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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18

HORRIBLE MURDER IN SrAFFoRD.-Mr.
Peter Schoolcr, an old and respectable citizen
of Stafford, was found Sunday night murder
ed in his house in Stafford county.
The murder is one of the most horrible and
atrocious ever perpetrated in this section. Mr..
Schooler was an old bachelor, aged sixty-nine
wears, and lived by himself about eight miles
from this place. On Sunday night his body
was found in his house, with the head sev-
cred almost entirely from his body. The
bed was turned down, and SchoOler was dress
ed in his night clothes. He had been muir
dered near The door of his hous c, apparently,
and dragged in the house. as there was pool
of blood near the door and on into the house
traces of blood where the body had been
dragged Against the body stood an AK,
with which the deed had apparently been
done A lamp stood between the legs of the
corpse, and it was evident that an attempt
had been made TO set fire ~ the body, as some
of the clothing had been burned. a coroner's
inquest was held on Monday, but at the hour
of going to press We had not heard the YER
dict. Mr. W. Seymour White, Common.
I;vea,th's Attorney, and Sheriff Kennedy left
PIonday for the scene of the murder.-Freder-
icLsjHr1 Lance
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18

TIE South Carolina Legislature today ex-
tended to President Cleveland and the gen.
tlemsn accompanying him the privileges of
the door Of the two house,.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18

THE MEMORIAL BRIDGE.-In the
House of Representatives yesterday
Mr.. Durborow introduced bill pro-
viding for the construction of a mem
orial bridge from the Naval Observa-
tory to the Arlington estate. The
measure directs the Secretary of War
to have constructed a memorial bridge
from the most convenient point of the
Naval Observatory grounds or adjacent
thereto, across the Potomac river to
Che most convenient point of the Ar
Aington estate property, subject to such
Regulations as he shall prescribe. The
Cost of the bridge shall not exceed
100000, and the sum of 500, 900, or so
Smuch thereof as may be necessary, is
appropriated for the purpose of secur-
lug designs, and of commencing the
construction of said bridge, which shall
be used exclusively for foot passengers
and vehicles, and prohibited to all
tramways, whether propelled by steam,
electric, cable, horse, or other power
One-half of the cost of the bridge shall
be taken from the revenues of the Dis
trict of Columbia.
The subcommittee will consider the
bill this evening and report to the
House committee tomorrow. It's I'M
derstood that the House committee on
commerce, which has charge of the
matter, is in favor Oft.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18
The New Diphthcria Cure.

St. Louis, Dec. 1S.-The first practi-
cal test of the benefits of the recently
discovered anti-toxine as cure for
diphtheria was made here yesterday,
upon the three year old child of Floyd
Schock. The child's condition was
such that tracheotonomy had been de-
cided upon as last resort to save its
life. The parents, however, consented
to the experiment of anti-toxine and its
effect was instantly apparent. The
child breathed easier and in twelve
hours all diphtheretic symptoms had
passed away.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18

THE ANNUAL meeting of the Stock BE-
a ers of the PEOPLES GAS SAVING
ASSOCIATION OF Baltimore, Nd. vii be-
held at the principal office OF the ASSOCIATION,
Nos 2l6 and 2iS King street. in the c.tg O..
Alexandra, Va. on TUESDAY. the Sth ias
of January, 1895, at 4 O'Clock p m
CHAS. II. DICKSON
declS I'd SecrrtLrl
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18

George Dixon and young Critic have
been matched to meet at Coney Island.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18

I1H :. ANNUAL meeting of the Stock 30
Il ers Of the PEOPLES GAS sAyIN'
ASSOCIATION of Cincinnati will be he'd o
the principal Office of the association, Nos
2l6 and 2lS King street, in the city OF Alex
andria, Va, IN TUESDAY, the Sth dsy o
January, 1895, at 4:30 o'clock p. N.
CHAS. Il. DICKSON,
dec1S ia Secretary.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1894-12-18

