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Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

'Seben, ten, fo'teen," murmured the
Ninth street barber sadly, as he gave his
razor a vigorous final slap on the strap and
tried the edge on his thumb nail. ''Seben,
ten, fo'teen," he repeated, ian dun went an
play seben, eleven, twenny-wunl Dass allus
de way. / gifts der dreemin bout snaiks an
bosses bofe at de same time, an stidder play
in de snaik row an de boss row, too. l on'y
plays wunner UNI, an de oder's dess sutn
sho ter cum out"
"Been playing policy, Luther" queried
the customer.
me, subj Yaas, sab, dat's whut / is"
he responded as he rubbed in the lather
"pze allus er playin polersy, an I'ze allus
er playin hit wrong. Wen plays de snaik
row, de boss row come out, an wen plays
de boss row de snaik row come out. Neb
Der did play bofe oh dem tergedder but
wunst, an den nary wun OBJ um showed
Boss, didn't hab no rite ter play UNI
dough, case hadn' dreemed about dem an
finals fur a mont"
Dreamed" repeated the customer,
what has dreaming got to do with pol
icyi"
The barber nearly sliced off his ear in his
start Of surprise.
IVY, boss, hits easy ter see yo' aim neb
Der played no polersy," he exclaimed.
IVY, sub, dey aim no man kin guess what
RUNNERS gwinter cum out. He bleedzed
fur ter dreem if he specs ter win. Dat suit
ny do beat my timesl What's dreemin got
ter do wild polersyl Reckin yo' better stick
ter poker, boss, an let polersy alone if 20
aim er good dreemer.
WY, boss, dares freezer TO- hunnerd mig,
gers In dis town whut takes powders ter
make um dreem, an dey all wares sto' clos
an totes canes an Ibis on de fatter de Ian.
TUX sum OBJ UNI myself wunst an dreem
erbout er house er fab, an de injines squirt
In warter on hit. DEFY wuz mo- water dan
dey wuz fab, 50 / played the warter row,
an durn my cats eff de fab row didn' cum
out. Yaas, sub, dey's nummers correl-
spious'-here he took a deep breath-"wid
ebryfring yo' dreems OBJ, an all yo' gottei
do, boss. is ter dreem hard, an den git dc
nummers whut de dreem siRnerfy, an yc
kin stop err workin TO- de guvvyment an
war dimonts big ez hen aiggs. Mex gen,
nermen step dis way. Washington Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

for blood poisoning. mercu.
rial poison, malaria, dyspepsia. and
in all blood and skin diseases, ike
letter, scald head, boils, erysipelass
eczema we may say. without fear OF
contradiction, that p. p. p. Is the best
blood purifier in the world, and makes
positive, speedy and permanent cures
In all cases.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
One on Edison.

get a record in his photograph Of the slut
tering voice of the famous wit, William r
Travers. One day he lured Travers into
his fine phonograph rooms on Fifth ave
nue.. alleging that he wanted to show hin
the new machine. Travers suspected thai
Edison wanted a wax record of his voice, anC
he refused to talk in it, but said he would
like to hear what some one else had said
Travers put the tubes in his ears and listened
to:the voice of the phonograph. Edison stood
by, waiting to hear what the great humor
ist would say about the machine. Finally
Travers took the tubes out of his ears anG
said: '"This is mom-um- UNI um-marvel
Gus machine, Edison. 1t will do anything
but t-t-talk. detroit Free Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
For the Traveller.

A pocket pincushion. tiny looking
glass, lead pencil, penknife and bottle OF
salts are often wanted, even on a short
journe& 1t is an excellent plan to have
a small bottle of Farina's eau de cologne
in ones travelling bag or reticule. The
dust in the railway carriage has terri.
BILE way of settling ON the face, notwith-
standing the intervening veil. At the
end of journey corner of a cambria
handkerchief, we'll saturated with eau de
cologne and passed over the face, re-
moves every telltale trace and proves
delightfully."- refreshing as well. Many
women use cold cream for the same pur-
pose, but the process is q less cleanly
one
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
SOCIAL ASSET OF GOOD ROADS.

