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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07
THE MAN FROM MARS.

If a human being should ar
rive on this planet fresh from
Mars, land in Nevada on election
day and inquire what all the
conten ton was about, he would
probably be dumbfounded to
learn that the election was to de-
termine whether the silver mines
of this State should be closed
down or allowed to run.
He would naturally imagine
that the question at issue would
at once command the unanimous
support Of the voters of the State.
Imagine if you can the astonish-
ment of such a man on learning
that while a number of people in
the State were in favor of keeping
the mines open and giving en-
ployment to her citizens, that
there were also numbers of people
who were in favor of closing
them down and increasing the
hard times.
Imagine, if YOU can, his aston
ishment on learning that ma
tional party that had for twenty
one years voted to close down the
chief industry Of the State, still
had a foothold here and that
there were orators who were about
the county advocating the inter-
ests of that party and newspapers
supporting it.
Imagine further, if you can, the
surprise of the man from Mars
when he heard that some of the
people were anxious to see the sill
Yer mines remain open, because it
kept the State from bankruptcy
and the people from starvation
but Were demanding that they
should be paid to vote to keep the
mining ind ustry in operation.
The man from Mars on learning
these facts-for they are facts
would doubtless skip back to his
own planet and begin the publ
cation Of book showing the per-
centage OF insanity on the globe
on which we live was caused by
atmospheric influences from which
none could escape and that in II
few centuries the entire plane
vast lunatic asylum.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07
McEWen's Suit.

Arthur NcEwen, who is publish
ing the most independent paper in
San Francisco has caused the arrest
of the publisher of the Wasp for
criminal libel.
McEwen has been for years past
connected with the Examiner, a
paper which makes a tremendous
showing of lighting corrupt,oA uutil
it is called down. McEwen made
it too hot fer certain rascalities III
California, and Mr.. Hearst who has
no more bacsbone than a catspillar,
asked Mr., McEwen in the middle of
4 cam, align to silence the rotteness.
OF course the only thing left to do
for self respected journalist was to
resign, which he did at once
He then began the republication of
his famous tMcEwen's Letter" and
the man he fiayed ard unmasked
hired the Wasp, an utterly irrespou-
sible south of Market street weekly,
to libel McEwen. The result was
criminal libel proceedings. If the ras-
Gals who are covering beneath Nc
Eweu's honest lash think t. silence
him with mud thrown by Tom Flynn
they will recko without their host
Of course Flynn will never get be-
hindlthe bars for the wealthy rascals
who are using him will handle the
Courts SO that the punishment he
deserves will never reach hiR
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07

Bryce and Meders New Orchestra.
Latest and alost popular dance music
cf'the day furnished for Balls, Par
les, Weddings. etc au15
Ciothes cleaned and pressed for 81
a suit. Repairing done also on short
notice, Satisfaction guaranteed.
Ladies' and gentlemen's clothes dyed
with fast colors at lowest prices.
Chairs caned from 10 cents up.
Leave orders with j. A. PIrd.
Ross
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07

Tie funeral services of the late
Geo. L. Davis will be held at the
family residence this Wednesday
afternoon Mt o'clock. The interment
will be private.
Where was kersey wkc,. the light
went outl
The 'lored troops fought nobly.
The Italians led by Joe Garavente
were dead i'll it"
Eddie did you hear anything drops
You can buy votes and you can
keep on buying them, but you can't
always tell how they vote.
Give us the Australian ballot to
stand off the big sack.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07
Notice OF Election.

