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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
LEFT IN CHARGE.

The Boy Was Satisfied That the Child
Would Grow Up to BE a Bruiser.
A woman left baby carriage and
a sleeping child outside of store on
Grand River avenue the other day
while she went in to make a pur
chase says the Detroit Free Press.
On coming out she walked off up the
avenue, forgetting all about the
child, and it was twenty minutes be
fore she came running back to find a
ragged urchin in full charge.
My blessed baby!" gasped the
woman as she sprang forward.
''Yes'm," replied the boy. Purity
cute young'un, he is. Men him $
bin giStin' along together like two
brothers.
Why, bless his heart, he's wide
awake.
"Yes'm-been awake for ten min
utes. When he woke up he sniveled
a leetle, but l yelled at him and he
shet up. purtended | was goin' to
put a head on him, but of course |
wouldn't punch kid like him."
Dear me. but how absent-mindsd
/ was" exclaimed the woman.
Yes you was" replied the boy.
but wimmin is most all that way
Say! this kid is goin' to be purity
sassy when he grows up"
why, what do you mean?
He stuck up his nose at me, and
when | put my fist down and told HIM
to smell of it and go to the hospital
for three months he jist said
''Humph." and stuck it up higher n
ever. Yes, he's goin to make a
fighter, he is.
well, you can run along" sal
the woman as she handed him nick
ell.
"Thankey' ma'am / see kid in
a keeridge on the next block below.
and I'll go down and make up faces
and square off at him and see if he's
got any sand. Your. kid is o. X. =
bound to lick Corbett if nothin' dom
stop him from CROWN upwards.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Envy Rebuked.

Banks-Old fellow, where have you
been?
Rivers-I have just COM from a
grand banquet.
''Oho! Take good look at me,
Rivers. How many men do l seem to
be?"
after a prolonged Inspection
Even now, Banks, there don't seem to
be enough of you to maxi quite an
average man."-Chicago Tribulie.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

Chief Keokuk of the Sac and Fox
tribe who was assessed for taxes on a
store he was running at the Sac and
Fox agency and who refused to pay,
and carried the case into the district
court at Chandler, and lost, has ap-
pealed to the supreme court. The In
dians have hired the best of attorneys
and will fight the case hard, as it is a
test case and one of great Importance
to them as well as to the white settlers
in all the counties where there
are Indian allotments.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

In attempting to arrest Il gang of
tramps, two blocks from the business
portion of st. Cloud, Mimi, Friday sf-
ternoon, Chief of Police, McKelvey
shot and fatally wounded one tramp.
the ball entering the head above the
left eye He also shot another tramp
in the hip. Everything goes to show
that the chief shot in self defense.
Ole Hanson was waylaid and robbed
by this gang shortly before the shoot
ing. Three other tramps of the same
gang were arrested.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
HERE'S PATERNALISM FOR YOU.
Total grants to 1879
2l5,OOO,OOO

AoSoA rants 20 1913 .zl5, 0OO, 600
The old party whelps are continu-
ally telling us that they do not believe
in ''paternalism" but for all that you
mover hear them denounce the above
scandaious appropriations of the peo-
pies land to he p to build up monop-
oily that Expresses and robs the people
of their hard earnings. But rather
uphold and foster them by donating
lands, and issuing of interest bearing
bonds loaning o; them to the railroads
to help them build their roads, and
after using these bonds for thirty
years without paying any part of the
principal or Sinterest they now have
the audacity to ask continuation of
the loan.-The Populist Conway,
Ark.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

James Thomas, alias "Buckskin
Jimmy" once a wealthy Denver mer-
chant, but now pauper, has been ar
rested on charge of attempted train
wrecking. He was caught in the act
of placing timber across the Colora-
dos track at gully near Denver. He
is regarded as demented.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
suggestions for thu Cook.

