The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-12-07

Take a dose of DeWitt's Little Early
RiseTs just for the good they will do
you. These little pills are good for in
digestion, good for headache, good for
liver complaint, good for constipation.
They are goOd.-Ennis & Walker
Two Ottawa undertakers fought to a
finish over a corpse, one armed with a
poker and the other with a knife. As
in the case of the two CANNES who bat
tied for a bone, a third secured the
prize. Both the belligerents are in Jail
with bond fixed at 5000.
As G. W. Bear was starting for his
home at Brewster Wednesday evening,
his team became frightened and ran
away. Mr.. Bear was thrown out and
severely bruised. He was unconscious
when found, but medical assistance
soon brought him around.
Many heartrending accounts of des-
titution in western Kansas have come
to our notice, but none we're more
touching than an article in the HOxie
Sentinel in which the editor relates
that not a drop of liquor has passed
his lips for 731 days.-Breeze.
We might tell you more about One
Minute Cough Cure, but you probably
know that it cures a couch. Every one
does who has used it. 1t is a perfect
remedy for coughs, colds, hosrsnes. It
is an especial favorite for children, be-
ing pleasant to take and quick in cur
ing.-Ennis & Walker.
W. J. Myers left for Wallace county
Wednesday to look for his son, Ches-
terrified, who went down there last We'd
nesday and has not since been heard
from. As he had a considerable sum
of money in his possession, it is feared
he may have been fOully dealt with by
some of the tough Wallace county
terroFs. Later; Mr.. Myers was found
all right being detained On account Of
the snow.
The school children took their usual
donations to charity to school with
them last Wednesday. The custom is
beautiful one and the offerings
tighten the burdens of many who re-
ceive them. In coming in contact with
the ways of the world the hearts of
people are hardened, snd if there is
anything that will soften up that
member of the human body it is in be-
lieving the distress of others.
One of last weeks newly married
couples, in order to avoid the pranks
Of practical jokes sent their trunk to
the station the afternoon before the
wedding. One Of their friends Was not
to be out-Witted so easily, however, and
followed the baggage. He covered the
trunk with a thick coat of mucilage
and then poured rice over it, tied white
ribbons to the handles, and pasted a
placard here and there to good advan-
tage. The chagrin of the happy pair
may be imagined when such a very
suggestive object was brought to the
hotel after having reached their desti-
nstion.-Capital
The man who was the victim of the
Kanorado accident died last Thursday
morning. He recovered consciousness
before he died and stated that he had
ticket from Greeley to KanOrado, but
as the conductor refused to stop, he
jumped. Fireman Pat Brown, who was
on the engine which pulled No. 6 in
that morning identified the man as the
one that he ordered off the blind at
FlagleF. He says that he came to the
engine to get warm and said he was
riding the blind, whereupOn he was
forbidden to continue his ride. A tele-
gram was sent to Greeley to parties
who we're acquainted with the man,
who replied that he had intended to
purchase a ticket, and also stated the
amount Of money he had when starting.
The difference between what he started
with and what was found on his per
son would correspond with the price Of
ticket from Greeley. 1t is thought
suit for damages viii be brought.