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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27
SECOND PRIMARY.

Names of pupils neither absent nor
tardy:
Kinney Friedrich, Mabel Hollendnr,
Emma Hitzkie. Willie Mathews, Jen-
mic Walters. Hazel Averv, Clarence
Bertran. Marvel Garrison, Francis
Johnson, Joe Mayo, Fin Perry, Elmer
Patton, Ester Thompson, Willie Walsh
Christie Jensen.
NAME SLATTERY, Teacher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27

For rheumatism I have found
nothing equal to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. It reeleives the pain as soon
applied. J. W. Young. West Liberty,
w. Va. The prompt relief it affords
is alone worth many times the cost
50 cents. Its continued use will effect
a permanent cure For sale by F..
Beardsley. Druggist.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27

'his world, think that when q man
VIII Go that he is fool, by the side of
the poor. reckless wretch that ran no
10 throw the engine from the track.
LOOK out. brother, God promises YOU
Sam Jones
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27
GRAMMAR DEPARTMENT.

GRA MMAK DEPA I'M EN-.
Names of pupils nsither absent nor
taIdy:
Mamie st Peter, Nellie Holman,
Max Ewald, Bessie Smith, Fannie
Garrison, Gretta Allen, Percy Morgan
Maud O'Dell, Orley Finger.
JULIA TRACY, Teacher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27
THIRD PRIMARY.

Names of Pupils neither absent nor
tardy:
Harry DeVoe. Louie Harto, Eva
Finger. Sammie Harto, Andrew Frank
ell, Lulu Murray, Maud White, Stella
Wobb, Otto Aald.
EMMA DUGAS, Teacher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27

Thers is nothing SO handsome for
a present to friend or relative as =
,,andsome Crayon Portrait, placed in
= handso,ne frame. 4ou eau save
money and besides SCI Na' you s'
what you order and pay for oy havlli Z
ohson do your work. Gallery next
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27
HOLIDAY EXCURSION RATES VIA
THE NORTH WESTERN LINE.

On Decelnb Der %, %. -, %, and 81,
1894, and January l. 1895, the North
Western Line will sol! excursion tick
cts at very favorable rates, good for
return passage until January 2, 1895.
inclusive. For tickets and full infor-
NATION apply to agents Chicago &
North w estern Railway.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27

HIGH SCHOOL.
Names OF pupils neither absent nor
tardy,
julia Dockery, Mabel Finger, Marion
Garrison, Jon as Radcliffe.
F. ID. CROSS. Prin.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27
KAN s HORN SAYINGS.

u is disappointed Whenever n
wan Is unhappy.
=" Ac!note to the religion OF Christ
&,dshness.
'' 'Nall has an easy place who
:" do Gods will.
Q'Itorgue will protect US where
"ver wouldn't.
Vail uSc weak man. but he has
+ 'or lazy one.
""'-flnder works at least ten
"uSF Tor the devil for nothing.
''anS something when a cheerful
puts his hand in his pocket.
"'oNr troubles TO God and you
W nave Joys to tell everybody.
"od + help the wickedest man
WIG as good as Gld wants him
| w are doing right it is al
>'"NI on God for lots of help.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27

Every Man whose watch
has been rung out Of the bow
(ring), by a pickpocket,
Every Man whose watch
has been damaged by drop
ping out of the bow, and
Every Man of sense who
merely compares the old pull
out bow and the new
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27

Thursday, De. p, 1894.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1894-12-27
DELICIOUS COLUMN NJ.
tey Rey H. C. Todd,)

