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The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03
Some Oueer EDjtaDhS.

Epitaphs that can he termed ridicu-
lous and nonsensical are happily STEW
and far between" though not SO rare as
we must wish. On the headstone of
William Rymour, Cupar Fife, Scotland,
we read
Through Chris. I am not inferior
To William the ConlTe-or!
Quite true. but rather a far-fetched COM
pariSon.
The following is simple, at all events,
and is to be found in West Churchvard.
Tranent, Scotland
Trumpets shall sound. a.changels cry.
Come forth. Isabe! Mitchell, and meet William Math-
isou in the sky.
Here is a very precise inscription on o
soldier, in the kirkyard Of Dumfries
Here lies Andrew Macpherson,
Who was a pecuhi,r person;
He stood six ioGt two
Without rIS shoe,
And was sew
At Waterloo.
The next is less communicative:
Here lies wrspt in c;:y
The body Of William Wray.
have no more to say.
Jane Carthew's epitaph at st. Angus.
Cornwall, England, has a very cruel re.
mark:
Here lies the body of Jane Carthew,
Born at s. Colmb. died at st. Cue;
Children she had i've.
Three are dead and two alive:
Those that are dead choosing rather
To lie with their mother than live with their father,
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03
DAIRY AND POULTRY.
INTERESTING CHAPTERS FOR
OUR RURAL READERS.

Successful Farmers Operate This
Department of the Homestead-Hints
- to the Care of Live Stock and
Poultry.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

POULTRY IN THE GaEDES-n circum.
stances Oblige the shutting up of the
hens when the garden is planted, by
all me ans give them a run a couple oil
hours before night and all day when
it is raining lightly. They do little OIL
no damage when the ground is wet,
while they find an abundance of food.
For that matter, we do not believe the
injury 10 a garden by reason of giving
the poultry free run is anything like
as damaging IS many suppose. OF
course it is provoking to find a hill OF
corn upset or 4 tomato pecked into,
but this is than offset by the
good done in other ways. However,
the whole trouble is reduced to a
minimum by giving the birds a run in
the early morning and again just at
nightfall, and in these short runs
they'll find plenty to occupy their at
tention without m:nding the garden
.-Ex.
TUBERCULAR DISEASE Over feeding
is the cause Of most of the diseases
arising from an unhealthy state OF the
lungs and the liver. And the liver is
sure 70 get out Of order and congested,
# it is covered over with fat The
lungs must have plenty Of pure air,
and the liver must be kept healthy by
exercise. and proper feeding. Few
fowls are hurt from under feeding,
but nearly all are hurt by over fee l.
ing. In tropical climates, where SO
little fat is needed for the body to suc-
c~essfully withstand the rigors CT a
cold winter, corn should be fed spar
ingly. II you are ~fatteniug for the
table, corn Is the thing; If You want
eggs, eschew corn. Just remember
this as a maxim, heap corn, no eggs;
heap eggs, little corn."-Exchange.
TIMOTHY, though one of the best
grasses for hay, IS not well adapted for
permanent ~pasturaee. The best is blue
grass in every situation adapted to its
growth. If the latter does not succeed
we'll, Il mixture makes ! thicker seed
than any one kind alone.
QUEEN GAZE One pound each OF
-four ard sugar, One teaspocnful
Prices cream baking powder, three
of a pound OF butter, five eggs,
enc gill each of wine, brandy and
cream, one pound of c%urrants; citron,
and nutmeg to taste.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03
,! ssa:- CURE
OR MONEY RETURNED

For all chronic, or lingering. Pulmonary
or Chest Diseases. rs Bronchitis, iaryngiti'.
Severe Coughs, Spittin, of Eiood Pains in
Chest and Sides. DIR. Pier"r'S Golden Medical
Discovery is IA sovereign remedy.
In Asthma it is specific.
To build I'D both flesh and strength, when
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03
The Modern beauty

Thrives on good food and sunshine.
with plenty of exercise in the open air.
Her form glows with health and her
face blooms with its beauty. If her
system needs the cleansing action of a
laxative remedy. she uses the gentle
and pleasant liquid laxative Syrup of
Figs.
There is no deception SO dangerous as
self-deception
When riches fly they do not do it with a
broken wing.
1t isn't the biggest tree that bears the
best fruit.
I~Iegeman's Ca p Ice with Glycsrlne.
The original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hands
and Face. Cold Sores, &c. C.G. Clark Co..N.Haven.CI
We cannot sow lad seed and reap O good
harvest.
"unnsOn's Magic Corn Salve."
Warranted 10 cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist for II. Price Is cents
Borrowers of trouble never have to go
far to get il.
II the Baby Is Cutting Teeth.
Pc sure and use that old and well-tried remedy, MRS.
WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children TeethinS-
IL never PAYS to do wrong, no matter
how much pay is promised.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

nson's Mngic Corn Salve."
Warranted 10 cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist for IL. Price 10 cents.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03
THE HIGHEST AWARD.
Royal Baking Powder In Strength and
Value go per Cent. Above Its
Nearoat COuuuotItO-

