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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
His Elastic Step.

81 notice., " said the editor to the 20
elist, that in every chapter you refer
to the hero as having an elastic STEP
Why do you do this?"
"Why-er-you see, he's one of these
cautious men who never go outdoors
without wearing overshoes. Wash
ington Star.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
The Training of Children.

Fanny, you should not beat your
doll with that heavy stick. You will
make all the sawdust come out of it, :"
said a Texas mother to her little girl,
who had placed her doll on the ground
and was belaboring it with a baseball
bat.
II don't care if all the sawdust does
come out of her., replied Fanny, re-
Stunning her whacks. 81 don't want peo-
pie to say that my children turned out
bad because l humored them too much. "
Texas Siftings.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
OLD FRIENDS.

Things We Have All Heard Many, Many
Times.
The Hero (sadly)-Miss Marbleheart,
/ am going away.
The Heroine with a gasp)-Heaven!
Going AWAY?
First Old Man Ito first young wom-
an)-Come here, me ch-ee-ild, and
sit by me feet. (Slow music.) Many
years ago, when your father was but a
little boy, etc.
The Irate Husband Ito the firtatious
wife)-His name, wo-oman! Give meh
his n-name.
The Detective Tin act A, scene 4; to
the villain)-One moment! Come
with me!
The heroine describing the hero to
the heroine's bosom friend)-Oh, Fran
ces, do you not know him-how noble he
is, how good, how TRUE! (Repeat with
coda.)
The Conspirators-Hsh W. must
dissemble!
The Hero Ito the villain)-Your base
plot has succeeded now, but listen to
me, Archibald Magnify, an hour OF
reckoning w-will come.
The ~Impecunious Lover-And you
will wait for me?
The Heiress-For-ever. Music.)
The Leading Lady Ito anybody)-Lis-
ten, Gertrude. Lahst night, as l was
coming up the gahden walk, I heard the
sound of voices behind the hedge. Think
ing it might be some of the servants, at
first I paid no attention, when, sudden
ly thinning the cohneh, l came face to
face with a man. Hsh! 1t was Algernon
Traverscourtl
The Heroine (excitedly-I do love
you, but I-can-never-be-your-
wife!
The Wife-Harold, you are keeping
something from meh. What is it?
The Leading Gentleman Ito the vii.
lain)-No, sir! 1 spurn your PROPOSE
ton! Better poverty with an honest
name than riches with dishonor. (Pro
longed applause from the galleries. y
Exchange.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Don't Speak English.

It is hard tn be called upon to see the
point of a joke without being given sufh-
Gent time to see it in. A gentleman with
a serious face said at a recent small gather
ing of people:
"What are we so0t:g to? Statistics show
that in Massachusetts there are 10000 per-
sons, all natives of the United States. who
cannot speak the English languagel"'
"Impossible!' every n exclaimed.
ut is true nevertheless" persisted the
grave faced a
"And native Americans, you say"
"Certainly--all under 2 years of ageI'-
Youths Companion.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
A Big Bid For Patronage.

AS an example of incongruity of
thought, a correspondent sends an
advertisement of a hotel in a small
Devonshire town, in which, after
enumerating the usual advantages of
spacious rooms" "home comforts"
and reasonable tariff" the proprie-
tor adds, "Open and close funeral
ears and carriages of every descrip-
ton. London Million.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Its Composition Revealed.

"Why do you prefer such white veal
for stew" asked the neighbor of the
boarding house keeper, whom she
CHANGED to meet at the market.
"Oh, because it makes such good
chicken salad the next day."-Toledo
Blade.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Killed by a Gust of Wind.

Harold STEPPING, IA months, was be-
ing carried by Mrs. Jeffs of West Nor.
wood, who had charge of him, over
Auckland hill, West Norwood, when
a sudden gust of wind took the in
fant's breath away. Before it could
recover itself it became black in the
face and W estminste Ga
Zatta.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01

Probably few people in getting
shaved have noticed what a lot of
work there is in the operation. A
curious observer counted the mo-
tons of a BARRIERS hand during the
process and found them to be 678.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01

Whoever raises himself to- higher
stature in character, in intelligence,
in skill, in industry, in health of
body, in vigor Of mind and in fidelity
to the best that he can discover is in
40 doing fulfilling a large part of the
debt he owes the world.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Not Always Automatic,

Teacher-An axiom is a self evident
truth. Whatever goes up is sure to
come down" Is that an axiom?
Boy-Guesso, unless folks is talking
about the price of coal.-GoOd News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01

Wiggerly-My wife is giving our
servant cooking lessons.
Muggins-How is she getting on?
Wiggerly-I don't know. l take my
meals out.-New York World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Used to 1t.