NONE OF orr BUSINESS.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

fur his family dugout, 40 rods away, but
he hadn't mado SIX jumps when he lay
down and was no more. His wife cum
runnin up, and the shooter cum loafln
along, and artcr tho thrcc of us had gazcd
mt the late deceased fur awhile tho woman
tnquars:
(Which one o yo critters popped over
my ole man so sudden2''
II hov that honor, ma'am," SCI tho
stranger rs hc lifts his has and bows nj
most to the ground.
"What did yo go to do it furf
Fur to give his private graveyard q
boom, ma'am. 1 didn't want to SEQ SIGH
an cntcrprisin kuss mako failure of his
agricultural spcckulashun fur want of a
fust plant"
WAL" SCI sho artcr u bit and iookin a
lectle more cheerful, ''I'vo got seven strap.
pin big sons, and every ono of 'em has got
gun and knows how to shuto. In course
some of 'cm will call and OK fur cxplana-
shuns.'
"Sartinly, ma'am, sartinly." no smil-
tnly replies. L pcrfeckly understand yer
feelin's about it, 1t took me seyen Vars
to find tho Teller who killed my ole dad,
but waited on him. Is this any O. yer
fuss, Stranger no sez MS he turns to mo.
Nary n bit" SCI T. "In course my
sympathics go out moro or less to ards tho
widdcr in this hour of darkness, but not
sufficiently fur any moro shootin. I'm
bound fur tho town O. Pilgrims Roost to
sell my Magic cement and Cherokee sassy
PARTLY. Make no mistake. One mcntls
tho family crockcry and SIGH, and the
t'other nro,ises tho cnthoosiasm of the
vital spccrits.'
kin that Same sassyparilly arouse the
vital spccrits of my ole man yerc?" asks
the wilder.
IL hain't sayin she would, ma am, ~
Ircplies, "bckaso his vital specrits hcv fled,
and thar lain't nuthin fur tho sassyparil-
ly to grip on to. If he'd only taken dose
aforc he started fur tho dugout, things
mought hey bin different Pm sorry,
ma'nm, STRONGLY sorry, but ho'--
"Oh, that's all right. allus knowcd
he'd go this way, as ho was nighsightcd
and powerfully kccrlcss"
Guess We'll jog along together, 2" SCI
tho stranger to me as he got ready land
yell scusc me, ma am, fur not stoppin to
the funeral. I've got heap on my mind
jest now and couldn't say nuthin to con
solo yo anyhow. Gimme tccontish show
on them seven sons O. yors, will yc?
mean don't send 'em all a-campin on
my trail to once Good day to yc, maam.
I'll DO lookin fur to SEQ yer ole mans
head board next time ride this wny'
AUSTIN KEENE.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Summer Homes Guida Roop

The passenger department. of the
Richmond and Danville railroad has ia.
sued Summer Homes Guide Book,
giving complete list of more than 600
hotels, boarding houses and resorts on
and near its line in Virginia, the Caro-
linas, Georgia and Alabama, with loca-
tion, terms, etc. This work is beauti.
fully illustrated and from its complete
list OF resorts tourists and pleasure
seekers can select a summer home at
any rate they may desire.
Summer excursion tickets are now on
sale at reduced rates. Copies Of "Sum.
mer Homes" can be had by applying to
the nearest Richmond and Danyille rail
road agent or to W. A. Turk, general
passenger agent, Washington. D. G.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

clio soap and washing her face. The i'm
mediate Improvement in her looks cncour-
aged her to further eXertions, and sho be-
gan brushing her hair thoroughly, prac-
tice which she kept up conscicntiously cv-
cry day of the memorable fortnight. BY
wearing gloves when sho went out of
doors she triumphcd over tho sunburn on
her hands, and u liberal diet of sulphur
and molasscs-a remedy that smells to
heaven, and tho odor of which is rs per-
Sistent as musk-causcd tho roso and tho
lily to quarrel for tho supremacy III her
complexion. How tho squcaking joints
were quietcd tho patient does not clearly
state, but at tho end of the two weeks
they wcro silcnccd, and she was beautiful
Tho process is SO simple that if it had only
been found out before there would not DO
plain woman on tho face of tho earth by
this time. But now that tho young wom-
an has generously divulged her discovery
We con all retire for couple of weeks
and, with the aid Of soap and water, reap
pear 80 much altered and improved that
our friends cannot recognize u.s.
A sketch Is given of n gown of rose col
orcd muslin, with pale green stripes. Tho
skirt, which has pepllnn, is made over u
rose colorod taffcta underskirt and is dec
GRATED in front with green ribbons. The
round bodice has green folded bretcllcs
which cross over the bosom and nro edged
with ccru lace. Tho gumpc is of rose
colorcd gauzc, and tho short puffcd sleeves
arc finished with thrco ruiilcs OF lace
JUDO CHOLLET.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Maker and Made.

