The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1894-06-12
OREGON NOTES.

Il, spite of his name, Dr. Paine seems
to be the most sought after surgeon IN
Lane county.
The very worst yet is a Glenwood siri
named Mary, who spells 1t Mai" That
closes the premium list.
Brownsville is chasing Corvallis Tor
the reputation Of being tough CITY, 30
saws the Albany Democrat.
Those interested In Horticulture over
at Salem are giving rose show as
sisted by the "elite orchestra" at Reeds
opera house.
What fun they must have at OAK
Grove. The ladies run thirty-yard iooe
races. each lady carrying an egg IN
spoon during the race.
man with $500 in gold dust on ms
person passed through Riddles last
week. and the people of Roseourgh WON
dered how he did it.
Albany banks must be In the nanus oi
their friends. One of the banking insti-
tutions of that city have just let a con-
tract for a new building.
The appearance of chicken bones ana
corbs in the groves about Pleasant Hill
indicates that the summer social season
at Goshen has formally opened.
A CASTOR young woman who was bit
ten on the cheek by a man knew enough
about the bible to turn the other SIDE
of her face to the impudent rascal.
A stage driver who has always had
the reputation of truth and sobriety. re-
ports hail stones as large as hens eggs
having fallen at Pineville last week.
lightning struck the U. B. church at
Goshen last Saturday, but no particular
damage was done save knocking OH a
leg from the bottom Of heating stove.
There is no use at all in trying to
break into Salem society unless you are
connected with the 1874 flood survivors,
either by marriage or by profession OF
faith.
Five editors Of Democratic papers met
in Portland Sunday. Nobody can un-
derstand how they came to select a
place of meeting where there is so much
drinking water.
Owing to the blockade of transporta'
ton lines and the water in hotels Of
portland, the meeting Of the Masoni'
grand lodge has been postponed unti
the flood recedes.
I Eugene's upper crust is all broken vi
because the only young man In towi
I who wears cuffs on week days has gon
{ to attend the midwinter fair just as tn
/ ice cream season opened.
: The Hillsboro Independent is wrathfu
n because the graduating class at Tn
2 state university sent east for an eight
e mage Souvenir" instead Of havln
: them printed within the confines Of tn
/ state.
n There is a complaint SO loud about tn
: professional coroner's jurymen at Jacf
/ sonyille that a school boy spoke piec
y about "the man who sat on the corpse
instead of "the boy standing on u
u burning deck"
u The "entente cordiale" between 1
y Grande and Baker City which ht
:, sprung up since the "Bells Of Cornvillt
:, was played In the former town by u
local talent of the latter, Is so stror
a, a that the young women of La Crane
- come visiting and borrow the l5aK
City girls party dresses.
According to letter to the HILLSIDE
Independent, 26 gentlemen and as MAJ
- ladies celebrated brush slashine
90 Mulino last week. There was angel ioo
- and chocolate, and cream kisses al
w sponge cake, and raisins and candy al
~ ice cream until you couldn't rest. or
,a1 least none Of the young people W
N were present did for a night or two
on ter the feed"