The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-06-03

dishes made by his wife, but will actually
eat them. He will listen attentively to
all Mrs Caudle's talk about the rights of
woman and the tyranny of man, and be a
real, good, quiet, harmless Mr.. Caudle.
He will allow his life companion a bank
account and will exact no itemized bill al
the end of the month. Above all, he will
pay the Easter bonnet bill without
word, never bring a friend to dinner with
out first telephoning home-in short, he
will comprehend that the woman who
makes the best wife is the woman whom,
by his indulgence of her ways and whiIns,
he makes the best wife. So, after all,
good husbands have the most to do with
making good wives.
AS for the wife, should say she should
be like a sun beam, always warm, bright,
sympathetic. She must have the faculty
of smiling at misfortunes, of telling inter-
esting stories, and OF never becoming
tiresOme. She must love children, and
''chum" with the family. The best wife
will be proud of her husband The
moment she becomes vain and courts the
admiration of other men, that moment
she loses her power over her husband
Then again, love is destroyed more by
trivial annoYances. than real grievances.
A woman with a ''touchy" nature must
have a husband who understands her,
or in her case marriage will surely be
failure.
Above all, the best wife will recognize
the husband as the head of the house
hold. and will allow him to earn the liv-
ing for both; for that which, in respect
to purse, is miscalled independence" be-
riage hell on earth.
f'Whose harness is that2" asked a
New York woman iof cosmopolitan expe-
rience, poin ting, as she spoke, says the
New York Tribune, to suberb set of
trappings, ornamented III every direction
with ducal strawberry leaf, surmount-
ing well-known crest, which hung in
the salesroom of one of the largest har-
ness-makers in the country.
"Oh, that answered one of the heads
of the firm, who was showing her the es-
adjustment, 'belongs to Mr.. -, of
Chicago; it is to be packed and sent TO
him to-day"
But how is it that he uses the Duke of
IS coat of arms!" questioned the lady,
somewhat curious to trace the consan-
guinity between the westener and one of
the proudest houses in England.
"Why, he wanted q crest, laughed the
dealer, land he thought that was pretty
one. You see, | keep lot to choose
from" he went on, contidentially, calling
her attention TO long velvet panel,
wherein glittered in silver ana gold a
goodiy array of heraldic devices. And
when my customers have no crest of their
own. ! just tell them to choose and take
their pick"
land 1 suppose the next generation
will discover some missing link, or man
ufacture one, which is still easier, and
call themselves o.fshoOts of some famous
house" soliloquized his amused auditor.
Just so, - responded the astute trades
man, 'and generally recommend them
to have genealogical tree made and put
in a fewextra branches ~
"But the strawberry leaves and the cor
onets why do they add those" persisted
his customer.
Why, they think weare all lords and
dukes oyer here if we've got money; and
just coat-of-arms amt satisfying enough
for some peOple,n concluded the man who
was wise in his generation.
That girl never looks cool who doesn't
know how TO dress herself for the sum
mer days writes Ruth Ashmore in a de-
lightfully refreshing page Of summer ad-
vice to girls in the June Ladies Home
Journal A hoU-lookiug wool frock or the
stffily-starched cotton one both Of them,
not only look warm, but they feel warm,
so TO the girl who is forced 70 wear
wOolengown during the summer who be-
li8ves that she cannot indulge IN some
pretty c6ttons that will not need to visit
the laundry, | am going to suggest that
after the wool skirt has been freshened up
and rem6deled mcnded and bound, that
she take little money and invest 1t in
one or two shirt waists II She
feels she can only get one, then she buys
a dark silk, blue or black with possibly
a little figure upon it in white. II she
feels that she can afford MORE then there
are innumera BILE cotton ones that may be
gotten at very reasonable prices, but
these. of course, will have the added eX-
pense of the laundry, for they cannot
stand being worn many times without
being Numbered. The dark blue silk