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south Bend News.

SoUrH BEND, July 2l.-[Special. THE
report of the losssof q pocketbook contain
ing $1,000 in bills and notes by Maj. X. II.
Espey. of 0ysterville, in a Tacoma hotel.
was very amusing and surprising TO its
Pacific county readers in that the reporter
in his story described him as an innocent
old man unacquainted with the worlds
ways and very gulhole. He is, in reality,
one of the most successful and shrewd
business men in the county. 1t now de-
yelops that bis pocketbook was never lost.
His wife found it safely at home in Oyster
vile. Mr. Espey had forgotten it in the
confusion incident upon his departure for
Tacoma
Judge Eimon Scott, of the state supreme
bench, is here and will spend his vacation
with his family on the ocean beach.
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THE TABLES TURNED.
Hollidge Exculpated, Demorest
May Be Tmpeached. e >
ONE SCANDAL AsTEH ANOTHER
What Tacoma Got for Bsying the wster
works-sseres3ry Ha"'lis Goes oo
TO- Eserett.

Tacoua. July 2f--fspec1ai. Mayor Orr
l. aaving signal success Inc knocking ihs
heads of the opponents 81 biz sdminissfa-
ton. Today the utter routing Of ths
hoard OF public works, or the HasoH wing
OF il. in the Hollidge charges, vas FOL
loWed with charges Of criminal ineoin-
pesepcv neglect Of duty and practical
InaIfeasance ia Office against President
DemoTess. Of the board. and il Is probable
a. anticipated By the PosT-isTELiJsEscER
after the inauguration of the Orr admins
tration. that the board wiil0 be ousted
When the Posr-IsrggLfoKxcER stated that
IL would be inpsached If II eosld- no. be.
sosten out IN any other manner, il vas
not considered a possibility, but reeeiI
Developments have shown that the soare
will have 70 90. if theleouneii can SET fia
oft. 10
The charges we're directed against De
morest personally. and u - not decided
whether the other members viii De I'M
peached, hs Demorest IS apt to De, IL the
charges are sustained. The sewer pipe
scandal, hehetofoTe referred 10 by the
Posr-i .rELLIsEsCxE, Is thrown up again,
il being one Of the counts that Denorest
and the board cheated the city out oil
500 By buying pipes oi inc ntghsSs
priced dealer. Demorest is also charged
with disgracing his Office, dAsorganizing
the department. and being reckless, domi-
neering and arrogant.
Demorsst stood for ex-MaYor Huson's
interests. and Iatteriy for Nelson Bennett
and the LEDGER. The men WHO made aft
davits maligning Hollidge were driven
out OF the city's employ today Hollidge
says: '"The2 Ledger Is the only paper that
did not give me square deal. I've stood
By Bennett and helped send HIM TO the
national Republican, convention, but al
have no more 10 do with him."
IIollidge was unanimously indicated
by the council. Councilman Watson say = ::
eft was a glorious victory. Now. then.
we will have no more special electric
lighting privileges" The signiieance OF
Waison's statement is that, rs Published
I'm the Posr-IsTELI0ESCER this week and
was made one of the counts against Demo
rest today. the board OF public works al
lowed Bennett to string electric light
wires about town, while cutting the wires
which others tried 10 put up. A sapply of
pure mountain water wall now be sought
with what little money was saved from the
water loot
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Everett News.

EVERETT. July 2l.-[Special. Capt
Spencer sold the remaining half interest in
the steamer Cricket yesterday to Frank T.
Friday for s., 200, and the boat is now
owned entirely in Everett, the other
parties interested being Superintendent
Logan of the paper mill, Capt. Mcfarland
and Capt. Gilmore. The steamer will
probably go on the Seattle Everett run on
Tuesday.
The new tramway TO the Pride of the
Mountain mine at Monte Cristo is now in
running order and is bringing down ore to
the concentration. Operations will begin
at once on the construction of the new.
tramway TO the Golden Cord mine.
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no INCREASE rnE CUSTOMS roser.
Ia Order 10 MAXI Room Tor Tea Demo
rfAtlc Nfflcr eSfekers.

