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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
STiLLW Al Ri. VS..
Impressive Funeral of G. Nj. Nc
Cluer.

The funeral of C. NJ. McCluer &C.
cured yesterday from Ascension Epis-
copal church, and the remains were
taken to their last resting place in
Fairview cemetery. Company X, the
lodge Of Masons, the Eiks. members Of
the G. \. X. and friends of the deceased
Joining III the cortege, which was one of
the largest ever seen in Saltwater. At
a little after O'Clock the body was
taken from the residence by pail bearers
consisting of the senior non commits
stoned officers of Company K, vino
carried the caSket to the church. At
the close of the service pail bearers
selected from members of the Masonic
order took charge Of the casket and the
burial occurred under the rites of that
order in Accordance with a request made
by Mr.. McCluer some time ago.
Local Democrats are making great
preparations for the Democratic rally to
be held IN the Grand opera house in this
city, Nov. l, when Gen. Becker and. E.
j. Darragh will address Saltwater peo-
pie on the issues Of the day.
The mayoralty contest in Saltwater is
quite animated and friends of both can
didates are doing some tall hustling in
their behalf. The campaign is free
from personalities and mud singing
Mayor Staples has a hard fight Oh his
hands and chances are that E. l.. HOSpeS
will defeat him.
Next Tuesday is the last opportunity
afforded Saltwater people to register.
and circulars have been furnished to all
voters whose names are not on the
registers, calling their attention to the
fact. Indications are that the vote in
this city Will be equal TO if not larger
than the vote of two years ago.
The machinery. tools. ETC., of the de-
funct Brautocheck Tanning and Fur
Company of ST. Paul Park will be sold
at receivers sale Nov. 8.
E. j. Darragh spoke to very large
audience at South Saltwater last night
and made many friends: II. II. Gillian,
of Saltwater. also spoke.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
Duluth Wheat.

DULUTH, Mimi, Oct. 26.-The wheat
market opened firm today at &c up for
May. at $3.50. Shortly after the open
ing it sold up to SOC and held steady
about All hour, then eased off to $500,
to $3.50 and ruled dull. After IL o'clock
the market became quite active, and
May was steady at SOC. After noon it
lost nc and then firmed up and
closed dull and unchanged from
yesterday. There was little doing in
December. Cash stuff was taken by
the mills. shippers and elevators, the
mills being active buyers at nc pre-
MUM for their own selections.
Following were the closing prices
No. hard, cash. 571ac; October, 571lc;
No. northern, cash, SIC; October,
SIC; December, 551sc; May, 5S%c;
No. 2 northern. cash. 53c; No. 8. soc;
rejected, 47c; to arrive. No. north
ern. sec; rye. 45c; fax. $l.391s @1.41
No. 2 oats, 314c; No. oats, SIC
Receipts Here and at Superior-Wheat
21O,S65 blu: oats, IL. 735 bu; rye, 1852 hu
barley, 40.623 bu; flax, 1897 bu. Ship,
ments-Wheat, 92.S77 bu; barley, 81, 90
bu: fax, 33.43O bu. Car Inspection TO
! day-Wheat, 1876; oats. 6; flax, Is; bar
| ley, 80.
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It's the finest train to Chicago
The Nurth-W estern Limited.
AWAITING HOLIDAY TRADE.
Unusual Fall Dizziness Is On, Says
Bradstreet.