FENHE ANNUAL meeting Of the Stock
Il ers of the PEOPLES GAS SAY
ASSOCIATION Of the District OF soluu
VIII be held az the principal Office OF the
cation, Mo-. ZIG aud 2iS King street. 20 8
city o! Alexandria, Va, on TUESDAY. q
S;h day of January 1895. az 4:30 oa-
2. m. CHAS. II. DICKSON,
declS ID Secrctarr.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

i'm. him hand and foot. and letting him
hang upon the fatal mesh until III.
long legged interest dcyours him.
There is but one thing on Il farm like
ii. and that L. the Canada thistle. which
SNarmS with new plants every time
You break its roots. w hose blossoms are.
prolific. and every Hover the father of
\ million seeds. Every leaf is an awl
every branch 4 spear. and every plant
like 4 platoon of bayone,S. and Il field
"f them like an armed host. The whole
plant is Il torment and vegetable.
curse. And yet. Il farmer had better
make his bed of Canada ,hiStle> than
I" br ut ease upon intereS.."
Interest cannot he without debt.
Abolish the system that is founded on
debt. and the human race will soar To
that higher civilization which ph.oSo-
pliers have pictured and OF which poets
have dreamed.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22
LABOR AG AIN LEFT.
NOT BENEFITED EY THE RE.
PUBLICAN VICTORY.
Old Parties Have No Further I>r for the
Totler Untii Next EIer.ion-Perhaps by
That Time Wage farmers VIII Have
Learned to Think.
Monopoly Still. Rules.

The election, IS over Now what ben
eii1> uo You ~N1rtt IL get: What will
compel yn'.r employer tn pay YOU more
wages ard less on dividends: What
will r"nl.el the railroads i" pay iaor.
wages. reduce the rates. and pav t..e
British less Interest and dividends:
What viii compel the sugar tru.t to
sell YOU sugar for less ;,rlc" and llay
less Gn W:.tnrtd stock and bribery uf
Congress: The old party speakers and
press have Influenced ynll u again give
Your votes t. in,lUr>r Them and lli,.r
will have nn further use for You I'M
til EcXt election. Nuthin= they have
promised you WnUli ID you any
-"",l. even if tiirN carried. it uut. Tie
issue With il!c1u was to :.rt office. and
t. YOU thYy t:ililHl tariff. which nnl
OF" il y hundred ~ you know any
thing :.i,n,it. They have rot you for
tx" mere Years. and their high moE,il,
VIII inject III their rich rlUl,-rno,l,>s sur
,";,!!ded ''y every !nEur! your uni;rt,
,!h5r will lTM,ur". ai.t over Wi;lr :,ul
i;in,t7"i will recall 1llr;,. Victories.
You can "a h::,',i - yuur work. if You
il,. Fortunate enough ID have any. aud
struggle fer Ne ittau'n they dole ou,.
Such ila:; been th;, world since history
began. and YOU arr nut wiser than your
f,r,'fathNrS. They. too. We're hood
WinktI rei1l;'I and har;nGUed into
&unt ,ulr;n3 all kinds Of tyranny under
some plausible plea OF benefit 10 them
selves. They. too. supported systems
tina! gave II 4 few the prouuc; of the
toll Of the many. They. too. took sides
with their oppr">Sor> against ever!
patriot WHO raised has Voice against
the uStrpatiunS ANA fail:irirS Of their
times. They. too. refused 10 weigh
and consider the words that would
have made them free. Their faults
and their ignorance. honest faults and
honest ignoraucc. too. you can sec.
lut YOU, like them. cannot see ycur
own faults and ignorance. The clrc
lion is over. TRUSTS ana munopolirS
still rule. and you can sit down and
drink your bitter cup for two more
years. Perhaps by that time You will
have learned to DO Il little thinking for
yourselves.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22
Mill TIE Wnrli Make { ~

