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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

good joke was recently played on the
girls Of a certain A merican town by the
young men. there. The boys had been
rather rerniss in their attentions to the
young ladies and had been -stagging'' it
to the theater, parties, ETC., until the girls
cot tired of being left out in the cold and
decided to show their independence Con-
sequently eight Of the girls hired box at
the theater and made a very charming
theater party. The play was Wanted,
Husband" and the girls sat serene
through it all, never dreaming that the
wicked boys had taken one Of the largest
fiaring posters, Wanted, a Husband, .
and fastened it around the box so that the
audience might read--Tit- Bits
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08
STATE LEVY 3 $40 MILLS
he Auditor Makes the Levy-TotaI Tax
Alb "a For.y Mills.

Auditor Of State Van B. Prather today
served notice on the county clerk that
the tax levy for 1891 for state purposes
il placed al $3.50 nhls. The city levy,
which is the greatest Of the lev4es, has
not been sent to the county clerk, al
though 1t Was due there MONDAY. lit wall
probably be about 80 mills, which, with
the cOhnty aad state levles, viii make a
total Of nearly four cents on the dJiltr.
Last year the levy was: General revenue
70 10, library 10, school 10 mills. total
3J.6J mills. The city levy will be almost
the same this year, which would make
the total levy 39-40 mills.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08
COLORED CANDIDATES.
TuIIk of Bringing Gu, Two of Them FOR
Representative.

Tu1k of Bringing Gu Two of Them for
Representative.
The legislative fight in this county
threatens to become more complicated
by the entry Of two colOred Republicans
into the race.
An effort is being made, it is said, to
get e. [. DeRadamie to run against ).
n. Gardenhire ia the south district, and
John u. Brown, the ex-county clerk, is
talked about as an independent candI-
date against a. 9. Sherman on the north
side.
Mr. DeRandamie stated today that
while it was true he had been urge TO
become a candid tie he had not deCid ii
whether he would or not
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08
Likely.

The professor was Iecturing on some Of
the habits and customs OF the ancient
Greeks to his class 1.-The ancient Greeks
built no roofs over their theaters,' - said
the professor
what did the ancient Greeks do when
it rained2'' asked Johnny Fizzletop
The professor took off his spectacles,
polished them with his handkerchief and
replied calmly, They got wet, I sup
pose Tit Bits.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

Summer Youth-Then you do really
love me- darling?
Summer enthusiastically, my own
I am yours now until death.
Summer Youth-And have you any
references from your last engagement?-
Somerville Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

LucuIlus Brown Con hospital purpose
fntent)-Are you dining anywhere tOmor-
row night?
Jones (not liking to absolutely give
himself away)-Lot me See Considers
No. I'm not dining anywhere tomorrow
Lucullus Brown (seeing through the
artifcel-Umi Poor chap How hungry
you will be!-Punch-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

Stillingfleet-What would you do with
a tailor who never has your trousers done
al the time he has contracted to deliver
thems
Wienbiddle-Sue him for breeches Of
promise.-Truth- r
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08
WEALERS SEAT HOME.

District Com disclaimers and Citizens OF
Washington Get Them 1r snsportation.
WASHINGTON, Aug. S.-Through the
efforts Of the district commissioners aud
leading citizens. about eighty common
wealers. composing the Calvin and
Thomas divisions Of Frye army left
the city last night over the Chesapeake
s. Ohio railroad for their homes in Gin
cinnati and Los Angeles. The train is
expected to reach Indianapolis tonight
where arrangements VIII be made for
transportation further west
Before leaving, Calvin and Thomas
jointly signed open letter thanking
those who had ia any way assisted the
wealers. Calvin and Thomas, it is said
are the only commOnweal leaders who
have not deserted their men after bring
ing them here. There are only a few
wealers remaining in this vicinity. and
they VIII leave as soon as transportation
can be had for them.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08
WOMAN'S POLITICAL DEAL
Agreed to Marry II Opponents III He
would c. or thu Track

Agreed to Marry II OpPonent III He
would c. on tin. Track
MINNEAPOLIS. Aug. 8.-A paper pub
Iishel near FormAn, n. d., brings out a
romantic incident in connection with the
nomination by the Republican state CON
vention Of Miss Emma F. Bates Of Val
ley City to be state superintendent Of
schools. Miss Bates had charge Of her
Canvass for the nomination and found
formidable opponents ia Hon. John IL.
Devlne and Prof ]. H. Holland. She
was able to sidetrack the latter by max
ing herself solid with the Young Mems
Republican league
She then entered into negotiations with
Mr.. Devine, first demanding uncOndi-
tional surrender. This he refused. After
further negotiation, it IS said, he agreed
TO pull of the TRACK provided if she was
elected state superintendent, she would
make him her putty and marry him
into the bargain.
After some deliberation, she agreed to
do this providing he would stump the
state for her. This was also agreed to.
As he is a powerful speaker, with a fund
Of wit and repartee, Miss Bates is con-
ceded to have made the shrewdest politi-
cal deal yet known.
Miss Kittfe Koehler is spending the
summer with her uncle and aunt, Mr..
~ n lee
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

