New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-01
TIE T.iLh or THE DAY.

The Boston Transcript" has heard o. an eco
nomical man he Is locksmith. and. needing
sign he went to a sign-paInter and got an estimate
for lettering Then he nailed Two locks 10 board
and asked the painter to paint after them the WORD
"mith" The Philadelphia Ledger suggests. how
ever that II would have been cheaper 10 have used
only one lock- and paid the painter for an s."
Their Redeeming Feature-Mme. Bashleu-I thi,S
Ruskln's titles for his books are 50 happy.
Nine Smlthson-How so?
OF his books you always know one Of the things u
isn't about.-tAmerican Reformer.
The Chinese have the Following names 'or Euro
pean countries and America: France Is eahea ~
Ko THE land OF lawfulness'; Germany ie-Ao'
the virtuous country England. ing-ko' 'ne
blooming land; America. Mei-Ko. the "beaau'w
land" and Italy. I-ko. tie land OF Justice
Reporter-what has become OF that fasting girl
SGMI useum y Manager-she's doing six months IN ,.a
for not paying her board oi'A-'"h mite r'AA'
Weekly.
Kate Field saws that no city surpasses Edinburgh
in saualor and Indebtedness. and that one-third OF
the population never enter church
Fishy.-"why." growlcd the large raw-boned man
who was hanging on TO a strap. why DO we pe'I ~
the minions OF th.s transportation s9fpo'a''0" "
Because are suckers. replied the niue "sss,
eyed man who taking home steak Tor supper
Cincinnati Tribune.
Il
how the doctor came and said she had susssa
liver What beats me-" she added. lis how them
slugs get inside the liver
Sophisticated Jay.-Treetop-Now jes look "
tibet sign Don't blow out the gas
Hayrck-What does II mean?
Treetop--They probably want US 10 call a ooy, 70
do IT, so they can charge 80 cents more on our BILL
tKate Fields Washington
In answer to The Suns" assertion that there Is
nothing in the recent election figures TO dseom-
pose the Democratic party. The st. Louis G.ooe-
Democrat says that there Is. however mueh "
the figures TO decompose II.
Puzzled-"Answer by return male" was the way
the letter wound up thar Miss Foo,tes received
from Mr.. Suddenrox. Il wonder sait she, Mn In
er he means by the messenger boy or py pos" ""
dianapo.is Journal
The Tribune owes Mrs Kock and the Republican
party OF Colorado ample apology. on the au'
thority OF sundry Western papers. 1t assumed h's-
that Mrs. Klock Populist. and. secondly tns'
she defeated in her canvass for the 'o'o'ao~
Legislature. Whereupon 1t was noted as matter
OF news that Mrs Klock didn't strike J., pu'
stopped short. Now in point OF fact. Mrs kiocA
ran for the Legislature on the Republican "VN
and was elected by 1900 majority SO, ins'esa
OF merely striking r. she has struck 1900 ana ns'
numerous friends say that II she doesn't run AA
and get still bigger majority 1t Will only W
cause she will have wa.kover, and WONT "
obliged to run.
Hettie-what a perfectly charming and o's'">'
'Fossle-What has he said or done recently? .,
Hetie,He had sea, In crowded stres naoer and
| entered. and ne looked up from HIS p'p''
bowed to me.-lCh!cago Inter Ocean
"Mr Peabody. who an American" said 20.
Hole the other day. was one OF the creates. O.A.
factors OF London His houses built for ana oo'u
! pied by the workmen models which every s.'
| city would do well to copy. At flower anu 80 49,
exhibition In London which attended four OF Nv
years ago l was surprised and delighted 10 h''
a large number OF the prizes for the pest - 49,.
went to people who jewellers In MI fe"0 u,
houses That shows what a better atmosph''' "a
do for the working Gases. Public garue"S 80.
parks and workingmens clubs. l think. are AVA.
conducive to temperance. But people VIII he'e
made temperate by constraint. To secure temp
! IL impossible by mere Suman obligations ana - 49,,
Force Of common sense. conscience anu sp'
influence necessary.
Father QmpressvelO- Suppose I should Dc pc hoy:
away suddenly what would become OF YOU ~; r.
What would become OF you?-tWest Ches's'
At a military fair in Chicago they are vo'"s .sts
the most popular clergyman. To the man WI" rr,
tho mast votes a Jerusalem jackass will Dc y"
sented.
Ireland viii have confidence in his ss en,er while
Judgment and in the proprety OF ms rssnect for the
TRADE III Of bishop Mcouaid They viii be
to think that the Bishops violent n,ai, that ali The
oficias Of the Catholic Church N ssops lsnSuass
of po!Nics The tone OF the II he were really
sSssn "Ss nnf Of sss q:
sorbed In churchy vocatSns, wna Ireland had found
time to attend Republican meeting M by which
and contributed to the sSsshan
hurled from pOwer7-(Milwaukse sen''"s@