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The morning call., 1894-12-22
TO MAKE YOU SMILE.

Mrs. Strongmind-Here I'm working night
and day for The advancement of women, but
I'd like TO know what use you are in the
world?
Mr.. 81 am working for the emancipation
OF man.
"Eh? How?"
II am trying TO make cotton cheaper"
1.-The idea What for?"
80 that the poorest man can afford enough
TO stop his ears with"
Miss Scraper (amateur volnisr-Did you
notice that old man crying while / was playing
my sonata?
Frend-Yes. and 1 spoke to him. He said
your playing reminded him of the old days
when he was happy.
Was he a yiolinist?"
mo, he was a piano-tuner."
Polltlcian-where did you get all those
shoVels?
Contractor-Bought 'em OF the city for 10
you know.
Il see. What are you going to do with
them?"
swat a few weeks until they are needed
again, and then rent them TO the city for 10
cents day"
Dealer-Where you going now?
Driver-To take this barrel of apples around
to Mr.. Brickrows.
Good lands / You'll ruin me. That barrel
hasn't been opened"
do you want It opened?"
"Of course, you Ounce. II we leave him
to do 1t himself, he may open it at the wrong
end"
Jimson (proudly)-I never deceive my wife.
no, sir; tell her everything
Bison-l knew that long ago.
"Wha--how?"
"She tells 1t all to my wife and my wife tells
1t to me-"
Jinks-Why are You forever bolhering me
about that bill l owe youi
Minks-I need the money.
Jinks-Then you ought TO be able TO symna
thize with me. need the money. too.
All from New York Weekly.
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"The White Womau.u

