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Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1894-11-29
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD ~ FUNNY MEN
or THE PRESS.

Many Odd. Curious. and Lsughable Phases
Of Human Nature Graphically Portrayed
byEminent Word Artists of Our Own Day
"A Budget of Fun.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1894-11-29
Bunscn's Gardens.

Bunsen's carbons were first put In
to practical use Ia ls42.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1894-11-29

vour Of Thess ~ NOUS Pnszles and why
they Were Made.
Here are four Of the most famous
labyrinths OF the world. 1t was custom
airy during the middle ages to insert in
the floor Of the nave Of certain cathe-
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1894-11-29

drals a labyrinth of black and white
stones or colored tiles. These laby-
rinths were known as "Roads of Jeru-
salem," owing, it is probable, to the
fact that worshipers were accustomed
to traverse the sharp stones Of the
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1894-11-29

THE worlds h rocs are sometimes
very humble husbands.
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JUSTICE hYAN SUSPICIOUS.
Uassssi Free stisas &c Prevent SHADY Pras
tee At Jsntrssa Marker Cart

UAssssi Free stisas e Prevent shady rr.s-
tiss 40 JsnSrssa Market Csarf.
Justice RYAN evidently believes that there II
tendency In certain quarters at the Jefferson
Market Police Court to Illustrate the admins
tration OF the law. In pursuance Of this be-
lief he has instituted several reforms. anon
which Is a rule torbidding anybody going into
the examination rooms while court IL in
session. policeman has been detailed 10
guard the door. with orders to admit nobody
without an order from the Justiee The room
WAS formerly used for waiting Witnessed
Clerk Farley stepped into It Yesterday after
noon. accom- panied By an acquaintance. Jus
tiee RYAN PROMPTLY stopped proceedings aud
Who went in there p
Clerk Farley" the policeman answered
Tell him to come out" said the Justice
When FARLEY obeysd Justice Ryan exclaimed
Il told you not 10 GO in that room. and
mean IT, IL IL Is positively necessary you can
go In alone. but Tou cannot take any body with
Justice Ryan said later TO reporter: Tea
ses what Is going on Ia the court room hut /
cannot see IN there. / do not propose 10 have
crooked work here. however Why. II q pris-
oheF policeman, a lawyer. and a eomplain-
ant meet In there | do not know what com
promise may be cooked up"
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.rHE yEWELRr WAS HIS wrxzs
Release Of . Preach Away OAssr wac We
Accused 81 HnsgsiIaE.

