The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1894-11-25

A RED APPLE.
| zee me, and I sent word to him that /
was then on the operating table in such
] position that could see no one, while
an elderly surgeon was engaged in re-
moving a porous plaster received dur
| ing the war.
| was not serious in saying this, but
unfortunately have the reputation for
absolute veracity and seriousness, so
that the statement got into the papers
as bona fide and caused American secur-
tiles to go down two points in one day.
like it here very much.
SATURDAY little cripple
boy named Charlie comes afternoons to
play with me. We have a set of build
ing blocks and can make most every
thing.
Yesterday the Chicago Ladies' Socie-
ty For the Prevention Of Good came to
pie.
The lady who kissed me was the vice
president of the society and hurt me
when she strained me against her breast
pin. / hate a woman who cannot con-
troll herself that way.
went and took dose of medicine
to take the taste out of my mouth.
Tomorrow we have an operation here
in my ward. A large lady from La Sale
will be removed from Hungarian tu-.
NOR.
The medical students will be here
and see the operation. The best student
for 1894 who has been neither absent.
nor tardy will get the tumor.
/ have to diet very closely, or l may
gradually have a diabetic tendency. l
get slice of toast every day and a Their
mometer.
The rules are very strict. Patients are
requested not to die in the house.
Some of the nursegirls are perfectly
lovely. They are very pretty and kind
hearted. l like to have one of them hold
me up in my little cot while 1 am drink
ing my koumiss at night.
SUNDAY, 3 P. M-An analysis to-
day shows more casts, fibrin, gelatin
and some zinc and copper. The chem
list also discovers that in 1858 l fell
from an apple tree and tore my panties
IN two places He also says that will
be unhappy with my third wife She
will be unhappy also.
Last evening we had a concert and
operation 1T the hospital Yesterday
afternoon the North Side Ladies' Socie-
~ For the Prevention of Good paid us
visit l crawled under the covers and
remained in a rigid attitude, giving
them sort of stiff, as a partially idiotic
friend of mine said afterward.
The general secretary spoke as she
passed by something about kissing
him for his mother, but as she started
10 raise the sheet from MY face | bit
her little in sportive mood, and she
gave shrill and echoing scream. do
not mind being an invalid, but charita-
bic societies must not press me TO their
bosoms 1t hurts
| heard a smile the other day that
was not half bad, as Matthew Arnold
used 10 say TO me. 1t was made by
temperance lecturer, too. which makes
one wonder where he got it, for a man
who is strictly temperate has to Skin
mish pretty hard for anything Of that
kind John B. Cough never acquired
good story after his reformation. il is
said but had 20 use over and over the
witty things he got while he was
naughty man.
This temperance man was lecturIEg
in a Chicago church and paving his re-
kpects ever and anon 10 the saloon keeper.
But, dear friends. - said he, Il do
not hate the saloon keeper personally.
He Is = man and brother II is not the
personality OF the saloon keeper that |
6enur TO. feel opposed 10 him just as
/ do 10 the bedbug-because don't like
the way he gets his living.
Last week !. !. West Of this city
stepped into a large and prosperous
laundry 10 talk business or politics with
the proprietor and all hands. While he
was standing around the counter with
the air Of one who owns what Is in
sight. a timid little man with big
square market basket with dried gore on
the edges, also with a large head Of
Peferlan wnlskers Of a rlch cherry color
and with yarn Rawlings N them. step
ped up and asked in little Punch and
Judy voice:
What Will you charge ME 10 wash
and do up a ehiid's dreSS:''
Well, vas the reply. II couldn't
do Ii short of 30 cents and make any
thing ont % II -
But that's too much. amt III" ask
ed the other, with cough
Well. possibly Il i. said Colonel
West. 'bu, | cant seem 20 do IL foZ less
and make anything ont CT IL You see,
INST doing ons that vav ! dons rsaliv