A remarkable argument is said to have
been once made by II German advcnturcr
who was lecturng in London, his theme
being tho great glory of mechanics us q
science
Il tell you wat" announced this
learned gentleman to an interested and
amused audience, do ting dat is made is
moro superior rs dc maker. shall show
you how it is nit some tings.
''Subbosc, now, dat I make do round
wheel on dc coach. Yer we'll. Dat wheel
roll 500 milel An mel cannot roll one
single lcctle milc
"Subbose am dc cooper, an make dc
big barrel for to hold do saucrkraut Dat
barrel ho hold gallon an toni An mo-
cannot hold moro rs two, trco quart, mcin
fricnds-not moro rs two, tree quartz"
His audience evidently saw the point. to
judge from their applause, and tho lcctur-
er, bcaming with satisfaction at his own
powers of argument, proceeded to other
branches of his enthusiastically Com
panion.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

contrasting colors. Even moro variation is
allowed than appeared last year, for the
eye has become thoroughly accustomed to
abrupt transitions
All white costumes arc quite tho mode
and white often enters largely into tho
composition of costumes of combined col
ors 1t is frequently employed with gray,
brown, blue and black and is considered
very effective, although it is pcrishable in
anything except wash fabrics White and
colored lawns arc much worn.
Tussore silk Is used for children's gar
ments, and yellow is much liked for them.
especially III straw and corn shades. De-
cided yellow is by no means juvenile
color, any more than clear green or purple.
and should therefore be avoided. particu-
larly in combination with black. Red,
blue brown and olive in various shades
for dark colors and pale blue, rose straw
and white for light ones allow quite suf-
ficient range for little people, who should
BIO confined tn youthful tints and STYLES as
long as possible, childhood being so small
q part of life, oven when mothers make
the most Of 1t.
The girls gown illustrated Is of ccru
SILK bingham trimmed with band OF In.
sertion laid over ruby satin ribbon. Tho
chemiscttc, over which tho ample crossed
revers open, Is of ruby surah
JUDO CHOLLET
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Are They Alike?

DID you ever stop to think that
great many Of US have two different
eyes. that the sight of each varies?
II you do not believe this just try it.
Select newspaper print or type in TIE
TIMES OF uniform size. Close first one
eye and then the other-you may have
surprise in store for Yourself Then
look at distant object, such Is a sign
of letters across tho street or at
greater distance. Closing the eyes
separately will soon reveal the fact OF
similar vision of inequality, Should
there be difference you should look
into the matter towards a means of
correction This illustration applies
TO persons who have never worn glasses.
Ii you do wear them and wish to d..
termine whether or not they suit your
eyes or sight exactly, follow the same
direction trst with the glasses off the
face and then with them on.
Many, no doubt, arc wearing elasse
totally unsuited to their wants of sight,
A little common sense and: Judgment on
this point to tests will be of great
value. DR.. Matthez. at the Ponce de
Leon, has examined the eyes for adjust
mont Of glasses of thousands and
thousands Of patients, and his lifetime
experience in the onesand only pursuit
naturally qualifi es him most thoroughly
in that department. His visit to Roam
oke is attended with the same success
which always distingui shed his visits
crowded Office daily. You cannot
afford to lose such an opportunity. See
him at once. He will examine your
sight, determine upon it, which is done
without cost. Office, room 30, psrlor
floor.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
THE OFFICER RETURNED ALONE.

