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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

THE story just told of the restora-
tion of the arms OF the Venus de
Mil o recalls the fact that il was a
New York woman who, buying a
facsimile OF the statue in Florence,
told the dealer that she thought she
ought to get a discount because it
had no arms. 1t must have been
another New York woman who, in
the Italian section at the worlds
fair, offered to buy "a facsimile of the
leaning tower of Pisa, but added that
she would prefer one that was
straight
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

THE irresponsible person who in
serted "fake" lad in a Chicago
paper calling for 1900 men to work.
when there was no work for them.
may have thought he was perpetrat-
ing the joke of the season, but he
was not. He was toying with suffer
ing and playing with restitution;
laughing at dependency and making
merry with want. No language is
strong enough to express ones feel
ing of contempt for the wretch, and
it is pity there is no law covering
such a crime.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

KING HUMBERr OF Italy has great
opportunity just now to distinguish
himself and gain new popularity.
Not only is he in receipt of a great
income rs sovereign, but he is said
to have $4,000, 900 invested in Lon.
don. Some of his subjects IN Sicily
recently threw themselves before his
soldiers, praying that they might be
shot, as they were already dying of
hunger. King Humbert might make
himself famous by investing a part
OF his $50, 100000 in Sicily, and
doing his full share to relieve tho
misery which has driven so many OF
the peasantry into fierce revolt.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

RELIC fiends are still haunting the
worlds fair grounds and property
down there suffers in consequence.
Nothing is sacred in the eyes of the
relic hunter. Not content with de-
facing buildings and carrying away
worthless mementos of Midway
faded glories. this nuisance tried to
steal an OK cart from the Javanese
village. What anybody could posi-
bly, want with ram-shackle Javen-
csc OK cart no man knoweth. But if
even this is not secure watchful
eye should be kept on the Ferris
wheel and the lagoon, else they. too,
will find their way into a cabinet.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

COMPLAINT is made that it has be-
come almost as difficult to secure a
piece of genuine maple sugar as of
Joseph's coat of many colors. of
Noah's ark. or dollar of 1904, and
all because of the active industry of
the grape sugar manufacture and
sugar-trust autoerats. 1t is said that
ten times more Vermont maple sugar
is annually sold Ia this country than
Vermont has been able to produce in
all the d.ys since the battle OF Ben
nington. Why should this nefarious
business not be stopped? SO bold
have the maple sugar imitators be-
come that almost any mems palate
can detect the imposition; Che serv-
ices of a chemist is not necessary.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

To the long list of meanest men on
earth must be ADDED the Chicago
father who on Christmas night took
his baby's carriage to a saloon and
pawned it for drink. The sentence
OF tifty-three days in the bridewell
imposed by the justice before whom
the mother brought the butte was
perhaps as great as the legal side OF
the offense warranted, but there are
crimes which our lawmakers never
dreamed of. Stealing from a child
who had gone to sleep happy in the
thought that Santa Claus would find
the little stocking hanging on the
Aed-post is one of them.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

THERE are many men in these
times who cannot pay their bills,
and they are excusable. But those
people who take advantage of the
times and say they cannot pay their
bills, when they can, are one of the
most powerful agencies in keeping
the times hard, and are utterly with
out excuse.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26
A Careless Youth,

"Cholly's in disgwace at the club
again." said Willie Wibbles.
"Deah! Deah! You don't soy so.
He's always in twouble, isn't hep 10
was only lawst week that he came
out without his twousahs wolled mp"
"It's worse this timo."
"How?"
This mohning he forgot to bwush
and comb his chwysanthemum"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

PROFIT sharing Ia to have another
trial in Chicago along the lines OF
tho Bon Marche of Paris The sue
cess of that great concern is due
largely to the self-interest created
for employees by allowing them pro
rata of the profits after certain
number OF years. faithful service.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

A SACRAMENTO woman put $500 in
q sstehol and placed it under a seat
In a railway car 1t is pleasant to re-
mark as an instance OF Difference to
her sex that when she got home she
still had the satchel with the addi-
tion of large and lucrative opening
I'm the bottom of it.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

THE soubrette whose song, dis
pleasing Theodore McVeigh of
Gotham. induced that gallant to hit
her behind the eat with an orange
ought to thank her stars that it was
not the missile more familiar to
players and singers OF an earlier
date. Projectile criticism is grow
ing effeminate.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26
Horse HIde Le,tl,er.

