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Lots of Emotion Around.

At an early hour the other morning a
very fat colored woman arrived at the D.
and NJ. depot in such state of excitement
that the policeman on duty there had his
attention attracted and observed:
Madam, you seem to be laboring under
some strong emotion?"
"Yes, sab. Purity strong emoshun,"
she replied. "Does dis depo' go to Pom
tyac?"
''Not the depot, ma am, but the trains
do. Do you wish to go to Pontiac?"
''No, sab. What I wishes to do is to git
sight of certain pusson who ar probably
gwine to Pontyac."
IT see. That accounts for your emo
ton, presume.
''Yes, sab, it do. run mos all dc way
from dc house an fell down TO- times on
de way. If l git sight of dat pusson, he
will also be afflicted wild emoshun-heaps
Of It'll"
"You have something under your
shawl, " said the officer as his eye caught a
queer bulge to the garment.
Eyes, sah," she replied as she removed
and held out to view an old ak handle.
''Dis am what will bring dc emoshun in
case dat pusson shows up heahP'
'But I can't permit violence here
ma'am.''
''Oh dar won't be no fussin around! De
pusson spoke of am my husband. He's
dun make up his mind to leave me fur a
women in Pontyao, an ] 'spect him heah
to take de train.'
"But you must not disturb the peace. "
''No, sah-no, sab. Oar won't be no
disturbance. When git eyes on him, I
shall spit ON my hands, grip dis handle
an jump fur him, an befo' he comes to
I'll hev him home an all tucked up in
bed. No. sab, no disturbance, 'cept l
want de people to stand back so kin git
swing to my arms when Ismashes himP'
Detroit Free Press
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A Bank
Failure.
AN INVESTIGATION
DEr1ANDED.

A general banking business Is done BY
the human system, because the blood de-
posits in its vaults whatever wealth we may
gain from day to day. This wealth is laid
up against "a rainy day" as reserve fund
we're in condition of healthy prosperity
if we have laid away sufficient capital to
draw upon in the hour of our greatest need.
There is danger in getting thin, because it's
a sign of letting down in health. To gain
in blood is nearly always to gain in z0hole-
some flesh. The odds are in favor of the
if our liver be inactive and our blood i'm
pure, or if our flesh be reduced 6eloW a
healthy standard. What is required is an
increase in our germ fighting strength. Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery enrichcs
the blood and makes it wholesome, stops
the waste of tissue and at the same time
builds up the strength. medicine which
will rid the blood ofits poisons, cleanse and
invigorate the great organs of the body
vitalize the system, thrill the whole being
with new energy and make permanent work
of it, is surely remedy ofgreat value. But
when we make positive statement that o9
per cent. of all cases of consumption can, if
taken in the early stages of the disease, be
CURED with the Discovery" it seems like
bold assertion. All DR.. Pierce asks is that
you make a thorough investigation and
satisfy yourself of the truth of his assertion
By sending to the Worlds Dispensary Med
ical Association, Buffalo, N. Y, you can get
a free book with the names, addresses and
photographs of large number of those
cured ofthroat, bronchial and lung diseases,
as we'll as of skin and scrofulous affections
by the Golden Medical Discovery" They
also publish book of 100 pages, being
medical treatise on consumption, bronchitis,
asthma, catarrh, which will be mailed on
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-09-11

An original entertainment is raging
Just now for charitable purposes in New
England towns, and fippantminded may
try to say something funny in this con-
nection. 1t is styled. A Chestnut Party
and Old Maids Auction. A number of
the prettiest young ladies are dressed in
quaint spinster style and auctioned off.
An aristocratic church in Pawtucket, R. l.,
made quite sum of money and had a
jolly time with one of their auctions.
With witty auctioneer there is chance
for fun. The highest price paid at one
party was $3.50 for a very popular
spinster while at another church prices
ranged from 10 cent to 38 cents.
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You NAV strike it Rich.

Ifyoa could pick up $2l, 900 in gold by
one weeks work, it would be worth going
a few hundred miles to get, wouldn't itP
That's just what the Aztec mine (Colfax
Co, New Mexico) produced in seven days
with total product to date of nearly
million dollars.
This rich mine is one of many in the
newly discovered Morero valley and Ute
Creek placer and quartz gold districts.
Take Santa Fe route to Springer, N. NJ,
thence stage to the camp.
Short winters, delightful climate and
rich prospects. This may be the chance
of lifetime. Ask local agent A., 7. l. F.
r. R. for illustrated pamphlet. 1t tells
the truth about this new country.
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You Arc Going East.