Advantages Improved Highways Would
Bring to the farmers Family.
The social effect of good roads upon
country life cannot be overestimated.
The Improvement of our highways would
do away with much of the difficulty of
visiting in our rural districts. Bad roads
often render social intercourse almost
impossible. The evening Is dark, there
are no side paths or lampposts along the
way, the roads are almost impossible
with mud or drifted snow, and as the
family look out toward the light in the
window of their neighbours house the
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

The republicans are laying wires to
break the deadlock in the lower chamber
of the court of common council and. it is
said, have enlisted prominent democrat
in their cause. A gentleman in whom the
DEMocRAr has the fullest confidence tells
us that at least three democratic members
of the council have been approached, by a
democrat who owes much to the party for
past favors, and urged to remain away
from the next meeting of the council, so
that the republican candidate for road
commissioner may be elected. At any
time srch work is deserving of severe cen
sure, because party fealty should not be
subordinated to private ends. Just now
every democrat should aid the mayor to
give an honest and economical administra-
ton. To place obstacles in his way is
reprehensible; it is treachery. The DEMO
GRAFT would urge every member of the
court of common to attend every meeting
and vote for the democratic candidate for
road commissioner. Fight it out on that
line if takes all summer
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
Good Milk Toast.

Put pint of milk into double boiler;
rub 3tablespoonfuls of butter and table
spoonful of flour to a cream add to the
scalded milk, and stir until it thickens.
Season with salt. Toast slices of bread
a light brown, slightly butter each slice
and dip it, while it is hot, into the
scalded milk. Lay them in the dish, and
over each slice put large spoonful OF
the milk, pour over it the remainder of
the milk, and serve at once.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
PARK REMEDY CO., Boston, Mass.
! New York & New England

Passenger Train Service, January 7. 1894.
Trains leave Waterbury for
BOSTON-a46 7 80 a m leo 3.b5 pm.
PRONIDENCE-3.4 7 80 a m / 90 $ So m.
NEW YORK via Brewster-S.O5 m 2.O5 IN.
WORCESTER-3.i5 7.3O m 100 y M.
NEW LONDON-7,3 n III loo. 355 pm.
PUTNAM-346 30 a m 90 355 nm
W1LI1MANTlC-345 Z 80 a m 100, 365 p m.
SPRlNGFlEID-9O5 a m 500 IN.
HARTFORD-3I5 100 9.O5. lO:46 a m, LOO.
S.Sh s.t5 p. m
NEW BRIrAIN-s.45 100 s.O5 1O.45 n m 100.
3.hE 815 pm.
PLAINvIILE-s.4a 7so, o.O5. io.4O m LOO
BRIsToL.a,ib 7sO, 0.oS, lo4S m 100
TERRYVILLE-7.s 9Ob. 1O.45 m 100 $50
wATERVILLE-7.s 80 s.p6. 10. As a m 1885, s.lS p m
WEST CHESHIRE $50. $50 a m. $50 I'M
MERlDEN 80. $50 m. 40 p IN.
CROMWFIL $50 m, 4 80 y m.
UNION CITY-f sos a m :. 40 pm.
TOWANTIC-fS. sos a m. I 2lO 6p m.
F Pom fER W V&IhE " !" m. 40
SANDY HOOK-s.0b a m 2.lO. p m.
HAWIFYVILLE-s.O5 a m 2lNs y m.
DANBURY-aO5 IN 210 p m. IL 30 a. m
BREWSTERS-Sn5 a m 2.lO, 1l,b0 pm.
FISHKIlL-ON-HUDSO a m 2.O6 p M
aa- Binghampton, Elmira Jamestown Cieve-
land, Akron and Chicago s.O5 m 2.01 M
FOUGHKEEISIE, via Hopewell. sos m.
II 80 y. m.
Sunday trains Hartford and Boston
3.46 a m. 3.45 p. m.
w.R. BABCoCK.
Gen Pass Agent Boston.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
ScallOped Veal.

Chop fine, put layers in dish with al.
ternate layers of cracker dust, salt and
pepper and butter. Pour over two
beaten eggs mixed with pint of milk.
Cover and bake one-half hour. Re
move cover and brown.
Veal cream is also delicious prepare
ton. Stew veal tender, add a slice of
onion, one-third Of cupful Of raw rice;
simmer one hour. Add seasoning, a
cupful of hot cream and serve.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
Round OF Reef Stew,

Take or 5 pounds Of the round OF
beef and put it into water enough to Gov
er it. When the water has been thor
oughly skinned, add 2 turnips, 3 car
rots and 2 onions chopped small, half q
dozen cloves and salt and pepper to
taste. Cover close and boil very gently
four or five hours. A short time before
dinner add teaspoonful of sweet mar
jorum, half cup of tomato catchup and
a tablespoonful of flour wet smooth in
cold water. This is a very economical
dish. The beef is very good cold, and
the soup is excellent.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
LIGHT AND AIRY.
The Modern Society Girl.

