Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1894-07-25
ALL FOR SCIENCE.

was an enthusiastic amateur doctor,
used to teach class of female friends
the rudiments of physiology. At that
time Magruder was in business, and as
he generally came home tired he had
habit of lying on the up stairs sitting
room sofa in tho evening for the pur-
pose of taking nap.
Several times when he did 80 and Mrs.
Magruder had some friends with her
down stairs he noticed upon awaking
that there was a peculiar heaviness in
his head and o queer smell of drugs in
the room. When he questioned Mrs.
Magruder about it she invariably col
ored and looked confused and said he
must have eaten something which had
disagreed with him.
Ultimately the suspicious of Magruder
were aroused. He suspected something
wrong. A horrible thought crossed his
mind that Mrs. Magruder intended to
poison him for his skeleton-to sacrifice
him so that she could dangle his bones
on string before her class, and explain
to the seekers after medical truth the
peculiarities of construction which en-
abled the framework of her husband to
move in society.
So Magruder revealed his suspicious
to his brother, and engaged to secrete
himself in cupboard in the room while
he took his usual nap on a certain even
ing upon the sofa.
When that night arrived Mrs. Ma
gruder pretended to have Sewing cir
Gle" in the parlor, while her husband
went to sleep up stairs in the sitting
room with that vigilant relative of his
ON guard.
About o'clock Mr.. Magruder's BROTH
er was surprised to observe Mrs. Ma
gruder softly stealing upstairs, with the
members of the "sewing circle" follow
ing her noiselessly in single file. In her
hand Mrs. Magruder carried volume.
If her brother-in-law had conceived the
idea that the book might contain the
tender strains of some sweet singer
amid whose glowing imagery this wom-
an reveled with the ecstasy Of sem
sitive nature, he would have been mis-
taken, for the work was entitled
"Thompson ON the Nervous SYSTEM"
while those lines traced in delicate fe-
male hand upon the perfumed note
paper carried by Mrs. Magruder, SO far
from embodying an expression Of the
gentlest and most sacred emotions of her
bosom, were merely diagnosis of an
aggravated case of fatty degeneration of
the heart.
When the whole party had entered
the room Mrs. Magruder closed the door
and applied chloroform to her husbands
nose. AS soon as he became completely
insensible the sewing in the hands of the
ladies was quickly laid aside, and to Ma.
gruder's secreted brother was disclosed
the alarming fact that this was her class.
Mrs. Magruder began her lecture with
some very able remarks upon the
nervous system, and in order to demon
strate her meaning more plainly she at
tached a galvanic battery to her hus-
bands toes SO that she might make him
wriggle before the class. And he did
wriggle. Mrs. Magruder gave him
dozen or two shocks and poked him with
ruler to make him jump, while the
others stood in a semicircle with note
books in their hands and exclaimed,
"How very Interestingly"
Magruder's brother thought it awful,
but he was afraid to come out when he
reflected that they might want two
skeletons. Mrs. Magruder then said
that she would pursue this branch of
the investigation no further at that mo-
ment, because Mr.. Magruder's system
was somewhat debilitated in conse
quence of an overdose of chlorate of
potash, which she had administered
in his coffee upon the previous day for
the purpose of testing the strength of
the drug.
Mrs. Magruder then proceeded to
"quiz" the class concerning the general
construction of her husband. She said,
for instance, that she had won what was
called the heart of Mr.. Magruder, and
she asked the students what it was that
she had really won.
"Why, the cardia, of course" said the
class. at is an azygous muscle of
an irregular pyramid shape, situated
ODuQuely dAu lltCl6 10 UIl6 lelU SLUG OF
the chest, and it rests on the dia-
phragm."
One fair young thing said that it did
not rest on the diaphragm. Another one
said she would bet quart of paregoric
it did, and until the dispute was settled
by the professor Magruder's brothers
hair stood on end with fear lest they
should go to probing inside of Magruder
with a butchers knife and lantern for
the purpose of determining the actual
condition of affairs respecting his dia-
phragm.
Mrs. Magruder continued. She ex-
planned that when she accepted Mr..
Magruder he seized her hand, and she
required the class to explain what it
was that Mr.. Magruder actually had
hold of.
The students replied that he held in
his grip twenty-seven distinct bones,
among which might be mentioned the
phalanges, the carpus and the meta
carpus. The beautiful creature who was