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Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

A couple about to be married were
anxious that all their friends should
attend the ceremony, but were in
doubtas to the capacity ofthe church.
Accordingly the young man went to
the sexton and asked, GLOW many
will the church seat?"
The sexton considered the matter
carefully for several minutes, and
then replied, refectively, "We-el
ordinarily it'll seat bout three hun
dred; but if some'll sit with their
legs hangin' over the organ-lof,
guess it'll seat three hundred and
ten"
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Sufferers from dyspepsia have on
ly themselves to blame if they fail to
test the wonderful curative qualities
of Ayers Sarsaparilla. In purifying
the blood, this medicine strengthens
every organ of the body, and even
the most abused stomach is soon re-
stored to healthy action.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

mo-" said Floatinhair, the poet, 81
shall never call on that editor again
never, neyerp'
''What has he done?"
He has been rudely sarcastic.
handed him bundle Of manuscript this
morning, and he told the Office boy tc
hunt up his overshoes
"OyershoesW
eyes; he said he had a lot Of slush tc
wade through. Washington Star.
''Er man kin run inter debt, said
Uncle Eben, 'but when it comes ter
gittin out he's gotter crawl. Wash.
ington Star
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Ilmpson-Ijust tell you, you can't
find a man anywhere who enjoys a
good joke better than l do.
Friend-Guess that's so. | have
heard you tell the same joke forty
times, and laughed at it every time.
N. Y. Weekly.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15
BuckIen's Arnica SaIye.

'fhe Best SALyE in the world Tor cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcer, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chanped hands, Chilblains
congestion, eruptions, and it positively
cures piles or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give satisfaction or money re-
funded. Price % cents per lox, at L. g.
Matthael's drug store.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Real merit is the characteristic of
Hoods Sarsaparilla, and it is mani
tested every day in the remarkable
medicine accomplishes. Hoods Sars.
aparilla is the kind. Try it.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Mrs. Cawker-Dont you think it
is very strange that Mrs. Stivetts
hasn't returned my call yet?
Mr.. Cawker-Not at all. Ii is
merely the result of force of habit.
Mrs. Cawker-How is that?
Mr.. Cawker-She was telephone
girl before her marriage.-Judge.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Grave mistakes are made by ply
sicians in treating Heart Disease.
The rate of sudden deaths is daily
increasing. Hundreds become vic
Tins of the ignorance of the physi-
clans in the treatment of this dis
ease. One in four persons have o
diseased heart. Shortness of Breath,
Palpitation and Fluttering, Irregu-
lar Pulse, Choking Sensation, Asth-
matte Breathing, Pain or Tenderness
in Side, Shoulder and Arm, Weak
or Hungry Spells, are symptoms Of
Heart Disease. DR.. Miles New
Heart Cure is the only reliable RENE
dy. Thousands testify to it's won.
derful cures. Books free. Sold by
A. M. Gilbert.
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CATIONS
Nerve Tonic
and vitaIizer
Perfect Constitutional Powers,

Its extraordinary curative power mani
tests itself almost Immediately after it is
taken. On this point the evidence of those
They say they can feel the effect OF every
dose doing them good 1t is a powerful
nerve invigorating tonic, imparting its re-
storative influence through the medium of
the nervous system to every organ and
tissue Of the body. 1t makes but little diff
ference whether the constitutional yigor
overwork or certain miscbievous indiscre-
tons or whether the broken down condi-
ton is called by one name or other so long
as there is nervous exhaustion, general
or local weakness-so long as enervation
and debility are the type of the ailment,,
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Husband preparing to go to the
club)-You kick at every thing I do.
You used to say was the light OF
your life.
Wife-So youare yet. That's the
reason 1 don't want you to 60 out
at night.-Puck.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

The Christian should never look
at appearances to find out what God
is doing.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Some people who are too honest
to steal, will borrow and never pay
back.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15
srace Up.

