The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-09-12
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The cocoanut tree is the most
valuable Of plants.
Uncle Sans egg crop is worth
500, 1000, 900 annually.
i In scandal, as in robbery. the re-
ceiver is worse than the thief.
No one is useless in this world
who lightens the burden Of another.
= A rocking chair worked by cleo
tricity is one Of the latest inventions.
= Lots of girls with lips like cher
ries and checks like peach have tura-
up noses.
: Senator Cafery, of Louisiana,
has an ism-he will not shake hands.
He thinks it is senseless thing and
refuses to practice it.
Becker-I see by the posters that
Footlights, the tragcdien, travels un--
der his WIFE management. Decker
So do most men, but they don't ad-
vertise it.
She: And is this hair dye as dam
gerous as the doctors say. He: Every
bit. An uncle of mine once dyed his Z
hair, and three weeks after he married
widow with four children.
= A loud clap of thunder will cause
a lobster to drop his claws, crawhsh
his fas, woman to scream, a cat to-
become deaf, pigs nose to bleed,
and cause milk to turn sour.
RUDY's PILE SUppos1ToRY, is guar
antecd to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. 50cents per box.
Send stamp for circular and FreeSam-
ple to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster. Pa.
For sale by Wilhite & White, drug
gists, Anderson, S. G.
- A scientific authority states that
by saturating a bullet with vaseline
it's flight may be easily followed by the
eye from the time it leaves the muzzle
of the rife until it strikes the target.
The course of the bullet is marked by
ring of smoke, caused by the vase
line being ignited on leaving the muz-
zle of the gun.
Irving w. Larimore, physical di-
rector of Y. NJ. G. A., Des Moines,
Iowa, says he can conscientiously rec
ommend Chamberlain s Pain Balm to
athletes, gymnasts, bicyclists, foot
ball players and the profession in gen.
eral for bruises, sprains and disloca-
tions; also for soreness and stiffness
of the muscles. When applied before
the parts become swollen it will effect
cure in one half the time usually re-
quired. For sale by Hill Bros.
II Shipping cotton to the United
States would seem, at first glance,
good deal like shipping coal to New
castle, but, nevertheless, the exporta-
tion of 100000 bales from Egypt to
American ports show that the demands
of business are no respecters of prov
cribs. The Egyptian cotton coming to
this country is largely taken by New
England mills, which find it useful
for giving a silken gloss to many tex
lures.
While in Chicago, Mr.. Charles
L. Kahler, prominent shoe merchant
Of Des Moines, Iowa, had quite Sc
rious time of it. He took such a Sc
we're cold that he could hardly talk or
navigate, but the prompt use of Cham
berlain S Cough Remedy cured him of
his cold so quickly that others at the
hotel who had bad colds followed his
example, and half dozen persons or
dered it from the nearest drug store.
They were profuse in their thanks to
Mr.. Kahler for telling them how to
cure bad cold so quickly. For saleby
Hill Bros.
The grain, the smallest weight
standard in general use, was so called
from originally being the weight Of
grain of wheat. A statute which be-
came a law in England in the year
1866 ordained that 32 grains of wheat
taken from the middle of the ear, or
"head," and we'll dried, should make
pennyweight: 20 pennyweights one
ounce and II ounces one pound. Some
centuries later there were some radical
changes made in the above, such as
dividing the pennywcight into "a
grains. This makes 5,760 grains in
troy pound, as now used.-&. Louis
Republic.