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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
A Jim Lane story.
Kansas city star.


old-time kansans never looked upon
Jim Lanes eyer-reeurring exclamation.
"Ger-rate Godw as profanity. Jim Lane
did not have a stuntsd constance. because
with him conscience was not even rudi-
mentary. II was entirely absent. So pro-
family was impossible. They tell astory--
which is not true. by the way, but which
is SO characteristic of Jim Lane that il
ought TO be. In the early - before the
war Lane had killed a man over a claim.
This much is true. And few years after.
when be came up for Office the old charge
OF murder Was brought against him. lie
gave u out 70 his followers that be would
answer these charges fully at meeting NJ
Topeka. The crowd was there-so the
story goeS-and Jim Lane was in his best
form. Alter opening bis speech in his
usual melodramatic style, with his whis-
pering information and his sepulehral
mouihsnRs. he spoke on for 8 few moments
on the issues of The day. Then he said:
" friends, they say Jim Lane Is q
murderer. Yes, they charge Jim Lane,
whom yen all know, with murder | am
here 10 answer these charges. 10 take
them up one by Que and 70 discuss them
fairy, fully and impartlaliy What are
the faetsR When the noble women of
Lawrence were Struggling TO start a public
library. when money could notbe obtained
Tor this beaihcent enterprise. what did
jim Lane dot lie took his team from the
utoW, let his crop 20 INTENDED aud sold
his team ia the market and gave that
faoney-every cent-to the noble women
OF LANrence 30 hep that blessed library.
Nhteh Is now = Joy 10 our Western civiiix.
alton. That nay friends, l. what JiYu
lane did IN that emergency. and yet--anI
yet say aud yet, GeF-rate tod they saw
ltIa Lane - Z murderer
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

coup d'etat never ruled France like that
Virtually this inlpudent sutocrat says no
man shall eat. or drink or sleeD. or travel
except upon such terms as he Deesl shall
TX Drunk with his power. as last re-
sort be has now issued a general order Tor
ali railroad men TO strike. Ii remains TO
be seen whether he will 6e obeyed- IL he
Is then u may well be asked il We are liy-
ing under Grover Cleveland or Eugene
Debs, whether men and women and chlt-
dren have the right 10 travel on matters Of
business or in q1est Of pleasure under the
laws OF the country. or whether they must
wait until this man Debs gives them the
permission. Who IS Running this coun-
try Anyway? Cleveland AMI the congress
or Dehs. Howard. Sovereign and Nc
Bridefv
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

name on q tax duplicate. / am IN . COM
plete state of innOcuous desuesude. wna.-
ever that Is; I know, however, II - good,
because Cleveland invented the phrase
And what q great man Is ne Ap-
pareutly have always been in
the minority Thought that the man who
fred the first gun on Fort Snmte- did
good thing, because he fastened the day
when slavery would be abolished. All the
other Grand Army men are goin' around
cursin' that fellow as ID rebel. |
went into the arlnS for the ssle purpose OF
fighting 70 free the negro. All the other
Grand Army men went IN 20 save Inc
Union. voted for Abraham Lincoln N
'65 because. the negro being freed, wanted
HIM enfranchised. I was for Hill because
be is the faIrsst exponent OF Democracy
since the days of Jefferson and Iilden.
Now | want q Literal fuihilment OF tne
pledges made at Chicago in 1892 by the
Democratic national convention. 90 you
see what hopeless minority I'm in.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

The public 10 hereby warned not to psy
any money to parties representing TO be
agents Of the Seattle Posr-IsrrrLrsxseEA
except the following who are the only
authorized travelling agents OF the Posr-
IxrrLLsaxrexa viz: J. A Mcclellan, T.
A. Davies, and J. l. Haxiey. Tbs eoanos
eyyir 70 resident agents Of this paper who
ere located In various cities and towns OF
the Northwest. nor TO postmastsrs. who
are in eli eases authorized 10 take suhsorip-
items for the Daily. Sunday and Weekly
PosT-fHrsuLfoxscxR
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
THE oYNosURE OF ALL EYES.

