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Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
STATE NEWS.
AfOOstOOk.
MAPLETON.

MAPLEroN.
Memorial day exercises here were very
| successful. About 800 gathered at the
church to hear Mr.. Powers able address,
| Capt. S. G. F. Smith delivered the memo
rial address at Easton, Wednesday eve
ming, which was very highly appreciated.
The captain was good soldier in the war
and knows whereof he speaks.-Eureka
Grange must be in somewhat of flourish
ing condi ion, as it has lately purchased a
foe organ of Eugene Whitney of Presque
Isle.
SoUTH PREsQUE ISLE.
Rev. Mr.. Gillespie preached his farewell
sermon here last Sunday y.-The Union Sun
day school will give concert at the Metho-
dist church at Sprs sgueville on Sunday even
ing, June 17.-Miss Hattie Achorn closes
her second term of school here next Friday.
The school will have a picnic supper on
Quaggy Joe mountain in the afternoon.
Miss Achorn is a graduate of the State nor
NAL school at Pennington and has given ex-
cellent satisfaction while here. She will
commence another school in Mapleton next
Monday.
Lille.
Mr.. Eben Burnstead, agent of the Maine
Bible Society, lectured at the chapel SUM-
day evening.-While Mrs. Mary Higgins
was returning from neighbors she slipped
and sprained her ankle so badly that she
will be confined to the house for some time.
During the absence of J. B. Chatto, a
paving breaker at the quarries, his tool
chest was broken open and most of the tools
taken from it. No clue to the thief.-Wm.
Hooper is building a stable for Mrs. f. O.
Thwsites.-Mrs. M. s. Milliken is having
an addition built to her house.-Several
people from this place have gone to Brook
lin to work in the sardine factory.
BROOKLYN.
c. o. Staples is building new store.
He will convert the o,d one into an ice
house.-B. 0. Dollard went to Ellsworth
Saturday.
Kennebec.
EAST PrrTsroN.
The summer residents. Mrs. Fslkner and
family, and Mr.. C. B. Moody of Brooklyn,
N. Y, are expected in town this week.
Mr.. c. B. Moody intends to make extensive
repairs on his house tais summer.-Mrs.
Mary Clark of Boston, who has been visit
ing relatives in town. returned home last
Monday.-Mrs. George w. Stuart of New
port returned home Wednesday after
weeks visit at her father's.-Miss Allie
Hanley was at home Sunday.-Dr. Libby
is vaccinating for all who wish to be vaccin-
ated.-The Helping Hand Society met At
Mrs. Hilton's Saturday afternoon.
EAST VAssALBoRo.
Mrs. Oscar Abbott gave a salad supper
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
MUNYON'S

RHEUMATISM CURE is guaranteed to
care acute or muscular rheumatism in from
one to five days. 1t never fails to cure
sharp, shooting pains in the arms, legs,
sides, back or breast, or soreness in any
part Of the body in from ope-to three hours.
1t is guaranteed to promptly cure lame
ness, stiff and swollen joints, stiff back and
all pains in the hips and loins. Chronic
rheumatism, sciatica, lumbago, or pains in
the back are speedily cured. 1t seldom
fails to give relief after one or two doses
and almost invariably cures before one bot
tie has been used. Price % cents.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

The operetta "The Quarrel of the Flow
ers," which is to be given in G. A. r. hall
Friday evening and Saturday afternoon, is
under the direction of Mr.. H. H. Coombs,
who has arranged and composed both the
dialogue and music. The eight solo parts
in the first act will be sung by pupils from
the Central street grammar school. The
second act, the crowning of the flower
queen, will consist of solos, duets and quar-
tets, rendered by the best voices from the
different public schools. The speaking
parts are by the scholars who have evinced
special ability in the art of elocution. A
chorus of so voices will assist. Mr.. Fred
M. Winslow will preside at the piano.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
|Il3;Sl351i3

MUNYON'S NERVE-CURE restores
over-worked and over-srained nerves to a
healthy condition. 1t cures all the symptoms
of nervous exhaustion, such as depressed
spirits, peevishness, irritability, general
sensitiyeness of the whole nervous system,
failure of memory. 1t cures general de-
bility, stimulates and strengthens the nerves
and tones up the whole body. Price
25 cents.
Munyon's Homeopathic Remedy Com
pany, OF rPhiladelphia, puts up a speci-
fic for nearly every disease. Guide to
Health sent Free.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
SKOWHEGAN,