It is estimated that ii costs Japan
an even million dollars Per day t"
carry on it's W:.I against China. Just
stop and consider what ali tii!e means.
First. consider th:, less of life: sec
nn.i the destruction of property: and
lastly. the burden uf uSI!rN tn" .IapS
are. assuming when it funds its war
debt into DEMONSTRATING bends. From
death and destruction Il nation can
rise. again bat from uSUry-n"vcr.
Like Il millStunn around its neck. Ia
pan will 80 staggering along for cen
turtles to come. taxing generations upon
generations To pay for the folly of war.
II seems as if the human rae" is dos
tined To never learn the folly of war.
if wars could he fought without ere
a,ing foreign bonded debts. they wo,lid
not be the curse they are to-day. In
most eases wars ar" provoked 10y the
money loalerS for no other purpose
than to create bonded debts. \ few
years ago Japan began to break away
from the so-calltd habits and beliefs
of harbiri:lnS. and to court the ways
was Il follower Of China she could not
borrow money. bu, the moment she he
gan to become civilized she embraced
the uSuIy idea. ard the borrowing of
nnnpy hpca,A" 1T once IN easy matter.
The building uf big War-Ships was
begun. War-Shins are supposed to he
evidence of civilization. The people
permit themselves to l." taxed t. bald
ana equip these engines of death hut
if they should do such :. thing as using
the money tn build municipal improve
meats in the SllHp" of electric lighting
plants and water works. they would Il,
one" he uoo!-paohcd out of the com
munity
If some wise man should saw 70 them
"CcaSc throwing away yoil. nioucy c,,
w:lr->hi;}S AMI put II into Government
railroads.. the agents of plytorr:3cr
woul:. begin ia "hollcr. pr,,rnalienl
VIII the world ever wake up to tie
folly of Denver Read
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22
Study Over This.

Why thr working people, people VIII"
work with their hands. canno, see that
they pay for the palaces the costly fur
n!ture. the elegant turnouts. the fine
dresses. the great hanuuetS and balls.
i one Of the funny things in this age
"f universal reading. Suppose all who
labor with their hands would cmislatr
10 >olne unoccupira country ana "a to
working for themselves. would all tile
riches of these great people raise any
thi;i% To eat or wear: Don't You see the
means ih":' have employed 10 make
You slaves: Why do Eou work and give
them anything: Why don, You keep
all you make: They have .o, into their
possession ali the lands houses, rail
roads. shops and money. and to use
these things that You with Your labor
have created they make You give
up all you make except just enough
10 keep YOU from starving. SD You can
produce mere children to be slaves 10
their children. You can live without
them. but they cannot live without
YOU. Study over this and get it
through your skull and see if it isn't
true. They want You To believe il
isn't. hut you think for yourself if
YOU want tn be anything but II slave
viii" lah"rS under the drlusinn that
he is Il freeman.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

To-day, as you sit at your Thanksgiving
And smile on the turkey. done brown.
Just pause ere you eat-i, won't hurt you
the least
And imagine yourself "on the town"
there peers
Some fellow Who's >tarvin. for bread.
Just think how 'twould scatter his half
frozen tears
To be asked in and ,iecently FED.
or Course he is ragged and looks rather
slough"
What matter? He's hungry that's plain.
Your table IS grooming with more than
enough:
.. don. let his pleading be vain,
Inst look ut those features: he's clever.
no doubt,
Perhaps. TOO, free hearted and kind
He's sheltered his frendS-been in turn
crowded ont.
And to sorrowfu F,,e has resigned.
Don't think that he envie, your 6amask
and plate.
Or IS planning for plumber and pe;t
The vision just holds him Gu: there at the
gate;
For mes hungrier, man. than yourself:
He thinks the white plumes OF the celery
there
Are waving him welcome and when
he Gli>tcniug steel meets the turkey so
fair
1t reminds him OF old times again
Perhaps at a bile as dainty yours.
Eacn guest an agreeable friend.
tie once to a gohbier made bland overturcI
And its texture was pleased to commend
Perhaps he dispensed with the grace OF
king
The vintage OF France and the Rhine.
And repent he'd each plate with Il ~drum-
slick' or wing
As their preference each guest might de-
fine.
Perhaps If you noticed him closely. you'd
a some; hing familiar you knew;
rerhaps--lO, king closer. you'd find him to
Some body who used to know you.
Perhaps-welL it's hard to describe, but
LerhalS
He would make your Thanksgiving seem
Just watch and you'll End ono OF these
hungry chaps
Who will show YOU how thankful to feel,
--Geor-e +. Boaen.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