The Bush-street Theater will also open its
doors for what Miss Lillian Beddard and her
coadjutors confidently believe Will be long
season, with Hereward .Hoyrs version of
Wilkie Collins novel, 1.-THE Woman In White"
under the title. "A White Woman"-a differ
ence without distinction. Miss Beddard is
the star OF the company. which. 1t is said, is a
strong one. and Will play the dual role OF Laura
Falrlie aud Ann Catherick, work requiring close
perception and great precision in the details OF
execution. Nothing has been spared accord
ing TO aDnouncemenD TO make The season a
success, and the compact little theater has been
repainted and thoroughly put In order for the
comfort and convenience OF intending patrons.
From the house programme itself everything
theater, and although the prices are placed at
the low rate OF 10 10 90 cents, the difference
will not be noticeable in any way 10 the audi
ence. The programme will be just as good, aud
they Will be more money In pocket. Matinee
on Christmas
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pal role with much feeling and won no end
of well-deseryed applause.
The remainder cf the evenings pro-
gramme was rs follows
Piano solo, "Recnrdaie" fGottschalk), Wini-
1ied Barry; recitation. Former Siebbins at
Footoall' SSatieton), Mae Sadler; piano solo.
"Pensee Poetieue" tGoltsehslk) Addie Stew
arr; rrel alton, "Ottar Bring" Mabel
Gale; piano solo. second Ealse CDurand),
Miriam Hall; plano solo. Caprice (RubnsteiDI'
Edna Smart; recitation. "The Hostage" (helen
Boolhl, Hattie Fisher; vocal solo, "Madrlga p
!S.Snaminadae Estelle Davis; piano solo, (a)
Spring Song" (Mendelssohnl (b1 .,Hunpsrian
pane . (Brahml. Lillian Smith; recitation. IAN
order Tor Picture" Ellie Panno; piano SOLO,
waltz lIhome), Helen Ruthrauff; recitation.
An Election OF the Future" Miss D. Water
man; plano solo, "Yalse PoeIique" (Golt.
schalkl, agnes Stewart.
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seriously and is without a sense OF humor.
Anybody else who should be subjected to the
eastigation OF Senator Morrill, would have been
face an me. but PETER was as serene as
market report.-New York Commercial.
Ohio Is holding her head up higher than
ever. There were 1896 suits for divorce filed
the divorce of the Hon. Tom Johnson from
Mrs. Public Life.-New York Press.
The plea Of hypnotic influence is becoming so
common In criminal cases as TO suggest that
tue world Is turning backward. and that we
are once more approaching the days OF Salem
Observation-Disclosures News.
No Congressman has by nature. education
aud practice so nearly ali the qualities which
ht MIN TO discuss 1.-THE deficiency bill" as
Bteckinrldge OF Kentucky. He grows eloquent
over H-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Good news from Washington: Mrs. Cleye-
land has an opera hat not over an Inch high,
with no flowers, 1nmmery or fiubdubs on il.
Blessed woman, may her tribe incre aseI-De-
troIt Journal.
II Sir. BoutelIe has more mouth and less
Drains IMAM any other man in Congress, bow Is
the parity OF Mr.. BOulelle's utterances and his
intellect 10 be maintained ?-ST. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Information from Senator Hill conveys the
impression That be is going about with the
quiet, self contained preoccupied manner OF
man with long knife up his sleeye.-Chicago
Tribune.
II is encouraging TO see move In the Senate
Tor clotufe role. 1t indicates that some OF
The Senators are not furnished wiih elephant
and rhinoeeros hid s.-Indianapous Sentinel.
1t is said that Mr.. Eckels currency scheme
Is superior TO MI CarIsle's. There is no rea.
son why Mr.. Eckels should feel pulled up on
this account, howeyer.-Kansas City journal.
They are now telling us In hushed whispers
that the Presidents heart is affected. The in
gratitude OF the republic is probably the
eause.-Philadelph North American.
what lmost college young men really need
when they are out celebrating Is some good,
competent musical director 10 conduct The col
legs yell.-Chicago Record.
The New York Press speaks OF Gorman's
Presidential boom. Ii is unKind TO mention
thing so slight that a breath Will blow II away.
Syracuse Standard.
As Seely while drunk uttered the words that
Otio'Su H'ins th0 lule.cucc Is tnousH 1uiI vi
his crime, he wasn't too full for utterance.-
Philadelphia Times.
When Senators and Representatives buy
their own flowers 10 place upon their desks the
public should take warniug.-Washingto
News.
The performances of the House the past three
days painfully indicate that the Christening OF
November was iu VaIn.--Indianapolis Jour.
nal.
Attention will soon be equally divided be-
tween Congressman who want TO be editors
and editors who want TO be Congressman.
If the sugar trust would now go 10 work and
close down Congress, that would be something
like it.-Cihcinnati Tribune.
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Chinese are employed the white man has
no means of earning livelihood. Conse-
Quently. such a community is composed
mainly Of two classes-employer and em-
ploye. 1t is the old condition of slavery
under which few planters liyedS luxuri-
Gus lives, and under which all except
planters relapsed into kind Of barbarism.
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insure the notes of the unsound banks.
This objection is certainly entitled to con-
slderation. The Committee on Banking
and Currency were so deeply impressed
with II that the assessment proposition is
withdrawn, of course leaving note-holders
to shoulder the loss which the banks con-
slider too great for them to bear. This
position of the banks seems deathblaw
to the argument that the general safety
fund furnished perfect security for all
hank circulation
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PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT.

