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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
SHEAR NONSENSE.

'Why are you in here?" asked the
city missionary.
ION. just for doing little cutting
up" answered the man who had been
arrested for chopping his wife nearly
TO bits with hatchet.-Indianap0l
journal.
just make your best endeavor-
Have faith instead of doubt;
II times were good forever.
what could you grOwl about?
Atlanta Constitution.
"Jaggs never misses anything"
whats he doing nOw?"
''raking the Kelley cure"
''D0 you call that bit of luck?"
Jupiter. think of the good times he
must have had to need it.-Chicago In.
ter Ocean.
my heart Is full for love of thee!
wilt wed!' cried Mr.. Hubbard
On. ina" replied Miss Jones, may be
But tell me, hows your cupboardy''
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The doomed man shuddered as they
adjusted the moose.
My family" lie faltered. .'is one of
me oldest and most respected. DO not
tell them"-
His head sank upon his breast.
-"that at the very last"-
Tears rained from his eyes.
- wore a cravat / didn't tie nv
self"
An instant later he swung into etern-
ity.-Detroit Tribune.
A man is lingering at the gate
Some tramp or burglar, maybe;
On. no: he is a candidate
lie wants to kiss the baby.
Detroit Free Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

o like itin Septembur.
When the harvest work is dun,
An the County Fair is reddy
With the prizes ter be won.
Fer take tn biooded heffur.
An hog o. pond'rous size,
Err a yearling fer the races.
An try ter win pr.ze.
Farmer Snappin' Bean goes with me.
An he tries ter git place.
But l leave him at the quarter,
An he's never in tn race.
Silas Simpson trots a secon'
With er little sorrel mare,
But | leave him i'll tn distance
Yes, allus heat him square.
Yes, like it in Septembur.
When the harvest work is dun,
An tn County Fair is OPEN
If l git tn prizes won.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

WE SUGGEST with all that diffidence
of doctor of one school prescribing
medicine to doctors of different one,
to our Republican brethren who are
protesting that all Democratic candi-
dates for congress must be beaten this
fall so that there shall be an end to tariff
agitation and the business interests may
have a rest. that they are not taking
their own medicine. Down in Maine
state issues We're entirely ignored. Tom
Reed and Bill Mckinley and Dingle y
and Boutelle and all the lights, what
ever their candle power. talked nothing
but tariff until the polls closed in
cyclone of tariff wind. Now, if the tariff
should be given a rest. you fellows
should set the example; button up your
mouths. and turn your editorial pencils
TO discussion of the profile IN of the
existence of life on Mars, or some other
similarly live topic. Keep as mum as
the Republican organs in this state are
just now keeping over the relatio ms that
existed between the state auditor and
the G. N. railway, for illustration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
Talk abOut~
CHINCHELLA
CLOAKS!

Why the other fellows
aren't Gin it. We have
taken that as our specially.
and will give you for $50
what others call a leader at
So. so or 5000. We have
elegant lines at $3.50 $40,
SIS to s24. so, and OUR
c h i n C h il las are ALL
WOOL. Our Cloak De-
partment is a winner sure.
and we are catching the
trade. Come and see us.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
SIS AStrakhanS

seem to be "'leaders' all
around. We don't howl
about ours much, but they
are GOOD, well worth
$40. 90 more, but we always
meet ANYBODY'S price
and make the quality much
better. Our stock of As
trakhans is immense-looks
like we will never sell them
all-but we will.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

CHICAGO is keeping up its recora as
the home of more wheeled people than
any other city on the continent. A
young man committed suicide there the
other day, leaving letter saying that
ne wanted the finest funeral possible.
de said: Il want my grave decorated
with lanterns and candles. want lit
tie girls to come and dance and sing on
the top of It,"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

various articles in which they deal, CIV
ing the article, the old aud the new rate
OF duty. "Whatever reductions the
government Makes" they say, 1--WE
make. We have gone all through our
stock readjusting and rerating our prices
to conform with the Wilson law"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
Show
Week

Is over, and we must say
We are glad. We have had
over IS. 900 people through
our store the past week, and
have been swamped. We
couldn't do much in selling
goods, but we know we
have made lasting impress
sions on people. One and
all have been surprised at
the beauty of the store, the
immense stock of
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

NOW Glmbel Brothers, one of the
largest aud most successful of Mil
waukee's merchandising firms. ioin the
advertisers VINO are telling the people
IN 1ar more convincing way than Or
ators or writer's could. what the mean
ing OF lower taxation is. There is a
shade OF reluctance in the tone of their
announcement which does not indicate
satisfaction with the conditions. but
they are business men and face the
new conditions squarely." They tell
the good people of Milwaukee that .'the
most important duty before US just now
is to price merchandise at the Wilson
Dill rates. 1t means lower prices you
shall have them" The advertisement
then goes on to enumerate some of the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

