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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
soxETHtNa no LOOK OUT FOR

NETTING no LOOK OUT FOR
overloaded and dis
ordered stomachs and
bowels. A long process
sion of diseases starts
from a torpid liver. If
you want relief you will
find it in DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets.
These tiny, sugar-coat-
y ed granules do you per-
n,oaeat good. They act
mildly and naturally and
there's no reaction af-
terward. Constipation,
= Indigestion, Bilious At
tacks, and all derange-
ments of the liver, stom-
- ach and bowels, are
prevented, relieved and
permanently cured.
They're the smallest,
the easiest to take, and
the cheapest-for they're
guaranteed to give salts
faction or your money
- ~,D%,,vooJ
You pay only for the
good you get.
Nothing else urged
by the dealer, though
it may be better for
him to sell, can be "just
BOD" for you to buy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Under Treatment.

A doctor, on taking leave of his patient,
now in a fair way to recovery, recommend
ed him, for the next month or so, TO con-
fine himself to one glass Of beer day. A
week later he met the invalid's wife, and
asked her how he was getting on and if he
had carried out his instructions.
He is much better" she replied, only,
as for the drink he has taken his six weeks
allowance already in advance. "-Flegende
Hlatter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

Our readers will find Simmons Liver
Regulator advertised in these columns.
We advertise it, and use it, and we COM
mend it rs a safe and excellent medicine.
We became acquainted with it in Georgia
where it is standard family medine.
We do not deny the merits of other pre-
parations but simply state that this one
commands confidence. From the "Jour-
nal, Lanesboro, MINI.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

Jock Hardup (despondently) My aunt
says she will leave her money to some de-
serving charity. Tom Brightleigh--C Cheer
up, old man. You will probably get it.
for / don't know any one deserving
charity more than you.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Superior to All Others.

Allcock's Porous Plasters are tho great
external remedy of the day. The quick
est, safest, surest, best. Not only i'm
measurable superior to all other plasters,
but also liniments, ointments, oils and
similar unctuous compounds.
Beware of limitations, and do no be de-
ctived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
PLANTATION induce you to accept a substi-
tute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Lock Picking"
A Luminous Idea.

II heard beautiful new song at the
musicale last evening""
Indeed. What was its"
"'Roll ON, Silver Moon.'"
But that is very old song"
Eyes. but it might have been new
moon. Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
A STRANGE CASE.
How an Enemy was Fooled.

The following graphic statement will be
read with intense Interest: Il cannot describe
the numb, creepy sensation that existed IN my
arms, hands and legs. had to rub and beat
those parts until they were sore, to overcome
In measure the dead feeling That had taken
possession Of them. In. addition. had q
strange weakness in my PACK ana around Lss n my
waist together with an Understandable gone.
feeling in my stomach. Physlcians SAID u
was creeping paralysis, from. WHICH. accofd-
ing to their universal conclusion. there - no
relief Once 1t fAstens upon person, they
say, II continues Its insldiOus progress until
1t reaches vital point and tho sufferer dies.
Such was my prospect. i had been tloctoriny
u year and a half steadily. but with no par
ticular benefit, when saw an advertisement
OF DIR Miles Restorative Nervlne procured
bottle and began using 1t. Marvellous as II
may seem, but u few days had pissed before
every bit Of that crcepy feeling had left me,
and there has not been even the slightest
indication of its return. " now feel as
we'll US ever did. and have gained ten
pounds In weight, though / had run down
from ITO to 1877. Four others have used Dr.
Miles Restorative Nervine on my reconlcn-
dation, and 1t has been as satisfactory In their
cases as in mtne.'--James Kane. La Rue, Q. !,
Dr. Niles Restorative Nervlnc Is sold by All
druggists on 2 positive guarantees, or sent
direct by the DR., lilies Medical Co., Elkhart,
Ind, on receipt Of price, q per bottle: SLY
bottles for IS, express prepaid. 1t Is free trON
opiates Or dangerous drugs.
Sold by all druggists. .
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Unstable Equilibrium,

What queer fellow you are! At one
time you are exceedingly jolly and at an
other quite down in the dumps. You new
er seem able to hit the happy mean"
How can help it! When my heart is
heavy my purse is light, and when my
purse is heavy my heart is light. -Rotter-
damsche Courant
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Telling the Good News.