Notice is here by given that on the fra
Tuesday after the first Monday the sixth day
of November next at Curry Engine House in
first precinct of Carson City, and at Armory
Hall, in second precinct of Carson City, and at
the School House in Empire precinct of En-
pre-, County OF Ornsby, State of Nevada, An
election will be held for State, District
County and township officers to wit;
One Congressman.
One Governor.
One Lieutenant Governor.
one Justice Of the Supreme Court
One Attorney General.
One Secreta.y of State
One State Controller
One State Treasurer.
One Sury eyor General.
One State Printer.
One Supe. intendent of Public Insti action.
One Regent OF State University Gong term E.
Short
one District Judge OF Fist Ju6icisl District
One State senator.
Three Assemblymen.
One Sheriff and ex-oficio Comfy Assessor
One County Clerk and ex-officio County
Treasurer.
officio Public Administrator and exefficio
Coroner.
One District Attorney and ex oficio Super
intendent of Public Schools.
One County Commissioner (Long term.)
One County Comm issioner, (Short term.)
One Justice of the Peace, Carson Township.
One Justice of the Peace, Empire
One ConstaHl lie, Carson T pwnshlp.
One Coas.a e, E npire A"
Ar the adol ton re lection of he fo>-
ing, relating 10 the election of United
States Senator'S by direct vote ii tie eople,
tow t:
For the election Of United States Senators
hy a direct vote of the people Yes.
For the election ofUnited States Senators by
a direct vote of the people. No.
For proposed constitutional
amendment No 81, amending Sec. 1,
of article IL of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No 81, amending Sec. l,
of article III of constitution.
For proposed constitutional
amendment No. %. amending sec. 6.
of al ticle of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No. %, amending sec. 6,
of article of constitution.
For proposed constitutional
amendment No "a, amending sec.
80, of article of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
No "a, amend ng sec. 80,
f article Of constitution.
For proposed constitutional
amendment No. %, amending sec.
80, 1T al ticle 4 of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment Nc Of, amending sec. 81,
of article of constitution.
For proposed constitutional
amendment Ne. 20, amending sec. /,
IF article . Of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment NJ. 20, amending sec. 4,
OF article of constitution.
For proposed constitutional
No. p, amending sec.
Il, If art. Of constitution.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07
Ao.;nf nroposed constitutional


amendment No. 3G, amending sec. 3
of article : Of constitution.
For proposed constitutional am
endment No. 80, amending sec 10. of
article of constitution.
Against proposed coast tutionaI
amendment NJ. 81, ametding sec 10
of article 8 of const tuition.
For proposed constitutional am-
endmeat No. 80, amending sec, 3 of
article IL of constitution.
Against proposed const .tutional
amendment No. 80, amending sec. 3
of article IL of constitution.
For proposed constitutional am
endment No. Al, amending sec. II of
article 10 of constitution.
Against proposed constitu tional
amendment No. Al, amending sec II
of article 10 of constitution.
For proposed constitutional am
endment No. ~, amending sec. 2 of
article 6 of lcons,itution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No. ~. amending sec.
of article 6 of constitution.
For proposed constitute, nal am
sndment No. 40, amending sec Of
al ticls 6 of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No. a., amending sec. 3
"f article 6 of constitution
For proposed constitutional am
endmsnt Ne. 46, amending sec. II of
article q of constitution.
For proposed constitutional am
endment No A., amending sec. 10 of
article 6 of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No, AZ, amending sec. 10
of article 6 of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No. 46, amending sec. IL
of article of constitution.
For proposed constitutional am
endment No. 81, amending article Is
of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No. 81, amending article
Is of constitution.
For proposed constitutional am
endment No. 4, amending sec. Z of
| article 10 of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No. 4, amending sec.
of article 10 of cons titution.
For proposed constitutional am
endment No. Z, amending sec. Z OF
article 2 of constitution.
Against proposed constitutional
amendment No. z, amending sec z
Of article 2 of constitution.
| PRECINCTS. POLLING PLACES. INSPECTORS AND
BALLOT CLERKS.
LIST Precinct, Carson CITY Curry Engine
House.
Inspectors, D. G. Kitzmeyer, Edmund
James. z. L. Buckingham.
Ballot Clerks. F. W. Day, d. H. Lentz.
2nd precinct, Carson City, Annoy Hall.
Inspectors. VIM. Davis. Henry Heiden-
reich, James Spurgeon.
Ballot Clerks. Geo. w. Cowing, John r
Cook.
Empire precinct, Empire City, School
House.
Inspectors. w. J. Smyth, Thomas E. Muir
ply, Albert Werner.
Ballot Clerks. Otto F. Werner, c. A. Am
brose.
Which election shall be opened not later
than eight O'Clock A.. NJ, and shall continue
until six o'clock P. NJ. of the same day.
Dated this 10th day Of October, A, d. 1894.
f. AUBE,
Clerk Of the Board of County Commission
ers.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07
No humbug In thisI

