The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1894-05-04
Let Us All Leugh.

Sble--The Weeks Humor.
Let Us All Laugh.
TIE kick of a COW is not the most
| acceptable form of milk punch.-The
s., Farmer.
LOVE may be blind, but the neigh
bors generally aren't. - Somerville
Journal.
LoT's poor wife is not the only
woman who did not want to move
Dallas News.
NATURALLY when a girl goes to
| work out she hates to stay in.-El.
mira Gazette.
A GOOD many men are like cheap
| theatrical bills-a very little money.
| causes them 10 be stuck up.-Buffalo
Courier.
WA1TER-"What kind of fish will
| you have, sir, blueflsh or whiteflsh?n
Guest-"I don't care; Pm color
| blind. Halo.
EVERY singer in quartet can tell
| you three good reasons why the or
ganization isn't absolutely perfect
Kmira Gazette.
VAN WARBLER - "Ah. Stables,
have you heard my last song?.
| Stabbes-"Heaven knows, / hope So"
Brooklyn Life.
SoN-"Pa, what political party did
Washington belong to-" Father
Neither: he couldn't tell lic."--
Detroit Free Press.
DON'T be a clam. II you've got to
be anything of the kind, be mud
! turtle. Then you may have some
snap to you.-Texas Siftings
No MATTER how fair and square he.
may want to be the average poultry
dealer is compelled to earn his living
by fowl means.-Bufralo Courier.
"WHY does De Topper attend every
temperance meeting in town." "Bc.
cause that's the only place where his
creditors don't look for him. Halo.
Mr.. McCoRKLE was showing some
visitors over the house. Arriving at
| the nursery he Remarked: "This,
gentlemen, is the bawl-room. lid
Bits.
| ErHEL"Do you allow Charles TO
kiss you when you are not yet en-
gagged to him?" Maud-"It isn't an
allowance. He calls it perquisite."
-Raymond's Monthly.
BERL1NER-aThis scenery is really
grand" Native-aBut you have
grander views near Berlin?" sNo,
fndeedl" u am afraid you are not
Berliner. "-Fliegende Blactter.
THERE are several young men In
tho car" remarked Mrs. Holdstrap
with somo feeling, @but they can
hardly be classed among the rising
generation. boston Transcript.
WELL" said James Easydo, @I've
got down to my last loaf. Great
heavens, mani" said his friend, "it
isn't so bad as that, is it?" yes,
20 to work tomorrow. "-Washington
Star.
sYoU seem very fond Of Wagner.
Mrs. Feathergilt.' yes; when they
play Wagner one feels so confident
that ones conversation is not being
overheard by so:ue Impairment out
slider. "-Washington Star.
| AFFABLE SwELL-"Well, tho fact
is, my name is not Snithson. You
SEQ, I am travelling incog. There's
my card" Fellow Passcnger-aGlad
to hear it, I'm travelling in pickles.
Here's mine. "-I}rooklyn Life.
A GEORGIA undertaken has adopted
a novel method for increasing his
business. His advertisement reads:
Funerals on the installment plan.
Two dollars a week will bury your
! best friend. ATLANTA Constitution.
AT THE OPERA.-Mrs. Brown-
There's Mrs Montmorenci over
there! I wonder how she can enjoy
the opera Why, she's deaf asa post
Mrs. Gray-"But see how elegantly
she is DISQUALIFICATION Transcript.
Miss W1rHERs-aWhen was born,
my grandmother predicted that I
would never live to be Old" Silling-
ton wishing to be pleasant)-"Ha,.
ha, ha! Ho, no, no! What a good
joke you must have on your grand
motherl"-Puck.
| MRS HONEYMOON Ito bridegroom
in railway train)-Do you love me?
Old party (confldentially, from other
seat. to bridegroom)-Shc's asked you
that forty-scven times already I
get out here, but I'll leave the score
with this gentleman by the window.
-Tid-Bits
THAT was a remarkable event
that reconciliation between tho EN-
peror William and Bismarck, re-
marked the advance agent. Yes,
replied the commercial traveller; @but,
to be candid, 1 can't make up my
mind whether that was q bona tidc
reconciliation or champagne ad-
vertisement. "-Washington Star
SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER = Chill
drcn, do you know the house that is
open for ALTO the poor, the rich.
the sad, the happy; to man and to
woman; to the old and to the young?
Do you know the house | mean?
Little Johnny - Yetl, ma'am, I
know. Sunday-school tcacher-Well,
Johnny, what house is it? Little
Johnny-The station-housc.- HALO
*WHY arc you 50 sad, Brushc?"
asked the critic Of the imprcssionist
painter. Il have been at work for
two years on my great picture, said
Brushe sWcll?" "This mornin, it
was finished, and my boy, 5 years OF
age, came into the studio" "Ah!
know. He got cutting up and up.
set the picture, and destroyed it,"
"No; worse than that. He rccog-
nized at once what it was picture
Of?"-Harper's Bazas.
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