Release OF . Preach Avsy OMssr Wks was
Aes1ssa 81 HaugsiiaE.
Julien Well. the French army otnesr who
arrived on the steamship La BrstAgns and was
arrested on . charge OF smuggling iswslry.
umbrella handles. aud silyerware. was dis
charged yesterday after an examination before
United States Commissioner Shields.
The prisoners wife WAS the nrst witness.
She testified that when she was married to n.
Well che was the widow OF the Count de
Bonilla- She said that most Of the jsselry
seized Was her personal property while other
articles were purchased as presents for m en-
bers OF her family at Buenos Ayrss 10 which
city she and her husband were bound
III. WE'LL testified that he WAS a sub lisutsn-
ant IN the Eighty eighth Infantry Regiment or
the French reserve. He showed his con- mis.
sion. dated 1880 and his permit 10 visit for
sign lands, dated this year, which was prop-
srly yised By the Frnneh Consul hsrs. The
Upon arriving here he said the customs in
lpestor on the steamer did not sxplsin the
deelAIstion 70 him, and he had not taken any
oath that he knew OF; In fact he had not met
Aay one who could speak French on the
steamer or the pier. He did par duty on eight
bottles Of wine he brought In
Commissioner Shields held that IL had not
been shown that the goods we're brought In
with any Intent 20 dsfrAud the CONFINEMENT
and discharged n. WE'LL
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gave u to Noreress With The rsmssk that ~
ssd thrust q isto the rieht-hand pocket Of hls
Noreross began backing toward the door,
which vas "a the same partition by the eide q
NJ: sass backed q ,he table Il ySish I.idi,v
hand So poePs POINT 4 :. H. sage snd
replsee IL and then the witness started 70 80.
TUNED betore he va. knock NO ed down b. tie eS.
plosion. Upto th, tine q HE turning he bad
isted that Lsidisw did hot shield M. ssse.
This straight testimony. connIminE NJ.
sss aid 81 u Se the the & a. 's'. s made
great lmpr ssslon on the jury and spectstors.
Chosts began HE cross-sxs min stiop 6Y trying
to show dlsagreements In the story the witness
s sGla The r.. G ss.eS on he S the ;
GI Chi, read from TIE sgN Of Dec; 3.
mort ort.m ne Of W: curcs. 10 heat
asn eh 90 made SEn iis h.sSss, here
myself rsspansiSls FOR that .tsts@Sst. i was
more dead than alive when I made IL. pre-
no condition to make an scsurst: ststsmspts
At last Mr.; Chohte found an openins. and he
* e.. rad ss ss. q Pa bs scSs Us: o.
plainly only wanted 70 tell what he knew and
oe. KS oans h s q S:
door and window when Noreross was backing
through the window whom he drew. near the
door unless he had put his own head through
3-P,d you DO 90, Al aid no.
,2-ba. you,.J Jou saw him At the doors say him
o-Hev eosid you Al saw him when h. can.
9@AsS x. !. S,n p is:rs aim ,s. pistol, A.-r..
d-How lonr was he doing tbstt Alive Or ten
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THE SEVENTH OUT or DfsE.

Thou.s.s- visit th. Arwory 70 Help q.
Regiment 20 Ceiehr.t. che Eve.t.
The Seventh Regiment was on dress parade
at the big armory on Fourth avenue last night
to celebrate the clearing of OF the last dollar
OF debt on the building. It was an event OF
historic interest to the regiment. and socially
Il eclipsed anything that the org anization lad
| achieved previously. At 10 o'clock over 10. 900
men and women had visited the armory. and
newcomers were still pouring In at the Lex
ington avenue doors Pretty girls were there
literally by tho thousand.
The interior OF the armory was In gala
drcsa The arched roof OF the huge drill room
was canopied with thousands OF silk en- stream
ers. and along the walls were massed potted
palms and Towering plants In profusion. The
grand staircase leading TO the officers rooms
was lined with palms. and the spacious cor
ridors and rooms were decked with bunting
sind e gre sIn The eomPany commanders
CRANE. review and 6stts lion difi. These were
debt. for there were no formal speeches NV
=. The armory was paid for By the subsorip-
memorable fair several years .sao that ne,sed
sitO 600. Gen; Loui. FITZGERALD. Gen. En-
or The nd when ,Ss dSs s.
All these facts were set forth modsstiy in
q printed circular. giving history Of the reg
vitations.
Twenty-Five hundred invited guests looked
on at the review. Mayor Gilroy was there. and
Gen. FITZGERALD. In eocked hat and gold laced
UNIFORM; stood with his stan officers at
reviewing oflcer. Tho militiamen appeared
In their familiar gray coats and spotess white
trousers. and helmets. The full roster Of the
regiment attended. with Col Daniel Appleton
-, An Interesting ceremony was the pressnta-
tion Of honor medals for service. Gen. Fitz-
gerald presented tho twenty and fifteen years
gold and silver medals. and qeu. Clark gave
the ten years service medals Crosses OF
honor. set with the figure II" 10 brilliants,
were presented to Lieut. John b. Holland and
Private l.: l. II. Ward. who have served for a
quarter OF century continuously. Drummer
". y. Stewart got a ong-servics bronze IN edai.
Can't Palmer. Inspector OF rifle practice re-
csived a gold medal from the field and stan
officers.
Major DufrY OF the Sixty ninth Regiment,
Msior-Gen. McGrath. Col. Green. Col. Seward.
Col. Camp. and Col Dowd were among the reg.
mental commanders who Applaudsd the svo-
lutiona The public reception began at o.
O'Clock. when the drill floor was cleared for
dancing. Three bands furnish cd the 10 usio
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Carrier. at Tt s'r A.sa., ID u..r.

