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"Putting Their Heads Together"
A Moderate Fee.

MODERATE Fec
"Say, mister, gimme 10 cents!' exclaimed
a bootblack as he stopped young man on
Griswold street near the city hall yesterday.
"Go on, you young liar" was shouted at
him.
who's a young liar'"
"You are"
"What aboutP"
"You don't have to support no family"
"Who said dids wasn't askin for 10
cents to support a family on, but to stake
cup in blackin. Come down."
''See here, boy" said the young man as
lie came to a halt, II want you to go on.
Maybe you think you've struck hayseed.
By what right do you ask me for 10 centsa"
Fees"
Fees for whatp"
thar 10 minutes ago."
IL took out marriage license, did r."
''You did, and you don't want the report
ers to git onto your shape either"
what ails my shape?"
"Badly warped-feet too big-toes turn
in-hair off color. Everybody says my
charges are very moderate. One dime, if
you please"
The young man looked indignant for a
moment, but he finally seemed to think it
wise policy and handed out the coin, with
the remark:
"Boy, l rather like cheek, but don't pur-
sue this thing too far"
mo, sir, won't. haven't said word
about the shape of the gal, you know, and
this insures my total silence. Good lands,
sir, but if I'd a-put the reporters onto that
bleached hair-them No. S's-those lemon
colored eyes-you'd never got over it all
your born days. Ia ia, chappie. Good
thing you happened to meet me instead of
some of the avaricious crowd which never
takes less'n so cents and then gives it away
that the mother-in-law is to live with the
happy couple. "-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of
st. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called O-ga- p-ho-ge.
1t is probably the oldest civilized COM
lnunity in the United States and the most
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au-
gustin, Fla, we're first founded. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated a
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents Of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport, Mo-, gave it a
world wide fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANITARIUM.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the U.
s. weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude of
7,0l5 feet, and latitude, about the Seth
degree north, that gives it peculiar ad-
vantage as sanitarium. The elevation
tempers the summer heats, which natural
iy should be about that of Memphis,
Tenn., or Bakersfield, Cal, and its south
ssn situation reduces the rigors of winter
As an illustration, during the winter OF
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions did
uot exceed half dozen.
The altitude oompels the lungs to work
and no one in Santa Fe can be accused OF
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as great
physician expressed IL. The rare, ozon.
ated air permeates every cell of the lungs
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs
Symington and Harroun, who have prac.
ticed in Santa Fe for over twenty years
report that they have only found two
'ases among the native people of con-
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. 8. weather observation Office
has been stationed here for twenty years
and the following statistical data tella
better than words how even and mild il
the climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
summer heat and the winter cold the fol
lowing tables show a most equable and
delightful temperature:
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Formal Preaching,

The skeleton of sermon, as its name i'm
plies, is better kept concealed. 1t is meant
for use, not for show.
Sixty years ago, according to Dr. Mines.
there was French Huguenot preacher in
New York-a queer little man Of unim-
peachable learning and dullness-whom mod
eled his sermons exactly after the pattern
laid down in Claude's Essay on Preach
ing" Usually he preached in French, but
when he resorted to English the effect was
irresistible.
He not only built his discourse upon set
plan, but was careful to have the fact
known and appreciated. To that end he
announced in turn each Of its divisions.
Now we have de grafton" he would say
gravely, and then, "Now we have de pero-
ration"
His masterpiece of effectiveness was ex-
hibited when, with a befittingly solemn
face, he gave out the thrilling announce
ment:
And now, my friends, we come to de
pa-tet-ic. "-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