You will find the time and service of the
Burlington Route superior. to all other
lines.
The magnificent gas-lighted vestibule
"Flyer," leaving Denver daily at 800 p
M, reaches ST. Louis at 7:20a. M, and
Chicago at 500 a. M, the second morning,
making connections for all points east.
The Burlington is the only line run
ing through sleepers and chair cars from
Denver to St. Louis without change.
For full Information apply to local
tickets agents, or address G. W. VALLERY
General Agent, No. 1899 18th street, Den
YER.
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A SOUTH SEA DlTTY.
I'm Borrioboo from Woolloomooloo

I'm a Borrioboo from Woolloomooloo
And king of the Friendly isles.
I'm the owner in chief of a coral reef
Where mermaid sits and smiles
Where mermaid sits and smiles on me
As she combs her dark green locks
And nibbles the seed of the salt sea weed,
Which clings to the polypous rocks.
have been to sea with manatee
On the back of big black whale
have warbled a song with young du-
gong
Who was taking little SAIL
Who was taking little sail with us
In the South Pacific seas.
But we both had a cough and soon left off
When the whale began to sneeze.
played fantan with Chinaman
Who swan ashore from his junk.
He looked very blue when won his cue
And went on a horrible drunk,
And went on horrible, bowling drunk
Because of his sad, sad loss,
But we put him in Jail to weep and wall
And pray to his Chinese joss.
have hobnobbed, too. with cannibal
crew
And sampled their humble fare.
Oh, a richer dish thar any fried fish
Was some missionary rare
Was some missionary rarely cooked,
Served up on a wooden skewer.
He was done to fault. and with pepper
and salt
Was fit for an epicure.
Ihave played leap frog with the pert sea
hog
On the top of the bounding wave.
Ihave straddled spar with O shipwrecked
tar
Till he sank to his deep sea grave
Till he sank to his deep sea grave below
Where the sea ghouls laid In wait
And shrieked with glee at their banquet
free
As they dined off the captains mate.
Ihave sat in the shade with young mer-
maid
AS she famed herself with her tail.
have heard her sigh when swore to die
If my love should ever fail
If my love should ever fail for her
My queen of the tropical seas.
Then stole kiss from this mythical miss
AS gave her fin squeeze.
But away she ran with gay norman,
Who brought her fine tooth comb.
It was mother of pearl. and it caught my
girl,
For she left my house and home.
For she left my house, and she left me, too,
Alone on this coral reef,
And sit and moan in an undertone,
For I'm overcome with grief.
Sam 7. Clover.
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Pullman Palace and Tourist Sleeping

Pullman Palace and Tourist Sleeping
cars Chicago to Los Angeles and San
Francisco, and free reclining chair cars
Chicago to Albuquerque without change;
same equipment eastward.
The dining service from Chicago to the
Pacific coast is unexcelled. Dining cars
on trains between Chicago and Kansas
CITY, and the famous harvey eating
houses between Kansas City and the Pa
cific coast, where trains are scheduled to
arrive at reasonable hours of the day.
Close connections are made in Union
depots at all terminals north, east, south
and west. For circulars as to rates, routes
and through tickets to all points on earth
via the Santa Fe Route call on or address:
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
g. T. NICHOLSON, q. P. & T. A.
City ticket Office, First National bank
building.
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The Result of a Trial.

