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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

Last year Australia and the Argen-
tine Republic exported 3,s73,01 pounds
of frozen meat to Europe.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
A Fitting Reception.

Mrs. Suburb--Dora. Dora! \
Daughter-Yes, ma.
Mrs. Suburb-Run to the piano and
play, "IIail to the Chief" Here comes
the new girl.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

Only trial OF Piso's Cure for Consumption
IS needed TO convince you that 1t is good
remedy for Coughs, Asthma aud Bronchitis.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

Goes Cough Balsam
Is the Oldest and best. II will break up Cold quick.
err than else. It Is always reliable Try IT.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

More than 1000, 900 dogs are eaten
by Cinnamon every year
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
tn. Madam NJotbsr

There are 5000 women engaged in
farming in the United States.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

The art of brickmaling has adj
vanccd more during the last few years
than any other industry.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

Old LadyA-Thcn won't you please do
your swearing in it.-New York
Weekly
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

Hobson (wearily). --Dobson. do you
know where ! can go for an outing for
an afternoon?
Dobson. Take run down to
the races. A person can be more out
down there than any place know of.
Puck.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

New Hampshire mills turn out 800,
600 yards of cotton cloth daily.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
Angels Not Demons.

She-Doesn't football make demons
of men?
He-No; it frequently makes angels
of them, though. -Yonkers Statesman
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
Not His.

Little Boy-Perl<ins, our new coach
man, says England is his mother coun-
try. Is it yours, too.
Gardcner-No, be jabers. it's moy
shtepmother country.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

Crowded New York, with II, 900 fac
tories, is like hive Of industry.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

s'Hanson's Magic Corn Salvs."
Warranted To cure money refunded Ask your
druggist for Il. Price IS cents
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
A Reasonable Rcuncst.

Old Lady-Beg pardon for interrupt
ing. but do you speak any language
besides English?
Teamster with ballly horse)-I do,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

Holland is the land of fairness, wind
mills. dykes. canals and cheese.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO,
t.nxa IAf.NIv ID.

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he Is
the senior partner Of the firm of +. j. CHE
NEY 4 Co, doing business in the City OF
Toledo, County and State aforesaid. and
that said firm vii! pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of Catarrh that can not he cured by
the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9TH day Of December, A. d.
lSS6
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
Going to California:

The burlington route is the only
railway running personally con
Quoted" excursions via Denver to Colo
RADIO Springs. Salt Lake, Ogden, Sacra-
mcnto, San Francisco, stockton. Mcr-
ced, Fresno, Bakersfield and Los
Angeles at the lowest rates. Pullman
tourist sleeping car through without
change.
Leave Chicago every Wednesday.
Write or call on +. a. Grady, excursion
manager, I'll Clark street, Chicago. q
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

district Judge. and is regarded as
very able iuris;. He i - brother of
cN Mayor Noonan Of 81 Louis
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

II the Baby Is Cutting Teeth.
he and that old and wclltricd remedy, MRs
wIxsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

trict. having been elected in II strong
democratic district. He j. Il highly re-
spccted member of society. and is
president of the MiddlcscN assurance
COMPANY.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.

n. W. ULEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for testimon-
ials, free. +. j. CHENEY & CO,
Toledo, o.
to Sold by Druggists. 15c.
Halls Family Pills, 35c
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15

W. N. Y. CHICAGO. voL.Ix. No.so.
When Answering Advertisements. Kindly
Mention this Paper.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1894-12-15
His Own Talent.

/. I've got the toothachc."
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1894-09-01
IN Tn Washington.

Three years ago, the only aut .rsnare din IN
~ the virginia battleields was prepaaSlua (,
tn the War for the safefy be
Ohio Railway Co. 1t can WIN ite srss map
serted n sbH. it a 1ns so %0s great DE de-
ever Puo, ,Sa f;rst edition that 100000 were
.Oon re but it been eUt
s al Washington in August and snD M oa
to G. B Ryan, AssistaT9 1c Sensio o. In con
Agent, =; y II the man is also description o.
nsct sap wi'a and e varied scenery Of the VIZ
s geias and the delightful Mountain a well
sshnre Resorts along the 9. q u, as won .
a sketch of the battlefields'
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KNOWLEDGE

