The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-07-22
HINTS TO YOUNG aRooms.
How to Behave Both Before and Afte
Marriage.

From the San Francisco Examiner.
When you tie your necktie arrange it
so that by no possibility it can crafty
an unruly ambition to climb over your
ears.
If any of the brides former admirers
wish to kiss her do not OBJ ject You may
want to borrow money from them later
on. ",l
If the brides fathet1gives. her al check
for wedding present get it cashed be-
fore the wedding if possible. Delays of
this sort are dangerous.
Before the ceremony takes place do not
indulge in q single cocktail. 1t will only
excite you without producing the desired
effect. Take two.
Be sure that the soles of your shoes
are blackened. Then when you kueel they
will not stand out in bold relief like the
headlight of an engine.
Should you give a bachelor supper to
the best man and ushers arrange to have
it at least one week beforehand This
will give you all time to recover.
When the important moment arrives
don't get nervous and imagine that every
one is looking at you. You are a small
factor Remember that this is her day.
Do not write on the hotel register
John Smith and lady" If you happen
to wear pants your wife is lady"
otherwise she is simply your wife or Mrs.
Smith ~5-
When you are on your wedding trip do
not make the mistake of giving your bride
a 500 bill at the first opportunity. Prece-
dents of this sort are extremely hard to
break
If you notice peculiar look on the min
isters face as he bids you goodb call the
best man TO Your side at once. He may
have forgotten something and the minis
ter has to live.
When'you respond don't feel OBLIGED to
let out your voice like newsboy halloing
an extra. Neither mumble as ii you had
hot potato in your mouth, but let your
utterance be distinct, so that it can be
heard across an ordinary room.
Unless you and your best man can think
of something better leave your silk hats
in your carriage before you enter the
church. If you do not find them on your
return, remember that the driver has
sons as old as yourself who move in the
best circles.
When you are walking down the aisle
after the ceremony don't feel that you
have got to smile. A smile at this time
is usually nothing more than hopeless
smirk On the other hand, don't look as
solemn as an owl or frightened to death.
Try to feel natural, and you will look so.
And don't hurry. The spectacle of a
frlghteu groom, who walks down the
aisle about six inches ahead of the bride,
VINO has to tug at his arm to keep him
from getting loose and breaking into a
dead run, is one of the most trying scenes
on reLo ord.
If a quantity of rice falls from the brim
OF your hat when YOU get into the parlor
car DO not look sheepish or disconnected.
Others have been there before you.
Merely brush it carelessly away. and,
after brief interval, excuse yourself and
go into the smoking car where you can
swear under your breath at your leisure
When you stand up with your bride to
receive, do not in short conversations
with the guest mention the number and
value of your wedding presents. or how
much they would bring at a general auc-
ton You have, of course, figured all
this up the night be ore, but in matters
of this sort it is considered in better taste
to remain silent.
Forget that you have any hands, ex-
cept at the precise moment when you
take the wedding ring. Then let the best
man place 1t in your palm, as you are not
so apt to drop it. TO dron a wedding
ring at the fatal moment, and sprawl
around on your hands and knees at the
loot OF the altar looking for ii will be too
much OF strain on the congregation.
And, lastly, when you have returned
from your wedding trip and meet the
boys at your Office do not tell them, one
anu all, thau Ihere is nothing IKE u, ana
advise them TO lose no time in following
your example Wait until the end of the
first year.
Elijah Bryan Of Nevada Mo. who is now in
his 18Th year, as a youth helped 10 defend the
homes Of the Missouri settlers against the
raids OF Black Hawks warriors.
Mile Paulina OF Holland is probably the
uniesi woman on the planet She Is ID years
Old weighs less than nine pounds, and lacks
four inches OF being "A hlgh as q two foot