You will find the time and service of the
Burlington Route superior to all other
lines.
The magnificent gas-lighted vessibule
"Flyer," leaving Denver daily at 900 p
M, reaches st. Louis at 7:2O q. M, and
Chicago at $500 q. M, the second morning,
making connections for all points east.
The Burlington is the only line rum
ming through sleepers and chair cars from
Denver TO st. Louis without change.
For full information apply to LEGAL
ticket agents, or address q. w. vALnrsY,
General Agent, No. 1899 18th street, Dem
yer, tS
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THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale at the following news depots,
where subscriptions may also be
made:
J. II. 0erdes, Cerrillos.
8. =. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. T. Link, Silver City.
J. B. Hodgen, Deming.
O. O. Miller, Marlborough
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such q stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
or need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and determinations defiance. In cases of
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico rate is only in 1000.
This is the lowest known record, and it
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent of consumptives is daily aug
mented by the Immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than the territorial average.
In New England the consumptive death
rate is rs out of every 1000 of the CON-
munity; in Minnesota it is II, and
throughout the southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi-
gan and Minnesota, and the winter
and Tennessee. This, however, is only as
shown by the thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude fills one
with vivacity and health, and so strong is
the influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclimation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself is a
great boon. Cases are on record of in
crease in the chest measure of immi-
grants here of from four to soven inches.
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. 1t is at the entrance
of splendid canon, Astounding in natural
curiosities. It is also the gateway of the
Pecos National park, where tish aud game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places of pic
turesque and OF historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal
ace, first erected shortly after 1905, from
which the Spanish vioeroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
,iates from about 17l6; but it is full Of
interest, as every room lie consecrated by
the memory of thrilling events. In this
building Gen. Lew Wallace wrote his
famous Ben Hur.
The chapel of San Miguel, was built in
1880 and still stands. By its side is Tho
oldest house IN the United States. The
walls Of the old cathedral date from 1929,
but the rest of the structure 10 of more
modern date. Within convenient dis
tances are the Indian pueblos Of Tesuqus
and Nambe; in side canon of The Santa
Fe are the delightful Aztec springs, while
about nine miles up the main water
course Is Monument rock. The road
thither is one of surprising loneliness.
To the south of town 10 Aqua Fria, and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
by Tiffany the finest in the world; and
beyond the Rio Grande are the San Ilde-
fonso Pueblo and the curious clifP dwell
lingo.
Other points Of interest to the tourists
are: The Historical society's rooms; the
"Ga rita," tho military quarters, chapel
Nd ssasssry = On LadJ II ~ Resssy,
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Won at Last.

Titled Suitor-If you marry me you
will be Duchess.
American Heiress-I am to good an
American to be won by title.
You shall live at court if you wish.
That would be tiresome.
Oryou may be mistress of one of the
finest castles in England.
1t can not be nearly go handsome nor
80 comfortable as my fathers palace on
the Hudson.
We have good servants.
am yours.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

Turkish women having obtained per-
mission to practice as physicians in
their own country, they are now begin
ming to study medicine at various Euro
pean universities. Three young Turkish
ladies, one a daughter of pasha, have
recently arrived in France in order to
go through a regular course Of medical
training at French universities. Paris
journal.
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To California

Via the Santa Fe route, the greatest rail
road in the world. You can take Pull
man car and go to San Francisco, Los
Angeles or San Diego without change.
No other line can give you this accommo-
dation. For excursion rates and other
information call at city ticket Office.
H. s. LuTz, Agent.
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Spring is full of terrors to all whose
constitution is not able to resist the sud
den changes of temperature and other in
salubrities of the season. To put the sys-
tenn in condition to overcome these evils,
nothing is 30 effective as Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla,-Take it now.
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City ticket Office, First National bank
building.
b. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. & T. A.
Notice.



Notice is hereby given that the UNDER
signed hereby offers to exchange at par
"Penitentlary Refunding Bonds" of the
Territory Of New Mexico, issued under
authority of, and in compliance with
chapter 81 of the Acts of the 80th Legis-
lative Assembly of the Territory of New
Mexico for "Penitentiary Bonds" of said
Territory, issued under section 2549 Of
the Compiled Laws of 1884 Of the Terri
tory, dated July 1st, 1884, and maturing
July LIST, 1894. Holders Of bonds desir-
ing to avail themselves of the foregoing
offer must present their bonds to the
undersigned at his Office in the city of
Santa Fe, New Mexico, at 10 O'Clock a.
M, on the sOth day of June, 1894.
Dated at Santa Fe this 10th day of
April, 1894.
RI. PALEN,
Treasurer of the Territory Of New Mexico.
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A Happy Husband .

Delaware, Ohio.-After four months use
of Simmons Liver Regulator my wife is
almost entirely relieved of chronic, con-
stipated and bleeding piles.-W. B. Leep-
or. Your druggist sells it in powder or
liquid. The powder is to be taken dry
or made into tea.
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NJ Insult,

NJ Insult.
He Observation-Disclosures, be my own!
Let me share your joys and sorrows, your
tiles and smears--
She devoted to painting)-Is this an in
suit?
He (abjectly)-My tongue is unreliable
because Of my agitation. did not refer
to your work, but to your smiles and tears.
-Pittsburg Bulletin.
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A STRANGE CASE.
How an Enemy was Foiled.

