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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-03-29
THE REORGANIZATION THEORY.
A Beautiful Explanation That Was Painful
In IT'S Final ADplicatIon

h
In It's Final Application.
Landlord Allan is always looking for
a good thing and always recognizes 1t
when he sees it. This he found in a
Washington paper, and the local apph-
cation makes it the more interesting:
If there is good story born in Wash
ington, 1t is two to one shot that its
cradle will lie in the back parlor of
John Chamberlin DR.. Edward Bed
loe came over from Philadelphia one
night and sat therein entertaining
choice group of friends with tales of the
far east. In the edge of the group sat
man from Pennsylvania, who had come
over from Pottsville on some govern
ment contracting business. He was all
ears and eagerness. His name was
Strauss. Finally the restraint became
too intense, and he broke loose.
"Toctor," said he, what is dot new
relichun l beers off about China? My
wife has got it ferry bad, ind 1 don't
understand it. j."
Tell me the name" said Bedloe.
lis it Mohammedanism, Buddhism,
Shintoism, Taoism, Confucianism or
what?"
"Oh, it is no isms, but der name is
like tramp's migrashun of der soul,
AMID it?''
"Oh, you doubtless mean transmit
grafton of the soul"
Yah, dots it. You dell me about
dot. :"
Certainly. Transmigration of the
soul is very pretty poetic doctrine of
metempsychosis which our friends of
the Theosophical society have borrowed
from the far east"--
Here, here, toctorl Tell me vot dot
means, so l can understand what you
vos talking aloud.
"All right, 1 will tell you in plain
language. Take yourself, for instance.
You live to the allotted age of three
score years and ten, and then you pass
away. Your soul goes into the body of
a bird-a canary, we'll say-and from
your gilded cage you fill a lady's bou-
doir with the melody, living life of
luxury and fed from the dainty fingers
Of beauty
"Oh, dot is beautiful, beautiful! l
like dot!''
And then you die again, and your
soul goes into lovely flower in gar
den, and you fill all the air with fra
GRANGE and delight the eye with your ex-
quisite color and delicacy of petals"-
'Ah, dot is fine! like dot relichun."
"As l was saying when you inter-
rupted me, you live the life of flower,
until one day donkey gets into the
garden, and attracted by your lowell
ness he eats you, and your soul passes
into the Donkey
Yah, yah.
when some former acquaintance
comes along, strokes your long ears and
says: Why, Strauss, is it your How
little you have changedv "-Pottsville
(Pa. ! Repuhlican.
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Has been so highly recommended to
US that we have taken the agency for it
and now ask our friends who are suffer-
ing with cold to give it trial and if
it does not give satisfaction your money
will be refunded. Every bottleis sold
on a positive guarantee. Price so ceuts
and $1.00. Sold by Smoot Drug Co
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The Modern Way

Commends itself to the well-informed TO
do pleasantly and efFectuaIIy what was
formerly done in the crudest manner
and disagTeeRbly as well, To cleanse
the system and break UP colds. head
aches and fevers without unpleasant
after effects, use the delightful LIQUID
RxatiYs remedy, Syrup Of Figs,
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a High Liver

Usually has bad liver. He is bilious
constipated, has indigestion and dy-
spepsia. If there is no organic trouble
few doses of Parks Sure Cure will
tone him up. Parks Sure Cure is the
only liver and kidney cure we sell on a
positive guarantee. Price S1.00. Sold
by Smoot Drug Co.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-03-29

Among the Greek, Roman and other
ancient nations titles were frequently
conferred in memory of some achieve
mont. Scipio Africans, for instance,
was so called from his conquest of At
RIGA, and other illustrations are very
numerous
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The WORLDS Fair

Cannot remain such without the
blooming look and radiant complexion
which health alone imparts. Parks
Tea, by clearing the blood OF impurities
makes the complexion regain the hue
of youth. Sold by Smoot Drug Co,
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Priesthood Mnet1nr

The regular monthly meeting of the
priesthood of Utah stake, will be held
in the Provo meeting house on Satur-
day, March 81, 1884, at go o'clock
p. N. A. O. SMoOT,
DAVID JOHN,
EDWD. PARTRIDGE,
Stake Presidency.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-03-29

Special train will run from Juab
April 9Th to 9Th, inclusive. and from
and Sth.
Trains leave Salt Lake for all points
south at 500 a. M; for Juab aud in
termediate points 5 100 D m.
ID. E. BURLEY,
General Agent Passenger Dept. Salt |
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Strawberry Plants for Sale.

