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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-11-11
DANGEROUS RULES OF ETIQUETTE
Treating in New Mexico is Fraught
With Many Difficulties.

The man from New Mexico and his
friend stood against the bar in one of
the palatial saloons of Chicago. The
dispenser put out four glasses.
"Where's your beeswax?" asked the
New Mexico visitor.
I'm not on" responded the dispenser.
"Never tend bar in New Mexico?''
The dispenser said ne had never. had
the pleasure.
Pleasure nothing. 'Tain't no pleas
ure, I'm tellin' you. It's much as a
mans life is worth. But 1 see you
don't savoy about the beeswax- Well,
III tell you how they drink in New
Mexico. There's only one thing to
drink, that's whisky-liquor. see? The
bartender sets up one glass. He ain
got no whole lot Of glasses like you.
He just sets up one big glass. Then he
] takes out his beeswax, and he marks
the glass for as many drinks as there
are drinkers in the party. Say there's
three. He puts two beeswax marks on
the glass about so far apart. Then he
fills the glass with liquor to the rim
of the glass. The first man in the
party drinks down to the first beeswaX
mark, and then he passes the glass to
the next man, and he drinks down to
the second beesWaX mark, and the third
man drinks to the bottom of the glass.
1t amt safe for a man TO go below his
beeswax mark. A man in New Mexico
who'd do that wouldn't live long enough
to send his wife a dyin' request. a
| New Mexico man might rob stage
coach, but he wouldn't drink below his
beeswax mark. Got any water?"
| ooh, yes. Plenty of water
| "Well, set 'er up. And if there's any
thing extry for il I'll pay the cost. Say,
this is the all firedest town was ever
in. The idea of setting up four glasses
for two men TO drink outen. / reckon
there amt another town on earth where
such stravagance is seed. "-Chicag go
Herald.
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Sermons By Leading Mormon FL
ders.
Religious Miscellany.
The Church at Home.
The Church Abroad.
The ChiIdren's Page.
Editorial Notes and Comments,
The Farm, Garden and Orchard.
The Dairy and Creamery.
horticulture, Stock-Growing, Bee
Culture, Poultry Raising.
Domestic Economy, Etc.
Correspondence From Missionaries
all over the World.
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PHILADELPHIA AS CAPITAL.
When the Republic Was Young Life
In This City Was Delightful.

Henry LOOMS in Harper's Magazine. ]
Life in Philadelphia during these
ten years-from 1890 to 1S0O-must have
been as delightful as provincial life
can ever be to those who are bred in
capitals. There was a little gloss of
finish. and there was the beauty of the
American women, which led to certain
international marriages, but there was
the eternal monotony of new and
small society. Outside of this tempo
rary capital, in the woods where the
people were beginning to build an en-
pire, was to be found that real life of
the new experiment. Civilization had
pitched it's tent there, but while the
future glowed with hope for the coun-
try and for humanity, the present was
crude and uncomfortable. The few
Europeans who saw the hopelessness
of the experiment were men of broad
and philosophic minds. Most Of those
who came hither on business or for
pleasure complained only of the bar
barism of the backwoods.
The representatives of foreign coun-
tries who were forced to dwell at the
seat of government found life almost
unbearable. It was of Turreau, whom
Napoleon sent as minister to the
United States in 1904, that Mr.. Henry
Adams was writing when he said:
~
lister in America was not agreeable.
The mere difference in habits, man.
ners, amusements and the want of a
thousand luXuries and pleasures such
as made Paris dear to every French
man rendered Washington a place of
exile. Perhaps nothing but fear of the
guillotine could have Teconciled even
Republican Frenchmen to staying in
a country where, in the words of Tai
leyrand, there was no Frenchman who
did not feel himself a stranger"
But what did Jefferson or Madison
care for Turreau-Terreau of whom
Dolly Madison wrote, 81 have heard
sad things of Turreau-that he whips
his wife and abuses her dreadfully;;''
the wife who was servant in his Jail
who rubbed out the red mark on his
door placed there as a guide to the
guillotiners and whom he married be-
cause she had thus saved his life?
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HE WAS SHOCKED.
Rochester Post-Express.

