Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-08-10

family Druggist IN North Chicago
happened to look up from the tub OF
fruit syrup he Was compounding, and was
astonished to see the shattered wreck OK
man enter and throw itself upon q
chair. The wreck was in an awful condi-
ton, bleeding, like Col. Marco BoEarris,
at every vein.
What in the name of Sir Walter Scott
has happened 10 youi" cried the drug
gist.
Pour few quarts OF srnlcs on me,
responded the wreck wearily, "and I'll
tell you"
The druggist stitched him up and soak
ed him in healing fluids and listened for
the story.
"I live on Clifton avenue" said the
wreck Il have lately been reading up
on ion-tamers, and l came to the con-
cIusion that the human eye would subdue
any beast that walks. | tried it on all
the animals IN the neighborhood, and 1t
seemed to work all right. For two or
three weeks | went around subduing
things with my eye. Then got into an
argument with a neighbor on the ques-
tion. He held that really fierce animal
didn't care q red cent for the human eye.
offered to bet so that he couldn't pro-
cure an animal that couldn't conquer by
looking at"
II can guess the rest" said the drug
gist; "he trotted out a big msstiff with
mouth as large az the Arctic regions,
and you tried to subdue it, and it wouldn't
subdue to amount to anything; and in
the grand symposium that followed the
dog tried to make a record at plain aud
fancy chewing, and succeeded"
THAT sounds reasonable en- ough," re
piled the wreck YEARLY, "but it wasn't
the way it happened. Ny nsighbor took
me into = strange yard by moonlight and
asked me to hypnotic big sorrel bnll-
dog that was sitting on the porch. Sew
eral strangers were there to see the ex-
pertinent, ard l went to work. | stared
into the orbs of that beast for 10 min
utes and il didn't seem to move mus
Gle; then, to show that it was throughly
subdued, / went up and placed my hand
on its head. 1t was q cast-iron bulldog,
and was subdued when it first came from
the foundry. While the spectators were
laughing, sailed into my neighbor. de-
termined to whip him all round the block
and up and down an alley, and you see
the result. | wish that you would pour
pint of oil Of sassafras down my neck"
A common cold should not lie ne
elected. Downs Elk will cureit. :
Cleveland young man who wanted to
show off his strength, undertook 10 carry
q l0-fJot length of sewer pipe weighing
500 pounds. While il was being adj usted
on his shoulder be slipped and the iron
falling on him broke his neck.
The motto of the proprietors of DR..
Henry Baxter's Mandrake Bitters is, 1.-THE
greatest good To the greatest number,
and 80 sell large bottle OF q valuable
remedy for the small price OF % cts, and
warrant every bottle to give satisfact
ion or money refunded.
Two frst-class concerts, instrumental
and vacsl, have been given recently .at
the Louisville Almshouse aud Asylum,
with such excellent results upon the pau
pers and insane that they are to be made
a regular feature.
rheumatism cured III y day-'Mystic
cure for rheumatism and neuralgia, radio
ally cures in TO days. Its action upon
the system is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the dis
ease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits. IS cts. Sold by J. Z
Redick, druggist Butler.
Governor Tillman says .he will start
the South Carolina dispensaries Aug. /.
Lexington Ky, police had pitched
battle with 1870 negro crap shooters.
About 100 shots were fired. Twenty -seYen
were captured.
Heart Disease RelieUed in 80 NsSuteS.
DIR. Agnew's Cure for the Heart gives
perfect relief in all cases of Organic Or
sympathetic Heat Disease in 80 minutes,
and speedily effects cure. 1t is peer
less remedy for Palpitation, Shortness OF
Breath, Smothering Spells, Pain in Lett
Side and all symptoms ofs Diseased Heart
One dose convinces. Sold by City Phar-