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RAILROAD OF NEW-JERSEi
(Arthrac!te coal used exclusivelyJ
-Four tracks. Automatic Block signals

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Four tracks Automatic Block signals
Trains leave station FOOT ot Liberty ~. -. q.
ror Easton Bethlehem. Allentown Mau,n so "a
q 80 10 A. NJ 900 $50 g. VI A.
For Nf.kesharre. Pi'ts'on and Scranion v'lO n H.
40 I.3o 430 p NJ surlays. 40 a " % ~
For Reading az 4 30 500 ).i0 1900 II 20 N.
I:io. 10 3c0 800 5:i5 : 30 p u. l2i5 n,sa. ss,'
cavs 40 \ NJ 90 30 80. 80 p. " J? - n,s.s
For Harrisburg 40. 500 $40 A. VI, ~, y
200 s:45 =. NJ. 1-l5 night. Sundays. l"p D" r. ~
For surbury Levisburg ara Wllsmspori ~ : ~ I'm
o'iO A. NJ. i:io 30. - r. " - ~ nlsn' -
uTs 54 R R,shi p5 Sh9'i Long ach ana ron. Pig
Pleasant 80 Sis ~ 30 4. NJ. l:o. -. 80. 70 ~
panD 400 go Is as to Red Banjo. c:I' J. n syr
~ W. ror LAKEWOOD
40 S:ij A. NJ. las. $40. 40 T. II. ~, -. o..
negat 40 s;i5 A. NJ. las. 4:2O T. " =,
For Atlantic City Vlneland and Brise'on f'So a. A'
las p " ,.,-.,, 49,.
s ManT pI.n 20 i.3 100 80 p N SUP
GAYS. 900 4 " 100 r "
ROYAL BLUE LINE
To PHILADELPHIA BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON
For PhIaGepnIa. WcrA aaya, i.oU 500. 3.Vl lVi9
II ty.n.a. CasJ \. IL. 90 - 400 ,n-Ie, Is.!
Carp. 300 dining carr 600. 30. =. - /. ~. -s
20 800 Dinn.; Cap so p " i2:l5 n.ga,. ..
For Baltimore and Washlngton. week DAYS. 3Nl u Y
DINING CaD a. NJ. 80 300. boo Dining c.0 50
i2' @se e Sgntay ag S II 10 5s scS Sa
:si ID o.a tIlto rs~a Broadnay. -, ~ Ay.r 81
asi Columbus Ave-. New. York Court s.. So Fal'oa
St. Brooklyn: os Broadway. Williamsburg .he Ney'
Transfer Company VIII call f0r and checs eags1ss
from hotel or residence TO destination
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ROYAL BLUE LINE
DEL. LACKAWANNA AND WESTERN r. n.
stations I'm New-HOri> foot of Barclay and
Christopher streets
VESTIBVLED TRAINS. PULLMAN BUFFET


Direct route - NEW Ai,k. BLOOMFIELD MoNrcLMR
THE ORANGES. summit Bcrnaras. Doe. hasArs
Riige Madison. Morrisiown rassa!c. Paterson. BOOB
ton Dover S,arhope. BUDDS LAKE LAKE, 10
PArCONG Hackeu,towu. SCHOOLEY'S MOL NrAIN
Washington PllliILPsBuRG. EASION. WATER
GAP. STROUDSBURG. + 1no M,unta.'- ScRAy'
JON. PITTSrO WlLKESBAHRE. NANrl'okLs
nANNli.LE. N9RTHt MnhKLANp MONT. Sc ,h, EG'
HAMTON. OXFORD. NORWICH. Wltcrfi'a. IIICA
KlSHFIELn svKiNGS. c,rtl3na, - i'>ci S6 ,S o.
BATH DANSXLIE hrEFAII0c nj ai. points
WEST. NORTHWEST AND SOtTlW ST
T2o A. M-ElNGHAMrON MAIL. s,cps 90 principal
900 A. M-HvFFAlo SCRANTON. BINGHtMToS
UTICA. SNIsACI 81 and OSWEGO EMPRESS Pu.i.
man Buffet Iurl1r cars. Connects az I.IG1 VITA
train tor Chicago. arriving a.2O a. III. morning.
100 T. N SCRANTON BINGHAMToN ans ELMlRA
EMPRESS. Pullman parl.i cars. "a,
40 i. M-sCRANTON' WlLKEsGARRE and PLYM'
OI'TH EMPRESS. Pullman parlor cats. -
20 T. NJ ,DAllyp-Bi' FFAIO. SCRANTON. BINGHAM
TON ard EIMIRA LIMITED EXPRESS. Pullman
Iunrt Slrep.rs. Arrives at 7:i5 a. ,,
600 y VI oDanyp-BCFFNIO SCRANTON. BINGHAN
TON UTICA. SNRnCUSE and OSWEiO ENlRESS
Pullman Buffet Slceprrs. -,
TICKETS AND PULLMAN ACCOMMODATIONS ~ y
Murray-st. 429 HroadwnN. Tickets ,rry s'ains
- and 942 broadway. ~ West l2jh-st 2l5 ,ounoI~
AVE- NrwNork. ;N 80 Fuiton-st and - Hf'al"ay'
brooklyn. Time tables. gNins iulI lnformtt)n al all s'
tons. -,
WEsTCOTT EMPRESS COMPANY WI cab for ara
check baggage from hotel or residence e. dstraimh
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Proposals.
Rids for Manual Training Supplies

