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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Coal mine owners are reaping bonan-
"a out of tie strike. They have got to-
gether in the east and put up the price, SO
that the big reserves in the hands of those
who prepared for the strike will yield a
princely profit. The Santa Fee railroad
has an immense reserve of Canon coal
here at Dodge City. Tney have doubt
less anticipated this state of affairs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Program for Tuesday evening, May n,
at Christian church:
Resolved, That the work Of Alexander
Hamilton in the creation Of our govern
ment under the present form. and in re-
lation to it, hecal policy. has been ;of
greater importance than the work OF
Thomas Jefferson In respect thereto.
Afiirmative-L. G. GFobety, E. D.
Webb, +. v. Lan6
Neg1tive-. u. Ktrkpanick, B. =
Milton, ]. II. Ben. Z
Speeches limited to ten minutes. All
interested are invited to participate.
Good music viii Be furnished.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18
Children Cry for Pitch
oF'0 CaStOri0.

People have begun to send us orders for
Stead's great book, IF Christ Came to
Chicago" Regular subscribers get them
for forty cents. All others, SOC, regular
price Of publishing house i'm Chicago.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Reports indicate that our wheat crop
will not be so good as it gave promise of
until the last few days. but alfalfa is
better than has ever been known before
in the history of the country. Harvest
ing this crop will begin next week.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Go to Bells for your harness. Selling
Just as cheap AS you can buy in Kansas
City, Ifyou want repairing done, Mr..
+. Dada is there to fix up your harness.
He Is the only Saddler in Dodge City
Cali end see for Yourselves.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

StOddar's Portfolio of Photographs
handsomely bound in Morocco lea tler for
So. Half Morocco 81. Full Russia SIS.
Half Russia $3.50. Cloth Sl5O.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Go to II. &. Bell, south side J. R., 70
Buggies; Just received car l06e of Col
umbus and Abbott Buggy Co. nske, and
will sell cheaper than any house In town,
same quality Of goods.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Ii the Empress flour does not prove to
be equal to the best flour you can find in
this market or any other BondurantS Dung
will send their delivery wagon around to
get it and refund Your money.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Creates health. creates strength, creates
vigor; De Wits Sarsaparilla. II recon-
mends itself
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18
". C. SHINN, Manager.
FRIDAY, MAY 18th, 1894.

In shipping chinch bugs to Lawrence
use a tin can with small holes perforated
to admit ai.. Send them by mail to Prof.
Snow. of Lawrence.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

The latest styles Of millinery goods can
be found at Mrs. Justin's, at prices to
suit times. First class dressmaker in
connection with the millinery. cost
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18
NOTICE..

The Board Of County Commissioners
will sit as Board of Equalization Of
Taxes on Monday, June 18th, 1894. at 10
a. m, at the office of the County Clerk.
All persons feeling themselves aggrieved
can appear and have all errors in the re-
turns corrected.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Go to Ii. B. Bells. south side X. R..
for all kinds of Farming Implements.
Now is the time to buy way down.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Try our Pancake Flour at 80 cents a
sack. -Bondurant & Young.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Mrs. Justin Is doing a cash business.
and every lady who buys a hat gets the
benefit of it. % st
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18
sALMAcUNDI.

/. r. Miller will sell you 500 pounds
of good flour for Sc %.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

School district order books al the coun.
ty superintendent Office, Globe print, 75c
each.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Hats reshaped and trimmed over al
prices to suit times. at Mrs. Justin's.
post
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Sewing Machines cleaned and repaired
by A. T. COOKS, at Sughrue & COons' Sec
ond Hand Store, Front ST., Dodge City.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

Horses to exchange for 400 acres of
breaking.-W j. FITZGERALD.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

StOddards, Worlds Fair and all other
portfolios Of Photographic views hand
sOmely bound at this Office at prices be-
low eastern houses.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1894-05-18

