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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
Anxious for Work.

The lower hall of the court house was
thronged with men yesterday afternoon,
all anxious to get ticket which would
entitle them to work on the streets at
81 per day next week. This week 270
men have been given employment, but
next week only go will be given work.
The men working this week will be
paid next Tuesday,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06

IT FETcHEs ONE UP VERY SHORT to
be seized with Pleurisy, Pneumonia, or
any acute Throat or Lung affection. Dr.
d. Jayne's Expectorant proves handy
help in such attacks, and is, besides. a
good old-fashioned remedy for ali Coughs
and Colds
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
Story From Cen trail america

Hon. Lewis Baker, United States
minister to Costa RIGA, San Salvador
and Nicaragua, has written an inter
esting story for the Press club book,
''For Revenue Only" the manuscript
of which was received yesterday. 1t
was posted at Managua OH Dec. 4.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
Two Weeks at Hot Springs. Ark

Two Weeks at Hot Springs, Ark.
A personally conducted excursion
2 will leave st. Paul and Minneapolis
January % via the Minneapolis & st.
z Louis Ry. for Hot Springs, Ark, for
two weeks trip. All expenses paid be-
fore starting. Write for particulars as
to rate, ETC., to any agent of the COM
pany, OF
Z G. M. PRATT. G. t. &P. A.,
MINNEAPOLIS. MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
BUTTERMILK SOAP.

10 gross (I,44o cakes) of
the original and only genu-
inc Buttermilk Soap will be
sold today at
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
MARKET REPORT.
State Warehouse Commission
Weekly Bulletin. e..

oCate warehouse com m 1SS1On.
Weekly Bulletin. 50
The secretary of the grain and ware!
house commission has issued the weekly
market statement. which is as follows:
Statement showing market value Of
hard wheat at Duluth on Dec. Is, 1898,
as compared with actual sale of 5000
bushels Duluth l hard" in London on
same date; furnished by railroad and
warehouse commissions: sE
Cents
Dec. 1S.-Cost per bushel 81 hard
wheat, at Duluth. ............. $3.50
Elevator charges at Duluth, also in
spection and weighing. -! .01.55
Freight from Duluth to New York
(all RAID, % cents per 100. 1900
New York elevator charges for
weighing. transferring to ocean
steamer and commission. .01.25
Ocean freight and dock dues at
LONDON. .................. 81
Marine insurance, New York to
London .00. 25
Loss in weight between Duluth and
Cost at London &c. i. f.. 49,. 81 .35
Dec. $4,000 quarters 5000 BUSH
elS) sold in London for ~ shlllings
per quarter Tor 81 cents per
bushel, C. i. f. 81 90
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06

Below zero.
Irons. Local Forecast Official
ST. PAUL FORECAST.
For today, made nv United States Weather
Bureau and furnished by the Pioneer Fuel
company:
Today: Fair and colder.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06

Three or four hundred
Sheer Embroidered Hand
kerchiefs with scalloped
edges became mussed in our
window display. When they
went into the window they
were marked CSC and $50.
Today we will sell them for
10 Cents
earh
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
8 Cents

a cake, or IS cents a box.
This has been extensively
advertised as a 25c soap. We
can not sell more than :
cakes to one buyer.
Espey's Fragrant Cream,
10 cents a bottle.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
BRIEFLY STATED.

Saturday, Jan. g." is the last day to
pay water rents on low service and save
discount.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
$1.OO

each. When we tell you we
have sold thousands of them
for s2.25 you may know that
somebodylosta pile ofmoney
on them. If a single cloth
is left at II o'clock we'll be
much surprised. There are
less than one hundred of
them in stock.
Quite a little1ot Of stamp
ed and unstamped Center
Pieces, Scarfs, Covers, Tray
Cloths, Doylies, ETC., which
have become soiled on the
center tables, will be sold at
half-price. Many zof the
stamped, pieces at less than
than cost of stamping.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
Exporters loss (all-rail trans
portatlon), Duluth TO New

Assuming that this wheat was carried
to New York via lake and canal" be-
fore close of navigation, the result
would have been loss of ~ cents per
bushel to the exporter.
&C. i. f. means "cost. freight and insur-
ance,'' or delivered at dock" purchaser
paying all subsequent charges.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
PAY ROLLS AUDITED.
How They Are Apportioned
Among Departments. r.

