New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-25
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.


Remittance men" is the term applied In British
Columbia TO sons Of Englishmen sent there to
learn farming. They so about in knickerbockers
big shoes cloth caps and eyeglasses. painting things
red as long their remittances last For Two
weeks before the next check arrives they keep
quiet because they have no money for making
noise"
First Ctizen-so he punched your your head nS q, Va.
Second Ditto with his head bound up On YEA
rather. , IL,
&t d nSih" 9 H2mS wy 2i look a.
my head,-(London GLOBE
Silver Dollar Bland and Silver Dollar Smith are
both outside the breastworks.
Low Turned to Woe-Young Suburb Cgloomlyl-
I'm afraid our straw-ride party will have to b
Friend-My goodness No team?
We have team
NO wagon"
Got wagon. 49,
"SS stray I perhaPsT
Then, what's the natter?
mo fish horns "-(Street * Smiths Good News
Danbury. Conn. elected Democratic Judge Of
Probate gave a majority to the Republican cand-
date for State Senator elected two Democratic
Representatives. and save majority to the Re-
publican State ticket.
Lady Of tn House-Listen. Charlotte, am going
to give a party supper AID dance. NOW. , you
will have to show what you can 10, so as to Keep
w the credit OF my establishment.
waltz and the polka. on VIII nave 10 excuse
mo from the quadrilles. -(Lustige Blatter.
THE Rochester Post-Express' likes the meets"
OF the Genesee Valley Hunt Club because the fox
generally gets away
we learn from the latest American mail that the
sionary element has been opposed TO all along,
are obtaining foothold in the land OF the Yankees
irbes have had fierce battle in which the latter
completely routed We learn further tnat me
vctors converting their foes into soup as last
as they can dispose OF them. '-tCincinnau Tribune
The China-Japanese war will tell certainly upon
the commerce OF China and Japan with European
and American countries. The total OF that COM
merce amounted. In 1892, TO little more than
s4O0CC0oOo In that year the goods imported into
China reached value OF l3I.i2SWo taels. or about
S5OO0O0o The expectations OF silk tea china,
paper and other articles from that country
amounted to lO25siOoO taels. sl5.OoOooo. In the
same year. 1892. Japan imported 100000 yens' or
dollars OF foreign goods. and exported about $780,
900 yens OF her own products This is traffic rea-
lively more considerable than that of China, whose
population is much larger than that OF tho
Rising Sun Empire.
the constaent That their b he Was intending to
get passed will never git through l suppose"
wy. you know what is called derec,-one Of
them abandoned ships that is SIGH danger TO
NAVIGATION!
We'll. BIN he allowed to git bill through re,
qurin them all 10 carry red lights at night. ~
would a been a big thing fer navigation. ana Ter
Bill. '-,lndianapois Journal.
The Utica Observer denies that the people Of
Central New-York pronounce Utica as though II
were spelled "Uticy." And it gets back on The
sun" OF this city. in which the statement occurred
as follows: But how about the pronunciation OF
New-Yorkers? What shall We OF Central New-NorS
think OF the queer pronunciation or those ""o
claim 'New-Yawk' 'Hahlem as their homer
How about the young man who comes up here anu
tells us about taking some 'guoiP (girD raw
drive In Central 'Pawk' behind his new ha"ss
And the young who takes the cable cans
uptown to Fawty- thoird'-st. and from there rde'
home on his 'w'eer OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES about
his pronunciation? Isn't 1t bit queer?
Merely Wanted to know VII, ii' IL. s ssu
Discipline was necessary and her father. prom'
nent West side politician took her into the nursery
gave her lecture the sin of lying. and scruooeo
her mouth out thoroughly with soap and water
Now Winifred." he said. with fathery hrmhess
he wiped away her tears you VIII never uo '
NO papa answered WinIfred. checking sob
Have YOU soaped your mouth out since '"'
lection. papaw-(Chicago Tribune
A Philadelphia dentist says that dentists Away
dread fine weather. Il can always tel nc
o. aims when a storm Is coming without cohs"'
ing either n barometer the weather forecasts
My patients are the best barometcrs In the "oI'.'
The teeth peculiarly affected by damp "ea'"
particularly bad teeth. When strangers begin nos
ing to my office complaining OF toothache ana pa'
in the jaw. | know that we are going 10 mo- ',.
spell OF bad weather. A good hit OF 1t Is heu'ae
but it Is a sure sign This rush OF business 49, 49,.
up until the stormy weather sets In anu ,,r.
business falls off | know the storm Is ,,h
and that we will have fine weather. When 'oo''
ache patients are few and far between you 49,
rest assured that a season OF pleasant "ea'"e'
is at hand"
The Pennsylvania Railroad has Just ppaiorn the
model for the large map when u ~ rho Broad.
north wall OF the main watnS-roo,h h -, The Amer-
St station submitted time ago py s inv Is now
can Bank Note Company and thas sV ynap long by Is
feet wide and when completed VIII pe ,p the anest
in the world II will be painted IN on LIZ U "pennsy
canvas and will show the lines or G 90. at thA
ard It's connections through all os S
IYnion -(phiIadeDhia Record