The following graphic statement will be
read with intense interest; II cannot describe
the numb, creepy sensation that existed In my
arms. hands and legs. had to rub and beat
those parts until they were sore, to overcome
in u measure the dead feeling that had taken
possession Of them. In addition, haQ 2
strange weakness IN my back and around my
waist, together with an indescribable gone.
feeling In my stomach. Physicians sa1d u
was creeping paralysis. from which, accord
ing to their universal conclusion, there is no
relief Once it fastens upon person, they
saw, IL continues its insidlOus progress until
It reaches vital point and the sufferer dies.
Such was my prospect. had been doctOring
n wear and o half steadily but with no par
ticular benefit. when saw an advertisement
OF DR. Miles Restorative Neryine, procured 2
bottle and began using 1t. Marvellous as IT
may seem. but u few days had passed before
every bit OF that creepy feeling had left me,
and there has not been even the slightest
indication of its return, ~ now feel as
we'll us | ever did, and have gained ten
pounds in weight, though had run doWn
from ITO to 137. -Four others have used DIR.
Miles Restorative Nervine on my recomen-
dalton, and 1t has been as satisfactory In their
cases MS in mlne."-James Kane La Rue, o.
pr. Miles Restorative Nervinc IL sold by oil
Druggists on q positive. guarantee, or sent
direct by the DIR. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart,
Ind, on receipt OF price, 81 per bottle, six
bottles for IS, express prepaid. 1t IL Tree trou
oDiates or dangerous drugs,
Sold BY al druggists,
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II understand that DR.. Firstly at your
church now breaches without notes."
"Yes. We are on cash basis entirely"
Newport News.
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Taking No Risks.

Iak1nE NO NlSkSs
Castleton-Don't ask me to go, Miss Sum-
nit. l went to church last Easter and
dropped poker chip into the box by mis-
take.
Miss Summit-Pshaw! That hasn't any
thing to do with this year.
Castleton (doubtfully)-I don't know.
They might want me to cash it.-New York
World.
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Perfectly True.

Bings-They seem to lead hand to
mouth sort Of existence, do they notf
Bangs-Whoi
Bings-Babies.-N York World.
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Neatly Fooled.

Stupid Mani presume, Mrs. Oldhead,
that beautiful girl is your grandchild.
Angry Woman-Does that little girl look
like grandchild, prayi-Hallo.
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Glenwood Springs, Colo.

Round trip tickets to Glenwood Springs
on sale daily at rate of $36.O5. Good to
return until May 81, 1894, for particulars
call at city ticket Office.
H. 8, LuTz, Agent.
Gro. T. NICHOLSON. G. P. & T. A.
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Have cigar, Jack' cabbaged it."
Jack (after few puffs)-You have made
= mistake The maker did that.-Newport
Daily News.
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Bangs-Terrific storm we had last night
terrible thunder and lightning.
Bings-Well, you see, I reached home
about 2, and I didn't hear the storm
outside.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

Mary had little lamb, %.
She bought it cheap for cash.
She had it baked, stewed, hot and cold
And then for days in hash.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

Bingley's collection of pictures--did
you ever see anything like it?
Oh, yes. Time was when 1 would eat
half mince. pie before going to bed. :
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TEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.
YlAR. ANNUAL MIAN.

The annual monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
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The Unappreciative Editor.

Alys-That nasty old magazine has sent
back our storyl
Mae-The mean old thingsl And had
tied the manuscript in such beautiful blue
silk ribbon too.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

Though you have bank account
On which you're proud to gaze,
It's certain at this time of year
We've all seen better days.
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He may be worn and weary
And causing lots of talk;
But he is at least the present
The Coxey of the walk.

In consequence of winter diet and lack
Of open air exercise, the whole physical
mechanism becomes impaired. Ayers
Sarsaparilla is the proper remedy, in the
spring of the year, to strengthen the APP
petite, invigorate the system, and expel
all impurities from the blood.
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Mistrust.

ZONES and Bones don't trust each other
at ALL"
you don't say?'
why, after shaking hands with each
other, each one counts his fingers to make
sure that none if missing. Halo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

What did the callers say when you
told them / was out?
Maid-Just smiled and said Friday is
not always an unlucky day.
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Piasters.

If you are thinking about buying a
plaster, remember that You will place it
upon your body and can not get a plaster
that will be too good for you.
Allcock's Porous Plaster is the best
plaster made. Your druggist may have
some other plaster on his shelves which
he is anxious to get rid of, or else some
worthless imitation purchased at a low
price for the purpose of substitution. Do
not accept his Gust as good" plea, insist
upon having the genuine. Allcock's
Porous Plasters have no equal
Brandreth's Pills can always be relied
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-28

"Say, mister, gimme 10 cents!" exclaimed
bootblack as he stopped young man on
Griswold street near the city hall yesterday.
go on, you young liar!" was shouted at
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Average relative humidity ~ SO
Average velocity Of wind. miles per hour. o.
lOtd! THiuIuu...... .....s...... ...... ....s. IL
Number OF cloudless days................. -
Number of fair days. ..,.. VI
Number OF cloudy days........ .........." -
From January l, 1893. to August Il,
1898, the following is the record:
Number Ct cloalee1 days ...;.:.;..".".....iS5
Number Of cloudy days. .............."...... =
!. These records speak for themselves
Anyone In search Of dry, sunny, sa1us
brious climate can Do 10 better tAaA eoalf
70 Santa Pa -,
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06

After the balance was struck in
this state at the close of the year
1898, it was found that much of our
ills were imaginary. The output of
silver from most of the camps ex-
ceeded in the number of ounces, that
of the previous years-Leadville and
Aspen being the exceptions. The
total output in ounces approximates
very closely that of any prior year.
though prices have averaged lower
than ever before. The gold produc-
tion has been largely increased. Bus
iness of all kinds as shown by the
figures has far exceeded expectations.
1t has been demonstrated that we
were more scared than hurt. Ii the
ship of state could now be let alone
she would quickly right herself, and
the hard and trying times would soon
be only an unpleasant memory.
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06
Byron School.

