The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-08-16


Composed aud sung by Billy Coneiy.
The other evening l sat down. to
read paper rom this town.
Thore was one thing On which
gazed.
Was the growier's column on third
He wanted to know most every.
thing.
Why people laugh. why people
sing.
II is no wonder they chase him so,
For this is all he wants to know:
When will be
When will the trolley go under
graund?
When will the streets be neat and
When Third street hills not nice and
green?
When will the farmers give butter
full weight?
wgen will our young girls stop
Staying out late?
When will every big. strong. healthy
Out in the Tenth ward haye voter
lfalla
When will they shave the whiskers
of Judge Ball?
When will our noble police force,
Use Hazel Dell for race course?
When will Dannenburg lie found?
When will beef steak bring ten cents
a pound?
When Will we have militia in this
State?
When -----is magistrate? ... .
When will the payements BIO repair
ed?
When will political Jobs be evenly
shared?
VIII the boulevard on the Brandy
wine,
Be finished in 1899?
When will next firemen's parade be
held2
When will the striking miners riots
When will Governor Bob let his
beard grow?
Never. II he sees 10 10.
When will the slot machines all 20?
When will the tailor business be 30
so?
When will the Gordon Heights rail.
way be built!
Whom will prisoner admit his guilt?
When will the street car conductors
stop flirting with the girls?
When will American women stop
marrying earls?
When Will they build our brewer lee
ten stories higher
When they use tho beer to put out
fire.
When will they chase the whipping
posty .-....s
When will you never get robbed
down on the coast?
!. When will they stop tho wheelm ems
speed?
When will McIvor have old Ireland
freed?
When will the police stop trying to
run
The electric cars just for fun?
When will free lunch be something
but soup?
When Mickey Keurney"iys de coop.
REFRAIN. old acquaintance
lbe forgot, remember it is Dan,
That writes the Growler's Con IN
drums In tho DAILY RErUBLIcAN.
Whom are you going to purchase q
set OF encyclopedias?
Whom will all tie smart people In
tho city get political positionsy
When Will politicians be loss like the
dog In the fablet
When will letter carriers have blcy-
Iclcs to deliver their mail matter with?
When will the George Washington
band be formed to go on the eXcur-
lSlOn on inc 2UtA ltlSF
What Is the reason that Miss Mary
Miller resigned her position In the
,lpuDlic schools after teaching for
twenty years.
Why is the Evening journal opposed
to the Democrats nom mating Samuel
bancroft for Congress?
When will the engineer at the vii.
mlngton City Railway Company keep
his steam instead OF blowing it OF?
i When will the clerk ut Kentmere
stop thinking that the four-ey ed IN
Isurance agent ia the loveliest man on
earh?
When will the married le tier carrier
on the East side cease to N GET West
, side young lady on his route?
4 when Will the kentmere girls have
their beaux back again? Block makers
J all gone away2
/ When will the drug clerk who courts
10 young Indy near Pennsy lvdnia Ave.
IUe married?
When will the poIico officer NEE
, another West side girl at the whar
and get 1t In the neck
When will our officers stop throwing
} IGheeps eyes at the girls | see one oil
our brother officers Ia paying great at
tention to a West It'll street Jounl
lady?
When will the Augustine young
lady stop saying she is married, whel
she Is not? The fellow doesn't say SO
Nnen Will the residents Of 1th ant
Lombard streets have sufficient polio,
service?
When will tho eolored people in Me-
chanics street learn to behave the nj
selves
When will such disgraceful scenes a
Occurred on Monday evening on LON
bard near 9TH be stopped by the pc
lice
., When will the pcllcs officer catci
the man he chasad on Monday even
ling when he YVES dressed in citizen's
CLOTHES?
Why do not the officers arrest som,
of the colored damsels who gable
hat Of the night with their beaux ant
use Indecent language at 9TH and Me
ehauics streets. keeping people awake
When, oh. when will the neighbcr
get good nights rest at It'll and Lon
bard streeLsy
When will peaches sell for 90 cents
per half peck?
+ When Will i. ID, the gent who gets
up the city directory. stop gazing at
the young ladies'. His dolly OH the
west side must have given him up.
When will single men stop GoiGg
with other mems wives when they are
away from home working.
When Will the people all take the
|REPrBLIcAN. as 1t is the only paper
that gathers up, the "WhensY'
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