The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1894-08-24
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AxeTHEa FUxsy MAX. Til Ford Is
not The only funny man IN Oregon. HR
kincsld. the Secretary Of State elect is also
chuck full Of humorous veins. In ahe Jcui-
nal upon returning home from the Bay he
| says; Newport. NewpoTfs Let ne think
minute. Seems TO me have heard Of that
place somewhere. @. yes. ! le'ieve that's
the town where people 60 b necaE EeEateand
i drink i've cent beer at ten fefifs ! si1sS ard
go in bathing In ice water and fhen drink
cayenne pepper aud brandy 10 start up the
circulation, and let me think moment
l-Newports Why,I Relieve that's the place
where all wcmen are eighteen years old or
less and unmarried - Yes. come td think
about il have heard Of Newport. II i an
old port way down on the Pacific ooeaE
somewhere near Nye Creek. Yes. know
where Newport is. Just below where old
Zwei Balls keeps a beer garden and Just
across the isquina river from Z big mud
| fiat and jnst above y here the beautiful. 'sea
| nymphs' bathe and change their ward
Robes in bath rooms not numbered. Well.
! well, ought to hare remembered better.
| Why. New port Is the place where S30 won't t
last a man three days and il wall take him
three months TO temperate after be gets
home.
| AFTER THE DETECTIVES. - Southern
Oregon has a peculiar case. In lS92 a
Southern Pacific train wreck wnuld have
| occurred az tunnel No 8 bat for the disooy-
cry Of distractions By two men. whl were
arrested and discharge $500 rsaard
was offered for the criminal After two
years detective has had Louis Hell ar
rested for the e.i.ae and the grand jury his
| indicted HIM Hill kas at least one snlii
friend. The Ashland Recona, which gigrs
detectives generally the following live hit
Mr. Hall II a gentleman of great mental
ability. is a writer and lecturer n philo-
sophIcaf and -cient;ae topiss. and there sre
few sople in Oregon wn0 are better able
10 cope with hs-yy sub!ec.s- He j. mild
ard harmless and his character and cJaosp-
tons are Of bread and humane order.
Any one who knors Hill viii never believe
him guil;y Of sgch base and dstestzble
act even ih SIGH 4 peFjurcl man bunting
bend tszEn-szfla-s termed dsssactIys.zf swsars
his life away tor $500 reEzrd ; desec-
tive is extrssctesj ir0as such laE grade 81
siasn and ssoEs tha; il is instinct ffr their
low tribe 10 suspicion hoaor and deoency.
because j; happens u b. tctzi sszarger 20
them Watch cot for the detective
4 WET ExrER.ExcE--Th after
noon. while driving for the coast. C 7
llosy and family net with an accident
which HexEsF Esssnl,ei i.i the loss II several
lives Mr. IAosy and Aife wssh swo chli
dFssl were N : eoseze1 ore horse gsn
| ne7r tie Big Nessns 81 TIver. steut seEen
miles beyond she toll gate. when tie hnrse
became unraly and hacked osf q ten -foos
hang into deep ws.er Ihe xazo1 car
sized ard X wA4 with great difficulty that
the family Ss4s saved SIR usstS and wife
gui csst wItho2s Eauzh tFo1bae. bat their
little six ye2r otd zlrs was IN ibe w2ter
fully ten miauses before she conld BE- rs
o-ea. 4 physician iron. McMinnvilIe was
near by. - we're slso tbs families Of les
Clark and y ] Fry. ct Salem, with Gene
6ibssH as driver. Tiey all assisted the
untogiunates. aud after sorzle work the
child WIS ys0ssisated.-Joarn4l.
School Fvs-D--Tas seho0l dss:ricss Of
the county Will t.c well situated financially
n \ few days. On Monday the Snrerin-
ie1dent will send ta every clerk in the
county. except Baker Mansesl. az the hnax
Butte district. n lao died fr2m saiFScafioa
IN a well yssisrday. a warrant for the
amounts going to each district The total
SgkAA4EAs%4tsAFlz VIII u W-Hs-ss sAN. G9ts>iss-
ing Of So. .2gI II of county funds and
s6.3SS.ss OF state funds TIE per cap
ifa Is large. hAi.4g $3-67. The residents
Of each district knowing the number draw
ing maEssy can easily figure cat the amount
TO be received. Albany. with iol0 child
zen will draw sSSI6 %: Lebanon, SIsSS. SO:
Brownsville. $50 20: Harrisburg. sS47-77.:
Seio, sssa.s6: HSisey. SS54 IS; Tangent,
$34s.aS
MARRIED.. this city. last evening.
al the residence of Mrs ( r Lnrkey. On
Willamette street by fcv r " ilson Mr.
j Y Wilson. bookkeeper for stewart
4 Sox, al Albany. Oregon and Miss lyssia
6ullifori. Of Erineyills. Crock county. Oae-
gou. The couple have numerous friends in
Eugene Who were present al their marriage
ana teEslersai Their congTatulstioas.-Eu-
gems 6aard. The many Albany friends of
the happr couple will unite in extending
them their best wishes for the hest bless
ings Of lie, which both by mason OF many
excellent traits Of character deserve They
will eometo Albany on Monday and settle
down to,he duties ot lie, boarding for a
few weeks.
Hors.-Spes ins Of the Oregon Top
yields this year. a dealer said at Portland
the other day; II think you tan safely say
that the yield Of Lops for 1894 viii be the
larges; eger known in the history Of this
state. For this there are two reasons; one
Is that the season has been very favorable,
aud tue other IS the increased acreage,
Roughly. | should estimate that the total
yield for Oregon will lie ret les
than 60.o00 bales" The price though
will probably he SO low as to ma E the in
come rather snail
STFFoCATED. Baker Nansell, farmer
residing alone on his place at Knox Butte.
receltly purchas ii Of + u Miller. was dig
ging we'll yesterday. when he WIS snffo-
called by the gas at tie bottom and was
unable to ge; ont. His assistant at the top
when h. saw the situation obtained help,
and Mansell was pulled out Of tue we'll
but it was found impossible TO resuScitate
him and he died shortly afterwards He
has no relatives here
nrvERs,FIKn fARNtNG Hon u W
Haley, one of ogr leading citizens and a
wide-awake fazmer, Is of the opinion that
the time is not opportune for farmers 10 20
into mixed farming. There is much said
on thfs subject by the newspapers, bat
products of the farm realty know very lit
tie about it. MIR Haley thinks The farmer
is the most competent Judge of tue sitna.
ton n,-lndepenaenea Enterprise. All she
same the farmers who bring the mo,t hogs,
butter, eggs, etc, to the market ara the
most prosperous.
WugRz BANrA MK;;r.-Mr Banta who
processes 10 have discovered the only sue
oessful mode of preserving all the fue gold
in the sands and who has been conducting
a mining business near Seal Rock left Ned
nesday with machine for the Big Bend
country, Washington a man brought him
two pounds of dirt carelessly picked up by
him in that region and it turned out nearly
two cents gold dust. A lot of farmers in
the Big Bend being discouraged at then
prospects and knowing there isa little gold
scattered in the earth bordering the Col
ambia thes had been Mt work trying to SO.
cure it Learning of Banta's invention
they sent one OF their number to him with
a specimen of the earth. Mr. Banta is con,
iident if it turns out as he hopes it win be 3
great thing, Statesman.