The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-08-08
all Sorts of Paragraphs.

The young frog has specises
breathing organ in its tail.
- Importation of patent medicines}
into Turkey is forbidden by Law.
- The average man can do the mos
work at 8 p. m. and the least at 8 a. M
= 1t is said that all the grandsonE
of Charles Dickens bear the name oj
Charles.
- Housemaids in England receiYds
on an average Is cents week and
"found." IS;
= It is claimed that at present the;
English language is spoken by ll5,-'
000, 900 people.
- Bailey, the astronomer, calcd-l
lates the earth as weighing 6, ,049, ,836, 4
600, 100000 tons.
A 14-year-old girl, Kate Sullivan,
of New York, has just fallen heir to q
81, 100000 estate in Ireland.
A rich Laplander sometimes
keeps as many as 5000 reindeers in
his service. A poor man usually has
300. NJ;
"A young woman somnambulist of
Crab Creek, Ont, recently plunged
into stream and swan across it while.
asleep.
- Stella-"Wouldn't you like to-
know if you are the first girl that Tom
ever loved2" Isabel-'sNo; I'd drather
be certain that I'm the last one.
At Fairfield, o., there formerly
resided family by the name Of Baliff,
each of whom claimed the distinction
of having double teeth throughout,
both, above and below.
The manuscript copy Of the
first Bible (Old TESTAMENT was finish
ed in the year 43O B. G. It was first
translated into Saxon in 637 AID,
and into English in 1884.
George Holm, Of Ives Grove,
Wis, was struck by lightning. His
left side was paralyzed, and the flesh
has turned as black as that OF NIL
latto. $50
An Iowa man says he has a.
three-months old baby that says
"papa" and mamma, to say noth-d
ing of a dozen other words. Pretty
soon we shall hear of a baby that:
doesn't cry at night.
The Protestant population Of all
Europe is about 0,000, 900 or equal to-
that of the United States; but while
continental Europe has only about
eight per cent. of the Sunday Schools
Of the world, the United States has
forty-nine per cent. or nearly one
half. 3
RUDY's PILE SUpPos1ToRY is guar
anteed to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. so cents per box;
Send stamp for circular and Free Sam
ple to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster, Pa.
For Sale by White & Wilhite, drug;
gists Anderson, s. @.
"A dissipated dog is one Of Cali
fornia's oddities. A Gordon setter,
owned by Malachi Moon, is addicted
to the inordinate use of lager beer
Strange to say. while the canine is s
willing to perform any number Of
tricks for drink, he refuses to drink
from glass that is half foam. IS W
"What about your parents con-
sent, Julia p asked the youth.
"Mother favors you and father OPP
poses YOU" answered the maiden;s
ssthey have now retired to confer:
"What hope is there Of the confescesa
agreeing favorably p "H itwere any
body but mother that was conferring,
with father I should fear disagree
ment, but as it is mother, my mind ls1
easy. I know mother
= Richmond, Va., is the largest
horse market in the South. Last year
there were 10000 horses and mules
sold in that city. The stock was OF.
all kinds and grades. The work horsS
ses were largely from Illinois, Indiana,
Iowa, Missouri, and Ohio, and were
sold to North and South Carolina.
The saddle and light harness horses
came from Virginia, Kentucky and
Tennessee and were taken by Northern
buyers.-New York World.
A postal clerk in Maine named
William Martin has been arrested for
pocketing a letter addressed to his
wife. He intended to give it to her
when he went home, but; man like,
put it in his pocket and forgot all
about it. The fact that he was gov
ernment official sworn to deliver all
letters and papers that came through
his hands, will make the case 60 har-
der with him. Married women now
should, therefore, insist that their
husbands be sworn in as postal clerks.
That might have the effect OF making
them less forgetful.
1t was after dinner and he was
saying sweet nothing to her out on; the g
piazza. "Do you know what ! think,
Of you ?" she asked in the pleased
reproving tone women affect on slch.
occasions. II hope it is nothing baa,
he answered, after the manner Of men
when that question is put to them:
"Well, I think you are hollow mock
cry" He folded his hands across
himself composedly. "a mockery,
possibly" he admitted, "but not hol-s
low" and the lights went out in the.
dining-room.
It IS an old yarn We heard some
where. A young and pious minister
who had never walked in the ways Ct
the world and as innocent Of bad In
tentions as pair Of breeches on a
cellar clothes line, was invited to din
ner by an old brother of the church:
At dinner the wife Of the good old
brother had placed glass OF milk
punch by each plate. The meek and
iowly follower Of the cross, after sip;
ping his glass several times, folded
his hands and in pious tone said: /:
"Sister, you ought to thank God Tor
COW that gives such milk"
- Two farmers living near Beaver
Dam, Ohio, had Durham and Jersey
bull. For some time past they have
INDUCED in great deal Of bandinage
as to who had the best animal. Each
considered the other joking, until
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