Rr;ncs comfort and improvement ana
tends TO personal enjoyment. when
TIGHTLY used. The many, who i've pet
ter than others and enjoy life more, WIN
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best prod,,uc.s 70
the needs of physical being, Will attes.
the value to health of the pure liquid
Laxative principles embraced In ti'e
remedy, Syrup Of Figs. ..,+;nr
It's excellence is due to its presenting
IN the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive :: effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches ana ieyers
and permanently curing constipation:
Il has given satisfaction to millions ane
met with the approval OF the medlca
profession, because it acts on the hiu
news. Liver and Bowels without weak
euing them and it is perfectly tree HOE
every Objectionable substance. -
syrup of Figs is for sale by all drue
rists in soc and 81 bottles, but 1t Is mar
fractured by the California Fig Syru
Co. only. whose name is printed on ever
package, also the name, Syrup OF ".
and being well informed. you WIN ~
accept any substitute if offered
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pHoNooRApH AS A PROMOTER
IT Is Used In the South Seas TO Yam nc
rruits Among the Natives

II Ia Used In tho South Seas to Cam re
I. eruits Among the Natives
When one of'the Australian squadron
was patrolling the South seas iateiy
she came up with. sailing vessel, ana
one of her officers boarded the stran,
ger. She proved to be colonial cral'
engaged in recruiting Kanakas Tor tne
Queensland plantations On board the
naval officer noticed aphonograph- lie
was told that before the vessel left
Queensland the captain visited some Vi
the sugar plantations where oou'h ''ea
islanders are employed.
He took a camera and phonograpl
o,5 tben he went into the business OF
nbotorraphing groups of natives on the
rl.ntations. also taking individual PIC
tures of well-lxnown natives from the
New Hebrides, and others from the ooi-
. ONION group. Edison's invention was
then brought into service, the best
known of the natives. especially those
who have relatives and friends IN the
islands. being asked to speak into the
, monograph anything they would IKE
: to tell their friends. Large numbers
! of these Photographed letters were pro,
> eured. giving accounts OF what sort OF
life the Kanakas We're having on the
plantations and any other news tnal
would interest the '.old folks at home
, nj tIallicollc. Afnbrym, San Christoyai
:. Malaita and other islands.
: After securing good supply the IN
!, oenious shipmaster sailed for the Isl
ands and when last seen was astonish
- ino the natives. Many OF the photo
oraphs he had'transferred to glass 10
- nsa with the limeglass, and with tn
:, nhotocraphs and the phonograph n
was in a position to give such an oeula
axbibition of life on plantation tina
f.;rlu changed the native doubts INT
al -, enthusiastic desire to emigrate. NJ
VS. was this all. At the 1imelight sho
rn he could produee full-sized picture
On absent friend, native who wi
ed an aose' a. ;slard in which II
shipmaster happened to be, and 10 u
yer amazement of his duslly audience wou
les make him speak words of greeting fro
er. his plantation home in Bundaberg--o
III thousand miles away
ne If any misgivings were felt Del,
uOe the monograph was produced that
ten witehed machine dispelled them
making the limelight figure of tn
tor friend address the natives In their o
es tongue. and in the same voice u
alns lxnew so well when he dwelt amo
rice them. Needless to say. the phonogra
him has nroved valuable recruiting acc
rult sorv.-Sviney Mail.
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largest reported yields were, we De-
lieye about 154 bushels of shelled corn
per acre. 1t was western corh' anu
would not hold out weight 90 pounus
her bushel. as does well-ripened fllhs
corn. It is probable that some Oh inc
Dant varieties of corn will give the
largest yields per acre ei'hel
bushel or by weight, but their s
is coarser and not SO good as Is 'na' ~
eastern Flint varieties. Neither Wiz
! the Dent corn. do so well on mo e'era'e
/ lv fertile soil as will the yellow VI
white F1ints. Unless soil and season
are both very favorable much OF 'he
Dent corn will not be fully ripened. III
i for this reason that poor seed Is 80
common at the west ana so raio
In the east. The Dent corn
ooh is thicker and usually never ories
ont till the corn is frozen AS the cni'
or germ is inbedded in the damp CO..
: its vitality is pretty sure to DE ihJulea
The distance apart between 'he io~,
? of corn depends on the kind grow az
{ on the richness of the soil. we nav
L crown very large crops with MUS 'n.e.
: feet anart each way of the yellow nlh'
i eight-roved corn, allowing only three
Il stalks in a hill. Dent corn grown 80
tb;cl,lv rs this will not produce as many
It ears as II would at distance OF three
1t and a half feet each way. But .he
way 70 get the largest yield Is douot
IS less to drill the seed, applying SONS
c. NITROGEN and fertilizer with eh'
1t seed. and cultivating the crol
II with a harrow before the gram Is up
e and after until it is sixinches IN helgh'
~ This makes the corn in drills ABOUT -, .
ne aasv tn care for as if it were IN hiiii
es Iarro,vino the corn will not pull GU
na NV olants if the surface Is free 1roi
IL "a ana stone. 1t cultivates the SO
he -, tbe hill stands, as it is lmpo
so s;b1a to do with a cultivator, and II XII
a' all the small annual weeds In the M
us which lessen the crop where manu- no
es inc is not practiced. So eftectiVe
l IL This work that we should advise ma
Oh ro,v;ng the corn. thought be planted
ma bi1s A single stalk may be cut out
tie tba bil Init it is hardly possible I
oW the entire hill to be taken OUT unies'
ese sod or stone has become bound III
harrow teeth.
When the corn Is put III oIii'
nen cutting out of occasional stalks m S
oac- often improves the grain yield IN
irn decreases it. 1t is very rarely that SC
l !. + is put in thinly enough; When M
!; II Giants come ND twelve to fifteen incl
TOP, apart they look very thin, but tni
VIII Tho distance in the row which gives
the largest yields of grain As usua
r, IL .rro,vn the ears ON drilled corn are
II. 90 LARGE as those on corn grown IN
on hill This makes greater labor
j be mn ,d if the crop is very I'll
is is husAi lls;,, ,,e =. GOOD many stalks
item .neis n Is mistake tryin,
De grow corn thus, for the barren sta.
IN not so good even for fodder as
81 oe which has ripened its grain Amer
Cultivator.
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E,eEs,DE FRAGMENTS.

