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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
COMING PIGEON SHOOT.
II Creating Considerable Interest IN
lnnn{n0 Cirolaa

Il Creating Considerable Interest in
Cunning Circles.
Scranton marksmen particularly and
sportsmsn generally are discussing the
coming championship shoot OF the
Green Ridge Gun club at the base ball
park next week, Friday, Sept 2S
Eight handsome and valuable prizes
are offered and the match is open TO
mayksmen of Northeastern Pennsyl.
vania. Thirty entries, including many
of the crack shots of this section Of the
state, have been received and many
more will enter before the entries close
this week. Saturday, Sept. 90
The quality Of prizes offered will
give an idea Of the Importance Of the
match.
First prize-s75 gold medal, presented
by Gree Ridge Gun club.
Second prize-$60 hammerless gun, pre-
sented by Green Ridge Gun club
Third priests gold stop watch, pre-
sented by lumber dealers of Scranton.
Fourth prize-Gun case, presented by
G. w. Schlager.
Fifth prize-Bamboo fishing rod, pre-
sented by L. W. Parker.
Sixth prize-Remington rifle. presented
by A. W. Jurish.
Seventh prize-Hunting coat presented
by G. w. FELTON,.
Eighth prize - Sportsman's umbrella,
presented by Alex Dunn. jr.
The rules are for twenty .ons yards
and the use Of one barrel only. One.
and.a-quarter ounce shot will be used.
Each contestant will shoot at twenty.
five live pigeons. All ties to be shot
off at five birds.
A thousand blue pigeons, like those
used by Hoey, Welsh and Bogsrdus In
the national championship, have been
ordered from Worden, at Harrisburg.
An admission Of 25 cents will be
charged. The shooting will begin at
Va m,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
The Mississippi River 4oo, 900 Years Ago.


Did you ever figure ON what was the
probable condition Of the great Mississippi
river 10000, 100000 or even 100000 years
agoi Scientists suggest that the erosion
of its bed was accomplished by mighty
cataract, which began far down the river,
probably at the place where it then emptied
into the gulf, and by gradual retrogression
dug out the valleyhke gorge through
which 1t now flows. That this theory is
tenable may be inferred from the high,
wall-like bluffs, features so characteristic
Of the upper part of its course.
A wearing away Of q monster cataract
would Of course necessarily leave high
walls or bluffs" on either side. These are
the well known features of the father of
meandering streams. 1t would seem, ac-
cording to this theory, that st. Anthony's
falls constitute the remnant of what was
once the most stupendous cataract in the
world. Biologists estimate that it has
taken the river 100000 years to carve out
the mighty ditch through which it now
flows.-Philadelphia Press.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
Incorporation.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT AN
of the State of Pennsylvania, on Friday, the
twelfth day Of October, 1894, by Louise P.
Burt, Grinnell Burt, John Sayer, Charles
Caldwell, Edgar NJ, Reynolds Charles L. Haw-
ley, Geo. l.. Weaver Jas. D. Evans under the
Act of Assembly of the Commonwealth of
Pennsylvania, entitled IAN act TO provide
for the incorporation and regulation of GER
tain corporate MS" approved April 10Th,
1874, and the suppl ements thereto, for the
charter of an intended corporation to be
called The Scranton Land and Improvement
company" the character and object of which
Is the purchasing Of real estate and the i'm
provement thereof and the selling and leas.
ing of the same. with or without improve
ment, and for these purposes to have
and possess and enjoy all the rights,
benefits and privileges OF said act of assem-.
bly, and its supplements.
CHARLES l.. HAWLEY. Solicitor.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
BASE BALL NOTES.

