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The herald., 1894-10-09

PROPOSALS. FOR BUILDING-U. S. INDIAN
L Industrial school, Perris Cal, Oct 3, S94,
Sealed proposals endorsed Proposals for build
ing" and address ID to the undersigned at Per
ris, Cal will be received at this school until l
O'Clock p. m. OF Monday, Oct. 20, 1894, for fur,
nishing the necessary materials ana labor ana
erecting and completing on the site selected al
this school one hospital building as per the
plans and specifications which may be eXam
ined at the Office OF the HERALD ot Los Angeiesi
Cal, and at llfis school.
The attention OF bidders is invited to the act
of Congress approved Aug. !, le9Z, entitled
"An act relating TO the Limitation OF hours OF
daily service of laborers and mechanics EN-,
ployed upon the public works of the United
Stale. and of the District OF Columbia" Also
.'An act for the protection OF persons furnish,
ing material and labor for the construction oi
public works" approved Aug. 13, 1894.
The right is reserved TO reject any or all bids
or any part of any bid if deemed for the best
interests of the service.
bidders will state in their bids the length OF
time required in the erection of the building,
CERTIFIED CHECKS Each bid must be ac'
companied by Il certified check or draft upon
some United States depository or solvent ma,
tional bank in the vicinity of the residence oi
the bidder, made payable to the order OF the
Commissioner OF Indian Affairs for at least
y r cent of the amount of the proposal, wh1ch
check or draft will be forfeited TO the unlteo
states in case any bidder or bidders receiving
an award shall fail to promptly execute con'
tract with good and sufficient suretles, other-
wise to be returned to the bidder.
Bids accompanied by cash in lieu OF certified
checks will not be considered.
For any further information apply TO " Nj
+. 4. BRAY, superintendent. IVA zlt
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THE NEWPORT NEW HOUSE; FIRST
4 class in every particular; all outside
rooms, elegant and comfortable, at reasonable
rates; hot and cold baths all day, free. lao
+. Fourth street, nearly opposite Westminster
hDtel.
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MANY THOUSAND VOLUMES NEW, OLD
VI and rare books. Stationery and school
upplies FOWLER & COLWELL, IL, ". I'd.
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n II. WOTTON-SANITARY PLUMBING
". speciality. Estimates given. 206 East
Fourth street, two doors east OF Los Angeles st.
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NEW STYLES IN MILLINERY, FINEGooDs,
~ fine work. low prices, at NEW YORK BA-
LAR, l4S n. Spring 81.
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EOUND - SMALL CHESTNUT SORREL
Il mare. years old; one viii hin foot.
Owner can have same by proving property and
paying charges. HANDY, near Cahuenga
pass. a
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COMPULSORY sALE-32O ACRES OF LAND,
" 10 miles n. f. OF the city of Visalia, Tulare
county Cal, at much less than its assessed
value. on account Of ostgage foreclosure;
also the beautiful Paige residence and orchard,
25 acres, East Los Angeles. Inquire OF JOSEPH
ME5MER, Administrator. $50 limo
DEsr CHANCE IN THE MARKET, $50 PER
ID acre. heavy bearing fruit ranch, buildings,
water, etc; %35 per acre, clean unimproved
fruit lands; terms easy. Address L. T. ii. AL.
LYN, 406 Twenty-trst st. 10-6 I'm
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THE FRANCIS NEWLY FURNISHED ROOMS
Il from 81 per week and up.
322 South Spring street.
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DvmING AND OLEANING


NEW DRY DYEING AND Gle ANIFG
~ works. Process recently patented IN
Europe. Best work in the city. 309 w. Sec
ond st.
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BANNERS, FLAGS BADGES, GOLD AMI
ID silver trimmings and bullion embroider-
les. POS N Main St, upstairs
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EOR RENT-NEWLY FURNISHED, "a
i rooms, single suite; most desirable
for the best patronage; baths, gas and kitchen
privileges o1l West Sixth street.
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90 TO ARNOLD u SONS TO BUY AND SELL
VI your furniture carpets stoves, etc AIS
s. Spring st., Los Angeles, Cal
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HOKAN aHOE

