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Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
If He Wns Rightly Informed.

heard story the other day of that now rarc official, an old fashioned clergy man. He is settled over no church, but having been for long time in one parish he has performed the marriage ceremony for two generations, md baptized as many, and is always asked either to tender the last rites to tho dead or at least to assist in that solemn office.
 He is always very comforting to tho mourners, for the departed is sure of heaven. But as he grew older his prayers grew longer and tiresome. One day the mother of little family died suddenly and the hereayed husband sent for their regular minister and said:
 1T must invite old Dr. Blank, for he married us, and my wife loved him, but can't endure his remarks. want you to give him a small part of the service to save his feelings"
 The pastor thought he must give his senior the prayer, but judge of his chagrin when the old gentleman, after fulsome panegyric of tho deceased, said:
 And, O Lord, who will take the moth CTS place with theso dear little chill dren, two of them? If we are rightly in formed"---
 Boston Herald.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
with him and agin mo.

with him and agin mo.
 ''Then thar's my jumpin frog" sez I, "an inseok which kin outjump anythin he's put up agin except kangaroo, and I hain't sayin he'd cum out behind at that. I'm bettin on nine feet with no porticlzle7 encouraigement.
 1t can't be did by no mortal inseck of his humble an abject appearancel" he yells as the crowd cums down to look on.
 Ut kin fur s1o," ses I, feslin that Dog creek had got to be damned before the 8intor rains.
 He kivered my money, and we meas ured of the distance, and took the frog from his lair and sot him down and gin him the word He made the jump with six inches to spar, but it was an unnateral crowd. That speerit of fairness which kin allus be looked fur in the glorious west, even in a TOW between a roarin bull and a stun fence, was absent on this occashun. When I realized it, started fur the door, but the crowd overlook me and toyed with me till was a-weary, and hull bottle of my sassyparilly failed to restore my lost enthoosiasm. When the compound of in- telligence had got through toyin with my karkass I was taken into a court and fined SEQ fur false pretenses. The crowd was ready to sw ar to a man that they had bin basely deceived into believin that was runnin Q circus or a panoramy, and the justice of the peace happened to be the identical critter who bet agin my frog. Before 1 hold forth agin I shall hev paint ed signs to prevent fuoher mistakes on tho part of the confldin public, and I shall take the precaushun to deliver my lecktur from spot whar I kin reach the door at a jump in case the enthoosiasm beeums unbounded. Arter bein maltreated and robbed, as above described, was permit ted to recover the various reptiles and in- seeks and so forth belongin to my grand aggregashun and leave town. The afore- said aggregashun is at present in tired and dilapidated condishun, but l shall halt by the wayside and mako use of my z Magic cement and Cherokee sassyparilly to restore things to thar pristine glory, and hope by next week to feel tho same varchewous ambishun which has hereto fore accompanied me on my travels to TO- lieye my sufferin feller men.
 AUSTIN KEENE
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

 playing beneath it's hem a waistcoat of plaid Tattersall. which tastens snugly up to the neck and reappears in two points in the front.
 good driving coat: Any material, but better brown, as less inimical to dust. The front must be double-brea t. ed, the back full, not closely shaped, the seams lapped the pocket set at the right angle, velvet facings on the turn back cuff aud collar. Such a garment is rather smart than beautiful-a high CT eucomium.
 Agood golfng suit: Loose plain skirt of clan tartan or plain'gray or brown, braided edge; belted blouse similarly braided coming to the hips; fore and after cap or tam.
 And for general utility hint or two for fresh crepon waist. Let the color be not too light; the trees are many shades darker than they were, light is less abundant and all nature's tints are toned down; fasten it under the arm; put yoke of lace upon 1t and shoulder straps of crepon and let the sleeves be to the elbows and not caricatures of bigness beyond.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