Unusual Fall Dizziness Is On, Says
Bradstreet.
NEW YORK, Oct. &c. -BradstreetS to.
morrow will say: Merchants inter-
viewed in various portions of the coun-
try report lii some instances the con-
dtion of business as not having realized
anticipations, and at other points that
the recent bright outlook for trade is
modified. Such advices are based in
part on the practical conclusion of fall
trade ana delays in demand for holiday
goods. Dealers in dry goods, clothing.
groceries. shoe, hats and few other
lines have had relatively the more salts
factory volume OF business, although i'll
many instances fault has been found
with the totals shipped. General trade
continues checked Throughout some
portions of the regions supplied by
Kansas City, ST. Louis. Omaha.
Minneapolis and ST. Paul, due
to unseasonably warm weather.
At the South low prices for
cotton continue to affect business un-
favorably, many large merchants being
more cautious as to granting credits to
interior merchants. Throughout large
portion of the rcgicn between ONO and
The Northwest interior Jobbers Will
continue to carry small stocks through
out the winter. Eastern dry goods job
beers report only low cost goods moving,
without any freedom, and the outlook
for a settlement of tne Fall River stri Ike
less favorable. Domestic tleeces are
depressed by free offerings of Auslral-
Ian wool at concessions. The outlook
for a war among the coal roads Is not SO
bright as late reports indicate, it being
f-sl, In Iln No
carrying companies will enter In
to an active an.agonism until the re-
suits of the attempt to advance prices
for November with unrestricted mining
are ascertained. Reports to Brad
streets from LII national, state and
private banks OF discount at 122 cities
in the United States show total deposits
Sept. last of 81. wa, 600, 900, an increase
OF about S5l0.UU0,UJU since Sept. l, 1888.
Just after the panic: but again OF only
one-half OF l per cent since May l, 1871.
ieportS to BradStreei'S from 500 say
ings banks at 81 cities, with deposits
"a gregating tive-SiXthS of the grand
total vi all savings banks deposits, indi-
cate that Withdrawals from such lnstl-
tutiunS, for a variety of motives, since
May l, 1898, have aggregated Sl13,000,-
900.
Exports of wheat land flour as wheaD
from both coasts of the United States
and Canada for six business days ending
with Oct. %. equal 3.35S. 600 bushels, as
compared with 3.l92,O00 bushels last
week, with 1891, GOO bushels i'll the like
, week in October, 1888; 4,07S.000 bushels
i'll 1892: 3,3Sl.OO0 bushels i'll 1897, and
with 2,209. 90 bushels i'll 1890.
Often initiated but. never eGualed-
can be said tluthtully of DR.. Prices
Baking Powder
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27

Wheat was dull for futures. The
market was steady to firm on better
tone to cables and more export demand
in the East. In the Northwest the
movement was large. but in other Sec
tons of the country it was small, COM
paratively. Prices ranged as follows:
May-Opening. 5715c; highest, 57Zc;
lowest, size; closing, 5714c.
fredericksburg. 554c.
December Opening, 541S@54sc;
highest. $3.50; lowest, 5419@5439sc; CLOS
ing, 545sc.
northern. 55slc; No. 2 northern. 54@
size.
Some Sample Sales-No. hard, Gears,
SIC; Nc. northern, 66 cars. SIC; No. l
northern, 50 cars, to arrive, STE; No.
northern. l car, to arrive. 561fc; No. l
northern. cars, 561lc; No. northern,
car, to go out, 564c; No. northern,
cars. old. f. o. b., SIZE; NO northern.
8 cars, 55c; No. 2 northern, cars. $3.50;
No. northern, 16 cars, 5455c; No.
northern. cars, 54c; No. 2 northern, 4
cars, 541ac; No. 3 wheat, l car,
SIC; No. s wheat. 4 cars, $3.50
ear corn, 2 cars. 4Sc; No. barley, l
car, 80 pounds, Ace; No. 2 rye to arrive.
l car, 4419c; No. 2 rye, car, 4415c; No.
white oats, car, SIC; NO. white
oats. car. 29$4c; No. 8 oats. cars.
294c; No. oats. car, O. W. b., 291ac;
No. white. car, 2919c; No. 3 oats,
cars. 2915c; No. oats. l car. 29c
Flour First patents, S3.05@3 IS; lak-
ers', s1.9O@2. Is; low grades, Sl.6U@1. Is.
Bran and Shorts - Bran, $40. ESQ
1850; bulk, Sl1.25012.25; In sacks,
Sl1;25@12 25; shorts, s1l@12.25.
Hay-Market is steady; choice Iowa
upland, IS 5000; choice new Minnesota
upland S7@S.50; medium upland, S7@S;
coarse hay. S4@5.
Corn-No. 3. 55@531sc.
Oats-No. white, 29slc; No. 3, 900
2919c.
Rye-441lc for No. 2.
Barley-Nominal; No. 8, 45@49c.
Ground Realistically; No. l. per ton,
car lots. S19@1950; cornmeaI, car load.
s20.5O per ton; graduated, $24.50.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
C.ERNST Co
Investment Bankers.
Dealers in FtrSt.Class
kOnds, Bank Stocks and
Commercial Papers,
Money TO loan I'm Large Amounts.
-OFFICEs-
Germania Bank Bldg. and Temple Court
ST Paul. Minneapolis
London Financial.


