The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1894-07-17

DON'T be silly, but laugh whenever
,ortrnity permits. Laughter heips
rSstion and makes people feel better,
,ever ,ev laughs he viii wonder what has
as pOsi,iveiy painful to him,
be "a ant to muster up a smile
sven II It be one of pity. Do you ever no,
ice that thin people, az a rule, 90 no'
laugh as often or as hearty ss nssAy Tben
Aid YOU ever contemplate the difference
between q genuine and spurious iaugns
No Won know how TO tell the dinerehce!
Well, II you don't you Will probably iearn
some time.
How about the new style bicycle cos,
tune for ladies' Several have appeareu
upon our streets. More VIII ioi,oM suo ,,h
Central Park, New York, is alive WIZ
them. Bloomer Zouave trousers spa
kuickerbock kers-very sensible ana ougn'
to have been adopted before. Mis-; Jen
ness Miller would endorse them, pu. ~
will proba bly, take another season before
the new costume will become popular IN
Providence.
nthose hailstones, or hunks OF ice as one
writer put it, had only been salt, tnere
might have been something especially
significant in regard to the eight minute
netting at Newport last Saturday. Inc
glass put man will now have MS IN
nings at the seaside.
Out in Denver they hang to lamp posts
or trees for outrages such as were reporteu
to our police last Saturday, but In thls
city the miscreant is allowed to escape
with a request to his employer that ne DO
discharged for his unspeakable onense'
What travesty on justice.
You can not hurt truth any by giving
il black eye. .,.
A goodiy portion OF the trouble in this
world comes out of bottle.
A good many Christians profess but 90
The man who swears likes to hear him
self talk.
When a man starts out to reform the
world he finds q life job to REFORM MIN
self.
One mans stomach cannot be made the
| barometer for another mans stomach.
When q woman's bonnet attrac.s ter,S nnO.e
attention in church than the minister
PRAYER the devil may be said to be playing
safe.
IN the ministers of the church would
preach at, instead of over the heads OIL
| their congregations, there would De
| quicker wedding out of Christian puneo
/ steerers.
The deacon who does not like to be re.
ferred to as deacon in his business IS mol
in favor of sowing seed by the wayside.
| Christ has many alleged followers wnS
need q lantern and pair oil crutches.
When q converted man has any more
doubts he may know that he Is drifting
in the wrong direction. s
II is good thing that a man does no
have to become rich to become Christian
Rum is the DEVILS holy water.
man stopped me on the street and toll
me this old campfire yarn, vouching 10
the youth of the story. Here 1t is In priei
Barn hI1ed Win 5000 buEhefs OF pop 9orh Tnf
some one sets tho barn on fire. Cor
pops all over 20-acre lot. A hors
wanders into the field and Is frozen
death.
The same man FURNISHED this one
Jew clothier approached in his clothin
store. "How much for suit OF clothes!
"Sixty dollars" al will give you hfty.
GAIL right" "But wait minute will
back soon" Exit purchaser de goo
: across the street to German bake
"How many cream puffs have you gotY y
J "Twenty Dozen" "Can you make me y
, dozen?T eyes" "All right" Back go'
the purchaser . to 9.nl the r,orSsn Slotnln borl
/
the baker, stand with you, key
r "Au right" "Wnl you take b
, word for the suit of clothes?" "ies
> "All right come here to the door while
; speak to him. Mr.. Flouvenberg! Ht
know about that 200 you said you wou
, 80 over to my friend Ikey in about
hour?U "Yah." "You can take Il
: clothes as long as Flouvenberg says
Q will send over the fifty" Exit purchas
' and clothes. Ikey receives his fifty crea
puffs for them.
: The great sale of shoes continues wi
!. unabated interest at San Souci Brothe
Boston Shoe Store, 155 Westminst
street. Crowds continue to throng I
store and the clerks are kept busy htti
shoes to those people who are quick
take advantage OF such an extraordina
n sale as is now going on. There are plen
: of standard goods which have not be
7 damaged In the least, but oil go in
4 same category of cheapness. The Id
is to clear out the stock at any sacrifice
a order to renovate and repair the store pl
N yious to opening in the fall with n
i stock of goods. You can buy shoes
a cheap as 80 cents. You can obtain exc
lent value for q dollar. and II you wish
A add little more you can obtain the b
y in the market, warranted not 10 n'
= your feet, to keep their shape in all kir
~ of weather and to in every way give p
" feet satisfaction.
- - Fwhat is &C. operatfons Does 1t not II
40 two to CO. o-operate? Can one man say o
this house, / own this land, own
store, this farm produce, this water,
coal, and you pay mo SO mucn lot
use of these several necessities OF LIE
we will call that the CO. operative pi