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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
Curious.

A domestic, newly engaged, presented
to his master one morning a pair Of
boots the leg Of one of which was much
longer than the other. "How comes it
that these boots are not the same
length?" II really don't know, sir, but
what bothers me the most is that the
pair down stairs arc in the same fix. "
Boston Woman's Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
WORTH KNOWING.

That ALLcocK's Porous PLASTER is the
highest result Of medical science and skill
and in ingredients and method has nevel
been equaled.
That it is the original and genuine por
GUS plaster.
That ALLcocK's Porous PLASTER nevel
fails to perform its remedial work quickly
and effectually.
That this fact is attested by thousands o
voluntary and unimpeachable testimonials
from grateful patients.
That for rheumatism, weak back, sciatica
lung trouble, kidney disease. dyspepsia
malaria and all local pains it is invaluable
That when you buy ALLcocK's PoRoUi
PLASTER you obtain absolutely the best
plaster made.
BRANDRETH's Pills are vegetable pur
gatiye.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
A HERALD OF THE INFANT YEAR

Clip the last thirty years or more from the
century, and the segment will represent the
term of the unbounded popularity OF Hostei-
ter's Stomach Bitters. The opening OF the year
1925 will be signalized by the appearance OF u
derivation and action OF this world.iamous
medicine will be lucidly set forth. Everybody
should read it. The calendar and astronomical
calculations to be found In the brochure are
illustrations, humor and other reading matter
rich in interest and full OF profit. The Hostetter
Company OF Pittsbug, Pa, publish II them
selves. They employ more than sixty hands in
months in the year are consumed in Its prepara
ton. II can be obtained, without cost, OF all
druggists and country dealers, and Is printed IN
English, German, French, Welsh. Norwegian
Swedish, Holland. Bohemian and Spanish.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
Du Maurier's Women.

Speaking Of 'Trilby, have you ever
noticed what an important part eye
brows play in Du Maurier's faces? No
matter how small the face, the eyebrow
stands out as the most characteristic
feature. Critic.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14

A return Of memory sometimes co.
ours in drunkenness, as in the case Of
the Irish porter who, having lost pack
age while drunk, got drunk again and
remembered whore he had left it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
Explaining a Blank.

The above space is reserved for two
very funny jokes that we thought Of the
other day, but unfortunately cannot re-
call at the present writing. Jewish
Messenger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
Good For the Lawyers.

The land of Mexico is held in feudal
tenure by about 1000 families. Patents
are issued to all who ask for them, and the
government leaves the question Of priority
to be fought out in the courts.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh is blood
or constitutional disease, and In order TO cure II
you must take internal remedies, Hairs Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure Is not quack medicine. ltwas pre-
scribed by one OF the best physicians ~ ihis
country for years, and Is regular prescription
1t is composed Of the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting al.
rectiy on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
duces such wonderful results In curing catayrh.
Send for testimonials free.
#. ]. CHENEY 4 CO.. Props,
Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists; price, rs cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
A Shrinking Man.

1t is said that man at Heming's Cor
ners, Tenn, shrinks once month from
180 to 10 pounds and remains in that con-
dition for week, after which he resumes
his original weight.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
NEW WAY EAsr-No DUST.

Go East from Portland, Pendleton, Walla
Walla via o. r. & N. to Spokane and Great
Northern Railway to Montana, Dakotas, St.
Paul, Minneapolis, Chicago, Omaha, st.
Louis, East and South. Rock-ballast track
fine scenery; new equipment Great North
ern Palace Sleepers and Diners; Family
Tourist Cars; Bufiet-Library Cars. Write
G. G. Donovan, General Agent, Portland
Oregon, or #. l. Whitney, G.. P. Il I. A..
st. Paul, Mimi, for printed matter and in
formation about rates, routes, etc.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
HoIrrs SCHOOL.

One Of the best SGhvol, for Boys on this
Coast Is IN charge OF lex. State Superintend'
ent Ira g. Hoitt, Phi. D., ut Burlingame,
San MRteo county, Gal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
AHFAI Or. LlEBIC & co.,
Special Doctors for ChpnE, Pdnls
UN Nm and WaylInu diseases,

Or. Liebig's Invigorator the greatest remedy for
seminal Weakness. Loss of Manhood aud Private
Diseases, Overcomes PrematureneBs and prepares
ell for marriage ifes duties, pleasures aud respon.
sibilties: u trial bottle given or sent free 20 any
one describing symptoms; call or address 400 0eary
St, private entrance t05 Mason ST., San Francisco.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14
oATARRH CANNOT BIC CURED