Parnell Fisher is negro giant OF Bridge
vile, Del. He is 6 feet 71a inches In height,
and although spare weighs 260 pounds. He
can carry barrel of -Four in each hand and re-
CARDS 400 pounds on his shoulders as light
burden. lie is married, and his wife, of The
same race, Is nearly as large and strong as
himself.
Through the Jealous efforts of Nine. Henri
Seminal. edltress OF the organ OF the French
New Woman, = bill has been approved by a
committee OF the French Chamber giving
women full control over the product OF their
personal Industry.
David Christie Murray says he thinks nothing
OF writing a three-volume novel in five weeks
and Mr.. Henty, the author of go many enter
tanning books for boys, produces his stories at
the rate OF $500 words day.
Colonel STAIRS, a bachelor of 40 and editor of
a Popuiist newspaper at Dover, KY, called
the SearchIight, was recently married TO a
widow or 70 VINO is the owner of an estate
worth not less than $4,000.
Mrs. Humphry Ward is said to be the best.
paid novelist now living. Out of her three
books that have been published within the last
six years she is said 10 have realized 100000
Percy Sanderson, the newly appointed British
consulgenera at New York, who arrived two
weeks ago, was formerly an officer In the
army and for time an aid 10 Lord Napier.
The wife of DIR. Lyman Abbott of Brooklyn is
a pleasantfaced little woman, who takes a
good many OF the minor cares OF her husbands
church on her own shoulders.
DR.. Conan Doyle acknowledges that Caryle's
teaching has had first place among the In.
fuences to which he owes most
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. ADJUSTMENTS.
Two Low-PriCed Theaters Reopen
This Evening.

The Growers, managers of the Stockwell,
Powell street, propose to reopen that
theater this evening with Leonard Grover
Seniors busting play, "Ihe Wolves of
New York" This melodrama is filed
with nearly all The realistic and other
effects ever pressed into service for dra-
matte purposes. The title, Evolves. ="
figures the ravening beasts In human
shape who lie In wait for the unwary in
the great metro polls and who come upon
their prey under all DISCUSSES, from the
ruffian with hludgeon and curses. who
cracks your sknil and then despolls you,
to the softer-spoken. aissem bling Wolf.
who uses easier motions and fair speech,
but who gets there all the same. In facf,
the latter gets closer home on his victim
than he with the rongher methods. Natl
nees on Sundays and Christmas day.
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The Overland FLYER.

The Chicago. Union Pacific and Northwestern
Railways form the only line running Pullman
drawing room sIeepers and dining cars daily. san
francisco TO Chicago without change Time to
Chicago oaly three and one-half days, and TO New
York four and one half days
Select tourist excursions to Chicago daily with
out change, in Pullman upholstered tourist cars.
For tickets and sleeping-car accomm odations
can on or address D. w. Hitchcock. general agent
! Montgomery street. San Francisco
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Phillips' Rock island excursions

leave San Francisco every Wednesday via
RIO GRANDE AND Rock ISLAND RAILWAYS.
Through tourist sleeping cars TO Chicago and Bos-
ten Manager and porter accompany these excur-
sions through to Boston. For tickets, sleeping
accommodations and further information address
CLINTON JONES, General Agent Rock Island Rail-
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Santa Claus Invites the Bows

To the old XII. Toys and candy go with each
purchas, OF boys clothing and hats. Each day
from 10 10 IL a. NJ. 3 to p. N. and 10 P. N.
Santa Claus distributes candy free to boys &C.
COMMANDED by their parents. The ola X L,
corner Kearny and Commercial streets, che ap-
est house in America for mems and boys CLOTH
ing, hats etc
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Holiday Candies.

Go 10 Haas new candy-store, SO Market
street, Phela1 building, the largest on the coast
where the best accommodation for quick SER
vice can be had. Candies put up only by expe-
rienced hands ready 10 be sold without delay .
The morning call., 1894-12-22

MORE than $4,000 people read the Pacific
States Watehman''; 10000 bona fde subscrIb.
ers: largest legitimate circulation of any
monthly west OF the Rocky Mountains. few
dress VIM. ii. BARNES. 81. AIMS building,
san Francisco Cal.
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Oregon Railway and Navigation Co., the New
In Z Enc

Fast steamers leave San Francisco every five
days, connecting at Portland with through
trains for all points East, having magnificent
palace and new upholstered tourist sleeping.
cars 10 81. Paul and Minneapolis without
change. Tickets at reduced rates and full in
formation supplied by calling on F. +. Conner,
general agent, 10 Montgomery street. S. +.
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Useful Presents at the ~

Six handkerchefs, mufflers. cardigan jack
cts. gloves. suspenders. scarfs, sleeve buttons,
dressing cases. handkerchief boxes, manicure
sets, perfumery, ETC., all at a slight margin
above cost. The Old l X l., corner Kearny and
Commercial streets.
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AT IRVING INSTITUTE.
The School Term Closes With Much
POmD.

