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Poultry and Other Produce.

PrlceS RAID by ShlpperS.)
Poultry-HeEs. 612c per Id; young chick
ems, SIC per ID; turkeys, old toms, 4c per
ID; hens. &c per 10; fancy fat young toms,
turkeys, &c; ducks, &c per 10. geese, $+.20Gg
4eO per doz for choice.
E~ggs-Shippers paying &c.
Butter-Extra, lie; miXeG. SG10c.
H~oney-16d1Sc.
fredericksburg geese. 4Oc per 10: mixed
duck. zoe per 10.
B~eeswaX-20c for yellow; 15c for dark.
WoOl-Unwashed medium wool l5c; un-
washed coarse or braid, l3q15c; unwashed
fine merinO. 10d13c tub-washed. 18G2Oc;
bury and cotted wool. &c TO 10c less than
above prices.
RAW FURS.
Following is the price list for central and
northern Indiana and Ohio for prime skins:
Extra coon. $1G2; large coon, soc; medium
coon, 60c; small coon, 40c; large mink. 81. 10;
medium mink. See; small mink, Coo; black
skunk, $50; half stripe skunk. soc: narrow
stripe skunk, i0c; broad stripe skunk, 20c;
opossum, 2G25c; rat, 3613c; red fox, 500
$l.25; gray fox, 40Q65c; otter, S1S: Ken
lucky skins. 10dD per cent. lower than
prices quoted above.
HIDES, TALLOW, ETC.
Hides-No. l green hides, 21zc; No. / G.
S. hides, 3l2c; No. 2 q. ). hides, 212c; No. 1
calf hides, &C; No. 2 calf hides. 31ac.
Tallow-No. l tallow, 4Ac; No. 2 yellow,
&c.
Grease-white. 41kc; yellow. S1zc; brown.
&C.
Bones-Dry. s12a1s per ton.
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10al2ac; part skins, Sasc; full skins, "a

10Gl2Ac; part skins, SG9c; full skins, 20
212c.
Eggs firm: State and Pennsylvania, 12c.
Receipts, 1888 packages. Western fresh,
11iac; Southern. 1OAaI1ikc.
Tailow steady; city G2 for p~ackages).
4 13-16c: country packages free}, 4 15-l6c, as
TO quality.
Coffee-ODtions opened dull; August de-
clined 10 points; September advanced 10
points; others unchanged; ruled dull and
featureless, and closed quiet at unchanged
Including: April at 16.2Oc; May, 16.05G16 loo;
September, 1490G14.95c; October, 14.55c; De-
cember, H.2Oc. Spot coffee dull; No. I. 17l9c.
Mild quiet; Cordova. 1914G19I2c; sales, none.
Warehouse deliveries Saturday, 1908 bags;
New York stock to-day, 1i6, 221 bags; United
States stock. 210,1 LAG bags; afoat for the
United States, $1,000 bags; total visible Tor
the United States, All, 464 bags, against last
year. 567, 166 bags.
Sugar steady; sales, none. Refined mod
erately active and steady.
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Mondays Bank CIearings.

At New DEMONSTRATING. sS92.52S. New
York exchange. 800 per 1900 premium
At New York-Clearings. G5. Isl ,25S; bal
ances, $f.361. ~.
At Boston-Clearings. 81. sSO.SO balances.
s1.4e5,543.
AT Philadelphia-Clearings. s7.503. POI; bal
ances. St.079. ia.
ances. S175 Gl.
At Chicggo-Clearings. S13. 3SI. O0O. New
York exchange. 75c premium. Money steady
on tine.
Al st. 0uis-C1earings. &.922.CSS: bal
ances. s2qS O5. Money duh at 5ha7 par
cent Exchange on New York. Soc premfIm.
At Cfncinnati-Noney, 2izd6 per cent. New
York exchange, JNf0c premium. Clearings.
g 764 90
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Oils.

