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Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-05-31
DR.. Hands Collie Cure in Ohio.

CEpARvnLE. O., May ath, 1883.
heartily recommend forever DR.. Hands
Remedies for Children. Ny baby had collie
so bad was almost worn out. A lady
friend told me of Dr.. Hands Colic Cure. /
bought 25c bottle and both baby and my
self now have sweet and refreshing sleep. I
also find Or. Hands Pleasant Physic OF
great benefit to myself and child
Respectfully yours,
MpE nTn pnNn
Democratic Northwest and Henry County news. [volume] (Napoleon, O. [Ohio]) 1894-1905, 1894-05-31
respectfully yours,
She shingled Her Mothers Hair.

DR.. Hands Remedies for ChildCen, 25c
For sale by D. j. Humphrey, Napoleon
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The Pile OINTMENT

IUNT RRCEIVED slarge stock si Letter Heads
Heads, stc. Call at this office and get prices. u
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Explain ri, and arc
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CHAs. E. REYNOLDS, Examiner.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1894-08-11

LevylDg tax for the year 1894 on al nrop-
erty situated in the Parish of La fourche.
subject to taxation under the Constitution
of 1879.
SEC Be it Enacted by the Police Jury
in regular sess ion convened, That an ad va
lorem tax Of Eight mills on the Dollar be and
is hereby evied for the current ear eighteen
hundred aud ninety four 1924 ON all proper
ty situated IN the Parish of Lafourche not
exempt from taxation uuder the Const,tu-
tion of 1879.
SEC p Be it enacred, that the said tax
when collected shall be apportioned and set
apart as follows -
First. Four mills shall be set apart TO pa
the current expenses Of the Parish. ineluing
all salaries of officers of the Parish and shall
he known as the General Fund.
Second. Two and one-half mills shall be
set apart and nsed for the support and main
tainance of the Public Schools of the Parish,
and shat. be known as tue Public School
sxFund.
Third. One-hal1 mill shall be set apart
and used only for the purpose of build
ing. improving and repairing school houses
paying the salary OF the parish superintend-
ant and such iucldenta's as may be nece ssa
ry. and shall be known as the Public School
House Fund. The Public School and the
Public School House tunsIs shall be subject
TO the legal order of the School Board Of the
Parish of Lafourche, and a statement of the
expenditures thereof shall he submitted by
he Superintendent Mt to this Jury bi-annually
on the first Monday of July and January ot
each year.
Fourth. One mill shall he set apart and
used tor drainage purposes. as stipulated by
Ordinance No. i6S adopted by this Jury July
18th 1883 and subsegue at amendments. and
same shall be expended as therein provided
for
SEC. a. Be it enacted etc. that this Ordi.
nance shall take effect from and after its fist
publication.
Approved July 3rd., 1894.
THOS. D. KENT, President
Fl. N. COULON Clerk
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Ito be eontiaued.)

The following story of fecundity
comes from Ste. Genevieve, near Mon
treal, Que, but again it would be diff
ficult to say whether the fertility of
the lady or of the reporter is the more
to be wondered at: The wife of Pal
mer Theoret, farmer of that place,
has Just given birth to triplets for the
second time in five years, besides hav-
ing twins on three other occasions.
Mrs. Theolet, who is thirty years Of
age, is the mother cf seventeen chill
dren.
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An excellent story was told at Lon
don charity dinner the other night.
Mr.. Sydney Holland, the chairman of
the Popular Hospital for accidents, is
reported as follows: "One day a man
was brought in who was thought to be
dead. His wife was with him. One of
the doctors said, He is dead but the
man raised his head and said, NO, |
am not dead yet,' whereupon his
| wife admonished him, saying: BE
quiet, the docter ought to know
best
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1894-08-11
TH1BoDAUx, LA, SATURDAY, AUGUST IL
OFFTCIAL DIRECTORY.
STATE OFFICERS.

