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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
FOR PUBLICATION.

Land Office at Garden City, Kansas, Ja
airy 18th. 1884.
Notice Is hereby given that the follow
named settler has filed notice OF his INT
ton to make final proof in support o.
CLAIM and that said proof will be made
fore the Probate Judge of Ford county, y
sas, At Dodge City, Kansas. on the Sd an
March, 1894. viz:
Jacob Steffens, homestead eatry No.
three (ss), township twenty seven ta7) sou
range twenty six t96) west. III
He names the following witnesses 20 pr,
his continuous residence upon, and cn"']
ton of, said land, viz: j
Franz B0esel, Jesse Williams, Jos1CJ
HInk and Rufus Charles, all Of D0dse
Kansas. d. u. fROSTs hes''I
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What She Wanted.

F.: Elise is bright little girl, with q
taste for company, though she is only
three years old. Not long ago she ap-
preached her father.
f: Papa" she said. II want you to
give me ball"
+: ga ball?" he inquired. rather puz-
;zled.
!: Eyes, papa, but not a gum ball; l
want party ball." and she had it the
next afternoon, when all her little
friends were invited. - Detroit Free
. BRASS
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
A Real Objection.

Mary-What an attractive young
man that was you brought to see me
last night.
Clara-Yes; all the girls say exactly
the same thing.
May-I hear you are going to marry
him?
Clara-But I'm not
May-No? Why?
Clara-He's too attractive.-Detroit
Free Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
Firs. Publication Decembe, q. 1893.

NOIICE TUX PUBLIdI ION-
Land Office at Garden City, k.ans., Decor
Der 70, ls58.
Notice is hereby given thas the followiI
named settler has filed notice cr his intention
make final proof in support Of his claim, al
that saiai proof will be made before the Gle
at Dodge City X ansas, on January 81, 1894, v
John u. Shumard, T. Ii. E No. 1888, for !,
six (6G and seven ID and east half of the sout
west quarter Of section six 80, ownship twent
eight (28) south, range twenty six (26) west. ,
He names the following Witnesses TO prove
continues residence upon, and cultivation
said land, viz:
Samuel c. Rhodes, Of Ensign, Kansas, Fra
NJ. Cruce William T. Adams and Henry Pir1
ks.t, all Of Dodge City. Kansas.
ID. NJ. FROST, Registed
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Wanted . Variety Of Then.

Mrs. Newrich (irate)-I've q good
mind to sue you for your work on that
last order to engrave my silverware.
The Designer and Engraver-What
is the trouble, madam?
Mrs. Newrich-Trouble? Why, told
you not to spare any pains to make it
the swellest job you knew how. and
hero you've put just the same coat-of-
arms on every piece.-Chicago Record.
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CnlOrtC.

During your Arctic expedition"
some one asked an explorer, show did
you get warm when your fuel gave
out?"
simplest thing in the world" an
swered the explorer. 1.-TWO of us
were republicans and two democrats,
and whenever the thermometer in the
hut went below the freezing point, we
talked politics"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19

TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS.

The SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT which APP
peared in our columns some time since, an
nouncing special arrangement with Dr.. b.
]. Kendall Co., Of Enosburgh Falls. VT,
publishers of "A Treatise on the Horse
and his Diseases" whereby our subscribers
were enabled to obtain a copy of that valu-
able work FREE by sending their address
land inclosing a two-cent stamp for mailing
same) to Dr.. B. ]. Kendall Co., is renewed
for limited period. We trust all Will
avail themselves of the opportunity OF Cd
tanning this valuable work. To every lover
Of the horse it is indispensable. as 1t treas
afaict this noble animal. Its phenomenal
sale throughout the United States and Can
ada males Il standard authority. Men.
IloN TINS PAP1R WINS SDDNc FoR TN
T1xXz1R
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
A Domestic Episode.

"In have to leave you. num-" said
the hired girl to the lady of the house,
who was finding the burden almost too
much to bear.
THANK heaven" she exclaimed. You
don't have to take me along with you.
Detroit Free Press
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timely Caution.

IF you ever 'spect to 60 to Heaven,
my dear" said the little girl, sewing
up a gaping rent in her dolls back
you'll have to take better care OF your
self. They don't have any sawdust in
Heaven" Chicago Tribune.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
A Reason.

