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happiness on the realization of one idea.
He has fought good fight and can afford
TO lay down his arms and enjoy the pleas
lres Of peaceful life, and wen find 'cm
for him, don't you know"
We went into the hotel 10 get breakfast,
and there for The first time / hethOught
myself of Introducing the little solicitor,
who had been trying to make himself agree.
able to Ivan Dontrenember, but with very
little effect.
This is Mr. Pelham" said, "a solicitor
who has helped me a great deal Indeed
think you would not have been here now if
he had not advised me how to act"
'Doubly glad to know you, Mr., Pelham,
said Gordon, Tasping his hand and shab-
ing it cordially. I'VE shall draw s;ill
10 be thought Of. But not word of busi.
ness till we've had breakfast Waiter,
bring me quart of bitter beer to begin
WITH
While we were eating be gave me de.
scrption of their flight from Siberia
"Borgis Schemyl is Il brick, he declared;
"as honest II man, for tax collector. ns
you would wish to meet What he doesn't
know in the way of bribery and corruption
isn't worth knowing. As soon ~ he re
,eiyed the tip from brother Peter at Mos
COW he Just tucked up his sleeves and set
TO work like weasel in a rabbit hutch As
luck would have il, you know, those two
black guard COssacks who kept us company
from st. Petersburg had been dispatched
to hunt Us down and were spending a day
or two at the post in getting drunk. 80
what does our little Borgis do one might
when he had tucked 'em mp comfortably
on top Of the stove but lac takes away
every rag of clothing that belonged to
thum- their aCcuuterments, papers, every
thing, and brings them to us. squeezed
myself into one uniform Dontrememhcr
pads himself out in the other We were
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appeal too, o. Tomorrow in all prob
ability Nil ma.h viii so to Betteriord
Grange to pa lis customary visit"
That will lie time enough. Give him till
tomorrow"
"Then, if you still adhere to your present
purpose, you will thrash him?"
81 will, said Gordon empathicaly.
Mr.. Pelham gulped, as if swallowing
very bitter pill, before he continued:
This proceeding willtake place probably
tomorrow evening. Tomorrow is Saturday,
remember. Now, having regard to the cir
cumstances of the case, what do you think
he will do on Sunday"
stay in bed, should say"
mo, he will not, sir, said Mr.. Pelham,
his meekness giving place to something
like asperity. "Hc will make shift to get
to the office ut the Lambeth pottery, know
ing that no one will be there on Sunday
and that we cannot take legal action
against him before Monday. You may be
sure that he keeps all his available proper
ty in the safe there | am convinced of this.
for passed the place one night and per
ceivcd that a grating had been let in the
shutter and u casliUht was directly in front
Of the safe that it might be under the
eye of the policeman on the beat. Over
1000 pounds Of that property belong to
you. He will take it aud leave the couu-
try before MOI day morning. knowing the
character Of the man, you cannot say that
the thing is Impossible"
NO, but that's another argument on my
side. He may get oil with my money, but
hang me if he shall get of without that
hiding"
But the hiding, sir, is the very thing
that leads to the loss of your property"
ut looks as if | should lose that any.
how" said Gordon.
But you WON'T said Ivan Dontremcm.
Der in the mpas ,ivc tone Of conviction
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No. 39S had been recaptured.
lie had made n rope ladder from his ra.
ton of roast beef and attempted TO scale the
wall
But now be has returned. with four bul.
let holes in his hat and a flIrtive, hunted
look in his eyes.
The warden Of the prison confronted him
angrily.
How dared you, sir" the official de.
manded. take such desperate chances?'
For time the convict was at a loss to re.
ply, but presently there came TO his mind
INC recollection tnat ne was found guilty on
several counts.
"ldarc say, he replied with sweet smile
lit was the courage Of my CONVICTIONS
After that there was 10 alternative but
the solitary. -Detroit Tribune.
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me that she had pleaded illness as an ex-
ruse for not seeing Kavanagh the following
Sunday. And indeed, dear" she added
VI am greatly shaken by anxiety and this
terrible suspense. Oh, that the next fort
night were pastV'
But we had less than fortnight to wait
In the middle of the second week after our
interview at the Grange Ireceived tele.
gram. My heart stood still when, on
opening it, found that it came from Ber-
lin. The message was short and purposcly
guarded
Safe. Dover pier, Saturday morning
Ivan Dontremember
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The mechanical figure of woman that
taps on the window of an Asylum street
store with her fan to attract the atten-
tion OF the paSsersby became an object
of curiosity to II laborer in the street and
leaning ON The handle of a pickaX he step
ped mp to have IL nearer look One OF hi
companions called out to him:
"t'wat is it ycz are iirtn wild, MoikeY'
"Phwist there, Pat, Bedad, she reinoinds
me o tn ould CONAN when she was thai
young
AVA wild yc2! Your oud CONAN cud
never pound wild hcr phist on the windy
wilout brcahin the glass. ''lIarttord Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15
Rather OVERRIDING II.

