Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1894-11-15

ln-Wltu llil bOOtS OH, ana III lOhhcte
emptce, hev KUN tew the konklushun
that the partee hev chozen wuz defeetid
Bkaws | endorst i'll nevur iawt bat
tut butt l KUN out on the unhersde.
Thairs sumthin' in iait. | WIZ born TN
der onlukky star. l kin sinpythighs
with Tom More ware he seq,
II nevur lovd a tie er flour,
But twas the fust tew be nipt bi The
frost
And now, am phully konvinst tibet
awl wot IL needd tew perduse 4 defect in
emmy partee IL fur me and surtin uthuis
tew jine it. Yes, mi trends. the Repub-
lcckun partee rode intew powr this time
ovur the polttykul korpses wv three w
THAR supeeryers. hev maid UP mi
mind wot ,ew dew nekst; | shall jne the
ennymee and hoodoo the hull bzn;ss, the
gas faktory. the orgun grinders. munkky
and awl. But am not, aloan in mi sui
FERNS. wuz somwot cheerd. and yew
mite sa deltid, Wen recent this gloomy
phase, tew find menny uthur5 heer Bfore
me. 1ha air Nv menny diii!ent paltees :
THAR il the kock.a.doodu pimmvkrat.
the lank and solum Prohibi;ionist, the
Poppylustik Observation-Disclosures, the hide
pendent kosmopulytun Minis kumarouse,
and LOT uv snottid ajr candidates few
numerous tew menshnu. We air 81 hap.
py oz the suikumstanziz vii Kermit. Our
beds mir snmvot soar sneshrll;. fine fel-
lers hoo ,un fer ouhis. It Il hard lux
few he ior.t few RIM 81 a kaudiIatc arin
vewr w:sbiz. III il wuzn't tibet men in
pollvtiks mir se,i.sarIrvfsin. view wood
not cit q kandidate few nm. Lev
phouud tibet the olu)v wa few e;t a l;de
wen ,ew mir trn6iin alon.t afoot - +, ".
turn skvair about and % fine uthur WA.
View voant take a hundrol stems af.,r4
view vii meet man in buggy. hut eli
view doant tnrn ro,,nd # vii he haf da
view vii waite few ride. Po.lyti,hnuS dew
that VA Tina nev1r want = o,,},i. tim
air alr,is tha vil.r,ns ny t1.,i, ,,anrv
trends hoo iorse Them tow nm. Eutt I
WIZ ooin few. mon.l,nn , ol.,,,,,,r.,. that
took nlaso IN heer ON SAINT riyur the
uthcr da. 7 WIZ last oittin roldv few.
bile mi kotfv. we mir liamlin ONT At mes.
emf waitin for sii,n,hin taw trrn nnl wen
awl on a student seen few fellcrs 4
k,lmmin tords ojr kamu in = drg.,,,t
tul, 'en, tow Inc -iwoahiz a+ inst INF ~
tina padjled M ueernr. I saw thet If WIZ
tbe hevunlv twins f,,n Ahhn,1.an nre.
sink. puv 'cn tie ,rivata sine ny the
kamn bntt tho sell ono c,hv.. and ca
knu tina ware lait RUNNERS, and he'd not
ben inisheatid. So l sed, 'Aii teller sui
furers, wood a littul hot kotiy jest now be
emmy konsulashun tew yew in ye"r niz-
ury?' Tina sed. ''yew bet" and then i
knu | he'd struck the rite kord. Dr..
Lakky WIZ kwite chippur aph;ur he got
the koify doun, and sed he'd twenty
times ruthur be up Sault rivur with sech
kumpanee than few set Il yeer in Monty
sayno korthouse with lot uv raskuls, er
even 60 tew kongress with emmy partee
Xsept the Probashunists. Gurton sed he
wuz the most sorry tew hev tew leev
town. jest now Bkaws he wuz airade no
body wood look aphtur sage Leevs, and
he knu that ef tina failed, the HERRrLD
mite as vel stop its publikashun. | told
him tew not greev, Bkaws this WIZ only
site setbak OWN tew surtin kombina-
shun wv surkumstansiz ovur witch we
he'd no kontrole; and tibet THAR wood be
anuthur change in tew yeers tibet wood
purmit sum Nv us tew slide in.
We he'd a mectin that mite and past a
rezolushun that e. diskreshun IL alwais
the bettur part NV waller we wood forciv
the Republicans til the uexst campane
wen we wood turn 'em OFT ef If tul the
yewnited strength Nv awl the defee,id
parties. We awlso past a resolushun few
kun bak few Aburdeen at onst on ak.
kount NV the klimate bein few disagree.
abul heer, We air coin to enjoy the
prosperitee tibet the Reepublvkans hev
promist. We air goin tew wotch EN- ez tina
help the laburin man few = ioh and ait
munney scatturd round the kun.ree. Dr.
Lakky sez he IL coin tew wotcb EN- ez
tina legislait fur temprunse seein' o. how
tina klaim tew be the oanly party tibet hoz
evur dun ennythins fur temprunce. He
Xpects awl the saloon. 10 cloz, M yolt,n.
good Republykans Our faith IN - o;,