Papa-Won't you be glad when you
are a big man, Harry?
Harry-NO, papa
Papa--Why not?
Harry-Why, because then Icannot
get into the circus for half price
Harper's Young People.
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The Sweet Thing.

Ethel somewhat passe)-Oh, dear! l
had such fun at the fair. A young
girl always does at such things, you
know.
Maud-Yes; you always said you en-
ioyed the centennial, didn't you, dear?
Chicago Record.
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Cumulative Evidenl

You ought to be very proud of your
wife She is brilliant talker."
You're right there"
why. could listen to her all
night"
Il often o.''-Texas Siftings-
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The Usual Ouietus.

Mother (wishing to hurry matters)-
Mr.. Sampson has been coming here
now three years. 1 should think he
would be getting tired of making love
to you.
DaughterI guess he is. Last night
ne asked me to marry him.-Puck.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
A MiSdemeanOr.

Mr.. Hogan (whose wife has temper)
want me wolfe arristed for carryin' q
concealed weapon, yer amer.
His Honor-What's the nature OF the
weapon?
Mr.. Hogan-Faix it's blamed sharp
its her TONGUE, yer anner!-Judge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
A Decided Gump.

DeCIueU
Dora-Mr. Nicefello seems to have Q
bad cold.
Clara-WeM, it's his own fault.
When he called last evening he sat
down on a chair way off by himself,
although there were loads of room on
the sofa. Then. to give him an excuse
for moving, complained of the heat
and opened the window behind him,
but there he staid like gump. the
whole evening.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19

No Long Leases.
Builder-Yes, sir, this house has just
been finished, and is for rent at very
reasonable figures.
Home Seeker-Win you give me .
lease for five years?
Builder-Five years? You must be
daft. In half that time it will be
dry enough for me to live in myself
Ny. Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
Ono on Hicks.

''Some people are much more for.
tunate in their marriages than others,
sneered4iicks. That's the only rea-
son why l don't consider matrimony a
failure"
"You are very right there" said Mrs
Hicks. Here in our own family you
got me, but IL only got you. "-Har'
per's Bazaar.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
TO the EAST.

~ eSNSUO
BEST DINING CAR SERVICE IN THE WORLD.
The Rock Island is foremost in adopt
ing any advantage calculated to i'm
prove speed and give that luxury, safety
and comfort that popular patronage de-
hands. Its equipment is thoroughly
complete with vestibuled trains, mag
niflcent dining cars, sleepers and chair
coaches, all the most elegant, and OF
recently improved patterns.
Faithful and capable Management
and polite, honest service from EN-
ployes are important items. They are
a double duty-to the Company and to
travelers-and it is sometimes task
difficult of accomplishment. Passen-
gers on this line will find little cause
for complaint on that ground.
The Importance of this Line can be
better understood if a short lesson In
geography be now recited.
What is the great Eastern termini OF
the Rock Island Route?-Chicago.
What other sub-Eastern termini has
it?-Peoria. To what important POINTS
does it run trains to the Northwest
st. Paul and Minneapolis, Minnesota,
and Watertown and Sioux Falls, Da-
kota. To what important Iowa and
Nebraska points, Moines, Daven
port, Iowa; Omaha and Lincoln, Ne
braska.
REMEMBER -
The Great Rock Island Route runs all
regular trains to Englewood suburban
station, close to Worlds Fair grounds,
and you can save time and trouble by
getting off at that point and avoid the
crowd in the city.
For full particulars as to tickets,
maps, rates, apply to any coupon ticket
Office in the United States, Canada or
Mexico, or address:
"a JNO. SEBASTIAN,
Gen1 Tiki. & Pass. Agt., Chicago. Ill
| j.. ST. JOHN, Gen1 Manager. Chicago. III
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Its One Good Point.

He-What-er-did you think Of my
poem in SGuibner's Magazine?
She-Oh, lovely! Why, it was just
too short for anything.-Truth-
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A Natural Mistake.

