Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1894-09-20

~ should like to be excused, your hon
or" said man who had been summoned
on the jury.
"What fort"
II owe man $40 and wish to hunt him
up and pay it."
"Do you mean to tell the Court that
you would hunt up a man to pay a bill
instead of waiting for him to hunt you
upf"
eyes, your honor"
"You are excused. l don't want any
man on the jury that will lie like that"
Livery stable keepers should alws.s
keep Arnica q Oil Einimen; in the stabay
nothing like it for horses.
Folks are having their gold coined at
a rapid rate just now. Nearly eight mil
lions of dollars worth of the yellow stuff
was duly stamped during the month of
August, while but 1916, 900 of silver was
coined.
Drunkenness, the Liquor Habit, Pos
Ively Cured by administering DR..
Haines Golden Specific"
1t IS manufactured as powder, which
can be given in glass of beer, a cup of
coffee OF tea, or in food, without the know
ledge of the patient. 1t is absolutely
harmless. and will affect a permanent and
speedy cure, whether the patient is mod
crate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. 1t has
been given in thousands of cases, and in
every instance a perfect cure has followed.
1t never fails. The system once impregnat-
ed with the Specific, it becomes an utter
impossibilty for the liquor appetite to ex-
particulars free. Address, Golden Specific
Co., 1876 Race St.. CINCINNATI O.
The man who wants but little here be-
low is seldom disappointed.
No, Maude. dear, veterinary surgeons
are not those who served in the war.
The latest slang expression of con-
tempt is: you're losing your center
board"
Heart Disease Reliered in 80 Minutes.
DR.. Agnew's Cure for the Heart gives
perfect relief in all cases of Organic or
Sympathetic Heat Disease in 80 minutes,
and speedily effects cure. Ii is peer
less remedy for Palpitation, Shortness of
Breath, Smothering Spells, Pain in Lett
Side and all symptoms of Diseased Heart.
One dose convinces. Sold by City Phar-
macy.
Drowning Man-Hi, there! Throw me
rope Man on Wharf-not much l
won't; I'm the coroner.
"A Polish woman went over
to Anita, Jefferson Co. lately to assist in
celebratin a wedding. Considerable beer
was used in the ceremonies end some of
the folks became hilarious. The Polish
woman is question was especially affected,
and she cut up such mad pranks that the
others became disgusted, and three police
men put her in wagon, hauled her out OF
town, and told her to make her escape.
Her only artical of wearing apparel at
that time was a chinese, and in that
scant habiliment she walked back to Anita
and through the town to her friends
abode.
-Arnica d Oil Liniment is equally good
for man and beast. 25 and 80 cents per
bottle.
The bronze gates erected at the main
entrance of Trinity Church by William ID.
Astor in memory of his father, John J.
Astor, are in place. The doors at the
side entrances, also part of the memorial,
have been in use for several months. 1t
has taken nearly three years to complete
the entire set of doors, and the cost has
been about 100000
For a mild cathartic and efficient ton
ic, use Boxter's Mandrake Bitters. Every
bottle warranted.
On territory about the area of Mon
tana, Japan supports 100000, 900 people in
comparative comfort. Reckoning our own
area at twenty four times that of Japan,
this country at that rate would support
960, ,0O0, 900 people.
Horses succumb to cold quicker than
any other animal
Consumption surely Cureo.
Fc Ta- SDrroR:- Please inform your readers
that nave = positive remedy for the above-named
disease. B: 5 timely use thousands of hopeless
cases have n n permanently cured. Ishall be glad
to send two zostles of my remedy FREE to any of
your readers T5o have consumption IL they will
send me theil Express and p. o. address. Respect
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