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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-01-15
KOncert i bal ma eel dObrOceynny,

Wczoraj odby} sic powodzeniem
koncert teatr ma eel dobroczynny,
urzadzony staraniem zwiazkowego
Kom. dobroczynnosci. w wielkieJ
hall Schoenhofena bylo pe}no os6b.
DR.. Janczewski swietnie gral ma
skrzypcach przy akompaniamencie
pani kubiehskiej ma fortepianie. Pan
Tobihski wypowiedzias werwa od-
powiedni chwili monolog. P. Wojni-
cki spiewal, iak zawsze, wiec pre-
wybornie. Ch6ry: Szopena i Wanda
pod kierunkiem p. Ant. MaAka spie-
waiy doskonale i zyskiwaly glo'
sne oklaski. ,Dramat jednej nocy"
zostas wreszcie odegrany bardzo do
brze przez PIP. w. J6zwika, S. Pio-
trowskiego i Muehleisena oraz przez
pania Jozwik. Pc przedstawieniu
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-01-15
Telegramy KrajoVe'
LiliuOkalani trOnu ME dOstanio.

Liliuokalani tronu ME dOstanie.
WASHINGTON, 1890 stycznia.
Sprawa hawajska przybra1a O.
br6t tego rodzaju, ze exkr6lo-
wa Llliuokalani tronu ME mo.
re odebrac rak Stan6w Zje-
dnoczonych. Cleveland wy
szed} re sprawy ca}ej honolo'
wo, gdyz chciaf jej tron oddae,
przek}adaiac sprawiedliwost
mad wszelka o MIN opinia, ale
sama exkr6lowa uczyni1a ME-
mozliwa rzecza poczynic jake.
kolwiek kroki pod tym wzgle'
dem. Przedwczoraj prezydent
przes}a} do Izby koresponden.
cya szyfrowana otrzymana cd
Willisa, W kt6rej obecny pose1
opisuje, W jaki spos6b sobie
postapi}, i jak exkr6lowa W O.
bee tego sic znalazta. Jest to
tylko Geese owej correspondent
cyl, kt6ra tu W t{6maczeniu po.
dajemy; inne dodatki czescio-
wo juz prezydent przes}a} do
Izby = do Senatu by}o "a pc,
zno z powodu, re tenze odro,
czy} sic by} "a wczesnie = a
czesciowo jeszcze zatrzyma{,
lecz ME maja one juz tax wa
znego zuaczenia, jak korespon'
dencya nastepujaca:
,,Przed po}udniem dnia 13
listopada kr6lowa przyby4a do
poselstwa. Mkt ME by} obe-
cny przy p6igodzinnej rozmo.
vie. Kr6lowej powiedziano,
ze prezydent Stan6w Zjedno-
czonych zamierza wazne po-
czynic jej propozycye i "a py.
taDo sic jej, czyli chce sAuchac
ich W zaufaniu i bez swiadk6w,
co byloby we w}asnym jej in
teresie. Przysta}a ma to. Wy
razi}em jej tedy ubolewanie
prezydenta, jego nadzieje, ze
krzywde zrzsdzona jej sic ma
prawi oczekiwanie, IL posta-
pi wspaniaiomyslnie tymi,
kt6rzy tron jej obalili. Zapy-
ta}em sic jej: Czy PAM otrzy.
mawszy tron napowrot, udzle'
lisz zupe}na amnestya wszyst.
kim tym osobom, kt6re male.
za}y lub naleza do rzadu pro
wizorycznego, lub przyczynily
sic do zdetronizowanis PAM?
Zawahala sic przez chwile, a
potem odpowiedzia}a Ia powoli i
spokojnie: W rzadzie moim
istnieja pewne prawa, kt6rych
trzymaG sic bede. Rozstrzygne
tax, jak ustawy tego wymaga'
ia, a mianowicie, azeby sciac
owe osoby, a ich w1asnost ma
korzys6 rzadu skonfskowac.
Ma mole powt6rne zapytanie,
czy istotnie to jest jej zamia'
rem, odpowiedzia twierdzaco.
Powiedzia}em wiec: Czy pani
pojmujesz zupe}nie znaczenie
kazdego wyrazu, kt6ry powle,
dzia}em kazdego wyrazu, kt6-
ry pani mi powiedzia}as, ale
sli tax jest, czyli PAM pozosta-
jesz przy swym zamiarze! "a.
powiedzia}a: Zrozumia}am to
wszystko i taxi jest moi "a
miar, ale mog}abym rozstrzy,
gniecie pozostawic moim mi,
nistrom. Ma to zn6w ia odpo'
wiedzia}em: Jesliby jednak
ny}o rzecza potrzebna, sprawe
rozstrzygnac, MIN PAM zamia:
nujesz ministr6w jezeliby cd
PAM zadano ogfoszenia prokla.
macyi amnesty, to czy PAM
bys to uczyni}a? Odpowie.
dzia}a: Me nam praWa na mo-
cy ustaw tego uczyniG i ME u
czyni1abym tego. Po krotkiem
milczeniu dodala: Ludzie ci SO
powodem rewolucyi. Dop6h
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-01-15