A Natural M18t9kO.
A Chicago clergyman, having per-
formed the marriage ceremony for a
couple, undertook to write out the
usual marriage certificate; but being
in doubt as to the day Of the month, he
asked:
''This is the ninth, is it not?'
"Why, parson," said the blushine
bride, you do all my marrying, and
you ought to remember that this is
only the th."-TeXas Siftings.
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Perdita-Has young DR.. Pelle, just
started in practice?
Penelope-Just about; there ;:'eA
one of his funerals Dow.-1ru.A
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Don't you smell fire?"
mo, 1 don't think I do"
81 don't, either, but most people do
q Won ask them."-BOstOn Globe.
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Prisonr-As my counsel has failed
to put in his appearance ! would ask
your honor to adjourn the case.
Judge-Why, you were caught in the
act of stealing gold watch from the
person Of . gentleman. Besides, you
admitted the charge. am curious to
know what under these circumstances
your counsel could have to say in your
defense.
Prisoner-So am 1, your honor, and
therefore I should like to hear him.
Vogue.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19

Little Girl (helping her notaer.-
I've stewcd the stew and sInashcd the
squash; now what shall do nexJ?-
Good News
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19

A Good Reason.
II don't see why you employ Dr.
Hugo as your physician. He's the most
Ill tempered. quarrelsome fellow Tvs
ever met"
81 quite agree with you, but you see
I have often been told that my throat
trouble would disappear if only would
get my larynx cauterized."
"Weu?"
"Why. naturally chose DR.. Hugo on
account of his caustic temperament
Journal AmuSant.
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More Appropriate.

More APPrOprfate.
isn't that rainbow-colored cloak OF
Mrs. Dawson's perfect symphony
mo; should rather call it wrap
sody."-Truth.
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Cause and Effect.
II like this hat" said Isabel
1T makes my face look long and we'll
hut when dear father saw the bill
Itmade his face look longer still"
-Judgo
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Sold by w. F. Pine. Druggist.

Understood It.
Teacher-Do you understand the
phrase rapid enunciatiOn?"
Boy-Yes'm. It's the way folks say
their prayers on cold nights.-Good
News
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A Hate Inat VIII Not Die.

\ Hate Anat - III Not DIE.
Wifey - Have you still unkind
thoughts of that old rival of yours?
Iilhoy-Yes, | hate him because You
iilt>;, him. Brooklyn Life
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-01-19
John r. Pears n and Nettse NJ, Pearso

John r. Pears IN and Nettie NJ Pearson
BY virtue of an order of sale to me dts
rected and deliy cred, issued out of the Eth
Judicial district court of tie State Kansas.
sitting in and fcS Ford county, in said state,
will on Saturday, January Goth, 1884, at
O'Clock D. IN. OF said day, 1t the west 'front.'
door of the court house, IL. the city of Dodge
City, in the ceCsaty and STATE aforesaid, o0e1
at public sale aznd sell to the highest bidder
tor cash in hand the following described real
property, tO-wit:
Lots one ~ and two ~ and the east onq(
half of the northwest quarter OF sectae|
thirty one 81 in township twenty -ninel
south of range twenty-five 1881 west OF IN
9th D. m, in Ford equity, hnsas.
Said property to be sold as commanded p
said order of sale.
c. NJ. Beeson, Sheriff.
Sheriffs dee. Dodge City, Kansas, Dec.
Ell. Madison,
ATTY for pin.
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Dated january 4, 1894.

First published Dec. Is, 1898.
ORDER OF SALE
State of Kansas.
Ford County, IS.
The Phone ar Loan Il Trust o.,
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Lady Ito Polite Laborer who has OF
fered her his seat)-Oh, no! Keep your
seat. my good man; you have been
working hard all day.
Polite Laborer (sympathetically)-
Take it, ma'am. Thrue, Olive bin car
rvin' tn hod all tn day; but you've
bin shoppin'.-Puck.
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Castoria.

"Castosia Is An excellent medicine for chill
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told mo OF its
good eject upon their children"
Dr.. G. G. OscooD,
Lowell. Mass.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
FOREIGN NOTES.

FIELD MARSHAL SIR PATRICK GRAM has just celebrated his ninetieth birth day. He went to India on entering the army in 1920 and saw almost all his active service there.
 OUR new United States magazine rifle is said by London Engineering ito possess all the requisites row"Nniver- sally admitted to be necessary to per feet magazine gun"
 SAINT ANTHoNY's body is reported to have been lately stolen from the shrine of Padua, where it was kept, and was found afterward in neighboring wood, despoiled of its valuable or naments.
 SCHOOLS of commerce are to be es- tablished by the Italian government at trade centers in Asia Minor, where there is considera ble ltalian-speaking population. A beginning has just beer made at Beyrout.
 IN the province of Samara, in Russia, eight peasant farmers recently. com bined to save the money they owed their laborers; they together employed twenty -one men, and after paying them the wages agreed upon murdered them all as they lay asleep at noon.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
THE FUNNY MEN.

