New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-02-09
The TALK or THE DAY.


"The Shipping World Year Book" for 1894 crhs
Shipping World" London). has made its appearance
revised and corrected to December Is. 1893 II con-
tains a port directory of the world. tariff laws Of
all nations AMI a vast amount OF Information USE
f, to all interested in trade. commerce and nav-
cation.
Mrs. Inn-Tents-Our ancestors came over In the
Trailing Arbitus you know $3.50
Uncle George-The Trailing Arbutus? What the
oh. see. You mean the Mayfower. :.
Mrs. Inn-Tents-Yes; but Mayhower Is 80 hors
ridy vulgar.-tBoston Transcript.
The New-York correspondent of 1.-THE Congrega-
,ionalist' falls into a funny mistake. The Rev.
Dr. W. r. Huntington, OF this city, recently read
a paper on Christian unity before the Clerical
Union in which he referred to the four Lambeth
articles Of unity so-called because they were formu
lated by the Anglican bishops at the conference
at Lambeth Palace. Canterbury, some years ago
The correspondent, however, thought that Lam
beth was a person. and proceeds to speak OF Mr..
I.ambeths articles.
Ills Ileal.-Yabsley-You say you wouldn't marry
any but "A womanly woman, but what Is your IDEA
Mulge"One who would think was the smarest
man th.-Qndanap9lis Journal.
The country in Europe which counts. proportion
ately TO its population. the largest NUMBER OK
"abonnes," or regular subscribers for the use or
telephones is Switzerland In l2ss slxty-one town.
ships with a total Of Gii aDonnes had telephone
connections the Advancement. or subscription price,
was $50 That price was lowered to SIG in 1870. and
~ the end OF June ISss. there were lji townships
with 1900 abonnes using the telephones
\ Man Of Zeal-"The weather IS SO. bad. Brother
Gibbons said one Of the pillars 81 the churen'
Evancelist Gibbons. reformed prizengher. rose -
his feet and looked over his small but iahiui con-
I'm no. in business for the gate money these
days brethren" ne said, taking his place IN tne
min er,'G
we!i pull off The sermon anyhow. -tOhcdso ii'"-
Germany whose population Is about 100000. had
q 62l physicians in lS. against 1880 in ls2; that 49,
an increase Of l.52l. That makes about i3 doctors
for every 1900 Inhabitants. bat they are not equaiy
divided throughout the Empire: for In some regions
there are not even doctors for every l"v" m
habitants while in other districts there are thirty
Of them for the same number Of population Ger.
many possesses also 9lJ dentists and iAs drusgsts
Evolution as Understood by Chld.-M the break
fast fable in st. Anthony I'M resiience the s otnse
morning the little ve-year-oid daughter OF the nous?
was asked il she would have some corn bread ana
syrup. Turning up her nose IN disgust she Iepea;
NO 1t tastes too much like old carpa.s HOW 90
you know what Old carpets taste iike! Dn you e.e.
said the youthful epcure Before was an anger
moth. and wren was n, NON !, 81 s AZ thar
pets and other Things Ana H"e! ie' u 81 "' '"s'
-(St Paul Dispatch.
The religious revival is assuming great proportions
in the West and Southwest In IL counties OF
Missouri Illinois. Kansas, Arkansas ana IeSas
"A 600 converts are reported. of whom 1900 have
been received into evangelical churches
sad-eved Party-say, boss. will ye give me Few
cents toward eettn me VIE III d" 0'N -"'e'
i' The Solicited one (iubiousy)-why don't your
sad.eyed Party (angrily)-oh. that's Just the way
with you people! When you give Ghar'S yo u Sont
eypect woman to come in here and stand W
and acknowledge she's Old enough to so III an va
Ladies' Home do you?-u'uck
The Elcn. H.. Board OF Trade declares that
rlc,n IL m, dairy centre Of the universe The total
product OF the territory represented at Elgn for
the wear 500 was O9sG.j25 pounds Of butter. for
which $50; 1876 80 cash was received, and e5ol'1
mounds OF cheese, Waited at S,2,55l 81. The aver
orc price for 1893 of butter was 20 cents. ana OK
cheese cents The total production OF this dairy
district FOR twenty two years has been 2l3iotioi
nounds Il butter and 1870 3s5 AS pounds OF cheese
The cash transactions for this period have reached
the sum OF Gi561,5oi The average price OF buuer
for twenty-five years has been 2S's cents ana OK
cheese "a cents There S5s factories represented
on the Elgln board.
Mister Sheehans rulings
Don't work very well;
Mister Sheehans rulings
II have resting spell;
Mister SheehanS rulings
Loaded were for bear,
Mister Sheehans rulings
Never will get there.
People around Naesra Falls object TO the phrass
.hamessng Niagara used by some newspaper
CORRESPONDENTS to describe the application OF 'ts
mover TO machinery. They say that Niagaras
strmgth is not appreciably lessened by the fact
tha a little water is made to flow through tun-
mel
She Declined.-'I have got frst-rate place ior
voi' said the employment agent. The woman
who wants a used 10 be a hired giri netSsll.
no there's no doubt but that she will be easy on
you r,a.a
"yot much she would. Why, she wouldn't 20 a
thing but sit up OF nights thinking out ways 10 ses
.,en on me for the way she was treated when sis
ind TO live out herself. You don't know as nucn
ibout women as a last years birds nest -,ihu'ah'
:pos Journal
4 young Boston newspaper man will start from
The Boston Press Club the 18th inst. 10 MAKE
A trip around the world. He Is to start withou'
q cent Of money. and is not 10 accept any charity
IT, within a year. he succeeds in earning MS WI!
around the world. he is to receive 5000.
II shall be glad when get big enough to wast
nv own face" muttered little Johnny AFTER ny
mamma had got through with him; then wont
wash ii."-(}oston Transcript