NEW YORK. Oct. 26.-Evening Posts
London cablegram: The tone of the
stock markets was good today, but
prices finished generally under the best.
The settlement was concluded with
ease. Americans are still neglected.
and were irregular in their movements
today, with Louisville and st. Paul
strong and the coalerS weak. a silver
loan of 10000, 600 taels (about sl1, 400, OO0)
for China is expected next week. The
interest will be per cent and the issue
price par. The loan being chiefly
wanted for obligations in Europe will
not create direct immediate demand
tor silver.
The Bank of England has issued cir
cular announcing the further extension
of the Barring liquidation to November
next year. This was expected. The
market is encouraged by learning that
the debt due to the state bank in under
1000, 200.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27

Cash quotations were as fellows
Flour easy. Wheat-No. 2 spring, ssh
@5619c; No. Sspring nominal; No. 2
red. 52@5215c. Corn-No. 2, SOC; No.
5 yellow. Az. Oats-No. 2. 275sc; No.
2 white. 31@31Ac; No. white. 3O14@
SoMc. Rye-No. 2. 46@461ac. Barley
No. 2. 53c; No. 8, 5l1aQ05412c; No. 4, so
Sic. Flaxseed-No. l. Sl.43@1. 431az
Timothy Seed-Prime, S.. 5715. Pork
Mess. per Dbl, s1l.s71a@12. Lard, per
100 lbs, Se.S7H. Short Rbs-Sides
Qoose), S6.30@6.35. Shoulders - Dry
sailed (boxed), s5.75@5. s719. Sides
Short clear (boxed), s6.371s 06.50
Whisky-Distillers' finished goods, per
gallon. SI.23. Sugars unchanged. Re
ceipts-FIour, 10000 bbls; wheat, 65.-
coo bu; corn, $4,000 blu; oats. 14l.OOO
bu; rye. 1000 bu; barley, $4,000 bu.
Shipments-Flour. 10000 bbls: wheat.
$4,000 bu; corn, $4,000 bu; oats, 1913, 900
bu; rye, 2.cOc bu; barley, q, 1000 bu. On
the produce exchange today the butter
market was steady; creamery. 13@22c
diaries, 121a@19c. Eggs steady at 17@
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27

fancy, Dbl, s2.25@275: standard. 500
$50; fair, Sl.75@2; common, $l@1.50.
wes'efS. per 100 iSs. soe co. sSeei
Jerseys, per Dbl, e. M@2.75; sweet Illi-
nois, per pbl, 1.7592.
Dried Fruit-Apples. evaporated, per
lib. 1l1a@l3c; peaches. peeled. 15@l6c;
peaches, unpeeied, ll@l4c; pears. SO
10c: apricots. ll@l2c; raspberries. 229
Csc; blackberries, 7@7Hc; prunes.
California French. 6@9c.
Game and Fish - Prairie chickens.
s3@3.25 partridges. $2@2.25: jack
snipe. 75c@Sl. Ducks -Mallard, doz.
S2.25@2.5O: teal. sl@l.25; common, 81.
Black bass. S(G9c; pike. 5(@6c; pickerel,
S@4c; cr0ppieS, &c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
Kew Work. Money.

