The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-07-11
All Sorts of Paragraphs
. Cupid is thinkless.

to last eight years.
London bridge is crossed by 22O, =,
600 people daily.
India has 131, 900 lepers accord
ing to the last census.
No woman is too silly not TO have
genius for spite.
There are as many men angels as
there are women angels.
= Mans Inconsistency is no greater
than woman's inconsistency.
"A kind emo" is often more agree
able than rough eyes.
Truth is mighty and will prevail
when there is money in it. 81.
A woman will do more kindly
things than she will say.
u Men would be different if their
consciences were not elastic.
What woman says to-day does
not apply to what she may think to-:
morrow.
= When times are hard, nobody
can reasonably expect to have soft
time of it.
As much as so, 500, ,OOois expend.
ed for lead pencils in the United States
every year.
- Dom t rein up the plow horse
Make him as comfortable in every way
as possible.
Generally the more aimless aboy
is the better he likes to run around
with shotgun.
= The best way to manage church
quarrel, or any other kind Of quarrel
is to stop quarreling.
More than one hundred and fifty :
flags are necessary part of the outfit
of every American warship.
= Common-sense does not ask
an impossible chess board, but takes
the one before it and plays the game.
"A Cincinnati chemist has in
vented process of milk making which
reduces the price to FIVE cents gal-
lon.
Speaking of the Widows mite,
single lady says it is just like a 4
widow to attract all the attention to
herself.
1t is estimated that there are
500, ,0OO,OO0 Of sheep in the world OF
which about one-tenth are in North {
America.
There are now "a survivors
Of the famous Balaklava charge, so far
as the British army authorities CHI
trace.
Remember that horses sufferfrom /;
| heat as much as humans therefore,
| neither overfeed, nor needlessly expose
them.
- The highest mountain in the
world is Mount Everest, in the lima
layas-29, 900 feet, or five and three
| fourths miles.
= The reports show that there are
46 State banks now doing business IN s
North Carolina. There are 28 nation
al banks.
We have always had an ideathat
the philosopher who takes everything
as it comes, without swearing, has
hard time of it.
- One difference between wealth
and fame is, fame is what other peo-
ple think man has. and wealth is
what he knows he has.
According to careful estimates,
three hours of close study wear out the
body more than whole day OF hard
physical exertion.
"You look SO much like your
brother" said Dennis to Phelim,
"that could tell yez was brcta srs il s
I'd never seen aither av yez.
= The royal library Of Nebuchad-
nezzar. recently unearthed at BABY
Ion. contains innumerable tax lists
and records of the taxes paid and un-
paid.
= The German emperor recently
issued an order that no strmon preach
ed before him by court chaplain
must exceed fifteen minutes in delly-S
cry.
One of the new rifles used by
the Italian soldiers sends ball with
force enough to 60 through five IN
ches of solid oak at distance OF 4 ,OO0
feet.
For Group, while you are waiting
for the doctor, put lard on cloth,
sprinkle with mustard, and apply to
the chest. Give also doses of syrupof
ipecac.
"A New England dictionary offers
the following definitions: Bicycle Z:
Pleasures treadmill. Ink: a black
fluid often used to make black seem
white. u
Powdered charcoal, if laid thick
on a burn, causes the immediate
abatement Of the pain. A superb
cial burn can thus be healed in about
an hour.
The United States manufacture
more iron, steel, copper and lead than
any other country on the globe, Great
Britain being little ahead In zinc
and tin.
Pekin, China, has an estimated
nopulatiop Of 300, 900 and Is, 900 po-
lice, who signal from station to station
by yelling until the news reaches
headquarters.
The expressions ''Hallelujah"
and Gamer" are said to have been in
troduced into Christian worship by st.
Jerome, sometime about the year A. d.
$50.
"A very good authority gives a
very simple remedy for hiccough-a
lump of sugar saturated with vinegar.
In 10 cases, tried as an experiment, it
stopped hiccoughs in 9.
w. H. Nelson, who is in the
drug business at Kingsville, Mo-, has
so much confidence in Chamberlain $
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy
that he warrants every bottle and
r offers to refund the money to any Gus
toner who is not. satisfied after using
! it. Mr.. Nelson takes no risk in doing
this because the Remedy is a certain
E cure for the diseases for which it is
g intended and he krows t, tits fo-