Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-10-31
.PTTH AND POINT.

Laid by for rspairing-Widows.
Beads of perspiration are tho jewelr,
of toll.
The Londoner who saves up for
rainy day must be kept pretty busy
Puck.
Silence may give assent, but it
doesn't favor the request for any
larger loan.-Truth.
Examiner-"What is your opinion
of this case?" Candidate-'"The same
aS yours. Professor"
Death, taxes and the sprays from a
street sprinkler are all hard things to
.odge.-TSoy Press.
When italian robbers vent theiJ
feelings in song, it is generally given
as banditty.-Puck.
It takes nine tailors to make Q man,
but ninety-nine lawyers cannot Away
collect the bill.-Puck.
Don't sit in draught. If you do.
the doctor will in all probability bs
the one to cash it.-Troy Press.
Arthur-''May 1 see you home this
evening. Miss Edith?" "No, thanks.
I'm invited out. "-Arkansas Traveller.
He was a fresh young dudelet gay
logged out from shoes to hat,
But fresher was, I'm panied to say,
The paint in which he sat.
Buffalo Courier.
'tShe appeared to me like one wo.
man in q thousand. GLOW SOP" 81
saw her at the bargain counter. De.
troit Tribune.
While the experienced bicycle rider
. escapes without any falls the beginner.
as a rule, doesn't get off SO easily
Buffalo Courier.
"What is a house without baby?"
asked lady writer, and an old bache-
Or editor replied: ''It is compare
ively quiet r'-Tit-Bits
He tpassionately)-'I love you
above all others on earth" She-'1
never though you would go back on
yourself like that. The Club.
Go, sluggard, to the ant and see
Her methods, ever spry,
And IL you want the ants address.
Seek first the picnic pie.
Washington Star.
"Did he marry the girl who could
paint things on crockery ware?'
'.No; he married the one who could
cook things to put into crockery ware"
New York Press.
Katie-"Oh, dear, 1 wish I was n
old as Miss Century" Why do you
wish that?' "Well, don't suppose
there was such a thing as ancient his
tory when she was little.
E1acting Father-''Jsmes, how RI.
you getting along with that job OF
wood splitting?" Rebellious Son
SIN making about three knots al
lour. Detroit Free Press.
houGh signs of summer that perplex
T May often come to hand,
he ice cream sign IS one tha. all
1.-THE lasses unier5t and.
Washington sta-
Clara Giltman-"Are you paid for
ell the jokes you write, Mr.. McCom-
mick?" Humorist Yes, Miss Clara,
all my jokes are made at some one
else's expense. Joseph Banister. in
Raymond's Monthly.
Twoaweek-''Sir, wish to marry
your daughter" Gruff Father
''My daughter, young man. will con-
tlnue under the paternal rool. AWo-
aweek-"No objection will be raised
TO that, sir. ."-Tit-Bits.
''You say she tried to stop the car
by whistling at it. Did she make a
success of it?" eyes, i'll . way. 1t
wasn't her whist'ing that stopped the
car, though. 1t was the face she
made. Indianapolis Journal.
"How do you like your new music
master?' 'tHe is a very nice, polite
young man. When 1 made a mistake
yesterday, he said: Pray, Mademoi-
selle, why dy You take SO much pains
to improve upon Beethoven" LIE
Figaro.
eyes," said the man with the yello~
diamonds, ''there is a heap more
chance for graft in the ice business
than there is in selling coal. "Why?"
asked the man with the straw -colored
vest. "'Cause the ice business comes
in hot weather, when the people are
too lazy to kick about the prices you
stick them for. r."-Indianapolis Jour-