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The record-union., 1894-08-28

driver has sons as old as yourself who
move in the best circles.
When you are walking down the aisle
alter the ceremony, don't ieel that you
have got to smile. A smile at this time
is usually nothing more than hopeless
Smirk. On the other hand. don't look as
solemn as an owl, or frightened to death.
Try to feel natural, and you will look SO.
And don't hurry. The spectacle of a
frightened groom, who walks down the
aisle about six inches ahead of the bride,
who has to tug at his arm to keep him
from getting loose and breaking into a
dead run, is one OF the most trying
scenes on record.
If quantity OF rice falls from the brlm
of your hat when you get into the parlor
car. do not look sheepish or Disconnected.
Others have been there before you.
Merely brush it carelessly away, and, /,
after brief interval, excuse yourself and
go into the smoking-car where you can
swear under your breath at your leisure.
When you stand up with your bride to
receive do not in short conversations
with the guests mention the number and
value of your wedding presents. or how
much they would bring at a general auc-
ton. You have, of course, figured all
this up the night before, but in matters
of this sort it is considered in better taste
to remain silent.
Forget that you have any hands. ex-
cept at the precise moment when you
take the wedding ring. Then let the best
man place it in your palm. as you are
not SO aps To drop it. To drop u we'd
ding ring at the fatal moment, and sprawl
around on your hands aud knees at the
loot OF the altar looking for il will be too
much of a strain on the congregation.
And, lastly, when you have returned
from your wedding trip, and meet the
boys at your office, Go not tell them, one
and all, that there is nothing like it. and
advise them to lose no time in following
your example. Wait until the end OF the
Ii ret year
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sc CIAL AMI PERSONAL

A. l.. Frost has returned from his out
ing at Rubicon Park.
Miss Matte Beaumont has returned
from a trip TO the mountains.
Samuel Poorman of San Francisco is
stopping at the Golden Eagle.
II. NJ Meacham and G. w. Deweese of
Napa are at the Capital Il otel.
4. c. Little and II. G. McKune of
Dixon are at the Capital Hotel.
William NJ. James is down from Shasta
and stopping at the Golden Eagle.
Under Sheriff Stephen J. Rooney and
wife are back from Bartlett Springs
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Yoerk and Mrs. w.
B. Geiser have returned from Shasta
Springs.
Alex. MeCaw has returned to The city
after making an extended sojourn at
Santa Cruz.
General and Mrs. j. G. MARITIME have
returned from short visit at Summit
Soda Springs.
Adiutant-General Allen has returned
from his inspection of the joint camp OF
the Seventh and Ninth regiments of in
fautry, National Guard of California at
Santa Monica.
Arrivals at the Capital Hotel yesterday:
w. +. Cronemiller, City; NJ. ID. Cham
berlain, r. II. Beamer, Woodland; Thos.
kenney, San Francisco; John Lawton,
San Francisco; John Lawton, Folsom /;
William b. Parker, Vacavilie; S. G.. Lit
tie. II. {. McCune. Dixon: r. d. Robbins,
Samuel Stewart. Suisun; Il. NJ. Meacham,
@. W. Dewesse, Napa; ID. Bamcoll, New
castle.
Arrivals at the Golden Eagle Hotel yes
terday: Ii. Erich, Paul Bunker, E. f.
Dyer and wife, j. 5. Swan. +. J. Devine,
j. \. Hastings, Samuel Poorman, San
Francisco: Colonel William NJ. Graham,
Lieutenant w. w. Galbraith, United
States Army; John +. Wallick, William
Norton, L. Guggenheim, Indianapolis;
Mrs. Hassgood. Marysville; William NJ.
James, Shasta; j. w. Payne, New York.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
HINTS TO YOUNG GRooMs
How to Behave Both Before and After
Marriage.