Twenty years ago there were but
two or three manufacturers Of horse
hide leather in this country The
consumption OF this leather is large
and rapidly increasing.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

BRAZILIANs would not victual or
otherwise help the Nictheroy for
Peixoto because he had employed
North American "mercenarios" in
her staff aad crew. The Hessian is
not more popular in that guise than
he was1n another when we were do
ing little fighting ourselves.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26

MEAS enough TO steal sheep is a
proverb without force. Hereafter
the lowest depths OF unmitigated dis
honesty and selhshness will be
characterized by "mean enough TO
steal charity tickets"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1894-01-26
FARM AND HOUSEHOLD.
SHEPHERDS TURNING TO NUT
TON FOR PROFIT.

Wool as n Secondary Consideration
Young stock la Winter--Pig Pens
Horse LanGuage-Dairy Notes and
Household Helps.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
Rorrible Gun Shots.

Washington. Nov. 20-The Cap
tam Gf one Of the American warships
oa ii- tsiatIc station has written
h,-. Of ne very Interesting things
trar 10 has seen. Describing It visit
to Ie Japcneso field Lospitaj, rear
NsI.,sr., aa saHs:
There poi far conception Of
tho kiln, and wound;ng qualities Of
tk- nall bore rifle that ali Europe
Is adopting. She japanese I1fantry
arm Is tie Aiurata, he Invention of
General Hurata, Nv Chief OF Ord
nance of Japa,.. The ciiibre Of the
,un IS 3I5, and the bullet weighs
235 gra!"s. 1 saw Chinese officer
who had been struck in the knee
ioirt By one of these bullets, fred at
i di-talco Of about 1000 yards. The
tnir steel envelope cf the bullet bad
hrok -, and tie joint was imply a
rla.s cf finely comminuted bone
spin ters. Tie hnce was perfectly
a.. without 4 bone III it unbroken
CT .rcH long. Or course the leg had
10 !s gmpatated
f saw something. too, Of tho eff c5
O: ,4e mod ~ shell fire on The cruis-
"r ai IA p.-j1I a the battle 1T the
I,r~i I'd nth TIE kagi was
..va- / ',-ue5 by eight iuch shells
E-yss-our Pallis,r pattero.
'.... .ae-e i,oi from The Chinese
,'liU IaeG, tore oG nearly
J
AE2gi, killed Cap taia ) X
8. .. -r commander, ana killed
-.pandcd q dozen more officers
.., men. 4 second shell, from a
zoo ponder, made hole eight feet
IL diameter in he side If the Akitu-
su. Had the service cf the Chinese
grcar aus been equal TO that Of the
! Csc, the Akagi, the Hsshidato
-rd Natsus himH must have been
X. The Japauese fire was terri
ulv &C urate and deadly. The
Cn.r,s- ship Chen Yuen was hit
nearly ere hundred times. Nothing
V iei. above va.er of her; of her
Grew, $50 strong, over $50 We're kill
eli II died OF wounds. All this was
+ IN IL, fire Of six inch and eight
.h rides at distance from 1000 to
1900 ards. The Chinese had the
Leav.,. ships al Yalu, but the Jap
a---e ou. mauocuvred them and out
fought them. Man for man and
zip for ship, my professional opin-
ap Is tina, the japanese commanders
are equal to any in Europe. They
have mage, high professional
knowledge and fierce, fighting spir-
1t lh.t nothing daunts"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
Mark Twain,s xew BOOK

