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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16
r.,.phon{ decisions.

Strange a. it md seem, says Elec-
tricity, there are auditory as well as
optical decisions. Every subscriber
has TIVE or three girls in his mind
whom n considers active and oblis-
ing. Hshas absolutely no means Of
knowing who they are but he thinks
he can tell them by their voices, and
gets irritable when they are of duty.
Az an illustration, not long ago atele-
phone official had reason to call on q
prominent subscriber, who devoted
considerable time to dilating on the
efficiency of his girl. He lauded her to
heights delightful, and had thought Of
recommending her to q friend for a
lucrative position. The case Was
reported to the manager, who, upon
Investigation, found that the very
knowing but we'll meaning gentleman
was bewitched by the general sweet.
ness OF the telephone Office voice. The
limo, being q particularly light one,
had no regular operator, and as q
general rule no less than ten differ.
ent girls handled the wire in q day.
But he knew "l.is girl' every time.
which speaks we'll for the vocal sys.
TEN In use for training voices.
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Are improved II

The Yonth's Companion is soon tt
enter upon its sixty-ninth year Of
publication, and as one says who has
been q constant reader Of its columns
for more than thirty years, sit has
steadily improved year by year." TT
articles to-day cover the whole field
Of life and experience, furnishing q
vast amount of valuable and enter.
taing reading of q character not
found elsewhere, and of 80 great a
variety that the Companion interests
alike each member of the family.
The prospectus for the volume of
1895 announces an unusual array of
attractions; fourteen serial stories, q
wealth Of short stories, anecdotes,
humorous sketches, adventures.
science and home articles, timely edl.
torials on ell important questions,
and more than two hundred original
poems Of the highest class.
Full Prospectus and specimen copies
sent free on application. New sub
scribers who send 41.75 now will re.
celve the paper free to January /, 1895,
and one year from that date. 1t
comes every week. Finely illustrated,
The Youths Companion,
Boston, Mass
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Railroad Project.

Duluth, Mimi, Nov. 13-Thc rumol
comes from Port Arthur, Ont, on the
north shore OF Lake Superior, that
next season the Canadian Pacific
steamships will be RUN: to this city,
instead of making their western ter.
minus at Port Arthur and Port vii.
liam. The Canadian Pacific Railway
Company has three magnificent steel
ships, excelling anything On the lakes,
except the North.West, which, have
been run in connection with its line,
between Georgian bay and Port vii.
liam, The Port Arthur story is tothe
effect that two of these will run
through to:Duluth. while tho other.
|apd =. Chartered fretghter.- viii. kcep
on the run to that port.
There can be but one reason for ouch
10 change in the company's ,'busi6ess,
and that is the building Canadian
Pacific railways branch, the Duluth
Z Winnipeg, through TOT connection
with Its main line ct Winnipeg. Re.
cent events here have strengthened
the belief that this line was to be
built, and q number Of circumstances
corroborate the story from Port: Al.
thur.-Minneapolis Journal.
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Carlisle,

Everyone is taking rest after the
big battle on the 9th.
Several of the young men here start
ed for tho lumber woods this week.
There will be box social in the
school house. West Carlisle, on the
10th, inst.
James Slater is in Winnipeg.
Rumor has 1t that Jim will bring
some one with him.
Paul johnson got tho ONCE but is
still looking for the black COW; II you
find her let him know.
Married: On November It'll, 1894.
William Huffman to Margaret Jane
MOffatt. They have the best wishes
from US all.
O'Hara and Webb have bought q
very large well-boring machine and
will commence operations at once.
II you want an artesian we'll give
them call.
When you 60 to Bathgate next, Mr..
Editor, drop 10 to Mr.. Trenhslme's
Office, and II he don't greet you with
the sweetest smile you ever saw we
miss our guess. No school ma'am
smiles sweeter than Bro. Trenholme,
since we rolled up the big majority
for locating the blind asylum at Bath.
gate.
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Of Interest to Settlers.

William Graham, Of Milton, has
been arrested on q charge Of perjury,
preferred by the United States gov
eminent through its special agent, A.
w. Stiles Of Washington, d. G. It
seems that at the time Mr.. Graham
proved up on his tree claim in Osna-
brock township the recordsin the Of
flee Of. the register Of deeds showed
him to be the owner Of more laid
than the law allows an applicant.
And it is further charged that there
was not the requisite amount Of I'm
prevement on the land at the time Of
making proof The case was taken
before Judge r. NJ. Carothers Of
Grand Forks, Graham's defense 10
that before making final proof on his
claimzzhe decided some of the; land to
his sons, who arc non-residents of the
state, and failed to make the. trans
fers on the records.-Fargo Argus.
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with Good Reason.