No humbug In this.
havea sure, tried, proved and guarantc ed
cure for hog and chicken cholera, which h.
stood toe test for six years and used in thous-
ands OF cases, without "a single failure one
dollar WI buy enough ingredi, nts to Gu from
80 to Is hogs l will send The recipe famil
right for only so cents, aud include, free va
liable book, which should be in every HON
Besides other valuable information, it c1nta
400 valuable recipes for the manufactu-
medicines, oils. compounds, furn ture poll
stove polish, silver polish, starch glass poll
grease spot remover, various kinds drin
fancy and laundry soaps perfumery, arti6c
honey, gold and silver plating etc, etc. ord
at once. Don't wait till your hogs and chicke II
lie with cholera. Agents wanted. Addres .
hev. Moses Brackin, p. NJ, Brackin, Ala Es-
tabhshed II business in 1869. d2T
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07

The French seemed have y, ted
al i, Il uu TIE Assessor rroposifion-
The bags Of the Republicans that
they could buy up the ID. d, contin-
gent for dollar a head seems to
have been miscalculation.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-07
WEDNESDAY. -. NOVEMBER
Republican Silver Record

Republican Silver Record
Demonetized Silver 1873
Defeated Coinge Bill 1875
Defeated Free Coinage 1878
Republican Vote.
For. Against
% June % 1856 100
80 April s 1888 93
10 June ! 1888 12G
Is June ! 80 (Senate) %
Ii March "a 90 (Senate) 81
IL July 2 80 (House) IL
33 Bland Bill. $50
l3S Recapitulation 6S5
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-01-10

Eo.1-The Old Msm'selle's Secret By f
No s|siind FAta BY Mrs. Alexander.
No. s-A Warrant Wife. by Florence Warden.
No 4-Peg Wellington. By Charles Reade.
No. b-Ruthno. y Ouida.
No. B-Loves Atonement. By III. BENTON
No. IL Have Lived and Loved. by Mira
No. s1Jot' Her Face and Her Fortune. BY MrA
No. Tho House on the Marsh. by Florence
Warden.
No. 10 aides Fancy Work.
No. u-Wife in Name Only. ~ Charlotte
No i21Tae Story of an African Farm. By
No. is~she. A History of Adventure. Ey II. Hidsr
hAggard
No; liking solomOn's Mines. By H. Rider
No iS~Essays First Series. ~ Ralph Waldo
No i6-1amillo BY Alexander Dumas.
No The Modern Home Cook BOOK.
No. ls-TLs Shadow OF Sin. by Charlotte NJ
No. 10 The secres Of Her Life By Edward
Jenkins
No. 1.-The Cther Mans Wife. by John Strange
No z@ihe Master of the Mine. By RObt
No. ss~Lord Isles Daughter. BY Charlotte
NJ. Breame.
No. 2i-Essays: Second Series. By Ralph Waldo
No 55-Doris Fortune. BY Florence Warden.
No 26-Ths Bag Of Diamonds By George Man-
No. IA our of the World in Lightly Days.
No. isIA Nemesis. BY J. MoIaren Cobban.
No 2s- Allan Quartermain- by II. Hder hAg-
No sO-The Scarlet Letter. BY Nathaniel Hav-
No. si-The Frontisrsman. BY 6ustave Aimard.
No. Sat tho Worlds Mercy. by Florence
No Ss~The Yellow Mask. By wilkio Collins-
40. 34-Matt; A Tale Of q Caravan by kobt.
No Ss~A Little irish Girl. BY 'sThe Duchess 4"
No. s6-forging the fettors, hy Mrs. Alexander.
10. s7-Gui.ty or Not Guilty. BY Amanda NJ
No. ssSsir NOsrs Heir. BY Mira May Agnes
No. ss-The Twelve Great Diamond Ry Mrs.
! No l0-ihe Heiress Of Hendee Hall by Little
No ti-ihe Cuban Heiress. by Mary Kyle
No i2-isorA's Bridal Vow. by Margaret
No. Is-RAlph Rsymond's Heir. By Horstio
No. 1.-THE Fatal Glove by Clara Augusta
no lS-The Heir Of Gionviile. BY francis A.
No, Is" Brave Little Woman. b. Mrs Mary
No. Cd he Queens Rovsnse. by sylvanus
No. SHE ii MIL Girl Of Tyrol ByM T Calder.
No. lg-Auld LIGHT dyiis by }. NJ. barrie.
No. tO-DerricE Vaughan. Novenist ~ Edna
No 5i-The nuchess. By The Duchess"
1 No. 52-1he Heir Of Lime. BY Robt. buchanan.
No. hs-The Two orphans. hy X. d Emery.
| No. ~ Crown Of rhAme. By florenos
MarryAt.
/ No. ss-A Troublssone Girl BY The duchess"
20 whe9s H ,so s5ss ~ NJ sS5 anS
| no She Story Of lizabeth. ~ Miss
/ No. ss-Two Kisses ~ Hswley Smart,
No. 6J-A Mad Love. By hErlot.e NJ breamo.
] No. 6l-Ihe Devils Die. By hrant Allen.
To any one who will send us THREE Of
/ the No. roupona accompanied by
| TWENTY-FIVE CENTS in silver or post
/ aRe aiamts We will send any THREE
! BOOKS 90 be selected by yourself from the
list printed above, by mail postage prepaid
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-01-10

