoH's VrALzER is what yon need
tor Dyspepsia. Torpid Liver, Yellow
Skin or Kidney Trouble. 1t is guaran-
teed to give you satisfaction. Price zoe.
Sold by d. Il Ellingson.
KARL's Glover RooT, the new Blood
Purifier, gives freshness and clearness to
the Complexion and cures Constipation.
DC, 5oe., and 800, Sold by Steel q Co
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

81 submit tho within described inven.
ton in competition for the Twenty-Five
hundred Dollar Prize offered by the
Press Claims Company
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19
An ordi,srre.

Amending chspter xxxvU Of rsyis-
ed ordinances Of Lehi City passed Dec.
10th 1893 providing for licenses.
s.c IA 4, o,a.;naa hv Al. c,,v
CounciI Of Iebi Citv that sect,on IN, Of
cbapter xxxyu Of the rsvi.ed oyd;n-
anees of oh, Citv pasaed Dec 18th 1903
IL hereby amended nv strihing In. ali
the words In the last two lines Of ss N
section.
o.. M "a.
.-.,., e'e - - '.o -
hv s,r,s;na 49,, s.,s 800. .na sns
,,.n .ha..os A.. ,,,,.-;n..
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

Provided, That nothing herein shall be
deemed to apply 10 persons selling fish
OK offering for:sale butter and eggs, fruit
or vegetables raised or produced by
themselves.
= Skhtihg fihk. .'.- .--.'.''. .siz.oo
Knife board OF similar device 8.25
Pine alley, table and ball alley,or
bowling alley, for each alley. $50
Billiard and pool tables for each
tabie, .........,......... 100
Provided, No person in charge OF any
such table shall allow any person under
the. age Of twenty-one years except by
written permission Of his parents or
guardian, to engage in any game, or finger
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1894-04-19

HOODS PILLS do not purf,n pain or grippe,
but act promptly. easily and efficiently. Csc.
, 1894-03-05

es iteQte itb 6erauS, oaB er bic 9labt in
einem benac6barten 6ibnerftaa sugebracbt
bate. ,6ter Bate ct aus Ieinem GebolOer
spei S6i1ie auf iib lelbit ab9ege6en, BON
benen elmer nic6t getroffen. 8eim Speiten
Nat sic &ugcl in Ben Muno gcbrungen
un6 burb bic Sette tpteoer ms Srete ge9
treten. Terncr bate ct itb un9efGbrli6e
S6nitte iiber betbe 8ulSaoern beigebracbt,
iDar bon benz 8lutDerIuit aber lcbr err
l9opft por6en.
= @on elmer Icbauerli9en 0~atpinenfabrt
bericbtet baS y8inOner Sag6l." aus 8als:
SebS WtGrner gingen IN bic 8etler Berge,
UNI 2StloDeu 6erunter 6u i3leifen. 3pet
DaDpn i6lugen ben ii9eriten gSeg Elm, 6ie
an0ern 8ter, Nn0reaS Wtittner, So6ann
Stoffel, Sobannes 8erni unb MatbiaS
gieli, etnen peniger iidbern. S6on batten
ie foit baS yOacbli" bes Wtttelberges err
reidt, ais cine Canine iib entipidelte lt16
Die Gier nit ltcb nabut. Sbon 1tn6 lie
Iber Elm %1ogenannteS y8ano" binuuterge=
iporfen unb 9elangen gu einem bo6en
6elSabItur1 ais St0ffet ibneu nod Bic
SpIBe et1eS berDorragenben Selien 5u
~crfaiien un6 felt 81 balten nerma9.
Seine @efdDrten fltegen unterbeiien elmer
ltedb Dem anbern benz Mbgrun6e gu. gu
ipieoerboLteu Mtclel1 ludbt ii6 8erni Der
ruti6enOen S6neemaiie su enttpin6en,
ALIEN umlpnit. Setn &amerab 8teli pirO
gegen ibn 9eibleubert er fGut fopfIber
unb nun 9ebt's %ulitetuanber bic i6auri9e
6abrt iiber ben bODen Selien in bic Gbene
bon PetI. 0runten lit Wttttner ~eIetttef
i'm S6nee eingemauert, Die Singer nod
elmer 6anb ragen empor. 8erni lift i'm
S6nee peri9wunben. Gtelt futl6trt jebob
9li6lt6 auf Der DOranrauiben6en 2atptz
nenmaiie un6 fommt Iibenb MULTIPLICATION
unten an. Die iibrig gebliebenen @efdbrs
ten ieben 6as @ei9id ibrer @enofien, iinb
aber o9ne S6aufel unb Spaten. 9tacb
Petl 9ebt'S, nm Berf5eu9 unb 6ilfe 81 Boz
len. 8alb lit 0ttttner befrett. 8erni bages
gen muB1e anOert9alb Stunben i'm S9neez
grade 3ubrtngen. Der Nrst fonftattrte bel
Wftttncr 5tpei &ippenbriibe; ba5u fommen
&ontuitonen am Salie. Stoffel bate audb
etne Gttppe 9ebroben. 8erni i3etnt feline
Gerlebungen erlitten ST. baben.
, 1894-03-05
Dermiiates.

