Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1894-07-28

From the Chicago Evening Post.
''Jawn," said Mr.. Dooley, IF ye'd been
uh tn r-road las night Id iv took We out in
sassiety."
Who's dog won?" asked Mr.. McKenna in
the spirit of leyity.
Mr.. Dooley gave no heed TO the remark
DO We know oil Hinnisy. III miser?'
Him that had three wives! To be sure"
Well he wInt an got marrid again"
We'll, the old villain. And who did he
nrarry?'
Mrs. odalia Ann oLeary. 1is. yis.
Odalia Ann; ne married Odalia Ann
. O'Leary. Mr.. DOoleyS Utterance was
broken with wild laughter, while Mr. Nc
kenRa could only walk up and down the
little liquor SHOP with his hands pressed 10
his cambria shirt. When they had Quieted
MIR. Dooley resumed:
We'll. twas a pair. Ye know they live
alongside of ache other. Hinnisy have a
brown billy goat and Ann Odalia she have
a white nanny goat. SO twas ivident they
WAS made for ache other Hnnisy says.
Tn other night sees him comm out iv his
house with plug hat on his head an
cane in his hand an him walkin on his
heels His big kid Tom tould me tn story.
He's cellybrated tn occasion be gettin'
ohrunk. Hinnisy wint around tn back
way an knocked at tn kitchin' dure.
do this fine avenin? she says. I'm well,
thanks be to Gaw1,' said Hinnisy. Come
here, nanny he says. pattin' tn goat. She's
a pretty crathur, ne says. An like her
r-road is gettin' too gay he says, with
their Lucys an their Mauds,' he says.
or names is tn best he says. Dye see
TIL thrickery iv tn la-ad? He knowed
iv Ann o'Dalia's eye. III have to keep
her in dures.' she says. she do be gettin'
fiirtatious with ye'er 'Willum. Faith says
HnDisy, 'Willum could go further an fare
AM fbx.w,
he says. 'Oho.' he says. walkin' up an
down tn room. IT'S crool to be alone in
tn wurreld.' he says. Have We amy NOR
gedge on this property NO. says Mrs.
O'Leary, softly. L heerd We sold tn house
an lot in Cologne sthreet, she says. No.
says he. 4 bought tn wan mex dure,' he
says. How much rints dye dhraw frim
thin fiats?' he says. TIL same as iver'
she says. Wan hundherd month He
put his ar-rum around her an tn la-ad
that had been outside threw a rock through
n window an come over here.
"They had 4 divvle of a weddin' up wlst
iv the bridge. Every chick an chill in
Bridgeport there. They came up in
dt rays firm Haley's slough an We cudden't
get half iv thin in tn church. Whin amy
wand come down tn middle aisle tn kids
u all iroler, There they come now,' an
Potthoff, tn organist, ID begin FIR to play.
Whin they did come finlly tn la-ad that
pumps tn organ was lanin' over tn ralin'
shootin' spit balls an Potthoff an him got
Into tn ellis own row an they was no
music FIR tn weddn'. l heerd Hinnisy give
FEATHER Kelly about two bits, an whin
tn good man seen it, he says sarcastic:
.Nr Hinnjsy' he says, we made a mis-
take he says. TIL poor box Is down back
iv tn church, Hinnisy's la-ad was stand
in on tn steps and whin tn oil ma-an
comes up he give him tn foot an thrun
him.
b, Thin We all ma-arched down behind him
to his house. We give him tn finest shiv
'aree was liver known in Bridgeport. Twas
raie sport till some iv tn la-ads got throw
In couplin' pins, an thin tn loot had to
sind out tn resarves. An what dye think?
He ntver asked us If we had a mouth to
our face avn whin we built a bonefire be-
fure his dure an thrun horseshoes down
tn chimney"
1.-The mean man." said Mr.. McKenna.
But what could you expect of the likes of
him?"
''Sare thing" said Mr. Dooley.