The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1894-11-21
THE OMNIBUS

The trouble with the bulldog s that he
sometimes chews more than he can bite
off.-Galveston News.
Custome--"Do you know anything that
is good for badness Barber-''Did YOU
ever try wig. sir?'-Yonkers Statesman.
Teacher-"A mole eats daily as much
as ii weighs Pupil-"But how does II
know how much it weighs '-Fliegende
Baetter
The Nawab Of Rampur. India. paid
S25cOO0 for occasional visits. OF an En-
E;ish army surgeon during a period Of
three months.
He-"win you be my wife some time
this year?'' She-''I will But I can't an
swer for any time later than that"-De-
troit Free Press.
She-''Wonder what makes Hetty Mi
Ops eyes so green?' He-"Probably be
cause they We're raised under glass
Boston Transcript.
The colossal globe which was on ex-
hibition in the government building at
the words fair, and which cost $4,000,
has been sod for SO.
Mrs. de Vere-"Taey say my daughter
took her beauty from her mother" The
Count-"How shameful Eat she should hat
50 deprived you"'-JudSe-
A man may think he adores a woman,
but his love is put TO a terrible strain
when she asks him TO button her shoes
with a haiTpin.-N Y. Herald.
Arctic explorers who have found them
selves in the midst Of an aurora describe
il as producing a cooling. prick.y sensa-
ton and a very exhilarating effect
statistician Of Moscow has estimated
e 81, ;, o. h
states Of Europe that at least 40 per cent.
Of the inhabitants Of that portion Of the
word die Of prevent3bie infectious dis
eases.
The upper third Of the face is altered
in expression. say physlognomists and doc
tors, in affections OF the braia, the middle
third in diseases Of the chest. and the
lower third in diseases Of the organs con-
tanned i'm the abdominal cavity.
4 hfty-cent "shinplaster' Of the date
of 1865 and signed by T. N Thurl0w.
mayor Of Amer,cus, Ga, turned up at
tha bank Of Sumter, in that city, the other
day. Ii was reminder Of a brief period
when the city issued its own money.
1T is evident" said the judge. that
the prisoner beat his wife" Hardly,
your honor" replied the prisoner. Il am
but frail man. and 1 have always said
hard 10 beatn'-Atlanta Constitution.
Young Wlfe-""Oh mamma put my
curling irons on the fire. quick. Charlie
has been bitten by a mad dog" Mother
Are YOU going to cauteriZe the wound?'
Young Wife-"ND: 1 want to curl my
bangs so l can run for the doctor. Hurry
up.'-Austin (TeX) Rolling Stone
AIistress-"Did any one call while I was
out" New Girl-''Yes, mum; Mrs. Way
upp called" did she seem disappointed
when You said ] was not at bome?'
well. she did look a little queer, but I
told her she needn't get mad about il.
cause it was really true this ume--N-
7. Weekly.
Suppose. Bobbie, that another boy
should strike your right cheek" asked
the Sunday-school teacher, what would
YOU do?" Give him the other cheek 10
strike" said Robbie. ''That's right said
the teacher. 'Y essum,' said BObbie and
If ne struck that I'd plralyze him. '-Har-
per's Bazar
A mastodon tooth which measures nine
inches in length and four in width and
weighs three and three-quarters pounds
was recently found in Barber county.
This shows that Barber county was the
greatest stock county on the face Of the
g.obe at the very time that Noah was
dow frame for his ark.-TopeKa Breeze.
Two feHow-students who had both be
come doctors met after several years.
How are you getting along?" inquired
the first Very badly; the climate is
mild and healthy, SO my practice IS
hardly sufficient TO keep me. And what
about yourse.f?'' 'Oh. I'm c0ntented;
average $4,000 a year" You must have
rich pauents?" Not necessarily.
generally deal with the heirs"
Stevie and Robbie were cousins. and,
although very fond Of each other. did not
always agree. one day Robbie's mother
entered tle room when the little boys
were playing, and was Immediately ap-
paaled 70 by her son with. Mamma.
mayn't Stevie tell me my faults?' What
do you want Stevie 10 tell you your faults
for?'' asked R0bbie's mother. in 3stOnisl-
ment. so that 1 can tell Stevie his
Harper's Bazar.
A recently published book on the En-
glish railway system contains this new
version Of the old story Of an aged lady's
first journey by rail As the train was
pitched down an embanSment, and she
crawled from beneath the wreckage, sac
asked a passenger, rs his SANFORD
NO. madam" replied the man, wao was
pinned down by a piece Of timber, this
IS not Stamford: it is a cat2str0phar' on
cried the lady, then hadn't oughter got
off here"
ToOthache heaceforth, will be an un-
known foe IN the German army. After
careful consideration of the question. the
emperor Of Germany and the Berlin war
office have now decided that artificial
teeth are to be provided free of charge
to the soldiers, O. the ground that the
troops are better able 10 render good
service with sound grinders than with
teeth which either ache or are inadequate
to the performance Of their work Of mas
tic2tiOn-
\ schOOlbOy gave the following paper
as his reasons for being a total abtainer:
Il abstain from alcoholic drinks because,
if l would excel as crickste-, Grace says
'abtain:' as a walker, Weston says ABB
STAIN as an oarsman. Hanlon says alb
STAIN; as a swimmer, Webb says 'abstain;
as an orator, Brisl5 says abstain as 4
missionary. Livingston says abstain as
a doctor Clark says abstain as a preach
er. Farrar says abstain Asyiums, p-is-
ons and work houses repeat the cry, alb
stain
The tramp had applied at the kitchen
door Of a house in New England and
slim maid had appeared. Maid (curtly)-
what do you want?" Tramp Gin his
,aflf1or at