Cannelton, Ind.-I have used Simons
Liver Regulator, manufactured by j. H.
Zeillin & Co., Philadelphia, and found
that for Indigestion and liver complaint
it is the best medicine ever used-E. q.
Clark. Your druggist sells it in powder
or liquid. The powder to be taken dry
or made into tea.
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THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spaniel
Weekly editions, will be found or
sale at the following news depots
where subscriptions may also b
made:
Chas. Way, Cerrillos.
S. e. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. T. Link, Silver City.
j. B. Hodgen, Deming.
G. G. Miller, Hillsborough
B. Daley, East Las Vegas.
L. r. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque.
Jacob Weltmer, City.
Fletcher & Arnold, Bland, N. NJ.
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There is nothing to prevent anyone
concocting mixture and calling it "sar-
saparilla," and there is nothing to pre-
vent anyone spending good money test
ing the stuff; but prudent people, who
wish to be sure of their remedy, take only
Ayers Sarsaparilla, and SO get cured.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-09-11

Mrs. Gaywife: think that Mrs. Next
door is perfect heather. What has she
done? Why, she allowed her baby girl to
come over and play with our baby girl
and didn't know which was which, and
gave our little one some horrid cheap
candy that has made her real rick.
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Reduced Rates.

Commencing June LIST, 1894, round trip
tickets will be on sale to Denver at $2S.50,
to Colorado Springs, $685., to Pueblo
$21 LOS, limited to return until Nov. 18th
1894. Low rates to other points in Colo
RADIO. Call at city ticket office for par
ticulars. ii. 5. LUTz Agent.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, G. p. g. L. A.
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Narrow Escape.
Maria" said Mr., Billus, "that young
man with the blond hair and pale mus
tache seems to be good deal stuck on
Bessie.
II wish you wouldn't use coarse slang
when you talk, john" replied Mrs. Billus.
"What is the young fellows name9"
''His name is Leech."
'tMaria," observed Mr.. Billus after
thoughtful pause, ''you see wasn't talk
ing slang. Chicago Tribune.
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Lady, began Mr.. Dismal Dawson, you
see before you man whose name is mud;
mud, mud. There must be some mis-
take in your calculations, replied the
lady. 1t takes water to make mud.
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The Eondest Hour Memory Reca]

The FOnNest Hour Memory Recalls.
The question naturally suggests. itself,
which is "the fondest hour memory re-
calls?" Has the reader, whose attention
we hope to engage, ever had a controversy
with his stomach on the subject of dys-
pepsia. After convincing proofs that
the digestive organ has get the upper
hand, has wise resort been made to
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters? If SO, the
''fondest hour" has been recalled by
memory in the shape of lasting resump-
ton of the power to digest, assimilate
thoroughly and eat heartily without fear
of being uncomfortable afterward. When
the dinner bell, that "tocsin of the SOUL"
strikes agreeably upon the ear, the au-
ditor then greets it as welcome sound
and hastens to obey its summons. The
Bitters, so renowned as stomachic, over
come, too, malarial, bilious and kidney
trouble, and remedy nervousness, rheu-
matism and sick headache.
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City OF Mexico.

Round trip tickets to the City of Mex
leo on sale every day in the year at $67.-
10. Tickets good six months from date
of sale. Reduced rates to all other princi-
pal points in Mexico. H. L. LuTz, Agent.
Gro. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.
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A VETERANS VERDICT.
The War is Over. A WeIl-known Sol.
der, Correspondent and journal
list Makes a Disclosure.

Indiana contributed her thousands Of brave
soldiers to the war, and no state bears bet
ter record in that respect than it does. IN
literature 1t is rapidly acquiring az, an
solomon Jewell, well known as q writer as
SOL" has won an honorable position: Dur
ing the late war he was member OF Co. NJ,
ed. N. Y. Cavalry and Of the 18th Indiana In
fantry Volunteers. Regarding an important
circumstance he writes as follows:
Several of us old veterans here are using
Dr. Miles Restorative Nervine, Heart Cure
and Nerve and Liver pills. all Of them giving
splendid satisfaction In fact, we have never
used remedies that compare with them VI
the Pills we must say. they are the best COM
bination of the qualities required In prep
aration of their nature we have ever known.
We have none but words Of praise for them.
They are the outgrowth Of new principle In
medicine, and tone up the system wonder.
fully. We say to all, try these remedies"
Solomon YeWell. Marion, Ind, Dec. g. 1892
These remedies are sold by all druggists on
a positive guarantee, or sent direct by the
DR.. Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart, Ind, on re-
reipt of price, 81 per bottle. six bottles " ex-
press prepaid. They positively contain neither
oplates nor dangerous drugs.
Sold by all druggists.
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Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco and
Kansas City, or San Diego and Los An
geles and Chicago.
The Atlantic g. Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
WAYS of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turoeque srennry: excellent accomm oda-
irons.
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The DAILY New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

