The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1894-09-19
"A First Ward reporter-a member OF
the Model Club-sends the following to
The RECORD for publication


the Model Club-sends the following to
The RECORD for publication
THE MODELS JUBILEE.
There is Fred and Tommy, their shaving can't be
heard a Dago remark last night. right out on
Union street,
And when you happen to drop in to get them to
comb your hair,
Be careful, boys be careful or there will be razors
in the air
OF course you all know brother Sproat, who has
such fine complexion,
He's great admirer of Free Trade and also High
Whenever he says word or two he says it with
will;
The only thing that he does not like is the Wilson
bill.
Mr.. Thomas McDermott, he is certainly wild and
frantic,
He has notion in his head that he can cross the
broad Atlantic;
He bet pair of suspenders and an elegant high
silk hat
That he will cross the Atlantic ocean In Michael
Fahey's fat.
And there's J ohm Moonan also. who can charm a
Some people think he's crazy and some think he's
dead in love,
Because, as sure as pOp-guns. I think that he is
both.
Mr.. William Hammell takes things with such great
ease,
He's dated to box a ChlnSman and to spar with
japanese;
He told his buddies. one and all, how he going
to wax them;
He thinks the next ones he challenges will be
Corbett and Peter Jackson.
And where is Jimmy ManganG Is he Model or
is he not2
III didn near forget him, well, then. may be
AS sure my name is Dennis, which do not
And I he Amt a Model he must be a Snow Bali.
And there is Jimmy Markey, with recitation
given,
1t wifi always be remembered when that boy is
up In heaven;
1t was SO sad and weary that in my heart struck
And just before he finished it they all began to
There also is Thomas Ryan, the man with great
And everybody is trying hard to send him to the
conventions.
With his gracious manners and his ways are all
serene,
Ifhe only had chin whiskers they would axe him
for Bill Greel.
Mr.. John Knowlan, he did the can-can dance,
He'd like to run for Congressman If he thought
he had chance;
III says nell DO MS ne ever does get tnere,
And perhaps some day. with his whskers gray,
he'll be in the Presidential chair.
Mr.. Yosey Callan, he ca n pulverze Jew.
He wrestled with sheeney and pulled his whisk-
ers. too,
And then you ought have seen his face, 1t would
have certainly stopped clock.
And now they have him nicknamed and they call
him Old Sbylock,"
Ed and Tommy doubled up In a triple.tongue
duet.
Tommy got his little horn and Ell his old clarinet
The way they played that solo it made the First
Ward shake;
The people all came running out, they 'feared
great earthquake.
As Coley happened to be near by, says he, " Good
Foa IDS only Ed and Tommy, playing Little An
ME Rooney"
Next then comes the fddler-you know Pro fessor
He started for eoxey's army with his fiddle on
his back;
He wasn't going to stay long, just day or two !.
lie thought, perhaps, on his way back he might
drop in the Zoo.
You all know Michael Lucas, whose great name
Whenever you see dude around just mention st.
Miehaeps name;
| With his poker and his brlck-bats you ought to
see the rally
As he made scramble for the eats way down in
Bottle Alley.
They are all stuck on Lem. the Lulu, who always
| chilly feels,
He can hamulate boiled onions and pulverize
| fried cells;
OF course do not know 1t, and never saw his
| grabs.
| But I'll bet two.cent nickel that he's stuck on
| soft-she crabs.
Mr. Thomas Higgins. who is equal to them all,
| He's champion bagpiper of Ireland and he's from
| the county of Donegal;
! He despises any rascal and never mixed Will
rogues,
He walked all the way from Dublin Castle in hi
brand new pair Of brogues.
Everybody knows Louis Gulllick, politician will
great skill,
He cannot understand it why Senator Duffy veto
ed the Tariff bill.
When Senator Duffy heard of this he said 1T wa
UNJUST
Says he to Sly, Excuse me, sir II was the Suga
Trust.n
Says Sly to Mr.. Duffy, Your language sure
acks-p
+" Hold on, says Mr.. Duffy sir name the In
come Tax"
Says Sly TO MI. Duffy, " You have grit and a grea
back. bone"
" You're right says Mr.. Duffy. " for 1 kissed tn
Barney Stone"