The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-03-03
WHAT PAPA SAID.

manifest sincerity that the speaker
sat down Life.
WHAT PAP SAID.
She-When you asked papa for
permission TO marry me, did he say
much?
He-Not much.
LITERAL.
How do you get on with your new
mount, Mr.. Won Minar? Doyou ride
much now"
mo, not regularly, Miss Lovely
only of and n."-[Truth.
SEEKING II RIGHT ANSWER.
Grymes-Miss Specie is a conun-
drum.
Jenkyns-I know it, and do not
intend to give her up yet Phila-
delphia Life.
SHE WAS SYMPATHETIC.
"Do you know, Miss Gushington,
that young Smith has been sem
fenced to ninety-nine years imprison-
ment?"
Poor fellow" sighed the young
lady, ''he will have to wait so long
before he can marry. '-[Texas Stiff
ings.
SHE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT LEFT.
She-Carrie told me the other day
that she expected you to propose
that night. Did you get left?
He-No; she got left. ! didn't
propose.-Truth.
AS A MATTER OF COURSE.
Edith suppose you were at the
wedding?
Helen-Oh, yes.
Edith-How did the bride appear?
Helen-Triumphant, Of course
Life.
A MEMORY or YOUTH.
"In give you your breakfast if
you'll saw that wood, she announced
II an ultimatum tone Of voice.
Madame" said the tramp, "Id
admire TO chop that wood for you
immensely on'y fur n thing"
What is that"
when | was "A little boy my
mother ulster make me recite fur COM
pany, and | said, Woodman, Spare
That Tree over an over so many
times that the idce Of putin a AK
anythin' in the shape of wood
wrecks my nerves. Wash
ington Star.
ODDS AND ENDS.
Teacher - Define quartz. Milk
mans Son (who is rather absent
minded)-Pint and IA half Tit Bits.
"Why was Bjones hred?" He
got the idea into his head hat he
was one Of the big guns. = Philadel-
phia Record.
1t is sad to see family relics sold at
auction, but the most painful thing
under the hammer is generally your
thumb-nail.- Texas Siftings.
Billings, who is not an expert with
the cue, says the pOol-table is like Il
woman's dress. 1t is so hard to find
the pocket Boston Transcript.
Mabel-Do you not think Mr.. De
a man Of small calibre? Grace
but I'm sure Of one thing;
he's a great bore Brooklyn Life.
She-You say he is unpopular?
He-Unpopular? He is so unpopu-
lar that when he has a cold nobody
offers him a remedy forit.- Brooklyn
Life.
Il know I'm "A little irritable, John
but if had to live my life again, I'd
marry you Just the same HIM!
| have my doubts about it. Tit
Bits.
lis the Bishop a broad man and
liberal in his views?' "Oh my, yes.
He's abroad most Of the time and in
giving his views he is most prodigal."
Life.
His Mother-Tommy if you fight
with little Willie Walters to-day |
shall put YOU TO bed for two hours.
Tommy-Put me to bed now, ma
lChicago Record.
Prisoner-It's hard TO charge me
with forgery, for YOU see ! can't sign
own name. That point is imma-
terial: it's another mans name you
are accused of signing Tit-Bits.
Il hear that your SON last drama
i n failure Il want you to under
stand that my son writes so fast that
he does not need to have his plays
performed more than once. File
gende Batter.
In Observation-Disclosures last
night ! saw Il policeman coming out
of a brewery. Hill-ies, sir; this is
an era Of reform; before the over
turning that policeman would have
STAYED inside all night Puck.
Father-Well, Thomas, you have
graduated from college and are now
ready for your life work. What will
he your field? Son (thoughtfully)-