The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-17

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Weather INDICATIONS
Tosafnofon. March 17-For Kanaas.
Forecast tfH j. b. Sunday Fairy
cooler sunday n40rusng and pro5a5Ey sa
he epenGugs south aeands becoming North
l1sstsrly.
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THIS is what we call a typical Kansas
March
BREcKISR lDeE's -rongued oratory
is badly furnished
BREcKrNRrDaH's record looks like
double charge Of buekshot had struck it.
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Is the Oregon militia ready for its
outinge 10 "a Governor Pennoyer's turn
nextq
CoxEY's industrial army says it wants
to remodel the government; but really all
81 wants IS soup.
Ir is proposed to dramatic the Lew
cling war of last winter with General
Artz in the comedy part
EVERYBODY but Mrs. Lease thinks that
Gov. Lewelling has a lead pipe cineh on
the nomination for governor.
THERE is soon going to be another case
of Irish eviction in New York; when the
Tammany hall crowd is put out
DYNAMITE bombs are getting SO plen-
tiful chat they viii soon be quoted at %
much per doz ia the eastern markets.
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THn rats desert a sinking ship. Gov
dwellings nephew has resigned bis
place at the state house and gone home.
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TEE bacillus Of rheumatism has been
discovered It should BE hung By the
neck until dead without the benefit Of
clergy
Gov. warm has concluded not to
wade in blood this time; just plain Den
yer dust seems to have been satisfactory
enough.
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THE spring styles in mems hats are
fearfully ana wonderfully made; hap
PLY they win soon be superseded by
summer styles
CuRFEw ought to he rung again-to
putt out al fires at o'olocks particularly
hres made Of garbage raked from the
garden.
TEE PopuHst idea of the state board Of
charity is that it begins at home; which
means shat all the relations shall have
Jobs FIRST
INDICATIONS in the southwest are that
there is a low barometer in Jerry Simp-
sons district, which win develop into a
Republican blizzard
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TIE kind of veal furnished by Com
mandant Moody at the Fr Dodge home
VIII make him sicker than anybody else
before he gets through with it.
TIE New York World il the most adj
mirable Democratic paper in the United
States. IL doesn't find a single thing in
mn Democratic party f. commend.
TIE Troy l2y w. Press. publishes a
story entitled eThe Toughest Town in the
World" Strange 70 say IL is about a for
eign city andnever mentions Troy.
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DID you hear the loud thunder of ar
tllery coming from Denver-ward- Mo,
nothing but the loud laughter IF the gid
dy populace Al Gov. Waite's bluff
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A NEW YoRK paper asks that Senator
Brice Zip UP q penny to see which party
he belongs to- He belongs to any party
which has q tender side for the sugar
trustf
TIE woman who now offers man
a 50 cent job of beating carpets, feels as
sured she has done her duty to the Gun
employed" and they have hereafter no
reason TO complain.
Ir Is reported that the next move to
be made by one of the sabbatarian
ministers of Topeka Isl to object to the
eating of an egg laid ON Monday because
the hen prepared it on Sunday.
THE fact that there are 100000 pen
Eioners ON the list dllE the Democracy
with horror. Well, there wouldn't have
been any pension list if it hadn't been for
ehe Democracy. Let them take their
medicine.