Customer--What have you IN the shape Of ors
angesf Grocer-Well, we have haseballE.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14

Mrs. Willie Kissam Vanderbilt Is to base her
divorce suit on the ground of non-support. Did
she expect pie three times per dayf
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14

Billing aud cooing flourish during the honey.
moon. Afterward the billing sometimes stops
the cooling.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1894-12-14

Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust no smell
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
I..I...,s. lor Ill.o . is ..n uruluance against

NsaN@sF.sf MI N'fN-N ." s"H8 it.
 Tou will please also consider our cor rcspund,ucc at m end, as shall not pUur out my sOul to n great coarse man who does not respect me. will now go out and rake n few au- tuIun leaves and croquet balls and rub Der dolls and curSets and things.
 Oh, the autumn leaves Is falling.
 They falling here and there;
 They re falling in the atmosphere,
 And also in the air;
 They re falling OCT the bridegroom
 That dwells in bcauty's bower.
 And also OCT the bride herself
 And the statesman in his power.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
Drc.s Skirt. and Sleeves.

Sleeves. still bOufFant. are more artis- tic, more fanciful than ever. Hitherto size seems to have been the mOdistc' $ sole and only aim. Now We are to have the dainticst effects of trimmings. and contrasting shades and materials enter into the sleeves, and soft. artistic effects are strivcn for DuuCct has just finished n dress with an exquisite pair of sleeves, which, he says, cost him more thought and planning than all the other parts of the frOck combined.
 Skirts, aS rule. retain their plain ness. Sometimes they open at tho side and show q contrasting shade of velvet or softly plai,cd fan of silk or satin. The back often hangs in two broad box plaitS. Plaitcd skirts. with dainty sash draperieS. are shown in the latest Pari- sian models. Drapcry is straight rather than bouffant in effect. Plain skirts are often very wide at the bottom and stand out gracefully in the back. Rich. heavy fabrics are made into plain. short skirts The softer fabrics are slightly draped. sometimes showing a gay petticOat un- derneath. Just the least suspicion of n hustle k scwcd i'll the back nf some of the latest skirts
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05

ATTRACTIVE COVER FOR GRAND PIANO. from the grand piano's individual and intentional shape; consequently women who own these pianos are solely puzzled to know exactly what sort of covers would prove most artistic, useful and appropriate. To help them as well as tho owners of the square and tho up- right piano a design originally made for The Ladies Home Journal is made in two pieces. The upper portion is made to fit the curve. The fall, which is about the depth of the body of the piano. is finished with fringe. The pieces are joined together when the en- broidery is complete.
 The first thing to be considered is the selection of color and material, for the piano cover must be of the colors pre- dominating in the parlor, music room or drawing room where the piano has its place Should the background be a soft gray green the design as shown would ee charming worked in contrast ing shades of gray green either in solid effects or simply outlined or heavily couched, with the stems in gold thread. The design thus treated would not Do apt to puckcr under the needle. China silk could be utilized for this cover if lined before working with soft muslin The softness of this fabric would lend additional beauty to the effect when worked.
 When both the top and border are embroidered. join together with a little frill of the china silk. which can be made as full as the taste dictates If the finish is preferred plain. the border could be made deep enough to allow for the edge. This particular finish is best adapted to china silk or any very soft fabric, n cord being almost too stiff even when made as soft and pliable as possi- ble. The fringe should be of the samo color as the background and made of silk not very heavy and quite narrow. A knotted fringe is preferable, as il has q lighter effect. Use for the reverse side the satin finish lining which comes for such purposes.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
eyes give Dr0mise of help

