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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

Some most excruciating pain comes from
arrangement of the kidneys. This is the
ties imony of Senator Henry c. Nelson OF
New York, as to the value of ALLcocK's
Porous PLAsTERs in such cases:
con the 18th of February, 1888, was
taken with Woe pain in the region of
the kidneys. suffered such agony that |
could hardly stand up. As soon as possible
| applied two AL,o oK's Porous PLAsTERs,
one over each kidney, and laid down. In
an hour t. my surprise a. d delight, the
pain had vanished and | was well. | wore
the plasters for day or two as a precaution
and then removed them. have been using
ALLcocK's Porous PLAsrERs in my family
for the last ten years, and have always
found them the quickest and best remedy
for colds, strah and rheumatic affections
From my eXperien believe they are TIT
best plasters in the world
/ BRANDRETHs PILLS tone up the system.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

A small farmer in Aberdeenshire. hav.
ing wife that had been long ailing and
confined to bed, was of SO niggardly dis
position that he grudged the poor woman
SO much as u light. She in a pet one night
exclaimed, ooh, isna this an unco' thing
that puir body ill nae get light to see to
dee" The husband rises up and lights
candle, and placing it at the bedfoot says
to his wife, There, dee noop-Scottish
American.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
In No Danger Yet.

Father--I don't like that young man who
comes to see Nellie.
Mother-It may be nothing serious.
He has been sending her flowers and
bringing her confectionery for weeks"
"Others have done that and dropped off
Of their own accord"
"But last night he brought her some
chewing gum"
Dear mel That looks serious. He loves
her. Are you sure of itS"
II saw him give her the gum, and she put
It In her mouth"
"Oh, that's all right. II she sat there
pnd chewed gum, she doesn't love him."
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
FrOlics of the Mind.

The terms cold cash" and "a cool mil.
lion" are often supposed to have come into
the language with the modern iceman.-
Philadelphia Times.
Chappie-Deah me, find must take |
some kind of vigorous exercise to build up
my muscle. Miss Carver-I know just the |
thing. Let me teach you this new en-
broidery stitch.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Harvey Lawton says that baby Is "a
new wave on the ocean of life." Mrs. Law
ton perhaps thinks that fresh squall
would express it better.-Horned Eagle OPP
tic
A relic of lost race-the empty pocket
book.-Boston Bulletin.
A we'll known colonial judge, who Is an
Irishman, recently told witness who was
somewhat verbose in his answers to "hold
his tongue and give his evidence clearly."-
Tit-Bits.
Oddly enough, the homeliest of old maids
are generally girls who were matchless in
their youth.-Buffalo Courier.
The man who is too fond of his ante usu-
ally makes the acquaintance of his uncle
Texas Siftings.
| A citizen of Georgia has in his keeping
| two eggs said to be 40years old. Here's $40
| that says those eggs can't be beat.-Arkan-
saw Traveller.
always get in the first blow" says a
writer. People who live in districts where
cyclones flourish should paste this in their
hats.-Texas Siftings.
The smalfboy with the seat Of his trou-
gers torn is not a landlord, but he frequent
ly raises the rent by standing on his head.
( Evansville Breeze.
Tn 70 Of 10 pact affprta n paiD THAR
confidence Professor Garner is hardly on
speaking terms with the monkeys yet
Chicago Tribune.
The leaving trees announce the coming
summer.-Lowell Courier.
The latest bomb explosion In Paris killed
poet. This is better.-Chicago Dispatch.
Squildig-The piano next door makes me
swear every time hear it played. Nc
Swilligen-That's odd. It's an upright
piano.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
When man is locked up for being full, i,
seems proper that his friends should wan
to bail him Philadelphia Record.
1t is the man in the poker game who car
ries things with high hand.-Puck.
For once Pm going to have my owl
weigh" she said as she stepped on the seal
and deposited penny in the slot.-Arkan
saw Traveller.
, This is the season of the year when tn
, awning maker begins to put the remainde
of mankind in the shade.-Buffalo Courier
, You can learn from any three singers i
| church quartet just what the troubl
, with the fourth singer in the quartet is
| Somerville Journal.
| The Specialized Girl - Have you rea
? "Ships That Pass In the NightW The AL
!. burn Haired Girl-No. What kind al
4 tships?-Indianapoli Journal.
Z The English language is the only tongu
: in which it is proper to declare that one
Q enjoying very poor health. - Galvesto
News.
When a man is vaccinated, he usual
, sees the point.-West Union Gazette.
t He-Have you ever noticed what simp
tastes Mrs. Allcash has? She-Goodnes
: yesl I met her husband today. - Int
. Ocean.
n "Fweddy looks awfully distract and
stracted these days" Eyes; some one to
him that the pink shirt would not be wol
;, this spring "-Chicago Record.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
Coloring II Meerschaum.

