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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
From "pudd'nhead Wilson's Cnl-ndar."r

From 'sPudd'nhead Wilson's Cniendar."o o
Why Is 1t that we rejoice at a birth and
grieye at funeral! 1t is because we are not
the person involved.
1t Is easy to find fault, II one has that dis
position. There was once man who, not be-
ing able to find any other fault with his coal,
complained that there were too many prehis-
toric toads in it.
When angry, count four; when very angry.
swear.
There are three infallible why's of pleasing
an author, and the three form a rising scale
of compliment: 1, to tell hln you have read
one OF his books; 9, to tell him you have read
all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read
the manuscript of his forthc oming book. No.
admits you to his respect; No. admits you
to his admiration; No. 8 carries you clear
into his hcart.-Centnry.
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The Way to Fame.

Yibblc-You saw the fellow who
drove our car? You may not believe
me, but his humor has been published
and illustrated in half the papers
OF the country.
Wabble = You don't say' How
does it come that he is not writing
any more?
Wibble-He never did write It He
had it. it was after he was cured
that the patent medicine company
gave him SO extensive a publication.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
Deafno.s Cannot lie Cared

BY local applications rs they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only
one way to cure deafness, and that is by con-
stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by
an infamed condition of the mucous lining
infiamed you have n rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when 1t is entirely closed,
Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam-
nation can be taken out and this tube no
stored to its normal condition, hearing viii
are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but
an infamed condition of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars; free.
F.J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
eBSold by Druggists. TIC.
There is one thing the hardware dealer has
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
The Puzzle Solved.

Perhaps no local disease has puzzled and
bafllcd the medical profession more than
nasal catarrh. While not Immediately fatal
1t is among the most nauseous and disgusting
ills the flesh is heir to, and the records show
catarrh by any of the many modes of treat
mcnt until the Introduction of Ely's Crea m
Balm a few years ago. The success OF this
preparation has been most gratifying and
surprising.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
Chiue,e on bicycles.

Cinnamon in Southern California
are taking to cycling for business
transportation. Quite number Of
Chinese in San Jose and Los Angeles
own wheels and use them in going
about for orders and delivering
goods. They have found using hi
cycle pays in the time saved and tho
wider circle of customers gained.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation;
II has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
news, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
pists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
fractured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
Winter Rates to Tsxa. Points.

On Feb 18th, March 18th, April 10th and
May Sth the SANTA FE ROUTE" sell tick
cts from Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo
and Trinidad and all Texas points at one
fare for the round trip, good for thirty days:
allowing stop-overs on going trip at any point
desired In Oklahoma or Texas.
For additional particulars and printed mat
ter regarding Texas call on or address J. p.
Hall, Colorado Passenger Agent, 100 Law
renee Street, Denver, Colo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

The Fire Department in every city could
not do better than to keep a dozen OF Saliva
all burns, scalds and bruises, and in few days
makes an effectual cure of the wound. 25 cts
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Denver Directory.
THE GREELEY NURSERY.

Being the farthest north OF any in the nrid re-
gion with the largest variety, we can plensc all.
10 years growers of Dwarf Rocky Mountain Cher.
~ The only propagators OF general line OF
Nursery stock in Colorado. Get our prices.
GEO. j. SPEAR. Prop
Free n valuable book for fruit growers by men.
toning this paper.
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100 World. Fair Photo. for 81.

These beautiful pictures are now ready for
delivery in ten complete parts-16 pictures
comprising each part-and the whole set can
be secured by the paymeSt OF One Dollar,
sent to GEO H. HEAFFoRD, General Passen-
ger Agent Chicago, Milwaukee Il St. Paul
Railway, Chicago, Ill, and the portfolios Of
pictures will be sent free OF expense, by mail,
to subscribers.
Remittances should be made by draft, mon
ey order or registered letter.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

ScURvY and scorbutlc affections, pimples,
and blotches on the skin are caused by i'm
pure blood which Beecham's Pills cure.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Streetcar drivers and others who are con-
stantly exposed to all kinds of weather, and
cannot fnd time to lay by. should ever bear
in mind this plain fact that Dr. Bulls Cough
Syrup cures coughs and colds. 1t is un-
enualled
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Parties desiring TO either buy or scll news
papers will find It to their advantage to cor
respond with J. s. Temple, Box 1911, Denver,
Colo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