eyes give. promise or -nelD
 was in the back ground, and admit that was looking at her with all my eyes. don't know whether she noticed this, but she raised her voice:
 'What, you won't let mo pass, Do you know that you arc extremely impertinent, sirs Are you going to be as rude as the communist commanding La Porte d 'ltalie "a person whom I would not let into my stable for fear of soiling it, and who forced me to barley with him for half an hour? was obliged to be polite and make the gentleman $ conquest, and l finally tanned him so thoroughly that he insisted on treating me to a glass of horrible currant brandy"
 "How disgustingi''
 Come! l am sure you are going to let me of cheaper!'
 And she gave him a glance which would have softened tiger.
 The captain never finched. but replied: Madame, when orders are that no one Is to pass, no one passes If Mime. Thiers herself was to appear, l should turn her back
 am convinced that he was thinking of the advertising woodcut in the shops of La Redingote Grise which represents a con script stopping Napoleon and telling him he couldn't pass if he were the little cor poral himself.
 She looked at me again. This time l made a heroic resolve and burned my bridges behind me. Time was precious, and had to force the situation. l came forward and prctended to suddenly recog- niZe her.
 What, is that yous You here:'' And climbing into the truck fell into her arms and kissed her vigorously. How willingly acted my comedy, and how natural must have been in the part! She scream ed but l whispered, Silence, and you'll get through"
 You may imagine that brave little woman who was not afraid of bursting shells was not going to faint because an officer of dragons, whom she had never | laid eyes on before, kissed her without warning So she threw herself bravcly into the part, and I felt two soft arms about my neck. while her lips touched my forehead.
 turned to the captain, slightly upset. II have known this lady for years, and I can answer for her us for myself. l trust captain, that you will now allow her to pass and will even give her an cs- | cort of ten dragons. This will allow her to reach Lonejumeau without further l trouble and will afford you, in addition, n | means of verifying her identity The captain, after much persuasion, aCrcCd and I feared for a moment that for greater security he intended to accom- | pany the ten dragoons himself. Luckily l reminded him in time that his trousers had been with the army of the Loire. The | lieutenant would have been unwilling to | compromise himself hy appearing in com pany with such n good looking person: the sccund lieutenant would have been obliged to stop smoking. which would have vcxcd | him grratly-in short, the command os | the escort was left to me I placed five dragons in front of the truck and five behind, and set forth in triumph with my prisoner. She k snntchinG away my pen and de claring that the rest of tho story does not concern the public. And. after all, she is perhaps right, for il is already ancient his tory Translated From the French For l Shnrt Sinrir--
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
THE CHERISHED GIFT.
the wall by n ribbon suspended

On the wall by n ribbon suspended It ranks with the things hold dear. With the antlers, so fiauntingly splendid. And the fOils which no fOeman need fear. l see it with truest affection. Souvenir of q sweetheart of mine. An, that dark Nyavy hair, that complexion, And those eyes, which no stars could out
 shine,
 Twas at eve, when the sun to m ember Hld rctldencd the cloud just above, That you sought mc-how well remembcr!- And murnurcd, Take this, with my
 love-
 So I cherish with sentiment tender, whatcer the temptation may be, That bascly suggests its surrender, The cigar that my wife gave to me.
 Washington Star
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
How to Choose a Lobster.

A lobster should be chosen by its weight. alertness and fresh smell. The tail should be stiff and springy and the sides firm. Those weighing threo or four pounds ar" the best if there is no water in them. When freshly caught. there is some muscular action in their claws. which is excited by pressing the eyes. If stale. the lobster has heavy. muggy smell. LOl,Sters should not be shipped any distance alive. but should be boiled lrfurc teing shipped \ lob ster that has died before going into the boiling rrI k unfit for food If the claws ar" drawn up prigidly. it is a good indication. hut 1T they arc limp and srrawliug the lobster was dead before il was put in the luilinS pat.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
\ Story That Is Told.

\ certain young woman whose funds arc smaller than her taste and ingenu- ity has just renovated her dining room wall paper' at very small outlay of money. The paper was fortunately of light material. color and pattern. and it had grown sOilrd and dingy through long servicC. Shv bought remnant of light straw mating at 90 cents q yard and tackled II around the lower part of the wall. headed hy broad. plain gimp for n dadn. Then >h" hung cheap paper Japanese scrolls af regular intervals ovcr the worst plac,> in the paper. reach ing from the ceiling to the top of the mating. and lastly tackled up small portfolio engravinGs wherever they hap pcnCd to bo needed
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
Keeipe For RroMn Reffr.

We find the following recipe for an old time favoritc in Tho New England Homestead: Go gather ,hC appl.-> that r'Sl ripc arc lying And cut all the ~or,-s and tn" pNHli1cs away. Thcn slice them just as would slice them
 for frying.
 And we'll bake Brown Betty for dinner tO-
 day. Then get q dcCp ran with n close fitting cover. Alternately apples and crumbs in II lay. With sugar and cinnamon sprinkle over oh. we'll blk" a Brown B-.ity for dinner t'.-
 dRy. Now go fill tho pitcher with milk that iS cram
 ing
 And rarry Brown Betty along on a tray. An osiur dcliciuu~ly spicy cnm'-s ~t'aming. oh. we'll have grand feast "n Mis- B''tty
 t0slav.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
Now go fill tho pitcher with milk that t- -er'aH
Rice Iritter~.

