The Press., 1894-10-04

We call attention to the new adver- tisement of w. l.. Douglas $500 Shoe which appears in our issue today. We have every assurance from the manufac- turer that the recent Improvements in style and quality will give more satisfac- tion than ever to the wearers of these popular shoes.
 He was all that's brave and manly; he had emulated Stanley, and had traVersed wilds where white man ne'er had set his foot before. He just gloried in n battle, for he loved to hear the rattle of the bull lets and the sounding of the cannons deadly roar.
 He would fight hundred people; he would climb the highest steeple, though he knew by that rash act he was counting certain death; he would face raging tiger he would swim the turbid Niger, and he'd walk up to cannon's mouth and never bate his breath.
 There was nothing that could scare him. he had ventured in the harem of the widest, fiercest pasha that e'er lived on Turkeys coast; in graveyard he had litO uJ hlS anu bii'LO i''b' t'i'- dered, if it would be his fortune just to see a real ghost fight
 He was brave beyond all question; there had ne'er been a suggestion that the stories of his boldness were not made up of truth: but alas his courage failed him when rotten molar ailed him, for he didn't have the nerve to let Q dentist pull his tooth.
 ELECTRIC BITTERs. This remedy is be- coming so well known and so popular as to need no special mention. All who have used Electric Bitters sing the same song of praise. A purer medicine does not exist and it is guaranteed to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters will cure all diseases of the liver and kidneys, will remove pimples, boils, salt rheum and other affections caused by impure blood. Will drive malaria from the system and prevent as we'll as cure all malarial feVers For cure of headache, constipation and indigestion try Electric Bitters. Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or money refund ed. Price 50c. and $ per bottle at k. k. | 1aft's drug store. , "It reminds me-" continued the drum \ mer, "of the story of the old women, who sold candy and apples, and always com plained that she was selling her goods below cost. She whined and whined, and kept telling her customers every day, that she was compelled to sell her wares below cost.
 -"'You seem to get along quite nicely for one who is losing so much money remarke ed one of her customers one day.
 "'Oh, yes,' said the old women, for l sell so very much, you know"
 q would rather trust that medicine than any doctor l know of," says Mrs. Hattie Mason of Chiffon, Carter Co.,, Mo-, lin speaking of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol- era and Diarrhpa Remedy. For sale by w. w. Lathrop, Stafford Springs; Ct. l..
 Phillips, South Coventry.
 "I understand" :" said a handsome young
 woman, entering the printing office, "that you employ only girls, and that you are
 in need of forewoman.' A
 "Yes," replied the printer. "Can you
 make up form?"
 "Just look at me and see, l" she answer
 ed, turning herself around. She was en-
 gagged.
 "Many of the citizens of Huntsville, In.
 diana, are never withouta bottle of Cham.
 berlain's Cough Remedy in the house.
 says Jacob Brown, the leading merchant
 of the place. This Remedy has prover
 of so much value for colds and croup ir
 children that few mothers who know its
 wofth are willing to be without it.. Fol
 aaichyW. W. Lathrop, Stafford Springs
 c. L, Phillips, South Coventry. ' Young Bluffieigh- I'd like to see tn, . father that would scare me. Wait unti n Imeet yours, gllmake him toe the mark. n Miss Gruffpop All right, dear. Btu ], be careful where you place the mark" !. A GLooMy OUTLOOK is that of the dys }, peptic, but hts face will brighten when h !, knows that Ripans Tabules cure that tel I rIbie disorder and will make him a cheer