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The Lamar register., 1894-10-06
HIS INSECTS.
The Peculiar Disappc of n Cot
1eetor's retL

1ector's retL
A young man with passion for
collecting Insects and bugs rather
carelossly placed fine assortmen. /.
oil his captivos in a package OF un-
used envelopes which he placed in
his desk. His sister had -emarka.
bio ycarnins Tor writing letters. al
one day when she had finished an
epistie to . friend she found that
she had no envelopes
s'he vent t. her brothers desk ane
helped herself 10 one OF his. The
next dag she did the same thing and
the following day also. until all
were used up Then shc went out
and bought new lot just like those
sha used and put them in the desk
There. he'll never know the DIFF
ference. said She
A few days later her brother came
tearing In the room
Have You ,oeu anything OF my
insects he said
40. indeed" replied she. inno-
Gently. Il haveu't seen them"
He walked out OF the room to
search MS desk again
why on earth. said he to him
self as he examined the envelopes.
..should any human being carefully
take all those insects ou, OF envel.
ope-' That's moe than eau see"
John, john camo his sisters
voice. .'com, here minute F."
He won. aud found his sister read.
ing letter With q look OF dismay
on her face
.'Whero did yoa keep those
wrctchcd insects :" gaspsd she
..Why. ! carefully put them away
In separate envelopes in my desk. P"
.'Ycs, AMI I've bean sending them
In my letters 10 Mr. Blank Here
they are He returned them. saying
he didn't SEQ tho point of some big
bug or hee 10 being carefully enclosed
in my cpistlcs."
Now tho brother l. wondering why
she blamed him for IL
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DO WE EAT TOO MUCH.
Trappist Monks. Who Eat but Once a day.
Arc uealthler.

A French. physician says in 'Review
on Hygiene" that we eat too much. and
cites the Trappists as an example of health
and longevity. The Truppists, he asserts.
take but one meal day from the 14th of
September to the first Sunday In Lent. This
noon, twelve hours after they have risen,
the rising hour being a. IN. The twelve
hours are consumed with work. and prayer.
The monks are wonderfully vigorous. They
do not suffer from Indigestion. and cases Of
Illness are very rare among them. The food
on which they live consists of bread po-
tatocs. soup from which every bit OF grease
bles cooked In water. Meat. fish, butter
and eggs are never used by them. OIL Is
only allowed for salads. Their customary
beverage Is pint OF cider. and for dessert
they eat cooked or uncooked fruit. This
frugal diet Is very conducive to longevity
In connection with active life and outdoor
exercise OF the men OF this order. Gout Is
ty-elght years the house physician Of a
Trappist monastery In franee has not met
with case Of paralysis, dfopsy. conges-
tiou. diabetes or cancer, E'tdemics which
have rared all around IT hive not entered
the doors OF this or1e.- The same reports
the Als1ee. nelsium. Bosnin, America and
South Ameriea- The Trappists say that
delicate and weak men who have entered
their order have been known to become
strong and vigorous.
Bour,ialou. the famous French divine, en-
joyed the best OF health at highly ad-
yaneed age A physician asked Him once
how he lived. II eat but one neal re
piled Bourdaly,. aud was admonished by
the doctor not to tell this fact to others.
lest the medical profession find Itself with
out anything To do.
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Mnllan. for pcfene.

Against tho iaroads of that subtle. lurking foe
TO human health. malaria. had been expended
useiessly whom Hostctter's Stomach Bitters
appeared upon the scene and demonstrated its
power as Il preventive and curative of tho
dreaded scoursc. wacn tho gold fever
ragged in Iss9 N California. malaria was con-
tcmporaneors with IT at the -iiggings," and
wrought dreadful havoc among the miners.
Then aud subsequently on the Isthmus OF Pana-
ma. and wherever In the tropics maiarial dis
ease is raosi virulcat. the Bitters teeame the
recognized safeguard For the effects OF cx-
posarc and fatigue. miasna- poisoned air and
water. sea sickness and all disorders of tho
stomach liver and bowels, the Bttters affords
prompt rrlie; Invallds OF all sorts will ind ii
fully adequate TO their needs
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DOUBLE BICYCLE.
II. Boy Iavcnss . Ha.ay 80 i.ss-
nious Device.

