The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-01-22

II were Judge OF the q, 8. Circuit
Court I would provide table for Tho
II we're Patrick Nsary would not
act the part Of Of q boss for the eltl-
lzenp Of Delaware.
II I were an unregistered dog l
would keep out OF the dog catchsrs
II wero Collector Townsend I'd
lstiok 70 my man and retain Deputy
Finn.
II were the Board of Health I'd
have all bad cigars cremated with the
other garbage.
II were Republican Councilman
would divide the patronage am ng the
Republican newspapers.
IL were the Republican work men
in the boiler shop OF the p, W. a b.
railroad here i would watch the Demo-
cratic workmen and not let them steal
the protest which was signed against
, the Wilson bill.
II were patron OF the New
Castle accommodation train would
kick because they keep no fire In the
: smoking car In the m orning.
!, ii ] were n newsboy would sell the
Sunday morning papers ut their regu-
lar price.
! II l were the police would treat all
/ the reporters to cigars because they
give such good comments on the
force.
II I were the superintendent or the
0 new postofflce l would give the fire.
!, man something TO do.
= II were the City Railway Conn any
I'd hurry with those new rails on Mar
ket street.
II were the authorities I'd enforce
AZ a
II don't get the Worlds Fair Views
!, offered 10y the REPUBLICAN will miss
. the finest one that 10 now on the
!, market.
d II were the coal merchants ! would
, sell stove coal for IS ton as they do
" In Chester
+ II were the Chief OF Police would
enot want all the credit for making ar
| rests for my officers. / would give
:, Barney a chance to arrest somebody,
II only a colored chicken thief.
le II were hungry l would consi der
0. that half Of loaf was better than
j.. no bread.
. II were pretty girl In selecting
y a husband l would not pick, and pick
II and at last take up with broken
n stick.
II were lady in going through this
10 market would not stop and talk fol
t. an hour In front OF poor huckster't
I'd stand and hin der bis trade these dull
4. timss. .---.
1t leave a poor job until had SECURED /
n, better one. .-..=..
ia II were In the employ OF railroad
company ! would not engage In {
y strike unless was prepared I'd allow
I'd another man to take my place without
NJ a light.
:. II l wanted SPICY paper woult
?" get copy of the RErUELlCAS. It'll
getting there with both feet.
IL were going to get the Worid'i
Fair Niews l would insp ct those d
n the REIUBI1CAS Office. First. it viii
a cost you nothing 10 call and take {
look at them. Couldn't he better. 81
10 says our friend Emily Webb.
at III i were reporter j would mo-
,is want all of the girls running sitter mt
with as high as six plates OF ich cream
ga on walter at one time, and Then say
pit didn't like ire cream. anyhow
as II lwere a glass blower woult
~ hunt a job that did not require ST
"e much wind" to make it go.
Is II were farmer | would stick Il
IA tho pillow aud grow Irish potatoes anG
la be sure OF plenty to cat and roo
over my family head.
y, II | We're receiver OF taxes OF New
st Castle County j wouldn't turn away
single tux payer, for the county will
need the money l,efore the Wilson bill
has u chance to go into force.
49, IL | were a theatrical manager
nj would advertise the attraction so tina
.e- the people could SEQ IL.
on IL | were like some advertisers
of would not light u candle and place 1
I'd, under a bushel, because only on,
W person would know of it.
n. IL | were out of a Job l would asl
s D Geo. Gray for a position al fireman
It at the public buildings. Tie publ
10 should keep me.