The funeral services of Mrs. W. H. Full
ler were held at the family residence on
Coburn, avenue, Tuesday forenoon at
l1.30. Rev. c. V. Hanson ofiiciated and
the services though brief were impressive.
The Womans Club of which Mrs. Fuller
was a charter member and its first president,
attended in body. so of the 60 members
being present. The floral tributes were
many and of great beauty, that from the
Womans Club being made up of GO magnifi,,
cent roses, one for each member.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Tuesday, Langmaid, the fancy baker,
added unique cabinet in which to keep ice
cream at his establishment. 1t is arranged
in such manner that no metallic substance
comes in contact with the frozen product,
and is very easily kept in order.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

As crowd of people were waiting to
view the circus parade at noon, Tuesday, a
little girl in crossing the street was struck
and knocked down by bicyclist, who was
running his machine at full speed. The
child seemed at first to be partially stunned
but apparently soon recovered, to the aston
ishment of the bystanders.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

O. o. Cross and George r. Lewis went
to Skowhegan, Tuesday night, to attend a
meeting of the local lodge of the Ancient
Order of United Workmen. The Grand
Lodge officers were to be present, also the
master workman of Somerset county,
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

The Colbys and the Maine States will
play ball on the campus at 2 o'clock this
afternoon. 1t will be hard-fought game,
as the result of it practically settles the
question of which will hold the champion
| shin,
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

81 Green of Pumpkinville was in Gar
diner, Tuesday, to see the circus and get
subscribers for his book Isl Green's Life -
He afforded great amusement to the boys,
both great and small, by relating his ex-
periences at home and abroad.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

AT meeting of St. Omer Commander,
Knights Templar, held on Monday even
ing. it was decided to accept the invitation
to be present and assist in the laying of the
corner stone of the Lithgow Library build
ing at Augusta on June 16.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Miss Adelaide Merchant arrived home
from Baltimore, Md, Tuesday, where she
has been teaching for the past year. Hel
friend Miss chatham teacher in the same
school accomp anied her and will remain or
visit of few days.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Rev. and Mrs. E. B. Barber, Mrs. ]. C.
Atkins, Mrs. Robert Pope and Miss Elinor
Lawrence went to Biddeford, Tuesday, as
delegate to attend the State convention of
the Universalist church.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
H. d. Leonard sold his chestnut horse
Don to John Dunphy, Tuesday.

Prof. Flagg and Mr.. Fred H. Winslow
have gone out to Cobbossee pond for few
days.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Miss Bertha Randall of Waterville is fill.
ing Miss Lancaster's position as operator al
the Postal Telegraph Co.'S office while the
latter takes a vacation.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mrs. Little Lewis, who has been a CUES
at Mrs. A. E. Collins, on Liberty street
returned to her home in Boston, Tuesday
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

The following delegates went to Lewis
ton, Tuesday, to attend the Republican
States convention: Sherburn Lawrence,
Augustus Bailey, Sumner Soul, David
Dennis, Van r. Beedle, w. C. Keene.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Michael J. Bishop of Boston, genera
worthy foreman of the Knights of Labol
will give an address in city hall this
Wednesday, evening at o'clock. Every
body invited.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
GARDINER.

Citizens who have items of local interest for
the JOURNAL will find a. drop box In which to
place them at Blanchard's book store. Collections
from this box will be made daily by the JOURNALS
Gardiner reporter. No article placed in it will be
published unless signed by the bona fide name of
the writer. We do not want such names for pub
lcation. but as an assurance that the statements
made are authentic.l
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Hon. A. NJ. Spear and G. W. Heselton,
Esq, left for Waterville, Tuesday, and
will stop until after the third district con.
vention, which meets there today.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

August C. Nelson left on the 80 train
Tuesday afternoon, for two weeks visi
in Monson.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

DR.. Giddings of this city will read q
paper on Surgical Demand in a Country
Practice" at the meeting of the Maine Med
ical Association in Portland, June IA.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Among those who went from here to
Lewiston to attend the State convention,
yesterday, were Hon. f. F. Webb, w. NJ.
Dunn, Col. w. A. r. Boothby, A. E. Pur-
inton, 2. S. Head, Judge Philbrook, j. p.
Giroux, j. L. Mirrick and o. G. Spring
field.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

