The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1894-11-02
POLITICS AND PHILOSOPHY.
= re" fungent Remarks on Mckinley nv
Kcasoner la tho Rough.

4 Cleveland de fustest time ur de,
I wouldn't er lectcd him lie seclsind.
feriitercal politics amt rot no,h;n
yer do WV de Size oh de craps or a.
. price oh wheat
, De grass grows in de field. de sbeen.
eats It an dey wool grows An 4.
farmer has ter do is ter cut /, ofr =,
ne sam 10 that As cheap as dcy kin
IA dc ole kentry he oughtsr qui, de
sheep bizness
D1s yer ting oh shettin' down fac
tries fer perlitcrcal purposes is lail,e
er man er chopin his foot off Ter
spite or pinchin' shoe
Lph Houston. the Chief Ea gle. ns
stated heretofore i'll the Republic. was
one OF the distinguished politicians
VINO occupied seats on the platform a,
the recent Mckinley lecture along
with 'hauncey l. Filley, Charles
sehweickardt. Hon. Nathan Frank
MessrS Niedringhaus and other shin
ing lights Of the republican party
he chief eagle arrived in TINA ~
hear the beginning OF the speech ana
remained to the end. paying close at
tcntlon 10 everything that fell from
the lips Of the great apostle Of protec-
tion.
An KANT say as All hecred any
thihg new said the Chief Earle 10 a
i'epuollc reporter, ease Ah'd dun read
dc same speech erfore. Mckinley WINS
er variatin hisself froo dc kentrv Al.
den II WINS de same arguments AZ
YVES variated in durin' de Ia
campaign Maybe Mr. Mckinley has
studied de tariff mo- dan me but Al
mas studied It er heap. an All don't
snow as Al kin co'cide yviv him err
FAC ~ on all his reducenents. 'r.s
Wool FUR er instance. Whuifer does dn
farmer want pur.ection on xvoolo
h-f dc labor come in? De grass
: TVS NV Itself here same as il doin
Europe DE sheep eats de grass. in
~ de farmer has ter do il ter rrab
Dr er sheep. tex de shears. an snip dc I,
WOO II he KANT do that ter CONNIE !.
i'lon WV any kcntry anywhar. he! :
better quit de sheep raisin' bizness
n 80 ter raisin' hogs. Abs fur fro.
'ooi' an cheap clo'es; de cheaper d,
etter An understan MIR. Fillev :
grccs wiz me on dat. u
Mt Mckinley variated er hean
'out de wheat bein' so an SO much er
ushei, instead ov bein' so an so much .
10. an er blamin' de dimracrcra, p
lrty fur it. Abs studied on dis ver a.
ut. an All members when do whoa, p'
ue con wus SO plenty. under er
uoHcan Cover mcnt dat de farmers n
? IN de northwest kentry coulden ri, to
nun fur 1t ter pay fur haulin' IN ter bt
market. an dey burnt de corn for in
ei- Al knows ter as de price Oh cot
n goes by de size OBJ de crap an de- th
man an polertecs hasn't cot or til
ing ter do wiz IT, til
An reads in de papers how desc yer on
&c iaters boostes de price ob hoo 30
AT an lard no matter which pahtv
or holm Washington down. an AM tn;
sense eTruf ter know dat IL ID wa
Up Is bigger dan de call fur II 10 ito
zee goes down. an ef dcy amt n sor
luH con and wheat an hor ma,. as
go round de price goes un Al
mo whether dey wus 'publica,s 4.
nmercrats in Bibla times Al 80
eeve dc book do tell erbout lev helm, Ill
'ohcans- but All has heered when rea
wus or famine il Egypt dat joseph liz,
2 hen de con, wuklsei his brethe-, rer
aii uey wus wuf erfo' he'd turn Il
Sc. -
ar- Mckinley talked or mirh,v
'p erDout lie people bcin' onsatisfied
Q Cleveland was 'lected de laS.es, -.
e an nara tin dat dat was de rea- -
% uey er switchin' ter de DINNER 49,,
s. we'll dey was onsatisGed. In. ,h-s
mus Aa ON or reason fur dey on o.
siactloa- DE people gifts tired on, ~
thing all dc time. dess same as er ~.
: SAINT eat feesh or quail. err even ~,
Hcn er watterinillyun all de yer -.
un III de kentry was all 'publican r.
rim ter scrim, il nd DC er tieup
ne PATTY stays in de power All ~, sort
:. dey thinks dcy owns de hull ken- IN
De lanrar 4, 'iuii Ken brle
,usser il g,tx IL, ,,n Poser' larg,
dc publican party. dcy had hill, on = =
puriongin! De people wanted or .epu
'ge' an when yer comes down ter noai
cd scratch. de people is boun' ter na'''
wat dey wants-if ernuff wants 80
Dey wanted or change. Dey had ~ -
Cleveland and It, restl,
he'd wiz him de fustest time. mr. Soon
wouldn't er 'lected him de sickind prom
IS bound ter remit r,h.S ~. the a
land WIS er favorable man dc OF pa
st time. He was so favorable : as
'omc Of ne dimmercrats kicked Free
he wouldn't glib EN- all what dev
ed
40. neu erroun' de kentry ring
good while. an All knows a., da,na,
times comes who's never Is IN 40 thai !
r. Ah'sc never furgit dc panic ~ ernml
II gibs me de heart disease ~ swsr /;
Oh it yit. ALI was nussin, a. fac,or
fever In Memphis. an arter dat ac.u,,
Us cr runnin' dc ribber. De valler denc'.
wages WINS good an An done Win !,
one hundred aud seventy dol. thc -,
An Put 10 in de Fust national AMI II
az Cairo. One day All sees in ID sue -
DAT all dc banxs wus er Dustin. MAJ -
ar'er what ucy called BLACK no,s =,
!. Az couldn't wait twill dc yvi.h !,
Us Ter Cairo We gifts thar AZ dus,rr
lock IN do mawrin'. an All H., unl.r.
~ up de hill to de bank DE fu,t adr;,s
an see wus . notice, Bank por..r
! All sot down on dc bank s,en. .na