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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-09-07
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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-09-07

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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-09-07

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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1894-09-07

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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14
LOCAL MENTION

The case of Cody Pryor Of Leaven-
worth charged with assault with intent
to XIII Elizabeth Gray has been appealed
to the supreme court
The supreme court has dismissed the
case of Leland j. Webb vs.. StAhl of this
county, and also the case of Nichols 81
Shepherd vs.. Mckee of Rush county.
Thos. Cordy, a farmer who lives on
Col. Sells farm south Of the city, was
hurt ia runaway last evening. His
team ran away on west Tenth street
throwing him out Ee was not seriously
injured and was able TO 60 home today.
Robert Stone Of the legal firm Of Nc
Keever & Stone, has been employed to
represent the receivers OF the Lombard
Investment company in number Of
Kansas counties and his headquarters
viii be at ConcOrdia for several months.
Charles Lowen, a Sumner county man
is serving a SIX years sentence for burg
larry and larceny, last July, escaped but
was reca ptured and a motion has been
filed i'm the supreme court % quash the
Information filed against him for sscap-
ing from prison.
The state board of public works has
returned from Iowa and has decided TO
change the plan of the Girls Reforma-
tory at Beloit. Instead of the present
building il mas been decided to adopt the
cottage plan, that is Of having seperate
cottages for each class. Governor Lew
cling favors this change.
The Kansas Immigration company has
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Among the men of international repu-
tation ia America no one deserves better
of his country than Hon. John 8I. Francis
ex-minister to Austria.
The highest political honors have come
to him unsought. Pres. Grant appointed
him minister to Greece. Pres. Garfield
had chosen him for the mission to Belgi-
um. Pres. Arthur appointed him minister
to Portugal, and in 1884 he was promoted
to be envoy. extraordinary and minister
plenipotentiary to Austria Hungary, with
residence at Vienna,
At the last New York state election
Mr.. Francis was chosen one Of the IS
delegates-at-Iarge to the constitutional
convention, which is to sit in Albany next
summer. and his majority was the largest
on the state ticket
Mr.. Francis is conspicuous among the
really great editors of today as the found
Ell. editor and proprietor of the Troy
Times which he has made a live, enter
prising, clean and popular paper, and
one of the ablest and most influential
opponents Of republicauism in the
country
The life and labors of Dir. Francis
present one of the most attractive and
instructive objects which one can con-
template. Industry, conscIentiousness,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

absolute fidelity to duty, and preference
for a high plane Of moral conduct have
been cons icuous traits of his character
They were the adequate guarantee of
the eminent success that has crowned
his efforts and Of the tribute of esteem
that is paid to him.
Mr.. Francis. though be has reached
the psalmist's allotted three score and
ten, is in excellent health, and mentally
vigorous and alert The first of this year
he went to California with his daughter
to spend a few months.
Before going he requested Mr. William
B. Wilson, who, under Mr. Francis and
his son, Hon. G. S. Francis, is the vide
awake head of the business department
Of the Times, to say for him to the
prOprietors of Payne's celery compound.
81 have used the medicine moderately
and with favorable results"
The expression is characteristic Of the
dignited and conservative gentleman
who, as last falls vote shows, is ia the
right sense the most popular citizen of
the empire state
Mr.. Wilson himself. writing an uns0li-
cited letter to Wells s. Richardson com
pany, says Of this wonderful remedy that
makes people well
"For some time past i have been using
Paine's celery compound as a nerve and
tonic. and have found its effects very
beneficial / have heard and known OF
its good work among nay friends. several
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Sunday night about 1880, when Bay
lis Bigbee, a colored man, who lives at
1900 Monroe street, returned home from
church be found that Ills kitchen bad
been set On ire during bfs absence. hint
the flames had died out. He came up
town 20 fire station No. ., and reported
the matter to Capt A. u. Robinson. who
went with him to the place and examined
at He thinks some one had saturated
some of the wood rvorl- with ,oal ai1 IA
different parts ID tha room and sef Era y,
1s me IRE did very little damage, as
the room was ffgbtIv closed the smoke
ana c4oseness of che room smothered the
4anasa 4he damage was very slight
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14
LCCAL MENTIoN

filed today abandonment as the cause of
the action.
One drunk paid the usual fne Of s. in
police court this morning.
Willie g. Worth wants a divorce from
Vida W orth, to whom he was married
ten years ago. He alleges I'D his petition
Ed. johnson. of this city, who VIII take
"The Nashville Students on the road
for tour At an early date viii be known
on the stage as "Black Carl"
Capital Legion, Select Knights al. D. ~.
w. gave a very pleasant social last even
ing at their hall at AS Kansas avenue.
During the evening light refreshments
we're served.
VIM. B. Roper, q farmer 70 years old.
living south Of town. has fled a petiti0n
for divorce from LEILA u. Roper. They
were married in 1873. He says she calls
him bad names.
Thomas Stanton, who was caught
breaking into a Rock Island car some
time ago, waived examination this morn
ing ia Justice Growers court, and was
bound over to district court for trial.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14
LARGE 80 oF sEATs


