New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-13


la, ,r,,b death and ruin from the old
or,s,ad apes Nc one indeed cares where ne
ooes so long as he takes himself speedily out OK
s,vht and hearing-and that 1t is really an ophR"-
,ion OF politeness on his part to do
7, v,,,I he strange II the British lion and the
puss,an hear don't clinch for a lively tussle De-
fore the Corean question Is settled.
II was Roswell p. Flower who insu!ted COM
,,,,,ses ~ citizens who carried petitions to him.
Now he Is trying TO shake hands with every man,
woman and child whom he meets.
casss OF ice-cream poisoning are reported WITH
nc much regularity as trolley accidents the last
an. occurring in Elizabeth. ~ j., when ABOUT
bundred nersons were affected and some deaths
,erdarad nrobablc The injurious substance was
nurchased from one Of tn most respected con-
,.c,iorsrs as IL always Is in such cases anu
mana ~ the doctors can tell why II should nave
,o,eored ANYBODY but, for that matter, tney
never can. falling back on vague the'ly VI
..r,,oxicon or some mysteriously generated ee-
mont ~ Ike sort which nobody knows anything
about Unless It's innocent and harmless proper
,ios can be securely restored 1t would be better
% wine II off the bill Of fare and the picnic pro-
oramme Of the Sunday-school altogether
Tho or,.o-ical meeting OF Mckinley and Flower
T., tho coming campaign In this State promises TO
no lively and interesting: but 1t will be all on one
side Ike the handle OF pitcher
August at the watering places shows a great
,,,nrovernen, upon the preceding summer months
o,1 tho season may turn out fairly good one
altar ali notwithstanding the hard times and the
co,,nlaints Of hotelkeepers now exchanged for
smiles running around the publican countenance
sor,a distance beyond the ears. so cop.ous the
August arrivals and 80 solvent the appearance OK
their baggage.
simnson "a coming back &c Congress on FUSION
ticket according 10 the present outlook bringing
the same slim category OF woody ideas ana the
same torrent u personal hair that accompanied
linn in his initial term. II really does not al any
time matter where simpson Is. or what the
official or non-offica prospects or status OF 'h's
amusing but unlmportant Kansas capricorn may
NJ any time happen TO be- lie Is well enough IN
a news paragraph. and may voice To their sa'is-
faction the inartculate longngs of the trogo-
dv,es OF the Kansas dugouts. But elsewhere OF
in other functions or avater he Is OF no eohse-
auence whatever.
Th, Democratic Congress winds up Its first year
Of service and looks back on series OF Enserapie
failures qualifications and imbecilities not 10 De
matched In the history OF that body.
The invasion OF Newark church by Texas
e,s.r arriving In the middle Of the sermon and
introducing an artificial rhetorical division
therein points two or three morals II not more.
Among them that the Sunday driving OF cattle
In that municipality should cease. or that the
religious services there should be held behind
closed doors: or else that there should be an In
fusion OF cowboys in the sub-diaconaie. The IN
cursive animal behaved quite we'll on the whoie'
showing no disposition to contest doctrinai points
and going out quietly after n vestryman had
given Its tail two three quiet but determined
kink. and turned It's head In the direction OF the
door and Broad-st. and liberty-even to the
Texas steer most precious and inefable OF pos
sessions 1t left behind a trail OF tears and
ecclesiastical confusion. but no traces OF deeper
injury and no permanent modification OF the
Interior architecture Of the church. or the ground
plan and superstructure Of any OF its deacons.
The occasion might have been accompanied with
Incidents OF tragedy and Is sufficiently impressive
10 enforce a stricter guardianship OF Newark
stockyards and a more rigorous observance OF
the Newark Sabbath.