davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
Cgrief an bic SIItnDts g taats3ettnnsJ
2l1tS NMnneAS County lit SeraS.
8aIIinQer, 80. Muquit Is

8alItn9er, 30. Nu9uit 1894.
9l[s icb Dor Sabrcsfrift cine 8ei9reibuna
bieiiser @esenb in Sbrer !3eituns pers
OffentIibte, bate icb nod feline 0bnung,
pel6e Graeneite bieier @rtifeI baber
mirbe; iiber bunbert beutibe Samtlien
DDbnen ieBt bier ultb bun6erte iteben nocb,
bebuts glnfteoeLung, nit mir in 8erbtnz
onng.
9a Ii iebt sic !3eit fommt, no Bic
9etmatbIuber ipteoerum auSgeben, UNI ltd
etne 6eimitdtte gu iuben, 10 m0btc ih
ourb oteie 3eilen auf biefes, bon ber Ndtur
10 ret6li9 gele9nete County npcbmalS aufz
merriam ntaden. Otetne Wfittbeilunger
grinben lid nlr auf Gbatiacben, tpelcbc idb
in ben flint Sobren metnes 6ierieins gez
ieben babe. Die l3eilen fommcn 6aber
ntbt aus Der Seoer zines v2anbboomers".
SLteBenbes gSaiier i'm l1eberluiie; gutes,
tubleS, frii9eS Srinftpaiier in elmer Stefe
bon 1870 SUB; eeniigenb 8rennbol3 ;
rei6er, tiefer, iebr frucbtbarer 8oben nit
9e6munterlage; biuigeS 2anb COON So bis
SIS fit robes 9anb unb SO bis $12 fir elm
9ericbtete Sarmen) NIT ein 9rittel Nn3abz
lung unb ben Eeit in brei oOer mebr idbrz
lic6en Q63ablungen; gutter Wtarft fir ale
geSogenen grooufte; GuBerft frieolicbe,
fleiBi9e >8ebOLferung Qeinc Jteger); quite
&irben uno SDulen; cine Der geiunoeiten
@esenben III Den 8ereini9teE Staaten: oas
iino Die 8orsiige, pelde bteles Gountp
au9enbltdIIb beitBt, unb Naes, pas uns
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10

npd feblt, iinb einige Gouienb quito beutihe

mob feblt, ltnb cinige Sauienb cute beutibe
6arncr.
Sn ben flint Sa6ren meines Sierieins
~lieferte bic @e9en0 fol9enoe 9urbibnttts>
GrtrG9e: 8aumpolle bon bis l Balen
per 9lcre; Bei3en Is bis 20 8u1bel; Safer
80 bis so; Go99en unb @erite 80 bis 40 !;
@orn 20 bis 40; (auSnabm5tpcile befomer
mir allcb 100 bis 1870 8uibel Safer unb
80 bis 40 8ulbel @eisen POM 9cre) Miuct
e @rnten) 4 bis 6 Sonnen; 3uderrobr
e @rnten) 3 bis 4 Ionncn; Colorado
@ras 2 bis 3 Ionnen; &artoffeln ISri1b"
unb vStpeet"O 200 bis 300 8uibeI. 8ru6tz
b6llme gebetDer lebr gut, ebenlo aQe Sou
ten @entille. Gtc6 miro bier ME eefIttert,
lonocrn 9ebt Minter unb Sommer ouf Die
9Srtoe.
8aainser lit ber GountDitb; obtpoDL erit
Z Sabre alt, bat es OO9 idbon cine @ine
ppbner3abL bon 1000. Die StaDt liegt
am Colorado Sluiie unb bat ein Dlbi6eS
GourtbauS, cine groBe W~tablntitble, prGcbz
tige &auffGben, elm SreiibulbauS, bas
$10,0 0 gefDitet bat unb in !pelcbem abt
9e6rer unterri6ten, 1Omie 6 &ircben (aub
cine beutl1O. Die Santa Sc Gtienbabn
bur6l9neibet Die Staot; ebenlo beftnben
iib iber ale erOBeren @aiicrIGufe freie
%eiierne 8ritden.
9lm II. unb 20. September u16 am g..
Ottober 9eben nun GrcuritonsSiise bonn
gtorben fir ben balbcn Tobrpreis nab bier
unb ba ib iDeiB, baB Stelc trob %lalerer
9lrbett taum tbr 9eben friiten ~t0nnen, 70
baltic ieb eS fit meme GDriitenpfltbt, Die
6eimatbiuber auf 6ieie berrli9e @e9en6
aufmerfiam SIT mdben.
8iini6t Sentan6 no6 ndbere Mtsfunft,
10 mag ct iib pe~rtrduensDoa, unter 8ets
leeun9 elmer 8riefmarfe, on MIDI ipenOen.
ST.. SLATE, 2ebrer.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
2usIdno.

