The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1894-10-27
PuNcENr PARAGRAPHS.

The man who is not friend will
never have one.-Ram's Horn.
Don't forget, then, Ann, that youf
,,.star ;s n colonel" 20, adore SOL
diers. ma am. o. Tit-Bits.
Curious. Treetop-ihere
is about the best laying hen I've got
Miss Bleecher-"How many eggs does
she Law for a quarter?"-Puck.
acknowledgements Of the law ex.
cuses no one.n "Humph'
Den de iury's dead sure to find my law
yer guilty. Buffalo Courier.
"A obability.-He-"Do you sup
nose women would be any better II
thew had the right to vote?" she
"Probably not. but men would. DC
| toit Free Press. So
| IT ;s supposed that the fashion
among women of reading the final
papes of a novel first is due TO tner
recollection for the last word.-boston
Transcript.
A hit of conversation overheard In
the conservatory at an evening party:
-She-"Do you admire black eyes or
b,ue?'' He-.The light is SO dim here
really can't say. "-Demorest's.
A six-vear-old was seated in bar.
2 hers chair. "Well, my little man" said
the barber, show would you like your
hair cut?'' 80, like papa's, with III
tie round hole at the top. Tit Bits.
Mr.. Sculptor-'.Is the last bust OF
vour husband finished yet?' Mrs.
-Japps-ssWell, / hope SO. found ms
hat on the gas jet, shoes in the brush
trav and him under the folding bed.
Inter Ocean. :.
More Astonishing Still.-Kennard
ION a first glimpse of the sea)-"Aston-
Il ishinp!N Who would have thought there
could be as much water as that?'
, JJnderhill-ssTrue, and remember, you
only see what's on top. Truth
:, in a crowded street car an elderly
: woman offers her seat to a still oiael
n woman who has just entered. Inc ia''
). ter exclaims, sneeringly: % you
neean't getup! Compared with you'
. am still youngr'-Fliegende Batter.
- --sMy sympathies," said the effer
vescinp Young woman, "are altogetnel
r. with the dear Japaneser' $50 are on
r. hired GIRLS" responded the matron
.. ,sShe believes that all China should b
e. eternally smashed. "-IndianapolisJ Jour
" nal.
at -Figg-"Did you ever think OF 1t
OF II Is a curious expression, seeking
as womans hand in marriage. AS thoug
ed the hand were. everything. Fogg-
re 80 it is If you get the hand you &c
n the money. That's where woma
ry carries it."-Boston Transcript.
HEELS that your dog hear how
n inc SOP. Shelves. Poor Hero is
tut devoted to me he guards me all tn
'ur time and won't even let papa put his ar
ize around me-" He-"Faithful creature
lid I can't bear the thought of his bein
ur- chained ON nav account. Vogue.
me "A local band was one day playir
we at Dumferline when an old weav'
'ut came mn and asked the bandmast
'ur what that was they were playi n
.sThat is The Death of Nelson, /" SC
en EMMY replied the 1bandmaster. "a
&C man." remarked the weaver, we na
In glen him an awful death. "-Dund
20 News
on -.Why don't you go to work. ask
u the woman who came to the door In
AZ sponse to Meandering Mikes knoc
ioa. "Madam," was the reply. II do wol
'ere I came all the way from town he
ao An how did do it? Walked. Lift
ow M one foot an set it down an tn
ea done the same with the other, an
heated this operation over and o.
a.. agin." 'sDear mer' exclaimed the
w. .n man, catching her breath, "Thets
Wy trouble with mankind. Fellow ere
wv w.. ures is too much misunderstood =
IL hedn't stopped ter enlighten yer mi
~ don't doubt ye'd hev gone ter
81 dyin' moment 'maginin' Their guv'm'
w furnished us fellers with free bicycle
Washington Star.