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Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09
The Horrors

OF indigestion, when it takes a long lease Of
the stomach, are unsurpassed by any de-
scribed by the most sensational writer of
ghost stories. Unlike this latter kind, they
are real and not imaginary. Heartburn,
wind on the stomach, heart palpitation, ex-
IRENE nervousness are only few of them.
Dispossess this unWelcome tenant with Hos
letters Stomach Bitters, which banishes
also malaria, constipation and biliousness.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09
An Echo from the Worlds Fair.

The Lake Shore Route has recently gotten
out very handsome litho-water color of
the Exposition Flyer the famous twenty
hour train in service between New York
and Chicago during the Fair. Among the
many wonderful achievements of the Co
lumbar year this train-which was the
fastest long-distance train ever run-holds a
prominent place, and t, anyone interested
in the subjecG, the picture is well worth
framing. Ten cents in stamps or silver sent
to G. X. WILDER, West. Pass. Agt., Chicago,
will secure one.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09
PERSONS AND THINGS.

SENATORS HIGGINS, Wolcott and Du-
bois were classmates at Yale OF Mr..
Patton, the new Michigan senator.
RICHMOND, Va, has grown so fast that
some of the Notifications constructed
outside Of the city during the war are
now within the city limits.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09
A EARCICAl REFORM.
Democratic Methods of Reducing Public
appropriations.

Appropriations.
The New York World of a recent
date contains this paragraph: There
has been promising start in pension
reform. The greatest source of ex-
travagance and fraud in the federal
system has been boldly and honestly
attacked. The pension appropriation
bill reported to the house is nearly
fifteen million dollars less than the
amount appropriated for the current
fiscal year. This is record of which
the democratic party has right to be
proud"
In these days of great suffering and
want among the needy poor, when
thousands of struggling men and
women are fighting the battle of want,
doing heroic service in satisfying
hunger or keeping warm the bodies of
their little ones, in the face Of the
greatest calamity ever known among
the laboring poor of the United States,
it sounds well in the ears of, nobody
can tell who, to hear a great metropol-
itan newspaper like the New York
World hoist into it's double-leaded
columns these words: This is rec
ord of which the democratic party has
a right to be proud"
What record? Is it the taking away
from the hungry and dependent poor
of this country of ours of fifteen mil
lion dollars that might assuage the
pangs of poverty and make comfort
able many an old soldier and his help
less, dependent family, who, as a
reasonable compensation for the rigors
and deprivations as suffered in the
great war of the rebellion for the per
petuity of our nation, have been
permitted to enjoy the benefit of a few
dollars each month from the treasury
of the United States?
The New York World may be proud
of such a boast. but the better elements
of our republic will hide their faces
with shame when they are given to un-
derstand that this boasted avenue OF
reform is to be at such great sacrifice
and injustice to a deserving class of
men who seem now to be without
friends or those to champion their
cause, because they who manned them
in battle and despoiled them in war are
now the administrators of the nation.
Home lovers, these soldiers made i5
possible that such government could
exist.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

Is Immediately following his elec-
ton Mr.. Cleveland had considerable to
say about the necessity of not disap-
pointing the hopes and expectations
countrymen. 1t was favorite phrase
of the newly elected president, and he
rolled it under his tongue on every pos
sible occasion. Mr.. Cleveland has not
referred to this matter of late. N Y.
Advertiser
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09
To Cleanse the SYstem

Effectually yet gently, when costive or
bilious or W hen the blood is impure or slug
gish, to permanently cure habitual constipa-
ton, to awaken the kidneys and liver to a
healthy activity, without irritating or weak
ening them, to dispel headaches, colds or
fevers, use Syrup of Figs.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

"THIs sea-serpent story will have to be
cut down; it's too big for any place on this
coast" LET me see; | must have given
you the one that is intended for Chicago"
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

CRANK said last night that I vas per-
feet enigma to him. Now, what do you
think he meant?" Helen-"Oh, one Of
those stupid things that anyone can see
through. Inter Ocean.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

THERE was nothing slow about the fellow
who had pile of sand for sale and put
placard over IL reading: "For Sale. Dirt
Cheap. ';-BOston Courier.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