Well, Joseph, did you take my letter to
M. de Y? Yes, sir, but am afraid
hewon't be able to read it, for he is blind.
Blind! Yes, sir while was standing in
front of him in his private Office he asked
me twice where my hat was, and had it
on my head all the time-ha, ha!
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People who live in new countries are
liable to be Frustrated by malarial fevers.
Inhabitants of cities, by reason of bad
drainage and unwholesome odors, suffer
from similar diseases. Ayers Ague Cure
is warranted specific for all malarial
poisons.
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See here, said Chollie, isn't this coat
tri1e longi I don't know, said the tailor.
And Chollie thought of the overdue bill for
his last suit and admitted that the tailor
was right.
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Leave Chicago at $3.50 p. IN. Arrive at
Chicago at 1:20 p. m.
Leave Kansas City, Mo-, at 1920 p. m.
Arrive at Kansas City, Mo-, at $3.50 p. m.
Leave Denver at 1850 p. IN. Arrive at
Denver at II 90 a. m.
Leave La Junta at $40 a. m. Arrive at
La Junta at 300 a. m.
WESTWARD SIAIIONS EAS TWARD
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CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. & S. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Ph9-
nix railway for Fort Whipple and Pres
colt and connection with stage lines for
points in central Arizona.
SELIGMAN-P. & A. Railway for Pres
colt.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north
BARSTOW-Souther California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
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Mrs. Puffer: links told me that not
once during their married life has she
known Mr.. Jinks to lose his temper.
Now, what do you think? Mr.. Puffer:
Well, she has either made great mistake,
or he's giving up using collar buttons.
How much is this here goods orth asked
the woman with business eye. Eighteen
cents yard, replied the merchant. Gin
me 10 yards. The merchant cut off the
goods and remarked to himself. Clear loss
of cents yard. l thought she was
only a shopper.
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The Grand Canon OF the Colorado

the most sublime of natures work on
earth, Undesirable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge OF
Arizona and Montezumas well you can
Journey most directly by this line. Oh.
serve the ancient Indian civilization of
Laruna or Acoma, "the City of the Sky"
Visit the petrifed forest near Carfizo'
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip In the mag
n1ficent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins of
the historic
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Wrapping Paper.
Old Papers for sale at the New MEx1-
CAN Office.
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Arrive Los Angeles 1870 p. IN. Leave
Los Angeles at $3.50 p. m.
Arrive San Diego TAO p. m. Leave San
Diego at $40 a. m.
Arrive San Francisco 9:15 a. m. Leave
at 800 q. IN.
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He Did.

Jack-In asking you to DO my wife ]
am fully aware Of the distance thero Is be-
tween us.
jess (archly)-Thcn why don't you less
en- it?-Voguo.
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Cave and Cliff DWeIIers.

View the longest cantilever bridge in
America across the Colorado river.
T. r. GABEL, General Supt.
W. A. B1ssELL, Gen. Pass. Agt.
H. S. VAN SIYoK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. M.
The herald., 1894-09-06
DOWMEY.

DowNEY, Sept. 5.-Fine cool weather pre-
vailed last week and the talk of going beach
ward has quieted down, and business is re-
suming its usual tenor.
Fruit is plentiiul; pears so plentiful, many
are feeding thew to hogs.
Mr. T. ]. KeFas sent some hogs to market
yesterday and four OF them pulled the pea
down at 1880 pounds. In fact, this is the val
ley for any kin1 of first-elass stock. Fine
Jerseys. fast horses fat pigs. big corn and
pumpkins, gilt edge butter and cheese, beetH
place to settle for life.
W. Rsnalal is out after such long fever; he
is but a shadow OF his former self.
pleasant little surprise was given Mrs.
Carrie scott few evenings since, on the ocea-
sion of her birthday. grand piano was
placed in her parlor, present from her hus-
band II. A; Scott and in the evening few OF
their friends surprised them by making a call
to see andghear the excellent instrument
A late note from our citizen, Rev.. Thomas
Ellis, at Rock Creek, says he is improving in
health.
We learn that Rev. ]. Clay is preparing to
remove to his Downey property from his wal
nut orchard near Rivera.
Mrs. C. Il. Scott returned from her long visit
in Northern California to her daughters, hav-
ing enjoyed her visit very much and being
glad TO get home. Uncle John Buster, her
brother, was also pleased
c. Woodheads creamery started up Setur-
day, September 1st. near the flag station at
studebaker on the Southern Pacific railroad.
MI. wright Blytne ms gone 10 Eienuale as a
delegate from c. p. Church of this place. He
will visit his sister afterward, and then attend
the synod of the church, which convenes at
Selma Fresno county, on october 4th.
w. W. Wright bored well for Woodhead's
new creamery So feet deep in 40 minutes.
Rev. G. w. NIaxson visited our town and
Rev. Mr. Ingram yesterday.
Ten normal pupils started for that school
today from Downey on opening day. When
the high scho II opens we send at least IL or
20 pupils in all from our thriving village.
Alameda district has been repairing and
painting the interior of its school building.
The herald., 1894-09-06
SAN BERNARDINo.