The admirers Of curling straEgl.d into the
Columbia on Union square last night Thsrs
were about 100 present Il was the annual
diHner OF the curling clubs OF New York and
vicinity and President John Watt OF the Ma
tional association presided.
Mayor GIlroy. who had been invited wrote
that he regretted exceedingly that he had .
previous engagement. as It would have been
ARreat pleasure to have dinsd with his Scotch
friends under the motto, We're brithers az
Col; A. A. Stevenson OF Montreal and David
Bell OF Buffalo also sent letters OF regret.
Among the tOasts were: The PRESIDENT OF
company :iaElnG The Star :p.nEl.d Rsn,
land" singing God Save The Queen .
President yoSS P.ttsrs I1aF G RSssi o:iss
DOMAIN Club" JShn /. Hamilton; "city
All soeistlss Which Fneoafass the Sobps
"CaTllas Trs@p.% Thomas SishOisea; ia:
New Jersey; Curriers' Wives and Curlsrs'
BARNS" David Foulis
Van sohoonoyen OF Albany. T. l. Thomas Of
John MeCrindls OF AvoeA. Pa
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| 70, baek 70 the eoliers about fO-nct later
than 10 Ny impression Il that thsre werc
gvoDl. on the steps Of the college vhsn We re-
id S og I:ntlOn yOur lore for Jour hr''
No, 1 did net nor q ny dad mtt!s boy: nor
ssy.hlns vhstsysf " my iOJs and sOrrOV''
IBID You make any protsststiene Of sfIsc-
ticn o. love TO the plaintin on that ride ?
did you 40 to the concert that night 2
No We DID not. We had driven a little way
only when We came to two diversing rosds,
and si,eE tslkios & over We decided to tss'
"@S.t did the srp.srance Of the plaintiff
Nothine especially. She appeared to Be .
young woman; she might have been 20 n,
22: psrb,P. ie-snywhsre between 10 and ~
was there ANYTHING iRpreper suggested
Nothine. except what she told me about
How did 20, come to tax. the Ieft-hsnd
The night was very warm and had =
headache and said so. When We came to the
TO drive out in the cool instead OF going TO the
CONCERT hall where the gas made things hot;
idnt care Tor the conesft that would leave
ito her, so she told tho driver to turn to the
We're the window. open or shutr"
State. Colonsl. Just what took place in that
81 cannot repeat exactly what wa. .sId.
After We had turned to the left and had ridden
minutes. may be a little longer. and she was
talking about her desire to become an au-
he said N .Ss Scpss
me- arms o around Rer "' there ser. P% prov PS.
'' csn r.eoleet II Theps p Mas 80 no ofrss
OF love. no artifee. no nothing. except put
occurred wss-I was a man Of passion she
Was woman Of passion. and I took liberties
tsstation on my psrt. without any resistsne.
or protestation on her part: and without any
o. 's: q st and % ,a
with willing com ri Nuisance ON her part"
How long did ,, you drive after these i'm
drove back. and she got out Of the cssrisse t"'
%Sss dd sSn ak S sSo ssy' on your
There was hardly word spoken. We
Ss and s1 eH :. 10 Il. f y sSn
said to her -. had under the .Rssiight
as we eos to the city. taken out OF my
81 csrryiss an SDdirected stamped snvsiope
when 1 vac absent from home I took one Of
10 my pocket, put something into the enyelops.
cent T. said. TSsr. are great many 4 iiiiie
thing: that you ss neesdJ,thiags that you Will
got nearer TO the town. and ss We got out OF
the carriage put i into her hand and shut
Der nand: opensd the carriage door: she got
out: l bid her good night: she went mp the
steps. and get into the carriage and the car
riage drove on.
What was in tho envslops?"
bill"
How muchr'
:, Nv recollection Of It Is that It was ten
When did you see her nextr'
saw her the next evening. I think II was |
about 1920. on the train for Lexington" |
" state what took place on that train" |
didn't know at first that she was on the |
rain. had no reason to believe that abe |
knew that was on that train, and had not |
told her that was going on that one because
on the evening before didn't even know my |
At this point Judge Bradley said It was 4 |
o'clock. and ordered the crier To adjourn the |
SQUIRT for the day.
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DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS WRONG.
wiiiian Roth, ~ Alleged ri-a~sst, Ia
Strange Motion. Abeat AIatrsnSay,