Mrs. Youngma-And so my baby got the
prize at the baby show? knew he would.
It couldn't have been otherwise.
Old Bachelor Zone of the judges)-Yes,
madam, we all agreed that your baby was
the least Objectionable Of the lot,-New
York Weekly
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nfetlieval Politics.

Teacher--Who can tell me what induced
Sir Walter Raleigh to spread his cloak over
puddle for Queen Elizabeth to passy
Tommy Traddles (whose father holds a
city appointment)-H was workin for the
job of street commissioner PUCK
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Doesn't Please Him.

The unskillfulprinter finds little consola-
ton in the fact that his efforts always re.
ceive the most marked attention at the
hands Of the proofreader Buffalo Courier.
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Reduced Isntcs

On account of the California Mid winter
international exposition. The Santa Ee
route has placed on sale round trip tick
cts to San Francisco at $54.40, including
five admission coupons to the fair. Tick
cts limited thirty days from date of sale.
Continuous passage in each direction, for
full particulars call at city Office.
H. l.. LUTz, Agent.
Gro II NIcHnIRnN G. z
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

The keeping of slaves was prohibited
in this country more than century ago,
but still there are lots of pretty girls
who have 'em.-Somerville journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Self Evident,

Youth How am / to know that this BIZ
cycle is model 1872
Dealer--My dear sir. If it were not 1913
we should not dare charge SO much more
than it Is orth.-Good News
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
OF That Opinion Still.

The Wife-Yes, at first, my dear, the doc
tor thought that your recent sick spell had
affected your brain.
The Husband-He still thinks SO, it
seems, from the bill he sent in yesterday
Truth
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

The sun never sets on highlands
dominions, remarked the Boosting Britt
i,her.
England reminds me of an old hen,
responded the Yankee.
Whys demanded the Britisher, angrily.
hens son never sets, either.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Happily Situated.

'Well, Gottlieb, how are you getting on
in the world?"
Very we'll, thanks. 1 am now u prison
warder aud make u little extra by selling
eatables to the prisoners.
And you are married, suppose? Did
your wife bring you any fortunef"
mot that, exactly, but all her relatives
are customers of mine. "-Dorfbarbier
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Hest Time and service to Chicago

Hest Time and Service to Chicago
and 1T. Louis
Is afforded by the Burlington's vestibuled
flyer, leaving Denver daily at 9p. M,
reaching Chicago at $50 a. IN, and st.
Louis at 7:2O a. M, the second morning,
making close connections with all fast
trains for the east and south. All meals
Ell route served in the famous Burlington
dining cars.
For full information apply 10 local
ticket agents or address e. W. Vallery,
General Agent 1883 18th street, Denver
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

He--What sad face that woman has,
She-Yes, poor dear. She must have
either loved and lost or loved and got
him,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

Hicks and Mabel went skating last
bankment.
Dear met Anything brokens
Yes, their engagement.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

The man who delighted to NOV the lawn,
With q" clickety.clackety- clang!'
Is waiting, now that tho summers gone,
For the snow shovel's reign complete 10 dawn,
With its "btnkety.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
City ticket Office, First National bank
building.
n. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
g. r. NICHOLSON, g. r. & r. A.
Signs Of Health

You don't have to look
twice to detect them--bright
eyes, bright color, bright
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No Doubt About II.

Pompous School Examiner How Is tn,
earth divided
Intelligent Lady, earthquakes, SIR
TIL Bits
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Haunted.

haunted house in these practical and
unromantic days is something of rarity,
but an individual haunted with the idea
that his ailment is incurable is person
age frequently met with. Disbelief in
the ability of medicine to cure is only a
mild form of monomania, although in
some cases repeated failures to obtain re-
lief from many different sources would
almost seem to Justify the doubt. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters has demonstrated
its ability to overcome dyspepsia consti-
patton, liver and kidney trouble, malaria
complaints and nervousness, and its re-
corded achievements in the curative line
ought at least to warrant its trial by any
one troubled with either of the above ail-
ments, even although his previous efforts
TO obtain remedial aid have been fruit.
less. Used with persistence the Bitters
will conquer the most obstinate cases.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
tXAR. ANSUAL MEAN
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN,

The animal monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

The people who always practice what
they preach seem somehow not to preach
such disagreeable things as others d.
Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

