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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

PARALYSIS CURED.-Two years ago after childbirth
taken with pain in the back accompanied with
extreme nervous chils during which time would shake
like in the spasns. This condition rap
idly followed by paralysis of heJower limbs that lost
the Of myself from the waist down and mad to be lift
ed up and supported like child that for years
had not walked alone became dropsical and suf
ered untold agony with my stomach, liver and bowels.
was taken to Dr. Humphrey at the hotel in Charlotte in
most pitiable condition and blue and discouraged
thought mortal could help but the doctor said he
could CURE ME- and began his treatment and followed it
faithfully month after month and L able to get
up and where please up and down stairs and any
where DESIRE and consider myself having got a
lease of fe and urge the afflicted to Dr. Holman 8.
Humphrey and be cured.
MRS. FANNIE NJ CHALLENGER
Charlotte Mich.
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LOWELL, June %, 1898.

DIR. HUMPHREY
DEAR SIR:-Nearly since remember have
been troubled with cramping spells in my stomach. One
ago in August bad could scarcely eat any
thing. We employed doctor and he called it bilious
collie, but he could not relieve me. Then employed
another and he it neuralgia of the stomach
and we doctored with him until got so bad could only
my husband sat reading the Ionia Sentinel and he
Dr. Holman Humphreys advertisement and he eagerly
grasped at it and said he the doctor for He
to be at Ionia March &c. made arrangements go
and him. and he pronounced my Inflammation of
the stomach. He said he could me, and
menced to doctor with him and doctored three months
and today, thanks to him, l am / will
cheerfuly advise all people that need doctor call
DR.. Humphrey MRS. RILEY MCCALL,
Lowell, Kent Co. Mich.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

Severe Kidney Trouble and Dyspepsia Cured
Feeling grateful to Dr. Humphrey and wishing to show
appreciation of his great SKILL and perhaps being the
of convincing others what the DR. is capable of do
ing, make the following statement: For long time
past have been afflicted with disease of the kidneys and
serious stomach trouble accompanied with all their dis
tressing symptoms had tried many remedies but to
little purpose. went to DR.. Humphrey at the hotel al
Owosso, and at commenced course of treatment
am entirely cured and know from experience that Dr.
Holman s. Humphrey is all he claims to be-
FRANK A. RICHARDS Owosso. Mich.
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earnestly requests all persons under treat
ment to write him often, as advice may
be necessary week after week in order to
push any given case on as rapidly as pos
sible, and good common-sense statement
on the part OF the patient by mail Is the
next thing to personal consultation.
THOUSANDS OF MEN
All over the country are being slowly bled
to death year after year owing to the vi
tai fluids passing off with the urine(waterl
They feel all run down, dragged out and
whipped of energy and ambition, but are
all unconscious Of where the true cause of
their trouble lies. Seeking relief from
the family doctor, they are treated for
Blliousness, Dyspepsia, Heart Troubles or
Rheumatism and Kidney Disease, but to
no purpose. They try patented nostrums,
but these disappoint them. These suffer-
ors may be of all ages, from mere boys to
advanced life, but the majority are mid
die aged married men who have worked
day and night, as you might say, for years
and years. liz such will come to me, and
bring bottle of their urine, will show
them the cause of their trouble.
THOUSANDS OF WOMEN
Suffer the disappointments of q broken
down, benumbed, nervous system in their
marital relations who can be perfectly
cured.
N,12e far z9IYaie Question Zist 10
Zaaies. zsfyaie Question Lisi TO GEN
Aemen also by request.
Vonae,,lul Cures by my new improved
method of treatment accomplished in
nervous disability, premature decline of
which have been neglected or unsllilfully
treated. No experiments or failures. Pa
tients treated by mail and medicines sent
by express free from observation.
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FACTs FOR MEN or AZ. AGES.

