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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
Laura's Little Brother.

I have a young lady cousin whose
company is much sought after by
members of my own sex 1 was a man
after her own heart once, but didn't
get it. She discouraged me so much
that l couldn't take heart at all. Sew.
eral of my club acquaintance have
been paying court to her since, but nc
one has yet succeeded in carrying of
the prize.
From certain rumOrS that l hear ]
believe her little brother Eddie is
one OF the main causes of her fail
ure to catch suitable husband. 1t is
sufficient to say that Eddie is a small
boy and has tongue. Also facility
for putting peculiar and unfortunate
constructions on whatever he may
hear or see.
When Mr.. Golightly called the other
evening and was shown into the par
lor, Eddie sauntered shyly in before
the visitor had time to seat himself in
an imposing attitude. He looked
wistfully at the caller for some mo-
ments and then said gravely, "Aint
you goin to make it talk?" "Make
what talk, my little MANI" asked MI.
Golightly in friendly tones.
"Your suit, amt it going to shout?"
II don't understand you, my dear, ="
replied Mr.. Golightly.
"Well now," said Eddie, scratching
his head, and looking the unfortunate
young man all over, ''when the SER
want told Laura that you had called
she said, ooh he needn't call, his
spring suit is loud enough to be heard
all over the blOck!''
Mr.. Bondstock, the bank cashier,
does not call on Miss Laura since his
last painful interview with Eddie in
the presence of the latter's father.
"Say, mister" asked the boy play
fully. "Isn It our Laura stuck on your"
'I'm sure II DIDN'T know" STAN
mered the embarrassed gentleman.
ooh rats!" replied Eddie, disre-
spectfully, "why, I saw her stuck on
for over five minutes!'
Worse, if anything, was the expert
ence of Mr.. Smartwit, whose second
and last visit to Eddie's home was
made memorable by that mischievOus
youngster. He broke in upon Laura
and her companiCn-just as Mr..
Smartwit was about to propose-with
this probably true, but certainly NAL
apropos sentence
"Say, sis, ma wants to know how
long that BOBBY is going to keep you
from superb JILKs.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
RIGHT SAYINGS
of
Little Children.

II don't like to go shopping in dry
goods stores with my mamma" said a
tive-year-old boy. 'Why not?" he was
asked. ooh, because she asks the
statesmen to show her so many things
she doesn't want" he promptly re-
piled.
Said Johnnie Kingston's mother, 81
want to buy one of those new kitchen
ranges. They tell me they save half
the coal" And her young hopeful,
after considering minute, asked,
"Why don't you buy two of 'em, ma,
and save it ALP"
"Now Bobby" said the school
teacher one day, eff it took ten men
fifteen hours to hoe large cOrnf1eld,
how long would it take two men, say
your father and uncle, to do the same
WOrk?'
:'They'd never do it," replied Bob
by promptly, ''they'd be swapping
fish stories all the timer
That was bright child who, on be-
ing asked what ice was, quickly re-
piled, "Water, gone to Sleep" And
the grocer's little girls definition OF
sand, 'something papa mixes with
sugar." was as ingenious as it was un-
expected.
"Shall I have to get married when I
grow up?" asked little Flossie of her
mother one day.
'Just as you please, my DEAR" an
swered her mother. "Most women do
marry, however"
eyes, 1 suppose so," continued the
little girl musingly, land I guess I'D
better start right in and hustle for a
husband now. They tell me Aunt
Jane has been at it for 20 years and
hasn't found one yetv' H. CD.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22

IL Will we'll repay Une reader 10
study in connection with this article
the accompanying semi-phrenological
chart, in which he will notice that
the human head is carefully mapped
out, with the various senses and or
gans properly indicated in their re-
spective locations. 1t will be seen at
a glance that every part of the body is
directly controlled by the brain. The
limbs and various organs are governed
by it. Every motion of every muscle
emanates from headquarters in the
brain. The seat of intellect. that is,
the understanding or thinking and
reasoning part of man, is located
across the front part of the brain.
The other senses, such as sight, hear
ing, taste, touch and smell, occupy
positions in the rear of the intellect,
as do also the mainsprings of motion.
In the gray or outer matter of the
brain, where these various locations
are marked in the cut, are situated the
nerve centers and all these are in d.
rect communication and sympathy
with each other. They are in har-
mOnious accord and assist one another
in the performance of their respective
functions.
For instance, when in conversation
with person, it is not merely the
tongue or organ of speech that is en-
plOyed. The intellect or understand
ing is engaged, the sense of hearing is
concentrated upon what your COM
panion may be saying, the eyes are
usually fixed upon him, and his on
you, you move your arms, hands or
facial muscles by way of gesture or
expression, and all these acts are done
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
HOW We THINK AND. ACT.

