Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1894-01-09


chance with other natioEs at al the
peple of the earth-fourteen hundred
milionsI just imagin the agresiv and
enterprising chosen Children rum
aging thru the very hart.ef Darkest
Africa" selling Their nekties aud sus-
penders TO the nativ. naked, savage.
blak harbarians. God of heven
al our pepIe want is q fair. even
chance with all the nations of the
world. and who ever knu the Ameri-
can tC get left? As with nations so
with individuals.
The oldtimers dampend the ardOr
of the enthusiast of the ssModern
Methods by whispering into his
ear, for his special information, that
ther was no mony in al that section.
that it was wel-known that Arkansaw
was n hard State anyway, and that in
the Who'll cuntry SearcY was the very
tufest town. His name was LOVE
and it stsgerd him, and lie TELEGRAPH:
"Shali risk it?'' The anser was !:
That's yor battlefield; jump in at
once; it's twenty-percent iron law
of the Rouss SYSTEM The next
dA the stranger was record-smasher
of the irmest creed, and the who'll
cuntry for miles and miles had herd
of him and his matches sIedgham-
ers.
The felo walked into the offs
expressing desire to Sc the proprie-
tor of $40, and simply scd: .'I'm
the man." He broke out in q cum
try Iaf and sed .''Ure the third man
in this hous that told me the same
thing; however, whoever . ar. per-
haps . can sci me good thing to
put in my windo to draw trade; l Sc
o make a fine show in yor large
front. don't want no Jumping jacks
or dancing 6gurs; tha're played
OUT 1 told him, among other
things, Their wer tire that wud choke
up his stor in hat an our. He kept
his word, and thes wer the tire piles
and tickets that made him forget
that he had ever heard of 'shard
times"-24 sheets of note paper, II
rOocs Of Adanlantfne pins, a paper of
the best NEEDLES, each pile labled ONE
Gent" The monY seemd 10 cum
down out of heven. Thos tire insig-
nificant, simple things of evrv da use
had i'll one single da changed his
Who'll lifc-tha had swept his stor of
many dollar of other goods that had
become rusty and dusty under the
old ''hard times" of unfair profit; at
+twenty percent tina went with the
cyclone. Thre years ago in the
corntield at dollar a da; now one of
the most progresiv of al our army of
successful representative. A genuin
twenty percenter of the cash down
creed is this master of Modern lIeth-
ods-Wilson of Greenburg, Pa.
Yes indeed, it will be fun to Sc thes
splendid fellows cut and slash into
sausage meat the hitarifer of Nc
Kinley after the neat, clever, carving
down of the Wilson bill. BILLY VIII
SON! Not an ADLER, brainier man in
the councils of the nation and n pur-
er patriot never lived Vel cum to
think of it, we wer 10th in the same
company in the rebel army she O in
YANKEES and YANKEES shootin us. at
twelve dollars a month and whisky
thousand dollars gallon!
Tue ritter goes thru some 1900
letters every da, Sunda included;
quik glanc tells the story-tlre TWEEN
tY-tive pretender 9runts at the ''hard
times" which means that he is an
imitation; in reality, getting al he
can, and the sharpshooters are cut
ting him to pieces. The great major
ity of them lead off with single word
to Their order, flush - tina are the
geuuin twenty-five per cent. spot
cashiers and tier letters are often so
chOck full of concentrated vim and
push and drive that fellow has TO
jump over half dozen desks TO cool
down. The hot-bluded Southrun ses
'',ShOOt" while the Northerner eofng
Rattle EN- along" and MKT mp with
the buttons and cloth and hats, ar
expressive adjectives of the crushing
crown, the granting old hundred
percenter, spiced up with the magi-
cal, musical jingle of the Almity
Dollar.
CHARLES BROADWAY RoUss,
$40, Sol and 553 Broadway,
New York City.