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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1894-04-05

ragged aristocracy and the venal and treach
erous friendship Of the carpet Dagger. Here
they were turned loose and continually in
dted to insult outrage and rob their former
masters one of the haughtest races the
world has ever seen. The white people,
after much endurance, have by revolution
airy methods or Skillful political diplomacy
taken possession of the governments which
belong TO them by immemorial right. They
will keep them and will avert all external
interference.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
.8MaeInNer.

Ser 3auberfiinltler 9ermann bat fei=
nen pieler unertldrli1en YrDbuftipner
neulitb zines Mbenbs i'm Metropplitarl
Spernbaus su Stem Yorf elm neues
3auberftiidben binsugefii9., bas unbe=
greifliber ais ale anbern eri6eint. Sie
8orlelluns bate trob Der Sibe elm rie=
fises pubIifum anseloft, bas fait alle
&dume bes groBen Spernbauies fiillte.
Ser Nettoertras mar gum Befen bes
.6eralo Sree See 6unO" belfimmt uno
fonnten bemlelben llngefdbr $2, 500 5u=
geitellt merben. Sas 3aubertunlfItiif
beitanb barin, Bob cine Mbtbeilnng
8unoesiploaten nit idarfen Patronen
auf profeilOr 9ermann ibOilen unb
oieier ,,oie 9useln auffina". Die
Spannung Der 3ui6auer errei6te ben
Siebererab, als bic Solbaten unter Dem
Commando zines GprpDrals auf Der
8ibne erfbienen. 3uerit muroen nun
bic Rueeln i'm 3ui6auerraum berum=
eerei6t, uno psridieOene Der 9lnipefen=
Den ma6ten fleine Merfsei6en foipphl
on ben Gugeln als au6 an Den 9iilien.
Cine Der feds Sueeln fedte loie in Der
9ulIe uno Die patrone ipllroe oesbalb
bon oem 3auberfiinitler 3uriidselegt,
10 oaB nur 5 &ugeln auf ibn absefeuert
puroen. Damn ipurben Die @eipebre
BON Den Sploaten gelaben, ipel6e auf
elmer i'm 3uidauerraum erri6teten Sri=
biine Yofo fabten, naDreno 6ermann
in Der Mitte Der 8iibne ieine Stellung
einnabm. Sm nG6fen @ugenblife
ipuroe bon Dem &Orporal ,,Seuer"
commanoirt, Die S6iiiie fra6ten unb
Der 3auberfiinitler griff nit Der Sanb
in Der 2uft berum, morauf er flint ab=
9eplattete Gugeln por ii6 nieoer auf
ben SuBboben rotten lieB. Sierauf
tpurben &ugeln unO 5iillen abermals
geSeist unb Die Merfseiben pieber err
tannt. Soienber 8eifaQ belobnte ben
YrofeIior felblfperitdnolib fir oas
Gunititiif, bas er bisber iibrigens nun
3peimal in feiner 2aufbabn ausgefiibrt
bat.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
.Sat ctttcna @eucr

oes llrIulinerinnen Glofters gu Mels=
broef (Yrobin5 grabant, Selsien), Der
an einen Gemiiiebdllbler permietbet mar
uno gum 9lufbeipabren BON GenliiIen
benubt tpuroe, fano man oieIer Sage
unter einem 9aufen Grbe Elm meni6li=
Dies @erippe, oas an einem ssingerring
uno ben Gefen BON &leiounssitiifen
ass basjenige zines Dor a eSabren fpur=
los berI1punbenen 20jdbrigen SrGu=
leins @ntonie Seneels ertannt purbe.
9as junse MdoGen ging am 80. eSuni
1890 I'm 6 ubr Worgens Sur Stride,
belt li6 auf bem &iifmese BON Der 9ir=
DE etluas i'm aloitersarten auf uno bon
Der Stunoe an wnrbe lie ni6t mebr
eeleben. DAP an Dem Mdb6en elm
8erbre1en periibt ipprben lit unb baB
Der MDrber bic 2ei1e i'm @emiiiefeller
pergraben bat. fdeint auBer 3meifel gu
fein. Ser gerba9t ri6tet ii6 jeBt se=
gen einen junsen Mann, Der felt 3tuei
Sabren in Der Nrmee Dient unb CUR 3eit
bes mutbmaBli6en gerbre6ens als
ane1t bel Dem @emiiiebdnoler beoien=
Itet mar, Der Den Glolterfeller genliethet
bate. Der junse Menlb wurOe am
Sage nod Der Gntbefung wdbreno oes
grer3irens Derbaftet.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
Ser bcriiDnste Barrier
SGsuci0cr,

