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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

Fresh chad ana all kinds OF fresh
fish at McCauiey's. 900 King street.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

DUBLtC SALE Will he sold at pnDt:o
l. sale, on the farm OF the late hobart
Cook. deceased, formerly known as the
Alexander Crawford farm situate about
one mile west OF Ogletown, in White Clay
Greek hundred. all the personal property
|ot the late Chas. Henry Smith. deceased.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

nj OTICE-The sixteenth annual meet
IN ing OF The Equitable Loan Assocla'
ton will be held on Thursday evening.
March LIST, 1854, Mt o'clock, at tho Office
OF the secretary. No. zig Market street.
The annual report Will he presented aud
an election for officers aud directors held
Attest WILLIAM r.. HAWKINS,
f26-it Secretary
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

iNOR RENT - Desirable secpn and
IL third story r'otn5. with or with out
board, ut 5ll West Ids. faEeod d.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

TEXAS. MExICo.
" Special semi-monthly Tourist Par
ties over tie Southern Pacific Company's
Apply To the Southern Pacific Co, 34s
Broadway, N. T.. ~ =. Sd St., Phila, or 200
l. German St, Baltimore. 1871
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

For pure drugs, go to Taylor's 500
King street.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

uNDR RENT-lO r.. Ttn street. uctw .en
L. Market AMI King sire IT'S. All crcslIent
location iur light hu >inest WIZ ran,
store sep tratc IL desired. W. ii. Morris
col Washington street. j5-tr
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

LNuR RENf--A house. stable aad four
j. acres of land, on the kennrtt pi 90.
near Greenr.le. Ap tiy to EhoS. J. f.tw.
less, nj MI. Pleasant hutcl. near 81.
Ioscuh \ Church or to J. Frank IIiggs.
10 y Market street. r2l.6t'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27
NOTICE.
70 PROPERTY OWNERS

Ii will be to your interest to entrust
any rentable property to our care. None
but reliable tenants accepted. Hest OF
care. Personal attention giver. Charges
reasonable, Call or send for further par
ticulars. HAWKINS q ca,
pl.gm-ws ia Market street.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27
ESTABLISHED 1858,

A FFLlCTED ONES-Do not consent to
~ he operated upon until you have
trieuP. Hendricks Pile ENtermlnalor.
1t Is 80 far different from anything yet
on the market, itUelng liquid to be
taken tnWardly. while tho majority of
rem edleS are for external us8. will
guarantee to cure all diseases OF the
rectum. For sale ut Nillers Drug Store,
4U2 Market street. fla.Bt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

LNOR RENr-Farm OF ~ acres Mt Wi.
II lage CIR 'cn in Ashton rownsh' y.
Delaware county. PA. buildings nm
fences IN gooi order, Stabilny and shui.
ter Tor ~ haa OF stock. ELIZABETH n.
Tyson. Elwyn. Delaware county. Pa.
tpa,tnf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

LNoR RENr-Dwclling, No. sa3 Market
~ street. Also dwcllinn No. S1i III y,
ley st. Apply No. lDi W Eigh ia st rtl.t.'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

NOTICE TO CARTERS-l will pu. 4
IN inch felloes and tires on carts for
Bl4 a set, until the 10Th of APRIL. VIM. ":
bullock, S. Il. corner OF 1hirticth and
Market street f23-2t'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27
BALTIMORE
I aHIi
sAlLs9Aa
TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AVENUE
DEPOI EASr HOUND.
Schedule in eff
feet Feb, Is,
1901.


