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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

ner's one hundredth birthday five
years arc was the osion of a great
family reunion, all t g living children
being present, together with great
number of grandchildren and great
grandchildren. The total number
of Mrs. Rordner's descendants is not
exactly but this is nearly correct:
Children, l3; grandchildren. 102; great
graEdef ,;ren, 200: preat-grea t-grnnd-
children 9j-total, 800 After the
death of her husband Mrs. Bordncr
made journey to Texas almost
every winter to visit her children.
She made her last visit in
her one hundrcdth year. Mother
Bordner's hearing is still coed,
her cos re bright and clear and her
voice strong. In the last few weeks,
however, she has begun to fail rapidly,
though She still walks about the house
unassisted. She has been a constant
smoker for more than seventy-five
years. She was 10 years old when
Washington died, and remembers that
event. She is well-to-do financially.
She lives with her son Moses, and is
constantly attended by some member
of the family and by her daughter,
Mrs. Temperance Bass.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

X. f. NJ. asks about new hat for
winter to match dresser, one OF brown
and green, the other OF ashes of roses
and green Answer; A hat Of felt in
a shade of green to match the dresses
might be trimmed with block, brown
or metal, either gold, silver or steel. A
VITO l1' VIZ, ribbon and feathers is
l.aO-t to- d.ossy - ordinary wear.
Palmer hats are usually lnuch more
becoming and voGld seit better with
various costumes If the greens in the
dresses are dissimilar of course the
same hat in green could not be worn
with both. In this ease, you might
have black hat with black ribbon and
aigrets to wear with one dress and
another of green, ashes of roses and
steel to wear with the other. Tan
colored gloves are allowable with all
costumes. With the dress with brown
combination you could wear brown
gloves matching the fabric.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

The center board is sa to have
been the invention of one Jock ocks
Swain, a boat blilder of Seaville,
twenty miles north of Clpe My. us
secured letters patent on it April To-,
1911, signed by james Madison,
president, and james .Ionros, Sec
retary OF state. Originally it was
known as center board" This new
movable keel WAS afterweri called a
''lee board through the effort, of Ger.
tain builders to evade the terms of
SWANS patent by cutting on one side
of tn stationary keel for the board.
Thou RI OF so early an origin, the CEN
ter board did not becoms widely pop
ular till after 1850, or about the time
the America took the famous cup at
Cowes.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
HER DOG.
Frau Wagner Insists That 1t Shall Re
Healed In the Hospital.

Frau Wagner Insists That 1t Shall re
Healed In the Hospital.
Frau Cosima Wagner continues to
stir up the German people by her nut
merous eccentricities.
She is very fond of animal pets, and
when the good burghers of Bayreuth
heard not long ago, that the great
composers son, Siegfried, had been
de'aiming birthday odes to Fran
Cosma's pets, when the anniversary
of onc of these creatures came
round, they uttered mild prote SITS,
thinking the amusement rather be-
meath the level of the family of a gl eat
master of art.
But their protests were changed to
ind gnant criticism when they helrl
that Frau Cosima had sent one of her
dog magnificent st Bernard,
which she hal had great troubl in
rear.ng to the city hospital, to be
treated for some trivial difficulty in
the regular operating room among
the human patients,
Tho family physician of the N'ag-
ner9 Dr. Landgraf, is also the chief
surgeon at the Bayreuth hospital, and
upon him fen the resentment of the
people Of the village.
iIcrr.Gcd at the idea that Frau
Wagner should think dog worthy to
assoc ate with their sick folk, they
vented their spleen in the regular
newspapers, and in the local clubs
and quite frightened the good lady.
But She is as strong minded as &C.
centric, and practically told them to
mind their own business.
Her logic, too is not without
strength.
She says that if st. Bernard dog,
or any other dog, is good enough to
assoc ate with man in his daily life,
and to be admitted to his drawing
room and library, there is no reason
why he should not be allowed in his
hospital when suffering and in need
of help.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
curioa. Nnme, OF FAMOUS Nrer.

