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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
+ AUBE,
Clerk.

Our Republican contemporaries
before the non mating convention,
met, told their readers every day
just VIII" the parties proposed to put
on the ticket. H. most instances
they were mistaken. Now they vol
uably discuss who are To be the dep
uties, and by some peculiar process
unknown t. ordinary m rrtals, they
know more about the future inten-
tons of the State officers elect than
members of the Silver party. But it
was ever thus.
We don't wish t. be too crit. cal
with amateur MINISTRIES, but would
suggest that the time has arrived
when Jokes and conumdrums
founded on the habits of the domes-
tic hen be temporary shelved at Least
for the minstrel season Of 1895.
After they have been laid away
for awhile. they can he brought out
and used again in case the public
began to clamor for them. A little
vacation would do them no harm and
they would not be seriously missed.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
The Strikers Trial.

The trial Of the Carlin strikers ha:
begun again, but it is merely repe.
tition of the first case i'll which the
jury disagreed. So far 40 new testi
mony has been introduced on either
side, and the APPEAL understands
that there is no new ta~t,mony t. l..
introduced. All the testimon in the
case has already been published il
the APPEAL.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
BentOn's Liniment.
Notice.

take pleasure in stating To T'he
public that have opened the Silver
State Restaurant and will run the
usiness under my sole supervision.
Not having partner aad being IN
tramelled in the management OF the
business, ! shall endeavor to merit a
NIL share of public patronage.
IQA WINTERS
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
The Weiland saloon.

W. Whitney has assumed control
Of the Weilar- saloon, which he
proposes to run strictly up to the
nmes. He will dispense the best
liauo,s and cigars and fine old Gov
eminent whiskey, which slides down
YOUR throat like oil, tickling your
palate meanwhile. Call and see
Handsome Whit" til
BentOn's Eminent.
Which has been used in Carson Tor
over twenty FIVE years, has saved
many an ache and pain to those who
know it 1t Is really intended for
horses but works with the same mag
ical effect on the human. 1t is a
powerful remedy and for rheumatism
is the king of the world. Aches
knocked out in short order. No
horseman should Re without bot
Gle. not
Benton's Liniment for sale at sll
drug stores.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
The Workmen's Ball

The Bail uf the Workmen at Ar
mory Hall thus evening will draw a
large crowd of dancers. \ large
number of tickets have been disposed
Of and everybody is anticipating !,
very good time.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
Piano Lessons.

Miss Sophia Jacobs who has been
tudying music under the instruction
OF Prof. +. Zech San Francisco, is
now prepared t. give lessons t. a
limited number of pupils.
For particulars inquire at resi-
dence.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
Turkey Shoot and Thanks
giving Ball.
The Guberna- ~
torial proclamation ~
that ThapI-suivinu Till IN

be whooped up this year does not
complete the idea without che an
nouncement that Admirable Wig
gins of Empire will have turkey
shooting and masquerade ball on
Thanksgiving, The turkeys will be
fat and juicy and stand still to be
she at, and the ball will be up to the
u 'ual standard of those festive events
IN Empire. There will be chicken
shooting with shot guns and all
kinds of true real old Thanksgiving
sports with hilavity III the evening
that makes life worth living in the
seaport town
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
From the Orient.

Copenhagen, Nov PA cable
dispatch dated Shanghai has been re
ceived here saying an Imperial de-
creee has been issued depriving Ii
Hung Chung of all honors, but al
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28

ADVICE TO MOTHERS Wins
ow's thing Syrro should alwa VS.
use for children teething. 1t
bot hes the child, softens the gums,
soays he pain, cures wind collie and
all the hest remed, for ,]iarrhoea
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
ICE. ICE.

Order vouI pure clear Carson
River ice r.om Doctor Benton. All
orders will be promptly attended to.
ms j. VI. BENTON.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28
ALI. SORTS.