By of false modesty youth kept
ignorance OF the serious results which solitary ns
Greet practices produce These IL persisted eventually
the constitution induce debility and early
decay organic weakness premature loss of the manly
Involuntary loss Of vital huid general prosatlon oft
Ing there probably about which the
the of the than these
and imaginations led appre
tensions Dr. Humphreys unparalleled with
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08
a a! At WDRMUH HOUSE, ONOSSO ONE DAY. Friday JUNE y

opened and itching so badly that would almost tear
them TO pieces scratching All the doctors treated for
eryspelas; not one knew what allied me- / went to
d." H. ;. Humphrey ut the hotel in Owosso and he in
stantly told me had Eczema and he has cured
pletely in one months time, although taking medi-
cine for my blood the doctor claims that unless the
syst tenn be cleansed the skin will again become
DAVID WHITEHEAD, Corunna Mich.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

CONSUMPTION CURED.-I was rapidly falling into tn,
grasp of that fell destroyer consumption given up by
physicians and friends could just poke about unable to
DO anything of any account Have been entirely cured
by DIR. Holman IS. Humphrey
MISS JENNIE FRANKLIN, Mason
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

ECZEMA CURED.-For sixteen years suffered untold
torture with skin disease which at times would bad
my eyes would be swollen shut for weeks and my face
twice its natural size No less than twenty-five different
doctors have treated and Eave paid out for these
and patent medicines about all have My hands have
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

troubled for years with catarrh deafness and
running from Was completely cured by Dr.
Humphrey.
REV. f. W. BAYLEYJoNEs, Muskegon, Mich
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

measured as inches around my belt from very large
Abrod tumor. Was taken to Prof. Ludam, Chicago
Vho could do nothing for DR.. Humphrey removed
81 vesige of the growth without the Of anything bu
medicines. MRS HARVEY SMITH, GAINESVILLE, Wis
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

forunaes arises only from the fact Of the most scientific
medication either ether
try but also the fact Of the direct influence Of his powerful
by which he enabled to nfue part OF his own energy
the doctor could print letters from
thousands Of grateful patients who have been cured and to-
physically and mentally Disease debility
of the organs rapidly destroys the
mind ros the step CT It's elasticity
bright eye paes the cheek deyeopes cowarice and
intellect The reproductive
handspring animal fepreserve 1t at all hazards
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

dreadful sufferer from locomotor ataxia and
paralysis of the will have been entirely cured by Dr.
Humphreys unusual skill.
DIR. H. RUSSELL, Newark, Ohio
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

For nineteen long years suffered the misery and
noyance serious deafness from caarrh of throat and
middle Was completely cured by DR.. Humphrey.
AMOS KENDALL Hillsdale Mich
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almost a miracle.

DANsvILLE, ING. Co., MICH Marsh /, 1894.
No knows but myself what have suffered the past
four years with female trouble of the worst form had
inflammation enlargement and retroversion of the womb
suffering the most intense pain during which time
confined to my bed three months and half. My ply
stefan gave up the and advised to Ann Arbor
which willing to do if could only get help. The
doctors there said could be any better without
operation which would have destroyed my womanhood
for life. While preparing for this operation taken
with la grippe at the hospital which settled my lungs
compelling to return home intending to return
my lungs got strong enough to bear the work While
at home was urged to consult Dr. Holman s. Humph-
not expecting at the time to doctor with him but
anxious to have his opinion. He talked very
agngy and said he could cure and that operation
not necessary commenced doctoring at once and
now thank God for it, shall always believe that
would not he alive today only for the skill of Dr.
Humphrey, and while am not strong, vigorous wo-
doing my work with comfort and satisfaction to myself
and husband consider myself about WELL have taken
medicine for three four months and still gaining
flesh and strength cheerfully advise all lady sufferers
to see DIR. Humphrey. MRS WRIT DAKIN
The above is sample of hundreds throughout
the country Many Of these fall into the hands of
geons and destroyed under the knife mutaed for
life in order to swell the of called surgical in
6tutes and santarums and to build regulations for
those whose highest ambition is to have the of the
skilled operator" In institution of this kind during
the past year hundred thus mutila
ted many OF them being young woman feeling the first
pains of early womanhood This matter that sooner
later will engage the attention of Legislators Seven
out of ten of the operated could be cured without
any operative interference. DR. HUMPHREY.
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had been very hard of hearing for many years Was
entirely cured by DIR. Holman 8. Humphrey. -
T.. c. CAMPBELL, Hillsdae.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08
Remarkable Skill.

