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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
Faitb-PromotlDs Series.


ny First Mission, a narrluy, Of p.r.sn.
erperiouee ~ aaissionsry upon he sandsieh
Islands, ~ ooorgv Q Cannon. ssc.
A string Of Pearls, containing puub,r q.
interesting shrieho, and Ansodo.os OF nil.
siniiuy Mo, eig., sso
Leave. From Ny journal, By Py,,,ss,t
Wtiori woodruff, absorption o. his g,ps.r,
fa missionary experiences. and many ln,.r,..
inE incidents " hsii;o, go
Fragments OF ESperieuee, ooi.g,,s, nj,
st",ehs' FROM Tho experience Of Elders, sss
President iIsber O. IIinibaII,. I..r..,
narrative OF No pHneipa, incidents 10 a,
career Of very remark,bls man. ne
BAriy scenes ia Church History -,
lection 81 Incidents frum iao livu OF tss,,,
o. us Church In carly days, $50
The Lifc or Ncphi, hs son Of Lssf -,
rmlgraiod from Jerusalem, In jude 4, IN.
land nov known ai South America II, 49,
turtle bnioro tho coming OF he Savior. ~
booE contains some very important Item, ~,
e'7nins Ne Book OF Mormon, By uo5r., %,
cannon, l5c. v
sernps Of biography, containing , Shat, ,,
a. Hlsfs LIFE Incidents Of EITsrisass, .pa
WV. 'tAtth"t . HNAANNt aDa
The Myth OF tho luauuserip. Fo,,a
or tho Ab'uriiuos OF the spauldirs son. b,
osorg0 Reynolds, 40.
Labors In the Vineyard, contain, ann. n,
The most Interesting experiences ever .rttt.n
Csc. ''''n'
Eventual Narratives, contains som. t,,.-..,
log ste''hoi aud valuable lessons. g5e.
- -
helpful Visions, instructive mlnifeststigD, n,
mo Lord b us children. l5s.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
TERRIBLE FLOOD
Much Grain Covered with Mud and
Trash.-llcavy Loss.

FOUNTAIN GREEN, July IL, 1904
Yesterday one Of the largest iioodf
that ever visited this part me down
what IL known Ne Blg Hollow, and,
spreading out upon farming land south
OF town, piled In l,s Tremendous force
trash on a very large area Of land,
Destroying much grain and doing
damsg1 TO the extent OF hundreds o..
dollars. The brush and debris which
IL LETT on the land will take consider.
able labor TO remove, In order 10 bring
The land from its present uneven con.
ditlon TO form Ia which Il eau be-
properly Irrigated. Ith quite custom.
afy Tor Hoods 10 come from the Big
Hollow, AMI this food | hope has so
awakened the people u sense OF
tier situation that they Will unite
and 20 iortiiy that the nocds cannot
destroy their grain, aud also the grain
OF Your very respectfully,
IJRAM CmiHIRNsEs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16

Mr. n. A. Naylor bought Waverly
Scorcher.
Mr. Thad Naylor bought No, y
GendrOn.
Mr. George Hlrschvogel bought Ait.
air Eagle, and Hamilton Coffin bought
Siearns special, ana lbs. All ON Mon.
day last
"Nelox's' statement that the "Sier.
ling was the only and first wheel to be-
ridden up Capitol Hin Is an error. A
Union aud Geniron were both ridden
up TO the top of Capitol Hin last year
before the grading, which has been go.
ing on all winter was done. On Tues
day, Hamilton c, Coffin, 10 years old.
rode the Sieam special, weighing s,f
pounds, gear tS TO the iron gate, Capi.
tol grounds. Mr. Angel accompanied
him on Fowler geared to 90 inches.
Hardware is a good business. Try
Us for what you need and see II we
don't divide the profit with you. on
hose, lawn spdnkIers, lawn mowers,
grass collectors, everything we have
the price and we want your money.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16

Sunday School a3d Primary.

