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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
F4a.e.Fsghtins Tam. In Comp.,,.o,.

II got the champion pugilist to 20
out with me and see FOOT ball game
the other day." "Did he like it?"
''Like 1t: Why. he was in ecstasies
over it. He wants no such tame af.
fairs as prize-ring encounters after
this He wants foot ball."-New
York PresA =
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
1--WE sllsefG

1--WE Sl1SefA
Hcrc Is q bit o. dialogue from tho
New York Press. The moral os it "a
not expressed, but perhaps the reado
Will be able to find it:
What is Mamie doine?'
'.Shc Is q salesiady."
''Does she earn ruuch?"
"Hardly enough TO keep soul anu
body together, bat ner sister helpf
Aer little"
"What does her sister dor"
''She's servant Gtfl'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

The tongue RECEIVERS from an injury
more quickly than any other part O
the human system.
No one can breathe at greater
height than seven miles from tho sur
face Of the earth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Fire experts establish by statistics
hat the pivotal point Of fire is the
$50, 900 mark; that is to say, while
iince 1856 there have been about 4O,-
700 fires. doing s97, 900, 900 damage,
.27 of them did more than $50, 600, :
700 damage. There were special
Tres of more than $50, 600 each, which
iwaricd the average OF the 80, 9,670
other fires to about 81, 100 per fire.
When the fire has passed the $50, 900
much heavier loss may be looked
or.
Oddly enough, the fires that have
thirty-flve years done the most
lamage have started in buildings
that cost the least to erect. The
greatest average loss has been from
stables, where the fire has got beyond
control, so rs to involve other build
ngs. The average loss Of special
stable fires is nearly $3.50, 600, but
this average was raised by the Fourth
Avenue stable fire. which licked up
the Thirty-third Street Storage Ware
house. Candle factories and oil mills
come next, because, perhaps, of the
fire ".iich swept away the Wander
bilt elevators; and next come mercan-
Til concerns, through the vast sums
ost by large 'dry-goods district" fires.
There is wide difference between
ihe average Of specials" s21O, 600,
and the next important class, sugar
reaneries and steam confectioneries,
whose average i3 about $3.50, 600.
Next in importance are markets,
average s136, 900; metal workers,
sl26, 900; churches, sl1., 900; distiller-
les and breweries, Sill, 200; steam
boats and sail craft, $10S,00O the
atcrs, etc, the same; wood-workers,
s1O7, 900; printers, etc, the same,
and SO on down to lumber yards, whose
average is s63, 200. The average loss
on ali specials" is less than s164, 600.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Triais Of High Life.

First guest-Awful bore, isn't IT!
Second Gucst-Dull as funeral. 1
knew it would be.
First Guest-You know it? Then
why did you come?
Second Guest-Had to. My wlfe
heard that the formula for writing
regrets had changed and she couldn't
find out what the new style was, SO
she sent an acceptance.-Pu
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Their Vegetables.

Gazzam-I suppose that the favor
tie vegetable Of duck is mandrake.
Maddox-And that of the hen Is
chickcnweed. of course.
Gazzam-It might be eggplant
Detroit Free Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Appreclatiye.

Persons In public Office sometimes
become very skillful in making them
selves generally agreeable: but the
best of them may err in thinking that
practice has made them perfect in
this respect This story is told Of a
famous French minister Of finance
who, with good intentions, once anus
ingly failed to say the right thing:
The Government was needing
money, and a would-be wit suggested
to the Minister that tax might be
put upon wit every one would
ray it voluntarily. because no one
would wish to confess to being STUPID, I"
he said.
MANY thanks SIR" replied the
Minister, affably. ''If I adopt you3
plan, I shall certainly exempt you
from the tax, as token OF ap-
probation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Nine. Newlyrich Ito the waiter
in the cafe)-Garsoug. parlaiz voc
Franncay? Walter-No, madame, ]
spike French
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Georgie Gazzam (aged 5)-Let me
tell you the latest smart thing my
father said.
Eenny Bloombumper (aged 4D-
Thanks, no; Pm tired. l have a
smart father myself.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Very SuspiciortS.

MistresS-I should like to know
what business that policeman his IN
my kitchen every night in the wrc2
Pretty Servant--Plea5c, mum, ! think
lie suspicious me Of ncgloct.n' me
work er sOmcthin'. - New IOIi
Weekly
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
HUMOROUS SELECTIONS.
GATHERED BY OUR PATENTED
REAPER.

Jolss a. Presehsrs, Lswyers' Doctors'
ana Rmtors-some ofThein Very Dry and
0fhsrs eomsvhat Juicy-They VIII Al"
Y,isSstion II Psrused After Meais-Do
noA Rand Them Upon an Empty
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Tho Proper Thing.