Eo the Remenyi Concert Tonfght-I7Is
EareweII Tour.
The indications judging from the large
advance sale Of seats. are that the Rem
enyi concert at the Grand tonight viii be-
q financial as we'll as an artistic success
1he impression that Remenyi. the fore
most Of great violinists. made here last
season may account to a great extent for
the heavy demand tor tickets this time.
Among all the popular American airs.
9lr hemenyI's favorites are @Swanee
River and Dixie" His concerts all
ways please his audiences. This season
az is supported by signor De Riva
Berni, solo pianist. and Miss Rrfnrfs
1Ietlot. soprano.
Tonight viii probably be the LAST on
portunity a Topeka audience win have
0f enjoying this great artist as he an
nouncea this as his farewell American
tour.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

4 WARRANT FOR HIS ARREST


other Gamblers Angry Because o.
Collings v-orth7s Immunity Col
A1ngavvor chi Leaves Town
John Ceilings worth II not ID Topeka
today. Whether he has gone to Kansas
City or ST. Joe. OF only TO his favorite farm
south Of the city, IS q matter of specula-
ton among those who want to See him.
chief among whom ia Sheriff Dave
Burdge, who has a warrant from the
county attorney for his arrest. The charge
IS the same old one. that Of keeping 2
gambling house. ii seems probable that
the Willy COlingsworth must have been
aware that tne warrant was about to be
ISSUED He can scent a warrant farther
away than any man in Topeka. Ia this
particular line Sir. CollingsT orth appears
70 possess, to great extent the powers
displayed by Mind-reader J0hnstone. He
is never taken by surprise. and when he
As wanted worst. lie disappears into the
understandable whittier
The Issuance of this warrant IS
the result OF quarrel that
has been brewing among Tope-
ka's gambling fraternity for several
weeks. 80 far as known the police have
closed successfully every gambling room
10 the city except CCllngsW 1t
demonstrates that the police can effect
this without the formally Of a trial in
the police court a straight tip that the
officers are ''on607 them and they would
-be wise to close is generally sufficient.
Collingsworth's place was raided two
weeks ago. he was expecting the police
and met them al the foot Of the stairs,
and ushered them ND 10 -shis rooms
VI hen Collingsworth was tried there was
no evidence against him and he was ac-
quilted The other gamblers who have
been arrested by the same officers and
tried in the same court have not been So
fortunate
The gamblers see ia this what they
consider unfairness and oppression. "Ar' +
W hiteside IS young man who knows /
considerable about "Colngsworth, his +
place as well as other places that have F
hourIshed and fallen. He and aBig JIM F
McHenry and some others have con
Guided that CollIngsworth has been hav- T
ing things altogether too much his own T
way. The result was that Whiteside .
swore out the warrant and his friends .
are congratulating him Cn bis nerve
They promise 10 stand by him and see
that Collngsworth's place 8 permanently F
closed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14
WILLIAM LOO RoBBED.



William Prior young man well
known in this city, was held APP and rob-
bed Of 500 and a gold watch by what is
supposed to be the Dalton gang, in Ok
laboma. near Oklahoma City last Satur-
day.
Mr. Prior is now travelling salesman
for the G. ID. Smith Drug company, of ST..
Joseph. No, and has his Office in Okla
h0ma City. Some time ago the Smith
Drug company attached the stock Of 2
small drug store in neighb0ring town
and sent Mr.. Prior to look after their in
terests and dispose of the stock. he
made the trip both ways in buggy, and
as he had sold the stock and settled the
matter, was returning again Saturday to
Oklahoma City. He had 500 or $500
on his person and when he noticed a sus-
picious looking gang making for him.
he put the money in one Of his gloves
which he was wearing When the gang
came up to him they ordered him to hold
up his hands. which he did, and they
went through his pockets and took $50
Of money which he had as well as his
gold watch. They never thought of the
glove and he did not lose any Of the mon
ey he had placed there.
About four years ago Dit. Prior was
employed ia Holmes 81 WaggOner's drug
store hnra
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