Put into n small stewpan pint of new milk, with i ounces of rice, 2 ounces of sugar. peel of lemon grated. ounces of butter and q very little cinna- mon. Boil all slowly until the rice has absorbed the moisture. Mix in the yOlks Of , eggs we'll beaten, and when cool make the ri-c into balls. placing in the center of each some orange marmaladc. Brush them over with the yolk of all egg. sprinkle with bread crumbs, put them in wire basket and fry them in boiling fat Il ligh. brown. Drain and serve in napkin. with sugar sifted over them.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
| Praise

. good thing whenever I see an opportunity" Thus writes MIR. DAN'L V. DAVIS. of Luke St.. WATERBURY. CONN. That he is justified 1n thus asking his friends to rely on his judgment, we have only to quote further from his letter.
 "My knees and feet were so lame from Rheumatism l could scarcely walk. My doctor gave me new prescription nearly every week for three months. but the pains continued. then tried scv- eral noted blood medicines and sarsaparillas without avail At tracted by the experience related of a sufferer in nearby town, l decided to use
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
N.H.&H. Railroad Time Tabit
] .L- T.. Issi- <A'GATICE DIVISION

Train- ICav-- W4tsrrIrT as follow: Err NEW YO9E-i.rS- -ll IO S1 m: I-7 SIS 44Opu. Sunsiav. SIS ? m n---,-- asfs gF Nl. I- J-s a III ! H- ttF2-E u' n 5Lantfay 6-tss 2 m . ,r KEW HAVEN via IheTt-S JVucci'- StS -II 10 SI 2 n s-. $. sSs R.suru VI. D-.r5y TGUstt rE- S'- 3 1o A m 1I,sL } = 5-t1 :-Es U 1 Suu't1s- = !t i m ,rSFW HAVEN NEW LONDON. etc via S1Ig-rIsE IlncTEsu | +n m For BRfbiEPORT-S-"S. >1. l3s' m Is Sas. go ssS r m SUn,ily i-.-. m RarIEn at ,rS <I3 s-4.' .l m T. 1s'- 42-5s go D m sunday I5 m For AN>ONIA-s0s- <lt ,bSo n lZa: IS4.tl.s SS --i=s 5UnINt-si. m SIH'iAY- +-ls R.s,Hru sr Ts3 sss IvsI q n I1-Sl } hl- s-l0 SIspn sunday s-g6 m ,-WATERTOWN-5 4l. s-SS- u-ls n SsA sI1 TGa p E. Saturday SIS 2 r.- Return at S-ll T.f1. 10 n a n 2-5I. sSS eSo pm Saturday 7SS m s,r THOMAS T3S-s3E. 1T IT 6 n: S5+ b-ss. pm. sunday s-5 m-
 R.sturu aE T-ES. I5-lS ID: 3SS s--S m' sunday 3-ET ? El- . P.r rT0RR[StiTOS-S-E8 l'-I3 m l: Ss2- esS. nm Suuday $ n
 Return al T-sl IA!s' m. 2-S- 9-"S IT, sunday. 313 p m = P..r WINSTED-s-EL Il-lG a- m: 2S3 6Ss T m Return at S0 s-40 a. m; 2Os. 4-i2 ? m sunday. S-n0 r m
 CT. HAMPSTEAD Gen Pas Ageat
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
HE RAISES TERRAIN
BUT THUS FAR THE FARM IS NOT
 VERY PROFITABLE.
A Turtle That Is Almost Worth Its Weight In Gold-It Is Now n Luxury Even In the Land of Its Birth-The Tame Ter rapin.
Lspecinl Corre,nnntlence.l

HEATHvILLE, Northumberland County, Va, Nov. 27.-''There's your terrapin," m old Maryland host was wont to say, and there's pepper, salt, butter and sherry wine. If you want to spoil the terrapin, put on the wine" Plain folk that live where tho tcrrapin grows are fond of saying that the epicure's terrapin is merely vehicle for sauce, and they pretend to believe that cunningly sauced calf's head would deceive half tho tcrrapin experts. Those to whom terrapin has usually been not n luxury, but a matter of course, like the creature served in his shell with just tho ordinary condiments at hand to be applied in accordance with in-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
What Tcniers Is Worth.