i George scsries and Grant Randal
k1hItiur an adjustment for coupunx
k.ei,-s for work on the railroad %
| rssd together on the highway The
a. M. lnventicn Of Mr.. Scaries- "
4 n an adjustable coupler fastened
- by slataps to the framework OF
seie. Ths ends are also hinged &c
vr,rk a .mzli hanscd wheel both
"a bchlnd each e'eyeie drops down
krsck snd prevents the machine frou
ne track. The adjustable char
! The coupler provides for an trresri.
n zrusa Or slight w-e---oc-es Of
jti-s5ff crnnpinS the ranEe,l wheeis
FSr nod work the nanxcd wheels
rra.svesl or fastened out Of the way
b. machines
hrIs tSrn several attempts to con
s,agpiFrs for bicycles. but theft
hss afWays reniers-! them tmprnc
This one removes all objections
fi,-s ,io<- rot infcud to take out .
f. the device for the reason thai
l. wuuld likely object to the use Of
hlnes on tracks ~ arranSenenss
Bic Tor tbsir excessive manufacture
b. HrpEbliean.
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a narrow K.e,p .

Dashaway All. general. just got
back from your yacht trip in the
mediterranean
The General-Yes. sr. And we
came near losing our lives. sir
Dashaway-Got caught in gale
The General-No. sir; worse than
that. sir.
Dashaway-Di1n't got ashore or
run on u rock. did you'
The ral-No. sir; we ran out
of whisky. y.-l.ifc-
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a lirIti.h New.

The English Traveller. arrived at
New York-i've only got a short
time In this country. so will have
TO pa, In my time sightseeing.
Native American-Then | suppose
you've got your plans all marked
outs
English Traveller yes-that
Is. for to-day shall put In the
morning on Broadway. don't yon
know. and this afternoon Ill go for
a drive in Yellowstone park And
II ge, back in ii ne for dinner. you
know suppos, | b,ttcr spsaI the
evening in California = Chicago
Record
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Al tnrr iai,ls van.

Look out for him sal Hostetter
Nc ;iuuis. rolerrins to prominent
Texas gentleman. she Is hypo-
critic. aud will play yoi bai trick
some day. Just like he did me
What did he do to you''
..What did he do | borrowed
ten dollars OF him. and the double
dyed scoundrel tried to make me
pay 1t back Look out for him.
tell you; you can't rely on him "
Texas Siitings.
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Taat joyful rcellnx

With the exhiIarating sense of renewed
health and strength and Internal eleanli-
ness, which follows the use Of Syrup Of
Figs. Is unknown tp the few who have not
progressed beyond the ei's-tiiiie medicines
and the cheap substitutes sometimes Of
fercd. but never accepted by the well-ia-
formed.
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A beginning.

.Bromley. hear you are going to
start housekeeping
.Yes. Darlington.
..What have you got toward III!
IA wife. London Tit-Bits-
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The "Goid Mirer'' Is the name OF new
iG-pagc monthly paper recently started In
Denver. II alias 4" give n rtndrnsed re-
port and summary Of NIL the principal min.
Ing events OF the month. devoting especial
attention to the new gold strikes The sub
srripiiou price is hut 80 cents year. sam
pie copy furnished for Ave cents In stamps
Address Gold Miner. Denver.
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Am rnrerthr rro.reutor.