MCKINLEY said that the Democratic
administration was about the only thing
that had been running for eighteen
months. 1t was modesty only that pre-
vented Mac from mentioning the gait
his presidential boomlet has been run
ming at the same time.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
behind the Times,

Milwaukee journal.
Where is the poet with the inspiration
10 immortaliZe the feat of James Root.
the heroic engineer, in pulling his train
through the fierce forest fires of Mime
sofa aud thus save the lives of his mas
sengersP 1t is a theme worthy of the
most lofty genius.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
1ODaY,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. Sept l5.-Indicatious: For
Minnesota and Wisconsin: Fair; south
winds
For North Dakota: Fair; west or north
west winds.
For South Dakota: Fair; variable winds.
Sor Iowa: Fair: southwest winds.
For Montana: Fair; variable winds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
Muzze John Wanamalker.

Washington Post.
How are they to keep up the popular
Illusion as to the iniquities of the Cor.
mau-Brice tariff while this eloquent
and suave gentleman continues to show
by facts and figures that the operation
OF that tariff is to make everything
ridiculously cheap?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

The Washington Post suggests that
Wisconsin Republicans save their gibes
and jokes on Peck until after the cleo
ton. Does the Post wish them to remain
in a cave of gloom all the time? Let
them have the post-election consolation
OF having had good time during the
camDaipn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
Redwood Amenities,

Belview Independent.
We would advise the Young man with
q rubber neck to pull off his Dunning-
ton collar and dog chain IL he ever ex-
poets to ride on the band wagon even
as a tar bucket
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

THE New York Evening Post has kept
an ear open to hear in any Democratic
convention the first note of approval for
German Il Co., and has heard nothing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

WE HAVEN'T observed that Gov.
Nelson has pointed with pride in any
OF his speeches SO far to the relief the
farmers of the state got in the operation
OF my elevator bill" 1t is said that a
good portion of his time is spent while
out IN the country sQuarlng his bill
with the irate farmers. who find condi.
lions just the same under it as before
ana explaining to them that if they will
only give "us" one more chance "wen
will fix it ali right
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

SENATOR PEI FER bears his testimony
to the fact that the senate is not Demo
cratic, but Republican. He says that
There are six Democrats who call
themselves Democrats. but are Repub-
licans, who control the majority in the
senate
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

WHAT does Senator Stewart think OF
the turning down of the big Bourbon
with the distinguished name?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

1T IS interesting to note that the
United States and Switzerland are the
only two countries which pay more for
education than Tor military purposes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

A BUFFALO man went to funeral,
and was married in carriage on his
return. There is no accounting for
tastes
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
Eastern Advertising 0fiice--Room 5l7
Temple Court Building, New York.

WASHINGTON BUREAU. l4O5 ST. NV.
Complete files of the GLOBE always kept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and avail them
selves OF the facilities of OUT Eastern offices
when in New York and Washington.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

EX-TREAsURER ANNA E. GRUBB, of
the ladies of the q. A. R., is short in
her accounts. Is this another case of
securing grub stake?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

UP TO the hour of going to press
Breckenridge had received no expression
of opinion on the Kentucky primary
election from Madeline.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

SECRETARY CARLISLE decides in
favor of free salt for the fisheries.
Salt for use in sprinkling on birds
tails will, however. continue dutlabIe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
Fur |; CCaI)o()s

at all prices - $1,000,
SIS. 90 to s45. 90. Electric
Seal, Wool Seal, Marten,
Otter, Beaver, Mink, Per-
sian, Seal, etc. Price guar
anteed, and patterns exclu-
sive and swell. We have
nearly 700 to select from.
Most enough, isn't ito
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

GOLD is still flowing into the national
treasury at rapid rate. This indicates
cheerful outlook for the Christmas
stocking
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

GROVER is still catching tautog and
soup. Possibly the Maine Democrats
were doing the same thing election day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

THERE is a big shortage in the onion
crop. In spite of the fact that there is
business boom. great many people
will be unable 10 make scent this win.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

Up in Otter Tail, once Nelson
stronghold. there Is now strong senti-
ment against the governor. At the time
OF the county convention it appears
Gov. Nelson had ali the candidates for
the legislature selected. His leader
was calmly confident, but the other fell
lows decided that they wanted no state
house dictatlOn, and SO every man sla-
ted by the governor and his friends was
neatly turned down. +. M. Mosher. the
Nelson choice for the senatorial nomi-
nation. was easily defeated by DIR. A. B.
Cole. popular physician OF Fergus
Falls, and the nominees for the lower
house of the legislature were not taken
from one section or one nationality.
The result is that the Otter Tail Repub-
licans. il elected, will not be in favor of
Gov. Nelson for the senate, although
this was not made the test.
''We made up our minds" said one of
the leaders. "that Gov. Nelson had no
right to come into this county and fix
up our legislative ticket for us, and SO
we turned in and placed his representa-
tive i'll this county Oh ice. We asked
none of the nominees to pledge vote
to any one for United States senator.
That was not the issue; it was Nelson
dictation, and the decision went against
the governor"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

Two Texas editors shot each other
dead yesterday. Ye editor generally
shoots as he writeS--to the point.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

HERE is fame for you. John l..
Sullivan's championship belt Is mort
gagged to a saloonkeeper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

On THE strict quiet, Mr.. Breckin-
ridge. the Nanderbilts and DrayIons do
not run for office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
ll2 S Z! !

Well, it amuses us some
what to see some claims Of
1.-The largest stock in town. "
ETC., made. Use your eyes.
See OURS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

WAS it that of Madeline?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

THERE is Grape on the doors of Maud
:, Nancy Hanks and George Gould.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

SENATOR HILL is too busy hunting up
the antecedentS of those fifty-six post
masters to take much part in the state
campaign. We venture the prediction
that he will find that all of them wore
dandelionS in their iapels in MAY, 1892.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

The Sage of Nininger has stirred up
very serious disturbance in the Populist
ranks, and the end is not yet. That he
has crowded Owen off the senatorial
track is certain. but still he is not salts
fed. One Of his enemies yesterday, in
speaking of the matter, was mean
enough to say that the Sage is evidently
afraid that the Minneapolis man may he
elected. Such result would, this gen.
tleman suggested. make S. NJ. Owen the
big man of the new party. And this is
the one thing that Mr.. Donna ely will
not endure. He has never played Sec
ond fiddle in any party, and he does not
propose to commence at this late date.
When he was a Republican Mr.. Don
nelly was at the head of the procession,
and in fighting to retain this post he
was forced out OF the party. Asa Green
hacker, anti-lp onopolist, Alliance and
Democrat the Sage was. for time. at
least, in a front seat on the band wagon,
or, rather. on the different band wagons.
If the jealousy of Mr.. Donnelly is the
cause of the trouble. Will anything less
than the withdrawal Of Owen and the
nomination Of himself heal the breach?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
REPAIR WORK

Has piled in the past week,
and we are gcttin e
swamped. Better attend to
YOURS right away, or
when the cold winds blow
you will be-in the house,
because your Cloak isn't
ready.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

Or OF Keutucky's praying women?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

BRECKlNHIpGE is beaten.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
BECKER AND THE CAMPAIGN
is thing that the Republicans will be
unable to do.

That ek-Congressman John Lind Is
not in sympathy with the undetermined
methods being employed by Gov. Nelson
to defeat the reelection of Senator
Washburl and secure the senatOrshlp
for himself has again been made mani
fest. Mr.. Lind has resigned his place
on the board OF regents of the uniyer-
sity. the last position in which he could
feel under the slightest obligation to
the governor.
Some reports are to the effect that
Mr.. Lind is himself candidate for the
seat in tho senate now filled by the MIN
neapOlis man. but whether this is true
or not. he is not In favor of the two
faced campaign being waged by the
state house ring.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

The nomination of eX.Congressman
kittel Halvorsen came as surprise to
all the politicians. but the fact that
he was ready and anxious to have the
honor was a greater surprise to his
friends. At the time he left Washing.
ton, after finishing his term as repre-
sentative of the old Fifth, Mr.. Halvor-
sen was quite disgusted with congress
slonal life, and was fond of declar-
ing that he would welcome his release.
While, of course, he has no show of
election this year. the fact that he want
ed the nomination shows that the CLAM
our of the national capital has caught
the Stearns county farmer, and here
after he will want to make the race as
the candidate of some party every two
years. When he was elected four years
ago, Mr.. Halvorsen did not expect an
election; this time he will probably eX-
pect it and he will not get it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

AND whose work did il?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

Hon. Dan Shell, of WOrthington, tells
good story of the recent legislative
convention in tlIe Seventh legislative
district. This district is made up of the
counties of Rock, Mobiles, Pipestone and
Murray. In the Republican convention
the first two counties had TIVE I've votes
each, and each of the other two nine
votes. Each county had candidate
for senator, Mobiles presenting Mayor
Shell. Murray, Hon. Ole Holman, Pipe
stone, Hon. "Bill' Lockwood, and
Rock, H. j. Miller, the editor
of the Rock County Herald.
The voting was kept up steadily until
over 100 ballots had been taken. Some
would throw her nine votes for the
Rock county favorite and then the COM
rliment would be returned. Pipestone
and Mobiles played the same game. This
might have continued indefinitely had
it not been for blunder, either care.
less or premeditated, which happened
on the 115th ballot. On that ballot one
Pipestone county vote found its
way into the hat with Miller's
name on it. This added to Muir.
rays and Rocks IL made the required
o. But no sooner had this result been
footed up than the entire Pipestohe
delegation were on their feet protest.
ing. Every man IN the delegation de.
MED having voted for Miller. 10 end
the contest. Mr.. Shell moved to make
the nomination unanimous. and it was
carried. "What would like to know,
however," said Mr.. Shell, lis where
that vote came FROM"
The next legislative convention before
which Dan Shell is a candidate will
adopt rule providing for the an
nouncement of the vote by the chair
man of the delegation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

