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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-09-29
$50 for S. 90 and SLIGO per Week.
SIS for $L.50 and $3.50 pc. Week.
500 for $500 and $500 per Week.
e u Married?

II not WHY HESITATE, WHEN
YOU CAN FURNISH YOUR HOUSE
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM AT SUCH A
SMALL OUTLAY
CHAMBER SUITS, IN oak. from 50 up. D.
DINING SUITS. SlDEBOARDS. EN-
TENSION TABLES. and CHAIRS TO
match at all prices.
fPARLOR SUITS. in Rugs, Plush, and
Brocatele. from $50 TO 500
ES-RANGES-every one guaran-
teed good bakers.
Come see for yourselves what we can
do for you.
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With apologies 10 Mr.. Fuckers party.
IL is respectfully announced
That the mcl0u-ch0lia days have come,
Tho slli.st Of ia" year
u is , 8ttt, too warm TOR whisky hot,
Aui IL little too cool for beer
Bedford index.
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Change OF Schedule on VireInia Hot


Effective Sunday. September }1th. only
one passenger train per day. cicn WAY.
viii be- run between C0y.Ustou, Va, and
Hot Springs The connection from tue
Fast u Virginia Hot SPRINGS viii De- hY
dailv. ana from Virginia Hot Springs
east-bound by train No. =, arriving In
Richmond SO \. VI. daily.
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WHAT JHR TIRGINIA P4PERS SAT-
Comments on the domination Of Senator
HIll for Governor Of New York.

Senator Hill yesterday made one OF
the most daring moves ever witnessed on
the political chessboard He is playing
his whole political future against the
Presidency. Should he be successful TINS
fab and defeat Morton. nothing can pre-
vent his receiving the Democratic noni-
nation for President. on the other hand,
his defeat this fall would forever blast
his prospects and plunge him INTO
obliyion.-koanokc Times
HiI may not exactly have walk-over.
but 1t is certain that the q. o.. =. won
walk over that Hni.-Lynchburg Ad-
vance.
The spontaneous manner in which the
nomination for Governor OF New lofk
came Ia the Hon. David Il. Hill NcdneS-
day from the Democratic convention Is
the strongest possible testimony 10 the
strength Of his leadership. II was not a
mere OutburstHa Etampe1c-it was lt-
libcrdte expression Of mature Democratic
opinion, and IL was great compliment
20 Senator Hin. His hitterest enemies
cannot but admit that he has overcome
by his saCdCiOus and StateSmdnlike course
much Of the opposition heretofore exist
ing against him. What he viii DO about
accepting remains 10 be seen. There are
several things to be considcred.-NorioIk
Landmark.
The nomination Of Senator Hi for
Governor OF New York by the Saratoga
convention was a pretty bold accom-
phshment. and the very audacity Of the
thing mas aroused the rank and file Of
the Democratic party IN that State 10
a high pitch Of enthusiasm. True, Mr..
Hll made the best executive that New
York State has had for fifty years, man
aging great interests win consummate
ability and marvellous success, but IL
was supposed that not even his unim-
pcdchable record I'm that office would
reconcile 10 his nomination the Clcve-
land Democrats. who were estraHged
from him by his antagouism 10 their
faVorite I'm the last contest for the Pres
identidl MISUNDERSTANDING News.
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withdraw, of Ora. widower.' Train on

After Saturday. September 2)th. the
Chesapeake and Ohio will Withdraw from
sale thelr Saturday grass "ido~ers'
tickets.
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on and after Monday, october ist, the
Old Dominion steamship Company *
steamers viii sail from Norfolk daily
(except Friday and sunday az +. VI.
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EDIIoKlAA COMMENTS.

