New-York tribune., 1894-04-29
IDTINCED CLASS ~ JOURNALISM.

ADTINCED CLASS ~ JOURNALISM
HOW THE MODERN COLLEGE MorLDs THE pIAs
To MIND or TIE EMBRYO JOURNALIST.
(Recta;ion room OF n college, which Includes In
struction in the bright. brainy anl breezy" journal
ism Of the presen, day Enter professor and class
Prof4ssor-Mr Wagear. are you prepared with
your suicide?
Wagear-Yes. sir
Professor P"nse outline it
Wagcar GcaIs,-"T "Thlrty-cleht cabre revolver
c.inchcd tightly in his right hand. No cause as
signed for the rash act'
Professor How 10 you refer to the suicide him
seife
waeear-As "the unfortunate man"
Professor Correct. In the second days notice
YOU should say that. Among the neiehbors, runiors
ar~ ri'e Of love affair
Wagenr- Should not also say that remains vii,
b. inferred in their las, resng-place to-morrow"?
Professor Certainly. Mr.. Frenzyeye. have YOU
corrected your murder in accordance with my IN
structlons?
Frcnzycyc-Yog. Professor
Profcesor-Gly us the ending Of It,
Freuzycyc- THE deceased appeared 10 have me'
Dis cul by a bow from blun, instrument Foul
play Is suspected The police are retcsnt. but
they are believed 20 De possessed OF important
clews. Bad blood Is believed 20 have existed be
tween the dead man ami his twin brother"
Professor N.rs good Tomorrow You may dla.
gram Tho mans hcnhousc. Mr. Youngfcow what
is fal'
Yoauef.liow \ fal Is anything which happens
more than twice.
Professor Would series Of sanibagsings be a
nI'
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th~ Police Department
Professor SIR Dicky bird. how would You speak OF
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collision in which ~, lives are los,
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narrowly aycrted at
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c"'l'"''d. how 30 You begin sentence containing
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either "ra'urns ,ar shots or seeks safety in
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NuIhHe' 'h'i HuHilN'" .
Professor l nd"r what cfcumstance5 are all
women b'autliuI
t"'hrt-In court ana 10y t'legthph.
Professor iio" is woman married ana how
does man present hiS li"h 10 fhr PUBIC
Gpcaft woman iS married quietly, ana the
man "prorarcs statement.
Professor That VIII 90 Mr.
''o'nrt y on told IN" 10 looA UP the cohdlton or
i'Imrr' 'ii'I - ram H., .
lroi'sH"l rue o's YOUR pat"oh no" 90 you
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Professor Certainly Mr Eeadyiaw' ARE you
prepared with your political outline
ltcadyjaw Yes Professor.
Professor Name me friends or the political
Journalist