ton ths,s books and Gard, postage viii b
sAarge6 In edition 70 Oh, prices givcn, ~ sont ~
mail, unless The price given f. Tor "po'spaid"l
FIRST Tsooh for our Little Friends, fos
Tho ~ Of sunday schools, Zoe.
second Book for oar LILLE Friends,
SUNDAY school reader, 1oa.
intermediate ;. =. Reader, soo.
Questions aud Answer. on the Life
aud Mission OF che Prophet Joseph
rrniti, iOc.
ntbie Questions and Answers, for he
nee q primary Associations, i51
Chiidron'a Primary Hymn Book, 80,
copies, postpaid, Sc
Primary speaker, no. ., postpaid, 40.
2, "a
The uoiei Ror Hook, postpaid isA
Class HeEIsters, per dot., voc.
Primary Tune Book, tos.
Booh OF Mormon Catechisu,, postpaid, 20
4. =. Union Hymn Hook, each ne, 700
paid 25e.
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PLEASANT GROVE.
fLEA'ANr uNovs, JuLY 10. lsyl
A WILD cow.
She Creates Havoc Among The Peoplo
aud Iujures Several.

A mAddenei COW came very nearly
doing up tho town here FRIDAY last.
The brute came Ia contact with Mrs.
STACY, who was carrying Il ohild In her
arms. The lady was kLvcsvd down
hut escaped with slight bruises.
Mrs. Ella Halliday was the next one
In the animals path. she had her
clothing badly torn anu received n
frightful cash In tho thigh. Mf.
Andrew Hansen came 10 tho wOmAn's
aid and succeeded In driving the COW
OF.
- The animal kept on In her mod ca.
reer, her next victim being Me. susan
Neh, whom she pushed Into u water
ditch, getting down on her knees IN
gore the unfortunate lady. Mr.. Han.
sen, who had followed tbs bovine,
came 10 the fetoue just Ia time
to save Mrs. Neti's life. Nelghbofs
came aud attended tho lady, who had
the appearance more Of dead woman
than a live one, having been badly
used by tbs brute.
The Ladder are pretty sore anu lame
and otherwise shaken up from the tor.
riblo ordeal. Mr.. Reuben Weeks
came upon the scene with his gun, but
the weapon missed fire, Hud tue COW
sill lives.
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fatost Publications.

he Lii. OF Joseph smith, Cloth. no.,
i'atiof siiL t,oo' Morocco gill; 800.
Prom Kirkland 10 saIt Lake, By Jane. A.
iiiue, % pages, cioth, tnius.l ii.so. LsarAss
gft' llooi Leather eita gilt, t7so.
Forty Wears Among the Indians, ~
Daniel ". Jones, 90 pages, Cloth tiool
Leather t1so, L-athsr giit 400
Pooiicai WritinEs OF q. y. whitney,
Cloth tlsoi Lsashsr gli, il.oo; Morocco,
EXTRA gilt, taso
Life Of IIobsr O. KimbaII, c,osA, tl.so,
Hlf Leather, t5oo Pun. uooi Morocco,
stEa Rili Bp
LHttcS-day saints PsaInody. Paper
Covered boards, Cloth bach. tiso Each. tisoo
por doi,i cloth Bound, iioo each, ,iroo p-r
do',I cioth and Leather bound, u.fo eaeA.
naoo por doi. II sent By mail, ~ oaaL par
oopy additional
story Of the nooh Of Mormon, by hide,
oeorsu heJnolds, Cloth, ils0, cloth giiL aooI
hAli leather silt t1so Pull leather SUI 800.
Sunday school Hymn iooh, contain. an
NE Hymns usei IA he schools, asa pages, cioa
bound, postpaid, re.
Large ana small sise nibIes IN I.earhsr
,2oo, t7so, 500 $50 aud tl00.
Family and rulph nihies IN different styisa.
illustrated irpu son b 800 each
Joa. smith NJ n Prophet, a isc,ur. DO
livsred By Eder Andrew ienson bsiar. Ne
Eaient society Ia Ne Social Han, salt I.ais.
Jan. 10, isgi, Il.
The Church OF Jesus christ of Latter
day Saints, II. Priesthood, Organization
boeuine', Ordinances and iiilsory. NJ Johs
Jt1urs 10
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
Notes.