81 believe in trying to put rs good n face
as possible ON everything in times like
these, Maria, said Mr.. Billus, looking
again at the bill that had just been brought
in, but it does seem To me that $50 Tor
complexion wash in one month is putting
ii on Il little too thickr'-Chicago Tribune,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15

Mrs. Dukme--I don't see how you can
congratulate blanche when you see what an
awfully ugly man she has married.
Mrs. GasWell-l3ut you ought to nave
seen the one she was engaged TO first Pitts
burg ChrOnicle.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15
The Part of Wisdom.

Dashaway-I was around to Witherby's
last night, and he opened up a bottle OF
wine.
Cieverton-r must have been some Of
the wine ] sent him.
Dashaway-So he said.
Cleverton-IIow was it, old man?
Dashaway--I don't know. / wouldn't
take any.-Iruth.
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She smiled on him once, but her manner has
grown
As chill rs tho breath Of Il BLIZZARD,
And inc signs ana he walls, If ] onl had
known,
He had called her chamc ieon lizard.
Washington star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15

LaGy-You say you are Il musician. Well
I'll give you II little practice just 20 over
TO the woudshed and tackle few chords.
Tramp Ilr, madam. | am a
tenor and / fear those chords are too heavy
for me Philadelphia Necord
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point suddenly broke down. Sinking with
n faint crv upon the stool beside her, she
snatched up her lovers ring, and laying
her arms on the table buried her face in
her hands and burst into tears of Joy and
grief.
Presently looking tp--hcr face wet, her
eyes blinded with tcars-She asked licrcely:
did he know that it was through you
he had come to that;'
"YpS"
"And still he forgavc youY'
eyes"
IL cannot" she exclaimed passionately.
~ shall never forgive you then, brushing
her tears away. she gazcd at his ring for a
moment, and covering her face again
moancd fmdly, My George, my Georec!'
A. her motion subsidized, she raised her
head and snid impcriously:
TELL ne morc-linish this history of
your crime
I'VE found friend and the means by
which one of us three could escape. George
Gordon decided that | should go
AND you consented TO come away and
leave him thcro!' she asked, her brows
bent in contempt and anger
would Won have had him come and
leave me therc?" asked.
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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15

Carlcton-Why are you looking so wor
ried, Monty
MontaU!i-I started keeping diary on
New y ears day, and I'm trying to think
of what did each day since then, SO that /
can write it up.-Broohlyn Eagle,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15

Rchard-Wouldy You ever take Noodles
for a bright fellow?
kate No indeed. should keep the bright
fellow.-Boston Transcript.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15
Way Behind the Times.

Nine. Npnneye-- Mr., Van Royac keeps
the same old carriage and the same old
.i..rp year in and year ont,
Nine paNayuoo--Aud the SAME old coat
Of arms on 'cln too Chicago Record,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15

Why do women kiss each other?
Well, the answers simply This:
There il surely nothing nicer
For dame or maid 10 kiss.
New York journal.
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CHAPTER XLyir.


Illing. rather because inactivity at West
lkuev was uncomfortable than from ex-
alton of learning Judith's decision that
Ii was not likely that she would go
INTO the wood to give her answer to the
/ made there the week before. or that
fdent would again favor me rs il had
IA In this was not undeceived. \
lgli1tg min fell all the afternoon. and
h, the onenipr in the wood where sat
lyarin,, hour after hour saw no one in
| Grounds below.
Laid ihc NIGHT at the "Whcat.hcaf."
froro my little room. in the front Of the
90 watched the road the next morning
| II shortly after o when the carriage
cod ~, ire ,vov to fine station with KAY
Oh and Colonel Bell. Kayauogh had a
-, H., ti- ;ins and n uorazine in bi.
Il indiN.rant to hi. connanion. who
WITH big tLin hands ON the nommcl Of
.t,'l. md a careworu. vj.t6Il look on
nno,. old tacr.
Started off nj once for tbe Grange.
+b,,. 'ro,a. ror Judith was in the car
when looked down from the wood.
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unI es If In mcditation
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a little hand,
4 little sand,
:, little whisper, Re my Wife"
\ little ring.
80 ends the thing
Another pair III clcd up Tor life.
BrUnonian.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-02-15
Out Of the Jaws Of Death.
By FRANK BARRETT.

tCoyg 1893 by published by special arrangement
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OUR KALEIDOSCOPE.