chooses to make H. The fabric comes first, the product of an artist, if it bo good of its sort.
 There is the family of checks and plaids, which will be much in evidence this fall. There are pin checks and checks the size of pea-black and white, these mostly are, and very fa- miliar looking-and bigger check and then the plaids, bigger and bolder and more brassy than ever before. Horse blanket plaidsn is name I've invented for them; and there is this to be said fer them. However big and staring the plaids look in the uncut roll of cloth, they take their proper proportion when made up" and worn bya woman of fair height.
 The outing season will last until No- ,vember, and through all the beautiful golden weeks that intervene, one may wear the festive array out of doors. But, meanwhile, oh, woman of wisdom, build for myself gowns of reds and browns and yellows, with much use of black for trimming and in combina- tions. And bear in mind that gray and lavender will be at the opening of the season first favorite among color combinations, as strong a stylette, per haps, as black and white, not yet who'll ly overborne, was ten months ago.
 TAe long days of grace given to the outing season insures the fact that crepon waists will be very popular this fall Festivity is in the folds of them, and femininity turks in their soft shad- ows. Probably there never was a gar ment of modest cost more alluring to men, for whom all fashions are de- signed, than the crepon waist. Yet it will be better now m darker tints, and perhaps with touch of black.
 It is to be, indeed, a black winter, which does not mean by any means winter void of color and light and the shifting kaleidoscope of tints, for there is no color so brilliant as black when used in moderation and with the proper foils. Hats, especially, demand black, in plume and veil and .pompon and dewdrops of jet. Birds will be much worn, and here is an instance of the brillfancy of black that, used as a background for flaming coclSatoo or paroquet with strong reds in his plum age, it pFodsces startling, theatrical effect This garish style of hat is much admired, but somehow it seems to jar upon the sensitive sight much more than the modest one trimmed with bird of brown or black. One pities the gay one more; but why?
 rve spoken of the duration of the outing season yet left scant space for talk of autumn outing gowns. Take these three for instance:
 A good walking dress: Brown serge, with an Eton jacket, double-breasted, tight fitting above the waist and dis
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

higns of the bargain houses, each de-. nouncing the other as 'humbug" or s'fraud" in the plain Sixth avenuse, which is so delightful to New Yorker daring to be unconventional; a French singer hurrying to the matinee with light cloak thrown over her huge red sleeves and low bodice; another of the same blood-so cosmopolitan are we this one blind man singing mourn fully at street corner of love and death, the solemn inevitables, for pen mics; woman of fine form but hard, bad face, clad all in lightest apple green; 6 hundred summer waists, some of them no longer fresh; of superbly dressed women, not of the tenderloin type, not many, for it Is the dead between-season; in three windows out of four evidences of bargain sales of towels and other stupid necessities; in the fourth, hint, glimpse, a sugges- ton of autumn goods that lure one into the shady naves and transepts of the great temples of fashion reared by trade.
 It is sight full of tenderness and of charm-these autumn goods. Looking on them one realizes that another sea- son is presently to begin; feels some- thing of the thrill of the debutante on the threshold of imagined triumphs; hears@gain the pulse and throb and beat and wall of soft music and senses the gale of perfumes and the riot of color Even those who feel the cynic certainty that one season is another's like and that time flies faster than they would wish, cannot but know some of the intoxication of the novice when admitted to the imodiste's holy of holies and to the sight of new fabrics. A woman must be thirty years old-sixty is better and Nhave seen many beautiful dresses to akpreeiate them. Marvel of mar vels how every year they can continue to grow in beauty and glow in greater glory.
 .--The form of 2 gown is what one
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
DIR. FREDERICK T. ROBERTS
Writes in Birmingham's Index of Med icine and Surgery an Article on Malaria-What Dr. Hart
 man Says.

An article on chronic malaria by the above we'll known medical author, begin- ming on page 496 of Birmingham Index of Medicine and Surgery,'' reads as fol- lows: "Some chilliness or rigors may be experienced, but there is no cold stage of any duration-the skin being burning and dry, the face flushed, the eyes injected headache, giddiness, restlessnass, sleep- lessness. Vomiting and nausea are com- monly present, the vomited matters con- sisting. first, of food, then of a watery fluid and finallyof biliary matters. Great oppression and weight are felt in the epi- gastrlum; the tongue is furred and tends to dryness; the lips are parched, and there is sintense thirst-some precipitation. Yell lowness of the skin. is common. The spleen and liver are usually enlarged. Urine scanty, dark and of high specific gravity. The complications are also very serious. If treatment has been long de- layed so that the malarial cachexia has become established, it is difficult to bring about complete cure.''
 E Dr. Hartman, in commenting on he above, said: s'Nothing is better Known by the medical profession than that quinine nearly always fails to cure this class of malaria affections. It is chronic form of malaria, very common in old malarious districts. Sooner or later the patient is obliged to take @ thorough course of Pe- ru-na before he can permanently get rid of the malariaI poison. Peru na is probably the only remedy known to the medical pro- fession that cures malaria in all it's stages andvarious complications. One reason why chronic malaria is so little understood and unsuccessfully treated is because 1t is so uni ke the acute form. In chronic malaria theresis no distinct chill, no distinct sweat ing. stage, and there may be noregular time for the. bad spells to return. It Is liableto malze one feel horribly miserable all day.. and sometimes every day. Chronic malaria resembles closely nervous prostraiion, as it. often produces the worst form of nervousness and pal pitation of the heart. Nervous dyspepsia is often result of chronic ma- laria. In short, this disease is frequently so completely disguised that it isvery diff ficult to,detect it.i At this timeof the year almost any kind of mental or orphysioal dis turbance is liable to- be caused by chronic malaria, and a snfficientoeurse of Pe-ru-na should be taken. ''
 Every one should have a copy of the free book on malaria by Dr. Hartman, pub-. lished by the Pe-ru-nas Drug Manufaotur- ing company of Columbus. O.. Send in your address early SO as to avoid delay.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

