Waterbury evening Democrat., 1894-06-20

r rom an INSTANTANEOUS Photographic
Oh, how can l thank you enough,
Mcssrs. Bur'ingame and Touchmenot?
Could you not sell me one and take
some Early Duchess of Strikeleather ap-
Piles this fall toward it?
She played and sang an instrumental
piece called the "Peewee Bird Waltz"
in G. The young folks .waltzed in the
hall past my room No. &C widthl
When occasionally Strengthened out
in this room, it sprung the outer wall SO
that the building was not plumb
All night, or until traintime, Pear
line played pieces with one hand such
as Nearer, My God, to Thee" and
"Motlscr, Is tho Battle Over"
Today received the following letter,
inclosing two csntg for payment The
letter is writers in bright cochineal ink
and shows that | am still able to COM
mand ready price for the work of my
pen:
STELLA, Wash. Jan. 9th.
DEAR SIR-Please send me good lecture on
this subject it is resolved that n railroad Is
more beneficial than a steam ships or sailing
vessels is | am on the railroad side there fore
| want you to make it appear that railroad Is
the most beneficial and oblige one of the snb
scribers TO the weekly paper Your respect
fully, MoRRIEs MowREY,
Stella, Cowlitz Co. Wash.
PSI send cents. NJ NJ.
print this letter hoping that other
litterateurs may read it and join me in
a cast iron agreement to demand at least
cents Why not combine in this mat
ter as other great industries do? Down
with cent rate when we can have 5!
Y,rr1,f TO q
extra for writing on the wrong side. I
always charge more for writing leo
ture on the other side. It is barber
work.
Another correspondent sends few
questions which venture to answer rs
go along.
What is your favorite ambition2
My favorite ambition is to grow up
to be q great and good man and to make
such arrangements toward the end OF
life that the poor and needy may come
miles to SEQ my nice tall monument
without money and without price.
What is your fuvOrite animal?
My favorito animal is the new milk
cow The dog is faithful animal, but
he is not by nature so pure or noble as
the milk COW. In the language of the
president, "Shc gives us milk to drink
and meat to cat besides. Her hide may
be made into boots and shoes, with which
we may walk from place to place and
thus get there. "
God bless the milk cowl
How can we compare the career of
the office seeker with that of the sinless
COW? She does not come i'll for the pur-
pose of annoyance, like the office seeker
does. She does not hold her hat IN her
hand and point out her good qualities
to the president, as so many do, but
gives us nice fresh milk from day to
day. Hurrah for the milk COW, boys.
and may she have many happy returnsl
But tho COW is not talented. I had
one once that enjoyed looking ut u great
deal, but she would eat clothing even
with pasture full of nice garlic before
her.
One night the milk did not taste of
garlic, but of an Irishman who worked
ON the street near her pasture, and with
whom was on terms of intimacy.
|. ] started away to the house, hoping to
settle with tho family at once, but met
him.on the way and found that it was
his coat only that she had eaten. I paid
for that one and nine others belonging
to the rest of the gang that summer.
They got so that they would rub an old
coat over her head and give her an air
which recognized, and then would
have 10 pay for the coat bought nine