Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1894-10-04

Leevs from mi diurIy air kalled sage leevs
beckaws thl ar sood medvsuu fur the blews.
Sage on the Political Situation. Likes
the Republican Platform Adopted at
Spokane Thinks the Populistic Ell
ement in that Party is Coming to the
Front. Thinks Job, of Bible Fame,
was Either a Republican or Pro-
hibltionist, Because he had the Biles.
Republicans Propose to do Little
and Hide.
MISTER EDDiTuR:
l am ovurjoicd. The news frum awl
parts NV the kuntrec air faverabol tcw the
kaws hev resently tux hold on. 1t maid
mi har. almost bust with eksteesy tew see
SO mulch NV our platform adopted hi the
g. o. p. at THAR konvenshun in Spokan.
1t WIZ not hully indorst, Nv koarsc-we
koodnt xpect that, fur the &. o. p. hez
got sum reliks OF antikity tibet hev tcw be
aired sumtimes or tina will ct mustty.
Thair's Granfother IIarrson's old hat fur
but tina perduce it still on awl CRATE okay-
shuns, ez q remindur tibet tina wuz wunce
a live partee, and he'd sumthin tew be
proud NV. Then thairs the old war REX
kerd. Tina fetch on the habillymunts NV
war, an tina 50, "look at us-we killed the
Suthern barr; konsekently we air intituld
tew run the guvurnmunt tew awl etur-
nytce." Tina don't mead any nu ishew--
tina init the bulls eye wen tina fust shott,
an tina don't Lev tew shute agin.
But wuz gon tew remarck tibet the
Spokan meetin wuz korker. She Seat
tut orgun hez ben out NV tune evur sense.
The orgun grinder IL mad and seq ii it
wuzn't fur thing he woodn't pla emmy
moar. That siivur plank feel like thou
zun1 brk and kahn mitey ncer on tcw
smashing .hc bcllu, Nv the P-l. orgun.
But he TUX dost Nv pane killer, bawt a
nu bari tcw kctch hiz teere, and scz if the
foax vii awl git in and drill now tina kin
mail, the kuntrcc blcev the plank don't
mccn ennytlIing, and i'll that half think
he IL rite. He scz tina must maik the
best Nv it now it IL drr, and silk tcw the
partec awl the sam, fur ii tina don't the
Dimmykrats WI git in and THAR vii be
fur him, no moar P.-I. witch is bein
TRANSLATED pie.
We he'd meetin nv our boys wen we
hurd NV the nuze, and it tr'< three kags NV
Winchart's beer and boxs NV Maley's
seegars tew suppl the wants NV the
krowd.
(The beer wuz fur the yewsc NV the
Republican viziturs hoo he'd kun in tew
see how we Poppylusts TUX the platphorm
we never drink but we hewitt awl re-
phormed rum smokin "Think of Me"
seegars. We hev no dout tibet fewsh,',
vii xii awl the uthr" parteez and we viii
bid up our kaws upon THAR rewing-
fewshun IL ware we Poppylusts shine.
SpeeF'n NV the old partec, reminds me
tibet we hcv ben reprczentid fur mcnny
yeers hi sum hoo llev bleevd our doktrins.
a Spanish konkerer wrrce maid the
inky guvnor Nv Pcrew pile up silvur ez hi
cz he kood reetch in his room fur revenu
He WI. u silver man. Judas Nv old wuz
trazherer IN Il sil> II churtcl, an wuz a
silvur man tho we kant simppythize with
liz sellin hiz master f. even silvur. Hiz
theorec wuz awl rite. He blcevd in the
silvur doktrin butt kerrid it tew the
xtreem. lie askt 80 fur l butt we air
kontentid with l6 to l. Besides he sold
out hiz best phrends, we never sell out,
butt if we kin bi soarheds frum emmy NV
the uthur parties pervided tina don't kost
tew mulch, viii, we're in f." spekkyla-
shun.
\ few NV our sistur parties air trubbled
with biles The Prohi's hev j. G. Biles,
witch is Jest CarbunKle Biles, and that
kind is bad enuh, but the 6. o. p. hez gott
the G. w. Biles, witch is Corn Wiskey
Biles, an that il the wurst kind. Wen
corn wiskey strikes intew the blud it IL
apt few send out this kind NV biles and
nothin butt the nife vii dew emmy good.
see hi the Lejjer that the Spokan meetin
put up fur konsrcsmen Messurs. Doolittle
and Hide. Flu" mi pant like the names
If tina only outline the polysee Nv the Re-
publykans. Fl tina won't dew tcw mulch
afoio tina hide it vii be awl rite. But fur
feer tina vii fergit tha'" prommis few dew
little and hide, we vii tri fur a sta of per-
seedlings, or molly proseekwi. Ez a dern
We rezort we will set the anarkistick wing
Nv our partee on tnair trak, witch vii re-
zult in rit OF habeas korpses, in witch
kase tina vii dew less than ii clektid.
And now Jimmy, regret tew hev the
stayne lynn on your partee witch tina put
on it up tew Seattr' wen tina TUX in u hull
lot NV mugwumps end diluted the pure
old DimmoErasee. regret it fur the saik
NV mi phrcnds, and awlso bekaws we
want thoZe mugWumps ourselves. Our