itIl(l Dc TGSUOr6u UO hiLLA! q state of perfeck health and friskiness when a human critter gifts up and leaves his sent and cums down to me and sez:
 Stranger I feels it my solemn dooty to inquar what yc ar' givin us in return fur our enthusiastic presence this afternoon.
 ''I'm a-performin of my monster aggre- gashun aeeordin to the bills outside" ," -sez I.
 Whats sassyparilly got to do with yer monster aggregashun, as ye calls ita''
 ''She cums in when ye feelsa goneness, ar sadness, feelin that ye want to be kerrfed out of Cherokee on the wings of cyclone and dropped into the swamps of Arkansaw and left to die of exposure. The very fust dose, if ye shake the bottle be- fore takin, will make ye boot fur joy, and arter takin the third ye wouldn t trade yer claim of sagebresh and alkali sile fur Gen. tral park in New York"
 'Hevn't ye got panoramy of the Holy Land to wind off fur us?'' sez he, lookin kinder dangerous.
 ''Pd like to obleoge ye, but I hevn't," sez l.
 ''Hain't thar goin to be no circus per formance2"
 ''Not that knows of at the present. time
 ''No fat woman from Rhode Island or giant from JapanP Whars the wild gal from Borneo and the boa constructor from South Ameriky?''
 They ar', alas fur, fur awayl In. other words, hain't runnin no sideshow in the town of New Zion."
 But what hev ye got outside of the eddecated hog, who hain't no better nor he should be, and I'll bet on itp''
 "Thar's my exhibishun grasshopper, who is Twin proof of the varohews of my
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
Birmingham Age-Herald. !

Little did we think years ago when Dr.. Holloway, our great southern specialist, located in Birmingham and modestly an. nounced' through the columns of the Her. aid that he would treat only special class of diseases that he would ever achieve an international'r reputation. To our personal Knowledge from across the ocean, in far away England, they have learned of his skill and fame and consult him. We be. honor always win. He stands at the head "a pleasant gentleman, an able physician and is recognized as the leading author ity in the treatment of all private diseases. Birmingham may well be prond of him.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

ous edishuns, is Ramulus The choice was between Ramulus and Cicero, and I saved Cicero fur use later on. When tho hog had played 0 two handed game of euchre by hisself and convinced the interested aujeence that thar was no decepshun, was greeted with thunders of applause. I then stepped ford and interduced my Magic cement and Cherokee sassyparilly in proper languidge. I never dwell long on the cement though it's varchews ar many and no respectable fam 'ly kin afford to be without it. Accordin to my usual custom, twas leadin up to the sassyparilly, which goes right to the vital spot if the vital spot hain't bin dead too long, when Q feller gifts I'D II tthc- dnj6oRc5s and calls out:
 Drop yer sassyparilly and start the panormy goin if ye don't want fussl'
 put my hand on my heart and howed in my smilingcst manner and went on to inform tho cultivated attendance that the sassyparilly was made from roots gathered by my own hands and contained nuthin to offend the most fastidious. I felt that was maxim deep and proper impresshun when another feller gifts up and yells
 ''Trot out the elephants and giratfes and clowns and let this yere circus begin with a bangp
 I hev two objects in movin about on the face of the airth and bringin my medical compounds to the notice of the sufferin public The fust is that the public may suffer no more, and the second is to ae- cumlate sufficient wealth to build dam across Dog creek and meetin house on Calamity hill As fur my own wants, they ar few, and do not sigh fur the gaudi- ness of riches. Bowin low and humbly be- fore that compound of enthoosiasm and intelligence on the benches and payin no heed to the keerless interrupshuns, went on to say that my sassyparilly was callzer- lated to freshen tho blood, tone up the narves, work up an appetite and produce the gineral feelin in the busum of the de-
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
[coPYR1aHT. is0f.l

On the wing, merely-no one at this season confesses being in New York save for fitting, curious pause before fresh flights to further fields. But how pleasant it all is!
 On Broadway and Fifth avenue diminished throng of democratic prom enaders. Scarcely one woman in ten is smartly dressed enough to win the sweetly welcome look of envy. And of faces some are pale with the summer heat, which is scarcely past, and some inlaid or enameled in garish paints,
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

fcndant that he'd rayther stop in Cherokee than. to jog along to para disc. l was han din ny suDjeck in the most bewti- full manner and warmth up to that pint whar I allus calls fur a dyin man to step forth from the aujeence and ha ractOra1 t0
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
ORDERED TO DROP TT
JUMPlN JOE OF CHEROKEE TOUCHES
 ON HIS sAsSYPARiLLY.