To color meerschaum properly is an
art. In the first place one must smoke 1t
very slowly and only just fast enough to
keep the tobacco burning without over
heating the bowl. AS soon as | have
smoked one pipeful Of tobacco let the
pipe get cool again. In this way shall
eventually give to the whole delicately
shaded tint. Only careless smoker will
permit the bowl of his pipe to get scorched
around the edge, Furthermore, new
pipe should never be smoked out of doors
in cold weather nor laid on cold marble
or glass, as the chill is apt to crack the
observation-disclosures in Washington
Star
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

ga million people out OF work." says
newspaper writing of these hard times.
Added to this misfortune are the physical
infrmities with which thousands have to
bear But there is one thing that is never
idle; always at work, INCREASINGLY in search
of those thus deferred it seeks to cure such
and help them to grasp a. chance when it
comes. This is the ission OF st. Jacobs
Oil. Among the millions there are
thousands suffering with neuralgia. For
This il is positive cure. Use it and there
will be thousand sufferers less and a
thousand chances more to get work and
hold it. Better times may soon come and
there is nothing like the great remedy foI
pain to help you out ofpai full troubles and
into place again,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
Where Lake Michigan Gets Its Water.

Lake Michigan has no visible inlets;
where, then, does it get it's replenishment'
From the Rocky mountains.
Through rents and crevices, down into
caverns at the roots of these mountains,
pour ever the waters from melting snow.
Four thousand feet they sink to strike
gravity incline that levels with their floor
under Chicago.
Under this city and elsewhere on the west
side of Lake Michigan-this is the proved
theory, theory as good as proved-the snow
covered Rocky mountains are constantly
sending their waters to supply flowage and
evaporation that is ever going forward in
the watery xpanse.-Chicago Herald
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
Wanted u Receipt.

Wnen the late French Senator Renaud
first came as senator to Paris from his
home in the Pyrenees, he engaged room
francs-in advance. The proprietor asked
him if he would have receipt. at is
not necessary" replied Renaud. "God
has witnessed the payment" ''Do you
believe in GodP" sneered the host. "Most
assuredly," replied Renaud. "Don't your"
"Not |, monsieur" "Ah," said the sen
ator, Sin that case, please make me out a
receiptp'-San Francisco Argonaut.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear, There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an IN
famed condition of the mucous lining OF the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infiamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing and when 1t is entirely closed, Deafness is
taken out aud this tube restored to its normal
condition hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out OF ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an iniamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for ANY
case OF Deafness caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send iol
circulars: free.
F. JCHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
H0-Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
LIFE OR DEATH?

1t is of vital importance that 1t should be un-
derstood by persons whose kidney are inactive.
that this condition OF things is finally inductiye
of a state of the organs where life hangs IN the
balance Bright's disease, diabetes, albumin
uria are all diseases of very obstinate character
in their mature stage, and all have fatal ten,
medical skill, aud the most approved remedies
of materia medica. But opposed at the outset
that is to say, when the kidneys begin TO dis-
charge their functions inactively-with Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, the dangerous tendency
Is checked Very useful also, is this household
medicine for those ailments of common occur
nervousness. 1t is a safeguard against malarit
and ayerts chronic rheumatism.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
pbotorraphing While Smoking.