Mr. @prtb, Der, lpie fein Name Selgt
aus gn5lano itammt, bat einem 8er=
treter bes 2onooner 9amenjournals
,g8pman" eini9e 9aten iiber iein @e=
i9dFt uno feline pref 7 E 9cgeben. Mei=
ne 9eipDbnlide &e6nunG faste er, fiir
elm ieioenes geIelll@aftstleio LIT 1000
bis 1900 Sranfen, beionDerer Quspub
erbDbt natiirli6 Die Soften betrd6tlih.
go Derfertigte i1 einnal Elm 9offleib,
bel Dem Die S1leppe allein Srs. Is, 900
folfete !; iie mar nit ben foifbariten Sei=
benipiben beoedt. @ines meiner t6eu=
erlten Gleioer fam auf beinabe Srs.
125, 900. Die q Nmerifanerin= :
ne n treiben es in Der Gleioerertrapa=
gang 70 siemll1 am ipeiteifen, unb lie
geboren baber 81 meinen beiten Gunoen.
@or tursem bate i'd elmer lungen Nme=
rifanerin Elm 8alltleio an5uprobiren !;
i9re 3ofe er5dblte mir na9ber nit gro=
fem StolS, oas Goriett, Das ibre 6er=
rim trase, foite Jrs. 400, ibr SpiBeil=
unterrof Grs. 800 uno lire StrumpI=
bdnber nit solbenen Shnallen lllo je
einem Siamanten 6rs. 1900.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
Ser &iir9csmeifteg 9Sdaea.