The Twenty.iourih will bo cole
brAted here In grand style. The com.
mittee having the arrangements In
charge are getting up fino program.
The hey crop In wRsstch county
IL very heavy anu OF most excellent
quality.
The creamery at Charleston Ia nay.
ing out Tor milk 10 the nsighborhoOI
to COW owner, $500 per month. The
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
IN CACHE COUNTY.
Notes aud News Prem the Northern
Temple city.

A iour.ysar.old son Of Hyrum
Hoohalrasser's.of Providence, fell from
table on which Il was playing and
broke bis right arm below the elbow
Jaint.
Three companies Of U. 3. infantry
went north on the main line 10 Poca-
tello, on Thursday evening.
The Logan sexton'a mortuarv report
for the quarter ending June 30ih, was
presented al the last city council meet.
itg, showing total Of 10 DEATH; 5
males and females.
The men hlrod in Logan for shop
work aud hrtmen, have been ordered
70 report TO Supt. Calvin, Mt Pooatello.
They are promised wsfk for a long
period.
At the hremeu's practice last Woi.
nesday, Chief Hates treated the boys
10 an unlimited supply Of ice cream,
cake aud lemonade. This was the hrii
practice since his return from Nebfns-
la with his bride.
Mt. John Carbon, formerly a resi-
dent Of Logan, but now feight
agent at bsllna, hes been paying
AaNkhn y NAtits nv ANuh WIN hlil w
the return Journey, Mrs. Eamih
Carbon, nee Kiog, daughter OF
Andrew King, of the Fun ward.
The MARRIAGE was solemnized Wednos'
day, In the Logan Temple.
J. Il. Stewart Jr., one OF the recent
graduates OF the law department,
University OF Michigan, has returned
home and will commences his practice
In Logan.
q. 3. Burkhardi, OF the q. & ". W.
Ry., has been visiting and II de.
lighted with Logan.
\. w. Hal has gone 10 Telluride,
Col, TO work At the mines there.
The cold peoplen are 10 be- Toasted
ana foied Ioday NJ the resort, under the
auspices Of the various Logan Relief
S0oieties.
The Logan summer school IL making
magnificent progress Ia tue variou.
lines Of study. More than one hun.
dred topohers ana advanced students
are Ia attendance.
w. w. Ritter, Of Salt Like, returned
home ON Friday morning. lie hal
been spending few dHys Ia Logan
looking after his business interests.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16

dairy turns out 100 pounds " butter
per day, Of an excellent quality.
Thirty loads OF wood, on an average.
10 being hauled out OF Provo canyon
daily. The road Ia icing put Into good
shspc, yet none too soon 90 meet the
approval Of the travelling public.
A summer school Il being held NJ
Pleasa,t Grove, n. ID. R1binsor
principal. twenty-five students are IN
attendance.
Water Il getting scarce and garden
"tuck" suffering as a c3nsequenco.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
musk.

The Improvements Association SOM
nook contains collection Of original
and selected songs and hymns. -, % musis b.
Pro'oisor Z. neosley. Bsvsnty-slsht PAGE. Of
ehoiea music, postpaid, i0c.
~ n. Union Music Hook, po.,p.,a. a..
Primary Tune HOOK, ne, viuhou, po.,.s.
Ehe Paaimody, paper side, ii.s0. ciatA, ti.so,
h@lf LealhoI. uIo Postage n ca each
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
Can q Man do Better-
Than to Buy a "STEARNS!"

