The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1894-05-19


tie continually gives che editor pointers Y
10 regard 10 Lass business but sends his
wife to the door when the subscription
collector knocks. A popuist may occur
IN the form nf either man or Woman.
They have big feet, loose joints anil just
brains enough To parrot the insane rlvcl
OF Gov. Waite or Mary Ellen Tease.
After cateiul inquiry INTO the pliilos-
ophy Of the evolution and degeneration /
Of the human family; its causes and
effects, am constrained To ogine that I
the Populst is the result Of a long lire OF ,
intermarringes between muuicipalerauks
aud North Dakota bl'zztps.
CGQUIBS was a dog. write il IN the
Il6 past tense, MS have no desire to
further disturb the tranquility OF
my neishbors. Thrrc is n mootcd
theory extant which prsumcs to pro-
vide k,r the tmnsposi,ion Of lhe soul
alter it has journryed into tho minute,
nnknown lcyond. Therefore, Tor aught
/ know, the spirit 81 NY departed
Squibs is nov animatins the brctst o.
Mrs Lease, or some other ma-qtiemding
Kansas gentleman, and 60 write,
"Squibs is dog would not only be
contrary 10 the Iacts ia The premi e. but
woald surely be a base iallgnity TO The
bsicf OF my sensitive friends. II M,
memory serves me ia'tfdly, eros,
eyed nunt once intorpr, ted clause OF
that document, Whiclpmrpurt, 10 ynpch-
sale the liberty 81 or coni non eni'lr, TO-
ensure hr Yer aud aye the absolute fro
dom Of Tie press. This may have hctu
lcemcd u sagncinus pro, iso 10 the mar
row minds % Washington, jefferson aud
i parcel 81 nthcl fcllos swhu pns,i'ly ,n-
tcrtaiucd dcSignson ane yspapcr 'uust,
but in Crystal f.Als II lss been nicely
proven an unc ruth mi,lit nndnnunhar-
able rc,ic 81 the chrlcsNWss 81 DARKER
lays Exigncics have arisen Whereby
a complete anluneunditiounl. u.prasiun
~ The rules has become necessary that
sc nay live in the enlightened era OF 70
nutzlet prs-, when piping rcribes may
he restrained from discussing shady
me, tions, which will not bear tie uu
lucling scrutiny oI light. 70 return 4,
my test, Squibs was rmarkabl'
canine. JUDGED, hs cutie Tie, Will,
.Wllilcd withmy own, WAS ouccou,inuou
chapter 81 remarks, although, analogous
with the history IL nGnhcrlcss othr
hings animate il IL not a matter q
"a cord TIN, Squibs evergt yrutlcrncct 4
single thought lle seemed 10 have ~
q innate propensity Tor uii-cemly yel inp
u and whether stuflug his Spacious MAY
AZ with the richest nor-cl. from the hau
- quet bonra Clic lad o. leave home 10
,e this pnrpusc, however, OF making hast
y his retreat from the approach ~ q sec
- ton 81 Mrs YouueTiie's pie, sh!cd a
! him hy passing tramp, the snlnc hal
. less Xxi VI punclualcd tic respiration
lc action 81 his lrame. On onc OF these d'
~ lightiu September evenings, wlics me
~ Who wear lung hair and zig iet tell u
- So much about, Sqplbs was sp nding
g. plensant hour or two, arking az Il
X man in tho moon lie Suddenly paused
"a an attempt 10 yclp twice ntoncercsultc
~ III tansle IN his throat; deep gurgi'
y 20 + alone broke the silence ~ depar
hh in. e three kicks and two attempts
le ytIl-poor Suubz WAS dead. II ms
~ occnr. io YOU, gentle madcr, TINT ! hn'
20 consumed great deal I time al
~ ink, dcscanting upon d yelilw cur tlr
ny merely yripcd, lived and died gs ull do
cd have done since Nuah chained one in
- ltaky corner 81 tho ark. Not go har
90 in your criticism, ! nry-@I am on
en- nttcmi ting to keep ia style. fh' We
en air uc breathe among these lofty Hills
on pregnant wilha spirit that linuz's
pN ordinary dog simply bccnu Dc succgc
tic in making great deal oinui-c In Ct,
ng' tai Falls, gnoi sensible drs, keep
an his month shut whun lhcte t'uot,ing
at bars ai, is below par ll's tile ,yel
gh NANCY, snnrlug yc'piugcur that els
u the q we y liibuicuiihc people Soul
mr. therefore, in, rcmnrkablc, yelpiup Spui
" aho never dbl goo ihirg in lis ID
me, l.Ir, shall come ia for his share With
Gus others.
IRE
ith 6.NF ALL the moments ia hic when s
nc ~ itude il An essential requisite,
my think an unfortunate cnnlusiou
oGt une'- correspondence Nth rusty 'rc
bod tor with that ~ The swc,t.fccntd ~
Dlos urc. intended for tie drcnmy cN,s
mn. ones best gill breeds pressing nccc
der Is. ACryytal Falls swain unhoSom'
the hofi5o incident Of ihiS kind TO me
.om other day, having implicit id,h, unduu
ilcr oily, ia the ophoiism ilat touches
urs' open confession il good Tor The soul q
lion entertaining no doubis o. tp ihc rnt
Ili- Of his secret in my Keeping well, Ia
rmi- Il, plenty" he begun, rs hc usiecd
', ia 10 quiet corner 81 The post oii
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