Posr TowasENR. July 41ss- S5ssclal. .-
TIE officers ot the Fuest sound cnsgTs,us
district are working harE 10 have ne
treasury department. issue sd order Tor a.
appointment II ten additional efGcsrs.
waich woalj Increase the foFgs - over
nnv mep theret0 cns&lne the district 70
operate nader the civil seTvFa6 regulations
Since Mr. S4uB1ers became Solicitor al
customs he has beea allowed six add,
gtensl appointments. NoW that Samas
has seen designated sRb-poFs 81 eatrs.
tho aEpolntmeat ol 3 deputy collector ana
asa Inspector @la Re Necessary. Seee The
UeaFy law Neus sAto egsset otae ba-sGasss OF
Ihlusse smuggling las become ua pFodt.
allie. taggss = 6soasnIan Is provided
vsiA tissry certificate ne i latte 50 de-
poflsbsa. and Tor thag Tgaso1f lt - hasarf.
oas faF snaEgfsd tehalsse - De fa.fnd "a
she II itsd States ahF senESgsfIass1 Fe.
dattlon ot duty en- opium 0,ey sae sss@
iaEf bs1 has parAsyseSR the9srt9ries Ia
bFttsa CelumbEA A ssyses Q3aal4sy Il
epium for loser psiso car. undSf de- prs,.
POSED usu bah - 1pts65sslC alrest fS74a
China shan from tie northern 'cso.k.
sfiss Up 20 twSlveo lao9, kas ayFthgre
~Aa much 80 rscasggfasgg31 z sc 100; 9sltson
10 lneFv&se the customs i4gce. sag sinse
tie 0saFy baiI eScanas y gAs anS lie gss-
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snohomi.A want. tho MN Rebuilt.

sSoHoEIsH. July 2L-lSpecial. THE
Commercial Club OF this city met last
night to discuss the matter Of rebuilding
the Standard mill. The people Of the city
realizs the loss of the mill TO the interests
of the place and are anxious TO assist in
what manner they can toward rebuilding.
At the meeting last evening q committee
consisting of Mayor Ferguson. III. Spur
reli. H. C. Comegys, o. f. Cros.man and
I. Williams was appointed TO confer with
the Loggis Bros. & Evans Company and
see what could be done. Mayor Ferguson
spoke concerning the benefit the mill had
been 10 Snohomish and concluded by say
ing that he was willing 10 assist the com
pany to the extent of 81, geo in rebuilding.
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PENSION roIIoY INFAMOUS.
Congressman DooItttIe Denounce. the
Confederate Administration

TACOMA. July 2L-IspeciAl l. Con-
gresham Doelittle has written James
+. sowders. Of this city, long letter re-
garding the latter's application for a pen
sion. from which letter the following is
an extract.
They place every obstacle in the way of
pensioners and postpone elaiSns uatiI the
pensioners are dead or cease making ef-
forts. The coarse OF the bureau is infa-
nous aud just As outrageous has been
this policy of this most infamous of
American administrations Words fail
TO express the contempt that every
DECENT citizen aad loyal American ought
10 feel for these people who are so disas-
r1usly running the affairs of this govern.
nsnt. Hell Is not deep enough nor its
punishment bod enough for men who
would conduct tine affairs Of this govern
ment as these peopge have done"
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RUSSIA PAYS DAMAGES.



PoRr TOWNSEND, July 20.-lSpecial. r.
News has been received here that the Rus
sian government has paid theuowners of
the Canadian sealing schooner Willie Nc
Gowan, OF New Brunswick, $40, 600 for the
Illegal seizure of the vessel and sealsklns
off the coast of Siberia in 1s92 The
American and British governments con-
tend that the limit Of Russian jurisdiction
Is thirty miles from land .and the Russians
claim 10 exercise full control over the
water west of tho imaginary line of de-
narration several hundred miles from the
eastern coast OF Northern Asia. The Nc
Gowan, according to the evidence intro
dueed before consular commissions, was
inside the line of demarkation and about
forty miles from the Russian
shore. England resoluteiy Insisted
that the vessels owners g be
indemniiied for seizure of the vessel and
estimated loss of the seasons catch of
seals aud Appropriated the loss at so 09oS
which has been paid. The three other
sehooners. tho Waite, Of San Francisco;
tho Island Belle, of Vancouver, and
a Victoria boat. which we're seized
the same year by the Russians,
were praven 10 be- within the
thirty-mile limit. and. consequently. were
not entitled 10 indemnnies The crews of
the four sehooneFs wereo Brought to- Puget
sound from the Russian coast fu July.
iss2 by the bark Majestic. which found
cred at sea the same summer while coal
laden from Saattsecie3san Frac1sco.
4 Theowners of the AMERICAN schooner
Louis, of San Francisco, Chave D claim
pending against the Russian govern ment
tor $50. 90 Tor pao illegal seizure Of their
vessel three years ago. The location of
the seizure was near the thirty mile Limit,
which forms the issue IN the case While
the Russians we're attempting 10 seize the
vessel the Louis deliberately ran Into the
mau-of.war and came very near sending
her to the bottom. This aggravated the
Russians and they are more than al Gions
to wreak vengeance IS contiscating the
vessel. The Louis was f8rmerly Japanese
schooner the Aida. and vas seized in Be
ring sea Ia So for Illegal sealtng and was
forfeited 10 the United States government.
Subsequently, she was sold AZ marshal's
sale in Port Townsend and lifted ont as an
American scatter.
The eonoensus of opinion ans<pg praeti-
cal sealing men iatnat the present SEASON
will be the most profitable in s1s history
OF North Pacific sealing. IL Is argued THAT
the seals ia Bering sea and around the ISL
ands Of 81 Paul ami 81 George have been
iealously protected by the revenue cutters
Tor several years; that lheir numbers have
materially Increased. and that it wQl De a
comparatively easy matter 10 slzugher the
animals Nith Spears When not actively
hunted for two or taFee wears, seAleos say.
seals become very tame and beats with
their crews armed with spears can ap-
proaeh within ten yr twenty Ieet OF a herd.
With little practice white 1ncn- become
adopts as uslisg,-a sPeags and there j. good
roason 10 prophecy bsg catches this stason.
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The snoquaimle Mil to BE Removed

