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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Gu1Iing the Loudcner.

The stay-at-home foreigners who did
not cross the ocean to see tho big fair
at Chicago last year are evidently be-
ing regaled with some wondrous
fairyHke tales by their more adven.
turesome and travelsome fellows.
The latest yarn to reach Lon
don is that a college Of beauty
has been established in Chicago,
where American girls, though rich
ly endowed by nature with good
looks, may yet cultivate these advan-
tages with systematic course OF
training. The story goes so far as to
outline the curriculum, in which
"grace of gesture and elegance of
enunciation" are given foreuos.
place. London is apparently good
place and the present favore BILE time
to peddle few old-fashioued Yankee
fish stories on the gullible Britjsher.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

The most painful cases of rheumatism
may be relieved by few applications of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm; it's continued
use will cure any case, no matter of how
long standing. 1t is equally beneficial
for lame back, pain in the side, pain in
the chest, lameness, and in all painful
affections requiring an external remedy.
A piece OF flannel saturated with Pain
Balm and bound on over the seat of pain
is superior to any plaster. For sale by
Seybert & Co.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
ENGLAND'S MARRIAGE BOOM.
Cupid May Well Laugh at Fin de Steele
Pessimixm.

Cupid May Well Laugh at Fin de Steele
Pessimixm.
All the preaching of the pessimists,
all the Marriage Failure" debates.
all the doctrines of "emancipation, a"
and all the bewailing of hard times
and depression, seem so far to have
Jointly and severally failed to produce
any practical effect whatever Facts,
as we know, says London paper, are
at all times stubborn things; but facts
officially set forth on the authority of
the registrar-general are among the
stubbornest of their kind.
1t appears, then, that between mid
summer and Michaelmas of last year
more couples We're married in England
than in the corresponding quarter of
any previous year but one within the
past decade. Of course, the example
OF the duke and duchess of York
whose marriage took place within the
quarter referred to-may have had
something to do with this remarkabl
matrimonial outburst, and the state
ment that the marriage rate was high
est In London seems to suggest that
the public rejoicings Of the 9Th of
last July may have inspired large
number of loyal couples to promptly
follow the royal lead.
But the figures also show how un-
concernedly the 'little blind god" can
still afford to laugh at all these grand
new theories that place marriage and
family life In the catalogue Of ex-
ploded superstitions. Human nature
Ito say nothing of the laws of Provi-
dence-can evidently not be set aside
so easily as some of our brilliant but
uncomfortable ''reformers" imngine.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Now Try This.

1t will cost you nothing and will surely
do you good, if you have Cough, Cold,
or any trouble with Throat, Chest or
Lungs. DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds is guar.
anteed to give relief, or money will be
paid back. Sufferers from La Grippe
found it just the thing and under it's use
had a speedy and perfect recovery. Try
sample bottle at our expense and learn
for yourself just how good thing it is.
Trial bottles free at Seybert & Co.'s drug
store. Large size so cents and 81.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
An Ohio Mothers Letter.
MANSFIELD O., March IS, Is!

MANSFIELD O., March Is, 1898
81 have used DR.. Hands Teething
Lotion for two years and it gives relief
to my children when cutting teeth. My
child after having the lotion applied a
few times would actually cry for it. l
have also used DIR. Hands Collie Cure
and Hands Cough and Group Medicine
and can recommend them to all mothers "
Mrs. M. A. Ridenow. DIR. Hands
Remedies for children are sold by all
druggists for 25 cents.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Honey of Figs is Delicious.

Honey of Figs is the queen of all
cathartics, syrups or pills. One antici
pates its taking with pleasure. No
other remedy sells SO well or gives such
satisfaction. 1t acts gently on inactive
bowels or liver, relieves the kidneys,
cures constipation, colds, fevers, nerv-
GUS headaches, etc., and restores the
beauty of health. Ladies and children
prefer it. Doctors and druggists recon-
mend it. The Fig Honey Co. make it,
Try bottle. Only one cent dose. w.
R. Smith & Co. sell it.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Relief In Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by thel" New
Great South American Kidney Cure
This new remedy is great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder,1 kidneys,
back and every part of the urinary pas
sages in male or female. 1t relieves re.
tention of water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure thisis your remedy. Sold
by w. R. Smith & Co., druggists, Hills.
boro, Ohio
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

The promptness and certainty of its
cures have made Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy famous. 1t is intended especi.
ally for coughs, colds, Group and whoop.
ing coughs, and is the most effectual
remedy known for these diseases. Mr..
G. B. Main, of Union City, Pa, says: 81
have a great sale on Chamberlain
Cough Remedy. I warrant every bottle
and have never heard of one failing to
give entire satisfaction" 80 cent bottles
for sale by Seybert & Co.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
DISEASES OF woMeN-W, h.. , e.,