It is said that nothing stamps the
educated man like the correct use
OF adjectives and adverbs. Andy
Tfumbull was popular merchant in
. small way, but in an evil hour he
committed Q forgery, which was dis
covered.
He was tried at the next term Of
court, and Ephriam Blair was among
seat to hear the trial.
"Welli" said his wife, on his return.
Guilty" said Ephriam, laconically.
Give years"
LAND suz!" cried Mrs. Blair. "How
did poor Andy take ii"
"Well," said Ephriam, refectively,
was lookingrisht at Andy when he was
sentenced, and it struck me that he
was embarrassed"
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Not '.MIorooooo,."

Professor Brieger, of the Berlin Med
ical Institute, reports all exchange,
was busily at work in his laboratory,
surrounded by q formidable array of
chemical and archaeological utensils.
Adistinsuished foreign physician called
upon him, and watched his absorbing
labor with interest.
The professors attention seemed to
be anxiously, but still hopefully, con-
contracted on vessel which was en-
veloped in smoke and steam.
"Guess what I am boiling here, said
tho professor.
The visitor began to enumerate the
entire scale Of heterogeneous.
"Micrococcii"
'tNo."
"sonococcii"
"No."
"Spirochetei"
mo"
"What, theni"
"sausages," replied Brieger.
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;canvasingI Board.

The canvassing board met on Mon.
dav, and began work on Tuesday.
Messrs Myrick Morrison and Mcintosh
are doing the figuripg;: 'Messrs Dono.
van, Eyolfson apd Bride redisquali.
fed bybeing, Candidates. LISA e.
dious job 'there;beipg almost 100 cad.
didates and questions to take tally Qn.
Among the candidates watching the
count are Messrs McCabe. pduglas,
Donovan, Eyoltson. AttyG Stack,
Young and Brynjolfson have also been
round at, intervals. ,
The board wills probably meet q.
commissioners. as soon as the canvass
is completed, and transact other gen.
eraI business. Among other matters
to come before them Is the appoint.
ment of a successor to. sheriff O,OOn.
nor, who,will'1esisn to take his new
Office as collector Of customs of this
district. It is probable that newly
elected sheriff. Geo. McCabe will be
appointed.
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HeAese e 81 3 Ieavenine PoverIste,e IA d 6o,f R.
@!a!!!!! s Rs';iaRs
ARAOHlJrEHY nRIRR
Time and Distance.
ABSOLUTELY pUEE

We take gllbly enough of the dura.
tlon Of geologic periods and the dist
ance to the sun or moon. and yet who
has any definite conception Of mill
lion Of years or q million os miles?
Henry Ward Bcecher used to say that
he had some idea Of what thousand
dollars was, but u million was entire.
ly beyond him. In trying to convey.a
conception OF his statement that the
earth is ut least four hundred million
years old. q scientist says: Cut u
strIpof paper eighty-three feet and
four inches wide; pin this up In long
hall, or around the sides of u tolerably
large room; from one end measure OF
onc-tenth Of an inch, aud 1t bears the
same proportion to the whole strip
that hundred years does to q million.
Did you ever walk ten miles along a
country road? Then you have an idea
Of that distance. Now pin up the
scientists strip Of paper; measure OF
at one end one inch and fOur-teuths;
and you have the proportion that
your ten mile walk bears to Il Journey
Zone way only over the lines Of the
great Burlington railroad system. Or
place one leg Of pair of conpasses on
your map at Yankton, South Dakota;
act the other leg at Chicago, and des-
cribc circle. It will pass through
livery nearly st. Louis, Denver, and
Billings (Montana), all terminals Of
the Burlington. Within the circle
will be found Peoria, St. Paul, Min.
neapolis, Omaha, st. Joseph, Kansas
City and Cheyenne, all enjoying the
service Of this railroad. For maps,
timetables and tickets, call on any
ticket agent Of the Burlington or con-
Meeting lines, or address w. ]. c. Ken.
Won, Gen. Pass. Age Mt, st. Paul. MINI.
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2amilten.

