The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1894-02-02
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GLIMPsEs OF LIFE.
Rather OVERRIDING 1t.

Rather OVERRIDING 1t.
81 believe In trying to put as good face al
possible on everything In times like these
Mara," said Mr.. Billus, looking again at thl
bill that had just been brought In. "but it doe'
seem to me that 90. IS for complexion wast
In one month IL putting 1t on a little TOT
thick w-[Chicago Tribune.
The Part OF Wisdom.
Dashaway-I was around to Witherby',
last night, and he opened up bottle of wine
Cleverton-That must have been some o.
the wine l sent him.
Dashaway-SO he said.
Cleverton-How was 1t, old man?
Dashaway-l don't know. wouldn't TAXI
ANY, Truth.
For Over Fifty Year
MRS. WINsLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP has beer
used for children teethiDg. II soothes the
child, sottens the gums, allays all pain. cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy fol
Dlarrhea. twenty-five cents bottle. Sold
by all druggists throughout The world.-adv.
| Great forts.
He-It was very rude Of you to try to show
your contempt for me before all those people.
She (sweetly)- Il was not trying to show It,
| was trying to conceal t.-(Philadelphia
Record.
Rough Advice.
D'Auber- What do you think 1 ought to
take for that picture?
Sneerleigh-A few lessons IN painting.
II the hair ia falling out, or turning gray,
| requiring q stimulant with nourishing and
coloring food, Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair
Remover is Just the specitc.-adv.
An Unquestionable Fact.
"Whe'e's the best place for quail In these
parts?" asked the stranger VINO was on a
hunting tour.
And the man whom he had been regarding
as a simple, guileIess rustic responded briefly !;
"Toast." Washington Star.
You can never tell what slight cold may
lead to; 1t ia best, therefore, to give Yourself
he benefit of the doubt, and cure It as soon as
possible with Ayers Cherry PectoraI. A days
delay. sometimes an hours delay, may result
In serious consequences.-adv.
Not New.
New Boarder-One Thing IN say for these
eggs-there's nothing bold or impudent
about them.
LsndIsdy-Impudent or bold! don't I'M
derstsnd.
New Bsarder-Why. not q bit too fresh,
you know Buffalo Currier.
How often we hear middle.aged people
say regarding that reliable old cough
my mother gave 1t 10 me when / was q
child, and | use It In my family; it a.
ways cures" 1t is always guaranteed to
cure or money refunded.-adv.
A Necessary Accomplishment.
Hobsen-Come, go skating
Dobson-No, can't swim.
Her Indignation,
A pretty little woman came out of big dry
FOODS store the other day. Her eyes we're
iash'ng fire, and her face was flushed with
Indignation.
"Whst's the matters' inquired a.friend who
net her ut the door.
hing IN there that makes my blood boil.
vent over to the dress goods counter and
[ound him there sitting on stool and letting
lls wife stand. When I came along. he got
1p and offered me his seat. And his wife
stood there meekly and never said word. II
him b.idheaded." Can you blame ber?-[Buf-
falo Express.
A Remedy for the Grip.
A remedy recommended for patients afi let
ed with the grip, Is Kemp's Balsam, which is
adapted to diseases OF the throat
and lungs. Do not wait for the first symp-
tome of the disease, but get bottle and keep
1t on hand for use the moment 1t is needed.
Ii neglected, the grip has tendency TO bring
An Ancient Game.
"Say. Red and Green, do you know that
one of the oldest games kuownw
$50? Where you learn that?"
"Here In Exodus, where Pharoach's daugh.
ter found Moses In the rush line."-fPhiladel-
phia Call.
Every mother should have Arnica Il OH
Eminent always In the house IN case of
accident from burns. scaIds or bruises.-adv.
Vacation For Some One,
Mrs. Clark How Is the contested will
case comiag on. Mr.. Dowers
Mr.. Dower-lts all settled and In my favor. |
Mrs. Clark-I congratulate you. 1suppose
you'll soon be taking your family to Europe?
Mr.. Dower-NO. but my lawyer is going to
lake his.-fSoundings.
Piles! Piles! Itching Piles.
SYMPToMs--M oisture; intense itching and |
II allowed to continue tumOrs form, which often |
bleed and ulcerate. becoming very sore. |
swAYhE's OINTMENT stops the itching and |
bleeding, heals liberation. and In most cases |
'emoves the tumors. At druggists. or BY mail,
or so cents. DR.. Swayne 4 Son. Philadelphia.
Romance Galore.
Their courtship was full of romance was 1t |
not!
Very. Neither of them told the other the
ruth Indianapolis Journal.
She Employed stsaegy.
The young husband was SEINE what sur.
)rised when bis wife came. into the office
She opened the conversation at once.
Il want enough money to 90 out Of town
or few days." she said, land you will have
o take your meals down town for q few
lays"
why. what does this meanf,
at means Just this. got . messenger boy
o come to the house for Mary Ann to tell her
hat she was wanted at her aunt's, and as
DON as she got around the corner [ shut I'D
be house aud locked 1t and ran away. When
he comes back she won't find any one there.
We don't owe her anything, 80 it's sill right,
md / wanted to discharge her. but you know
never would dare to tell her 10 20 and
new you wouldn't dare. and don't you think
our little wife knows pretty well how to
manage? Say yes, now. or I'll breaK down
nd cry right here In the Office"
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAr.-"Mysuc
lure" for Rheumatism and Neuraigia, radically
uree 10 10 days. Its action upon the system ,
remarkable and mysterious. 1t removes at
nee the cause and the disease Immediately dis
ppeare. The fret dose greatly benehte, IS cts.
old by Geo. Z. Greene. Druggist. Brsttleboro.
Poet-.I have called to learn Whist ha. be-
ome Of nv poem I sent. you, entitled, The
rave Fireman y"
Edi,or--.lt went to the fre,,-lPhilsdei-
bis Record.
Tspley's BREAD Winner outwesrs sill
Their shoes.-adv.
when the stove doesn't draw well, the msn
the house - very apt to give . smoke !
lk.-
Wha:ever is done shout elevaiing the stsot.
they begin TO kick much higher they'd bet. !
II elevate he roof.
Children CYv for