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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-07-13
Personal.

Prof Guides book "Caligula,' which IS
supposed to refer to the Emperor William
mas had wonderful sale in Germany. over
!;OUuO copies have been sold already, ana
snIeg printing establishments are Kept BUSY
supplying the demand. The work is now IN
It's twenty-fourth edition.
OF the thirty odd European sovereigns.
queen Victoria alone has a great grandson in
tne direct line Of succession OF the others,
only nYe have even grandsons in the direct
l N5, nsmeIy the soverelgns Of sweden ana
norway Denmark. Greece. MecklenDerg-
Strehtz and Saxe-Meiningen.
Speaking Of the possible successors to Leo
XIII, a correspondent of the Pittsburg Dis
patch says; Cardinal Rampolla is now
looked upon as the almost certain successor
OF Leo XIII. He has not come to the front at
d rush as sometimes happens. He has grown
Slowly out steadily. FOrtultous clrcum-
stance have aided MIN, too by removing
from MS path powerful rivals Three years
ago cardinal Parocchi was looked upon as
the coming man. The trend Of events has put
Nun IN a sense out Of the question. linen
cardinal La Saibetta was mentioned, and
tnen cardinals S1meOni and san Fellce, and
tnen the name Of Cardinal Layigerie, the
apostle OF Rome against the African slave
trade ana I1ppO lib, pushed all the others to
the rear. But Lavigeris is dead. and kampo-
la Is the man OF the hour Everything is in
he is available and availability here, as in
american politics is a strong point. Then
cardinal RamDolla is an Italian, corn in Sic
ny, ana none but an Italian can now become
pope without stirring up trouble in Europe
me pope who may be Is a man who is SPLEEN
dldly equipped mentally as well as physically
Born IN sicily, he Is still in the sos as TO age
ana MS training has been at once severe and
Lnorough, Tor he was educated by the JesIlts
From the very earliest time of his service in
the church ne has filled high and responsible
places, and IN his dealings with rulers and
governments he is implicitly trusted by Leo
XIII. Rampolla has the reputation of being
cool under any emergency a man of resourc es
at all times, worker OF the Gladstone order,
man OF the most temperate methods and
the most even disposition and at the same
time capable of ruling with a firm hand; one
tuIiy confident in his own powers, fully self
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He Got the Plume.

A ludicrous incident occ1rred in ore OF the
prominent churches in this city on recent
Sunday which is liable to cool the ehurch-go-
ing ardor OF the young man in the case and be
fea ure n the experience of the young lady
that she will not soon forget, says the Roeh-
ester Democrat
The young man, immaculate in q long coat,
light creased trousers and spotless linen. was
ushered TO a seat directly in front OF De-
wltching and stFlishly dressed young lady, on
whose curlg head reposed an elaborate ana
expensive model OF mIlliners art, the prln-
cipal feature OF which was very large and
beautiful plume.
When the good dominic commenced his
long prayer the Young mans thoughts were
evidently on his fair neighbor, and eonse-
Quently he neglected to assume an attitude OF
reverence
Not so with the young lady. She imme'
diately bowed her head on the back OF the
seat in front and the plume Of her hat
brushed the lack OF the young man neck.
Thinking II a ny. he tried to scare 1t away
with his hand, hut. like the cat, II came
back, with the persisteney OF book agent,
and after several vain attempts TO keep 1t
of his neck visions OF oentipedes, scorpions.
tarantulas and other poisonous monsters
filled his agoniZed MUD.
With the desperation horn OF despair he
made one grand grab, secured the trouble
some oolect, gave quick. strong jerk and
landed the gorgeous plume in his lap.
OF course, the young lady was surprised
and indignant and the young man was so EN-
tarrassed that he forgot to apologize at the
close Of the service.
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The Bovoott Proeressiva.

