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The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-11-01

TIE republicans will hold a grand ratification meeting the latter part Of next week.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-11-01

CORNISH will be numbered with the slain.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-11-01
Notice.

Passengers taking the midnight traii east will please procure tickets and have their baggage checked the day before. C. w, DAVIS, Agent.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-11-01
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TuEsDAY ia democracy's day of doom.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-11-01

RALPH H. CAMERON will undoubt- edly be the next sheriff of Coconino county,
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-11-01
Dyspepsia

yoPSPoAOe Mrs. Judge Peck Tells How
 She Was Cured
 Sufferers from Dyspepsia should read the fol. lowing letter from Mrs H. M. Peck, wife of Judge Peck, justice at Tracy, Cal, and writer connected with the Associated Press:
 "Bya deep sense of gratitude for the great benefit have received from the use of Hoods Sarsaparilla, have been led to write the follow Ing statement for the benefit of sufferers who may be similarly afflicted. For i5 years have been great sufferer from dyspepsia and
 Heart Trouble.
 Almost everything ate would distress me. tried different treatments and medicines, but failed to realize relief. Two years ago a friend prevailed upon me to try Hoods Sarsaparjlla The nrst bottle l noticed helped me- so cOu- tlnued taking 1t. It did me SO much good that my friends spoke of the Improvement have received such great benefit from 1t that
 Gladly Recommend It. Inow have an excellent appetite and nothing eat ever distresses me. It also keeps up my Hoods ';;:;'aii' ;s;:'ii' Cures flesh and strength. I cannot praise Hoods Sarsaparila too much" MRS II. NJ. PECK, Tracy, California. Get HOODS.
 Aood's Pills are hand made, and perfect b proportion and appearance. 25c, a box.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23

ahsConded last week leaving several to mourn
his departure, has been arrested At Quitman,
ia Moore is anxious TO compromise the
matter by paying UP. Sheriff smith has sent
a warrant for Moore to Quitmau and applied
TO Gov. Mitchell for a requisiti0n for him.
President Cleveland has sent TO the
Senate the following appointments for
Florida: William II. Milton. Of Jack
sou county. for surveyor general vice Slocum,
term expired; II. W. Long, Of Marion county,
for register OF land office, and n. d. Vain
wright, Of Bradford county. for receiver Of
public moneys at the land once in Games
Vile. vice Lynch and Shipman, terms eX
pired; Louis j. Marquis 10 be postmaster at
BartoW, and ". H. Perry at Lake City. The
appointments were endorsed as follows:
Senator Pasco and Representative Mallory
for Long, Senator Call and Representative
Cooper for Wainwright, Pasco and Mallory
for Milton Mallory for Marquis, Call and
Pasco opposing fought Marquis hard.
Cooper for Perry ana Call and Pasco oppOs-
ing. The appointments OF Marquis, Perry
and Long were strenuously opposed by Gail,
but without effect. The three appOintees are
straightout anti-Can democrats.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23
REsOLUTIoNs.

BY Committee on Streets and Lanes
Resolved Ihat the committee on streets
and lanes be. and II is hereby authorized and
directed to have removed all trees IN the
roadway on Jefferson street. between Charl
ton and Henry streets which, in the il dg-
ment OF said committee ought to he remol e I
IN view OF the contemplated paving OF this
portion Of the street with granite blocks.
Adopted
BY Committee on Streets and Lanes
Resolved That permission is hereby given
TO the United States government 70 lay Il
sewer Tor the drainage of the new United
states court house and poStofice along York
street TO the intersection with East Broad
street, as requested'in the letter OF the acting
supervising architect to the city engineer
dated Feb. 10, 1894 provided that the work he
not done between May and Nov. ]. OF any wear.
and the United States government viii save
the city harmless as 10 damages TO person or
property.
Adopted.
Council adjourned subject to the call Of the
mayor.
Savannah. Feb. 10, ls9i,-Councn met at 4
p. m, this day, Present: His Honor the
Mayor; Aldermen Dixon Pollard, Haiues
Harris, Mills, Myers OBrien. Screyen aud
Wells,
a petition from sundry property holders
praying council not 20 pave Jefferson street
with rock as set forth IN ordinance passed
FEB. u. 1874 was read. On motion the petit
uon was received for information and action
under ordinance PASSED Fen. IL postponed for
the present
RESOLUTIoNs.
by Alderman Myers
Resolved mat The matter OF paving West
Broad street pee referred Poo fhr committee ou
streets aud lanes FOR iuyestiratlou. said com.
Miiiev io report 90 tolncl 1893 early az pos
sl0ie
Council adjourned, subject 20 can of the
mayor d. o.. HfiANIE
Clerk " Council
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23