OFFICIAL D1RECIORf
STATE OFFICERS.
oonarnor. Murphy J. Foster of St. Mary
1ao of State, IT. S. Adams of E. Feliciana
ooo; S pnh. Acct S.. w. w. Heard of Union
.1. Auu treasurer, John Pickett of Bossier
s,.@: st:v Cen. M. J. Cunningham Natchitoch's s
So GU Pnb. Ed. A. .Lafargue Ayoyelles
''p' u. 8. SENATORS.
r., raffary OF st. Mary
STATE SENATORS.
..-.. .,,
John D, Shatfer ....'....-c. Ierfeoohhe'
JuDGEs SUPREME COURT.
ch;af Justice: F. T. Nichols of Orleans
saaoo;ate ..J. A. Breaux, of Iberia
Chas Parlange of Orleans.
:. S. D. McEnery, of Ouachita
:. LIB. Watkins, Red River.
c.rcurr CouET OF APPEALS, Fifth Circuit.
R.T Beanregard- ....so of ST. oernard
- n Smith ,.. .....--.of st. Mary.
CoSGREssMAN, 3rd. Congressional Dist.
Andrew Price. ----.----oi Laioufche
18th. Judicial District.
r.au P. Caillouet.
n:st Attorney. .B, F. Winchester
IUsTICE OF THE PEACE.
=. Word Fl. Clement. 2nd Ward..---..
i'' Ramon T. Bake. 3rd Ward. Eqa-
soto Rernard. 4th Waid, Z B A,o oCn
Ward. Arthur A. BoudreauS. 9th " r.
S,,Iras.re Martinez, 7th ward John tb
p;+tmann. Sth ward Louis Faigout. =,
vard r. Penouilh, 10th ward Angus
Cretini.
CoNsTABLEs
~ ord Evariste Morvant, 2nd ward,
lst ward' .iaan;a Par,rarnn 2rd w.rd
Emile DHsas, s,i1 1th ,yard Albert Savole-
Edwin Blrdsail, 4tn Ha'u "a, 41iooi' WT;1
liam Prestenback, 9TH ward, Wellington
,aouur aou.v Tonnv 10th ward TAYLOR Adam.
..;1as. M Delanne
...... ~. "A :, Dei1iho1'o' n
Coroner. - na.I'ss
Clerk ofCourt. - - =. ralhel. p.
Sheriff ............'.---''-' Jas Dearrs
Treasurer .....---- ...'... a. =, o,"uu' ~.
Printer. ......'.. "a o'ios ~ w.
Assessor.
Returning Officer. -. l > 'ohi'son'
POLICE JURORS
President. #. D, Keut; F.. U. MOrvant,
n " Tabor, Chas. E. Gaude. Ellis Foret'
IL
ten Ellie Ducos, Clerk Police Jury. ii.
N. Coulon, Sergeant at arms +. Dngas'
j. Galliano Oyster inspector.
DRAINAGE CoMMiSsioS.hs r,.,da.
Dist NJ. M.nos
~. NJ O-Iobn McCullaE. L. Keeffe,
..nJ W Tabor.
Dist No. .}.-Wallace Letort, Nj. berSefOn,
Andrew Price, Adolphe Folse, Orviile Thi-
Dist. No. 4.-Livaudals Letet' JOS. w.
Toups, Leo Lebianc- .r.oo,o,,
Dist. NO. o'-i' y hou'' - a.
.. Mofvane' ,os Tb;h,aaux. A. Tberiot.
w;,ann s. To Ton;ne
dat. Not7.-C. s. Mathews. K. Foret and
II, Ayo,
Dist No. SIS. Bourg, L,viney Leblanc,
and J. 7. B adeaux D.,
Dist No. 9.-Jos. bo"f@'eois' ""'
Ro4D AND LESEh lSefEGIoKs, 3 Rnnxsso,s
UA'''i'' ~ NJ . M,rca,l;n Ber1eron
M = l.. A. Belanger,
NOD
No. Michel Adam.
fo.7 :. ...E Eles kodr,gue'
Nos -. OrVihe ihioooa"A'
No ... ,--,' ,,.,,,.<-.,s
Thomas na''aii Albert a. 7. + ? Sergsron, and
&; !; ;:: ;;:: !:
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MUNICIPAL OEF:CERS.