- Nus 6amburg mir6 unter Sem 9. b.
WttS. gemeloet: Sine 2iebeseeI6t6te bat
bur6 etnen Wtorb geitern Nben6 einen be-
tr(!ben0en 2lbi6luB er9alten. Ser aus
Papenbur9 gebiIrti9e fribere Seemann,
iebt9e &r%attentpGrter S.. Serb. gSeiiels
bate nit Dem 9ienitmGbd6en Nnna 8liber
Elm 2tebeSper6GltntB an9efniipft, bas ie6ocb,
oa g. it6 ntcbt oa5u bequemer tpoQte, cine
teite geiiberte Grtiten3 gu iucben, BON Ser
.. Dor &lr3em 9el0ft nuroe. SroB6em
iucbte Q. feline @eliebte in elmer gBirtb>
ibaft in Der 8erItraBe, ipo Bic 8. felt bier
Wocben tonotttonirte, mteber ol1f urto bat
tie bier Dor ettDa IA Sagen Ibon einmaI
nit etnem Gepolper be6robt. 0arauf wurbe
tDm oaS 8etreten Der Ntrtbicbaft Derboten,
0o5 lit N., ocr duf ben nocb unperbeirQtGez
ten Snbabcr 0eS EeItarrantS etferiiichtta
tpar, tGgli5 in leBter 3ett in ser gtG6e Ser
Ntrtbl6aft geicben iporoen. Q(uf cine
brtefltcbe Nufforberun9, i'm be1uden Al
tpouen, Die 3u9letb bte Mitt6eilun4 entz
belt, QG. babe in Binneberg Steuuno oes
funoen, 9tn8 Die 8li6er geitern Q[ben0 trob
6e8 0rtn9e1Oen @lbrothens Der ibr g{4bers
lteRenben tn8e8leitung elmer Sreun6in in bic
Wobnun9 tbreS frtDeren @eltebten in Ser
SctleritraB 81 ouf ct. BauLi, Ser BEN bciben
WfdDdben ie9r freunOli4 entgegenfam urlO
ite io8ar nit @3ampogner beiptrtbete. 0ie
Nngabe BON Ser SteQung in 8tnneber9
nl&r etn 8ormano 9etpefen. 9us 80.
n0c3 %luiti8er ltnterbaltung pl0Blib nit Der
8itte an Die 9. bcrantrat, i9rc Wet9erunq
auf3ugeben unb itcb nit ibm gu perlobcn,
bo8 Otdbcben aber Bel ibrcr u~rlprIiu9libcll
Tor0erung bebarrte, 3O9 8eiiel o6ne gBeiz
tereS einen &eDolDer u1b iagte ieiner @ez
liebten 3pei &ugeln in BEN &opf, Die ite
iofort tobt nteberitredtert. Oils sic be-
ltur5te Sreunotn UNI 6ilfe rtef, mar gBeiIeG
oeri3punben. 5eute Worgen murbe er
Dor ieiner 8pbmHn9 Otnsfeit gema9t unb
, 1894-03-05
urktherirh
6 htcQdD. 5. g2