Connections 90 Savannah, Albany. Ameri.
Gus and Montgomery with the various diyerg-
ing lines and 10 AbbeVllle with the Abbovilla
ana MayCross railroad.
Passengers viii be allowed % ride on al
freight trains OF s., A. & ~ railway.
CECIL GABBEI"r, 4. b. WiLBuHk
Gen. Manager. Con Passenger Agent,
Americas. Ca.
J. ~. CAhOLIN, Agent, savannah, Ca
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23
HOTELS.
TOWNSVILLE, GA.
MITCHELL HOUSE.

Now open under an entirely NEW manage
ment, Offering TO the public house thorough
ly tirst-class In all its details.
LOUIS z. ROBERTS, Proprietor
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23
FACIAL SOAP.
WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP

For The Skin, Scalp and Complexion
The result OF 20 years experience treating
the Skin. A book on DermatOlogy with each
cake, All druggists. And Woodbury's An
tiseptlc Shaving Sticks also Bars, Hair tonic
and clean Skin treatment
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23
RAILROADS.

THE FLORIDA SOUTHERN RAILROAD co,
INDIAN RIVER STEAMBOAT COMPANY
JUPITER AND LAKE WORTH RAILWAY
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23

excep
be Teen
and
: q : ~ ~ O and
G. Azent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-02-23
OFFICIAL.
CITY GOVERNMENT.
omcial Proceedings of Council.

Savannah Ca, Feb. H. 1894.-Council met
this day at - m. Present. Alderman George
Charlton, Dixon, Haines, Mcmillan, Myers
ScreVen and Wells
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19

A ADVERTISEMENTS AND SUBSCRIPTIONS fOit
n rHE NETWORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RE
CElvED AT THE UPTOWN OFFICE. No -? s r2aa
war 81 door north ~ Thirty -irst-st.: and ADNER-
rIEEMENTs at the following Branch Orcrs ~
Eghth.eye corner Twenty hirdst; l12 sixth ave :
liz Fourth,ay Fourtcenth-st I0 Third.ave
corner For,y.seventh-s lo2G Third-ave. near sixty
drs,s, 7Is First ave West Fortysecond-st lo2
columB ~ Avenue a. 1923 Third:ave 20 West
En-,..nth-~ 257 W,st Foftyr.ccnd ST. oot Third-aV"
ms ThIrdave: 2OSl Third-ave.. between One-hundred
and. twelfth and one hundreds and thirteenth So,
Ar the HARLEM OFFICES. $50 Fast On"- hundred md
twsnty-nfth.st 2i3 West Onehnndred-,ni- wenty-iuh
West Oneh hundred and forty hfth-st. up 10
o. M, a regular Office rates.
IN brooklyn. CO Court-st. 505 Dekaloave.. l.2Go
Bedford ave. up to D. m. regular Office rates.
European Branch for advertisements only. 10 Fleet
Street, 4. c.. London. ENGLAND.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19

silver was weak. sold 1-16 lower and closed al
the same price as yesterday-at ~ 1850 per ounce.
American railway securities were irregular but
generally lower Some OF the charges were: Ad-
vanced-Lake Shore. !. to 1897; Canadian "a
ciflc. u to 61ls, and Northern Paciiic preferred
Il 10 iels acknowledgements and Nashville
! TO 56ss; Reading. 81 to 97s; Atchison. u to q;
Erie. a to 157s; Wabash preferred !. to l2si
Illinois Central u 10 1904; ST. Paul. Il To GI'2
Ontario and Western y to IN: and Kansas and
Texas X to 10 Union Pacific sold at 1874.
The Norfolk and Southern Railroad COMPANY
has declared quarterly dividend 81 per cont.
The net earnings Of the company for the quar-
ter ended SeDiomher 30 the last TWO months
partly estimated. are $4,000. decrease Of 1860?
as compared with the corresponding quarter OF
last wear.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19
EUROPEAN FINANCIAL MARKETS.