The president Of the union had the affair all
planned out and could see no possibility of
failure, says the Chicago Post
1t is very simple" he said. You see, our
first move will be to declare strike against
the company"
But the company says it can stand it. ="
protested the doubter.
OF course. Of course replied the presi-
dent; but that is only the beginning We
Will next declare boycott on the company's
goods"
What if that doesn't fetch the company to
terms
Why, then we will order strike in every
concern that uses the company goods
What elSe:"
We win boycott the goods of every man
VINO uses the company'S goods
Anything moreg"
Certainly. Well boycott every man who
buys goods Of the men who use the company 5
goods" ITO 80
and if that doesn't settle its"
men we II close up every man who trades
WIN the man who buys goods of the man who
uses the cOmpany'S goods"
is that your last card?'
certainly not. We II smash the davlights
out OF every citizen who deals with the men
VINO trade with the men who buy goods of the
men who use the company goods And If
Inat won DO 1t, we won't let union shops sell
anything TO the wives of the citizens who
deal with the men who trade with the
men who buy goods of the men who use the
company goods. Oh, we're bound to win this
If there's no break in your system
ana you DON'T starve and you all hold to-
dOubter W
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Pass the Tariff Bill Quickly.

What the country desires now is the
] prompt passage Of the tariff bill. Reports
1 from Washington are to the effect that
| the conference committee that has charge
! Of the bill is making very little progress
! Such reports are disappointing, because
I they indicate that the committee may not
/ reach an agreement for several weeks.
! In the meantime the season for the fall
trade is rapidly approaching, and fears
are entertained that that trade will be
greatly injured if the uncertainty in re-
spect to the tariff continues much longer
II ought not to take the conferees long
TO find out whether or not the Senate
will give up any of the amendments it
made TO the bill, and, if so, whas amend
ments IL will abandon. 1t is evident that
both the Senate and the House will have
TO make some concessions, but the House
will have TO make more than the
Senate for two reasons. First, the
bill the House sent to the Sen
ate did not provide a sufficient
revenue, and, second, the democrats have
a very slender majority in the Senate,
and some of the democratic senator's
would rather have the bill defeated than
have those features of it, in which they
are particularly interested, changed.
1t is admitted that tariff bill must be
passed. The democrats of the House
would hardly dare 90 before their con
stituents and ask for a reelection if con
gress failed to pass tariff bill. 1t is ad-
mitted therefore that the House has got
TO accept the bill, even if the conference
committee should not succeed in chang
ing it as amended by the Senate.
The question then is what sort of bill
can be got through the Senate! Will
that body submit TO having any of its
amendments stricken out or modified If
not, then the bill ought to be passed
quickly in its present shape If it will
consent to some notifications it should be
found out what the notifications are with
out unnecessary delay.
For more than six months the country
has been kept in state of uncertainty in
respect to the tariff, and this uncertainty
has contributed a great deal to the hard
times. Nearly all kinds of business have
been checked by it. Manufacturers have
not manufactured freely, and merchants
of all classes have not bought freely
They have been, and are still waiting to
find out the basis upon which they can do
business.
The conference committee has power to
end the uncertainty quickly, and it will
earn the gratitude of the country by ex-
ercising that power, whatever the conciu-
sion it reaches may be-
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The insanity Plea.

Mr.. Chauncey NJ. Depew has the happy
faculty Of putting a striking truth in a
brief sentence. In an address before the
Phi Beta Cappa Society of Wesleyan Uni
versity, at Middleton, Conn, the other
day. speaking oftheeforts to save the lives
Of the assassins Of Mayor Harrison and
President Carnot on the plea of insanity,
he said: Men who are sane enough to
kill deliberately are sane enough to be
killed judicially"
If courts and juries would accept this
test of insanity there would be very little
difficulty in reaching a conclusion as to
whether or not a murderer pleading in
sanity should be punished. The bomb
thrOwers and other anarchist murderers
would not occupy the time of courts for
weeks in order to have it determined
whether or not they are responsible for
their crimes. The single question would
be, did they commit deliberately the
crimes with which they are chargedl
There is no doubt that the man who assas-
sinated Carnot committed the crime in
the most deliberate manner. He lay in
wait for him and seized upon the first ia
vorable opportunity TO do the deed.
The man who murdered Mayor Harrison
last November has been kept from the
gallows all these months by the plea of
insanity. and yet no murderer ever was
more deliberate in carrying out his pur-
pose than was PFendergast. He went
to Mayor Rarrison's home, called
him to the door and shot him TO
death. He was able TO reason very
clearly, and there is no good ground for
doubling that he was fully aware of the
fact that what he prepared to do was a
terrible crime.
Extraordinary efforts were made to
save the assassin of President Garfield
from the gallows on the plea of insanity
but judged by the rule that Mr.. Depew
lays down very little time should have
been wasted with him If ever a muir
derer knew the nature of the crime he
plotted to commit, and did commit, it was
Guiteau.
There is altogether too much considera-
tion shown to murderers. The plea of
insanity is always set up whenever there
is chance for it to be successful. With
the adoption by the courts of Mr.. De
pew's rule it would cease to play as i'm
portant part in murder trials as it does.
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Reduoed His Head