PULLMAN, July 3. 1904
To THE EDIroR: Is the much-used
phrase ''the counoisseur of all eyes" good
English? A. f. G.
You mean ''the cynosure of all eyes. I"
II is good English; Milton used it. The
cynosure is the constellation of the Lesser
Bear. to which, because 1t contains the
polar star, the eyes OF all mariners are
directed; hence a cynosure may be de-
fned as a center of aflraction.l
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

Meade. who commanded the Unfon army
AZ Gettysburg. estimated our io-sss At
?. 50 killed, 1879 wounded and 6.e43
missing tmostiy tsksa prtsonersl or 8
total of 2s.Is6 Gen. Lee gave no Official
returns Of bis losses. but they have been
generally estimated 81 about 1900 killed
or wounded and about 1900 taken pris-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

Mr.. John w. prats. city editor Of .hs
fosr.ISrIIIIeKscEK leaves the employ Of
this paper today In order TO assume
charge Of the FSsss- TlHses. of which be has
become sole proprietor. Mr.. Pratt is
thoroughly competent newspaper man
AMI in every sense Of the word gentle
man. Ne has many friends in the state Of
Washington. eli % whom viii unite with
TIE fosr-ISFEtIlsESeKR in wishing ham
abundant success in hlS new venture.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
ALIEN LAND OWNERS.

NIcroRIA. June Is, 1894
To THE EDIToR: Please inform me if
foreigners are allowed by the laws OF the
state Of Washington to own real estate, as
| am anxious TO invest in Seattle.
y Lover OF THE STARS AND STRIPES.
You must first take out papers declar-
ing intention 70 acquire citizenship
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
George n..ssrd Retire. Prom Politics.

A-tttFEHW "a sFaf28lf NeYseW
IL - entirely unnecessary for the oupo-
s,tion 10 rae IN the Democratic marty. Of
whtca there always seems TO have been
considerable. 10 say word more. I'm
knocked out, doubled 40. thrown over .
eaFres, picked gp and thrown back. In
sheFt, la nos n 81 I ara the silent
i9eneer n the rrm Of Hasbcsn 4 Co. and
tie onsy distinction / can claim 10 have
achieved, "a TIE territory OF state Of
y asalngtcn. L distinction is Is, is thar I
h@ss hsea ~ Tacoma dozen years, never
tsss.aed n coars, sas on q Jury. or hsa nsv
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

Tie Chicago later oeoaa. Rep. thinks ''is
Is safe 30 say thai the Republicans o. ali
ihs mining states wlll ABORT substantially
ihs same silver plaak a. California"
~h.Nh q believes will b hsi thing tor
me pAFty. since, as isssys. 'ft ts dangerous
eas4asss 80 cay false wish the pSop.e on q
gfsat ',asstsoa aaecs.ng every mans
pocket
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
UNION SUITS

This style of women's undsrxesr
gaining in popular favor daily. Our 4.
sortment is undoubtedly the best il i.
Northwest.
Fine Swiss ribbed Lisle Union sais
best grade, perfect lifting ecgs o. hsxs
$3.50.
Union Suits made Of fns Eupfsa
thread, jersey fitting. low meek and
sleeveless, 75c.
Heavy Maco Cotton Union Suits. long
sleeves, ankle length. special value ct sac.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

AZ ths sassls q MAtertoa. when the fats
81 N@Ee4eon wss sogsysf decided. tie total
iess q sac aaAst powsFs as q 80 nlsn.
wai.s that 81 tbs FFsneA xss - co. Gee.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
S1.O0 WAIST

A splendid value in French ~.
Madras cloth or eolored Chambras ~
with yoke back, full front and 60.
with plated ruffie. This is better -.
than is commonly sold by other .,..l.,. :.
SL50; our price 81.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
soc WAIST

Black aud white stripe Psrcsls N
with plating in front and on colin :,
cuffs TO match, SOC each.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
DOCTOR SWEANY
us Front ST.. Seattle, wash.
Union Block.

