New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-10-27
THE TiLK OF THE DAY.

The Boston Herald Gays that the Democrats
OF Massachusetts are showing lamentable lack
OF spunk in this campaign, and that Georse'Fred
Williams is about the only prominent Democrat
who appreciates the situation.
Tommy-Pa. teacher wants us to. tell what Is
the difference between speak and tax M
-Um-lenme see. Generally when ! get int
an argument with your mother she is outspokea
and / am ut-talked.-CIndianapoli Journal
The failure OF the Democrats to secure harmony
in this city and Brooklyn suggests the old epigram.
that since they unable to hang together they
will have to hang separately
The Presbyterian says: Societies for doing a
sorts q h HaS continue eoH s a IL wRryr o. c
BY and by we shall have society , tor teiins yrs
wouid nav IN" initiation Zee FOR two or three per.
sons whom know. II they would I'VE up 10 mo
make some OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Intelligence
Mrs. Lease says that when she can't talk she
wants to be buried. Well. she will never never
want to be buried.
Boston lady who was a penstoner OF The he VA
of 1872 was buried Sunday. Mrs. Catherine iioopel
for many years a resident Of his city, n'el "a
Baltimore in her girlhood Her hns6 sir sss
years ago. There are but few remaining tension.
eensoners Of the late civil War viii there be il
1850 about the same number OF years a-'ef w
se?- Boston Transcript
A dispatch from Blakely. Ga. says: The people
OF Blakey and vicinity whites and negroes are
compelled to be huddled pellmcll in the waiting
room at the depot. whichever color fails to get
there first is kept standing out IN the cold.
Exemplifed-"I have often heard that time was
money" said the thoughtful man, put never
realized the force Of the proverb till wachsa
them putting up Government building asa
ington star
Colonel sngerly. the Democratic candidate Tor
Governor OF Pennsylvania. is promoting harmony
In the party by remarks like this Il say 10 you
Democrats OF Northwestern Pennsylvania, that had
II rot been for the cowardice the trckery the de-
bauchery and the debasement OF the Democrats
leaders for the last twenty-five years, PennsyF
vania to-day would have been a Democratic state
and Philadelphia Democratic city
A Montgomery County farmer went into store
in Norrstown last week and bought SUI. "a
clothes After the bargain was made the SIC stc'e
keeper said: There. that Is the cheapeS. sun ,ss
farmer this suit cost me twenty bushels OF wheat
have never paid fifteen bushels OF wheat 100
a suit OF clothes before" That farmers Ns'o"
clear philadelphia Press.
The Rev Or Bere OF Boston says that he nai
a Swedish girl doing housework In his family aa
she announced not long ago that she wlsheu u ~
turn on q visit to her native land.
And will you work for me when 20" '0'a'
back" he asked. .
The girl d,d not seem TO understand ana sa'''
Are you dissatisfied with me-
why no." replied the clergyman o'n
thought that you might not want TO come o'
and that might have To engage some one e''
Il have always been taught was the '.""
that when a girl goes to work in a family she
to remain there until she is married .
such a unique. such an original 'h"'
says Dr. Berle. in telling the story Is pe!o"' "'
comprehension"
fad which is worth mentionins as r,a5 y,ST men
about town. including plenty Of cY hois rightly
or wronply-and the Listener is by no means Inv
that II isn't rightlythat there is no reaSv air Of
any man should pay more than " ioi d 49, xho
shoes The LISTENER knows OF one gentle,nnl ~
has lust bought six pairs OF s. shoes. " ~ Would
wants 10 do with six pairs OF shoes az oNy ~, he
be hard To tell but he has certainly eo' u4 /, has
fad ia an amusing one to say the Least a." hoas srS
this foundation In reason. that cNS'.0"' "
now made for S.-(Boston Transcript