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NO DIFFERENCE.
Showing That the Umpire Would Have M.

Showing That the Umpire Would Have Met
His Fate Anyway.
Last year there was an item in New
York paper to the effect that the manager
of a club took the pitcher into room after
the game was over and severely punished
him for his mistakes. The pitcher is not
the only sufferer The umpire suffers at
the hands of both sides.
The poor umpire is out on the ball ground.
There is limp in his gait, and he carries a
cane. He is an old vet, and he played right
lively game before he was wounded. The
ball struck him on the kneecap, and when
he was discharged from the hospital he was
placed on the retired list.
what are you doing now?"
The man at the bat made three strikes,
and the catcher has thrown the ball to first
base.
us the man OutW
Some say he is, and some say he isn't"
"What dues tho umpire say?"
HE has not had chance to say anything
yet on account of the uproar."
"Why do the two mines gather SO closely
around the umpire? He ought to have q
little fresh air."
"They are going to bulMoze him."
HAS he rendered decision YETI"
eyes, he has pronounced the man out"
who struck the umpire?"
'"The shortstop."
"Who is that man kicking the umpire on
his game Lego"
"That is the man whom he declared out. I"
1T is shame to kick, strike and abuse O
lame man."
''True, but look at the third baseman,
who is creeping up behind aim with a club
in his hand"
"What is he going to do?"
HE finds that it Is necessary to kill the
umpire to stife further discussion"
HAS he struck him YETI"
mo, he has not hit him on the back OF
the head, because the umpire has just re-
versed his decision"
"Gone back on what he said in the first
place."
YES; he now says the man is not out"
"Who fired that shot?"
1.-THE left fielder of the other club"
who is he shooting att"
1.-THE umpire"
"Why9"
because the umpire reversed his deci-
sion"
why, they have killed the umpire for
going back on his first judgment"
Eyes, but what is the difference? He
would have been killed anyway by the club
on the other side. It is six to one and half
a dozen to the other and an umpire might
as we'll die for an old sheep as lamb
Texas Siftings.
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Our Books.

The silent voices Of succeeding ages,
Immortal tones of Justice, mercy. truth,
Recorded here within their speaking pages
The garnered wisdom both Of age and youth.
To childhood's dreams they give matchless
glory,
Unknown to later, more prosaic times;
The fascinating page of fairy story.
The precious gift Of wondrous nursery
rhymes.
Books are life's early friends, bright, earnest,
winning;
With added years the interest deeper grows,
And faithful hopeful, as at life's beginning,
They gently cheer its feeble earthly close.
Multifold the lessons that they teach us
In business haunts, in earth's remotest nooks
Where kindred sympathy has failed to reach
us,
Stanch at our beck are our beloved books.
They laugh to cheer hearts growing over
weary,
They smooth the burrows from the brow Of
care,
Disperso the gloom from heavens chill and
dreary,
Inspire the dropping soul to praise and prayer.
Books hold the past, far as old Time can take u.s.
And toward the future cast prophetic eyes;
Our sages are they, and they fain would make
us
Heroically good, divinely wise.
Along life's vale they scattered hope and glad
ness,
Nor es asked return for all the wealth they
And from their treasures they will Gull with
sadness
A melancholy tribute for our grave.
-Derlyle Browne
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