OIL CITY, April 9.-National transit GER
tiffcates opened at S21ac; highest, Sac; low
est, S2I2c; closed at S3Sc. Sales, lS,UUO brls;
shipments, 155,S54 brls; runs. S5,674 brls.
WILMINGTON, April 9.-Rosin dull;
strained, soc; good, 95c. Spirits of turpentine
steady at 251ac. Turpentine firm; hard, S1.60;
soft and virgin, 81. Tar firm at 90c.
PITTSBURG, April 9.-National transit
certificates opened at S212c; closed at S7sc;
highest, s3sc; lowest, S212c.
NEW YORK, April 9.-Petroleum dull;
United closed at S315c. Rosin steady. Tur-
pentine steady.
SAVANNAH, April 9.-Spirits of turpen-
tine firm at &c; sales, 1886 gal. Rosin firm
at S1.0h.
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NniI. and Horxeshoe,

-: lalr bride sooqss per ooz; city III,
skins. s5cGsl: French calfskins. siq1.so.
Nails and Horseshoes.
steel cut nails. ,sl25; wire nails, SIS rates:
horSeshOeS, per Beg, $50: mule shoes, per
keg, A.15; horse nails. SG5.
oil Cake.
OIL cake. s25.25 per ton: oil meal, s25.25.
Produce, Fruits and Vegetables.
Broccoli or Kale-S1q1.25 per brl.
Spinach-I-50al.75 per brl.
Cranberries-Jersey, 6.50Q7.O per bril-
Apples-5.50G;6.5 per brl.
quality. Florida cabbage, S2d22 per crate.
quality. Florida cabbage. s1.75Q2 per crate.
Sweet Potatoes-Cobden, 1915.
Le~mons-Choice. $3.50 per box; fancy. $3.50.
Florida Oranges-SQ5.50 per box, ac-
cording TO size and quality; California ma
vel, 81. 7503.25 per box; seedlings, per box,
O~nions-S5aSc per bu. or 81 per brl: new
Bermudas, S275G3 per bu box.
Florida Pineapples-Medium. s1q1.5O per
doz; extra size. So.
Bananas-s125a175 per bunch. according
.Cheese-New York full cream, 12Q14c;
skins, SAFE per ID.
brI. 50.
Onion sets-White. S.5O94; red and yell
low. 2.75 Uer bu.
Cucumbers5$10L25 per doz.
New Tomatoes-$SG5.5O per case.
Potatoes-$2q225 per brl; from car. 60d65c
t~atoes, Early Rose. soc per blu; Ohio. 9Oc
per blu.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Maple MolasSSs-90cMs1 per gallon.
New Potatoes-Bermudas. s6.5OQ7 per brl;
second growth. a.50T5 per brl.
Provisions.
Bacon-Clear sides, 40 to so lbs average.
7&QSc; 30 to 10 lbs average, sac; 20 to 30
lbs average, Si2nS4c; bellies, IS to 20 lbs aver
age. 7AdSc; IA to 16 lbs average, S4qsLc;
20 to p lbs average. S0S4c: IL to 20 lbs av-
erage, ShGS12c; 9 to 10 lbs average. SAGS4c.
Shoulders-English cured, II lbs average.
SIC: 16 lbs average. SC.
Hams-Sugar cured, Is to 90 lbs average,
9AI101kc; 10 lbs average, 1O24G11c; 121a lbs
average, 1O4Qli1@c; 10 lbs average, 114G12c;
block hams, 1Oal012c, all first brands; sec
onds, 1AGAc less.
California hams. sugar cured. 10 to II
lbs average. SIC.
Homeless ham, sugar cured. Sl4a91kc..
Picked pork. bean pork. clear, per brl,
N4G16; rump pork, Sl2.50Q13.00.
bacon, clear frsts, 1113q12c;
seconds, 10H6111zc.
Lard-Kettle rendered. i'm tierces, SAG9Ac;
pure lard, SAQS12c; cotton-oleo. &c.
Glover = Choice recleaned. 6O-lb, $500
80; prime, &.25d5.50: English choice, $50:
prime, S.5O05.15; Alsike, choice, SS.25TS.75;
Alfalfa, choice. $.35d5.55. Timothy. 45-lb
Bluegrass-Fancy, Alb bu. S.15T1. 20; extra,
clean, S5u90c. Orchard ~grass-EXtra, S.65G0
LIB. Red top-Choice. 55N65c extra clean,
SSM4Oc. English bluegrass. 24-ib bu, s2.750
Timers Supplies.
Best brand charcoal tin &c. 1Ox14. 14x2O.
12x12, 81. N. 10x14, 14x20, 12xl2, $500
g: &c. 14x2O, roofing tin. &.75G6; &c, 2Ox2S,
S1l.50d12; block tin, in pigs, 25c; in bars. &c.
Iron-27 b iron, &c; C iron. 4c; galvanized,
Copper, bottoms, zoe. Planished copper, BIC.
Solder. 15Q16c.
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Cash quotations were as follows: Flour
62lsc; No. 2 corn, 3SAc; No. 3 yellow corn,
9Sc; No. 2 oats. S1Ac; No. 2 white. 2SG351gc;
No. 3 white. SSAd33hc; No. 2 rye. soc; No,
54c; No. l flaxseed. 1902; prime Timothy
seed. A.25G43O; mess pork, per brl, $12.i2120
12.45: lard, per 10, 7.4212q7I5c; short-rib
sides Qoose), 6.4213G6. Acc; dry-salt4d Shout
ders Ooxedl. 5.S714a6. 121kc: short-clear sides
Cboxed). 6.6213ae. 75c; whisky, distillers' fin
ished goods, per gal, $115.
On the Produce Exchange today the but
ter market was firm at 16622taG23c. Eggs
firm and fairly active at 912c.
Receipts-FlOur, 11,WO brls; wheat, %6,0OO
bu: corn. 1871, 900 bu: oats, 1S5, 100 bu: rye.
5000 bu; barley, 10000 bu. Shlpments-Flour.
1900 bu; wheat, 123,000 bu; corn, $4,000 bu;
oats, 1SS.000 blu; rye. 1000 blu; barley 1900
bu.
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Philadelphia Record.