3eitlngen 9euiIdlanos brinaen Fpl=
gelt0e grirlilerllng an ellt Dor SO Sab.
rem beQangenes 9ltteiltat
Qlm Morgen bes 26. Suli 1914 ippll=
| te Der oamalige G6nig pon preuBen,
| Irieori1 Wilbelm, cine &eile mad @ro=
nannsDDrf unD bon bort nab SiM an
treten. 9lls Der Magen nit Dem G6nig
unb Der G0nigi1 1id i'm S1loBbof unl
s llbr Mor9ens III 8epegung febte, trat
ein unbefannter aus Der an9eTamnel=
ten fdaulultigen Menge berpor unb
feuerte aus elmer 9DppelpiifDle slpei
Sbuiie auf ben Sonig. 9ererite SduB
bate ben 2Dnis 9etroifen, Die Sugel
mar burd Die sufdlligeripeiIe nlebrfa6
iiber chamber liegenber 5alteit bes
Mantels, iopie bur1 belt ueberrpf ge=
brungen, babur9 aber in ibrer Graft
geibwdht ipproen, 10 baB Iie mir cine
lei1te auetibung auf Der 8ruit berur=
fa6t batte. Sic 5lpeite Gugel mar bidt
iiber oem 9aupte Der 90nisin fort in
bas 9ol3geIfel oes Maaens gel1lagen /;
tpie es ipdter bieb, bate lie oas Inter-
futter oes 9utes Der boben Dame Serrif=
fen. Ser G6nig Seiate alsbalo Der
Menee our1 3urifiblagen bes Mtan=
tels, oab er unperlebt iei, Oann lieB er
ben Wagen tpeiter fabren unb trat Die
9feiie an.
Ser Nttentdter COB 1i1 i'm &rinliral=
Gefdngnib als Der pormalige giireer=
iifer Sided, an. @r mar 56 Sabre
alt, friiber Gaufmann, bemnabit meb4
rere Sabre 8iirgermeilfer 81 Storfow
in Der &urmarf uno nabm i'm Sabre
1841, na0 elmer ie6r taoelnslpertben
9ienltfiibrung, feinen Mbf6ieo. Seit=
benz belt er ii6 sr6Btentbeils in Berlin
auf unb fubte bel ben BebDroen 9ln=
itellung I'M Staatsoienite na6, Die ibm
aber, oa er aler 9lnipribe e,ltbebrte,
ni9t 81 She'll meroen fonnte aud BON
Dem GDnig ipurbe er nit bem glei6en
Geiu6 abgelpieien. Sci feiner eritefl
poliaeili6en 8ernebmung bat er li6 81
Dem Nttentate unbeoin9t befannt, uno
als ben @runo Der Srepeltbat Die 9lb=
iibt an9egeben, ii6 megen Der unsered=
ten 3uriifpeiillng ieiner Nnlfellungs=
geiu6e 81 RIDDEN, su9lei6 aber ausorilf=
li6 Derli6ert, baB er bas 8erbre6en
aus eigenem, freiem Nntriebe begon9en
uno Niemano feline gbliGt mit9etbeilt
babe.
Ser proseB se9en Si6e6 muroe in
aller Stille nit oem @ebeimniB, mel9es
pan1als iiber bem preuBil9en Geri6ts=
tpeIen rubte, fOrtsefiibrt. @rif na9 |
lan9em 3Dsern erfolgte Die geitdtigung
oes &i6terIpru6es Our9 ben G0nig.
Sriebri9 @ilbelm bpffte nod big gum
lebten gu9enblif auf cine gltte Side6s
um Gnaoe, aber Der Sanatifer belt es
fit erniebrigeno, ourh cine Iol6e gitte
iein Seben gu ertaufen. 9ln 0torgsn
oes IA. DECEMBER 1914 tpurbe Sided |
auf Der &i@titdtte 5u Spanbau mittslit
bes 8eiles bingeri9tet. ueber Den Gin=
brud Der 9inri1tung entmirft 8ornba= |
een folgenbes Stimmunesbilo Gie
lle6errai1ullg Der 2eute mar ungebeu=
er man lit eri6rofen, oaB Der a6nig |
ni0t @naoe geiibt oab er fi6 ni6t auf
9lei9e SDbe nit &Dnig 2ouis gbilippe
nno &6nigil, 9ictoria geltellt Bat!
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
etarfe 0eim gierpcnfDitenl.

Oh baS ii1t tbni 1iefe Wtsgflrsn MAIDEN bie 9lers
ben nid)t TART iinD ba fe 6as ntdt thur fralen re
ana mi9t ibren 3iped bag gerpeHptem at itdrtell
gnfhreuD bel erTenlel sFGnen - Hlb nur bel loldefI-
bon nerpber feberrsi3nng iolde DrDgueu am wlaBe
iei;r mbaen 10 lit lbr bdIfiger @ebrau Jir een aarz
ten Grganismas, nuI ben DE ptrfea, lei9t l9aoltd
ub otes Inn 10 nlebr ba bic betreiieube DpfS tettq
permebrt iperbeu nluB. nm bie geluiniHte WTfun9
Aforementioned 4oitetters wiagenbiftsfS III pos
bette gabitut fir ioide i9dbiide 4r0guels w Ds.
sfdrff Ser 4uammenbnug aipi{hea Ghipdd)e oes
SIerpenipjtsmS uab @hipdde bsr weroannngsorgane
1T naf6eelpitiru Sit6em Das Bitters eittM ppg!s
ftbdfiaem iui,iE auf bic WerbanungSz unb Aiimills
rsrnnSiGhiofrf Ses kbrperS iibt blrdDringt eS DaS
oottae guffcN NIT neuer &p0nnfrnf bon melder etl
1,f Theil ben 9lernef Sroufe fpusmt Ml@ 9ebrnude
IRON baS Hitter& bei Mldlarin. Weritppsung @ae,ss
Le{dbmerosn NIB Ntereuleioeu
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
DaS Gliicf ei,tcs 2eibembem.