GDtc0go, 5. WGr3.
Solgenbe Greiie pur6en BET er6Beren
Bartien %erSteLt:
Butter, bette GreamerDzWa 22@
223c, quite 2O@-c, mittelntdBi9e 16@-c.
0airD, bette, 20@22c, mittelgute un0 quite
17919c, frii9er Bafin9 Stof 13@14c
. uttertne, @aitlafe 9airp, 13c,
empire lac, bette Creamery 18@19c,
Sutnoiier TIC; in Gous ODER tleinen Sc
btnoen &c mebr.
&die, bette sun Cream gbe66urs, "
114@12c, rGmins" 120124c, vgoune
Q1nerica" 122@13c, nocbgemacbter S6tpeis
ger 13@14c, r8rif" 12@123c, 9tmburger
110114c.
8obnen bette vgtaOies," 81 .45@1.5 so,
n1tttelgute $1.40@1.45, nit Ser Wfaicbine
9ereint9te $1.3001.35.
@ter, gang frii9e, 137@-c bas
0uBeh6.
@btSfeD, $1.15.
@efItgeI, 9ei6Iadtetes, Surfeb 6
@83c; 9h9ner o.; 9ennen $4,000,
alte uno lun9e @; @nten 1O0103c fir
lebenbt9e; @Gnie Sc baS 8fun6; Spring
@Dideus 7(@8e 6aS 8fun6.
Obit, 9ebOrrteS; Q(epfel, tinftlib gez
trodnete 7!@10c. bas BfunO, an berSonne
9eOorrte norblicbe 5@63c, Bftriicbe 5@6c,
8rombeeren 6(@7c, 6tmbeeren 23(0243c;
@altfornilbes: 9IpritOien 14(016c, nidbtz
9eibdlte gftrii9e SOLE, geibdlte 200
24c; g1aumen 9@13c; &oiinen: Som
bon 9operS" 81, bas &iftcben,
vWtuSfateller" $1.00@1.35, Ioie 406c.
Sb II, frti5es: 2tepfeL $3.3503.5O un6
$4.75@5.25, te na6 Der Site; 8ananen
$1.2501.50; @itronen $3.25(03.5O.
&artoffeIn, 8urbants 50055c;
9ebrons 48@51e; &oie 50@51c; 6urcbz
chamber 49050c Der 8ui6el. SSerieb
Sneets8 otatOes so bas SAB, Sui
noiier So. 00@3.5O
, 1894-03-05

Ber &rbeiter tr9en6 peG9er Dirt brau6t,
errei5t ieinen 3wed am biutgffen un6
beiten burcb cine 9tn5ei9e in Der Mbenbausz
9abe Der Suinois Staots3ettung. 9reis 10
Gents, tpenn ntbt mebr ais 10 80rter.
, 1894-03-05

Die fir cine 6ausfrau einfabfte utb
biuigite Nrt, Elm 9ienitntdbcben gu befome
men, lit, cine 8erIan9tzNn5ei9e an bas
Nbenbblatt Der Suinots Staats3eitung etns
5uibtden. 8reis l Gent oas @ort.
, 1894-03-05
Serlangt: Minner nnO Trauen.

