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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1894-03-14

The Augusta Chronicle says the man
With horse sense never makes an ass OF
of himself.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1894-03-14

Candidate Atkinson is still pestered
abort the Atlanta ring. All of Georgia
belongs to that rings
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1894-03-14

You cant shoot partridges after this
month.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1894-03-14

You can't shoot partridges after this
month.
All of Dawson's secret society orders
are prospecting.
The Evans boon goes steadily on. 1t
is backed by the people.
Several cases of smallpox was a very
small sensation for Atlanta.
The "big p is very prominent in Mr.
Atkinson's speeches. So is the little
you"
The Augusta Chronicle says the man
9th horse sense never makes an ass OF
of himself.
Reeds billion dollar congress MADE
inst as good a reputation as the present
one has done.
Candidate Atkinson is still pestereo
about the Atlanta ring. All of Georgia
belongs to that rings
The provisional government in HAWAII
has won the fight. 1t is said that ex'
Queen Lii will be pensoned.
Combinations in politics, when accept
ed as last resort, disclose weak points
and an!eternal dread of final results
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

Did You Get One.
Solid back hair brushes from $50 TO 400
each. Taylor's Pharmacy. 800 King strset.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

There Is current report that Senator
Bradley. of Monmouth. NOW Jersey, who
few weekS ago declared In an interview
that he was opposed to General Sewell
for United States Senator. has modified
his Views and will Join the majority of
Republican Senators ard members In his
support. Little is heard now of inc can
didaey Of franklin Murphy, of Newark,
who appa emily has abandoned the con-
test. AS tho light stands at present, Gen.
eral sewel! has no opposition except in
Essex, Union and possibly Bergen coun.
ties. Senator Voorhees,. Of Union county
in an interview. while concsding that Sew.
ell would be chosen, said the Republicans
OF his county preferred some ono else, and
that lie aud tho three Assembymen from
the county must respect their Wishes. Inc
antl,SeMell votes in the Republican eau.
Gus may number dozen. though 1t is DO.
lieved tho opposition will be abandoned
by the time the Legislature meets and tho
eaucus action be unanimous
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11
Schedule In effect
Nov. Is, 1864

TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AVENUE
DEPOT EAST BOUND
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cfi Il week days .soa SIS. TN. os5.
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piiisburr. 8 4" G. M. .4a7 p. m. daily
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Cincinnnti ard 81 Louis ~ Tsp. m. and
IS IS r. m. daily.
New Orleans via Bristol ana Chattanooga
'slap. IN. daily. Through sleeper TO New
Orteans
Singerly accommodation, Z IL a. m. s OF.
IS aud II 10 p. m..daily. !.
LandenbcrK accommodation. week days
u. n. M, - and ~ p. M Sundays,
$50 a. m, 5 p. M.
Trains leave Mnrhet street stntion for
New York. week days, % 20 IL IN.
For Philadelphia. week days. 90 q 30.
- 10, IL 20 Il. ~, 10, 10 y. M Sundays. ~
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For Baltimore. week days o., $50 a. m,
81. s5 ~ p. III. Sunday b5 p. m.
For Lnndeneerg aud Way stations. week
Gays. 70, 3 ~ y. NJ. -. ~ p Sundays
ss5 u. H.. 8 10 y. IN.
Leave philadelphia tTveaty-iourth aud
Chestnut streetsl for Wilmington. week days,
Is 81 Ia, ~. Is 10. III ~ u, H., IL noon Il rs
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noon. \ - %, To- '4UV. ~. 80, y "a. - 23
10 10 and II ID p.
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EtrecisI, week days - 10 = %. III - a. IN.
% ~, z y y. m. sundays '3s1 z So. I'll 20
a. M. 20 40, = }, p. IN,
Telephone. No. 1913.
Rates to Western points lower than via any
other line.
c %. SUULL,. General Passenger Agent
RI Il. CAMPBELL. General MANAGER
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

While recent so.eailed undertaking
entertainment in thls city TOOK in an
syerage Of over four hundred dollars per
night for one week, the Salvation Army
sudence OF fifteen hundred people In the
Auditorium on Sunday evening, had to
DO urged until quarter.of.nine o'clock by
the eloquent Evangelist Naylor, to give
forty doliars after he had contributed
nve dollars to make up the fifty wanted.
There seems to be great difference In
come peoples regard for nonsenscai
prophssies of the future. that appeal to
their ignorance and superstition, and the
eternal truth that taakes Wise unto saliva.
tioR.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11