He-It must be very hard for these poor
emigrants coming as strangers to live in Q
foreign land.
She (complacently)-But remember. dear,
they have always lived in foreign lands
Vogue.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Not ALWAYS nm Outsider.

Mother-Nellie, l understand that that
young man who takes you to church never
enters it.
Daughter That is base Islander, ma. He
always goes in when it rains.-Good News
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Sudden.

He reading papereHere's a note
about an accident at Whites house. The
servant girl put some gunpowder in the
fire, and she was blown through the
roof.
She alphabetically Poor Mrs.
White has so much trouble with her
girls! They are always leaving her with
out giving notice. Tit Bits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Out of the Question,

Miss Paddington-Do you believe in love
at first sight?
Mr.. Linton-Oh, no! 1t is impossible to
be perfectly sure that a girl is ich.-Brook'
yn Life.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Making 1t All Right.

Editor-Oh, come now, this won't do.
That joke is as old as the hills.
Paragrapher-So2 Well, head it Bon
mot by Bismarck" or some statesman, and
It'll go all right.-Tit-B Bits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Something Wrong.

SOmeth1nB wrong.
Mamma-Oh, l am terribly worried
about Robbie!
Papa-What is wrong with him now?
Some simple little ailment?
Mamma-No. He has washed his face
twice without being told.-Chicago In
ter Ocean.
A Natural Question.
Domestic-Ooo! Goo! Goo! l saw a
ghost on the back stairsl I'm sure l did!
1t was a woman!
Mistress = Horrors! How was she
dressed?-New York Weekly.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01

Critical Barber Feeling new custom.
sr's bristlesl-Where did you get shaved
last, sir?
Customer - On my face. -Chicago
Tribune
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
CHOOSING THE RING.


Oh, jeweler, show me your d~aintiest ringl
Have you one that is fit for my darling to
wear?
A princess is she, though no daughter of king,
And her crown is the wealth of her gold
brown hair.
A diamond2 Her eyes would outsplendor its
gloY, -.
Too glssring and staring by far for my queen.
An opal?' Too tickle. An amethyst? No!
Her blue eyes are bluer than any I've seen.
4 ruby? Her lips have outwitted us there.
No ruby would match with the red of their
wine.
A bee vi? TITS fair as the seas breast is fair,
But she is still fairer, this darling of mine.
A topaz that caught from the sun as it ran
The gold and the glow of its glittering sheen?
1t should only be worn by a masterful man,
And she is a womanly woman, my queen.
A pearl2 1t is pure as the soul in her eyes
And fair as the foam of the crested waves
curl.
1t is heavens own type of the peace above price.
I'll wed my white lily of love with a pearl.
Marjorie Moore.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
THE
Neihart Water Company
81 MACaElt

Has one of the finest water plants
in the United States.
The water is pure, limpid moun
tain spring water, and its supply is
incxhaustible at all seasons of the
year. ~.
The reservoir is located on O'Brien
creek and covers an area of three
acres. 1t contains water to a depth
of fifteen feet, firmly held by a
powerful dam sixteen feet high.
The mains are all of cast iron,
twelve inch, and ninety pounds to
foot.
The pressure in the town of Mel
hart is 40 pounds to the square inch.
Use its water in your houses. 1t
is cheap, convenient and healthful.
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK oil 81
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
At Five O'clock Tea.

"That's an uncommonly pretty girl over
there pouring tea"
Eyes; she is one of the reigning bellies
this season."
"Ah, these bellies never rSAsn but they
pour."-Life.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01
Assembly No. 1854. X. of L.