DROT. j. IL. SMITHS PATENT HORSE
Il shoes are doing great work on horses; we
guarantee to cue all lameness in horses feet
or ask no pay: we have treated Il large number
OF horses that were thought incurable, and
in every case were successful; this patent is
for sale as shop, county and state rights; any
horseshoer can operate these shoes as well as
can, when they buy the right; bring your lame
horses and have them examined free; remem-
Der, it costs you nothing where no benefit is
received. PROF. j. II. SMITH, specialist OF
horses feet, 74S S. Main St, or z. 0. box 700.
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Nj EDIU Ms.
A TTENTION-THE WORLD HAS NEVER
"A SEEN HER EQUAL.


THE QUEEN OF ALL TRANCE MEDIUMS
WONDERFUL POWER OVER DISEASE
Nine. DeCamor is the most wonderful trance
medium in the world, She tells your entire
Efe-past present and future. whilst in a
trance. Those engaged in any business con-
templating marriage. or who want to have
suit her. If you are sick, don't delay by her
marvellous power she tells you your disease at
bound to cure you. T eatment by mail always
successful. NJ AZ. DECAMOR Nadeau hotel
parlors 101 md 102, first floor. IL SIN
ToHN SLATER, SPIRITUAL TEST MEDIUM;
- grand test seance tonight at hall, POS n.
Main ST., ut y O'Clock sharp; tests OF spirit
identity given, convincing the most skeptical;
names in full, with characteristics purely per-
sonal OF spirit manifesting; also reading of
sealed letters and qu stions answered; start
ling manifestations OF spirit power; all invited;
private sittings at 1ly13 5. Spring, room q,
from 10 to 2. .
MRS. PARKER, LIFE-READING CLAIR
WI voyant; consultations on business min
eral locations law suits. removes dis. ase, love,
marriage, etc Take University electric car to
Forester avenue and Hoover street, go west
on Forester avenue three blocks 10 Vine
street second house on Vine street west of
Vermont avenue. $50 II
CARMELLo, BUSINESS MEDIUM; MENTAL
W questions answered on all matters; correct
diagnosis of disease. Office, $50 S. Hill ST.
9-3 I'm
NdIsS KATE LAMPMAN WILL HOLD SPIRIT
WI ual test circles Wednesday aud Friday
this week. Az W. Seventh st. 10
JOB PRINTING.
BUSINESS CARDS IL PER 10 0; OTHER
~ printing in proportion. Pacific Printing
Plant, III New High ST. Tel ZOO.
l.ivEssY STABLE.
THE KENTUCKY STABLES. HENRY BRE-
j. merman, proprietor; livery and boarding;
rates reasonable. 65s Upper Main st
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r d. STEEL Il SON BUY AND SELL NEW
81 q and secondhand furnitu e. 257 and 259
y Main ST. Telephone l166.
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INOR sALE-RANCH OF 40 ACRES, 10 IM-,
II proved; house, barn, 6-year-old orchard OF
prunes apricols, apples and other fruit;
plenty of water: healthiest place in Califor-
mia. VIII sell 10 or more acres to suit pur-
chaser. rare chance for few days. For pur-
ticulars address o. D, STONE, La Crescenta,
Cal 1U-7 st
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DIG BARGAINS FOR SPOT CASH AT
ID "BRENTs," 40 S. Spring ST.
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NoLsULT YOUR POCKET BooK-CHAM-
- her suits, 80 up: chairs, 25c. up. We carry
a complete stock both new and second hand
furniture. Upholstrring done in all its
branches. Highest prices paid for second GySf-
furniture. See us before you buy or sell. &. S
BENNETT 4 CO., O5S S. spring st.
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NOR SALE-ORANGE ORCHARDS 3 YEAR4
II old fine crop of fruit; price $500 per
acre. One orchard years old; $500 per acre..
Have very fine grove at Alhambra for ale; q +,
slightly place for a home; price 5000 per acre.
pretty home at Eagie Rock, 80 acres; price
$4,000. Improved properties at Duarte, Co
vina, Glendora, Pomona, ontario, and few
at Highlands and Redlands. The Pomona
Real Estate Exchange can furnish you with
any kind of lsnd you want. ELMO IL.
MESERVE, 100 S. Broadway.
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ENOR RENT - PLEASANT SUNNY ROOMS
i with board; our own cooking; best part OF
city; take Grand ave. cable cars going south.
406 W. Twcny y-trst st. 9-lS I'm
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rNILTON, 609 S. SPRING ST.-NEW AND
| cond-hand furniture bougnt sold and
exchanged We want secondhand goods.
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nENrh, eMoOND-HANn CLnrHIhG.