ITO BE CONTINUED
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
People of a Nation or a Generation.

Experts in handwriting say that
all the people of single generation
write alike, and 1t is well known
that most French handwriting has a
strong family likeness to the eyes of
others than Frenchmen. Nearly all
Cinnamon of the wash house class
look alike to superficial observers.
and persons unaccustomed to colored
persons find difficulty in distinguish
ing one from another. 1t needs,
however, a comparison of two Or
three family photograph albums of
twenty or thirty years ago to con-
vince men and women Of to-day that
there are striking superficial like
nesses running through Americans
of given generation. All these old
albums show curious resemblances,
chiefly, perhaps, OF dress and face,
but sufficiently striking for one fam
lily album at first glance to be taken
for another. AS page after page of
each is turned over, there is the
same succession of men, women and
children, in full figure, sitting, stand
ing. posed in groups of two or three,
with hats, without hats, draped in
shawls, and manitestly dressed in
their best for the occasion. The
photographers of those days chose,
for reasons of their own, to make
full length pictures, and as they
were usually small, costume counted
for great deal and helped to inten-
silly the general likeness running
the whole generation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
When the Liver Reprimands Us

For our neglect of it by lnfiicting upon US
sick headache, by dyeing the skin yellow,
coating the tongue with fur, producing ver-
tigo, pains in the right side and souring the
breath, we are little less than lunatics il
we disregard the chastisement. If we call
Hostetters Stomach Buffers to our aid,
tranquility and health follow speedily, and
with the departure of the symptoms men
bowels, which invariably attends disorder
of the liver. In malarial complaints the
liver is always involved, and it is for
tunate circumstance that this fine anti
bilious medicine is also the finest specific in
existence for every form of malarial dis
ease. Nor is it less efficaciors for dyspep-
STA, failure of appetite and strength.
nervousness and rheumatic tendency. 1t
renews the ability to sleep, and greatly
promotes convalescencs after wasting
diseases
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

Young Husband 1t is just week
toe day since we were married my
dear Lisette. Young Wife-Ah, what
a memory you have, darling!
BEG pardon" SAID the missionary.
''but will you translate his majesty's
remarks again? Did he tell his daugh-
ter that he was to have guests to din
ner or for dinner?"
Hicks, after a slashing speech by
Wicks-A rousing speech, but vituper-
alton is not argument. Wicks-I am
aware of that, but it makes one feel q
good deal better than the best argu-
ments.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
vIcTORiA'S CORONATION.
A Description of the Event as Seen b
Dean Stanley.


Dean Stanley.
The following account by Dean
Stanley of the coronation of Queen
Victoria is taken from recently
published life of the eminent &C.
clesiastic:
AT 1920 another gun announced
that she was at the abbey door, and
in about quarter of an hour the
procession appeared from under the
organ. advancing up the purple APP
proach to the chancel-everyone
leaning overland in they came.
First the great dukes, struggling
with their enormous trains; then
bishops, etc, and then the queen,
with her vast crimson train, out
spread by eight ladies all in white,
followed by the great ladies of the
court in enormous crimson trains,
and the smaller ladies with delicate
sky-blue trains trailing along the
dark floor. When she came within
the full view of the gorgeous abbey
she paused, as if for breath, and
clasped her hands The orchestra
broke out into the most tremendous
crash of music | ever heard. Il
was glad when they said unto mo.
Let us 60 into the house Of the
Lord.
Everyone literally gasped for
breath from the intense interest and
the rails of the gallery visibly
trembling in ones hand from the
trembling of the spectators. | never
saw anything like it; tears would
queen must sink into the earth under
the tremendous awe. But at last
she moved on to her place by the al
tar, and Gas | heard from my cousins,
who had a place close by) threw
herself on her knees, buried her
face in her hands, and evidently
prayed fervently. For the first part
the silence was so great that at my
extreme point l could hear quite
distinctly the tremulous but articu-
late voice Of the archbishop; after
ward it was quite inaudible.
The great drawbacks were the
feeble responses to the service and
the teebleness OF the acclamations-
hardly any at all at the recognition
and only tolerable at the coronation.
That was the crisis Of the ceremony
and the most striking part. The
very moment the crown touched her
head the guns went off, the trumpets
began, and the shouts. She was per-
fectly immovable, like a statue.
The duchess of Kent burst into tears
and her lady had to put on her cor
onet for her. The amounting was
very beautiful from the cloth of
gold; the homage. also. from the
magnificent cluster in the very CEN
ter.
1t was take off, though a
necessary one. | suppose that
throughout her face was turned
away from the spectators toward
the altar. ALI the movements were
beautiful. She was always accom-
panied by her eight ladies. floating
about her like silvery cloud. 1t was
over at $500. e. she went out then
with her crown, her orb, and her
scepter. | walked home. The rest
had to wait till eight o'clock for
their carriage, which was forced
back by the length of the line to
Remington common. The crowd in
the street to see the return process
sion was stupendous. 1t was all
more ike a dream than reality
more beautiful than | could have
conceived possible. | should almost
wish never to see her again; that as
this was the first image | had ever
had of her so it should be the last.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