The Justice e-You are accuse d.
sambo. OF stealing three chickens.
Sambo- ledge. your honah. de
man dat calls dem old hens chick
ems has a mighty tough conscience
to appear in court,-Truth-
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circus performer was once beknighted
in England. says an exchange Did he be-
come Lord Summersetf
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IL was Dr. Johnson. we think. who said
that pntriotlsm Ia the last refuge of n
scOundrel. The doctor was mistaken. 1t
L. tho United States.
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The man who steals bonds should not b
allowed to get away from bonds.
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Greenland has no cats: How thankful
the Creculanders should be. Imagine cats
In a country where the nights are six
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Strike when The iron Is hot does not al
ways apply to blacksmiths- When they
"strike" the Iron Is apt to be cold.
The Lamar register., 1894-10-06

Ksrf,s Glover Root Tea.
The Booi purifier g. ives FRESHNESS Ano
the Compc s~fiaton 1ocsS'c-sSAs
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0 ct. James Hotel, Denver.
Ans variety IN the bill of fare.
Perfect cookinA, -+tention to the COM
excellent service ana Established and
reliable hotel favoritc ntopp,.. for
Denver. Rates. 500 per day: el.s- ~
evening dinner, room and breakfast: S1.s-
for room and breakfast. iieing situated opS
posite the Tabor Grand Opera. House and
accessible TO the principal business stores
banks. street and cable cars and places Of
amusement, makes II the best located hotel
In the city. The bine car starting in front
Of depot passes the hotel.
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covcry, even after the disease has pro.
gressed so far as TO induce repeated bleed
ings from tho lungs, severe lingering cough
with copious expectoration tincluding tu-
bercular matterD. great loss of flesh and ex-
trepe emaciation and weakness.
Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases
reported to us cured by :" Golden Med
ical Discovery were genuine cases of that
dread and fatal disease? You need not take
our word for it. They have. in nearly every
instance, been so pronounced by the best
and most experienced home physicians,
who have no interest whatever IN mis-
representing them. and who were often
strongly prejudiced and advised against
a t-ial of ''Goiden Medical Discovery"
but who have been forced TO confess that
it surpasses, in curative power over this
fatal rnalady, all other medicines with
which they arc acquainted. Nasty cod
liver oil and its filthy "cmulsions" and
mixtures had been tried in nearly all these
cases and had either utterly failed to bene-
fit or had only seemed to benefit little for
a short time. Extract of malt. whiskey,
and various preparations of the hyPo-
phosphitcs had also been faithfully tried
in vain.
The photographs of a large number OF
those cured of consumption. bronchitis,
lingering coughs. asthma, chronic nasal
catarrh and kindred naiadies have been
skillfully reproduced in book of 100
pages which will be mailed to you, on
eeript of address and six cents in
stamps. You can then write to those who
have been cured and profit by their ex-
oeriencc.
Address for Book, WoRLp's DIsPENsARH
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffllo, N. Y.
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Criminals and Judges differ widely lh r.
gard to the length of sentences.
The Lamar register., 1894-10-06

LW. Joseph. Florist, Pueblo, Colo.
Fashionable cut flowers Send for cAta-
Iogue of ci,oice plants and bulbs
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1t was a church mouse shot full of hoics
tliat gave rise to the expression, "As por-
q church mouse"
The Lamar register., 1894-10-06

..Hanson's Magic Corn Salve."
Warranted to cure. money refunded.
Ask your druggist for 1t. Price Is cents.
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smith-wnat arc you doing with your
coat buttoned up to your chin7 Jones'
Hush: don't mention #! I have on . tie
that my wife selected.
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The most unhappy feature about being
jail bird Is said to be Its inability to fy- :
The Lamar register., 1894-10-06

Most ,.eople are fond OF calling the roll
whom tliev tnke their morning coffee.
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telvst By worthless Imitation. hat order
Is anf rrs lowest vhoi~s4is prirs<
irre- All oets s;smrsL fEED NuEl-
| ArianTr etfe-t srver. fioIo-sfD-
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BE and that cd and weIltried remedy. HsA
wIxsIow soornISa srauP for Children reething-
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30 2rrEi stamps 10 TIE Road Pub
70 penter- Cola. and E~f = cam
q Th- Road and one Of their great
|Acsepa- mzps fr~~s
~ saa siest was administered sx
Killed In prize nxhf
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ahtdinE In . peuts-ntisry Is Ia
q the word. a ia~-abidinx cid
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TAKE STEPS