Dinks-When woman is in doubt as
to whether she will take we'll IN a photo
graph how is the question usually de-
cidedy
Danks-In the negative, You blockhead,
in the negative.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

My fee, if we win, said the lawyer,
will be $4,000. If we lose it will be ST.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

is replaced by the healthy
kind. SCOTS Emulsion az
cod liver oil effects cure by
building up sound flesh. 1t
is agreeable to taste and
easy Of assimilation.
Prepared by scott 4 BOVINE, y. Y. All druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

Yon mean the other way, don't vous
No, have to charge more when lose
a case to cover the lost Of prestige.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15

GEO. Z. NICHOLSON, G.P.A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-03-15
Rre.tv ,trono reasons for irving

as good" for you to buy.
The morning call., 1894-04-06
THE SADDEST
WORDS OF
EITHER
TONGUE
OR PEN,
YOU'LL HAVE
TO TRY 1T
ON AGAIN.
ARE THOSE SAD WORDS,

This familiar quotation APP
plies fifty to some of these
merchant taiIors who are mer-
chant tailors in name only,
but were they plying their
proper vocation or have an ap-
pelIation fitting to them, they
would be called "cloth butch
ers."
Now with us you can try on
and try on until you find a
garment to fit you, and you
need never leave our house un-
til it does fit you, and no mat
ter how tall, how slim, how
stout, or how short and stout,
no matter how tall and slim,
you will find garments to fit
you, and we have a corps of
excellent tailorS who are at
your disposal to make any al
teration which is necessary to
insure perfect fit.
You don't have to come to us
twice, like you do to the tailor
to try on your garment we
fit you before you leave our
house, and you don't have to
forfeit deposit if the garment
don't please you, like you do at
the tailor's; you pay nothing
until you receive the goods.
That's the way we trade with
you. That's the reason why
we do such big trade while
the other shops are forIorn and
forsaken.
Some people cry dull times.
If you would have been in our
house to-day and had seen the
big crowds of people buying
those Ten-Dollar Suits you
would never think that affairs
were dull in San Francisco. If
there are dull times we're not
feeling them, and as all finan-
Cial affairs have shrunk this
year so have prices shrunk,
and the suits that we are SELL
ing to-day at $40 are actually
and positively SIS, SIS and $40
values, and you'll find they'll
cost you that if you try to get
them elsewhere.
We haven't as many of them
as we had at the beginning of
the week as the good people of
San Francisco and surround
ing cities have been buying
them, but we have a goodIy
assortment yet left to supply
our Friday and Saturday trade.
We have several complete lines
of those Blue and Black Chew
lots, those AIl-WooI Blue and
Black Cheviots in single and
double breasted Sacks and the
Regent Getaway, all tailored
in the latest style known to
tailoring, at
The morning call., 1894-04-06

the admiring attention of the crowd, and
the splendid training OF complex moti0ns
and intricate figures. Now they dashed to
the righten masse. then they wheeled and
returned 10 single lines or four abreast.
Charges such as are made in actual war
were simulated by the cavalry, which
maneuvere6 with wonderful brilliancy and
skill.
This concluded the review of the brigade.
A special series Of maneuvers by the light
artillery and the cavalry was ordered, and
the spectators were treated to a splendid
exhibition of skill and daring. The guns
drawn with infinite velocity by excited
horses were wbirled into all kinds of
positions.
The troops participating in the review
in their order OF march were as follows
with the officers: Colonel Graham and
staff Fifth Artillery band: foot battalion.
COMMANDED by Major Darling. Lieuren ant
Sommerall adjutant; Battery L. Captain
Roberts Battery b, Lieutenant Mcclellan !;
Battery III, Lieutenant Coffin; battery K
Captain Reilly.
Battalion of light artillery under CON-
mand OF Major KinZie; Battery +, Captain
Morris Battery d, LieuteDa ant Brown.
Cavalry battalion under command of
Lieutenant-Colonel Young; Troop V. Cap
tain Parker; Troop K. Lieutenant Ben
son; Troop l, Lieutenant Nolan; Troop
e, Lieutenant Mcclure.
Major-General Schofeld and General
Ruger both expressed themselves as pleased
at the appearance of the men.
The morning call., 1894-04-06
NOT TO BE FOUND.
Coroner Hughes Looking
for a Witness.
Mrs. Newman Supposed to Know of
the Fire That Caused the
Death of Mrs. Ross.