The passage OF the "free shipn bill of
Mr.. Fithian by Congress. would be of
great aid to the owners and builders of
British ships. 1t would give them the
opportunity to work of their old vessels
upon our citizens and then build new
once. 1t would lead to Increased acti witty
In all the yards on the Mersey aud Clyde
aud to stagnation aud decay In all the
yards in this country, Enless there should
be great reduction OF wages. Our Eng.
Heb psighbors and all their free trade
friends In our country are doing their
best to pass this bill. but we think they
will fall to accomplish their object unIess
reason has fed to british beasts. We
have suffered enough from their free trade
doctsines without adding free ships to
the category. We are no wiser today
than the men who enacted our naylga-
ton laws, and the utility of the same Ia as
apparent to day as 1t was when they were
first enacted. We can only successfully
compete with Europeans on the sea by
working for the same wages as they do,
and putting up with similar profits from
the Investment. 1t is said. however, that
large amount OF American capital lie in.
vested In British vessols for which Great
Britain gets the credit This may be an
objection to our navigation laws, but 1t 10
after all more fancIed than real. 1t mat.
tiers Tot very greatly who gets the credit
OF an investment so the investor gets the
profits ard Is satisfied With the Same.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

Every place OF amusement, should by
law be compelled to have gas in the
building. What might l.aye been panic
last evening, in the Opera iiouse, when
suddenly the electric lights went ont aud
lett the audience and actors In pitch dark
ness, Was happily avertel by tho actors
telling the audience to keep tho!r seats
that tho lights would soon bs turned on
again. II by some chanee somebody had
raised cry Of fire. what an awful panic
might haye resulted and there is no tell,
ing what an awful lists of casualties
sho press would OF had to chronicle. By
oil means let tho management be requir-
ed to put gas in the Opera House at once,
the public demand 1t, the patrons demand
1t. What happened with the electr ic
lights last evening Is liable to happen at
any time this winter during storm. The
house was in dafkneas for some live min
ptes, eaused by the wire failing across one
Of the Wilmington city Railway wires
shereby stopping the street cars.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

There must DO soma.ilns mythical
about Jack the Puneher and jack the
Bigger. or tho police would havo made
pne or ~ other Of them prisoner by
this tt ". Fortunately, neither ons OF
these Jacks appear to be very dangerous
pot going farther than to give few OF
thelr fsrainine friends slight scare
Phoy have carried. their pranks rather too
far, however, and they may soon find that
what they consider good joke was no
toke at all-ihat the comedy may In tho
end prove a tragedy. Should they receive
load Of shot they need blame only them.
selves.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11
DIR. Miles Heart Cure

decided to try it The first bottle
made a decided Improvement In my
condition, and FIVE BOTTLES have COM
pletely cured me-"
g. W. MoKINsEY, p. NJ, Kokomo, Ind
DIR. Miles Heart Cure Is sold on a positive
guarantee that the first bottle will benefit
ALI druggtsts sell 1t at u, Q bottles for e6, or
IL will be- sent, prepaid, on receipt OF price
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11
NOTWITHSTANDING
THE GREAT Ex-
CITEMENT OF THE
PRESENT DAYS

