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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

SHILOH'S CURE, the great Cough
and Group Cure, is in great demand
Pocket size contains twenty-five doses
only 25c. Children love it. Sold by H.
II. Noss. 4
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

For SALE.-A wood stove, just as good
as new. For particulars call on Mrs.
Geo. II. Hoskinson, Centralia.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
neaxensl How Your Bangs Lookl!

This is remark made by so many
husbands. If tie poor wife only knew
how nice and lasting a curl Nonparei.
Hair.Curier would make she would try
it too quick. Price soc. per bottle.
Sold by John E. DAILY.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

The following named carpenters arc
employed on the Nekoosa mill: A. H.
Dustin, Lucian Berard, [. E. and
Robert Donovan, Frank Budereau,
John Hodson, Moses Markeau, Charles
Myers, Peter Cola.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

The Wisconsin Dairymen's Associ-
alton meets in Neenah, Wednesday
Thursday and Friday, February IA, Is
and IS.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Notice the change in Fisher Bros.
advertisement in this issue and when
you want new harness remember there
is the place to buy it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

The ladies of the NJ. Z. Aid Society
will meet with Mrs R. w. Lyon on
Wednesday next.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Tie little army of teachers and
trlcnts WHO have their homes in the
HWin Cities AID gather here Tor holiday
nave returned to their several duties
and all is quietness without them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
Geo. n. Wood,
Real Estate,
insurance

The solo Consider the Lilies
rendered by Miss Laura Reeves in the
Congl Church last Sunday evening was
very highly appreciated.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Small boy (asidel-"Gee whiz," but
those Little Giant Pills take the cake.
Sold and warranted by John E. Dalv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
Local and Otherwise,

70: [. Hougen NJ. D., Office over
Woods Drug store. Telephone at office
a. at residence 4.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
No better aid 10 DIGESTION

No better cure for dyspepsia.
Nothing more reliable for biliousness
and constipation than DeWitt's Little
Early Ri.ers, the famous little pills.
For sale by John E. DAILY.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Not one minute elapses between the
taking of One Minute Cough Cure and
relief. Why shouldn't people take One
Minute Cough Cure? They should.
They do. 80"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Early Risers. Early Risers. Early
Risers the famous little pills for consti-
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and
nervousness. For Sale by JohnE DAILY
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

WANTED.--An apprentice girl to learn
dressmaking by the Misses Biringer, in
Centralia.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

The Worlds Fair pictures can now be
secured at the G. NJ. & ST. Paul depn,
of the local agent Mr.. Crapsey. Cal
there for full particulars
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

The.neNly elected office rs Of the I O.
@ r, Lotlge were Installed Tu,sd:;,
rVenin" after which. the members eli
Joyed an excellent oyster supper served
at Geo. W Davis restaurant.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

It's all the same, a slight cold, cor
gt'Ssed lungs or severe cough. On,
tlnut- Cough Cure. baniehes then,
Fur'su!t by john E I>aly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINE

Tickets sold and baggage checked through to
all points in the United States and Canada.
Close connections made i'll Chicago with ail
trains going East and South For full iuiorma-
tion apply TO your nearest ticket agent or JAS.
G. Pond General Passenger Agent Milwaukee.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

1t not only relieves; it does more, i,
cnrrs. We refer to One Minutes Coug;
urp. Suitable for all ages, all condi.
tons, at all times For sale by john Z
Da!V.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Es For Sale at this office, a full line
of Wisconsin Legal Blanks. If.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Burns are absolutely painless when
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is prompt
ly applied. This statement is true. A
perfect remedy for skin diseases, chap
ped hands and lips. and never fails IT,
cure piles. For sale bv John E. DAILY
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

0ONGREGATIONAL-Re VIM. Kilbourne,
" Pastor. Services every Sunday at 1920 u m.
and 7:3o p. NJ. Sunday school at 12:OO Young
Peoples Society of Christian Endeavor at $50.
which strangers cordially invited.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

Subscribe for the REPORTER.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

gYNION-Revs. Fretts and Kilbourne Pastors.
O'Clock p. m, and Prayer meeting every Tues
day evening at 1880. Y Z. S. {. +. meets every
Sabbath evening at 1880 p m. Everybody
welcome.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