SUBsCRIBER-"I have just heard that fifty people are coming to settle here ' Editor Thank the Lord John, make out the bills. "-Atlanta Constitution.
 My task in life said the pastor, complacently, consists in saving young men" "Ah.' replied the maiden, with n soulful longing, save good one for nc. won't you?"-Life.
 II TELL you,n said Mabers father, Charley Slogo has level head" Very likely" replied Mabel, sweetly. Prob ally that's what makes his converse tion so flat. t."-Washington Star.
 CoRA-"Miss Newrich has new maid that is a great deal better than her old one" Did she tell you?" No, but the last note I had from her was spelled, every word of it, correctly."- Chicago Inter Ocean.
 GUEsr-"W Waiter, bring me steak and some mushrooms Waiter-"Yes, sah; you'll have to wait few minutes foh de mushrooms, sah, dey are being used on a steak foh another customer jes' now, sah. "-N. Y. Herald.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
Canadian Natural Gas Free.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 6.-The importa tion of natural gas from Canada into the United States is assuming such pro- portions on the northern frontier as to call serious attention to the rivalry thus occasioned between Canadian and American companies. The treas ury department at first placed duty -af-2o per cent. ad valorem upon it as a mineral product. Subsequently this was reduced to 10 per cent, and the latest ruling on the subject by the treasury department is that the Cana. dian gas is free as an unenumerated unmanufactured article.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12

Prof. Samuel Calvin, of Iowa, In his presidential address before the geological section of the American as sociation showed that there is an abundance of chalk in the Niobrara Crctaceous of Iowa and further west. American geologists had been very backward in recognizing the existence of this material in this country, and his observations showed no lack of the material. It is made up from the re- mains of microscopic foraminifera and coccoliths. Textularia and Globi- gerina are the predominating forms. A difference in the species found near Sioux City and further east is ex- plained by the supposition of the in creasing shallowness of the ancient ocean in passing easterly.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
Evans-Sanders.

Rev, E. N. Sanders, pastor of the Hot Springs Central NJ. E. church, and Miss Porter l.. Sanders were married the other day at the residence of Rev. James Thomas, pastor of the Malvern Hill NJ. F. church. The marriage was strenu- ously opposed by the young womans parents, but a message was conveyed to her, and at o'clock she appeared at rendezvous on Ouachita avenue, where she was met by the reverend swain, and the party repaired to the Malvern Hill parsonage, accompanied by brother of Rev. Evans and Misses Lizzie Ilousely and Hattie Ellis.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12

A florist has built around his flow CT beds near Paris a circular track for bicycles. The track is one-quarter of mile in circumference, and in con nection herewith is a school for the education of those who wish to learn to ride the wheel The chief interest centers in the fact that pupils and those advanced in the practice of rid ing loiter sometimes nearly half a day in the garden looking at and buying the flowers cultivated by the enterpris- ing florist.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
MULTUM IN PARVO.

OBAroRY, like the drama, abhors lengthineSs. s.=Bulwer.
 FORTUNE calls at the smiling gate Japanese Proverb.
 EXPERIENCE teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistaLes.-Froudc.
 LIFE is not so short but that there is always time for courtesy.
 TIE reward of one duty done is the power to fulfill another.-Gcorgo Eliot
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12

The faculty of the medical depart. ment of the Arkansas Industrial uni. versity has been reorganized as fol- lows: Edwin Bently, NJ. D., surgical pathology; E. E. Moss, A. NJ. L. L. B., legal medicine; L. P. Gibson, NJ. D., minoF surgery and bandaging; C. Wat kins, NJ. D., F. R. Dibrell, NJ. D., phy- sieal diagnosis; Louis R. Stark, NJ. D., diseases of children; $. II. Kempner, NJ. D., urinary analysis, microscopy and bacterology; J. J. McAlmont, M. D., diseases of throat; w. II. Miller, NJ. D., emergencies.
 The other branch of the university is at Fayetteville. The Little Rock building is an imposing editice, three stories in height, cons tructed of brick, and admirably arranged for the con venience of both students and instruc- tors It has a large lecture ball. fine amphitheater with chairs. library, a reading room, museum and several private dissecting rooms, all well lighted and ventilated. In fact, it is designed to le a modern and model medical college building. The legislature has made a very generous and liberal provision for the prosecution of the study of anato- my.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
Prominent Men Charged with Running a
 Lottery scheme.