9 u" StHCn8tn 8hAu
Value go per Cent. Above Its
Nearest Competitor.
The Royal Baking Powder has the
enviable record of having received the
highest award for articles of its class
greatest strength. purest ingredients,
most perfectly combined-wherever ex-
hibited in competition with others In
the exhibitions of former years, at the
Centennial. ut Paris, Vienna and at the
various State and Industrial fairs,
where it mas been exhibited, Judges
have invariably awarded the Royal
Baking Powder the highest honors
At the recent Worlds Fair the ex-
animation for the baking powder
awards were made by the experts OF
the chemical division of the Agricul-
tural Department of Washington. The
official report of the tests of the baking
powders which We're made by this de-
partment for the specific purpose of as
certaining which was the best, and
which has been made public, shows the
leavening strength of the Royal to be
lGO cubic inches of carbonic gas per
ounce of powder. OF the can of
tartar baking powders exhibited ut the
Fair. the next highest in strength thus
tested contained but l33 cubic inches
OF ~leavening gas. The other powders
gave an average of Ill. The Royal,
therefore. was found IF - per cent.
greater leavening strength than its
nearest competitor. and ~ per cent.
above the average of all the other
tests Its superiority in other respects,
however, in the quality of the food it
makes as to ~tinenesS, deiicacy and
wholesomeness, could not be measured
by figures.
1t is these high qualities, known and
appreciated by the women of the
country for so many years, that have
caused the sales of the Royal Baking
Powder as shown by statistics, to ex-
coed the sales of all other baking pow
derS combined.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

Glegeman's CamphOr Ice with Glycerlne.
The original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hands
and Face. Cold Sores, &c. Z. Clark Co, N.Haven.C CT
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

1t isn't the biggest tree that bears the
best fruit.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03
Rive For Winter Pasture.

Rye own for fall and winter pasture
and then given over to the no S in the
spring will pay in almost any locality.
Rye o. not exhaust the and SO much
as wheat. and on low, wet lands where
wheat will not grow vt all. it will
thrive. On clay lands that will not
raise anything else we have secured Il
fair crop of rye. AS 4 nurse for grass
crops we recommend rye, as it does not
have as dense foliage close To the
ground as wheat or Oats.-Prairic
Farmer
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

We cannot sow lad seed and reap q good
harvest.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

as animals at rest, are often 20 poor
in the spring, when fed on salt-marsh
and meadow hay? 1t is because,
though classed with snimals at rest.
they have no opportunity to rest; an
animal can not rest unless it is COM
Portable. On one Of the coolest morn
ings of last winter l went to q neigh
boring town for hay. At the barn
where I loaded l saw cattle eating the
same kind of hay that l vas after;
they were very poor, and looked as
though they were growing poorer.
Why? The barn was very open and
cold-nearly Us outdOors-the hips
and sides of the cattle were covered
with frozen manure; they were curled
up and shivering with the cold. 1t
made my teeth chatter to look at
them. And, when I asked for some
water for my horses, they told me that
their stock drank out of q hole back
of the barn; but horses not used to it
would not drink it; they would bring
NE some from the house. 1t is not
strange the stock was poor, but it is
that they were alive. Now
look at the conditions under which l
fed tie same kind of hay. The same
morning, with the thermometer below
zero out OF doors, the n hanging be-
hind our cows stood 40 degrees above
zero; the cows were clean, and they
had clean and dry beds to lie On; they
had an opportunity three times a day
to drink Us much good well-water as
they wanted Temperature of the
about forty-six degrees); and
they had the privilege Of drinking in
the barn, where it was warm. The
COWS were comfortable; they were at
rest; and under these conditions the
ten-dollar hay kept them in fair con
dition, at n cost Of ~ cents per day.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

Borrowers of trouble never AVE to 60
far 70 pat II
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

1t is n great mistake to suppose that
money can buy happiness.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

II the Baby Is Cutting Teeth.
Pc sure and use that old and welltried remedy, MRS
WrxsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children ~Teething-
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

