The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-03-21
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- Many man who is Il good shot
in this world hopes to miss fire in the
next.
- \ man never knows that wo-
man has any old clothes until he has
married her.
- Agnes-"I want husband who
is easily pleased" Maud-"Don't
worry, dear; that is the kind you'll
get.
= An Ohio girl clopcd with loco
motive last week. 1t was not strictly
a love match, but there was a tender
attachment.
- Two hundred and ffty-ninc years
ago, in February, lG35, John Black
stone sold the site Of the city of Bos-
ton for $3.50.
= Statisticians estimate that there
arc not less than 1000 barrels of coal
oil used every day for illumination,
fuel, etc.
= We are not surprised that people
will not take new cough remedy,
when they know the value of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup.
= Rimplc-"Docs your wife obey
you, as she promised to do at the
altar ?" Simplc-'Wcll, the fact is
I've never dared to test her. y
- One 200-acrc peach orchard in
Georgia has returned the owner
profit of s125, 900 in five years, and
one season the crop was failure.
= Twenty millions Of articles Of
mail matter pass through United
States post Offices each day, and 50O,-
900 letters are received annually at
the dead letter Office.
- clicks and Mabel went skating
last week, and had a terrible fall over
an cmbankment. "Dcar me Any
thing broken % eyes, their engage
mcnt.
=" "Do you believe that thing about
casting your bread upon the waters
and having it return p "Wcll, it
wouldn't work with my wifc's bread.
That would sink. ="
= Observations recently made;undcr
the auspices Of the Austrian govern
ment, prove that there arc places in
the Mediterranean sea that arc over
three miles deep.
= AT depth of 3,ooo.fect in tizc
famous Comstock mine at Virginia
City, Ncy., the waters that trickle
from sides, roof and bottom have
uniform temperature Of ITO degrees
Fahrenheit.
= The cave animals of North
America, according to Prof. A. S.
Packard of Brown University, COM
prise 172 species Of blind Creatures
nearly all of which are mostly white
in color.
= Clcycrton Miss Twilling reject
ed me the other night, but she let me
kiss her before We parted. Dashaway
(reAccting): guess I'll go around to- ;
night and propose myself.
Ambitious young person-"What,
do you think, is the first step that one
should take in order to become a
poet % Experienced editor (thought-
fully)-"Wcll, should say, take out
life insurance policy
Don't you think it proper that
young girls should learn to play the
piano before they are married % 'In-
deed I do, for then they can prove the
sincerity of their love for their hus-
bands by giving it up after marriage.
= The coolest winter on record was
that of 1870, in which rivers and lakes
were frozen, and even the ocean sew
eral miles from shore. In Europe
frost penetrated three yards into the
ground, and people pcrishcd by the
hundred in their homes.
"Thcy say that matrimony is Il
lottery, y remarked Simpkins, "and |
am firmly convinced that it's an in
ycstmcnt that never pays any diyi-
dends. "NIine did, responded Sniff
fkcr. 'In what way p 'Triplcts,'
answered Snifikcr, in hollow whis
per.
The White Star Line frcightcr
Covic, which sailed from New York
for Liverpool recently, carried the
largest cargo ever shipped from that
port. Besides 144,OO0 bushels of
grain, the cargo contained S9G head of
cattle, 5000 bales of cotton, 1000
barrels of oil, 1000 bundles Of hides
and other articles in large quantities.
"Whos the Co in your firm q
asked Smashcr Of his friend the gro
Ger. MY wife. y ''Ah, she sa silent
partner, is she 2 The grocer rubbed
his chin for a moment. swell, he
replied, in some doubt. ''shc amt SO
ALFRED silent, when YOU come to
think of it.
= The little boy had come in with
his clothes torn, his hair full of dust,
and his face bearing unmistablc marks
of a severe conflict. "Oh, Willie
Willie = exclaimed his mother;
"you have disobcycd me again How
often have told you not to play with
that wicked Staplcford boy q NAM
ma" said Willie, wiring the blood
from his nose, do look as if had
been playing wirh anybody p