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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
SHARP SHOTS.

It doesn't make meanness one whit bet
ter to baptize it and call it religion
RAMS Horn
Do not pick up the shears every time
you begin to collect your thoughts. It
looks suspicious. Dallas News.
Don't pen missives to your best girl on
postal cards. She may have suspicion
that you do not care two cents for her. -
Union County Standard.
Jagson says he wouldn't object to adj
Knitting women to every walk of life if
they would promise not to go three
abreast. -Elmira Gazette
Gallatin has man so mean that he
stole an overcoat belonging to preacher.
In the next world he viii wear no over
coat Kansas City Times.
Some people would complain if you
gave them house and lot of land be-
cause they would have to pay taxes on it.
-Somerville Journal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
"a to California.

This is our Sleeping Car Rate on the
Phillips Rock Island Tourist Excursions
from Chicago to Los Angeles or San Fran
cisco, via the Scenic Route and Ogden.
You can go with Phillips, the best of all
Excursion Managers, for he has each party
accompanied by special agent who goes
the entire trip with patrons. These per-
sonaIly conducted Excursions leave Chica-
go twice week, Tuesday and Thursday.
We have also daily tourist car service,
via our Southern Route, through the beau
tiful Indian Territory and Fit. Worth to
Los Angeles and San Francisco. The
Tourist car rate via this route, the same.
Apply at Rock Island ticket Office, 104
Clark Street. JNO. SEBASTIAN, G. P. A,
G. r. L & P. R'y, Chicago.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Are annually lost because poor seed Is
planted Now when Won SOW. you
want to reap. For instance, A. NJ.
Lamb, Penn; made SIS, 500 on ten acres
of vegetables; B. Bey, Cal, cropped
1.213 bushels Salzer's onions per acre;
Frank Close, Mimi, loo bushels of
spring wheat from two acres;; a. Hahn,
Wis, /, 40 bushels potatoes per acre;
Frank Winter, Montana. PIG bushels
8 pounds oats from one bRshel planted.
This is what Salzer calls reaping.
If You VIM Cut This Out and Send 1t.
With 1Oc postage to the John A. Seller Seed
Co., La Crosse. Wis, you viii receive their
mammoth catalogue and ten sample pack
AGES Of farm seeds Catalogue alone, sc
postage w.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Exchange your land or farm for good city
property and come into town and educate
your children IN the city of colleges. ]
have residences from 81 200. 90 to Sc, 10000
and brick business blocks from 81, 600 90
to sc, 900. 90, all rented and bringing in a
good income. trade direct with the far
mer and pay no commission. Send for my
list of property. j. A. BUCKSTAFF, Lin
coin. Nebraska.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

People overlooked the Importance of per-
manentIy beneficial effects and were salts
fed with trapscient action; but now that it
Is generally known that Syrup of Figs will
permanently cure habitua1 constipation,
weIi-informed people will not buy other
Iaxatives, which act for time, but finally
fxfure the system
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

CTS the sditor-in chief in ?, asked aistran-
ger; as he sauntered into thejcity reporters
room at g O'Clock. in the morning. No,
SIR replied the janitor, kindly; she does
not come down SO early Is there anything
/ can do for you2' s'Perhaps so. Are you
connected with the poetical department of
the paper?'' Il am, sir ''Oh, what do
youfdoa' E'lempty the waste baskets, sir: !"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

L IS because persons who once try Dig.
Bulls Cough Syrup, always buy it again,
that its sales have become 50 enormous.
The success OF this great remedy in curing
cold, cough, Group and sore-throat is simply
srlassvaIr7F1a
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Medical writer's claim that the successful
lemedy for nasal catarrh must be non-irri-
tating, easy of application, and one that
win reach the remote sores and liberated
surfaces. The history of the efforts to
treat catarrh is proof positive that only one
remedy has completely met these conditions,
and that is Ely's Cream Balm. This safe
and pleasant remedy has mastered catarrh
as nothing else has ever done, and both
physicians and patients freely concede this
fact.
ssCome to think of il, !" unused the letter
tut 81 would like for some one to tell me
Just where am at. seem to be in the push
and in the soup at one and the same time"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Stranger-Your city is full of gambling
dens. The papers said that your new mayor
and police had raided every one of them
and closed them up Citizen-Y-e-s, but
that was over a week ago.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