4 NEW SECONDHAND STORE WANTS
N goods ETCHlsoN u LANE, 617 s. Spring
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w ANTED - COMPETENT CANVASSERS;
" must be Of good address. LORENZ srU-
DO BIZ n. Main ST., city. 10-7 It
w ANTED-GooD MAH NOT AFRAID OF
w work, on salary. See BELL. go S.
Broadway ,O-7 2t
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rINHE IRVING, go S. HILL ST NEAR COR.
4 Second very desirable furnished rooms,
with or without housekeeping privileges; sum-
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WE SELL THE STAR OIL WELL DRILLING
w machines and many others CHAS. II.
PARKER & CO.. 43ll9 $. Spring st. Agents
for the American Well " orks. 10-4tf
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rgNIIE LOS ANGELES CUNNOCK SCHOOL OF
Il Oratory; thorough and practical courses
Ior teachers and public speakers intellectual
and emotional training i'll expression, rhet-
oric and English literature; physical and vocal
culture; year opens Oct. 9Th. For catalogue
and further particulars address ADDIE l..
MURPHY, 107 y. Spring St, Los Angeles. En-
gagements made for public and parlor read
ings % lat
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r HAVE REMOVED MY LIVERY AND SALE
A stables to 32S Also ST.; first-class rigs ut
reasonable rates; special care given to board
ers l. WICKERSHAM. 9-22 I'm
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CONRAD sCHERER, GRANITE, BITCMIN
" ons and asphalt paving. 237 w First ss
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T iNE ADVERTISING.

..s............
(: The most direct method OF reaching the
public and making known your
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EnUCATINNAl..

w OODBURY BUSINESS COLLEGE, 226 s.
w Spring St., the oldest, largest and finest
equipped commercial school in southern Cali
forna; q thorough course in the commercial
branches and banking; superior and sue
ccssful .shor hand ard typewriting depart
ment, and a practical English course; new
college rooms perfectly lighted and ventilated;
electric elevator Tor pupils use new furniture
and appliances; open all the year; pupils re-
ceived at any time: Illustrated catalogue and
full information free. q. a. ROUGH, presi-
dent; n. c. tELAER, Yioe-presdent. Al "
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% pRoPosALs FoR BuILpING-U. S. INDIA

bAMES CLARK. HOUSE PAINTER AMI
q fnisher, i16 w. Third street.
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EOR RENT-FURNIsHED FRONT ROOMS,
Il also unfinished 81 per week; outside
rooms $l.35 per week: larg5 rooms 3l9 5.
Spring ST. 9-l9 21t
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MO FOOT; NO HoRsE-HoRsEs sHOD AC-
IN cording to nature and agreeable to art.
Shoes made for all diseases OF the feet. GOOD
WINS SHOEING SHOP, 264 S. Los Angeles
street.
NCONOMY is WEALTH-W. II. SMITH is
II shoeng horses for 81 per set. All work
guaranteed. Give me trial at sos E. First st.
n II. HOLDEN, PRACTICAL HoRsEsHOER
VI Repairing neatly done. All work guar
anteed iirst-class. 605 E. First ST.
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GARDEN WOOD WORK.
PAlNTEHs.


uENRY HEERDT-GARDEN WOOD WORK
III specially. 1918 5. NIainst
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PRYsICIaNA.
PATENTS, coPynIGHrs, ETC.

ID ATENTS FOR INVENTIONS IN ALL COUN-
i tries obtained, bought and sold. Trade
marks, copyrights, etc. by 5. J. DAY & CO.,
patent attorneys, rooms 232-23J Bradbury
building, Los Angeles. Established 1Sa9.1 2oti
HAZARD & TOWNSEND, . DoWNEY
ID block. Tel. 347. Los Angeles. II 2ltf
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HELP wANrEo-FEuALE.