CHICAGO, Oct. 6. 6.-President John L. Beveridge, ex-governor of Illinois: Nice-Prcsident r. D. Arnold and Sec. retary-Treasurcr $. Nj. Biddison, of the State Mutual Life Insurance Co, were taken before United States Commis- sioner Hoyne yesterday, charged with violating the postal laws by running a lottery scheme, and were released on bal. Charges were preferred by Post 0fiiee Inspector Mercer, of Iowa. The methods of the company were similar 10 those of the late Guarantee Invest. gent Co.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12

pain, headache, backache, and nervous dis turbauces or the general health not good the judicious use of medicine should be employed. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip- ton is the best restorative tonic and nerv- inc at this time The best bodily condition results from its use. It's remedy spe- cially indicated for those delicate weak nesses and Arrangements that afIlict wo- menkind at one period or another. You'll find that the woman wlo has faithfully used the Prescription D is the picture of health, she looks 70eH and she ffei5 7teE
 In catarrhal inflammation, i'll chronic dis placements common to women, where there are symptoms of backache dizziness or fainting, bearing down sensations, disor- dered stomach, moodness fatigue, etc, the trouble IS surely dispelled and the sufferer brought back to health and good spirits.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
Conc Ont of Business.

4 most important branch of business In the human mechanism is that transacted by the kidneys. If your kidneys have gone out of business, look out Soon they will be- come diseased, unless they resume the pay ment of their debt to nature. Use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters at the start and all will be well Employ it, too, for malarial and dys- peptic troubles, constipation, liver complaint and feebeness.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
lincoln County Taxes.

There was levied tax of mills each for state, county and lcvec purposes by the Lincoln county quorum court. A 5-mill school tax was extended on the books for all but five of the school dis tricts. There was an appropriation of Sl0,C coo made to meet the various coun- ty eXpenses for the coming year
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
Do You Wish the Finest Bread and Cake :?

It is conceded that the Royal Baking Powder is the purest and strongest of all the baking powders
 The purest baking powder makes the finest sweetest most delicious food.
 The strongest baking powder makes the ghtest food That baking powder which is both purest and strong est makes the most digestibe and wholesome food
 Why should not every housekeeper avail herself of the baking powder which will give her the best food with the least trouble?
 Dr. Haines, of Rush Medical College, Consulting Chemist of the Chicago Board of Health, says: "Royal with which am acquainted"
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
|" WOMAN'S ILLS"

MRS. ". R. BATES, oi Dii7eo,th. Tnnt6uH Co, Ono, writes
 A few years ago I took Doctor P ierc e S Favorite Prescription, which has been a great benefit to me. I an i'll excellent health now. I hope that every wo- man, who is troubled with women s ills will try the Prescrip- ton and be benefited as l have been. "
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12

A Viennese journalist has made a collection of aphorisms on love, woman and marriage, uttered at tl1e German parliamentary sessions. Bismarck is quoted as saying that lit is an extra ordinary advantage to mans career if he can make his journey through life without any feminine baggage"
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
| oonyict Minre,l.

A negro convict made bold a'iempt to secure liberty midway between the insane asylum and the penitentiary, the other day, but was winged by shot from Winchester in ,hc hands of one of the guards
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
When Nature

Needs assistance it may be best to render it promptly, but one should remember to use even the most perfect remedies only when needed. The best and most simple and gen. tie remedy is the Syrup of Figs, manufac- tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12
BUDS, Society

buds, young wo- men just entering the doors of soci- ety or " o Ill a Il - hood require the wisest care. To be beautiful and
 c Il arrni ing they must have perfect health, with all it implies "a clear skin, rosy cheeks,
 bright eyes and good spirits. At this period the young woman IS especially sensi- tive, and many nervous troubles,
 which continue through life, have their origin at this time. If there be
The Monticellonian., 1894-10-12

DR. EMDEE-''Years ago the doctors used to bleed their patients for about everything they had.n Van Pelt-"The practice doesn't change much, does itP'-Truth.