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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18

II notice." said the editor to the
novelist, "that in every chapter you
refer to the hero as having AN elastic
STEP Why do you do this?" "Who
CT you see, he's one of these eau
tious men who never goes out doors
without wearing overshoes. Wash.
snptnp star
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
Accounted For.

Jobson-I'vc been in old CioseflsJ :,
Office ten years and l never knew
him to take fancy to anyone until
yesterday. Then hc said there was
something in the new Office boy that
he liked. Singular, isn't it? Doh
soC-Oh, I don't Know. The new
of'ice-boy has probably swallc'fe =
Tine, e,-Eychau"c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
His Line of Business.

"Why don't l 60 to work, num-,
said the tramp repeating Mrs. Gram
berry'S question. "I'd only lie too
happy if could get something to do
in my own line of business. "What
might that be-" asked the sympa-
theti: woman. "Colorin meer
schaums, mum. Judge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18

ioned by the wearer into a bow, the
ends having q strait-plaited effect.
Nos. 8 and are pronounced cool and
comfortable scarfs by knowing ones,
and are adapted to be worn with
either standing or turnover collars.
The best effects are obtained wher
made of moires, black satin, silk. etc
No. 10 shows the long, narrow Teck
a scarf that is in keeping with pre-
vailing tendencies. Its proportions
should be so balanced that the long
lean aspect is effectively carried out
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
Tho Corpus Deficit.

"JobSon made a bet with one OIL
the football players whose name he
didn't know" "Did the fellow set
tie after the game?" "No. He was
one that got killed" "Jobson ident-
ify his man." "Yes-by looking at
the survivors. Judge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
Guarding Against Intrusion.l

Dashaway-Where did you get THAI
necktie, old man? Cleverton-My
best girl made it to wear at the sea-
side when spend my vacation with
her. Dashaway-I see. She wants
to be alone with you.-Clothier and
Eurnisher.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18

HAD taken my
tirst-cless ticket at
the London ter
minus of one of
the great northern
railways, and, hav-
ing a long night
journey to make,
1 looked about for
an empty COM
partment, intend
ing to swathe ny
self in rugs and
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
Mikes Desire.

Mike ION the road)-How fur is il
10 Chistnut Hill, sir? Native
A bout five miles Whom do you want
to see there? Mike-t aith, I'm anX-
ious to see myself there before night
philadelphia Rcco.d.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
A Retort Feminine.

Captain Cadman-Well. think over
it, Miss Sharpe. You might do worse,
you know. 1 ought to tell you that
/ have the refusal Of two or three
girls. Miss Sharpe-What a capital
way Of putting it! I suppose you
mean you've asked 'em, and they've
I'll said "No. o."-TudQa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
SPRINKLES OF SPICE.
HUMOROUS SELECTIONS FROM
OUR EXCHANGES.

Jokes of Preachers, Lawyers. Doctors, an
Editors-Some OF Them Very Dry and
Others Somewhat Juicy-They VIII Aid
Digestion IL Perused After Meals.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18

In 1881 the Panama canal was b g.
gun. ;fIn:
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18
A CONFLICT IN A TUNNEI

BY IIEEEERT RUSSELL.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1894-07-18

Burglar - Us fellers struck luck
WREN these folding beds were invent
ed.-Truth.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

Bobbs always was quick witted
chap. Only one other possession Of his
was as nimble ss that wit of his, and
that wa, his money He was always
broke and always reckless withal. He
took cab once, being bit unsteady, tc
convey him from the club to his dwell
ing, the latter some distance. The cool
night air blowing through the open win.
dows sobered him enough to permit of
his realizing that he had no money tc
pay the claimants fare.
just at that moment the driver made
that very usual inquiry:
What address did you say, STRIP
And Bobbs said promptly, "Dr. So
and-so" such street and number, the
same being round the corner from his
own abode. The house reached, Bobbs
dashed up the steps, rang the bell furi.
ously, implored the doctor to go at once
with his instruments to such house,
the lady being in dying condition
from an accident.
A cab was at the door, and would the
doctor take the cab? The doctor would.
Bobbs huddled him in, gave the driver
an address and then started off to tele.
graph to the lady's brother OF course
Bobbs went home around the corner,
and of course the cabman searched il
vain for the number, and of course thu
doctor-well, what could he do?-Lon
don Tit-Bits
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