The name uf Tcnicrs finds itself at tachcd tu soInc very extraordinary pie turcs. good. lad and indifferent. Early last sc;>un three large canvases realized the magnificent total of just over 30 guincas' An interior, " with three Bocrs seated round n table in front of n fire, with one of them in inc net of lighting his pipe and exhibited at Burlington House in 1892. sold in May of that year for 23 guincas-
 The set uf five copies hy Tcnicrs from BCllini. paolo Ncroncsc. Palma Giovanni, Guido Rcni and Titian. :.t one time in the Blcnhcim PaIacr collection. realized E3O lys. Gal. in January last. "Signed" pictures of this master are common enough at guincas each. The two really first class examples which occurred in the Dudley sale do not, howrVcS. come in this cate gOry. Christ Crowned With Thurns. ' described 'a rich composition of great power of cUloI-ng. " W Is knocked down for 7UO guincas Forty ciE Int years ago il real izcd Uuu gu!ncas. Tle second example, the courtyar,! uf a cutt3Gr, q small picturc, II by 2l iuc!nU<. was --ld for 40 guincas. -NinetCcnth Century.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
@4x AM


P. S-You had better try matted milk few years till you get strong and sort of live up to your hair more. and then I will send you some food for thought, as you suggest
 Shall hay" it ground, ar would you liko it in the car: E. w. \.
 (P. S.-Opce moro for the Cigars)- Your handwriting looks like that of a great coarse man. Gan il hc that you are chatting me in order to prove I..! overthrow? N.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
NFIEl; <I\t.

ly inr-r->t,Sl In th,. ~tylr of tA.- -h- ,,.ru u, the young w,S~t"ru-r ~r~ ,S.-u '.f '' '--. ih,iu to be No. :i two ,rrNs !l''~!n. ... . '.;'~i:,1 of pegs Pl'sI~c 't-' ':'r' >.,' t .,-'u t' :'J:r chased nt n nl'al''r..:.- -l.,':f, .li....
 Is it proI~r t'.!.'' w 9 u~ t.as {" l,y : {. head in onr - llp l'y In.r-'l', ..,..
 Pleas r"rly nt y"Ur .:t-lA'~t "unv, Hivnc" Respectfully. MI~s '-''II-rN NIrIIs
 Thanks. Sirl" girl. Iw"uld like some tresscS nk" yours with - or 3n white mice III tbrm and will send for q h"m, treatment in few day
 How k vnur mr'h"r: Y"ur> truly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
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Take l small glass syringe and draw it full If ;'r" i''ir.; and slowly arrange any design. ArIrrr way iS to use a cone of stiff white rapCr and let the icing nun thruuch. Lut this is not as succp~Sful
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
"HnM's tllr weathers''

George Lahoulc possesses an energetic and ohliging valet. Yesterday morning, while he was opening the shutters of the bedroom window. his master inquired:
 How the wcathcri
 An, sir, replied the sagacious Hun key. with bafllcd air. II am very sorry, cannot see for the fog,'-Rcvcil National.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
An Enception.

widow-wcll, Mir. Brief. have you read tho will!
 Brief-YC> hut I can't make anything out of it.
 Heirs-Lct us have 1t patented. \ will that q lawyer cant make anything out oi Is a blessing Milwaukee Sentinel
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05

Father Bill Curtis, the new president of the Amateur Athletic union, once made u lift in harness of s, ,239 pounds. Ho was a famous athlete quarter Ot a century ago.
 The first large sum ever offered for . players release was offered to tho Chica. go club by Anson for his own release back In the scventies-namely, Sl 1000. It was only a promise to sign n contract, yet the great ball player would not break the promise for absolution from which he offered Sl, 1000.
 Uncle Henry Dow of Randolph, Me, who is 93 years old, droye trotting horse to sulky at that place the other day In 2:3s It Is said that ho has as sure a seat as the youngcr men.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
Her Way.

win you let me know when we get to Pitcher strC,t:" asked n woman of a Cass avenue ar conductor, Ten minutes later the conductor rang the he'll and bawlcd out:
 Pitcher strCCti
 The woman sat unmUycd.
 Pitcher street!' shrickcd the conduct or
 The woman stared al him. but did not rise.
 Madam, this is Pitcher strcet You want Ia get out hCrc'''
 La. no I want tu get of at Scldcn avenue. and I was told that it was tho third stIe,t from Pitcher, and thought that if yuu let me know when We got to Pitcher I could count tho strccts up to SScldcn and not trouble you when we got thcrC. That t's all. thanks.
 The conductor nearly broke the bellrope ringing for the car to ga on. and his rc- marks about the vaGaric~ of womankind in general wcrc little :. ere and unjust. -Detruit Free Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
rIn- ,n 1.I..n r.ir..

Velvet which has h,'come badly soiled from wear may bC renovated to look likC new if it is washed in naphtha Uss plenty nnd work as if you were u-inp estss rH s hi, nf -aiira
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-12-05
Nallcs

Von Blumrr-I don't know about coming up to yuur house tonight. am afraid il will rain.
 Plankingtun (chcerfully What if it does, old man: You can fetch I"y um- brrlla with you. York World.