FOmp.
The pupils of Irving Institute celebrated
the close of the fall term last Thursday
evening in an suspicious manner.
A charming cantata, 1.-THE Bonnie Fish,
wives" by Miles B. Foster, was sung In a
manner that reflected much credit upon
the young lady participants as we'll as
upon FL. j. Stewart, who oficiated with
the baton.
Miss Juliet Greningsr sang the princi-
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No Christmas and New Years table should be
without bottle of DR.. SIGERT's ANGosrURA
BITTERs, the world renowned appetizer of exqui-
site flavor. Beware of counterfeits.
The morning call., 1894-12-22

CATARRH In the head is a disease of the blood,
aud as such only selianIe blood purifier ike
Hoods Sarsspsrilla can effect perfect and per-
manent cure. Hoods sarsaparilla is the best
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Northern Pacific Overland Route.

Tyon are anticipating journey to the
East don't fall to get our rates before buy
ing elsewhere. L. K. StateIer, general
agent, 638 Market street, s. F.
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REPRESENTATIONS RATES:

pATTY CALL Gneluding sundays), s8per wear By
r1filpoftpaid: Is cents per week, OF 60 cents per
"a Iepdar month. through csrrieFs. DAILY CALL,
fyt comics three months. 60 Is. SUNDAY CALL,
q 20 per year postpaid SUNDAY CALL ang
NEEKIF CALL ago per year, POSTPAID hHEAL1
GALL, 81 per year. postpaid
TEE CALI cannot return rejected manuscripts
IeI Will The edtor enter into CORES pondenee re-
akecl4Lt tAen.
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THE EASTERN OFFICE OF TIE CALL.
so Potter building New York CITY, IS provided with
Aies Of California papers. Visitors welcome. AZ
VerIsing rates and sam PIE copies furnished
+. K. BISCI. Manager.
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TEE DAILY MORNING CALL

FOR SALE Al
Kew York. BRENT 40 BROS. ; Union Square
Chicago. ". p. sIZER, $50 State street
New Qrlezns. .GALLOTA J0uBERT, lex Common
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Reuben Kolb is not showing the first instinct
OF genuine Southern Governor. He has not
appointed single colonel.-W Washington Post.
The morning call., 1894-12-22

j. +. CUTTERS OLD BoURBoN-This cele-
braied whisky for sale by all frst-elass druggists
anu gfoceis. TrademaTk-btaT within shields
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COUGH COLD OR SORE THROAT requires i'm
mediate attention 81 BrolonS Bronchial IrocheS u
will invariably give relief. csc box.
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puELICAT.oN oFFICE:

625 Montgomery street. near cIav. open rntf IL
O'clock =. n BRANCH OFFICES: TO Market
street near Eearny open until L O'Clock midnight
rs Hayes street open until $50 O'Clock; 71TLarkin
street open until 900 clock; corner hiZteenth
sLa NiEsion streets. oTen until o'clock zolo
ltsioA street open until O'Clock; ana ~ LNihL4i
tlAtti open unf $40 O'Clock
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No Christmas dinner complete without bot
lie OF Haraszthy & Co.'s celebrated Eclipse
Champagne.
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FOR Christmas: Job lois of travellers sam
pies slightly damaged, plush boxes. ETC., at one
haif hrst cost. Dborn, Van & Co.
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FOB Christmas: ChIldren's picture books,
booklets and cheap cards al Sanporn YaPs.
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BoNBoNs containing handsome caps 10 cents
dozen. Goldberg, Bowen s. Lebenbaum.
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THE MORNING CALL