ssooUALNIE. July 2o.-[Special. Since
the burning of the sawmill 1T this place
last December there has been hope
among our people that it might be rebuilt.
but this is now improbable, as the Park Il
Lacy company has decided TO move the
entire machinery to Portland. The con-
tract for repairing the bridge across the
Snoqualmie and moving the machinery
has been awarded to Asa Gardner, who
has started TO work with crew of men.
The contract price Is 5000 and with other
extra work will bring the expense up to
$1,000. The work is to be completed by
September 1. The mill was one Of the
finest of the Puget sound country. costing
some SIS, 900.
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:.p r..Ir 81 Govt Report
RH!A!:'!:!! R Rssat'dSs1
ABSOLUTELY PalEE

and Brown tried
Brown. Il is clal = = -
Thursday night anl a. = 80 .ls'.-.e
the following nighd - :. - i-l s
it is said. Brown I'd 4. 81 p = - ).
ousy and tried TO q n" ,-4.u -5 =.
pocket knife. Offie - - - '''
the scene and arres
The case will cor -, - -,
tomorrow. No az
bonds. and SO he il -
Last evening Mn E-. r.
ter from her old ,.' -
coma, telling her :" "'1
aid be would mad
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DouEIa. County Populi.t..

WATERyILLK. July 2l.-[Special. The
Populist county convention was held at
81. Andrews Tuesday and the following
ticket nominated: Representative, T. n.
ogle; sheriff, James X, Valentine: auditor,
G. S. Lord; attorney, w. ]. Canton; clerk,
j. l.. Jacobs; treasurer, r. :. Saltmarsh /;
superintendent of schools, f. NJ Bogart;
assessor. c. f. Mitchell; coroner, Is. l..
Blgham; surveyor, Ole Rund. Even
among members of the party the ticket
is considered a weak one, and, as there
were dozen or more candidates for each
office, the kicking is general
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BLACK DIASoSp. July 2L-[Special. l.
John NJ. Phillips, inside foreman at the
Black Diamond mines. was badly burned
on the lower limbs tonight while coming
from work. He thought an unusual
amount of steam was issuing from the
pump as he passed and went down TO
investigate, but made misstep and went
feet first into the water, which vas I'M
usually hot at the time. the cold water
having been pumped out a few minutes
hafara
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49, IH FOR SIDNEY.
r. Handsome Edifice Il
~. pss, Gated sunday.

n Al ana some EdIdce TO
Gated sunday.
rh.. 49,, list Episcopal church at
g; ~. Ill dedicated today, and
.,54-o delivered by Presiding
Elder T. B. Ford, @ 10y Al'a O'ile'
80. - So . been in charge of Rev.
RS -. he Puget Sound confer
ence, and the col -
during these tin - ss.. ~ -.
pastors energy Al -
people.
,;stos - - - urch Extension Society.
go attractive building 2Sx50
foat J., 5;r,..,.ias-s, with a steeple forty
seven feet high. ss.,1 80 ~
class room givii - - - -. - -.
80 -. go So0, and it is hoped that
| can be dedicate ~ " NV SAS
han S25O
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EvEEErT, July 2I--tspeciaL The con-
solDdatlon Of the American Steel large
Company. of West Superior, and the Pa
cihc Steel Barge Company, of Everett, has
finally been effected and tue deed trans
ferring the plant Of the latter company 70
the former was filed for record as Snoao-
mish this week. There vas also filed
supplemental mortgage for s.. 5000 from
the American Steel Barge Company 10 the
Farmers Loan and Trust Company. OF
New YORK, covering the plants both IN
Everett aud in West Superior. including
domestic and foreign patent rights and
certain Lake Superior iron mines lac
original mortgage is for 5000, 600. ofthe
ae ove 81. 10000 mortgage bonds, 81, 10000
have already been issued, leaving 10000
yet 10 be realized on. IL is understood
that they have been placed. but not de-
liyered
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The Oregon Pacific Sale.