The "Warfeld" producing large
choice berries. A limited number only.
Call on or address,
JOHN GILLIEs,
Lake View
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ONLY $1,000

To Omaha, Kansas City, Sioux City Via,
the Union Pacific.
Commencing March 1st the Union
Pacific will sell frst-class tickets to
all Missouri river points at $40. Take
the pioneer-standard line to all points
east.
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HOODS
SarsapariIIa
CURES

by sympathetic heart trouble, and Hoods Gar.
saparlIla has done me very much good. We
have also given it to the children for impure
blood and ringworms with very good results"
d. W. BRIDGES, Pleasant Hill, Oregon.
NIB. II you decide to take Hoods Sarsapa.
rilla do not be induced TO buy any other.
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an, yam.
when some former acquaintance
comes along, strokes your long ears and
says: Why, Strauss, is it your How
little you have changed' "-Pottsville
(Pa.) Republican.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-03-29
Parks Cough SyruD

Dated this, the 9th day of February,
1894, at Vineyard Utah county, Utah.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-03-29

Hoods pills cure all Liver Ills, Bfliousness,
Jaundice, Indigestion, Sick Headache. 25c.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
ART AND ARTISTS.

THE great Spanish painter. Federico
Madrazo, who died recently at Madrid.
was uIN son of an artist and was born
at Rome in tho year of the battle of
Waterloo. For the past thirty-five
years he had been director of the Royal
gallery at Madrid.
An exhibition of paintings involving
new idea has just been opened in
London. 1t contains only one hundred
and twenty pictures, selected from the
best in the French salons of the proceed
ing spring. showing the London public
what France has done during the year.
AN exhibition of The Flower in
Art" will shortly open at Petit's gal
lery in Paris On the committee in
charge are Nine. Madelaine Lemaire.
Armand Sylvestre and DIR. Vitmorin.
the botanist. The exhibition will con-
tain representations of flowers in
needlework. textiles, porcelain. sculp-
ture and painting
THE Art institute of Chicago has re-
ceived from Harriet Hosmer the cast
she made in 1853 of the clasped hands
of Robert browning and his wife. This
is the east of which Hawthorne wrote
in the Marble Faun:' 1t symbolizes
the individuality and heroic union of
two high poetic lives" The autograph
of Eliza beth Barrett Browning. Rome.
May. 1853" Is on the wrist of one:
Robert Browning, Rome" on the
wrist of the other. Miss Hosmer re-
fused in England an offer of five thou
sand dollars for this unique cast
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
BOOKS AND AUTHORS.

RUsKIS's habits of life are remark
ably regular. He told friend recent
ly that in two years his time of going
to bed and getting up had not varied
fifteen minutes.
Two OF SwedenbOrg'S works.
Heaven and He'll" and The Doctrine
of Charity" have just been translated
into Arabic by Prof. Salmone. They
are to be published in England, Egypt
and India.
FRANK L. STANTON, of Georgia.
whose rhymes are widely quoted. il
the son of northern man. but has al
ways lived in the south. He began his
career by becoming a devil in a
printing office and afterward a com
positor.
IL his lecture about himself and his
career in literature Conan Doyle tells
his audience that during the first ten
years that he was engaged in story
writing he did not earn more than two
hundred and fifty dollars during any
one year with his pen.
DIR. HOLMES was an inveterate wag
in private life. An apt illustration of
this was furnished when. in writing a
reply to a note dated from the then
newly invented blythe
Sea- he dated his answer from ''Bev-
erly-by-the-Depot."
A RECENT addition to military litera-
ture is Fables from Field and staff. .
by Lieut.. James \. Frye, of Boston.
The book is the second of a series of
stories of life among the citizen sol
diery and the seven shert stories. or
enclosures as the author calls them,
are brim full of pathos and humor.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
ABOUT THE WOMEN.

