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ADJUSTMENTS.


si.s5 to Lfiiiwaup Falls and Return.
The excursion 10 Lilliwaup falls, which
was to have taken place June II, and
which was postponed on account of the
gloomy weather. will occur on Wednes-
day, June 20. Every one is charmed with
the trip to Liiliwaup falls and Hood canal.
Those who go once are as eager for the
second enjoyment of its beauties as the
uninitisted. At this particular season, while
skies are free from fog or smoke. wonder
full giimpses are enjoyed of the oiympics,
whose nearness gives one the feeling of
gliding at their very base. Besides gran
deur which fills the soul. the eye is pleased
with the fresh verdure of June and de-
lighted at sight of our glorious state
flower, the rhododendron, now in bloom,
and which abounds on all sides. The OPP
portunity TO take this rare trip is now af-
forded all ut the much reduced rate of
81. IS by the women of Plymouth church,
who have charge OF tho excursion on
June ~.
Mr.. + ]. Rathbone. agent for the steamer
Sehome, will accompany the excusionists.
thus iusuring the prompt return at 10 30
u, m.
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Patents for settlers.

The following land patents for settlers
were received at the land Office yesterday;
Charles W. Arnold. w. E. Miller. Frank
Mason, A. 5. Balch. Peter Cullen. Lewis
Levy, Robert Harrison, II. A. Mlddaugh.
Robert Ellis, C. L. Harris. A. b. Nickel
son. George w. Boles. II. J. Tobias, Hat
tie Z. Parker, Albert Lindberry, W. w.
Bristol. Charles Cloves. Ambrose Hop
kins, Samuel Smith. John X. Roll. Henry
Hurshman, Simon J. Fock, 5. i. Higgins,
Samuel Hamilton. ID. K. Darling. ;. j..
Clark, James K. Pierson. John Montague,
James Campbell, John l. Sneathen, Will
lam Mems, Albert Pancost, Ida NJ. Snow.
Mineral certificates were received for: r.
NJ. Guye, Nicholas Rudebeck, Meyer Levy,
NJ. L. Wailing and A. A Allen.
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THE POLICE BOARD.
Several Changes Made in the
Patrol Force.
COMPLAINT or THE CHINESE
An Orseer Resigns Because he Does Not
Like the Posftion-One COM
missioner objects-

The police commissioners held g regular
meeting at headquarters last night, and.
s in addition 10 transacting considerable
routine business, accepted one resignation.
dropped three from the force and ap-
pointed four men 10 I'LL the vacancies.
The matter came mp in the form OF
recommendation from Chief Rogers Ii
read as follows:
II would recommend that the following
patroimen be dropped from the depart
ment, TO take effect June Is: Robert Holtz-
Glow, l. b. Pierce and X. Nj. McEntire,
and would recommend the appointment
of Frank Stevens, j. L. Bates. George Nj.
Leighton and James Buyrne-"
Commissioner Cheasty at this point in
formed the board that he could not agree
as to the action of Chief Rogers and should
vote against dropping the men, On mo-
ton of Niggle the report was accepted. and
on subsequent motions the recommends
tions were adopted. After the men had
been dropped Mr.. Cheasty said he had no
objections to voting for the new men.
Then the resignation of Officer William
Duncan, one of the men recently APP
pointed, was accepted. He resigned vol
unfairly, not liking the position.
Medical certificates of satisfactory exam
ination, according TO the rules and regula-
tons of the police department, were re-
ceiyed from James L. Wells, Frank Ken
nedy, Irving Ward and Charles II. Phil
lips.
Chief Rogers reported that he had in
vestigated the petition of Chinese mer-
chants relative to the searching of their
houses by officers of the department with
out search warrants ard had been unable
to find any case where an officer had
entered Chinese house without having q
proper search warrant
The report of the poundmaster showed
that twentv-seven animals were i'm
pounded. from which the city had re-
ceived $50.
Chief Rogers report of arrests for May
published in yesterdays PosT-INTEhLI-
GESoER was accepted and placed on file.
Applications for positions on the force
were received from the following: George
w. Hill, John Buckley. James +. McGee,
David o. Sullivan, Charles II. Cummings.
J. l.. Bates, George NJ. Leighton, James
Buyrne, John A. Miller.
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A Chance for Anglers.