London. Sept. H. p -Consols. lo2 l-lG for money
and lt2's ;he account New YORK unsylvania ana
Ohio nrsi mor'Cagc bonds iNt Canadian iacihC g.
Erie. liA do r"con9 consols ~. Illinois central "'N.
Mexican ordinary l~ie. Pau 67i. NewN nrk
Central. 1Oa.. prnnsY van'a ~ Rcadiag 30 MEXICAN
Central Jcr bonds. go Atchisnn common. :.
:. m.-Tho amount ~ bullion Withdrawn from the
Of England @ balauc" today Is finl go Money
The Of discount IN the market
for both short and months hiIs IL = per
adviccs quote exchange London ~ - francs
IIis ceniim~s f0r th.~ks.
IIerlin sept. 1s-ENchanEc London. - marks ~.
rfennncs sight 90 marks ~ Tfcrn'nes FOR nray
bills The statement % Tho Imperial Bank ~ Germany
shows an increase q specie ~ 1.3Dl.0 marks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19
financial glcctions.

RICHMOND. VA, September a. 1894
vU,HE ANNUAL MEETING Of The StOckholu-
i Of THE CHESAPEAKE OHIO kAILNHi roM.
transaction 81 such other business 10 may h~tuy C"me
before tho meetrg WI i've hed at to ONCE OF me Com
pany n tie Pace Building. In the cry OF Rchmohd.
Virginia on Tuesdny the sd day OF October. 1874 al
10 \. ".
Thc stock Trnnsfer Books WIN be e.o'Sd az the ono
q, Messrs DresrI Morgan 4 Co, No % Wall street,
New York on Thursday 9th day ~ september 1914
AZ p NJ and will reopen Wednesday. he gath day
VI oe''Os'' LOU" - C. i. WEXFORD. Secretary
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19
finart,al.
Toledo, Ann Arbor & North Michigan
Railway Company
REORGANIZATION.

KEUhUAVIZHI lUN.
To tho holders Of the stock Of the Toledo.
Ann Arbor and North Michigan HALLWAY
Company. and Of the Bonds of Its several
divisions. ns follows:
Toll. Ann trbOr and CIR. Trunk LIST MtGc. 81
Toll. Ann ArbOr and No. Mich. LIST Mtgc. q
Toll. Ann Arbor nnd VT. Pirns't LIST Mtge. 81
Toll. Ann Arbor mud Cadillac Ist Mtgc. O.
Toll. Ann Arbor and Luke Mich. ist MtGc. O.
ALSO
Toll. Ann Arbor and No. Mich. Cons MtEc. -
Frankfort and south Eastern LIST Mtge. q q
organization hat in their usmehi treats oataey all
the separate divisions 4 the road and seeks TO harmo
all interests thereby avoiding disin"gration Of the
propcry The acceptance Of this plan is strongly rec
Holders q Tho above securities IN order 70 avail them
f sc HorS Se an 'hG IN xcha aH for h
certificates.
rnacr The terms Of tho plan. Of 500 per
s'a'mrn' 81 go" per share 10 no% called ana becomes
Comic. 4 n" plan may DO obtained from any Of n.
Gp5 nrpn m Tho % Sr C w Gr
DEPosGTARy FOR TIE BONDS:
Farmers Lonn q Trust Co.. 30 william St. y Y.
DErOSiTARY FOR THE STOCK:
Atlantic Trust Co.. - William ST. y. y.
GEO. ". MURRAY. Chairman.
Prest. National Bank Of orange Co.
WI. II. MALE. Presi Atlantic Trust O..
80 William 81
THOS. 4. MCINTYRE
u Mcin'yr" & WardwclI Produce Exchange.
JOSEPH RICHARDSON. 8 Broad -.
HENRY =. REDMOND.
~ redmond. Kerr & Co. BANKERS.
decentralization Committee.
Hondly, Lnutcrbnch & johnson. Counsel.
ID. VI. MONJO Secretary.
~ ONO" ~
REDMOND. KERR CO..
IL Wall s.. New-York
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19
. FIX dividend