- ie GanaGifiruns 6es Jt6etns bon
WannDeim bis StraBburg 9%elpinnt i'm
2anbe INNER mebr SreunDe. Die 9ur6<
fiibrbarfett Der S9iffbarma6ung bes
GbeinS bat 8aubirector Sonieu na6ge>
tpteien. On Der Spibe Der N9itatton fir
oaS groject ftebt Die Stabt &arlSru1e.
NuBerbem bat ii3 Elm GanaIcomite gebtl7
bet, in benz aucb Die 6anoelstammer per7
treten it, @citer babcn ftb Gonitcs fitr
Die SanaLtltrung oes GbeinS in Sfenburg
unb &ebl conitituirt, Die nit benz &arlsz
ruber Gomtte in Gerbinbung 9~etreten iin6.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
fir saugIinge und Kinder.

ANA OAASAASN
Castoria bef0rdePt VerdauuRg
und beseitigt Blahungen, Yerstopfung,
Magensaure, Diarrh@ Sund Fieber-Zu-
stande. Dadurch wird das Kind gesund
erhalten und sein Schlaf natiirlich.
Castoria enthalt weder Morphin noch
andere narkotische Bestandtheile.
"Castoria empfehle ich, we'll es Elm gutes
Mittel fir Kinder ist und besser ais ale ande-
rem, die ich kenne." 81. A. ARCHER, ID. D.,
Ill South Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. J.
''seit mehreren Jahren habe ich fCastoria'
empfohlen und verde damit fortfahren, da es
regeImassig gut gewirkt hat"
EDWIN F. PARDEE, M. D.,
125. st. und Z, Ave-, New York City.
"Aus eigener Erfahrung und B~eobachtupg
kann ich sagen, dass Castoria cine tremiche
Medizin fir Kinder ist, da es abfuhrend wirkt
Und die game Constitution durch he1lsame
wlrkung auf die Eingeweide aufrecht erhalt.
yiele Mttter haben mir erzahlt, vie ausSes
Eeichnet es ihren Kindern bekommt."
DE-. g. O. OsGooD,
Lowell, Mass.
THE oENrAUR COMPANY, II Murray Street, NY.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
NenrQlgte.

SEER suItuS @barnaf, 81 8urlttts'
Str, Gbicaeo, SITS; 16retbt: Metre
Srau utb r1etn S6wtegerrater l'ffen
felt Satrer an teuraleti4et Snmer3en'
tpurben iebD6 bur6 bic @rtperolft9 Don
ct. Safpbs Ssl ~ppafGnpi9 sebe'lt-
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
Nerremfungem.

5err @barles Gberbarb, Marfet.@ Ctr,
2~atcafter, @a., f6reibt: SD lttt tn
Splee etneS Derrerften SuBe8 bic beftt9itet
@6mer3en. ct. SafDbS Sel ltrberte
bic SGmer3en mad Der erfen @rtperour9
unb BETTE mid TT tur5er 3ett ~DDaftdrbtg.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
Sueti0Mn0eM.