MARK TwAIN's most popular aud
successful books have been sold by
subscription aud the American Pub
fishing Company Of Hartford, Conn.,.
announce fer early publication, his new
cook "Tte Tragedy Of Pudd'Dhead
Wilson and the Comedy Those Extra
orpipary Twins" The Tragedy and
Comedy were at first > dual story
two stories in onc-and the authors
ac"ount,as given in the preface, of the
difficulty he had in writing the book. Of
the ircompatibility of come of the
characters and Of his having TO fpally
separate them By pulling one of the
stories out by the roots and leaving
The other-a kind of literary Cesarean
operation, is certainly one of the most
original, breeziest and eleverest chap.
ters-choice fun-tbat has been writ
ten for many day. We are told that
s::There is time to laugh" and THE
CHURcHMAN saws: s.The reader will
begin to smile at the very first para
graph"
The book Will be sold only by sub
scription and as 1t possesses, il pro-
Douuced degree, theremarkable char.
ac,eristics of the outhor's bost works,
it is sure 20 have large sale. Eaci;
page vii! be beautifully illustrated
with marginal sketches, the work of
one of our bes. artists. and the publish
ers have wisely decided to sell the VOL
une at popular price - bringing 1t
within the reach of all.
j. W. Keeler & Co, of Ph,lsdelpbis,
Pa, have the exclusive rigb: of sale in
the States of Pennsylvania, New Jer-
sey, Delaware and Maryland and their
advertisement fer agents appears IN an
other column. All applications for
agencies IN their field should be sent
direct to them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
KidEnpped by 6ypsies.

.Mattoop. Ill. Nov. 29.-.W,ss Ella
Parse, who was last week restored 10
her parents after remaining cap
tive in the hands OF bsId of wan
dering gyrsies for fifteen months.
was recaptured by The same band
Sa urday evening and spirited away.
Ella is handsome girl If sixteen.
In August 1898 a band Of gypsies
eamped near the Parse homestead,
and Elias beauty attr; cted the gyp-
sey chief, VIII Beaton. One night
L la was missing from home. aud the
next morning tho camp was fouad
deserted. She was slave to Beat
or After wandering over the west.
she was restored 20 her parents last
.Nonday, having been rescned by
posse near Mat:oon. Saturday,
while Ella was alone in the house, &
covered wagon drove to the DOR, a
man in wo1nans S clothing was seen TO
enter the Eouse, carry the screaming
CIR, 10 the Wagon, and drive away.
Pursuit. so far. Las been fruii!ess.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28

the property shall be struck on shall oe
aid to the sheriff at the time OF safe, un-
less the purchase money shall be less tnan
that sum, in which case only the purchase
money shall be paid, otherwise the properly
will again be immediately put up ana so'u -
the balance of the purchase money mnsf be
p,,t TO the Sheriff at his oftce within i've
DAYS from the time of sale, without any de-
n,and being made by the Sheriff therefor,
otherwise the property may again be s0id
at the expense and risk of the person 10
whom it is struck off, who, in case OF any
deficiency at such resale shall make good
the same.
SAMUEL LAPP,
Sheriff.
Sheriff7s Office,
Miffiintown, Nov. l3, 1884
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
An Inferual Machine.

Ol Monday morning while jesse
Sdmmsrs, of ih!s place, Was going
east On SEA Shore, bo was handed .
cir b,x neatly tied up by some un-
ka,yTl prrs,4 at Mill Creek ar.
3Imingr5 removed the strirg from
around the box and opened 1t, and
t. EIs utter as enlistment found that
a match had been placed in the lid
al upoa opening it tic mitch ignit-
lJ. Inmat.Etely against the sand
pipar vas fuse a;t.clcd 20 Il long
pie cf irpn pipe about four inches
long. Tn;s pipe was flied with a
dark substance resembling .Ock pow
der and 10Th ends or thY p!pJ were
secuIv plugged. Fortunately the
fu,o diI rel ;cuiCs wh-n the match
eyDi..isI which slvei Mr.. Summers
from baing blown up. Accompanying
-" macciuc WAS II ~ B. L. II. Il
f.c."ut 'caguest bilnk With skull and
cross ban. : lie !.;ctIrn Of FLAG ana
IT,, Ec,G 'Elcod inscribed thereon
:hege were made with lead pencil.
E-o L.E wls gotten al GrecEbere's
rss arr,nt, IS It has his stamp o. the
iLsida Ct the I'D. 1Jr Scmmers
brought tie anarchistic machine
home AID paced il IL the hands Cf
Cn:yf oi Police DeForrest who wi i
look after the mater. Huntingdon
JoUyca..
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28