NEW YORK. Oct. 25.-Money on call
easy at /, last loan l. closed l. Prime
mercantile paper. 234@31a. Sterling
exchange firm, with actual business
in bankers bills at S4.S711I@4. S7I for
demand, and at S4.SG>sG4.S6M for sixty
Gays. Posted rates. s4.S71a@4.SS. and
S4.SS1s@4. 80; commercial bills. 1880
4.o5s4. silver certificates. 64c bid.
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It's the Best Line to Milwaukee
The North-W Western Line.
NEilN1IIAeo

MILWAUKEE, Oct. 26.-Flour quiet
and unchanged. Wheat steady and
quiet; No. spring. Soc; No. northern.
6O15c; May, 579sc. Corn scarce and
steady; No. 5. sac. Oats higher; No. 2
white. 3114c; No. 8 white. 3O15@3lc.
Barley quiet and lower: No. 2. 5254c;
sample, 53@55c. Rye steady; No. l.
491sc. Provisions lower. Pork, S1l.S5.
Lard, $500,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
ROGERS & ROGERS.
Live Stock Commission.
Union Stock Yards, South st. Paul, HIM
Union StOckyarIs

ReceIpts-1,476 hogs. rs cattle. Z
calves, 245 sheep.
Hogs-5@10c higher and active. There
was good demand and trading was
brisk. The quality was good. several
punches being choice, and there was a
corresponding wide range between
poor and good hogs.
Representative sales
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NO TRADE IN STOCKS,
Politics and the Gar Cause Stag
nation.

New YORK, Oct. 26.-Bradstreet' IS
financial review tomorrow will say:
Speculation on the stock exchange has
shrunk to the narrowest possible limits.
Wednesday last the transactions record
ed in the irregular share list amounted
to little over $4,000 shares, less than
an hours business in an active market.
This stagnation represents not only the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
Change OF Time.

On and after Sunday, Oct rs, the ST.
Paul & Duluth Il. r. will discontinue
the train leaving Mahtomedi at ITO a.
m. and White Bear at 7:20 4. H., arrlv-
ing st. Paul 1850 a. m; also the train
leaving st. Paul for White Bear al 5: 80
p. Ill.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
canuck for Grand High Priest.

CHICAGO, Oct. &c. = The week of
Masonic meetings came to an end to-
day with the adjournment of the Royal
Arch Chapter. William l.. Milligan, of
Ottawa, was chosen grand high priest,
and long list of other officers was
chosen.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
DOMINION OF CANADA.

"'rhe Milwaukee, runs the latest
private compartment cars, library buf
fet smoking cars and standard palace
sleeping ears. Dining car service I'M
eXcelled.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
LIVERPOOL.

LIVERPOOL, Oct. 26.-Close- Wheat
steady; demand good: No. 9 red win
ter, As 2115u; No. red spring, Is "a.
Corn-Spot, nominal; demand fair,
4s lid: futures firm; demand fair;
October, IS 1119d; November, Is 7$4d;
December, As Ia. Flour steady; demand
moderate; st. Louis fancy winter. IS Sd.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
Exchange.

CHICAGO, Oct. 26.-Clearings. S1S.-
$1,000: Money. 4@4H per cent on call. 5
@6on time. New Y ork exchanges cents
discount. Foreign exchange opened
firm. Sterling commercial, $4.S6a4.S7
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27

Cattle-Steady but quiet, not much
being offered. Yards were all cleared
OF everything desirable. Fair demand
for all grades.
Representative sales
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
It's the Best Line to-Duluth
The NOTIFY Western Line.
Worlds Fair Board Meets.