been incorporated with a capital stock
Of $50. 900 The board of directors for
the first year are James a. Troutmau. j.
y. Mcleod and +. q. willard Of Topeka.
@. II. Edgecome and John @. Royce Of
Phillipsburg. This is the company
which viii boom Kansas tmmi grafton.
Its Headquarters Will re in Topeka
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Charles Emiotts NoveI and Striking Meth
ODDS al Omaha
Manager Charles il. Elllott returned
this morning from Omaha where h5 has
been for the past few days billing his
HTen Nights in a Bar Room blr Ellie
OFT is one Of the best theatrical advertis-
ers in the country. While in Omaha he
hred from the electric car company au
old car which was not being used, aua
built 4 bin board all around Il. HE had
it covered with his show pictures and
runs It all around town after che regular
electric cars.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Fresh Country Eggs. per dozen .1Oc
No. Sugar Cured Hams, per .1OC
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Mrs Winslows Soothing Syrup has
been used for teething IT seothes softens
the gums, allays pain. cures colic. Best
remedy for diarrhaea rs cents. a bottle.
Little vegetable health producers. De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malari0us
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels. which prevents headache and
dizziness j. IS. Jone5-
WAN Paper
We viii hang white blank wall paper
for 10 cents a roll, side walls and cell
ings KELLA1rs.
Worlds fair furniture moved from
Quincy street to us Kansas avenue.
Spring suits to order $1,000 and up
wards, Nicoll, The Tailor. go Kan. ave
The new Quick Meal" gasoline stoves
are the best Every one warranted Cul-
yer g Bailey hardware, SIS Aansa ave-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

We VIII hang white blank wall paper
for 10 cents q roll, side walls and cell
ings. AELLAA's.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

1t is your duty to yourself to get rid of
the foul accommodation ia your blood
this spring. Hoods Sarsaparilla is just
the medicine you need to purify, vitalive
and enrich your blood That tired feel
ing which affects nearly every one in the
spring is driven off by Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla. the great spring medicine and blood
purifier.
Hoods Pills become the favorite cathar-
tic with everyone who tries them
Thin or gray hair and bald heads SO
displeased to many people as marks Of
age. may be averted for long time by
using Hall's Hair Remover
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

~Calnornia Canned and E7aporated Fruits
and Eastern Canned Fruits-a trial order win
convince anyone rliat we are selling them cheap
81 than any Grocery ia the city.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

We will hang white blank wall paper
for 10 cents a roll, side walls and cell
nps kELLAM's.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14
ILo.. 90 lmnrave me ooalnle exon.

How % Tw0T0"8 -|9 -"-- "T"------
Every lady That BIAS used The cete-
brated Elder Flower Cream recommends
II as great beauther Is removes
freckles. tam. blotchea, etcs and leaves
the skin soft, clear and beautiful For
sale by j. *. Jones.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Since re1ting our dining room we have
the neatest place ia the city W hitler A
% ~ Eanaaa aEanua.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Every mother should keep Ayers
Cherry PectoraI in case Of Group and
sudden colds
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

we mend cur customers laundry iree
of charge. Peerless Steam Laundry llt
and ia W est Eighth
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

IS lis. Extra e sugar .....-S1 90
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1894-03-14

Worlds fair furniture moved iron
Quincy street to 715 Kansas avenue.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-09-20

A TOURNAMENT of waSherwOmen
is to be held at Conway, Wales, for
the benefit OF a Wesleyan baZar.
The contest consists Of two classes,
in which each competitor has to
bring a pail Of water from a tug,
carry it to a chair, and then, in sight
of all the spectators, wash therein
two dirty tea cloths with soap, hurry
bacN to a clothes line, peg up the
newly cleansed cloths and once more
hurry back to the tub and place
everything in order. The total dis
lance to be covered is 100 yards, and
the prizes are to be awarded to the
fastest time, other things being equal,
owe that distance.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-09-20

WHILE the poultry industry has as
sumed enormous proportions in our
country, insomuch that it is said that
the amount realized from the egg
product annually would pay our pen.
sioners. yet we are obliged to import
largely to meet the demand for our
own consumption. This being the
case, ii would seem that there is nc
immediate dangero Of Overproduction,
and if our farmers could be so in.
structed in the care, etc, OF these
feathered bipeds as to make it profit
able to keep them on the farms, they
may be kept in sufficient numbers tc
supply the home demand for eggs.
thereby keeping the large sum OF
money paid out annually for the i'm
ported product, at home, besides add.
ing another paying industry to the
farm. AS it is at present, the aver.
age farmer declares it doesn't pay to
keep hens, and consequently poultry
raising is not increasing in many 10.
calitieS.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-09-20
The Russian Thistle.