-parsnip Fritters.-To half ooIen
boiled. mashed parsnips OF medium -
add two tablespoonfuls OF nour, wv
eggs and little pepper and sait' roin
into small cakes and fry to DROWN -
a little hot suet or in butter. a
-F;llino.-Grate one-half pound Oh
chocolate, pour ON it one-hali pm
| boiling milk, stir well, ana aou ono
egg beaten with Il cup of sugar iaso
With vanilla. When both cake anu
| filing are cold put the filling between
the LAYERS of cake.-Boston Budget
Lima Bean Salad.-Bon pint Oh
lima beans till tender, drain, put them
in bowl with large boiled poOaOo,
cut in pieces. chop stalk of celery anu
snr;nkle ON the top, pour over the dress
mo and set in a cool place till served
Ohio Farmer.
Cream Shortcake.- large cup
ful thin sour cream, one-halt ueasPoo.n
ful soda. same of salt; Sur IN "hne
soamino enough -four to roll, and put
ter literally while hot Use eltnef
reaches or Valencia oranges sliced thln-
must with sugar and serve.-Country
Gentleman.
-Gooseberry Fo ol.-Four cups goose
,, berries: four eggs; two cups water oiiI
cun smear: one tablespoonful butter
: Ton and tail the berries, put them
with the water, in porcelain-nne,,
a saucepan. and stew until tenoer'
= them through colander; ada 70 '"el'
r the butter and the yolks OF 'he es :
p beaten light with the sugar; return ,, '
D. the fire. and cook five minutes VINE
~ cool. turn into a glass dish, and hea
>. On the fruit a meringue made by pea
Ut inc the whites of the eggs stlf VII
m three tablespoonfuls of powdered suga
=. -Harper's Bazaar.
IL Cabbage Lettuce with uravy :.
lls Wash carefully two heads OF lettuc
~ Throw into boiling water and COOK n
'e minutes. Drain. sprinkle with salt al
-. pepper, and put in saucepan WIN y
= quart of cold water, one pound Oh ie'
beef. one onion, blade OF mace, anu "
20 gently one hour. Lift from the WAY
~ with a SKINNER and arrange on :
y Matter. Rub together until smoo
TIC one tablespoon each of butter and no.
Ro;1 the stock in which the lettuce Y
'ne cooked until reduced to one pint.
ois In the -four and butter until II %
Strain over the lettuce and serve
eco st with squares of toasted bread--ho'
hes keeper.
-PiclSelette.-Four large, crisp
= .,,s bages and quart of onions all enop
.lIr fine. Two quarts of vinegar or eho'
to cover the cabbage, two pounos
W. w. brown sugar, two tablespoonfuls c
of ground mustard, black pepper
II namon, tumeric and celery seeo'
1T tablespoonful each of allsplce' Il
." and pulverized alum. Pack the caol
= and onions in alternate layers WI
-. ~ little salt between them. Let !.
.nas stand until next day. Then scald
' - vinegar, sugar and spices togetnei
pour over the cabbage and onions
this three mornings in succession.
the fourth put all together over q :,
rl N. and heat t9a boil. Let them e1'i
mix minutes When cold pack IN small
apple -Woman's Home Journal.
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1ss Pages for 5 Stamps.