przeznaczonemi do wysy7kl.
Po wybuchu W sk1adzie wy
nik1 pozar, kt6ry jednak
wkr6tce ugaszono. Machlna
piekielna mia}a forms pudef.
ka, W kt6rem znajdowa}y sic
rury szklanne, napelniona ia,
kims p}ynem.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-01-15
Piekielna maszyna W Islington,

LoNDYN, 14-go stycznia. :
w Islington (p6lnocne pred.
mieScie Londynu) zapanowal
wielki poploch. Ma staeyi
kolejowej nastapila tam eks-
plozya machiny piekielnej.
Niewiadomy sprawca pozosta.
viii ia pomiedzy towarami,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-01-15

byli ukarani, ich wlasnosc
musi bye skonfskowana. Wte.
dy powiedzia}em: Niemam MIC
wiecej pani do zakomunikowa,
MIA i ME bede mia} mic wiecej,
dop6ki cd rzadu mojego ME
otrzymam wiadomosci, co po-
trwa re try lub cztery tygo'
dnie."
San FRANCISCO, 13 stycznia.
w ostatniem wydaniu pewnej
gazety wieczornej znajduje sic
Masterpieces wiadomosc, dato,
wana z Honolulu dnia 6 sty.
cznia: Exkr6lowa Liliuokalani
pozby Ia sic wszelkiej nadziei
odzyskania tronu Hawaii i
przygotowuje sic Wniesc prze
civ Stanom Zjednoczonym
skarge odszkodowanie W ol-
brzymiej sumie. Wiadomosc
ia pochodzi re zr6d}a wiarygo-
dnego. Agenci exkr6lowej W
Stanach Zjednoczonych uwia-
domili ia, IL og6lna opinia jest
tn przeclw niej, "a anneksya
i ze wszelkie jej usi}owauia W
przeciwnym klerunku by}yby
nadaremne. Skarga odszko-
dowanie oparta ma bye na O.
swiadczeniach Cleveianda w
jego oredziu do kongresu, mi
nistra Greshana W liscie jego
do Clevelauda ua raporrach
Blounta.
Tajfun.
NLw YORK, IA stycznia. Ze
San Francisco nadchodzi de.
pesza, ze parowiec City of
Peking", kt6ry tam przyby}
wczoraj z Chin i Japonii ma
Honolulu, dnia % listopada
niespodziewanie natrafl ma
tajfun (straszliwy wicher) i z
trudnoscia tylko unikna} roz,
bicia. Olbrzymi balaan roz-
burzyl ca}y jego pok}ad i trzy
}odzie ratunkowe. Parowiec
ten przez ca}y ranek walczy} z
niepogoda, a kap. Scale pozo.
stai ma pomoscie komendanta
az prawie do po}udnia, poczem
udal sic ku tylnej czesci i cd,
da} komende mad okretem
pierwszemu ofcerowi. Sniada.
ME przygotowano i dzieci juz
by}y W jadalni, kiedy oko}o
samej - godziny dostrzezono
olbrzymi ba}wau zblizajacy sic
ku okretowi. Pierwszy officer
rozkazal bezzw}ocznie zrobic
obr6t, ale ba1wan z nieslycha-
na szybkoscia wpad}szy, ude.
rzy} o tylna Geese okretu, wpa'
dajac ma Gala takelazs. Ude
rzenie by}o niezmiernie gwa}.
towne. PieG 1odzi zosta}o oder.
wanych. Woda rozla}a sic po
pomoscie, zape}ni}a kaiuty i
jadalnia i zala}a niemal wszy-
stko. Rozbi1a g6rne okna W
domu maszynowym zape1nl1a
tenAe, a kajute kapitana po-
t}uk}a W kawa}ki. Kapitan
Searle pogrzebany W gruzach
niebezpiecznie sic pokaleczy1:
Pomiedzy podr6znymi powsta{
pop}och i wielu z mich zosta}o
pokaleczonych. W kajucie wo-
da siega}a do ramion; W pre-.
dziale maszynowym maszyni.
sta Stewart i ludzie jego po
szyje byli W wodzie. Ratowa.
no, lie zdo}ano i pomimo ME.
bezpiecznego po}ozenia kazde.
90 q osobna, kazdy czyui} do
ostatka swa powinnosc i uda.
10 sic wreszcie wyjsc z najgro'
zniejszego niebezpiecze6stwa.
KOOperacYa.
HUBBARD, O., 13 stycznia.
Cd przysz}ego poniedzia1ku 20
stans otwarte fabryki naleza.
ce do Hubbard Cooperative I.
ron Co."-Dzisiaj so akcyona
ryuszy przygotowuje wszystko
do otwarcia. U1ozono sic, IL
kazdy z robotnik6w majacych
tam zatrudnienie, bedzie r6.
wnoczesnie akcyonaryuszem W
stosunku do dziennego swojego
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1894-01-15
KOOperacYa,

