New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-05-06

In Australia women are generally employed n
railway station agents. In many Of the small sta.
lions woman f. in sole control being ticket Sc.
Ter. telegraph operator ana baggage mistress. They
receive about % cents a day.
As II May Be-"And what IS your occupationr-
INQUIRED tae Judge, severely.
'Your Honor" replied the prisoner with the ac-
cen; 81 pride. 4 am an active an! hard-workrg
member Of the United order Of veterans OF the
Commonweal Armies. Chicago Record
Here Is another rhyme for Massachusetts,:
Such ? gallant IS he.
II ball were to be-
Jus. 10 dance with lass few sets,
To be first IN the fray,
lie would trave ali day,
From New-York 70 O.d Massachusetts,
A W. R.
Little Filth was heard coming from the next
room. when suddenly there noise Of some
thing let fan probably her doll her mother
.DIi you drop something, Ei'a?",
Edith-Only q footstep.-'Boston transcript
The four hotels OF Aver, Mass. pay license fes
Of $3.50 a year each, which Is believed to be tho
highest license ever paid in Massachusetts,
Logical-Eme-Mu why do they hunt lions
Mamma-Because they kill the poor little sheep
Fife (after a pause)--Then. why don't they hunt
the butchers mummy ?-tF-hcA.
The Living Church." Episcopal recently SAID
that only one Episcopal church below kour'eeh.a-
ST. In this city has moved uptown Inls Is ms
take. for at least five Episcopal churches now
above that street were originally below i;-naIhey'
ST. Georges Christ. Zion ST. Bartholomew and
ST. Thomas's
Pardonabe Error.--Police Captan-What IS mo
matter with you? Here you let hsht go on IN .
saloon for more than half an hour and make 10 ~
Hibcer Mcgio5b- Sure. sor. ought 1t was TIE
primary upstairs.-dndanapo mai
In Mount Pleasant Cemeter 'w@'H, " J" On
a monument directly IN from Q. tie en- 'lAee -
the following inscription:
JOHN HAND.
Born March 18th, 1912.
The Cherry Tree Of luscious fruit begun In 'os
high. a branch did break. and down he fell az
broke his neck. and
Died July 18th. 1862
Also Three Infant Children,
Some Buds that never Boomed.
Her Feelings Find vent.-"Mr Editor" wrot.
the soulful maiden. here are some verses ! az
written 10 express my deep griet over ue - rs. ~
my pei canary II you think they are WorssH! "a -
publication please send me s. for Them -V"H'Ae'
Tribune.
Cincinnati man recently presented his wie via
a piano amp which she said she would cal a.'s'
him. On asking her the reason. she replica "-
dear II has a good deal Of brass about il, u
handsome to look at II is not remarkably or'A".
requires a good deal Of attention. is sometimes .r
steady on It's legs liable to explode wnen man .,
flares up occasionally. is always out at bedtime '"'
is bound 10 smoke
THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WoKN'
bird once read this cute old saw
Then to himself he said
III can catch that same old wolH
III early leave my Ded'
And so he debut that old worm
The same cute saw had read. o,.
Then sagey took his morning S"'0~7
And bird sneaked home unIea'
Moral
The maxim lacks consistency
whichever way you squrm ,,,o
For what is good advice Tor pTu
Is ''u "''''e ''' |(lioston Transcript
The cat has hitherto received bu; the minimum -
legislative attention. but this year It IS "A
she must wear a collar bearing the name '.,..
dress OF her owner. This Will not iho0" |.".,v,
Grlmalkin in the least. and VIII look ra'ne, t,s,
but il will be curious to see how clumsy anu =,
fingered oflclasm will grapple with the pro0'e'"
the casually uncorarei cat. supposlng thar e." =,
caught-whch Is not certainty, by any n's
would be only the beginning OF the ah,A
The funct.onary appointed 10 do the catehns I'D
be the first to wish resembling or the s1s'.' =.
the release Of pussy from any pubic ooHsa" "a,
TO her summer costume or regalia In anythlns ~"
concerns her she will be found TO have 'o'Cs' 80,
an Influential one-plercing as that wnlen s ,rh
ufts from the back fences at midnight, ana "
the official collar would not be likely TO nii"s''
And He Turned Away.-"You can have S'S Vii
meal" said the Maryland farmer. III YOU .-,rl
come out in the back yard and turn 'ne
stone for me while you're waiting. .,a5 he
I'm not that kind OF crank SIR, d1,ppsnre
Commonweai forager stiffiy.-(Chcago lr'0'"'
An exchange says that rediscovery OF me ' 40
worked by De Soto and his followers Do yeas .so
has probably been found. w. c. Padget' ma" ,.s
operates a sawmill In the mountains OF ueo's'
discovered some relies In the shape OF s'o"e nj
and other implements. He secured the Sei' =. ons
an old mining engineer 10 inspect the place .,.rs
81 the excavations they found the spur OF w.. AZ
vein, In which there was a consideraole 'u'.,.bs
gold The old engineer said that 1t was ' IA
Nnd and believes 1t is the exact spot "n roM
Soto and his followers located ana h'ieu "
and silver 800 years ago.
Farmer Hodge (reading noveette)-l m ,ha story
patience with that Gladys fitzalwyn ~ syss she
the way she's abusing her peaue'"'
doesn't deserve 10 nave none. doing now?
Farmer Hodge-This book Is fun u then let
che threw her ewes no to the ceiling am them
then, dron on the foor then she dar.s" an the
down on !, long corridor and rested t en have
cool waters OF the lagoon. Then sne sbs bathed
called them back somehow for IL say' and sweps
them with long lasnes once she w Man left o.
to rivet them on the dome. and, C wnem
shs was fixing them ON O mantel-t'osu~