A copy of "Health and Pleasure lone; on Am KS
ica's Greatest Railroad" con.aii a,,d Se.
pages with over 800 illustrations rat 3nSr anu finest
scription Of more than ayo1 VII; SHu be sent to
oOok aS a. r free. postpaid receipt OF nve
any a no,,t stamps. by GEORGE II; DASiELs,
General Passenger Agent, Grand Cen'fa'
Station, New York.
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GROWING CORN. :


4. Is JmpossibIe to Have the soh 100 ro'
tile for the Cereal.
The comparative yield OF corn 10
better measure of good or bad farming
than any other crop that grows: IL .
the crop above all others which oe
TIGHTS in rich soil. 1t is lmposslpie VI
have corn ground too fertile or III 700
mellow n filth, though where the son
i npclxv and full of vegetable matter
some mineral fertilizer, phosphate or
potash. is needed to give the STALKS
strength in proportion to their size ana
weight. and prevent their prostration
in heavy winds. For this reason .,le
common practice of top-dressing ons
corn after planting witt q little wooo
ashes on each hin is gooo one.
II is true. the potash in caustlc WOO.
aches can not be at once directly avail
able for the young plants. Inc corr
docs not need the potash at TINS carr.
ner;od of its growth. But when sprini
ra;ps leach the ashes. and thus orlni
notash in contact with the vegetaniei !
the soil, it greatly helps It's deeohpos
tion. This gives both warmth ana
additional supply of nitrogen, when
inst what the young corn plant heeo
AZ fast as the nitrogen is formed
,,n;tes with the poison, which Is the
no longer caustic, but nitrate al
one of the most stimulating OF m
u,res Thus to certain extent in dres
inc Of wood-ashes on land which co
tains much vegetable matter Is as go'
asan application of stable-manure'
How large corn crops can he grow
ON GOOD land with a good season? /
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1894-09-01
1n the ffteenth century book o.

in the fifteenth century book Oh
deyotions for wealthy English nopie-
man was copied by one man. haa .he
rubrics supplied by a seconu' .n'
initials painted by third the orna .
mental borders by fourth, was sent
to a miniaturist of Flanders to be 1ur-
tber ornamented. No less than TOUR
teen hands were employed in its manu-
| facture.
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Ry Violence

4. ,ccornlished in this civiIized era,
Little els; = the gentle laxative, Hostetters
put VIII Filters. the bowels are rehevea
S S5bUns abruptness or subsequent weaken
ing, , Dy and kidney trouble yield to TINS
reliable curative, foremost also S am9gs
Migrants and recommenaeu; a ~ and nd he CON
Give this medicine 1alr triai ""o
WINGED.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1894-09-01

Tony ITO eccentric man)-''What are you
doing with that box.'' Popperkaq-
to make wagon of it." IooyM ,aMn net9 +
~ ronr head IN. Y Journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1894-09-01
One-Sided.

goclssby-If you looked at life square
: Won xould't be so pessimistic. 1t Is
4 great game of give and take
Dedbroke- it is; but the
t.ouble seems to be that have never
hesn one of the takers.
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HERE AND THERE.