ACalifornla editor gratefully acknowledges
the receipt of an invitation from subscriber
to visit his house aud take bath.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

~@EI havopfepdfeuU UooR! wtfe1ea =.
plain but chaste language, treating Of the
nature, symptoms and durability, BY bone
treatment, Of such diseases: The Worlds
Dispepsary Medical Association, Proprietors
Of tie Ipvalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y, will, on receipt Of this notice,
with 10 cents lin stamps for postage3 mail,
scaled in plain envelope, q copy OF this useful
book, IL should be read by every young
man, parent and guardian in tho land.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

For COUGHS AND ThRoAT TROUBLES use
BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs. They relieve
ali throat irrltations caused by Cold or use OF
the voice.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

True worth never seeks credit for more
than It 10; but that Is left for imltators and
counterfeiters
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

A young sporting man went into areligious
book store the other day and asked for work
on stee ple-chasIng. He was given guide
book to the cathedrals of England.
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waht Ha Maa Like.

Dudely Gushington Tennyson
says: '.Men are Gods trees"
Miss Sharpgirl-Then dudes must
be ripe thistles-soft on top and slim
in the body.-Texas Siftings.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Instantly relieves the most violent attack,
facilitates free expectoration and insures rest
to those otherwise unable to sleep except in .
chair, as . single trial will prove send for u
free trial package TO DR.. X. Schinmann, st.
Paul. MINI, but ask your druggist first.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Send two 2-ccnt stamps to The Road Pub
fishing Co., Denver, Colo, and get sample
.opy Of The Road aud one Of their great Eng
lish Octopus maps free.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

"Avoid whisky and water, my son." said
the fond father. "It's a dilution and q
snnrer
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

A spiritualist may tip the table, but 1t is
the chap who tips the waiter who gets the
most attention,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Recently \ disgusted Oshkosh juryman Of
fered to pay the sum In dispute II the claim
ant would dismiss the case. The offer was
refused
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Even the homeless man may have title
clear to mansions In the skics.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Character, like boiled glue, depends upon
its consistency for its value.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Much reading Is like much eating-wholly
useless without digestion.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

A man who never owned balky horse will
tefl you that he found the animal exceedingly
hard to get along with.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Hanson's Magic Corn saive.
warranted to cure or money refuuis1. Ask
xour druRRiGt for IL. Prlce Is cent?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

A whim is fly that buzzes In the empty
chambers Of an exhausted brain.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

A scrptural quotation by disguised law
stude ents-"Hang all the law and the proph
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
schinmann's Asthma Cure

Curious-There are no counts In this coun-
try, and yet every man counts.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Every man has show in life, but few OF
them find It circus.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

Ehiloh's Consu nsPtiOn Cure
j. Sos6 on guarantee. 1t cures lrcipient Consungs
tAon II Is best Cough Cure. IS cts. oOcts q Sl1
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

When barrel Is full7t usu,i,J gets bunge'
up. And this is the case with a man.
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LOSS OF POWER

and Manly vigor, Nervous De-
bility, Paralysis, or Palsy, Or
Ranic Weakness and wasting
Drains upon the system, result
ing in dullness Of mental facul-
ties, Impaired Memory, Low
Spirits, Morose or Irritable Tenn
per, fear of impending calamity,
nnda thousand and one derange-
ments of both body and mind
result from pernicious secret
practices, often indulged in by
the young, through ignorance OF
their ruinous consequences. To
reach, reclaim and restore such
unfortunates to health and hap
pIness, Is the aim Of an assoct-
alton Of medical gentlemen who
hn,,o propored n f,Ooir written in
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

~. y. u. Denver. Vol. NJ. No. $500.
When writing 10 advertisers please say that you
saw the advertisement. in this paper.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01