NnTICE is he rebl give,' tia, all I;iu.si-
~ packages must be paid for vine,
delivered, rr they will be returned to
mr. ,,ffipa
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

AEORAVIAN-Re Chas. Madsen, Pastor.
IVA Services three Sundays of each month, II
o'clock Sunday school at 10 and $3.50 O'Clock.
You are cordially invited to attend these SER
vices.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

EPISCOPAL, (St. Johns Mission) .-Rev. Geo.
III Shelton Prest. Services, Holy Communion
$50 Il. IN. Morning prayer, itany and sermon
1880 sunday School II m. Evening prayer
1880. All are cordially invited.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

METHODIST EPIScOPAL-Rev: J. K. Fretts,
ia Pastor. Service every Sunday at 1880 u.
NJ, and 7:S0 D. M Sunday school at 1900 Ep-
worth League at $50 p m, and Prayer meeting
Thursday evening a I 80, to which ali are most
cordially invited.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
Grand Rapids Market Report.

coRREcrED WEEKLY
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

GRAND RAPIDS HOUSE-Mrs. NJ Slattery
eI proprietor. Weekly ana day boarders pre-
icrred The best of services at reasonable
prices
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

JOS, BoHEIM, Prop.
Twin City Laundry
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
-lOL-LlJS. .

SsYITTER HOUSED Hathaway, proprietor.
w Board by the day or week Terms 81 per
day. The best of Accommodations and table
service,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11

7 UTHERAN-Rev. J. T. l.. Bittner, Pastor.
III Services every sunday morning III 10 CLOCK
and evening services at 1850. Come.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1894-01-11
cEURCEES-

6SATHOLIC-Rev. Father Beyerle, PastoT.
u Mass every morning at S o'clock. High
mass at 10 O'Clock, Instruction nj o'clock,
Nasners ut g q, clock every SUNDAY.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

special Dispatch.
Atlanta TEX. June 2s.-The noatoriai
convention convened here and today
,nn,lnated w. T. Armistead Of Marion
oonnty by reclamation. The eonyen-
,,on was locked for about nine hun
d d'o ballots, Marion and Bowie e1un n,
IT, ~ vafing solid for $. d. Roweli o.
NJ an every balioI, Cass county
,,n,ad zoo ballots for MAI. J, A. ~.
800 .or,,eprv Of cass. then withdrew MN
Spdh plaesd ]. E. Ellington OF Gas lass
n a. nomination and voted 400 paiio's
for him. ,h,, Mold n if/ut
oo non which resulted in the Wth.
laval Of Powell and the nomlhI.,iiohn
as ~ n Armistead. Cass Aeeep. ~
81. o. "nlive branch offered and made me
,.,nn s OF Armistead unanimous Dy
reclamation. -. u,aq elected
ohIrnnr u M >hsat6rial district,
rneniution lndorsing Hon, hoInvss
c,sti,nn Tor Tinted States senator ana
S ,s,rvntinr our delegation in the lesis,
i ,ntnre 10 vote for him was passed.
unanimously.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

The Texas delegation to the Repub-
llcan national league convention loft
last night on the northbound Fort
Worth and Denver train, TO which
several special cars were attached,
The Fort Worth delegates were
M,Ssrs, l.. =. Goodell, delegate at
lafge, and Arthur Springer commit
tteman, and Messrs. Whit Dryden und
Louis Mas, and 8. w. Woodland and
James Taylor, the two latter being
enthusiastic colored delegates.
Among the delegates from other
points were +. Rheimer and Col. New.
comb Of san Antonio and O. q, Vogel
of Velasco.
Quincy was not on the train. 80 far
MS learned, but he is likely TO turn
up at Denver al any time, and cause
the Lily Mhllca lota OF tronhln
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

