The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-03-22
PlTH AND POINT.

rs your COOK what You wousd Cali
No 1?'' 81 think from the way the
dishes are going she must be No. IL"
lis it true that Emde is spending
all his time studying medicine?" 81
don't think it can be, for he expects &c
fit himself for doctor. Ocean.
-She-''You say he is unpopular?s
He-"Unpopular? He is SO unpopu-
lar that when he has cold nobody Of
fers him a remedy for it. "-Brooklyn
Life.
rs the bishop a broad man and
liberal in his views?" 30 my, yes.
He's abroad most of the time and in
giving his views he is most prodigaL"
Harlem Life.
As to Salary.-Employer What
salary do you expect?" Applicant-"A
very large one, sir: but if / don't get
it won't quit. You see, 1 used to be
an actor."-Detroit Free Press.
Mrs Noveau Riche-"I want to
give an entertainment. What would
be appropriated" Mrs. Worldly-Wise-
''Well, i can suggest nothing better
than a green tea. Boston Gazette.
John" said Mrs. Growler ''are
You superstitious about the number
thlrteen?" II am. You were my
thirteenth girl, and, by Jove, You
landed mel said John.-Harper's Bazaar.
-"What evidence have you that the
man has been given every opportunity
to escape?" Detectives were placed
on his track as soon as it was discov-
cred that he had broken out of jail
Inter-Ocean.
-Muggins-'I left ticket for the
ball with Jaggers for You. Did you
get it?" Buggins-''No. The ticket
might have been left, and SO was /, but
Jaggers evidently wasn't. "-Philadel
phia Record.
-Blobbs-"Did Funnicus enjoy him
self at the church fair last night?"
Slobb-"Not bit. There were oysters
in the stew, and it was positively pain
full to see his disappointment Phila-
delphia Record.
ITO caught would be much simpler
than to catch" said Hawkins. En-
glish is queer language" Every
likely English is queer" said Dawson,
but to court is not always to catch."-
Harper's Bazaar.
--Mamma-"We are to have COM
pany at tea, and want you to act like
a man" Johnny-''And must / say,
like pa, What in thunder m axes the
pie-crust SO contounded tough? Dos
ton Transcript
Fond Mother-"My boy has very
active mind, don't you think?" Teach
er-"Assuredly. wish you could hear
the dear little fellow talk when he gets
caught at something, and tries to make
me believe that he didn't do it."
Miss Hevviswell asked me to call"
said Cholly, with a delighted grin.
Ibid she?" said the unkind friend.
"She told me yesterday she was going
to be very careful to avoid all pleasures
during Lent."-Washington Star.
-Figg-"J oskins has got a baby
down at his house" Fogg-"Thank
Heaven" Figg-'"Then you are fond
of babies?" Fogg-"No. and ! sup
pose Joskins will bore us to death
talking about the brat; but he'll leave
off Dragging about his dog for awhiler'
Boston Transcript.
Every man has his own vocation.
There is one direction in which all
space is open to him. He has faculties
silently inviting him thither to endless
exertion. He is like ship in river;
he runs against distractions on every
side, but one, on that side all obstruc-
tion is taken away, and he sweeps Sc
renely over a deepening channel into
an infinite sea.-Emerson.
"A Versatile Artist.-Thev were
speaking of an artist who made spe-
cialty of animals and was emlnently
successful at it in financial way.
do you like this work." asked the
young woman. "Yes. but should like
to see him try other subjects occasion
ally" ''Do You think he can draw
anything else?" The commercial in
stinct mastered the artistic in the man
on the instant Certainly" he re.
sponded. He can draw a check that
is simply superb. Detroit Free Press.