as its weight varies from six to ten
pounds. 1t is usually dished with
oyste. sauce. TO make oyster sauce
save all the juice in opening the
oysters: cul Off the boards ana put
them to boil in the Ii ,uor with bit
of nice and lemon peel: put the oysters
into cold water and drain them: stra N
the liquor: add to it the oysters just
aimed from the cold water. with a
lump of butter ,ubbed in little flour
and enough milk to make the amount
of sauce required. Put on the fire and
lei it boil a few moments, stirring con-
stantly. Serve at once. A little
squeel of lemon is an Improvement
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22
BANKERS Ready Advice.

The bankers are telling the people to
b" patient. things will adjust them
selves and good times return. How
long do they expect men who depend
on daily toll for bread to live without
means! Would these bankers like to
80 to bare homes with starvation
staring tho family in the face and br
ron'rnteh: To the men who have
plenty this advice is very nice. but con
;entnlcnt is impossible to those in
want. who have been robbed 10y eXtor-
ton on every article of life that the
monODnliStS may Surfeit. TO those
who feast the hopeful outlook" may
III. bright. but to the enforced idle the
future is' dark and gloomy. Fine
words butter no larsnpS."
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

"Than's 81 ing Day" in 1922 second
wa, celebrate !. and a third held
in los. The Dutch in ,he New Meth
erlands had sl,ch days. i, Ii I. Ib+:',
loo and lj6s: ana the English hcli
two in New York ity. in 40 and
100. There we { thanksgiving days
at variou~ times during our revolution.
Congress appointing them. and wien
the American prale' book was pre-
pareI provision VS. m sde tor 4 yea "
thanksgi g day on the fl st Thu s.
Y III November, unless the civil au-
thorlty should appoinc some 9th I'd V.
Thank giving Day va, Ike It by state
autnori Y IN New Engla 1d. and By the
Episcopalian church in other parts of
the country, TN i l'h+. when President
Lincoln, the suggesti n of Mrs.
Sarah J. Hale, proclaimed a national
day Of Thanksgiving. Sine then We
have ha,s such d day every yea Can:
ada has :dopted the custom, the third
0 fourth Thursday of November being
taken
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22
DOLLARS AND CENTS.
ten hing.

Thanksgiving day-a poor day to be
travelling Nevertheless, the Chicago
express speeding toward t,lmira, r.
", has on board John Do Long OF Chi
CagO. Time. j ~ p. III. Jack is feel
ing down en- his luck. Called homo by
an urgent telegram in the midst OF the
Thanks giving vacation OF his senior
year, he has missed a Thanksgiving
dinner with jolly party Of his college,
mates. TO say nothing of broken en-
gagement sor the german with the
pre;tiest girl in Hinghamton. When
he pays the parlor-car CONDUCTOR -
cents tor !, seat to Hornellsville and
engages Il berth in tho sleeper TO be
put or at that station he makes the
discovery tina he has but 70. l. current
coin of tho realm in addition to his
ticket To Chicago. This does not add
cheerfulness to his frame of mind
His gloomy meditation is br ken by
the arrival Of tina train at tlmira On
the station platform, in response to
his telegram, are two Sentleme1l--Mr.
Richard bbin, and Mir. Alfred jam
eson-classmates and residents of Ell
mira. Jack jumps OF, AID an ANNA: ed
conversation follows. At this juncture
q group appears upon the station plat
form-twO young lies. All elderly
la1i, and Il lU-year-otd girl
ack-"Boys, who's the young lady
in the ulster: I've seen her some
where?'
D,cS~"Miss Dodge: you met her here
last winter N our german Don't
know the one in sealskin
The Young lady in the ;'ls;er bows to
Jacks friends. The girl in sea skin
enters the rarlor car. opens the win
dow and converse, with her friends.
Whispered chorus Cat you intro
du q me. BOYS Don't know the girl. y
Haven't the nerve: 10 K at the G on
the elderly party.
Jack interrupt II = the conversation
going on through the window. and
making mo I profound bow to Miss
Do e --"Pard II ire. Miss Dodge. All
um yoa remember me-Nlr. lie Long
of Chicago +"
Miss lodges fac, reveals the fact
that she doesn't. bit she murlnurs
something politely indefinite.
Il see you have a friead-were IN
the same car ali um-won.t YOU be
K nd en- ugh to intr duce me-"
At this critical point the c. nductor
shouts ~All aboard
Hiss Dodga--"W Why. certainly. Ee-
lighted, I'm sure Isabel. Let M. in
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22
as bill Jack said: Isabel Raymond,