The following players of the Young
Mems Christian Association team will re-
port for practice at the base ball park TO-
morrow afternoon at p m: Hoffner,
Brooks, Williams, Surdam, Reese, Allen,
Davis and Malott.
The Young Mems Christian Association
Base ball team and the Eureka team OF
Providence-will play a game Of base ball
at the ball park on Wednesday afternoon
at $50. 1t will be remembered that these
two teams played an eleven inning tie
game not long ago, score 8 and 5, and
great rivalry exists between them as to
who are champions. Both teams are com.
posed Of strong players aud good game
is expected, Admission 10 cents.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18

There was never a shoot of this kind in
Lackawanna county, why not turn out bring
your friends even IL you do not shoot. Tell
your friends about it. The winner Of q medal
becomes thefabsolute owner. The following
are the prizes. 3A
First prize. presented by Green Ridge Gun
club $T5 gold medal
Second Prize presented by Green Ridge
Gun club $50 hanmerless gun.
Third prize, presented by Lumber dealers
OF Scranton, S45 gold stop watch.
Fourth prize, presented by GeorgeW. Schla-
ger, handsome gun case.
bamboo fishing rod.
sixth prize presented by A. W. Jurish,
Seventh prize, presented by George W. Eel.
ton, hunting coat,
Eighth prize, presented by Alex Dunn, jr,
sportman's umbrella
The. rules. are 2l yards rise, use Of one bar
boundary will be the fence which encloses the
grounds. Each shooter will shoot ut 25 live
pigeons. All ties to be shot off at five birds
each. An admission OF 20 cents will be charg-
ed, grand stand free The public is cordially
invited.
There Is at the present time 20 entries and
they are the crack wing shots Of north east
ern Pennsylvania. We expect to have at
least 40 entries, which will take. oyer l00
pigeons to decide. the contest. We have re.
ceiyed a number Of entries from Wilkes. Barre
and Luzerne county. There will be no selling
out In this match, every shooter will shoot the
shoot OF his life.
There has been nothing in years that has at.
tracted such attention as our coming shoot
Take Providence or Peckville car from
Scranton to ball park.
All entries will close Sept ~.
Address all letters to
GREEN RIDGE GUN CLUB,
BOX 500, SCRANTON, PA.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
DISEA SES OF The NERVOUS SYSTEM
LOST MANHOOD RESTORED.
Weakness of Young Men Cured.

If you have been given up by your physician
call upon the doctor aud be examined. He
cures the worst cases Of Nervous Debility,
Scrofula, Old Sores, Catarrh, Piles, Fem ale
Weakness, Affections of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat, Asthma, Deafness, Tumors, Can
GERS and Cripples Of every description,
Consultations free and strictly sacred and
confidential Office hours daily from IA. IN.
to Up. IN. Sundayeto2.
Enclose FIVE 2-ceut stamps for symptom
blanks and my book called New Life"
will pay one thousand dollars in gold 10
anyone whom ! cannot cure OF EPILEPTIC
CONVU LSIONS or FITS.
DR.. E. GREWER,
Old Post Office Building, corner Penn ave
nue and spruce street
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
SheriHs Sale.

yS~sNCSeNc-CS~CecON~~~N~0~
I WILL EXPOSE TO PUBLIC SALE, AT
Il the premises of Philip Bartron. ia West
day, September H. at 10 o'clock a. M, the
personal property. consisting of two lumber
wagons, buggy, blacksmith TOOLS har ness, % ne
mare, cab and clarence, and other property
on the promises ]. j. FAHEY, Sheriff.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
Legal.

ESTATE OF HARRIET LYMAN, LATE
~ OF the township of Madison, Lac kawanna
county, Pa, deceased.
Letters testamentary upon the above.named
estate having been granted to the under
signed, all persons having claims or demands
against the said estate viii present them for
payment, and those indebted thereto will
please make immediate payment to
G p. VAN BRUNT,
MILES A. LYMAN,
- Execu ors.
WATSON 6 DIEHI, Attorneys for Estate.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18

When So Many people are taking and
deriving benefit from Hoods Sarsaparilla.
why don't you try 1t yourselff It will
build you up. Hoods Sarsaparilla will
make you strong. "-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
Real Estate.

NNn~Noc~~oN|~rN oc~>~I~~c~~Nr~c~~N>~~S>c~
SMALL FARM-WE HAVE NAMES OF
~ twenty persons who want to buy small
farms. Send full particulars. Make price
low. r. ERNEST OOMEGYS. Price building.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
soran.on's Business Interest,",

Hoods Pills cure nausea, sick headache
indigestion, billousnesS. Try box. ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
ONE CEN 7
a Word.