Monthly report of Byron school for
the month ending December %, 1893:
Total enrolment 10. OF these
eight live over three miles from
school and five are seven miles away.
Per cent. of attendance 94S.
Pupils averaging above eighty on
monthly examination are: John Men
deuhall, Peter Mendenhall, Henry
Robertson, Josie Hesse, Chris Hesse,
Eta Hesse, Birdie Feast, Roscoe
Graden, Lettie House.
Not absent: Roscoe Graden, Isis
Feast, Goldy Feast
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06

The legislature convenes in extra
session on Wednesday of next week.
The call was so cunningly constructed
by including local improvements in
various parts of the state. that it is II
problem what will be done. The
folly of the session is admitted by
nine tenths of the people of
the state, and the position of
those members who favor the session
seems to be tits madness run wild,
unless my particular section can be
benefited" 1t Is to be hoped that
broader views will prevail and that
a speedy adjournment will follow,
That 81 per day is potent factor
in the problem too. If the fact that
the cupboard is bare, shuts off the
per diem, the statesmen will early
fold their tents and vaeate.
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06
MayVailey.

All horse stock is affected with a
mild type of distemper at this time.
The canal beadgate was closed
down last week until such time a.
water can be more advantageously
used than at this time.
George Blosser has leased the W
L. Morehouse place and Ralph Bow
ser the Ed Steward farm. We wei
come them and families to the north
side.
The decision Of the honorable Judf e
Gunter on the Henry canal is ap
proved of by nearly every one but it
would appear that endless litigation
Will follow, il there should be an at
tempt to give certain users prior
rights to others.
Frank Lay and Geo. Bishop were
at Rocky Ford before the pension ex
amining board Wednesday Mr.. Lay
was severely wounded in the great
struggle to uphold the glorious old
flag, and should receive the benefits
of the just mease. II not under the
present administration they viii no
doubt receive it nnder President Me
Kinley A ID. 1897.
About twenty OF the friends of A.
]. Pead gave him genuine surprise
last Friday by driving in on him all
at once. Though hardly prepared"
to properly entertain so macy. time
was spent in social conversation, when
the ''lords of creation" in the party
lost all interest in that A weightier
matter occupied their minds, the
length of extension TO the table it
would be necessary to make to hold
the many good things that had been
brought, roasts, chickens, pies, cakes.
and things innumerable. A feast it
was that followed altogether it was
one of the jolliest crowds. and it was
time long to be remembered
Jar.
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06

oned dogs, cats and pigs in Granada
during the past few days.
Rev. d. L. RAIDER preached an able
sermon to large and attentive con
gregation last Friday evening.
Sheriff elect John Q. Hagerman
has been making some valuable i'm
movements on his north side ranch
q. Il. Mcpherson and II. A pettee
came up from Holly to attend the
regular meeting of the Masonic lodge
last Saturday night
The following have lately been in
stalled as officers OF the Granada
lodge No. - A. T. x A. NJ: d. ",
Robinson. W. NJ; c. l. Mcpherson.
secretary; F. Tate, treasurer; f. ID.
Hesse, S. W; H A Pettee, J. w;
o. A Wilcox, tiler
Saturday night viii be installation
night with the Granada Lodge No. IS
l. o. o. f. The following who have
been heretofore elected will be in
stalled Frank Milburn, \. G.; A S
Thompson, V. G.; ]. L Mayfield,
secretary, and 81. ]. McMilien, treas
rrer. The installation ceremonies
will be conducted by NJ j McAlillen,
d. d. q. NJ There will also be some
goat riding that evening, and visiting
brothers viii be gladly welcomed
AmtL
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06

Lamar needs more business build
ings and more good dwellings. They
could be rented at once, at figures
that would ensure good returns upon
the investment
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06
II, us.i,l e.p., si enr.,s County.

The outlook for crops in this coun-
ty for next year is very bright.
Never before was the cultivated land
so thoroughly irrigated and wet down.
as at this time.
The Lamar register., 1894-01-06
Granada Items.

DR.. D. H Dickson is home from
his Kansas trip.
]. L. Mayfeld was visitor at the
county seat this week.
Some malicious persons have pois-