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Mrs. Harry McGowan.

with her sister. Mrs. Harry McGowan.
on Gravel Hill.
Louis Fields has returned to his home
at Homestead, Pa. after weeks visit
with his sister, Mrs. w. Wood, in this
city.
The sexton says there were only four
burials in Rose Hill cemetery during the
month OF August.
John Reynolds, of Jacobsburg, Is the
guest OF Mr.. ana Mrs. c. Bennett, OF
the Fifth Ward.
Miss Hattie Taylor, OF Sharon, Pa,
is visiting relatives and friends In this
CITY,
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I'm aars ! aara GOV % 30

VIII nAfo - Aafu Aoh ~ ~
Boston Herald.
There does not seem to be much doubt
about the popularity Of William Y. Will
son among the sturdy mountaigeers OF
his district ia West Virginia. Srhe con-
yentiOn which has unaniaIousfy renom-
mated him had thu lafgest and most
enthusiastic gathering ever held 10 that
region. The delegatss went wild cheer
ing his name; they dragged him through
the streets in . decorated carriage;
they escorted and followed him with
music ADD shoUtlngs, they carried mia
about in Their arms; they nominated
him for Congress for the seventh time
bv reclamation, and they yelled their
approval Of his course on the tariff and
their condemnation OF the cOterie OF
Democratic Senators who materially
crippled his Efforts. The candidate
who undertakes to rua ahead OF William
L. Wilson 10 the % district OF West
Virginia will have hard row to hoe.
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Shot Himself Accidentally.

SDectdl 90 ne Riossts-.
TERRA ALTA, w. VA, September 2.
David Folders, of near Aurora, while
out hunting Saturday shot himself acct
dentally with a breech loading shotgun
through the forearm and the neck. IL
is feared that his arm will have TO be
amuutated and 10 may cost him his life.
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raIl TO ApprscIats the Taste.

NI7IN----N - l7I''''1' -
We have heard of at least one promi-
nent Democrat, who has expressed his
determination to vote for Huling, on
the ground that he is tired OF having
candidates OF his own party handed TO
him or a ShoUcL We fail to appreciate
the taste that prefers candidate tend
cred on a dung fork.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1894-09-03

Chicago Rs,0rl.
Mr.. Wilson. Of West Virginia, has
reason 10 be proud of the reception
given 20 him by his constituents on
Thursday. He carries away with him
90 Europe BY way OF balm % his health
and spirits. which have suffered severe
" TO the last few months, rousinS rat
itcatlon OF his actions by the Demo-
Gratis OF the Second West Virginia dis
trict in a unanimous denomination TO
Congress Such hOnOrs come none too
frequently ia q StaIesmau's life, and 1t
is the bGrest justice TO Mr.. Wilson's
pluck and admitted honesty Of purpose
that in this instance they are well de-
served.
Il should, however, be remembered
that 10 the Second West Virginia dis
trict Democratic nomination is 10y no
means equal 70 al election. Two years
ago Mr.. Wilson was reelected by q
majority Of 1867 in a total vote Of A.
446 His record since then mas as
surodly endeared him 10 his partisans
aud TO all others who love courage and
Integrity But 10 has no less certainly
strengthened the antagOniSn OF those
voters who conceive that their own iu-
terests have been menaCed by Mr.. Will
sons course In Congress. Mr.. Wilson
has made no COuCeGlmenI Of his inten-
tion 20 sacrifice West Virginia" If need
be 10 the general good. Some
OF toe coal aud iron mOngers OF that
mountainous State decline tO share in
this lofty purpose aud have maSsed
their forces 20 defeat the chairman of
tae Ways aud Means Committee. And
10 is significant that the leader most
likely 70 be chosen by the protected aud
prOtectiOniSt ore men Of the district is
no otner than the Hon. Stephen b. Elk
FMS. Mr.. + SinS stands as clearly and
emphatlcally for the cause OF cOncen-
tratsd wealth as Mr.. Wilson assumes 10
stand for the people.
10 would be a most interesting fight
Wilson against EIkins- and fairly typi-
cal Of the tariff fight the country over.
what's the Matter With Free Wool?
Bli,in ne sun.
Bright ard cheerful are the promises
that come 10 to-day from the avenues Of
trade. Even the stald financial writer,
10 his weekly summary of the trade
prospects. grows "chiDper" as be
throws off the gloom which hung about
him during the prevalence Of tariff de-
bates. Particularly are We told 10 the
trade circulars Of tho week that 'Jhe
free wool clause OF the new tariff re-
suited in heavy Withdrawals Of that
staple aud renewed activity among
uSagl scturers." This is rank
heresy toward the faith Of the
hign protectlouists. Free trade In wool
oughtn't 20 work that way at all, &C
cordiug 20 the catecbism Of the prOtec-
tiouists. and wool has no right 10 behave
as it is behaving. Free trade IN any
commodity ought to ruin every factory
IN tue land. Instead OF making manu-
features lively il ought. according 70
the reDUted rules OF the game, put out
the fires OF industry, spread idlenesS,
destruction, hunger. smallpox aud hay
fever broadcast. But instead of that
free wool goes right along doing just
what It's enemies said 10 would not do,
and all the pretty theories are knocked
ont in the first round. What Is the
matter, anyway?
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Vintage ofIso4.