IHIIdutIpnId TltCOTu.
The editor of the Electrical Age predicts
that by the year 1900 our homes will be
heated by electricity supplied from large
central stations and distributed through
street mains. The idea Is practicable even
now. the economic factor being the only
one as yet unsolved. The possibility thus
f~oreshadowed affords a new reason why
municipalities should not surrender TO cor
porations the control of their highways,
the functions of which are seen to be stead
ily charging.
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Visible supply of Grain.

NEW YORK. April 9.-The visible supply
of grain Saturday. April Z, as compiled by
the New York Produce Exchange, is as
follows: Wheat, 20, 1852, 900 blu. a decrease
of 774o00 bu: corn, II. 49, 900 bu, a decrease
of 1922 900 bu: oats, 2,e54,O0O bu, a decrease
of 5000 bu; rye, 397. 900 bu, a decrease Of
5000 bu; barley, 592, 900 bu, a decrease or
$1,000 bu.
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REAL-ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Eleven Transfers Yesterday, with a
Total Considernfinn of y 10


Total Consideration of S27,52O.
instruments filed for record in the re-
corder's Office Of Marion county, Indiana.
for the twenty-fopr hours ending at 5 y. m.
April 9. 1894. as furnished by Theo. Stein,
abstracter OF titles Hartford Block. No. 50
East Market street.
Nathaniel Burr TO Isaac N. Hay
maker et al, lots IS. 81. 3S and 80.
i'm square ~. and lots 5 and 4. in
square 4. in Beaty's addition. $1,4OO
len. lots 50 and 81. in Johnson's
East Ohio-street addition .......... loo
Robert b. Jerusalem To Lewis NJ.
Fugit and wife. lots 81 and 80. in
Jerusalem's subdivision of Van
ArsdaPs addition 70 IrvingtOn.... 1000
Theodore NJ. Currier to Sarah F..
Miller. part OF lot IS. in Fletch-
ers fourth BrOOkside addition. 800
Wilson :. Doan 10 Rily Scott. part
of the east half of the southeast
quarter of section 80, township 10,
range 2..................~.".t... 500
William Il. Ralph 70 Sarah Z. Pot
ter. the south half OF the east half
of the northwest quarter of section
8, township 10. range 2...:.......... 1.195
John T. Bruce 10 Sarah NJ. Saun-
ders, lots lS2. in Clark'S third addi-
ton TO West IndianapOlis..-........ 100
Robert Brook 70 L7ttie Wolf. the
east half OF the northwest quarter
OF section =. township Il. range I. 5000
same Observation-Disclosures. 5000
Nettie b. Wright to Nettie Mckay
Kerr. lot l6. In Dennison Park adj
Emma f.. Peek 10 Wiliiem Bartling,
lot 29S. In Spann & Co.'S second
WoodIawn addition. 500
Transfers. IL: consideration ......... s27.59
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Senatorial Courtesy.
Washington Star.