There is one thing the hardware dealer has
always on hand-nails.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1894-03-01
Hoods s;ss:;'sil'C Cures

had been used my weight was 165 pounds.
owe all this to Hoods Sarsaparilln and gladly
recommend 1t to all sufferers" T. NJ. FoGG.
Justice of the Peace. Sharpsburg. Kentucky.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09

the saloons by the score which are open in this city at this very hour and where the violation of law goes right straight on; and where the policeman goes right straight on-past the door.
 But the fault Is not chiefly with the officer on his beat. Most of the men are faithful and want to do their duty. But why should an officer be expected to do his duty when the police com mission which is the supreme power in that deparment, and which makes and unmakes officers as 1t will, refuses to receive the testimony which reputable citizens are eager to give it concerning the violations of excise law? Most of all when 1t is known throughout the de- partment that, officers have been warned against being too offlcious; and others who were too active in enforcing the excise laws have been removed to distant parts of the city where sa- looms are scarce
 What do you think of the effect upon the department of finding the signature of a police commissioner on saloon keepers bonds? What do you think of putting two men on the police commis- sion who are bottlers and whose deliv- cry wagons may be seen at the saloon doors on almost any day of the year? Is this the sort of thing that tends to strengthen the spinal column of the po- lice commission or to put iron into it's blood? Six men on the police commis- sion and two of them in close and con- stant commercial relation with the sa- loona tTs 3-tl lfS1Af-e srt Psj.
 But there is more than this, The members of the police commission are elected by the board of aldermen and several of the aldermen are in the sa- :: loon business. Do you wonder that when evidence is submitted to the po- lice commission for the violation of the,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09

his services to simply state that for years he served st James church n the capacity of vestryman and war den and was at the time of his decease senior warden of the parish.
 From his earliest connection with the parish he has manifested traits of char acter which have endeared him to all with whom he came in contact. In his death our church has sustained an nl- most irreparable loss. We. his associ- ates. will sadly miss q loving, steadfast friend. a wise counsellor. q loyal churchman and n consistent Christian gentleman. To the family of our de- ceased friend We extend sincere sym pathy. knowing that they will with us lung keep in remembrance the good example of him. who. having finished his course in faith. does now rest from his labors. We commend them to the God of all comfort for strength to bear their great afIilction.
 F. HITCHCOCK.
 Clerk of the Parish.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09

must be done. For the sake of your children 1t must be done. If the saloons break the laws and the policemen make light of 1t and go their ways. and if the police commission make light Of solemn charges and or unmistakable evidence and go their ways. I am anxious that the Christian men of New Haven should not make light of It and go their ways. think we should either demand the honest enforcement of laws or their re- peal. nm sure no one will be likely to demand what is unreasonable Nobody can expect perfection. But we can ex- pect an honest attempt to enforce the laws. We can do more than expect it. We can demand 1t and there are ways whereby we can honestly secure it.
 am anxious that every Christian man should understand that he has a solemn duty to his city and his state. His duties as a Christian arc not done until he has fulfilled his duties as a citizen.
 have spoken these things tonight, first. that you may know; second. that you may think; third. that you may speak; fourth, that you may act.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09
4 Ouoon Under punishn ont.

The little queen of the Netherlan nds, though only thirteen years of age. already shows signs of the same in- dependent character as her late father was distinguished for. Thus she con- siders it beneath her royal dignity to responds to the greetings of her loyal subjects. notwithsta uding the observa- tions of her govcrnes9 to that effect One day, as a punishment, the gover. ness sent her to bed immediately after their return home. Then you should have seen and heard her little majesty in a fury. stamping on the ground and exclaiming:
 What l, the queen of Holland, or. dered off to bed, and at seven o'clock too! No, never! even If I have to re. nouce the throne of my fathersv'
 Five minutes after this formal protes, her majesty was plunged in a sound sleep.-Le Patriote.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09
Woman's Board of Missions.

The October meeting of the New Ha- ven branch of the woman's Board of Missions will be held in the chapel of Center church this, Tuesday, afternoon, October 9, at 8 o'clock. Addresses will be given by Miss Ferguson of the Hu- guenot seminary, South Africa, and Mrs. Heman B. Allen, formerly of New Haven, who has lately visited the Inan- da seminary, South Africa,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09

Accompanied by half the nobi1- ity of Austria, went to the Carls- bad Springs for the recovery of his health. Six thousand six hundred horses, so the town rec ords say, were necessary to con- vey the company to the place.
 The virtues of the water is as great at the present day as it was in the time of Charles H., and although the expense attached to a journey thither is not as great now as it was then, we are not all wealthy enough to undertake it. For such the virtue of the Carlsbad Spring is extracted. The Carlsbad Sprudel Salt, ob- tained by evaporation, containing all the solid constituents of the water, can be, obtained at every drug store. -
 It is the very best remedy for catarrh of the stomach, constipa- ton, liver and kidney troubles eout, rheumatisn, etc. Be surei to obtain ths genuine impo5ted| article, which must haXs the sig nature of "EIsNER & MENDELsoN Co, Sole Agents, New York, on every package. s,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09
Obituary Resolutions.