WESTERN KANSAS IRRI6A-
TON ASSOCIATION.
DODGE CITY CONVENTION.
:. MAY, 1894. =.
PROGRAMME.
SATURDAY. 20.
Massachusetts Orchestra.
"The Keys of the City. ~. :. Fir
gerald, Dodge City.
"What Is Being Done for Irrigation in
Western Kansas, ''-E. Il. Noses,
President Interstate Irrigation As
sociatiou, CIT. Bend.
Future of the Arkansas Valley"
Y. Hiuckley, Irrigation Engineer,
Topeka.
"Irrigation for Western kansas-What
it will do for us, "-:7mdge f. S. En-
cry. National Lecturer, Lawrence.
6 Music.
"Windmi!s and ervoirs''-/ra HUB
bell, Kansas City.
8 "Measurements Of Water in the Arkan-
sas River,' -Hon. +. II. Neral,
Washington, D. c.
EVENING SESSION.
Music-Beesoa's Orchestra.
10 "My Experiences and Observations of
Irrigation, '-Hon. :. Il. Burton,
abilene.
II Irrigation and Work of the Interstate
Association'-1. L. B,iSto.v. Score
kayv Interstate association, .Salina.
IL Music.
4, possibilities and Certainties of Irriga-
tion''-Ccft. John II. Churchill,
Dodge City.
IL "Relation of Irrigation to Land Values"
-'fno. z. Frost, Land Commissioner
Il. T. d S. +. X. r., Topeka.
I, Progress of Irrigation in Kansas"
Hon. d. N. Frost, Garden City.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
TOWN TOPICS.
The Journal of Society,
(S PAGES) (THURSDAYl

Is universally recognized as the most complete
weekly journal in the world
Its "Saunterings". columns are inimitable Its
New York, Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and ali
It's Fnanca mot ee1asd by
bankers r, and brokers Its Literary shownotes
viewers Its "Afeld and Afoat" makes it the
most interesting paper for all lovers Of sport
Its On the Turf excels all other racing notes. Its
Duresques, poems and jokes are the cleverest. Its
Rives, Marion Crawford. Julian Hawthorne, Edgar
Barry Fs Mar ay aeer
Ripnng. ambrose Berce, etc. etc, and are, even if
without coarseness anything to Offend the most
refined and moral woman. In addition to all this
OF some man eminent in his walk of life
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04

penny remained stuck fast. He
put bown his luggage, his coat and
umbrella, took out a new knife,
opened a hawk blade, and with it
strove to recover his money.
The people ran against him.
swore at him, almost knocked him
down. He broke the blade Of his
knife, and just then a man hurry
ing to catch a train, stumbled over
the valise, got his foot hung in the
armhole of the overcoat, plunged
forward, kicked the valise open,
and smashed a bottle of horse lini-
ment.
The man dropped his knife and
ran after his valise, and when he
gathered up the fragments Of his
baggage and his torn coat he re-
turned to the slot machine to find
that some one had stolen his knife.
But he didn't swear. He simply
said: "And they call this civiliza-
ton
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
HAS NO FAITH IN SLOT
MACHINES.

At the Congress street elevated
station at evening during a rush.
a man, evidently a stranger, came
along and halted in front of the
machine which offers stick of
gum for one penny showed into the
slot. This man carried an over
coat, a large valise, and an umbrella.
He evidently figured out in his
mind that it would be a good idea
to take some gum home with him.
80 he took out penny, but held
1T for moment as if 10th to part
with it. He knew that the penny
was good, it was backed by good
government, but he appeared to be
doubtful as to the quality Of the
gum.
The throng of people jostled him,
and the train gong was sounding.
Carefully he selected a slot, and
still more carefully did he insert
the coin into the small opening
1t went about three-fourths of the
way in and stuck. He grabbed hold
of the machine and shook it. The
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
AGENTS WANTED.
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THE BEAUTIFUL ROCKIES.
They G" . ,in rhe Crandr~. scenery
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the world.