DISEASES OF WOMEN.-we have a special de-
Partment, thoroughly organized, and devoted ex-
GGiusively to the treatment of diseases of women.
Every case consulting our specialists, whether by
letter or IN person, is given the most careful and
consderate attention. Important cases (and we get
few which have not baffled the skill Of all the
home physicians) have the benefit of full council
OF skilled specialists. In treatment of diseases
peculiar to females, our success has been marked
over two-thirds Of our patients being ladies, old
young, married, single, rich and poor Our method
IN entirely free from Objectionable features OF the
general practitioner, namely, Local treatment" 4"
We seldom find it necessary. We prepare reme-
dies, constitutional and local. as the case demands,
and instruct ladies how to treat themselves
MARRAGE.-Married persons, or young men con.
templatng marriage, aware of physical weakness
loss OF procreative powers, impoency, any other
disqualification, speedily restored.
u PRIVATE DlSEASES,-Bood Poison, Venereal
Iaint elect, Structure, Seminal Emissions, Loss Of
Sexual Power, Weakness Of Sexual Organs, Want
Of Desire in Male or Female, whether from impru-
dent habits of youth or sexual habits of mature
years, or any that ebitates the sexual func-
tions, speedily and permanently cured. Consulta-
ton free and strictly confidential. Absolute
guaranteed. Medicines sent free from observation
to all parts of the United States.
EPILEPSY, OR FiTS-Positively cured by new
and never-failing method. Testimonials furnished
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

"That Wardell woman needn't put on
so much airs with her diamonds" said
one Chicago lady to another one. "They
amt hers to keep"
"Whose are they, then?"
"Her husbands; and he put it in the
marriage contract that she was only to
have the right to wear them as long as
she was his wife. He always fixes it
that way."-Indianapolis Journal.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Helen-Doesn't Miss Danson make
herself ridiculous over Mr.. Jingle?
May-What did she do?
Helen-"Why, she was SO taken up
with him she walked by soda fountain
without even glancing toward it."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
A Visit to North Carolina.

CocHRAToN, pa Some years ago l
had occasion to visit North Carolina,
and while there had one of my bilious
attacks. Hearing for the first time OF
Simmons Liver Regulator I tried it.
Nothing before had so effectually re.
lieved me. I could in no way benefit
others more than by putting such a
remedy in their hands. N. Shepard.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

"And you say the editor pitched you
down the stairs"
"He did, yer honor"
"Why did he do it ?"
Don't know, sir; but he said he
couldn't afford any buckshot." Atlanta
Constitutions
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
The Puzzle Solved.

Perhaps no local disease has puzzled
and baffled the medical profession more
than nasal catarrh. While not immedi.
ately fatal it is among the most nauseous
and disgusting ills the flesh is heir to,
and the records show very few or no
case OF radical cure of chronic catarrh
by any of the many modes of treatment
until the introduction of Ely's Cream
Balm few years ago. The success Of
this preparation has been most crafty
ing and surprising. No druggist is
without it.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

7. F. Anthony, ex.postmaster of
Promise City, Iowa, says: 81 bought
one bottle of Mystic Cure for rheum.
atism and two doses of it did me more
good than all the medicine I ever took"
Sold by w. R. Smith & Co., Druggists,
Hillsboro, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Stranger (on election day. When
will the polls close?
Election Manager-There's no tellin':
old Bill Jones is jes' got here; he's a
voter from way back, an he's jes' jerked
his coat Atlanta Constitution.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Mother Have You a Baby :

If 30, get from your druggist today fol-
25 cents, bottle of DR.. Hands Collie
Cure. Every baby often has distressing
collie. DR.. Hands Colic Cure gives i'm.
mediate relief by removing wind from
the stomach and quieting the nerves,
giving restful sleep. Mother, think Of
the worry and anxiety this saves you.
If. your baby is teething DR.. Hands
Teething Lotion for 25 cents, sooths and
relieves all pain. Sold by w. r. Smith
& Co., druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Rheumatism Cured in a Day,-"N

tic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neural
gia radically cures in to 8 days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable
and mysterious. 1t removes at one" the
cause and'the disease Immediately dis
appears. The first dose greatly benefits.
rs cents. Sold by w. R. Smith & Co.,
druggists, Hillsboro, o.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Economy and Strength.

