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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01
Stockings In Great Variety.

Stockings, not unimportant articles o.
dress, arc displayed in every shade of silk,
with appropriate sprays of flowers worked
on them. Those with mimosas are OK
trcmely natural, and others with lace fronts
would be very becoming worn with dressy
dancing shoes.
Very handsome stockings are shown in
either black or white gauze silk combined
with real black or white lace. Another
style is in black or boot bronze or bright
cardinal silk, with black lace insertion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

afonements Of the Old Testament, ard
beautiful in their fuldlment in Christ As the
Lamb Of God and our Great Bish Priest.
Anil the changes and innovations and de-
structive criticism, the. old faith the
preacher claimed would stand-because it
was beautiful As it was true, and true a. it
was benefcent.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01
AUGUSTA FIRE ALARM.
Location Of The Bcxes-Keys Always to b,
Found Near Them.

Is. Cushnoc Heights, Cor. Oxford and North
fern Avenue.
o.. Near Weber Il Cages Mill.
81. Water st., Near Railroad Bridge.
Il. Water St., Granite Bank Building.
Il. Break Key in Bangs Mill, East Side.
E. Cor. Cony &c Bangor Sts.,
q. Cor. Middle & East Chest
nut Sts.,
A. Arsenal, Cor. East'n Ave-,
iG Hospital, (Private),
a. Foot of School St.,
&. Pettingilps Corner.
o. Pulp Mill, (Private),
81. Break Key in Engine House.
H. Bridge st.. Cor. Spring.
"A. Corner Sc wall and Green SITS.
49, Corner Winthrop and State SITS.
81, Corner State and Western Avenue.
30 State House, (Private).
g. StapIcton, Gage st.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01
Tobacco
keeps moist.
Always the same.
A TEASE.

vivacious and lively is this charming one,
O'erbrimming with wit and sparkling with fun.
She's heart that is loving, face that is fair,
But spirit of mischief-a tease, declare.
My heart she is breaking. but yet can't find
Just how can censure: she's never unkind.
try to grow serious, to plead her my case
And show bow she's leading my heart wild
race.
At last compel her on pain of her life
To list while ask her to be my dear wife.
She sobers and then her mischief won't
smother.
"Ill be a sister"-and she smiles--"to-to your
brother.'
Detroit Free Press.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

The stormy weather detained many from
attending the strawberry festival at the
First Baptist vestry Thursday evening. The
following programme was carried out and
proved very pleasant
Duet, Miss Cross and Mr.. Cook
solo. Miss Robinson
Duet The Misses Cross
Banjo solo, Miss Ida Tibbc.ts
Solo, Mr.. Z ok
Due George and Marion Clark
selection, Dcalborn's BanjJ and Guitar Club
The vestry looked very cheerful and the
e gwas passed very pleas unity to all.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01
Buckles Arniea Salvs.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
OF money refunded. Price Is cents per
box. For sale by Emery & Ward, Gardiner.
july24eod&wfolrm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Some of the members of the Non-Parti-
san Us" and friends, enjoyed straw
ride to Hamnond's Grove, Wednesday
afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Hon. M, lvil!e w. Fuller, chief just &C
tthe United States, is expected to be pres
ent at the laying of the corner stones Ct
Lihgow library and the Masonic temple.
An invitation has been extended to General
Stephenson of the National Home, Togus,
AMI 1t is hoped he will accept.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

1t the bicycle order is passed, which was
printed in tic JOURNAL, Wednesday, the
bicycle riders will be obliged to txpend
qilte an amount of money for lanterns, as
they cost from So so UP.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Imperial Lodge, Degree of Honor, A. O.
U. W., gave very nice supper in the A.
o. U. w. hall Thursday evening. Music
by Dearborn's Banjo Club. All had fine
time.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01
Railroad and Steamboats,.
MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD.
Arrangements OF Trains In Effect June
Sd, 1894.