Robby-How did the sphinx get the
credit Of being SO wise, papa2
Mr.. MOrris-By keeping his mouth shut
CIR 3, 0OO years--Tit- bits
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08
Lawrence Gazette Gets a Charter.

A4A W once " -AC1NE %1rSL@ "A AAzAFEeE.
The char er of the Lawrence Gazette
company was filed in the office of the
secretary OF state today. The company
viii continue the publication of the
Lawrence daily and weekly Gazette AMI
carry job printing establishment.
Ine capital stock of the company is
placed al $4,000, and the incorporates
and directors are r. W. Sparr, Franz L.
Webster, I. j. Sweeney and 5. T. Fled,
all OF Lawrence
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

Prescott & Co. will remove TO No. 11S
N est E4.S utn LAis mOlth.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

srchisL named Panetti, has been arr es ed
lere. The prisoner VIZ recently arrived
rom America, has inks possession VA
Use full Of dynamite. PaneEti was gong
Italy in order 10 commit outrages.
Gut prices on summer footwear Fur
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

Miss Kittfe Koehler is spending the
summer with her uncle and aunt, Mr..
and Mrs. G. G. Willett
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

Cut pricess on Burt's shoe.-Furman'a.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-08-08

am the county attorney Of CowieS
county, Kaosas- I koow Dr.. Pitcher, su
perntendent Of the ssylum for ld,ottc aDo
imbecils you.n. am ~ 20 acq tainted VIII
p. Greer and IT, p Wintou aud knew
W. Hsnthorn in his lifetime I cDmmenceo
the proceedings for criminal libel agains
the above named parts 3 After the com
m@nc% ment of such proceedings The
said Hanthorn dAsd. aud that befnre
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
CONGRESSIONAL CONVENTION.

The Third Congressional Demo-
cratic Convention is hereby called
to meet at Prescott, Ark, at noon
on the Goth day of June, 1894, for
the purpose of nominating Demo-
cratic candidate for Congress from
said district, and for the transaction
OF other business. In the preimi-
nary organization of said convention
each county will be accorded the
same number of delegates and votes
as such county is entitled to in the
State Democratic convention to
be held ON the 9th day of June,
1894.
The county conventions for this
district are requested to select del
eg, tes to the Congressional conven-
ton at the same time that the del
egates to the state convention are
chosen. j. H. CRAWFORD,
March 16, 1894 Chairman.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
JUDICIAL CONVENTION.

The Democratic Judicial Conven-
tjonsfor the Eigth Judicial Circuit
is hereby called to meet at Prescott
Ark, at 2 o'clock p. m., on the 9th
day of July, 1894, for the purpose
Of nominating Democratic candi-
dates for Judge and Prosecuting
Attorney for the said Eighth Judic-
i'll Circuit and for the transaction
of such other business as may
come before said convention. In
said convention each county will be
accorded the same number of dele
Gates and votes as such county is
entitled to in the State Democrat
ic convention to be held on the 9th
Gay of June 1894.
E. B. KINswoRTHY,
Chairman
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

1t appears that there is some
thing in the very ugly rumors as to
wrong influences having been at
work in raising some of the duties
Of the so-called Senate compromise
tariff bill Senator Caffery, (Of La.)
it is said, admitted in his evidence
that number of conferences were
held between Senators and Repre-
sentatives of the Sugar Trust. 1t
is said in evidence Mr., Caffery said
he had been present at two confer
cnces, and in answer to questions
said one of them was held at the
residence of Senator Brice. 1t is
understood that at this conference
Mr. Caffery said there were present
besides himself Senators Brice,
German and Hill and Mr. Have
meyer, the president of the Sugar
Trust, and other gentlemen inter
csted in sugar, whose names the
reporter could not ascertain. Mr.,
Caffery also told the committee
chat at this conference the sugar
people made an argument in favor
Of the change from the specific
rate Of duty which had at that
time been agreed upon, to the ad
valorem rate, which was subse-
quently adopted, but that he (Mr
Caffery) opposed this change, be-
Jieving that the specific rate was
better for the producers of sugar
in this country
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR SHERIFF.