w. ID Myers May Not Be Brought Back
To Roanoke After. All.
Policeman John Eanes, who went to
Portsmouth, Ohio, few days ago for
the purpose OF bringing back to this
city w. D. Myers, who is wanted here
for grand larceny end forgery, and who
had been arrested in that city, returned
yesterday alone. Mr.. Eaues stated
that the reason he did not bring back
the accused was because Governor Nc.
Ktnley was on; OF Ohio, spending his
vacation, and could not sign the requi-
sition papers.
Myers is out Of Jail, on a writ of
habeas corpus, and has employed coun-
sci, who will make a strong fight be-
fore he can be brought back to this
State.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
A BEAUTY COURSE.
It Quite Simple, and the Leading nredica-
mcnt Is Soap and Water.

young woman has lately published an
article telling how to become beautiful in
TWO weeks without the aid OF complex
Ion specialist. She states her own per
sonal experience of the treatment she rec
ommends, which includes such unusual
Inducements rs abundant fresh air, food
and sleep. 1t would not seem that two
weeks of this regime, which tho young
woman appears to think will appeal to tho
world MS something entirely new, would
suffice to mctamorphose even q person to
whom 1t was rs great novelty as she evil
dcntly found 1t, but she says it did and
relates the details of the wondrous change.
Wondrous it was, for at tho beginning of
the two weeks her hands were rough and
sunburncd, her skin yellow, oruptivo and
covered with black spccks, her eyes dull,
her hair thin and her joints stiff and oven
squeaking. What she could have been
doing to get into such u condition is be-
yond conjecture, but thus she was, and
nero common wholesomeness Of appear
ance must have looked like rayishing
beauty beside her. In order to mako tho
most of her curative IA days, sho went
Into the country, whore sho set about tho
bcautifying process in desperate earnest
" obtaining some warm water and cas-
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
PARTISAN FANClES.

Tendency For Different Materials and Con.
trnsting CoIors.
Paris is all alive over what it calls SIC
Pas de Quatrc." otherwise ''Dancing In
the Barn, which is already out of date
here. 1t WAS carried To France from Eng
land and has met with an enthusiastic re
ccption. 1t is undoubtedly n pretty dance,
Infinitely more picturesque than tho stiff
knccd york" or any other of its con-
temporarics that were so popular in Amer
lea few years ago
1t is altogether fashionable to have the
bodice and skirt of different materials and
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Four BiS.Successes. {

HAVING the needed merit to more
than make good all the advertising
claimed for them the following four
remedies have reached phenomenal
sale. DR.. Kings New Discovery, for
consumptions, coughs and colds, each
bottle guaranteed-El Electric Bitters, the
great remedy for liver, stomach and
kidneys. Buckien Arnica Salve, the
best in the world, and DR.. Kings New
Life Pills, which are perfect pill. Ali
these remedies are guaranteed to do
just what is claimed for them and the
dealer whose name is attached herewith
viii! be glad to sell you more of them
Sold at Christian & Barbee's drug store
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

KENNITH BAzEMoRE had the good
fortune to receive small bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhGa Remedy when three members
Of his family we're sick with dysentery.
This one small bottle cured them all
and he had some left, which he gave to
Geo. w. Baker. prominent merchant
of the place, Lewiston, N. c., and it
cured him OF the same complaint.
When troubled with dysentary, diar-
rhna, collie or cholera morbus, give this
remedy trial and you will be more
than pleased with the result. The
praise that naturally follows its intro
duction and use has made it very popu-
lar. 25 and so cent bottles for sale by
The Chas. Lyle Drug Company, drug.
gists.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