This learned specialist, well known by his
long residence and successful practice on the
Pacific Coast, guarantees a prompt and perfect
cure of every case he undertakes
FREE TREATMENT p PSg the and
at office of Friday afternoons.
YOUNG MEN II you are troubled with sI night
pimples, bashiulness, aversion 10 society, stu
pidness, dependency, loss of energy, ambition
and se.f-eonhdenee, which deprive you OF your
manhood and absolutely unfit you for study,
business or marriage-if you are thus afdicted
you know the cause. Ge. well and be man.
MDDLEAGED sTs s,;s q
aching backs and kidneys, frequent painful
urination and sediment in urine, impotency or
weakness OF sexual organs, aud other unmistak-
able signs OF nervous debility and premature
decay. Many die OF this dfflculfy, Ignorant OF
the cause, which is the second stage OF seminal
weakness. The most obstinate cases OF this
character treated with untsillng success.
ppIVlTR Diseases-Gleet, Gonorrh9a, Infiam-
iMfAih nations, Dischai ges, Structures, Weak
ness OF Organs, syphilis, Hydroeele, Varlcocele
and kindred troubles quickly cured without
pain aud detention from business.
niTipQU-Which poisons the breath, stomach
UAlAhhn and lungs and pavss the way for
Consumption, Throat, Liver, Heart, Kidney,
Bladder and all constitutional and internal
troubles; also Rupture. Piles, Fistula treated
far In advance OF any other institution in the
country
BLOOD AND SKIN Diseases s:, sG5s: spots Pia
Tainis, Tumors. letter, Eczema and other
impurities OF the blood thoroughly eradicated,
leaving the system In strong. pure and
healthful state.
TIlIES-If you are suffering from persistent
ldDlDo Headaches. Painful Menstruation,
Leucorrh9a or Whites, Itolerabse Itching, Dis
placement of the Womb, or any other distress
ing ailments peculiar 10 your sex, you should
consult DR.. Sweany without delay, He cures
when others fall
WRITR Your troubles IL living away from the
WHILE city. Thousands cured at home by
correspondence and by medicine sent secure
from observation. Book entitled "GUIDk TO
troubles.
Once hours, to II q m, 2 to s and to
d m. Sunday, 10 to II a ID. only. Address
LEvERETT SWEANY, vi. d.,
713 Front ST. seattle. Wash.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
NAINS00K -.

1000 yard white check Nsinsook re-
duced to sc per yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
MEMS HOSE

MEMS HOSE
Mems fine Lametta Half Hose, very
superior grade in black, tan or natural
gray, 35c pair, or for 81.
Mems Sanitary Hose, light weight, best
quality. DC pair.
Mems fine Hosiery. silk mixed heel and
toe, glove fitting. 25c pair.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
GINGHAMSA
DIMITY--

Light coiored India Dimity reduced to
15c per yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
CHAMBR AY-A

Brocaded Chambray reduced 10 le1sc
per yard.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

CHALLIES-
Black ground Challies, with light figures.
II yards for 81
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
Silk Waists.
$500 WAIST

Dressmaker made and persecs a.
Silk Waists. very latest style. fun go.
lined throughout, and shields at 49,
Pain black or navy S. also ligAt u.
swivel silk, with lace stripe.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09
J.A.BaiIIargeondCo.
Two Things

That deserve special mention--SATEENS
and GINGHAMS. The fact is We are
offering some new style Sateens. just in.
at i5c yard that ordinarily would aud
should bring US zoe
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1894-07-09

A correspondent of the Tacoma Ledger,
puzzled at hearing one name for Mount
Rainier while in Tacoma and another
while in Seattle, suggests that the contro-
versy be brought TO close by everybody
uniting in calling the grand peak mount
Lincoln"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
4 Gao eREpIcAMENr.
The Gir,s surpri.ed the TuuuE ,tau
A.ieep on = Par Or Sof-

