The morning call., 1894-09-21
1T ALL WOUND UP IN JAIL.

The usual o'clock promenade on Kear-
ny street was somewhat disturbed yester-
day afternoon. when a dapper young
gentleman, III The Williest Of the Willie
boy attres, s.rolled up behind an artistic
looking individual some six inches his
superior in height and smote him a mighty
smite on his back with a cane Of the
latest pattern.
Amedee JoulliD. the prince of Bohemia,
turned TO the deliveIer of the blow and
said: "LoughbOrough, told you the next
time you aid that on the street I'd break
your cane" and putting the threat into
execution, he sezed Loughborough's
malacca and with heTculean strength
strength over his knee.
Then there was a scene. Young Lough-
borough, who is a brother member of
Joullin in the Bohemian Club, suddenly
rememb ered that he had been cautioned
by the artist only the day before to refrain
from pleasantries of a similar description
But his Southern spirit was touched, and
turning to his companion, DR.. Miner, he
remarked:
''l've got to lick him."
Miner demonstrated with him and Gas
ton Ashe and young Mr.. Steil told him TO
wait until to-day and choose between
battle-RXes and sandbsgs.
But this advice was not needed.
On the same memorable spot where
Giulio Minettl hit Signor Lucchesi that
blow which turned the musical world up
side down, LoughbOrough struck Joullin.
One resounding whack and the artists
right ocular began to turn red. With a
plying smile he clasped the arms of his
youthful! adversary and told him be had
better go home. a crowd of Bohemian
Club men gathered and the two went their
respective ways, the painter to bemoan
the disposition of MS usually peaceable
young friend and the latter seeking for
new worlds to conquer. And he found one,
not exactly the earth, but one Of the most
forcible jewellers thereon.
James MaloDey dubbed by non-appre-
ciatoTs of Shakespearean Interpreters
''Sconchin," was cOnversing with friend
at the corner of Geary and Kearny streets.
Something in his eye seemed to irritate
young Loughborough, who was still STROLL
ing with DR.. Miner, and he gave utter
ance to an audible remark that wounded
the feelings Of the Southern Pacific states
man.
And traffic on the thoroughfare was sud-
denly suspended. Because you live on
Welsh rabbits and paddy de foy grasses,
do you think L would have any unparlia-
mentary language like that addressed to
me?" questioned Mr.. MalOney, as he
thoughtfully and carefully punched the
young Bohemian in various portions of
his anatomy.
DR.. Miner and a policeman or two
finally produced order out of chaos, and
after James Maloney and "a. Alexander"
had been baiIed out at the old City Hall
the former gave utterauce to bis feelings.
81 hate a dood." he SAID, land that
sb-h-h-rimp in particular. Pm only wait
ing for the morning. when one of our most
wise and excellent Police Judges will be
called upon to decide which was the
offender and the offendee. l will turn up
and will pay fine most cheerfully if the
majesty of the law so decides, for it was
indeed great satisfaction; but will be be
there?" and the orator gazed thoughttully
at Maurice Schmitt and Sam Rainey, who
were near by.
''Pll bet he won't"
And all Bohemia and sweIldom will
anxlously await the outcome to-day.