R. r. Mcbride president: A. F. Kno-
bloch, superintendent and secretary; A
j. Braud, Numa Elfcr Chas. s Math
,ews... w T. Howell, j. l.
Leblanc, Emile Toups.
THIb.DArx BRIDGE COMM TEE.
w. Ragan. PRECEDENT Chas. ) ksi-
ker, secretary. + ank Z.lnott, v.
Taboc. E. t. Morvant. Emile Ledet.
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ORDINANCE So :

Levying tax for the year 1894 on al prop
erty situated in the Parish of La fourche
subject to taxation under the Constitution
of 1870
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pected under such conditions. Mar
velous, indie ed, were some OF the pic
lures Of the walrus that were pub
lished in the sixteenth century, in the
dark nges when taxidermists were not,
and geological museums were without
form and void" And yet, with the ex-
ccption OF the figure by CLAUS Magnus,
which Is half fish and half hog, with
four eyes on each side and pair OF
impossible horns, none Of these gro
tcsque figures are one whit more won
derful than is the true character OF the
Pacific walrus
His real personality was only half
known 20 the world until, in 1872, Mr..
Elliott landed on the rocky shore of
Walrus island, armed with sketch
book, notebook and tape measure, ard
made an elaborate series OF studies OF
this species actually at arms length.
Ills published pictures and notes were
such complete revelation regarding
the actual form and habits OF the Pa
cific walrus as 20 cause much astonish
mcnt among naturalists; and 20 some
IL seemed almost beyond belief that
the form Of the walrus was really as
pictured from life by this painstalSing
nrtist.-St. Nicholas.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10
FOR YOUNG PEOPLE.
TWO LITTLE WITCHES.

'Tf you were . witch, Nan. what would you
dare
II you were witchr'
I'D not be content 90 ride on q switch"
Said Nan. as she shook back her shining brown
hair.
q Nor get up storm
To brew people harm
II were a witch
.-The snownalses should fall on . no. sum
mer day
They'd all melt away"
"And In winter the meadows be filled with the
OF cowsiip and danodn"- "Ah. but Nan.
holdl'-
With laugh In her eye
" The florists would die"
-say you were a witch, Meg, what would
you do,
II you were a witch'
Would you sail through tho ART"
But Meg answered, lifting her frank eyes o.
blue:
It's no swecter up thero.
This world came SO beautiful out u Gods
hands.
I think would-icave II Just as II stands"
Oh, wise little witchl
ELLA +. Mosby, in y " Independent
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10
HABITS OF h'oHsEs.

