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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
CHARGED WITH srLrING WHISKY.

James Stewart OF Mulvane. was arrested
yesterday b. United States Marshal carp,
on iuforma iol Of DR.. Mck-uzi-, VINO -
now cOuhueu IN ths coCuty jill under the
Charge o, murder. alleging chat Stewart
sold whisky at Mulysue without govern
meut lIc-n-e Mr.. Stewart Is the father
in-law of William r. Smith. who is j1iu IS
Charged wIfu DR.. Alchrnzie OF tue murd /:
of au iufai near Mulvdue. Mr. Sew r,
promptly gave bond for bis Appearance be
fore the United States district court.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
A HOUSEHOLD TREASURE.

ID. W. Fuller, of Cana oharie, N Y,
says that he always keeps DIR. Kings New
Discovery in the house and his family has
always fouud the very best results follow
is u-e; that he would not be without il, if
procurablr q. y. Dykeman Druegis
Catskili, y Y, says thai De. Kings New
Discovery j. undoubtedly the best Cough
remedy; hat he had used il in his family
for eight wears, and il has never failed TO
do all il il elaine for It. Why not try a
remedy so long tried and tested. Trial
bottles free az Charles Lawrence's and G.
Grhriug's drug store. Regular size 80
cents sud 90
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
4 wf1Iy Protest.

SorzsbolT Lad ceue soulefhi1- % p-o-
woke IT, soo-- and oortur-s.y q Mr.
SkaEss and o. rs rzrt--r aa-1; g IA
thr s5-ii.-- Tlarner
~ t-carxr - sEcLs.rr@t. = g Ike
o o. tlr t1.li kiii-- r. pear ~ -
Dt Us Hiram fre'.-stsa sire -1ar.-r
cate.ly- -To1 sea s.a1t 81 ~. -.a-s-l p
p-ltIoE zAe- pad vrolsld hare l1 l1a.isl.
sz-c!s.c. Oh ~. ETos FuzaA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
CLOSE IN PEN NSYLvANIA.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Nov. 3-The state
campaign WAS brought TO Il close in this
city tonight. Two monster rival meetings
We're held. General Hastings and Will
liam VI. Singerly. the Republican and
Democratic candidates for governor, were
the main speakers. The Republicans
claim Hastings election is assured.
The REPUBLICAN chairman estimates that
he will carry the state by 200, 600. so. 600 OF
which he will receive in Philadelphia.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Nashville Races,

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Nov. S-Cumberland
Park results:
First receive furlongs: Msnola won;
Pedestrian. second; Clara Bauer. third.
Time, 1:0l14.
second-Niue furloDgs: Wolsey won;
Marriott, second; Pritonia, third. Time,
l:5455.
Third-Declared off
Eourth-One mile: Maid Marian won;
Wedgetield, second; Cyrus, third Time,
1:4216.
Futh-Five turlopgs: Euranla won;
Miss Alice. second; Rasper. third. Time,
1:024.
Sixth-Five furlongs Bessie Nichols
won; Follow Day, second; Quickstep, third.
Time 1:02
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
HILL SPEAKS AT ELMIRA

ELMIRA, n. Y, Nov. 3.-Srna tor Hill
spoKe TO Il, 600 people at the new wigwam
tonight. He was greeted with a storm of
applause as he appeared on the platform.
Ia opening his speech Mr.. Hill referred 10
the campaign Of lS9!as beiu4, honestly and
decengly conducted aud said that the
Democrats then won a great victory. So
it wonId always be when they mad sound
prin pies to fight for
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Doubles the Dose.

SYRACUSE. y. I, Nov. "A letter %
thi- CITY from Heary Baker Of Milwaukee
says: Jim Hall o: Ausitaiis j. mAtchsl 20
knock both Baker aud Denver Billy
Woods on; in the same night. each ID =
four round 20. The date aud p.sc- are
no, named but il j. thought u viii tAse
place II Minneapolis n = few weeks
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Done by a Kansan.