NC uAOu cEh oOCIGby 0AE4e
A maiden, tiinlpled, pretty,
With wealth of golden hair,
Her eyes lit up with pity,
Her face o'ercast with care.
"Her heart is sore grief laden"
The kindly floiiat thought.
Then deeply sighed tho maiden
And told him what she sought.
"a bouquet, please, sir, fashion
OF roses white as snow.
The red, red roses of passion
Noplace in this must know.
"The whitest of white roses
OF that, please, sir, be sure.
I want the simplest posies-
The symbol Of the pure"
''Some little child is dying"
The florist murmured low.
Then to the maiden. signing.
"Whsre wish you thfs to go?"
With sobs hsr voice wAs brokm.
My fathers barn, she said.
"It's just little token.
My poor, dear pug is dead"
.HL;----- 49,
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
Aluminium Cooking Utensils.

Aluminium utensils for cooking pur-
poses are now in the market, and are so
light of weight and easily kept bright
and shining that they will no doubt
soon be quite generally used by the
progressive housekeeper. Their cost is
about the same as the best quality of
granite ware-the only quality, by the
way, that is profitable to buy. Alumni
ium is desirable for saucepans, baking
tins and perhaps frying pans, but will
probably not soon, if ever, altogether
take the place of the heavier utensils re-
quired for some kinds of cooking. The
metal, it is claimed, is only corroded
when an excess of salt is used in cooking.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
N. H.&H. Railroad Timetable
June IL. 1893.
NAUGATUCK DIVISION.
Trains leave Waterbury, ~ ro,,ouro

Trains leave Waterbury IA follows:
For NEW YORK-6ob 7.sO. s2e lO.Boam.1os
1925, $50 m. Sunday, 4.16 p m.
Return, b.01. 800, 1908 m; 100 4O2 GOO
pm, Sunday, col m,
For NEW HAVEN. via Naugatuck junction
7.30. 800 a M 12s. 3.25, bB3 IN Yia
Derby junction, sos, $40, 1910 n m l2s
1926, $50 n m.
Return via Naugatuck Junction ut 1.4b nm
Sunday, 500 u m. Via Derby Junction
TOO, ga q. m: 1200, AGO. $50. TAO H. M
Sunday, $40 q m.
For RRIDGEPORT-6'06 z 80. s.a6 1880 a M ::
1.2s. 1915, 5,53 p m. Sunday 4.l6 p m.
Return at 70b. $40 a m 1900 2.2a. $50. TAI
pm. SundayS,l m.
For ANSONIA-6.05. 80. 500. 1910 a m I.2a
3.25. 5.53 TOO tmixed) p m. Sunday. AS
m.
Return at 40 lo.2l. a m 1881 SOL $40, s2o
pm. SUNDAY BAG u m.
For WATERT0WN--6.44 S.S7, 1117 q m 3SR
6.l2 704 p m, Saturday e.15 m.
Return at Cos. 75b. 1880 m: 2.60. 4.3B. ESQ
n M Saturday TBS m.
r.. THOMASTON-8.32. lila m: 3.b2 $50
qOn 70 m. Sunday 9,2b m.
Return at :. 06. 755., 1923 m ABS o. 26 p M
Sunday S47 p m.
For TCRRINGT0Ny-s.S2 l1l2 m 3.B2 csc
e0L . m. Sunday Gas m.
Return at 6.kT. 7 81, 1910 o m: $50. sos d m
Sunday 9423 M.
For WINSTED-s.S2. 1l.12 m: 8S2 Csc 600
Return 81 $50. rio. s.lO m nos. sAap N.
Sundays pm.
or. HEMPsTEAD.0 Gen Pass Agsns
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
FIN, FEATHER AND FUR.

The giraffe has tongue almost 10 inches
long.
Unlike other animals, the seal is trained
without punishment.
Amanda Connolly of Fowling Greek, Nd,
has q hen which for four years has laid an
egg day. missing count only twice.
The albatross, the largest web footed
bird, measuring sometimes IL feet from tip
to tip of wing and weighing up to 90
pounds, frequently accompanies ocean
steamers from the Cape to Melbourne, a
distance of $500 knots. without being seen
TO rest on the way. ~
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
Thoughtful.