Express TrainA
New York. week days, .sOa % 81. %.
Ell " y. m. Sundays. 'aOS 81 81. 40 SO q
m; 20 ~. IS IS, q SO Ill 90 p. IN.
Chestnut Streets, week DAYS. '3o3. : q.
81 u. 6 &c. = 30, so. Is ~. 915. ~ %. 10 y
'lI.aJ u. m. az -. ., - 80. 3 90. IS. 20 81.
63l, = 81. s ~, 10 %. I'll 90 y. IN.
Sundays, y 09, % q. 81. 30, 90 10 ~
"a ~. s -. 10 90, I'll 90 p. m.
PHtLArELPHth, twelfth and Mnr-
ket streets, week days, .3Oi % IL 81
Sunday. y o.. 'eal. 10 3d u. m; s49
Che ~ ter Z r. Week v days .aoa d. .6ei. 6ss.
q %. Z 81, IS 40. II. 10 3d. 10 81. II Sd o NJ
Chester, Sandrys 'sol .O?l 80 $50,
.eOi. 40 81 II ~ a. m; =, - ~. 80, IS
rs ~ 1 ~. ~ ~ s -. 10 ~. I'll % p, m.
Atlantic City. week lays, = 81 :. ~; - 10
Ip. IN Sundays. 4 81 Il. in.; - 10 p. m.
WEST BOUND.
Baltimore and wasiin .ton. week days
q q. % 81 a. m; ~ l6. .2O1. o.. = u.
IS 81. .s,2, '93 p nj. Sundays = &. o.
g u a M; 'la Id. '!U5. 8 O5. = ii. 'sl1 ~ 3
nlltimore and Way stnuonS 7Oa a. IN.
Newark. Del. week days. .447. oa. IS ~
a. M; 'IGlG. 3U5 - a., Is 81. / IS. Is 4
i'99, n Up. III. Sundays = a, o., ~ Il
"a. m: 10. sos. AZ. 81. 'Sl2. 40 ],
Pittsburg. IS Il a. ~, 'IGp. m. daily
| Chicago. IS Al y. m; - AZ y. IN. daily.
4 Cincinnati and 81. Louis 'l2 70 .. IN.
daily '9a p. IN. daily, expecy sunday.
no "a Sund y Ou.y
! New orleana via Bristol aud Chatta-
nouRa. IS l!l. IN. daily. Through sleeper
To NJ W Orleans.
singeriy accommodation. o. n. IN. 5 o.
! I J5 and II up. IN. daily.
! Laudeiiberg accommodation, week days.
Il o. II co a. m: o. and Il p. m. Sun
days. Q 20 a. M, u p. IN
TRAINS LltAVEMABkET ST. STATION
] For Nrw YORK, week days. = LA. IN
| Tor Philadelphia. week DAYS. . ~, = il
: III g a. III. Is. . - y. III. Sundays u u
a. m; o.. ) Is. . ~ p. IN.
] For baltimore. week days. $50 n
FOR i.amdenberg aud Nay Stations
week days. 50. 10 80 II. M; -, 3 " p. III.
lSundays 2I q. III. 3 CO p. ~.
! LEAVE PHILADELPHIA, Twenty
fourth and Chestnut streets, for VIII.
iniuGIDn. week days, a O5, 0 30. I -, IS Is,
10 o. ~ y a; m; ls9} M no9 -. = q,
G 30. = ~ '9O2 81 ard II - p. M.
Sundays. 'loS G 90. IS Is 81, 1910. III !!
a. H.; 2g0 noon; Il Is, , 60 3l5 ia 4 81
6 30. = ~ . ~. 10 Is and II 81 p. III.
Leave Twelfth aud Market streets,
,w",N .iaNs 1874, . ~, I'll ID II. M; '354.
q y, IS ~ p. nj. Suu lays -. = 30.
Telephone No. 19l
ltates 10 Western points lower than via
my g g q. sCUiI, Genr Passenger Agent.
Il. Il. CAMPBELL, General Manager.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

LNOii RENT The old establishui mea
IL and provision stnro No. fUj W. St.
street. Apply to Jas. L. sutton. l9)J w.
Sth street, or ut tn store. fi-eoltt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

$500 Ad ntr @ sSsfs i'Ssay e ssi%s
household necessity and new kitchen
y ensii. Sell OIL sight. Salary or commits
Eon. Particulars FREE. CLIFTON SOAP
h MFG. Co. Cincinnati, y. fli-lOt-w.s
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

E'Ok EENT-Two stables ami n room
IL suitable for u shop at Eighth AMI
Morrow Apply to james +. Sutton. lUlJ
West Eighth street, dlgsoi-tT
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27
FOk RENT.