wor Sabren traf mid bo5 itnsInd nit ber j6rs6s
lt'sn Rranfbsit Sppbilts ansetedt su tperbex burt
Aattosrsn. NIT elmer babel. bic srf mtinen reun6
sgiien Die &ramibsit frat erft In miiSer Sscrr am
Eattoirten Mrm auf. aoniuliirte sipet Merats rbxe
grfolg. gefam @usbrii6e mad Moncten am annaen
Arst vpne GrtoIs. Damn iab ID cine Mnnoncs BON sis
xe p9tlabelpbaer Mrst, Der tsbamptste oue Rrdnfsn
ia tsileH. iuen,, MnSsre feb! enest SD ioniuItrts
NerIor 1en aar. SHmersen unb Sndsn iuurb en- u,ss
ertrdgIi@, fonnte treber f&lafen nod RUBEN aDeixte
3aa ilub Idd5t BON HcIter. lReu QHrrer i,dr ,nit
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
Sic Orippc.

Gie grfabrung tpdbrenb aller Sabre,
felt bieIe fatale Rranfbeit aufsetreten,
bat betpieier, DaB Die fiibne 8eballp=
tuns. Or. Sings ,New 9iscoperp" sa=
rantire pOiitip Die 9eilnns aller unb
ieber SSalle, iuenn redtseitis ansetpenoet
unb wenn Der grfranfte bic setpDbnli=
den Geeeln Der Sidielbit S9onung
setpinenbaft beobabtet, ibre pollitdn=
bise Ri6tlsfeit bat. gs lit aber
au6 ertpieien, baB bieienigen, pelde
Or. 3ings Stem Discovery benuben, ben
Golgen Der 8ranfbeit ii6er entse=
geben. Seoenfalls faufe man cine Sla=
iGe uno made einen gerfud. Die DEE
bi3in lift garantirt unb bas 8elo miro
suriiderfattet, tpenn feine siinitige Wir=
funs ersielt miro. s3u baben in ben
Mpotbefen pOn
8. 6. MilIer & 8 obn.
9r. s.. 8. @enti1. /
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
Sohre all. III 3 @diiIlen "a gunfte

Sabre ali, III 5 @biiiien "a punfte
unb erbielt einen Gbreilfrans.
Ser v8eutesue" aiebt ffets biel 81
reben ullb su fdreiben. Die SDbne Der
einitigen 5onberbiinbler i'm Ranton
llri, Die 9erren Gtdilberatb Mfubeint
rnb gfatb. Gatb Or. 5Gmib f6laaen
in ibren 8erihten i'm pllrner g8oben=
blatt" iiber Die Beutesug=Debatte in ben
eibgen0iIii1en Gdtben einen febr ge=
f1ipDlIeren Son on.
Sesiigli1 Der Norooltbab1t= t=8Drgdnge
bridt lib I'M SbtpeiserbDlfe INNER
nebr Die aniidt gabn, bab tllr Die
8erltaatlidung Der gilenbabnen Die
Sntriauen nnb Gonipirationen fapita=
liitilder Ginge perbinofrn fam. Sierin
liegt 6as caeterum censeo. ct.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15
Bier arpkc GrfoIae.