CORVALLIS. Or, July 2o.-rhe circuit court
convened today to fix the date and terms
for another sale of the Oregon Pacific rail-
road. la the absence of any petition
from the Farmers Loan and Trust Com
pany, supposed to be delayed in transit by
the strike. Judge Fullerton postponed the
matter until September, stating that on
account of the demoralized condition of
railroads in the country he doubted the
advisability of attempting a sale at pres
emit
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room MIR. john BROWN.



John Brown Is in jail once more. He
hiss been there mos. Of the time for three
weeks, except when he was in the police
court. Now that he IS back in jail after a
few days vacation he declares that the
police have combined against him 10
render his life miserable. John has no
idea that he makes life unpleasant for
Mrs. Brown, OF the woman known as Mrs.
Brown.
After John got ont OF jail few days ago
be found tha: little man named LaFrayre
from Tacoma. one who had been on
friendly terms with Mrs. Brown about a
year ago, was az the fireslds where Brown
thought he ought 20 be. In fact Mrs.
Brown had divided the house into two
parts, so 70 speak. snd Brown was not 10
eaero2eh on her domain. lie paid no
attention to the mandate and a. re-
suit was tapped on the head with q
hammer. he rays la Fravre did it.
Then La Essyrs went back 70 Tacoma
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n.n,sox PARK PAVILION.
he Bruins aud Nina, the
w - ecter Mimics.

O., -, BE Bruns and Nina, the
w bcter Mimics.
Crowded house - - .7'e y - |,
theatrical manaa - -. ~ $500
c. -. a ir pavilion was packed to
overlooking with IA - - g., .
audience gathere - - - - r.
Torrance OF Bra -. -; - -
character mimic e -.
best pieces was - -
dogs in an imi -, ..1.ss.,n -, ~ !,
The principal at - me- ~.
star of the event -. -
and graceful CHI -. -. - ~
- lause. This performances
is given every af 10 = g. rha.a :
and s O'Clock. ,h -. .,; ~
peasanter plac go, - 80 No.
afternoon or
park -------------
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Pointers for sfark.tInx

Il has not taken the close buyers long
- learn that the best place to DO market
iug IN the city Is the new Pacific Market
House. They have no; only found this
out. bat they are telling al the neighbors
aooat u. and 10 is surprising 10 see the
greas success With which this fine market
IS meeting. Iaess are times Which de-
n4aad the practice Of rigid economy bv ali,
especially IN market bnying and the close,
shse"d buyers are anding that they never
seiore have been able 10 get sach good
iaest Tor their money as they noN can AZ
The racine Market House. Ash Your neigh
eors sooat Il aud they viii tell you that
yea are making Big mistake II you do
no' Try tn's new place, IS the Paciae
Market House has meat for ali sizes Of
purses Everybody receives careful at
sentloA, be they rich or poor.
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EyEkTTT. July 2i.-lSpecial. This city
today, by vote OF 6l5 for to p against. de-
elared IN favor Of bonding the city for
S5o.ooo for the erection of courthouse ar
Everett IN case the county shalt vote for
the removal Of the county seat from Sno-
homlsh 10 this city at the next regular
election
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BolsE Idaho. Jaly 2L.-A cyclone swept
over E.k county day or two ago, levelinS
trees and destroying thousands of sheen
and cattle. HAiistones fell 10 a depth of
i've inches in some places. Two prospec-
tors we're injured
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TAco~A, July 1-ispeeiai. w. /.
Thompson has applied 70 the probate
court 81 he mads administrAtor OF the es-
tate Of his father, the late l. r. Thomson.
Bishop Barker has returned from a tour
OF this state AMI Oregon. ami $ tue guest
OF Pr aud Mrs. McCuIeheon. At Fannie
Paddock hospital
The city eoHncil has again raised re.o-
buttons OF intentions and read an oriin-
ance for the first time . plank Pacific
avenue The subject Of piankins aud paw.
ing the avenue has been before thai body
for two wears
The city council has been challenged by
the TFados Council - rev four-oarea
boat OR slxteen-foot American Tag. The
race i O. eoIue 80 on Labor day. The
sons 81 Veterans recently called the atten-
ton OF the council 90 the fact that the CITY
hall had no Tag. and the boat race is a
scheme io give the city Au opportunity to
win dag.
Harry Nhlfomau, who wAs con vlctef in
the superior court Of era beEElement IA
connection with the recelvership Of Clark
4 Rhodes. 81 0rtine, sad y DO furnished a
500 bond pending al appeal 20 the
supreme coart, has disappeared, and il il,
elaimea tire boad IS worthless The SD
pfeme court has sustained The decision q
tie loser cogfL
County Commissioner FtWcett return ed
toaay from Moual Rainier. ana says il Is
600 early GO vist SAKE mountain. because
thcrc Is 500 mueA snoS Ia PARADISE valley.
Two weeks later. he says. Wi.i be about tie
rtght Hnse The finishing touches are be-
ing pot GA The saEon road ID Laagmirc =
springs. shtch sil MAKE a wagon roa3 az
the way up iae mountain To the springs.
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- ed nction IN Rates.

