New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-12
The TALK Of THE Day.

An inquirer Is Informed that President Harper or
the University OF Chicago. viii furnish all desired
inform ton IN regard TO the American Institute OF
Sacred Literature.
otneVrs Ethel marTsd , h, yGSnE wit. i'Ta
was going 10 raise her TO a higher hfe
i.ottie-Yes. they are living in an attic now
Bonneville Journal
A southern California editor is being boycotied
by some OF his readers because he publishes the
mean temperature OF the town.
Policeman to whseIn,an. VINO is riding on the sis
path See here. young man. You can't ride there
Cant IN Wei, y you Iuss ~1'c Whitman ~
OF the go successful candidates for the degree Of
b. A. from the London University eighty-one were
The Elusive Trust Presdent-The Trust Nag
mates Secretary-Here's man at the doSF' 81.
who wants 70 know whether your e9mpan{ naS c M
templating an investment.
The Trust Magnate-Certainly We control the mar
The Trust Magnate's secretary Blu, ne may BE-
an inves ;gatins agent from Congress -
RE Trus. Magnate-rnen tel hin tha' the stoly
about orr controlling the market IS s.anderols
observation-disclosures Record.
vibrating helmet for the cure Of nervous bead
aches has been invented by a French physician.
Il IL constructed OF strips OF steel put IN VIBRATOR
by A small elec,ro-motor which makes so turns
not unpleasant produces drowsness; the patent
falls asleep under It's influence and d~akes 10
find that the pain mas ceases.
\ nina-penny shnplaster. bearing date OF April.
IN specimen OF PROBABLY the oltes; nitei S.a s
money IN existsnee' was l"u' 20, ~ nv uaoker,
Of Barlow. Fla. The bill WAS printed by Jonn p9 w
lap. of Philadelpha emo haI pIin,S9 on i Tns
TimesStar.
In the cemetery at Barnstabie. Mass. is the iol.
lowing inscription. Here Lyeth Inferred ye ooiy o'
Mrs Hope Chapman ye wife Of E.der Johh INV
man. aged Is years. who changed this life 'or
beer ye OF January, los.
sympathy.-"My lord" said overworked nars, Sn
TO his bishop, Il have not had holiday FOR h'e
Il am very, sorry for your eS r,s re-
piled his ,ordship with a sml,e.-(Iid-b!ts'
New Mexico ranks eighth in its output OF sl'er'
and seventh In It's output OF gold
4 teacher in an uptown school recently gave n ss
Roman numerals from / TO Il In about three
minutes OF the boys held up his hanh si sWby
InSn r,a said The teacher "you are real smart
None OF the other scholars are nall lone Now, '
rr r elee replied II copied them from the clock
on the wan UP there."-Phadelphi Record
One Of the most fashionable churches now In
Paris Is the Russian Church In the Rue baru' ~
where else is the sentiment of loyalty and royaV
most every day. the Paris press announces memo
rial services which are to be held there while INC
same papers do attach much importance "
the services held in the great French catheur"' u
Noire Dame.
scence.-"Father," said little Danny Gros irs;
why dooze they have the eiec'r'e-is"' "'
"Oi am soorprsed at your ignorance. sara M,;
Groean in answer '"Ihey 90 pe c9'e eiirnJian,n,ls
the light cannot lake CUT d u'h
Journal
According to stewart Culin. the curator % Wv
Museum Of Archaeology OF the University or PENN
sylyanla football originated with those oeshhe'
OF everything the Chinese. Mr.. Cuin Is making a"
exhaustive study OF games. ancient ana moue'
ana has A curious and ancient drawing showns
a personase in the dress of a Prime Minister pay
ing football with a Kuge. or noble ana Two -
their ch,mberlains The time Is somewhere III p'e
tenth or eleventh century. but long before wv"
Pho game was cultivated as exercise su'ao'e ~
the training OF soldiers. About the eighth ee"'',.
II was introduced into Japan. where II oe'a'", ..
ponnlar From these two countries II spreau o'e'
the entire world.
No Wonder-Ayres tat the theatrel.Mnny, ,un5erful
the audience pay any attention 10 inns Ran AT
actor? They're looking more az the poNV' ~
him. -, xo,h,u team OF
Coward University is in the boxes. -'C'e"so
ord.
Six sets OF trplets have been born III '"''''
County Kentucky, within week
80" said Mr.. Donesan. they've been dRssd yii
the funeral notices e man s had been wan
people that believes VERIFYING IN the "e"'S
-CTit-Bits.