5plgenoe bier Mebidinen, Die ben ail=
erfannten Guf beiiDen, pOllfommen gu
leiifeil, mas III ben 3eitungsan5ei9en
peripro6en miro, baben eiret pbdner1o=
nalen 0erfauf eraielt: Or. Sings Stem
Discovery, gesen NusSebruna 9uiten
unb Gatarrb, jebe 6lafde garantirt,
electric gitters, bas grobe 0eilmlttel
gegen Granfbeiten Der 2eber, Der Nieren
nm bes Maaens, Buflens 9lrrica
Salbe, bic bette In Der Welt ilno
9r. Sings ,Nem Qife pills1, cine gang
pDr5ii9lide pille. Ollie oieie Webiainen
iinb gararitirt, Die Derfpro6ene Wir=
flung ju haben; Die uNersei6neten iinb
gerne bereit, bisriiber meiteres mitsu=
tbeilen. 3u baben In ben Npotbefen
DDn s.. s. Mifler IL 6Ohu uno
9r. s. 8. @entf6. 1
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15

ssgeborsn ma4 usitsrsn glOmaten mar is eriinbId
smsrt J@f4tdts tfm sinen reunb ~. ntit arasIiesn
yD!8sm pon 0eibfbeaeduMs Der iomis tsine Gtr aes
tnnoen fatte. aber Or. TtseI fsrirte ,lmS s,oXfe
ssnsm sI 8silnoea farfen Nann ou8 Stm Winn istt
EafIer ais temalS Msin Ratb. Of reid pber arm ,,rsp
DetrnGsnen un6 alt bic fati beratbst, bsidutnbsIt
nno Detrean, tersueifet ni&t, mag faaen iuer iuiu
Dsr Dr. EbeeItet mtts, Gebe Bin Su tom, er lurirt
nnneotn8t. Gin @rjt Der mid nit Huodter er bebaus
petit agte, IteeI III nitS tuertt bas 1T cine Qioe
Dir uirbeH feline itnfenntm;ige dufbef.
ten. 1leettf BET bette Gutmitbtgtte usS autber.
iiseMS g Al is1esfs @asn. Meins alusiaesn perost Sbr
ais aDdhrbett veitGti9en, tpenn itr nndfprsdbst
@c&mats kse Id Dr. 9. x. Tbeei iii bsr ar5ste
tmo 9eIsbrtefs bon allen SpesiaIiften
Gomarb q. Sdhees, 9,cttstctpn, "a.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1894-08-15

9upierfarbigen s5ItdeR bebedt.
ytnbte airet Dlondte bas 3immer
bitten Iub 8 Dlpnate lang wiAt
orbsiten. SD bn9te 1ub trinat
grloiung. Da bsfutte mid sim
preuns, ber iaHte .Gbiparb bss
fuMe bod ben 8r. 9beeI, 1917
Mr@ Str, pbila.. ga. Der cine
aiee Der sid bsilen iann. SO
fMxieb an Or. TbeeI Der jdste,
tcnsns unb IaHe bid uateriu&en,
traS t@ au@ that. Dante ben
&Hm64tieen unb Or. abeel'X
protartiaeg ei&idIi4fsit un6 Ssdbs
t8tstt. Scfort besans i'd Ginbes
ri!i1g, sctnte tuieber ruben, itadb
e MH - lasa 49, n
Morning journal and courier., 1894-04-02
HUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

On Saturday last the Hon. N. D. Sperry formally turned over the management of the postofice to his successor. He left everything in good shape, but be carried with him the hearty goodwill of all the employees, some of whom have served under him for many years. He also car. ried with him the hearty approval of all the people of New Haven, who know that he has been 8 conspicuously capable and faithful public servant. There is general regret that what are euphouiously called "political exigenoies" should force him out of an office which he has magnifed and adorned. And the general idea seems to be that if political partissnship is such a terrible thing it would have been better to bear the political partisanship of a first class postmaster than to fly to e change whoee only certainty is the psrtisanship. But the change is made, and we hope that Postmaster Beach will be as efficient 8 postmaster as partisan.
 Mr. Sperry wtll not be long out of pub lie life. There will be loud call for him this fall to run for congress in this dis- trict, and though 1t Is Democratic district he can carry 1t If anybody can. No man who can be selected is as we'll known throughout tho district as he, and nc man is more respected and trusted. Thousands upon thousands during the last national heard him tell the truth about the situation, and If he should go through the district this fall his words would have peculiar force. And it would be known that he would represent the district at Washing ton, If elected, in very efficient way. We hope he can be induced to run.
Morning journal and courier., 1894-04-02
Servant Girls in England. Frank R. Stockton ia the Lsdles' Home