WOMEN in the state of New York, ex-
elusive of New York city, own $780,
32i, ,172. In 571 localities l43, ,7l3 women
pay taxes. The women of Boston pay
taxes on S12O,OOO.OO0.
LADY SOMERSET is as indefatigable
a worker as Miss Willard. During the
last year she held ll5 meetings, 81
conferences, travelled over 5000 miles
and spoke in 20 counties to about 2O0,-
600 people.
A SISTER of the late Mr.. Spurgeon
preached twice recently to crowded
congregations at the handsome church
in Hampstead road, in connection with
the service. Her manner is impressive
and she bears personal resemblance
to her eminent brother.
AT Il recent examination in Philadel-
phia for hospital post open to the best
qualified physician, there were seventy
six men and eight women. The sue
cessful candidate was DIR. Helen Bald
win, of Connecticut, a graduate of We'll
lesley college and of the Womans med
ical college, New York.
Miss MARGARET ROGERS, twenty
three-year-old girl of Monterey county,
Cal, has already made a fortune in the
horse and cattle business. She rounds
up cattle, breaks horses, can plow, SOW
and harvest, and is withal refined
woman who abhors lOudness. She is
charming woman, a good performer on
the piano and has an excellent educs-
tion.-Harper's Bazaar.
DIR. ANDERSON BROWN, one of the
foremost women physicians of England,
has established an industrial farm for
inebriate women The test of the prac-
ticability of outdoor life as a cure for
drunkenness will be made under the
auspices of the Women's Temperance
association. Fruit growing, poultry
raising, gardening, bee keeping and
butter making will be among the
branches taught.
Mrs. LYNN LINTON, the English nov
elist and essayist, was the youngest of
the twelve children of a clergyman
with a limited income and was obliged
To get her education as best she could.
She not only never went to school, but
she had neither governess nor tutor,
and taught herself about all she knows
In spite of her lack of training and the
fact that her father held in disfavor the
higher education of women, she always
loved study of all kinds. and was es-
pecially attracted by languages.
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WARRANTED DELICIOUS.

CoCoASUT COoKIEs-One cup butter
two cups sugar, two eggs. one cup
grated cocOanut. two teaspOonfuls bak-
ing powder. flour enough to roll them.
Roll very thin, bake quickly, but do not
brown
HERMTTs-Three eggs, one cup but
ter, one and half cups sugar, one cup
seeded chopped raisins, a very little
citron chopped fine, one teaspoonful
each of cloves, allspice and cinnamon.
Flour enough to roll them out Cut in
rounds.
HICKORY Nut KIssEs-Whites of six
eggs beaten stiff, one pound powdered
sugar, two tablespoonfuls flour and
one pound hickory nut kernels. Drop
on well-buttered tins and bake in a
moderate oven.
OUNCE SIRUP FOR HOT CAKEs.-Grate
three large ounces, and three pounds
of granulated sugar and quart of
water. Let 1t simmer slowly for two
or three hours after having brought it
to the boiling point.-Farm and Home
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MUITUM IN PARVO.

SILENCE in times of suffering is the
best.-Dryden.
RUINS are millstones on the road of
ART and science have their meeting
point in method.-Bulwer.
a PRovERB is the halfway house to
an idea.-George Meredith.
SOLITUDE is apt to give too high an
opinion of ones self.-Byron.
MANY men spend their lives in gazing
at their own shadows.-Hare.
WE sell the thrones of angels for a
short and turbulent pleasure.-Emer-
son.
THE cause of all the blunders com
mitted by man arises from excessive
self-love.-Plato.
PERHAPS perseverance has been the
radical principle of every truly great
character. Foster.
LET me often to these solitudes re-
tire, and in their presence reassure my
feeble virtue.-BrVant
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
SO LIKE q GIRL.
But Every body l. Bound to Love Then
They Are

