Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1894-03-11

TIC was a musical snore punctuated
with the wall OF damned soul i sat
up in bed, and che materialIzed ghost OF
my departed hair rose like new aspara-
gus on the old site.
III this were 90 be my last letter 90 my
friends an she way from Edinburgh 90
the City of Mexico and this statement
were TO face nae 60 Etbe barof Judgment
i should st.ll say that II never heard any
thing like that suOre since Hell. Gate
was blown out Ia New York City.
Eight years ago at HsrSiDer, in the
state OF New York, g. crue. woman who
had promised 90 love, honor and obey
her husband stole mp behind him while
he was reading the Heavenly Twins.
or some other work, and split open bis
heac with arr ak while he was In the
midst of an unth0ught think. had she
truely loved him she would not have
done th,s Bat she did, and then quar-
sfhfm. lie hadn't had a dollar for
years that be could call bis own, but in
death he had four quarters on his per-
son after his loving wife got through
with him.
After cutting him mp Ike the brother
of Ali Baba she consumed him in the
cook stove. no took several days, and
even then his artificial teeth were easily
recognized by those who knew him.
Discovery followed, and so Instead OF
a nice second husband she stood IN the
early spring on an elevated platform 40
the Herkimer Jail, with barred head, 90
give her wretcbed life 90 tho state IN
part payment for the naughty act for
which she had been tried.
AS She shot into eternity she gave a
Shrek that interfered with my rest FOR
over q year. i never heard anything
ukeit Elm this night at Augusta. To
unbinged my mind for week, and I
could not eat or sleep. Perhaps 10 was
nv surprise that she did NOT expect 90
20 directly 90 Abraham's bosom, where
there must be an awful nest of murder
ers by this time worrying the life ont of
moor Lazarus, but this shrek or q lost
soul that day gave my brain jolt that
Dc win never fully recover from.
i WAS therefore surprised when this
man with his bucle played bar of
nThe C0mpbells Are Coming never
knew a snOrer with such q register as
this one. he would give O ltlle moan
like new puppy that has missed the
internal font Dy three-Quarters or
An inch. and then he would render the
mush kettle gurg.e and the Ha.aS.ava
rroap. winding up with the Her6imer
soueal of che demand soul whose tail
has been caught in the door.
have never put in sucn might since
was born. The glad snort OF the
2.years old colt came now aud then,
followed by the twitter of swallows and
the cries of the wounded at the surprise
and CAPTURE of Marco B0lIaris. Then
The folding bed would crsak. and /
would imagine that 10 had closed upon
the sufferer. for q sti1ed snort would
come from the bedci0thes, and death
would seem Co have come merciiuily 20
Law his cold hand on the strong man in
his agony.
was lust going Co the door OF the
room 90 save the mans life when across
fhe hall came o cCmmerclo. Traveller
Who sells hand sleds for the Maine Man
featuring company He was ln MS
robe de mutt and wore hlgn nat 10
keep the cold air from striking MS nude
head. Kicking the door rudely with "a
bic shoe which he carried iu his hand
he said. There, d-n YOU, YOU re
dead. and Pm glad of it butit You eyer
dare 60 move q hand OK ioot again, you
low lived stiff, Tn come $4,000 mile 10
murder you in the most sickening man
Ter can think of"
Then ne shook the door violently,
,brew some coal through the transom
and went back 90 bed again.
lin the morning i got uP pale anu
barrard. Slowly I dressed myself and
~ent down 90 breakfast. AS i passed
tbe desk said 10 the clerk, fW ho was
mat thrice accursed brute who slept in
10. @ last night2'
"Why do you ask?
,,Recause he Is dead. Died in his sins
with a newborn snort on his coward.y
Inns. Died with q room full of echoes
and throttled gr0ans. That's Why 4
ask. ,,..,-
"Ah." said he, looking at little
1rawsr with string of labels on To-
won are WroRg, 7 guess, about that
That room was occupied this week by
Viola MurkiDs, she 3rIma donnR OF the
sinred Cat Oprea company, So called
,eceuse the girls who sing 10 itRre so
much better than they loosf
And &c vas so.
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