TEACHER -'You are the LATEST boy eve,
saw. How do you expect to earn 2 living
when you grow up?" Lazy Boy (yawning1
-''Dunno Guess I'll teach SCHOOL,
No SPECIFIC for local skin troubles eousls
Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye. 80 cents
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

WE do not like to be lied about. But
most of US probably lie more about our
selves than anybody else ever does.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

REGY-"Anything unusual happen while l
was out, James?n His Man James-"Yes.
sir; your tailor didn't call. Truth.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

TALKUM-"Prof Garner says that mon
keys do not actually converse, but contine
themselves to single remarks on matters of
Thinkum-"Dear mel How
man has degenerated. IN. Y. Weekly.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

WoMEN's clubs seem to be growing. The
broomstic1 used to be large enough.-Phila-
delphia Record.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09

TOURIST Tin Oklahoma) )-"What is the
population of this town.'' Alkah Ike
promptly Eight hundred and sixty
seven souls and thirty-one real estate agents.
Huntsville gazette., 1894-06-09
1903
A. N. K, r.

WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS PLEIH
state that ysu saw the Advertisement N thu
rnper.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

eadyjaw-Earnest workers for the
cause of good government.
Professor-What are the followers of
the politician?
adyiaw-H enchmen.
PROFESSIONALISM do the earnest work
ers obey?
Readyjaw-The call to duty.
Professor-Wha do the henchman
obey2
Readyjaw-The behest of their party
rofessor-Correct Are there other
names for henchmen'
dyjaw-Local henchmen are ''heel-
ers"; taken as a whole, especially at con-
vention time, the body of henchmen CON
stitute cohorts"
Professor-How does one of our speak
ers handle the opposition2
Readyjaw-He "scoreS" them. A Sc
ceder from the opposition is ''bitter',and
speaks of them .'bitterly" .rs
PROFESSIONALISM you interview man
and he cannot answer a certain question,
how do you begin his reply?
Readyjaw-Well, | suppose I should
begin it, II don't know, or II cannot say
as to that"
Professor-Tut, tut, Mr.. Readyjaw. I
am surprised at you All, Mr. Future
fakel
Futurefake- He should begin it, THAT
l cannot say"
Professor-Right, Mr.. Futurefake.
You have studied your lesson. He ought
also, by all means, work in the phrase,
much chagrined," and begin his last
paragraph with you may put me on
record as stating that in my opinion it is
time to call a halt" Mr.. Readyiaw, you
must master the A B c of political writ
Ing in the bright, brainy and breezy
school If you ever expect to make your
mark in that direction.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

Is a loan OF 500 which he secured from Mrs.
Albert. prOprietress Of boarding house on
Mitchell street where he had been living for
upward Of two years. Martin received the
money several months ago and was 10 have
returned Q TO his landlady in ten days from
the time she let him have 1t. but. upon various
pretexts he has failed 10 fulfill his promises
Saturday Mrs. Albert learned that Martin
concentrated going TO Baltimore, and in order
10 save herself placed the matter In the hands
of her brother. who is "a lawyer. aud Martin
and swindling II is alleged that Martin
used the money he borrowed from Mrs. Albert
to cover a shortage in his accounts with the
Plymouth Rock Pants Company. He claims
that their shortage was not due TO him, but to
has cousin, who is bOokkeeper for that con
Germ. Henry Martin is quite well known in
commercial circles. His family lives in Ma
con from which city he went to Atlanta
several years ago
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

The answer is of no particular conse-
quence in this tale. She could have HIM
II she wished, and that is the main point
1t is intended to bring out.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05
GEORGIA AND FLORIDA.
The News Of the Two States Told
in Paragraphs.

Saved From Death by a Younger
Brother-Political Notes From Vari-
Gus Parts of the State-A Young
Man of Atlanta Charged With EN-
bezzlement-A Longshoreman Killed
at Pensacola.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05
For the Children.