HUBBARD, O., 13 stycznia.
Cd praysz}ego poniedzia}ku 20
stans otwarte fabryki naleza.
ce do Hubbard Cooperative [.
ron Go" ."-Dzisiaj so akcyona
ryuszy przygotowuje wszystko
do otwarcia. U}ozono sic, IL
kazdy z robotnik6w majacych
tam zatrudnienie, bedzie r6.
wnoczesuie akcyonaryuszem W
stosunku do dziennego swojego
zarobku.-135 os6b bedzie tam
mialo zatrudnienie. William
F. Bonnell zosta1 obrany pre-.
zydentem; daje on W drodze
zaliczki pieniadze do zakupna
materyal6w do ruchu potrze.
bnych. Fabryka kieruje "a.
Rad z}ozony re szesciu dyre-
ktor6w, kt6rych z wyjatkiem
samego Bonnela, obrano po-
miedzy robotnik6w.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
4 Ininue Experience.

The Philadelphia Record tells the fol
lowing interesting story:
That veteran but still charming actress,
Mrs. John Drew, recently had an expert
ence that was as unique as IT was pleasant.
She was playing in a southern town and
accepted an invitation 10 attend a recep-
ton. Her hostess urged her 10 be sure TO
keep the engagement, because an old
gentleman is to be there who was present
at your first performance on any stage and
remembers it distinctly, though he was
only years old at the time. She refused
TO tell his name, and Mrs. Drew says she
thought Of nothing else for three days,
even dreaming of the old ntleman.
Finally the day came, and at the door Of
the house Mrs. Drew encountered her old
friend, Joseph Jefferson, who said TO her:
just fancy, am to meet an old lady here
today who saw me act the first time l ever
appeared on the stage. I'm quite excited
over it. When they got inside, the host
ess confessed that She had tried her little
ruse in order 70 get both the artists to at
tend, and jefferson admitted that Mrs.
Drew had attended his first appearance on
any stage.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
NO SIGNALS FROM MARS.
Miss Mary Proctor Takes Little Stock in
the Popular Theory.