CHFRIFEs SALE -CuARI.Fs McCLURF.
I - trustee riaiuuh. " hoso pick Viola lick.
Z ttsiman anil Oims,e.d 4 hyiot = trm con
slaiins ui s.scrxo M. Oims,ea a and Charles H.
I aYlof. dsierd ints.
decree 81 tor rclosuro and sale i-eued olt OF re
distrl.t onuIt ~ tho first iud ca district - the
ffnta ~ lloni1na. in aud fer 70 rountg 90 AtN !
ana lArke GA tho iath day o pscetn isel, =. ~.
isl1 ina the above cniitle sciion. vhsleih
nail-- Mctlurc. trustre. the shove nenie. 49, -,
. tia uhtalned = Judgment AMI decree ~ i"le
g., sufo ami sale AGAINST ose i's. Nlsla ileA
hdwin lick. tharies 4. rtldman Came i.
tteiman aud uiu'sead Hyior. nm ana
ccn.isung Of usorgs N. tlm- lo.1 emo
harles n. ayir, def. ndan,a On ne w ~ ~
besides interest costs aud sits rnsJs foes. which
a. H. isss. recorded in iudgme pt book No of
s.ia CONT ~ rara - 1 nuI commandal 10
sell an that certain 10. piece or patosi n land
eituata living ant being Ia thN city 81 Helena.
county ~ ewis and larto Htxte ~ Montana.
snd houndcd ana described a. follovs. 10 wit
ieginnirg ~ a polst on no dHst side 81 'iau-
cor street. hits ~, la3l fest alrth - tho snntn-
wee corner OF block i've hnacred aud thirty
nine l5.qi Of the original tow stts OF shit city
and runniug thence north tWfft -hNa tSl ieet
along the east sice Of Chancer sirett TO point;
theuro east sevanty-fva O5I feet TO a uoint in
sonth throaga porti,n d all book i've hun
drud ami thrty-niuo laaNii thehte south tWontJ-
i've l3D feet Aisng the west siAe Of sAid alley 20
a paints thence west sevsnty-hNe lol fect 10 tie
placeof b,g.nning. The sail lot. p.eoe o., par
CO q land bring portion ~ lot Nun %
one til aud two ~ In said block i've hundred
and thirty-nine 1881. 81 aaii original toWnsiie
accord ng 20 tho official plat pf said towesite
now on tie in thu office ~ the county clerk and
rccor or Of said county Of esls and larke
Together with all and singulAr the tenements.
hercd tamente aud appu-tonancPf therouuto Do
longing or in auywiso A. pertaining.
tublie notice Is hereby given thst on Thursday,
tho nth day Of January. A. u. ls9i Al i o'clock
M OF that day. at tbs front dPor OF the ceut
house, Helena, Lewis ana Clarfb county. Non
tana. I will. IN obedience 10 said order OF eAo
and decree OF forecloeure aud sale sell the above
cescrihod properly. or 20 much thereof a. may
b. necessary to satisfy fatd Judgment with IN
torres; and costs, 10 tho highest and best bidder
for cash IN hand
Given under ny hand this 2olh day Of Deem.
bsr. A. ID. ibpS-
CHARLES d. CURTIS sheriff.
By lRED L. Hoss. Under shdrId.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-01-10

