The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-17
TIE MEAN. sAucY THINGS.

Prom the Siekerson Arso~y
The Wichita Daily Eagle is ten years old.
The Eagle has come 10 stay.
From, the Kansas City star.
the old watch factory will take an important
part
Prom the Goddard Republic.
There is lot an occupant In the wichita
jail. The devil must have surely gone 10
Chicago
For the first time in years, there Is more
water than whisky in Wichita The old Ar
kansas is ION a tear
From the kansas City star.
Very properly the PRESENT OF the State
Pr arnaceuiical association lives in Wichita;
the druggists paradise
Frcm the Dighton Herald
In spite OF the proceedings Of the divorce
court, Wichita young ladies are marrying al
the rate Of eighteen week
Prem the Augusta Journal.
The recent floods in Colorado have filled the
Even. though the joints close Wichita Will no;
b. dry town.
From the Kansas city Star.
The only silk hat at the great Republican
convention doomed up grand. solitary, maJes-
| tie and sublime on the aurora borcalis OF NJ.
Marcellus Murdock-
From the Kansas Cits Journal
The Lawrence Journal inquiries IL Mr.. Lease
was one OF the delegates TO the Popuiist con
vention. or course not Equal suffrage has
not been adopted yet.
Prom The Kansas Ci1y Gazette.
The Populis: party may now be turned over
TO Governor Eskridge and Marsh Murdoch
The adoption OF female suffrage by that party
relieves all the rest ofus.
Prom the Kansas its STAG
The courts will probably be called in 10
decide who Is responsible for the food At
Hichita-the rainmakers or the salvation
army. Each claims the credit OF The job.
From the Florence bulletin
Since the state Journal published a picture
of the handsome face OF Marsh MurdocS th-
ladies who have been saying mean things
about him, have thrown down their weap-
ons.
From the Ashland Journal
Wichita is going e. raise merry sheol with
diverting the Little river 10 the junction city
We were not aware that Wichita would II ght
for water
From the Sedgwick Pantasraph
The city OF Newton has cornered enough
water during the recent rise 10 last for some
time aud there will be no necessity OF stealing
Marsh Murdrek's Little river for a month or
two at least.
From the Wellington Mall
The Wichita Eagle complains that 'the Ar
kansas river l. being slowly but surely con-
sumed." That's the first time Wfch!ts,s ,ifi
zens were ever accused of any extensive drink
ing OF water.
From the KiJwa Review
Wichita was not in IL at the Republican
state convention. By The talk IL raakes one
would be led TO suppose that half the candI-
dstes, at least, would be taken out OF the
Windy Wonder.
From the Sedgyvick Pantagraph
wichita Is having some trouble with the
the waters get much higher the guests can fish
out OF the SCI ond story of the Occidental as
they did in the good old days.
From the Kansas City Times.
George Douglass war record OF last year
didn't stand the test with Dick Blues war
record OF third OF a Century ago In other
words, when the Kansas Republicans take A
war record they want one with mould on il.
From the Peabody Graphic
n Wichita man went to Topeka and told
the denizens there that his town supported
regular saloons with bars forty feet long ii
caused such a watering OF the mouth that
eleven men are now fatally afflicted with
dropsy.
From the Peabody Graphic.
The start Of surprise the Wichita cellars
gave when confronted with the flood OF water
the other day caused the gilded bird on the
top OF the EAGLE Office TO open his mouth AID
screeeh three times. The water is going down
very slowly.
Prom thc Peabody Graphic.
\ dime with most uncanny tale surround
ing IL laid In the Wichita EAGLE oflice for
nearly twenty years. The meanest printer on
ear n wouldn't cal II. but finally a female
employe overcame superstition and spent n
for caTamels. No wonder Marsh Murdoch Il
against woman suffrage.
Prom the Wellington Vail.
The WOman's Christian Temperance union
OF Wichita is waging war against merry 20
round ir the city. The cause ofthe ladies OPP
position 20 tie whirligig is not stated, but tits
said To be due 10 the remark ola young lady
who had straddled one ofthe wooden horses
and who described her ride as having been IA
perfectly Intoxicating pleasure"
From the Conncil Grove Republican
We noticed in last weeks Wichita Eagle
that company by the name of Boston Chem
ical Rain Co. Il preparing 10 produce chem
ical rain within twelve hours from the time
they begin TO operate the district. however IL
is 10 be within a radius OF lUO miles each way
from Wichita. Well that will take us in won't
II? Hope they'll get 20 work soon and give US
a good soaker. Wonder what next.