LNOR RENT.--Store with or Without
IL dwelling. N. W. Cor. ID aud Poplar
streets. Cool stand Tor groosr. Apply
q. J. Coudon, So w. Tth St Jis-tf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

tfOR SALE - one seven. room house
IL papered through and fr-t-ciass
water. and nne lot i01N!41 Apply 10
No ll1B Pine al rect. i.i-tt
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

A IFENTIoN - Persons desiring pure
"a drugs and chemicals. or wishing
their prescriptions or private recipes
carefully compounded with pure mater
ials should go TO the drug store OF ii, X,
RElNGHuhST. No. M7 Aarkes street,
Wilmington. del. rs
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

EOR SALE-Ch zap. a wcll paying re-
ID pair shop. suitable for au iron
worker. Apply to Samuel Wriynt, illd
Pine street, 12-Sf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

TlOR sAI.E-W agons. -aclr'orns. ear
10 riagcs. phaetOns aud OCggies. !. II.
Polk. Newport, Bel. ial-ft'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

punLIc sALE-will he sold by the un
i dcrsigned at public sale at the resi-
dence OF Christopher Dewese. in NIL
Creek Hundred. Delaware. near Noun
Cuba aud Wooddale l. X. stations. on
WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY ., 1874
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

DUBLIC SAI.F-fhe undersigned hav-
l. ing no furtl er use for his worH 1T ok
and farm implements. VIII sell ut public
tho Newark and New London road. about
two miles from Newark. Delaware. on
MONDAY. MARCH 9TH. 1891,
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27
at O'Clock p. m,
Lp 8 Horses and Mules

10y liOloSo ulit 4h uiCoj
4 colts. three of the horses being 1, )
and years old, and we gh about I4Ol lbs.
each. These are extra good borses, Al.
80 3Rood mares, arc good fam ly horses;
also good workers. colts, of them
years old. coming and com.
lug months old. These are all good
stock and will make large horses.
ene superior pair OF Oxen.
Farming linploments-Dne 4-horse
WACO !. OK cart. OK yokcs : cart beds.
hay rigging on wheels for oxen. ditto
sor horses. good market wagon. DeGring
binder. mower. hay rake. grain drill. Van
Wickle fan. cider press. 4O-g llon iron
pot, N.Rallon copper pot, suitable fo!
plows. harross. cuitiyator-,
corn covcrer, forks. hor.. e.c. stage hRr-
moss, lead and pillow harnrss bri1Ies, coll
lars, etc. Cooley dreamer. cans: churn
and butter tub.
Terms-All suins over $40 a credit of 9
months Will be given.
SAMUEL LINDSAY.
Hosea X. Smith, auctioHeer.
w. &. Henderson. clerk.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

INOR SALE-At q sacrince. produce
~ stalls in the Eighth street market.
hpply ], @, Holly, sixth and Walnut
etreefa tstl-B'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

Painrul teetning. collie. dfarrhoeapre.
sented and cured by Hooper5' auod7ne-
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

I1OR SALE-Storc fiNtures counter
II cases and shelves mt 60i King St ld-i'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

'IHoR "a LE-About G5 small piRR Dcrk-
n shire and Poland China. at Thomas
Fagan's pigRery, near the Jackson Inn.
Lancaster pike. f2l-TLd-w'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

ENOR RENT-Tho large store, Hn. III !;
IL also large dwelling OF No. 2li West
Front street; both in good orier. Apply
street. nuattf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

Way ANTED- Enyagemonts. by Mrs l.
w J. Shepherd. experienced nurse
Mo. s8l Jefferson street. Wilmington,
Delaware. f-tBt'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

HNot ltENT-Loigo room cheap. + r
II Wedne sday night, furniture store,
Ninth ana kiug streets f2I-6t'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