7. Henry Hubbard, treasurer of Scrib-
Fer & Smiths circus, which showed here
Tuesday, informed the JOURNAL that they
find business better this year than last.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Monaghan has started private class il
fancy dancing. Meeting for the first time
Tuesday evening at Foresters' hall.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

The Guild of St. Matthews parish will
give a musical and dance in Red Mems hall
Friday evening, June s. The Young Mems
Banjo and Guitar Club of Augusta will as
sist.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

A double wedding is announced for this,
Wednesday, evening, at the residence of
c. A. Cole on Pleasant street, that of Mr..
Frank Carter and Miss Clara Cole, and Mr..
Walter Wood and Miss May Cole.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

The "Uncle Toms Cabin" Company's
band gave street parade at noon Tuesday
about town and then took a special car for
| Fairfield at ]. 80 p, M
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

The sister and aunt of Robert Harper
who died Monday in the Randolph lookup
arrived from Roxbury, Mass, Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

There was one case in the municipal
court, Tuesday morning. Peter Doyel was
arraigned before Clerk Shaw for drunken
ness and fined So and costs.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Deputy Sheriff E. L. Harding was here
from Madison Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Among these who attended the State Re-
publican convention from this place, Tues
day, we're Simon Merrill, Frank Purinton,
H. L. Kelley, G. G. Weeks and Frank J.
Savage,
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

j. H. Groder lost valuable horse Tues
| day. The animal was taken sick Monday
afternoon and died Tuesday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
OAKLAND.

Geo. Hovey of North Anson and Stanton
Day of the Moosehead Pulp and Paper Co.,
were in town Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mrs. Lillian L. Roberts Of Shediac, n
B., arrived, Tuesday, on short visit to
relatives in this vicinity.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Kate Vannah has written the music for
the class ode for the graduating class of the
G. II. S.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
HALLOWELL,

Mr.. Henry G. Higgins returned to Bos
ton on the boat, Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

The Office of Geo. W. Field, E.q., is en-
larged by the addition of the room formerly
occupied by DR.. Judkins.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mrs. Madison Beane of Sidney and Mrs
A. A. Heath of North Berwick were calling
upon friends in this city, Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mrs. E. T. Wyman and child returned
Tuesday night, from visit of several
weeks among friends in Portland.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
FAIRFIELD.

Miss Carrie f. Gibson was passenger
on the morning train, Tuesday, going to
Biddeford for a short visit.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Itnow looks as if Kimball Bros. Shoe
Company will come back to Maine, locating
in Richmond.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

S. A. Dinsmore of Bingham, was in the
city on business yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Henry Darrah left here Tuesday morn
ing on his wheel for Lewiston.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

George E. Bracket of Belfast was in the
city yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Percy Dakin arrived at home, Tuesday
noon, from Westbrook Seminary, called
home by the illness of his father.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

G.. L. Hovey of North Anson was in the
city Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles E. Heath and child
returned home from Lisbon Falls, Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Supt. Pettingill, Postal Telegraph clerl
of Boston, was in Gardiner, Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mrs. B. S. Smith and daughter went tc
Southport, Tuesday, for the summer.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mr.. George L. Tyler, who has been sick
for two weeks, was able to ride out Tues
day.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
Albert Robbins went to Boston Tuesday

Albert Robbins went to Boston Tuesday.
Mayor Clason went to Lewiston, Tues
day.
day.
B. A. Coe went to Bangor, Tuesday, on
business.
Mr.. Levi Long of Richmond was here
Tuesday.
Scribner 4 Smiths circus had some fine
looking horses.
A large crowd of people viewed the circus
parade, Tuesday.
Miss Annie NJ. Andrews 10 visiting
friends in Augusta.
Rev. Charles Owen of Houlton, was in
Gardiner, Tuesday.
F. E. Beane, Esq, of Hallowell was in
Gardiner, Tuesday.
Mrs. II. R. Chadwick went to Portland,
tuesday, 10 Visit Iflenoe.
Miss Hattie Jaquith went to Lewiston,
Tuesday, to visit relatives.
| Mrs. Fred Dingley was a passenger on
the boat for Boston Tuesday.
Hon. J. NJ. Larrabee ard daughter Miss
Helen went to Waterville, Tuesday.
Mrs. B. S. Smith and daughter went to
Southport, Tuesday, for the summer.
Supt. Pettingill, Postal Telegraph clerk
of Boston, was in Gardiner, Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles E. Heath and child
returned home from Lisbon Falls, Tuesday.
Mr.. George L. Tyler, who has been sick
for two weeks, was able to ride out Tues
day.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Hon. J. NJ. Larrabee ard daughter Miss
Helen went to Waterville, Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
WATERVILLE.