i was admitted to the bar in 1882" said
Representative Heiner Of PENNSYLVANIA to
the Washington Post. and I thought il the
greatest event Of my life, barring my birth
and attainment to the estate to manhood. l
Immediately set to work to make an immortal
name for myself as a great orator / did not
nave long TO wait until the opportunity to
distinguish myself was offered. 1t was nv
maiden speech and ! threw my whole soul
into the effort. I thought it was one of the
hnest speeches l had ever heard. There
were those kind, benevolent spirits who are
always ready to encourage a struggling gen.
lus, and who went to some extent in expires
sing their approval of It. 10 sum UP my
feelings may say 1 was entirely satisfied
with myself. Why, even the children on the
streets as passed to go TO the depot looked
at me in awe, and pointed to me while they
whispered among themselves: There he IS
there he is.
II shall never forget how my heart swelIed
with pride and how my pulses throbbed in
silent glee over my success. Why, a group
OF boys followed me at distance and lin
gered at the depot where | expected to take
the train. l smiled at them in an encourag-
ing way, and after a little delay they ap-
preached me.
YOU? -'l
My heart sank into my shoes. as the bold.
est OF the group blurted out
say, mister, amt you the man what gives
boys tickets to the Circus:'
From that day to this" concluded Mr.
Heiner i have never allowed my head to
obtain a circumference that could not be
modestly screened from view by an eight
hat
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The End of the Bride.

little girl in India went to the missionary
school She was pretty. clever little thing
and so attracted the teacher that she ven
tured 10 visit her in her own home saws Lon
con Temple Bar. She found the child over
Swallowed by the horror OF her approaching
marriage. AS baby, she had been he
trothed, but, according to custom she lived
on in her fathers house till she was twelve T.
then she was to be taken from her own Deonle
and given over to her husband a hideous lit
TIE man, detormed, his face SCARED with dis
ease OF bad character, and VIGOROUSLY given
to drink.
The child was terrified of him. and he de-
rived a ghOul-like pleasure from her terror.
used to Jump at her in the dark make faces
at her, and told her that once really married
to him and in his home ne and his old mother
would make short work Of her teautv with A
red-hot FORK. so that IL would soon be difficult
to choose between their two faces
At last the fatal day arrived. The mission.
ary's heart ached for the little friend she was
unable to help and as she went about her
work she prayed that God might save His
hapless creature.
At noon the chi1ds mother burst into the
house "Nahoni is dead, " she cried. and the
two women hurried to her home There was
N1homi, lying st,h and told on the floor
and looking slim and childish in her bridal
dress and smooth tiower-crowned head
IL appehred she had spent the morning in
restless agony OF anticipation. that 10 quiet
herr her miserable mother had beaten her and
that afterward she had failon into an apathy
OF despair.
mar. had braided 10 neatly had put on her
bridal gown, had decorated herself with
lowers and Jewelry, and then had gone
quietly into the yard behind the house where
q datlra tree hung It's great white trumpets
against the blue SKY, dug up ana ate "a little
free.
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The DOLLS Wooinr.
Eugene Field in chicago Recol

