The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-11-07
All Sorts of Paragraphs.
. There are over 2O,oOo,ooo fruit

All Sorts of Paragraphs.
There are over 2O,OOO,0OO fruit
trees in California.
Norwegians are the most temper
ate people in the world.
- An inventor has devised a child's
swing which will work the well pump
as the child swings.
- Among the pupils at one OF the
public schools in Georgia is negro
woman 43 years old.
- Sioux Indians, Of South Dakota,
sell more than s100, 900 worth of grain
to the government every year.
- The robin is always the last bird
to 20 to bed in the evening. Its eyes
are large, and it can see well by dim
light.
John-"I'm beginning to lose.
confidence in my friends. .Mary-5
"Why ?" John-"There isn't one Of
them that will lend me So
- The largest plow in the world is
owned by Richard Grid, of San Ber-.
nardino Co., Cal. This immense sod
turner stands 18 feet high and weighs
80, 900 pounds. 1t runs by steam.
"When er man smites yer" said
Uncle Eben, stu hn de uddah cheek.
Den eff he's mean 'nuff ter tex adyan-
tage oh yer Christianity, he deserves
de bes' lickin' yoh knows how ter glib
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RUDY's PILE Suppos1ToRY, is guar
anteed to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. 50cents per box.
Send stamp for circular and Free Sam.
pie to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster, Pa.
For sale by White & White, drug
gists.
= Some persons are content with q
partial success, but the grand, heroic
and persistent soul wants the fullest
measure of success. With the best
exertions, the happiest results are to-
be expected. 81
Jinks-Brobson seems to be just
as hard up as ever. though he has
married a rich wife. Filkins-Oh,
we'll, that takes time, you know. he
probably hasn't learned how to ind
her pocket yet.
Ethel-Mamma, I saw a sign in
one of the stores to-day that said they;
were selling kids at half price. Nam
navel? II thought maybe You
would 60 down and buy me q little
brother while they were cheap.
1t is stated in some Of the papers
that astronomers predict Tor Nov. IL
1894, the most remarkable confgura.
tions of the planets ever known, and
that there is no reason to doubt that
the period will present the phenomena
Of earthq uakes, floods, tidal waves,
etc., with special violence.
If other States would follow the
lead Of Iowa vicious class would
soon learn a lesson. One Of her
courts recently convicted a man OF
sending obscene matter through the
mails, and sentenced him to eight
years imprisonment in the peniten-
tiary and to pay fine Of 81 600.
For pain in the side or chest
there is nothing SO good as q piece OF
flannel dampened with Chamberlain's $
Pain Balm and bound on ever the seat
of pain. It affords prompt and per.
manent relief and if used in time will
often prevent cold from resulting in
pneumonia. This same treatment is q
sure cure for lame back. For sale by
Hill Bros.
Little Ethel: At the circus l
saw a monkey riding dog, but he
didn't sit up like man on horse.
Mother: How did he ride ? Little
Ethel: Oh, he screwed up his legs
and stopped way over 80 his head
most touched the dogs ears. He!
looked most as funny as a boy on
bicycle.
-"I couldn't eat all the beans you
served me-" said a man with q pru-
dent mind to the railway restaurant
keeper; "can you MT make an allow
ance on the bill p "That is against
our rule" replied the bean seller
"but we can give you check, and
you can have the balance next time
you are here"
"Why did she refuse him r"
"He thought too much Of himself.
sHTbat is better than thinking too
little of himself. I shouldn't think
she would have refused him for that.
"Well, you see, he thinks himself the
best man in the world, and she had
said she wouldn't t marry the best man
in the world.
= Sleeplessness in people who work
hard, and especially in brain-workers,
is often due to their working up to the
last minute before bedtime. They
may cure themselves by allowing at
least an hours interval Of case and
repose, between sleep and ceasing to
work. A little light supper will often
aid sleep; and walk in the open ar
before bed is also good recipe for
inducing sleep and promoting health.
Henry Wilson, the postmaster at
Welshton, Florida, says he cured a
case of diarrhea of long standing in
six hours, with one small bottle OF
Chamberlains Collie, Cholera and
Diarrh@a Remedy. What pleasant
surprise that must have been to the
sufferer. Such cures are not unusual
with this remedy. In many instances
only one or two doses are required to
give permanent relief. It can always
be depended upon. When reduced
with water it is pleasant to take. For
sale by Hill Bros.
- In Chinese restaurant in Cam
ton, enough dog stew may be purchas-
ed to feed lot Of Coolies for 10cents.
This is black dog stew, which is bet
ter than that made from yellow dog.
It is cooked with>a tuft Of the hair
left on the end of the tail as an eyi-
dence of good faith. Cat meat is
higher than dog meat and rat meat
costs less; but tabbies are killed only
to order.
Gone time on a canvass in my
district" remarked. well-known
member of Congress, 81 stopped with
man who had been a lawyer and a
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