The names of falAous. men in many
cases dat 20 misnoners when
trausaA int)-Ea slish. CAldcron dc
la liarca lisa very Algh sounding namA,
yet translated litera .it means
"kettle of barque." Torquato Tasso
in English is Chained terrier
Dante, deer skin; Giovanni Boccac-
clio means Jack tho Braggart;"
Bramante, the famous architect, as
FAR as his nams goes, was nothing
more than a whining pup, and Max
Plcolomini, the hero OF the thirty
years war, synonymous with "Max,
tho Dwarf.n
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
PIECE THE SHAH LIKED.
As Ilurbarlc to the audience as Was
the Euier's Taste.

As naTDarlc to the audience as Was
the KuIer's Taste.
Tho shah of Persia when visiting
the emperor of Germany some years
ago was taken to the opera, AMI dur
ing the course of the performance
was asked how he liked the music.
lie confessed that the majority OF it
was pretty crude, but that one piece
the orchestra had just been playing
was simply superb. The emperor at
once gave orders for the repetition Of
the piece.
NO said the shall, that's no. it,"
Another one was played. 40" re-
turned the royal visitor, its not
that, c ,thcr.
Presently the orchestra began to
tune up their Instruments
That's i'll" erie the shah, en-
Enthusiastically. That's the picco
was trying to tell you about!'
SO for the edification of this bar
barrie ruler and to the anguish of the
rest of the audience, the orchestra
tuned a untuucd, AMI retuncl ther
instruments in the most hearth ndiny
fashion anl the shah leaned back in
his chair, while his fac3 wore look
of unspcaliable enjoyment.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

Adelaide and X. z. NJ. would like to
know about receiving calls from young
men. They had been away summering
and met u number of young men who
live in their own vicinity. They have
invited them to call and ask if it is
proper that they should do so. Answer;
As Il general proposition, young
women, especially If they are quite
young, should be extremely careful
whom they invite or receive at their
homes, unless the young men are
known to their families and in general
society. 1t would be wen to ask your
or some elderly male rela-
tive what he knows about these young
men before you receive their visits.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertising drugs
gist to sell DR., Kings New Discovery
tor Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
upon this condition. If you are a f
flicted with a cough, cold, or lung,
throat or chest trouble, and will uesr
this remedy as directed, giving it a fait.
trial, and experience no benefit, you
msy rfturn the bottle and have your
money refunded. We could not make
this offer did we not know that DIR.
Kings New Discovery could be relied
m. 1t never disappoints. Trial bot
ties free at III. X. Woods dug store.
50c. andLarge size Sl.00.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
MRS. HENROTIN.
President of the National Federation OF
Womnn's IInha.

Mrs. Hcrrotin of Chicago. the new
pres.Ieut Of the General Fedora ton of
Womea's clubs, is an intelligent and
brilliant woman, with marked exeeu-
tive ability. She is likely to leave her
impress on the federation when she
quits the Office The important body
of women over which she presides Is
too young to have done much moro than
organize itself thoroughly and in a
manner to be handled. 1t is accepted
that Mrs HenIotin will consider that
the time has come when the fedora
ton is ready to take up some special
line f W TX, and it is likely that the
public school system will be the OBJ
ject of its serious study and effort.
Mrs. lIenrotin has received from the
Sultan of Turkey the decoration of the
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
(heekt fnr Alcfn.ls. {.


Deacnnson-Oir minister has struck
a novel idea; he's set aside IA room for
bicycllsts, where they can check thelr
machines willis ths service is going
on. lleadcrman-phat's all right as
far MS it goes, but IL your minister
would only devise some scheme to
compes blcyclists 10 chec's their ma.
chimes while they're flying nlong the
streets, he'd receive far more thanks
than he ever will for accommodating
them In church.
New Candeiabra for Sc. Panrs.
An interesting addition has just been
made To the furniture of 81. raul's en-
thedral, London, In the shape Of two
colossal bronze candelabra, copies of
originals al Ghenk A curious history
nktaahes ~ Them. Cardinal Wolscy.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
A Millinery Odditx.