In pursuance Of an order Of the Board ~ Education OF
tho CIV Of Passac y. j.. the Undersigned coilil."
advertise for bids for the following equipments h'o"'
for the Manual Training Department: - ...,
10 double benches q individual ouihts or loln"ry So
for the same individual tool outfits for carNnS STOCK
Tor the same turning lathe tools for me SAM
ock Tor tho same: u adjustable drawing stands II IN
t,si tool o6ts for the same material for the same;
furniture and utensils for school Kitchen lockers iof
,cs,le and instruments, i-horse power engine
tul details Of the above articles can be obtained ny
Geo r 1870 Washington Place. Pas
ssir X J All bids must 10 the hands OF the com
nee hv MAJ End prox the board reserrng to itself the
right 10 reject any all bids
inc sullivan " T. Magee. Ches. \. Crane. Andrew
rol,lds Geo. T. Welch. Committee
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DvpRTIsEMENTs AND suBsCRIPTIoTS;, FOR For
n THE NETWORK TRIBUNE WILL. BE RE
cEIvEp At THE Ti'rowN 0FEIcE NO. a'2 r hy9ss.
TISEMENTS at the following Branch Offices: pa
Eighh-ave Twenty hlrd-st; l52 sixth ave
III Fourthaye., FOurteenth-st 100 Third ave.
corner Forty seventh-s loo rhird1ve.. near sixty
FIRST West Forty second-s: lI2
colunbus-ave: 80 Avenue AZ 1923 Third ave: 20 West
257 West Forty second ST. 55+ Third-ave.
s3s Third 205I Thlrd-ayc. between Onchundred-
snd-tweis'b .nh One hundred and thirteenth sts
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Summer Resorts.

MOTEl BRlE&llEl7
LAKE HOPATCONG %EW-JEISEN
CAPACITY. -" NfjW MANAGI:MENT ono md one
quarter hours D. l.. g. ". V L. Accessible" elegant
mountain resort for famlo. 100 f"~t elevation. Lake
nine mites long. surrounded hS forests. superb views
drives and bathing exceptionally hn". ladies billiard
Iarlor. also 'uokrs ca'd and banquet roumf Apply n
New onio" 20 I,ro1dwat. RICHARD H. STEARNS
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OLD DOMINION, LINE.

old DOMI Union LINE.
OSteamers for NORFOLK. PORTSMOUTH, OLD POINT
COMFORT and NEWPORT NEWS. VIRGINIA BEACH.
pETERsBI' RG and RICHMOND VA. and WASHING
TON D. C.-Tues. Wed. Thu . and Sat For Richmond.
via JAMES RIVER-Wed. and sat. For WEST POINT.
VA-Tues Thurs and sat From Pier &C. No. Mr..
foot Beach-s,.. at p m. SATURDAYS p. m. Through
tickets and freight rates all points South and West.
". l.. GUII.LAtDEr. Traffic Manager.
DIED ID" LINE OF STEAMSHIPS.
II FOR LA GUAYRA. PUERTO GAELIC, cURA.
FROM fPiiERRNEPoNT STORES. BRooKLYN
& s. PHILADELPHIA. ..., Tuesday. April -. p m
s < VENEZUELA. Saturday May u? J ?. m.
These American built expressly for the trade
have very tuperior recommendation ior passengers
FOR ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ONLY -, ..
- - BOULTON BLISS DALLETT
General Eanagers. los Frort-st
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Iearhers.