CHICAGO, Oct. 26.-President Palm
er. of the board of control of the Ma
tional Columbian exposition commits
sion, had quorum of members present
today, but no business session was
held. The afternoon was spent in con-
ference with Director General George
r. Davis and Secretary Dickinson.
Both of these officials said that they
could not complete their reports before
the January meating Of the commission.
Tomorrow the subject matter of the re-
port OF the board of control will be
taken up.
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Last Earthly Rttes.

CHICAGO, Oct. 26.-Funeral scrv ices
were held today over the remains of
Mrs. Mary A Woodbridge, the late
secretary of the w. c. T. U. The i'll
terment will be at Ravenna. 0.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
BANh Ci.EAEsANCES.
Twin Cities Show Larger In
cPeaseS Than the Ayera~a

creases Than the Average,
New YORK. Oct. &c. The follow
ing table, complied by Bradstreet's,
shows the total ciearanceS at the prin-
cipal cities and The percentage of III
crease or decrease as compared with
the corresponding week last year:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
New York produce.

NEW YORK. Oct. 26-Fiour Receipts,
10000 bbls; exports, 200 bbls; sales,
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CONRAD |!


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Sheep Choice wether feeders and fat
muttons and lambs steady; fair TO good
slow: common very dull. Quotations:
MuttonS, sL35@225; lambs, 81. SOFA
2.6o; common, Sl@l.25.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27

Often initiated but. never eGualed-
can be said tluthtully Of DR.. Prices
Baking Powder.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
These Quotations Furnls1a1 81
Jameson, Hevener
g. CO.,
-wHOLESALE-

Hay, Feed. Flour and Seeds
ST. PAUL.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27

It's the Best Line to Chicago.
The North Western Line.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27

The gold in the medal awarded to Dr..
Prices Cream Baking Powder at the
California Midwinter Fair is not higher
than the Incompatible record of the
pOMder itself
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-10-27
WOODWARD & CO
Grain
Commission.
Minneapolis Markets.

Established 1879.
Mi nneapolis. Duluth
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
Without Wives and Babies.

Man is but an incomplete being
without a helpmate; in fact, only @
moiety Of a man, waiting to be per.
fected by the addition of a "bettel
half"
The royalty of his nature remain:
undeveloyed while he is single.
Only when he has wife to pro.
tect and cherish and children to
train and discipline does he attain
his true status in the world.
Abdon, the Judge of Israel, whose
forty sons and thirty grandsons
filed off before him, mounted on
threescore and ten asscolts, may be
supposed to have felt wonderfully
edited and built up by the spectacle.
How the old mans heart must
have bounded with honest exulta-
ton when he beheld such caval.
cade Of his own raising.
Modern papas do not trot out
their offspring in the imposing
Oriental style; but when they sec
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
Mans Inhumanity to Himself

The most inhuman outrages, outragss which
would disgrace the savage, man perpetrates upon
his own system by swallowing drastic purgatives
which convulse his stomach, agonze his intestinss
and weaken his system. Many people constantly
do this under the impression that medicaments
only which violent in their action. and particu-
larly cathartics, Of no avail. Irreparable in
jury to health is wrought under this mistaken
idea. The laxative which most nearly approaches
the beneHcent action Of nature is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. which is painless but thorough,
and invigorates the intestinal canal instead Of
irritating it. The liver and stomach share in the
benign discipline, whose healthful influence is felt
throughout the system. Malarious, rheumatic,
kidney and nervous complaints succumb TO it,
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