But Every body l. Bound to Love Them
They Are
1t was in a Lewiston horse car of the
uptown line the other evening, after
the performance of 'Shore Acres"
when everything was crowded Among
the party who entered after the car
was crowded were three young ladies'
Each of them grasped a strap and
stood One of the girls who lifted h-r
gloved hand had a beautiful bracelet
upon her wrist A middle-aged man
jumped up and offered her seat She
declined, waving one of her friends
into it Then a young man who is in
terested in the Lewiston Y. NJ. c. A
jumped up and offered his seat The
young lady bowed and told a lady
back of her to sit Then several
gentlemen proffered her seats, but she
declined them all with a sweet smile
After she left the car she said To her
friend: I'm awfully tired. l can
hardly drag one foot after the other"
You ought to be-" was the reply.
''Why?" You should have sat down
in the car Yes, but you are not as
strong as l." Il know. but another
seat was offered you" Yes, but that
was Mrs. 8 and l want to make
friends with her" Il know, but even
then there were seats offered"
Mabel" said the pretty girl suddenly.
don't be a blockhead. Do YOU sup
pose / was gong TO sit down when my
bracelet was showing off so Iovely?"-
Lewiston Journal
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LITTLE SMILES.

Mrs. GADD latter having made
round of the stores)-"Dear me, | am
just used up!' Mr.. Gadd-'Oh no;
you're only little 'shop-worn. -
Harper's Bazaar.
FIDGETY LADY-"But what am | to
do can't ride with my back to the
engine?" lnsolent Youth - Better
speak to the guard. He'll turn the
train round. Tit Bits.
LOOKED THAT WAY. - Forester
Does Howler's wife practice her
pieces at home before singing them in
the choir?''-Lancaster- imagine SO.
Howler never goes to church.
STEERsMAN during exciting yacht
race)-"Man overboardl Shall we stop,
or let him drown?" Captain promptly
I'VE must stop and pick him up. It's
against the rules to drop any ballast
during a race"-Harlem Life.
Mrs. FLATTER George, dear. the
cook is going tomorrow" George
why, what is the matter with her? l
thought she liked the place." Mrs. +.
That is the trouble. She says she
is too cpntented with US"
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23

Harry, aged six, Is an orphan; but
an indulgent grandmother and kind
maiden aunt have taken care of him.
The first pair of llnickerbocIers were
secured recently. and ii was a proud
moment for the boy when his aunt put
them on him on Sunday morning and
he was permitted to go TO church with
his grandmother. Naturally maiden
aunts know very little about the ar
rangements of knickerbockers, and
there was a suspicious fullness in
front and an equally mystifying tight
ness in the back to be observed as the
little chap trudged happily along In
church Harry sat down, but did not
appear comforta ble and stood up
Harry, sit down" whispered his
grandmother. He obediently climbed
back on the seat, but soon slipped off
again. Harry, you must sit down. 8"
Grandma, l can't My pants is chol1-
ing me-" She looked more closely
than her dim sight had before per
mitted, and discovered the new little
knickerbockerS were on hind side be
fore. Harry stood up during the re-
mainder of the service.-Golden Days.
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PICKED UP ABROAD.

AT WEIs, in upper Austria. natural
gas fit for illuminating and heating has
been discovered
ALMA TADENA and Sir John Millais
received diplomas of honor, and Burne-
Jones first-class medal, at the Ant
werp exhibition.
AN INDIAN carpet, weighing three
tons, and made by the prisoners in the
Agra Jail for Queen Victoria, has just
been received at Windsor castle
STUNNING in London has its dangers.
Canon Fremantle. while spending a
few days at Toynbee hall, was knocked
down and robbed of his watch and
chain in street near by, in sight OF a
police station
LORD PETKE's title dates back to 1903.
Lord Petre himself undertook to drive
a cab through the London streets the
other day and ran into another cab, for
which he was fined twenty shilling.
and costs in the police court
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
FASHION NOTES.

TAN color and blue will be one of the
popular combinations.
SILK muslin dresses, worn over silk
slips. are popular for little girls at
children's parties.
CAPEs are growing longer, and as
the cool days come on, they Will in
crease in length and be of heavier ma
terial.
FUR-LISED circulars are among the
coming probabilities They are OF
course. the Legitimate outcome of the
present fashion for capes-
CHILDREN's suits are mad of two col
ors, with hose to match. \ dress of
blue and gray has the yoke, sleeves,
belt ana stockings OF bIue, the rest of
the costume being of gray
GLOVES of black undresSed kid are
fashionable They are not always
comfortable to wear and should be
avoided by ladies whose hands have
the slightest inclination To perspire-
PEARLS are again in the height of
fashion, and. by one of the caprices of
La Mode, are said to be appropriate to
wear in the daytime. This Is one of
the oddities of fashion, and one, 10y the
way, which it is just as well not to fol-
low
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
GETTING NERVE.
A View of the Bridal Chamber to Give
Him Courage