1t is truly a-maizing thing. this Eu-
ropean indifference to corn. The people
eat some such queer things over there
that one would think that corn would
seem a mighty blessing. In the course
of two long Journeys over various parts
of Europe we have never but once
found the cereal, and that was at a
hotel almost entirely patronized by
Americans. and kept by man who
had lived in America or in Paris. we
were talking of corn to an Englishman
this summer. Said he: And do you
really eat it in the states?' Why.
yes I'VE only feed it to animals,
"Well then you treat your animals bet
ter than yourselves" He paused for
minute. Then-'"Tell me-" said ne, IN
what way do you eat it - 'On the
ear" '@The ear! Oh, fancy. How
stranger And ne looked quite shockedh
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so delightful as to have great audience
before me and to feel that L can play
on them as one plays on fddle[to
them cry to thrill them, to frighte4
them-in short, to do with them what
will. That is the sweetest triumph a
man can have. 1t is the greatest Joy,
the finest mental exhilaration in the
world
Mr.. Murray brought his explanations to
a close with a story. when W. . Gil
bert" said he, ''was invited by Beer
bohm Tree to see his Hamlet Tree sent
on to Gilbert's private box and asked
him to meet him after the performance.
terra ton D Tree asked None in the world
my dear boy says Gilbert: except in the
advertisement You might head that
Fun Without Vulgarity." Now, l am
not here to play in Hamlet out tnat Is
motto -
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SIMPLE EXPLANATION OF GRIP. !

Medical writer's make it clear why
grip is so fatal. They tell of hemor-
magic and pyaemic results, with puru-
lent and gangrenous Inflammation of the
lung tissues and frequent metastasis to
other organs. One case of hemorrhageS
and hengatomas in the muscular tissue,
neutrality-suspicious. bleedings and bleed
ings by diapedesis, pachymeningitis
hernorrhagica interna, is mentioned. In
many cases there is hyperaemia of the
pia also meningeal inflitration and sup
curative meningitis and hemorrhage in
to the lateral ventricle and very fire.
quently Iobar pneumonia.-St. Louis
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SEVERE ON THE PROFESSION.
TFrom the Chicago Tribune.l

From the CHICdSU ITIUUH..I
The sick tragedian lay on his couch.
staring with widely-opeled eyes into
vacancy.
The doctor who had been summoned
first had Just arrived. and while he
was removing his gloves the. second
doctor came into the room.
HE mntters," said the first His
mind wanders."
t'N-no, / think not" replied the at
tendant, bending over the patient. He
spoke quite slowly and distinctly"
What did he say?" inquired the sec
ond
He said, One. woe doth tread upon
another's heel, SO fast they foDaw"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1894-11-11
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
AoU MAY CALL A MAN AN ASS IN
AT LEAST THREE WAYS.

specimens of Greek Wit That Have
Come Down to Us-Czar Nicholas
and His Famous Reply to the Con-
deInncd Prisoner ReHeff-Hcnry,
Wills Love of Humor-GOOd-Nat-
ured Henry ~, of France-Jests
for which the Donkey Is Re-
spousibIe.
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CHRONOLOGY.

Tourist-You must have lived good
many years, my friend?
Hodge-Yes, yew're roit there, sir
ever since OF were little lad.-Pall
Mall Budget
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SELDOM NEEDED.

IFrom the Somerville (Mass.) Journal
A man can be excused even for in
terrupting the general conversation, if
only he wants to say a kind thing
about somebody who isn't there.
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Latter-day Saint and valuable to
every farmer and in every home in
the mountains.
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HOW INCOMES GO.
The Average Cost of Living in n
Large City.
[From the Philadelphia Press.

