New-York tribune., 1894-04-15
TIE Talk or TIE DAY.

THE Long Island star" new paper just starr
ed in Huntington, l.. J.. thinks that Long Island
should be an independent state
Not at All -Pilles-Tha, young Dr. sases
Squ.lls-IfOw so? . . .,,,-,.
for one Of her inisposltions. and he tod ner tnes
was nothing the matter with her and proVsea sa.; y;
And yet he wonders why ne doesh es' y" 'e''s'
With his rich patients.-(Chcaso Record
In another column Is A statement showing that ns
oc,ual circulation Of THE New-York Weekly Tne
une' for the four weeks OF March 1879 was o'''V"
copies or an average Of ie6'52i copies per week.
which Is the largest number puolisned OF any
weekly paper in the United states issued from 'ns
Office Of a daily. This large number Of subscribers
consists of representative people In the country DIS
trcts throughout the Northern United states we
assure advertisers who seeking country trade
,bat the readers Of The Weekly Tribune represent
the most prosperous. progressive and enterpris-
ing class Of our rural population
Maude-Mr. Buskin. the actor must think sood
deal OF Miss Undastud. OF his COMPANY hen @ .ey h
met to-day he kissed her just as II she had been MS
wife .,.
say he Kissed her just as II she wasn't his wfe-
(I5oston Transcript.
smith-Dont you think there are very good people
In the world?
Brown-No; they are all dead
"Cracious, You must have been walking through
a cemetery.
"I Ike to man think good d. deal al. O.: Ss 6: Ss
home" said old Mrs Jason, but Nhen ne stays ous
ai night 10 brag about how happy home he has
! think he IS carrying his affection little 100 tal
Indianapolis journal
In a Western school for girls the other day theN
WAS a debate on the question rs Ibid greater
writer than Anon|
Not Altogether Harmonious..The choir was sing
ing a new arrangement OF the beautiful anthsn IN
Consider the Lilies" The pure sweet voice OF no
soprano rose clearly and distinctly IN the soio'
They toil not,
They toll not.
Ny-y-y-ther DO they spin.
She paused and the tenor took took up & the strain;
They tol-oi-o-oil not.
They toll not.
Nee.ee~ee-ther do they spin.
The ienor ceased and the sasso 4osT sEfH SOkns
eye and voice like a foghorn. broke IN.
Nay-ay-ay-ayther do they spin.
They toi-ol-o-oil not,
They toll not.
They toll not.
Then the voices Of the 'V three "s lifted up
semi-chorus:
Nee-ee-ee-ther
do they spin
They toi-oi-oi-o not,
They toll not.
Ny-y-y-ther
Nee-ee -ee-thcr
do they spin. ..A
Brethren" said & the ssaSy,haSirsd Sd9shSlsstss 5 Sss
the service of the morning by singing the . tsmlll"
hymn: And am ye; alive? "-(Chicago Tribune
A temperance reformer OF Lowell. Mass named
Gardner. recently originated a new kink IN tenn
pcrance work. He caused 1t to be announced 'hA'
he would like to hold temperance meeting IN
barroom. At first the saloon keepers held on oo.
finally one who wasn't doing much business onerso
he uSeO a
saloon keeper and the reformer. though In dine'en'
ways. for Willie the reformer didn't do mucn "
forming. the saloon-keeper did land once ou'.
ness. and Gardner is swamped with offers lro'"
other saloons.
Terence stood in the Union Station waiting for Is
Medford train The busy doors We're ,, =" se long
and crowded trains. Suddenly nervous man. VIE We
looked round in dazed way. while the lily swaysdd wayd
s mRHthe,s @ S emoGS I and bS at he es arm
room. rs that clock right over there N. lily.
turned round with look OF pity his rudy .,oa is
"Begorra an 1t amt nowhere else SORT -'o
| Budget.
| British troops have been rushing through ~
| State of Maine for months. and the prouu o"
| freedom hasn't even squawked about H. IL 80 g.,
| that the British Government Is desrous Oh So
| how quickly 1t transport soldiers from oe
rison at Halifax to Esquimault. b. c. and tne s's.'
est route by rail IL through the State OF Ma"'
tpucky.-Wth sweet smile she TOOK HE
and cane sa,ted n
| the gloamlng II have something 10 teI ossnsak
Summoning all his fortitude ne gaa. aush over:
spreading her cheek, papa has at last WIZ
| to our marriage" hirself for
He was too deeply moved to express himseso M found
about forty-fve minutes When az last
voice. the latter thrilled with emotion
| That" =, H., abe vas
| A gentle pressure OF the hand told MIN '"'
| listening Ill, an opal
rs what get by monkeying Win 81
| ring ., ,.vs, nth