IN time. ifyou are a suf-
fcrcr from that scourge
of humanity known as
consumption, and you
can be cured. There is
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How. THAI

Yer siap reward for any case OF
thA; can not be cured by Halls
cure.
-heuey & Co. proprietoru, Toledo.
y uniersiEncd, have known y. J.
for the las. fifteen yesrs. and be-
b. perfectly honorable In all bust
(rsacticus and financially able TO
J; any obligations made by their
|k TruGr, wholesale drugh&ss, To
".
)as. KfnSnan & Marvin. wholesale
- Toledo. Ohio.
Cn;arTh cure IL taken internally.
6ircctly upon the blood and mu-
|arfacrs OF the system. fricr, IS
p hottie. soI by all druggists
rlaia FREE
family pIlis, as censa
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large percentage Of
cases, and we believe,
fully eS per eeak. are
cured by Dr. Pisrce's
Golden Medical Dis
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rsniiy rroai.i~.

"a has eorns on ber to~~.
L has ssahfc<t hrr tall.
. A1s , varf On her uo~~.
| |iil J. trlubl--i ufth an sngroun asil
)irZFEf.D. THE CHIRoPoDIsT.
- FearsHi-s ou '-Se-~ or Toea'
~ rulrluD
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bhase sf reparssrs life is TO run
fon Airn uha want TO he Inter
zn3 rusuin< sitter those who Dc
y . y intestir~r-f
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the evidence CT
hundreds of 1iv-
ing witnesses to
the fact that, in
all its carly
stages, cousump-
ton IS a curable
disc asc- N OF
cvely case, but a
fr
The Democratic advocate., 1894-06-30
Assassination of President carnot.

President Carnot, of France, was stabbed
to death at Lyons, France, on Sunday
evening, just as he had entered carriage,
after banqueting at the Exposition, to go
to theatre to attend performance. The
assassin, Cesare Giovanni Santo, pushed
through the crowd, stepped on the carriage
and reaching in stabbed the President
through the liver with stiletto. Death
resulted several hours later. The assassin
is an Italian, aged about nineteen years,
and a baker by trade. He seems to have
carefully planned the plot to kill President
Carnot, as he had program OF the festlv-
tiles, and map of the city, upon which
was marked the route Carnot would take
from the Exposition to the theatre, and the
possible stops he would make, when he
could attempt to carry out his design
Santo is an anarchist, and was known to
the police of Cette, where he lived until
Sunday, as a militant anarchist. He was
expelled from Milan last year, and took
refuge in Switzerland. At the time of his
expulsion Swiss and French police author
tiles were advised of it, and he should have
been arrested at once All anarchists
should be made prisoners for life wherever
discovered. They are enemies of order
and peace, and should not be allowed at
large. Disorder and murder is their mis-
sion, and they are only awaiting the oppor-
tunity to create the one or commit the
other; and the only way to prevent crimes
like the assassination of President Carnot
is to imprison anarchists wherever dis
covered.
The high esteem in which President
Carnot was held by the people was fully
demonstrated by an attack by Frenchmen
ON the Italian consulate at Lyons, and by
violence done Italians living in various
cities of the republic. During his admin
istration the republic had been more stable
than for some years, and he had exercised
large influence in maintaining the peace
of Europe. His successor may not be as
prudent and conservative.
The assassination is looked upon with alb
horrence in all the civilized world. Every
ruler in Europe at once telegraphed mes
sages of regret, sorrow, and coincidence,
and the United States Congress adjourned
out of respect to the memory OF President
Carnot, after passing resolution expressive
of the sorrow and sympathy felt for the
French people in the hour of national be-
reavement.
The whole of Europe is aroused against
the anarchists, owing to this latest act OF
violence, and more strict laws and police
surveillance will likely result.
The Democratic advocate., 1894-06-30
RELIGIOUS NOTICES.