GOlNG WEST-6 70 A. M. for Lewiston, Farm
tnKton. Rockland, Portland, Boston and Montreal,
10 10 A. N. for Brunswick, Lewiston, Bennington
Rockland. Portland and Boston connecting for
White Mountain points and Quebec; a,5 r. NJ.
for Brunswick. Bath. Portland, Boston; $50 PM.
express for Portland and Boston III 90 p NJ might
rullnanl every night for Lewiston, Bath, Portland
and Boston.
come castillo A. NJ. might expresO for
skowhegan, Belfast, Bangor. Bar Hafbor. st.
Stephen. 81. John and Aroostook county,
Is A. n. for Waterville, SkowhegaA, ais
T. n, for waterville. Oakland. North Anson. Ring.
BAN. Skowhegsn, Belfast. Dover. Foxcroft, Ban
sor, St. Stephen. st. John and Aroos-
Sook county; 7.4S p. NJ. tmixcd for watervill,l
9ls N Supdavs only for Wstervil,e and Ran vof;
$40 z, NJ. Sundays only for watervillc, Ban,
gor, st. John and Aroostook county.
4. In. Sisn' Pullman Iran going East at i.so A.
eight, Sunday included, connecting for and from
Lewiston, but not to Skowhegan on Monday
mornings, or TO Belfast, Dexter. or beyond
Bangor Sunday mornings.
The 1910 A. NJ. trsin going West runs daily,
Sundays included to Lewiston, Portland and Bos,
ton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Howard Owen delivered an Grafton Mem
orial day at Readaeld, to the largest crowd
sion
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

The graduating class of Cony High
school, 1894, will have class party at
Miss Zoe Peterson's, Bangor street, Mon.
day evening. ..s
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

The class of '95, Cony High school, will
have class party at the home of Miss
Helen Marson, Eastern avenue, Friday
evening
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Seth Williams Post is under great obi
cations to the following persons for contri-
buttons of flowers on Memorial day: Miss
Louisa Glover, Miss Sadie Mason, Miss ID.
W. Morton, Philip McMurdie, Mrs. Mere
land, II. Hamlen, Frank Rand, Ellie Per-
ham, Mrs. Walsh, Archie Ray.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01
AUGUSTA LOCALS,

Hon. F. M. Simpson of Carmel, was in
the city, Wednesday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Ralph Leighton, Bowdoin '96, passed
Memorial day at his home here.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Some of the private drives in front of the
residences on Winthrop street have recent
" been made attracted by being graded and
cleaned
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Mrs. Addie Halves, formerly of this city,
vas here this week from Newport, r. l.,
calling on old friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Highland Lodge, A. o. L. w., received
ok applications at the Tuesday evening
meeting.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

The work of laying the granite for the
foundation of the new Masonic temple has
commenced.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

After the parade, Wednesday, the fire
department was served Refreshments,
through the kindness of Foreman Buckley.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Temple followed the procession Memorial
day with his cart OF refreshing diamond
spring water.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

Mrs. Marcellu, Shaw and little daughter
are visiting friends in New York city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01

G. Runnels and J. F. Pollard Of Water
vile were in the city Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1894-06-01
ACCOMMODATION TRAINS.

run iaily, Sundays included. run Sundays only.
through tickets to California and all points
South and West may be had Of II. II. Walker,
ticket agent, Augusta, the only oincen Augusta
selling via all routcs and checking baggage
rec OF expense.
PAYsoN TUCKER, Vice Pres. q Genr Mgr.
+. Il. BooTHBY. GenI Pass. 4 Ticket Ag't.
Portland MAY "a 1924.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
UneuuaIly Distributed.

