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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure in
all its stages, and that is Catarrh Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires
constitutional treatment Halls. Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work
The proprietors have so much faith in its
curative powers, that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address, F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
ES Sold by Druggists, roc.
Halls Family Pills, 25c.
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90 %

of all cases of consumption can, if taken in
the earlier stages of the disease, be cured.
This may seem like a bold assertion to
those familiar only with the means gener-
ally in use for its treatment as, nasty cod
liver oil and its filthy emissions, extract
of malt whiskey, different preparations of
hypophosphites and such like Pdll5dkfgeS.
Although by many believed to be incura-
BILE, there is the evidence of hundreds of
living witnesses to the fact that, in all its
earlier stages, consumption is a durable
disease. Not every case, but a large per-
ce15k1ge of cases, and we believe, fuEkY 90
per cent. are cured by DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, even after the disease
has progressed so far as to induce repeated
bleedings from the lungs, severe lingering
cough with copious expectoration (includ-
ing tubercular matter, great loss of flesh
and extreme emaciation and weakness.
Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases
reported to us as cured by " Golden Med
ical Discovery" were genuine cases of that
dread and fatal disease? You need not take
our word for it. They have, in nearly every
instance, been so pronounced by the best
and most experienced home physicians, 1
who have no interest whatever in mis-
representing them, and who were often
strongly prejudiced and advised against
a trial of Golden Medical Discovery"
but who have been forced to confess that
it SurpaSseS in curative power over this
fatal 1nalady, all other medicines with
which they are acquainted. Nasty cod
liver oil and its filthy "emu1sions" and
mixtures had been tried in nearly all these
cases and had either utterly failed to bene-
fit, or had only seemed to benefit little for
a short time. Extract of malt, whiskey,
and various preparations of the hypophoS-
phites had also been faithfully tried in vain
The photographs of large number of
those cured of consumption, bronchitis,
lingering coughs, asthma, chronic nasal
catarrf and kindred maladies, have been
skillfully reproduced IN a book OF 100
ceipt of address and six cents in stamps.
You can then write those cured and learn
their experience.
Address for Book, WORLDS DIsPENSARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
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In Onr Dreams.

The Professor of Psy chology was con
versing with Mr.. Higgins, the grocer,
as that worthy man was wrapping Ut
five pounds of coffee for the Professor.
did you ever notice. Mir. Higgins.
r marked the Pro. essor, that what
occurs to you in dreams never seems
to be at all strange or out of the ordi
nary?"
Come to think of it. Professor, re
piled Mr.. Higgins, Il have: but
never gave it much study. Now that
you mention it, / recollect several
DIRE inns that have had that seemed to
be right enough until walked up and
got to thinAing about them
"Ah," beamed the Professor. "that
is interesting. Tell me about them
We'll, and Mr.. Higgins showed the
wrapped-up coffee across the counter
to the Professor, they didn't amount
to no great deal, guess. l only
drea1 ed that m wife couldn't talk.
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$500 TO CALIFORNIA

Is our Sleeping Car Rate on the Phillips
Rock Island Tourist Excursions, from Kan
sas City and kindred distant cities on the
route of this car, to San Francisco and Los
Angeles. The cars have upholstered spring
seats, are Pullman build, and appointments
perfect.
You have a special manager on the car all
the way, and excursions run once a week,
leaving Kansas City every Friday. Save
money by taking this popular mode of travel.
Address for full particulars, A. II. Moffet,
G. S.-W. p. A., Kansas City, Mo- Jno. Sc
bastian, G. p. A, Chicago. 588-13t.
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THE wife of j. M. Barrie, the
novelist. was a Londen actress, but
it is said she was always, as she is
now, almost quiet modest, and well
bred lady.
MRS HARRIET BEECHER Stowe is
still allowed revenue from ''Uncle
Toms Cabin" from her publishers,
although the copyright expired some
time ago.
PRINCESS LOUISE, the eldest daugh-
ter of the Crown Prince and Princess
Of Denmark, has been betrothed to
Prince Frederick of Schaumburg-
Iinna.
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Christ mrs Ohserx. II

Thanksgiving day is now celebrated
by union services in all the Protestant,
Catholic and Jewish churches in the
United States. In the homes of citi-
Eens, without respect to religious faith
or church affiliations, it is made a day
of mesriment and feasting, at which
families long separated are reunited,
and ceremonies of a social character
nreYail
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woods of the Martyrs.