We made the bold statement, chal.
longing contradiction, IN last weeks
Tribune, that the Stearus Bicycle was
the highest priced bicycle to the dealers
mot the highest list-hut TO the deal.
ers the highest priced bicycle Va the
world. Have any Of the agents OF other
wheels accepted the challenge Not
one. They know that We have tho
proof We know TO a dollar what every
wheel sold In this city costs, and wheth.
er long lists or short lists. We are
giving the riders better value for their
dollars In the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16

"STEARNS" wheel has finished first.
FIRST first The first Worlds Record
Broken this year falls to Nat Butler
and the 'SrEARNS" special arY
pounds, namely, the Great Linsrott
road race at Maiden, Mass, before
sixty thousand l6ouool people, and the
time u hr. % min. % rs sec. one hour.
eleven minutes and tWenty.eight and a
hbh seconds, for twenty five miles.
Think OF H., on the road, Did the
"SlEARNS' wood rims and feather.
weight wheels break down. / guess
ma
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
Died Of Apoplexy.

Mrs. Phmoo Chflstenson, daughter Of
the late Stephen Chapman, Of Amefi-
eau Fork, died there Saturday evening
OF apoplexy. the lady was attacked
while attending the funeral Of Father
Dunsly. She was an estimable lady.
She leaves n ipmlly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
How about the Fowler!

Good wheel. good workmanship.
Value for price in every purchase.
Try them.
Mr. A. Fisher Fisher Brewing Com.
pany bought two Waverly Bellies, one
for hls daughter and one for his niece.
Mr. John Kelly same company, bought
one NayerIy Belle for his daughter four
weeks ago last sale resulted from the
hrsL
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
MISSIONARY Supplies.

morgan's Tract No. .. se,.
=, 3ots.
4" 3, srt.
The uodern Prophet, aata
True W. RAise Religion, alta
The Goepci Pioneer, acts.
Reply 20 "The Mormon Purra
tory,"S
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16

Manufacturer and dealer In all kinds
Of Metallic, Wood and Cloth Covered
COINS and Caskots.
Pull line Of CONN Furnishings kep.
constantly on hand.
Telephone and telegraph orders
promptly hlled.
Open Day aud Night.
Factory and Warerooms No. 26S Il. lat
gssIh, ~ blocks sasl sfrhsa,sE
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
Stearns,
Fowler,
Gendron.
WaVerly.

than Is 10 be found elsewhere. In
every race meet this year held under
the sanction Of the l.. A. w., the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16

FOR A FEW CENTS ANY PERSON
CAN OBTAIN A SUPPLY TO SEND
ABROAD TO FRIENDS, AND THESE
SILENT MESSENGERS FREQUENTLY
PREACH THE GOSPEL AS EFFECTU-
ALLY AS MISSIONARIES. TRY 1T
BY BUYING SOME AND MAILING
TO YOUR FRIENDS ABROAD.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1894-07-16
Noble WoMeQ's QvQs Series.

Lyd's knights History, an iB,s-..,,,.
Volume, WH'1on IN an a''rastIFs and p!sa.lns
style, 2sc.
heroines OF "MormOndom,p iB,,,.,,,.-
sketches Of vom'n who hav. pru,ss -,
'ulvo' vorthJ OF hoaoS, 25e.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1894-03-01
Raised the Checks,

CHICAGO, Feb. 20 Frank H. Harp
erwho is also known by the name of
Frank II Henderson, aud who is said
to be from s.. Paul, walked into the
Continental National bank, corner
Adams ana laselle streets, yesterday
morning and presented Two checks for
payment One called for 800 and
the other for $4,000, Harper was
known at the bank, and, as the sigma
lures were genuine, the checks were
cashed without hesitation.
1t was subsequently learned that
the checks had oeeu raised from $33
and $35 to 100 times that amount.
The police are looking for him. They
know little or nothing Of him, but, by
the description given OF him by the
American Trust and Savings Compa-
ny, they recognized him as a clever
forger who has been working the same
scheme in the East.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1894-03-01
. EM 6: wi e ER