New York sun: The Hon. Kope
Elias. the North Carolina think
or, who was once tueged Ike
a wish-bone 10y the two North Carolina
senator's, is now "a c,huiuate for the state
Senate. and he Is aromatic with hope lie
sees success every where. Dithyramb Dug
ger, the Swan OF Banner Elk, Is writing
campaign songs for him. The Hon. ran
tops Straynorn the Hyperdes of Possnm
Park. will take the stump for him ncNt
month The Hon. Elias hope IS airer
than the swallow.
New York Times: I'm two respects Gov
ernor Hil was wiser than the convention
over which he presided at Saratoga. tie
did not approve the exclusion of the dele
gates Of the State Democracy Of New
\ rk and the Shepard Democracy of
Brooklyn, and he disapprOycd and sought
10 prevent the conventions nomination
of himself for Governor.
The political views and policies OF Gov
ernor I'm have broadened of late. In the
light Of his new wisdom he. clearly saw
that 10 exclude altogether the contest
ing delegates from New YORK and Brook
lyn 10 give no seat or voice I'm the con-
Nenuon 10 the able and patriotic men
who COMPOSED these delegations and no
representation in the great council of the
party TO the thousands of Democrats
they represented. was Il mistaken and
harmful course.
New York World: 1t Is reported that
Senator Hill was strongly in favor OF
admitting the Independent Democrats
from New York ana Kings county TO
seats i'm the convention. He was opposed
by Senator Murphy. Lieutenant Governor
Sheehan and the Tammany delegation.
These short-sighted Bourhons had their
way, and recognition was denied 10 the
representatives of many thousand l,rmo-
Gratis among them some of the strong
est and best-known men in the party
IL is greatly to be regretted that SEN
ator Hin is thus handicapped in the
campaign that is about "a begin. He is
especially unfortunate since this need
less arrront To Democrats was against
his expressed desire.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-09-29

The very best class OF dealers in all
lines sell Allen X MARSHALL clSars-EL
TKlCMPHO and FLOR Dr. MARSHALL.
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Cigar manufacturers say 4, is mys-
terry how cigars as good as Ell TRi-
UMPHO and FLOR DE MARSHALL can
hs sold hsrs TOR nts and ten cents.
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an UUsTINGS.
List 4 Appoin,m.a" for De"''
sp.rtsrs in Virginia