L Leather... loh loN To-. los lo', lo7s 50
do pref, ...... Gil 81 90 60 5oh 0 $50
Elk dividend.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19

WEST POINT. yEWBVRGH. AND POUCH.
KEEPSIF daily EXCURSION Except sunday BY
Albany Day IIne from Desbrosses d. pier q
$40 A. n. and West 22d st. at y A. NJ
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-09-19
IN THE BOND MARKET

There were no sales Of Government bonds.
Quotations therefore remain as folO"s
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
BRILLIANTS.

We punish ourselves whenever we
hate others.
Sin will behave itself year to have
its way an hour.
All true prayer is anointed with the
blood of self-sacrifice.
Remember that now is the day of
salvation; not to- morrow.
We all hate self when we see it
crop out in somebody else.
That is but an empty purse that is
full of other folks money.
The man who will say a mean thing
will sooner or later do one.
1t is we'll to hope for success, but it
is much better to deserve it.
1t takes some people a long time to
find out that it never pays to worry.
We ought to find out that condemn
ing other people will never justify us.
TO be contented with what we have
is about the same as to own the earth.
To choose time is to save time, and
an unreasonable motion is but beating
the air.
Don't worry about the opinions of
others, but live so that you can always
respect yourself.
The man who has the least in him
is generally the one who talks the
most about himself
The essence of knowledge is, having
it, to apply it; not having it, to con-
fess your ignorance.
Prosperity and prudence are spelled
differently, but they generally mean
about the same thing.
Mankind's struggle is upwards, in
which millions are trampled to death,
that thousands may mount on their
bodies.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
CHARACTERISTICS.

Clarence w. WiXom, a member of a
wealthy family of Fulton, Wis, was
recently fined $1,000 for robbing hen
rooSts.
1t is not generally known that Bal
timore has become the headquarters
of the spiritualists of the United
States. Believers have proposed the
erection of 81, 900, 900 church in that
city.
Two years ago, it is asserted, ban
shee was heard wailing on the porch
of the Imperial hotel, Dublin. Now
all the ceilings are falling in, and the
chambermaid who failed to scatter
salt and bread through the hotel on
the night she made the discovery has
been discharged.
Formal charges have been instituted
against a Portland, Me-, Methodist
Episcopal clergyman of several of
lenses, of which the most heinous is
that he attended picnic in white
pants" and not only drank half bot
tie of ginger ale, but unblushingly
remarked that he would enjoy an
other glass.
That was indeed a melancholy acct
dent which befell a Zurich music
critic the other day. He was MOTTO
ing Gade's fifth symphony and wrote
a caustic review of it as ''lacking the
usual Scandinavian coloring, and by
no means one of his best works. 1"
His attention was called uext morn
ing to the fact that the orchestra had
substituted Beethoven's symphony
for the Gade.
A rich foreigner settled in Mar
settles and built a very costly villa.
Two years ago he made elaborate
preparations for dying by his own
hand whenever he decided that the
moment had come. He built vault
which could be herme tically sealed,
in corner of his garden, furnished
with reclining chair, two large can
delabra and two pans, filed with char
coal, ready to light. He entered the
vault frequently, but not until week
ago did he close the door and light the
, charcoal. He was found dead in the
chair.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
PAPA FLEUTELOT," MISER
A French Millionaire Who Begged In the
Street and Died In Filth.

