The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1894-10-11
PTTH AND POINT.

Many man strikes ont in his erei
efforts to strike luck. Puck.
He--"Wcll, I'll say goodnight
She--"Good-morniug. New Va,
Sun.
4 man with plenty of sand is 81,
to grind out an existence somehow.
Syracuse Courier.
The line os success is located ab,-
half way between hesitating A,
plunSing. Puck.
Mans solfshness always has bs,
three or four sizes too large for biJ
Galveston News.
A deaf mute recently went into
Broadway bicycle store and picked \
u hub and spoke. Life.
Both the photographer and the n |
depend in great measure for succsl
upon their taking ways. -PhiladelpA|
Record.
Dear little hand !" he murmur|
MS he kissed her hand and mental
reckoned up what the rings OH it
cost him. Harper's Bazaar.
The shortest way of acuuirin,
reputation for executive ability i,
get other men to do your work
you for nothing. boston Transcrr
Time Is money
The adage says
$50
Or sixty d1ys.
Detroit Tribur
Yabsley-"You fellows came bl
from your fishing trip ompty-h hand
didn't your Mudge--"Yes,
hands were empty. ."--Indianap
Journal.
He--"You are the only girl 1
.c"ed - Shez--"Oh never r
that.S- The main question is am
only girl you ever will love. "-Cina
natl Tribune.
South African proof readers
young. The last one succumbel
the description of fight between
Unabeliniiiji and Amaswazla
tribes. Tit Bits.
Wife THAT new girl sleeps I'D
log, and / never can get her up 10
morning." Husband (struck b
bright idea a)-''Let the baby j
with her. GOOD News.
"How did you come to break
Miss Sweetlips? You always said
was as good AS gold" Eyes; ID
got acquainted with a girl who had
gold. boston Transcript.
Ethel-"What made people d
they were husband and wife?" II
why, whenever he related 4
story she always interrupted hin
saying he'd left out something. -
Bits.
He-"Do you know how to
good bread?' She-"Oh, yes
don't mean to; when l marry |
to get husband who will be
enough to buy me cake. "-SomeT
Journal.
Everett Wrest-"Lady, if
would like to have some wood save
Mrs. Potts--"We burn gas"
perhaps you will let me turn on
gas for breakfast. ."-Indians
Journal h
''Poor little thingv" exclaimed
passionate editor to the mouse
was nosing about in the waste ID .
'If you'll anything there yOI
use you're harder up than Lad Y
Chicago Tribune. &c
"Say, l don't believe that 5,
about Mrs. Danson's hair turning !
in a night, do you?" Susie v
yes That's nothing; my m q
turned hers yellow in half dI ba
Chicago Inter.Ocean.
Chollie-"The idea of bu '
man sending letter with p.
Chappie-"Doosid bad form, Sd
Chollie-"But that isn't the wc
it. In this case it means pleas
tie. ."-Cincinnati Tribune. %
'You're liar" said No. ]. =
must take that back" replied ~
81 reiterate, you are liar, re
No. !. And No. 2, to whom ths A
"roiterate" was evidently nd y
piled: "All right, l accept
apology. New York Tribune.
Ethel-"He is the loveliest !.
coat that ! bought for Tom, 4 NJ
doesn't seem to care for it the !:
bit" Clara-'I can tell you ~
make HIM value it above everyI .. ~
Ethel-"Oh, how?" Clara
him that you've given it away
poor man. "--Tit-Bits. "
oh, the dust, dust, dust, dust. nj
We SEQ II everywhere, u
We drink II In our lemonade, y
We breathe It In the air; y
II fills our eyes and ears and n
Each crevice and each nook
There's dust in every blessed
But one-our pocketbook. U