Hu6OAO iC4u III OuICdBO RECORD.
The little French doll was dear little doll
Tricked out in the sweetest of dresses;
Der eyes We're of hue
A most delicate blue
And dark as the night we're her tresses:
Her dear little mouth was futed and red
And this little French doll was so very we'll
That whenever accosted her little mouth
SAID:
Mamma! mamma"
The stockinet doll, with one arm and one leg
Had once been a handsome young fellow.
But now he appeared
Rather fFou2y and bleared
In his torn regimentals Of yellow;
Yet his heart gave a curious thump as he lay
In the little toy cart near the window one day
And heard the sweet voice OF that French
dolly say.
Mamma mamma"
He listened so long and be listened so hard
mat anon he grew ever so tender
For II ; everywhere known
That the feminine tone
Gets away with all masculine gender,
He UP and he wooed her with soldierly zest,
But all she d reply 10 the love he protested
We're these plaintive words (Which perhaps
you have guessed)
Mamma mamma"
Her mother-a sweet little lady Of I'VE
Nouchsafed her perennial protection
And although stockinet
Wash blue FLOODED. yet
she really could make no objection
30 soldier and dolly were welded one dav
ana momelt ago, as iourueyed that way
/ u sure that heard q wee baby voice say:
Mamma mammAi'
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The President and the militia.

The impression appears to prevail quite
generally that the President has no au-
thority to order out the militia of a state
independently of the action Of the COVER
nor of that state, that if he wants the
assistance of the militia of state he must
obtain it through the governor of that
state. This impression is a mistaken one
A glance at the Revised Statutes, section
1892, will show that in case of invasion
or rebellion the President has authority
"to call forth such number of the militia
of the state or states most convenient to
the place Of danger as he may deem nee
essary TO repel such invasion or to sup
press such rebellion, and to issue his
orders for that purpose to such officers of
the militia as he may think proper"
There are other sections of the Revised
Statutes which convey similar author
ity. 1t is found in sections {, POS and 5, 299
The President has authority to call out
the militia of any and all the states with
out making application to the governors
thereof, whenever, in his judgment, he
thinks it is necessary to do so ito enforce,
by ordinary judicial proceedings the laws
of the United States within any state"
and whenever instruction, domestic
violence, unlawful combinations, or con-
spiracies in any state so obstructs or
binders the execution of thelaws thereof,
and Of the United States, as to deprive
any portion or class of the people of such
state of any of the rights, privileges, or
immunities, or protection named in the
constitution and secured by the laws. and
the constituted authorities of such state
are unable TO protect, or from any cause
fail in or refuse protection of the people
in such rights"
1t is evident, therefore, that the Presi-
! dent has a pretty big lot of soldiers to
draw from, Notwithstanding the small
ness of the regular army. 1t is probab bly,
| because there are so many well drilled
! and well armed military organizations in
the different states that congress fails to
seriously consider the advice of those of
ficers of the regular army who think the
| army ought to be increased to 30, 900 men.
In view of the fact that the President
! can call out the military organizations of
! any one or all of the states if they should
be needed, it would seem as though
the national government ought to con-
tribute something toward maintaining
these organizations. In most of
the states the burden of maintaining
them falls almost wholly upon the or
| carnations themselves
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The state CAMPAIGN.

From the Macon Ga Telegraph CDeml.
In sending out speakers the state commit
tee should be careful TO send out only men
who are democrats through principle: who
are thoroughly confident OF the right position
OF the party and who can impress their con
hdence on their audiences by giving good rea-
son Tor II. ANY other kind OF speakers will
do more harm than good. They should ne
aUle to expound the doctrines Of the Chicago
plattormters, Is, logically, convinCingly The
time has gone by when hgh.hown captrap and
uapdoodle aIIusions to the grand old dem
ocratic party Will have any effect on the
voters OF the state AS a rule they are intel.
hgent, reading thinking men, VINO are per
fectiy able 10 understand a logical statement
OF fact. and who. If d speaker is not abso.
lutely sure OF his ground, Will quickly dis.
cover II and lose confidence IN him The
Democratic party has got q good, clean rec
ora ON which 10 go 90 the people and n IL is
properly presented 90 them there Is little
danger " the thir party making any better
showing than II ala TWO years ago.
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A Midnight Philosonhsr.