This order meets regularly at b. NJ. NJ. {. hall
Thursday evening of each week.
WIN. CRAGG, r.. $. F. SCHERRER. NJ. w.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-01

Meets every Wednesday night in A. o. U. w.
hall. A cordial invitation extended to visiting
brothers. DAN. LUCID. n. &.
I. d. HEALEY, r. S.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05
THE COMING RACE MEETING,
4 Few Of the Horses That the
Talent VIII Back.
IOLOKALANI AND EER LITTLE TRICKS.

Probably Not Appear On the Track
Pred Mac, the Finest Hawaiian
Bred Horse Here. and .His Record.
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Ksmehameha Day, the day thst
hiss been celebrated with horse rae
ing for many years, will
probably see & most sue
osssful meeting this year.
Several frSt-class horses are en-
tered, and there are q number Of
the lesser fry, any one of which is
likely to run successful race and
sStonish some Of the talent"
The track will be in good oondi-
ton on the llth. At present it
is still soft, but this is only on &C
count Of the lack Of water. The
bottom Of the track is sand and
the water goes through it as it
would through sieve, and it takes
sn immense amount to produce any
visible effect. However, it Is being
wsierei every day, and when the
Derby Day arrives it viii undoubt-
ed'y be in q condition to satisfy the
mos, tastidious horse owner.
There i little likelihood OF any
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05

about Horners thoroughbred run
ring horse, Hawaii, being brought
here, but it is doubtful. 1t would
be his first appearance on the Park
track, and as the horse has good
reputation, and is finely bred,
horsemen would like to see him
come.
The above horses, although only
a few of those which will enter, il
enough to show the character of
the animals contending for honors
at the track TIE meeting bids fair
to be a successful one. The Jockey
Club is working hard to bring it to
a satisfactory issue, and it will I'M
doubtedly do so. In every way
lovers of the sport are promised a
m )st enjoyable day.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05

caused many q broken pocket
book at the races two years ago.
She was considered good thing
by AL the talent, and was plunged
on to considerable extent, the odds
being big in her favor. She had
run a hslf-mile and repeat in 81
seconds, and all that knew shout
her were positive that she could do
much better than that When she
went to the post she was carrying
many of the dollars belonging TO
the sporting fraternity and those
that always knew when they had
S good thing. But, alas for the
fallibility of tips. Lolokalani stood
like = rock. No coaXing, no urging,
no swearing, nothing could make
the stubborn mare bulge, aud
after a number of false starts,
she was left standing at the
post, and the second favoriie, Lord
Brock, came in the winner. The
result was that the talent was
bad v hurt in its pocket, snd those
who did not have the straight tip
or Lolokalani as q sure winner. bet
their money on Brock and won.
This happened in two races on that
day, and in each the case was the
ssme-lots of money bet on her
and she sulked. In the third race
she WAS entered in, when all her
former admirers had given up hope
and would not bet on her at all,
she behaved as she should and
won the race in a canter.
This year Lolokalani is said to
have outgrown her little peccsdil.
loes, and to have a temper that is
nearly angelic. If this is so, she
will make it very warm for her
and could give 4 good
run TO many of the best Coast
horses. 1t Is hoped that Btllan-
tyne and Horner will also bring
their pacing mare Silky. She is
speedy animal and would make the
free for all very interesting. They
also own the PAGER Aupuui, hut it
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05