Fire Marshal Towe is still laboring TO az GER
tain who II was that set fire TO the dwelling of
A. X. Irving on Haight street on the morning
OF March "a. and Coroner Hughes is also
gathering important information on the sub.
ect. Both officials are anxious TO find Mrs.
May Newman, the servant who behaved Sal
suspiciously on The morning of the fire. She
was summoned 10 testify before the COrOner's
jury yesterday, but she failed TO appear, and
when deputy was sent for her he returned
with the Information that she could not be
found at the address given by her when sub.
penaed.
Several important Witnesses. including A. K.
Irving the father OF Mrs. Ross, and the Fire
Marshal, were examined.
Mr.. Irving. who Is a contractor and employs
large force of men, slated that when the FIRE
broke out he ran downstairs and out OF the
building, hoping 10 be able TO extinguish the
1re which was under The front steps. He did
not know that Mrs. Ross and other members OF
the household were III danger. and when he en-
deavored 10 re-enter the house he was held
back by The fremen, who Insisted that he could
do nothing but endanger his life.
IAN attempt 10 burn the house was made last
October" said Mr.. Irving. Some one heaped
shayings and paper that had been wet with
coal oil against the building and set fire to the
mass Ny sou put IL out. j do not suspect
any enc of starting that FIRE.
charged workman named Robert Mcdonnell
for drunkenness. He told friend that he
Would DO me up.' had warrant Issued for
his arrest the day before the fire. he cannon
be found"
Fire Marshal Towe testified that the fire was
The work of an inceudiary. he examined the
sand under the Steps where the IRE starred and
found that II was wet with coaoli. He also
ascertained that the door under the steps had
been unlocked from the inside. When Mr.. IT.
vinp;s son came downstairs he found the ser
want near this door. She was dressed. Young
living went TO the door and found that II had
been unlocked. After throwing TWO or three
nails of water upon the fire he was Obliged 10
retire When the witness questioned the ser
want she said that she was not dressed wnen II
wing saw her. and that she was IN her room
when The fire broke out.
"Tbe woman was drunk after The nre" the
Marshal continued, land was sent 10 the lie
ceiyiBg Hospital
Have yon evidence that any one SET Inc
building on fre?" juror asked.
Il have; but not quite enough TO warrant my
making an arrest"
Thr Marshal was very anxious TO hear MRS.
Newman's story, but no answer came when the
Coroner called her, and after the return OF the
deputy who was sent for her the inquest was
postponed until she has been found.
The morning call., 1894-04-06
CHOSEN FRIENDS.
Convention of the Grand Council OF
California,

California.
The Grand Council OF the Order of Chosen
Friends will assemble at 80 Eddy street next
Tuesday morning at 10 o'clock. About four
days win be required for the transaction Of the
business of The organization. IL Is proposed 10
make many changes in the laws and TO reduce
the per capita tax and salaries. Supreme Coun.
cior II. II. Morse will attend the meetings.
The 1900 members ID this jurisdiction will be
represented by The following delegates:
A. NJ. Lewis, H. N; EaTnshlelds, }; Meyer. J.
head, j. Bernstein, Ed |. Wolfe. j. L. Harris,
Mrs. A. Boehm, j. II. N0wles. f. ID. Brandon,
A. Mcpherson, Charles Lelong, j. Homer, S.
Widmeyer. James Mckenzie, ID. Crane. o. Col
lister. William Luther. Julius Levy. Olive A.
Hodgkinson. J. ". Purdy. C. Fl. Burton, j..
Opperman, A. l.. Lusk, j. Brownstone, Joseph
S1ouand. IL. Washington. IL. a. Carpenter,
". Il. Gibson. Clara Mcdonald, A. Firmen,
J; l. Tyson, A. kruse, w. II, Leek,
Jessie d. knight, j. Prentiss, George Klingness,
E. WiIkowsky. s. Oberdener. Mrs. E. Jolly. NJ.
r. Willmeni Miss NJ. Z. Flandan. j. N. bod
son. i. II. Kiefer. Adde Phillips. Mary Buell..
n. Wentworth, Charles l.. Cain, L. GimpeI. ?.
R. Beckey, j. KuenZly, A. Shoemaker. z. L..
Nertchkiss, +. j. Mason. N. N. Denton, V. w.
Norton, S. {. KrnetzbergeI. Fred w. Day. X.
johnson, H. Osgood. w. Fl. Savage. o. King j..
+. Parks, w. A. Maxwell, Alice Jenkins, j. C..
Rich, E. p. Eckhardt, F: ID. sherman, A. l..
Bixby, A. Nj. Strict, William England. L..
Morse, e. II. Thompson and W. Z. Parker.
Ali the grand officers or tile organization will
be in attendance. A reception in honor Of the
delegates will be given at the fair on Thursday.
The annual election, the star event Of the con-
ventton, viii be held on Friday, and will be
followed by a ball in the evening at Odd Eel
lows Hall. On Saturday the new officers will
be installed. There will be an ardent struggle
for the offices OF councillor and recorder. Eight
supreme representatives Will be chosen.
HEADQUARTERS have been opened at $50 Mar.
kct street and arrangements have been maue
for the entertainment OF / 500 visitors.
There will be determined effort TO over
throw the present supreme representatives, who
have held Office for several years.
The morning call., 1894-04-06
ELECTRICITY AND GAS.
Data Being Obtained for Lighting
the New CITY Hall.