We are authorized to announce l. A.
Biclham, of Sulphur township, as II can
didate for Sheriff OF Miller County, sub
ject to the actionoi the Democratic pri-
mary election.
We are authorized to announce c. T..
Dixon as a candidate for Sheriff of Miller
county, subject to the action of the Dem
ocratc party.
We are authorized to announce Jas. 4,
Dillard, of Garland township, as q candi-
date for Sheriff Of Miller county subject
to the action Of the Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce j. j..
CDick'O Towery, OF Cleveland township,
as a candidate for the Office of Sheriff, OF
Miller county, at the ensuing election,
subject to the action of the Democratic
party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

The Louisville Post thus eXhon-
crates Senator Jas. X. Jones of
blame as to the tariff bill now be-
fore the Senate The one man
who above all others on the finance
committee rises above criticism is
Senator James X, Jones, of Arkan-
sas. An attempt has been made to
reflect upon him as the author Of
the compromise bill Jones is emf
nently practicable and when he
saw the passage of the finance com
mittee bill in jeopardy he promptly
set to work framing a bill which
would pass. He deemed it more
important that a compromise bill
should pass at an early date than
that one which might prove salts
factory to ultra free traders should
hazard a chance of meeting with
defeat. That all danger of defeat
has been avoided is due solely to
Jones, and he looks to the confer
ence to remedy any compromise
features which are not purely Dem
ocratic in their origin, He may
have yielded in some instances to
too great an extent, but his homes
ty of purpose has never been ques-
toned, even by those who unjustly
lay to his honor all the discrepan-
cies which exist in the present bill
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR TAX ASSESSOR.

We are authorized to announce j, IL,
Hooper, of Sulphur township, as candi-
date for the Office of Assessor Of Miller
county, subject to the action of the DEM
ocratic party
We are authorized to announce j, H.
Roberts, of Cleveland township, as a can
didatc for Assessor OF Miller county, sub
ject TO the action OF the Democratic party
We are authorized to announce Hugh
c. Grafton as a candidate for Tax Asses
sOr of Miller county, subject to the action
Of the Democi attic party.
We are authorized to announce W. d.
Bully) Jones, of Garland Township, as u
candidate for recollection to the office of
Tax Assessor, for Miller County, subject
to the action OF the Democratic party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR COUNTY TREASURER.

We are authorized to announce A. A.
Adams as candidate for reelection TO
the Office of County Treasurer Of Miller
county, subject to the action of the Dem
ocratic party.
We are authorized to announce O.
Whittemoro as candidate for Treasurer
of Miller county, subject to the action OF
the Democratic party,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR COUNTY AND PROBATE JUDGE.

We are authorized to announce D. W.
Terry, of Sulphur township, as a candi-
date for the Office OF County and Probate
Judge OF Miller county, subject to the
action of the Democratic primary clec-
tiOn.
We are authorized to announce W. r.
Hamilton as 4 candidate for County and
Probate Judge OF Miller county, subject
to the action OF the Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce e. T.
Friedell as a candidate for reelection to
the Office OF County and Probate Judge
of Miller county, subject to the action OF
the Democratic party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

THE annual report of the Arkan-
sas weather bureau for 1893 was
published in full in the Little Rock
Gazette, which compared with sim
liar reports for other States is
greatly in favor of Arkansas No
State in the Union can make bet
ter showing Arkansas is the poor
mans home A good living is
vouchsafed to all in this State who
are willing to work, Providence is
on the side of every Industrious cit
zen of Arkansas every day in the
year. - Tex.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
roR PROSECUTING AproRNEY.

We are authorized to announce j. M.
Carter as candidate for Prosecuting At
torncy of the Eighth Judicial district,
subject to the action OF the Democratic
district convention.
We are authorized to announce j. d.
Cook as a candidate for Prosecuting At
torney for the Eighth Judicial Circuit,
subject TO the action OF the Democratic
district convention
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
For REPREsENrATIYE,

We are authorized to announce w. f..
Kirby as candidate for reelection to
the office OF Representative of Miller
county, subject to the action OF the Dem
ocratc party,
We are authorized to announce A Nj.
Garrison as a candidate for the office OF
Representative OF Miller county, subject
to the action of the Democratic party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR CIRCUIT CLERK.

We are authorized to announce j; V.
Scott of Garland township as candidate
for the Office OF Circuit Clerk OF Miller
county, subject to the action of the Dem
ocratic party,
We are authorized to announce A, b.
Little as q candidate for Circuit Clerk Of
Miller county, subject to the action Of
the Democratic party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR CORONER.