During the spring months the house
keeper finds more difficulty in getting
up varied and appetizing meals than
at any other season.
Fortunate is she who has a supply of
parsnips ready to be dug as soon as the
frost is out of the ground, an aspara-
gus bed and patch of pieplant
The parsnips may be simply boiled
and mashed, or after boiling cut in
thin slices and fried in butter.
To make parsnip stew cut equal
quantities of parsnips and potatoes
into small pieces and boil with several
slices of salt pork; season with salt and
pepper.
We cook asparagus in the following
ways: First, cut into half-inch pieces
and boil in sailed water twenty min
utes; season with cream or butter, or
both, and eat with bread or oyster crack
ers.
2. Cut into half-inch pieces, reject
ing the tough ends, boil 10 minutes in
just enough water so that none need
be poured off. Beat one or two eggs,
add three tablespoonfuls of cream,
sweet or sour, and one of vinegar,
salt. When the asparagus is done
pour this mixture over it and let it
come to the boiling point.
3. Tie the asparagus in small bun
dies and boil in just enough sailed
water to cover it. Toast some slices
of bread and butter them, lay the
asparagus on and butter that and pour
10 80. IL. Al
agus was boiled.
We think pieplant sauce is best
cooked without any water. Peel, cut
in small pieces, put in the sugar and
that will draw out the juice; cook ii
in pail set in kettle of boiling
water or in the oven
If pieplant is scalded in boiling
water few minutes before cooking it
will not require as much sugar, but it
will not be as rich.
Elephant can be canned for winter
use without cooking by cutting the
peeled stalks into small pieces and
filling the cans and pouring over them
cold water. Seal at once. We always
put up gooseterries for pies in that
way and they keep nicely. We are
just using the last of those we put up
! last summer.
When used pour off the water, wash
them in another water, cook in just a
| little water until soft, sweeten, thicken
the syrup with flour and fill your pies.
A quart can makes two round pies
Raisins are SO cheap now, 20 or %
! pounds for a dollar that we have used
them freely. They have three of the
most desirable qualities of food. They
are very nutritious, inexpensive and
palatable. Simply boiled and sweet
ened land they need but little sugar.
they make nice sauce. Soaked over
night and cooked little in the morn
ing they are good for pies, while a
handful added to bread or rice pud-
! ding or boiled with hominy is great
addition.
Bananas, also, may be recommended
for the same reasons. Eat out of the
skin or slice and eat with sugar and
cream.
Oranges are not IS nutritious, but
they are healthful, and though more
expensive probably do not cost as
much as pies or cakes while needing
no time to prepare, an item of import
ance in the housekeeping days SO
soon to be upon us.-Helena Maynard
| in Farmers Review.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

Outing for June opens with a strong
complete story, The Cure of the
Winkleys," by Annie Richardson Tai
bot. Trout and black bass fishing
canoeing, camping, and other season
able sports are well covered in num-
Der which cannot fail to interest every
believer in outdoor recreation and
wholesome pastime.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
I,Torned out alright.

What has become of your first love,
Fannie Jones. about whom you used to
rave so much?' asked a New York gen
tlemen of friend whom he had not
met for several years.
''Oh, she is married and happy"
And how is it with you?'
~ am still happier-and unmarried.
Alex Sweet, in Texas Siftings.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
You Dnn,t Hnvn tn

go 1000 miles to reach the land of the
prune. The irrigated lands of Idaho
along the line of the Union Pacific
system are capable of producing the
class of fruit seen in the Idaho Elk
hibit at the Worlds Fair. Why! by
stopping in Idaho you'll save enough
on your fare and freight to make the
first payment on your farm. Investi-
gate.
Advertising matter sent on applica-
ton. Address E. i. Lomax, G. p &
L. A, Omaha, Neb.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Necessary PAntomime.

Bridget-D'ye moind tn way thin
Oytalians motions wild their hands an
arrums an heads an bodies whin they
talks?
Patrick-Begorra, how ilse could
they undiashtand PLAT aich other do
be chatterin' about?-N. Y. Weekly
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
All ExnIainah.