City meeting this evening.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
Do You Want A Tenant /?

1nen advertise your rent In the Want Col.
- os tne AknHx11c JouRNAL. e pays.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
GOOD BOOKS {!

The JOURNAL during the has
readers the system the standard works of
nominal figure; We present below "a series of book Offers
The
ing We following
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mrs. Fred Dingley was q passenger or
the boat for Boston Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Miss Hattie Jaquith went to Lewiston,
Tuesday, to visit relatives.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

! Brother Against Brother. by John R. Musick.
Bad Boy at Home, The, by Walter T. Grey.
3 Bad Boy Abroad, The. bv Walter T. Gray.
Bridge of Love, by Bertha NJ. Clay.
ClaribePs Love Story,by Charlotte NJ. Braeme
Circumstantial Evidence. By Hugh Conway.
Cell 49, by Edwin ii. Trafton.
Close Call, A, by j. l.. Berry.
Dead Heart, A, by Charlotte NJ. Braeme.
10 Drops of Blood, by Lilly Curry.
II Detective Trio, The, by Judson X. Taylor.
II Ed Sommers, The Detective, by Ernest Stark.
l3 For Mamie's Sake, by Grant Allen.
II File No. lis. by Harry Harper.
Is False Vow, The, by Charlotte Braeme.
l6 Fiery Ordeal, by Bertha NJ. Clay.
u From Out the Gloom by Bertha M. Clay.
l8 Golden Gates, by Bertha NJ. Clay.
l9 Harry Pinkerton, the Detective, by Harry
a lockwood.
20 Haunted Chamber. The, by the Duchess.
q Ingledew House. by Charlotte M. Braeme.
22 Lady Damer's Secret, by Bertha M. Clay.
% Loves Warfare, by Bertha NJ. Clay.
"a Luke Darby, The Detective. by Harry Rock
wood
25 Life's Remorse. A, by the Duchess.
26 Life Interest, A, by Mrs. Alexander.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
GRADE 1.

The book, of grade FIRSTCLASS paper authorship illustrations
and binding
T. Birds and
edash reatestan mostpr
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

WHITEFIELD.
Work on the W. & @. R. R. began at
Kings Mills Saturday, June 2.-For two
weeks men have been travelling the roads
looking for work aud getting food and lodg-
ing wherever they could, waiting for work
to begin.-The first inetallment of Italians,
Is in number, arrived Saturday night and
are qua1tered in the Newell Carleton house.
PenObScOt.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06
Imine::t following List Of

OF course in 40 limited space only few artf-
cles can be given. but all others are sold In the
same proportion. A trial will convince you.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1894-06-06

Mrs. II. r. Chadwick went to Portland,
Tuesday, to visit friends.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-10-26
WITS AT WORk.

Banks--What do you think OF the
story about Jonah being three days
inside of the whale? Tanks-It's a
good thing. Eve given my wife
worse excuses than that
Sally-Ethe and are SO interested
in you! Ji,nKind, certainly; but
why? Ethel-We had our fortunes
told. One is to marry you, and the
other is to be bridesmaid.
Distressed Young Mother, travelling
with a crying infant-Dear me! don't
know what to do with the baby!
Thoughtful Bachelor, in the next seat
Shall open the window for you?
rs it really true, as Miss Old Girl
says, that she never married because
her lover was lost at sea?" Yes;
another girl cut her out of his affec-
tions on trip across the Atlantic. I"
Anxious Wife. at an altitude OF 500
feet, to husband, who is accompany
ing her on her return trip to earth
after having been blown up at a
steamboat landing j ohn.we are com
ing down among strangers. Is my hat
on straight?
Husband-Do you know that every
time woman gets angry she adds a
new wrinkle to her face? Wife-No,
did not; but If it is so, presume it
is a wise provision of nature to let the
world know what sort of a husband
a woman has
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-10-26
REMNANTS AND RAWLINGS.