FROM the Philadelphia Press.
Humanity, according to Sydney Smith,
may be divided into two classes: those
who live upon their income and those
who live upon other peoples incomes. The
latter. according to the same philosopher
fare best. The former, however, may find
consolation in the fact that they are the
most important. You can do without the
man who lives upon you, but the man
who lives upon you cannot do without
you.
Thus it is that the income makes the
man. To know that a man has S., 00C
a year is to have almost his life story
Say that a man has $1,000 and you have as
good as expressed an opinion about him
Men, indeed, may be divided into these
great classes; those with $1,000 a year
those with $1,000, those with $1,000 and
those with $1,000. There are marked social
differences among them. They almost
constitute distinct castles. To a man with
of his income would be like sending him
off into a foreign country. To be sure
there are men whose annual incomes eX.
coed several times 5000, but they are
largely above the conditions of self-de-
pendence.
HEAVIEST EXPENSES.
Rent. food and clothing are the heavy
items in most expenditure accounts that
are betrayed out of a modest income. In
a city like New York they are heaviest
of ali. and too frequently leave no margin
a tenth of ones income too frequently
forget that the very continuance of ones
income is itself an item of expenditure
a man must often live up to his income
to insure its permanence. For instance
a man pay earn $500 year, but if he
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We now arrive at the final element mt
What can man save! Every New
yorker will answer that question unani-
mously and without f hssta at bis ne Nerg
does we'll. Indeed, he who, manages to
live within it not infrequently reTels IN "a q
to life in New York is the nffess tSn for
frittering away money in lttle thlngs;;
The The veteran New Yorker takes wicked IKE
delight in the plans of newcomers SSs ed + Who
They know such resolutions cannot De
kent Fully four-ffths of the population
nf our great city lives from hand TO
mouth. It lives we'll certainly but liri al
T. sum up s sg6d d man it Tt9 s sfGG 70
yea yea. I naiehborbood. On $1,000 he can
do well in coy fat and save $500 o. With Nth
"a 900 he can have a house OF ms own DIV,
across the river and put by $500: The l
5000 family man is apt to pc eXer extra ~,
gsnt. With house in town ne may by
economizing, save $500 and E live nre well S1l;,a,v
the worst off. They fritter away all they
make and either marry or die; we'll Mhey c fhe
tainly do not make out as Wen as the
men who marry.
The morning news., 1894-06-13
DIxIE'S RAILROADS.
The Southern Association in Session
at New ork.


New York, June I2.-Behind closed
doors, the executive committee of the
Southern Railway and Steamship Associ-
alton held its first meeting to-day at the
Waldorf. This is preliminary TO the an
nual convention, which begins at the
same place tomorrow. The association
is composed of all the railroad and steam
snip lines operating south of the
Potomac river and east of the Missis-
slppl, and for long time rate cutting has
been so pronounced as to threaten the
very existence Of the association. Almost
all the railroad and steamship companies
doing business in the section belong to
the association. 1t was "A o'clock when
Commissioner Stahlman called the meet
ing TO order. There was a full attend
ance, and the members went at once into
executive session.
sTAHLMAN DEFENDS HIMSELF.
After tedious discussion of rates and
forms OF contracts. and the Offering of
numerous resolutions, the meeting sud
denly assumed much livelier aspect,
when the chairman rose to respond to
criticisms upon various of his actions
as commissioner of the association.
He read a lengthy resolution call
ing for statement of the financial
situation and he grew quite ex-
SAOCu do AS went Oh 10 explain Ll6
purpose of his remarks. He said that
previous TO his appointment as commits
sioner hundreds of thousands of dollars
belonging to the association had laid in
the banks and the treasury vaults with
out drawing single penny of interest
Now the income from this source alone
was many thousands of dollars annually
Concluding, Mr.. Stahlman said that in
stead OF criticism he believed that he de-
served only commentator from the
members of the association. He had lost
thousands of dollars of his own by fail
ures of banks, but had preserved the as
soclations money intact. A long discus
sion followed his words
Late this afternoon the legislative board
adjourned to meet again at II
O'Clock tomorrow morning. So
far as the restoration of rates and the
establishing of harmony are concerned,
the days deliberations and discussions
had no result The only real business
transacted was of a routine character in
connection with the association.
The morning news., 1894-06-13
CAIRO LOCALS.
Congressman Russells Friends Boom
ing Him-Rain Badly Needed.