--,---~~-----.-
w ANTED - LADY BOONKEEER AND
w stenographer must be about 80 and had
experience; easy work. Address L. l., blk 10,
this Office. $50 ii
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rEHROOP POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE, PAS
1 adena, California, the only institution in
southern California providing thorough in-
dustrial and art ira ming for both sexes in con-
nectiOn with scientific, literary or classical
education. Sloyd school for younger pupils.
Manual training school and college OF technol-
ogy. Courses largely elective Good homes
for students. For catalogue and full informa-
ton address PRESIDENT CHARLES II.
KEYEs, Pasadena, California. 721 3m
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q
TWENTY-EIGHTH ST, 100 FEET WIDE.

$475 to $500 buys lots 50xl 50 to alley on
this fine 100-foot street. graded. graveled O.
foot cement walks, beautiful palm trees the
entire leng h; the finest street in the city.
See this street at once. Take the Central
avenue electric cars to Twentyeighth street,
or see GRIDER d DOW, 1892 s. Broadway.
1O-Z
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HELP wANrED-MALr.

DEITY HUMMEL & CO.. sGO-3O2 WEST
Second St, tel. 800. The bcst employment
Office in every way in southern California.
7-lItf
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nUs,Nrss nppoxru<IrIrs.

Z WILL SELL LOW FOR CASH OR TRADE
| for good property at cash value, an estab-
hshed business; good trade and increasing
daily paying good profit, or viii sell half in
terest; the truth Of all can be known by inves-
tigation. Address box 659, city 9-l3 cod I'm
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NIETROPOLITAN STEAM DYE WORKS, 241
1sL Franklin St.. fine dyeing and cleaning.
DARIsIAN DYE WORKS, 275 S. MAIN ST.,
4 best dyeing in the city
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W. ANTED-GIRL TO ASSIST WAITING ON
w table at Denver restaurant, 420 n. Main
st
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MUSIC.

ID L. DURANT, LARGEST SHEET MUSIC
III. house in Southern California. 233 South
Spring ST., next to the Los Angeles Theatre.
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wish YOU success! There isn't failure
in the number. But, Molly, can't for
get that your maids were in haste 20
leave your service"
Graham, not one left me until an
opportunity
Exactly! and when an opportu-
nifty to enter another training school
presented itself, you were left lament
ing"
mot lame nting, but glad that my
pupils were so apt. At any rate, my
maids ia rried with me quite cs long as
your boys remained with you"
"A true word you said, dearie! The
ungrateful fellows developed aspira-
tions in no time, and away they scam
pered. Such a state of affairs is only
possible in a democratic country, where
the pluckiest people climb to the top
of the ladder. l note with pleasure
that our guests have brought with
them suggestive baskets. Suppose we
begin the banquet"
Dr. Vannoy viewed with pride the
company of self-reliant men and wom-
en-, each occupying a creditable place
in the work -a-day world. His heart
thrilled with pride as he looked upon
his wife's sweet, placid face. He valued
her as the dearest, wisest, most patient
and unselfish woman in the world
Mrs. Vannoy looked her happiness.
The childless wife had not in the be-
ginning planned work by any set ideas.
Being born teacher, possessing the
ability to stimulate and bring ont
each ones best, the natural result fol-
lowed, and DR.. Vannoy, despite his
teasing, proved an able assistant in
the home training school -Waverly
Magazine.
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