Is very doubtful whether he will be
brought here. Another race be-
tween him snd Fred Mac would
make 8 good one. Mac won last
year, and probably would again,
but the race would be an interest
ing one. nevertheless.
D. II. Davis has three horses in
his stable st the track, two PAGERS
and & trotter. HIS most valuable
animal is the black stallion Creole,
which was imported from Sacrs-
mento last December. He is
very handsome animal, and has
proven himself. in California, to be
game race horse. He has a
record Of 2:15. At present be is
not in good condition, and be will,
in all probability, not start on the
11th. Dicks" other PAGER Is
Whiskers, = bay horse with no re-
cord, but clean performer and
one which will make other horses
in his class work hard fJr their
laurels. His trotter Is q bay geld
ing roadster named Black Dia-
mond, which will probably start in
some ofthe races.
Clarence Mscfarlane Is the own
er OF the handsome Hawaiian bred
horse Fred Mac, with a record sf
2 80. He is the fastest Hawai-
ian bred animal now in the
islands, and it is said that
there are only two alive now that
can beat him one Of these il his
sire-Boswell, Jr, ZIG, and ". H.
B, with & record Of better than
, :25. Both Of these horses are st
present in California, Boswell, Jr.,
being owned by Harry Agnew.
Fred Mac Is undoubtedly able to
beat his record this year if neces-
ssry. He Is in fiue condition, and
Is being worked every day. Mr..
Macfarlzne is pinning mis- hopes 10
the three minute Hawaiian bred
race TO s fine Marin colt. He has
also 8 green PAGER from Paul Isen-
berg's ranch az Waialae, which will
probably be entered in at least one
of the races.
Ruby Dexter has q fne-looking
Dawn stallion called Daylight,
which will make s strong showing
in the three-miDute race for Ha-
wsiian- bred horses. Gus Scduman
has s young Boswell Jr stallion,
the property of John Emmeluth,
which LOOKS a race horse through
and through and will start in the
three minute class. The pacing
mare, Martha S, Is his stable COM
psnion. There has been some talk
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05

very fast time or Of any record
breaking, although the average
grade OF the horses that will psrtI-
cipate l. - good, If not bstter. than
for some wears. There has been
large amount Of money expended
by horse fanciers during the last
year. and quite s number Of sup
posed cracks have been imported
In sddiuon TO this, there
has been 8 decided improvement IN
the grade Of the Hawaiian bred
auimals. These latter will IN
duubtedly make SIS fast time as
their imported brothers. Some Of
the horsemen claim that had the
Jockey Club started g little sooner
TO get the track in condition, there
would have been q good chance 10
have broken several Hawaiian re-
cords, both troiting and running.
But the short notice given dos
not allow horse owners 10 train
their animals properly. There Is
not much chance TO work the
horses. On straight road it Is
impossible to tell how fast or how
fsr they are going. and there i
very little 10 Judge from - 10 what
the horse Can DO. The track has
been plowed up and it is impossi-
be 10 train there DOW. though by
Monday this viii probably be re-
NEEDED and owners can circle the
track 70 their hearts content.
Among the horses now at the
track and in active training
are many that have Won and lost
races in bygone years, and others
that sre new TO the track and the
country.
GAYS stables contain some good
ones. Senstor Stanford, one Of the
best known horses in the islands.
has been on the turf for some time.
a yesr sgo be ian three hard races
In Maui, but only won his last one.
Autonomy, s gray colt Of Stanford's
which looks every inch 8 rseer,will
make his debut this year, and has
for ) stable companion handsome
bay fly, said to have good stuff IN
her.
TIE horses of B2llsntyne and
Homer will probably arrive from
Lghsins tomorrow on the Clsudlne.
Il il expected that they will bring,
among others, the crack Hawaiian
bred animal, AmsrIno. the black
mare Queen l, who has ben de-
fes,ed several times by Billy c, but
has always bobb7d up serenely
for another contest. and
LolOkslsni, s black mare that
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05

While in Topeka last March, E. 7.
Barber, g prominent newspaper msu
of l., Cygne. Kan, WAS taken with
ch Terra morbuS very severely. The
night clerk at the hotel where he WAS
stopping happened to have a bottle
# Chsmberlsiu's Collie, Cholera and
Disrrhoes Remedy and gave him
three doses which relieved him and
be thinks saved his life. Every
family should keep this remedy in
their home at all times. No one eau
tel! how soon it may be needed 1t
costs but a trifs and msy be the
means OF saving much suffering and
perhaps the life of some member Of
the family. % and so cent bottles
for sale by all Dealers, BENSON,
SMITH & Co, Agents for H l.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05
TERMS And CONDITIONS.