feopie are buying, buying,
buying our Clothing. They are
not to be turned aside. We're
selling at prices that are a won.
der--whether you're a judge of
All.Wool and great values or
not. They know they're get
ting the best Clothes they ever
got for SO little money.
They elothe themselves here
in Atwood Suits for S5 and
Sc. Is.
They clothe themselves here
in Atwood Overcoats, $5 and
$3.50.
They never did such a thing
before. Not just for the few.
You'll SEQ them by the thou
sand, if you want to. Bright.
good, All Wool Suits and Over.
coats-better than you could
possibly expect unless you've
seen a friend or one of your
family wearing the Clothes.
As far as this store is con.
cerned we're cutting down our
part of your living expenses
Just one-half.
OF course, the Finer Over
coats lower, too. What was
SIS now $40.
Of course, the Finer Over
coats lower, too. What was
$40 now $15.
OF course, the Finer Over.
coats lower, too. Swagger
Coats, Mp and SIS.
You'll meet value Just as
unexpected in S16.50 Dress
Suits for S12.
You'll meet value just as I'M
expected in 1913 Finest Suits
for $50.
We hear it by the hundred
times a day--.'Show me the
Overcoats you're advertising for
S." "Show me those 1913
Suits" No need to go behind
that one fact to know how good
values we're giving. Their
reputation runs before them.
When buyers see them they're
still more surprised.
More still and one of the
greatest Ulster Overcoats, S..
A cover from chm to heels.
Never knew such q rush for q
Coat. Almost before the Coats
are on their backs buyers have
their minds made up to buy.
It's no marvel. Warm, COM
Portable, astonishing price
everybody goes away doubly
comfortable--in body and
pocket.
It's this confidence in our
values that's rolling the Dollars
our way.
It's this confidence in our
values that's rolling the dollars
our way.
The same fingerboard for
Boys Clothing. Wonderfully
low prices with goodness in
quality. We're lifetime makers
of Boys Clothes. We make
the very best.
You'll fix your boy up--Suit
and Overcoat, 81 the Small
Boy.
You'll fix your boy up-Suit
and Overcoat, $l0--the Largest.
The entire enormous stock to
be sold. Its quick selling
means prices low enough to
sell a Million Dollars worth this
winter in order to pay out q
Partners interest.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

Blood, clear your complexion, regulate
yonr bowele and make your head clear AZ
a bell. $50. 50f.. and 5l.e0.
Sold by \ o. nanforth, Druggist, Second
aid Market sta
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

Tho Democrats arc In want Of a nan to
lead them out Of tho Slough Of Despoud."
in which they have been engulphed by the
laundering OF Cleveland. HUI. Crisp and
Bland. Where this Moses shall come
from Ia secret that the lapse oil time
alone can so,va4 Cleveland has outllvad
his usefulness, Carlisle Is smirehed by
sugar pellets" BIanf has been over
whelmed by free silver. Gresham has Lost
east because OF dallianoe with Queen LII.
and ns to Hill. his declar alton. that am
Democrat sounds as weirdty through
tho 100000 votes under which he was
buried on tho 9Th Of November, that 1t may
be- likened unto voice from the tombs.
These leading men have all been endorsed
and few OF them can discern exactly
whore they are at or what they are In
favor Of German ia under cloud. Gray
Ia distinguished for hls feats as . white
washer, and Bayard Ia SO greatly enamor.
cd with hts British cousins that he has
Lost cast with the Irish.
So 1t goes+ The disgust has been so
great that the solid South has been split
in twain. West Virginia is solidly Repub.
loan. Tennessee has drtfted from her
moorings. North Carolina has wheeled In.
TO the Republican column, and other
States are preparing to follow. From thu
present outlook the party will be as
greatly worried to find leader as they
were when Greeley was put up to be so
Overwhelmingly defeated by General
Grant. Two short years ago the Demo.
Gratis wore on the mountain top. dream.
ing OF long yeare of triumph, but to-day
they are beaten. scattered and dlsmayed.
and few Indeed are SO poor as to do them
reverence. 1t Is seldom indeed that a
party has fallan in such short period
from such high pinnacle to such low
depth. and 1t eau only be accounted for
by their persistent attacks on the indus.
tries Of our country. verifying the old
adage. Those whom the Gods will TO
destroy they first make mad" and to US
1t seemed that they were really as mad as
q March hare.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11
Heart Disease 3OYrsi
Short Breath, PaIpitation.

Mr.. G. w. McKinsey, postmaster Of
Kokomo, Ind, and a brave ex-soltiier,
says: 81 had been severely troubled
with heart disease ever since leaving
the army at the close Of the late war.
was troubled with palpitation and
shortness Of breath. / could not
sleep on my left side, and had pain
around my heart l became so i'll
that | was much alarmed, and for
tunately my attention was called to
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-12-11

At the sale on tho farm OF Passmore
Bros. on Thursday. 9th inst. cows sold
at &25 to $50 per head; spririgers sold
rather low; average for the 20 head, &SS;
bulls, S16 to $40.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16
Two Eccentric Planets.