W save on Despot, who was c,os,r,-
iapiuiy. Prince Carl came fo,,rth rnn,.
iensths behind Despot and ITO -,
Were strung out In the foIl,si,,,, ,.a..s.
and Domino. S''un'' Neenor
,-' syvn AFTER the race was over mnnv
psople supposed that Dorian ,vas ~,
victor and several attempts wer,, ,paaa
~ cash Dorian tickets. One man fa,nto
20 when told that his Dorian was ~ ~,
value only as a souvenir. NV
Maiu Marian. to 5, was looked unor
~ certainty for the openIog raca
Win senator Irby strong choice Tho
mHu iaid on and showed the vvny ~
siA Iurlnngs. but dropped hack when
Senator lrby went TO he. on the strrtch
p urn The finish was beauty with
en,onia by q neck from senator Ir-
AVA anu riora Thornton only neck
,d lne Eastern Splinter had 1t his own
by elk lengths from Cora Tsvior ,' Nj,
Uncle Luke third. stoyal. recently ~
instated. rode Uncle Luke. his frst
mount Tor three years.
hume was an easy winner In 81.
Iourth race. He made a run away
raSv OF II through the stretch ana won
puinng up. Joe Murphy was inst no
easy a second. and Clcely third hy n
neck from Elva.
OF cheap lot OF two-year olds In ,t,,
htth race Lizzack was made fnvori,o
me start was struggling with tha
,svorite getting the worst OF IL. Diol,
iSehiln was an easy winner by fonr
.engths from Nina. Lizzack came Ia 4,
'nrnugh the stretch and frishrd third
70 corigan's recent 1900 purchas.
iiahusome, was an odds favorite 10,
.he last race. He had the hest az !
pau start and won handy. Overtor
~, on badly with kittie Give mo
wen played second choice and ala moi
us 10 win when II looked homeless
summaries; First Rnce-One mile
neytonln won, Senator Irby second
fIora Thornton third. Time. I;4l ia
second Race-Slx furlongs. Genmovn,
won. Cora Taylor second, Uncle LINZ,
third. Time. I.15.
and half Rey nj Santa Aniia 10
ankeureh), to l, won: Senator
Grady. l22 (Garrison), to /, second
Dr,espot ~ (Martin), 10 to /, third
Fourth Race--Mlle and sixteenth
hume won, Joe Murphy second, Clcei,
third. Time, AZ Ia.
Fifth ce-Nine-slxteenths of m,,e
DICK Behan won. Nina second. Lizzacl
third. Time. $50 IL.
sixth race-Nine-s iNteenths of mIle
Handsome Won, Lafiesta second. DIgty
third. Time, :56 H..
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24
TWO NEWSPAPER MEN
OF Former Days Undergo Successful
Operations on Their Ewes

Operations on Their Ewes.
Fort Worth ie co,.,t,,i,. ,,...i.
,,,.t. "''s anu
"'''is an eNlaple reputation In many
ways beside her achievements I'm trade
and manufacturing She has ot,r,o,,.,
skilled rrosa.s,s,,,.i -, =,
- NV" anu they are
iiaNihs our city wei known on lines
for which New York and PHILADELPHIA
are famous. Instead ~ neoni, 30 .,,,,
,a..,,,, VI ''iis
seeuon solhs East as they formerly
did to consult eminent practitioners
when delicate surgical operations were
10 no ,a,.,o,,,,,, ~.
eVte :"
'o't Nor'h' ana 10 the credit OF our
able doctors be 1t said, they are as
skllfully treated as If they had roma
10 ~, ,.r,. at,,.-
several uays ago The Gazette made
mention that Mr.. w. II. Rivers of Dali
Ias vvas In tho cit,, 10 ho,a n, o,,ora-
80 -,
'Vh peliorincu oh MS ieit eye 10 re-
move cataract Being an old time
newspaper man. having heen connected
with the Democrat wears ago n ca
zette reporter who has knorn Mr.
Rivers for years became interested in
the case and this interest was added
10 when II was learned that fhe dav
Mr.. Rivers was operated on Mr.. John
Hoeny. Jr. also well-known news
paper man. formerly OF Weatherford,
was TO undergo an operation. Mr..
Hoeny's afiliction was the turning in
eye lashes to constantly irritate the
distress. To relieve this a section of
the upper lid had to be cut out, turn
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

Two little arms at close OF day
Fold me about With gentle way
a final sign OF love to win,
Transporting to bright fields wherein
The paths are glad with mildest play.
How kind they are when twilight gray
SoftenE the woodland. as ! say;
Goodnight. love smiles, at peace
within
Two little arms.
Dear angel g1i1cs. this tiny fay
Into your bllssful realm would stray;
Charm her with harp or mandolin.
Smooth every path she dances In
Bring TO my own at dawn, pray.
Two little arms.
--Gnorgn u. DoMon.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