No person will be allowed to
purchase more than one Lot.
The terms Of the sale are cash or
at the option Of the Purchaser one
fourth of the purchase price Cash,
aud the remainder in equal install
ments in one, two and three years,
with interest payable Semi Annually
at the rate Of Seven ca per cent. per
Aunum.
Each purchaser shall begin sub
staptial cultivation and improvement
of his lot during the first year and
shall continue such cultivation
through the succeeding two years.
At the end of the third year if all
conditions have been protormed by
purchaser, he shall receive Pstent
comforting Fee Simple Title.
Failure to perform the above con-
dirions shall work forfeiture of inter
est in the land.
In case of forfeiture, land to be
sold at Auction by the Government
ard if such sale result IN an advance
on the original price, the original
purchaser to receive therefrom the
amounts OF his payments to the Gov
erument on account OF purchase
without interest and a pro rata share
in such advance in proportion to the
amounts Of his payments. Ifsuch sale
shall result in lesser price than the
original, the amount of his payments
retnrued to him shall be charged
with pro rata amount of such de
crease proportioned to the amount of
his payments.
An Agreement shall be signed by
each purchaser with the Government
covering these conditions and any
assignment of such Agreement shall
work forfeiture thereof.
Each purchaser shall pay the cost
of survey and plotting of the lots
Immediately after the sale together
with the fret installment of the pur
chase price.
The Map showing Survey can be
examined at the Land Office. Interior
Department and at the Office of a.
B. Loebenstein HiIo, Hawaii, where
full information can also be obtained
in this regard.
]. A. KING,
Minister OF the Interior.
Interior Office, Nay. y, 1894.
36SS-3t
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1894-06-05
By AUTHORITY
Government Land Sale
% LOTS IN KAUMANA
HILo. HAWAII.

On THURSDAY 21st day of June
1894, at - O'Clock noon at the front
entrance of the Executive Building
will be sold at Public Auction %
Lots of Government Land in Kau
msps, Hilo, Hawaii.
These Lots are situsted from 3 to
5 miles from the Town of Hilo, and
are suitable for the Cultivation of
Coffee and other Agricultural indus
tries.
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Minister OF the Interior.
Interior Office, Nay. u, 1894.
35SS-3t
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Sale Of Tenancy at VIII of the
Government Land of LA
uuka, Kan, Hawaii.

On TUESDAY, June 10, 1894, at 12
O'clock noon, at the front entrance of the
xecu.ive BGilding viii be sod at pub
lie auction, the Tenancy az VIII of tie
Government Land of Manuka, Rau,
Hawai-, containing an area of 2, 500
&C -, little more or less.
feTn-Iensney frsm rear to year
until s0ch tine as the Minister Of the
La error may Rish to terminate the
same by giving 81 days not'ee.
Upset price $50 PER annum, payable
semi annual in adTance.
jas. A. KING,
Minister If the Interior.
Interior OMee, Nay 10, 1894.
35oI-3t
MONDAY, the 1lth d4F Of June, 1924
being the comm m5r1tion f the Birth
d2S Ct Kamehzmeha !, wlll b. o5sesve,i
as Public Holiday, and ,IoTeruraeut
Oa5ces throughout the Hawaiian Islands
vii De closed on that DAY.
J. 4 KING,
Minister o. the Interim.
Interior Office, Nay Is, 1894. STJO-3t
The morning news., 1894-11-25

rs many people prefer to visit the gallery
on n day when admission is charged as
there is then q smaller crowd, and there
are more opportunities for the quiet en-
1oyment Of the immense collections or
paintings and statuary. The remark is
often made that there are some very poor
pictures in this gallery and this cannot be
denied. Some of them were gifts how
ever and were hung up through the good
nature of the curator. An effort will
probably be made to weed these out when
tho pictures are moved to the new build
ing.
There are now three bright young
bachelor girls" as they call themselves,
in the city. One of them, who is a ply
sician. Is a cousin OF ex-President Harri-
son. Her two friends are graduates OF
the Boston Museum of Fine Arts and have
opened a studio here Their profession
is that of decorative artists, and one Of
them, Miss Sheldon of Connecticut was
chosen by her state to decorate the Con-
nectieut rooms at the worlds fair Dur
ing the season they expect to receive on
Saturday afternoons in their studio in gem
uine Boston style Last Tuesday Joseph
Jefferson, the actor. who has been playing
in Washington this week, visited their
cozy studio. II is expected that during
the season these young ladies will deco
rate many of the handsomest homes in
this CITY