1t is a common thing to hear people
talk about what they think, of the
subjects they understand, and how they
reasoned this way ald that way, in
certain matters. But it is question
if one in a thousand people has ever
stopped to consider hOao they think,
and by what occult processes in the
brain the reasoning faculty, or intelli-
gence, performs it's duties? Never
theless it is probably the most inter-
esting study of any that pertains to
human anatomy. The material mo-
tions of the body are understood, to a
limited extent. but the actions of the
mind are rarely, if ever, thought of,
even by professional phrenologists.
OF all the machines the world has
ever seen, the most elaborate, compli-
Gated and intricate could not compare
with the machinery of the human sys-
TEN.
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to determine the reason of various
paralytic and other symptoms that oc-
CURED before death. Thus it has been
ascertained that different portions of
the brain control different parts of
the body as Indicated in the cut.
These remarks may convey a popu-
lar idea of how extremely difficult it
is to successfully treat nervous dis
eases unless one is thoroughly we'll
grounded in the construction of the
nervous system, and has had a practi-
Cal experience in the causes of disease
and also their cure.
FRANKLIN MILES, M. D., LII. B.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22

at one and the same time, though
prompted by different senses under
one government.
First of all, external impressions
are telegraphed, as it were, through
seat of intellect, and orders are imme-
diately dispatched from there, by
organ whose cooperation is required.
For example, as you read these lines,
o r the toSs o6 9 yoa s ad viii
about it. No sooner does the brain
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
Not b Bit Scared.

inst frail and timid creature,
Punched of face and pale of feature,
And seemingly the weakest of her sex,
Five feet high perhaps-nO taller,
Not a woman there is smaller,
But of danger in the crowd she little recks
Nerves are weak, and brains are swimming
In that surging thrOng of women,
And the spirits of the strong are giving way
Yet that slim and fragile figure
Elbows past a crowd much bigger
To the counter on this Special bargain
day!"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
The Collector.

he subject of this
sketch is not the
man who comes
around on or about
the first of every
month wearing a
check suit and a
bright smile that
|canroc fn foIo mo-,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
An Easy Task.

An Easy Task.
BoB.-I think Chauncey Depew is
even cleverer than Hermann.
TOM.-FOr what reason?
81 have seen him transport people
from New York to Buffalo simply by
making few passes"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
Slnnuld Draw Well.

O'MAC.-The finest thing I saw
London was perforated cigar.
MAC'O-HOley smokes!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
A Healthy Man.

JAwsoN.-Do you know Tompkins
well?
DAwsoN.-Yes, never knew him
unWell in my life.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22
Well DUN

Well Dun.
1t may sound paradoxical
To creditors of mettle,
But debtors have to be "stirred up"
Sometimes before they'll 'settle."
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1894-03-22


in figure, and with an air of refine
ment in her features which was some
what heightened by the hdatteur of her
expression. So habitual was this proud
look on her face that even now, while
bending over the sleeping form of her
own child, the strongly marked char
acteristic was distinctly observable.
The girl was unquestiOnably beauti-
full, but the ravages of long sickness
were plainly visible in her white and
drawn face as she slept.
Mrs. Blythe had seen the Colonel
and Claude, and consultation, with
the physician as adviser, had resulted
in the determination to prepare Con-
stance for the surprise OF seeing her
lover back at her side.
The picture which had been work
of loyal love on Claude's part, was
moved into the invalid's room in a
conspicuous position, with a curtain
thrown loosely over it.
The society wOman's feelings had
fought between pride of caste on one
side and love for her child on the
other, and the latter had won the
battle. Her firm resolve now was to
endeavor to undO,as far as she could,
the evil she had done. She never
seemed to realize the enOrmity of her
action until she was shown the por-
trait of Constance as she used to be.
The contrast between the merry,
pink-chceked maiden of a year ago
and the pale-faced invalid lying before
her now was SO great that it made heI
tremble for fear her ridiculous pride
had killed her only child. A reaction
set in and now, much as she had for.
merly opposed the union, she deter
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16