siasm outer my FUR TIE TOWN OF Pill
sassyparilly and GRIM's ROosT
the fratcrnal spccrit outer my Magic CO.
mcnt when l left. I was lettn the ole
cayusc hov his head fur the town of Pill
grim's Roost when 1 Gums along to whar
crittcr was stakin off half an acre Of
ground. stopped and watched him fur
awhile and then I SEE:
Stranger, begs yer pasdin"
What fur?" sez he, lookin up fur tho
fust time
bcgs yer pardin fur akin q question
which hain't none O. my bizness If ye
hain't too pcrticklcrly occupied, would yo
mind tcllin me what the half acre is fur?"
'Victims!" yclls he, beginnin to amblo
around and work his ears.
Whose victims, if it hain't agin good
manners?'
"Minc!"
"Whar yc goin to git 'cm?'
"Thcy'll cum right along ycrc on foot
and ON hosscs and mewls!'
Stranger" SEE 1, smiling US bewtiful-
ly rs l could, then must take it that va
ar' layin out private graveyard"
Il ar'!" he yclls as he jumps I'D and
cracks his heels together
us it to be all yer own?"
"All my own!"
'Waal, it's SIGH industries as helps build
up new kentry and adds to its charms.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Or. Hudson's Residence Burned.

The residence OF Dr. R. B. Hudson.
about Eve miles sou theast of this city.
was totally destroyed by fire Tuesday
afternoon. Mrs. Hudson and her sister.
Miss Kate Carter, with tho servants.
were the only persons about the premises
when the fire broke out. A considera-
BILE portion of the furniture was saved.
The bouse was insured for 800 and the
furniture for 5000. The fire caught on
the roof, presumably from the sparks
from the chimney.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

public that tho
varchows of my
proparas II u IL 8
can't be ekaletl on
tho face of this
airth.
But the man
with tho perform
In hog had tho
crowd with him,
and they fell on
me and tried to
cut short my CO.
rccr. 1 got away
with tho grasshop-
per, but they was
kickin the enthoo-
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

TIHfoHNiN HUI. an interest when
g Teller who had jest cum into town with
pcrformin hog and was tharfore jcal'us
Of me pushes his way to the front and seq
to mo:
Stranger, will that ere Magic cement
glue u couple Of wings to my shoulders,
that I may riz up and fly fur, fur from
this2"
II hain't sayln she WON'T" SEE I, 'sbut
hain't givin no guarantee"
And about that Cherokee sassypa-
rilly," no goes on, smilin as sweet as n
baby, "docs it remove corns and bunyons.
cure consumpshun, restore lost speerits
1nvlgorato tho liver and take tho place of
whisky, quinino and mustard plastcrs?"
II wouldn't go fur to say she'll do all
that, SCI l, wondorin what sort of a fuss
the crittcr was itchin fur, 'but if she don {
put moro ambishun into yer soul than n
bar'l O. dried apples I'll chccrfully refund
the money. She's n sassyparilly what gifts
right up and hustles fur "a hours in a day.
but han't claimin she'll make Cherokee
an earthly paradise"
And, stranger" he goes on as he be-
gins to prancc around II lectlc, "whyfor
that grasshoppcr in u bottle? What's that
lnscck bin a doin agin yer rights or tho
laws of this ycrc territory that he should
be kept bottled up all by hisseif?''
Hos my Twin proof" scz I, lookin
over tho crowd and sccin they was all
agin me. Pm goin to take him outer
the bottle and break him in two and CO.
mcnt him together agin. It'll sortcr de-
press his spccrits and make him homcsick,
and tharforc I'll follcr it with dose of
my Cherokee sassyparilly to cheer him
up"
But I'm agin itp' he yclls as no gal
lops around. Everything in Cherokee
has rights, and durn my hide if I'm eoin
to stand by and sec an inscck walked on
fur to show off some critters peartnessl"
But he hain't dom no kiclsin hissclf, I"
sez l, with the power of truth on my side
ION tho contrary, he's a,feelin it his cheer
full dooty to assist me in convincin the
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
The Wagon Was DemoIIsh adj

wagon belonging to Peter Crum-
pecker. OF Franklin county. was totally
wrecked on Kirk avenue YESTERDAY
afternoon. The horses attached to the
wagon became frightened on Commerce
street at the electric cars and went
tearing down Kirk avenue at a fearful
rate OF speed The wagon collided
with tree and was completely de-
molished. Fortunately the horses
were not injured
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
An American Enthcr.