O2erlangt: Itdnner uub Srouen, lpelde IN Der
Staot befonnt iinb unb itb burb ben 9ertauF bs
reid tIuitrirten 8ucbes rGbica9o. Die @artenftobt" in
oeuti9er unb englli9er 9profe einen guten Grtuer6
lI1eru lpouen, mo9en ua9fra9en Simmer Gil S9iaer=
Seb6uoe. l8fb6om
, 1894-03-05

eFreunoen unb 9efatnteu bic trnurige Na9ri6 bas
nteine geliebte Snttiu Sarpli1nn StabI geb. ReiI i'm
lan9enl i9peren 2eiOen ~geitorbeu lit. Die @eer6ieun9
tlnoet ftatt om 9ienitog, Oer 6. Mdr5, Wtitto9s l nBr,
oDm SrnuerDouIe, 521 q. 8auina Ctr, nab Q9albbeirt.
I'm title Sbeiluabme bitten
5m52t Sic tralcrfocu GiutcrbItcbeueu.
, 1894-03-05
SDScS : 9(nsefde.

Sretnben 1tno 8etannteu Die ~tral1riqe Nadri6t,
baB uulere Saute Iargaretbe @ciitanO beute
ntor9en I'M 3 1br lin Nlter BON IA Sabreu llnO
3 9tOaaten 9%eftorben 1T; Die geeroignng ttnbet
bonn 3rauerbauie. 81 Weiion Str, aus, nab Der
ct. SoiepbS=Gir9e uuo bpu bort mad Dem ct.
8onIfociltS : Sotte5nter. I'm title SDeilnabne
bitten Die tiefbetri6ten 6i1tterbliebeuer.
Gua Sries,
Mitita sSrcG, 9''s''"'
Barbara TeiS,
Seine 8lunleu. 5nla2t
, 1894-03-05

Gin Dueen6 5laIden bon Sobann
Sof'8 Wtal5ertraft 9eben ebet 10 ptel &raft
nro gtabrung, wie ein SoB Ale, Obne gu
berouiden.
Ser ddte tptrb ffet8 ols Sobann Soff8
Wfal5ertraft p~erfauit NIB muB BEN gtan1e1l8z
3ng pon Sobann Soft auf Der Gillette
I'M SalS Der 6lai6e tragen.
@isuer & Wtenbelion Co., Mgenten, 1872 nno
154 Srantlin Ct, Stem @orf.
, 1894-03-05
3I ulietben aeInht.

perIaHgt: 9euti6er Serr, mittleren @Iterg. gbilp.
~ log, sur 3elt I'M 3eituuosfode tbdtiQ, iuht biibId
mDollrtes 3trnl1er IN g%ebIIoeter omerIfouilder pner
beuti1er 5am!lte aut Der 9~tDrOieite. Sfferteu nit greisa
oHgabe HHter y 81 Se9otsStg, 4nrabom
, 1894-03-05
SnSeS=Wttseiae.

Srernoen uno 8efonuteu bic trourige Nofri6t, boB
metne Sobter Garric I'M <er BON % 9oDreu am
Spnntog, ben 4. Dt6r5. 9eftprbeu lit. Sic Beerotguuo
tnoet ftott ONT 9ienitag, ben 8. Otdr5, I'm 2 ubr, BON
Srouerb0Hie, 209 Genter StraBe.
Minmie sad, Wtutter.
Treo, &omis, 8ruber.
5ma2t Sntto, Sdpeffer.
, 1894-03-05
0runOeigelttbum.

I'm Guer @igentbum raid .sI p~erfaufen pber al pertau-
~ i6en, 9ebt 81 8iu9er bros, 3immer "a,
20iplS 134 2earborn Str.
On perfaufeH: SoIde, Die ii9 an Der @5rIinDlnq
y elmer oeuti9eu AuiiebelnIg in Suocnlifprnien Su be-
tbeiIiQeI unO lid Die Der @ploule 9cipQBrteu auBeroTbentz
lib gftnitigeu 8eoiugungen 3u3ulUenbet luiiui9en, m6oen
t~a9Siber i'm &atelibe 8ulloiug (S.=gS. =Gde Der @bon1s=
unit @lart1traBe) 3Imner $40. Al Doripreben, pber lid,
briefliJ OIL bic 8aloD Wtonntain SanD S Water So. baz
ielbft menoeu. og2Obop
On nerfaufeu 80 81. f66nits
y @de III bieier bIbiden NIB bIibeuoen 8orita6t.
@aiier uno Seluer in ben StraBeu uuo be GtraBelt q,
pfoftert Sage; Glib uuo SftTroHt. @eoen Preis uno
iueiterer @usfunft neuoe man i0 minbli6 pber id1rift.
lid an @m. 3. see, 112-114 3earborn Str.
Bopce 0utloin9. 2OnibaD
, 1894-03-05
Seri6ie6enes.