When riches fly they do not do it with a
broken wing.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

The man who lives only to please himself
has n hard master.
The Columbus journal., 1894-10-03

Trials never make us weak. They only
show US that We are weak.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1894-06-08

relied on. il would seem thst the
decision wsS reSlly bsSed, or st leSsi
ought 10 hSvs been. upon want Of
mutuSlity Of oontrset rather thsr
upon non-comp,iSuce with the ssSi
ute. The defendants promised &
pSy for certain work. II il should b
done, but the plsintifT did not pro
mise 10 do IL The defendants pro
missed 70 pSy in consideration q The
performance Of the work, not in con
sidsrsiiou o. the promise 10 perform
it, snd therefore they were ST liberty
10 withdraw their offer ST shy time
IS 10 the future sud were obliged Il
pSy, s. they did, Only tOr the work
SlreSiy done Sc Reed s.. q FIR.
See SIS; Lsngdell. Cs>es on Con
tracts, Summary, Sec. 1SS z ssq,
Il Is urged by counsel thsi the
eonrGc; IN the cSSs ST hSr being for
81 e1chSnSe u lsSSes differs from
the contracts upon which other cssss
hsye been decided, N that ssch
pSrty must make S conveyance But
the ststuts does not specify thst the
contract must Be signed by the psrty
who Is 20 uSks the conveyance but
only by the party 70 - charged.
thxt Is the defendant. whether
vendor o. ysUiee. Il was enseted
fo- the benefit q vsniae IS well SIS
Of s vendor. spi vss designed 10
prosec: either from being held IS
defendant e1csp; upon eontrsct the
terms q which were fully set forth
N writing srd witnessed by his own
signsture- Accordingly We ind thss
specific performance Is granted in
fsvOr q 5 ysudIr VINO hiss not signed
IS vel IS in favor Of vendee.
Seton '. Ssis. : YES 275, snd other
cSses cited IN CISson Y. Bailey, x
John. As.
The disadvantage resulting from
wasn't O uuiaAlity OF remedy Is not
- crest IS might 81 first sppesr. for
neither party viii be compelled 70
periJru until the other hiss perform
ed O. satisfied the court that he Will
perform Sc Reed. S. q FIR Sc
So. Bat the disadvantage, such as
Ic :. results from the statute, which
must be followed until slis-ei BY
the Legislature
The decree sppezled from Is affirm
ed
Carter L Carter for the plaintiff:
T " Hatch and Cecil Brown for
i-fer izrt-
Honolulu, Nay -, 1891
The Hawaiian gazette., 1894-06-08

While So PeekskilL. Y Y Mr.. J.
i Server. prominent usnufsctur-
81 q NsE York City. purchased s
bottle q Cnsnbsrlsin's Cough
Remedy Sch good results were
obtained from Its Use that he sent
hack to the druggist from whom he
hsi obtained II for two more bottles
OF the sane remedy. When you
have s egugh o. cold give this pre-
pSrsti0n q Trial and Ike Mr.. Scrivsn
yOu vii want 1t when again in need
Of such 5 medicine Il Is remedy
OF great forth and merit 25 snd 50
bodies for sale BY sll Deslers,
BESsoS. SUEz / Co Agents for h L
The Hawaiian gazette., 1894-06-08
EEFuzE E-cxEErCN AND EREAE. u. AND
C-zcC-r yCrGE WHITING. SITTING
y FACE CT TCrr, C. :.
D-SS-AL-r-EC

TIE s--st-1c @ TIE defendant alone.
whs-he- v---1- or vs-t'es. : >--Hcis-ls
uncs- The v--v-slc- q tLs >.ArC-s {
Fz-fS u--cc requires CONTACTS to-
-hs sac a. .z-c> o. z-y Interest N
then % y -----ei BY The party % .
charged l-s-5El-1-
Sp<c5Ec rs-tc-u z-cs O. S-ch s cccs-sc;
cc-sl>.f-E O. s w--.tsc o1-- signed ~
-hs &c srlz-s zr- orally accepted cy
the rls----- ElL &c enforced cC-sI-h-
Standing SAINT 90 --C-c4-i-y % remedy
wbs- The cav -sz>'- w1v the plaintiff
c,llc TO. be he's 5 -Scl-Se ne hAS nos
s-E-st
The Hawaiian gazette., 1894-06-08

PTorElS les AS0 RErRIGEENrTNG Cow
r1SY " H1vUIAS EIECTzIC Cow
FANy-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1894-06-08
In the Supreme Court Of the ia
waiiSn Islands