Tom-What would you do if, while
calling on a girl, she should exclaim:
Light out!'
Jack-Putit it out, of cOurse.-Smlth,
Gray s. Co.'S Monthly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Did ~.io Find IT.

An elderly woman stopped gentle
man IN the city hall corridor yestcr-
day and asked the way to the district
eternIty's Office. Courier.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Worse Still.

:It must he dreadful when 4 pro-
fessional singer knows that she has
lost her voice" "But il is still more
dreadful when she is not aware Of the
fact "-IIurnoristische Blatter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
A Sensible Mother.

Hc-I love you, Miss Fanny. Do
you return my love? She-No, in
deed. Mamma told me never to love
a young man until after 1 was mar
ried to him.-Texas Siftings.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
The Same.

Dumsquizzle-Young Timblcrwhec
mas a suit of clothes for every day in
the week. Skimquellet-I never see
HIM wear but one. Dumsquizzle-
Yes; that's the suit. Brooklyn Life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Surc Death for Him.

The Desperate Tramp (to the drug
|clerk)-Hev yer any strychnlne or ar
senic? Timid Clerk-No. The Dcs-
perate Tramp-Well, then, gimme a
bar O SOAP. p.-EXchange.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Got 1t Finally.

He-The Van Buskirk girl mar
ried for money, did she not9 She
Yes; but she had to divorce to get ii
Truth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
Somewhat Domestic.

Teacher-What is meant by do.
nestle animal? Little Girl dcsS
it's a boy wifi a real strict papa -
Good News.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

The application of electricity to the
smelling of iron is being experimental
with in Sweden.
Absinthe is the national drink of
France.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

During the fourteenth century in
Italy tax was levied on everyone
who wore shoes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

In England free dispenseries dis.
tribute 81, 900, 900 worth of medicines
a year.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

A century old tortoire is exhibited
in the museum at Uplands, in Colo.
RADIO.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

karls Clover Root, the great blood purifier,
gives freshness and clearness to the complexion
and cures constipation 70 cts. so cts. 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Dr.. Kilmer's SwAMP- Roof curas
al Kidney and Bladder troubles
Pamphlet and Consultation froA.
Laboratory Rinohamton. y. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

A sufferer from asthma at Glendale,
Penn, has not slept in bed for twcn-
ty years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Indianapolis, Ind, has resolved to
try cedar and asphalt, In combination,
for its streets paving.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Dont You know to have perfect health
you must have pure blood, and the best way to
have pure blood is to take Hoods Garsaoar,lla
the best blood purifier and strength builder.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Hoods Pills may be had by mail for .sc
Of G. /. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

The note OF the bell bird sounds like
the tolling of bell, and can be heard
a distance of three miles.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

II afflicted with soreeyes use DR.. Isaac Thoinp
sens sEYe-water. Druggists sell at 2sc pet bottis
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

The first person to be hanged in
England was a pirate in the reign of
Henry Ill, 1241.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Mrs. win.low's Soothing Syrup for chillrcn
tcethlnE, softens the gims, reduces inhammn.
tion, allays pain, cures wind cole. 2Sc. bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

year ago. People are astonishcd and say,
fwell. last year this time l would not havs
Thought that you would he living now can
thankfully say I am entirely cured Of a djs.
ease which. but for your wonderful Discoy.
cry would have resulted in my DEATH
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

In the fourteenth century 10000, 900
people died of the black plague IN
Europe and Asia.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26

Ethel Knox-Do you know you re-
mind me of that piano lamp, Mr.
Stalate?
Stalate-Because l shine in tho
drawing room?
Ethel Knox-No. No matter how
YOU are turned down you don't go
out.-New York Herald.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-09-26
ISyISI5E ISSG3:S


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." When / ccia.nenosN::
taking your 'Discovesss
1 was very low WITT
cough. and at times .Ia s,,,.
up much blood. i sms Ta
not able to do the Iesss,s sss
work, but most OF tS"
time was in bed. ~ -
all run = down, ye,.
weak. my head was AZ AZ
zy. and / was extremist. tG.
despondent. Tho f,r:x.
bottle l took did ss nss
seem to do me rnnoS MI.
good. but | had faith IN n
1t and continued usina y. !.
until l had taken tiftse,ns =
bottles, and now i d.
not look nor feel liks
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22