What makes a balloon go up in the
air, papa" asked Robbie.
because" replied Bobbie's father,
cit is filed with gas"
'Then that must be the reason
triumphantly exclaimed Bobbie, THAT
our gas meter is fastened down So
tight. "-Brooklyn Life
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Etin uette,sDemands.

Husband alarmed EMILY. there
seems to be smoke coming up through
the floor. Run and tell the lady on
the fiat below. Something's afire in
her part of this building. Quick,
quick!
Wife (coldlv and stately)-Cyrus, I'll
never do it in the world. We've lived
three months in this fiat and she has
never called on me.-Tid-B Bits.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
He Meant the Other.

Cholly Chumpleigh-My father had
"A marvellous intellect, but he died
quite young. of consumption
Teddy Trumpleigh There is no dan
ger of your inheriting it.
Cholly Chumpleigh there is no
sign of consumption in me.
Teddy Trumpleigh wasn't speak
ing of the consumption.-N. Y. World.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
A Matter ofCOurse.

Outsider Kentuckians are very
proud because you took the first prize
on your whiskey at the fair, amt you?
Col Poker-Not at all, sir. If we
hadn't taken it we would have sued
the commissioners and judges for de-
famation of character.-Detroit Free
Press
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Pulverizing.

Teacher = Pulverized sugar is so
called because it is powdered. Do you
understand?
Little Girl-Yes'm.
Teacher-Now construct sentence
with the word .'pulverize" in it.
Little Girl-You pulverize your face!
Good News.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

Bob-Awfully embarrassing thing
happened today, Jack. | went into a
shop to buy some cigars. when sud
denly discovered that ! had left my
money at home.
.Iack-Did the proprietor trust you?
Bob-Oh, yes; he knew me.
Jack lin surprise)-And he trusted
you?-Answers.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
A Natural Question.

Domestic GOO. Goo, Oooi / saw
a ghost on the back stairs! I'm sure
] did, 1t was woman Mistress
Horrors! How was she dressed ?'
New York Weekly.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Strength In Numbers.

Bingo-I've got to have drink, old
man. Won't you step into my house
and join me?
Kingley-But your wife's there, isn't
she?
Bingo-Yes. That's why I am so
anxious to have you along.-N. Y.
World.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
CondignIx Punished.

Charon-Who, in Jupiter's name.
is making that awful racket?
Pluto. grimly Whats the shade OF
the individual who sat behind listen
ers at the opera and explained things
as the performance went along. =
Chicago Record.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

Mrs Nuwed-I cannot understand
why you are making yourself SO ex-
ceedingly agreeable to that odious
western woman.
Mrs. Uptodate-Hush. Don't say a
word. She lives in Dakota. l may
gnd it convenient to visit her for a few
months some day.-N. Y. World.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

The annual report of the Standard
Oil company of New York, filed with
the secretary of state, shows: Assets.
$50. $50, 600; debts. Sl3, $50. 900: capital
stock s., 900. 900, all of which has been
actually Daid in
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Ye Modern Mistress.

Fair Guest-My goodness! This room
looked like prison cell. What is it
for?
Hostess-That is to lock myself in
when l scold the cook.-N. Y. Weekly.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Economy Run Mad.

Heiress-Dear me. times are hard.
Mabel-HOw do you know?
Heiress-Why, all the men are pro
posing to me in their last year,
phrases. It's very monotonous N
Y World
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

SINCE Coxey's conviction for walk
ing ION the grass" there are thousands
of new recruits that have taken to
'.the middle OF the road
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
OfWhatUR

"You are fool, that's what you
are
"You are liar, sir, and
'Am 1? Then what are you getting
mad about?"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Arc! ed.

Sally Gay-What cunning little fell
low Mr.. Callipers is!
Dolly Swift-Cunning Why he's
dreadfully bow-legged.
Sally Gay-Yes, but that gives him
such an arch look you know.-Truth.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Sarcastic.