There is Lroubis ahead. Mars IL on a
rampage. Saturn is on q "tear.' As a re-
suit Of their terrestrial psrsgrinasious
residents Of earth are in for a whopper
of a time. We have this upon no lsss
an authority than Professor G, Coles,
the Kingston savant, After some
months Of apparent eclipse. the profess
scr mas nnlsashed his fsr-ssarching
Electric Eye; and the sigma that no
percsivss among the moving stars fill
his prophetic instinct with wonder and
alarm.
The prime blame for the threatened
cycle of cslamitiss must be attributed
to the planet Saturn. That luminary,
we are told, Is n co.significator Of re
bellion, whatever that may be. to the
administrative authority typifsd In
our moon and sun. Saturn, ia a surly
and an ugly mood, has bursted his
apron strings or "slippsd his trolley"
and In consequence the sons Of earth
are warned to be on the lookout for
unusual political discord. "Discon.
tent, the professor tolls ~, Twill pre-.
vail among the industrial and produc.
Ing classes; legislative authorities will
find it very difficult to tread
the rough road they have mapped
out; there will be Il sad lack
Of harmony between the people
and the executive authority, with IN
usual political discord. Saturn being
ruler of the nations finances, threatens
oppressive action upon the people
either by the imposition OF unusual
taxes or by legislation, which works
injury TO their individual pecuniary
welfare. Tho ~portsnts OF this eclipse
particularly concern Asia, to which
country we must look for ito worst eff
fects. The eclipse occurs in the 18th
degree Of the sign Aries. which
denotes the motion Of armies, the de-
Btruction of great men and kings,
fevers and epidemics Of disease. IN
usual fatality among cattle and sheep,
and corruption of trees that are fruit
ful, and Of all fruits of that part of the
land"
We are naturally glad that Asia
catches the worst Of this. Asia car
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16

stand it. A few millions OF men, more OF
less, never would DO missed in Asia
Besides, putting it over there relieves us
Of the suspicion that Professor Coles
meant to poke fun at the Democrats.
But hold. We had forgotten Mara,
Mars. too. is unruly. In three or four
months he will stir up the war, Ike
spirit of Germany and England and
create martial Excitement Ia VIII b.
an agent in promoting epidemic dis
eases, earth disturbances, cyclones aad
earthquakes. He will stir up strife
and keep the east in ~ constant state OF
excitement during 1894 aud 1895, par
ticpiarly about tho moaths OF July and
November. lie will DO an active agent
in promoting tornadocs, cyclones and
storms. unprecedented in America,
especially in the southern and western
states, and causing local thunder storms
TO 10 driven southwark
Suca are tho unpleasant prosnostiea-
.ions ~ the Electric Eye, Let those
doubt who dare,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16

urgency of the problem thus outlined,
The Press writer blames most Of this
excessive crime, with Its large per
cpntage Of unpublished criminals, upon
tho foreign element; but it strikes us
that if the home element oltener did
its duty, there would be less occasion
to complain. ODe thing at least Is
CERTAIN. Tto anthracite region is yet
inhabited by lawlogs spirits who must
in tho interest OF good government he
brought TO undergo n more rigid nc
~countability Good citizenship needs
TO be more earnestly cultivated, what
ever its derivation; and bad eili2'n-
ship punished. wherever il ditclossa
itself.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16
The Problem of Lawlessness.


The Wilkes Barre correspondent Of
the Philadelphia Press, commenting
with much detail upon the large
amount Of crime in Luzsrne county
that escapeS punishment at the hands Of
the civil authorities, lays special stress
upon the fact that within the past four
months twentv.two murders have been
committed in that county and only ten
Of these murderers arrested. 1t is also
intimated that Attorney General Hen
sci. having become alarmed at this
rapid spread of crime, has communi-
Gated a hint to District Attorney Gar
man that unless something more deCis.
i've shall soon be done by the local auth.
critics. the state department Of justice
may bs persuaded to take a hand in
solving the problem.
We do not credit either this latter
intimation or the suggestion, which
follows 1t, hal counties like Luzerne
will be asked to be districted and
equipped with q special district police
and detective force, acting in con
junction, with tho various city and
borough authorities. Tho enforcement
Of law in Luzsrne may be inefficient,
bns 1t has not yet reached a stage of
mob violence whore it can be said that
the local authorities. latter exhaust
ing every effort to preserve peace, "
must summon outside assistance.
Governor PattiSon's we'll known con-
servatism with reference to state inter
ference with matters Of local admins
tration renders absurd the suggestion
that Mr.. Hensel c~ontemplates action In
the premises.
At the same time, it would be idle
to ignore the great dimensions and the
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16
One DUST Verdict.