mo, sir" sharply responded the woman
at the kitchen door, 1--WE got no victuals
for tramps."
''Do look like tramp, ma'am?" said
the man.
IF you amt a tramp, what are your"
''Im the victim of an unjust social sys-
tenn, ma'am"
"Oh, you are. are youW
81 am. II had my share OF the good
things Of this world, wouldn't be forced
to subsist on cold charity, with kicks and
cuffs for side dishes, and Sick i'm, Tigev
low and then for dessert"
''Why don't you go to work."
"That's the regular and proper question,
ma'am. always expect it at this stage of
the conversation. Work, my dear madam"
said the weary caller, with deep sigh,
"would not effect an equal distribution of
what the world considers advantages in
life"
'Oh, it wouldn't!''
mo. In my case, for example, it would
leave ungratifled one of the simplest long
ings in which man can indulge, no mat
ter how hard might work"
"What longingy"
'The longing, ma'am," he said, raising
his ragged remnant of a hat and looking
at her mournfully, ito be able to raise such
a beard as you can Good morning Chi
cago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of
st. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called O-ga- p-ho-ge.
1t is probably the Oldest civilized COM
lnunity in the United States and the most
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city or San Au-
gustin, Fla, were first founded. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated a
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport, No., 20 it a
world wide fame. "
THE WORLDS ONLY sANlTARIuM.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the U.
). weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in a charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate is domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly 1900 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude of
1915 feet, and latitude, about the Seth
1egree north, that gives it peculiar ad-
vantage as sanitarium. The elevation
:empers the summer heats, which natural
y should DO about that of Memphis
Tenn, or Bakersfield, Cal, and its south
srn situation reduces the rigors of winter,
Is an illustration, during the winter of
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
Toather, and last winter the omissions did
lot exceed half a dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work,
Ind no one in Santa Fe can be accused of
ocing "too lazy to BREATHE" as great
physician expressed it. The rare, ozon-
sted air permeates every cell of the lungs,
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs.
Symington and Harroun, who have prac-
ticed in Santa Fe for over twenty years,
report that they have only found two
Eases among the native people Of CON
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. s. weather observation office
has been stationed here for twenty years,
and the following statistical data tells
better than words how even and mild ia
The climate of Santa Fe. Taking tho
summer heat and the winter cold the fol-
lowing tables show most equable and
delightful temperature:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16

A Great Sight.

"A NTtat SlShts
TITS GURUS. but ginerally speakin, most
anything is valuable if it's only source
enough" said Uncle Nahum Weeks one
day to his neighbor. "But never expect
ed them little skunk spruces up in my pas
ture was anything miraculous till was
out to Washin'ton."
do they set much by 'em out there,
think" asked his neighbor, whose travels
were limited to what he had walked in
three counties.
ut does look So" said Nahum. "Why,
when was there paid considerable to see
one. wanted to see all the sights, so I
hired one of them hanson cabs an driv
round. The driver was a sober kind of a
man, but he TUX lots Of interest in me. I
paid for the carriage by the hour. He
seemed real anxious fur me to see all there
was.
Says he, Did you ever see ble-ue tree?
He was particular speakin man. says.
I never did, an then he up an says he'd
show me regular ble-ue tree. / thought
it would be quite sight. an I'd tell Mary
about it, fur she alters liked odd plants an
things.
"Well, we driv fur about an hour, an then
he stopped, an pointin with his hand, which
had on glove, says he, On the right is a
ble-ue tree Then looked an see little
wizened, scrubby, lookin skunk spruce
about feet high
II TUX long look at it, an then says, I
guess I've seen my fill of it today. l can
come agin tomorrow if hain't.'
swell, we driv back to the hotel, an
when stepped into the piazza l turned
round an spoke up SOS most the folks sit
tin round could hear. says, very iron
ical, When you get rich drivin a cab, come
down east, an We'll hire chaise an drive
round an see whole pasture full Of the
ble-ue trees :"
''How did he appear to take it?" asked
the neighbor almost overpowered by his
friends tact.
ooh, he didn't understand. He smiled
as perlite as ever when paid him, an said
he'd endeavor to call Youths Compan-
ion
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16