j. Q. Monnet was in the city, Mon.
day, on business.
D. Elembaum came down from
Cavalier the first of the week.
W. H. Randall has purchased the
farm formerly owned by e. Gardner,
Nearly oil the prominent "pops''
of the county were In town, Monday,
on business.
Wanted-A girl for the winter,
must be good cook, washer and ironer.
1918. MRS. G. II. AssELsrINE.
Mr.. Craft and W. B. Clements rem.
resented Cavalier at this place, on
election day.
Quite a number attended the
teachers examination Friday. We
are always pleased to see the school
ma'ams.
b. A case was tllcd before Justice AS.
|selstine. Mondey, eat'tled Estate Of
North Dakota vs.. David Miller" the
charge was grand larceny, and aftel
q lot Of wrangling, was dismissed.
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mortgage sele.

w 18Th ssy cf January. 4: 3. 1875. make
described chsttels. to.wit: One grey COW, abonl
70 II. G. Feldman, TO secure the payment Of TIKI
sum Of twenty .1ve dollars and hfty cents teS,5
And whereas, default - been made In tni
terms Of said mortgage: in this. to.wit: Thai
said mortgage. and the same has not been paid
Now therefore, notice is hereby given, that b
virtue Of said mortgage and by order Of said
sell the above described chattels at public auc
lion In front Of n. c, Feldman feed store. in thu
city Of Pembina, county Of Pembina state Of
Of the 18th day Of November, 1891.
Dated November 8fd, 1884.
e. W. CONXY, EC0ENE HAnRlo,
Attorney for Mortgage. Agent
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From the German.

from the German.
Lieutenant-I would like very much
to have leave Of absence for three
days.
Colonel-Going to picnicf
eyes, Colonel, We are going to have
. little fishing party out in the
woods"
"Going to bs ladies in the party9"
eyes, Colonel, quite q number Of
ladies will be in the party"
"You can go, and I hope you will
enjoy yourself, but for heavens sake,
young man, be careful. It was on
Just such an innocent picnic that
came to be gobbled up by the old
lady in there"
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Teacher wanted.

Female teacher wanted for the In
termediate department of the Ham.
ilton school, to teach a four months
term, must hold not less than second
grade certificate. Term to commence
November 18th. Apply stating sal.
airy, to II. N. JOY, clerk,
1919 Hamilton, N. d.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

J. LocKHART has moved to town
froll his farm near BowesmQnt to
taxi the benefit Of our city schools.
Ha occupies the dwelling formerly
occl pied by w. Fl. Moorhead.,
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A Quarter een,ury Test.

For q quaIterofa century Dr. Kings
New Medical Ilist, very has been test.
Ell. and tic millinrs who have receiv.
ed tenefit fiOm It's use testify to its
wonderful curative IawcIs In all dis.
eases of ] hroat. CHEST and Lungs.
A remedy that has stotd the test 80
long ard that las given so universal
satisfacti is no experiment. Each
bottle Is p, s:,i"tly :. ararteed to give
relief, or he money will lie refunded,
It Is admitted tol, ,l,c most reliable
for Coughs ard c, Ids. Trial bottles
Free at n II. siaw & Co.'S. Drua
Store. Laige size: co.. and &l,O0
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"Hi.s and Mrs." IN Grafton Record ;,

"Hiss and Mrs." IN Grafton Record.
A man from St. Thomus told me
that itS was impossible to locate a
blind pig at ST. Thomas to say moth.
ing Of ii blind asylum, :
I hear that's few populists caught
onto the sage brush in Pembina coun.
ty and saved themselves from going
over the line.
I heard the other day that lawyer
down at Drayton, who had been. sing.
ing in the popullst party has been
unable for some time to set any
money,te loan. The day after cleo.
tion he received q telegram from the
company he had been doing business
for, that they:had plenty Of money fol
him now, since the frogs had been
counted and found wanting in North
Dakota.
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1t May Do as Much for You.

Mr.. Fred Miller, cf Irving, Ill. writes
that he had severe kidney trouble
for many years, with severe pains IL
his back and also that his bladder wat
affected. He tried many ST. called
Kidney cures Tut Without any guol
result. About a year ago he l,cgaE
Use IF Electric I,ittnrs aud. found re
lief at Cncc. Electric Bi'ters is cs
pccialiy aGhli.,G' H.. cure ct alr Kidney
and Liver tr les and often give.
i!MGst Install rclif. One trial will
prove orr stat tEcit. ]'ritc only SOC
fer large lnttlc. Att. II. Shaw & Co
Drug store.
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- IN = - s = lestu q = Sd
w; W. ~ - !! 81 ~ o y and Geo,
|zt 49, q q SsvsllsI ran migntys cloee,
1s I, 1850 J. ~, 0s'ne one vote anead. We
aonIs UssssyS snas AsnR VIII call for 9
1e ~
Fsul .onnson ran miles ahead OF
sny otitne Yen candidates Tor Justice.
Eaul why didn't you run for some Of.
hce worth something.
Much lese than half the voters took
| pains TO x tho constitutional amend
ment. And Of: these $50 voted
sgatnstt t. And We venture that at
least 100 Of these would have voted
for II ftheyreallzed what the amend
ment waS about. : All Of which ID a
commentary on the usefulness Of the
proposed referendum" idea ~
The totals are very. slightlys chang
edfrom last week and not edoughatu
change results.
Young beat Conmy, though both
are elected. !. !.
George Roadhouse got a pretty
good vote for man not running, and
Stands up pretty we'll with some fell
lows who thought they were in 1t.
For the county seat, Crystal had 8,
Sslasston =, Walhaila 3. There were
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16
Dental Notice

