Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-02-28
PITH AND POlNf.

Binx calls his doctor his oio3ra? iei
for the reason that he is at work u ION
his life.
You never can judge a man from ms
appearauce in a wedding suIt.-aartiord
Journa'.
Samson was the first man on record 10
br.ng down the house. CoIn5y
Standard.
Out in Chicago they refer to the new
Columbian coins as their "better halves -
Statesmen.
The man who aspires to make sut.
cessful picilnocket should study fre9-
hand drawing.
Whenever taere is any doubt a5ols
dogs sanity an ounce of lead Is worth
pound of cure.-Mercury.
Men most liberal in their views gave
away their opinions freely before taey are
asked.-Detroit Free Press.
George-'.Why 90 you frosn upon
my suit2" Maisie-"Because it's ready
made. New York Telegram.
Ignorance isn't bliss by any mems
when the schoolmaster is getting out the
old rattau.- Journal.
A carpenter is known by his CHIPS,
but baroer is known by MS shingles
and shavings.-Mail and Express.
One frontier industry mas been ruined
in Idaho. Horses in that new State Az
too cneap to steal.-Coloraio Suf.
A photographer is one Of the most in
dependent Of men; he never hesltates ID
present his vieYs.-Lowell Courier.
P,rlaD, taey're callei crossings be-
cause rneir condition is eloLgl TO mti9
l,soDls cross.-?Ai.aielpiia Record.
Every time mlu gets aoI5ei by
other men it strengthens MS m3mDry ior
ma es aud faces.-Atcaison G.o1c.
An upright Judge needn't be aslana |
of his sentences even in the presence u
the stric.est granmariaas.-rroy Pres.
Few Do:"I wish my income vas Ike
tue Golden Rule, SlinSins." "Ie3?
Why!" 'sThen couldn't live up to it,"
Wnen a man iuherits a portion o. ,
roodly estate be has no trouble in TN q
ing people ready to stake his part. -
Gazette.
There are said to be fifty tioIsal /
mu.c.cs in an elephants trunk. 1t must
have been packed by a wona1.-fe-.
nessee Twin llings.
1t is fortunate Ior wonll tlat sne ili
n better AIM in life than tlc oLs sIe
takes when tar1win. stone at trlIn !,
hen.-New YORK Telegram.
Ethel" they say the Rev. Dr.. B.sior
renearsos all his serm0 Is beforehand" "
Clara a-"Tnat is quite right; ne practices
what he breaches. ."-The Club.
"That will do for the present" as the
yonng man remarked as he paid for =
box Of cheap candy for his sweetheart
birthday gitt.-Philadelphia Record.
He (prouIiy)-"My love has no en- i. )"
She (quickiyJ Hasn't iti Well, you
want to make limit mighty quick. LIE,
il eni with me and go no further. -
EJaue.
Wife-"D octor, my husband is SUB
Jecs to fits. What shall 1 doi" PIysi-
c.an-"rell him, madam, to order his
clothes in London. ."-Clothier and Fur
, nisher
Il knows why bees never sit down,
said Walter. "Why, my dearl' aske
his mother. "'Cause they has pins il
! their coat tails and they's afraid to-
Mercury.
For "really elegant" Engli,a, il
would be difficult to surpass the fol.
lowing from the pen of reporton of the
Providence Journal. "At the ,pse II
the speech the company emphaiiz,d the r
appreciation Of the sentiments by resorI
to manual and pedal agitation. Net "
York Post.
al heard Snappington blowing up tha:
| hare. Drained son of his again." said the
woman who lives next door. ''Yes," "
replied the husband, "it's strange how
much easier it is to keep up the supply
of feud aud fool than it Is of food and
fuel. Washington Star.