Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1894-04-12
PuNoEN1 PARAGRAPHS.

PUNoENT PARAGRAPHS.
--''Revenge il sweet" but it almost
always sours before it is digested. n
Galveston News.
Blood will tell: nobody criticise.
your faults quicker than your owr
blood relations- Truth.
What makes some girls look young
so long?'' ssThe men are to blame
They won't propose. ''-Life's Calen
dar.
-Hojack-s. The sparrow is a very
courageous Bird Tomdik--'.No
sense! Any restaurant keeper car
make him quail. Life.
''Why does De Topper attend every
temperance meeting in town. Be
cause that's the only place where his
creditors don't look for him. HALO
Miss Tweed-ssTh Mrs. Chirp is
horrid; don't believe she can keep
anything" 20, yes, she keeps telling
everything she hears. Inter Ocean.
"A naturalist says that the ant is
the most pugnacious of all created
beings. This must be why the poet
remarked, Go to the ant, thou slug
ger. IN. Y. Tribune.
Minister" Speak mildly to the
erring, Miss De Trop. All men are
your brothers. you know" Miss De
Trop-"O, I don't say that to every
one, you know Detroit Tribune.
-Delia-"Yes, and while we We're
abroad we visited what they call q
gambling HE'LL Celia-"Did you?
Tell me what was it like?'' Delia--'1
thought it was just heavenly. ''-Bos.
ton Transcript.
Expressions of great surprise are
hardly in good form, yet when some
poor penniless fellow marries rich
farmers daughter people may be par.
doned for saying, "For the land sake!'
Buffalo Courier.
81 actually do believe that Mrs.
Jibson thinks more of her dog than
she does of her children" "Well, if
you lived next door to the Jibson young
ones. as do, you wouldn't blame
her much. "-Indianapolis Journal.
Beyond a Theory. --Moddlin--"Now
my theory is-hic-thash man can
drink reasonab le-hic-quantity and
not-hic-get drunksh!" Dinsmore-
"Well, it is condition, and not the
DRY, which confronts you now Puck.
-Fuddy-"How dye do, buddy?
must tell you smart thing my baby
said Duddy-''Sorry can't stop
to hear it; but I'm in an awful hurry.
by the way, my dog Fuddy--
''Come to think of it. I'm in a. tearing
hurry, too. So long!'-Boston Trans
cript.
AT the Ball. -Kate-"Are you en-
gagged for the next dancc?' Fanny
"Yes." Kate Cooking at her pro-
gramme)-"You don't mean to say that
Clumsy Swington is going to dance
with you?" Fanny-"No; but he's go
ing to try to. Detroit Free Press.
In the western deserts a spot Of
ground becomes excessively heated,
causing the air above to descend. This
produces an influx of the atmosphere
from all sides, but unequally, the re-
suit being a gyratory motion and a
sandstone.
When NJ. Segu,er was put forward
for first judge of the court of appeals,
he was presented to Napoleon, who
said: but you are young for such
an Office. sir. What is your ageY'
THE same as that of your majesty
when you won the battle of Marengo, y
answered Seguier. lie received the
appointment.
Lady, could you give poor man
cup of coffee?' Mrs. Nuwife-"No,
breakfast is all over "Wen, I'll say
this. that I've tramped for two years,
and it's the first place that I've smelled
genuine, frst-class coffee yet Never
mind your feet; they don't look muddy.
Just sit down here at the table. Do
you take cream and sugar?'-Inter
Ocean.
Once, when Judge Williams was
presiding in the supreme court at Bur-
lington (says the Green Bag), Jacob
Mack was making an argument, when
he was told by the presiding judge to
omit discussing the question, as it had
been decided. Mr.. Mack inquired,
ut has?. Yes said Judge Williams,
lin the Tenth Vermont ''Where?''
said Mr.. Mack, putting his hand to
his ear. ''ln the Tenth Vermont re-
peated the Judge Mr.. Mack. very
gravely bowling, replied: Il will buy
the book, your honor. .