Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1894-02-08
Let Us All Laugh.

ALWAYS look dIJer tuiuBS DclOIc
they get by you. Galveston News.
THE good hackman is known by
his carriage. FLORIDA Times Union.
BREWERS should belong to the or
der of Knights of Malta.-Picayune.
ARDENT SPIRITs-Those that kiss
the medium at a seance Texas Stiff
ings.
"NEvER too old to learn" does not
apply to after the Ball. "-Elmira
Gazette.
The neighbours bulldog may teach
a man to lead chased life. Florida
Times-Union.
A DEAF MUTE can scarcely be said
to have pronounced ideas -Phila-
delphia Record.
SNoGsBY = What did old David
Trimble die Of? Bogsby-Of his mi
tials. Exchange.
The man who gets in Office may be
called the master OF the situation
Florida Times Union.
THEATRICAL companies that do the
least walking are those with the most
legs. -EImira Gazette.
For constant cheerfulness the lum-
herman takes the cake; he Is always
clipper. Courier.
JOHNNY, is your father firm
MANI" eyes, nom; when he knows
he's wrong. plain Dealer.
snow, l WANT to give you point"
said the doctor as he prepared to jab
his lancet. Boston Traveller.
SHE-Do you like Wagner's music?
He-Oh, yes, since 1 have become
partially af.-Detro.t Free Press.
GUIDE-Have you seen the Sistine
Chapel? Tourist = Sixteen? Why,
I've seen about fifty of them!-Hallo.
THE cookbook recipe is too often
like the disappointing novel. 1t does
not come out right.-Boston Tran
script.
EVERY woman thinks there should
he law to protect her husband from
paying a bet that he loses.
Globe.
JILsoN says that under the laws
against gambling bookmaker's con-
tracts are not binding. = Buffalo
Courier.
WIFE-What kind of cards do you
think make the best calling cards?
Husband (absent-minded)- Ates.-
Rochester Democrat
IT is comparatively easy to go to a
foreign port but wine experts say
that precious little foreign port comes
to us.-Lowell Courier
CALLER-Has DR.. Killquick many
troublesome cases on hand? Office
Boy-No; his patients never last more
than three or four days.
"BILKEIN's is a strong face, or I'm
no Judge of physiognomy." 1T ought
to be. He and his whole family are
living on it. buffalo Courier.
A KENsINGToN man calls his dog
Traction" because as soon as he let's
him out Of the house he goes tearing
up the street.-Philadelphia Record.
Most people get their grip checked
IL they are going away. Some people
WHO fail to get their grip checked in
time go away never to return. Troy
Press
JINKs-I don't think it looks well
for a minister to wear diamonds.
Filkins-Why not? Aren't there SER
mons in stOnes?-Kate Fields Wash
ington.
Il WONDER what this image repre-
sents?" "The god Of humor, prob
ably. Don't you see that it is full of
little funny cracks?"-Indianapo
Journal.
JINKs-"Don't you believe that
spirits are all moonshine?" Filkins
-"Oh, no; some of them pay inter-
nal revenue taxes. kate Fields
Washington
Il SEE they have founded new
secret order and called it The SUI
preme Tribe of Ben Hur.'" as that
so? Well such an order has never
been heard Of"
Il WONDER how it was discovered
that fish was brain food?" She
Probably by the wonderful stories
that men tell who go fishing. Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
How DID it happen that Miss
Blanche refused you? 1t was under
oUOOu UudU yOu WCIc utT ldNOTIUt!
"The regular way-the favorite did
MT win. "-Tid-B
PROF. LANGLEY's efforts to devise
practical aerial machine are now
being seconded by Prof. Graham Bell,
who is taking flyer that way
Philadelphia Ledger.
STRAwBER-"What have you in
that envelope that you are handling
so carefully?" Singerly-"A live fly.
I've got to catch an early train in
the morning. Judge.
WHENEVER a man fails his wife
tells the public that he was too Soon
scientious" to succeed. What she
tells him in private is sometimes diff
ferent. Globe.
DINwIDDIE = "Bookkeepers and
sleight-of-hand performers have much
In common" Van Braam-"How
SOP" Dinwiddie-"They both flourish
in the ledger domain. "-Plttsburg
Chronicle.
MINKs-What earthly use have you
got for six horses? Winks-Guess
you don't know much about horses,
do you? Minks-N-n-o. Winks-I
keep six so that / will always have
two that won't have anything the