Here is the oldest toque on record.
Three heads of little animals are its
most conspicuous feature. They arc
the foundation upon which the soft
crown of velvet rests.
This crown is of turquoise blue,
studded with jet. Spreading out from
each side Of the crown are winglilSe
loops of black game, ablaze with gold
spangles. Tha, the toqpe is con
sidercd the height Of fashion is shown
by its price, S25.
A fetching little e let is sold with
the toque. 1t is made of a pointed
yoke of turquoise velvet, finished with
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

The hollow OF the Atlantic ocean /:
not strictly basin whose depth in,
creascs regularly toward the center.
1t IS rather saucer or dish-like one
so even is the contour of its bed The
greatest depth in thu Atlantic has
been found some hun lred miles to the
northward Of the island of st. Thomas,
where soundings of 3,s75 fathoms
were obtained. Ths seas round Great
Britain can hardly be regarded as
forming part of tn, ATLANTIC hollow.
They are rathera part of hsplatform
banks of the European contid.ant that
the ocean has overlooked.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
KentuCkianS Endorse
ELEcTROPOISE

81 make the prediction that it Will
take its place as the worlds greatest
discovery, as it is capable of doing
more good for humanity than any
other. JAS. G. Clarke, ESQ.,, More.
head, Ky.
"My wife says. she has received
great benefit from the use of the
Electropoise bought of you some
weeks since, and feel sure it will cure
her of long standing case of rheum-
atism. Money could not buy it from
here. w. Wright, Louisville,
Ky.
CAL the money in Kentucky could
not buy my Electropoise. 1t cured
my wife of tumor after the best ply
sicians had pronounced her case incu-
rable. Michael Condran, Franklin
ton, Ky.
Mr. ]. NJ. Myers, of,Myers q Bonn
236 West Main street, Louisville,
says he has no reason to change tue
opinion expressed about E ectropoise
three years ago. 1t cured him of
rheumatism.
"One nights use Of the Electropoise
gave me relief from brain congestion
and vertigo. have been a well man
ever since. Rev. Geo. II. Means,
Covington, Ky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Tooth Drawing.

III 0 Brighton, England, board OF
guardians have found II necessary to
order u Wholesale extraction OF teeth
from the children IN one OF their
schools. II was foual that largs
number OF children, from some unex-
planned cause, had defective' leeth,
aud on n dentist holnv called In no
found IL advisable 10 extract 100
teeth from o. boys, and ~ Tooth from
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

For Rheumatism l have found no
thing equal to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. 1t relieves the pain as soon
as applied. J. Young, Liberty, Va.
The prompt relief it affords is alone
worth many times the cost, 80 cents
Its continued use will effect perm
anent cure. For sale by Moore Il
Orme. ..~
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Absolute Pest.

Physician-Your husband must stop
all work, all thought, everything.
Wife-IIe would never consent TO
absolute idleness. -
Physician Then we must fool him
into imagining he is busy. III get
him appointed a member of the board
of health.-New York Weekly.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

Biffers-Do you think bicycle riding
conducive To health?
WhifIers-Nost assuredly. Ny health
has improved wonderfully.
But you don't ride a bicycle
"Who said dido"
''But you said bicycle riding i'm
proved your health"
YES; get so much exercise, you
know"
Exercise? How?"
"Dodging the bicycles, of course"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Running Expenses.

Mistress - Want more wages? l
thought You were being very we'll
paid. considering that / do about half
the work.
Domestic-You forget, mum, how
much it costs me fer advertisin' fer new
situations.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
realth In a c,,I ni,.,

A physician asserti that disease is
no more denolishing in its raids
among the workers in coal pits than
it is among the agr.culturiss aal la
borers. If on can b, grille by sta:
tistics, the eoal-;lust atno5ph re in
which their life is passe has no ele
ment of any sarioHs evil to them 1t
may not be pleasant, but it is not I'M
healthful; indeed, thu nctuai death.
rate of these miners is not nbnormally
high, even when II includes the fatal
wholesale disasters which occur from
lime To time in the pits.
He Was Moved.
Missionary tout wesD--Did you ever
forgive n enemy?
bad Man---Wunst.
II am glad to hear that What
moved your inner soul 20 prefer peace
TO strife?"
IL didn't have no gum
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
FARM FOR SALE.

| have farm Of l25 acres, lying
on Flatlick creek, Crittenden county,
KY, that l want to sell. 1t is vel
improved and has plenty of lastin 6
water on it. Terms easy. Come and
see me.
Pm w. G.. WATSON.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Gorgeous Are the ID nner Gowns.