Whereas, Almighty God in His wis dom has called to the rest of paradise and taken from us our late associate and friend, MT. Elizur M. Hotchkiss, the. rector, warden and vestrymen of st. James church, ,Westville, unani- rlously place upon its record the follow. ing minute: sethis
 It would give no idea of the value of
The daily morning journal and courier., 1894-10-09

Judge Wheeler-How long have the police known this place to be one of i'll repute?"
 sergeant Driscoll-"About twenty years" Judge Wheeler-"How often have po- lice raids been made on the placer"
 Sergeant Driscoll-"About one a year." Judge Wheeler-"t was something of license arrangement then, was it not?"
 Sergeant Driscoll-"We did not t,n- derstand it as such"
 Judge Wheeler-"Well, it looks that way"
 Men and brethren, think of it. A place like that in one of the densest districts of the city, known to the po- lice, doing business for twenty years; raided about once g. year., One day of inconvenience and three hundred and sixty -four days of immunity. How the inmates must have longed for the annu'. al raid to come that they might settle down to a quiet life for twelve months more. But what revelation 1t gives us of the theories of the enforcement of law by those whose business 1t Is to enforce it., Something of a license ar- rangement," says Judge Wheeler. II think anybody would say so, Violate the law once and be arrested and pay your fine. Then violate the law three hundred and sixty-four times more without expectinY any trotiSfe. The law says prohibitions and the officer makes it 'sonething of . license ar rangsment." oP ths testimony of ! judge on the Aftc n the superior court. g5's
 Brethren, don't like to talk about these things. But 1t must be done. For the sake4uf New ,Haven's youth it
The evening world., 1894-06-23

follow them as best II could and by
slow perseverance master new tunes
But when the new tunes came to be sune
on Sundays, OF course, the congregation
s eSery now sna then eyen the cso aG
would get the tune into such hopeless
tangle that It broke down. and left Mr.
Graff to finish a verse by himself as II
he were performing solo with harmo-
mum accompaniment.
John had such a paternal interest In
the choir that far from feeling any mali
cious JOY In his successors difficulties
honestly a great trouble to him. But
him do anything All the congregati or
knew how # fretted and worried him; he
was not proud enough to cloak his hui
initiation in offended silence, but gave
voice to his feelings on every ,opportu'
nifty, sure always Of the sympathy OF his
severely checked: he did not take such
hearty pleasure In the sunday services
as he had taken formerly. and by de-
Erees became less regular In his attend
ance until he left of coming Of an even.
ing almost entirely.
One Sunday evening. when he was not
there. just as the last hymn was being
sung, a man came hurrying along the
aisle into the choir. checked Mr.. Gran,
brought him suddenly down from top
note. and whispered hastily In his ear.
The choir went on singing. the organ
his hymn book, and, without waiting
for his hat rushed with a white. terror
stricken face down the aisle. and out OF
the chapel like man suddenly gone
mad. Mrs. Gran started from her pew
and called to him as he passed, but he
was gone as II he had not heard her;
once In the street, MIR. Graff redoubled
his speed, and ran as he never ran In
his life before. The messenger could
scarcely keep pace with him.
Have - they got my little girl
Dunno" responded the messenger.
And they ran. on without another word.
They overlook and passed others run
coull hear a confused uproar on ahead
of them, and. suddenly turning corner.
they came fun In view of Mr. Graff' )
house, which was nothing now, so far
wreathing smoke. with lurid heart of
fire.
In moment Mr.. Gran was pushing
through the crowd that was standing,
strangely silent. gazing up into the
smoke. He saw at glance hystericsl
servant girl standing among them.
wringing her hands and looking up with
the rest, and grasped her arm and
"ETe? Where is Eme?" he shouted.
wildly.
"Oh, sir" cried the girl. in helpless
terror, I'd put her to bed upstairs,
He was gone; he had his latchkey out
OF his pocket. and dashed wildly under
that choking canopy of smoke. and up
the few steps TO the front door But
a. the same instant an inarticulate roar
burst from the entire crowd. three or
him and dragged him back by main
force. shouting trantically: She's here!
10! Hurahl