Santa Fc, the city of the Holy Faith of
st. Francis, is situated on the site of an
ancient Indian Pueblo called Olga p-ho-ge.
1t is probably the Oldest civilized com
lnunity in the United States and the most
ancient of American capitals. The Spanish
town was founded in 1905. Authorities
disagree as to whether this city Or San Au-
gustin, Fla, were first founded. Santa
Fe was first visited by American traders
in 1904, and from that time dated a
wonderful era of prosperity. The thrill
ing incidents of the old Santa Fe trail,
starting from Westport Mo-, gave it a
world wide fame.
THE WORLDS ONLY sANlTAR1UM.
Prof. Mark Harrington, chief of the U.
s. weather bureau, says: "Santa Fe is in
the driest habitable part of the United
States. This region is extensive, and
changes in form from season to season,
but Santa Fe is always in it,"
1t is situated in charming nook of the
Santa Fe range, and its climate ia domi-
mated by the influence of mountain peaks
that tower nearly $4,000 feet high. To-
gether with this it lies at an altitude Of
7,015 feet, and latitude, about the seth
degree north, that gives it peculiar adj
vantage as sanitarium. The elevation
tempers the summer heats, which natural
ly should be about that of Mem phis,
Tenn or Rakersfia1d Cal md ita aouth-
srn situation reduces the rigors of winter,
As an illustration, during the winter of
1892, the daily public concerts in the
plaza were only stopped three times by
weather, and last winter the omissions did
not exceed half dozen.
The altitude compels the lungs to work
and no one in Santa Fe can be accused OF
being "too lazy to BREATHE" as a great
physician expressed it. The rare, ozon-
ated air permeates every cell of the lungs,
and thus prevents hemorrhage. Drs
ticel in Santa Fe for over twenty years,
report that they have only found two
gases among the native people Of con-
sumption.
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
The U. s. weather observation Office
mas been stationed here for twenty years,
and the following statistical data tells
better than words how even and mild is
the climate of Santa Fe. Taking the
summer heat and the winter cold the fol-
lowing tables show most equable and
delightful temperatures:
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There is no other locality, even the
boosted climate of southern France, that
can show such stable and equable
range of heat and cold. The health seek
or need fear no sudden changes. A little
attention to clothing and he can bid colds
and inilammations defiance. In cases of
death from tubercular disease the New
Mexico rate is only in 1000.
This is the lowest known record, and it
must be remembered that the local con-
tingent of consumptives is daily aug
mented by the immigration of those who
seek respite from that dreaded scourge.
The record of deaths at Santa Fe is
much lower than tho territorial average.
In New England the consumptive death
rate is 25 out of every 1000 of the com
munity; in Minnesota it is II, and
throughout the southern states six per
1000. This city enjoys the spring eli
mate of northern Illinois and Indiana;
the summer climate of Wisconsin, Michi-
gan and Minnesota, and the winter
temperature of southern Illinois, Indiana
and Tennessee. This, however, is only as
shown by the thermometer. The dry
tonic air of the mountain altitude fills one
with vivacity and health, and SO strong ia
the influence of the ozone and electricity
on the nerves and system that acclilnation
is wonderfully rapid. This of itself ia a
great boon. Cases are on record of in
crease in the chest measure of immi-
grants here of from four to seven inches.
NATURAL ATTRACTIONS.
Besides this Santa Fe lies in most
picturesque valley. 1t is at the entrance
of a splendid canon, Astounding in natural
curiosties. 1t is also the gateway of the
Pecos National park, where fish AMI game
abound. Within easy riding or driving
distances there are over forty places of pic
turesque and OF historic interest. Among
which may be mentioned the old adobe pal
ace, fret erected shortly after 1905, from
which the Spanish viceroys ruled this
great province. The present structure
dates from about l7l6; but it is full of
interest, as every room is consecrated by
the memory of thrilling events. In this
building Gen. Low Wallace wrote his
famous Ben Hur.
Tho chapel of San Miguel, was built in
1880 aud still stands. By its side is tho
Oldest house IN the United States. T,-
.yals Of the old cathedral date from 1922,
but the rest of the structure Is of more
modern date. Within Convenient dis
tances are the Indian pueblos OF Tesuque
and Nambe; in a side canon of the Santa
Fe are the delightful! Aztec springs, while
about nine miles up the main water
course Is Monument rock. The road
thither is ono OF surprising loveliness.
To the south of town is Aqua Fria, and
the famous turquoise mines pronounced
by Tiffany the finest in the world; and
beyond the Rio Grande are the San Ilde-
fnnso Pueblo aud tho curious cliff dwell
lingo.
Other points of interest to tho tourists
are: The Historical socicty's rooms; the
"Garita," the military quarters, chapel
and Osmeiory u Our Lady Of tue Rossryj
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As Seen by Him.
Great Luck.