s bill Jack said: Isabel Raymond,
did YOU ever see that before
~Ies-nO: | don't know"
"les you Go. Read whats written
right I'm Ter your name in this letter. s"
Isab-l reading II here by dedic ate
this filthy lucre to a dinner for one, 10
be eaten at Marshall Mich. the one
to b. John De Long and Isabel De
Lony. hi, wife. ID. ""
All. Jack, you won my heart that
stingy enough to leave out that dear
little girl -
Wouldn't I: There won't be any
little +. around that trio to -'
Hush, you wretch"
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22
An Illustration 81 Debt.

Brown loans JulieS SlnN'1. IiDme-
jlia,ely Jones begins 10 work and
Brown begins to fsiiten. .Ion"- work : j.,
Gracious. how he does work. But
Brown don't. If Jones ever is so for
tunatp as t" get that amount again he
pays it back. Browns, income stops:
he must use his capital or go 10 work
Money does nut grow. II never in
crea>"S. 1t is only work thai produces
So you see Browns money begins to
sir!n!. unless Brown goes Ia work 1t
was not Browns money that made
aryt!iiIl. for .Iones-uot = cent. Ii
WAS the condition in which il placed
Jones IL - 10 work. Therefore. Jones
Shoniu rot have paid for the privilege
Of becoming Il producer. Interest is a
crime. Ii takes FROM TIE worker and
gives /" the isilor. II .ines industry
and rewards Incidence. II takes froDi
the poor and gives tn the rich It
clIai:.S genius and gives wings 10 i-no-
rance. II IS condemned by the Bible
ana ri philosophers. and no follower
o! Christ can receive il.
No blister draws <l.arpes. shan dos
the interest. tf all industries none IS
comparable ~ that interest l. works
al! day ANA ail night. IL fair weather
and IL foul. Il has ms sount. in its
footsteps but travels fast II gnav$
At m.n's substance with invisible
teeth. 1t BINDS industry with its film.
as 4 fy is bound N Il spiders web.
Debts roll u s.3aa oyei: and over, bind
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

But saince Ise turn'd i'm loose
I.c Xettin' mo- abuse
FO' de way he's Spite in gyardens IS SUI
prism;
He's all do time or steerin' roun,
En- mostly intahfcrin.
he keeps dc nei,hbohs chasin' aud or
shO lin:
Last washday while lie scrubbin'
En- while Lucindy's rubin
He done stole roun' en- Drunk up all e:
blum.
Hi wish you'd take i'm o. NAH hand
I" humor'd i'm 50 much.
Hi KANT eszackly seem tor tecI secuah;
FL yo' want de fines iibbn.
An err feas: TO w. tn nksyibhin'.
YO'li find he's CIR blue bloodel fowl TO
Shurh
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

\ Chicago corporation lawyer pro
poses =; plan to stop railroad strikes.
In brief. his plan is to make every en-
Sineer. fireman. brakeman and others
engaged in the running department.
get Il license from the Government be-
fore being allowed To work. Good idea!
But the Denver Road suggests that
general managers he forced also To
take out Il license. While about it. let
the Government own the roads and OBJ
crate them without profit. Great year
for corporation smart aleckS to solve
questions. In solving them most Of
them give themselves away.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22