M AN'rED.--Heip furnished FOR hotels
w festaufHntsand private faiuil'es NJ
short notice. Apply at the Wilmington
Intelligence office, No. BIS Shipley street
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

ID Acknowledgement rooms O o IN 4
ID with board for married couple or sin.
rIe gentlemen, No. ~ +, Firth st. f26-6t-
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27
CURES ESiIsJaI2H

p Msrsan nfSSStEs'fasl
of last year i suffer-
ed from rheumatism
in my left shoulder
and elbow. 1 tried
Q great many medi-
cines but they all
failed to afford re-
lief. From the time
] began DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Dis
oovery, until 1 felt
that I was cured,
was a period COW
ering four or I'VE
months. while the
attack lasted, l suf-
fered q great deal,
and could not dress
mr. nnAroaa nrnalf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

II ADY AND CIIlLD-want board with
Ia private family. Terms mist he mod
lratp. A, T., this office. f26-3teod'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

ENoR i.ENT---A farm suitable dor dairy
IL OF trucking purpoSeI within one
mile OF city Apply to u. a. Elliott.
liaynrd building. fdtr
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

WANTED - Respectable Protestant
w woman to keep house for widower
with small family with no children. Wild
oN or single fr IN - to 40 years old, Adj
lress h, this Office. f2i-3ts
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

IOAL-Best Lchlgh for Family uss Al
~ coal kept undo cover In self-screeu
ing bins. JOHN NJ. SOLOMON, olhce. No
W. Third ST. Phones i16 and 2OS leo
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

II you want flrst-class dyeing and
scouting done, 70 to 2l0 King.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

TOR RfNT-Room Apply TT Corner
II Walnut and lay lor streets. f,G-!t+
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

NUR RENTING. 800 SIMPLIFY street tthc
II old gas Co.'S oiiifs hu idiuyl; will
alter 10 SUIT tenant Cool location for
plumber painter or timer. otc. Jos l..
CNrpemler Nh MMrkoL aLrn a. ili-tf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

L'oR RENT - HOUSE. No. 1891 Adams
l. street Apply j. A. ltandie. 1870
Trenton Place. rj-tr
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

w ANTED - White girl for general
w bousework. Apply at ais Madison
y, .eeL f26-3tt
WANTED good white half grown
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27
CALIFORNIA F7G syrup co.

SAN FRANCISCO. cal.
LOUISVILLE. ky NEW YORK, M
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1894-02-27

OF unurebB my5elfl
RS old, / now regard
] had spent a great
isly, in various kinds
=" Discovery, !" from
until was well, cost
e, and / beg to sub
Your friend,
LSON WILLIAMS.
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The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1894-11-14
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
n Reference to an Il. c. That IL Accom-
panied by an Apology.