Gf6At LUCK.
NJ Calino was greatly disturbed because
the city authorities changed the numbers
of the houses in his street and roundly de,
nounced the functionaries who had forced
him by this simple change of figures to live
at 436 instead of 2l6. But one morning as
he came down to breakfast and took up his
paper he exclaimed:
Goodness, was all wrong! What for
tunate thing that our number was chang.
edp'
How is that" asked Nine. Calno?'
"Why, here is an account of the total de.
struction by fire of 2l6! If the number
hadn't been changed, we should have been
homeless wanderers this minutep-Youth'h
Companion.
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Growing Old.

Growing Old.
The fairest lilies droop at eventide,
The sweetest roses fall from off the stem,
The rarest things on earth cannot abide,
And we are passing, too, away like them.
We're growing old.
We had our dreams-those rosy dreams OF
youth
They faded, and twas we'll. This after prime
Hath brought us fuller hopes, and yet, for.
sooth,
We drop tear now in this latter time
To think we're old.
We smile at those poor fancies Of the past
A oaddened smile, almost akin to pain
Those high desires, those purposes so vast.
All, our poor hearts, they cannot come again.
We'ro growing old.
Olds Well, the heavens are old; this earth is.
too;
Old wine is best, maturest fruit most sweet.
Much have we lost, more gained, although tits
true
We tread life's way with most uncertain feet
We're growing old.
We move along and scatter as we pace
Soft graces, tender hopes on every hand.
At last, with gray streaked hair and hollow
face,
We step across the boundary Of the land
Where none is old.
Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

student OF nervous diseases, and author
o nn many noted tFeatises on the latter subject
statement. and his Restorative Nervine
y prepared on that principle It's success
IN curing gu diseases arising from derange-
ment Of the nervous system is wonder
nia!s In possession Of the company manufac-
turing the remedy amply. prove.
~: Miles. RESTORATIVE Nervine Is reliable
headache, nervous debility, prostration,
sleeplessness, dizziness hysteria, sexual de-
Dliity, st, vitus dance. epilepsy. etc. II is
or sent direct BY the DR.. Miles Medical Co.,
Elkhart, Ind, on receipt of price, 81 per bot
tie, SIX bottles for Is, express prepaid.
restorative Nervine positively contains no
Opiates or dangerous drugs,
Sold by all druggists.
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If You Are Going East.

You will find the time and service of the
Burlington Route superior to all other
lines.
The magnificent gas.lighted vestibule
"Flyer," leaving Denver daily at 800 p.
M, reaches st. Louis at 7:2O a. M, and
Chicago at 500 a. M, the second morning,
making connections for all points east.
The Burlington 10 the only line rum
ming through sleepers and chair cars from
Denver to st. Louis without change.
For full information apply to LEGAL
ticket agents, or address G. W. VALLxRY,
General Agent, No. 1889 18th street, Dem
YER.
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A Conclusive Test.

do you think Algernon and Mamie will
get along nicely when they are marriedP
said one chaperon to another.
II am sure of it." was the reply. II took
care to find out shortly after they were en-
gagged"
Howl"
II arranged several whist parties and had
them play as partners They never quar-
relied once "-Washington Star.
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Extensive Economy.

Some people begrudge the little money
that an Allcock's Porous Plaster costs,
and then when they are racked with pain
from lame back, or from the soreness
arising from cold, they will spend any
amount of money to relieve the pain. If
they only had one of these world-renown-
ed plasters on hand they would be saved
a vast amount of suffering and be con-
siderably richer. At the first sign of stiff.
ness of the joints apply one of these
plasters without any delay. The soreness
will be greatly relieved at once and soon
disappear entirely. 1t will be money
saved to have them on hand, to say
nothing of the comfort they bring.
Brandreth's Pills contain no irritating
matter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

Increase the appetite by the use of
Ayers Cathartic Pills. They cause the
stomach, liver, and bowels to perform
their functions properly, do not debilitate
by excessive stimulation, ard are not IT.
ritating in their action. As an after
dinner Pill they are unequaled.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

She lin affright)-Oh, Tom, why do you
make such awful faces at me?
He (contritetly)-I can't help 1t, dear.
NV eyeglasses are falling off, and don't
want to let go of your hands.-Boston
Home Journal,
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GEMS IN VERSE.
Horse Sense.


