Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-10-04

walkin."
Thus do we see that others besides re-
publics are ungrateful
-Four drummers sat in front of th no.
tel telling ghost stories and an occasional
lie, when youth very much intoxicated
passed by, held up by a friend who was
hustling him out of sight of the police.
That's a fine jag" remarked one drum
mer. Eyes, be is certainly tangled" said
another. Reminds me of my last at
tempt in that direction, SAID the third.
''What was iti" asked the fourth. well,
I'll tell you," said No. 3. sit was five
years ago, and since then have not drank
anything. l came with my trunks and
put in fall days work, and prepared
to take a rest in the evening. | was
pretty tired and thought one drink would
about fix me, so l took one, and 1t was
a corker. You fellows know the old
story. One wasn't enough and it took an
other, and then another and then some
more at the end of my string couldn't
walk, but | thought l could. | wandered
out on the street and in going over cross
ing l made misstep. of the subsequent
proceedings know nothing. had on
brand new suit of clothes. The knees
were torn sut of the trousers, the coat
was caked with mud, my high hat was
smashed, my shoes were cut, my watch
smashed, the watch chain broken, l lost
my keys, and was the most disreputable
looks wreck you ever saw. Laid in bed
four days. When got out again | said L
had quit. So have. That boy that just
went by here with the woozy legs will
quit some day" And the other three
drummers looked at each other and softly
whistled We've been there before"
Costumes is the cause of the intoler-
able 'bad breath" of multitudes. DR..
Henry Baxter's Mandrake Bitters remove
the cause and prevent the evil, and cost
only 25 cents.
"A recipe to keep one from getting fat
is now going the rounds. as follows:
"Eat no foods containing starch or sug-
ar. Drink nothing at meal time. Take
at least one cold bath day. Walk, row
or ride an hour a day, taking the exer-
else vigorously enough to excite perspira-
tion." That's probably an effective pre-
scription. In other words, squeeze about
all the fun out of your daily life, AID de-
vote most of your time to keeping it
squeezed out. and you'll be Slim Jim in
stead of Fatty Sam or Beefy Bill. Anoth-
er simple plan would be to join the Chinese
army and fight for the Chinese pay of 81
per month and rations exclusively of rice.
Franklin News.
Pure blood is necessary to enjoy good
health, Hoods Sarsaparilla purifes the
blood.
than ever. Edwin Gould has the con-
trolling interest in a new company that
owns patent machine capable of turn
ing out twenty five million matches where
the Diamond Company, the present mono
poly, can only put out two million, and at
less than quarter of the cost.
Some of these French dolls" says
the philosopher, "can be made to kneel
and say their prayers better than most
men,"
The history of Downs Elixir is identi
fed with the history of New England for
the last fifty years. 1t cures coughs and
colds.
A short time ago, says the Louis
vile Courier-J ournal, young lady was
troubled with boil on her knee, which
grew so bad that she thought it neces-
ssIy to call in physician. She had form
ed dislike for the family physician, so
her father suggested several others, and
finally said that he would call in the ply
scian with the homeopathic case, who pass
ed the house every day. They kept a
sharp lookout for him, and when he came
along he was called in. The young lady
modestly showed him the disabled mem
Der. The little man looked at it and said:
"Why, that's pretty" "Well," she said,
what must | dof" al were you," he
answered, "I would send for q physician.
Pm piano tuner"
Steer clear OF sympathetic people
when you have trouble, or If you are
not careful you will tell them more than
yon intend TO.
Rheumatism cured in a day-"Mystic
cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia, radio
ally cures in / to days. It's action upon
the system is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the dis
ease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits. rs cts. Sold by j. G
Redick, druggist, Butler.
BY offering q years subscription for
the best six ears Of corn left at his Office
the editor of a Western paper is getting
his crib filled for nothing.
All the gambling houses of Chicago
have been closed by the mayor and will
stay closed-till they open again.
Specialized Tourist Tin Kansas)-are
there any fossils in this vicinityf
Prominent Citizen-Yes; for instance,
there is old man Hawbuck. He prayed
for two weeks for wisdom from on high to
direct him how to vote, and then went and
voted the Populist ticket
Drunkenness, the Liquor Habit, Pos
ively Cured by administering DR..
Haines Golden Specific"
1t Is manufactured as powder, which
can be given in q glass of beer, a cup oi
coffee or tea, or in food, without the know
ledge of the patient. 1t is absolutely
harmless. and will affect a permanent and
speedy cure, whether the patient is a mod
crate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. 1t has
been given in thousands of cases, and in
every instance perfect cure has followed.
1t never fails. The system once impregnat
ed with the Specific, it becomes an utter
impossibility for the liquor appetite to ex-
ist. Cures guaranteed. 48 page book OF
particulars free. Address, Golden Specific
Co.. 1876 Race St.. Cincinnatti o.
Rev. +. A. Miller, pastor ofthe Metho-
dist Church at Farley, Iowa, drove over
to Cascade to witness the races there.
He became so excited that his mind gave
-. a,,A