Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-05-20

m, utterly ignorant OF the feet that
I " are still illuminated by the Hight Il
,fera that died millions of Year, ago.
\ hut sou know as Well as ] that hIuse-
/ keeping was long ago abolished. And
4 Justly. too. What was the use ~
| nrniing linen. which n cheap and
al the first wash turns int a ihins
wherein there gre more folea than
ilntnf Aren't there companies organ
lied 10 clean the window islness And
where are ihe last cuoks u the ab"i-
isned ern2 Their gowns werr idnde At
the tnilors', they wanted bon u u the
tinted States government for their
.NEges four DAYS Of recreation in seven
and did not know how 10 lroN beef
steak. Do you not eat canned sonpsW
"ch. ! Gm not cbtecting 70 any
thur q" an!d tho reporter. Keep on
Elect woman president ~ the United
states recruit your nf>eJnm guard
among women"
"Ah. that would be sensible" OK
claimed the wise man, claupiug hs
hands. "Our president gh0uld be- ~
tic saine erN as liberty She might be
chosen for hor athletic figure and
beauty. Her presence should inspira
respect and admiration for nc idea n
citrnutpd In her Her face. sinilnr to
HAT ~ the noblest antique images
ana yet typically American, should be
engraved In half rcief on our gold and
model Tor our statues. Thus De-
mncrncy should be expressed. not by
AN abstract noun, but by visible
face, conveying IN clear symbol lts
sraadeur and Significance, As for the
national Eunrd-'
Now" said tho reporter. you are
not forced 10 answer II you fear to
commit yourgrlf"
Prof CLARION raped with the
knuc&lc Of his finger on his snun box
offered " 20 The reporter snuffed
brushed nT with O rcd silk handkerchief
the grains Of tollcco that had fallen
en- the fuilie ~ his shirt shut the
snu0 box with N Hound like mo click
Of "a trigger. smiled as Metternlch
smiled At the congress Of Vienna, ana
said:
"Milit5ry bravery. enthuylasiic ODE
dience The desire to shed one's blood
for superior Ideas 3f humanity and
q country tl9urlEh under particular
crrCiilous that the govcrnmtnt OF wom-
en- may render obsolete Yet bravery
needs the cNcltemOnt OF clarion calls
OF plumcs. of the tumult sous brill
iuHcy ~ sounds ana colors II ~ a
nwtet thing 10 die IN the clamor nf
brass bands. nrnlds ~ gould. red
stripes, ard plumeg aid soldiers to con-
qutr or 20 give their lives happily that
their commanders may gain a minute.
Napoleon Understood this, Now. colovs
Nlf ANDllhHtts Nilt NhtltENlfN costumes
~ former titrer Anvc been blcnjd into
a aullu uniform Women are not go
SHY. bm sure that the preald ant
" all have q guard ~ honor, purely
decorative, formed OF 100 women. Thsv
shall be beautiful, 1.-THE but not thin
~ to n years of age, OF one size and
height Have YOU ever heard lnythine
6bsurdcr uSn the command ~ ouI
gcrguants; Fail I'm according To
hright2' The men should an be OF tn
some height | suppose the president
guard shall wear the zoiave uniform.
because Il s modest and rraccful. and
the TROUSERS realize the idea OF the
divided skirt Their hair shall IS,
huuded ma WIS that 81 NapoleOn's
greuadlers There shall b, no danger
~ war. but II war happens they
would not be afrnd. All women are
brave. and to die ~ one of the things
they know best how to DO"
your scheme iH magnificent" said
tie reporter hut what are you to dc
with the men2'
"'The men" Prot. Glardon replied.
without n sigu Of embarrassment. "wll
study astronomy, discover new stars,
invent new indratrips, iprnetice the
FC.oporH und tho fine arts Aiy dear
boy, yGu do not know that Jupiter has
diameter Of SO Doe miles, hut
are q Newspaper man. ana I noel mo-:
take pains % persuade YOU ,h0t The
man Who writes "A hne phrase FOR hts
lhlrn9l does more good 10 ale cOun-
I try than " he voted 1t every elactior
/ fur eighty years or epakC ore huHdrul
l TN ugnud apeechea,'
| rrof. Glgrdon @, tended his hand to
! the reporter. It meant that hr wa
| anxious 70 return TO the harmonious
] and enchanting world Of The stars,
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