Kqnq0bI VdH DsmOcr1'.
Here's TO thee! Johnny Howard, with
thy heart as tough as an Irish OAK,
yet soft as the strains Of Killarney"
Blow a glass bottle round about Doven-
er, Theoretically seal and label: Pick
led, Vintage Of 1894.
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The Bottle and the Barrel.

GTl7D0'l IR1spsnue0t.
We are informed that Mr.. Tom De-
vies, recently nominated by the party
OF great moral ideas for State Senator,
is an ex-Oarkeeper OF Coal Valley.
With Tom Davies and his bottle and
Jim Huling and his barrel, the g. o. p.
will probably win a few votes among
the men who are ever ready to listen TO
the persuasive arguments Of the bottle
and the barrel.
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wIn Do Well 20 Reep ANY.

CAiclg0 Record
Senator German will do we'll to keep
away from Congressman Wilson's home
district in West Virginia. he may take
liberties now and then with the opinions
of Mr. Wilson In Washington, but those
opinions are quoted above par by the
people az home.
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The Wool Market.
Br3dsiree,s.


The settlement of the question whether
wool in bond can be taken out free OF duty
under the new law caused an active bust
ness at the custom house, while sales oil
this week also foot up large, owing to sew
eral unusually heavy individual transact
ions. Sales in Boston include 100000
pounds Cordova wool TO one mill and L.
$40. 900 pounds Montana wool TO another
leading manufacturer. Australians woods
have also met with better sale, the amount
reported footing ND in excess OF l,OOO,OO
pounds. Outside Of these transactions the
tendency has been toward quietness, with
values for domestic wool only fairly main
tanned in the absence of business. The
prices of foreign woods are not yet estao-
iished, aud the market is nominal. The
stock in bond IN Boston at the time Of the
tariff change was in excess of $4,000, 900
pounds, largely carpet, while the bonded
stocks Of the country were about 63,OoO.0OO
pounds.
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On sunday train no. - VIII run 10 and ID
80 from UhrichsVills only.
For time card rata OF fare and further In.
formation regarding our trains apply 20 any
c. L. & W. TICKET agent or Z. ,. belknsp
Travelling Passenger Agent, hsssii,gn; g..
G. Z. and P. A.. Clel sland. ..
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PETKULE UM.

NEW YORK, September petroleum,
steady; Pennsylvania oil, sales none; Oc-
tober option, sales none; closed at S2s4c
bid; Lima oil, sales none.
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A Contes, of National interest,

CincieB e TlHsf-S.Gr.
Congressman Wilson was renominated
az Martinsburg, w. Va, yesterday by
exclamation. Ii is expected that ex-
Secretary E.kins will be nominated by
the Republicans and If so the contest
Will be one of national interest.
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Weston Democrat
What the country needs is freer raw
material. Continue the Democratic
party in power, exclude all traitors and
the reform will surely come
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FINANCE. AND TRADE

Money. Per oent.-Governments steady
Stocks, higher - Flour Dull - Wheat,
Lower.
NEW YORK, Septemoe Money on call
easy at per cent; last loan per cent;
closed at l per cent. Prime mercantile
paper 3a5 per cent. Sterling Exchange,
dull at 4S6]6a4S6$l. Silver certificates
&C bid.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1894-09-03

NOE sALE-Rooxs foR RENT CARDS;
II Fos Rent and Fcr szp c<ra's ~ Ekzfsfz :
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1894-09-03