-Tommy-"Paw, why does parrots
live so long?" Mr. Figg-"To give
them time to repent, | guess."-In-
dianapolis journal.
You might say Skiggles blows in
more money now than he ever did be-
FORE 'How's that?' bought him
a $50 cornet last week. Buffalo
Courier.
-She-'T wonder If there will be
anything to talk about in the next
worldp' He-''O, yes. You know,
there is always something to say on
the other side. boston Transcript.
Miss Flirt Ito her young admirer)-
"Why, Charlie, you don't even know
the A, B, c, of love-" Charlie (stoutly)
well, know the u and of it any
way. Harper Bazaar.
-Newpap old Nappey must
be completely discouraged about ever
being cured of insomnia" "Why?"
Newpapa-'I heard him tell the doctor
that he sleeps like baby now. In
ter Ocean.
-''Did you ask Miss De Style if she
would be yours Horace?' Il should
say not, Gideon" But 1 thought you
intended to do so.'' Hardly. What 1
did ask her was if might be hers"
Little Dick-"Johnny Wheeler has
a new bicycle" Father-"Another?
What is he going to do with the old
one? Little Dick-"He's goin' to sell
it to me as soon as you give me the
money"
Observation-Disclosures is the island of
Cuba situated?" Boy-'I dunno, sir. :"
Teacher-"Don't you know where your
sugar comes from?" Boy-"Yes, sir;
we borrow it from our next-door neigh
bor.''
Mike (going down a ladder)-
''Hould on, Pat! Don't yez come down
on the ladder till Ohm dowu. It's ould
and cracked" Pat getting on)-'Arra,
be aisy. 1t would sarve tn boss right
to have to buy a new one"
An Inference. exclaimed
the Brooklyn man, there must have
been something wrong with the trolley
railroad yesterday" "Weren' the cars
running?" asked his wife. II don't
think so. don't see anything in the
paper about anybody having been
killed by them. .'-Washington Star.
Mr. Skidds feeling his way)-"Miss
Fosdick, what salary do you think a
young man ought to have to marry?''
Miss Fosdick with well-simulated sur
prise)-''My gracious, Mr.. Skidds, dc
young men demand salary for marry
ing wadays?'-Harper's Bazaar.
No Society Household Should be
Without t.-Fakir-"This box, madam,
is grease, and this is an instantaneous
eradicator; they will be worth their
weight in gold to YOU" Mrs. Earle
"How?" Fakir-''Why, you can sol
your clothes, get them through the
custom house free, and then clean them
in five minutes after you get home. y
| Truth
The Bossier banner., 1894-02-01

Show us man who can quit the
brilliant society of the young to listen
to the kindly voice of age-who can
hold cheerful conversation with one
whom years has deprived of all charms;
show us the man who is willing to help
as if the blush of Helen mantled on his
cheek; show us the man who would not
sooner look rudely at the poor girl than
at the well-dressed lady in the strata of
fashionable life; show>us the man who
treats unprotected womanhood as he
would the heiress, surrounded by the
powerful protection of rank, riches and
family; show us that he abhors the art
full llibertine's insinuate Establishments
or power of stealing the affections OF
Innocence and purity to ruin the pos
SCISSOR of them-who shuns him as the
blasphemerand traducer of his mother s
sex-who scorns as he would the cow
ard, the ridiculer of woman's reputa-
ton; show us the man who never for
gets for an instant the delicacy and re-
spect that is due to woman, in any
condition or class, end you show US
true gentleman Albany Press
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Useful and Ornamental.

No sleeping room is quite complete
without hair receiver, and pretty
one can be made from small guam
tity of China or soft surah silk. If
your room is in blues, have the silk of
that color and get a celluloid ring of
blue that is about five inches in diane
ter. similar rings are used for towel
racks,) Cut your silk in the shape of
a good-sized circle, shir it twice at an
inch and half from the edge, and
draw it up. You then have small
silk bag. Through the space between
the shirrings run bonnet-wire and
bend into an oval shape to keep the
bag open at the top. Half of the towel
ring is inside the bag and half of it
rises above to form handle. Tie bows
of blue ribbon over the places at each
side where tbe ring is fastened to the
bag, and ons how On the handle, N,
Z. Post
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AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.
And He Was Having No French Rules
Played on Him.