=, DR.. Rose, dentist, will be
Pin Pcmbina from the LIST
tothe 18TH. Neche from the 10th to
the 90th; Bathgate' from the 21st to
the 18th; Hamilton from the 25th to
27th;' Cavalier 18th to end of month.
This will be followed up until further
notice.
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Canadian Exeurs,ona,

Between November 10th. and De.
cember 31st, 1894. you can 20 from
points in northeIn Minnesota, North
Dakota and Manitoba, on thes North.
ern Pacific Railroad, to Montreal and
principal points 10 Ontario, for 600
for the round trip. These tickets will
be sold from stations as far west az
Jamestown, N. D. on the main line,
and all the stations between Winni.
peg Junction and including Winnipeg,
Brandon and Portage LaPrairle, and
will be good for ninety days from day
Of sale.
Sale Of tickets, from Manitoba
points, Now oth,' daily to Dec. 3lst,
inclusive, from northern Minnesota
and North Dakota points, Nov. 10th,
9th, Dec. 4th, aud Dec. 10th, daily to
Dec. 3lst inclusive. :. =,
Limit of tickets WILDE extended
upon certain conditions; which infor.
nation you ctt obtaihanom your tick
ct agents.
Special notice Il drawn to the fact
that ON Tuetdeys In December the
Northern. Pacific viii run Pullman
Tourist, Upholstered Sleeping Cars
from Manipbsto St. Paul, making
direct connection with daylight trains
having Parlor Car from St. Paul to
Chicago, and making direct connect
ion there for Canadian points. Only
$1.0O for o donble lower berth In Tour.
list Sleeping Car.
For more detailed information re-
gardlng the above. call on any North
ern Pacific Ticket Agent, or Larry
Mathews, Travelling Passenger Agent
Grand Forks, q. e. Lang Travelling
Passenger Agent Winnipeg, or Chas.
s. Fee, Gen. Pass. Agent, St. Paul
MINI. I7.e4
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...l, No.. y. No.. a,,.,..

~ N0106 Nevo1 8moko.
With more tentine comfort" said
an old smoker last night, ethan
when I an reclining in one Of those
big. easy chairs III the Bu1et-smok.
ing lIberary coach on:the North West
ern limited between Minneapolis and
Chicago. In that Smokers Paradise
on wheels" everything 10 conductive
to solid comfort. rest and enjoyment.
The Journal, Minneapolis.
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AROUND Town.

AROUHD Town.
BsHoP WALKER conducted service.
III l'athgate last Wednesday.
TuE Chronicle and Democrat are
photographs Of each other this week.
RsxrxnxR dIstrict conrt h.s h..,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

The most unhappy period of mar.
riage, according to French divorce
statistics, is for the period extending
from the fifth to the tenth year. Aft
Or that the figures drop rapidly. Only
20 per cent Of couples seek divorce be.
tween their tenth and twentieth years
Of union. Only one pair in one hun.
dred seek to cut the knot after the
period OF over 80 and under 40 years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

~ t. G. Smith Gun for SALE.
So Damascus barrels. 10 gauge, weight
10 lbs. free from pits and as good q
new. Cost go, viii be sold cheap.
If g. G.. THoMPsoN.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

II you want TO renew your farm
lean, or make a new one see J. d.
& T. d. Stack of Bathgate. They
have % Unlimited amount Of money,
.andwHl make you a. lean on terms
nnequslled by. any other. comp any
both Is TO rate of interest land terms Of
payments; you may ply OF The loan In
annual paymentsor retain the. whole
principal for ten (IN years at will.
See. them for further particulars be.
fore going elsewhere. and then satisfy
yourself that they offer the best terms
given In the county. Att
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Wanted,

3 Male:teacher holding second grade
certificate for FIVE month terms CON-
mepcing Nov. 9Th. Applicants to state
.salsfy address. GEO. .HoDasoN, dis
trlct 90 Mugford P. O.. N. ID.
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For Sale.