I--ok ont for ceunterfaitsi See that you
get the genuine Salvation OIL DO not let
she dealer sell yon something Just as
good, . but Insist upon getting the genuine
with the BuIi's Head trade mark on the
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

The best way to manage the young
SOW at plugging time is TO leave her
alone. Preparation should be made
sueK as 3 good clean litter. prop
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
Asthnna Cured

BY Schiffmanns Asthma Cure. No waiting
for results. Its action is immediate, direct
and certain. A single trial convinces the most
skeptical. Price so cents aud 81. of druggists
your address to DR.. r. Schihmann, st. Paul,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

FoR THROAT DISEASES AND CoUeHs use
BROWNS BRONCHIAL TRoC4RS. Like al
really good things, they are initiated The
genuine are sold only IN boxes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

The charge of the light brigade occurs
every month when the gas company's col
lectors 20 out.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

AZ ana no prize lighter said the laundry
man, shut il anyone gives me cuffs III pro-
coed to do tenn up ~
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

IF drowsy after good nights sleep, there
is Indigestion and stomach disorder which
Beechsm's Pills vii cure. p cents 8. box.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

When a woman announces that she will
keep open house informally it means that
there wiz be nothing to eat.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

] HegemGn,e CamPEOr Ice yyith GiyeerIne.
Cures Chapped lands and Face Tender OF Sore eet'
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
is blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure it you must take internal rem
edies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is
not a quack medicine. It was prescribed
by one of the best physicians in this coun-
try for years, and is regular prescription.
It is composed of the best tonics known,
combined with the best blood purifiers, act
ing directly on the mucuous surfaces. The
perfect combination of the two ingredients
is what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh Send for testimonials,
free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O..
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
ABOVE ALL OTHERS.

DR.. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery, in
every disease caused by torpid liver or i'm
pure blood. For Dyspepsia, Liver and Bowel
arrangements, and kindred ailments, moth
ing approaches it as a remedy.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
Farmere. Attenttonl

From the western governors success in
raising his voice one can almost imagine
that be irrfqates Il.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

The worst enemy Of the industrious work
lneman Is the nottingham who win not
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Wigzs-hIrs. Maykup has quite an inn
posing figure, don't you thinkl Waggs-
It don't on me. ny wife knows her dress
maker -.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

ShiIoh's Consumption Cure
is sold a guarantee. 1t cures Incpient Consumpl
1t IS the best Cough Cure Is cts Scots. SlOo
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
Coughing Leads to Consumption.

The greatest trust between man and man
is the trust of giving counsel Bacon.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

1HansOn,s Magic Corn saIve."
Warranted TO cure or money refunded. Ask you
druggist for 1t. Price IS cents
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

As to regulating hsckmen, the matter of
a public stand Is not OF 50 much interest TO
them as the deliver.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

am always afraid of fool; one cannot
be sure he is not knave.-HaZlitt.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Lawyers are seldom poets, but they all
write F'versus."
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
In OIden Times

A large part OF the average hackman's
success Is doubtless due to his knowing how
TO take people.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

''Johnny, is your father firm man2'
eyes, mum when he knows he's wrong.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
German
Syrup,

simply state that!I am Druggist
and Postmaster here and am there
fore in position to judge. I have
tried many Cough Syrups but for
ten years past have found nothing
equal to Boschee's German Syrup.
I have given it to my baby for Group
with the most satisfactory results.
Every mother should have it. J. H.
HOBBS, Druggist and Postmaster,
Moffat, Texas. We present facts,
living facts, of to-day Boschee's
German Syrup gives strength to the
body. Take no substitute. g
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Shell am so worried about my aunt.
She is at the point of death He-Is that
your wealthy aunt? She-Yes. He-Wep,
never mind, dearest. You have my love,
which is greater than ever
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
PET rREFLEs-
4 xeADIEa oUnsr1oN

ADIFo QUESTION,
So this congress shall Dc oysz,
VI 1he county pe IN clover3
1lsE ~ EoEe z-let as hope that 1t Will
OF caeh-5fL 81 there Be plenty2
WI ono dollar reach TO tWenty7
Let Us hope--let as hope that it Will
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
,xIIEIoNs-oF DOnT.ARs

The worst maxim of all maxitns is. pleas
ure first; work and duty second, IN asInyth.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
FARM AND HOUSEHOLD.
EASTERN LESSONS FOR WEST
ERN FARMERS.