Marriage.
When you tie your necktie arrange it
SO that by no possibility il can CRAFTY an
unruly ambition TO climb over your ears.
Ii any one OF the brides former ad-
mirers wish to kiss her, do not object.
You may want To borrow money from
them later OH.
If the brides father gives her check
for wedding present, get it cashed be-
fore the Wedding, ii possible. Delays of
this sort are dangerous.
Before the ceremony takes place do not
indulge in single cocktail. 1t will only
excite you without producing the desired
effect. Take two.
Be sure that the soles of your shoes are
blackened. Then when you kneel they
will net stand out in bold relief like the
headlight OF an engine.
Should you give bachelor supper to
the best man anu ushers. arrange to have
il at least one week beforehand. This
will give all of you time to recover.
When the Important moment arrives,
don't get nervous and imagine that
every one is looking at you. You are
small factor. Remember that it is her
day.
DO not write on the hotel register
'.John Smith and lady," Ii you happen
to wear pants your wife is LADY"
Otu0F Wise SuS 40 Siulkily 5Oui Wile VI MIS-.
Smith.
When you are on your wedding trip do
not make the mistake of giving your
bride SI00 bill at the first opportunity.
Precedents OF this sort are extremely
hard to break.
Ii you notice peculiar look on the
minister's face as he bids you good-by
call the best man to your side ut once.
He may have forgotten something, and
the minister has to live.
When you respond, don't feel obliged
to let out your voice like a newsboy hal
long an extra. Neither humble as if
yon had a hot potato in your mouth, but
let your utterances be distinct, so that it
can be heard across an ordinary room.
Unless you and your best man can
think OF something better. leave your
silk hats in your carriage before you
enter the church. If you do not lind
them on your return, remember that the
The record-union., 1894-08-28
A PALPABbE LIE
Jones Denounces Ills Neighbours Cy.
clone Stories.

Jackson Peters leaned back in his chair
and slowly blew cloud of smoke toward
the ceiling. Jones'" he said, II want
TO ask your opinion in regard to the prob
ability OF story which was told me the
other day."
"Well, Jackson ?" was the guarded re-
ply of the cautious Jones.
1T struck me,o continued Peters s'that
man who had told as many-that is TO
say, a man who had told as much of what
/ may call awe-inspiring truth as you
have ought TO be a good judge of the
probability OF story. 1t was a cyclone
story which | was going to ask you
about"
Most cyclone stories are palpable lies,
Jackson"
NO doubt. The point is this He said
he had seen straws driven through inch
boards by the force OF the wind"
ut never happened, Jackson. That is
a stock lie told OF every cyclone Tia at
blows. Your friend imposed upon your
youth, my boy. He would never have
dared to tell such manifest and self
beralded lie to Robinson or Smith. l
must admit. though, that the force OF the
wind IN genuine cyclone is consider
able. When | lived in Kansas in the '7Os
l had quantity of poultry, but it was
blown away in the first cyclone OF the
season except black Spanish rooster.
lie clung to grass root with his bill, and
allowed his tail TO crack and whip in the
wind like yacht pennant. He rode out
the gale, though most of his feathers
were blown of. Subsequently | found
some of them Embedded over half an inch
in my grndstone."
Yes" returned Peters, ST presume
my friend was trying to impose on my
adolescence"
Il think SO, Jackson. l had consider
able experience with cyclones that sum
mer in Kansas, but l learned to handle
myself so that [ did not mind them
much. l soon saw the fallacy of depend
ing on cyclone cellars and that sort Of
thing. The fundamental difficulty of all
such things is that you try TO hold your
self firmly in one place. 1t is as ii a ship
in gale should tie up to a post, suppos-
ing midocean posts for the time being, in
stead Of driving before the tempest The
first cyclone that summer. OF course |
went down cellar, like other folks. My
house was soon blown away. The next
thing L knew the cellar went too rolling
over and over like silk hat. I was soon
spilled out. With infinite labor / crawled
back in the teeth of the wind, intending
to take refuge in the hole the cellar came
out OF. 10 my CONSERVATION | found that
had blown away also. l then followed
the example Of the rooster, clung to a
root and allowed my legs TO hutter and
snap i'll the gale like weather signal
iag.'-Harper's Weekly.
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BRIEF NOTES

4 man named Calaper, employed in the
railroad yards at Sixth and L streets,
was overcome by the heat yesterday and
had TO have medical treatment.
General Graham and Assistant Super
intendent L. r. Jones, who went to
Truckee on Saturday to instruct the mill
itary and post roads, returned yesterday.
Mrs. Mary @. Dunn, District Deputy
Grand Matron of the o. Il. S., returned
yesterday, after visitins Truckee, Susan
Vile, Nevada City and Grass Valley, in
the interest of the o. Il. S. Chapters
located there.
In the hop fields near Brighton on
Saturday there was a row between the
Japanese picSers. Four or five of them
were put under arrest, but all but one
were discharged. He was sent to the
County Jail for carrying a concealed
weapon.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
NORTH VS. SOUTH.
No. IS OF the Harper's War Series is
Now Ready.