Whereas the Hon. JEREMIAH LYONS,
President Judge of the Court ~ Common
Pleas, for the forty-First JuiicIsl District
cOmpO, ed Of the conn'iss of JunIlta and
Perry, and the Iio' orah!cs JOSIAitI.. BAR
TON and J. ?. WiGkEkSHAN, Associ .te
Judges of th5 said court o: Common Pleas
OF Juniati county, by precept duly issued
and to me- directed for holding Il Court of
Oyer aud rermincr and General Jail Deiiv-
cry, and General Quarter Sessions of the
Peace at MifIlin.own, on the
FIRST MONDAY OF DECEMBER,
1894, BEING THE 3rd DAY OF THE
MONTH.
NOTICE HEREBY GIVEN. TO the Coroner,
Justices of the Peace and Constab!es of the
County of juniata, that they be then and
there in their proper persons, at 10 O'Clock
III the forenoon of said day, with their rec
ords, inquisilions, examinations and oyer
rememberances, to do those thugs that to
sheir offices respectfully appertain, and
those that are bound by recognlzance to
prosecute against the prisoners that are or
may be in the Jail of said county, be then
and there to prosecute against them as
shall be Just.
By an act Of the Assembly, passed the
9th day Of May, 1854, it made the duty of
Justices of the Peace Of the several cOun-
ties of this Commonwealth to return to the
Clerk Of the Court of Quarter Sessions of
The respective counties, all the recogni-
zances entered into before them b. any cit.
re n or persons charged with the con mis-
sion OF any crime, except such cases as NAV
be ended before Justice Of the Peace. nm.
der existing laws at least ten days before
the commencement of the session of the
Court to which they are made returnab,e
respectively, and IN all cases where recop-
nizances are entered into less than ten days
before ihe commencement Of the session to
which they are made returnabe, the said
Justices are to return the same in the same
manner as il said act had not been passed.
Dated at Mifflintown, the 9Th day of
November, in the year of our Lord, one
thousand eight hundred and ninety-four.
SAMUEL LAPP, Sheriff.
SHERIPF's OFFICE,
Miffiintown, November s, 1894.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
Married Forty Times Over.

Clerical experience in matrimonial
AFFAIRS at home gre often very divertips
ant clergyman who has just returned
from one of the colonies ted the writ.
or Of curious one that happened to
him during bis sojauin abroad.
lu South America the groom on one
occasi handed him Eve dollar bill,
and i!is ciergyp'an promptly returned
three dollars change. Two dollars ~
exclaimed the newly married man,
s'wny | thought it was only one dollar.
| so; afford two--we are SO poor
TIE adii.'Onal dollar being returned
a,d the happy pair having departed,
- clergyman made the discovery that
'He BIZ, was 4 forgery aud the couple
f the most ingenious and incCrTig
lie swind.ers in those paris Before
:hey "ere arrested, they had robbed
over forty cIergymen, aud had been
united Ia holy vedlock forty times IN
bali thatnumter of seeks.-Ex.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
Oranges for Drunkenness.

Otanges taken at stated times is
the lat st remedy for inebriety.
Those who profess 10 know advise
the eating of one orange before
breakfast, another at l L A. NJ, 3 p
81, and 6 p. NJ, with another the
last thing before retiring. It is said
If this Grange diet IS persisted in II
will cure all but the worst cases. If
this healthfu', nutritious fruit p2s-
sesscs yet other medicinal yir ues
aside from being ! sovereign remcdy
Icc b.liiousness, and il, indeed, =
remedy for the liquor habit the good
news should be spread far and wilc,
which, III au, ~ 'i'@ -
New York Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28

BANK enbezz;ers in China are be
heated.
A STEAM corn huskipg machine Is
new invention.
DIR. lALNAGE will turn his atten
tion to Evangelistic Work.
THE British newspapers bewail the
defeat Of tariff reform Wilson of Vir-
ginia.
OUrs1Dg of Pennsylvania, Hastings
is talked about 0s the man with the
big majority
Tn slaughter Of Christians by the
Turks IN Armenia, Las aroused the
indignation Of tie Christian world
TIE State # Psnnsylv mia has
paid 4I009,OO0 to the common
school Cause within the past q years
JapAS has courIecusly declined The
effsr Of Presideat Cleveland to med
late in the trouble between China
and Japan
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28

