New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-07-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.

It has been suggested tina. Chicago ought to taks
census while SO many soldiers are in the city.
Caller-what is the matter with Fdo that you Az
| Charlle-'Cause mamma said your hat was enough
! 10 make dog laugh and | wanted 10 see him %
it.-tChicago lnterOcean
Carbonate, H.. has never had saloon. How can
II expect to have genuine American municipal
government?
Something They Cou,dn', Im,ate.-Cho,ly-Ths
Fwed1y-HOrwahs, Theah ism; man In our club
who owns a yacht-(Chicago Record
John Bull IS on his met,e. /, is only Britannia
met,le. but It seems to have got away WITH US a.
the
A curious bunder has been broush, to i,sh, tn =
lie library building had chiselled upon It's granite
cornices and surrounding facade long list OF noted
Watts the father OF the steam engine. 10 have
been paced. but imagine the CONSERVATION OF tns
the great English hymn writer had been given the
place intended for James-CPhiladelpha Record.
The "Annuaire lie la Presse Franchise" has Just
published it's yearly edition. which shows the a.
cendng progress OF the French press on May
I. 1884, there In Paris 1885 periodf
cal organs. IS more than In the preceding yeas.
The new organs created from 1893 to 1894 AZ.
ricultural papers CT. instead OF %; associations
81 against So: commerce, SO. against g. politfcaS
economy. 49, against Is; Jurisprudence. 81. against
So literature So against 80: sciences, s. against 50:
sport 81 against A. etc. In regard TO political
opinions there are in Paris 136 Republican Jour-
nails out OF ia in the provinces there are Isl
Republican papers. 450 Conservative and 2l0
divers periodical publications. agricultural. scien-
tifc commercial and technical II must be noted
that among the bulletins" OF scientific societies
the publications OF geographical societies hold
the first rank Among the SO sporting organs IN
Do IN no
Bicyclette.
Can any little boy here" asked the visitor. give
me an example OF the expansion OF substances N
heat?' Il can" said Tommy; our dogs tongue
Is twicet long II was last winter.'-in'
dianapols Journal.
"A side light" says THE Boston Transcript" -
thrown upon the truth OF the statements given out
TO the strikers by Mr.. Pullman as 10 his losing
money in order 10 keep them at work this year ~
the story that the Wason Car Manufacturing Com
pany. OF Springfield. in this State. came near get
ting the contract which has been the cause or me
Pullman strike. The job was the building OF sew
enty-fve cars for the Long Island Railroad The
Pullman Company agreed 70 furnish the cars 10.
about 500 each less than the Wason Company, ana
as a consequence the latter shop has been pract
caliy shu. down for several months. for the nr~
time in a long period. The Springfield concern
was confident that the Pullman Company would
lose money the job. and President George Z.
Fisk and Treasurer Henry 5. Hyde, ex-memoer OF
the Republican National CommittcA have agan
demonstrated their shrewiness."
L; IS pretty generally known that straight *. nan n.
dIviua hairs. while curly hair is composed OF nat
separate hairs that warp together after the man
nr re OF OF he psrae hairs was recently By
close microscopic examination made In ms sw.
cred to be prehense ilaments. and when kept iong
enough in position against the skin these 700.
microscopes who made himself the subject OF the
experiment.-tPh philadelphia Record.
The Fourth OF July orator at Armour. s. d. wns
an Indian. He didn't say anything about the nag
for which our fathers fought and died" and %
was polite enough to mention the fact that ~
represented the only original Americans 80
Many a man Is living an honest life who WOULDN'T
To the eyes OF a mule short are detcrm!y
II never hurts truth any TO De slapped III NV
What an ocean OF trouble can come out OF gar
II there Is any dog in a man It IL pretty apt
srowl when his food is no, to his taste mind ne
4 whole Oashel o. notion: don't weigh half "
When people get to quarrelling about theI
creeds. the devil stops being anxious about theH
Many a man who started 10 reform the who's
world changed his mind before he got INTO Wv
II may be that the Methnselah lived e
long was that some young woman had maf'''
God is not worshipped In spirit and in truth ~
the church that has 10 go into the show ousns.ss
TO raise money to pay Its honest debts-tns"'
Horn.
THE Lewiston (Me) Journal sardonicaiy
marks: "Baw Aubaw. In It's days Of hauteur anu ~
perciliousness should remember that years ago ".
irst hotel used to serve Ash chowder in TN psS
with blue flowers on its side.
An old sailor IN Portland IIarbor. who mao Iva
returned from a trip along the Maine coast
that they have a very convenient custom OF
ping wives down among group or lsIiium al
wife died and left him with several Ill
children one day he sailed up the bay TO suiih
ment looked over the feminine contingent, LAM, ~,
some discrimination and finally had short ce eS,r
with a woman whose husband was away "ssMS
She consented go with the lone fisherman LINED
home down the bay. When the husband lid
he was filed with righteous wrath ana a"ay .srsanl
he In his Hampton boat N search OF MS i rt 70
spouse He found her. but she wasn't wn" whom
20 back with him. Say" said the man 70 .Trsns
she had cleared. you've always liked Joe 1' AXE
wife better'n you have your own You 80 AM an any
her II you'll jsst git OF this island wltnou Two
srIgS d @ Tf S susSand took st!s Ana
sailed away. But however much ne ,.ser nus.
Aliens Wife ne burst not take her ior n., IN
hand was a man TO be feared. Neyerneee ssie
few months Joe Aliens dory went down "a spcro,
and twenty-four hours later his WIDOW w n.sientiY
prlated by the man who had waited :" P~
for her--iI4ewiston Mel Journal