I've kept a sharp eye on the young wo- man in domestic service over here, having q fellow-fseling for them, as you can we'll understand, madam, and since have been iu the country I've watched the poor folks and seen how they live, and it's just as plain to me as can be that the young wo- men who are maids and waitresssa over here are the kind who would have tried to be shop girls and dressmskers. and even the servants we have would be working In the fields If they lived over here. The fact is the English people don't go to other countries to get their servants. Their way Is like a factory consuming Its own smoke The surplus young women, and there must always be @ lot of them, sIe us d up in domestic servics.
 Now if an American poor girl Is good enough to be a frst-clase servant she wants to be something else. SOonsr than go out to servics she will work twice as hard in c shop, or even go Into factory.
 I have talked good deal about this to lone, and he says Pm getting to bs & phi losopher, but don't think it takes much philosophiztng to find out how this case stands. If house service could be looked uPoA Ill khc pfcPct Wsy " NOulout Lhkc long for American girls who have to work for their living to find out that it's 6 lot better to live with nice people. and cook and wait on the table, and do all those things which come natural to women the world over, than to stand all day behind 6 counter, under the thumb of c hoor-wslk ST, or grind their lives out like elaves among lot of steam engines and machine ". The only reason the English have bet ter house servants than we have Is that here any girl who has to work is willing to bs house servant, and very good house servants they are, too.
Morning journal and courier., 1894-04-02
No Mutfny Amer All.

Hong Kong papers report the following AmuHing story which Is said to be going the rounds of the China station.
 "one Saturday morning in December q Britiah nsn-of-wAr was seen entering Hong Kong hkrbor with the ensign invsrt- ed, which is the usual sign of tnutiny on board Immediately this was noticed e couple of man-of-war cutters put out, full of bius-iscke.s, and dAshed Kcross the hsrbor towards where the new conner had anchored. Perhaps 1t was little regatta enthusiasm, or perhaps 1t WAS purely the spirit of duty which stimulated them, but anyhow e most exciting race ensusd-in fact, there WAS A rArrow escape of e bad srassh as they reschsd- -fhe vessel. There the officers knd some of the crew were st the htrsil, shouting themselves hoarss and beckoning to the two boats to come on faster. At last, half dead with their er- ertions, yet eager for the fray with the mutineers, the tsrs fumbled on board and were warmly conplinented on their row ing pace; 1t must have blown them badly; would they have 6 drintE "A vhsti for ofnoer In charge of the boarding par ty. 'Mufiny. There's no nutiny in this ship. We are all the best of frisnds,' was the reply. Then why did yOu want uf; you yelled loud epoushF We thousht it was Hong Kong Regatta dsy, and were cheering the winnert' Staggered for c moment, the officer pointed iuquiripgly 10 the ensign, still nsunting Its appeal for s'd that was not required. tOh, d. the boyI He always puts 1t up wrong If we don't watch him, simply out of stupidity. L.ts all go and punch his hesd'"
Morning journal and courier., 1894-04-02
ReIrIbufion.