OATALosUE AID YAEPaLEf WORK
h,.a na-h.aery aad sasEegAl. t1e neat fif<ia
4, Pfi-tiag Lonp2zJ are pre- pared 70 ruFz %
rttutins Of t1is Class 10 tas 1ost fpprors
(tyle And in the sasstest tine. Esii1ktesX
nlsh<d On a,pIlcsrso1- WEST flE9lK
RfETISe co. i1zs Wakes stSss.
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The Metal Market
NEW York. September 1. Pig iron,
steady. Copper, quiet. Lead, weak. Tin,
nominal. Spelter, nominal.
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ARRIVE
From New York Philadelphia, Baltlmsrssai
Washington. &l5a. m. daily.
Cumberland accommodation $40 p. met
cept sunday.
Grafton accom- mediation, 1910 4 n.. daily.
Moundsville accommodation. 3.lJ aad '. ia
N, and ~ p. M, except sunday. aud lO.lO ,.
Ksyssr press, 500 p. M. e1c.p. Mondy
WHEELING AND PITTsBURG DIvIsI0N
For Pittsburg Washington sAltimors, pnn'
adelphis aud New York. 90 4 NJ Andih3)p'
Pittsburg accommodates. 100 q m, daily.
Pittsburg express. 10 p 70. except sunday.
Washington. Pa, RECOMMENDATION ow p me-
Pitts6urs express, $50 p. m, sunday only
ARRIVE.
From New York. Philadelphia Bsitlnors.
Washington and Pittsburg iLD p M and
10 10 a. IN. daily.
Pitisbure mail, f24j p n, creep, ssssaE
and 60 2. m. daily.
Washington, Pa, tccom nodation. hlJ q. M
Pittsbarg express. Io.Sj a. m, suudLyonIr-
TRASs-oHIo DIVISIONS
For Columbus, Chicago and ths West, I'D 4
N. aud I12 D. NJ, daily.
Columbus Cincinnati and St. Lsuia lib p.
m and 1913 a. NJ. daily.
St. Clalryllls sccomnodation. I00a "a. aaf
e.5Op. m, except sunday a., -.
Newark accom- mediation al p m. ezcsps
Sunday.
ARRIVE
Prom Chicago. rs AMI 1915 a. m. daily.
From 81. Louis Cincinnati and Columbut
$50 q m and 5.3j .. m. daily. -
ST. Clairsv lie accommodates >ii.tS q -
and 625 .. m. except sunday.
Newark accommodation. lLD m. ercsps
sunoAf CHAs. o. ScULL
General Passenger Agens
1T LANE 7. p. AIT, Wheeling W. va.
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RAILROADS.

THE CLEVELAND, LORAIN &
l. WHEELING RAILWAY COMPANY
TIMH GARD.
EFFECTIVE july s 1891
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RAILROADS.

w KEELING AND ELM GROVE
w RAILROAD On and after Friday,
April 80. 1884, trains will run IS follows. city
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for infants and Children.

Castoria owel adapted to children that
Irecommend it as superior to any prescription
known 70 ne" II A Archer, Il D.,
III So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, N
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1894-12-26
Am CONC.

Stuffer-The Gadsbys have an sls-
giant New Years lunch. old man.
Dashaway-Haye you been there!
Stuffer-Oh, yesl
Dashaway-Then I'll get something
to eat before 90.
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There are destitute widows, father
less children and grieving orphans,
whom it Is our duty to assist Even
kind word to such is placed to our REQ
ord In heaven. Write down Your credit,
Miser Jones. "
The old man had nothing TO write,
no word Of reply
''All around you hearts have aohed.
Tears of sorrow have been shed. Men
have cursed their God because Of the
coldness Of the world. Have you
brought a ray of sunlight to a single one
one OF theses"
Miser Jones had no answer.
"What has your life been made up of
Avarice. selflshness. greed. You have
Binned against God and man and your
self In your greed of gain You havethrct-
tied every noble sentiment God placed in
your heart as a child. You have sacri.
feed every principle that makes man
respected and beloved. You have made
money. but you have been pointed out
as q thing instead of man. As a hu.
man being you have lived TO be hated
and reviled. After doath--whati''
s'After death-what9" whispered MI
ser Jonos.
"Thc recording angel of heaven sets
apart a page in her golden book for each
human being born into the world. Seei
have brought the book that you might
gaze upon 1t. Here is your page--the
page ON which your name was inscribed
as a child What do you seer"
The old man looked and peered and
rubbed his eyes. Blindness seemed to
have come to him, and in his terror no
groaned aloud.
"Here Is the debit--avarice, selfish
ness, greed, riches Here should be
your credits, but there are none. Look
for them. Bend your head to bring your
eyes nearer. Today brings a new year.
Today you pass from earth to eternity
to stand before your God and be iudg-
ed. This is the record from which no
will judge you'll close the bookp'
The gale howled about the old house
and ratified doors and windows but MI
ser Jones paid no heed. Men passed and
repassed, some laughing. some oursing,
but he did not look out upon them.
Noon came, and he sat there with pencil
In his fingers and paper before him.
The winter day drew to close. and
night came down. but no light shone
from his window. At midnight no sat
where noon found him, ut daylight
where the winds of midnight had blown
the snow under the door and over his
feet. When noon came again. some ono
opened his door and cried out that Mieer
| Jones was dead!
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A MISER'S NEW YEAR.
py NJ. QUAD.