You are feeling depressed, your appetite
is poor, you are bothered win Headache,
you are tdgetiy, nervous and generation
bat not With stimuiants, spring medicines
or bitters. witch have for their basis very
cheap, had whiskey. and which stimulate
you for an hour, and then leave you in a
worse condition than before. What you
want is an Alternative that Will purify our
blood. start healthy action OF Liver and
Kidneys, res.ore your vitality and give
renewed health and strength. Such medi
cine you Will lind in Electric Bitters and
only 50 cents bottle, at L. G. Matthaei's
Drug Store.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

There is no more dangerous dis
ease than wanting to get rich in a
hurry.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

IF YOUR BACK ACHES.
OF you are all worn out, really good for moth.
ing, it is general debility. Try
BROWN'S IRON BITTERS.
u viii cure you, cleanse your liver and give
Sgood appetite.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

Hood Pills are the best family
cathartic and liver medicine. Harm
less, reliable, sure.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1894-09-15

E22G5lfAE in combination, pro
portion ard preparation Of ingredi-
ents, Hoods S.r apari!la possesses great
curative value. You should TRY 1T,
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Twins.

Johnnie (sceing his twin cousin for
the first time)-Isn't it funny, mammal
Mamma-What, dear?
Johnnie-Why, this baby is a philo-
pena. Chicago Inter Ocean.
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THOSE WHO SUFFER-

from the results Of governmental or physi-
cal exertion, hardship, exposure, hidden
drains, caprice, or who have brought upon
themselves a series OF Affections by igno-
rantly or willfully violating natures laws.
will find in CATIONS VITALIZER AND
NERVE TONIC the remedy for their GER
tain relief. 1t speedily removes all evil
dences of progressive physical deteriora-
ton and restores the enfeebled energies to
their natural yfpOr
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What is

CasCra Dr. prescription for Infants
and Children 1t contains neither Opium, Morphine
other Narcotic substance 1t is harmless substitute
Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor OIL
Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years. by
Millions Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays
Castora prevents vomiting Sour Curd.
cures Diarrnoea and Wind Collie. Castoria relieves
teething troubles, constipation and fatulency.
assmilates the food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural Sleep Gas.
toria is the Chdrens Panacea-the Mothers Friend.
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Castoria.

"Castoria is an excellent medicine for chill
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its
good effect upon their children"
DIR. G. G. OsGooD,
Lowell, Mass.
"Castoria is the Lest remedy for children c.
which am acquainted. hope the day is not
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest of their children, and use Castoria in
stead of the various quack nostrums which are
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium,
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtfm
agents down their Threats, thereby sending
them to premature graves"
DR.. J. f. KINcHELoE,
Conway, Ark.
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WHENEVER THERE IS

any weakness of the vital organs, nervous
ness, prostration of the physical or mental
energies, confusion Of ideas, lack of self
confidence, irritably oftemper, melancholy
cowardice. weakness OF the knees and
back. palpitation of the heart, dragging
pain in the loins, headache, irritation OF
the kidneys and bladder, milky urine,
pernicious and hidden wastes, resulting
in a failure of the mental and physical
powers, constituting an impeachment to
success and uniting him or her for the
duties and responsibilities of life, ii is the
remedy par excellence.
"A single package will be sufficient to in
augurate the work Of regeneration, and
cure in many cases. But stubborn cases
often require more. 1t viii be sent, post
paid, secured from observation, for $1.00
per package, or packages for $500. Adj
dress all orders to
CATION MED. co.,
July 2s-94-1yr. Boston, Mass.
Try
THE INDEPENDENT,
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The Centaur Company, Murray New York City,
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l represent the following old, reliable
and well-knOwn companies
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05
Hoods si 81 Cures
Meverheer was SO nervous and If,

Meyerbeer was SO nervous and "fidg
ETY." about his works that when they
were in course of preparation or rehear-
sal or performance he never gave him
self or any one. else concerned a mo-
ment's peace of mind. He was constant.
ly making changes or alterations in the
score and would sometimes write pas
sage i'll three or four different colored
inks in order to try the different effects,
and then could not make up his mind
which was the best. He worried over
his opera, "L'Africaine, " so long, delay
ing, retouching and polishing, even
while it was in rehearsal, that the self
imposed labor made him i'll, and he
died before the first public performance
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luck,