The weather cleared up after the
storm.
| Fosters storm seems to be upon
US.
Taxes are delinquent on the 3rd,
Of December.
Mrs. NJ, A, Murphy is Gonzales
cling,
Remember that taxes will become
DELINQUENT Dec. 3rd 1894 at O'Clock
p. m T. AUBE, Tax Collector.
The stamp dealers have purchased
all the Columbian issne and you can't
get them without paying extra.
Surveyor General-elect A. q. Pratt
had a majority Of over 1910 Votes
being the highest on the ticket
Every body is glad I'll t the storm
, has como at last. The Indians pre-
dict httle snow snd All open winter.
The newly elected State othoers are
already VIKING to CARSON IL inquire
for desirable houses to 1--we in for the
next four or eisht years
The CpuIstockers are getting quite
accustomed tn the earthquake shocks,
They regard straight whIskes as being
the oaly preventive.
The stea,aer Falcon, which was ,e-
turning from Philadelphia To- ST.
Johns, WAS Lost at sea with al hands
This is the boat used by the Percy
Exploring company.
The gam on the last lsaue IF cent
letter stamps is SO poor chat extra
mucilage has t. be added if yox ex-
pect the letteS to 90.
There will DE Uniou Thanksgiving
Service at the Nj. Z. Church Thurs
day at Ii A. NJ. SerH,on by Rev F.
L. Nash.
W J. MIpaELL, Pastor.
The Salt Lake Tribune has been
worsted in lib, suit to the extent
of 50. 500, the plaintiff changing libel
during tie campaign of 1892. The
Tribune has appealed.
All the defeated State officials have
accepted invitations TO Nlxons bell mt
Wirnemucca on Thanksgiving eve.
Several have already applied for
passes or the s. p r. u.
On e the end men ofthe Minstrel
show ia describing the speed Of his
horse, said he went like fsh wagon
getting to the Carson Mint on Fri
day 4 few of the audience laughed
but the joke seemed too complicated
Tor the majority
The ten-year-old son of +. Nj.
Cook, living five miles south of
Fresno, was shot in the forehead |
Saturday by neighbor's boy eff the
same age with a twenty-five eallbre |
rifle, The boy aimed ct his com
rade's head, hut clxi,nz he did not |
intend t" shoot.
Horace Nathaniel Pennoyer, aged |
nineteen years, the only son e Gov |
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28

Philip hrall, teacher of piano, IS
ready to receive pupils. For informa-
ton apply "a F. j. Steinmetz CT Mrs.
IcQuorters.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28

The people of Carson and zacinity
that want furniture repaired should
try Mr.. Meyers fSst class nphol-
sterer who will make your mattresses
and lounges over as good as new.
This mechanic will stop in Csrson If
the people will only give him a
chance to prove himself worthy.
Geo. w. kitzmeyer has rendered
him his workshop Who will guarantee
that his work will be good and
charges satisfactory. Persons who
have tried the so called GPholsters
who are not responsible for their
work, will lind big difference In
their favor if they trust their uphol-
ssering To- this man. Call at the
store of Geo. w. kItzmeyer, lw
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28

Geo. |. Lamy has Just started his
violin class for the Taii term. If you
want to study that king of all instru-
ments under the most rapid system
known. consult that popular young
orchestra leader and teacher.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1894-11-28

Horace Nathaniel PennoyeT- aged
nineteen years, the only son Il GOV.
ernor Pennoyer of Oregon, died al
Nilliamstown, Pa. Saturday, OF
typhoid fever He was a member of
the freshman class at Williams Col.
lege and had been sick about two
weeks. He caught cold at the vii,
Jams Cornell foot -ball game Novem-
Der 10th, and acute perit"nitis fol-
lowed.
The Hawaiian Charge d Affairs at
Washington is not disturbed about
the prospect of revolution in the
islands He says the desire is con
fined to white Royalisrs and MT
supported by the natives. That Is
very Credible. There were lot Of
hangers who made d,rty money
ont of the monarchy, whose income
i now shut of. They Would like To
get back to their pickings, but are
not strong enough to accomplish any
thing serious.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
Old Time Counterfeiters.