We are authorized to announce Otto
Parkins, Of Garland Township,as candi-
date for the Office OF coroner, Of Miller
county, subject TO tho action Of the Dem
Ucratic party
We are authorized TO announce George
NJ. Orr, OF Garland township, as candi-
10 the action OF the Democratic party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR STATE SENATOR.

We are authorized to announce D.. h..
King, of Lafayette county, as candidate
for State Senator from the Twenty first
Arkansas district, comprising the coun-
ties of Miller, Lafayette and Columbia,
subject 10 the action OF the Democratic
party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
ron coNsrApIE oAnLANp TOWNSHIP

We are authorized TO announce Joe Vim
son as candidate for the Office OF Con-
stable OF Garland township, subject 10
the action Of the Democratic party,
We are authorized TO announce w. j.
Davis as candidate for Constable of
Garland township, subject TO the action
OF the Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce d. r.
Coleman ms n candidate for Constable Of
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
For CIRCUIT JUDGE.

We are authorized to announce Il. d.
Hoaln as a candidate for Circuit Judge
OF the Eighth judicial district, subject TO
the action of the Democratic District con-
YentiOn.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

Garland township, subject to the action
OF the Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce Wilbur
NJ. Paup. as a candidate for the Office Of
constable OF Garland township, subject
to the action Of the Democratic primary
elaction.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR QOXERNOR.

'fhe TEXARKANIAN is authorized to an
nounce James p. Clarke, of Phillips cOun-
ty, as candidate for Governor OF the
state of Arkansas, subject to the action
Of the Democratic party.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
FOR coNeREss-rHrRp DISTRICT.

We are authorized to announce Thos.
c. McRae as a candidate for the Fifty
fourth Congress, from tho Third Arkan-
sas District, subject to the action oil the
Democratic District Convention.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

The following are our rates for announce
ing ndidates-positively CASH IN AD-
VANCE. otherwise no announcement VIII
be made. Rates include daily and weekly
issues of the TFXARKANIAN.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
TIE TExARKANTAN
". GARDNER, Editor and Prop.
SATURDAY, JUNE 2, 1894.
&2ATHS:

The Daily and Weekly TExARKANIAN are
entered at the postoflice Texarkana as
second class mail matter.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
n ~ q 7 17IITI 7 n 7 III = n
ItREnmrINH ApnrI- n 1901

Trains Nos, 1, ., 3, !, aud 6 run daily
except Sunday.
Trains Nos z, s, o and 10 Sunday only.
Trains 3 and will do local work be-
tween Alcno and Winthrop.
w, A, WILLIAMS, Gonl Supt.
TEXARKANA & SHREVEPORT RY.
Arrives 500 p, M Departs $3.50 a. m
Tho Tcxarkano y Shreveport Ry win
run Sunday trains commencing SUNDAY
Nov. rs. 1893, as follows;
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

FOR JUSTICE OF THE PEACE GARLAND
TOWNSHIP.
We arc authorized to announce r. L.
Dollarhide as a candidate for Justice OF
the Peace of Garland township, subject
to the action of the Democratic primary
elnctiOn.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

Subscribe for the DAILY TExAR-
KANtAN, the brightest and best pa
per ever published in Texarkana,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02
Railway Time Card.

ST. L., I. NJ. & S.
No. 81, Texas Exp. arrives S:15 a. M
No. 55, Cannon Ball arrives 1870 p. m
No. SO, Mail Exp - arrives 8:45 p. m
No. 81, Texas Exp. departs 7;15 a. m
No. Sc, Cannon Ball departs 2:25 p. ~
No. SO, Mail Exp. departs 7:45 p. m
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

Is source Of much
sliifo ing Tho system
should be thoroughly
clcanscd of all impur-
~ r'e i,ics, aud the Blood
Kept in q healthy con-
43 SEdition 6. S, S. re-
a''' '1@' -'- Vs. moves all taint Of
HhssueYcr origin, and builds up the gen
ly0l health.
For three years | was so troubled with maaral
poison .lat lie lost all It's charms; l tried mercural
aHl Potash remedies, but eould get no relief A
i1w bottles Of Ys9Y eYSSEl
made com. i3AfEstfspl n, "a IN uN uua
::. : 5::.;. 4 {: e.. {" s z... MADE
] 81. s.: &C.,: :: ~. 3... . 3: 8: 8, PURE
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

