The sun., 1894-10-26


Soup housesi" one man yelled.
"Sterilized milk depots," yelled another.
Getting down to State issues. Mr.. Miller said
nice things about the Republican candidates,
and conclud ID by saying that Burr Mcintosh
was the mex. on the programme and would sing
a song. Burr Mcintosh il a red headed man.
who declared he'd been assigned to truck thir-
teen on the Bowery. Ollie going to have
twenty-eight trucks out in the Bowery. hut 1t
rained, and he didn't have any. Mr.. Depew
came In Just then. and the crowd jumped up and
howled. Somebody yelled. Three cheers for
the next President" Mr. Depew smiled q II over
his face. IL was minute before Mr.. Mcintosh
got q chance to sing his song, the refrain Of
which ran:
when yes tackle Ismmsny Hanf
%Hssss.gnir VII si' 3 Xii + !:% "'a I'll T'
VIII yes all be there,
For the fight Is on the square,
An there won't be son OF a gun alive a.wednesday
This tickled Dr. pspsw heap, There were
loud cries for the Doctor when Mcintosh fin
isned, but Mr.. Miller introduced Arthur G.
Wade Congressman from Chautauqua, who
son 5ill camO into force had mistaken The
rolling OF the wheels OF Industry"
One Of the orators was Johnny Simpson. thus
officially recognized as Republican candidate.
and @ nsSR, sh uha.l lin hrgpy @ %ss% r%
fore he could start. He began Fellow oiti..
making Republican speeches, and I've been do
ing It ever since IN every part OF the State ex-
copt the Bowery."
"What's the matter with the Bowery ~ yelled
galley god. and the crowd cheered. ;,
"Why." said the Doctor, 4" the Bowery Is
where they do such things and they say such
things.
for half a minute the Doctor couid't speak. Then
lost his way finding the place. Rambling along
the name Of Grover Cleveland.
Hes IN the, the SOUP % yelled yelled man man: bona. !.
You're a daisy, Chauncey" screamed the
The Doctor continued;
Every political campaign has Its distinguish
Ing features some tragical and some comical.
The present canvass presents both elements.
The candidates OF the Republican party are
running for the offices 70 which they viii be
of the Democratic party are on the run from the
offices for which they have been nominated
an aroused people, suffering from unparalleled
industrial and financial distress, are waiting the
opportunity to visit upon Its authors their in
denhtion and condemnation. tCheers.
"it Is a singular record" went on the Doctor
that whenever the Democratic party has been
authority and In the presence OF issues OF the
greatest moment TO the country IL has lost its
dssensions in its own ranks. which are not fac
tional, not personal, but difference Of opinion
upon issues vital to any organization and TO the
ltseif IN M It's rreconeiiabie diIerenees aud its
disintregation is the great Mississippi conun-
drum, Where am atr"
There is no more int eresting study at the pres
ent time than who Is the Democratic candidate
and what Is the Democratic partyl Gov. Hill
says: Il am a Democrat and the Democratic
party;' Mr. Fairchild MIR, Shepard, and Mr.
are Democrats and we are the Democratic
party:' while Mr. Grace and his Democracy
say: We are Democrats and We are the Demo-
cratic party The organization Is like a dog
which some years ago found In the baggage
him there for several days, asked the baggage
man whose he was aud where he came from and
where he was destined, The baggage master
he came from, nor where he Is going TO; the
beast has eaten uD his tag "
and the crowd yelled itself hoarse, Sock 1t to
'em, Chaunce, old boy" came a stentOI ian voice
from away back in the top gallery. When he
'Gov. Hill who vastly increased his reputa-
tlon as a deDatsr ana statesman during the
lead what he calls forlprn hope In a struggle
which he says is TO decide whether the Demo
nor any other election will kill the Democratic
party or kill the Republican party.
"One OF the most interesting of the incidents
of the present canvass is GOV. Hill in his new
role as q lover and a wooeT llaughtcrl; TO see
the champion OF the iJtinieTaNy, anu Dnt OF tflt
most able and tried and brilliant fighters OF
not successful as lover and a woOer may he due
TO the fact that old bachelors rarely are, lie
throws his arms about GaynOr to find the
Judge slipping away; he approaches with
his most sweet and most winning smile and
manner ex-Secretary Fairchild. 10 have the Sec
retAry shout from Cazenovta; You are a bold,
bad man llaughterl; he appeals 20 Shepard and
OF the Democratic party and the Admin istratiOn
OF Mr.. Cleveland fmperatlyely demand his de-
feat Laughter and cheers. His disapDoiht-
ments are somewhat assuaged BY the capture OF
Coudert aud the declaration OF T.. Ellery AndeT-
son that the millennium Is indefinitely postponed
because. IL the Democrats were out OF power, the
times would be SO good that the Almighty
when he WoOes the Sage OF Gray Gables by let
ter. by telegram, by emissary, then his real diff
fculties begin. (LAughter.l HinkleY. the Chair
man OF the State Committee, sends sweet mes
sages; ThacheF-JOhn BOyd-than whom no
sweeter tongue or pen exists In the Democratic
party llAughteT] sends loving salutatlons; Sena-
tor Hill himself says: Oh. Mr.. Cleveland. did
defeat the confirmation for Judges OF the 81
preme Court OF the United States which you
sent to the Senate; ! did predict that
your course and your prinetples would destroy
the Democratic party, but did not anticipate
that a crisis would come like this when would
stand as . martyr and lead a fOrloTn hope. and
my salvation would depend upon you; let as
up.f loud laughter.1 THE SCS informs Mr.
Cleveland OF the fact that there Is a tee-
graphic wire unbFoken extending from Gray
Gables 10 New York, that the mails run reR-
ularly, and the President has a frank