New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1894-12-30
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TALK or THE DAY
The Americans residing in oxford, England
have organized literary and social club
81 can tell you baron that at when nto my gS,r Offer
Of m Ths ,at ny On the pon Of
Ing myself out OF the window.
"Th n'i heHightr'Nt Karlsbaden .wochenbiatt.
THE guf1a.o Express" says a boy OF that city
who was asked to write out what he considered n
ideal holiday dinner menu evolved the following;
Fur.l corse
MInce pie
Pumpkin pie ard turkey
Third Corse
Lemon pie .urNsy and, and eTanoeTT'''
,,r, ME apple ple chocolate cake and plum pudding
''' F''' N.Y. Dessert.
rbara il a movement In North ADAMS Mass, 10
max, the town A city With population OF 2lOOa
(; claims 10 be the largest town IN America WIN
the exception of Wate.v!let, " \.
He Must Have Been centipedeE,A Ia lazy Sc, was
showing A visitor the family portraits II he p1uid
On lcrv That officer there IN UNIFORM, sle sa'u,
was my great grandfather. He was As brave "a
d ian but one OF the most unfortunate or men.
lie never fought battle IN when ne ga no' aisi
An arm or a leg carried away. men she aua -
proui.y. 'He took part IN t"eniy-iour e"s"se'
mcnts'' lid Bits
Professor J. NJ. f. Snodgrass. OF Chieaso' mas
resigned the SUPPLEMENTARY OF Sunaay-sc
I'm that city because the church ohicia'S HS's'eu
ON having some one impersonate Santa Claus al the
Sunday-schoo Christmas celebration ne u'S"p
proves OF the old legend about santa '.aus anu
says il tends to superstition.
An Emergency Brand-New-l would Ike
70 get a irst-class book on etiquette - o,,
Mi Brand New-Any particular point you """'
Mrs. Brand -New-yes- to treat ones infer naT
iors. You know, dear, II Is ohlS ieO7"''' w ''~
had inferiors-,fuck
An officer OF the British militia recently expressed
himself As personally aggreved because an Enshsn
journal inadvertently. or otherwise. put some Oh
his fellow-inilitiamen down "a snobs lie AYERS
thar II is not a bad record for the militia "heh
includes four princes. twelve dukes eight hl''l''SS
twenty-one earls fourteen vscounts' 'htN '"'
lords thirtysix barOnets besides innuneraDe 'o'us
Lieutenant. high sherlfrs. knights, etc. lie aads
that many "A person is called esquire VINO - Nv
more entitled to It than the editor OF a news
papsr" II Is sometimes the case that an editor u
addressed as esq" but that suiiix has become as
common as that of colonel" or general IN Men
,ncky. Georgia and some OF the other southern Is
well a. in the Western States hence editors realy
don't mind II they are sometimes sHsh'ed os '"'
absence Of esq" their letters
She Was No Politician" you see all those
dreadful charges the papers make against YOU
said the politicians VIE ,,,,,,. , 7 ,roiry N 40
Il did was the reply What am gong 10 w
"Whv' she answered. almost sobbing; "l-rd
make that horrd editor prove every "0ru OF '"s'"'
Prov Great guns; That's at1 eT g co wsat
washington Star.
..,. ..,,, ,,ar,i,e, IN maintain their
.., ,,r h,,,,. ,b., most merry and pleasure
loving nation in Europe. For their Parliament
hs he, re,scted with a considerable show OF in
dignaton. Il bill making drunke mess peha, Inv
o,or,s ~ ,ha p,osure fouud no difficulty In
oppo'''''' W w =. .,,.,oa ba hlts
convincing the House that the estdp"s"eu
of the people were UGH that il was Impossible 70
nunisb This falling and that the feasts AMI family
puh,sh '"'' i"""s' "', ''', -, Wv a,,.,on,a~, amons
drinking bouts wh''h nav nee" ,ors c,nnot
the population for over thousand years 'a''"S'
he abolished by law
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Sir Matthew Regbie Chief Justice OF British
Columbia. recently deceased. once had before him
n man charged with having killed another man
with a sandbag The evidence was conclusive, and
the Judge charged the Jury accordingly. but YER
dict ~ Nor ,,,ii,v" was promptlv brought In.
Tbe iudye was astonished ''Gsntlemen OF the
Jury he said this is your verdict NOT mine. ON
ttions of such conduct as yours will make trial