Photographic cigar holders are novelties
among the gilded youth. With each holder
is supplied a packet of plain white photo
graphic papers about the size of postage
stamp. One of these is placed in the In
terror of the holder, and as the ammonia
yapor arising from the consumed TOBACCO
passes over them the photograph is devei
ped.-New York Telegram.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

Elderly Gentleman Ito little boy who is
buying taffy)-My young friend, don't you
think that instead of spending all the pen
MES YOU get it would be better to put some
away for rainy day?
Little Boy-Oh, no. What's the good OF
money on n rainy day2 Ma never lets me
stir ont of the house.-Spare Moments
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

Customer-Bring me beefsteak, but
big one
Waiter-Yes, sir .u,,.
Customer-Bring as big one as possible.
Every little thing annoys me ana makes
ma neryous.-Texas SiftinGs.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching Piles;
One box has cured the worst cases OF ten years
standing. No one need suffer ten minutes after
using Kinks German Pile Ointment. IL apsorps
tumors, allays the itching, &c as poultice.
gives relief DR.. Kinks German Pile Ointment
IL prepared only for Piles and itching OF the
private parts, and nothing else. Every box Is
warranted.
Sold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt
OF price, Sl.00 per box. J. j. Mack d Co., Whole
sale Agents, Sau Francisco.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

10 ascertain the age of pheasants' par
tridges, grouse and black game IN tne
early part of the season, hold the lower
mart of the birds beak firmly at Its eX
tremity between the forefinger and thumb;
If the bird be an old one, the beak VIII
sustain its weight without in the slightest
degree yielding, but it, on the contrary,
the bird be a young one, the beak VIII
Weld and perhaps break.-Chicago kec-
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

1t is not generally known that when
person falls into the water common lelV
hat may be made use of as life preserver'
and by placing the hat upon the water
rim down, with the arm around 1t press
ing it slightly to the breast, it will bear a
man up for hours.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

A man walked into certain big house.
He asked for one of the workmen up
stairs. 1--WE never allow the men to be
disturbed during business hours" said
one of the firm gruf1ly, turning his back
to the man. 40,
ooh, very well,' said the stranger, VI
only wanted to buy a bill of goods. sup
pose it is a small matter to you. can go
elsewhere"
Before the business man could fix up an
exclamation the man slammed the door
aud was gone. He will study courtesy IN
the future. -Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

There are 5,925 lighthouse stations IN
the world. OF these England has sl7, the
United States 800, Canada and Newfound-
land 494, and France comes fourth WIN WIN
444 lights. The whole Of Europe has 3,4T
lighthouses or stations.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

medicine, and derived no ~ Nh. ero,, vour
benefit got more relief IN one hon rom ned
medicines as far as my stomach was Gonee'"e''
than from all the other medicine used e-or,
Ifany person who reads this IS snnerins m ,.o'r
dyspepsia or constipation and will use you,
medicine as have done, he will never regret IT,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

"Now wud ye PLACE look plizzant, led
dyp" said the polite Irish photographer TO
a woman who came for her photograph
UOh. only Jest for wan moment, leddyP
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

strong, plump, round and rosy Notn.
ing 50 effective as strength restorer
and flesh maker is known to medical SCI.
ence: this puts on healUyfesh not the tat
of cod liver oil and its filthy compounds
It rouses every organ, OF the BODY e, a,;a ae,
t;v;tv. purifes, enriches and vitalizeS
the hood so that the body feels refreshed
and Strengthened. If you are too thin, TOO
weak, too nervous, it may be that the fooa
assimilation is at fault certain amount
of bile is necessary for the reception OF the
fat foods in the blood Too often the iiVer
holds back this element which would help
digestion. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medicai
Discovery stimulates, tones up and inVig,,
crates the liver nourishes the blood, anu
the muscles, stomach ard nerves get 'he
rich blood they require.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

Wolfe's Worm Powders. The Great
Remedy for worms. When your children
are alling, try them. At druggists, or
send 25c. to JNo. WOLFE, San Rafael,
CAL, and you will get them by mail.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
spent Hundreds Of Dollars with no bens

M. ]. COLEMAN oi IS :
Mass, writes " After
suffering from dyspepsia
and constipation with un,
told agony for at least 10
months, l am more than
pleased to say that alter
using DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Pellets for one
month, l was entirely
cured, and from that day
to this / do not know,
thank God, what even a
slight headache is. ! paid
a doctor on fremont St.
Boston, in one day lot
his advice only,) the sum
Of $1,000 with $3.50 fol
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
TO PUT ON

needed flesh, no mat
ter how you've lost
it, take DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Dis
covery. 1t works
wonders. By restor-
ing the normal &C.
ton of the deranged
organs and functions,
it builds the flesh up
to a safe and healthy
standard promptly,
pleasantly and nat
urally. The weak,
emaciated, thin, pale
and puny are made
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