Fertility of the Soil Must Be Preserved
Cream in the KiteAen-chsapest
Ration for POultry-Notes for Bee
keepers-HousehOId Helps
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Maud-Our engagement is asecret. Lena
$50 everybody tells me.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19

Kemp,s BaIsam win stop the cough at
once. Go TO your druggist today and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles SOC and
BOO.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
Man of the United States.

4 large handsome map of the United states
mounted and suited for home use, is issued by the
Burlington Route Copies will be mailed to any
address, on receipt Of fifteen cents in postage, by
p S. EUSTIS, Genn Pass. Agent, C., b. & @
r.. r., Chicago, Ill.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1894-01-19
Second Hand Brewer
Body Type
For Sale Cheap.

We have one thousand pounds OF brewer
body type in good conditionsmade OF extra
metal by Barnhart Bros. g. SptnGler,
manufaci urers OF the famous superior
copper mixed type. We will sell II 81
fonts of 100 pounds or more, to be deltv-
cred as soon as we ges on our new, at the
low pricS of
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24
500 REWARD, 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at
least one dreaded disease that sci
ence has been able to cure in all it's
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure known to the medical fraterni-
ty. Catarrh, being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. HalPs Catarrh cure is
taken internally acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting nature
in doing its work. The proprietors
have so much faith in it's curative
powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address, F j. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o. 1@Sold by Druggists,
75c.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

THERE is talk of taking Saunders
industrial army (Which borrowed
the Missouri Pacific train at Pueblo,
and was arrested at Scott City, to
Wichita for trial. Should they be
taken there, each man will demand
separate trial, and each one will
have all the other members of the
army (nearly 5OO) subpenaed as
witnesses. In that case, Uncle Sam,
in trying to help the railroad COM
pany defeat the working men, will
have quite bill to pay. The fact
is, the old man is allowing the cor
porations to edo him up" He'd
better listen to the common people
while, and he'll save himself
heap o. trouble.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

The nation is drifting into serf-
dom or a violent political storm
center, and will reach one or the
other in November, 1896. The
forces are marshalling for the con-
hict. The Coxeyites are the adj
vance diplomats. They have gone
with their petition. Pluocracy can
not pigeon-hole them, but the prison
doors have swung inward for them.
"Whom the gods destroy, they
first make mad"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

The Santa Fe railroad company
has again reduced its force. Be-
tween 800 and 400 shop employees
were laid off, Monday evening, un-
der an order issued by General Man
ager Frey. The reason given for
this is that, on account of poor bus
mess, the earnings of the road have
not been what the receivers antici-
pated, and it is necessary to keep
the expenses within the receipts.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

WHEN men are ready to enslave
themselves and their wives and chill
dren, and reduce them to poverty,
for the sake cf party success, the
time has arrived to give the right of
suffrage to the women, who are the
chief sufferers from the incapacity
for selfgovernment on the part of
the chords of creation. THE Other
Side, Kansas City, Mo.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

ONE of the things which this ma
ton should do is to repudiate the
bonds sold in the interest of, and on
the demand of, Shylock. Teach the
national robbers that they cannot
force the people to pay tribute to a
horde of blood-suckers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

WHEN you hear any one say that
the men composing Coxey's army,
Kelley's army, Saunders army or
any other industrial army have been
offered work &C good wages, and re-
fused to work, just set it down as a
lie. There is not a community in
this nation but what has idle men
idle because they cannot get work
so, the story that these "Coxey
tramps" have refused work is LIE,
so fimsey that it won't wash.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

The M, K. & T. railroad has sur
rendered to Acknowledgement Little,
and has agreed to re-establish its
offices in the state within sixty days.
The offices will be taken to Kansas
City, Kas., instead of Parsons.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

The Torch Light, published at
Greenville. N. c., is the organ of
the colored people Of that section.
Colored people of the North who
desire to be informed of the doings
of their race in the South should
subscribe for the Torch Light.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

Is IT right that those who make
the wealth of the nation should
quietly submit to a system of legis
lation by which they are made wage
slaves, and then their children to
become actual serfs Plutocracy
says Yes; and so, too, do plutocra-
cy's tools, the unthinking partisans.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

The clearest evidence Of adamant-
inc cheek of the national robbers is
the placing of additional sentinels
around the money vaults to protect
them from being looted by Coxey's
unarmed army, while they have
been opened at the nod oil plutocra
cy at any time, and all the time, for
more than thirty years. They can't
fool all the people all the time.
Coxey's army proves that.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24
fountain. Mind and morals walk
together, and both, only, are basis
for intellectual grandeur.