That the Wisconsin Central has the
unqualified endorsement of all, it be.
ing the most popular line between
Chicago and Milwaukee and st. Paul,
Minneapolis aOd the Northwest, it is
recognized as the Pullman Line be-
tween Chicago and Milwaukee and
Ashland, Duluth and Lake Superior
points.
That the Wisconsin Central touches
the most prominent points in Wiscon-
sin, having more business centers
than any railway to and from the
Northwest.
That it's dining car service is unsur-
passed by any other line, and that its
representatives will cheerfully furnish
any information that may be desired.
For full details regarding rates,
routes, folders, maps, ETC., address
your nearest ticket agent or
JAS. @. POND,
General Passenger and Ticket Agent
499tf Milwaukee, Wis.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1894-03-01
Don't Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life
AWAY

is the truthful, startling title OF little
book that tells all about No-to-bac, the
wonderful harmless, GUARANTEED to
bacco habit cure. The cost is trifing
and the man who wants to quit and
can't runs no physical or financial
risk in using rNo-to-bac." Sold by
J. q. Preas. Book at store or by mail
free. Address the Sterling Remedy Co
Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind.
4S01yr
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1894-03-01
CABINET & REPAIR SHOP

All kinds Of Furniture repaired and
overhauled. Upholstering Specially.
First class work guaranteed. Prices to
suit the times. Shop on Roam street
near Narrow Gauge crossing,
jan25 Tyr F. W. LAMBETH.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
Doubtful About the Doubt.

We are justly proud of our jury sys- tenn, but the twelve good men and true" are not always the wisest of man. kind. At recent session a prisoner was indicted for pocket picking, and to most people in court the clearest possible case was made out by the prosecution.
 Have you anything you would like 70 tell the jury before they retire?" said the judge.
 Well, all wanter say is, I hopes as low they'll give me the benefit of the doubt" replied the prisoner, despond- ently.
 The jury considered their verdict. They were no little time over it.
 "Can assist you in any way, gentle men?" said the judge at last, becoming impatient.
 We are almost agreed, me lud," said the foreman, but we can't quite un- derstand what the doubt is the pris- oner wishes us to give him the benefit of."-London Tit-Bits.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
A Cathedral Chapter.

TOPEKA, Kan, Sept. 24.-Rev. c. W Miner, who returned yesterday iron the annual convention of the Episcopal diocese of Kansas at Salina, states thai one of the results of the convention was the organization of Cathedral chapter which will have full charge oi all missionary work hereafter. The chapter is made up of clerical and lay appointees of the bishop, who is ex. officio presiding officer. Among the other members of the chapter are the missionary canon, the four rural deans and certain members of the standing committee. The headquarters of tn, chapter will be at Topeka, from whicl point all the work will be directed.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
Shirtmnkers on n strike.

NEW YORK, Sept. 24--The Hebrew speaking shirtmakers of New York to the number of nearly 5000 went on a strike yesterday and twenty shops which had not in the past year or mors known a Sabbath quiet except Saturdays were deserted. Resolutions were adopted declaring before the strikers go back to work the con. tractors and manufacturers must raise wages on piece work to the old scale, which is double the present one; that they must deposit s2OO cash with the union as a guarantee of payment oi wages and Sl00 as a forfeit in case of any reduction during the next six months
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
THE HIGHEST AWARD.