Fishing on the Snoqualmie river is I'M
usually good. A number of large catches
have been brought In this week. One we'll
known angler caught nearly 100 trout
Wednesday. 4 convenient and inexpen-
sive trip TO the Snoqualmie can be made
by taking the 4:35 s. l.. s. & Z. train Sat-
urday afternoon TO the river. This train
reaches the fishing grounds in time for
early evening fishing. A special round
trip ticket good until the following Mon
day is sold for SITS. The trains leave
North Bend at sos p. m, thus giving
plenty of time for whipping any part of
the Snouualmie or it's branches
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WATER FRONT NOTES.

Steamer Fairhayen yesterday took forty
tons OF freight to Ia ConneF.
The Cricket was yesterday placed on the
Moran dry dock Tor further repairs
The ship Columbia was yesterday towei
to sea aith n cargo Of coal for San Fran.
eiscA
The steamer Mascot today makes trial
trim, having been repaired Aaa the ma
ehinsry replaced.
The steamer state OF Washington YES.
terday went on her weekly trlp % Ia
Coma. having been laid up the day before
for repairs.
The steamer Henri bailey, that went
ta the bottom Of the Skagit river during
the high water. Is said 10 he badly niled
With sand and mud, and wll be hard 10
raise.
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Meeting OF white River Farmers at
Orilifa.

Farmers Of the White river valley met
at orillia yesterday 10 take action upon the
plan for constructing drainage ditch pro-
posed by the Seattle city council. Will
lam Cochrane was IN the chair and C. C.
Strong acted as secretary Considerable
discussion ensued, and it was resolved to
decline the proposition OF the city council,
and to request the council 10 reconsider
their action and give the farmers the finan-
cial help which the latter need. aud which
they consider they have right to ask for.
because the farmers cannot be expected
to improve the city water works without
compensation. and the city will get more
value from the ditch than the amount of
the most liberal contributions the council
NAV make towards building it,"
The prevailing opinion among the farm
ers was that they could not raise the pro-
posed $50, 900 among those who had already
heavy losses to bear by the floods. and
that they had right to expect financial
aid from the city because the ditch would
afford the citizens a supply of pure noun
tain water. which they could not other
wise obtain except at a considerable out
Law
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free Kindergarten A.ocla,loa.

The Seattle Free kindergarten Associa-
ton will hold a public meeting with a
programme OF entertainment 81 the Cham
Der of Commerce this afternoon At $50
o'clock. Following Is the programme:
Piano solo 1890, Miss Marion Atwood
faper-"Nhst We IeacA ia Kindergarten"
followed ty SoDEs and games .-...
..-.s--...-.... &Fs. & =, peshuFst and clasa
Recitation .-...-.. Mrs. Celeste Langley Slzassan
kiniergaftea exercises ,.-..- .-........ ctass
flAho soAo.s..-. Mas Marion aood
Oooa-hys so1gs..-,......-..-. .-.. Class
The directors Of the association are
feeling much encouraged in their work
ana hope very soon - open their irst
school. having almost reached the amount
Of pledges necessary 30 TIE support Of the
work. No admission will be charged to-
day. bat al who sre interested. and can DO
80. are urged BY the directors 10 help The
association ia their work
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The Late B,.hop suii,oe.

Right Rev. Acton Windeyer Sillitoe. ID.
D., ID. c. L., lord bishop of New West
minister, who died in the city of that
name last Saturday night. was born in
Australia in 1870 He was educated at
Cambridge, and held curacies at Stafford
shire and at Worsiey. Eng. He was con-
secrated bishop IN 1879, and greatly extern
ded the church on the mainland OF British
Columbia. He was an accomplished
musician, a jealous Free Mason and a man
of liberal views
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A New Eawn Arrives.

have made this week at Leschi park there
will be good sized menagerie before the
summer is over. On Wednesday Tony
added a fine pup sea lion to the tank.
This evidently made the deer in the park
envious of the attention bestowed upon
the sea lions, for yesterday Daisy gave
birth to pretty little fawn. As soon as
the news of the birth reached park visitors
attention was shared, many people walk
ing to the paddock to see the youngest of
Superintendent Haas family.
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Henry Irving. Version of .r.u., :,