Wants Of all kinds cost that much, sOhen
paid for, in Advance. When book dc-
count is made, no charge ioiH be less than
% cents. This rule applies to all small
rant eds ercept Situations Wanted, tohich
are inserted FREE
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
HASSoN STARK,
IL AT THE ps2LdeDEFy oLD DEPOT HOTEL.

Is sprepared to receive summer boarders and
furnish rigs for tourists to surrounding towns
and summer resorts.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
Situations Wanted.

oituationS wanted.
DRFSSMhKING OR PLAIN SEWING BY
~ the day wanted by a competent seam.
stress. Address II. L. s., rs Adams avenue.
MANTED-BY AYOUNG MAN. OFGOOD
w references, position of any kind,
driver or hotel work preferred. e. M, 3O2
Lackawanna avenue.
CITUATION WANTED BY A BOY IL
- years old Address 429 Oswell court.
CITUATION WANTED FOR WASHING.
- ironing or scrubbing or any kind of work
by the day. Call or address L. B. 3S4 North
sumner avenue city.
DoY wANTED-APPLY TO THE TRIB-
ID UNE'S Honesdale Office. PAUL, GARD
NER.
CITUATION WANTED BY GIRL TO DO
- light house work and take care Of child,
MRS. THIEL. 223 Penn avenue.
DARKEEPER--A STEADY, SOBER AND
ID industrious young man would like to Sc.
cure a position; understands his business and
Is good, quick mixer; would like a position
In city or country and can furnish good refer
ences from last employer. Address, Bar.
keeper, 800 Lackawanna ave Scranton.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
Spe claI Notices.

Special Notices.
"~o~-0-7-~N0DNOS~|o->~-oo-o~~~
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: THIS is
to notify all persons interested that Mr..
Edward Freeman is not authorized to collect
any money for us on any account whatever.
We Will not recognize any receipts given by
by him in his or our name. All payments
must be made to us or our attorneys. Watson
Diehl, Com monwealth Building, Scranton,
Pa. II. KOEHLER & co,
New York City.
You WANT THIS RELtC-REPRINT
Frank Leslie's Illustrated Weekly War
Illustrations lS6l.lS65. Two Volumes Folio,
$3.50; payable monthly, $780, Delivered by
express complete. prepaid. Address P. o.
MOODY, 6lS Gibson street, Scranton. Pa.
pLANK BOOKS, PAMPHLETS, MAGA
~ zines, etc, bound or rebound at The
TRIBUNE office. Quick work. Reasonable
prices.
MEAL TICKETS CAN BE HAD AT l4l
Nj corner Spruce street and Franklin ave-
nue.. Twenty meal tickets for $3.50 Good
table board.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1894-09-18
Age nts Wanted.

Agents Wanted.
GALESMEN-EVERY COUNTY. SALARY
- or commission. No experience New
tariff bill gives unlimited profits. Active men
Fpply quickly, stating salary and territory
wanted. MANUFACTURERS Box 53OS, Bos-
ton.
A GENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE TO
"A sell the latest aluminium novelties, enor-
nous profits, so lis at sight, delivered free, Sc
cure territory Sample in velvet lined case
with full information, l0c. Catalogue free.
Aluminium Novelty Co. 33j Broadway New
York
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Help Wsnted-Fem males.

w WANTED-SEVERAL LADIES' TO AS
w sist in publishing work, also learners;
will pay from S. to Sl2 q week. For particu-
lars address, with stamp J. H. G.. TRIBUN
Office.
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For Sale.