CHERlFF5 SAFE SWEND CNRLsON.
- plain it. W. Water Mafhrs1n. MARI Mathe-
tuu and g.. 80, r. LOTT De e1Innf~.
ldrr and by siEtuo ~ order o. sals and
grcree az foreclosure and sale issued out Of tie
dstret coaft ~ tte irst Judicial .trict Of tbs
ffate ~ Montana iu ami Tor %. county o. LOWS
aut iarko, ou tie ftn day ut december. g. ID.
1 tu tho shove entitled action. where
st % "a arl-ou The atuvs ua1o1 plaintiff %
tained Judgment end decree ~ ioTecla 6uro
Hul fao against b. a4ter P hfhn-. D.. MARI Maihe-
son AID 4. a.. Lott deleu auts on TOO lth cay
pi b4c"1lhar o. ~. e. fnr me s4u q $40. go.
1af ldts Interest COSTS and attorney fees which
ssid decree vus. ol tho 9Th ,af ~ ccombor
4. ID. l-t.. recorded in Judgment book ru- Of
cell all those certain .os pieces unrosls ~ land
tuat1. lyiur an aeiug ia fus county ~ e~ia
and .4rhe. -t1fs II kIolfuua and LoCndsd ana
Cescr.l,5i a. folioUs. 20 Wit
ofs SO. D.. "a end D.. in block 80. 20. 10 tie
northern arihc rdd.tlon TO tie city Of lirleua,
? DnrH nn. ctu-irC t. he Il1f thereof On hts iu
t.r uahce ~ tho c .erk en- recorder ~ The SAID
60 ntY ~ evil and lar.e. a-d sl-ua' "a IN tho
sac cuurty Il evils anI lEree and 4tale u
.nntaua.
Together with az and f.ngul1r tho feneme1ts,
lercd tGuanfs Gat q. purf-ae.ro ttercu 10 b.
longing OF ln auywire are taaint
uhllr notice j. Poi re.T gwen rat ON saturday.
O. cog Gay 90. Ierl In 'lar. A. d. 1853 % D. e. uc K
On ~ tiat Gag. 90 tho iroat decor ~ o cou 3
house. iIe'aHr. Levi ans Ga b. cuultJ. Mou-
fEla. : WllI. Do aIafllcnre go slIa order OF "a %
e. ,. d.0roI ol for Cl.s ir- aId sa.s coli the 60 o
to.c-llod prop .. Dr en ftuct tnertuf a. may
% uece.s.r5 fo eat.sfF fEd judgement with in
for rast Do hand
Given urd-- my haad this .'h dag 81 Deem
trtTLrs D. CJgT,s. sheriff
lig EED T.. lie.s. & lder tLeli.L
Above -ale ig tfiualrtiHa between ulfiufia
an dei -ulal' 10 ad .uafn h uu'il Jan Do o.
o. D. o CLOGS do. nf 200 front DOR 81 fis rsufl
D u-e tHAl.Lf5 D.. c. kilc, sheriff.
ig Nfu D. Nu- udHr sheriff.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-01-10
ORIGIN OF FAMILY NAMES.

Inman and Tavcrncr formerly entertained
travellers.
seamer and Seymour arc the descendants
Of tailo-s
Payne, Paluo and the like are eontrao-
lions Of pagan.
Tycr. Tycrman and their kiufolks were
once hairlrcsscrs; so also were the Golfers
and Coifcrl
poulter was the man who sold fowls; his
name may be rccognizod ia Fowler, Pulter
and Pulitzer.
Mercer was n general storckccper, and his
memory Is cmhalmed la the MERGERS, Mar
GERS and Marcys.
Clark was the village pcnman and the
father o. "a long linn who spell their one
name in many ways
Horne is an official name It's original
owner carried the kings horn when maj
esty was at the chase.
Starch ana stark were Synonymous,
which accounts Tor the abundance Of the
Starks, formerly manufacturers OF or deal
crs in this article.
Heifer herbs were yeat herds, hence the
Yeatmans and Ncaters. Cowherds. Co
herds and Cowarts we've the men who tend
cd tho herds Of COWS.
Swain was formerly a man who kept
hogs, and his descendants aye the Swaincs,
Swaynes, and perhaps also the Swaims,
Swiunerts and Hogglris.
Church. Churchman and Churcher had a
father who lived by the church; Brooks,
Brooker Brookmau. by the stream; Wells,
Weller Wcllman and Crossweller, by the
town pump.
Tiler rillman, Mower, Dyker and Dv-
herman. Hodger and Ditcherare all derived
from agricultural employments; so alsoare
Mnrlcr. Clayer. Chalker, Alderman and
many others.
Smiths former popularity is attested by
Goldsmith. Arrowsmith, Billsmith, Spear
smith, Neesmith or Nailsmith. Blacksmith
or Buckelsmith, Locksmith and many 9th
q compounds
Clough was once o narrow valley or cleft
between two hills and 70 this word the
CliGs Olives. Clewes, ChHopls, Cleve-
lands. Tuunyclil~. SATELLITES, kadclifls aud
Faircluuchs owe their names.
Hay was formerly a hedge, and the Hayes,
Haghs, Haynes, Halves. Lindsays. former
ly Lindshay, HHywoods Hayland, Hay
leys IIawleys, Haworths and other fami-
lies thus found a name.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-01-10
The World Renowned Specialists.
HELENA.