Hazel-How do you like your new land
lord?
Nutte-He is the most considerate man
ever saw.
Hazel-In what way?
Nutte-He took the trouble to give me a
letter of introduction to the janitor.-New
York Herald.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

CHAIRMAN WILSON has surprised some
people by the adroitness he has display ed
in plotting his tariff bill through the
amendment rocks. He has run aground
hut. twice. whensthe house voted. down an
amendment endorsed by the ways and
means committee, proposing to postpone
until next fall the time for the free wool
clause of the bill to take effect and adopt
ed one making that clause. go into effect
upon the passage of the BILL
and yesterday when an amendment
to drop the sugar bounty vas passed
Attempts will also be made to put iron and
coal on the dutiable list and to make the
income tax AN amendment to the tariff
bill. 1t is understood that the re-
publican vo tie will be cast solidly for the
income tax amendment, not because they
favor it, but because they believe its adop-
ton will weaken the entire bill in the sem
ate The republicans in the house are not
voting on their convictions just now, but
to develop democratic dissension.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

temper, fear of impending calamity and q
thousand and one arrangements of body and
mind result from such pernicious practices.
All these are permanently cured by i'm
proved methods of treatment without the
patient leaving home
A medical treatise written in plain but
chaste language, treating of the nature,
symptoms and durability of such diseases,
sent securely sealed in q plain envelope, on
receipt of this notice, with 10 cents in stamps,
for postage. Address, Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association HufFalo n. Y.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
OfCourse She Would.

When the train made it's first stop after
leaving home, Mr.. Simpkins, who had beer
in a brown study for several minutes, raised
his eyes, which had a troubled look in
them, and remarked, MY dear, are you
sure we haven't forgotten anything?"
"Of course we haven't" responded the
good lady cheerfully. II would have
thought of it the minute the train started. VI
Detroit News-Tribune
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

HEADACHE
Indigestion. Billiousness,
DYSPEPSIA
And all Stomach Troubles
Are Cured by
P. p. P.
P. P. p. iss sure cure for Rheumatism,
Scrofula. Blood poison. Blotchss. Pimples.
and all skin and blood diseases.
Oancsrous sore on face. years of akin
trouble, GIandular swelling. sufferer rend-
ers, thanks to p. p. p. for its great cures.
1bboEs East Indian Corn PainE cures all
Corns, Warts, AID Buniens.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
Marrying at Leisure,

Daughter-Mr. Nicechapp has asked for
my hand, and have accepted.
Papa-What nonsensel You are not old
enough to marry.
Daughter-That's the beauty Of it. Twill
have plenty of time to look around while
Pm engaged.-New York Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
BOSTON
Clothing Store
118 East Main St.,
St. PatriCk'S Block.

We don't want to fail and for
just the reason we are compelled
To- give you the value of $500 goods
fnr your One Dollar Cash. In or
der to save the name of our respec-
tive firm,
No man can make better invest
ment, than when you buy your
Winter Clothing supply for your
self and family at the sacrifice sale.
Our stock contains a full line
seasonable goods. Overc oats,
listers. Suits and Pant and a full
line of Furnishing Goods, for Men,
Boys and Children.
Don't be too late in taking adj
vantage of this great opportunity.
Save your hard earned dollar when
you can.
Call to see our stock and hear
prices and you will find the .bove
to be positive facts.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
The 1clnocrat.


Letters and communications should bear
the name and address OF the writer IN each
case as a guarantee Of good faith. Anony-
nous communications will not be printed.
Any irregularitY in delivery should be re-
ported TO the office at once.
Entered:at the Post Office at Waterbury as
secOnd-class matter.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
All ENDIained.

Mrs. Clinker-Mrs. Kingley says her baby
is perfect little angel.
Clinker-That's what Kingley meant the
other day when he said he had added new
pair of wings to his house-Truth.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
YOUNG SPIRITS,

a vigorous body
and robust strength,
follow good health.
But all fail when the
vital powers are
weakened. Nervous
debility and loss Of
manly power result
from bad habits, con-
tracted by the young
through ignorance
of their ruinous con-
sequences. Low
spirits, melancholia,
impaired memory,
,,,>roco or Irritable
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
REroRrs from New Zealand show, that

REPORTS from New Zealand show. that
everything is lovely there under the opera
ton of the new female suffrage act. They
havejust..had their first election and for
the first time all the women of the country
voted on an equality with men. The can
didates had committees of women as well
as men and the members of the women's
committees were as keen as the oldest
e!ectioneers in bringing voters of their own
sex to the polls. They saw to it that any
woman having a baby was relieved of
family cares while recording her::vote. The
result of voting was. that the existing gov
eminent was. returned to power by an
overwhelming majority, showing that the
women of New Zealand have profound
appreciation of the party that enfrauchised
them.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
A Promise.

A servant girl, writing home to her par
ents, said: II am sorry have TO money tc
buy stamp for this letter. 1 will put two
on the next n-lit-BitS
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
Harsh.