 t"A Veteran, in the Rochester Democrat and Chronic'el lost e leg at Gettysburg and hain't been good But to whitIIe and tel stories seitIn' yonder on I hain't DO home to call my oxo. now that my wife is dead, So T? Ssa ,@s' |. s',yin ru'hsF o0aTdin' here win Ned, he's my boy, and tell you there's many He makes mistakes, but sia't DO fool. In fact is
 like hts dad; And hsin't DO perticsIer fault to nDd with Ned dies wife, And ss fer their two kids. bless ye. they're more'n half my life. I've alius been Republican. and natchelley. ye Ned, ever since he's old enough, hes voted same But last election, somehow. he took it in his The country's goIn' to the dogs. "we need s
 change" he said. And that all we could say to him would not Fer when Ned once makes up his mind. his mind He tended Tree trade" msetins and heerd their 'Bou, the 'eviis of perteckshun," nd he marched
 in their parades- And when 1t all wus over, with Grover in the You oughter heerd Ned who0p' CT up. he fairly And % Dow" ses he. "rn tell you what. thi. cOun- Now that we're able to get rid of that 'psrteck-
 shun scum" Ned he's e good machinist, with aIlus steady
 work, Cause he's sober and industrious and never They paid him eighteen dollars, and on each Sat
 urday night He could just step In the office and his pay wus there in sight Wall. Grover he'd been in ths chair fer ,bout A
 month or more, The shop closed down, there wus no work and How 6 this, says to Ned, Tthought the coun-
 trys goin' to hum AS soon as they hev well got rid Of that 'Perteck
 goin' to last, Just Ialt little while until the silver bill is
 passed;" And when they passed the tilvsr buI, and stin
 work didn't come, They II have pass the tsrir bill" ser he .be-
 fore thel hum" While waitin' fer the silver bill and tariff bill to Ned's s.vin's they dropped out O sight, and what They "Hoked" my pension for a time, now I'm couldn't pay my board, and things was Iookio'
 mighty blue. The grocery man got skairt and said he couldn't And all our close begun to look as tho they's badly wore; Jus, ss ws thought the poorhouse fer our trials the only cure, Ned struck a job al a dollar 6 day c workIn' on the sewer. He's mighty quiet, nowadays and seems 6 little glum, Whenever TectIou1s mentioned the word with him Is mum; Like the feller that the mule kicked he's feeIn' rather sore, And aint so handsome as he wus but knows 'durned" sight mora.
Morning journal and courier., 1894-04-02
PANTR AND GENTS.

While the Register Is struggling to con. the word "Altruria," 1t is interesting to notice that man in Nebrasks is going to try to find out just how low, degrading and libellous the word "pants" is when applied to the leg clothes of e real gentle man. It appears that the Nebraska gentle man has been accused of wearing "pants," and he has very properly brought suit for SIG, ,000 against the person who so accused him. The fact that such a suit has been brought In Nebraska will be somewhat surprising to those who have an idea that the height of culture is in the East. If 6 Boston gentleman or New Haven gentleman had taken such action 1t would have occasioned no sur prise. It will have to be admitted that in this case what Is generally supposed to be the wild and woolly West Is in advance of the tame and shorn East. But the ques- ton ought to be legally settled, and if it can be settled In the West 1t will be sll right. Perhaps, however, it will have to be carried to the United States Supreme court before everybody will bs sAtisfed.
 We have no doubt as to what would be the decision of the highest court in the land in this case. We have also no doubt ss to what will be the decision of the Ne brasks court, unless the judge happens to be . man who wears pants, which, we suppose, Is hardly possible, even in Ne. brasks. The plaintiff will win, and he ought to. To accuse @ man of wearing pants is clearly nbellous. It Is injurious to him and tends to expose him to public contempt and ridicuie. It is especially
 ibellous because it implies that he is . ''gent," and not @ gentleman. Doth not Oliver Wendell Holmes say:
 'sThe thing named pants In certain documents A word not made for gentlemen, but gents" And did not that master of words, Rich ard Grant White, say of Gent and Pants: "Lst these words go together like the things they signify. The one always wears the other"
 Yes indeed, the Nebraska man has good cause of action, and we hope he will push his case to full and final decision. II should be made judicially plain that a man cannot be accused with impunity of wear ing pants. It should also be made plain that . man cannot safely be accused of wearing Ca pant" as was lately done in this University city. Then some western CT or easterner should go to the courts fo, . decision concerning the accusation of be-
 ing gent. The just disposition of these
 matters will bs quite a step towards "Al, truris." -