FURNISHED HOUSE FOR RENT UNTIL
Il April l, 1895. Apply at 339 Clay avenue.
LOR RENT-TWO OFFICE ROOMS IN
Temple Court Building, Spruce street,
Kent very low. Apply to Dr. E. Grewer, Old
Postoffice Building,
DOR RENT-ONE-HALF STORE. 40
II Penn avenue. $50 per month.
EOR RENT-NICELY-F FUR y ISHED HALL
l. suitable for lodge rooms. JOHN JER-
MYN, ll9 Wyoming avenue.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

in Lent-late in the winter, when
long months of rich game and meat
dishes have played havoc with the di-
gestive apparatus.
The value Of six weeks of absti-
nence from meat and pastry would be
great, and even comparative absti-
nenCe would be valuable. Fruit and
fish for breakfast, oysters for lunch
and fish again for dinner, might grow
monotonous after while, but surely
there are enough kinds of fish to al
low of as much variety as the average
man or woman has of meat. It is
somewhat less nutritious than meat,
but is much easier to digest, which is
something to be desired in the food
that follows the season of heavy din
ners. The white kinds are less nutri-
tious than the others. And all kinds
should be used in as fresh condition
as possible. They should be thor
oughly cooked, as nothing is more
unpalatable and unwholesome than
nnderdone fish. If they have been
prepared at the fish dealers, thor
oughly cleaned inside and outside, all
that it is necessary for the buyer to do
is to rinse in cold water, drain. wipe
dry and place on the ice until they are
ready to cook. The frozen fresh-water
fish should be thawed in ice water
and cooked Immediately. Saltwater
fish should be soaked for twelve
hours, the water being changed twice.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
THE EMPIRE GOWN.
I hear a step on the staircase,

hear step on the staircase,
And rustic of silk in the hall,
And Josephine stands before me,
Arrayed iu her best tor the ball.
Looking up from the budget of Fashion,"
As lay it hurriedly down,
She seems to have stepped from its pages
A plate OF 'srhe Empire Gown"
snow, what do you think of ii, tell mef"
With look half-assured and half meek
l thought of mob that was cruel;
thought of king who was weak.
II hardly believe you would like it."
She buttoned her glove and looked down.
thought of man OF the people
Who dared to reach up for the crown.
II know you think it is horrid."
She turned on her heel with pout.
saw him fire into the rapple
And turn revolution about.
1 Saw him at the head OF the army,
/ saw him take seat on the THRONE
A sob called me back to the present.
81 think it most lovely, my own
j Josephine. was dreaming,
And called from my day-dreams by you;
You were always my Wellington, darling,
And am your dear Waterloo"
William Chadwick Oln,sted, in Buffalo Express.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
A LENTEN SOUP.

Cook two small heads of blanched-
celery from which the green leaves
have been removed for As minutes in
a quart of water in which chicken
or leg of veal has been boiled. Add
half an onion and sprig of parsley,
salt and white pepper. At the end of
this time strain the soup through a
puree sieve. Mash the celery through
the sieve, then add to the strained
mixture pint Of boiling milk. Mix
two even tablespoonfuls of flour with
the same amount Of butter and stir
into the soup. Let the soup boil for
10 minutes after the thickening is
added, stirring it constantly. Then
pour it at once into the hot soup
tureen. If you wish the soup very
delicate add cup Of cream after 1t is
put into the tureen.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
B. & O. Railroad.
Schedule in effect Nov. 10, 1898.

