Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-05-11
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

The only Objectionable feature about
the violet is that so many people write
poetry about it.-Atchison Globe.
The trouble with many Of the poets
is that they mistake their poetic IL
Journal.
Some OF the worst crosses those New
YORK politicians have to bear are those
on the regular Jail suits.-Philadeiphia
Times
Next time Col. Brecknridge goes rid
Ing with young lady let him insist
upon taking his chaperon along.-Chi-
cago Post.
a man went TO see Coxey's army on
Thursday, gave one look. and dropped
dead. He deserved his fate. Buffalo
Express.
Congressman Willie Breckinridge's
story of his fall is an interesting study
IN aeronautics-withou the parachute.
Chicago Times.
There are thirty-four Republican gu
bernatorial aspirants in New York, and
only one persimmon ut the top OF the
tree.-Florida Times-Union.
We are inclined to think that a vote
of thanks Il due to Senator PETER. He
hasn't made a speech In several days.
Rochester Post-Express.
He's quick enough to make motions
otherwise, but Reed moves slowly when
ordered to take his scat according to
rule.-Philadelphia Times.
Gen. Coxey has convinced his men
that he is willing to endure anything
for them. He puts up at the country
hotels.-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The brands of Observation-Disclosures
now seeking recognition in the markets
lnCk the trade mark npCargarN 10, In
spire confidence in them.-Washington
Star.
SO far as It goes it's suggestion of
work in Coxey's army that they are
Job lot-Philadelphia Times.
The judgment OF Mrs. Coxey. No. 1,
In securing a divorce has been hand
somely ed.-Washington Post
A vigorous effort is being made to
eliminate the chlorine course from the
college curriculum.-Washin Star
When a child does anything objec-
tionahle is inevitably occurs to its
mamma that II is Just like its father
Boston Transcript
The women have Invaded the rights
of men again; they are wearing boiled
shirt fronts and turn down collars
Atchison Globe,
barrel Of whisky exploded in
New York saloon the other day. The
Tammany crowd are beginning to fear
that they are doomed.-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The surest way to find out whether
man IL crank Is to find out whether
he agrees with you. II he doesn't agree
with you he's a crank.-Albany Argus
Chicago is always doing something
novel. one day this week the marriage
Lenses issued exceeded the number Of
divorces Washington Post
The word las" in the sense of n
load. has been recognized by the su-
preme court of Michigan by its use in
a decision. Fun bench, perhaps.-Phil-
adelphla Ledger.
Brandon Thomas has nearly com
pleted the play he is writing for Chas.
FrOhman
Harry Lacy has dramatized the once
popular novel, "The Man from the
West" written by "a Wall Street
Man" and will produce 1t later In the
season.
London's Young Women's Christian
association has membership OF H.
900.
Some Of the largest ocean steamers
can be converted into armed cruisers
in thirty hours.
Mr.. Gladstone claims TO be able to
pack more DOCKS IN given space than
any man he knows.
The mean annual temperature OF a
tree is nearly the same as that Of the
surrounding temperature.
In 1894 the habltual users of the
English language did not number over
100000; in 1899, lO5. 100000.
Specimens of Jewish have been cap
tured wlach weighed over 500 pounds
It Is said that even the largest JEWISH
es are good eating, the Cubans consid-
ering them a great delicacy.
Samuel Mlnturn Peck, the poet has
n poor memory. He has 5000 turkeys
on his Tuscaloosa farm, and he cannot
remember the names of any of them
Atlanta Constitution.
Tillman. Waite, Pennoyer and Hogg
are the four governors Of the present
day whose names will be undoubtedly
remembered as long as the kick OF
a mule.-Boston Herald.