St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1894-09-06
ALL SORTS.
Her Objections.

ALL SORTS.
Her Objections.
! o maiden, thou art passing fair
| No charms with thine are worth compar-
| ing.
| love thee yes I VOW I swear
| Said she, Il much object to swearing"
| o, from my suit love, do not shrink,
| feel thy bright eyes fascnation
| Intoxicating 1ove-draughts drink
Said she. Il hate intoxication."
If thou reject. my shall end
Beneath the turf the earth embracing,
The last rem aims of thy fond friend
Said she, Il hate the turf and racing"
But if he had taken with him as a pre-
sent a bottle of DIR. Pierce's Favorite
| Prescription, he would have been more
successful in his suit. She doubtless
owed many of the charms which captiva-
ted him to it's virtues. For frightening
woman's eyes, and giving her that
healthy look so much admired by the op-
| posite sex, it has no equal. Guaranteed
cure or benefit in all cases of Female
Weakness, " irregularity, painful periods
and kindred ailments, or money paid for
it returned.
One of the best remedies for a burn is
limewater and sweet oil, mixed in equal
quantities.
LIES often lost from little ills
Wnlcn might be saved by little pills.
That is to say, if you suffer from bill
| iousness, constipation, dyspepsia or tor
pid liver use DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
All Free.
Those who have used DR.. Kings New
Discovery know its value, and those
who have not, have now the oppor-
tun1ty to try it free. Call on the adj
vertised druggist and get a trial bottle,
free. Send your name and address to H.
E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get
sample box Of DR.. Kings New Life Pills
free, as well as copy of Guide to Health
and Household Instructor, free. All of
which is guaranteed to do you good and
cost you nothing. Flint Bros. drug
store.
Keep your stock of laundry soap in a
warm, dry place, and it will last much
longer.
Electric Bitfers.
This remedy is becoming so we'll known
and so popular as to need no special
mention. All who have used Electric
Bitters sing the same old praise
purer medicine does not exist and it is
guaranteed to do all that is claimed.
Electric Bitters will cure all diseases of
the liver and kidneys, will remove
pimples, boils, salt rheum and other af-
fections caused by impure blood. Will
drive malaria from the system and
prevent as well as cure all malarial
fevers. For cure Of headache, constipa-
ton and indigestion try Electric Bitters
Entire satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Price so cts. and $1.OO per
bottle at Flint Bros. drug store
In place of the clumsy feather buster,
try, when busting carved furniture, a
painters brush having moderately stiff
bristles.
First Achon-Second Actiou-Third
Action.
So said the wise Athenan. We shall
be wise to follow his advice in many
matters; in none more so than III Crap
pling with cold or with dyspepsia or
in seeking relief from consumption in its
earlier stages. 1t is absolutely useless to
sit down and bemoan our bad fortune.
We must act-act-act The first and
most Imperative action necessary is to
procure a bottle of DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. The second action
will be to use it. The third action will
naturally follow-we shall proclaim
abroad its virtues.
Sardis, Big Stone Co., Mimi
r. Y. PIERCE, NJ. D., Buffalo, n. Y:
Dear sir-Having
felt it a duty to write of the good 1 re-
ceived by taking your medicine, l now
would say, that one year ago l was Civ
en- up by my family physician and friends;
all said l must die. My lungs were
badly affected, and body reduced to
skeleton. My people commenced to give
me your Medical Discovery" and 1
soon began to mend. 1t was not long
before l became we'll enough to take
charge of my household duties again.
Golden Medical Discovery. Respectfully,
MIRA MILLS.
With the exception of the new table
ware in silver gilt, there seem to be few
changes in silver.
Deans Rheumatic Pills absolutely cure
rheumatism and neuralgia. Safe.
In caring for a piano, nothing is so
useful as a good soft chamois.
BuckIen's Arnica SaIve,
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfact on,
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Flint Bros.
a Good Suggestion.
ROCHESTER, N. Y.-John Davies of this
city took severe cold and suffered pain
through the back and kidneys. His physi-