DALLAS Tex. Nov 3.-Symbolee- TODAY.
in "a match with John Carpenter. mile
heats, two in three, paced the first heat ia
Eli, which lowers the 2-yesT old record for
the state.
joe Patchen won the match race between
himself and Lena Hill in straight hea ats and
without being urged In 2:l5 fat.
The free-for-all event went TO Ryiand T.
IN straight heat. 2:l4jz, 2.I45<.
The meeting closed iUdEy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
cHA1RMAN WILSON SATISFIED

PARAMOUNT, w. Va, Nov. 5.-The army
OF Democratic voters which gathered here
today to see and hear Hon. w. l.. Wilson
made up an aggregate in point OF SIZE
which has never been duplicated in the
political history of this locality. Mr..
Wilson spoke for an hour and. "a half, max
ing Que of The best addresses of the cam
paign. He expresses himself as being very
well satisfied with the situation through
ont rIp district
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
San Francisco Races.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov 3-Results at San
Francisco:
First race-SIx furlOncs, selling: Ne
LAME, won: Brosdhead, second; Arspahoe,
third. Time. 1:13lx.
Second-Seven furloogs, settings: Artist,
won; Duke St-v-ns, second; Thelma.
third. Time. 1855.
Third-SiX furiongs. ladies' stakes,
2yetr-olds: Piquente. won; Playful. sec
ond; Lady Diamond. third. Time. liza.
FOurth-Steeple Chase, mile aud bali:
Happy Band, won; Dick O'MalIey. second;
Lonrweli. third. lime. 3:22I5
Fifth-Nile and n sixteenth: Polaski
won; Thornhill, second; Rice, third.
Time, l:475s.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Brown Versus Yale.

PROVIDENCE, r. l.. Nov S-Browu
played Yale Oh the Ad tiside park ground
this afternoon ana If Capt=in HoDkin-i
rashers had played quicker game tns
Y tle fJotOali eleven w.ulI hive another
touchdown AZ It's dI>crrdil, fer IN the iir-t
bali, after Brown bad worked the ball
down the f-id, Hopkins dodg d aruUud
1 he md landing h ball wilnia yard OF
{ he Yale line. Donovan did not start tn
play quickly enough anu tn- call OF tlme
saved the score. Score. - 10
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
TROOPS ATTACK THE PEOPLE

NEW YORK, Nov. "a telegram from
Valencia. Venezuela, reports that rebel
sympathizers hes legged the troops in the
barracks last might, but finally the troops
made "a breach in the wall aud sailed out,
attacking the people. Six soldiers and
twenty rebels were killed and many more
wounded on both sides. Fifty rioters
were arrested
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Fifty-Sve Minutes TO Snare

NEwBURG, y. Y, Nov. Edward Pay
son Weston. the old-time pedrs trisn. has
coDleted his walk OF sos miles H-re,chrd
the Palstine hotel Ia this city at 1.02 b :
evening, % minutes ahead of schedule
time. This morning he Travelled through
Rain and deep mud over mountain roads
for four hours. Weston LETT Nevburg at
lO:4o Monday, Oct. -. aud has been tramp
ing ever since.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
COCHRAN SPEAKS AT BUFFALO.

BUFFALO, \. Y, Nov. 3.-For over two
hours tonighV Bourke Cochran spoke to
IN audience of 900 people at Music hall.
The speaker paid his compliments to his
rival, saving that M. Depew WAS "A very
entertaining talker, but never so funny as
when he tried to talk seriously
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
SPEAKER CRISP AT BROOKLYN

BROOKLYN. \. Y, Nov. 3.-The cam
paigu was practically closed In Brooklyn
this evening with rousing reception,
given at mass meeting i'll the Clsremont
Avenue rink to the Hon. Charles f. Crisp
Of Georgia, SPEAKER of the house of repre-
sentttives, and to Governor Ros we'll p
Flower
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04

