The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-08-01
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

Uncle Sans egg crop is, worth
s100, 100000 annually.
II There are 81 1000 women engaged
in farming in the United States.
= The first city built was, according
to Hebrew tradition, in e. G. 1863, by
Cain.
= In the East Indies there are,spi-2
ders so large that they feed on small
birds.
- The national banks of New York
at present hold nearly 500, 600, 900 in
gold.
1t is estimated that New York
has NO less than 100000 opium smok-
ers.
- It will rot make your heart any
winter to try to blacken somebody
else. =
German dentists are now using
glass in filling teeth in some instan-
ces.
= The largest theatre in the world is
the Paris opera house. 1t covers three
acres.
He that can feast upon another's
misery, ve1ation or disappointment
has most unhealthy soul.
Lovers love to tell each other what
they think of each other. So do mar
ried people, sometimes-an they do
it, too.
Petroleum is derivered from veg
etable and animal substances that were
deposited in and associated with the
forming Of rocks. Pc
= Indian corn, or maize, never; has J.
an uneven number of rows Of grains,
because it has opposite radicals Of
growth from the cob center.
Delplaine gives figures to s,roye
that the planet earth has supported
66, ,627, ,842, ,237, ,O75, ,266 human in
habitants since the beginning Of time.
- In Persia the women Of fashion
paint black circles around each eye:
and ornament the cheeks with fig
ures of various small animals, bugs
etc.
= Prof. G.. A. F. Van Ryhn is au-s
thority for the statement that thereares
900 languages and 1900 different
dialects spoken by the people Of the
world.
= In.order to elope with her sweet
heart Helen Witten, who lives nears
Paintsville, Ky., chloroformed her
parents and four children. She got
away.
= The Egyptians were such hard
drinkers that they served boiled cab
bage, with salt meat, as the first dish
at meal in order to stimulate their
thirst.
= The largest farm in this country
| is situated in Louisiana, it being 100
miles one way by twenty-five the
other. The fencing alone for it tcost
s5O,OOO.
"A bright young country woman
answers the question. What is your
idea Of luxury ?" with the suggestions,
"The possession of something | don't
own"
If you are out Of work a clean
face, blacked shoes, and nose with:
out q blossom will be better intro
duction than diamond stud or a gold
watch chain.
AT Washington there is list Of
all the known anarchists in the world,
and their place Of residence when last
heard from. The French governments
has similar list.
Judas sold his Master for 30
pieces Of silver; that is, thirty Roman
pennies; about s4.12l. One Roman
penny was good days wages for an
agricultural laborer.
Dick: What are you kicking
about the income tax for |! You
havn't any income. Phil {: Perhaps
not now, but I'm to marry girl with
fifteen thousand year.
"A man in New Jersey has dis
covered a new cure for hydrophobia.
Before being bitten by q rabid dog ne
he seized the animal and choked it TO
death. The remedy is infallible.
IS. S. Teacher: Why did Job
curse the day on which he was born 2?
Johnny: P'raps he was borned on
Christmas, like me, and the same
presents had to do for his birthday and;
Christmas.
Electrical bicycles are cropping
up in England. The weight OF the
batteries, when filled with the IL
ouid. is to be "A pounds, and the
whole weight Of the machine is to be loo
pounds.
"When does man become a
seamstress 2" "When he hens and
haws." "No." "When he threads
his wav" sNo." "When he rips
and tears. ono" ''Giye it up"
"Never if he can help it.
He: T had queer dream about
you last night, Miss Louisa. l was
about to give you kiss, when sud
denly we were separated by river
that gradually grew as big as the Rhine.
She And was there no bridge and no
boat :?
"A mysterious pool is located
near Brooksville, Fla. A stream OF
water flows into it and disappears in a
whirlpool in the center. A log thrown
into it, will circle the pool many
times, gradually drawing closer to the
center when it sinks out of view.
Mrs. Jones Wasn't that pow
erful address of Brother Smiths at
the experience meeting :? Deacon
Jones: Oh, Smith is a good man, but
he's little conceited. To hear him
talk you would think there never was
hardened sinner in the world except
him
"What's the matter that there is
no dinner ready p asked the labor
dealer. ''The cook has quit" re-
piled his wife, leaning back in her
chair and tanning gently. why
did mt you get it ready yourself Z
You know how we'll enough. " "Me {
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