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Now Ready.
The RECoRD-UNIoN has now received
No. is or the Harper's War Series. and is
now able TO supply subscribers with
every part, commencing with No. l and
ending with the last number received.
No. Is, which has been delayed several
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rived, and the many subscribers who
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perfect their sets can procure it at the
Office.
The constantly increasing demand for
the histories is the very best evidence of
their worth, and hundreds of RECORD
UNION subscribers are ready TO commend
the war books III terms Of highest praise.
They are sold at eight cents per part at
this oflice-the lowest price for " hich they
can be bought anywhere in this country.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
A Political Retrosnect.
LOS Angeles Herald Dem. .).l

While we desire TO be strictly courteous
and good-natured TO Major George S.
Patton, the gentleman who has been
nominated for Congress from the Sixth
Congressional District, we can recall no
nomination in our time that is so unfor-
tunate as his, and we can recall every
Congressional nomination that has been
made in the Southern California district
since we landed here in 1872, when
Colonel &. j, G. Kewen was defeated as
the Democratic candidate for Congress in
what was then an overwhelmingly
Democratic district. There has been a
fatality attending this district for years
and years.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
Iha Pionaers.

Last evening the newly-elected direct
ors of the Pioneer Society met and or
ganized by the election of the following
officers:
President, ". ". Light ION condition
that be takes pledge not to use ''cuss''
words during his term, and learns to
smokel; Secretary, W. II. Luther; Treas
urer, 3. G. Sweeiser.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
Renl Estate at Auction.

On Thursday, the 30th. d. J. Simmons
& Co. will sell at auction, on the premises,
lot No. 2, X and l., Seventeenth and
Eighteenth streets, S0xl60, with a fine
residence, stables, barns; also vacant
lot suitable Tor residence or business
Droperty.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
RenubIican Convention.

The Republican County Convention
will be called to order at 2 2o'clocll this
afternoon at the Metropolitan Tneater.
But few Of the delegates have come in
from the country, but they Will be on
hand by noon to-day.
Hon. William Johnston of Courtland is
generally spoken OF Tor Chairman OF the
con yentiou
The record-union., 1894-08-28
Fine Pistol Work.

At the military range on Sunday the
following excellent scores were made in
practice with army revolvers. at fifty
PAGES sior a possible fifty: Lieutenant
Martin, 43; Sergeant Major Woodson, 43,
Corporal Bailey, fl; Private McCracken
s.; Major Wallace, A.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
To Governor IrwIn,s Memory.

At the last session of the Legislature
S2,5e0 was appropriated to build a
sarcophagus to the memory of the late
Governor irwin. It was completed and
pat up in the State plat yesterday, his
The record-union., 1894-08-28
A beautiful Monument.

Ground was broken in the City Cene-
terry ior the $1,000 monument to be
erected by A. A. Van VOORHEES,, which
will be one Of the handsomest in the
pr0nndS
The record-union., 1894-08-28

numerous friends in this city not SEEM
ing to know anything of the affair. 1t is
beautiful piece of granite, highly
finished.
The record-union., 1894-08-28

All known chemical elements are rep
resented in sea water. They are not al
ways capable of being detected by cheni-
cal analysis.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
WHAT BECAME OF ROSES BoDY2

When the Exempts Wished TO Re-
move 1t 1t Was Not to BE Found.
A few days ago the Exempt Firemen's
Association ordered the removal of about
twenty-five bodies from their burial plot
near the gate of the City Cemetery to one
in another part of the grounds. which
was done. There was one body, how
ever, which was not moYed according to
intention. 1t was that of William Rose,
who was inferred in the plot in 1866.
Nothing out of the way had ever been
noticed about the grave and the head
stone occupied its proper place, When
the grave was opened, however, there
was no sign OF either body or coffin, and
although tunnels were run to both sides,
thinking the grave might have been in
correctly marked, nothing was found.
Rose committed suicide on December
s, 1886, by shooting himself through the
head in Giilin's saddlery shop, on J
street, near Tenth. He was harness.
maker and his shop had been burned
some months before and there were some
who suspected him of having set fire to
it. The dependency caused by these
charges and also by mis- being discarded
by q girl whom he was courting were
supposed to have prompted the rash act.
He was a member of Young America
Engine Company, No. q, and was buried
from the engine house.
1t is supposed that his body was dis
inferred on the night of his burial by
body-snatchers and given TO surgeons for
dissection
The record-union., 1894-08-28
Clean. Able and Concise.