4 MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
"A supplies Professors Teachers Tutor. Governs''sA
a toC Colleges. Schools and Families. Apply to
49, Mrs ". J. YoUNG-FULToN "a Union Square.
crNCY Miriam Coyriere supplies tutors professors
"A In all dep:s: recommends
Book Bding. 10th ST.
g9PIsCOPArtAN LADY wanted for private school well
~ recommended Teachers wanted all departments.
H. s KELLOGG. II East 9th-st.. New-York.
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.LNMG BEACH A@@@GlA1 rl0M
Announces "a. Opening u
LONG BEACH, L.. !.


SEASON or 1896
THIS RDe.-t is within easy reach - New York md
proatlyn Frequent trains modcrat" rates IN" Beach
IS uncyceilcd as rcyort anywhere ON the At
lan'c Coast
Malaria AMI kindred troubles are unknown. Sanitary
rules strictly enforced Pure drinking water from pro-
springs tho mainland Both surf AMI sim water
bathing Unlimited opportunities for boating ana fishing
HOTEL Will BE- clnducte! European plan AMI VIII
open st. Rooms viii be e, az reasonable rates.
Srecia Tor table board
FURNISHED COTTAGES can be rented for 500 and
upwards. and viii he ready ly May II. Gas and water
are included rent. THE ASSOCIATION has arranged
st MINER PNKLTAAlEST'' during July and August.
REV. DAVID JAMES Bt I:itELL. II. j.. PRESIDENT
The following weli-known speakers will cooperate:
Joseph COX. Prot Alfred Schauhcr Jesse l.. IIurl-
but T. J.. Wilbur +. Cran' D. D.. John l.. Scudder.
- j.. A. G. Dixon. j. u. Rev J n stearns John G..
Woollcy. Thomas l.. Murphy Mrs. ]. Ellen Foster. Mrs
Barnes Dr. Francis T.. CLARK. H. II. Tyler. D. D.. Mrs
Bottonc. Mrs Ostrander and many others.
Detailed prospectus Will be mailed on request.
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Dancing Afaosmics.

r. TO T. WALTER. lately returned from Europe.
NJ Glasses private Lessons IN Society Dances DAILY
<1e Columbus ave. S0th and tlst sta
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JMPAMoGmDRlAn
OCCIDENTAL AND ORIENTAL q. g. CO
PACIFIC MAIL S. S. CO.


MALLORY STEAMSHIP LINES
4NI FOR TEXAS. GEORGIA AND FLORIDA
Eleven iron steamships. aggfegating 1909 Tons
From New York: Wednesday. Friday and SATURDAY
TO GALVESTON. TEXAS. Thence by rail to MEXICO
CITY AND POINTS IN MEXICO and to DENVER
COLORADO SPRINGS, SALT LAKE CITY Also to
SAN FRANCISCO and all California Winter Resorts.
- FLORIDA-NIA BRUNSWICK. Ca
TO JACKSONVILLE. ST AUGI STINE. TAMPA &C.
STRAIGHT and ROUND TR1I Tickets issued 10 all
points in Texas. Colorado. Utah. Arizona. California
Mckee &c. Georgia. Florida Excellent accommodations
W.T. GOpage 1894 Manual (maiied free).
C. IT. MALLORY CO.. Gen Agts.. Pier 90 f. r.. " Y
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LONG BEACH ASSOCIATION,
81 'or'landi 81. \. Y
PAVILION HOTEL,

NEW BRIGHTON STATEN ISLAND.
Beautul sail. twenty-five minutes from Battery. Most
delightful place TO spend spring and summer months.
open April to November. NOT cqualicd FOR the price
A. Il. DICK 60.
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FURNISHED Apartments 90 Esl.

-rrt-,vr si-DESIRARLE APARTMENTS q y
D or two front rooms private bath. furnished or u
firr shed.
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LINE.

~ for ROTTERDAM and AMSTERDAM Via Bouogne
Mer France.
DUB ELDAM .Thursday' Ap In 30 % p m
First cabin S4j upward second cabin. $3.50 sieerage
at very low Apply for guide and terms. General
Pa 30 broadway.
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WHITE STAR LINE.

Germanic. Apr o. o a m. Germanic May %, a m
ETC Itonc. Nj . 5 'Tcutonic. MAY 30. = y. IA
Britannia. 80 a. britannia June a. 100 n.
Majestic. MAY 10 800 r. lMaJcsilc. June H. D. m
From White star Dock. foot of West ioth-s;
NO COTTON CARRIED by PASSENGER STEAMERS.
Saloon rates $50 upward according to steamer and l'
cation Of berth Second cabi these steamer $50 AMI
$40. Storage from the old Country 81. 30 -
Broadway. New-York IhiladePha on,ce go Walnni-sI
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New 11nblieallons.