~~-
A man with that variety of whiskers
known technically as loose chewing"
was playing billiards in an uptown
room on Saturday afternoon. He had
for an antagonist little man with
broad-brimmed hat.
The man with the whiskers made a
shot. Here" shouted the man with
the straw hat, 'that was push shot
and push shots don't 60"
''What's that?'' inquired the man
with the whiskers.
Push shots are barred, said"
Barred, hay? Well, who in blazes
barred them?'
"Why, they are barred in the rules y
The man with the whiskers thumped
his cue down on the floor and leaned
over the table. "Who made the rules
for this game?' he asked.
The straw-hat player hesitated. 81
amt exactly sure" he finally said,
''but suppose it was the French"
Suppose it was the French, hay?
Well, suppose SO, too. Now, where
is the land where the French live?"
The straw-hatted man looked embar-
rassed Across the water, amt it?''
cit is. And the French are the for
eigners, amt they?"
81 suppose So"
"Well, young fellow" said the man
with the whiskers, II want you to un-
derstand that L m an American citizen.
I'm dweller on freedoms soil. I'm a
believer in home industries and dom
recognize no rules made by any durn
foreigners. American rules is good
enough for me, and if they amt nc
American rules I'll make few myself
Therefore am decidedly of the opin
ion that push shots 60 Play billiard:
now before smack you"
And the strawhatted player was sc
ratified that he missed the easiest kind
of carom.-Buffalo Express.
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AN ANCIENT TEACHER.
His Original Method of Dealing with
Tardy Pupils.


Charles Thompson, secretary of the
first American congress, once boarded
in the family of school-teacher named
Dove. who, with his wife, was much
given to scandal Wishing to leave
them on account of their offensive pro-
pensity, but dreading their tongues, he
adopted an ingenious expedient to pre-
vent them from slandering him.
One evening he asked them if his
conduct as a boarder had been satisfac-
tory, and on their answering yes" he
said:
Would you be good enough to give
me certificate to that effect?'
"Oh, certainly"
A certificate was given, and the next
day he left their house.
This man Dove was humOriSt, and
in his school, instead of whipping an
offending pupil, he made him ridiculous
in the eyes of his schoolmates. The
birch was stuck into the back part of
the collar of the culprit, who, with this
badge of disgrace, was made to stand
| upon the platform.
If boys were late in arriving at school,
| committee of five or six scholars was
sent into the streets, with bell and
lighted lantern, to hunt up the delin-
quents and escort them to the school
! house.
One day the scholars enjoyed the
sport mentioned in Hamlet" "to have
the engineer hoist with his own
petard." Dove had always professed a
willingness to have his own punishment
meted out to himself in case he trans
gressed the rules.
One morning the teacher was late
and committee of boys, with bell and
lantern, meeting him on his way tc
school, escorted him through the
streets, to the amusement of the specta
tors. He had the good sense to submit
quietly. y.-Youth's Companion.
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T4E WEATHER OF THE WORLD,

A crimson kirtled maiden,
With braided f1aXen hair,
Stands in her little doorway
Whenever It is fair.
whenever it is rainy
A pretty lad in blue
Comes to his little threshold
As II 10 note the view.
Whenever it is rainy
She hastes with curious care
To hide herself-as he does
Whenever it Is fair.
She looks upon the sunlight
With melancholy eyes
And thinks; If there were some one
About my style and size
With whom 1 could at all times
Ent1rely sympathize!"
And with an apprehension
Her timid pulses stir
OF Just such fine springal
As lives next door to her.
He watches the dull raindrops
Drenching the misty land;
His soul sighs for another
Soul, similarly planned,
That might from its own yearning
His yearnings understand.
And his lone spirit wanders
Mid fancieS soft and dim
Of Just such a young person
AS lives next door to him.
So near that il they listened
Each might hear the other sigh;
So near they might touch fingers
If they knew but to try
If they might meet, what rapturei
But it can never be;
It shines-and he retireS;
1t rains-and in goes she.
Gertrude Hall, in McClure's Magazine
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The Football Players Sorrow.

THUS one by one are our fondest
dreams dispelled," said the detected
looking young man, as he dropped his
head with its long, flowing locks into
his hands. And she always seemed so
unselfish."
"Oh, well, brace up. Think of your
fame as football player"
1T is that which sundered the ties
that bound us. She demanded too
much"
But you told me only short time
ago that you would give her your life
if she asked for it.
80 l would-but what she desired
was"
@Well?"
"a lock of my hair!"-Washington
Star.
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Ordered 1t Rare.

Waiter-Here you are, sir! porter
house steak rare-that was your order,
I believe.
Guest-Hum! 1t isn't long since this
beef was killed, is it?
IL s'pose not, sir"
'No, can't be very long. see it Ii
still warm.'-N. Y. Weekly.