Let the children take Simmons Liver
Regulator aud keep we'll 1t is purely
vegetable, and safe to take either alone or
in connection with other medicine. Mild
in acting aud pleasant TO take-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

He made up his mind he ought to marry.
and then started out on q still hunt for a
good, sensible girl for a wife.
He saw young lady in crowded street
car who was not occupying two seats, and
he thought This is promising III keep
my eye on herr
III.
He met young lady on the street who
wore gown that did not trail in the dirt,
and he thought shes worth watching
She has some sensen
".
he was introduced to a young lady at a
ball who was not oyerdressed. and yet
who wore a waist that was visible to the
naked eye, and he thought: Taste,
mIodesty and sense. That's good com
bination."
He sat behind young lady in a theater
who took off her hat and let him get
glimpse of the stage, and he thought:
reconsideration for others is great point.
must find out who she is"
VI
he stood behind young lady IN dry
goods store who did not paw over every
thing In sight and keep one clerk busy
for an hour that she might buy a spool of
thread, and he thought: She must
really be treasure"
VII.
lie was accidentally pushed against n
young lady in crowded corridor, who
did not stare at him and mutter ''awk-
ward brute, when he apologized, and he
thought; There's a gem"
VIII.
He noticed young lady at street
corner in the business part of the city
waiting for n car, and he could hardly
believe his eyes. He boarded the same
car and followed her to her home.
TX.
Three days later, after he had secured
an Introduction, he said
- few days ago saw you at crowded
street corner waiting for car"
YES" she said. in some surprise.
You stood at one side Of the crossing
where you would not be in the way of
people who wished TO cross the street."
81 always do that" she said.
Queen Of your sexl" he exclaimed, i'm
petuously Beacon light in the darkness
OF woman's ways Shining star of prog
ress toward a better conception of the
c9urtesies of city life! win you be
miner
The answer is Of no particular conse-
quence in this tale. She could have HIM
II she wished, and that is the main point
-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

He was introduced to young lady at a
ball who was not oYerdressed. and vet
who wore waist that was visible to the
naked eye, and he thought: Taste,
modesty and sense That's a good com
bination.n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05
ADVANCED GLASS IN JOURNAL
ISM.

How the Modern College Molds the
Plastic Mind of the Embryo Jour-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05
SEARCH FOR a WIFE.
The Romantic Discovery of the Queen
of Her Sex.
From the New York Advertiser.

He made up his mind he ought to marry,
and then started out on still hunt for a
good, sensible girl for a wife.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05
STEAMBOAT LINES.

FOR WILETlNQT0N ISLAND.
y OMMENCING May !. 1894. the steamer
- FLORA viii make daily trips between
Thunderbolt and Wilmington Island as fol
lows:
Mondays and Fridays-Leave wilmington
Island, a. N; leave hunderbolt, 7 D. m.
Tuesdays Wednesdays and Thursdays-
Leave Wilmington Island, a. m, d. M, n.
m; leave Ihunderbolt, 10 a. m, 3 D. m. nm
Saturdays-Leaye Wilmington island. 7 a.
m, ?. m, p m, $3.50 p. m; leave Thunder
bolt, 10 a. m 3 p m, $50 p. m
Sundays-Leave Ihunderbolt, 10 a. M 8 o.
M, p. m; leave Wilmington Island n M
Up m. Refreshments on board steamer and
restaurant on the island. Also elegant salt
water bathing. Fare for round trip 35c: chill.
dren zoe. For freight apply to =
CAPT. l. H TOI2PFNyp
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

Teacher-James, who made you?
james-Aw, git out! You can't guy me;
ain no Indian cigar sign, L was borned in
the SiXt' ward, ana me name amt James.
neider. jist give you de tip, me name 5
CHIMNEY. See Truth.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

He saw a young lady in a crowded street
car who was not occupying two seats, and
he thought; This is promising. III keep
my eye on her."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1894-05-05

He met young lady on the street who
wore gown that did not trail in the dirt,
and he thought: She's worth watching.
She has some sensen
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
FACTS FOR FARMERS.