OHIO is shocked to learn of the
orgies of twenty members of the
Legislature at Put-in-Bay last week.
They drank deeply, played poker all
night for two nights, and kept most
of the guests of the hotel awake
with their shouting and cursing.
Nobody seems to have thought of
sending for Gov. Mckinley to quiet
the hoodIums.-S Louis Post-Dis-
patch.
That's nothing. Ohio partisans
will endorse the drunken, blasphem-
ing jewellers the first opportunity
offered. The old parties do not
seek for sober, respectable men for
office. Occasionally such an one is
nominated and elected, but, in the
main, they select men who do not
blush when outraging decency and
the proprieties of life. The Repub-
licans of Kansas nominated an en-
bezzler for an important office,
convicted gambler for another, and
for the office of governor one so lost
to shame and pride of manhood as
to participate as an active member
of an all-night drunken revel and
to-day, Kentucky Democracy is la
boring to give additional honors t.
selfconfessed, beastly adulterer
and libertine. In the moral life Of
officials we need an all around re-
form. Our national capital is hot
bed of beastly sensuality.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

If Governor Eskridge and Colonel
Murdoch want to run for office any
more, they should "get move on"
There will be a slim show for them
after the women get to voting
Kansas City Journal.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

Gov. WAITE, of Colorado, says
Dick Bland has proven traitor to
the silver interests, and it certainly
locks that way. lie has presiden-
tial bee buzzing in his bonnet.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24
EDUCATION.

out the assertion, or else our schools
do not furnish an intellectual edu
cation; aud surely no one will lay
such claim. Our schools train the
intellect, or they are not schools.
Now, to the close observer, NOR
ais in America were never so low
as now. The public mind seems tc
be utterly debauched, and, as j. T.
Buchanan, in the Arena, says, "the
brain of our nation is Keeling under
our false system of education,
which hastens instead of resisting
the downfall of the intellectual and
moral powers.
The long list of murders last year
is appalling. The drink curse is
making rapid advances. Country
homes are fairly polluted with the
insidious poison of impurity, as
well as city homes. Insanity is
wofully on the increase, and re-
ligion seems to be tumbling head
long to utter prostration.
This is an age of glare and gilt
ter of tin horns and rattle. traps,
and from out the dazzling sights
and deafening din we are about to
emerge with only the form-the sub
stance lost.
Schools without scholars or men
without morals cannot save a PEG,
pie from destruction, and it would
seem that schools do not necessarily
make either. Thousands of boys
and girls are throwing away their
opportunities to obtain az education
as they would spurn vile thing,
One child will enter our school at
six years, and, at eighteen, come
out a teacher. Nine others, with
equal brains and opportunities,
come out of our schools almost vag-
abonds. The fault is not in the
teacher, nor in the school. The
poison is in all our schools, even to
universities.
The men who expect to make our
laws, teach our religion and heal
our sick go on a bacchanalian revel
from Harvard, Princeton and Yale,
and hoodlums blush for shame.
We may as well face the truth.
We lack morals. We lack religion.
We lack character for high and
noble life. Our standards of worth
are far too low. Scheming, corrupt
railroad attorneys mould ourpolitics
Salary grabbers teach our religion,
and saloons form our morals For
every school house and church there
are hundred doors wide open that
lead to He'll.
Every day, facts prove conclusive
| ly that the mere training of the
mind will not only not advance oul
civilization, but will not save from
barbarism. The mind cannot be
L 4
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1894-05-24

WHEN God made the earth, did
He intend that one of His children
should own it and all the others pay
for the privilege of living on it 2
Chicago Express.
No! Gods children do not own
the earth, and never pretended to.
The only one who ever pretended to
have title to it was the Devil, when
he took Christ up into high noun
tain and offered the earth to him if
He would fall down and worship
him; and it is just that kind of cat
tie that are to-day striving to take
possession of the earth. If the
professed followers of Christ were
not grasping for the world, the real,
known devils could not exercise the
power they do to-day. Strip off the
mask, we pretending disciples of the
Nazarene, and have the courage the
devils have.