The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-07-21

Mrs. Won Blumer (sweetly)-Yes.
But / felt sure he would be. He told
me he was going to meet your hus-
band Detroit Free Press.
PERTINENT QUESTION.
He-I had a queer dream about
you last night, Miss Louisa. / was
about to give you kiss, when sud-
denly We were separated by river
that gradually grew as big as the
Rhine.
She-And was there no bridge and
no boat?-[Fliegende Blaedder.
STAIN on THE EsCUTCHEoN.
Clarence-Come, come, old chap!
Don't give up like that, ye know.
Other gentlemen have transgressed
the laws unintentionally. You still
have friends who will stand by you.
Algy-Ah, Clarence, but the bitter
pangs Of remorse, ye know, and the
loss OF sci! respect, We know. Actu-l
ally forgetting me old Wallets face
and bowling to him, ye know; and on
Rotten Row, Lunnon, or all places,
ye know Pittsburg Dispatch.
GOOD REASON WHY.
Would d-be-contributor Cat editors
desk): Here's joke, Mr.. Editor,
that I'll guarantee was never in print
before.
Editor (after reading iD Don't
doubt your word in the least, sir
Life.
WEARING APPAREL.
Custom House official quilting out
q case of whisky from large trunk) :,
But l thought you said you had
wearing apparel, only, in this trunk.
Lady: SO / did. Those are my
husbands night caps. - Philadelphia
Life.
Herdso-I don't care to marry.
Saidso-Why not?
Herdso-If | were to marry bru-
nette, in about a week / should wish
i had married blonde.
Saidso-But your wife would know
how to remedy that New York
Herald.
CUPID CLEARED OF THEFT.
WAS that you, sir, who stole
kiss from my daughter in that tun-
nel?"
mo. On the contrary, some one
got one from me."-[ Life.
KNOWING PAPA.
Emily-You dear, sweet, good papa
shall / cut a pink for your button
hole?
Her Papa-No. Your brother Bob
has got more money than | have to-
night. Better give it to him.-[Chi-
cago Record.
A HUSTLER.
Gosling-And do you mean to say
that you have never lost any money
in business?
Old Grinder-Only by sleep; but
that's necessary evil
IN TURN, LIKE CLOTHES.
80 your brother has the measles,
Johnnie? When are you going to
have them?"
When my brother gets through
with them, / suppose"
NAMES FOR THE TWINS.
II hear, Glover, that you have an
addition to your family?"
Yes, pair of robust twins"
What are you going to call
them?"
We'll, ! don't know. They are
boys, and | want names that have
good deal OF spirit in them"
"Oh, then you had better christen
them Tom and Jerry. = Boston Ga
zette.
ONE THING MORE.
,He-Well, here is Chinese poodle
for you that | had to send around the
world for. Now, is there anything
else you need to make you happy ?
She (after thinking hard)- Yes,
Harry, / think / would like n Dres-
den china kennel for him Truth.
voRACIoUs.
First Small Boy-I wish had that
five cents back that l spent for
candy.
Second Small Boy-What would
you do with it?
First Small Boy-Buy more candy
Truth.
HINT.
Mr.. Nevergo docking at the canary
You ought to cover up that bird at
night.
Miss Weerie-We do, Mr.. Never
60. But we uncover him in the
morning, you know.
WANTED NO INTERFERENCE.
Mrs. De Fashion (to her new Chi
nese cook)-John, why do the Chi
nese bind the feet Of their women9
John-So they not trottee round
kitchen and botheree cook. - Life.
NO JUDGE.
Young Artist-lt's an outrage TO