His gracious ma. esty, Emperor,
King. and Prince of all America,
Thomas Turkey Gobler, r. S. Y. p.
gathered his minions about him. at a
late hour on the night before Thanks
giving, and in the dim glow of moon
half, bscured by poultry coops held Sc
cret conclave. imminent danger
threatened and immediate action was
imperative. Their ives were at stake.
"My beloved sub.ects," began his
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

tie nose against my gravy-covered leg.
And his poor half-starved mother!
how greedilv does she relish my ten
der ! esh. That is my wish, most
wcrthy ruler. And Charity sat down
amid murmurs of applause, which made
her blush to the color of her father S
beard
Just ship me over tc the Or hans
Home old man" shouted Louey Last
Part-Over the-tence, the widest lit
tie rascal that ever spread a feather.
What a me the kids will have as
they scramble for my sage-stuf1ed
body. And Ill bet a dish of cranber-
ries that there won't be enough of me
left after the assault to hold grain OF
corn"
For the Old Peoples Home.
Nothing would give me greater
pleasure" said Dorothy Dressing, a
matronIy and serious, looking old lady,
than to be the center of attraction on
Thanksgiving Day at some worthy
widows home. There, at least, | would
be appreciated.
And you, mighty potentate, where,
oh, where, do you wish your remains
to be sent when death has set his seal
upon your bill?" was cried out in lusty
chorus by all his subjects.
Let my remains, and a deep silence
fell like a pail over the gathering, "let
my remains be sent to the editor of
our paper" responded his royal high
ness.
The convention was over, and in less
time than it takes to tell the story the
band of noble martyrs we're on theil
way to death.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

A Misfit.-Little Ethel: 'What makes the
baby cry sor' Little Dot: Mamma says
he's getting teeth Little Ethel: "They
must be a awful bad fit"
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TURKS IN ACONCLAVE
TOM GO8BLER CALLS AN INDIG-
NATION MEETING.

Imminent Danger Threatened, and Imme-
diate Action Was Imperative Their
Lives at Standardization Advised, but
Chri, tian Resignation Finally Prevails.
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Couldn't Qualify.-Little Dick: 'Teach-
er says if study hard, 1 may get to be Pres
ident." Little Dot: "Great President you'd
maker ''Why?' ''You re 'fraid to take a
fish off the hook
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

The Only Cholly: ''What's
the matter with Algy? He's cutting all his
fwiends dead" Chappie: '''He has to, poor
fellah. He cawn't master the new English
handshake, don tcher know"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

THE devil has his hand over the
eyes of the man who does not give.
IT is right for charity to begin at
home, but she has not done her duty
until she has gone all over the world
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

high station we hold in the estimation
of the American palate. This being
the case, it is now in order for each of
you, my beloved subjects. to suggest
to whom you would wish your Iif less
clay given after immolation Watson
Whitemeat, YOU have The door, At
tention, gentlemen and ladies, while
our learned brother makes his ad-
Il raaSS
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New Map of Kansas

For 10 cents in stamps, showing all Railroads
and Express Company routes in colors
Size 22x16 inches. just published. Address
OFFICIAL MAP COMPANY, 722 Jackson Street,
Topeka, Kansas.
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A Little Dangerous (designingly)
''What terrible thing it would be if some
rascal should marry you for your money!
She: (discOuragingly): sit would be for
him-if found it OUT
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Small Bills. Friend: 'sIf your washer
woman charges by the piece. it must be
rather expensive Young Housekeeper:
sob, no. She loses so many things that her
bills are never high
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Willing to Obey.-Mother: 'The doctor
says you must eat meat and fruit Sick
Boy: ''Well, gimme some mince pie
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ward my plump and toothsome remains
to the home of some povert.y stricken
family Even now | can see some wan
faced, sunken-eyed little prattler hold
ing aloft one of my juicy limbs and
shouting gleefully a he buries his lit
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

Still a Child.-OId man: ''Whati Marry
the child?'' Sutcr: ''Your daughter is nc
longer a child, sir: she is a woman" OLD
NJ Nonsense! Why, she isn't BIZ
bossy YETI
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Disposition of the Remains.