e6nIberI @duIbenl S6uIoenl
-Retue SabIung obue Sri oil 9 =
@D11Itabler INNER an 9auo.
Peoples @pIIectt on M9enep,
92-94 0aiole ctr. 3iumer3T.
5ba1S 2eutl8 pirD bier sefprO8sn.
, 1894-03-05
SOoeSd1t3ei0e.

Sreunben NIB 8efonnten bic traurioe Nodribt, bah
ntetn 9eltebter 9atte S5DiItpp Goru nab Ianeem f6rpez
rem SetoeI1 I'M Altsr BON 81 Sobren uno 6 Mtonoten 9es
ltorben 1T. pie 8eeroigung finoet Itott nu 9ieu1tag,
gtabmtttng lnbr, pom 9rouerbauIe, 221 80. IA StraBe,
nab Sorelt Some. I'm title Sbeilnobme bitten
5l32t bic tr0IettlOc Gu NtnterbIieb eften.
, 1894-03-05
Jinan5ieaes.


1pie, Guiulan s. So, MOrtgage 8oufers, 72 Gear
~ boruitraBe, perleibeu Sch ouf @bicneoer @runo=
etaeutbum 81 ben n%iebri9iten Pretieu, iupie aud of @e-
bduOe. 6oeG 1S,t
, 1894-03-05
3o0eS=att5ci6e.

Srernben uno 8efannten bic traurioe g2abrrbt, bos
InIer 9eliebter Spbn Gonnro Yt9aib AM 3. Nt6rs qe=
itorben 1T. Sie 8eerot9ung finbet itatt ou 9ienito1,
ben 6: Wtdr5, nm II ubr Ntor9ens, BON Summit, Sill,
mad @DnCDr0la.
fpu1t Sic troucrito cit GIteru.
, 1894-03-05
EartllerS.
NtOblirte 3immer.


OupermietbeH: Gin mDblirteS 3iuuer fIr etueu
- Doer srpei 6errer, nit Dber obue JruDititd, bel elmer
fleinen SSomilie an Der @eltieite uobe Der 9pdbabu uno
2m37t
, 1894-03-05
Steaengeiude.
Ier 8ubrit TnS foitenfrei.

q efutt: Sin 5uoerIdiiiger Mtonn iunt eineH EoiteiI
~ als Watrhllon poer dbuIiteH Soften; fam audi
9antion itelen. u SO Staats5eitung. 5nt53t
, 1894-03-05
6mei9-O ffcen
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tperoen.
The People's friend., 1894-05-24
on THE WATERS.

ONE of the curious things about the
gulf stream is that no whales are found
in it.
THE Dakota river is the longest un-
navigable river in the world-over l,0oo
miles.
TIE greatest recorded depth of Lake
Michigan is $40 feet. The mean depth
is 325 feet.
VESSELS of 1000 tons carry seven an
chOrs. four Of a maximum weight OF Is
tons. with about 500 fathoms of cable
STrEL has been used for ship-bulId-
ING only fourteen years, yet 1t Is estl-
mated that 06 per cent. of the vessels
built at the present day are OF steel
THERE is a vessel that was built on
the clyde, is owned in Boston, halIs
from Honolulu. and is named after a
Chinaman who lives in Hawaii. She IS
the bark Foohng Suey.
The People's friend., 1894-05-24
FAIR EUROPEAN ROYALTY.