The parliament of Finland has
passed law prohibiting all railroad
traffic and mail delivery on Sunday.
Henry Spitz of Altoona, Pa, was
fatally injured while saving his
little daughter from death under
an electric car.
The average watch is composed of
ninety-eight pieces and it's manu-
facture embraces more than 1000 dis
tinct and separate operations.
A sturgeon weighing 800 pounds
and having a leather belt attached to
its tail was caught off Wexford in
Narragansett bay one day lately.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
The mother of Bret Harte was q fac

The mother of Bret Harte was q fac
tory girl, handsome as doll, but
with no education. Her husband ed
ucated her and she became one Of
the finest ladies in Detroit.
OF Richard Henry Stoddard it is
said that he has every important book
printed in English for the past forty
years, but he still prizes most highly
the works of Hawthorne.
Rev. Benjamin Knepper, Reformed
minister of Gladdens, Pa, though sew
enty-six years of age, makes a journey
of six miles on foot twice week to
preach to country congregation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

The Will Be Laid September Fair Week.
When an engagement is broken off

When an engagement is broken off
1t is usually case of heart failure.
One after another of the theological
seminaries of the country are opening
their doors to women.
''Tbe male is late to. night" as the
woman said when she got up at a.
m. to let in her husband.
Talk about your Mosquito COAST"
said Bjoncs, rs he tenderly rubbed
the shining surfaces on his bald head
He-You decline me because / am
poor, but some day | shall bs rich!
She-Well, you have my postoffice ad.
dra-s
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
Incompatible Occupations.

Rev. Mr. Murdoch, a Methodist
minister of Rome, Ga, has been de-
prived of his pastorate by his bishop
because he is the editor of a paper.
His newspaper is said to be reputa-
BILE and honest, and only the bishops
notion that newspapers and minis
terial duties don't mix caused Mur.
doch's dismissal from the church.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
GOldhsh.

Goldfish are of Chinese origin
They were originally found In large
lake, near Mount Tsientsing. and
were first brought to Europe in the
seventeenth century. The first in
France came as a present to Nine.
de Pom padour.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
At the Burnt Cork soiree.

Bones-"Mr Johnsing. why am a prize
fight like porous plaster2''
Sambo-s'Am it kase it am good on de
draw, Mr.. Snowflake
Bones-s'No, sir. 1t am kase it KANT be
pulled off wivout somebody gettin' hurt"
And the band played Sweet Mar1e.n
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
An Unfortunate.

ais Ethel going to the sea shore
this summer?'
mo. What's the use? Nobody
would believe she had been away.
She doesn't freckie or tan a bit"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

Hegeman's Ca mphor zee with Glycerine.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Tender or Sore Feet
Chilblans. Piles. &c. c. G. Clark Co.. New Haven, CT.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

1t is no sign that hen meditates harm
to her owner because she lays for him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price, 75c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

A dude is a creature who cannot be
taught the difference between a monkeys
grin and mans smile
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

1t is not right to consider a man pirate
Just because he sheds few prlvateers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23

The smallest known microbe is that of
influenza
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1894-08-23
II. and Il.

Will clean Silks, Wooden Goods. Ribbons, Curtains
and Carpets. Unequaled for cleaning house, kill
Ing moths and renovating grease spots Price l5c,
2cakes for 25c. For sale everywhere. Address
Ii, 4 H., Des Mones Iowa.