''Aw-Miss Pert, how do you find
my-aw-muStache
Find it? | didn't know you had
one to loser'-Iia!lo.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
A Definition.

Weinberg-What do you call work
of art?
Givens-It's something you don't
quite understand and that costs you n
heap of money.-Puck.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
TRAMP TRAMP TRAMP
DETERMINED MARCHERS ARE
The COMMONWEALTH

fhsir Mission IL to Save the Republic
from the Looters of the Treasury
Hungry, Desperate. Patriotic aud
Brave.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

w. II. GRIFFIN, Jackson, Michigan,
writes: Suffered with Catarrh for fifteen
years, Halls Catarrh Cure cured me. .
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

Mrs. Henpeek suppose that
should die.
Mr.. Ienpeck-Good heavens. Is
there any doubt about it?
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Women Suffrage.

First Rescuer-Theres woman in
the wreck.
Second Rescuer-How do you know?
First Rescuer-Therc's trunk in the
baggage-car that six men cannot lift
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Llgh,nlng-Flash Out of = clear skr.

"tHIH Iasl Out OF OIeaf SKY.
Weary Senator-Well. I'm glad my
work on the tariff is ended.
His Wife-My dear. / wish you
would look over this grocer's bill
it's Truth.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

The I4-months-old child of Mr.. and
Mrs. Howe Hamilton of Augusta
drank consideral amount of concen-
trated lye a few days ago and cannot
live
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Indeed II Did.

so they wanted a boz and it wa.
a grip"
"Yes-it came a-miss .s-Truth
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Reason EluYgh.

Simple-Why is it that Mrs Bultinch
and Mrs. Graynecll hate each other so?
Sage-They re both women.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Doom of tina Petticoated Lamp.

Hegeman's CamphOr Ice with Glycerine.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Tender or Sore Feet
Chblains, Piles. &c. G. q. Clark Co., New Haven, CT
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Taking Precautions.

"HansOD's Magic Corn Salve.'
warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist for IL. Price Is cents.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

WHO SUFFERS with his liver, con-
stipation, bilious ills, poor blood or
dizziness-take Beecham's Pills. OF
druggist. S 25 cents
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
Another Matter

Jones has skipped with twenty
thousand dollars"
Hes genius
and he took your umbrella along,
too"
Hes an Internal scoundrelr-Hallo.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

A CLEANSING AGENT.-For washing
mirrors and windows ammonia is very
desirable; put a few drops of ammonia
on piece of paper, and it will readily
take off every spot or finger mark on
the glass. 1t will take out grease
spots. Put on the ammonia nearly
clear, lay plotting paper over the place
and press a hot fat-iron on it for a
few moments. A few drops in water
will clean laces and whiten them as
well; also muslins. Then it is most
refreshing agent at the toilet table; a
few drops in basin of water will
make better bath than pure water;
and if the skin is oily, it will remove
all glossiness and disagreeable odors.
Added to foot bath, it entirely alb
serbs all noxjous smells so often aris-
ing from the feet in warm weather,
and nothing is better for cleaning
the hair from dandruff and dust For
cleaning hair and nail-brushes it is
equally good.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

To BREED from immature or poor
specim ems is. to violate one Of the first
laws Of breeding.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06
A Financial Manager.