Valuable vegetable remedies are used
in the preparation of Hoods Sarsaparilla
in such peculiar manner as to retain
the full medicinal value of every ingred
lent. Thus Hoods Sarsaparilla com.
bines economy and strength and is the
only remedy of which 900 Dosesi One
Dollar" is true. Be sure to get Hoods.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Bucklen's Arnica Salye.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Seybert & Co.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

"It's no use," said Fweddy, disconso-
lately. I've been twying to see how I
look in the glawss when ! sneeze, and
when the sneeze comes I cawn't help
closing my eyes to save my life, don't
y'know."-New York Mercury.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
increase of suicides in Austria.

The increase in the number of sui
cides in Austria, which is stated to
have been marked in the sixties and
seventies, fell of in the ten years 1880
100. Since the latter date, however, 1t
has again become noticeable. In 1891
the number Of suicides was s7a, In the
following year II was o0s, and Last year
Il reached 1,OOS,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Wife-Come, Jet US 60 home ; it is IL
o'clock and you know you didn't come
home till one this morning.
Husband-That's just it-you surely
can't expect me to come home twice in
one day.-FRegende Blaetter.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Shiloh's Cure is sold on a guarantee.
1t cures incipient consumption. 1t ia
the best Cough Cure. Only one cent a
dose. 25c., 5Oc., and 81 90. Sold by
Sey bert & 90.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Itch, mango, and scratches on human
or animals cured in 80 minutes by Wool.
ford's Sanitary Lotion. This never fails.
Sold by w. R. Smith & Co., druggist.
Hillshoro
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Judge-Well, doctor, what is the con.
dition of the burglars victim? Doctor
One of his wounds is absolutely fatal.
but the other two are not dangerous,
and can be healed. Flisgende Blatter.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Husband-Jo Jobson wanted to know
today if you had any more of those muf-
fins you made yourself.
Wife-Then you may ask him to tea
again.
Husband-He said his doctor wanted
to analyze one.-Lfe.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

To expedite matters the several State
Democratic conventions billed for next
month might use the planks in the nat.
ional platform. They have never been
used and are as good as new.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

An exchange in publishing an account
of a man who married and soon after
killed his wife with an axe, used as
headlines "Married her first and axed
her afterwards"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Smartie- Which would you rather be,
the fool you look or the fool you are?
Quiette-Really, 1 am so dissatisfied
with myself, don't you know, that I'd
rather be the simple idiot you are
Detroit Free Press.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

In the suit to place the responsibility
for the present industrial depression the
Democratic party is defeated in its at.
tempt to prove an alibi.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

There are millions of people in these
Democratic times actually suffering for
food. But the President and his cabi.
net don't seem to be declining in avor.
dupois.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Mrs. Cumso-That Mrs. Snooper asks
everybody if her hat is on straight.
Mrs. Cawker-Yes. 1t cost ,fifty-five
dollars. Puck.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Nogo-I think" outing" would be more
appropriate than "trouting."
Rodd-How so ?
Nogo-Well, don't you see that where.
ever you go you are out days wages,
out your railroad fare, out of mind and
pocket, and out of fish when you get
home.-Boston Courier.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Mrs. T., S. Hawkins, Chattanooga,
Tenn, says "Shiloh's Vitalizer saved
my life.' consider it the best remedy
for debilitated system / ever used"
For dyspepsia, liver or kidney trouble
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
Farming BY Irrigation.

The farmer who runs water over bis
lands has rain when the sun shines, has
moisture for his crops when needed and
in quantity to suit. 1t is practical and
successful farming. 1t is the true
method. There is no failure, and more
returns to the acre. Large areas oi
wonderfully fertile land in Montana and
Washington are already under ditch,
and can be had at moderate prices.
Government land can be taken up and
easily and cheaply watered. Fine
chances for investment in canal enter
prices. Write to F. 1. Whitney, G. P. &
T. A., GIN. Ry., st. Paul, Mimi, for in.
formation,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Hazel-Do you know, papa never
knows when To goes home. The clock
is always stopped when he calls.
Ethel-Dear me Is he homely enough
for that?
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

"They say Gillgall has taken to litera-
ture as means of earning livelihood.
Wonder if he'll ever shine at it?
"Sure. You can almost see yourself
in his coat now."-Buffalo Courier.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

No other medicine has equalled Hoods
Sarsaparills in the relief it gives in severe
cases of dyspepsia, sick headache, etc.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Hoods pills do not purge, pain or
gripe, but act promptly, easily and eff.
ciently
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17
FxS,r xS%s IN WASHINGTON!
ITEM ACRES ENOUGH"

Peaches Plums
Cherries
n heavyc haracter
For address
PanlM
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

fmeda
Who'll
immedE
WONDERFUL CURES pe ss ea ss eh r @
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Coughing Leads TO Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough
at once.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1894-05-17

Z. d
FRANCE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE,
'S& 4oW Gay cOumbuo
Sh,Hf fas AND psss the
tinhh
@ % u tss as ns" mstG III, ~
" easily applied
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-10-07
LIVE STOCK MARKETS.


