The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1894-04-11
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There are fifty suicides year at Monte
Carlo.
worn-out billiard balls are usually cut up
into dice.
The stem side of the orange is not usual
ly so sweet and Juicy as the other half
He-"And would you marry a poor poet?"
She-'I don't see how l could marry
rich oEe.''-Life.
Every man thinks he might become IA
nous If he had more time to write poetry
Atchison Globe
There is at present a colored prisoner in
the Alabama mines who speaks twelve diff
ferent languages.
An advertisement in a Chicago paper. de-
scribing lost dog. states that the animal
has a gold-capped tooth.
1t is said that Mr. Gladstone will devote
much of his leisure time hereafter to
new translation of Horace.
That's what 1 get for my pains" sobbed
the small boy he swallowed a dose Of
castor oil.-Philadelphia Record.
One mile of wire such as is used in the
manufacture of hair springs for watches
would weigh less than half pound.
Husband-"Does that novel turn out hap
pily?" Wife-"It doesn't say. 1t only says
they were married IN. Y. Weekly.
New York has a man who makes living
by Kidding houses of rats He sells the
captive animals for batting matches.
Can it be possible that Mary Ellen Lease
is the mysterious yelled who is
travelling with Coxey?-Buffalo Express.
A Wisconsin man got a divorce because
his wife kept servant girl who spit on
the frying-pan to see If it was hot enough"
James sladen is in jail at Puyallup.
Wash, charged with stealing a hot stove.
Evidence against him is that his hands are
singed.
The United States government issues
bank notes of the following denominations
81. s.. 50. $40. $50 SO. $780, $500. $1,000, 5000
and $4,000.
Prof. Ernst Haeckel, the German Oar
win" is sixty years of age, and has been
connected with the university of Jena thir-
ty-three years.
Senator Colqutt died a poor man, not
withstanding all the golden opportunities
presented by his long membership in the
millionaires' club.
years. it is said. He's off his base now.
judging from the tenor of his remarks
Philadelphia Ledger
His Mother-"You ought to feel ashamed
of yourself fighting little Johnny Nay
bors." TOMMY do, mamma, he licked
me.''-Chicago Record.
VIII Carleton says the total output Of
poetry in 1893 is nearly three million poems.
Spring was the theme of 10000. despair
10000 and discomfort 10000.
JOY seldom kills a pusson. but there are
thousands NV pussons who are tryins tew 1
squeeze the life out NV joy evry minute NV
th're lives.-Boston Courier.
He exhibiting sketch)-Its the best
I aNyef he SYN at taffC 1lN-,-
''Oh. well. you mustn't let that discourage
you."-Boston Home Journal.
Wife-"Isn't it funny? Prof Garner says
the gorilla only speaks eight words" Hus-
band-"Nothing strange; he has five or six
wives. "-Cleveland Plaindealer.
a Nebraska man Rugged his girl so hard
that he broke one of her ribs When she
got well he forgot to hug her. and that
broke her hearth. Y. Tribune.
at what time in life do you consider a
man in his primer when he is neither
young enough nor old enough to want to
write poetry Washington Star.
What do you girls call that club of
yours" The Analytical" HIM. What
do you analyze?" "Other peoples reputa-
lions. mostly "-Washington Star.
There was great CONSERVATION on the
stage of the Oriental last evening" wrote
the critic. when An Sing. the leading ac-
tor lost his cue.'-Boston Courier.
The man whose return from dinner you
have TO wait for before going to your own.
never has poor health as the result OF eat
ing too rapidly. -Somerville Journal.
First Lady-"And the last thing that
Henry did to give me kiss" Second
lady-"Indeed: | should think that is about
the last thing he would do"-Tit-Bits.
The sect of jams. in India. are the cham
pion long-distance fasters. Fasts Of from
thirty to forty days are very common, ana
once year they abstain from food for
seventy-1ve days.
Aluminium is now to be used for engrav-
ing In place Of stone or steel. Ii Is claimed
that, besides the advantage OF nghtness.