The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1894-10-10
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

Some folks are like rocking
chairs, full of motion without progress.
- Mohammedans say that one hour
of justice is worth IS years Of prayer.
- A horse can travels mile without
moving more than four feet. Queer,
isn't it
Why does dog wag his tail
when he is pleased ? Because he has
got a tail to wag.
= A strong solution Of salt and wa
ter will remove the poison Of bee or
mosquito stings.
1t is certainly unlucy to have 13
at table when there is only dinner
enough for IL.
"Return good for evil" as the
match said when lighting the pipe of
the man who had just struck it.
= It is point of honor that Moor
ish women never know their ages.
They have no birthday celebrations.
"Do you let your wife have her
OWN way III every youluS' ASo ~ y
the only way I can manage her."
Teacher Gin the geography class):
Tommy, what is the easiest way to get
to the Pacific Coast ? Tommy: Git a
pass.
During the last 1000 years Bri-
tain has been invaded by foes from
over the sea no less than forty-eight
times.
In time of war France puts $40
out of every 1000 of her population
in the field Z; Germany, 30; Russia,
21O.
= The tallest man in the German
Army, a ''one-year recruit" in the
First Regiment, is Z feet Al inches in
height.
Sugar Is times sweeter than the
sugar beet product has been extracted
from cotton seed meal b. German
chemist.
= The 1893 wine product of the
State of California was equal to a little
more than one quart for each man,
woman and child in the United States.
f.. - Man is mill the stomach the
hopper. Be careful how much grist
goes into the hopper, as clogging and
heat will be the result Of overfeeding.
= "Sometimes," said Uncle Eben,
"yoh'll see er man VIII er million 90
cash lookin' worried ter def an er
man wifi er watah million lookin
pufickly happy"
-"Well, my daughter, what ad-
the young man ?" "Why, don't you
see, papa, you would have me and
son-in-law to boot"
-"I would rather trust that medi-
cine than any doctor l know off, says
Mrs. Hattie Mason, of Chiffon, Carter
Co., Mo-, in speaking of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy:
For sale by Hill Bros.
The bees of Brazil hang their
combs outside on the branches OF
trees at the very summit and at the
end of the slenderest twigs to be out
Of the reach Of monkeys.
- According to recent statistics
there are about 1000 women practic-
ing medicine on the American conti-
nent, among whom are seventy hospi- 4
tai physicians and ninety-six profess /
sors in the schools.
When the vessels now in pr2n
of construction are completed,
new navy of the United States will
consist Of forty-fve vessels, ranging
in size from 1890 tons down to l20
tons displacement.
RUDY's PILE SUpPosIToRY, is guar
anteed to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. 50cents per box.
Send stamp for circular and Free Sam
ple to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster, Pa
For sale by Wilhite & White, drug
gists, Anderson, S. G.
"Dear me, I find it impossible to
drag my feet away" he said as the
clock struck IL, ard he gave no slgIn,
of going. perhaps they are asleep"
suggested the young lady with
yawn, and he took the hint.
= The richest woman in the world
is Isadora Cousino, Of Santiago, Chilli.
She owns coal and copper and silver
mines, as well as feet Of eig ght iron
steamships. From her coal mines
alone her income is 100000 a month.
"What is the Judge going to do
now p asked the green juror in
whisper. "He's going to charge the
Jury" said the foreman. 'Charge
the Jury {? Charge us? What for? We
don't have to pay nothin' for the priv
ilege of sitt;n' on jury do weT'
"You are always exclaiming
Great Scott I and yet you say that
you have never read any of the WAY.
erly novels" 'True, but man OF
your experience ought to know that
everybody talks most about what he
least understands.
ga rufian shot at me last night"
said penurious gentleman, "and MY
life was saved by the balls striking a
silver dollar in my pocket" "Who-
ever takes true aim at your heart is
very certain to hit dollar said one
who knew him.
"You haven't credited mo with
the last S. I paid you for interest,
said the victim to the money lender:
"No. I haven't" was the reply, "and
7 don't intend to. "Why not ?" 81
put that in my pocket as payment for
waiting for the interest"
"Pretty poor soil here, is it not?'
asked mountain tourist, as he was
driven over sandy New Hampshire
road. "Waal," replied the driver,
"thcy do say the reason there hain't
no berry-in ground here is that the
sile amt rich enough for the dead to
rise Judgment day."
Every mother should know that
Group can be prevented. The first
symptom of true Group is hoarseness.
This is followed by a peculiar rough
cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Rem
cdy is given freely as soon as the
child becomes hoarse or even after the