Will the aicted investigate this work and learn if
these statements true? Write to these parties
They are your immediate neighbors many of them
your personal friends
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

was totally blind for twenty-four years with senie
cataract. Dr. Holman S. Humphrey removed the catar-
acts and gave good sight.
JOHN METH Eau Claire, Wis.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

was almost blind for years My sight restored to
me by DIR. Holman s. Humphrey.
MRS MoLBY North Adams.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

had suffered for years with socaed incurabe val
vular disease of the heart Dr. Humphrey cured en-
tirely. j. V. BURNER, Newark Ohio
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Treatment bu TQaiI Or Express.

I Treatment BY uan or Express $ @ @ p ." s
r$$
Y ] ss $s ss s @ % S
ADDRESS Dr. HOGh HUMPHREY G Grand Street. S. g mCl EEE
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deaf for years that could only hear when
yelled at Dr. Holman s. Humphrey has cured me en-
tirey. BERT WHITE Lansing, Mich
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

was blind with cataracts in both eyes, Was operated
on by DR.. Humphrey and my sight restored.
MRS A. RUSSELL Augusta Wis.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

was fully in the clutches of numb palsy Dr. Hum
phrey cured me completely.
MISS JENNIE SLoCUM Hudson, Mich.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

INSOMNIA AND NERVOUS PRosTRATIoN CURED-Whe
went to DIR. Holman s. Humphrey nearly year ago
had idea of getting help, but went simply to please
my friends could scarcely step take moments com
fort for contracted physical and mental suffering AT
times thought should lose my mind all darkness
and gloom. DR.. Holman s. Humphrey cured me entirely
and recommend him to all afflicted.
j. E. HAwLEY Mason, Mich Ing. @. Abs't Office
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

had suffered years with serious deafness from catarr
DR.. Humphrey cured me- IRA b. CARD, Hillsdae, Mich
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1894-06-08

was born deaf in ear Dr. Humphrey restored
hearing complete. ORA L. PEAsE, North Adams, Mich
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION

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TESTIMONIALS.
The following testimonials will serve to illustrate the
varied character and quality of the doctors work.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08
A House In DAy.

"Ready made houses are becoming
the fashion," said o builder. IF you
want q dwelling Of your own nova.
days, You do not need to wait half q
year to get 1t put up. You q have II
built in n day. You write to a firm en-
gagged in the business for its advertising
book, which contains pictures Of houses
that the firm is prepared to construct at
prices all the way from $3.50 to IS, 600,
together with plans and specifications.
Pick out your residence, and III order
addressed to the firm will fetch ct short
notice all the requisite materials, do.
posted OH your lot. Within "a hours
the dwelling is up and complete. You
may have q cellar IL you like, though
most of the houses built in this way are
without cellars. All Of tho parts are
ready made and so matched and num-
bered that they a DO put together in
an enormously short space Of time. This
kind Of building has become quite in
vogue at summer resorts Of late years
Nearly the whole Of Cottage City, ON
the island of Martha's Vineyard, is con-
structed in that way. If you want q
cheap place to live in summer, buy a
little patch Of cheap land near the beach
In some secluded locality and put up a
ready made house on il. The whole cost
ought not to be over $500. "-Washing.
ton Star.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08
From the Moiiusk Via the Monkey.

