Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1894-06-09
SPARKLES FROM FIELD.
Selections from Sharps and Flats In the
Record.


Record.
PICNIC TINE.
ITO Miss DewevJ
Us June a9in. en- In my soul feel the alliu'
Joy
That's sure TO come shis time o year to ever,
little boy;
For. every June. the sunday schools q picnics
may be seen,
Where fields beyont che swellin' floods stand
dressed In livin' s1een;"
Where little girls ere skeered to death with
spiders, bugs an ants,
An little boys got srass.stains on their so.to-
meetin pants.
It's June asin. an with II all what happin ~
10 mine
There's soin 70 be picnic an I'm soin' to
jine!
One year lined the Bsptists. an soodnessi
how II rained!
tBus .rsmps says that that's the way "baptize"
10 explsined.)
And once lined the 'piscopils an had hesp
Of fun
But tn, boss Of oil the pienics was the Pres.
bytsfiumi
They had 90 many puddin's. ssllids. sand.
widRes, an pies.
That . Teller wisht his stummick was o. hungry
| a. his eyesi
oh. yes. the eatin' Presbytsriuus give yer IL
90 hns
That when thev have picnic, you bet I'm TO-
In to jine!
But ct this time the Msthodists have specia,
claims on me,
For they're goin' to give picnic on the 2ist,
u. w.;
Why should . liberal Universaiist like me OBJ.
ject
To share the joys Of fsliowship with every
| friendly sect3
However hes'rodos their articles Of faith else.
wise may be-. y
Their doctrine Of fried ohick'n is . savin' grace
80 on the 2ist Of June, the weather bein' hne.
They're goin' 70 give give picnic. an I'm 20.
| in to tine!
The sugar trust has fixed its legis.
lation and the United States Senate
at one and the same time," a. the
rural orator would say.
The landslide In the Fourth Judi.
cial District seems to have been
wholly expected. At our Democratic
City Hall the common talk 10 that
the Republicans could elect q yaller
dog In Illinois this year. And We
are afraid good many yaller ones
are going to be elected.
We know Of no more enlivening
spectacle than that Of Tom Reed
blowing with Bill McKinleyS heifer
in New England soil.
Confidence In the inetlciency Of the
Chicago Base. Ball Club remains un.
shaken.
| The latest advices from Washing,
ton are to the effect that the tari1
bill IL convalesceht. Az much can.
not truthfully be said of American
industries.
Judge Carter employed the same
means to secure Republican success
In the Fourth judicial District last
Monday that Ben Cable employed Il
secure Democratic success In Illinois
. year ago last November. He sci
plenty Of Trustworthy agents at work
and kept them busy.
! We learn from Q Trustworthy
source that our brilliant townsman,
Luther Latin Mills, is writing Z
romance for publication. We shall
look for 1t with the most pleasurabls
anticipations, for Luther LaAir
Mills 10 incapable Of saying or writ
ing q dull line.
MI. Clevelands assertion that hI
would not live In the White Hous,
. again even though he we're reelected
, 10 premature. Mr.. Cleveland 10 In q,
danger Of being reelected this year
We are opposed to Chief Justic'
Fuller's proposition to shave his mus
taehe, for the simple reason that VI
recognize the danger involved 10 tn
sudden dislocation VI the center O
gravity In all great bodies.
l We look upon the march Of Kelly
3 hobo army Is the biggest real estat
, transfer Of tho season.