Schedule in effect Nov. 10, 1898.
TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AVENUE
DEPOT EAST BOUND.
Express trains.
New York, week days, OK, 1921, 1880
ti0.Ss, IN tls.24, t2,4s, t53 t78s, iii 90, m
Sundays; 1903, t6oi, ti6.o3. m; t2.ls, t5.s5
PH1LADELPHIA. TWENTY FOURTH
AND CHESTNUT SITS. Week days 1905, 5.45.
f62l e:a5 t73O. $50. ts.4O, 9l5 1896, ito 36, m,
isA !: l0o t2aS, sO5, 4O5, 5.Oa, 1885, 6.s1, tzas
Sundays, taos, t62i 49, z5o, 900, ITO SO, IL 40,
m; i,0O t24s 4O5, ,5oa. t5.s5, 81, t7.e9, s.25,
PHfL JELpH1A. TWELFTH ANDMAR.
KET STREETS. Week days, 1903, t6.2 t73O,
PaiiAbEtfHiA Al Ell 11s Sum sandppys, @, 1908, ts2l
fioc;SSs oSssaer m; ts4s tass IL
30, 75o, ts;4o, 915, l36, tic. 36 M; Loo, t249
300, 4O5, 6oS, 1876, OBI, t73s s25, 1000, lido D.
Chester, Sundays, 1908. 1921. 6y5. $50 90
tlOes, LAO MI 100, Is 10, 4O5, sos, 1856 S.sI.
t739, 25. 1000, tlI.0O D. IN.
Atlantic City, week days, 1880. a m; t2.49, p
mi Sundays s;as %Egf ii 81 BdgSp: + p:
Baltimore and Washington, week days.
t..47, 7oe. ts.47 M 1915, taos, BIZ t447. 1851
ts.l2 tl0:49. p m. Sundays, t4.47, 7O2, ts.47.
Baltimore and Way Stations. 762 M. Sit p
Newark, DEL, week days, TAT, 7.20, t1049
a m, fl2'l6, 3.H. t4,47, t5.5l, 1885, 1919, m
l, 10, IN, SUNDAYS, t447, 702, ts,47,
tl2l6. 3.17, t4.47, 1856, ts12, tlO.49, lilo D m
rPtit;tsburg, ts47, m; t4 AZ m daily.
chicago, ts.47 m; 4.47, p m daily.
CINCINNATI and st. Louis, tl2. l6 and 1919
m daily.
New Orleans via Bristol and Chattanooga.
EsIp fEslIap m daily. Through sleeper to New
singerly accommodation, 7O2 m 3l7, 73E,
and 10: 10 p m, daily.
Landenburg accommodation, week days,
1.02, 11.00 m; BIT and 4.47 IN; Sundays,
$50 m; AT pm.
Trains leave Market street station:
For New York. week days, t7.l5 m.
For philadelphia, week days, $40, ills m
~ ~, 800, 9.45 p M. Sundays, GU u IN; l2.42,
$50, g. 45 p m.
For Baltimore week days, 5.35, $50 a m;
3.l5, t3.5O p IN. Sunday, $40, III; t3.5O p IN.
For Landenberg and way stations, week
days, $50, 1850 a IN; 3.O5, 500 IN; Sundays
Leave PHILADELPHIA. TWENTY.
FOURTH AND CHESTNUT STREETS FOR
week days, t4.05, 800, 7.25
tsl5, 1000 I'll. AZ IN; 12.00 noon: tl35, IL As
10, 3.I5, t4.10, 43O, is co. t5l7, 5.3O 1900 $50
f7.3S, $50, fl015, and ii. .35 IN.
sundays. f4.05, 800. 1915, $50. 1000, tll.42
m; II 90 mood; tl.35, 2l5, 8 l5 t4iO. 43O, 500
LEAVE TIVE LFTH AND MARKET SITS.
1aily,
Rates to Western points lower than via
my other line.
4. B. CAMPBELL. General Passenger Ag't |
J. 7. ODELL General Manager.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
THE THEFT OF TIME.
By ALFRED ELLISON.


Wewere old cronies, Time andI;
lcountcd him as a deathless friend.
For he gave me love as the days went by,
so rare ana fail, it seems to send
The soul away on an errand of bliss
To where the regions Of rapture be.
But grow older. and. seeing this.
Time took my love away from me.
She loved me well in the days gone by;
Love so well that our earthly path
Passed 80 near to the gates OF the sky
That we felt the joy each angel hath.
She was sorry and so was l.
Sad as the hearts of the young can be-
When we found that Time was stealing by
AND taking my love away from me.
And Time has tried, with lavish hand,
10 win me back with gifts OF gold
Ana smiling acres of meadow-land
J. And the witching ways OF the days OF old
the bloom OF health and mems applause
All this he has given me bountitully,
ButTime is never my friend, because
He has taken my love away from me.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
Her Objections.