ERFE CONSULTATION given TO all persons
fufierinR from hTonic Diseases Disease Of the
Eye lar. se. Throat Liver, ttomach. Kid
neys, rinary { rgans. Nervous and Private
affections. The rapidly increasing number OF
patients in Montana demand greater facilttio
and accommodations, 20 meet which llrs. Liebig
& 60. have estabisted offices ir this city. they
will be ia charge of a uuly authorized represen-
tative who will report all complicated cases TO
the head office. where complete records are sept
81 all cases and the treatment adopted zach
branch having its spacialifts. no enc physician
and rever less fhrm flVe experienced Specialist
have a consultation on every case pIe-ented.
Having thousnnd- 10 refer TO- comparisons are
readily made. No eXperimenting-sim simply ap-
plying the treatment that has times without
number proved successful 7 bis l. the secret OF
their sUccees and tie retson eucls marvellous
Gus e. ~ heretofore reported have been made
afer ths brst local physicians pronounced them
L,i eleasl, incurabo.
MN hronie elections, whetApf from early
indi orctons. Neneresl IxoescA, reminal
Weakness. loss Of a anhood, syphillis and other
ATE cti ~ uniting thf IN from euluying any OF
the pl0asure- Of life treated and cured after
absolute failure by others Irs Licbtg q Co..
treating the Diseases Of Men L. Worldwide and
they have pationts in all parts ~ IT,
WOMFN-Iheir spocia isJ for affections o.
Women. has all the latest appliances and
remedies used IN the principal hospitals, AMI is
Nithouta superior on the coast.
tAIAERIl- And kindred affections Of the
ye. ar. Throat aud Lungs successfully treated
nud in a manner 80 mildly as TO Do acceptable 70
tie mutt delicate child.
races for Spinal Deformitiee. Club Fec, ETC.
manufactured. Satisfaction guaranteed
tall early and avoid being hurried b. the
lurse number of patients. hose who cannot
ind Do convenient TO 500 the hmlnent Specialists
can state their cases BY letter areful attention
given TO corr spoudence and medicine ami APP
plisnces sent by express.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-01-10
How to Pronounce French.

A maid who was quite CONNIE IL fault,
SAID "Cahn't" and "Ah. don't you knout2"
Looked round with q smile
On scads by the pile,
And she never had lack OF a baut.
There was once a young dude, quite au faii
In what he should do or should salt,
Concluded he'd drop
On fine tailor shop.
But the tailor insisted on pait.
There was once a young man from Rouen
Who wanted 20 sing a short sen,
But the people said nay
Ia Nlgorous way
And hustled the young man allen.
There was once young girl from Paris,
AS pretty as pretty could bis;
She went on The stage.
and soon was the rage
From Boston to West Tcnuessis.
Detroit Free PresA
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1894-01-10

III ! want 20 get OF at Seventy second
street, said the man with the brown va
lise, can 90 on this train"
"You can, sir" answered the jaunty
brakeman.
Half an hour later the train whizzed BY
Seventy second street az a 30 mile gait
Il thought you told me you stopped st
this stationw exclaimed the man with the
brown valise sharply.
''Oh. mol" answered the jaunty brakeman
pleasantly. You asked me II you could
~ on this train. Anybody can 20 on this
train. Auburn Pa-a a-rkr'
This was why the jaunty brakeman got a
letter next day from the superintendent Of
the road expressing regret that the COM
pany would be compelled TO get along with
out his services from that time forth.
The man with the brown valise happened
10 be the president of the road Chicago
Tribune.