The richest. CT ,lldeot. most awe
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when YOU write,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
4GSS&&&&&&&&eA9S
x%A Humorous. IS
The Hamlet of HOcus Pc.

On the thirty-second day of the thirteenth month,
on the eighth day of the week,
On the twenty-fifth hour and the sixty first min
ute, we'll find all things that we seek.
They are there in the limbo of LillipOp land, a
cloud island and resting in air,
On the Nowhere side of the Mountain of Mist, in
the Valley of Overthere
On the Nowhere side of the Mountain of Mist, in
the Valley of Overthere,
On a solid vapOr foundation of cloud are palaces
grand and fair;
And there is where dreams will come true,
and the seeds of our hope will grow.
ON the thitherward side of the Hills of Hope, in
the Hamlet of HOcuS Pc.
On the thitherward side of the Hills of Hope in
the Hamlet of HOcuS Pc,
We shall see all the things that we want to see
and know all we care to know;
For there the old men will never lament, the
babies never will squeak,
In the CrOSSrOad Corners of ChaOSville, in the
county of HideandgOseek.
In the CrOSs-rOad Corners of ChaOSvile, in the
county of HideandgOSeek.
On the thirty -secOnd day of the thirteenth month";
on the eighth day of the week,
We shall do all the things that we please to do
and accomplish whatever we try,
On the sunset shore of SOmetmeOrOther, by the
beautiful Bay of BimeDy.
S. w. FOsS, in Washington Post
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
SENTIMENT

whats the matter wild yer, any
how?" said Meandering Mike
Yer acts like, yer was goin' ter
cry"
Il dino, replied Flooding Pete.
"Maybe [ am. I've been thinking
Nv my was ed life, all. I'm home
sick
"Homesick! Well, [ don't know
but what it's natural. In gittin'
kind O that way myself, We
hahn neither Nv us been inside NV
Jail for more,n six months .
Washington Star.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
A WORTHY CASE.

Prisoner acknowledge, your
honor, that l stole the shovel, but
my family was starving, and
Judge-Discharged! Any fam
lily that is so hungry it will eat a
shovel must be deserving Of pity!
Boston Traveller.
Father-My boy? [ am going
to Chicago tomorrow, and [ wish
you would hoe them beans.
Son-Why do you go to Chicago
sir?
Father To see the wheels 90
round?
Son-Why not stay at home, and
feel them go round, sir?
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
Preacher (Out west = Let ever

Preacher (out west )-''Let every
one in this congregation who
desires to go to heaven, stand up"
Almost every one rises. Preacher
-"Now let every one who wants
to go to the other place stand up"
No one rises. After a minute or
two man in the back seat gets
slowly up and says: Il don't
particularly want to go to the other
place, but | am willing to stand up
rather than let the minister 90
there alone" Elk.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
REASONING FROM ANALOGY.

Mamma said the baby, what
are you soaking your feet for?''
Because my head aches, dear"
The baby was evidently puzzled
and remained wrapt in thought
for a few minutes Then he broke
the silence again.
Mamma, if your feet ached
would you soak your head Pr
Truth.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04

There are several ways to run a
newspaper, but [ must say the best
way is told in the following: A
western editor once invited CORES
pondence as to the best way to con-
duct his paper, and the man who
hit the nail squarely on the head,
replied anonymously, on postal
card: run it as you id please.
Anoka Union.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1894-10-04
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20