Miss Mary Proctor. the talented
daughter of the late astronomer, Rich
ard \. Proctor, does not believe that
the inhabitants of Mars are signaling
the earth, for the excellent reason that
her father was of the opinion that there
are no people on the red planet to do
the signaling. You can see how sense
less the theory is" she says, "when you
reflect that a bonfire the size of all Scot
land would be needed to make light
large enough 10 flash through the &c.
100000 miles of space between Mars
and the earth when at opposition"
Miss Proctor further believes, that
while Mars may have been inhabited at
one time its atmospheric condition has
changed so much that life of the charac-
ter familiar 70 the people of the earth
could not now exist there. She also
discountenances the theory that the
double canals on Mars are intended as
signals to attract the attention of our
eyes.
Miss Proctor enjoyed unrivaled OPP
portunities for the study of astronomy
with her distinguished father, and she
Is now winning fame as a lecturer and
writer on the subject. She is the eldest
daughter of Professor Proctor, and was
born in Dublin and educated in Eng
land. In 1882 her father married an
American lady, and the family came to
the United States and made their home
in ST. Joseph, Mo, four years later.
She made her debut as lecturer at the
children's building at the worlds fair.
On this occasion a stereopticon was
used, which fact necessitated the dark
ening of the building, and the young
lecturer, TO her dismay, was compelled
to face her first audience without a
single note to aid her. She succeeded
in passing through the ordeal success
fully, and the experience led her to lee
ture without notes. She does not talk
over the heads of her audiences, but
put presents great astronomical facts
in sach simple, unpedantic manner
that child may grasp her meaning.
She has spent many an hour in the
observatory with her father, delving
into the mysteries of immeasurable
space, and has become an enthusiastic
and intelligent student of the wonders
of the 'giant sun and his family" and
the mysteries of the fixed stars-stars
so many billion miles distant that if
they should be snuffed out today their
rays of light already enroute to the
earth would continue to reach us for a
score or more years after the stars them
selves had ceased TO shine.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
a Chinaman's Coffin.

The first ambition Of every Chinaman ia
to have a splendid coffin. y poor man Will
starve himself for years TO have one. 1t is
always received with great ceremony on its
arrival at the house and is regarded as the
most valuable piece of furniture in the es-
adjustment. 1t is kept in the place of
honor. No one is ever buried till there is
ready money enough in the house TO do so
without the family running into debt.
There are many strange customs connected
with the funeral rites. One Of these is the
burning at the tomb OF paper horses, idols,
umbrellas and clothes These are supposed
To be necessary and useful to the man
when he gets TO heaven. BY being burned
they undergo some material resurrection
and meet him there. Chicago Herald.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
A Household Treasure.

d. W. Fuller Canaioharie. y. Y. SAYS
that lie always keeps Dr. Kings New Dis.
cOyery in the house and his family has
always found the very best results follow
its use; that be would not be without it, if
procurable. G. ~ Dykcman Druggist.
Catskill, y. Y. says that Dr. King. New
Discovery IS undoubtedly the best Cough
lemedy; that he has used it in his family
for eight years and it mas never failed to
do all that is claimed for IT, Why not try
remedy so long tried and tested. Trial
bottle free al B :. Webb's Drug Store.
Regular SIZE SOC and II 90.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
Open for Season 1894.

On Monday May 9Th the old reliable, De-
troit Grand Haven and Milwaukee R'y, will
issue Its summer time card, showing the fast
steamboat express trains. No IL east and No.
10 west, running through to Grand Haven
connecting with its fine line of steamers for
Milwaukee and the North west These
trains are run daily Sunday excepted and
have Wagner Parlor Buffet car attached.
the charge being only 20 cents extra for any
distance Fine lunches and refreshments
are served at reasonable prices. The Good
rich line OF steamers now leave Muskegon at
$50 p. IN. and Grand Haven 800 %. M, for
Chicago daily Except Saturday arriving at
Chicago about 600 Ia m. Supper is served
on the Goodrich steamers. Berths TO Mil
waukee or Chicago are free 10 passengers
holding tirstclass tickets. For those going
west or northwest these are the banner
summer routes-you avoid the heat and dust
of long rail journey and ENJOY cool nights
rest on these palatial steamers Fares are
always az low and in most instances lower
than by all rail lines. Further information
may be obtained by addressing any OF the
agents OF THESE companies. S203p-tf
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
Specimen Cases

;. II. Clifford, New Casse. Wis. was
troubled with Neuralgia and Rheumatism.
his stomach was dlsordered his Liver was
affected TO an alarming degree, appetite
fell away, and he was terribly reduced in
flesh and strength Three bottles OF Elec-
tric Bitters cured him. Edward Shepherd.
Harrisburg, It,, had running sore on his
LEG OF eight years standing Used three
bottles OF Electric Bitters and seven boxes
ot'Bncklen's Arnica Salves. and his leg is
sonnd and well John Speaker. Catawda.
o. had frye large Fever sores on his leo
doctors said he was incurable. One bottle
Electric Bitters and one box Bucklen's
Arnica Salve cured him entirely, Sold at
b. 5. Webbs drug store.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
The Flying Mountain.