MARcH TsRV. 1894,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1894-06-08

OPINION or The COURT BY rsEAs, J.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11
WASHINGTON NEWS

Horses will be substituted for bronchos
In the United States army hereafter.
Dysentery has broken out in Coxey's
army and several Of the men have been
sent TO hospitals
Demonstrations of affection marked the
burial of Frank lIatton, late editor of the
Washington Post.
Thomas f. Benedict, Of New York,
nominated for public printer, has been
confirmed by the senate.
Nearly 10000 Chinese are believed TO
have registered in compliance with the
provisions OF the exclusion act.
The senate confirmed the nomination
of James ID. Yeomans, of Iowa, TO be an
interstate commerce commissioner
The New York and New Jersey bridge
BILL amended TO meet the objections OF
the president, was passed by the house.
Chairman Bankhead's stand in favor
Of the lake front site is likely 10 endanger
the chances of new postollice for Chi
cago.
Withdrawals of gold for export have
carried the treasury reserve down 10
about 500. 100000. The general balance
is sl23, 1853, 30.
A report sharply criticising Judge Jen-
kins has been submitted 10y the commit
tee which investigated his Northern Pa
cific strike order.
A new form OF government for the In
dams will probably be recommended by
the senate committee which recently Wis
tied the territory.
Several Of the compromise amendments
of the tariff bill are made public. The
inuuisitorial features Of the income tax
provision is to eliminated.
The house passed the bill 10 improve
the methods of accounting in the treas
ury department, and began consideration
of the river and harbor appropriation
BILL
Senator Mcpherson of New Jersey in
PRODUCED in the senate a bill for the re-
lief of Rear Admiral Stanton and the Off
GERS and enlisted men Of the wrecked
Kearsarge.
Gen. Coxey was placed under arrest
while in court attending the trial Of his
lieutenant. He declares he and his men
will remain in Washington until their
bills are passed.
Representative BANDS hopes OF re port
ing free coinage bill are considerably
interfered with by the continued absence
of Representative Allen of Mississippi, a
member of the coinage committee.
1t is the purpose OF the republican sem
ators from the Pacific coast TO antagonize
ratification of the Chinese treaty with all
the arts at their command and'they will
require considerable time for the express
sion OF their views.
The agricultural appropriation bill,
reported TO the house by Chairman Hatch
of the committee on agriculture, appro-
PIRATES So. $50, CAB for the fiscal year end
ing June 80, 1895. This is decrease of
sl42, $50. A reduction in the appropria-
ton for the weather bureau has been
made amounting TO s74,277. The decrease
is mainly in salaries.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11
THE COMPROMISE TARIFF BILL.


The compromise tariff bill has been re-
ported. Practically new measure has
been peced together: and in this reve-
nue. carpentry the trusts have not been
forgotten. The sugar men. as usual. get
the best Of the deal Beside the adj valo-
rem and specific duties they are now
given an extra one-tenth Of cent a
pound on all product coming from coun-
tries which pay an export bounty. Muir
ply and Hill also secure concessions in
the collars and cuffs paragraphs. and
Smith of New Jersey gains something in
the thread line.
In general way the changes have
been made by raising rates and substi-
tuting specific for ad valorem duties.
Carpets. woolens, cloths, cigars, tobacco,
and various other articles are advanced
and the changes in glass, cutlery, and
iron are of an important nature. The
pressure from the working classes has
been so energetic that their demands
could not be well overlooked and the re-
suit generally is a large percentage Of
protection over the Wilson bill.
As to the chance OF the measure pass
ing all Is speculation. Certain changes
are distasteful to the populists. and the
Louisiana senators are still insisting for
q bounty, so IL would seem that consid-
rerable trading" will yet have TO be done
TO get the recusants In line.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11
100 wagon loads from every county in the

100 wagon loads from every county In the
state.
Chicago coal men say that one OF the
worst coal famines ever known Is threat
ening the commercial interests Of this
country. Chicago promises To be the cen
ter OF the famine. but its blighting i'm
Huences will be felt throughout Ohio, In
diana Illinois. and Michigan. and the
xhances are that Iowa and the South
west will suffer. Coal has already adj
vanced in price from 81 10 sl.25 a ton and
the advance promises to be doubled in
side Of a week. Many railway companies
are already running short In their sup
ply and SO are many OF the great manu-
featuring concerns.
The disorders which began at Cleve-
land, O., with the May day demOnstra-
ton of the unemployed eliminated
Wednesday in open riots. There were
three separate and bloody conflicts be-
tween the police and the rioters, and
troops are kept under arms ready To re-
spond to call in case of an emergency.
The trouble commenced when 1900 men,
armed with cluts and stones, marched
through the streets, closing down each
factory as they came 10 IL. The distr-
button OF property seemed to be their
aim. There were few English-speakiag
people in the crowd.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11
TO PASS TIE rARIFf RILL.