copyright, 1894. by American Press Assocla-
toni
"Miser Jones"-that was what ey
erybody called him, and the title did
not displease him. Indeed it rather fiat
tered him. To be miser meant the
possession of money. and money was his
god. There were people who could re-
member him as a young man and
spendthrift, but they were very few.
To look at him one would wonder if he
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had ever been young. He appeared to
be go years old when people first began
to call him Miser Jones, and the passage
Of time did not appear to affect him.
He was wrinkled and skinny and white
haired, and men said he would have
been dim OF sight but for the greed of
gain which burned in his eyes till they
shone like VOLTS.
Miser Jones had relatives, but for
fear they might want money he out
loose from them. He owned several
houses. but that he might not take from
the rent he lived IN a miserable room
and Jared little better than dog He
had money to lend, and he exacted usu-
ry. There were no days of grace for one
in his debt. Prompt payment must be
made, and to the last penny, and nei'
ther words nor tears would move him.
No charity. no church, no beggar, ever
extracted one cent from Miser Jones.
He cared nothing for the trials and mis-.
fortunes of others, and he was never af-
fected by what men said of him except
when some one observed that he could
not take his money beyond the grave
That idea alone upset him and detract-
ed from his happiness. He spent hours
In wondering If 1t could not be done.
and sometimes he was on the point Of
asking lawyer to so arrange matters
that his money should at least be buried
with him.
The New Year dawned bleak and cold
and dreary. There was q high wind.
and the air was full of whirling snow,
and even had 10 not been holiday few
people would have moved away from
their firesides unless forced to.
/. ut is q good day for me--a fine
dayi' chuckled Miser Jones as he look
ed ont on the deserted streets and up at
the leaden sky. ''No one will disturb
me today, and may sit down and
count up my wealth. am richer than
year ago today, much richer. but ]
want to know the figures to shilling
to a penny. They call me Miser Jones,
but can laugh at their sarcasm and
abuse Now we will figure. - -
Miser Jones had bonds and mortgages
and notes and a bank account. He knew
the sum total within dollar. but 1t
was keen delight for him to sit down
and cast up interest again and add II to
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FA7AgRs CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.


They Were Useful to the Family. and He
Saw Little of Them.
We were talking about Christmas
presents, the girls and mother and |.
when father came in. Then we changed
the subject just little bit, because it
was fathers presents we were dis
cussing Father sat down by the stove
and rubbed his hands-he had just been
out at the barn-and queer expression
slowly settled upon his features
''Say, mother. and Ned and girls,
he said, II don't want any of you to get
me any presents. 'Tain't no use. you
know"
"Why, father, +" said Lena In an az.
grieved voice. I'VE always get you use
full presents, don't we? don't myself
believe In things that are not useful. "
Fathers eyes twinkled. Yes" he
said, "but sometimes think they are a
little too useful, you know"
Nell shrugged her shoulders impa-
tiently, but mother said: "Let father
have his little joke What is it this
time, father?''
The old gentleman, having warmed
his hands. settled himself back comfort.
ably in his big chair. and his eyes
twinkled more han ever
"Well, let's see, he went on In q
terminating manner. do you remember
the dozen hemstitched han 'kerchiefs
that you gave me last Christmas, Lenyi
I guess / used one on EN- just once
Some way or other" with genial, i'm
partial glance at the company, "Leny
and Nell have been usin Of 'em. and
I've been usin of Leny and Nell's old
torn ones He, hel don't know jest
how twas, but it's a fact Then, Ned,
do you remember the compass You got
me for birthday present last JuneP 1t
was a nice little compass, and guess a
Teller about your size thought So too,
for he's been udn of 1t ever sence
Then. let's see. there was the silk ham.
kerchief that mother give me at birth
day. and put 1t away choicelike. and
the fust thing knew Leny was a-wear-
in Of it inside her jacket Yes, my pres
ents are all useful. leetle bit too use-
full, mebbe. See the point, don't your
Fathers next presents had his name
written on each of them. and none Of Us
ever again thoughtlessly used the dear
old mans things. American Agricul.
turist
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LEGEND Of The m,stlsto..

