Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1894-06-08
HUM0R OF THE DAY.

Asummer hit--Slapping mosquito.
Boston Courier.
A still alarm" "The revenue officers
are coming. Truth.
The only really true and steadfast
love is love of self.-Hallo.
Every bird pleases us with its lay
especially the hen.-Grip.
A masked ball A lem onade with
stick in it. it.-Philadelphia Record.
Don't talk too mrch. A stiff lower
jaw is as useful as a stiff upper lip
Puck.
Some people are never at home un-
Til they are away from home. -Atchi-
son Globe.
beetle can draw twenty times its
own weight So can mustard plas-
ter. Texas Siftings
You will notice that the man who
is spoken of as superior to clothes
wears mighty poor clothes Puck.
Nothing is easier to understand than
how we shouldn't have made the mis-
takes we have seen other people make.
Puck.
The man who is willing to wait for
something to turn up is usually too
blind to see it when it comes along.
Puck.
Oddly enough the homeliest of old
maids are generally girls who were
matchless in their youth. Buffalo
Courier.
Uncle George -"Are you good Mt
guessing?" Little Dick-"Yes, in
deed. I'm head in the spelling class" F"
Good News.
He--"My love will have no ending,
dear. She-"tow, l say, George,
aren't you going to marry me, after
all ?"--Tid-Bits.
The long-cut overcoat has proved
To him the best OF boons I
Since underneath it he can wear
His baggy pantaloons.
New York Herald.
Musical composers should have no
trouble about proposing to their
sweethearts; they are used to making
overtures Philadelphia Record
An offer to bet is not an argument,
but 1t frequently has the effect of ST.
lencing your opponent and increasing
his respect for your position
Puck.
"H'm u said the burglar after no
had found that the safe was empty,
''this thing lacks whole lot of what
it was cracked up to be. Indianap.
oils Journal.
Twickenham-"How is your daugh-
ter's French tutor getting ON with
her?" Bilter--"Very nicely, He has
got so he can speak English first rate"
Brooklyn Life.
81 wopder what makes Highly so nm.
POPULAR" "a give it up, but it's
fact. Why, that man is 50 disliked
that he can't oven get n bite when he
goes fishing. indianapolis journal.
Nature ahhors a vacuum,
And art plattude.
And this Is mighty hard upoa
The gentle, harmless dude
Boston Transcript.
My son, if you are flush, associate
with the well-to-do, for they are not
likely TO borrow; but if you are broke
keep on good terms with the poor. for
they are more willing to lend.
Puck.
You beat Us, said the defeated
yaehtsman, "because you caught tho
breeze before We did. CHATS be.
cause We watched tor it with baited
breath, " replied the victor r Chicago
Tribune.
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'beeause they KIN the poor httlo
sheep, Eaie. Eae .after pause
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