washington star.
What is senatorial courtesy" asked the
young man, who is not ashamed of his ig-
norance. Senatorial courtesy" replied the
citizen, who always believes the worst, lis
what prevents a statesman from closing a
deal before he has let his colleagues in on
the ground floor"
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Cotton.
LIVED pOOI. A

LIVERPOOL, April Spot cotton in
moderate demand; American middling,
4 3-16d. The sales of the day were 1900
bales, of which 800 were for specr 'tion
and export, and included 5000 Am. can.
Receipts, 10000 bales, including 1920 Amer
lean.
NEW ORLEANS, April Cotton quiet;
sales. spot, $500 bales; To arrive. 700 bales.
Receipts, 4,5I1 bales; exports to Great Brit
ain. 4,470 bales; stock, 10000 bales.
VEN YORK, April Spot cotton dull;
sales, $50 bales; middling uplands. 734c;
middling gulf, Sc.
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LOCAL GRAIN AND PRODUCE.
Dali Day I'm Trade Circles with hut
Few Chnngcn In NaIncs.

The cold rain OF yesterday was a damp
ener on trade on the wholesale streets
IN all departments little was doing
except to MI orders of the travelling sales
zen who came IN on Saturday. The seed
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~EaDY INVESTMENTS FOR SUR

DEaDf INVESTMENTS o SUR
plus sums of money In any
I-O mount may be learned of by
application to THE INDIANA TRUST
COMPANY.
This company takes mOney on de-
pOsit for time specified and pays in
terest on it. Or it can make longer
Investments In securities, stocks,
bonds or Its great faciI-
tiles and wide opportunities enable
ft TO command n broad field I'm this
way.
TIE INDIANA rust COMPANY also
undertakes every form of trustecship
ms administrators, guardian, receiv-
cr oil agent I'm any capacity charging
itself. III desired, with the whoIe man
of estates real and personal.
The advantages it offers over the
services of any single Individual are
apparent, because of it's supervision
under the law by the Auditor of
State, and of it's great financial re-
spOnsibiIity C~$2,OOO,OOO in alb.
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indianapolis Horse and Mule Market

Heavy draft, good to extra. .S656l0O
Drivers, good TO S04I25
Saddlers, good to 60sIlU0
Streeters, good TO extra. Goa IS
Matched teams, good to EXTRA. .1O0n2OO
Southern horses and mares......-.... 35lp 50
Extra style and action bring better prices.
Mules
IA hands, 4 TO Z years old. ss0Q As
49, hands, extra, 4 to Z years DID,. 400 81
10 hands, extra, 4 to { years DID,. Cog 70
Is hands, good, 4 to z years old....... 50U 90
151a hands, extra, 4 to Z years old. 90I100
l5l3 hands, good, 4 to Z years DID,. esq 20
l6 to 1917 hands, good TO extra, 4 to
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NEW YORK. April 9.-The day has foot
ed up a very fair volume of new sales for
immediate and future delivery. Edwards
cambrics at value. Brown cottons in free
delivery on old sales and moderate new
purchases. Bleached cottons in fair re-
quest. Some business done in cotton fan
nels. Colored cottons were quiet in demand
Specialties in silks and ribbons very quiet.
Printed cloths in no demand. with sales OF
5000 pieces future. Ga square. at q 3-16c,
and about 10000 pieces odds. Worsted suit
ings In fair demand. Dress goods quiet. and
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Metals.

NEW YORK, April 9.-Pig iron quiet;
American, $12413.50. Copper quiet; lake, 9Lc.
Lead firm: domestic, 3.2Oc. Tin very firm;
strained, 1850 bid; plate quiet; spelter
nominal.
ST. LOUIS, April Lea higher and
firm, closing at 3.l7l2c; spelter steady at
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Butter.
Dry Goods.

ELGIN, April 9.-Butter steady: sales,
II, $50 pounds at pc, and 1920 pounds at 22izc.
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LIVE STOCK.

large sales for autumn. Printed fabrics in
better movement than demand.
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Cattle Scarce and S~trong-Hogs Ac-
tive and Higher-Sheep Strong.