352 acres of land lying all in one
body, adjoining the Red river and only
two miles from Pembina. The same
can Be bought cheap and on long
time II the right party applies to the
owners. J. @. OSWALD & Co.,
1874 Minneapolis, MINI.
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Pe,sonals.

Geo. Esterly. and W. Wright Of
Bathgate we're in the city Tuesday. i.
80. Mrs. Ryan leaves for the Pacific
coast In o short time where she will
remain all winter. -. Il. II. Bergman
and s. Sigurdson, Of Gardar were in
the city last week and rejoiced over
republican landslide of Tuesday.
They are both dyed-in-the-wcol repub.
licans and influential In their locall.
ty.......Attorneys Brynjlfson, Stack
and Young attended the official counts
this week, as also did Jas. and Geo.
McCabe. ..... Hon. Judson LaMoure
made short business trip to st. Paul
last week reforming Sunday. Mrs.
Chale, Mrs, VIM. Carter and Mrs.
Chevalier went to Cashel Monday, on
u visit torelatives.
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ESnayed.

A black and white hog came. to my
place, about, Oct. 3lst. Owner can
have, the same by proving property,
and paying expenses.
~ T. II. A. THAcKER,
Hamilton, N. ID.
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8 Walsh County.

Fraser, county auditor, is elected
by II; Douglas treasurer. 7s5: Jacob.
son. sheriff, 47s; Foss, register Of deeds
26s; Brown. CLERK, 572; Spencer, ut.
torney, $50; Flaten, coroner, 500; Nc.
Kenzle. Judge, l01. The justices are;
Peterson, Brant, Southland. Mitchell;
constables: Frame, Jensen, Ellason
and Sprague.
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Wanted.

Male teacher. holding sccond.grade
certificate. for q term Of one year,
commencing December LIST. Appli.
can't to state salary. Address
THos. LANG, Dist No. 4.
1919 Leroy, N. d
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There ID No Royal Road

To public favor any more than to
learning. This is true, at all events,
in America where intrinsic excellence
IL necessary to secure and retain the
popular favor. The reason the North.
western line is one Of the most popu.
lar railroads. is that its service is not
only. always upto date but away ahead
Of the date. In our opinion, this is
the best line between Chicago and the
Twin Cities.-The Excursionist, Chi
cago. =: 1924
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

When you come to Pembina, stop
ct the Headquarters Hotel, you will
lind; everything neat, good and cheap.
|ls.K R0B1RT Ru1ERT.
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BRADsHAw-THoRPE-At tho Pres.
byterian parsonage, Grafton, n. D.,
on the 18th inst, BY the Rev. DR..
Mcdonald. Mr.. Samuel Bs1dshsW
g g Cavalier, to Niss Assis Thorpe,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

Mandolin; Guitar and Piano Lessons.
The undersigned is prepared to give
lessons on the Mandolin, Guitar and
Plano. I IT Miss AMY COATS.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

Ono dollar : day PAYS your hotel
bill in Pembina, II you stop at the
Headquarters, and you will be pleased
with your accommodations.
left. ROBERT BUBERT.
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Coming.

-. Coming.
To the Pembina Photographic Studio
on the first week In December, and
will be prepared to execute anything
IN my line In the latest styles and at
prices that will be within the. reach of
ill. A. H. ANDERSON,
3Stf Photographer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

Out OF tho Mouths Of Babes and
Stockings.
":Pa, please do me q favor?"
"You want q little monkey, don't
you; Johnnyi"
"No, I don't want q monkey"
"What is it, them"
II want you to come home tight
again like you did last night. You
are q heap funnier than q monkey
when you are tight"
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outer: Paflor.

W. II. Moorhead has opened his oys-
ter parlor, on ROlette street, and ia
prepared to serve oysters in any style;
| at any time. lift
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

In reported that clergyman from
the southern part Of the county was
arot. nd last week inviting his congre.
gatlon to a funeral discourse on
Sunday. After reading the returns,
he thought st. Thomas ought TO be de-
Gently buried.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1894-11-16

RooEn A1I1N has a clear majority
Of SIX over both Kinter and Wallace
10 Walsh county, and q plurality of
Jos over Wallace. The Official vote
is Allin 1,7l6. Kinter 600, Wallace I'll.
Cant something be done to save
Auin"'-Grand Forks Herald.