The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-06-30


follow the usual course.
What?" eagerly demanded the
trembling victim.
Take before eating" rejoined the
savage, as he reached for his kodak.
= Truth.
MOTHERS DARLING.
Suburban Boy-Mamma asked me
what was my favorite flower, an wen
/ told her 'goldenrod" she kissed
me an said | was poetic. Wot does
that mean?"
Little Girl don't know. Why
do you like the goldenrod?
Suburban Boy-'Cause il grows
without any bother - Street &
Smiths Good News.
KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.
Louise-You are surely not going
to marry Mr.. Graball?
Maud am.
L.-Why, he is a regular mser.
M.-That's just the reason.
don't want man who spends all the
money himself. | will attend to that
part OF the business New York
Press.
HIS WANT.
Tramp (entering taxidermist' 81
Do you stuff all kinds OF animals
here?
Taxidermist-Why, yes.
Tramp-Well, | wish you'd stuff
me with good dinner Bazaar.
MATCHMAKERs.
(The young folks)-He-Be mine?
She-Ges, George, though goodness
knows what the old folks will think
about it.
(The old folks)-IIis mother Ga few
days later)-Im so delighted to have
been able to arrange this match be-
tween George and Ellie.
Her Mother-Yes, and how cleverly
we managed it. Chicago Record.
TOOK SOMETHING STRONG.
McBoogler-Young Milkshak took
all my breath away when he an
nounced his engagement to Clara
Giltmann.
McCanstick-Then he must have
taken something rather strong for
once in in his life.
CRUSHED HOPES.
"I'll make you happy, l will" said
he,
His bosom with passion fired.
"Well, maybe you would, responded
she,
But at present you make me
tired. ,,
DIFFERING VISIONS.
Mrs. Carson - The emancipated
woman is woman who sees things
as they are.
Mr.. Volses-Yes, and she drives
her husband to seeing things double.
- Puck.
WHAT IT WAS.
What is that cash on Finders
face?"
"Oh, that n mark of respect.
"A mark Of respect?"
"Ies, he's got more respect now
for the man that put it there than
he had before. - Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
WHY SHE LEFT.
Employment Agent t. What was
the matter with your last place ?"
Domestic - The missus was too
young. 1t made me look old.
STRICTLY PRIVATE.
Are you interested in questions
Of public INTEREST,"" began the long
haired passenger, getting himself
ready for long talk.
Public interest" retorted his
seatmate, and accenting strongly the
first word. Il am United States
Senator, sir. y indianapolis Jour
nal.
CIRCUMvENTIoS,
My wife and had lively dis
cussion last night" said the mild
hammered man. But got the last
word.
You don't say so?'
"Yes. She acknowledged it her.
self this morning. "
How did you manage it?'
Talked in my Sleep
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY.
Two Texas doctors met on the
street
a. feel sorry for you. You ought
not TO be out in this kind of weather.
You are very sick man." said DR.
Blister.
:" | am not feeling very well, " re-
piled DIR. Soonover.
What doctor is treating your"
Il am prescribing for myself"
=" You shouldn't do that. You are
liable to be arrested for attempted
suicide. -[Texas Siftin gs.
AN AUTHORITY on CONDUCT.
For goodness sake, what is that
man over at the next table examining
his dinner down like that for?"
"Oh, that's the man who delivers
lectures on etiquette at the Young