George P. Low, electrical expert. was recently
appointed by tile New City ball Commission to
make an estimate with view of putting In
pIant 10 light The hall throughout by electricity.
The commission was forced 10 take this step
owing 10 the enormous annual outlay for gas
consumed.
Mr. Low a few days ago Instructed c. l.. Chase,
one of his assistants. to ascertain The number
Of lights burning throughout the hall at every
hour during the night, and each department has
been furnished with printed sheet containing
blanks for certain data 10 be Tiled in every
hour This will be done for Two or three weeks,
and after The reports are all in the results each
hour VIII be computed and when The hour or
hours during which The largest number OF lights
burning is aSeertaned, the expert will be able
TO decide what horsepower The plant Will re-
quIre TO supply the greatest number.
In speaking ar the matter last night Mr..
Low said: "AS an Illustration of what l am
doing, | may point 10 what was done in refer
enc- To the national CAPITOL at Washington and
the new Congressional Library. A special COM
mittee of Congress was appointed 10 obtain
estimates for lighting these TWO buildings by
The morning call., 1894-04-06

then called upon by the president, Mrs. p. d.
Browne, for their reports, all of which proved
satisfactory. I he treasurer of the building
fund, Mrs. c. S. Wright, showed by her report
that the new home on Sacramento street is en-
tirely out of debt.
After adjournment for lunch. at which a
number of visitors were present, the board re.
sumed IFS session. A pretty feature OF the
afternoons exercises was the entrance OF the
Chinese and Japanese girls, singing Onward,
Christian Soldiers" They greeted Miss gilbert
son a1ectlonately. and presented her with a
magnificent bouquet, at he.same time express
Ing their delight at having her again in their
midst.
The president. Mrs P. d. Browne, had
CHOSEN "lhe Work of Woman's Hand" as the
subject of her annual address. The presidents
speech was followed by number OF interest
ing papers on missionary work. read by Mrs.
X. L. Coyle. Mrs. L. A. Kelly. Mrs. q. Brown,
Mrs. E: A. Surge. Mrs. j. B. Smith aud Miss
Nj. l.. Cort.
Among the speakers at the evening service
were: Mrs. t. NJ. Coudlt Miss Garetti. MISS
Reynolds Miss i. Browne aud Miss Berry.
The morning call., 1894-04-06
Major = General SchofieId
Reviews Troops.
ARTILLERY AND CAVALRY.
Robert T. Lincoln Witnesses the
ManeuverS.
FIELD DAY ON DRILL GROUND.
Five Hundred Men Go Through
Evoiutions of War to Every.
body's Satisfaction.

Five hundred soldiers paraded, marched,
wheeled and went through the infinite
variety of motions in military review al
the Preside yesterday morning.
1t was all done for the benefit OF Major.
General Schofield and his friends, and tina
high authority on war expressed himself
satisfied at the end of the review with the
efficiency and proficiency of Colonel Ora.
hams command.
The review took place on what is known
as the lower drill ground. and was wit
messed by hundreds of spectators, and a
great many fashionables also enjoyed the
spectacle of mimic warfare from carriage.
or seat on the back of housekeeping
horse.