Oxford eagle., 1894-12-20

He puri ng. wflf vou love ne
when Fu raue1- >fe-'.Yes. 70 wa ar~
uat tau far gone --Tit- Bats.
-Cussu1usr- What have vou IA thr
shaps of urans-ps- tsru-,e--'- Well we
have ba-ehalIs. Harlem Lis..
-Jiusaa - Is IaclsS-aa ulalsza.,
money EiiI=ou-.-E xrls.sS -. He has
hegul eaiiiasr his customers his sls-
euteie. y Y Weekly
= Fam-'-u ui8Naad tell vau the truth
wheu voa asked her her age Jae5s ~
-Yes.- Tom-'-Whas asL She -avr-'
jack >le said u was none II nv
bus 5us.ss- - \ azilses. EiatI.
Mrs. Parvenes,- and What ,la.~
your husband Jos-. N-~ Hcavvula.e-
tis ehsiSe> silver NrS4 Pa-veuoo-
- sloes miHe, bat he never sscrns 70
hs able - eatch 5t-~->vraeuse Post
II Dvlieasc Compliment Mrs. tia,sI-
feet---Wll vCu ask 4 blessing Mr.
t'uestF Mr. tsuest casting his eve AL
ulirin-ly over the table, Really. M
dear nlaaiarn. Il doSsat uee,l it~-De-
truit Free Press.
w har = hiS Prusessiour- said one
xirk Hes a capitalist replied the
ether he looks ike an artist oh.
be =. He makes the capital letters
thar begin the magazine artisIes. -
Washington >ta-
Il middle Georgia man rcceutIv
smashed the globe of an arc lamp IN
order - light his PIPE He had never
subscribed - a newspaper. but lis
fa=eral nctise aPpearest in print Just
the same.-EleesricaI Review.
-r0m-'-What sort of a fellow i
VIII Norris kitty---Yau know his
brother Jack Tom--.No. never ms, ,
him Eittv-~Oh. we'll. WI : iu~t
a. different rom him As yea can r.5ssi-
biv imagine Smith. Gray < Cas-
Monthly.
Miss Young hriCis--'-T have not ths,
slightest i,iea how the vesislir.r S..rvi.-,.
begins III have 10 Iooss il up.~ Her
Intended gianeiug with admiration az
the webbing giftSl-~Whv rot start
F II NHoW al men by the>.. presents 8
- she told ron 70 vshsn vou pro-
Pass'L said the >ympathiziax f-iez1.
-fes. replas'i Wiule Wfhble>. with a
siga- 1t worries ne a COED deal. -,
hate paradoxes was thfs one y
F I should say -. YoH wouldn-t insar-
me that auvs.siy couId b.- - positively
F negative " ashiR-tou >sar.
Z Lady % the House - I-is.en.. Char.
lotte. am Scin< - give a PARTY. sun.
psr and a eanee- Nov- you VII have
f q show What yuG can dc. - a. % lsev
up with 2 ereslit e ny establish
F meat Co-asS-'-With pleasure. ma
hgt ean Only dan-e ths. waltz ara tb,.
I pisa Nou vii have % excuse M
f tfogu tae gua2rilles. - L-uStis-e Blastsr
Ms GaE-'-What nigh. D. tbe
matter. Ms. Menu1erg Shu-e ARD -
.oeaS u1s'i <hsE puzzl-si.- Mr.. Nenrf-
FER Ant 7 an that. M-s Guz Ivan.
- buy a quarter Of a p.lans ef tav au.i
a neN giass hutter-,lssh. and ~ rh5S
a''si by thas don't kuow v~hethsr "a
Guy nay taE At IRE shop where thev give
away tie eutter-1lshes. CT % purchase
ny butter--sish a. the shop where tbev
give away the tav.-aaIf Eolssav.
+ Nv Soai vvgIaaz- sd the learped
Tus'ge- --ycu must give an answer i
the feNest possible Vro-ris-sf vvai..5 vou
are capable % tle Plaza and simple
question whether, whez yen vse-s
crossing the street with the baby On
yozr Arm and the omnibus was eo-.
Iag dopSn On the riSht side aud the e.
On TIE left and The b-ulghaz vas nv
~ - pass the omnibus. yGu saw ths
Pl2-n-l1 between TIE brou-hsz All
the CAD. q whether and when vou sa-
him a. al ard whether or not uea,
the broGghzm- CAB. and ouzEsrS. ),
either, CT any two. and which of tber
respectively cr how = Was --Ph-zss1
P1la Tines.