The Boys meeting will assemble at Carroll
Hall this Saturday morning.
Methodist Protestant Church. - Sunday
School at 9. a. m. Preaching at 1890 a.
IN. and 8p. IN. Y. P. S. C. E. at 7.30 p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday at p. IN.
A. d. Melvin. Pastor.
The Christian Endeavor Society of Pleas
ant Valley will hold reunion on the 2Sth of
July, to which all the societies in the county
are invited. 1t will be held in the grove of
Harvey Freeman, on the Stone road, near
the village. A number of the most prominent
Christian Endeavor speakers in the county
will be present aEd deliver addresses during
the day. The public in general are cordially
invited. Refreshments.
Rev. G. W. Seilhamer will preach in Union
town Sunday morning and evening.
St. Paul's Reformed Church.
School at 9. Is a. m. Divine service at 1913
a. m. and 6.l5 p. m.
Calvin s. Slagle, Pastor.
Centenary NJ. E. Church.-Sunday School
at 9.15 a. m. Preaching at 1890 a. m., and
at p. m. all address on Missions by Mrs.
Wright, Secretary of the West Baltimore
Branch of the Woman's Foreign Missionary
Society. Epworth League service at 7.15 p.
m. Prayer meeting Wednesday at p. IN.
Bible class Friday at 8 p. m. The Sacrament
of the Lords Supper will be administered at
the Sunday morning service.
J. l.. Walsh. Pastor.
St. Johns Church-Rev. Father Cassidy,
Pastor.-Sunday, Low Mass at 7.l5 and High
Mass at 10 u. m. During the week Mass at
$50 a. m.
Salem Charge Lutheran Church.-St. Ben.
jamin's Church-Sunday School at 800 a. m.
Preaching at 10 a. m. St. Johns Church
Sunday School at p. m. Preaching at p.
m. Catechise at 8 p. IN. Young Peoples
Missionary Society at p. m.
s. A Diehl, Pastor.
Grace Lutheran Church.-Sunday School
at 8 a. m. Holy Communion at 1920 a. m.
and 8 p. m. Y. P. S. C. E. at 7.l5 p. IN.
P. q. Miller, Pastor.
Ascension Church-Sixth Sunday after
Trinity, July lst.-Celebratio of Holy Com
munion at Z. Second Celebration and Ser
mon at 1890. Childrens Service at 400.
Evensong and sermon at 8. Daily-Holy
Communion at I. Morning Prayer at 9.
Evensong at 5. Jesse Higgins, Rector.
Carroll Charge Reformed Church. h.-Benia-
minis Church-Change of Service. Sunday
School at p. m. Divine service at p. m.
Jerusalem Church, Bachman's Valley--Diyine
s6Eflcc at ~ lAOiy At
Benjamin's Church Sunday, July s, at 10 a.
m. Preparatory service Saturday, July !, at
2 p. m. II. D. Macalister, Pastor.
SPECIAL NoTcE-Since all the arrange
ments for our Reunion were made and the
invitations printed, the Parish has met with
great bereavement, and it seems fitting that
the formal Reunion Supper, appointed for
O'Clock on July 18th, should be omitted.
The Rector will, however, at that hour hold
an informal Reception at the Rectory for our
parishioners and friends, at which refresh
ments will be served. Jesse Higgins, Rector
Ascension Parish.
The Democratic advocate., 1894-06-30

A violent wind storm, accompanied by tor
rents of rain, prevailed at Detroit Sunday
afternoon. Caleb E. Healy and two daugh
ters of Captain 0rtwine, of the fire depart
ment, were drowned by the capsizing of a
steam launch near Belle Isle Park. Two OF
Healy's daughters were with the party, but
were rescued. AT Rochester, N. Y, two
children were killed by lightning; at Toronto,
Canada, two men who were sailing we're
drowned; at Brazil, Indiana, the city hall and
other buildings were wrecked.
Governor Hogg, of Texas, is man with 8
large sense of humor. He has two daughters.
One of them he named lima Hogg and the
other IRA Hogg. He wanted to name hi:
son Bea Hogg, but his wife put stop to that
The Democratic advocate., 1894-06-30
A COLLISION AT SEA.
Narrow Escape of Two Steamers.