Twentieth Edition. post paid. for CSC. or stamps
THE HUMAN HAIR; Why II Falls on;
Il Turns Gray and the remedy. Fly Prof HARLEY
PARKER. A NJ LONG & CO.. 013 Arch ST.. Phila-, Pa
Every should this little book "-Athenaeum.
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BOARDING AND DAY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
NOS. 6s7 AND Go MADIsON-AVE..
New-York City.
Prepares for Barnard and other colleges.
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NCHO LINE
~ UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMSHIPS
FOR GLA OW VIA LON u y y X " T.
From Pier - n. r.. foot Of West 2tth-s'
Anchoria 2S Frnossia May >. p. m
cabin Passage. <4J and upward.
CITY OF ROME Saturday. May "a June 30
Cabin so ana upward Second Cabin $50
Stcorage. outward S23. Prepaid Set
CABIN FXCURSIOS TICKETS At REDUCED RATES
For drafts tours other information. apply to
HENDERSON BROTHERS 7 Rowling Green. Sew ro-x
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n Ew- YORK. New-Yori. - and p East iith Street
~ METROPOLITAN COLLEGE OF MUSIC.
Special Rates for Summe- Season. Residence Depart
rnent two minutes walk from Central Park DUDLEY
BUCK Pres Albert Ross Parsons N!ce-Ires.; II. W
Greene. Sec'y and Treas
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~ CHARLESTON. 5. C.. the South ani Southwest.
JACKSONVILLE and all Florida points
From Pier ~, T. II. 0oot Of Roosevelt-stl. p m
IfN''Sl 'lls' 'IiN lNi'
CHEROK EF,. Fl.y. AIri =
hHpNQt N....'.'.- 81 hHtF' ~" ~
o..
All have hrstcaes passenger a"cominoaatlona
WM. =. CLYDE e. co. General Agents
Bowling Green. y. Y.
Fla. Cent, & Penn. Tas, =. T. Line Via Jacl,sonyii.
Great So. Freight PASSENGER Line VIA th1rlcston
r. G. Eyer. Genl ACT. $40 Bway. y !
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Summer Rceori Gnioc;
Sprinn Resorts.

MNDDOM G1Ml12
ATLANTIC CITY. NEW-JERsEY.
DrpFCTIY Of THE BEACH. fsEND FOR CIRCCLARb
LEEDS q LiPPISCOTT.
The mirror., 1894-06-28
A Lawyer Knocked Out.

The circuit court was sitting in a New Hamp-
shire town. 1t was a cold evening, and a crowd
of lawyers had seated themselves around the
hearth in the village inn, when a beated traveller,
benumbed with cold, entered the room. AS
none of the lawyers offered to make room near
the fire. he sat down in the back part of the room.
A smart young lawyer addressed him, and the
following dialogue took place.
"YOu look like traveller
well, l suppose l am. l came all the way
from Wisconsin afoOt, at any rate.''
From Wisconsin! What a long distance you
had to travel.''
"Well, did it, anyhow
Ibid you ever pass through hell in any of your
journeys?''
Eyes, sir; passed through the outskirts"
II thought likely. Could you tell us what are
the manners and customs of that place? Several
of us would like to know"
"Oh! You will find them the same as in this
place; the lawyers always sit nearest the fire..
Boston Herald.
The mirror., 1894-06-28
The Editor to the Rescue.

"Gentlemen,'' said the Indiana mayor, 1.-The
object of the meeting has been fully set forth to
you in the published call. The industrial army
is marching in this direction. Our people have
enough to do to take care of their own unem-
ployed. In this emergency something must be
done. The coming of this army is a menace.
Whatever we do must be done promptly,
resOlutely and fearlessly. l await your pleasure,
fellow-ctizens. The meeting is Open.'
After short pause the editor of the town
paper rose up.
Mr.. Chairman" he said pale but determined.
IL move you, sir, that as means of averting the
visitation that threatens us. double column ad.
be inserted at once in the Weekly Tornado, offer
ing steady work on the roads at $3.50 day to
every member of the coming army. And l take
pleaure in adding, Mr.. Chairman" he went on
in a voice that rose high above the din of ap
plause. THAT l will publish that ad. for three
fourths of the regular rate on the local page in
big display type. next to pure reading matter,
and send fifty copies to the advancing army
postage prepaid, Mr.. Chairman. without extra
charge!"-ChicagO Tribune.
The mirror., 1894-06-28
THE WORLD IS GROWING BETTER.
The Increase of Crime Has Nearly Reach
ed Its Maximum. Warden Wolfer
Favors Us With an Address. A Brief
SYNOPSIS of His Remarks.

