The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1894-04-05
}, Strange that their hands and

ton. Strange that their hands and
feet are not stricken with palsy. /
can hardly see them through my
tears. Alas! To behold the awful
wreck of the mission work in Hawaii,
which has been chiefly maintained by
my prayers and smilesi / took no
bath this morning. My faithful
Chinaman dashed two buckets of
ashes over me, and [ sat all of the
morning in sack cloth.
They will furnish the heiau with
idols of wood or ston3 or brass, more
than two thousand of them, at least.
Shall L live to see the awful fetch
worship?
(Refiection: My business facilities
enable me to furnish any article at
cheap rates. Would it pay to put up
factory Tor the manufacture of idols?
L know that Birmingham is the
largest producer of brass idols fer the
Hindoo market. L can control it.
These fellows are green on the bust
ness side IF pagansm. / can adulter-
ate the brass gods with lead, and
undersell the market. Will give to
each of those reverted missionary
leaders, privately, a sample of idols
for home use. Wonder if Irwin q Co.
will cut under? Shall write secretly
and make proposals; sign as "The
Universal Idol Co. Capital, $500, 000.)"
FEB. 29th. The same traitorous
leaders at work putting up poles.
They are determined to do it. The
civilized world will shudder. The
doctor called this morning and found
me violently vibrating with grief. I
have saved up bath-tub full of my
tears over missionary crimes. Could
L put them up in bottles and sell them
call them "lacbryma missionary
cussw Think L could sell hundred
dozen to the ex- Queen of France. She
must know who / am. She has never
been "restored."
Hope the heiau will be destroyed by
lightning. Think they may win over
Mother Parker to their scheme. Is it
really true that the venerable s. n.
Castle hopes to live long enough to be
the first wOrshipper? But will they
offer human sacrifices?
(Ref1ection: There would be mon
ey in supplying victims. Will in
duce young men in my store to en-
snare wicked sailors and others for
victims, and reward them by promo
ton in my Sunday class. Would like |
10 see several people roasted, especial
ly the man who called my writings !
'.iabby f1apdoodle." Will sing to the |
victims before they are cut up; I can |
sign "The Polynesian Sacrificial Com
pany; capital, 500 live assets ~
April 1st. / am thankful that / |
stand like rock, and the waves of |
ignorance and treason only break |
against me and fall to pieces. L, alone,
on these islands, stand as a monu-
ment of goodness and moral beauty.
l am Haleakala, rising grandly out of
the vast ocean, solitary and grand,
above the clouds, kissing the stars.
The pigmy missionaries. with Gun
real religion" and supported "by the
bitterest enemies of the cause of
Christ" are only little ant hills at its
base. Sometimes L am tempted to
swear at those bad men. Shall not
have a picture of myself painted? 1
will be standing on the rim OF Punch
bowl, one hand pointing toward the
Infamous heiau, and the other point
ng toward the venerable KawaiahaO
Church, filled with reverted mission
lries, and my open lips uttering an
mprecation: "By lingo, you have
lone it,"
(Reflection: I will address a bust
less letter to the COMMITTEE on the
of True Paganism," as
ollows: "Gentlemen-As you have,
.fter profound reflection, resolved to
estore the people of these islands to
he pure, true and enlightened form
f worship which prevailed in early
avs, permit me to tender my services
o you in a secular capacity. A move
nent so grand, so comprehensive, so
illustrious of the progress
higher thought, commands my 1
aspect. All progress is, however,
realty dependent upon good business
A house with large
apital, charging very moderate
ommission-[Here the manuscript {
nds.
The Forester said that he had
,und another scrap which had in
istinct writing on it. He had deci- |
hered these words: 81 hear that !
Ir. B-p will change his name to
nat of Kamehameha's great Kahuna,