A miner operating on Miller's ranch, near
Latrobe, while following up pocket"
lead unearthed an iron pot containing 81 900
in what appeared to be gold coins. They
turned out, however, to be counterfeits.
Some old miners tell that about 1858 there
was lively camp near the spot where the
bogus coin was found Two young men
lived near the camp, and they always were
well supplied with money. which they
spent freely. They had the very best of ev-
erything going.
AS those young fellows were never known
to do any work and as they never gambled
any and consequently could not have won
the money they spent so freely, it soon be-
gan to be whispered about that they were
counterfeit money makers. From this cir
cumstance the place became known as
Counterfeit Bar" The suspicion against
the young men became so general that they
were alarmed and disappeared from the
camp, and all traces Of them were lost, and
they were forgotten until the incident mar.
rated above brought them to mind again
Folsom Telegraph.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
An Evening With Andrew Lang.

The spelling of the name of Miss Agnes
Repplier and her singular felicity in
epigram and phrase inevitably suggest
her familiar namein Philadelphia, where
she lives. This is the "replier." Her
dinner conversation in this respect is Gel
ebrated among her friends. Miss Rep
plier, as is well known, worships at one
particular shrine, that of Andrew Lang.
Last summer Miss Repplier was in Eng
land and had the anticipated good for
tune to be asked to meet Andrew Lang
at dinner. 1t would not have been hu-
man for Miss Repplier not to have made
a mental toilet as she adorned her body
to meet Mr.. Lang. But dinner, we are
told, in England is a serious matter.
Course after course passed unseasoned
by joke, unspiced by epigram and with
out the grace of felicitous allusion. 1t at
length came to an end. Nor did the con-
versation have any future. The great
Andrew sat down on the floor and played
for the rest of the evening with kitten.
New York Sun.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
Tho PhYsician In the Kitchen.

In sooth, the physician is expected to
know all Of some things and some of all
things. The physician knows it is not suf-
fcient to give the very vaguest instructions
as to what patient may or may not eat
and trust to the ordinary kitchen mechanic
to produce the desired results. He must, If
necessary, be able to give for the prepara-
tion Of food directions as specific as he gives
the pharmacist for the preparation of medi-
cine.
This does not necessarily mean that every
physician must qualify as chef, 1t will
be sufficient for practical purposes If every
physician will study the food stuffs in com
mon use in the locality in which his work
lies and learn so that he can teach the
modes of preparation by which the nutri-
tive values of the various food stuffs may
be developed.
The physician in the kitchen is no longer
joke.-Medical and Surgical Reporter.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03

One of the latest inventions for pre-
venting the spread of consumption is a
small pocket spittoon made out of card
board. They are about the size of an
ordinary cigar case and of the same gen.
eritl shape. They can readily be carried
in the pocket, and being made of disin-
fected paper they are perfectly clean and
healthy to carry about. One can spit
into them very readily without disgust
ing those around. When full this novel
spittoon is intended to be burned SO that
the stuff cannot be thrown aside to
poison the air.
Consumptives who are compelled to
spit often can carry these pocket spit
toons around with them at all times.
BY sliding them out from the inside coat
pocket one could expectorate in them
without being seen. They are also re-
commended for others than consump-
tiyes who have the habit of splitting con-
tinually Yankee Blade.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
AROUSED HIS SUSPICIOUS.
Why a German BarlSeeper and His Irish
Customer Are Strangers Now.