SD Bate nttr ben Daumett fart gee
euetIAt, f6retbt SEER g. 3. BaSles3,
Sberlin, Sans, nnb 1tt6tS ltneerte Die
@6mersen, bts t6 ct. SdfCbS gel ah'
fpdnpte, tpe19e6 tnfur5er 3ett ~1OattGuSt9e
6etluna 3ra1te.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
(grief on bic SIItnpis Stouts5ettnn9)
9taerlci aus ct. SotaiS4

Ser reue Central 8abnboi. 0oS tuieberers
itunbene GGanter's =ouus. = Gas peripubrIOite
GourtborS Gin S9onbilef iir Die Staot. -
Sic nod INNER nupouen6cte StabtbaGe. -
Sin Stiif6en S6ilbo. = GclnnObettSpor>
rt6tun9cn, Sic sum oimmeG %itintelt. Se9tnn
Der idbrIi3tn Nerbitieitlidfeitcn.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10

Sd serleyte MIR Bet &iden, faretbt
6err gbar1es S. 6esleS, SDrdcnle, &c.
g., unb mar nt6t tt @tanbe 5a Ite9er,
muete feds @phen int Stublf dufreGt
fsen. ct. Safpbs Sci betlte mid baa'
ern6.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
GtabIirt felt 1851.
Henry Sehoellkopf,
Wholesale & Retail Grocer,
232 & 234 O1 f. anoolpRsStry
amt1Geu sEronf1iuz urb 9HarfetsStraRs.
CHICAGO, I'LL.

Wholesale & Retail Grocer,
232 & 254 OfzRdnoolpRsStry
spii9en SronfGiu= unb Wtarfet'Strass.
Gbtca9D, Sus..
erDieIt ioe6en in feiniter Nualttdt:
geMe Sou6mSi1d)e SoA=Sarin9e,
Wearimtrte &antbMr9er ataIe TIT SeIces
Bun. ~Spant0r, $ntnbttrGer u outtOpfes
Gd)tet @ntntetttbaIer Sd)tpetsertaie
Support. 8r1Gnid btn. Ge1neI1ttDutft,
Gdlte ~SSranff. &ratiutrit tt 0ttd)iet1
Tetne gaIanti, Wtarittrte sStt9etL
SrontaSe De Srte, sou. GSamer:Fate'
Ste~mfid)GteAet, grttte1 SFt6mtertdle,,
S~Seifiten &tntblt9es, S3attO= tttt0 Jt6hntrdfe1
iSd1feu gfuaueforf= tttto SornteIan=SFdf
0lDpetit=StLo, GprOtte1t iii Del,
Srabattter SaIs=SaroeAen, Saroenerbuttetp
gsorsp. ar6nter=2ltd1 o0tes, sun. Sarottens
Seiteu 8eineffig s1tttt GtiGrtndD e1t,-
@dIteS SltUenol, 9IHeIourfer GSei,Ienfs
SIiuen, Senpern, SrttTeIn, Sbnttptgnons,
Tcmc Stu=5mrfer, 9eMtlde Spar8eItt,
@dItttttbo btet, SeIf. Ntbd)ett, franz. Ctbiettp
gtra8b. @arsIeber=Y aftetett, cling. Trldte,
1lm9ar. 9to1eu=Y ~aprifa, setr: 8iIse,
gstr: Sirnsm: iFia1sm e"t5rtns alS T Si.t. e.,
Tet,aIte BerE9erite, $eiSem8rieS,
Sa9D, &ritmfert, 0tObnlartett,
2cutSG1e StrIe, StttIe cit, SttdDt 10 et5ett1tnsep
@eritemeritbe, GetsmebI, &0rtDHeIntebI,-
Stai. Mtacear6ni, spaaettt, TaOenzytnoeIn,
Soften 8ienetbonig. ftnel. Sn9toer,
1eimiten Sanas 1a,1e YsofteE seffee'
Gid)eLfaTee, @aIsfaffee, Gid Orien,
S~Set1itc O~entld1e IT. frntts. GbocolaSe, &atan,
!S1f. tttO d1iaeI. Slice, 0atiGnzS obteit,
9emtId)er ~gd)mmpftabaf BON &pbbe6,
Sptttraoer, S~SoIsIdmbe, &oIspamtoMetn
81 ben b~t1igfte1 BreiIen.
Henry SchoeIIkepS
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10
SrUGee 0eEeeiat.