SAN BERNARDINo, Sept. 5.--A reception will
b. rendered Rev. Mr. Richie OF Portage. Wis.,,
at the Presbyterian church in Cotton, Friday
evening september 9TH. Mr.. Richie is the
gentleman who filed tho pulpit OF that church
SO acceptably last Sunday.
The Populists held an open air meeting
alongside the county Jail last evening as ner
anll,-uucament Z The meeting was addressed
by n. A. Richardson OF this place and j. ".
Webster OF san Luis Obispo, the Populist can
didate for governor.
AZ O'Clock this morning, September s.
1894, John Mapstead departed this life at the
family residence on l street. The deceased
was SIS wears and months old, and was a ma
tive OF Lancashire, England.
The High school will not open Monday as
announced, that being legal holicay-Ad-
holiday privileges TO the day fOllowlng-but
will open Tuesday, September lth.
The Redlands Masons will entertain Grand
Master Orme next Monday night, and an invi-
ration has been extended to fh9niX lodge of
this city to be present. 1t is expected that u
sneeial train win be chartered and 30 or 40
members OF the craft from this city Will at
tend, ~,
Redlands will feel compelled to levy tax
this year of about $50 q in order to carry on
sarV bf expenditures VIII ch VIII have to be
made about as follows: For teachers salaries,
aiSno: for rnlnncn debt Of 3g3 $4,000: on
nee unit Of pcrch Sc OF Hal; lot, s 90 for in
terest on purchase OF Hale lot, y o.; for jani-
Tor. $40; auc On piano, $iO0; for incidentals,
$l1O; iotal, $4,000
lhe city trustees met last evening and passed
The herald., 1894-09-06
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAs.

Tho suprsms Lodge Settling Some
Knotty QUESTION:.
WASHINGTON, Sept. 5.-Ths supreme
lodge. Knights of Pythias, devoted its
morning session today to discussing the
proposed new statutes and adopted a
new system OF transfer of membership.
Under former rules member taking a
card of withdrawal from ledge ceased
70 be a member of tbs order and was
obliged to apply for admission to an
other lodge on the same terms as one
who had never been initiated. The new
rules provide that by paying dues fer 80
days knight may retain his member
chip in his own ledge, unless admitted
tolanother within that time.
The committee to which was referred
the question of the courge to be taken
toward the disloysl past supreme chan
cellors is ready to report, but
declined to make known the ma
ture of its recommendations until
the report has boon submitted to
the supreme lodge. Three past supreme
chancellors took part in the indianap-
oils meeting of the German contingent
when it was decided to DEFY the mandate
OF the supreme lodge, forcing the print
ing of the ritual in the English Ian.
guage. For their action, Supreme
Chancellor Blackwell recommended in
his annual report that they enould be
expelled from the lodge.
The reports OF the committees favor
ing the exclusion Of liquor dealers from
future membership in the order and the
restraining of the German lodges from
performing the ritual in their language
are ready for presentation, but will
probably not be considered until late in
| the session. 1t is understood the report
upon several past supreme chancellors
recommends that committee be ap-
pointed to investigate the circumstances
of the India spolis convention. and If
the action OF the meeting is found to
constitute disloyalty, the past supreme
chancellors who took part shall be dis
charged from participation in the pro-
ceedngs of the supreme lodge.