New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-11-18
THE TALK or THE DAP.

THE TALK or THE DAT.
Baggs-New-York does not forget its great ma
1t has paid some OF hem the very highest compu
ment within IFS power.
Jaggs-How has it done that7
'By not erecting statues to them"
lndehnlte-"what is his profession" said one
Hes capitalist" replied the other.
He looks like artist.
on he is He makes the capital letters that b.
gin the magazine articles wv ashington Star.
Great is the power of the press The Editor Of
The Muca PENN Observer declares that II the
Emperor OF China had taken his advice he would
not now be at the mercy OF Japan.
What made you take all that impuience from
that fellow asked the friendly passenger Of u
conductor. why. he ddn't even pay MS fare" .
his fare III have broken MS head: but hes riding
blade ''''~' ~
In :. r. Crockett's Jas; book there is given
discussion by some Galloway shepherds the
death Of the devil. The minister was say!n.' 70
marked one, that the new mc1erates threep that
there's nae dell At a. He deed some time since"
They say" SAID John Scott pulling medi,ativsly
his Guilty. that the pocer is vested moo IN
kind O comy-teei'
Il dnna baud WI comy-tees myser." replied Meg
IT'S just haen mony masters. ilka yin MAR can
kersome and thrawn than anther."
"Wee. gin this news be true an the aud dcrs
deed at last. there's heap O. fowk in this parish
should be mentioned in his wull. said Jock Cor.
don. significantly.
But the herd stanch Marrow He vas
the theology
New LIGHT here. lcht there" he said: Il
Gamma part wi dell Ma. ma. that's over
muckie to expect o man o ma age"
An s LADY, meeting Oessay in rag.
A.
husbands leIt-on clothes. \ few days .ater she
did you not s come as as i % YOU nc ' ~"
Please. maam; this is "Wednesday. and on your
card II said, Al home on Thursdays. "-(lid-B.ts.
The Holy Coat OF Argenteu. in France. is one
OF several venerable relies which declared and
proved" to be the Identical seamless robe that
Christ when He led to Golgotha TO be
cruciiled. 1t has numerous stains upon IT which
the faithful believe and declare 10 be the stains OF
Chrlst's blooi. There are however many in the
Church who doubt the senuineneSs OF the reAc;
and to satisfy them the Bishop OF Versailles re-
Gently decided submit the stains in the coat TO
scientific tests 10 be made by NM. La,on and
Roussel. two eminent chemists OF Paris. Their re-
port. which has just been published, concludes as
follows ITO sum up: From the portion Of the coat
marked with rust-colored spots obtained ID
faint green cooraton. with the tincture OF guaia-
cum and the essence OF turpentine. (2) the re-
yival OF the red globules OF blood with the arti'
fetal serum 80 the formation OF crystals OF haemin
or OF chlorohydra OF haematin. These indications
are sufficient enable us to affirm that the spo's
examined are actually due TO blood-and to human
blood Judging by the whole OF our analysis W.
presume that this blood is very old"
She Was Ready.-The train was full OF fierce ROD:
bers Strong sat in the seats OF the cars ana
held their hands as high as possible Women ,.sa
Young woman from Waysde Station roooer ap
reached her , pon you d io1s TO '0sGn
natl Tribune.
In Altrurla-Peggs-w do you think OF ~
statue OF "Retrbution at the foot Of 'Steenth-st'
Weggs-Why that is not a statue Of "Retrouaon
but OF the old philanthropist Longface. the frena
the Esquimaux. 80.
THAT Is what | meant. longface so so0s
that he was bad. while his statue is so bad tn" =
is good Hence 1t is proper 10 call 1t 'Retribut~n
Ethe-How did you like the play, last nlgh S ,to
Maude-Oh above everything. Harry was III
me and YOU know what company he is? Wei
there nothing whatever In the PIay 20 eauVss
my attention. and just reveed IN harry '0"'
sal on.-(Boston Transcript,
The condemnation by the Vatican OF the la'ess
lola novel "Lourdes" has caused La 80
Uebdomadare" OF Paris. to publish two diHe'e
editions That magazine. which Is one OF the NV.
popular In France, on account OF i's '"'"r
and the brilliant array OF its contributors, $50
to be also very popular In American countries.
especially I'm Canada. La Revue Hebdomau"s
"Lourdes' OF Emile lola but as poruoh u
Catholic readers would object TO receive
magazine containing novel condemned o' "
Roman ecclesiastical authorities, La Revue a..
domadare" is now publishing two editions VI ~
weekly series, one with the "Lourdes mover 90
the other containing instead. chapters OF a"o' -,
story The subscribers to the magazine are
vited to Indicate which Of the 'wo editions 'A''
want to receive.
An amusing incident occurred al the CLOSE s, U
Jones's Sc rmon Pulaski the other DAY. o.epPhIs
down from the pulpit. folding his hands cs the
breast and looking soemnly over the aua o hIs
crowd who have spoken a harsh woru .vatnsnds
bored an unknd thought toward ther wnmsn
for a month past to stand up. one ou o"d up
apparently the shady side OF sixty SAID
Come forward and give me your na Tones
the preacher The woman did So whereut,ancs see
sail. Nov turn around and let THIS auu!e"a ssr
the best-,ooking woman in the countr! 49, mem:
taking her seat the revivalis addressed ne Rave
New | want all the men In this crowu " ~" vvnkind
not .poken q harsh yord or harporeu 81 nasf 10
thought toward their wives for month ,t!nS Eel.
stam1 m Twenty-seven great. big strapphnssc rity
lows hopped out OF the audience with an e 1--WE me
~ champagne corks. come forward anu Z one
your hands, my dear boys Jones gasse .m ~ them
vigorous shake. after which he ranged 1.c,ns .he
side by side in front OF the pulpit an n and col.
audience. He looked them over care',uhs' audience
EMMY. and then, turning sroqnHa g ssed laSk.G
sasaaA "=CAaktwaA RaAs ~