A French Millionaire Who Begged In the
Street and Died in Filth.
A miser of the story-book type
died few weeks ago in Auxerre,
France. Although he never had wife
or children he was known to all per-
sons in the city as Papa Fleutelot. !"
He had been public figure for
generation and could be seen daily,
in storm or sunshine, tottering in his
rags through the streets to gather
odd bits of coal and wood and cigar
stumps. When he began his work
In the city there were the usual ru
mors that he was rich and misery,
but they were soon dispelled by the
abject filth and want in which he
lived and by his importantly in beg
ging.
Papa Fleutelot died in his eighty
fifth year, and was buried in the pot
ter's field. The French police, who
suspect everything. still suspected
the old mans pretenses of poverty.
despite the recent shifting of public
opinion, and they searched the hut
in which he had lived and died.
Filth was ankle deep upstairs and
knee deep in the cellar. The first
search was rewarded only with the
discovery of 400 bottles of Bordeaux
vintage of 1890. The second search,
however, revealed hole in the cell
lar wall behind pile of indescriba-
BILE dirt From this hole the police
dragged a chest, and in the chest
they found the treasure. From top
to bottom it was stuffed full of mort
cages, government bonds, shares in
stock companies, and title deeds. Ali
showed the keenness of Papa Fleute-
lot in investing his savings. for
without exception the securities were
of the highest class. Their face val,
ue was 1000, 900 francs, but as many
of the bonds and stocks are above
par they can be sold for a much
larger sum.
For more than eleven years the old
man had neglected to clip his cou'
pons. He had let them accumulate
until they represented market val
ue of 140. 900 francs.
Among the many pieces of res
estate whose ownership was revealed
by the contents of the chest is a
large tract of land near Villeneuve-
sur Tonne. On this land there are
400 acres OF fine forest and several
buildings of ancient indestructible
make. 1t had been more than forty
years since any body at Villeneuve
knew who owned the estate. When
Papa Fleutelot died in his hovel, but
twenty centimes, or less than five
cents, was his total cash capital AS
was expected, the usual number OF
heirs have appeared since the ole
mans body was buried in the potter
field. They affect to believe that
stills more treasure is concealed in
the hut, and they are taking it down
piece by piece in the hope of enrich
inc themselves
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
Born, Not Made

Puny people have, invariably, weak diges-
ton. The robust as a rule eat heartily and
assmilate their food. A naturally weak
stomach, or one that has become, although
not so originally, derives needful aid from
this thorough stomacbic, Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters. The restoration of vigor to
the delicate is the prompt effect of re-
course to this professionally sanctioned
and universally esteemed promoter of
health. Nervousness-a symptom of chron-
ic indigestIon-is overcome by it, So are
liver complaint end constipation. Incipient
rheumatism and kidney trouble it defeats
thoroughly, and it constitutes an efficient
defense against malaria. Bat in order
that the full benefit der.vable from its use
should he availed Of il should not be used
IN haphazard way, but continually. The
same suggestion holds good of all standard
remedies
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
Before the DAYS of Anaesthetics.

The introduction of anRsthetics
marked great era in the progress
of surgery. Before the effects OF
chloroform and ether were known it
was the great object of the surgeons
to operate as rapidly as possible, SO
as to keep the patient in pain as
little time as possible. No time was
wasted in elaboration, and the knife
and saw were used without stopping
to check the flow of blood. But that
has all been changed. Now the pa.
tient breathes in the vapor OF an
anasthetic for few minutes, and
sinking into a deep sleep, lies a
motiOnless, unconscious body, upon
which the operator can work care
fully and deliberately. He knows
that he is causing no pain, and can
take all the time necessary to make
the careful explorations and carry
out the numerous precautions which
are now known to be necessary to
secure the best results.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
IN LIGHTER MOOD.