BY vote of 81 to the democratic eau
Gus passed a resolution agreeing TO sup
port the tariff bill of the finance commit
tee, including the compromise amend
ments, thus shutting off the introduction
on the floor of amendments by any sena-
tor. This, ii is said, insures the passage
of the measure. Six senators were alb
sent-Mills, Murphy, Lindsay, Irby, But
Ter and Gibson. The only persons in
whose absence there might be any sig-
niticance are Senators Murphy and Mills.
1t Is believed that Mr.. Mills has some
objections TO the concessions that have
been made, but he has previously an
nounced that he would support any bill
that provided for reductions in the pres
ent law. Senator Murphy's position has
all aloD been one Of doubt, but several
democratic senators assert that he will
support the bill, and he is counted in the
forty-three which are claimed as certain
to vote in its favor
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11
OBEYED ORDERS STRICTLY.
How Collector Secured "a Six-Weeks
Holiday and Partnership.

"When ! was youngster OF IL, said
successful business man to "A Detroit
Free Press reporter. Il got job as
collector with man who was about as
strict martinez rs | ever saw. He in
sisted on everything being done just as
he said, and there were times when life
was verify a burden, but stuck to him
for six months, then we had differ
ence Ii was this way: One morning
he called me up and handed me bill
on man | knew and said for me to
take it around and collect it.
Its one of our standbys, he said,
and every collector | ever sent TO him
reported him absent or not findable or
something. Now you 90 and don't
come back here till you see him
"'Do you mean that?' | asked, as two
or three clerks looked up.
"You know me. was all he said in
reply and went out after my man.
He wasn't at home, the people said.
and wouldn't be for six weeks. So
stuck the bill in my pocket and went off
up the country on visit. The old man
sent after me half dozen times, but
my folks could only tell | was out Of
lOWn, anu never pau any dtlcHtIO1l W
letter | got from the boss, but went
On enjoying myself Then came back
and had visit with some other friends
and at the end of six weeks | called on
my man again with the BILL | found
him at home and told him what | had
lone. and he paralyzed me by paying
The bill with interest. Two hours later
stepped into the bosss office.
"There. | said, before he had time to
gather his wits, is the amount of your
sill and interest He was out of town
Tor six weeks and | couldn't see him be-
fore. You told me not to come back
Nll did see him, and | was obeying
your instructions. | had a rafting
good time and the house owes me six
weeks salary.
"The old man gasped got blue in the
face and thought he was going to ex-
plode, but he didn't; he gulped it all
down and stuck out his hand.
"'Young man he said, you ought to
have been soldier; I'm going to put
you in charge of the collection depart
ment and double your salary. and. con-
cluded the merchant, when | was %
was a partner"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11

Fair shopper fear you will think
me very tiresome.
Clerk like to wait on you, madam.
MY throat is so sore to-day it hurts me
to call "Cash!"-Puck.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11

Witherby-I saw the doctors carriage
in front of your house the other day
Has anything happened?
Plankington (sadly)-Yes, old man
two things have happened. Truth.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11

My whole family had been suffering from
terrible colds on their lungs. / called at my
druggists and procured bottle of Dullam's
Great German 20 Cent Cough Cure, and can
safely recommend ii as the best cough ren-
edy that | ever bought.
ROBERT CoNNoR Liveryman, Flint NJ.
Don't Cough Cough. Cough! but get bot
tie and try it. For sale by b. VanDen-
Bergh, Alma
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11

GREAT FALLS, HELENA,
BOULDER, BUTTE,
ANACONDA. NEIAART,
KALTSPELL, BONNER'S FERRY,
THE KOOTENAT COUNTRY,
SPOKANE, WENATCHEE,
LAKE CHELAN, OKANC GAN
COUNTRY SEATTLE, TACOMA,
VANCOUVER, PORTLAND,
FRISCO, A -ASkA, CHINA,
and JAPAN.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11

Buy Dullam's Great German % cent
Cough Cure, at VanDenBergh's.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1894-05-11

Buy Dullam's Great German Is cent
Liver Pills, 40 in each package, at Van
DenBergS'a