One Of the jurors in tho Pollard
Breckenridge trial has explained that
the $i5. 900 verdict was rSSched by each
man writing Il sum on a p!ece OF paper,
having these various sums added to-
getbsr and then dividing the total by
twelve, This Ingenious plan doubtless
represented as near an approximation
to justice as was possible under the
present jury system; and the result
pretty ueSrly corresponds with the
average OF public opinion. II 1t had
been permissible TO administer exam-
plary damages without reserve, 8 YER
Glcs for the entire amount. so, 600,
would have been the appropriate esti-
mute OF Colonel Breckinridge's duplic-
lily; while ANY attempt 10 symholize the
general coutemp: FOR the venerable SIN
uerS line Of defence woaid hSvs bank
rupyed the possibilities CT the hsure
language.
The public. as Judge Bradley said in
his charge to the jury. i, undoubtedly
10 be congratulated that this n~aItiost
OF trials has ended in = manner watch
iuGuces additional respect for the court
which tried it aud for the general sys-
tom Of whose efficiency it afforded q
tolarably difficult test. IL is TO be con
graduated that u hypoerise with Breck'
iaridge's command o.; resources has
besa lrretliayably unmasksd. 1t IS to bs
congratulated that tho coarse AMI in
decent tactics Of certain OF the defend
ant counsel received r prope: rsbuks
from the bench ami failed Of their GOV
etst aim in bssogiug the uucom monty
intelligent jay. Above all. it is to be
congratulated that when. in extreme
cases. erriug ~womankini is forced to
appeal 70 the courts for redress, there
Is no evidence in the court room of
that discriminating and unjust stand
ard set up by the whimperilg Adam in
the Eieu,c garden ami fJoiishly re-
copied aiucl il tho canocs oi polite So
ciety
We shaI. doubtless haze further al,
fusion to this case ir print. Tas deter
mination Of the defendants to apply for
ii new trial, and also 10 seek a political
virGicalioa IN Kentucky, would pro
long the sensations Duration, ven
though Ly2ocritical criticism Of the
trials publicity lid not alone suffice,
For cur own part We perceive no rea.
son to regret that this trial has been
heralded far aud wide. Those who de-
cry i; read OF it aud learned, let US
hope, new lessons al to the inexorsbls.
ness Of violated moral law.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16

SENATOR MoRdAN Is an enthusiast in
some directionsi and one of those
directions ia in his persistent advocacy
of the Nicaragua canal. H2 has Il bill
now pending in the senate which, il
passed, would compsl Uncle Sam to Ell 81
dorss 500, 900 900 worth Of the boGd
of the private Nicaragua company, who
no doubt hops to duplicate the Union
Pacific scandals. lie the Nicaragua
canal scheme is the money-maker that
its advocates claim, why cannot 1t
stand on its own merits rs a business
enterprise? Why should it seek to drag
in this hard-up republic? SSnst0r
Morgan is doubtless sincere, but there
ara others behind this enterprise who
are not, What they want is to dig Il
canal into tho Unitod States treasury.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16

The EsrEEMGp Easton Froe Press is
discousolate because Charles A. Dana.
the greatest editor, recently had to ship
for Europe unnoticsd, while, on tho
same day. James j, Corbett, the great
est fighter, tough and bum, was es-
corted 10 his stateroom by several noisy
bands, No doubt this is specifically
an unfair award OF honors Bat we
must not forget that Dana created Cor
hett
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16
esntlmentallam,s Requiring IdlOcy.

BY some curious and inexplicable rule n
mnlefactor 10 defended with yigor Just as
his offense has been heinous. Ingenuity
and persistence arc developed in tho ratio
OF the criminals flendishness. A drunken
laborer knocks his companion on the head
and kills him without even having dreamed
of violence, and he Is hung with enthusi-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-04-16

TnE SECOND arrest in Pennsylvania
under the mlsinformation law has Just
been made. ut the instance OF the Will.
Transport Gazette and Bulletin, man
at . so o'clock one morning told tho
papers city editor II fanclful story
abous ar certain alleged birth of quad
ruplets. The city editor t%elephoned
tbs news to the papers Office aud it was
printed that same morning The next
day it was discovered that the article
was hoax and tho smart practical
Joker is now under bond to appear ut
court. The man who lies to newspaper
reporters for the fun there is in 1t
ought to be willing to enjoy all tie
equitable variations.