Most worthy sire, began Watson,
who was of religious bent, IF it
please this honorable body of noble
martyrs, would wish that. after the
cruel headsman has done his bloody
work l be handed over to the Society
of Secret Sisters of Cranberry Avenue
Church Festivals will be held over
my corpse and the wake of the Celt
put to blush at the high old times
which viii be enacted.
AS for me. sal Charity Drumstick.
nothing would suit better than to for
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

One Woman's Rights.-He latter the we'd
ding): The first time kissed you l got
slapped" She (irmly): Yes, and here
after you'll get slapped if you DON'T
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

Little Mistake.-Young Lady: ''What
is the price of that bicycle costume?" Deal
er: THAT is not bicycle costume, miss
it's a suit of sanitary underwear"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh gives Immediate
relief, allays Inflammation, restores taste and
smell, heals the sores and cures the disease.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

Another Long Felt Want.-Tough: Have
yer got pull enough in Washington to git a
patent for me?'' Patent Lawyer: what is
your invention?' Tough: sits a pneu-
matte tire fer perlice clubs"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

'HansOH's Magic Corn Sa1ve.''
Warranted to cure money refunded. Ask your
druggist Tor it. Price 10 cents
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

Hegeman'a CamPhor Ice with GIycerfne.
The original and only genuine Cures chaPped Hands
and Face. Cold sores. &e G Clark Co..E. HavensCt
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

&KarIss Glover Root Tea,
The great Blood purifier freshness and clearnesS
the Complexion and cures Constipation. 5c50c 81
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

; A MAN who Is always full of fun is
as great a nuisance as the man who
lis always full of whisky.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24

TREES of GOLD qD@aM SS!5sRoe pFs ye g
Trees PREPAID everywhere. SAFE ARRIVAL guar
anfeed, The "great nurseries save you over HALF.
Millions of the best trees 40 years experience can
grow; they '.IiVe longer and bear better. Sea
Morton. STARK, B32. Louisiana No.. Rockport. III
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1894-11-24
III the Baby is cutting Teern.

Re sure and use that old and weIl-tried remedy, MI
MISSIONS SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething-
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
M d M.,,. eMS

A . powerful. trvirurs;inx, rvskorsfivs
tonic -favorst~ Presription irnprovn
digestion and nutrition ther~by building up
so}id, ehoi>~om< flesh. and increasing the
strength Of the whole syste<u- As . snpthinx
and strengthening pervine Fzvorite Pre-
scriptson is un-luAied and b invaluahls In
ailayinS and snt.iuing nsrvons crrz;attiify.
irrifAbilify. nervous exhauxsion, rervosss
pros;ra.ion. neuralgia, hys.eria, F2sznA
chorsa. or ST. vitrsfs Dance, and other dis
trs.ssing. nervous symptoms commonly srfsn-
dant upon functional ard organic d1seAse u
tho womb. II induces refreshing sl--p ADD
relieves mental anxifty and dszpontency.
Even insanity. WHEN dependent upoa womb
disease. IS cured by IL
Dr. Pieroes Farorite Prs>ziption Is .
scientific Deiicin-, carefully compounded by
an experienced and sklllfui physician, and
adAptsd TO wonaan's dellear. orsAniration- IL
Is purely vegetable In its e5npcsitann and
perfectly harmless in its efes-s fs any oozdi-
ticn Of The system For morning ssckn-sS. or
nansca, duo 20 pregnancy, weak stomach. in
digestion, dyspepsia and kindred symptoms,
its use viii prove very b--r,e;icial
DR.. Pierce's Book les pages, illussrassdl
on Woman and Her D4.eas-s," giving sac-
cruful means Of Home Trearment, vii be
mailed In plain enrsiop<, securely ssai<d
FROM obscyrdtfoa On rrcrips of ten cents
70 pay postage. See The DoctorS addruD
nsar ths hsad Of this article
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