Plain boss sense'u pull yer through
When there's nOthin elseu do.
Yer may still be poor and needy
With yer head a 'cyclopedy;
An big poets, SO they say,
Sometimes eat one meal day.
Plain boss sense'll pull yer through
When there's nothin else'n do.
There are big men, expect,
Wallerin In intellect,
Spoutin, swimmin in the sea
OF their own philosophy,
Who might grab the shore an stand
On the dry an solid land
Plain boss sense might pull 'em through
When philosophy wouldn't do.
With boss sense yer'll never fail
If yer haven't been to Yale.
Don't be scared, but use yer head.
Not some other mans instead.
Don't lay up there on the shelf,
Walk about an trust yerself,
Plain boss sensell pull yer through
When there's nothin elsell do.
IS. w. Foss.
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The Grand Canon Of the Colorado

the most sublime of natures work on earth,
indescribable, can easily be reached via
Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs on this
road. To the natural bridge of Arizona and
Montezuma's well you can journey most d.
rectly by this line. Observe the ancient In
dian civilization of Laguna or Acoma "the
City of the Sky" Visit the petrified forest
near Garlic. See and marvel at the freak
of Canon Diablo. Take hunting trip in
the magnificent pine forests of the San
Francisco mountains. Find interest in the
ruins of the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16
A Standard Bearer.

In the crusade inaugurated nearly half
century ago against the professional
ignorance of the old school of medicine,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitter was standard
bearer. Its victories over disease, when
the old time specifics proved abject
failures, proved that the pseudo philoso-
ply which sanctioned the administration
of violent remedies where the case re-
quired none, which laid down as un-
alterable rules blood letting, violent pur-
CATION, the use of emetics and the employ
ment of corrosive and cumulative poisons
in simple gases of liver and malarial
complaint, was in fact the worst of un-
philosophy, contrary alike TO the laws of
true medicinal science, of hygiene and of
common sense. Biliousness, constipation
and chills and fever, rs now treated by
the Bitters, promptly yield where before
they obstinately resisted old fashioned
medication. So do dyspepsia, rheu-
matism and kidney complaint--all surely
conquerable by this safe and really philo-
sophie remedy.
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As Good as Dead.

He-What's this terrible thing hear?
am told that you are not a widow, but a
married woman, with husband still living
and yet you have engaged yourself to
me.
She-Don't let that worry you, my love.
We will never meet him. He does not
move in our set.-Puck.
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cut. The little
white lines are
the nerves which
convey the nerve
force from t h o
nerve centers to
every part Of the
body. just as the
electric current is
conveyed along
t h 9 telegraph
wires to 9 V ry
station, large or
small. Ordinary
physicians fail to
regard this fact:
instead of treat
ing the nerve GEN.
ters for the cause
of the disorders
arising therefrom
they ire at the
part affected.
franklin Miles,
NJ. d., IL. B.. the
highly celebrated
specialists and
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

No small objection which young folks
had to the old-time spring was
their nauseousness. In our day, this
objection is removed and Ayers Sarsa-
parilla, the most powerful and popular of
blood-purifers, is as pleasant to the
palate as cordial.
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Realizing His Ignorance.

Pilgarlic-Wonde what come over Flip
jack. He used to be fearfully conceited.
Thought he knew everything. But he's
quite different lately.
Binkerton--Yes. His youngsters have
begun taking lessonsin grammar and study
1t at home evenings.-Truth.
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A Football Education.

"Why, why, Johnnie" said the elderly
tourist to COW puncher he had known in
other days, what in the world are you
doing out here in this wild country wasting
the college education your father paid SO
much forf"
Wasting my education! Why. man,
that's all you know about it. Wait till the
camp declares general drunk and watch
me clean out the whole outfit This Is the
only place where can really utilize it,
Life.
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To California

Via the Santa Fe route, the greatest rail
road in the world. You can take Pull
man car and go to San Francisco, Los
Angeles or San Diego without change.
No other line can give you this accommo-
dation. For excursion rates and other
information call at city ticket Office.
Fl s. T,IrTz AGENT
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

Round trip tickets to the City of Mex
leo on sale every day in the year at $780,
70. Tickets good six months from date
of sale. Reduced rates to all other princi-
pal points in Mexico. H. L. LUTz, Agent
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. A.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

Teacher-Didn't hear that little Smith
boy swearing dreadfully when I vent
by your house today?
Jimmie-Was he with me in our front
yard!
Teacher-Yes.
Welt then it was the Smith boy, cause
l only swore in the alley.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

A Killarney guide, taking q tourist
about, scowled at peasant who was star.
ing at him.
you'll know me again II you meet me-"
said the guide.
Mot if you wash your face" answered
the peasant.-Youth's Companion.
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The Value Of a Friend.