IL - wee - 81 chs1alsh .-e o.. =.
csse ! Goals take : rtsl srass II. al
80 sscrrls1 s3tl t.s sh1TE hs.r
lst L. - mater. drzfff
woss uy h-shand vet so~n IVA
ss7s-s.rg yseisr.--y - r. isis..r Ezd tnsr~
vs-r llF0r AE s4ss soaking cZ' - ihs
f1p pgs-t r.F.r rs-.e-L Is l.ll a..
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Wan. Gentleman I'm.

progress 10 secure Champion JaUe- J. Cor
bett to act g. n raster OF ceremonies az the
inaugural meeting % The Manson Ath-
letic club Of Madison. Ill. where Tom
Tracey aud Danny N-edham will fcst
twenty rounds aext Wednesday evening"
for 81 80 purse
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
An Appropriate Title.

Some day" said the morose man, II
am going 20 write book. I'm going 70
make a record Of my wasted opportunities
"A compilation Of the things ! should
have done and didn't do.
What viii its title be-
H II. I hadn't thought Of that
guess III call il my ought 70 biography.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
C0NSUM PTI0N
SiIREiV CURED.

To THE EDTToR-Please inform your read
ers that 1 have positive remedy for the
above named disease. By its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been per
i.lanently cured / shall be glad TO send
two bottles of my remedy free 10 any of your
readers who have consumption if they VIII
send nae their express and post Office address.
q. A. SlocuIu. II. c.. la3 Pearl St. New lars.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
HILL WILL BE A MARTYR.

BINGHAMPToN, \. Y, Nov. 3.-Fully
5000 peOpIe crowded the opera house this
evening To hear Chauucey ". Depew
speak on the issues of the campaign. Mr..
Depew said: Hill says he il d martyr.
He Is not yet. but soon will be"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
END OF CAMPAIGN AT BOSTON.

Boston, Nov 3-.rbe biggest ana last
rally of the Republican campaign was
held tonight. Eight thousand people
listened TO rousins speeches by Governor
Greenhalg-, Lieutenant Governor Wolcott
ami Hon. George f. II oar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
STAR PASSENGERS.

LIVERPOOL, Nov. 3.-Among the passen-
gers who SAIL for New York today on
board the Cunard steamship Campania
are John Mackay, Jr., and Nile Zeelie de
I.usSu
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Not so Bad, Though

iowa CITY, L., Nv S-The foo, bail
gone with tnv Safe University OF ksnss>
resulted Il % - ia favor OF tue State Uui-
versIty vi Iowa. Ii Was close aud excii
I.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
Postponed al P int Breeze.

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 3-Th- Faces sched-
uled 10 take place AT point 3 eeZ- today
were postponed until Monday owing to
tie heavy track.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04

ST. Louis. Mo-, Nov. S-Theoaore Kay
ser. the ll-ysar-old son Of August kayser.
q north side butcher. died TO-DAY from he
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-04
ON ACCOUNT OF PREJUDICE

Pupils of Rival Seccarian Schools Fight
With Fatal Results.
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Il ! quite certain that Haheulobe VII
iuaucuTate 5oldeI and more active co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-03-23
0or EVEN AT LAST.

ROW Cleveland Lawyer AV0aGOa Q
Blow OF Tn rGy Years Before.
"'That all things come to him who
waits has been proven more than
once" said Judge Henry Mckinney Of
Cleveland, to q reporter.
'tOncc whom was n boy of nine or
ten years Was sent on an errnnd .
long say into the country. On my
way home, being hot and thirsty. !
climbed over N fence into n meadow
and began picking sOme wild straw
berries All on N sudden the owner OF
the farm came rushing up behind me
and struck me N brutal blow with o
heavy OK CAD. almost cutting my body
in two Az / started TO run away he
hit me again n most vicious blow.
"'OId man. said I, ri get even
some day. did, bat It was thirty
years later. was called on TO defend
the properly rights of some orphan
children As it happened, the OPP
pres~or was the man with the on 9ad.
In summing up told tho story Of tho
brutal blows that had received i'm
that meadow thirty years ago There
is the man that did IT, said I 10 the
jury. DO you wonder that such .
man would rob orphan Children The
jury didn't seem to wonder bits' Tor
got verdict IN my favor In less than
Eve minutes" H'-
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Hk WAS cHAlRED.