The production of Faust" which will
be seen at the Seattle theater Monday.
Tuesday and Wednesday evenings, June
$50 and -. is bringing fame and fortune
TO that rising young actor. Mr.. John
Griffith. and he and his adequate company
are deserving Of administrative audience.
Goethe's great work is familiar to every
intelligent person. it's a legend for the
good TO adhere to aud terror for the bad
10 shun. The company carry a special
car 10 transport the wealth of scenic, me-
chanical and electrical effects aud for the
latter complete electrical plant The
stage effects which are in command of this
company are spectacular elements de-
veloped to the fullest extent Among them
will be seen 1.-The fire cross" and the beauti-
ful electric Glover bed" which are mar
veis Of beauty. Faust" as whole will
prove spectacular revelation to the city,
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FIRED BY CRACKERS.
Marrow Escape OF n shed From De-
struetion nv Boys.

An ineipient blaze among some sacks in
shed owned by Joseph Mcknight. near
the corner Of Sixth and Marion streets,
was extingnished by the hremen from
headquarters yesterday afternoon. The
IRE was caused by frecraekers thrown bv
boys aged about II years. Mrs. McNaugh.
cautioned the lads abo"t throwing the fire
crackers into the shed. and they insolently
replied that If they could not throw them
into the shed they would throw them into
her yard. For nearly three weeks the boys
that congregate on Seventh street near
Columbia have been firing crackers as if
the Fourth of July was at hand.
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aAnINE NEWS.

HooriAM. June ia.-FSpecial = Sailed
Str cosmopohs, sehr c. +. Falk. schr
Guide, all Tor San Francisco.
PoRr GANRIE. June iS--fSpeciai. -
Sailed yesterdAy-Sehr Meteor, Capt
Born, for San Pedro.
SAN fRANCisco. June iA-Arrivea-
Columbia. from Portland aud As
toriA; Malla WAlla, Victoria sud Port
Townsend. Cleared - Saturn, Panama +;
John 4. Briggs. Nanaimo. Departed
Germania. for Seattle; schr Fanny Adele,
Msllara bay; sehr Lilly, umpauA
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treasurer in place OF J. r HARDEN. who
resigned the position
Prof Reeves vas elected professor of
modern Languages to I'LL the vacancy
caused By the resignations OF Miss EsteEie
Wyck0ff and Miss Mary A. Camenen.
The bids on the power house. gymna-
stun, power plant and heating plant we're
opened, but we're al rejected with the ex-
eeption OF those on the heat and power
plants. which we're held in allegiance on
account Of the plan. which will have 10 be
modified in order to come within the ap-
preparation.
The board will hold another meeting at
IL O'Clock today.
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PopuIist. at Ballard.

The Populists Of Ballard elected their
delegates TO the county convention on
Friday. There were twenty-nine candi-
dates and thirteen delegates elected.
Many of those balloted for are well-known
Democrats. The delegates elected are:
George Weber. A. Mcdonald, Thomas
Winsor, n. +. Beck, w. +. Marshall. III.
T. Gearing, +. o. Marsh, p. +. Morrow, f..
Nanny, w. L. Forester, s. w. Benjamin.
Z. Hopkins and J. r. Diggs.
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THE MARBLE FONT.
First Use at the Baptismsl Service at
Dr. Alisonss Church.

bf. Aifsons NnurCn.
Children's day will be observed Sunday,
all day, at the First Presbyterian church.
AT IL O'Clock a. M. DIR. Alison will preach
n sermon specially appropriate TO the chill
dren. but of interest 10 all. In the even
ing at 8 o'clock the Sunday school will
render carefully prepared programme.
There will be Rotations. singing, etc.
The church will have floral decorations
betting the occasion. The sacrament or
baptism will be administered to children
at the morning service. The handsome
marble font, weighing about 1000 pounds
and presented By gentleman in Philadel-
phia in honor of his wife. will be used for
the first time in the bsptismai service OF
the church. The Sabbath school will at
tend in body and occupy reserved seats
in front of the church at both services.
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further reduction ia rates for electric
lighting has been made b. the 4 MON Elee-
tr1e Company. Tie price Of ;. ID ana le-
e@ndte-possr ineaHGescent lsmps has been
reduced from - TO a. cents ana thst az
ss-causle-pover lamps from - to IS cents.
Antt she discount on meter earrent. Of
Nh4eh sie pslos - y reais per tao satt
heafs. ass S'~en reduced IS fOgioEs, $1,000
Ns1 hoaTs OF over, a. PER cent, formerly
PSE esAL Sa4eeo or over, l. instead OF 10
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When His Day.. work Wa. Done.