Gorgeous are this seasons dinner
gowns. Nothing IS too costly TO be
used in their fashioning Yet the
woman forced into economy need not
despair, as the up-to-date dinner COS
tune may easily be evolved from the
best bits of last years gowns.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

Tho brouhe more is used for the bal
loon puff of the sleeve. II reaches al
most TO the elbow, and Is finished with
pointed wings of claret coiorcd velvet
and dainty frill Of lace New York
World.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chiiblains. Corns and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price % cents per
OK. For sale by H. K. Woods.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Photos S1.26 per DoZ::

/ viii be. in Marion ten days to
make pictures, cabinet photographs,
for SIPS per dozen. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Call at j. ii. Ramage's.
j. Ii. MCINTIRE.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

FOR SALE;--A house. of nine
rooms, good out-houses, berries, grapes
etc, and 81 acres of land, situated at
Salem, Ky. Will sell at a reasonable
price. Apply to
Mrs. f. E. BROWNING,
Salem, Ky.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

In China, d.u~,:.-.. as we'll as
total abstainers are almost unknown.
Gambling debts are pre-eminently
debts OF honor there, and are more
willingly and speedily paid than any
Others. To pay them u Chinnman
will pawn all his property, AMI even
sell his children
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

Arctic explorers who have found
themselves in the midst of an aurora
describe it as producing cooling,
prickly sensation and very exhilarat-
ing effect.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

ueorge--Wonen arc stlll pushing
their way into all the Industries.
Jack-That's so. ! have just been
discharged 10 make way for woman
.lou have? Won WE'LL What ar<
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

Pennsylvania Oct. 26, 1880, her maiden
name was Losh. She was married to
Peter Bordner in 1910, and their married
life extended over a period of seventy
one years. He died Sept. IL, 1881,
lacking but few months of being 100
years old. He was born July 5, l7s2.
1t is doubtful if there is parallel case
in the United States. Mother Bord-
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

When iaby was siek, we gaycher castossA. :
Wien she was Child. she cried foe castoria.-
whsn shs became Mis-. she chung 10 casiasIa.
vhsn Ahs had children. aha gave than casssrlA
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
Children Cry TO-
Pitchers CastovIS.

cit is pleasure to sell Chamber
lain's cough remedy" says Stickney
and Dentlcr, druggists, Salem, Ohio
because a customer, after lie once
uses it, is almost certain to call for
t when again in need of such a me-
dicine. We sell more of it than of
any other cough medicine we handle
and it always gives satisfaction. :"
For coughs, cold AMI Group it is
without an equal. For. sale by
Moore Il Orme.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

An imported dinner or reception
dress which may be used as model
has for it's foundation broche MORE in
pale shade of green scattered with
indistinct rosebuds. The full crino-
inclined skirt is finished around the
bottom with rope coil of rich claret
colored velvet. Other than this the
skirt Is untrimmed.
The tight fitting bodice is shaped like
basque. 1t is Of rale green MORE,
entirely covered with Ili,h point lace,
In front the lace is arranged in
double !abot. Inverted Van Dyke
points of elaret colored velvet add Ia
the striking effect Of the basque They
reach from the waist line well over the
corsage.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

chosen for a life partner. 1t was
sensible woman who said, 81 insist
that a certain amount of coquetry is
not only allowable but duty 60 orr
husbands" One requires to be some
thing more than merely a good house.
keeper to keep mans love and sue
cessfully preside over the home to
which he looks for domestic happiness.
A carefully chosen toilet, a bccomingly
arranged couture, sleeves that show
to advantage, white and rounded
arm, shoes that cater in cleverest
fashion to the outlines of u
well nodded foot, all of these are
telling points which no wife should
overlook in her efforts to keep well
alive the love flame which burned 50
ardently before marriage. Laying
aside the armor of fascination for ever
so short time is disastrous There
are always clever women about ready
to step into the shoes of the married
sister who is too busy or too careless
to pay heed to the fact that in the
matter of attractiveness she is being
weighed in the balance and found
wanting. Don't let any other woman
be more charming than yourself. A
careful regard for daintiness of person
and the toilet will blind man to the
charms of Others.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20

