The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-03-10
,.rrrE JOHNS COURT
TN. wo,,, and III. two flowers are Grow.
Ing Entertaining.


A number Of old jasgers were before
sbe Mogu, Yesterday. They were all
sobered nm At the rate Of $50 each Those
- d,s no, have the filthy lucre were
VINO oio not nave ~ whore a., '''
sent to the City Hotel' W. 10y can
' -, l.a,,o. h., ,be hundred. The Sergeant
ao,,vorea a frao lecture 20 the crowd I'm
rhich he cot off as original that time
worn verse.
"Of wine do not touCn'
IT'S magical stun
one drink Is too ihur"'
Two drinks not enough
cIork White laughed. and asked tho
Fat bower IL he thought any one would
believe that he had written the verse.
"Whv. certainly" responded the Ser
geant. while he added, with a contempt
nous upturnlne Of his Grecian nose, you
don.t sunpose ANYBODY would have the
audacitv To saw that / did not compose
A. do vou2'' The left bower was about To
answer when the intruing and beautiful
coue enance Of the Justice cut snort fur
thor conversation. "IIot day amt it;'
aueried his Honor. "Oh 10 iei'i'eu the
Sergeant. lit IS not at an Main' what
| call n delightful day. tn'' SHOWS
what YOU know about 10, prom III power
No "Vbv. thi. morning as was COM
ing along the street" he ADDED saw
a woman feeding her hens crached Zee.
/ asked what she was doing wasting her
ice I'm such an extravagant manner.
..v-hat ala she saw" broke III the MoguL
"Whv. 10 keep her hens rom iaylns
hard-boiled eggs" The hanhe, u'7"lly
Of Justice Johns bearing was snakcn 10
its foundation A spasmodic' var neni T.
ed smile ran over bis moDns i0",'les.
81 tbourhf that would settle him,
said the left bower.
yes" Clipped in his Honors corpuienl
assistant John amt hlu0n q" Ho'
weather and fish stories.
Talking about fish stories REMINDS me
Of my trip to New Jersey, saiu inc
| MOgul. Tell it TO u.s. exclaimed Doll
bowers in the same breath.
''Wen. last summer when J was mp u
the land Of mosQuitos / was worried con
siderably by those charming ana persist
ent insects. So one night deNlseu NE
scheme whereby l hoped TO fii hysei
Of their further attentions. pouSnt
bottle Of Royal glue WIN TINS SUCK
substance / coated my nlgnt-soWn. I'M
result was that next morning Twelve o
! the Insects We're stuck 20 my fooe d
| mutt, They We're Of such gigantic pro
portions that my curiosity tempted me x
/ weigh them. Those twelve mosquito
weighed just one pound.
/ The Sergeant smiled a sickly smile an
went into the prisoners pen, where D.
paced up and down for three hours Try
ing TO soothe his injured feelings, bu
finding no relief in this he sat down an
wept bitterly until his equilibrium wa
restored. But Clerk White was equal {
the emergency. Rising TO his feet h
struck a Henry Irving attitude, ana dc
| livered the following.
Men tell lies here below,
That cannot be denied.
But the Mogui beats them all,
Then is not satisfied.
The docket contained a varied assert
| mfnt of sins and gressions, such d
/ humanity has a tendency TO commit ]
! moments of weakness. The tolioNin
! cases were disposed Of 10y the Big Three
Alice Tucker. Nellie Murrell. May /
Gibbons. Maggie Wallace. aud AneH
Coles were charged with keeping diso
DERBY houses. The case was continued u
| iii to-day i'm order to secure evidence
An attachment was issued Tor Nlilla'
! Eggleston fcoloredA who IS charge
with being disorlcrly on the street An
another for Ed. Washington ,coiored
who is wanted for assaulung and beatii
i Annie WARN lex.
lanes Young. alias George Dixon colo
ed. was jailed for thirty days, In deiau
of surety. as a suspicious character. III
charge against him was being a su
picious character and trespassins on u
premises Of Mrs G. Rebmar
Eugene PUgh (coloreD was sent on
the Hastings Court 20 answer Tor u
larceny Of pistol and $50 IN currenc
the property Of Andrew Nelson. Nume
Gus cases Of trivial character mos,
DRINKS. composed the balarce OF q
I docket.