To d. Vervalin. Commission Merchant and dealer
in Poultry Potatoes, Beans, Grain, Dried Fruits,
Honey Nuts and Farm Produce generally He
has heen established since 1886 and always makes
prompt remittances 100 Davis ST., San Francisco.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

He-Will you thiuk of me when Pm gone
She (yawning) - Yes, Mr.. Staylate, If you VIII
yiye me an opportunity"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

F. NJ. Peter, leading costumer, theatrical, mas
suerade costumes, wigs and pay-hooks. Country
masquerade balls specially. 729 Market ST., 5. f.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
Best Baking Powder Ever Made.

Suppose a neighbor should desire
To light a candle at your fire,
Would 1t deprive your flame OF light
Because another profits by "
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

Constructively from its willingness to grab
Corea, Japan is remote kind of Asialic col
latar
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
KIDNEY TROUBLE.

Thousands OF Americans in Europe will this
summer struggle assduously to bring nome
with them the true British accent.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
E0-sold by Druggists, 75c.
SURE CURE FOR PILES.

Chollie-I've got an awful cold In my head
Whatll do, Dawson? Dawson-Oh, let II
alone It'll die of ennui.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08
Try Germea for Breakfast.

Use Enameline Stove Polish no dust, no smell
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1894-11-08

BRANDRErH's PILLS tone up the system.
The evening world., 1894-07-14

eight hours Is accepted as an acklowl-
edgment that he recognizes his defeat,
and Is nov engaged in an effort to undo
the work he has been doing for the last
two weeks
The evening world., 1894-07-14
MINNEAPOLIS A FLYER.
New Cruiser Has a Fine Day for
Her Trial At Sea-
Especial to To E,entng World

ROCKFORD Mass. July 1.-THE At
lantic resembied huge mill pond this
morning. and the conditions for the
trial Of the new cruiser Minneapolis
were the most favorable.
The mark-boats took their position
soon after daylight.
At $40. Il haze. which had been hang
lnR over the sea since early morning
had begun to hit uder the influence OF
light southeaSterly breeze.
The big cruiser New York which was
at the second buoy. or the Salvages
could he distinctly seen az she lay
nlotionleaS on what looked like n lake
OF quicksilver.
Al s.35. the Minneapolis could be seen
or salt Island making for the start
ing point under easy steam
She passed the second stake boat the
cruiser New York, at $50, having COW
cred the intermediate distance o34
miles, in min, 40 sec, or at the ra e
OF 23.o6 knots
The new cruiser passed the Fern. el-4
miles from thc start. at 1000
At lO.@ the Minneapolis disappeared in
tho ra2e, leaving u long trail of BLACK
smoke ON the horizon. The wind was
freshrung in her face.
APPLEDpRE HOUSE. ISLE OF
SHOALS. y. II. July u, The footing OF
Ion people al 1893 o'clock announced
the passing Of tn" United States steamer
Minneapolis ON the trip east She passed
Appledore Island AT precisely 1875
lookout hill, RoCKpORT, July
h-l6 +. NJ Smoke from the Mime
pearrl ON the HORIZON.
The Wind is frcshentng again, and a
thuu icrstorm is coming up II looks no "
as II the cruiser would tnish In a storm
The evening world., 1894-07-14
CONCESSIONS TO THE HOUSE.
Tariff Couterrees Lower Glass,
Cotton and Woollen Rates.
Senate Rates on Iron and Coal
Likely TO Stand.