And the Audience Rises to Remark That
 They Have Had Enough-Even the Mag
 ic Medicine Fails to Restore Joe to His
 Wonted Tone.
 Havin secoored the use of a tent, gave one of my unrivaled exhibishuns i'll the town of New Zion and tharby cum to grief. gin out, as usual, that my mon- ster aggregashun would perform in the afternoon and eyenin, with free admishun to all, and it ar needless to add that the
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

M Q gio cement. Before the tender hearted public get up on it's ear I used to break his legs off and ce. ment 'em on agin without his raisin any ob jiee k shuns. |"
 "Durn yer lNp- perl'' he yells as he sees the fastidi- oJla apjaanca vaa
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
Not Exacting.

Young Munney-Ahl fair one, be mine; will give up wealth, fame, po- sition, yea, even family, for you.
 Miss Pretty Shopgirl-Well, Henry, if you still insist suppose must say yes; but won't be hard upon you, dear; you need give up only the last.- Boston Courier.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

enthusiastic pop
 ulace was present. in large quantities and in the most cheerful speerit.
 The performance opened promptly at 9 o'clock with an exhibishun of the wonderful in- telligenee of the eddecated h o g, whose name, as I may hey forgotten
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
Labor Advocate I

Step by step, year by year, Dr. Hollo- way has acquired his almost national rep utation as specialist and which, with hia genial nature and opeu- hearted ppblid is rapidly winning for himself unlimited social and professional honorsi add thh most fattering practice, both at home and abroad.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
[Mountain Home, Talladega. Als.l

The excellent and praiseworthy reputa- tion of Dr. ". B. Holloway is well des served by him. We are, personally a9f quainted with tue doctor and know him @ besa man who is straight and square. HE supsrior ability in, his line is recognized hi all who know of him.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
Enough to Support.

She-L am afraid there is no hope.
 He-Ehl What did your father say when you told him that wanted to marry youf
 She-He said he couldn't afford it, New York Weekly.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

and powders, and one at least-one ghastly make-believe merry face under its broad hat and sweeping mass of frizzly yellow curls glanced down from time to time at tiny face that looked like replica of itself-the face of a girl of ten, and ohl so like that it was heart breaking.
 And on Sixth avenue saw sights as Interesting; little rnulatto girl with kinlky curls of carrotty red; the flaming
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
[Sumter County Sum-

We have great specialist in Alabama. In point of ability he is second to none, and has been longer in Birmingham then any specialist there. "Truth, merit and honor always win," and in that line pr. Holloway stands in the front rank.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
Birmingham Daily News. |

No specialist in the south is more fa- miliar with the treatment of private troubles than Dr. Y. E.. Holloway, Dur ing his long residence in this city he has successfully treated many thousands of pa. .tients suffering with private troubles of every conceivable form.. This great expe- rieuce, together with his skill and ability, not only places the doctor at the head of his profession in such matters, but is guarantee to all that place themselves un- der his care that they will receive the best treatment possible to be obtained.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
CURES GUARANTEED.

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Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
Limited Affection.

"Does she love music?"
 saM-ycs. But not enough to keep away from the piano. Washington Star.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30

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Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
FASHIONS MIRROR
Of Fresh Fall Fabrics and Flying
 Trip to Town.

Ehaclzs, Plaids and Golfng-The Outing Season to Last Until November 1 This Year-Crepon Waists and
 Driving Gowns.
Birmingham age-herald., 1894-09-30
PRESS NOTICES.

Holloway Whic he by general publc
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1894-04-19
Administrators Sale.

Pursuant TO a license to him granted by an order
of the County Court of Grant County, Wisconsin,
dated the 2oth day of March, A. D., 1898, the un
dersipued will on Saturday, the 21st day OF April,
A. D. 1894 at one O'Clock in the afternoon, IN fron1
o. the postofice in the village of Potosi' Grant
county, Wisconsin, offer for sale the following de
scribed lands to-wit:
Four "a acres off the west side of the east hait OF
the southeast quarter of the southeast quarter OF
the southwest quarter, thirty-six SOL Town
three (0 north, Range three (s) west
The northwest quarter of the north-eass qua. 20.
of the northwest quarter and the east half OF the
northeast quarter of the north-west quarter, ana
eight and onehalf acres off the west side OF the west
half of the northwest quarter Of the nortn-eas'
quarter of Section one %, Town two (2l, north OF
Range three 90 west. Being in oil about forty
four and seventeen one -hundredths acres, all In
Grant county, Wisconsin.
Terms to made known on day Of SALE
Dated Potosi, Wisconsin, March 27th, 1894.
j. PETER PLUEMER,
Administrator dc bonts non with
the will annexed of the estate OF
6ws Frank WarnecKe. deceased.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1894-04-19
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breakfast.