Cornelia, La.-For over six years was
greatly troubled with constipation and
biliousness aud was often unable to work
At the suggestion of friend tried Sim
mons Liver Regulator and am now free
of those troubles.-Harrison Tarleton'
Your druggist sells it in powder or liquid.
The powder to be taken dry or made into
a tea
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

Teacher.-You are the LATEST boy
ever saw. How do you expect to earn
living when you grow up!
Lazy Boy (yawning) Dunno. Guess I'll
teach school.-Street & Smiths Good
News.
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SURROUNDED BY MYSTERY
A Great Mistake.

A recent discovery is that headache.
Ai.-,ness. duIlness confusion ofsthe mind.
ETC., are due to arrangement of the nerve
centers which supply the brain with nerve
force; that indigestion. dyspepsia, neuralgia.
wind In stomach, ETC.. arise from the derange-
ment Of the nerve centers supplying these or
gans with nerve fluid or force. This is likewise
true Of many diseases Of the heart and lungs.
The nerve system Is like telegraph system
as will be seen by the accompanying
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

Mrs. Blinks-That deceitful Mrs, Back .
bite said that she ha had delightful
evening when she camel say good night,
and don't believe word of it.
Mrs. Windshield, you are greatly mis-
taken, my dear, for l heard her
Just tearing you to tatters. What do you
call a good time?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

Jones-How does your new Chinese serv-
ant dor
Brown-He's very intelligent and picks
up things readily.
Jones-Um-er-does he lay them down
again?-Dstroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

Anger.
Bride thy passions! Anger is the sin
OF all the greatest; 1t leads up to deeds
Known only to the darkest hours of night;
1t tcmpts the upright man to throw aside
His cloak of reason and go forth to dip
His hands in human blood; 1t covers up
The path where duty walks with steadfast feet,
It will not listen to the soft appeals
OF maiden lovelness, or turn aside
From its fierce purpose when the dimpled
hands
OF mercy are held up before its gaze.
1t will not falter In Its stubborn course
When old age counsels with great swelling
words
1t Is the curse of youth and middle age,
OF gray haired men and women. 1t benumls
Tho soneibilities Of oil alike. s-
IT'S only fit to live where madmen live,
Safe stalled behind the strongest prison bars
Herbert E. Day.
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No 1850.

Homestead NO 4O5O.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
March 26, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made by the register and receiver of Santa
Fe, N. NJ, on April 80, 1894, viz: Benigno
Quintana for the ne d, sec. II, tip. 10 n, r
&c.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
David Romero, Pedro Gomez y CANA
les, Juan N. Gonzales and Antonio Her
rera, all of Espanola, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1894-04-16

The Reotor-You don't mean to say
you went to dog show on Sundayf
Penelope-Yes, but looked at the St.
Demands only.-Judge. -
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Art.


Art is the child of Nature-yes,
Her darling child, in whom we trace
The features of tho mothers face,
Her aspect and her attitude,
All her majestic loveliness
Chastened and eoftened and subdued
Into more attractive grace,
And with 2 human sense imbued.
He is the greatest artist, then,
Whsthe. q pencil or a pen,
Who fo lows Nature. Never man,
AS artist or as artisan,
Pursuing his own fantasies,
Can touch the human heart, or please
Or satisfy our noble needs,
As he who sets his willing feet
In Natures footprints, light and fleet
And follows fearless where she leads.
--IongfelloV.
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Not q Great Traveller.

Goblet played poker recently where
the limit was cent and the ante mill.
Did you ever play such small gamer
Stone-No. l never played at the Nil.
lionaires' club.--Life