william Roth, - Alleged ri.a~sst. Nav
Strange Motion. Aboat Mstrs.say.
William Roth. 20 years old. an employees In
mineral water mandatory. was arrested at
his home 1.136 First avenue yesterday for
biRamy. When the oficsr went to serve the
warrant. Roth. who thought wife No wanted
him arrested for abandoning her. exclaimed;
How do you expect fellow to support two
wivesf"
The offieer pretended to doubt that Roth
was married to wife No. ?. Nhsreupon the maa
promptly produced certificate showing that
he had been married to Annie Flsiehbsin on
May ~. 1893 The warrant for his arrest had
been sworn out BY Mary sutsr. whom be had
married on sept. rs. 1887, He abandoned her
In 1890. and was later ordered to paw her 81 a
week. which he did for n time When he
stopped payinR Mrs. Roth No. l heard that he
han married again.
Roth told Justice Koch in the Yorkyiils Po-
lice Court that his first wife had given him
permission to marry . second time. He did
not seem to know that he had violated sny
law; He was held in 81. 500 bail.
Thomas II. Murray, a plumber. OF IL Fast
10th street, Was arraigned In the same court
also accused Of bigamY Mary Ryan says he
married her In February, 1892. aud that ia
October OF the same year he married Sarah
ouik'sy. Murray waived examination.
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On the steamship Bohemia. which arrived
Yesterday after . protracted and stormy
voyage from Hamburg were eight boa con.
strtetors. said to be the largest ever brought
to America. and forty white doves. It is the
rsputsd habit Of boa oonstrictors to aruab ana
swallow doves. But these constrictors are
good eopstrictorA; Miss sSida sakontaila. a
and the boas, She ia going TO HsssnbecH's
IN PhiladslphiA To the tune Of she's our
bAldA. we're her boas." the big snakes will
girl Then they will build bower about her
and all the doves will ny up and light on The
bower and her.
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I've Dsssr,.r. N.hh.a.

Charles Dursnmatt. eAyAlrymAP. and will
liam Allen OF Company L. battalion Of en-
glnsers. dsserters from the detachment Of the
regular army stationed at West Point. were
delivered overto Lieut. Andrews on Governors
Island yesterday by Plainheld. n. J.. police au-
child In Plainheld In January. 1888, and en-
listed a. a resident Of Wilmington Del He
and Allen deserted three weeks ago and went
70 PlAinbsld; All-n at once secured = place as
ksspsr ~ Coolsys, private Insane asylum.
the police found the pair were the dsssrtsTs
described In = circular sent out b. Col Ernest.
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Rheumatism il very painful afliction. and
he who finds a remedy which will give reliet
much more a cure. IL justified IN rroclalmine
the merits OF that medicine that others siml-
larry afflicted may learn how to he cured
Judge T. II. Saunders Of osceoia. Neb.. senior
vice-commander and present com mander OF J.
7. Reynolds Post. No. NJ. @. A. X. voluntarily
writes:
C I. Hood 4 Co. Lowell. Mass;
Lear sirs: I was in the army four years. ia
and about Richmond. Va In ls8+. while At City
Point. Wa. / was wounded and contracted sci.
atica and rheumatism. l have suffered ever
since. and have been treated by physicians
most OF the time. lost the use OF my left leg
and side and have tried almost every medicine
known besides the treatment given to me by
my physi, JAMS. and think I have had tbs best
in the country. but failed to get relief Every
spring was fiston my back. and must say that
Hoods SarsapariIla is the Best
medicine have ever taken. It has done me
the most good. Il was recon- ended to me for
matism. and am satisfied and know that
II will do all that you claim for IL l do not
want to say that IL will raise fellow from the
dead: but 1t viii, como the nearest to doing IL
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A stable belonging to two sOal and ice ven.
dsrs named ONsll and heCGbs. on = lot
bounded By Eighth and Manhattan avenues
and lOlst and lO2d streets. vas DESTROYED b.
Pre- Yesterday morning and two horses we're
burned 10 death II was set on hrS OF three
hoys who had passed the night In tns hay1c-t'
Thsy were arrested. The prisoners are:
George Elliott. II years old, Of los Wsst Tooth
West Iebth street and Herman FrisdsnburK
OF 81 West Ninety ninth street
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To HslD shs Dss,l,u,x.