UDdeR the ClrcumStAaoOa, tbs Y0onB
Man was Rather stuck On IE.
At the home of . popular Louisville
girl y most uncomfortable half hoar
was recently spent by . modest youth
who had called TO see her. The youth
10 noted for bashfulness aud nervous
ness. The night in question he went
with friend to the girls house. He
took . comfortable SCAT in = large
armchair, and, rs was his habit, soon
began to nervously poke his fingers
into cracks ami holes oftha ornaz1Sn-
tai part of the chair. He showed
his finger into . hole in this
manner, bat found to his diSmny that
his knucxle positively refused to come
back through the hole. Tho NOR 0
the young man worked to rescue his
finger the harder il was, as the finger
became swollen.
The youth was too bashfnl to mem
tion the, ridiculous predicament into
which he had gotten himself, but
msnfully bore the pain in silence. He
suffered untold agony for fear hiR
friend would go before he released
his finger. Finally the hostess noticed
his apparent uneasiness The youth
with many bushes then told the
Gauss. It was not until half an hour
later that the bAshful yoath and tho
chair parted company. The butler
finally succeeded in releasing the I'm
ger with the aid of n hatchet and
chisel, but tae handsome chair T. .
thing Of the past.
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Floating IaInnA

A floating island about thirty miles
long and broad. covered with trees
from thirty feet to forty feet high.
which is supposed to be n detached
fragment of South America. held To-
gether by the roots OF It's trees, haa
been met with in the Atlantic several
times since last year. It was Arst
sighted ON 2sth of July. 1898, In
latitude thirty nine degrees Nor th.
longitude sixty-fivo degrees Wes., aud
the last time on the 10Th of Febu.
ary. having travelled !. .075 miles nearer
Europe,
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He WAS cHAIRED.

Under the CirOumsSaao0S, the H01AS
Man Was Rather Stuck ON TG.
At the home of . popular Louisville
girl most uncomfortable half hour
was recently spent by n modest youth
who had called to see her. The youth
In noted for bashfulness and nervous
ness. The night in question he went
with friend 10 the girls house. He
took . comfortable ssat In . large
armchair, and. ~ was his habit, soon
began to nervously poke his fingers
into cracks an holes of this ornansn-
tai part of the chair. He showed
his finger into a hole In this
manner, bat found to his dismay that
his knucl6le positively refused to come
back through the hole. The NOR 9
the young man worked to rescue h Is
finger the harder it was a. tho finger
bccame swollen
The youth was too bashf1al to mem
tion the ridiculous predicament into
which he had gotten himself, but
manfully bore the pain In silence He
suffered u2.o,j agony for fear his
friend would 60 bcto-, he released
his finger. Finally the hostess noticed
his apparent uneasiness. The youth
with many bushes then told the
cause. II was not until half IN hour
later that tho b1shful youth and the
chair parted company. The butler
finally succeeded in releasing the fn-
ger with the aid of q hatchet and
chIsel, but the handsome chair l. .
thing Of the past.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1894-03-23

A remarkab BILE case of maternity. was
developed at Memphis recently. when
an application was made by Sarah
Patty to act rs guardian of the minor
heirs OF Maggie James, deceased. All
the parties are cOlOlo cd. and interest
attaches "a. the proceedings from the
fact that the deceased left ten chill
dren living and was the mother of ak
who are dead. dying herself mt the age
Of So. E r. Dell, . colored lawyer,
presented the petition and, when
questioned as to the truth of the state
ments In It. said they were correct
The deceased had been married ut the
age Of 16. and had given birth 20 q
child ev ~ year since, never having
borne twins Her first husband died
and she at once married again
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THE RIoHT KIND.