o maiden, thou are passing fair:
No charms with thine are worth comparing
1 love thee, yes. 1 vow, swear
Said she" II much, much object to swear
ing"
o, from my suit, love, do not shrink,
feel tiny bright eyes fascination;
intoxicating love-draughts drink
Said she, 81 hate intoxication."
II thou reject, nv race shall end
Beneath the turf the earth embracing,
The last remains OF thy fond friend
Said she, Il hate the turf and racing,''
But if he had taken with him a pres
ent, bottle of Or. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription, he would have been more
successful in his suit. She doubtless
owned many of the charms which cap
tivated him to his virtues. For bright
ening woman's eyes, and giving that
healthy look so much admired by the
opposite sex, it has no equal. Guaran-
teed to cure or benefit in all ,ses of
"Female Weakness" irregularity,
painful periods and kindred ailments,
or money paid for it returned.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS.

AN OLD AND WRLL-TRIED REMEDY-Mrs,
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used tor
over fifty years by millions OF mothers for
their child en- while teething, with perfect
gums alIays all pain, cures wind collie, and
Is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. Is plea
SAINT to the taste. Sold by Druggists in every
part OF the World Twenty-Five cents u
bottle. Its value is incalculabIe. Be sure
and ask tor Mrs. Winslow IS Soothing Syrup
and take mother kind.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

Mamma Ito little daughter)-"Never
forget to thank God for everything, my
child. Child-If didn't like it too?
Mamma-Yes, always; everything is
for the best, Child (running in an
hour latter Mamma, thank God, I've
broke the new pitcher.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
A Battle for Blood

Is what Hoods Sarsaparilla vigorously
fights, and it is always victorious in ex
pelling all tine foul taints and giving
the vital fluid the quality and quantity
of perfect health. 1t cures scrofula
salt rheum, boils and all other troubles
caused by impure bood.
Hoods Pills cure all liver ills. 25c.
Sent by mail on receipt of price by c. l.
Hood Dc Co., Apothecaries, Lowell,
Mas,
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

Mr.. Chas. Carman, from Peters
burg, ILL.,, writes: 81 know Salvation
Oilto be a very good remedy for neu-
ralgia, rheumatism, burns, toothache
and cuts. We are never without it.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

The many truthful testimonials in
behalf of Hoods Sarsaparilla prove
that Hoods Cures, even when all
others fail. Try it now.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
CORNER OF SMILES.

Under the mistletoe she stood,
And yet he never kissed her;
She was awfully sweet and pretty, but q
She happened to be his sister.
Kate Fields Washington
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
AMELIC RIVES' METHODS.

Mrs. Amelia Rives Chanler, who be-
gan to write in her early "teens." had
a habit of reading a great deal before
writing word. Her father used to
reproach her for this, saying that she
worked too hard on composition OF
story.
But little Miss Amelia would reply:
"Papa, I am not very clever writer
and | must know all about my sub
ject, so people will not notice that=I
am beginner. And her words were
the truest that young writer ever
spoke, for it is fact that few notice
lack of what is called Literary style''
if the writer writes uuderstandingly
and with plenty of bright factr.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

know that DR.. Deane's dyspepsia
Pills are an excellent remedy for indi-
gestion as was cured by them and
also know others who say the same for
them. Respectfully,
G. P. COCHRAN.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

Foreman-They say old Jones left
all his money to the church," Editor
eyes; but joined last week, and I'm
treasurer.
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

"How do you manage to live In this
dead town." "Fine; I'm the under
taker."
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17

He-'l don't believe in long engage
ments, do your" She-''No; L prefer
short ones, and more of them."
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
Our WOnan'S
....COIumn
Feminine Topics The Secret of
Dressing Well

, is a fortunate
dispensation Of
Providence that
Lent and the
season when fish
is plentiful arrive
together. 1t is
a also fortunate
that there is no
time of the year
when fish is bet
Middletown transcript., 1894-02-17
How She@\
.....WOn Him
Or How She Helped him to Win his
Bride.

'RT Cline Hal
s t e ad, broker,
turned over a
new leaf on a
New Year. 81
am going to set
tie down" :" he
said in a calm,
b u S in g s silk e
manner.
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