ing Him-Rain Badly Needed.
Cairo, Ca, June IA Ben f. Russell
Club was organized here yesterday after
noon with an enrolment of sixty-seven
names. The democrats of this district
are almost unanimous in their support of
MIR. Russell, His opponents have not
even fighting chance.
Gen. Evans friends at Camilla have Sc
cured the services of the Cairo cornet
band for next Friday, at which time the
general speaks in Camilla.
it is very dry in this section. Corn is
beginning to suffer badly and unless we
have rain by Sunday the melon crop will
be almost an entire failure. Cotton is
still doing well and crops generally are in
better condition than for several years
past. There will be about half crop
of LIE Conte pears, and they are about
ten days late. There will be but little
fruit except pears.
The little l2-year old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. }. W. Maxwell, of this place, died
last night.
The Rev. DIR. Barness, of Kentucky, is
delivering a series of lectures in our town.
Rev. j. X. Battle is also conducting a
series of services at the Baptist church
in this place, which has awakened con-
siderable uinterest. Several accessions
have been made to the church
The morning news., 1894-06-13
PUT OUT OF HIS PULPIT.
A Presiding Elder Objects 10 a
Preacher Running a Paper.

The Editor of the Rome Evening News
Suspended From His Pastoral Du-
ties On the Ground That He Is TAX
ing a Hand in Politics-Claims That
He Has as Much Right to Run a
Paper as Gen. Evans Has to Run
For Governor
Chattanooga, Tenn, June IA sensa-
tional case of church discipline has devel-
oped at Rome, Ga. Rev. William Muir
dock, who was at the last session of the
North Georgia conference of the MethO-
dist Episcopal Church south, appointed to
East Roma a small church in the suburbs
of Rome, recently assumed editorial man
agement of the Evening News of that
place. The paper is a secular daily pa
per, and takes a hand in the politics of
the day.
Presiding Elder Pierce, brother of the
deceased bishop of that name, has re-
moved Rev Murdock from his church
and suspended him from the ministry
until the meeting Of his conference in De-
cember. The ground of that action was
that a preacher should not engage in
other than church work, and es-
pecially should he steer clear of
politics 1t brings up again the same is
sues involved in the dispute between
Bishop Hargrove and DIR. d. c. Kelley,
of the Tennessee conference, which re-
ceived so much attention at the recent
general conference at Memphis. Presid-
ing Elder Pierce appointed as Editor
Nurdock's successor local preacher who
is farmer.
MURDoCK's ARGUMENTS.
Rev. Murdoch contends that the church
is not dealing fairly with its ministry.
He says that Gen. Evans, who is a mem
Der of the North Georgia conference, is
running for governor, and that any num-
Der are teaching school in addition to
preaching. He holds that editing a
paper is as respectable and honor
able as running for governor, teach
ing school or farming, and that
it is not incompatible with the highest
duties of a minister. His church did not
pay him living and he was advised by
his stewards to supplement his salary by
editorial works. He will carry his case
TO the conference which meets in Decem-
ber, when he will make strong plea for
the Christian editor
The morning news., 1894-06-13
VICTIM OF A BULLET.
a Small Boy Shot as the Result of
Quarrel.

Pearson, Ca, June 12.-Another shoot
ing has just occurred about seven miles
from this place, in which a boy 10 years
old was dangerously wounded by his
uncle. AS near as your correspondent
could learn, the facts were as follows:
II appears that jim Davis was in need of
some help on his farm Saturday, and
labor being scarce, he went TO his
mothers house and got her and some of
the children to do some cOtton-chopping
for him, while he was engaged with some
other farm work. Having occasion to 90
to the field where they were at work. he
told them he thought they were leaving
too thin a stand, which angered them,
and, as soon as he left, they commenced
chopping it all up. Davis soon discovered
this, and ordered them off, and being in
censed at the treatment his cotton had
received, determined TO see his half
brother about it who lived at his mothers
The cotton eXterminating episode caused
some feeling between these brothers, and
when Davis found his half brother, he
was blowing his corn field. Davis, as he
came up, said to his brother that he had
come to give him a good whip
ping, to which his brother re
piled by inviting him to get
over the fence and do it quickly, as he was
busy and couldn't lose much time over it.
Davis then cursed him and said he would
shoot his brains out, and drew mis- pistol
and leveled it on him. AT this juncture a
small boy, 10 years Odd, and the son of his
brother, who was standing near, picked
up small pine knot and threw it at Da-
Wis, striking the fence in front of him.
Davis Immediately turned his pistol on
the boy and shot him, then walked away.
The ball went through the boys left
thigh. grazing an artery. Dr. Corbett is
NJ nd ho
if the wound is kept properly dressed.
There were no arrests.
The morning news., 1894-06-13
Live Oak Topics.