The camp meeting at Brandywioe'
Summit forms an excellent outing for
hundreds OF the denizens Of our city.
Scores OF ladies' and children have,
been benefited physically by the
change from their city homes to q
residence In the tented grove. while
other hundreds have boon benefited
spiritually. Preachers, as well as peo'
pie. seem to enjoy the association as
we'll as the services. 1t does them
good 10 shake hands with old ac-
quaintances and form a number OF
new ones. "a we'll as to preach
one OF their best sermons. for even
good men feel Gratitied on being com.
plimented on their eloquence and Gu
ridition on ll..occasions. Superinten.
dent Hanna. Presiding Elder Barrett
DR.. Howard, or even DR.. Hulburd are
not insenslble to the compliments oil
their auditors when they have strlven
to induce them to "lay mp their treas
ures where moth and rust do not cor
rupt nor thieves break in and steal"
The first week OF tie camp is now
drawing to a close, and everything APP
pears to be progressing satisfactorily
The Woman's Foreign Missionary So
ciety OH Wednesday. and the Temper
auce people on Thursday broke into
the regular afternoon services. but the
addresses were Of character to In
terest and instruct those who attend
ed, and enable them more intelligent
ly to perform their part in the world {
brond field of battle, where none
should be like dumb driven cattle but
act like heroes in the strife. To'mor'
rows meetings will be well attended,
and great good may result. but The
following day will be big Sunday
and the surrounding woods and al
Joining fields will DO literally file,
with the visitors and their convoy
ances. 1t Is to be hoped that no acci
dents may occur. and that the man.
attendants will reach their respective
homes In the evening feeling hottie
for the manner in which the day hat
been passed.
1e5Snlst5 may say tuuN INC taS ~
camp meetings Is over, that there ID II
necessity for them, that it would b
better for all to contine themselves t
their respective places OF worship, tia
their tendency Ia to evil, and it woul
be better II they were abolished. Croh
ers have always complained and fan
cled coming evil. Had their fear
been verified pandemonium woul
have reigned on earth years ago. Tn
world still goes on. however. aud W
believe the people are gradually bt
coming wiser and better, even If til
young people will tiirt little and tn
boys play base bali, or engage In othe
frlvilous amusements. 1t is Difficult
to put old heads on young shoulder
but stlll the vines may be trained an
In the end 1t will be found as the twi
10 bent the tree ls inclined.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10
FIGHTING THE HEALTH OFFICERS
A Mob OF Two Thousand Attacks tho Van
In Milwaukee.

A Mob OF Two Thousand Attacks tho Van
In Milwaukee.
MILWAUKEE, Aug. 10.-Ths rebellion
against the enforcement of sanitary laws
bearing on smallpox cases has assumed
alarming proportions in this city. The
health department van, with a crew Of
six officers, went to the house of Ferdi
nand j. Butler, at 1856 Muskego avenue,
where q child was suffering from the dis
ease.
Inside Of ten minutes there was a mob
OF fully 1000 persons on the scene. There
were loud cries and threats against the
health department officers, and a few
stones were thrown. Before much dam
age could be done, however, q squad OF
city police arrived. The health officers
broke In the door and soon reappeared
with the sick child, lich was placed in
the van. The crowd now became furious.
and as the van started up made a deter.
mined charge The police would have
been overpowered had not patrol wagon
filled with officers arrived.
Guarded by the police, the van passed
through the mob and started for the hos.
pital, pursued by thcerowd. The patient
was placed In the hospital before the lead.
ers of the mob got there, but the rioters
threatened to overturn the van. The po-
lice finally succeeded In e. to the
health officers and their CO nee safely
back through the crowd.
After fight in which thirty men were
injured, the police last night dispersed
meeting called to protest against tht
action OF the health officers.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