j, ID. Lnvcago, who died recently at
Santa Cruz, Cal, left $1,000, 900 to be
used in building q hospital for the
deaf and blind.
The great game fish of America are
the Canadian muskallonge, California
bass, Florida tarpon, Labrador sal-
mon and Adirondack lake trout.
A Kings Daughters circle in San
Franciscois composed of eight Chinese
women, two Japanese, two Syrians
and their two American teachers.
A Georgia colored woman decided
to commit suicide by drowning, but
by the time she had waded in UP to
her waist, her courage forsook her
and she returned to land.
A New York girl, in passing through
the hall of her house recently, en-
countered a burglar. She grappled
with him and, catching hold of his
hair, held on until help arrived, when
he was turned over to the police.
A Chicago criminal owes his escape
from the penitentiary to the clever
ness and devotion of his sister. She
managed to administer to him, I'M
known to the prison officials, drug
which gave him every appearance of
violent attack of inhammatory
rheumatism. The woman then went
to the judge and by telling him the
condition of the prisoner secured q
suspension of the sentence.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-10-26
KNOWLEDGE

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tends to personal enjoyment when
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ter than Others and enjoy life more, with
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adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxatiye principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; effectnally cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup OF Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-10-26
In Deadly Danger.

The following affidavit was fled
in the court OF common pleas in
Dublin in 1922: '.And this deponent
further saith, that on arriving at
the house OF said defendant, situate
in the county as Galway aforesaid,
for the purpose OF personally serving
him with said writ, he, the said de-
ponent, knocked three several times
at the outer, commonly called the
hall door, but could not obtain adj
mittance; whereupon this deponent
was proceeding to knock the fourth
time, when man, to this deponent
unknown, holding in his hands a
musket or blunderbuss. loa led with
balls or slugs, as this deponent has
since heard and verify believes, APP
peared at one Of the upper windows
of the said house, and presenting the
said musket or blunderbuss at this
deponent, threatened. that if said
deponent did not instantly retire, he
would send his (the deponent's) soul
to hell which this deponent verify
believes he would have done, had not
this deponent precipitately escaped. y
-Argonaut.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-10-26
AMUSING TRIPLES.

"Who is that fellow across the
street," Celebrated literary char
acter." What is his special line?"
Long hair"
Sea Captain There is no hope! The
ship is doomed! In an hour we will
all be dead! Seasic1 Passenger
Thank heaven!
Clothes Dealer, to gendarme in pur-
suit of a shoplifter-Shoot him only
in the legs, Mr.. Officer! The coat and
waistcoat belong to me.
Gaswell-You never see Miss Belle
field excited. She always keeps on
the even tenor of her way. Dukane-
Nonsense! She's a soprano.
Which would you rather be, a
knave or fool?" asked Idioticus. 81
don't know" replied Cynicus. What
has been your experienced"
Bacon - What's that thread tied
about your little finger for? Egbert-
Oh, that's just to remind my wife to
ask me if forgot something she told
me to remembe
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1894-10-26

Hoax Why do you call that trolley
scar conductor Timer Joax--Be-
cause he waits for no man.
Strawber--Did you feel the late
\ financial depression? Singerly
1t! Why, for a month, wasn't able
to borrow shilling!
"If dog should howl under your
window at night, would you regard
it as a sign of death?" '.Yes, if twas
light enough for me to get agood
aim at the dog"
Judge When you broke into the
library and stole lot of books why
did you take only the works of CLASH
cal authors? Thief--Because, your
honor, modern books fetch hardly
/. any price in the market!
Mr.. Hopperly You only
sixteen, Madgie? You look older
than that Madgie--I know it. But
can't tell that I'm rwenty-one, can
I, when my big sister is sticking at
that age and everybody knows we
amt twins.
There's a man outside who wants
TO know if the editor is in" said the
Hooters new office boy. ''Show him
up" NO, sir, was the firm reply.
"rll resign first. He says that's what
the editors been doing, and he's
looking for gore"
How much for my little grip"
ssShe is free if under four" But
she will occupy a seat all the same"
Makes no difference" "In that
case, how much d scount viii you give
me on my ticket if l leave her at
home?"
You've been to Norway" some
body asked a friend. what is the
Gothcnburg system lilSe?" "oh,"
said the tourist, ''as far as can re-
member. it's something in this way:
You order whisky as hot water, and
they put it down in the bill as sugar !"
Painter-Just have look at my
new picture. How do You like it?
Friend-Oh. very much. 1t is splen-
did, but fancy the original of the
portrait is not quite SO red. Painter
The originate Good gracious what
are you talking about? Friend
Why, your uncle, of course. Pain ter
But that isn't my uncle. it's sun
rise.