concert 10 aid Of destitute families win be
given In Memorial Hall Y. W. @ A. building,
sehsrmsrhOTn street near FlItbash avenue.
Brooklyn, on Thursday evening. April g. at 8
and tps price OF I'd mlssion has been made 10
sult the HmsA Tickets IS cent?; for sSIs ~
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ONE STABBED AND ONE BITTEN

CSAstaAuAs Set six WsaAd- aAd ARsIIasEi
Lest Fart % a. Ear.
There vas lively light among some Italians
In the saloon Of Michael Mounisesllo. at 3O3
East FortT-nith street. last evening. saEsle
Constantine aged 20 years. Of 3l4 East Forty.
nth street, aud David and Andrea Apolinari
bIotheTs we're the participants
CopstAntlne vas stabbed four times In the
hsaa And nefk and TEiee in the left hand b.
. piece OF his LETT ear WAS bitten on by Con
stenuns Andrea escaped. The other two
t hhsS ssrs tSksn 70 ST. L0ks's Hospital. Later
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Mrs.. rutAbsrt nsiiitt, the Richest wsnsu
IN Keutuesy. Writes 10 y Newspaper.

Mrs.. Cuthbsrt nsiiitt, the Richest ws~au
IN Ko-tuesy. WRIT. 10 n Newspaper.
LounvIILK. March 2a.-Mra Cuthbert Built,
startled local society to-day by sending q let
ter to the Louisville Times In defence OF Col.
Breckinridge. Mrs. BullItt 10 the richest wo-
man In Kentucky. About year ago she mar
ried Col Cuthbert Bullitt. the greatest beau In
Kentucky. but an octosenarian- They sep
arated . few months ago. In explanation OF
her letter. which is signed "Mra C. b and
Others" Mrs. Bullitt told . reporter to-day
that she merely wished to have justice done to
Col Breckinridgs. Her letter IL as follows:
Seeing an article In the morning papers
relative to the action OF tho Lexington woman
in regard to the Breckenridge case. and pein q
q true and Just woman. and It being a free
country. desire to put in q word myself
While I heartily agree with my eo-worksrs
and relatives. Mra Cassius NJ. Clay. Mrs W. c.
Goodloe. and others. I also at the same time
believe In justice to both sides. Col. Breckip-
ridge certainly did insult his dear. good wife's
memoir and dishonor her name while living.
as we'll ss that Of his offspring. but Col. Breck-
inridgs has simply been found out and re-
ported upon through piaue and because he
married o lady-one whom he felt he
could take to his bosom as his wife.
Miss Pollard know from the beginning
that Col Breckinridge was married; there
fore. not As q woman. but as q brazen brute.
she know she could not marry him. as his
promise to do so was but gambling on the
death OF his wife. the good. holy mother OF bis
offspring. While do not OF course. uphold
Col. Breckinridge's relations with the Pollard
woman. I nevertheless insist that somethipe
is due him. He was tho victim OF SIN DOTH
tongued siren. and with mans passion. which
IL different from woman's. he could not tear
himself from her. Friends. don't be too hard
on Col. BreekinridRe. Let the ladies be sterner
with their own ser and such disgraeefutthinx
- the Breckenridge case will in the future bs
unknown"
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The Eastern anthracite coal sales Agents At
their meeting yesterday nIed prices for April
deliveries for stone and chestnut at IS 10 and
April Vas limited 70 !. 500. OOOtonS ~
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Ans. WEBSTER R.ls..sa .as Es.-r......