1t is permissible for q Catholic to be.
lieve that neither Noah nor Adam was
tho father Of all mankind, and 1t fur
Their follows that a Catholic may believe
that man came from the mollusk via
the monkey. Being O Catholic, I am ct
once conservative and liberal. The truth
lies between. As a conservative I cling
to my parents, Adam and Eve. As o
liberal l am inclined to believe that
some Of the human rac came by evolu.
ton from the mollusk through the mon.
key to the stature and form, though not
to the color or smell Of the descendants
Of Adam.
In other words, I am inclined to be-
lieve that the white man is a descendant
Of Adam, a special miraculous creation,
and the colored races, black, yellow
and red, are the product Of evolution and
may boast Of q more ancient ancestry
than can you or II. Audley Maxwell
in Donahoe's Magazine.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications as they canaot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There is
only one way 10 cure deafness, and that
is by constitutional remedies. Deafness
is caused by an infamed condition Of the
mucou lining Of the Eustschisn Tube
When this tube is infsmed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
end when IT is entirely closed, deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored
to its normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed forever: nine cases out Of ten
are caused by catarrh, which is nothing
but an ipflamed condition Of the mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of deafness caused by catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars; free.
+. J. CHENEY h Co, Toledo, o.
eB-Sold by Druggists, zoo.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08
Joliet

The name Of Joliet has had 80 many
RECOMMENDATIONS and has been the cause
Of so many puns that the Hon. H. v.
Marsh Of that city has written a poem
in which he tells the school children
how to pronounce 1t. The school board
Of Joliet has considered this poem Of
enough Importance to have 1t printed
and distributed in the public schools.
The accepted pronunciation Is "Jo-li.
et," accent on the first syllable. Chi.
cago Inter Ocean.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08
Not Yet Defined.

Ida asked, "What is the feeling Of
lover" Answer: Love is q very com.
plex and complicated combination Of
sensations. There are more frost and
fever, more bliss and agony, more smiles
and tears and more exhilaration and des.
peration to the square inch in love than
in all the other experiences Of the hu.
man family. Philosophers and sages
have tried in vain. ever since the world
began, to find out just exactly what 1t
is. 1t is altogether likely that Ida could
answer the question quite as we'll q the
prophets Of old. New York Ledger.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08
Working Days.

The average number Of working days
In O year Is as follows: In Russia, 287;
in England, 278; in Spain, 900; in Aus.
tria, 295; in Italy, 298; in Bavaria and
Belgium, 300; in Saxony and France,
302; in Denmark, Norway and Switzer-
land, 303; in Prussia, 805; in Holland
and North America, 30S, and in Hun.
gary, 312.-London Engineering.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

A prisoner in the Manchester jail
amused himself by writing verses in
microscopic characters OIL small pieces
of paper, which he pasted OH the backs
Of the reaches that infested his cell.
The poetry eventually killed all the in
sects that carried 1t, not because 1t was
bad. but because the paste fermented.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

What makes 4 house Q homer The
mother we'll, the children rosy. the father
IN good health aud good humor. All
brought about by the use OF DsWitt's
iarsaparilla. 1t recommends itself. q.
L. Getting.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

The Chinese woman usually black
ens her teeth when she becomes a bride
to keep away other admirers and show
her entire submission to her husband.
The present pretty empress a. q wife
has, however, set the example Of wear.
ing white teeth.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Ladies-Dr. sawyer's Pastilles are ef-
fectual for female weakness, pain on top
Of the head and lower part Of the back.
II strengthens and cures. For sale by
Dsyo & Grice.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

You will never know positively what q
wonderful remedy Dr.. Sawyer's Family
Cure 10 until you try 1t. II will cure you
Of . soar stomach. Sold by Deyo 4 Grics
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

1t is said that the Historical Society
Of Pennsylvania has the most complete
collection Of American colonial laws in
the United States. 1t was made by
Charlemagne Towers and includes the
laws Of the Danish and British West
Indies.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Honesty, perseverance and skill cannot
improve DR.. sawysr's Family Cure, bs
cause 1t fully osrss Indigestion. Bilious
ness and Kidney difficulty. Sold by Dsyo
/ 0rios.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08
Notice 10 Teachers.