From away up In British North AmeriA
ZONES the following greeting TO DR.. r. Y.
Pierce, Chief Consulting Physician TO The
sr.ia' issss n a0ss. e M Nm % alisa sSsa1s1s i Z Z
Hartney, Selkirk Co, Manitoba vhos
portrait, with that Of ber itfae boy.
ksAds this article, writes - follow:
- taks great ple.sure in Iecommendiss ps;
the womb I was troubled with hsAfing
down pains and pains in my back vhsnsvse
I would be on my feet any length cf tine.
wAs recommended TO try DR.. Picrce's FAvoette
Prescription, which did with happy resulfA
! feel like . new person after taking three
bottles Of itn
As We have just heard from the frigid
North, we will now introduce . lefter
ing is from Mrs J. T. Smith. Of Oakfuskss.
CIeburne Co, Ala She writes II was
afiiicfed and suffered untold pains and
misery, such as no pen can describe, for ax
yearI I was confined 10 bed most Of the
time. expected the cold hand OF death
every day. was afflicted with leucorrhea-
with excessive flowing falling Of the womb
bearing down sensation-pain In the small
of my back-my bowels coetive-smarting,
itching and burning in the vagina. also pal
pitation Of the heart When / began taking
your medicine I could not 81. up. only few
minutes at time, I was 50 weak. took
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription thrce
times Per day. I also took his Golden Medical
DiscoNery .nfe~ ui4e - oh} al c..e y
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets every night 1
have taken seven bottles of the Discovery, >
seven bottles Of the Prescription and Ave
bottles of the Pellets took the=e medi-
cines seven months, regularly, never missed
. day. These medicines cured me. feel as
well as / ever did in my life Four Of the
best doctors in the land treated my case four
years. They all gave me up as hopeless-
they said could not be cured and could not
live. Through the will Of God. and your
medicines, have been restored 70 The bssa
Il hsalth7 Your truly,
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
rh< pt.t.to.. % r<as~..~<.

The old geographical divisions OF
Tennessee into east <cs. and middle
silil holds. oai The mountainous Eas,
Tennessee IL growing In relative
wealth and population The coun-
tlcs inas properly Constitute w.s,
Tennessee now havo a population Of
about 81. 00ps those Of Middle Tonnc..
ses have SO l0f1. aud those Of s.A.s
Tennessee have SSe.ts1t Civilization
tirs, broke into rcnaeseee .~csH sho
east whom Dsnncl Boon passed
through the mountain sail on iha
eastern boundary. The ragged
character of the coau'ry delayed lss
development. ba, Iis mineral ~cal,h
has Of late years brought popala,.o1
and many material Improvements
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
EouALlrx IM lApAN.
The Thrift which R~naoves ~ PrsA-
lem Of Poverty In ths BAsA-

leun OF Poverty N tn9 t0o0% -
What is the reason that Japan
has no poverty problem' cnc reason
is probably TO be found in tho land
system. which has given to every
worker = holding and encouraged
him to supply his wants by his own
labor Effort has thus been devel.
oped and wants are limited. Another
reason lies la the natural taste for
country beauty. says tho fortrightiy
Review Nowhere else are parties
formed to visit the blossom trees.
and nowhere else are pllgrimases
simply for the sake OF nasura,
beauty. A country life has. there.
fore. its own interest ana men dc
not crowd the cities for The sake OF
excitemcuts- Thorc IS. too. in Japan.
a curious absence Of ostcntatious
luxury-
The habits OF living are In sail
classes much the same. and the rich
do no ostshinc the poor by carriages.
palaces. and jewels The rich spcrd
their money ON curios. which. <
costly. are limited. and the. most
popular agitation Is that against the
big European houses which ministers
build for themselves. Wealth Is thus
not absorbed, and l. moro ready for
investment ia rcmunerstlve labor
The last reason which occurs TO the
mind OF traveller with eompara-
lively few opportunities for forming
opinions Is the equality Of manners
In all classes Rich and poor arc
alike courteous II Is not possible
TO distinguish employer from laborcr
by their behavior; all arc clean. al
arc easy. all are restrained.
The governor lets his child go 80
tho common school and sit mex, 20
the child OF tho casual laborsr. ccr-
tain that his child will pick mp no
bad manners and sc, no con;amina-
,ion in though, or in person This
equality enables rich aud poor 70
meet az friends. and eifts can pass
withog, degradation The rich no
BILE. in the country. Just as :hr uni
versity men whom NC meet in Toxic,
are thus able 20 give to those whom
they kuow 30 b in need. and friend
ship becomes the channel OF charity.
The question ia will this survive
,ha Introduction Of The industrial
syssems IL is possible that some Of
il rasy. and that Japss may teach
the West hos TO deal wi,h the poor.
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
It.r orI, can.al...a...