swell, if you're not afraid" he
said grinning fiendishly, "I'm in
favor of putting you outside with
the lion tonight, and letting you
kill him? What say you, boys?"
This just suited the majority, and
so, after supper (for wonder they
were good enough to let the boy
have his supper before putting him
out of doors), they gave Yong Kee
his axe and pushed him through the
open doorway, out into the night.
Had Mr.. Rawlins, the camp boss,
been there, he would not have al
lowed this, but he was away, and
there was no one to protest. Yong
Kee himself said never a word.
Perhaps he knew it would do no
good to demonstrate, and then again,
perhaps he did not care to do so.
Be that as it may, he certainly did
not appear to be frightened.
The men barred the door, and
then went to bed. They had no
expectation Of ever seeing Yong
Kee alive again, but this did not
bother them any. He was only a
heather, anyway.
They had. slept perhaps three
hours when they were awakened by
the most terrible howls and screeches
any of them ever heard. Leaping
from their hunks, they ran out of
doors. The screeches came from
the direction of the spring, and they
rushed thither. When they got
there they saw a wonderful sight:
Yong Kee had met the lion
and it was his! There, by the
spring, impaled on the ends of
sharp stakes which the youth had
driven in the ground, was the
mountain lionl 1t had come to the
spring to get water, had seen Yong
Kee, who was seated there, sur
rounded by the sharpened stakes,
had leaped at him, become impaled
on the stakes, and had been de-
spatched by the boys axe.
me killee lion alice light!' said
Yong Kee, grinning SO that his
teeth shone in the moonlight.
Boys" said Jed Hawkins, 81
didn't like this Chinee, I'll admit,
and | was the one that got him out
here, but I'll say this much: He's
a hero, if he is heathen, and the
man that puts upon him from this
day on, will have to fight me! He's
got more sand than all of us put
together, and we've acted the brutes
in this matter"
The "Heathen" was hero from
that time, and there was not man
i'll Ile camp who would not have
fought for him.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

troops of them capering about OH
hobby-horses, nursing doll babies
and in other ways disporting them
selves after the manner of Christian
urchins of the present generation,
they are no doubt, just as happy as
was the patriarchal Abdon, and
much prouder than if they had
eclipsed Praxiteles at statuaries or
beaten Cheops at pyramid building.
Home and family!-what adreary
objectless life is his who has not
those to care for, and what desert
of a world this would be without
the wives and babies.
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The Keystone Watch
Case Co. of PHILADELPHIA,

the largest watch case manufactur-
ing concern in the world, is now
putting upon the Jas. Boss Filled
and other cases made by it, bow
(ring) which cannot be twisted or
pulled off the watch.
1t is sure protection against the
pickpocket and the many accidents
that befall watches fitted with the
old-style bow, which is simply held
in by friction and can be twisted off
with the fingers. It is called the
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don't see what's the use of be-
ing vaccinated again" said Tommy,
barring his arm reluctantly for the
doctor.
"The human body changes every
seven years, Tommy" replied his
mother. "You are eleven years
old now. You were in your fourth
year when you were vaccinated
first, and it has run out"
"Well, was baptised when | was
baby. Has that run out, too?"--
Chicago Tribune.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06
For Over Fifty Years

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of
mothers for their children while teethng,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor little
sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
in every part Of the world. Twenty-Five
cents a bottle. BE sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no
other kind. 1l3Sy1
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

Susie Cat her music lesson I'D
like to catch an old air | heard in
the music room last night" Pro-
fessor-"What air was that?" Su-
sic (demurely)-"Oh, it was a mil
| lionaire. ."-Tid-Bits.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

The heiress-''I am so suspicious
of men that | sometimes wish
didn't possess wealth" The good
friend-"But just think, dear, how
lonesome you would be without it. "
New York Herald.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

Gump-"I wish a fellow could
borrow money as easily as he can
borrow trouble" Hump-"If you
could make money as easily as you
can make trouble, you wouldn't need
to borrow boston Transcript.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

Mrs. Lawville-Which would you
rather do to-day-go to school or
help me in the garden?
Little boyd rather go to
school.
Would youp Whyp"
"'Cause teachers i'll, an there
amt agoin' to be any"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

Whats old Swizzles, the mil
lionaire, looking so pleased about?
He just lost $4,000 in stocks. "
"Yes, but afterward he managed to
get free ticket to 75-cent show.
Chicago Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1894-06-06

1t may seem paradoxical, but to
be accorded warm reception and
to be roasted are entirely different
things.-Philadelphia Record.