No. f. south. No. 3, south
Lv. TcXar., S:00am Lv. TeXar 300 pm
Ar. Boyd, s.25am Ar, Boyd, 9;30 pm
Ar Roberts S:40 a m ArRobcrts 2:45 p m
Ar Louke, $3.50 IA m Ar Foukc, 2:55 p m
Ar Boggy, 300 d m Ar l}oggy. 3:O5 y m
Ar Lynn, 0.l5am Ar Lynn, 1920 = IN
No ., north. No. 4, north.
Lv. Lynn, 0:25 nm Lv, Lynn, 1880 p m
Az BOggy, 0;i00m Ar Boggy 345 p m
Ar. Fouke, 0;50am Ar Fouke, 1885 y IN
Ar Roberts, 1000 am ArRoberts 4:05 y N
Ar Boyd, i015am Ar Boyd, i;20Pm
Ar Texar,, l045 a. m Ar. TcNar 5;Oopu
BEN COLLINS, Gen. Man.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

&c. l. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
floods Sarsaparilla has done so much for
my boy that wish to say few words in praise
Of this wonderful medicine Clifford was very
ill with diphtheria and it left him suffering with
Bnghts disease. lie was very weak poor in
flesh and could hardly walk. Malaria fever
soon overlook him and together with trouble
with his liver,
He Was In Much Misery.
At last, almost discouraged, decided to have
him try Hoods sarsaparilla. lie has taken
only few bottles, and yet it has done him more
good than all the previous medical treatment
The Daily Texarkanian., 1894-06-02

Dallas, Ft. Worth and st, Louis,
New Orleans and Denver,
st. Louis and San Francisco
For rates, tickets and information apply
to, or address any of the Ticket Agents or
w. A. DAsHIELL,
Travelling Passenger Agent
GAsToN MEsLIEB,
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agent,
l.. S. THoRNE, 3rd Vice President and
Gen. Superintendent, Dallas, Texas.
G, e. SwINDELL,
II gent eXarkana
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-07-07
Nest Of q Tree Ant.

The nests OF an extraordinary tree
ant are cunningly wrought with
leaves, united together with web.
One was observed in New South
Wales in the expedition under Capt.
Cook. The leaves utilized were as
broad as ones hand, and were bent
and glued to each other at their tips.
How the insects manage to bring the
leaves into the required position was
never ascertained, but thousands
were seen uniting their strength TO
hold them down, while other busy
multitudes were employed within in
applying the gluten that was to pre-
vent them returning back. The OBJ
servers, to satisfy themselves that
the foliage was indeed incurvated and
held in this form by the efforts of the
ants, disturbed the builders at their
work, and as soon rs they were driven
away the leaves sprang up with a
force much greater than 1t would
have been deemed possible for such
laborers to overcome by any combin-
alton of strength. The more COM
pact and elegant dwelling uE. wires
Gems is made of leaves, cut and mast
icated until they become a coarse
pulp. Its diameter is about six
inches; il Is suspended among thick
est foliage, and sustained not only by
the branches on which ii hangs but
by the leaves. which are worked into
the composition and in many parts
project from its outer wall.-lPopuiar
Science Monthly.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-07-07
MIRAGE.

with millS-white dome and minaret
Most fair my Promised City shone;
Beside purple river set
The waving palm trees beckoned on.
o yon, said, must be my goal
No matter what the danger be,
The chosen haven of my soul,
How hard soe'er the penalty.
The goal is gained-the journey done
Yet naught is here but sterile space,
But whirling sand and burning sun,
And hot winds blowing in my face.
-[GRAHAM X. ToMsoN, in Scribner.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-07-07

Ernestine said blushing. II know
we were not over-polite TO you,
mother and /; but come again, and
you will find that we can be civil"
And he did come-not once, but
many times--and at last carried
sweet Ernestine away as his bride.
-lOverland Monthly.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-07-07
Good Teeth Diet.

Oatmeal is excellent as nourish-
ment for the teeth, because it makes
the enamel strong, flint-like and de-
cay-resisting. Bread made Of whole
meal is best, and brown bread made
of rye meal and cornmeal are superior
to white bread for bone building.
Baked beans should be used at least.
twice a week.
The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1894-07-07
THE JOKER'S BUDGET.
JESTS AND YARNS ev FUNNY
MEN OF THE PRESS.
ssipation- Kitchen Mystery Solved
1.-The Increase Of Wisdom The
Worm had Turnsd--E Etc. Etc.
DISSIPATION.

II don't know what I'm going TO
do about my husband" said the owl,
with sob.
What's the natter" asked the
sympathetic nightingale.
His habits are getting something
dreadful. This is the second time
this week that he has been up all
day."