n
Him Courage
Got any bridal chambers here?"
asked tall. awkward young man with
an ancient carpetsack in one hand
frightened look on his face. a black
SLOUGH hat on his head, and wearing a
hand-me-down suit of faded brown
He was from some interior town of
Missouri.
Yes, sir; we have some very fine
bridal chambers here" replied Chief
Clerk Cunningham.
''Waal, l want ter look at EN-, fer
I've got to engage one of EN-" said the
stranger.
"All right, just step this way.
please" said Mr.. Cunningham, who
called an assistant and gave the order:
''Show this gentleman the bridal
chambers"
The stranger investigated the bridal
chambers for half an hour and then
returned to the counter downstairs
and said to Mr. Cunningham: ''Golly!
those rooms air ez lovely ez pastur'
lot in Paradise, Now, they air the
finest you have, air they?"
Yes, sir, they are the finest in the
city, and are good enough for mil
lionaire and his bride"
''Waal, I'm much obliged fer all the
| trouble you've gone to- I'll be in next
week, l s'pose, an take one Nv en- -
the stranger said, moving off
"Oh, you did not wish to engage a
bridal chamber today" said Mr. Cum
ningham. in surprise
The young stranger almost jumped
| out of his brogans-
''Goshamighty. mister!" he exclaimed,
~ han't asst the gal yit- I'm jist a
doin' this TO get my nerve up SOS l can
go back home an pop tn question &c
'er"-St. Louis Republic
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE.

EDITOR JOSEPH PULITZER. of the New
York World, has purchased Chat
wold," Bar Harbor villa, for $500
DR. JAMES K. COOKE, successful
Boston physician, is perhaps the only
man in the country who, though blind
from infancy. took up the study of
medicine and excelled in its practice.
BISMARCK has fought in twenty duels
and has been wounded once. And even
that was through an accident, his ad-
versary's sword flying from its handle
and cutting his face
GEN. BOOTH, of the Salvation Army,
has six children engaged in the great
work he has in hand, and they are
clever, sensible, eloquent and earnest
enough to do credit to his training.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
FIGS AND THISTLES.

ENVY is as deadly as the smallpox.
A KICKING COW often gives good milk.
THERE is no more foolish foolishness
than worry.
As LONG as we look at men TO find out
what God is doing we shall be disap-
pointed.
The poorest people in the world are
those who are trying the hardest to
keep all they get.
THERE is no work so humble that
faithfulness in it will not be noticed
and rewarded--Ram' Horn.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
INDUSTRIAL FIGURES.

OSE-THIRD of all the steel used in the
United States is made in Allegheny
county, Pa.
OUT of every 500 worth of sugar
made in Cuba SOS 66 worth are shipped
to the United States
LAST year the brewers of this coun-
try turned out 80, ,s22 600 barrels of
beer. Each barrel contained 2is pints,
or 496 glasses. That is glass a day
for every working man, woman and
child in the United States.
In August, 1894, there were 5,735
steamers flying the British flag, $40 the
German, $40 the Norwegian, 500 the
French, 462 the Swedish, 430 the Amer
can, 359 the Spanish, 2l3 the Italian
and 1, 3ss the flags of other nations.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
The Colt Case Up.

COLUMBUS, Nov. 21-The Ohio Ma
tional guard of inquiry in the Colt case
is in session here. The Washington G.
III. board of trade sent three attorneys
to protect the interests of Fayette couu-
ty. Sheriff Cook is also here.
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NEW YORK, Nov. 2
Texas County Treasurer Short.

ELLSWORTH, Kan, Nov. 21.-Investi-
Cation by the county commissioners
shows that James l.. Dick. the retiring
county treasurer. is short in his ac-
counts $l1 .320. He is supposed TO be in
Kansas City and warrants and requisi-
tion papers have been drawn for his ar
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1894-11-23
South and we., Trad, Co,.r

NEW ORLEANS, Nov. 21.-The south
and west congress convened here today
and meets until the 23d.