New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-17

when the poor lelSilei DrlivStdt7 nv ''N"-
ing for a new issue their President comes 'or"Ae
and gives them a tssue-of bonds
Couldn't Fool HIm-Farmer Corntossel had little
business IN the city and uded 10 get ms dinner
at a hotel. He made his wishes known 10 the eerA
who affably remarked: 49,
Just got into the city
wen. b.. kind enough to register
Git out!'-and there intense seorn ma in ~.
voce-"Wha, air We tryin' ter give me? 'l-ectlons
over "-(w Washington Star.
Some OF Senator IIills friends say that ne mas
revised hi. famous declaration so as to make y
read: II am a Democrat sun" As pon,wA
creed the declaration IL now complete MI Hli -
certainly a Democrat-of a certain sort ana Nv
IS for the present least still. very SUI.
IAN amusing thing occurred while was at 70.
uobama says a recently returned traveller; IA
Official notice of the Government haa oeel nsss
in the japanese newspapers saying that az Shl,ss
Who desired 10 depart must do so by certain GAZE
or else remain until the war was over Ine'euV'
called alI the Chinese together, AMI they all agreei
10 20 They got their goods TO tAe dOgh, anu , ~,
aboard steamer with themselves ana me stea'ns.
pulled out At the last minute 1t was found that tns
wealthy merchant had held his GOODS ana siPp Sy
ing got rid OF all opposition merchants and Is now
rolling in riches because OF the great OuS'''S' '
doing. - Philadelphia Ledger
Every confirmed drinker in the country is In
hearty sympathy with the declaration OF the Bal'i'
NOR. Woman's Christian Temperance Union.
against the use OF champagne in naming vessels
They say II is a shameful waste OF hzz
The greatest masters of satire commonly over ,n
their work and awaken sympathy for those IN.
tended to be their victims Th The. sfe "f;wi.
:iyer's Travels" but 1t has repellent enc, enc,
now TO see Clergyman "r nnd interior to brute
beasts The Saunterer never reads neun,,,iirndei
Visit 10 the Houhnhyms' without being remih asa
OF a little gin who had been very, very naush,y
that punishment was necessary Aiter r,'S lane me-
You must tell God what you have done. and s sss
his forgiyeness The Lite sipl i1 Snk this IS
matter we hadn't better mention outside tho
family '-(Boston Budget
! Oh. by-the-way. It might interest the PUBIC I"
know II Senator DAILY. OF New-Jersey' Is SUI. ..
the opinion that MIR Golf will have no pun a''s'
the election
Now remember" said charming woman to se.
butler who mad put rant ii, hSbpst wages
remember in announcing meals you are 70 az
Breskaas! Is rSliy rsh mnn replied the proud
butler Not long after this charming Woman r,a
gred 70 the expresson OF her
when appearing at the draWing-room d9or ,,a,
nounce dinner this literal butler exclaimed ~ ss
| ion tones breakfast is ready. luncheon Is ready
dinner is served" This Is true story or 'he 0'p'
| tal-cKate Fields Washington.
The Saturday Review" OF London VINCE
grieves or rather exults over 1.-THE coarse vruencs
| of American pOlltcS, Ousnk " "''"' -
| OF the following stanza, which Is sung VII" Nv
| n,endous fervor at Tory political meetings
| When the Grand Old Man goes down to MS 200"
He will ride a fiery chariot.
| And sit In state on red-hot plate
| Between Satan and Judas Iscarot
Said the devil. I'm rather full, you see
| But I'll do the best can .
| I'll Just let Ananias and Judas go free'
| And take in the Grand O!d Man.
| 4 nettion has been sent TO the Turkish wv
| eminent for the restoration at pubic expense
| the supposed grave OF Aaron, the high prsS :,
brother Of Moses The grave is on Mount ho,, -
the district OF El-hadshr. part OF the i"
| province OF Arabia Petraca.
mo. maam said the grocer, making ats sI and
Gathering among his tins Il have conee p ;ock pot
tea pots. bu; there isn't such thing a. ,ne Young
in the store W. haven, 20 BEEN married long and
NV husbsnds mother has always cooked FOR ro n'
and when heard him talking IN M MS bs s1 mentions
| so often he must be used TO H. Couii ~" aid the
what they cook in i? Greens. ma , am store IN the
| next block-(Detroit Free Press.
| The excellent lady who, at the Woman gu
| fringe Convention at Ithaca the other day c'"1 a..
| Rufus" Choate for opposing woman suhis c,,
his capacity president OF the constl'u'o hu,,v
| vention should not be held 10 strict % ~.
for what was probably slip OF the tongue, o rss
| incident will doubtless be used 70 dlscGeui' '"s
| OF woman suffrage.
,ora ascane AN skipped said the clerk Oh Wv
| Happy Home" lodging house. .,o,sa t,e proprie-
| Another case OF bunK-owe, s's"e" 49,
| tor-(India napois Journal .
THE Trenton IN. j. True American. De,,smber Z
says that the Republican landslide on w. u,,n the
nroves that the hearts OF the people d. .,,nt q
| democratic party. The editor ousn' '"
| chart with this remark Ian,
Wanted handy .diy,,ss 40" having for
its aim the discovery OF an apnr,ps LADY doc
take the place OF the awkward .saartitloner' etc,
has BEEN started in THE GassSw . naS
doctor indicates the male pl.,s,e "Doctoreini
plsiny Of 1s pareniase,
tDoctorein Mary walksr o wS" mn. Enslish.-O
don Lancet.