Has a larger Circu alton than any
Other newspaper published in San
Francisco
The morning call., 1894-12-22
THE SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

Senator PETER Is the Ideal Populist because
he is dead TO all ridlcule. He takes himself
The morning call., 1894-12-22

The plea Of hypnotic influence is becoming so
common In criminal cases as TO suggest that
tue world Is turning backward, and that we
are once more approaching the days OF Salem
Observation-Disclosures News.
The morning call., 1894-12-22

BACON Printing Company. sos Clay street.
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Ohio Is holding her head up higher than
ever. There were 1896 suits for divorce filed
In that State last year. and this does not include
the divorce of the Hon. Tom Johnson from
Mrs. Public Life.-New York Press.
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LEGAL NOTICES,

OFFICE OF THE COLLECTOR OF CUSTOMS
" Port or San Francisco, Deee mber 81, 1894.
Notce-Certaih goods rema ining unc laimed one
year IN bonded warehouses Will be sold at public
auction at the United States Appraisers store on
WEDA ESDAY, January 20, 1895, at IL O'Clock
4. N. Descriptive catalogues can be had at the
Custom house on and after January g. 1888 and
also at the time and place OF the sale.
ue&z Sa ot JOHN H. WISE, Collector.
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seriously and is without a sense OF humor.
Anybody else who should be subjected to the
easiigation OF Senator Morrill, would have been
face afi me. but PETER was as serene as
market report.-New York Commercial.
The morning call., 1894-12-22

DR.. Conan Doyle acknowledges that Carlyle's
teaching has had first place among the In.
huences TO which he owes most.
The morning call., 1894-12-22

The wife Of DR.. Lyman Abbott OF Brooklyn is
a pleasant-faced little woman, who takes a
good many OF the minor cares OF Ler husbands
church on her own shoulders.
The morning call., 1894-12-22

No Congressman has by nature. education
aud practice SO nearly ali the qualities which
lit him TO discuss 1.-The deficiency bill" as
Bteckinrldge OF Kentucky. He grows eloquent
over h.-Chlcago Inter Ocean.
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MEETING NoTIcEs-coNTINUED.

~ Il tile Uficers aud sfember Nes.ce|
81 OF Court German Amer ca No 7472. CT
A o, F-You are hereby notified TO attend ~
the funeral OF our late brother T. KIN E1
DER SUNDAY December %. 1894. at O'Clock
sharp. from 1o2 O'FsTrell 81. BY order OF
NJ. SCHEUERN. Chief Ranger.
L. BAHR, Fin Sec. de22 1t
Notice Is Hereby Given That the
~ annual meeting of the stockholders OF the
Aiarcona ana Phoenix Railroad Company will be
heId az the once OF the company room s. Crocser
building. San francisco, California, on the 18TH
day OF January, 1895, at IL O'Clock noon, for the
purpose OF eIectinga Board of Directors TO serve
foF the ensuing year. and for the transaction OF
such other business as NAV properly come before
the meeting. r. :. hEND III, secretary.
san Francisco. Cal DecemDer IS. 1894 dl7 3Ot
The morning call., 1894-12-22

Percy Sanderson, the newly appointed British
consulgeneral at New York. who arrived two
weeks ago, was formerly an officer in the
army and for a time an aid 10 Lord Napier.
The morning call., 1894-12-22

Mrs. Humphiy Ward is said to be the best.
paid novelist now living Out of her three
books that have been published within the last
six years she is said 10 have realized 5000 900
The morning call., 1894-12-22

Good news from Washington: Mrs. Cleye.
land has an opera hat not over an Inch high,
with no flowers, fnmmery or fubduns on il.
Blessed woman, may her tribe increasel-De-
trolt journal
The morning call., 1894-12-22

A. Nj. Wicks. for many years cashier at the
Grand, has been laid up for over month with
a severe attack of rheumatism, which has af-
fected him so that he Is unable 10 walk.
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HELP wANrED-coNrINUED.