Abraham Lincoln, after being mem
Der of congress, desired to secure a clerk.
ship in Washington, but he was defeat
ed by Justin Butterfeld He was disap
pointed, but had he not been defeated
he would have spent his life in obscur-
ity instead of becoming president of the
United States.
Oliver Cromwell was once on board O
ship bonnd for America, but he was
taken back by constable, and the re.
suit was that he became one of the
greatest men England ever knew.
Ulysses Grant would not have been q
military man had it not been that his
rival for a West Point cadetship had
been found to have six toes on each foot
instead of five.
The great silver mine, the "Silver
King" had been discovered by the
lucky accident Of prospector throwing
a piece of rock at a lazy mule.-NeW
Orleans Times-Democrat-
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05

JNo 6. LUTON of LIE Roy, n. Y, a
prominent grocer and G. A. r man
SAYS: II have peen troubled with in
digestion and biliousness for years
Tried Parks Tea and it has cured me.
l recommend it to everybody" Sold by
Smoot Drug company.
OUR fruit boxes are made of the
clear Oregon pine. They are the bes,
In the market. a. o. SHOOT.
Did You Know that the Smoot Drug
Co., have just received line of razors?
Every razor guaranteed.
FIVE per cent. PAID quarterly on say.
ngs deposits at Provo Commercial &
Sayings Bank.
WHITE Barstz gloves, just the thing
for evening wear, easily cleaned, good
wearing, at Irvine u Barney's.
FoR SALE-OId papers at rs cemi
per hundred. Apply to the businesE
Office of The DISPATCH.
The shoe department at t, G.. Web
ber's has given immense satisfaction
call and inspect it.
SYRUPs, $1.45 tor five gallons at Bo.
shard & Saxey's
BUY your fruit boxes from
A. 0. SMooT.
Ready made Suits at Prove
Wooden Mill company,
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05

VOTE the democratic ticket straight.
THE republicans are beaten in this
county, and that badly.
OUR campaign closes in this county
tonight with numerous large and en-
thusiastic meetings.
FINAL reports from all over the
county confirm our previous prediction
that the county is ours by nearly four
hundred majority.
Real Faith never grows weak by
having TO wait. Sufferers taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla for chronic COM
plants should be patient and the result
will be satisfact3~0 Hoods Cures.
BISHOP WHITNEY and Judge Smith
speak at the opera house tonight,
The Marks VS.. Lombard case is still
on before Judge Smith. The prosecu-
ton closed this morning. The defense
alleges that on May 18th last Mr.
Lombard went out to remove a lot OF
gravel, clay and stones from his side
walk that had been placed there
against his protest by the Marks
Under the ordinances of Eureka city ii
is an offense to allow rubbish, rock,
sand, etc., to remain Or ones sidewalk,
and under that ordinance Mr.. Lom-
bard deemed it his duty to remove the
obstruction. The Marks objected
Anna beat Lombard over the face with
paint brush while her husband was
busy beating Devils tattoo on his back
with shovel. Lombard pushed Anna
away with his shovel; but he did not
assault her. The defense claims
100000 for injuries received. During
cross-examination, Anna was given an.
other opportunity of telling in court all
her troubles, how many times her en-
emies have caused her arrest, and how
they have tried all along to drive her
out of town.
DEMOCRATS, do not allow yourselves
to be wheedled into voting for any
man upon the republican ticket, upon
any pretence whatever. The republi-
can scheme is to cut down our major
ity by getting every democratic voter
possible to vote for lust one man, a
particular friend OF mine.' Don't
be caught by such chRff.
CLIP the democratic ticket from the
editorial page of this paper and see that
your tickets respond With this.
THIS county belongs in the demo
cratic column and all the quirks and
tricks of the willy republicans cannot
change it.
The big Hague ENLIGHTENMENT case is
scheduled to begin before Judge Smith
next Monday. The knowing ones pre-
dict another postponement however,
and there are those (parties who are
interested in the defense) who say that
the case never will come to trial.
The Philosophical society of the B, Y.
A. gives its next dance in the opera
house on Friday evening of this week.
HOODS Pills act easily, yet promptl
ana efficiently, on the liver and
bowels. 25c
LINE up with the democrats in par
ade tonight.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05