The Flying mountain, otherwise the
Mountain For Sledgcs, is located in the
celebrated gardens belonging 10 the palace
OF Peterhof, about 20 miles from ST Pc
tersburg. IL stands in the middle Of an
oblong area, incloscd by an open colon
made with fat roof which Is rallied for
the convenience Of holding spectators.
The circumference Of this cOlOnnade is at
least half mile. In the middle Of the
area stands the Flying mountain, stretch
ing nearly from one end 20 the other 1t
is a wooden building, supported upon pill
lars, representing an uneven surface Of
ground or "a mountain, composed of three
principal ascents, gradually diminishing
in height, with intermediate spaces to rep
resent valleys, From top 20 bottom is a
floored way, in which three parallel grooves
are formed. 1t is thus used: y small car
riage, containing one person, being placed
in the center groove upon the highest
point, goes with great rapidity down one
hill. The velocity which it acquires in its
descent carries it up IA second, and it con-
tinucs 70 move in a similar manner until
1t arrives at the bottom Of the area, when
it rolls for a considerable distance upon
the level surface and stops before IT attains
the boundary. IL is then placed in one of
the side grooves and drawn up by means
of "a cord fixed TO a windlass. TO person
unacquainted with the mechanism this
performance would appear dangerous, but
as the groove always keeps the carriage in
its right direction there is not the least
danger Of being overturned. At the top OF
the mountain is handsome apartment
for the accommodation Of the court and
principal nobility There i also room for
thousands If spectators within the colon
made and upon its roof Near the Flying
mountain is a spacious amphitheater for
tournaments brooklyn Eagle.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

ried, with possibly only fifteen to thir-
" minutes devoted to any one subject.
The child can adyantageously be
trained in ten or twelve different direc-
tons or studies each day. ''Wide
range of subjects, short lessons, con-
slant variety, aud but little reasoning
should be the motto to guide the teach
en- of young children.
EARLY YOUTH.
In the period Of early youth the pre-
heHsive and perceptiye faculties are
still dominant, though processes and a
slight degree of reasoning may be ex-
pected of the pupil. During this per-
iod the pupil is much pleased with pro-
cesses like that of solving simple prob
lens in mathematics, drawing and dia-
granting; is deeply interested in nara
tons and descriptions, especially of the
romantic and improbable, which are
food for the imagination. This, too, is
the period when the inventive faculty
is aroused TO activity, and is displayed
in various ways in different pupils.
The chow" of thing is all important
to the pupil Of this age, and he is us
ually greatly annoyed when required
to give reasons, and usually does so in
a perfunctory and parrot-like manner.
The period of reasoning is but dawning
and THE spent ia drumming into him
what he does not see the use of, and
what he cares nothing about, is worse
than wasted energy. Language, his
tory, physiology, geography, mechanic
cal processes of arithmetic, and all
studies which DO not require the ma
ture reasoning faculties, are appropri-
ate to this period.
YOUTH.
In this period there is always some
development of the reasoning faculties,
such as comparison and contrast, rea-
soning by deduction from premise to
conclusion, and also by induction,
from particulars 10 general PROPOSE
tons. The power of generalization is
perhaps the highest and last power of
the human mind to be developed. In
this period, mathematical studies. such
as arithmetic, algebra, geometry, also
natural philosophy, grammar as Sci
ence. rhetoric and all studies requiring
maturity OF thought and reasoning
power may be adyantageously pursued.
have thus briefly outlined what
mental science teaches us is the natural
order of mind development, and the
teacher who keeps closest to nature
S surest of success in his work |
For the benefit of teachers. and |
others who contemplate teaching, who
nave had no course in mental science,
we will IN future articles outline
course in this branch, so important to
he teachers work. While ii will not |
De course in psychology, it will be
better than nothing in that direction.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
A SONG OF HER LOVE.


