The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1894-03-17
PuNeENr PARAGRAPHS.

Interiors. She CooIsine around the
room What lcyely interior dccora-
tions." lie docking over the tablc)-
delightful. / am sure. detroit Free
Press
--"I notice Miss Footlights has Sc.
cured her fourth divorce" Great
Scott, | didn't know she was really
considered a great actress. Inter
Ocean.
-"Do you think those shoes are
worth mending?" We'll, vas; If | zolc
tenn and put new uppers on TEN. The
strings are still goot. Harlem Life.
Aunt Mary-"I hope. Carrie, you
never tell your husband his faults"
Carric-"N Mercy! no. aunt. shouldn't
know where to begin. '-Boston Tran
script.
Miss Antique like to see any
man try TO kiss me- Miss Swcctley-
81 have no doubt you would! But yoN
shouldn't be so bold as to admit it!"-
Boston Traveller.
-Nluggins-"Do you believe in thu
theory that there is II place for every
thing?' Buggins-"Ycs when the cook
at my boarding-house makes hash."-
Philadelphia Record.
First Samoan Bclle-''Whath horri-
BILE instincts those Christian women
must have" Second Samoan Belle
"Why. dcar?" II am told that they
actually wear live lizards for orna-
ments. indianapolis Journal.
Poor Mrs. Oftenwcd is perfectly
heartbrollen over her husband death"
Mrs. lIithard-"No wonder, poor dear.
Just think, it will be Il whole year be-
fore she can try to catch another hus-
band. Inter Ocean.
An uptown man, who used to keep
cigar store, recently went into the
butter business. He rather staggered
his first customer by asking if he
would have it medium, mild, or
strong. g.''-Philadelph phia Record.
Overheard at the ia ole of a Spruce
street boarding house. old Boarder-
''rhis soup has many sins TO answer
for" New Boarder-"Ics; but / should
say they were principally sins of omis-
sion. .'-Philadelphi Record.
-"If you don't behave yourselves. ="
said the king of the Cannibal islands,
addressing some of his unruly subjects,
| 81 will make a request to have a ship
load of missionaries sent here to re-
form you" '.Ha! ha, ha.'' laughed
the recalcitrants, 'that would just be
meat for us."-N. y. Press.
--Ethel-''Why. NIaudc! You have
spelled lots Of words wrong Maude
(typewritcr) Cant help it. took il
down just exactly as Mr.. Nnibbs die.
tated it." Ethel-"But surely, he
didn't stop to spell the words out tc
you?" Maude-"Of course not. But
I'm familiar with his style of orthog
raphy. ."-Boston Transcript.
1--WE can't have any more theologi
cal students on our football team, u
said the captain. why not?" ''Parta,
lost us the last game. When Biffles OF
the other team hit him on the left
cheek, he stopped playing until Bitfies
had struck the other. Harper Ba
zar.
| -Bobby-''Pop, what has giraffes got
such long nccks for?' Fond Parent
"God gave them their long necks sc
that they could reach the leaves of the
palm, which only grow at the top o
the tree. That is the only way they
can get at them" Bobby (after ;
pause)-"Couldn' he have made the
leaves grow lower down"'
NO" said Farmer Corntossel'
wife: fame amt fur everybody
There's .Josiar. He done his best, bu
he never will git famous What wa
his ambition?'' Ter git his picter il
the paper. He set up nights tryin' te'
think of some ailment ter take paten
medicine fur, but he was so over
powerin' healthy that they wusn't ;
single thing fur i'm ter git cured Off
Washington Star.