St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1894-11-22
ALL SORTS.
An Ode to Columbus.
The praises of Columbus.
We often do rehearse,
Sometimes in prose so stately
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sometimes IN ringing verse.
Many once mournful melancholy,
morbid, misera BILE man sings the praise
of even greater discovery than that of
Columbus. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery opens up a new world of hope
and health to the sick. 1t cures tubercu-
lar consumption which is simply lung
scrofula-the active and dangerous de-
velopment of faint in the blood. Its
blood cleansing botanic principles spec
tally fit it to cleanse the blood and pre-
vent the formation of ulcers in the lungs
and bronchial tubes. Liver complaint,
skin diseases and sores, are also cured by
it.
In the day of prosperity we have many
refugees to resort to in the day of adver-
sity only one.-[H. Bonar.
The poets sing of fountain whose waters
bring back lost youth,
But no one has ever found 1t. Still there's
In the dreamer's fable of fancy for there ex-
lists to-day
A drausht that banishes sorrow and drives
despair away
From women whose lives have become
a burden, on account of diseases to
which women alone are subject. The
well-known "Favorite Prescription" pre-
pared by DR.. Pierce may not be able to
bring back youth when it has flown, but
it will restore lost health, and that will
bring happiness, and so the draughti is as
magical in its effect as the fountain of
youth was tabled to be.
Mrs. Catherine E, Nicely, of Andy,
Wetzel Co., w. Va, writes: "After tax
ing your DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescript-
ion, find l am entirely cured of female
complaint 1 return nv most sincere
thanks to DR.. Pierce for my cure"
Faith is letting down our nets into the
transparent deeps, not knowing what
we shall take.-[F. w. Faber.
Deans Rheumatic Pills absolutely cure
rheumatism and neuralgia. Safe.
A Quarter Century Test.
For quarter of a century DR.. Kings
New Discovery has been tested, and the
millions who have received benefit from
its use testify to its wonderful curative
powers in all diseases of throat, chest
and lungs. A remedy that has stood the
test so long and that has given so uni
versal satisfaction is no experiment
Each bottle is positively guaranteed to
give relief, or the money will be refunded
1t is admitted to be the most reliable for
coughs and colds. Trial bottles free at
Flint Bros. drug store. Large size SOC.
and 81. 90.
Two men in Illinois have invented a
self-opening umbrella. What the public
is clamoring for in the umbrella line is a
self-returning one Albany Argus.
1t May Do as Much for You.
Mr.. Fred Miller, of Irving, ILL.,, writes
that he had a severe kidney trouble for
many years, with severe pains in his
back and also that his bladder was af
fected. He tried many so-called kidney
cures but without any good result
About a year ago he began use of
Electric Bitters and found relief at once
Electric Bitters is especially adapted to
cure OF all kidney and liver troubles and
often gives almost instant relief One
trial will prove our statement. Price
only soc. for large bottle. At Flint
Bros. drug store.
"Did Maud tell you the truth when
you asked her her age ?" Yes" What
did she say ~ She said it was none of
my business. - Yankee Blade.
Buck1en'S Arnica SaIve.
The best salve III the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfact on,
or money refunded. Price % cents per
box. For sale by Flint Bros.
An Irishman asked Scotchman one
day why railroad engine was always
called she ?''
Sandy replied, Perhaps it's on &C
count of the horrible noise it makes when
it tries to whistle. "-GPearson's Weekly.