BI-sULPHIDE OF carbon is death 10 the
grain weevil.
A. STRONG decoction OF tobacco is a
good thing for lice on stock.
THE winter promises to be long and
severe, which means more feed for the
stock. a.
If evergreens stand where the water
will get round them and freeze in win
ter, do something to prevent it.
IT requires careful, shrewd manage
ment to make the farm anywhere near
a paying investment in these times
The apple crop is short and the
quality is not very good. Apples, it
would seem, would bring good price
before spring. sA
IT is all nonsense to say that only
poor farmers declare that farming does
not pay, 1t can't pay at present prices
OF farm products
AMERICAN consuls in Europe have
been instructed by the government to
ascertain how the foreign markets for
American wheat can be improved.
THE boy who intends TO be q farmer
should be constant reader of agri-
cultural newspapers and books and
should become student, which posi-:
Bile, in an agricultural college. Farm
crs' Voice.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
WEAVING Pigs Without MIX.

Two years ago." says Waldo +.
Brown, an old farmer asked me if
young pigs could be weaned and kept
thrifty without milk, and told him
thought slop could be made with bran
and oilmeal that would be both palat-
able and nutritious. Last spring l had
nineteen pigs and but little milk, and
all we had was needed in the family
and to raise calf; so made slop for
the pigs with bran and oiimeal and
never grew a more thrifty lot, and they
sold at las days old at the top prices for
big pork. II any farmer will try the
experiment of stirring one pound of
old.process oilmeal into ten-quart pail
VI boiling water and see how near it
comes to making mush, then add this
to ten gallons of slop made from bran,
and see what good body it gives it, he
will begin to get an idea of the value OF
oilmeal as pig food. Bran is an ex.
cellent food for any growing animal,
but alone it does not make good slop,
particularly the coarse bran made by
the roller mills. The oilmeal added
makes it far more palatable and the
pigs will eat more of it."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
Grass for Wet Ground.

Red top grass is the best kind for
damp, sandy land, as it will not be
hurt by flooding for some time. Tim
othy will do we'll on damp ground if it
is fertile; it does not matter how rough
it is. OF the red top, twenty-four
pounds per acre is commonly sown, of
timothy ten pounds. AS soon as the
ground is cleared of the wood 1t may be
well torn up by sharp toothed har-
row, gone over two or three times, and
then the seed may be sown. After this
lighter harrow, or brush harrow
may be used to cover the seed.
No other seed need be sown. The best
time will be in the spring for the seed
ing, but the clearing may be done now.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
How Many Bees Make a Poundq

The question is answered in recent
number of the American Agriculturist.
Careful weighing shows that an ordi-
nary bee, not loaded, weighs the one
tive-thousandth part of pound, SO
that it takes five thousand bees, not
loaded, to make pound. But the
loaded bee, when he comes in fresh
from the fields and flowers loaded with
honey or bee bread, weighs nearly
three times more, that is to say, he car
ries nearly twice his own weight. OF
loaded bees there are only about 1880
in the pound. An ordinary hive Of bees
contains from four to five pounds OF
bees, or between twenty thousand and
twenty-five thousand individuals; but
some swarms have double this weight
and number OF bees.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
EGGS FOR HArcHINo.
Their Selection Is the Most Importan
Thing In PouItrv Raising

Their Selection Is the Most Important
Thug In Poultry Raising.
When incubators are used there ia
often great difficulty to secure large
number of eggs, and operators are dis
posed to accept any kind that they can
get, the result being that some eggs
hatch well while others fall Then the
incubators are condemned as at fault,
when really the cause is due to the
eggs. When we consider that no two
eggs are alike, and that the eggs in an
incubator may come from as many as
hundred hens, it is plain that the
matter OF collecting and selecting eggs
is one of the most important connected
with Matching chicks for market.
When an egg-drawer is filled with
eggs 1t requires but glance over them
to notice the great dissimilarity of sizes
and shapes While they are in the
egg-drawer is the time to pick them
over, for they can then be easily COM
pared. All eggs of odd and peculiar
shape, very small, very large or which
differ from the normal egg should be
removed and the drawer filled again.
The object should be to secure eggs of
normal size, smooth shells, regular
shapes and as near perfect as appear
ances will indicate. There is no way
of knowing the fertile from the infer
tile eggs until they have been in the
incubator four or five days, SO as to
test them with an egg-tester.
When collecting eggs from neigh
bors, examine the hens in the yards.
II they are clumsy and fat the eggs
will mostly be infertile. The male
should be active and vigorous. If the
hens are on a free range and are en-
abled to exercise on clear days, it is an
advantage and it is better to endeavor
to learn If the stock is inbred or un-
healthy. sf-ss
One of the best plans to adopt is for
you to procure pure bred stock, and
when your young males are matured,
go to each neighbor and trade one Of
your males for his scrub and sell the
scrub. 1t may be expensive for you at
the time, but not if you expect to use
eggs for Matching from those yards, as
you will thus improve the stock for
your benefit and add vigor by the out
cross, thus securing better matches,
more rapid growth of chicks, higher
prices and larger proits.-Farm and
| Fireside. E
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
The Winter Care of Sheep.