In governments made by tne AZ
sos exneriment station Bordeaux mix
tnre nroved the best preventive OF apple
scab.
Some recent Neutrality-suspicious. that
.ba sweetness and fragrance OF the very
bas+ butter is due to certain benehcehI
snecies of bacteria
A strawberry grower says tnas .n'
frst plant that forms upon straw
| berry runner is the best, ana shouio DC
! selected for transplanting
! IF Won keep your milk and cream III
tho cellar along with turnips, potatoes
and rotten pumpkins, and have no
other place to keep milk and cream
sell your cows
in nearly all cases three feeds
dow is AN that a COW can eat and digest
e and giving her more than inns Is USUAL
n w more or less of waste.
S ows may differ in the quality OF
k the milk they give, and different foods
v r,.- tend to produce richer or poorer
milk. but it all can be pure.
If In Germany experiments made IN
n ..onn;nc~ and "suckering tobacco
lie ,1ants showed that the size OF the
,,lants were increased by the practice
IN t-b;le the weight and quality OF th'
n leaves were also improved
In During the very warm days TN
IN ,aams should be used early IN the morn
nd ;ng so as to allow at least two hour
On Co.. ,est at noon More work will
it. secured bv SO doing than by shortenin
&C. the noon rest.
use There is no reason why ever
farmer should not keep bees Hone
nc- costs nothing, and is valuable pr
nut duet. considering the price 1t usual
nd hr;nos. in comparison with the s1na
, it ,,snse incurred in it's production
= Manurcs from animals differ, Il
Quality depending upon the feed iro
which it is obtained. 1t Is best pf
q served by the use of plenty OF a
fer sorbent material, especially to preve
loss of the liquid portions
S a A dairy writer says that you II
ing hotter begin dairying with two co
t is and strong desire to thoroughly lea
de- the business than with ten cows ane
e to confident feeling that you can succt
too as we'll as old hands in the business
soil III l. estimated that the sunfioy
ter ,lant draws from the soil and exha
or :, twelve hours twelve ounces OF wal
alks The nerves are all connected with II
and ,,eetly or by the spinal marrow.
tion - Nth their branches and min
the notifications, probably exceed
the million in number.
wood ,,rlxe. always exists
.ha hest. When tie farmer produc
WOO better article than the market cont
wall he viii not only secure good ?
corn therefor. but the market will seek
early the next season. The amount OF
pring and vegetables, butter, cheese and
oring animals shipped to the large clt'
PIE III enormous, and prices fall because
iposr articles can not be sold.
~ - The solubility of manure IS
- ~, most important point connected
"a = It. 1t can never ~@come soluoie
ieu Il has decomposed. and when a
M mass of coarse. bulky materia
: o. snread on the land the farmer
A have to wait until it becomes n
!. - -, nlant food before his crops derive
i - benefit from such. Commercial
sooo ;zars are sold as much upon their
e,.on antee of solubility as upon the
3 The food contained.
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PREPARED FOR AN EMERGENCY

Vidow-Arrah, an is it yerseit' 70
l;ce,nan Murphy, ! dunno?
Policeman-It is that same Dy IN,
token. I've got orders to go down an
.rrast two Numbers of the shlaugnter
house gangl-Life.
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81 UNDERSTAND now said aI gu ,sis az abe
fashionable resort why they caln ' t;nn ING
Overlook House Unless y you m,s are en-,
. ~. overlooked. ''-Richmond Dlspatcn.
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.pr great trouble bout ccn S.s,s nnnn.
remarked Uncle Eben, lam DAT mn! tiS;n,
sible ter show ez much .rignan, Kiln, ii ,bout
r oSa Weigh S bors. Wv ashington Star.
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wiling to Learn.

Little JOHNNY think Tommy Dodd
wouldn't have so many accidents on his
h;cvcle if he'd go slow instead-
Mother-Say go slowly.
Little Johnny-Yes'm-ir he go
slowly instead of fastly.-siood News.
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She Didn't Scare.

Marshall-What the mischief is 'ne
matter with you, Raymond; been held
mn by some highwaymen or have you
been in a railway disaster?
Raymond-Well, / can't say | nave
done either. Last night Just nio un'
der the bed to scare my wife.-Life-
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An improvement.

s,vd;r-Hullo, Flyjig; how arc your
Fiviig-rm not myself at all
SlvS, Really? Let me congra'u'
.ota WON. Y. World
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MRs. ISSrr-'Grace, are you sure Nj I,
Huggard loves you for yourself aones
Grace limit 81 am sure on IT, n1aa any
W., !, :, else come into the room. PUCK
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The Ups and Downs of Life.

Full to o'erfiowing is my cup;
I'm surely under fortune $ iroWh'
The bank that held my funas Wen' Op'
NY stocks have all gone down, ,,,r,a
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anUpsolved Mystery.

sbe-r would like to know why you
married me, anyhow
He-That's what I've been trying i0'
- r..rs To find out.-Texas Siftlngs'
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aHrr am err fack," said Uncle E6en, ~ .o :,
IL ain, no use ter worry But nis a IN Ia, er
m iaun d 81 IL aim no use ter worry "-Wasn-
ington Star.