At the close of the usual chapel services last
Sunday morning, Warden WOfer favored us
with a brief address. III which he stated that
one of the principal facts recognized and
thoroughly discussed by the National Prison AS
sociation at their recent meeting in st. Paul,
was the inequality of sentences and punishments
for crime. which. he thought was extremely un-
lust and should and would in the near future be
remedied and minimZed. He also spoke of the
many temptations which a discharged prisoner
is called upon to endure, and the chilling recep-
ton which he receives under the present miScOn-
ceived laws of society. But" said the Warden,
Il think the world is growing better every day.
and that the time is not far distant when every
man. be his condition in life what it may, will
have and receives co-equal right in all matters
of law and equity He also spoke briefly of the
improved methods by which crime and crmi-
nails are detected, and that he believed that
within the next five, or at most ten years. 1t
would be utterly impossible for a man to COM
nit crime and escape almost immediate detec-
tion and that when men were brought to a reali-
Zation of these facts crime would decrease at
rapid rate Warden Wolfer does not believe
that because of the universal increase OF our
prison population that crime must necessarily be
on the increase. but rather, by the improved
are detected and more criminals caught which
must necessitate an constant increase in our
prison population.
The mirror., 1894-06-28
He Was All Right.

Once during the argument in a lawsuit, in
which Lincoln represented one party. the law
yer on the other side was glib talker but not
reckOned as deeply profound or much of a
thinker. He would say anything to jury
which happened to enter his head. Lincoln. in
his address to the jury, referring to this, said:
my friend on the other side is all right, or
would be all right, were it not for the peculiar
ity I am about to chronicle. His habit-Of
which you have witnessed very painful spec-
men in his argument to you in this case-Of
reckless assertion and statement without
grounds, need not be imputed to him as a
moral fault, or as telling of moral blemsh. He
can't help it. For reasons which. gentlemen of
the jury, you and have not the time to study
here. as depiorable as they are surprising, the
oratory of the gentlemen completely suspends
all action of his mind. The moment he begins
to talk, his mental operations cease. never
knew of but one thing which compared with my
friend in this particular. That was small
steamboat. Back in the days when performed
my part as a keel bOatmen, | made the acquaint-
ance of a trit1ing little steamboat which used to
hustle and puff and wheeZe about the Sangamon
river. 1t had five,fOOt boiler and seven-fOOt
whistle, and every time it whistled it stopped
Detroit Free Press
The mirror., 1894-06-28
The tWentY-seyenth annual reunion Of the First

The twenty y-Seyenth annual reunion of the First
Minnesota Volunteer Infantry took place at
Wildwood last Thursday. Seventy veterans of
the old regiment being present Company Is.
made the best showing in attendance. The fol-
lowing named gentlemen, former members of
that company, being present with their wives:
John $. May and wife, Mr.. and Mrs. Adam
Marty and family, Samuel BloOmer and wife,
Mr.. and Mrs. Myron Shepard two daughters
and grandson, and A. c. Hospes of this city; Pat
Falahee and wife and j. A. Timer and wife of
st. Paul; George McNeal and wife, E. A. Stevens
and wife, n. f. Warner and wife of Minneapolis
George A. Oliver and Joseph Dotts, Lakeland; /;
Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. May and grandson of White
Bear Lake; William +. Schroeder and daughter,
or Rock Island, ILL., Peter Hall and wife of At
water and William NJ. Ray of Bloomington.
The mirror., 1894-06-28
He Won the Case.

