The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1894-09-27
The Somerset Reporter thursday September e7 1894

A cornet player who cannot attend the band
meeting should send a sub-to-toot.
Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers does its
work thoroughly, coloring a uniform brown
or black, which, when dry, will neither ruo'
wash off nor soil linen,
disordered digestive apparatus is quite
frequently responsible Tor that which passes
for irony.
Ayers saraparilla is not secret prepare
ton Any physician may have the formula on
application. The secret OF its success as a
medicine lies in its extraordinary, power to
cleanse the blood OF impurities ana cure the
most dee D. seated cases Of blood disease.
Professor. "why docs the earth mover
Hardup absentlyl. cant pay the rent
suppose
"For wears" says Capt c. Mueller, 81 have
relied more upon Ayers Pills than anything
else in the medicine chest, TO regulate my
bowels, and those of the ships crew. These
pills are not severe in their action but DO their
work thoroughly"
Doctor. .'You cough more easily this morn
ing Patient. 81 ought to-l praeuced all
night
when Ponce de Leon sought to find
The fountain giving back lost YOUTH
1t may be that he had in mnnd
That draught which seems TO MAXI truth
Out Of the fable ages old
For drinking it the old grow, young
Ii is indeed, a drauRht OF gold,
surprising all by poets sung
The draupht meant is DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, OF course. 1t is most po-
tent rejuvenator of the weakened ana 1 q,
ed system. II drives out all poisoni ali lnlput-
itv. enriches the blood aud makes the old and
worn out feel young and vigorous fonce-de-
Leon didn't discover i, but ". rI1Icee uiu'
and he rightly named II When ne Salieu II
Golden Discovery
DR. Pierce's Pellets cure permanendy con,
stipatiop, indigestion and headaches' All
dealers.
Many a man would carry burden conten.
tedly il ofiicious persons dld not tel MIN II
was too heavy
For OverF Fifty Years
Mrs. MISSIONS So )THfSG SYRUP has been
used for over Fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, win
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, soitens
the gums, alays all pain, cures wihu coIG
and Is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t Will
relieve the poor little sufferer lmmeolateiy
Sold by Druggists in every part OF tue %odi1
Twenty-Five cents a bottle BE sure ana ask
take no other kind. iySo
Jones. $50 Smith gave you cigar?' Brown
Yves, but was in luck. Neither OF us had
match"
THE PAST guarantees the future
1t is not what We say, but what
Hoods Sarsaparilla does, that tells tn.
story. Remember HOODS CURES
Stern Magistrate. II think have seen you
before" Humble Prisoner. "Yassir, used
ter tie nd bar"
SAvANsAH, GA, April 20, 1889
Having used three bottles of p p. p for i'm
pure blood and general Weakness, and having
derived great benefits from the same, having
gained ii pounds in weight in four weeks,
take great pleasure in recommending it to all
IKE JOHN MORRIS.
OFFICE OF ]. N. McELRoY, Druggist.
ORLANDO, FLA, April 20, 1891.
MEssRs. LIPPMAN Bros, Savannah, Ga:
DEAR SIRs-I sold three bottles OF p. p. p,
large size yesterday, and one bottle small size
to day.
The p P. p. cured my wife of rheumatism
winter before last. 1t came back on her the
past winter and half bottle, SlO0 size, reliev-
ed her again, and she has not had symptom
S nce.
/ sold Il bottle OF p P. T to a friend Of mine,
one of his turkeys a small one, to TX sick, and
his wife gave it teas oonful, that was in the
evening, and the little fellow turned over ike
he was dead, but next morning he was up hol-
lowing and we'll. Yours respectfully,
j. NMcELROY.
SAvANNAH, GA, March II 1891.
NJ EssRs. LipPMAN Bros. savannah, Ga;
DEAR SfRs-I have suffered from rheuma- |
lism for long time, and did not ma cure
until I found p, P. p, which completely cured
me. Yours truly, >,
IS Orange St. Savannah, Ga.