The steamship Delano arrived in Baltimore
on Saturday last from Sunderland, England,
with her bow stove in, the bowsprit gone, and
the foretopmast and fore rigging missing.
The hole in the bow extended from the fore
castle head, down twenty feet. toward the
water line. Many plates on the starboard
side near the bow we're bent and twisted out
of shape, and even the igurehead was mashed
in, she having been in collision with the
steamship New York of the American line on
Friday at l a. M. One steamer was going
out and the other coming in. When about
200 miles off the coast of Massachusetts there
was a sudden crash. The night was dark and
neither lookout saw the other until the crash
came. Both vessels, after finding that they
were not taking water, proceeded on their
way. The New York had 100 passengers
besides her crew and those in the steerage,
making IA total of over 1900 persons.
Chief Officer Cross, of the Delano, said
The collision was an unfortunate affair, but
we are glad to get off with our lives. Shortly
before the steamers collided the lookout re-
ported a steamer approaching over the star
board bow. In few minutes the vessels
came together with tremendous crash and
the Delano trembled from stem to stern.
Our men quickly recovered from the shock
and we Immediately set out to ascertain the
extent of the damage. The huge waves were
lashing in the big hole in the bow, our an
chors were gone, and everything seemed in
mess We found that no serious damage had
been done and then turned our attention to
the New York. She was pitching about and
the crew were running fore and aft on a tour
of investigation. When we learned that she
was all right We signalled good night, and
steamed away.
The Democratic advocate., 1894-06-30
Bishop Meouade on the Hibernians

At Rochester, New York, on Monday the
annual state convention of the Ancient Order
of Hibernians began The delegates attended
mass at the Cathedral, and were recognized
for the first time by the Roman Catholic
Church. Bishop McQuade read an address
why he had not recognized the Order before
and why he does now. Briefly, his explanation
was that the society was allied to foreign So
cieiies, had been used for bad purposes, was
bound by secret oath itself and was gov
erned by foreign oath bound authority. These
objections, he said, are now removed. In
the course of his remarks, the Bishop said
'sWe are well rid of Europe, and the less
we have to do with it the better. But when
the European society is u secret, oath bound
organization, our American societies, organ
lied chiefly for mutual aid and benevolent pur-
poses, become smirched by the wrongdoings
of their foreign associates, and the evil grows
in magnitude.
We do not need these European entangle-
ments in political or social life If Catholic
Irishmen may with impunity and without re
proach become tools in the hands OF foreign
oath bound societies, so may Catholic Ger
mans, Catholic Poles, Catholic Italians with
equal impunity ally themselves to foreign
oath. bound secret societies. The people who
do not like this country and insist upon keep
ing up unldWIul atnllhllOHS VIII Tue Oiu couh-
tries of Europe would do well to return to the
country from which they came. 1t does not
follow that European may not retain tender
love for the land of his birth, where he buried
the bones of his ancestors. 1t does not follow
that he may not glory in the noble achieve
ments of the fatherlaBd; but it does mean that
he should not tie himself hand and foot to the
secret governing power of any European or
ganization. The Catholic Church cannot
afford to sanction any body of her children
who ally themselves with any such European
body.
A second important objection to the Ancient
Order of Hibernians as first constituted in this
country was the oath of secrecy by which its
members were bound. Such oaths are never
manly, are un-American, lower the taker of
them in his own estimation, as well as in that
of his fellow citizens, and are a serious danger
to government in republic whose free and
untrammeled vote at the ballot box is its only
safety -