8 Going back to the North. Senator
5Washburn and his friends probably feel
.coutdent that the nominee for the SEN
ate in the district composed of Kittson
and. Marshall. Hans Grindeland, is a
good staunch Washburn man. The
people who live near Mr.. Grindeland
say that he has always been good Mel
son man, but perhaps he has changed.
g Likewise the nomination of Sam
,Swenlngsen for senator In Mower
county must make all the Washburn
managers rejoice. and when Jacobson,
of Lac Qui Parle, receives senatorial
nomination in his district in few days
the hackers of the Mill City senator will
surely take off their hats to the Nelson
candidacy for the United States senate.
So it is all over the state. Gov. Nelson's
friends are very active in view of the
fact that their chief has informed
number of men that he is not candi-
date for the senate.
= These few cases have been mentioned
simply to show who is really managing
a campaign that as rule never has
been equaied for sly aud slick work.
As Congressman Hall remarked In his
st. Cloud speech, 1.-THE Republicans are
engaged in fierce fight In every legis-
lative district in the state" The Dem
ocrats. Oh the other hand, are going into
the campaign with no disreputable and
underhanded senatorial fight ON their
hands. II they carry the legislature
they will, however, be able to settle the
senatorship without difficulty, and this
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16

While Gen. Becker has received as
surances of support from all parts of the
state, from no place has come more
cheering news than Minneapolis. Re-
publicanS are numerous in the Mill
City who are bitterly opposed 10 the re-
election of the present governor. and
many of the most prominent have
volunteered the information that they
propose to cast their votes aud use their
influence in behalf of Gen. Becker.
"These letters are confidential" said
Gen. Becker. ''or would surprise you
by mentioning the names Of a number
of the writer's"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1894-09-16
REMEMBER, 1 REMEMBER.

II Manager George Kingsbury, of the
Grand opera house, has any desire to
emulate Frank Bixby and become a
play wright, he has the outlines for a
melodrama in personal experience.
His new play will be called IA Horse
on George; or, the Liveryman's Re-
venge." Its action will be as follows.
Scene Manager Kingsbury in his
private office, polishing his solitaire.
slaves nffering him wine; he orders his
miniOns to place bill boards on wagon
discovered across the street; opera
house force closes in with bill-boards
tor curtain picture.
Scene 2-The bells; the liveryman
telephones; dramatic tableau. Good.
ness, goodness. Agnes! l have the
wrong wagon"
Scene S-Arrival of the German no.
bleman in reduced circumstances, who
owned the abducted rig; similar ar
rival of police by side entrance; de-
movement of plot; Before heaven
am innocent" Return of the stolen
rig; beautiful reconciliation scene with
electric and calcium effects, introduce
ing real schooners in the distance.
Curtain.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1894-02-28
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~ Aaasssssn oYsse oap savs.a
The American Express compa.
NJ win b . thing Of the past
N Rock Island aftse today. To.
norrow nsgaiag tie o. g.. Ex-
press cop,peay Vim taks charge Of
III the expscss bssiness formerly
transacted by No Anesiosn Express
company. Ihe 1ssssngers Of the
LEGAL e1Ice wtll eater into the employ
Of the unitsd 9eates touorfow MORN
Ing. Walter v. Janses, for the past
two years cashier Tor the American,
viii enter tho employ Of the U. s.
here. p
Agent J. r. AlcKibbeu, representa-
tive Of the American In Rock Island
for about twenty-five years. will be
transferred TO some other ONCE. but
still remain in the employ Of the
American. While We deeply regret
losiug Mr.. NcKibbeu, lie Best
wishes OF all his friends will accompa-
ny him. Inrsssuuing the express has
iHess o. the milwaukee system. the
work In the local q. s. Office. win b
greatly increased and make Rodk
Island one Of The company's inpor-
tant transfer points. Packages for
Wisconsin points, over the c., r. I.
Z r. from the west, will DO trans.
ferred in Rock Island hereafter in
stead Of going to Chicago and sent
in roundabout way.
0lvaag Thsa eeeA or.
Letters have been sent out by the
American Express company officials
to their employees on the c., NJ. &
St. p. railway, cooplimenting them
on their good work and congratulat.
ing the United States company on
securing the services o: the messen.
gers. etc, and extending their bes,
wishes to them in the future.
The Estates" IL today sending Out
. map Of the new territory Acquired
in the acquisition Of the Milwaukee
system.