Houston Mr. Mullane leaves for Hous-
ton tomorrow. II Is needless 10 say
that MIR Mullane leaves a host q
friends behind among the business men
and citizens Of Fort Worth They have
united IN a warm testimonial showing
their appreciation OF his valuable str-
Vices TO the commercial community
The employees OF the Santa Fe freight
department this afternoon presented
Mr.. Mullane with handsome water
pitcher
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24
SOME PLAIN BICYCLE TALK
OLD PLAN $3.50. NEW PLAN 500
Reasons Plain English Why Bicycles Have Sold at $780, and How
They Are Now Sold at 500
OLD PLAN. $3.50.

w h emehe % TIVE discussing n,h heat all
h prices Their ng new hutfo
Is is b ~
q bicycle m
. . 20 N h man ~
. y h if hsh rent wi % Gilmore
= d VIII
@ a
r ~ h the n hs he he
~ pate 81 ~ % carried ~
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

special Dispatch. ,,u. .sA
Alba, Wood Co, Tex JUNG -,,as
large crowd OF hearers Of all par Ne,
lssse ossembied at Enon. near TINS
49, yesterday. TO hear the discus discus
place, Zen Democrats and Popnlis 81.
sion bpssmoerats were Represented II tne
The iS en IN 4 s. Cain. and the Popus
lists by Dr. e. W Neal ah pse DEM DEM
ne hig afternoon discusslohh, n, 'n col r.
ocrats being represents, a. the state
N STAFFORD. candlda,I nv Hon. u.
senate. and the Popu,'s, rsen "
a, ' xsr on quietly, although ,ro s1des
~ nn previously feared Both s'u''
claim decided yistory.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24
Strictly High Grade Bicycle for $50,


mach fro man wa
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

The weekly crop reports Of the Fort
worth and Denver railroad show that
harvesting Is progressing all the way
IN the line and threshing has begun
fron Fort Worth north a considerable
distance The yield 70 larger than was
anticipated. Oats VIII make one q the
largest crops on record. Corn and cot
ION are also doing well and there Is q
fair yield Of peaches and plums ana
other small fruit
The movement OF wheat on the. iine
is expected to begin now In a few days
and dul times win come no more IN
the Denver, for the wheat season WI
sitreiy be followed by the revival OF
The commercial business IL the fall
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24
10000 Bicycles Of Highest Grade,

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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24
That is Why the Agent Sells for $3.50.
This is How We Can Sell for Only $50.

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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

J. Mullane, commercial agent or
the santa Fe al Fort Worth. exchanges
places today with W. S. r. Parker, who
Mas been holding the same place AZ
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-06-24

.,,r daughter to oxford coliege
Al oxford. Ohio. Ines Inc climate
school for young lau e,,arres very rea-
e delightful and the en1is
sonable.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1894-06-13
IMPORTING POTATOES AND BEANS

For the calendar year 1893. there were
imported into the United States i,06l..
359 bushels of pototoes. at an invoice
valuation at ports of export of 81 1913, 70s'
The amount of beans imported during
the same period was 1.5Si.312 bushels,
valued at 81. ,154. To pay for these
wheat was exported at a farm value of
less than "a cents per bushel. 1t would
seem as though such object lessons as
these would soon teach the American
farmer the supreme folly Of continuing
ON year after year. in the same unprofi-
table rut Of raising wheat at a very low
price in order to purchase his potatoes
and beans in foreign countries at high
prices. 1t requires a little more labor to
produce a crop Of potatoes or beans tc
be sure than a crop Of wheat. acre for
acre; but when it is remembered that a
good home market nearly always awaits
the former while the latter must be sold
abroad, or at least that the price is fixed
abroad, it must be clear that some
changes are needed in our system Of
cropping.-Irrigation Age.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1894-06-13
J. B. COLLINS,
COl1ect1Ons
Live Stuck Commission
Office:-Bryan Block. Room No. J.
Correspondence solicited.

