Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-04-20
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How \ Young Englishwoman Thwarted
Her Fathers Matrimonial Plans.

HOW . houng fngushWomah h"""'"~
Her Fathers Matrimonial Plans.
II all the young women were like
Miss Amy Lambert 1t would BE- IA train
ing TO parents in the way they should
go Mr.. Lambert. the father OF
Miss Amy. was a signaler in the
government telegraph Office ut ALA
habad, India. Probably hs had been
Influenced by what no saw of life In
India. At any rate. he regarded his
daughter much as he did the telegraph
Instruments in hts office. With those
he pressed button and IL recorded
Whatever ne wanted II To. lie ex-
pected Miss Amy 70 Do tho same
Finally Mr.. PaSsana, ddsky gentle
man In the employ of a native prince,
met the daughter of the signaler, and
she pleased him She was 50 eminent
" satisfactory to his fancy that he
forthwith announced TO her father that
he wished 10 marry her.
The telegraph operator thought 1t
over. Court gentlemen, even if rather
swarthy Ones were not TO be had every
day, and IL behooved the father of
family of daughters to allow possible
wooers to come early and often. So
he announced TO Miss Amy that her
future was arranged for and to pre-
pare for the wedding on such and such
a day. When the astonished young
woman recovered from her surprise she
assured her father THAT she liked not
the rajah's brunette courtier, and that
to the best of her knowledge the we'd
ding would not come off. Her father
pooh-poohed this outburst, told her to
draw on him for all she needed for
suitable trousseau, and took himself off
to drink with his future son-in-law.
Then IL was that Miss Amy Lambert
made up her mind as to course of ac-
ton. During the succeeding weeks,
although she repeatedly and decisive
ly told her father that she could not
and would not be happy with Mr.
Passana, she nevertheless, finding that
no heed was paid to her remonstrances,
joined with interest in the prepare
lions for the wedding. At last the day
OF the ceremony arrived. Miss Amy
Lambert, dressed in beautiful new
grown, and with pleasant conscious
ness that she had more new clothes at
home than she had ever dreamed of
possessing all at once, rode TO the
church in company with her father,
who, beholding her placid and satisfied
face, told himself what wise father
he had been.
"An one needs" said the telegraph
operator to himself, lis little firm
ness. silly girls should never be al
lCrua1 ~ ha thatr thnGn
matters"
And all the time the bride-elect
smiled softly to herself, as if her
thoughts were peculiarly pleasant.
The clergyman, Rev. Brook Decides,
thought he had never seen happier
looking couple and began the cere-
mony with the warm expectation of a
goodly fee. He bowled merrily along
until he reached the question:: will
you have this man TO be your welded
husband?" He expected faint II
will" but was almost paralyzed to re-
ceive an emphatic negative from the
young woman, who at the same time
handed him document setting forth
some of her objections.
OF course the wedding did not come
of. The guests dispersed in various
directions, some of them going to con-
dole with the determined young wom-
ans father, who was expected TO be
much downcast. Strange TO say, how
over, he was so delighted with his
daughters strategy that he was quite
hilarious over the affair and did not even
begrudge her the fine new wardrobe
she had acquired. What became of the
bridegroom history lin the shape of
the Allahabad News) does not record,
but after this he will probably not at
tempt to marry an English girl against
her will.