has eyer lived who has done more gooo
TO her fellow-men. She has always SHOWN
herself TO be a sensible reasonable. but
very strong-willed lady, fully capable Oh
conducting her own affairs successfully.
she has erected two churches soiaiy
NJ her own expense-one at Carlisle. the
other at Westminster-in England, anu
has beside contributed 10 the buildibg OF
many. Rut II is in London, that CITY OF
soothing humanity, that she has accom-
nitsbed most good, Columbia Market one
Of the most magnificent buildings In north
aastarn Iondon was erected ana present
ed 70 the city, in order that cheap anu
wholesome food. particularly fsh, might
he conveniently supplied to neighbor-
hood which was one Of the most needy
In the English capital In what Is known
as Victoria park stands handsome
drinking fountain for the use OF the tired
and thirsty horses; indeed, | have not
sufficient space to-day to tell you OF any
thiua, like all the generous deeds she mas
done. She is fond OF all dumb animals
and prominent and active member OF
the Society for the Prevention or Cruei-
ty'' to them.
She delights In hospitality to the very
poor. and the beautiful grounds and gar
den Of her Highgate villa are open 70 the
school children. who visit them in thou
sands. She Is the idol Of the working
people. as she deserves TO be.
She was made baroness In June, 1871.
by Queen Victoria, and in 1881 was mar
ried to Mr. William Ashmead Bartlett.
who had for a long time been her ADVISER
in business affairs. She held portion OF
her property on the condition that she was
never to marry, and for this reason many
Of her friends tried TO dissuade her from
her purpose. but she has never been
woman who valued money more than
affection. and the remonstrances OF her
friends had no effect uron her. The
bridesmaids upon the occasion or h'F
wedding wera tiny little girls who car
ried bouquets nearly as big as themselves.
Since her marriage she and her nus
band have worked together for the good
Of their fellows. aud the boot-blacks'
newsboys and dirty half-staryed Mite
waits OF the London streets have bad
reason TO thank the good God for thes
generous and loving friends.-Souihern
Chrrohmau
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20
A jumper.

He jumped out Of bed, and Jumped mo
10 iu,nped for the paper that had The
days news; -, ..,,.,,
For his hir outside coat. and his every
day hat
He jumped on a car that was going down
town. ,..
And he jumped 10 shake han1S WIN "''
neighbor. Miss Brown
lie Jumped from the ear when the oi"'e
was reached,
And jumped with alarm when the "ie
whistle screcched.
He Jumped into harness to DO his DAY"
work. ...... 49,.
And never was known one small du'y 10
shirk;
When doing his work. If folks into MN
bumped.
He stopped not to argue bur over ll,i'
jumped
He umped at each chance that the day
brought 10 him $500.
To enlarge and expand his wallets p'lF"'
rim;
And when he got through at the end OF
the day,
lie Jumped on the car that was eoias
his way.
HIS wife and his children jumped at his
return,
TO greet him and all the days triumphs
10 learn,
And when the last prayer and good night
had been said,
Year in and year out, he jumped iato
bed.
Boston Globe.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20
Sharp>h0OierS.

The disposition Of Americans 10 exag-
e,erate is especially prominent In what -
known as American humor. a story as
ISOLATED with picket firing" during the
civil war brings out this feature OF ma
tional character. one day there was "a
truce between the hostile picket lines.
"Ho. YanlIi" called out lank Mississip-
plan, who had Just been posted. can
you fellows shoot2" oval. Johnny.
guess We can some. Can your shoot"
shouted back the Confederate. why.
down IN Mississippi We knock humble
bee of : thistle blow at 30 yards"
"Oh. that's nothin 10 the way we shoot
I'D IN Vermont l belonged 60 a company
ND Their OF a hundred men. and every
week We used 10 go out 10 practice. The
cap'n would draw us up in single file. and
set A cider barrel rollin' down hill Each
man took n shot at the bunghole as II
turned up. This barrel was then examined
and II there was shot found that did
not go into the hunghole, the man that
fred Il was expelled. I've belonged TO
the company ten years. and there amt
been nobody expelled yet."-The Inde-
pendent.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20
B.IEOSEsS BURDETIE-CoUyrs.
soine'h ne for the L't,Is Folks Regarding
This Good Woman.