FLANNELETEs, fannels, linseys and
al goods needed at this time of wear
are selling cheaper than ever at
T. G.. WEBBER's +
You should not fail to see the latest
styles in dress goods. Their fall stock
is ready for you at
L. @. WEBBER's.
For all seasonable groceries at low
est prices call at Boshard & Saxey's. >
LADIES, shoes at 9Oc and $I.OO a
Irvine & Barney's.
CREAP goodsl Good goodsl! Dura-
able goods!ll Why, it is astonishing.
Good fall dress goods 6 cents and up
wards. Dark fall shirtings, 6 cents
and upwards. L. @. Webber's is the
place where you can get them.
The services of VIM. O'Neil have
house, MIR. O'Neil is a first class cooP
and will give entire satisfaction TO the
public,
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NAFoLEoN's MIRACULOUS ESCAPES.
He Seemed to Live In Charmed Circle and
Went About With No Wear.

He Seemed to Live In Charmed Circle and
Went About With No Wear.
In reply to the question in what en-
gagements he considered himself to
havo been in the greatest danger of los
ing his life Napoleon once said, SIN
the commencement Of my campaigns. "
Indeed if further proof were demanded
to show that he did not spare himself
At Toulon it is only necessary to add
shat, during the 10 weeks Of its siege,
Napoleon, in addition to a bayonet
wound in his thigh, had three horses
shot under him, while at the siege of
Acre during the expedition 10 Egypt he
lost no fewer than four in the same
manner.
During the last days of his life, when
captivity, disappointment and sickness
had well nigh completed their work, it
Is said that the agony of his fatal dis
ease drew from him on many occasions
the pitiful cry of, "Why did the cannon
balls spare me?''
During his long military career Ma
poleon fought go battles, while Caesar
fought but so. In the early part of his
career he was utterly reckless of danger
while on the battlefield, and this spirit
of fearlessness contributed largely to
the love and esteem in which he was
held by his armies. There was curious
belief among the English in Napoleon
time that he had never been wounded,
and indeed the report was current that
he carefully, if not in a oowardly man
ner, refrained from exposing himself.
Nothing could be more contrary to the
truth, for he was in reality several
times severely wounded, but as he wish
ed to impress upon his troops the belief
that good fortune never deserted him.
and that, like Achilles, he was well
nigh invulnerable he always made a
secret of his many dangers. He there
fore enjoined once for all upon the part
of his Immediate staff the most absolute
silence regarding all circumstances of
this nature, for it is almost impossible
to calculate the confusion and disorder
which would have resulted from the
slightest report or the smallest doubt
relative to his existence. Upon the sin
gle thread of this mans life depended
not only the fate and government of a
great empire, but the whole policy and
destiny of Europe as we'll.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05

This City is Entitled to Three Repre-.
sentatives in That Body,
The executive committee of the
Trans-Mississippi congress which
meets in st. Louis on the 10Th of this
month, is at loss to account for the
apathy with which the Importance of
this congress is viewed.
The mayor of each city in this county
and the county court each has one an.
pointment, but so far have not taken
advantage of their privilege. AT least
the committee has not been advised OF
any appointments in this county.
All notices OF such should be sent to
w. 81. Culmer, Salt Lake CITY.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05
A Child Enjoys

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
soothing effects of Syrup of Figs, when
in need of laxative, and if the father
or mother be costive or billions. the
most gratifying results follow its use.
so that 1t is the best family remed v
known, and every family should have
bottle on hand,
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05
not a Minstrel Show.

"What kind of an entertainment wns
1t you attended last night?'
Snagg-I don't just know.
well, what did they do?''
Snagg-Oh, sang and danced ana
played banjos and mandolins and bones
and
"It was minstrel showp''
Snagg-Not much, it wasn't
Glow do you knowP''
snagg-Because they told several new
Jokes Chicago Inter Ocean.
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Two Lives Saved.

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas. of junction
City, Ill, was told by her doctors she
had Consumption and that there was
no hope for her, but two bottles DIR.
Kings NewDiscovery completely cured
her and she says 1t saved her life. Mr..
Thos. Eggers, 139 Florida st. San
Francisco, suffered from a dreadful
cold, approaching Consumption, tried
without result everything else, then
bought one bottle of DIR. Kings New
Discovery and in two weeks was cured.
He is naturally thankful, 1t is such
results, of which these are samples,
that prove the wonderful efficacy of
this medicine in Coughs and Colds.
Free trial bottles at Smoot Drug Co.
Regular size SOC. and $l.00.
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DEMOCRATIC MEETINGS
WILL BE HELD AT TINES AND
PLACES AS DESIGNATED BELOW
PROVO.

