Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1894-07-19
Let Us An Laugh.


Let Us An Laugh.
THE more people try to put down
liquor the more it.seems to 60 to the
head. -Yonkers Statesman.
POLICE JUSTICE WHATS your
business?" Culprit - "MachiH1st
Police Justice-"What precinct?"-
Town Topics.
PEOPLE who thrust their private
sosrpw upon the world by using
mourning envelopes should be ar
rested for observation-disclosures.
PEOPLE who 60 to grand hotels
have much 10 put up with; and they
who ride In crowded street cars have
to stan1 a great deal.-Picayu4e.
Ism T it about time to answer that
letter OF Uncle Johns from Squeen-
teecute Corner; that he wrote you |
last December philadelphia Call.
THIs marrying Of rich American
heiresses by foreign Doblemen has a
kind of longing for the dollar OF the
daddies in IL philadelphia Times.
BUZZ hear they are going to
call his royal niblets Gotham, Jr."
Cub-"How's that" Bub-sBecause
he's another new York. Boston
Herald.
HUSBAND livery late from the club)
Hum! told you not to sit up for
me. Wife (sweetly)--I didn't got
up to see the sun rise New YORK
Weekly.
"WE have caught our defaulting
n book keeper" said one merchant to
another. "Then he IL now a spotted
, adder" replied the latter. -Pittsburg
Chronicle.
GUIpE--Now, you will have to be
. careful: many tourist has broken
his neck at this spot. Gent ito his
wife)-Augusta, you go frst.-Spare
: Moments
Mrs. POWELL have such an in
dulpent husband! Mrs. Cameron
(spitefully)-Ycs, so Justin tells me;
but he sometimes INDUCES too much,
doesn't he?-Fun.
TEACHER - Define 'unsophisti-
cated.'" Bright Boy" 'Unsophlsti-
Gated means boy wot thinks circus
season raises the price OF lemons.
: Street and Smiths.
Q JILsoN says he thinks good many
e women are demanding the ballot with
n the idea that they are going to gel
r curl-papers at the expense of the
IL State. Buffalo Courier.
THE first thing man does when
. he finds that counterfeit dollar na'
d been passed on him is to study Out
y something to spend it for immediate
% ly.-Arkansaw Traveller.
II EFFIE Ito auntie, who has beer
% reading aloud stories from the OLE
~ Testament)-"Yes, auntie, its yer,
:, - nice book. but l think it's more ii
. for boys. Pail Mall Gazette.
W "How," writes distracted paren
ne to this office. shall 1 convince m
m daughter that the young man sh
or goes with is a worthless rake?" Hay
in her marry him.-Atchison Globe.
ne This seems to be genuine case
Is buoyant spirits, remarked the wreck
lie or, as he hauled in the basket Q
n. champaign which had foated to shor
- from the sinking ship.-Buffalo Cou
rier.
WHAT does Welsh rarehit loo
Jike?" "On a plate it Is symptom
in A gold, but when you are aslee
it is flve-eyed elephant with eigf
feet, all planted on your chest. y
It'd Bits.
TRAMP (entering taxidermist's)-
ado you stuff all kinds OF ANNA
here?" Taxidermist-"Why, yes
Tramp-"Well, ! wish you wou
stuff me with good dinner. "-Ha
pei's Bazaar.
. LITTLE ETHEL-"I wish / had
nd new DOLL" Mamma-"Your old dc
is as good as ever" Little Ethel
"Well, I'm just as good as ever, To
ors but the angels gave you new baby
en- Good News.
; ;no ave got cold or something
|, ~, my ead," was what the simple llt'
a 'so chappie said. The summer 81
! with ROBUSTNESS demure. reptile
"Oh, it must be cold, I'm sure. "
,rrv Boston Journal.
,ro- Mrs. CAUDLE Tin the dead OF nigl
the John, I'm sure there's burglar
INT. the front door," Mr.. Caudle (slet
one ily)-"That's all right; he can't
ker in. You know the latch-key's In
the own pocket."-Truth.
was WHAT is the cause OF the CO
and motion in the house across the wa
use. "The son of the old gold-bug II
lives there has swallowed lO-c'
silver piece and the old man is nea
re- wild about it."-Judge.
lee TUE free and unlimited coinage
In silver into ice cream and soda wa
The at the ratio Of sixteen girls to
The man seems to be the popular pol
d Of in this town about two hours al
ALA dinner. Washington News.
iO,f EvELYN-"Do you think Mr.. Bl
DC could be so base as to propose to
'Ii,s for the sake OF my money!" Ply
erNe Heaven only knows. 1t Is Incl
iblc what necessity will sOmcti
hiee drive men to do. "-BrooklyD Life.
,vas WE have noticed that though
ton husbands insist IT will be all RICH
1T, take a friend up to dinner with
AZ letting their wives know in adval
hits they grow mighty abscnt-min