A very amn-7ng soy = toli cor
-e-niug PRO mems rz ~
vile 30 ietT man wao VISITED -licar'
3nfi-E ihs worlds fAi- lie vac
ia ding at the home q re .atI~-s
while there. aud. IS er-s crowd, came
fo.zi-- fu turi-~ tke last Wee. he
was 81 aoco- -1u.odatiuE ss T. give a.
his room A0d sleeP on a sofa IN he
psrior.
one morning be ove-slept hi--seif,
nd a. his door was unlocked. what
was his surprise 10 and three petty
Lou sville younE women enter the
room. lie had presence Of in,nd
enough 70 roll under the sofa. and
back into a dark corner, before they
iarew open tie shutters Bat, al
gh be had tucked himself away.
he bad neglected TO hide his clothes.
VII ch were thrown across . rocking
chair The girls saw the clothing.
but. believing they had been left
. shcrc accidentally bv the LADY Of the
house. thought nothing about them
ard beCln 9 lively chat about ihe
matters Of the day.
The young maa did not mind his
In risoumeut at frs;, bu; grew verv
nervous as the minutes gradually
heightened into hours tie stood 10
FOR two hours. bat a. last grew 50 eN
aspe-ated that be thumD~d uPon tho
aOor. and ueekly put his head out
rom uader the sofa snl asked the
Young women 20 le we him until be
put on his clo hes II IS needless 70
say that theis embarrassment was
great. and that none Of the men
u t-a u while in Chicago but. as the
young man has since recovered from
The sho.S. n has been una bic - re-
stra himself from telling = few
friends OF his awkward predicamcnt
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20

Feat diggers at Caveud.sh. Strad-
more, ireland. have made renarka.
be discovery. At a depth Of nearl,
twenty-five feet they have nnear he'd
stratum ot what a pears to be pure
butter I he vein varies in thick.
ocsS from one 10 seven inches, and is
mon bar soap GeOlogists who have
visited the locality OF this wonderful
ind Say that it is simplg a layer OF
mineral wax, but the workmen still
dec are that "indaie. its a bog OF
butter" II the stratum proves to bs
extensive it viii probably be utilized
in the manufacture of soaps and
eandIeG
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
BUcKINo BRONcOs.


There's More EEcitetnsat Thta Pun 1.
Hidlag tie Bruts..
Many people have an idea that 10
ride q ba s.n~ o onc1 $ the co ~ BOYS
delight but thcy'r. Bad mis,a zen
There's no fun N IL When = thor.
oughbred ears and prances there's no
jar in il, and { rather like to have one
10 II IL / an riding But when a
bronco burk- and jumps into the ain
and come, down still legged. with Ms
feet planted together. tnat jars every
blue in the ri lcr's b ty, esp ciali 3
the btckbone, ani Is apt 20 make min.
feel pr-,,y sick n short order
My hrst experience with n buck
ing bronco cured me Of the idea that
there was fun in II, had heard that
the cowboy ALWAYS locks his spurs
1nder the bronco's belly ct such times,
and 50 did the same. Well. the spnrs
went through the horse hair chiach.
and the bronco kept backing 50 Ion 2
as they stli there. / couldn't get
them out till two men came 10 helI
me
The proper thing n do when a bron-
co buck, is to keep your spurs away
from him balance Yourself forward
or backward in the sadile accord ne
to tLs way ne jumps, anl sr,p hin
well between your kueeS YoD have
10 let him buc1 till he gets tired OF il
or tndt ont he cant get you on.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
nAs A MUSCULAR PERSON.
81 la- ish Divise who Pnt an Esd 70
"a Origins w ndie.


a curious case wa' discussed In sn
g. court recently. says tho
5s.-e e-s' Weekly. IL n oived a
Question whether intentional dec9p-
sion 9as practiced in D oeiing
-s=.l and chain as ''Go.d Watch md
lanr The Obvio1s meaning Of
tI1 w riding. and Cae 10 which 10
exception can be taken. was thAt
both the articles we're " gold
clergyman passing the store in the
wind W Of which they were DISPLAYED
.aw the sign: Gold atch and
Chain price I'll. .lIs. Sd (about a.. 5 }.
Considering the bargain uRcOmmon!y
cheap. he opened ovcrtures for q
purchase Before. however. putting
upon II the final clinch. he demanded
g written guarantee that the quality
Of both watch and chain was exactly
ss represented. Thrust into an ugly
pos iiion the dealer was forced 70
confess that the signs p~ressolozy
was deceptive. the chain was not
gold The admission in thS instance
was franz The indignant clergy
man made some strongly perth
neut remarks Angered at being
cntrappcd and demonstrated with.
the store-keeper threatened to eject
his inquisitor. But he ma lie a lad
error in enraging the clerical cu-to-
mer. who. it appears. had passed tho
university with flying colOrs rs \
finished athlete
Look here. said the old gymnsst
IL don't want to take advantage Of
you. but II you lay a finger on me I'll
trim you round the shop You may
take some persons TO be old women,
but you are in the wrong box this
time
Further the wonld-be eiector did
rot venture A policeman was sum
mlned and the dea'er arrested The
magistrate fined him. after which lac
cour-ed his way home. a saddcr aud
a much wiser man
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
CIVIC SOCIETIES.

Mv-l. Iofsr N0. =. n uf r.. meets over,
ui..i-y 80 70. 40. Eai .l-a.s.- r1ss.
0use. 'auu storcs. Nlsilns hni-ats cnf-
" p ~ ks-vrr. e. g
=. T TIoEETu. x. Y a
Arimor- Is0Iss No. 30, \. ?. au1 s. N-
lert- lu shear bail uu scam a-i1 st-H~f. Go
ret catlTlay nlsht la eu-l m"uls, ou or De-
IRE the full moo.
T. D. fLow w7rslipfli Master.
A u. SILLINAN. Secretary
Anim0re Chapter. NJ % Royal arch Ms
Jls meet iu tueir HaI Over Whif.lu-t %
tore tie fourth ThLrsiav u' slt .I .sc lnuIll
q DO HsUDE. lii q Priest
\. Il. -ILLiNAN, sccTrfars
Ardmor Camp No. -. Woo im.u of TIE
World mcris JOB their i1r.s. - E-llitiu stul
iail eycry second aui IGlrl Esulsy night
d each month. Nisltlus 0ycr-lzns invited o.
tteut.
q y KN~pucE, consui commanier.
I g. BHipGMNN CLERK
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
THEY DEFY ALL DANCER
Marine Eoziae-r. DO Not Alway. Re
e~ive Just Praise

Marine EasIae-r. DO Not Alway, Re
give Just Praise.
The marine engineers Of the lakes
10 10. always get the praise that 6.
due them II a steamer Is In distress
q; requ res careful judgment on n.
part Of both captais and engineer
and as great brIvery a. has ever been
witnessed on any waters % the world
has been exhibited by eng EerrS OF
AXE craft With a clear head they
have stood az their cost and when
the vessel b - gone down the e7-in ef
has stool % his post Of dutg and per
ished The chief engineer j. require.
10 ass a rigid exam nation under thc
United States laws l. taxes him
long years Ct care'l. study
10 get rhicf eny.n iers payers. aud
when they are in n. P.s essicn theg
nave . meaning - him that i.rompt, a
devotion 10 dutT and induces him &c
brave any danger. When it looked a.
II there would be war between the
United States and Cuii, there was q
invention OF marine eng i1eefs IN
Washington ctT. a d ieyatiou
from the convent On waite uu1n tae
. secre AIRY of war WIKI Instructions q
tender him the servi rs of ever nas
in the convention. Every one OF "a en-
was willing 20 risk his hte for bis
/ county. The Uliiei States can de-
pend upon that noble cllss OF men
The marine enyineers-iu time Of war
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CrEI-rrax CurncIi-- Frs1-isE Street SER
vice. even LorIfs dag a. % o. r.. ~ ard : o.
81 m .uu4Hy <rhsol - - "a. PRAYER
Meeting every ~ e1ur-.iay. li , 90. t1l.r
Ufartir. eFery FrIay evening. o. p- m
Tad &C. tif -or.ttg every fufs.Irr a-f-r rpl.l ~
fHe church. 3 o. m- Nite tua ~o-.nl nl--til-
% lre-1lg ~ ~ 20 place aolnuu--li ear-
llor!'s drV trcsrs' Iaerfi-E 1rsf Tor 8
.-s Dol eara nonrn All ere r. liiciiy iut t-i
4 aiI srrfic.s. ! O. Nfsrn. super ---l..sn'
unlay school; N0in.g In.utou. fastvr.
ffE-r UArrfsT Cugut n--H-o-fHay Street
-erFIcts ~Ef r. ~lLlry ~ 10 nD a. lu. ant +. a.
p. m frayrT rIseflng Ntiurstag egtr.n-f
8. -t'cincs -ln1ay ~cluul "a Be- I4. -uot
T.rf la Frilay tk-u.nLs at % cIurs
-tutbi-i-.d. rastor. % 10. Brlc-, Ci,rE. T.
Ulsll. ~a.s.rul-l4eIt.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
comnnl.nrr n-Iir,nn.

Awriter of the day gives an amusing
Illustration OF the religious enthusiasm
Of the Russians, and their desire To ex-
tend the knowledge of truth The
authorities every now and then make
al excursion into Siberia snd bring
back lot OF Buddhists, whom they
proceed 10 baptize in spite OF their
loldly-exprcsssd dissent After baP-
uziDg them they say to them: Now,
you dogs. you are Christians, and you
can go and pray TO your nasty gols as
much as you wish, and thsnk them
that you are Christ ans"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
JUST FOR FUN.

Turnpike Walker say. Willie. II
you had a million dollars what wonld
vou 90 with il? Willie werk-Buy q
brewery aud live
Maude-There is one thing Belle
AN say about her fanee lie belong.
70 well-knowu family. Grace-Ia
deed? What is his name? Maud
smith
"ls your bu ,iness gooi?' asked the
burglar II the counterfeiter. "Goodg
repeated the elunterfeiter. well I
should say il was have been jasi
eoiEing money
Tommy's aamma-So Johnny grab
bed your apple. did he? The naughts
boy Why didn't you grab i. from
him7 Tommy, in tears-I did
grabbed IL from bm frsL
COMPLEMENTARY the diF.renc.
between a cat and legal document
Answer-The one hzs clawses at N.
end Of its pawses; the other has
pauses at the end Of is clauses
Bunker-Pr-tty hot yesterday,
wasn't II? Hil--IIot Is no name toi
1t My wife pat a pickerel in a soup
tureen and he perspired so mach he
was swimming around inside of thir,
~ minutes
"f-a-a-s," said young Mr.. Gilrai; Z,
sang foh them They didn't seem tc
care foh popular music. though .
Liked something with more depth to
IL eh?" "Y-a-a-s That's wha, they
did. So gave it 20 them" What
did you sing?' ,Down in the coal
mine"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-09-20
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y rtnx President Arthur's tern re.
9Th Robert Iincoln ani Other
l.-rs q h.s catiaet- TOOK q trip th-c1 -h
th- South aad West A5-1 O. n Ila
10 was born ia Larue county Ken
iucEr. aui a farmer living nel- his
tir.lpla1s, kuown a. "C1rle Boo
Hays, c-nceired she ida % GU ,ti1- .
-an- on The old Lincoin place and
-rcsentiny 20 10 Mr. Linlol1- WITH
grral lap1r he prepared . s-eelh. aud
praciiced il daily. Just before star T.
ir- f1r Lou svilie be wrapped The
manuscript ar0uni ihe caar. ani ieG
IL with twiue When the presidents
rarty arrived. Uacle Boo. seiEine
his opportunity began In a loud
voice. "Mr Lincoln-" Startled.
.hey looked up "Nr Line lln Dear
sir have the honor -as "a humb e
representative of Larue county-in
the great Commonwealth ot Kentucky
the hrihpiae Of your niu,tr'su.
father to present 70 you this caue -
not for is intr nsic worih-but as q
uemeotO u that great aud gDoi man
-wbose name IS dear - al Mr.
Linoola. in presenting this cane-ah-
ah-Mr Lincoin-in presenting thi-
ezns--i ssy-Mr. Lin-oin. in rres-nt
in- tais cane-- In vain he tried z
recall rhst came next then. with a
sudden return 20 bis ordinary voice
and IN a tone Indicative OF the great
est kindness and consideration; MIR
LiueCln- reckon you are tired, an,
The rest Of the speech Is wrsPPe,
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