Live Oak Fla, June l2.-Cards are out
for the wedding of Mr.. S. J. White and
Miss Addie Phillips. Mr.. White is a
leading merchant, and Miss Phillips is the
oldest daughter of Rev. j. Phillips pre-
siding elder of this district.
Charles n. Hildreth of this place, and
Miss Abbie Williams. of Welborn, are to
be married this evening at Welhorn.
The material is on the ground for the
erection of the residence OF MIR. II. f.,
Dexter; also b. w. Hewenston' s residence
IS IN the course Of erection Both will be
q credit TO the place.
The morning news., 1894-06-13
COMPROMISED OUT OF COURT.
The Sullivan Timber Company Litiga.
tion Ended.

Pensacola, Fla, June 12-Several suits
in the United States and state courts, in
this city and Mobile, involving over $780,
600, between M. H. Sullivan and the Sui
livan Timber Company, of this city and
Mobile, were settled to-day by a com
promise. BY the terms of the set
tlement Nj. H. Sullivan conveyed
all his stock in the Sullivan lin
ber Company, amounting to $50, 600,
to the company and paid them $4,000
cash. The company released all claims
against M. II. Sullivan, and conveyed to
him all its mills at Wallace, Sullivan and
Pineburg, Ala, its twenty-six miles of
railroad, all its dickies, lands and prop
erty owned by it east of the Alabama
river on Nov. 8, 1892. Each,party plaintiff
has dismissed all suits brought against
said plaintiff.
The morning news., 1894-06-13
SOPHOMORE DAY AT EMORY.
The College Winding Up the Years
Work.

Oxford, Ga, June 12.-The sophomore
exercises of Emory commencement were
enjoyed by a large and appreciative au-
dience Monday morning. The speaking
was excellent and each gentleman who
made his appearance on the stage may be
well proud of his position. After the
destinations were finished the Judges
made their decision in regard to the
medal. Among the orators of the day
Joseph Boyd, of Griffin, deserves special
mention. This gentleman has for
the second time won distinc-
tion as an orator. Besides his en-
viable record in the class room. Mr..
Boyd has won laurels on the footba II field
and in the gym" He is by far the best
football player in college and is conceded
by many to be the most popular boy. He
intends entering the junior class at the
university this fall.
Among the young ladies attending com
mencement are the following: Misses
Carrie Haygood, Caro-, Bacon, Glenn,
Emery, Boyinton, of Atlanta; Miss
Rogers, of Macon; Miss Munroe. of
Florida; and Miss Aline Walker, of Mon
roe Ca
The morning news., 1894-06-13
Affairs at Abbeville.

Abbeville, Ca, June 12.-Abbeville is
gradually developing into manufacturing
town. Messrs. Watkins and Miles, of
Ohio, who recently established mill
here for the manufacture of cypress lum-
Der, have determined to add fruit crates
To their other works, which will give en-
ployment 10 an additional force of hands
Another manufacturing company of
Ohio men, following in the wake of Wat
klns q Miles, will soon establish works
here for the manufacture of helves. han
dies, spokes, etc.
Despite the protracted drought now of
four weeks duration, the better of the
farmers report their crops in a healthy
condition, and are hopeful of fair har-
vest. The fruit crop in this section will
be very short one
The morning news., 1894-06-13
The snaldinr Primary

Griffin, Ca, June .12-The executive
committee of Spalding county met yes
terday and arranged preliminaries for
Spalding's primary on june Is. The con
test promises to be warm, both sides
claiming the county. Hard work is
being done on both sides. From
the best information obtainable, Atkin-
son will probably carry the county by
less than % majority.