Strenuous efforts have been made
In Congress by members from the
Dakota region to get an immense ap.
preparation to aid in e%radicating the
Russian thistle. Blood curdling
yarns have been told of the frightful
damage it is doing all over tho
Northwest, and from the hair lifting
narratives Of the Dakota Congress-
men, the average citizen might easily
assume that the Russian thistle is in
finitely multitudinous, and dread it
accordingly. Perhaps, however, we
may be able to bury our conviction
that it is, under the hope that it is
not, if we take tote of what Mr.. J. :.
Wilson, OF Badger, South Dakota,
says on the subject. Mr.. Wilson.
writing to an Eastern journal. said:
Il have had eight years experience
with the Russian thistle, and a saw
that on my farm it has not caused as
much damage as the common bull
thistle. also a native of this region.
with due respect for the opinion Of
legislators who are endeavoring to
secure additional aid in s~uppressinp
this pest, l think that appropriations
for that purpose are entirely un.
necessary"
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-09-20
Tie Cash Customer.

Go to a grocery or dry goods or TO-
ton store anywhere in England to
make some purchases and inquire the
price. You will receive a polite an
swer, and then, if you happen to have
credit at the particular store and you
ak to have the article you cOvet
charged, you will be )litcly told that
the article, whatever it is, whether a
half-pound Of sugar or tea, will be
tuppence or thrippence more for
~"bOoking." The first named price is
the cash prize, since the presumption
always obtains that when prices are
asked the transaction is to be a cash
transaction. And what is true in
England is for the most part true on
the continent Of Europe. If book,
must be kept, merchants and shop
keepers entertain "A pet theory that
the people for whom the books
are kept should be made to pay the
cost Of the same. Merchants of the
the city can tell Of repeatedly rcceiv-
ing bills from German houses and al
ways finding even the cost OF postage
on the bill charged in the account.
Throughout Europe the cm!ncntly
equitable plan obtains of encourage.
ing a cash business by giving the cash
customer an advantage over the n
who pays his bills but once in a
month or once in six months, or some
times not at all. Here in free Amer
lea in retail establishments both cash
customers and debt customers are
placed on nearly the same footing.
only that the cash customer pays a
trltle more for his necessities than he
ought to in order to make up the
losses arising from bad accounts
Kansas City Grocer.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-09-20

Horton, located on Fourth avenue,
between First and Second streets,
and faced east on the alley running
north and south between Third and
Fourth avenues. At that time this
house was situated almost in the
center Of the business district, across
the street from the Iowa Central
Hotel, then the largest hotel in Iowa,
and q of the finest west Of Chicago.
A st. Louis Post-Dispatch CORE
spondent in Clinton has photographed
the house, which, it will be seen, was
exceedingly primitive. The main
portion was "sQuatty," scarcely a
story and a half in height, and COW
cred a ground space Of ISx25 feet.
The front door opened directly into
the room used as a parlor. There
were three other rooms on the ground
floor, occupied as sitting-rOom, bed
room and kitchen and dining-room
combined. The main portion of the
house has been moved and now con-
stituteS an addition to the building
occupied by a bottling company; ana
the old walls, which were the drst to
hear the voice OF the now great
singer, resound with the Kissing
noises Of machines used in bottling
the effervescent pop.
Shortly after Lillian's birth the
Leonard family removed from their
abode on the alley to 4Os Seventh
avenue, Immediately in the rear of
the Baptist Church, and at that time
one Of the finest residences in the
town. Here the remainder of their
days in Clinton were spent.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1894-09-20

IF this should meet the eye Of the
Canadian who some time ago lost a
diamond Shirt-stud worth $3.50. and
engraved, Bob, Jan. |, lS41.' let him
know that the aforesaid shirt-stud
was swallowed by a Canadian turkey,
and exported in that turkeys crop to
the old country" says the Montreal
Gazette. The British householder
who bought it had a fancy TO clean
his turkey, and found he had
bought more than he had bargained
for. Being an honest Englishman,
he did not keep this find to himself.
but inquired what part Of the world
that diamond-fed turkey came from,
and he is now prepared to restore the
shirt-stud to any Canadian who can
prove his ownership"