A, announcement OF speakers am
times and places of speaking 10 '""N~
GOVERNOR O'FERRALL.
Grayson, October "a.
Carroll, October 4th. >
Amherst, October 18th toaruecuo'
Patrick, October goth.
HON. f.. T.. MEREDITH.
King George. october attn.
Leesburg, October Sth.
Warrentou, October "a:
Warrenton, October 2Jth.
HON. PETER j. OTEf.
Mt Zion. September %9th. Let
CbarIntIe Courthouse, october ISL
New London, october 6th.
Lawyers Road. october 'th'
Pigeon Run, october 'th,
Christiansburg. October OH
HON. John W. DANiEbL, ath
Appomattox Courthouse. Cctope. 1'N'
Charlotte Courthouse. OctopeI ls. i'm
AppOmattOX Courthouse, oS'O'N'
Harrisonburg. october l'th. ood
Halifax Courthouse, Octopet
HON. THOMAS WHlTEHEaA,Db'
Campbell. october Sth court ""''
HON. : T.. JONES.
Radford. September 18th mlSntl .,e.,.>
Ellie Ridge Springs, october ith 'nighV'
HON. JOHN GOOpE. ,h
Campbell Courthouse, UcloDtL Pun
LVnchburg. October 9th mlSntl. ,..o
Fancy Grove, Bedford county Oc'o-
'e Re iit,i. CITY. october 18th might.
Nontvole in Bedford county, october
18th might.
Salem, october lJtn. go, ,.,.
Cbristiansburg. October lbth lnlBnu'
Riacksburg. October 18th nlShu.
Eadford October 18th niShp.
Roanokc CITY. October 18Th tnlghtl'
Halifax Courthouse, October "a.
Danville. october 2ith nighD.
Newberue. Pulaski county, october LIST.
pulaski city. Pulaski county, october
10Th. -o o.,
Wvtheviile Wythe county, october htn.
Ivanhoe. Wythe county, October l9th.,
Newcastle Craig county October 10TH.
Bland Courthouse, Bland county, Oc-
totcr I'D. -.-, -.,,.,. 10
TazeweII Courthouse, Tazewell county
Graham, farewell county october goth
" FiSo,cahontas. Tazewell county, october
Richiands, Tazawen county. october
29th oo,,
Jackson store, Buchanan county. Oc-
tobcr "lst
HON. II. y. FLOOD.
Cumberland, september 18th, 18TH, ana
Goth
pampIin city. October 9th G'.3O J.. NJ
Walkers church October 5th tnIghth
chan. November I'd @ =. NJ
Spout Spring. November "d might.
Augusta. october 18th. 18TH and 10Th.
AU.ghany. October ~.
Botctourt, October Nth.
Amherst. October 18th,
Nelson. October nd
Amelia. October 18th.
SuSscv. November LIST.
HON. CLAUDE \. SWANSON.
Rocky Mount. October lst.
Henry October Sth.
pittsvlVauia, october 18th.
HON. TAXEWELL Elicit.
Chesterfield Courthouse, Monday Oc-
tober kth.
New Kent Courthouse. THURSDAY oc-
Gooehland Courthouse, Monday, Octo-
Hanover Courthouse, Wednesday, Octo-
King william Courthouse, Tuesday, Oc-
tcber @'I-
HON. II. ST. G. TUCKER.
Monterey, october -.
Aususta. October 22l.
HON. VI. r. BROWNING.
Pearisburg, October 18TH.
PoclhontdS. October nth.
EichlandS, October 2lth
CliutWOld courthouse. October 9th.
Sand Lick. November 2d
Tllt.lou, \"N'ultn't ''l ..-.....,,..- o,.t
HIIn'i an our'u'lHe' S'4,,'.""ef -i'"'
3a,nS"I ,l'it, '''iW,nri ~, =.
HON. WALLER r. STAPLES.
Patrick Courthouse. October I'D.
IfoN " homes
C,1oucosttr coi,p.y Sontombnr 10Th (spe-
Gloucester Courthouse. October lst.
King and Queen Courthouse. October
An
,t.,,., Courthouse Rttoler Sth
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-09-29

Tho Dispatch quotes from the Amer
lean Grocer" Of New York, the following
table Of prices Of the leading articles oil
food for 1863 and 1894.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-09-29

IL you want the nncst Key west cigar
In the market, get INFANTA EULALlEs-
don't take a substitute.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-09-29

PARIS, Sept. 2s.-Both LaPatrie and
Cocarde announce that Premier Dupuy
Is 10 resign almost Immediately, ana that
he will be succeeded by IL. Raymond
PalDcare.
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fofd Democrat.
Quoting from recent special 70 The
Times from Lawrencevilic, the Norfolk
Ledger of yesterday says.
The correspondent also expresses the
opinion that their lack of interest is
due TO the Australian ballot law.
which presents hut little chance 10 use
money ip election" Whether or not the
negroes viii continue apathetic until the
close Of the campaign will be determined
later on, but II the new election law
should have the effect OF preventing the
use OF money upon voters. the people of
our state generally Will be apt TO regard
IL with favor. The lavish use of money
in elections has been a source OF great
evil I'm Virginia for many years. and we
are pleased to learn that there is a pros
pect OF extirpatng q part OF the evil.
Commenting on Chairman Elyson's
recent declaration that the only fear
the Virginia Democrats need to have in
this campaign Is from the effects of
apathy in the party. the Norfolk Land
mark says:
Let us have log-rollings. barbecues,
catfish muddes, and cuttings, IL neces-
sary. in order 10 dissipate the apathy
referred TO by Mr.. Ellyson, and which
Is manifest from the figures we have
printed. Wake up those who are doing
Arouse thu slumbering Democratic spirit
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-09-29

INFANTA EULALlE. the best known
Key West cigar sold In this country.
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the yIHGINfI CAMFIIG

Has ANYBODY heard OF Hon. J. Brack
Stovan. the Thoroughbred from Hall
fax" lately? He is an amusing little Eel
low and ought TO be on the stump.-Bed-
ford Democrat.
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At drug store. cigar store. and restau-
rant. ask for INFANTA EULALlE hey
Mcst cisar. and take no oIher.
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II you can't, and want 10 have work
done IN Arst-cla5s manner send your
orders to The Times office.
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Is your boy writing an advertisement
for the contest NOW going on tor Meyer S,
sixth and Bro.dt
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
PuNoENT PARAGRAPHS.

Portugal exports wine, olive oil,
figs, oranges and onions.
-Brown--"Tell me truly, do you
really admire Wagner's music?' Gray
-"My dear boy, haven't the moral
courage to do otherwise"
-Bilks-"My wife thinks there is no
one in the world like me-" GillSs-"Of
course. The human race is not as bad
as some would make out."-Detroit
Tribune.
-Amiable Visitor-"And this is the
baby, is 1t? Why, it's the very image
of its father" Cynical Uncle-"Well,
it needn't mind that as long as it has
good health. Chicago Tribune.
Mrs, Riley-"How is your husband
this morning?" Mrs. Doyle-"Sure an
he's awful sick the doctor says he's got
brown CATERS in his chist, an l don't
know what he names atall a'tall. y
Newport Daily News.
1t was in the New York Worlds re-
port of political meeting that the
word ''shouts" was so ludicrously mis-
printed as to make the blunder famous.
"The snouts of ten thousand democrats
rent the air." read the report.
Miss Oldhill-''Yes, love is n lottery.
I always say every woman has a ticket
in that great lottery, the world, and is
drawn by the man whom she is to
we'd" Mr.. Youngman-"Alas, Miss
Oldhill, your ticket must have been a
blank. Harvard, Lampoon.
Mamma, said Jamie mysteriously,
''did ever have little brother that
fell into the well?" NO" said his
mamma" "Why?" "Why, l looked
into the well this morning, and there
was little fellow down there that
looked just like me-"
"A domestic, newly engaged, pre-
sented to his master one morning a
pair of boots, the leg of one of which was
much longer than the other. "How
comes it that these boots are not the
same length?" Il really don't know,
sir; bur what bothers me the most is
that the pair downstairs are in the same
fix"
Pastor Ito peasant girl)-"Why do
you weep so much?" Peasant Girl
because my lover has gone to the army
for three years" Pastor-"But those
/ will soon be over; then he will return" "
Peasant Girl-"Yes, but l am afraid
in the meantime another man will
marry me. .''-Fliegende Blatter.
An Italian photographer has taken
a portrait of Queen Victoria, which has
recalled story of Mr.. Downey when he
first secured the queen as sitter
"What did you say?' and What did
she say?" asked friends. "Well," said
Mr.. Downey, Il took her majesty just
as wad amy ither pearson; and, when
Id settled her, said: 'Wad it please
her majesty tae put on more favora-
BILE countenance" And she said: 'Sair-
tainly Mr.. Dooney. .''-Christian World.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16