Have you never heard Of the famous
Baroness Burdett-Coutts, Of England, who
has done so much to help the poor. and
who is especially fond of doing good 10
the little street ragamuiiins Of the great
city OF London?
When very young Miss Angela Bur
dett was eft, by the second wife Of her
grandfather. a fortune equal TO some
thing less than sl5,50000). on condition
that she should adopt. in addition 10 her
own name and arms, the name and arms
~ Coutts her mothers.
Think, children. what vast amount
Of money II was. and how difficult II
must have been for young girl to have
been not only prudent, but wise and
heneicent in spending II. However, as
her long life has shown. she was abnn
dainty blessed in ability TO Use her tai
ents OF worldly means. and no woman
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20

Left hand diamond 1, A consonant. 2.
A bird Of the night. 3. Saccharine. 4.
4 sheltered place. s. A eonsonant.
Right hand diamond. l. A consonant.
q Skill. g. A thorn. 4. 4 mineral. 5.
4 consonant.
Both diamonds read together through
the centre give fragrant shrub.
32S-WHEEL PUZZLE.
From one and the same letter which
constitutes the hub. form the following
twelve spokes, reading from the hub to
the circumference. Each spoke seven let
tiers.
l. A reward for saving goods.
?. 4 surgeons knife.
3. A small fish put up in oil.
4. An eplthet meaning very wicked
). Projecting as an angle.
6. a dependency Of Sardinia.
Z. A part in vocal music.
s. Act OF drawing IN.
.. To follow in order.
TO- Wife OF Turkish emperor
H. community.
L. A number Of things under one head.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20
From Father Times.

Dear children.-During the past week
I have received solutions to puzzles from
Helen Louise Roberts. Dudley X. John
ston. Willie Roane. Maggie Haw. Lily
TYLER. Annie W. Martin, and william
A. Bowies, Jr.
The last named little gentleman says;
81 am dreadfully afraid my letter was
too late" but must take this emporium
ity 10 tell him that It is now safe In my
budget, along with the letters OF Other
competitors. and that much enjoyed H.
Miss Annie Martin may make her snal'
,aart easv-I have made the desired cor
rection for her. Cordially yours.
'eO'- FATHER TINES.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20

The eyebaH should D. a clear bln.-h
white color. u it has red strfihs ih
there Is trouble somewhere. II &c is auH
and yellow in color that also rs an inii-
cation Of disease. Ard Ia most cas tne
seat Of the trouble Is not iu the eye Dol IN.
nor the cure I'm eye washes. The 70 ."- n.
which Is accountable for most hin -. is
generally accountable for the bright or
Iack-lustre condition Of the eyes ITO
make d "a eyes shine, therefore, The best
thing IS anu-dyspeptlc mcdic.1e.
One symptom O. q sick headache .s tar
dancing before the eyes ~ iunumefa1ie
specks. The proper treatment for this ls
a sediltz powder and d1rkened room.
Darkness is the best possible thing Tor
eyes that have much work 20 do ana
merely 20 close them for Tive minutes ai
a time produces a rested feeling Whlch
shows Itself I'm their renewed brightness.
Bathing tired eyes IN water as hot as
can be borne and then closing them for
some time Is an excellent daily practice.
But absolutely nothing but water should
ever be allowed 10 touch the eyes exc
cent BY the direction OF the oculist.-New
York World.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1894-05-20
An Extraordinary River.

Near the gulf OF Alden. and connect
ing the lake Of Assal with the main
ocean, is one OF the most wonderful
rivers in the world. This river does not
flow TO, but from the ocean. The surface
OF Lake Assal is nearly 100 feet below
the sea level. and It is fed altogether by
this paradoxical river. the latter being
about twenty-five miles In length. IL
Is said 10 be a wonderful fact that the
river al high tide furnishes exactly enough
water 10 cOunterbalance the extraordinary
corporations OF the lake and that In
consequence the lakes surface remains
at uniform level year after year.-Ths
Million.