For flock of so sheep the pen should
be IS feet long and 90 feet wide and a
rack placed in the middle of the pen
feet high and wide, with an S-inch
board at the top and bottom on each
side. The pen should be closed in,
that it may be warm aud the bottom
dry. When feeding drive the sheep
into the yard and leave the lambs in
side where it is warm that they may
eat without being crowded. When
outside, the old sheep will run, kick
and play about, showing good health
and that they are doing well. Feed
grain every day. A bushel of beans,
2 bushels of oats and IL. of corn
ground together and fed l quart day
per sheep is good ration. prefer
coarse to fine woods. Southdowns being
my favorite, as they drop large lambs
and have no horns. l believe sheep
raising is more profitable than any
thing else if the right care is given
In fly time put a little tar on their
noses to prevent grubs.-E. L March,
in Farm ans Home
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
FARM AND GARDEN.
I1AuLlNe CORN FODDER.


A Number of Devices Calculated to
Tighten the Work.
In answer to number of inquiries
as to the best means of hauling corn
fodder several devices are illustrated
by the Orange Judd Farmer, by which
the loading and unloading is made
easier. Part of them have been pub
lished before. but for the benefit of
new readers and others who have for
gotten how to construct them they are
again presented. Fig. explains itself.
1t consists of an ordinary hay rack
with post and lever which works
upon pivot arranged upon the back
part A strong rope is tied about the
shock and the hook upon the chain at
the upper end of the lever placed under
It, The shock is then lifted upon the
rack by this means. Leave the rope
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
Rye as Green Manure.

Rye is not considered of any great
value as green manure for blowing un-
der. 1t is worth but little more than
straw would be, but it is better than
nothing sometimes. The practice of
green manur'ng is not SO well adapted
for poor soils as for those in better con-
dition, as the effect on the land is in
proportion to the value of the crop
turned under. Thus, it is better for
the preservation of fertility than for re-
storing it when the land has been tx
hausted. 1t gives nothing to the soil
but what is taken from it, except what
ever may be taken from the atmos-
phere
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
KEEPING FOWLS WARM.
A Device for Securing Comfortable
Roasting Place.

A Device for Securing Comfortable
Roasting Place.
Itgoes without saying that poultry
will yield small profit in winter If not
kept thoroughly warm, Fowls will,
however, endure somewhat cold quar-
ters during the day time if kept brisk
ly at work scratching for their living,
but cold nights must be specially
guarded against. The illustration
shows a device for securing a warm
roosting place. Above the platform
are placed the roosts, and in front of
these is tight board partition coming
down to within fifteen or eighteen
inches of the platform. The ceiling,
sides and back of the space thus in
closed being tight, good temperature
will be maintained by the heat from
the bodies of the fowls themselves, for
this heat rises and cannot escape, while
the impure gases, being heavier, de-
scend TO the floor below.
If difficulty is had in getting fowls tc
go to roost in such an inclosed and par-
TALLY darkered place this added par
tition in front can be hinged at the
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1894-01-12
10 worlds ralr Photos for One Dl.nr.

The Chicago, Milwaukee q ST Paul
Railway has made an arrangement with a
iilst-class publishing house to furnish n
series Of beautiful World Fair pictures, OF
a largo size, at the nominal cost to the pur.
chaser of only ten cents for portfolio Of
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Interference to the Worlds Fair has before
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at least twelve dollars if the pictures were
not published in sueh largo quantities, and
we are therefore able to furnish these works
of art for only ten cents. ~
Remit Your money TO GEoRGE H. HEAR
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~ to any specified address, They viii make
handsome holiday gift.