The grafton delivered on Wednes.
lay. at the University OF Virginia, by
hon. .Chauncoy III. Depew was an elo.
leent and thoughtful address, and as
practical in its application to the
reeds OF the present as 1t was patriot
Q In It historical "reminiscences. Ono
" the suggestions made to the
youthful graduates was especially
valuable anu may be pondered by old,
" citizens everywhere with profit.
While admitting the importance OIL
party Rivalry as stimulus to zeal In
Ne public service aud as a check up
81 bad government. he added that
'there are times whom the shlbboleth
" party Is device for fraud or u
shield for scumps. Rascals may
rapture the machinery aud the voters
10 helpless in their tolls. Then the
sducated man should point the way
70 the rescue of the city or the State
Smashing political machines never
vills a party. 1t often leads It
through dofeat to purer methods ant
subsequently, to victories" This is O
mought worth remembering and act
ing upon at elections In every com,
nunlty which is disgraced by AFRO.
CANT bosses and corrupt machines.
The honest and intelligent votsI
,hould always act upon the principle,
.Wf, 81
,Mash it, confident that In doing so
ae Is doing the highest service posi-.
Die not only to his country. but to
oarty organizations. For either the
machine must DO destroyed or the
party it represents will die from tho
poison Of corruption which it en-.
ReEders.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

Senator Gray grlevously deceived
me farmers OF this State when hs led
Ehem to believe thar should Cleveland
be elected President in 1892 they would
get one dollar bushel for their wheat
n very short tlno. Tho price OF
wheat instead OF advancing as he pre-
aicted, has greatly declined, and il
% now lower than 1t has been In tho
history OF our country. We should
IKE TO know what the farmers think OF
Senator Gray as a prophet or falsliier?
His policy. The free.trade policy. has
lended to put down prices OF every.
Aing. 1t has checked enterprise, stop.
pad improvements, closed factories,
IoIges and mills. md filled our coun
sy with paupers 1t has lod to strikes
awlessuess and self-murder. Such a
horrible state OF things was never Uo
Tore known, and, what is worse, tho
snd is not yet.
Further suffering must be endured
before there is change for the better
W. pLVhlu llho W hlp" nhdb Oul
Democratic friends think OF tho out
look to-day. II the conditions con
unue favorable Will not new wheat
which is now about riponinG sell FOL
ifty cents bushel, or oven loss. What
do you think Of such price? In,
1ulture OF the crop must be abandon
81 unleos it can 10 utilized for foedini
horses. COWS and swine. The farmer
must do something better than grow
.nG wheat or he will get into dab., and
eventually DC sold out by the sheriff
Tho labarOrs arc also In an equally
bad fix. Tho two Jobs that Senate
Gray assured them would await ever
man who wished worK has not materia
lied
The men who wore thu5 beguiled
Into voting for Cleveland. Will not be
90 easily deceived next November, and
scores Of thsm will then vote to cor.
rect the b!under they ma lie In lSD2
PROT Hgndys predictions have beei
ne misleading as thosn OF Senator
Gray. and he may hang his congress.
stoBal expectations on tito willows, IA
Tile people Will not follow such Ditnt
guides, lest they all fall into til,
ditch together.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

In the official report on the produc.
ton OF the precious metals IN 1892 the
remarkable fact ID stated that the
worlds output Of gold in 1898 was /,
per cent. more than tho annual average
IN the years when the California and
Australian gold mines were most pro
ductive. In other words, the golC
production Ia 1898 was the largest
In he worlds history. 1t was but Il
per cent. less than tbs average aggra
gate production Of both gold aal 81.
yer in tho years from 1861 to lSijj. |
estimated that in 1896 the gold out
put Will eqGal tho average aggrogat
gold aad silver output IN tie year.
ffo7l 1s6, TO 1873. These facts 70 nd t.
dispal the id6s t.iat gold is 6ec omIu.
scGtco, aud TINT prices nra low 10
thut yeason. We oxporiol $50, oIN IS
Of gold In 1893 AMI imported s1}3, 9sU.
555. w exported silver Of tho valu
siT4fs, 3aJ aad Imported ~. 10 81
worth
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

During the heavy stnr,n ~ sr,as,to,
nir6t nat iHa rssilerca ~ - u ueS ylit
g,ieTrlff ,Ir mar Wci,ot, W -, ~ IN
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Sandeurift almost ren,,,Iat.1,. lo
Hbndfy frIVhfef.lng fh,t vT,,r,ti,,'t,. 81
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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