| Customer Are Strangers Now.
There is certain German barkeeper up
town who is nursing vigorous wrath and
particular knotty blackthorn, because Of
an unknown person with an Irish accent
and an engaging address.
One night the stranger stepped up to the
bar and asked for quart of gin in a black
bottle which he placed on the bar. The
barkeeper filled the bottle, and the man
walked toward the door,
"Here!" yelled the barkeeper. you give
me no moneys for dot chinl"
"Ah, mark it down on the slate, will
sers"
1--WE heff no slet; you give me back dot
chin or give me my money"
Not cent, not u cent; take back your
stuff if you won't hang it up"
So the man handed back the bottle to the
barkeeper, who poured the contents of the
bottle into the cask.
A week later, almost at the same hour,
the door blew in again. Hey, Dutch, give
us quart O. gin, will yerS" The unsus-
pecting barkeeper poured the liquor into
the bottle, handed it over the bar and, as
before, the man took the bottle and started
off.
Here, you, give me my moneys or my
chin. What you do, heyS Film fem mef
Give me dot chimp
"Ah, mark it down on the slate"
1--WE don't kip no slet-give me dot chin"
| "Ol right Take your dommed old gin
and be cussed wild yer"
The bottle was handed back across the
bar, and the man again disappeared into
the night Again the liquor trickled down
into the cask.
-Four more times, on as many nights, the
same incident was enacted. Then the bar
keeper became suspicious.
dot man buys him no chin" he solilo-
quized, "but alretty he comes him beck six
time. find out dings." A week later the
man appeared again, with:
Hey, Dutchy, fill this in hurry, will
yer'"
"Haf you got any moneys dis time, hey?"
Let us look at some of dot money, heinz"
The man showed neat roll of bills, and
the barkeeper filled the bottle and handed
it across the bar.
Say, Dutchy, just mark that on the
slate, will very"
| Here, you, yust give me beck der chinl
Vat you want, hey" Once again the bottle
passed back into the barkeeper's possession,
and again the man went away. But this
time the bottle was not emptied into the
cask.
Raising the bottle to his lips, the bar
keeper tasted its contents. Then he smashed
the bottle on the floor and the air was thick
with his invectives. A policeman, hearing
the noise, poked his head inside the door
and saw raving barkeeper, who was say
ing:
dot - - swindler. brek
his fess Where he isl"
And then it was all explained. The man
with the Irish accent and the engaging per-
sonality had come each time with two bot
ties. One was empty, the other full of
water. When he turned to the side door, he
dexterously changed the bottle of gin for
the bottle of water and gave the latter to
the barkeeper instead. Six times he prac-
ticed the deception successfully, but II he
ever returns there may be case for the dis
trict court to pass on.-New York World.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
'ess expenditure, by more promptly
ldapting the worlds best products TO
the needs of physical being, will attest
,he value to health of the pure liquid
axative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties Of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
ID has given satisfaction TO millions and
met with the approval Of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug.
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man.
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs
and being well informed, you will moi
accept any substitute If offered.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03

Peter Cooper was always a careful
and prudent business man. He was al
ways opposed to the methods of many
merchants, who launched out in extrav-
agant enterprises on borrowed money,
for which they paid exorbitant rates of
interest. Once while talking about a
project with an acquaintance the latter
said he would have to borrow the money
for six months, paying interest at the
rate of 8 per cent. why do you bor-
row for so short timer" Mr.. Cooper
asked. Because the brokers will not
negotiate bills for longer" "Well, if
you wish," said Mr.. Cooper, Il will
discount your note at that rate for three
years" Are you in earnestt" asked
the would be borrower Certainly /
am. ! will discount your note for $10,-
900 for three years at that rate. Will
you do it?" "Of course l will" said
the merchant. VERY WE'LL" said Mr..
Cooper, lust sign this note for &c.,
900, payable in three years, and give me
your check for $500, and the transac-
tion is complete" But where is the
money for me?" asked the astonished
merchant. "You don't get any money"
was the reply. Your interest for 80
months at per cent per month amounts
to 10S per cent, or $40, 800. Therefore
your check for $500 just makes us even. ="
The force of this practical illustration
of the folly of paying such an exorbi-
tant price for the use of money was
such that the merchant determined nev-
er to borrow at such ruinous rates, and
he frequently used to say that nothing
could have so fully convinced him as
this rather humorous proposal by Mr..
Cooper. r.-New York Post.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03

Mr.. Bailey's wit has a delicious mental
flavor. In fact, it is always the shrewd,
thoughtful man that enjoys it. 1t is not in
long, inane dialogues, but II flash Of
thought. The humorst says poor man
came to him, with tears in his eyes one day,
asking for help for his destitute and starv.
ing children.
what do you need most" asked Mr..
Bailey.
"Well we need bread, but il l can't have
that I'll take tobacco"
One day solemn and religious Danbury
man hailed charcoal peddler with the
query:
"Have you got charcoal in your wagoni''
"Yes, sir" said the expectant driver
stopping his horses.
"That's right" observed the religious
man, with an approving nod, always tell
the TRUTH and people will respect you"
And then he closed the door Just in time
to escape "a brick hurled by the wicked ped
dler.
One day l asked Mr.. Bailey If they had
lazy men in Connecticut.
Lazy menr' he exclaimed. "Why we
have man in Danbury so lazy that in
stead Of shoveling path to the front gate
he pinches the baby's ear with the nippers
till the neighbors come rushing in to tread
down the snow"
Mr.. McMasters was buying home of Mr.
Bailey and asked him if the house was cold
in the winter.
"ColdP' said Bailey cautiously. II can't
say as to that. 1t stands outdoors"
Speaking of the Indian raids, says Bailey
"The Modocs have made another raid on
our people and murdered them. If ever oul
government gets hold of these savages, gets
them right where they cannot escape, gets
them wholly into its clutches, some con.
tractor will make money, From Twenty
Years Of Wit and lIumor."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
THE GENUINE AND THE SHAM.