INDIANAPOLIS. April 9.-Cattle-There
were but few on sale. The market was
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single strap, Ale; black bride. per doz, SEQ
095; fair bride. SCOTS per doz; city kip.
55N75c; French kip. ScI$l 10; city calf
skins. s5casl: French calfskins. S1qLso.
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Bores and Their Treatment.

LA9lAtA G3A1IGog ASfASNaA
 Our title denotes the state of mind, "ut- tered or unexpresssd," If the social life of to day. IL Is sn age of universal federation; the vicious and the saint, the agnostic and the fanatic, have all eocisl welcome ex- tended to them, sn itching ear is slwsys st their service, 20 long ss they are amusing, but no longer. Society has but one terror, but it Is one which dogs it's steps through the day and far into the night; 1t Is fear before which the s;outes. heart fails, and the man who has il d from any company, If questioned ss to the reasons for his flight, has only to offer ore excuse. and his offence Is at onca condoned. He has but to say tbst he was bored, or feared that he might be bored, or that he knew sn army of bores awaited him in those regions to which his steps were for the moment ordered, and only the eccentric oy the imbec:le question the prrprlety or ths necessity for his pre- cip!tste retreat If We are asked ss 10 whether this state of things is & wholesome one, showing thst society is in healthy and rrg=nerate state. we can confidently at- firm that the attitude Is one of grace aud is not necessarily contrary to Christian dec Urine and practice. If there Is an ibiubc- ton to turn the other cheek to the smiter, there Is no command to present either ear for the uss of inst enemy of mankind, the social bore
 But there Is & command tha. check should be kept on the unrnly member, and 1t is certainly Christian act to sssist the unhappy owner to control this member by giving him nothing to eI=Icise 1t upon. Further, we are told to live at peace with all men, snd to cultivate bores is to feel out of charity with the whole world. EverytLing has its value and its propsr place in this life, and though we have met many bores in CUT earthly pilgrimage, We can safely sfirm that We have never met even the worst specimen without fuding acme one who was able to tolerate him. Sometimes one bora will frequent the socl- e;y of smother, whose tiresomeaess, diff fering from his owo, he Is quite able to perceive, but whose intimacy he cultivates because be finds that by listening to his | diffuse discourses he receives similar kindness for himself. He has suffered sc much from those that have, for the sske oi | their own sanity, passed him by on the other side that he Is willing to be buitor. | holed, on the condition that he may but.
 tonhole in return. These natural selec'
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DEPnSEn nlUnInIY.

There are people who read 50 many re- ports of divorce cases that they grow doubtful that there Is any true marriage. And there are also people who think that If widows could handle rszors as we'll ss they can call for the "next gent" they would make good barbers. Ye who have read too many reports of divorce cases and ye who have been too closely and cgnicaliy observant of widows, come listen to the story of 8 marriage and widow situated in Atlanta, Ga.
 The story of the marriage Is not long It was 80 happy that there Is no particular story to it. It was just lovely, and that is about all. Such marriages do not have long tales connected with them ss mar riages which end in divorce do. This marriage ended in death, and the death of the husband. And oh what woe then fell upon and overwhelmed the widow. It Is said that she was 20 completely crushed by her misfortune that she wasn't particular how she looked in mourning. She re-
 
 could not "bsck to it's mansion call the feetipg breath" of her loved one che deter mined to deprive the cruel grave of its prey. So she had the body of her husband nicely embslmed and placed in her parlor. That sacred spot she often sought, and by the aid of fervsnt imagination and a loyal love felt heIsslf happier than she would have felt if the clay of her departed had been mingled with the clay of Georgia. Of course the neighbors talked, but what of that' She was only concerned with remembering her dear husband and trying to deprive death of complete victory.
 Think of this, ys who believe that anoth- CT wedding means only another divorce and that another widow means another husband. Is not that successful marriage which has no annals and is ended only by deathi And Is not that loyal love which causes widow not to be solicitous abou, the appearance of her mourning and which leads her to make @ household god of tho deed is. And-but what is this that meet our setonished gazsi Is 1t possible well, welll Tut, tut, tut! Un And sls' Umphl If you will believe it, that woman has taken the embalmed body of her bus band out of her parlor and put it in tn cold, cold ground, and has concluded tha nice, new, live husband is more ss.is factory than even as good a specimen O the embalmer's art ss che kept in he parlor. So she is happily married and tn mummy Is in its narrow cell forever laid after occupying the place of honor in tn parlor for ten months. And as the situs ton seems to be rather incongreus an fabbergasting we will leave it as 1t is, onl pausing to express our sincere sympath with the deposed mummy.
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DRESS GOODS. Just purchased 100 pieces Storm
 Serges at 25 per cent. under lowest
 jobbing prices these will bs placed on sale Monday morning at 5Oc, 39c, 5sc, 75o, $1 % yard. Positively the grandest value ever offered.
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- FASHION NOTES.
PIufE ness and WhirIIgigs to Waist.
 sku irnraasa ard nrar,lfir,lr h.