From the .M:Vey town Journal we
learn that thieves stole S35 IN gold
and silver coiu and two orders on the
Treasurer of Oliver township, Mit1iin
county, S10S.16 from Cyrus Stine on
last Thursday afternoon. Mr.. Slime
has his homs with his son-in-Iaw, l.
d. Hughes in Oliver township. That
day the men We're away from home
butchering and Mrs. Hughes locked
up tie house at noon and went to
Jacob Stipe's nearby for dinner, at
winch place her husband was help
ing 20 butcher, and during her brief
absence, the robbers forced open i
window and entering rapsacked the
house generally
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
NiFEt;NToWS AARR FITS.
SiEs. IsToVE. Nov. 25. 1924

PHILADELPHIA MARKETS, November
26, 1894 Wheat Sc to Soc; Corn
so O So: Oats 33 TO 3Sc: Taliow A.;
Lard &c; butter is 10 30c; eggs IS 10
2ic; 1--we chickens, 7 to Zoe ib;
Turkeys 1oc; Ducks 6 10 Sc; Green
calf skins cents ID; ball skins 1
cents q pound; steer hides 5 10 &c &
Id; stia:gnt rye straw SO 80 TO Sill
so; Clover hay SO: Timothy S12 10
$13 so: beef cattle 3 TO SIC; calves 4
TO 7c a ID; dressed beeyes by Ike
quarter to Sc; mich cows S25 10
500; sheep 1 to Be ii; lambs 2 10 &c
ii lb: Hogs G TO &c ID.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28

Notice ia hereby given that the following
accounts have been fled in the Office Of III G
Parliamentary CT Juniata County, ard the
same will be presented for confirmation md
allowance to the Court OF Common p leas
OF said Courty on Tuesday the 18th dIy oil
December. A D., 1891, when ard where
al; persoas interested may attend if they
thiGb proper.
LIST. The account of Jonathan Kaufman.
Committee OF Susanna Kaufman Of Wake.
Tow nsh;p, Lunaiic.
End. The first aud final account of F. &.
N. Pcnneil, Assignee of George NJ. Grah,m,
Jr, OF Port Royal, Pa.
w. II ZEIDERS,
Prothenofar }
Prothonotary' Office. Milfiintown, Pa.
November 10, 1894.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
DR. B. F. ACKLEY, SPECIALIST

Prop' ylaxis and treatment of infec-
tion by Diphtheria, Group, Typhoid Fe.
yer, &c, and of diseases Of the Digestive
System, Acute and Chronic. DIR. AZ meth
DDS arc IN full accord with the most exact
ing Bacteriology. Having received favor
able recognition by advanced jour- S ard
members of the two leading schools Of med
icine, the author expresses confidence IA his
own ability to render satisfactory service in
line of his specialites. BY his methods the
germ elements of disease are destroyed ia
from l to days, and the patient progressing
to convaescence without the usual stages
of meteorism or swelling, diarrh"ea and
hemorrage in Typhoid Fever or the dan
gerous sequences OF piphtberia, viz, blood
poisoning, &c. They have specific po T.
ency in degenerative conditions common fr
elderly and aged persons and heretoitre
regarded incurabe. April ~, 1898.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28
Australian Eggs.

Eggs are now shipped from Aus
tralia to England A trial shipment,
made by the Hon. J. II Conner, of
Victorian eggs and cheese, was late
ly inspected by an officer from the
department Of the AgeDt-General for
Victoria. With regard to the pack
ing of eggs, they had, in the first
place, been rubbed over with grease
and afterwards placed with bran,
flour, lime, and pollard in small
cases. When opened they were
found to be perfectly fresh and
sweet The cheeses, which consisted
of both 40 pounds and ''small loaf"
sizes, were sound and of good flavor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-11-28

.. u 4. M ArfIVt IVhFt i. III p III
Train leaves Bloomfield at Go a. m.
and arrives at Laudisburg at 6.4j a. m.
Train leaver Landisburg at GA p. M, and
arrives at Bloomfield at g. SO p. III.
Trains leave 10y ysville for Duncanron at
Z. 22O a. m , and 2. Is p. II. Returning,
arrive at 10 81 4. m, ard 4.56 p. m.
Between Landisburg aud Loysvile trains
run as follows: Leave Landisburg for Loys-
vile 6 55 a. m and 50 p m, Loysville
for Landisburg ii 10 4. m, and 09 p. m.
All stations marked (') are flag stations,
at which trains Will come to a full stop on
signal.