9as osrbeiierte elaftil9e SrudbanO. Sos etnato.
Sru6banb, lpelCbeS man Sag unb g}arht nit peousn,fisns-
felt tra9eu fam, BELT ii4er iesen 8rudl. 1eutitbes e..
L1aft; &otalo9e trei 2%nseionot. Slnprooeb GiofHc 9rIts
Co. 822 SroaoTpap, g6e II. @tE, 9tep lqrt, 2IplSps
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10

9luf @run6 ieines ebten 8auft1[s tuor6
6os Gourtbaus bon jeber unb nit 9tebt ais
cine 3ier6e Der Staot eradtet, felt gerauz
rter !3eit beftnbet es fih iebo9 in einem.
b~erartig nertpabrloiten 3uftanbc, baB es
cine po6re S6mocb fir Die @innobnerz
ibaft un6 cine Scbanbe fir Die itGbtil6en
8eb0rben lit. Die prdchti9en ma1itben
Sdulen uno gortifos, bic breiten Steinz
treppen an Der Sitz unb Weftieite, bic Saz
caoen, nit einem 8orte, ale 9luBenieiten
ftno bon Staub unb Sbmub beDedt uno
I'M Snnern 1T es faum beiier befteat; Die
9roBe JtoturOa iiebt ebeniO beriDtttcrt aus,
Die bic berrlicben SreScosemdIOe bon bet
5dno oes 5u friib beritorbenen 9cut16z
dlterttanerS Wtmer on ber 10 funitnol gei
Dolbten 9ede, unb 10 LANCE bie1er Stdl1o
ber Otn9e a1bGlt, nirh es gut isin, tpern
mOglt6lt ipeni9 6renlbe 6as 0ebGube nGber
IN Qltgeni6etn nebnten. Die 8onbs, 3. b.
Die Yf1n06rtefe Der Sto6t st. 2ouis baben
betannttib etnen bo6en &urs un6 itnb
cine ieDr geiubte &apitalienanlage, aber 3u
elmer 9rltnoltcben 9tenoOirung pes Gourtz
bduies ideint fem @elb ~norbanben All iein,
1ltb oaS ben Nanten Sour Courts ~tragenbe
Dor etpa fiinfunbSipan3ig Sa6ren errichtete
gebGuoe, oas mebrere @eridbtsiGIe, oaS
g pli3ei6auptqrartier, ba9 @cfdugniB etc.
beherbergt, iieht gLeicbfaas 10 Oerfallen, 10
bernocbIGiiigt aus, baB Der BON ietnen Gr=
ballern babel on BEN Sag 9elegte feline
&ulitqeicbmaf beim belten @tuen nicbt
ntebr III erfenncn lit. Sn iciner n%dditen
g1G6e tte6t 6te neue Staot9aae, 0eren San
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1894-09-10

- 0roBeS NufIeben erre9t i'm 60aa Elm
&aubmorbperiu6 auf ben beL9ii3en @e7
ian6tibaftS iefretGr Baron @Dtersloot6.
DIS @enannter in Der gta6t na6 ieiner
@obnun9 betmfebrte, ipurbe er bon einem
u%nbefannten Manne iiberfauen, nit eiltem
Sobti9ldger nieber9ei6Ia9en rno berallbt.
Ser M0rber, ber fem Spfer fir tO6t belt,
raubte cine 8aariumme bon 5000 @uloen.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05