say Cap, I'm playin' in hard luck tonight;
will you buy one of these jokers from me2"
The hour midnight; the scene, Broadway,
SAYS writer in Donahoe's. The lockers :"
small packages of court-plaster, one of the
innumera6le excuses for begging and-evad.
ing the police.
1 looked at the fellow CLOSELY. had inst
spent my last dollar. felt a species of shame
at not being able to purchase a Joker"
Parenthetlcally, may mention that have
a drawer full OF Jokers bought under similar
conditions.
Il am dead broke 1 explained to the rep
resentatlVe OF the great army of the misera-
bic; why did you tackle me?"
tackled him in the vernacular.
Il half thought it. he re Piled with prefer.
natural solenInlty, then he added:
Its ike this: man wots broke am
sassy. He looks thoughtful. He looks kind
Wen yer pockets full er money yer amt apt
to think ABOUT other people. Yer thinks every
body fool wOt amt got money. Yer SASSY
that's wot yer are. But wen yer broke, oh
my"
1t was a long speech, but the .'oh nv" gave
him his second wind. :
Wen yer hungry yer thinks about the tene.
ment district, yer can't help it. Yer thinks
about little babies painting on fire escapes an
cryin fer food. Yer thinks how far dollar
will go among the poor who always fgger in
There's something. in that, u yentured to
remark. .
ITS Gods truth " he continued "Wenever
think of others till we feel a want o sumthin'
ourselves. amt nobodys rich man. but I'm
the same way myself Consequently I never
tackles man wots flush o. money-that is
unless he drunk"
And them suggested
Then, we generally gifts sumthin' But the
man wot's drunk takes his money s worth out
O. us in insults. I've had a drunken man
squirt whole bottle o vichy water over me
and then gimme aV TO git new suit o.
close"
Which cost you
Look here. boss, yer Eettin' PERSONAL"
The fellows diagnosis was correct
l took the hum bug home With me, awakened
my landlord, and raised a dollar. 1t was
tackled on to my next bill
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BRIGHT BITS.
There's a pane in every window,
There 5 ace high in. every pack,
There's a wall in every ocean,
There are blues in every stack.


There's ace high in every pack,
Inere's wall in every ocean,
There are blues in every stack
Detroit Free Press.
7 see that the British yacht rather got the
best OF US this time
Well growled the man who runs every
thing into politics, what else could you ex-
pect under this administration: '-IndlanapO
lis Journal
How the dickens can you call Gtbberts in
come princely? He doesn't have more than
81 a week spending money, l know"
On, didn't refer to the size Of his income.
was thinking Of the way he gets it, 1t is
given to him by his wife. Cincinnati Tri-
bune
How did you like that cake I made for you.
Henry asked Janet.
1t was very good
II was afraid it was soggy in the middle"
Maybe 1t was, dear said Henry. Il
didn't go into it very deeply Harper S
Why They DO Not Speak. Miss Oswald
Cher fourth season. am going to Mr..
Thorpe yachting party to morrow
Mr.. Snyder who has not been invited aud
VINO besides, sees chance to pay OF an old
score)-You don't say so! Whom do you
chaperon Vogue.
Mother-What? Been in swimming? And
this time of the year? Mercy When l went
out today wore my winter coat.
Little Johnny with teeth chattering)-
4 CO III IL was SO--SO-SO-COiu we na-ldQ to
1ump-jump into the wa-water to ke-keep wa
warm.-Good News.
Miss Ingenue-What do you English college
men cali a graduate?
Jack Termley-A fellow who has success
fully been through a course Of studies.
Miss lngenue-Oh! And is an undergradu-
ate fellow who has been through a course of
Observation-Disclosures
THE country's all right said the house
wife from the city, who had been used to Ice
boxes, cool cellars and that sort but you
can't keep anything"
You can keep warm, can't you?" incurred
the man who hadn't any summer residence
property for sale.-Detroit Free Press.
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No Politics in This.


T TONI inc NtW OFk ITIbune IRep.G
Every true hearted American will rejoice
at the earnest and patriotic words uttered in
the Senate yesterday by Senator's Davis and
Gordon in denuncation OF the foolish and
fantastic propositions put forward by the
Populist PETER There is no question Of Dol.
itics or partisanship in this matter ihe
Georgia senator was as outspoken as the one
from Minnesota, and eloquently declared that
the men who wore the gray thirty years ago
would lie found side by side with those who
republic and enforcing the laws. Pefer :
speech and resolution we're distinctly intend
ed TO encourage and intlame the forces of dis
order and rebellion. The indignat on mani
tested by the two senators who replied to him
was natural and proper. 1t is unfortunate that
action was deferred for even single day on
the substitute resolution of Senator Daniel
indorsing the course Of the administration.