The RECORD UNION, which is, without
exception, the ablest morning paper pub
Iished in the State outside the metropolis,
has entered its eighty-eighth volume. No
paper is better known or wields greater
influence in Northern and Central Cali
fornia. Its telegraphic service is the most
complete, its editorials concise, timely
well written and pointed, its locals well
presented and its correspondence the
best that money can procure. 1t has
lived long and useful life. and may it
continue to be the leading family paper
that it now is is the wish of the Leader.
The record-union., 1894-08-28
Resigned TO the Depression.

Smythe-Do the hard times affect your
business?
Landlady theatrical boarding house)-
Not at all; my boarders wouldn't pay
anyhow mond's Monthly.
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WOODS HOTEL,
Front Street, between K and L.

DLEAsANT, CLEAN ROOMS, 25 CENTS
| per night, and best meals in city for 90
cents. Best of wines and liquors wiz be found
at the bar. II. w. WOOD. Proprietor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1894-08-31
FOOD FOR INvAllOS.
How to Cook Things So as to Tempt the
Delicate Appetite.

How to Cook Things So as to Tempt the
Delicate Appetite.
Eggs for the sick should be coddled
instead of boiled. Boiled renders the
white of the egg tough and indigesti-
BILE. even in those which are termed
soft boiled" To coddle an egg, put
it in a quart cup and fill nearly to the
brim with boiling water. Let it stand
on the back part of the stove (where it
cannot even simmer) for five minutes.
The white will be found delicate
jelly, and the whole perfectly whole
some and delicious.
Milk is now given in all forms of ILL
ness, and especially those in which
solid food is prohibited. The old fall
lacy that it raises the temperature, and
thus proves injurious In inflammatory
disease, has long been dissipated. Hot
milk is a valua BILE stimulant, and proves
a most excellent tonic. 1t should not
be permitted to boil, but simply raised
to a temperature as hot as proves COM
Portable in drinking; it should be drank
from a spoon, as this slow method in
sures better digestion. When pure
milk disagrees with the patient, a ia
blespoonful of lime water added to a
glassful. or half pint, overcomes this
objection.
A potato baked with the skin I'M
broken is rich in nutrition, and agree
able to the palate. The addition of
little salt and q tablespoonful of rich
sweet cream, renders it truly delicious.
Ingalls, Home Magazine.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1894-08-31

ing large quantity of fish which they
Lafouche Hendricks got rid of twenty
more men who had directions to sep
arate and rendezvous a month later at
point on the Georgia coast where he
had taken on his ammunition, it being
understood that he was going to make
for Panama with his pirogues and
cargo.
Instead of doing this, he went
straight to New Orleans and hauled
both vessels up at Algiers where his
remaining crew were kept aboard, and
for two days disposed of their fish.
These men were evidently picked and
retained for their reliability and were
thoroughly cognizant of the whole
scheme.
Hendricks managed to arrive in New
Orleans as if by rail, and registered at
the St. Charles as Archibald Hendricks,
of Tennessee. AS he was already
known by that name at the hotel and
was known to be interested in some
land improvement scheme, his subse-
quent operations attracted no suspi-
cion. His captain and all but four of
the men had been sent north in differ
ent directions to meet at the Laran
portal and the two badly smelling
pirogues that had slipped into Al
giers lay among a lot of old craft in an
out of the way place, securely guarded
by the four men.
The moment Hendricks got to the ho-
tel, he was able to learn all the facts
of the search. The Corinthian had
been two days and half at sea under
sail before she spoke westward bound
steamship, the Anglo-Saxon. and COM
municated the news. 1t was three
days and a half before the Anglo
Saxon reached New York and the news
of the robbery preceded her from Eng
land by cable just six hours. Twelve
hours elapsed after the reception of
the news before the navies of England
and America were looking for the San
Pedro. Hendricks smiled as he saw
how narrow a margin he had sailed on.
Before the search was well under way.
he had been in the gulf and the
wreckage of the San Pedro, which he
was sure would come to light was. he
thought. a fairly good chance of per-
plexity and delay on the one hand to
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1894-08-31

the smaller circle bore three holes
through which the legs may pass, each
one inch from the edge, equi-distant
from each other.
Lay the shelf on the under side of the
top. and mark the places for the upper
ends of the legs. The broomsticks
should fit tightly in the holes, and the
shelf secured in place, thirteen inches
from the floor, with one and one-half
inch finish nails. The upper ends Of
the legs must be placed on the marks
and the top secured with one and one
half inch screws, the ends of which are
sunken in the wood and the holes filed
with putty. After it has been smooth
ly finished with sandpaper it may be
stained or painted and finished with
lambrequin or fringe put on with brass
headed nails
Another way to finish it is to cover it
smoothly with denim, or any preferred
material, tackled on with an embroid-
cred valance. The legs should be
stained cherry or oak, and finished
with brass claw-foot sockets
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1894-08-31
How Wage. win BE Affected.

