New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-05
TALK OF THE DAY.

Fags-They say that DR.. Capsule has made
fortune within the last five years.
Gags-Gracious. What lot OF peop.e he must
have cured.
you're away of: ne didn't cure anybody; he d.
covered a new disease
Dreadful Possibility.-It evident that they
ing al the wedding Of two OF their friends wouldn't
IL be awful" she was heard TO say 10 nm " ,he!
m. silver we gave them was only plated ?'-Qndian-
apcns JourHa..
Are living pictures indecent? Well. yes. some
times Take 70: instance. the living pictures 'nas
Tammany has been putting in office for the last nW
years.
Lofty sarcasm-"what did the critics think o.
nanTea Then d na no nk
Star sia iAs' "e'e'' "'''e N
An English paper says that on the occasion OF
football match between a number OF military on'-
GERS and "A team OF lawyers. the former hAa pre-
pared a splendid lunch for the vs.'oFs oe'o'e ''e
game. Both teams did thorough justice 10 ,as
lunch. and the legal gentlemen going in strong LOT
champagne and cigars. the officers anticipated an
easy victory. On looking toward the iooloa-' e'u@
however after lunch. the officers espied ren'n.
ably resh-looking lot OF giants KICKING 'he oa''
about and in amazement asked their guests "n'
the strangers were. oh" replied one OF them'
our playing team; We are only the .unching team
you know.
shades OF me aiming English words. recently ~
tended reception at Nassar Coliege a. w', N ali
young ladies OF the institution were arraSea u, ssa
the bewi.derlng beauty OF evening toilets SA "a
he to president Il have before never ssr ss sah
grand a sight those young ladies' IN 'heT h'snS
sowns"-CSt Adams Messenge:.
Saws THE Massillon (Ohio) Independent: II
architecture Is frozen music the new Court House
horribly of the key.
Doubling the Misunderstanding house wou'o
suit me, but there are no, enough en- CLOSETS, h asb.ed
i.ady~Very we'll, then ri sign the lease.
Landlord thal an hour iater)George sena ciosets
penter TO that house TO divide each Oh thoss eo'~
into two-tNewYork Weekly
The successful evangelist nowadays seems 10 os
,hs man who can invent unique and bizarre meth
DDS In Cincinnati the other day II. o. Weiis' q"
EVANGELIST had number of plants IN various
courses OF development on. the stage. win winch w
compared the state OF the soul OF man IN It's a'"e
ent stages OF sanctiicaton and progress 10 eo'"-
plete spirituality The introduction OF cnHa
coffin 10 emphasize his remarks relative 10 oes'.
partook a good deal OF the spectacular. and tende.
10 throw a hush on his audience At first many "
the ladies feared that there might be a tiny eo'ps
inside But they were agreeab,y relieved on 'n,s
point when the strains OF Home. Sweet hom'
were heard emanating from music box "''"N"
Tommy is an awful fellow to play swina'ns
schemes
Hes got an accident insurance policy on pas, s
and then joined football team -tChieaso H'~"
OF the 1850 British Army officers in India eoS''
martiaed last year. only 70 were total aosta''"~
Hallie-How delightfully."- entertaining Miss c''''
Percy-Is she we'll informed? .,.at
Hallie-Oh yes; tod her everything knew A''''
everybody.-Qnter Ocean.
Nowhere are old soldiers distinguishes
China In 1880 the Emperor Kiang-su isSu ..ro
proclamation which read In part as toiio"' A..
thank Heaven that It has allowed us to reson 49,
| age OF twenty years We herewith raise al IA
soldiers OF the eight banners of Manchun. -.
Mongolia to the rank OF the nobility. To tnoso ~.
have passed fourscore. we give In addi'on A.
OF silk, ten measures OF rice and ten pou" s,r,h.
meat Those who have passed their niheue." 80
| day are to receive double measure In each eaS..
WHEN the crack regiments OF the Chinese A!uV
contain men almost century old II IS not Sv w.,
| cut to understand the successes OF the o'~''
Japanese
An Un.ucky Name-Everett Wrest-DonnIt n ~
! ever feel like you wouu like to go oacA " "'
Dismal pawson-Lord no. The name Of TIE pJiS
Is hoodoo / come from Bath Msihs''~
natl Tribune.
In an account OF the campaign In Geors's' u
]. s. Fullerton tells this story THE STRAIN ~.
| constant day after day. There was no strassnns
Every man on both sides was required to DC ~ ~
place 1t was while moving back from QUO r
ton to another that the incident occurred VI 80,
some of you have heard. Hardee-you KNOW .,,t
discinl,narIan he was-came upon q great s.u.'
fellow in butternut squatted down In fence IAN,
putting away at a pipe. Why aren't you % rhs
| commandr thundered Hardee; who are you -.
loose-t onted soldier Strengthened up slowly, ,hs
moving his pipe from his mouth. SAID ~.
chaplain of the 9Th Arkansas. Now ""'
are your"
Uncertalnty-"She is determined to De : i,v al ~
but can't decide whether to make q spec'a'"
| violin or the piano." - g.. .,,hsrrs
| ooh YES but some Of her friends think "a snoso
better standing and others tkat situne
becoming 70 her."-(Derols Xssosas