Nashville weaverS have struck
immigrants are going South.
Europe has ~ sol brewpries
Trenton peters will hold Il fair
Savannah lOngShorcmcn struck.
Vanderbilt has Il S15.(NU piano.
Cincinnati has 100 union BARRIERS
Topeka Switchmcn have organized.
England has Chinese house servants.
Australia uses American aX handles
Louisville has Il terpsichorean union.
There are 6NW union longshoremen.
New York Hebrew hatters organized.
Nashville Times printers won u strike.
Cincinnati horSrshoers work ten
hours.
New York has Il Hebrew bakers
union.
Frisco seanen won advances In
wages.
Des Moines unions held mass meet
ing.
Nashville colnrcd teachers are organ
lied.
Cincinnati carpenters get from 81 to
So Il day.
Cincinnati gasiitters get from s., to
81 Il day.
Connecticut jewelers. have a State as
ISOLATION.
Tacoma Union is run on the co-opcra-
tive plan.
New York suspcnsler-makers are re-
organizing.
Savannah has negro lonssho,y-
mems union.
Cleveland bakers run an employment
bureau.
st. Louis women slloeworkers have
formed Il union.
American hallway Union is gaining.
ground ia the East.
The Sicilian authorities are :lilotting
land To laborers.
Nickel barber shops gre multiplying
at Kansas City.
International cig:rmakers have q
surplus of $45o.Wo
Thirty per cent. of the union molders
Of Cleveland. Ohio. are idle.
Detroit hackmen have forced the
bu>owners Ia take out licenses.
The Merchants Association of San
Francisco will enter politics
Brooklyn ci-arnlakers say union men
are not sslying union cigars.
New Hampshire central labor unioi.s
have formed Il State association.
Providence. Il. L.. may offer nanufaS-
rurers Inducements To locate there.
Portland Ure.i miners struck foS the
reinstatement OF i union lan,
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

En- stuffed i'm wild er nuf
Oh de very pest Oh stuff.
But hit pears de fines fodder wouIdn'
fetch i'm.
Er side oh libbin' In dc coop
lie gobbled all night long.
En- locked down ON nah older fowls wild
scornin'.
He woke up all nah cocks.
En- all NAH Plymouth X ,cks
Commenced ter crow eli KEEP hit up till
mohnin.
Oh coso haid ter let i'm out,
De neiy hbors all cOmp,afn'd
Ms OBJ 'em said dej'd shO'ly feed i'm
pi,eh
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1894-11-22

How the Day Is Observed in Out -of-the
way !sces.
Half of the observers of Thanksgiv-
ing day do not know how the Otner
half spend that fine old Puritan festi-
val.
IN the plains of Montana and Wyom-
ing the COW boys supplement their
Thanksgiving dinner with the grand.
mysterious mince pie. so dear to the
traditions Of the day. 1t is the chef
du'uvre Of the prairie cook ard the
boys drop their lassos and revolvcrs to
watch the operation with breatElle.s
awe and expectancy.
Another picture incidentally illus
trate, the peiils of gossip. particularly
in case where vigila.c zee is the price
of tie dinner: and the fattened goose
mysteriously vanishes. stu .ny IL. d all
The women folk will. no doubt. do up
the affairs of their neigh bors 10 their
while. empty is the oven, goose is
gone
Truly. this festival of the last Thurs
dav in November ought to be univer-
sai-there are SO m my general as we'll
"a Individual reason, for giving
thanks. We can be thankful that the
elections are Ovcr-that Christmas is
coming-that the beginning of frost
is the end of yellow tcver-the people
have settled, at least dropped the
question is marriage a failure And
un!ort nate indeed is he that cannot
at least all ack upon the stoical old
maxim and be Thankful that things
are 10 worse than they are
60. the Old Wom: II Az,
Mother. are You going to have tur-
key L Thanksg wing:
"Wh :, of curse 1t wouldn't be
Thank giving with cut turkey. john -"
It's a good thing, then, that there's
turkeys. hahn it,"
"Why?"
Cause if there was no turkeys
there wouldn't be no Thanksgiving.
sob. yes. there woald.
Why you i. said yerself that it
wouldn't be no Thanksgiving without
turkey.
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that coal. Texas Siftings.
Neither Can Whales.
Seals cannot live in fresh water.