NASiiNGTON. July li.--As thus far
considered, the chief features OH which
the Turir .1nferrccs have come together
arr as follows:
Pottery rates increased 5 per cent,
makinS I've rates those of the House
instead of The Senate amendments, the
Senate having reduced them
Glassware CONES down to the House
rates.
The cotton schedule has been scaled
down about per cent. from the Senate
rates
TIL" Noollen schedule also has been
brought down a considerable per cent.
making IT more in accordance with the
House rates.
Th4 tobacco schedule has been brought
back to the House rate on the i'm
portdnt item of wrappers. the rat" being
81 instead Of the Senate rates Of sl.5o
and So
Thc metal schedule has not been ma
terially changed from the rates fixed by
the Senate.
Neitler iron nor coal has been carried
back to tho free list. as in the House
bill, and while the decision is not Anal.
there is every reason to believe that the
Senate rate OF 40 cents per ton on each
VIII stand.
the income tax has not yet been
I'd ssed, bur there is little or no disagree
rnent except on the one item of limiting
the tax to five years, and on this the
COufErrees have not vet come together.
1t IL quite definitely settled that lead
ore is to remain at three-quarters Of u
cent per pound, as fixed by the Senate
bill.
The House conferrees are willing to
grant an extension of two years over
the time fixed by the House bill for
tho bonded period of whiskey. but the
SenatJ's are holding out for the. entire
period of eight years and for the full
20 cents a gallon increase of the tax.
The evening world., 1894-07-14
TO RALLY IN UNION SQUARE,.
To-Night's Labor Demonstration
Promises to Be Imposing.
From 10000 to $4,000 Working
People Are Expected to Parade.

4 labor inss.mectins, which 1T IS
said viii be one OF III" largest, II not
the very largest that has been held in
New York IN rnany years viii be held
In Union sausre tonight.
The arrangements Tor the meeting
have been made oy committees from tho
Central Labor Federation. the United
Hebrew Trades and the Sociaistic Labor
party. Supt Byrnes has given permit
for the various unions to parade from
their headquarters 10 the place of meet
ing.
'Fhs call for the meeting was issued
b. the Committee Of the New ork see
ton OF tbs Socla..5tic Labor party, and
all the arrangements nae bntn com
pleted.
The various unions participating IN
the Labor Lyceum, 81 East Fourth
street, ana at the West Side Labor Ly.
ceum, $40 West Forty-second street Al
Will march TO Second avenue and Foul tn
street. where the Anal formation of the
parade viii be made.
Tn, United Hebrew Trades have per-
IN TO marsh ,hIr0uss % t
Suffolk. Delaney. Forsyth and East
Houston streets before Joining the main
parade. The hour for assembling is at
8 o'clock at the different rendezvous
Ths First Division OF tho parade will
include the United Hebrew Trades,
sarty s ssr st ,a? SGS Ss aS
ithion. silors' sociailstie calnpaisn
CLUB, Knee Pants Makers Union ana
MattrsSs-hlskers' Union.
The seconi Division comprises Hebrew
men ana tesdsrs' Union, International
Saf fInan NJ tno Ps T'G sker FrHsTes
Children's Laeket;Makers Union. Edu.
Makers Union and Plat Makers Union.
II, VIZ and Gap Mskers TniGn: Vest
Msks.s Union. Never,Rip Pants MAX
ers' Union. Furriers' Union, Shirt Iron,
Clothing Ciesners' Union. '"'''' anu
The Fourth Division Will be composed
OF various unions from Brooklyn, among
which ss VII >, be the Brewers rTiona X Of
ers' Union. and several other unions not
yet definitely heard from.
there VIII BE- ee from ne 1900 J" to Sn Is 5Se
In line.
1t Is thought that there will be at
the meeting opens, az man S labor T peo,
pie who do not participate in the parade
are expected to attend.
The object Of the meeting Is to pro-
test against the use of the regular army
and the other powers OF the United
Statts Government IN cases of strikes.
and also to urge independent political
action. instead OF strikes.
The speakers will be r. Il. Wake,nau,
Prof. Daniel De Leon. A. Sametkin,
Charles II. Matchett, Socialist candi.
date for Governor; Alderman Matthew
Mcguire. OF Paterson, \. j.; Mrs limo
gene G. Fa es. of Brooklyn: II. y. Sails
Isaac Bennett. n. Halrowitz. A. .Ioblin-
owsky. Prof Antonio Monteone, Patrick
Murphy. T.. X. Thomas, +. II. Martin
George Ahelson.
SLpt By'n,s has made complete DO
lice arrangements for handling the crowd
and also to prevent any infraction of the
law,