There ia no other locality. even ths
boosted climate of southern France. that
can show such stable and eonablt
range of heat and cold, The health seek.
er need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can hid colds
and inGammations defiance. Tn cases nj
death from tubercular disease the New
MEXICO RATE IS only IN l'ooo.
unat ha sa,na,r hasoa 49, ~ 0I H., ""u ~
tineent of consumptiyes ia dailv auo.
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
mnch ,owsr than the territor;a' "' ova no 20
In New England the consumptiye death
rate ia % ont of eyery 1000 Of the com-
munity: in Minnesota Il ia IA. and
throuohout the southern states air nar
1000. This citv enioys the sprinp cE-
mate of northern Illinoi, and Indiana.
the summer climate Of wisconsin M;ch;''
oan and Minnesota. and the winter
tenn perature of southern Illinois indiana
and Tennessee. This. however. ia onlv as
shown nv the thermometer. Tho Nv
tonic air of the mountain altitude fila ons
with yiyacity and health, and 40 strong il
the Influence of the ozone and electric;tv
on the nerves and system that accl;masion
ia wonderfully ranid. This ~ ;tsalf 10 a
yreat boon. Gases are nm racora 81 in
erase in tho cbcs.. measurs ~ im,n;.
orauts here of from fonr En- savsn ;rcha.
.n, .an...u
N.o"A" nAoi'o"''
Besides this santa re lies in most
picturesque valley. 1t is at the entrance
If snlendid canon. abounaino in notrro,
..:.:. =. ~.
cur'osi'ies' ~ 's "iso '''e gateway OF the
Pecos National park, where fish and game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places Of MIC.
tnresoue and of historic ,nterest Ampno
whioh NAV be mentioned the old adobe na !.
nee. frat erected shortly after iGo5 from
which the Spanish viceroys ruled this
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
Haunted.

haunted house in these practical and
unromantic days is something of rarity,
but an individual haunted with the idea
that his ailment is incurable is a person
age frequently met with. Disbelief in
the ability of medicine to cure is only a
mild form of monomania, although in
some cases repeated failures to obtain re-
lief from many different sources would
almost seem to justify the doubt. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters has demonstrated
it's ability to overcome dyspepsia, consti-
patton, liver and kidney trouble, malaria
complaints and nervousness, and its re-
corded achievements in the curative line
ought at least to warrant it's trial by any
one troubled with either of the above all
ments, even although his previous efforts
to obtain remedial aid have been fruit.
less. Used with persistence the Bitters
will conquer the most obstinate cases.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
A STRANGE CASE.
How an Enemy was Fooled.

The following graphic statement will PC
read with intense interest: II cannot describe
the numb, creepy sensation that existed IN my
arms, hands and legs. had TO rub and beat
those parts until they were sore, to overcome
in measure the dead feeling that had taken
Dossession OF them. In addition, had
Strange weakness in my back and around my
waist, together with on indescribable gone,
feeling In my STOMACH. Physlclans saia "
was creeping paralysis, from which, accord
ing to their universal conclusion, there ls NO
relief Once II fastenS upon person, they
say, 1t continues Its insidlOus progress until
It reaches vital point and the sufferer dies.
Such was my prospect. j had been doctOring
q year and d half steadily, but with no par
ticular benefit, when saw an advertisement
81 DE- Niles Restorative Nervine, procured 2
bottle and began using 1t. Marvellous Us 1t
may seem, but o few days had passed before
every bit Of that creepy feeling had left me,
and there has not beon even the slightest
Indication OF Its return. - now. feel as
we'll NJ | ever did, and have gained ten
pounds In weight. though had run down
from 10 to 1877. Four others have used Dr.
Miles Restorative Nervine on. my recomen-
dalton, and It hus been MS satisfactory IN their
cases us In mtHe."-James Kane, La kue, y.
Dr. Miles Restorative Nervinc Is sold by all
druggists on a positive gHsrantee' Sr SEM n
Ind, on receipt Of price, q per bottle, SIX
bottles for %, exptees prepaid. ~ Il Tree IRON
Opiatss o. dangerous drugs
Sold BY al druggists. :
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and SPANS
Weekly editions, will be found o
sale at the following news depot
where subscriptions may also b
made:
]. Il. 0eries, Cerrillos.
9. 3. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
,. =. Link, silver City.
J. B. Hodfsn, psminr.
o. o. Miller, HillsborouRh
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
Business Is Business.