Chicago, Oct, Gin cattle the esti-
mated receipts for today were 1000.
making $3.50 for this week, against
d.569 for last week and G4.s6o year
ago. The market was without special
features. There were orders in hand
enough TO absorb the moderate supply
OF stock in the yards, and prices were
about steady at 81 006.20 for natives
l.i0p4. 90 for Western and 81. 2549 rs
Tor Texans. Receipts OF hogs were es-
tmated at 10000, making 125.glG for
TINS week, or about $1,000 more than for
last week and 10000 more than the cor
responding week last year The situa-
tion was improved. There was no COM
petition to sustain even the low prices
and the shippers appeared to have
very Few orders and the packing com
ungent did not want to pay within
6glOc OF Fridays quotations. There
We're scattering sales to shippers at
So.25, but the mcst of the entire supplv
sold under S5.25 That figure brought
good, heavy hogs; indeed. very de-
cent stun sold at $500. The bulk OF
the sales to packers were at 50 OOd5. 90.
44.6O.
Sheep receipts for the day were es-
tmated al 5000 and buyers and SELL
ers In general consider II about tho
correct figure. Notwithstanding the
days liberal receipts. the market il
In somewhat better shape. Choice
lambs sold a little higher. and choice
westerns brought from Sc to lOc more
than they did yesterday.
Receipts-Cnttle, 240O; calves. 400,
hogs, 10000; sheep, COCO.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1894-10-07
New work. aInrIscts.

Now York. oct. Wheat Receipt
2lOO; exports l20.7o0 salea 100000 bush
els futures, $4,000 bushels spot. Spo
steady. demand moderate; holders en-
ocuraged BY better speculative feeling
No. red store and elevator So 2-ic, de
livered zoe; No. . red 90 5-Sc; I, 0. b
aiio No. northern G5c delivered; No
l hard c. l-2c delivered.
Options opened steady, trade light on
small offerings, updertone better; do
crease in Inferior receipts this week
$1,000. exports large, visible estimates
small Incl ease; closed firm; No. RED
May 62 l-igl6l 1-2e. closed " 3-Sc. Oc-
tober So sac, nominal; November
80 l-2c, nominal; December 81 $3.50
81 l-2c, closed 81 lie.
Hides-Stoady; wet sailed New Or
leans selected 40 to % pounds l-2Goc;
Texas dry "a 10 30 pounds SOS l-2c.
enthusiastically hemlock sole Bue-
nos Ayres light to heavy weights loo
lSc.
Ayrea light to heavy weights l50lsc
Wool--Qulet, domestic fleece lS92ic;
pulled 20G25c.
cut Meats-Dull and weak.
Pig Iron--pull Scotch Sls.20Q20 %;
American .00Qi3.O0.
Copper--Qulet; lake 80 6549.70.
Lead-Flrm. domestic 1918
Tin-steady: straights si5.7O915.s0;
plates quiet
Cotton Seed Oll-Inactive and nom
inal: prime crude 27g2sc of crude 26Gg
&c. nominal; yellow butter grades 374
3gc: choice yellow 3ia36c. nominal;
primo yellow 33u3ici yellow on grades
5iG52c; prime white ssW4Oc.
Coffee-Options opened irregular with
prices points higher ON May and other
months 6Ql0 points lower. ruled gem
orally weak, and closed quiet az 50l0
points net decline; sales 1000 bugs, in
Guiding october II 55l12 10; November
II Sc; December 1i.25Ii1. 30; January
10 s5alO 90. March lo.76V1o. 50; May
10 70Q10 so.
Spot cofree-Rio dull and nominal:
No 10 1-ic; mild dun ana nominal;
Cordova IS i-2di9c. sales none.
Snntos--Steady; good average Santos
10000 reis; receipts $4,000 bags stock
$4,000 bags.
Hamburg Quilt prices 5-4g1 pfg low
er; sales $4,000 bags
FIayre-Opened Irregular i-4I3-4c
lower; closed early months 1-if lower,
others unchanged; total sales $4,000
bags.
Rio-Weak; No Rio nominal; ex-
change 10 l-lGd: receipts 5000 bags;
cleared for the United States 5000 bags:
cleared for Europe 5000 bags; stock 1885,
900 baaA.
warehouse deity rios From New York
yesterday 1851 bass Neg York stock
today leI,670 bag Nntel States stock
sN,sls bars: nn1at Tor the United
$780, ais naa ~ 49, s.A-l ,s-xli- s-- ST.