Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1894-01-26
PITH AND POINT

But he always wants that little more
than he's got.-Puck.
"How strangely Putter acts Isn't
he little OFF," ono, but the market
is. Boston Transcript.
The trouble with "fiery resolutions"
is that they usually go up in thin
smoke of irresolution. Puck.
"Train robbers are after big game
ont West" eyes; they're tacklin' the
porters now."-Atlanta Constitution.
1t is only fair that when a patient
has faith in doctor, the doctor should
trust the patient. Philadelphia Rec
ord
"You think you are cutting dash,"
as the driver said when the horse
kicked in the front of the buggy
Siftings.
"Billy was too much bent on getting
that girl" eyes, and the first he
knew he was broke. Kate Fields
Washington.
"The early bird catches the worm"
therefore, the wise worm will take
another nap, and cultivate habits of
laziness. Puck.
''My starsl" calculated Bridget, as
the third policeman of the evening
came softly in at the kitchen door
Chicago Tribune.
Professor Potterby-''The body Of
the frog, gentlemen, is composed al
most wholly of water" Freshleigh-
"Spring water indianapolis Jour
nal.
He-"Of course, my prospects are
not tho brightest. We will have
great deal to contend against" SHE
dearest, we will have each other |"
Vogue.
Mrs. Pruner-"H Have you got ao.
quainted in the church YETI" Mrs.
Prim-"Yes, indeed! I already be-
long to one of the Oldest factions in
it. Plain Dealer.
my friends we're right about john"
sighed the young wife. "They said
that after married him I would find
him out, and so do-out every night"
New York Press
ST gave you ten cents just before /
stepped into that store" Blind Beg
gar-"Well, you see, your new hat
changes you so didn't know YOU
Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Stranger "What makes that man
stop every second and act like woman
who is shooting chickens?" Gotham
ite-"Oh, he is an ex-park police
man. New York Journal.
Teacher-"Now, children, I have
told you that we had fvo senses.
Johnny, You may tell me how we may
use them?" Johnny-"To buy soda
water. Detroit Free Press. .--
Hygiene is making itself felt in the
land. In his composition ono bow
writes: "Girls can't run or holler like
boys because their diagram is
squeezed. Boston Traveller.
Paterfamilias- "why did you kiss
my daughter against her will, sirP''
Jack-"Well, because-don't you see
she changed her mind when it was
too late. Kate Fields Washington.
Base Deceiver: stillingAeet-"How
could you conscientiously tell Miss Ell
der that she is the only woman you
ever loved?" Tillinghast-" is o
fact. The others were oil young
girls. Vogue.
Jennie-"You are not married YETI"
Fannie-"No, but I'm going to be,
The young man who has been visiting
me has been making inquiries behind
my back if I knew how to cook
Tammnny Times
6rlggs-"What is the matter with
you? 1 never before saw you looking
30 rocky" Braggs-"I feel rocky. /
have been down in Kentucky for q
week drinking limestone water. n-Tn.
dianapolis Journal.
Reginald" Rosie, how do you like
the architecture of my new trousers ~
Reglnald's Sister inspecting the gar.
ment) Tim not a good Judge Of their
architecture, Reggie, but their acoustic
properties are simply mngnifcenti.--
Chicago Tribune.
$50 you have got a wife," said
Chaffer to nowly married man. ~
don't KNOW don't know" replied
the man, with evident hesitation.
sometimes think I've got her, and
sometimes think she's got me. You
see, I've only been married o few
months, and can't tell just yet how
Inc &C combination is going to turn OUT
wouldn't be q boomer
ana with the boomers stand
In line for sixty hours -
And hll my lungs with sand is