Ra7@ Electropoise put out on trial
for four months for $40. Send for
particulars.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
HAS MANY CHILDREN.
MRS. BORDNER REMEMBES
WAsHiNGTONS DEATH
She is Now 1Ob Years Old and Lives
ON Farm Near Lewiston, Iil.-Iias
3G9 Descendants Now Living--lIor
Home Surroundings.

r s. CHRISTINA
Bordner celebrated
her one hundrc d
and fifth birthday
at her home, two
miles east OF Lew
iston ILL.,, recently
She is one of the
m o S I remarkable
persons in Illinois,
If not in the United
Sta ties. Born in
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1894-12-20
FOR WOMAN ANDHCAIS
GOSSIP AND HINTS FOR DANES
AND DAMSELS.
Bome Pen, and Ink sketches OF Current
Fashions-An Oddly I'm Millinery
Answers to Corrcspondents-Notes OF
the Modes.

L L II L II Il | s
, ev er a tim @ in
women's life when
she could cult
vate all the little
feminine arts and
! graces that fascin-
late masculinity It
is after her mar
rage vows have
bound her to tho
man whom she has
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1894-06-08
Wasted Feeling.

Tho soulful young Southerner, with
bis passionate nature, had gone to o
New England town to spend few weeks
with college friend who had married
and settled there, and he soon found
that he was about tho only manageable
man in the place.
It was delightful experience and in
a very short time he was deeply in love
with the village belle, if girl may be a
belle in place where there are no beaux
to speak Of.
Anyhow the young man was in love,
and ut the end Of week he began TO
hedge for proposal.
"Miss Priscilla" he said one evening,
III have something to say to you
Very well" she replied, "you may
say it, presume"
81 have only known you q week." he
went on, "but in that time l have been
drawn very near TO you. IL"
Hero he flung himself at her feet and
grasped her hands in the most intense
fashion.
II love you, Priscilla, and want you
TO be my WIFE"
The young woman was startled.
why, Mr.. Bluegrass, she twitted,
chow strangely you act Get up. Don't
you know you can get girl to marry
you in this part Of the country ever SO
much easier than the way you 60 about
itT
And she embraced her opportunity
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1894-06-08
II o ctifal.
AT SEA.

| watch the white sails as they spread
Their wings, like birds set free;
And some DER distant waves will glide,
Some in the wished for haven bide,
And some-be lost at sea.
And thus, upon Life's changeinl main,
While Hope sang merrly,
Full many a barque from off the strand
We launched with eager heart and hand,
Nor dreamt of loss at sea
But were there troachcrous rocks and shoals
All, all unknown to theeY
IL matters not--the heart doth know
That cruel storm hath sunken low
The venture out at sea.
Mayhap 1t was no costly freight,
Tho rich to you or me;
And Memory, as the days go by,
Still counteth DER with fearful eye
Her treasures lost at sea.
All, well, there is Il haven sweet
Where shpwreck cannot be-
Sad hearts, who sit in patient pain,
There shall We gather back again
Much that was lost ut sea.
---LucY RaHioIph FtemtH0.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1894-06-08
Lot No, Q, IS ACRES.

Fronts on Washington, CoIesville and Ash
ton turnpike, IL miles from Washington,
more than half the land covered with fine
thrifty oak, hickory, chestnut and poplar,
the balance covered with fine merchantable
pine, well watered, the projected Electric
Railroad to Ashton passes through III land
productive and suited TO all cereals, fruits
and vegetables, the timber suited to build
ing purposes and In the market would more
than return the purchase money.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1894-06-08
REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE.
TIME undersigned offers at private sale the
following desirable tracts Of land
Lot No, 1, 119 ACRES.

Adjoins "Garrett Park, on the Metropol-
itan Branch of Il. h o. Railroad, lies on
public road leading from "Garrett Park to
the public road running from Rockville to
Wheaton on the Brookeville and Washington
turnpike, 4 miles from the former and mile
from the latter place, fronts on both roads,
land adapted TO the growth of cereals, fruits
and roots, no buildings, covered with pine
and other woods, only a few hundred yards
from Garrett Park" depot, highly improved
country around ii, commands view of the
surrounding country in all directions and
beautifully adapted for iirst-class farm for
grapery and fruit growing.