The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-10
SOME HAPPENINGS.
As Reported by a Local Scribe on the Bone
Vile RnaIa.

As Reported by a Local Scribe on the Bone
VILE Bugle.
We local took Tia the grand full dress ball
given 80 5locum's Valley last Friday even
ing by Arch Walton's mother in honor 81
his return fr0ss ~lnsvson' 3 Corners, where
lie has been acting as managing director III
the Lone Star sawmill in place of his father
who has gone to Dwight on personal bust
ness Will Cooper's string band furnished
the music, and 81 couples tripped the light
fantastic until the wee sna' hours ayant
the 10 8"
We have received a letter from Liberty
vile signed Glorious. Offering a poem of LIS
stanzas. entitled THE Rancher's Doom.
IL exchange for subscription and Job work
which we hereby gently but firmly decline.
we are not half as much interesr ed ia The
Raneher's Doom at this juncture as we
are in replenishing our w0odpile and rails
ing the funds to pay for AS pounds Of neT
roller composition due here next week from
ST. Louis. If Glorious has d cord or two OF
green hickory or some Of Uncle Sam j. o.
Us, we shall be glad to talk business with
him. with a view TO placing his name ON the
subscription list OF Bonevlle's leading fam
lly- literary and political Journal
The beautiful aud thrilling drama of
.tEast Lynne" which is to be presented at
Perkins Opera House next Saturday even
ing By the Galaxy Dramatic com pany of
New 81 ork, viii be the great amusement
event oi this season ia this city. WE saw
this play performed during our visit ID -t
Louis in the winter Of 1856 and cam truth-
fully say that there was not d dry eye ir THE
house The coming performance in This
city VIII be enlivened by Miss Bessie Slicer
who VIII Introduce her justly celebrated
serpentine dance during the second act
Our article In last weeks Bugle alIai gn-
ing President Cleveland Hawaiian policy
has rs yet received no reply from the ~ bite
House nor from the sIavish organs of tho
administration. This silence speaks for
itself aud needs no comment
HARRY Smiler of Norton Hill Sundaved
il this city last week Harry IS Is hand-
some rs ever and Dame Rumor whispers
that Bonneville haas @ powerful attraction for
him ln the person of one of our most stylish
and beautiful young ladies. Good luck to
you, Harryi
Mrs. James Stimson Of Beaver township
pleasantly surprised the EDITORS family a
few days ago by presenting them with a
large crock Of the most delicious elderbelry
Jam ID has ever been our pleasure TO enjoy.
Mrs. Suimsou is a jealous Christian woman
and q generous ueighbor, who IS never so
happy as when doing kind acts TO the poor
and needy whom she meets on the pathway
az life. Many thanks. Mrs. s.
We have al this Office nine dozen and odd
bottles Of W hackers noncorrosive and in-
falllbIe hair grower, taken ida exchange for
the beautiful two column display adj now
running ON our second page, and VIII pre-
sent one bottle of it to every. subscrI Der who
settles all arrears and pays a years sub
scriptiOn in advance any time between now I
and a pril /. This is an opportunity sell
dom offered, and if it is properly improved /
by our readers there won't be q single bald
head in Bonneville for many year. The
noncorrosive infallibie hair grower also I
makes an excellent article for polishing fur (
niUure and discriminating red ants. Come
In early If you want bottle.
We understand that Jud Lawson, who 4
was locked up in the cooler last Saturday 4
night for reelimg along Prunestone avenue 4
and yelling that he was a bigger man than
The Bugle in reporting him iii its last issue I
as "a common drunk" If it VIII suit Mr. (
Lawson any better, we Will retract the
common drunk" and set him down as an /
uncommon drunk We study to please /
judi and corrections are our stronghold.
The mush and milk social at the Creek /
schOOlhouse last Tuesday evening for the
benefit of the Iennyson Literary society
was brilliant affair. The table fairly
groaned under the weight of good things +
and All Went as merry as q marriage bell. .
The only disappointment connected with Z
the occasion was the failure of BERTHE Sykes 4
to execute Moses i'm Egypt on one string Z
on the guitar as the programme announced. I
1T seems chat when BERTHE went to get his
guitar TO give his rendition he found that
some heartles wretch had Just poured the /
Instrument fun of hot mush. thereby com
pletely destroying It's tone and running a
brand new set of strings, besides causinga /
loss of at least so cents worth Of mush.
How long VIII such high handed 0utrages
be permitted to go UNPUBLISHED in this conn ;
munity Bonneville Bugle-