The first Is remarkably smart little
suit composed Of navy blue "vicuna"
serge. made somewhat after the "Nor-
folk" style. Under the quite short skirt
are worn knickerbockers of the same
materlal-these meet the long, bsauti-
fully fitting leggings. The little close.
fitting waist has the Norfolk" pleats
back and front, and fasten on the shout
der with three fairly large fancy but
tons. The yoke is very pointed, and
both that and the bottom of the skirt are
lined with two rows of stitching. The
sleeves are not exceedingly full for this
style Of suit and are quite plain. The
cap is navy blue, while the gloves and,
CATERS are Of pretty light tan shade. :
The second sketch represents an ex-
ceedingly tasteful and novel suit, COM
posed of a brown check tweed. 1t has
also the divided skirt. over which Is
worn the most perfectly fitting Of frook
coats. This is belted in at the waist, and
is fastened with three fancy buttons on
either side. 1t has the usual coat revers,
and the sleeves are only moderately
full. The little demi-vest is of pink and
white silk, while the tie is delicate
pink. The hat is dark brown straw.
with band in darker shade, CORE
spending with the gloves and CATERS,
which also are Of light brown.
l really think nothing shows the
figure of to greater advantage than
we'll cut and wellftting frock coat,
such as one is sure OF obtaining at Red
ferns.
Linen suits also are being much worn
out Of town for bicycling, though, Of
co urse, they are not so lasting as
serge and tweed, only during this ex-
tremely warm weather they are verY
cool and light. These are mostly made
n the loose styles with the tuli 4 L1k.s
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05
A Street Gar Saint.

at is strange how little regard peo-
pie have for the comfort of Others" said
The His Own Y dice in the
street car. at Is strange how little we
are willing to do for a brothers or a
sisters convenience" he said rs he re-
tanned the end seat while tat woman
with canary bird, two valisss, and an
umbrella crowded past him.
"Oh. this is pretty fair sort Of
world" said his companion. man with
lame leg, az he got dp and gave the fat
woman his seat end stood up on the leg
that was not lame.
.'Ah, my friend, it's an awful selfish
world. and my heart is panied every
day of my life," said The-Man-Fond-o of
His-Own Voice, as he puffed his cigar
smoke into the face of 4 woman with q
sick child In the seat behind him.
II haven't found it So" said the Man
With the Lame Leg.
"Oh, but 1t Is So" said The-Man- Fond
Of His-Own-V oiee. and he stretched out
his legs for woman with four bundles
and poodle dog to tumble over as she
got out Of the car.
Men have no thought for the conven-
fence of Others" he said, as he brought
down his cane upon the sore leg of the
ldHlo iudn, uU beuOoE IcEhIQ lOT I6l-
low beings feelings" and he gave the
conductor who hung on by one hand q
enty-dollar bill to change for a i've
cent fare. There is NO unselfish sac
rifice in the world" he said, as he put
his foot through the fat woman's band
box and crushed ffteen-deIlar bonnet.
Remember what tell YOU" be said,
as he pulled the bell to get off, pulling
the cash registers bell by mistake, thus
taking five cents out of the conductors
pocket, remember what l tell you,
men are heartlessiy careless of the feel
ings Of others, and it makes my heart
ache to think upon the seltishness of
mankind" and he left the car from the
opposite side, tearing the fat woman's
dress, treading on a meek mans corns.
and crushing q baby SO that 1t cried
itself blue.
The Man With Lame Leg took his
vacant seat, and smiled a deep, signifi-
can't smile.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05

You're pretty big man. Herbert Spencer.
And you have well-ballasted head,
In fact. there are few men immenseR
Among all the living or dead;
We know that your cranium's distended
With greater assortment Of lore
Than had most Of the sages Hho'vs Wended
Their way to the evergreen shore.
Yes, your every Uranium suture
Is well-nigh distended with brain,
But concerning Americas future
You're very much "out in the raipt"
For we're going up the incline Of glory
Far up on the infinite slope,
Goiug up to the end OF the story,
Up to finale Of hope.
You've a very great head. Herbert Spenceri
AS long as this planet endurss.
An exceedingly small number Of men, sir,
Will have mental machinery like yours.
When you talk through your brain it Is fat,
SIR
That none can talk better than you;
But now when you talk through your hat
You talk very wildly, you do.
You're q very wise sage, Herbert Spencer,
The greatest that gladdens our days,
And for you Iwould pile on my censor
The fragranteBt spices Of praise;
But you're wrong, dead wrong in this mat
ter
You are lost in your insular fogs
When you say we are going In olatteR
The highway that leads to the dogs
You're very great man. Herbert Spencer,
You tewer above all the throng.
But hope yeu'n not take offense sir,
If We gently suggest you are wrong,
For in spite Ok the wise men and sageA
Americas course will not stop
Till she reaches the apex Of ages
And faunts her proud flag on the top.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05