Children's bay will be observed in
the Stanton NJ. E. Church on Sunday
evening June II, 1894. at s O'Clock.
An interesting program has baen pre-
pared Tor the occasion. All are kindly
invited.
There will DO q lawn party held al
stanton on the lawn of the Stanton
NJ. IL. Church. ON Satut day evening
July {, 1891. Everybody is invited To
come and help us. us ths proceeds are
for the benefit of the board of stew.
stewards.
Mrs. John Brown, In company with
her two daughters, May and Alice,
viii start Saturday moruing for Reg
el5yille. n. j., the home OF her mother
tNe wish them sdlo arrival and a
pleasant visit among the mountains.
Mr.. Willie Register and brother
aud Mr.. Tommy Wright haya return
led home flom u week $ visit to theil
aunt.
At tho request of our regular Stan
ton correspondent we re.pulllsh the
above, which appeared in Wednesdays
ISSUE. AuoI her item forwarded by
another party inadvertently got mixed
up with those items ana We Cheerlully
make tue correction
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

The San jose. California Mercury,
OF May 2Stl. says: DIR. n. II. Lynch
an orchardist, residing In the Willows,
dropped dead in his yard yesterday
afternoon at $50 O'Clock. His death
was unexpected and no one was in the
immediate vicinity when IL occurred.
lie was residing with parties who had
rented his place. Deceased came to tiils
valley from Philadelphia about fouI
years ago thinking the change OF eli
mate would better his health as he
was Suffering with heart disease
shortly after he came to san Jose he
bought the property in the Willows
Deceased was 63 years Old. He was
born IN Sussex county, Delaware. and
graduated from the University oil
Pennsylvania.
lie was assistant surgeon in the
10th Pennsylvania Infantry and wut
attached to several companies during
the rebellion. After the war he con
Quoted one Of the largest drug stores
In Philadelphia. He was a very tai
'ented man. and besides writing sey'
'eral pluys was the author OF medical
works. Soon after his arrival hero he
Joined John A. Dix Post, &. AR. and
was an active member. His sisters
Mrs. NJ. 5. Johnson and Mrs. s. L
DiX6y live in San Francisco. lie ha.
other relations residing in the East
The remains were embalmed and ship
ped to Oakland, California, for Inter
ment In Mountain View Cemetery
The deceased was a brother of Mr.
Pnrnal j. Lynch. so well known IL
this county, now living near Mt
Pleasant.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

Senator Higgins made two hour
speech on Thursday, against the con.
templated ruin of wool growing il
our country, and the trade with Cana
ia. and on making some altusion to
the late rebsltlon, Senator Harris In.
terrupted him by inquring, where
Mr. Higgins was during the fight
Tho ,eply to this WAS II did not GO t,
Mexico.' Harris having gone to tina
country about the close OF tile war
under very embarrassing cireumstan
cos, at once suOsided, and Sir Hlggin
was allowed to close his pointed an,
very effective speech In defence o
the sleep Industry.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16


Tho great strike which has tied up
NIL tie soft coal nIuos in PenHsylvln ia
ard made fully 5000 men ille. (.
about coming to an end. as II has been
agreed by large numbers Of them to
return to work on MonIay Tn. Pitts.
burg di.trlct miners resolved to NJ
cept the 69cent rate. ant the strllyora
in other places are rapidly failing into
line.
In Ohio the Mcbride compromise Is
rapidly winning despite the opposl.
tiun Of District President Adams, and
s'roug declarations Of scattered meet
ings. Tie train blookades have been
lifted. and the militia ars being seni
home. The outlook Tor Iraprov We m ent
Is more encouraging. aud it Is 10 he
hoped That such folly as we have wit,
messed will hereafter be avoided.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

Carl l'ryan, OF the grocery firm OF
Alexander and Bryan. died at his home
No l52S French stloet. the result of an
operation Tor appendicitis which had
been performed on him he day before
Mr.. Bryan bad been III for somo time.
anu alter trying number of remedies
10 dissolve the matter la tile appen.
dnge, his physician, Dr. James Walker
decided to perform an operation and
was assisted by Dr5. John Palmer,
Willard Springer aud W. Il. Bullock.
he operation revealed that the appeu.
.sage was decOmposcI ana that two
connections or corn and strawberry
seeds had punctured tho bowsla lbg
physicians also found about half a
pint OF puss. The appsudags was sue
cesstully removed, as was also Inc
puss, ana Mr. Bryan came out from
under the effects of the anaesthetiC
nicely. Yesterday lie died and tho
doctors are Of the opinion that be had
absorbed too much of the septic OF
puss aid could not ward off its effect
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16
Mr.. WMANS DISGRACE
The Jury Promptly Finds Him
- Guilty of Forgery.
A RECOMMENDATION TO MERCY.