There Was no Nonsense About That Boy
Ho Meant BusiA0ss.
Tho merchant had arrived at HIS Of
hce as early As o'clo9x and Ave min
u&es after he sat down to his desk n
fOxy-lOoking, bright-faco1 boy cams
i'm. The merchant was reading and
the boy. with his hat on, stood there
expectantly. but saying nothing. At
the end Of two minutes he coughed
slightly and spoke.
Excuse me, SIR" he said, "but I'm
In hurry"
Tho merchant looked mp
what do yoa want?" he asked.
Il want o job If you've got one for
me-"
"Oh, Jon do:" snorted this merchant.
"Well, what are you in such q hurry
about?"
1--WE got to be, that's why" was tho
sharp respOnse. II left school yes
terday evSn'n3 to 60 to work and
haven't got p!ac. yet. AMI I can't Af-
ford to be wasting time. II you :an't
do anything for ms, say so and I'll
skip. The only place where can stop
long In is tbs place where they pay
me for it."
Tho merchant looked at the clock.
"When can You Gomez" hs asked.
II don't have to come" replied the
youngster, I'm hero now and I'd been
at work before this IL you said So"
Half an hoar later he was at It and
he's likely to have . jOp as long IS he
wants it.
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KILLING orr THR FAUNA.
AuStraliAn Lyre RlRas N~Ing RashlsSSl
ExfaPninmfaA

AustFalAAn Lyro BlRas Bl~Ing RushlsSSly
ExterminAtOa.
Unless strict measures are taken In
the immediate future. the native fauna
of Victoria. Australia, wall soon be-
come extinct The reiterated co a.
plant to the customs department is
that Of ''wanton destruction" Such
unique specimens as the platvpus and
the Tyre bird are already very rare,
and. II the present state Of things
continues, their total disa rpeArance
will be . matter Of but few years
The police have frequently reported
the fact of Tyre birds having been shot
In the ranges. and also the sale of the
tails. but. through inability 20 prove
the actual killing Of the birds. they
have not succeeded In having often.
dOrs punished.
Tho Royal Accllmatization society
has now addressed the minister Of
trade and customs ON the subject and
points out that in one shop alone in
Melbourne twentvFyre birds tails have
been displayed for sale at one time.
and that M ths hens lay. ms n rule.
only one egg each In the season, the
present rate OF destruction must aCou
extinguish the species-
It In further mentioned that the
bird has an invoterate enemy ip.the
fox. and that sixteen tails were re-
Gently found near q fox's lair Ia the
ranges Protection should certainly
be afforded TO the Tyre bird and the
plAtypuA. and even the kangaroo, un-
less no IL also 10 become extinct
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m Dl AsR.



Let tlsod who aE haunted wsfh
Susbici9ls pl h13Ft dlssxsSs and even
those who hare eood rssson - lxn6x
that they are suffering from thai in
surable rnalaay. take eolrage from q
abort story told 1by the late sir Andrew
lark Ia the coursa of clinical lecture
1T the London h0ApitaI.
After retafndf ing the young students
/ If the neeeaGak4 1ot cant5oA In the
ssp9pgnossss OF forecast sof II pro-
1raan Of tSER 6Ases Sir Aa1Slresv want
IN TO reIaxe "a hd6ecdSte % the h0l1aSs
governor of that very hosp tal--a cleE-
yyman who was about to BE- married.
1is intended father-:n law camo to
him and said, lyon see you have got
no money, sir; you must 60 an1 get
your life insured" At the cad Of the
medical examination the physicians
said to him: 'tWe cannot accept you"
"Why?" asked the astonished house
governor. 'tOh, Ne would rather mot
say" 'sBut," he sasd; "I have never
been i'll in my life," and indeed he
was q sturdy fellow. "Well. said the
physicians. '.n you will have it. you
have got heart disease" Heart dis
easef How long shall live? Shall
tive for six monshs?' ''Oh, yes" re-
piled the medical men, ''you may, do
that"
He went home and the match was
broken on. He wrote to the commit-
toe saying that as he had . mortal dis
case of the heart. and could not live
Tor ak months, he withdrew his Appli-
cation for rooms wherein to dwell
with his wife. On the receipt OF this
letter the committee deliberated. and
said: 1--WE must snperannuato him,
poor fellow: And. - he has but six
months 70 live, We will let him have
his full pay" Accordingly he was su-
perannuated upon his fall pay, and
upon this superauuuity, saia Sir An
drew. he lived for more than Afty
years
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THE RIGHT KIND.