PIufh ness and WhfrIIgigs to Waist.
 Fancy waists increase and multiply sp- parently. You can make them of any thIng, combine all colors and wear them
 with any kind of fkirt. 80 don't say a word about the fashion being patch one,
 simply get out all your old party gowns. gone by challies or done up muslins and have fancy waists made of them. If only the sleeves are big enough, end you have, either much be-spresdment over them and the shoulders or plenty of hufiness and whirligigs at the neck you are all right, and never you mind what the other girls say. The worse the talk, the more sure they are the whole lot of waists are new,
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red spot over therei Bacon-You evident ly can't see any further than your noss.- Eonkers Statesman.
 Whenever the thermometer shows eyI- dence of trying to get up in the world then sii creation acts ss though they were warm about it.-Inter oeeAn.
 "Just my luctl" exclaimed the rsn from the rursl district, ''rse turned of that alarmed electric light and there aIn,t a match In the room to light it again. ."-Bos- ton Transcript.
 Young minister-Pve been praying for you long time, Miss Dora. Dora (sston- ishsol l-Why don't you let pa know iti I'd have been yours after the frat prayer Amusing Journal
 She-And now, my dear, haviug given you bit of my mind, I'm of to the den- tist to have my tooth filled. He-Ask him 10 nil the rest of your mouth while he's about it.-Boston Budget.
 "Ob cohse." said Uncle Eben, 'stime is money. But 1t do beat all how much easier 'tis ter gib needy frien'tro houabs talk about economy dan 'tis ter lem i'm fifty cents. ."-Washing.on Star.
 Jack Potts-This is, indeed, sn age of discomfort. Jack Frost-why SCI Jack Potts-Every man is trying to hit the nail on the head, but if 1t happens to be- his finger nsu he gets mad about it-Kanras City Town Talk.
 "There Is one thfrg -abouf me That | don't understand" said Tommy, thought fully, land that's why it is that making msrks on wall paper Is such lots of fun, and making lem in copybooks in school Is such hard work. k."-Toronto Mail.
 Playwright-Is her acting natursli Man ager (enthusisstically)-N When she appeared as the dying mother last night an insurance agent who has her life insured for f4 900, and who was In the su- dience, actually fAiutei-Pear oa's Weekly.
 Aunt Aandy-Lsnd sskes, Josiah, I don't wonder Florence complains about poor servants in the city. JOsish-Was her cook goodi Aunt Msndy-Lordl why, she didn't know enough to get the meal ali at once, hut kept hringin' in one thing at a time all through dinner.-Chicago Inter Ocean
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Not classical, Hut Apt.
st- Louis Globe Democrat


 ''In ante -bellum days" said sn Alabama politician, 'it used to bs the fashion for two political asplrsnts for the same office to stump their district together, each one doing his bes. to win the popular vote. I remember on one occtslcn the rival candi- dates in an Alabama district were men of about equal natural ability. but the educa- tional advantages of Mr. B. had been very much better than those of Mir. c. On the day of which am speaking Mr. B. had embellished bis speech with sundry classi- cal illusions. Among others he spoke of the devotion of Curtius to his country.
 Mr. C., who was one of the most eager lis teners, whispered to a friend, Who is this fellow Curtis that he talking aboutr If you read your Roman history was the re- ply, you would know that Curtius threw himself into the gulf in the forum for the safety of Rome Hr. C. was not 6 clAssi- cal scholar, but be hsd wit enough to make good use of 8 hint. When ia his speech the time came to make telling thrust, be exclaimed, My friend speaks of Curtius; he threw himself Into 8 gulf to save his coun- try, but here Is man who would throw his country into the gulf to gave himself. '"