The Professor-And now, my dear. what
Is the lowest form of animal lifei
The Coed Girl (scornfully l-Man.--
Truth
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

gush of social life that moment before
was moving in full tide is now checked
by these many difficulties. Life in the
country, otherwise full of happiness, now
sinks into a tame existence, all for the
want of q pleasant highway connecting
the homes of adjoining neighbors
There can be no doubt that poor roads
have much to do with the small attend
ance at our public schools. The coun-
try boy and girl obtain the greater part
of their education in early life. After
the age of Is the children are busily en-
gagged in the care of the farm or the dali
ry. During the late fall and winter
when work upon the farm is at stand
still, there is an opportunity given for
school attendance. But this is at the
time when our public highways are at
their worst, and the two or three miles
between the farm and schoolhouse are
travelled with the greatest difficulty.
Were our highways in proper condi-
ton the number of days of school at
tendance by these children would be
more than doubled, and the preliminary
education of the farmers sons and daugh-
tiers would be made to equal that of their
city cousins, and Il good common school
education might be obtained where now
even an ordinary intelligence is lacking.
Church attendance would also be great
ly increased if our roads were uniformly
good. During half the year the pleasure
of church attendance is denied because
of almost impossible highways. The
Sabbath in the country becomes, there
fore, a day of languor devoid of religious
thought, with no care for religious teach
ing, instead of a day devoted to moral
development and Christian attainments.
Our vital statistics show that larger
percentage of farmers, and especially of
farmers wives, become insane than any
other class, and that the ratio of this in
sanity is increased in proportion as the
parties are isolated from society. This
ought not to be. The occupation of
farmer is not disagreeable one; it is
full of interest. Nature has thousand
charms for him that no other occupation
would provide. But this condition re-
suits from his self imposed isolation,
caused in many instances by neglected
and impossible highways. In the old
dungeons of a more barbarous age pris
oners after few years nearly all be-
came demented. A complete separation
from human sympathy and social inter
course was the cause of this insanity.
This condition of things was only a little
worse, however, than that often pro-
duced upon the farmer by impossible
highways.
Open up the avenues Of intercourse
with schools, churches and society by
improved roads and increased facilities
for contact with our fellow men, and
country life. otherwise beautiful and at
tractive, would become indeed what it
should bean approach to our original
Eden.-N. G. Spalding in Good Roads.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

SUBSCRIPTION RATES
One year, $500 Three mos. $12B
Six months 2.s0 One month. "A
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

This balmy winter weather
Brings trials to us every day.
We can't tell whether the summer clothes
Or our winter to give away.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

Rollie-I wish didn't like candy, mann
ma.
Mamma-Why, ROLLER
Rollie-Why, because then l suppose peo-
pie would give me lots of it.-Harper's
Young People.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

Little drops Of water
Poured into the milk
Make the milkmants daughter
Dress herself In silk.
--Ausueta Ca NsMh
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

The Right Way.
Fish Dealer-How shall l send those
Goldfish?
CustOmer-C. q. D.-Truth.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23
The Ailuring Pictures.

Laws O. mercy, there's a man pastin up his pic
tur's!
Run an tell tho Scrogginses an the Bells an
Victors.
Amt they purity? Goodness sakes! Natural
natur!
See the big rhnosterhorse an the alligator!
There's a lady with n skirt like umbereller,
Standin on Il lopin horse, smilin ut n Teller,
An clown a-holdin up hoops for her to jump
Interestin? Bet yer life that there show is
sumpin
Look at that gyraft, with a neck jes' like a
ladder,
Long an pokey dotted an Simmer than Its
shaddcr.
90! l RELY thought hecrd them big lions
roarn-
f l was that man in the cage, I'd drap through
the floorin.
What a thunderation snake! longer than these
reins are
Head is fiat and spraddled out; wonder where
his brains are.
I'll be blamed if would swing him around my
head so,
But that lady does it, fer Hiram Victor said So
See that Teller in tho swing, bendin down an
Ii he missed his holt up there, wonder what'd
happen?
This here ole barn--jee- mum ee!-looks jes'
like palace.
Go an call the hired man an yer cousin Alice.
Run an git the Scrogginscs an the Bells an
Nictors.
Amt the barn jes' glorious with its circus pie
turSY
Jim, swcar-I don't care how pap an nanny
work us;
I'm a-gofn to gcther ir'n an go to the circus
Omaha World Herald.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

Tagleigh-What are the 80 articles that
svery divine has to accept before he can be-
come full fedged Clergyman
Wagleigh -Slippersi-Hello.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

Hooo.s Puts are purely vegetable. care
fully prepared from the best ingredients $50
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1894-01-23

A Sad Fate.
Oh, pity the pugilistl
Do not rejoice.
He's just had the grip
And was robbed of his voice.
Washington Star.