Royal Baking Powder in Strength and
 Value go Per Cent. Above It's Nearest
 Competitor.
 The Royal Baking Powder has the en- viable record of having received the highest award for articles of its class greatest strength, purest ingredients, most perfectly ombined-wherever ex- hibited in competition with others. In the exhibitions of former years, at the Centennial, at Paris, Vienna and at the various State and Industrial fairs, where it has been exhibited, judges have in variably awarded the Royal Baking Powder the highest honors.
 At the recent Worlds Fair the ex- aminations for the baking powder awards were made by the experts of the chemical division of the Agricul- tural Department of Washington. The official report of the tests of the baking powders which were made by this de- partment for the specific purpose of as certaining which was the best, and which has been made public, shows the leavening strength of the Royal to be 160 cubic inches of carbonic gas per ounce of powder. Of the cream of tartar baking powders exhibited at the Fair, the next highest in strength thus tested contained but l33 cubic inches of leaven- ing gas. The other powders gave an average of III. The Royal, therefore, was found of 20per cent. greater leaven- ing strength than its nearest competi- tor, and A per cent. above the average of all the other tests. Its superiority in other respects, however, in the quality of food it makes as to fneness, delicacy and wholesomeness, could not be measured by figures.
 It is these high qualities, known and appreciated by the women of the coun- try for so many years, that have caused the sales of the Royal Baking Powder, as shown by statistics, to exceed the sales of all other baking powders com hined
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
HANDWRITING AND CHARACTER
Individual Peculiarities Produced by the
 Rr,ain.

Individual Peculiarities Produced by the
 Brain.
 It is a curious fact that when a per- son compares the writing done by his hand with the writing done by his feet, as by holding chalk between the toes or writing with the toes themselves on the sand, he will find that the two re- suits are alike in their individual char actcristics. I have performed the eX- pertinent, and, though l am not pro- Hcient in the art of foot writing, can sec that the style and shape of the let ters made by my toes resemble the characters formed by my hand.
 The same is true of mouth writing. am no adept in this department, but saw a Russian who had neither hands nor feet paint and write with his mouth. This aroused my emulation and tried myself to trace my name by holding in my mouth pencil. The re- suit at the very start was sastonishingly like my handwriting, though of course it was much more hesitating and un- connected. l have also written with other parts of my body, as for instance with pencil held tightly in the closed elbow or the knee joint, or between my chin and breast or fastened to my head. From all these po- sitions obtain defective but legible writing which has the characteristics of my handwriting. So it seems to me evident beyond doubt that the char acteristics of handwriting do not arise from peculiarities of the right hand and arm, and as a further proof of this conclusion I will adduce the experi- ence of those who, having lost their right hands, and are obliged to make use of their left. Such persons show very soon remarkable dexterity in writing, going from right to left, while with the right hand they had always proceeded from left to right.
 From all these observations and facts l was led to the conclusion all ready expressed. Individual peculiari- ties of handwriting do not depend on the hand but on the brain, which die tates what shall be written. It there fore follows that not the left hand nor the left or right leg are trained at the same time with the right hand, which alone learns-for they remain notion less-but that the central portions of the brain assigned to them, where are produced the thoughts of the writer and the corresponding command to the nerves to move the muscles in this or that way and no other, are alone trained and practiced. In one word, the motive impulses must be prepared. w. Preyer, in Chautauquan.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
For a Pretty Complexlon.

Complexion is all a matter of diges. tion. Where there is good digestion a beautiful complexion is bound to fol. low. A well-regulated stomach invari. ably proclaims itself in good-loolling face. Skin -whiteners, face washes. creams, grcases and liquid emollients cost far more money than sour grapes and are nothing like as remedial Plums, black berries, white and rec grapes, peaches and oranges are among the table fruits, and it is difficult tt say which is the best for a pretty com plexion. If the skin is kept fresh ant the diet is laxative the face will bt good to look upon IN. Y. World.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
Common Sense

Is a somewhat rare possession. Show that you have share of it by refraining from violent purgatives and drastic cathartics when you are constipated, and by relaxing your bowels gently, not violently, with Hos tetters Stomach Bitters, wholesome, thor ough aperient and tonic This world famous medicine conquers dyspepsia, malaria, liver complaint, kidney and bladder trouble and and is admirably adapted for the feeble and convalescent.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1894-09-27
Where the Knee Grows.

Say, old man, suppose that you should fall and break your knee-cap, where would you go for new knee?
 What a senseless question! Every one knows that when the knee-cap, or, more properly speaking, the patella, is broken it is practically impossible to mend it.'
 Nonsense; you would go to Africa"
 'Why to Africa?"
 Because that is where the negroes. Brooklyn Life.