Z ERMAN OR sCANDISAyIAS WOMAN
hOuseHork ana cooking; pfrsO~H. country
Sos. c r. HANSEN q Co. 10 Geary 81
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When Senators and Representatives buy
their own flowers 10 place upon their desks the
public should take Warning.-W Washington
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Seed Rye, IS cents per bushel. at
Joles, Collins & Co.'s
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consequent necessity of reducing ex-
penses, Marshal Grady has called for
resignation of all of his deputies except
]. D. Coleman, George Humphrey and
the Office deputy and bookkeeper. Mr..
Grady says he can run the business with
this force. Matt F. Murphy, the deputy
for this district, goes with the balance.
Street Commissioner Butts this morn
ing replaced the railing on the bridge
across Mill creek. His face had sor-
rowful look, and in response to sym
pathetic inquiry he said: "It's a
measly shame the way am forced to
work against my own interest. AS
street commissioner I had to fix that
railing, when if I could have let it alone
I might have got job as coroner
And then he smiled.
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BRIEF MENTION.
Leaves From the Notebook of Chronicle
Reporters.

The weather predictions for today
are probable showers" and for tomor-
row are, 'falr and cooler.'
Mr.. W. F. Soesbe of HooG River was
in the city today. He expects to move
to the Willamette valley in few days.
Mrs. o. M. Boardman, of Chenowith
creek died yesterday afternoon, and we
understand her little baby died the day
before.
The local land officers here received
instructions today to move the land
Office into the building recently occupi-
ed by the postoffice.
The Epworth League of the M. T..
church will give an entertainment dur
ing fair week, consisting of tableaux,
vocal and instrumental music, and a
scarf drill.
Our local cyclists are trying to get
up a series of races for the fair. AT
present it is proposed to have a half
mile dash, mile and three-mile races,
and five-mile handicap.
About seven hundred miles of weather
has passed through town since daylight
It loaded up with sand just east o.
town and winged its way on towards
the populist camps of Nebraska.
The ladies of the M. E. church viii
serve meals during the fair in the build
ing east of the First National bank, for
merly occupied by Mrs. LeBallister
Lunch will be served from IL to o'cloch
and dinner from 5 to 8. All meals 2E
cents each.
The recorders Office this morning
made a water-haul, not victim show
ing up. When the reporter called this
morning, the recorder, street commiss
ioner and coroner, were having a three
cornered quarrel about whose turn il
was to clean up the Office.
A big flock of sheep was brought ovel
from the Mt. Adams ranges last night
They filed the street for three blocks
and seemed as numerous as the banC
the immortal Sancho Panza told of to hi
iRustrious master at the wonderful ad
venture of the fulling-mill. There wer,
several thousand of them.
Yesterday in mentioning the fact tina
the Epworth League would give al
entertainment during fair week we in
advertantly wrote dance for drill.
we have no desire to set the member
of the league TO dancing against thei
will hence make this correction whicl
may be also considered an apology.
On account of the falling off of busines
in the o. S. marshal's Office and tn
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Sentiment and syrup.

Mr.. and Mrs. James A. Crossen took
their bridal trip yesterday morning. 1t
was little late, but Jimmy" says bis
duties as postmaster prevented him
making the trip before. The trip was
made from his fathers store, he asking
Mrs G. to ride, on seeing the new deliv-
cry wagon standing by the door. He
didn't think the proposition wtuld be
accepted, but it was, and that SO quickly
that he couldn't back out. So the young
couple climbed into the wagon which
contained one jug of maple syrup Zap
propriate for honey moon) that was
destined to render more palatable the
matutinal hot cakes of the writer hereof.
1t isn't everybody, not even every ed
itor that can have his family groceries
brought home by the parties to we'd
ming, but although it ems..high toned,
we wish to remark that there is nothing
too rich for us. This was James AS
first attempt to run bluff on Mrs.
James A. and like many another newly
welded man, he found it wouldn't
work.