IL has been said that scribblers are not
much given to enterprise, but certainly the
penny-a-liner who figures in this story had
d good business head A correspondent Of
certain New England newspaper having
asked, through the correspondence column,
Where can find short sketch entitled
The Paragram Familyf" the enterprising
youth Immediately tried to answer through
the same column to this effect:
Il cannot say where j. B. can find short
sketch entitled 1.-THE Paragram Family"
but upon receipt Of $40 will write short
sketch under that title whose excellence
will guarantee "-Harpers Magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
Bound to he Gram NAUTICAL.

hound to De Grammatical.
Justice of the Peace-Had you ever saw
this man before?
Witness-Yes.
"Had he came before you had went?
mo-
'Is them your eggs what you say was
stole?"
Eyes"
"Would you have recognized them II you
had seen them before they was brung herey"
Eyes, would have knowed Them"
'Speak grammatic young man. 1t amt
proper to say have knowed.' You should
say have knew. h'-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
Dogs In Demand.

II see that Explorer Peary has trouble in
securing dogs for his arctic explorations"
remarked Larimer.
YES replied Dinwiddie. HAS lie any
children with him9"
II think not But why do you asks"
IF he has, / suppose they are singing,
Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me Bowwow. y
Pittsburg acknowledgement
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16

THOSE troublesome baclln
Which knock the Doctors out
Are in their turn " knocked silly"
Completely put to rout,
By DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery,
Which lung complaints and all
blood-taints
Will cure, we guarantee.
Ward off disease by removing the
cause of it. It's with the liver or
the blood, nine times out of ten. A
sluggish liver makes bad blood =
and bad blood makes trouble. DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
makes pure blood. 1t invigorates
the liver and kidneys, rouses every
organ into healthful action, and
cleanses and renews the whole sys.
TEN. Through the blood it cures.
In Dyspepsia, Biliousness; all
Bronchial, Throat and Lung affec-
tions; every form of Scrofu1a, even
Consumption or Lung.scrofula in
its earlier stages, and in the most
stubborn Skin and Scalp Diseases
If it ever fails to benefit or cure,
you have your money back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
NY MOTHERS MEMORY.

There is one bright star in heaven
Ever shining in my night.
God to me one guide has given,
Like the sailors beacon light.
Set on every shoal and danger,
Sending out its warning ray
To the home bound weary stranger
Looking for the landlocked bay.
In my farthest, widest wanderings
have turned me to that love,
AS a diver meath the water
Turns to watch the light above.
John Boyle O'Reilly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
SuDeriOr to All Others.

Allcock's Porous Plasters are the great
external remedy Of the day. The quick
est, safest, surest, best. Not only i'm
measurable superior to all other plasters,
but also liniments, ointments, oils and
similar unctuous compounds.
Beware of limitations, and do no be de-
ceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcock's and let no solicitation or ex-
PLANTATION induce you to accept substi-
tute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
Reduced Rates

On account of the California Mid-winter
exposition. The Santa Fe
route has placed on sale round trip tick
cts to San Francisco at $54.4O, including
five admission coupons to the fair. Tick
cts limited thirty days from date of sale.
Continuous passage in each direction, for
full particulars call at city Office.
H. l.. LuTz, Agent.
GEO. Il. NICHOLSON, G. p. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
To and Fro.

Lawyer Tin cross examination)-So this
woman was shot in her doorway
Smart Witness-No sir; she was shot in
the arm.
Lawyer (excitedly)-You think you're
smart, don't your
Witness (calmly)-No, sir; I'm Brown
Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16

wonder, said the circulation agent of
the Daily Bungstarter, why this man
Lawrence on B street always takes two
copies of the paper?
Oh, that's all right, replied the advertis-
ing solicitor, he's cros.eyed that he has to
hold one paper in each hand when he
reads.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16

Our readers will find Simmons Liver
Regulator advertised in these columns.
We advertise 1t, and use it, and We COM
mend it as q safe and excellent medicine.
We became acquainted with it in Georgia
where IL is a standard family medine.
We do not deny the merits of other pre-
parations but simply state that this one
commands confidence. From the "Jour-
nal,n Lanesboro, MINI.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-16
Mother and Daughter.

Little Ethel-Mamma, wish you'd wash
Willie Prettie's face.
Mamma-The ideal He's neighbours
little boy. have nothing to do with him.
Little Ethel-ButI have. We've become
engaged, an l want to kiss him.--Good
News