Tho appearance Of tho friends OF
prohibition on the platform at Brandy
wine Summit Camp on Thursday AZ
tsrnoon, as q political organization In
with the character OF the
speeches made, led to considerable ex-
as members OF the other
parties considered that they were DO.
ling treated unfairly. and were
placed In an improper light. Hence
the call OF meeting OF the trustees
and the passage OF resolutions which
may lead the preachers In charge to
hereafter dsny tho use Of the taberna
ole to the representatives OF any out
side organ ization for any purpose
whatever. Temperance Is q good
cauee. but when 1t Is taken up and
pushed for partisan purposes. 1t should
be confined to the same privilegea and
same status as other political orgsni'
cations. We do not desire any con.
fiict with the Prohibltonists. but there
should DO fair play all around, and
every tub be allowed to stand on IL
own bottom.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

/! On tie Chcstsr from Druadywlne.
!. The police Inst evening arrested
four men on the city line In the neigh
borhood of Ninth Avenue on the
charge Of vngrancy. In the Municipal
Court to-day they were arraigned
on the charge. One man was baclie-
Tor from Baltimore and had walked
from Philadelphia. and being tired SAT
down at the spring ard was arrested.
What have you 60 say, said the court
to another prisoner.
Well. your honor. i just got here
from Philadelphia"
How did you get hereg'
u came on the boat"
what boat?r
THE Chester"
FROM whereY'
The Brandywine."
1 From wherer'
| 1.-The Brandywine on the Della ware. .
Acting City Solicitor Harrington
here shaded his smiling face with one
hand and looked between his fingers
at the Judge.
The prisoner discovered that he
made mistake and the court gave
him o chance to explain and he stated
That he came on the Brandywine as
far as Chester. After that he lost his
Hog book and could not say how he
4 got into Wilmington. They were
fined III and coste each.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10
yAiak 1T OVER.


Before you undertake scheme.
Just think itover.
II doesn't pay TO sit and drehm-
But think 1t over.
II isn't wise TO be too rash,
il never pays TO be too brash,
Sometimes it costs In actual cash.
30 think 1t over.
II you are going TO propose,
just think II over.
It's hard to hold back. goodness knows
But think 1t over.
You may have funds enough for two,
But sevcn or eight may come to you,
And II they should what would you dor
So think 10 over.
In fact, whatever comes along,
JUS. think 1t over.
That Is the burden of this song ..
Just think IL over.
Don't be afraid you'll miss the train
By sitting dew n to work your brain.
The chances arc that you will gain
% shi~s- s..ver. ....
y -Somcrville Journal.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

Philadelphta. Ia, who had cured him of
the bad effects of indiscretion. Well.
went and saw Mr. Theel and I must say
he was unlike the other ply sicians. Ie
carefully and thoroughly examined me
and stated that my trouble was due TO
Blood Poison and Weakness brought on
by NY own folly. After six weeks under
this learned mans treatment. all the
pimpies 6ld hlotches left me; my appetite
improvod: slept better; my poor mem
DRY became stronger; my hair stopped
railing out; my throat and mouth hcnled
up;I gained Is pounds In six months;
could walk again for miles; my whole
roody became clean; tbs botis and hard
swollen glands left me: no moro head
sche; no more unpleasant dreams OF
pains In small of back; felt young and
happy once moro. Four years have pnss-
ed and am well and strong. | zee 30
many pfaislna the good and noble-heRrt-
led DIR. THkEL, ana | want to add my
little bit and say all. whoever YOU may
be. rich or poor. go and consult DIR.
g. T.. TBEEL. 1917 ARCH STREET.
PHII.A., Formerly OF 5ss N. Fourth St.
He Will cure positively. II a cure Is posi-
BILE. Office hours. 9-3; Evenings, 6---s.
Wednesday and Saturday evenings o to
10; SundayA pLl2. Send i've 2-cent
stamps for book. TRUTH. the only book
exposing quncks who copy his ADVERTISE
ments No name or address will he pub
shed without consent OF patient.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