There was NO EOnscnso AboaG ThAe Boy
re Meant Business.
The merchant had arrived &C hia Of.
Zee aa early as o'clock and Ave min
utes after he Eat down 70 his desk a
foxy-looking, br:ght-faced boy came
In. The merchant was reading and
the boy. with his hat Oh, stood there
expectantly. but saying nothing. At
the end Of two minutes he eoughed
AMghtly and spoke.
EXCUSE me, SIR" he said, ''but I'm
I'm O hurry"
The merchant looked up
what do you want?" he asked
'I want > job il you've got one for
me-"
''oh, you do7" snorted the merchant
'Well, what are you In such . hurry
eboutf"
'I've got to be. that's Why" was the
slsarp response. ~ left Sch0ol yes.
terday evening 70 GO to work ami I
h@veh't got plac. yet. an | can't st-
ford TO be WASTING time. II you can't
do 0nything for me. say 80 and I'n
skip. Tbs only place where can stop
long I'm Is tbs place whore they pay
me for it."
The merchant looked at the clock.
"When can you cons?" he asked.
''T don't have to come,v replied the
youngster. ''rm here rand T'dbeen
st work before this IL you said 60"
Half an hoar lat.rhe was at it and
hes likely to have Job Is long as he
wants il.
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A floating island about thirty miles
long and broad. covered with trees
from thirty feet to forty feet high,
which Is supposed TO b . detached
fragment of South America, held to-
gether by. the roots of its trees, has
been met with in the Atlantic several
times since last year. It was first
sighted ON 2sth of July. 1923, In
latitude thirty-nine degrees North.
longitude sixty-dve degrees West, and
tho last time ON the 18th Of Febn-
ary. having travelled .O7s miles nearer
Europe.
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DmlshsP e6vs.
npseuA wmsh@ns masa Asoraan so xiaKDesmAa
ehs 0levsrSsss e Thstr ReEA


eho OaovsrSsss ee ThstR ReRA
ssHuhF' natd tho fTAt benedict, 81
don't supPoss y6sfe Is boy isquiteaa
bright as untne sn itshe hole city OF
Buffalo. The other light we had -
cream for dinner. Now. he usually
likes ice eream, bat tails parsisular
lot seemed 60 be 800 cold for him.
What do you suppose he did7 Why
he went and put on his overcOat aud
cap and mittsns and then ate slk
Thought that h he was warmer The
cream wouldn't be 90 cold. See9
Speaking mbon& brigh8 boys
WELL" said the second benedict,
1--WE got . bright boy, myself. He's
in the blue-ribbon class and don't you
forget f. Why. the other day he was
inQuiring of the hired girl what he
was made Of, ami the hired girl hap
pened to be making pies 80 she held
mp q lump of dough and said: You're
made Of dough An ia 6rack ladies
like the wash-lsdy made Of braek
dough7 he asked. Yes she said. He
thought for q long time then finally
said: Mary. don't believe It. How'd
they get the jelly in for the eyes3t
And you will talk about bright boys.
will you3''
''lt palma me 20 mention H." said
the third benedict, 'but / must say
I've got . boy mp at my hofss who
simply Leads che procession. lie
taught me q Lesson the other day. II
was nc the breakf6As tab.e and he had
q soft boiled egg. He was making
bad work OF 80 and had dAubed .his
nose and cheeks and handA Finally
looked over nc him and s@Id. In o
manner meant to be mildly sarcastic.
Why don't you put IL on your hair.
Regs7"
''And what did he dor" asked the
other two bensdicts in the same
breath.
"He put it on his hair" replied the
third benedict sadly.