Shiloh-a Consumption Cure
Is sold "A guara ntee. II cures Jncipient ConsHQy
ton II is the best Cough Cure. IS Scots $lN
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

There is restaurant in FL Reno
with the queer name of Cyclone.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

APPLE Snowflake apples of clear
white pulp, pare, core and quarter,
put with the necessary quantity of
water, over hot fire and cook as rap
idly as possible. Pass through q sieve
and set in the coolest place you can
md. While they are cooling, whip
the whites of two or three eggs to q
stiff froth, and add some powdered
sugar. When the apple has become
quite cold, whip the egg into it and
keep it in cold place until time for
serving. Whipped cream may be
served with it if desired.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1894-06-06

VANILLA Stow EGGs.-Beat stiff the
whites of six eggs; have ready on the
fire q pint of milk sweetened and
favored with vanilla; as soon as it
boils drop the beaten egg into it by
tablespoonfuls, and as soon as they be-
cone set dip them out with tin; slice
and arrange them according to fancy
upon broad dish; allow the milk in
the saucepan to cool little, and then
stir in the yelks of the egg very grad
ually. When thick, pour around the
showed eggs, and serve cold.
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1liy9 Is
DUBLlC SALE.

JOHN r. HAMMERSLY,
mY0 Is A c. Constable
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EXTRACT OF THE BRAIN OF THE OK.
In the Treatment of
L0COMOTOR ATANIA.
\ Y Neurological Society, Meeting April
~ 1th 1S93.


4 c.sze was prcsentrd Of locmotor atariG
.ub;ch had been treated with hypodermic in
o;s.rjons OF CEREBRINE. Six years ago
o.be ,aticnt. man aged forty, had begun to
.srrrsr with double vision. This, after sever
DsI months OF treatment, had disappeared. and
of9r ti,nc he had been quite we'll The typi-
"-sl symptoms of locomotor ataXia then came
a,n complete loss of knee Jerks; sharp pains
"in the lcss ataxia gait well marked inabil-
";.y 10 stand with the eyes closed difficulty
.;,, evacuating the bladder aud bowels sex
-ral powcr lost; sense of construction
~sfaund the waist. Treatment was begun
about Ten weeks ago, and consisted ola daily
"bynodermic injection OF ofCEREBRINE Ham
"mond] five drops, combined with Ike
amount Of water. Improvement very mark
ed sexual functions perfectly restored com
.plete control over bladder and bowels. and
sharp pains had disappeared general health
improved able to run mp and down sl;,i;s,
and could stand steady with his eyes closed.
No other treatment employed. Improvement
gradual and steady"
EPILEPSY.
D,.o Five Drops. Price q drachms.) 50 30.
Where local druggists are not supplied with
tie Hammond Animal Extracts they will be
nuilcd. together with all existing literature
OF the subject, on receipt of price, by
THE COLUMBIA CHEMICAL CO.,
Washington. D. c.
Yor sale by E. s. LEADBEATER Il SONS
and L. STABLER & CO., Alexandria.
81
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BOOTS AND SHOPS.

yT'S ONE THING TO SAY YOU HAVE
i the cheapest, but its another thing to
prove it, SMASHED and all records laid in
the dust Take look at our prices.
Mems Straw Hats worth soc, 75c, 81 and
$125, our price 17c, 35c and soc. Boys
and Children's Straw Hats, 17c, 19c and 25c.
Mems Ncckwear tho best assortment in
town, 25c 81 Gents Balbriggan Shirts and
Drawers, our price soc. S1.25 Mems fine
Pcrcale Shirts laundered. Acc. SOC and 75c
Chidrcns Null Hats white pink and blue
our price 25c. 25c and SOC Ladies'
Yacht Hats, black, whito and bluo 10c and
15c. soc all Silk Mits, light and dark. our
price 2tc ladies Stick Pins, the latest nov
elites, sc and 10c 25c Ladies, Misses and
Childrcns Hose, black and tan, 10c. SOC
Ladies' Muslin Drawers and Chemise, lace
trimmed, 25c 20c and 25c Ladies' Gauze
Vests ribbon trimmed, our price 1Oc. 10c
Napkins, our price &c. 1000 Mems keep
cool Goats. Soc
Boots, Shoes, Clothing, Ladies' and Gents
Furnishing Goods.
WE ARE HEADQUARTERS AND THE
LEADERS OF LOW PRICES.
KAUFMANN'S COMBINATION STORES.