Private John Allen" of Mississippi, who be
came the wit of the house of representatives
with the death of Sunset Cox, tells a good story
on himself of how he came to be a profound law
yer:
at was down in Tupelo. during the trying period
just after the war. l was at that time practic-
ing lawyer-that is practiced whenever had
any cases to practice with. One day Uncle Pom
pey one of the old negroes of the settlement,
came into my office and said:
MARS John, 1 want you to cl'ar me, I'se
gwne to be rested for stealin of two hams
outer the cross road store
'Well,' l asked, did you steal the hams?
Mars John, just took EN-
Did any one see you? l asked.
Var, boss, said the old negro disconsOlately,
two old white buckra's.
We'll, Pompey,' replied; 4 can't do anything
for you under the circumstances
Now, Mars JOhn,' said old POmpey, here's ten
dollars, l just want you to try.
We'll, 1 consented to try said Allen. The
case was to be heard before an old magistrate
named Johnson. He was totally uneducated,
and was moreover a perfect dictator and no
negro ever came before him who was not fined
the maximum penalty and sent to his field to
expiate the crime in the sweat of his brow.
The magistrate heard the case. Every poss-
BILE proof was brought to show that Pompey stole
the hams There could be no doubt of it from
the testimony. did not put a question to any
of the witnesses, but when the testimony was all
in arose, and in my most dignitied manner ad-
dressed the magistrate:
May it please your Honor, it would be useless
to argue the position he holds and before one
who would adOrn the superior if not the supreme
court bench of this grand old commonwealth.
And may say that those who know you best
say that you would grace even the supreme court
of the United States, the highest tribunal in the
land. 1t will be useless to dwell upon the testi-
nony. You have heard it, and know the case as
we'll as 1 do. However, it may not be out of Or
short passage in the old English law. which
clearly decides this case. and which, for the
moment your Honor may have forgotten
Then 1 fished down into my pocket and drew
forth with great flourish, an old copy of Julius
Caesar. opened it with great dignity to the first
page and read the line which is familiar to every
schoOlboy. 'Omnia Gallia in parties tres dvsa
est That decides the case,' said 1, throwing
the book upon the table. That clearly acquits
the defendant.
with great dignity and solemnity then took
my seat. The old magistrate was completely
nonplussed. He looked at me a moment quiz
zcally and scratched his head. Then, turning
to Pompey, he raised himself to his full heigth
and said:
'Pompey, I know you stole them hams, but by
the ingenuity of your lawyer, I've got to let your
go: Git out said he as he planted his numbe
nine in the seat of POmpey's pants, AN if you
ever come here again, lawyer or no lawyer, you
git six MONTHS"
The mirror., 1894-06-28
Had Preachers Enough.

The story is related of bishop who came to
one of our state prisons and was tOld ''NO need
of you here. sir. We have eight preachers safely
locked up who are brought out each Sabbath to
minister to their fellow-prisoners.' If this ap-
pears doubtful tale, it can be varied with the
following about young lady Sunday-school
teacher who has class of rather bright boys,
averaging between seven and nine years. Re-
Gently she requested each pupil to come on the
following Sunday with some passage of Scrip
ture bearing upon love. The lads needed the
request and in turn rected their verses bearing
upon the popular subject, such as "Leve your
enemies" Little children love one another" etc.
The mirror., 1894-06-28
They Want Names.

The Russell Art Publishing Co., of 92S Arch ST.,
Philadelphia desires the names and address of
a few people in every town who are interested
in works of art, and to secure them they offer to
send FREE Cupid Guides the Boat" superbly
executed water color picture. size 10 13 inches.
suitable for framing, and sixteen other pictures
about same size, IN COLORs. to any one sending
them at once the names and addresses of ten
persons (admirers of fine pictures) together
with six two-cent stamps to cover expense of
mailing, etc. The regular price of these pictures
is 81 90. but they can all be secured free by any
person forwarding the names and stamps
promptly.
NOTE.-The editor of this paper has already
received copies of the above pictures and con-
siders them really "Gems of Art"
The mirror., 1894-06-28
Good Rules to Follow.

The longer live the more feel the import
ance of adherng to the following rules which
laid down for myself in relation to such matters
1. To hear as little as possible what is to the
prejudice of others.
.. To believe nothing of the kind till absolute
ly forced to it.
3. Never to drink in the spirit of one that cir
cuates evil report.
L. Always to moderate, as far as 1 can, the
unkindness which is expressed toward others.
5. Always to believe that. if the other side
were heard very different account would be
given the matter-Benjamin Franklin.
The mirror., 1894-06-28
Never Cross-Examine a Woman.

ButterwOrth's crOss-eXamination of Miss Pol
lard reminds one of the dying advice of Rufus
Choate to a young lawyer. He said: Never
cross-examine woman. 1t is of no use. They
can not disintegrate the story they have once
told they can not eliminate the part that is for
you from what is against you. They can neither
combine, nor shade, nor qualify. They go for
the whole thing, and the moment you begin to
cross-eXamine one of them, instead of being bit
ten by single rattlesnake. you are bitten by a
whole barrelful. 1 never, except in a case alb
soutely desperate, dared to cross-eXamine a
woman" "-PayneSville Press.