II IHIOIlES DCPdI tiiI0I1IS.
The december pay rolls of the city
officers and employees. audited by the
comptroller, foot up SSl, $3.50, appor-
toned as follows:
Fire department.. SD. 33S64; police de-
pertnent, lAzH2s-t atty officers. Sd :.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
LoAVEs OF BREAD.

Poor.
The second weekly free distribution of
bread by j. G. Hanley will take place
today at 253 East Eighth street, his
place of business. Mr.. Hanley intends
to donate 5000 loaves to the poor of the
city, 500 loaves each Saturday until ali
are distributed. There will be no con-
ditions eXacted, except that each per.
son calling will be entitled to one loaf
as long as the supply lasts.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
NJ. p. Erickson.

Sworn and subscribed to before me
this 5th day of January, A. ID. 1894.
James E. Froiseth. notary public, Ram
sew county Minnesota
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
each.
UNDERWEAR.

Ladies Black Ribbed ALL
Wool Stockings, regular
made feet, Is cents; for
merly 4oc.
All of our Ladies Natural
Gray Combination Suits
which were sold for 81. SO
will be $500 today.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06

Black Sateen Skirts, lined,
with one deep founce or
three smaller ones, $1.65
each. They were 50. 50.
Silk Skirts, black or colors,
lined throughout, Velvet
binding at bottom, made in
strictly first class manner,
So. rs each ;some were S.. 80.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06
ANOTHER DENIAL.
The A. p. A. Does Not Seem to Be
Popular.

To the Editor Of the Globe
= Please publish the following affidavit:
State of Minnesota, Ramsey County
SIS. Before me, notary public III aud
for said Ramsey county, personally ap-
peared NJ. 2. Erickson, doing business
at No. $40 Decatur street, as meat mar
ket, and being by me duly sworn, de-
poses and says that he is not member
of the A. p. A, nor has lie ever been
member of said order
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06

g. CO.
SATURDAY SPECIALS.

SATURDAY SPECIALS.
On the first Saturday of
the new year we want to
show the best special at
fractions in St. Paul. And
we shall keep it up every
Saturday. and every other
day of the year.
The biggest values are in
the Linen Room.
IS pieces Irish Linen
Cream Table Damask, made
of pure flax, full II inches
wide,
4S Cents
a yard today. 1t is worth
more to import today, and
the ordinary retail price is
90 cents a yard. Today our
special priceis only 48 cents.
Less than one hundred
Scotch Table Cloths, full
bleached, two yards square,
warranted pure linen, Dor
dered all around,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-01-06

Assembly Reconsiders Iightner's
Smoke Ordinance, and hays 1t
Over to the Next Regular Meet
ing-Aldermen Lack Quorum
to Pass Ordinance for Certifi-
Gates of Indebtedness.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
AEOUT PEOPLE.

FIE1.D-N1ARsuAL SIR PATRICK GRANT
is now ninety years old. He entered
the military service Of the East India
company in 1920.
The CEoctaw valcdictorian Of Roam
olze college, Va, in 1899, Solomon Jones
Homer, Of Bennington, 1. T., has en-
tered the Harvard law school.
IL spite of his cighty-fi~e yenrs, DIR.
Oliver Wendell Holmes was accustomed
to walk at Beverly Il mile every MORN
ing and to drive a dozen miles every
afternoon.
THE discussion as to how many war
governors arc still living is revived by
the deaths Of ex-Govs. Austin Blair. of
Michigan; Kirlwood, of Iowa, and
Curtin, of Pennsylvania. The list seems
to be now reduced to Sprague, OF Rhode
Island; Solomon, of Wisconsin,, and
Saunders. Of Nebraska.
FIFTY years have now elapsed since
Herr Johann Strauss, then lad OF
nineteen. made his first bow as a con-
ductor at Vienna, and his friends have
heen celebrating the anniversary with
great enthusiasm. The first day was
marked by the production of the COM
poscr's new operetta ''Jobal<a"-Cro-
attain for 1.-The Feast Of Apples"
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
PICKED UP EVERYWHERE.