The average man never dreamed there
were half so many kind OF sugar as there
are until the tariff came TO the fore as
the great question OF the time, and even
then campaign 'sugar" is not mentioned.
This morning two horses fell at about
the same time on the slippery asphalt
pavement in front OF the station and the
result was badly twisted harnesses. One
horse was driven by city Physician jerks.
One member OF the "Sons Of Rest" came
near being expelled at the meeting the
other day. IL was proved that he had
worked one hour helping his father clean
up the back yard, which Is breach OF the
society's constitution.
The annual parade OF Barnum Circus
will take place from Madison Square
Garden, New York, Saturday. This is
published so that II any small boys are
missing the police will know they have
started for the metropolis.
The editor OF the Lynn press says he
counted two hundred robins while going
down town one day last week, whereupon
the editor of the Taunton Gazette says"
II there isn't Keeley institute In Lynn
there appears to be great need OF one."
The employees OF the Smead Company,
who were putting in the heating appar-
stus into the new portion OF the Garden
street school house, refused to go to work
yesterday morning as the company has
failed and owes them considerable money.
An interesting meetIngl OF Delaney
Council, X. OF c., was held last evening.
State Delegate Miles A. McNamee OF
Providence was present and reported tho
proceedings OF the session OF the Grand
Council, which was held recently In New
Haven. The committee appointed to ar
range for the social to be held April IL
reported that all arrangements had been
perfected and the success OF the affair as
sured.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
A DICTATORSHIP.
Moraes May Not Have a Majority Of Votes
For the Brazilian Presidency.


MoNTEvfDEo, March 22.-Passengers ar
riving here on the royal mail steamer re-
port that il Is doubtful II President
Moraes will have majority of the votes
for president. No elections were held In
the states Of Parana, Santa Catherine and
Rio Grande do Sui. In the states where
elections were held, the voters were
intimidated by the military. In Rio de
Janeiro the majority of the votes were
cast by the government forces and en-
ployes.
In Minas Geraes,s ssilveirs, Martens re-
ceived ali overwhelming majority for
president, while the northern states re-
port a majority for Alfonso Penna.
The passengers predict that Moraes has
not received majority. Floriano
Peixoto will accept dictatorship. 1t is
said a majority OF the army is anxious to
proclaim him for 10 years.
A salute of 81 guns to the British nag
was fired yesterday In Rio harbor as
apology for the arrest Of an officer of the
Sirius The salute Is regarded with dis
favor, as II was believed an apology would
have been ample rsparation. This action
has increased the dislike Of the Brazil
isns for the English. No news has been
received from Lisbon yet
The insurgent warships Aquidaban and
Republics are cruising of Maldonado, 60
miles east OF Montevideo. 1t is supposed
that they are waiting for Peixoto's ves-
sells TO leave Montevideo.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
SO inch Cotton.

A bale in Saturday contain ng
1908 yards of 36-lnoh wide Un-
bleached Cotton, you can't know
the value until you see it, DC yard
Infants Bibs-A superb as ort-
ment now on sale at &c, SC, lOc,
IL 1-2c, tic, 20c and 25c.
Opening this week of our Spring
Hosiery. Ladies fast black Hose
dyed by Htrmsdoff; this is suffi.
cient g larantee Of the colo, 2
thread, with double heel and toe
25c. 40 guege, with double sole
25c.
Every number We carry is the
best tliat can be found at the
price.
Ladies' Fancy Hose. with fas
black and tan boots, IL &c pair
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22

The weekly session of the Court OF Pro-
bate was not held yesterday afternoon,
His Honor Judge Blodgett being out OF
the city.
Edward McDuff OF York avenue is to
enter the employ OF John Boyle q Co.,
confectioners, next Monday. He is to
travel through the State and his acquain-
tances expect he will be successful. issS
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
Shoe Department.

We have about 70 pairs of
Ladies double sole boots, in lace
or button, doHgola tips, that we
have sold all season at 81 20 a
gair; we will close out this lot at
81 so a pair.
Child's fine dongola, patent tip,
spring heel, sizes 5, 8 and 8 to IL,
that are wrrth 81 and $1.25 pair;
we 10 no intend to keep these
shoe III stock as we have num-
ber of other lines at the same
price, Will close out this lot at
75c for 5 to s, and SIC for 8 to IL.
NJ ms Shoes-We are receiving
our spring goods every dav and
we will nave the best ines of
Shoes at $50, S1.9S, S2.5S and
SO that have been shown in this
CITY.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
TERSE TRIBUNEITES.
CONDENSED NEWS OF INTEREST TO ALL
OF OUR READERS