How will the lower tariff affect
wages? Here is where another demo-
cratic fallacy will be shown up The
party has maintained that the tariff
has nothing to do with wages The
people will find that it has Foreign
imports can be sold cheaper because
the duty is lower. To meet these
cheaper prices American-made goods
must come down To enable manufac-
turers to do this they must cheaper
production, and this will involve lower
wages A part of the inevitable re-
duction has already been made; more
is to follow-how much only time can
tell Again, the increased volume Of
imports will reduce the volume of
American manufactures, and furnish
less employment There will probably
be a large permanent contingent of
idle men, formerly employed in manu-
featuring plants, who will be COM
PEELED to find work wherever they can;
and this will have the effect of reduc-
ing wages in all industries, whether
directly dependent upon the tariff or
not-Toledo Blade
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1894-08-31

lineage. Even the swinging cradle In
which the wee boy takes his long baby
sleeps has held the infant forms of
many of his royal grand uncles and
aunts 1t is the one the queen had in
the royal nursery for her own children,
and it is deemed proper and suitable
that this important successor in the
line should have a resting place digni-
fed with heredity.
The cradle swings from a graceful
frame of rich old mahogany inlaid with
gold. Draperies of handsome brocade
of delicate pearl tint are attached
and used to shut off intrusive draughts.
The sheets for this downy nest are of
fine Irish lawn, lace trimmed: the
blankets are softest embroidered Pyre-
mean wool, and the coverlid matches
the pearl brocade. The crown and
three feathers which surmount the
framework are further typical of the
royale estate of the small occupant,
whose baby eyes look out on many
such suggestive emblems.
The layette of the little prince is
peculiarly delicate and dainty. Irish
linen and Spitalfields silk were used
whenever it was possible. and some of
the lace comes from Northampton. The
work is exquisitely fine. the robes
given by the queen being peculiarly
lovely. One robe is of rich Irish lawn.
hand-embroidered. and as fine in text
ure as the famous woven wind" of
India. and the other rich cloak and
hood of pure white zibelline, beauti-
full silken material. The tiny hood is
adorned with the Prince of Wales
feathers in pure white ostrich tips.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1894-08-31
OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

eS-The cuckoo Is no longer the fa-
vorite bird of the administration The
crow has taken its place.-N Y. Trib-
une.
q It is the workingman who pays
in reduced wages, the cost of demo-
cratic tariff reform. Minneapolis
Tribune.
- The tariff bill has been passed
by the democratic house. The demo-
cratic house will be passed next No
vember.-N. Y. Recorder.
0Instead of resorting to popguns
the democrats in the house should
have provided themselves with BOOM
erangs. President Cleveland could have
told them how to make them.-Cleve-
land Leader.
NProtection, when a trust needle
protection, as on sugar, and free trade
when a big syndicate needs that, as on
coal. is the democratic plan 1t is q
little hard on democratic principle and
platform; but it suits the trust exactly.
Philadelphia Press
TOf all the blunders which the
Al SOAk ACoo nave
the Wilson-Gorman tariff-income-taE
bill is the worst, and they will pay at
every poll in November next the pen>
atty of their laundering, of their reck.
less disregard of the welfare of the
people.-PhiIadelphia Public Ledger
EThis nation was not launched on
its mighty career to die in hole. The
American ideals of freedom, equality
and justice are imperishable, and they
will be realized. The Germans, and
Brices, and Smiths will have their lit
tie day, and the whole corrupt and
ignoble brood of law-buyers and law
sellers may do their work, but the peo-
pie will triumph.-Indianapolis News.
sThe fact that SOS, OOO. 900 less
value in crude materials was im-
ported during the fiscal year which
ended June 80, 1894, than during tho
previous year, indicates that the for.
eigners are holding them back for tbs
democratic tariff so as to send them al
finished goods. aud that the American
producer dare not purchase because ho
fears revenue tariff competition--,laf
dianapolis Journal