The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1894-12-22
BRINGING HUBBY AROUND.
There Are Various Ways, and Some OF
Them Are Ingenious.


1t was ut a swell dinner party, and
two little IN smiled knowingly
across the table at each other. AS
soon as the dinner was over they
rushed into a quiet corner and de-
manded simultaneously:
Tell me how you ever induced
your husband to bring your"
How on earth did you manage
to make him Gomez"
ooh, | hadn't much trouble this
time modestly replied the woman
in green and black. you know my
husband always reads his paper at
the breakfast table,
"Of course, but what on earth
Had that to do with it? A great
deal. You see, he always answers
MINI to anything 1 say, so l just
determined to turn that habit to &C.
count, The morning that this invi-
tation came l tested him with sew
eral random remarks and, finding
him absorbed, said: BY the way,
here is an invitation to dine with
Marie on the 18th. Isuppose we &C
cept?' MINI, was the reply, and ]
said no more
ooh, well, but
YES, / know. But l made all
preparations, and when this evening
came l laid all his things ready.
When he came home he was thun.
d~erstruck, and, though / reminded
him that he had told me to accept,
he declared that he knew nothing
about it and fatty refused to go.
Then l got my gatling gun in posi-
ton. I'm so sorry, dear l said,
but as l thought we we're going out
1 allowed the cook to spend the even.
ing with her mother, and there isn't
q thing to eat in the house H
muttered something about a restau.
rant, but ended by making his toilet,
And here we are" she added trium.
phantly.
How awfully bright of you ani
how nice you are looking. If thai
scheme isn't copyrighted | might try
it myself some time"
Goodness, no; use it if you like
1t will be perfectly safe. Our hus
bands don't belong to the same club
But you haven't told me yet how
you managed to come"
Very true. had rather a hare
time of it-a second wife Away
does. You see, her husband is verset
in all the ordinary feminine wiles
and she must always be original.
tried coaxing, tears, threats, every
thing, for mamma had brought ~
this gown from Paris, and l was de
termined to show it if it landed III
in the divorce court"
"Of our you ere Sleeves lik
that r worth it."
Yes, it took "a hours to think
over. Then an idea occurred to me
You know Tom is awfully sensitiv
| in regard to the difference in on
| ages, 50 the next day l allowed hin
t to find me in a flood of tears. Natu
+ rally he demanded to know tn
cause. At first I refused to tell, bu
finally sobbed out that it was becaus
people were saying such cruel thing
of me. What things? He was fur
Gus. 'They-they say that TT
T ashamed to be seen anywhere wit
a you because you-you are so ole
S And it isn't true at alln He We
quiet for a minute or two. Then
g o queer voice he said: BY the wa,
n you We're speaking of an invitatio
G to dine with the Swellstyles yeste
G day. weren't you? Well, l find thu
l car manage to break the busine.
S engagement l had for that ovenin;
: so you had better accept"
$50 you merely did as you we
bid, after all?'
t. Exactly. Mercy, do look at Clal
n over there! She is actually weari1
a her wedding dress again !'--Chicas
y Tribune.