HAZLEToS, Pa, Aug. 10-Tweuty-five
people were injured, some of them Sc
riously, in collision between two trolley
cars on the Electric road, near Oakdale.
When the collision occurred the cars Were
going at high rate of speed, in opposite
directions. The passengers In the car
bound for this city, which was an oper
one, saw the approach of danger and
jumped for their lives, falling among the
rocks that lined the read. The cars came
together with terrific crash, throwing
those who remained in them to the floor
and splintered the front of the cars into
kindling wood. Not single passenger
escaped injury.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10
. ralsIrs SUNDAY.

To guard the glory OF the great white
'rtIroub.
To answer the apnostic's shallow piaiut.
To hearten doubling souls who shrink
and faint,
AS fearing to believe on Ono unknown
Is 1t no twrit that not by bread alone
Shall man have life? His Unborn fatal
Ialnt
Requires each word proceeding from
Gods lips.
How shall Gods awful voice reach
earthly ears2
How can the souls dull sense be
stirred afresh2
The spirits light dispels the days eclipse
child hears
Translat to him by the Word made
flesh.
REV. WALTER MITCHELL in COUNCILMAN.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

Final arrangements were concluded
last evening for tile great IIiUernl
bay at tHion Park on saturday, Aug
rs. HE =eYehts will 10 open to ali
auIi to rs who will be OIL tho ground
Tho events include 100 yards dasl
and IN it there viii Be 10 handicap
Then hop, stop and jump running
nigh JUMP. broad jump, potato race
20 yards dash Tor men over 2Ol
pounds. sacli race tulee-ieggei race,
putting tie shot
Inc greatest rivalry exists at pres
ent between i New astle otlIlete aud {
young man Ut tAis city. They are &c
have collar and elbow wrastla In the
irish style. Both men huye gone lutt
active training ual the contest vii
take place both afternoon and even
ing.
Several culries have already bear
nude III tie different events. Entries
.clpse vita juue5 T. carey 1910 Nlrk
wood street OF j. L, Mclyor, kErUELi
~ Office.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

Beecham's pills are for
biliousness. bilious headache,
dyspepsia, heartburn, torpid
liver, dizziness, sick head
ache, bad taste in the mouth,
coated tongue, loss of appe-
tite, sallow skin, when caused
by constipation and consti-
patton is the most frequent
cause of all of them.
Book free; pills 25c. Al
drugstores, or write BE-. Allen
Co, 1868 Canal St., New York
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10
DEGIsTEH 5 ORDER
h REGISTERS OFFICE,
Nkw CASTLE Co.. DEL,

,,, July Il. 1891.
Riddle and Nellie H. Mcdowell, ESncu.
trtces, OF Elizabeth Maxwell. late of Wi.
ordered an directed by tile Register that
the Executives. Aforesaid give notico Of
granting of Letters Testamantary upon
tho estate OF the deceased. with
date OF granting thereof by causing
To DO posted within
forty dnys from the date of such letters
In SIX OF the most public places OF tile
county OF New Castle and State OF Della.
ware, requiring all persons having de.
rame, or abide by an act OF Assemnlv
IN such case made and provided; and nj.
SO cause the same to be inserted with.
In the same period In tho Daily Rennb.
lican, newspaper published In VIII
mington. Del. and to be continued there.
m three weeks e. o. d.
- Given under the Land and Seal
s.s. or office of tho Register aforesaid,
~, Wilmington, III New Castle
County aforesaid, tEe day and yoarI
j. wilkins CooCH, Register.
NoTlCE.-Notice is hereby given thai
Letters Testamentary were III due form
of law granted unto the undersign
ed, on tho 18th day OF July, A. ID
1894, and thatall persons having claims
against the estate OF tho deceased must d
present the same, duly uttested, to the
said Executriecs. on or before the 18th
OF Assembly in such case made and pro-
vided. MARY A. RIDDLE.
NELLIE L. mellow Ell.
Executives.
mington, Del. jy25
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