.s'...b n in rates from Seattle to
Europe via the c-,aoua.,. a,.- o,..
don, liverpool. -1i..,io e., "a $50
only $6650; to - - =. slo9
contemplating - 49, - - -
advantage of th - % - -
liable to advan -. .'l,.- 70 =
= Pr " " american bank.
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People know 60 80 81 raas ~
see it. This is 90. ~
Royals 50-cend - H. =. -, -. -
popN.A. -, "a. ,et 20 get anywhere for 81,
~ - -, price Is but soc. A bottle OF
,. 'As = :. wed with the dinner.
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- EY ELECTRICITY.
pliCation of the EIectrl
The Latest APP Fluia

Every house -. h.,aiI - ~
~ done by electricity. The
$50 10y 80. 80 pany have erected an
electric kitchen 49,, - -. Pr - y -.'i
picnic parties nj l.. ,,r1,;,.,ha go. - =.
charge by simI ~ ,;II at. - -
is expected that -. -, -,
famous family r. RI "a a. ~" ~,
want to bring ~, - " uAy
in the shade. -, N-l' '1e.'l "t ,i
search light vii g., nAs"'
until further nd
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merit Monday for the seal islands. stop
ping ~ Victoria few days to confer with
the American consul relative 10 smuggling
Of Chinese and opium and the sealing data
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toKF IaaNsFNh JAY 81 Special =
Assistant Secretary Of the Treasury Ham D.
In an3 sgsv5al Asent t'sowiey pat in The
torenoon ta1aY examining the custom
hogse FssoE4s Ws. CroNsey Nill coatlaue
the investigation tog several days zna vii
rfoeab'y Fzsst one ov sNo sab-porss Of entry.
Ne itaefsn left fos Everett toaay on the
rexeose cater Grant and sin then re-
t.rp TO FsFs Tsanseaa VIA BelMngham
bAy arcf the ISNer sound islands lie
and kls ss0sStAry Sl4 leave o. lie RasA
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WOrkingme ,,h.,.sai 49, y :,
sell you fin o., ~ NJ - p..'
with cup for -
ceiyers sale
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Worth s. 10 so. for 20 cents a pair a,
creditors sale. go Front street.
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hgy year periodicals and magazines a.
satsoa & AlIA1n's.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1894-02-10
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4 Girl's Observation-Disclosures.

The girl with the inquiring mind
says that she wishe; some one would
explain to her why it is
That ali the things that she likes to
eat are bad for her complexion, and
all the things she hates--likc oatmeal
aud rye bread-are very wholesome.
That the lady who rms her boarding
house insists upon cooking either
cabbage or onions for dinner when
ever she exoects callers in the evening.
That the only time she wants q
drink of water is when the water
lipes are frozen up
~rhat nothing ever offends tbs ten
men she simply can't tolerate, while
two hasty words or a 'ly little note
will cause most heartbreaking quar-
rel with the one man that in rash mo-
ments she thinks she'd die for,
That after she gets home from
party she thinks of hundreds of smart
things she saight have said if she'd
only had her wits about her.
Thatlwhenever she hears about "a
wonderfully cheap sale" AMI rushes
sowH town in the morning to fake adj