pie; and a ruminant COW frightened
Bertha aud Nell e. for they thought IL
she bit them they'd die; and turtle
got into the lemonade barrel, and the
youngest descendant Of Mrs. McVarreI
mixed whole pound of salt in each pie.
And freq bungled into the Ice cream
receptacle, and two Sunday school
lambs had fight, and presented
somewhat sensational spectacle for
children of sweetness and light; and
their blows. for young lambs, were ex-
tremeiy prodigious, and tits whispered
their words were somewhat irreligious,
and too strong for such lambs to recite.
And when they opened the basket for
dinner, coarse gravel was mixed with
each roll, and each saint longed to be
temporary sinner and express the wild
thoughts of his soul: for the sandwiches
SWAN In the depths of the gravy, and
sailed, like naughty and conqusring
navy. where'er the wild breakers might
roll.
II think" said the scandalized. sad
superintendent, and froWn erept over
his face, "a picnic is not the most beau
tiful pendant to hang from the watch
chain of grace, and prize fight is better
for sanctificatlon, and horse race con-
duces to editcation, much more than q
picnic to grace"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05
Ga..> 7n21r 7eeA
FACES
Become shapened According to
Ones Calling.

Become shepened According to
Ones Calling.
Blackwood's Magazine.
Itappears probable that the tailor's
distinctive type of face may have been
partially created by his habit of work
ing his jaws constantly with his shears.
Let any one watch person cutting
piece of tough material with scissors,
and he will see that the lower part of
his face ways in rhythmic and spontane-
Gus unison with the blades. Shepherds
and farm laborers who JON sheep
shearing gangs certainly acquire diff
ferent expression while engaged in this
kind of work.
The cast OF countenance by which one
so easily recognizes groem is partially
applicable from the fact that the mus
cles which close the jaw and compress
the lips are always called into play
when We are asserting our will owe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05
LATE CYCLING SUITS.
SOME OF THEM ARE SIMPLY
STUNNING.
Girls at Newport Are Going in for
Bicycling in Droyes-Pictures
Of Recent Suits.
snecial correspondenee Of the clone

Special Correspondence Of the Globe.
NEW YORK. Aug. l. Among the
many and varied sports of today bicy-
cling seems to be the favorite. especially
among the younger members of the tair
sex. and very pretty and graceful they
look spinning along so comfortably and
easily. Surely there can be no pleas
anter way of viewing the country. What
numbers of these fair pedestrians you
may meet in the cool of the evening
enjoying a spin through the park. Some
very charming and novel costumes
can be shown to great advantage i'll this
exercise. 1t is all but impossible to ride
in skirts of walking length-and the
short skirts are at the best inconvenient
Of all the costumes the divided skirt
is certainly the most graceful, also
without doubt the most sensible. OF
course. we we'll know that what is
+ becoming to one is not so for all, but
for those who can boast of slim waist
and pretty figure, the "Bioomers" and
double breasted frock coat cannot
possibly be beaten. The coat can be
made with or without waist band.
1t is entirely matter of choice to say
whether it is almost prettier without
the band. Our English" tailor Is max
ing a great many bicycling suits of
various descriptions at Newport. We
see the ladies are going in for this most
enjoyable pastime with real energy,
aud. as the weather grows cooler, ii
will surely be more favored still, 80 we
know what to expect in the future
Then visiting Redfern's very elegant
reception saloons a few days ago, l
noticed some OF the smartest and most
tasteful designs one could wish to see
in the bicycling suits. Two, in partic =
ular, greatly attracted my admiration.
These have had especially sketched,
so that my fair readers may also have
chance of admiring them, as feel
sure they will:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05
A victim of His Own AbiIitv.