Has the following property listed:
\ comfortable four COON dwelling with
summer kitchen attached, lot 35xlJO;
price, $40,
\. neat four room dwelling. stable in
rear. desirable location. 80 feet front
price SLIGO
\ commodlus six room dwelling. ex
cellent cellar. artesian we'll on premises
stable and hen house. small fruits and
vegetable garden attached. a prime bar
gain; price. $1,000.
\ neat one and one-half story dwell
ing house Of four rooms. southern ex
posure; price S4gU.
\ large two story frame dwelling
house, northern and western exposure
brick stables IN rear. fifty front feet, easy
walking distance from Main street: price
$50.
I 4 fine TWO story dwelling house. sl1
rooms. southern and western exposure
with large ~cOmm08Ius stable ia rear
IL " feet front, centrally located; price
5000.
An attractive Pleasant street dwelling
one and one-half stories. fifty feet Of
ground. southern exposure; price 500
\ snug brick dwelling house. four
comfortable rooms, southern exposure,
delightful location. fifty front feet
price $50.
A comfortable five room dwelling
house. southern exposure. fifty front
feet; price 500.
a five room frame dwelling house. fifty
front feet. convenient to Main street,
northern and western exposure; price
$50.
\ large number Of other choice dwell
lngs and building lots in the city and in
tie different additions to the city. for
sale cheap and on satisfactory terms.
Parties desiring good city property as
all investment. where same IS paying in
rents over II per cent on the amount
invested, IA be accommodated.
First class Main street lots for sale,
suitable for business Purposes, and Oh
terms to suit purchaser.
i AVE for sale a tract Of land com
prising some 60 acres. near the city,
tulip timbered, that can be purchas ed
at 500 per acre. Have also a choice
tract OF some 81 &C es, lying under the
ditch, that | hold al $500 per acre.
Having a complete block book" of all
city property, revised up to date. ] shall
be pleased to have any one interested
call and inspect same. Full information
given on all properties. Clear title given
to all property offered by me.
Select bands of sheep and horses for
sale. City collections promptly at.
tended to.
J.7. COLLINS,
Room Stockgrowers Bank Bloch
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1894-06-13
THE GLoRlES OF KANSAS.
ne Leads the World In Everything PROM
Corn to Cyclones.

80 A@ooo nc $3.50 ANn
Corn to Cyclones.
, Everything that comes to Kansas
Is stamped by her, and the world rec.
ognizes the trademark and will &C
cept no other. Everything Kansas
touches is either the best or it is the
worst of its kind. Kansas makes
everything that comes to her ner
Swn, ana everything that is her own
she makes superlative. The civi
lIzed world has used corn for over
300 years, yet there never was =
standard of excellence in corn r..
there was Kansas corn. There have
been cyclones since the earth and SEE
parted company, yet until there We
J, a Kansas cyclone the end Of cyclone
possibiliDes Eas not reached. Tne-
have been boomers since Solomon
laid out the grounds for the tempe.
yet every wise man knows that r..
typical boomer is the Kausa-
"boomer.'
The Kansas granger is the gran
r-gerest' granger that ever wore q
whisk broom beard since spears were
turned to pruning hooks. Kansas.
If she q woman, would hav.
hats, face powders, underwear. tootE
lotions, corr salve and dress par
terms christened in her name. Sic
would fill the woman's page with her
toilets, the society page with her d.
mgs and the telegraph page with he1
freaky fancies. She would be calleC
''tacky, fast" horTid and perhaDs
simply awful"by the other women
but she would always have lovers r.
the score, and, more than this, n
would make those who came to scot
remain TO work out their fine auG
costs before rney were admitted into
good society.
Kansas Is a queer community. IL
the typical Kansan are found the
courage of the Spartan, the audacity
Of the Roman, the silence of the
Teuton, the loquacity of the chatter
ing Gaul, the arrogance of the Saxon
and the wit of the Irishman. No
man enjoys a joke better than the
KaLsan. He meets insolence with a
guffaw and rapacity with a gun, and
Anen he takes both incidents % the
paper-and pays up his subscription.
There are no prehistoric mounds in
kansas. If there were, they would
contain full and complete accounts
Of the migration that built them. to-
gether with horrible details of the
food and the outlines of a theory of
increased rainfall. by means of tree
culture. Kansas City Star.