home Queer Tales Heard Nv Ue2ortsF
ir % Street Car Bafus
Did YOU know, boys, that you can
teach IN intelligent colt or horse TO do
almost anything by patiently masking
him go through the performance many
times, day after day? That Is the way
the circus trick horses and ponies arc
taught. After a colt is once trained 10
perform a variety of tricks he becomes
very valuable. Circus shows viii buy
such horses at big prices. A few years
ago a boy In western Pennsylvania
trained a colt 70 perform as he had
seen horses perform In shows, and
whom the next circus came around tho
proprietor gave him $500 for the ami
NAL. The New York Times gives an
account 0f street car horse named
Charley, on the Central Cross-town
road in that city. Bill Smead had
driven Charley for n long time, but
Bill was discharged one day and new
driver took charge OF the horse. Tho
account says:
All went well until the corner OF
broadway and Seventeenth street had
been reached. Then Charley stopped.
turned about. faced the driver, elevated
his upper lip and opened his Jaws. The
man dropped the lines in horror Ro-
inforced 10y the conductor ne tried To
get Charley TO tend 70 business" but
the beast was obdurate and had to DO
taken 20 the barn, the incident causing
some little blockade OF travel. The
next day the horse went out under
fresh guidance and at the same place
repeated his previous antics You
fellers dunno how 20 drive boss,
that's all, :" remarked Bill, who put in
his leisure loafng near the barns.
IF you can make him go you can
have your place back" responded an
official, who overheard the criticism.
Glitch him up said Bill, 'and III
do the trip on schedule time. you bet
While waiting for the cnr to come
out Bin went into a ncighboring gro
Gerry for moment. Returning, no
took the lines, and the outfit went gayly
on the cross-town trip, one OF the pas
sengers being company detective who
was curious 70 see how Bill would do 1t.
AS usual, at Broadway and Seven
teenth streets, Charley whirled about
hHu lhHBlcu WITH equine JOY III lHo
face of his old comradc.
They didn't treat you right, did
they, Charley?" said Bill. But it's all
D. X. now"
And thereat he pulled from his
pocket two Jumps Of sugar. These tho
horse eagerly seized, and, turning in
his traces, resumed the pull toward tho
North river. 1t developed that for
over eighteen months the animal had
been fed with sugar by his driver
whenever they reached the spot indi-
Gated on the west bound trips.
Another horse, an iron gray, makes
three regular trips without protest, and
chcerfully pulls the biggest sort Of
loads. But he absolutely refuses TO do
any more, lie has been whipped,
coaxcd, urged, petted and sworn at, but
without avail. So much work for so
much hay and oats and water Is his
motto. He is so firm in his resistance
to what he thinks the tyranny OF cap
ital over labor that the boys at the
stable call him dompcrs.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10
REpEEMlNa FoRFElTs.

A Few Good Things for tho Little Folks
Amusement OF an Evening.
For Game Of Odd Sorts. Put into a
bag several pieces Of paper. on each Of
which IL written one word, such as
"song," story" poem" Joke" and
then pass II around 20 the company.
Each one draws one slip, and must do
what Is written on IL or pay forfeit
All these things may DC either original
or repeated, except, Of course, the
songs Here are some good things TO
give out for redecming forfeits In this
or any other game:
l. Repeat a line, and ask owner OF
forfeit 20 make one that viii rhyme
with It,
2. Laugh, cry, sing and whistle.
3. Put one hand where the other can
not touch H.
4. Stand with heels and back touch
ing wall, then stoop without moving
feet and pick up forfeit.
g. Place hands behind you and guess
who touches them.
Q. Tell your fayo-itc musical instru-
meut and then initiate the sound of IL.
4. Give name i'm geography, and
spell II backward.
3. Multiply your age by twenty-nine
not using pencil or papcr.-N. \. Adj
vcrtlner.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10
CARE OF SHOES.
How 10 Repair Rundown Heels and Re-
move Unpleasant Odors.


