The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-04-28

An hunger fur 'em, you reprobate.
IL saryes you right
To be In this plight
Staryin'. M can't git cussed bite.
An thar il Is, jest stacks OF IL too.
The best the market affords, an you
A-iamishin'. darn you,
Well. it'll Farm you
To let well enough alone, you duffer,
O, darn you, suffer.
"Look at that turkey, roasted brown,
Don't you wish you could swaller down
About the half of IL? See them pies,
Food fur a angel from Paradise,
youa-starvin' you chump.
Look ut that roast 'at'd tempt king,
Look at the steaks, look at everything,
An then. you bloody sucker, may
inquire
IL from the hearth-stono into the fire
You'll make another jump?
"Wa'n't satisfied, you Unstable cub,
Plenty o. work an plenty o. grub,
Mines a-runnin' by night an day,
Every thing comm right your way,
Best o. clothes ON your cusSed back,
An had to fly the Republican, track,
Stumped the whole range,
Squealed fur change.
Made your speeches in every camp,
Dimycrnt o. the meanest stamp,
Travelled oil over in sun an storm,
Howlin' for Cleveland an reform,
That's what you did,
You overgrown kid.
Howledlikea wolf fura change. dod rot it,,
An cuss you, you got IL.
"Kep the air unusually warm,
YclIin' Reiorml Reiormll Reiormll!
Said Republicans ali was thieves,
Fet'nin' on spoils Ike stalled beeves,
crowdn' the land to the 'tnrnal dogs,
Swampin' her down in ruins boys,
Wreckin' the good oil ship o state,
Rnisin' oil Nick at lightnin' rate,
You darn Gossage,
You skin OF sausage,
You talked that way, you cusAed fool,
Tried TO teach Dimycrat school,
Dishcd up lies I'd stop a clock,
Blinded the miners with free trade talk,
Told EN- silvcr'd bulge ahead,
Gold be wuthless as so much lead,
Pay'd be doubled in every mine
Holy Gosh, but you spun IL fine;
Started the boys on wild stampede
You, you OF buck. takin' the lead
Over the fence, got the gang 10 jump;
Look atyounow, you chump!
"Did you ketcli Whit,
You burned oil stiIf
o. thcgood things a-cookin' back in thnr'
Wen that Teller swung the door ajar2
Did You smell the cabbage and luscious
heel
That could durn soon make you LET out
the reef
You TUX IN your brecchcs wen you found
Yourself 40 thin they'd go twice around.
Did you smell il, say,
You free trade jay?
Well, smell IL ag'in. | wish TO the Lord
You was chained right here TO an iron rod
with your nose 50 cluss TO the door
you'd git
A sniff every time they open ";
Stay here til your stomach was shrunk
until
'T'd strain IL to chamber liver pill,
Jest sn,cllin' an yearnin' by day an
night,
An never gettin' n cussed bite
I'd sarye you right
Every paper you pick up, tells
o. Cleveland hcndin' u gnng % swels,
An goin' a.Hshin', hut you can bet
II I've hobs iii doomsdny. he'll never get
Az betty ketch M that he took
Wen the bug o reform was on his hook
Nnry game fish could lie show,
Just cranky suckers 'nt didn't know
Enough Go stay in Projections pool,
Whar' the water WAS allus clear an cool,
An you was one Of 'cln too. you chump
One o. the suckers at had TO jump
At the pizcn bug at you thought was
good
Enough Tor sorehend Republican food
You swallered IL, too,
An the next thing, you
Was a-noppin' round on the sandy bank
With the hook Ia your gila, you neasly
crank
swat arc you gettin' fur all you done7
watts the result o. the IIehi you won2
Mills al idle an mines shct down,
- a.erosin' ~ every town,
l..fio On exerv hand.