Samuel Peterson. whose body was
brought to the city from Preston on Thurs
day. fell dead from heart disease while
washing at the logging camp at the end
of his days work and was found by his
fellow-workmen. He had been in the
United States about four years and had "a
wife and children in Norway and a brother
in Kitsan county
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UNIVERSITY REGENTS.


The board az university regents held a
regular meeting yesterday afternoon. al
toaFnlng until evening. George HYDE
Preston attended Tor the tFst tine since
his srRointmont BY tbs governor, and
Regents Allyn. ~ Tacoma. and Bean sad
Convey. 81 Olympia. Strickland, Of sno-
kane. and kellogg and President HAYDEN.
Of Seattle. we're also present, making fall
attendance ~ the board.
ConsiderAals time was consumed in 90
ING over the minutes Of the last meeting
which covered lsS pages sna iacluded al
estimates. etc.
Mr. kellegs Was elected on the eKssa.
ttve committee ia pace 81 nr. Mltsen. se.
slsned. Ne. Preston wAs elected oa the
COMMITTEES 81 Instruction. Aad and eaaow-
meats, and Frank l. R.odSsst Vas elected
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f. ID. Neil, a butcher, and Charles
Louch. fireman. were fined IS each in
the municipal court yesterday for fighting.
Neil did not have the money, so he went
TO Jail. Ella King. variety performer,
was the cause OF the trouble. Neil claimed
he was protecting the woman, while
Louch was uncertain as to what did hap
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Travelling Agent NJ. +. Benton. of the
Burlington system. has received /. coo fans,
which he Is distributing At bis Office in
the Northern hotel.
superintendent J. r. Copeland, of the
Great Northern Coast lines. returned yes
terday from the Skagit valley, where he
has been repairing the damage done by
the uood
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per cent: 5000 or over. - instead OF 10
per cent; 10000 or over, . instead Oh
l71% per cent: 10000 or over, 50 instead
OF 221k per cent; 400, 600 or over, 81 instead
of 80 and IS per cent: 10000 or over, ~
per cent. which was formerly the discount
for 10000 or over. A rate OF % cents Is
also made for i0-candIe-power lamps to
hang on the front porch and be cut OF by
midnight
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Removal of Custom House.

Some time between next Monday and
July the custom house offices will be re-
moved from the present quarters IN the
Starr-Boyd building TO rooms Nos IL. Is
and is Colman building, and in addition q
room on the lower floor will be used as q
store room for goods held for examination.
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Frank BurreII 4. Recovering.

Frank Burrell. the little boy who Was
injured by Front street cable car, is
doing we'll at Providence hospital and is
likely 10 recover. The physicians have
given strict orders that all friends must
keep away. IN order that he may remain
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Conner Wira Found.

