The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1894-03-31
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

A Close Friend--Ihe one VINO
never lends you anything.
Over his ears in debt-the man
who hasn't paid for his new hat.
The devil can make anything he
needs out Of a loafer.--Ram's Horn.
A little dinner is big thing when
man is starving ". o. Picoyune.
Mr.. Mary Elizabeth Lease glories
in his wife's ability and success
baltimore Sun.
1t is doubtful II God ever made a
man who could please all his neigh
bors.--Rum's Horn.
The man who succeeds as a hypo-
critic has to devote his whole time to
it.-Ram's Horn.
A man never knows that a woman
has any old clothes until he has
married her, 7eras SUtings.
II all the devils were cast out OF
some people they would look like
walking skeletons. Galveston News
Nothing succeeds like Distress y
remarked the beggar, as he counted
his coin at the end Of the day.-Fun.
The man who is "always on the
go" generally doesn't know how to
stop when he gets there.
II is an awfully good thing for a
man when he gets caught the first
time he does wrong.-iichison Globe
A Boston man, reading that there
were 1000 Poles in New York, OK.
claimed: What a splendid place IL
raise beans!"-7syas Sihings,
His Title-"You're a Colonel, you
say, in the army Eyes" pardon
regular or salvationl" "Neither
Army Of the unemployed" -Judgs
Foresight wonder what make,
Mrs. Longhed so etfusively affection
ate to her husband Of later "Oh
she's talking through a prospective
Easter bonnet"
Thank heavenl that new insec,
powder worked. The cockroache,
have come to grief at last" said tn,
landlady. yes" assented old Peter
by, they're in the soup"
The Modern Variety-Sam- Yo,
don't mean to say that brutal.look
ing fellow is public speaker
Jack Yes; he's one Of our leadin,
pugilists.-Deiroh Free Press.
A financial paper gives the follow
ing advice tn beginners in business
When in doubt form corporation
when sure, go Il alone, even IL 20,
have to borrow capital from you
motbor.iu-law.
REST and change are good 70
people," said the wife as she rose il
the night to rifle her husband
pockets. ave had rest, and nov
| think I'll have some change" o.,
BgRdio Courier.
Friend Of the Family--Aren't 20,
afraid to let your husband take tina
trip into the mountains at this sea
son Of the year, Mrs. Billus-l
drives me nearly frantic to think @
il. But he's well insurph.-Chicog
Tribune.
William L. Gladstone is the wors
enemy bimetallism. has in the wild
world. He is the worst because h
is 10 most powerful. For fort
years he has been the autocrat G
political finance in England, an
England has been almost autocrati
in the tiuance Of Europe.-S. lou
Rspuhijc.
II Worked Both Ways She
Does the fact that | have none
make any difference to you, dearest
He-Of course il does, my OWN.
is such a comfort TO know that IL
should die you would be provides
for. She-But suppose ! shcul
die! He-Then ] would be provide
! for.--kF's Cdisnddr.
~ rug srRNG.
housekeeping time II near at hand
When man will sadly roam
And realize as ne'er before
There II no place like home.
--fhicago Inter Ocean.
FROM xESruCgY, ~ "ouRsk.
He was tall and thin and digniied,
With ministerial look,
Amt he took from out his gripsack
What looked like q small hymn-bool
Then inpuiringly he looked around,
Aud said t'twas In n smOkerD:
Would any gentleman like 10 take
\ little hand at pOkerY"
--Kansas Cify Jo"rmai