move Unpleasant odors.
There is hardly woman but laments
over the rather perverse way in which
her shoes lose their shape. IL matters
little whether they be cheap or expen-
sive, soles will return, heels run down,
vamp wrinkle and the toes turn up
This-condition is the despair of neat
and dainty women who wish their be-
longings 10 signify the fact.
For rundown heels" dealers say no
remedy exists but 10 have them built
up. This is not only good, but neces-
sary for the preservation of the shoes
correct shape. One should be as watch
ful of this as of rip in a glove, and as
quickly careful to remedy II.
When the least wearing shows on the
bottom or side of the heel, take the
boot Immediately 70 the shop and have
new layer put on. 10 is a good plan
never To allow the defect TO reach
stage when two layers must be re-
ncwed. This watchfulness unquestion-
ably is the stitch in time that saves
nine.
The reason for this is apparent.
comes on the ball OF the foot there is
no steadiness, the shoe rocks and the
sides OF the soles 90. The under curve
Of the instep is turned into an ungain-
~ line and the shoe is out Of form.
Women who walk on one side OF the
foot quickly wear away the leatherand
sole where they meet; they shouldh have
their bootmaker put on an extra SIX
teenth Of an inch depth in the sole on
that side. This throws the weight
equally on both sides OF the shoe, and
prevents the one part giving away be-
fore the other.
For wrinkling that dishgures the
vamp, nothing serves the purpose 50
well as the use of trees" These cost
from two dollars and "A half 20 five dol.
lars a pair. Each shoe should be placed
over one as soon as taken off. The
shape is entirely preserved by this
method. These trees are as expensive
as n pair of shoes, but one pair lasts
forever. They are one of the necessary
luNurics for every neat woman.
Some bootmalSers suggest that the
reason OF patent-leather vamps wrink-
ling SO pronouncedly on women's shoes
is because the leather is taken from the
neck OF the calf where the skin is thin
ner, while that of men is taken from
the back and sides
After the shoes are removed IL is nice
20 dip sponge i'm n weak solution OF
ammonia and pass il over the inside OF
the shoes, then when il dries, put them
in The sun for awhile. This removes all
the unpleasant odor that attaches TO
the inside of ones shoes.
Evening slippers should be stuffed
with tissue-paper and rolled in IL after
being worn. The correct mode in win
ter shoes are russell calfslSin tops on
heavy leather bottoms, with straight
tip of patent leather. Five large fiat
buttons faSten IL.
This is the only deviation from last
seasons styles. Boston Globe
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KEEP A STIFF LOWER LIP.
II IL the Tell-Taie One. and the Upper Lip
Can Take Care of Itself.


Can Take Care of Itself.
/ can't understand, said young
lady OF observation 10 a reporter, /
can't understand for the life of me why
young men, who see SO much and
know so much, persist in the phrase
keep "A stiff upper lip. You use il as
n sort Of picturesque synonym for firm
ness OF purpose and dcmeanor, but 10
has no value as such. Tho upper lip
Is not the weak member Of the two, IL
is the under lip that wants stiifening.
The upper lip is practically expression
less. II usually lies fiat on the teeth,
il is nearly always covered with mus
tachc--I refer, of course, Co the male
upper lip-and in conversation. es-
pecially in correctly languid conversa-
ton, IL does not move at all. Like the
Chinese joss, it's a harmless creature
and can be safely let alone.
II is the neither lip that has TO be
watched and controlled. / can always
tell when man is going TO propose to
me by the way i'm which he vets his
under lip and presses IL against the up
per for companionship and support
just the very things he Is seeking for.
And | can always tell IL "a man IS lying
by peculiar fluctuation and pulsation
in the same lower lip He will look
you right straight in tho eye, grow
fierce, and drop his voice into his boots
through the weight Of his emotion. but
II there is that twitch about the lower
lip don't believe him-and I've never
been wrong yet. If man feels deeply
Il mean feels sorrow, not affects it.
IL is in the RIGHTEOUSNESS OF the under
lip that he shows IL. The sensitive
mans lower lip is seldom still, and
there is sometimes about IL a positive
pulsation that takes in the whole curve
Of the chin. The pout begins in the
lower lip, and is really confined TO il,
for the upper lip Is only pushed out by
pressure from below You can't pout
with your upper lip alone.
In fact. you can't assume or affect
any expression with the upper lip alone.
just try It. Hold the lower lip firm
with the finger and look in the glass
there. The mouth has become simply
a hole in the face. you see, and so far
as the exprcssionful character OF the
lips goes IL il as II you had lost fea-
ture.
II you want 10 keep back smile It's
the lower lip that you want 10 look
after. Weakness begins there, whether
of character, health or age. II is not
the weak upper lip that tells Of down
fall; 1t is the drooping, pendulous lower
lip that shows 10.
And let me tell You something, please,
for the benefit Of my sisters who have
not had the advan-I mean the expert
ence that | have. Tell them that when
ever they see the lower lip of their
male companions turn out and over
thickly that it's danger signal. It's
the red flag Of mischief, and they had
better say good-by. Keep stiff lower
lip, young NAM. Y. sun.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10