Shakespeare certainly knew Of tho mis-
tletoe legends. for he speaks emphatioal.
ly Of "baleful mistletoe." as do other
writers Of his day. Among the many
legends told this has no tragic feature.
A prince IL the hero. and he got sepa-
rated from his friends while hunting.
he wandered about for long period
and finally discovered a humble cottage.
Here he took shelter for time and fell
In love with the occupants lovely
daughter. His identity was not suspect
ed, and owing to his shabby appearance
resulting from his long wandering he
was regarded as an undesirable sutton
and was summarily elected. Broken
hearted, he again resumed his apparent
ly endless journey and at night slept
under an oak tree There good fairy
told him that twig Of mistietoe would
reconcile the irate parent to the match.
but 1t must be gathered from hollow
oak tree growing by the side Of stream
opposite q peculiarly dwarfed weeping
willow.
In the morning he was preparing to
search for the tree, but found, to his de-
light, that IL was evidently the. one he
had been sleeping under. Climbing to
the topmost branches, he found the mis-.
tletoe, tore 1t off and descended the tree
In triumph. He found the cottage with
out difficulty. presented his peace offer
ing and was promptly given the Young
lady, with whom he returned to the
palace, where he lived the remainder Of
his days Id he usual legendary condi.
ton Of NJ sspo2hs story is told in other
ways, block. Lop,.s OF the inistletoe IL
enlargeouvea tssnding is always
happy. - up.essa. Democrat
rweiftss feeiods !, Scotland
And at last alry a',sssps'yfth Twelfth
Night itself. and aims" and spicy
cake are Given in the daytime TO all the
children that come for them singing;
Hogmany. troiiolay.
Give N your white bread and mono Of your
gray
And in the evening there are games;
gay games Of snap dragon. where raisins
are snatched from the flames Of burning
brandy, and impromptu oharades. and
there shall be conjuring and fortune tell
ing and riddles, and perhaps o little
play will be given. and stately histor-
ical tableaux, and in their pictorial
senses break and eat the Twelfth Night
cake. All the little children come in.
bearing o lighted taper to be stuck in the
top OF II. The hidden ring 10 found with
much sport. and all drink the wassail
bowl. no longer compounded Of hot
wines and spices. but freshly foaming
cider taken through straws or the stems
Ut new clay pipes. And then the whole
company say good night. all going our
separate ways. singing:
Yuie's come and Yule's gone.
In we has feasted weel
Hee Jock mann to his fau agin.
An Jenny 70 her wheel.
st Louis Republic
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The young Canadian ON New Years
morning. after no has taken breakfast
with his father, mother, sisters and
brothers, wends his way 60 the best
looking girl in the range, and as he
very we'll knows she can't refuse to kiA
him on ''lo jour de lam presents him,
self at her door, there to be warmly
greeted and invited TO enter.
Taking off his snowshoes--it's easier
and more "a la mode du Canadien" to
climb over tho crusty snowbanks than
use ''traineau The accepts the invi.
tation, and as he crosses the threshold.
no gives the girl, for whom he has long
cherished deep regard, couple OF
smacks that cause the old folks in the
kitchen to question each othor as to the
origin Of tho noise. Light drinks are
served. That's what the young man
does. The young girl waits.
But the old folks do not forget that
the day Is the first one OF the year. So
after the work of the household Is over
they put on their best bib and tucker
aud hitch up "Monplaisir, and they
start out and begin the rounds Of max.
ing calls, stopping at each house. the
old man kissing the neighbours old won-
an, and vice versa, rinsing IL down with
"a la votre" from the sideboard.
Conviviality roigns. good health IL
drunk, and alcoholism Is unknown
From the time the sun first casts its
rays on Canadian New Years morn
ing until week and sometimes two
weeks later round Of jollifiostion en-
lists among the French Canadians Of
good standing. Every night dinner IL
held ct one Of the clique. " and 20 on
till each has had his blow out, " and
finally all relapse into the old rut Of
common, everyday life, arising at tha
sound Of the angelus In the morning and
burning very few candles and still less
kerosene In the evening.
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Don't fail to receive New Years day
with q smiling face.
Don't usher in that day by declaring
you are growing old.
Don't sent word you are out because
New Years calls are out Of fashion.
Don't neglect TO send bonbon box to
your best girl.
Don't receive an old friend gloomily
ON that day.
Don't trust to new 1893 and Islander
old 1894.
Don't fail TO send New Years greet.
ings to those far away.
Don't think you may meet your fate
In 1895. Perhaps IL will be better TO
miss him.
Don't be unfriendly. Do oil the good
you can, and don't Islander anybody.
Don't turn over too many new leaves
for 1898.
Don't be unhappy about anything. b
philosopher.
Don't deride the new year.
Don't make the day unhappy.
Don't loso your temper
Don't fall In love.
Don't declare you hate men.
Don't celebrate too much.