ANOTHER FAILURE. Ever since we es
tablished u private graveyard in conneo-
tlon with The KICKER, and especially
since wo threw 1t open as public park,
where our citizens can go and sit In the
gloam OF an evening and tako the fresh
air and read the epitaphs on the ten tomb.
stones and runinate on the past, our es-
teemed contemporary has thirsted for our
life. He has not only made several at
tempts to assassinate us by day and night,
but has hired Others to do the same thing.
Further than that he has skulkei out to
our p. e. by night and torn down tho fence
and uprooted the vines which we were
training to beautify the tombstones and
add to the natural picturesqueness OF tho
spot. Tho critters jealousy and desire for
revenge ha 70 been SO apparent that 1t has
been towns talk for months and months.
We wish to be at peace with all mankind
and more particularly with our fellow
craftsmen. For this reason we have po-
litely and studiously ignored the freaks OF
our esteemed, and the present article Is In
cited more by sorrow than anger.
Up to q month ago our e. O., seeming to
realize that private grayeyards werc not
for an editor who holds a gun In both
hands and shuts his eyes and opens his
mouth when he pulls trigger, had appar-
emily given up the idea Then he bought
an nero Of sand lot west OF the town and
gave out that he was going into business.
Monday last the boys over at 40 ranch
found a stranger riding off ON cayuse
to which he had no title and hung him In
the bend of Horse Greek. Our Q. Q. some
how learned of the occurrence and went
out after the body and cut 1t down and
brought 1t homo after dark and planted 1t
on his lot. Tuesday forenoon he got a
lheadboard and painted name ON 1t and
q mo. /" and told ybody that he had
killed q robber who attacked him as he
was returning from Lone Pine. Itdid not
tAkc us an hour to unravel the mystery.
While we do not wish our Q. C. any par
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ticular harm, we feel that we also owe
duty to the public. He was not even at
Lone Pine that day. The man had been
dead six or seven hours when brought In,
and o warrant Is now out for the arrest Of
tho person who removed the body before
the coroner was notified The idea that
an Arizona editor would perpetrate such
bold faced baldheaded swindle ON the COM
munity In which he lives Is something be-
yond us, and we are glad to know that the
authorities propose to nip such ambition
In tho bud. While q private graveyard is
not necessarily an adjunct Of an Arizona
weekly, they should be started. II started
at all, on solid foundation. This riding
IA miles after sundown to steal the body
Of horse thief weighing only 10 pounds
to make beginning with clearly shows
TO what straits some editors oAn be driven
In their desire for greatness. Had our 9, G.
been the right sort Of . man and come 70
us In the right spirit wo would Willingly
have given him three or four bodies to
start p g. on and then gone to the trou-
bio of teaching him how to shoot and
gradually acquire q respectable number OF
victims. We beg pardon OF our readers for
referring to him ct this length, or even at
all, and promisenot to do SO again outside
Of tho court records IL IL can possibly be
avoided.
ExPLAHAroRY--The story telographed
east by local srribbler the other day to
the effect that wy had shot and wounded
the manager Of the stage line because he
refused us q free pass was another speci-
men Of the base eanards which have given
Arizona queer standing ip tho estima-
tion Of eastern people. For three years we
have had an annual pass over the stage
line, as also over the railroads crossing
this territory. We understand that New
York, Boston and Chicago editors no Ion
ger accept free passes, on the ground that 1t
warps their opini6ns. We manage to dead
head around to thu extent OF 9, 600 miles .
year, and II our opinion has ever been
warped we havent heard Of It. When we
are deadheaded ino q dog fight. We feel
sorry for tho dog which gets licked, but
we should feel just that way II we paid 70
admission. We gaze with fondness on q
FREQ pnss. We feel better toward all tho
world when we haze one which saves us
from SEQ to $50 in Gsh.
Our annual pass ever the stage line hav
ing expired, wo sent it to the Office OF Mr..
Hooper by our agricultural editor to be
renewed. Our agricultural editor and Mr..
Hooper met after II pleasant fashion, but
soon got into u dispute on the subject OF
crasscs Our assistant is from Ohio. lie
knows grnss. He Knows every brand of
~ b. IL
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His Return Homo.

