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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

humiliating system Of muloting our
finances cease.
The government should not only
make its loans really popular loans. but
it should cease to allow its finance sys-
tenn to be made the football of the gold
spectators. If it were to base it's
monetary system upon silver coin, and
the supply could be controlled, las the
Wall street gamblers now control the
su 5ply Of gold), it would be no better
off than 1t is at present. Until it ex-
ercises the sovereign power of Issuing
national treasury notes, in accordance
with well known sound principles of
international finance, it will always lie
at the mercy Of the men who deal in
gold and silver as In any other c. M
modify, aud whose only interest IS
spectators is to drive the government
into dilemma in order to pr, fit there
by. That is what is now done syste
matically and successfully.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26
MAKING BAY FAST.

Congressman Howard of Alabama
says Cleveland is worth S4.OOO,OOO. 1t
is believed by people closely connected
with Wall street that $6,OOO,OOO would
be nearer right. 1t is certain that his
banker friends in New York knew OF
his intended issues of government
bonds in advance of the treasury Off
cials themselves. or course, New York
6nanciers were not given tips for the
mere sake of doing it.
"He has not speculated in his own
name but has permitted his friends to
do so for him. That is the polite way
the Associated Press has of speaking of
his money making schemes. For a
man who bad no capital when he went
into the white house, President Cleve-
land has made hay at an amazing rate.
No Jeffersonian simplicity, or plain
citizen nonsense about man who will
a fortune of such proper
tions in so short time.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

Printers Ink, the great Advertisers
Guides says in recent issue, "TheSalem
Oregon, CAPITAL JOURNAL is the first
one-cent paper established on thePacifi'
coast and the only one west of th,
Rocky Mountains. Not all the reader
OF a one cent paper belong to a one cen
class Of people, as many busy men pun
chase penny paper because its matte
being more condensed, is more quickl,
read. The newspaper or magazin'
which reduces its subscription price
will not lessen its value as an advertis-
ing medium if the quality of its rei d
ng matter is kept up to the stand ard"
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

Any propositions 10 the legislature b
give Salem permission 10 further IN
crease the bonded Indebtedness Of the
olly 0f Salem must " necessity fall
nat Ia the FIRST place, our city gov.
erumept, with Mayor Catch at IN
head viii be- opposed 10 II aud further.
more this Is 10 be- u distineliyely 10,
publican legislature, elected as opposad
% everything ~ tho sort Il will 0oun.
iepapee 30 such requests.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26
WHERE IS THAT 100000?

The Portland committee of One
Hundred, which has been looking W
the oiIicial defalcalions of Multnomah
county, make the following revelations
10 late report:
"Gentemen: The undersigned begs
leave TO submit to your consideration
the following facts: The committee
appointed last year to investigate
county affairs, finding so much imCom.
potency and extravsgarce,if If not down
right robbery upon the part of some Of
the county officials, waited upon by
District Attorney Hame, desiring him
- issue criminal processes, which he
Il itly refused to do. after trying to put
fl the committee with various excuses,
aud Informing the committee that the
officials were all good men, and that
they were elected by large msjorities,
e'c. The committee, becoming salts
Fl d that he would not properly prose-
cute the officials, determined to engage
the services of Messrs. Whalley, Stra-
han & Pipes in an effort to recover for
the taxpayers nearly 100000 that had
been illegally deposited by the sheriff
in the Oregon National bank and the
Northwest Loan & Trust Company,
which was being illegally retained by
the officials of the said banks.
"Upon the committee pushing the
demands in criminal prosecution,
District Attorney Hume perched upon
his dignity, asserted his rights and
fatty refused to allow Messrs. Whalley,
S.rahan & Pipes to assist in the cases,
with the result (Which was anticipated
by the committed the indictments
were faultily drawn and the parties es-
capped upon technlcality. Since then,
in the civil suit upon the boHd of
Sheriff Kelley,as principal, and Messrs.
George b. Markle and f. b. McFar-
land, a. sureties, the two latter gentle
men having qualified in the sum OF
800 900, the suit was knocked out
upon the weak and faulty complaint
drawn by the district attorney, In
which he named himself as plaintiff,
instead Of Multnomah county.
"rhere may be some persons who
think Mr., Hume Is not competent (the
writer IL not OF that class, and there
may he some people who will at
tribute ais knock out In the civil AZ
we'll as the criminal suits to some ulte-
rioT motive.
zone certainly stares us all fully IN
the face, and that IL that over $500. 900
Of the peoples money Is gone, and no
one Is punished. II seems no law has
been violated, and that nothing can be
done. Are we TO sit idly by and let
that large sum, wrung from the tax
payers, 40 without further effort 10 re-
cover il?"
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26
HoW,S Thisi

We offer One Hundred DOllars re
ward for any case of catarrh that can
not be cured by HalPs Catarrh Cure.
f. j, CHENEY & Co., Toledo,
We, the undersigned have known f.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, and be.
lieve him perfectly honorable In all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
West d Truan, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, o. Walding, Kinnan & Mar
vim, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catsrrh Cure Is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surface of the system. Tes.
timonlals sent free. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all druggists.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

The Seattle Post lplslllgenoer says
there 10 30 more irIghlhl abuse ~ lhs
freedom ~ the prpss lhaD ihs publiea
lion " ap obaoeus, blaekmalllsg Dewf
paper u Tates every gsrbage beap
for bllbil u fuDs No Iagpiekers book
into eyery asbbaInl apd shakes ils dls-
susligR "1pd" before lbs public for lbs
pufpass N leyylng ldbuie uloD ibs
ilmld, ihe sensitive ~ too wuak,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26
TOpAYls MARKETS.
Prices Current by Telegraph--Local
aIo Portland Quotations.


Prices Current by Telegraph--LOcal
aIo Portland Quotations.
SALEM, November %, p. m.-Offce
DAILY CAPITAL JOURNAL. Quota
tions for day and up to hour Of going t.
press were as follows:
SALEM PRODUCE MARKET
BUTCHER STOCK.
Veals-dressed cts.
Hogs-dressed 5.
Live cattle-14@2c.
Sbeep-alive $l.25.
MILL PRICES.
Salem Milling Co. quotes: Flour
in wholesale lots $2.15 Retail $3.50.
Bran Sl2 bulk, $13 sacked. Shorts Sl3
OLA Chop feed $l4 and $l5.
WHEAT.
364 cents per bushel.
HAY AND GRAIN.
Oats-20@22Ic
Hay-Baled, old S7@s; new cheat
81; new timothy IS so
FARM PRODUCTS.
Wool--Best, 9lc.
Hops-Bts st. 5 to &c.
Eggs-In trade, 25c.
Butter Best dairy, l5@1S fanc,
creamery, 25c.
Cheese-l0 10 Is cts.
Farm smoked meats-Bacon IL;
hams, IL; shoulders, 8.
Potatoes -25c.
Onions-2 cents
FRUITS.
Apples 3Oc bu.
Pears-In trade, 25c bu.
LIVE POULTRY.
fouitry-Hens, &c; roosters not
wanted; old ducks not wanted; young
III. X 8; young chickens, &c.
Turkeys. 10c.
PORTLAND QUOTATIONS..
Grain, Feed, etc.
Flour-Portland, $3.50; Walla Walla,
81 65; graham, $2.l5; superfne, $500
per Oarrel.
Oats-White, 25@26c; grey, 25@27c.
rolled, in bags, $5.75@6.00; barrels,
$6 O0@6.25; cases, 1915.
Potatoes-40@55c per sack.
Hay-Good, SS@1l per ton.
WOol-valley, 7@9c.
Millstuffs-Bran, $l3; shorts, 1918;
chop feed,$15 per ton; chicken wheat,
60@65c per GENITAL.
Hops--Dull, 4@7c.
Hides-green, salted, so lbs. BIC, un-
der 80 lbs, 2@3c; sheep pelts, 100000.
DAIRY PRODUCE.
Butter-Oregon fancy creamery, 25@
274c; fancy dairy ,20@224c; fair to good,
common, 124c.
Cheese-Oregon S@l0c per pound;
Young American, 9@l0c; Swiss imp,
30@32c; DOM, 14@l5c.
Eggs-Oregon, 25c per dozen.
a Poultry mixed coops, $2@
8 per dozen; ducks, $2.50@3; geese,
$750@$S.50n turkeys, 10c.
BeeI-Topsteers, 2f@24c per lb; fair
to good steers, 2@2fc; cows, l3c@2c;
dressed beef34@4!c
Mutton-Best sheep,$l.75@2; choice
ewes, 81 5O@L55.
Hogs Choice, heavy, $3 75@40O,
light and feeders, $4; dressed, 5lc per 10.
Veal-Small, choice, sc; large, l3@4c
per pound.
SAN FRANCISCO MARKET.
Wool: Oregon Eastern choice, 8@
l0c; do inferior, 5@6c; do valley, HOG
l2c.
Hops-Quotable at 5@SI.
Potatoes-Early Rose, 30@35c In
sacks; Burbanks, 35@4Oc per sack.
Oats Milling, 81. l.00@l.124.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26
THE POPULAR LOAN (?)

Withdrawals Of gold continue, but
not for export, as sterling exchange at
New York can be had below cost of
shipping coin. III fact, no gold has
been exported, to speak of, for a month
past. There is but one inference, Il @
gold is being withdrawn from the u.
b. treasury, preparatory to buying Il e
u. s. bonds that will be sold Novembt r
27. Now, observe the process: First,
they will draw, or will have drawn,
most Of the fifty millions of gold out OF
Uncle Sans treasury to buy his bonds
with. They will make ten or fifteen
millions In the operation. Then IN ten
years they will draw twenty-five mil
lions Of interest on this gold. So they
will go on milking the COW, skimmIng
the cream, and feed her the same milk.
II the bankers take any of their own
gold TO buy the bonds with, they will
have 1t all back again in few weekR.
II will not be necessary 10 bring any
gold from Europe. 1t can be ali drawn
from the sub-treasury.
II this loan Of fifty millions were
made from the people, 10y an issue #
small bonds OF from ten 10 one hundrCd
doliars,) aud sold at the postofiices, II
would be a popular loan. Now II Is a
bankers loan, plutocra;ie loan TO
make the rich richer aud the people
poorer. II the fifty millions bonds were
taken by the people At five per cent at
the poslOiiiees, Of course, the money
would be Withdrawn from the banks.
The people would draw out their De.
poslts which bring them little " no
Interest aud gel i've per cent from tho
government The Wall street bankers
would got no Dyal commissions,
Cleveland and Carlisle would not mal
irom one 10 i've millions pocket money,
fbe government would BIO going ~.
Tsoily % the people for lls credit That
would bs Democratic, u would leI
simple, 30 middle men, u would 10
all light
A. u 10, the money foI this "popu'S
loap" lls DTsi dIagB Ny tho hankps
ffom pgols hans slreedy dsple ed
treasury ~ order ~ 30 loapsd back 10
hiel fhs bsphes who maDsss u
plaks pfpni w millloph ~ q hw
Reglbs beele sam slll bs w0las ~
ihsp eyeg hsfsls. 1be afes viii M
gspssls1, spa ibs psapls wiil psy ibs
bill " laeleassd iaFss W. aIs . glsai
peepls, sglsly, bot lli u gei spnamni
N euI plfsspi pleaslafy syslsgl
iilsgs ~ maeb rald NJ ibe OisRns
ls1slspsls saa w OlsHon pslllleisys,
'isoul hss sllgsg, gie Oisaog bas laIEs
llFpl iHielssis, ssa ~ sbepld 80 sil IN
~ l,eyw ~ pfepseis ihass lHislesis,
ae,esss ibs uss " sllYsf aDa Ialas ~
slvs " ~ 40 nisDaaia ~ . piopsisly
llsl Ilgl gsFsf upi'l tbs seVsgn I
lspl ness aIlseilg " ll,s people 80 lbs 4
,sls " Ne credit, Wlll lbs pfsspl 1
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

Nhsysf gsl lisd " jaulDalisul, y said
Hlf Eiwln AlHuld ihs siheg day ~ .
plsssnlapl "flr u u ihe plssassl profes.
siog ~ sll," DgnpR ihs last ihlHy
beas slI tasig bas snlisu more Than
le,iHsl lsadlBa anlplss
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

During the Democratic crisis, Salem
has gained the distinction of being the
best city on the coast, large or small
and she will maintain that prestige
henceforth.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

The city election will be as free fron
trouble as were the primaries, and II
will be just about as unanimously Re-
publican,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

I'bs Republicans " nalsm hsys non'
inaifd iguf aepd msa pl ibs eliy
eesnell, and ihsy siii nomlssls huf
sqpallg ~ noed ~ ibs dly ofiess, spd
lhsy wlll sll ~ slselsd,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

Saturdays primary elections were
typlcally Republican, In that there
were no disturbances, no rows, aud no
drunkenness.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

Buying gold with gold 10 pew law
Of political economy evolved by the
Dsmoeralie party,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1894-11-26

Like the national government, sA-
lem wants less bonds and more busi,
neas IN the future,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23

That meat should never BE- placed
directly upon the ice. as is juices VIII
be absorbed: put II On a plate and 49,
II IN aeool place That Il dish towels
and cloths are boiled up in water with
ammonia every second day. there viii
be less trouble with sticky dishes
That common salt rubbed into the
roots Of the hair viii remove dandrus:
rub a little in at night. .nd In thu
morning the salt VIII be all gone. and
after a few applications the dandrus.
too. leaving only a slight dampneSS.
That a piece u channels. 6tted to the
heel. bound on the edges with tap AMI
Kept IN place by an elastic worn over
the stocking. VIII save much mendinr
That castor oil applied 70 warts c a
day for from two Ia SIX weeks will re-
move them-Indiana Farmer
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23

have Just returned from the head
waters Of the PenobscoS where I
dShed for four sszsons I wish N call
attention 70 what I have concluded.
from personal observation. is monu-
mental blunder on the part Of Illus
traitors. and especially OF taxidermistS.
IN the position given To the head OF
the moose Last year and this wear
l saw seven moose standing quietly in
the open, and I took especial pairs in
n Instance to note the position OF
the head Instead Of thrusting il for.
ward a. Is invariably shown. neither
Of these moose held It's head ir any
u position. Five Of the seven were
bulls one of these a patriarch. AL OF
their heads we're erect. not 50 erect as
q dsers. but far from the horizontal
position usually suown After The
moose gets in motion he does thrus.
hls head forward N the manner aud
attitude shown. but he does not do 50
when Standing The sane may De said
of the caribou Il IS nanitestIy absurd
20 mount the head OF any animal "a
any othe- position than that Of rest.
and saxldcruists would 10 we'll 70
take notice of the fact aad xovern
themselves aecoriings--Fores and
stream
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23

Brroy was called Don Jua1t from
one II his character
HAypEr was called the Saxon Giant,
FROM his nationality and size.
PAGASryr was called the Devil Fid.
der, FROM his marvellous skill
ScAHRoS was the Invalid Laureate. In
allusion n his crippled condition.
SOCRATES was the Bearded Master,
because o. his long. rngged beard
GEORGE " was the First Gentleman
- Europe from his eerenonious polite
ues
CHAHrEs H. was the Nuttou-Eating
King. from his t11dness FOR spring
lamb
SB JosHrA REYNOLDS was the Bach
eilr Painter ami the Raphael Of Eng
land
Loan Bsnr8HAM vas called Blunder-
Ing Br0ughan. from a political mis-
take
DAyrEL O'CoSS-Lr was called the Big
o. Great o, Irish A<itator and Lib
orator
BURNS w-s the Ayrshire Piowuan.
from his plscc u residence and his 70
cation
PrE-E9 ARErrS0 was the v~oitai-- Of
his century. because z his sati-ieal
abilities
IT 5 death n a lie to be-ome lame in the
feHr-HLtm , Horn
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23

are tucked with fine tucks In front.
ard have = turn-iown collar. trimmed
only with feather stitching Skirts
are short. reaching a little b~low the
knee. except for very young children
Gutmpes are rs popular II ever and
always look childish and pretty. A
pale blue crrpon dress has q round
waist. a square yoke Of embroidery
with little rnsetfes OF satin ribbon IN
front Another little dress illustrated
has a plai'f silk skirt. n white wash silk
blouse made with a yoke collar laid In
two box plaits IN front and bordered
with satin ribbon A serge gown for a
girl from eleven 70 thirteen years Of
age + made with a plain skirt. with
n row ~ braid for trimming. The
blouse bodice has a white serge vest
barred across with the braid The waist
is finished With a band and two ro-
settles on each side OF the front with
two long erds-N. Y. sun
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23
a REASONABLE REQUEST.
she Thought n Would Take Her HUI.
bands Advice.

Il don't see as this butter We ge,
from the ereamatory IS much better
than cows butter. said Mrs Van
cover. one morning at the breakfast
table.
What calculated Mr. Vancouver.
e~xcitedlv-
II say I don't think the creamatory
butter l. a bit better than auv other
Ny dear. replied Mr.. vancouver.
trying TO calm himself. do you know
what a crematory isg
No, not unless it Is where they
make oleOmargarine.
Well. my love. I viii inform YOU.
A ereaatory Is a place where dead
bodies
~. gracious
a place where dead bodies are
burned 70 asheS aud the ashes carried
home IN n ar and stored away among
the family archives
You are thinking Ola pickle cream
cry darling. but don't for heaven
sa<e ever get on this subject again in
the presence Of any Of our friends.
Don't do Il for my sake. viii YOU.
love-
And she sad she would be ~esernaIlv
er~mss-d Il she would-Tammanv
Tines
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23
WHOLESOME COOKING.
n IL Essential TO the weT-B~sng st Ever
N-mhsr Of liz Hnu.-hnld


Cooking Is in reality a partial diges-
ton II food previous 70 its int-oduc-
tion into the stomach. II Is employed
by man alone. and distinguishes him
FROM all other creatures
Many articles used A. spod arr -utfr--
II indir-stihle In . raw state Soue Of
the most nauri~hInR u them are actu-
ally harmful II eaten uncpokel
toskinE - - esteemed a science.
must b. performed IN such = way a. n
render the NV products ~ the earth
~ easily diE~>cei a. possibly. BY vir-
tue ~ such preparation the systen ID
supplied with the g-rstes noun. Of
nourfshment .or the least expenditure,
~ vital energy n the various processes
q The digestive chemistry
But SEd c-skinx must not oriv
render ford di-eStibls; il mus. make il
az the same time Palatable- Every
physician recognizes the necessity Of
furnishing a couvale-eing patient with
fool that tastes good Indeed. he
will often allow himself n be owe
ruled by The wish of the patient for
~rrRe particular article % food. in the
hope that the iekIe appetite may thus
Be stimulated and n steady demand for
food Induced
Cooking ~ its best. therefore. Is both
scientific and artistic: scientific when.
best serves the purposes u economy;
artistic when by virtue Of an added
t~astefulnesS. II stimulates the digestive
processes % activity.
Il must always BE- remembered that
the stomach Is not a machine. but an
organ extremely sensitive 10 every
nervous influence. - that the tasteful
ness Of food IS n direct aid to digestion.
Those. who frun the necessity Of
their occupation. are >edentary and
ennhned - the house. are mare senxs-
tive u the effects II eooking-whoIe-
some or otherwi<-than those whose
employment takes them out II doors
The degree Of health enjoyed by the
family mav often be credited 20 the in
tsuiSeut interest exercised IN the
kitchen in favor II good. wholesome
food and Il Is not ton much 70 say
that N accomplished cook NAV lastly
be proud % an art which 50 closely
affects the health and well-being of
the household-Youth's Companion.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23
WOMAN AND HOME
FILLING TIE a
uow 10 Repair Floors and
WhIeh Ar- T--Ixhtfv.

0oW 70 kFpMtr FIr1r~ ana rnSnr
which tr- r~n-Ixhtfy.
Your so0r has great wide cracks and
rough places such . door is better
painted than stained. although Il Is
more trouble u tx il IN the first place
Large cracks should IL filed and this
i ,ire~nme work Putty + cheap and
easy ~ get and you can press Il in
with an old raSe-knife II the bIsde
q the knife i broken of hale wav II
will be even better. Plaster Il paris
fills cracks. ton. and when freshly wet
up spreads like putty. Nix n mp with
= iit-ie cold water and il Is ready FIR
use. but mix only a little A. time, a.
IL hsrieus rapidly There : vet n
other mixture which vpu can make
yourselves AMI which = excellent.
>hred MP papcr-newspaper or com
m0n wrapping pap~r-into bits. ami
P1ur builinE water over T. When il Is
snft stir into ia paste. Drain out the
surplus water and add some glue
about two or three tsh~le<poouful< - 4
quart - the past~-and iii the cracks
with II. being careful - trim ~ the
tops smoothly. Otherwise -four cracks
VIII make ridges through the paint
When any Of these filings are dry.
your hoor = ready for painting 7. Is
best 70 get the mixed paints that come
prepared for use. or else - get some
kindly painter to mix il for you. Il
takes quite a little Judgment and ex-
p~ertence "a know when paint Is Il the
right thickness n spread well Get the
same painter IN select your varnish.
for there are many poor varnishes that
viii not dry. and you do not want u
get into any such trouble. Dark brown
OF red paint make the prettieSt floors.
n the tints can be made - look ike
black walnut. or cherry, by cautiously
adding IamP-black Be sure IN wear
your oldest clothes " hen you arr paint
ing. and do not scatter your paint.
brushes, and pals around Keep them
n far out Of the way and a. far out OF
the smell Of the family az possible.
Else everyone viii WISH vou had never
begun 70 decorate vnur rom. Wear
old loose gloves They will keep your
hands clean. and perhaps save hliSters
-Harp~rs Young People.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23

although long a captive. and for ages
perhaps. the most servieeAble of ALI ~.
creatures which man has won from N.
wilds, the camel is still only par.Iv
domestieated, having never ACQUIRES
even the small measure Of affection for
his master which we End in the o,h-,
n~eroivorous animals which have been
Non 70 a service of'man- The obedi-
enee which ne readers is but a dull sub-
mission TO inevitable toll. The inteIli-
sence which he shows is very limited,
and 50 tar As ar Judge from the .c.
eountsot those who have observed him
there Is u little variation IN his men
tai qualities As a whole. the creature
sPpears 10 ee i~nnately the dulIess ana
seast inprovs6le Of all our servstorz-
ScrIbnerA
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1894-08-23

A traveller IN the backwoods had los,
his way, when he encountered a wild.
eyed. haggard man who crzwled out OF
a hollow log at his approach.
Il VIII pay you literally TO guide me
to the crossroads store, nv friend :
said the traveller
Stranger. answered the hagvar,
nan I wish you mighty well. but I
wouldn't do il for eight hundred dol.
lars
WHAT Are you . fugitive from
iuStiee7-
Yep
"A ho~rse-,hiefgs
Worse than that
Good heavens. Are you . muir
der-rg-
Worse than that: ut least. in IN,
estimation Of the community
What can be worse?-
Wen, you see. I though, I knew
low TO repair clocks. and gathered IN
al the timePieees in the neixhborhood
expecting To make a small fortune
regulating en- Igot the whole emit
eight apart, and then 70 save NV life
couldn't get en- together again. And
now We got To stay hid out till an
earthquake come. or war Is declared or
something happens to take the atten-
tion OF the people away from NV di.-
ootlcai vhlany- -HArper's Bazaar.