Officer HUFF reported last night that
man named Drauge. of 204 Farm street.
had found a lot of copper wire on the
water front in North Seattle. No owner
has been discovered, bat it is thought that
IL may be part of the Anacortes wire
that was stolen several weeks ago.
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Tho Great Northern railroad has ar
ranged with the Northern Steamship
Company and the Anchor line of lake
steamers for the carrying Of cedar siding
in packages not over sixteen feet long,
instead of twelve feet as formerly, and for
the application of the rate 90 mixed car
loads Of shingles and siding instead of to
straight car loads Of each. This will en-
able cedar lumber mills to ship longer
lengths OF siding and to sell less than ear
load quantities OF each making car
load combined
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ne steamer Hattie Hanson viii give an
excursion sunday. June IL. 70 Sylvan
grove, leaving Colmsn's wharf At s 80
a. m. and p m. Tickets, - &c nts.
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Owing 10 departure for East the best
located and equipped restaurant in Seattle
for sale at great sacrifice. Call or ad-
dress Room y. Smith block, corner Sec
ond and James
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Chief Of Police Hickman, of Port Towns
end, arrived N the city yesterday after A.
Adams and James Jones, who were ar
rested night before last on the charge Of
stealing iosty boom chains a. PORT Towns
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Main spring to your wateh brokens II
al! pay you - take Il 70 the Ratio watch
maker. y here you wiu get $50 spring Tor
15c Ehis = eek
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The case Of Frank N. Potter. charged
With assault and battery upon his wife,
Mary '. Potter. was dismissed in the
municipal couyt yesterday nj the request
Of Mrs. Potter. Mr.. Potter paying the
cpsts
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If you are afflicted with any Chronic
Nervous or Special Diseases, consult Dr. +.
G. Johnson. rooms 5, and Seheuerman
block Seattle
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Mrs. Ke,..' La.,leetar. rs.,.v

The lecture for young ladles a. the yiayi
par.ers, gwen hy Mrs. L. r. keyes. Vas
vel attended ard listened 10 With appre-
e,asaoR, Der subject being chosen with
reference % her aadienee, composed pEin-
eipaliy ot young ladies. The last 81 the
series viii be gwen ~ Fet;is' Chamhres De
Masique this afternoon AZ O'Clock.
Mrs. ksYes Is very pleasing speaker
and hollis the attention of her audiences.
a. her subjects are selected in reference 10
the needs 81 those present
Mothers All daughters invited 10 be
resent
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DR.. Frank Brooks. speciality paralysis
all nervous diseases Office. Gotsstein
block.
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just reoeiyed, shipment OF tine csyloa
tea. AsSmsn's 81 Front street
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BREvITIEs.

The opening ball of the Seattle Yacht
Club has been postponed until June %.
Seattle Junior Baseball Club won a
victory over the South School Union Club
BY 8 to z.
The baseball teams of the Olympic Ath-
letic Club and Sidney will play a match at
West Seattle on June "a.
The county auditor yesterday issued
marriage license to Hans Jorgensen and
Karolina Nilsen, both of Seattle.
The county auditor is at work on the
warrants covering the expenses for May,
and they will be ready for issue next Mon
day.
the funeral services of Mrs. ]. III. Carter
were held yesterday afternoon at $3.50
O'Clock at 42i Tenth street, Rev. Garrett
officiating. The interment took place in
Lake View cemetery.
City Jailer Hamilton is busily engaged
in renovating the Jail. Whitewash was
flying at a lively rate yesterday, and when
the days work was done the walls of the
big receiving cell looked white and clean.
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Cut flowers and plants cheap at Wash
ingtoa Floral Company, 500 Second street.
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Ayers Hair Vigor is Q universal beauti-
fer. Harmless. effective and agreeable, il
has taken high rank among toilet articles.
This preparation causes thin and weak
hair to become abundant strong and
healthy. and restores to gray hair its
original color
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Screen door 81. PAciHc Hardware Co. .
Sil Nesler avenue.
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0esoslsy makes AAFassA TO CONNER.
Ca stEeeA
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Get box Of Tood lAnadry soap foE soc
a. Nswman's. az front street
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The cYNlc.
4 thoroughbred dog Is never as smart as

A thoroughbred dog is never as smart as
a cur.
It is never safe to tell newly married
man secret He'll tell his wife
Tho less people know about each other
the politer they are to each other.
Talk about sensational trials-wait until
you hear the recording angels testimony.
If wewere all like the devil in one partic-
ular, we might amount tom HeiSnever
idle.
1t does not necessarily follow when a
man has his picture taken with a guitar
that he can play,
A man never likes to get too sick to be
able to walk to the mirror and sec how
badly he is looking.
The greatest trial in the world Is to have
a trouble on your mind and guest on
your hands at the same time.
Every man hopes that before he dies his
middle name will become as familiar to
the people as his last name is.
Hypnotism will never reach It's perfected
state until deadbeat can make a creditor
believe he has paid his bill when he hasn't.
-Atchison Globe.