Notice is hereby given that l will
examine all persons who may desire
to offer themselves as candidates for
teachers ofthe public schools Of this
county, At Red Cloud on tho third
Saturday Of each month.
Special examinations will be held
on tho Friday preceding the Sd Sat
urday Of each month.
The standing required for I'd and
3D. grade certificates is the same--no
grade below 20 per cent, average 30
per cent; for first grade certificate
no grade below 80 per cent, average
80 per cent. in all branches required
Iby law.
n M uuSrvp Courkv Supk
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

RHEuMArlsM CuRED IN A DAY.-"Mystie
Cure" for Rheumatism and Neuralgia,
radically cures in to 3 days. Its action
upon the system is remarkable and mys-
aid the disease Immediately disappears.
Sod by Deyo 4 0rice, Druggists, Red
Cloud. II
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Money and experience cannot produce
a better family medicine than Dr.. sawyer's
Family Cure. It Cures difficulties Of the
Stomach and Liver. Ssld by Dsyo 4
H.sco
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Let us remind you that now is the time
% take Dewitt's Ssrsaparilia, 1t will dc
you good. 1t recommends itself. 9. L.
Getting.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Some thing wrong when you tire too
easily. Some thing wrong when the skin
10 not clear and smooth. Some thing
wrong whom the blood is impure. Every
thing right when You take DeWitt's Sar-
saparilla. It recommends itself. G. l..
COttinU.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

They say that money does not bring
happiness. This is an experiment. how
ever, which every wishes to try for
himself.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Whatever else you may do see that tn
cockerels you keep are better than tn
hons.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Experience and money cannot improve
Dr.. 6awysr's Family Cure, because II
radically cures Dyspepsia, Liver com
plaint and Kidney difficulty. Sold by
Deyo & Grics.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Mrs. w. J. Fahey of Leroy, N. Y. says;
"Havs tried fifty cough Cures. Parks
Cough Syrup is the only n that helped
ne. ! know 1t IL the best Cough Remedy
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Keep clean, keep well and dress we'll.
Cleanliness and health are attractive.
The world is q great respecter Of good
clothes.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Do not suffer with pain on top Of the
head and In the back whom DR.. 6awyer's
Pastiles will absolutely and positively
sure you. For sale by Deyo 4 Grios.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

DR.. Sawyer's Family Cure Is the result
Of experience, skill and honesty. II is q
positive cure for oil Stomach. Liver and
Kidney Troubles. Sold by Deyo L Grios
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Try a bottle OF DR.. Sawysr's Family
Cure and you will DO convinced that II
will cure ell Stomach, Liver, Kidney and
Bowel difficulties.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Seeds grown in rich soil are apt to be
late in ~ripening.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Never overstock your pastures earl,
II weather is inclined to be dry.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Ladies' Remember that disease becomes
inourable. DR.. Sawyer's Pastilles will
positively cure long standing cases. II
heals and cures. Bold by Deyo 4 Grice.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Diseases unfriendly to women are posi-.
lively cured BY DR.. sawysr's Pastilles.
Ask your druggist for . free sample pack.
age, II heals and cures. old by Dsyo &
0rice.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

There Is plenty OF room for fine work
and good pay In the well kept hennery
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Every good man makes unwritten law,
that somebody has to follow.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

The first requisit to success in the
dairy 10 the right kind of a man.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

II anybody in the world can grow
good pig it is the dairyman.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Look out for the physical welfare Of
the flock, and especially the feet in wei
weather.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

All God given rights stop when the.
touch those Of a neighbor.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Whenever you speak evil Of. another
you are sure TO hurt yourself.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

The guinea fowl occupies the unique
place OF scare GROW in the poultry yard
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

nothing but the body Of q good man
can be put In q coffin.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Never keep poor layers. Market them
early.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

To seek God 10 every mans highest
duty and greatest privilege.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Try to keep Gods law and you will
soon find out that He made ii.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

Irregularities and oil those pains and
distressing diseases peculiar to women
are cured by DR.. Sawyer's Pastilles. Mild
yet a powerful healer. Sold by Dsyo &
0rice.
The Red Cloud chief., 1894-06-08

1t keeps the devil busy to hold his own
against a praying mother.