New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-08-14
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.


Iae.sz has given a German firm order to build
the largest sailing ship known. Il vii! be i've.
master OF 6l5O tons burden. 365 feet long on deck
80 feet wide in the middle and 81. feet deep.
He Was Mistaken--"Lady." began Mr. Dismal
Dawson. you see before you a man whose namA
There n must be some mistake In your cacul.-
tons" replied the lady. 1T takes water TO maze
mud. "-tIndianapoiis Journal
The other day an Anglican clergyman prosecuted
q young woman FOR trespassng on his church.
yard and damaging his hay growing therein. By
visiting her sisters grave and placing flowers
thereon Commenting on this incident "London
Truth" says: by two sentimental fctons the
churchyard is Gods Acre and the church the NJ
tona. or the Peoples Church. But in dry Nv
Gods Acre is the incumDents freehold. and ne
only right OF the people in the 'NatlonaF cnufco'
yards is the right to be buried there Next 10 fm
right OF a vicar to the grass growing on gave
think the most obnoxious privilege OF The oenenceo
clergy Is their right TO levy toll on monumean
churchyards. The other day a gentleman desired
10 place stone wall round the grave OF hnvsu@
IN Hampstead Cemetery. He found that ne AA
not do so without paying fee OF "a los to the nsa
OF Hamstead. Were to propose to abolish ma
fees should be charged with 'sacrI.ege or pSa0V
even robb!ng God ="
In a Quandary.-Mr. De style-wel are all ycus
arrangements ior summer al the iaSH'O"aoe ~
sorts completed?
Mrs DE style-Nearly. bu, I'm in such guam.
Diary | have arranged TO send our house pants
a florist. our cat to Il cat home; ana our dos !"
canine oerans house so that all VII be vel eat; S
for until fall but what In the worli shaA DO WIN
'he aby7-,New-York Weekly.
The largest ropes in the world. Il = said are those
being made by New-Bedford firm. 10 be used on
the driving wheel in the engine room OF the Cncaso
Cable Railroad Company There VIII be '"e's
ropes. each measuring three inches in diameter
eleven inches in circumference and I'D fees
length.
"Oh. dear what shall do%'
The skeleton in the closet rocked 10 ana , no,n.A
After all these years Of waiting, hn xHS
there's going to be divorce slii IN 'he 'A"'"
AT last. and"
1t wrung It's hands bitterly.
II haven't a blessed thing to wear. ,,,.,,o,,
The outlook was certainly despera'e-tpetf0"
Tribune.
one OF the curiosities OF trade Is shown " Wv
report OF a vessel which recently arrived ." ~,
land. Me-. from Trapani The bark had 'el' run"
deipha some time before. with A cargo OF o." any
about thirty cords OF ordinary four-foot hre""v.
used to STOW the barrels The captain pa'
for this wood but did not sell It at Marseilss' "~
the oil was delivered. because he expected " ~
more for 1t at Trapani Dealers mere 49," 49,
offered only SIS for the lot. so h brought !. -,
70 Portland. Now ne will take II 10 Enssh'' w." ~
a cargo OF spoowood. and. after sailing over "
miles with IT, intends so get two-,hirls OF his mo".
IL
the ocean three times It's way 10 marhe"
rx,ns sss S Ssyt !. sS a K + ssnf
time went through this big hoe In me s hsy ar
took both the long and short routes there were
rather too many bees for me TO zee. s't az any Of
Portable. although | was not atttcNed y =, honey
them IL the cave should be explored ~. Tha
some rich finds would undoubtedly be made lille
bees increasing constantly In TACT as.i ears
has only been about Two years since knew uHs
they there and this year II wou,a ,nn,,i 10.
sible for visitor not to know it-tCihe'"""
Qulrer
English as 1t is printed" is shown BY inc 10,
uouncement Of a downtown barber in TINS .'s'
which reads As follows: New Italian paroe' ,.
Salvato Sebastiano has the hoanor anu ga an
to advertiser the respectfully pubic th"' nor.
a First-Class Barber Shop. he hope Yer! w."
Gus public The first shop in the tenth quo, ss,v.
Spring st. Branch OF li0 Mott ST. Price. -"
10 cents. shampoon ID cents. Mustaco"e "
YES" said the indignant citizen. .yoTre business
brainy alderman, you are, and TINS o'o"'
You're dead wrong" said the alderman SS%su
Gently dis here Doodle case Is me h'''
Record.
A writer In English paper gives so"'e ..,.ss
illustrations Of the way In which common ~ nv
are misunderstood: "a child" she says ~.
brothers village school always SANG h"" nv
emerald angels sing. The sewing m's" . 1--WE
son-in-law's village school. having been 'o'u Ia bs
I'D sampler work, as the children's time ~
more probably spent persisted In the sa"p. not
and on being reproved said her conscience .,..d
allow her to give It up We are tod !" ,s.eh
mark learn and inwardiy digest. 40 " ~
them to mark niece OF mine assa ,..d
friends that somewhere In the Bible she Do" n
about Elijah waiting in a country churen'a .saius
appeared she had read elegy' Elijah III ,s,,ch.
lesson mo doubt Greys Elegy in Cou"''
yard)."
THE city authorities OF my town oI pa,G "Thn1
for English spsrrows." said C. r. III multiplee
birds had driven all others away anu u.sance. tx
until they became an unbearable ssrhsrne ~
OF a brewer hit upon an insenoIi1, ,le troashs
reaped a harvest. He arranged ILL., and scSr
through which the waste beer woui" 'T For The ~
tered food upon each side OF them rr,aestA Il
two or three days the birds were n MOI nouas
the end OF which time they had a. food and dsafss
all of their friends They ate the IT, drunk =
the beer and every one OF them eee Ga. ne he 49,
this condition they could be picked W ~ them y
full and the boy gathered In hundfeu IN the ~
would eventually have ured every on ~ .ithdeooe
into his trap IL the bounty had not been
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