The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-06-10
STILL ABUSING WICHITA.

From the Kansas City Star.
Wichita is to bore for gas and of course tn,
hole will be put down near the Eagle office.
| From the Newton Republican
Twelve ont of fourteen girls graduating a
| Wichita, wore crinoline the night they grad
uated.
From tho Lawrence Journal
The Wichita jail has not single inmate
The fellows who ought to be in it are mostly
out running joints.
from the Topeka Journal.
Editor Marsh Murdoch Of the Wichita
EAGLE is one of the few delegates in the city
who wears silk hat.
From the Abilene Reflector.
IfMr. Lease looks like the pictures pub
lished of him Molly is not &c be blamed fol
| staying away from home.
| From the Wellington Mail.
Marsh Murdoch is evidently out Of politics
! II e had the temerity to spring a silk hat on
the convention al Topeka.
| From the Kansas City star.
The output of graduates from the Wichita
colleges is about equal TO the output from the
| Wichita packing houses this year.
| From the Perry Times.
/ The Wichita EAGLE complains that ''the
Arkansas river is being slowly but surely con
sumed." That's what comes OF cold water
/ state,
/ From The Peabody Graphic.
Dynamite" Dave Leahy, city editor on the
Wichita Eagle. is the best looking man in the
| trade and he is Just as good writer rs he Is a
| locker, too.
| From the Wellington Mail.
! A man near Wichita intends to bore for
| natural gas, though what he viii do with the
! product i'll town already so Amply supplied
| is not apparent.
| From the Clark County Clipper.
| The Suffragists may have TO let up on Marsh
Murdoch. Like the poets brook he may 20
on forever one of his late antisuffrage SEN
fences contained l9l words.
| Fron the Kansas Breeze:
The story that a wichita man once lived for
| fifty-fve days on water alone Is the most i'm
| probable story from every point of view start
| ed through the public press
| From the ut. Hope Mentor.
Murdock has the pleasure OF being target
| for all the little sufragists to pop wad at.
! Some of them are real Juicy and wnen shot At
| close range splash venom into the PROF ectors
eyes
Prom the Wellington Mall.
The Wichita Eagle calls Freedoms attention
| to tie important fact tnat III iorgot 10 shrek
when Coxeyusko fell. An atrocity Ike this
OF the Eagle ought TO make Freedom shriek II
any, hing Will
From The Newton Republican
Two of wichita's best professional ball play
ers will not play the national game on tie
Sabbath day Accordingly the sunday games
Peerless Princess.
From the Topeka Journal.
Mr.. Lease says he likes TO do homework. n
many Others would learn the simple less n OF
this mans life and submit cheerfolly TO the
inevitable much dissatisfaction would be
eliminated from life
From the Kansas City stat
II is not pleasant 10 learn that the butter
and egg house OF Governor Leweiltns 81 Wich-
ita Is In trouble. for be i iikeiy 10 need soIne-
thing OF that sort 70 fall hack on afier the
next gubesnatorial election In Kansas
Prom the Oklahoma Times
The Wichita Eagle says Lillian Russell has
a rich New Yorker on her string and =
several laps ahead OF the divorce coCrt- She
viii he several string ahead OF The court
W hen she gets the New Yorker on her lap.
From the Peabody Graphic
II Mss Iav visits wichita she VII un-
don etesily have that idoized range OF hers
shocked considerably when she steps OF: the
train at the union depo. and hears that Quar-
tef of Hams defendants get OF iheir hotel
wells
FroIn ;h> Enid Wave
The Wichita Eagle has quit roaring aooGt
there not being water ia the Arkansas river.
Il looks Ike the Mississippi a. IL flows through
the Peerless Princess al this Srf-inS. knc the
sewer system has bee7 GER ed TO k=ep the city
from being Hooded.
From TIE weaiizsroa Nsl
A sorry looking bum vas working tie town
this morning aud Na- overheard telling at,Oat
how his pals were 20 work Nsehiis- They
lad arranged 20 Dire the fcsn st1s ult~neoGsiy
AZ several clffersEs points and cnrtnz the ex-
noticed however. thai there were several
good sized boxes In his bat
roc. the s8.Azss cApssGl.
Mar-h Murdock lad hardly finished vii
Ing a. editorial on tie stolea waters 81 TIE
Arkansas river. MS pet Me az AJs.ersrs.' In
logger RACED With the tnreulect waters, b2t