II know man." says Mr.. James w
Scott. 'who recently went home from q
club function at scandalously late hour
or II you please. an equally scapdalous-
ly carly hour. Ho had a wholesome regard
Tor his better hall, 30 he entered the house
very, digniflodiy, hung up his hAt In its
proper place and mounted the stairway to
his apartment with exemplary precision.
He struck match softly, lighted the gas
and was exceedingly cautious about dis
robing and In placing his garments In
just such order that his wife should have
no possible occasion to reproach him next
day. Indeed he conducted himself with
that nice particularly which Ii not intro
quently born Of consciousness that too
much vino has been imbibed.
well, when he woke up and dressed
and came down stairs his wife received
him smilingly.
"'I watched you carefully, said she,
and / don't know that ever before you
were SO dignified and orderly. was par
ticulsrly charmed by the decency with
which'you put away your clothing
Yes, said the husband proudly, i
natter myself that. did acquit myself
handsomely for man who had been out
to dinncr!s
",Yes, my dear, continued the wife,
but theirs was one thing that could not
understand. Why did you light the gas
In broad daylight Chicago Record.
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tell timothy from clover by the feel Of
things in the darkest might Mr.. Hooper
knows how to run > stage line, but knows
pothing Of grasses. Therefore it was In
evitable that the two men should go from
words to blows and almost as inevitable
that our man should get licked. No agri-
cultural editor knows anything about
lighting. His mission In one of pastoral
pence When our man returned with two
black eyes and a swelled nose, VIC took the
pass and two guns and went up to SEQ Mr..
Hooper and explain things. We might
have appeared pertnrbed, but we were not
We might have seemed to be toying with
our guns as wo drew near, but that Is only
a habit of ours. Mr.. Hooper got behind q
pile of sacked oats and fired three shots ut
us In bis impulsive way, but his fro was
NOT returned. When his gun fouled and
we could get In word Of explanation, no
carnc out niid embraced us and fixed US
up Q pass good for five years An hour
after our departure he fell down tho back
steps OF his Office and injured his spine,
and .he scribbler referred to rushed to the
telegraph office to inform the outside
world TINT We had potted another man.
Even while his news was flashing over
the wires we were bathing Mr.. Hoopers
spinal column with n red wooden rag and
some choice liniment from our own medi-
cine chest. Even should news be sent out
Of here that we had shot the postmaster ID
should be received with many grains Of
allowance.
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As I sat on tho hotel vcranda talking
with three or four villagers and farmers q
boy about 10 years Of age came along and
looked tho group over and asked which
was Mr.. Sam uels A gray headed, weather
beaten farmer answered that his name was
Samuels, and the boy continues: |
HMr Thompson says he's 9 sorry for you
and will make tho bill as cheap as he can -
That's powerfully kind o. him." re-
piled Mr.. Samuels. s'Thompson Ia the uni
dertaker, belieysf" ~
Yes, sir.
Wants to sell me y cofIin, doesn't het"
HE do. He says he'll throw of IS from
the seguiar psics.'
"yili, ,eht That's mighty nice Of Thomp-
SON.. Thinks need coffin, docs her"
mo, sir, but be thinks your son Bill
"Hnt no didn't when I left home at .
o'clock. Bill was then cleanin up the old
gunfto go rabbit huntin."
Yes, sir, no was and he blowed down
the parl to see II she was loaded
And she wasf"
yes, sir, and your son Bill happened
to hit the trigger Mt tho samo tine.'
Ibid, ehs Then reckon sunthin took
places''
4 :. Vas, siF. Your Bill won't blow down
the bari Of no more shotguns ME
Thompson told me to toll you''----
"Yes, that was powerfully kind O. Mr..
Thompson, and I'm much obleeged. Reck-
ON I'll dicker with him. Waal, as the sun
is gittin purity we'll down and thar don't
seem to be nuthin excitin goin on here,
reckon III jog along to'rd home and find
out why Bill blowed in the bari instead of
snappin a fresh cap on tho nipple. Dawg-
gone feller who blows into gun bar'l
when it's so blamed easy not to blow into
nuthini' NJ. QUAD.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1894-11-14
A witty Priest,

Father Healey of Bray Is well known in
Ireland as one of the few members Of tho
priesthood who arc opponents Of the home
rule movement. He has, too, the ready
wit that Is so characteristic Of the Hibcr.
nian race. The other day an ardent Ma
tionnlist asked his reverence:
What do you think Tim Healy will bc
In the first Irish parliament, father-lord
chancellor. attorney general or whatf"
Sure, holl he a very old man," was
the prompt reply. Magazine.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1894-11-14
r:,e DinereDcs In U,,ma,or.

''This rapid transportation Of ours lie
dangerous, said the stranger at the Cld-
cago hotel in July.
How's that" said the clerks
My friend left New York "a hours
ago. reached Chicago few minutes ago
and now he's in bed with chill '--Chf
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1894-11-14
FOR FALL AND WINTER!
Gents and Bows Clothing
Gents Furnishing Goods
WILL BE SOLD AT


Mems Suits made to at prices from $25 to $50
Mems Trousers made to order at prices from 81 to $40
IN READY MADE CLOTHING MY PRICES WILL BE: