Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1894-10-11

MISTER EDDYTUR:
Wei hez the poitt remarkt,
"The best lade skeems Nv mice an men
Often fale few kOnnekt,"
er sumthin tew the saim puppus. kant
tel fur mi liphe wether we poppylusts air
mice err men, sense hev hurd FUN the
elekshun in Georgy. Our kaws wuz a
gittin on terribul fine, an we ware jest ez
shure NV suksess ez emmy aig wuz shure
tew hatch, but 10 an! Behold wen the
politikel aig WIZ jest about tew hatch the
Dimmykratik party set it's CRATE phut up
on it and squsht it tew nothln.' Mebby
the aig wuz leetul spottid like them aigs
up tew Seatul: but tina he'd no rite tew
sqush its liphe out fur that; sum aigs all
wuss yit than spottid, THAR blak.
am awlso in CRATE sorrer beekaws I'm
afrade mi last letter tew the HERRULI
will maik yew trubbul. Butt yew kno
Jimmy, tibet it IL the hit burd, alwais,
witch futturs. THAR WIZ u terribul
fiuttrn' hurd up few the ophiss Nv the
ring orgun-sumthin wuz hitt-itt wuz a
kweer kind NV burd, tina sa lit wuz Bull
Finch. IF it wuz q Bull Finch made a
mistaik, fur | ncvur shute small burds
mi aim il tew git sumthin witch kin
yewse, butt l kant yewse sech burd un.
les kin git him set up at Frank Wethur-
wackses taxydormitory.
1t wuz a meen slur tew kali yewre val
yuable papur Il "dimmykratik- prohibish.
unist-poppylust orgun." Espeshuly wen
Finch tride tew git the prohibishun tikkit
tew print ez an advurtizmunt, butt the
Prohighs woodn't hev it tibet wa, but TUX
it doun tew the HERRULD voluntarily
ware tina knu THAR wuz sum surkulation
besides tina thot it wood injur THAR kaws
tew hev it in sheet edditud hi sech Q
man. III | wuz eddytur Nv the HERRULE
I'd maik him Get hiz wurds err Get saw.
dust.
Anuthuf :hing trubbuls NEE good
deel. The Prohibisa.nists air Il gittin
ava sum Nv our best men, Tina hey
sech an onnest lookin Ease, an tha-tawl
SO kinder konvlnsn like ez tew git oui
poppylust voters awl MKT up. l meer
tew fife it out on this line tho if 81,
likkt, ez the lait amentid Grant yewse
tew sa. No prohibishun fur me. 7 mint
agoln tew ask emmy man wot / shell Get,
er wot shell drink. This il free kun
tree. Fl man wants ter Get skunk
kabbldge thairs no law agin lit, Mister
eddytur. An il a man wants tew drink
kolc lie, wi kant he? Hoo or: tew kno SC
vel ez l miselph wot agrees with mi
stumnlik? tel yew this kind NV slav.
uree don't 60 doun. Ez fur me, Civ me
liburtee err Civ me deth, ez Shakspeer or
sum uthur poitt hez sed. Wi Mister ed.
dytur, ef tina shet up the sloons ware IL a
pheler tew 60 tew git out Nv the rane, an
tew rest ven he il tired? An ware viii
he so wen he wants tew phind the mare
Nv any sitty, er perleeceman er doktur
An ware kin innersent gain Nv poker
er kraps, err billyards be plade Of yew shet
up the sloon? 1t hits us povpylusts rite
betwean the ize, this probashun tawk
drez; fur l wing NV our partee hez its
hedkworturs in sloons, ware tina diskuss
the law and kuss them ez maid 'em,
Sum NV us air fur temprunce, but sum
air knot, an we hev got tew pleeze awl
sides. Its time enuf tew tawk NV shet-
tim up sloons aftur we hev settuled the
munney kweschun.
But mi sheat IL about phool. see l
kant maik it mulch phooler so l will
kloze bi brakin' tew yew propozishun
tibet hez suggested itself tew me. This il
wot want tew sa.
1t IL awl the the stile now tew run in
dependant tikkits. Yew and l wud run
vel togethur. We air jest ez likely tew
win ez ennybody. wud run fur skule
kommishner ef kood spell leetul bettur
but I'll be be kontentid with the ophiss
NV kounty trazhurer. An yew wud orny-
ment the ophis Nv survaer. Yew air pail
an thin an hard work IL KILN yew. Jest
git in an run, we'd maik a good TEEN,
yew bet. Survaers git ten dollurs da
an the eXu:sighs NV runnin ovur tide
lands wud be good fur yew. How wud
the tikkit sound Sage an Gurton, J. B.
an j. +. fur inishels?
We're both jays, and tina air the burds
tew win. Git the tikkit reddy.
Yewrs trewlv,
J. Billings Sage.