The Jury Stood Seven for Conviction on
the First Ballot. with Three Favorins
Acquittai and Two DoubtfuI-Unanf.
nous Verdict Reached I'm Two Hours.
New YORK, June 16.-Erastus wiman,
who for years has been prominently be
fore the public both in the United States
and Canada as promoter Of mammoth
enterprises. lecturer and writer, was
last evening found guilty by jury of his
peers of the crime Of forgery. Despite the
eloquent efforts of his counsel, ex-Secre-
tary of 1.-THE Navy Tracy, the evidence OF
his guilt was, in the opinion of the jury,
too convincing to admit Of sn acquittal,
though they lightened their verdict by a
recommendation to mercy.
At precisely 1870 o'clock, after being out
one hour and fifty minutes, the jury re-
entered the court room. Mr.. Wiman, who
had been conversing with friends, in
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

The steamer City of Rich mond will
not begin making her regular trims ia
the Fishing Banks to-day. az preyious.
~ announced, owing to her unexpect.
ed late arrival. 1t will take at least slx
days to stock her ana put her In share,
so that she Will not start sooner thnn
next Thursday. and it may not be until
saturday. The owners came to this
conclusion late last night, as they do
not think 1t wise to make a start until
everything Is in readiness, and this
cannot be done in 80 short space Of
time.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

Early Summer Tune Table on the
Pennsylvania Railroad Double Line,
to The Sea-.
The early summer schedule OF trains
on tho Pennsylvania Railroads Double
Lines to tho Sea- will 70 into eifec,
May 3lst.
The schedule OF trains between Phila
de!phia aud Atlantic City Is an excel
lent one, that cannot fail to meet with
the hearty appreciation OF the public
Express trains will leave Philadelphia
for Atlantic City. 5.l0. $50 a. In., 2 80
CAS- mlnutes). 100 GO minutes) and
500 p. M, Saturday only l.30 D. IN.
sundays 500 SIS, and o A. n. IN. Re
turning, trains will leave Atlantic
CITY. weekdays, 70O. $50 GO minutes
300 u. H., 8. Is and 81 y. M; Sundays
40, 5,5j, aud Is p. IN. Sundays, 40
535. and S.l5 p. m. These trains will
ne equipped with parloi cars and be
drawn 10y standard hard-eOal burning
locomotives.
On the same date the service to Cape
May Will he improved by the addition
OF Saturday express. leaving Phlla
delphia at l.30ip. m, arriving mt Cape
May 3.25 p. IL. The express leaving
Cnpe May for Philadelphia at so
o'clock u. M. will he changed to leave
at 700 a. NJ, arriving at Philadelphia
$40 a. m.
The summer station at Caps May
will be opened May 30th and continue
during the season.
+ This is the most complete service Ii
every respect ever operated bes wee I
Philadelphia and the seashore 30 early
In the season
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

ALBANY, June l6. Governor Flower,
returning to Albany from the Adiron-
dacks, talked to large number OF people
at the Gloversville depot. Among other
things he said: 1.-THE undoubted cause of
the financial troubles is the tinkering be-
ing done with the tariff. In thirty DAYS
the agony will be over and the question
settled. II in the succeeding fifty years
anybody attempts to tinker with the tar
iff he'll get killed. The times will improve
now Mt once and your old prosperity will
be increased hundred fold"
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-06-16

BUFFALO. June l6-Hundreds of people
have visited the morgue to view the re
mains of William L. Delaney, the muir
dered lawyer. 1t is now definitely known
that two women were in Delaney's room
when the shot was fired, while still an
other saw the assault from doorway
across the hall. One of TIE two women
in the room was the companion of Bar
tholomy, who guided him to the place
and the other was Bartholomy's wife
Mrs. Bartholomy admits her intimacy
with Delaney. 1t is now believed that
Delaney was the victim of intended black
,nilara