Miss Nellie Bates OF this city is visiting
friends at Phenix.
Miss Matte Briggs OF Phenix called on
friends here this week.
Tomorrow and Saturday are fasting
days in the Catholic Church.
A turkey supper was given at the Pleas.
View Baptist Church last evening.
The regular drill meeting OF Tower
Light Infantry was held last evening.
w.F.&F.C. Sayles will erect a new
machine shop at saylesville this Spring.
Today is Holy Thursday and services
were held in all Catholic Churches this
morning.
The German Society will hold a re-
union and anniversary in German Hall
Monday evening.
Texas reports hail stones weighing is
ounces. Everything there corresponds
with the size of the State.
Thomas Granigan has Just finished
painting a buggy for J. j. Gavsgan, the
machine agent. It's a beauty.
The coal baron Is now beginning to talk
about hard times, but the iceman waxeth
fat with anticipation Of profit.
The friends OF Miss Rose Macon Der
will be glad TO learn that she is rapidly
recovering from a serious illness.
The gay season of balls, socials and
parties will be ushered In Monday even
ing by a number OF annual reunions.
Jimmy Scully says be will give up the
prize ring. There are those around who are
wondering when ne ever belonged In IT.
ID. A. Schieren OF New York, a brother
of Mayor Schieren OF Brooklyn, was v's-
iting friends in this city yesterday after
noon.
The members OF the Golden Grail are
receiving their first dividend which
amounts to II per cent. OF what they paid
into the order.
The Trophy won by Capt. Rittman OF
OF this city, member OF the Brigade staff
in the officers rifle contest, Is on exhibit
tion In Providence.
Visit the Main street restaurant OF 8. b.
Havens for good meal. Everything la
its season will beiound there and served In
the most palstable manner.
The Evening Drawing School will b.
open this evening from 1880 TO S:3
o'clock and students desiring TO receiv
their drawings may do so.
The court OF inquiry will continue re
viewing the Hacket testimony tomorrov
at 10 O'Clock and II Is believed decision
will be reached during the afternoon.
Hon. Henry b. Metcslf of this city, til
Prohibition candidate for Governor, wi
speak on the issues OF the campaign !
Music Hall, Peacedale, tomorrow even
ing.
Blackstone Encampment, /. o. o. F
Florence Lodge, ID. OF r., Charles l
Chickering Lodge, X. Of p, and Paw
tucket Council. Royal Arcanum, met Las
evening.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
Musical Goods.

Musical Goods.
Genuine Spanish Mandoins that $I4; now $3.50
Guitars regular prices, American make, SIS;
Banjos Piccolos Flutes Claronets, Drums Flies, Ac-
cordeons, Concertinas etc. All included in Clearing Sale
Japanese Goods
Goods left over from our holiday SALE Our own i'm
portation Japanese Koros of magnificent design Bronze
Novelties and Smallwares in unique styles Five feet
fold hand embroidery Screens elegant effects Screens that
cheap at $ao now $50 All $40 Screens $5 Beauti
full 4-tod Screens all hand work. Look &475.
We have thousands of articles stock which would
interest you but prevents their mention just We
submit the above for the benefit of the bargain seeking pub
lie of Pawtucket and vicinity and that you have got
idea of the magnitude of stock please don't
found with the regular advertising jewelers. of Pawtucket
whose entire valuable stock could easily in
of of 8eet fire and burglar proof
safes without the least inconvenience ourselves whatever
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
Mems Shirts

Gents Night, Lsundered, On
laundereA. Working, Dress, Flan-
mel and Soft Outing Shirts, in fact
everything in Mems Shirts you
can find on our counters at the
bottom prices.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
TELEPHONE ALTA.
THE WEATHER..

ALMANAC FOR THURSDAY. MARoB "a.
sUN RIsEs........ 8 ~ MooN RIsEs.. ~ Pm
fgs ETsoTn STTs or D1I is x FULL SEA Il K % % ~
Forecast for Maine, New Hampshire
and Vermont: Rain or snow; south winds.
becoming north.
For Massachusetts,, Rhode Island and
Connecticut; Fair; variable winds.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
Easter Gloves.

Ladies' Six Taffeta Gloves,
grey, black and assorted tan
shwses, an elegant assortment, at
25c and SOC.
Ladies' Kid Gloves N W shades,
in 4-bntton and Shook, at 81 pair,
warranted.
Look over our Wrapper De-
partment. Wrappers at Soc, 69c,
CSC and sl.25, that are surprising
values.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22

Ladies' Watches, genuine solid I4kara gold, U. S. as
says, hunting case, American Waltham movement stem
wind and (again say solid gold) worth $2S. Our
Sale Price, Look $l6.75
Ladies' filled case stem wind, hunting open face,
Waltham movement, $675.
Cents filled case, stem wind, hunting open face,
Waltham movement Sale Price $775.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP.

We the undersigned, who have been carry
ing on business under the frm name OF the
Rhode Island Automatic Light Co.. have this
day dissolved our co -partner by mutual
MYRON ID. KELLEY,
ALBERT HAlNSWORTH,
Providence, March 20, 1884.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
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fo
Swiube dol earned
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1894-03-22
RADIKIN 81 C0ONEY,
TRINITY SQUARE.
Dress Goods Dept.

Every shoe in More Silk, Toe.
New fancy Silks for waists at
81 vprd.