The French are witty race, but
French servants are reported the stu
pidest in the world IL is of person
OF that race that this story Is told:
Justine was reproved by her mistress
for bringing home Holsters that were
not fresh
You must positively not get any
Holsters, Justine" said her mistress,
''unless they are alive"
The servant took the injunction
deeply into her consciousness. A few
days aftcrward her mistress sent her
20 get some cheese.
is this cheese frcsh, Justine2' asked
the mistress.
"Oh yes, madam" answered the serv-
ont. II took pains 70 SEQ that II was
alivcl"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10

bottom Of the jar on account Of tho
water entering through the small
holes in the bottom But when tho
water pcnetrates into the bottle within
the box and mixes with the powder il
produces great quantity Of carbonio
acid gas, which expcls the water
through the box and allows the latter
TO rise 20 the top of the jar, the gas in
side keeping the inner disc ~ the valvo
fun against the interior. When, how
ever, the cork outside rises 90 the top
Of the water II releases tho valve and
the gas escapes. The box Is now in ita
first condition, and tho water, being
enabled 90 enter by the holes at tho
bottom, again fills the box aud sinks u
until the gas is once more formed,
when II rises anew 20 the surface.
This rise and flow will continue for
some time. This curious experiment.
may be performed on larger scale In
water tank Of bath, the box, Of
course. being made In proportion.
" Recorder.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10
AN AUTOMATIC DIVER.
How Doys and Girls Can Conduct an In
tercsting Experiment.

How Eoys and Girls Can Conduct an In
tercsting Experiment.
Here is an interesting experiments
which is well worth n trial Take u
glass jar fun OF water; drop into IL
small cardboard box similar 10 that
shown in our illustration-No. l. Tho
section OF the box there shown Is OF
course very much enlarged in proper
ton 70 the jar given In the second fig
ure. The bottom OF the box is provided
with a number OF small holes, and into
the center of the cover hole should
also be bored, I'm which should be
placed vnlyc made on the inside OF u
cardboard disc and on the outside OF
wide cork, the two being joined
through the hole by hnirpin or a
needle, the space between the two
discs being about the width of a finger.
The box should be ballasted by means
OF few nails dropped 20 the bottom.
Then take small bottle half filed
with the powder used In making soda
water and stopped with cork having
n hole in the center, which should bo
placed inside. When this Is done tho
box is ready for use In connection with
the glass jar, Place the box in tho
water and IL will at once sink 20 tho
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10
WONDERFUL MONSTER.
The Pacific walrus tho Most Uncouth and
Ungainiy of Animals.

The Pacific Walrus tho Most Uncouth and
Ungainiy of Animals.
A mountain of heaving flesh,
wrinlSled and rough, ugly as a satyr,
and even more clumsy than the hippo
potamus, lives IN the Arctic ocean
wherever there are clam beds and
enough open water 20 afford him a
home. The Pacific walrus is the most
uncouth and ungainly beast that ever
sets foot on land. For two or three
centuries ne has been called the Morse,
and also the sea horse-possibly be-
cause he is more like n horse than n
humming bird, though not much.
Three hundred years ago, when trav-
elers and men Of science were strug-
CLING TO obtain mental grasp of the
form and habits OF this strange crea-
ture, but wholly uneided by the coll
lector and taxidermist, their pictorial
efforts produced some astonishing re-
snlts-just as may always be ex-
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10
TInIoat Girl Of Her Aro.

Mile. Paulina, OF Holland. Is prob
ably the tinicst girl of her age on this
planet. She Is eighteen years old.
weighs less than nine pounds and LACKS
four inches u being as high as n two-
foot rule
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-11-10

Teacher There are only two gen.
ders in French, masculine and femme.
Who can tell me why the French have
no neutcr gender?
Tommy Traddles-It's cos they don't
have no dudes Ia France. IN. Y. World.