Alice Webster. who has been detained in the
Harlem Police Court prison. charged with be-
Ing engaged In sEindlinK scheme concern
Tag the sale OF bicycles. was brought before
Judge OBHsn. in Supreme Court ChEmbeFs
YESTERDAY upon writ OF hAbsAs corpus Her
counsel asked her discharge upOn the ground
that there Was no direct evidence AGAINST her.
Ihs request WAs granted. but the woman vas
rearrested o. deputy United states marshal
upon charge OF misuslng the malls United
States Com missioner shields held her In $500
ball Tor examination on Monday.
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HOOd'Sif=:'as' Cures

OF any medicine have svcr known or used.
and expeet to keep It In my family as long AZ
there is one Of us left. have recon mended It
to every person who Is aflicted."-T. II. sAUN-
DERS Osceola. Nebraska
Hoods Pills cure liver Ills. jaundics. bilious
ness. sick headaehe. and constipation. 25c
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= ssaa ms u.sls AluisssE., u J. X barrie for
isissi sszs. q sss .Iss'T
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Miss Eliza Archibald Connor referred to tns
Pollard -Breckinridge suit In . speech favor
Ing woman suffrage she made last night In
the Baptist Church at Lexington avenue and
woman had suffrage" shs said. that
nnhoy panorama Of scandal nov unrolliug at
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.s .sS.1sl 20 AZ Er.H na. Pale
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, Csc @ FiSi Co. q issh q ssllinE oat Do sot
ael4y - Shue yoa hAFs the cream - plek freIa ~
thsy seon nasFs 70 asa SL-Afs
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Ths CsasI.i.t AEai..t NJ. P.zto. Mad

Attorney Henry stsinsrt Of the Health De-
pArtment Yesterday prepared . complaint In
the suit against the Rev. Dr. Paxton for fall
ing to report the BrsckinTidge- Wing marriage
within the time named By law. A summoas
will be Issued and held for service when DR..
Paxton comes back 70 the city
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mis) within the building
For catalogue ready March II, address PRrER O.
KELLOGG 4 CO. Auctionssrs. lot John 81, Hsw YORK
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1894-06-09
SAMSON'S THE STUFF.
A Novel Reading Youth Strikes > irca
sit OF Literature.

A Novel Reading Youth Strikes > Great
Bit OF Literature.
He walked into the bookstore and
stopped before the Bible department
He leaned over the counter and said to
the ministerial-lookings salesman:
"Is them Buffalo Bills books over
thar?"
Nope Religious works."
Don't none o them read about chas-
In Injuns and shootin' wild varmin ts?"
Not exactly"
"Nothin' about . teller at could
knock 'em out like John l., ner fell
Ter ats slick at er Winchester. er had
the nerve to tackle er b'ar?"
'Oh. yes One better than that"
who's hep"
Samson
"What'd he do:'
.'Oh. he had fight with . lion"
Laid 'em out, did 'e?"
''Yes. he killed the lion"
'Jes' bored i'm with er Winchester"
Nope"
"Biffed i'm in the head with er AZ. I
s'pect?"
Nope"
'Jes' kyarved m with his bowler"
No. he just caught the beast by the
throat and choked him to DEATH
"You don't say"
YES. He was the strongest man that
ever lived
'Wusscr'n John L."
Yes
An wusser'n Jimmie C0rbett?''
Samson could knock them both out
at once'
Whoopec! amt he the stuff? I'll take
Two o them Samson bool<A"-Atlante
Constitution