Left off writing plays. Johnp"
"Yes, haven't written play for two
years."
Don't write any comic operasP"
mo"
Given up writing editorials for the
Daily Banner2"
''Oh, yes; more than year ago."
Write anymore review articies2"
mo. given it up entirely"
Write any poetry"
mo. Pm reformed poet"
well, what do you do for living
nowP"
"Oh. write advertisements
Find 1t proftabie7"
Immensely. Everybody wants my
ads and sell them at my own price.
have more to do than 1 can attend to,
and money flows in upon me like rivers,
but I've got to give it up"
Give 1t up; whyP"
Expenses are too heavy"
why, man, your expenses are moth
ing, except for pens, ink and paper, and
at liberal estimate these will not cost
you over dollar year."
"Ah, but you forget that I am the
victim OF my own ability"
''How's that?"
well you see I describe articles so
beautifully that the minute l read nv
own advertisements / can't withstand
the temptation to go and buy 'em. Now
there's Blancom's soap. Tread my own
advertisement about it, and got so en-
Unused over the tremendous merits of
the soapi l found 1t was such perfect
and absolutely excellent soap that had
to go and buy six boxes. OF course it's
perfectly worthless, as l knew until l
was deceived by reading my own adver-
tisement. But then nay little boy uses
it for blocks to make play houses, and
80 didn't throw 1t out doors. But
Eve been sick ever since I've been in
the business"
"Howas that?"
"Oh, you see I described Fogarty's
pills SO glowingly in my advertisements
that got perfectly crazy to try them.
l bought 'ern by the gross. and I've
been sick ever since i took ZEN. It's
the same way with Badgers bitters. 1
knew very well, until read my own
advertisements, that they were one-third
water and two-thirds poison. But my
'ad' praised 'em upso highly that l was
convinced the minute l read it that
they were just what needed, and SO
bought 'em by the gallon. Since then
Eve had the rheumatism, phthisic, lum-
bago, cholera infaHtHm, mumps, sea
sickness, cancer, congestion OF the
brain, fatty degeneration of the heart
and touch of the smallpox. Oh, Pye
got to leave off this advertisement writ
Ing or die. Besides. all my property is
mortgsged."
Indeed, how did 1t happen?"
"Oh, I'm the advertising writer for
Corker's furniture emporium, for Dag
zler the diamond merchant, and for
Smugglum the silk importer. My ad-
refreshments of these things were so
very graphic and fascinating that was
induced to stock my house from top to
bottom with furniture that l couldn't
afford TO buy. and was so hypnotized
by iny own advertisements that | COW
cred my wife with diamonds and silks
to such an extent that am now hope
lessly in debt"
II am sure Pm very sorry for you,
John"
Yes, Tom, it's terrible calamity
when man falls q slavish victim to his
own abilities. / fear shall have to give
up my high ideals OF fame and fortune
as writer of advertisements, and de-
scend towriting magazine poetry again. !"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05

that of horse. Nearly all jockeys and
other horsey men have peculiar set of
the mouth and chin, but have been an.
able to distinguish any special charac-
.ertstics about the eye or upper part of
the face.
1t is instructive to compare the visage
OF the ruler Of horses with that of the
ruler of men. The horsemanis face
shows command In the mouth, the drill
sergeant's in the mouth and the eye.
The last Is undou btedly the most eff.
feetiye instrument In exactinR obedi.
ence from our own species. Here We
get hint Of the cause of that want of
dignity, that element of coarseness
which is diseespibls ip Ehe eountenances
OF some men and women who have
much to do with horses. The higher
and nobler method Of expressing au-
thority is outweighed by the lower aud
more animal Que.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05
The Ideal and tho Real.

"And all these poems Cd june" she
said; do they flow from your soui?"
mo. madam" replied Bardby. "It
is simply hard work. What you regard
as poetic inspiration is simply a matter
Of poetic perspiration."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05
The Sunday school Picnic.

The Sunday school went on picnic
excursion to shady and beautiful
place. and thought 1t would furnish a
pleasant diversion conducive to good
ness aud araeet Conducive to goodness
and edificatien,, and not inconsistent
with true conservation, and very good
thing In Its place.
But the deacon sat down on big pot
Of tslly. while his elbow rsposed On q
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-08-05
Low Sunday Rates

To White Bear lake via st. Paul & Du.
luth railroad. Only rs cents round
trip. Yoshimate Troupe of Imperial
Japs at Lake Shore Pavilion. water
toboggan slides, etc. Sunday base DaIl,
Minneapolis VS.. indianapolis.