The lines in the worn face OF the
sleeper seemed to have vanished, so
tranquil and happy an expression
rested on it now.
"He is better, know he is, so I'll go
on smooving his pillow. Mother said
he was cross-grained old curmudgeon.
l wonder what that means?" in ques-
tioning voice; getting no answer to
her query, however, she went on talk
ing to herself: ~ think he looks kind,
poor old man; I'm glad coined down.
Mother never would let me come, cos
she said you didn't like children, but
you do, COS you look kind" this time
nodding her head towards him and
holding an imaginary conversation
with him. would you like me to tiss
you?" she went on, "just like j tiss
father, and like your little girl used to
tiss you, COS you did have little
girl once, mother told me so, and she
died, and then the girls mother died,
too, and now you've got no one to tiss
you, so l shall tiss you, and when say
my prayers l shall ask God to tell your
little girl that l will love you now;
then she will be quite happy when she
knows you're not alone" Then softly
climbing on to the bed she leant for
ward and kissed the sleeper, first on
the forehead, then on the lips; then,
sliding down again, she went back to
the armchair, where, in company with
Dandy-boy, she curled herself up, and
in spite of her resolutions to the con-
trary, went fast asleep. Gradually the
fire died down, until only faint red
glow remained, the kettle no longer
boiling, left off singing, and darkness
and silence reigned supreme, save for
the ticking of the clock on the mantel-
piece. BY and by there was a move
ment from the bed, and hand went
CROPPING out in the dark in search of
matches. Striking "a light, the old
man sat up in bed heaving a heavy
sigh as he did so. II might have
known it was only dream" he NUT
tered, half to himself; chow long is
this to go on; when am 1 to see my
dear ones again?" Then something in
the armchair caught his eye and made
him hold his breath. Could he be
dreaming still, or had God been merci-
full and restored him to his dear ones
gone before? 1t must be, it was his
little girl, and, holding out his arms to.
wards the sleeping child, the old man
burst into tears.
My God! my God! thank Thee" !"
he cried out, so loud as to wake the
little sleeper, who, starting up out of
her sound sleep, called to her father.
"It is, it is my Jenny" called out the
old man in a frenzy of joy. Instead of
being frightened, the child ran over to
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
SMALL CHANGE.
In the Family Exchequer and in the Camera
of Social Life.

Small change is indispensable in 60
ing about city. To have only five
dollar bill in ones purse when riding in
an omnibus or car is almost as bad as to
have no money. One requires small
change, and the thoughtful husband
supplies his wife with bright ten-cent
pieces and shining quarters just as reg
ularly as with fresh greenbacks. A wo-
man prefers new and fresh money to
that which is greasy and soiled, if she
can have her choice, and certain good
man, known and loved in large circle,
always makes point of bringing home
to his family the wherewithal for do
mestic expenses in very dainty shape.
He is deservedly favorite.
Small change is as valuable in the
commerce of life in other departments
as in that of the exchequer. There are
people who can talk extremely well on
learned and serious subjects, but they
have no small change. The quick jest
! and easy repartee of the drawing-room
are not for them. Helplessly and hope
lessly, with gloom settling over their
faces, and despair in their souls, they
sit by while less gifted people chat and
laugh and have good times. The trou-
BILE is they are destitute of small change
This puts them at disadvantage in
society where there is not time for
homilies and treatises, but where every
thing is froth and foam. The airy but
terfy fight of their neighbor confuses
and disturbs them. Their forces must,
so to speak, be drawn up in order, and
prepared to charge on fhe enemy,
horse, foot and Dragons. All this takes
time and thought, and the enemJ IS up
and away, slSirmishing triumphantly
elsewhere, before the unluclsy opponent
has arranged his line of battle. BY ali
means let those who would succeed in
society carry about the small change of
witty conversation.-Ea Bazaar
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
Slamming the Doors.

81 don't know of any household in
junction that is so persistently disre-
garded," said Mrs. Billtops, 'as Don't
slam the door, 1 think L must speak
to the children about slamming the
door at least forty times day, but
they pay no attention to it whatever.
They don't disregard it Intentionally,
but it appears to be one of those things
that people are not able to remember;
it makes no impression upon them.
They may perhaps remember it the
first time after they are spoken to, but
as likely as not, they will slam the
door as loud as ever with the sound of
the injunction yet in their ears. Even
Mr.. Billtops always slams the doors.
About most things he is very thought
full, but about this he is worse than any
of the children. IN. Y. Sun.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
She MnA Waiting.

"I've been awake oil night. haven't
closed my eyes" remarked the rich old
man who had married n young widow.
"Then mamma would get new
silk dress" said tho Widows little girl
by former marriage.
what do you mean?" asked the ven-
cradle stepfather.
II heard her say as soon as you closed
your eyes she was going to have q new
silk dress and diamonds and things."-
Alex Sweet, in Texas Siftings.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
Trying an Experiment..

