Asheville daily citizen., 1894-03-02
DAVE HANKS IN ATLANTA.
KANE kREAH n. c.,
1894. the 25 Fibberwary

Atlauty man found out hoo he were, |
never lowed fer ter tell hit, but hits got
out on Kane krcak, 4 Shade Lemon he
air gwine ter Ashlul i'll a phew days
with load of wet wood \ he air plum
sho fer to tell hit, so low better Jess
tell about hit. Dave Hanks air like u.
he never tries fer ter keap
back whats plum sho fer to come out,
when emmy thing air found out on Dave
Hanks, er 6. klevelaud, VIC boath Sc,
tell the trcwth, tell the trcwth, we bin a
lawn OIL fer to tell it cunyhow, jess tell 1t
rite ont.
seen that thar ADVERTISEMENT III the
Sittizen how that phool had icrSot hiS
own name, and offered / hosscS ard
i5OS in cold kash to the man what
could tell it to him. and scz to myscl
sez |, Dave Hanks, hit haint ever da sich
a chance comes along 20 way fer to maik
a httel money eezy& git good eXkewce
fer to 20 to Atlanty to boot. ! got on
Pete, he air my mewcl, we went to Hcu-
dcrsonville, never let on to emmy boldly
but Pete wher were gwinc, taken
the trane, went to Atlanty, \ when
got otln the tranc, aXcd a man, SCI
mister whar ar che man what don't no
mis- own name SCI |. He never scd a
thing, he less sed, you dern phool you,
sit outn nv wa or else lie kick YOU back
ter the mountipgs whar you hadn't
orter hay lef home thoutn boldly
| gvard. went up town, \ seen a
| uicccphul lookin town martial a leanIn
acm post, * SCI ter HIM SCI ], whar
air the man what hay tcrgot his own
uamc SCI |. X he up \ ST. ter me stI he'
they is good mcnny as docs that alorc
they has bin in Atlanty a hour \ ., you
better not 90 inter . menny bar rumes,
| which has node mo names to he ferSot
| in these bar rumcs, as cnny whar IN tht
city, Espheshily sez he, CT the names has
bin braut here from the mountngS, b,
kecrphul now Sez nc,
| begin fer to get mad, X | SCI to hIn
SCI |, my names Dave Hanks, line iron
Kane krcak, Bunkum Co., state OF Nott
Calling sez |, O we'll ST. he that alter:
the case, kant think YOU wood ever
ergt sich billustruss name as that
thar, Mr.. Hanks SCI he, | hearn tell
you good eel, line powcrphul pleezeC
ter to meet up with you, hows Shad'
Lemon SCI he Sez to him So |,
dunno y whats mo don't kccr, line
lookin fer that durI phool what ha'
tergot his own name, he adtertlscd h
would give 4 hosses X 1905 i'll kash
the man that could set him rite on tha
littel pint. q SCI he no hoo you mcl
now, come longer me lie sho him to YOU
We went way round . mile | nevc
seen sich big place, Ashtu's no wha'
after while we come to Il hodcn house o.
back street, \ the tellcr come out h
: repear ter bc skeercd, but after while h
were less disconphew lcd, X SCI ter hlf
SCI l. | want ter look at them hose
YOU adtcrtisc. Whar YOU irum SCI ll
never mind that SCI |, less wants tcr
no whether they is emmy count, ann
fer ter tell you hoo you is in phcw nil
nits ct | likes the stock, never buy
nuthin thout lookin at it tust SCI |. Al
ter so long time he taken us round tc
= tho stabil X shode up the hosscs, the
was middlu good stock, mar about
year ole, illly with not on her LET lee
& = gidins rcether lcdgc they W.
- about . oer 10. Well sez l. lie take Il
d stock, pervidin the tratc halnt = hcyv,
now less see yo mummy Sc |. AT II
2 iker that he taken out his pokit boo
: & shodc the aidgeS CT some Scvvle II
:. tarc looklu bills, x hated fer ter inst
! on tcclin OF the same. SCI SCI |, hits
" trade, now does you want lcr > no ll
you is Wy in koursc SCI !, hoo is
y Wy, seH |, you durn phool you is yos'
II docs YOU think you is enny boldly els
D. whar was you RACED at, SCI |. ILL.,
- haint the traid, sez he, you got ter Il
10 me what my name is, that's what ! Z
81 after. Hits lye SCI |, you less trylu
~ ter cheet me outn them hosses, "
skoundr,ll you, | kin lick you. er Il
er name haint Dave Hanks sez |. lie 8
lie awphul mad, X he up x se1 SCI he,
10 lick emmy man with sich looks on him
y YOU got, * mo l.spcshilly with sict
10 name as that thar, cr my names not Ia
III Drawn.
NC When be scd that lie repcar Ter to
'u powerphul sot back, same as ct lie II
let burd go, X sez ter him SCI |,
names Dave Drawn sez |, now GIN
them air hoses, 4 them SlJO & dew
kwick, sez |. vt the likcr that he stud
ay a while, & tcrreckly he up X So sez
les what bosses is you tawkin about
Is dunno what YOU tawkiu about no M
ne as the man in the muncshinc scl he.
'ln reazon longer that phool fer III on
al hour, but lie rcpcar Ter ter be Il p
he pbool, llc swo he couldn't riCbcrmcm
u nuthin but his name now, X he kt
'e' savin that over to hissei, he SCI ter
ne sez he, Dave Hanks, sense done tot
II" out nv name, hits busted all my tot
rickermembrinces, jess kant rickerml
of Der nuthn about that advertisement
ay moren that sez he, thar want no na
en- sincd ter that thar adicrtsemcant
of how. YOU mite as well Jess go on bt
to ter Kane kreak whar YOU hadn't OF
,as lef thar thoutn good boldly gyard.
Ia Mr. Edditur lowed better komr
en-, mize on my eXpcnccs, but he WOO
m dew durn thing, he scz ter me sez
Dave Hanks, Jess tell you the trcwtl
kant even rckermember which one of
,ip' 4 witcs marrid tust, ncr which Ii
tue the best this minnit, which they is
sor sol, well lookin gals, Wy, crate seczcr, SCI
VIII does you mean to sa you is a brigynl
'er' well, sez Dave Hanks hav got $.
'lh' little cents lcl, Dave hanks are not gv
'"e' fer . buck up agin a man that kin pl
4 wimmin kritters, lcf thar, did,
ear X the town martial, which he tolc III
his were a gwinc Ter git warrant fer
IT'S, Drawn fer Briggymy, reckin they
&C his hosses therscts, but Dave Hanks o
lis. had them stock. Pete we're nj star
2 dcth when got back ter Hender'
. vile, & when got home they all 10
''h' were ded. never scd nu, hin,
ere went ter wurk. Dave Hani
eH' Spcllin kreckted by my Son Sollon