Ncighbor-Now that you hcv succeed
ed i'll givin y'r sons and daughters col
lego education, what arc yo goin to do
next?
Mr.. Wayback-Waal, I dunno, but I've
been thinkin I'd better move out Of town
so l won't disgrace 'cm.-New Yorl,
Wppl<lv
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Burrell Smith Was Dlsmissed

Burrell Smith, the small colored bow
who WAS arrested by Detective W. g.
Bald win several nights ago for ate n pit
ing TO break into the dying house Of
MIS-. Davis, on Henry street, was given
D nearing before Police Justice Will
liams yesterday morning. He was dis.
missed with the promioe thathis mother
would give him severe whipping.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
What IIc Loved.

Bingo-My wife is putting up some
branded peaches this year.
Castlcton-Aro you fond of them2
Bingo-I don't care so much for the
peaches, but I appreciate tho spirit I'm
which she works.-Ncw York Sun.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

Mothcr-Johnny! Johnny! What aro
you hitting that little boy for?
Johnny-'Causc tho boy that lives next
door to him's been maxim faces Mt n
friend Of mine. I'm goin to git even
with somebody fur it, by cracky.--Chi-
cAgo Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02

n dose Of my
Cherokee sassy
parilla to put en-
thoosiasn into his
vital parts, I rid
over to tho young
n II d anbishus
town Of Happy
Day to do bizncss.
1 was talkin to
the people on the
public squar' and
seekin to arouse
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
English as She Is Spoke.

"Do &c rain come down from &c clouds
or up from 20 ground?" asked the Frcnch-
man.
Down from the Clouds of course" an
swcrcd the American. What put tho
foolish idea into your head that it camo
up from the ground!"
II just hear one of your countrymcn
say he expect n shower to come up soon >"
New York Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
XNTARNING-ALL PERSONS ARE

NM ARNING-ALL PERSONS ARE
hereby warned against negotiat..
Ing or trading for the the following de-
scribed note and bond.
Ono note Of Christian Barbee Drug
Company for 81 800, dated July 6, 1894,
payable four months after date at the
Fidelity Loan and Trust Company,
Roanoke, Va, payable to and indorsed
by d. II. Matson, William Booth, j. P.
Bsrbee, Il. III Greider and c. C. Hudson.
One coupon bond CT the Roanoke
Street Railway Company, of Roanoke,
Va, No. 20, OF tho par value OF 500
All OF the above having been stolen
from berth OF sleeping Car st Shenan-
doah Junction, w. Va, on the morning
of July 2lst instant. JOS. T. EN-
GLEBY. 7241w.
July 81, 1904.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Un,lntterlng. but Yerncious.

The Facetious Grandpa-And why, Tom
my, do you wish me very many happy re-
turns of my birthday,
His Grandson, Tommy-'C on your
birthdays you gimme suthin. = Chicago
Eribune
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
Picnic at Coyner's To-day.

The annual Sunday school picnic of
st. Johns and Christ Churches will be
hold today at Coyner's Springs. The
scholars will meet at the churches at
$3.50 this morning and make the trip in
wagons and other vehicles The pic
nicers will spend the day on the lawn
and return to the city in The cool of the
evening.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1894-08-02
UtterlY Disseminating.

"Thsso is terrible hard times" said
Meandcring Mike.
You bet they is" replied Flooding
Pete. "A Teller can't go nowhere lookin
fur work nowadays without hcvin some
offered him. Washington Star