A WESTERN man has invented 4 type
writer that will keep books.
South AMERICAS paper says there
is wide difference Of opinion among
importers as to whether it pays better
in the losR run to bride the officers or
pay tho duties.
THE province of Euenns Ayres is in
solvent; j: is being sued for a debt Of
$50, 900, which has been owing for four
years The budget OF 1898 has been
put in force for 1894.
An international journal for African
languages has just been started in Ger
many, aided ny liberal subvcntion
from the government The secretary
of the Colonial s,ocr.tv is editor, and six
parts arc to appear each year.
In recent legal proceedings in Lon
don regarding the noise and vibra ton
caused Ivy n neigh boring factory, u
photograph was used TO record these
noises and reproduce them in court, at
the suggestion of Prof. =. =. Thomp-
son.
A SCHOOL. district in Grant county,
Fan, contains only one fam
lily. The father, mother and eldest
son have elected themselves trustees
and appointed the eldest daughter, at
lhirty-tivc dollars month. to teach
the younger children.
A D1sGus7ED girl dwells in Ellkton,
KY. She had on her bureau a box con-
tanning charcoal powder. Her lover
called at dusk, and in the gloom she
hastily seized her puff, and thought
lessly ela b1,ed IT. into the charcoal, and
applied it to her face. She spent two
hours with her lover. and after leav-
ing him glanced in the mirror. Fancy
her feelings.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
PROMINENT PEOPLE ABROAD

MAuEGs JokAI. the Hungarian novel
list, recently tried to kill himself in
fjt Of melancholy at Budapest by in
haling the fumes of charcoal.
THE emperor OF Russia is said to be
the only European monarch whose life
is not insured. The companies all
rated him MS n risk too hazardous to
handle.
MusTAFA BEY, formerly private ply
stefan to the sultan of Morocco, is said
to derive an income of one hundred
,housnn4 dollars . year frem his pro
sesSiaD.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
In Oldon Times

In Oldcn Times
People overlooked the importance OF per-
manently beneficial effects and were setls.
lied WITH transient action, but now that e
is generally known that Syrup OF Fags Man
weil-in formed people will not buy other lax
atives, which act for . time, but finally an
iure the ystem.
MrsTREss-s.I think you handle those fine
china dishes vere carelessly." Domestic
"Don't WORRY. mum. They arc so light that
they wouldn't hurt even IL dropped 'en on
my toes, mum. IN. Y. Weekly.
Mn. BrLKrNs-s'What o sad face that
woman has" Mrs. Bill1ins-''Yes, poor
thing. She has either loved and lost, or loved
aud got him. Y. Weekly.
.WosrES would be of little use on board q
leaking ship; they couldn't man the pumps.
Lowell Courier.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
OVER SEA AND LAND.

IN nine consecutive passages the Lu-
cania has averaged 2115 knots an hour
this year.
Dunno the nine weeks that the chol-
era lasted at st. Petersburg the num-
Der of cases was 3,7l3. and of deaths
e,O43; that is, every other patient died.
DEAN MCCARTNEY. OF Melbourne,
Australia, has just died in his ninety
sixth year. He had held the deanship
forty-two years, having gone to Aus
trail with Bishop Perry. the first bishop
of Melbourne.
Earl. GREY. who died recently at
ninety-two. was the oldest living peer
and the last survivor of Lord Mel
bourne's cabinet, the cabinet which
held Office when Queen Victoria as
cended the throne
GEN. VOLTS sword. which he wore
when he met his death at the capture
of Quebec in 1859, and which its owner,
Maj. Dunn, used in the charge of the
Light Brigade at Balallava, has just
been bought by the Canadian ministe.
of militia.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
OvSrdid !ASS Part.

Teacher-Nhy did you put that pin
In my chair?
Bad Boy-Boo-hoo: How do yer know
I put it dere?
Teacher-Because You were the only
boy in the room who was hard at W orll
studying when sat on it.-Judge.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

II want something that will make
me sleep, DOCTOR
Dcctcr---What are you suffering from:
''It's 4 tooth coming.
!!Onc Of your wisdom tceth:''
"Gooduese. no; ono OF the baby 8
teeth.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
Youthful Ambition.

Robbie-I'm going to DO 4 pirate. like
Capt. Kidd. when ! grow up.
Charlie-I'1n going to be n train rob
Der, like Jesse James
Johunie--Well, I amt. I'm going to
keep a summer hotel, like Uncle Jake.
Truth.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

Dr. Thirdly-Par1on me. madam, but
1 must tell YOU plainly that wish you
would pay more attention to the church
services.
Mrs. Dc Fash-Why, DR.. Thirdly,
really don't see how could. wear q
new dress to church every Sunday
n Y. Herald.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
1Ieex, or the Grass.