QUEEN VICTORIA signs about $4,000
documents year.
Mosr Of the kilograms sent by Queen
Victoria are in cipher.
Princess ELIZABETH of Austria
smokes thirty, forty and sometimes
fifty cigarettes day.
LADY HENRY SOMERSET wants the
queen to confer orders of nobility upon
women just as she does upon men.
THE crown princess of Denmark IS
roval ''highness" by nature as well as
bv birth-being six feet three inches
tall.
CArHAR1NE DE MEDIC, queen OF
France. wore the longest train on rec
ord. 1t was her bridal robe. The
train was borne by twenty pages, and
was forty-eight yards long.
The People's friend., 1894-05-24
GRIM COURTROOM HUMOR.
Some Good Stories IoIIected From various
Courts Across the Ocean.

Courts Across the Ocean.
Grim humor has often played con-
spicuous part in criminal trials, and OF
the notorious Irish hanging judge,
Lord Norbury, some curious stories are
told. A man was once tried before
him for the awful ofense Of putting
out his tongue at a constable. Ills
lordship ordered him to be whipped on
three successive days from the jail to
the market house When his lOrdship
had concluded the prisoner exclaimed:
THE devil thank you; that's all you
can do'' Whereupon his lordship, re-
sulning, said: Hold your tongue sir;
how dare you interrupt the Judgment
of the court?" and significantly added,
'and back again"
OF the same judge it was said that he
had never been known to shed tear
but once, and that was during the rep
resentation of the "Beggar's Opera, "
when Macheath got a reprieve. 1t Is
also related of him that he once asked
an eminent special pleader at the din
ner table whether the dish near him
WAS hung beef, because, if so, he would
try it. IF you try it. my lord, - was
| the bitter reply, lit is sure to be
hung
Lord Braxfeld, Scotch judge, once
said to an eloquent c1lprlt at the bar:
..You're a vara clever chiel, mon; but
I'm thinking ye wad be none the waur
o a hangin'.'
Unconsciously funny was the Irish
man who, on being placed at the bar
felt quite uneasy when arraigned and
complained bitterly that he should be
in such an awkward position SO fa'
from friends and home. The Judge felt
kindly toward him and said: BE
calm. young man. You may rest as
surel that, although among strangers
full Justice will be done you" BE me
soul. yer honor" groaned Pat, ''ant
it's the fear of that same that thrub
bles me"
Bat funnier still. in it's unconscious
hulnor. is the following: Lord Chic
Justice Holt, when young, was yer,
oxt-avarant. and belonged to clu,
of wild fellows. most OF whom took az
infamous course Of life. When hi
loraship was engaged at the old Bal
lax. q man was tried ami convicted 0
a robbery on the highway whom TIL
indere remembered to have been one 0
nis old companions. Moved by that cu
riositv which is natural on q -etrospcc
ton O; past Ike, Holt, thinking til
fellow did not know him. asked VIVA
had become Of suca and such OF III
old associates
''Ah, my lord. !" said the culprlt, max
inc a low bow, they are al. hange
| rel, 7 \l,f-- -
Caronicle.
The People's friend., 1894-05-24
The Peoples Friend.
w. M. JELTS, Editor and Proprietor.
1yrC1IITA KANSAS.
Tie Could Stand 1t.

A church organization in Maine in
tending to give performance Of some
Dratorio were little alarmed about
the cost of the thing. Accordingly the
director of the chorus suggested to the
leader Of the orchestra that had been
engaged: We've got to keep our ex-
penses down and | thought we might
get you to leave out the trombones.
You know they have only four meas
ures in the entire oratoriO, and II we
leave them out we can save at least
TWENTY-FIVE dollars and no one would
be the wiser"
The leader of the orchestra assumed
a tragic attitude and answered; "Thaf
would be an insult to the composer.
Thereupon the chorus director OBJ
served: 20, never mind him; he's
dead w Washington Star