Andrews-What is the extreme pen,
atty for bigamy? Briggs-Two moth
srs-in-law.
Mrs. Nuwed--And this bit Of old
brass is from Mrs. Shorely. Mrs. Bit
tersnap Charming gift. Just like
her, isn't it?
Squildig-The piano next door
makes me swear every time l hear it
played. Neutrality-suspicious. odd. It's
an upright piano.
She-Am l the first woman you ever
loved? He-Yes. Am the first man
you ever loved? She, tempestuously
You are insulting.
80 you are mad at your husband.
Are you going home to your mother?"
mo, l shan't do anything to please
him again as long as live"
Ethel--Oh, auntie. we've been hav-
ing such fun! George has been show
ing me Venus through his telescope.
Auntie-rm surprised ut George.
Sunday School Teacher-Charley,
what will happen to the man who at
tends to his body at the expense of
his soul? Charley-lIe'll get fat.
That's wonderfully bright dog of
Timmins'. Can do most anything but
talk" THAT makes them a pretty
good team. Timmins can do nothing
| but talk"
Cholly, sulkily-I suppose you'd
accuse me of-aw-falschood If |
should tell you had an ideah. Miss
Cahstique, genially-Not at all. Only
of plagiarism.
Clara, after tiff presume you
would like your ring back. George -
Never mind: keep it, No other girl 1
know could use that ring unless she
wore it on her thumb.
Husband - Where in thunder did
you get that coat? 1t fits you like IA
potato sack. Wife, dclightcd-Does
it really dear? | was so afraid it
wouldn't be quite up to style.
Little Charley-Papa, will you buy
me n drum? Fond Father-Ah, but,
my boy, you will disturb me very
much if do. Charley--Oh, no, papa
won't drum except when you are
| asleep.
What made you lend Ruggles your
umbrella? You know he will never
return it," That's q fact. But it was
mighty honest in him not to take ii
without asking, and l thought he de-
served reward"
Nogo-I think 'outing" would be
more appropriate than "trouting."
Rodd-How SO? Nogo-Well, don't
you see that wherever you go you are
out days wages, out your railroad
fare, out of mind and pocket, and out
of fish when You get home?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
THE DANBURY NEWS MAN.
Pleasant Remembrances of the witty
and Genial Humorist.


and Genial Humorist.
Bailey-James Montgomery Bailey
was his full name. He was born in
Albany, n. Y, in 1871. fought
through the war in Connecticut
regiment, and afterward made him
self famous writing for the Danbury
News.
Mr. Bailey's wit has delicious
mental flavor. In fact. it is always
the shrewd, thoughtful man that en-
joys it. 1t is not in long, inane
dialogues, but flash of thought.
The humorist says poor man came
to HIM with tears in his eyes one
day, asking for help for his desti-
tute and starving children.
What do you need mostg" asked
Mr.. Bailey.
well, we need bread, but II /
can't have that III take tobacco"
One day solemn and religious
Danbury man hailed charcoal ped
Ter with the query:
"Have you got charcoal in your
wagonm
Yes, SIR" said the expectant
driver, stopping his horses.
That's right" observed the re-
ligious man with an approving nod,
always tell the truth and people
will respect you -"
And then he closed the door just
in time to escape brick hurled by
the wicked peddler.
One day asked Mr.. Bailey if they
had lazy men in Connecticut.
Lazy men" he exclaimed, "why
we have a man in Danbury so lazy
that instead of shoveling a path to
the front gate he pinches the baby's
ear with the nippers till the neigh
bors come rushing in to tread down
the snow"
Mr.. McMasters was buying home
of Mr.. Bailey, and asked him if the
house was cold in winter
"Cold?" said Mr.. Bailey, cautious
ly. 81 can't say as to that; it stands
outdoors. "
Speaking OF the Indian raids, says
Bailey: The Modocs have made an
other raid on our people and muir
dered them. If ever our government
gets hold of these savages, gets them
right where they cannot escape, gets
them wholly into it's clutches, some
contractor will make money"
Mr.. Bailey's humor also consists in
truthful descriptions of domestic life.
His descriptions are so true that
they are absolutely photographed on
the mind of the reader. One car
close his eyes and see with his minds
eye the very scenes depicted. TWEEN
ty Years of Wit and Humor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-06-14
Merely u Matter of Form.

Dentist-I'm afraid it's too late to
save that tooth, miss. 1t will have
to come out
Self-Possessed Young Woman
Is the corresponding tooth on the
opposite side u sound one?"
Perfectly"
mo probability that it will get to
achingP"
None whatever
And this one that's aching--is it
likely to keep my jaw swelled up as
1T is now?"
lit is"
"Then take il out, Doctor II de-
stroys the symmetry OF my face"