A prominent Houston journalist re-
Gently applied for the fifth or sixth
time to a wealthy friend for tenn
porary loan.
Don't you know" was the reply,
'that it is very painful to be always
lending money!"
mo, 1 didn't know that" replied
the journalist; 81 never did anything
of the kind in my life, but if you will
let me have twenty dollars, I'll lend
some Teller nickel just to see if
what you say is so."-Alex Sweet, in
Texas Siftings.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
THE TOWER OF BABEL.
Fabulous Figures as to the Height of the
Sky-Scraper.

S<y-Scraper.
The exact date of the building of
"Nimrod's Folly" as the Chaldeans
say in alluding to the Scriptural
"Tower of Babel (the Armenians
speak of it as the "Tower of the Con-
fusion of Tongues or the height to
which it penetrated the rarified atmos-
phere of the Oriental plains, will, per-
haps. never be known. The date of the
laying of the foundation of the famous
structure is usually set at 2,247 years
before Christ, or in the year of the flood
101.
The expression of the sacred his
torian that its top was to reach unto
heaven" is now generally set down as
a strong Hebrew phrase denoting a
very lofty tower, but not necessarily
meaning one that would reach to the
abiding place of the Lord and His
hosts. Proof that this is probable may
be found in several places in Holy
Writ. The walls of the cities of Canaan
are described by Moses in similar
phraseology. The spies sent out by
him returned and reported that the
cities of that country We're great and
NdllCu up W hCdNCh. hoCC DCubC-
ronomy l., rs and tx, 1. There is a
Jewish legend recorded in the Talmud
which tells that God did not put stop
to the building of the tower until it
had reached the height of ten thousand
fathoms, which is equal to nearly
twelve English miles.
The sacred historians have not in q
single instance left data upon which
we can base a calculation of it's exact
height and general dimensions, and it is
because of this omission, no doubt, that
the imaginative orientals and other
ancient writers have given such fabu-
lous and extravagant traditions con-
cerning it. Even st. jerome alleges,
from the testimony of eye-witnesses,
who claimed to have seen and exam
ined the ruins of the slsy-scraping
shaft, that in his day Cborn 345 A. d.
/ it was over four miles high. While con-
sidering these untenable notions. it
may not be out of place to mention
| that other fanciful writers make its
height range all the way from a single
! furlong to five thousand miles in height.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
A Modern Fable.

An Idea was out for little airing
and CHANGED to meet weary-looking
man.
"Ah!" inquired the Idea, "who are
you?"
SIN an editor" replied the weary
man.
SO, no, an editor!" exclaimed the
Idea, ''Well, we ought to be friends.
'How so?' inquired the editor.
"What are you?"
Sim an Idea"
"Just the thing was looking for"
and the editors weary expression
changed to one of extreme joy. He
took his newly-found friend home with
him to his sanctum and the result was
a chestnut.
Moral-Go slow with new acquaint.
ances. s.--Arkansaw Traveller.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
Tho Dinoronce.

Five-year-old Flossio had been bat
tling with her mother all day. There,
child" said the latter, putting the child
to bed, 'sleep we'll, and don't be SO
cross when you wake up" II notice."
retorted little Flossie, when it's me
you say cross when it's you you say
nervous. '"-Pearson Weekly.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
An Impulse of Revenge.

Hobbs-Why didn't you holler to
that man when you saw that piece Of
falling scantling was going to give him
u thump?
-, Nobbs (grimly)-Hes my dentist
had just finished working on me.-Chi-
cago Record.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1894-06-16
Ono of Two Reasons.

Mrs. Gradley-I saw young Bingley
on the street to-day. He was drank;
and you know he hadn't touched drop
since he promised to reform for Clara
Jenkins sake. That cruel girl has
broken the engagement, or else
Mr.. Gradley-Married him!-Puck.