Some park policeman lately dubbed
& party Of ladies and gentlc1ocn for
walking upon the grass in Central
park. They're killing men and women
there for wearing off the green."-
JudQe.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
The Real Ruler.

Little Miss MiH-I'd have you know
that my grandfather was a general in
the army!
Little Miss Tif-Psl,aw. that's moth
ing! Why, my own father is police
man to-day!-N. \. Advertiser.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
Not Surpriscd.

Prof. LcngIlair--Statistics show that
Gcrr1any's proportion of suicides is
larger than that Of any other European
country.
Miss Gothanl-I don't wonder. 1t
must be a,vfully wearing t. have to
think in German.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

did Miss Flyppe receive many pro-
posals?'
Many? Why, receiving proposals
has got to be I: habit with her. She
has got SO used to them that she can't
even hear soda water bottle pop with.
ont exclaiming: This is SO sudden,''-
Answers.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
The ONLY Attraction.

The Only Attraction.
Miss Columbia-Howi is It, Lord Turf
mutt, that 50 many of your English no
blemen can so lower themselves as to
marry American hciresses for their
money?
Lord Tuffnutt-It is nothing, my
dear Miss Columbia, but the hopeless
despair of ever being able to obtain the
money in any other way.-Brool<lyn
Life
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

Wos1ES would be Of little use on board
leaking ship; they couldn't man the pumps
Lowell Courier.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

HrsToRrc CcSTSDHCM. - Boston Girl
.sWhy was Shakespeare like Queen Eliza
beth p They All---'We give it up Boston
Girl-'Ile was the greatest wonder OF tho
age and She the greatest Tudor!' And
slowly the pun Tercolated their craniums.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

PEcG1-:.Now, I've told You all ahort it,
and want to know what you'd do if YOU
were in my shoes.' Mary with glance
1T Pegcy's fcet,-''I wouldn't stir out till
had got Il pair four sizes SMALLER
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

TIVE Hungarian novelist, Maurus
Jokai, expresses his inaig nation at the
recent report that he had attempted
nj 40
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
From Wheel to Woe.

Az bachelor a bicycle
Was Bunsby's choices. sport: but later,
When wed. his only wheeling foil
TO pushing - perombulator.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

LIKE OH Upon Troubled Waters is I1ale,s
Honey Of Horchound and Tar upon Il cold
Plies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

this is difficult point, my brethren:
said 4 Scottish divine, confronted with ono
of the dilc,nmas OF the newer criticism; ''lct
US look it boldly; in the face and pass on.''
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

CTS DE SsI7u--s.By the way, Hostette
have YOU two fives for 4 ten:" Hostettcr-
81 have.'' Gus De Smith-'Then lend N
one of cm.''-Texas S;ftings.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
A Good Name.

Mr.. Kidd-That young man has
good name, hasn't he?
Mrs. K.-I should think SO: all tn
resi-
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
A Pretty Compliment.

shs-What colored eyes do you ad
nire-brovn or blue:
He-1 can't SEQ we'll enough In this
ght.-Bnff~1o Ta~-r~-s.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
How to rlcase All.

Asitator--What this country needs is
compulsory arbitration.
Teacher--And compulsory education.
Preacher-And compulsory religion
Old Maid-Yes, and compulsory lave
IN. y. Weekly.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
Judge.

Doctcr-To the best OF my Judgment
you are suffering from gastritis.
Patient-I knew it. 1 got it in the
cellar fooling with the gas meter
Texas Sift;ngs-
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

$50 you have given up cigarettes en-
tirely.''
Yes. the evil consequences of s1nok-
ing are illustrate by Mount Vesuvius,
which constantly suffers from crup-
t;ons. ''-Texas Siftinrs.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
still In tho Family.

She-I must ask YOU, to release me
from our engagement. Papa has
failed.
He-O. That's all right. I am the
man who won all his 1noney.-Tit-
Bits.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
A LUXURY.

Barber-But you hnve paid mo ten
cents too much.
Van Pelt-That's all right. That's .
tip for not asking me i ] wsEtsd .
shampoo, Truth.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
Don't You Sec T

.oWlsnds It is ladened with the seeds OF
chiiis and fever. DO you think you cap
breathe these without dangers Not much.
Bitters aud you will be safe. Or if you find
dyspepsia. rheu mat sn,, inactivity OF the kid
neys or liver, constipation coming On
apace, use this thorough and beneticentsafe-
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
on tl,o IIo,,e strctc,.

