New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-06-24
THE Talk or me DAY.

THE Churchman" speaks Of st. Pau's Gaze.
dral London, as ediice I'm which all cassesx
people may hear the greatest Of English preacher
The great cathedral of the English metropolis ha
so many substantial claims on the regard Of al.
English-s speaking people that II is pity 10 put
forth a claim for II that might concevably be I'M
true II the greatest OF English preachers hap
pened 70 be Dssenter, as might easily be the
case. he could not be heard in st. Paul's The fact
is not mentioned in the way OF criticism, but u
the interest Of accuracy.
YE BALLADE OF YE ENCORE FIENDE.
(Ye encore hende getteth inne his tyne WORKED
lite was yttle encore fende.
With eyes Of heavily blue. 49,,
And toe break uppe ye Shove he didds
As muche as he could doe
CYe audience waxeth impatent)
lite was a much tried audience.
Who u were re, comP Pets to-, toe s wnste
Ye fende's peculiar taste.
(Ye performers accede to ye iendes demannuo
Each piece upon ye programme was
Repeated once more.
In answer 10 We calls OF this
Enthusiastic bore.
eye avenger apparently
II was wild, despairing manne,
Who felt that he could bear
This sort OF thing no more. and wis
Just settled lite rghte thayFe.
Ne fende droppeth)
He fell upon ye youthful fende; "
Twas quickly Ger: ye hend!st dropped
With a dull. scknng thudde
Ye fende perisheth)
And as his eyeets gently closed.
Never toe open more.
He feeb;y capped his lyttle handles.
And called for an encore.
Ne Judge decde,h in favour Of ye defendar0
lite was judge Of aspect sterne;
Ye case he quickly tryed
And soone decided that ye crims
Was fully justfyed.
CYe aende resteth from his laborious occupatln1
And now We fendlet lies beneathe
No more he'll clap his lytt,e sandes,
VI '''"'' THE Amusing Journal
The Dakota the Tobin- bronze fn-keel l0-ra'er de-
signed by the Herreshoffs is surprising Enslshmen
by her great speed She has already won four Wo
tories In English waters by from two 70 four min
utes against yachts designed by the wei-known
yacht designers Watson and Fife
The sporting man." says Old dealer does
not have sole monopoly upon unr vbs sSoss are
proviied with thin rubber tap-soles at a. Seasons
o. the year They bs are 5 %os r ap Eps dam0
ness from the bottom OF the foot gives me Ssa
an elastic tread and prevents me peIspips Shoes
feet that overshoes produce'-tBoots anu Give
Weekly.
From a bushsl OF corn a dealer gets four gaion'
Of whiskev which retails for ;6. OF this the Gov
eminent gets 50 co. the retailer gets 81. the d'se,
gets 81 the railroad gets ST. the farmer VINO raSeu
the corn gets 40 cents the consumer gets Ten ua',
or more In the cooler and the policeman anu
fudge get good salaries for sending him there
A Wave OF Reform.-Litte johnny won't "a =
kept after school for whispering TO Tom"s D0''
Mothcr-I am glad OF that ,,,.,,o ,um
my head TO whisper to him. and the teacher "'"~''
saw me- =. . ..-o hama"
Nom I'VE got seat behind Tommy ana , IT,
he'll have to turn his head "-(Street ana 'nii'"'
Good News.
curious coincidence attended the recent VIZ. VIZ.
Of the steamer Bamboro of Blanche Point NO,s
Scotia The ledge on which she struck Is known
as the Half Moon Rocks. and on the steamer
funnel was the house-mark OF her owners boNse'.
Ormston & Co. OF Newcastle. England winch Il"
a white half on a blue field
Professor William G. Summers Free Trade tsac ~
ings no longer dominate the political tnouss Ky A.
Yale he has oeen a; ,Hs Years
retains the position. OF the changes .na IN ths
taken place IN the opinions % rb tse Ros,on Jour
finds this record In the ale s e,ass o 1852 1898 is
Free 5aae............. :: 90 % s Il q
~ Is notable fact that Protection reaches; y"
majority vote after the enactment OF the DC h"'''
tarln.-(Troy Times.
man named Zalesky. who died In Polanu
1889 left n peculiar will The envelope WHICH w.
tanned the will said; ITO be opened ai'e' 49,.
death" When the envelope was torn on anu' ' =.
one was found underneath with the WORDS ~,
onened ak weeks after the first envelope mas ~
opened" The next envelope bore the ihs0"p
"ro be opened In a year" After waiting an
the envelope was opened and found TO CONTAIN"
another which said, ITO be opened IN TWO -.
And when the will was finally reached
found that he had bequeathed iOV"v ruo,.
half his fortune TO his relatives having 'ne 'e a.
number OF children. while the other nan "a s =,
he invested for a hundred years. az 'he GU. :.
which time the principal and interest "e'e "
divided among his relatives.
Friendly Advice-Burglar- shoo.' shoo.f
Householder (angry)-Why sho tx acessary 70
You came here 70 rob me, ana. II he0e''"'"
"iust 90 ought 10 be shot and as you ,r ovr
Tho dron on me YOU do II; but TOT so"'
sake advise you not to-.
FIRST the shot will call the police, wno wa that
IN smash whichever head they ma w a ~ 70 .
M Stas yonrs. second you'll be hurried on vent
N,tbv cell full OF disease and bedouss,, eush YOU
there until the day for trial; tnlru SUI uili have
viii he declared not guilty OF course, 49, IN what
~ nav the lawyers Better let me carry ri thank
rye got and sleep IN peace and e0"'0''
yc ou err take H. burglars come cheaper ''ss
yers "-New-York Weekly.