Joe Cross OF our city. pilots Snap.
per Gurrlson, ths crack Jockey, OH his
cunning trip down into Virginlu. In
Tho TAIL months. lie says Snapper
10 jolly good companion. pays him
well, and Is dead shot. On ono oc.
cusiOn while travelling in Virginia
snapper procured Il couple of ponies
ono Of which he mounted while the
other was ridden hy Cross. Snapper
started Ills animal oil on dead run
and bumped up and down on It's bncli
like fishing cox In choppy stream.
The natives fHiriy shook their sides
with laughter to see the way tho not.
Ell jockey apparently tried to keep on
the horses back. Ihey didn't Know
who Garrison was, but their mlrth was
soon turned into wonderluent as the
1.-THE little Jockey began to give them
LESSONS In Workmanship. He first
would ride OIL the horse = neck. tier
slide back on its haunches and from u
distance would look as II he was rid
Ing seated on It's tail. The horse could
nut go fust enough for him even Oh
dead run.
Gross tried his level best to keep Ut
with Garrison but no said It, was ne
90, uni his teeth fairly chartered, while
hc was unable 10 sit down FOR neurlj
: days With any comfort, owing to thu
shaking up lie received on this mem
orable ride. Joe lIhes TO tell OF TIA,
humorous times he las plotted til,
famous Jockey ON lie cunning trip
#Joo Is { noted fisherman as well as
leGd shot With gun. and an enter
taialng stcry teller.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

A pair OF horses attached to Two.
horse delivery wagon ut Measrs. CAhs.
Warner Co., when were driven by
Jeremiah fostles, polUred. met with 4
peculiar accident this morning at I
o clock, while crossing Market street
at Second. one OF the horses slipped
and fell KNOCKING his companion OF
OF its feet at the same time Tho nur
ness had to be cut when the horses
got on tuelr feet sulier ng only few
eligLt bruises from the accident. Inc
street car tracks were blocked FOL
some tive minutes.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

The Erownson Library clnb has ar.
ranged series of games WITH the G A.
G. OF New castle.
Yesterday at Clayton after playing
six innings the smyrna clrb quit the
game at the command OF Captain Him
lsle who objected to the ruling of the
ttmpire, The club stood al the time
b 10 In Glaytons favor
Tie y. IL. L, A. base ball club will
cross bate to-day at Dover with the
strong organization oil ball players at
that place.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

Denis f. Leary, County President
Of the Ancient Orderot iiberniuus, in.
stalled tho officers OF Division No. /
last evening" The following are tht
Jillcers; President, Peter 4. forty
vico. president. James 4. Car4y; treas
arer; Daniel J. kliroy; repOr ting socre,
tary, Martin +, Ferry; financial seere
tHry. james Il. Burns, seEgeant.at
arms, francis MeGillen; Chairman OF
he llYislOn IL in excellent condition
The Division WAS also Walled lusl
evening BY Nicholas Guunoi.g' OF lien.
y Cl4y. and State Treasurer Franz
Fugsn and Jamos h. Melror, New
lustle.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-10

In the fiscal year ended June ?, sol
The governments revenue from tulg
lakes was sl32 294 242 from iutcrua
.axss, sl46.e4j.71s from miscellaneous
sources, slT7-oa}I, mukin. a total
income OF s@9i 3Jl.oi6, as against
1855. sl9, 6is in the preceding year. The
total expenditures to tha=y year Just
,osed we're s3tb.503, 3jJ tbs amount
being made up from the folio wing
TENS; Pensions. si4l. l77,2eI; civil aud
miscellaneous. SOL. ioS. i55; war, s54..
357, eco; navy, s5l. 527. ly5; Indians, slU,-
ESQ. 4l6; interest. sz7.s4!, 495. The total
Expenditure was some sI7, 900 less
than in 1898 aud tile Income some
Ese GO. 600 less.