The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1894-07-05

NIUO htNI pPCl III GlIC III 1911 Ittu-
gwidge, and it mite not be u bad
idee tn send him a sholt time tn
yorse truli an hav him brushed I'll
little, but az a wink il az good az
nod tn a blind horse | meerly
max the suggestion.
Now, Mister Editur, | presume
Yu will be Gurus tn no whar Eve bin
the last tire weaks an VII vii be
greeved tn no that mi proud, SEN
sjtive sole wuz 50 shocked at the
bare thOt nv havin mi wisdum tn
look Ridiculous that | had Il sever
heryus shock wich degenerated intu
sumthin like d old-fashened creme
APPLE bel mean kohc ake-so
familyur tn me in the daze NY mi
boyhood, and it had tax about awl
the vim an fire out NV me. | hope
however, tn be abel tn kontinue the
interestin sketches provided | don't
katch q relaps.
Mi views hav sIitely changed sence
| saw yu BEL bat | kan konfde Il
sokret tn yu. l begin tn Sc how
the kat is hoppin an viii accordingly
eXplane:
Yu no az | sed b4 that bi re-
markabel koinsidense the beds nv
awl the big trusts ar dimmykrats
and bi anuther remarkabel koinsi-
dense tina awI got wat tina wanted
from the revi8in kommitty. Tina
put milyuns in the kampane NV '92
fur KleyeIand and Reform and bi
that menes we got thar. Yu no we
sed in our Chekawgo platform that
protection Wuz unconstitutional IN
that the trusts must go, and w no
our pofit, pree8t and king sed the
same thing in his own wa. Wv
korse tina had tn Ii few get in, and
a Ii wei stuck tn IL sed tn be about
az good az the truth, and | tell yu
frankly fur us dimmykrats its
CRATE deel better. We sed protec-
shun wuz unconstitutional, that it
Wuz robbery. that the biznes Nv the
country wuz in a bad wa on akount
Nv it, wich NV korse WIZ not inst
exactly tru, and we find now that
wher a protected biznes is week or
unorganized it IL robbery, but wen
it IL strong, wei organized and pow
2rful it IL necessity tn protect it.
If trust or q kOrporashun haz
few milyun tn skater round sort o.
promiskuous like about elecshun
time tina hav a rite to be protected,
md wher biznes IL well organized
and kommands a CRATE meny votes
which mite change the result ny an
elecshun, in that kase protecshun
also is not ROBBERY. l mite menshun
the IRON, the kole, the shugger and
the match trusts. Tina ar entitled
tn ennything tina ask 4 4 varius
resins. Over plan IL tn feed the
big fish SIGH NV them az we kan
milk and let the small fri look out
for themselves and the deyel for the
hindmost. 1t won't be no shake
( the noozepapers tn explane this tn
The people and tn make them be-
leeve tina are gettin just wat wuz
promist.
4 noozepaper, Mister Editur, IL
the gratest institushun wat liyes.
It kan make the people believe
We made the Iaborin people be-
leeye that protecshun wuz no ad-
vantage tn them; that it only made
them pa hier prises 4 everything.
We made the farmers believe that
manufacturing in this country wuz
40 advantage tn them-only tn
kause them tn pay more 4 every
thing tina bought. We told them
that when we got fire wool the prise
wood go up-that it awlways worked
that wa. Wv korse it was little
IruDIesOme tn eXplane how FIRE wool
2ud make the prise 60 up tn the
seller and down tn the bier but we
had tn depend on the intelleck Nv
5he ayridge dimmykrat BEN NV
such an order that he wuz not kon-
strained tn ask kwestions. Tha
3hud take thare dimmockrisy strate
" most NV them did, otherwise tina
Tuz not the kind nv stuff that good
'eliable kimmykrats ar made Nv.
tell you konfidenshally wat | on
sstly think about it. Jist between
"a and me thare ar a CRATE menny
7arieties Nv fools sojornin in this
mundane sphere. Thare ar mach
rel born fules, thare ar fules 4 the
want Of sense, fules becoz tina ar tn
neen and stubern tn no ennything,
)ut NV awl the fules wot ever got up
md went emmy place the fule that
ran bnloovn tbat +bo ,outt;,, ~, ,roo1