The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1894-10-16
CHICKEN AND HONEY.
IA FORAGING EXPEDITION OF ONE
MAN IN THE WINTER OF 1868.

1883, said Uncle Joe
Uncle Joe's stories of the war were
things to be looked forward to and re-
membered He had served during the
entire four years as a commissioned off
Ger and knew whereof he spoke having
an excellent memory and an inimitably
humorous way of telling the adventures
of himself and his men.
''It was in Missouri in the winter of
: 1868 ON a cold raw night that l, the Off
Ger of the day, prepared about midnight
to make, with half dozen of the guard,
what is called the grand round, or,
more plainly speaking the visiting Of
the soldiers doing picket duty at their
/ different posts. We were on short ra-
tions, and every man of us, officer or
private, longed for a good, square meal
to brace him up against the raw, damp
GOODNESS of the night AS was about
to spring into my saddle low voice at
my shoulder said:
"'Cap'n, how would a supper Of chick
en- and honey taster
II swung hastily around and beheld
the speaker He was a fellow called
! Lang, one of our most valuable spies,
and in some respects a mighty clever
fellow, but in-oh, we'll, I'll let it go
| by saying that his moral nature had
never been overdeveloped. He was a
short, thickset man, with twinkling
black eyes and otherwise the most thor
oughly impassive face / ever looked
into. 1t was said of him that he would
slip into the butternut suit of the rebel
and make himself much at home in
Lees army. He was hail fellow we'll
met with all the men and came back to
the Union lines possessed of the most
invaluable information. He had expe-
rienced thrilling adventures and was
man of intrepid courage.
" 'Cap'n, he repeated as he stood be-
side me that cold night, how would
supper of chicken and honey faster
I" Excellent, Lang, excellent, re-
piled, thinking Of our limited supply
of smoked meat and hard tack. Have
you somef'
No, but Knight get some, 1 reckon,
If 1 looked round bit, he drawled, laz-
lily kicking up clay with the toe of his
boot. l saw Immediately that he meant
to 90 out of camp, find farmhouse and
help himself Such things are not I'M
heard Of in the army.
d" Nonsense, Lang, said l. You
would be killed sure if you went. The
pockets are ON extra sharp lookout to-
night, and it's altogether too dangerous
You would never come back alive.
with that l sprang into my saddle
and rode away, followed by my men.
1--WE were gone two or three hours,
making the rounds of the piekets, and
more miserable ride had seldom TAX
en-. l was chilled to the bone and hun
CRY and my men likewise. AS l rode
back toward camp the glow of bonfire
in remote corner caught my eye, and
Immediately turned my weary horse
toward it. Before the cracking heap
sat Lang, calmly frying chicken, while
at his side reposed hive of honey. He
looked up and smiled grimly.
E" 'Supper's most ready, cap'n, he
said, touching his apology for cap.
Make yourselves to home, gentlemen. !.
+" Lang, said sternly, didn't tell
you not to go?'
:" No, cap'n, he replied as he con-
tinued to cut up the plump fowl in his
hand; you didn't say l couldn't go, al
though, if l remember correctly, you
didn't exactly advise it ON the score of
its being dangerous, but man what's
led the life / have amt goin to let q
little thing like that stop him when
he's hungry, and he held toward me
the plump leg of a chicken nicely
| Drowned.
I" Lang, said I. tell me how you
did it.
/" No very great matter, he replied,
proceeding with his culinary art. When
you'd gone, walks along quiet to the
outpost and finds picket walzin up
and down like he owned the earth, SO 1
f1ops down ON my stomach alongside
fence. Bein dark night, as it is, Mr..
Picket comes along and don't suspect
that fence so of much as harborin a
mouse. Minute he gets half rod away
over that fence | goes hghtninlike
and takes scoot into some woods close
by and then goes about my business.
"'Go on, said /. with my mouth full
of chicken and honey.
| Lang continued: You see, l know
this country mighty well, SO l makes
tracks for a farmhouse close by where
they keeps plenty of chickens. When |
opens the gate to go in, along comes a
dog. Well, cap'n, that's the only dog |
ever met with that l couldn't either
scare or make friends with. No, sir,
that dog wouldn't take no stock in
bluffs, 50 whips out my revolver and
lays him out. At that up goes win
dow, and man begins to yell to find
out who's there Put your head inside
that window and keep it there or I'll
knock 1t off for you, says l. Now
Jim" 1 continues, you just watch
that window, and if the fellow sticks
his head out don't wait to be oeremo-
hiouslike, but just fire I'm goin to
get some chicken and honey" Course
there wasn't no Jim along but that
fellow In the house had to be kept out
sof the way; so, being dark night,
! Just bluffed him about there being more
Khan just me around You bet he keeps
bis head inside and goes to the chick
en- house and helps myself to some plump
young dodgers. and takin beehive
|on the other shoulder makes tracks for
the camp the way | come.
+" Have piece of the breast, cap'n
That's done particular brown, the way
Won like 1t. '"-Chicago Post.