o hills. in glory lean
And battle your brows in light.
velvet valleys. soft between,
Dream gently 10 the night.
For she hath said, II love-" AMI she
Hath given all that love TO me!
o bird 3, with thrilling throats,
Glad let your music be-.
o rivers, where the splendor floats,
Flow singing 10 the sea.
For SIS hath said, II love-" and she
Hath made that love "A crown for mel
o world, grow green 10 greet
The JOY that comes apRce;
YoGr roses Tor her footsteps sweet,
Your sunlight for her face.
For she hath said, II love-" and she
Hath made that love "A heaven tor mel
Frank l.. stanton In Atlanta Constitution
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
Pensions.

There are about 4, 900 persons living in
foreign countries who receive checks from
Washington quarterly in payment of pen
sions. There are 1000 in Canada, who re-
ceive S345, 900 year; 600 in Germany, re-
ceiving SOS. 900 year, and $50 in Great
Britain whose checks aggregate 1925, 900
year One man in the FIJI islands draws
S2i every three months, and four times o
year checks are sent to men who are living
in frica-New York Tribune
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

Farmer FarweSt-rm goin' to move
away from here It's gittin too crowded.
Wife-Crowded?
Farmer Farwest-Remembcr the big
meteor we saw one night six weeks ago?
"Of course"
"Well, that new neighbor saw the
same one. New York Weekly.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
Bathing.

Bathing is often answerable for aural
disease when uucking the head is practiced.
IL should be borne in mind that the ear is
intolerant OF cold water, and in addition
TO this the stimulating properties of sea
water render IL irritating 70 the ear and
liable to set up inflammation. America.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

To render ali ordinary boarded floor the
rival Of a hard wood one putty up each
board, then stain either mahogany, walnut
or ash. After 1t is dry varnish twice. and
a fine polish will result.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

A well known womans paper recently
announced serial story, entitled THE
Prettiest Girl In Town" 1t appears that
over hundred young ladies wrote notes
20 the editor and warned him not to use
their real names
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
BuckIep's Arnica saIve.

1HE BEST SAINH in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions. and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required. II is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price % cents per bor
For Sale by b. S Webb.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

Lets see; there's the two doughnuts,
there's the glass o buttermilk, my suide
to New York City, and my ticket back
to Hay Corners an naow. b'gosh! I'm
goin tew see the hull teown if it
takes all day.-Puck.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

"How do You like the new spring
water that Blank has discovered on his
farm"
Jaglet-Wcll, al the price he's put it
on the market no one except mil
lionares can afford to battle IN it.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
Expert Opinion.

Here" said the appreciative dime mu-
scum manager as he watched the big hong
shorcman handle the great casks of sugar,
why don't you give up this dollar day
job and go in the human Hercules biz
You re too strong to work. Chicago Is
raelite
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

If gloves be dipped in hot linsecd oil, ~
renders them waterproof, and they are bet
ter than rubber gloves TO wear when wash
ing dishes or working in the garden.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05
She contemplated him with staring

She contemplated him with staring
eyes.
DO YOU swear" she demanded.
"Ay," he answered, Eat your feet"
Although it was obviously her fault
for leaving her feet in the middle of
the aisle, She got mad and asked the
conductor to put the man otI.-Detroit
Tribune.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

Mcyerbeer could sing popular melodies
at years of age, at he was an accom-
plished pianist and at was considered the
best performer in Berlin.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

"Was your new banquet lamp per-
feet successy"
Mrs. Nuwife-Yes, indeed. 1t ex-
ploded and burned up lot of my cheap
wedding presents.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

1t takes very cold weather 10 kill grow
ing wheat The plant is hardy and thrives
when the temperature is at the freezing
point.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-10-05

"Mrs. Snippey is almost frantic about
her little boy having meazles. "
lis he dangerous?'
mo, but four OF her near neighbors
have new bonnets and she can't 90 to
church"