II want q position for my son as an
aditor.''
what are his qualifcations?''
''FaSlcd in everything elser'--As,anta
Constitution,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
BIRD LORE.

H,,ua1xa birds have been known to|
show anger If the flower they approach
contains no honey. Audubon says he
has seen them more than once tear
such q flower from the stem. at the
same time clustering loudly. rs though
in wrath.
THERE is a common belief In India
TINT the Indian oriole lights his hang
ing nest with firefiies. 1t Is said that
the bird catches the insects and fastens
them held first in bit of moist clay.
Naturalists have found the insects
thus imprisoned.
The carrier pigeon was in use by the
state department Of the Ottoman en-
pirc as early as the fourteenth CEN
fury. Lithgrow snys that n dispatch
has been carried from Bagdad to Alep-
DO, thirty days journey on horses. in
forty-eight hours.
TIE pcacocl<'s spreading train is not
the birds tail, but coronal OF feathers
above the tail. The true tail consists
of eighteen feathers beneath the
corona. The latter is provided With q
curious system of muscles by which it
can be erected at viii.
The snipe has a nerve reaching down
to tho tip of it's bill. 1t is the only bird
thus provided, and this continuance
illustrates the bcncficence of nature in
enabling the snipe to detect the pres
ence OF its food in mud and water
where the creatures eye is of no use.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
an,,tx or Not Guilty.

Guilty or Not Guilty.
Clerk Of CourrWell, gentlemen OF
the jury. have you agreed upon q YER
Glict3
Eoreman-We have.
C1erk-What say you? Do you hnd
the prisoner at the bar guilty or not
guilty?
Foreman-We do.
The Clerk-You do! Do what?
Foreman-Nve find the prisoner at tho
bar guilty OF not guilty.
Clerk-But, gentlemen, you must ex-
plain.
Eorcman-Of course. You see, six OF
us find him guilty, and six find him not
Ruilty.-Golden DAYS.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
Halls l-asarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Prico 75c.

GER you vvanter fatal, or mans vanity:
good" said Unc!e Ebcn, "'tcll i'm he ain t got
oone."-W ashington Star.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
She Was Up to Him.

He-My dearest, darlingest little
wiley
She-You needn't employ any OF that
sort of tafPy, for you won't get the
-latch-l<ey. no natter.whaU you say
Alex Sweet, in Texas Siftincs.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

Your love OF nature, madam, Is SO in
tense that should think You would GO
to see the Hima1ayas Compared with
them our mountains are ant hills
t'Have you seen them?''
s'No-not exactly; but have written
an article about Acknowledgements
l3laAfter
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
Hoods se..@-

e3oorsso Pile cure al liver lis. biiiousneel
JauaAtce. fpdteestion. sick headache 30
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

ssTuAr's a good idea. Carry it out" said
the editor tS, the man who came in with 6
better plan for running the paper.-~Pldla
JelDhia Record
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

ssIt's so, though. They're SO feared
O. rcpeatin' themselves thet they don't
think O maxim the same kind O
speeches in congress thet they make on
the stump. ''-IVashington Star.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

ONE Little Girl in the Slams-s'Wot yer
say she died OFF, Tho Other One-'.Eating
q tuppeny ice on tho top Of 'ot pudden,"
Tho First MentioneG-s'Lor', what jolly
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15
A Sure Sign.

A Suro Sign.
Airs. Rounder-You had been drink.
ing pretty heavily when you came in
last night.
Mr.. Rounder-Hovv do you know?
Mrs. Roundcr-You tried to light
your cigar at the reflection Of you,
nose in the pier-glass.-N. Y. World.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

A CLASS in grammar was reciting, and ono
''slck.1 He began thoughtfully: ''Sick,' -
paused while his brain struggled with the
problem-then finished triuInphantly: "Sick,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

LULU, aged two anc one half years. had
face. Her mamma said: ..What a dirty
face! We will have to call Lulu mammals
little pig. Come. dear, and have your face
washcd.'' But Lulu objected stoutly, say
ing: .tPigs don't have their faces NaShcd.,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1894-12-15

Too Much ArtfSttO AnDt10H'
The trouble wet1 some OF our poll
ticians,'' said Farmer Corntossel. is
chat they're thinkin' too much bout