PROVO.
Monday, Nov. 5.-Judge Ill.
w. Smith and o. r. Whitney
SPANISH FORK
Monday, Nov. SO. w. Pow
ers.
SALEM.
Monday, Nov. 5.-W. N sbuisen-
berry and w. D.RObertS.
SANTAQUHN.
Monday Now SIS. h. Thur
man and VIM. Greer.
ALPINE.
Monday, Nov. g. Joseph
Birch and George Cunningham
PLEASANT GROVE.
Monday, Nov. ga I'D. GasE
and ID. H. Berg.
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young Mr.. Sotty paralyzed DR..
Simtom when he went to be vaccinat-
ed, :" observed Gaswell to Dukane.
Glow was that?''
HE asked the doctor to put him I'M
der the influence of an@sthetics. -
H;itttsyss!.;;zSz7g Ctircs.c!.e. Telen"o.,h
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05

HAVE you seen that eo-called "dem-
ocratic ticket" printed by republicans,
with the name of ]. E. Booth leading
the list of delegates to the constitution
al convention?
IT is generally understood that the
murderers of Sheriff Burns are about to
be captured, that they are located in
the San Rafael mountains and that
heir movements are being watched by
a posse of men awaiting the arrival OF
officers. 1t Is said further that rela-
tiyes of the fugitiYes have been seen
to pass to and from them, and that
they have on the advice of able attor
news, " no claim they have good case,
advised the boys to give themselves up.
Mickle it is said is anxious to do this,
but Koffard still holds out against the
proposition. Time will be given them
to consider the proposition as the Off
GERS would rather have them give then :
selves up than to take them dead as
they will have to do If the murderers
refuse to give themselves up.
Miss ANNIE TIMMs of Salt Lake city
in company with niece, Miss Amy
Dewey, are visiting Mrs. j. z. Thiriot
of this city for few days.
II. ]. MAIBEN and Ed. Young came
up from Nephi on Saturday. They
Will remain until they have each de-
posted straight unscratched demo.
cratic ballot on Tuesday.
NAT Dun who SO horribly lascerated
Jerry Pstnode with ir of sheep
sheers at Warm Creek in Millard
county, will be sentenced for his crime
on November 10Th. There is some talk
OF motion for new trial being made
The republican dodger relative tC
bogus tickets lie the checklist thing
yet There are no spurious tickets in
the field save those gotten up by the
republicans themselves. 1t is false be
yond measure when they charge this
upon democrats. Be not deceived
This charge is made solely to withdraw
public attention from the trick they
| themselves are PLAYING.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05

The protection afforded to the earth
by snow is shown by Ebermayer in the
Influence of Frosts." In one observa-
ton the temperature of the air above
the snow was degrees below zero.
Under the snow the thermometer stood
ct 80 degrees
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05
Saved Her Life
Surgical Operations and
Best R7edical Treatment
Failed
An Almost Miraculous cure bs
hoods SarsapariIIa.

sc. I. Hood g. Co., Lowell, Mass.;
beginning in February, 's2, was very sich
tor two months. Slowly got better but was
coufned to my bed. A physician said had .
Pelvic Akscess In My Side.
After an operation 1 did not improve, tho alb
scess continuing to discharge even more freely
than before. In two months time three opera
tons were performed and tubes inserted to Carp
of the impurities, but all in vain. Finally ID
was decided that my life depended upon another
operation and that must be removed to the
hospital. About three weeks previous to this
I had noticed an advertisement in the Daily
News of case where Hoods Sarsaparilla had
cured boy somewhat similarly afflicted In
Trenton, N. j., and decided to give it q trial
When ths time decided upon for me to go to the
hospital arrived had been taking Hoods Sar-
aaparilla about two weeks.
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TRANS MISSISSIPPI CONGRESS-.

d. Prices Cream Baking Pewsss
hseeN Daesas1 Eea4e
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1894-11-05

Cheap silver, cheap silver.
Solid silver watches at half price at
Beck's jewelry store. Come and see
me If you want a cheap watch.