The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-11-14
ALI Sorts OF Paragraphs.

- There are three times as many
widows as widowers.
Divorce is the imperfect remedy
of an imperfect social state.
When all men know little, how
can any one man know it all :?
y Most people are better thai their
neighbors give them credit for.
= An express train locomotive ona
railroad consumes 10 gallons Of water
per mile.
1t is hard to find man who does
not put the blame Of his misfortune
upon his wife.
God never did, never will, never
can make mistake. His will and
ways are always right.
=" EFF you wanter fattah er mans
vanity good, said Uncle Eben, "tell
i'm he. ain got none
IF the United States has as great
relative population as Japan, it
would have $50, 900, 900 people.
Economic writer's declare that the
income of the Gear Of Russia is equal
to $25, 900. per day every day in the
year.
He that can feast upon anothef's
misery, vexation or Disappointment !
has most unhealthy soul. &.
| "A radish 3 feet and s inches In
length and % inches in circumference s
| is on exhibition at Winter Haven,
Florida.
= The girl with one beau to her
string stands better chance Of not
being an old maid than the girl with a.;
dozen.
= It would require eight hundred
thousand full moons to produce e.
day as brilliant as one Of cfoudless
sunshine. ~
Lovers love to tell each other
what they think of each other. SoSdo
married people, sometimes-and they
do it, too.
- One mile of wire, such as is used
in the manufacture Of hair springs for
watches, would weigh less than half 9
pound.
1t is considered unlucky III Ire-
land to view a funeral procession
while the beholder is under an um-
brella.
Sugar was unknown in Europe be-
fore the Christian era, and only came
into common use in the seventeenth
century.
- Artificial ice is now so made in
France that upon giving it rap twill
separate into small cubes instead Of
irregular Jumps.
/, - Exactly why the magnetic needle
always points to the northward has
never been positively determined by
the scientists.
= If America was densely popula-
ted as Europe it would contain as
many people as there are in the world
at the present time. -
"A hypocrite is man who makes
a great deal of noise over peoples:
souls, but never cares dime what be-
comes Of their bodies.
For pain in the side or,chestE
there is nothing so good as a piece Of
flannel dampened with ChamberlainSs
Pain Balm and bound on over the seat
of pain. It affords prompt and per-
manent relief and if used in time will
often prevent cold from resulting in
pneumonia. This same treatment is a.
sure cure for lame back. For sale by
Hill Bros.
He-''Do you think your father.
would object to marrying you?' She
don't know. If he's anything like
me he would.
Drums made Of aluminium are used
in the German army. They are Light
er, and give louder and more musi-
cal sound than those mad Of any other
metal.
Nine. Regnen, florist Of Roos-
toen, Holland, is the owner of a giant
rosebush, which had 5000 roses in full
bloom at one time during the past
summer.
There is specimen of the Mis-
sion Grapevine at Carpenteria, CAL,
which has girth Of six feet and
four inches at the base, and is still
growing.
Among other ''Ma1ims for
Preachers, contained in series
published by Jewish Rabbi, are.
these: eff you have nothing to say,
say nothing. When you are done,
stop"
"Whistling for half an hour af-
ter meats is," says Mrs. Alice Shaw,
of whistling fame, "the best possible
aid to digestion. Try it, weak.chest--
ed, slender .throated sisters, and profit
by my experience, she adds.
The discovery has been made by
a scientific Frenchman that potatoes
planted near an electric wire grow to
| be very large, and that tomatoes In
contact with an electric wire ripen
eight days earlier than usual.
= Mrs. Newed-I went through
Georges pockets last night to hunt
for charge, as you advised me to, and
| I found some letters gave him to
post last week now daren't sco!d
about the letters for fear he'll scold
about my going through his pockets.
The new rife which has been
adopted in the United States army
weighs only eight pounds, and will
xiii man ut distance of two miles.
With the use of smokeless powder, it
is said, man would be killed before
he heard or knew Of the report: The
bullet is to be of nickel or steel.
Henry Wilson, the postmaster at
Welshton, Florida, says he cured a,
sase of diarrhea Of long standing in
elk hours, with one small bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. What pleasant
surprise that must have been to the
sufferer. Such cures are not unusual
with this remedy. In many instances
only one or two doses are required to
give permanent relief. 1t can always
be depended upon. When reduced
with water it is pleasant to take. For
sale by Hill Bros.