Every good thing has its host of imitat.
ors; every genuine article its counterfeits.
The imitators always choose the most val.
liable and popular article to counterfeit, so
that when they claim their sham to be
equal, or as good, or the same as "So-and-
SOS" the public may depend upon it that
=" So and-so's article is the best of the
kind.
ALLCocK's Porous PLASTER is the stand
ard of excellence the world over, and imi-
tators in their cry that theirs is las good
as ALLcocK's" are only emphasizing this
fact and admitting "ALLCoCK's " to be the
acme of perfection, which it is their high
est ambition to initiate The difference be-
tween the genuine and these limitations is
as wide as that between copper and gold.
The only safe way for purchasers is to
always insist upon having ALLooCK's PoR-
GUS PLASTER. It is the only perfect plaster
ever produced.
BRANDRETH's PILLS stimulate the liver.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
THE DEATH OF MARLBOROUGH.

The sun shines on the chamber wall.
The sun shines through the tree;
Now, though unshaken by the wind,
The leaves fall ceaselessly:
The bells from Woodstock steeple
Shake Blenheim's fading bough.
"This day you won Malplaquet''-
AYE, something then, but now!"
They lead the old man to a chair,
Wandering pale and weak;
His thin lips move: so faint the sound
You scarce can hear him speak.
They lift n picture from the wall,
Bold eyes and swelling brow.
"The day you won MalplaQuet"-
AYE, something then, but now"
They reach him down a rusty sword
In faded veAet sheath;
The old man drops the heavy blade
And mutters tween his teeth.
There's sorrow in his fading eye
And pain upon his brow.
"With this you won Malplaquet"-
AYE, something then, but now"
Another year; a stream of lights
Flows down the avenue:
A mile of mourners, sable clad,
Walk weeping two by two;
The steward looks into the grave
With sad and downcast brow.
"This day he won MalplaQuet''-
AYE, something then, but nowl"
Walter Thornbury in New York Ledger
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03

Say, mister" said the tattered traveller,
kin have word with your"
You go away fwom heah," said Fred
die Van Frizzle. ~ shall call the police
wight away If You do not"
And yet have moved in the same so
ciety with the Bloobluds."
You don't say so! Heah, poor fellow, is
so cents fob you. How did you get intwo-
duced to themi"
II jes' walked into the house when they
wus havin reception"
But you said you moved in the same So
eiety'"
YES. l hadn't been there more'n two
minutes before the footman told me to
move, and did it. So long, chappie" "-.-
Washington Star.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03

DR.. Brawley Of the English Harveian so
ciety claims that he and other specialists In
hypnotism have cured or benefcially treat
ed by hypnotic suggestion cases OF neural
gia, nervous prostration, insomnia, seasick-
ness and dipsomania drunkenness. DR..
wettersbrand contends that bypnotism is
particularly beneficial in epilepsy and dip
somania. DIR. Bramwell considers hypno-
tism not as a rival to ordinary medicine,
but as a medical weapon to be used in con-
nection with other treatments.-New York
Ledger
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1894-05-03
Music For n butcher.

A music teacher undertook to coach up
the young and beautiful daughter of a
wealthy butcher in the art Of crotchets and
quayers, and having in due course brought
her to perfection in one or two easy show
pieces, such as "Tannhauser" and "Lohen-
grim" sent her home to her pa.
But the master Of the marrowbone and
the cleaver was far from satisfied. ~
wanted yer to teach her somethin appropri-
ate," said he, "somethin as she could play
when we gives party. Amt there com
poser named Choppin' Well, that's the
bloke to write a bit O. music for butcher" +"
London Tit-Bits.