Friend Of :he Family Aren't you
afraid 10 let your husband take III.
trip into the mountains at this sea-
son OF the year,
Mrs Billus-i, drives me nearly
frantic 70 think o. IL. Blu, his M.
Is we'll insured Texas siftiny<
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
n@..,as WAC . w---...

Ciara-No~. nerne1ber. you have
be, me a box Of gloves. aud u I<sn
yoa must bay me insf the kind
Ike
eeorge-ics; and II ! wIn--
SlaFa-N you win. yoa have the
privilege o. buying mo ehcaprr
sort--if you Are mean enough 10 DO
it
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
r.arueai ~ Ie-a I.t~.

did yoa ever hear The like
Chappie slimson's bride has LET, hlu
because hs i croes-cyed =
Goodness grarious' Didn't .h-
know he was cross eyed basore sac
married hIm7'
NO. He KEEP, his game eye ecv-
ered all the time with his sarnccls y
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
Honoiuia.. Charms.

Honolulu has god schools and churches, q
college, public library, street cars, electric
lights, good markets and commercial houses,
a well-managed telephone system, railroad,
daily newspapers, beautiful sea-bathing and =
healthful climate, as well IA It's refined and
agreeable society. IL has also tne harbor,
chiefly formed By the coral reef which sur
rounds most of the island of Oahu, on whose
southwestern side Honolulu Is situated The
northwestern coast of Oahu is friuged By =
range Of steep mountains These catch the
moisture and send down their streams to water
the fertile plain which makes the larger part
of the Island garden where all the fruits
and plants OF semi-tropieal climes can easily
be made to grow.-Resess OF Rerieos
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

No iess than 1000 persons have been re
ported missing In the state OF New YORK daf-
Ing the past year not Including bank CASH
ierH.
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

shiioh'- gohsumprion cur
1. -nid on guarsriee. fte ure- incipteni Ccos1rnp
for,. II : the best Cough ca > cts. aect. ~
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

Send two 2-ccut stamps TO Tho Road fup-
ishing Co, Denver, Colo, and get .mpie
copy OF The Road and one Of their great Eng
lish Octopus maps free
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

.Vnu.an.s Mace Cora save
Warranted TO cure. or money rrfunfed- Ass
your druggist for IT. Price Is c-nt>
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

Nrx W. O. Gunrkel. Of No. tt6l acutA
Seventh Street, Terre Hausr. Indiana. vrtfrss
:. I had hrsn suffering from womb trorhle for
eight YEAR, having docsor-d with the nsosf
skillful physsciana. bat finding ouly t<mpe-
rnry rulisf from nssticiDe- prc~-rst~d by
thsn- was advised by . friend 70 tAke
iid, and found, in taking six hcsti~s of shs
sPrssrrtpfion' and two Of tbs .Golten
Nsttc.i Disrovery,' that IL kAs edcrtsd
positavs cure. for which ~ocss cAnnot ex-
prs. my Kratitu3e for the rclief fro<n IL
great suiRsring that 20 ioog eodnrud-
Your truly
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19
cT.JACOBS OIL !; sSs: n: s.''!' =, =.
OPAINS AND ACHES.

The viiest sinner may return everything
except an umbrella
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

Mountains may not have mouths And nose'
but we have seen a mountAineer.
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

When an Office goes out and hunts up
man II frequently uses a microscope.
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

The owner of the 20 900 gallon tank of oil
that was destroyed by lightning at Petrolia
says 1t Is a tankless business
The Lamar register., 1894-05-19

You often lind iye-eeni heart In million
dollar body.